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Hello shits, why you off beat so early in the morning?
Hello, lock in, boys and girls.
El Primero Coffee del Día.
It is the fast coffee of the day.
It is too early.
How do you wake up this early?
Hoo!
Hey, hey, hey.
The early bird catches the worm.
Brrr!
And we are the early bird.
We are the early bird.
Not the bird that's standing right next to the fucking,
next to the boss on the bridge if you know you know type one if you know what
I mean oh hell no that most sugar that most sugar boys and girls it is Elden
Ring day two it is the day where we beat the game um I think this is where it all
ends today um the final boss will go down it is hi me let me go live on the
YouTube and then we fucking get the stream going I'm a little bit late
Shysa Shysa Shysa Shysa I told Kajel I will be a little bit late bro um
More than a little bit late fuck me man. How am I always late bro to everything?
I'd rate start this go YouTube live
What are you doing here? What do you mean? What am I doing here? What do you mean? What am I doing here? Um?
Bro we're here over here chat
Good morning, bro. You beat one boss today only no no no no no no no no no no bro chat. How are you doing, bro?
just real co- why does it say I have one viewer again what the fuck is this
glitch did it stop counting people did it stop huh hey I'm appreciate I'm
thankful for you bro I'm thankful for you being here bro but yeah thank you
bro please can you twitch prime oh my god oh my god yes sir oh it is time oh my
god now I can become full-time streamer I boys um let's go why am I opening CS
bro my ass does not have money on steam right now why am I opening CS bro
All right, let me close my shit. Boom
Are you
Ready yay or nay
I'm not ready yet. I haven't even sip my coffee on
Everything. This is my first coffee of the day. Usually I already have a second one on stream. I'm still a little bit sleepy EP right now
But you know what I mean
yay clanker why you calling me a clanker bro ah here we go here we go here
we go why are you always talking
alright okay bro well let me see um I have to change my sound settings today
yesterday everything was a little bit silent silencio I'm not gonna lie oh
wait let me let me message mr. big C bro oh yo yo yo ready to this any clip that
I have to check bro. I always feel weird hoping directly and let me see before catering sees my message
I quickly check what I have to go live on the YouTube as well. I should say
Zack live on the YouTube. I have to go from unlisted to public
Boom boom boom. Okay public quick little reddit check before catering sees the message
I hope he doesn't see it instantly my nine one thousand nine hundred thirty dollar loadout
That looks fucking decent for red. He's looks like he fucking looked up at a blog article
What is the best loadout and it's all in a red loadout completed CS this week. No, you did not
It's a decent knife. Love combo. What do you mean completed or blinding strike?
God could be better. It could be an up going near see extra time is insane
Loadout completed super satisfied. Yeah should be congrats my perfect in loadout
What is this thing guys, please? I don't know. It's the eyes one my final loadout nice congrats
I don't know. I don't know either load out. Are they ever taught in this side? This is actually good. All right
what is this what time what time is that what time
what 245 twin chat 245 I could be up at 245 with
Jinxie and Hi-Vice message me they want to do a co-stream of the goat dunk
And it's happening this Friday, bro
Chad that will be interesting bro Jinxie co-streaming SCS match
The pumps should be secured. He says he still has to send this one, you know, but then it should be fine
Chad
That could be cinema, bro. That could be cinema. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, bro
check I do have a question though I do have a question um this is all in an
arena right this is all in an arena right because I don't okay nice nice
nice okay because I don't want to have him start with a game that isn't in an
arena you know what I mean that would be kind of I don't know could be kind of
like Lester I www it's in Stockholm is it a decent arena I mean a crowd is is
is is already like nice it's small and not sold up
no no should be fine should be fine
hmm 1445 his time
chat I don't watch all of these games by the way right
I'm not gonna watch all of these games because look at who's
made it to the playoffs of HLTV by the way let me know what Kajul is calling
um look
What the fuck am I looking at?
Mongols vs. Navi, banger but...
Uh...
Uh...
10?
And then, bro, foot made it into the fucking playoffs.
What the fuck? K-dru calling me?
I don't see.
Hm...
Chat, how is foot in this, bro?
