Northernlion
it's the first of the month...so cache your dust and get up... | !prime !DemonBluff
05-01-2026 · 5h 01m
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Guys, I screwed up. I drank a whole glass of Cold Brew Concentrate thinking it was Cold
Brew, not Cold Brew Concentrate. And it's got me thinking the first of the month by
by Bone Thugs and Harmony is the best song,
I think it's the best song ever made.
I've done that before.
It's got me thinking that nobody's ever done it
like Bone Thugs and Harmony did it on first of the month.
Especially it hits different on the first of the month.
It's so, it's got that Phil Spector wall of sound.
Brrr, I can't do it.
There's too many instruments playing at the same time.
Hard grade check?
Oh damn, 74, I fucked up.
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah, the Minnesota Wild One, Quinn Hughes scored like two goals.
All right, call me when they get through, fucking, who are they playing, they're playing
Colorado.
Colorado's actually really good.
Call me when they get through Anaheim, okay?
Tell me when they get through Cudder, Goat, the A, and Jackson, Lacombe, who, if I may,
Yeti, they sound like they could be from a Bob Dylan song.
Cudder, Goat, the A?
Cudder, Goat, the A, and Jackson, Lacombe sound like two motherfuckers from Lily and the Jack of Hearts.
Lily Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts.
Who gives a fuck about Big Jim? Wait, let's put this in the video.
Oh, really? Big Jim? The guy who owns the town's only diamond mine? Oh, yeah, that's the one.
Must be Bellingham.
Must be Bellingham, bro. One diamond mine, no escalators. I didn't say its name.
But yeah, you know what it is.
Wake up, wake up, get up. It's the first of the month. Get up, get up.
My friends were having a wonderful day and I won't fight with my chat because it's the
first of the month.
What have we did first of the month?
But we were all the bones.
What if we were crazy bone and who were the other bones?
There's crazy bone for sure.
Busy bone.
Past lives was a 2.5 star.
What is it like to have no interiority?
I won't fight with my chat cause it's the first of the month.
And I'll be streaming and dreaming about 90's movies again.
Watch clock watchers on the bike thought it was a two star movie even though it had
Parker Posey.
It is the 90's after all.
Past lives was mid.
Now you got to confuse with materialists nephew.
Materialists was mid.
even kind of bad. Past lives is seminal. I'm not watching shit movies to fix my distribution.
It's the May 1st is a crazy day on criterion. The 1st of the month is great. You get to
listen to bone tugs and it's the criterion channel refreshes, which means you get to
choose from an entire new crop of movies. So I chose Clock Watchers as Pac-1
Pick-1. I just found myself a little bit disappointed, but that's I'm glad people
like it. I'm not saying it's like an evil movie or whatever. I just thought it
was kind of boring.
You got an affiliate link or what? No, that's what's based about Criterion
Channel is that they keep the prices low so they can't afford to be paying
out with like affiliate links and marketing and stuff like that. It markets itself by having
every one car Y film on it. Although I saw at the end of May, leaving May 31st every film
directed by one car Y that means in within the next four weeks I have to fucking put up or shut
up bro. So I saw in the mood for love but I got to fucking figure out if if I'm a one car Y type
I got to watch Chun King Express. I got to watch 2046 or maybe I got to watch fallen angels
I don't know that's that's a long car wine movie
Ed once a week could be the plague
Got to think about it
Watch infernal affairs. Yeah, nice try. I already saw it when it was called the departed
Guys, I'm only gonna ban two maps. I like all these other maps
Vibes in the comments section on the first of the month are immaculate.
Oh, do you mean in the YouTube video for the first of the month, the actual music video
by Bone Thugs and Harmony?
I bet the vibes are awesome in there.
I can't even, because that's got to be one of the only songs on YouTube where people
go there and they're like, I'm here on this song because it's the first of the
month and I'm happy. Who up listening to this on May 1st, 2026? I mean the vibes on the music
video for the crossroads have got to be a little lower. But that's just because it's
melancholy doesn't mean it's worse. But the vibes on first of the month like it live and
it's fucking sunny today. One second. We're doing Scientology any percent. Why am I the
last person to load in? I literally have 2026 RAM. This seems impossible. What are
you guys on fucking supercomputers or something that was like a 2%
I thought I lost sound already all right fellas what's the play
guys by the way I have um I think I have horrible bursitis in my right arm
Does anyone ever gotten bursitis just from playing counter strike badly?
I think I literally need to get like an elbow brace or something like that
Or maybe start using a track ball
Like I have tennis elbow in my right arm, but I'm a lefty. You know how sad that is
Play your feet, but stop straight in front of me green
cat yay our plant he what he came what the fuck I shot him in the in the
throat bro he should be popped he should be be went
he's taking door that should that should say damage over time he's taking
door. Oh shit. I need to, oh got mine, got mine. I don't even care. Probably top
fragger right now. Hey how about this on anyone here got it by voices fan exit
fragger. I wanted to, well I don't want to say I wanted to kill you today. It's
kind of it's off of um wait what are we rolling here guys it's off of propeller
so a lot of you might not know it to be honest with you plus one
unfortunately I can live with a plus one for a propeller reference there are
many of us who only know teenage FBI crazy thing to say album version of
of teenage FBI so much worse than the, get him, so much worse than the version on YouTube
that's from that like TV show, Russian. The one where a British guy starts by saying
they're the greatest band in the world. But that's literally Tobin Sprout difference.
You know what I'm talking about?
Someone tell me why I do the things that I don't want to do.
When you're around me, I'm somebody else.
Literally mob you.
Got mine?
Someone tell me why I act like a fool.
And things don't go my way.
Are you going to plant or are we just going to sit here like pretending we're CT side?
Call outs please, comms.
Faded and I took his gun.
Ooh, there is the reason I guess.
Give me some armor and that M4.
Boom, baby.
Holy cow orange has 647 damage.
Wake up, wake up.
I think it's an instant vibes reset.
Like you don't get that.
I mean, the first of the month is like 3% of the days
annually.
On the 3% of those days, you get a free vibes reset
just by listening to the first of the month.
Literally destroyed.
Literally, I'm the best player of this game.
Holy shit.
Kephine's a drug, y'all.
Huge.
I saw one.
Guys, I'm actually insane.
How'd you do the math on the 3%, whenever I have a shit day, I'm like, whatever, we
still got 97% of the month left to make it up.
We should be watching spawn just in case.
If we die we die we were gonna die to bomb regardless
Guys I got a four kill I got a four kills guys guys guys I got a four kill guys. I got a four kill on a win
with the blues m4a1 I guess that's why they call it the fucking blues man where we going
I'm sure I feel about orange with the fuck-ass Andy circus haircut you know the Andy circus
animal farm came out man. I saw him bottom. Okay he literally is cheating.
Wait it comes out this weekend? I saw on Letterbox today I saw someone review it.
It came out in 2025 apparently. Maybe it played the festival circuit. Also it
has the lowest score I think I've ever seen as a consensus on Letterbox.
It has like almost exclusively one and one and a half star reviews
Poglars
Might be the worst movie idea of all time. I didn't know it was like it's a kid's version of Animal Farm
Where like apparently like Napoleon farts and shit like that
Like it's not an animated adaptation of Animal Farm, like it's literally like four children.
It has a happy ending?
Well I guess I just don't understand like why the fuck you would ever do that, I suppose.
I suppose at the end of the day I just sort of don't know what what purpose this movie
serves.
Fuck it, we smoked jungle again.
They won't be rotating yet.
Don't cry.
i'm making the leap
i'll die here i'll die here
see if i give a fuck bro i'd be happy to die here
oh shit
you gotta make a move bro
faded
he knew how did he know
how did he know he didn't know he didn't know he didn't know what he was
getting in for that's that's one thing for sure he didn't know what he was in
for oh my teammates were having a wonderful day and I won't fight with my
team cuz it's the first of the month and I'll be dropping bomb and buying you
tilt throwing flashbangs over Molly's again hard rate check 87 holy fuck it's
not supposed to go up I see why he wants to play with this elo Apollo I
I mean, I mean, look at this, man.
I mean, it's a good time.
We got people actually using decoy grenades.
Like, I must be cracked.
This dude's screwed, man.
You're done, bud!
I'm bad.
I was talking about my teammate.
I'm smoking ricotta.
My bad young I don't really know what I was doing to be honest with you. I don't really know what I was doing there
I got scared
Huge huge pick play the bomb
Macarod the Luigi good spot, bro. I was getting a little tilted
Someone in my discourse said they're walking around Grandview Woodland trying to figure out what place the fucking eat at bro
It's commercial drive. It's maybe the best food street in the city. Some people might say Maine
And Maine's got some good stuff. Don't get me wrong. Oh
My god, we won never mind
But come on go. Yeah, go anywhere man. Go anywhere lunch lady Sally Lamont
El grotto del formaggio they got a ton of awesome coffee shops go to the
Pepino spaghetti hole Raesha's got some good stuff too I just don't spend that
much time in Seattle
two lads. Yeah, I agree.
Papino's what? Papino's spaghetti hole?
Rip to everybody in jungle right now.
Thanks for body blocking me, bro.
Yeah, they didn't kill the guy in the flank, bro, we're in hell!
Jesus Christ!
That's bad.
Never mind, it's fine.
Oh my god, there's more!
Help me!
two on the flank now that's that's disrespectful man
good try good try i'm gonna hit them with the all chat nice try so that they know
we haven't lost any team morale
come on man come on come on let's give the orange some support here I should start
typing some shibbly shit in chat start typing hey all bone dogs are far side on
the first of the month is an easy-ask question I ain't gonna lie to you hey
Hey guys, bone thugs, bone thugs are far side.
Compliment their cocks.
Apollo, are you still here or did you go live?
He's so fucking for real with me right now.
I'll play the lurk, I don't give a fuck.
Oh, I thought I had him to be honest.
26 in one, almost had him.
One thing I was going to say, I was thinking about it.
And this is a question for the ladies out there.
And I know you're going, uh-oh, uh-oh.
The ladies know that, OK, so people
can have good hair days.
That's a given.
Did you know that those of us with penises
also have good cock days and bad cock days?
I'm not going to lie to you.
And this is not trying to be perverted.
I'm literally just trying to be informational.
There are days where you wake up and you look down and you go like who's cock is that?
And sometimes that's a good thing and sometimes that's a bad thing.
Sometimes you're like, I'm kind of, I got like a fleshier sort of hang than usual.
And then some days you're like, who stole my cock?
I know right?
This is real?
Honestly, some of the realest shit ever said.
Can I say that's literally my teammate's fault
and he deserves to have died for that?
I'll tell you what, I'll try not to injure my teammates
when they stop running in front of me
when I'm like crouched and scoped in.
Like, what is he thinking?
You got a warning?
I mean, they should warn him for moving like an idiot.
Who did we kill there? Who did we kill on that last round?
Sorry, brother, my bad. Who was it? By the way, who did we kill?
Was it green? You killed perp?
Okay, nothing of value is lost.
You have left the buy zone.
This is a message that pops up on your HUD when you leave Panera.
I don't know, I just thought it'd be funny.
Doesn't really make any sense as far as I know.
out? I'm a genius. I'm a fucking god.
Why have the bomb? I do not.
Don't sweat it, y'all. I smoke jungle.
I actually might be insane have I really just maybe I haven't been bad at counter strike
maybe I've just been under caffeinated maybe I'm living another round right now play bomb
and like we start mankind has our set point for caffeine like a hundred milligrams too
low by default. Okay, on to saving like MP7 or something like that. Don't feed, just don't
Don't feed. Don't feed. Play bomb.
It's break control.
Wait, wait, wait. What's this vice article?
Counter strike e-sports pros. We were all on Adderall.
I was talking about it with my Discord.
Because I was saying there's no way anybody on Earth is neurotypical.
The way that people talk about, the way that people who have ADHD talk
makes me think that nobody on Earth could be neurotypical,
because they're always like, and I'm not making,
just wait till you hear the conclusion of the bit before you get mad.
I'm not saying ADHD isn't real.
But they're huge.
They're often saying something that's like, um, oh, I get like an email that I don't want to reply to
and I don't reply to it right away.
It's so hard to be, like, non-neurotypical.
And I was like, this is stupid. There's nobody like that on Earth that gets an important email and replies right away.
And then one person I discord, ruin my life!
Because they said actually I got a prescription for Vyvanse and that's
literally what it was like. They said they just started locking in. Sorry y'all.
Bro.
I literally splattered them. I don't know what you want me to say. Obviously
that's not gonna. Oh! In the back! Where's my team?
Anyway, so apparently, like, okay, that was awesome.
That was well worth our whole team dying so you could get one kill.
So yeah, apparently, like, you just sort of like, maybe it's like a wonder drug?
Which actually, I think I said it in Discord, but we need to start adding the shit to
the water supply, man. We need to just start putting like a small dose. If, if
violence actually works like that, they need to put like trace elements of it
in the water supply. And then you can catch me glug glug glug glug glug. I'm
about to become a data-driven streamer. I'm processing my metadata and
analytics to come up with data driven insights. I saw him. I did not opt my cat. I have never
opt my cat Jane Dawson if you play CS2 yeah brother yeah he didn't see me
imagine be a hell of a clip
oh the blood kiddo
They have this game is kind of awesome Corey are you still here this game is kind of incredible
man give me some armor let's go ape shit it's kind of crazy when you're not at a 30% win
right you got ADHD be honest no I don't think so I think that I'm not saying a
by-vance prescription wouldn't do me a little bit of good at a minimum but I
don't think I have I don't think I have disordered ADHD tendencies guys
There's fellas B. I gotta be honest with you, it ain't one fella.
Fuck it, I'll push through the smoke.
I'm out.
Got mine, literally got mine.
What do you want me to say?
Be so fucking for real with me.
Can they see my mag 7 if I hang out on the apartment exit?
No, it's over for them, man, because you know they're rushing the same spot.
Also, is anyone here 60 years old and has walked on their toes their whole life?
I'm starting to wonder if I'm not going to suffer some kind of like degenerative foot
injury as a result.
BODY!
BODY!
I HAD IT COVERED, BRO!
I LITERALLY HAD IT COVERED!
Shin Splints?
I have had Shin Splints pretty badly when I was a runner, but like, I fixed it.
And then this is where I bait you, because you go, how did you fix it?
It bothers me a lot and then I go, I started biking.
Not my finest moment, but somebody's gotta do something on this fucked up team.
I had to get physical therapy, I foresee it in your future.
How old are you?
I already passed the danger zone
You get a callus on your feet in a weird spot. Yeah, the the pad of my foot is
A lot like if you ever seen mr. Deeds where John Turturro has like the dead foot
Like to be honest with you if if someone smashed
The the pad of my foot with like a baseball bat. I'm not a hundred percent sure I would even feel it
Bro, can you cover cat instead of just buying the gab every round? No wait, you're literally top-fragging you do you buddy
I'm gonna push up through your smoke
He was in the use in the kitchen he was in the kitchen y'all
check your corners bro my I was I was coughing
damn orange is crazy I don't know if orange is filming like a compilation
right now they just use negab for around but holy shit
I
Was kind of logging
No, I'm not gonna take off I ain't the one
Is that 108 yesterday, bro
I'll cover cat
I got a cat covered
No, you don't I was looking at the mini map I was like where'd they go?
You've never had cat covered? Why do you sound like Google Translate Shane Dawson's?
Is Prezzo here? I think Prezzo would like that one.
Guys, I need, I know what you're doing, Orange, but I really need to cover apartments
with the mag 7. It's kind of all I got.
Chad, be so for real with me. Where do I cover here?
Like where if with with the Nova, where do I cover if they come up through window?
A ramp what the fuck
How did he know
Yeah guys, we don't have anybody you need an entry fragger
Yeah, you do this, I'll make noise.
I literally, I thought I had it.
I thought if I just planted my feet I would have them.
Oh man.
Good try.
Guys, we gotta buy.
We got a bye to stay in this.
Damn, look at this piece.
It's so swag it almost looks like the default.
Okay, we just got yellow on B, I think that's pretty good.
Three smokes in the same spot, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is peak.
Oh
Got one
Fuck bro took like pay-to-win smoke or something
Literally thought that was my teammate for a second and a half I
I hear them in jungle, bro.
I told you I fucking heard them in jungle, too.
That was a pretty fucking good try, if I do say so myself.
That was pretty fucking awesome.
We rush him.
You shot him a third time thinking he was friendly? Well, literally, unless he's orange or green, I don't really care.
Good shot, kid. Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, they knew I was there. That's good comms. W comms. W comms on the-on the T side there.
Alright, yellow. You got this. Damn, wait, maybe-maybe he's onto something. He's shooting
through the damn ceramics man. That was not a bad game honestly. The clutch king, four
clutch kills, second highest ADR. I can live with that man. Can you please stop talking
about nerds rope you sound like a runner I've had nerds rope I think it I'm not
saying it tastes bad it's literally just sugar so I'd like how could it taste bad
I think it might be one of the most overglazed candies of all time it's like
edible chewing gum with rocks on it okay it's fine but like it doesn't
deserve the kind of evangelism that is getting
You're a dad, so shed some light on this. I saw you ask in this yesterday. I have to tell
you, I'm pretty sure this is just a your dad thing. Why do dads love opening up the electrical
closet and flipping random breakers on and off without warning their family? Is it fun?
