Northernlion
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05-06-2026 · 5h 12m
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Wait, that's interesting.
That was the first good comment in not really pre-challenge.
call it peri-chan, before the period in between the start of stream and when stream actually
starts, 80 of something is more than 100 of something. That's interesting. I'll tell
you one thing. I'm fucking with the spirit of what you're saying, because 11 doughnuts
is definitely more than 12. 11 doughnuts is 11 servings. 12 doughnuts is one dozen. 11
Donuts is more than 12, 100%.
But is 80 more than 100?
I think it depends on what it is.
Like 23 beers is more than a case.
Absolutely.
A case is just one thing.
It's just a case.
23 beers is 23 beers, man.
You're older at 31 than you are at 37.
I honestly, I have to think about that one because that's kind of how I felt when I was
like 35, but I do feel like as I get older it is kind of changing.
Even up to like last year, I was kind of like aging between like 25 and 40 is pretty much
exclusively dependent on like your lifestyle but honestly I'm a little bit
more tired at 37 than I am at 35 but we could we could just fucking bounce out
maybe at 38 I won't be I won't be as tired randomly as I am at 37 we could
just fucking hit a local minimum and then pop out the other side I don't know
This convo is giving 28-year-old Stoner desperately looking to find a new epiphany.
Alright, let's talk about what the average person on this website talks about.
What's the top clip on livestream fails?
What's your opinion on an influencer that you just found out existed like a day and
a half ago?
You see the shit that this stranger just said, man?
Kenan, back me up here.
Have you heard about the juice on Mizan 5?
type of shit I'm trying to get interested in people have to fight to stay
who do you by the way who would you be who would you be in in signing stranger I
think I don't think I'd be the one collected Union do's and they will and
shine your shoes. I think I would be, I might be the one who would see the show
and enjoy the cafe Descargo. I think that might be me. You would be, I know
half of you fuckers would be in the line around the block just to see the
can-can-jock. You zombie! Be born again my fucking friend.
Some of you are the kind to have a scar from here to here and make my mug shot
disappear though. That's something.
What's your favorite memory of Ted Turner?
Probably nugget in a biscuit.
What's he even saying?
complicated series of references.
Sorry, you tried to type a three line message.
Too late. You know what I realized? My daughter's learning math at school
and she's doing well.
She hasn't learned subtraction yet.
She's in kindergarten, to be fair.
She hasn't learned subtraction yet.
Trying to explain subtraction to someone
who only knows addition seems like it should be insanely
easy, because you're like, you kind of just
do the opposite of what you're doing already.
But it's actually very complicated.
Like, I gave her 11 plus 2 yesterday.
And then she, like, drew a bunch of hearts on the page
and went, OK, that's 13 hearts.
I said, good.
Then I did what if you did 11 minus 2?
She came back with the same damn answer.
She came back with 13.
I said, no, no, no.
You got instead of drawing 11 hearts and then drawing another
2, you got to draw 11 hearts and then cross 2 out.
But then I started to get too deep into my own analysis.
Is all math just really based on 1?
As crazy as that sounds, all math is based on the foundation of either decrementing something
by one, multiplying something by one, dividing something by one, or adding one to something.
That's crazy, man.
You'll never be Terrence Howard? Yeah, because this math is like real, man. This is real
math. The universe is not ones and zeros. Your computer is ones and zeros. The universe
is not ones and zeros. The universe is all subatomic particles and like magnetic spin
or something like that.
Science is still trying to figure it out.
It's not ones and zeros.
Unless you're one of those people who's like, oh, shit,
I got deja vu.
I must be living in a simulation.
Buddy, I'm literally the main character.
You're nothing.
Like, no disrespect to you.
I was here for like 15 years before you were even born.
The audacity of you to think that you're the main character
of the simulation is fucking insane.
That doesn't make any sense at all.
You'd think that they spawned you into the simulation, like 2002 was the first year, okay man.
It's literally the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard in my life.
1988 was the first year. If any year was the first year, it was 1988.
You're literally a video? I'm literally not. I could reach to the screen right now and choke slam you.
am you. I'm just waiting on Palmer Lucky to invent four-dimensional video codecs.
Didn't Palmer Lucky invent an app for the Oculus that blows your head up?
Was that for April Fools?
It was like a video game where if you lost, your head exploded.
That's an interesting idea.
That's Sword Art Online.
I honestly wouldn't even know to be honest with you.
Did you know Terrence Howard has a micro penis?
literally none of my business. I'm like not to lawyer post. I'm not supposed to
know that information so I am purging it from my brain. There's no reason for me
to have access to the information. I'm not allowed to have that information so
now I have purged it from my brain and I am willfully choosing not to remember it.
I might have beef with Terrence Howard but I got that's not it's not related to
that.
I'm a huge Paddleton head.
I'm really glad to see the Paddleton is getting its due day on the catwalk on Letterbox.
And I'm also, I mean, it's a little bit black, mirror-coded, derogatory, but I really do
I do like the one I love, the Mark DuPlace Elizabeth Moss joint that's kind of like
a Twilight Zone episode stretched out to like 82 minutes or whatever.
I was going to watch Mishima life in four parts today, but I kind of locked in on the
bike and beat.
This is true.
I have like maybe what maybe a top 25 moment a man can ever have in his life
Pumping out I don't know 235 watts average or something like that beating a 20 as the silent
simultaneously while screaming knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me out is that
casual now two weeks and your mom invites me to your awesome long beach is
that casual now I was fucking I was popping off bro that's a hell of a
Wednesday morning there was a sentient 20 it was a shiv build and the second
boss was the fucking timekeeper who gives a fuck bro we just fucking play the
He shives anyway and beat his ass.
Did he say awesome, long beach?
You're not a knower.
Keep listening to Sonic the Hedgehog music.
Spy forgot about Spider-Man music.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keenan, have you seen this one?
Video where kid is crying, listening to Spider-Man music.
Explaining the backstory to viral videos.
Yeah, I don't want that at all.
I have never wanted anything less than that.
The sub music.
What is it?
Sub.
Percy Jackson.
Fighting Night.
Sub music.
What is it?
Sub.
Experiment Music.
The video that I just showed was a video.
I don't fucking care.
I don't want to start the 10 part Netflix documentary behind the scenes of the 22nd video that
You've see you wanted to watch to laugh the chilling true story of the cartoon that you watched when you were fucking five
The song music
Spiderman music the video
I'm tanking your fucking average watch time, bro
Me when I listen the caves of Altamira
A lot of people seem confused by the lyric when there wasn't even any Hollywood.
That's not a confusing lyric, man.
Don said what he fucking said.
He said that the human impulse to express yourself and be creative existed before there
was any attention to give to the works that were being created.
It exists within all of us, man.
I recall when I was smiling, he does sound a little bit like Alan, though.
Also heartbreaking, when I played Caves of Altamira and then on Shuffle, the live version
of Caves of Altamira came on and I was like, wait, wait, Steely Dan is bad?
The studio merchants, it broke my heart, man, have you heard the live, have you heard the
live version of the Caves of Altamira? I mean they're crushing it in the studio. Okay, the live
Bob Dylan too, yes, but to be fair Bob Dylan also just kind of sounds like that on his more recent albums.
Bob Dylan live actually fucked back in the day. Oh
me the red pill get $100 trillion the blue pill go see the rolling thunder review in 1975 either in
Montreal or Boston? Oh me! I'm taking 100 Blue Pills simultaneously.
So what's Gambonanza like? Can we get to the game, please?
Can I get to the game, please?
I love taking blue pills me Magresta shaking hands taking blue pills
What color is vivance
What color is five bands
Red and blue it's red and the blue pill. Holy fuck. Really?
They walk in you never thought of that. What shit did you Morpheus? You never thought of that shit?
I got one foot in the matrix and one ass cheek in the Nebuchadnezzar
Jack me off tank. I'm going in
Before the fall when there wasn't any man when there wasn't even any Hollywood
They heard the call and they wrote it on the wall for you and me to be understood
But I'm at my name. I can't this fucked up alto sax part
Stealing Dan got to be the number one band whose songs entirely sound like they were made by the
Saturday Night Live House band and I mean that a hundred percent. I mean it 100 percent. I mean that it fucking rules
But a lot of the songs do sound like in the middle of it someone could be saying
Bobby Moynihan
Colin Joest, musical guest, Chad Kroger, Rachel, I forgot about Rachel Dratch, man.
Rachel Dratch!
What do you think your Saturday Night Live vignette would be when they introduce you?
off no matter what I would I'd be in the featured players section because I don't
think Lauren would fuck with me. I think I would be I would be finishing an
anecdote like it would be a 0.25 seconds of me finishing talking and then
everyone laughing and then me turning to the side and doing an up nod. This is I
think would I think mine if I if I may I think mine would be a little bit like
like this. It would be like featuring Ryan Leturno. Something like that. I think it would
be something like that. Man, and I'd really want to be at the, I'd like to be at that
part of the song if possible.
That is very Ike Barron holds coded.
I honestly, I don't know.
I kind of, in my head, I see myself as a Fred Armisen,
but I don't think I'm quirked up enough.
No, he's musically talented.
Okay, let's not glaze him too much.
He's a drummer.
He's no Ira Glass, okay?
Oh, shit.
Pumbananza?
Hang on, give me one second.
Did you hear that? That's obscene. That's obscene.
I heard what I heard. I heard what I heard, man. I closed this damn tab that says, video
where kid is crying listening to spider-man music.
Open it again.
Yeti, you should just be happy to be here.
You literally got timed out for 2 million seconds.
I know the mods are feeling like most is like throwing out Barney.
As soon as the stream ended, I did slash user Yeti underscore productions.
I saw Megresta timed you up for two million seconds.
And then I did slash on timeout Yeti underscore productions.
And I know Megresta was going, you didn't know Yeti was behind you.
I think it's good.
Because you know what it means?
Now, Yeti's like, I have invulnerability. No, you don't, because the mods can still time you out for 2 million.
They could just time you out every single stream, and I will just untime you out.
You still, like, it's functionally the same as being banned, to be honest.
If you just end up being timed out at the start of every stream and unbanded the end of it,
I'm not saying it's what they should do. I'm just saying, like, don't get a big head about it
and think that you've got, like, a permanent bubble shield or whatever.
Chatters, we are here checking out Gambonanza.
It's chess, chess roguelike.
Chess roguelike, is it a deck builder?
Well why don't I let the store do the talking?
Because I don't know, to be honest.
It's a turn-based chess roguelike set on a tiny board with higher stakes.
Holy cow, 535 reviews, congratulations.
Get lost in all the ways you can break traditional chess.
Alright, I'm all about it, man.
Let's get it going here.
Out now on mobile as well.
Report a bug, yeah, I'll report a bug
when you start the game.
It says come bonanza.
It goes come bonanza.
Play me, start a run.
He squeals.
Oh, shit.
No, why would I ever click this button?
Three pawns.
That can't be good.
That can't be good.
That's like the worst piece, man.
Pieces three of three. Aloha, I'm Bluku. I'm here to teach you how to play.
And Gambonians with the goal is to capture every enemy piece. You'll lose if you have no pieces left on your board.
To complete the game, you have to win the fifth game of the fifth stage.
But enough talking. Hit that go button. Let's dive in.
Let's try to win that first game. Okay, well, literally, this captures a piece no matter what you do.
Literally, he's trying to give me a chess tutorial, and I'm saying that won't be necessary.
Alright, first round under control.
You know what's crazy is that I feel like a lot of you who have only read the light
TikTok tutorial style end game strategy, you're definitely moving a pawn on the back row,
too, there.
And then you're ending up in a position where you actually may lose a piece.
and that when you move your middle pawn forward one.
Like you, because you never learned mid-game chess theory.
You never learned strategy and tactics.
You only memorized openings, okay?
And that's why, that's why you get the Yasser Siro one books.
You start with the green end game book
because you need to know how to draw or win in games
where you are equal in material
after the pieces have been traded.
And then you move on to the mid-game book,
which I think had a black spine.
And then you go to the Maroon openings book
and you just learn a couple, just learn a couple.
You don't need to know, you need a couple
for you need a few as white, maybe an E4 and a D4
and then something to throw them off.
And then you need to have a response
to E4, D4 and C4, that's it.
That's all you need.
Okay, sorry, I kind of got lost there for a second.
Awesome, now that you're rich,
let's grab something cool from the shop.
Let's buy this little beauty.
Capturing a pawn skips the enemy's turn.
This is a gambit.
Each gambit has a unique effect
and there are tons to discover.
This one skips the enemy's turn with a pawn
if you capture with a pawn.
Pretty cool, right?
You can mix gambits for powerful combos
but you can only hold five at a time.
In the shop, you can also buy tokens
for mini games with amazing rewards.
You're broke.
you forced me to buy the greatest item that's ever existed. I don't want to move, I want them to go first.
Prepare your strategy. At the start of each game you can set up your formation.
Okay, place a pawn here then press go. Do I get to go first?
Okay, well then you're in the world of hurt bro, because I'm just going to capture your pawn, which will skip your turn.
I think you know everything you need to have fun now. There's a lot of things I didn't explain though
But I really want you to discover and experiment by yourself if something feels off just hover it to get quick info
Hope you'll have fun playing my game. You're on your own now
Capturing with a pond skips the enemy's turns. Okay, so in that case I will just do this forever
And then of course promote you to a queen and then capture this and then your life is over. Okay, easy as turn of all time
Bonus interest as well. Let me I think I'm just gonna lower the volume ever so
slightly. You just got a certain auditory sauce to it. Sell this gambit to get a
gambit for pawn, change every game. King. Waiting promotes one of your pawns. Just keep
your term without playing to promote. I mean, that seems obviously incredible. I have $11.
Earn a modified tile amongst two choices. Well, obviously, like some of these seem absolutely
incredible. But let's see what the tiles do then. Like earn one modified tile
among two choices. Oh shit. Moving a piece on this tile, moving a piece on this tile
blesses it during one turn. A blessed piece when captured reappears in your
stock. Moving a piece on this tile protects it during one turn. Okay. Moving a piece
that when it doesn't start on the tile well let's not even worry about it
moving a piece on this tile is it like when a piece lands on the tile or if it
starts on the tile I guess we'll find out um put that bad boy right there
Maybe, I don't know.
Choose between one of two random pieces.
I'll take a queen over a bishop.
My two cents.
All other things being equal, I'll take a queen over a bishop.
Honestly I have an interesting idea here.
That's my formation.
Pieces 4 of 3.
Incoming boss, Hikaru of the Banished.
You can't use your stock during the game.
Okay.
Get dumped.
You get placed.
I'm going to slow play you.
Let's go.
Step 1.
My queen is now blessed.
When captured, it reappears in the stock.
Are you even trying, bro?
I mean, this is a comical world we find ourselves in.
We live in a twilight world, people.
Oh, which you can't, well, I can't use it against the boss, but it's saying that they
have boss fight.
Buying the token is a one in three chance to grant the knight.
If a queen is threatened to earn a pawn once per game, it could be swag.
Okay, and then just another pawn.
Honestly, I do feel like having more pawns is good, but we don't have this base on the
board.
Honestly, I think I love my board right now.
Let's save some money and start to work on some bonus to interest.
Game four or five.
Prepare your strategy.
I'd consider my strategy prepared.
But honestly, probably not what I would have done.
Hey, it's me again.
Got a cool tip for you.
If there's room on your board, you can place a piece from your stock during your turn.
Doing this skips your turn, but it can really catch your opponent off guard.
Use it whenever you need.
Catch you later.
I have a beautiful idea, watch this.
I don't really know where I want to put this, to be honest with you, just put it here.
So if they move this one forward, we get a free turn.
Easiest game in my life.
Actually, easiest game in my life.
my $10. Piles? Oh, upgrade. That's exactly what we want to see. You just give me another
piece on the board for the moment. Wait, do I even have enough? I don't have enough pieces.
When a piece gets captured, otherwise it doesn't go to your stock. That makes perfect sense.
Whatever, give me one amongst two, man. It's permit death pieces. I'll take, honestly,
the pawns are kind of OP because we if we get a capture with them it skips the turn we go next
specter of the lost game okay now if a piece gets captured it's gone because we can't get it out
of the stock. This piece can only be captured last, understood. I still think the queen
go into the stock makes a lot of sense. In case it gets captured, we still have it. I
mean, you didn't stand a chance. We lost a little bit of money, don't get me wrong.
We did beat the boss though. It's not like I can really stop a rook from taking a pawn
at the end of the day
they want to take is i guess i could move them out of the way that makes a lot
of sense now that i think about it
and
it
i would like a random chess piece please i think we need to we need to up our
game a little bit
upon
seven dollars
uh...
I'll purchase a pawn.
Five dollars.
I'll choose among three gambits.
Choose a gambit.
Capturing with a pawn gets you two dollars.
The start of the game gets you free money, maybe.
Capturing the piece on your first turn grants plus four dollars.
We're not really built for that.
Give me give me the bug catcher's gambit. Sounds like a song by bus driver.
There's stage two of five.
When this piece is on the board,
capturing the piece makes a random pile crumble.
Okay. What is their first move going to be? If I were them,
I wonder if you could draw on the board.
