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Chad, what does a yellow crescent moon mean on my friend Corey's discord status?
Because Corey's got a yellow crescent moon, got a yellow crescent moon.
Pellowing, pellowing, pellowing, you know what I'm talking about?
Maroon 5, away for at least 15 minutes or he converted to Islam.
Insha'Allah Corey has heard the word of the one true prophet and is about to join us for
for our first game of Counter-Strike.
Imagine.
You can't say that.
I think I get one in shala a day, to be honest.
And I'm literally, I have like at least 10,000 stored up.
A week?
A week?
Still I got like, still got like 1500 then.
Cory just turned on Street 2, he's gonna green icon.
He wears a scar across his face.
He has a hearing aid.
Corey must love Counter Strike to be live at 9.02 a.m.
Rip to the Minnesota Wilds. Oh, Rip to quit Hughes. Spin Hughes they call him.
He quit again on his team he did. 15 points in 11 games. Pretty good.
They call him a defenseman. He always seems to be shooting the puck.
He always seems to be shooting the puck. I haven't seen him play much defense. They tell me he's not very good
They tell me he's an Olympics merchant
They tell me
They tell me he won't be staying in Minnesota. He'll be making his way. He'll be taking his talents to South Jersey, Corey
Quit Hughes quit Hughes quit Hughes tragically passed away
in the second round of the NHL playoffs guaranteeing the Vancouver
connects the 24th pick in the draft.
The hell are you talking about?
Queen Hughes, Queen Hughes, bro.
What about him?
Got eliminated from the playoffs.
Was he a devil? Is that what you're telling me?
Bro, is he Lord of the Flies? Is he Beelzebub?
Is he pals with Aziz old? Yeah, man, but no he plays for the wild now for the next like 13 months. Anyway
The Minnesota wild Minnesota wild. Yeah
Damn bro was born in 1999
Crazy, right ten years behind me the new millennium. Y'all excuse me perennium
Here come the man in black
I'm back. Colin Maloid December.
Can you accept my invite? I'm
Orson Welles, Staco, Pwabra.
How you doing, Corey? I'm okay.
How are you? On one day? When
did you get up? Uh, 30 minutes
ago. That's not too bad. They
forgot it by Voice's album.
Sorry. The one with the UFO on
That's Alien Lanes, but just confusing because track one off of B-1000 is Hardcore UFOs.
That's a fucking confusing one, bro.
Sitting out on your house, watching Hardcore UFOs.
Yes, two and a half scums!
We found each other.
The only two people who think Propeller is the best guided by Voice's album.
What do you think they meant by hardcore UFOs though?
I don't know what they meant in like any of the songs.
And I read the guided by voices biography
like a hundred times as a teenager.
There's a chapter in it where the author asked them
to explain some of their songs.
And almost every single one is Bob Pollard going,
yeah, I was watching TV while I was getting my oil changed
and I heard someone say a line on the TV
that was interesting to me.
So I wrote a song about it.
turns out i probably misheard it
and that's how the motherfucker came up with
david for the best of jill high's great fucking song man
bro bro over her son
you know best of jill high's man
no i was not
leave them broken sad and cursed circle the ones that come alive
save it for the best of jill high's
Honestly, that's such a cool way to write songs.
It's just nonsense, kind of.
But I mean, I'll tell you,
I also read an interview with Tim Robinson,
where he said most of his jokes
were just shit that his toddler says to him,
and then he thought it would be funny
if an adult said it, and I was like, that tracks 100%.
My mom and my kid are having a plebiscite
on whether they're gonna watch Wizard of Oz
or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this weekend
at their sleepover.
And I was explaining the plot of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my kid.
I said it's about an unusual guy who runs a candy and chocolate factory and
a bunch of kids win a special prize to go on a tour of the chocolate factory.
And then she said, oh, like Mark Rober's Crunch Labs.
Like Mark Rober's Crunch Labs?
And I went, yeah, pretty much, pretty much 100% like Mark Rober's Crunch Labs.
It's absolutely true.
No, me.
She's not wrong. They put golden tickets in the crunch box, man.
I saw Philips Brewing Company's putting golden cans in their 24-packs total.
That shit's legal.
Yeah, golden cans. You can win a cooler bag with a chance to win one of three bicycles.
Three bicycles by Norco, another local bike maker.
Wait, wait, wait. So I just want to, I want to rubber duck debug this. Yeah. So you get
a golden can in the Phillips, in the, in the two four of Blue Buck. The golden can gets
you a cooler bag, cooler bag. Yes. Inside of the cooler bag, you may get a ticket to
win one of three Norco bicycles. Well, I think you're like, you're entered in. Oh, so you
get the cooler bag and then there's like a sweepstakes. Yeah. It's not like you open
the cooler bag and there's another no no no no that would be sick that would be sick
oh man also like you ever like watch like a live performance of a band you know somebody
you say like guy that my voice is for example and like you're are you like what are the dudes in
the back think about what this dude's saying right now they are they on board with like what the
fuck this guy is saying so I've never any of the any of the pattern that guided
by voices Rob Pollard has done on stage but the way I understand it it do be
drinking zero to a hundred beers on stage every night so wouldn't surprise me if
some some crazy shit occasionally gets uttered just always wondering like what
it feels like because you know most bands have like you know the lead singer
slash guitarist is kind of like the band yeah like the lead the lead act and
you're just like my song for the ride here like yeah this guy's singing about
stacked dead actors that's cool I'll tell you one thing he was in Nirvana if if
that motherfucker at the front of the Jay Giles band starts talking shit you know
Jay Giles goes hey buddy guess whose names on the fucking monkey shut your mouth
and sing center folder or freeze frame or some shit like that my angel
centerfold pretty good song parts of it haven't aged well pretty good song I'd
say maybe two and a half no stars no heart pretty good song though hasn't
aged that well I think of the only words I know is something something that's
just been told my angel well your blood runs cold oh yeah your blood runs cold
first. Yeah, shouldn't be talking about that now.
Yeti, are you really just, you're really just typing the lyrics to
Life's a Bitch by Noss. You're not even making him gay or anything.
Switch my motto instead of saying fuck tomorrow, the buck the bottle bottle could have struck the lotto.
Once I stood on the block, loose cracks produced stacks, I cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loop back.
Time is ill mad, it stays static like warm fabric. You know what I'm talking about?
talking about.
Favorite old school hip hop album, Corey?
Old school hip hop. How old school we talking?
From maybe like 1951 to 1969.
1951 to 1969. I think there's only like one.
I said a hip hop, a hippie do the hippie do the hippie.
We don't stop the boogie to the bang bang do the doggie.
Boogie to the doggie do the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to the beat.
Don't shoot, bro.
You're talking like 90s or something.
Yeah.
Man.
Corey Desmond, you're trying to think of one rap album.
And in his head right now, he's going,
don't say Big Willie style.
Don't say Big Willie style.
I mean, I didn't listen to a lot of rapper hip-hop.
But I did fuck with digital underground.
Oh, shit, the Humpty Dance?
Yeah.
Damn.
freaks of the industry
that is a banger
here in that song, i was supposed to have an age that well, but otherwise, it's like a four star
they were also in that fucked up
what the fuck?
oh yeah, not better update, i always call it better update, but it's called something else
uh... nothing but trouble
Sorry, sorry, Corey. I think I shot you in the back of the neck.
I was curious.
Our bomb is down.
I'm dead.
And our guy crossed in front of me as I was trying to shoot him.
Well, so you do get it then.
So you do understand.
No, no, no, I didn't shoot our guy.
I stopped shooting, but I could shoot him for you, man.
Good for you.
Good for you.
One in one, baby.
Damn Corey with the 4k, Corey with the 4k.
We're starting to have fun!
George is getting upset.
George is getting upset.
You have bomb, where are we going?
Mmm, I'm gonna throw a banana up.
I'm gonna throw a banana up bomb.
Let's do, let's do ultimate to mid.
Let's channel the spirit of Justin to ultimate to mid.
He seems to know what he's doing in this game he does
Break out
How do you know how he was dead two dead apartments huge man huge one's pit last one's pit
Yep, he's to the right under under balcony very he's killed me he's killed me through the smoke cuz I'm stupid
Instead still after he threw the smoke
This will kill him this will kill him this will kill him
Damn crazy Molly tight hold it. Whoa
Okay, okay, no
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we got an ace.
What are you doing?
This is audible. I will never not read it when I see it.
I'll never not read it when I see it.
Jesus.
Man, our team's falling apart already, man.
I mean, I didn't want to say anything because I'm bottom-fragging,
but we won the round and the dude bought a Nova.
like that's uh...
so crazy round two purchase at their winning round one
i agree
now they're gonna have guns
no they've been taking my galeel
thumbs down uh...
thumbs down spawn
bucket you meet for a deathmatch
one there for sure
Oh fuck, I'm so sorry, holy fuck.
I did not know a guy had entered apartments with me.
You cleaned his clock, brother.
He entered so quietly.
Ah, one's uh, one's bit, one's bit.
Hitler confirmed.
There was a second one there, if I may say so, they had me pincered.
I'm sorry about that 2k man.
There's a hell of a shot man.
The other guided by voices song with an obvious meaning is a salty salute which the dude literally said they shouldn't pull over military vets for drunk driving.
Yeah, guys in the back crossing their eyes and it's one of the it's one of their best
songs as well.
No, you don't get to the U till away.
You don't get to use you till until you get one more kill with your gun.
that we should be 3.0 right now.
Yes, in my opinion.
How about that? We literally got this.
there near near man and air near there great song oh yeah everyone in chat I
did hear from my mother yesterday she was fine
don't worry about she is I it's funny she's like probably like 70 74 there's two
people coming up banana
That's his mother!
Three B-Coy apartments.
A B-Coy.
Hell-Coy.
One arches.
Oh.
Bro has like a 3D printed pistol, man.
This guy has a damasteel, man.
the
Fated there and he got me my assist. I'll never shit talk him ever again
Could have done better on that one though
Okay, he sprayed a rip on the ground damn
I am
Remember that like 12 year period where you'd say you're from Canada and people would immediately quote out for a rip to you
Sure, how many feeling like people from Kazakhstan after Borat for real
Especially because both of them are pretty good like the YouTube video and the movie Borat are pretty good in my opinion
Let the piece of himself on the wall mid
He got me, but I've done some damage down there.
Enemy blue is an easy kill, because all he does is scout every round, even after a win.
That's a pretty good comment.
Never seen Borat, I'm 28, not 30.
Although I think Borat's much more 40 coated, to be honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a shot.
What a shot, damn.
The nose scope of the fucking scout.
Oh, come on, bro.
I hit him too.
You're kind of an SMG beast, Cory.
This guy is cheating, he says.
No, man, you guys are bad.
Yellow, yellow!
Hold your gun!
I'm gun-taping his gun to his hand.
Until he can demonstrate getting one more kill with his gun, I'm duck taping the gun to his hand so we can't take out a grenade.
These guys are cheating. It's so fucking funny.
You guys think I'll mid to mid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or just I'll mid to apartments. You just go mid to apartments or whatever.
Sounds good to me.
Mid is rough if they're sniping it. We gotta...
We just got one dude with a scout, like he's literally nothing, he's literally trash.
Could be offing now.
No, no, a scouter will never sell a scout.
All they know how to do is buy more.
Two at two picks apartments.
Damn.
Oh two more on B, for A. On site. Nice shot. One mid. What the hell, I always peed my
I was like how did he kill me when he was strafing?
Oh he's using the gun that kills him when he's straf.
Of course.
Yes!
Yes!
Yellow you've earned you till.
Oh look at that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's getting a little freaky with it.
He's dancing like Billy Crystal in when Harry met Sally.
He was dancing like Billy Crystal and when Harry met Sally so let's go be this time
love that huge, huge, shock and awe baby, shock and awe
I mean, that was just never gonna work, but good trade, good trade.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, did they smoke or did we smoke?
They, well, I don't know, they molly.
I know, it was us who scorched the sun, bro.
I've been blown up.
I saw that.
I mean like you just have to accept in any game where we're not fully stacked one dude
is gonna buy the cheapest sniper rifle of all time and just stay in mid missing shots until he's
the last man left it's just the way of the world sometimes that guy's me Billy Crystal does sound
like a mobile game currency that's true Billy Billy Crystal I'm terracotta
They threw another decoy and a parka.
Uh, one, patio, patio!
Boy, I'm rescinding my status as entry fragger on this map where I don't know where to look.
I am now going to be hiding behind a teammate that is trying to bait me, and I will wait for them to die so I bait them instead.
Oh!
That one stings.
That's already down to 30 HP.
It's crazy how yellow is always the last man alive, huh?
Yeah.
You noticed this?
I'm still waiting.
You noticed this?
I don't like pushing mid unless uh...
We have you till I
Don't know what to do honestly on this map. I mean I I
Think the push made here like you have to smoke one side and then flash the other what what happened there
Is like we smoked the side, but then our bomb carrier just waited behind the smoke until the smoke dissipated
Which is like like instead of smoking one side they smoked like them the choke point
What are we doing man
I think chat has a great idea.
right side of alt mid and then go left through CT spawn to be. You can do that.
We don't have the bombs, it's gonna be unlikely that we do that. Well you and me
were good for two weeks so all they have to do is pick up one between the three of
them. It turns out that's also just mid. You're right. You're right. That's I got
This is where the mids and the ults get together. Okay, let me smoke. I'm pushing mid. I
Smoke off right side. I'll flash off right side. There's a guy left. There's a guy left
It's all right smoke lasts longer than fire anyway
And then you ready three two one we swing this fool
and we're in we're fucking oh is that from library where the what the fuck I
have no idea where he was to be honest with you the God is my witness I had no
idea where he was it is funny that this is the one time that they've actually
man should put the bomb on site too. So we look like really bad.
One thing's for sure though, Yellow, Yellow goaded at being the last man left and also had
double my damage. He's definitely gonna get the old timer. Oh no.
Pro is looking like he got knocked down on most afar.
I'm looking like he fell down on the mustafar.
Because it's fire.
There's lava.
It's a volcanic planet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He seems to know how to be alive, that's for sure.
I'm just, I'm going to Shadow Yellow and I'm going to pick up some cheap kills so that
if we lose this it's not entirely my fault.
Up there, up in.
I've been killed, I've been killed.
Oh.
Hang on one second, I gotta take a look at this chatter.
Because they were leaving a lot of messages yesterday, were they all related to the same thing?
No, no, there's two things.
Sorry, I'm looking, I'm looking at your messages, I'm realizing I shouldn't judge you because I think you have long COVID.
That's my bad breath.
Well, it's just getting kind of like a long COVID vibe from the messages.
Wow, Gory!
Damn, yeah, you should have done it.
You should have done it.
I did see a new tech for a plant on, was it MirageBee?
No, DustBee, I think.
DustBee, OK.
