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What the fuck do you mean you just watched the apartment and what is Shirley McClain's
problem. Out of all the people in the movie, why would you pick on Shirley
McClain? Give me an itemized list of your problem with Shirley McClain's behavior,
please.
Nobody has anything, exactly.
Nobody has anything.
I ain't seen it.
It's worth watching, to be honest.
It's back in the day where people used to have real jobs, like you would stand in the
elevator and then someone in a hat would come in and be like, floor 15, please, and then
you would press floor 15.
Wasn't she cheating on her husband or am I misremembering?
Bro, she's fucking single.
She's literally, she's being taken advantage of by the boss of the company, by the boss
of apartment incorporated.
She's literally the first woman in New York City to eat Chinese food.
It's the first time on film that an American woman eats Chinese food.
I would bet everything I own on that.
You look Bulgarian?
I literally believe that that's true.
I'm not saying I am Bulgarian,
but I literally believe that's true.
I think I look like Cardio Baserutin a little bit.
Let me see, Baserutin, where are you from?
The Netherlands, well, he could be from the Netherlands,
but have like some Bulgarian nitrogenous bases
or whatever in there.
Baserutin, nah, I've decided I don't look like
like baserudin at all.
Now that I look at it.
Anyone else fill out their census?
Nosey-ass government men?
Asking me all sorts of personal questions.
It felt bad when they were like,
What's your heritage? List all options that you know of and I said
Canadian next.
I just don't know, man.
The end.
But I will say they ask you,
but I don't want to, because the Canadian government has had a
sorted history of trying to get like software off the ground without it
costing for some reason like a hundred and thirty five trillion dollars for a
like I don't even know what we're using a rive can for it doesn't make any sense
to me but long story short they ask me who lives in my house and I tell them
and then they ask me who they are so I say this is me this is my wife this is my
daughter and then they say okay your daughter uh who are her parents and I go
you're not going to believe this is me and my wife. And then they go, okay, what's your heritage
and your wife's heritage? And I put it in and they go, what's your daughter's heritage? And I'm
like, surely, surely you can figure this out. There ain't nothing else popped up. It's not like
she got like a spontaneous little dose of like, like some Cuban genes in there somewhere. That's
That's not how it works, man.
They should just be able to do the math, man.
You don't know that?
I mean, I could cut out the Canadian part of put Cuban in.
I don't see a situation where she do, I mean,
just because we happened to take a cruise
when she was incubating or something like that,
and she doesn't become Bahamian, you know?
This is not anti-adoption.
They said, who are your daughter's genetic parents?
They should know.
They're double checking at the option they ask you.
Have you ever done, no, you're 14.
I'm sorry, I'm arguing with a 14 year old kid
from the Philippines.
I know you haven't done the Canadian census.
They ask you 100 questions about who everyone
in your house is and how they got there.
I'm arguing with a 14 year old kid from the Philippines.
I'm lowering my blood pressure manually.
My Chinese girlfriend is very disappointed you can't eat seshuang and are no longer 10% Chinese tell your Chinese girlfriend
First off that she's a person to me before just being like identified as Chinese girlfriend, which is crazy sentence
Tell you there's some mala on Saturday, and I was fucking popping off. I think I built up a tolerance to it to be honest
I kind of went beast mode on the Malatang Pop the mala I'm sweating I was sweating a
little bit but it was good man God not the CS no play the book the cozy game
where you're a librarian in the Alps who sorts a bunch of books that may or may not have been
made with generative AI. Please, please, please. We need more cozy games. Oh, we need more farming
simulators. Oh, we need more games about trains. My wife loves that game. Where's your wife from?
Sorry, Bob, are you listening?
Bob, wait one second.
Bob Food 2.
Kind of crazy because there's a Bob loves Thai food
in Vancouver.
I don't know if that's your joint,
but Bob Food 2 is a name that certainly, I mean,
it evokes it.
It's evocative.
Yes, we are both here.
That's crazy
I'm literally gonna learn Mandarin my wife and I are gonna take Mandarin classes
I know it seems like the kind of thing that like no, we're not yes, we fucking are
And might take me I don't know like 28 years to learn how to say like my name is or whatever, but
It don't matter
Op today. If Corey wants to play when he wakes up, I don't know if he wants to play as well.
We got to, I got to convince my good friend Corey to buy an op, man. I'm telling you Corey
with an op would be unstoppable. I would go back to M4. Would you put yourself in the
top 10 for most peri, perisocial chats on this website? Are you bugging kidding? Are
Are you joking?
Absolutely.
The 10 most parasocial chats on this website
are people who come from those streams to my stream
and ask me, I'm not gonna name any names,
but they'll say some shit that's like, hey,
like out of pocket, completely contextualized
reference to another stream or stream
that I've never discussed before in my entire life.
Those are the most parasocial.
I can't imagine living your whole life exclusively revolving around someone else's stream.
That's madness.
People in here work.
Now they might work from home, but they work, many of them anyway.
No, not Squeaks.
Squeaks has, I don't think Squeaks' chat is parasocial.
I think Squeaks' chat, they bully him.
They just bully him a lot.
I feel bad for Squeaks every, I mean not like,
cause he's in on the joke,
but I feel bad for him every time, no matter.
He'll say something that's like eight and a half
out of 10 funny and people will just tell him
to like shut the fuck up.
Like they're mean, man.
But that's the vibe that, I don't know if it's the vibe
he wants, it's just the vibe he's cultivated.
I am, we all are victim of the same,
the same site, let's put it that way.
They are kind of like evil chibli.
They're kind of like evil chibly chatters.
Once I get, I gotta all tab out of Discord
real quick to ban a newbis.
I will not be playing a newbis ever again.
Thoughts on the Hanta virus?
So-called empath who uses the deaths of three individuals
to make a joke about the Northern Lion super cruise.
It's a little, I mean it wouldn't be me, let's put it that way, I think like most human life
is precious or whatever.
It's literally the first dust we've played in weeks, man.
This is a dream come true.
Caffeine status, caffeinated, heart rate, you should be able to tell your blood pressure
with your smart watch.
I don't care if the number's made up.
I just want a baseline. I'm at 71 right now.
Watching NL, well, Claude makes slides for me at work.
Can I say something? Generative AI is a soulless tool to be using,
but it's literally morally okay to use it.
Hey, don't kill me.
It's morally okay to use it to make slides, because slides are not, it's not real.
You were not put on this earth to make PowerPoint pitch decks to try to solicit investment.
You know how I know it's not real work?
Because I see motherfuckers doing it on airplanes all the time.
The only people doing real work on airplanes are literally flight attendants.
pilots, I said what I fucking said. Okay? You've had it too good for too long. Now the
flight attendants are working their asses off.
There's a bee, there's a bee.
There's a bee, guys, still got so much.
Sometimes it's good just to keep the heart rate up.
Now imagine how good that grenade would have been if it actually made it in, bro.
Oh shit, MVP!
Oh shit.
PowerPoint is so effective at communication.
Imagine reading memos like it's 1970.
Beelguigga, you probably put the cover sheet on your TPS report every single time, right?
Literally, I'm so glad that only a couple of times a year do I have to sit in like a
Zoom call while someone puts slides on the screen and then reads all the text off the slides.
The only thing worse than it is when someone presenting the slides is like they think they're
actually giving, one second I need to concentrate, they think they're giving a TED talk and they
start doing like Hans Rosling style like transitions and animations and stuff like that.
I'm like bro what does this say about shareholder value?
You guys got this right? I mean I did my part.
Bombs on the catwalk. I need to zoom out my radar as people have been bullying me to do for years now.
Did you see my fucking reaction time bro?
I'm fucking popping!
This is crazy man!
That felt so good!
That felt amazing!
Holy shit!
Anyway.
Let's go.
Yo, Gweego, are you guys handling the, uh, the SpaceX IPO?
Where did he go?
Fuck it, we push.
We got superior firepower.
Mods?
That, I ran out of ammo.
They need to give this shit an extended mag.
Is finals week bro chill? Oh shit if it is finals week if you're in college.
Ground lost huh? 99 and 3!
Ninety-nine and three.
Insane.
It's finals week if you're not in college?
No the fuck it isn't, bro.
If you're in like Canadian high school, this is just Monday.
You don't start your finals till like the first week of June.
Yeah, nice one.
Bro, why are you- don't deagle over my shoulder when I got that fucking noob tube.
Watch cat, you piece!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, nobody's watching cat.
I'm watching, and then you fucking died.
You had the audacity to die.
After, oh my god, what are you doing?
I'm bouncing on it because of your misplays.
I'm bouncing on it.
Good job, Orange.
I trust you.
come on
you see him
honestly I would have played it the same way I can't be mad
I'm a little mad at what our orange is doing there
But
Come on guys, come on
Literally, but how can I lose with this thing in my hand?
Now they're gonna know where we are
No fear. That was a tight-ass angle, bro. Yeah, yeah, do it. Yeah, I'm camping there.
Probably no one here. Probably a ghost through the grenade.
I'm locked in.
I'm manufacturing my own vivants inside of my own body.
Isn't that all that shit is just harvested from like one motherfucker who like produces
it naturally, right?
Like the same way in zombie movies they always find somebody who's like immune to the T virus
or whatever.
Oh good.
Oh good.
They're up cat.
Oh good, they're up cat.
Now it's my job to clean up the fucking garbage.
Oh good, oh good.
Mag 7 retake no armor.
Then it is a fair fight.
Embarrassing. Embarrassing.
They extract it from a non-binary individual named Vincent.
Pulp Fiction Reference?
Imagine.
How are we doing this?
Yeah, sorry guys.
I got no confidence in this one.
I'm going to buy an explosive grenade.
We're Oscar Mike
Come to check the scoreboard
Yep, you got me.
I've literally burned so much of their ammo.
Like EV-wise?
Yeah, I spent 300 on a grenade.
They used 90% of their ammo already on a $3,000 gun.
Did you hear that?
Where the fuck, lads?
What does it mean, huh?
I'm going to need you to fucking nut up and hold site, okay?
You need a beast like me to hold cat with an op?
I mean, this is a little embarrassing, guys.
Where you going?
Let's see where Orange goes.
As a bad player, I know bad players love to hold long.
I thought for sure he was going to go long.
All right, Yellow.
Get ready to take out the trash here.
This goes, just literally goes somewhere else, man.
not even looking at anything. You're following behind me like it's a start
of enemy of the gates, but they're mullying so we can't get out long?
Basically, they're scared. Okay, I'm gonna help the fellow on cat.
I got your playa.
Yellow, you're my king.
Purple's also my king.
Plant your feet.
I'm going to get up.
Fuck it.
Opp rush.
Don't miss.
Don't miss.
I saw a shadow.
Were you looking for smart, smart play.
Enemy purple has killed the yellow.
I never zoomed down my radar so I don't know where it is.
I think I'm the type of beast that sits car looking here, invisible to cat.
Only got eight seconds, play the plant.
Motherfucker. Okay, motherfucker.
Purple, my king.
What?
He's literally moving different.
He's literally moving more different than anybody in history.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I fucked up 93 and 1.
This is how we chill from 93 till man.
I mean this is, this is really crazy.
This is really crazy.
You can pistol a guy in this situation?
I hope somebody tells my teammate.
I already did my part.
Flashbang.
I think our green got killed tunnels which means I don't want to peek tunnels.
one. Yep. Whoa. Bombs long y'all. Shit. Shit. Let's take cat yellow. The double
floppers. We win these. We literally win these. Pretty much 100% a result of my behavior
if I might say so myself.
Huge.
Almost killed yourself.
Um, nah, nah, I don't think so.
Not after a round like that.
There's been, I mean after that one, one on, uh, on Inferno where I missed the op point
blank when he was diffusing? That one maybe, but I think we did pretty well on that one,
to be honest with you. Are you sniping mid or not? Are you sniping mid so I go?
I'm literally so fucking speedy. It might be like nine seconds before they get the tons.
Oh
They crossed oh got him
Died with his shoes on
Checking bomb bomb bomb bomb bombs or bomb
They're in tunnels y'all. I just literally didn't think they could be there. I thought the bomb was in there
Don't that girl dot, dot, dot, when I make a mistake?
Look, I got up 12 and two, man.
Let my teammates get a kill for once.
So I was all tapped into discord, glazing, getting MVP again.
there we go deathmatch mentality, life's a deathmatch bro
realizing the realism of life and actuality fuck who's the baddest, the person's status
depends on salary type shit. I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who
never made it. That's all I'm trying to say. That's all I'm trying to say and
you hate me for it?
You're a terrorist, win.
How you doing, Yellow?
Yellow's still got the AWP.
We'd love to see that.
Reference to reference.
That was Life's a Bitch by Noss.
Track 7 off of Elmatic.
It's literally track 3.
I must have had a director's cut.
I got it from a website that offers director's cuts.
Yellow!
Hello!
They literally will never come be.
I need to learn the last name of Vassili from Enemy of the Gates so I can reference him.
They will never come be because Vasili is here.
Zites have so true.
They planted A, y'all.
Fuck it.
They'll never expect this.
We got to go fast.
They got me.
Yeah, thank you for the assist.
What a shot!
Two more!
Holy shit, he's actually insane.
Oh my god.
It's the nicest try I've ever seen.
Literally the nicest try I've ever seen.
Why do you play with bomb music turned off?
I literally have bomb music on right now.
Can't you hear it? It's Bell and Sebastian's, if you're feeling sinister.
The album, not the track, the album.
come on chomp chomp
nah we don't need it
let's miss
why don't we just call a timeout in the hockey game because uh
Roberto Luongo is gonna poop his pants
okay no bro we got 20,000 fans here in the stadium
Shake your pants and then lose 4-0. This is the way.
I'm waiting. Okay, if you're gonna cover there then all go die where yellow died.
And then you're going to, you're going to abandon your post.
I'm a genius.
Literally worth it.
Literally worth it.
One on one.
You can do this, Purple.
Oh, it has been planted.
How many ops you got?
Bro, look at the...
No, I'm sorry.
Told me to, you know, put this evil on anybody.
Bring down smoke.
Interesting.
My king!
Well played, man.
plate.
They shall rule the day. T-sided map, right? It's harder to op on T-side, though.
Where we going, y'all? B. Let's go B.
all flash pull our money let's get one galeel
one's coming but it don't matter
Put a dollar in a kitty
Okay, can somebody explain to me how he's not dead?
Don't the room look pretty?
For night when we slay the dragon
When it's done, we'll throw down a cherry sign
It's an empty situation
You'd kind of like green get a 4k that's got a stem
Never mind we want
MVP
Gpv Gpv is everybody ready to rock? You know what I'm talking about
67 bro, what a great round
No, not really you guys don't know propeller by guided by voices
Yeah, let's go a now you should in my opinion is the best guided by voices album to be honest with you
I mean there's alien lanes and be thousand also up there don't get me wrong shut the fuck up about you the collapse
Me next
All right, we are move motherfucker
isn't the rule with gvv the worst recording the album is the better it is yes the lower
the fire the higher the pods I literally did my part well I gotta make a
fucking move okay yeah just body block me when I'm crossing I'm gonna do
something I fucking regret oh I would you body block me while I'm crossing
Fuck it, entry frag.
Literally left a piece of him in the sand.
Like Lawrence of Arabia.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, get me away from here I'm dying Sing me a song to set me free
Nobody does it like they used to So it may as well be me
Here on my own now, after hours, they never love me till I write.
Might as well be us!
Yep, you got me.
It's called the wallbang, sweetheart.
I literally, your name disappeared with the sand.
You're lucky you're not dead.
Okay, my gun, obviously. I fuckin' earned that.
Who's next?
Yeah, obviously I'm not going to push that.
Play bomb, bro.
Oh, there's only one fella.
What do we care then?
I'm filling the trash bag.
Here'sh, and then steal us off.
And then, maybe buy armor.
And then get 2px mid. Easy mode.
The EV on that round went crazy the gold graph is going to be insane
Yep, yep, yeah really really crazy idea
Bro, you might you might be
You might be cruising for a bruising on that one
Gotta saw a fellow right there
Yeah, I'm not getting shot in the back, sorry.
Saw one, site.
Alright.
Why are you entry up?
It's all we got, man, that nobody else is doing anything.
Nobody else is doing anything.
They're just they're they're running down mid blocking the off angle and then just winning the rounds and go hand in lead
I'm literally buying off I'm buying off and holding bomb seems like they're doing stuff
Yeah, they got a lot of gravity assist
Don't bro bro
I'll take some responsibility for that one that was really good shooting actually
They don't trust you with the op?
I mean just running down mid smoking puns kind of crazy man, but you know what maybe they're
all in a discord call together talking about how much they love the newest Jason Momoa
movie.
Which one's that?
I don't know, but I can tell you where it is.
she's got Prime Video written all over it. They're having more fun than you
still. They literally have delusions that are gonna go pro. They are having no fun.
