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No, no, you got me, I was muted but I wasn't talking.
I was waiting for this insane Monday energy in chat to blow over.
I get in chat of people are posting like penicin poems justifying their use of Twitter, man.
Like what are we doing at 8.58 AM on a Monday?
You know the weekend just passed, right?
That's the time when you're supposed to shake the Prindles can so all the chips
get lined up.
I don't really understand. That's like Wednesday energy when you lose sight of the fact that
you're like a human being was like born to gaze at the stars and wonder about your place
in the universe. Wednesday is the time for conversations like that to wax philosophical
about which social media network you choose to be addicted to. On Monday you got to
be, you know, taking your socks off and putting your feet in the soil a little bit. You got
to be, I mean you got to be feeling a little spiritual at a minimum. I'm just concerned
with what's for lunch. Horrible news, y'all. I think today might be a granola bar for
lunch sort of day. Mixed nuts for breakfast granola bar for lunch.
Inevitably Sunday I was like I should go to the grocery store and do some meal prepping
and then oh we've you know walked the bike down to the bike shop.
Bike shop apparently they're constantly on the bubble for going out of business and
And yet it's also the busiest store in the history of Vancouver.
Takes a little while.
Get a flat tire switched out, come back after lunch.
Lunch takes a while, wait 20 minutes to get my bike which has had its flat tire fixed
up.
Bring it all back home, go visit the grandparents before you know it.
It's bath time and bed time, bro, so it looks like it's going to be granola bar
for lunch.
No smoke breaks?
Might be the mood.
Maybe I should get addicted to cigarettes.
Nah, because I think I would just smoke them in the basement till the walls turn fucking
yellow or something.
Been considering that for a while.
Librarian, don't take this the wrong way.
I think it's just what happens if you watch too many like East Asian movies from the 90s and the 2000s
You start going maybe all this like cigarettes are bad for your shit is just propaganda. Look at the look at Tony lung, bro
Tony lungs looking all right
He's been smoking in movies since like 1981 or something like that. He's okay
It's sickening how cool they look I literally don't I don't think they look cool when they smoke
but that's because I'm part of the one generation that was like anti nicotine.
Although I do feel like my generation kind of got suckered into Zins.
I feel like the median Zin consumer is probably like a 39 year old dude whose truck and his business are interchangeable.
Now, still Zoomers? Really? I thought Zins, maybe it's because the ads are, they have
millennials with beards in the ads. But also, I don't really, I have like a blind spot, the
The only 23-year-olds I know are in chat, essentially.
Just talking about people born within 10 years,
have you just come with age or something?
No, bro, you spend your whole scholastic career
surrounded by people who were born in the exact fucking year as you it came with
being boy came with being fucking alive it came with eyes and observing
societal trends observing similarities and differences between
individuals across a wide variety of criteria what are you literally doing
a drill tweet everybody's exactly the same actually there's no difference
between us what are you talking about
Does it make any damn sense?
Most beer snobs I find eventually become weed snobs.
Literally upgrade.
Literally upgrade.
Not true?
sad because it would be a good story if it were true
it's not an upgrade it's a huge it's actually a huge upgrade
I don't know if In-Bed will tell you I don't know if Anheuser-Busch will tell you
but it's a huge upgrade
Slashwalker, Tomodachi Life.
Gamers, we're back with Tomodachi Life.
Now, I need to let you know, and I don't think you're going to care.
I think you're going to keep typing it.
We are not going to spend today's Tomodachi Life segment adding fan service into the
game.
Today is the day we need to create some real, genuine drama.
I did see, I mean, way, way, way, there's already some good stuff.
Mouth, the fashionista has already got blue lines
coming out of his head, which is fantastic.
And he, oh dude, we got some blue lines just in general here.
This is huge.
Daniel has taken his hat off, no more blue lines.
Looks like some of these are planning on gathering here.
They're gonna listen to the blue outing together.
You can't help but notice it's five men and one non-binary individual wearing catarrags
that are all going to be listening to the entirety of the blue album.
Someone did say, hey Annel, thanks to you I finally listened to the blue album in its
entirety.
I think they wanted me to glaze them, but I couldn't help but just think like, you
haven't listened to the blue album in its entirety?
Things like 31 minutes long and half of it is singles man.
It's got like a 50% single to other track ratio. Like how have you not listened to the blue album? It doesn't make any damn sense
I'm only 26 bro. You said there's a rite of passage for a nerdy white guy to get into the blue album at like age 17
It is the thank you for saying it's the easiest listening of all time
Why does that make sense?
Bro, cuz you well, I mean I'm from the age of physical media, which you guys are aspiring to get back to but
You would you would just buy the CD if you liked the song and then you would listen to it all the way through
Like I'm doing right now. Like what am I listening to right now? I'm taking my car to work and you're taking your board, bro
We aren't as album-pilled as you yeah, I know you guys don't respect art. That's how we got into this mess. Y'all right mouth
What's your problem?
I'm in a bit of a funk
Literally bullish for the island if I may
Okay, first things first. Let's see what's going on at the clothing store
I'm gonna just be so dead-ass with you. We have so many
Cowboy costumes already. We don't need another one for Bob Dylan man way. We do have hockey gear
That's automatic that's huge. Wait, wait, bring me back. I do feel like is this
Daniel Plainview has more of a it's like a leather hat but it's not a cowboy hat
but the straw hat might might kind of work man garbage can't outfit this guy
it's kind of sick wait chefs hat man now Gordon does not wear a chef's hat but
still he is a chef garbage for chat no no no don't let your crown suck in
some green tea, some baguettes, some root beer floats, some mooncakes, that Conor McDavid
a golf outfit.
I feel so bad.
I have a VOD of Tomodachi Life coming out.
Shit is Udon, bro.
Delicious Kitsune Udon.
Now that sounds like him.
I have a VOD coming out on like May the 3rd that's called Sorry If I Cursed Conor
McDavid.
Bro, I don't even know if that shit is going to be relevant on May the 3rd.
That's Sunday.
six days from now it really does it really does can I also tell you I I made
something this weekend for the AVGN now I think I made a mistake I made it food
but I should have made it a treasure and you can't just copy foods into
treasures which I think is an oversight on the pen those behalf but check it
out bro it's a rolling rock it's looking a little stubby but I was I was pretty
pleased with the fidelity that I was able to get here I'd rather eat your
rotten ass whole of a roadkilled skunk that that I don't think you would that
I don't think you would but he doesn't like it what the fuck that took me like
40 minutes man. Alright, and then the news. What are we missing the damn news?
Ah, that's horrible.
Wait, where am I?
Trinity Amala in the red turtleneck is kind of crazy.
I can't think when this voice is going on.
true you're just now covering this story damn Michael worlds oldest politics
enthusiasts that forward for days old shit okay one sec
let's see what we got going on okay fine okay hi hi what do we got going on
your brother. You are a huge fan of baguettes. If this is true to life, this
would be in the bronze medal position.
Pretty stoked. Didn't blow him away. Not bad y'all.
I shouldn't have healed him because then it's gonna make him less inclined to get involved
in drama.
Make them depressed?
I will not feed Malfour Amy from the Doom generation.
But I do still want my characters to level up.
What's going on in your dream, here?
One sheep.
Two sheep.
Ah, man, Connor McDavid the goat. Well...
Three sheep.
Four sheep.
In the regular season, at least.
Oh, shit. Sheep costume?
What a weird dream.
Oh! Oh! What's up?
Nice PJs. Um, you, you are a huge Katsune Udon head.
Yadakimoth.
To you and yours.
How's Michael doing? Just wait, okay, we'll get to Michael.
I don't know, I haven't seen the movie.
But I do know that it's directed by Anton Fuqua and his best movie is training day which sucks
So there's no shot that I
Fight it hard to believe that Michael could be I mean over at a three, but I haven't seen the movie myself
So I can't say I can't say for sure
My cell phone is in the shop
This is huge. This is drama
What the fuck really that's funny
Because my parents raised me to never ever wear a sigh
Well what mama don't know won't hurt
Yes, yes!
She's part of the San Francisco startup crowd, she doesn't respect media.
The only media she listens to are podcasts and nonfiction audiobook summaries.
Damn, Elizabeth Holmes kinda indifferent to my child.
Now if my child were a cute puppy, I bet she would be like, what a heckin' big chonker.
Can I pet them?
And then I'd have to say some shit like, she's friendly, she loves people.
Probably have to say some shit like that.
Every year someone introduced their dog and say, actually this dog's kind of like, this
dog's a bit of a bastard.
dog kind of I would take with this baby care be a little careful be a little
careful with this one this dog's a little bit a little bit crazy hey so
anybody who's been and I this might not be any of you because I know this is a
crazy game for a lot of people I make you horny Austin you can't say that man
you can't say that I really want to stand out could you bring me a
treasure that'll make everyone else jealous I'll give you something right
Now a treasure that would make everyone else jealous. How about a damn pearl?
Could make him a penis pump could make him a Swedish made penis enlargement pump
Tell me baby. I spend hours practicing traveling on the daily. Oh, man. He thinks he's James Harden. I'm just playing
in. Raptors stay on top. Now, it says Austin Powers is ready to risk it all for Amy Blue.
She's having a not so nice day. She's kind of getting along with him. He's ready to
risk it all. This is your classic kind of unrequited love story. Oh no, he's too nerd. Austin,
I've never seen you like this. You've lost your mojo. He's too scared. He's too
He's too scared.
He's too scared and creepy.
Excuse me, how did Malph get over his affliction? His mental affliction.
Share with softbob.
Oh my god. Motherfucker.
I just mash the button as fast as I could.
Yeah, that looks good, man.
Well, that's a big improvement. Everybody must get stoned.
Perfect position to make sure that nobody can actually walk across our idyllic beach.
How about you? Why don't you rescue Daniel Plainby? You guys are vibing, you wanna be friends?
Please help me. I'm finished.
Don't worry. I watched a video on this one.
Wait, what?
He said, well, did he start her? He said I'm finished. I'm finished!
Thank you. I'm finished.
No need to thank me. Everybody must get stoned.
That's huge. They want to be friends. That's big.
oh shit man this is like the end of life is strange who are we going with the
angry video game there to Polly Walnuts I'm going with you Polly but you better
not fucking ask me to play no repeats
here's your first mystery you better give me a fucking harmonica that's AVGN
bro don't rub it in the answer is no man you're talking about AVGN like the
The lady was talking about Fred in Brief Encounter, you know what I'm talking about?
That's Malph with a hat on.
The answer is...
Malph.
That's Malph with no hat on.
And finally, your last Mr. Nechado.
Who do you think this is?
Man, that's my daughter.
It kind of, in silhouette, it kind of looks like the devil though.
The correct answer is...
Luna.
I love a Brief Encounter.
Nah man, she was sick for making Fred here, all that stuff.
When she's 71 minutes into the infidelity confession and she says, by the way, Fred,
and you're like, oh, that's right.
Fred's been holding this newspaper like with the corner turned down for an hour and a half
just going, I'm going to be sick to my fucking stomach, man.
Fuck is a clio.
A clone?
A sea snail.
Um...
Do you want to play Double Shadow Quiz?
I watched They Live This Morning.
Why the fuck didn't Keith Dabble just put the glasses on?
I think cuz he was asked to.
I think cuz he was asked to.
That's um...
That's Weezer.
Now is it...
Yum yum.
Chicken.
Or spaghetti?
I'm gonna say spaghetti.
The answer is...
Okay.
Please run, spinach.
Next up, your second mystery double shadow.
What are these?
I see a piñata and macaroni and cheese.
The answer is...
Piñata and macaroni.
And with literally like what the last mystery double shadow...
Function looks like at a kid's birthday party.
Okay. I think it's pizza and gazpacho. That's really tough though.
No! Oh yes! So few potato chips. They ain't even making a silhouette on the other side man! Come on!
Hey, you can't win them all.
Now I'm being told you can possibly make uh, wait we're ultra friends.
I'm being told you actually can make rolling rock into a treasure
the way you would do that was treasures anything start from a blank base you're
gonna say prior creation but you can only use prior creations that are in
the same genre so maybe in this section oh in the customs oh wait wait wait okay
it's actually perfect what kind of thing is this
Rolling Rock.
It looks so good.
I did spend a lot of time on it, man.
Oh, I did.
Rolling Rock.
It's singular and plural.
I spent like half an hour on it,
but mostly I was just trying to get
the proportions of the damn bottle right.
I would say that it's funny.
When I see the Rolling Rock in the ABGN video,
I say that's funny.
also say it's delightful now I think did not cheap in I did also make slave
aspire to let's place but I haven't had the opportunity to give it to anybody
yet this one did not come out quite as nice as I expected but that is
Trinity is the defect. She's fighting Michael while I'm playing in the game in the corner as you can see.
By the way, no, no, no, no. Put one back. She only has one rolling rock because we don't want to cheapen
the rolling rock by giving it to everybody. We want it to be emblematic of the character of AVGN.
You're looking chipper, brother. That's not what I want to hear my angry video game nerds say.
I don't want to hear the angry video game nerds say you're being chipper brother.
you gave him a rolling rock yes yes yes he doesn't like that's so true he
doesn't really like the drink he's drinking it because even though it tastes
foul it's still better than the shitload of fuck that's on the screen you would
love some fucking spring rolls man I'd rather eat the rotten ass whole of a
roadkilled stomp I really just wanted you to level up so that I could get I could
give you another catchphrase
let's see what we got here we got
could just walk over it what were they thinking
enter a selective expression
when angry i mean what are you
i hate this i'm not mad i think it's a shitload of fuck makes a lot of sense
There's no way Nintendo is going to let this continue.
They're going to release a stealth patch so that the meese don't start dirty talking
each other.
It's a shitload of...
fuck.
It's a shitload of fuck.
Like I can't believe that they even put out that kind of...
kind of customization tools daughters aren't able to play the game anymore I
still play I just try to keep her away from AVGN and Austin Powers every time
Austin Powers talks he goes do I make you horny baby I just don't want to I
just don't want to explain it I don't want to have to deal with that man
As in well me pardon me could I have a moment my name is Daniel Plainview I'm
finished hello there Daniel Plainview I'm known as the angry video gang nerd
they just feeling each other out seems like minded I don't know if I would I
would say that the AVG and Daniel Plainview seem like minded Gordon that's
What's up Gordon? Elizabeth Holmes is bored and wants some company?
Well, let me talk to Gordon first.
If he asks me for a fresh look...
Off! I wish I had a cat.
Oh, don't mind me. Just thinking out loud, you donkey.
Loud motherfucker?
Healthy food has its place. But I want something greasy.
Something greasy?
I guess we're going to the damn store then.
Welcome.
Greasiest food ever invented without a doubt.
Pizza.
Thank you very much.
It's bloody raw.
Gordon is not bloody raw.
Even the pepperoni that secured me.
You're fine.
And then, would you be so kind as to wear- this is really Chef Morimoto's hat from Iron
chef but you kind of get the idea
you my friend huh
Stop! Stop! Shut up! You're too loud!
I want you wearing your canonical fit again.
There we go. He's back. It's a fucking Monday, Gordon. Act like it.
Rose got on his chef whites to listen to Asia.
I knew you were going to come say hi.
So cute.
I think mom and chat would be best friends.
You think so? Yeah, I agree.
What should we talk about to help them get along?
Um, so they already had playing Mahjong, but I guess we could never skip an opportunity to add some more, uh, some more lore to the island.
Activity, something else, I know.
It is anime.
Watching.
Waiting.
Watching dog.
Watching.
Watching.
If you ever think about it, your TV is kind of a watching machine.
Ever think about that?
Unless you're on Netflix, then it's, uh, drier.
Watching anime.
Thought it.
I'll go round up Mom and chat.
And now I just saw a video of Cracked Out Uncle and thought of you.
Yo!
Has anybody here seen The Daytrippers directed by Greg Natola?
Say hello to Mom.
Stanley Tucci at the party is giving huge Cracked Out Uncle vibes.
vibes he's literally at the party doing the thing where he goes like watching
anime he's doing cracked-out uncle bro can somebody get a clip of Stanley
tucci doing cracked-out uncle at the party can you find this is this on
youtube Stanley tucci's in it I might have to watch it okay it is he's in the
movie for literally like 94 seconds, but it's still worth watching.
Damn, Ultra Friends. Why is chat in rags? You're gonna make it to a Benz out of
that box and don't even worry about it. What will be chat's nickname? Chat?
Okay, what do you call Kate? Maybe Momo? Or K8? Kate K8?
That's perfect.
I know.
What the fuck?
Rose out here.
Pegasus and Karate, his backyard like Uncle Rico or something, man.
Not in the damn slides.
What happened to his hat?
So I was playing this for like an hour on Saturday and Daniel had blue Ninja Tyler
Blevins style hair because on Friday he said you wanted a new you wanted a fresh cut
So he took his hat off and dyed his hair blue without changing the style at all
And now I mean now he's just he's just hatless man. What do you do for work?
You are on the verge
But you don't eat carbs
Have any carbless foods here I
I mean it doesn't get much more carblous than young you know organ me
Dying nobody likes it bro. That's why we don't eat it anymore
People who only eat chicken tenders will say stuff like liver ain't that bad. Why are you eating the tenders man?
My fuck with the mango. I'm gonna put his hat back on don't freak out
K was watching a video and the crux of the video was like I went to every kitchen nightmares
restaurant.
First restaurant that the bro went to, he was like I've never had this before but I'm
going to order liver and onions because that's what Gordon had.
And then he was like, I don't really like it and I was like, yeah bro, nobody likes
it.
It's liver and onions.
Some shit you ate in like the mid-century after you got home from like a long day
of like degreasing engines.
that's not that's a late listen I'm not the video was still interesting but that
was a it's a crazy poll to be like I'm gonna evaluate the food let me order the
grossest food I've ever had in my entire life that I've never had prior to
this so I have nothing to compare it to wait did I didn't even give him his
hat back man I wish that ABGM would stop holding sermons on the mount and
and would start just making some damn videos, man.
I've got the right crowd for it, though.
I think we have like five wishes I have over these, because I didn't know what to do with them.
he is using old meta like build amenities sure man we can get a bubbler
and then I was wondering oh dude I think we might have meta to rainy and old zero
wishes shit how many more wishes to get south east Asia one more wish famous
mountains tour? Any chance... So, so curious how they called it a famous mountains tour,
because it really leaves... leaves it open to the imagination. Could it perhaps be the most famous
mountain of all? Big Thunder Mountain? Space Mountain?
Welcome.
Alright, well obviously we're gonna buy the antelope here.
Thank you so much.
Please come again.
Alright, we cannot feed Amy Blue.
What's your problem?
I was talking to Nepo Baby, and I got in a bad mood for some reason.
It is the 90s, after all.
huge okay so she's having problems with Richie Tenenbaum that's wonderful news
Richie Tenenbaum's having problems with her man
yeah did you need something don't take that fucking churlish tone with me Richie
I don't usually get mad like this but my talk with Margot too really upset me
okay has anybody been playing Tomodachi Life they can tell me how to
make this worse? How do we make this situation worse?
