can I show you my island (!DemonBluff !prime)

Northernlion

04-21-2026 · 4h 34m

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[00:00:30] Anybody else find it strange that when you turn on your Nintendo Switch 2 with an Elgato

[00:00:57] plugged in, you hear the last sound that Tony Soprano heard in his entire life?

[00:01:09] Dude, don't even talk to me about Daniels Island. The fact that he made me

[00:01:16] essentially 100% a soyjack is like that's one thing that is bad, don't get

[00:01:22] me wrong. The thing that's so crazy to me is that he made himself max height, which pisses

[00:01:28] me off because now he can't make Wemby, bro. Like you got it when you're making a topodachi

[00:01:35] life island, you have to be honest because what if you want to put like a really, really

[00:01:39] tall person on the island? You can't set max height to five nine, bro. His hair is

[00:01:46] so insane too. Anyway, it's true. We can't make Abe Lincoln anymore, dude. I can't slash

[00:02:02] marker. Can somebody put a slash in chat, please? Could a streamer get a slash? Somebody

[00:02:09] Let me put it there. Thank you. Joe, Joe, you are being very helpful lately.

[00:02:16] You're being very helpful lately.

[00:02:21] Chad, can I show you my island?

[00:02:24] I did. So yesterday, can everyone say W wife?

[00:02:28] And Chad, can everyone say W wife?

[00:02:30] We had an HVAC guy come and clean our ducts

[00:02:35] So that our air conditioning didn't smell like dirty socks when we turned it on the catches

[00:02:41] He was like hey, we're gonna use like a

[00:02:44] Extremely large vacuum cleaner. So I'm pretty sure that you're not gonna be able to stream and my wife said, okay

[00:02:50] It is what it is. So I appreciate that

[00:02:52] But while they were cleaning the ducks I

[00:02:56] Was hanging out with my daughter playing a little bit of Tomodachi life and let me type first off

[00:03:01] This has to re-initialize because that is not what it looks like outside

[00:03:05] Yeah, I was going to say, what are you talking about?

[00:03:08] That's like 8pm or something like that.

[00:03:11] Take me to the Crank-a-Dawn.

[00:03:13] Yeti, can I tell you something?

[00:03:15] You are in for the time of your life, Yeti.

[00:03:18] Because yesterday I looked in the store, the clothing store, and you won't believe

[00:03:24] what I found.

[00:03:26] It's still shot string out in a bar room night

[00:03:31] And her petty valentine from the upper hall

[00:03:35] She sees the bartender in a pool of blood

[00:03:39] Shouts out my god, they killed them all

[00:03:42] Here comes the story of the hurricane

[00:03:47] La La La

[00:03:50] Yeah, sing it to him, bro

[00:03:56] Wait, wait. Just let him get to the yummy cake party.

[00:04:06] Oh, baby, baby.

[00:04:08] Baby, baby, it ain't me, baby.

[00:04:12] Sing a tune, Dylan, do a tune.

[00:04:14] You say you're looking for someone,

[00:04:16] Maybe we can always draw.

[00:04:21] He's got nothing.

[00:04:22] You might be asking who the other fellas are.

[00:04:24] Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have you guess, okay?

[00:04:27] Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, I'm gonna have you, first off,

[00:04:30] well now you've seen their name, but let me zoom in on this one a little bit.

[00:04:34] If you had the guess, who this fellow right here is,

[00:04:38] without seeing his name,

[00:04:43] ah mother fucker, it's Connor McDavid.

[00:04:46] Why are you Connor, why are you so sad? You won last night, bro.

[00:04:53] You literally won four three I

[00:04:59] Don't understand why he's so sad

[00:05:02] Zero points. He's something like 39 points in game ones, which is an insane stat, but anyway

[00:05:11] Also, I made I made Richie Tenenbaum and let's see if we can find him

[00:05:16] You know Richie Tenenbaum. That's Luke Luke Wilson from the Royal Tenenbaum. Let's see how he's doing

[00:05:20] How you doing, Richie?

[00:05:22] Good as always.

[00:05:26] Han.

[00:05:27] No, Richie, don't say it!

[00:05:29] It's TOS!

[00:05:30] It's TOS, man!

[00:05:33] He needs a fit.

[00:05:34] Yeah, I literally made them like last night

[00:05:36] and then went to bed.

[00:05:37] So you're right.

[00:05:38] I mean, I gotta feed them some food

[00:05:40] and I'm gonna turn it down a little bit, I apologize.

[00:05:42] I'm gonna feed them some food

[00:05:44] and figure out what they like and what they don't like

[00:05:46] and then we're just gonna have a good time, man.

[00:05:49] We're just gonna have a good time.

[00:05:50] First off, let's see what's going on in the morning.

[00:05:52] Monk at Austin Powers selling a damn bowl of cornflakes.

[00:05:55] The lunch is at cornflakes.

[00:05:56] Thanks a ton.

[00:05:57] I'll take a shot of those.

[00:05:58] Be sure to stop by again this afternoon.

[00:06:00] Here's what else did I have to do here.

[00:06:10] Oh, let's check out what our new stuff is today as well.

[00:06:14] Garden gnome costume, bowls uniform.

[00:06:17] Okay, kindergarten outfit kind of goes crazy

[00:06:21] when you have a daughter who's in kindergarten.

[00:06:23] That might hit the spot.

[00:06:26] What else we got here?

[00:06:27] Long sleeve shirt with tie, boxless,

[00:06:30] the Supreme Me shirt is kind of crazy.

[00:06:33] The Shohei, the Shohei outfit, holy.

[00:06:37] Jockey cap, neck pouch, the night sword,

[00:06:43] superhero suit.

[00:06:44] I mean, I think we got a pretty good set today.

[00:06:46] Checkered cargo pants could kind of go crazy for Amy Blue from the boom generation

[00:06:52] What else we got going what's for sale today at the fresh?

[00:06:57] Oh, it's the greatest day of all time and loco mocos sports drink

[00:07:03] Buffalo wings

[00:07:04] Profiteroles, that's a great day. Thank you very much

[00:07:10] That's a fucking awesome day you guys like the float houses I built here. It's looking positive

[00:07:16] grandvillian out there and then let's see what happened in the news yesterday oh

[00:07:20] damn it's a morning show all right chat shut up when chat speaks I'd be quiet I

[00:07:26] sit my verified partnered streamer badge ass down and listen

[00:07:46] Look at him in the beret man.

[00:07:54] I kinda love artist Austin Powers with the hangy head up there.

[00:08:05] Live K reaction?

[00:08:11] He literally said slow news day huh.

[00:08:18] Alright, so basically nothing.

[00:08:24] And then let's see what the tithes look like today.

[00:08:26] No!

[00:08:27] Well, where's my... where's my donations?

[00:08:30] Bro, I'm sorry, I'm doing an impression of a streamer but I went live and I'm playing

[00:08:35] the game for the first time.

[00:08:36] Where's my donations, bro?

[00:08:38] There's supposed to be like a bunch of donations at the start of every day, man!

[00:08:43] What the hell happened?

[00:08:47] Alright, let's get this show on the motherfucking road. You didn't miss that much.

[00:08:52] Yeah!

[00:08:53] Yeah! She's screaming at the sea.

[00:08:55] They scored!

[00:08:56] I'm feeling all over the place right now.

[00:08:58] I'm howling at the moon. She does want to marry me, by the way.

[00:09:00] First off, though, I mean, never make a decision like that on an empty stomach.

[00:09:04] What would Kate like the most out of all these beautiful foods?

[00:09:07] Well to be honest with you her favorite food that I know of is stewed beef and

[00:09:12] that's why I bought a bunch of goods so I could give it to her about that

[00:09:18] shouldn't bulk

[00:09:21] Oh she loves it!

[00:09:25] ate the damn plate I'm almost picked up a whole

[00:09:29] level I feel like a heavyweight has been lifted from my shoulders literally fellas

[00:09:33] Because this is so real.

[00:09:37] Sometimes the ladies will be like, I'm not sure, I'm just not feeling like myself.

[00:09:40] And you're like, well have you had anything to eat today?

[00:09:42] And they're like, no, but I don't think that's it.

[00:09:46] It might not be it.

[00:09:47] I'm not going to say that's always it.

[00:09:48] But step one, step one is always have half a glass of water and lunch.

[00:09:52] And then see how you feel after that.

[00:09:56] True for me as well.

[00:10:01] I'm a guy and I do it too.

[00:10:03] Oh, I think everybody, I do it too.

[00:10:06] When I'm depressed, Kate will be like,

[00:10:08] do you want something to eat?

[00:10:09] And I'm like, no, I'm on a hunger strike.

[00:10:10] I think I'm gonna just starve myself to death

[00:10:12] probably over the course of the next like six weeks.

[00:10:14] And then like three hours later,

[00:10:16] I'm like, man, for some reason, I'm fucking hungry, man.

[00:10:19] I'm hungry as fuck.

[00:10:23] I wonder why.

[00:10:25] What a strange coincidence.

[00:10:27] Then I feed you the long pizza.

[00:10:29] pizza the long way.

[00:10:34] Otomo, where are you going to be?

[00:10:36] You know, let's let's put you in the shopping district.

[00:10:43] My donations.

[00:10:48] We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

[00:10:51] Here's what's happening on our island.

[00:10:54] Anyone who finally wants to see what they look like

[00:10:57] will be excited to learn that photo tell off photography.

[00:10:59] The premier photo studio has opened up on a lot, Grand Villa.

[00:11:03] The building is kind of awesome.

[00:11:04] I'm not lying.

[00:11:05] I'm not lying.

[00:11:05] The photo shoot, which is kind of awesome.

[00:11:06] There's one of those things where it's like when they go out of business

[00:11:09] and then they open a dispenser here,

[00:11:10] you're going to be like, that dispenser here

[00:11:12] is to be a photo.

[00:11:13] You catch someone and abandon him.

[00:11:14] You can't fool me.

[00:11:15] That thing shaped like a fucking camera.

[00:11:18] I'm Kate.

[00:11:19] It's always going to.

[00:11:20] The sign out front looks like a ripped movie ticket, OK?

[00:11:23] That's always going to be a blockbuster.

[00:11:24] I don't care if it's a spirit Halloween now.

[00:11:29] And two golds, 120 bucks, little man.

[00:11:38] See what's going on at the photo tomo.

[00:11:40] Pick a photo shoot.

[00:11:45] Let's take a photo of everyone

[00:11:46] to commemorate this beautiful day.

[00:11:48] Honestly, I fucking love the vibes

[00:11:50] of this like school photo right here.

[00:11:53] Let's all celebrate.

[00:11:54] This is the day that Richie Tenenbaum and Connor McDave

[00:11:59] joined the squad.

[00:12:06] Honestly, I could live with that.

[00:12:09] And then everybody should be making a, everybody,

[00:12:12] let's do a weird one.

[00:12:13] Everybody make a, a, a rye smile.

[00:12:20] Smug ass group photo.

[00:12:23] It's the type of shit you'd be seeing in like, uh,

[00:12:27] the Antho chamber in blueprints.

[00:12:29] And then you gotta be like, well, there's 11 smiles.

[00:12:32] 11's mile.

[00:12:34] Then you go to the fucking like the steeple chase

[00:12:37] and you look at mile 11

[00:12:38] and there's like a secret button under the desk

[00:12:40] or something like that

[00:12:41] and you press it and then like a Rubik's cube pops out

[00:12:43] or something like that.

[00:12:47] Beautiful.

[00:12:49] Get any pics with cool backdrops?

[00:12:51] I'm not gonna be honest, I just, not sure I'm the type of fellow who knows what's going on in photography.

[00:12:58] Let's see, do we get anything new in the crowd?

[00:13:00] No, the quick build doesn't get new stuff every day.

[00:13:02] TNC renault gets it every day.

[00:13:04] Welcome.

[00:13:05] Welcome?

[00:13:06] No, it gets it every week!

[00:13:08] Oh my god.

[00:13:09] Okay, give me a damn second here.

[00:13:14] The other thing is, I think I already have a wish ready to go.

[00:13:17] I think we should start by sending a...

[00:13:19] We should send someone to Latin America, man.

[00:13:24] Who should go to Latin America?

[00:13:29] I will say it's very richie tenon bomb coated.

[00:13:33] I'm gonna send myself to Latin America, man.

[00:13:39] The reason I'm not gonna send Bob Dylan is because we need to wait until we get a trip to Mozambique.

[00:13:44] And then I can send Bob Dylan to Mozambique and sing the song.

[00:13:48] Yes, yeah, Yeti, you're on exactly the same page.

[00:13:51] Latin America tour? Are you really giving this to me?

[00:13:54] Thank you. A change of scenery could help me take my mind off things.

[00:13:59] Who, really?

[00:14:03] Yay! Kate with the wig of Latin America!

[00:14:09] Watch out!

[00:14:10] No one more IndianaZone has payments.

[00:14:12] Hey, sweetie.

[00:14:14] classic couples photo right there please make the pose

[00:14:21] this drylands thing is no i statues whatever they're looking at must be pretty interesting

[00:14:26] 13 that's so huge that's awesome apollo this is awesome man

[00:14:34] this cenote is like my own private pool this could be us playing

[00:14:38] Yeah, she don't talk that much, but she chill.

[00:14:43] Apollo, you can make him say chat, but he doesn't say chat, you can make him pronounce

[00:14:59] it as can I say something.

[00:15:00] You got an alebrije!

[00:15:02] Also my dude is hungry as fuck.

[00:15:09] You would go crazy for some loco moco.

[00:15:11] You know how I know that?

[00:15:12] Psy.

[00:15:13] Psy?

[00:15:14] You got loco moco a Psy?

[00:15:15] It's your favorite food of all time bro!

[00:15:29] Hawaiian cuisine kinda undefeated.

[00:15:31] If only someone would teach them to take the shells off the garlic shrimp, man, could be

[00:15:36] the wave.

[00:15:37] They would be unstoppable.

[00:15:47] Pink thought bubble?

[00:15:48] Wait, does he?

[00:15:49] He does have a pink thought bubble.

[00:15:51] Kate, I might be proposing you.

[00:15:52] Let's see.

[00:15:53] I want to propose to Kate.

[00:15:54] Yoooo!

[00:15:55] I've had this pink bubble for like, uh, 18 hours, and my daughter kept being like,

[00:16:01] You should press the pink bubble and I'm like, I'm not gonna because I want to do it on stream!

[00:16:05] In that case, I'll summon all my courage and ask for her hand in marriage.

[00:16:09] The thing is, my heart is racing and my head is full of distractions.

[00:16:14] Too real.

[00:16:15] Any chance you can come with me and help me focus?

[00:16:17] That's a huge aura lost.

[00:16:19] Okay, then it's time to go see Kate.

[00:16:26] Hope you got a nice ring for me.

[00:16:28] An onion ring.

[00:16:31] Why the hell are you proposing in the home gym, man?

[00:16:37] Don't get it twisted. Thanks for meeting me here.

[00:16:40] Of course.

[00:16:43] So, um...

[00:16:51] Fire at the distracting bots.

[00:16:56] I can do this. Don't think about yummy cake.

[00:16:58] Okay. Oh, but it's so difficult. Don't think about your child!

[00:17:02] Stop thinking about your child!

[00:17:04] Don't think about... I don't even know what this is, man. Like, hard candy?

[00:17:09] Don't think about Chad. That's too fucking real. That's the realest...

[00:17:12] OHHHHH! That's the realest shit this game's ever put out there.

[00:17:17] I actually have something really important that I wanted to talk about.

[00:17:22] Oh. What is it?

[00:17:26] You can do it.

[00:17:27] Well, them and an ex-man.

[00:17:32] Oh shit!

[00:17:38] Surely we get met!

[00:17:39] Whoa!

[00:17:42] Traveling, traveling, traveling, traveling.

[00:17:44] No, no, no, no!

[00:17:46] The thing is, I can't stop thinking about traveling.

[00:17:49] It's everything to me.

[00:17:53] So you're a big fan of traveling?

[00:17:55] Okay. I hope you didn't bring me here just to tell me that.

[00:18:01] Sorry. Forget about traveling.

[00:18:04] There's something else.

[00:18:07] Oh no! You broke my heart!

[00:18:14] They locked the fucking door.

[00:18:19] Then start on the left. They come in right there and sending you many distracting thoughts.

[00:18:22] Next one's gonna come in on the right for sure. Guaranteed.

[00:18:27] Oh, fuck.

[00:18:31] Whoa!

[00:18:34] Holy shit, it's a three-phase boss fight, man.

[00:18:39] The thing is, Kate, I can't stop thinking about you. You're everything to me.

[00:18:47] Oh, it makes me happy to hear that.

[00:18:50] That's why I brought you to the pain cave.

[00:18:56] Here it is.

[00:18:57] I'm just going to say it, Kate.

[00:18:59] I'm just going to say it, 10 sets of one rep man flat pulldowns right now.

[00:19:08] 10.

[00:19:10] Kate, our daughter's always trying to fuck up our relationship, that's crazy.

[00:19:20] You could have thought a little bit about Loco Moco.

[00:19:22] Whoa! No, no, no! Get him!

[00:19:29] The final boss, then! The rival!

[00:19:32] He's got a scar across his face. He wears a hearing aid.

[00:19:39] Will you marry me?

[00:19:42] Pause.

[00:19:45] Oh! Yes, of course. I'd love to marry you.

[00:19:50] It's just that easy.

[00:19:53] YAY!

[00:20:00] I'm getting a repetitive stress injury.

[00:20:03] Their love is giving me a repetitive stress injury.

[00:20:09] It's happening.

[00:20:11] And we couldn't have done it without you, brother.

[00:20:14] Thank you.

[00:20:15] We're so excited for our wedding.

[00:20:17] Oh my god, do they have a wedding on the island?

[00:20:23] Please tell me it's Bob Dylan.

[00:20:29] It's our daughter, that's more appropriate.

[00:20:31] Parliament David, don't cry! Don't cry, it's okay!

[00:20:34] Leon drysidles back and he played really well last night.

[00:20:38] I think he got two assists.

[00:20:47] It actually looks a lot like the anniversary photos we took in Korea, Kate.

[00:20:53] They did a great job.

[00:20:55] Hi, Moutoon Hawaii! Let's fucking go!

[00:21:01] Glove. Glove. I'm dying.

[00:21:03] I'm dying.

[00:21:13] Never a bad idea to end the day with some luck.

[00:21:16] Thank you.

[00:21:21] Look at me, I'm on my Kiki.

[00:21:23] What makes me chunk Hawaii is so nice.

[00:21:25] It's a shame I have to disturb the sand with my footprints.

[00:21:29] Thank you.

[00:21:39] Toa walking so much fun.

[00:21:41] You know it's actually more natural for humans to walk that way.

[00:21:43] You got a Hawaiian key chain?

[00:21:47] I know I already had one and I wasn't fucking with it.

[00:21:49] I guess the next step is to grow all together.

[00:21:55] Marry for one day in love.

[00:21:58] What will be Kate's nickname?

[00:21:59] I mean these are, this is exactly right.

[00:22:02] Although you know what, I mean it's a unique opportunity to put my wife.

[00:22:10] One of the best things about being married is unlocking the DLC or what to call your

[00:22:18] spouse.

[00:22:19] Top of the morning, my wife.

[00:22:23] Hi.

[00:22:24] Hi, and my husband.

[00:22:29] Top of the morning.

[00:22:33] I did not make them say top of the morning.

[00:22:35] I don't know, maybe they've been watching a lot of Jacksepticeye, or whatever.

[00:22:44] Hey, husband.

[00:22:46] Hey, my husband!

[00:22:47] That's better.

[00:22:48] You're all connoissee.

[00:22:49] I guess we should start living together.

[00:22:52] As is the custom.

[00:22:53] Oh, shit! Damn, it's on the news!

[00:22:56] This must be Big Cerrito!

[00:22:58] We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

[00:23:01] We've just received some surprising news.

[00:23:06] We just learned that newlyweds Ryan and Kate are together as a couple in Brothers World

[00:23:11] too.

[00:23:12] The couple told reporters, we thought something was up, given how we kept getting dragged

[00:23:17] to each other.

[00:23:18] And now we're married in this world.

[00:23:21] Go us.

[00:23:22] But that's not all.

[00:23:24] They also have a kid in Brothers World, and the kid is here on this island.

[00:23:29] Luna is quoted as saying,

[00:23:31] it's not common to gain a parent in the course of one's life,

[00:23:34] but I won't look a gift one in the mouth.

[00:23:37] Figuratively.

[00:23:38] She do be saying stuff like that.

[00:23:40] Thanks for watching.

[00:23:42] I'm Austin Powers,

[00:23:44] and you're up to date.

[00:23:46] Austin Powers without his signature

[00:23:50] crushed blue velvet suit looks so much like that one

[00:23:53] nerd from Revenge of the Nerds.

[00:23:56] Not the one who dressed up in the Darth Vader costume

[00:23:59] and did that fucked up shit.

[00:24:00] But you know the one I'm talking about?

[00:24:03] I don't, yes man.

[00:24:05] It's the one, he's kind of got like a 70s,

[00:24:09] like WTA women's tennis player haircut.

[00:24:19] So I'm very much when it comes to my daughter.

[00:24:25] And when I get mad at her, I call her honey.

[00:24:28] You can't do that, honey. You can't do that.

[00:24:30] Top of the morning, honey.

[00:24:33] And she is a big user of the word daddy.

[00:24:41] Probably, hey daddy, long time no see.

[00:24:45] Probably one of the top 10 words she uses the most

[00:24:48] if I had to guess.

[00:24:53] Sometimes she will even say like daddy

[00:24:55] to get my attention.

[00:24:57] And then I'll say, yes, honey.

[00:24:59] And then she'll have my attention,

[00:25:02] but she'll forget what she was going to say.

[00:25:05] So then she'll say daddy again.

[00:25:07] And I'm telling you,

[00:25:08] when you already have your attention on somebody,

[00:25:10] and then they say something to get your attention,

[00:25:13] you are like, I said, yes, honey.

[00:25:19] What did you, good.

[00:25:20] Now I'm like, now I'm starting to believe

[00:25:21] you didn't have anything to say to me at all.

[00:25:23] And now you're coming up with something to say.

[00:25:27] Hey, do you have a pet name for our daughter?

[00:25:34] She'll definitely say, I don't know, does she say mommy or does she say, she says mom

[00:25:39] more than anything?

[00:25:43] Ma, the mead loaf, Wade, we should put Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers

[00:25:54] in this. I never know what she's doing.

[00:26:01] Top of the morning! Mom!

[00:26:06] I think this is about right. It looks like my family has grown.

[00:26:11] Don't you think the houses here are a little small? Yes! I think you will need to

[00:26:15] build a new one. Rumor has it kids should live with their parents.

[00:26:19] What do you suggest?

[00:26:21] Yeah.

[00:26:26] That sounds about right.

[00:26:30] Let's build a house for Ryan and Co.

[00:26:33] That is like how the government sees us,

[00:26:35] which I think is a little like patriarchal or whatever, but...

[00:26:41] I mean, honestly, know this respect,

[00:26:43] but I don't know why the fuck I built it,

[00:26:45] so I'm looking at Austin Powers chat and Dan,

[00:26:47] and then when instead we could have beachfront property bro like this kind of

[00:26:51] unforced error like we should definitely make this beast open like right on to the

[00:26:57] fucking sea

[00:27:03] I'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together say do you have

[00:27:08] any ideas for what to call our household if you have a good name for us I'd love

[00:27:13] to hear it I'm sorry there's simply no other option I know exactly what to

[00:27:16] call it. I'm not gonna read chat because then you're gonna think I got it from you but

[00:27:21] everybody already knows that I'm gonna call it.

[00:27:28] Is this the most common custom name for a house on Twitch?

[00:27:33] In this game it's gotta be bro. The La Casa is singular I think. I don't speak Spanish.

[00:27:46] Thanks for the excellent idea.

[00:27:48] I hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of the La Casa.

[00:27:54] Yes! Level 10!

[00:28:02] Whoa! Little pocket money!

[00:28:04] I wanted to have a little walkin' around money!

[00:28:07] Literally just cash you can give your me to use how they like.

[00:28:11] What the fuck?

[00:28:13] That's crazy.

[00:28:15] clothing you can choose any piece. Fuck ass. Non-binary, Bob Dylan outfit, no shot.