Yeah, let's, let's, now that nobody's got an op, let's not block mid.
Let's do this.
Literally I've never seen anybody there, I applaud him for his ingenuity.
What happened to purple?
Why does Prime Video produce so much mid? Can I say something controversial that
Reflects poorly on my fellow man. I think it's because people keep watching it
like the average letterboxed users feed is like 20% the best movies ever made and then
for some reason like 80% one and a half star out of five garbage that they're watching
just to be part of the conversation even though the conversation is just this thing sucked
like i i sort of don't understand uh...
i don't understand the desire
shit we out here man
get the fellow i'm dead
that was a really good grenade honestly
uh...
We, we, we had the sight. What happened?
What happened, man?
You wouldn't understand the experience of watching Pure Slop after work, buddy.
I'm making Pure Slop during work.
What am I doing here, man? Orange, give me a gravity assist.
Watch tons. I need you to be watching the tunnels.
We catch them on the lurk from cat to tons.
he fell he fell so we push yeah I'm not doing that nice try can you move
I'm getting my steps in let's make a move brother good shot purple
shot a body
Good shot purple, we're in a bomb y'all, the lurkler, the baitler.
What the fuck am I going to do when I'm watching our hero bath as our more moral ruminating?
I mean brother you could at least be watching some peak slop, you could be watching point
break you don't have to watch like you know balls deep or whatever the fuck
that Josh Gad movies called because if you if you keep watching it they're
gonna keep making it man Rosepoint blank Rosepoint blank pretty good
I'm gonna shoot for you.
Hello, Varount.
It's called the wrecking crew, with Dave Batista and Jason Momoa. I gotta see that, man.
I gotta see that.
Let's do this, guys.
Let's do this, Chums. What do you think?
Two flashbangs out long?
Follow me.
Go, go, go!
Literally peak flash.
Okay?
Now we're afraid.
Now we're afraid.
So I flash again and it's pure chaos.
Let's go.
Fantastic.
What is this?
Somebody tell me what this is.
I got a fucking kill.
Lose all your bullets?
Fireworks.
Only Pitbull fans will understand.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's bad.
That's worse.
There enough.
Good game, guys.
Good game.
Let me never see you again.
Good game, guys. Good game. Let me never see you around here ever again.
See you in...is Corey live? I never know because his title is always like...his discord status
is always like it's Tuesday. He is. Is he playing the last caretaker?
The accounts with great top 4 and only slop recent reviews is that 9 times out of 10 they're
film critics and have already watched most of the Kino movies you're watching for the
first time and just want to watch some stupid bullshit instead of song so lay for the 5th
time or they get paid to review slop.
Yeah bro, everybody on Letterbox who watches slop is a professional film critic.
100%.
Alan, come on here.
This is the, it's the most cope I've ever seen in my entire life.
I think the truth of the matter is that the median Letterbox user looks at watching 5 star
movies as eating their vegetables and after they finish eating their vegetables they're
like oh good now I've got a little bit of slack so I can watch five movies that are
slop.
I think they go oh I watched a movie that required a little bit of emotional work and
introspection now I can watch a bunch of shit where I can just turn my brain off.
A lovely Momo, lovely Momo, we love her, we're giddles, she's got, she's got a higher value
net worth, her counter-strike inventory than the streamer known as Northern Lion for some
reason.
sense of what's good is out of touch though. You're too reddit. Bro, I haven't even seen
Project Hail Mary. You're the one telling me to see Project Hail Mary.
Last movie I watched was Permanent Vacation by Jim Jarmusch. It was a waste of your time.
I know a lot of you watch movies because I have watched them and then you want to feel
like you're going to get the references. Do not watch Permanent Vacation by Jim Jarmusch.
it is not worth your time. He makes movies that are worth your time. That one is not
worth your time. Go watch Ghostog, Way of the Samurai instead. The things that pass for
knowledge I can't understand. Yeah, Phil, you're stealing Dan posting. Are you reeling
in the years. I still think IMO, Reelin in the Years, first rap song, first rap song ever
made. What's new on the criterion collection this month? Caribbean Rebel Cinema, 80s, wait,
these movies and their 80s remakes. Office romance films. Three films by a Japanese
American filmmaker, I can't remember the name of, but one of them is on the watch list.
K-On the movie is on there as well.
Have you watched Secretary?
My fiance wants to watch it tonight.
I've never heard of it.
Ex-St. Jude.
I hope you start drinking your water right now.
a big lunch. Have a couple glasses of water right now. As you and MJ are going to have
a hell of a time. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. So I'm booting the game.
No warm-up favorite calm feel or movie
Sorry favorite movie was starting calm feel
I'm gonna have to look up who that is you're gonna when you see him you're gonna be like oh that guy
Colin how do you spell not calling?
Oh, sorry calm calm see it spelled the way it said
C-O-L-M-F-E-O-R-E, calm Fior.
Who is this guy?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
He looks like a guy who always plays a bad guy.
Well, he's very nuanced.
He does play a bad guy in Chronicles of Riddick.
He plays the leader of the alien invaders.
Is Glenn Gould a bad guy in 32 short films about Glenn Gould?
I have to think about it.
Oh damn, Kate, you joined the game and now your avatar is taking notes.
That's the Discord setting.
I never turned it off, but it was off when I was not in a Discord call.
That's crazy tech.
Yeah man.
You can make it smaller.
You can make it bigger.
Where are you seeing this?
Oh, Corey, Corey, Corey.
my good old 40 year old friend.
Welcome to the new tech.
Where do you see it?
I don't know.
Corey's birth decade starts with an eight.
We love him, but his birth decade starts with an eight.
Doesn't it people?
So does mine, but it's a bigger number.
It's a bigger number.
If you were to subtract my birth year from Corey's birth year,
you would end up with a negative number.
I'm looking at all the movies this guy's been in
You've never seen bomb cop bag cop to I know there's a couple in here. I've definitely seen I don't I mean
Like face off but
Insider and cool man. Your is in fucking
He's gonna face off. I've seen face off barely five times. I
I guess I saw five times or before I knew that comfior was like a individual
Yeah
He was in the wrong guy with a
Billy Elish
Dave Foley, I'm the wrong guy
That's pretty good. I didn't get any answer of a where to see this Kate taking notes icon by
I think I linked it to you maybe last week and then you can it's a web source so you
just need to copy the URL onto the OBS and then you can see it.
Can I get a large Chrome with extra web source please?
You don't like that one?
He's trying to get how to order Subway as a broke person and it's I think it's in the same theme of
I really like a guy with no money ordering Subway
Oh, he knows the smoke good flash. Thank you sir. One's doors. He blinked me
I'm to the window you have the bomb Cory got one. I don't
Oh wait, that's blue.
Yeah.
Oh!
It's not whatever, I got mine.
Tunnels, tunnels.
What a shot, Corey.
We gotta get you on the AWP, brother.
We gotta get him on the AWP!
he's back to up again and you know they're here to be back
return of the mag return return of the mag 10 baby
mag 10 baby mag 10 pro baby let's let's go out a with a double flashbang
long yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean obviously you first though
they smoked crazy smoke as the weirdest smoke I've ever seen I'm flashing
over top one's on site yeah
car dead elevator elevator cat the hell's elevator man yeah elevator sorry
I'll- I'll-
I'm insane.
Let's plant. I'm watching the cat. I'm watching the catwalk.
Elevator's right behind that middle set of boxes like that little corner there. Oh like to the right
Yeah, yeah, that little cut out there with people standing that corner. They call that elevator for some reason.
No.
I think it off already, man.
But that guy is just hiding.
They had off?
No, no, it's just Scout.
Oh, oh.
I don't wanna die.
Go on the pit.
You're too far away. You just run.
My knife out, run.
Oh shit, there's a guy here. Oh no!
At least you died before the bomb.
You know what, I'm glad my wife got MVT for that one, even though I got three kills.
What was that, BM? That's kind of BM.
Yeah, you probably scared him as much as he's scared of you.
I don't get a lot of three kill rounds, so.
Oh, we're talking about ICK.
ICIC.
It was beaming me as usual.
I got scouted, Dwayne.
I hopefully smoked doors.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not a great one.
Oh, I almost had him too.
There's a guy with a shotgun right outside K-Py the blue barrel.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck I gotta lock it. I'm not paying attention. Oh
He can do it he can do it
Well before the rare muffin man
He's on perennial Rose on Ficus he's camping Ficus
No, the way you said perennial made me think that I just don't think perennial
The new millennium excuse me perennium saving yeah give me get my op after I die mid
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
They gave me...
A.K.
Got him?
He flashed me.
two down oh whack-a-mole one cross to CT spawn yeah one's on a site I think that's
He's another last one's on site, right? Good job. Let's go
Oh, I could plant the bar if I went fast
All right
Wait, did you see did you buy it? Did you buy it Corey? Oh, no, I don't have money for that
I
Don't my head that really hurt Charlie Charlie headshot me
Little wacky smoke
One more on site.
How was my fire?
How was my fire?
Good.
Oh, there's one more.
Long.
One spawn, too.
Oh, he got me.
He's coming up.
Ramp.
Oh
He got me how he's coming up ramp. Oh
He's like a little fish
Good shoot nice good shooting
You have this mouse this mouse
It's good, right? It's good. It's always on the wheels, you thoughts.
Dude, oh my gosh. I, you know, honestly, I think I wanted the wife lottery, honestly.
The bomb? New mouse?
Sorry, Cory. Cory, Cory, you can't even buy this mouse even if you want it.
It's sold out everywhere.
My mouse is sold out too. My mouse is sold out too.
How's that make you feel? I got the bomb, yeah.
Shit.
Corey tanked it like a champ.
Corey kind of runs these streets.
One up here.
Hold on.
Oops.
still on there still on there
I'm sighted
oh my god
you lit our guy
he fucking jumps like a psycho so
spawn spawn spawn spawn
I'll watch Lung, though.
You're watching Cat, Kate?
Yeah, I don't know what this is.
This corner is Cat, or Short.
This one right here.
Yeah, yeah, I'll watch CT.
Fominos children.
Oh, he's lit.
He's lit.
I'm going to die, right?
That's gonna be funny.
Oh, no, it'll be fine.
No fun there.
That was funny.
It was.
6 HP.
One cross to the B side.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Scarlet Beamer, up is down.
Purple, get my op, Corey, get my op.
You can be the king that is chosen.
Which way are we going, Corey?
We can go, Cat.
Or not.
You got this, brother.
I've never used this gun.
You got this.
See?
That's not what I mean.
That's not your fault.
That's not an off situation.
I shouldn't have pushed it.
No, no, no.
You had to do something, man.
Your T side.
You gotta do something
Yeah, they'll probably come to you
We at least got a kill to do with the scout like he's just pissing me off
It's like he's got safety scissors and he's doing laps around me in arts and crafts
Every time I see this guy's name, I think it's Rumble Muffin.
Rumble Muffin kind of blew with it.
Rare Muffin Man.
Rare Muffin Man.
Always your turn to the scene of the crime.
I wonder what his thoughts are right now.
I imagine something like this.
So true.
Huh.
Huh.
So in case that guy was around, was there, he would have shot him in the ankle.
Literally, John Wick actually does that in one of the John Wick movies.
Yeah. Yeah.
He shoots his toe and then the dude goes oh, and when he bends over to grab his foot
Then he shoots him the top of the head like the top through the bottom
One crossed
How does that miss in this in today's world in today's world, how does that miss?
Two crossed.
Oh, one cat.
What?
That crazy?
Good night, Al.
That guy likes cat.
I do like cat.
John Wick.
checking how much uh... how many bullets i have left in this
all the uh... the gun that looks back
shooting gallery type shit i don't like that
checking my bullets
uh... six bullets
all know
because he is there
three bullets three bullets
my dog i gotta save my dog
all to one place
one bullet i'll save my car
all two bullets okay here we go
coming this way just kidding mother fucker my dog this is for my dog
uh... shit
bucket
all of it
all i need to i need a pirate queen
I need a pirate coin so I can go to the surgeon!
I don't think John Wick sounds like that at all!
No, this is John Wick getting back shot.
This is Audible.
That was pretty good though.
This is Audible.
Anyone else get PTSD?
No.
What's that? Is that like, what in the ad?
That's what they say when you start a...
a book on Audible.
Oh, that smoke did not work. What the fuck?
There's literally always a guy on cat now.
Okay, watch this.
Blindness beast up.
Close your eyes.
Good trade, good trade.
Good trade, good trade.
For you catwalk.
One on cat.
Yeah, one on cat.
For you catwalk.
He grenade.
Throw it through a damn, through a copy of Thriller at him.
One's one's one.
What a terrible shooting.
for colorectal cancer but the doctors don't take it seriously enough to actually like
pay for your screening.
Correct.
Oh, I think they're pushing mid.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, let's lurk then.
Eee, they flashed mid.
You know, Squeaks and Ludwig said they don't want to get that checked up because they don't
want to turn game.
Oh, you're off in mid.
I mean that is what happened to me.
damn
It didn't help that they described the sedative as like having a couple glasses of wine
They said it was kind of like poppers
Uh once spawn cake like doors
Well, there's two there's two. Oh, shit. There's two
I really long long nice track. What the other one's CT long and CT. I guess okay
I don't know where they're coming from.
Crazy crosshair placement, man.
That was good.
You had the game over anyway, they can't get it.
What did I hit him with man?
Wow, wow, wow, real man.
Bort it.
Yeah.
Bort.
Bort.
What are we doing, playing picks again?
I kind of like to go out mid and die immediately.
Or not mid sorry long.
Like the swallow and incendiary grenade go long and then you get headshot immediately
But I am fucking these smokes up something fierce that land up there again. Yeah, my god
Man, hey, can you watch behind us? I think there's gonna be a flank
For a point you watch I'm watching
Scout on site
Oh my god, oh no
That's really not ideal
Bumpy five the fuck happened
They ain't glory that they ain't glory
I'd love to know the reason for that. I think he's just mad that we all died and you lived
Like you should have been there dying with us
Holy shit, you scared them so much you put his gun away
Putting up the vote kick for
I'm all in you guys
Are you guys all broke this fuck yeah, let's rush me pretty bad. That's what you're not do
Wonderful econ work this time. They know you're bald. They hate bald people. They do. Well, I didn't quite think he ran
Be rush, baby
no one's here there's one here there's one here I lied on site yeah I got
overspin me baby oh off outside
plant money plant money baby
I think he's in sight already.
Oh, that's tough.
That's tough.
Well, I planted.
That was good.
You sweats.
You sweats.
We win pistol round, and then it's 6'7".
You ever think about that?
Actually, if anybody wins pistol round, it's 6'7", I guess.
Also CT side is way easier
CT side is incentivized camping
All right, I'm gonna go be I will also go be with you Corey. I'm gonna throw a grenade down the tunnel and get 30 damage times 5
Yes, sir
My damage is 69
600 I was gonna say I hope it's more than that
We shouldn't count for the zeros. It's always gonna be zero at the end anyway
I think it's going to be a all rucked up all rucked up, all rucked up, all rucked up.
Cat looks clean to me, I'm going to try cat then, cat's not clean, there is a fellow there
lurking, anticipating good shooting, okay.
Oh
One not long CT. Yeah, CT
IRL zoom god damn it
They might go be but like fuck it bro
I might just not plant.
People with ADHD sometimes have a disorganized sense of time.
It's true.
Oh, they're in spawn, Corey.
Careful.
He's going to do it.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
He is the chosen one.
I think you did it, Corey.
More than plenty.
More than plenty.
That's actually huge, man.
mugs not shaking I swear when I took a sip from my coffee that mugs wasn't shaking
Dennis Nedry Dennis Nedry, Yash
guys guys I got my gun always pussy pussy
oh shit okay I'm uh I'm gonna run A long
seems like they don't appreciate my gun it's a great gun one of the best
we love it
Cory, holy.
They are long.
Maybe still some on-side.
Holy shit, man.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't even shoot.
Who's got the Obama impression?
Anyone here got an Obama impression?
Okay, let me be clear.
That's not...
Excuse me.
Barack, we love you, Barack.
Everybody loves you, Barack.
You inspired me to get into politics some people should I do it better? I don't believe them
Good it's hard to be better than the best
Nice I did want to smoke I'm gonna smoke huge. Yeah
That's a terrible smoke no, no, it's true. I can see a top
Oh. 82. Are there two decks up. It could be made too. No one's looking mid. Where are
our other two guys? Okay. The cross stated in tunnels. The last two of the last ones
in the tunnels. Tate, you're holding a beautiful angle. Cory's coming up. From the tunnels,
they've taken the bomb back through the T site. Back through spawn. They've rotated.
They've rotated 360 degrees and moonwalked to A.
Oh shit.
Fuck.
The last one's cat, Kate.
Above you.
I got her.
Oh, set us on!
Oh, there's another one.
Yep.