What's the tech, bro?
You plant the bomb and you stand on it,
and then you throw a smoke and you just sit there crouched
as they can't find it on.
You plant it on a crate or something.
And then after the smoke dissipates,
you just throw a Molotov and kill yourself and then no one can defeat your mom.
Wait, that's kind of awesome.
Wait, I'm feeling comfortable.
One spawn.
My confidence is coming back though.
Honestly, even though I died there, my confidence is coming back.
Oh, that's just a crazy shot, to be honest.
There we go. There's my assist.
The old timer.
You hear him running. You hear him running.
Oh, my God.
YOUCH!
Hey man, a little too low.
You really don't play this with your legs crossed?
No.
It's not a leg...
It's not a leg crosser.
It doesn't mean you have a tiny dick.
A lot of people think that if you cross your legs as a man, it means you have a tiny dick.
Really?
I'm not saying that you have a big dick if you cross your legs.
I'm just saying that they're not really that related.
Related
Yeah, I mean I mean I cross my legs when I sit on like a train or something
That's like the worst time to cross your legs because you're taking up you're bumping your knee into the person beside you
Unless you're riding in the green car, you might be riding in the green car paying a little extra on the on the ticket
You do the the tight cross and really start your nerds
I might my balls are way too big to sit like that, but you do you I see I see you're calling you say
I have a small penis though. I don't know about the size of the penis, but clearly you're nuts
I mean we're operating with different tackle and that they just stretch and ride on top man
No, okay, that checks out. They're very pliable
They're really slowing my ass down here.
I have to bomb!
I'm making my move.
I've been shot in the back.
We got the one who got me, right, chat?
That's all I got at us.
That's called a trade.
Yes, sir.
What are we at here?
Yes, sir. What are we at here? 212. 212 pretty bad.
You think you can get away hanging? Oh, good. Oh, good round. Good round.
You think you can get away from hanging big weights on your penis to make it grow?
I won't speak for Corey on this one.
What I think is the danger,
I think if you're born more well equipped,
your body is like, it's innervated the tissue.
So you actually have, I mean, let me put it this way.
So you've got the ability to drive
with the kind of horsepower they gave you.
I feel like if you were to just take what you had
and stretch it, it's kind of like billbow baggings.
It's like butter stretched over too much bread.
Yeah, I was just gonna get in, man.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't think, like, I mean there's like a Newton's first law
theorem of that game next, right?
Like, they can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be transformed or whatever.
I'm throwing in the grenade.
I'm guessing they went banana.
Oh, Jesus.
Disregard that.
What, are they coming mid?
I have no idea, but I think I was,
I was sitting them with an up nod.
Let's put it that way.
I'll be...
I did hear, I did see a clip from, uh,
Cool's Vicular yesterday.
Oh, really?
Any, any further context on this?
Sorry, I'm trying to...
Trying to shoot, uh...
Apparently, he, he doesn't, like, pull on his...
Like, he doesn't tie, like, heavy weights to his cock,
he, like, ties it to his wrist,
And then pulls on his car like some weekend at Bernie's shit is meant to make it look like he's alive
No, no
And then he said yeah, I used to do that while driving
Damn
It's like how do you have what that much space?
Hanging something from your wrist that has weight to it. Don't want to have a crash
Well, try it.
It's crazy.
That guy's got some problems.
Everything I've ever learned about him has been, like, against my will.
From someone who is, for some reason, very well-versed in the clavicular mythology.
I think it's like once you interact with any, like, I don't know, social media post about them.
Hmm, they just like fuck you with the algorithm. That's right. Yeah
They're coming
One more mag what's he gonna do
You from pulling the trigger would you convert the Christianity mouse like no, man
No, this is what this is who I stuck my neck out for and said mods give them another chance
Ass ass
Got him oh
Oh, patio. Incorrect. Bombs patio, though.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
Do you see what I'm saying here?
This guy's watching bomb, right?
I'm locking the fuck in.
I will find him.
I will fucking find him man.
The P90 there.
He doesn't know.
All right, all right.
That guy.
Oh no.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
I love this game, man.
Oh, I love it.
Four and 14 T-bagging.
Literally, I just got tired from running so much.
I needed to take a breather to get my heart rate back
into zone two.
They were like, what don't you understand about we have the bomb
and then you killed the guy?
You just kind of shut up.
kinda gagged him with that one
yeah
there was a sniper mid
they love decoys man
kinda the most overpowered grenade
it's the only grenade that affects your mind
all the other grenades just affect your body
one peeked me mid
he's killed me mid with a pistol because he's a lot better than me
they will have a site with no uh...
no defense whatsoever
you pick up the peak of corner and see a christian baby plant in the bomb
you diffuse
do i have kid
but come on let's be serious of course i don't have kid
All right, all right, you got this.
Never got on my mind. Corey's a fucking carry, man.
I feel much more confident in these lobbies than I did with Justin.
Those guys.
I mean, a lot of video game enjoyment or really like enjoyment of almost any
pursuit is like being matched with people who are at the same level as you.
Yeah, yeah turns out
Cuz like if you're constantly matching people who are better people though people go no you can have fun later
Don't worry about having fun now. Now. The only thing you need to worry about is getting better
Like just go one in ten
But like nebulously get better by getting one tap the second you walk around the fucking corner
Oh, I didn't know our guys smoke mother fucker man
It's all right for now, I did almost burn the death though
Here we're one made
The mid hero
One more maybe holy shit. I got a fucking kill
Where's all my greens been dead for ten minutes, okay, my bad. I bet they've breached the B site
We got this
Oh, I thought he died. I don't know why I thought he died.
Old lady who swallowed fly type shit.
Cory blasting slint right now? I don't know man.
It's great blasting slint sounds like so offensive if you don't know that they're like Kentucky's best explo-
I'm going to get you with a
Mac. I rushed the site and I
flew out the T spawn. I guess
I ignored the beeping bomb.
You ever set a fire burning and
then rail on through the night?
Uh, no.
head. Oh no. I mean like it's insane to turn your back there. I mean I know I'm
like bottom-fragging by a mile but like turning your back after a save is so
crazy. Like you said the number of times someone fucking saves and then goes
actually like that should be far enough and they get exit fragged it's so
so crazy
it's clear
if you're on a decoy mid
I don't know why I know there's a decoy, I still got scared
Fuck
Two in the Apatons
We have a dude just afk yellows afk guys. We're in a world of hurt
I'm about to get fucking shit on
Okay, what the fuck happened? I did just circle in the fire
I
Was like, oh, I'll probably be safe if I take a few steps forward in the fire
Oh, no that wall corner is gonna kill me still did you did you die B?
Yeah, there were people be
Amid I was good. I was getting swarmed by lemmings on a yeah, they they turned around
We died pretty cool
It's embarrassing. It's not good. Oh, it's also the last round. I couldn't buy anything
People bomb. Nobody ban on. Ban on-less. One ban on. Huxing deep. Literally did no
of damage to me. Two still at spawn, like mid, bottom mid. Yep, shot right between them.
I think honestly, it literally, if you added their positions to get it divided by two,
shot I had shot that ghost
quervo gold son or a fine Colombian daughter paper stop the phrasing on that
is all fucked up but secondly non-binary child holding non-binary twins
holding mystical spheres direct from Lhasa
All right, Corey, I'm warmed up now.
No.
Oh, no.
Are they saying some stuff?
No, no, no.
618 ain't that bad for me.
It's the kind of height that gets you a contract with the San Antonio Spurs.
I've got no interest in that one.
I've sent you some Discord message.
Okay, okay.
You could check it.
Yeah, what happened?
Can you type?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's saying you better fucking clutch up next time.
That's no big deal.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't have my Galaxy Watch on, but I think you spiked my heart rate like a phone call
at like two in the morning.
Okay.
Sorry.
I can feel my pulse in the sides of my skull right now.
No, that's chill.
Cord is all spiked.
maybe spike it now it sets a new normal for the game which is good i think
oh shit here's i have i have a doctor pepper zero bro
who know what's it really needed was it for when i go five and eighteen
the doctor pepper zero taste like real regular doctor pepper
it tastes exactly the same
and are you really are you one of those people enjoys a doctor pepper
uh... on a rare occasion
i don't usually choose it but there is like a time i'm like i think about the
pepper's like I want a doctor pepper and then I have it I'm not it's not bad something about it
something about the flavor is like I like it I I also I would say I have three a year
yeah there's something about it that I like
So controversial. Well, yeah, but like keep in mind, let's just get people back on my side
by making this an anti-American bit. People will go like, I drink 10 coaxes a day and Dr. Pepper's
disgusting. Like they talk like that, man. Yeah. I mean, I've told a story I think before, but I
I remember going to one of those stores in Japan that sells international products, you
know?
They just carry a bunch of American stuff or whatever, right?
And I remember on the counter by the register, there's just a little refrigerator, and in
it was a bunch of root beer and Dr. Peppernitz, and the label was the most disgusting drink
in the world.
by the viral sensation that's sweeping social media right now.
I was like, can I have one of those?
I can't find root beers anywhere in this country.
They make you sign a waiver or something?
I think they just laugh.
That's really funny.
Root beer does have like, I love it.
But I can see how you would think
it has kind of like a toothpaste taste if you were not
immersed in the root beer growing up.
They're both definitely medicinal.
if you've never popped a bottle top on a
ice cold frosty dad's root beer
i'm holding a mystical beer
it's probably like a direct from the garage fridge
what's that like they're like dude the way people do like it holy shit look at
them
long long long long
Whoa, damn, I can hear him.
You can hear him?
I can hear him.
And, uh, honestly, I just don't want to play Mirage.
Besides that, I'm cool.
That's not for me.
Let's go with my brother.
I can hear them all.
Oh, I just remembered how you did my fucking duo lingo.
OK, hold on.
You didn't get his dingo?
Duo lingo.
Yeah, we're better.
Oh.
Fuck it.
about man on the Russian right?
I don't like Marash, man.
Yeah, smoke for window.
I love you. Thank you.
Love you. I appreciate you.
Please don't know he said he's about to say
he's about to say, I don't know what the fuck that means.
God damn it.
Pretty much.
I can't hear them anymore. I have settings on where I can only hear them in the voting booth, apparently.
It's the damn Palantir Codec.
Oh!
Better offer than a rifler.
I have no idea what setting I hit where I can only hear them in purgatory sound.
That is weird.
Checked the Dominion box. I guess it's the least likely time for them to be racist
I honestly I
Think that I could chill on that not because I'm saying racism is cool, which is not
But because I think like I should have more faith in humanity. Oh mother fucker, man
God damn it if this a vk and are you here?
You shouldn't have talked about his tattoo, man.
I just said I have more faith in humanity and look what happened.
He just asked the guy, is that your real tattoo?
And he's talking about his tattoo and the guy just killed himself.
Holy shit.
Oh, well, this is fucking bullshit.
They should let you fucking leave the match.
I think I'm at the wrong skill level.
You know what, let me change my settings, Corey.
What's your push to the top key?
My mouse.
I might like a mouse thumb button.
Like left mouse button?
Thumb button, like one of the two,
do you have thumb buttons on your mouse?
I guess so.
You're like the two,
the two on the side of the mouse I have, I use those.
I don't know what I have on
where I cannot hear them at all.
Other player voice volume 100%.
Push voice input, push to talk.
Go to microphone key binding.
Use microphone.
Use microphone.
No, not mouse one, obviously.
That would be, that's a pretty important key.
I
Can you hear me? Yeah, damn I can't hear you guys. Give me a second
Why did I switch to my old fucking voice when I started talking?
I'm gonna laugh so hard if one of these guys is says something fucked up in the first game
Oh, he said he called you a fucking youtuber. No
He said he said it's a northern lion soundboard
He doesn't know man, he doesn't know he's gonna know in a minute when he sees my
They're blown up fuck out of a
my left mouse button has been unbound y'all can I have a second back here oh no
what use use weapon gonna put that on mouse one I've been killed from behind
watch your flank guys
watch your flank
sorry guys I unbound weapon use
it's fire not use? what the fuck man?
using your primary weapon is not firing it?
I still don't know. Does anyone know why I can't hear anybody? I have my voice check.
I have volume up high, but I think maybe I have an audio. Yeah, I think maybe I have
a mode on, like a toggle that I have on that's like, don't let anybody talk. See, like, I
don't have my teammates muted. Look, they're not muted. I don't know. Streamer mode?
I don't know. I don't think there's streamer mode though top right
Do I have this is that disabled voice comms or is that enable voice comes red is muted
Yep, I don't know I don't know what to tell you brother
I'm alright.
What do you think purple?
These don't keep peeking it.
I gotta do something man, get ready.
This is for you.
In settings we have it set to only friends.
Okay.
That'd be a good website only friends audio jungle
Communication you all but friends no
All right, I think I can hear you oh man, I can also tell you have a fan on
You talking to me are you talking to them I'm going to you I do I do indeed have a fan on yeah
It takes away all your noise gate for some reason in this game, so.
They have no, my chat has no screen. Just recognize I'm nailing the fucking smoke right now.
Always a pleasure.
Always a pleasure in spending this much time in the settings menu.
They didn't connect.
No!
One cat.
One in connector, one window.
They blocked my smoke.
They're already blocked.
On the right side of Cat, would you go in?
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm fucking communicating with my team.
Oh my god.
You see me land that shot too. I didn't I was playing
That was a good around man I
Should use my nose on boy. No, no mirage is good mirage is good
Rose complaining about his ping what's this? Oh, his pink is two or seven
Damn dudes playing by mail
Does sound like a soundboard
Because it's me because I'm on the guy
Oh, no
They did not block my smoke my smoke is bloomed beautifully
or a double w connector smoke by the way, at least one cat
Arranged that.
One of them.
I live, bitch.
He killed me, uh, jungle through window.
You got this, Corey.
Oh, shit, Corey's the MP7 beast.
Oh
Oh, he's back he's back
Guy whose favorite song is CS go music
Very un-next.
He's guys are the yappiest chat.
I love that.
Dude, that's fucking liquid chemistry right there.
No, don't ask Blue.
No, I trust Blue.
Well, they were telling you to shut the fuck up before.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were calling you the quipper.
I like it.
I like it.
That means chaos for us, where?
Did you guys really say don't trust Blue?
I said trust Blue.
All right bet check this out your window smoke is missing every time no wrong
You just gotta go out of my car. Oh my car. Oh my car. Oh
One market.
Hop down.
We're sick, we're sick.
Let me get my hop back.
Covering cat.
Kitchen, cover my, never mind.
Never mind.
I'm on my hop.
You take the hook on the kitchen.
Go plant, bomb, march.
I am, I am, I am.
I'm planting the bump.
W, shield team six seven.
H&H bomb has been added.
Oh my fuck.
How many fucking keybinds do you have?
One's market.
She took it to me.