[00:28:25] Dudes literally be dressed in like this Epcot. Like dudes who voted for Kamala

[00:28:29] Harris will literally go to Epcot and put this fucking outfit on. Makes no sense to

[00:28:34] me man. I guess there's no fucking rules in Florida or whatever. I'm not

[00:28:38] putting the hat on. Okay. Wait you're not supposed to see what I shouted to

[00:28:42] see them supposed to be like a nice little surprise for you when I if I

[00:28:47] ever looked at it myself on the sea and I went to Gonzaga

[00:28:52] yes we got here man

[00:28:56] we already I really like what I got with my catchphrases we got we got don't

[00:29:02] get it twisted and can I say something all ending the sentence we got end

[00:29:08] And the scent is with type shit, that's 100%.

[00:29:23] And I'll keep it, for those watching without audio, I'll keep it censored, but if you're

[00:29:29] watching with audio. This is perfect. I know Nintendo is crashing the fuck out. Like there's

[00:29:45] a project manager in Nintendo that's gonna see this clip and be like we got a DMCA this

[00:29:49] This guy immediately.

[00:29:51] Touch shit.

[00:29:59] They're putting swears in my wholesome game.

[00:30:04] Thank you.

[00:30:05] Now I feel more like myself.

[00:30:07] Touch shit.

[00:30:08] Yes, dude. Yeah, that's awesome.

[00:30:12] That's fucking incredible dude.

[00:30:14] Whoa, yeah, oh damn, I want to play.

[00:30:16] Don't play no repeats with me.

[00:30:17] You love no repeats.

[00:30:18] I've got to warn you, I'm a red light. Green light, Gaster. Wanna play?

[00:30:22] Red light, green light.

[00:30:25] I can do this. Here we go.

[00:30:28] Green light.

[00:30:30] Red light.

[00:30:33] Green light.

[00:30:34] Red light.

[00:30:35] Caught you moving.

[00:30:37] You lose, brother. Motherfucker.

[00:30:44] Hey, you can't win them all.

[00:30:46] I have like 8 toilet paper right now.

[00:30:50] Make it 9.

[00:30:57] Yo, oh whoa whoa whoa whoa, okay hang on.

[00:30:59] Normally I'd expect Richie Tenenbaum to be sadder than Connor McDavey to maybe want to play a game, but what is it Richie?

[00:31:05] All about a quick game of No Repedes.

[00:31:08] Let's play.

[00:31:09] This is by far the worst game, but...

[00:31:11] No repeats.

[00:31:12] Food.

[00:31:14] Pickles.

[00:31:16] I was going to say pickles playing no repeats with Richie Tenenbaum kind of just like a

[00:31:22] race to win.

[00:31:23] He says he's going to kill himself, I guess, but let's see probably capraiser salad.

[00:31:29] Sunflower seeds.

[00:31:31] Richie, you can't say you already said that.

[00:31:36] Pumpkin pie.

[00:31:37] Pumpkin pie.

[00:31:38] Cheese, bro.

[00:31:39] French onion soup.

[00:31:40] French onion soup.

[00:31:45] How do you say pan-o-chocolat?

[00:31:49] Profiteroles.

[00:31:50] Oh, damn.

[00:31:51] How do you say corn flakes?

[00:31:55] Caviar.

[00:31:56] Okay, rich ass.

[00:31:58] Split pea soup.

[00:31:59] I'm laser at the palm.

[00:32:01] How do you say salad?

[00:32:02] You are an idiot.

[00:32:04] You are a moron.

[00:32:05] What a daring display.

[00:32:10] Congratulations. If he gives me a tennis racket, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

[00:32:17] Time for your prize.

[00:32:26] What was that? Sorry, I was not really, I was looking at the stuff that I could have had.

[00:32:32] A cartoon? That ain't so bad.

[00:32:34] You know what? Richie and Connor have not met. In fact, none of them have met anybody, and also they've never eaten any food, and they have no relationships with anybody else in the island, and they're wearing their default clothes.

[00:32:45] Help me.

[00:32:49] Okay, now hold still. Here we go.

[00:32:54] Ah, what does that mean?

[00:32:57] And they have no furniture. That's true. They also have no rooms.

[00:33:00] You're so kind. You're so kind.

[00:33:02] You need to thank me

[00:33:09] They do seem a little like mine, I mean I'm sure Connor's probably felt like Richie before especially after like game five last year or whatever, but um

[00:33:23] Conner's got his championship some display, okay, he's literally really good. He's not his fault the Edmunds. He's literally never had a good goaltender. Okay

[00:33:32] you see is there anything is the year the Eureka set is not really like Richie

[00:33:43] Tenenbaum coded Richie Tenenbaum but that's more

[00:33:45] chast Tenenbaum coded to have the room covered in like a chalkboard when Nate

[00:33:51] said not really camo camps like that dude this is Richie Tenenbaum's room

[00:33:56] Bro with the tents yo

[00:34:11] Obviously we're gonna go straight to Richie Tenenbaum's room, but I'm assuming

[00:34:18] This is what if Margo I get least misogynist film viewer if Margo wasn't here

[00:34:24] This is what Richie's life would have been like. They never should have adopted Margo, bro

[00:34:29] No, royal fucked up when he adopted Margo

[00:34:38] Yeah, I'd like to change the entire room

[00:34:43] That's his fucking room

[00:34:46] Minus the camo, but like the camo makes it a little bit more like a Rambo type thing, but he loves it

[00:34:54] this is exactly the kind of room I wanted to live in thank you you're welcome brother

[00:35:07] who's been added to the island oh it's Connor McDavid and Richie Tenenbaum

[00:35:12] hanging out was that we definitely have to get a couple of things one is

[00:35:16] you can literally never eat food if I have to guess what what which of these

[00:35:22] foods Richie Tenenbaum would like the most? I mean literally he's a US open

[00:35:28] finalist so let's give him a Gatorade real quick.

[00:35:36] He considers he's contented with that. What's going on with the bottom left? I

[00:35:42] think they got a kettle or something that's popping off.

[00:35:52] Which of these foods is the most Wes Anderson coated?

[00:35:58] I'm gonna say none.

[00:36:00] I just think you're the type of beast who can have some fun with lasagna.

[00:36:10] Sure, man.

[00:36:12] You like it more than Gatorade?

[00:36:14] Yeah, man. Yeah, I like it more than Gatorade.

[00:36:17] He would love yummy cake that's fucking true where's Anderson a fucking love yummy cake, man

[00:36:29] Actually, it's so real that he and Conor Mcdave would get along so well because they both are professional athletes

[00:36:38] Professional athletes have to eat big meals. This is literally a hamburger and egg and like three cups of rice

[00:36:47] Oh, it's oh, it's not oh the macros are a little messed up for me. Oh, no

[00:36:57] I don't want to lose in the Stanley Cup Finals again

[00:36:59] I need the macros to be perfect so I'll lose me Stanley Cup Finals. All right, bud. Whatever you say

[00:37:12] Should have given him some chickpea pasta exactly all right now

[00:37:17] Um, uh, you need a fit man. I think the store probably has a fit that's just gonna work for

[00:37:24] Richie tenant bomb if I had to guess

[00:37:28] Damn definitely not buying you an $1,100 wedding dress

[00:37:31] This is the type of shit that he would be don't know. This is what uh

[00:37:35] This is what Owen Wilson wears in the Royal Tenen bombs man

[00:37:39] Yeah, Eli. This is the shit that Eli be wearing when he when he says uh, everyone knows

[00:37:45] General Custer died in the Battle of Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't?

[00:37:51] Where's my Ritchie Tenenbombs at? That's a little Ritchie. That's, we're close. It is kind of Mason

[00:38:07] Ramsey codered as well. We could give him a tennis outfit. That's also true. We could just give

[00:38:13] him a well we got to give him both we got to give him his his west anderson

[00:38:17] fit and then he's like john mackinill fit I don't think there's shorts that are

[00:38:23] short enough to qualify as tennis shorts I'm sorry to say we have to wait until

[00:38:27] we can actually unlock those

[00:38:34] it's definitely not wearing this if you see some if you see some Richie

[00:38:38] Tannenbaum coated attire let me know I mean otherwise for now I'm just gonna

[00:38:43] put the fella in like a damn shirt. I don't think there's anything that's really

[00:38:49] Richie Tenenbaum coded right now. We're gonna have to wait until we unlock it.

[00:38:58] And for the time being, this is a little bit more Bill Murray. Anything in the

[00:39:03] specials? This is him if he was having like a if he was introducing a game at

[00:39:10] E3 but he wanted to let you know like just cuz he's just cuz I'm a high-powered business

[00:39:15] executive that's exclusively concerned with shareholder value doesn't mean I also don't

[00:39:19] like you know Jaws or Jurassic Park or whatever the fuck is on the shirt.

[00:39:25] Laser with a necktie is like semi in there I kind of like him in the Otani don't get

[00:39:35] me wrong but it's also very Ten of Moms coated there. Can't you create it? Yeah

[00:39:41] but it'll take like a thousand hours so we might just better wait so we can... I

[00:39:44] mean we got a lot of stuff to actually do in the game right now. Could put him

[00:39:50] in... could put him in a basketball uniform for now it's kind of tennis

[00:39:55] Related.

[00:40:01] I'm in a blazer?

[00:40:03] Blazer with a necktie?

[00:40:07] Alright, let's go blazer with necktie.

[00:40:12] And then for pants.

[00:40:16] I feel like they'll be wearing some corduroy pants for sure.

[00:40:18] And then if I can get those in like a yellow.

[00:40:20] And then for socks, I feel like they'd be wearing the striped cuff anchor socks.

[00:40:31] And then certainly just like business shoes.

[00:40:34] But maybe in brown, maybe in tan.

[00:40:37] All alpha is going to be a pretty tan.

[00:40:40] And am I crazy to think like, probably not a gold chain or a budin- way though,

[00:40:46] a budin-ear might go kind of crazy.

[00:40:50] Would a boutonnier make the outfit work?

[00:40:54] Or is it too, oh wait, you're absolutely right.

[00:40:56] He's scarf-coded.

[00:41:07] I'm gonna say he's black, scarf-coded.

[00:41:13] Literally everybody in chat says green.

[00:41:15] Okay, I'm gonna trust you on that one.

[00:41:20] your outfit, Richie Tannenbaum, and if you don't like it, don't feel like you have to hide it, okay?

[00:41:32] You could say it. You're not gonna offend me?

[00:41:39] It's not perfect, but it can do until we get something better.

[00:41:45] I literally don't give a fuck if you don't like it. You're wearing it. That's not too bad.

[00:41:50] I don't know if the joke is going to come across, but I gave Connor McDavid the most

[00:42:06] hockey delivery that he could possibly have.

[00:42:09] You know when they say some shit like, yeah, you know, it's really good to have our best

[00:42:15] players back from injury, we're a better team with them.

[00:42:18] A lot of guys stepped up, like pucks in deep exactly.

[00:42:20] So he is a perfectly monotone delivery,

[00:42:23] occasionally going up at the end

[00:42:25] as if he's responding to a question with a question.

[00:42:31] Times like these only come once in a lifetime.

[00:42:34] I could probably have him talk a little faster.

[00:42:37] But in the hockey interviews, they do talk fairly slow.

[00:42:41] Oh, he's got some local mocos

[00:42:42] still working his way through there.

[00:42:44] Tom, do you need me?

[00:42:48] The Oilers need you, bro.

[00:42:59] I mean, to be honest, man, for now,

[00:43:03] let's just get the vibe across

[00:43:04] that you're a professional athlete.

[00:43:07] could be worse bro I could have given you a golf outfit I got the hockey fit in

[00:43:20] my store today wait there's a hockey fit okay that's huge let me guess me and my

[00:43:26] wife no my daughter in Chad what are you talking about they're great friends

[00:43:37] I was gonna make a queen Hughes and then put him on like just an island with no way to access the main island

[00:43:49] Just to punish him

[00:43:55] Then I was like something about like looking at Queen Hughes sad ass me was just gonna make me like the press

[00:44:01] I feel like Quinn Hughes is very knee-able, like he has a very sort of like, like a sad dog visage.

[00:44:11] I think he would make an awesome me, to be honest.

[00:44:17] That's Quinn Hughes when he hasn't seen his best friend Cash Patel in a couple days.

[00:44:25] of days. When he sees his best friend, Kashpatel, I'm sure he's like, oh, yes, my best friend.

[00:44:35] It's my best friend, the director of the FBI. Now that's a mansion. If you want to change

[00:44:40] the look of the living room or the group name for the home, just ask your wife. Am I right?

[00:44:47] Let's see what she's got going on in the damn dream here.

[00:44:58] Damn.

[00:44:59] No words needed.

[00:45:01] Feel what I'm feeling.

[00:45:05] Kate, the human bearded dragon is here.

[00:45:08] Alright, this is kinda awesome.

[00:45:10] I'm dying. Why does nobody give a fuck. Wait, wait, wait, we got some tea in chat.

[00:45:24] I have a friend who was married to a relative of the Hughes brothers. He said that at his

[00:45:30] wedding they spent the entire reception kicking a flat and beer can around like it was a

[00:45:35] hockey puck and not talking to anyone. Okay, but that humanizes Queen Hughes for me.

[00:45:39] Because I feel like Queen Hughes is, I mean all of the Hughes's are so famous, like if they're at a wedding with normies, wouldn't they rather hang out with each other so they're not constantly like being asked about hockey?

[00:45:51] I think that's actually, you've made them seem more like well-rounded individuals to me.

[00:45:58] So fuck you man, nah I'm just, I'm just playing. I appreciate the context, to be honest.

[00:46:04] Bro, level up. Surely you got room in the tummy for like a little dessert? That's a

[00:46:13] fucking huge dessert. Oh yeah, that's fair. Um, you know what? What would my wife like

[00:46:24] out of these? I'm gonna level with you. I don't think she'd really like any of these

[00:46:28] that much. A spirit? No, no, no. Lucky cat's got to go to my daughter. I'm sorry to say.

[00:46:41] She'll get it. All right, now we can actually start playing the game, man.

[00:46:47] Let's start managing the problems of one Austin Powers.

[00:46:51] Hey, good morning.

[00:46:52] What do you mean starting well we were just like you know we weren't making any numbers

[00:47:00] go up let's make some numbers go up man Austin Powers I think you would fucking love loco

[00:47:07] moco man I could picture this guy first off of their steam cover on you could say this

[00:47:15] This dish makes me go, loco?

[00:47:19] I've lost my loco!

[00:47:20] You can- they need to put this in the movie!

[00:47:23] Put loco-moco in Austin Powers 4.

[00:47:31] It's literally his favorite food.

[00:47:35] British person eating anything from another country.

[00:47:37] Wait, this is the best food I've ever eaten.

[00:47:39] Nah, I'm just playing.

[00:47:40] You got some good restaurants in London.

[00:47:44] You have room for dessert?

[00:47:54] You got room for some popcorn?

[00:47:56] That's two.

[00:47:58] Wait what's your...

[00:48:00] I came here to not to feed you lunch but to check on what was...

[00:48:03] Good to see you.

[00:48:04] ... what was adoring you.

[00:48:05] I law grand beaus paths are kind of sparse, don't you think?

[00:48:10] Think we could up the islands?

[00:48:13] me your vision Austin. No, that looks fucking horrible. That looks substantially worse. I

[00:48:26] mean, you're just like, look at what you've done to my beautiful seaside park. You put

[00:48:30] off, you put three vending machines in the park and like a seesaw in a little grass path

[00:48:37] No, man, we do not have the budget for that right now.

[00:48:41] Do we have the budget for that right now?

[00:48:43] It's just, let's not, man.

[00:48:45] Okay. I might bring it up later.

[00:48:47] Please don't. Please, please forget we had this conversation.

[00:48:56] Pro said I might bring it up later.

[00:48:58] Now if he includes a slide, we might be talking.

[00:49:01] How you doing, Amy Blue?

[00:49:07] Good morning.

[00:49:09] First off,

[00:49:11] it's the type of shit you'd be eating in Gregorockies, the Doom generation.

[00:49:14] Well, cigarettes, but like, I feel like buffalo wings are very, uh, amy-blue-coated.

[00:49:25] She liked it. It's her favorite food.

[00:49:31] Here's someone who lives on a long, grand vegan, named Bob Dylan.

[00:49:34] That's right.

[00:49:35] Do you think Bob Dylan and I would make a good team?

[00:49:38] I actually think that you would make some very interesting art together.

[00:49:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:49:44] Hop.

[00:49:45] Now I'm kinda curious about this.

[00:49:47] You guys have a different energy, but they might be complementary.

[00:49:58] What if even they have flowers coming out of their head?

[00:50:05] She really liked that.

[00:50:12] Fungal infection, too real, bro.

[00:50:26] She got a stinky sock syndrome.

[00:50:28] Mal still needs to meet more people, too.

[00:50:30] I can't believe he's still strangers with Amy Blue.

[00:50:32] You gotta get out of the house, man.

[00:50:33] Good morning.

[00:50:34] Mouth is a vegetarian whose favorite food is stewed beef, by the way.

[00:50:39] This dude, I was going to call him a motherfucker, there's no need for that.

[00:50:43] This dude would go crazy for like some meatless buffalo wings, a hundred percent.

[00:50:50] Well, never mind, man.

[00:50:57] I really thought I'd be fucking with those.

[00:50:58] And even as good as fried spring rolls.

[00:51:04] Computing and meat?

[00:51:05] They're chicken with no E and an apostrophe where the E used to be, okay?

[00:51:10] I do, that's so real. I'll just pretend it's as impossible before every single food.

[00:51:15] Would you like some impossible profiteroles?

[00:51:19] That's too much.

[00:51:21] These motherfuckers need to learn to save some room for dessert, bro.

[00:51:24] I've been thinking too hard.

[00:51:26] My head feels all fuzzy inside.

[00:51:30] Let me take a look.

[00:51:32] Help me clear my mind.

[00:51:33] I've always been thinking about fried plantains.

[00:51:42] Phew.

[00:51:43] I feel so much better now.

[00:51:47] Hope you enjoy your fried plantains.

[00:51:50] I will, man.

[00:51:52] Level up.

[00:51:53] Oh, he's gonna level up!

[00:51:54] He's gonna level up! He's gonna level up!

[00:51:57] He's gonna level up!

[00:52:03] I think I already rubbed his head man

[00:52:08] How'd you get his voice to be so accurate? I spent like hours trying to perfect it

[00:52:14] Oh, damn it's a meeting of the black forest cake society

[00:52:19] Oh, there'd be a fly on the wall and

[00:52:21] Me, Dan, Chad, and Bob Bill in our holding court.

[00:52:26] Imagine, man.

[00:52:29] Incipient, bless.

[00:52:37] You gotta click the bubbles?

[00:52:39] Nobody else has a bubble right now. They're bubble-less.

[00:52:43] Let me see. Quick build amenities. Is there anything?

[00:52:46] Anything that Conor McDavid might be interested in.

[00:52:50] Some bleachers

[00:52:52] Might be interested in a traffic cone, maybe they could play defense for the Oilers

[00:52:58] It would be a serious

[00:53:00] Improvement man would be a bit of an oh, you know what? Sorry like I need beach loungers

[00:53:05] My beach park is incomplete without the beach lounger. I

[00:53:10] Don't watch hockey he's really he's the best hockey player in the league

[00:53:14] He's like insanely good, but it was pissing me off because I was watching game one last night and

[00:53:20] Like, the announcer was explaining who Connor McDavid is.

[00:53:23] And I was like, buddy, you don't need to explain who Connor McDavid is.

[00:53:25] I'm watching the fucking CBC.

[00:53:27] I know who Connor McDavid is.

[00:53:29] Um...

[00:53:31] Do you have a moment?

[00:53:33] What's up, man?

[00:53:35] I would just love it if there were a round-street lamp right here.

[00:53:39] I would just love it if we had replacement level goaltending or better.

[00:53:44] You know what, buddy?

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:49] Yeah, that looks good.

[00:53:53] Oh, yeah, I love the look of that round street lamp.

[00:54:00] That looks good. Yeah, we'll just plug it right into the sand. Don't even worry about it.

[00:54:04] By the way, now that that's done, I literally just did that to placate you because I don't want you to leave in free agency.

[00:54:10] Obviously, that's going right back in storage.

[00:54:12] Um...

[00:54:15] Then we need a...

[00:54:18] Beach Lounger. Right there in the shadow.

[00:54:24] Welcome.

[00:54:25] Who's this baseball guy? It's got him again.

[00:54:31] And then you know what? This is not going to be in the shadow due to the position of the sun, I think, but it really ties the...

[00:54:37] No, it doesn't tie it together. Never mind. Because we've lost our umbrella.

[00:54:42] That's okay. You can put it here then. You need to make Fernando Mendoza. He's the college

[00:54:55] quarterback who's about to go first overall, right? When's the draft anyway? Sorry to say

[00:55:01] we have too many professional athletes. I think the next person we're going to add

[00:55:03] to the squad is we need Mark Carney, man. We need the current sitting prime minister

[00:55:10] of Canada. So I think I was gonna have Amy Blue meat Bob Dylan but it seems like

[00:55:15] they're they're a little busy like getting a gathering going or something

[00:55:20] like that. So the next step I wanted to have I want to have Malf and Conor

[00:55:26] McDavid me man. Malf I'm guessing is in his house seems to be the norm. He's

[00:55:35] been pondering the toilet paper a lot. So I think that he's lost faith in his

[00:55:39] bidet is every time I see him he's just sitting on the floor looking at the toilet paper that I gave him

[00:55:45] and then why don't you go hang out with Connor McDavid you guys got a lot to talk about

[00:55:55] they caught me slipping um

[00:56:03] anybody not doing anything

[00:56:04] I mean what are you doing right now working on your laptop not too much

[00:56:14] screen time sorry to say get out here and and get on the seesaw with Uncle

[00:56:18] Dan bro he's going crazy yeah he's doing tricks on it

[00:56:26] what do you do for work I made Dan's catchphrase like when he introduces

[00:56:33] himself to someone he always says, what do you do for work?

[00:56:41] It's kind of fucked up there indifferent to one another man.

[00:56:43] That's like the opposite of love.

[00:56:48] This is so fucked up, dude.

[00:56:52] It's 930.

[00:56:53] It's 10 in the morning, man.

[00:56:54] Like, wait to fuck up, bro.

[00:56:57] You just woke up from sleep.

[00:57:03] Okay, Amy wanted to meet Bob Dylan, polite ass put his guitar away, man.

[00:57:18] Erp?

[00:57:19] The two of them will get along well because they're about the same age.

[00:57:24] Rose born in 1942 or something like that. What are you talking about?

[00:57:30] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:57:35] What era is this Bob Dylan?

[00:57:39] Physically this is like Newport Folk Festival going electric Bob Dylan

[00:57:45] but sartorially he's got on the fit from the 1976 Desire album.

[00:57:50] This is like this is him when he kind of like got over his divorce a little bit

[00:57:59] Wait, wait someone there was a I heard

[00:58:08] I got one out of the quick build at least get my notifications out of here. Please come again

[00:58:14] This is him after he married Isis on the fifth day

[00:58:18] Exactly

[00:58:19] Now I will say I know Connor McDavey is sleeping right now

[00:58:25] But he does also need

[00:58:29] Me he needs to have something going on in his room

[00:58:37] What kind of welcome

[00:58:39] What Connor McDavey would have I isn't his wife like an interior designer or something like that. I

[00:58:45] I feel like there's a hundred percent chance that his house looks like Botanical Set.

[00:58:55] Or Marble Set, something like that.

[00:58:58] Their house is boring as fuck, it's insanely modern, okay.

[00:59:02] So it's like...

[00:59:05] Something like that.

[00:59:06] Thank you very much.

[00:59:07] I just spent two hundred and fifteen bucks on this mother fucker.

[00:59:14] That's probably how Daryl Katz feels, man.

[00:59:16] Daryl Katz is the owner of the Edmonton Oilers, by the way.

[00:59:19] Actually, I have to imagine Daryl Katz

[00:59:20] is probably pretty pleased

[00:59:23] with his investment in Conor McDavid,

[00:59:25] considering drafting Conor McDavid first overall

[00:59:27] allowed him to take the city of Edmonton taxpayers

[00:59:30] for like half of the price of the stadium or whatever.

[00:59:33] Those look nice though.

[00:59:33] I can't disagree with that.

[00:59:34] It looks great now.

[00:59:36] Of course he loves it.

[00:59:37] Thank you.

[00:59:44] He does get frozen in space now and then I'll bring someone you know what Richie Tannenbaum

[00:59:59] I'm gonna give you a purpose in life okay save my wife from her fugue state you probably

[01:00:07] you're used to this shit you probably see Margot do this shit like every couple days

[01:00:10] what's going on here i just can't move

[01:00:16] move i've never seen a case this bad before bro don't say that don't say that you live with margot bro

[01:00:28] doodoo da i've got to return the favor one day don't worry doodoo da

[01:00:40] Make Margot next? No bro, you can just watch the Royal Tendon Bombs if you want to see what

[01:00:45] Richie Tendon Bomb and Margot would get up to if they were in the same tent.

