Northernlion
AVGN on Tomodachi Life: "it's a hit--loads of fun! who made this??? fred funs???" (!DemonBluff !prime)
04-22-2026 · 4h 59m
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I finally watched Robocop.
Pretty good movie.
I really like the parts where RoboCop makes no good criminals regret their choices by using
excessive levels of violence to get revenge on them.
I was cheering going, yes, yes, but then like there's just one problem.
Why are the cops shooting at RoboCop?
I don't get it, man.
RoboCop tries to stop the bad guy and then all the cops go get him we're gonna shoot RoboCop
Hey dummies. He's a cop
He's a cop like you. He's the good guys
80 209 is dope as hell
Can I say I had Dan stream up on the the computer monitor far away from the peloton
so I saw him watching the clip of the robot trying to run over the little hump
that's protecting a cord that's across a road and it trips over the hump and then
lands on the ground and all of its limbs explode off of its chassis. Seeing that
and then like 82 minutes later, ED209 gets defeated by a flight of stairs,
literally perfect synchronicity. Also you are right Robocop is funny as fuck man.
When 80209 shoots the the business executive like 1100 times and then
he's like draped over the the table and someone goes uh isn't somebody gonna
I call a paramedic? It's so good man.
Well that's my time. Good night.
Let me see. And now I'm filling out my
Canada citizenship form right now
because my grandparents were ones. Were ones is crazy. Bro, I mean you're still here. Your grandparents
were probably at least like sixes. Otherwise you wouldn't have made it out the damn, out the soup.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about?
Six is a Canadian one. That's not true, but there is, and this is probably like cover
your ears if you're easily offended. The scale does slide depending on where you are. It
made a lot of people in upstate Washington very upset, but I'm telling you, I'm like
a five in Vancouver. When I go to Mount Vernon for the Tulip Festival, I'm farmin' Aura.
I'm like, I'm at least a seven in Mount Vernon.
That's all I'm saying.
I didn't say nine.
I didn't say I'm a nine in Mount Vernon.
I might have to go out to the dullest for that, but I'm a seven in Mount Vernon.
Let's put it that way.
Minus two in Whistler.
I mean, bro, I'm just not fucking with the culture of Whistler, to be honest.
Every time I go to Whistler, there's a bunch of like British ski years on holiday that are
like dancing on top of the table at the bar like it's coyote ugly.
And I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here, man?
They're always saying woo in British.
They're always going woo!
Woo!
Like it just doesn't sound right. It's supposed to be like whew. It's saying wow. Yeah we should
bring back hot or not. What do you think? Will you see Coyote vs. Acme? I'm gonna be
real with you. I'm glad it's coming out or whatever because like fuck lost media but
there's no shot. I'm going to go see a Looney Tunes movie in the theater. It is
not 1936. Boo! Boo! I love being booed by people who are like, you should support your local
theater by watching everything on Plex like me. Boo! Support your local theater by the
cheapest movie ticket and smuggle in snacks. I want third spaces to still exist.
Man, fuck you. This ingenuous motherfucker. You think I can't reach through the damn
screen? Get a feel for what your heart weighs?
I smuggle shit in but I always buy popcorn. Damn, someone's going for the big appetite
trait in Tomodachi life, man. Watch The Eternal Sunshine for the first time yesterday, damn
dude. Okay, MVUs, can we get a ruling? Is it a comedy? I think it's a comedy. I have
many exhibits. Exhibit A, David Cross getting frustrated and saying, I'm making a birdhouse.
Kirsten Dunst putting in visine after smoking the middest weed of all time and saying, these
These eyedrops don't do shit, buddy.
It's definitely a comedy.
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that.
Wait, this is good, Greased Wheel.
Guy who gets third places confused with second locations never go to the bar with a stranger.
Wait, that's good, that's good.
Bro, if you ever find yourself on a hangout,
do not go to the library.
Can you guys hear this shit?
My, my damn Elgato got no sound.
Hello?
Can you hear that?
Confirm no. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. What if I go over here and then border?
Now you definitely cannot hear that
and then
Close it and then
Went to a gay bar for the first time got called cute like 10 times that never happens to straight bars
Isn't that fucked up? Okay low-key
I was gonna say I almost got radicalized, but that's not the right word
one of my friends came out to me in like
I think it was 2007
That's how you know I'm an ally because if you're like 21 years old that probably seems like the Stone Age
That's like the type of shit. Like I was hanging out with little foot or whatever
But then like just for fun. He was like you guys should come out to the bar where you do
It's too loud, huh?
Sorry, let me go open volume of sir
I was 10. Okay. Well, I was fucking like 19. We're not that fucking different to be honest
And there's a huge difference between 10 years old and 19, but now I'm 37 and you're fucking like
28 or whatever like we're pretty much the same age
Life's a bitch man
Anyway, long story short. We went to the bar where we normally do pub trivia on their their gay bar night
And I was like wait a minute man. Maybe I should be gay
People were just coming up to me and like rubbing my head and saying shit like I love
cue balls and shit like that.
I was like this is what it could be like man.
I mean were they like lecherous 50 year old men in a college bar?
Yeah, but I was like you know I could sort of see, I could see some of the advantages
at the very least.
Unfortunately for them, though, I was not gay.
I just had maybe like early stages of like alcohol use disorder or something.
I don't know, I was 19.
You literally can't have alcohol use disorder when you're 19.
I was just in college.
They would literally like in class, in psych 101.
They would say some shit like, one of the signs of alcoholism is like, if consuming alcohol
has ever led you to forego real life scheduling, real life obligations, the good news is, I
missed that lecture because I was fucking hungover.
So that doesn't affect me.
Hi-oh!
Yes, man!
Thanks man!
Oh, you can't be fucking drunk, you got a serious shit to do, you got to sit in the
chair while some old dude tells you about RNA polymerase.
I'm not going to be part of your system, motherfucker.
Don't drink though.
I don't think alcohol is evil, I just think nobody should ever drink it.
Um, Sedgemarker.
They say you don't have a problem until you start to do it alone. So true.
There's always other boys, there's always other boys, and there's always other boys,
and you can make them like you.
Are you, you know what pisses me off in the same way? Sorry to start this with like some serious,
like, millennial panacea here.
It's pissing me off that people think a ghost is born is the best Wilco album.
Shut up, Gen Z. Yankee Hotel Fox Trout is the best Wilco album, okay?
Oh, it's actually Summer Teeth.
Silence, Gen X!
It's Yankee Hotel Fox Trout. I see you in chat.
I see you, fave movie Casablanca. It's actually Summer Teeth.
Maybe all you need is a shot in the arm, buddy.
And also, why is everybody when they quote the whole steady,
they're quoting stay positive?
No, man, it's about boys and girls in America.
Have such a sad time together.
sucking off each other at the demonstrations, making sure their makeup's straight.
Motherfucker.
You've never been crushed by colossal expectations dependent on discipline and sleep in late.
This man's a caricature.
Did we ever figure out the name of that guy?
The guy on tiktok who is like, I think he's maybe like South American, but he lives in
South Korea and he keeps, he's henchmen maxing.
He keeps doing this on like South Korean streets and every once in a while, he just goes.
You know which one I'm thinking.
UNICE!
That's it!
Yo, why the hell are you named after Madeline Khan's character from What's Up,
Doc?
cop this morning pretty good movie one plot hole why are the cops shooting at
robo cop he's on your side dummy Falco star Fox anyway here we go guys we made
some custom goods last night in Tomodachi life by the way if you don't
like Tomodachi life I got two words for you vampire crawlers came out
yesterday check it out I gotta go to my treasures welcome I made an NES
controller this is literally I custom made this which is fucking insane but I
thought that we needed this so that AVGN's character could be well rounded so
we're gonna buy one of those I can tell can I say something it looks pretty
fucking good considering I made it I had to learn a little bit about the
the control system in the game in order to figure out how to make this John and
then my daughter made the weirdest cat in history but I'm not gonna buy
another one of those because I already gave her one. Now don't leave, man.
Thank you very much.
I'm James Rolf, Amazon shop, dark pattern, no back button, motherfucker. She also made
a food. I'm wondering if we got it here.
Welcome.
This is my custom food section. This is Luna's Mix. It's a medium-sized sweet treat
that's consumed at room temperature looks pretty good right looks a little bit
like Lucky Charms whoops please come again please come again the Susie stew
why Jesus working in the kitchen that's a Richie Tenenbaum bro that's Richie
Tenenbaum so first things first I mean I would be remiss we got lots of stuff
to get to on the island obviously but I would be remiss if I didn't give
AVGN. Oh, he's like somebody's watching me. AVGN on Tomodachi Life. It's a hit load of fun!
Who made this? Fred Fonz? I was pretty proud of that one.
Good seeing you.
Yeah, you too, brother.
Mind if I give you an NES controller? This game's a boatload of joy!
He's like, give me, give me, give me. You know what's great about this?
is that I feel like I was just chill I'm gonna give it to you
if he loves it of course he loves it he's the angry video game nerd and if he hates it
of course he hates it bro he's the angry video game nerd no matter what we fucking win bro
oh fuck he he merely tolerates it son of a bitch
The abdame. I honestly I thought I was cooking when I fed this dude corn flakes. I was like
this is gonna be your favorite food. Maybe you're the type of beast that fucks with buffalo
wings though.
Yum.
Nah, what do you like man? I'm starting to think if every video game you play is
an asshole maybe you're the video game man he doesn't like anything wait one
second something's not right with Richie Tenenbaum Richie cover your eyes
I've hurt your gaze looks like Richie Tenenbaum is frozen and can't move I'll
bring someone okay we gotta we gotta put some life in your Richie Tenenbaum
I'll be honest with you could be the type of thing Polly Walnuts could get
down with you need to create a little bit more interaction between the newest
members of the squad. That actually happened to him in the U.S. Opus is going to take a
lot of elbow grease. I think he just sat down on the court at one point. AVGN has a certain
Tarantino type look to him I know what you're thinking and no I'm not gonna make
his catchphrase well you want me to make his catchphrase it is sick and
twisted absolutely not he's gonna start every sentence with me
Paul Dano I hate Paul Dano all right wait this is so awesome powers coded man
The Austin Powers Shadow Quiz, please look phallic.
Oh, put me in the clip.
Who do you think this is?
That's Amy Blue from The Doom Generation, bro.
The answer is...
Amy Blue from The Doom Generation.
100%.
Wait, wait, please, please.
Next up, your second mystery shadow.
Who do you think this is?
Okay, wait, that's Chad.
It looks like a huge Chad.
The answer is...
Is this real?
Chad.
And finally your last mystery me shadow. Who do you think this is? That's me y'all
The correct answer is 100% that's me. I can see my wide-legged pants. Ryan. Yay
That's a wrap
Congratulations, you won
I will take the middle one and hope that I get a kitty cat! My cat is gonna freak out!
John C. Riley at the end of a perfect storm. My kid's gonna be so happy. You guys seen
a perfect storm recently? If you haven't seen it recently, then joke might not have. For
the two people in chat who have seen that in the last year and remember how that movie
ends? Why would I have seen it? I mean if you were alive in like the year 2000, it
was a serious event movie, man. Three storms hit at the same time, man. You think that's
It's fucking funny. Let's see what happened in the news while I was sleeping.
It's not what it's called. It's reported great.
Is it true that they only turn pink because of the shrimp that they eat?
It's not what it's called. It's reported great.
But everyone is doing it.
We ask presidents for their reaction.
Oh, I'm relieved to hear that. I've got to tell someone about this.
That Italian bird! Everyone's carrying around that Italian bird, baby!
positively Floridian. Yeah! That pink bird is very shaggadalic baby. Can I say
something? People keep accusing me of making Mitt Romney. It's not Mitt Romney.
It's a member of La Cosa Nostra. This is Polly Walnuts. Also, I need to say
something. Fuck Mitt Romney! But why were we all getting on his ass so much in
2012 for misspeaking and saying binders full of women like people were talking like this dude admitted to being Hannibal Lecter and literally had like books of
Women's corpses in his house or something like that. It didn't make any sense
They were literally like his one misspeak here. His his
Flub makes it clear that he's actually like a bad person
She was funny as fuck. He's kind of like he's kind of baby girl man. His favorite meat was hot dog that being said
I'm being told the CEO of Bane Capital is not baby girl. Is this true?
Let me see what we got in here today
Really looking for anything that would tie Trinity's outfit together. I gotta say the jacket is fucking fire
Steam punk coat basic turd the turtleneck and chain could be a fucking look hoodie dress football attire
They're literally trolling. We need hockey gear for Connor McDavid
a hell of a coin slot.
Yeah, maybe if we had Mitt Romney, we could use that.
Okay, I have to buy this because my daughter, one of the only foods that she eats is egg sushi.
So we're going to put that in the hopper because she's going to be stoked.
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you
you
you
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She tolerates the sparkling water.
Okay, that didn't fix it.
That's a first.
Um...
I mean, some Yaki-Soba could hit the spot.
No!
When women are depressed, they don't need to eat Yaki-Soba, they need to eat Sprigrolls!
No!
Oh, saved.
not the beans that's crazy damn she must be depressed she's not fucking with the
spring rolls man she did level up though she's kind of excited about that
Then the little quartz, I think it flips out when angry, I don't have the kind of confidence
to like give my wife that trait in the game.
Greets, I think she greets confidently.
Picked up, not in a curtsy, how about a proudly, not a shyly, not a listlessly, not a nod,
Not a sleeping bow. I think she's a comforting breeder.
I feel like I'm even more myself.
I've been imagining what life would be like if my husband and I had a child.
Okay, it might be nice.
Might be nice.
Might be great.
Maybe.
No XP for that, huh?
I like to hit the undo button, then.
Imagine, bro.
That is a my man moment.
Is this the second child soft launch?
No!
About once every two months I do Google.
What's that vasectomy method where they cut like a little hole instead of a big hole?
I'm not sure if Dr. Pollock is a chain or if he's actually like from Vancouver or both,
but there's a special kind of vasectomy that you can get here where basically, I think
they just use like a hole punch to punch a hole in your vas deferens or something
like that and apparently like you can play pick-up basketball like the next day
Let's see what Dan's got going on
Did he literally just say Portugal after he played Geo-guessor today that's so crazy
I did I did but did you hear all the talk about the United States of America?
But you know what? We know that thing is talking about the nightingale.
Ah, that discussion is different than the one we were having about hurricanes.
Right.
Totally different.
It's actually too real.
He said Georgia Poll.
They're marveling at- Dude, this is real! They're marveling at how cool an NES controller can be.
Art imitates life, bro, and I'm loving every minute of it.
They are super interested in the NES controller. That sounds exactly like Dan.
Um...
Don't tell me Trinity's in love with, like, Bob Dylan or some shit.
I'm gonna freak out.
I would just love it if there were a flower planter right here.
Okay, we'll get fucking tanked to whip up a gardening program and then learn how to do it or something.
Don't look at me like that.
Looks like shit.
Fucks up the ecosystem, blocks the view of the beach, blocks the ability to walk close
to the water.
Yeah, that's a Tomodachi life classic right there.
The puzzling over the meaning of NES controller, wait this shit is so fucking real, Austin
is watching a live AVGN performance and getting mad about it.
He's like wait this really is it?
This really is a shitload of fuck baby.
Baby, his name is Fred fucks.
You guys are all fucked up. You guys want to see what's going on in Richie Tannenbaum's
dreams?
Um.
Paulie, you have a chair, man.
Hey, T.
Hey, T. I forgot about that. You hungry buddy? Do I have any more lasagna? No lasagna!
Hang on, man.
Welcome.
One of the things, you know what? Actually, that's fine. I'm going to feed him some
some polenta. Polenta is also Italian. Where's your polenta, bro? There you go. Trinity is
only eating slop. Polly walnuts is only eating Italian foods. And this is what it's like
to be a parent essentially this every day bro um what else you got any other
Italian foods in here they have any olives left
I mean you could have two polentas it's got the same energy as like again no same
energy is like don't you have any champagnes that are a hundred bucks oh
you could buy a bunch of mums. You're like prophetaroles or Italian. They're French.
Profiteroles! Profiteroles!
Hey Ricky said something. Silence Ricky said something. Man it turns out the
best gaming experience possible is just playing with dolls. Ricky is fucking
me out people are really coming to my chat and be like are you gonna play
vampire survivors are you gonna play vampire crawlers it's so distressing to
me that they think I was put onto this earth to be observed by 11,000 people
and operate a machine and go hmm I think the optimum order of operations here is
A B and then C no motherfucker I was put on this planet to let the warm
goopy wax of Tomodachi life seep into the nooks and crannies of my brain
So when the alien algorithms crawl over the decroated ruins of our society
They can pull out a full-scale replica of my prefrontal cortex and find out what type of motherfucker. I really was
It is that serious
Sorry my heart rate got up there as bike to my court is all a little bit
This game teaches you something about yourself. What does Polly Walnut say man?
What does Polly Walnut say?
He's, hey T, there's some, don't type everything he said.
You just say, oh my darling.
When ending a sentence.
Now there's a difference between how it's spelled and how it's said.
It's spelled Madone, but it sounds Marone.
What would Polly Walnuts likely say to finish speaking?
Is this crazy to put a comma a leading comma?
It's probably going to come after a period now that I think about it.
sentence. Well can you just go down here and then can the keyboard just work the
way I expect it to work? Is that so much to ask?
And then...
It kinda says it like...
Maron.
Yeah, he definitely does not say Maroni.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey, send it before
Before I get second thoughts, you gave him an expression.
Thank you.
Now I feel more like myself.
Moreone.
I don't know about that.