If I were them Rook to here is the first move
We want to make this pawn go back to the stock so we're not just losing out on it. How are we going to stop Rook to here?
Queen here
Rook goes here pawn moves up if you capture this the pawn goes back to the stock we capture you you capture our Queen
We lose the game
Sounds good. You move first
That's a good point
So that's a that's a damn good point. What is I guess in that case. I'll just wait
Wait, but if you but if I do this this is horrible. No, no, no, it's fine. Maybe I don't know it's not good
Capturing a piece with a pond skips the turn huge and gives us two dollars
Honestly, I would accept that.
That doesn't bother me.
Um, we'll place a pawn, capture the rook, literally your life is over.
If I promote, do I get to keep the pawn?
Or do I get to keep the piece, I should say?
We need pieces, bro, nine bucks, nine bucks, give me, give me, give me, give me one night.
Place them on the board.
You know what?
Actually, you moving to there early on could be huge.
We go next.
You've got nights too.
That's a little spooky.
I think...
I'm just gonna capture it and the piece makes a random pile of crumble.
Okay.
I accept our first turn.
Start here.
Put some pressure on her.
You place some pressure on me.
I've increased the pressure drastically.
In this business we trade, could I capture the rook?
Yes.
Am I going to?
Yes.
Is it going to cost me some money in the future?
Yes.
I need to rebuild my board.
so I run these streets that's the only thing you need to know
ten dollars I keep I keep spending all my money though
one of your pieces is captured on a black tile skip the enemy's turn is
captured waiting is a chance to grant a random gambit fucking bro two queens I
can't I would like to purchase you
Let's go. We go next.
Parry your strategy. Mecha Chungus Carlson. Shuffle your pieces and make them unreadable during the formation phase. Okay, Beyonce.
Let's go. I'd like you to come back into my stock.
If you capture me it's not the end of the world, but I prefer if you didn't.
You will make a mistake.
You will make a mistake.
Ah, whoa!
Undo!
Undo!
You fucked up, bro.
Oh, you fucked up big this time.
We still run this town.
Get my $10.
Ponds give us $2.
I need a pond.
I also, I mean, I'm spending way too much money
on pieces, I feel like.
Don't get me wrong.
Two palms, I mean it's not so bad and Richie Majon.
They got their own queen.
On weight create a copy of this piece on a random tile.
Truly devastating.
I forgot I go first again.
This is what I was hoping for.
Something like this.
Into this.
Into this.
Into becoming a queen.
And then I still get to go again.
Into capturing their queen so I don't get captured.
Okay, that was an absolutely beautiful turn for us.
We've unlocked a new gambit somehow.
And we still have our pawns, which is crazy.
A king move one square in any direction at the start of the game earned $2 per bishop.
When a piece is blessed, one in three chance to earn its sell value?
Well, with $24, first off, give me a piece so I can have a full board.
Honestly, give me a king, man.
And then, I mean, this is money, it's money, two bucks for a re-roll.
Okay, let's just choose between three legendary gambits.
One token available in the shop.
Copies the first triggered tile in a game onto a random tile.
At the end of your game, earn five bucks per piece next to a king.
That's the family gambit, y'all.
I'm shelling out.
Moving the piece onto this tile grants a phantom copy of it.
Phantom pieces sell for zero, vanish at the end of the game.
Pachinko, bro.
Apple TV. Film the Vancouver. Look it up.
Having a phantom tile where we can move our queen in the early game seems crazy.
We go next.
a Chungus Carlson. What the fuck? What's your thing again? Shuffles your pieces and makes
them unreadable during the formation phase. Alright, so we don't know what's what.
Well, just do it like that. Go. Literally acceptable. Turn one. Phantom Queen, bro.
I can't place it. I need to wait for a piece to die.
Um, literally fine.
We make a move.
We make a move. This piece can only be captured last.
Okay, well, another phantom piece.
Well, you're in hell.
You're in hell and I run this town, because this is free.
This captures a pawn. You move over and do absolutely nothing.
You can only be captured last, so we got some thinking to do. Don't get me wrong.
I mean, can we just move a pawn to the stock? I guess you'd have to sacrifice it.
I'd prefer not to lose any pieces if possible.
Maybe I could force you to force your hands?
Because this, well yeah, okay, literally just letting the enemy move seems to be the place
sometimes.
What a hell of a fork though, don't get me wrong.
Whatever man, you capture the king, you capture the king, and you can only be captured last,
you fucker.
Ummm...
Okay...
You go here...
This buys us a turn.
You probably capture with the knight.
No, because you don't get to go.
Which means I get to go.
Which means I get to go.
And then you become a queen.
Which means I get to capture you.
And then your life is like, extremely over.
You can take my Phantom Queen.
No, you can't. Oh, yes you can.
you can take my phantom queen I do not
that's not even phantom that's a promoted queen so it's literally a pawn
and your life is clearly over
only thing is way way way
I... no no no okay here's...
this is... I'm farming
capture the knight with a pawn
in order to get two dollars
Whatever.
I've won against Mekachungus Carlson.
Too easy, bro.
Get my $16.
Okay. We need pieces.
That's important.
At the start of the game, I don't even give a fuck where my pieces are,
so $7 for free seems kind of crazy.
and then one random chess piece like that um another bishop why not we don't have a
king anymore we could sell the family gambit if we find a better gambit.
Let's re-roll for two bucks.
I love the idea of a pawn and captioning with a night earning knight waiting during crumble
mode grand so peace.
Upgrade the board for $15 wait wait I think I fucked up let's put one bishop in the stock.
sell the family gambit and then get legendary gambits. Epic gambits, okay. Imagine if we
win our first try, man. At the start of the game earn a pawn. When one of your pawns
is captured, promotes a pawn, landing a piece has a half chance to skip the enemy's turn.
3 palm at the start of the game, too crazy for a guy like me.
And then random tile.
Didn't even look at what they were.
Didn't even look, just clicked the button.
When an enemy piece steps on this tile, trap it, it can't move next turn.
Boom.
Here we go next.
It's crazy how you glance constantly in CS2, but in a single-player game your ass is not
looking at chat.
because in CS2 I spent half my time being dead man. Seven bucks for me because all my pieces are on
white tiles okay. You have to be captured larsed. Literally Phantom Queen is step one.
All right I'll say the obvious that's probably like not ideal.
Literally no matter what you capture though it doesn't matter because we trade
And then we skip you the question is do I do do I go I think you go for it, man
Why not we get a free pond every time anyway?
and then
I would place a pawn right there to start another chain.
You don't want to do that, bro.
Literally, I don't even care.
Do you?
Pop this down here.
You capture me.
Fights over.
I got a piece in the stock.
I don't mind.
money off of that. We lost a little bit of money off of that too. We know our board looks
fine man. Upgrade it, buy a rook, put it on a white square. At the start of the game earn
a pawn. We literally love it. We don't even need a random chess piece bro. Do we want
a modified tile? I don't fucking know. Blessing tile, protective tile?
A protective tile might literally be better. Protects it during one turn.
The background looks like newborn poop. It's literally called mittenia.
I thought you guys played Isaac.
On weight, create a copy of this piece.
Understood.
Okay, let's go.
Give me my seven dollars.
I've captured a pawn.
Captured a rook.
Captured a pawn.
Captured a pawn.
It's not the only thing they don't know shit about chess, man.
Oh, fuck.
Well, either way you're cooked is the important part.
Get blessed.
Create a phantom copy.
You will not run for me.
Give me my 11 dollars.
If you're moving at night, half chance to skip the enemy's turn.
It's gonna be pawn.
It's gonna be peace and I hope it's a pawn.
It's a knight, interesting.
Crazy good spot for a knight though.
And then another piece would go crazy.
chance to skip the enemy's turn. Okay wait there's got to be something man.
Capturing with a pawn grants two dollars. We literally don't care. Give me the
fork.
Stage three of five, game three of five. This is like halfway then right? I have
chance to skip the enemy's turn if you can capture two plus pieces. Okay well
Well then, here's the play, man.
Go here, get your $7, move here, you're forking.
Enemy's turn has been skipped, and we got a phantom piece.
I mean, I'm the type of beast that would probably just say,
what if you just put a knight on the board
in such a position that it could,
nah, it doesn't work like that, okay?
Okay, okay!
Queens in an interesting spot, huh?
I'd really like my queen not to get captured
Can you move to I
Don't even know if that's a good move honestly
Pump this beast down right here
You capture that, not unexpected.
We go here.
You go there.
I really can't, I don't want to lose my queen, man.
We're in an unforeachable position.
You know what?
Move it back to the stock if you get captured.
And then, I didn't really think about
what you're going to do after that.
Captured this B straight here.
Not a surprise.
Things are getting a touch spooky for sure.
Probably going to lose the pawn.
If you can lose the pawn to win the round, all might be forgiven.
Go here.
Ah, shit.
It's over. It's over.
I can't move anywhere without getting captured.
I can't move anywhere without getting captured.
Oh wait, you're right, the protected tile!
Huge.
And I'm only protected for one turn.
Moving a piece onto this tile protects it for its turn.
Okay, in that case, bless me.
I've returned, never mind.
Alright, that was our seed.
I think we learned something very valuable though.
What we learned is we need to not trade pieces.
I was in a very chess oriented mindset where I was like trading pieces is good when you're
up material.
You need to protect all chess pieces, no matter what.
See you in my on-band request buddy.
Kev Borklik, the boss selects two of its pieces and applies stasis to them.
Okay.
Literally no problem whatsoever. We go.
You are not up material. I meant throughout the game, point dexter.
Cause we would have had way more money to spend on gambits and specialized tiles if I hadn't been buying four pieces per route.
You're fucked, lad.
Easiest round in my life.
I count created 2013 get it twisted a lot of people
Just being old doesn't give you an excuse to be mean you should know that you're 22
Also, they if they if they apologize to the on-band requests, they'll get on band
What what has happened a lot and then mods back me up on this one if you've seen the on-band requests
There's been a lot of on-band requests that are like I didn't know I would give band for that
That is not an apology. Just to be clear. So for anybody who's who's posting a message that's
like rude and then they get banned and they go I didn't know this was against the rules, you're
you're not going to make it to heaven okay that's like camel meat eye of the needle. All you need
to do is say I'm sorry my soul weighs insultingly not the same as a feather according to Anubis.
It won't happen again, and then if it happens again, you're cooked for life.
It's that simple.
Yeah, just my fault, OG.
That's all you need.
Hell yeah, um, Ben, anyone who says my bad unless it's some crazy shit, you get it, Magresta.
You get it.
You get it.
Okay, one second, we got three pieces on,
this is a save round, for sure.
Unless you see better gambas, this is a save round.
If I got a ban in here, my life would be cooked.
That's literally more reason for me to ban you
if you make me feel bad,
because I know that it hurts you more.
You should never type something like that.
That literally means that I have so much power.
If you ever do anything wrong, I will just ban you.
And then I know that you're gonna come crawl him back.
So I really hope they make a mistake here.
I go here, you go here, I go here, you promote,
I lose my life.
Tragic.
Am I okay losing a pawn?
I mean, I don't really have it.
Stale mate, let's start again.
All right, yeah, I was gonna say that shit is not a stalemate. I think they just kill me
But I appreciate it that the probably the best outcome I could have asked for
Okay, that this is going much better
That was way better
$17. I do feel like getting another piece matters, man, but there's also the interest
level. Waiting is a chance to turn one of your rooks into a queen. I mean, honestly,
maybe it's like let's treat it like an auto battler. If you have the chance to turn a,
to put a piece on the board, you take it.
What do you got here?
Oh, rook.
Okay.
Likely first moves, ponds here.
Okay, I think I know what I like.
We go first.
That's the important part.
We wanna block their easy promotions.
probably play something along these lines right here but then what's your first move?
first move is king to here and then when no because then if you do rook to here you blow
me out first move is literally wait or move king back one waiting would literally be OP
if they had it in chest by the way so I don't want to hear it literally wait again
we have to swap if we push up the well yeah we have to swap we have to swap
now you can still do look to there which is truly devastating I thought you might do that
But realistically speaking, sucks to lose the pieces, but Bed like, couldn't have gone
that much better for me given the lack of aggression that I had early on.
Two bucks for a pawn is a given.
I'm sharing with the knight, there's a chance to turn a pawn in your stock into a knight.
At the start of the game, earn a pawn. That seems incredible for Econ, bro.
This is the best day of my life.
Ah, shit, no it's not. We should have moved our king out of the way.
I'd like to go back.
Well, if we just move the king out of the way, it's the easiest win of all time.
Oh shit. It's called Endgame Theory, yes or zero on. A queen, huh? Real original. We
us. Oh, okay. Easyest day of my life. Another king. We have $12. We're spending all of our
money on pieces again. We do have five bucks in the bank.
Get more click clock of fate
It looks like you have an undo button. Oh wait, no this piece can't be captured use wait three times to remove this state
Oh brother well the good news is if I just keep my pieces on dark squares
there's really nothing you could do about that but
put you there and then that gives me a free weight without the rook capturing
it at least. Well I don't know I mean to be honest with you at some point we got a swap.
Maybe the point is right now. A pawn. I littered but what is my king going to do? My king
in a fucked up position, bro. No, because you just go, you just go there. Wait. But,
if I'm, if I'm being honest, you don't think it bothers me all that much in the whole scheme
of things. Obviously, you're going to capture my king, but then I'm going to capture this
Bishop and then you're gonna capture the pawn and then I'm fucked. Then I'm going
King against Rook which in theory should mean that you... I mean it should mean
that... oh my god I fell through which is good right? Doesn't that mean we stalemate?
All right we go again. We go again and this time we actually protect our pieces.
your pom-pom. Why did the floor fall? Yeah, there's like, there's like a crumbling aspect.
There's an aspect of crumbling.
All right, literally go and then wait.
Best turn of my life. Best turn of my life.
Skip enemies turn after a promotion earn a dollar whenever you earn a pawn or just add a bishop
Fuck it skip after a promotion. Let's give it a try and
Then five pawns
We probably the way I would look at this we want to overload one side
and
And then have a bishop in a good blocking position on the other side
Heart breaking don't push that center pawn. I'm gonna freak the fuck out
Capture
For the cost of a pawn, I can live with this.
We skip an enemy's turn, promote to a queen, skip their turn.
You can't move.
We run this town and my queen did not fall through the ground.
Buying the knight has a chance to give you a pawn.
with a bishop on a white tile skips the enemy's turn. Necessary, necessary gambit for us.
Capturing with a bishop on a white tile skips the enemy's turn. This changes everything,
man. And now, okay, so like now I get it, like I'm realizing the value of initiative.
It's like XCOM 2. Being able to capture two pieces at the start of every round kind of
insane. Hey, that's really, that's really good.
Landing a queen turns one of your pawns into another random piece when a piece is blessed.
Maybe a save round to build up some interest.
Mmm, devastating. All of the pieces are on, uh,
dark tiles. I think we want this.
And then we start with a wait. Then you move upon. I was hoping it wouldn't be that one.
We wait. Uh, if you move a rook here, I lose.
But just don't do that
I mean, it's it's a good trade, but then how do I defend against pawn up?
You don't you just you kind of just lose so I think you wait and then
It's not getting any better is the thing
Or is it because now we skip the turn
And what do you do from this point on where it's just a little bit of prayer involved
because they're going to promote, they didn't promote.
We move up, you capture, we skip the turn, now all the tiles which we were going to move
to are inaccessible to us because the floor has fallen apart.
We skip the turn, my pawn has fallen over.
We skip your turn, move one tile up, and then you fall to your death, okay, all right, okay.
Capturing two pieces with a bishop, earns a random piece.
Okay, necessary.
Capturing a piece on your first turn gives you money.
Buy a pawn.
Oh, shit.
Juded Pulvation, Queen of Illusions.
You can't see your opponent's formation.
Prepare your strategy.
That's my strategy.
I capture your bishop, which skips your turn and gives us four dollars.
How am I going to capture the other bishop, man? I got an idea.
Do this and then see if they capture.
And then we get a bishop because we captured your bishop.
And then we put a bishop down here.
Go ahead.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we got something now. We got something.
Waiting is a one-third chance to grant the copy of a piece you have in your stock.
I think we really need to pick a piece and we hope it's a bishop, man.
Honestly, a rook and some utility for sure.
And then 10 bucks?
I mean, the queen is obviously good.
Let's take a $5 chance on a gambit, though.
I gotta know.
A rare gambit?
Issue-related gambit?
Waiting during crumble mode grants a random piece.
At the start of your game, earn 3 bucks for each rook with no piece next to it.
I'm taking the money option here.
We're literally shut up for it.
I'm ready.
Three dollars.
We get an enemy king.
We have nothing to fear.
Holy shit, I'm actually running this town.
Enemy turn skipped.
Put some pressure on him.
on different colored squares seem better?
Do you still think it's better even when you capture something on a white tile?
It skips the turn unless you move twice?
Moving twice seems pretty OP, just my two cents.
This is a perfect upgrade situation.
And then another bishop comes out, and then we can get some serious fucking coverage, bro.
There has to be like a mathematical formula for being able to cover every square on the board.
with three of the same colored Bishop.