I'm going to tell you, that's your dad. I don't do that and my dad also never did that.
I think that's literally just a, I think you're learning something unique and idiosyncratic
about your own father. My dad would at least tell people? I mean, I'll flick the electrical
clause it a little bit, but only when the breakers flipped, man, or if we need to diagnose a technical
issue, I'll be in there flipping some breakers.
My dad got divorced and immediately set up motion-activated lights in this house, so he'd
never have to flick the light switch. It sounds like your dad got on Viabance, man, kind of
based. No, that shit would piss me off, though, because it sounds like it's awesome. But then,
A, I don't need a light to come on in a hallway just because I'm moving through it. You can
keep that light off and B, if I'm like girl rotting on the couch just watching like clock
Watchers or some shit like that. I don't want the lights to turn off and then all of a sudden
I have to go like this to remind my room that I'm still here. No, man. I don't want that
I'll stick with the switches quite frankly
The queue should not take this long man
I'm actually Parker Posey posing because I gave it a 2 out of 5, but I defended the
death there right to make the movie, but I just about 45 minutes into the movie I said
who cares?
Who cares about any of this because I surely don't.
Who cares about this low stakes office drama?
Is it real?
Is it a reflection of real life?
100% it's like a reflection of real life, and it speaks to the transient nature of
Friendship in an office environment, but I I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just don't care. I
Don't care who's stealing the damn the pencil cups and the staplers
Parker posies our little indie gem. Are you this is this Trump?
Parker posey we love her we love her they're saying
Parker, Parker Posey, they're saying she has your friend's older sister energy, they're
saying when you're in the ninth grade she had your friend's older sister back from her
first semester of college, and we mean it as a compliment we do.
I am an only child, that might be the problem, might be the solution, might be the problem.
Older sisters are cool as fuck. I never had one. And also, you know, it seems like if
you're the younger sister, maybe it kind of sucked. But if you're friends with someone
who has an older sister, the older sisters always like a gem to have in the social circle.
Your friend's older sister is always cool, full stop.
Mirage y'all.
Why is there a 13k on the other team?
Ran out of low-skill players?
Bro, 6% of the Counter-Strike audience is at my level or below.
To me, that means there should be at least 50 people that we can match up against.
Okay, that was literally like that's probably a 72% any any percent right there
We almost made it to the Tom Cruise suite
Didn't you have a knife before now you're watching you're watching another streamer play counter strike. I'm sorry to say
I don't hate you for it though, but you said I was the only one sure body blocked me crotch jumping up the stairs
And then wonder why we lose this round
Type of fella to change my whole plan based on slightly having my movement impinged upon
Right way to go
Not me I eat the one what the fuck enemy yellow enemy yellow
55
Lucky shot, lucky shot.
Oh, now I'm pissed.
Don't let him get four, man.
Don't let him get four.
Let's go!
I don't know when you forced with the galeel.
Oh my god, I'm out of sprays.
No, man, no.
That means I've used a hundred sprays in my CS career.
That's insane.
It can't be possible.
Compilation when?
Because I should help my team by getting a couple more angers out of here, right?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Now I'm talking like Apollo I'm not rebuying armor at 87 bro come on you're trolling I'll
We'll rebuy armor on one.
It's called fiscal responsibility.
What do you think, Purple?
Hey, Purple, we're not with the bomb.
That's our bad.
Where the fuck are they, man?
Where the fuck are they?
Why would I come down here?
I don't want to be here.
Defeated?
It's two on two yellow.
We can do this.
One's on site.
I can do this.
Bait, bait, W Bait, W Bait.
Hit the Howard Dean, man.
Jeeesh.
Don't reload with full ammo. We're literally 3-0 and I'm top-fragging. Everything I'm doing is right.
They're not going to see this coming. Here comes the wide-swing flick.
Don't body block me How was I supposed to do that literally unkillable
Watch this, off the board, out in the site.
Surprise.
Good bait, W bait.
He's over there.
Two left though.
What the fuck? He was not over there, you fucking liar!
What was that fucking triangle ping for?
Oh, he was- What the fuck?
I guess he was over there actually. He's over there.
Let's do this, y'all.
well they didn't immediately show a guy in window so I don't have mid actually
there's there's one there y'all be careful
they're gonna peek you here
Fuck-ass 2x zoom. My eyes ain't that bad.
Literally got him.
Last one's window purple.
I told you I have mid man I told you I you don't know you don't gotta worry about mid look at that
another coffee right now no I'm at actually the perfect caffeination right I
got like a buzz going and like only two percent of a headache well don't smoke
window that's where I get my kills. I mean we lost one but we lost we lost one
the flank be careful man. You got to be careful on the flank.
literally watching that instead of like paying attention for what man yep yep
yep yep yep now you get him
who's next? didn't even get the bomb
now I got the bomb purple's got sight of how am I gonna get there bro
I know how. I'm gonna smoke off...
...the fucker that was window.
So I'm gonna go plant B.
Oh, I had him too, okay.
Can I say something?
Can I say nice try?
Can I say nice try?
That was a pretty fucking good try.
I mean, fellas, we're doing some serious work.
You can't nice try yourself?
Well, they're not going to do it for me because they're not talking much.
guys let me opt through palace opt through palace is literally guaranteed
two kills don't take the bomb yeah take the bomb that way and then all opt to
palace
He's literally under me, which is none of my business.
I saw his arm, I saw his arm.
Whoa, okay, that was a hell of a shot.
Dude, these people are not in my elo.
Look at the way this guy's moving.
That's not, that's not my elo, man.
that's you what are you doing in this game with me
literally the nicest tribe ever I've ever seen
literally the nicest try I've ever seen
holy cow
Mac 10 Pro, baby.
It sounds like you're being sarcastic, it's literally in text, okay?
It's a failure of character to assume that because of our sick world, any genuine message
is insincere.
literally down mine.
Mac 10 down. Mac 10 down apartments if you guys want it.
I'm 21 with no prospects, is it over for me?
No, five years ago you were in high school, it's not over for you.
years like nothing. Good shooting.
Damn. Huge, huge play! Yellow the goat man!
I just win
27 with no prostate, I don't know about all that. I'm not a urologist, okay
Give me back to the bootroce
Can I get a rating on my joke guy who can use his literary terms in French pastries?
This book's got a lot of beignets.
Okay.
I think I like it.
i think i like it
all right well this is fucked
means kind of just
obviously he saw me so let's go through the other side
i think it's kind of insane to just donate the bomb to a site
i'm not gonna say i've never done it obviously
scout in the damn window y'all
watch this. He's cat. That's us. Green, let's push him.
A lot of gravity assists on that round.
Ooooooh!
That's pretty good.
How do we overcome the cynicism of this world?
I keep giving you the keys and everyone tells me to shut up.
Everyone says I want to fix society and I say you got to stop watching 250, 30 second
videos from strangers every single day that are fed to you by the algorithm and they
go I'm not willing to do that.
I'm not willing to go that far
I've damaged that don't impress me much man
Did you get him you could watch a five-hour video from one guy that's a lot better for sure
Well, that's obviously catastrophic for us.
Holy fuck, I got Michael Claytoned!
$6,900 though. $6,900. Up and mid y'all.
gotta keep that KDR up.
I'll hold mid.
You do the rest.
Got him?
All right, well obviously we just don't peak that way.
Now we go palace and get two free kills.
They're literally just showing the op
has let them know not to come mid.
Oh fuck, bro.
What the fuck are we gonna do about this?
1v4? Good. Then it's a fair fight. Got mine. Now they rush Palace through the flank.
Polish. Okay, that one. The top of the head with the Nova or the XM is kind of crazy.
a shot. Yeah, they don't like me. Only goal this round. Get this bad boy to triple digits
by util. No, no, no, util is literally like a honey pot. But by util, I'll probably die
with it in my hands. We rush them. Hold W. You first. Well, you fuck this. Alright, yellow,
you think no no bro kill him with the
galeel on the flank I thought you said
hold w I wanted them to hold w I didn't
say, I'm holding W. Patience?
False sense of security?
What are we going to do, bro?
We've got 30 seconds, the bombs down like inside of their solar plexus.
W?
Wait, you first brother.
WHOA Jesus!
Why would I look at him in the game to say something that he couldn't even hear?
WHOA it's this! Let's go!
Take him. This is the fella. This is the fella!
Oh my god!
No, the yellow's crazy!
The yellow's insane!
We aren't going on the windy walk here. It's crazy how good that sounds when I say it.
I got a new strat.
It is fabbastard playing CS. We aren't going on a windy walk here
It literally went a are you joking I spent 300 gold for them to go a
Guys that's not gonna work. I can't push mid
They let me down man
If they went if they went B that would have been a different fucking story
Let me just tell you that
You said gold. I did say I spent 300 gold. That's really funny. Back when gold pieces were a dollar each.
Okay, 5A, let's do it. I got Palace. Palace rush. Guys, I think they went B.
watch this
ok nice shooting, you missed though
got him. I literally severed his femoral artery. I literally did sever his femoral artery.
throwing I'm literally top-fragging
sure yeah just stop walking for no reason actually you know what I don't
criticize yellow yellow nose was up
Not even a good smoke.
Easiest win in my life. Mostly, if I may, mostly due to my suppressor fire.
two thousand one
year
hi germs bro
bros already out mid holy shit
you need a slice of that then
Guys, we're awesome.
What do you mean we?
Literally I have Util. I have full Util.
Do you play? I'm literally, first off, I'm literally top-fragging.
Although green has the Amy blue from the Doom generation number, which is kind of swag.
Secondly, we're literally going to win.
Thirdly, I'm the last man back. I'm literally the anchor. Adrums.
I hear them running mid.
Distracted.
Going up. Going up. Going down. They changed that in the update. Nah, I knew it. They've
probably they've been watching stream yellow fighting for his life he's doing
okay
hmm
It would be crazy if you could buy a double jump.
Okay, we'll watch this then.
Oops.
That frag is going to get a kill, for sure.
I literally mullied off a cat so they couldn't just rush it with the smoke down, bro.
That's literally WUtil.
Nice scout, bro.
Scout this.
Yeah, see anything you like?
Swag. What the fuck? Really?
Oh my god! Got him.
90 and 3. We tanked. We tanked like crazy.
Guys?
They'll say I never did nothing for you.
Whoa, damn, yeah, yeah, no, no, you take it, you take it, I got mid.
W discipline.
Wait three seconds.
Smokes bloomed.
Fuck, that would have been sick.
Come on, just peak your little head out.
Oh!
Enemy yellow, thought they were safe when they swung on the palace door frame.
Oh what a shame, elegant streamer, drinking caffeine from a glass that he keeps on his
desk he is the best I look at all the solo queers who people people people people
he's planting
the bull's-eye that was a great round
All right, 62, oh baby.
That ain't too bad my eye did start to twitch for a second there.
Cory, Cory, we love you, Cory, we love you.
We got you at our sights, Cory, we love you, 66,000 in 15.
I don't think it's gonna do it, Cory.
I don't think it's gonna do it anymore.
Not in this administration, Cory.
I don't think it's gonna do it.
Chibley, Chibley might be okay for a bit.
We gotta get through Cory first.
Ghibli might be okay.
Let's roll.
Huh, is Apollo?
Huh, ain't no friend that I've ever heard of.
Do they smoke palace in, huh?
My reaction when I find out Bruce Willis' freaky French girlfriend from Pulp Fiction is also
Javier Bardem's freaky Spanish wife in Golden Balls.
Anybody else know what the fuck I'm talking about?
Yeah kinda.
Did people watch Golden Balls because I watched it?
I feel like I might have been the best thing to happen
for the marketing of Golden Balls since 1993.
I did, I'm sorry, I apologize for that
because the movie is kind of, it's all right,
but it's not that spectacular.
I'm watching Nomadland this weekend.
Literally don't blame me for that,
I'm telling you not to do that.
Body blocking for T-Side.
Bro, buying an AWP for a warm up on Dust2 is...
Hi guys.
Holy shit, it really does feel like an any%-
OHHHHHHHHH!
I almost had it, I almost had the 100%
Ships in the night, no, no, no. Ships in the night.
I said fucking ships in the night, bro.
I can do this.
Motherfucker!
I don't even have any sprays!
What about Les Bonheur?
You should definitely watch Les Bonheur.
It's my favorite Agnes Vardifilm, of the two Agnes Vardifilms that I've watched.
But you should also watch Cleo from 5-7, it's also a peek.
Bro can I can I say something that one friend who's too woke?
Why is happiness a masculine word in French?
I love a shot man. Okay, I can't even really be mad about that
One thing I think it was actually a good trade because I
My grenade probably did 20 damage to five people
which is equivalent to getting killed. I literally did more damage to them than
they did to me. I literally got mine.
the
top-fragging
that shot from yellow was crazy man
look at what they do to mimic a fraction of my power
guys we just throw a grenade long they're gonna come long
guy who smokes pit, guy who smokes roof
guy who runs car without being seen and picks up four kills
guy who saw it got seen going car
I'm just I'm looking at this leaderboard and I'm I'm thinking this is a bad sign
You tell farming getting mad at team I'm literally doing damage
Brother we got nobody be
Good more kills for me
If anybody made at least
The tunnelers
The catwalk enjoyers.
Nope.
Fuck it.
We ball.
fuck it we ball
oh I thought I he go check me
he go check me I thought I had him
okay now the fucking game can start
now we can actually play ball
Come on guys. Come on. Nut up.
100% headshot percent. Three rounds in. Come on. Come on.
Guys.
I hear three of us running long. I'm the guy with the grenade. Let me go.
I'm not you till farming. I'm getting out the grenade to do damage to them and
Then their body blocking me standing like literally a millimeter away from my back
So when I try to retreat I have a wall behind me
You got an assist I literally deserved four kills for that but
What a shot that would W game sense and W discipline
Yeah, I agree. I think he's I think he's there that way. I think he's at cross
Well, you won't be loaned. It's is it the first of the month or is it crossroads?
We go be on this one
and wait no we don't buy for next I hear Justin in my ear buy for next not
that ain't happening we're buying for this ah shit
Let's give it to the boys.
You see that?
Tons.
The tunneler.
guy who goes tunnels
guy who rushes tunnels to help his team
guy who gets some damage dealt, guy who gets some damage dealt and actually did pretty good considering he was outmatched fire power wise
You fucked me so I don't get an assist when I deserve an assist.
I don't want a from moss, man.
Bye for next.
I think they're coming be this time because I'm the only one here
Confirmed
Dude that's probably off down
I need to get to that weapon. Don't kill him. Don't kill him!
What's up fella? What's up player?
You cover that way, I got the other way.
when you go your way and I go mine type shit
rose literally saving up
that saving up for what a sniper rifle
give me his gun
i want his gun
Don't bother, don't bother, go ahead, eat his gun.
Okay, this time I got the right spawn.
Hard rate?
89.
I gotta slow my exiles.
I
What's wrong with me
Wait, but I need to see a vod replay to see what happened to my crosshair when he walked out
I think I had it perfectly placed he walked out and I got scared
So I swerved to the right and then tried to pull it back in I
Yeah, I flinched I got scared and I flinched
Empty your mind not possible for a beast like me you should see my desk, whatever we got the assist
going from unemployed back to university student might be what saved me from the brink of insanity
bro that's going from unemployed to unemployed what are you talking about I'm not trying
to be an asshole I'm just stating facts you're still unemployed man nothing wrong
with it that's kind of like the gentleman's the gentleman's unemployed but
still I'm doing like what I guess what I'm trying to ask is why why are you
trying to like get one over on the unemployed people by saying you're not
one of them grenades be could it be
Nice try, bud.
Where the hell am I?
Wait, green might be swagged up, man.
Brush him. Brush green.
Literally got mine.
he's chilling bro it looked like he farted he farted a storm like he fell asleep
been he farted. Got him? Or a farming? Gravity assist incoming? Swag. You guys have never
seen a play like this. Damn we on the board. First we throw the grenade then we
up guys let me go let me go let me I have you to spawn you got this orange I
Trust you
Does he have it
Doesn't look like he has it
You're welcome
Rose making spider webs on the back wall should look like Peter Parker's room
right here. This is my spot. I fucking told you it's my spot.
What the fuck?
It's B?
I got kicked guys.
Tunnel right?
I mean, that's just not good.
That's just not a good turn of events.
Oh, that was a big round for me.
I feel like I'm kind of reborn after that one.
The op?
Bro, we're fucking loaded on cash.
I'll just buy another one.
two nades
yeah fuck it let's rush him
let's rush him bro, hit him with one of these
It's a mill deck.
You left.
Now, just focus.
Clear your mind.
Give them coming cats.
Horrible news.