[01:00:51] This is about like recontextualizing characters from other media properties by surrounding

[01:00:55] them with like the Xenomorph from Aliens and Fake Denzel Washington from Game Night.

[01:01:00] Where do they have to scroll all the way man? Don't. Just purge the notification

[01:01:07] please. Can you just purge the notification? Now that I've clicked on it, can you get the

[01:01:14] notification off my screen? We do need to make poly walnuts! Holy fuck! That's a great

[01:01:19] idea! I don't know, is there any way to make poly walnuts hair, man? Is there a poly

[01:01:32] Walnut's hair setting in the game? I don't know. He does have so many phrases too.

[01:01:42] You need more women on the island? Bro, there's like two women in the Sopranos. People don't get

[01:01:46] on David Chase's ass about it. If anything, they're like, take some women out of the Sopranos.

[01:01:53] I don't want to see Livia anymore. She's pissing me off. Wait, they do a little bit?

[01:01:58] I didn't know. I was like 12 and it was airing, so...

[01:02:08] Let me see what's going on here. Anybody not doing anything? Amy Blue wants to play a game.

[01:02:12] I would love to win a prize. I'm on the hunt for a cat for my daughters and a harmonica for 1976 era Bob Dylan.

[01:02:20] Bob Dylan.

[01:02:21] Here's your first mystery shadow.

[01:02:26] What do you think it is?

[01:02:27] That's like a parfait.

[01:02:28] That's granola parfait.

[01:02:30] The answer is granola parfait.

[01:02:34] Next, your second mystery shadow.

[01:02:38] What do you think it is?

[01:02:40] Cheap pet.

[01:02:41] Animal shaped planter.

[01:02:42] That's a turtle.

[01:02:43] The answer is animal shaped planter.

[01:02:46] And finally, the last mystery shadow.

[01:02:48] This shit's just gonna be a circle, man.

[01:02:50] Oh, the fuck? That's a spirit! I know that one! That's a spirit!

[01:02:53] Because I won it yesterday!

[01:02:56] If it hadn't been for the fact that I won this in a game of no repeats yesterday, I think I would have gotten rinsed on that one.

[01:03:04] That is Chibli's butthole.

[01:03:08] You know, my daughter was watching Chibli play Tomodachi Life, and then she keeps bugging me to make a butthole and put it on the Tomodachi Life Island.

[01:03:17] She laughs every single time that it talks, and it just goes like...

[01:03:23] I'm like, I'm not going to make a buckled.

[01:03:24] She's like, why not?

[01:03:25] And I'm like, because it looks like I'm just stealing from Uncle Chibri.

[01:03:31] Could have had a fucking priceless ruby, man.

[01:03:36] Could have had a priceless ruby.

[01:03:43] That's crazy.

[01:03:45] Uncle Chibli? Yeah, just everybody's kind of an uncle, man, to be honest with you.

[01:03:56] This guy's definitely gonna get a drink.

[01:03:59] Nah, he's just gonna walk back and forth in the grass a little bit.

[01:04:02] He's appreciating it, though.

[01:04:07] Oh! What happened?

[01:04:09] Seems to be watching Ryan closely.

[01:04:12] she seems curious about Ryan that's damn true this is too real my fucking

[01:04:28] face fell off I got so scared my face fell off that's all right we put it back

[01:04:36] on. Bro, I think she's scared. Oh no! Are you okay?

[01:04:46] Little hungry. Well, she's a big... Well, actually, you know what? She likes pizza, but she likes pasta even more, I think.

[01:04:53] In the pizza versus pasta wars, she's joining on the side of pasta.

[01:05:00] Oh, man. That could dethrone stewed beef.

[01:05:03] Wait, wait, we'll never know, that's yum.

[01:05:12] She has some expressions, as a catchphrase, she says meow.

[01:05:19] She greets with a curtsy, which is true.

[01:05:21] She stands cutely, what does she walk like?

[01:05:26] If anything, I don't know, this is a tough one.

[01:05:33] Tiny steps a little bit, I mean leaning forward sometimes.

[01:05:37] Actually, wait, that's too fucking real.

[01:05:41] That is way too fucking real.

[01:05:46] If we're going, if I'm like, we gotta stop at the grocery store on the way home.

[01:05:50] She's like, ugh.

[01:05:54] But I think she might get a kick out of floating.

[01:05:58] She also might get a kick out of that, I don't know.

[01:06:06] I'm gonna give her this for now.

[01:06:07] I think she would like this.

[01:06:10] Holy cow, he said the same thing.

[01:06:12] I saw that you also said it's when Ryan says

[01:06:14] we have to go to the grocery store.

[01:06:17] Catch me being like mother hen or whatever.

[01:06:19] Nobody wants to go to the grocery store.

[01:06:21] Everybody loves eating food.

[01:06:23] or at least, you know, she and I do.

[01:06:30] It kind of moves like an angel from neon Genesis Evangelion.

[01:06:34] It's kind of scary.

[01:06:39] If the wings were flapping, it wouldn't be so bad, but...

[01:06:45] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:06:45] Connor McDavey wants to play a game.

[01:06:49] Um...

[01:06:51] I've got some...

[01:06:52] Yeah, let's do a double shadow quiz.

[01:06:57] Here's your first mystery double shadow.

[01:07:01] What are the-

[01:07:02] Thanks, that's two plates, bro.

[01:07:05] I'm gonna say that that has to be a goose and mashed potatoes, cause those are two-

[01:07:09] The answer is...

[01:07:12] Mashed potatoes and roast goose.

[01:07:16] Next up, your second mystery double shadow.

[01:07:20] What are these?

[01:07:21] Fuck.

[01:07:22] I have no idea man, it's a plate!

[01:07:35] I think the plate is yummy cake.

[01:07:38] Taronis?

[01:07:40] What's Taronis?

[01:07:42] Ohhhh!

[01:07:43] Okay!

[01:07:44] It's like a peanut butter or something.

[01:07:48] Your last mystery double shadow?

[01:07:52] What are these?

[01:07:53] It's another plate of tamales?

[01:07:56] That's gotta be- that's licorice and pumpkin pie, 100%.

[01:07:59] The correct answer is...

[01:08:03] Licorice and pumpkin pie?

[01:08:07] Average Scandinavian dessert?

[01:08:12] Congratulations.

[01:08:16] Time.

[01:08:16] Oh my god, there's another Mary in there, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

[01:08:25] I'm never taking the middle option ever again, man.

[01:08:34] Always go big, Donut.

[01:08:35] We gotta have some people that are close to leveling up.

[01:08:40] I gave Mouth, by the way, I don't think Mouth likes to knit.

[01:08:44] I don't know that for a fact, but I gave him this because I think it kind of matches his vibe.

[01:08:49] He wears a lot of wool clothing and he seems to like cozy stuff

[01:08:53] and pursuits such as, you know, gardening, for example.

[01:08:57] I thought he would have like knitting energy.

[01:09:00] Maybe it's just he's trying out the hobby digitally before he tries it out IRL.

[01:09:05] You don't have to take creep shots of him or whatever. That's fine.

[01:09:12] All right, bro, let's do it.

[01:09:13] Let's make- Well, I also feel like it would be smart-

[01:09:16] WAIT! Bob Dylan's gonna introduce himself to Connor McDavid!

[01:09:19] This house must-

[01:09:27] Hum.

[01:09:28] Oh.

[01:09:29] I'm Bob Dylan.

[01:09:31] You're Bob Dylan?

[01:09:33] I'm Connor McDavid.

[01:09:37] Getting to know you?

[01:09:39] Bob Dylan's talking about some kind of five-alve or something like some kind of aquatic creature maybe?

[01:09:52] A mollusk with some sword maybe?

[01:09:57] An Aquino Derm?

[01:10:01] Is Bob Dylan dead? No, as of today, still alive.

[01:10:06] Still alive. Still touring as well.

[01:10:09] And can I add it? I hope it stays that way.

[01:10:16] Well, we got Richie Tenenbaum in this. Yeah, Richie Tenenbaum. Where's Richie at?

[01:10:25] I was pretty proud of my Richie Tenenbaum, honestly. I just realized now I haven't made it Richie Tenenbaum,

[01:10:33] bomb which is not um how it's spelled but let's see how he am your mouth feel here um hello it's

[01:10:44] nice to meet you my name is Richie I really feel like I captured Wilson's eyes with the me

[01:10:50] I'm known as Mel

[01:10:58] he's asking for advice on what to do about his ear as has been itchy since yesterday

[01:11:03] Mouse is the type of beast to be like, sounds like you should scratch it.

[01:11:08] I imagine it wouldn't surprise me if you said so.

[01:11:11] But then he's like, oh, they'll tell you you shouldn't put anything smaller than your ear in your ear.

[01:11:16] But I say, you know what, eat my cornhole.

[01:11:23] Okay, that was a little aspirational.

[01:11:25] Um, I think we should make poly walnuts, man.

[01:11:33] Give me a second here to get a picture of Polly Walnuts on the screen.

[01:11:41] Polly.

[01:11:42] I mean, it's got to be the picture of him.

[01:11:46] Well, maybe this one's pretty good.

[01:11:49] From the SopranosWiki on fandom.com.

[01:11:53] Polly.

[01:11:54] Polly Walnuts.

[01:11:55] Okay.

[01:11:56] That's okay.

[01:12:08] There he is, man.

[01:12:11] The legend himself.

[01:12:15] But the most important thing, if you're going to be making someone like Paulie Ronlitz, the

[01:12:28] most important thing is the hair.

[01:12:30] So I think face is easy enough, but that'll come later.

[01:12:34] He definitely has a face.

[01:12:35] He's got a hell of a jaw.

[01:12:37] There's something like this, I think.

[01:12:39] We could just get the hair right because it is it's kind of like that but receding

[01:12:47] He is also like he's old man tan that's true like he's very kind of

[01:12:55] Maybe even that's we're kind of getting into like Latino Holly walnuts there is something like

[01:13:05] Somewhere in here

[01:13:07] He definitely has hypertension.

[01:13:11] I mean they've been eating a lot of cold cuts for like, for decades.

[01:13:14] So he would be down here in the old man hair section.

[01:13:21] It's where you start to, I mean, if I may,

[01:13:32] It kind of is this, but I think at the back, it's that.

[01:13:51] And at the front, it's like this at the front, and then at the back, it's Heihachi.

[01:13:59] I don't know if you can do that.

[01:14:02] I don't know if that's allowed in this game.

[01:14:11] No, man.

[01:14:11] Look at it to everyone.

[01:14:12] What do you want me to say?

[01:14:13] He's got a receding hairline.

[01:14:16] There's a better Hey-Hatchie anyway.

[01:14:19] One sec, one second.

[01:14:22] Yo, Gen Z, Polly Walnuts.

[01:14:24] That's Cap-T.

[01:14:32] Holy shit, that's Silvio.

[01:14:40] That's Silvio 100%.

[01:14:45] That's his consigniary.

[01:14:49] Make Silvio?

[01:14:50] I can't make Silvio because it's not as cool in me form as Polly Walnuts, unfortunately.

[01:14:58] People would just be like, who's this older Italian guy?

[01:15:00] wouldn't be like holy shit is that poly walnuts I don't know it seems like we

[01:15:05] might have to go with like a default hair man I mean if you give you cut the

[01:15:14] back off a little bit here now that's still be all again

[01:15:22] Definitely not that. It's there. I mean, what do you want me to do? It's hard to get

[01:15:32] Polly Walnut's hair in this, man. There's one at the top, like up here. Polly...

[01:15:39] Oh! Polly Walnuts! You're absolutely... Not bad. You're absolutely right. That's

[01:15:49] pulling walnuts and then I'm thinking I mean his hair is very black but then if

[01:15:55] you could go sub color oh my god the sub color is coming in fucking perfectly

[01:16:03] I mean that's it is really white but that's almost that's not hair anymore

[01:16:16] that's like blue. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty fucking awesome. That's even better.

[01:16:29] Okay, now we can actually get to work on the man's face. Now I think there's absolutely

[01:16:33] no doubt Polly Walnuts persistently has kind of a scowl. Like this. Polly Walnuts has

[01:16:43] this right here he also sort of has a chin it's Mitt Romney Mitt Romney wishes

[01:16:54] I could see him saying that I could see him saying hey tea

[01:17:10] okay so far so good um we're gonna get this like piece by piece okay because the next thing I

[01:17:17] thought that he needs a hundred percent Rose definitely got some forehead wrinkles and he

[01:17:22] And he has a high motherfucking forehead.

[01:17:26] We're talking about this and then moving like the whole face down a little bit.

[01:17:32] We're talking about like mouth down too.

[01:17:36] Maybe up just a little.

[01:17:42] We're talking about nose down.

[01:17:46] Any me experts here that can tell me, is it possible to make like a philtrum in

[01:17:51] this game is there a filter option oh my god it's fucking him it's fucking him

[01:18:00] okay we go much bigger nose

[01:18:04] bro it's Polly Walnuts

[01:18:11] that's him and then the eyebrows we're gonna go angry oh those are pretty

[01:18:20] angry eyebrows, but we need them to be darker. And then we want to move them down. And then

[01:18:30] maybe just a little levity. No, now he looks like sad. Now he looks capable. Does he have

[01:18:46] It's pretty fucking good.

[01:18:51] It looks pretty good.

[01:18:57] And then, yes, you're right, thicker.

[01:19:00] Not thicker like that, thicker like this.

[01:19:10] Little thinner than that.

[01:19:11] That's a little...

[01:19:12] Now we sad again.

[01:19:15] Now he's surprised.

[01:19:16] We need him to be angrier.

[01:19:19] Now he's Eugene Levy.

[01:19:20] Yo!

[01:19:21] You can make Eugene Levy just by using like the thickest eyebrows you can get and then

[01:19:24] putting them right over his eyes.

[01:19:26] Okay, anyway.

[01:19:28] Wait, this, to me, this is Polly Walnuts.

[01:19:39] And then that, I think that's pretty fucking good right there.

[01:19:43] Now don't worry about the eyes too much because we'll adjust the position later

[01:19:51] Guys, I think we might already be like stop drilling you hit oil

[01:20:00] Move them a little just that's a poly wall nuts man. I

[01:20:06] I do think I think you got to go one lower and I think we bring the eyebrows one

[01:20:14] lower I don't know what you want me to say

[01:20:28] more tan I will say the more Polly he became the more I'm like he does need to

[01:20:35] be a little bit more tan now he's a little tired he's kind of yeah there you

[01:20:39] go he's sick of this shit Holly's a little fucking sick of I mean honestly

[01:20:44] there's times he's sick of what there's times he's sick of the type of shit that

[01:20:50] Tony's been on oh that's way too angry I don't mind he does have a little

[01:20:55] twinkle in his eye though he's got he's got a certain joie de vivre and then

[01:21:04] Just hand them up just a little bit.

[01:21:11] No, man, not that one.

[01:21:16] Not that one.

[01:21:20] I think that's it.

[01:21:26] I think that's Polly Walnuts, man.

[01:21:33] I will say, you might be on to something with the eyes.

[01:21:37] It's possible the eyes need to be one.

[01:21:39] I'm going to say that looks better.

[01:21:42] But then now I'm like, now it's death by a thousand cuts.

[01:21:46] Because now I'm like, I want to shrink the eyebrows just a little.

[01:21:50] And I want to bring them closer together, I want to bring them up one.

[01:21:54] But now he's surprised again.

[01:21:56] So now I bring it back down here.

[01:21:57] So now I'm rotating it like this and I'm moving it up one.

[01:22:00] that's not right because it needs to be new up now he's sad that's still really

[01:22:09] good I think I think this is this is the best poly walnuts we've had so far now

[01:22:14] there's a few extra quirks to bring it together okay what have I done I pressed

[01:22:21] the undo button. What's wrong with my poly, bro? Eyebrows need to be one down. That's

[01:22:34] right, okay. Filter is one above tab on bottom left, second tab up, holy shit. Okay, that

[01:22:46] Unfortunately, it looks way too much like a Hitler mustache.

[01:22:55] And no matter what you do,

[01:22:58] no matter what you do,

[01:23:04] it seems to be getting more...

[01:23:07] more and more pitlery, I think.

[01:23:13] I think this is not necessary.

[01:23:16] I do think that he needs a chin.

[01:23:20] Polly Walnut definitely has a chin, but it's this chin right here, and it's lower,

[01:23:29] and it's bigger. Okay, about the jowls.

[01:23:37] Can you have two? You can only have one. I think we have to paint the rest on.

[01:23:42] I think this is good enough, man.

[01:23:47] I don't think I'm the type of beast to hand paint some jowls on.

[01:23:54] I think this is really good.

[01:23:58] I think without a doubt, the point of a me for me is not to be 100%.

[01:24:07] It's like a caricature.

[01:24:08] It's not to be like, wow, that looks so much like Madonna.

[01:24:11] It's supposed to be like, I can tell that's Madonna.

[01:24:19] I love it.

[01:24:20] I'm content to send it as is.

[01:24:25] I do think the fella might need some ears,

[01:24:28] which I guess would be in the ears section.

[01:24:35] Now, the ears have to,

[01:24:37] I mean, he's a very well-groomed individual.

[01:24:39] The ears have to be up here with the hair.

[01:24:44] It's kind of part and parcel with the whole mafia thing,

[01:24:47] is that they care about their appearance.

[01:24:57] I think that's it, man.

[01:25:00] They need to be far back on his head.

[01:25:02] That, I'm not sure you have 100% ability to deal with.

[01:25:08] I don't know if you have the ability to pin them back, but you know, let's give like the

[01:25:15] let's use some restraint when it comes to the years.

[01:25:19] I think that's perfect.

[01:25:20] It does look like RFK bro, I don't know if this is ages to say this, but like all men

[01:25:29] when they're born basically look the same and then if you're blessed enough to make

[01:25:33] it to like 80 years old, all men look the same.

[01:25:36] like pretty much like in middle-age there's like myriad types of men there's like tens of thousands

[01:25:43] of archetypes of middle-age men there's like five male babies and like two male octogenarians

[01:25:50] like that's it it's just how it goes man they spread out and then they narrow at the end much

[01:25:56] like the the narrative path of a telltale game you start it roughly the same spot your choices

[01:26:02] matter, just kidding.

[01:26:09] Nah man, you're good to go.

[01:26:13] I feel like Pauli Walnuts.

[01:26:16] Listen, I'm just going to say something.

[01:26:18] There's no shot he's as tall as a professional athlete.

[01:26:22] I'm going to make him a little bit shorter than

[01:26:24] Conor McBaven.

[01:26:25] And I mean he's been eating the mortadella,

[01:26:28] the gabagoola stuff.

[01:26:29] Probably his doctor's a little bit concerned about his

[01:26:31] concerned about his cholesterol.

[01:26:33] But I mean like this, that's like Tony.

[01:26:36] So let's start at Tony.

[01:26:39] And from Tony, you would probably pull it back,

[01:26:43] maybe like here.

[01:26:48] And the me's name is

[01:26:51] Pauly Walnuts.

[01:26:52] Oh my God, we could put him in a track suit.

[01:26:54] Oh, but I haven't, I like the track suit yet.

[01:26:56] But oh my God, if I could, I like the track suit.

[01:26:58] Oh my God.

[01:27:00] Pauly.

[01:27:01] He's kind of muscular. No doubt Polly Walnuts is the type of old guy that like goes to the gym and does like bicep curls and bench presses, but

[01:27:11] definitely he definitely never does any leg exercises but but he's still he's he's husky and he's strong.

[01:27:21] Now, I'm gonna say that Paulie Walnuts was probably born in 2019.

[01:27:27] In the year 2000, I'm gonna say he was 60, which would mean that he was born in 1940.

[01:27:44] Whatever, bro.

[01:27:45] B-8 and 60.

[01:27:46] Well, you know what?

[01:27:47] Let's make him 60, then, because he was 60 biogenically in the show.

[01:27:50] or around 60 at least.

[01:27:55] My name is Paulie Walnuts.

[01:27:57] All right, I need your help on this one.

[01:27:58] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:00] Today, it's nice to meet you.

[01:28:01] Paulie Walnuts be talking fairly quick.

[01:28:02] My name is Paulie Walnuts.

[01:28:03] They all, it's kind of like part of the show,

[01:28:06] is the pattern.

[01:28:06] Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:28:09] So, how does this, my name is Paulie Walnuts.

[01:28:12] Okay, it's nice to meet you.

[01:28:13] My name is Paulie Walnuts.

[01:28:14] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:16] Today is a, my name is Paulie Walnuts.

[01:28:19] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:20] He did have a, he has a higher pitch.

[01:28:22] My name is, my name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:28:26] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:28:27] Okay.

[01:28:28] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:29] Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:28:32] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:28:33] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:35] Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:28:38] So, how does this voice sound?

[01:28:40] That's not bad.

[01:28:41] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:28:43] It's nice to meet you.

[01:28:45] Today is April 21st.

[01:28:46] And then they'd be talking a little bit less inquisitive.

[01:28:49] They almost, the La Cosa Nostra almost never ends a sentence with an up top.

[01:28:54] Today is April 21st, 2020. My name is Polly Walnuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:29:02] So, my name, my name is Polly Walnuts. It's nice to meet you. My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:29:09] It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?

[01:29:45] It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?

[01:29:52] We gotta raise it now. My name is Polywanuts. My name is Polywanuts.

[01:29:57] My name is Polywanuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:30:04] My name is Polywanuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

[01:30:10] So, how does this voice sound?

[01:30:14] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:16] It's nice to meet you.

[01:30:17] We're getting into the rain.

[01:30:18] It's never going to sound exactly like Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:21] So, how does this voice sound?

[01:30:24] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:25] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:27] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:29] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:31] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[01:30:33] It's nice to meet you.

[01:30:35] Today is April 21st.

[01:30:37] I just clocked the fact that it said,

[01:30:39] My name is Polly Walnuts, which is...

[01:30:41] It's so surreal.

[01:30:45] Today is April 21st, 2026

[01:30:47] My name is Polly Walnuts

[01:30:49] It's not...

[01:30:50] My name is Polly Walnuts

[01:30:52] It's nice to meet you

[01:30:54] Today is April 21st, 21st...

[01:30:56] I hear him! I hear the spirit of Polly Walnuts in that sound.

[01:31:00] My name is Polly Walnuts

[01:31:02] It's nice to meet you

[01:31:04] Today is April 21st, 2026

[01:31:07] Bring me up to the pitch.

[01:31:08] voice my name is Polly Walnuts it's nice to meet you today my name is Polly Walnuts

[01:31:14] it's April 21st 2026 it's nice to meet you my name is Polly Walnuts he's not

[01:31:22] related to anybody else on the island his movement I mean he's pretty quick for

[01:31:27] an old guy his speech is honest and it got him into a lot of trouble just

[01:31:34] remember the type of stuff that he was saying about Ginny, right? His mouth was

[01:31:40] moving a little faster than his brain. And then I would say his energy, I mean

[01:31:50] it's pretty pretty consistent. But I'd say you know what you see is what you get

[01:31:55] with polywet poly walnuts. Polywet. Is he serious or chill? Poly walnuts

[01:32:03] It's definitely more on the side of Sirius and is he quirky or normal?

[01:32:12] I'm going to go ahead and say it, it takes one to know one.

[01:32:15] I think poly walnuts might be undiagnosed neurotypical or neuroatypical.

[01:32:22] I think poly walnuts was literally neurodivergent and a minor.

[01:32:27] I'm going to give him light orange on the court scale.

[01:32:37] He's a maverick, a determined self-starter.

[01:32:39] Quick to execute plans.

[01:32:42] Put some premium on results.

[01:32:43] Buddy, that's Polly Walnuts.

[01:32:46] That's him right there, man.

[01:33:20] by feeding this dude lasagna what the fuck are we even doing here man he's gonna go crazy for it

[01:33:27] it's gonna go insane for this he allows it

[01:33:40] you literally made suburbia it really makes you think i did not make suburbia bro i made a

[01:33:45] housing district surrounded by like walkable parks and retail. Like I'd look at my reddit

[01:33:52] urbanist bro it pisses me off. Why is there no mixed use like retail on the bottom apartments

[01:33:57] on top because they don't have that shit in the fucking game bro. What do you want me

[01:34:02] to do? House store, house store, house store, house store. Now all of a sudden Connor

[01:34:07] McDavid and Paulie Walnuts have to walk all the way across the fucking island just

[01:34:11] to buy groceries. You put all the houses close together and you put them close to a grocery

[01:34:16] store. It's called the fucking district! This is called the housing density! This is what

[01:34:21] you want! One second, Amy Blue's freaking out. I kind of want to see what Austin Powers

[01:34:30] has to say about Amy Blue. And not just because he always calls her Amy Blue Me.