Obviously it doesn't hit every square,
but it's a lot of squares.
And also you still get three bucks for your Rook.
we go next. Okay, let's think this one through. No, man, let's just send it. I think I'm ready.
capture you. Capture you. Motherfucker. God damn it. Okay, um, you know what? Place
a king. Capture. Wait. Capture. That's completely fine. Still completely fine. I should really
look at the piles that are falling for sure.
I think having five pieces makes a lot of sense.
Dev and chat, not to not to call you dev and chat.
When it says next to, next to I'm assuming includes diagonally
like for fire watchers gambit.
Next to includes the eight squares adjacent,
not merely the four on the cardinal directions.
Cycling Jake, I don't want to talk to you.
Ever since I found out you're 6'3", 200 pounds,
I don't want to talk to you.
I thought we were we were conversing as peers. I didn't realize I was talking to a professional
athlete. So I'm a few other people in chat now wish to speak to you, which is why proof
that life is not fair. But what I'm saying is you're suffering no losses.
Look at lately look at lately does next to for the fire watchers game
But does next to refer to just the cardinal directions or the eight squares surrounding a piece
They're posting codes with no air pods in just the four directions you saved my life
Okay, cuz then I can do this and this
I have five pieces on the board right now. Okay, let's send it, man.
Damn, it's bishop season. I mean, right out of the gate. I really, I think I just love
like a take. Why can't I take you? Oh, because it's the spawning phase. I take you. Skip
your turn, take you, skip your turn, get a piece, take you, lose my rook, but don't give
a fuck. We really, we'd rather lose a rook than lose a bishop, man. We could like, put
a pawn here, but that really just loses us a pawn, buys us a turn, doesn't really matter.
Yeah, we'd rather lose a rook than lose a bishop.
So we accept that as the cost of doing business.
Capture your rook for no recourse.
I'd really like to capture the knight.
So I think we just move the king, hope they move the knight.
I'd like to capture the knight with a bishop is what I mean to say.
That way we can spawn another piece out of it.
Huge.
Phantom Tiles trigger twice.
Allows you to place one more piece on the board.
$27.
Don't upgrade yet.
Start with one random chess piece.
We need to see as many bishops as we can.
Pawn, take, sell.
Wait, he's got a buy-sell build going.
give me a bishop night sell the night sell the night re-roll everything oh
you don't get to re-roll the pieces
fuck it bro we'll spend on the upgrade and then we will we'll pay full price for
upon. Okay. Okay. Okay. Start it. Start me up, man. It looks like this takes takes
takes escapes new gambit unlocked that's what we like to see takes we can't
afford to lose a bishop you can lose a rook we can't lose a bishop I can't
stop this bishop from possibly being the only way I can stop it is by doing this
but then what do you do you lose a rook for like no reason you know what can't
do it haven't lost a piece yet I'd really rather you didn't take a
a Bishop. A Rook is higher value so I figured, and oh I thought we would get a queen out
of it. 26 dollars. We can put another piece on the board and then see if you get a Bishop.
We didn't take a rook, remove a palm, take a rook, sells for one.
When one of your pieces is captured, turn another one into a golden piece.
What do we not need?
We don't need skip enemies turn after a promotion.
We literally like never used it.
Everything else at least does something.
piece seems like it could do something for us. It's a damn boss, bro. It's not
Mechachungus.
Botezaro, the hollow imitator.
Capturing on a tile with the same color as the mask makes it crumble. So if on turn
one I capture a piece I go to hell because you have a white-sided mask right now so we
won't do that.
You're next to a piece motherfucker.
Okay.
Move the rook back one.
You are now on the dark-sided mask, which means we can go tape.
Oh shit.
They swap every capture too, even if there's a skip.
Okay, I don't really care if you take the pawn.
Is what it is.
Now I can't, I'm golden.
That means we get two bucks and then you go back.
So first we capture here, then we capture here, can't take the knight yet, knight has
to go last.
We take here, you move there, we take here, you make a move.
It's a beautiful take, and then you walk it back one, maybe to here.
Now leave some space for this bishop to escape.
Literally fine.
And then we send it back.
Literally, no, literally can't do anything.
That's okay.
Go here.
moved upon. Stop the promotion. Why can't I move there? Promotion has been stopped.
Wait for a turn. Capture. Ah, yeah. Well, you know what? We don't need to, we don't
the rush it just do something like that
can I say something I think we played that fucking perfectly I think we played
an incredible game there we lost like no pieces we we we danced on them bro we
danced on them easily. You're king? Who is the fuck about the king, bro? It's all bishops.
Lost the king at the end, buddy. Magresta, literally, okay, I have a job for you. You
literally can do whatever you want. You don't have to do this, but everybody that chats,
they probably have the same username on chess.com. Library and video for this.
is,
Holy the data, cross-reference the back seating from chat with the elo from chess.com.
And then like the Slay This Buyer subreddit, humiliating the people that are suggesting
stuff like, oh, permafrost is so bad, even if every time you played a power, it gave
you 21 block, I still wouldn't take it.
Put their message on the screen, and then their elo on chess.com.
That's all I want to see, okay?
chest heads use lie chests, but they do that because it gives them 300 free elo points.
No disrespect.
Could be a good twitch extension is to have, just show what shatters elo.
I'm a Fide titled player, I'm enjoying your gameplay.
That's because you're a real chess player.
You could be reading that, you could be writing that yes or zero on book right now.
You see $36 I want to choose one from three Bishop is over for you, bro sell sell sell
Well, upgrade for 25.
Mission failed, we get him next time.
That's still a pretty crazy board to be running up against, bro.
The devs said they hate chess, based.
Literally based.
your strategy. I have my strategy. I have my strategy. Ready for this? Oh wait, you can
only be captured last. I lose a rook. Capture? Capture? Now do you take the night with this
this bishop? No, because you could lose a bishop then. What you do instead? I'm not
going to be losing a bishop today. It's just not something that's in my DNA to be honest
with you. Move this out if you want to trade Queen for bishop. I mean, it's not how it
works because I have to get all the other pieces now that I think about it, but it's
actually is actually kind of devastating unless unless this gives me a queen they
give me a night all right that sucked really bad to be honest with you I feel
like there might have been like a one-hit combo there for a one-turn combo
pieces can move over holes buying it buying a token gives a random piece
actually seems insane. I know I want that and then I want to buy a token which
will also give us a piece. I would love a phantom tile that gives us the ability
replace another bishop. Well, that's for next time.
I would love to choose from one of three gambits, which gave us
another night. More bishops!
Landing on a black tile creates a blessed tile on a black tile.
When one of your pawns is captured, promotes upon capturing
with a knight on a black tile, skips an enemy's turn, holy shit, and then you start your knights
on white tiles so they can capture- no room left!
Um, literally three bucks around per rook, we don't give a fuck, man.
Okay, and then buy another one.
Give us another knight.
This ship-related gambit?
Golden pieces are not reset at the end of the game.
Landing a queen.
When one of your queens is captured, earn three pawns.
it don't take situation. Okay, we go next. Now things are getting very complicated, so
just try not to think about it too hard. So it's gonna be skip a turn, skip a turn and get blessed.
Skip a turn.
I didn't skip a turn because that's a light-sided tile. I skip a turn.
Skip a turn
We of course cannot afford to lose a bishop
Losing a bishop is devastating
The bishop is the most important thing of all time even losing a knight doesn't matter
But then you have to figure out daughter. You're gonna lose the bishop either way if you let the knight get captured. So we just trade
Even better and then
Get this out here. Threaten. It's a bad trade to be honest with you because we're
losing a piece when we probably long-term don't have to lose a piece.
No, I'm not capturing you because if I capture you with a bishop there's a
chance I get a piece out of it. Either way I get some life skill at turn.
a bit of matters. And then what's their least valuable gambit? Probably capturing a piece
on your first turn gives you $4.
When you buy a token get a piece, it gave us a knife.
Holy fuck.
among three gambits. It gave us a king. I don't think any of them are really that good.
We sell it back. We get another one. It gave us another king. Give me more bishops! We
take it. Still have 15 bucks huh? Now is there one of these that we really want?
Another night? We already have two more nights to put on the board.
I think I can live with this as it is right now.
There's some good bishop plays here. We're not capturing any, uh, any motherfuckers, though.
I don't know, man. Like, life's complicated. So we, we obviously like it. Love it. I think
we just lost the piece. That's okay. Gotta have it. And then I'm gonna say, you know what,
get some point you gotta you gotta accept it maybe that's just the end man and
now I got a fucking I got a trillion pieces I was alright I guess buying a
night has a chance to grant upon it's too econ coded for where we're at in the
game, I think. Honestly, dump this and then start buying some fucking tokens.
Night is okay. We can live with it at least. And then a tile, protected tile
would be awesome. That's probably the worst option but you know what we obviously
we take it enemy peace steps here they can't move next turn we just fucking
put it back. Give me another one. Phantom tile golden tile I do not care just
Just fill the fucking board.
Six of seven pieces on the board. Wait, say that again?
I accept where we're at right now.
It's not even the boss yet. Oh, fuck, you're over, man.
Um, or are you?
I don't care.
Um,
skip your turn.
Skip your turn.
Could I capture this pond?
Yes, but then my night is fucked.
Do I care?
I think I care a little bit because I can move the night back and maybe get a free
skip again.
and maybe just keep it up bro yeah cuz we could easily just there's a skip for
you and there's a threat dude like waiting in this game is overpowered I'm
probably wouldn't do that. Probably do this instead. Skips your turn. Gives us a piece.
finishes the fight is the easiest game of my life, bro.
$37.
We sell
sell sell hold the nights way wait wait dump probably sell the
Rooks man. It's starting to pop off in a way here too before never seen. $41. Buy a gambit which
also gives you a piece. The piece was a Rook. Probably it was the Queen. Your pieces can move
over holes when captured. Well you take you take a gambit. Sell the gambit. Sell your Rooks.
Buy a token, buying and selling is neuron activation, there's no doubt about it, when
your king moves to a white tile it becomes a golden tile, waiting gives you a random
piece you have in your stock, maybe infinite bishops, I ain't about that.
at the start of the game earn a pawn, capturing a piece with no neighbors with a rook skips
the enemy's turn, I mean skipping turns obviously OP, but maybe we hold that for the time being
with 36 bucks bro, I think you upgrade again and then just put another knight on the board.
Oh shit, it's Mechachungus. No, it's uh, Hikuril.
Specter of the Lost Game. Is this Stasis Andy?
Not Stasis Andy. You can't use your stock during the game.
Rather, you don't want to smoke.
Let me tell you, you do not want to smoke because it's going to be like a pig.
And then just wait a second here because this is it's like a take
Take take
Take take
Take take
Take
And then to be honest with you
I don't really like give a fuck what you do now at this point because I think I've already gained like seven pieces off of this
I
Can't use a knight to capture I
Think the best outcome losing the Queen is not the end of the world
If you take a knight as of right now, we got problems, because we don't get any recompense.
Oh, I've taken too long to think, and they've given me a new gambit.
I'm just wondering if there's any way to get out of this without losing a piece for nothing,
Or if it even matters that much?
Obviously I prefer if you didn't capture a bishop, but I do see that we got two more bishops in the hopper
So if anything, I don't think that's that big of a deal
You give anything try this if you take a bishop you take a bishop you took a knight, but then this skips a turn
You can capture a bishop without recourse, perhaps multiple bishops without recourse.
That's not good.
If you take a knight, you take a knight.
Our economy is like so crazy right now regardless.
I can't capture you.
I forgot, my bad.
Mmm, that we can capture you, stick your turn, and then bless up, and then you've sacrificed your game for some reason.
You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done.
Let me see, that's an easy one.
Choose one of three pieces.
We have $30.
We have a bishop to come out on the board.
We get a bishop here easily.
You get a tile.
I don't care what it is.
You get a tile.
I don't care what it is.
Lady is a Chaston.
Oh, man. No.
No, I don't think so.
Seven of eight pieces on the board.
Oh, shit.
One second I'm preparing my strategy
We need to bless enemy tiles so when we capture on the square we're protected
I accept this I accept this as is
And then you do like a one which gave us a phantom tile so we can place a phantom bishop
Capture three pieces
Skip the enemy's turn
Repeat over here
Can I sell these oh my god, I can sell these during battle
Didn't need to sell the night to be honest with you, but
Do we lose a bishop as a result of this?
Yeah, but we, I mean, we fucking popped off.
What do you want me to say?
They don't have anything left, man.
It seems like a small price to pay.
Easy enough.
captured pieces give a dollar each oh my god 31 dollars okay okay I got seven of
eight on the board we want a night on the board for sure you definitely spend
ten dollars to get it okay we got a night out of it and then a bishop
devastated sell the rook one random chess piece it's a night very nice three
nights just sitting there is a beautiful thing, man. And then phantom tiles, I don't think
any of these really matter. Actually a golden tile, moving a piece on this tile turns into
a golden piece. I can live with that, man. And then just put them on the white tiles
that we use the bishop to combo so that we get free money out of it. And one of your
Bishops is captured. I don't care. I don't care about that
You're out of here
You're right there
Okay, okay, maybe move this Bishop seven of eight pieces
You go right there.
You go like this and this is where it gets interesting.
Like this.
Oh my god, they took the tile I was going to land on.
Well, where's the fun in that, man?
Here's the thought.
Maybe you'll just take a night.
Now I don't want you to take my queen if possible.
Sensible play, sensible chuckle.
You capture the knight, I take your queen.
We already big up on pieces on that sweatnet.
Let's make sure this bishop is recapturable.
skips a turn enormous phantom bishop skips a turn fights over
by a bishop some of the easiest money ever made nights go on white spaces we
We have nine pieces on the board, cut a queen.
We have eight pieces on the board, $26.
I literally think you sit.
You sit on it.
Earn as much interest as possible.
And a piece.
Okay, there's our first crazy play.
Second crazy play.
I have to think about it.
I think just go.
Do you start with this?
Strikes me as a beautiful start.
one more turn. What do you do intruder space? I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't think
I give a fuck about losing a queen because bishops are just like so much more powerful.
I guess I kind of missed the part where that's my problem.
How about putting, I mean, this skips a turn.
And then I think it's just about not trading pieces
if you don't have to trade pieces.
If you're gonna create an environment
in which I don't have to trade pieces,
then I'm gonna exploit that environment.
I'm gonna exploit that environment.
You're gone. You're gone. It's selling a queen is huge, man, because we get that just gives
us more utility to get a bishop out there. Choose one. Okay, let's get a bishop for free
on our gambit. And we get a bishop. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We have 9 of 8 pieces on the board, literally cut the queen.
Run it like this.
$43, upgrade your capacity, place a queen back on the board.
And go again.
Jobby Fisher, when this boss captures a piece that destroys a piece in your stock, basically
irrelevant for a beast like me?
send it.
Holy shit.
And you can't, you can't do anything to stop me.
You can't do anything to stop me, man.
What can you do to stop me? You can't do anything.
That was, it was perfectly played.
I literally think you just go again.
rack up as much interest as possible
job official
the mind of our
ok i asked what's it supposed to do bro i literally
i had like twelve free turns in a row
okay i understand i understand the machinations
You take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn, take to skip a turn,
maybe take real quick to skip a turn, probably take to skip a turn.
Then now is where things get a little bit more complicated.
bait them into taking, nah I don't think that's the play, um, respawnable bishop, smart capture,
that's a clean kill.
You don't want to, well maybe you do want to do that, you get something in your stock,
Hey, what if we put this here, so you can't place that there, okay, okay?
Actually putting a knight on a white space that has like a fork could be kind of crazy here.
Losing this bishop for nothing kind of sucks, so just move it back, just slow play, okay?
I can't capture you, of course.
We can lose everything, man.
We're gonna lose that Bishop. We got to start capturing pieces again.
I think that's obviously the worst turn they could have conceivably made. If anything...
Night in a turn... Alright, yeah. Not ideal, huh? Let's get in there and start wrecking some ass then.
I mean, this is gonna be a battle and a half. I can't really stop you from taking my bishops here as much as I wish I could
Kind of the downside I suppose of them all being on these spaces
Hear me out here get a phantom queen
Don't place it in a position where they can just capture it.
That seems pretty silly.
Not sure why they let me have that one, but we take those.
A Phantom Queen raid here can at least trade Queen for Queen.
And then their Queen is vulnerable.
important thing we did not die. We sent the Bishop back, oh fuck you're still alive!
You're both in trouble, huh?
Can't even place any in good position, you're gonna capture there.
I know I know what to do go here you take protect my queen so it goes back to the stock
and then just outplay you just wait for you to move into a position where I capture you
the end. Easiest game of my life.
Then with $50 you certainly buy. Ponds can move like knights kind of crazy.
Certainly buy a bishop.
Certainly get a pawn.
certainly get a king because it has high sell value
certainly get another piece that's a rook
that's exactly what we fucking need
and then you have to go on a white space that we often capture on
to protect the piece that lands there
we still have twenty six dollars
We desperately need more bishops though.
How is one gonna do this? You're gonna re-roll
six of nine pieces. How'd roll Niles? Or'd roll a four dollar re-roll? I mean even just getting
like a knight or something like that. It would be huge. A queen?