I
And we win these we
Speak like a soundboard apparently I can't help it man. There's somebody on their team is zero damage
He was the guy who said I think I'm in the wrong
I only do skill level
He is 10k
That one's landing that's exactly what I was trying to do that one's landing for fucking sure
I'll grab bomb confirmed confirmed windows mugs good
Sorry to interrupt
He killed me with the eagle he was standing left of side in B.
Oh shit, van van.
You got this Corey.
Oh damn but he actually does.
Oh fuck, I didn't realize I picked up on him.
He's overstimulated, okay, cut him some slack.
You think it's like a tongue tongue tongue, so who works that thing?
I don't know man.
Dude, it's so funny, whenever I complain about homework, I then check myself and I realize
I'm so lucky because my homework is making art.
That's real. That's real.
I literally have a kid.
So, like, this homework discussion is a little out of pocket for me.
What the fuck? I'm just talking to you, like, human being than human being.
What the fuck?
I'm going to play ladder.
They're rotating B.
Yeah, on B.
Connector.
Shot him in the fucking knee.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What was that?
Someone got a text.
Right?
Yeah, someone got a text there real quick.
Purple are you Polish?
Yeah
Fuck are you in an NA server then not against you?
Transfer student
I got him got him laughing watch this guy's damn man
One, uh, one lower mid tunnels.
Oh, really?
Yep.
I have to go to apartments because cat smoke will be dissipated.
Coming with bomb.
And...
One more market.
On my way!
the
last
that's the
shot connector
top, cat, cat, cat
why is he fucking top
that's why I'm saving
three
Good round guys, good round. CT-sided map too. We're literally mogging, right?
I like being a passenger to this. I'm gonna smoke Maxwindow just as a decoy.
big brain big brain real quick before we get into a drake or Kendrick Kendrick 100%
I'm not gonna lie that Drake connected pretty close it was a pretty like it was they went
the O. T. Purple planted B. Awesome stairs. They don't even know, man. Come on, peek
him. Come on. You know you want to peek him. Peek me, peek me, peek me, peek me. Come on.
really funny
i don't know what agents do when i get hurt in my night for my gloves
i don't have a knife i just have giraffe handraps
so i'm thinking my giraffe handraps
the tropical character is the one from like operation riptide
that's cheetah prince you look like joe exotic
They're not actually here. They're fucking giraffes
That's pretty smart more more material on that he's saying they got long necks
Window smoke missed again wrong
Okay
I hear one cat, one top cat, one was in window.
You just say I'm smoking, I don't hear any context.
Yeah, cat.
You know, you probably, he endeared himself to you, that priest right there, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's my buddy.
I need it.
That was such a lame reaction for me, I would have been dead, because I was just straight
with it.
You win, Nose.
Bro, there's no shot, Tuesday to Thursday, same length of time as Friday to Saturday.
Fuck, I fucked it up, sorry guys.
Should I blow myself up with a grenade?
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Fuck. I need to get out of here. Let me throw smoke first.
Where are we going, we're going mid? Alright.
I got my luck with sewage.
My smoke didn't. Oh you did hit the fucking top?
Oh fuck.
My smoke missed a bit as well.
For games.
good
to the
bomb
you know where he is
no
this is what my social anxiety night measure like they literally like me i'm literally like they're cool
oh that was him
I think Green is the one.
Green, what's your avatar, man?
It's freaking me out.
It's just me, man. What the fuck?
Looks like the metal thing on your head.
Metal thing? It's my hair.
What are you treated with? It's just shiny.
You're not supposed to bring that shit up, guys.
Ah, my bad, bro. I didn't know you sensed good about that, my bad.
You get a cool hat, like me.
True.
Sucks and sandals.
Perfect smoke.
Sucks and sandals.
Sucks and sandals.
I was staring at him for a long time.
I did not realize the black object I was looking at was my head.
Oh, all my fellas.
Okay, good smokes this time, boys.
I'm gonna flash, Corey, do you have a flash?
One more.
Two more.
Dropped one.
Dropped one easily.
There's one still in the market.
Mercado.
He's my water.
Still in the market.
to partner with a 20-year-old and win a game of Counter-Strike.
You want to get in there and give me a yes and or something?
Ma'am, I'm 40.
Holy shit.
I'm 20.
Yeah, it's 20 or 20.
That is crazy. 20 and born in 2006.
room honestly dude all the years around be like like 07 and 06 are good
compared to all the other years around me that's back question real question
yeah what's your 9-11 come on man my 9-11 well what man hat and my mom saw
9-11 happen so 9-11 still my 9-11 I just didn't see that shit he doesn't know
is like
Okay, it was pretty bad. All right. I mean I'm from Canada. It's still pretty bad
You literally lost like your 10th and 11th grade to COVID though, right?
Weren't you doing like iPad school?
True.
True.
That sucks ass.
I just got a p- I got my PC right before COVID, like literally like month of, um, because
it was my birthday right around that time too.
And then I fucking chilled out all of COVID.
But also middle school is like the least useless, like, I mean the least useful.
Okay, correct it.
elementary school is useful like that's important middle school's like I and then you relearn or
learn other shit in high school like middle school is fucking useless true I know kind of
it's kind of spitting honestly in covid and they're all like going to shit now and I was chilling I
had a whole high school experience it was wonderful so for me covid was not bad at all
I
Guys
They're more ramp, I don't know
What I made
bro you were playing like timothy shalamet and marty supreme i'm not gonna lie
i forgot he was here to be honest with you you got the euro buff man
every european instantly is better at counter strike than every n.a player god is my witness
It fucking sucks, bro.
We're acid everything.
It reflects actual sport.
It fucking sucks.
The US sucks.
And then every other country, it's like a part of the world.
Couple of mids.
Yeah, nothing, nothing palace.
Pushing up mid.
They killed me deagle and I know.
two more mid near con
like low-key as a Canadian I don't really want to be part of the US but I would be
less offended if they didn't call it the 51st state if they were like you guys
are going to be like the 51st to the 56th state I'd be like at least they're putting
blaze on us but like one state is crazy
we deserve at least like four states
that's what I'm saying Vancouver could be its own state
this fucking guy keeps running away bro they could call it Washington too
I
Couldn't even hear the damn Deagle shots at me
Oh, he's kind of cracked with the Deagle damn Washington, BC is actually crazy. I wish I thought of that one
but don't say damn I was a horrible fucking player on my hand
play on his end
let's go
smoke this
yeah smoke this
or even better don't
I hear apps
Steve Jobs in heaven right now
Possibly know what to do with that information
Holy fuck jungle jungle
ACON
Mr. Lonely mentioned
Kids these days don't know ACON
Aw, it is the fucking rainbow shit ass AK, bro.
Oh, they disconnected?
The fucking, what's it called, the headshot?
The headshot?
Do you believe that shit used to be $5? Sounds like a fucking $80 skin.
Yeah, cause the, cause the...
Stupid ass trade-up, true.
Honestly, I thought that the trade-up's...
I wish you didn't make the reds.
Yeah, I will. I guess the reds are pricey, but...
should be spicy that's why now some little count yeah counter strike dog
bro the reds have been asked ever since Barry Larkin retired
he's so fucking for real right now
op mid op mid that should that shut him down real quick that shut that shut
that conversation down
The classic. Good night fake too. I need you to get myself a knife. I don't have a knife right now, I think they're lower mids too.
Ooh, watch Connect 3 at lower mid.
Up, down. One in connector.
One apps.
Exagerate.
Spotted at home.
Oof.
Head down.
On down apps.
one day
one day
low HP
kitchen maybe
that's
that's my move when I'm on low HP
kitchen yeah I do
yeah 100%
oh god yes he's in market
I say kitchen
It's not hidden with the younglings.
They don't want to talk about index funds.
They want to talk about CSCO finance.
That's okay.
They'll probably, honestly, probably get better beta than I will.
Anyone in chat, an economist?
Why are Canadian passive investors buying CAPE instead of XEQT now?
Was it really just because of the dividend yield and they think they're trying to like
bottom fish for the value factor?
They got the AWP.
Yeah, more or less.
Nah man, I don't deserve it honestly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why are we all going there?
I don't know.
I think everyone's worthy of a little AK.
Oh, all mid. They're all mid. They're all coming.
They were all on me when I died. Yeah, they're pushing.
Oh, dude.
Blind as shit. All of them.
You're all flank incoming. Get ready. Eyes on me.
B.
I'm watching. Don't, don't show.
Connector is...
Two HP.
One shot.
Calm down, second connector.
One cat, around mid.
One HP shot.
Another.
Careful.
Worked up ladder.
Worked up ladder? Here's a fucked up ladder.
I need to host it.
What are you doing?
Oh, he's on A.
Oh, mother fucker, man.
Eyes on me, get ready.
Honestly, it would have been a great time to have an AK.
It would have been a really good time to have an AK. You were right.
I had a feeling you were gonna be in that clutch situation. You didn't get a gun. Yes, man. That's what it's all about.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Uh, orange.
Someone took that gun.
Oh, hey.
Come on, man.
Thank you.
I was keeping my telephone out.
Oh.
Oh.
Watch your man, Mandy Savage.
Hey, we should be fucking smoking this.
I'm just gonna connect there one skull cut.
I'll smoke whatever, man, if you're buying.
One app.
One app, one app.
Yeah, that's it.
Hey, flesh.
It's A.
That will be server when it's my turn to pay for the date.
Just wait till he plants.
Nice.
One got crossfaded upon us.
Oh, A.
I think he's mad at me.
Don't go.
He's pushed back, he's pushed back, he's to the right side.
Man, she went to the fucking moon, man.
Just stick it, I promise.
Stick it, dude, stick it.
You lied to me
You ever see anyone do this shit
They don't care. They don't care. Waste chance over? Wait, did someone see something horrible
when I was going from hand to hand with my knife?
Don't pick this fucking thing.
Nah. Oh, you're just... I see. You're trained to think that any silence is gonna end with
I understand I mean dead air is a real problem in like the podcast community
Oh my god, I open the chat wheel I got so scared I open the chat wheel
I got so scared I open the chat wheel
every angle no they toggled man
no one eco or a drop I don't think you can eco what's the eco
Bye, Nate. Go, Mids.
Oh, Nate Mids.
Nate Mids, Nate Mids.
I don't know where that Nate Mids is from.
Oh, shit.
He is team leader now.
Oh, shoot, he jumped out the damn window.
I think my Nate landed, believe it or not.
I
Ouch, bro
Yeah
Good shooting
I'm not saying it.
There's a hell of a shot there was a hell of a shot you got to give him credit for
that one.
I didn't even see what happened there man.
It was dead.
He did go pretty crazy for that one.
this...
pale...
sight...
no, he's purple's lost all confidence in us
he's purple has started hitting the pleading emoji
don't take this fucking quit
don't take it, it's all right
from fucking where point from where oh we must be in connector holy fuck oh what
a shot what a shot he's got more than three bullets we win these men
who are we out here 718 literally better than the last time
that guy suddenly got like crazy kind of start going crazy he shot him it looked
like he shot him from behind the wall I got I did the guy did not exist on my
He might just be awesome, though.
Oh no, Purple's lost all team chemistry.
We got all ages, all nationalities, we're gonna do this.
This is global cooperation.
Okay, shut up.
The neck there?
Hahaha.
Stay green, stay stay stay.
Don't go, don't go, stay stay.
Lisa Loeb.
What?
Oh, no, he muted himself.
Yes, yes, Cory!
Two oppers, huh?
We need to win, or Purple is gonna say some horrible stuff to me, man.
We need to slow play he's getting I can see like his his face is getting redder and redder man
We need to we need to find a way out of here
Tattoo is starting to believe
But when his voice cut out like instantly when he when he died
You say let me turn on my wall heck
No, I think he's calling these guys wall hackers
This guy's crazy. Yeah, I mean they're orange
The long flankler I
Go up cat quick pick beat the cheater
I threw a Tim Wakefield-style knuckleball at them.
The track, right, the track.
Sorry, boys, the caffeine hit the bloodstream.
Let's do this.
This is crazy.
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Imagine how good he would be if he won this one.
You're fucking right.
I see.
They're pushing up A because they're, of course they are.
Let's do this.
Cory, my king.
Don't speak, don't speak.
Cory's gonna bring this back.
It's orange, it's orange.
I got shot at, I'm always on point fire.
Watch.
We're together again, we need to get a trade.
He's mid.
Good game guys, good game, never a doubt in my mind.
Bro, that guy was mid but he was already looking at window when I peeked him.
Defend and L. Genuinely thought you were a soundboard though.
No, no, no, I just talked like that.
Thank you though.
No.
It's crazy you literally talking quips
It's a problem for like the real relationships in my life
Um, I'm the realest motherfucker there is. I'm the realest motherfucker there is man. I'd to be fair
I do talk in quips. So I am streaming. I'm streaming. Yeah, I'm streaming. I got dude that that was crazy though that
right that game went I do at least I would not call a accusation out
flippantly especially with me being bad the orange got so good yes right when
things got tough yes but it's not gonna kill me like I could die to anybody but
the some of the shots that he was hitting I mean there was a market
difference. Let's put it that way. Yeah. That like I slow walked into
window, right? As he was already fighting people on site. And then I
quick peaked and he was already aiming at me and shooting is crazy. I mean, he
it to me, it looked like he killed our teammate with like a jumping off shot
around the corner, which was so crazy.
I was like, I was deep on a site with like no angles really.
And somehow I got sniped from like hat or made or something.
OK, come on, man.
Purple is freaking out.
You could look at the match.
You could download the match, look at his POV
if you wanted for content.
Yeah, but what am I going to do?
like i'm bass
this is like louis de brusque trying to tell something's a goal or a no goal
like i'm gonna look at it and be like
though that's definitely cheating like it
that at my level of gameplay he could just be picking up on some signals that
i'm ignorant to be honest
four hours react
I do what's that video they were saying me alone a ramp me alone a ramp me alone
Green say me alone ramp is this gonna get me in trouble
Okay, okay. Okay, that's awesome. That's awesome.
I don't know the deal.
Was it Nealon A-Ramp?
Just look, it's called Green Me Say Alone Ramp.
Green Me Say Alone Ramp.
Dude, let's play Mirage again. I know the smoke.
Green Me Say Alone Ramp.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
What is your problem, man? What is your problem?
Missile on the ramp. Missile on the ramp.
I'm going to send the, like, lazy keycaps everywhere.
Oh, the keycaps flying.