How is foot in this, bro?
mouse versus foot in a quarter-final legacy versus aurora what guys I'm not
gonna fucking be there for legacy aurora and most of his foot or be honest
bro be honest please mmm foot is good let me see again I watched the game of
them before demon lungs crack be symmetry and this guys this guys
Mmm, what tell you is my telling is keeping this event. Yes, bro. I also didn't know I messaged rubs
And yeah, yeah, so maybe ooh
Maybe rubs has time for coaching chat. I want to get coached by rubs, bro
I want to get coached by rubs. He said he's down, bro
Right tried to get him spontaneous into the car. What was it like two days ago when Jinx?
He didn't know what to do once. Yes, I messaged rubs. I was a little yo, can you join and he was like man
That's cool, but right now no time brother would have been cinema, bro
Imagine spontaneous rubs the goat joining bro quick little coachy coach. Oh my god, but he had no time
Jail to liquid is crazy chill bro. Don't say that don't say that don't say that what are the potential semi-finals?
Astralis spirit as a spirit wins spirit verse Aurora kind of good kind of good
Navi versus mouse kind of good Navi versus spirit grand final we take that
I
Don't mind that at all I don't mind that at all filled arena thousands and thousands upon thousands and tens of thousands of people
It's time start ordering. He's ready
Let me just call him. I'm initiating. I'm making the fast move. I'm a little bit shy guys
Well, we are we're exactly opposite, bro, you always leave early and I always fucking join hella fucking late
No, I think you're you're in a late sleep schedule, right?
Yeah, I mean I woke up at 11. I'm not gonna lie. And then I put you 11. Oh my god
Yes, okay. I'm still jet lag from America, you know, I
Mean you won right?
I can't I can tell you off stream better than but I can't tell you on stream bro. Oh, you should have joined
I
We would have I mean I think it invited but also there was too much league on at the time
I would say no anyway really okay check check check bro I that I don't understand like because how well you know the
Vita price where you're in this leak bubble deluxe that makes no sense
You know what I mean? Yeah, but leak leaks its own thing bro leaks its own thing not many like people are like in the league
Thing leaks its own thing you know yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess I guess I guess I
Think that's my league leave cases, bro. I mean they have right like bra. I remember spending 200 bucks
to get fucking devil Teemo, they have cases bro, but they need trading bro, they need trading
Bro, I got this emotive view, owner shits will open up my fucking browser on LinkedIn
and you said I need the devil Teemo at the same time bro, and that shit hit differently
Bro, that hit different
Oh my god, devil fucking Teemo
Alright, big scene, do we hop in bro, is it time?
Yeah, it's time, I'm actually gassed as fuck man, I was thinking about it all night last night
bro i want to get rid of this one i was thinking like um yeah what is that area called the red
area it begins the sea uh it's called kate not kajal it's called um okay don't look at the chat
we figured this out ourselves kate or something no it's not kagen fries it's uh it's uh it's uh
celeste naysale sea selsius yeah something like that wait
Caesar, I don't know, I'm looking at chat, I'm looking at chat, sell it!
Kale it, sell it, yes, sell it, Kale it.
That place fucks by the way, we need to go there.
Yes bro, I don't like one thing about our run right now and I don't know if we should
change it or not, if it's CBA, wow, I fucked up, I opened my game from Steam, oh no.
You're trolling, you're trolling, no, no, no, you have to open it from the batch file.
wait have you fucked it like like fucked it fucked it now or not
I don't know wait don't tell me we have to start again
oh no Sally how do we fix this
do I open it up
I'm banned now oh no KJ
I just went I just went into the zone like I saw
Edding I opened it. Oh, no, what have you done?
Well, wait, just open it from the mod folder. Okay. We're at where it wait. Okay. Wait, wait time on time up
Bro because we were yapping about a salad bro like shizer. Okay, wait properties. Oh, no
If I just fucks this I'm gonna cry like actually like I'm having so much fun playing this with you
No, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. Let it cook. Let it cook
Sally do I just boot it up like normal now or do I have to change something you fucking are you booting up a case or what?
I'm hiding screen.
Ah, screen-hiding.
Fucking serious, I mean.
Wait, which one?
Mod Engine Launcher or Launch Mod Elnering Bad?
It's the bad, right?
The bad.
Yeah, the batch, the batch, look for the batch.
Okay, I'm opening.
Oh, no.
Please.