God awful news.
I thought I had him.
I hear it was hitting him in the right shoulder over and over.
Honestly, I thought we played that one okay for not having an op.
They're screaming at you?
I literally am the only person who did anything in the whole round, bro.
They're screaming, good job!
They're screaming, go, go, go!
We are going to Wendy Walks here.
Not. I got here faster than anybody in history.
I'm literally just gonna ping. They're gonna come this way.
They haven't come A, so they're coming B.
Don't do this to me.
Don't make me buy an op and go to a different site.
Bombs down y'all.
is my time. What did I fucking tell you? He's spawned. I mean I hate to be this guy.
This is litter- fuck it, we go.
Kill him.
Bad start.
If you're gonna go- oh, I see a shadow!
Oh!
I saw a shadow, man.
You're not him? Bro, literally, look at purple! Look at this fool!
Look at him!
Deflect him.
Op-crunch is not a real thing.
If you buy guns and get kills with them, that's not a crush. That's Counter-Strike, bro.
One crossed.
Now cross this.
Guys, come B.
Literally, I hear a decoy grenade out there, so I'm not sweating that at all.
Enemy green, quick check.
Yep, that's their carry.
So-called shift walk, evangelist, when they find out it just makes you easier to op.
easier to op. I hear them tons. They're literally track one side one off of funeral posting
right now. They're trying to build a tunnel from their window to ours. They're
forgetting all the names that the names they used to know. Oh, you're lucky.
I got my I got this side clutch save round
to me this is cinema
neon bible or suburbs it's tough because I think that sprawl to mountains beyond mountains
is like one of arcade fire's best songs
Um, fuck it, we flash long and go, right guys?
Uh, Neon Bible feels a little bit more cohesive to a guy like me, but the suburbs is also really good.
Clutch.
Worth?
Holy shit, we actually got out there
Lock in
I've got bomb holy shit
With God as my witness I did not know you could take 87 damage from a grenade
Holy shit.
Holy shit, what's happening?
Because daddy, he should have killed me 20 times.
I had no health and he was just standing still.
Holy cow
I'm top-fragging
Okay, wait wait wait wait for their util on long and then we flash out
up
or not that's fine too
re-kill guys, I had him if you missed
up, not today, not today motherfucker, not today
flash let's do this he's on site the flick was kind of insane
holy cow is the flick in the room with us feel for me a flick is when you get a
kill, okay? Gregorocky style flick. Rashomon's a flick. Yeah, a middling one. Wait for the
util looks like we're going be fellas you think he's gonna try like a cheeky rush
like you did last time mother fucker we have teammates that cover us we have
teammates that cover our other angles or what are we all just out here like it's
states every man for himself. Every man for himself apparently. Yeah, what do you have
to stay for yourself, bud. Yeah, don't even, you can't even look at me. You're the teammate.
I'm the damn team. Easily top-fragging. You're gonna flash me out. I'm gonna go. Get the
wait on you till though we're out boys no fear no shot he made pit at 5k elo no
shot he made pit maybe car
Repeat car
He's in pit y'all
You plan on cover you what the fuck
I'm definitely dead. I'm dead a hundred times over
That's your that's that much is very obvious. Holy shit
Minus two for not checking. Literally there's five people on our team. I'm easily top-fragging.
Why don't you go to like, purple's chat and say like, why didn't you check? You should
go to purple's chat and be like, hit purple, why didn't you check that? You were entry
And I got mine. I got mine.
You guys are going to die. I'm coming out last here.
They're doing fast flank up cap.
Good start, y'all. Let's do this. Let's do this. Team cohesion.
I planted my feet. I planted my feet. I thought I had them.
the right it would have been awesome if that f***ing beagle hit.
What are we doing y'all? Let's play AKs. Real original.
distract them with the ball
it's crazy to Molly a place we don't go
literally hit everywhere but where I'm standing so congrats watch this
I'm out this bitch this place is over
Yep.
Punnels.
You know what?
That was a bold peek. I actually respect that.
B-Main used to be the center of our scene.
Now B-Main's over.
No one really goes there.
We used to spawn beneath the catwalk bridge.
Sometimes you didn't even check there.
What are the odds they'd be AFK?
I was covering bomb site when I got tapped from behind.
I got punctured.
Awful? You literally don't respect the hold steady and that's why you're not going to make
it to heaven.
It's the nicest thing I'll say about Minnesota. Craig Finn spends some of his time there.
is like a fucking sacrificial lamb the bitch out of who made it how the fuck did
that fucking work just play bomb hi germs only fuck the dead angle flashes it's so
funny every time. I saw a shadow. Nice shot, nice shot. There's a hell of a shot. He knew.
It is funny to like, accuse, and you're not accusing him of cheating, but it happens.
people will be like how do you know you're there and you're like well the
map's been out for 28 years and there's like four spots you stand so I think like
you probably had an inkling more or less of like where you were likely to be
that's the entirety of CS to me that's why I was boring pubg's a lot better
because they've taken that design strategy but they've extrapolated it to have the same four spots in 80 different random buildings haphazardly
strewn throughout the map. That being said, it does work and it is peak.
Don't be scared. Yeah, their guns work. So what?
Honestly, you just outplayed me on that one. You can't be mad.
be mad. Be a little mad at purple for standing still and just like their end goal is just
dying slower instead of like coming out with us and having a chance to overwhelm them but
whatever. Damn actually purple kind of swagged up never mind. That's tough. He literally
study steps you can't be mad
they say so i'm
literally
nice try
i'm not gonna sit here and be like yeah i would have done better than that
literally makes it sound sarcastic
It's not sarcastic. It's genuine. That's why I put literally.
Alright, lost one already. Bombs down on their corpse even though they weren't holding it.
What do you think we're gonna do here, guys?
This is the most I'm going to die around that we've had this whole time.
I'm going to die.
Swing them.
Okay, that was fucking awesome.
That was fucking sweet.
Purple, what are you doing?
It's SPAW!
And we need to, we need, we need to do something.
We need to, we need to wear the T side.
force the issue they were grabbing bomb oh okay you know what I vote no
smoking the cross kind of crazy because it's like throwing a grenade this is
here I am. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's probably a viewer, man. Smart. They literally
actually nice try. They did what they could. Now if I may say then I'm not the
type of guy that should be giving some like actionable feedback to the purple
on this one, but if they could come with the rest of the team, like when the
round starts, it would really help us out. I think it's a bad sign and I've
I've been this guy, but I think it's a bad sign when you're always the last person left.
I'm channeling Justin right now.
Throw a flashbang, bait their utility.
Then throw another flashbang.
Okay guys, we're all dying.
We go anyway.
guys I got one long
let's do this you got a flash for me
is where is where the shot man was with a shot
I believe in the purple
That's progress. You weren't last alive that time. That's progress.
About 67% chance this works.
No, he's playing scared. Wait, no, he's awesome! Good try, actually a good try.
Let's try it all. The carry, oh does it? Does that say what I fucking think it
says the carry? Imagine you off an addy right now. I don't even know what it would be like.
I don't it might be. It might be scary. What one of the reasons so I don't think that I
I have, sure Corey, Corey join up.
I just saw your message.
We're both bad.
I'll play with anybody who's bad.
Or at least anybody with a low elo.
I'll even hop into Discord, man.
I'd literally joined a text channel
Oh
Fooled you start join the wrong one fooled you
Fooled you you did you got me you got me good
good one
Or you ever wonder like if it would ruin your life if you got on a DHD meds like what if you took one?
Adderall and everything just kind of sorted into place wouldn't that be a hard kill to swallow not to like be glib
But yes, because he literally you would be like I I've wasted like
Yeah, 25 years of my life at a minute. This is part of the midlife crisis. I've had for the last 20 years
That would be crazy
Yeah, just like you know well
Have I coped well enough with it for my whole life that I don't need the pills or am I struggling and I don't really realize it
That's how I think about it. Sometimes for sure
Yeah
Also, do I really want to confront that?
And also like how is it fair that to get an adult ADHD assessment?
They tell you the appointments are in a year and a half
really that's well I tried to I tried to get an adult autism assessment and then
oh the doctor told me we're booking for like summer of a year and a half out and
I said well Jesus really yeah and I was like I guess it's not like serious like
it's not like right it's not like it's medically imperative yeah and I don't
I don't think it's progressive either, like if I'm on the spectrum, I don't think I'm like,
you know, I don't think the symptoms are necessarily getting more present.
And they're probably like, he's doing alright.
I'm already walking on my toes.
That's probably the other thing, they were probably like, well, you're trying to get
medical care for something that's outside of MSP, so it seems like you can just pump
the brakes a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah
You know I'm rocking like a 77% sleep score. That's pretty good
Is it I think 77 is all right. It could be better. It could be 10 and worse
That's true true. I I slept like total shit this week, but last night I slept amazing. I
Think I slept so well that I didn't wake up and my arm was in a fucked up position
So my arm hurts a lot
But I think fair trade fair trade I
Rode I rode the Peloton for the first time since I did the subathon huge
To like two days ago, and then last two nights ago. I just could not sleep
I think like my body was just like what the fuck yeah
It literally like outran a saber-tooth tiger or something. Yeah, I was like I could not could not sleep
Also at some point during the subathon my neck exploded
bad and like
yeah like it still hurts like down I think I like pinched a nerve oh no down
my left arm it sucks there's like this weird like I don't know how it's like
it's like every like when you get like a dead arm you get that like numb yeah
like feeling down near like that's like I got that right now but your left arm
right my left as long as your mouse hand is okay yeah it's not degenerate it's
just like for a few days I was like oh I couldn't I can't like like sitting hurts
you know putting on my seat belt I bursitis in my right elbow felt so bad
oh um I literally accepted it and it told me that zero people out of ten
accepted it so chat tell me which one of the known bugs this is and how to
to fix it.
I'd say a match was found for you, but Rashomon Ending Explained failed to accept it.
Is this a remake the party, re-queue, or reload the game bug?
Now you get Shitter Queue.
Okay.
I mean, millions of people play this.
Millions of people play this game.
Yeah, and it's been out for how long and like what a few months ago they're like we're gonna change the way reloading works
It's so crazy. I have a two-minute matchmaking ban. Okay, just give me a second here
Good old CS
Oh did the game we're playing actually come out yet gamble together
Yeah, I'm not out yet.
Well, I got a billion dollar idea.
What's up?
Pill that stops your facial hair from growing
after two days of growth.
I would, yeah.
Literally, I would take one of those a day.
Yeah.
Easily.
Could be the greatest invention of all time.
I got to be real with you.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm taking that pill.
You wouldn't take the pill, you'd rather just keep shaving.
I'm just the kind of guy, I'm scared to take a pill to solve an issue like that.
Just in case they ban it.
Regardless of the science, I'm like scared that like,
oh yeah, it turns out if you take this pill for 20 years, your balls fall off.
Or like, you know, your knees become jelly.
I see what you're saying.
I rebel against the heuristic that like every type of medicine is like a time bomb
bomb waiting to explode I also offer the ordinary that I think that like foods are like that
Like I also think I mean I eat salami for like 20 years and then oncologists were like oh by the way
It's like guaranteed colon cancer. I was like, oh, yeah, motherfucker. I started eating it again. I get it now, man
I just mean I mean for like taking a pill for like a like an oddly specific thing
If it's not like life or death you're in overpass. That's it. I'll play anything else
Remember like my
My buddy started taking well, he wasn't even like losing his hair which pissed me off and he started taking
in uh what was that what was the the the pill for hair loss back in the
propitia propitia yeah yeah yeah and uh i was like you have like a beautiful head
of hair he still has a beautiful head of hair by the way this mother f**ker
and then he's like i don't know a few months and he's like i had to stop
taking it because it was like f**king with my dick
that's when he started taking uh viagra yeah viagra yeah exactly it
It's a
He says shit sitting in a car with it with a dude struggling with baldness
The bald shit is so funny like they literally invented like a male pattern baldness cure
But it only works on people who aren't bald like that's fucking funny
Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. I'm literally I'm in your spot, bro
Don't shoot, but these guys are these guys are sweats, man. I
Don't know I've this guy has missed four off shots on me at point blank
He's not very good.
Oh, damn, bro, that's Batu from Ghost in the Shell.
Benjamin Dabington.
His name is Benjamin Dabington.
That's actually awesome.
He's got a bomb.
I guess we're going A.
Yes, sir.
Who are you?
I guess you're Corey.
Yeah, let's see.
I'm going to flash them out.
OK.
the way moving
don't go that way it ends up
making noise
they killed me in one millisecond
i didn't run into any of the good players in practice
well i was i was top-fragging
i mean we lost but i was top-fragging
okay that's insane
I'm just a man.
That's awesome.
What the fuck was that sound, Chad?
Have you had the bug yet? Where are you losing all audio on the game?
No, no.
It happened to me like three times on Wednesday.
You literally just go deaf.
That's pretty fucked up.
OK, he's going. OK. All right.
the decay very interesting start
follow goal for fill up
watch out brother watch out they're gonna throw you till as soon as you show
ready watch this show bait you till run away
not just playing we take these
check pit
that's why we trade on those we trade on those
I did not trade on those
Damn, mag 7, huh?
I love that.
Oh, damn. Yeah, reload.
Let's do this purple.
How many bullets did he have left?
Good try, good try.
93 and 2.
Ooh, 93 and 2.
I just put those nuts on his shoulder.
Damn.
I'm top fragging, so I'm not sweating it.
What are we playing here guys?
AKs?
No, I don't think so.
We're getting 99 on the Galil this round.
Galil?
The Butros?
We were not 15k, Garcia.
But we were not 15Kers here.
Today the whole squad long.
Let's do this, Penderman.
Anyone got smoke cross?
Oh my god.
Oh, a cat, cat.
Literally, I shot him in the head, he literally went, whatever, got mine.
We win this round.
We win this round and this is the start of the renaissance.
Oh, you know, I might be my man should make it back and plan.
I just don't know why he did why he had he had numbers on the site, man.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
hell of a knife though.
It's got like the blue tint on
the serrated edge. Damn. That's
kind of awesome.
Oh, oh, you saw. Yeah. Yeah.
And then run back to A.M.
Okay, don't
I don't even think he planted it for where he was going well
I I'm not gonna damn him for that because that's how I play too, but he could have at least like
Had his gun out at any time
What do I know though, I just I'm just the leader on the team
Yeah, look at us look at a dude. Look at us
Look at my sweet AK just say let's give them hell yes it does
I have bomb.
Oh, we didn't, we didn't smoke.
Yeah, that's not good.
I see.
Yeah, no, I, but a dude threw a smoke.
So I thought.
Oh, they came along.
Mott.
struck fear in his heart before he made it through
I'm going long
long flank
okay well he did to me what I did to the other guy so I can't
was that long? oh you're still alive? no no no no
yeah he was long boys thanks for the assist
Yeah. Kill the offer. We need that offer dead. Yeah. Oh no. Yes. I need him bouncing on
it. Huge. He grabbed the op. Damn. Damn.
I think he's any good with it. He should drop it for me. I've been crazy with the
up today I'm bloke Corey you should try the op I know like it it has negative aura but it's actually
incredible I like I hate it if you shoot them anywhere they die no no oh how did I do 62 in 3
who you you hit them they're erased
What he's one person somewhere? Oh
He's coming out long doors Corey careful
Literally, yeah, it's literally the same thing as last time. I don't know what what he's thinking man
Okay, purple has bomb and he's going to be I
Just made a bunch of noise just to make noise not not because I've made a mistake
Okay, why do you plant without they're diffusing
I mean, what are you doing man? Oh, why are you solo planting the fuck?
Didn't kill the guy on the exit. I thought he was gonna kill me. I'm literally like most damage in the lobby though
So I'm not sweating it too much
Come on, bro.
I wish I knew.
I can't remember how to smoke.
What the hell was that, bro?
We have to trade team kills. You have to kill purple at the start of next round. I'll get him the round after that.
Oh, he killed you?
No, no, no. He just threw a grenade off a dead angle and hit like four people on our team.
It's great tap-fire, King. Great spray.
You get him on the next round. I'll get him the round after that. We can keep trading for like three rounds.
Who is it purple?
Yeah, but don't actually kill him, I'm just trolling.
I know, I know.
On the other hands.
I have to like learn how to bait the ob.
Also, this is the first game I played in like two weeks.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, they have two ops?
We have to become the oppers man. I hate it
Like why can I see the stock of the gun
The shit is shot like Evan Peters as
Who's the name of the X-Men that runs really fast quick silver why the shit is shot like Evan Peters as quick silver, bro
I see what you're talking about or like, you know what I'm yeah, you get it you get it
I'm gonna so fast. I'm gonna get one
Mids with my op and then I'm gonna get too long and then we're gonna plant B
And they're gonna diffuse
Yeah, great. Okay, there's one. Okay, probably she's fulfilled
Where did that guy die the one I killed not a horrible smoke
Two down.
No shot is pit.
Oh, we have a.
We own this site.
How much cat?
Huge.