That's what I'm saying, man.
and he looks he looks like so calm when he says like green what's your problem
but there was a fire burning behind his eyes man. Oh shit.
let's do this hey hey oh shit sorry they get pinged a let's do it man roger
that man hey let's do it
I'll flash everyone you fucking it was an accident it was an accident
I really thought I had him. God is my witness. Last one stares
What's Tetris by the way, it's a great time for me to know the right the right to the right of stairs
So it's like it's like Tetris gap stairs
That's your sandwich stairs sandwich. That makes perfect sense
30 and 1 that's not too bad damn
I'm gonna flash and then I see the flash bounce off the wall and hit me in the face
That one stone because it wasn't even a bugle flash
No, I got a window smoke and then we can split
To be oh shit. I'm talking. I'm talking to my IGL, bro. We're gonna win this one
Oh
man I'll go upon this side yeah okay okay yellow's got a con smoke one's cat
come out I don't know if that's helpful information I'll watch market
Two left, huh?
Look at this sneaky little, this is a sneaky link right here. They got no chance.
Perhaps.
Corey, the MP7 demon.
Damn!
MP7 is a crazy good gun.
Yeah, when you use it
Justin's a fucking nightmare with it, too
Same plan learned
I'm saying yes in the game is crazy you would oh they want to go a cat T side. Yeah, let's do this purple I
Got flash
One stairs.
One burned to death jungle.
CT CT.
We run these streets.
literally run these streets. Justin, tell me that ass. The AK is worse than the
Galeel. Let me show you. I'll demonstrate it for you right now. 100%, 100% look at
this. First off, it's got more kills than any gun in history has ever had. Oh shit.
oh shit they know the smoke too hopefully I hit it they kind of
panicked me
I think I got a deagle wait do I have to mute it oh you're so real for that no I
don't what a problem been talking
They killed me in apartments.
Oh, one's in the smoke one, Kat.
If that Nade hit the other side of the door jamb and bounced into the dude though, that would have been a legendary Nade.
It's not my fault this fucking, I don't know, Slovenia architecture doesn't react the same way Bob Vila's would.
not clear in that smoke that's that's why I always drop a molly in the smoke just to make sure
mmm smart honestly yeah yeah let's start doing that
this could be Slovenia bro I don't know I just seen every part of the Vienna
Yeah.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Yes!
That's a lot of smoke!
That's a lot of smoke!
There's might have been two window smokes.
Oh, I hope not.
No, no, no, because you threw them from different spots.
Nope, there's no connector smoke.
He's looking at me.
Oh, look at me.
I throw the window smoke, bro.
W cord I'll flash him
Connector I got cat cat cat cat right on you. Oh man we come cat
Call is low HP low you say low HP in a Polish accent
Avatar is scary man.
When in doubt, just say in all chat that Kori's Avatar is scary.
Reconversation starter.
Oh, come on.
Oh, the smoke connector!
The double kill through the smoke collector!
Collector?
Damn, look at that! We did the bottle flip challenge though! Did you see that?
Yeah, I see that.
Damn!
Good try.
Nice try, nice try. We lock in now.
Wasn't the Galil's fault, I'll tell you that much.
I gotta stop crossing my legs, man. I gotta buy, honestly?
reason I'm so bad at counter strike today I need a foot rest if I had a foot
rest so I could sit ergonomically like with my spine straight up I think I
at least I'm getting plus 20 ADR is your desk too high yeah confirming that one
day I got a sit stand I can lower it and raise it one stairs that is that's
benefit for sure I mean I can lower it so low that's the real difference right
there got mine I get I could sit up like this
then lower myself to there man dude that might be the play and then I got to
raise my my arms up that's way too high holy shit wait wait wait wait wait this
might be it bro this might be it and then I'm taking all the all the weight
has been taken on my shoulder to enable me to more thoroughly aim via the elbow.
Hi Jiro.
Very early again, my buddy.
Do you know what this song is?
window. That showed it to a kiddie at school today. Jiro, where did we go wrong?
Belial difference. Literally juggled his gun like Eddie in Tekken.
Okay. You used to make me smile then? I was... that's the first time I've seen my profile
photo today.
Nice.
My name is Jiro and I dream of sushi.
His name is Jiro.
Yes.
The best looking food is eaten.
The worst looking food can stay in the can.
Jiro, baby, where does that leave you?
I'm fucking with Sebastian. I don't give a fuck about Bell, bro.
Damn, through the smoke? Come on, bro. Fuck it, I'll entry frag.
I've been killed. I got shot in the back of the head.
Yep, me too.
You got shot in the back of the head by the same guy?
Crazy angle
I mean, I don't know this dude was playing the back rooms like he was only seeing
Like a knee of someone and then running in the other direction
I think we should smoke window and then do a split push to be
Windows split push to be cat cat ass cat ass that's right
Looks like they're all going a bucket we still throw this debate it
Flash to what
okay crazy who who said that who fucking said that
oh fuck tried to pull out you till for some reason why did I vote for Mirage
man we gotta play bus too I'm sick of Mirage I just like it because of the
smoke lineup makes me feel like I'm useful even when we're getting our
asses beat
I didn't see him. It was him on the dude on the stairs. It was just a little head peeper peeping out
damn I'm standing six eight huh. Album literally goes hard. Sometimes if I really want to boogie
This put on the instrumental piano track from seeing other people
Charlie Brown type shit
One in palace you got me with that one Corey. I don't know what that one is
he's getting revenge lost choreography the gene Kelly you didn't know it's a
deer catastrophe oh damn I wasn't really a deer catastrophe waitress guy I
have the first balance of that now my god how did you not die you got 54 and
too but I shot him in the face I didn't think you shot him in the face
on my screen I shot him in the face this would be a huge round though I tuned
in right when that dude said 9-11 wasn't that bad in his defense he wasn't
alive he was negative five years old and he didn't say it wasn't that bad he
said, oh, a bunch of people died.
I honestly, I mean, I'm not going to argue with someone's
lived experience.
I think he was kind of flippant about losing a couple
middle school years to COVID, bro.
Like you might have been playing video games, but at the
same time, those are very important years for social
development.
I think we baited them on mid.
It's actually a huge decoy.
Yeah
Oh shit, they're gonna be coming on the flank but you guys got sights so it don't matter never mind you
No, I don't jungle
Damn
Bro was distressed. Well, he saw him and then turned around
We planted bombs in this bitch
Oh
Good half good half the guy 15 and six on the other teams
Ro said was I03 is not like a blog about cell phones or something I
Am not cross my I'm not making a joke. I'm asking a question
Also, I didn't cross my legs, I crossed my ankles below my chair.
Hey, it's probably gonna be B.
I would plus two dead, Assassin.
I think it's probably gonna be B.
Oh, that's our decoy.
One mid.
One with slow walking up mid.
Oh, fuck he owned my ass, holy shit.
He dead.
Watch this, Coy.
I'm watching. You're planting on B. We out here. This is why you buy a frag.
I'm just gonna know about heaven. It's probably gonna work.
Yeah, 7-7-11.
I can make that work.
Okay, there-there, I'll ramp.
I'm not-I'm not blaming the-the teammates who are chatters.
We got three dudes in A. How-how are we losing ramp that quick?
We're supposed to have each other's backs, man
That's right, this is why you got Kory on the spot. That's literally just gun defense. Nothing you could do
Dipping eat
Damn all that swag guys, I've lost all confidence in the team. We need to win this rounds
We need to win this round fucking stat
Nobody I mean
We had three dudes a I got shot in the back when I was on heaven like this you do you understand that?
I have a cause for alarm right now
now. They flash over A, ramp.
Hacker voice.
Corey, I'm going Corey mode, they're calling it.
I'm in their base, killing their dudes.
I hear them stepping outside ramp.
I rotating
You rotated
Or oh, we're all rotating learn some astronomy
I think it's a fake on me
What the fuck we won the we fucking won the round bro
We did and I did 10 times more damage than I took
That's the real that's the real that's fucking huge I
Don't know what our dude on a was doing or on B. I mean I was gonna say you see you talking about me sitting with a shotgun in their base
No, I didn't didn't say a damn thing
Purple
One mid, four mid, four mid, got, huge, huge, the mid is the freest kills that have ever
I've been there. Look at that.
Oh, bottom it.
Come on, you gotta get this.
You gotta get this.
Op could go hard.
You say I should stop spending all my money every single time?
Yeah, connector.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Dude, we're bringing it back.
We're bringing it back.
I don't know how I didn't die.
One big round would go off and crazy, man.
I can't afford it, man.
You be shocking again.
Chad, if this was a strategy game, how would I punish them for not smoking connector?
I would purchase an AWP and then stand right there and get a bunch of kills.
I
Changed like maybe apps
They're dead at least two cat
Okay, he's just you're going you guys are going crazy over there. They did one in the window
Damn, bro, where the fuck is your gun?
Nice.
Like my steak au poivre, please.
Steak au poivre.
Can you take this away and bring me the steak au poivre?
What is steak au poivre?
Steak in a peppercorn sauce.
Is that the French word for peppercorn?
It's the French word for peppercorn, yeah.
it's pretty fucking good honestly
crack wall
french food goes crazy when you don't have somebody on keto telling you it's a little rich
none mid
apps yeah
grenade
take this shit out
and
they
are
the literally the only thing i know about your catholic catastrophe waitresses
the song goes dear catastrophe waitress
dear catastrophe waitress
Did he hit you with the full can of coke?
It's no joke.
Your face is bleeding.
Oh, damn.
Soon, Billy.
Michael McDonald?
I fucked hard with that album for a while.
You one of those motherfuckers that thinks tiger milk is better
than if you're feeling sinister?
No, absolutely not.
It's literally not.
So I hope not.
No, it's not.
if the two of them are in the classic picture
they're on A
I'm literally amazing
2 in 1 with the AWP, it's so crazy
how was that even possible?
I guess he got hit for 998
oh you killed, oh I see you killed it
that's fucking funny man
oh man whatever got mine
but I thought that was a guy already I got home booking dumped off a window
Just leave your hip fire AKB headshot, bro.
What the fuck, two cap?
W kill, Corey.
W kill.
W kill.
Good trade.
Juggle this body a little, too.
Grenade.
Oops.
Hit the dead animal.
Yeah.
Honestly, if he was close, people would have been peeked.
Last cat.
Wait, we fucking pulled it back, bro.
Top mid.
Who's we?
I literally got to kill last round, by the way.
They don't smoke connector.
Bro, we are on the other side of us, usually being ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't smoke connector.
We shoot them when they walk up cat.
It's that easy.
He's pointing.
Not my germs.
Two top mid again.
They smoked connector.
of
the
of
the
He did the jump, I guess.
Last was Jungle, I think?
Keep using an American VPN, and now I'm getting adult diaper ads.
I only ask because you are using an American IP address, man.
I think it's because they know you're a VPN purchaser.
I think they got you pegged.
And that's why he needs the diapers.
Precisely, yes.
I mean, the bubble shield is
put it that way. W flash. It looked like he took a picture, like a freeze frame.
It did. Yeah.
Oh my god, it's literally gonna work. It almost works. Nice try, nice try.
11's all they get man. I feel like this is the round where I pop off with the AWP.
Let's go. 11-15 could be better. It is, it's demoralizing like being like I'm getting pretty
good and then like looking at my stats and then observing the person who's last alive and being
like wow this person fucking sucks and then looking at their stats and being like no wait
They're way better than I am
Type shit
Oh one more cat
We hold right there you on ladder
Hold her right there top mid
It's Sanctuary.
My germs, nice.
Two drowns.
Oh I see.
Flashing A. Flashing A. Smoking A.
I saw a head A. Maybe it was a grenade. No I think it was a head.
Shot's A.
Heaven?
Yeah he came down.
Good shit bro. Good shit he got a fucking kill.
You guys let me get two kills this round.
Well hey, Yeti's back.
Pistol shots ring out on a Rajae site.
Just like that.
I've been watching apartments from the upper hall.
I hear my teammate call out in a pool of blood.
My God, they planted bomb.
Shots are mid.
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac on Cat.
Very connector.
Oh, you got him?
Holy cow.
There's one more mid for sure.
Oh, on B?
Where the fuck is the guy on B, man?
What are you watching?
Kory that's literally a tier 3 sub also somebody shot at me from heaven that's the tier 3 sub
Then everybody rotated well you sounded very distressed to be fair I got killed
He's ramp
but they're not having beautiful down down down you're listening to stream
aren't you we win those MVP for defusing the bomb oh we win those bro we win
those that was a tight one you fucking would go crazy to smoke out of a curved
of the wooden pipe on stream, man.
Plug a win around and then go like.
And then say some shit.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like say some shit.
I'll have some steak au plâ.
Mm.
Mm.
5K then smoke a big cigar.
No, I think, Corey, cover your ears.
I think cigars are kind of like old hat.
I don't think, and this shit happened last time
we were in the discord and we're talking about cigars too.
Someone, I said, I don't think they look cool.
And then they showed me a picture of a man
that I thought looked perhaps less cool
than almost any other man I've ever seen.
And they said, oh yeah, tell me this isn't cool.
It's always like a fat guy in a suit smoking a cigar.
And they're like, oh, this isn't cool?
and then he pulls a cigar and his teeth are fucking like orange from like holding the cigar in his mouth all day
your stream avatar is a fat guy in a suit who smokes cigars? that's Orson Wells, bro
you can copy his body shape but you can't copy his fucking, I don't know, Senko Ora
this isn't gonna be a surprise to you, but yeah
pipe smoke does smell really fucking good
yeah, that's what I'm thinking every time I'm downtown
I'm like, man, I know.
Well, that's the wrong guy that smells a little bit like like male cat piss down here.
I wonder what that's the wrong stuff.
That's the wrong stuff.
I'm talking about crack pipes.
Smoking the shit that makes me swear at everybody that walks by me.
Yeah, those pipes are made of glass.
I
Think anybody's ever made like a tobacco pipe out of glass walking around with like a like a doohickey
I always thought it'd be funny to kind of like bong. Yeah, yeah, yeah
My smoke break
like the the bench where everyone smokes a cigarette and you come out with a bomb and
just start hitting tobacco pull out a hookah
that's fucking awesome damn they don't want to play duster mirage i don't want to play mirage
that's i love dust man
yeah they're like the shit says for tobacco use only bro
This is probably going to have to be my last one.
Yeah, that's fair. You guys are playing Outlast, the Outlast Trials.
Outlast Trials, never played it.
I don't know what I'm going to do. I might just play more CS, but people are begging for me to play the newest pick three roguelike.
They're saying it's been seven minutes since I played a pick three roguelike.
What's the latest pick three roguelike?
Everything's crab, bro.
Oh, let's roll.
I did play that.
Played the demo a while back.
Not quite as good as the last caretaker.
I'll say it so Cory doesn't have to.
Well, I finished it. The content was pretty small in the demo.
Is it completely out now?
Ah, no idea to be honest. Everybody's playing it, so I assume so.
It was pretty fun.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me. I was literally... I had my back turned to him.
I had my fucking back turned to him and he shot me with a silenced rifle.
Where are guys walking up to their spawn with an AWP?
I'm aim-
I sprayed, I sprayed!
Huge.
Wait, did you get all the way into the fucking Tom Cruise suite?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I sprayed it in their spawn.