Oh, your little toes.
shot in the knee. My toe, my toe, my toe. Need to be Ninja Turtles. Turtles in time.
Cat is up stairs right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to watch cat this time.
I'm going to op the mid. Okay, I guess I'm going to go B because everybody would A. W
you Corey W rotate mid is completely clean
they flat they they threw some utile over B oh shit
I'll rotate
they smoked one B if you just keep watching mid though
I think there's one long
one was like spawn 2A long for sure
one's like I don't know what our two other guys are playing most of the time
Shit double doors. There's two double doors
Literally, this is my bad if I died so I'm clutching up
They got out there going watch double doors you're in a world of hurt brother
Huge one one at the cat one at cat
I'm down up here
One is at a
They're wondering to spawn our spawn city spawn. Yes, he's gone
fuck no that's good it'll scare him away they probably have a disorganized sense of time
Good rotate.
Oh, I didn't see that.
What the fuck?
Bro was hiding wicker.
I swear I didn't hit my space bar.
He's crouched wicker.
My dude dropped.
Saving?
We can.
Or bye for next.
Yeah, bye for next.
we can or bye for next yeah bye for next
right I'm a damn your knife was like a fucking plutonium rod in your hands man
yes sir
I'm throwing smoke.
Bro, what are you doing?
Throwing grenade.
Muffin Manzik, fucking crazy individual dude.
Okay. He went all the way out.
Here, tunnel.
He went all the way out A doors.
Okay, cat's clean for now.
Cat's clicking heads, your B.
Oh, there's third, third B, third B.
All right, literally he's hit for 97
You drown guys you drown
What I do my god, my god, my god, my god, Cory. Yeah, I got behind you on the left. Yeah
Cory that was kind of awesome
He was like oh shit this guy doesn't even need a gun
I thought I had used the bullets out of the way, like a fucking blind swordsman Zatoshi.
I went to throw a U-Tail, realized I had a knife.
Is that a Weechie?
Well, I was talking about a different guy.
Well, this guy's A-long play is fucking crazy.
I saw one there, Kate.
Oops.
No one saw that glue.
Very good incendiary
Oh, is that long?
That wasn't our b-boy, right? No, B's okay
There's one in the corner of tunnels you back left corner
If drone and incendiary, I think he just had six hundred dollars too many
He didn't really know what to do with his cash they crossed back
They're crossing back and forth
They're trolling which is understandable
Okay, that's why you don't just cross back and forth I literally was looking at Chad well I had shot you
Let's go through the tunnel and it's a bit. I'm gonna I'm gonna go through spawn, but I like the one on Caddy's dinked
To cat
Oh, fuck.
Cat with an op.
Yeah.
And I think he's on the catwalk.
Let's crouch walk.
And then I'm going to wide swing it.
He's probably planting, yeah?
He's wicker.
He's wicker basket.
Right there.
Good try.
Really good try.
Really good try.
Planted your feet.
I literally don't I think money management and my rank is fake.
I buy the best gun I can afford every round.
I even replace my op sometimes.
Hey, I bounced the grenade off of a man's head in the long doors.
You should get a bonus.
I have the first recorded grenade headshot in
on cat's right history.
Always oping somewhere.
Okay, killed AWP.
And died immediately and that guy probably has AWP now.
I don't know.
They're basically at the top of spawn.
I think you can just run, Kate.
You said at the spawn.
Yeah, like to your left here.
They might be going through long doors or up cat now.
So I would say cat, yeah.
Oh, he didn't pick up all.
He could go bee too, she'd say.
Oh, you hear him.
I heard he was crunching, he was eating like...
Oh, she's B. Someone was eating sunflower seeds.
Is window, window.
Can I get a check on that one?
Can I get a sound check on that?
I think someone was eating someone was eating sunships.
Oh, I went off.
Are you kidding me?
It's the easiest muscle.
He went off of what?
He went off his trapezius muscle, like his collar bone.
Oh my god.
He went off his collar bone.
Yeah, that's the trapezius muscle.
More or less.
So what do you want me to say?
He went off his collar bone.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I didn't.
The bro's been doing hella shrubs, man.
Sounds like a long joint?
not i was shooting
the person here at the
he's coming up
to be scary for him
but he's going to be
all suicide
all fuck
put the team on my back
he's going to be
yeah i think we have to rotate today
I got long covered.
We can use some help cat, I'm sure.
Oh, still off cat.
I.
Good, Kate.
They're planting, they're planting.
Watch wicker.
Find you.
No, Kate.
I mean, D.C.
What's the key? What's the key? Eat? Eat that. I'll make noise.
The noise is too quiet. The noise is too quiet.
Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's going to be mad. We off.
Okay. We're going to kill you. They're going to kill you.
How did I drop the gun?
You cannot. If you if you hit E on the gun, you'll pick it up.
I'll be hopping mid, I'll be hopping mid, sure let's have four people go this time
way. I'm just playing spawns.
I'm gonna pull off.
Yeah, I don't hear anything at B.
One should stay just in case.
Yeah, Kate said I got channels.
So you go, you go, I'll say.
I don't know long.
And cat. Oh, shit.
I don't know.
One of our dudes just runs out every round and dies.
Is there's there's two.
There's two, at least.
Yeah, one car, one one planting.
I gotta go up through cap, but I'm probably gonna die.
I'm peaking wicker instantly.
Oh god, he was below wicker!
Oh what the fuck was that?
There it is. He was below wicker.
Oh...
Smart play on his part. Yeah, I can't really do that.
Oh my god.
Yeah, where were it broke as fuck?
This is a full save. Finally they gave me the good spawn.
Let's see if our guy dies up
long again. I'm just I'm just running at him. Okay. He's just killing history.
No one's back yet. Fuck is that?
I'll go through there's one cat one blue get him
I killed him with a pistol there's too long there's too long bomb down bomb down bomb down huge
Oh, that's Kate just he's the bomb down right in front of you
Huge huge
They were long so yeah, right there careful
Huge
There were two as well, I think he's yeah, I would check the doors too
Okay, I'm in front of you in front of you
Oh, I damaged him 39
And he damaged me six, but I died
You were carrying this. It's a tough one, y'all.
Okay.
I'm watching where people go this time. Okay, we got 2B.
He's going up here.
I'm literally going to camp double doors with a shotgun.
I, it sounds like long.
One's cat.
Good shoot. Not anymore.
Damn, blue's up cat, man.
Yeah, dude, every round this guy just like, whizzing himself.
It worked that time, but he's been like...
I guess they were on econ too, somehow.
Okay, I got Belon B spawn here.
I got the greatest long spawn of all time.
We're pushing long?
Okay, they smoked B too.
You want to anchor, they just flashed out.
Another one.
One more.
Come on, be forced to go along for some reason.
Alright Kate, you watch that.
Oh, what?
That's maybe through the wall?
Where'd you die, Corey?
Mid-doors.
all A all A. Everywhere on A.
Oh, nice try. Nice try. It's so crazy when you go around the corner and all the dudes
appear at the same time. Yeah.
I mean, you breach it exactly the wrong angle and your like your brain just gets overloaded. Yep
Literally blues fault
Him and the muffin guy were just running out dying like every round. I don't know what was going on
Oh, I can give you guys smiley faces
Commends like that it commended. I like that
like that
fuck when you get a discord notification but it's not germa going live
the fuck is the point man
should we be like you don't you don't need uh
competitive wins right you need premiere wins to get ranked
You need to be able to play premier to get ranks course. Oh, you you can't play premier yet. Oh, I thought you could play premier
No
Okay, I tried
but my
My viewers could not carry me. We can't really
To be fair, we were like we were even close
Getting like pooped on
The Akronov was not top-fragging. Bro is just copious.
Akronov definitely top of the leaderboards for recommending every single game that comes out in new and trending on Steam for the next few months.
Even the Hentai ones?
They mercifully only buy the Hentai ones for themselves.
I don't think that's true.
I was doing a Scientology any percent oh no were you part of that
I thought about going down to Kibitz a little bit but
alright I'll go B
okay you know what's been stuck in my head for like two days now
Okay.
What?
Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you.
So come on over and show me your pussycat lips.
There's at least one bee, two bee.
Tom Jones.
Yeah, all bee, bee.
Rushing bee.
Rushing bee to help my good friend Corey.
They call him two kill Cory, because he's got two kills.
He's going.
Oh, shit.
Hello.
This guy said, this guy's like mic check and the whole time it's like...
I
Know is what the Donald duck man
You got we got Donald on our side. Yeah, please tell me he's blue because that's purple. That's Daisy, bro
It's blue. It's blue huge
I'm gonna be long long three long they got going through the grenade. I killed one. Oh god. I got
insane aim button oh my god it's it's long long long long there's a dead there
more wounded than you could conceive of purple just saw a guy it's working
watch out my grandpa no no where'd they go dude they're gone they're gone
I don't know other means they're made they're made right there. Yeah, I'll commit huge huge. Oh my god trade good trade
Our purpose saving from us
Unsure well purple come on purple you can't let them get an ace man
Yeah, don't look
from their position. I personally guarantee they're going back A I hear them. I hear them
just go kill them. They could still they could still rotate. Yes. Yes. Yes. Don't
don't T back. Is this the only way? Don't T back him. So you're a controller. T back
is not TOS. If the world comes to a bad place and they're TOS saying T back, I don't
I don't want to play video games any more.
Isn't it TOS and Ballerin?
Like, yeah, no problem.
You can do erotic role play on cards.
You mean totally on site.
Oh, shit.
You can be literally dirty talking to your discord
kid on open mic.
But if you ever have a little bit of swag,
they want to shut you down immediately.
They fucked up a mid smoke?
Long.
He killed one long, he said.
I killed one long, I don't know I'm not gonna rotate off the end, okay, are guys-
They're on site because we have nobody watching cat.
Long A. Oh shit, spawn, hour, spawn, hour, spawn.
That's me, I'm in spawn.
You killed the guy?
I killed one running ramp, yeah.
One cat dead.
There's one at the bomb
Good place guys
Oh God this guy's mic is fucking so crunchy dude. I can't take it
Holy fuck
Damn 3k carries
I'm not I'm never doing anything. Oh, you don't need to in this guy's swagged up
Oops
The wrong gun there
Can I have a dropy drop he said
What's up mid smoke again
and purples oh one cat long he said lift the hell one dead top made two
double doors one double doors last one double doors I'm literally crazy pushing
mid pushing mid or are they oh nice nice I didn't again I didn't do anything
go go a you might have some a oh watch I dropped your op right refund I came
Don't take that shit. Look at that.
You got you that off! You did! This kills for Corey.
I don't think they know that Mute exists if I'm being honest. Hey, there's Corey's kill.
All that for me. Okay, B?
Lots of you too, B. Now there I'm B.
Oh my god, I shot in this fucking circle.
My king oh, oh door
Double or double door. I'm bad. I should have had it bombed out on B
Last one last guy. Yeah last guy's double doors near orange pink. I just keep watching tunnels. I'll watch doubles. Yep
All right
Oh, I got a long repeat long, long, long, long. Come on. Good. I'm gonna make you said he wants an AK. No, I'm good. Okay, bro. Buy it. We're up five zero.
Maybe I'll be somewhere else.
One out long, teammate flashed me, two down long, they're coming long, 100% long.
Two car.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I should have stopped moving.
I kept moving.
Hmm behind the car. Yeah, two to work hard, but they're gonna be up top
You got this iron hide
It's kind of swagged up you shouldn't like Val Kilmer and he
Does he have that crazy fov really the guns in the middle of the screen
One of them did on our team. I think it was yeah purple
They probably rush long again.
No, don't listen to me.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
4A this time.
Uh-oh.
Oh, they're all ping-long.
Got one falling into pit.
got the offer still several long got the other one going to get the op I think
one's cat
now one long still horrible shot
great shot great shot from them they got the op tunnel on the right yeah in
pitcoy oh shit good shooting bomb dropped oh nice try I thought the grenade was gonna
go behind me in the door so I was like I'll push through it but we run these streets man
We ran the street. What? Did I sound like that? Yeah. Did I sound like that in the
spawn? Am I drunk? We ran the street. I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I did think about playing
a solo gamble with your friends today. Oh my god, that's sad. Or is it literally awesome?
You got friends. Ryan. Yeah, but what if I'm the best at gambling and they're holding
me back
one made
made with a scout
and i was a good shot
cat with a scout sight in my bed
one's cat
you gotta respect the scout shot to be honest
ooh good shit
and lots of hours to spend with you
I got one, right?
So going through the...
Can you ask if anyone wants off?
Noose.
Anybody want off?
I do not.
Yes! Yes!
Fuck.
Move!
Flash is long again.
I mean, like, what?
Okay, they smoked mid
You hear them pushing cat
Two cat two cat
Yeah, we know you're two cats
Waker he's waker double door. What the fucking have a conversation with this blue
We have a fucking conversation
I've got an AWP. Bro's peeking over my shoulder, like with the AWP. We don't need two AWPs!
Go watch Cat! I'm tweaking, bro. He's trying to steal my kills!
suicide
I hear him stooping right next to me man, I'm gonna fucking freak out
oooooh
one's uh, long mid, mid, deep mid, I don't know what you call that actually
top mid, top mid
all cat scout I killed my same guy again
blue nice go one more cat I think all you've ever wanted is to watch long just go watch it
nice
I missed so many shots with the AWP man
fucking freak out put this guy on the other side go on the other side i'm gonna freak out man i'm gonna
freak out i hate to hear it i'm double scope right next to my fucking ear man
Oh my god, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp.
Watch cat!
Well, no one's watching mid either.
I know!
I'm not moving.
Someone's gotta watch.
I'm not moving.
Cat.
I'm watching cat.
Okay, one hop-up boxes going cat the double fake
He's got a negave great play
I'm dropped. Oh
Oh my god
Fucking I only kill one they grab the bomb at the cat
Bombs down cat again
Oh, I missed.
Oh, you have the...
Oh, you're looking at the same angle as me!
Let me shot!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm going to... I'm actually going to freak out.
I'm actually going to freak out.
Where is he?
There's no... There's no shot.
He's not going long.
So I'm going to watch me.
I'm going to be the change I want to see in the world.
What do you mean by going to freak out?
It sounds like currently...
I thought you were talking to him.
Oh my god, oh my god, he bought him like, I'm gonna fucking freak out man.
How is he not dead?
There's one top mid.
I don't know what gun he has.
Sounded like a hop.
That was me.
Okay.
Blue died.
Oh, cat.
blue died long oh my god what the fuck how did he see me car dead one more car
oh I thought I had him
I don't say this. I don't say it's to be blue. Blue wanted long all game. I gave him long
killed by an AK. Sad story. Very sad. Happen to a friend of mine. What do you guys think?
47 HP check liquor
That one
KK go plant
Last one was going up cat there's two never mind don't listen to me
Nice
2K and the bomb plant?
What the fuck?
I was like, I don't know what happened.
You're too excited.
I don't know what happened.
I got too excited.
That was at least a right click.
This guy keeps...
punchy Mikey man. No one has bomb but yeah. Oh I hate that. Cat. Cat with one of those
little shotties might have my mp7 now faded
oh whatever whatever whatever I'll do it myself damage all five love that with
the galeel. Stat tracks kind of popping off. Anyone buy off?
Gory you would really prioritize buying yourself armor and a gun over getting me an off.
Yeah. Yeah.
Devastated. Actually devastating.
You're carrying with that hop though.
Go, go. No fear. Don't even use the flash.
He's there. I'll help you.
Says he has B.
It's over.
I saw who needs it.
Woman's all
woman's all
damn who needs your dirty bee
yeah
well someone's got to be going through the door Matthew for the smoke for the
flash the matter
oh okay the smoke worked beautifully that time
he's still alive
one mid
going through CT
crosshair placement difference
guys I'm popping the fuck off
One CT, one CT.
Oh my god, Corey, you gotta reset, you gotta reset.
His last is CT.
CT.
Oh wait, no, maybe you got that guy?
a lot of things they've got that guy
okay guys that was awesome it's actually incredible
I love this game I love this game
I think it's one off of the bottom rank silver four and silver four what's the rank and what's
the number was the number is your premier rank and that's the silver gold
etc is like your antiquated CS go rank oh my god I have to go live it's my
stream time stream time you play more CS are you are you playing more I'll
probably play more I don't like I don't think he stopped it I mean I'm on a
I'm fucking heater right now the machine is the machine is hot
You gotta let me go live first no sweat the machine is
Working harder favorite song by bone thugs of harmony, and you can't say crossroads your first of the month
Those might be the only two I've ever heard in my entire life. I
Probably say first of the month
Listen to that the other day, oh, me too.
I listened to it the other hour.
On the way to my daughter's school, it's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos.
Don't even ask why, on the way back from the school, and I won't fight with my wife because
is the first of the month and I'll be choking, smoking, roll in blunts and sip it on forty
ounces again.