I'll watch long doors.
Okay, guess I'm not gonna watch Cat.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Fucked up world we live in, man.
It's fine, I guess.
Anyone got spawned?
Might be saving hop.
What's the rush, Yellow?
What's the rush, Benjamin Davington?
You didn't want to go 1v5, I guess.
Yeah.
I gotta kill with two.
This game is fucked, man.
You really spawn me over here when I'm destined to get midpicks?
I think I'm keeping my SMG for another go.
Drop in, double scope, get a kill.
Through the door, man.
Wake up wake up get up. It's the first of the month. So get your kill and get on
Cuz he's the first
I've written I'm having a wonderful day. Oh
My god
Oh, I won't fight with my team cuz it's the first of the month and I be up in getting many kills again
It's going crazy
It's literally the guns too powerful, Corey.
Yeah, there's one, uh, well, this doesn't matter anymore.
Well, there he is.
good shot, really good shot, really good shot, good track, he might not know, oh he's putting
is nuts on my ear. Damn. I don't understand.
I don't think I'm going to buy the op.
Yeah, do it. You've been killing.
Oh, that do you, Corey, you got to try it.
Have you ever used it? Or are you scared of it? Are you scared of the energy?
I I don't know I don't like dying to it so I don't want to use it
Oh dude that's the thing you died it with then you buy it and you get a kill with it and you go fuck you
Literally we own mid because of my op oil
Mid guy huh I didn't see one me actually
We threw a smoke that covered nit.
Oh, is it covered?
No, it's not!
Yeah, he's mid.
I don't think my smoke is shit either, to be honest with you.
I'll just pick him.
Cover me.
He cost right, I believe.
I
Says big get shot on the side of the head energy
That's pretty good
Got him. Oh
Shot in the side of the head. You did get shot in the side of the head. Oh
No, now they have another op
Cory, it's your destiny, bro.
It's too expensive.
Fuck it, bro.
Give me your AK, I'll get you to the shop.
No, I don't want to.
Cory, you can shoot!
You can shoot with Cory!
You're good at aiming!
Cory, you're good at aiming!
Too much pressure.
It's literally going to change your life in Counter-Strike.
That's fucked.
Never mind.
I run this town.
too much pressure it's literally gonna change your life in counter strike that's
fucked never mind I run this town
bad smoke
he was long doors
oh come on
on a
on site
yeah yeah
that's crazy
that's insane
for you i got three kills off no armor it calls to you bro
this is also a T side off
They're carrying the gun kills them in one hit
Everyone gets an op is it I don't have you ops versus three ops. I don't have enough for an op man
My king
I gotta learn this smoke man.
That felt so good that he literally said you need this gun.
He said we need you to have this shit.
What is this smoke?
You got that spot Koi, don't even sweat it.
There's definitely one, alright.
Oh, I kind of smoked it.
There's one that came out of the long doors, Corey.
I missed him.
That's my bad.
I missed him.
Did he push out?
Yeah, he pushed out.
Yes.
Yes, he did.
Oh, my God.
I'm not prepared for this today.
He's clear.
Oh, he had no idea.
Oh, good job.
We won!
We won!
We did, you did.
Good shit.
What do you think, purple?
I don't think I put a bullet on a guy in like a ton of rounds, man.
Purple?
Purple, what do you think?
Purple, it's last round.
Would you buy me an op, purple?
I
Someone drop off
No fuck it we scout
The hell was that man
Boy there's one long doors again
He comes there every time
Oh I don't know you're not there anymore
you're not there
i ran up there
op, yeah, op kills there, 100% op kills there
literally purple
fucked us by not buying op
i'm about to give him a piece of my mind
the A site's clear
it's a hell of a route, man
your teammates planting right now
we win these
I'll be your eyes, one long, he's dead
oh, mid, mid, cat
oh shit, oh god
you got this blue
I
W W play
Good shit blue that was fucking huge dude
You put that gun in my mouth Cory. I'm telling you T side op
is hard. CT side, you literally just pick an angle, hold it and farm kills. Dude, dude,
dude.
I don't want to be the evil man.
Yes, you do. This game is about feeling other people's fun.
I guess.
I got the nade for long doors. Get ready. Haters will say it's you till farming.
They're out by the way. There you go. Yeah, long long
Literally I got 60 damage off my native right
Here come the assists
Purple I'm counting on you
You flexed it you flexed it
They want the kill
The view model is really funny. The view model is so good. I didn't know you could like zoom out like that
Oh, they plan to be
Get his ass
It must feel good as fuck to molly your bomb with like three seconds left
Yeah
No
Technically save the USP
No, this ain't the rounds I go be on this round with the MP9
You see that damage bro 55 55 50 71
Yeah, the grenades get on that for sure
They flashed long I
Hear your brother get to two out long at least they got one cat
one B as well.
I'm alive.
I'm alive somehow.
Thank you man for having me just looking like.
Saved my life for sure.
Did he see bomb? He got bomb yet?
Must have been planted B.
I couldn't believe when I kept hitting the trigger and it kept shooting bullets.
I was like, I have to have died in the flashbang there or the smoke or whatever.
window
He was window, I know purple purple push with me
Let's go let's go lad. Let's go
Oh, I got some bullets out there at least
Purple did not push with you
Purple's kind of slow playing that one. That's all right
Okay.
Sorry, we buy Deagle, so we have op for next round.
Mm.
Mm, kinda have a little here.
This is a very important round.
We missed six seven, but we could get six nine off this.
I think we lost one cat. I think I'm going to go cover cat.
You're going to cover cat? They've breached cat?
not on cat yet though check long long teammates are dying that was my bad I
lost cat good luck to you there was one cat the other teammates be I'll be their
eyes. Good job. Other teammates watching tunnels. Okay, I'm just gonna watch sight then. You're
doing great king you're doing great
oh long
that guy's kind of good
our purpose can't piss me off I'm not gonna lie no they drove me an op they're
okay
Oh, I wonder if you heard that.
He's like, where am I?
That's so real. He popped out and he was like, he had antero great amnesia really quick. He was like, what?
He couldn't make new memories. That ain't his fault.
I don't know if you heard that.
I guess I'm gonna be good new strand just dropped in chat
I don't even worry about it brother anymore blue blue you don't need fire you got an
up bro. Oh mid. No one was watching mid. So I got mid guy. Good, good. That's awesome.
I'm looking at these particle effects man. They got an op in spawn I think. If my ears
don't deceive me they're oping from spawn
they're covering the lawn has been done and cleaner oh shit
motherfucker
are you watching final we got a guy watching tons watching the mid-door
or push.
They're using our ADHD against us, and I'm not going to let it happen.
I'm just going to lock in.
All times, all times.
I'm drawing for my own supply of viabance that my brain creates for me
The hell was that oh she crossed on site
Nice you take those MVP Corey
i wanna i wanna all sick for surviving attack i did the damage on four people
this time they're gonna go along i'm literally gonna get probably a double
collateral at a minimum
with my first shot
i believe it
stuck as mid-boy here
Oh
Yeah, one to a dwell long to a long go go go. I abandoned my boy
I'm dead. I miss my guy and they all poured out long
Are they on econ? No, bro. They can't they killed me without the biggest guy I've ever seen
They took my up
Did you push up long with an AWP?
I pushed up to the door.
Literally crouched under my bullet.
What the fuck was that, man?
I could have told you that.
Damn.
Oh, it's a child.
That's tough.
That's a tough one.
How much money I got?
Oh, enough.
You got money.
I'm up in tunnels.
Damn, I'm broke.
Here.
I can't buy anything.
You can take that.
Can you give me yours then?
Sorry.
Oh, I jumped the whole time.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, I jumped over the off huge. I'm just gonna be a crab
I missed
One down
Do we got anybody mid yeah, I'm gonna leave you there Corey
I don't have comms on so I have no idea that's a good point oh they mullied a
seems like they're pushing a I do the classic long t flank into planting a
planting a I'm literally gonna go pit and ruin their life now I gotta go cat
fuck don't have time let's do this double-op push you guys are kings
You're all dead.
Oh, it's a pretty good shot. They're all dead.
Dude, off is really good.
Let me turn it off.
This will be a perfect time for you to opt down long tunnels.
You could opt tunnels and you would see the light.
You would like you'd be like dude. It's not cheating. It's just it the gun is not like it's cheating
Because if you miss the first shot you lose
But if you hit the first shot
If you fucking hit the first shot holy shit, you're like a drug pusher
Yeah, I guess I'll fucking go fuck myself
Seems like there's some hot shit at be one more be
I'm awesome. That was crazy
Sounds like another I got one middoors like picked them
Thought I heard another bee can't guarantee
Yep, okay, that was that okay listen
Corey, I'm not mad at you for your MVP there, but I'm a little upset at the game.
Because there was some serious plays there. There was some incredible plays there that
I think they they were disrespecting me on a little bit.
There are chats, chats keeping me honest. They said I shot two guys in the back.
yeah yeah that's two guys bro okay I don't know if you smoke that first that's
both leave at the same time good idea
oh cat maybe he said oh they could not be clearer yeah to mid
One long, too long.
I fucked up their phone infrastructure, they won't be able to communicate with the base
for backup.
Where did purple die?
I'm gonna stay. Long. Where do you yellow die?
cat one's top mid they're pushing cat
that's what he said okay that's mid
yep he's cat let's go boy look at this
dude that's like three MVP's in a row bro I
don't know why I guess I got two kills
I do like B. I think you play in B better than A.
Dude, I'll end with an AWP. I mean, you'd be unstoppable.
one long is dead. This is a good game man. I apologize for anything negative I said about
Counter Strike. This game is kind of awesome.
Incendiary out. Incendiary out. Who brought the nerd, man?
Oh, never mind. I forgot where the fence. I forgot where the fence.
It checks out. It makes perfect sense.
That was Cat. Cat. Two Cat.
Yeah, we got some issues, Cat. We got some issues, Cat.
As you know, I've been killed with the I've left my op on the ground cat
That's horrible news for us
Almost had him
What I heard like three headshot sounds go off great blues clutching up
Oh my god, oh my god
I don't know if I would have put that up down to be honest. I mean with the way he shoots. Oh shit. There's like 12 of them left
94 and 2 it seems insane that we're
losing at all. It seems impossible to be true. I got B this time. Or I got Tunnels this time
by the way. Okay. Tunnels?
Literally they'll never make that so don't even worry about that shot.
uh... maybe be bait they just smoked here
we have a fellow on main
with an SMG
he wins these
pushing a
cat
i'm flanking the long way
Horry.
Bomb down A.
There's one fellow left.
Cat, shooting a cat.
Flanking cat.
Slow flank.
I
Huge okay
Okay, okay, I got tunnels oh
He stresses me out man all right check I
I can't I'm not even fucking with you my heart rate 67 right now. Oh my god
That's the 79 Cory my heart rate 67. It's the greatest omen you could ever have
Did you do the six seven challenge no, I have bursitis in my right elbow. Oh, I got I got a medical exemption
Okay, he's got that
One down
There's some action made as well they have an offer made I think he's got to
come to us yeah I got the fucked up harmonica from you go your way and I go
mine in my head I can't lose one tons but I miss them whatever he's not gonna
I'm gonna peek again.
Bad news.
I think AWP long just took out like.
Nope, there he is.
Cory.
Cory!
Cory!
That was scary too because I was not paying attention to that.
Damn, this is a huge fucking round.
What do you think?
How's their purple?
Their purple is bottom-fragging.
I think purple's gonna be like,
don't go B, they have an op-er.
They're gonna disregard them,
because he's like 6 and 20,
and then they're all gonna feed me B in tunnels.
Well, A-long, out.
Or maybe our purple will smoke my angle,
and Corey will easily win the game.
some nades mid what do you say one cat bomb down bomb down long bomb down long
bomb down long
one mid last ones mid top mid I'm gonna snipe them it's aura
last last known sighting was right there for you for in my case we go to
O.T.
O.T.
We won like six rounds in a row to get to O.T.
That's crazy.
We did, we did.
I go hard for my city.
It's so, I'm not even saying this to be an asshole.
It's so insane that you are bottom-fragging
And yet I think you carried us through like the last
half dozen rounds.
You have like at least five or six MVPs
in the last 10 rounds.
I've gotten a lot of kills, but not a lot of damage.
Bro, why are you smoking my ankle purple?
Dude, this kid or somebody who ever is,
if they're voiping every now and then
and they just say like one syllable
I have no idea what the fuck they're saying.
Bro, flash is B. I'm scared.
Two mid doors?
Aw, shit.
That means they're gonna be on me any second now.
A cat. I also have a cat in my face.
Where is he? Where the fuck is he?
Spawn?
Could be
Well, this is devastating
Yeah
I'm going for it. I'm going for it
Fuck that guy. I don't care about that guy. Why would I give a fuck about that guy?
Well, we have to push this guy doing what's this guy doing?
Huge
Bad you have to do something. Yeah
good try good try purple please don't smoke
Thanos this is time oh no no I don't care that's your problem now
Ha, ha, ha.
Mm-mm.
We can't, where does Blue like? Blue likes to play long.
So do I.
Why are you smoking that?
Blue, you're my king.
We've killed one long.
What the fuck did they just say?
Did purple smoke your angle again?
It smoked off the tunnels. Okay, mid-doors, listen to me.
I'm watching mid-doors, but it'll be after they push through. I'm in spawn.
Yeah.
Oh, we lost blue long. I gotta go back and cover long.
I've been shot in the side of the head for mid-doors.
One's cat.
It's going to be A. Oh, shit.
I think I was going to do the shot in the side of the head.
Yeah.
I thought you died further back on site.
That's rough.
That's a tough one.
I thought for some reason I thought purple was still alive, right?
I have $2,700.
Literally you can't rely on purple to do anything except smoke B doors for some reason.
They're smoking the door for reasons that make no sense to anybody.
Oh, Corey, this might be the one they didn't buy smoke.
I'm so glad it's the one where we don't have the op.
Terrorist timeout, come on, bro.
Come on, come on.
They're probably typing some shit in all chat.
To stop them from rushing B?
Bro, I need them to rush B so I can get off kills.
Is she comms with them?
You heard Corey, they're eight years old.
They're literally watching Mr. Beast videos
on their Bluetooth speaker right now.
There's one person just, it was back.
Ain't nothing getting through to them, okay?
They say, I don't know what syllables
You've tried to put together, I have no idea what word you just said to me.
Good point, Chad, we need to get here.
Hm?
Hm?
Yeah.
Go, let's go, let's go!
You ready?
Throwing smoke!
It's San Jorioz!
Okay, crazy smoke of all time.
Someone just they smoked the roof bomb down tons
I'll come from that the bomb is down in the tunnel
Up long I think
Yep
All belong doors
Where do you think they're going, man?
I'm scared about them coming through tunnels, so I'm going to swing them.
Luke, good luck to you.
Oh, good shot, good shot.
23 and 1.
We go T side and I get an up.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Damn, Yellow does have a hidden Mickey, bro.
Sorry?
Hidden Mickey is when you see a Mickey mouse somewhere you don't expect like at a Disney theme park.
Oh, okay.
I'm not up on your current lexicon.
Well, me neither.
I invented it run time.
Got one.
I love that for you.
And us.
Damn, Blueshers running it up mid, man.
They bought an auto sniper.
A site's clear.
Damn, I'm just gonna cover backside cat
Yeah purple died purple died long doors long doors long doors the same
I'm gonna flank them they're trying to flank you I'm gonna flank them
Spooked you I didn't do anything I didn't do anything
Okay, let me get the mid-pick on this one.
I gotta catch up to yellow.
Yellow cleared me.
Oh, shit.
I'm not my best rather there's an up-down and spot oh shit
oh I gotta go pee really quick I'll be right back
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
I
Just get this respect knife
Yeah, I still got knifed while planting the bomb oh no I don't know what happened I don't
know what happened bro I had 23 kills like that never happens you're pretty good I'm
not like listen yeah there's no comms but like I don't want to talk the purple anyway
to be honest, I'd rather just yell at them. Like you literally chat, you're like, you're
you're getting road rage and you're like, why don't you just talk to the other driver?
I don't want to talk to that idiot. What are you talking about? I'm going to send him
a constructive message, drive better, use your signal light like they should have known
man. They should have known.
Well, no time for another.
No time for another. That's true.
I'm opening this terminal.
Are you in the lobby?
No.
thing we're doing? Yes. Look at that. I'll open a fucking terminal too. I got, why do
I have a thousand dead hand terminals? What? I think I got, actually I have one dead hand
terminal and the rest are Genesis terminals that I think I did to level up or something
so I could play Premier. This one came from, this one came from one of my weekly
drops yeah all right chat tell me what we're blowing the wad on here
five seven not accept offer for six cents I'm gonna probably decline that
one
it's like pinker better stat track ump for six cents double it and give it to
the next guy
6 cents for an M4A4, double it, give it to the next guy, 6 cents for a sawed off, I'm
going to need you to double that one, give it to the next guy.