[01:34:37] You're doing okay.

[01:34:41] Please help.

[01:34:43] Please help.

[01:34:44] So first I do this.

[01:34:46] Then this.

[01:34:48] Oh, I think you're onto something.

[01:34:54] They're great friends, man.

[01:34:56] I'm so glad you're alright.

[01:34:59] That sort of thing is my bag, baby.

[01:35:01] Damn!

[01:35:02] Best for one-sided best friends.

[01:35:04] Thanks for your help there.

[01:35:06] I feel like Amy blew me, and I get along a little better now.

[01:35:10] It's a little things in life, man.

[01:35:16] This is not rural Canada, bro.

[01:35:18] Do you see a bunch of people in baseball hats taking their wives out for anniversary dinners of Austin Pizza?

[01:35:24] Be so fucking for real right now.

[01:35:26] Hey, Austin Powers is full of catchphrases, man.

[01:35:30] Um...

[01:35:31] When he's angry, he says, actually, you know what, we have a catchphrase, we have a yeah

[01:35:44] baby catchphrase, when happy, oh behave.

[01:35:46] He does have to say shagged that one.

[01:35:53] He can have more than one catchphrase.

[01:35:54] That's kind of like the premise of the movie.

[01:35:59] I was gonna have him say ouch baby but it's a little oh my god we should put Charlie from

[01:36:03] Charlie bit my finger.

[01:36:06] That's Shagalic.

[01:36:07] Shag.

[01:36:08] Uh.

[01:36:09] Bellic.

[01:36:10] Shagalic.

[01:36:11] Shagalic.

[01:36:12] No that's like what British people are trying to do at comic book conventions.

[01:36:25] Shag.

[01:36:27] Uh, Dell.

[01:36:31] Pick.

[01:36:33] Cynthia.

[01:36:35] Jesus died for our Cynthia's.

[01:36:39] Shag and Dellick.

[01:36:41] Slam poetry.

[01:36:43] Strong opinions.

[01:36:45] What does he say?

[01:36:47] Shag and Dellick.

[01:36:49] Shag and Dellick.

[01:36:51] Shag and Dellick.

[01:36:53] What does he say?

[01:36:59] Strong points of view

[01:37:04] Yelling things Julia Roberts Julia Rob hurts

[01:37:15] Hey, I know we got some pressing issues here with like Bob Dylan and so forth

[01:37:19] But at the very least first we need to get Paulie Walnut set up, bro

[01:37:23] Like bro is literally just I don't think I got enough sleep

[01:37:28] This is the type of shit you be saying man, um, it's him. Good morning

[01:37:35] YouTube step one you need some fucking clothes. I don't think I have a tracksuit yet

[01:37:41] We have a cargo shorts outfit, very not poly walnuts.

[01:37:52] That's a little poly walnuts at Green Grove, but with no tracksuit, I think we just got

[01:37:57] to put them in like the classic La Cosa no-struck fit for now.

[01:38:09] Bro, I'll get you your tracksuit, just fuckin' chill.

[01:38:23] And then, I think I hate when I buy them clothes, man.

[01:38:29] Your entire room needs to change, and the polywalled house vibe.

[01:38:37] I mean, I think it's gotta be antique set, man.

[01:38:41] Although the whole point of this is that they're like,

[01:38:43] in the Sopranos, they're kind of living like college bachelors.

[01:38:46] So it's a little bit more like,

[01:38:50] maybe honeycomb set or something like that.

[01:38:54] I think an antique set kind of,

[01:38:56] it's giving like Costa Nostra Clubhouse vibes.

[01:39:00] This shit looks like greengrove bro.

[01:39:08] Oh my god you're so nice, he needs a chain.

[01:39:18] As far as 70-year-old Cecilia Mengo, he might as well have just done the pog face, he loves

[01:39:37] it.

[01:39:38] Yeah, this is different.

[01:39:40] Thank you.

[01:39:42] Oh my god, you would fucking love a pro-fideral though.

[01:39:52] Fried not fried plantains, they're gonna have him killed if they see him eating fried

[01:39:56] plantains.

[01:40:07] need this shit right here. $16 gold chain. Actually wait, a

[01:40:13] boutonnier might go fucking crazy as well, but

[01:40:22] this is fucked up man. Can we?

[01:40:28] Whatever it'll do for now. It looks horrible, man. It looks fucking

[01:40:34] Awful

[01:40:39] Or we could try going to pass the time everybody must get stoned

[01:40:49] I forgot I made him say everybody must get stoned at the end of the sentence

[01:41:04] You get three shots right Bob get out of the way man

[01:41:13] Oh my god I got two more rolls left okay it's so doable

[01:41:23] I don't know man they put up like defense they got defense for Richie Tannenbaum.

[01:41:36] Oh they're mine he got blown out man.

[01:41:39] Great job.

[01:41:40] The pin action is really bad.

[01:41:45] Congratulations.

[01:41:46] You won.

[01:41:47] You're at the back of the set on the fountain.

[01:41:51] How is this a Martian rock?

[01:42:01] A rock from fucking Mars, man?

[01:42:04] Shun guy!

[01:42:06] Um, care for a round of pixel quiz?

[01:42:11] That's gotta go into La Casa for sure.

[01:42:17] Here's your first pixelated item.

[01:42:20] What do you think it is?

[01:42:21] That's a diamond.

[01:42:24] The answer is...

[01:42:25] Pixel quiz is nightmarish though.

[01:42:26] By the time you get to the end of pixel quiz, it's like you get a two pixel sample of

[01:42:31] something.

[01:42:33] What do you think it is?

[01:42:34] Like a tree?

[01:42:35] That's a jellyfish.

[01:42:38] The answer is...

[01:42:39] Jellyfish.

[01:42:40] Okay.

[01:42:41] And finally, the last pixelated item.

[01:42:48] What do you think it is?

[01:42:49] full of oatmeal, porridge, oooohhh imagine that's fucking crazy, we actually, dude a great

[01:43:02] job on the pixel art that we could tell what it was from just having like 12 pixels but

[01:43:06] holy shit, congratulations you won, time for your ride

[01:43:16] I'm going back to the middle box, man.

[01:43:18] Yo, Tomodachi Life?

[01:43:22] You received an adventure game.

[01:43:31] Um.

[01:43:32] Um.

[01:43:33] Good morning.

[01:43:34] What's on your mind, Richie? Don't answer that.

[01:43:36] I want some clothes that make me look pl-

[01:43:38] I'm sorry, brother. You look great how you are.

[01:43:41] Oh.

[01:43:46] I think we're in the basement.

[01:43:52] Fuck you.

[01:43:55] You know what, Richie? I actually have something I think you would really like.

[01:44:02] I think you should hold on to this.

[01:44:04] Wow, he literally said I don't deserve it. Fuck you.

[01:44:07] Alright.

[01:44:13] Connor?

[01:44:14] Connor, I got the fucking Art Ross for you, bro. You earned it.

[01:44:18] Something on your mind.

[01:44:24] Here you go, bro. The William Jennings trophy for high-safety percent.

[01:44:28] What they don't give off, they're too competitive, bro.

[01:44:31] They won't accept the set. They're, they're, that's just, when you win the conference finals, you don't touch the trophy, because it jinxes you for the Stanley Cup.

[01:44:39] I think you...

[01:44:41] wait that's too real now if we'll take it

[01:44:53] um good morning I'm Ron Burgundy

[01:45:03] I think you should they're not fucking with me at all man you know what though

[01:45:09] you got room for dessert yum yes he I think this is going to be number one bro

[01:45:21] nope he merely tolerates it

[01:45:26] I'm mouse leveled up

[01:45:32] he has an expression when he's angry he says eat my cornhole

[01:45:37] We haven't given him like a greeting yet.

[01:45:40] We haven't given him much of a personality, to be honest.

[01:45:48] How does mouth walk?

[01:45:49] I don't know what to tell you, just kind of walks.

[01:45:56] How does he stand?

[01:46:01] Sometimes he do be standing moving to the rhythm, to be honest with you.

[01:46:08] Nah, not that.

[01:46:11] Not that. He do be doodling this from time to time.

[01:46:19] That ain't doodling so real, Polly Walnuts be wiping this sweat.

[01:46:23] Yes, man! The whole island's coming together.

[01:46:27] More like myself.

[01:46:30] Have you only been by myself?

[01:46:33] Aw, shit, he's going through it, man. But he got up there.

[01:46:36] Be clear, my mind.

[01:46:41] That was easy.

[01:46:43] You...

[01:46:44] I feel so much better now.

[01:46:46] One marble.

[01:46:48] Enjoy your marble.

[01:46:57] We got to start introducing Polly Walnuts to some individuals, man.

[01:47:04] He loves, so I wasn't making it up.

[01:47:07] He fucking loves looking at toilet paper.

[01:47:11] He goes crazy for it.

[01:47:12] My room could use a new vibe.

[01:47:13] No, it looks great as is.

[01:47:15] I'm sorry to tell you.

[01:47:19] Your room's vibe is actually like, it doesn't, if it could get better than this, I would

[01:47:24] do it, but it literally doesn't get better than this.

[01:47:27] I mean, I feel like you're a detective, bro.

[01:47:38] You could use that.

[01:47:40] Oh, fucker.

[01:47:42] I drive a hard bargain, bro, ten minutes till the shop refreshes.

[01:47:56] He needs a box of tissues bro Austin Powers always he's all about internal

[01:48:07] pump shots that's all I'm gonna say I'm gonna use a euphemism he doesn't need

[01:48:12] tissues he comes inside it's the 60s I'm I'm I'm sort of think you guys don't

[01:48:21] know shit about Austin Powers if you think he needs tissues because he's

[01:48:23] He's jerking off all the time

[01:48:27] That's like the one thing that isn't his bag, baby

[01:48:31] Okay, they're 100% we need the dilapidated separate chat. This is something that's been on the to-do list for a long time

[01:48:40] If you have an issue here's a tissue that's Nigel powers

[01:48:44] Nigel powers says if if you have an issue here's a tissue. That's not Austin. That's Austin's dad

[01:48:53] in the second movie don't troll me that's obviously from goldman this is

[01:49:04] fucking perfect man you're gonna love it is the best part the suit in this

[01:49:10] room is so real

[01:49:15] they love it from 22 John Street I told you my parents have been doing some

[01:49:21] home renovations they had a plumber come over and my mom was telling me that

[01:49:27] every once in a while I swear this story is true every once in a while the

[01:49:31] plumber will chuckle to himself and then just go that's so crazy my name is Jeff

[01:49:37] 12 years after the release of 22 Jump Street is still living rent-free in

[01:49:45] people's minds, like making them laugh out of nowhere.

[01:49:55] I've been practicing telekinesis, and I think I'm starting to get better at it.

[01:49:59] Real shit.

[01:49:59] I haven't made much progress in it lately.

[01:50:01] I've been getting pretty okay at pyrokinesis.

[01:50:04] Things you don't want your five-year-old to say?

[01:50:07] Apparently.

[01:50:07] That's very dangerous for the lecasa.

[01:50:10] I wonder what they chat about.

[01:50:12] I bet I know what they chat about.

[01:50:14] They probably talked about being famous.

[01:50:18] So I heard that Bob Dylan...

[01:50:20] Uh, never mind.

[01:50:23] Forget I said anything.

[01:50:25] But you didn't say anything?

[01:50:27] Ditch the deets.

[01:50:29] Spill the tea on Bob.

[01:50:30] Oh, you know what?

[01:50:31] Spill the tea on Bob!

[01:50:33] Oh, I forgot what I was gonna say.

[01:50:36] It was important too.

[01:50:38] I think...

[01:50:39] Uh, you feeling okay?

[01:50:41] But...

[01:50:42] Memory is the first thing to go with age.

[01:50:47] Nothing more to...

[01:50:52] Well, that was an interesting little vignette.

[01:50:58] How you doing, Bob? What are you up to?

[01:51:01] He's so... he's... you know what?

[01:51:04] He's a... a whistle-in or wandering, walking down the road.

[01:51:12] That gives me a... that gives me an idea for a song.

[01:51:16] Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night.

[01:51:19] Um...

[01:51:26] We need some more women so we can get romantic drama.

[01:51:30] Oh, so that's all women are good for is being love interests?

[01:51:35] Little fucked up to say that.

[01:51:36] Yeah, I've been waiting like an hour and a half to counter the misogynistic take

[01:51:40] for you to write exactly the perfect bait message for me to respond to.

[01:51:44] Who'd just make everyone gay?

[01:51:47] Did someone just call my name?

[01:51:51] Oh man, he's seeing ghosts. He's seeing the ghost of Matthew Kachuk.

[01:51:57] Let's see what we're up to, man. Let's see. I mean we could always make another me too.

[01:52:02] We still only got 12 people on the damn island.

[01:52:06] But we also, we have to, we have to get them to meet each other, but what the fuck do you think Richie Tinnabom and Polly Walnuts will get up together, man?

[01:52:17] Yo!

[01:52:19] Um, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Richie Tinnabom.

[01:52:26] Hello there, Richie Tinnabom. I'm known as Polly Walnuts.

[01:52:29] This should be getting along, yeah, let's see how this could go wrong.

[01:52:45] Got to applaud the polywalnuts.

[01:52:48] It's just as soon as chat gave me the keys for the hair, like everything worked out

[01:52:54] man.

[01:52:55] I'm gonna go hang out with Amy Bloomy.

[01:52:59] Um, Connor McDavid, I also think you should, you know what, why don't you hang out with

[01:53:04] Kate a little bit?

[01:53:06] Kate's an OG on the island.

[01:53:08] You're standing a little close, like, from my personal pace at least, but...

[01:53:17] That's really good.

[01:53:21] playing jeopardy is so travel playing jeopardy travel you're gonna headbutter

[01:53:33] bro thanks for helping me and Kate get closer you're welcome man happy to lend

[01:53:45] I don't want to interrupt your conversation, but at the same time I really need to give

[01:53:55] you a deeper characterization and the only way we can do that is by feeding you dessert.

[01:54:11] professional athlete diet. The fitter rolls in Hawaiian entrees. Any chance, any chance

[01:54:19] you're ready to give me a level up?

[01:54:29] What's up, brother?

[01:54:30] Um, can I say something? Do you have a moment?

[01:54:35] Sure, what's up?

[01:54:36] I would just love it if there were a trash can right here.

[01:54:39] behind the office I'll help you out but just cuz it's free experience well

[01:54:54] That's a big improvement. Type shit

[01:55:08] Damn

[01:55:13] All right, now that he's not looking

[01:55:19] Not bad in storage

[01:55:21] with some trick shots in

[01:55:24] see mouth mouth you gotta get we should demolish this house

[01:55:34] he's spending too much time inside man we need to get out here and socialize

[01:55:38] like if you even met awesome you didn't get a chance to talk to Conor McDavid

[01:55:43] did you I think while you're already talking to someone now if you would

[01:55:49] Fuckin Vibe with Richie kind of money. Maybe they already met.

[01:55:54] I think Malph and Polly Walnuts certainly have not met though.

[01:56:00] Pardon me? Could I have a moment?

[01:56:03] My name is Malph. Hello there, Malph. I know this Polly Walnuts.

[01:56:15] Aw man, he's talking Polly's ear off about Shoggy.

[01:56:19] Yeah, T. It's kind of like a Chinese version of chess

[01:56:25] But get this T. The ponds can move backwards T. The ponds can move backwards

[01:56:33] Bro get up way Polly loves it or alternatively

[01:56:39] Are they getting mad as fuck or is it because they're sitting behind the ventilation of the

[01:56:45] vending machine man

[01:56:49] Maybe we can steam him, bro.

[01:56:55] The La Casa House.

[01:56:56] I'm kinda killing time, cause in two minutes this store will refresh with a new item.

[01:57:01] That's not corn flakes.

[01:57:09] Ha. Ha.

[01:57:11] Hey, what do you need?

[01:57:14] I wouldn't feed me too much, man.

[01:57:16] at the same time have I given you a

[01:57:18] pro-fiddle

[01:57:21] young it said 1130 wait are you fucking

[01:57:25] are you trolling me

[01:57:46] I think we should add trinity from the matrix.

[01:58:02] A lot of people, I'm sure there's a lot of neos out there.

[01:58:05] I'm sure there's a lot of morphiuses out there, but I think we should add trinity.

[01:58:11] What do you do for work?

[01:58:14] I want to be friends with chat.

[01:58:17] Great thinking.

[01:58:18] What should we talk about?

[01:58:19] What should you talk about with chat?

[01:58:20] Hmm...

[01:58:22] Let's see.

[01:58:23] What did you have in mind?

[01:58:29] No, they can't just talk about me all the time.

[01:58:32] What is Dan like to talk about with chat?

[01:58:36] You know what he likes to talk about?

[01:58:38] With chat?

[01:58:40] He likes to allude to streamer drama.

[01:58:43] He likes to allude to like some live stream fails type shit. He also loves he does love to talk about hopping into the discord

[01:58:52] But what about

[01:58:55] Other lingo I

[01:58:58] Don't think you should talk to chat about America. What did you have in mind?

[01:59:02] an activity

[01:59:06] Activity they should talk they should talk about is

[01:59:13] into the discord.

[01:59:24] It's gonna fit.

[01:59:25] Hey, Domo!

[01:59:26] Why would you walk across the screen, man?

[01:59:32] Hopping into the discussion?

[01:59:39] Hopping into the discord.

[01:59:40] Perfect.

[01:59:41] No nuts.

[01:59:42] I'll go talk to them about hopping into the discord

[01:59:48] When are we getting Pete Weber?

[01:59:50] I guess if you just gave Polly Walnut some sunglasses, that's pretty much Pete Weber right there

[01:59:56] Do you feel like talking about?

[02:00:00] Hopping into the discord

[02:00:12] He wants chat.

[02:00:13] It's not just because you're asking, but...

[02:00:15] I pick you.

[02:00:16] Great follow-up question, chat.

[02:00:18] Oh.

[02:00:19] Wow.

[02:00:20] In that case...

[02:00:21] I'm not looking for you in for hopping into the Discord LFKK.

[02:00:30] Very good.

[02:00:34] Oh my god, they're becoming best friends.

[02:00:42] What will be Chad's nickname?

[02:00:44] It's definitely Chad, and it's definitely Dan.

[02:00:47] I don't think you need to put any extra sauce on the nicknames for that one.

[02:00:52] Dan, I want to see some tasty streamers.

[02:00:54] Same tasty streamers, too.

[02:00:56] Oh, shit!

[02:00:59] It's 11.02 am.

[02:01:04] I'm Richie Tenenbaum.

[02:01:05] There's new shit in the store.

[02:01:06] We've just received some wonderful news.

[02:01:11] Richie, I don't want no! Richie, don't tell me your news!

[02:01:14] Many types of island lingo are now-

[02:01:16] Richie, don't say it!

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[02:01:18] Residents can't hide their joy, calling in with comments like,

[02:01:22] we never have to worry about running out of things to talk about with all these new things to say.

[02:01:27] In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a bronze speech bubble.

[02:01:33] Thanks for watching.

[02:01:36] I'm Richie Tenenbaum, and you're up to date.

[02:01:41] I bet it ten island lingo to my knees vocabulary

[02:01:50] Huge and then row it's still cornflakes. I think it is a little

[02:01:56] Roll not buying your cereal win the Stanley Cup them. We'll talk

[02:02:07] You see what Bob Dylan's dreaming about

[02:02:11] I'll eat it, I'll give it a fuck.

[02:02:14] It'll be my my pleasure to be honest with you.

[02:02:38] Oh, uh, what's up?

[02:02:44] Chat, watch this.

[02:02:47] Yum!

[02:02:48] Oh, he ate it, he ate it, man.

[02:02:57] You liked it!

[02:02:58] Ewww!

[02:02:59] Bro, that came off your fucking nose!

[02:03:03] You say your boogers bro that one dude in chat is gonna be fucking stoked right now

[02:03:09] I feel like Bob Dylan would really fucking buy with some buffalo wings. Yum. Oh shit

[02:03:21] No, he's okay with them

[02:03:23] Any chance you want, like, uh, I mean, this guy loves to yap.

[02:03:39] Any chance you want a bronze speech bubble?

[02:03:40] I think you should.

[02:03:41] You don't give a fuck, man.

[02:03:42] What was I doing, man?

[02:03:43] You all right, brother?

[02:03:44] What was I doing here?

[02:03:49] You alright brother?

[02:03:52] I'm Richie Tenenbaum, oh no man.

[02:03:56] Let a girl fell in love.

[02:04:00] I'll bring someone man.

[02:04:03] Um, I'll bring...

[02:04:05] Oh, what the fuck's wrong with Polly Walnuts man?

[02:04:09] Flick.

[02:04:12] I'm feeling all over the place right now even mobsters have mental health issues man

[02:04:22] Maybe like a little slice of pizza leave me out young

[02:04:34] You like to

[02:04:36] Okay, I realized another thing we should do for Polly Walnuts is only feed him Italian

[02:04:43] food.

[02:04:46] Every time I look at Polly Walnuts profile, I want to see three Italian foods on the

[02:04:50] left.

[02:04:51] He's almost leveled up.

[02:05:00] Obviously his expression is going to be, hey tea as well.

[02:05:02] Am I wrong to think that Polly Walnuts seems like the type of guy who could get

[02:05:05] really enamored with like a Martian Rock?

[02:05:17] I think he could go crazy for it. I think he might say some shit like,

[02:05:20] it's from the fucking moon, T.

[02:05:23] I gotta, he's got a Martian Rock from the fucking moon.

[02:05:27] I'm going to give it to him, put it in the La Pasa, so you can give it back then.

[02:05:51] Okay, you tacky ass. Enjoy a Hawaiian teaching.

[02:05:58] Yeah! I should have known!

[02:06:08] Of course. Now you...

[02:06:18] When you start a sentence, when greeting, you say,

[02:06:25] Heyty.

[02:06:29] Sweaty walk is up there as well, but I

[02:06:31] know there's some of the catchphrases make me laugh every time,

[02:06:34] because mentally, I'm like six years old.

[02:06:38] Heyty.

[02:06:40] Yeah, that's really good.

[02:06:48] Hey, T. That is such a neat thing to say.

[02:06:55] There's no wrong about that.

[02:07:00] Alright, I was going to say Richie Tenenbaum's life.

[02:07:03] Dude, Richie Tenenbaum! You need a dang easing in your life!

[02:07:07] You guys would be so good for each other.

[02:07:10] Please help me.

[02:07:14] I've never seen a case this bad before.

[02:07:18] I'm gonna be okay though.

[02:07:20] Right?

[02:07:21] What's Dan wearing?

[02:07:22] He's going for a jog.

[02:07:23] He's wearing his athleisure right now.

[02:07:25] You're a real lifesaver.

[02:07:26] I'm just happy I could help.

[02:07:27] His UV protected leggings.

[02:07:28] I'm just happy I could help.

[02:07:29] I'm just happy I could help.

[02:07:36] Damn the piss carat is fucking full.

[02:07:39] Who the air the shit out a little bit?

[02:07:43] Mom found the pistol canker!

[02:07:52] Dan would ruin the movie by making everyone happy.

[02:07:54] Actually, Dan is like basically Eli Cash.

[02:08:00] If Eli Cash was like not addicted to, you know, Barbataal or whatever the fuck he was

[02:08:07] consuming in that, if he was just like a guy who was like, he would like to go for

[02:08:11] runs. He could have saved him. Are we ready? We're not ready for our Southeast Asian tour

[02:08:21] yet. Oh, we're almost ready for Western Europe. Oh, we have to send Polly Walnut to Italy. Yes.

[02:08:30] We have to send Polly Walnut to Italy, man. Italy's not in Western Europe, though. I

[02:08:37] I mean, it's close.

[02:08:40] I would think that that's gonna be like a Spain

[02:08:42] and France tour, but it's in the Mediterranean tour.

[02:08:48] That makes a lot of sense.

[02:08:50] Anything here, Polly Walnuts coated.

[02:08:57] Gonna have to say no to that one.

[02:09:01] Kitchen set, we're getting there.

[02:09:03] Kitchen set.

[02:09:04] I mean you're always gonna need the ability to make new new treasures and stuff

[02:09:15] I don't know if I'm the type of beast to actually like put them in the game but

[02:09:20] getting the ability to create a new object that's the type of shit like

[02:09:24] God was doing on the third day or whatever

[02:09:28] We interrupt to bring you some great news.

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[02:09:46] You know what the Vancouver Angel number is?

[02:09:48] When you're 24-hour clocked, it's 22-33.

[02:09:50] I know.