You know it's the first of the month?
You know what I'm talking about?
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
You think it'd be crazy bone, Corey?
Or does everybody think they'd be crazy bone?
Is that a bone thugs guy?
Mm-hmm.
It's one of the bone thugs.
i was thought i'd be like a harmony
that's all of them
maybe a harmony
i'm just trying to play along with the big yeah i mean with that i think that
i think that i think that i think i'm breaking the rule of improv which is
that everybody gets to play
and i'm instead just steamrolling
running it down mid with whatever reference i want to shoehorn into the
stream
which is not fair
Okay, I'm live on my side.
I was never a bone thugs and harmony listener.
That surprises me.
Really?
No, not at all.
I was gonna say, it feels like it's right in line.
My taste.
Hey, live.
I'm live.
You know, I got a bait.
I got baited.
I got a Twitch notification saying that dang dieseling went live today.
And I'm like, no way, really?
And then he wasn't I think Dan's always on chat is on a new level now
I had it up on the on the right monitor. I was on the Peloton and now instead of just watching whatever the bod is
there's like
You can shoot your avatar at like two spinning sticks with a goal underneath
And then if you if you get it in the goal five times you all you unlock like I'm a little airdrop or something for your
Your dang packs account
Wait, what is this? It's kind of like like chat marbles on stream
Oh, it's not a switch chat in it in on his always-on channel
There's like an overlay where you can shoot your avatar because he has like
Abatars that you can make on his dang packs website
So you can shoot your face in between two spinning blockers mini golf style
And if it goes in the goal five times you unlock like a little trinket for your account or something like that
So I can't really see what's happening in the chat while i'm on the bike
But i was like damn always on chat is popping off today and then i looked at the screen a little bit closer
I was like, it's just a bunch of faces trying to get through a windmill
Feel like I am so far removed from what you're talking about that. I have no idea
You know when you go to East Side Marios and they have like the little electronic trivia game that's up on the TV
Oh, he has a 24-7 twitch champ. He does have a 24-7 twitch. I didn't know that
Okay, yeah, you're way behind
I'm way behind. I don't want to get old the crazy
That's why people
know it's not you can't know everything
I literally in in discord this morning
I said six good movies come out every year
that's probably the oldest should have ever said I said two good movies come
out every summer and then the other four good ones come out like December 2nd
I saw I saw a project on there on the weekend
I saw four stars
in the preview
the previous it was like
Zendaya movie and do a Zendaya movie, which I thought was kind of funny
You'll never get a girl go. Yeah. Hey, it's a snake by your man. It's hard. Get it and then thought you'll never make me hate Zendaya
No, I don't hate her
You'll never make me hate her
I love her way was clean was one of the trailers doing probably spider-man. Yeah. Yeah, I made it to do wow
I mean as long as they're golden. How can you hate on those long as she doesn't do small
I thought it was funny. It's wild to see like two films back to back.
Kate, do you know this map?
Summer Blockbusters.
Do I know what?
Do you know this map?
Yeah.
Follow me. We're going ramps.
This is the map where Dan looks at the nice guys.
You're going ramp?
You're ramp, you said?
Yeah, we rush ramp. Tech 9 rush ramp.
I'll flash out. Turn your back.
Two here.
Three.
two here hurt okay nice practical we need blue to play it go you should oh go
you should oh
I
Heard a squeak. Oh, that was us
Where's he planting bro plan plan what are you doing? Oh my god, I think the mom
Or kill everybody I guess I don't know one more left ramp left and left there
Oh my god, it's the fastest you can possibly click
I don't think you could play faster tonight.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, just danced around with the bomb.
I didn't even know you could shoot that fast.
Fuck it, I'm scouting outside.
Scouting outside, scouting outside.
Move!
Oh my god, it's so loud that his real voice came through my mouth.
What are you doing?
We're not moving the second you can move!
Point them.
There's one in the garage.
I killed a ramp.
I'm going down, I'm gonna plant.
Coming with you.
It's lower.
Oh fuck, I'm dead.
Go watch out guys, he's got a scout.
Thank god I didn't buy off.
Oh my god, there's a guy right here.
Damn, there's a mess in there. Blue is fucking head off.
Upstairs, upstairs.
Left around here.
Oh shit.
She's brutal.
The goat, the goat. They don't have time. They won't have kit. They don't have time.
They didn't know where it was, they didn't know where it was either.
That was good, that was a smart plant. Bro planted it all though.
Dildo.
Last place though. Excuse me?
Planted dildo?
Planted dildo, you're gonna call that dildo now?
They planted Tenga.
Check it out, they boosted Hitachi.
Oh no cat aggro cat aggro.
They're too scared to run.
No one ran.
No one ran.
No one anywhere.
Red! Red!
I'm just clicking. Whoa! Holy aim punch bro!
Whatever. Oh, they're gonna diffuse. Fuck it, we're down. Go, go, go!
My god it's Akronov.
They're diffusing.
It's downstairs you idiot.
Orange.
Oh, it's Akronov.
It's Akronov.
Oh!
Literally stream snipers in our game.
Yeah, why are you stream sniping?
Discord member stream snipers in our game?
On the other team.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I mean, let's put it simply.
They better lose.
Oh my god. Orange, if you don't move at the exact zero zero.
We're gonna have some problems. Just put it that way.
What?
Guys, we can't go this way. This is madness.
They know that all we do is rush ramp, so of course they're gonna rush ramp.
What?
There's a guy there.
Fuck.
Where was it?
I was wondering why...
I was like, nobody ever goes, like, three ramp right off the bat.
But I didn't want to be accused of, like, the guy who thinks he's always getting stream sniped, but...
They never go three ramp, man.
It just literally does not happen.
Okay.
Is it a save round?
You just run right into it. No, no, no. Punish them. Punish them by wasting their time.
Yeah. One's on hut.
Who was that? Who was that?
One was on hut. Who was this person that I killed? What is their user name?
What is the user name of the game?
Rendo is Rendo!
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Help outside, I'm surrounded!
I'm armorless?
Holy shit, my body exploded into flames.
gas
mhm we can't all buy so i'm gonna
half buy
you should honestly just pretend that
blue and orange are not even on our team
i'm gonna Kate
she can pick up my gun when i die
They're all thing right there in the garage.
Someone's on top of me.
One's kinda two flanking you, two flanking you.
Good play, good play.
One flanking you.
Good try, that was real close.
Yeah.
You got the acronym. We had some real good domekeeper moments.
Don't ruin it.
Damn, there's a hell of a shot.
Those kind of slick.
Crazy flash bang.
Oh, what are you doing?
Like, why? Why?
Like, you're gone out at least if you're going to be
walking outside. It's interesting.
So I choose actually pretty good on two side.
I think he saw a better gun.
He saw an opportunity to upgrade the galeel to an M4 and said all risk
at all.
I can't believe I've died there I gotta see the damage on that ramp
I'm behind you by the way.
I love this hold.
Get out of my way!
Beautiful angle.
Oh my god.
Collateral.
I hate that I cannot shoot because my teammate is in front of me.
of me
I was just about to peek a different angle
Cori's body is in a brace position this is a really bad neurological sign
this indicates a serious traumatic brain injury
look at this
jealous I cannot drop my knife sorry guys you got a nice gun there and looks
really good it's one of my best skins on ironically
what's German it's just open squeaky I guess and then oh my god and like Vince
Vega in Pulp Fiction. I can't do anything. He threw the smoke. This guy is on another
fucking plane of existence. He's running around with his knife out outside. We got this y'all.
I literally cannot do anything in this map. I just go out and die
These guys are doing well. It is it is CT sided though. So there's always that code
I'm coming with you guys lower ramp fuck the bomb
nice all heaven oh hell I'm sorry I leave him neither but fear them as well
yeah you're fine you can't hear that all coming out
watch out we should both kick him right now who said Ava max posting I'm gonna
freak out what the fuck
but what if I swear to God if this ends up being like one of those ones where they go up like
12 to 2 and then they surrender and go like gg or something like that I'm literally gonna ban them
from every platform I have to moderate the control over Plex might just leave the discord themselves
though it wouldn't be the first time oh okay Plex is another uh discorder true
They're not watching well then they have no reason to be offended by what I just said
Mini ramp
All right orange hut is gonna be hot in a second oh come on there's two
Watch your left. Oh, you guys can't talk to this guy.
I feel like Nuke sucks if you don't know, like, the plays and the smokes on this map.
Starting a PCI kind of sucks ass, too. I mean, we could just stop running into ramp and getting
mowed down. Yeah. But we haven't communicated about any strategy. It's just to run.
Well in the outside because they're only outside there is an off so I cannot go outside
And then if I go inside there is like three other dudes rushing in and I can't shoot all three at the same time
No, obviously that's gonna happen a site I think we have
Okay, never mind. Why do you wait so long up top of height? Oh
Heaven oh, yeah
Seven so long
Last last round T side so it is a fair fight
I don't know the smokes. Let's wait for our teammate to die and then rush them. They can't
hit us all. Okay, just let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Orange my king.
done are orange are orange you have bomb orange my king okay okay and then we
fucking plant up because they never expected well he dropped bomb lower
unfortunately he fucking died I guess secret stairs acronym secret stairs my
god we went out the same way like that's honestly kind of romantic I I
literally cannot do anything in this game the stream side this is a post
stream snipe clarity when you're not a hate-watcher where they're like it would
be so fun to play with my streamers and now they're like oh did I just ruin the
stream the vibes used to be good last game and now the vibes are horrible and
they hate me for some reason even though we didn't do anything wrong that's
literally them right now well they've watched like 3,000 hours I mean how'd
How'd you not see this coming?
We got a couple of fellas on our ramp.
You got this blue.
I knew it.
No idea where the last guy is.
Could be ramp?
You died ramp, yeah?
Yeah, I died ramp.
Oh, fucking ladders in this fucking game, man.
He's hell.
He could be coming towards you.
Did you hear him go down?
Look at that knife though.
I like this.
Oh!
Such a surgical shot, bro, it's still standing.
Oh, three ten.
Would you rather lead a bandit group of 40 to 50 horrible bastards or be a landless knight
with six good men?
I'm thinking landless knight with six good men.
50 names a lot to remember.
Here lots of lobby.
I'm pushing.
One's on roof.
Oh my god.
We out here.
spawn. What the fuck? That's day of my life. That fingered cube put my gun away right as
I could shoot him. What? I heard you saying your fat is fingered cube. Yeah I got my
I need a cube on my desk.
Ooh, he's a tungsten fan.
There's just no way to tell him how it's anymore.
This is real life.
Kate, I'm going to go wound them all,
and then you pick up the trash after I die.
Squeaky open.
One ramp, one trophy, one trophy.
All ramp, all ramp.
My bad, I walked in front of you.
That's my bad.
That was awesome, though.
I'm waiting here.
Just don't let it happen again.
You lost right in!
She was shooting at someone full auto.
I walked right in front of her bullets.
Not to mention you knifed me at the last minute.
I did knife you in the head.
That was not intentional.
I don't know what happened.
The demons took over.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The demons took over.
One ramp, one trophy I should say.
They're here in lobby.
Yeah, guys pushing out into speed key.
I got motion now.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Anyone want to buy?
Anyone want to purchase?
Anyone want to buy?
Anyone want to purchase?
Everyone's rich.
Damn.
Let's go.
Honestly, having confidence is like 90% of the good of countershoots.
Fuck.
Yeah, he's literally body blocking on purpose.
Oh my god.
I'm on top of someone's fucking head.
Why'd you jump on my head?
Because I was trying to get away from blue.
Offing outside.
It could be going secret, which is the outside way down B.
I told you, it's 90% confidence.
One's hell, probably going heaven.
No, they're planting B.
I'm going to see Greekos.
He's in vents.
I fucked up.
Are guys sticking?
Are guys sticking?
Yeah.
I fucked up are guys sticking are guys sticking I trust him
I thought this was so confused after when they were A.
It was lower.
It was lower.
It was lower.
Oh my god.
Huge round.
Why did I hear all the things at A?
Nuke is confusing after the plan.
A!
There was a lot of noise at A.
I killed bunch of guys as soon as we started on CT.
There was a lot of noise at A for some reason.
I mollied myself, jumped over the molly, and then hit a flying headshot.
Oh my god, Ryan.
Three outside. I rush.
I'm in the world over my beautiful girl.
One last one's red.
Last one's red.
Nice.
I didn't see nobody.
I didn't see nobody this guy came alive on on CT side he was the
cycle on talking about blue orange orange orange he's alright I guess
he's the guy who wanted to kick me he is the guy who wanted to kick you
That's why I'm the guy who wants to kiss ya.
Squeaky just opened?
Nothing on there, huh?
Oh, fast day, fast day, fast day.
I'm going heaven.
I don't need no one to tell me about heaven.
Okay.
I look at my teammates and I believe.
I wound up worrying.
Oh, I crouched into the headshot.
We win this.
Excuse me, 12 damage in one shot.
I had the 86 damage.
Sad.
I give the same fella.
Sad times.
I will also note, not only are we pulling it back on CT, but it's also after you shamed them.
I don't know what's more effective.
GG, GG, oh yeah that was a good one.
Not there, fucker.
Who was that?
There's one more trophy.
Bomb, bomb dropped.
I'll pick that.
One's on, one's on site.
They have a band in trophy, they're gonna go back to lobby.
Fuck it.
Bomb, bomb with me?
You push up with me.
Good job, Kate.
There's one more lobby, I think.
No, you know, I haven't even I haven't even been able to like see anybody
the last four rounds, I think.
Welcome to my world.
Doing my job.
I suppose my world.
What's is it usually this long I guess I don't have to buy anything
What do you mean bite your tongue on that bite my gums man
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to be able to get to the bottom
of the game.
Silo?
One's on Silo.
I know Malph would love to say Rain in Fire every time he throws a Molly, man.
We gotta get him in here.
Oh, that dude was waiting for me.
Let's try.
Where are we seeing him?
I'm trapped in trophy.
Big or lower?
No, no Intel.
Brainless.
Steps Lobby.
That's me, that's me.
That was mini.
A, one A, or was, offside.
Garage.
That's bomb.
Weird fucking bomb.
Oh, behind me, behind me, mini, mini.
Last one, Mini.
Nice!
Let's go!
Blew off his cock.
But you try
Wait got the bomb zombie
Yeah, that's good
Squeaky open
Yep, oh shit a
Cory's corn is all spiked big Lee on that one. Did you hear him?
He had some serious
Oh, what the fuck they're already at a are they up there? Okay, no down
So you're
There they're planting right now
Love that
Watch this shit don't even know where it's gonna fucking land. Oh
He's in the like back to you. Oh my god. Okay, that's that swag that swag. Oh
That's honestly kind of awesome
You can't be mad about that.
Are you telling that to yourself?
I'll be pushed.
I literally got the perfect spawn.
Motherfucker.
Oops.
Purple, I'm eating your fucking lunch today.
Is that one of the stream snipers?
Yeah, let's pluck this.
I can see the souls in your fucking shoes, bro.
Bomb dropped.
Bomb down an A.
Oh!
Chop his fucking head off, man.
Woo!
I don't know what our dude is saying.
Our dude is...
He's got a knife for me next.
He's saying,
best comeback brawl our best comeback brawl
then the best comeback brawl
then the two best comeback brawl
one more win
oh that's awesome
squeaky again
okay we push lobby with the op
oops
bomb down. Bomb down trophy. Last one. That's why you got him. Yeah.
Holy cow. Nice. I ain't got to pop it off today.
I don't do it. Literally, Cory. That would be my job.
It would be a dream if you just got it off.
Silver Elite.
Silver Elite?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's working?
Oh.
Why do I get on crazy with him?
He was excited.
You guys suck.
He typed.
Okay, you're one away from Premiere?
I don't know.
But it says I'm one away from something.
Maybe a rag on that map.
You should be able to check.
Can't you check how many away she is?
James Franco.
James Franco, Spider-Man 3.
There you go.
That's how you check my.
That was me in the GIF keyboard.
It's the one where James Franco goes like this.
I forget how to check.
I don't even know if there is such a way.
There is, there was a way before it was like, oh, they need this many games before they can.
I think that was before you can play competitive, wasn't it?
I don't know.
No, you can always play comp.
Yeah, you can always play competitive.
And then they ask him, they ask him, how's the pie?
And he goes, so good.
You know there are people that insult me in the letterbox comments and I go to their profile they rated spider-man 2 the same as spider-man 3
Like this this is the state of the trolling ecosystem right now
unbelievable men
Yes, but I'm at three way better
Good one. That's a good one
Oh
What about the bus? Yeah, the bus goes by and James Franco despawns.
Have you seen Spider-Man 3? Which one is that?
Venom. The first one with Venom. No, no, no.
Oh, the Sony one? Yeah, so he dances, he becomes emo Peter and he's...