You got to give me something good, 6 cents, 55 off or 6 cents, the box blocks field
tested wait it can I say can I say for six cents it kind of looks awesome I don't
think they're good for trade-ups and stuff I don't think I got six cents on
the damn on the damn steam wallet though I I'm gonna go grab some food before our
next thing I don't know where Kate's I guess we're gonna do a call yeah probably
at the club the games out all right I will go download that and meet you in the
call yeah yeah crack the screen on my terminal y'all
see this was fun though I mean that is that the highest propensity of top
I've ever had.
I top-fragged like two games.
This game is called Gamble with your friends.
It seems like the type of game that would definitely get your TikTok account banned.
Wait, actually it seems like the kind of game that might be awesome.
I will purchase, once again, it's cheaper to buy this via the bundle, because I already
own one of the two games.
That's crazy, man.
You pressing red or blue?
We already did the discourse yesterday.
I have to press blue, because if they ever got out that I pressed red, my life would be over anyway.
So I have to press blue.
Hi, Brian, did you like that comment?
They tried to insult me, but they put an extra significant figure on the sense, which indicates that they not like us.
But instead of saying 15 cents as 0.15, they put 0.150, which is just an insane way to denote
15 cents of value.
That ain't the way we write that here, bro.
At the very least, if you want to mess it up, put a comma or something.
I'm not going to accuse you of being French.
That's aspirational, bro.
That's where Agnes Vard is from.
0.150?
Now I did fuck it up.
Literally, you just try to insult me now you're acting like we're friends.
I don't know you.
Very reprehensible energy to fold that easily.
Under zero pressure whatsoever.
My chatter, we're having a wonderful day and I will fight with my chat cause it's the first of the month.
Counter strike my goodness, Justin you just missed it, I top fragged every single game.
And I'll be up and stopping them from rushing long again. We'll be losing 13-12, even though I'm the top guy on my team.
Listen, I'm not crazy bone.
How's the weather by you? It's the nicest day of all time. It's the greatest day that's ever happened weather-wise, without a doubt.
Same here on the other side of the country.
You live in Black Diamond Bay?
Careful.
Yo, shit, any chatters in Black Diamond Bay right now?
No, bro.
Turn on the TV.
What channel?
Cronkite.
CBS, bro.
7 o'clock news.
Pull up.
7 o'clock news pull up
Now just a blend and grab another beer
I will play gamble with my friends using direct X 12 for higher end devices
can I say thank God? I said thank God. They actually put the reason you would use the codec in the
description of the codec instead of just expecting you to know what Vulkan does and what DirectX 12
does. Instead they went hey if you got a good machine use this one if you got an older machine
use this one big ups to the developers literally the first people that have
ever thought of this in history
okay can I say something it was a great gag I apologize that the screen was
black when I booted the game it said are you feeling lucky I said yes it
flipped a coin it landed on a red face and said unlucky we're closing the
game. That's awesome. That's actually an incredible bit.
Oh, yes, yes!
Oh, and that was close too, man.
get help gamble hotline do you think this just puts you in their discord where they
tell you how to gamble better no that would be too gauche they wouldn't do that give
Give me a second here.
Give me a moment.
Cato probably hosts.
Or maybe, I don't know.
Maybe yes, maybe no.
First thing, yep, it's friend slop.
So what do you do?
the FOV as high as it'll go and turn off all head bobbing so that I don't throw up. Turn
off all camera smoothing. Lower the sensitivity drastically. And devs, don't be mad at me,
Okay, it's my inner ear.
Yeah, that'll be better.
That'll be better for sure.
And then, gamble, gamble with your friends.
I'm just going to call up the whole group, man.
Six minutes early.
I'm the only person here.
This will customize my character then.
I know you're like, you can't see anything, but like, that's by design.
Hello hello hello you song hello and how are you I'm good how are you I'm good I'm excited
for whatever this is I have no idea what what this game is even about I think it's literally
just in the name I think you just gamble with your friends perfect it's sending a I don't
know if it's a great message to send on the first day of API month but you know what
I'm down this.
Wake up, wake up.
It's the first of Asian American Pacific Islander month.
Don't catch your checks and get up.
Asian American Pacific Islanders, I'm having a wonderful day.
It rolls off the tongue more than anything.
I'm going to I'm going to make this joke again later,
which is embarrassing for all parties involved.
But I don't know, let's punch it up right here.
Yeah, I think it's pretty big of me to be giving these smaller streamers a chance, you know, okay
They're probably nervous and that's and that's cute honestly, but you know, I've been I've been where they've been before, you know, I like that I
Like that a lot I
Don't even know who's gonna be here
I would give it a solid 30% chance that my in-game voice works, so it's better than
nothing.
This might be one where we just hang out in the Discord, I don't know.
Oh, that'd be nice.
Are we friends on Steam?
Probably not, right?
I don't think so, but I'll send you my friend code.
Because I need you to join the game, so I've got kind of like a visual gag for
you.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Got a bit of a visual gag, but it required- Wait, wait, wait, which one is- Okay, wait.
A visual gag that I just- Am I window shopping at the SNM store?
Hey!
Hey!
Kind of disgusting.
Okay, gummo reference is really good.
You said you sent me that thing, but I did not, like-
Oh, I put it in the-
I put it in the-
No, I'm literally saying you sent it and I did nothing with the information and it's my
Okay.
I am entering my friend's code and sending you an invite.
I'm Rashomon Ending Explained.
Yeah, you know, I feel like so out of fashion.
Like everyone has such a funny, HC Justin has like a picture of Guy Fieri.
I'm just a normie on Steam.
branding is cohesive branding yeah do you ever feel like you get stream sniped
in mahjong and if so do they start to just play like baby hands to beat you um
for no one can out baby hand me but ice and like I believe in other people's
goodness but every time I am in a lobby with someone whose name I recognize I'm
I I don't trust anyone I don't trust any of these MFers like you can say
that you're not watching the stream but I I don't know if I believe you and I
don't know if that's small of me or normal but um no you're valid I'm
paranoid for sure
what's crazy is that my friends convinced me to stop playing Counter-Strike as
they said I was getting stream sniped in every game and then I started solo
queuing on stream and started winning and top-fragging every single round
Librarians got their work cut out for them.
They them librarian?
I got in trouble for that earlier this week.
You might not be able to find my game. I changed my name.
My new name is Bob Balaban with an earring.
This is going faster than...
It's too fast for me to keep up,
but is there a way for me to join your lobby such that I can see this visual gag?
um let me maybe i'll try to invite you
i'll send uh i can't invite yellow i can't invite you perhaps you can join on me
okay perhaps you can join on me i'm joining i'm the host of the lobby i hope you don't mind if i
dictate the terms as one host does now i have made kory listen to my music video that went live
just now congrats on your uh congrats on your cover release thank you thank you some of you
big streamers out there might not be visible on steam hello the game won't let me play
Oh, of course, I'm lucky
Bro, I wrote the first time I got lucky
Kate was like hey watch this music video. I had to close the game to watch the video
I wrote three times flip three times in a row man
That's actually so funny
If you can join me now, maybe I can send you an invite now. Maybe you can join on me now
Guys, I can play the game. I can play the game. I'm at the
Do you guys trust me?
Would you take the cow?
Okay, I don't know. I've seen the Richie cause that you've made.
I think it's a little too... I'm a little too risk adverse.
Excuse me, you're the one who got third or fourth place three times in a row.
Guys, I don't know how to invite you.
I don't know how to invite you.
I'm joining on Kate.
Maybe I'll try to join on Kate too.
Yes!
I invited like I invited wait I'm in your game now. I see you. Let's go
crew
Where's Ludd?
This is literally just mahjong by the way
I could join but nothing happened. You're in the game for you're in the game. Hey, I was going y'all. Yo
Hello, I
Have to become your steam friend
if that's okay. I'll send my shit in. Do you trust all these strangers to spend your bank account?
Yeah, 100%. You did a video where China had your credit card, so yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, I think
I'm easily scammable. I almost fell for a scam quite recently, actually. Was it the video game
that Ryan was playing. Was that the scam? CS2? No. That is a scam. CS2 is scam.
Guys, are you in the casino? Are you in the building? I'm literally on the
the starting point. Are you already in the game? Well, I'm just gonna look at the lobby. You
guys got to get on the you got to get in the limo and meet me in the front of the casino.
I can't I can't do anything. How do you how do you do that? How do you do that?
go to the loan shark where the phone is ringing outside i can't move i'm not a guy for each other
i'm on the menu yeah but i'm in the okay well you know what maybe i'll leave and rejoin
i threw my friend code
yes i've never ever in this probably is more of a mark on my character but i've never had a friend
group call the discord five minutes before the start time.
We're rolling different out here for sure.
It's a different world. I wasn't prepared.
Downloaded the game 90 minutes ago. I'm ready for today.
Wait, it was out 90 minutes ago?
Honestly, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty prepared to check it.
I kept checking.
I think it's not letting me to add juice. Maybe you can add me.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did I just add someone random?
aircoots or is that something aircoots oh hell yeah
that's me you're sorry etc etc oh i would have thought you would have known each other by now
i mean i've farmed i've farmed blood but for content already so in a way we do
oh that's right you did for the mahjong that's right oh sorry i accidentally removed you i'm sorry
I reviewed your Majon game. Oh my god. I don't remember how that went. I think it was bad. I'll stop you. I won
Yeah, but it wasn't reaching Majon, so it's like does it really even count it was reaching
You know, yeah, sometimes you just swing really hard. Yeah balls out there. You know what though you were on controller
It's way worse. It's harder on joy con. I went to so many Chinese hotel rooms
They just have a mazhan table again automatic shop like a nice one. So sick
and we would just
Make it shuffle and deal out all the the tiles
For like 20 minutes and push them back in and then yeah, that's so that's
We we have one and that's basically what I do with it
man
It's like ASMR
dude steam just told me I'm not cool enough are you guys okay in the same way
that youth is wasted on the young mahjong's wasted on the normies you can
invite me like my name is Bob Balaban with an earring I tried to add lead and
it said you can't invite this guy you can't be cool only the cool people can
add when I'm coming in sorry I open the game and it said are you lucky and I
I said yes and then it flipped the coin and it shut the game off.
Yeah.
Wait, mine didn't do that.
Mine was really unlucky here.
I'm just fucking with you.
Yay!
It's actually RNG.
You can try it 30 times and fail.
I failed like that.
I failed twice.
I think Corey's got the record.
I'm in for real now.
Just to be sure, no one's playing anything right now.
We're all in the starting screen.
I'm not missing anything.
I'm clicking on the screen like a madman like an absolute fucking fiend
It do be it do be shooting you can be shooting
All right, and now press host game
Yeah, it's weak. We'll join us like an hour
That's right. That's right
There we go here we go imagine how much money you could win grandpa
I
Can hear you well. Yeah, what the heck? Can you hear me? I can hear you perfectly you son
Oh, you gotta come out of your womb. What are you? What are we? Whoa guys, what's going on in here?
This is crazy. It's crazy in here. Oh
We don't work for
what's going on in here oh where are you oh my gosh you're on the pistol wait
the pistol is the hub oh no no no it's changed the color I want the green I
want the green we can change your color in the piss pool they didn't get a
fuck man took so much practice to get the to pick the blood color through the
I was watching you do it on stream before. Oh no. Oh no no no. I think we've got to go out and gamble
Wait wait wait this might be peak. Check this out. Oh hell yeah. We had to do that. Emo wheels on R
Oh smoke. Whoa salute. They probably spent a whole day on this.
I'm just so sorry about it taking one alone.
Oh, I know.
Damn, wait, wait.
That looks so cool.
I feel like the white Cory.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is good.
Cory's like, we need this in VR.
Wait, they got cinema too?
this game has everything man. Oh my goodness. Which one's
cinema? Oh, absolute cinema. So, you do, you do have some
tickets. You can buy, um, you buy some hats over here. Oh,
okay. We share our money, right? We need like, oh, good
point.
Sale. Oh, you can buy second hand, dude. Wait, what does
this mean? Okay, we can buy some.
Oh, we don't have tickets.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, baby.
What's happening?
Retrieve items is crazy.
I hate it.
Two tickets.
He said hello to me.
It's freaking me out.
What are you doing, Ryan?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Honestly.
I'm seeing a thousand out of 1.2k.
I mean but I see with my eyes.
Yeah same thing.
Yeah, yellow tickets?
There's gotta be a way to actually gimbal on some-
Oh no no no, just follow me, follow me.
Oh, shit, it rolls back time.
You gotta talk to this guy
when his phone rings and then the door on the limo
opens up then you get in the limo.
And you go to the casino.
Holy shit.
What if I just get in here without giving him any money?
Oh, shit.
is everyone here I also think I'm bugged and I can't pick up any items but that's
okay I'd do well for my team here oh my gosh look at this place it's beautiful
here we are I tried to pick up the baseball bat it wouldn't let me I also
couldn't pick anything up anybody all right guys up to the first floor of
the casino yeah yeah I think so wait wait excuse me six seven six seven
oh this guy's drinking and looking at me oh my god what is this do free money
What was the email?
Dude, they definitely had a conversation about this.
That's right.
I've never been to a casino in real life, so this is all in my life.
Okay, bro, I'm all in.
We have to raise some practice so that we can create this game.
Guys, I'm broke.
Usually it's just a bunch of old guys.
Okay, I'm winning money.
Sushi?
Sushi bar, slaw machines.
I'm putting my money on Yarl.
You're the greatest! Yes!
Can we bet together or do we have to watch someone singularly do this?
I don't know who root. I want Yarl.
Oh wait, we have to choose one.
Let's go Yarl.
Oh my gosh! We got two!
It's Umumusume!
Yes!
Holy shit!
Oh my gosh!
Bro, we won!
I got all the credit for you getting...
Yes! Yes!
The credit doesn't press the play button. We won we want we share money we share money
Guys I don't have enough money to gamble
What are you talking about? I don't have I don't have any money to gamble share money
We share money I can't I can't press anything. They've locked me out of the casino
They've locked me out.
It's because you have the baseball bat.
Oh, not on my screen.
Next, Matt's bet is 100.
Now the baseball bat of the casino.
Kind of a weird look.
180.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Fuck it, bro. I'm all in.
350.
300 bucks.
Spin it.
What's been it, bro?
You know the Martin Gale bedding system?
Oh, what the hell?
Yeah.
You know the adventure times, when you just lost.
Unfortunately.
Wait, guys, guys, wait, guys, hold on.
Hold on.
We're spending so much money.
Guys, how much did you spend?
Guys, I was one big.
I'm one big.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, you did?
Very one big.
Very one big.
Oh, god.
I cut our money in half, but then I doubled it so I'm ahead. I'm way up
I got the jackpot. I got 900 bucks.
Alright, alright, we can slow our roll. We can slow our roll a little bit.
Oh, can I hit random people? Yes!
Okay, I'm all in.
I'm all in.
Come on, come on. Spin faster, spin faster.
I'm all in.
Come on, come on.
Come on, put me...
Faster, faster.
Little more, little more, little more, little more, little more, little more, little more of this, little more of this.
I
Didn't want to get the other two machines
Bro, I get out of this machine's hot bro, bro get off at the machine saw you're blocking me
Huge thank you thank you
guys I was big off on it when we see stats after this I'm MVP wait we lost oh my god okay
I think the stats on the right look at this overall wait what's what's your stats
everybody say how much money you have dollars but lost more money I'm plus 555 I'm minus 337
I don't see the leaderboard. I don't even see how much you may or I just say plus 30, but it says yeah
I don't see rise Nate. How can you see the leaderboard? How do you see the lead? I only see myself wait?
Are you in our group? Are you just gambling by yourself? I'm Bob Alibam with a muscle with a nearing
No, I don't see and the group is only four people game. Yeah, there's how much money. Do you have in the top, right?
762
Okay, so we're the same. Oh, okay. Hold up. I gotta smoke about this
Yeah, you kick the habit
Then I click you know, nope
Where oh no, I had a cigarette
I think he's gonna kill us man
retrieve items
What are you pinching his nose? That's crazy. Okay. We go back to the first floor
Yeah, I think we go back in I think we go back to the base and then the shark kills us probably and then we start again
Why why would the shark because we we didn't get what we needed on day one? It's like lethal company. Yeah, oh
We need that's for day one
Normal at all this oh
I don't know if you can eat mint leaves whole yeah, you can I can see yours. That's are you seeing the graph? Oh, Jesus
Oh my god, you guys fucking suck!
Okay.
Ryan is MVP.
Some of us were acclimating to the smokefield,
tall as in the casino, okay?
You get tickets for gambling the most and losing it, though.
Or anyone's curious?
Yeah, yeah.
Holy cow, man.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Are you about to be killed by my cement tile?
Oh dude.
Oh no, we're dead.
I'm feeling like I'm taking out the pastured bro.