You defaced Elron Hubbard's desk?
You know what's looking big nightmare for me?
We get a Scientologist president and then like all these videos get scanned by Palantir AI and it's like flag
There's a hate crime because we're making fun of Scientology
That's gonna ruin my fucking life man
I'll rather go though honestly. Yeah, we're on my dude, you know, there's a little bit of truth in every joke or whatever
Art is a fucking lie that makes us realize the truth, bro
No one is fucking long yet
They have a B-point long
One heart
If you may shot you in the back of the head, my prince
Was it?
You smoking cross in this?
That was a great smoke
That was a great shot, holy fuck, Corey you're insane man
Long?
He's crazy. He's gonna get a fucking ace. Ace watch. Ace confirms.
He let me get that. He let me get that. I think he's still there to let you get an ace.
Yeah. He let me get that. I don't know why. WCTU. WCTU, we see you.
same plane Kory double flash a sure yeah I don't know if that actually means
anything I just said it
damn
oh
not your fault not your fault
We get a car gun.
Yeah.
One was a cross.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
And we plant.
And we plant.
Who are you fucking saying you have nine kills in the first two rounds?
What the fuck, man?
Well, they're the best rounds.
They're the best rounds, man.
same plan they're gonna molly the doors but I'm gonna smoke it and we're gonna
run through they're never gonna see it coming
okay
I'll flash. Trust the process. I'll go first I'll go first.
Okay, we go anyway, we take those, okay, guys, I think they might have had the stream
open whatever we fucking win those anyway okay okay listen very carefully
listen very carefully we're going to do exactly the same thing
One crossed. Yes, yes, yes. One crossed.
That was a pretty crazy entry, I think.
Fucking stream snipers, man.
I
Know
Literally, he's in window. He's in window
Get past I was surprised to
Of course got this
Never a doubt on my fucking mind never a doubt in my fucking mind
I
Fuck it you earned it do whatever you want
Oh true I can definitely buy
Rose 15 and one round five
They literally don't even know if you're bad at the game stream sniping to debuff because you just funnel yourself to where we kill you
To cross
one came back motherfucker one loves to play car keep talking my goat my goat I've
received the bomb I got very scared there I got very very scared there
I'm getting the fuck out of here, I'm scared.
Oh man, it's the game of my life.
Born honey on you go.
i do have recoil follow on you
sorry still your ace
smoke didn't land
oh, it's one on cat
oh, the doors
it's all right
it's all right
one CT
you killed Corey, you bastards
honestly he was feeling himself
if you're 17 and 1 you have permission to walk the bomb up cat solo
you literally like who can tell you no, who can tell you no
it's like why does Wayne Gretzky have a coach bro, he's Wayne Gretzky
He knew a personal chef, personal trainer, sure, long, long doors off.
Probably don't peek.
I'm just gonna play time.
Yeah, play time.
Jocked at T.
Most of your Hulos holiday.
I need health insurance and a local economy that's not based on Amazon packages men.
Yeah, buddy, chill out.
I don't think you watch that.
How about a lip service?
One X-Box.
Still?
I don't know, he smoked.
That's a good-ass question, to be honest with you.
Damn, purple's going crazy.
Oh fuck, he owned me.
Mid.
Mid.
Horrible angle on my apartment.
It's actually crazy to roll 6-0.
T-side first on dust.
It feels fucking awesome.
They're both cat.
Both cat.
We run these streets.
There's the tiniest cross there I've ever seen on orange.
Shit is one pixel.
We run these streets.
They just gotta save you.
Yes we do.
Get out of here.
I don't know man.
I feel like I don't know man.
I'd like some water.
Oh!
What the fuck?
The thing goes scrap?
Did you do that?
How do you shoot?
Like the beginning of the round.
Here what happened?
I worked a rash.
Green, your avatar is freaking me out.
Let's go, let's go!
He's thinking of you.
men are meant to go bald that young
boy you got bombs you see you know
yep
like him
sorry
whatever he's beast mode
CT
he's fucking beast mode bro
Whatever he's beast mode
CT he's fucking beast mode, bro
They know you're cute together way is that true
one cat y'all cats dead
damn man four kills
green be honest are you smurfing only for smurf it oh shit
I'm gonna smurf it I'm smurfing for right now I'm smurfing right now
smurf it kind of the low the bunny of the gargamel universe
Oh, I did. I did indeed. One's running. One's running mid. Oh, sorry, Dead Sea Cat with
the bomb that's pretty good skill let's do it because tomorrow the rare B plant for
us. I can flash out. Oh, you got it. You got it.
You got a play in here?
Yeah, just stay tucked there, that's like, such a strong spot.
this guy's saving no shot
fuck it shot oh he's there I don't give a fuck man I'm out of here let's go there's
no someone in chat said you can live from that spot if you crouch I don't buy it I
I don't fucking buy it man.
Yes sir, who raw?
I'm too slow on it man.
Bro, you're shooting like rock, don't sweat it.
Bro, drop an AK to pick up a P9.
Oh, fuck! That guy is kinda owning me, though. One cat, maybe?
Confirming. Confirming your call of cat. Confirming that he owned me cat.
I don't know what smoke is like, it looks like it's from Stranger Things.
They threw a bisexual smoke on the cross.
Oh, damn, they got around.
Dude that's embarrassing. You put five guys on me.
Clear frog.
Damn.
Move it, move it!
It's only on the roof of the actuals.
I got a great line if we lose this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
You got him?
Okay.
Hold on.
They're about it.
They do.
Oh the pit!
Pit!
Pit!
Oh my god.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
Oh bro.
I'm going back with Green. He's a beast. Man, I died. You're all. They really said nine
is all you get like the Vikings in the 2024 draft.
I'm a Cardinals fan, dude.
Don't remind me about that.
St. Louis or Arizona?
St. Louis or Arizona.
Fucked up, Kyler Murray was my number one QB in fantasy
last year.
Asked me how that went.
Motherfucker!
That's right, I was banging the chain
and I was hit by a truck.
I'm trying to try.
Nice try, nice try.
I'm the last one to go to Zerbo.
Nice try to yourself.
thank you sir
I'm sorry I have nothing left for you this time
skin is crazy too is that my homie?
get your hands up homie
get it up in there
he needs to be there
I don't know shit about the Cardinals man, I also have Marvin Harrison
fuck
I wish I had Marvin Harrison senior bro, but he probably wished he had paid in manning
so I mean we're all fucked is what I'm trying to say.
Car?
Yup.
Coming CT.
Inside.
Sight dead coming CT.
Car.
Fuck it I'm going lefty north of this round.
Car free.
I wish man.
Oh CT up.
Oh fuck.
I wish man. Oh, CT up. Oh, did I throw a bomb down there? Fuck.
Turn it out. Watch the log. That was a clap for log.
Good job, frog. Good job, frog.
Yeah, yeah, I kind of deserve that one.
Cat.
Just doesn't feel right holding it left, man.
Just doesn't feel right.
Nice try, nice try.
Mm-hmm, there's no where the bomb is they can't find it
It's literally see-through side it so I'm not sweating it green I'm gonna need you to fucking lock in no
I love calling Corey green I know it's pretty fun. It feels good. It feels fucking awesome
Okay, I'm going ill-duche mode
You guys seen the boondog Saints you're about to
Another the right call these days
I heard them fucking all get shot too.
Let's do this, chumps.
Nice.
I hear one behind you.
Oh, shoot.
W comms, Corey.
Nice try, nice try.
I did hit him.
Three of them.
I didn't scream.
That was my war call.
there's a fucking abattoir in there suicide with a scout
Oh, they call me a predator.
Yes.
Wait.
I love dust.
I know.
Say no EBT.
He does say no EBT.
Move it, son.
He didn't say no EDT.
I went to a gas station yesterday to get a snack and I bought...
I went to buy a beef jerky. They're lurking along by the way.
I went to buy a beef jerky.
I swear to God, I'm not trying to reverse flex on you.
Hold out the teriyaki beef stick.
beef stick 699 I said fuck that got a can of Pringles instead I'm sorry Jack
links I get it there's made of like an animal but like I'm not paying one hand
for beef jerky when Pringles are black 49 bro it's just not gonna happen
I've fallen off
Oh, I do have an M4. They bought me an M4.
A flavor? Barbecue, bro!
You know I had to give a quarter of them to my kid, too.
Oh, of course.
Called the kid text.
I'm not too much powder on the fingers.
I had some serious driving to do.
Flash it out B, out B.
Oh my god, I suck right now.
Two crossed.
I'm going to be...
Oh, I'm going to spend a point.
Throwing smoke!
Flashbang!
Nice!
Nice!
Not even close honestly.
I wasn't even close to getting close.
I got it guys.
Lowkey I shot his gun so they thought it was a flash when you entered it was actually like
so much you clip that.
Now they know you're streaming.
Like I'm not taking away from what you did but also like could you have done it without
me?
People are asking.
I would say that's a stoop to be honest. I would say that I get that a lot.
You sound a lot like Northern Lion.
Clear comms please.
I have to say, he's been one of my favorite games ever for a decade.
No way!
Dude, that's awesome. Thank you so much.
There's no way that he's Northern Lion.
I swear to you. Look at my stats. I swear to you.
I swear to God it's him
That's one's on long doors
I'm from Vancouver
I do I do have to say it's possible to someone impersonating northern lion might know that
I swear it to you
Really
I got horrible news for you. That was like 15 years ago
No, I don't know I think it's cool
That's how I'd feel if I met green in real life, too
I am unfortunately, yeah
I'm sure yellows love in this right. It's a big day for us though because the the wild lost yesterday
I was gonna say could be worse, but I guess that's actually mathematically false.
It's all right.
We're gonna, well, you know, you could fuck up sometimes you pick seventh and then you
pick the dude who wins rookie of the year and you're like, oh, this is our new franchise
center.
So you pay him like 12 million dollars.
He can't hear the bomb.
He can't hear the bomb.
Fucking sucks after anyway
No
Holy shit, oh nice try nice try
My fault for not getting an ace.
$1,700 dollars.
All right, now you really are broke.
Hi, father, you're a...
Don't spend it all on one place, man.
Thank you.
Bad out of luck, he's not getting the 40.
He's not very good.
Let's give it to the boys.
Who is Orsonwell?
He directed a lot of movies such as Citizen Kane and was also famous for his radio drama war of the worlds
Not
Yeah, long doors
No need for all that
That makes sense that checks out
This freak
Watch this
Faded get slumped Corey you diffuse I'm gonna spray his body
Loser you are a loser
Just kidding.
Oh, good game, good game.
Thank you for all of your kind words.
I'd realize I wasn't talking good game.
Thank you for all of your kind words.
He's gone.
No.
It's kind of funny that he didn't realize it was you until, like,
I'm like like 15.
Dude, Loki, I can't play with comms on.
Can I say something legit?
I'm not complaining about my state in life, OK?
Why don't I have more subscribers
when I'm this fucking famous?
I got to leave.
Every fucking game I play, people are like,
you're an oiler in line.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I should have like 10 million subscribers or something.
We only have 5 million.
I could have like one and a quarter or something.
Oh, you're kind of you too.
Yeah, I'm not complaining.
I'm just saying, like, how does everyone know me
if I don't have this many subscribers, man?
It is weird, actually.
Like, I've always, I've thought that for a while.
Like, took you a long time to get that mill.
It doesn't make sense.
Oh, it's true, man, it's true.
Yeah, it's true.
A librarian made me clip famous.
That's true.
Librarian gave me more reach.
I'm not saying they stole my popularity.
They extended it, but it's like the extended
It's, you know, that, you know, it doesn't capture the same kind of viewership.
That's fine.
He'll drop a hundred gifted now and then.
It's been a while.
All right, Corey, have fun.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good game.
Thanks.
Later.
Wait.
Chat.
I'm going to go P and I'm going to keep playing Counter-Strike.
I'm going to be playing Counter-Strike.
The reason is, um, A, I want to, B, on Friday we're doing Gamble with your friends, so we're doing some multiplayer content on Friday,
and C, Monday's fucking Deadass Victoria Day, or whatever we started calling it in the Trudeau administration up here,
so I'm not gonna be live to play Counter-Strike.
strike.
you
you
It is so fucked up.
to be going six seven six seven and then I go to the bathroom, piss, wash my hands,
look at myself in the mirror and I have like a fucking horseshoe of hair
surrounded by baldness on top. Like my spirit is not bald. My visage is bald
but my spirit is not bald. My spirit has broccoli hair. Don't lie, there's nothing
there. Bro, I mean, it's worse than nothing. There's something. That's no good. And what's weird is like,
bald people will tell you this, don't listen to someone with hair. It's actually like from, from
the side, looks fine. It looks like a little bit of stubble. From the front, is not good. From the
front, you have like, because you actually have some texture. And it also gets that like Jack
Nicholson a few good men sort of like bald crew cut thing going on where like
your hair your head turns square because of the hair on it. You really got to be
you got to be close to it to see it but still
it looks fine it looks fine but I just wish it didn't grow as much man like I
I wish it grew like better than it ever grew, but like if it was never going to grow, then
I wish it would just not grow at all.
of the edge down by the corner.
Yes, man.
Damn.
Something about it.
Rock or pepper zero in a...
What is this? A rocks glass?
Cheers, brother.
Well, 18 months down the drain.
That is fucking sweet though.
I almost dropped the cup.
That would have been a disaster.
Yeah, dude, and his cigar.
Damn, it might be crazy.
Started taking metamucil, changed my life.
I hear you, I hear you.
I'm on the metamucil and the melatonin gummies.
Every night before bed,
it's like I get an extra dessert.
What vices you got now? Snacks. I'm not banning dust too that's performative. I'm sorry.
It's not going to happen. Eating a lot of snacks lately. It's not the end of the world.
You need to have some kind of pressure release. I don't want to play ancient, man.
Chewing pills or swallowing them dry?
I guess like, okay, so you're saying this is like a, it's an ultimatum.
I can't have water.
I would rather, I would rather chew the pill than swallow it dry, because if I swallow
it dry, it's going to get stuck in my throat and hurt a little bit.
Oh, no.
Anybody want to give me like a 12-second tutorial on what to do on this map?
So basically you, if you're on CT, you either hold A or B.
That's a novel.
You either take mid control and go A or B, or you go to a satay and take mid control.
Alright, I'm good to go.
Alright, that's literally...
Uh, are you ready to play this map?
I've played it two times before, yeah.
I actually have a 100% win rate on this map.
Okay, we're golden then.
K-pop Demon Hunter's mentioned.
I love having an IGL man.
He's got a user to walkie talkie with.
My bad y'all, my bad.
Just go open it out.
He's clear.
Two back side.
What happened to our damn bomb, man?
Last one outside cave, I heard mid.
Planting for Ketzel Kodl.
Perfect.