Selling a rook to get a queen seems advisable.
What the fuck?
Okay, this bishop has to go here.
There's a lot going on here. Don't get me wrong. I think it's, that's crazy and gives
us a queen. It wouldn't be the way I would handle it, but that's okay. That seems to
have saved my life and then just capture as many pieces with a bishop as you can.
I mean I don't mind losing a pawn it is what it is.
Obviously. Why don't you go here for now?
Huge. And then go back into a position where you can cover this one. Force them
the move here, you capture, thus giving you a piece, wait for a turn, capture here, incrementing
you closer to a piece, huge.
$14.00.
You buy a bishop.
Would be nice to have a night.
Holy fuck.
The dream?
Nine of nine pieces.
It would still be nice to have some knights.
This is big.
There's some disgusting plays here.
cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, by cell.
And then dead ass.
Night gets placed right there.
I still have too many pieces on the board.
They literally said you're too good.
Um, okay.
Bishop that if it gets captured will respawn in our stock.
Still is, is there a way to tell if the fella's still blessed?
Is there a way to tell if the fella's still blessed?
Only lasts for one turn.
Okay, we'll watch this.
Click upon for some reason.
Enemy print, skippa.
I run this down? Honestly, it makes the most sense to capture you with a bishop.
That way we increment closer to getting pawns. Then you sell the pawns.
capturing a piece with the same type has a one-half chance of granting a copy of
it this is unbelievable we do we'll get the whole farm the game at first but
getting farming bishops off of bishops is unbelievable you start here
We don't care. We don't care. We literally don't care. We don't care. We don't care.
You sell it. 35 bucks. I'd like to have more pieces on the board. Let's grab this and save
our money. Nine and nine pieces on the board. Dump this king. Place this bishop. Place the
bishop right there. Give you a little bit more coverage. You know what? Place it right
there. Give you the most coverage you could seemingly have. Ah, no, no, no, no. Put this
back here. Put that back there.
It's spread me out in such a way I do not like. That's pretty good though.
Placing a piece turns the piece into a queen I don't like that okay this is our
setup we go and there's some simple place there's like never having to worry
about you seems awesome capturing grants protection for a turn
Skips a turn, skips a turn, skips a turn, skips a turn, skips a turn, and now we feast.
of the queen minimize the danger these are acceptable trades bro
now ideally we farm with the bishop now mission failed mission succeeded
Nooo!
Mission succeeded!
Huge upgrade.
Upgrade the board to the maximum size.
Is that good?
Stasis is definitely gonna piss me off,
but we don't have to worry about that yet.
All right, this seems like incredible. At least on the left side of the board.
And let's just ignore everything else.
Okay, very nice.
Would have been nice to get you too. I'm sure there was a way to make it happen.
And then you give me a queen.
We skip a turn.
Honestly, sacrificing a rook doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Any way to save our bishop.
Yeah, move it to the Protected Square King.
painful but it is what it is. You don't want to do that, bro. You don't want to
sacrifice your king for a pawn. It's a bad trade.
That a bishop is a good trade.
Selmy?
Selmy.
Selmy.
Barristan?
Barristan?
I think we need some bishops on dark squares.
No, that's Coward's speech, I think.
coward talk. We need knights to capture on dark squares, which means they need to start on light
squares, like perhaps this one in the center of the board. And then with $15, we get another piece.
It's another night! They love me!
Literally do not care.
One more. Why not? It's a pawn. They hate me.
And we're all in right like this is the end my only fucking friend the end
There you go, let's do a man stasis definitely gonna piss me off
I would prefer not to wait for three times. Oh, hello. Thank you.
What are we gonna do? We gotta capture, we gotta wait three times to get these ones, but we gotta capture you last.
That's tough, man. That's a tough one.
On the type of beast who would say literally just send it and not think about it too hard.
And obviously we've done some devastating damage right off the bat.
God is my witness.
As my vision turns cloudy.
Perfect turn to just wait.
one of those spaces is out. I do not care if you capture a queen. Wait again. I do not
care if you capture my queen. Wait one more time. Now we skip the turn. Now we have to
fucking stop the queen there's no doubt about that
wiping pieces is always going to be advantageous
because as long as we're wiping pieces we're trading a piece for a piece
which is a okay
so this is like comes back to site which is okay and then that skips a turn and
you get a piece out of it. Now you're definitely going to lose a piece. What do you do? You
got to get a piece for your piece. So you go here, get a piece for the piece, get a piece
for the piece. Now they're not taking a piece and we are taking a piece. That's huge. Protect
your piece. Don't take that piece. Now we start to think about putting some more pieces
back out on the board. Peace here. Not worth moving there yet. You're not
threatening anything. Peace here. They did. You're not threatening anything.
We threaten. Not even that bad. We take, protect the bishop, place a pawn right here.
Why would you do that? Why would you literally just lost the game?
There's just, there's simply no reason to do that.
I don't know why they would do that, it seems like a very silly decision, honestly, to simply
lose the game.
Seven thousand new gambits unlocked.
Success.
Strings.
Yooka-Laylee, are you here?
I think you knew what you were doing.
I think you knew what you were doing
You're playing so badly. I'm about to buy this game because it's pissing me off so bad do it man go buy
Go buy Gamble man, sir. I'm sure the devs in chat. I don't know if you can post a link
But I could give you VIP for a second. Also, I've been reading that comment for literally like 16 years, man
16 years of reading that comment
Really is some caves of Altamira. Are you still here? Really is some caves of Altamira shit
Before there was even any Hollywood
They still wrote it on the wall for you and me to be understood
How you gonna say you sucked when you just won man, I don't know
There's a part of me that was like I want to I want to play every single person not every single person in chat at chess
But I want to play every single person in chat in chess that talk shit
Thanks a lot for playing my game and now look a lady. I had a great time honestly
The game's awesome. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Super Mario 64 reference
Put that on YouTube Shorts.
Unlock a new gambit in four seconds in Gamble Mancer.
Secret endings poiled.
You should be able to pull on its nose and go, you keep calling it Gamble Mancer.
Come bonanza, okay.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'll come back, we'll please something else.
See you then.
Gamers were back. I went upstairs to get a cup and then my cat started burping and I was like I gotta watch this just to make sure he doesn't throw up.
Then he de-fucking booted and rallied man without the boot. He's okay.
Give me a second here. I gotta drop a message.
Right there.
We're gonna play some CS, man, obviously.
106k viewers? Nah, man. We about to put a dent in that number.
It's really 106,000 people watching Counter-Strike right now.
That's crazy, man.
IEM Hot Lanthaz on right now. Did you know Atlanta has the busiest airport in the world?
It seems impossible, but then I mean I guess a lot of people flying down to see
the outcast concerts, not Hawks games lately,
because I believe that they were eliminated
from the playoffs.
Working there must be insane.
Listen, I'm annoying in the sense
that I have lots of opinions about airports,
and there's nothing more seductive to talk about
as a middle-aged man than what airports are good
and what airports suck.
I've never been at the Atlanta airport,
but there's no shot it's worse than Orlando.
Orlando is the first nexus of hell
with high maintenance travelers,
i.e. everyone is traveling to and from Disney with kids,
horrible infrastructure, God awful amenities,
and then also the staff just,
I mean, I imagine no staff wanna be there,
but like they are openly antagonistic to the passengers.
Orlando, MCO is a fucking disaster.
MCO is a cool shuttle system.
Okay, they have a cool shuttle system
to take you from where you land to baggage claim.
That's not public transit.
They should have put the baggage claim
close to where you land like every other fucking airport.
Like, yeah, it's cool. You get to ride on a train, but most of the time you just take
like a two-minute walk and you pick up your suitcase and this is my buddy, Dyer. Welcome
to the city, beautiful. Whether you're coming or going, whether you're visiting our beautiful
theme parks or just returning home, let me be the first to say thank you. Pissing me
off man well like top-fragging way the gang's all here just means you want to
shoot you just want to shoot yeah I thought it meant like you're good like
you're the number one fracking is killing oh what does that come from is that
from like quake or something you might be right if you ever stubbed your toe so
bad. You got gibbed. He turned into a pile of meat. That would actually be, honestly,
on like e-bombs world, that would be like a top-down video. If a guy stubbed his toe
and then turned into just a bunch of stakes. Yeah.
Oh
Holy cow he does has the he still has the lightning bolt
Off that I have no life
What is that do you get like less XP for being an XP overload you literally get to flex that you've earned too much XP
lately so you can't earn as much as you used to.
What a weird mechanic to have in a game.
It looks cool though.
It does.
Maybe it looks cool because I don't have it.
You've played too much so we're going to punish you.
Can I say something that might be insane?
Wait, wait, wait, what's the setting to turn off the music?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, wait, let me cancel Q for you.
Keeps getting content ID matched for, I am the one, the one, don't need a gun.
Um, that is in settings, audio, music.
You could just put MVP volume to zero, and then you will not hear it anymore.
Um, MVP volume to zero.
Oh, okay.
Saved.
Saved.
I got so annoyed.
I've been dealing with like well to be fair I've been like singing on my stream
So they're like hey, you can't do that on YouTube or like you can do it
But like some people around the globe cannot watch you and I'm like okay
Well, let me just like take that part out because it's not really part of the stream anyway
And then I was surprised to see that it got copyrighted
yesterday when I did a sing a song and I was like wait what and then it was just
like the MVP music it's funny because like singing literally like is part of
the thing that like you can do right like you can do covers and stuff yeah but
you cannot make you can monetize your videos and also depends on the music it
blocks, like the people in certain areas can watch my video.
I literally thought parody, not parody, but I thought covers were not covered by fair use.
I may pivot my whole channel.
There is a scuba diver in our team.
What the fuck?
Dude, scuba steve!
Wait, this is Philip Asou.
This is Philip Asou, bro!
his knife this is a lot bigger on this person cuz they got the oxygen tank on
the bar why aren't you freaking out like that's that's Elizabeth that's Eliza
scarcer Skyler from Hamilton I don't know who you're talking about
Hamilton how does a bastard orphan Democrat from Puerto Rico go on to fit
to win a duel against a guy who is not throwing away my shot shot I'm not
throwing away my shot I don't have a dollar in my name an anchor land troop to
command a dollop of fame holy shit dude let's go I hate musicals playing video
games I was actually it's a ball it's just flying me I used to think that I
musicals and then I realized that every single one I watch I'm like what the fuck this is awesome
Someone squeaky he fucking closed squeaky on me bro
He dead oh mini faded kidney shot headshot outside
He's calm is his fragging I heard him step on top of me. He's stepping on top of me. Okay, we go
Never mind there be there be there be
And they must have gotten ramp
You go that way I'm breaching other site. Oh damn. That was a good shot. One's ramp
Oh these bucks!
We do
All these uh, raptors above you, Kate
Yes, there it is you
Yeah, she fucking got it. She fucking got it
Let's go.
Zigby Hamilton. Zigby Hamilton.
I got it. I got it. I was trying to think of something.
Hamilton's like everybody loved it and now everyone hates it.
Everybody, normies like us still love it.
Online, people who have not seen it think it sucks.
Now I will acknowledge it is corny. It's obviously corny.
But it is awesome. It's so awesome.
Love it. I'm not I'm not scared to say it
I was like every time I watch a musical. I'm like, damn. This is like the best movie I've ever seen
Like some shit outside one came through squeaky already
The how expensive is this scuba diver? She dead squeaky
Check outside outside heavy. I think
We're flanking
One mini
I'm playing a hyper aggressive style. Yeah one mini
You guys are awesome you guys are actually awesome
Perfect shot
Anyway
Wait, you see Chicago
No
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame
I don't like most musicals
There's a few
Just doesn't appeal to me. I don't like the music
Come on cell block tango
You know like music and you listen to Perry's songs about like cock and balls and boobs
actually most of coin's media share is buddy holly by weezer but shifted by
like four bars so that the music and the lyrics are not lining up right I
think they're going lower again I feel like no but none of our team is watching
lower no I was I was at the ramp where was that Ryan that was a secret he got
plan to the stairs. Oh shit. You got this, Kate. He made some single door. Oh shit,
That's going to hit.
Nice.
There was one back.
Yep.
Yep.
Might be left as well.
Literally, you suffered because your vision was too good.
If your eyes were worse, you wouldn't have been flashed under peripheral vision like
that.
I'm literally hopping outside.
He's a wife guy.
They met while Miranda or me?
I don't know anything about Linwell. I don't know why anyone else is a wife guy. I got the best wife
That's where you're supposed to go, oh
I think everyone knows
Got one outside. I believe there'd be some people who really disagree
Nothing against Kate
They guys to go for their own wife. I've dropped an op in the garage. They go on siloing me every time it looks like
Oh my god top of mini yep one Lobby
There come invent
So that come up right that door you're looking at those stairs. Yeah. Yeah
Good kill. Hi. He's
That's bomb to you
You're alone you're the last one it's one view on fuck
I'm gonna miss everybody I'm not going maybe I'll go out I don't know maybe I'll go outside and look at the
look at the silo they just they jump silo the top of many seems like every
round
nope three that's a common play for sure not going outside I'm going to ramp
free Molotov
I bet there wasn't anyone there they're on econ deagle outside all right okay
Oh almost killed you
You down hell yeah, where were they sitting squeaky
Crouched at the squeaky door
Top of mini maybe
Confirm not confirmed. I don't know what I'm talking about
That sounds lower he's secret secret secret to two down secret B site
I'm camping the Cate angle it could have gone up maybe I don't know
I'm sorry, we'll retake through heaven.
Yeah, they must be up.
I'm not leaving you.
Either way is weird.
Nope.
God, my face is so itchy, man.
Yep, they're up.
How did you hear me? I was crouching.
They're A.
I gotta be quick.
They would probably expect you there.
Were they in heaven? When they killed you?
No, they were down.
Oh.
Oh!
What if they thought the gun was a flash?
What if they thought the gun was a flash?
you know what if you had a low taper fade I am broke I can't do shit ninja like
Watch out. It's a symptom trying to get to myself.
Squeaky, they blew up Squeaky.
Oh, they're a silo.
Nice run. Got mine.
He was here meeting I think I did some fucking damage I did some fucking
damage there I'm dead though I died a trophy they hear them going ramp yep and
And one is that vent.
Silo again.
Oh shit.
Get up there.
That's Silo guys still.
Oh the scuba diver is so stag.
The knife.
Broke out the butterfly knife.
I mean I don't know why he's uh, flicking the knife around where he could have a gun
on him.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Yeah he keeps, he keeps doing that man.
Yeah, someone else will do it for you buddy, don't worry.
Had to do something, yeah, at least he didn't save Nova.
The first game of the day, Nuke, is tough.
Bro, I'm going in, my first game of the day is my best game.
time every time I feel like yesterday Ryan was like my hand is shaking my hand
is shaking I couldn't open the street bro
have only blown up here yeah
One down ramp.
One down ramp.
Two ramp, two ramp.
Two ramp? Okay.
What the fuck? Mini?
Ah. One down.
Miniature. One going down the ramp.
They'll be flanking behind us in like 15 seconds, Corey.
They smoked ramp, be careful.
He was just here.
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha.
Jesus Christ.
That's why you check your corners, good trade, Corey.
Uh, I'm not sure if it was the last one, but one was mini.
30 seconds ago.
I'm all calm for your teammate.
He's on yellow sticker.
What?
He's on, uh, he's on barcode.
He's he's he's watching barcode
See he's mind-fledding me
He is looking at the ball shit. He's awake again. Okay, your teammate is looking outside and they see nothing
That guy's kind of crazy
What do we do?
You are okay
To expect someone to queue in a video game and not leave their PC every like eight to nine minutes is
is obviously unacceptable.
What is he doing?
Shouldn't he rush since they have to plant the bomb?
I think the opposition should slow play
because they have to plant.
Yeah, don't look around, bro.
It was like an optical illusion when he opened that door.
Oh, he planted upstairs?
He planted up?
Why is he going so slow?
Like, it was like it zoomed in on his model or something.
Guys we got this. It's Peter Griffin, Jr. No, they're not they're not boyping at all
No, I mean it like maybe it's their first time his name he's named Chris
So it's your family got a joke for you. Yeah
Nobody told me how expensive the scuba diver said is someone in my chance said
You remember oh my god
They're out squeaky open. Oh
My god, that guy is crazy
Bastards, I've ever gone up the ladder that's a job orange
Four guys outside he said four guys outside my gosh, I broke my leg
You should go down ramp, Ryan.
I'm sorry, uh, Vint.
I'm scu-
Okay, maybe not.
Thanks for that.
Hey, come on, the timing up there.
Good advice.
You know, I was-
I'm gonna play my own round this time, that's not your fault.
I'm gonna play my own round.
Is it A?
Was it A?
No, it was B.
How do you get there?
How do you get on top of that?