I think one way to make it worse, I was just going to say, like if this is IRL, when you're
mad at someone, I mean being forced to have to talk to them again?
It's been, it'd be awkward since Richie Tenenbaum irritated Amy Blue.
Okay, then be awkward, bro.
Yeah.
Did you need?
I understand they're looking at her then see if I give a shit.
Give me something Bob, give me anything.
Then, how does it feel?
WAIT...
He's recreating himself from base principles, bro.
Okay, so you're pissed off.
ABGN is pissed off, that's just how he looks.
Umm...
Hey, there.
Is that Michael?
Can I say something?
I've always admired smart people and if I want people to admire me I've got to get smart
clothes I want some clothes that make me look smart or whatever
I'll get you something
I'll get you some clothes that make you look smart. I got a Pocono McDavid in the fucking
In the hockey fit way. I've got a great idea man. I think he's got to have the crazy color shirt
I think that would look so awesome
And then pants-wise, like some really oversized black pants
would go crazy with it.
And then a bucket hat.
Yellow bucket?
Can we do better than that?
Honestly, I don't think we can do better than that.
Let me go with the children's hat on this one.
And I'll get them the Grave Skooler backpack in red.
black socks
always a fucking
awesome kicks met the duties can if you trip outs
look at this you need the shoes
you need the socks
you need the backpack
you need the oversize pants
and of course
Waaaaaay bro that's actually awesome!
Literally what do you know, you're four days old.
Not sure that went over well?
I mean you literally look incredible.
So I don't really care. Plus you're a child so I can dress you.
Kids love bread.
You're grounded motherfucker.
kids do not like bread since when kids love bread man I don't know what to
tell you probably love dessert too damn terrible twos I guess
Well, Bug got celiac or something.
Okay, kids love cereal, man.
Kids tolerate cereal.
Alright, Michael, what do you got going on?
Don't really know that much about Michael yet.
He's got a lot of expressions that he inherited.
Do you need any goods?
I mean we can always give him like a toy sword or something.
He needs to poop.
What? First toy sword on the island.
I'm the baby, gotta love me.
Thank you for a guy like me.
exclamation point Michael if you don't know who Michael is yet by the way all
caps when you spell his name
all right Austin we got to cause some problems man huh do I make you horny
baby that's not what I'm here for I've been considering changing up my
hairstyle good idea what sort of hairstyle would be good on me something
artistic okay then I'll change my hairstyle soon look forward to the new me
I can't wait I can't wait to see Austin Powers with corn roast man it's gonna be
so sweet um ruin your life a little bit more by talking to Amy blue please but
He's ready to risk it all. Damn, she's stumbling all over herself.
Telling a joke he's already told countless times?
Yeah, that's pretty much what a gold member was like, man.
That's a bad sign. Making such a good first impression is a bad sign.
We've been going down right after that is a good sign.
Wait, this could be big.
You're too cool. It is the 90s. After all...
That's what we were saying. When International Man of Mystery came out.
Damn. So that a long way to go though.
Um... Hey, brother. Has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like that bastard's?
I think that he's, he's negging me.
I don't know if that's an insult. I don't know if that bastard has a particularly, you know, ugly nose or whatever. I'm just kind of
Why would you say his name is fat bastard? We're kind of starting off on the wrong foot. Get out of the frame, man!
Am I stupid? Where's the hockey outfit?
I got him the hockey outfit.
Oh, it's just a shirt.
He likes it.
Connor McDavid after he goes to the New York Rangers in the 2028 season.
Now you, in two days, you are going to be playing for your life.
I think you need a lot of carbs. You haven't fed anybody a root beer float yet
He hates you you needed chickpea pasta we need to make chickpea pasta
Like a bro have a rolling rock then that's too much for me right now. That's all right rolling rocks for closures anyway
How about a kiwi? You surely you can fit a single kiwi.
You really like it. More than schnitzel? More than profiteroles.
Trying new fruits won a life's simple pleasures for sure.
I was all about that shit in Singapore. Fuck it, y'all have a snake fruit. How do you peel this thing?
Yeah, it should look like the Nebuchadnezzar, bro
Let's see if I can find a new way to prepare a yummy cake
Stand here waving Trinity's looking for yummy cake recipes spin a coin win a prize
come on down and play points then or whatever let's play man tails never
fails okay I'm gonna blame this on you bro that's the AVGN that's the angry
video game president right there I was thinking the other day we think the
founding fathers like the other founding fathers ever got sick of I think we
lost guys all too bad you never got sick of Ben Franklin shit probably like
oh don't get it. He's a professor, he's an author, he's a philosopher. Oh and he also was one of the
the main guys in the Revolutionary War. But as if that wasn't enough, Bro invented electricity.
He invented literally, is there anything he can't do? Like fucking chill out, Bro.
Like your best friend? Well, already start talking a little different to you if you lose
like 15 pounds. Imagine if you invented electricity, they would want you fucking dead,
man now this is something we've been waiting for for a long time
Polly Walnut's going to the Mediterranean
this is like a week in the making they had the angry archery nerd back then
Who fledged this time to pack my bags are you here in this
Guys, I think I need to restart the switch, but just let it
I'm not skipping this
It's Michael and it's the ghost of Michael!
BOLYORI!
Wait, I think it's fixed.
Nevermind.
You didn't go to Italy?
Corsica's probably part of Italy, right?
Subtanic black magic shit!
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
OK, let me close this up for a second.
Here, I brought you a souvenir.
Maron.
And then, nice Italy trip.
You know, you need to save.
Guys, I didn't turn off my Nintendo switch.
I just restarted the capture.
You gotta let a 37-year-old man do his thing.
Just known as Polly has no friends.
Wait, but Gordon wants to be friends with him, I think.
Also, this is way too fucking loud.
I bet the video of the just the windows sound happening over and over like the blown out
Mike he goes hey what the fuck it's oh that's an all-timer
probably won't stay I gave him a gun already
those kind of throw tantrums I don't want any more loud voices man
He does flip out when he's angry, let's give him that.
We do need a track suit still for him, so he can have two outfits.
I feel like I'm getting closer to the wachinium.
Moron.
I'm gonna lower it a little bit as well.
This game is for kids, no?
Yeah, all games are for kids.
I hope that helps.
Polly, don't go!
I needed to make you friends
with like Richie Tannenbaum or something.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
An exciting new travel destination is now available.
A South Asia tour is now available
via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain.
Size of the room.
Now this would be, again,
I'm constantly paying for not adding Justin Trudeau to the audience.
Because this would be, when I think of who would enjoy a trip to India,
there's just one guy who enters my mind.
So someone can leave immediately.
Stop by the witcher.
We've lost a lot of good punchlines by not having Justin Trudeau on the audience.
I'm Elizabeth Holmes and you're up to date.
Single drop of news.
I love his walk, man.
Um, you should be friends with Gordon Ramsay, who is over here and probably wants to add
like a flower pot to the beach or something stupid.
Gordon Ramsay.
Hey, T.
Holy walnuts.
Was it?
Good morning.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He said, hey, I've been keeping Vesuvio open for three weeks, where's my cut?
And the gun is fucking steaming, too.
He's on the pavement thinking about the government, who the hell would go to South
Asia on this island, man.
More importantly, who has not been on a tour yet?
I feel like everybody's been on a tour, but we recently added some individuals.
You know what? It seems to make sense to me that Gordon Ramsay would go. When in doubt you
You send Gordon Ramsay.
This might give him an idea to open a restaurant.
Oh, are you really giving me a South Asia tour?
Thank you so much.
Well, so you didn't even call me a donkey?
Time to pat my backs, you donkey.
Never mind.
I'm in the Paul's Clock to Purdue Bar Square, and I'm not lying.
Thank you, Donkey.
Thank you.
Here I am in Mumbai, India.
There's more history here than I know what to do with.
More history here than I know what to do with.
Wait, that's...
I'm in Mumbai, India.
There's more history here than I know what to do with.
Time for a boat trip down the river Ganges.
Thank you.
You wouldn't say that? He loves sounding like that.
He loves saying some shit like...
I mean shit like...
That was a wonderful joke.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
You donkey.
It's time to have a restaurant that's full of bull.
You donkey.
You got some...
My pie?
Mithae?
that's the river monsters guy didn't they have to quit his show because he
caught all the monsters Rose G-rank for sure man it's like raw no Gordon do it
so I have to give him I need him to level up and I think it's gonna happen
right now because I need him to have a 50-50 chance to say it's it's bloody
raw or whatever Gordon says when it's good what does he say when it's good he
says like oh my beautiful just a lot for something like that
brilliance
does finally some good fucking food that's true
we could just have like 20 different Gordon Ramsay before eating catch
phrases
Fuck me. Bloody fantastic.
Dude, the Gordon Ramsay, he must be the easiest guy to characterize.
Right.
Finally some...
Good.
Like now, and this is juvenile, but now I'm picturing Gordon Ramsay giving like a, the fucking recipe.
He's like, right, first pan, unzipped.
In the pan, balls cock.
Balls? Right.
cock right cock out give it a little little stroke not too much give it a
little stroke they go flip it flip it right pussy finally some good one tug on
On the plate, in the glass, finally, finally, finally, finally, autocorrect, you better
not piss me off.
one
one
good
good
I got two words for you lady
wait, wait, what movie
I've been quoting that
chef David Blaine line for like
seven years or something
and then I was watching a movie and somebody said
that line and I was like what the fuck
maybe chef David Blaine is just a cinephile
Finally, some good fucking food.
Yes, like the Magic Guy, but not the same guy who just has the same name.
And then they always do some shit in the Burger Kitchen episode with Chef David Blaine.
They always go like, um, shit.
It's rush time.
They're in the weeds at Burger Kitchen and Chef David Blaine has just pulled a disappearing
I got two words for you, lady. Prozac! He's always doing that.
Finally, something fucking food. That is such a neat thing to say.
100%.
Can you just not leave and then introduce yourself to Polly Walnuts and become friends with him instead?
Maybe save Richard Tenenbaum from reading any more Aver Camus?
I'm waiting to see Austin Powers new fucked-up haircut man
Oh the gun is like a Peloton the scarier alright Steven Merritt
Sharing sad memories about a Peloton
All right, buddy, I'm on the pavement thinking about the government
She pooped their pants just a single drop of poop
The type of shit that make you say hurrah hurrah
What the fuck
Stay strapped like car seats.
Oh, could you help my daughter?
She's been, she's had the hiccups for quite some time.
She's a little indifferent to you, but whatever, you gotta be the grown up in the situation.
Okay, now hold still.
Here we go.
Is that the Dave Matthews band song?
I remember anything about the Dave Matthews band song. All I know is, what would you say?
Hey, it's your birthday. Would you say don't bite the man man?
Gordon Ramsay scared of the gun. You know what, fair and rational. Fair and rational.
Yes, I mean, this is vice versa, bro.
I seem to be watching the AVGN quite closely.
Hi, AVGN, check it out of my way.
This is bullish.
Yeah, he said that. He said that earlier about the shitload of fuck and the diarrhea dump and stuff.
Nah, he okay. He got the spear.
Can I say something? You're so funny or whatever.
That ain't chat man. That's AVGN.
I need more job on the island!
Maybe Malph and Dan will have a kid soon.
Has ABGN said a single catchphrase yet?
No, he does not give a fuck, man.
I
Yeah, give me the TP put the TP in the bag
Try a force t-shirt should go could go crazy. Maybe we'll give him a little time to percolate. I
Mean nobody's even pissed off anymore, man
You're welcome for the tip. Oh, sorry. Thank you. Thank I appreciate that. Thank you. Am I dead kid?
You're a night owl. So you you don't show up that much during the day. Probably around lunchtime
you're gonna you're gonna perk up a little bit. Definitely a short sleeve tee. Dude adding
Lorne Malvo could be the fucking move.
Gilly Bob Thornton from Fargo Season 1 type shirt.
Triforce T-shirt.
It auto completes two N cargo pads.
Now which one is the most emblematic?
It's definitely not the Skyward Sword one.
Classic Triforce shirts.
I mean, it's a little basic, but I think this will get it across.
This one is called Triforce Pool.
Oh, we all know it's the green one. I'm just trying to make sure I got it right.
Oh, it's a damn web pee, bro! Motherfucker!
And my print screen key didn't work.
The one I made for my island says virgin for life on it.
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
Try Force Coolest Shirt.
Okay, I mean this should not take that much time.
Let's be real.
So the color, it's kind of like a muted green.
Little darker, little paler.
little darker little paler you can't see where I am here but that's looking that's
looking alright we're gonna need that to be just a little bit darker we need to tighten
up the the darkness on shirt three greener how much greener could it get man
like none more green now that that that's pretty much what we're looking for
it's all my it's a little too much like the tunic though it's
maybe just pale it up a little bit there's any way to pay I guess we just
move to the left to pale it up that's exactly the tone we're looking for holy
shit and then I mean would you be mad at me if I just said maybe the easiest way
to get this shit started is just to like straight up I mean that's a really
fucking good triangle man that's like exactly the right color not bad y'all we
should have duplicated it but one green one in the middle are you sitting down
we're gonna create the green one in the middle from negative space that looks
completely fine and then it says it says Zelda and then in really really small
font it says the legend of you don't need the Zelda or you need the Zelda
because the text is like a cheat code to make stuff look more authentic skip the
text you fucking need the text as long as you can make it small enough you need
the text sleeves my lord very good point we do need the sleeves
Zelfa please get small enough
the answer kind of looks like shit that looks a little better that's more what
I'm looking for okay yes it needs to be kind of illegible but look a little bit
like Zelda nonetheless okay and then we need the sleeves I think that's pretty
much perfect man. Kind of clothing exists. Zelda. Graphic. Dude add in all of the
threadless t-shirts that I owned from 2006 to 2012 would go crazy. I just don't
I don't know if we can do the Communist Party one that has like Karl Marx and Trotsky and shit.
I don't know if I can do Karl Marx's hair.
I think his hair is too textured for me to put it in the game.
I don't know. I don't think I have the artistic chops to do it, man.
Season, year round, type.
I mean, we absolutely have to make this business attire.
The very masculine style.
We need one of these for now.
And then this obviously, Chad, don't be mad, you know it's true.
Oh, damn, don't do it, Connor McDavid's in his warmup.
Damn, can't really be telling Michael, don't worry, you're my best friend.
Michael doesn't know that he has a fucking ultra friend.
That's sick, man.
Yeah, yeah, they love it. Yeah, of course they love it, man.
Maybe you want to go back to the rags?
What else you be eating?
Oh, I don't know, Chad. You've been good.
Have some tap water.
Anytime you see a streamer drink something that's not tap water,
you're always like, you heard of water?
There's some water for you.
Oh, damn, you kinda love it, huh?
Yeah, no problem.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Hope you saved some room.
Yeah, you guys are low as tacos, by the way.
I can only assume it's because the picture is white people tacos and you're like, fuck off hard taco shell ground beef black olives from a can ass.
Yeah, you're right. We're not we don't quite have the the full fit.
You do need.
You need tan cargo shorts.
Yeah. Yeah, you need tan cargo shorts.
And I'm sure we got the right kind of socks for this. We definitely need the slides
Dude, this is so like
College like 2008 coded
This is awesome and you love it that's the best part you can't complain because you love it
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, the socks are too foul.
I'm not gonna say that I've never seen anybody wear in this exact fit, but the socks are a little bit too foul.
I'll buy you a pair of this striped cuff ankle socks, or just a regular ass ankle socks.
I'm not bullying you. I gave you white socks to wear with your sandals. Now you look cool
That's fucking awesome, I don't care who you are. That's fucking awesome
Kate my knees won't fight by the way. I keep trying to make them fight, but they just they're two they're they're all people pleasers
Any travel tickets?
We ain't ready to go to the famous mountains. Stop feeding them.
Could be the move. Could be the moves.
Hum. Hey, good morning.
Yeah, you know, I want to be friends with Trinity.
That great mention we talk about.
Let's see. What did you have in mind?
I'm going to say...
The person they should talk about is...
Agent Smith.
I'm setting Connor McDavid up for failure here.
Because I want him to be beefing with Carrie Ann Moss.
Don't jump on the computer!
Auto complete is getting like more and more unhinged, man.
Tell me why I put in an ass and it's starting to auto complete steely.
I'll go talk to her about agent Smith.
The newsmeets have to be friends first before they can fight.
Huge.
Trinity do you feel like talking about
agent Smith Ryan Smith that's a good point yeah you know I first heard about
agents now almost a year ago gas intact insurance commercial with Doug Gilmore
No, that's why there's my bed Connor McDavid. Let's be friends. God damn you, Cypher
All right, that is funny
Friends what will trinity's Nick main be what will Connor McDavid's Nick main be?
What would Connor McDavid's name in the Matrix be?
Trancey is so fucking real I
Feel like
He would be caught yeah, dude skates is such a good name
Yeah, if Connor McDavey was on the Nebuchadnezzar, his ass would be called Skates.
We Skates, I need an exit quick.
Hey, Skates, long time-
And there's no doubt that if Trinity was on the Edmonton Oilers, they would be calling her...
...Trinsey.
Oh, shit.
Trincey, you look great today. Yeah, you know, I think she has seen me in a new life.
So Trincey and I are friends now. I really look up to skates. God damn you,
Cypher. Huge. Please explain Trincey. Every hockey player's nickname is just their name
plus Z or E at the end.
Hey brother, has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like Agent Smith's?
Smith will suffice.
It's happy to have a new kind of laundry in the green.
Quincy Top Shelf where mama hides the cookie jar.
Rick Jenner at ass.
Quincy Top Shelf where mama hides the cookie jar!
Right, Quincy.
I'm rooting for you, savers.
Damn, scary suit.
He's reading the Goosebumps Cookbook, man!
Great shirt, 8 out of 10.
Thanks, I went to Muji this weekend and bought 8 shirts that I already own.
Just to fill out the damn closet a little bit.
Also got my dad some Japanese pajamas so I don't have to bring them to their house
so they're just kind of sitting in our kitchen right now, but still.
Why does Daniel Plain do you have neighbors?
Oh, it's mouth-matter, bro.
It's still a pretty high net worth zip code.
Um, good morning.
I could go for some breakfast.
Oh, I'm sorry that we don't have
catered acai bowls every morning.
Like, you're so used to it there in those.
You're totally legit company
where everything's awesome and there's no fraud being perpetuated at all.
I know what you Silicon Valley types like to eat.
Probably some shit. Here's your peptides.
There are no daughter or Scientology son.
I've been streaming long enough to know you don't answer that question.
She needs some expressions.
I really know what Elizabeth Holmes was saying outside of the texts that she was doing with Sunny.
The texts were a lot like, um,
you are my son and my stars when you fall asleep the sky goes out
and then the reply is like, yes.
Okay, I mean we could ever wish she ends a sentence she could say she could say
ditto okay but where would ditto be? It wouldn't be at the end of a sentence.
It would be at the start of a sentence.
But then she's just gonna walk up to me and say ditto, which fucking sucks man.