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[02:10:04] Thanks for watching

[02:10:06] I'm Richie Tenenbaum and you're up to date

[02:10:10] Are you even awake then?

[02:10:13] Ideally no

[02:10:14] Ideally no. Okay. Who the fuck is going the Western Europe man? I

[02:10:21] Mean we sent awesome powers on like every trip

[02:10:27] So let me say, alright Bob Dylan needs to go to Mozambique, Polly Walnuts needs to go to Italy.

[02:10:36] Austin Powers has already gone to, I think we sent him to Japan to meet Fukumi and Fukyu.

[02:10:46] Do you know what Connor McDavid, you haven't gone on a trip yet.

[02:10:50] Let's send him man.

[02:10:52] I'm sure that you'd like to visit a place that's not Cancun.

[02:10:57] for the first time in a long time.

[02:11:01] Oh, are you really giving me a Western Europe tour?

[02:11:07] Thank you so much.

[02:11:10] Time to pack my bags.

[02:11:12] Romax like $14 million a year.

[02:11:14] I got him a plane ticket to put in the fridge.

[02:11:21] Never say never.

[02:11:23] I'm an Amsterdam Netherlands.

[02:11:26] And then Amsterdam, Netherlands.

[02:11:35] Rosenbelgen.

[02:11:36] This very tale town is Germany's Rothenburg-Octer-Taufer.

[02:11:42] Thank you.

[02:11:44] You wanna make a pose or anything?

[02:11:46] You just wanna, like, it's a photo record?

[02:11:48] They all, my god, he closed his fucking eyes, man!

[02:11:51] Oh my god, are you fucking stressed?

[02:11:58] He has no eye for photography, man.

[02:12:08] That was a wonderful trip.

[02:12:13] And he didn't even invite anybody.

[02:12:15] You get two tickets, you didn't even take anybody with you.

[02:12:18] You didn't even want to take Leon Drysider with you.

[02:12:20] with you damn I got a cheeseboard though I just realized I know nothing about

[02:12:32] of Conor McDavid's personality.

[02:12:43] I guess like,

[02:12:46] at the very least,

[02:12:50] probably does some exercising.

[02:12:58] He does need to say get pucks in deep for sure.

[02:13:00] Although actually if I may say not to be

[02:13:02] hockey coated. I think Conor McDavid might be the one hockey player who doesn't say get pucks in deep.

[02:13:07] I think he's the guy who's like, why don't you just carry him for yourself? Why don't you just carry

[02:13:11] the puck yourself and skate faster than all of the opposing players and gain entry to the zone

[02:13:18] yourself? Why if I have the puck, why would I give it away when I could just skate around everybody

[02:13:22] instead. Like nobody else has figured it out yet.

[02:13:37] This is the type of shit you would see in one of the episodes.

[02:13:40] Hawaiian Kitchen. Simply hilarious. Simply hilarious.

[02:13:50] Okay, I think we should make Trinity from the Matrix, bro.

[02:13:53] We got more space.

[02:13:54] I mean, we got like infinite space on the island.

[02:14:00] So let's make Carrie Ann Moss.

[02:14:07] Trinity Matrix.

[02:14:09] Damn, I forgot how cool Trinity looks, man.

[02:14:11] And then...

[02:14:15] Trinity looks awesome.

[02:14:16] Can I get a close-up of Trinity?

[02:14:21] I get that she's wearing like a skin type leather shirt that kind of looks like a cool

[02:14:26] garbage bag.

[02:14:27] So, oh, this is fucking awesome.

[02:14:37] I don't want to save it as a web pee if you don't mind.

[02:14:39] I'll stick to a simple, what's wrong with the humble JPEG?

[02:14:43] Well, I guess I'll be saving this.

[02:14:47] Oh, I can't save the image as?

[02:14:49] Looks like this is a job for the humble print screen function.

[02:14:54] Looks like I've taken your webp and I've gone to downloads and I've now saved it.

[02:15:02] As a PNG.

[02:15:03] Oh, man.

[02:15:04] You are fucking stupid.

[02:15:05] You are dumb.

[02:15:06] Oh, man.

[02:15:09] You are fucking stupid! You are dumb!

[02:15:15] Alright, Trinity.

[02:15:19] And then...

[02:15:24] So let's...

[02:15:26] You're almost done already? No, no, no, no.

[02:15:28] Because the hair needs to be a little slipped back.

[02:15:31] She's got kind of like a...

[02:15:32] Hmm, let's not be ridiculous.

[02:15:34] That looks more like Trinity to me and then the hair is very important

[02:15:41] She is very Balenciaga in this picture

[02:15:50] I mean, I think this could be a bangs and back situation because the bangs are very like

[02:15:57] Like Jersey boys the bangs are kind of like that ventriloquist dummy from the goosebumps TV show

[02:16:04] Is that?

[02:16:11] No man, that ain't it.

[02:16:19] She ain't got no bangs.

[02:16:24] It's this.

[02:16:26] It's fucking that, man.

[02:16:28] And then it's got to be like a mid-length at the back.

[02:16:38] But is there any, is there like a wetness slider?

[02:16:41] No, not quite.

[02:16:44] Not quite.

[02:16:46] That's fucking it, bro!

[02:16:50] Wait, but that's kind of fucking it.

[02:16:55] That's not it.

[02:16:56] That's uh, that's Gratit Kim from Past Lives.

[02:17:00] That's not it.

[02:17:03] I think you can do that.

[02:17:06] That or that.

[02:17:09] You think one five?

[02:17:10] Okay, I respect you on one five here.

[02:17:16] And then nose-wise,

[02:17:20] just kind of rockin' one of these.

[02:17:23] It's got very angular features.

[02:17:26] You might be able to get away with that as a trinity nose as well.

[02:17:34] Two-five is cooler.

[02:17:35] That ain't trinity, bro.

[02:17:40] We'll have to see when the sunglasses come in.

[02:17:49] But to do the sunglasses, you have to do the eyes first.

[02:17:52] But wait, the eyes don't matter because she's going to be wearing sunglasses.

[02:17:56] But you might not always be wearing sunglasses.

[02:17:58] We want the outfits to be modular, bro.

[02:18:00] So her eyebrows, I have a picture here of her eyebrows

[02:18:03] as well, they're very that.

[02:18:09] Like this is literally just it.

[02:18:19] And then probably, no, they're long enough, man.

[02:18:24] Like, that's Trinity's eyebrows.

[02:18:35] That's Trinity's eyebrows, 100%.

[02:18:40] And then the eyes.

[02:18:42] Can I get a close-up of Trinity's eyes, please?

[02:18:47] They're like almond-shaped eyes

[02:18:52] that are brown.

[02:18:54] It's a very human way to describe someone's eyeballs.

[02:19:03] I think this looks pretty fucking good already, if I'm being honest with you.

[02:19:08] I'd almost like to go with darker shade of brown, or we could get really fucking meta

[02:19:13] and make them the matrix color.

[02:19:17] Honestly, I'm gonna stick with that.

[02:19:23] And then mouth, pursed lips.

[02:19:29] Like completely emotionless.

[02:19:31] But that's, no, no, no, that's too much.

[02:19:34] That's insulting.

[02:19:35] What, whoa, but what, what have we made Pog Trinity?

[02:19:39] Whoa, Neo!

[02:19:41] Neo!

[02:19:42] Whoa!

[02:19:43] That's my, that's the love of my life, Neo.

[02:19:46] Oh, Marvious.

[02:19:47] Let's go.

[02:19:48] Let's go kill an agent.

[02:19:51] Oh man, no that ain't Trinity.

[02:19:58] I'm gonna be honest with you, I think that's Trinity right there.

[02:20:02] The most important thing for sure is that she gets angular fucking sunglasses, like

[02:20:08] these ones.

[02:20:09] Oh my god, stop drilling you hit oil bro.

[02:20:17] I don't want to give her a huge forehead, but the eyebrows do have to be lower, but her

[02:20:36] Her forehead is fucking huge.

[02:20:45] Dang, it's just dark brown.

[02:20:48] I can live with that.

[02:20:50] Eyebrows gotta be black?

[02:20:52] I don't know how to tell you this.

[02:20:53] I'm looking at a picture of Trinity from the first movie.

[02:20:56] She does not have black eyebrows.

[02:20:58] She has dark brown eyebrows.

[02:21:06] You're being Mandela affected.

[02:21:14] Now we go, oh, what have I done?

[02:21:18] Nah, it looks cooler if it's black.

[02:21:25] That's not her though.

[02:21:26] Now she looks like one of those Swedish twins from the movie.

[02:21:29] It's gotta be that.

[02:21:30] I honestly think the nose might bring this together, man.

[02:21:35] Nah, but now the eyebrows have to be black.

[02:21:41] I'm sorry.

[02:21:53] That's fucking...

[02:21:54] It's, man!

[02:22:00] Okay. That's Trinity. She needs...

[02:22:08] I'm just gonna say it, she needs a smaller forehead.

[02:22:14] Which means everything's going up a level.

[02:22:18] Paylor's skin as well.

[02:22:22] We do sound like an incel trying to pick their perfect partner,

[02:22:26] but like within the context of the game it's chill.

[02:22:28] It turns out if you change the context for things then it makes them seem worse for sure.

[02:22:34] And then the nose has to come up just a little bit.

[02:22:46] And the nose might have to change.

[02:22:55] I think it looks a little better like that.

[02:22:58] The nose was perfect.

[02:22:59] I think I got the people in my head

[02:23:02] that were saying Michael Jackson.

[02:23:03] Everybody in my head, everybody in chat

[02:23:05] was saying Michael Jackson.

[02:23:06] It was playing on my ego a little bit.

[02:23:08] Ha ha ha.

[02:23:11] Slight smirk?

[02:23:13] Might make you know what, cause right now

[02:23:14] I'm worried she comes across a little agent coded

[02:23:17] with just the blank expression.

[02:23:19] The smirk might be the play.

[02:23:24] Too happy.

[02:23:25] Too happy.

[02:23:26] Too happy.

[02:23:28] Alien. Too smug. Maybe smaller.

[02:23:43] Nah man, I don't know about that.

[02:23:47] It's actually perfect. 4-3.

[02:23:50] WAAAY! You're so right! 4-3!

[02:23:58] This does look like trinity.

[02:24:03] Who is this?

[02:24:15] I've made someone else.

[02:24:19] With the lips that small, this is another famous individual.

[02:24:25] And stop saying Michael Jackson.

[02:24:28] It's not Tommy Wiseau.

[02:24:29] Who is this?

[02:24:30] Like, when I do this, I'm like, okay, that's kind of like Trinity if she were an alien.

[02:24:35] But then I go two down.

[02:24:39] Who are you?

[02:24:44] That's going to bother me.

[02:24:48] I don't know who it is.

[02:24:51] It's definitely not that, man.

[02:24:58] It's so much worse.

[02:25:01] Who said flip it over?

[02:25:06] It's so, so much worse, man.

[02:25:17] Two-five and flip it over?

[02:25:26] Wait...

[02:25:33] That might do it.

[02:25:37] That might be fucking Trinity right there.

[02:25:42] And then they literally with this haircut you need ears.

[02:25:47] I mean she has ears. I don't know what you want me to. I don't know what you want me

[02:25:58] to fucking tell you. That's trinity. I'm going to do you one better. I think the glasses

[02:26:04] need to come up one. I think it does look better. That's way more alien because it

[02:26:13] looks like eyes. Ah, but then she looks like a bug. Cheekbones are big. Thank you for reminding

[02:26:20] me of cheekbones. Cheekbones. I see what you're saying about the side part too. I literally

[02:26:42] try to use the right stick to rotate like the picture. Don't want too much. Just get

[02:26:53] a little alien with it. No chin really. Okay, take those cheekbones away. Add these cheekbones.

[02:27:12] Little wider, little upper, perfect I assume you're making Michael Jackson?

[02:27:25] Okay, Luke.

[02:27:39] Don't fuck with me.

[02:27:41] Because these don't even look like cheeks anymore.

[02:27:59] But this, this but smaller.

[02:28:16] That looks, I think that looks pretty good.

[02:28:20] Looks horrible ruins.

[02:28:23] That's Trinity.

[02:28:28] Taylor's skin is a good read on this one.

[02:28:35] Yeah, that's big.

[02:28:36] That helps.

[02:28:37] Let's get a little bit more Michael.

[02:28:45] As you can't convince me, the side part's big too.

[02:28:48] You can't convince me of it.

[02:29:00] Hell nah.

[02:29:03] Add lipstick to the lips. I don't think you're ready for the

[02:29:06] horrors that this is going to rot though.

[02:29:13] let's jigsaw bro flatten the glasses way we can do that flatten the glasses

[02:29:26] Wait!

[02:29:32] Okay, one bigger.

[02:29:36] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:29:44] Cheekbones ain't it.

[02:29:46] Okay, we're dealing with everybody's concerns bit by bit.

[02:29:50] It might be better with no cheekbones.

[02:29:52] I don't disagree.

[02:29:54] But with no cheekbones her face is just kind of like five four lips and you're done let's

[02:30:02] see no man I'm telling you it ain't this wait it looks really good now thin them but

[02:30:23] make them bigger oh my god it's Trinity okay that's like smug Trinity like that's

[02:30:29] she's doing it I told you so there that's Trinity bro

[02:30:41] I don't think I can do much better than that and then this is given her face like

[02:30:45] a little bit of color so we don't need the ab cheekbones just to have a little

[02:30:49] bit of texture involved. Oh, but the fucking cheekbones fucking bring it together now with

[02:30:54] the new lips. The cheekbones make it make it pop now. I think that looks pretty fucking

[02:31:09] good man. And then is there a side part? The thing is this is so perfect. There's no way

[02:31:30] We're gonna risk going with something like this this ain't right

[02:31:37] It's good enough don't sweat it apple the side part would go

[02:31:42] Pretty craze now they literally doesn't exist. It doesn't exist

[02:31:48] Pink lips, can you change?

[02:32:00] It's obviously not that.

[02:32:18] That looks very human to me.

[02:32:23] That also looks very human to me.

[02:32:26] This is the one.

[02:32:27] and this is the one, all right?

[02:32:30] Bro, that's Trinity right there.

[02:32:32] I totally see it.

[02:32:40] Now the cheekbones are still pissing me off.

[02:32:42] I'm not saying no cheekbones,

[02:32:45] but the cheekbones have to be better.

[02:32:47] I don't know if that means they got to be bigger or they got to be smaller.

[02:33:02] Try the first page cheekbones.

[02:33:05] Wait, that's it.

[02:33:11] Maybe a little closer together.

[02:33:18] I think that's it.

[02:33:23] I see Trinity.

[02:33:29] Pencils down.

[02:33:33] Side part.

[02:33:34] It doesn't exist!

[02:33:37] I gotta imagine Trinity, she gives Paul energy.

[02:33:40] I don't know how tall she is, but she gives tall and she gives a little, a little dot for sure.

[02:33:55] Well, I think this is really good.

[02:34:04] This is Trinity and she has a very flat delivery. That's the the voice might, if you were annoyed

[02:34:10] that the need took so long to make.

[02:34:12] Wait until you get to the fucker and voice,

[02:34:14] because this could take us...

[02:34:16] You know, I don't know, man!

[02:34:19] I don't know!

[02:34:20] Anybody here familiar with the directorial vision

[02:34:24] of the Wachowskis?

[02:34:26] I feel like Trinity's kind of like

[02:34:28] non-binary and pansexual.

[02:34:29] I think they're just sort of like a human being.

[02:34:34] That's also kind of a machine?

[02:34:36] I don't know.

[02:34:37] I do believe she has she her pronouns and I think she's kind of plug in all about it

[02:34:47] man.

[02:34:49] What style does she prefer for events?

[02:34:51] Chad, what does she wear to the Rave on Zion?

[02:34:57] I think she kind of wears like an essentials beige tank top.

[02:35:01] Yeah, she's probably an either is okay.

[02:35:06] And if I had to guess, how old is Trinity in the movie?

[02:35:10] She has 29 year old energy because she seems like she's got her life together.

[02:35:19] 33, no 33, 33 her life would be messed up.

[02:35:23] I think she's 29 because she's like, if you were 21, you look at 29 year olds and

[02:35:29] go, oh my God, that's like someone who has no problems in their life.

[02:35:33] Okay, start me off on custom.

[02:35:37] My name is Trinity.

[02:35:41] My name is Trinity.

[02:35:45] My name is Trinity. You're not a robot. Nice to meet you.

[02:35:49] My name is Trinity. My name is Trinity.

[02:35:53] It's nice to meet you.

[02:35:57] My name is Trinity.

[02:36:01] It's my name is Trinity.

[02:36:03] Today my name is Trinity.

[02:36:06] Nice to meet you.

[02:36:09] My name is Trinity.

[02:36:12] My name is Trinity.

[02:36:15] It's nice to meet you.

[02:36:18] You only use one 4 and 6 on time.

[02:36:20] Today is April 21st, my name is Trinity.

[02:36:22] Thank you Pope John Paul III by the way. Thank you.

[02:36:25] It's nice to meet you.

[02:36:26] My name is Trinity.

[02:36:58] My name is Trinity.

[02:37:00] Wait!

[02:37:01] Nice to meet you.

[02:37:03] Today is April 21, 2026.

[02:37:08] So, how does this voice sound?

[02:37:11] My name is Trinity.

[02:37:13] My name is Trinity.

[02:37:15] It's nice to meet you.

[02:37:17] Today is April 21, 2026.

[02:37:22] So, my name is Trinity.

[02:37:24] It's nice.

[02:37:26] My name is Trinity.

[02:37:28] It's nice to meet you.

[02:37:30] Today is April 21, my name is Trinity.

[02:37:34] It's nice to, my name is Trinity.

[02:37:36] It's nice to meet you.

[02:37:38] Today is April 21, 2026.

[02:37:42] That's it.

[02:37:49] Trinity is really quick.

[02:37:51] You know how I know that?

[02:37:53] She literally just shows up in the building

[02:37:55] And a second later the agent is like,

[02:37:57] your men are already dead.

[02:37:58] That's fast as fuck.

[02:38:00] Her speech is extremely honest.

[02:38:03] Her energy is very flat.

[02:38:05] Her thinking is extremely serious.

[02:38:08] And I mean, she's normal by Nebuchadnezzar standards.

[02:38:17] She's normal within the context of the ship

[02:38:19] known as the Nebuchadnezzar.

[02:38:22] But like compared to normal people,

[02:38:25] She's perked up a little bit.

[02:38:31] One tick quirk.

[02:38:34] It is one tick quirk, one off of normal,

[02:38:36] or one past normalcy in the quirkiness.

[02:38:43] She's an r slash girl dinner mod.

[02:38:46] The headline.

[02:38:49] The oracle told my boyfriend he's not the one,

[02:38:52] so now he's upset with me.

[02:38:54] And then it's a bowl of the white soup that they're eating on the ship.

[02:39:00] Mmm, protein slurry and water.

[02:39:03] Re-filtered water made from our own urine.

[02:39:07] Yeah.

[02:39:08] All right.

[02:39:09] That's pretty good, man.

[02:39:14] I don't know why I'm laughing harder than anybody else, but I think that's really good.

[02:39:23] that's trinity she's a maverick I'd say that's true I don't like seeing her side

[02:39:31] profile but I'm not fucking changing it it took like half an hour to get there that's

[02:39:38] true man you ever think like if they just had stakes on the Nebuchadnezzar Cypher wouldn't

[02:39:42] have like betrayed them like that's why it's important you can't it's not just salary

[02:39:47] Morpheus, you have to look at total cup, okay? That includes perks such as the food that's offered,

[02:39:55] the catering options on the ship. I want to experience everything this world has to offer.

[02:40:01] Like honestly, we need to get private equity on board the NaviKoneser to figure out how to

[02:40:06] efficiently retain power. I'm sorry Trinity, I can't feed you anything because we don't have

[02:40:17] like you know what corn flakes are very similar to what you were eating on board

[02:40:22] the ship this will get your gut acclimated to La'ila Grand Villa I bet that

[02:40:29] it probably doesn't ever tasted more full of flavor

[02:40:33] She's going to love olives, safe bed.

[02:40:40] Safe, safe bed.

[02:40:43] Now, hang on.

[02:40:48] Trinity's house.

[02:40:51] See what kind of shit she be rockin' with.

[02:40:54] Welcome.

[02:40:55] This one could be...

[02:40:57] I mean, the dilapidated set looks a lot like the Nebuchadnezzar.

[02:41:02] It looks a lot like the Nebuchadnezzar to be honest.

[02:41:09] You could do blank, I mean there are there's, but oh wait, but this is the type of shit,

[02:41:14] this is what the architect was in man.

[02:41:17] If we could get the white room with like six monitors, people might go like, well that's

[02:41:23] the architect's room actually, but then we'd be like, yeah, but like you know it's

[02:41:27] from the fucking matrix, right?

[02:41:30] Oh and then rows like shelves of guns and stuff. Yes. But do I have to make that at the

[02:41:37] pallet house? The dojo! I have to level up to get the dojo though, please come again.

[02:41:52] She is, you know what, for now we could put her in the band loading program. That's

[02:41:56] That's a good point.

[02:41:57] Plus, then we always, wow, what the fuck have I done?

[02:41:59] Now I'm in the damn island builder.

[02:42:01] She wasn't in the dojo.

[02:42:03] She wasn't in the dojo in the movie,

[02:42:05] but it's implied that she was in the dojo at some point.

[02:42:08] Otherwise, how would she have learned

[02:42:09] all those martial arts?

[02:42:10] Welcome.

[02:42:11] Baseball catchers outfit.

[02:42:12] Of course I'll fucking take it.

[02:42:14] You've got a captive audience.

[02:42:15] Be sure to stop her.

[02:42:17] No, man, they're really giving me

[02:42:18] the Alejandro Kurtge outfit.

[02:42:24] All right, Trinity.

[02:42:26] Give me none of these budget trinity ask it if I lock the house she's like I think I left

[02:42:42] the stove on oh wait I live on the Nebuchadnezzar we don't have hot food now this is what it's

[02:42:50] all about. Obviously, we have no matrix outfits. We can derive the matrix from base principles.

[02:43:05] I'm sorry, that leather is not shiny enough. But she's also very not zipper-coated.

[02:43:10] I think for now it's going to have to be this.

[02:43:20] I'm not going to go through the custom maker for this.

[02:43:26] The biker outfit in the first movie?

[02:43:31] It needs to be trench coat length though.

[02:43:36] I gotta think about this. You raise a good point. One thing's for sure, she needs some

[02:43:44] leather pants. We don't have any leather pants, man! She definitely wears leather boots.

[02:43:58] That's easy. Now probably like off the clock, we know she's wearing these, but on the

[02:44:04] clock and then I guess she wears some tactical plain socks I mean I can't be

[02:44:18] giving her the pleated slacks man it's true I can't be giving her sweatpants

[02:44:23] though. This is so not wide leg. Black jeans? Why even have that? Oh you know what? That'll

[02:44:34] work! That'll work! I hate the embroidery, but you know what? We'll live with it for

[02:44:40] now. And then this is where it gets tough, man. Is it biker jacket? Or leather coat?

[02:44:51] It's not that, cause that shows the sweater underneath, man.

[02:45:03] How is there anything you do about that?

[02:45:06] Tank top is an easy pick.

[02:45:08] Bro, she's all leather though.

[02:45:10] bell. That's too odd to happen. I think we have to add a little edge to it even if it's

[02:45:22] not a hundred percent fidelity. Now can you put something under the jacket? This is not

[02:45:32] even a jag this is just a pop so I think the answer is no

[02:45:40] it's this

[02:45:43] it's this

[02:45:46] these these and then maybe like the green body suit

[02:45:51] bro it looks fucking horrible

[02:45:55] No, it looks okay. It doesn't look perfect, but it looks okay.

[02:46:00] I'm gonna say good enough.

[02:46:04] Um.

[02:46:07] I'm sorry, I literally am only gonna feed you stuff that looks like it's from The Matrix.

[02:46:15] You can have an electrolyte beverage.

[02:46:20] Yum.

[02:46:23] Yeah, I thought you might like that.

[02:46:29] I thought you might like the Pokari Sweat.

[02:46:34] Not.

[02:46:37] Also, some type of shit that you'd be interested in just to get you a quick level up.