Kendall I'm actually worried right now wait after this boss. We just killed we need to go to salad right?
Yo, bro, there may not be a continuation bro because I may have just fucked off night works on grump. It works on grump
It works. No, we need to go north to the mage tower. I just simulated in my head. Don't worry about it
Where your game's not opening or what?
Wait, okay, I press it which one continue
what what what what I miss click login I want to go lower don't take new game
please don't roll I'm exiting I'm exiting I'm exiting I'm exiting
Sally do I exit you I'm too tired right now bro I'm pressing escape you're
where's the coffee bro where's the coffee at here and I didn't have it yet
that's the problem look I only drank 20% out the far okay
Bro
Do you have a coffee right now? Oh my god, I almost just open it through steam again. I'm not even joking. Okay, boom
You need Brian easy to lock in. Yeah, I need to lock in
This is you baby. This is you all good. Oh my god. This is you your coffee is looking weak as hell
But I'm not joking bro. My agency reached out and was like you always drink on your stream chocolate milk, right?
We're trying to get your chocolate milk sponsor you. I'm like, what the fuck I haven't had there's no way
I'm not joking, I'm not joking.
But I was hoping to...
Alright, let me see.
Why is it not working now?
Oh no.
Are we doing it?
Okay.
Bro, please bro.
So I press continue or what?
You press continue.
Okay.
Wait, let me turn my virtual camera on and then...
3, 2, 1...
Bang.
Please. Please. After the boss.
Oh my god, it saved! Kajal Kajal! Oh my god!
You're good, you're good!
I was so scared for a second, I'm not joking. We are good!
God bless, God bless, God bless, God bless.
Let's set it up and then let's do something real quick then let's do something real quick then didn't beat the ting up
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wait, wait, where's my camera? I have to get my roller. I have to get my roller
No boss will be defeated without my fucking roller
Where's the item? Where's the where's the wait a second? You don't have the item you're trolling
Camra then I'm gonna screen share my cam
start virtual camp. Where's the item? And then boom. I found it. Oh my god. Wait, wait,
wait, don't use the pot. Use the, you know, you wouldn't remember which one, right? Okay,
camera is on, I think. And then I go here, I go here. Boom chat type one if you're ready,
Bro, Tyrone, you're ready.
All right, suck.
Mr. Big C is here.
Fuck, I made my camp smaller.
I have to make your smaller too now.
Boom, got you.
Got you.
Sick, Deluxe.
Sick.
4, 6, 7, 3, 1, 6.
Let me see if this is a- What?
You didn't just say that a lot, or?
What, what?
That's not the password, right?
The password to what?
OK, good.
She's losing.
OK, boom, boom, and then I have to use the line tool
to see if we're aligned, OK, at all.
And then I'm ready to go.
Help me when you've opened up your pot, you know what I mean?
Yeah, in a second.
Your seed, so I can put it.
Chad, is this good?
I think this is good.
I think this is good.
I think this is good, all right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you know that's not from
popsoc.
Okay, okay.
Yep.
Yep.
All right, I'm gonna open that shit up, all right?
My grandma.
I'm gonna open it like a case.
We're going north now.
Yeah, we're going north.
We're going north.
Oh, you're already strategizing.
I love that.
All right.
Yeah, I've been thinking about this for a while.
I've been thinking about it.
All right.
Suck.
Suck.
have to accept the twitch thingy boom
bumba what happened what just happened
what just happened what happened what is
he talking about
uh casual mods I'm inviting him to the
thing to the what is it called twitch
like thingy all right I think I invited
Boom.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Sorry, Kager. I need to switch one thing then I'm ready.
Yeah, I'm just accepting.
All right.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Mute.
Are you ready?
Have you opened up your pod yet?
I have not opened up my pod yet.
can you talk, I want to make you louder than yesterday
So, um, yes, I'm gonna fucking open my shit up, alright?
Open the shit up for me baby
Please work. So, Chet, if you weren't there yesterday, wait
It's the tiny great pod, right?