How do you get there how do you get on top of that you go up the jump? Yeah, there's a way out the silo you go up silo
Yeah
God I fucked up the jump. I'm up and I'll show you the job. I don't I still cannot get it
You have to like knife out crouch jump
That's what I do when I keep falling
Each shit
He's on silo again
It's jumped out on the mini
How does that not kill and also how does that kill? That's a crazy shot. There's an opt-down in garage
Green took my up good good good good
No green is holding a scout
Wait, it's fucking working
Oh my god, oh
My god
You got this
She fucking did it look at this fucking did it do we got their carry?
This bomb down here. Yeah, bombs on her edge. Okay, huge. Oh
He's on a oh my god, what the fuck are you kidding me?
great trade he did one damage to you but now you know where he is he has to come out I'm
changing my gun he's in mini yeah other side of that your teammate did some damage to him
for sure. I would just watch the bomb. Damn. I got free gun. I love free shit. I'm all
I think this guy is spittral dengeesling this is the his god skin is like orange
I heart skins
Yeah, oh my god
I'm rushing I have to play aggro. Oh my god every time I might get through this one. He's so fast. Good trade. Good trade cake good trade
I
One ramp he's hurt. He's hurt one ramp. What a shot. Holy shit
You see three it's not too bad, man
Broke up the gloves and everything holy cow honestly see that's kind of crazy if you play an aggressive style
And by aggressive style, I mean sprinting everywhere dollar Canadian
For scuba Steve. Yeah, the scoop out. I'd say that's worth
Oh, it's it's a customized voice line, too
That fell and broke my leg at least one more rep we killed one. Oh, good job. One more
Hey, I got it
There's another one. Yeah, there's another one. One more. You got him on the flank.
He's trophy.
I don't know if you need an entry frag on CP's side, but it's kind of the role I've chosen there.
Yeah, yeah.
I've chosen for myself.
self. I guess if you cover that angle, Kate, I'll be I'll be orange for you. I'll be orange
for you. Orange is looking mini from squeaky. Orange is playing on the highest sensitivity
I've ever seen. They are they've peaked vent and seen nothing. They've been shot from heaven.
The last enemy is presently in heaven.
Still in heaven.
Yep, he just jumped down.
He hears a mini.
He's been killed mini.
Well, that's the end of my comms, I guess.
I hate when the, I hate the guys that do the crouch, lean,
clean. Mmm. Pink. Because you're expecting to shoot them in the head. Yeah. That's why
I always put my crosshair right at the hip level. Avon guard plays. Outside, it sounds
like a bunch of guys bomb outside for sure
yeah one one secret
I'm anticipating oh my gosh left form nice
Oh, she's dead. Oh, yeah.
Why did they stay in secret when they just go crazy guys?
No, sad y'all. This guy has a clown mask.
No, I am. Oh, the money or the money or the money or
You already know the vibe.
We'll let's walk together.
Tech 9 ramp rush, Tech 9 ramp rush.
Thank you sir. I got flash.
They're here.
Good trades, good trades.
bring up the bomb wow they know they were stacked they were like on top of
each other's heads they thought they thought they were double fine
damn damn kind of went he kind of went crazy on that one it's the skin skin
Oh, and I get to use the best gun in the game, the Galeel.
Remember the time when we loved PP Bison Ryan 12 years ago?
I've literally never seen anybody use the gun.
I got it.
I just got the PP Bison.
Have to revive its glory.
I'm flexing my range advantage outside.
I'm getting shot in the chest outside.
Let's go take the lava.
OK, I think you, oh no, you got it.
Huts good, huts good.
That's a good spot.
Are you on A?
No, I'm in H.
I'm in A.
He was on A.
I
Cover heaven
Your pee-pee bison. Oh shit Jesus Christ. I'm looking heaven heaven. I can't see him, but I'm looking
He's dead. Oh mini mini. I got him one one more heaven
Who is great minds think alike let's put it that way
I think it might not be very good. I don't know. Maybe it's good. I gotta kill from that just now
Anyone got an outside smoke I did I don't know how I don't know how either I'm just gonna derive it from base principles
Okay, well five things were thrown so hopefully one of them links squeaky opened that's our guy I'm down secret
I see a guy right there you're the garage you can use the smoke to get down
the door yeah here let me let me frag for you anytime King
It's good to meet bro.
I still quarry spot.
I'm going to watch bottom of ladder.
One's here.
Secret.
Two here but one's dead.
Oh and the one's coming controlled as well.
There's two invents, one in control.
Oh, what the fuck?
Holy shit, they're right out there.
Oh, fuck.
We got this thing.
They're defusing?
Oh, no.
Molly into the smoke as you're dying breath.
Crazy play.
It's kind of a crazy play to spend your dying breath throwing
molly into the smoke but uh whatever whatever i'm gonna hop outside
up and outside for a second but we gotta wait it out because they're gonna
throw some grenades first or maybe i'll do what's our thought on the
SG 553 it's amazing if you can hit the head
i don't see anything garage
You're a bomb by the way.
Oh shit, here I'm tossing it over the edge.
It's on the ground floor.
Oh my god!
Why did you throw the bomb over there?
Had to be done.
It's really out of the map.
What?
Where was he?
Mini?
On top of a hut.
Oh shit.
Shit. I'm on top of a HUD.
I'm the fellow on top of a HUD.
You're on mini.
Oh shit, you're right!
Yeah, absolutely right.
Is there a better substitute gun for SG-553?
The AWP is the straight upgrade, but it's like three times the price.
I'm not, I'm not really an AWP-er.
Is that the auto sniper, the SG553?
No, it's the scout.
You move like insanely fast with it, and it does really good damage on headshots.
Don't fuck it, bro, here you go, secret.
Somebody died at the hut.
garage
i saw one garage
to a little garage he said
house little garage
but then work
i think it's uh...
the left of all my other three there
three garage
all fucking christ
mail
i'm not playing well
you can do it right you can go
to start
even better
help me
they're playing deep garage to counter
the silo play
i'm broke
rush ramp he said rush ramp
yes sir
mac 10 baby
Doesn't Dan have exactly the same clown face?
IRL or whatever.
Oh, how are we feeling?
Let's go! Oh shit!
Oh, he's AWPing behind the box?
Oh my god.
My stupid ass gone, dude!
You got an ace, man.
What do you think y'all?
I'll say rush ramp.
I got nothing man.
Hear me out here?
I got nothing man.
I got an idea.
I smoke ramp to make them think that we're coming that way and then we pour out of hut
and plant the bomb instantaneously.
Oh my god, pull your knife away. Oh my god, sell your liquid that you see your inventory. Oh my god, you can't be trusted with the knife
They are a hit his hand and not his head when the bullets are flying. Why are they taking a knife out man?
The skin guy
Leave it across fire he took out his knife and jumped across the bullets
Cloud I can't argue with that
I got bomb the person is helping us so that we can play more games with them when he's back
Okay, you guys just chill I'm gonna cover the flank that being say nobody is ramp this time by the way more kills from me outside then
Oh
That's your cake upper garage garage garage upper garage upper garage
Bro chill
The coincidence of the one time we're like let's rush ramp and they were like
one person that a I don't know I think we all do all five of us just died to the
same opera he did here I'm bro they were two ramp oh what the fuck what's your
What are you guys doing?
Oh my god, I got trapped.
Oh, that was you!
That's me, bro!
I was watching the other guy.
I got squished.
You should have closed the door so he won't be able to come out.
You don't want to say it.
I saw the door.
I couldn't open anything else.
That's definitely true.
I didn't mean to flame you.
I
Just did the tap you feel better
Those got 3k damage. Oh, what the fuck?
That's all she is someone someone's on hot you fucking knifed me a fucking clown
great flash brother behind the red boxes again
oh fucking off from hell
hopper's dead good trade
I got any lets walk in there one by one
I hear them in heaven, yeah, they're in heaven, damn, damn, oh, he had his knife out, oh
my god, I'm gonna fucking freak out, he had his knife out, but he had the head shot,
Yeah, but he got a kill, I can't be mad, but he had his knife out.
Imagine if that killed him, the drop.
That would have been swag, for sure.
That would have been swag.
This game's fucked up, mate. You know how I know it's made by a millennial? You get money for losing.
Isn't that the opposite it needed to be the other way around no no no because we were
the generation that got participation trophies or whatever I didn't get that I was like a
out in the jungle.
Paria is a little bit more of a like I don't want to call it a meritocracy necessarily
I'm a little out of my depth but okay I got one ram this way watch for heaven for hell
I should say I'm going up heaven to ruin this sniper's life be is be is kind of
safe Kate we want to come down there god damn it you can make it you can make
it what does that mean go down you can jump jump down but stay close this dude
is flicking his knife
I was a hell of a shot too. I'm gonna give him some credit for that. I was a hell of a shot.
Oh, so silver line where we have the plenty we have got the plant money. I think I've died every round.
He's been staying alive. That's okay. Orange. Orange. Fucking freak out.
out. He's there again behind the boxes with an op. You got him? Oh shit.
It's quickie. You could go, you could go. He's there.
Oh, they got it. They have the bomb, okay. My niece.
Oh no. He's with you guys. What the fuck? Oh my god, that op-er
offside is just waiting is hell oh my god well I brought with the bomb okay bro
I'm running up secret full speed
last scene offer hell I don't know where the other two people are where's bomb
like over there you're right
outside on the left there's an offer
it's called planting your feet
oh
that was a jackass face plan that was violent
come on yeah yeah come on damn i'm an xp overload i got six days remaining to
to show off my status. You guys like Ludacris Versa of CRSO? You care less about your genius
or bump your status? Bass rattle and trumps happen in hop? I don't even think I need
to speed. Dirty South Wee Ballin' Dog and never think about fallin' off.
I'm a nice and surprising runner-back as the song is called
Oh, I get a sealed Genesis terminal
Oh, no, it's almost Chocho said if Ryan clutches I'll give 25 gifts. There's a lot of pressure
Well, unfortunately
Want to unseal this Genesis terminal, but we're queuing do it man do it
We're queuing it's gonna ruin the Genesis
Come on, come on, come on
I don't know this text gave me on gifts. Oh decline
I'm just playing
Scar decline
I'm just playing I know accurate enough
Plucks you here Lou the clock
Plucks I could not sold you out another blue
That could not said I don't I don't even know who fluxes
Brother, I'm not playing. I'm not paying two dollars for a purple shotgun insane
Doesn't purple sound like it's a rare skin
Hmm
It applies damage over time or alternatively makes your bullets do half damage for until the debuff wears off
I just feel like anything that is not gray or blue is always awesome
Only they have gray anymore do they it's all blue right I
Have a few grays in my inventory, but I don't know where they come from. Isn't that like just the default
I mean there is like sometimes in the weekly rewards or whatever
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
I got to the cruise suite on that one
It's Kermit the Frog!
It is Kermit the Frog
It is Kermit the Frog
Let's be honest my movement has gotten fucking insane
My movement has gotten fucking crazy
Kermit
Why are there so many?
I can only do it in that song do my ask yourself. I can't really do it. It might be it might be
B
There's somebody apartments guys. That's alright. They're literally all lit
I hit them in the butt with a grenade and it got I saw it wedge between the cheeks
They're planting the
You come to your sis
Yes, dude
Wait, our green is insane
And I'm not talking about our income our yellow mix up for it by when I'm right here with you, but
It's Kermit you got squashed bro
And I say I'm taking no responsibility for this we had four on it
Shouldn't have had four on a
Wait we won
No, we did but still oh no not enough time. No, no, we got it. We got it
We got it we got it
Kermit be thrown here. I damaged four of them attack your name man. That's huge
You know we do same shit again
Boom boom, baby. You know what don't even come be I want the kills
plant your feet
some utile A
they're out A oh my god shit I'm coming
I didn't see bomb but oh no they're all here they're all there
my god Kirk
oh shit oh shit
Don't bother blocking me ever again.
Motherfucker.
Literally screwed up my whole fucking...
...she.
Now he's got this. He's right below you, King.
Awwww...
Got killed by the same guy.
I got exploded.
Fraggs are literally better than incendiaries, I'll tell you why.
You want the frag to go off in them all to take damage. If you throw an incendiary, they won't push. If they don't push, I can't get kills. It's that simple.
Keep it in the fucking mid spawn.
Which one is this one? Is this CT-sided or T-sided?
I honestly have no idea.
If I'm losing, I just say it's other teams-sided.
They smoke the partners?
Okay.
one cat one cat be careful man understood sir
he got me
split push
37 and 3 that's rough
Make it a pretty good argument for not just buying grenade SMG every round, I'll tell
you that much.
Ah, I should have had it in the last one.
Oh, Donzo got an AUG.
I needed to win that one to keep my AUG.
Another utility, eh?
Smoked heaven smoke or palace step is like a fake a but now I hear step is at
least two apartment in heaven I'm doing long flank through spawn oh on my right
bomb drop a come on
heaven
still have it huh?
got smoke jungle and plant right there oh my god what the fuck he's good
oh no what a shot okay recovered
yes kermit kermit you don't even need to peek
the bomb is right there no no respect the confidence
It's like a goalie in the NHL sometimes.
Oh my God.
My kid was right.
Sometimes you want to face shots.
You want to face shots because it keeps you locked in.
Face shots?
Are we still doing double on ponderous here?
Am I going to be doing double on ponderous for the rest of my life?
Yes.
That's that's sad.
I'm moving to Antarctica.
I'm doing apartments rush with a mag 7.
oh what one one ramp one ramp at least oh shit nothing from a to mid he said one
and lower. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, really?
obama's uh...
all my god that's crazy
what's up what's happening
one a one a
but i don't know if you were taking a
i mean this
i think they're just gonna plant a and i'm from in a horrible spot here
That guy did have the bomb, no.
What?
You're crazy, sweetie.
Well, there's been three.
And they got plant money.
OK.
That's crazy.
I mean, these guys are just really good, to be honest.
I'm just doing some very good work.
OK, let me go.
That's fine.
Nobody be. That's a new way to play the game, I suppose.
What is that pain?
A bee.
He's got it. He's got a scout 1v5 scout
That one's done probably could have
Good shooting Cory
He's gonna do it
Haha, did you see how many guys are looking at the air?
He just said wait there and get kills when they run out.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't!
No it's good it's good you're doing great work that's even better.
Because if she stays here she's gonna die the bomb.
Yeah MP7 nobody lost.
Excuse me?
Who says I'll die?
Didn't kill them though.
I'm feeling apartments on this one. I
Don't know this map. I'm just going with a vibe base. Honestly, I'll just like not to
Make the next like 25 minutes feel like there's no point to it, but I think the other team is just a lot better
They got some serious shooters you're an apps guy right right yeah, I like to be I mix it up though
It's smoke departments, which indicates be careful at A.
What the fuck? One bullet just killed me. One A?
Yeah, they just mollied mid.
Up ahead then? Oh my gosh.
The long rotator.
One more connector.
I'm going through heaven.
It's a long ass trip.
You got out of connector?
He's here.
Oh, he didn't get out of connector.
Oh my god, I didn't even know you could hide there, bro.
He might be on your right.
any intel? any intel on this one one was con that's all i know sorry y'all no job no hope
no cash here steps imagine imagine would have been awesome if his body went flying
in front of your head and shot it and he got like yeah again because the physics
detected that he was hacking what do you think guys you think I should challenge
their upper mid I don't care go for it fuck it I'm feeling hot let's let this
guide feed first I'm gonna pass on that one oh shit
you fucking he got two bro oh my god one at a where was he a cake
I think I think I got it the heaven on the right side of the heaven
We lost our yellow mid I
Think our teammate got him that was that guy. Yeah, that body
Oh my God, get my gun. Corey, get my gun. Behind you, Chameleon. On my body, on my body.
On my body. On my body. On my body, please.
I want my gun. What do you mean?
My gun is more expensive.
I think we're just on one left.
Yes.
I'll watch Heaven and Ramp.
Oh, yeah, he flashed out.
Flash at A.
I'm
Dialed man
Oh my god, oh my god, I fucked up
You might go get my god, please
I'm not trading my gun for your gun
The recording was that your gun was worth more and my gun is worth more than that
Okay, you know what you can buy me a gun cuz you have 8,200 yeah, I can do that you want the odd yeah
And then I'll drop it and then you jump across and scared the shit out of me
Yellow see you it's not my chameleon, but it will do it will do
And Cory's going deep on this one here nothing a
I'm scared for green right now.
Is that our Molly?
Yep.
They threw a Molly somewhere?
Action at B.
Oh, I got knifed in the back on A.
I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything at all.
Oh my god.
I guess we just all moved.
It's the same guy that keep killing me.
Is it A?
I'm holding my tongue.
I think so.
What's wrong?
I had a knife in the back at the site where we had three guys at the start of the game.
Oh my god.
They got one guy. That's good. So we so we got
you. It's really good. Yeah.
There were a couple guys that are pretty good. I'm keep getting killed by the blue guy. He's
my nemesis. Maybe it's not meant to be there.
Happy Fast A.
Hero in Palace.
Okay, they're out A. It's A.
Good shooting, Kate.
I got killed from Palace as well. I might have been there.
Oh my god, I got the box, box, box, box.
Push him, Green. Push him.
Bomb dropped.