Oh, no, no. I only watched the second one.
I think I don't know except the first one is also good
Because I feel like
The second one was really popular and then the third one came out and it was not good
confirms and
I still I still don't remember if I actually watched it or not
People hate on any leader I think I think you know Peter was good
probably because you were email Corey what's this room no it's what it's what
like a dork would think is cool like he was acting out like what he thought was
cool it made sense this is an honest question were you bald when it came out
I was close what year to come out summer of seven may oh seven I was I was deep
in the balding the
max balding was occurring
all right keep follow me this is this is outside
this is lobby we're going to ramp
hell that's not like
where's hell
hell is under heaven
don't shoot me play the bomb bro
OK.
Squeaky ass. Oh, I think Shavas.
That's.
Good, good kill. Good.
Behind you. On site.
Oh, my, there's literally three dancing.
Oh, I shot his clavicle.
Shooting the curve in your clavicle.
Shooting.
I don't know. Is that like a dashboard confessional?
It's an alkaline trio.
It's OK. Yeah.
indicated
yeah i know what you're talking about
dangles on a string like slow spinning redemption
it sounds like that uh... instacart commercial where the kid only likes
thin ham
we're rushing to begin
i'm dead
i think he knew i was coming that way
he shot through you into me bro
mariana july
well i thought you'd like guy at all
i think we need like all to get to that
well what what what what what i actually really nice try
you got an ace job
who's albie thirteen are you a stream sniper
Let's not go that way this time.
I love pinks outside.
They're gonna have smokes.
He's got a smoke.
I do.
Where did my smoke go?
What the fuck?
My smoke is in the air?
Oh no!
I
Yellow's got bomb they just I mean we're kind of owning don't get me wrong, but
Yeah, you a bomb
That shot I thought that was heaven for sure, but I'm not a hundred percent
I got I got you on the off Ryan no shot yes man oh damn how do I give it to you
wait what just press G on it you got you already got it oh dance like it's
meant to be give it to give it to this guy oh someone someone threw another off
holy shit I'm going outside no one's taking it why are people scared of the
It's literally the best gun
We don't need multiple ops. There's only two people with ops you drop the bomb and then you literally
It's called juggling
Many orange pink down
Many again, I'm planting lower
with anyone like to follow the bomb carrier down to lower it's three on one you guys got
This
Ox is my friend. I love his Anglicate, right?
Okay, that's not around
Just just hide you don't even need he has to get bomb anyway
Oh
Come on that's horse hockey man
How did he fucking know right where you were did you shoot at him from there? I wasn't me
Those are yellow I think oh, I'd die. What the hell those guys got? Oh, there's so many stuff
That's on the ground. It's an infinite font of ak's man
Rose of source block
Fuck they're rushing squeaky it sounds like oh
One went up
Yep. Wow. He's gonna have an AK behind you guys. Be careful.
Alright, you go down, I'll watch behind us.
Oh shit. In the sky, in the sky.
Alright, literally I'm just gonna help our bomber, I guess.
Oh, this is horrible. It's just you.
Oh my god. Good try. What can you do?
That guy has like the whole gear with the glasses.
I go what the hell happens what the hell happens the offer on this the outside
silo killed three of us
damn it's gonna big day for this to leo man all right no armor follow me I got
like a Leo. A or B? A? Yeah, here we go. Oh fuck. He's the other way there. Oh no.
We're dying, literally we're dying. Oh my god. Oh my god, he got him. It's the worst
I've never seen in my life literally the lid on install the game. You got this orange. I think blue is lit
Scroll wheel user uninstall he literally planted your bomb heaven heaven heaven
You dropped
No he didn't. Bro thinks he's shooting that wendy. What's he doing?
Oh my god. It's like a mouse.
They're actually mogging T side.
I think hello was in our first game on the other side.
The orange, our orange.
Did you literally just make an Adele reference?
Hello from the other side.
Hello on the other side.
nooooooooooooooooooo
blue box
got em
one more
he's doing dumb blue box
oh he went secret, secret behind your secret
carefu- smart smart good luck good luck good luck
oh my god
what!
i got the dink sound
Holy shit, what? You can off?
That's crazy.
What you guys got?
I broke as hell, dude.
Rush ramp, rush ramp.
Ramp rush, ramp rush!
Let me go first. I got Mack, I got Mack 10.
Mack 11 he benefited.
I did 29 damage, or 79 damage?
I'm gonna flash watch out
We've run through I can't see I can't see
I'm lost sure bro your gun sure sure sure teal your gun you it's me you have a fucking gun already
Mac 10 Mac 10 Pro baby. We don't have the bomb. We don't have the bomb
We don't have the bomb we can't we can't we can't Benston kill them and they come down because they saw us come down
Where the heck is the bomb?
There's a guy that's right. Oh fuck
Yeah, it makes sense. He was just watching the bomb.
Where was the bomb?
Oh! Yes!
Oh! Don't go that way.
Just by not going that way, this has been a good round.
Yeah, up the ramp, turn right, go up the ladder, drop in the site.
That's your play.
Yeah, not right there.
All right, play it on comms.
the ladder? I don't see him. I don't even, oh, there's the, what? They're not even at
the bomb. It happens. Still broke. I mean, we got three on CT. That's our T side. That's
already good. I didn't buy anything. Why do I have only $700? We haven't done anything.
Oh, I'm in a terrible game. Lurkin lobby, lurkin lobby. Call me Barry Lurkin. I picked
the bomb. I threw it at you. Don't go out. Don't go out. Don't go out. There was a guy
literally from me. Oh, come on. Oh, my god. I was around.
I'm going to get shot. That guy's that guy's lit.
the bomb is behind you Ryan yes ma'am
the halo guy stop man I'm hopping outside anyone drop armor I don't think
That's even possible.
Drop armor.
I think yellow is crashing out that I said drop armor.
Grenades outside worked very well. I'm dead. Take my out.
Did I do a Molly outside?
no armor bro nobody dropped for me squeaky there's open squeaky
oh that was that was close
I can't even see that guy shooting me, man.
Oh, oh!
You literally lagged him.
I don't even use this gun.
He's legitimately one-taps.
You lagged him for sure.
was your damage on that? I don't know damage. Really? No damage, no damage. I thought we're
sure you lagged him. Generationally broke. We go ramp y'all. Let me entry frag ramp.
We got this. I got mine. I'm in front though so I'm gonna flash out. Of course he's gonna
the flash out. He's there! He was flashed, the flash worked. Hi, germs.
Oh, I wanted that gun. You want it? You want it? No, it's okay, it's okay. It's
there with you. You want it? One guy went up heaven. I got the bomb. I'm planting it.
Oh, that was AWPer?
Nice. Good round, guys. Good round.
How come, how come I don't get MVPed before the second bomb?
Honestly, you should.
I'm not even just being that guy.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, thank you, thank you.
They're gonna grenade outside. I'm gonna wait 30 seconds and then I'm gonna AWP them outside.
I'm outside yellow don't go
I have bomb I gotta drop this bomb
Okay good smoke outside so I can't see fuck this I'm going back into the lobby man
now fuck it I'm going with oh shit what's going on here
oh guy we jumped on me you were doing some John who shit bro oh fuck I gotta
go inside I gotta go inside
I think I got no scope from silent. He's coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a shot.
Yeah, they're gonna be, yep.
Wait, our orange is actually feasting.
I can't watch heaven heaven heaven. Yeah, it's up right there up to your left. Oh
I should just wet inside
Or on T side is not that bad
We only got two last time. Yeah, exactly
I don't know if we can shame these guys though like we did the last
I literally I'm not I for one never shamed anyone was you
I only say when they have four times our score after we won I said I didn't
shame I literally said good game I said good game after we won you are like oh
what is that smoke that's another level of like out of this earth I said GG
I was talking about the guys on our team last time
Let's do this. If I'm on top of my teammate, does it slow them down? Yes, many ramp
I know many is not like I call but they're ramped. They're on the ramp
Oh my god, my fucking king. Holy shit. Last one's mini I think. Don't trust me when I
said that. I'm just, I'm watching orange and relaying their comps.
Hell. Going up to heaven. Fine. You watch that way. Watch, watch trophy.
Oh shit he fucking heard you.
He's watching nothing.
He uses comm.
He uses what?
The fucking Christ.
Chill, you're okay.
I would have I would have fucking cried. Oh
He likes your gun Corey. Oh, that wasn't even mine
Is that Ryan's dead no mine is well, maybe it's mine. I don't know. I thought you're the blue
I've got the stat check
I can't believe I did 98 damage to the guy and I died
I'm gonna crash out
I did kill the guy with 2 damage
Here Lobby
I rush
Another week I rush
One down on A, one week on A
It's A
Yup
We're not. Maybe not. There's only two on A.
That's sneaky, I think. W. W play. Thank you, teammate. Mini. Miniature.
Oh, what a shot. What the fuck? How do you put the hell, what's he up there?
Good round. Good aggression. A body just flew, flown out.
How do you think I'd get up there? I mean, have you ever seen somebody up there before?
for yeah I never seen that before I never seen that before sorry this guy's
got a southern accent and it's infectious I love that yeah I'm a guy of Ryan
and armor it's spreading he's literally naked bro just don't get shot
I think we got nobody outside or it could be down.
Yeah, down.
It's probably be.
Yep.
Just just nuke things.
yep just nuke things
control grade shooting on orange holy shit
Okay, you have a kit but cover me
For his dude
Thank you my queen would you like me to purchase you anything? No, no
There we go.
I thought both of you were just like...
I've seen people go through situations like that.
Yeah, you! You! Exactly you!
Oh, that's right. That's me.
One's on silo. One on silo.
I don't even know where the fuck I would look here, to be honest with you.
Wow. How do I get the person who's on the silo? Any any communications beyond silo?
One was in mini. Miniature. Probably going lower. Planting upper. Nice. That's one
I'm Ake.
Where are we going?
Ake, Ake.
He's right there.
On turquoise.
Shotgun.
He's only got a shotty.
Nevermind.
She heard the acoustics on that?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Joe, I'm not moving.
I'm not moving.
She's probably shooting a perfect line around my head right now.
The devious fucking laugh.
Devilish ass.
I'm the one outside this time.
There's too much heat going around.
Nova peak.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Oh shit.
Never mind.
One on silo again. Holy shit. Two outside.
I lived bitch. They got me.
I'm feeling like op outside is good for a 1.0 KDR. Kate, what a fucking shot. Holy cow.
There's one more out there, I think. One's still op, yeah. Oh!
Oh
She's doing Pirates of the Caribbean. She's doing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
She's Captain Jack Sparrow
I forgot
Let the fuck like that. I just don't know your headshot on the guy on the roof was insane
No, I only did like 40 damage to the guy
cares
Well, you did a hundred he just died at minus 60
Silo again really yep, yeah, you dropped on the mini. Oh my god
What the fuck was that?
That's some YouTube shit, man.
I'm crying.
I'm just...
He was literally flying.
He flew, man.
I saw him flutter in the air. It was so crazy.
Holy shit.
He did flutter.
He got like extra boost midair.
Oh, oh my gosh.
I think I'm just going to stand here and shoot them
when they try to do it again.
I think that's a great play.
Holy cow.
Lobby.
As they didn't do it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Fast A, fast A. Oh, shit, they fucking did it again.
They got it, they got there.
he's in he's in cockroach spot
why are we not disusing it
he wants to make sure it's safe first
what is going on? this yellow yellow is not doing okay
good play kid
you deserve MVP for that one
I don't know what was going on, I was watching like
are you gonna bait them to try to get more kills? who cares man? not to be rude
bro is standing on utile
Or standing on the bomb with you tail out like
Well, what do you think a man? Yeah, stand in the place where you live
They might make it to secret I can't guarantee this
They're smoking outside. They're throwing lots of utile outside.
Yeah, yeah, they're crossing. W Corey. I'm watching for the the crazy could be lower.
They could have got the crazy job. Good kill. Yeah, you saved my life. That's be hopping.
Shit. There's one more outside. Yeah, somewhere.
Oh bomb down outside and even notice
Oh, no, he's getting some he's getting bomb. He's dead. There's one more
He's on top of mini
Oh my god crazy place
No eyes on Bob.
It's here.
Oh my god.
Hard stopping moment right there.
Literally this is an M4 situation because I don't know how to stop them from doing this
fucking this leg coyote jump around the corner.
It's so crazy.
That was a crazy B hop.
frag and throw it at the sniping spot it's or throw it at silo yeah okay maybe
I'll do it then how do you do it how do you do it that probably would have worked
old guys going crazy
What's the Utah outside again?
Two outside, two outside.
One outside.
I can.
One one one secret.
Two down, one might be top of mini.
Top of mini looks okay.
Bomb dropped, outside.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's gone.
We don't have eyes on it anymore.
Oh, no, we have it. Yellow has it at least.
Or yellow died.
Downstairs.
Downstairs, secret side.
Just one left.
Yep, secret.
He's just worse than me.
Great game, guys. Great game.
Oh, Corey raked up, right?
Oh, no.
No.
Guys, counter shake is awesome.
Counter shake is awesome.
What, no?
You're five.
Silver five?
It's silver elite.
Oh.
That was from last game, you know.
You gotta have your wins.
I don't know, man.
Why, guys?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Hey, my friends and I are having a wonderful day.
We will queue for premier. We can't queue for premier because Kate must be Sergeant Bank. Oh, Sergeant level 10.
That's right, I forgot about that. That's why we bought all those stupid fucking
Whatever they're called. I'm literally
Just says corporal ranks six and win ten more matches. Damn you got a ways to go to be honest
You have four ranks to go
But I'm not gonna sit here and tell my wife to open a bunch of terminals just to farm XP
That's literally like I need someone who's not married to her to tell her the bad news
Yeah, we bought a bunch of
No, I can't remember what they were called you go to the marketplace you buy like the cheapest
thing called terminals and then you just open and decline everything that they offer and
Every weapon that you see gives you XP. It's like
the dumbest slay that you could possibly gate progress
yes it's so insane it's insane
Genesis terminals yeah yeah yeah
the new millennium oh excuse me perennium
millennium perennium
oh dude we got peter briffin on our team
that's actually huge he helped me when I was at my lowest
Didn't did a riot dress like Peter Griffin at one point and told me about your life
Oh, it's a lot to lie
I thought it's like in real life. I'm trying to
I do have a pair of Peter Griffin pants, but I literally it's ironic. I can't fit in them because my waist is too big
They're like a they're like a 27 or something 26. Oh, that's crazy. It's not what yeah
But I got them for $2 and 50 cents
That's a sidewalk sale.
Were you like 13 years old when you fucked up?
No, I was last year, and I honestly thought,
I mean, I could wear a 28.
I thought I could get away with a 27.
You could wear a 28?
I know, it's fucked up, man.
Beep.
Beep?
Holy shit, great job.
I am high on the floor.
I didn't even do anything.
He's so ass.
There was one of our guys somehow stood in the corner for the longest time alive.
I don't understand what was going on.
Guys, look at my og.
Ooh, that ain't an og, that's a cute.
What's that voice?
I'm feeling myself.
No, dude.
I said mid.
Okay, well it's easy grenade.
Yeah, cat, caid, careful.
At least one.
Yep.
Two.
One fell, two.
Oh no, no, no, you're good, you're good.
Corey cleared it.
I
Is he there? Yeah
No problem Lois did he say that
He said thank you. Oh, he did not even like a Peter Griffin voice or nothing. No, no I
Got long Corey
All grenade and Molly or whatever
I just just work out don't don't even because I'll get ducked up. Okay. He did it. You did that time. It was going to be
Huge did he get out I got him. Oh, all right. Well three dead or though one more long. Oh
That was a head he's behind the car long doors
Okay, he's like he's like calming his plays
No, well, well on purpose is Peter Griffin. He just sounds like him. Maybe
Last unknown
This whole spot oh on he's he's he's in he's in suicide. Oh, okay mid. Yeah
I'll keep watching long.
Where's steps close?
Sounds like he's going cat, maybe.
I would agree with that.
I'm going to check spawn really quick.
They could have timinged.
I think I'd watch here long.
Unless he is rotating.
Yeah, we can wait for Plant and then Rethic.
Okay, yep.
He said that.
Smoke double.
Oh, he insinigrated the tunnel.
Okay, I'm going in.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
He's behind you.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I thought I saw him in the door for a second.
You got this, you got this!
Holy fuck.
Oh my god!
That's my try.
Chad, you're literally lying. I didn't see him.
You saw him through my eyes. My eyes perceived nothing.
I did not I did not perceive it as this
Mm-hmm
And my
These guys
These guys are fucking
Yappers bro
Thanks for mute king
guy who's wounded! Long?
I don't know why they would run up this far and then not follow!
Cat, cat, one cat. Good shit.
Two cat, two cat. Oh fuck, terrible. One more cat.
Oh, one mid.
Spawn.
What the fuck?