[02:46:52] quick level up I mean bucket bro I mean the machine's got us dancing on a damn

[02:46:58] string

[02:47:11] are you trolling me no you judge did she literally just wanted one more gift not

[02:47:16] giving you an ally alabree hey that's for sure spinning top different movie

[02:47:21] different science fiction movie I'm afraid I mean you're gonna need this

[02:47:26] shit wait a satellite dish miss a satellite dish is actually perfect

[02:47:35] well you know what I gotta get what do you mean actually probably I'd have to

[02:47:41] guess on the Nebuchadnezzar they probably have like a like a bidet because

[02:47:47] they have to recirculate the water and the pipes can't handle the toilet paper

[02:47:50] have to imagine. She's like, yeah, I can connect to the matrix with this. Now if we

[02:48:03] can get Trinity to do the the Haruboji Walk, the Adjahshi Walk where she she

[02:48:10] because this is more of a Morpheus than if we could get her to clasp her hands

[02:48:14] behind her back while she walks that would be absolutely perfect.

[02:48:20] I would say that she won't beat others.

[02:48:32] I would also say that she stands at attention.

[02:48:35] Nope.

[02:48:36] Stand smugly.

[02:48:39] None of these apply.

[02:48:44] None of those apply.

[02:48:46] You do not walk like a robot.

[02:48:49] You walk with a swagger? Nope, you walk without swinging your arms?

[02:48:56] She's kind of float coded, honestly.

[02:49:00] What happens when she's mad? When she's mad, she flips out for sure.

[02:49:12] I mean, I'm not wasting a level up on, don't greet others.

[02:49:16] That's insane.

[02:49:20] You know what she would fucking love, bro?

[02:49:23] She would love a laptop so she can log on to the Matrix.

[02:49:33] Trinity doesn't say thank you.

[02:49:39] Seven people have problems, holy fuck.

[02:49:44] Start with Richie Tenenbaum.

[02:49:45] Y'all, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, Richie.

[02:49:48] Want to play Double Shadow Quiz?

[02:49:49] Yes, I do.

[02:49:55] Here's your first mystery Double Shadow.

[02:49:58] What are these?

[02:49:59] That's a cantaloupe and that's a melon and yummy cake a hundred percent.

[02:50:03] The answer is...

[02:50:04] I'm kinda cracked at Shadow Quiz.

[02:50:06] Melon and yummy cake?

[02:50:09] Next up, your second mystery Double Shadow.

[02:50:11] You're getting balls.

[02:50:12] What are these?

[02:50:13] It's like a pig and sweet and sour pork, which is a really fucked up juxtapose.

[02:50:20] The insurance.

[02:50:23] Pig and sweet and sour pork.

[02:50:26] And without further ado, your last mystery double shadow.

[02:50:30] What are these?

[02:50:31] I think I see on the right one, I think I see a little tuft of some greens that could

[02:50:45] be from roast chicken.

[02:50:46] But like, do you think calamari would be on the square plate?

[02:50:50] I feel like we would have noticed profiteroles being on the square plate.

[02:50:54] Oh my God, I had them backwards!

[02:50:58] The roast chicken is on the square plate.

[02:51:00] Calamari's on the circle plate.

[02:51:04] Congratulations, you won.

[02:51:08] Time for your...

[02:51:11] Holy shit.

[02:51:12] Oh, look at that puppy!

[02:51:16] But now I know that Kitty is in the middle.

[02:51:19] And if Kitty's in the middle, that's gonna be huge for Daughterbuff.

[02:51:24] Because if I can give her the Kitty in the game, I'm gonna get the dad of the year mug again.

[02:51:27] again. Um, all right, Paulie, was bugging you. I've been thinking lately that Richie

[02:51:33] Tenenbaum and I could get to know each other better. It's a good idea. Do you think Richie

[02:51:37] Tenenbaum and I would make a good team? Yep. Absolutely. Well, I think you possess a certain

[02:51:45] assertiveness that Richie Tenenbaum could use in his life. That's it. You don't want

[02:51:51] to like talk about it any further. You should introduce yourself to some more people.

[02:51:55] You still only know two individuals?

[02:51:59] I don't think you would fuck with Bob Dylan, but let's find out, man.

[02:52:03] Pardon me, could I have a moment?

[02:52:05] My name is Polly Walnuts.

[02:52:06] Bro, you can make the perfect Polly Walnuts.

[02:52:08] People will still say this shit looks like Mitt Romney.

[02:52:10] I'm Bob Dylan.

[02:52:11] Bro, that's... Mitt Romney would have a reptilian smile.

[02:52:15] This is fucking Polly Walnuts.

[02:52:17] Okay, so first, let's deal with Jack.

[02:52:18] Polly Walnuts is talking about one of his favorite subjects, cinema.

[02:52:21] They vote for one of them.

[02:52:22] He's definitely, he's telling him about Silvio's Godfather impression.

[02:52:26] Or his Puccino impression.

[02:52:29] Just when I thought I was out there for a day, pull me back in.

[02:52:36] Yeah, got it.

[02:52:38] We'll get to you, Amy.

[02:52:41] We got a lot of stuff going on.

[02:52:43] First Dan wants to play a game, but Kate and I have a, we're having some kind

[02:52:49] of disputes here.

[02:52:51] I get the strange feeling I'm being watched at home lately.

[02:52:54] Or maybe it's like there's somebody that they didn't mention in our house that's observing us.

[02:52:58] It could be Austin Powers, bro.

[02:53:00] But I'm sure of it.

[02:53:03] Someone's watching me.

[02:53:16] I'm sure there's no one here.

[02:53:19] unless?

[02:53:20] Yeah, you're probably right. My husband. It's just my imagination.

[02:53:29] Oh, okay. Um, I thought it was going to be this little freak right here because he also

[02:53:37] had the yellow particles coming out of his head. I thought he was going to be like spying

[02:53:42] on her in the bathroom or something like that.

[02:53:44] Do you have a moment?

[02:53:45] Sure, what's up?

[02:53:47] I would just love it if there were a-

[02:53:49] No, man, stop!

[02:53:52] Stick to shagging, Austin!

[02:53:55] Exterior design is not your bag ba-

[02:53:57] He was also the guy who suggested we put, like, six more vending machines on this fucking beach.

[02:54:03] Connor McDavid?

[02:54:05] Don't just stand there, bro. Help Amy blew up.

[02:54:07] Are you alright?

[02:54:09] Please help me.

[02:54:10] Oof, I've never seen a case this bad before.

[02:54:17] Bro, your goalie is still it's gonna-

[02:54:18] I'm gonna be okay though.

[02:54:19] I think you've seen a case this bad before.

[02:54:21] Right.

[02:54:22] Whoa!

[02:54:23] She loves Connor McDavid!

[02:54:26] She's buying into the North American dream!

[02:54:31] What is that person's name?

[02:54:33] She's buying into the North American dream

[02:54:38] My name person's name the Daria MTV sarcasm leaving my body when I see professional athlete Connor McDavid

[02:54:47] Just saying it is like poetry

[02:54:50] My heart is fluttering at the sound of his name. I think I'm falling in love all girl falling for the jocks

[02:54:55] She's up and she sent in a text of Richie Tannenbaum right now like I know I can tell

[02:55:17] you anything you're like a brother to me you alright yeah he's okay he's got it

[02:55:27] he's got a good support system right he's gonna play some more games that's

[02:55:34] good that's good you need that

[02:55:37] Did you hear Chibli's Island is level 37, man?

[02:55:49] Can you add Barton Fink next?

[02:55:55] Not a bad idea, actually, because we did just add a woman, which means I think now

[02:56:01] I feel okay adding like maybe 10 to 12 men to the island

[02:56:07] Now let me see there was a dojo set right I kind of gets emperor's quarters

[02:56:13] The ornate set is is very kind of like Morpheus dojo coated

[02:56:19] The way the tea house said it's I don't think it's giving Trinity though. I'm sorry to say

[02:56:26] anything going on on the island bouncy playground ride sprinkler picnic tape I

[02:56:37] mean to be honest with my other type of beast is just gonna grab a picnic table

[02:56:41] as picnic table or like steel plate

[02:56:49] create some island objects yeah I guess I'll go I'd select the ability to

[02:56:54] manifest matter of my choosing I guess? Klaus Kinski has me face? Waaaayyyy! Wait Klaus Kinski

[02:57:03] does have me face.

[02:57:04] Um, you like the game of me shadow quiz?

[02:57:12] We could fucking add Fitz Corraldo to the game. Guess who's shadow this is?

[02:57:18] Here's your first mystery me shadow. Who do you think this is?

[02:57:23] That's trinity bro.

[02:57:25] The answer is trinity.

[02:57:29] Next up, your second mistrini shadow.

[02:57:32] Who do you think this is?

[02:57:35] I think it's Austin Powers.

[02:57:38] The answer is Austin Powers.

[02:57:42] And finally, your last mistrini shadow.

[02:57:45] Who do you think this is?

[02:57:52] chat that's chat okay I was like who's got a jaw like that congratulations you

[02:58:06] won two three hours of fucking phone cat kitty please kitty flowers not so bad

[02:58:14] A carnation. What in carnation?

[02:58:27] A lot of minus twos.

[02:58:30] Hello.

[02:58:34] What do you want to eat for dinner?

[02:58:37] I think you would love some popcorn, I don't know if you've had popcorn yet.

[02:58:45] That's true, why is she in her own house, man?

[02:58:51] Damn, she ate it up.

[02:58:57] Still stewed beef, number one.

[02:59:02] I'll be Jim.

[02:59:04] I can relate to that.

[02:59:08] Especially she's got itty-bocky monsters, she's got dude.

[02:59:12] We've already given her a little eater, right?

[02:59:18] Confirmed.

[02:59:20] Flips out when angry?

[02:59:22] I don't know if I'd go that far.

[02:59:24] She eats gracefully.

[02:59:26] It doesn't really walk like, doesn't really walk like dead.

[02:59:38] This is real man.

[02:59:39] This is actually so real.

[02:59:41] She is a walk with tiny stepper, a hundred percent.

[02:59:47] I feel more like myself.

[02:59:53] Dude, I feel more like I'm becoming myself.

[02:59:56] I'll say a sure.

[03:00:00] Doodoo-doodoo.

[03:00:01] I want to try living with Daniel.

[03:00:04] No!

[03:00:05] That's a horrible idea.

[03:00:06] What do you mean you're ultra?

[03:00:10] We're married, we have a house with our child.

[03:00:12] We're a family.

[03:00:13] You think?

[03:00:14] Well, I guess I'll give it up for now.

[03:00:18] Yeah, yeah, you do that.

[03:00:21] You fucking do that, okay?

[03:00:24] What the fuck man, this is a crazy question.

[03:00:32] We have to put Daniel on Malkatras, we have to put him on an island where he can't access

[03:00:37] the amenities.

[03:00:43] I promise I'm not gonna steal it, but what's your most prized possession?

[03:00:50] see my most prized possession

[03:01:01] i mean like in terms of shit that like it would ruin my life if i lost it

[03:01:05] i say my wallet is kind of high on the list i don't want to be boring as fuck

[03:01:10] but like you know what it's it is actually

[03:01:15] better for the story of the island if we

[03:01:18] say a palathon that's way better this could lead to some funnier moments and

[03:01:25] it's not false it would they would fuck up my my weed if someone stole my

[03:01:31] palathon oh I get that if I had a palotin I probably build a whole museum

[03:01:38] to house it you said palotin

[03:01:48] You didn't want to level up, huh?

[03:01:53] I gotta fix your pronunciation, yeah.

[03:01:55] Cause that ain't right, man.

[03:01:56] You want some fried plantains real quick?

[03:01:58] That's too.

[03:01:59] It's the type of shit they weren't really eating in 1960s London, I suppose.

[03:02:07] You want a sports drink?

[03:02:09] Yum.

[03:02:10] Always got room for a pucari sweat.

[03:02:18] I can find the menu don't worry bro ate the bottle micro plastics bro sorry I thought you

[03:02:32] guys hated food waste. I think when sad he has to say ouch baby. Not my mojo.

[03:03:01] Inside, I've lost my mojo.

[03:03:05] I think that's better.

[03:03:10] And Austin strikes me as a guy who says, I've not I.

[03:03:13] No way, I lost my, but he's in bed, he's in bed with, uh, Ivana Hump a lot.

[03:03:19] And he's got all the lipstick marks all over his face.

[03:03:24] I think he says, I lost my mojo.

[03:03:31] It's Ive.

[03:03:34] He does say help.

[03:03:35] I'm in a nutshell.

[03:03:36] Oh, how did I?

[03:03:37] This is a bloody big nutshell.

[03:03:40] All right, let's go with Ive.

[03:03:44] I suppose like the average person probably wouldn't think that it's like that big of

[03:03:48] a detail to get right, but I've lost.

[03:03:54] my mojo. Thank you by the way Charlotte, I'm glad we have someone here from England's.

[03:04:04] I've lost my mojo.

[03:04:05] So we can get like the straight dope on British media such as Austin Powers.

[03:04:12] I've lost my mojo.

[03:04:24] I've lost my mojo. I love it. That expression makes me much thumped in my head as a person.

[03:04:32] How did you shake out on the three movies?

[03:04:36] I always want to hear what other adults feel about Goldmember, which I think is an absolute slap in the face in an embarrassment.

[03:04:43] But for some reason like the average take among people my age is like that it's

[03:04:50] Actually as good as the other two which is crazy

[03:05:01] Excuse me, I asked a specific question and a lot of people that were not the target of the question are answering right now

[03:05:07] If I wanted to know your opinion on gold member, I would go to IMDB and I would go like what the fuck 7.2 out of 10

[03:05:26] To is mostly repeat jokes of one three is at least different stuff

[03:05:32] You broke in my heart

[03:05:34] Now two is a lot of repeated jokes from one. I will give you that but the new stuff in three is bad

[03:05:40] Moli Moli Moli Moli there's like if you cut them Moli Moli Moli stuff out of gold member

[03:05:45] It would just be like 11 minutes long or something

[03:05:51] Also like I can I say that I feel like

[03:05:57] Mike Myers got a little lazy with the characters in the third one like fat bastard has some character

[03:06:04] The character of gold member is a total disaster. Like he wasn't even trying

[03:06:10] Like what is the character of gold member? He's Dutch and he likes gold

[03:06:16] We know that because he says I love

[03:06:21] He does eat his own skin

[03:06:23] And he says faja faja faja faja faja. Can you hear me?

[03:06:28] like it's just he wasn't even trying he was that in by gold member he was just

[03:06:34] like I can just introduce a character by just being like I'm character catch phrase

[03:06:40] and they'll eat it up and you know the worst part is is that you are proving

[03:06:44] him right the mole has a mole man Richie don't just stand there man Connor

[03:06:52] McDavid, he's got the yips. He can't seem to get over the floor of the Panthers.

[03:06:57] These kick-kicks, they won't stop kick.

[03:07:04] Foxy has no chemistry at all with Austin. 100% true.

[03:07:08] For a second I was going to say, let me follow up, but then I remembered who we were talking about.

[03:07:15] I mean, I'm not anti-Beyoncé, but I just feel like in the movie, it's kind of like...

[03:07:19] I mean Liz Hurley was the she's the model

[03:07:24] Heather Graham I thought she did okay

[03:07:27] Beyonce it's just at some point you're like damn

[03:07:31] Austin come on I thought you were I'm finding it hard to believe that you're

[03:07:34] really in love with these sidekicks considering every single movie

[03:07:38] like you never talk about the one that was in the last movie

[03:07:41] I got some horrible news, Bob.

[03:07:57] It ain't you, babe.

[03:07:59] No, no, no, it ain't you, babe.

[03:08:04] Oh, damn!

[03:08:05] It's a-we-we gotta back out.

[03:08:08] That kind of dream

[03:08:16] Stains tall just like a giant

[03:08:27] Not much

[03:08:31] Conor McDavid's feeling pretty good he's going well at the La Casa

[03:08:38] Are you stupid, man?

[03:08:40] Like, I...

[03:08:42] I really put a rush on getting the beach lounger.

[03:08:47] I know Bro's dreaming about vending machines, too, is the most fucked up part.

[03:09:00] I really like what we've got going on here with the float houses, to be honest with you.

[03:09:03] Can I tell you something?

[03:09:05] I feel like it would also be better if we made it a little bit more nautical, like if we made

[03:09:19] it look a little bit more, oh they won't let me make it much narrower.

[03:09:32] Can you make Richie have a mental breakdown?

[03:09:34] I can't make him do anything, but I just kind of feel like if we surround him with people,

[03:09:38] eventually it's just, you know, what do you think's going to happen?

[03:09:58] Like, this is swag to a guy like me.

[03:10:10] Please no rectangle.

[03:10:11] Bro, these literally look like the Cabanas at Polynesian Resort.

[03:10:19] This is swag.

[03:10:20] I think that's awesome. I would absolutely leave here. The cabanas are circular. Well,

[03:10:34] unfortunately, this game brings a certain grid vibe. Circles do not exist. You didn't

[03:10:47] finish the wood I'm literally I was gonna say non-binary what I meant was

[03:10:57] neurodivergent it's kind of like a Squares rectangle situation

[03:11:07] All right, what do we got going on here?

[03:11:13] I don't want to take any photos, I don't need photo mode, I'm sorry.

[03:11:16] I know I'm a millennial, I don't give a fuck about photo modes in video games, okay?

[03:11:20] I just don't need this, I don't need to see it, man.

[03:11:28] That being said, could kind of be the vibe, like Polly Walnut's taking a photo with

[03:11:33] like uh

[03:11:38] Polly Walnuts and Dengies in photo could be a kind of crazy

[03:11:46] Happiest Polly Walnuts has ever looked

[03:11:55] Let's do something I'm gonna be playing Tomodachi life for another two hours. Can you do so? Can you engineer some drama, please?

[03:12:03] You've come so far since making Dan.

[03:12:07] Thank you for saying that.

[03:12:09] You have to introduce people.

[03:12:12] Wait, that's real as fuck.

[03:12:14] I still have so many people that have like not met anybody.

[03:12:18] Like Trinity, you've met almost nobody.

[03:12:21] She's pondering the satellite dish.

[03:12:26] Huh?

[03:12:27] I mean like, tell you one thing, you've never met.

[03:12:31] You would love this guy.

[03:12:33] Oh, shit.

[03:12:36] Pardon me, could I have a moment?

[03:12:38] My name is Trinity. Hello there, Trinity. I'm known as Mal.

[03:12:48] Well, Trantran at the Chambo, Blacky.

[03:12:52] When the 19th Medusia, Birken.

[03:12:56] She just asked him for a Birken?

[03:12:58] Yo chill girl, at least let him buy you dinner first.

[03:13:02] Trinity.

[03:13:09] Huge.

[03:13:10] They're both big fans of the Matrix.

[03:13:15] And then, we also added...

[03:13:19] Polly Walnuts. Polly Walnuts? I don't know if you...

[03:13:21] I haven't even introduced him to myself yet.

[03:13:23] I fucking love his room.

[03:13:25] I know I agonized over it for a bit, but I love his room, man.

[03:13:32] yeah whatever pardon me could I have a moment my name is Polly Walnuts can I

[03:13:37] say something Polly Walnuts I'm Ryan type shit he started a talk like me on

[03:13:45] streams like it's just like one noun surrounded by catchphrases I've even

[03:13:53] I've flanderized myself so thoroughly that even my me is flanderized now I'm

[03:14:01] closer with Ryan thank you now we also have added Connor McDavid and I have to

[03:14:17] be honest with you oh he's already on a date with Richie Tannenbaum Richie what

[03:14:22] the fuck are you eating man wait is that like pesto pasta I gotta get a

[03:14:28] closely look at this yo maybe that's actually good as fuck

[03:14:32] Conor Mcdave with the yummy cake

[03:14:36] Amy Blue we haven't had too many Amy Blue stories here oh fucking Bob Dylan's

[03:14:43] given a sermon on the bamboo box bro

[03:14:47] look at the complicated web we've got here man

[03:14:58] it's holy shit is that what's going on in our brain any time we're in like a

[03:15:03] group socializing situation

[03:15:13] Bob Dylan has no friends he's got Sarah bro magical jewel with a ribbon and

[03:15:22] bow

[03:15:28] We're getting close to the point where I'm gonna have like unlimited power man

[03:15:35] exterior wait we could be a house painter like Paulie Walnuts we could do it

[03:15:41] honestly adding Steven Malkus might be the fucking vibe I can't believe he

[03:15:46] fumbled Joan Baez bro like don't make me do this shit again okay Bob Dylan is

[03:15:53] Bob Dylan did not fumble Joan Baez.

[03:15:58] He didn't want Joan Baez. He wanted Sarah.

[03:16:03] This is going to be interesting because Trinity and Austin are both in the same line of work.

[03:16:08] I'm Austin Powers. Hello there, Austin Powers. I'm known as Trinity.

[03:16:15] Don't say he pushed your panties to the side firsts.

[03:16:19] I've seen the movie that that happens off-screen you couldn't possibly know that

[03:16:29] Nice talking to you Austin Powers

[03:16:34] That's the type of shit if you do anything kicking his little boots

[03:16:40] Good Bob Pollard as well

[03:16:43] Bob Pollard definitely wrote one of the best songs in defense of drunk driving

[03:16:48] I literally in high school I bought the guided by voices biography and in it

[03:16:57] there's a chapter where he like explains the motivations behind some of his songs

[03:17:01] and his motivation the impetus for writing a salty salute track one off of

[03:17:07] alien lanes is that the cops used to wait outside the legion and pull over

[03:17:13] drunk veterans for drunk driving and he was not a big fan of that which I

[03:17:17] I think it's so funny that like I get what you're saying

[03:17:21] it's kind of like entrapment and not a nice thing to do

[03:17:24] to you know, the people that served in your nation's army

[03:17:28] but at the same time, like also reads a little bit like

[03:17:33] hey, you should let them get away with drunk driving

[03:17:35] they were in Vietnam.

[03:17:39] Please stop telling me to add Isaac, I'm 37 years old.

[03:17:44] Bro, hang out with Connor.

[03:17:47] Pardon me? Could I have a moment?

[03:17:50] My name is Mel.

[03:17:51] You're Mel.

[03:17:53] I'm Connor McDavid.

[03:17:55] I've heard a lot about you.

[03:18:01] Buzzards and dreadful crows is about four loco.

[03:18:04] Yeah, 100%.

[03:18:11] It's crazy they invented a caffeinated beer.

[03:18:14] And it was exactly as good as it sounded and it became so powerful that they had the bannet

[03:18:27] Huge I was hoping they would get along. I like your vibe now

[03:18:34] I'm not adding Justin Trudeau in the Halloween costume. Can I just say that would be really funny

[03:18:41] it would be it would be really really funny but I don't have the courage to do

[03:18:50] that Amy blue bubbles Bob Ford it could be a play man could be a play but we're

[03:19:04] not gonna add Osama bin Laden sorry to say

[03:19:11] I don't want to make anything, but I do want to purge the notifications here so that it

[03:19:17] doesn't constantly say no.

[03:19:21] Kramer from Friends!

[03:19:22] Kramer from Friends could be the fucking vibe, dude.

[03:19:26] A good time to celebrate how the island has grown, and we can do that by building

[03:19:29] a ferris wheel.

[03:19:30] Dude, the game has like a boredom sensor.

[03:19:32] It was like, this guy's about to stop playing.

[03:19:34] Hit him with a ferris wheel real quick.

[03:19:37] Mods?

[03:19:38] Build some fucking, build some amusement park shit.

[03:19:45] Anafaris wheel?

[03:19:47] I mean dude, this next to the fucking restaurant?

[03:19:53] I mean this would be a very prized bit of real estate then.

[03:19:57] I was gonna say me personally, I probably build it in such a way that you can access

[03:20:03] it but...

[03:20:04] We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

[03:20:11] Here's what's happening on our island.

[03:20:13] A Ferris Wheel.

[03:20:15] I was said alone one night in L.A. watching old Cronkite on the 7 o'clock news.

[03:20:22] They said there's been a deal to bring a Ferris Wheel to a land they wanna go cruise.

[03:20:30] from on high as ice king.

[03:20:33] Thanks for watching.

[03:20:35] I'm Bob Dylan, and you're up today.

[03:20:40] I can't hear them?

[03:20:41] Make your own Bob Dylan, bro.

[03:20:45] Your knees are living such well-rounded lives thanks to the amenities you built for them.

[03:20:49] Keep up the good work and they'll surely reach happiness levels

[03:20:52] one could only dream of.

[03:20:54] I don't know what type of shit Amy Blue and Connor McDavid are going to get up to on the

[03:21:02] Ferris wheel.

[03:21:04] Yo yo yo, okay, wait, wait, watch, watch, some shit's about to go down, bro.

[03:21:17] Bob Dylan's about to scare the eyebrows off of Dan's face.

[03:21:22] Oh, wait, wait, wait!

[03:21:26] Don't chill, chill, chill.

[03:21:30] Just wait.

[03:21:34] There's been a while since you talked to Ames. I mean, she's over there blowing bubbles.