Yeah
And our green is kind of cracked and last is Tetris. Yeah, Kermit's Kermit's gone
Maybe we got hope here. I know it's too shut
Tell me my smoke was good
You give me up. Was that was that my smoke? I don't know that helped you
You mean Kermit
I feel like I died here
Mids clean
I hear someone in apps oh shit it is not clean I died out I died in window to
someone top of me oh my god oh they were under under I was gonna say bro
ahead of like a Fresno lens on the monitor or something
Or W patients
Insanely good
And I'm broke as fuck again, I feel like they're yellow to get you something
He's so for real what's yellow saying about you right now last round one ramp
God that guy's good
Fuck
You could kill palace boy. Yeah, I can't got him. Oh, okay
W
No one's on B by the way, no one from our team is on B
There's only two left
Sorry they plant baby just rethink, okay one left I
I saw him, top or mid?
Nice.
Nice.
Now we fucking pop off, T-Side.
Ten times easier.
A or B?
I much prefer A.
okay he said rush B he said all right we that's fine that's fine first man out
with the flash it's been an honor serving with you
that shot in the back of the head immediately by the best player that's
I would like to know my god. Yeah, they're in the car
Good shit good shit
You got this Kermit last one market, what do you mean?
My bad he said
Hear me out same shit
Ping it or something
It's also not market it's Mercado oh my gosh I hate getting pushed
One one arches
Yeah, we won we won never mind
Kermit the frog can you say thank you Kermit the frog he sacrificed for for
the team everyone a scout I'll take I'll take
jeesh
hmm I'm gonna get my fucking ass beat man yeah I got the bomb
your ticket should be smoked
I don't know what ticket it is unfortunately
CT CT entry
there's one jungle one stairs
yep one on stairs
one on stairs
kill them with your gun koi
K you bomb something satisfying about a scout kill man one rep behind good
shooting green good shooting permit oh he's a buddy heaven heaven heaven
you're gonna get him there's four sites on heaven right now yeah you got him
boom baby boom yeah baby Wednesday baby no scope
All four kills?
Yeah, baby.
What do you mean all four?
I got to kill it.
Oh, I mean four, four, right?
That one didn't count again.
I guess not.
Why did you give me the bomb?
Game knows you're the one to trust.
No, someone gave it to me.
Oh.
I'm hopping mid-june, though.
I've been killed one.
Oh, my god.
With a pistol?
With a pistol, with a Digo.
I'll give him some credit for that one, but um, he got his little fucks, but he's a little trade buddy. Okay
We might be able to go cat. I
Mean I can't be mad bros literally just better ones in con
Okay
He's got an AK now
Con and cat
Two window two window one cat
actually that was a good call
throwing the bomb up there would have been OP though
there's one behind you and cat I think he smoked this ago
might be pushing I'll be green
green is watching green stairs
Green is going to watch connector. Green here is connector. Oh
Imagine
Do you think he's waiting for it like the defusing sound?
Yeah.
He got on the diffuser.
Yeah, there he is.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
MVP.
Look at that.
That's good.
Good plays, though.
Good plays.
Here.
He thought it was planned for Khan.
That's how I know we're in the wrong fear of magic because we're not supposed to know what the fuck that means, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did he say?
He said it was planted for connector.
He thought it was planted for connector, and it could have gone bad.
I have no idea what that means.
So you plant the bomb for whoever can defuse it.
Still don't know what that means.
Dab
Dab
Dab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
we got this kid we got 55 seconds chill for a sec just try to show um well
He's got like a boat kick today.
He said they're at window.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
At least they let you get up there.
Oh, shit.
Here comes the vote kick.
As long as you guys vote no more, okay.
I'll base my vote off your vote.
Has it been my best game?
That's for sure.
A is done.
Oh!
Mid-Midboy.
We're gonna pick here.
I
Fuck that one stings stairs and site
They throw that I could throw another one do it do it that's huge
No, don't look that way!
I mean, this one be five, best of luck to you.
Or carry.
Honestly, this one being over quick would be a huge asset, to be honest.
We're doing pretty good, though, for it to be like when the person is in it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The name is fucking insane, man.
Oh my god, crazy guy. I did it
I'm gonna on you I'm gonna be like bro, how'd you end up in our game something ain't right I
Want to have a teta-teta with blue and yellow on the other team and green on our team and say what the fuck happens
Yeah, I'm literally by the okay dropping bomb suicide push me to kill the guy in window. I have a pistol
You got me.
You.
Ouch.
Oh, you're lucky.
My brain.
Oh, he's.
You got this.
average silver game with two or three guys that can actually play why why isn't
criminal for the silvers to want to play with silvers bro
oh that was nice try nice try the criminals should or the silver should
want to play with silvers the gold should be playing with golds
B rush, B rush, Mk10, take my pistol, B rush, buy out, it's last round, yeah it is buy out.
Close your eyes Corey, I'm going to flash.
Everyone okay?
I almost closed them in real life. This is why I brought a second flash.
Oh my god. Now I got a gun. We can back up a little bit. I got a gun now.
The degree was to not be here. Yeah.
Make some noise.
Oh my god.
That's devastating.
Can I get it?
Something's not right.
Was I standing on an elevated plane?
My shots went like this.
Good kill.
Good kill.
Dang.
Kermit got the offer.
He said, let's go, let's go.
Never mind.
We shouldn't be queuing for Mirage, it's the worst map in the game.
What?
Nice try.
Did you get through the jumping off shot?
34 damage, get this shit off the screen bro.
Man, we wasted Kermit.
I'm sorry Kermit.
It's his fault, he shouldn't be in this game.
Him being in this game is how we got the good players on the enemy team.
I don't yeah, I don't even know if matchmaking happens in comp
This can't get off the screen fast enough it's a long time man. It's really so we hang it out
Free stuff
Two skins
What is hand terminal?
So that's that's a dead-hand terminal. That's like the new cases.
Oh, so you need the key to open it? No.
What? You just, if it's just a terminal, you just open the terminal and then they'll give you offers.
Yes. Which you can accept or decline.
And if there's one you like, you have to pay like whatever the going rate for that skin is.
But actually just declining all of them is huge for you because you'll get XP that'll get you
You'll give your X-Video a hold how long does it take like a minute
Does it show my undress it will if you click buy
Especially if you're doing like display capture
But you can only do display capture, I thought.
You can do window capture, but it'll also show your address.
I'm gonna do capture.
Really?
Yeah.
You needed like a special setting on Steam or just natively?
Yeah, you just, it's a Steam or OBS, you put in like a little line of code and it lets
it capture.
I don't know why it's like that, but
Guys just killing themselves the grenade over and over again. Oh shit. Oh shit watch out guys
Yeah, fucking yeah, whoa, I think our yellows going through something
What the fuck happened?
It's canceled.
Dude, 180R.
Damn.
It's as great as...
Stabby McStab face with the most knife kills.
We take those.
Pissed me off, I could have gotten way more 80R.
I was just chillin' in the Tom Cruise suite the whole time.
Chillin' in the Tom Cruise suite.
I was doing a Scientology any percent.
Oh...
I thought maybe you were on like Oprah's couch.
I shot the goose, that's why the game ended.
No...
No way...
I saw that a person did not connect.
Literally, it's the first time that someone has been playing this bitch on a super computer.
every other time I accept the queue and then I'm like I've got four seconds to
go pee and then it's like oh you come back and it's a minute and a half into
the first round you can pee in four seconds easily how big your home all
mammals take 20 seconds to help different kind of beast this should just fall
out you can't ask that kind of stuff it's literally called laminar flow comes
You're achieving laminar flow.
I'm just like a yellow icicle.
He's got a bulbous straw.
Wait, did we ask if Corey sits down when he pees?
We talked about it, yeah.
And did you say no?
Yes.
Ah.
80% of the time.
Nuts, I teabagged the whole spawn.
I teabagged the whole spawn.
They didn't see me.
That's a huge omen.
OK, we flash out, A.
We flash out long.
Let's go, my brother.
Fuck it, I got even more confidence. Two flashes.
I don't even care if the bomb follows us, you get five kills.
Oh, my God, I got to grab the bomb.
Oh, nope, that guy, there are two.
Oh my god.
One-packed one, uh, double door.
Ryan.
What the fuck happened?
I don't know, man.
Where'd everybody go?
There he is.
I know.
It looked like a screenshot.
I thought that didn't follow, and then I have to go back to get it.
Someone drop the bomb. Yeah, he threw the bomb just at top of mid which is an interesting
I'm broke as fuck. It's a interesting idea. Yeah, let's do it man
Like I buy an AK
It's all a but alright, okay everyone
Including Kate
Damn you got a pic he did there's a
Okay, we go in
Don't worry, there's a deagle on our side, too.
Behind?
Insane grenade.
Tim Kaine in the membrane.
Got an M4 now.
I lived.
Let me cover the flank.
I'm fucked.
I definitely killed my own dude.
Oh, I thought he was reloading.
I'm really sorry.
you cross right in front of me. Motherfucker man.
I didn't even get to kill the guy. I got so fucked up.
He's so fucking for real with me right now. We win these.
I'm moving different.
Keep the comms up, y'all.
You got this.
You're the only one.
Yeah, there's a guy on goose
You know
Oh he's actually got it
It's a good try really good try
My bro, that's crazy that you didn't get to kill that guy
I'm must have jammed it went like
I was like I was bang on I was bang on
Fly right to the forehead
The operation follow the randoms at all costs
Everyone was facing at B
The lurk lurk.
Are you kidding me from that random shot I got hit?
I got flesh?
Throw in the flesh man.
Huge kill.
He got greedy.
1B.
There's one on A2 somewhere.
He's clear. Oh, maybe you got a. Yeah, Kate, come to A.
They're two. They're two behind. I'll cover long.
What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh my god.
I landed on his fucking head, man.
Oh, I see, I see.
I thought I heard him, long doors, but I might be wrong.
Your tenant didn't say anything.
Mm-hmm.
I hear him.
I hear him.
He's on the left, man.
No, I hear him.
He's had long doors, but he's not going to try to take the site.
Oh, nice.
Where was he, man?
Suicide.
Oh, suicide.
Jeez.
Hear me out?
I got no money.
They're going to molly long doors.
I just dropped the smoke and we run through it and then overload the guy.
Just wait it out for like one second here.
Now we go.
I got overwhelmed.
We didn't go.
We didn't go.
We went one at a time.
I'm going to fucking freak out.
I was not on you in time, so I went as fast as I could.
one's cat for sure. Country got him. Another mid doors. Good shooting K. So mid doors and
site could be coming CT yes yes I love that okay cat good shoot
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
Boy, he's right.
A little.
I'll be your random.
Your random is watching.
CT, he sees him.
CT.
He's been killed.
CT.
That's all under you, under you, yeah.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Tough timing.
Tough timing on that one.
I should have just hid.
Holy cow, I lit three of them up?
I'm never calling a plan again.
I need to follow my own advice.
I'm just going to follow the random wherever they go.
But actually I'm going to op suicide.
Oh my god, these people are just all running at me.
Nobody crossed or I spawned late.
Beautiful smoke.
Holy ouch.
Holy... Ouch!
Triangulated disposition.
One's on site, they just smoked A.
One. One.
Yellow's walking through doors with the bomb.
Yep.
Said without judgment, by the way, they might know what they're doing.
They've died.
Bomb dropped. Double door.
Fuck. Motherfucker.
Bomb person at B? Motherfucker, man.
You walked the bomb out of the doors!
B Steppy?
He's right there.
He says there's one window
What the fuck
What the fuck can I say come on our teammate our teammate through that by walking the bomb into their spawn
We have nothing to apologize for
I gotta save I'm so broke we should go
be rushed? I don't know.
be rushed? let's do it. follow random follow randoms follow randoms.
then when they die we pick up their guns because they bought.
good kill. so far so good.
One's goose. Two on A.
One on A.
Car? Is it car?
Oh, what the fuck?
Let's go back. This is devastating.
One long doors.
It's 3v3.
You have one long, one on A site, so maybe go B.
There's only going to be at least one there. At most one there.
Let's go, yeah, three tunnels. Good idea.
Great, great...
Combs, Corey. Great comms. You might have saved this.
Go off first run
All right, but be be warned. I got bomb
Watch your heart, right? Oh
My god, oh I tagged him
One was window
What a shot
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Oh, what?
Good try.
Good try.
All things considered, I mean, it could have gone worse, probably.
Op no armor, easy mode.
It literally works.
With this spawn, it literally works.
I did get a good spawn.
I forgot grenade.
Three crossed.
Three crossed the B.
Yeah.
The trigger discipline did not take a single shot.
I've been killed.
I don't want to get my op once we've said.
Oh, my smoke missed.
Way yellow popped.
long all by themselves. One was mid doors. Yellow went insane that round. That flash basically
just earned a orange kill. Alright they're coming cat. Last one. I'll be yellow for you.
i make a ct ct
the ct
yellow is watching double doors
i thought he ran away
save yourself kate run to the pit
knife out you can make it
oh you're chill
whoa bro chill
chill bro
you be all all all all all.
I can't smoke anything.
Rough day for a guy like me.
Is it?
You follow the randoms.
No, what I exactly need to do.
W so one win I'm gonna grenade right here.
I'm gonna grenade right here.
One win be one win.
I don't know who to follow.
Okay, and then I flash
and we overloaded him.
He killed me with an up.
Holy shit.
Maybe not, maybe not.
I've realized something.
I'm no longer gonna be the first man in.
I've done my time.
I'm served.
I'm fucking free.
Oh shit, what the fuck was that?
Nah, fuck it, I'll enter you, frag.
I don't care.
I want to go B. Watch out on the catwalk. Oh, shit. The MP9. Last one here. Another
one there. One more here. Oh, good kill. Insanely good kill. You got the bomb. Yeah,
a little bit of a battle.
Fokker?
Run B, run B.
Smart play.
Very smart play.
A little greedy, little greedy.
And then turn around and run back.
Oh
Missed his head
Dude look at this guy he's he got like a freaking helmet and everything
Let's pay to win. He literally looks like David Morse from Minority Report. He looks like he has a stick stick
61 and 2 damn. That's not fair. How could we don't have we were just wearing like a like socks
I just got a hat. Yeah
We're just wearing socks, dude
What if we just
Don't do anything and then the opera walks out of these doors and I kill them
My patience is a play for sure
They might be unmedicated in which we have a huge advantage. Where did he die?
Okay, orange is telling me to go guys you you fucking go. I got the bomb bro you go. Oh, he's telling me to boost them
Yeah
Do you need to flash
But what do you want me to know he's telling me to leave he says I should go
I'm scared of mid. I don't want to go mid
I
Like it. Oh quick peek
Last dude. So you're done going in first. There's one. There's one there. There's one spawn
That's okay, cuz I'm gonna peek cat. I
Think we're gonna go I'm gonna follow Corey and go beat
Well, then I'm trapped with bomb on
Oh opera in tunnels lower tons
Well, our orange died doing this crazy gambit on the boost.
Welcome to hell, bro.
28 seconds.
There's one left!
He killed me to your right, Kate, on top of me.
I did 95 damage to him?
Oh my god.
It's the pay to pay to win skin. Okay, the three of us have to stick together. I
Think we should do be we never broke as fuck
It's not is it last round not last round. It's not lost around my bed
I was playing the music and I get my head
Oh
We
No, the flash and the fire killed me
What I
Swear what?
There's on B
They're on B
Right. That's where Kate died from
Yeah, the flash and the fire
Killed the opera. I think they threw it from tunnels. I
Chased down there and covered me on planting. Yes, sir
I've been killed. I just gonna see a spawn. I should have played bomb on that one for sure.
Fuck. Good shit, good shit.
it. Holy fuck.
Oh my god. Yes, man.
He beg it. He beg the bomb.
the
bucket same play but this time we throw a g grenades down the tunnel stairs to get
revenge for my wife yeah there's one dude down the tunnel every time he just
runs tunnel because we are i can't afford off to get into the side
oh wait fuck I made a blown up my own dude
I don't know why I threw the grenade after I saw him going
I got bombs so I really want to go first we got we got two maybe we make a
a pit in here yellow me yellow that two for one that's pretty good here on my
right b-sides clear actually hot oh no he's not no inside left B what the
fuck was he doing over load mid-doors it's the right he's in CT
oh there's one I got shot from behind
there's my better I mean if I'm gonna be calling shit I gotta play with com so I'm
I'm literally just gonna play it like deathmatch. This is so crazy.
It was a really good shot. I can't be mad about that, but...
I'm so close to just right-clicking this guy on the throat. I swear to God.
Who, Corey?
No, Orange.
hehehehehehe
party rocker
i wouldn't know
let's overload him
OVERLOAD HIM BUSH HIM
HE'S GOT A NUMBER, YOU CAN'T SHOOT TWO TIMES
i'm so baggin' you
i'm baggin' you man
you die and then say overload
we have to trade on the dude with the UMP
otherwise he kills multiple
I'm talking about orange. I didn't even know you were there. I'm talking about orange.
Were you along with me?
The fuck?
Yeah, I was.
And then you were way ahead and then you said you died by the offer and then you said overload
them and I rushed out and I died.
The comm was meant for orange. The comms were meant for orange.
Fuck.
That's my bad.
I was 1v1. I was paranoid there was more.