I thought they were long.
There were three out long, but they must have...
They had time to pivot, cause orange...
Orange is lurking.
Literally, my kill.
What the hell did that guy...
He got seduced!
He got seduced by the gun!
That's bomb down.
I mean it is a nice looking skin it looks like the the renovated space mountain
oh I'd like to apologize this guy was a good try it was a good try
don't worry about long I got long covered I don't have anything okay this
This guy is trying to like coach people bro.
I got, I got nothing.
How many are you down?
Dead.
One guy, he said he's still trying to learn how to play.
Long screen.
Bomb down, bomb down cat.
My king.
Really, really.
Oh never mind.
whenever my I got often said
are too cat
up top made
got this
got this but they don't get sidetracked great play
last cat he knows
just got the
huge
i was like that but i like that but i don't know
yeah
he's saying some shit in the
co-hoggy in accent
but he's just he's literally short
so you got it
crazy crazy play
you know what they
don't hear anything there you say you couldn't believe it when you went out
yeah yeah
they're they're
to her yeah i'm
Oh, we're fucked.
Honestly, I mean, I don't know if I would have done any better, to be honest.
Aw.
If I may, I think that's exactly what my ass would have done.
Can't even be mad.
It's just game.
Although with a kid, that's true with a kid, you might have heard it.
Okay, three of us do not need to go fucking.
I play spawn bro.
I play spawn B.
I know I know
No, but they're going cat
Me and the fantasy pet draft I mean unless you got first over all you're not good dog
Hey
One's up. Oh
Oh my god, this guy...
It's like playing with the sex man.
Pruane 2 forever?
Yes.
The guy, he watched his flank.
He's a great shot.
I just wanted to make sure I had the same sex man.
Son of a bitch.
One there.
One in the tunnels.
All right, they're all out beat. Oh
No, he caught me with my knife out. Oh shit. Oh
Shit that's devastating
Shit, bro, what are you doing? Stop shooting?
that's so insane to me I got cat boy I got cat I will be watching the place
no I can't with this fucking guy man I can't with this fucking guy dude steps cat
I don't hear any steps. Okay. Okay. Stay there for a second. Thank her. Oh
Yeah, so many cat
Bomb down. Oh, there's so many made so many made
Oh, I got up in the back of the neck he was
I don't know. There's one.
There's one right there.
Cat cat. Last.
That's last.
Oh, we don't need to do anything.
He doesn't have an op.
He'll probably save.
No.
He seems like he has a bad sense of time.
Yeah, we shouldn't have smoked the bomb.
You know, you literally sound like a reefer madness.
Oh my god I can't fucking guys, dude, these fucking guys.
Watch your left, Kate.
I hear him on top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he can be rappin' around.
Huge, huge play.
Yep.
He's alive.
Hide, hide, yeah, back, back, back, back, back.
around. Huge, huge play. Yep. Just like hide, hide, yeah, back, back, back, back. Perfect.
Even more perfect. He doesn't have time anyway.
Yeah, she clutched up
Were you Ryan no shot no no no no no no
That's huge. I don't don't Molly tunnels. I'll get three of them when they come down tunnels I
Know I know the fucking bomb video says you have to Molly tunnels don't Molly at this time. I got it
where are you gonna play okay yeah right here great fucking here I said flash
on long long Peter Griffin saying mid off mid good job yellow good job
I'm rotating. I'm rotating like some shit you buy at the Richmond night market. Got one
mid. Might be more. Thank you, Orange. Orange has been killed.
Oh yeah I got killed by bomber last one spawn oh shit double door where's he
going you got this king I hear him on your left double door yeah I just don't
Oh, okay, he went up cat
Yeah, I didn't see me I
Got long
Can I get a buy someone buy me a gun
Peter Griffin has seven thousand we can add that out back
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Okay, because I wasn't going to get a gun.
Long is clear.
is still clear. They're luring us into a false sense of security. I don't know anything
one B on there
oh, one B
one cat, ugh
good shit, k, good shit
what?
They're running on mid to beat.
Oh, how did I miss my shot?
That was my bad. If I kill that guy, they don't get 4-8.
I killed three or two and a half basically with this stupid fucking pistol.
Damn, 5-9-1. I'm fucking... I'm lagging the IRL, man.
Is Peter Griffin guy just a joke story? He has 9,000 but you're not buying?
I think he's new to the game, Kate.
Yeah, but you can still buy a gun.
W grenade. There was one flash long.
Yep.
Slumped.
the
the
the
I got eyes on the bomb okay it's right here this had double doors and if you're looking
at a real casual heads in the clouds type of strain that'll put you in the couch oh
he's afk
certified sheesh moment right there
i got long as
you think they would just run long again
i doubt it
oh armor yeah armor is pretty important that's true that was armorless man
Yeah, Peter Griffin doesn't have anything except for a lot of cash in his pockets.
Flash long. They're gonna challenge again. They're scared.
They molly? I hear cat.
Or you hold here. I'm gonna help Kate. Okay. At least two cat, one down.
I got supporting fire
They might rotate it to be
W Molly got one
Last bum bum dropped a cat oh
You know what I bet he's fucking AFK again
There's two left.
You have bomb though, right? Yeah.
Hey, let's go!
Look at that.
This guy's like a code, he's like 5-7, alright? 5-7, alright.
Alright.
We're doing good.
Good.
You know the play.
Flash out long, tech nine, never stop holding left mouse button.
Counter terrorist technical timeout.
Motherfucker man.
Flash out long, never hold W. Never stop holding W.
Never hold W.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Get it.
They still
Run the same side here, okay
Well wants to do the Fremen walk in the side die pray
That's pretty good
Guys these guys really he's really going man. Did he say Asia or goucho?
It's the same in Japan when they served it on the bottom of a shoe.
So many options.
Do you want a spicy Ryan?
Sure.
Alright, we got nine seconds.
You go first.
When you go through the double doors, the flash will pop off.
a dude covering his eyes and then you just tap him in the head we walk on the
site. Don't even plan just put our nuts on site so they know we've been there.
Oh no I don't know which one I want. Full faith Corey, full faith. You're good.
Wasn't covering his eyes, but he's there
It was all a little...
Gorgeous AFK
Robot smoke for the cross on pistol round, my fucking king, dude!
2-2 CT
AHHHHH
They came out of smoke. Good job, good job. Well done, Corey.
Oh my god, Cat! Cat!
They're going to be the first to shoot at you.
Damn.
Last bullet, last bullet!
Listen to that.
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
Same play?
Oh, I love pistol rounds.
You like pistol rounds?
He said set up for a B rush, I think he's going to B rush?
Literally ignore this guy and follow me.
Listen to the sound of my voice.
you have the bomb though they have the bomb though so i gotta follow the bomb unfortunately
split push yeah too long oh fuck good job good job and the plant money holy shit same plan
I
Case got bomb this time what are we gonna do I'm following Ryan same plan same plan
Trust go for it
Don't go for it don't fail fail. Oh, there's a guy right there
walk in front of me
same as the guy that you shot
I'm on ace I don't care if this dude is called Peter Griffin
we need the team kill him at the start of every round
one's mid one's mid
A site is clear I think
There's like two fellas long.
Oh no, you killed them.
Oh, shit.
Okay, come to-
Going B?
You're going B, okay.
Last guy was mid.
There's two.
One's gonna be coming-
This guy's double doors, Kate.
Not easy to hear, yeah?
Yeah.
Window?
Really good try.
Really good try with SMG.
Shit, he has gone!
Holy shit, we fucking did it.
This guy criticized my crosshair, which I think is really funny.
Be the mute this guy. I'm sick of hearing of this guy.
They're in the last place.
I don't ever want to hear some shit that Peter Griffin said ever again.
I'm done with this guy.
What do we want to do?
First off, right?
I don't think Peter Griffin talking, by the way, is the other dude.
only one crossed be he said
how about cat how we feel
good shoot on the yellow double door double door once we happen on the fucking
A site oh what there's one there's one coming out of the door
I'm done, guy.
I'm done, guy.
Dude, double door, two long doors, two long doors.
Oh.
Good shit, Kate.
Oops.
It's OK.
I didn't know I would recrush it like that.
Don't say it oops for some shit that my wife did.
Very churlish.
Under you, CT.
Yeah.
What the fuck?!
I saw them!
I saw literally two at the same time!
That guy was reloading, and that guy was coming up!
Awwww...
Got four kills, man.
That's a good try.
Alright.
Orange clear assaults.
How does this dude have $8,000?
He hasn't bought anything!
Are you guys...
Is he playing the last two rounds?
he's moving around at least no he's not these are now he is look at that smoke
That was actually an amazing smoke.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm not going there anymore.
I'm going B. There's a guy.
You got him.
There's one mid too.
The watch.
I'm with you, Kate.
You suppressing fire?
Yup.
uh tunnels i think what they had us covered from two different sides it's a rough one
they did some seal team six shit
i did 54 on that guy that's messed up i don't like this gun give me give me my chameleon
back. What is this dude doing? He just pulled off his pukashel necklace. Oh, yellow is going
straight to B alone. He's got the bomb. They might be coming long doors. Be careful on
the flank. Good kill holy shit. We know. Oh shit too. Tunnels, tunnels, tunnels, tunnels,
There's no way I'm getting less kills in Orange, it just can't be the case.
Guys, I'm here to back!
I saw the guy literally coming out of the corner.
I don't even know what I said.
Alright guys, we're off into a side or as I call it, a homicide.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna get two picks and then we honestly plant both sites
Orange orange is the Peter Griffin. He got the ball. He ain't moving. Oh
See out long
Fellas kind of insane
He's grabbing his neck. I don't know what's wrong with them
I'm just going to go back and play with him.
Are you seeing him grabbing his neck?
No.
Uh, A looks cl- Nope.
He's right here.
Oh, come on.
Wait the bomb!
behind you behind oh cat sorry my bad
one more cat last one's cat
they may have pushed into the right
yeah cat cat cat oh nice
nice shit nice shit
and
is a watch yellow watch yellow is always grabbing his neck man he's got a
suri assist something
those when you got the care he was like he was like
nice job bob
they don't bob
that's me bob ballad man with an earring
Okay, uh long doors long doors. I'll watch the flank on long doors
On site oh
Oh my god, it's my fault. He killed two of us long doors
I'm just gonna try to get him.
Maybe I should have just ran in with the knife.
Maybe.
Homicide.
He's gonna catch the grenade.
Yeah.
Go on homicide.
Catch the grenade.
I brought somebody.
He needs armor dude.
You don't need it with the AWP.
Cause you kill them before they kill you.
I said that time. That time you got me pretty good.
Upper mid, careful.
I get mine and then I can go back. That was long.
Oh my god, I shot over and...
Whatever, we take those.
Oh.
Off on site, bomb down cat, that's terrible.
out of a sew your bomb okay okay okay get bomb like oh they fall down oh no no
good a good a good a
oh that's why I said I just didn't know what the fuck
did I commit a suicide?
well you jumped in front of a guy
I thought I died because I jumped
okay I'm broke I can't buy shit
we gotta we gotta force to try to not
Yeah, be rush. Let's do it. Someone flash me out.
Yeah.
Alright, my dick's out.
That's huge. That's huge. That's how the Alphas run.
You got me? Get him. Get him. Good trade. Good trade.
What a shot, Corey.
yes oh my god oh my god oh my god
Cory Cory oh my god Cory how does it feel
probably felt pretty good right?
it felt like shit no bro I bet it felt
amazing you feel the power in your hands
that's power that guys like you and me
don't get to feel all that often
I'll go out. There's a guy in front of me. Oh, it was a little worth it. It was a little
worth it. Literally good shake. He's a mid. Mid with all. Let's go on three, two, one.
Nice shoot.
No fear.
Ah, amazing.
Oh, there's the awp.
He's not going to do anything.
He's way deep.
Smart.
Good play.
Oh, OK.
Why are you playing with your head explode?
Oh, my God.
Why?
What the fuck?
Oh, there's two.
Cat and CT.
Good try.
Literally nice try.
Good try.
Good try good try.
Some clean shooting in there. Mom, I think... It should be like a tennis.
Like they should let us wear now. No, no, no. I think it should be that they
The person to win needs to leave two points ahead
I see I see you get the win by they do though because it would be 13 11
I'm not gonna let them
Do you flash yourself out long nobody else came
Ain't nothing to it, but to do it three two one
Oh my god. Oh my god. There's there's a opera on cat. Oh my god. How did he see me?
He's wounded on car. Good shooting. They gave me my gun. Oh, they got it. Hey, hey,
my alpha king and he's got the bomb.
Don't even need to say anything.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
What the fuck is a tie?
It's not premier.
Oh!
Guys, we're kind of awesome. Also, Corey, that was insane.
What is tie?
I don't want tie.
I know you already ordered sushi.
My heart.
I didn't order it yet because it's been very busy game.
That's been too intense. Yeah.
Oh
Hurry check hurry okay, let's go ban for ban right now. What are you what the fuck am I?
Only 80
Yeah, damn, I'm at 105 no wonder I was fucking it feels way hard. I think they're 80 but like they're strong beats
They said play premier
Play where's premier you can't you can't I can't I can't yeah is that your chat I can't click
Yeah, they said please check play premier to see the percentage how much more you need
Well, she's also not I'll give it to you. It's six out of ten now if my math is correct
So brown two-thirds
There's no way I'm at 105
It doesn't even matter because I'm not even
High enough ranked right like I don't have enough exp
Something like that. It seems like yeah
So, even if I get the amount of wins...
Oh, shit.
Do you have enough wins now?
I think you literally just need the XP.
I just need XP.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, sorry, I'm not going to tell my wife to open terminals.
It's just not going to happen.
Because I hate when my chat does it.
You're having fun playing the game?
some admin work to make the experience worse. We're not going to do that. We're going to
continue popping off and singing Bone Thugs in Harmony.
Q could be a little faster though. I'll see you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely.
you at the crossroads, so you won't be lonely. I'm gonna miss everybody, gonna miss everybody.
And man, I miss my uncle John, though he should have been dominant. You know what I'm talking
about?
Corey, you know.
Let me guess, it's bone thugs at Harmony.
How'd you know?
Let me guess again. And that's not the thuggest rubbish bone.
No, that's crossroads, man.
That's crossroads?
shows. What is your profile character? That's crazy. I think that's I think that's Ruka.
No, Corey. I think that's the main character of get to work. I actually have no idea. Looks
like the main character of get to work. I was just browsing through the steam profile
pictures and I was like, that one's fucking funny. I'm gonna use that one. I don't like
this map. I never liked this map. It does suck to start T side every time, but it could
be worse. We could start CT.
I could have shut the app up bro you're making strong progress
shit snipe her
I can have the counter strike loser we beat the person who lost to us in
counter strike you already know the vibes we rush we rush ramp off flash I
I didn't call them a loser. I said they lost a counter strike to us
I'm not going to say I literally got bombs are going but okay. Well, let's follow him
Wow
What the fuck oh my god, oh all right well anyone else want to call the next one
You didn't even get to call that one though.
Well, I called it.
It just didn't go down like that.
Ah, broke.
Corey, dead asshole, you loved that op last time, right?
I think it would be so bullish for us if you became an op-er.
So what if we go outside?
What if we go outside, guys?
Yeah, yeah.
I basically, I had pistol op.
I got him. He's going.
That's a tough one.
I keep dying to the Viet Cong.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Aim punch. Headed out for him.
Oh, that's how you get on the silo.
That's crazy. You should have dead by that.
How old is Corey? Corey was born in 1948.
Corey is celebrating his 78th birthday.
It's true. Yeah, yeah.
I do not.
What good is good in this map?
Bart will be asked.
Asked if we knew outside smoke.
Camp Lobby?
They think they're better than us, so they rush us and we kill them on the camp.
Literally just reaction time difference.
He's smarter than me.
He's in lobby.
He's in trophy.
Good job, Kate.
Fuck.
Great play.
Holy shit.
There's great control.
Let me go.
Let me go.
One left.
It takes you outside.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll calm.
I'll come for you
No, I couldn't get up. Okay, where are you? Where are you going? I'm outside
They're freaking bombing shit in there, man. There's only one left you have the bomb
I came in with the boys don't smoke to heaven. Oh fuck good kill. Holy shit
Can you get a good go for me?
I want AK. I'll take it. Excuse me? Where's my gun?
You want a Galeel? No.
Okay, I can give you a gun, Kate. No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh shit, oh and three I'm about to report myself.
Squeaky's open.
Yeah, I'm dead, bomb down.
He was in mini shooting through Squeaky.
Okay, okay, okay, we have problems.