You are my breeze in desert for me, my water and ocean, meant only to be together, tiger.
They were on, well man, good for them though, they had kind of like a little bit of a brief
encounter type energy going on between them. But then like the FBI or whatever
was a little bit more like the Fred in that analogy.
Whatever, let's have her say Ditto. Who gives a fuck? Ditto.
Like Fred, the annoying kid?
Now that would be something.
If Alec was Alec Baldwin and Fred was Fred from the, you know, Camp Fred from YouTube
and then who was the name of the lady I forget.
The main character in the film that I watched this morning.
What was her name? I seem to have forgotten it.
Not Cheryl.
I don't think it was I, Carly.
Brief encounter? Yeah, a brief encounter.
That's too much for me, right?
You can't eat Yaki Soba.
I guess you know what?
You're probably on intermittent fasting anyway.
Michael, let's talk!
Damn!
Um, don't get it twisted, up for a game of group no repeats.
Group no repeats?
Okay, well this could change everything.
No repeats, food.
Strawberry shortcake.
Smore.
Sushi.
Fried chicken.
Yolop.
Pizza.
So it's basically just twice as bad as no repeats.
Big sweet potato.
King cake.
Oh mother fucker!
She been watching Borat 2.
I lost, no repeats!
Can I say something?
Hey, you can't win them all.
But you can get this as a consolation prize, or whatever.
Box of tissues. Michael owns you?
He owns me in that fit. I mean, look at that shit, man.
Oh, shit.
From the damn deleted scenes
No
The government is coming to repossess my golden piggybacks
They changed the tax code Eli they've changed it at the change it again
They've pulled terra firma out from under my very feet right in front of my nose
And I have to thank them for the opportunity of them doing so
Whoa. It was a dream.
I got a UFO though.
Oh.
One of your top three impressions?
I mean we know what the other two are.
Do I even have to say it?
I drink your milkshake.
It's not Denzel, it's...
How about you shell your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich?
It's like that one right there, you know what I'm talking about?
Or Frank Underwood?
Oscar Wilde once said that everything is about sex, except for sex.
Sex is about color.
Something like that.
Yeah, yeah, he does this every time I feed him beans.
He likes his beans, man.
I know this is what it's like when mom says you can get McDonald's on the way home.
That's how I feel when you...
That's how I'm gonna feel when you come back with that chicken salad sandwich.
Glasses are doing a lot of work.
Jack Nicholson strikes me as the kind of guy that eats Swiss chalet with his hands.
My luck is lacking at certain something.
Oh shit.
Can you get me some headwear that matches my current outfit?
I mean, it can't be that. It can't be that, man.
I'm sorry, man. I can't. There's nothing that matches your, uh, there's nothing that matches
your current look. I mean, I just gotta tell you, you look great as is.
What about your Christian Slater? Oh, you mean the impression that it's just a Christian Slater?
That one? Yeah, yeah, I'd love to do that right now. There's just one problem. I'm Christian Slater.
That's, that's essentially the whole impression. I don't think it's good. I think it's just saying his name.
Tom Cruise laughs. I mean that one's too easy. He hasn't had anything to laugh about lately though.
Those kids keep raiding the Scientology office and getting further and further into the archives.
Bob Dylan does not like Katsune Udon.
about zucchini more the cat's eye food honestly
never mind they're gonna go one room too deep and the the fog wall is gonna
a spawn in behind them and they're just gonna hear the oh shit
buggin Tom crews of the church crews of the faithful talking about how deep the
themes of the stranger go ain't that deep man he made a critique of nihilism and
all of a sudden now we're talking about him an existentialist please don't
be glib. What else we got going on over here? Michael! Um, morning. Michael at the
La Casa checking in. That's my guy, man. Don't get it twisted. My room could use a
new vibe. Your room actually looks awesome. I'm not right now. Sorry. I'd get it
Twisted, whatever it is a new vibe.
If you say it suits me, then I guess I'm fine leaving it how it is for a guy like me.
What's wrong with the vibe? I know it like matches his fucking clothes and everything.
No, you're strangers with Daniel Plandy. Let's see how...
Daniel Plandy doesn't need kind of like a son in his life.
Don't get it twisted. Hello there.
I'm Michael as an oil me. Hello there, Michael
You have been watching the NHL playoffs and seen all the ads for the new show that the extreme home makeover guy is doing and his voice is like
The stakes have never been higher
We're in the same house three times in sunny Las Vegas and we brought a cast of aviators like
Oh my god, what happened to Ty Pennington, man?
Ty Pennington?
Okay, what happened to Ty Pennington?
Well, that's why you wear a mask when you're doing a like a repaint, man.
Sounds like Macho Man on Clonopin.
Bro, to be honest, I bet if you just slowed down a bunch of Macho Man Randy Savage clips
but also like kept the pitch the same it would sound fucking crazy.
Are you alright?
Please.
Kip.
Help me.
I don't like to see Gordon showing some vulnerability to us.
Oh, I think you're on to something.
Right, I vow to return the favor one day, you donkey.
It was no trouble at all.
My daughter is just like a beacon of pure happiness on this island, man.
Which is really throwing a monkey wrench into my plans of like, you know, getting everybody to fucking fight each other.
Austin and Amy, you gotta have some kind of drama, please.
Oh, get this.
I saw a crushed velvet suit at wear and wear clothing.
I saw that too, but I don't think I could pull off that look.
Wait.
I swear I can't pull it off.
Okay, chat, you can't pull it off,
but Dan might be able to.
Ryan is kind of like, I don't know what,
but you know, right?
Oh, oh.
What do you- what do you mean by that?
Absolutely. You nailed it.
What are they-
They're like, you can't say it, but-
All I need in life is to be out playing Jeopardy.
You need more than playing Jeopardy.
Water, for example.
That's- that's chat slide.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay. Listen. I have a confession.
I'm a terrible cook.
I can't even scramble an egg wait so that wasn't what was it what did he know what
did he know no man he served them the semen smoothie that being said I do
think I think it might go crazy to put Dan in the crush velvet suit what do you
do for work I think he's begging for a man he dropped a hint at dinner I mean
also for five bucks I mean you can't beat the price man
to these I think it's though or there's no way it's basic wide leg pad
Red one for Dan?
Wait, wait, wait...
Yeah, that would be easy, actually.
That would be easy, man.
All right, Dan, you chill for a second.
I got to go to the pallet house.
A clothing item based on previous creations.
I mean this should be very simple.
It is given the spy who shagged me from the year 2000.
Is this enough?
I mean, it's certainly red, might be a little bit too red.
That's more like it.
Crushed, Velvet Suit, Open Parentheses, if I could figure out where symbols are.
And then go back to this.
Red.
It looks fucking good, man.
That's year round.
It's business attire.
It's everything.
It's business attire.
You know what?
Let's for a day and let's make that party attire.
Sure, anyone can wear that one, man.
We're gonna need one of those toots, sweet
Blade would kill on the island we need more
We need more drama. We don't need more me's but if more me's could create more drama that we need more me's
But I think we just need to have them interact a little bit more
I mean conflict is inevitable bro. It came for free with the fucking human condition or whatever
What do you do for work? I
I think I need to go stog on the island with no catchphrases could go kind of crazy too.
One of those.
Do you have all the personality types?
No, I think I have one personality type that differs from everybody else and then everybody
else is basically the same.
Sadly.
I think it's really just Elizabeth Holmes I mean I can't put him in sweats man
I do gotta want to keep him in the sandals though
nah it's good enough man after this I gotta go pee though I'm gonna keep it
real with you. Maybe we should put them in the Korean flower shoes or the strappy
pumps. I think the basic sneakers will be fine for now. Alright I'm gonna put them
in the clothes and then I'll be right back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm back, y'all.
Um...
They didn't realize.
What happens if you give them pocket money?
You fucking gobbler.
I was reading through your letterbox, I gotta say, uncle, you're onto something with
their training day review. I honestly think that if training day came out in
2026 people would give it like a 3.5. But I think because most of the people on
Letterbox are watching it knowing that it has been glazed as a classic for 26
years since its release they go into it going well even if it's bad it's at
least a three and a half out of five. Like I think if you made a movie with
those conceits in 2026, our cynical,
cinephile asses would be like,
no way, what do you mean he's in the bathtub?
And then they're about to put it,
not my words, Cliff Curtis' word.
They're about to put a cap in Holmes.
And then they pull out his wallet
and find like a picture of their cousin
who he happened to save from an assault earlier in the day.
I think they would have been like, come on, man.
That's training day!
I think it's a testament to Denzel that people are like, you can't criticize training day
because Denzel's performance is too good.
Denzel's performance is good, but the movie sucks.
And then I'll just tell you, if you go look at Antoine Fuqua's filmography, people will
literally look at 14 awful movies in training day and be like, training day is the odd
one out.
man I think training I think that I think that they're all kind of I'm not
gonna say equal because I probably take training day over like the equalizer to
or whatever but they fooled you once that's all I'm gonna say when angry
Maybe there's no shot that Dan doesn't say eat six hundred.
Eat six hundred.
You gave him an expression.
Eat six hundred.
That is such a neat thing to say.
It is a new thing to say.
I'll play a game with you.
Let me guess.
It's gonna be fuckin' linked to the past.
I can do this.
Don't you forget what's in it
Take it out of your pocket, boy
Here we go
If we win, can we get our drip back? Bro, you're already wearing your drip
I think I fucked it up
I actually think I fucked it up
Oh, okay
I thought he did some freaky shit, some black magic shit
I'm taking the last cap
nice try man nice try okay this shit is way too long
now man you wouldn't make it out on these streets
Oh
Do I stand yeah, yeah, I stand on the right on escalators
He was trying to do some misdirection and tell her type shit
Right is the walking side. Yeah, if you move it in a polk show.
You got a treasure. A bottle cap.
Nuka-Cola asked.
Bob Dylan is talking about...
Oh, they're having a gathering or something.
Yeah, sadly, still bereft of harmonic.
I'm sorry to say.
I wish.
Wait, who heard Michael's feelings, man?
Huh.
I'm in a bit of a funk, or whatever.
Can I say something?
I was talking to Daniel Plainview, but the convo got real boring real quick, or whatever.
It's a generation raised on watching movies on YouTube shorts, I understand.
Michael got that shit on? He hates it, which is fucking pissing me off.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Richie Tenenbaum.
Richie Tenenbaum, you got it going on.
What's- what's your problem?
He's got a fucking attitude today.
Let's explore that.
Wait, but why are they- they're having fun talking about shit together.
But fuck bro, our island is too fucking idyllic.
You can get more island drama by sowing romantic dissent and telling me's they don't make
a good pair.
Hey, try to guess what I'm thinking add a fucked up me
That's a great impression of Amy blue from the Doom generation. I love you Amy blue me
Oh really, I don't really feel any particular way about you Austin pervert
Hold up
Did I just get rejected during my own practice? Did I just get rejected during my own practice run, baby?
Yeah
Do I make me glue me baby, do I?
Huh?
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?
I honestly can't stop dreaming about Amy blew me
brother brother
um well if you're ready to risk it all fucking risk it all man
and do it right in front of Richie Tenenbaum so we can get some heat out of this one way or the other
can I say poor Amy Blue she's in love with Connor McDavid every other guy on the island is in love with her and she doesn't give a fuck
and then remove her from the situation like what did you ever resolve this Connor McDavid situation
She's a conner. She's literally losing interest in you
This is too real man
Then Connor McDavid's gonna fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes cuz she's blonde way. Can we make it real? Can we make it real?
They haven't met yet.
Hello, it's not-
She would have such a good nickname.
Yeah, me and Holmesie decided we're just going to try to get Dixon deep.
Give 110%.
Here's Elizabeth Holmes.
Yeah, you know, I'm glad-
He loves Meet the Parents, man.
man. This is like the second time that he's introduced himself to a crush by talking about
Meet the Parents. Yeah, no problem, Daniel. Just walk through. He's kicking his little
feet like they just signed a mid-goalie to an eight-year contract they're bonding over
Steely Dan though hey you know I hate to say it we do need to add another personality type
to the island but we can work backwards instead of adding someone and forcing their personality
to be what we need to create some drama. We could find the personality type that would
generate some drama and then like backwards reverse engineer, what the perfect person
for that would be. So I will minimize this. Homo dachi life personality charts. Holy cow.
Alright, we have way too many introverts.
Oh dude, we need a hot-blooded, no we have a hot-blooded dynamo in Gordon Ramsay.
Silverback gorilla.
That could be the move, man.
I'm trying to think, we have introverts,
we have perfectionists.
I mean, we could add someone who's a patient strategist,
but the problem is, it doesn't sound like a patient strategist
is the kind of person that's gonna cause any issues.
Similarly, or maybe it's the exact opposite,
hot-blooded dynamo, assertive and highly regarded,
trusts their instincts and easily commands
the respect of others.
Sounds like it would create drama,
but the flip side is we already have one.
We have a headstrong maverick, I think, too.
A determined self-starter cuts their own path, lets nothing stand in their way quick to execute plans.
You can check what personality charts you already have on the island chart.
Maybe via the residence menu?
It's an island info.
That makes way more sense.
Island Vibe Survivalist Island?
Well doesn't it seem like they should be like tearing each other apart?
It's like what we're lacking is considerate islanders.
But I don't want considerate islanders.
I want more, I want more crazy people.
I can't add a merry maker.
Who's our cheerleader anyway?
That makes a lot of sense.
And even strategists could go crazy.
For a visionary?
By the book Straight Talker who puts a premium on results?
You gotta give them weird little quirks.
Like what kinds of little quirks?
9. Ambitious I did add a lot of professional athletes and CEOs and fictional oil industrialists
and shit.
Where would you be now?
I'd probably be the thinker if I had to guess.
Maybe not.
Maybe the observer.
the body? I don't know how to think about it. Alpha? That's me. I'm the alpha. I'm the
maverick. You could edit the current means. Yeah, but that wouldn't be, then they wouldn't
be themselves. Then they wouldn't be themselves. So I don't know, I honestly think maybe
I apologize for baiting the hook and then not reeling in the fish, but maybe we don't
need more me's to create drama.
Maybe we just need to deepen the quirks of our existing me's by leveling them up so
that as a result they get into more conflict.
Because really now it is just a bunch of like fish in a fish tank.
And then they're like as long as we get fed I'm happy.
Well let's start pulling back the flakes man.
What's the play here?
They live in a dump. Yeah, this is chat. They got their best outfit on though
Something else
Topic they should talk about is
Or in policy
Now foreign language
I do not wear this shit. I've met many of you. I know you're not wearing this shit.
You're wearing merchandise made by the yard. And that's okay. And sometimes you get this
shit on. Don't let me rag on you too much.
What a beautiful day! It's like a sun load of fun!
Question for ya, chat.
You can choose between foreign policy and picketers.
What do you do?
Um, I shoot Toby twice.
Really?
Well, if that's the case, we're gonna get along just fine.
The Angry Politics Nerd!
He's gonna take you back to C-SPAN.
AVGN's AVGN and chat seems right here.
That's fine.
Seems like chat and I are getting along just fine.
That'll change.
Alright chat, I gotta make you extremely hateable.
I can't think of a quirk that would annoy more people than public fodder.
This is going to create some drama on the island for sure.
Damn it, right!
Who do you think you are?
I am!
He-weber would go kinda crazy, just copy Paulie Walnut's hair and then give him a bowling shirt.
Hey, but he's-he's too much of a maverick, man.
Um...
Good seeing you.
Yeah, you know, I want to try living with Delcey.
Yes, yeah, great thinking.
If I lived with Delcey, we'd be spending a lot of time together.
Oh, this is awesome.
What's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day if Delcey and I lived?
Now, what would Bob Dylan and Connor McDavid love to do every single day?
If you live with Bob Dylan, you could spend your days getting pucks in deep.
Please stop it.
Get in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
We've already got pucks in deep in the game.
The tough battles.
And this is actually something that Bob Dylan would do because he says, at the final day
Hey he won the war after losing every battle.
Winning the tough battles.
Winning the tough battles.
Winning the tough battles.
Dot dot dot.
Wait we don't need dot dot dot on the boards.
These long-ass expressions he has man, I know your fucking Tomodachi life island is poorly
realized.
I know you got everybody on your fucking island saying like six seven and shit like that.
I know you got 55 memes on your island that I'll just say Tim Robinson quotes.
I'll go talk to him.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh shit, please please Dillsie. I need this
What's got you looking so serious Mac Jesus?
Well, if the two of us live together, what's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day?
Let's say it together on this gonna focus one two three
I think Connor changed his answer halfway through.
Huge.
Honestly this could be good.
Bob Dylan could improve Conor McDavid's media diet and then Conor McDavid could cook like
keto friendly dinners and shit like that.
This is gonna be a blast.
Don't you think the houses here are a little small?
I'm thinking we'll need to build a new one.
Let's build a new house for Conor McDavid and Co.
Sure, I'd love to.
It's not like he makes like nine million dollars a year or whatever.
I mean, I guess we could really fuck up.
No, I don't know.
We can't, man.
We got room for some more me's to move in though, but I want to okay bro blow up the
fence shit it's set back by one line to I'm sure we'll have a great time living in this
house together say do you have any idea oh it's gotta be the locker room name for
for us. I'd love to hear it. Yeah, I got the perfect one. Wait, no, no. Rogers Rogers place.
Yes, it because it's the name of the Oilers Arena, but it could also be some place that
Bob Dylan would be. I don't think he's he's really got the kind of star power to play
Rogers place in Edmonton. They seem like more of a Kenny Chesney crowd.
But he, you know, he can strike a match against the door of Roger's bar and grill.
Thanks for the excellent idea.
I hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of Roger's place.
Damn, and he loves it.
I thought it was inspired to have Connor McDave start every sentence by saying, yeah, you
know?
Little Quirks, you gotta start fighting some people.
No shot, you're not a big eater.
Unimpressed?
I sneak with a left eye.
Public farther, sleeps restlessly, scaredy cat.
I-
I don't think he really flips out when I'm angry.
Yeah, you know, I feel like I'm getting closer to who I truly am.
Oh, fuck that- WAIT! What happened?
I was talking to daddy for some reason that's no good where is he you might
like some udon you've been eating ramen lately it brightens my day every time
Who the man you give me food?
Where do you quartz?
Guys went angry as a big one.
Wax with swagger?
That's a polyworn that's correct I'm afraid.
I feel like I got one step closer to my truth self.
I feel like a heavy weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
Sometimes you just gotta eat.
I don't know what you want me to say, it's real, man.
Hey, Roger's place, we're gonna move it a little bit.
Pauly walks like he's speed walking somewhere.
Old people are like that, man.
He ain't going nowhere.
Who are we trying to fool?
I...
Home, my sciatica!
What the hell happened here?
following Polly Walnuts for some reason there was a Lamborghini Urus to
explore this the stranger in more depth you know we need first off I don't I
can't remember if I gave this to them yet we need to go to chat we need some
fucking drama bro or the shit's gonna fall apart I can't play 25 hours of
There's gonna be no tension
You guys need to get some slay this by or two last place
Then why don't you fucking show it bro? I was waiting for the punchline for like the whole stream
You need something
What's your problem?