[03:21:38] Bob, come on Bob.

[03:21:42] Get him, bro. Now he's just being weird with him.

[03:21:46] Now you look like a creep instead of just like trying to have some fun.

[03:21:50] Fun.

[03:21:56] The fuck?

[03:21:58] You fucking weirdo?

[03:22:00] Yeah.

[03:22:04] Have you given love much thought?

[03:22:08] Love is like

[03:22:10] a yummy cake you don't realize got stuck to your face.

[03:22:14] I think I understand.

[03:22:20] Ultra friends. Somehow even better than best friends, even though best friends means it

[03:22:30] can't get any better.

[03:22:32] Much to think about. I'd love to play a game with you, Polly Walnuts.

[03:22:37] Wanna play Red Light, Green Light.

[03:22:39] Alright, but you can't get mad.

[03:22:42] Here we go. Green Light.

[03:22:46] Red light.

[03:22:50] Green light.

[03:22:52] Red light.

[03:22:53] Caught you moving.

[03:22:54] You lose, brother.

[03:22:56] Bang!

[03:23:00] I've never won this game.

[03:23:02] Hey, you can't win them all.

[03:23:04] But you can get this as a consolation prize.

[03:23:07] Have we met? Oh yeah, we met. What am I? Oh, I stepped in some shit. That is just

[03:23:20] so typical me, bro.

[03:23:22] I'm feeling all over the place right now. Sorry, I'm a little upset with Austin Powers.

[03:23:32] Why did he have to say that?

[03:23:34] He is a pervert.

[03:23:38] Now, here's my question.

[03:23:40] What happens if, while she's pissed off with Austin Powers,

[03:23:44] we kinda like press the issue?

[03:23:46] He has no idea. He's oblivious.

[03:23:51] But that Trinity Cat is so shaggadelic!

[03:23:54] We have so much in common, baby!

[03:23:58] Oh, shit.

[03:24:00] It's Trinity.

[03:24:04] not bro whoa you ain't getting not that easy

[03:24:10] simply wonderful

[03:24:16] this will work this thing should make it better

[03:24:19] yeah baby yeah

[03:24:23] you're a tiger you're a sexual tiger

[03:24:26] yes yes yes no no

[03:24:30] I just want to see how this plays out drop trinity on Austin let's see that's a good

[03:24:47] point left and she's not fucking with his vibe

[03:24:58] He has lost his mojo.

[03:25:01] Who wants to try hopping into the discord?

[03:25:13] Is that, that's him, that's Malph!

[03:25:15] Malph wants to try hopping into the discord.

[03:25:26] following Dan for some reason. They're really treating this Daniel situation like a

[03:25:33] scent line from a pie on a windowsill.

[03:25:44] Yeah man, go straight into his house. This probably happens to Dan IRL.

[03:25:56] Um, what do you do for work?

[03:26:05] I think you would love...

[03:26:09] We need to buy some more food, man.

[03:26:14] What do you do for work is really good, right?

[03:26:25] He liked it.

[03:26:30] My look is lacking a certain something.

[03:26:32] Wrong.

[03:26:32] Can you get me some headwear that matches my current outfit?

[03:26:35] Brother, you're looking absolutely perfect as is.

[03:26:39] I guess I'll keep wearing this.

[03:26:41] Thanks.

[03:26:44] Why are all the people with the perfect looks are like I want to mix up my look?

[03:26:47] Bro, you look like you.

[03:26:55] I'm some loco-moco.

[03:26:56] That's too much for me right now.

[03:26:58] That's fair, it's probably like 1400 calories.

[03:27:04] Fuck it, that's some perfidu- perfidu- perfidu-

[03:27:06] Yum.

[03:27:11] Weren't you the same with the mustache?

[03:27:13] The mustache ruined my life, bro.

[03:27:21] It's gonna become his favorite food.

[03:27:22] Oh my god, I have $1200!

[03:27:25] Daniel's got let's go. He's got what do you do for work?

[03:27:41] Gotta think about this. He does say you please.

[03:27:44] He says, uh, Derrick, you sweats when angry sweats.

[03:27:57] My man, he does say my man.

[03:28:04] When happy, he does say life is bliss.

[03:28:10] My...

[03:28:14] My...

[03:28:17] My...

[03:28:19] My...

[03:28:22] Appreciate where we are.

[03:28:24] My name.

[03:28:29] But then he also, Dan also says my guy.

[03:28:33] He has a, and my man and my guy, and this is why English is such a difficult language to learn how to speak fluently.

[03:28:39] I always wanted to say my man is the sentence that you just said implies that you have had sexual intercourse

[03:28:45] my guy is like he is his bar of

[03:28:50] Affection for you has diminished what you have just said has done has made him a little bit angry and taken away one of his spirit hearts

[03:28:58] So he is saying okay my guy

[03:29:02] What are you talking about bro my man

[03:29:05] Am I the only person here who understands what my man is?

[03:29:10] My man is what the person just said means that they may have had sexual intercourse in their

[03:29:18] life.

[03:29:19] If you have been watching Daniel and you've been hearing my man and going like, that means

[03:29:24] that they're close friends, you don't know what you're talking about.

[03:29:29] You've been missing out.

[03:29:30] I wouldn't even call it subtext.

[03:29:31] I think that's doing it a little bit of a disservice.

[03:29:34] That was so trinity.

[03:29:40] You literally just need dessert.

[03:29:42] Trinity, you just need some olives.

[03:29:50] That's literally, you might say this isn't matrix food.

[03:29:52] Oh yeah?

[03:29:53] Well then why is it black and green?

[03:29:59] She didn't like olives?

[03:30:00] Okay, well that's a fucking first

[03:30:07] Fuck it, I'm not giving you perfidu-rolls. They don't have perfidu-rolls on the Nebuchadnezzar. Just give you a little head rub

[03:30:15] It's okay. It works

[03:30:20] Please fucking misogynistic that that worked

[03:30:26] She feeling better

[03:30:30] better. You giving Bobby any songs yet? Bob Dylan, sometimes when he finishes a sentence

[03:30:37] he does say everybody must get stoned. Which I think is awesome.

[03:30:46] Okay, Polly. Polly still hasn't met almost anybody, even in the La Casa. I don't think

[03:31:03] Polly Walnuts have you met Chad? Wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck that, Polly Walnuts, get

[03:31:08] Gator old ass out of here.

[03:31:12] Yeah, by it's it's it's called the Pocari sweat teats in Japanese Gatorade. She's about to propose to Connor McDavid.

[03:31:26] Oh no, he died.

[03:31:28] That clown looks just like Connor McDavid.

[03:31:32] I like Lexic.

[03:31:38] Hey Connor um it seems like you got a love interest on the island you got any

[03:31:43] uh any insight on what your strategy is gonna be when you you have your match

[03:31:48] with Amy Blue later tonight yeah I'm thinking we're gonna get Dixie and Deep

[03:31:52] uh you know no she lost her peloton

[03:31:59] Where could it be?

[03:32:03] Want some help looking for it?

[03:32:05] Yes, the guy we needed.

[03:32:06] I would appreciate that.

[03:32:08] It's pretty precious to me.

[03:32:17] Is this it?

[03:32:21] Thank you.

[03:32:23] Try to be careful with it.

[03:32:24] Okay.

[03:32:26] I'll take good care of it.

[03:32:29] Brogers did a George Costanza. He'd left something at her house so that he would have an excuse

[03:32:37] to go back and pick it up. We gotta advance this Connor McDavid Amy Blue situation here

[03:32:43] because I think Connor's clueless man. Connor McDavid loves American gay independent cinema.

[03:32:58] Of course he knows Amy Blue from the Doom generation.

[03:33:13] You know we got multiple beach landries, Bob.

[03:33:20] This is so real. I love how it says he's explaining and she's the one talking.

[03:33:24] You're crazy for that one, Nintendo. You're crazy. You ain't wrong, but you're crazy for that one.

[03:33:35] This is so real. Everyone else is out, like, having social dilemmas and shit. We're just inside shit. What's going on?

[03:33:43] Good day at school?

[03:33:49] Try not to hate me, Buck.

[03:33:51] I lost the book you lit me honey oh no what you can't get up on me

[03:34:03] I've been thinking, and I just have to say, it's been wonderful living with you, daddy!

[03:34:10] YAY!

[03:34:12] A private file for sure, sure.

[03:34:16] From a private account, I can't read a private file.

[03:34:18] I can't tell if they were gonna kill me or not.

[03:34:20] That's a dub.

[03:34:21] Be honest with me.

[03:34:23] You like me, right?

[03:34:25] Yes. We're married. I love you.

[03:34:29] Sorry, so it doesn't need to be reassured.

[03:34:31] I'm not a private file for you.

[03:34:32] I'm not a private file for you.

[03:34:33] I'm not a private file for you.

[03:34:34] I'm not a private file for you.

[03:34:35] I'm not a private file for you.

[03:34:36] I need to come clean about something.

[03:34:37] Oh, shit.

[03:34:38] I broke one of Daddy's imported.

[03:34:40] Handcrafted.

[03:34:41] Jewel-encrusted plate.

[03:34:42] You fucking what?

[03:34:45] That's always on your ears, bad lad.

[03:34:47] Not that you can't have.

[03:34:48] My jewel-encrusted flatware?

[03:34:54] Water under the bridge, no use crying over spilled milk.

[03:34:57] You have to pour the pond art.

[03:34:58] I can't stick on there with this one.

[03:35:00] Chad, how you doing? I've been ignoring you for a bit here.

[03:35:03] Huh?

[03:35:03] Houses looking nice.

[03:35:05] Right.

[03:35:06] Right.

[03:35:06] Yeah, that's facts.

[03:35:08] I know me.

[03:35:09] Mmm sounds like a you problem honestly

[03:35:14] Um, you know what let's see what we got going well

[03:35:21] You know what I got some we need to get more matrix rule that's for sure

[03:35:26] I have 20 bowls of that so trinity's

[03:35:29] Good to go. There's some yakitori yesterday. What else we got here. I know you chat you would love

[03:35:37] of Korean foods that are essentially made for the internet.

[03:35:44] Like, I know you would go fucking crazy for some bulgogi.

[03:35:48] I know you would fucking go ate shit over some fried spring rolls and shit like that.

[03:35:53] What else you got?

[03:35:56] Like some shit that...

[03:35:58] Basically like some junk food from another country,

[03:36:01] but the internet has tricked you into believing that it's like

[03:36:05] from that country eat for every meal,

[03:36:07] even though they eat it like once a month,

[03:36:08] because if they ate it for every meal,

[03:36:10] they would have a heart attack and die.

[03:36:14] I know you're gonna go fucking crazy over this yaki-tori,

[03:36:17] which is fair.

[03:36:23] It is really good.

[03:36:25] No, they don't really care.

[03:36:26] Butter cookie and yummy cake are your favorite foods.

[03:36:29] Okay.

[03:36:31] Macbos are all fucked up, man.

[03:36:33] I feel like chat IRL very divided on sparkling water

[03:36:39] Why am I wearing a suit cuz I'm streaming bro

[03:36:49] Controversial sparkling water take okay

[03:36:53] I like the plain sparkling water more. I know it's kind of crazy. It took me a while to get there

[03:36:58] Don't get me wrong Amy blue is always having some kind of fucking crash out, man

[03:37:03] Kind of true to the movie too.

[03:37:06] Fancy a round of poke the ferris wheel.

[03:37:08] Is that a euphemism, Polly?

[03:37:10] Poke the ferris wheel with just the right amount of power to make the knees gondola stop at the bottom?

[03:37:15] Poke the ferris wheel two times, and make my gondolas stop at the very bottom.

[03:37:22] You can hold down the A button to put more power into your poke. Let's give this a...

[03:37:26] Okay.

[03:37:28] I would like to not poke it at all.

[03:37:37] Give it one last poke.

[03:37:41] Or should I give it a really really hard poke?

[03:37:48] YES!

[03:37:55] I knew you couldn't do it.

[03:37:59] Give me a cat for the data or a buff. I'm begging you.

[03:38:01] Congratulations, you won.

[03:38:05] Time.

[03:38:09] Picky Bank.

[03:38:10] Picky Bank could be nice. I already got the other two anyway.

[03:38:16] So are you like God here?

[03:38:18] Yeah, somewhere like between God and like that one nosy friend

[03:38:22] friend who's always trying to set you up with like a person that they know they're

[03:38:27] always dropping into your MSN messenger and being like hey you should totally

[03:38:31] talk to this person and then you gotta be like why this is a story from the

[03:38:35] eighth grade and then they they're always like no reason

[03:38:44] She thinks she's Kathy.

[03:38:49] I'm feeling all over the place right now.

[03:38:53] You know what?

[03:38:55] Oh shit.

[03:39:05] Works every time, man.

[03:39:11] I think you would love pizza.

[03:39:14] Yeah.

[03:39:14] Amy, have you had pizza?

[03:39:22] More quiche coated.

[03:39:24] Why does Dan have so many ultra friends?

[03:39:27] He's a personable guy.

[03:39:33] Now, honestly, I'm kind of running out

[03:39:35] of stuff that I know about Amy Blue from the Doom

[03:39:38] generation.

[03:39:39] I mean, the movie's only, it's like 86 minutes long

[03:39:43] or something like that.

[03:39:48] At this point, we gotta, like now it is fan fiction.

[03:39:55] I have absolutely no idea.

[03:39:57] You can kick her off the island?

[03:39:58] Bro, that's just Connor McDavid's Oshie or whatever,

[03:40:01] like Vice Versa.

[03:40:09] I'll tell you one thing. She gets angry? Oh, we already have.

[03:40:22] Yeah, yeah, that's how she walks. That's absolutely how she walks.

[03:40:33] I feel like I'm getting closer to the light, really.

[03:40:39] Please give me something.

[03:40:42] Give me the option to spend some money to refresh my soul.

[03:40:46] Some breaking news.

[03:40:48] We've just received some wonderful news.

[03:40:51] An event is being held in honor of brother and to celebrate 50 boosts to island resident's happiness levels.

[03:40:57] Let's go live to the event.

[03:41:02] Wait, wait!

[03:41:05] It's so real that they got Bob in the Marathas, man.

[03:41:15] Yeti, this is the type of shit he was getting up to, rather, romance in the lingo.

[03:41:21] No!

[03:41:24] Gold trophy?

[03:41:28] What a wonderful performance.

[03:41:30] And a remarkable way to express appreciation for...

[03:41:34] It's kind of giving like North Korea news broadcast vibes like I'm just here to watch the news

[03:41:39] I don't want to turn on the news and they're like by the way glory to brother or whatever, but

[03:41:43] Me it's nice to be noticed I guess

[03:41:50] Hey, good afternoon

[03:41:53] He does have to say pucks in deep man

[03:41:56] I'm scared to ask this question. If you were to describe the real me, what kind of person would I be?

[03:42:08] Let's see, the kind of person the real Connor McDavid is, is an amazing, an Amazon delivery,

[03:42:31] amazing? A future Vancouver Canuck. Now be careful what you wish for. 44 year old

[03:42:40] Connor McDavid has now joined the Vancouver Canucks. You are an amazing hockey player.

[03:42:46] there's no doubt about that amazing hockey player an amazing hockey player huh

[03:43:00] yeah that's fair okay modest

[03:43:07] Imodest ass

[03:43:12] Still got some profiteroles in the tummy

[03:43:14] Whoa

[03:43:15] Whoa

[03:43:17] Whoa, why is it kind of baby girl? I think Connor is kind of baby girl to be honest with you a

[03:43:26] Yummy cake has gone viral globally

[03:43:31] Friends me talking to you. Oh, did you see that yummy cake? It's nice to meet you

[03:43:35] My name is Connor McDavit.

[03:43:38] Hello there, Connor McDavit. I'm known as Trinity.

[03:43:47] He's bragging about how good he is at things in general.

[03:43:51] Bro, she's not going to be receptive to that. She knows kung fu.

[03:43:59] They are both competent. They can bond over how they both have a certain degree of professional competency.

[03:44:05] She could literally download his hockey skills wait that's fucking true why didn't instead

[03:44:17] of betraying himself to the agents why didn't cipher just become fucking awesome at like

[03:44:22] basketball and then go to the NBA your man I mean like half the day he'd still be on

[03:44:30] the Nebuchadnezzar or whatever but whenever he wanted he could just pull up into the

[03:44:33] Matrix drops 60 on the bulls or something like that because of the red pill he can

[03:44:42] still go to the Matrix he just has to take a phone he could take a phone call

[03:44:47] to the Matrix bro

[03:44:50] Yeah, it's going to be island landscaping for sure.

[03:45:07] He would not drop 60 on the 90s bulls.

[03:45:09] Bro, he's in the matrix.

[03:45:15] He could make Michael Jordan's like pants fall down and then instead of like a penis

[03:45:19] he just has like action figure type torso where it's just like two lines where his legs go into like his torso and

[03:45:28] Then everyone would be like what the fuck?

[03:45:31] Michael Jordan's pants fell off and he's just he's got like nothing down there. He's got nothing down there

[03:45:38] He could never be as as masculine as cipher

[03:45:43] He couldn't drop 60 bro, he could drop 90 if he wanted

[03:45:46] He could be the next Pat Bev sure man, whatever

[03:46:08] That's real

[03:46:10] Chad, do you think it's good for our society that anytime there's like media where an adult

[03:46:19] interacts with a child in any way?

[03:46:22] Chad just says, monkey-ess over and over.

[03:46:25] Everything that possibly you're part of the problem.

[03:46:28] Yeah, it's really weird.

[03:46:32] Everything you're partly responsible, you share some ownership of the fact that we

[03:46:36] live in a low trust society where everybody like assumes the worst.

[03:46:40] at all times

[03:46:44] I was talking about it in Japan with another dad and I was like, you know, North America's so fucked

[03:46:50] If you're ever at the playground and like somebody comes over to use the pull-up bar

[03:46:54] They immediately come over to you and go hey, hey, I'm an adult. I'm at the playground. I'm not doing anything weird

[03:46:59] I'm just using the pull-up bar. I'm just here to use the pull-up bar and then you got to be like, yeah, dude

[03:47:04] It's literally fine. That's what the pull-up bar is there for is for adults to do like, you know pull-up side

[03:47:10] It's crazy to me, man.

[03:47:19] We need exercise parks.

[03:47:22] We need bamboo boxes for everybody, man.

[03:47:27] What did the other guy say?

[03:47:28] Well, he lives in Japan.

[03:47:29] But he went, really?

[03:47:31] That's fucked up.

[03:47:35] Austin.

[03:47:40] He's sick of your shit, bro.

[03:47:42] You know, he's fucking done with you, man.

[03:47:46] You're not reading the vibe.

[03:47:48] I can't get Connor McDame it out of my head.

[03:47:57] Well, go talk to him, girl.

[03:47:59] Hey.

[03:48:00] Hey.

[03:48:03] He's so weird.

[03:48:04] I don't like Austin Powers anymore, man.

[03:48:08] He's lecherous.

[03:48:09] You're so blue. Amy blue from the boom generation. This is not him. He would go over and go.

[03:48:21] He would say something like double entendre or something like that. He would say a double

[03:48:29] entendre. He's not a creep in this. He's not like clandestinely spying on ladies like

[03:48:36] In Revenge of the Nerds or something like that?

[03:48:38] Yeah, baby.

[03:48:43] He did say, yeah, baby.

[03:48:44] He's getting his mojo back.

[03:48:45] What did she say?

[03:48:47] She said, I want to try hopping into the discord.

[03:48:49] Amy, you have to talk to him.

[03:48:53] You have to tell him how you feel.

[03:48:56] Ah, Connor McDavid.

[03:48:58] Looking lovely as ever.

[03:49:02] Um.

[03:49:02] She literally just saved the admin to know everything.

[03:49:15] Crushing.

[03:49:16] Isn't she fucking in love with him?

[03:49:30] What do you mean crushing?

[03:49:31] She's been seeing them in the clouds and shit.

[03:49:38] That's interesting. That's an interesting sentence probably.

[03:49:42] Bob is eating it up. I mean they were both born in like 1939, so that makes a lot of sense.

[03:49:47] Don't allow a plane to be swept to the weather.

[03:49:50] Don't allow a vehicle to be swept to the weather.

[03:49:56] Not Trinity, that's real.

[03:49:57] Wait, Bob Dylan in the Japanese kindergarten,

[03:50:00] now if it kind of goes crazy.

[03:50:02] But I fucking hate Austin Powers in the Phil Spencer loadout, man.

[03:50:08] That looks so bad.

[03:50:10] Austin Powers with the pre-distressed jeans.

[03:50:14] That's really easy.

[03:50:15] Yes, baby.

[03:50:17] Yes, baby. I know what you're wondering.

[03:50:22] Everybody in the audience, are you having fun?

[03:50:25] I just have one question for you.

[03:50:27] Shall we shag now or shag later?

[03:50:32] I know what you're wondering. Do I make you horny?

[03:50:35] Do I make you randy, baby?

[03:50:39] It's just a bit of how's your father.

[03:50:42] Richie Cannonbopper, ma'am, she's really monopolizing the conversation about them.

[03:50:46] Good afternoon, Richie Tuneba.

[03:50:48] Good afternoon, Kate.

[03:50:50] And the Norse too.

[03:50:52] Congratulations.

[03:51:02] Hmm hmm.

[03:51:04] I've just never seen anybody on the fair, sweet man.

[03:51:06] I think they're trying to tell me, hey, don't play any more Tomodachi Life.

[03:51:09] Nothing's happening.

[03:51:10] You've played four hours straight of Tomodachi Life.

[03:51:12] Fuck it, I'll keep playing, bro.

[03:51:14] This just means we gotta add one more individual.

[03:51:16] We gotta add another motherfucker, man.

[03:51:23] I think AVGN would be perfect, and he has so many catchphrases.

[03:51:27] AVGN would be a perfect addition to the islands.

[03:51:35] What about someone you know, IRL?

[03:51:37] after AVGN. Now what what AVGN are we gonna add? Because there's so many different. Oh

[03:51:52] I think this one will work. We're gonna... We're definitely not gonna save it as a webp.

[03:51:59] I'm going to grab that right there.

[03:52:09] WebP, what were they thinking?

[03:52:15] What's wrong with the JPEG?

[03:52:19] This is ABGN, I'm going to call it ABGN cool just to gas them up a little bit.

[03:52:29] Now this is the only problem with taking a screenshot of a PNG is that it has the PNG

[03:52:40] grid in the back.

[03:52:41] But you know what?

[03:52:42] I hope you'll forgive me that.

[03:52:43] Okay.

[03:52:44] Now this is pretty much perfect.

[03:52:49] His head is kind of like that.

[03:52:55] And then there's absolutely no question.

[03:52:58] he has glasses. Come on get off of the computer! And his glasses are like this but smaller and

[03:53:11] like the frames are a lot thinner.

[03:53:17] Even smaller than that.

[03:53:19] I've got to flatten them yes that's it you think it's 3-1 these are almost like

[03:53:39] too nerdy man like I don't I don't want to do a mad dirty

[03:53:48] wears him slightly low because he's saying some shit like perhaps a little

[03:53:54] sodium chloride next time and then he's kind of rocking like this bad boy

[03:53:59] Oh, that's way too bold, this for ABGM.

[03:54:05] Mouth is a gimme, though.

[03:54:10] Like, I almost think we almost got it perfect

[03:54:12] right off the bat.

[03:54:21] Five-one on the nose.

[03:54:23] You almost sound like Liz Faire.

[03:54:25] That's pretty fucking good.

[03:54:32] That's really good.

[03:54:34] We want to make sure he's wearing the nose, and the nose isn't wearing him, you know?

[03:54:42] The hair is all fucked up.

[03:54:44] The hair is like...

[03:54:45] That's pretty good.

[03:54:46] That's pretty good.

[03:54:54] It's a little darker though.

[03:55:02] That's red.

[03:55:04] It's not that dark.

[03:55:07] It's not that brown.

[03:55:09] That might be exactly the same, but that's pretty much it.

[03:55:14] That kind of captures the spirit of the ABGN a little bit more.

[03:55:30] This re- I don't know man, I gotta think about it, three, two, wait, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT

[03:55:40] a minute. It's it's something in three. Let's put it that way. This is a little

[03:55:53] maybe it's not that forehead focused. Maybe that's okay. I think it might be three one

[03:56:00] man. I think 3-1 evokes the the image a little better. Can you change the bangs?