All right, we got this someone else want to IGL
I'm gonna go be I'm playing spawn I will also play be I'll go long
I'll watch mid-doors then oh shit someone went mid no no he's in tunnels
one's out mid-doors and he's also out heaven ie I killed him cat it's three dead one one
Two cat!
I'm flanking cat.
I think at least I lit one person up.
Fuck, fuck.
He dropped down.
Yeah.
One under you.
Like CT.
Watch this.
Yellow doesn't know what's up.
Bezzy, is he watching?
He's covering you.
Oh shit, oh shit, we fucking win these.
news oh what the fuck it did sound like it sounded like an assassination yeah
well one silent shot did I get assist
Okay, I guess I'm playing A.
Damn.
I feel like I didn't get a six.
It smoked me.
Sounds like lots of utility towards B, but nothing yet.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna leave you there.
Okay. I think everyone's at B.
Nothing yet. One flash B.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
I'm bad.
Rotate if you can.
Yeah.
Tunnels?
This box behind car, he's now dead.
Bombs down, one left, no idea.
Totting suits here.
I guess as good as mine.
He's going back to his bomb.
Yep.
We don't need the rest, we'll just play bomb.
Oh, you have bomb, okay, okay.
Where do you want to watch, Kate?
I'll be behind the car.
So watch, yeah, watch there.
I'm literally just gonna hide right here.
Tunnels.
Okay.
He's in tunnels.
Right there.
To your left, Kate.
He's out.
Good stuff.
Very good.
Right in his eyes.
Oh, I thought this was a shotty.
No, no, no.
I literally just clicked one.
Craziest looking shot done at all time.
I don't use shotgun.
I don't know what it looks like.
It's a Mac 10, baby.
Mac 10, baby.
Go, go, go.
I'm going to watch mid.
I'm going to watch cat.
Oh, that's what I meant.
But yeah.
Heard flash out A. Crunchy's just killing him with a shotgun
in tunnels.
He's kind of swaggering up.
Oh, so many three mid.
Last all three mid.
Me either cat
I mean both
Cat what cat?
That's insane
Cat now
I love when a teammate buys a fucking
LMG
Let's lock in
Swag up player
Plant their feet
Nice, you saw last one
Oh, what a shot. Holy fuck. He's he killed you with the wife's gun. I literally
Oh my god. He was playing with too much confidence to not get killed. Oh, he has the diffuser,
so it's fine. Yeah, we're good. My god. My god. Yo, now, now, now we find out. No,
Oh my god
He looked at that shit and said nah
That's that's so offensive for the galeel is crazy work
I can't believe I did 88 damage and didn't get to kill that's so crazy. Oh, I didn't jump I got I got
Flash B. Sounds like some work top mid.
Crunchy's just doing his thing, man.
Yellow's saved us.
The yellow's looking at the bomb?
Okay, where is that?
It was on the mini map.
I didn't see
one cat one Xbox so two are coming cat right now or possibly doors oh he got
me but he's cat again
I
I hate him too some good shooting. He's coming cat
Bro didn't even know literally that was merciful
There's no way he could have even heard the one that got him you guys have bomber no I don't see you
15 seconds. Yeah. It sounds like it might be going be able to see. Yeah. Yeah. I'll
come to your teammate. They see nothing. They're going through tunnels. He's got six
health so there's that six health he's basically like a bubble shield for you
he's a window oh good job okay good job you can't find the bomb he's not moving
you stop moving look anywhere else man he let you diffuse which is nice of him
he's carrying the team but he didn't he couldn't follow audio that was nice
the bomb and then this time we op-made and it's over for them oh shit orange
what are you gonna do though where you going looks like he's going long
I had luck full brew hello I got I got Ryan's nice his favorite coffee and it
was delicious feeling extra nice today oh that's about fucking sucks
Flash B. One double door is going to kill me. I'm dead. Behind you for it. Careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stretch this one out. I gotta go P.
Is that one cat, Kate?
Yeah, cat.
of
They're going tons.
Oh my god fuck off. B.
I'm back.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
I was lit. So what a shot. I don't know where the other two guys are on this team. I don't
think I've seen anybody but that one dude. Embarrassing to say, but I think he's making
the right call. I think you should save the out for sure.
Oh. What are you doing? He served under the bullet though. Did you see that?
Oh
I did the guy 85 damage to crazy guy
Broke his fuck. I can't buy it all
Tragic
Alright, we got double ops. I got double doors, Cory
Here's some tons
I'm coming over to you to give you some support then.
Because I have a frag.
How many tunnels?
I don't know.
Grenade.
Three?
Three, huh?
Two ops?
I put my thermal vision on.
I was watching A with me.
Oh.
one is double doors.
Yeah, tunnels. Nice. That's bomb.
I got something for you Ryan. No shot.
Oh, good W trade. Absolutely no reason to have done that right then instead of waiting
until the safety of the by-law, but we fucking did it.
We fucking did it.
Para.
Oh, shit.
Oh, they're upping mid?
Flash long, twice.
that one
see those fucking crates
this feels like home tunnels looking at cat
what the fuck
keep your cheeky on your face
scare me got the heart rate up for sure
though your vlog goes sleep on your work
one more long
you got a guy B
oh cat mid or side mid
11 bomb
one more cat. Nice, Kate. I'll
drop that cat. Huge. You, you
stay. That might be off boy. You
stay there. I don't watch long.
Ah, no, I gotta play.
I don't know where to play.
You should be able to have a shotgun secondary if you have a sniper main.
Sure.
Let's go.
Or dual wield.
What are you going to throw in there?
Bullets.
Grenade out.
Actually, huge grenade. I'm throwing one more too.
to imagine if we got five kills off of that they Molly to be oh fuck made made made made
Is that 1B?
Seems like tunnels.
I don't know.
1B main.
I got to lean forward for this.
Uh, sound like op on cat.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm so stupid, how do I miss that?
The flanking opler?
One cat.
Yeah, op on cat.
They smoked.
That sounds like A.
Yeah.
Wicker?
Get inside.
Off at car.
Yep.
He blends in with Wicker.
And the sight apparently.
Literally blends in with Wicker.
He what?
The Wicker blinds you?
No, he blends in with the Wicker.
T-side blends in with Wicker.
Well, I'm broke.
Okay, could you buy me a gun?
Yeah.
mine. Which one? M4, it doesn't matter. I don't know how to drop. M4. 1G. Thank you.
Oh, please, you're on the home. Biscayne Bay. I got the opera on the Zua side. I'm gonna
go back to watch along. Sounds like lots of utile coming along. In disregard what I just
said. I'm used to just talking for like five hours every stream. They still have an operate
sounds like three taxi he said because that's long doors I'm on long doors outside cat cat
cat cat okay more yes oh my god fuck he was hiding behind the double doors of
mid. He's probably going to be same spot. What same spot like cat? Oh there he is. Yeah
I was gambling that he would come up the same way. Do we know the situation with the bomb?
Nope.
Negative, my brother.
How bad can I stand there?
Good try.
That's dumb.
Oh, I did 96 damage on the guy.
Yikes.
Oh, geez.
Broke again, man.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, no, flash one.
I need to play that push shot.
was popping off seems I'll all be I'm down in the tons I'm down in tons understood
nice oh he's a lit double doors long double doors double doors
I got 96. Oh, I thought I kept you. 96 and 2 is kind of devastating. Pistol at me.
O.K.
4A this time. All right. All the bank.
Oh, shit, you watching mid-run?
Yeah, I got double doors.
O.K.
They have a decoy at B.
I'm dropped near fucking suicide. I want to say suicide.
One coming A I think.
Flash cat.
Incinerate car.
Oh my god.
One Xbox.
One B long.
one one's on me on xbox the other ones tunnels query uh no he's dead oh there's
one dead don't peek at the same time xbox xbox
I
W palms behind doors behind the doors. Oh
I fucking missed
Oh my he literally blend in dude he does he does I didn't see him
Damn
That one's done
Yeah
He does have to feel good about that. He's got to feel really good about that
You're crunchy. No, the dude who got the triple kill on us as the last man alive to win the clutch match point for his team
Your
Your
I'm always the ancient one. I don't know why
Honestly, I mean is in a complimentary way
You hold your angle whereas the rest of us hold the angle for like five seconds, and then if nobody comes we're like all right in there
Drastically increases our odds to die and your odds to stay alive
He's right. He's right
But when you rush in and there's like four dudes standing there and you kill one or two of them you do feel like a fucking boss
loss. You are like, oh, I feel like that's Call of Duty, though. Yeah. Exactly.
Call of Duty is so the the last time we play Call of Duty multiplayer, not the Battle Royale,
not Warzone. That game should not be legal. It's like a drug. Like the amount of of twitchiness
that it inspires in you when you play. Like you're like, oh, I'm done. Oh, I'm fucking
dead. I'm fucking dead. Okay, go back. Go, go, go, go. Throw your Tomahawks over the
over the base. Throw your Tomahawks at spawn. That's a good Tomahawks bike. Oh, I'm dead.
Like it's it's it is a time travel machine. I think the last time I played it, I just kept
getting killed from behind. And I was like, this isn't for me anymore. Man, it's too fast.
It's like it's very, very fast. There are different modes that you can play in Call of
of duty as well. So if you don't like certain ones, I think capture the flag is pretty fun.
But the best feeling is to be able to have enough kills and then you do like airstrikes.
It does feel so good to hit your d-pad and have like somebody come over the comms and
go like UAV deployed. Yeah, but that's the first kill streak.
It feels good as fuck.
There are more?
What do you mean?
Calling Hellfire Missile.
Like UAV is the lowest and then air strike.
Stammers.
And then there's like the bombing.
And then there's like certain games have nuke and you can nuke.
But nuke requires like a 25 kill streak or something like that.
I think we might have a game on our hands.
What do you mean?
You got a guy with weird text name and clitoris.
Damn.
This is audible.
I've loved it.
He did it! He did it! He did the thing!
It's clitoris.
It's so weird that like no, I don't know, I feel like no female go like, yeah, yeah, dick, yeah.
Put the men, they do it.
I've heard some. I've heard some of the real men nowadays.
You know what that means? Probably pushes better.
Nobody wants to join in on that one?
We're shooting!
How is he alive?
One on a very hurt. Oh, you got him you got
In this guy Jesus Christ
There's a weird delay when yeah planting and this a the fusion for some reason
We fuck it's so weird like I thought I wasn't happening so I let go and they'd be like
or like it's hit what I hit that guy 44 and 4 that shouldn't even be a half
capable for you to take my tech 9 no I think the craziest thing is that I did
56 on the guy and I think my aim was terrible and the I think he actually
ran out of ammo so he was just aiming at me but clitoris attack the teammate oh
Oh fuck! Good Lord! Scouted through a fucking substrate!
Oh jeez. The fuck happened? That's crazy.
Mid Scout. His head blew up. Slumped.
The weird spot that guy likes. CT CT.
Oh come on. Damn that's the bomb too. Oh what the fuck is this still?
Oh
Good job one more cat
The body block brother had to be done. You got a cat
CT assembly
It was the same guy Archie Bill
Yep
Yeah, why you bought an again
Oh
You saved me you saved my life about you I bow to you purple I bow to you I get back here. I want to shake your hand
How come I did 25 to the guy but I didn't get assist you think they took too long
Yeah, how does this work if I think if he gets a headshot that gets lethal it doesn't count your like if it would have killed
without the twenty five you might not get the assist
i see
that makes sense
i'm flashing out y'all be careful
easy play, i'm smoking door
you got the bomb, you got the bomb right
i'm planting for a vapor
what the fuck
Watch window tunnels.
I got windows.
You shot a firework off?
Tunnels! Oh, good shit.
I'm very hurt. Tunnels again.
W, Corey.
fucking oblox coming through i think
guys
how come i didn't get to kill him
my crosshair was
i had a great view of that man
it's just that the ricochet is too high on the ak
is that why i couldn't get headshot
or is it
first shot is super effective
Then the recoil makes the next ones a little tougher.
I mean, sis, I did 81 to the guy.
Oh, one crossed.
Two crossed.
I'm with you guys.
To me, that means we take long.
Orange, don't go that way by yourself!
Wait, no, that's Corey.
Corey, you can do whatever you want.
My autonomous king.
One more pushing CT.
I
Only one left man. Oh, that was me, huh?
Damn
SSG the not so good Charlie are not Charlie. No open already open already
Rose already open
Why did I even load that one?
That one felt good.
One crossed, two crossed.
The two crosslers that caught you popped off there, man.
My smoke work?
Yeah.
Smoke work perfectly.
block of you brother. God that smoke is so good. Let's go clitoris! Let's go clitoris!
if it works it's swag damn he's camping seminal seminal ct purple got him
Wow, we're putting on a fucking clinic. I don't know how that guy how Carl whatever blue in front of me didn't kill
Do W Claris
worry
My wife's a guy on our team. He's doing great. You can say purple
But he's got a name
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Christ. That was huge. Whoever threw that W flash.
Was that you, Ryan?
How'd you know that? Because he said like something you would do.
You really think I would throw a flash and say whoever threw that W flash?
Yeah.
Mid or cat?
He's long.
Okay, we decided not to fight him, everybody kill me.
Yes!
You got it.
Corey Ace!
Corey Ace!
Whoa!
Damn!
W Corey!
W Corey!
I didn't want to be greedy and try to go for it.
Shit good thing. I missed them then I
Mean it's fine. I would have been happy if you killed him too
That wasn't certified do not want this ran into tunnels oh
I got one cat one cat one cat tunnels cat tunnels cat
Check the look y'all
Nice Sam
Don't go long doors because there's a deep right outside on the CT side
He's open he said okay going B. I'll distract this guy
Okay, okay, that was awesome. Did he have his hand up I love that
He did have his hand off I love that
Yeah, Kate he's yeah, you got it. I'm watching tunnels
So you guys can watch the other two.
All right.
Really? Okay.
Little surprised.
Okay.
two guys saving huh I'm gonna go good works two guys saving I gave bomb to
random my bad y'all I got an awesome kill there though
It was sick. I got to see it.
One cost.
One dead. This is my reaction time is better than my teammates.
One's double doors.
I'm popping the fuck off
off. Oh, shit, that was fucking awesome.
Sorry, I'm literally looking at it in front of me and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't see you in my bed long I got him longitudinally bro saving again
no cat cat cat cat awww
sadness
ouch
I need my aim to be a little bit higher
Yeah, you do have to aim head high, because my only my only word of advice for you
I think I might have gotten this swag is kill of all time there
In this round in that round I underhanded a flashbang at long doors and then shot a dude like right in between his rib cage
Hey purple how many people crossed
Oh my god, that grenade.
Oh my god, that grenade.
drop down
long your cars
cars
yeah he was just down but
areas
you got him
You got him, you got him, you just go.
The bomb dropped off the CT.
Oh, one in CT.
Oh, did it fall over the edge?
Yeah.
What's going on?
I don't understand.
One is in CT.
When the bomb holder died, the bomb fell over the edge.
OK, OK.
Oh, are you kidding me?
I know you were talking to me when you were like,
you got him, just go.
But I'm like, I'm in the, I'm in passion, Dale brother.
Oh, no, you guys were all circling A site like there was somebody still there.
But there's one CT.
What a shot.
Well, what?
That's fucked up.
He's the other one there too.
Oh, dude, the nuts on him, though, the nuts on him to just stand there.
Literally playing or something.
What went wrong there is purple took my spot on suicide.
Everything we were literally eight oh, we were eight oh, and he goes, let's mix it up.
We were eight oh, we should, we should keep team killing right now.
I'll do the next one.
I
Just run on my smoke shot my smoke shot
Oh fuck you didn't get the guy running up mid. I did you purple did purple. Are you kidding me?
No, there's another one. He was long. He came through long doors, bro
No, we didn't I saw him running up mid
It's like the the fact that you were talking to this guy who cannot hear you is crazy
easy. Body language. Car sounds like. Not anymore. Sounds like M4. Oh, is it there? Nope.
He got him. He got him. Oh, I'm sorry. Fuck it, bro. Are you going to be? I don't know.
See how the mood strikes me.
Not wicker.
Please don't be wicker.
Scale difference.
Last one's B.
for nothing. Oh my god, sticky. Ryan! What? I literally, I was thinking grenade off the
wall, bounces over my head, lands in the tunnel and kills him. How awesome would that have
You're like an animal.
Like if you cannot see them, they don't exist.
You're too scared to realize that they're out there.
I'm literally top-fragging.
Also, I'm being told by chat that the dude who killed you, Corey, came up cat.
So, I don't want to hear it. You take that up with purple.
I'm watching suicide. Cat mid, same thing.
They're not the same thing. I can see mid. I can't see cat.
He came up again.
That fellow might be mid.
I don't know.
I couldn't tell.
Bomb is dropped right there though.
I'll have to go.
Nice.
Oh, he's right there, really close.
Nice job.
Nice. Oh, he's right there. Really close. Nice job.
Russian ego check. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, no.
You are the right idea, I'm not sure about our teammate on that one.
Alright, MP4, MP4, talk.
Do you want a gun?
I'll drop you a gun.
Sure, sure, sure.
Well, I dropped someone a gun.
I gave it to Carl.