Can I say something?
Honey and I were chatting, and, well, I guess it just made me a little sad.
Type shit.
Well, you know what make you feel better, but like, legitimately?
some say the spider to let's place
nah he's not feeling it today he's not sure if this is a good match for him not
watch them bro obviously you'd have to be a loser to watch that stuff you would
have to be you have to have an absolutely nothing going on to be
interested in watching something like that. I mean making it, bro.
Something on your mind.
No, if you're interested, forget all that shit I just said.
You're interested in some Slay the Spire 2, let's place.
Oops, bye.
Motherfucker, man.
Meet some Mama Liz.
They're brightening my day a little bit. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do not place two Mies near each other if you want them to stop getting closer.
Helping Mies chat and hang out gives them more chances to improve their relationship.
Okay, we have to keep them isolated. We have to build like a pan-opticon or something.
Yay!
I could just edit everybody to change their sexual preferences.
Because we might, we have a little bit too much of a sausage party.
Stop giving him shit to make him happy, but that's how they level up and become more fully realized!
I steak with a lad?
He's not really snug.
He's not really nonchalant.
He doesn't walk like Conor McGregor.
doesn't want to know to sleep
sure man greet with a nod that'll get the blood pumping
Okay, well this I didn't want to do this okay, but I think it has to be done
in additional details resident personalities
How do I change everything? Is there like a make everybody pansexual button? Or do I have to edit every single me individually?
Average age 40, LOL. I mean, I know you're putting like Homer Simpson on the island and saying he's like 12 years old, bro.
Don't talk. I literally added Daniel Plainview. Bro was born in like 1806. Brings up the average a little bit.
I can't believe I got it for every single me I got to go in here.
This is literally true for Austin Powers though, canonically in the movie they say sex and
he goes yes please.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
YOLO! It's 11 AM! Wake your sleepy ass up!
Alright, you can go back to bed.
I've made you pansexual.
Zan and the fucking spy who shagged me shit is so good.
What do you do for work?
Daniel, this one's gonna be painful to you most of all, I think.
Okay, I don't have to enter your pronouns, that's up to you.
You're really gonna do it like this?
It's the best way to do it, what would you want to do proposing?
Leave the damn kids out of it, man.
Chad, I think, is already non-binary and pansexual.
huh do I make you horny thank you do I add more women bro that's a much
longer solution that shit is gonna take like 3,000 hours of longing man
every single me takes like an hour to make
I'm hitting you with the the beam the CIA developed beam that makes you pansexual
the US military when they find out the pansexual beam actually works against them because it makes
the the soldiers fight harder
no way wait wait wait
oh wait she's falling in love with her itchy but Austin Powers is in love with
her
I feel all mixed up. It is the 90s. After all, she told no lies.
I like Connor McDavey. But I also have feelings for Neff O baby.
Who do you think I really like?
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
It's gotta be Connor McDavey cause I think it's dudes.
It's gotta be Connor McDavey cause it makes, it keeps the wheels of drama turning.
Richie's a funnier story. No, Richie needs to fall in love with her and she needs to be in love with somebody else so that Richie fulfills his character arc.
You're right. I was nearly misled. Conor McDated is the only one for me.
I
Did a girl that in love sad as I could be
One second y'all she is gonna have to get between Connor and dillzie though
Let me go to Bob there. Dude, the fact that he and Connor are already living together.
And then we're gonna make him pansexual. Make him fun of me for my old ass fucking island.
I have Bob Dylan bored in 1941. Fuck you.
He's so polite, man.
You're gonna make Chani?
I've been persuaded to make a lot of Zendaya characters, man.
I kind of feel like Tashi Duncan could mix up the vibes on the island a little bit.
I'm gonna say it, man.
Hashidunkin? Not a nice person, not a nice person.
Um...
Creating preferences.
Could make him asexual. Could add an interesting vibe to the island.
Now Pauly... Pauly...
Listen, okay? It has to be done, Pauly.
It's a different era, Pauly
Hey Trinity is non-binary pansexual
Become attracted to everybody on the island to ruin your life
Oh
Yeah, Trinity's alright Daniel playing to you. I got it. Um, I'm sorry. This is taking like 10 minutes
But thank God we did it before we put other me's on the island now. We it's like debugging. We're debugging the island
Leave Daniel a so okay, okay
I didn't erase him.
You're looking chipper, brother.
Right, cock.
Good cock.
Perfect.
Ass in the pan.
Butter, olive oil, salt.
Come.
Cheers.
One turn.
Flip it.
Yeah.
Leave it in the comments.
I love the T.A.
I want to try watching anime with agents now.
Like, okay.
Whoa, whoa.
We made him too bisexual.
We got to correct the bisexual slider down a little bit.
He's talking about watching anime with a fictional character.
We hit him with a lethal dose, man.
Can anybody get the antidote?
Alright, so now we should just wait like a minute or two and this shit should be starting
to really kick up a fuss.
Or maybe they're just gonna start getting along better.
I'm going to do it.
Six seven.
Four more wishes.
For the mountain.
Four more wishes.
Let me see what we got in here.
Bath house set.
This set seems very nice for the future to put like Michael Scott on the island, or Stanley.
Patrick's Vibe.
How many fucking characters are we going to add from Challengers Man?
There's only three characters in the damn movie.
Well there's four characters.
the love triangle and then like the lady who Tashi Duncan says, yeah she sucks and
then because Tashi like tears her ACL she ends up becoming the number one WTA
right player in the world.
You gonna add Chani in the Desert Oasis? Okay Gordon Ramsay, then we do some
observation right feel like a game of me shadow quiz yeah like I use these Irish
now feel like a game of me shadow quiz here's your first mystery me shadow who
do you think this is that's my daughter is that my daughter in there the answer
is no no next up your second mystery me shadow who do you think that's any blue
from the Doom generation?
The answer is...
Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
And finally, your last Mr. Neishadow.
Who do you think this is?
That's Austin Powers.
I'm so fucking pissed off Austin Powers that's in his hair yet, man.
Austin.
Congratulations, you won.
Right. Time for your pot.
Shit, no more fucking animals, man.
I got a whole pet store in my pocket.
She's gonna ask for some furniture, no thanks, man.
Wait, wait, this could be big.
And then you're saying just observe and there's a good chance for random events like a true ant farm technology
Gross knees man
Oh, he's just going to his house he's going to mouth man
Then doesn't strike me as much of a home body though, but you Bob what's going on introduce
the strangers they're mostly like and if that isn't real man don't have two kids you lose
you're sick rooftop patio space if you introduce something they have a tendency
to improve their relationship I think we need to I mean we just need to observe
some shit going down to be honest you should be able to gossip you should be
able to like yeah hey Richie Tenenbaum said some fucked up shit about you
wow did you hear the shit Richie Tenenbaum is saying about you they
don't talk if they're not introduced well almost everybody on the island
It has been introduced to almost everybody on the island, okay?
Great friends, like-minded, wants to be friends, vibes with, like-minded, like-minded, getting
along with, getting familiar, seems like-minded.
He's never met Elizabeth Holmes, that ain't gonna change it, man!
It's not more me's, I need the existing me's to develop deeper relationships.
talking to your wife you can place yourself near their conversation to make
you a me jealous. There are a bunch of straight guys with no women they're
literally all pansexual and I could have you banned from the website for that
comment. Literally every single person on the island is pansexual except for
Daniel Plainview who's ace.
We'll be crazy if they ain't got Elizabeth Holmstead popping the discord.
Okay, let's check in on Michael, man.
What do you got going on?
I'm not gonna add Hitler to the island, okay?
Cause I know you're saying like, well it might mix it up, they might start to have some drama.
You know what I'm worried about?
What if they, what if they started to say fucking, you know, seems like minded.
That'd be some clip I, I couldn't erase.
So let's announce a prevention is where the pound of motherfucking cure.
I'm not adding Jeffrey Epstein to the island and I introduce him to myself and it goes
like seems like minded.
That image is too powerful.
Alright, I'll fucking talk to Trinity.
Trinity's going to say some shit like a flower planter would go crazy here.
Fuck it, why not?
Alright, that's not so bad.
Well, that's a big improvement. God damn you, Sniper.
Give them all some pocket money, too.
I think they can only get pocket money if they if they level up.
Getting familiar seems like minding music to my ears.
Strangers with Richie Tenenbaum.
I don't think I should introduce my kid to Richie Tenenbaum.
might get loser energy!
U.S. Open Loser!
If you give them three grand, they go to Antarctica.
Hey, that's kind of awesome. We need Warner Herzog on the island.
you Michael Michael is adding so much
needed spice to the island
AVGN is bored and lost company okay bro
you're pansexual let's fuck up Roger's
whole damn day. Of course we're soulmates but like you mix it up a little bit. You mix it up a little bit.
I'm just with some interest strangers. You know I did you and Gordon Ramsay would get along.
You don't interrupt a man when he's listening to Asia though.
You morning Gordon Ramsay. Kate was it Kate's what's this morning he hit that man gently.
And then Trinity, do you feel about this Austin and Dan situation?
There's a little bit of interest.
She's following Austin Powers for some reason.
She's probably learning about spy craft.
And then Amy Blue, Amy Blue is still in mother economy.
David, interrupt his jog.
So he gets mad at you.
Don't go in Chad's house.
No, no, wait.
What do you think goes?
Let's settle this today once and for all. It is the 90s. After all.
Treasure face off.
Oh shit.
Asia wins by a mile. Chat you really brought out the tissues?
You have a flat screen of me playing Slay this Fire.
Why would you bring out the tissues?
I mean that's crazy. And she still ain't fucking with you.
okay and then Connor and Amy morning Amy blue from the doom generation
He's a Kappa.
And way, my soulmate is talking to Gordon Ramsay.
Great opportunity for me to get a little bit jealous.
Yeah.
Think like, show.
I think I'm showing him the damn weeds, bro.
such an actual woman or whatever fucking pervert man wait no he noticed
not too real he says not my conversation I'm not gonna not gonna use drop
Ritchie, Ritchie's just playing with the damn infrastructure.
Holly Walons is bored and wants some company?
Or is he ain't bored, he just sitting on a bench.
That's what old people are like, man.
Wait, this could be big.
Everything OK.
Could be nothing as well.
Bro, come on!
Do something!
Do something!
Nothing
Can I say something? Are you in trouble? These pick pickups?
They won't stop
Who I've never seen a case this bad before
What would they take it right?
It's like a boatload of friends who made this friend
Damn you Cypher. Can I say something? Don't worry about it type shit
The other thing is, if I want them to fucking fight, I have to get them to level up so they
get some quirks.
But if I feed them, they're happy!
Fuck it, bro, why not?
Great thinking.
Everyone's saying no, no, no.
You can spend your days but enjoying sensual massage.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
What else?
You know what?
Jester Maxing is actually real.
Two things that are one thing that both Chad and Austin Powers are all about.
just like
just
didn't say it right
just
Max
I
Wouldn't worry about it cuz I don't think that Austin's gonna reciprocate here. He's only good friends
This is literally what the end of first year of University at Queens is like to
You start asking you're like I'm pretty good friends with this person
Maybe I should live with them for the next three years and they start fucking like turning into pods and shit like that
No, we already decided we're gonna go in with five people. We got seven other people were going we got three people were going in
Winning the tough battles on the boards. Oh shit
Probably for the best to be honest
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, be pissed off get depressed. Okay, that's huge
That's awesome
We're taking a lovely stroll ABGN is pondering
Then your plane views of planes. Okay, Richie. I'm gonna depress Richie
Hey, did you know that Amy Blue is in love with you for like a minute, but you didn't take you didn't take your chance?
I want to be friends with Michael
That's a bad idea really
And then start to death
Fuck is Michael
Michael you know this this guy right here
He doesn't know Elizabeth Holmes yet.
Don't get it twisted, I'm Michael.
Ditto, hello.
You're not knowing not ditto, you're not Michael.
You don't know Elizabeth Holmes.
You can't use ditto like that.
So first, let's do a check on our hard plan for a guy like me.
It's kind of like what it's like to hang out with your nieces and nephews.
She's out.
That's big.
Baby Blue is the key to all this, man.
Morning, Connor McDavid.
Her web connects us all.
Do you feel like talking about?
Sebastian Stan.
Sure, but I wonder, quick, a test.
Dan, how accurate is your Sebastian Stan impression?
I think you could do it.
My Sebastian Stan impression?
I've never tried before, but I'm feeling brave.
You sweats. How's this?
Don't say I'm Sebastian Stan.
Don't say I'm Sebastian Stan.
Look at me. I'm Sebastian Stan.
Honey, I'll get into this great big bloody nutshell.
This is a rather big nutshell.
Well, you sound just like them.
For a sec there, I thought I was listening to the real person.
A real Sebastian's day, an impression?
You need a friend.
Because you need a friend to say random words,
like a fucking falafel train car.
And then every time he says it, you go,
Like you're the, you know the gif of like when you eat dinner with no youtube and it's the skeleton at the
at the con getting electrocuted. That's it. Like you're slowly breaking the restraints of your chair
and then you're like oh he's gonna break the restraints but then the last one he goes train car
and then he goes and you're like oh shit Bucky Barnes ain't here. Bucky Barnes ain't here.
That's the Winter Soldier now, man.
Bucky Barnes is in the sunken place.
It'll be Connor McDavid's nickname.
I think Connie's a big one here.
of the morning honey. And then Bansi. I mean Bansi. Geezy. Geezy. They might they might
just call him red because he wears a red shirt. The hockey nicknames are not very creative.
Anytime there's a creative nickname also when the player gets traded years later they
go yeah I was offended every single time I heard it they're like I don't really
like that I wish you would just call me my z I know I know they called me the
giraffe because I'm six foot seven but I really prefer they just stuck with my
original nickname my easy I'm gonna say he calls him big red about as deep as
talking nicknames go he often wears a red shirt so we call him big red looks
like my Sebastian Stan impression really brought Connie and I together I still
can't believe it was just an impression I'm so impressed I gotta learn some
more words why you got Dan in the cravat and sweats it is giving a little
a bit like middle school drama production of Austin Powers? That's too real, man. They're
telling nostalgic stories about the magic of first love. Wait, it's working. My pansexual
Island is working? It seems to be sharing jokes about Ruben Carter. Ain't nothing funny
about the hurricane man. They threw a bit of prison cell but one time he could have been
the champion of the world. Ain't nothing funny about that. You're bored maybe you'd
I'm on the damn plank with the AVGM, bro.
Austin Powers, good afternoon.
The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Do I make you horny, baby?
Do I?
Damn, it's way more powerful than I thought it would be.
What's going on, Malf?
Um...
Hello?
Got a sec?
Oh shit!
You know those villains that show up in movies or comics?
Could you tell me one villain that left an impression on you rather?
Yeah bro, Heath Ledger's Joker.
I'd rather not say he's so crazy.
A guy who gets scared when asked to share an opinion in Tomodachi Life?
What would you say is a villain that scared you?
Heath Ledger's Joker.
Cracked out uncle is not a villain.
Also, librarian any progress on the Stanley Tucci um, Heath Ledger's Joker?
The Daytrippers GIF where he's at the dance going, you even the name Heath Ledger's
Joker sounds wrong to me.
progress on that one because I swear he's giving I mean he's given a lot he's
given everything do you want me to upload a clip I got the movie first
though like your honest opinion is here is he not given cracked out uncle now
I've primed you which is not really fair but an instant classic yes he's
He's watching me place late this fire and he's at an instant classic.
That's probably how some of you watching.
You're like, you're TV on the damn floor.
Oh, oh, I just ended a turn with one energy remaining. No, no, he's leaving a comment telling me to fucking kill myself
He says you should fucking die. You're too stupid to be alive, but wait
Wait here comes some kind of
Trenching observation about the modern condition and he's right back in you were literally my hero
That's good shit right there.
Um...
Ketsuo Tabaru, are you here?
Let me see, because you were leaving comments like that.
I mean it was like 2017, but people don't forget.
Ketsuo Tabaru.
CJ... guys.
Cory might be live, so you might not be here, but...
Calling out chatters is wild.
That's what they get for using the same username across multiple platforms, bro.
Like somebody on Letterbox was like hey you're a 4.5 merchant, clicked on their profile,
and then like oh I forget what I was, I judged them for something, I cut them down to size
mentally.
And then in the Peloton Discord, they, oh it's cause in the movie is this thing on,
they said that was a hell of a transition.
And then in the Peloton Discord, they said has anyone seen this, is this thing on?
There's a lot of great transitions in the movie.
And I said, oh really?
Would you happen to be the person Johnny HotBodDod
or whatever that said you're a 4.5 star merchant
and now you've inextricably accidentally linked
your Peloton Discord identity to your Letterbox identity?
And I saw you on the ride today.
You rode for like 11 minutes at 170 watts
and then you said the HVAC guy is here.
The HVAC guy is here.
Yeah, okay brother.
I was talking to ne- oh baby, and I got in a bad mood for some reason. It is the 90s. After all
That's good. I need you in a bad mood
Yes
Yeah, I don't really want you to add like a planter to the beach or whatever
Hello again, you can't use that I know is Elizabeth Hall
She's like oh my god, you make YouTube videos. Oh, there's more to you than meets the eye
You make gaming videos on YouTube like northern lion
Wait a minute.
Now that checks out.
Can somebody please, like, throw a drink in someone else's face?
We've been here for three hours.
I've already got a time.
At noon, we're playing Re-Animal with Kate,
which is the newest game from the original Little Nightmares team.
When he's bored and wants some company, it's not an ad
Okay, bro, let's see what's going on in the Luna Michael dynamic
Who the fuck is Michael they said the lion man
Who's doing nothing right now?
Polly Walnuts, wake the fuck up brother.
Here we are.
Check.
Hey T.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
Galactic.
No, man, not the 2016 Onitsuka Tiger outfit.
Yeah, I'll take your way, ever.
That's heat, bro.
I was heat for a couple minutes back in, like, 2016.
Do you want the day trippers clip?
I mean, listen, if you could find a way to distribute the day trippers clip with a shareable link
Shareable links so that chat could determine whether or not they feel like he's giving cracked out uncle. Oh
My god, dude, he's
So by the way, this is like oh mega spoilers for
For the day trippers, but just just give me a second to get this shit set up here
If you are gonna watch the the day trippers close your eyes for like the next few seconds, okay?
Librarian, this is huge, okay? This is 42 seconds. Tell me does he or does he not have cracked out uncle energy?
Okay, so you know he knows what he's doing and then hope Davis is like oh ain't nothing crazy about this. That's oh
Bowling down
No, no, no, I ain't going down that easy
Oh, shit, look, he's the dude!
He's giving cracked-out uncle, am I crazy?
Eh, we'll probably stop it right about there.
Right about there would be a great place to stop it.
Why?
Well, some pivotal events happen,
I'd say in about an eighth of a second
or something like that.