Yes, yes he can, yes, end man! That's huge!
I do love this guy.
Check, can I say something?
People who say slurs are damaging to society, 100% would never dispute this.
Also damaging to society is assuming that people who are nice, they're on a time to
slur.
They're on like a TTS, where eventually they're going to disappoint you.
You shouldn't go into these human interactions assuming that they're going to let you down,
man.
People who say some shit like, can you blame me?
I fucking do blame you at this point, man
Do you think you're eroding the the trust that we could have in our fellow man?
If somebody says something bad you just go hey fuck you and then you mute them like you know, it's a low low cost
Nice pistol, bro
Tails in comparison to the galeel
She looks a little bit like Apocalypto.
That was me checking to see if they were going to be like, I love Apocalypto.
I look, oh, I'll fuck a lip till my favorite movie, and then I'll be unmuted, so we can
suss it out a little early.
They're not fucking with the Mel Gibson filmography, that's huge.
Start asking some shit, you know, they really making a second passion to the Christ?
That could go hard in the comms.
Do you guys hear they're making a second passion to the Christ?
They're making three and filming them at the same time.
Nah man, I'm pretty sure that's avatar.
Layup is up there.
Clemming cigarette.
One's in the smoke right side of B.
Nice kill there, Rosh.
Nice try, nice try.
What are you up on this map?
I'm not learning the mid-smoke, I'll tell you why.
You asking me to go to the office?
Pretty fucked up, considering when your boss asked you to go to the office,
a lot of ink and paper were spilled over that.
All of a sudden, when it's time for me to learn a mid-smoke on a map I've never played before,
it's like, hey, I know, we're gonna need to see you nine to five over at youtube.com.
Don't worry, we got a cooperative workspace set up for you.
You don't even know where your fucking desk is anymore, apparently.
At least when I was in a white collar environment, you used to at least be able to have a claim to a desk.
Now you just show up and like pick one or something?
They're telling you you gotta clean your damn desk every single day?
That's fucking crazy, man.
I would never do that to you.
Good job, play.
I
Yeah, I'm gonna keep on be
See keep that plant money plant money
That's why they call it a nursery
She's
Hang on I've even got my legs crossed bro
Honestly, I'm way more sus of someone that has a terrible mic, or of someone that has
an awesome mic.
Someone with a terrible mic?
That's a real motherfucker right there.
That's someone who never tried to make streaming happen.
They have a career that they found.
One's in the next site with an op.
Oh thank god they died before they found out he didn't have an op.
shoot shoot shoot two three bro god I can't wait till we get a six seven
I think we should maybe I don't know about ARB but maybe I had a couple made and then just a couple going to A site or B site
WIGL
hopefully I'm 37 years old man
just nobody else said anything about like we had to gas them up
game sense
what does IGL mean? I don't know I think it means I go long
How many fucking mollies are they gonna throw into the smoke man?
What the fuck?
any green or twin flames
alright but I'm the twin flame with the masculine energy okay
I'm the twin flame who has
whose masculine energy needs a corresponding twin flame to have feminine energy okay
can I say something
there's a non-zero chance I could be sucked into a cult
but there's no shot I could be sucked into a cult that is a leader that's younger than I am
If I'm getting sucked into a cult, it's gonna be a charismatic old guy who looks like Wayne
Colleen or that motherfucker from the Polyphonic spree.
There's no shot.
I'm gonna be like, oh yeah, this 19 year old is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
It's not gonna happen.
It's just not gonna happen.
One cave.
He's red.
right we run these streets if you line it up right it looks like the defuse cables
are coming out of his nostrils he's taking a big sniff of that bomb
Yes, man. Yes.
Start doing stand up. Whenever the team cohesion falls, I'm just going to start saying shit like, man, footlongs really used to be $5, huh?
I think it's like the easiest way to get a group of four strangers to relate to each other.
Damn, there used to be a fucking dollar menu at McDonald's, man.
Not bad, OG.
Oh, one's donor. And one's mid.
I literally I snatched his soul temple. Oh shit. It's just me
Nice try
kind of I'm kind of digging the self-nice tried to be honest and full lungs
really used to be $5 man we got this
I feel like we need to split up a little more.
Maybe not when we're at pistols, but especially on fullback.
Can someone else acknowledge that he said something so he doesn't feel like I'm just
saying yes every single time just to make him just to make him stop talking
which is not the case I really appreciate it but I wish someone else
would at least confirm the message so he feels like he's being hurt
you don't have to respond well it feels bad to keep issuing like comms and
then have nobody say anything it makes you feel like your team is like losing
faith in you
like this is this is no good man this study I would die for my IGL I do what
they say our in-game leader
Oh yeah.
I've been AWPed from Temple.
Nah man, those reflexes are too fast.
Oh shit, I did introduce Power Dynamics into what was fucking...
a flat management system
a valve style flat management system
with no hierarchy
let's try and get these last two rounds
um... i think we had most success on b obviously
Let's do this, guys.
Let's do, like, three ramps in, like, two cave.
If we don't have to do a quick as fuck.
Put it.
Just depends.
One's there, right side, I say.
that's not what you want to do
of a deal. Best way to reheat pizza, air fryer, easy. Unless you want me to ask them. Cast
pan we ain't doing all that man you cope there on a five-hour session oh shit
shively did you finish directive 80-20 yesterday I could only follow it through
what my discord was saying and they were saying some shit at first they were
like whoa shively's game is completely different and then like three hours later
they were like, oh, it's the same game?
One's on, dude.
They went, the decisions you make don't matter at all?
Anders lived, she just stopped appearing in cutscenes.
Crazy, man.
They were on one with that one, for sure.
When you take one damage, but your head's snapped back like that?
Oh my god he's in the corner, he's 18 right?
I got shot in the brainstem
Where is he?
Clear comms
CT I believe, CT
I'm going to flash my eyes!
Nice glass of red wine.
Red wine from a rock's glass, be serious Niles.
It's Dr. Pepper Zero!
I don't know exactly, I'm fucking right at all times bro.
kind of fire though. You don't think so?
Let's put the KD today. 69 ain't that bad for a beast like me to be honest.
Yeah
Shit, I don't even know where to go on CT side, man
Someone this way
I'm watching donut like Homer
Flash egg
I
Come back CT7 up. Yes, sir, would you just do pistols every round that was easy
Aha, uh, uh, how do you in the city when the heat is on night on the beach till the break of dawn
Let's show them who we are.
They hate you?
I'm sort of thinking the male loneliness epidemic is kind of like self-inflicted.
You guys buy armor and the cigarette under them.
I did, yeah.
I like to buy armor and the after-pastor of moving.
They hate to have a silly little friend.
Yeah, I don't think.
the
I don't know what I don't know what to say
they looked all the icing off of the owner is clean
the
We're gonna wait for the last second and just rush out.
We see 1A.
Too long.
Good morning, shot.
Who licks a donut?
Problematic, bro, doesn't know Ariana Grande.
I'll show the rotate back to him, B.
B.
Yippee!
Tom's been fucking planted.
Ah, no shot. That's my diffuse. That's my diffuse.
My... oh!
Oh, that's at least make it come out of his nose
Come on that's on it
And they didn't respond
They're not fucking with me?
Junior McChicken used to be a dollar.
The fuck?
This dude's in an active war zone.
I
Just playing from inside of a helicopter or something
Fuck bouncing off something that
Seems like an awesome spot to hold
My bad, the cord is all spiked.
Tried your cruise cold coffee trick this morning and I get it now.
Wait, are you on a cruise right now?
S also it literally so I have some takes that are legitimately like just for me and they're
not universally applicable but getting being in a hotel making your coffee the night before
and then drinking it straight out of the fucking fridge is literally like it's free money man
yeah they won't let me off the boat for some reason that happens sometimes sometimes you
sometimes you start you know you get a little bit of a rise in your internal
temperature they throw you in the damn break it happens you'll be fine in like
eight weeks eight weeks I think
orange just found out I'm live this is devastating
I'm locking the fuck in.
Two out mid.
I'm locking the fuck in.
We need to help on mid.
On route.
Might be going towards the orange.
Not me.
Faded one mid.
Two down mid.
Good shift.
Check that shit out we brought him back
That's me it maybe I should just be watching me it every time man
Because you'd rather be 510 or 610
That's 610 little too tall for a guy like me
They've been in the other.
True. True.
B, I think.
Guys, I'm kinda going B-sale.
I don't like this angle. Lock in.
I don't be stupid like me.
Cave, cave, cave.
When my team needs me I believe in my
She got him fucking got him
Damn on Sonoma
I saw you shoot his foot so you didn't damage your teammate that is teamwork right there
I was pretty high Intel.
Imagine how much you would have heard.
Imagine how much you would have heard
if you were 610 and you sucked the basketball though.
Yeah, champion.
You heard just like a freaking chub.
You were just like, I'm just out here like,
I don't know, selling insurance or something.
And everybody first thing they ask you,
hey, you any good at basketball?
And then you gotta say no.
Yeah, to let me be just 6-10 prime enough to give me an NBA, you still ain't like practice.
That's 5-10, trope.
Didn't take any mage, y'all.
Some utility.
Yeah, one's mode, one's bomb, cave.
I hope you blow that on B.
There might be one in there.
Oh shit.
Score is 7-10. I'm feeling like they split.
One's outside of elbow.
Okay, I deserve to die for that one.
Slump in case hold it down on fucking be better. Let's go. I'm flexing my default knife right now
The fuck it's got buggy
What the fuck is wrong with my knife man, what do you have the silence one or not not to be picky
Why was my knife so fucked up man
Oh, it's raining on the map, okay.
You should have said Hestan.
You should have said, go for Hestan.
Yeah, my bad.
One's on bit.
He's going smoke.
He's going fire.
Grenade out.
Flashbang.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, everybody.
Beep, beep, beep.
On the left side, mid, and...
oh he's lit he's on mid last guy oh no that's last is blue
100% accuracy every time
They don't have the team vibes like us bro 100% they don't know a junior McChicken used
to be a dollar.
Yeah, well they ain't talking about that $5 for one meter.
Wait a minute, it's around 20 and you hear someone talk for the first time.
That's how you know that the vibes are good, man.
Throwing a grenade.
Now I'm feeling myself a little too much. It's time for me to get a little memento mori and die
They're chirping in me
They're chirping they're making macaw sounds
Cockatoo bee cockatoo bee
Enemy enemy might be yellow, but my money green
I lost the 1v1.
He is so low too, I hit him for 89.
I mean we don't go off on this, we stay with the M4.
A1S again I got you thanks kill yes sir
yeah I'm not balling this time yeah if I can yell over here being greedy
No, defense yellow.
Anything to say on your end of defense yellow?
I think it does have a meek.
I'm low.
The bass versus Guba.
Put some mileage on that thing, run the odometer up.
Alright, it doesn't count.
in a database
we're still making payments on this
definitely a little bit again
fuck it, let him out of it
i don't know why i like B so much
that was from talking to
Okay, thank you for your greeting, but keep this in mind.
Hello.
Alright, I'm gonna go to B, you have to stay where you are.
Good info.
You know you're gonna counter-strike when people start complimenting the cons.
Stay to rear!
Should be you still here you playing like a clicker game. Here's what I'm thinking new meta
Cold drink fucking hot-ass glass
You think it would taste interesting you think it would be like
You think it would make the drink taste colder obviously it would increase the temperature of the drink
Making it literally warmer
But what do you think we make it taste colder because your hand would be like wow this shit is hot
And then when you drank it it would be cold for at least a minute
It would shatter it doesn't be fucking like a dry ice old-fashioned and a
Fucking like boiling glass
Yeah, it's like a it's an all you an on-demand shower beer or hear me out hot-ass drink cold-ass glass
Hot coffee out of a out of a mug made of ice
I'll fucking hold the angle. I don't give a shit man. They're playing on on tilt anyway
One that's out of cave
That's how we pivot. Prepare yourself for the wide swing.
Hey, can I get an iced americano, cup, extra hot, no room?
be. Take these chains off and say it again man. How did that miss? Can I get a replay
on that one? How did that miss? Over his head?
One's half, the Washington city. Nice try, nice try.
It's literally my bed for buying up. I shouldn't have bought off as my bed.
Hey, I know, I'm gonna take a nap. Can you try not to yell for the next four hours?
Turn my stream off, Yeti. Napping is when you put on fucking
secrets of the Renaissance world by Will Cantor.
put on some useless shit like like a an audio book about history
learn some shit about usher bonnie paul
two cave two cave
damn what the fuck you till beast bro they're throwing the kitchen sink at him
one side bomb one left side of site
Oh, that's real tough
Crazy play
No, you didn't have a chance on that one don't sweat it we take the next two and win overtime
No more rush, no more rush, anybody?
Nah man, 13-11 doesn't even make sense.
1212's Angel Numbers make a wish these a hey man or a main
of
the
fact that
the
I didn't die. I threw a meat grenade that surveilled their location.
Okay, Bob, we're definitely going to run back to the pit.
Look at that. Literally got an assist.
One down. I'm about.
I am the one, the one with the gun.
Don't know last
Don't know last huge
So that time to do all kinds of shit one has to go be no man. They we go we got bomb
Just keep your eyes on the damn bomb
Nice shit
Time for a T
Yeah, I like that
I mean so we got an In-Dem terrorist though.
Gotta get these three rounds.
Oh, tea! It sounded a little bit like Apollo.
They called rush ramp. I hit all five of them with my util.
Yeah, kid this.
Oh shit. I don't know if the vibes are rancid now.
I thought the dude said I need help be oh damn what what a shot though
he did that is endless I can't be mad because I do the same thing sometimes you see a leaf
Oh shit, I was on B, nevermind.
It's completely my fault.
My bad, OG.
My bad.
I thought he did the thing where he saw like a leaf move
and he was like, they're all here.
Remember, this isn't the killing house anymore.
That could have easily hit my teammate for 70 damage.
Smoke.
Then we take a spot we've never taken before and we hold crouch, even though it hurts the
pinky.
One cave.
You drink Railroad Gin?
I've been known to, I prefer Texas Medicine though.
You gotta have the right crowd though.
One's around, one's billy.
You got this, you got this OG.
W place.
Holy shit, what the fuck was that?
I never would have hit that shot.
What happened to you?
Nice try, nice try.
That shot was fucking crazy,
that he hit him like running with a spray.
I know my role.
Shotgun overtime? This is a big one.
It's a big round, I gotta lock the fuck in.
Before the fall, when they wrote it on the wall, when there wasn't even any Hollywood.
They heard the car.
One, two, that's one. What the fuck?
When they wrote it on the wall, one, two, two, three, left side of the ramp, one's dead.
One's dead.
Could it be this hand design must be the very same?
A woolly man without a face and a beast without a name.
That's still one's a level go.
Nothing here but history.
Can you see what has been done?
Memory rush over me.