I'm not 100% sure about that.
Let's go visit upon Richie Tannenbaum's dreams.
Hey, by the way, I got to do some island adjustments
because I let my daughter handle the playground,
but she kind of just has,
I mean, she gets it from her father.
I don't really think it makes a lot of sense
to have like all the springy toys in a line like this.
Cause when someone's bouncing on the hamster,
if they're going crazy style,
it looks like they're bashing their head
into the one in front of them.
Just seems like it's a liability issue, essentially.
Oh my God.
Literally looks like when you complete
your first Unity course on lynda.com put chapel on the island no I don't think
she'd be about it cuz like Austin would always be trying to take her photo she
seems uncomfortable with being famous which by the way like I'm not saying I
relate but I can understand people want her dead for it too which is crazy
Oh, I loved her songs. I loved her songwriting.
I think she's a really talented performer,
but she's uncomfortable with all the attention that she received.
So I think actually she should fuck off forever.
Like, what is wrong with you, man?
Doesn't make any damn sense to me.
She shouldn't have yelled at that kid.
His vibes were off.
Hey, what's Richie Tenenbaum's catchphrase?
Hmm...
I don't know if I really feel comfortable putting Richie Tenenbaum's most famous quote in the
game.
Not sure I really want a clip of that.
Was he the one who...
He was saying Mordecai...
Yeah, he said Mordecai Go.
He did say Mordecai Go.
Na na na na na na na na!
As a catchphrase, that's not his catchphrase.
I think that's his catchphrase.
I do need to see the AI censored version of the Royal Tenet Bombs.
I'm going to thrill myself tomorrow.
And instead of Elliot Smith, it's like a fell in love with the girl, fell in love once
in a most completely.
He's in love with the world, but this time his feelings can be so misleading.
It kind of sucks, but that's alright.
He's fleshing out his character.
It's a level 2 Richie Tenenbom.
You need Miko on the island?
Honestly, um, a lot of people have suggested that Miko wouldn't have much of a problem with this island,
which I took as a personal insult.
Is Miko still alive, or did Miko die?
Do I ever confuse with, um...
French lady?
The French lady whose name I've forgotten.
Um...
Yes, Brigitte Bardot, thank you.
I was going to call her Bridget Barkin.
Welcome to the home of the La Casa.
Welcome to the home of the La Casa.
I still haven't found a food that I'm in love with, which is crazy, man.
Actually, I've been saving the cheeseboard for myself.
I'm not only cheese respecter left on planet Earth, apparently.
wait a sec, wait a sec
ok to be honest with you
people were saying you should add daniel plainview
and I wasn't like 100% all about it
but then someone in chat just said imagine after you gave him a milkshake
and I'm like wait a sec, maybe I do need daniel plainview on the fucking island
maybe I need daniel plainview on the island fucking stat bro
holy shit
just to give him a milkshake?
He has so many catchphrases, too.
I don't know, can we get his voice, though?
I would love to have a good Daniel Me.
Daniel Plainview, Me voice.
The best I know was an oilman.
You would agree.
I hope you don't mind if I speak to you plainly
as an oilman would.
Fuck it, bro.
You hate corn flakes?
It's just corn.
Can you feel about fried plantains?
Yum.
That's damn true.
And I'm level 11.
I'm running out of things that I know about myself, man.
Give myself some pocket money.
But there's no shot I'm just giving myself like a shirt as a reward for leveling up
like that's insane.
Laptop, I mean it makes a little bit of sense but it's a little boring as well.
Shouted at the seat, chicken jockey.
Okay, I do like when ending a sentence saying, for a guy like me.
I think that's the next logical step.
I also love having like more than one expression that fits into each category so you're
not just constantly getting hit with everybody,
my skin's down.
It mixes it up a little bit.
Poor guy, like.
Poor guy.
Poor guy.
Poor.
Why do you have inconsistent capitals?
Because I thought that when Pauli Walnut says Madone, that's a reference to the Madonna,
aka the Virgin Mary, who would be capitalized because she's a proper noun.
That's why Madone was capitalized, is because I have linguistic instincts.
Whereas at the end of a sentence, there's going to be like a comma or something,
and then it's going to say, for a guy like me with a lower case.
Any questions?
For a guy like me?
That's really good.
You gave him an expression.
Thank you. Now I feel more like myself. For a guy like me.
Yeah, he's got the spirit.
Just once.
I want someone to unironically tell me I'm so itchy, or that I look like I have a wild
side.
Type shit.
Yeah, dude, get a mustache.
I hope that make it look like I'm not scared of a walk on the wild side.
Absolutely.
I can get you some clothes that make it look like you take a walk on the wild side,
man.
Like Lou Reed style walk on the wild side?
Or like Michael Sarah in a leather jacket walk on the, like this would make you look
like you walk on the fucking wild side.
Shit that makes it look like you walk on the wild side.
I'm gonna construct an outfit from base principles.
I mean biker jacket is obviously a core part of the outfit and then ripped jeans.
I think it's got to be black, I think it's got to be a cowboy hat for sure, definitely
a gold chain. Um, socks? Socks, I'm not sweating that much, man. I mean, the wildest socks here?
Okay, bro. Block checkered socks. Sounds like a song by the chemical brothers. Oh,
shit, western boots. This is gonna be awesome.
damn that's a rocker jeans I love that I look like Billy Bob Thornton man yes
holy shit he loves it
I look like John Bon Jovi bro
Kate's gonna love that
oh my god I forgot I saved up so many wishes at the damn fountain too
Bonchon Jovey, okay wait, Bonchon Jovey's pretty good too.
Who's going to Southeast Asia?
Who hasn't been on a trip, man?
You know, I kind of feel like Trinity deserves to go to Southeast Asia.
reason not really she could use a vacation she's been working hard oh are you
really giving me a Southeast Asia tour thank you so much she is gonna get some
burnt-ass fuck why is she in hell she's in the loading program waiting for a
tank to spawn in some weapons for her this trip to Vietnam's how long they
has been a long time coming if I said that you guys would be fucking furious but
okay so good cuz she's Carrie Anne Moss you can get away with it
greetings from Thailand spot I a beach the bluest water I've ever seen she
should be saying some shit like you know this isn't real
I'm just gonna say if the matrix centered to Thailand she probably wouldn't have rebelled
against the matrix.
The hat is fine.
Kate, you can't say that.
If I wore the hat, people would be so pissed off at me.
I'm giving her permission?
I don't know if you can do that!
What about Ludwig?
He literally might be Chinese for all I know.
What is, she's, you know what she says?
When she ends the sentence, she says,
God damn you, Cypher.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Got that thought.
Goddamn.
Kind of fucking with Trinity saying, Goddamn.
I guess they can't autocomplete swears.
God damn you.
Cypher.
That's pretty good.
Is Damn a Swearer?
I don't know because society has gone through many different, um, like, over-ten windows
of swearing in my lifetime.
Like Damn used to be censored, but you could say God.
And then at some point they stopped censoring damn and they started censoring the god part.
So then she would just say like, damn you cipher.
And then like, I don't know where we stand on shit.
At some point shit has become like not that bad of a swear word where like when I was
growing up it was probably the second worst.
Obviously the worst is ass.
Ass is like not censored at all anymore.
Like, in cartoons, they be calling each other asses and stuff like that.
I don't know, we live in a society where people who don't eat vegetables eat ass.
So maybe it's just an accurate reflection of the things that are and aren't offensive in our modern world.
Here you go, Trinity. Have some stew that's got everything the body needs or whatever.
I hope she liked it because it's all she's going to get.
Wait, wait, wait, don't leave the loading program yet.
I need electrolytes.
Lots of electrolytes.
I'm sorry, I need to go buy you a sports drink.
I'm all out of sports drinks.
Thank you very much.
Costco orders dropped.
Huge.
She left no crumbs.
Wait, wait, wait, what's wrong with me?
Wait, wait, wait, what's wrong with me?
Ryan seems to be watching Kate closely. That's real. Oh, damn! She's frying the blade at everything, man!
Alley-oop!
Huge. I think she's more in love with me than I am with her, which means I have the power in the relationship.
The balance of power in the La Casa has now changed.
Write that down.
Um, hey, good morning.
Well, she's ready to risk it all for Connor McDavid.
This is huge.
I wouldn't have waited an hour to get to this if I'd known she was ready to risk it
all.
Amy Blue from the boom generation, you would fucking love popcorn.
Yum.
Who's Peon's again, that's Chat?
Sure, yeah, I agree.
What would Austin Powers and Chat like to talk about?
What would Austin Powers in chat like to talk about?
This one's easy.
A person they should talk about is...
That bastard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, Dr. Evil is obviously his nemesis, but it's also his brother, so it's kind of confusing.
That bastard, the real engine that keeps the comedy going from the second will be forward.
Got it!
I'll go round up Pions and Austin Pervert.
Austin Pervert, say hello to Pions.
Pions, this is Austin Pervert.
Do you feel right talking about it?
Hahahaha
That bastard
Sure
No, I don't
That's actually true, although that bastard was a little bit more into sumo by the third movie
Really? I had no idea you were into that
Next time you feel like Judo, count me in too
Sorry
You're welcome to join us.
I have 15 seconds now.
Welcome to our new friendship.
Ha ha. Thanks for having me.
Happy to be here.
Huge.
I think they're on the spectrum. I think they're some of them even on Starlink these days.
The fuck else service providers they got in America? I can only think of two of them.
Who else they got? I think Austin Powers good chat.
horizon Xfinity of calling I forgot about Comcast man. That's embarrassing
It would cause chat baby me and Rick here on the same wave here. It's so easy to just call them a
blank baby when it's Austin Powers talking
Chat baby
Hmm, I gotta think about that.
You could always call him Basil Exposition, because we're not gonna put Basil on the island.
Honestly, I think you're okay.
They talked about that bastard and ended up becoming friends.
They didn't say allies, but...
Everyone sucks off.
I'll give you- I mean I literally gave you a rock from Mars.
About an expensive looking vase.
He loves it.
He likes paintings?
I guess you could make the pile my painting custom in the game. That's it's a little crazy
They're discussing the truth about that bastard wait wait
Bob Dylan is bored and watch some company
well
What's Dan doing?
The fact that they don't sit on the beach loungers is pissing me the fuck off man
Morning
Do you feel like talking about playing Jeopardy?
Yes.
Sure, but tell me Bob Dylan, how good are you at playing Jeopardy?
I think Bob Dylan would be pretty good at Jeopardy.
I don't want to brag or anything.
He's old.
He's had a lot of time to learn stuff.
I have a friend, a funny one, on all of my love, Grandia who's better at playing
Jeopardy than me.
Okay, well I don't know about that.
Let's not say things we can't take back.
That's amazing.
I really respect folks who are good at playing Jeopardy.
Want to be friends.
There's only one way to settle this.
Quick game of no repeats food.
Good friends.
What would be Dan's nickname?
there's no question Dan calls Bob Dylan Bobby he might you know what he might
even call him Robbie I think he might take it a step further and call him Robbie
Hey Robbie long time no see
And what would Bob Dylan call Dan that's the real question
Mr. Tambourine Dan
away way way way way way mr. tambourine Dan is really good and if he ever says
it hey mr. tambourine Dan I'm gonna freak the fuck out
I'm Bob Oblast. Mr. Tambourine. Okay, do you think we can get away? Oh, because we can
say I was pronounced anyway. Mr. Tambourine from... I'm sorry, I have to go back and
capitalize the... I have to go back and capitalize.
Hey Mr. Tambourine man.
Hey Mr.
You missed the dot. I literally can't fit it bro.
Hey Mr. Tambourine man. I'm gonna take the you out even though it's elbows up.
The Canadian patriotism leaving my body when I encounter a 40 character limit.
Hey Mr. Tambourine Dan.
Hey, Mr. Tambourine.
But it's Tambourine Dan. I'm now realizing I'm being close to Tambourine Dan.
Top of the morning, Mr. Tambourine Dan.
Yeah, okay, that's really good.
Nice. I knew Plain Jeffery would bring Mr. Tambourine Dan and me together.
Everybody must get stoned.
Yes, dude!
All the tricks of the trade.
Yes, fuck yes!
He's comboing the catch phrases together. This is fucking perfect, man.
Oh, okay. And then you say...
What does he say when he's...
You know what?
so when he when he starts a sentence he does say they'll stone you when but
that's not gonna fit as many sentences as everybody must get stoned because he's
gonna say some shit like damn stone you when I was thinking about talking to
Amy blue he does say you know what he does say how does it feel
as a catchphrase.
I was also thinking we need to find, I need to contract an artist.
I need to commission an artist to take my Nintendo Switch to and put every Steely Dan album in as a custom item.
I think to be honest with you there's no shot I can do can't buy a thrill the
album cover is simply too complicated Katie lied I don't even think I would come
close I think I could probably make Asia yeah yeah I think I could do Asia and I
think there's a small chance I could do goucho goucho has a chance I mean those
Those are the two best anyway.
Wait, that's pretty good.
It was for you and by you, man.
Richie Tenenbaum wants to play a game.
Is it tennis?
No, I don't want to play no repeats with you, motherfucker!
You got to give Bob Dylan a new fit.
Okay, right now he's rocking the 1976 Desire fit, but as new fits become available that
are positively Delanian, I would be happy to add them.
Don't get me wrong.
I would love to have an era spanning Bob Dylan.
No, make a wish.
Level 33 with three wishes.
I hate Bobby's new fit.
That's how the American public felt when they heard Black Diamond Bay, too.
You know what?
Sorry, we need to go pallet house workshop.
We need to be able to make absolutely every kind of objects that's ever existed.
Time to send Polly to Italy.
Italy sadly not in northern Europe.
Unless you're from Malta, in which case, maybe you feel a little differently about that.
Who we got on the Ferris wheel, man?
Georgia Pole!
Georgia Pole! They are talking about Pudgy, man.
This game is fucking awesome.
Wait, mouth has been a minute.
He wants to be friends with my daughter, my daughter is indifferent to him.
That's for the best.
That's true, that's probably some shit he would really say, man.
He might find that that kind of content makes him uncomfortable to watch.
Damn, she's really trying.
really following news about that what is it you'd say you do hear them
really is given or nothing and he's all out of ideas yes um do you have a
moment I would just love it if there were a pinch right here what were you
What are you thinking?
AVGN, having recently been added, he needs to get introduced to some more individuals.
Honestly, he needs to get introduced to me in my bad boy era.
Yum.
Pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is the Angry Video Gang Nerd.
Can I say something?
The Angry Video Gang Nerd?
I'm Ryan, type shit.
He's making me laugh! He does just like real life!
He's kicking his little feet. His little Peter Griffin-esque feet. 100% true. We're very
like-minded individuals. What are you doing in my house, by the way?
And then Trinity, having been recently transplanted to the island, she doesn't know all that much
either. What's going on? You know, Connor McDavid? Trinity, you're in the water! Your circuits!
Good morning, Trinity.
Trinity is talking about how much she's into Jeopardy. I got a sneaking suspicion
I'm not suggesting he's stupid, but he doesn't have time for anything but hockey.
And ads for CIBC.
Trinity also can't go on Jeopardy, because she would know all the answers.
It's not fair.
They're vibing, and that's huge.
Horrible news for Amy Blue though.
Kate seems to be watching Luna closely.
Yeah, I mean I hope so
Kind of comes with the territory. Oh shit. Wait, this is Kate. Are you watching this is fucking real?
She do be doing that
Ryan oh, yeah, which are you okay?
Rose talking like Bob Dylan talks about Sarah.
$8,000 for a Ferris wheel.
Bob is Luna walking like that. Yeah, she floats now. They all float down here or whatever. Where is
she? She goes to the La Casa. Yeah, she's in the La Casa, bro. She's in the La Casa. Richie,
I think you and Austin Powers, I think your energy would be good for each other.
Um, how did you not meant you've been on the island for two days?
My name is Richie Tenenbaum.
Hey, Richie Tenenbaum, I'm Austin Powers.
Yes, get Bob Dylan to start sentences with old mama.
That is another big one.
He hasn't met Amy either.
No, you can't introduce,
You can't introduce Richie Tenenbaum to an all-baddie with shoulder-length hair.
I'm sorry, it's just...
I mean, we've been down this road before.
I would find myself personally responsible for whatever happened.
You guys are not like-minded at all.
How do I make my knees hate each other?
Because it's just...
It's too harmonious on the island right now.
Like everybody gets along with everybody.
Yeah, we need some hotheads. You need clashing personalities?
I mean, who is... Austin Powers was getting some flak from Amy.
Pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is Polly Walnuts, Marrone.
They're chatting about something light-heart. They're chatting about Luna's mix.
Yo VIP Daniel are you here? We need to make Big Shiny tune 6!
I do think Mark Carney has me face. I think we will add him, but I think Daniel Plainby's got to be here first.
any reason that Richie's last name is misspelled? Yeah, I misspelled it. That's the
inciting incident for that one. Actually, this is true. Bob Dylan having an
extremely deep conversation about nonsense. Oh shit, please tell me he's got
the controller out. I didn't give A.G.N. any fucking, like, any Riz on his room? I forgot
how to speak like an adult, like a 37-year-old adult. From now on, Decor is called Roon Riz.
Male living spaces. He doesn't live in a dilapidated room. It has a certain basement-y
in quality to it. I mean the exposed brick is pretty close man. I think for now it might
be exposed brick. Could be the book room but it's all games. Wait a second wait wait wait
at the wishing fountain. I do have access to the bookworm set. I need to take a closer
look at it. Wait, the white bookworm set has AVG and energy. I don't want that one as a
gift. Nintendo, you fucked up. Let me choose which one I get as a gift. His room is brown
wood panels. We're copying the spirit. Not the picture. Oops, I pressed the wrong button.