He's so much more relaxed, but I mean I don't want the whole thing to get BMCA, but this
thing is like it's a crazy cracked out uncle energy.
He had it, man.
He had it.
Should we, like, idealize this? What do you mean, should we idealize? Why are you asking
me how you should feel about it? You haven't seen the damn movie, bro. You've seen one
clip out of context. How do I feel about it? I mean, I feel bad for Hope Davis that, like,
Stanley Tucci's been keeping a hell of a secret from her. I feel bad for her that
he lied to her. I feel bad for her that her mom is, like, really, really overbearing.
I feel bad for her dad who drove them around all fucking day and got not a single lick of praise
But you know what he finds that there's just virtue in the duty of being around his family to be honest like he's he
Don't stress out too much about that give him a half a sandwich. She'll be okay. I
Feel a little bit bad for Stanley Tucci that he's going through a confusing arc in his life
But he should have treated hope Davis is a little more respect
I knew it horsey game
ah what a weird dream
yo the timex though
oh uh
alright if you want to be friends then stop fucking saying it and start fucking doing
it man talk is cheap
talks bullshit walks good afternoon corn rancy hate tea breath weakness male
friendship
chat that's fucked up they're saying the expensive looking bays is worth twice as
as much as a Lamborghini Urus.
Holy!
That's like...
Damn! That would be like a
300,000 dollar vase or something like that.
That's crazy! You can't just be having that shit on the grass!
Like 800,000? Holy fuck!
He just keeps seeing it in his damn pocket.
I got fuckin' flowers coming out of my head and shit, man.
Like, we gotta...
The island's too...
Harmonious.
Hello.
Jesus pomegranate.
Oh, really?
He peeped on my granite.
I just recalled the best memory.
And then immediately forgot what it was.
All memories are fake in this picture of a matrix.
I don't know, we already know that's a success.
You're so funny, it is the 90s, after all.
That's true.
You guys have a similar energy.
We also need the women to be friends so that they can share intimate secrets of the men
with one another and start to undermine the social cohesion that we're presently enjoying
on the island.
And Bob did, it's honestly, I need Bob back out here.
Don't ask to play no repeats, man.
Care for a round of Zinclet?
Absolutely.
Let's play.
Here's your first Zincleto.
What do you think it is?
I think it's a fishing lure.
The answer is...
Fishing lure!
Next, your second Zincleto.
What's he doing with his hands, man?
What do you think it is?
I think that's poke bro
The answer is
Raw salmon, sesame seeds
Okay
Yup, that's poke
And finally, the last soothing item
What do you think it is?
A yummy cake
I think that might be yummy cake man
The correct answer is
Mysterious liquid
Oh my god, mysterious liquid?
The damn bezel on the, on the Erlenmeyer flask
Okay!
You-
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
This is huge.
Have a thing.
Tommy's in the kitchen.
Think about the president.
I'm in the kitchen.
Fying up the Pemekin.
Now, then good bye.
Good job.
Oh shit.
Well, I guess we'll skip this meal for today.
You literally need your strength, Connor.
You're on the brink of elimination right now.
Jackson Lacombe is fucking you up.
Hi, Dillsie.
Never?
I love it, man. I love it.
Wait, this could be big. Depressed. Richie Tenenbaum meets a middle-aged mobster who doesn't know how to process his negative emotions.
He never learned how to process his negative emotions.
Ritchie Tenenbaum wants to make Polly Walnuts by laughing about a time when Ritchie Tenenbaum
failed badly.
Oh, like the US Open?
Like you're doing right now?
Gross fartin' weasel.
I like your vibe.
I can't do it man. They're whispering about it. He's got Polly Walnuts kicking his little feet and giggling. It is Italian loafers.
I think I gave them too much good music man.
I gotta give them some shittier albums.
I guess, I'll give them channel orange. If I wasn't ready for the heat, that's a gets a great out. Yes!
They is going to give this perfect timing!
Holy shit.
Who is that?
Elizabeth Halls?
I...
I think I'm falling in love with Elizabeth Holmes.
That's where the investors stop, man.
Oh, it must be love.
I guess your Elizabeth Holmes is gentle eyes and fell madly in love.
Oh, I can imagine us together.
I could gaze into those eyes every day.
She a damn felon, man.
Oh, please, please, please, Barry V.
Introduce yourself or what man?
Square enough
They're stretching their legs
They keep saying Stanley Balaclava.
She's giving him the pitch.
He thinks it's a date.
She thinks it's a business meeting.
No!
Wait, I'm already friends with AVGN.
We need to make some heat.
What have I done?
Not Michael.
Anybody else?
I-I really want-
Ah, the fucking-
Folly love already, you motherfuckers.
I want Gordon-
Gordon Ramsay's pissed off!
Get pissed off and then hang out with the angry video game nerd!
It's just a fucking video game, mate!
Who fucking cares?
This is a new viral trend.
Please help me.
Don't worry, I watched a video on this once.
Wait, what?
Thank you.
Right, what a relief.
You're okay, you donkey.
Oh man, he feels good again, I fucked it up.
What's crazy is that this game really understands that if you're in a bad mood just talking to somebody could really help you out.
And if that fails, like, eating a sandwich will usually do the trick.
So I applaud it for being the most realistic video game ever made, but it is still kinda pissing me the FUCK OFF, man!
I don't want to see you sitting in front of a house.
Yes.
I don't want to see you sitting in front of a house.
I don't want to see you sitting in front of a house.
Smore.
Sardines.
You're just saying that because of the can over there.
I don't think I've won a game this entire stream so far.
Brussels sprouts.
Pickles.
Hot stickers.
I think that it's...
Churros.
Apple Pie.
Lasagna.
Gratter.
Steak.
Lootismix.
Baguette.
Grater.
Roast lamb.
Lootismix.
You said Luna's mix twice bro look at their so pissed off at him
Bro you said Luna's mix
It's a damn screw man i got a treasure a screw
No, it's not Alex Wolfe this day in Giesling wait a minute wait just a minute man
It's starting to piss me off a little bit.
She might not break his heart.
The real question is, why are they going to Richie Tenenbaum's house, man?
That's just cool.
Damn, they are like cheek to cheek.
On Richie's bed and everything?
Oh no, my dolls are too happy.
I mean, bro.
But I want- they're called action figures for a reason.
Asia listening party.
R slash Asia, today's mega thread.
Asia track discussion, track one, black cow.
I like when he says, but where are you tomorrow?
And then oh, tomorrow the track discussion is Asia.
Connor, any chance you and Amy Blue are like,
just do something, she's in a good mood now.
Here I go.
Good afternoon.
She is like really bad at this whole relationship stuff.
Big Mike.
All right, let's see what Michael's up to.
What's up, man?
Um...
Ah...
Keanu Reeves.
Oh...
Sorry.
My mind was elsewhere, or whatever.
He's mad in his own business.
I'm a little guilty of acting tough at home and not backing it up when I'm out in the world, or whatever.
Whoa.
Big Mike, that's him man!
Say hi to Aunt Trinity.
Hiya!
Thank you so much, channel.
Do you have a phone?
Are you the right person?
I'm not a Gordon.
Wait, wait, wait!
We perfectly time farted.
I didn't even need to look.
I know what a fucking is.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
I'm not a Gordon.
what it fucking is, man.
Why do you walk like that?
I don't know, man.
Picking my daughter up from an activity on Saturday,
other kid comes over to me and says,
why do you walk on your toes?
I say, huh?
She says, why do you walk on your tippy toes?
I'm getting aired out by like another,
like a fucking six-year-old I've never even met before.
I'm like, it's just comfortable that way.
She's looking at me like,
You walk on your toes outside? It's more comfortable that way. I don't know what you want me to say.
Do you toe walk for real? I wouldn't lie about that shit!
Oh, there's Kate. You donkey.
Oh, it's Gordon Ramsay.
That don't impress you much, huh?
Put her there, Gordon Ramsay.
Kate, good afternoon.
Kate, good afternoon, Ry.
Son, lose the clouds.
Rattinkle.
Afterlash, Ry, fucking delicious, lovely afternoon.
Well, I'm sure it's gonna go fluffy.
Right, we're totally on the same page. You don't keep
That's big
Couldn't have done it without you
And then let's make you fun
Someone turned Gordon's mic down?
No, Shum. It turned it up.
Cherishing Michael but only caring for Luna is killing me.
I think it's easier to cherish a baby because a baby is like unconditional love.
Sometimes a kid can kind of like flick you a little bit.
It makes a lot of sense.
He's a grown-ass man. He's five days old.
How do I get people and beer at my wife?
She does not snore loudly. She does not sleep restlessly.
I'm more of a scaredy cat, honestly.
I don't know how to do it. You know what? Let's try something.
Let's give her some pocket money.
Are you- were you being serious when I said if I give her $3,000 she'll go on a trip to Antarctica?
Because this is a hell of a- a gift.
It's $5,000? Oh my god.
Thanks so much.
Just $2,000 more and I can go on an Antarctic tour like I've always dreamed.
Guess I should start packing for it.
Mods fine to ever said that it was $3,000.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
Damn, I'm paying her like Olivia was paying that dude with the beard at the start of
Lingua Franco.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, you haven't seen Lingua Franco?
Isabelle Sandoval's 2019 film you haven't seen it yet, that's curious.
Not really, I haven't seen it yet. Here we go, it's really good.
It's on um, criteria and channel.
I'm so glad you want to chat, type shit.
Yeah man.
Yeah.
Don't get it twisted, I want to try living with AVGN, for a guy like me.
That's a bad idea.
You think?
Well, I guess I'll give it up for now for a guy like me. You already live with your your family
He did a lot of content house
Yum
You denied the drama I can't abandon my kids to go live with ABGN, man
You can come live with you I might fuck up this whole thing too I don't know little quirks
little quirks man sure you know what snores loudly
Can I say something?
I feel like I'm becoming my true self more and more touch shit.
I love when you get that shit.
Alright well good we played for three hours and fucking nothing happened!
Oh my god, they fight over the remote.
I know they fight over the remote and then they pick a show that they both like.
Damn.
They're just becoming ultra friends before they eventually confess their love to each
other.
It's like the high school nerd special.
chat move some people might say.
I can't give Kate two more grand until she levels up again. Sorry.
I think that's gonna do it for today's Tomodachi Life segment. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
and then come back and play re-animal with Kate. Stop here for now.
I'm not refusing to add more memes to the island! If you want, it's the difference between
Depth of an ocean, width of a puddle, do you know what I'm talking about?
You need to deepen the relationship between the meese to get the drama.
You don't need more meese, because then all you do is you have meese walking around and you go,
yeah, that looks like Tommy Versetti.
And then you're like, oh, drama, drama.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Wants to be friends.
What the hell?
Kate's invited me to play re-animal.
okay let me let me just say one minute please
because i have to pee so bad i have to pee so bad
one minute please i have to pee so bad okay i'll be right back
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Have you ever set up the on-screen discord thing where when you talk like it like moves
your character?
No.
Do you want to, it's a very, you don't have to set it up but you can do it for me
on your screen.
What do you mean it?
It.
Okay, just go over there and then it's a browser source and then next to your face, there is
like a screen, like a copy and paste link.
It makes, wait, so what's this going to do for me?
It shows me when I'm talking and when I'm not talking.
What do you mean by you though? It shows you.
It shows my avatar.
So your avatar comes up on the screen when you're talking?
No. It has a different animation.
But like why do they need it because they know you're Kate?
Not everyone knows me though.
Do you have it? So what happens when I talk on your stream?
Well, you didn't set up, you didn't set up animated
GIF or anything like that. So when you talk, you're basically
this profile photo light up. Yeah. And when you're not, then it's just not.
not. But yours on the other hand when you talk it opens and closes its mouth. Yes. And when I'm not
talking I'm like writing down the notes. And in today's ADHD adult viewing audience, they look.
Just so that they know who is in the call. They go I see that the cartoon is
is pantomimeing the act of speech when the person is speaking.
It's just to show who is in the cause of people don't go, oh, who is she with?
So I'm going to give this website my Discord login.
Oh my God.
I'm going to give this middleware access to my Discord credentials.
I guess so.
Everyone uses it.
I'm just, I'm just helping you to catch up to the time, to the flow.
So you're not such an old man thinking that there's a green screen behind me.
Okay, sure. Yeah.
Authorize, why not?
I mean, if it was anybody else, there's like a 0% chance that I would do this just so you know.
There's only because you're like my soulmate that I am doing this if anybody
else asked me I would probably resent it as well I would be like you do people
know who you are people not everyone knows who I am though hey should I get
this website the ability to access all other apps and services on this device
sure why not why not just take everything okay it can see the voice
channel I'm in I'm ready to go the idea have did you copy the like URL I'm in
in the sources section and.
Yeah.
And then next to, you will see lovely Momo, right?
And then next to it, there's the clip.
Oh, and I copy this.
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Web and then browser source.
I go to my main gaming screen.
Yeah.
And then on the browser source,
I'll paste the link.
And then it will show me, it will show my avatar.
Alright, speak.
Oh, it's.
Wow.
There it is.
Hey.
Just pop that down right there, I suppose.
Let's go.
So now people know who I am.
And when I talk, they know what I'm talking.
I mean, it is kind of slick coming from an era of like among us
VoIP where it would just make like the bubble change.
Colors, like it would get illuminated.
Yeah.
That's that's where you are.
You're just getting lit up when you talk.
And that makes sense to me.
Yes, man. I invited you in the game. Oh, that's right. Yeah.
It might take it might take a bit because they like to compile the shaders.
I don't know if you don't load it instantaneously.
No, but when you when you join it will compile the shader.
Pardon me.
It was a sneeze. That was a burp.
That was...
Quite a little burp.
Are you scared?
Uh...
A little bit, I suppose.
Oh, wait, it's pre-compiling shaders. You're right.
It's gonna take a hot knit.
Let me see here.
Re...
Animal with...
Lovely Momo.
All lowercase
Reanimal
If you go at lovely momo then it's an auto all right one technological innovation is enough for one day. Okay
You just gotta learn you guys you just gotta learn the new pink it's not a new
You got it. You got it. You got the at correctly. I will say that you know, I've applied my trade
Largely appealing to the old heads. I've still got people in that are like
I think the content was better before you even had a face cam
There's still people who are like NLU if you really want to ascend to the height of the form
You should go to text let's plays instead of YouTube videos
So I'm kind of a meeting my core audience with all this technology. Can you not pause it?
pause what
Is it pause if the game is paused by other player? Oh, I alt tab to make sure that I had the volume low enough
One moment, please.
And...
There we go! Okay, slash marker.
We're back.
Resume. There you go. You got to see the end of the cutscene.
What do you mean, my wireless controller has been disconnected?
Your wireless controller has been disconnected.
Is it you or does not mean it says pause by other player
Please reconnect. Oh, okay
I'm just on the dang old keyboard and mouse
They said play this game on the controller for the best experience. I'm not doing that
I'm honestly when games ask me to do stuff. I'm just kind of sick of it
You got to let me much of the beat of my own drum. That's crazy
RT to drive the boat
Wait, so you're a player one and I'm just kind of like along for the ride.
It's all over again.
No, I don't think so.
There's another girl.
I'm a boy and you're a girl this time.
Okay.
That's interesting.
I always wonder what it's like on the other side.
Could be the vibe.
Mix it up for a weekend.
I don't even know how loud the game is.
But I don't want to make it too quiet.
You know what I mean?
More game is all about being atmospheric.
Yeah, atmospheric, yeah.
Aluminous sound.
This is what the movie-going experience is going to be
like in about five years, I'd say.
There will be two talking heads in the corner of the screen
so that the audience doesn't get too scared during the
scary movie.
And they'll say some stuff like, don't go in there.
Don't go, no, don't go in there.
She can't be going in there
You know she's going in there there she goes she's going in there
I'll be doing my gasps. What am I saving you? I hope so. I'm saving you
Look at this guy doesn't even know how to swim
See we're doing a good job of the talking head stuff already. Oh
Oh, she's awake! Please don't be dead! Please don't! Oh no! She's a villain!
You're a villain! You're trying to eat me! Don't eat me!
Oh, they're getting along now. Sugoi! Sugoi!
Itadakimasu!
So, so like we need like the game theory when it comes to the game story because nothing
is really well explained.
Okay.
Well, the guy, he, he retired, right?
And that's just like the game theory.
Oh, you're talking about MatPat.
Yeah.
You know, I've never seen a game theory video.
I think he retired.
As I understand, the only thing I know about MatPat is, and I don't know if this is real,
but does anybody know what I'm talking about if I said a sentence like, MatPat 50 Shades
of Grey Tweet?
I don't think it's a real tweet, but that's the only thing I know about MatPat.
What?
Yes, yes, I know that one.
Yes, dude, it is, there's no, it's real, it can't be real.
It's got it.
still on x holy cow I can't look at it though I'm uh I'm I'm using the lamp I'm
using the lamp to light the way well you gotta not eat me yeah don't even
worry about all that I gotta stop spinning around I'm gonna get seasick
Oh, I think it's this way.
You know this has the same opening as Pokemon the original movie.
I don't think I've seen the original.
I've seen the new two.
That is the original.
That's the one where Ash turns to stone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you really have to do that?
I mean, I could just touch nothing on the controller if you want.
Mostly here for my commentary anyway.
I don't know if this is the right way, I'm just kind of going with the vibe, I'm like
a lefty.
Yeah, you took the left.
When it comes to a maze, I take the left.
That makes a lot of sense because of Minecraft, I always put torches on the right side so
I can find my way back by making the torches on my left.
You thought that deeply when you were playing Minecraft?
Well, you have to otherwise you get lost in the caves.
Oh, there's a there's a there's a explosive.
No, man, it's damn straight of four moves.
Check the look, y'all.
You can't dig straight up, bro.
That's how you end up drowning in gravel.
Are you gonna scream? I don't think I'm a screamer. I'm a nervous talker.
You're not gonna go like, ahhh. Did you really get Kate the same birthday card twice?
Yes, but it's literally character building in cute. Doesn't it show that I put on no artifice when I bought the greeting card?
I derived which greeting card to get from base principles and came to the same result twice.
Like when you check your work on a math test and come to the same result.
What are these?
Boxes.
Suitcases.
Suitcases. How'd you open that?
Press Y to interact.
You wouldn't know because you're playing on my keyboard.
That's right. It's E for me.
Despite the developer said use controller for the best experience honestly, I am just
She got a key. You like nope. I'm from this era of video games where you just started up and you play
But nowadays they're all like oh turn this on. Oh, do you want to do want to use Vulcan or DirectX?
Use a controller for the best experience probably the door back here if I had to guess
I'm sick of that stuff man. How do you run? Oh, I see our key
I wouldn't know because I'm on keyboard and mouse open this one. What if there was another one?
And the door is locked. I think it's my bvn for us
Way who hate a second. I
Hope you're not gonna get us killed
Oh, bro. I used to ladder you can I get a rez?