Oh, we got a dig our own grave man get in
Party banks, yeah, they're gonna kill us
Was it like Joe Pesci no it was way more horrible it was I shouldn't even bring it up
It's not a true story a real mechanic shit
I
Work in box peace on minus
I don't know how that happened
What would minus 500
You're running when it does include it in the total. Yes. Yeah, I don't know what's going on
Probably your name is too long for the record. I wanted to bet on red
to come out today. All right, come on. Hold it to continue. Hold it to continue. And then
we can get some of the loot, man. Because we've respond. I've got 15 tickets now. Yes. Well,
I think I said 15 tickets to start with. They were giving us some staff, right? Yeah,
you can reroll stuff. Hey, I don't don't start. I think I need to quit and rejoin.
I'm I'm bugged. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh,
um, hello.
Because when I picked up off, when I when I picked stuff up, is that what I said? Um, it
doesn't, uh, it doesn't show me the stuff.
It doesn't show me the stuff, man.
That's just how it is. No, man. I was playing earlier.
He's in. He's in.
Oh, Bob Alabama is in here.
What's up y'all?
Y'all let's go!
What's this?
Oh it's a shi-
Oh my gosh!
Okay, look!
What's that?
I got goblin plushie!
Can I pick up some stuff?
Oh it is, it's from uh...
Soltry!
The game's from...
Oh!
Here you go!
There's basketball!
Whoa!
Yes!
I think when we bring Mimmi...
See?
Chat apologized to me.
I told you that's not how it works.
Hello!
I need to talk about this.
Did I just buy something? Do I look different?
Because I opened a loot box.
Yeah, I think you look the same.
You got a treasure there.
Yeah.
It appears to not have done anything.
Oh, I like the basketball.
What do you have there?
I have a...
What the fuck?
I haven't been able to pick any.
Over here, you send me the bag.
I don't think I don't think they like that in
I'm right I guess what's up wait is this the dad's wait can you do that this is
definitely the dev hacking into our state right increase power of each item
hey hey no don't do it
I can't be sure.
Kate, how did you get a gun?
Oh!
I'm literally being bullied right now.
I'm literally being bullied.
No, my god!
Okay, your gun has flown out of the map.
Where did my gun go?
I spent money on that.
Good luck, Gamblet.
Thank you, Dev!
Thank you, Dev!
I just bought two things, but I ain't getting shit.
I
Yes
To me if I shoot with this gun of a body part it pays 33% of the quota
Really? So yeah, so if any of
I'm going to be first I didn't work it didn't work I wanted to hit us with your the smartest
I don't have any IDLE!
That would have been huge.
I made the decision.
Guys, I have a time machine that will take us back 60 seconds.
Let's go all the way right off the bat!
I have an adorable chunky cat.
Wait, you literally do.
Bro, I bought two of these mystery boxes. I think it's shit.
Well, I took one. I stole one. I stole one from you.
I was also buying mystery boxes.
You just gotta do that.
Guys, let's coordinate.
Let's all go all in at the same time.
And if we come out behind, we use the time machine.
I think that's very clever.
We should be doing this for the first time.
I think so.
I think everyone's 60 seconds to say it.
Wait, why do we have $100?
We have $1,000.
Yeah, we have $1,000.
For me, it says $100.
Guys, I think our game is broken.
I think our game is broken.
What does the cat do?
You know what?
I'll rewind time to before it was broken.
There you go.
OK.
There's nothing happening.
Let us see if we want to get a hold.
Let me try.
I don't know what this calls for.
You try, you try, you try.
When you're so touched, Star, if you're just
interacting with the sketchy guy.
Ready? Press on-stop. Press... report a bug.
On-stop? Yeah, but it's all boarded.
Alright, uh, remake? Remake?
Remake! Remake! Remake! Remake! Remake!
I mean...
I'm not in. I'm in. What's up y'all? Hello hello. Hello. Alright see you in the game
buzzers goodbye I was in discord we're back I see I see everybody I see a
thousand dollars can I suggest maybe let's not beat the shit out of each
other and buy a million items to start smart
They don't care. They don't care about me. They don't care about me at all.
Oh yes, and all my tickets are gone.
Yes. I think all of all of our tickets are gone.
you guys know
i want to be first
you guys know you have side quest to write
yeah poplitz
we're going to all of our baby yeah i don't know maybe we'll have the same one
our stuff our stuff
yes all right
okay okay
i'm going straight to it
i'll get your time machine doesn't work we use you some time machine that
is back to you
before you use this
to do it let's let's call it yeah let's call it on roulette yeah yeah
Oh, we do two big roulette bets, yeah?
So why not just put...
You could put everything on a low number.
Oh shit, I just used my time machine. I'm so sorry.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm going all on that on this track.
Wait, it was zero, it was zero.
Don't go all on red! Go all on a number, man!
We got a time machine! Take a risk!
Is it a zero? We just know it?
True.
Wait...
Cause...
Wait!
Why would you fucking genius spin it?
Use the time machine and then run it back
Yeah, okay huge
Okay, and then I'm gonna use it I've used it all in on 28
oh my god
oh my god
well I don't think we have any more time machines man
yeah sorry some of us got really nervous with our time machine
okay run it again I'm going back on 28
we have to go red
is this a time machine bet?
motherfucker
okay we're
okay we're
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
what's going on here bud
What's going on over here, bud?
I won. I literally won.
Good, good, good.
Four minutes.
Plus 360, we only have four minutes.
Oh, play.
I have to bet it on red and win!
You can't play these ones?
Motherfucker. Motherfucker, man.
Dealer, oh, oh, Blackjack.
Is it, boss?
Oh, it's...
We're back.
Okay, guys, we have four minutes.
How are we going to make this work?
We need to play high EV games.
19, stand.
Motherfucker.
Give me y'all, give me y'all.
What are you doing over here?
I'm good, you're good.
9 tips.
Come on, let's go.
60 hits.
Motherfucker.
We gotta play high risk, high risk.
Oh my god.
We're gonna be great trust.
670, oh my god.
Lug just hit, lug just hit.
Motherfucker, man.
I didn't even get to spend any of Lug with you.
I need a bloodwix money just now. Everyone's too fast with it.
Motherfucker.
Police man.
Guys, I gotta win it back. This cat scream is gonna be fucked up.
I gotta win it back.
I think we're gonna die.
Corey, I've lost all of our money, man. I've lost it all. I need to win it back.
I need to win it back right here.
Oh mother fucker, man
No, we don't kill anybody wait wait wait wait wait we just win it back there you go 3x
And then we double it we go again. We double it give it to the next guy
Yes, it's been a game that's even better than the jackpot
That's not bad, that's not bad.
You don't have any money.
How do we get us to spend all of our money as soon as we get it?
Two X, two X?
Send it!
Send it! No! It's too late, he was too fast!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
How are your money's in this?
It's so fast!
Oh my God!
Yes!
Okay.
Ryan's coming back.
Dude!
No!
Oh no. He's running away from the gun.
He's running away from the gun.
Guys, I think we have to pollute and kill him.
I can only steal the markup on Mark Leo.
I think it's either...
I think it's either Ludwig or Uso.
Three hundred seventy percent, three hundred eighty.
Okay. Like three hundred seventy is just a bad day that anyone can have.
But three eighty is like willful negatives, you know?
Three eighty is pretty bad.
Ludwig, what's your last word?
Ryan better with my money!
Ryan better with my money!
I didn't even get to bet with Ludwig's money!
You should honestly shoot me out.
I lost everything about myself in the casino.
I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back! I'm back!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh no!
Wait, wait, wait, he's back, he's back.
We can make it, we can make it!
We just need a couple good spins!
I didn't give it moment. You're just three doublings away from matching Elon Musk net worth
Wait 17 seconds
Ryan, what the fuck are you doing bro? You just lost 1.85k.
I didn't even, I was using my bad eye to gamble.
Oh my god, look at this. Look at this, look at this.
I made it in the positives.
Oh my god, we won!
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh my god, how did we do it?
We did it with our game.
Corey has no mouth.
Yeah, Corey.
Or you have no mouth and you in the game you sound like
Some of us were heroes that volunteered to be shot so that we could spend it on
No, you're chill you're chill
I can't smoke for some- oh, there it is.
I'm sorry, Chloe, I'm sorry.
Shoot your mouth off.
Dude, you're so funny.
Fucking monster.
I'm sure your mouth off, man.
I'm so sorry.
Fucking bro, we go home.
This is a great day of work, everyone.
Damn.
Shoot your mouth off.
I'm not like a math genius, but I'm looking at this.
I'm pretty sure we were down like a grand
and we just made up for it with body parts.
Some of us really carry towards the end with that grace don't even watch this this graph is so fucked up, man
Literally the day ended as I was having my come up the day ended as I was having my come up
I can't hear you I don't know what you're saying
No man, no!
You have no mouth.
Maybe just don't have a mouth forever.
Just buy some shit this time man.
Are you also, is half of your screen also dark?
Yes, you are also missing an eye.
Yeah, I'm also missing an eye.
Long treat that shit.
Love that.
Wait, well, Active prevents all loss nearby.
I still think the time machine strats the way to go.
I still think the time machine strats the way to go man.
No, obviously not dude.
I think the gun is where it's at.
We don't have the infinite body parts.
Without the gun we would have had nothing.
Okay.
Who's mouth efficient man?
Who's there?
Glory we don't know what you're saying man.
Hello.
Okay who got two eyes?
Who got two eyes?
I think
Good yeah, you seem okay. Yeah, you're fine
We can't hear you
I can't hear it good. They're going to say they're going to say he's glory. What did they say?
He he doesn't get it man. He doesn't get it.
I
Sir sir, what what what the fuck just happened?
No, I didn't I bet it and then someone knocked me while I was mid-blackjack head
Oh, and now I lost it.
You're fucked, lad.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Oh, shit.
money to double it I don't have any I know you were here the whole time
stop spending all the money at the same time we were over the corner that we needed it
minimum bet 54 all right don't shoot me don't shoot me don't shoot me don't shoot me don't shoot me
we have 40 dollars what happened
minimum invalid bet amount minimum 45 guys we can't play any games you need 45 to bet on anything
I think we got it.
Duck raises the wash by the way.
It's rigged against you.
We're back.
Gamble, Gamble, Gamble.
Oh god, I just, I'm one big, I'm one big.
Let's chill, chill, chill, chill.
We got a stash to work with. We got a stack.
We got a stack.
Don't burn it all. Just have some patience.
I got patience.
It's going to hang on a 14.
All right, not the way I would have phrased that.
Big ass vending machine, bro.
Fuck it. Max bet.
Invalid bet. We have six dollars. Guys, we have six dollars.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
you mother fucker man
Yes, I love D&D, Dice and Debt.
There's gotta be another way to make money in here.
Oh dude, you get the bat.
And you start whaling on people.
I need your money. Give me your money.
Oh my god, son, thanks for living with me at the door, I'm going to get a loan from you now.
Oh, what the fuck? 21?
I need, I need this one. One year old one.
I need one year old one.
This is fucked up.
I need one year old one.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
What the fuck? Where did my money go?
I got one.
What the fuck is this?
That's a single time today.
What is that?
Capture a winning player for extra profit.
I was winning so much and now we have zero dollars.
No, no, wait, there's a way, there's a way.
Uh, shoot, shoot Kate's eye.
Wait, why am I? Why me?
We have to go fast! We have to go fast!
We have to go fast.
We have to go fast.
you shot her body you shot her body okay no no no go to the wheel go to the
wheel and go oh no you can't show me we can win
wait wait wait where's my where what am I missing your body you're missing your
body I'm missing my body what the fuck man go to the wheel go to the wheel gamble
it all I'll take your picture after we win thank you thank you
we're gonna win do it again go go again go again okay that's not bad
Oh
I was I was the only person who came up with a possible winning strategy
You were at 1.8k!
The amount of times that we were at 6 was sobering.
Holy shit!
You guys saw that gambling kind of thing.
Like you guys really...
Have you ever been to a casino or something?
It's a line straight down.
What do you mean? I love going to the Ducks Walk.
walk. Throw her head in the pit. Let's get, let's get onto a new day. I want to know what
Cory thinks about this
If you didn't run when I told him to shoot your eye out, you wouldn't have lost your body.
I said shoot Yu-Sung's eye. I was the only one who was making money in the room.
1.6 kind of egregious.
1.67!
1.67!
I think we should shut the body part of the most negative player.
Wait, that's actually genius.
We need some rules to get discipline.
I
Love the idea that if you're the most minus you have to donate your body part because then we'll keep each other honest
I love that I love this idea
That's that's smart, but we could be way over the money
Alright, that's all we need then.
Get to throw the keys.
Oh, you need to get out of my vision.
Fuck, you took my shit.
Have you ever heard of this?
Ompa song.
Dude, the bong cloud is happening right now.
How did you know? How did you know?
Uh, learned chess instead of making friends during middle school.
No, I hear that.
Oh, yeah, brother.
cook up cook up this
yeah hell yeah
this is okay we got to play marge on rl sometime this is the vibe
smoking yeah
you have never been to a casino and now you're telling me to
fuck the fuck
that ragdoll made me like one of your
french girls
oh I'm holding
okay that's too real it's too real
it's way too real it's oh my God is that what it looks like yet a room
all right general chill chill chill we don't need the rush I have a triple or
lose your last win. Oh I love that. I would use that on a win. Yeah, that's a really low win.
Well brother, I'm just trying to farm my... I need to get a 10x to get eight tickets.
Yeah exactly. But also you have to be like over the minimum bet too, so you can get kind of
soft locked but this is like a real slot machine for me what's what's your
bonus objective yeah same I'm hoping to get 10 bucks on this oh wait
I'm a big up right now I'm betting a dollar every time until I get my jackpot.
I'm having a great time over here. I don't know what's wrong with them
Guys pretty soon, I'm not gonna have enough to bet a dollar
guy who still enjoys his mouth for the time being last been you get the gist yeah no i do
and we're all right all right we're on zero yeah maybe we just we would just reset the lobby
you saw you saw you saw shoot shoot you saw him in his arm
you shot Ludwig's mouth off and you broke the social code we were supposed to shoot you
I know exactly how the fuck I'm gonna play this one.
Wait, I think I just won huge.
Then we get our tickets.
We use our tickets to buy a time machine.
Yo!
Yo!
I mean the sounds are incredible
Can I get a 10x jackpot please?
Why is it so hard to get a jackpot in a slot machine world?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm in for a dollar each.
I want to get our bonus objective.
Oh, okay.
That's very, very well.
We need to get the main objective first.
Well, all I would do is raise my bed and lose faster, man.
Oh my god, wait, I can't even bet a dollar!
Oh my god, we're back, we're back, we're back!
Collude, collude, guys, guys, guys.
We got a minute. We got to double our money.
Okay.
You guys have no mouth. You guys have no mouth.
Yeah.
Yo, Lud brought us back.
Yo, shoot my arm, shoot my arm. Okay, take my arm.
It won't it won't I don't think I can shoot your arm. I'm all in
We went on seven or eleven
Where are you?
Oh, this is, this is awesome.
OHHHH!
DUDE!
STOP GAMBLING!
STOP GAMBLING!
Can I...
STOP GAMBLING!
STOP GAMBLING!
Hi.
How's it going?
You guys alright?
You've all lost body parts.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
We gotta go make the new lobby.
We're a da-
Okay, okay.
Fair enough.
I mean, it's a damn mess.
Three...
One...
Our friends hands are falling off!
Kate's making a new lobby.
Alright, alright.
Oh, perfect.
Oh wait, you guys lose all your money?
Yeah.
No, we actually made it.
We...
Some of us more than others.
Oh.
Yeah, who, who?
In a new lobby, it's like the progress resets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you go online on Steam Squeaks?
Oh yes, yes, yes.
We literally have not made it past day one, so...
Yeah, we didn't have a game.
No, no, we didn't.
We didn't have a game.
We didn't have a game.
Yeah, because you guys were waiting for me.
Obviously.
Exactly.
The king gambler.
Perfect timing.
I've heard.
Oh, I gamble every day.
I'm a huge gambler.
I think it's safe to say Usong is really bad at gambling, despite he's a martial
lord.
I have the fighting spirit though.
I think he's just addicted.
I think he's just addicted to ducks.
Can you bet less money on ducks?
You could but then the sheer euphoria that you get from winning at Ducks is not as big
I'll give you the rundown speaks, okay?
Okay, Ryan is betting a dollar on slots literally nothing
I literally did you not see me win the dice game and get us over 1.2k, so we actually made quota
Did I'm just giving the general vibe, okay?
That was smart $4,000 on ducks loses it off Corey has
I was not the last person. I was actually not in last in that in that last lobby and cable to see you this call
Unwarranted
Man hunks got that big brother style double talk what do we got here?
Oh
Ready to go bro
What color would you be?
Here we go, here we go.
What the shit?
I'll go talk to him from the elevator guy.
Genius.
Um, I wanna be...
I'll be purple.
I'm through, I'm through, I'm through!
Wow!
I didn't say it by the people who made the glass game.
Oh, carry the glass?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a bundle.
Oh.
White chocolate? White chocolate?
Oh!
That's literally go-tending, bro.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, right.