Oh, I did poor.
I would like no, no, no, I don't care about the wallpaper or the flooring, bro.
We can always deal with that later if I become more obsessed.
For now we need to shop.
Welcome.
135 bucks for a shitload of fuck, man.
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
If we pretend that those are video games instead of books, this is perfect.
It looks great now.
Thank you.
Sounds just like him.
Sounds just like him.
Oh fuck.
Alright, Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
I want you to have a little conversation with Connor McDavid.
Because you're ready to, are you know what, you can always just also go and spend, they're
strangers!
Pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is Amy Blue from the Doom Generation.
Well okay, mission number one today, anybody that has not met everybody on the island,
they have to meet.
Amy Blue is explaining how much she loves the door handle.
Wait, maybe Nintendo has seen the Doom Generation.
seems like some shit Greg Iraqi would write. How are you gonna pick Luna or
stop Luna from picking up ABGN's naughty language? Literally all day I have a
Chinese ABGN running at all times in our house. They censor the swearing and
in every single video he goes,
who made this?
This game is so good.
They worked so hard on this game
and made such good decisions.
It's a polo to fun.
Hum hum hum.
That's it, huh?
So he's got not his best work, um, pencil.
Yeah.
Seeing you, Connor, you're going catabolic.
You can't be doing that in the playoffs.
Have a high protein meal.
know I can relate to that. Is there any way I can see who you haven't met? Sorry, I didn't
mean to rattle you. You got game two must be tonight, so I didn't mean to rattle you.
You haven't met me yet. Okay, well let's start right there. Sorry Connor. Wrong Western
Canadian city. Oh mother fucker whatever let's see maybe he's more of an ABGN guy.
Hello it's nice to meet you my name is Connor McDavid hello there Connor
He talks with such a lacrity.
Listen buddy, we got a lot of tables.
Just put the seams like-minded in the bag.
Yes sir, right now this is like we're doing ketchup, okay?
I can't believe there's still people on the island that have not met.
they all meet things will get much more like explosive I haven't met mouth yet
I haven't met mouth he's like the fourth dude on my island so yeah hello there
Ryan I'm known as Mel POV it's 2002 it's the first day of ninth grade
him. Chuck his cliff bar into the ocean? Well that was many years later, but still a funny
story. Oh shit. And it twisted. I had a fun time with Mal. And if I'm being honest, it's
all thanks to you, brother, for a guy like me. He's so, he's so fully formed, man.
so fully formed oh my god you've met anybody I've just been in my own lane
I'm a man going his own way this is what it's like to have kids
And the end controller, you know, they originally called them jump man
Don't get it twisted I had a fun time with any blue from a dune generation and if I'm being honest
It's all thanks to you brother for a guy like me. Oh
My god, I'm gonna level up so much guys get my catchphrases ready. Okay. Oh my god. I haven't met Bob Dylan yet
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Allow us one song, touch it.
Daniel, thank you for the rain.
Thank you.
Everybody tune in and shut up, Bob Dylan singing.
So
Damn the harmonizing
I think we're the only two singers who sound like this, like on Earth.
Thank you again for the raid, Daniel. That's a little song for the Raiders.
If you haven't, I don't know if you played Tomodachi Life today.
I did see you play Vampire Crawlers.
One thing you have to do after you add a few me's,
you got to introduce everybody to everybody, man.
I didn't even realize.
Tell me how Mouth was the sixth dude on my island and I hadn't met him yet.
I thought they would just like run into each other from time to time, but no shove, bro.
Yo.
Damn, I just injured Connor McDavid.
I'm Ryan.
You're Ryan.
I'm Connor McDavid.
I'm sharing my passion for traveling.
AVGN, get out of there!
There's a shitload of fuck!
I went there once!
There's a shitload of fuck!
Seems like minded, bro.
Alright. You guys got any catchphrases? Don't start LOL swearing as if it's not funny.
We take those? Can I say we take those? Flickin' me, flickin' me's pretty good.
Plus two?
Unfortunately Chat already says plus two and minus two.
They just have not been introduced to anybody so they've never done their reactions.
Yo while sleeping, hang on.
While sleeping slash marker is kind of awesome.
It's like putting a slash marker on the day.
marker mother fuckers are good ones for sure it hurts so much when people
start listing your catchphrases and the catchphrase is like motherfucker it's like
when you go into a streamer's chat and they have the quote mark marker I love
it quote bodies always like another person don't put it in my mouth Apollo
2019 and you're like that's not you can't just put my friend's whole
personality in one single quote like that you play this with your kid though
yes my kid is around swearing and then this we might say well what do you do
about that we tell them that they're not allowed to swear wait wait let's
let's see how this develops you know I it wouldn't be the worst thing if you
would like pick Austin Powers up or whatever.
Bro, literally I promised my daughter that I would never feed anybody else Luna's mix.
So where the fuck did you get the Luna's mix?
What the fuck is that?
that's the food item that my daughter made in the custom object creator tool
that really just walked by like that's that ain't me babe that way well hang
on first find somebody who hasn't met Austin Powers yet wait then are you
still here I love that bastard that's oh it's a type of shit we be saying when we
watch the movie I love that bastard I want my baby back baby back baby back
baby back baby back baby back yeah I love the sea you keep your mojo you get
your money yeah I love the sea I get your baby holy have you met you have
not met Austin Powers yet. This could be about great first impression.
Well, this is really, really strange.
That was kind of a good impression. Well the thing is, Mike Myers is from Toronto.
So like it's a pretty good impression of a guy from Toronto doing the Scottish accent.
I vow to return the favor one day. Don't worry about it, moron.
I'm sorry if you're playing this game and not just every single level up you have to be catchphrase maxing
If you are not giving them a catchphrase on every single level up you have made a huge mistake I
Am going to make Daniel playing to you by the way. I'm still doing my daily island maintenance
You see what kind of rooms we got here
feel free to shout out if you see a room that's like very appropriate like if
we're gonna add Daniel playing view we'll kind of well you know what the other
thing is we could work backwards man like this desert oasis this room would
have gone crazy if we were gonna add Justin Trudeau to the game but I think
we pivoted off of that idea there is like the one that's a bunch of
chalkboards like we could we could put kinsy in the game or something like that
we could we could add an artist to the game and take advantage of the chaos canvas set
yo what about a ristic oh kitchen set gordon ramsey
kitchen set gordon ramsey gordon ramsey has me face bro gordon ramsey obviously has
fucking me face this is he has a fucking credit card style line in the center of his forehead this is
perfect
still no women oh so is trinity from the matrix a joke to you
Damn, she's on the beach in her all-leather outfit, man.
You made her non-binary?
Fuck!
I mean, I didn't make her non-binary.
I observed the fact that she was non-binary.
Bye, I'm doing...
What the fuck?
You're five.
No!
You should say this is a type of shit a five-year-old will pitch you on though
Then you ever have it like you go out for lunch with your kid and then she'll be like
Daddy, I'm gonna pay for this one and you got to be like okay with what money and then she's like
Give me a credit card. You're like, well, you're not really like that's just me paying for it
You're just tapping the card
She doesn't get it, man. Now she got the spirit. Wait, I haven't met Richie Tenenbaum yet?
Don't get it twisted. My name is Ryan. So, uh, yeah, you're Ryan. I'm Richie Tenenbaum.
Sparkle, you're weird. Can we talk about this some other time?
YES, DRAWBALL!
Sorry.
You okay, Richie?
Yeah. Did you need something?
I mean, you're the one with lines coming out of your head, man.
I was talking to Ryan, but I got a little frustrated.
He mentioned the weirdest cat in history over and over, but I'm still not sure why.
huge okay well I mean we ain't done yet because I got to meet Trinity
Sigh
too depressed to meet Trinity
Sigh
Hey what's up bro
I've been there
Now, go over there and talk to Carrie Ann Moss.
Finally, the only person smart enough to actually use the beach chairs.
Can I say something?
I'm Ryan.
Hello there, Ryan.
I'm known as Trinity.
God damn you, Cypher.
what a fucking game they cooked with this one man
ryan you really got me good god damn you cypher
She loves saying that, man.
She says that like probably 50 times in the first movie.
She just keeps saying it for some reason.
Wait, okay, I met everyone.
All level with you.
I think it's like more than possible
that I basically had Kate meet no one either.
Yeah, it's Met Chat.
has not met Malph yet.
We're not going to do every single, like, introduction before we add the next me,
but I feel like we should have kept up with this.
Like, we need to have a checklist every time we add a me.
And the checklist should be like, give them a fit,
change their room, introduce them to at least like eight other people.
Hello?
Dooloo-Wooda, maybe you could hang out in my room sometime.
Chad.
First, first damn, now mouth like...
Like I'm literally right here.
Wait, here we go, the first time the island is going to pass the Bechtel test.
Please don't talk about Fat Bastard.
Okay, listen.
I mean the emergent narrative here.
It's just getting a little crazy, starting to feel like Danny McBride from the Footfist
way.
Hey, I'm Kate, what's your name, pal, play it on me.
Hum, yeah, I'm Drillin.
too real I introduced her to Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan laughing his fucking ass off thinking about Austin Powers too
like-minded with Conor McDavid some interest from Richie Tenenbaum
Okay, I'll go play No Repeats with you in a second.
I'm gonna add Daniel Plainview, I just need to make up for all the deficit of socialization
on the island because I spent too much time creating me's yesterday.
Now that we've got our dolls, we've got to play with them.
And now once they've been introduced to, they start to have like organic interactions
that create the drama as well. It'll give us more story threads to pull on.
They're chatting about how some toilet paper are like fat bastard.
That's true because Heather Graham, she has to shove that tracking device up his ass.
And then he goes,
Friskia, we fancy another go!
Hello there, Kate. I'm known as Trinity. God damn you, Cipher.
Kate's talking about Tatsuro Yamashita's album Pacific.
It's very good.
Cosmic Surfing's a hell of a song.
I know that's Harumi Osano, but still, he's brainstorming the episode on the fucking
Simon's quest there's some shit on me. Hello there, Kate. I'm known as the Angry Video Gamer.
Surrounded by shitty games? I think you'll find he's actually surrounded by the games that suck ass.
some people might think that's just a nomenclature difference but there's
actually a market distinction between the two. I will take small rewards to get a
harmonica yeti don't worry don't worry I'll do it. The harmonica would tie his
whole fucking look together.
Unlocks at level 40, holy fuck.
We should add like a dead guy to the islands.
We should add a dead motherfucker to the island, man.
But then would they live in a haunted manor?
Okay, don't say that.
Would they, you're offending me.
Would they live in the haunted manor
or would they live in the graveyard?
That's a real question.
I gotta think about that.
Lon Cheney?
You know what I'm saying?
Hmm.
I mean, I had to say,
the haunted manor has a certain genus se qua to it.
This is more like where a goofy ghost would live maybe.
Maybe like Slimer or something?
I don't know if we could make a Slimer.
I was also thinking that we could give the Aristocrat
the Aristocrat set and then make like,
don't say Prince Andrew.
Make like Queen Elizabeth II or something like that.
Daniel Plainview needs that.
Oh, shit.
Does he though?
I mean that's not really Daniel Plainview. I had to think about this.
And you know what this?
This has a sun. If you think of those posters as like blueprints, that's got a certain Plainview-esque-ness to it, but...
Desert Oasis could go huge for Lisan Al-Ga'ib.
Could just have an island full of like Timothy Chalamet, as I suppose.
Still have to see cat people.
I think it's coming to the Criterion Channel next month.
There is also, one thing that I thought is we could add Chani from Dune.
So we could add Zendaya from Dune.
And then the great thing about it is that Bob Dylan, who looks like Timothy Chalamet,
When they get a nickname, he could call her Michi, M-I-I-C-H-I-I, Michi.
But I do think that first we have to add Daniel Plainview.
Because he really does have so many catchphrases.
for the time being whatever it's a thousand dollars
damn wait we fucking do need grogu
we need everybody
Yeah, they say it's the same news every time, I'm sorry to say, so I'm skipping it.
Um, now here's the question. Who's going on the trip to oh USA tour?
Who's going on the trip to North? Oh, dude, there's so many good options. I
Feel like I've already spent their scent everybody on the trip man
Malph does have the northern European hat. There's absolutely no doubt about that
like I just think he would fit in so nicely and is he best friends with
someone he this might be the rare opportunity to actually send two people
on the on the trip well the northern Europe tour I'm super excited thanks so
much. This is going to be so much fun.
Nope.
Beau said I'll just have an empty seat next to me.
Check out these reindeer. I'm going to try and fly one of them home.
Thank you.
That's cute though.
Son of time.
Okay, King.
Now that's a fjord you can't a fjord to miss.
Kate, I don't know if you're still watching. We were literally in the place where they took this photo, but it was too cloudy to see.
I know it's so fucked up.
Yeah, he's kind of a baby girl.
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
This souvenir is for you.
Norwegian Keychain?
Sanaa Whisk?
Thanks man.
We need to get this guy some friends.
have some cornflakes.
Huge.
Wait, mouth level up?
Can we get some mouth catch phrases on the go?
Yum.
Yum.
Yum.
It doesn't like it.
But never mind.
We do not have a mouth catch phrase coming up.
Unless I could fit in.
What did he just have?
He just said a sports drink?
He doesn't like it artificial sweeteners.
Sparkling water?
Yum.
I could see him fucking with some sparkling water.
Damn.
I guess he just doesn't like consuming liquid or whatever.
Alright chat, let's get down to business here.
Yes, yes, yes, let's try it.
Horrible roll, bro.
Why did I say it like that?
Horrible roll.
man. We should get a two prizes because we had one shot remaining.
Damn, Bonesaw from the first Spider-Man movie might be a might be a crazy
pull. Harmonica, harmonica, harmonica, harmonica, harmonica, harmonica.
It's the tiniest lizard I've ever seen in my life.
I also like how you said you clarified which Bonesaw it was as if I
would be like a bone saw do you have a moment which bones are you are you
referring to right now I would just love it if there were a bench right here
literally guys leave the urbanism to me okay I'm not welding a bench to the the
barrier between the sea and the ocean or the the beach in the ocean it just
doesn't make any fucking sense
how about you Amy blue I've got a fun idea absolutely I'll play poke the
Ferris wheel with Amy blue you haven't done any urban planning what the fuck my
Island looks awesome bro I have float houses
can we say something I'm fucking cracked at poke the oh go ahead and do two more
pokes I'm still fucking cracked at this every single time I played this on the
first poke I've gotten it in the perfect spot I thought you hated adding fictional
characters to the island Amy blue is literally realer than you are I'm on the
time I don't think so y'all you got a spirit I guess that's pretty good we got
spirit yes we do we got spirit how about you
um I'm uh traveling oopsie
Conor me David loves playing away games got a sec I want to chat I do need to
Give the spirit to Paulie. He did get haunted by a ghost in one episode.
Someone asked me this once, and I changed my answer all the time, but I'm done.
This dude, he constantly needs praise. Have you noticed this?
They were making a movie about you. What actor would you cast to play yourself?
That's easy, bro. There's got to be Sebastian Stan.
Sebastian.
Sebastian.
Stan.
I do also want to add Jack Black to the island, as Minecraft Steve.
Sebastian Stan has hair.
You might want to sit down for this chatter.
Perfect amount of star power.
That's it.
Oh, damn. Amy Blue's ready to risk it all for you.
And you just, she's an acquaintance you sorta vibe with.
Hi, my name is Jack Black as Minecraft Steve. Today's date is April 22nd, 2026.
Hi, my name is Jack Black as Minecraft Steve.
as Minecraft Steve. Today is April 22nd, 2026.
That could fucking work, man.
One.
That's real.
Um.
No, Reggie, no!
You have a moment.
I would just like-
Oh my god, fuck off.
What?
Okay, Trinity's Dream, AVGN's Quandary, because I really need AVGN to soak up some XP and then we make Daniel Plainview. It's that simple.
Okay, listen to this. I can just disregard everything everyone...
Damn light bulb, bro.
I had a dream about a bench on the beach.
Oh, uh, what?
Favorite Trinity Code. Oh, uh.
Um, hey, good morning.
Bro, I was literally at the dentist yesterday. She said, does your diet have a lot of soft foods?
I was like, yeah, sorry, I don't eat 100% steel hooks like you want me to. Like.
Yum.
scrape the teeth and keep your mouth shut, okay?
Sorry, that was too far.
I couldn't figure out how to finish the bit, but.
But.
You heard it here first, the angry video game nerd loves Palenta.
It was actually awesome.
I think my dental office fired all of their dental hygienists and replaced them.
Not with AI, but with other dental hygienists.
I think literally yesterday was my first time ever having a Gen Z dental hygienist and it
was the dream come true because instead of making like awkward small talk, she literally
just said like, okay, turn to the side, close your mouth, open your mouth, like she made
no conversation at all.
It was a dream come true.
Gen Z is extremely well suited to dental care.
a dream come true.
Okay, baby GN's got a few catchphrases.
It's got what were they thinking, Fred Fox, you can just walk over it, it's a shitload
of fuck.
I'm a big believer in you can just walk over it.
But we're gonna have to put some sauce
on the pronunciation.
Just.
Walk.
Over.
I do need to make him a role in Rock.
I like the idea of the only custom objects in the game are stuff for AVGN.
You can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
So it'll be you can just and then it's like many dots.
Walk over it.
Let's see how this sounds.
You can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
It does create a small pause.
The other thing I was thinking is,
what if instead we put like some spaces
in between the dots?