It's too. Um, it's a crap. I'll game
I'm gonna jump on the pipe and then take one further jump obviously it's this way
yeah sure my bad y'all also I'm just gonna say it we shouldn't have to set our
own brightness every single time they should just know they should just know
by now you know how would they know oh my god you know everything else about me
they got they got my social security number as soon as I boot up the game
i think we gotta go fast before it starts up
again
that makes a lot of sense
maybe control the dive
oh shit oh shit
ryan no
i made it y'all
i guess the other thing is you could have like
hit the propeller switch on this side
i didn't know that
i never played this game before
that's true that's true
oh it's dark
you gotta you gotta break this
oh that's cute i have a little lighter
you got the lantern
i could probably squeeze through that, just turn sideways
there's something happening on top of us
i already told you this cake but uh...
two weekends ago i took our daughter to uh... kid's birthday party
fifty kids something like that
when it came time for the birthday cake
nobody smoked
zero smokers
They were like, does anyone smoke?
Does anyone have a lighter?
No lighter.
We just sit in there for like 10 minutes looking
at unlit candles on a birthday cake.
And now the kids started to get riled up.
They were going, lighter, lighter, lighter.
Then eventually the staff were like, oh, we've
got like a barbecue lighter here.
But what I'm trying to say is that 0% of the population
being smokers is bad.
We need 2% of the population to be smokers.
And I thank anyone for their service.
That's willing to do that.
Or they can just bring the barbecue lighter with them
like we did with our daughter's birthday?
Wow, that's true.
There's so many things to remember though.
You can't forget your kid at home.
That's, I think, you know, I think that's obvious.
Got to bring your car.
There got to be something in there, right?
Yeah.
No, oh, oh, I'm looking up your butt
I'm wearing pants. I can still see there's an outline of a little turd in there
Excuse me
They would let me fall
Getting the genre of the game all messed up.
It literally saved this time anyway.
It did not. We have to start again.
She's right about that.
Here, I'll hoist you up.
Thank you.
I wish I knew a button like pulled the hand back at the last second.
second. This is in Friendslop? No, no Friendslop is on Thursday and Friday. Did you see the
Friendslop bird watching game? I have, I have. Fluck around and find out. You think you want
to play that? I thought you wouldn't, so I didn't put it on the docket. I think it might
be a vibe to just hang out and, you know, take some pictures of beautiful birds.
Or instead, we're playing bandit trap and gamble together.
The heck is bandit trap?
That's the one, the three V1.
Three V1.
Maybe crouch.
Crouch and squeeze.
No, it's Y.
It was, oh.
Collectible mask.
Mine.
You might need that to be able to sneak by something.
I don't think we dropped it, because that's a mine.
Yeah, there is a bomb down at the bottom.
I think we just, I think this was a secret.
The next mask, you can have.
Thank you. That's what they said to Jamie Kennedy and look how that turned out.
I'm a bird. I'm a bird.
If you're a bird, I'm a bird
You know, I watched one of those YouTube supercuts of like the movies. Oh, yeah, it was at this time
It was
Based on like European country, but you know what the movie it was a horror horror movie
But it was almost exactly the same as the hereditary director movie. Hmm. Okay, like an Ari Aster movie
like it was the
What was it called?
It turned, wait, what was it?
The cult in like a small-
Mid-summer.
Mid-summer, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was just like mid-summer.
Like literally it was mid-summer.
But then the movie came out in 1975.
Holy, well, what was it?
Was it The Wicker Man?
Well, maybe?
Sounds a little Wicker Man coded.
Was there a man, did they maybe put a guy inside
of a-
Side of a Wicker statue and a clown?
Yeah, and they set it up on fire.
That's The Wicker Man.
Okay, so the marriage celebrity goes kind of fucking crazy.
Oh my God, that's crazy.
You know, the number of times that my wife will say, who's that guy?
And with no other context whatsoever, I go, obviously, she's talking about Josh Dumal.
All the signs are pointing to this being a Josh Dumal-based conversation.
I'm sitting down nicely.
I'm, I don't know, I guess I'm looking up your pants again.
You can't do that! You're getting the wrong game!
Oh, there are any other tools in my disposal!
I will say, Kate often watches these, like, Korean language summaries with clips of movies,
and the YouTubers are eating good.
There's, like, a checklist.
Interesting concepts, like, a super gimmicky concept, yes.
Made somewhere in continental Europe,
Europe, but usually like Italy or Croatia. Yep, movie looks like total dog shit. Yep,
that's it's a YouTube recap of a film that nobody saw that came out on like movie or
something like that. I think that's it because you want to watch movies like that.
So you don't want to watch the movie like that?
You want to know what happens in as efficient a way as possible, but not necessarily waste your time watching the whole movie.
Have you seen the movie, The Wicker Man?
I've seen the remake from 2006 with Nicholas Cage.
How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned?
And you're doing this for nothing killing me won't bring back your goddamn, honey
No, I'm talking about
No
Hold on. Can I do you think you can come though? No, no, no not yet. I
Think I think I think so there's nothing else here. I actually don't know how to let go of this
I'm waiting for you. I'm pressing E. I'm pressing the mouse. Oh, well, I'll be sick. Oh
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, we get a hole in it. No, no, no, no,
no, that's it. That's it. It's this. It's this. Oh, you push that over. Okay. I was
like, wait, what if we jumped in the gaping metal hole instead?
What have we rotated to the one face of the cylinder where we'll both be killed?
Don't trust your instinct.
Your instinct is just leading you to death.
That's true.
All the time.
I got low survival instincts.
Well, look at you.
Oh shit, oh shit, there's something coming.
There's something coming though.
I don't think so.
Oh, it just sounds a little scary.
Open it open it. Oh
Someone farted breathe that that's my fart closet
That's the closet where I keep my farts
Are we in a factory this literally looks like Matt Corrie Hall at Queens University
Just jump I
Think someone's gonna chase us like I'm on my way to English 110 right now
I feel like someone's got a chaseless.
Anyone else get this?
Sorry, I can make it UBC coded.
It's like I'm trying to find the student union inside of the sub right now.
What?
Student union is sub.
Oh, wait.
I guess it stands for student union building, huh?
Yeah.
I wouldn't know because I went to a school where they called the student union building
the John Deutch University Center doesn't make any damn sense, man.
Oh my god, there's a girl.
Yep, that's me.
No, not you, another person.
Can you go through faster?
I'm literally going as fast as I can.
Also, I was thinking that this sewer grate reminds me of the pattern on my favorite shirt from Muji.
Oh my god, did you hear that?
Got work on the moment.
He said hello. Like anger.
Hello.
You think there's a secret over here?
It's giving Firelink shrine.
I think if we go down into the graveyard really quick, we can get his Vihonder, which will really help us out when we go to Undeadburg.
Oh.
There's a dead body.
Oh, I got a poster.
Check this out.
Hey-ya!
Oh, there's a pit of dead bodies underneath us.
Yep, and one of them got loose or whatever.
It's calm, it's still, why did you do that?
I don't know.
He wanted to be back.
You wanted to be back with some like-minded individuals over the bad guys. No shot. We're too small to be bad
Well, can be bad
true
Really small like a like a Vyron or a bacteria
Well, no, I think I've seen this on the trailer
There's a scary guy wants to chase us and want to kill us.
I mean, it got to be this way, you know?
There's a door that's lit up.
Oh, that's probably, oh, we're going to do, we're going to escape on the, like the mine
cart, like it's the last level in Halo 1, like it's the maw.
Great, we turned on the hand dryer.
No, we didn't.
Dyson advertised it as a quiet low-flow. Yeah nice one, buddy. Oh
My god, what the heck?
Get over here
It went inside of the body row herd you'll be in my heart and took it as a challenge. I'm sorry
I'm just hitting lines until something sticks. I
Am why did you do that? Why did you make noise?
Some of it the last person didn't flush
Oh my god, there's a guy there.
No, no, no, he's already beside himself.
He went inside?
Oh wait, you see that?
That's not a sock. That's a skin.
Yeah.
Of a human.
Maybe we got to go inside, too.
I don't think so.
I don't think we can.
Oh, maybe we need to plunge.
plunge we need to unclog the toilets probably the one that's lit up
what did you leave
oh and then unlock this one oh what you're a genius oh no
Cloggers
No, that one's all right. Are you are you like a janitor now? I think I'd rather be a janitor than doing whatever they want us to do in the game
Wait, wait, there was a nefarious shadow. Did you see that? No, that's your shadow
No, it could be a little nefarious about this one. Why is your wife a cartoon? Are you jealous? Oh
Oh, wait, hold on.
Kind of gagged you with that one, huh?
Oh, that's just a flush.
Oh, I see. I understand.
I did the same thing again.
I think the character would probably drop that.
Yeah, this is like the average men's bathroom.
So we got a key.
We use the key
I'm gonna say to open a door like this one
Right, right, right. You almost killed me. I did. I took you out of the light. Oh
Damn
Looks like the type of place you'd be beating up like a gang boss in crackdown
It does look like a boss
area, but does human become
Um, lobsters, like we have to abandon our older self to get bigger or something.
You know, there's a movie about that.
Oh, I'm sure, oh shit.
I got a brick.
Damn.
What should I do with the brick?
I'm going to say you got to put that on some kind of pressure plate.
I'm going to knock this over and get a monster to aggro us.
We did do that
Here hold it. Well, I got a can
Do you think there's like a secret over here
I think we got to put it on top of the garbage can lid so that we can get the lid to a fix properly and then
Sanitation will actually take it away
This is the lid is a jar. There's like an 80% chance. They're gonna be like nah fuck this
What do we have bricks
Oh wow upgrade
You gotta get out of here
I'm also getting devoured
You gotta you drop drop the brick on his head it's that simple
No, just grab it and then we run.
No, no, no, you gotta hit him on the head with it.
Whoa!
Oh, he might be old, but he's spry.
Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god.
So it's Pac-Man.
It's the wheel. It's the wheel. It's the wheel.
The game's Pac-Man is what you're saying.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
And then I'll install it right there
Okay, let's go let's go you got a push you gotta pull up oh
We're missing one more wheel. It's right next to us. Oh my gosh
We'll be so dead in this situation
Mm-hmm, and especially because I need to trade places because I get motion sick if I'm traveling backwards
Okay
And then we gotta get out.
Okay.
It's kind of crazy you think this is how people were getting the work back then.
Is that true?
This is how Granddad used to get the work for sure.
There's no way.
This is how Babe Ruth used to get to Yankees games.
I don't know about that.
You know what it reminds me of is when you told me that like the first subway was built in like
1806 or something like that and then the picture was like just a bunch of dudes on
Like this like it wasn't even a train or anything it was like a piece of wood with chairs and then I'll horse at the front underground
Yeah, then no lights no lights at all I
Don't know how to I don't know a button to press together
I don't know what button to press to get up.
Right mouse button.
She's right.
She's right.
You exercise machine like this would kind of go crazy, though.
I've always wanted to use one.
In the same way, I always wanted to hit
like a giant game show style lever.
And then finally had that wish fulfilled
and was very disappointed in Champions of Fire 1.
I've always wanted to use like one of those weird mine
carts.
And I've always wanted to saw.
That's in your blood.
That's probably true.
I've always wanted to saw a log in half with one of those like two-person saws where you like really go like
Like that. I've always wanted to do that. Did you know Ludwig is inbred?
Like he's like a promotion with Dave's killer bread or something? No, no his his existence is the result of inbreeding
Yeah, yeah
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
His grandparents are related.
Everybody's grandparents are related if you go back far enough.
Oh, God.
Oh, this is not good.
Aw.
It's the kind of shit when you take the night bus.
Where should I sit?
It's vibrating.
My controller is vibrating.
I think it means we gotta go.
wait wait hold on wait wait wait wait oh my god wait hold on oh shit how did you
get in there I'll give you some day I'll give you some room no don't pull it
put the lighter away put the lighter away
wait he's looking underneath though no no no he's back sore he's gonna get
tired of it oh no he's looking oh my you have to hold frame
I think there's a guy outside though. I think he's outside, no.
What's going on up here? I think we gotta get out from the exit.
Long ass train car man. I think we gotta go this way
I'm scared. Oh shit
This is pretty easy for a guy like me
Is it we will do isn't he gonna come this way?
No, no, no shot. We just got to follow the trail of suitcases
I think he's coming this way. Oh shit. Don't let him get in your head. Oh my god! Oh my god! My controller is vibrating with the beat of the heart right now!
Oh no, I'm dead. I know it. I know it!
Rose just looking for where he left his toothbrush.
All right, he did actually, he sussed us out pretty good.
I made it! Are you okay?
Again!
I didn't let you die. I made it into the window
We both
Check this out. Oh my god
Why I
Thought I could make it
Well, you made it to his stomach
If that was the gold, then that would have been very good
What's
Did it again? I can see the advantage of having like, you know access to
360 degrees of freedom instead of just using WASD
No, I think it's because the controller it vibrates like with the heart thump thump
So it's even more scary. I already know if my keyboard starts vibrating. Oh my god, Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan
Oh my god, I was in the shadows
He sees you. I was in this the shadows
The shot it's a shot. You know what I'm talking about
That's why you need to play on a controller so that you know the star is my brain. So, you know, you popped up Bradley Cooper
The hardest boss he's literally gonna smell you
And I'm going around this way. Well, he's not paying attention. I'm sneaking out this way
How did he see me I was on the other side of the suitcase that's that's BS. I mean, do you see the play I made though?
That was a crazy you you sold me out again
You sold yourself out you tried to jump the suitcase to we hadn't done our due time in suitcase one yet
You got to spend enough time in suitcase one until they tell you that it's okay to move to suitcase two
Okay, okay
Okay, and this way this way this way then we them we sneak
Do you see me see you see me do you see me you're posted you look petrified
Dude, no, I'm walking like a I'm doing a dance
I'm basically doing the Russian nice on my screen
We ain't going yet
Is this what all bald people look like you tell me
We can make it
What's the key, what's the key?
jump button. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Jumped! I think it's because we jumped at the same time that I could have jumped.
Oh. Because I jumped off.
Ah, chat go easy on her she plays a lot she plays mahjong and stuff like that.
Oh my god, thank god.
She's not a loser, she didn't play him.
Ryan died even more than me, Ryan died even more than me.
She didn't play in series video games like Tomodachi Life like me.
You know how it is.
We can...
Where's the death count?
Where's the death count?
What the heck?
He didn't do that before.
Okay, okay.
He goes there and he looks.
Yeah.
This is me five seconds before I ask you where I put something that I packed
Yeah put a swarm and then you lost your shaver
Yes, but now I have two shavers and two hands, which means I can shave twice as fast
We hold off that we go to the guy we're gonna go go to the box smart smart play
Oh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit right here. Right here.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone.
If you wanted to hear me bam, will helm scream.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay.
Oh no.
I assume she should've scraped off the windshield first.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
The Hatman!
This is what your dreams are like when you're on six different types of melatonin.
Why is he walking like that?
Why is he so freaking with it?
Ah!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
no!
Only one of us can make a jump!
Goodbye!
They're expecting one of us in the wreckage.
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone!
I don't know where I was.
I
Invited this freak
Will he say imagine I was gonna I was gonna this is part of him
Now I will use him as bait later. Oh
Broke knees
I have a feeling that my friend is going to die any moment now
probably gonna get eaten I mean bro he can't even figure out where he's going man
should we wait up just in case he dies off screen that's Michael well do you think that's the right
Oh God
One-way job
I want to find the loot for you
Is this his wife it's complicated it's not complicated I am married to Kate in real life
Oh my god get out of here the character of lovely Momo her marital status and relationship status are ambiguous
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think this is where our friend dies.
Yeah, you don't have to outrun the bear. You just gotta outrun your friends.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, Ryan!
Why are they so fast?
Oh, that was a crazy play, though.
go. You're lucky that I'm in the front. Or you will be so lost. What the fuck? What the
fuck? What the fuck was that? What? That shit is messed up and you know it. Yeah, so it's
damn broken. Hitbox is all jank. Whoa, easy there. Michael's in a lot of trouble. You
The NPC that's soon to be got get eaten to our fictional son. That's right. Yes
That's kind of fucked up man. All right, you make the jump you make the jump first
I think I think we're safe. Oh
I almost ran off the edge. Oh, we got to push this over
Or maybe we just got to feel the feel the grooves and tell how old it is I
think we have to find on axe wait a minute it's not that kind of a game I
thought it was in Sekiro for a second probably there's gonna be a wood chopper
Oh, shit.
It's just a chicken, right?
No, he's gonna.
He's gonna clock though.
He's gonna clock.
How can he clock when he has no head?
That's a good point.
Wait, it's literally the saw that I asked for.
This game is the male power fantasy.
they give us one of those logs and we got a run on the log in the water I mean
this might be the game or tune yeah yeah like an Alaskan lumberjack
you gotta you gotta give me yeah there you go okay okay I bet y'all it's not
done it's hard to hold E and then do DNA at the same time well well well they
did say used to control should develop like a kind of like an ergonomic device that puts these
buttons into a better proximity to one another. Sorry Michael. My guy was really slow. Oh.
All right guys this guy doesn't know how to play video games. He just
doesn't know how to stand up even. Got butter on the shoes y'all. Can I get
some help. I'm not I'm literally not pressing anything. Can you just stand up? I can't I
can't do anything. Oh my god. You actually broke the game. Any chance you could give me a little push?
Oh, I think I made some progress that time.
I swear. Oh, they're saying they're saying press T, press T. Oh, you're doing a T pose on
I see oh my god, you might you might have to jump into the gaping of this to be honest. That's messed up
I have to die because of your shenanigans. I mean I didn't program the game. Okay. You're gonna take that up a chat GPT
There we go, we're back. Why'd you do that?
even Michael is disappointed in us my dreams is there a path over there what
of their secret? What if? What if indeed? Seem like you are not very exploration type.
Honestly, I'm just kind of, I'm very vibe coded.
Meaning rush rush the main story. Meaning like, well, if I'm playing a co-op game,
if the other person's like, hey, let's go like, you know, be a completionist or whatever,
I'm like, sure, let's do it. If the other person's like, let's do the main quest,
I'm like, sure, let's do it.
If I didn't say it gets stuck on the log.
Although I do remember playing Divinity Original Sin 2 with Mathis, and it's not his fault at
all.
But I was losing his mind, because every time I would go back to town, I would just click
through the quests in the dialogue as fast as possible, and he would always be having
some conversation with a blacksmith about, like, you know, I need higher quality iron
from the minds of Vorgear. This low quality alloy simply won't suffice for the weapons
of the Caliban needed to defrode the King. And I was always like, I'm gonna, we were
gonna be here for 900 hours. We're gonna be, we're gonna be here for 900 hours.
And that's why you killed the main quest giver guy and got stuck.
That might have been an accident, or he might have, I might have been bored for
two seconds. One of the two. I think if we drop we die, no. No shot. Yo, there's ice cream
down there. Oh, shit! At least he's following the rules of the road. Nah, bro, it looks like
is from William Friedkin Sorcerer man why is he driving so slow you got
nitroglycerin in the bag buddy come on
oh don't don't step on the bridge smart yeah I did trip there
tonight y'all my god we have so much time but can we not save Michael poop ice cream
don't do it Michael it's poop what if it's the turkey ice cream where he grabs it and
And then it's just an empty cone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Rip Michael.