I
Am playing with someone who's an active duty pilot right now
Steely Dan my two favorite Steely Dan albums
Oh, I love Steely Dan, but I didn't know those with Alvin. He was your favorite Steely Dan track
He's gonna he's gonna fucking say I'm not
I'm not gonna call him a phone
I'm just glad someone under like 80 fucking years old knows who steely dan is man
Oh shit, you think he knows it from Jojo
It's like recycled it because it's garbage but it actually fire it.
Yeah, it looks good.
Plus, like, people know where you stand politically.
There's no chance with fucking normal fucking in the zoo.
What's in that skin now?
Does he know what he's doing politically?
Mm-hmm.
They're, they're recyclers.
A lot of people these days don't do that.
Right.
Alright, I'm a fake bee.
There's more people mid than I've ever seen in my life.
This might be it y'all.
Nice try guys, nice try.
It was a pleasure.
GG.
This little round was really good, man.
Those were good guys.
He's not asking me where to buy drugs
in downtown Vancouver, just go to the store, man.
They have stores for that these days,
depending on the neighborhood you're in.
You just Googled like drugs near me and go inside.
The lower east side, that's New York, cheaply.
That's New York.
Never gonna diffuse without my cat on, out now."
I watched a documentary about it.
It's called The Downtown East Side.
Did you watch Cards of Darkness?
What did you watch?
Or did you watch the one about the guy who's like, I want to, the Olympics are coming to
Vancouver.
I want to know what it's like to be addicted to heroin.
So Bro got addicted to heroin.
And then he was like, it's really hard to be on heroin.
And everyone was like, yeah, man.
Yeah, we know.
That's one of the many reasons we're not doing it.
You're saying as a reddit post, there's
two different guys.
You're talking about spontaneous H. There's another guy,
he made a movie about Vancouver in 2009.
That was like, we have a lot of people downtown
that are on drugs.
I want to learn what it's like.
So he got addicted to heroin and like lived in a shelter downtown and he was like I'm surprised it fucking sucks
And everyone's like yeah, bro
That's why it's not the move
Oh shit, dude premiere cues are popping today
Come on come on
What about the drugs ink episode? Yeah, I did see the dude was mixing up
meth in like a uh, like a two liter Mountain Dew bottle or whatever.
Damn.
He was mixing up the medicine. He knew he was mixing up the medicine.
Yeah, I'm not banning Dust2 and Mirage. We're at 5,000. Can you just like stick to the script
and ban Ancient and Anubis, please? Whatever. I'll play Ancient, I guess. Why do we have
a generation of 5,000 ELO players that are banning Dust2 because on YouTube they saw
like if they're the map is not good or something like that
Fuck it fuck it. I don't care. I'll play anything. I'm not banning dust to mother fucker. Oh
For you guys for you guys, I'll do that
That's two is literally my comfort map, but whatever
Oh my god.
When he talked, I didn't really hear what he said, but it sounded like he hated me.
He does for sure a hundred percent. I heard,
I heard, wait, are you guys just trying to, you're trying to play into my game stocking
uh phobia or ships in the night, baby. Friendly. Oh, shit.
I'm gonna be honest y'all been in T spawn for like 30 seconds. I think they're cool as fuck
Can we switch teams? They're not talking. They seem chill man
They seem like they hated terrorists. They were all shooting each other.
Yeah, that's me.
You got me.
You got some heat trophy?
This is gonna sound crazy, but one of them has a shotgun
That was not normal man, he had a shotgun in round one
Oh, they fucking know me and they hate me.
This is a new level fucked up, man.
Oh, fuck!
They went the last time, so I was like, you sound like Northern Lion.
They said, I've been watching your videos for 10 years.
Now they're like, you sound like Northern Lion.
And it went completely fucking silent, man.
Oh, shit.
Because of the crews.
Yeah.
No, that's fair.
I literally shot them to the tune of Saturday Night by the Bay City Rollers.
That's what they say Saturday Night!
S-A-T-U-R!
They don't know the Saturday Night Spray!
The three of us is insane.
You're playing like kuchir up, bro
You're playing like Steve Nash prime Steve Nash
The six to God
Do you hate me you wish I was dead
But the scary thing is that if you hate me, I'm just going to try harder.
It's going to get so much worse.
Shit, yeah.
Oh fuck.
Whip Smarter, Exile and Guyville.
Could be the next move.
You guys fuck with WhipSmart or Exile and Guyville.
What's your favorite viral video?
Any hobbies?
What do you think y'all think I'm such a shay I'm gonna honest all this fucking bookie games
Who's gonna clump around to get three kills
that
thank you thank you
we lose one more
We lose one more round I'm pulling out the subway stem
Let me in, let me in, let me fucking in.
I just think I'm fired.
I bet you're on my bed.
Man, foot longs really used to be five dollars.
Take me back.
Subway is not real food.
That's true.
Nevertheless.
Gotta go to Jimmy John's.
Fuck yeah, someone knows Sub.
Fine, I guess I don't know Sub.
I don't know sub
Damn they put a hit out on Jersey Mike's man
Everybody loves to talk sandwiches man universal truth
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Trophy?
W, W kills.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ah, you're valid.
Yes!
Yes, man!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Yes, yes, man.
That's an evil.
Wait, can you drop me pink?
Pink.
Red?
Whatever color you identify as?
Okay.
Damn.
Are you bad purple?
I mean yellow.
You can't be talking like that, man.
That's not for me to say.
Just uncomfortable.
No, I'm married with a five-year-old kid, actually.
I just want everyone to have fun.
Now that will be a nightmare.
Okay, vibes are off again and he's fucking evil.
Now we ice him.
McChicken used to be a dollar.
Let's move out.
I shall know about that one.
He's both off.
Brought him back. Brought him back.
Watch this.
Decoy ramp.
Decoy ramp. Have the other team be like, uh, they're under?
Wendy's used to be good. I'll say it, man. Bacon haters got too much fucking bacon on it.
Eight slices of bacon on one sandwich is too much.
Two or three slices, pretty good.
He's on the roof, but not on silo.
son of baconator I gotta think about that a lot of burger chains getting into the family
burger game you also got a and w with the grandpa mama papa teen burger uncle they
have an uncle burger now it's got a joint on it they have an aunt burger it comes with
the turquoise necklace
let's go
great job
holy shit you no longer know zoe
let's go
can we rush in?
how are we doing?
what else do you like?
where you guys at?
Baconator, ain't that the guy that can guess what you're thinking about? I like that.
I'll take a son of Akinator and a large big Mac.
God, why it's so embarrassing that I think that's funny, man.
Oh, the son of Akinator and a large big Mac. Why is that so fucking funny, man?
last one should be lit as fuck that's how I'm trying to be
he's downstairs
my bad my bad
he's lit guys nice try nice try
girl I think you're colorblind that's shit angry they're name I have names off
and their name is green I got about the purple on this one
yellow I think you're actually colorblind I'm not colorblind you think that
you're what did you say purple I gotta say the name says purple I hate to back
them up on this but I'm a servant to the truth wait how do you see it how do
you see that I have all your names off in case they're the horrible
Oh, come on. Are you streaming?
Nah, I'm just playing a couple of games with my kids in school.
Gotcha, we're Asia.
You see how I fucking reposted that one as quick as I could?
That was close.
Hopefully they don't look at the Counter-Strike 2 directory.
Damn, a FAMAS is kind of pecan.
Last one is in the trophy area.
Trophy.
Damn.
Above you.
Yeah, he's like up there.
Oh my god!
Oh no, he's checking the directory.
He lights with a CLL.
What? I didn't know what that ladder thing is called, so I just said he was like a round trophy.
Oh, you're D-Live.
What's that called?
KD-Live.
You can see it in her eyes.
What is what?
I don't know, like the...
Blue, what was that area that I told you to look up?
I actually don't know. What's up the ladder?
in the lobby.
With the little platform?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Catwalk?
Catwalk.
It's catwalk.
Okay.
You know?
Damn, they got a lot of catwalks in this game, huh?
It's not catwalk.
That's closed information. I'm not supposed to know that.
Two outside.
Three!
Oh shit.
I'm awesome.
Dude, I don't know, he leaked all over the fucking pavement there.
I don't know what you want me to say.
One's mini, one's hot.
And one's heaven.
You're heaven, never mind.
Nice try, nice try.
There's no need for that.
Box breathing.
do that over and over it helps reset your nervous system and after that lock in for six seven
couple round
all right just saw one
Two ramps.
My bad, I was making my D.V.O. crash.
I can't believe you.
I need you along for fuck's sake.
Rose body turned into smoke like emotep.
Are you just gonna let them slide me out like that?
I got you.
Never mind.
Where?
Jofie with bomb.
Oh.
Oh damn.
I locked myself in.
I'm gonna go get the bomb.
Oh, damn, I like that.
Oh, oh, oh.
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh shit you look like you're about to say Lord forgive me for what
what I'm about to do.
I'm back to life.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Maybe Voice On is awesome, man.
Favorite destroyer album?
Are you talking to me or them?
I probably overall I probably go kaput, but I gotta give some props to rubies as well of course
It is until it isn't I think about men an evil person I would just I mean in this game
You just put some tape over their mouth and keep on keeping on
also as long as we keep winning maybe people won't be evil success is the
ultimate fucking panacea okay bro got scared oh no he had a nova his gun was
literally worse so he just bent the knee
Well, there was fucking one of you.
Cut!
Bomb down hood.
How about y'all?
Got me talking like Tom Brady.
Nothing? Not even like a little laugh or an attempt?
Not the cough. You don't like the cough?
Watch this shit.
I'm just too much to watch this shit, we go back this way.
You take those?
Always the last place you shoot.
The fuck is this, bro?
I feel like I'm playing Toy Story Midway Mania, Disney California Adventure.
damn I didn't need armor refund I need I need helm I need I'm not buying fuck
that bro life's too short for that bullshit I'm a motherfucking handful
right now. Goucho or Asia? Bro, this guy was raised on like podcasts, YouTube shorts,
there's no shot he's gonna know Goucho or Asia or maybe he fucking will. It's the other
alternative. Kill yourself. Okay, what the fuck? What the fuck? Behind? One flanking.
Sorry, I'm on 8,000 ping did we win? Yep
What are we doing y'all
What are we doing here?
Need a new yellow.
Anyway, let's go outside.
We gotta pick.
Let's go.
Oh, motherfucker.
Oh, watch the flank.
Watch the flank.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Oh, shit.
Shit on.
Oh, shit.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Oh, shit.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Shit on.
Shit on.
I'm going secret to low.
Ben.
Yeah, that.
Wait, Ace?
There's bomb.
You could hear him. I have volume on zero.
Damn his movements fucking insane bro look there yeah single
Yoooo!
That was huge, man.
Okay, I'll op outside.
Nah, man, how we doing? Top-fragging? Almost.
Yes, sir.
Never a doubt in my mind.
What color are you guys' microwaves?
Silver.
Black.
The color's pure white, boy.
Black, but it has silver, like, excellent colors.
The G-pop one.
Do I E-pop one?
Yeah.
No, I don't eat carbs.
At all?
Got a gym, girlie.
one squeaky. Last one. Well, you went that, so just take it from me. Oh, you went that?
I'm going to jump out of it.
It's probably going to rotate through trophies.
I pledge it.
We're a secret.
Our mission has been completed.
to the wall. Totally my bad, guys. Totally my bad. You guys think of these shattered,
the glass on the front of the microwave and then turned it on and like you're you'd be fucked
Well, I just mean like you'd get like irradiated or whatever
Yeah, but like yourselves we get hit with like a dose of gamma radiation
What mines under my computer chair
Keep them nice and toasty. I really thought I was gonna get to there to be honest
Last one lobby.
No, man, nah, it's all good.
Slime them out.
We got shield CS people.
was there were some problems he didn't hear it oh wait did they say something
horrible who was it was a purple purple is like purple is lonely I think
Okay, push, don't stop.
Purple's got some problems.
Push, push, push, push, push.
This?
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
My bomb? Where's the bomb? My bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Nice.
One single control
Okay, there's no need for that.
I think we just gotta get ahead of the game here.
Maybe you've lost your privileges.
That's okay, because that was a safe round.
And now we have guns again.
You're behind the game?
VH1's behind the music.
You don't hear anyone talking about them.
It was green?
Wait, everyone's got to pay the price.
Alright, alright, so...
Yeah, we believe in you. You can do it.
100%.
Let's do this, Chumps.
Purple's on notice.
It's not for me to mute purple even though I did.
Yes!
Because they didn't seem to take offense to being asked if they were a baddie who eats
Jimmie Chumps.
If they took a fence it would have been on site.
Oh, what a shot.
He set a map anyway.
I thought you didn't know what Jimmy John's is.
I know it's a sandwich and like maybe a NASCAR driver as well.
Oh shit, what a fucking shot.
Crazy shot.
Heaven.
Yeah, do it to him, King.
He doesn't know he's muted.
He doesn't know.
Un-mute worthy?
Provided this was the one that said the Jimmy John stuff and not the other thing that I
didn't hear.
You get one more chance.
Knife kill gets you one chance depending on what you did to get put in the shadow realm
to begin with.
Literally tried to body block him just to make him scream in his mic.
He's lonely.
You said it yourself.
could be his fault just to be clear one trophy with xm not your fault the guns
OP. He's kind of swaggering up with the scout man.
Damn! Damn damn! Do you believe he wasn't on New Zealand ping? He wouldn't have said
that shit about Jimmy John's though. Wait we're literally gonna win and I'm
mid-fragging and I literally saved our vibes. I do feel like I'm at like a 80%
chance that as soon as this game is over he's gonna say something horrible in
the chat because he knows you're straining up. 6k. I'm with you, I just want to learn
that's a great idea
to outside
Purple's dead, we win these.
Rose dad is a window installer.
Woo!
Tiny ass crosshair man, maybe that's what I need.
Three bullets.
First bomb?
You have an A.
Is it inside?
No, it's on top of silo.
OK.
What are the other parts of the crosshair for?
Other parts.
Like, obviously, the dot is where the bullet's supposed to go.
It must have fell.
Yep.
25 seconds, you gotta do something.
You're shooting at it.
I'm back swing swing push push push play it
Nice try nice try
You know there's like four lines and a dot like that I'm just gonna say the dots do a most of the work for me anyway
Oh, maybe it's just to like, line you up with boxes.
Basically, if you just find a box and you put your crosshair there, that's 10.
Wait, wait.
Could be right.
of
the
death
of
the death of
the death
of
the
death
Yeah!
I'm locking in. I'm locking in to preserve the KBR.
That's green.
Or green? Sorry.
Yeah, I'm starting to think that she might have a certain color sensitivity, maybe.
the uh... starcraft marine outside
i think one of my beads is for the box
what?
still hot
Ouch!
Another one's squeaky.
Vent, vent, last one's vent.
You got him. We win.