Oh, can you drop that for Keith?
Nevermind.
Well, alright.
Two crashed.
One came back.
I
Like how you say Kate I did say I did say
I'm aware I'm aware leave me was it being replayed in my head over and over again
What are we doing what are we doing
Oh my god, I'm flashed
I'm playing complaint you're good
Swag oh cat cat cat with a with an AWP
Ballsy Kate ballsy
Oh, fuck!
Nice.
Good round.
7-1, I shot him through the fucking thorax, man!
Oh, shit.
Whatever, at least there's a kill.
I can move around, guys, good round.
Yeah, I'm using my hog!
What?
On the screen.
Oh, my god.
Oh, good.
What did she think I said?
hog this guy he's got a problem man oh man one suicide with a eagle maybe yeah
suicide this brown yeah lots of BB BB BB confirmed on route one's gonna be coming
double doors too. Fuck it, I gotta clear the doubles. Never mind, no I don't. Hori? Hori?
Hori? Oh man, well I died. Eeeeeee! Ooh shit. You know what? Let's give M4 a go. Yeah,
you're right it is it is it is lunchtime I'm very sorry
why are you sorry about the lunchtime it's very late
did you know I was feeding Ruka and Tomo like double the amount of wet food and
they still whine about it they don't eat it all right
they eat it all oh really they got me tunnels
there I saw bomb tunnels bomb spotted tunnels
I hear foots.
Destroyed. I just stood at that guy. I destroyed all the shit.
Bombs dropped, right? Bombs dropped here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bombs on D.
Skin difference on that one. You and Carl. Oh, what the fuck behind me?
He did not, he did not have you covered apparently.
Oh, sorry.
He's got this.
Oh, you heard them.
Oh, no.
Oh, terrible smoke.
Unfortunate smoke.
I like the double check on it.
I think he's got to get it. He's got to get it.
Oh my god.
Incredible place, actually. Nice place.
Damn, but kind of a swag knife too.
Is that one of the ones?
Why a knife like that?
Let me see.
Can you toss it over?
I can't.
I
Know they're coming for a to suicide. I dropped an M4 right on
Suisse on it. Yeah, if you need it. I
Didn't think I get scouted there. Holy cow
Probably because I was like what so far so looking at long I'd watch cat
Don't pick up my gun. It's left-handed. Oh
Wow
There was a guy that went through the law
Did he live that's shame
Broke boy, I got punished boy. You're not peepee bison. Let's go
the dream gone we're getting to 30 on this I'm the only one be just don't be
mad if it goes wrong he took my he stole my grenade damage no fear pepe
guys in
ouch
all what the fuck how
oh my god
is fed fucking farty here
oh no
not a nice nice nice nice nice
The thinker the thinker I dropped M4 so I'm gonna get armored for me
Oh, I was gonna take that M4
You well you bought a log. Do you want?
No, but I want to get I want to do by the armor
You got that right nuns are the site
I don't know. I fucking killed him when I'm blinded.
Hang on, her smoke is tough.
Yeah, he's cat.
cat that's gonna get him
it was roller-skating man oh thank god one more one more one more you think we
can give one more the guy while I was like blinded two minutes sure sure sure
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
All right.
Watch out, he's great.
Right, right, don't fight me, don't fight me.
If you're taking two minutes, I'm going to reheat my lunch
really quick.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope people are eating now I'm starving.
You want me to reheat a chicken Brussels sprout for you?
That's OK.
Let me get it.
I guess I will entertain all the people through Corey and Ryan's stream.
Dude guys, I have a great idea.
If anyone comes to my Twitch channel and give me 100 gifs up, I will say something really
fucked up.
really fucked up and the audio is just going to get bled into Ryus and Cory's but has to
be my channel it has to be my channel and I'm not going to say unless someone's going
to give me 100 gifts of.
How bad is it?
Well, you don't give me 100 gifts and you'll find out.
Gulp.
Oh, it seems nobody wants to hear it.
Evil Kate.
You know what?
I actually do have a new animated emote and it is Kate Evil and it's beautiful.
I do not know Corey's address. I know where he lives, but I do not know what his address
is.
Lick Ryan's address? No! Then you will know where I live.
Yeah, and also, that's immoral.
I definitely didn't say anything bad, or baited, or anything.
I was just being very entertaining.
All according to the NDA.
Teikaku?
Exactly.
That evil emote is really good. Thank you. Thank you. I
Want to have Kate's nom email for when I eat food?
Guys you have enough of us
email the NHL and
Say we protest the results of the draft lottery. You think that was running back. Oh
I cannot I cannot check the premiere. I cannot check it. All right
I cannot check it.
Commissioner and piece of poo born in 1952, Gary, Gary Bedman.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I realized, Ryan?
Yeah, I think your viewers should automatically
also be interested into my content by default.
Yes.
Confirmed.
That is their duty.
It breaks my heart that I don't have enough view counts
on my first music video on my channel,
youtube.com slash klovelyvomo.
We got, Corey said two minutes, so we probably
got eight minutes until he comes back. Do you think he's yelling at his dick
saying like go faster and go faster? I hope not because he's feeding this cat.
Sorry I'm back! Did you know you can actually go to a clinic at least in
Korea to measure how healthy your sperm is and how strong your pee is? Pee? Crazy idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Me, Corey, and Mouth all go
and then reveal the results live on stream.
Ha ha ha.
Who do you think has the strongest piss stream?
Strongest piss?
Did they measure the piss stream?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause the stronger the pee comes out from your dick
is more like strong your dick is.
I don't believe that that's true.
That's what the doctor said.
It's like kegels.
is something that your prostate has some involvement but i don't believe that
that's a one-to-one
relationship
doctor dot the penis doctor said it
but do you actually
wait it i will never do it
no my stream is pretty strong but i don't think sometimes my penis is weak to
be honest with you
either way
that i'm not going to do this but the yard should do this
you could should all go to a fertility clinic and live reveal your sperm count
on the podcast. That would be so crazy. Yeah, then you should be the feature guests.
Actually, I would probably be the least scared to reveal my sperm count,
because even if it's zero, I already shot a lot of down.
So I'm like, honestly, that would be fine.
Yeah, but then your ball doesn't ball.
People mean like they're strong with the sperm.
Just higher testosterone.
Yeah, I don't know if your testosterone is related to your sperm.
quality they could they could all be fucked up well jacked well jacked in
like a swim well they're all walking swimming like this I don't know what
you can't see what you're doing but imagine if you had to imagine what I
was doing what would you imagine I don't know wide arms like Donkey Kong
swimming you kind of got it you kind of nailed it to be honest with you
Yo, is that a Korean? Ask him.
Donkey Kong?
Does that have Korean on it? And he's an XP overload.
Haves.
Haves.
Haves.
Haves.
Haves.
Haves.
The other team is called Kanye Kissing himself.
He's yelling at me for going tunnels.
Oh, flash.
Okay, A, A, A.
Long, long, long.
Oh, my God, there's too many.
Oh my god, there's too many.
Dude, this is criminal. How many flash did they buy in the round one?
Yup. One left.
Damn, we're running the streets. TT? Long?
You're a terrorist, we're in shock.
Let's go.
You should ask if he's Korean.
Is that a Korean name?
It was the.
Yeah, so does Tommy.
When it says it's not Korean, though.
Tommy Jones Lee.
Says Dave Davis.
Oh, it's like Katakana.
Yeah.
Remember, this is Pante Conte.
I will say I'm scared of this team a little bit
because uh... they did flash and smoke like everything correctly
holy fuck
they've they've ended my life in a millisecond but my grenade got off so i won
wife camera
kid you wanna run over my shotgun and grab it? could be could be swag
i don't know if i can use your shotty
this guy like bailed
finger block
i think so
Oh my god, two!
A spawn? Or A site?
Last two is A.
Oh, but the bomb is here.
FB.
Whoa!
Damn, boy!
Yippee!
Thank you, Corey, for the assist.
43 and 2.
Oh, no, not to you. I farted Ryan's gun away.
so I hit with I hit him in the head with the grenade and then it exploded I
guess maybe
right everyone's going a
I'll play double Dorsey I know you're honestly you're a lock on cat cake I'm
not even worried about that what I got the quietest mic they're crazy
One cat still, but his lit
I'm not sure how he found me honestly. Yeah, they're on site blue blue. They're on site
They're on site blue. I
Don't understand
There's a bomb at long bomb drop that long
What do you mean I did 48 that makes no sense I blew his head off
At least on my screen and you're gonna run down chill
Russell Sprouts. I'm going B. This guy has a mic. It sounds like he's speaking from
my next door, man. It's so fucking quiet. Oh my god. No! This dude is a demon with the
scout, man! Did you lose off? No, I lost. I had bought nothing. Okay. And I got my grenade
off I don't hear anything from B where'd you die long mm-hmm mm-hmm okay I think
one's coming out from the B to long tons okay oh my gosh never mind he's at the
the tunnel. Holy whack them all.
Wow, they were just. Oh, Xbox.
planting on B. Yeah. Nice. Oh,
great. Really good time, man.
broke I think I can buy you Kate oh thank you someone else bought you yeah
I don't care as long as I get free shit yeah I'm literally going back to the
well again I couldn't believe they were so patient
mid the scouting beam
the shooting done difference, honestly done difference
lots of utile
Cat
We're okay, you're okay. Oh
My god, wow
Where man
All right, my lunch is my pig really bad what the heck
Lunch is done. We win these now.
Remove any dotes in your head. It's us or them.
Damn.
Oh, okay.
I would like this enemy orange investigated immediately.
I'm not saying there's definitive proof of anything crazy going on.
What the fuck, man?
Except for them maybe smurfing, but...
It's a little crazy.
And also if you got nothing to hide, you should be fine with an investigation.
About that.
Nice!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Let's go.
W round, guys.
W round.
Let's get the gun.
Yes.
Okay, we win these.
Off armor, we win these.
Can I get a gun?
Oh, you got it.
You fucking did it, man.
about reach far that guy he get in the fucking mid spot the fuck was that enemy
yoga bang for hacking yes oh that the guy hang on there's a fake alert system
going on in British Columbia right now sorry y'all you guessed you guys okay
Oh, is that bomb down?
Bomb down.
Bomb down.
Tunnels.
Didn't hear that?
No, I heard it.
I heard it.
Suicide op.
Suicide op.
It was right.
I did get it.
It was a test.
It's always funny when that happens when I'm trying to get a gun.
Are guys crazy
Don't don't peak the op
Oh nice it's called patience way no time
We're ran away with the op
Wait, so the other guy was actually cheating no, no, I just said no I just shouted it out as if it as if you were
They did get disconnected so.
They did.
Honestly, maybe when the alert system went off, their modem went out.
Remember that time that the Hawaiian system sent out a text that was like a nuclear bomb
is going to hit us?
No, what?
And then everyone went, what the fuck?
And then they were like, oh, it was an error.
Just a test.
that's just our nuclear broadcasting
that's crazy man
that is crazy
look at your phone you're like oh oh oh
I guess a nuclear bomb is going to hit us in a minute
ah just playin
crazy smoke holy shit
oh tons tons tons
not having an angle here would be so huge. Come on. Did they make it through Cade or
were you pushed up? There's many in turns, many in turns. Well, we trade. Come on. Good
shooting oh shit did they play a no oh shit oh shit
Holy fuck. You got it. You got it.
Let's go.
Holy cow.
Beep beep.
Be compress.
We came from somewhere back in a long ago.
They lost twice in a row. They can't afford.
I understand you guys get like a little jittery in a video game, it's just a video game.
You send your out B, one out B fast.
Nice.
Just the one?
I think so yeah.
Is that cat?
Yeah.
Oh, mid doors, mid doors towards the spawn.
Ours or theirs?
Ours.
Right here.
Right.
Xbox, Xbox.
Oh, shit.
Cat, cat, cat.
On my way.
Oh my god, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm a god!
I'm actually a god.
Where's my music?
Ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Oh my god.
It was on Zeko in the night.
What do you mean what was that grenade?
It literally hit him.
Oh, what is this smoke?
Scariest smoke of all time, for sure.
Oh!
Oh, fuck.
I got the scouter.
They smoked a cat.
Smoked a cat.
Double doors.
Double doors.
Double doors.
I
Double doors
Moving up to double doors
Good job, blue. Thank you purple. Thank you purple for blue
What the fuck wait, how did he make it? Oh my god cat
Yeah, cat
cat
Good shoot, man. How's the assist?
Where'd he be?
What? Oh fuck. He's on these beat-ons going to site.
Oh, there's two left, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Good try.
That was a good try.
I've got a new Psyop to destabilize the enemy team, by the way.
Okay.
We say nice try in comms, and then in all chat, we make fun of our teammate, like we insult them verily.
So they think that we've lost all team cohesion, but actually like we've never been stronger. They're out a long
Drop one with bomb. No, no bomb just a square gun
You got me
Are you kidding me
I need a knob at a should have covered
Wow
Oh
It's not good
Oh shit
I'll never know.
Oh.
It's the guy that I let him kill four of our people.
If only I was better.
No, no, no.
Don't let your crown sink.
I got no money, our boy bought him a gift.
I believe this guy, he's FBI.
He's tripped up.
Throwing to the radio, throwing to the radio.
Is this what he wants?
Oh god, double doors.
Cat, cat.
Come on, bro, yeah, you made double doors.
I can't believe you got away.
I'm kind of slick with it.
Holy cow.
Davis!
He's still there, isn't he?
Oh, there's one more!
Hot.
That's bomb. That's bomb.
Huge, huge.
I hate to be in this guy's position.
Oh!
Oh!
Don't peek, don't peek just hide!
Oh
Breathe in
First key to spray spray on the ground from there's taunt him taunt him with a spray really quick. He's checking his gun
His knife I mean
Yes
He's pushing
Good leg good leg
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't push him.
Woo!
Oh, my god!
That is 27.
That's true.
I guess you shouldn't be telling him that.
He's got it.
Oh, shit.
Owning, right now.
He's at a bee rush.
Love that.
Oh.
I don't know what that means. I get myself a tech 9.
Yeah, run, run!
He kicked the ball in front of me, I almost tripped.
Oh god, I am on fire? Oh my god, I am on fire.
There's a couple inside.
Oh really, what the fuck?
What a shot.
Wait, she's poppin'?
Last one's window.
Good round, guys. Good round.
Thank you for complimenting that flash.
I thought that was maybe the best flash I've ever thrown in my entire life.
How do I use AK? AK is a gun that I don't know how to use.
It's a headshot machine.
I recommend doing one of the aim training with it to learn it's recoil.
Oh, they're pushing mid?
One more?
Never mind, some corpse.
I got really scared.
Yeah, confirm the corpse though.
One A site over here.
Watch this.
Oh, no, he got him.
Oh, pop!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Good shit.
Oh, long, long, long with the LMG.
Nice.
You should pick that up damn
I was trying to get Kate's AK
Oh by me by me by me by me. What do you want AK AK? Oh, I am
I dropped it. Thank you
I
Like that we out
Our car using
That is it. Oh
Oh op cat purple's got this
Oh
Oh my god.
Great.
What the fuck?
Didn't he go through there?
Where was that? Cat. Cat.
Cat last.
I did all chat, Cat.
Oh my god.
Oh
The flankler
There's a nice try honestly get a lot of work by himself
I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm kinda messed up because I was following my teammate.
But then the guy, the enemy was waiting for me with a shawty out.
That's so scary.
I had an 81 to him.
I
Know
I mean couldn't have been better on that
Nothing, nothing
Swing with me on there. They're doing some crazy be you till three two one slash bang
huge oh
Fuck nothing. I didn't see anything car either
Yeah, he's clear.
Oh, spot, spot, spot, spot, spot, spot.
Only two left.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't do it.
Okay, I'll peek.
I know, I'll watch long.
Jump and kill.
Oh, last one off mid.
There he is.
What the hell?
I think it was like he did some re-animal shit.
how do you kill himself jumping touch the sky to a little high
what the hell who gave me the bomb huge
follow
i killed scuba steve
you take these go for a k-plane east side belongs to us
all right well i tried oh shit shit shit shit cat cat cat last one's cat
Oh, let's fucking go then fucking round. Sorry. I cooked your feet
Now I get a 4k suicide and I go to even KDR
Just guaranteed, you know, I would love to see it
I got 80 after Corey told me that AK is headshot machine
I've been only doing headshot with a K so pretty much first bullet most important
and then you, it's like seven are accurate
if you pull down right.
Okay, well stop dropping the bomb on the ground.
One crossed.
One Xbox, you got him.
I sure guard that.
Literally, I shot him.
Can I see you, can I see a tracer where the bullet went?
Literally, I got him.
the
Oh, I don't like game pros
Look at that high as a
This court
Aiming thingy and I said I've never done that thing. I don't need that thing and now just did it
good round guys. Good round.
Good round. Eight assists.
Look at Ruka. So cute. Baby Ruka.
All right gamers. All right. Yeah.
GG. GG. Later. Bye.
I know we are playing the bird watching game tomorrow flock with your friends. Is that what it's called?
Either way, I'll see you there for now. I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. Enjoy yourself, and I'll be back tomorrow