Or maybe he's just getting lots of ice cream in the van.
Maybe he's like, I don't want to give him one cone.
He can have the whole bucket.
Oh.
That's scary.
I'll drive.
You got to check the trunk, obviously.
Oh, we're pushing, we're pushing.
I'm getting in.
Oh, apparently I'm, oh, I've deactivated the emergency break.
Mobile cover.
But the car is our size, so we're not small, they're big.
That's a good point, that's a good observation.
So we're not really, are we a kid?
Oh, sand people.
Star Wars Episode 4.
Okay, sinkhole.
This literally happened six months ago.
There was a sinkhole?
There was a sinkhole, yeah.
Oh wow, look at that.
We have to find a door.
I play a lot of video games. You don't gotta worry about me.
Is that why you got stuck on the log?
That was literally a bug.
It has to be this one.
Real talk.
Checkpoint?
I like mannequins, I actually have a phobia about mannequins.
Oh my god, look at the loot at.
You're marked.
You're so...
That's next to throw.
What would I throw it at though?
Oh, the glass, the glass.
Oh, shit.
Okay, that was really unimpressed to throw.
But don't go out there yet.
What, Ernic?
Yeah, it's kind of my worst nightmare is like getting asked to throw out the first pitch
like a Vancouver Canadians game and then like the pitch doesn't even make it to the
home plate.
Oh, there you go.
You can be a pig now.
Disgusting.
Well, I said I'll find you a mask and I did.
you yeah yeah give me the head let me try all right best of luck to you
excuse me mine just went over the edge yeah that's that's how that's how a real
man throws the ball you know it's so fucked up is that like while we're
playing this you know what song stuck in my head what fuck ass Justin Timberlake
song from the Trolls movie.
Oh.
We dance.
We just dance, dance, dance.
You feel the good, good creepin' up on you, so keep dancin'.
Call it because you're just scared.
Ain't nobody leavin' soon, so keep dancin'.
Cinema.
Can't fight the feelin'.
Why is the boy being dragged to cinema?
Everybody's gone to the movies.
It's a reference to Katie Live.
No more gas.
Yippee.
We've got to go into the cinema, all right?
Hope you're playing something good.
Hope it's Project Hail Mary.
Wait, the popcorn physics are kind of awesome.
Oh, they were to find the key.
Oh, how did they go in and locked outside?
Oh no, no, it's Michael!
Get out of here!
Murray, when you introduce me, can you call me Michael?
Oh, man.
But the John Travolta, Michael, the one where he's ambiguously an angel, and then you're
like, well, is he really an angel?
But then when he gets out of the car at the end, he just leaves a white feather.
I thought I would be able to smash it.
Oh, maybe you could throw it.
Maybe you could throw it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
That's what I think of your $30 small popcorn.
You couldn't open this door?
I didn't even try.
Do you want me to throw a brick at it?
No.
I don't think it's going to do anything.
We need a key or some bolt cutters.
I think we need two keys.
Here, here.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, let me take the brick with me.
We can't go through this door?
That's not a door.
That's just the poster on the wall.
I'm still going to go upstairs.
We've got to go upstairs.
The upstairs is blocked, Ryan.
Ah, it is.
She's right.
I thought I could Tony Hawk a little bit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I know my role.
Yeah, leaving, leading me to stray.
No, no, no, we got to,
we definitely have to climb over that.
Don't think so.
Oh my God, don't die, please.
I got this feeling inside my bones.
It kind of goes crazy with the re-animal.
It goes electric, baby, when you turn me on.
Why was he saying all that stuff in trolls, man?
Like, you're branched, bro, just chill.
Oh, maybe we need a crowbar.
You think you can do it if I can't do it?
I just thought it was worth a try, you know?
Because.
I figured out I solved the puzzle.
Oh, cut it, cut it, cut it.
I think he's gonna chase us.
You sound like my moll.
He's gonna chase us, he's gonna chase us.
Look at that, no sweat.
I'm scared, I'm still scared.
It's funny, because your avatar looks kind of unperturbed.
I think your avatar is scarier.
My avatar...
Your piglet.
Well, I meant like your discord avatar.
I see.
Oh, they refilled the popcorn for us.
Do I think about that?
What would you do to that?
It's literally someone else's job to clean it up.
This is what the theater looked like during the Minecraft movie.
Chicken jockey.
Chicken jockey.
I'm an armor full set.
Oh shit.
Oh man, they gotta make a second one.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
I was thinking, Steely Dan, if they were making the Minecraft movie, we'll get Jack
Black and do it again.
Oh, just gonna sneak up.
First off, turn your light off.
Okay, like they're trying to watch a movie.
Dude, what are you doing?
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, down in front, bro.
Down in front.
Stop turning it off.
That's you.
You're gonna keep turning it.
I don't know why, but he's keep pressing it.
It could be worse.
I don't even know where I am.
The squish, the squish through.
I don't know if I'm moving along with you.
Are you there yet?
I think I'm moving, there you go.
The heck, it was an eyeball, but then it was an egg, and then now it's a body.
Oh, that's the starting screen.
That's the ringer.
It's the movie ringer.
What's the type of shit I watch at like quarter to five in the morning on the Peloton?
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be scary? It's just like things that are circle and
things that are dead. Things that are dead are making a circle. Is it trying to say
it's like a circle of life?
There you go. See it.
We kill things to sustain our life.
It's okay.
So what are those four people looking down the hill?
I feel like those are the things that the people go like we gotta go vegan look at all these things that we're doing to the animals and then I go well like the lamb tasted really good you
I hear what you're saying.
Vegans when they find out we're made of meat.
Vegans everywhere, BTFO.
Vegans, I'm making a joke.
Don't be mad.
You know I have no quarrel with the vegans.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, damn.
This is how people be looking at the airport gate,
though.
They're all swollen though.
But then look at that.
Bro was asleep, OK?
I think he's more than asleep.
I think he's dead.
His ass got zone four printed on the ticket.
Wait till you hear the announcement that says,
oh, we're beginning pre-boarding.
Anybody that's in business class or like a star
alliance platinum member can line up right now.
All of a sudden, dude's moving real quick.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you think if it wasn't for me would you would you go vegan?
I probably would be vegetarian.
I don't think I would be vegan though.
I'm stuck.
Oh my gosh.
Oh hey you can't be paid.
Oh damn.
Average Vancouver.
Keep a hold Cowboy.
Average Vancouver playground.
Average Vancouver Playgrounds.
It's all true.
I'll give you a little push or whatever.
I ran this joke by our daughter yesterday. I've told it many times.
But it seems so crazy to me. And she was laughing, mostly because of the
impression, I think. But it seems so crazy to me that it's
2026 and
Still when you're at the gate when they make an announcement the announcement is like
Like I don't understand why they at this point with all the fidelity in audio technology that we have they still
Sound like they're talking through like Alexander Graham Bell's first telephone
Probably because they don't give a shit about if people are here or not.
Yeah, but then they press a button and it goes like,
Welcome to Air Canada, Flight 117 with service to Santa Ana.
Just get over here.
You know, I don't know if you saw, but on our flight, I think it was...
Wait, hold on, is it too heavy?
Oh, what are we doing now pull pull I'm pulling we're pulling
we're pushing are we going left can we just mantle up on top of it
you have to your right ah oh I don't think maybe a hoist maybe a hoist after that
Maybe a hoist?
I don't think we're hoisted. Maybe we need to move it over to this one.
But there was a lady that we're trying to make an announcement and because it was coming from Japan
or it wasn't from Singapore to Japan, either way.
I think it was from Singapore to Japan and then our flight attendants did not speak the language.
like Japanese and so she was just she put the announcement oh cool cool right go
right she had the translator translator on like her phone and then she just put
that next to the phone and then she just made the announcement I did see
that
Oh, the technology is here.
He doesn't even need to speak the language.
I would love to moralize about it, but I'm also like, nobody wants to hear the damn announcement
anyway.
Mine.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Oh, we have to go when it's running.
Hmm, it makes perfect sense.
How about y'all?
I'll be getting inside of your washing machine.
You're telling the truth,
the worst part of the Air Canada
is the double length that has-
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
When they start saying to madams,
they may sure as poor what their comfort
security. I'm like buddy I'm trying to watch Albert Brooks 1987 slice of life
drama broadcast news okay I can't be tanking 90 seconds for 45 seconds of
information just wait just wait
I
Should oh shit oh shit
Crazy smart play oh my god. Oh my god
Do we go in here do we go in here. I think it's how you get killed. I think that's how you get like oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Where do we go where do we go where do we go I think we go in here, where do we go?
She's talking like Axl Rose at the end of Sweet Child of Mine.
Okay, he's laying out-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
He- he don't know, he don't know where we are, he don't know where we are!
Oh well, now you got him though- oh god!
Hot water burn baby type shit.
Oh man.
I think it can sound like it's my fault.
I honestly thought he grabbed you first.
Wow.
In the bathroom?
That's the one I was trying.
I think we have to find the one that's empty.
Or even more disgusting, the one that's full.
Oh my god.
People can see me out.
Here, I'll keep looking.
Oh, you know what we do?
You know what we do?
When he comes in we go back out
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, okay
You are an idiot buddy
He is, you are really dumb for real.
You know what I'm saying?
Antoine Dodson, and then we steal his iron.
I didn't really think about what the next part is, to be honest.
He's ironing people it could be the move you know like people be getting wrinkly these days
I don't think I can do anything. It's probably too hot honestly
I don't think I don't think that was the way
I think as soon as we go in there out there we're just going to get murdered.
We kind of gagged them a little bit though, he's probably like, huh?
Must have been the wind, he's probably saying it must have been the wind.
Why you keep going forward?
I don't know where to go.
Oh shit dude, he actually went out bro.
Open the door for us.
Dude is an idiot.
Michael's here.
Michael too.
Here, let me try.
Let me have a crack at it.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
He's coming, bro.
He's coming, bro.
take a peek. I'll just go take a look real quick. You should see. I think he's, I'm
trying to score this all.
Where you going? We gotta go! Get out! Get out! Get out! Oh!
You have to go back in there. You have to go out. I thought we go back through the
the hole and lose aggro
Okay, okay, maybe maybe instead of leaving we just sort of hang out. No, we leave we leave home to pretend we leave
Come on, please
Watch Lodge. Oh my god
Hey, man, you're a monster man you're a monster
I think we gave him hot mint and then and then go probably he's like oh
oh don't go don't do it don't do it that bros literally camping the hook I think
he knows we are here but he can't come in.
He'll forget, he'll forget.
Maybe we gotta lose air, bro.
So that he will open the door.
It's kind of like one of my nightmares
to get put in a washing machine or a dryer
and then have it turned on.
I still hear him.
I think it would be a bad way to go.
I think he wants us. I think you got to go into the airfield.
What makes you say that?
I think you fucked us up, man. You didn't go through the hatch fast enough.
You know what? I'll take the bullet on this one.
Oh, then... No, no. Oh my...
No, no. No, I lift the door.
I'll get you lift the door, I'll go through.
And then we just make a break for it.
Are you kidding me? He's right there.
Oh! He got me.
He got me on the way.
He was waiting for us.
Can you hear me out?
No, no, I think what we did was amazing.
Wait here so he walks by us and then we go back through
Whoa crazy real gamer moment, dude
Are you going brawl now we go back through
Come on. Come on.
And then we wait.
We could have found that much earlier.
Well, I was over there like 15 seconds early.
You were going, what are you doing over there?
Well, because I thought we were going to go in.
And then you said, nah, stay in the bathtub orbit.
Well, I didn't want him to aggro us when we were close to the door.
If we were playing Magic Maze, we would be stuck in the same place forever.
Yeah, we'd be passing the talk button back and forth, looking at each other.
I wanted to mention Magic Maze on the preg mod of Stream, but I was concerned that it
was an IP.
Yeah, no, that's why.
I was like, it's not even that game where you're not allowed to...
We're gonna do this, and then he's gonna come back and we're gonna like run around
the...
You go back here.
Yeah, we're gonna juke him.
juke him yeah yeah yeah no I I wanted to say I want to help you up I knew I knew
it was a sponsor so I just like yeah yeah yeah that game that game the well
no other games exist during the sponsors stream magical maze and man no
just wait just wait just wait just wait oh wait I think he's gonna go in no
Wait, wait, wait, let's go. Let's get out of here.
Yeah, he's going in there.
It's that easy.
They ain't gonna open, sis.
We need a crowbar.
You think that standing man will give it to you?
I think maybe the toilet's the key to all of this.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's nothing I'm bad.
I don't think there's a...
a can you can you show me his face this guy he does have like a hole in the fence
does he does have a distinct lack of hair on the top of his head I've noticed
I
Know I say the little night little nightmare devs
Every animal devs which are the same I think they hate fat people
Well, listen in the first game. I'm gonna open that can of worms
Even the first game they were like eating crazy. Mmm. That's true
They were, they were eating people or something.
Like the chef was like crazy and then like, remember?
And then like on the cruise,
they were just eating all the little guys.
Yeah, probably in re-animal too,
there'll be a crazy doctor
who's injecting them all with ozempic.
And then they'll be like, he'll be a good guy.
He'll give you like a little flower or something like that.
All right.
What do we do?
probably sacrifice Michael to the oh my god why do you always want to kill Michael
i mean he's got to do something
they brought him here for a reason is there anything this way
or do we go out yeah now we got the crowbar and then we can open that door that would have
We can go back to the world of this cinema. Yeah. Yeah. Oh that guy's alive. He's watching us look
See
Baby
Well, you look like Winston Churchill
Type of a bow that have you say and take these chains off and say it again
Michael doesn't say thank you for saving me, I'm not rude.
He's an introvert.
He's the first one to get out, I see.
We should ask if he liked the ice cream.
If he liked the ice cream, I don't think this is the same Michael, I think.
I think this is a new man right there's a dude right Ryan
Don't start nothing won't be nothing
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Michael push me Michael push me Michael run
Michael oh my god, oh my god, oh
My god, oh
Why would it go for me not you
He knew I was too fast.
That's not true. You were literally at the same place.
Just on the left side. Yeah, but my heart rate was lower so I had more to give.
They're not mosquitoes.
I saw a door
that was lit up. We're just rats, bro.
Okay, okay, follow me. I saw the door. Yeah, this way.
Oh! What? You got Michael. You got Michael. We had to stop. It wasn't me, it was Michael.
Yeah. He ain't me. Don't die, challenge.
I think we got to like like actually engage with the stealth mechanics of the
game. Like let's pretend he can see us.
We stay by the dumpster. Yes!
I don't do well in stealth.
Oh, look who you're talking to.
I prefer I prefer get all the weapon and no witness
Holy cow
He's just doing his shop, but I'm not sweating him
Oh, he's just doing laundry dude
But then it makes the ticketing sound so I think he's gonna freak the fuck out. He's got a long way to go now
Michael! Michael, save us!
Oh shit. Oh shit, he's teleporting.
Shit!
I mean...
What do you want me to do? Me and Michael figured it out instantly!
Me and Michael, we just used our intuition.
It's under the table!
I slid like double seven. I think he saw you. He grabbed me out.
No shot, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
He crushed you.
Dude, are you kidding me?
It's because of your because of your slow ass.
I think we should just always follow Michael.
I'm already out of this place.
I'm following Michael.
Michael says stay.
Michael!
Michael, are you fucking fucked me, Michael?
Oh sorry guys are you kidding me you let me down you're killing me you've let me down
one more time I can't believe it I see that we have to win when he is distracted we have
to push that shelf away from the wall okay okay stop it you're gonna get me crushed
again making progress bro are you have been kidding me bro
when he when he walks by us we have to move the thing no no we don't we have
to wait it out we have to learn the pattern we'd like move from the first
No, no, no, we wait it out. We wait it out, man.
I think he's gonna be like, that must be a win, and he's just gonna move out.
Look at this. He's gonna go to the back one.
Because he always goes to the back, yeah?
Yeah, and then he goes to the front after that.
And then we move off of this one.
Go, Michael.
No, Michael will move. Michael will move.
see and then he will just like it must be a win right he moved before us not
that one excuse me that's his portal I think yeah yeah yeah and then yeah we
can then we get this thing out
Then we press E on this, yeah that makes way more sense.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Oh shit, this door just opened.
That's not scary at all.
Michael was hesitant.
Oh, this is the movie theater or is it different one?
Oh, it's a different one.
Different one with the crowbar.
Oh my god, there's the guy is walking.
Did you see that?
The silhouette?
We got saved.
What is the toilet?
I don't sit down to pee okay I pee on the seat. I think you should I think you should probably
all that makes a dribble and it pisses me off because I literally do a dynamics okay it's fluid
that what I what I need to stop doing I need to stop flushing when the piss is done what I
need to do is wipe the seat first and then flush the toilet paper down to otherwise you end up in
this dilemma once I get first off chicken Jackie now you end up being like
is it better to flush twice and say fuck the earth but then there's no toilet
paper in the toilet or is it better to let it simmer and then have someone be
like why the fuck is there a little square of toilet paper in the toilet I
think you should just sit down and piss man a lot of married man will sit
down and piss I literally got 500 followers just now you say you look
Someone who sit down when they go pee
Someone who cleaned the bathroom someone to wipe the seat someone who wipe each and every stain
I think a lot of people are sick of people
You're in drips.
Stomp him.
Stomp him like a little bug.
That was track 2 off of the bootleg series volume 5.
The Rolling Thunder review.
I think Bro is friendly.
Yeah, sure.
He's probably letting us know there's a slippery floor or whatever.
Do you think?
Okay, I've been seeing a lot of people going like, I love Pragmata.
Mod is awesome. I also was very anticipated and like wanted to play the game, but they're seeing that the child is
unlike
AI but more like
Real child, you know what I mean was behaving like a child. You're like I got enough of that energy
Yeah, my interest in playing the game shrunk by like minus five thousand
I think we have to catch this guy. We have to corral it to
the hell? We had to send it in a direction. Send it where? I don't know. Someone was going
pssst. No, that was me. Oh. Why is this corner? Let's see what happens. Doesn't do anything.
Does it go, doesn't need to go into the elevator? It went, hey. Oh, it's because we need
Yeah, that's you, that's you.
Michael, Michael, what the?
What do we do?
What do we get this time?
What's going on over here?
Is there any place to put it over here?
It's not.
Maybe we should do like straight.
Now this is cracked out, uncle.
Ah!
What are we supposed to do here, man?
I don't think Michael even wants any of this.
I mean, that has to be something, right?
Can you press E on it or something?
I'm putting everything on it
I have a melee weapon though, I don't
The slide tackle is so good. Oh shit. Oh silent. He'll too. Oh my god. I
Was trying to resolve this without violence
You're fucked, bud.
Oh, it's all this for the hat.
I'm pyramid head!
Oh, shit, watch out.
Pyramid head cosplay on stream.