You can just walk over it.
And then you can just walk over it.
A question mark at the end.
You can just walk over it.
Motherfucker!
You can just walk over it, you can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
How do I make him sound angrier?
All the way well hang on walk with the question mark and then over it with a question mark
No, no, no move the cursor
Why won't it move the cursor?
Gotta hit done first.
You can just walk over it.
Wait that's actually really good.
Walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
You can just walk over it.
Good enough.
It's good enough.
You can just walk over it.
I love it.
That expression pretty much sums up my other person.
It actually does though.
It actually does pretty much sum up who you are as a person.
That's gonna get annoying.
You'd be surprised, y'all.
Okay, now the thing is, we're gonna need a place for Daniel Plainview to live.
I'm thinking a fucking huge estate over here would be awesome no way they got
the Granville Island dock houses finally someone understands my fucking vision
it's my island Grand Villa and it's got the Granville Island of float houses
Give me a second, we got a build.
And a link.
Could use a bench. Listen, motherfucker.
No, no, no.
Cancel that.
What the hell are you doing?
Bro this is plain view manner.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Wait have I done this shit all in clover like a stupid fucking idiot?
with love and trust and friends and hammers this summer I know I said some
shit about stay positive okay I'm still I'm the whole steady guy I still like
you know constructive summer I still like sequestered in Memphis I'm just I'm
I'm more of a, I'm more of the boys and girls in America, motherfucker.
Use the bucket, Phil?
Yeah, we won't be doing that.
I'll be pressing the button 70 times.
Actually, you're not wrong.
A shaggy me with a fucked up voice could be cool.
The only problem is shaggy doesn't have a fucked up voice in real life.
He has the coolest voice that anybody's ever had.
So when you say shaggy, like with a fucked up voice, I'm kind of like,
who are you talking about?
Must be a different shaggy.
And then the question is, how are you going to access plain view estates?
And I'm going to controversially say, we're going to take a road because I don't think
there's anything else you can do.
I think Daniel doesn't want visitors.
Yeah, but he has to be able to get to the main land
to exploit the resources.
That shit should be paved with gold.
You know what?
Actually, a sandbar could be fucking sick.
That's not a bad idea.
I don't want him to have any access to the beach.
This is plain view manner.
Island needs sand around the edges.
Okay, we got some geologists in chat.
Chat, I'm just saying like, no disrespect to you because I understand like the world's all fucked up and it's like only partially your fault.
I know you want me to say it's not your fault at all, but a lot of you are like, you know, the same age I was when I started to get blamed for like shit that I didn't do so like, you know, turn about as fair play motherfucker.
regardless, you can't be mad that an oil industrialist in a video game is gonna live on a fucked up
environmental blight like that's what he does man that's thematically appropriate for the
situation in which we find ourselves right now it makes more sense this way if you want to make
a bugging northern european public transportation paradise go download cities in motion to or
whatever big no no please it's my turn to make mixed use commercial residential that also has
like rail transport above ground
the river doesn't make sense now
okay bro
this plain views world we're just living it
Cancel that last one.
Now, I think it's better like this.
Well, let's find the person who said
the island should have sand around it.
This is literally a man-made island.
Daniel Plainview can do as he pleases.
Yes, and then it, as far as I'm concerned,
it needs a steel fence all the way around it.
I'm not 100% sure that I have steel fence.
Let me take a look at my wishes here.
I mean, steel plate.
Steel plate could be really good.
Or just gravel.
I feel like Daniel Plainview is very gravel coated.
Steel pipe fence.
It's gonna be an iron fence.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be an iron fence.
And then you go here.
Probably gonna need to shop for some more iron fences, but these are gonna surround essentially
the entire property.
There's two types of motherfuckers.
There's people who would count how many they need and then buy, and then there's motherfuckers
like me who are like, nah dude, just give me like 75 of these.
Thank you very much.
Then most important?
Yeah, that looks right to a guy like me.
I think the fence might be backwards, the cap does suck.
I should build a golf course on his property.
I guess you could make your own fence
and then just have it go all the way to the margins. But I think this gets the idea across.
40 extra. Hey, vampire crawlers is that way, buddy.
Um...
Now it's time...
to add a me. It's been two hours.
And by the time we finish adding a me, our shop will refresh!
Can you even access your own house anymore?
Yeah, I'm sure they'll find a way, man.
Um...
I'm sure they'll find a way. Don't worry about that.
The La Casa is doing totally fine.
Um, Daniel Plainview.
Can I get a picture of based Daniel Plainview, please?
This is exactly the image that I want, of course.
Don't- oh my god, a web pee. I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Bro, literally don't- if you run a wiki,
Ricky, your entire fucking business model is based off of monetizing images of people's
like this that you do not own.
To re-save it in a proprietary format so people can't take the image themselves is fucking
ridiculous.
What do you mean you've got a fucking watermark?
You did not make there will be blood!
You didn't make it!
How can you pull your watermark on an image that you stole so people don't steal your
image?
Are you fucking serious?
It doesn't make any fucking sense, man.
What the- where the hell's my image of Daniel Plainview?
All I got is AVGN Cool.
Oh, you know what?
I never, I never saved it.
Save in the downloads folder.
It's fucked up to save an image in the downloads folder,
but plain view, cool.
plain view based plain view Sigma no it's this one plain view cool okay this
is what we want this guy to fucking look like we need that fuck-ass hat though
that is not a cowboy hat it's more like a park ranger cap
okay his head his head is that that's a given now the eyebrows are gonna be
very important here. Almost more important than the eyes.
The fuck does Daniel Plainview's hair look like?
Is this Daniel Plainview?
is extremely important as well. You're absolutely right. Let me take a look at the chins real quick.
I like to build, I kind of build not from the top down, but from most important elements out.
He has a huge fucking chin dimple.
And then he also of course has an incredible mustache. It's like literally
So, here's the thing, it looks a little bit more like this, but I think, oh, that, no,
that's more of a Bill the Butcher type thing.
A little bit more like that, oh, you know what, a little bit more, no, no, no, no, that's
not Daniel Plainview, too, too manicured.
It's this, but like, wait, I can't, I can't rotate it a little bit to make it like
I'm not so...
What are you thinking, miss?
That is fucking good.
That is fucking good.
I said that wasn't me! You would agree!
So I hope you don't mind if I speak to you as a me.
DOES!
Something like that?
Something like that?
Dark gray?
Wait, you're absolutely right. Okay. And then,
so the next step, we build it from most important feature out.
We go back to the hair. Hair color, very important.
I can live with that. I've decided I can live with this.
The hair is obviously not right.
For the time being, Daniel Plainview usually has like a self-satisfied kind of smirk to him.
Kind of like, it kind of looks like the devil.
It's not that, it's my...
We'll get there, we'll get there at some point.
For now though, we desperately need this hair to not be so fucked up.
You know what, he's kind of got this.
Okay, but now he looks very, very French.
Not that.
Now the eyebrows, extremely important eyebrows.
These ones are actually like, the spirit is right.
I think the spirit on those was not wrong.
a little too much. That's a little too thick. And then, dark gray. He looks too kind. He
He still looks way too kind.
Wait now he's looking a little, he's looking a little banality of evil with it.
And then he's, he's squinting a little bit.
He's scrapped what I said, if I said I wasn't me, you would agree.
I'll give you, I know you paid eight dollars for that.
Luna's mixed.
I'll be happy to give you sixteen.
I don't think you'll find a better deal in all of the entire island.
Not too evil, too evil.
We need, he is, he's snatched.
One of the best things about Daniel Plainview and it's such a big list, but he is.
His body fat percentage is crazy low.
He needs the chin.
I'm sorry.
We, we can't, we can't not give him the chin.
But we could give him a little bit of that, but we also kind of need to give him a little...
Just whether or not he needs it, you know? I'm not 100% sure he needs it. I also think the eyes
are fucked up. I don't think these eyes are right. He needs to have a little like he is enjoying
exploiting these people.
And he's not enjoying it like he doesn't necessarily take pleasure in it in the sense
that he's causing them misery. It's the same way that like a child takes pleasure in eating
like a an ice cream cone like it's just it's in his nature.
Please give me head shape 3, 4.
Okay, I think that was a positive change.
I think that was a very positive change.
It does necessitate moving everything down a little bit.
I think the mouth is still all wrong.
He's almost got a little bit of a certain rhinus to his smile.
I said I was an oil man.
I just don't mind that I'd speak to you as an oil man does.
I reach.
I reach.
It might just be that, to be honest with you.
I think 2-2, no, no, no, because he doesn't have that thing under his lip, man, but that's
that ain't right.
He's just got too much going on on his face, honestly.
3-2, no, no, no, he's becoming too chungus-coded.
I think it's that.
I think it's that with perhaps a wider mustache.
You need some stubble as well, as was the style at the time.
Perhaps just...
No, that's really bad.
And then the mustache itself needs to be lowered, but the stubble will not lower.
something's just not given.
What happens oftentimes,
if you just wait, like particularly the eyes,
if you just get the eyes right, all of a sudden,
the whole thing just pops into focus like a magic eye.
Like a bigger nose is definitely a big thing here.
I wouldn't disagree with that.
Like that has done some work in and of itself.
Maybe like a shrunken version of now, because it is quite, that's Michael Jackson.
What would a caricature artist do?
A caricature artist would give him a huge nose.
But the thing is having given him a bigger nose
We now have to give him a bigger mustache
Otherwise the bigger the nose gets the more hit Larry and the mustache gets which is why we have to scale it
Because I mean like Daniel playing view. I'll say it not a good guy
But now the mouth is fucked up.
Spoilers.
Okay.
I really do think we're getting this.
This is the necessary...
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, man.
Mouth needs to be smaller and up one.
No, it's not.
Why not?
It could be mouthless.
He does not need lips, you fucking liars.
Wade, he needs lips that are the color of his face.
No, no, no, no, it looks horrible.
I thought it kind of looked kind of good, but he still looks too happy.
Who is she?
I still think your mouth is wrong.
Maybe a smaller mouth.
The kind of mouth that like the,
like the owls above would have.
Wait, he's kind of,
he's giving a little mischievous look here.
Okay.
And then the eyes, he needs beady ear pupils.
I think smaller eyes, beady ear pupils
would hit the spot here.
I said it was an oil man, right?
If I said it was an oil man, you would agree.
Okay, um, I think five one?
Ah, too evil.
Wait.
No, but he looks too conniving.
Now I'm not saying that he's not conniving, but part of the reason that he's such an effective
villain is the fact that he doesn't appear that conniving to the average individual.
His sinisterness is not emblematic in his form.
His sinisterness is emblematic of his actions.
I think I use these eyes for everything, but that doesn't mean it's wrong, man.
But capture his soul?
I mean, I feel like this is kind of capturing his soul.
And then...
Maybe not. Maybe not that one.
He is a little tired.
I mean, he's been around the block a few times.
And then a little twinkle in the eye,
just to give him some liveliness.
And I will say,
this,
This is just better.
No, it's not. I've lost it.
Okay, I need to see some snatched cheekbones.
You're also right, he doesn't work in the sun. He needs a tan.
Who says designed by committee doesn't work, man?
He's not that pink.
He's kind of...
Well, this is more of like the filter they shoot the movie in
That's John this he looks positively full of blood bro, that's good
Think that he's so he's sick man. He's sick
I think it's this.
That's it?
You're saying this.
He doesn't eat.
No, man.
He doesn't look right.
Can I say something?
I think it's his fucked up shirt.
I think his shirt is making it look like he's Saddam Hussein on vacation in Florida or something
like that.
Fix the hair.
You can't fix the hair.
This is as good as the hair gets.
I'm sorry to say.
I'm not 100% sold on the eyebrows though.
me back. This is proven much tougher than I thought, but the good thing is it's going
to be very easy to characterize once we get him into the game. I also can't actually
give him cheekbones if I give him four head wrinkles. Am I willing to sacrifice four head
wrinkles? I'm willing to sacrifice four head wrinkles. I'm realizing I'm just looking at
a picture of this guy with his with his eyebrows up. Those need to come in and
match the the beard line a little bit. The cheek line I should say on the beard.
I don't know, man.
Wait, it looks great? Now, you think this looks great? Is this good?
I was about to completely lose confidence in myself, to be honest with you, but...
Looks better. Eyebrow angle?
But we need to have something that gives this plain view, man. That's the thing.
the thing. I mean, we can make his eyebrows like, but then he just looks like Michael Scott
with a moustache, man.
He looks way too kind.
That's way too sinister.
That's way too surprised.
He's sad, the Hitler, okay we've gone back to Hitler, Charlie Chaplin, the sparkle is
not going.
Markle is what gives him life.
Hitler?
I don't know, man. I think this is pretty good.
I think this is pretty good. Let's blow this whole thing up.
Let's blow this whole thing up and start from zero.
It will be browsed.
This is not right.
This is not right.
saying better when this is obviously worse. Put these upside down. That's not, that's not
going to work. Wait, wait. Okay. That might have actually done it. They are bushy. They're
busier than they are in the picture but it's giving 19th century. But now the mouth doesn't
look quite right. Fix the eyes. I have a lot of sympathy for artists. This is why I've
commissioned art for the channel before. I don't think I've ever given a single note.
I was like if I it's like a King Arthur being like hey Merlin could you change the order of the words in the spell
Bro, you talk to me because you don't know how to do magic and now you're telling me how to do magic fuck off
When I contract an artist or commission them to make something I go here you go
Here's what I want you do it because I have no idea how to do this at all
I would never bane to go back to them and be like could you make it pop a little bit more because I don't know
how to do that. I can't give them good feedback, so as a result I would be a bad client if
I did that. So you're saying fix the eyes. What specifically is your fucking problem
with the eyes, bro? There's no fix button. They are a little big. Wait, did you just...
That's him.
That's literally him.
That might be even more him.
I think that's good.
I literally think that's as good as this is going to get.
I do just want to see it maybe.
It's way too small.
He needs a mouth.
I do want to go, I'm sorry if you're watching on YouTube.
I'm sure you're like, get to the game, buddy.
Not only is this the game, this is your life.
Like it's not waiting to start.
Like it started probably five years
before you were conscious of even existing, okay?
So get busy living or get busy dying.
Long story short.
I mean, man, this is Daniel playing you.
I can live with this.
One last little thing I would look at.
It's just maybe if there's another hair option or even if just no, that's Hitler.
That's okay. Now I've realized how the part on this side on this haircut is pretty much only useful for one me.
Mike Meyers Daniel Plainview Excuse me, I believe there's been some mistake.
I ordered the large milkshake.
This haircut is too fuck ass for a sigma male.
I'm sorry.
It might even look a little bit more like Daniel Plainview, but it's too beta for
a sigma.
This is giving like guy who at least cares about his grooming a little bit.
It's slick back more?
Okay, but like that's not in the game.
So what do you want me to do?
If they put that in the game, if they put Daniel Plainview hair in the game, I'll
give him Daniel Plainview hair.
until then he's gonna have to settle for the Richie Tenenbaum.
That's him. I literally think that's that's more than good enough.
He has tall energy.
I don't know. He's
this is strong guy for sure.
No, no, no, come on.
He's live.
He's sinewy.
Bro needs ears.
Realize the bad thing about,
the good thing about doing this with chat
is that they notice whenever there's like a glaring error,
the bad thing is that they just are like,
it's not 100% like the picture.
They're like, wait, there's some discrepancies
between this and the picture.
The picture is a representation of the guy
I'm trying to create.
I'm not trying to create the picture.
try to create the guy. Can I say one more thing? I actually do think and chat say in this.
We need the vertical cheeks.
The problem is that would take away the chin.
Could draw the chin.
That's true.
Oh, we can draw the cheeks for that matter.
I don't know, man.
I think it just looks like a Hitler if you do that.
It just looks more like Hitler.
That's, that's Daniel Plainview.
That's Daniel Plainview.
How do you know he's not bald?
He actually has his hat off for almost the entire movie.
Did I put his, I didn't put his cheeks back.
I was wondering why he was looking so young.
Why is every guy with a side part and a mustache Hitler to you y'all?
Okay, we'd like don't say that shit to a bald guy.
People will literally post a picture of like a guy who weighs 300 pounds,
happens to have no hair and be like, hey, saw you this weekend.
Like, it's, you're starting to understand that we're all victims of the same fucking
circumstance, motherfucker.
Now you, now you get, it's not so fun when you're the fucking victim, is it?
Guy with the side part and a mustache.
Oh my God, and it's perfect timing to check out our next shop.
Half an hour to make a meet.
That's that's fucking peak man
This me's name wait two Daniels on the island
Daniel
Lane view do you think they have that in auto complete
Oh my god, we're gonna spend an hour on the voice, I forgot about the voice.
By the way, his dating preference is none.
Daniel Plainview is canonically asexual, because he's not a human being.
Um, I think...
In the movie, I'm gonna say Daniel Plainview.
46 years old.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd, 2026.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd, 2021.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd, 2026.
Supply and import approved.
So, how does this voice?
My name is Daniel Plainview.
He looks rough for 46.
Careful, Gen Z.
It's nice to meet you.
Streets are saying millennials are actually the only generation that's actually aged
well.
They're saying that 40 year olds look you 28 as a bubble.
It was a zero interest rate phenomenon.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plingu
That's not right
That's nice to meet you
My name is Daniel Plingu
My name is Daniel Plingu
My name is Daniel Plingu
My name is Jeff
That's nice to meet you
Today
It's nice to meet you. My name is Daniel Plainview.
Today is April 22nd, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Daniel Plainview. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plainview. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plainview. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plaint Canoe.