[03:56:11] You know what? I suppose I could. I suppose I could change the bangs to be a

[03:56:16] little bit more. But then I got to change the back too. The back doesn't

[03:56:21] really matter. The bangs matter a lot. God that's really bad. You know what, I think

[03:56:38] I know myself. We don't need to sit here and waste our time. What happened to my

[03:56:48] three two because now three two has him looking fresh as fuck man that's my my

[03:56:55] three two has changed and now now he looks fucking awesome

[03:57:03] oh here we are this is my old three all right I think I can live with this but

[03:57:10] But I think, honestly, if you have brown hair, don't listen to this, okay?

[03:57:17] Wait, that's so much better.

[03:57:20] If you have brown hair, don't listen to this.

[03:57:23] But in the game, it's just better to make it.

[03:57:25] It's not that.

[03:57:28] It's not that.

[03:57:32] But there needs to be like a darker brown, like that, maybe that's the play.

[03:57:46] Okay, mouth needs to be bigger, because his discontent is like, is very well-known, but

[03:57:57] And it's thinner too, but bigger, but thicker, but not that thick, but like, no, that's just,

[03:58:08] that's quite chungus, um, he does need some probability.

[03:58:14] You know what else is going to bring this together?

[03:58:18] We might as well just put this on right now.

[03:58:21] this dude like a it's got to be one of the chins and it's got to be because we're

[03:58:30] basically for the bottom half of the face and he was going for this so I

[03:58:34] don't feel bad saying it we're going for Muppet and I think it's this one I think

[03:58:39] this one's a little bit more Muppet. And then we definitely want to change the eyebrows.

[03:58:56] The eyebrows are going to be pretty standard eyebrows, but with a hint of iron in them.

[03:59:04] and then lowering them will get the point across.

[03:59:09] Okay.

[03:59:13] It's a myth.

[03:59:14] It turns out when you change someone's facial features,

[03:59:16] they look a little different.

[03:59:18] Has anyone else ever thought of this?

[03:59:23] Try two-two, but this is good.

[03:59:26] Wait, but that's better.

[03:59:29] And then not quite so angry.

[03:59:31] I mean...

[03:59:34] No, that's just distressed. He's got to be angrier.

[03:59:41] That's really fucking good.

[03:59:46] Can I say something? He might be a little...

[03:59:48] He might be a little too angry.

[03:59:53] He looks perturbed.

[03:59:55] Perturbed? You think we need to go one... one step further?

[04:00:01] Oh, that's too angry, though.

[04:00:04] I think that's too angry at this point he's positively irate I think it's that

[04:00:12] man I also think there's a chance you could just run the depressed video game

[04:00:20] nerd. Now that's a relatable character. Nah man, that ain't it. I think that, I mean I

[04:00:39] think this is really good. Even though this isn't, like I can't help but feel that you

[04:00:47] You are of the impression, wait, this doesn't look exactly like the picture.

[04:00:51] Yeah, but the picture is just one of the many ways that this guy has looked.

[04:00:55] We need to make a me that looks like him from any angle.

[04:01:02] We don't need to make one that looks like the picture.

[04:01:04] We need to make one that evokes the spirit of him.

[04:01:07] And I think this is the spirit, man.

[04:01:13] Now I'll say it, he needs ears and he needs ears because it will highlight the glasses.

[04:01:28] He needs these, they need to be slightly bigger, they need to be higher, these look

[04:01:43] a nerdy you're already and then the glasses need to be one lower please but

[04:01:56] before you get married to the glasses let's rent the eyes I'm a big fan of

[04:02:02] these ones just

[04:02:13] That's the Furious Gamer, he is positive, this is the kind of gamer who is like sending

[04:02:26] you death threats.

[04:02:28] This guy is just like, I'm not happy with the game's patch, the game's newest patch

[04:02:35] is not to my liking.

[04:02:37] This guy is like, I'm going to kill you.

[04:02:40] But it's not even like you can't even control the position of your eyes on your face man

[04:02:46] That's not fair. The apoplectic Gavir

[04:02:54] That's too far

[04:02:59] Mostly still just sad wait

[04:03:03] No, it's not it's not capturing what I'm looking for yet. That's too angry. This might be it.

[04:03:22] This might be exactly what I'm looking for. This is like it's somewhere in between angry

[04:03:30] disappointed and then without a doubt first off he's so tired of this shit

[04:03:38] it's a shitload of fuck and he's not afraid to say it somebody's got to hold

[04:03:43] these game devs accountable not too tired he's still he's got a certain

[04:03:49] You do have to go.

[04:04:02] So I don't feel like he looks that angry anymore.

[04:04:05] He's lost some of the anger.

[04:04:16] this just kind of looks like a oh he got it back he got it back but now he's too now he's too

[04:04:24] Fucking angry man.

[04:04:34] WAIT!

[04:04:43] And then the glass is one bigger.

[04:04:54] Chad, I think we might have fucking nailed it.

[04:05:00] Like this is him.

[04:05:03] Maybe just a little.

[04:05:14] I think this is really good.

[04:05:19] Is there anything else I could be looking at here?

[04:05:23] your mouth could be better

[04:05:28] I feel like the mouth is doing a lot right now

[04:05:36] you think like that two one upside down

[04:05:43] Wait, this is the twisted video game nerd.

[04:05:53] Okay, it's Adolf Hitler again.

[04:06:01] Every single time you guys try to tell me to change the mouth, you just had me like

[04:06:06] make Hitler from base principles.

[04:06:09] It still looks like Hitler a little bit, even with now it looks like it shaved Hitler.

[04:06:35] the Resolute Video Game Nerd.

[04:06:47] Nah, that's pretty good. That might be it.

[04:06:55] James Rolf has 5-8 energy.

[04:07:05] His name is the...

[04:07:16] He introduces himself as the angry video game nerd.

[04:07:18] That's the important part.

[04:07:22] He's tall as fuck.

[04:07:24] Hi, my game.

[04:07:27] Angry video.

[04:07:31] video. Okay, well then it's simple. He introduces himself as AVGM.

[04:07:51] My name is ABG. My name is ABG.

[04:07:54] But...

[04:07:56] He says it.

[04:07:59] The...

[04:08:00] Angry...

[04:08:05] Video.

[04:08:06] Play through space in it!

[04:08:11] Video.

[04:08:15] Then maybe manually go down to space.

[04:08:18] No?

[04:08:19] how did they fuck up the keyboard man cuz it does like kind of auto-complete but

[04:08:27] you if you hit the space bar it just puts the word there with no space which

[04:08:33] is not obviously that's not what you want bro you need to get some competent

[04:08:36] user stories in your product testing pipeline my name is the angry video game

[04:08:46] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:08:50] Okay, that's good.

[04:08:53] He's a male.

[04:08:55] I'm gonna say he's probably born in like...

[04:08:58] I had to guess.

[04:09:00] I bet you were born in 1981.

[04:09:06] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:09:09] It's nice to meet you.

[04:09:11] Today is April 20th.

[04:09:13] He took his damn DL. Wait? Wait did I…?

[04:09:18] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

[04:09:20] Hehehehehe!

[04:09:23] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

[04:09:29] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

[04:09:36] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd you!

[04:09:40] My name is the Angry Video Gamer Jew.

[04:09:47] Whatever that's gonna happen.

[04:09:48] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:09:54] I'm hearing things that ain't there.

[04:09:55] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:09:57] He talks really fast.

[04:09:58] Yes.

[04:09:59] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:10:00] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:10:02] Yes.

[04:10:03] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:10:04] But he gets really angry.

[04:10:05] He talks really fast.

[04:10:06] Today is April 21st, 2026.

[04:10:10] So... How does this point,

[04:10:39] My name is The Angry Video Gang0r, My name is The Angry Video Gang0r.

[04:10:50] It's nice to meet you.

[04:11:00] My name is The Angry Video Gang0r.

[04:11:07] My-

[04:11:08] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:11] My name is the Angry

[04:11:12] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:14] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:16] I'm getting further and further away

[04:11:17] My name

[04:11:19] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:21] beers我不能卖2026

[04:11:22] Nothing special

[04:11:23] Today is April 21st 2026

[04:11:27] So

[04:11:27] I know we've got his fucking outfit on the island too

[04:11:30] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:32] It's

[04:11:32] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:35] My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

[04:11:37] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:11:40] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:11:43] It's nice to meet you.

[04:11:47] Wait!

[04:11:47] It's nice to meet you.

[04:11:49] Today is April 21st, 2020.

[04:11:51] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:11:52] My name...

[04:11:54] My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

[04:11:55] It's nice to meet you.

[04:11:57] Today is April 21st, 2020.

[04:11:59] It's like a tattoo to rolling rock diarrhea dunk in my mouth.

[04:12:04] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:06] It's not my name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:08] It's my name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:10] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:12] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:14] It's nice to meet you.

[04:12:16] Today is my name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:18] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:20] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:22] My name is the angry video game nerd.

[04:12:24] That's good enough.

[04:12:26] It's nice to meet you.

[04:12:28] Is movement?

[04:12:30] I'm gonna say he's moving pretty normal.

[04:12:32] I'm gonna say he's moving pretty normal.

[04:12:34] Well, that's why I trust him more than Game Reviewers

[04:12:37] is because he's honest.

[04:12:39] His energy,

[04:12:42] I gotta say his energy,

[04:12:44] his thinking is very serious.

[04:12:46] Part of the humor is that he's very serious

[04:12:49] about silly stuff.

[04:12:52] And overall, I'd say he's fairly quirky for sure.

[04:12:56] But like the world would be a better place

[04:12:57] if there were more guys like him.

[04:13:00] And then

[04:13:02] Got a fairly flat demeanor, I would say, unless something really pisses him off.

[04:13:11] Intelligent and not afraid to show it, knowledgeable in a wide range of subjects, answers with confidence.

[04:13:18] I nailed his personality.

[04:13:26] Where the hell are you going to live, man?

[04:13:28] I mean, I don't really want the ABGN living next to me.

[04:13:32] He's like, you know he's gonna be recording that all hours of the night

[04:13:39] Be out here like trying to sleep it's like a diarrhea cockatoo dude fuck it's like a fucking it's like a bulls

[04:13:48] Grotem all we're scraping across my decroded anus, you know, you're gonna be come on man. Keep it down over there

[04:13:58] Whatever welcome to the neighborhood

[04:14:02] Um, hey, you must be brother. It's nice to meet you. My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[04:14:10] I'm an ambitious rogue. My friends mean the world to me, and I also like to do things on my own sometimes.

[04:14:17] Thanks in advance for looking after me here.

[04:14:24] My friends mean the world to me is crazy.

[04:14:28] Okay, step one, I mean, I know exactly what kind of shirt you're wearing.

[04:14:36] This is a classic long sleeve basic dress shirt situation.

[04:14:41] The situation ever called for a basic dress shirt it was now.

[04:14:46] What about, I don't think I've ever, I think you're wearing some khakis if I had to guess.

[04:14:50] Seems like the type of fellow that could be wearing some chinos.

[04:14:55] Or some cargo pants to be fair.

[04:15:02] Let's go with some classic chinos.

[04:15:08] And then I'm going to say, he strikes me as the kind of guy that pairs black socks with

[04:15:15] brown sneakers.

[04:15:22] would be don't have really brown sneakers here. Can we give him brown business?

[04:15:27] Those are strappy pumps, bro. He ain't equipped for all that right now. Where's

[04:15:30] the business shoes? I mean, I'll be fucked if this isn't the AVGM fit, man.

[04:15:39] I think this might be fucking absolutely perfect.

[04:15:52] This is really good, man.

[04:15:57] No, wait, wait, he's gotta tuck it in!

[04:16:00] You gotta tuck it in!

[04:16:03] Don't blame me!

[04:16:04] You're the one who picked the outfit, bro!

[04:16:12] How do we get him to tuck this shit in?

[04:16:17] Um...

[04:16:19] Something unique.

[04:16:21] Then why?

[04:16:22] You're just, thank you for saving my life.

[04:16:27] That's it!

[04:16:37] And then...

[04:16:40] Hello.

[04:16:41] Now, I don't think I have chicken and rice.

[04:16:44] I'm sorry to say.

[04:16:48] I feel like you would really,

[04:16:50] I have I have yakitori that's chicken and I have bulgogi which I think it

[04:16:57] kind of sounds like bowl and you love to say bowl. He needs roadkill skog.

[04:17:07] You liked it.

[04:17:10] I'd say it's your favorite food, bro.

[04:17:17] Actually, I guarantee, somebody pull up a gif of AVGN eating popcorn.

[04:17:33] He's not even close to that one, man.

[04:17:39] Can I say something as well with this fellow right here?

[04:17:45] I've made a grievous error.

[04:17:49] His glasses need to be one size smaller.

[04:17:52] Hey, Spencer Brave, thank you for the gifted subscriptions.

[04:17:54] You got any strong opinions on the size of AVGN's glasses?

[04:17:57] You've earned it.

[04:17:59] That's so much better.

[04:18:01] Honestly, that really ties it together.

[04:18:11] I think his skin needs to be just a little bit more red.

[04:18:14] Like his blood pressure's a little higher.

[04:18:22] Thank you again, Spencer Brave, thank you.

[04:18:28] Like he's not quite Pauli Walnutz.

[04:18:30] Oh, it's him!

[04:18:35] It is a little Peter Griffin.

[04:18:39] But it's not my fault that this dude dresses like Peter Griffin, man.

[04:18:43] Like, that's his fault.

[04:18:44] I didn't- don't be mad at me.

[04:18:46] I didn't do that. He did that.

[04:18:51] We do need Jeremy Irons from Margin Call.

[04:18:54] Explain it to me as if I were a five-year-old child or a golden retriever.

[04:19:00] I promise you I wasn't put in this position for my intelligence.

[04:19:03] He's always saying some shit like that.

[04:19:09] Dude, one thing's for sure.

[04:19:10] David had Jeremy talking like Joel at the end of Dead Ringers.

[04:19:14] Ro was like,

[04:19:15] Ellie?

[04:19:16] Ellie?

[04:19:17] Ellie?

[04:19:18] You know what I'm saying?

[04:19:24] I'm fucking cracked at this man.

[04:19:30] No, man. You haven't seen Dead Ringers. It's one of my five stars on Letterbox from this year.

[04:19:38] I knew you could do it.

[04:19:43] I should put Bev and Ellie on the island.

[04:19:47] In the gynecological surgery fit that looks like it's from Gary Oldman's Bram Stoker's

[04:19:54] Is Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula?

[04:19:56] Oh, can't forget the Bev, that's true.

[04:20:01] Kitty Kent?

[04:20:02] Paper airplane?

[04:20:03] Apocatoo!

[04:20:04] Dude, what do you want me to say?

[04:20:18] We captured his fucking essence in a single image.

[04:20:23] perfect. The Amy Blue is desperately in love with Connor McDavid. Connor McDavid is just like,

[04:20:37] damn, nature's crazy. Connor McDavid, Amy Blue, I'm sick to my stomach how much I love this guy.

[04:20:47] Conor McDavid side story. I have a sausage in my pocket

[04:20:58] Um

[04:21:03] I want to be friends with Conor McDavid. Everybody must get stoned

[04:21:09] What should we talk about? Oh, shit

[04:21:12] What's your, what's your Bob Dylan and Connor McDavid talk about?

[04:21:21] Hmm, that's interesting.

[04:21:23] Something else for sure.

[04:21:26] Topic they should talk about is, ah, that's very interesting.

[04:21:36] I have absolutely no idea.

[04:21:41] They could talk about the Hurricanes.

[04:21:49] They would both agree that the Hurricanes are pretty good.

[04:22:00] Hurricanes.

[04:22:01] Got it.

[04:22:02] I'll go talk to him about Hurricanes.

[04:22:06] Everybody must get stoned.

[04:22:10] The blues would also be fucking good damn Connor mcdavid

[04:22:20] Do you feel like talking about

[04:22:25] Hurricanes

[04:22:28] Tell me Bob Dylan did you see that report on TV? Yes, I did there was a double o t man hurricanes

[04:22:36] Of course I saw it. I've been itching to talk to someone about it. Everybody must get stoned.

[04:22:43] I was fascinated. Plus, I've been wanting to talk with someone about hurricanes.

[04:22:53] You might even see him at the finals, man.

[04:22:55] So, let's be friends, and then we'll talk about it.

[04:22:57] If you're lucky, you can mix it up as you lose to Carolina in the finals.

[04:23:00] Fastly different than losing to Florida.

[04:23:05] Why is McDavid so robotic?

[04:23:11] Because he's a hockey player giving an interview.

[04:23:13] Well, obviously,

[04:23:21] Obviously

[04:23:27] You'll like Bob Dylan would call him Mick Jesus

[04:23:35] He's really good at hockey I think this nickname sucks I'm just gonna say it like it

[04:23:39] Hey, mess Jesus mess Jesus

[04:23:42] Yes!

[04:23:46] Mess Jesus! How goes good? Mess Jesus! Want to hang out?

[04:23:58] Mac?

[04:24:03] Jesus.

[04:24:06] Don't say Jesus, man.

[04:24:08] Hey, map Jesus, long time no see.

[04:24:13] That's good enough.

[04:24:14] I'm gonna be honest with you, man, I think you would just call him Bob Dylan.

[04:24:27] Maybe just Bob?

[04:24:35] hockey players are always calling them like they're like I got a crazy nickname

[04:24:40] for you what if we just took your last name and put like her at the end that's

[04:24:48] That's Dilly.

[04:24:49] Y'all, you would call him Dilly!

[04:24:53] Actually, Dillsie!

[04:24:58] Dillsie is even better!

[04:25:03] Dillsie, I want to hang out.

[04:25:07] Looks like Mac Jesus and I are friends.

[04:25:10] Thanks to Veracains, everybody must get stoned.

[04:25:14] Seems like I can have a fun chat with Delsie.

[04:25:19] Dude, the island is getting so fucking contextualized.

[04:25:24] And they're fully formed individuals.

[04:25:28] He says some other shit, man.

[04:25:31] Problems, stuff that he's been saying.

[04:25:35] Kind of shit.

[04:25:40] Better think about it.

[04:25:42] He is saying a hard reign is going to fall.

[04:25:47] He is saying a hard reign is going to fall.

[04:25:52] He is saying don't think twice, he's alright.

[04:25:56] He is saying how does it feel?

[04:26:05] I wish I could just get him to play the harmonica as a touch phrase.

[04:26:12] I'm I'm searching and I'm racking my brain right now

[04:26:22] I've got a when angry

[04:26:29] When angry

[04:26:33] Your

[04:26:38] On idiot

[04:26:42] And then we gotta type this shit all out, you know, you're, and then I press Y, wait

[04:27:03] on idiot bay well you saved my life

[04:27:11] it's we're gonna make this long as fuck

[04:27:18] it's uh one

[04:27:22] And this could be a new speedrun category, level 10 Bob Dylan Tomodachi life, live in

[04:27:35] the dream speedrun.

[04:27:40] You can even, this will fit, be yourself.

[04:28:06] You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder, you can even feed yourself.

[04:28:23] You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder, you can even feed yourself.

[04:28:28] This is the pronunciation menu anyway. We can get some characters back.

[04:28:36] You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder if you can eat and feed yourself.

[04:28:43] Him busting that out when he's mad in the conversation is going to be funny as fuck.

[04:28:49] You want it?

[04:28:50] You want it Connor?

[04:28:51] No he's, give me, give me, give me, give me, I wrote it, give me, let me sing it.

[04:28:57] You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder if you can eat and feed yourself.

[04:29:05] I love it.

[04:29:06] That expression too much sense that you lie in it at first.

[04:29:09] It actually did at a certain time in your life.

[04:29:11] It actually did.

[04:29:12] Wow.

[04:29:13] He can be a little vindictive.

[04:29:14] Okay, let's see what Polly Walnes is dreaming about.

[04:29:20] Then I gotta head out of here a little bit early and send you over to Kate because I

[04:29:23] got a dentist appointment.

[04:29:24] I kinda buried the lead on that one, but it's gotta be done.

[04:29:29] Oh, shit, me and Polly Walnes playing Beyblades.

[04:29:33] I'm back.

[04:29:49] This is literally not fair.

[04:29:50] His head is so fucking big, man.

[04:29:59] I lost.

[04:30:00] I'll turn into a W.

[04:30:05] Why are you always going to see the dentist at 2.30?

[04:30:07] Cause it's fucking the time that works best in my schedule, okay?

[04:30:13] Such a strange.

[04:30:19] Oh, uh, what's up?

[04:30:21] Jimmy, this is Polly Walnuts.

[04:30:23] Can I give you a quick tour of my island?

[04:30:24] I love how this game promotes a culture of sharing.

[04:30:27] We got lots of individuals, so you probably saw as far as, I mean this is like the starter

[04:30:34] setup.

[04:30:35] We got my house, which is me, my wife, and my daughter.

[04:30:39] My house of course is called the La Casa.

[04:30:43] Then recently we added, we added Dan, of course there's Twitch Chat.

[04:30:46] Austin Powers is becoming a real perverted freak.

[04:30:49] Like he's kind of a pervert in the movies, but like, you know, chaotic good.

[04:30:54] But now he's just kind of walking around taking creep shots of all the women on the island,

[04:30:58] which is, I gotta have a talk with them.

[04:31:00] Of course, we got Bob Dylan, we got Connor McDavey, the best player in the NHL.

[04:31:04] We got Richie Tenenbaum.

[04:31:05] He's actually literally probably would have saved him in the movie if he could just get

[04:31:09] like a granola parfait like that.

[04:31:11] Of course, this is Pauly Walnuts from The Sopranos.

[04:31:15] Not Mitt Romney.

[04:31:16] This is Pauly Walnuts.

[04:31:17] Mitt Romney does not have a nose like that.

[04:31:19] He has the same hair, but not the same nose.

[04:31:22] Trinity from The Matrix.

[04:31:23] She's hacking into the mainframe right now

[04:31:26] The secret of my love ran be up

[04:31:29] Of course, it's behind a subscription wall. Just bro. Just ask tank to give you an exit

[04:31:36] Tank I need a I need an exit at the subscription wall. God. He's got that fuck-ass like a tech support microphone

[04:31:42] I'm on a trinity. Give me a minute

[04:31:45] and then of course, I mean

[04:31:47] AVGN, I can't wait for AVGN to level up or some shit like that man.

[04:31:53] He's got so many catchphrases, it's a shitload of fuck, it's Kakadiria Dump, I thought it

[04:32:01] was Skinny Peter Griffin, can I just say, first off Peter Griffin has brown glasses,

[04:32:10] secondly James Rolfe dresses, sorry James Rolfe might dress as however he wants.

[04:32:16] The angry video game nerd dresses like Peter Griffin.

[04:32:19] It's not my fault that he looks like Peter Griffin,

[04:32:21] because he looks like Peter Griffin in the videos.

[04:32:28] I have no control over that.

[04:32:33] Anyway, let's leave it here for now, man.

[04:32:35] I think we did a good job.

[04:32:37] We added several me's today.

[04:32:40] I got married to my wife,

[04:32:42] which is the person that I would most want to marry.

[04:32:44] And most importantly, we told Austin Powers to fuck off with his horrible, horrible design

[04:32:50] ideas where he just wants to fill the island with vending machines fucking everywhere.

[04:32:54] Like, where, how did we get a fucking vending machine here, bro?

[04:33:00] When I wasn't looking, he said, let's just pop one down right there.

[04:33:03] Like, what's wrong with him?

[04:33:05] All right, and then of course, save and quit.

[04:33:13] I'll stop here.

[04:33:16] Bro the stream flew by.

[04:33:19] Tomodachi Life might be game of the century.

[04:33:23] Slay the Spire 2 is also up there.

[04:33:28] But it's also, I don't know, Tomodachi Life's got a certain

[04:33:31] Junaisei Kwa, man.

[04:33:32] Let's see, open a chat bit really quick.

[04:33:35] Who's going to be the character behind the marquee?

[04:33:38] I think it's going to be Bob Dylan today.

[04:33:40] I think Dylan was the star of the show.

[04:33:43] It's me!

[04:33:47] Alright.

[04:33:49] Do I still have a control V there?

[04:33:51] I need someone to put a slash in the chat so I can send you over to my wife.

[04:33:57] Anybody here put a forward slash in the chat?

[04:33:59] Thank you. Much appreciated.

[04:34:02] Grab that.

[04:34:05] That.

[04:34:07] And then...

[04:34:08] You can press ALT plus four seven.

[04:34:14] Um, how about ALT plus six seven?

[04:34:17] Everything about that?

[04:34:19] I'll be back tomorrow.

[04:34:21] Tomorrow, no dentist appointment.

[04:34:23] I will be here the whole time, presumably.

[04:34:26] As long as a fuck-ass airplane engine doesn't fall through my roof like Bonnie Darko or

[04:34:29] some shit like that.

[04:34:30] But either way, see you tomorrow.

[04:34:32] Goodbye!