But I'm sexy pyramid head.
You're looking like the type of shit that you steal from a rival university.
I literally just wanted to jump there.
Check this out. Wee!
Why?
I thought I could make it.
Why? We were doing so well!
What is your intuition Chazelle?
I thought I could make it.
That's crazy.
I thought I could make it, okay?
I have ambitions in life.
I'm a big dreamer.
I dream my life away.
Let's get hoisted.
I don't think so, but there's a portal right there so scary guy can't come out if he wants to
Where where I mean, this is where we came from I have to go back in there was another freaky hand
There's a freaky hand thing with the cone on his head
by the tricycle monster. The thing with the cone on his head, behind the face, there lies
a... You know what I'm talking about? I might have sung it at karaoke.
I had another promo throughout there.
I still think it's funny when we were at karaoke, the average Kate song was like, you
know, This Love by Maroon 5, and then the average Ryan song was like, if a ten-ton
truck
Smash is into us. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
You go out. Yeah, why don't you sing something happy or a karaoke? Okay when she says oh
That she wants only me then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
He do be singing all these like loser songs
Some of the loser songs are some of the best songs that have ever been written
I said like it really explains maybe you're like your your dynamics when you are not
I also kinda hit some
Ain't no joke I like to buy the world a token
Teach the world this
Michael!
Michael actually died
He fucking died
Hey, Michael said I can't handle this telephone call.
It's just not getting back.
It retracts before impact.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, and then we can drive the truck that we drove.
I guess these guys aren't watching the news lately.
Oh my God, there's a skin monster coming.
There's a skin monster coming down from the sky.
It's raining, raining.
Oh no, my bad!
Listen, I'm taking no responsibility for that one.
Did you jump over that guy? That's a mess, dawg!
Oh wait, Michael's back. Maybe that was our plan.
I was looking at the bandit's ass.
Yippee!
You have been killed.
I tried to jump over.
I died before you, I think.
Silly Ryan. Silly Ryan.
And he makes fun of the telltale sign from Final Passage 14.
Alright, but I mean if this was made by Square units,
like the zombies would be there but it could be worse if it was made by Ubisoft
right when the zombie was about to bite you the game would pause and then it
would go like press X at the perfect moment to avoid the zombie that's my
stop man what happened that time what happened that time you needed to be
first player just like that she will get the
passion for who's cool and who's hip
not the way the better fact that you mean
ain't a bit you know it sounds like a
song you hear like a bowling alley but
it's kind of good
see they're all coming for me and not
for you let's go
You can do it
Can I say get it up get it up get it up put it with the gas
I'm in
all right well not the safest place oh no i should have not drove i should not
drove i've been a driving
sandbill
oh my god oh my god it's a true horror story because i cannot drive
i can drive in real life i cannot drive in video game
not very alike you can drive in real life it's true I'm just from a more
traditional time where the husband does the driving and he puts on a big pair
of leather gloves before he does it and like maybe I'd like it's okay like a
Oh my god!
Well, how is he so strong?
You slam on the gas.
Like pretend that...
What do you think I'm doing?
Pretend it's real life.
Michael's driving, Michael's driving!
Oh!
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
Oh Jesus!
There's a knife in the kitchen.
There you go. It was a good try.
I did try.
I did try to hit him.
I might as well draft, because if I'm just going to look at my phone or something like that,
I'll probably get motion sickness anyway.
Oh my god.
You got me all. I sure got you.
You got me. You got me.
I think Crowbar doesn't do anything.
There's a knife. Yeah.
I think I got him pretty good nice nice nice nice it's a turn base a turn base are you
duck nice job nice job nice job oh my gosh yes yes yes man oh my god oh my god oh my
I got my call!
Oh, we still make a payments on this thing!
Cool.
Do you know what, my call is actually the greatest driver of all time.
They remind me of a dog that thinks we're falling.
Did you hear that?
It's the hole again.
It's the sheep that got murdered in the movie.
do we come out of the sheep be surprised
oh damn oh hell no
doesn't seem that bad why do you think the sheep is upset because we killed it to
eat its meat I think they would understand
I think we should start giving commentary like we're Ice Cube.
Nah, not today.
Oh, hell no.
I'll think you're saying like we're cold.
I see.
Right, yeah.
But I mean, he is kind of icy.
News flash.
Yeah, some shit like that.
News flash.
This ain't why the hell I'd be waking up in the morning.
Uh-uh.
Wait, maybe this is not the place that we need to be,
because Michael didn't come in.
It's OK.
Well, OK, Michael, looks like you're the leader now.
Can you hear Tomo going insane here?
No.
Hi, Tomo.
Did I mean iced tea? No, I did not mean iced tea.
Oh, Michael's just gonna sit out.
It's called re-animal.
New game just hit the streets. It's called re-animal.
They say it's the spiritual successor to Little Nightmares and Little Nightmares 2.
News flash, it means you're game.
Something like that.
It would help me if I actually know the person
That's fair
I see a former gangster rapper who also
Has been on law and order SBU for like 21 years straight
He's always he comes into the office. He always says something like the kids are calling it danger dust
Snot the shit makes your IQ drop 20 points right off the bat. It's bad
What is the one who will be doing drugs?
No, no, no, he's like, he's reformed in the show or something like that.
The kids are calling it poo poo pee pee.
Where do we pick that?
That is pretty good. The kids are calling it.
Ah.
I waited ten minutes to say this, but I'm a married man
I'm a merry man and I sit down to pee every time.
Oh, performative.
Telling it doesn't make him any less of a man.
Thank you.
That's performative.
You know what?
If there was real gender equality,
the ladies would be standing up to go pee.
That's all I'm going to say.
Can you?
I think it would be awesome if we can stand up and pee,
but we can't.
You could.
It might just get everywhere.
Yeah, you know what? And you have to clean it all up.
No, no. I don't want to clean up a bathroom full of my wife's pee. No, no.
Well, fine. I'll do it.
Maybe we'll go down here. What do you think? We could jump?
No. Why stop with the jump?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, God!
My god, I swear to God
This car
Getting every button on the way. Why would you do that now? We have to do this thing again
Wheel I was hitting every button on the way down
It's kind of tough on the keyboard too because there's no you don't just like running around in a circle, you know
Was single man and sits down to pee there. Thank you. Thank you
I knew there will be some sensible people you're literally you're more performative than an Elzer view of Rashomon a
Lot of married men will sacrifice
And just sit down and pee. I mean like when you poop you sit down and pee anyway
Yeah, well, maybe it's time to mix that up
People always say that standing up to poop is better for your colon anyway.
That's not...
Because it doesn't get as twisted, right? Or something like that.
People are always trying to figure out like hell packs that don't matter.
Nobody said stand up and poop, Brian. Nobody said that.
Said don't you dare hold back. Just put your eyes on me.
She said you're holding back.
stand up to poop and pee this toy that is so dirty i said eww stand up to poop and pee
that's messed up
yeah on the reedow canal now
oh
got any ideas
Maybe there was another lever that we have to do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's levers to this shit.
Ghibli, Ghibli, welcome, Ghibli.
Ghibli, they made a spiritual successor to Little Nightmares 2 from the original team,
I think.
Is Chibli actually there?
He's actually here, he's not an apparition or figment of my imagination.
It's the real Chibli.
Oh, gosh, if Chibli sits down when he pees.
Chibli, they're asking many males these days are performative, Chibli, do you sit down
to pee, Chibli?
Why did you put the performative?
Do you sit down to pee or do you stand up?
I stand up like a man.
I stand up like a man to pee.
As men have done for many years, I stand up.
But I sit down to wipe, Chibi.
I sit down to wipe, I do.
Legs get tired.
Who's got time for that?
And my toilet is very nice.
It's the most beautiful toilet out there.
Hold on.
Better than yours.
Maybe we aren't supposed to close it.
And then we can, so that we can cross it.
But then how will we get to the boat?
Yeah, we have to cross, close it, close it.
Oh, so we can cross the bridge.
That's what I said!
She's right.
Look at that.
I pee sitting down because my wife asked me.
Is that what Chiblee said?
No.
Well, who gives a shit?
All the viewers said it.
What?
Oh my god.
I think I think we have to make it so that's not completely closed it needs to be somewhat
close Ryan I thought we could make it what's wrong with you oh there's a huge gap you know
We have to open it a little bit so that we have to do two hops
To make up a hop two hops. Okay cha-cha slide
I like stop. Oh, hey, I literally never would have solved this. Oh, my oh, okay
I could stop like there or something
Okay, and then the easy part
Oh, I should have just body blocked you and then I'm too kind and then we go back
And we take the boat
There's there's nothing there
Is there what you couldn't open the door?
No, right now. Okay, so we probably have to I
Ain't the one
I hate the one, the one, the one that's the one!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do like that one, I do like that one.
You think we need- yeah we might as well, I guess while we're here.
Yeah, cause we have to get the boat.
Well, the boat is pretty diminutive.
Ghibli says your pee's standing up.
That's why he's my streamer.
Yeah, but Ghibli, if your wife says you should sit down and pee cause you're making
a mess on the toilet and I'm sick of wiping your pee stain, would you sit down or would
you still stand up for 12, 14 years?
Listen, I knocked a lot of other things off the to-do list.
It does not act like we've been fighting that battle for 14 years.
I did ask.
I did ask many times.
Yeah, but can I say something?
You're going to tell me to stand up empty now.
No, I don't know.
What I'm going to say is if I start sitting down to pee you're just going to start
asking me for something else. That's not true. So you gotta, I mean, this is literally you
got to pick your battles. And this is the battle I'm choosing right now.
Oh, me driving, huh?
What if I had to stop?
Take this out. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
There once was a ship that there did see the name of the ship was the Billy Wopee.
And there the hey hey the weller man come to bring me shall guarantee in rum.
Hey hey the weller man come to carry all day home.
I am getting a lot of those on YouTube shorts.
Uh guys who are really into sea shanties
quickly become one of my least favorite genre of guy.
I'm not a shanti is um, you know, that's that's totally different. Explode those mines please.
A shanti is like a jaw rule coded. Oh my god, you're gonna make a six blow. You're gonna make a six blow. You're gonna make a six blow.
explode. I've got a beach house in Miami everything 24-carat, if you want me to
tell you can a little bit some miles on it anything you want just to put a
smile on it. You deserve it baby you deserve it all. You should sit down and
pee. I'll never sit down to pee. You should know that about me I like
You know what the problem is we got floor heating for my toilet seat cold
It's simply logical to stand up. So now you're gonna pee over for me this
Well, I don't want to I don't want to piss the sizzle
What the hell?
Are you drinking some shit out the fridge and your cat sees you
The shit a little bit like, uh, the tangled ride at Tokyo DisneySea.
Hey, nothing, you gotta turn left, you gotta turn left.
They're like a lot of angry babies.
Oh my god.
They just hold ALT to drop faster.
I mean this is not a good guy like me.
There's parts of Vancouver you drive through where you gotta go through this.
Oh my god dude, you know the thing?
That's the guy, little guy on the boat and then like we do the dance.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah?
The little guy on the boat and you do the dance?
Yeah, he dances, he dances.
like a dragon boat but then there's a guy like a little kid or a farming kid I
don't know I have seen this this little child yeah yeah yeah that's me that's me
right now I think we got a sacrifice somebody blow up well no I don't think
so I think oh there's a person on it I think we got to send Michael to I think
You can just hit that thing because there's a person on it
Raise the edit in the floor explosion holy cow. Thank God we saw that or the dance would have been so sad
They put so much flair on it. I just sneak by this one. There's no way you're sneaking by. I'm gonna squeeze right by you
There's no way
Maybe we can wake up wake that guy up. I don't want to wake him up
Maybe I just got a third shift like keeping the country running needs his rest
Michael it's been a it's been a slice Michael oh wait what's what's here is
this where we came from no this is new tech oh my god what the heck is
happening okay we park it we park it it like closed it on us shit is Venice
bro it's like Venice you have never been to Venice that's true but I did
have some begoni on the weekend. Oh, I got the poster. It's a classic Venetian noodle.
Mine, not yours. Got it.
Probably I got a...
...waste.
There you go.
Coming up.
How come Michael's not coming with us?
I mean, you know how kids are.
Bro's probably like, I'll just wait in the car.
Was they sensible? I would, too.
Classic tech.
Wait in your mom's 2002 Ford Explorer.
She takes the car key and instead of turning it forward to ignite the engine,
she turns it backwards so the electronics are still on.
That way you can still listen to one or two point seven the border. I
Think I got air. Oh
Just you look like arrows bro looks like
Washizu at the end of throne of blood
I think we gotta go
I don't know. Can you light it up? There you go. Nope. I don't think rain fire
What do we do with these?
What is this back and forth?
It's mostly me making references to movies I've seen in the last two weeks
while my wife begs me not to urinate on the toilet seat.
That's pretty much the dynamic we've got going on here.
That's true.
That is kind of like marriage, but the flip side is, if I may,
use the arrows to shoot the mind so they explode.
Yes.
But the door closed.
No, no, no. We shoot the man. Yeah. The flip side is that's the tradeoff for marriage.
Is that like men get someone to use as a sounding board for bits and then women don't get a whole lot.
But when they're like, who's this person I'm thinking of? I'm your guy. True or false?
Okay, that was swag.
Oh my god.
You didn't know dancing kid?
I'm tangentially familiar with dancing kid, okay?
What a shot!
Are we in? Are we in?
I think we lived.
We're so fast, camera could have even keep up with us.
I'll have to throw another one at him.
I think...
I'm not getting the...
the thing. Oh, we gotta go left.
We're in a hotel.
Instant.
I'm always bloodthirsty
Was another another kid Mike
Both same name Michael one of them's Michael one of them's Mike
Same name
You know it's crazy you'd always have like a binge or something
Every time you got a substitute teacher he's like it's bad listen buddy. She's got 32 kids
She ain't ever gonna see you again. Just relax.
Take that shit out of your pants.
Ain't Miss Jenkins fault.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
What the heck?
Yeah, man. Miss Jenkins, she thought she was gonna be sleeping in, too.
She thought she had the day off.
All of a sudden you find out Miss Jones,
oh Miss Jones, I've got pneumonia, I've got pneumonia.
Right, you have to drive in a way
that I could shoot the guy instead of you just,
like you gotta almost like go into them.
You can't aim.
I can't aim.
Oh, okay, I didn't know.
I would drive towards the country.
Yeah.
It doesn't give me the...
It doesn't give me the...
Hit marker.
You gotta drive towards it.
I can kill it before it...
I think you gotta press the button to equip the...
the harpoon.
You know what? Maybe he's right.
Maybe he's right.
I mean, listen, classic husband frustration, I'm wrong 95% of the time, even when I think
I'm right, but in the 5% of the time that I know I'm right, I'm not y'all.
I don't know why my god threw it straight ahead.
The 5% of the time that I know I'm right, I want to be believes.
I wish I could drive and shoot.
the wheel and steer it's driven me before and it seems to be the way you know this one that everyone
else gets around
that's right that's drive by incubus
oh it's okay
That's on the power top of this guy
Yeah, he's that guy that guy's the one that that we got filled
It's quick with it. Oh
shit
It isn't beef season one that's true
You know they came out with beef season two
Yeah, yeah, I was called. I sure would have to you chicken
oh my god I had to reload what a shot
see the devs hate people eating it's always eating they're always eating
They know it's lunch time.
Oh, I think this kid's gonna fuck us up.
That's Mike.
I think Mike's gonna fuck us up.
Well, he's giving Lotso energy from the incinerator in Toy Story 3.
What the heck?
Lotso!
God, it's just the Cali-
Flip the switch!
It's a Ballsack Cali-Kid.
Good luck, cowboy!
You know what I'm talking about?
What is he saying?
He says something like,
I don't even dirty cowboy.
He says something like that.
He doesn't say something like that.
He says, when I see him,
I'll be sure to give him the message.
What do you think we gotta go left?
I was gonna take this thing out the international waters.
That's he says, where's your kid now cowboy?
A real fucked up thing to say.
I think that character is very unlikable villain, in my opinion, out of all the Pixar movies,
but Japanese people love locks up for some reason.
They're literally retconning him into like a cute bear, like an anti-hero.
Yeah.
But he's such a bad guy.
He's one of the most purely evil protagonists that's ever existed in a Pixar movie.
I agree.
There's no redeeming quality, what's it like?
Yes. Yes.
Oh, my last owner hurt my feelings.
Okay, what'd you say fuck woody for?
You did like a toy genocide.
You tried to kill like 15 toys
because your old owner was like
what, because they were four?
Everybody hurts, bro.
Get a life. Thank you. You did save me, by the way.
Yeah, Jesse didn't do that shit.
Now did it make her mind a little bit more pliable so she can get taken advantage of by Pete the old prospector?
Yes, yes it did, but then as soon as she saw the air of her ways, she fucking got in line with the rest of the toys and contributed to a harmonious environment.
That's true, and it forms a romantic bond with Buzz.
Can I say something as well? But that is fucking true. Especially when Buzz speaks Spanish, I understand 100%. That's a classic yearly out situation.
Jesse has even more reason to go fucking crazy than Lotso. Lotso was lost and crawled back through the mud.
There's a very, very compelling case that he would never return to the house because his kid is like toys aren't real.
So that if the toy came back that would be a horror story.
Jesse thinks she's gonna get played with for the first time in ten years and she gets abandoned in a cardboard box on the side of the road!
That's true. Ryan always cry. Ryan always cry in that scene.
Kissing me off, man.
You know you can run.
Oh.
He's right, you know.
He's right, you know.
He's right, you know.
Morgan Freeman.
This is one of my first Northern Lion video that I like a lot.
You make your microphone sound amazing.
you open you open up the audio recording
that's a classic program and then you say hello everyone
people were bugging out over that one they were like
oh I got here for a tutorial about how to use audacity and then
I get subjected to this this bullshit
you're a liar you're a liar Mr. Lundicard
do you still have that video?
No, no, no you took it out. I was getting too much hate for it
That's crazy. I think it down. I think we're gonna said mention the I can
Smell you that's an all-time class. It's not me, but it's an all-time classic on YouTube
No, no, no, that's that's true, but I also liked just
You trolling
It's like it's a quick
tutorial you know how to make your microphone sound amazing
they can't see me because i've
invisibility
yeah
kate is two or three i really gotta go pee
oh my god this piss guy
it's the third person they're not that crazy
this will will just uh... come back to it
i'll tell you yeah we'll come back to it i would love to i would love to play
more i would love to finish it
I'll tell you what, as penance, not only will I give you the raid, I will sit down to pee.
I'll try to make it a habit to sit down to pee.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
We actually did it 14 years so fast.
But the trade-off is that I get to use your bathroom.
That's a big trade-off.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I'll do it down here in the cave.
It's not a cave. You have a nice place.
It is pretty nice down here.
Anyway, I will send my stream over to yours.
Thank you, Ryan.
Enjoy.
I'm playing the animal with me.
Bye.
All right, later gamers.
I wasn't joking.
I have to pee so bad.
But I will send you over there.
Goodbye.