My name is Daniel Plaint Canoe.
It's nice to meet you.
Today Is April 22nd, 2026 So...
How Does this Voice Sound?
My name is Daniel Plaint Canoe.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd, 2026 So, to this voice
My name is Daniel Plaint Canoe.
it's nice to meet
Hi Nets!
My name is Daniel Plaint Canoe
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It's nice to meet you
Today is April 22nd, 2026
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It's nice to meet you
Today is April 22nd, 2026
He is one way!
How does this boy sound?
Daniel Plangeyus talks fast!
Today is April 22nd, 2026
So,how does this boy sound?
My name is Daniel Plainview. It's nice to meet you.
He does not?
He doesn't, you haven't seen the movie!
You've been watching the movie on YouTube shorts, of course he's talking fast.
You've been watching your videos on 2X for 20 years, of course you think he should be slower.
My name is Daniel Plainview. It's nice to meet you.
Pissing me off the whole fucking society now watches videos on like 500 times speed and they're saying shit like,
he talks a lot faster than this.
When I watch the movie, he talks a lot faster than this.
April 22nd, 2026.
There will be blood, good movie, little long.
It was 27 minutes long.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd, 2026.
Today is April 22nd, 2026.
Oh, how does this voice sound?
How does this voice sound?
My name is Daniel Plainview.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
Today, my name is Daniel Plainview.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
Now his movement. He strikes me as a modestly slow mover with fairly honest speech.
His energy is pretty flat. He's got almost the same energy the whole time.
He is thinking could not be more serious.
Okay, Ryan, you might hate this, but I have to tell you. Okay, Chivley, yeah.
You want the personality chart with all the personalities? I do think I kind of need it.
Because I need my, I need to create some drama on my island. I have way too many people who are
like the same personality. But I also need Daniel Plainview to be who he is. I need him to be
who he is but for the whom I make it next I can't when I make grogu when I
make grogu grogu can be whatever for sure
then your plane views not polite or honest well I was looking at honest more
like blunt he's the kind of guy who if I thought you were if I thought you
sucked cocks I would call you a cocksucker and now I would not varnish
my speech with any kind of office I speak bluntly and plainly as a motherfucker
does you know he'd say some shit like that
he's direct exactly honest as direct with EU localization damn we in the source
code I mean he's quirked the fuck up for sure let's just see how he plays out man
I'm sorry, like Daniel Plainview, he has no trappings of humanity that others are burdened
by.
He's only burdened by appetite.
Yeah, that seems right to me.
I have about eight people on my island that have that exact personality though.
There's this fucking house.
Hey, you must be brother.
I must be brother.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Daniel Plainview.
I'm an ambitious rogue.
My friends mean the world to me, but I also like to do things-
My friends mean the world to me.
Thanks for looking after me here.
Thanks for looking after me here.
Daniel Plainview, you would love baked beans, man.
That's the type of shit they were eating back then.
No way!
It's so...
It's so...
Oh shit!
It's oil!
He struck oil!
Holy fuck!
This is awesome! I got chills man!
Only thing that would have been better is if you waited till he had a milkshake.
Love baked peas!
YESSS!
Guess what, motherfucker? There's more where that came from.
Again?
Not, not right now.
The fuck?
Are you trolling me?
You would love corn flakes, bro.
Yum.
Never mind.
Okay, we got a lot of shit to do, okay?
First off, he definitely needs a fit.
This fuck ass like Junior Kindergarten pajama fit is not it.
And I actually, didn't he have like a old farmer's outfit or something?
I mean, he is kind of wearing formal vest outfit, but this is giving like Japanese
host club a little bit.
Formal vest, pretty good.
Formal vest with a cowboy hat.
Could work for the time being.
I wish we could get it in tan though.
Definitely not blazer with necktie.
That's the Richie Tannenbaum.
I guess I could just give him brown pants along with it.
You know, I think this is going to work.
It's not perfect, but I think it's the spirit.
He likes it.
You're better at some more fucking, it's because I've never played no repeats anymore
Chib, have you rage quit no repeats yet?
It's not that the game is hard, the game is literally like impossible to lose, it's
just that the shit takes too fucking long.
The games are so boring, I kinda like Shadow Quiz to be honest.
Can I just say, I think he's the type of beast.
I think he'd like the weirdest cat in history.
Oh, you're right.
Piggy Bank is pretty good.
I get...
Oh, because he's greedy.
Real original.
Bro, just put the experience in the bag and level up so I can make you say I drink
your milkshake, okay?
Do I have enough space to write I'm an oil man and then have it
be pronounced? So I hope you don't mind if I speak to you as
an oil man does. Do I have enough space for them?
Please don't. It's going to be awesome though. I think when
starting a sentence, he has to say, I think he might say,
I come to you as an oil man.
Daniel Plainview, oil man quotes.
What's the famous quote from Blades of Glory?
Yeah, this is thank you Google AI.
The famous quote from Blades of Glory is,
what are you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get you drunk.
Get you drunk off my lady humps.
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.
I like to think of myself as an oil man, as an oil man I hope you'll forgive just good
old fashioned plain speaking.
He's got some good lines, man.
Let's talk about bread.
Now, to my mind, it's an abomination
to consider that any man, woman, or child
in this magnificent country of ours
should have to look upon a loaf of bread as a luxury.
We're going to dig water wells here,
and the water wells means irrigation.
Irrigation means cultivation.
We're going to raise crops here, where before it simply
wasn't possible.
You're going to have more grain
than you know what to do with.
Red will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am!
As an oil man?
Okay, okay, as an oil man.
Sorry, I got- I should watch There Will Be Blood again.
As...
...un...
As an oil me.
Wait...
Wait...
That's an oil me.
That's an oil me.
Tomah?
That's an oil me.
That's an oil me.
Him and McDavid are gonna get along.
Don't you hate it when you have like a fucking 48 year old oil man in your class and then
the professor's like any questions so you start zipping up your laptop and then all
all of a sudden you see his old ass hand go up, uh, as an oil me.
I hope you don't mind if I ask a question plainly, as an oil man does.
No, here we go.
He's gonna say some shit about his oil.
As an oil me, huh?
Thank you.
Saying that really makes me feel more like myself.
Who's this jovial cowboy?
I'm just a lonesome cowboy.
Now, what kind of room would this fellow live in?
I mean...
Yeah, man.
That'll work with him in a crown, not the back of it. It's really good.
This cost me a thousand dollars, you motherfucker.
And in the time that you're from that's a lot
Yeah, this is different. Thank you
No, man, I pushed the big beans out of his damn tummy
Now you you got a lot of people to meet but obviously right off the bat
We got the same drip by the way, Chubly. I'm in my bad boy era
My uh, my me wanted something that gave him a little bit more than edge so I started dressing him like Billy Bob Doran
My name is Daniel Plainview. Can I say something?
Daniel Plainview. I'm lion. Type shit
Huge don't say seems like my did
I don't need a mouse brain in a plane.
So, uh...
Yali time to urrrr...
Don't get it twisted.
Actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation.
I need to take care of something right now.
Boring ass?
Boring ass grandpa?
Meh.
Meh?
You met him to his face.
Huh.
I'm in a bit of a funk.
good you motherfucker now let's introduce you to Dan to complete the character
assassination on these two depressed to talk that's right once I got a I got a
rub his head I mean I've been up a pump
that's the camp we love big beans that much man are we sure Daniel playing
I think he's not British.
As an oil me, pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is Daniel Plainview.
Daniel Plainview.
Hiya.
My name's Dan.
Yeah, Bob Dylan is a friend of a- I could see that man, they probably went to school together.
I knew it!
Alright, now we let that develop naturally.
We go check out, oh, what the fuck is with God, man.
I mean, obviously I'll take it.
What a horrific item, man.
Absolutely horrible item choice.
Is that Trinity?
How'd you know that?
What's Trinity? Is that Trinity from the Matrix?
Yeah, it is Trinity from the Matrix.
New amenities.
A chain stanchion.
You know, honestly, outdoor dining set.
We kind of go crazy at the La Casa.
wait you raise a good point I think it is possible I can't get to my oh no I
could just get to my house through the garage man yeah no problem
let's win a harmonica when Bob Dylan gets a harmonica is fucking over man
Here's your card. Who do you think this is? That's Austin Powers. The answer is Austin
Powers. Next up, who do you think this is? That's me! That's me and my cowboy fit! Never
mind, I guess it's Daniel Plainview. The answer is Daniel Plainview. And finally,
last mystery me shadow that's mouth I'd recognize that that Fisherman's cap
anywhere
congratulations Chibli run the hunt for a harmonica for Bob Dylan
funny comic could have gotten a damn shark which would have been fucking
perfect for Daniel Plainview motherfucker
um you're looking chipper brother don't get it twisted I've been thinking too
hard let me take a look help me clear my mind crystal ball
how do you partner you hope you enjoy your crystal ball you know what Austin
Powers wants to be friends they both want to be friends we got to put them in
what the hell did I miss man nobody found a celery I hid right Austin
powers don't play hide the celery bro
nah I don't know my dudes on some kind of like pervert shit right now we can't
be doing that let's see how Trinity and ABGN are doing
yeah Conor McDavid I just need to say something you need to talk to Amy Blue
from the Doom generation because she's literally ready to risk it all and you
barely even though she exists it's talking about himself in a wire puzzle I
think Connor McDave will be the type of guy to talk about some YouTube videos
that he watched last night all right let that develop naturally I do like that
Daniels are just having a hell of a time, man.
It's been the most delightful day of my life on this planet.
I used to think that the only thing to live for on Earth was the pursuit of excess.
Now I understand the human pleasures that have been, I've been so blind to throughout my existence so far.
I'm honored to call you a friend, Daniel.
Where are you, my guy? I'm...
I think I'm in the La Casa.
fuck ass high maintenance Richie Tenenbaum I was trying to kill himself
I gotta go yeah got a sec I want to chat sure man sure yeah I know I know the
routine wait I want to know more about you brother what's the line from a show
or movie you're always quoting.
What do you think?
I'm not really known to quote shows or movies,
which is interesting.
This is really hard to think.
And lots of the things that I quote are already well represented on La Isla Granvia.
The Morpheus quote?
You ever notice that in the Matrix Morpheus goes, nobody can be told what the Matrix is.
You have to experience it for yourself.
And then, like seconds later, he literally goes, oh, here's what the Matrix is by the
way.
wait that's big. I have nipples, Greg. I'm going to leave out the Greg so that maybe
I have enough space can you use what we're gonna do we're gonna say I have
nipples Greg with a dot dot dot then we build it here I have nipples Greg would
be the next one fuck-ass autocomplete how is this the line you went with so notice
respect Chad this is a very I'm getting on my high horse with this one you guys
are too biased towards fan service you wanted to be the thing that I say most
often so that when they say it it is like I understand this joke because he
says I was drunk by Denzel from flight all the time I want to put in a line
that's funnier instead of just a line that's like Steve Urkel going you know did I do that?
What's it from? This is from Gone with the Wind.
It's literally not funnier. It literally is Meet the Parents is one of the top,
I'm gonna say top 25 comedy of the 21st century. I'm not being facetious.
I don't fuck with the sequels though. I know Ben Stiller apologized for little
Fockers he should literally apologize for meet the Fockers too. He said I stand by the first two you fucking shouldn't bro
You should stand by the first one the first one's really fucking funny the second one fucking sucks, dude
Eat the Fockers was good. No the fuck it isn't it's filled with recycled jokes and stunt casting bro
I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
none of them are good the first one's really fucking good I have nipples Greg
can you milk me wait you didn't make that up I didn't make that up you know
what tell me full of popcorn you want to be friends with mouth let's accelerate
this interaction a little bit even if mouth wants to play you know no repeats
or whatever good afternoon now good afternoon Richie Tenenbao
Daniel's having some problems he's gonna become an oil man um what do you do for
work I can't believe we still have only found one thing that people love man
I think he would go Avesheet over some yakitori to be honest with you.
Shit you not, I watched Meet the Parents for the first time ever in the psych ward.
Watching Meet the Parents in the psych ward trying not to laugh too hard so they extend my stay.
But it's funny as fuck.
So, again, when he comes out in that small-ass speedo to play water volleyball and you can't
stop laughing and they're like, we gotta extend this guy to stay.
Put this guy here for another 90 days.
Maybe I'll see Focker in law.
I don't know.
I haven't seen little Fockers, but he looked fat in that scene.
No, you're trolling, man.
You're trolling.
He literally has goals.
I want to be friends with Mel.
That's a great thinking.
What should we talk about?
They should definitely talk about PUBG.
This is a given.
What did you have in mind?
Topic they should talk about is PUBG.
I'm gonna watch it tomorrow?
Why are you talking like Richie Tenenbaum, bro?
Just a movie.
P-U-B-G.
Got it.
I'll go talk to him about P-U-B-G.
I should've made it.
Pronounce PUBG.
I can go back, I can go back and change the pronunciation afterwards.
Heya, mouth.
Do you feel like talking about P-U-B-G?
Sure.
It seems like the whole world is talking about P.U.B.G. right now.
In 2017 they were.
But I'm not really up on what's trendy.
Could you fill me in, Dan?
Of course.
I'll teach you about everything you need to know.
That's true. Everybody tries to talk their mouth and then he just says like,
I don't really know much about that and then just walks off in the other direction, man.
No! They're friends! Never mind!
it's that easy we fixed the male loneliness epidemic that's it that's a given I think
mouth just calls him Dan looks like Melty and I are friends thanks to QBG I hope
Dan shows me all the tricks of the trade you got the transfer of information
going in the wrong direction buddy.
Ha ha ha ha.
Some expressions for Daniel.
When happy my man, when grieving, what do you do for work?
I think when ending a sentence, let's have him say,
you sweats.
He has been saying rats a lot but I'm trying to wait and to see if rats stays in the vernacular.
You pieces better?
Well, he's only level 7 or something, man.
Yeah, lots of room for more contextualization.
I do feel like Bob Dylan needs to meet Daniel Plainview's stat.
This is literally like, he's like, let's, let's get some girls and go to the peach tree dance.
This is exactly that scene.
Oh damn.
They're gonna fucking fight, man.
Or are they gonna fuck?
Whatever.
Seems like mine did.
Yeah, yeah, they're both old, man.
They're definitely both old.
Give me a second, we gotta go into the island, Mingo.
They're definitely both old. Give me a second. We got to go into the island lingo
And P U B G way guys, oh there's at the very top
Can I I'd like to adjust the lingo please maybe the button this is adjusting
It's pub
This dictionary is all fucked up by the way, imagine if the dictionary was sorted by when
it was added to the dictionary, newest first.
It would be the worst fucking dictionary of all time, man.
Let's put the alphabetization in the bag.
Sure.
Let's grab some of those.
Drop the photos on purpose.
Okay, someone's having a dream.
I'm dreaming.
I'm dreaming about harmonicas.
What do you mean they're making a new Fockers?
They're making a new Fockers and Ariana Grande plays the role of Robert De Niro.
I've seen this dream already they give me a globe because they're speaking different languages
Maybe I played too much Tomodachi life. Oh, I had that dream again
Why is your outfit like that? I wanted this my my me said give me give me more of an edge
What's up with Ryan
What's that? Why does it look like it's taking a bath shot?
It's not coming from here. Oh, that's the bathroom
Maybe here
Oh, no, he's stinky. Oh, that reminds me I've been needing to watch these clothes for three weeks straight. I
Literally bought the outfit this morning, man
Hey, good afternoon. Can I say something? I'm like-hearted, right?
Certainly not moody and gloomy, type shit.
Yeah, man.
Get me out of here. Why is your dress like David Blaine?
I'm not wearing a block of ice, okay?
do you have a moment yes I would just love oh my god I'd fuck off man
Billy I've got something important to tell you oh my god if you tell me to put
a fucking bench here Paulie I'm gonna freak out I would just love it oh my
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, maybe another time.
Daniel Plainview is getting acquainted with Chad.
They have not met yet, though.
As in, will me, pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is Daniel Plainview.
I am your friend, yeah.
I'm sorry.
You should switch games. I'm not sure this game has enough content. Um, yeah, but I like
this shit that comes out of my mouth like way better than being like, I'm not gonna
play my, I'm not gonna play my attack. I'm not gonna play my block. Then I'm gonna play
my attack. And after that, I think I'll play my block. I think I'm gonna play my
block. Oh, we're gonna win here. Oh, we died. Oh, I'm gonna play my attack.
I'm gonna play my block. I'm gonna play my block.
Anything could happen in this, man.
Like, we could... Have you considered Bob Dylan is singing a song to the Angry Video Game Nerd?
It's gonna take you back to the past to play the shady games that suck ass to my song.
Oh shit he got scared.
Anything, anything at all?
Nothing at all.
I think it's time to make another me, but again, they don't have space.
I know you're going to say, what about over here?
Well, this is where Daniel Plainview lives.
We could also, um, could also make a custom object.
could also make like trying to think it'll also make big shiny toon six yeah
could also make Asia by Steely Dan
this I don't think I'm the type of beast that can make desire but I definitely
think I could probably make Asia by Steely Dan it's it's certainly a
treasure it's music from here you can create jackets for music albums um what
can I be honest with you if anything it's kind of it starts well what kind of
music is it it actually is kind of like modern music for the 70s at least red
red pill and a blue pill for trinity could go crazy too.
Okay one second.
Asia album.
I know this shit is going to be
in a fucking web pee format.
Save image as web pee.
Yeah thanks pitchfork.
I forgot you made Asia by Steely Dan.
Oh wait no the fuck you didn't.