We have problems.
a boykisser 32 is a lefty good good stop gay good stop holy shit
I'm a little like thief stealing all the shit so real so real for that it's been a
a great day
The great day
It's a great day. Oh
Who's your favorite Dale? Oh chip and Dale. That's a good one
To outside already
Nice Ryan log the ramp. Okay. Orange is with you with bomb. Oh shit
Let's go have an orange. We got this. Oh, well I killed one at least
one dead lobby he's going to be one outside at least at the garage
loud ass fucking canister
sup fella playa
uh trophy coming ramp trophy coming ramp
watch this watch this
nice save literally all of our lives because the bomb didn't explode
I'll trade you Ryan I'll trade you up yeah here huge show you the true meaning
of you to drop it though thank you I gave it to someone else I got my where's my
where's my on the ground yeah I got it let's let all right time to get off to
uh... outside
one's ramp at least
one lobby
damage a bloodbath out there
i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do
some squeaky squeaky area
to hell the ball that's squeaky last squeaky
great right she's insane round
you got this movement
i love free stuff i love picking up free stuff it's a sexy ass off i can't die
with this is that my off yeah
Did that off skin was given by Dan Geesley? No shot the capillary and then um it was uh two dollar
Most generous Dan Geesley gift i'm flashing
Saw my saw my elbow
Lobby lobby yeah, they're coming behind us
I got one but
They double peaked
Squeaky squeaky
Outside red box
That one
Running the town dude see it feels good to say right
Here you take this all snipe outside
Could I get a gun I give you the bomb? Oh, yeah, don't be greedy. Oh wait. Hold on. Bye. I like this gun. Oh wait, there we go
I'm gonna have a knife out and jump and crap say love pushing lobby
Well
Oh
Still too outside
Good shooting. Oh, oh, can you green over keep that flash me? Oh
My god, good shooting for you
Fucking legend dude, I did not 89 damage to that guy that's you you got me an easy
kill that's so sad right I can get you off no I got it I got it you got it yeah
don't even worry about me
you know I had a $250 off skin and I said I never use off so I sold it and
then traded for a mamu's my carrots literally higher value trade
They seem to be speaking.
What the fuck?
Holy cow, Ryan.
You ate that.
I'm dead.
Take my out, please.
I'm scared.
Yeah, don't worry about it too much.
You cannot shoot me if I'm hiding.
I'm not going outside this time I gotta learn these smoke I'm going to hut
I thought that was our zone. No, that's mini. That's our garage. That ain't it. How does
this right here? Operate the garage. Motherfucker. There was one heaven. In case you're curious.
I'm with you, Corey.
I'm gonna kill the one who rotates that, exactly.
Good kill, Corey.
I can't do it, Chad.
I can't do it.
I got the nightbar.
I try to run.
But it's a slow run.
Where are you guys planting?
Under.
Be lower.
Someone took a shot at me, control, left ramp maybe?
I'm coming out from the ramp.
Single door, single door.
Nice!
She's fucking popping off.
She's crazy.
Yeah, Kate's popping off.
You're gonna get in trouble.
My core is 148.
Holy cow.
Yeah, Kade's really coming along.
Really showing signs of improvement.
I don't know if you're genuine or making fun of me.
No, I'm making fun of Akronov.
That's not it.
Gotta work on that.
anyone want to be the huttler comment huh I don't know what the huttler means
curious squeaky I heard it on purpose Ryan to damage their mental he got me
No, yet he got banned what you did what did yet he get banned for
Heaven
Said Asia was less than three that means that's a heart bro. I don't have bomb. Where's bomb
What the fuck is bomb under- Oh, is it a warp?
Oh, he's right there, left side- They're gonna, they're gonna rush me.
or they're not gonna rush me they don't have to they can just sit I did 80
oh good try
at least I did 20 damage to the guy last round right right I'll trade you the
gun huge I've thrown it on the ground you can press B and then click on it
We're moving out to purchase it. Oh, thank you. Thank you
You got timed out for 1.2 million seconds
It's like a that's a staggering length of time
Watch ramp rush
Yep, fuck
Oh shit
No, you can't-
Oh, Orange Cape.
You can't ban Yeti on May 5th, man.
That's when Bob Dylan married Isis.
The first time.
What?
It's a song by Bob Dylan, and also an Egyptian goddess.
Oh, that's a crazy shot.
Oh.
Alright, I'm going sport mode.
The hell was that?
was a little bit well right what was that
right let's move out Centerful did taze a
guy and then kill another guy pretty
pretty sick
they're orange for you really that's
Zeus charging
uh literally his alt is global so be
careful
I
Grab all okay, I don't know. I was like, oh my god. I can't I can't my grenade hit like seven of them
So, oh my god
They literally toggled good shooting
You got him you got him you fucking got him
Crazy pre-fire oh
One be one off. Oh, no, it's still to be one. I did I hit all five of them
Not to brag 99 in two to my for me and then one and one
Get my shit on P
Nobody buys gear in here?
I buy MP.
Second runs usually nothing.
If you're good, it's nothing.
If you're ass and you want to get kills, buy an SMG and a grenade.
Flashbang outside?
Literally, all I just faulted.
many outside
secret I got one
bomb dropped a garage
gas rain
oh oh
there's two uh single dorm
oh no how
damn the goleal
How's that possible?
Back to the well.
It's like on my org.
Back to the well.
Oh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god.
They blew up Squeaky as well.
I like this play cord.
Oh, wow.
damn she's the same though she's insane how many did I kill I was I was
flashed it was like literally five
what's this one's more less one somewhere yellow with the left-handed
scout
I
We have
Nice shit. I think I saw that I killed two so that makes sense
88 and one day so I
I I dinked him and somehow didn't hit him with another bullet
I hit three dudes saying awesome, but you hit him with bullets. I just hit him with a bad grenade
One ramp
None we he open that's our guy
guy. Two dead A, one more, one more A, one more A.
Got me some.
He got me way squeaky.
Last A. Hot. You picked up bomb. You might be going lower.
The bomb is right here.
Oh never mind. He didn't pick up bomb. My bad. Ignore me.
I'm watching here, right?
Okay.
I'm watching Heaven.
Very selfish watch, if I may say so myself.
You see him?
He went vent.
He went vent.
He went vent.
Vent to ramp to Heaven.
This is my-
He went vent now?
He's gonna come up this ladder and I'm sure he's gonna back up ahead.
K!
He took my kill.
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
He's feeling himself.
He's feeling himself.
I am feeling myself.
It's funny.
I'm feeling myself.
I'm feeling myself.
Damn!
She's feeling herself.
Check this out.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
I'm on fucking lefty flip this time.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
the
push
squeaky open
both confidence wise
what else it was
uh... outside
at least two
You go there, bomb is going outside.
Yeah, they're both outside garage.
Both outside garage, holy...
It's a long trip.
Nice.
You got my gun! Get my chameleon! Get my chameleon!
That's it! That's right, man! That's it!
OOOH! I didn't... I was a micro-second away from it!
That's alright, that's alright.
here take my uh... a cab
i've got my own
i don't need it
so much as i'm going to be so much of it
much this
your lobby
to ramp
they bailed
I inspired fear in their heart.
No, it was a one.
Oh my god, terrible.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
Great.
They might get into ramp.
Careful.
Yeah.
Yellow, you got it.
Oops.
I hear footsteps.
Oh, on A, on A. On A, last on A.
I love the op man
He was like under to your like directly under
Time we got money for another one
Why why did I I don't know
well
or coming back
with me were never lost
yeah that were coming back
except in itself
yeah
he's been feeling himself
that is coming back
I
You push hot hot hot hot all right Joe Namath yeah
Oh shit fucker, it's the same guy
Any any idea outside. Oh shit offer bombs down squeaky
sounds like garage your mini I'm still down
mm-hmm where's yellow watching heaven heaven in the hot
Have been in the hot. Okay. Oh, it's the guys in heaven heaven
Right idea what
This is fucked
By we're him this could just you could just watch the bomb
Well, he can come from ten different ways man. You come from trophy
to come from hot
I
Didn't get it yet
Imagine if that actually kills him I was I was waiting for that actually to get up there honestly
would have been epic
i think that was the guy that killed me and nobody killed him
oh i hit him i did hit him
i got 84 in one man holy shit i didn't know you could do that with an awp
i must have hit him in like a ventricle
squeaky
on a on a fucked up my aggressor Bob push
it's a smokey you're okay what can see well that's true planting a shit
Oh, I get it out.
Oh, no.
He's in mini there.
Holy shit.
Was.
Oh, my god.
He's doing it.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
You saw the last one?
Oh, excellent try. Excellent try.
It literally almost happened, man.
It almost happened.
That would have been so fucking crazy.
I'm broke. I'm broke. I can't buy anything.
You want up?
No, I'll change you up for Frank.
No, for Frank.
So a beast like me needs.
My voice is quagguring.
One hut, one hut.
Damn it.
I'm going having their own day.
Oh, my God.
Take two.
I got nice. I'll never know you're here.
They never knifed me up here.
Oh, they're planting on here.
Got them?
Maybe you should just like save it, but I guess they know where you are.
Money's suspended, though.
Oh my god.
How can you not love the op?
So scary.
How can you not be romantic about baseball, man?
So true.
Where are they pushing us in, bro?
rushing out hut? Ah, they've been pretty random honestly. The last couple times they did rush
a, uh. Rampless behavior. I'm clomping. Yeah, someone's on silo. Lobby's clear. Hopping
silo I'm not squeaky don't come out squeaky it's scary very scary there's an
up looking too many oh no you're right up guys go up guy
Planting upper?
No, I don't think so.
Lower?
Yep.
Oh my god, crazy.
Touch or kick, bro?
It's lower.
I didn't get any.
Oh my god.
So, where did they come through that time?
I think they went outside.
Outside?
Okay.
They won't do that again.
Fuck.
We're gonna be conned.
Black Shove on your face.
I'm just gonna throw a grenade ramp
and then be aggressive again.
rampless squeaky stuff squeaky behavior going on here
outside type of a lot of stuff happening out silent yeah
I thought to
garage garage garage
Oh shit!
Oh I'm bad, I should have had him.
He was a mini.
Good shooting yellow.
Good shooting.
I don't know where they are.
Oh!
Oh, on top of mini.
Oh my god we won!
Nice shit, nice shit.
We won!
Bingo, bingo, bongo.
I don't know, I've got four days left to show off my XP overload.
Well, is that good?
I think overload.
I think it means I have no life.
I think they're literally.
Turn the game off, little bro.
I didn't even see the scoreboard at the end.
Hopefully I wasn't the last.
Last on the winning team?
Nothing wrong with that.
I was the last?
Oh, I gotta go pee.
Be right back.
I also have to pee.
Shit, was I last?
Well, they're not chatting in my chat, so I will never know.
I mean, I can say whatever I want.
I'm the only one who's not peeing.
I hope both of them are sitting down and peeing
because I can't have the standing up here in this discord.
Let's go.
I'm gonna go back.
shot their kneecap.
Comes, comes Intel comes long going long.
The by periods expired.
Yo, save round.
I'm in.
Good round.
Good round.
You guys okay?
You guys okay?
No, we're not good Corey went to bathroom and I shot both of your kneecaps. I was yelling at my dick
He's yelling at my dick to pee faster say Brown
Damn, I'm Corey Magni post-piss kill good try very cinematic death Corey
Oh, okay, watch this.
You looking?
Yeah.
Whoa.
You know how you do that?
Reloading.
Is he jerking it again?
I did wash my hands when I was yelling at everything the whole time.
That explains why I got back faster.
There's like two or three long doors, but we're playing like way up, so they don't stand a chance out
Suicide I think yeah
Nice oh my god, they did not expect
On the ground
I
Got it's over
Okay, good. I think he's the only person I ever see use the odd I
Got tunnels. No, I got suicide. I got suicide. No, I got tunnel tunnels. It's so much easier to shoot them than suicide
I know if you like it. I think it's good
It has always been my favorite
That's just people just like you know only play meta in this game. Yeah, exactly like my friends who don't buy
I'm the meta they smoked med our teammate is dead be
They're gonna take you yeah
Your feet are on fire, bro. I mean it's rough over there. What do you know me to say?
I'm trying to jump in and get the guy planting.
The fellow?
Good fucking kill.
Oh he's up behind!
Behind behind behind!
watch window, window, window, window
oh I honestly thought you had him
where God is my witness I thought I hit him for 62
I hit him for 62
six to six to
they ever applied for it
no I've never seen anyone engage
still engage what you call it engage like I'm baiting them
guys well
his name is steely really
yeah the yellow is very long
uh... at least too long
Okay, they, uh, they molly cat. I'm gonna go watch cat.
They're in cat. No, that's stealing. Never mind.
I've been killed long.
Oh, he took your off. You've rewalked the off all the way up there, huh?
What are you talking about? I walked off. I had a fucking MP five, man.
Oh, never mind. All right. You're not last round.
Good shooting.
good shooedin
coming up
one was pit as well, close to pit
good shooedin
that's alright, that's alright
holy cow
I helped out big time
let's go steal one
You should do open mic and sing stilly dance all.
You're everlasting summer you can see it fading fast so you grab a piece of something that
you think is gonna last but you wouldn't even know a diamond if you held it in your hand
the things you think are precious I can't understand.
Like that.
Oh, you're pulling on my boooaltttttttttttttttttttttt
We push
Cat
They're coming cat
Shane Dawson, twit longer be like
Oh, long
What the fuck is happening to me?
Oh fuck I'm so sorry
Two Cat
Two Cat
Two cat, at least two cat.
I did not realize that was our own guy.
There's one guy in the double door.
Oh fuck, why was I hearing some feet like under me?
617 kills oh yeah that was plus me
oh what the fuck yeah they were car one was car anyway
where were the bike you made go you're all dead
Coy, Coy got killed for rude.
I don't card to you.
That's pretty good.
Did I invent that one?
Two Deagle kills with the Canucks get third overall tonight.
It's a nice draft draft lottery.
It's smoke.
And I'm going in for you.
I don't see anything.
They might be hopping.
They're definitely hopping.
Smoked across.
Fucked up the smoke on the cross.
This is my time.
Call outs.
Nothing ever long.
There's one.
Kevin McKenna, I'm so sorry.
Deep Long, Deep Long.
Yeah.
Oh, they were watching you.
What the fuck?
It's a pretty good song.
Oh, hey, I gotta look long for you. Yeah, I'm going along
Okay, apparently so is everybody else by the way the whole the whole team went long
No, I'm a cat the almost all the two two two more long. I'm dead
I'm on the long flank
nice shit Kate
nice
last one oh no that's yeah is that him?
yeah
yeah
PIT PIT PIT PIT
all yours he's wounded I wounded him
good shot
sneaky dickie like a damn damn
Okay, don't go long this time. I got all still is giving me not yes. Yes
Don't go long. I got along don't go long
Oh, I got out guys everybody
Matches ago there were there were two of them what was in front of you what was behind me these people be be stuff
I
Confirming Cori's call of these stuff
I fucked up the smoke so bad. No one's looking at law. They're the stuff be
Yeah, be be tons I think bomb was down in smoke
I don't know man.
Oh, there's a couple more.
One's mid doors, mid doors, mid doors.
I'm so bad.
I'm so, I flinched.
I flinched.
I lost my glycogen.
I lost my glycogen.
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
Oh, he doesn't care about my gun.
I do need to eat lunch.
I'm fucking.
Thank you, sir.
My stomach is eating itself.
Thank you.
I'm not going to let him down this time.
Fuck.
Cory, let me go long. I got long.
I literally need a cheeky four kill just to get close to even.
Let's move out.
I'm going to drop an Aden peel off.
But when you throw the grenade, they're going to be like, don't go there. There's a grenade.
If they walk out, I just want to have them.
They flashed.
There they come.
The prophecy.
They took his gun.
they're running away more going mid they just ran away from long you stay I'm
gonna support our cat sorry I feel he's dead looking at cat yeah they're still on
cat oh my fucking god they're cat they're cat
Oh, he shot me. He shot my head off. He shot my head off.
Tight.
Whoops. That means he's dialed.
That was good. That was good, man.
Good man.
Oh, did a did a did a YouTube video come out that was like wicker is the best place to camp?
I got no money. I'm two eight, bro.
Let's go, fellas.
Ah fuck.
Did I body block you?
No I just got owned.
Law?
Yeah one hop mid or scout mid not sure.
Oh one crossed.
I got one.
Got mine?
That's not it.
Oh my god I couldn't, I couldn't fucking tell you.
I kept hearing shit in both ears man.
Oh it's probably because they're like behind you and in front of you and...
A few fellas up there.
long place. Can't do anything this round.
Good luck, B-Coin.
Damn, this is really aggressive.
Oh my god!
Don't go, don't go.
Oh god, my crosshair.
gonna die. Yes. It's a shawty. Yep. Come on. Literally good. You planted your feet.
That was pretty good. There's nothing you can do. I mean, we left five of them alive.