Yes!
Ah!
What the hell?
Are we like gambling we're not gonna tear our ACL what is this game?
This is creepy.
Oh, fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh shit he got it.
Damn!
He's got a dribblin' too.
Fuck it's so...
Everybody's never scored.
Are you gonna go outside?
Oh damn he's giving some low pressure.
Can I double bounce?
No.
Oh, he was right there. He's cleaning the damn glass.
Oh, damn, damn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Cory already... Cory has no mouth, man. What happened?
No, no, no, you have no mouth.
You can hear Cory.
On my screen, on my screen.
Not even fucking with you on my screen. He has no mouth.
Smoking weed?
Yeah, guys, I have a really good strat this time.
What the fuck?
Okay, what's the strat?
It allows you to stop and wash your bombs so you go to the booth and just swap.
I'll take that.
Check this out.
Okay, that was good.
I
Ever gonna get your items from the sketchy guy my my my gun
Can't be trusted with the items prevent okay, I have to bring all loss. I don't know what makes it active
I don't want to do it though because I feel like you feel a little bit of an amount of times
Sure
We're all going slots right?
We're all going slots
Oh let's freaking go
Slots right?
Literally genius, literally a genius play
That be instead?
Yeah
Oh no no no
Oh my god
You see that?
There's so much spinning
There's so much spinning
Oh don't spin him right?
Yeah
We're missing so much
I don't know if this will work.
Everyone starts spinning.
Go.
You're going to play some bit.
You're going to hit all.
You're gonna play some bet!
Shweeks, you're gonna hit all!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I'm gonna walk you!
It's not, it's not, it's not!
It's not, it's not, it's not!
That did nothing!
Holy shit, they're not gonna kill me today.
They're not gonna kill me.
I'm like, it's not.
I did almost nothing.
That was insane.
Wait, we have a thousand bucks.
I'm going to all in.
No, I didn't win.
No, oh my god.
Just go.
I have a little bit of...
Bro, bro.
...of the way.
I have $150 to work with before I get...
man is it not enough man
well that's rough
wait wait
wait I'm on fire I'm done gambling I don't want to get shot
bro just beat the mummies chamber
guys I'm gonna go ticket farming I'm gonna play all four slot machines at the same time
time until I get my jackpot excuse me I'm this my machine I'm I was trying to use all four
Someone just said y'all.
Wait.
He's...
The realization hits everybody differently.
Why'd you say it so negatively?
You should be saying,
wait, this game's actually just gambling?
Bro, I'm trying to quad-fist,
but people keep taking my machine.
Where's my fucking jackpot?
This one's hot. I'm all in.
Wait, this one's hot. I'm all in.
Oh my gosh, what a disgrace to see them.
What is this?
Stop, stop, stop.
What was that? What was that? Yeah, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, okay.
We can just leave. We can leave.
We can leave. Yeah, but why have we got an outing here?
We can just leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bet one on all the slot machines. Try to get 10x.
Oh, you can't. I'm feeling really...
Oh, yeah, I am. Go on.
All right, now.
This is awesome!
This is incredible!
I'm absolutely so fused with dopamine right now.
We need our 10X so that we get tickets!
Isn't there a second bank of slot machines? We can be double fisting right now!
Motherfucker, man!
for good luck break the curse 160 spin 20 seconds I'm all in
one more spin I can get one more spin I can give one more spin now with us
All right, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough.
Great day.
Everyone, great day, great day.
Absolutely great day.
That was a beautiful day.
Well played.
It was really good.
Father with two really carried.
Father with two really carried.
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
What did you do to hit the 1,000?
Oh, I just spun the wheel and put it all in and I got the 5X.
Holy shit.
Interesting.
I did that so many times and I lost 1,000.
Think about it.
Take a...
Fuck it, bro. I can't believe it was night time.
How long were we in there?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You guys eyeballing me in the front, man.
You ain't couldn't have noticed your last...
Oh!
Oh, oh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I was already dead!
What is that?
Get extra tickets because we did so well
We really did need our carry yeah, he's the chosen one
I'm telling you, I gamble every day.
He's the main character.
It's a gamble where you pick up your keys from school.
What?
Okay, maybe I can buy something.
Oh, we can buy cosmetics?
No, no, no, these are buffs for the game itself.
I've been for a chance to...
Take a ticket's all spent guys tickets are already spent
You got enough to read you can reroll if you want you can spend two tickets on a reroll
Let me go let me go to the casino all right the machines are hot. I don't want them to take my machine
What is it, it's a microphone?
What is it?
Bonus draw.
I used it on a use call.
Oh my god.
Go get in there!
Get in there!
Press one!
We gotta go!
That was really funny.
So you song bought it, Ludwig opened it, Squeaks picked it up and then used it.
Who's going for something heavy?
What the fuck is that?
Oh yeah!
I cast a buffer on you so we get bigger wins
oh you know I'm a dreamer but my heart is cold I had a runaway high holy fuck
Oh my god
Stop gambling! Stop gambling!
Where'd I have a loser if I don't
I lost half my money
One more spin I swear
One more spin
Oh my god
We can afford it, we can afford it
290
No more, no more, no more
Oh no
There's no reason to say we even got
Bonus objective
All right, I'm out I'm in I'm in the green that's all that matters to me
I'm in the green
Yeah
huge
Thank God I use a 10% draw
Wow, it would be so devious if they didn't let you leave till the day was done
There is no way we would have the impulse control the casino where they locked the doors wait what
I didn't you had was insane. Yeah, you sing and then it like doubles the amount you win or something
Yeah, so I was just singing in the middle of the wheels and your jackpots got multiplied
That's a ton of tickets
I bought last time I'll save this time
Okay, we patient patient. We're all in this together.
We're all in this together.
He passed.
Hear me out. I think we should re-roll.
Hear me out. I think we should re-roll.
Re-roll?
I agree.
I'm going to treat some maximum bet, and then we go all...
Oh, increased profit while drunk.
Wait.
I'm buying it.
Wait, spend it for us.
You have to buy it. You have to put it in that bin and buy it.
Wait, you know what we could do? You could combine the increase the limit with the three max bet. Oh shit
And then you could do a single bet of like a thousand dollars. Oh my god on one roulette number
How many days you didn't have to go pretty two thousand
Hundred minutes
I'm the opposite of father of two right now
You got two dads? Oh, there's your there's your there's your thing. Okay. Oh, thank you my dream
Who bought random item? Okay, wasn't me you saw it. I bought this one whatever you use it on
Yeah, it has to be whatever the highest
Press Q Q right now and your keyboard does that work?
You know it does. I will I will just slide him to you. I will just watch. Okay. Perfect. I'll be
Sorry, I guess so mad. Oh
Oh, we're already there so this is this is I prevent losing. Yeah
Okay keep talking
Stop gambling! Stop gambling!
That was supposed to be me!
What are you saying? That was supposed to be me!
I think she's having a stroke, man.
I want that! That was me!
Are you okay? She's drunk, bro! She's drunk!
Oh, she's drunk! Oh, I'm not drunk.
I'm not your voice was so crazy
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's a good idea
Well, we gotta win the eight extra tickets
I think he is negative on this.
Why am I the one with you?
Wait, wait!
Why don't you stand in the middle of the slot machine,
and then use your statue while Max bet?
Ooh!
Okay, okay, Max bet, Max bet.
Max bet.
Use it, use it, use it, use it!
Yes!
Oh my god, I'm going down!
It's over, it's over, it's over!
It's okay, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over!
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
What happened?
So what happened?
Oh my god.
Don't do anything.
I was just watching my number and it looked bad.
Wait, but we do still need our 10x.
I mean, we got 2 minutes and 30 seconds left.
Yeah, you're eating it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm hungry.
Are you still eating the machine?
I'm not asking shit.
Gabe, you sounded so funny when you were drunk.
Why am I so funny?
You sounded?
You were like, can you hear the blood?
And for me, I can't hear the blood.
Guys, I did it!
I did it!
Let's get out of here!
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Holy shit.
That's awesome.
We fucking took these crooks for all their worth.
We're kind of good at this.
They're having a hard out there.
That's alright, that's fine.
That was awesome, man.
Wait, bonuses help a lot.
It turns out the items are good.
Yo, great day at work, everyone.
Great day at work, great day at work.
Squeaks, you missed an hour of us going all in, losing.
Shooting someone in the face to get 500 bucks,
immediately someone else spends the money and loses it so we have to shoot
somebody else in the face to get 500 bucks
I was using the item, okay?
I didn't get to handle.
What's the damn level, Corey?
Some of us even know what you're trying to do.
Ow!
Why am I going to beat up?
Because I don't have a good A.O.E. for Corey.
I'm getting beat up with Corey.
I think I just lost two more dollars because of that.
Oh.
I think you're right.
What does Inbred love to eat?
I don't know.
Holy shit
You actually had an awesome day you son you kind of you brought yourself back a little
Holy fuck she had such a God spawned.
Yeah, yeah you need that.
Mystery box? Thanks.
Good purchase or a very less loss.
My wifi mystery box you saw?
We should re-roll, re-roll, re-roll.
Re-roll, re-roll.
I know but it's...
Both at time? Well I could have increased profit nearby.
Yeah, grab it and sing, grab it and sing.
I think you're bad at gambling.
You never know.
Yeah, yeah
Let me in let me in
I don't I don't understand how in the end it said you were negative 600. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's because I used a golden spin
While you singing I can increase the
Jesus Christ, well, so let me think about this
Jesus Christ
It's not me. It's not me with the mic.
Second floor!
The second floor!
Okay, everyone, chill. Chill, chill.
Because we gotta scope it out first to see what kind of games they've got.
I have a statue it implies it's a five-fours
Okay, okay, okay
What the fuck is this?
Wait wait wait wait wait
I'm all in!
No, you're a strain, restraint.
Nah, fuck it, I'm all in.
I'm cashed out.
Oh, you did you did get the win there
Squeaks my hero you saw this game is so sick
Wait, okay, what happens when you get drunk your winnings increase
Increase profit while drunk. Hey, I actually trust you a hundred percent on this side of the penguin game
I don't understand what the pain is it has a chance to fall every time you step, but the further it gets the more money you get
Yeah
I know I know I don't go again. You got the hot hands
That's right happens it happens keep it up
I hope you can play.
What the hell is this, man?
Guys!
Guys, stop the money!
Stop using the money!
We got it!
We got it!
We got it!
We have enough!
We have enough!
We have enough!
What do we have enough?
Who is doing this to me?
It's Greenberg!
It's Greenberg!
It's Greenberg!
It's Greenberg!
It's Greenberg!
Well, that's great!
Greenberg!
Hold on.
Core isn't negative.
Core isn't negative.
Everyone's calling me.
I am a negative.
I am a negative.
I will do it.
Stop saying, stop saying, buddy.
Nobody's taking any money.
Are they trying to spend money right now?
I'm up!
I'm way up. I'm way up.
Let's stop. Stop our money.
I want this money for us.
Push him out. Push him out.
Okay, okay, okay. We made it. We made it.
We did it. We did it. We did it.
We don't have a gun.
I think someone has a gun.
He's right back in.
Run away.
He is spending years.
Oh my God.
You have to stop.
You need to stop.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. No. Let's go. Let's go.
Stop it! Get in here!
Get in here please!
Please!
Bro, we got 300 bucks to play with.
Please don't stop it! Stop it please!
I've been really good game for $300.
I lost. I lost. I lost. I lost. I lost.
Oh my god, we made it! We fucking made it!
Oh my god.
We did great today. We did great today.
What a rush.
I'm talking on the run though.
What the fuck?
We lost so much money.
It's the 9,000
They do need to make a way to drag someone out like if two people get team up and drag a person out of the casino
Wait, it probably is the baseball bat you're right
You could have that for a better quality.
The penguin game is so good.
It's great.
It's actually...
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god.
I'm so slow, bro.
Huge.
Yes.
You got a gun.
Oh my god, I can't afford the camera
Oh my god
You can pick somebody up after knocking them down with a baseball bat huge
You do that
Yeah, test it right now
Yes.
Produts that wasn't yours, man.
Wait, what?
My shit's pretty long.
That was you song's thing.
Why would you do that?
What?
Hey.
You get ticket on profit?
Oh, this is just if I win.
That means you have to win, yeah.
Hey, we need to double our money.
But the Penguin game, Cory, it's called...
I'm pretty good.
I'm pretty good.
You got the alcohol.
Whatever you want to play, let me hack the keypad so we can increase the max bet.
Oh my God.
Yes.
The only thing is, if it goes wrong...
It won't go wrong.
They can't even get in the damn elevator.
They're jacking each other.
We gotta do penguin.
There's a jacket on a Lamborghini!
I can't press the button.
Okay guys, we need to wait 10,000 here. We need to really lock in.
Okay.
We got it.
Cory, Cory, Cory, I'm going on the penguin.
Immediately every man for themselves.
where's penguin game wait wait rng maybe it's downstairs this time maybe it's
downstairs oh shit Center floor it's Center floor bad spawn bad spawn for
penguin okay all right Kate I'm gonna hack the keypad on this one you're
ready okay holy shit we can bet we can bet three grand on this beast
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Nooooo!
Go, go, go!
Go again, go again!
Oh my fucking god.
Who had the best it to 1.6 here?
here huge huge we're back we're back
go go go go go you're still drunk you're still drunk there's still hope
did you go all in on the penguin we have zero dollars there's gotta be a
way to get a little scratch is gonna be a way to get a little scratch wait for
to die down
I didn't do anything
You were drunk
I think it's GG yeah I think I think we should sell Ryan are you I'm literally top-fragging
I am on my screen.
What?
What?
Squeaks is at the top.
Really?
I'm 1.64k.
Oh, he's at 4k.
Oh.
There's a, wait, the leaderboard on the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For me, you're zero.
We're gonna go to the different floors to sell Ryan.
Wait!
Yeah, go to floor one.
Come in here.
Come in here.
Who's the guy?
Can you sell?
Can you sell?
I
So comforting now before we lost all of our money
I think it's the lobby lobby lobby lobby lobby. Oh shit
Oh, yeah
They're got to be the guy
Reception dude here. There's some issues in the lobby. This isn't a drill
They're got to be a guy
Where's the guy I'm selling all of these organs
Well, I'll keep
Under this light, maybe
Lamborghini Lamborghini a lot of Lamborghini you don't want to smoke well you
can't sell them he grabbed me I didn't do anything you were drunk
it's it for us so where's the guy steps in check this I think we have to have
I'm literally top-fragging and nobody wants me. I am top-fragging on my screen chat back me up
You're screen's wrong you are hey you have your plus zero on my screen
Here's what I feel about you Corey
Oh shit, I'm free
Hello
That thing where it's a giant cornfield with a ditch. Yeah, a hundred percent
God I would hate it if someone picked me up
I told you I told you to stop drinking
Yippee!
Guys, it's my bed. It's my bed.
You're the smartest one. The smartest guy I've ever met.
Blame it on your drunk wife.
It's my type.
Do something with my body.
It's funny every time.
This is so sad.
Oh, I'll have to do that.
Ragnol, bottom.
Oh!
Escape this.
I don't know.
You used to wear a robber casino like a heist.
Oh, the gun, maybe.
I think you can shoot the guys with a gun.
Let's shoot the Patreons.
What?
Sorry, I'm thinking of ideas.
Excuse me, you didn't do anything.
I didn't feel right about it.
Guys, where are you going?
I was going to flip you off.
I'll never forget this run.
It was nice.
You did go crazy at the beginning.
Yeah, look at this, the hard carry.
Imagine if we won, though.
I mean, that would have been crazy.
Shout out to everyone who went positive, though, seriously.
Bro, 145 you can't even buy a Nintendo Wii, alright?
You're talking like you have problems with it.
Oh no, Wii!
We all went positive.
Oh my god.
I'm the monster.
I'm the monster.
Yeah, the penguins got the best of you, eh?
I think it's the dronkness.
I'm back, gamers, I'm back.
Yeah, do you have a clue?
Is there anything to know?
great news it's a new day guys
it's a new day and a new ticket
get water with the wrong way
oh no
no alcohol
what is this
okay
grab some shit
mystery box
frugal
it's only mystery box bro
we roll
we roll
i mean
Oh, my God, I'm getting logged by speaking.
Oh, can you do our shirts for skins?
What the hell?
My defense is OP, bro.
Hey, stop the ball in front of me.
like an air ball.
Oh, the fucker.
Sorry, sometimes someone's just got to come lay down the law.
Nice try.
OK, let's go gamble.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, gambling.
I forgot about the gambling.
Oh, hell yeah.
You got up, bro.
You got a piece.
Oh, let's go.
Come on.
OK, so we're going chill mode again.
We're going chill mode.
Yeah, we're going chill mode.
We don't have a gun, but I think
we can hold people accountable through the efforts
of public change.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, my item.
Oh, we haven't got a gun.
Oh, my god.
We've got a gun.
I am shooting the last piece.