You're on the flat bank!
Go on!
Oh my god, I missed that.
Damn, they're moving.
Making me, making me dizzy just watching you.
Holy cow.
Great game, great game. GG GG.
Get me out of here as soon as possible. Get me out of here. Exit the main menu as soon as possible. Holy cow. Get me out of here.
Oh my god.
Oh, vibes were not, the vibes were not great there, but they could have been worse.
Yeah, was he cheating? I don't know.
No, it was a hell of a shot, risky lobby for sure, a bit of a risky lobby there.
He saw him in the smoke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but still.
I mean, at my ELO, he did have cracked out Uncle Energy.
Did somebody tell me that cracked out Uncle
got veneers, by the way?
By the way, I am absolutely going to steal.
We have, can you believe, $5?
Footlongs used to be $5.
And then the second vibrate set.
And oftentimes, you need more than one.
What color is your microwave?
That's huge.
What color is your microwave?
It's a great question.
She did cook with that one.
Also can I say something?
I think I might steal a lot of her flow.
I think I might steal colorblind meta.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I think I might, I might, when, when vibes are off, I might start saying she like yellow,
can you buy to someone whose name is clearly like red or something like that.
I think that could be huge.
She hit some crazy shots, too.
She's on the low carb Jimmy John's diet, too.
She's getting the low carb gluten-free foot
long from Jimmy John's.
She was a vibe preserver.
There's absolutely no doubt about that.
With the pickle bread, a foot-long cold cut combo on pickle.
Wait, it's actually, it's the chibli joke.
I'll take a foot-long turkey sandwich on Dill.
What's wrong with the baddie eating Jimmy John's?
Okay, not to be that one friend who's too woke, but the first conversation you have
with a woman you're meeting for the first time shouldn't be asking her if she's attractive.
Unless you're handsome, in which case I can't weigh in on that.
The vibes are still a little sus, but like the average guy, you shouldn't be doing that.
If you're handsome, you got to gauge that yourself, use your judgment.
It's kind of like, it's a weird question is what I'm trying to say.
I'm just trying to play some counter-strike.
You know what I mean?
People had uncomfortable vibes.
They had good movement though,
so it kind of cancels itself out.
does it? Well, it's one in the good column, one in the bad column. So like, sometimes
in golf you play for strokes and sometimes in golf you play for holes. So it really depends
on how we're doing this in aggregate or, you know, what the fuck? Everybody's on ranked,
That's not how it works. There's stroke play and there's match play, bro. You think I don't
watch a little TGL? No pressure, but Dust2 is literally my best map. Also, how's it going,
Well, just fucking cater to you then, Jesus.
Sorry, sorry.
Scared me for a second there.
I was so, so ready to say what color is your microwave, but I think we got to wait on that.
I think it's closest to CT spawn by the end of warmup is defacto IGL, let's go.
I've died mid doors.
I've died mid doors, anyone beat that?
I gotta pull it back a little bit, I'm coming in a little too hot, they hate me.
What are we doing boss?
Flash out the A. Let's do it.
Copy.
You sound like Patrick Warburton.
Complimentary.
obviously we win those
one behind boxes on site
Why would you smoke so bad? I literally got scared of the dude. That was our car. I got scared of him
That's one cat
Yeah
Nice try man nice try
It's my bad, I set the timer too long.
Oh shit, he's matching me.
win for win. We get to 200 this round. 100% man. The P90 beast. Oh shit. Oh shit. Double
door. Like a blue blade.
He's super lit on Cat.
I couldn't believe he didn't die.
Oh! Resolution difference.
That was a coordinated push.
Nobody gives a fuck, I guess.
What color is your microwave?
Am I muted?
No.
It's black.
That's a win.
Yeah.
What's happening man?
Okay, Shane Dawson.
You hear that?
Yo, unofficial ML VODs, thank you.
Thank you for the gifted subscriptions.
Smokes looking a little different over there.
Equa shot.
there's a few of them there, careful
If we won the first round, we would be fucking piling around right now, too.
That's the worst part of this.
Okay, yeah, a nice try after you die as the last one left is another piece of tech.
General's gathered in their masses.
So if we slow down, they're just going to push ya.
100%.
Just like witches with fat asses.
Squill it around, found it.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
this is where the it's the ADHD rush
Yeah, take his gun
Then we got a fellow cat
Hopper's choice
Big place
Are you Canadian me yeah
There you go.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Seattle.
Close enough.
I'm in Vancouver.
Same shit.
No, it's not.
Shaking hands across the peace arch.
It is closer.
Got one?
They're just a couple hours away.
It's like a four-hour drive? Yeah, I have grandma's driving. If I'm driving, three hours
45 minutes. And the water may change to-
It's like a little pace because it looks like they're getting impatient, like they're
being patient type.
I agree.
So I think of your world cup guys.
What do you feel about that shit?
Nah, I think FIFA the organization is pretty chill.
I just don't like soccer as much as soccer
He's on site. You got him. Huge plays.
Vibes are coming back.
He's got Canadian vibes. I fuck with him to be honest with you.
he's he might be a little you know little gouch of code he's okay as they're up
uh mid already my bad y'all
we drop them
one pit two
the
that's on pike place market
ever been
real busy
replace the go if you need a bracelet or like some fish
I guess I can keep talking to you.
But I'm trying to figure out when to ask him if he's had the cultured, uh, yogurt place.
What's it called?
Hellenica?
I think he literally won.
Huge place, holy shit.
Fuck Marykill.
Bothell, Renton, Redmond.
What?
We're killing Bothel for sure I think you got a merry red mints
Teriyaki goes nuts
He's literally canadian to me look there
Oh, the flash worked.
Beaks wide open.
It's me.
Sometimes you just gotta stick them, bro.
We play it. I don't give a fuck
Holy shit
How the fuck did that work, man
Ooh
It is crazy that like every game I played with Apollo we're like all these guys are stream snipers these guys are stream snipers
And every game I play
like myself I'm like hey what's what's your favorite suburb of your neighborhood
people are like uh this guy's weird anyone else think that the blues kind of
weird I think it's awesome man
hang on oh gee I'll flash you out
I fucking saw him.
Not bad, y'all.
This car.
You ever been to Angel of the Winds Casino?
Where?
Angel of the Winds Casino.
Sure haven't.
Just north of you.
for the record
anyone else on the I-5?
I'm going to kill him.
That's tough.
Two, two, three, man, three men.
It's crazy.
Whoa!
Careful, window, window, window.
There's a lot on the 5. It's got like all the California too, right?
that's what he's doing man i love what he's doing
that was insane that was f***ing insane man
you have football then?
me neither
Me neither you play fantasy
They're long A, mid, they're pushing up behind.
Fuck, I thought that was so funny.
Oh, shit.
Why are your vibes rancid?
They're just giving me yeses and noes, man.
They're not elaborating on their answers at all.
They don't have to, but I'm like,
I'm trying to get blood from the stone man.
Oh.
Just hold and see if they push again so we get picks.
Yeah, I think that's the play.
I'm back, baby. I'm back.
We're getting the 200 on this.
I
Shot
I
Was a sick grenade
If it did sound like he was in Santa's workshop when you unmute it
Fucking to be
I have no comment on that.
I don't comment on that.
Parker riding the posey.
Keep going back and forth.
Let's do it OG.
ace wide open
no no no
hehehehe
oh
oh
i'm gonna die
oh no
hehehehe
oh
hehehe
oh this is
yes man
it's
it's that boy from Canada
oh shit I like how you guys are like they're probably focusing you know dudes
playing this in the on the fucking Mary go around oh shit it's rose in an ice
I'm playing Scream Truck right now.
Flash, A-Long for me please.
100% I got you.
I have to shit Corey to be saying.
Oh
Mods
Oh
Who did he's live
You got this
Hey, what are you listening to?
Nice try, nice try.
My bad, y'all.
I love this game, man.
I'm starting to think comms could add an extra F.
I love this game man. I'm starting to think comms could add an extra element to this kind of plan like two games at once
Sperm bank stand up I don't know. I think the rematch heads might have been like one-on-one on that. What a fucking shot dude
No, no, no, no.
No.
Don't you want to?
Someone spawn.
One spawn.
One spawn.
Big place, big place.
that out they love me just gotta read the room
got one got two killed them all single-handedly
double doors you play doors Michael do play you run these streets man
I mean the team's not so good, so I understand. I'm a Vancouver fan. I'm not trying to be
rude. Big dumper. I mean, he's got problems. He's got some problems.
they're heavy on the soy are they
I don't know.
It's fucking about 1B.
Seahawks just won the Super Bowl? Yeah, you don't watch football or play fantasy.
Unlike some of us, so...
should just turn toxic to become popular way
fuck this armorless off bro
so he comment boycott of the Superbowl yeah if he told me he watched the game
but turned it on at the halftime show I would have freaked out. I would have freaked out for sure.
My stomach just went...
It did like a like a Tim the Tool man Taylor noise.
when fuckin
proven
uh...
television
and
and big spender fifty two hundred
can you believe a full-on use to be five bucks
I swear man
gas under four dollars a gallon
Holy cow. Yeah under two bucks a liter. I hear you
Say the UK is weird, I mean
Can't really disagree but
Ouch
That's my karma.
You're an offensive post.
It means you've suffered a traumatic brain injury.
A little bit.
That joke kills every time.
Why is it not killing now?
It's not going to kill in the house anymore.
I'll let him hang.
You're so in with green green.
the guy who said the Seattle Mariners are too soy to win?
He thinks you're like him?
I get that a lot because of the haircut to be honest.
I'm sure he's not Canadian man, they can't push us all in here.
but Dan does sound a little Canadian.
He's Plymouth coated.
If my crosshair is like clean like this,
does that mean the shot goes where it's supposed to go?
Yes, crazy.
Dan is a Canadian.
Not yet, anyway.
What did he mean by that?
I don't know, I just thought it'd be funny.
Opinion on being called Bud Buddy by someone you just met?
Buddy is crazy.
Bud is kind of a, you have to gauge the vibes on a case-by-case basis.
You guys still got a lot of mob pizza there?
Here we come up pizza. W.
B.
Be mid one maybe. Two. Six maybe seven.
I'll be
Craziest Incendiary I've ever thrown. Holy fuck
Motherfucker
We take those, nice try, nice try
to
uh...
someone drop me uh...
uh...
uh...
crazy shot all my god is cheating
now you got this
i would use not shooting but he knew exactly where to fucking stand bro
you knew exactly where to stay like
he he had the parade watch the youtube short of where to stand only have a
little bit of your head showing up on suicide for sure
I
This map's been out for 30 years
Got a most of them
then
Most of y'all haven't been most of y'all been out for
21 to 29 years if I had the guess
I was looking at chat to see how they were reacting to my psych one kill me cat oh oh
Oh, cat.
Deploying flashback.
Nice try. Nice try, Orange.
No, there's more 20-year-olds than ever before.
I'm honestly like...
I meet a lot of new people every day in my line of work.
I think all this like birth rate demographic crunch stuff is a lie because like almost
everybody I meet is like between the ages of 21 and 37.
So like I don't know why the government's like lying to us all the time but like there's
a lot of young people out there.
Nice track.
Nice track.
Yeah, I don't think I know a single person born in 2003.
That's real as far.
Are you forcing or?
They aren't real.
I meet a lot of people who were born in 1988 though.
I'm not talking about green.
Meet a lot of people born in 1988.
Like when I was in school, almost everybody was born in 1988, it felt like.
There was a time where if you were born in 1990, you were baby.
One spawn with Bob.
One lower tunnels with Bob.
How many men were born in 1965?
No men.
We're born.
Only babies.
I
Just wanna be right now. You got this
Huge play
I did not lie.
You see the person type dissued that sheet?
That's a funny message.
I'll take anyone want I'll take.
You hate me?
You guys like audio books?
Bombs on a car right now through long doors.
huge shot holy shit
the
case
They're on A.
Is that a thing?
Nice try, nice try.
Why would you be over there?
Fucking bitch.
Do you see Project Hail Mary?
I have not.
You guys doing, you guys got any hobbies?
I'm pushing long A.
Staying here.
It's just shitty Solaris? Bro they made shitty Solaris in 2002 with George Clooney, Claire
for Lainey and Jeremy Davies. It's called Solaris.
Oh my God.
Two are lit.
We take those.
We take those.
Where to y'all?
I'll do it if you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
I don't need a friend like you in your life.
Never forget that.
Nice day today.
Yeah, I know. You live in Seattle.
It's like that every day almost.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who would have guessed?
That's some heat long one more long holy shit. He's God
through through the kitchen sink at a man
that's all I'm just I'm not thinking of this is like you gotta know to be perfect socially you know game one
just build up a reservoir like a toolkit if she we can say
It's like Util it's it's social Util
He saw some movement B doors
Bro just made two ghosts outside
You guys got
Gas or electric stoves
That's huge I
Had a feeling I had a feeling you would have a gas stove to be honest
You sounded you sounded a little bit like someone when you did that bet you drive a Tesla to who is that
little Jack Nicholson a little Christian say a little Copenhagen bandit
It was a little Copenhagen bandit
My co-worker Scott
He's not trying to pull out the gun.
Let's get around to him.
3A, one mid, one B.
Roger that.
Yes sir.
Deadass just gonna keep doing what I do every time.
Brush long even though they never come long.
Move and shot.
Hey, we never go long. Let's go long this time.
Couple minutes. Going cat.
They're demoralized. One cat.
Take a puff on this orange.
Nah, it's over. Pop the champagne.
What the fuck was that?
Good game guys good game
Never mind what I just said
So this should just never ends, huh?
Let's take him in the dick a long yes, sir
I didn't even close enough to flash me out. Purple? Maybe?
I got you, player.
Oh, he's lit, he's lit!
Holy fuck. I saw a god.
That's not shit.
Get up there to free.
He's better than me, he's better than me.
It did feel like he threw the grenade that made me feel like I got born again.
Which something Green might know something about.
Or maybe more of a libertarian sort of.
I don't know, but he did make like an anti-test of comments.
So I don't know, maybe you can't know absolutely everything about someone's personality from
what they randomly say in Counter-Strike Voice Chat.
What the fuck?
We win these, man.
Die to the Molly!
He's trying to solve the fucking plan.
They play as guys.
Good game, good game.
Good game.
Does anyone here watch baseball?
Are the Mariners too soy to win?
Is that the problem?
Yes?
Yes.
Unfortunately, yes, we are too soy.
I'm being converted.
Wake up, you beautiful bird-ass!
You're the same Elo as Corey now.
He shouldn't have left to play video games with my wife.
I'm gonna send you over to my wife's chat though.
I'm gonna go pee and eat some lunch.
Good night y'all.
I'll be back tomorrow.
We will not play Counter Strike for five hours tomorrow.
We will play for six.
Now we're gonna play gamble with your friends.
Later.