And then save as, we'll call that Asia Cool, and then we put that shit on the screen man.
Oh shit.
See, this is easy enough for a guy like me to make.
If I could figure out the controls.
I would say that's a good start.
And then there's something very simple here.
around here it says steely ban in all caps can I say something it should say
steely band because it's in Tomodachi life and obviously it should be in white
Okay.
You can overlap the PNG and trace it.
Wait, wait.
Wait, I could put the PNG on top of my OBS screen and then just trace the pixels.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait.
Blending mode. Scale filtering. Blending method. How does one do this? Properties? Alphas?
Just lower its opacity. That's literally what I'm asking you how to do. And you're
saying just lower its opacity that's what I'm asking you to do. It's something
I've never done in OBS before. Filter settings. Filters. Scale filtering.
filters add add a filter filters color correction opacity my king
opacity 35 percent. Okay, obviously it has to be a lot more opaque than that.
Can I just say my eyeballing was pretty close, man.
Now I drag my this is going to I'm instead of looking to the right now,
which is the left for you.
I'm going to be looking straight on, which is going to bother you guys
because I'm going to you're going to be like, whoa, I didn't know you look like this.
But we'll bring it back.
OK, so all we got to do is fucking trace on the thing, man.
Now I can see myself like so much more head-on, but you can't, you literally can't zoom in.
Okay, that's fine.
Well let's erase where it says Steely Dan and then type in Steely Dan.
Steely me is so much better that it doesn't make any, what do you mean is better?
Steely me is not better at all. It completely removes the wordplay of it
Mealy Dan is a is acceptable, but I think steely Dan is is the the best possible resolution of this quandary
Put that there does it kind of look like shit. Yeah, but once I remove it it won't oh, it's not in all caps
It should be lowercase. Okay, we'll build a time machine and take that up with Walter
backer bro. That actually looks good as fuck. Okay. We need crimson. Get a color
match that's fucking bang on bro and then I would like a smaller it's gonna
to call it a crosshair the problem is now I can't tell what the fuck is the is the game
and what the fuck is real, dude.
You can look on the left.
Anyway, as long as it evokes, the image itself doesn't matter if it's perfect.
That being said, obviously like it has to be fucking perfect.
It's actually looking pretty fucking peak.
I can live with that.
Then we move to the J.
We always touch it up later.
How about y'all got a little impatient?
Can't wait to see how the face looks.
That's where I'm thinking, God, just being able to put like a me in silhouette would
go so hard.
for the face. I guess you can get a me stamp and then rotate it. Wait. Wait. That literally
looks good enough. Okay. J's too thick. I literally don't care. We'll use black to take
a line off it later. Again, I'm not I'm not going to spend my I'm not selling these. Okay.
I'm not packaging these up as unity assets. As long as people that didn't see this laborious
segment of me making the album cover can come in and go Holy fuck, you made Asia.
That's all I need.
Okay, it does kind of look like shit though.
It does kind of look like garbage.
Give me a second here.
up the graphics on level three a little bit. That I can absolutely live with that. I can
absolutely live with that. Okay, now this is where things are going to get mighty interesting.
So here's what I think we even though this is all one person, all we need to do is fill
Fill in the, separate the face from the body.
Fill in the red with red and the white with white.
And then do the rest after.
Chad, this is the greatest idea you've ever had.
Even if you did steal it from Vinny, it's the greatest idea you've ever had.
Wait, that's a person?
Bro, that's Asia.
That's who we run to when our dime dancing is through, man.
Now this is just getting a little tricky.
Don't get me wrong.
Just hold.
Can't you zoom in?
Yeah, but it'll fuck up the transparency on the PNG.
It's the most locked in you've ever been.
It's so crazy that like, I was like, yeah, Tomodachi Life will be like fun for a while,
I'm not sure how long it'll last and I'm out here making Steely Dan's second best album. That's right. I said it
I'm coming out on the side of goucho in the Asia versus goucho war
Now that's not me saying Asia is not a masterpiece is obviously a masterpiece is easily a 10 out of 10
But I don't know what to tell you I just think I mean I think goucho has more tens on it
And that's on Walter and Don
Okay, I literally think that looks fine.
This is not white though.
This is a little like Mother of Pearl.
Hey 19, yeah but hey 19 ain't even the best song on, in fact I'm not even sure it's in
the top four songs on Gaucho man, perfectly good song to put on a playlist, don't get
me wrong but, I mean Gaucho is number one, that's a given, number two, I'm gonna be
so fucking for real, it might be my rival, man.
I'm pretty sure you could only really get that if you're the type of beast who struck
a match against the door of Anthony's bar and grill.
Glamour profession's real good too, don't get me wrong.
Check, am I fucking crazy?
This looks awesome.
Say the first line of, hey 19, you son of a bitch.
back when in six and seven I'm just growing oh you should listen to steely
that you would actually have a fucking whale of a time listen to steely Dan
Shibley.
Shibley Dan.
Surprisingly riveting content, man.
I was really, I was in Dan's chat and I will play Vampire Crawlers. I do think it looks good,
But Chibli, I think you can relate to this. Dan was saying like, hey, Ryan, are you gonna play this?
And I was like, can you believe it's 2030 and people are still asking us to quote on quote,
play new games? Like, I don't know what they want us to say, man. We've seen it all.
Playing so many new games, even the new games are like a little old.
I think it's cool.
Pull up. We're making, we're
making Steely Dan Alvin covers
in MS paint.
Now, there probably should be
like a dither or something here,
but I ain't Bob Ross, man.
You covered all the red on the right.
We go over it again.
Honestly, I think it just felt so good to see the paint being applied to the canvas that I didn't think about it that hard.
I was like, man, why does it look better on the PNG than it does on the actual art?
And then I was like, oh, right, because the PNG is fucking, that's the picture, man.
Because the PNG is the fucking album, and I'm just out here doing fucking nothing.
I'm just kind of tracing.
Come back this way.
It's definitely here. We need some more redness here.
That's too much.
I hear you, less is more.
It's hard to tell.
Like I feel like I'm kind of going cross-eyed here, trying to look.
I guess I should look at the parts that are redder.
the on the PNG than they are on the image. That's looking a lot better already to be honest.
Okay now here's where things get interesting. I'm gonna take the image off the screen for a second.
That hurt. Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you, taking the image off the screen hurt a lot.
Because I really thought like it was looking basically as good as the album.
And I've been disabused of that notion. But now we just fill in the gaps,
like Rocky and Adrian.
Yeah, that looks like cloth.
Now you can zoom.
So true.
Okay, I think, honestly, I think this is fine.
I can actually live with that. Is it perfect? No.
I can live with that and now
the reds need to be connected through the middle.
Right here.
I'll tell ya, I don't think anywhere in Ninja's Masterclass, does it say design Steely Van
albums in Tomodachi Life?
Probably says some shit like, get good at the game so you can get Victory Royale's.
People like to watch people live, or win, I should say.
I like to watch people live, to be honest.
Okay, there you go.
That's Asia.
Now for the most important part, man.
Is there any way we could do it in profile?
You can't?
You can erase half the face, but she's kind of, you see, right?
Like she's turned to the side.
You know, I think I can make it work.
I think I can make it work by just,
cause it'll look enough like it.
I gotta crank up the opacity a little bit for this one.
That seemed to change nothing at all
And then it would be like take out the eraser tool and like we know for a fact
Well, that's obvious. Okay, take do not take out the eraser tool
Is this really how you do it?
Is this really how art works?
In the modern day?
Am I crazy to think it's got to be the other side of the face for this to make sense?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
And then can I lower the opacity on my stamp?
And then flip the stamp.
the best track on Asia. It's got to be Asia man. I'm sorry this is actually good
enough. This is literally good enough and it looks awesome. It's not I got the
news I think this looks good as fuck let's take this off it actually looks
incredible man it looks so fucking good what's the best song on the royal scam
that one is literally just objective that one is the caves of Altamira
I recall when I was it even though it does sound like the Alan AI voice is singing it how I spent my days alone
The busy world was not for me. So I went and found my own
What kind of music is this
Geez, what's the character limit on this it's a little bit like jazz, but
It's got a little something extra going to it as well
I guess it's I mean at the end of the day it's Asia bro
No no no first off it's it's singular and it's plural but also it's not Aya it's wait
can we do a
I can do this.
Hey, yeah.
Hey,
sorry.
Hey,
yeah.
How can I make it go longer?
Whatever, that's good enough.
Content?
I mean, this should be multiple choice, man, I should be able to check as many as are
appropriate.
Stimulating is very appropriate. The vibe I would say, I mean I would say the vibe is kind of like
I mean it changes song to song man. It is a great chill-out album. It's a great laid-back album
Sounds like East St. Louis to the little motherfucker
What hey
Lighting those kind of bring it out, but you guys are so fucking good, man
It's actually awesome, it's actually incredible
You cooked well, thanks. It's a chasing but still
22 copies of Asia.
Alright, next step.
I mean it's 5 bucks bro, we take that any day of the week.
Damn, bro's just watching his wife do the dishes trying to get some attention.
That's crazy.
This roast lamb will just not come off.
I'm hey good afternoon
Here's a treasure, bro
You gave him an Asia yeah, yeah, you're damn right he likes it
I'm sorry I have to change it no we'll change it tomorrow it's nice that you
get an arc for a day what's up with Ryan what's up as he just gives fucking
life just change bro
Don't play with paper.
Who are you?
Come on.
around the house huh people want to talk to me and I just I'm always in the
middle of something no you play view I've abandoned my balance I don't think
he's been introduced to Trinity yet they're talking about what it would be
like to consume the Loona's mix daily for a year Richie Tannenbaum oh how about
Paulie won't do I'm sorry now everybody else is busy
Austin's getting fucking steamy over the shit that
He's saying mouth. What are you up to? Oh, he's done in some judo
Daniel Daniel's playing baseball by himself. I hope your best friend he fell
There's Dan's unsure of what to do
What do you do for work?
When I talk to Malfi about PUBG, he goes nuts every time.
It's him, man! It's him!
He's the best buts. You sweats.
It's him!
Here we are.
Are you alright?
Please help me.
So, in it...
Oh.
Please make more friends?
Well they haven't even all been introduced to each other yet.
Damn, Daniel playing you vibin' with Daniel Giesling.
You heard it here first.
Austin Powers seems to be watching chat closely.
Let's settle this today once and for all.
Oh shit.
Treasure face off.
Well.
Arr.
Incense burner versus NES controller.
Aye.
I lost.
I lost my mojo.
Damn, he's depressed.
Can I say something?
where's where's Amy blue?
Is that you Amy blue? It's all no, that's Richie Tenenbaum my bed
Amy blue inner house still kind of tweaking out a little bit yeah from the doom generation one in the same
Please don't ask for an outfit change
Hey, brother. You know, your eyes look just like Ryan's.
Amy Blue Hemant Omelette.
Yum.
Level up. I don't know what the fuck to make your personality.
The movie's only 81 minutes long.
I'm going to say you won't greet others just so we can move on from this.
What's Amy Blue from?
Are you sitting down?
Doesn't she steal? She literally buys things because it was in the 90s where everything
cost $6.66. I can do that for you. Treasure that'll knock everyone's socks off. Well the
doom generation is actually all about television. And our nations reliance on it. Oh damn I
I should have given her Asia, you're right.
I'm gonna give her Asia anyway.
What's the Doom generation?
It's a show on Cartoon Network.
I just want to seed these copies out here so that I see people pondering the album throughout
the island.
Alright, she's okay with it.
Now if you don't mind, you say you're ready to risk it all, but then you don't actually
risk it all.
Nancy's seeing you here.
Where are you off to?
Oh no, she's coming on too strong.
Tell me!
No, her energy is all fucked up, man.
You okay, Connor?
Okay, good afternoon.
Bro is clueless, man.
Yaki Soba seems like a great pregame mea.
Yum.
Maybe he needs a copy of Asia to calm down.
I feel like Connor McDavid is a little bit more like, I don't know, like Kenny Chesney
coded maybe.
I'm not sure he could really appreciate, well you know what, let's find out why we
out here theory crafting, but instead, I mean I got 20 copies burning a hole in my pocket.
I gave him an Asia.
Oh wait, I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game. Nah, bro, he probably just listens to peg
He's not a real Asia enjoyer
You imagine seeing the video of the Oilers locker room after they win a game, and it's like
I don't care anymore why you run around break away
When they say get pucks in deep, they say it in the middle of a sentence.
We just got to get pucks in deep, crash the net, and would they say like after 60 minutes
So the best team wins or something like that?
Hard on the forecheck.
Who say pucks in deep?
Win some battles, make the tough plays along the boards.
Get in deep on the half wall.
I've been watching hockey for like 35 years.
Some of the shit that they say, I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
But I'm sure it's annoying as fuck to have like a 20 year career, I'm going to say get
pucks in deep.
To have a 20 year career where you have to pretend like anything that happens in the
locker room could possibly help you beat the opposing team when you're outmatched.
But you have to act like you actually have 100% control over the outcome of the game
when somebody asks you a question like what's your plan for the third period?
It's like, I don't know, man.
They're professional hockey players too, bro.
Like we're doing our best.
They're also, they're asking the same questions over there, man.
Crazy thing is they have to believe it.
Always thought about that like, you know,
before like a sports tournament in the sixth grade,
you would play like we are the champions
or something like that.
you'd be like damn I'm fucking pumped up then you realize like they're over there
listening to we are the champions bro you're not the only person who knows we
are the champions like you're getting the same fuel
get put Cindy I love it that expression pretty much sums up who I am as a
person actually does though um Austin powers can't have a copy of Asia because
it he missed he was frozen when it came out I guess he could get one now that I
because he got unfrozen in 1997 how about a quick game of no repeats no it's a
shitload of fuck that being said you desperately need to level up so we can
get some more catchphrases you don't know shit about Richie Tannenbaum who's
that pardon me could I have a moment my name is the angry video gamer you are the
angry video gamer I'm Richie Tannenbaum who do you think it is
I'm always getting along well with people who are roughly the same age as me.
Alright, I think it's time to make another me as well.
Oh my god, I can't believe it's 1243, man.
Austin Powers does need a Liberace album.
I can't believe Liberace was gay.
What is it?
much the end of the Cold War the fall of the Berlin Wall I know I can't believe
Liberace was gay I mean women loved him oh Gordon Ramsay season I forgot it's
Gordon Ramsay time
Chibley do you have a Gordon Ramsay yet I'm sure you're getting the same shit by
by the way, Chibli, don't get me wrong.
But like, it's really hilarious
when someone comes into my chat
and then they say some shit like,
like you should put this person on your island.
And then all of chat goes like, great idea
without knowing that that person is just a Chibli viewer
and has stolen your comedic valor
to farm plus twos in my chat.
Which I find very very I mean unacceptable to be honest
It is hard to make me as other people haven't made honestly having Roger Deacons on your island is kind of peak
Charlotte Roger Deacons also kind of an old incident to an adult
This is fucking awesome take a screenshot
shot. Garner McDavid and Trinity are listening to Asia and talking about how it has completely
rocked their world. And that's only track one, they haven't even gotten to Asia yet.
The album art is so good. Thank you for saying that. It's actually, it's so awesome, man.
I think it's so awesome.
Uh, wait, wait, let's see what the game is first.
It's like the game made the same.
I could use it, I could use another pull in the Harmonica Lottery, no, not no repeats
man.
Yes, let's do Shadowquish.
Here's your first mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
That's nachos.
the answer is
bring a corn soup
oh the fucker
hey you
wasted my time
nacho's on a square plate
fuck off man
alright let's do this
gordon ramsey
why do you hate no repeats
too long could add a character from boogie nights who would I add though you
know who fucking kills it in boogie nights everyone talks about Mark
Walberg Philip Seymour Hoffman Bert Reynolds Alfred Molina you know who
fucking kills it in Boogie Nights is Thomas Jane. Now he's a much smaller role, but Thomas
Jane goes fucking Oscar mode in Boogie Nights. How did the dude end up being the Punisher
off of Boogie Nights? Like it doesn't make any damn sense. So we obviously, Gordon Ramsay
yelling. What in Ramsey? That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. Damn, Tom Cruise from Magnolia
So it would be a great pull to,
well, there's Ramsey Cool.
And then put it up on the screen.
Now, maybe I've changed the transparency on it.
There's a little bit like Damon Albarn when Nardwar says, how's it going?
Okay, that Eblon is a great Nardwar adjacent emo.
Gordon?
Not Gordon.
Not Gordon.
That's Gordon.
Now the hair on Gordon should be very, very, it's a little me-coded, man.
Like he kinda...
I'm not stopping here, but it is kind of like this.
Don't tell me it's not kind of like this, because it is kind of like this.
I've seen Gordon Ramsay, bro.
I know what he looks like.
It's kind of like that.
is also kind of like this with highlights.
Now Gordon.
Wait, bro!
That's Gordon, man.
But it's just like,
It's a little lighter.
I think we can, I think we can blonde him.
Maybe hit him with like some, bro, unless I don't know the low lights, the low lights
are a little weird.
And that with the highlights is good enough.
And then this is like it already looks a little bit like him, but angry mouth that's yelling
is going to bring this shit out man.
And there's the lamb sauce.
That's true.
He is also very red.
That looks like it.
I don't know why I was gonna say do I make you do I make you horny it's the
wrong British guy I mean that's Gordon Ramsay man and then one thing you
absolutely need is like a single forehead wrinkle he's all about the
forehead wrinkles. You can make them like a little smaller, but also like a little bigger.
Wait, this is really good.
Yeah, much bigger mouth. I would agree with that.
Now, eyes.