We should have had them. I cannot believe I picked up a fucking shawty, dude. That's
so bad. Out of all the gods. Listening to Gaucho right now. It's good, but Asia definitely
Oh, really? Well, on your first listen of an album, you feel the authority to speak definitively? Okay, bro. Whatever you say
Ridiculous give it some time for the themes. Oh my god. Oh my the blue the green pushed me as I was about to throw
Thanks, green
Okay, they smoked cross so that they're probably going long
I'm 311 man, that's pretty embarrassing.
Flashbang Tech 9 let's go.
Are you feeling down, down, down?
I actually am feeling down, down.
You know the play, we go long.
Flashbang Tech 9 long.
Yellow, don't go that way, go this way.
You're so confused.
I did not throw in the flashback.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck is going on? The enemy yellow is on Adderall. I want them banned.
How did he do that? He was reloading and he had shot me.
3 CT.
No fear, no fear.
Oh, good try, good try.
They're much better than you are to them.
Yeah, I should have gotten a USP.
I mean, you were just 1v3, what are you going to do?
Hmm.
B, B rush.
Oh, fuck in Christ.
That's unfortunate.
One's on the catwalk.
Be careful.
Two B.
Got one.
Nice shot.
One B.
Almost got two, man.
Oh, straight back.
Straight back.
got one. Nice shot on B. Almost got two man. Oh, straight back. Straight back. Scouting.
Yeah, she went to pivot. Oh my god. That was a nice dig though. That's a nice one. Oh,
I think there's something mentally about the Deagle where you're like, I'm going to aim
for his head because that's why this gun is good.
And then with like other guns, I'm like, just let it fly, man.
That's kind of nasty with a shout.
The Deagle, uh, the Deagle, the Deagle's like, it lies to me.
If you missed the first shot, you might as well just like point it at your own head,
but.
55 you know not complaining could be better long-style PP long-style
I
Trust you
There's another one
What?
Okay, they were like full. They were like fall I had bomb on cat. Oh shit hurt, but
What the hell he was like a little sliver he was the thing I didn't even see that guy
I feel like he's using your odd do that's fucked up. That's all right. We lose fast we go one more use my
Ock
3d printer, baby
I like the double dollar you think I think we want to end this game fast
Where do you want to go then?
Anywhere, but for me I'm like B is suicide. I
Think if you rush B, it's pretty good
Okay, he just ate the bomb shot didn't kill anybody
One mid he's gonna be rotating there was one long no one say a holy fuck
You watching long yeah, I got long
Damn we own
Last one to scout I think unless he got the scout
AK down here by the way
Leo's better
I hear him near me long. Oh my god long
Oh, sorry, my bad.
You said you were looking long.
The Batler.
The Batler.
What the heck?
What the fuck?
That'd be Dave and his wife.
Let me teach you a little knife trick.
Make up for it.
That lands.
I'm going cat again.
Holy fuck, it was the perfect smoke.
I smoked on top of it.
Oh, the auto sniper.
Fuck.
Guys, sights clear.
I'm blind as fuck.
Cate's got bomb.
Last one. Oh, CT. CT.
Last one, CT.
Good round, guys. Good round.
How did I not get assist from that?
It's like, I got the hit mark.
I don't know. I don't know how assists work. I did kill you after a hundred though, so I don't know.
That is weird.
Galil's insane, man. It's time for a revision on the Galil.
3 Crossed?
3 Crossed?
3 Crossed.
I swear to you.
Oh my god.
Score 20 again!
Aw yeah.
How can you afford that?
That shit's expensive.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
me a Ford that that's expensive
you got this person
yeah
haha
we came through so fast also i was looking at my mini map also
literally doesn't even matter i have a gamer keyboard
i'm married to a hobby to run on
i literally don't need this
it means more than it means more than it does to me
means more than it does to me
my life is awesome
let's do this jumps
okay
i threw a smoke mid so they could still think they're pushing
oh my god
Oh, you got it. Oh, behind, behind, behind stairs.
Ah!
Go long.
I'm going into site.
I think you got to go site, yeah.
They're both here.
Oh, good try, good try, yellow.
That's right.
Oh, really good try.
Are you kidding me?
I hate this gun.
AK, AK gun, it's tough.
The recoil is really tough.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Sure, sure, sure.
One more.
Yeah, last.
For sure.
We've had pretty good results today.
If it was any other gun, it would have been better.
sure. What, what am I, um, I have to be sync at 10. What are you? To my lungs, you're
my air. to my I'll leave. I'll
leave. That's right.
Oh, man. It's a type of shit you
can say when you're top
fragging. See. See.
You ever try to do this? Try to walk backwards through your house and see how well you're
You know, I wouldn't take too long.
So you mean ahead, teammate?
Caught in green onions.
Or not cream, cream peppers.
Oh, you're up.
And you see the fucking lightning coming out of my icon.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I do see that.
That must mean like I'm the way I'm playing
is shocking or something. Hey, that's the XB overload.
Oh, that's what it is.
I'm pushing me. Stop pushing me.
This is an 8.
There's one here.
Two down.
Yeah.
Our bomb, dude, is behind.
Yellow is behind shooting people in banana and dropping the bomb in banana.
Oh, deep banana.
Oh, my gosh.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened?
They fucked your mental.
We fucking...
We had the sight!
Yeah, yellow, yellow...
Yeah, yellow didn't even...
behind with the bomb for some reason spell yellow with no w whatever
huh
I'm not rushing I'm not rushing I'm not rushing I'm not rushing fuck it let's rush
I'm gonna get killed. I can't. I can't get out. It's just too many there. This is big.
This is huge. That's a good one.
Holy fuck.
Oh!
Scared when the dude's name's like a...
I don't know, like a file name.
Oh my god, I saw the guy too.
Execution.
Okay, don't follow me banana. I'm only going up banana to throw a grenade
To farm some damage on you till
What
Oh, there's a guy.
I hit him twice.
We distract him and then Kory gets the kill.
I got behind us.
Oh, many behind us.
Good try.
Good try.
Honestly, literally not our fault is Yellow just gave up on life.
Dude did huge swing.
Was he just shooting in the fucking...
Falling like the whole time?
They might literally be 53 years old.
They might have nothing else to live for.
We can do this. There's no reason to crash.
He said, follow yellow.
Oh, the dude who's like one bad day away from being on the news?
Yeah, sure, man. Let's put our faith in this guy.
Where's he going?
I can't go through!
Bro thinks he's Ding Shabba's, man.
Huh.
Alright.
I've actually never seen that play.
Alright, Simple Man, he says, follow, I follow.
Oh my god.
Whose grenade was that?
I think we should play as if yellow is not on our team.
got the bomb again literally we just kill five and then we win don't follow me
don't follow me don't follow me I'm just going to throw grenades
I got my I've never seen that smoke that's so weird
I
W W play one thing. Uh, I'll try Kate. Oh my god. He literally is reflexes were like not there
I injured someone I don't know if that person's dead. I killed
Where's the bomb?
It was right at the intersection of four different angles.
Go wrong.
We'll peek out our heads.
go wrong. We'll peek out our heads.
Holy.
I've got a hundred percent confidence the guy was not there.
A
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
Don't follow me. Don't follow me. I'm just gonna throw grenades.
Well, I heard him. I heard him in spawns. Oh, yeah. I was like, yeah. I just thought
you had like incredible game sense to be honest. No, I'm not Apollo.
Here one apps.
There's two like patio side of mid.
I can't believe I didn't get them honestly.
I have too much adrenaline right now, my hand is keeping it.
Yeah, one's right side, yeah we can go back B, there's at least two on A.
Okay, yellow's entering B.
I see nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're planting the bomb.
Planting?
You should go like, oh, church, church, church.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
Wait, another Othello Galil enthusiast?
Okay, they're coming from CT.
honestly we might want to verify integrity of game cash that would
should have been a kill that's crazy what what how well how did I not kill him
didn't seem right what was your damage on him 63
don't follow man I'm throw some grenades it's literally working does it ever
I'm top-ragging!
Hmm read Malcolm Gladwell you cut out the outliers
There's one
I'm out, thanks.
Oh god, we're here.
Plaint here.
Plaint here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Nice.
I just got locked in when it came time to shoot my teammate though.
Did the grenade actually work though?
104?
104?
Must have worked.
of
Okay, they smoked off Balcony and Boiler.
Oh, shit.
Arches?
I wait, smoke and push Balcony.
Two remain. Cover me on planting. Go, go, go, Ryan, go.
Nobody pit. They used arches last, yeah. One and one, it worked again. It works, it
works. Maybe those were two different kind of beasts.
What? You, I think you pop off, sorry to get that like intonation there. I think you pop
off after a warm-up and I pop off dry. The two of us together would be unstoppable.
Where's me? We're playing together. Well you're just always the best.
What a shot. Orange, that's my king. Behind us? I'll drop.
How does that not get two kills?
He's so wounded down banana.
Wait, dude, you got the bomb.
Good kill.
Last one, yeah.
Okay, you have the bomb.
Are you planting?
Well, I can't.
At the B, I think there's a guy with the AWP at B.
Okay, come to A. Come to A.
was an offer yeah
fuck
oh my god damn she didn't even bend her knees
I'm no sir C
oh shit double meaning
That's my literary goat
Let me be comms for Corey. He's brick. He's cobble
He's marble right now his foundation
He's retain even he's camping retain
He's behind me it's me
Hi world!
Good round guys, good round.
I didn't even attempt to win.
You didn't even like try to play.
Alright, I'm oping banana.
I'm sick of losing banana.
Oping banana.
Wait, do you guys know what this orange op banana is?
I have no clue.
Purple, purple, ops.
I have not opied.
Am I telling a knock knock joke or something? I don't understand what I'm saying.
Oh, you're talking about their purple
Literally missed
Holy cow Cory this guy this guy keeps smoking it in like the worst way
I'm planting the bomb.
Yeah, crazy idea here.
We were not clear on site at all.
Dude just planted hyper-aggressively.
I hear him right here, on my right.
Oh, shit.
We're actually, like, once the blood gets pumping.
you live with one HP planting the bomb
they sure are playing on it
I'm a simple guy, I also just do the same thing every round
and they could easily counter me but instead they keep smoking the cross in apartments and it makes no sense
okay they Molly did this time that's a bit smarter I hear the footbed mother
breaker it's a damn disaster out here how many thank you sir thank you you
saved my life
Oh, one in apartments, one in apartments.
One apps.
He was into the right.
Oh, two apartments.
We get those.
Oh my god.
Oh, shouldn't it literally shouldn't even be possible to miss that.
I'm sorry I got enough for one next round.
That was the idea.
Last one's up there.
The other guy's lit.
I didn't.
It doesn't matter with an AWP.
It helps.
That's why you should use it.
It's the best guy in the game.
It's the best guy in the game.
It's the best guy in the game.
It's the best guy in the game.
Oh, why swing or a smart man, the bomb fell on its side, man.
It's like a one in 10,000 chance.
Got a plant, got a plant.
Got a plant.
The bomb plan. Oh, my God.
Russian
there's two seconds
oh my god
well
yep we're sacrificing him
everyone pointed guns at his head
don't actually shoot but just make him feel threatened
we have neurons in our brain that can tell when someone's looking at us
they could look at our way
They knew they were shamed.
Got mine.
Off in the apartment.
In the apps.
Yeah, job for me.
Don't worry, give me two seconds.
I got him.
I don't see him.
Oh, he finally won! He finally won!
Oh, wait?
Yeah, you left, yeah.
Send him up.
You really wanted the gun?
one thing
clear pit
she did not but it didn't seem to matter
oh library and patio left gate and right technically how does that miss how
does it miss these two things the fastest kid alive I should just not take
but there were three I don't know maybe I could throw something
So I literally I'm not even messing with you CT is way easier
Okay, I'll do a
I throw a grenade down banana, you know, they can't resist going this guy loves mating banana bro. It's free damage
Banana boy. It's free damage
Banana boy you just throw a grenade and walk back
Oh, you fucker.
They're banana, banana.
Heavy banana.
Heavy banana.
Heavy.
Banana, banana.
I resign.
I love this flank, though.
I resign. I love this flank though. Oh my god, I missed so many shots there.
3 on 3, you guys got this. You're right. 1, 2. Oh, 1.
That was the best you could have gotten. What could I do?
I didn't hit them at all. We were dancing. No, so I added 200 damage.
You know why?
Grenade.
That grenade did a lot of work, man.
This guy is a grenade.
I'm going armorless mag 7 in the apartments.
Call me Professor Plum.
Okay, I'll go B, I guess.
Do you have a gun?
I do have a gun. I don't bring any butyl though. Oh, he's also coming B?
Oh, yeah, with the shotgun.
Bomb is is mid
Up the alt mid
Come on
They're on a y'all
Yes, one guy left he's looking for a gun
Rose literally looking for the best gun. This is so I'm gonna crash out. I don't know what he's doing though
I literally got mine, too
Yep incredible T smoke
He's not gonna reload either like all time. Oh my god, that was pretty good
Oh my god, he doesn't have enough time.
Still.
Honestly.
He earned himself one of those.
He earned himself a get out of there.
Excuse me, he said get out of there.
I know.
Get out of there.
I didn't ever do that.
They're my new best friend.
You hate a yellow, you hate a yellow.
That's the guy I said we should all throw down the well?
Yeah.
Wow
Well, I shouldn't well shouldn't have been so hasty
You guys throwing a they got some crazy made down banana by the way
We don't need people there
What
What I got one, but there's still more coming
that
that they're right with the
states they know how to bounce
it for sure
all dropped in from Corey
We don't need to be aggressive.
running around with their knives out man. Oh fuck he's in sight. He's blink dagger. What
the fuck? Holy shit. You'll get quarried. He's stunned. He's flabbergasted man. I literally
think here's what I think happened. Ricky got behind you and then got targeted by an
ally then swap that's the only way they could have gotten behind you without you noticing
oh what the fuck you're talking about is that is that a league or a doda thing okay
oh need made made made there's one coming mid-junally okay there's a lot be confirmed oh my god oh
Jesus Christ. Can I just sell my op-back?
Oh.
Well, that's no good, man.
I guess I gotta wait for the smoke to dissipate and then ego farms and kills.
Weird.
That's what I would have done.
Six nine.
Shot the side of the head, yo.
the
by a grenade
ming grenade down banana is like free fucking
refucking dope in the world
so until you see a need
come right out of this way you would throw the grenade you hold ass
Who's ass?
Oh
I volunteer
Okay, that was a crazy grenade. Maybe Cory's got a point
Lots of you killed banana
Steps banana?
Okay, literally he should be dead
What the fuck? I only have pistol
Okay
Dude's just hanging out
In spawn
Looking down mid with an AWP
I'm mid into the round
good look. What is a WLR, honestly?
Oh, he's going to kill a man.
He looked at it.
Oh, good shooting.
Worth.
literally came back to buy this grenade cooked in an nl style with engine
source. A little bit of a cerebral joke. I'm a boy. Where we dropping that's literally
wait a second there's a way to sector the nades no you to be I hear stuff e or a
hey that was crazy
why is orange my puppy dog man oh he's late apartment
Just dead
Crazy
My god, oh
Hey, oh
Damn, oh shit. We're fucked man. I
Got the polycule AK from the T side. We don't still wonder we're getting our asses beat
Sorry, what?
I said what I said!
What's the polykill AK?
Imagine what you can do it look like.
One crossed.
Going one B.
oh how the heck did they snipe me with the AK
saved you, saved your gun
did you see bomb coin?
maybe
I know you were in the shed
yeah yeah yeah
I think they're all B
Motherfucker.
So, good try.
Is there any sight?
He's on sight?
It's on sight.
I believe, because you have my gun.
I did get a kill with your gun.
Literally, if I had my gun, there's no chance.
I'm hopping banana?
No, they're going to come banana this time.
Come banana, come banana.
fucking everybody would be home
on my first i was like way late
the lots of stuff a lots of stuff going down a
really
the nightmare on banana bro
never going to be
i just get
what is he talking about
saga he just went
arches i think
don't need to walk through
apartments here
should they get fucked up when i have to do the molly
i think they're a bee now
yep oh
he tazed me
Shit good shooting
Sound effects are great. Oh my nose. One's gonna be coming from a
W times on that. Oh, that's true. Oh
Still good man. It's still good. It's still fine. It's still a fine game. Oh, well, I know it's broke my nose. Oh
The sound of it hitting the wall and then your face is really good.
Most unique weapon kills.
Is that good?
We got Taze, bro.
Oh, it's probably because you used, I don't know, I actually don't know why.
Why what?
Oh, Taze used more guns.
He just, he's bouncing around.
I'm out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will send people over to you Kate. Thank you. It's been a pleasure.
So those were good games. Those were good games. Yeah, it was fun. Much more evenly matched,
I feel like, than for sure, previous attempts. All right, later. Yeah, later. Chat Good Stream.
I'll be back tomorrow. But that's, it's only a day away. So don't, don't be upset. Don't
cry about it later.