We should put squeaks in charge of the gun because he was the highest earner in the last run
I feel like that shows he's all allowed it. I'll allow that
Okay, squeaks, I want you to know don't it would be so funny if you just shot me it would be so funny
I'll show
Don't don't bad watch this. Okay, you just want a ton of money. Yeah, take that and triple it. Oh my gosh, really?
Yeah, or lose at all. I think God in the back.
Oh, this is a riot. That's how I got by this.
Yes!
Oh, we're rich.
Holy cow.
And we hit the challenge we can go. Let's go. Let's get out of here, bro.
Where's you son of a-
No, no, no.
Let's leave. Let's leave. Let's leave.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't even get to gamble.
I hit Blackjack on a max bet.
I didn't even get to gamble, dude.
Wait, I didn't even get to use my gun.
That's good.
That's good.
What do you mean your gun is my gun?
Wait, you can gamble here.
Oh, you can gamble outside.
Wait, wait, let's do it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
It's Blackjack.
Oh, wait.
Is this a bomb?
This is definitely a bomb, right?
I don't see that.
They're like, you know, well, it's not supposed to be okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, but new innovation in Casino Devillery put some tables outside waiting for your Uber exactly.
When people try to leave, they're like, Oh, I might as I left the casino.
I might as well gamble a little bit more.
You can get a free ride with one single hit.
it yeah dude this my easy graph I was square at the end I was genuinely I was
sorry it's just math it's math
Oh my god, it's so spinning me
This is going to be funny as fuck.
This is going to be funny as fuck.
Oh
That's you
Fuck, I mean, I'm-
Wait, no way, you watch for me.
I'm playing like- I'm playing like the Phillies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, pitch it to the man.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I hope you didn't buy a new mystery box.
Kate, I couldn't- someone literally fucking killed me before I could.
I- I threw away the mystery box.
How did you get your mustache?
What is that? Fuck, you give a dick.
I can't see myself
I
You guys
You got a retriever from this fellow Ryan filleting like you saw and then he I came up with a beard. Oh
Ready you're going yeah exactly like the art
Ryan blow with you guys I got this to worry
Okay, you can play multiple machines at the same time while you're drunk
Oh shit!
No!
Oh, we're good, we're good.
No, we're not.
I-I'm gonna-I'm gonna beg for it.
I'm gonna beg for it.
What?
Oh, people-
Sorry, I-
No, you beg-
Wait, I'm still playing!
We're not-we're gonna make-
We're not-we're not over anymore.
We're back! We're back!
We're back!
We're clear!
We're clear!
We're clear!
We're clear!
We're clear!
Okay, we're clear we're clear we're clear
Wait now we got too much money we got a gamble a little bit of this
I
I think we're getting a little bit of a little bit of confidence in here and I feel like, you know, I've seen one person walk in and spend 9k in about two seconds.
True, true, true, true, true.
I think we have, I think we have Floor 2.
Nice to meet you.
Yo, hear me out, Divide and Conquer.
We send the best gamblers to floor two and the the bronze gamblers stay on floor one
I think we all have to be on the same floor because I don't think we can
Allowance is a good idea
I think just everyone gets to bet no more than a thousand dollars what the fuck
I'm guarding the shop for the IGL.
It's weird.
Oh, thank you.
Like you're hitting us.
Well, it shouldn't, it shouldn't lug me.
The other...
All right, lug.
You can go in.
Lug.
You can go in.
Okay, okay.
Reroll.
Reroll, really?
Yeah, these suck asses.
Oh, hey!
That's amazing.
How did you do that?
Okay, I'm going to now run into the camp.
If you want to reroll now, you can.
I don't think so.
Oh, my God.
Good guys.
It's like the, it's the sphero cytology.
It's the Spira Scientology!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh shit, there's another bat!
There's another bat!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm in there.
Get his weapon, get his weapon!
Get this arm!
Let me go, I just want a gamble!
I just want a gamble!
I just want a gamble!
Yeah, it worked, I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I couldn't believe you so actually got another...
I don't think I
I'm not sure I'm not sure you can sell your body parts here. Oh
tickets
Tickets you can body shred
All right, but if I put you if I go in there will you please just take my eye
Get me, get me, get me!
Get the hope, get up!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
No, no, no, no!
I want to make sure it's right. I'm doing eye?
What if- what if- what if there's only two eyes? There's only two eyes!
I'm actually-
There's only two-
Yo!
Okay, okay.
Man, so you can span, you can bring it back as well.
Go back in, go back in.
If I go blind, I'm gonna freak out.
Oh, no, you're right! You're right!
No, so if we got good items, we could go all in and then buy back our body parts later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Wait, this is crazy.
Guys, what about a daily limit of $1,000 spent? Don't spend more than a rack.
Okay, a rack each.
I love my body! I love my body!
I love every single part of our body.
I don't know if I'm being held.
you saw I'm stuck on the uh oh here with the bat with the bat where's the bat
no I need to be good I take the answer I unstuck my stuff here chuchu chuchu
all right one grand each a Morgan down 1,000
houses you kind of cut out at the end yeah well how about a thousand yeah no
I think you're allowance
We don't have
Who's gonna hold first you guys do that I gotta get I gotta do street craps
What's happening?
Let's go out of here eyes. I'm watching people bet. I don't know what happened
You hit the bed button here pick up the dice and throw them bro. We got it. We gotta get a seven on street cracks
Oh, I see. Oh my god
I lost though it's got to be on the first roll first roll
I did it! I did it!
Yes!
You were still joking?
I was still spinning anymore there, man.
Guys, we got our 7. We got our 7.
I know, I just started the game so I should have ended it.
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
I believe you, I believe you.
God damn it.
Huge.
Man, we have floor 2 tomorrow.
I'm actually cracked at Penguin Game.
Oh my god.
It's so over.
It's so fucking over.
I think Penguin Game is a scam.
I'll give up one eyeball tomorrow
Just for more tickets. Yeah, yeah for synergy. Yeah
I don't I don't I like my eyes
But I might like the more you might like tickets more than your eyes
Can I just say our social code is a little warped because when you're in last and they're gonna take one of your eyes
But you have no incentive not to keep sending it, you know, that's a good point
That is a good thing back your eyes
What if he's trying to socially ostracize the last place person?
Okay then, I will never be able to get him again.
We had misaligned incentives.
I gotta make more money back.
I gotta make more money back.
I ain't about your computer right now.
We're spawn of all time.
Oh my gosh, we're in the wrong way.
Motherfucker!
Oh my god, you saw it.
I think these are better, I think these are better.
We should take both of you guys out of Yusuf.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Voluntary yourself, Yusuf.
Hit him, hit him, hit him.
Voluntary yourself, Yusuf.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We're taking his eyes?
Get him.
Get him.
Open this ladder.
Open this ladder.
It's open, it's open, it's waiting for him.
It's messed up with the power dynamic.
That's awesome, that's awesome.
That's so awesome.
Come on out, buddy.
Order the flies, motherfuckers, you.
You get the game.
That's so sweet.
Oh, and the almighty taunt shell of a patient on the back.
Very funny.
Luckily, nothing like that will ever happen to me,
so I don't have to worry about the ramifications of that.
Can someone give me my eye back, please?
We have nine tickets now.
I mean, we're not going to take your eye
and then not spend the tickets.
Let's be realistic here.
Unfortunately, I think you guys
know it is not fair.
You're okay, you're okay, you're okay, you're okay, come on out.
Fuck it, pick him up, put him in the car.
We spent your tickets.
Really funny that you sold me for parts, everyone.
Okay, you buy a random item every round.
That's true.
Yeah, but it's carried us, it's gotten us this haul.
Oh man.
guys he's getting big designs I think we need to take his body
oh we got a gun oh shit oh shit
my gun I get my book yeah
what do you get? Pied Machine! Bet you wish you could go back to when you had two eyes
hey
I can't do it!
Oh shit.
Moneywheel?
Oh dude, all three are the moneywheel?
Wait, wait, wait.
Do it, do it, do it.
Oh shit!
Get 10x, brother.
Yeah!
Oh shit!
Don't rewind time!
you on time, that's fine.
What's happening?
I don't know.
Oh.
Wait, we made it! We made it!
I didn't even gamble.
I didn't even do anything today.
I just watched a dude play a slot machine.
I mean, I fucking gotta play whatever the fuck this is, at least...
out of here for real. We're in 19K, we're in 19K! We have enough tickets to get you some
die-back. Yeah! My eyes! Where's Ryan? Where's Ryan? Ryan!
What does- I- I don't even- I don't- How does this game work?
Dude, we gotta go! How does this one work?
Oh my- Oh my- Jesus Christ. It's so over.
How does it- Can somebody tell me how it works and I'll leave?
If you cash out one first, you cash out one ever.
Oh my- You think I'm money? I never would buy it.
Yes get it twisted my rock it crashes immediately every single time
We cannot go.
We what?
Who's spending money?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
All right.
Let's go.
We made it.
We made it.
Let's go.
I have a friend who lost $400,000 on that game.
No way.
Yeah.
But it turned out he became one of the most successful YouTubers.
And he's Mr. Beast, I don't know if you're sure.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you mean Jimmy?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I worked out for that guy.
I worked out for him.
From the X-Men?
Yeah, that was him.
Let's go. Look at this. That was big. Do we do the challenge? I don't think we had one.
Weird. Thanks for watching your lives. Oh, no problem. You can get it back. Apparently
we did do the challenge oh hi roller okay huge w plus four a you saw get me
You grab a bunch of your i-bats.
Get in the saw factory quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go quick before they spin all the tickets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get another hat.
My eyes.
No, not another hat.
My eyes.
My eyes, my eyes, my eyes.
Get in there.
Get in there.
What?
I'm getting in there.
The Pedestrian posting?
What's that?
What?
Oh my god, you took his mouth.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
All right, that's really funny, though.
That's really funny.
Oh, dude, so many tickets to spend.
We've been throwing Zed in the basketball match.
Good shot, Smash.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, right here, monster.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
From downtown.
I don't think you can throw that far, can you?
Oh my god.
Oh
Wait, wait, can you crouch here and I'll jump on your head? Yeah
Okay, okay
He's kind of making a little bit of noise he's probably saying do it do it
That's what the timber wolves did to the nuggets man.
I think we should give him the mouth back.
Okay, you want your eyes or your body, you kind of got to pick.
My body, you dick.
Alright, welcome back.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Okay, great.
We can use an AAPI month after one.
Yeah
They spent his eyeball money they spent
I don't know bro, put it on the rocket game, put it on the rocket game, all in on the rocket
game.
I don't know how the rocket works.
There you are, watch this, I'll demonstrate for you on a minimum bet.
You play, you cash out, you cash out when you think you've had enough.
Oh shit he's a very grand for free he didn't lose the money yeah he had a golden a golden
ticket. I saw that. I saw that. This better be. Oh, that okay, okay. Oh, that's huge.
What? 9,000?
What's wrong? Are you up here?
Hey! What are you doing?
It's over.
I'm doing one the saddest single-potenko ball.
It's over again.
Oh my god, what's this?
I have no idea.
Apparently I- Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, we win those.
Oh, is it over or under?
Alright. I'm in for Max Bet.
You know, it's the-
You're threatening me with a gun while it's happening.
Oh
Guys I just won $9,000
Did you really I did you should cash out I did
Shoot him shoot him
Put it on the fucking huge put him in the crystal
Okay, I think I'm making money. I think I'm making money. I think I'm making money
I'm literally top-ragging
Where's the rocket game mother fucker
Well, I'm down here. I'm down here
Holy fuck. Holy fuck my heart. My fucking heart.
Guys, we're almost there. We need five grand.
Yeah, let's fucking go!
Oh shit! Oh shit, lock in!
I'm so good!
I'm not gonna- you do it, three grand hand motherfucker!
You're not gonna be in the green still!
You're still in the negative, so you gotta do three grand hand.
Oh, guys! We got there!
Big gas out!
Gas out!
Dude, I'm like standing- oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Use all gas out! Gas out!
I'm in the elevator. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. My heart rate went up to 94
My heart rate went up to 94
I did a half max bet on blackjack immediately got blackjack
He's an elevator behind you, bro.
You saw.
Come on.
Holy fuck.
Where is you saw?
Make a stop, make a stop.
Shoot him.
Shoot him with a gun.
Fuck it, I'll do ballplay one more real quick.
fuck it I'll do ball play one more real quick
I WANT I WANT GO GO GO
Up from there. Oh shit
We're gonna unlock floor three now this is insane
I think a gun is a really necessary tool
Yeah
Guys if that was vanilla too there were no items on that one
Yes.
You doing?
I'm guarding.
Oh, shit.
What?
Oh, fuck, you got me.
Oh, my God.
You spent it before I could buy my eye.
Squeaks.
Squeaks, you're looking at trench code now.
This is going to be in a tuxedo now.
Really?
Wait, somebody, somebody ragdoll.
Oh, my God.
Wait, somebody ragdoll.
Let me see this guy.
Take me over to this guy.
I want to see him.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
this guy I want to see him
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
pick him up pick him up
pick him up
pick him up
pick him up
pick him up
pick him up
wait can you grab a bat Ryan?
can you fucking pull me down before I spew it
I'm locking in I'm entering a meditative state for gambling yes I'm ready to
gamble wait how much is an eye cost seven seven seven okay third floor third
no third floor second floor no bro I finally feel normal I'm all in oh fuck
I'm not all in. That's that's way too much money.
All our money.
Did he win?
I don't think he won.
What is going on man?
I haven't played yet.
Oh fuck, 13 versus 9 I hit.
Oh it's alright, we win it back on the next one.
huge double the bet.
Oh, shit.
Would you would you take?
What did it take?
I shot your body.
I'll let you be in talking.
Somebody pick me up.
You're going to take it.
Somebody pick me up, please.
What happened to Ryan?
you shot my body off because I lost thirty grand at blackjack
well stop getting the cash out button because you keep moving me away
oh my god if this is what love is
don't watch the fucker
what the fuck
catch me out
i'm up
catch me out
what the fuck is that
a screen just came down
oh shit
oh never mind
oh fuck
can you take me to a table at least so i can
where the fuck man
are you holding me
It was what's this work under under under under Ryan
Get out of my way. It's obviously under
No, it's on there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Shit, oh shit guys we gotta make a big play though
Yeah, you know zero dogs guns. Oh
Oh, no, not we go down to zero dollars.
It's easy.
It's easy.
Everyone give me your eye.
Give me your eye.
All we have to do, put it up to 99.999 and then bet on over.
I shot your mouth.
I missed.
I want to get there.
Put it up on 99.999 and then just bet the over.
You think? I think we're hiding here.
I think we should hide.
Oh, I mean, there's not much weed, but I appreciate it.
And I still smoke.
You got to go all in.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Can you smoke into my mouth?
That cat.
Oh, that's insane.
That's insane.
That's insane.
It's black.
OK, OK, OK.
Someone shoot me.
Shoot me.
Oh, my God.
I'm actually in the bush.
I think our game crashed
Hello
Gamers
You guys still in the game
Hello, are you out of the game I got kicked out of the game.
Oh, wait, that's should we make a new lobby where we're kind of screwed on this one anyway.
I think I'm capped on time either way.
The timing was pretty good.
I think literally the dev tried to talk in our lobby and crash the game.
Oh, I think he did.
Butchers, look at the sun.
Oh, damn.
I also heard that.
All right, call it.
All right.
Damn, how do we do things?
Got a little out of control towards the end there.
Yeah.
You said some things in the heat of gamble.
I realize you kind of just need to shoot people's bodies, not their
mouths, because they can still go all in with no mouth.
I was gambling just when she was holding my head.
That's true.
You were mini-me or something.
Did anybody else have their body parts harvested so that Squeaks could look like a redneck
or something?
Did anybody have that happen?
Yeah, but then we went eye for an eye, dude.
You freaking hit me in the eye.
Yeah.
You hit my eye for what?
And then the whole world is blind.
Really easy to do the last thing.
I couldn't believe Ryan lost 50,000.
And then the whole world is blind really easy lesson games. I lost 50,000
Easy coming
That's a good freaking game. It's pretty fun pretty silly
Maybe we can play more in the future together
Let's go I cannot thank you so much for
Coming and playing with me guys. I appreciate of course
with the invite. Thank you so much. Thanks for the games. Thank you. Hope you guys have
a wonderful day. Likewise. Later. Bye bye. Bye bye. I didn't really have much of a choice
but it was still fun. I will send you over to my wife's stream. What's your CS rank?
Chibli? I'm not even joking. Chat, tell Chibli how today's CS went.
Better. It was insane. He's crazy with the AWP.
I top fragged like every game.
23 kills, one round? Yes, man.
You quick-scoped somebody?
Are my confidence with the AWP is through the roof, man?
Of course, Chivley, of course.
You got to get that e-load down from 8.4, though.
You got to sit in the fives with Corey and I.
Stop eating lobster with the mobsters.
Start eating shrimp with the wimps like us.
Anyway, I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
And I'll be back on Monday.
Have a good weekend, everybody.
Later!