I mean, Stanley even heard this before, but it kind of got like old reliable, is really
good.
They honestly do have kind of that tilt to it.
Do you even know what color Gordon Ramsay's eyes are?
Brows are kind of blue or real original. Thin on the brows for sure.
He does have kind of plucked eyebrows.
This is so much like a South Park character man. I'm freaking out.
Lowkey Gordon's kind of browless?
Why are you laughing, Speed?
I think he needs some brows just to sort of like, just to tie his look together.
Can I say something?
I feel like first off, obviously, yes, lighter brow makes a lot of sense.
Maybe not that light.
I can live with that.
I think the mouth kind of sucks.
It's just too South Park.
That's like, oh no, oh the food you cooked is too scary.
We could just have him not be shouting and instead be like angry.
Like just frowning.
would work. Wait, kind of does have a small mouth that just opens wide. But he has to be
angry you're right on the nose to the nose is definitely get oh my god oh my god
it's Gordon Ramsay
yo blue thank you for the raid I don't know if you can tell who we're making
in the picture that we have on the screen right now, but we've almost struck oil on
a beautiful Gordon Ramsay. He also needs, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Every
Every single one is pretty good, which to me means that we have done an amazing job.
That's not good.
That's again, I don't, it's crazy to just put a Hitler option, man.
But, um, give me one of those.
I think that's giving the most Gordon to me, although I guess, wait, he kind of
He is a little cheeked up.
You don't think so?
I mean, I think this just gives him a little bit of detail at least which I like. He does have ears. I've noticed that.
In the myriad properties that I've watched of his.
And I will not watch the show where it's about him building like a four-story restaurant at the top of the building.
because Kate watched like maybe eight minutes of it and he just kept talking
about like what a financial risk it was and I was like buddy you signed the loan
like I this just yell at someone it's not my you took a risky business deal and
now all of a sudden I gotta watch 10 episodes of a Netflix show like you're
offloading the risk to the end consumer bro
No, I think the hair is right, guys.
I think you're off on... by saying that the hair is the problem.
First off, I don't subscribe to the idea that there actually is a problem here.
But if there is a problem, it's the mouth.
This is him when he's on like a Korean reality show.
always happy wait this this kind of looks like he's angry yelling it also
also kind of looks like he has a mouth guard.
I don't think about it.
I don't think about it a little bit.
What if it's some ellipse?
Add some ellipse to it.
It doesn't make any difference at all.
You see what it looks like if we were to do this.
Scared, apprehensive Gordon.
Mr. Too Damn Angry.
Eyes simply too big.
That might be something.
It's simply too big.
Maybe not enough vitriol in the eyes either.
That ain't right though.
Oh, that ain't right.
Blue I could see.
Sideways tear eyes.
Sideways.
Are you talking about like a cat's eyes?
The eyes were perfect before.
Honestly, I thought so.
But then people were like, it doesn't look like them.
I'm like, yeah, I know, it's a Nintendo game.
Well, okay, but like, really, really angry.
He's almost too angry though.
Now that I've looked at it a little more,
he's almost, it does look a little bit like Ellen
when you're asking for a vacation day
or something like that.
I'm going back to the, I'm going back to these eyes,
but I will say, no, man.
It's- he's more like that.
I don't know what- oh, they- they look fucking huge like that.
But now the eyebrows are all fucked up, man.
That could work.
no man that ain't it the mouth sucks it's Nintendo switch game I'm doing what
I can
Dude, I don't know I know this is like where we started it really it looks a lot better with this one
It looks a lot better
I think I'm content with this.
That's Gordon Ramsay.
I don't know what to tell you.
He's tall, but I don't think he's as tall as Daniel Plainview.
Daniel Plainview be staying at 6 foot 1 for sure.
He's 6'5?
Nah, Unks worried about the wrong kind of board.
The Spurs need you man, Wemby just went down.
My name is Gordon Ramsey.
Now I know you're gonna say it because you're already typing it.
It should be Ramsey, S-I-I.
The thing is, I don't want, I am okay playing around the margins with the me wordplay, but
his name is Sacrissite.
The name has to be Gordon Ramsey.
And then inside of the game, if somebody wants to give him a nickname that has a certain
amount of jeune sé quoi, then we change those.
Yes, we will.
Everybody should call him chef.
That makes perfect sense.
I don't know why I would go in this direction, man.
But the fuck is sacrosanct?
means don't change it. It talks pretty quick. Any British tones? Right, quick. My name's
Gordon Ramsay. I'm picturing him karate chopping his own head. My name's Gordon Ramsay. This
It's just how to make perfect scrambled eggs.
Right.
We gotta figure this out cause the delivery, he doesn't up talk at all. He exclusively down talks.
Gordon Ramsay. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 22nd, 2026.
Right.
So, count as this goes down.
That's a hot pan, oil, butter.
My name is Gordon Ramsay.
Wait till it sizzles.
It's nice to meet you.
Eggs cracked.
Today is April 22nd.
Cracked on the counter, not on the edge.
In the pan, heat, he rubs his hands on the tea towel.
My name is Gordon Ramsay.
Salt, coarse salt.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 22nd.
My name is Gordon Ramsay.
Fucking table salt parsley coarsely chopped in the pan out of the fucking pan
So how does this boy sound?
Master Gordon Ramp. My name is Gordon Ramsay. It's nice to meet you
Today is April 22nd 2020. That's his speed
So how does this boy sound and then the pitch is much lower. My name is Gordon Ramsay
It's nice to meet you today is April 22nd 2026
so how does this voice sound my name is Gordon Ramsay it's nice to meet you this
looks like Ellen yeah bro Gordon Ramsay looks like Ellen again this is like an
art imitates life situation these two motherfuckers look similar IRL they're
gonna look similar in the game to April 22nd 2026 so how does this the only
difference between Gordon Ramsay and Ellen IRL is like if you saw Ellen in a
chef's jacket you'd be like oh shit I better make sure I got the lamb sauce
And if you saw Gordon Ramsay in like a fuck-ass blazer on top of a sweater with some white slacks on you'd be like
I could somebody tell you that I want tomorrow off. I'm scared
My name is Gordon Ramsay. It's nice
My name is Gordon Ramsay. It's nice to meet you. My name is Gordon Ramsay. It's nice to meet you. Fuck you
My name is Gordon Ramsay. It's nice to meet you
today is April 22nd 2026 so how does this voice sound my name is Gordon Ramsey
my name is Gordon Ramsey today is April 22nd 2026 so how does this voice sound I
think that sounds pretty fucking good given the tools that we have access to
man. He moves fast as fuck. His speech is entirely honest. His energy, his energy is
all over the place man. His thinking is pretty serious. But weirdly enough, I don't think
he's that quirky. He's pretty normal, I don't know. Energy is energies all over the fucking
place. Oh you can't see because I got his picture up.
He's only serious on US TV? No bro, like on the US TV he'll call someone like a
donkey or whatever but on the British TV he'll call you like a drug addict and
shit like that. I don't think I have a dynamo this is bro by the way let Chad
tell you how to make the me never let Chad have me tell you how to make the
personality every single time I have nailed the personality of the person
that I'm trying to add this is Gordon Ramsey assertive and highly regarded trust
their own instincts and commands the respect of others that's Gordon bro
I mean he can't live on plain view island I'll just start you right there
I did not use the chip chart. I'm just an intuitive person. I'm an empath.
Fuck it, bro. He could live over here. See if I care.
Dude, it makes so much sense for him to live right next to the grocery store.
No, you're right. He should live next to the restaurant.
Behind the restaurant. No, I'll put him next to the grocery store because the layout's a little more...
It's more coded for that but, there you go man.
Looks a little fucked up, don't get me wrong.
Hey Bear.
It's nice to meet you, brother.
I'm Gordon Ramsay.
I'm an outgoing dynamo who loves getting to know others.
People often tell me I'm very passionate.
I can't wait to start living here.
That's damn true.
He do look like the damn house.
Now Gordon, oh shit I'm nervous.
Um, Gordon, it's your perfect scrambled eggs, man.
Yum.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, he didn't like it.
He didn't like it.
No, no, no.
Um, sparkling water, chef?
Yum.
I'll tell you, that's the best thing I fucking had
was the sparkling water. Yep, I knew that shit was coming.
You need some kind of shit. I don't know if we can get a chef's jacket, but you need
something. I mean, if you take off the boutonniere, it's kind of chef-coded.
I think it's pretty chef-coded if you take off the boutonniere, man.
Get you a tailcoat.
Some white sweatpants.
No way they wear black slacks in the kitchen.
That's right.
And a tennis skirt and thigh highs.
Gordon Ramsay strikes me as a guy who might wear these kind of socks with black business
shoes.
This would be so huge for me.
People always doubt my sartorial sense.
But if we could come up with a chef's jacket from base principles, man, oh man.
It sucks a lot, but it's all going to come together.
It does look like total shit.
It's all going to come together when we get...
Not this kitchen!
Fuck off, you donkey!
Welcome.
That kitchen's not even close.
We need this kitchen.
You very much. Please come again.
Yes! There we go.
They thought he was fucking Nigella Lawson, bro.
Way to kind of... kind of worse.
He likes it?
Yeah, I should hope so. Spent your whole life in there, man.
Yeah, this is different. Thank you.
And then do I have any food-related treasures?
I got a bowl. That's something.
funny you know what how about a botanical guidebook to teach you about herbs
can you tuck in the top wait great question well he doesn't like it
all right man shadow already clocked it just put the asia in the bag of course he's gonna
love it he's a intellectual whatever he tolerates it it's no park life please
please we need this catchphrase
is that your daughter on the album cover yeah it's fucking awesome right
Fuck you bro. I'll give you like a...
I don't know man.
Do I want some toilet paper?
This might be good enough. Oh, he does love soccer. That's right. Giving him a soccer ball
at some point would be huge. But first, first he needs a catchphrase. So wait, when finishing
a sentence he has to say, you donkey. When he's angry, he has to say, yeah, it's raw.
the lamb sauce, you've been chopped, all that sort of stuff.
Thank you. Now I feel more like myself. You don't he's good,
And then that's Gordon, man, sorry to say you can't tuck in his top, but you could pretend
this is an episode of Kitchen Nightmares UK and remove all his clothes.
He was all freaky ass.
Ankh was always taking his shirt off in the hotel, man.
Who's he gonna be friends with?
That's not up to me, bro.
All right, let's have him,
let's start having him meet some individuals.
You know, I feel like we,
Gordon Ramsay and Malflitt
have some interesting conversations.
He's pondering the dye as usual.
You donkey. I'm Gordon Ramsay.
He and AVGN? Oh man, it'd be a fly on the wall when AVGN meets Gordon Ramsay.
Nanny cake, watch your bell with that.
Sparkle, Nanny cake, Rancy, Nanny cake, Bump.
Talking about food? I thought I was gonna say they do seem like-minded.
Trinity's watching Amy Blue closely.
Oh for it.
They've never met.
Still to this day.
Pardon me.
Could I have a moment?
My name is Trinity.
God damn you.
My name is Trinity.
Um, yeah.
I'm Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
She's talking about how much she's into Judo, bro.
How do they know?
How did they know?
No man, they ain't ever gonna shut up.
Seems like minded. All right.
The god damn you Cypher is the biggest stroke of genius I have had playing this game.
Her ending. Fat bastard. What the fuck did you call me? Sorry, my mind was elsewhere.
What you thinking about fat bastard man? Oh she can't level up but she's hungry
which means she is gonna level up. Wake up honey it's time for your corn flakes
and electrolyte beverage. It's got everything the body needs.
You can't die, Neo, you're the one dodged the way you're so jet I need to play this game
with you.
Dodge this before eating is so fucking good.
It's like she's taunting the food before she eats.
You've actually, you've opened my mind to like a new way to recontextualize
the catchphrases.
We don't have to put it where it's most appropriate.
We have to put it where it's funniest.
That's true.
And then...
Now, man, she tauntin' the damn Gatorade.
Electrolyte's kind of the vibe when your body needs like sodium and potassium or whatever.
What do you got?
Gordon?
Gordon, he is pissed already.
What the fuck happened, man?
Fuck.
I'm a little upset right now, you donkey.
I don't usually get mad like this, but my talk with mouth really upset me, you donkey.
What happened?
I thought they would do they were like minding and getting along I
Know mouth was probably saying some shit like why don't they make like a Montreal smoked meat doughnut or something like that
Gordon Ramsay just couldn't take it anymore
Can you help you help Daniel get up I don't think you and Dan would get along
I don't think Dan likes British humor
Are you alright?
Please help me. You sweats
I do need to introduce him to ABGM. If they get in an argument, man, that would be...
That would be a serious battle of the minds, man
Thank you. You sweats. It was no trouble at all. You don't keep
You know what that means bro we can level up
Ghibli I know you're not in chat but I'm going to pretend you are for aura farming reasons
Be so dead-ass with me, what level are you?
I need to know what level he is.
I know he was at least 37 on Monday.
I'm 38 on Wednesday, but New Zealand's a day ahead anyway.
I don't like seeing him out without his hat on.
Who gets to go to America?
I think we got to send Daniel Plain to the United States of America.
I thought him and that country seem to have a certain alignment of values, I would say.
I could really use the alone time.
It looks like a wish has already been added, so someone can leave him.
Anyway, every single time it's the same thing.
Send Austin Powers.
No, I like Austin Powers.
Daniel, Gordon looks a little out of place.
Could make Bella Baxter, could make Bella Baxter from more things.
Oh, you've really given me a tour of America. Thank you so much.
I've only seen but the frontier of this great land.
I took a train from the ocean, found my way to the desert, and planted my feet into the
ground and have not been moved ever since.
How often does the Statue of Liberty change which hand is holding the torch?
I wanna see it.
Thank you.
Daniel, playing you in the kindergarten.
Man
I mean he's really just seen New York though at this point
What the fuck
The skyline looks great from the Brooklyn Bridge
You just went to New York man, I mean it's don't get me wrong New York City is mighty nice
As in oil me that was a wonderful trip
I thought he would at least go to the Grand Canyon or something and I could get a picture
of him at the Grand Canyon or at the Pacific Ocean which literally fucking happens in the
movie and it's where he realizes that he's not a human being.
Who have you not met yet?
Erk.
Erk.
I bet if I fed you another food, you might fucking level up.
Yum.
I have to feed this dude baked beans every single day man.
I will never skip the cutscene.
It's so perfect for him because of like the spout of water that looks like he paid there
to his oil survey.
I do need to make a milkshake.
Wait, has anybody seen a milkshake in the game?
This dude's going to be level 99 by tomorrow if I keep him on the big beans diet.
When sad, when sad he definitely says I've abandoned my boy.
Sad might not be the word I would use.
my child. And then an exclamation mark. That's so while eating, he does have to say, I drink
your milkshake. That's the perfect Daniel Plain view eating message. Daniel, can you
throw up really quick so I can feed you two more servings of beans and give you another
catchphrase?
I've abandoned my child. That is such a neat thing to say.
Yeah? You wanna play something?
As in well me. Care for a round of pixel quiz.
Sure, man.
I'll even play with you plainly as an oil me would.
Here's your first pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Shrimp sushi.
Fresh spring rolls for sure.
The answer is...
Fresh spring rolls.
Next up, your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
Bun.
Cheese bun.
The answer is...
Con de Queijo.
And finally the last pixelated item please be a note. What do you think it is chess piece?
I didn't say as that's Rob the robot bro. The correct answer is
Congratulations you won. You give me a harmonica
That's not a harmonica, man.
Rabbit pretty good too, though.
Chiptoon looks a lot like Pippo jammin' out.
Alright, let's take a peek at what's going on with Kate here.
Dude, I don't know, I love Tomodachi Life.
This is so crazy.
i think i could literally play this game like sixteen hours a day
it doesn't make sense
i wanna watch green i wanna watch purple
that's all that check it out as a result of your short sightedness now
you're both watching yellow
but they love it though you know what that that's probably meet the parents
that's the tbs
24-hour marathon meet the parents
Huge they care deeply for each other because the movie after you while you're like it's funny
And it makes you think but also you're like you appreciate the value of family at the end of it
Hey there
What's up, hey something I want to be friends with the angry video game nerd touch shit. Yes, man great thinking what should we talk about?
out. Let's see. What did you have in mind? You should definitely talk about something
else. And it should be Fester's Quest. Yes, dude. I think he would love to talk to me
about Fester's quest.
Done it.
I'll go talk to him about Fester's quest.
Type shit.
I definitely need another sentence ending, because type shit at the end of every sentence
is insane.
Heya, the angry video game nerd.
Do you feel like talking about Fester's quest?
Tell me, Ryan, did you see that report on TV yesterday?
I did.
Fester's quest I had your video up. Of course I saw it. I've been itching to talk to someone about it type shit. I
Was fascinated plus I've been wanting to talk with someone about Fester's quest that explains why you made the video man
And then we can talk about it
I really don't like Gordon Ramsay with like the fade on the back of his head she was very
like not 60 year old British man coated.
I think that AVGN would definitely call me Northern Lion.
I think a hundred percent.
Nortonian, you look great today.
Nortonian, what's your hangout?
Listen, it's not the worst, uh...
pronunciation of my relatively straightforward username that I've ever heard.
North million, northillion...
Northernillion?
How does it?
Wait, I don't like hearing him say that in his voice.
I think I would literally call him AVGN.
AVGN? You look great today.
And like pronounced as AVGN, yeah.
Don't get it twisted. Looks like AVGN and I are friends.
Thanks to Pester's quest, for a guy like me.
Seems like I can have a fun chat with Nordermion.
YES!
Expressions... when ending a sentence, we need...
Let me take a look at this for a second.
We already have for a guy like me... well, why is he ending every sentence with type
shit then?
Or whatever is good.
We already have a slash marker.
I do feel like giving them a catchphrase that they say every single time they eat something
is really smart.
He gave him an expression.
Okay, that's also very... I can bond with Amy Blue of the Doom generation over that as well, I would say.
Chicken and rice incoming.
He's playing some games, the worst you recall.
He's gonna find out which one sucked the most balls.
I would just love it if there were a bouncy playground right right here.
No man.
This is Daniel playing these property.
Get the fuck off this bro.
This is not a public park.
This is not a place to wait.
Wait, what are you listening to?
What is that delightful sound I hear?
Did he say angular banjo sound good to him?
Or did not have a little bone moe?
Could you A.B. Blue from the Doom generation?
Could you turn it up, please?
Oh, wait, he doesn't mind.
Daniel Plainby used to tell in chat
about how he shouldn't overlook the piggy bank.
Hi, Bobby.
I'm back. He hasn't made any more women. Bro, I literally made Alan Degeneres.
Three Cowboy hats a little ridiculous. I'm gonna change my own outfit to non Cowboy hat tomorrow, okay?
Is there anyone Dan has not met? I feel like he's kind of been like my go-to
to um well he is he's not met a lot of people here I think Dan would fucking
love ABGN man hi um don't think I've seen you around I'm Dan hello there Dan
I'm gonna see any video game nerd
what's funny to me is that I'm being accused of misogyny for not making
women on my island and then people in chat are typing shit like Nick Vanessa
from the bazaar which I think is deeply more troubling than later. They're like bro it's
problematic you haven't added any women put some video game characters that I know from
Mortal Kombat into this thing. Like it's so fucked up. She has a lot of good quotes.
She actually does have a lot of good quotes.
That is true.
Wait, I didn't give Gordon the soccer ball yet.
Oh my God, I have so many diverse little quirks.
But those who have a unique voice, loud, quiet, radiant, creepy, public farders, snores loudly,
sleeps restlessly, throws tantrums.
I'm right here.
Scaredy cat, night owl, fashionista, blinks a lot.
Okay, I mean, Public Farter is really big.
I meant tantrums for Gordon Ramsay, yes.
It's made of terracotta tea.
Yeah, it's like Chinese marble.
Jump.
Alright, let's keep it moving.
doing Connor. Bro, can I say it? Asia's been a fucking hit. Everybody loves it.
That being said, I'm picking you up. You met Bob? You're good friends. You haven't
met Polly Walnuts yet.
Hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Connor McDavid. Hello there, Connor McDavid. I'm
known as Polly Walnuts, Maron.
Oh shit.
Wait, wait, is that a clue? Is that lore? What would happen if I fed Connor McDavid
Luna's mix he says he loves it do it I promise my daughter I wouldn't feed Luna's
mix to anybody else even the person who's won the art rostro fee this year I
can't honor don't interrupt this is literally why I made this shit okay
bro I don't care about how you feel about the streetlight look at this shit
This is what it's like man. It's like he's fucking here
You just studying it you know how nerds is and all that
She's dreaming about you literally have seen this one ten times.
Don't give me another globe.
I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
God damn it.
Thank goodness.
They didn't expect anyone to play this much.
Oh.
Uh.
What's up?
You didn't do anything wrong.
Anything wrong?
Is that Trinity? Yeah, yeah that's Trinity.
Trinity from the Matrix to be specific.
Um...
Hello...
Uh...
What?
I've been thinking too hard.
When Richie Tannenbaum says I've been thinking too hard...
Whoa! That's the weirdest cat in the world!
That's true, we haven't spent much time with Ricky today, which is always a bit of a liability.
What I'm thinking, first off, most Royal Tenenbombs food would definitely be like if there
was like a potato chip sandwich or something like that.
But short of that, enjoy the last Greek salad we got, man.
And then I'm going to give him a bird.
I forgot I had a bird.
I got to give him a bird, and I got to give Polly Walnuts a spirit so that he gets haunted
by a ghost.
You need a pet.
It's not quite Mordecai, but he's Mordecai adjacent. He does need a tennis racket too
Yes
Oh my god, we had two grand in the bank, man
little quirks little quirks public public farter is so insane man he was that
richie kind of on farting all around the island wait Donna from that 70s show
might be a play that might be a play can have more than one um you know what
This is actually pretty real
He does cry when he's I mean he cries when he's sad. He just he does a little crying I suppose
He's very emotional as a thing. That's why I don't respect him
Good for you, man, you're moving a little different
Mordecai go! Wait, this is kind of awesome.
Then it's corner gas getting on the island. We need the old guy from corner gas.
The one who's always talking about conspiracy theories and shit.
Who thinks Canadian Tire's gonna buy the gas station?
Who was really named Brent, but thought none of us would notice.
I think you guys weren't fucking with each other.
I don't like whenever I hear Bob Dylan talking about hurricanes, I get scared, man.
Hey, nice to meet you, you donkey.
I'm Gordon Ramsay.
Hey, Gordon Ramsay.
I'm Aston Powers.
I don't know more about traveling than anybody I've ever met.
Actually, that might be true, because like on Kitchen Nightmares USA,
he wasn't just going to like, you know, LA and shit like that.
Like, bro, he's in Studio City.
He might be one of the most well-traveled individuals.
Oh, that's true! Aston Powers did go to space.
He did go to the moon.
That's a very good point.
Poly Walnuts?
I got horrible news for you, buddy.
First off, I think I might be out of Italian food.
Never mind.
I have the ability to go to the store and buy a fuckload of lasagna.
Stop calling it Mitt Romney.
This is Polly Walnuts who I think is a good guy because he's he works for the ultimate good guy Tony Soprano
Greatest idea I ever had in my entire life is only feeding them food that makes sense for their character then
Now Polly you might not like this because in the show it scared you
But also like you should like it because it's fitting your character lasagna lover. Thank you for the gifted subscriptions. Thank you
you're on the screen right now wait Niles oh we have to add Niles from
Frasier they have Niles hair in the in the fucking me creator that's another
guy well we can't have Maris we don't know what she looks like
What kind of shit call you all must be into, man?
Little quirks.
I mean, walks with a swagger is pretty real.
Okay, it kind of walks a little bit more like a rodeo rider, though, to be honest with
you.
A little bit more like that
I feel like I got one step closer to my true self
Yeah, that's it that's it 100% dude whoa shit
Rosie and spirits. Amy Blue is bored and she wants some company. Oh shit, what the fuck
have I done?
I've been out walking. I don't do so much talking, bees-dash, and she's hitting them
with the damn I have nipples Greg can you milk me quote he's like that's the
wrong Wilson actually I was in in that one I was in the family stone Owen was
in meet the parents anything to get her mind off Conor McDavid like the bro is
kind of like the Daniel plain view of hockey yes I can tell by the way I'm
bob in my head I'm listening to home at last
I don't know, just as real
I just wanted to look at it because it's real as fuck
Malph seems to be watching Gord, they're all listening to Asia man
Everybody that has a copy of Asia is listening to it
and everybody that doesn't is watching someone that does
Malphys talking about the massive impact that fat bastard had on his life.
Keep moving, keep moving all the time, though.
Remember through on a theme fail?
No, step down and have a plan B.
I could see us becoming good friends.
You donkey.
He do need a second record.
Dude, he's, he's pogging up the Asia too.
I feel like we haven't seen much of Bob Dylan today. Let me level up my island and then we'll
We'll see what Bob's up to
We had all hospitals hospital said to me is big because we that means we could add a fictional doctor
Maybe we could add perk from scrubs
Or we could add, um, Dr. House, obviously, or Dr. Robbie from, from the pit, something
like that.
Dr. Doom.
Oh, shit.
AVGN!
Save Polly Walnuts!
Are you alright?
Please, hit.
Dr. Pepper, could be Dr. Pepper.
Oof, I've never seen a case this bad before.
I'm gonna be okay, though.
Right.
I've never seen a case this bad before I'm gonna be okay though right Dr.
Dre so kind don't worry about it you think Nintendo would ever add accents to
this game damn we're having a fucking beach party my it's we're fucking talking
about that bastard again man all right Bob what's up with you all you know what chat chat's been kind
of doing nothing today as well chat is worried Dan won't remember this chat about PUBG I would say
that's valid uh a valid concern
damn
i'm probably pissed people are listening to asia
i don't know i'm trying to think what
this i could probably make self-portrait and though already looks like shit
or modern times which literally is just text that says modern times or some
shit like that but i am making like you know blonde on blonde or something that's his
his fucking face man.
It's not Nashville skyline Dylan,
this is 1976 Desire Dylan.
How does it feel?
Yes, dude.
Wait, you're so fucking real, you have stamps.
And then you can fucking just put them in a big coat
and this, oh!
Bob, talk to me.
I've been struck with inspiration.
I just, I was gonna renovate his fucking outfit.
Take me to the store.
Okay, what do we need?
We need the fuck-ass duffel coat.
And then, blue scarf?
One second.
What color is his scarf and blah, blah, blah.
It's like his white and black checkered print.
And then I guess we have no idea what kind of pants he's wearing.
I'm going to guess it's some kind of gene.
I'm going to guess it's a blue gene.
No panties! That's an interesting idea.
That's a very interesting idea. Bob Dylan, no panties.
Who's going to say it, man?
It seems like the type of fellow who might be wearing business shoes. Like at all times.
Who we making?
Oh, this is just Bob Dylan, but we're mixing up desire. We're going back like, uh,
maybe nine years and putting them in Blonde On Blonde instead.
Guys, this is really fucking good.
I don't know what you want me to say, like, that's...
That's it, man.
He fucking loves it too, can I say that?
Now you know what else he's gonna love?
old he probably like a liver sunglasses are needed he doesn't have sunglasses on
on the blonde cover
I
Can he's old he probably like baked beans
Oh shit, I killed him I killed Bob Dylan by feeding him baked beans bro. Maybe that was more for like, you know
your desire era blonde on blonde you're starting I might get 20 years old you're
not fucking with the fiber that much
what is eternity go for it follow the white rabbit type shit or whatever
hey Ryan hello
We do need a tracksuit for Pauly.
Oh you can make one, but you got a limited amount of time on this planet, you know?
Trinity, I'm married.
Dude, look at that.
What a tangled fucking web we weave, man.
We made Daniel playing view too good like this is this is what he would be doing in a situation like this
He could be he could be learning about games, but instead he's just pondering his wealth
Hey sushi can't stand long time. No see. Thank you for the gifted subscriptions. Thank you
You've been playing Tomodachi life
What do you feel about Austin Powers and Trinity becoming friends?
Good afternoon, Trinity.
Good afternoon.
What the fuck?
Is that Richie Tenenbaum's bird?
Goddamn you, Cypher.
They're trading jokes and seeing who has the funniest ones.
you are FUCKED! That's Austin Powers, he's the funniest guy ever!
What other 1999 movies can be incorporated?
Could be Tyler Durden could mix this whole fucking island up, man.
Could make Julianne Moore from Boogie Nights as well.
awohohoho
Neena from office space corporate accounts payable, this is Neena speaking just a moment
Me- Milton from office space with a red stapler
could be... could be a fucking play
noooo
Rob as played by John Q.ợ from High Fidelity
Jim Carry is the cable guy
A V G N pub G video incoming you heard it here first
Good afternoon, Richie Tinnabell.
The angry video game nerd.
Good afternoon.
Baaaaam.
Now get it on this man.
Bro just wants to go look at the ocean.
Wait, wait, wait.
He's going to shout something.
He's going to shout something at the sea.
I thought he just ripped one.
Nope.
He just, he went over here to sneeze.
Fair enough, man.
Okay.
Okay, on our way out the door here, let's set ourselves up for tomorrow.
Everybody's looking pretty good.
Game wants to play a game.
If it's no repeats, I'm dropping you in the water.
Yes, I do want to play Poke the Ferris Wheel.
Wait, Elizabeth Holmes is so perfect.
Deep monotone voice, red lipstick, blonde hair, black turtleneck.
Elizabeth Holmes would absolutely work on this island.
That's a great idea.
I run this fucking town.
Keep going. Just two folks to go.
We'll give it up.
Nice.
It's that simple.
I knew you could do it.
And you are going to give me a fucking harmonica.
Congratulations.
Or I'm going to give you 20 copies of Asia by Steely Dan.
Robert Dalke, that sounds so bad.
Here's how I rank things. Harmonica number one.
Number two, anything that I can give to my daughter when she comes home from school
and she'll be happy to receive it in the game.
Number three, everything else.
Number four, toilet paper.
I'm not putting Medruoma Queen in the game.
Be so fucking for real.
I'm trying to save you.
I'm trying to save you.
It's not too late, there is still time.
You don't have to put, when people say
you need female representation on the island,
you don't need to put in an anime version
of a horse from a gotcha game that you play on your phone.
That's true. If we were, we would probably put in some Bollywood off anyway.
They got the right kind of mustache for her.
Why am I, what am I here for? What am I here for?
I'm here because I want to purge the notifications.
It's insane you're on your high horse about it.
You literally keep saying, it's troubling. You don't have any women on the island.
Then you will say some shit like, you know, add someone from like Lupin the Third or something
like that.
It's so, it's out of control.
The Royal Wii could make the Royal Scam, it would be a little complicated though.
if I've been caged in myself.
You just studied it.
For a time now, you shouldn't overlook the alabry hair.
Also, I would like to think that if I was a woman,
I would be a little annoyed that a bunch of nerds in chat are going,
like, please add a woman just because.
That seems crazy.
You should add a woman because a woman would fit the vibe of the island.
You shouldn't just add just a,
Oh good, now we've fulfilled our quota of women.
Now Chad can start talking about like the newest episode
of Invincible or something like that.
Chad, you just don't get it right.
As a woman, it's true.
True, that's me.
Yes, it's annoying as fuck.
Sorry, Chad.
Sorry, I blew you out again.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
You know why?
I live in a house with two women.
I'm the only man.
And when I say, I'm the only man in the house,
the two women I live with say,
what about Ruka and Tomo?
Those are cats.
That's, so to act like I don't understand,
how to maneuver in this realm is a little bit,
I mean, it's a little ignorant of you
is what I'm trying to say.
Then make the men gay?
Bro, I'm not God.
I'm pretty sure that shit is like,
I don't know, it's a combination of like,
and your own preference, you know, how you grow up, stuff like that, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't have control over that.
I'm not going to put Austin Powers in the game and make him gay, because that's not
Austin Powers.
Austin Powers may, I'm not saying Austin Powers has never fucked a dude, but Austin
Powers is a man seeking women.
It was the 60s.
Richie Tenenbaum.
We know all we know from the way he strangers with Bob Dylan, I'm sick.
We're talking about a scary video of hopping into the discord.
Um, hello.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Richie Tinnabelle.
Um, yeah, I'm Bob Dylan.
This stole each other's fit, bro.
Oh, he trackled the channel ribbon.
Yeah.
Oh, bruh.
Then it fell through, bruh.
Could add Madonna from a League of their own.
Could add Rosie O'Donnell from a League of their own.
Oh, so dressed for the movie.
Richard Tenenbaum is staring at Bob Dylan.
He doesn't realize he's saying goodbye for good.
I was definitely thinking about adding John Goodman from Barton think because just to have
him go around because there's a sweaty emote have him going around being sweaty is fucking
going like hey brother I'll show you the life of the mind I think that could be awesome
as well.
I get the strange feeling I'm being watched at home lately.
We did this one already.
It's probably just your imagination.
Harry Fox might be the play.
I'm sure there's no one here.
Yeah, you're probably right.
My husband.
It's just my imagination.
Successfully gassed it.
Okay, well I think we've reached the end
of our island for today.
Pretty successful day, man.
A lot of trips, made Daniel Plainview.
made Gordon Ramsay, made Asia, for the first time in island history nobody is listening to Asia by
Celie Dan. They're talking about Sebastian, the shocking truth about Sebastian Stan,
and ain't that shocking bro, we know he's bald. I'm still aiming from the Doom generation.
I knew I liked you.
I can't stop marveling at the album cover man.
I'm really hoping that soon she gets it.
A lot of people would be like no, she'd probably be listening to like punk or grunge or something
like that.
No, bro.
Like yeah, does she listen to a little riot girl?
Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't appreciate Asia.
Give me some more.
Add the Woods by Slayator Kenny.
That wood dude, she would fucking vibe with that.
You'll be screaming, Land!
Oh, or some shit like that.
I love that the chat is hearing Asia.
Well, I hate to say it.
Have you heard the song?
That's how it was pronounced.
She needs to confess her love for Connor McDavid, though.
The craziest imbalance in this game
is that she is only acquaintances with Connor McDavid, but she's ready to risk it all.
But then Connor McDavid, like, first off, he's listening to Asia, which is awesome.
Connor McDavid just kind of, just kind of vibes with her.
He doesn't really care one way or the other. He's more of a Bob Dylan guy.
Anyway, maybe in the off-season she'll have a better chance.
Let Connor approach her?
I don't know if there's like a let in this game.
I think I have to pick him up by the scruff of his neck and then drop him close by.
That's true, that's true, that's my bad.
He has game two tonight.
You're not supposed to have any action before game two of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Especially when the Anaheim Ducks, he's got to be on his A-game because they got a hell
of a bevy of young talent on the roster.
Here you go, King.
I actually have my slashes working now.
We fixed it by getting a new keyboard because there's a mechanical problem with the other
one.
I will send you over to my wife's stream, and I'll see you tomorrow.
Later!