The tiny great pod, open that up for me
me up to my effigy of millenium ah that's open baby just you find the jumping
damage talisman it's hard locked reserve by the way hard reserve okay okay it's
yours if we find it it's yours it's hard did you open your pot yeah wait I'm
casting a spell wait check connecting please work I want to see my boy Sally
Pop up right now in my lobby bro right in front of my thing loading
I'll dress up for you after dress up for you loading screen wait
Boom
Listen listen listen jet if you weren't there yesterday where it ended we beat
need we beat two crazy bosses this is a randomizer everything is random which
means the items are random the bosses are random the second phases of bosses
can be random we're just millennial pops up we could get absolutely fucked when
people do these runs they reset reset reset we are not those guys one seat and
one seat only this seat isn't for us then then gg gg did you level up your
teams yet?
9.
Not yet.
I have massive amount of runes.
I'm thinking of going FireKnight's Greatsword.
Can we get a verification from chat?
Is that a good weapon or not?
FireKnight's Greatsword.
I see a weapon.
How much do you need for that?
Like how many levels?
I'm not that far off.
I'm not that far off.
I was windowed yesterday, right?
What was windowed?
I'm going window again.
It's a go to the weapon.
Okay.
Chat's saying it's a go to the weapon.
Okay, I'll do it.
3.
22 strength.
16 decks.
18 decks.
12 faith.
People are saying euphoria is correct, but I'm not a freak. I'm not gonna lie. I don't like euphoria.
I swear what I like in our runs, bro, is... wait, let me put on game capture...
is, um...
is that we, um...
that we, um, stance break them cage, and nowhere goes...
whoosh! And then we go for crit.
Like, we can only do that with heavy weapons.
Not with euphoria.
Well, this is a colossal sword, so that's gonna be good, right?
Colossal sword, so that's gonna be good, right?
yes that's gonna be good okay so let's level up
hmm I said what you love oh I'm so close
I'm one I'm wondering should we check the shops real quick neon
Kajal one reminder I thought about this in my bad uh yesterday evening
every single trader that we see sitting there minding their own business
we ripped their hats off why because then we get their bell bearing we get their bell
bell bearing and we can fucking access that shop from anywhere you know what I
mean so like we have to keep that in mind what level are you top left 29 once
I leveled up 29 do I just bigger makes is the question or strength I'll put
some into strength bro because there's so many cool strength weapons is there
a point in selling our items I don't think so bird I don't think so bird
right yo lead the way leave away brother all right let's go no we need to
go are you naked yeah okay just checking it's on a bug let's go let's go
all right we haven't opened the store before I need four levels and I mean
God mode what then I can use the fire night's great sword wait what's in here
What's near this round that we will be fucking sitting on right now?
Oh, holy
We have a holy
We have our notes. Ah, let's hit it. Let's hit it. Wait. There's a secret somewhere. Oh my god. I remember wait
There's a hidden wall somewhere here, I'm not joking bro unless I find time I don't think so though wait wait wait
Oh, it's here. I know where it is right here right?
I
I can't auto attack it doesn't let me yeah you can roll into it
What? Okay, I may be tripping
Now I could be on the other side hold up there's another entrance
Never mind. Wait there's an exit. Okay coming
Keep in mind every single item we have down here. It can be there got to wrap in down here
It's all random so far. We haven't found a great weapon. I'm not gonna lie. Wait. What is this place?
Secret hidden or what I've never been here
No, keep me neither. We go down
Jigachat fuck the letter. Oh item item item come on come on three two one
Cookbook hookbook
Oh, it's the exit here
Mm-hmm cinema
oh yeah I remember this place an ego left and he take the grays
wait oh we gotta go north one thing that pisses me off casual is that the
music is random bro I thought about deactivating it but I'm scared of
fucking up the file because listen right now we have this creepy cave music
Every time we're outside like so annoying
Coming to the church coming to the church as an item coming to the church a big item waiting for you
And a trader coming to the church now now oh
trader
three
one
Nice
We need a maximum now when they're into straight up what do you mean?
But he's selling spells if I'm not mistaken donate him the runes faster than
Well, I can't speak to him
Stani sorcery not randomized. Are you taking the piss?
Punty nuts
Three kill him for souls
We can want to kill him I
Want to have his drugs also randomized?
Let's try it. I mean neither of us are spell enemies. We fuck this bus stop
three two one
I
My weapons disappeared
Come on
Max win Max win
How much gold how much gold do we get that I feel so bad
Max my place! Nice!
Help Bering! Help Bering!
That's so worth it, so worth it, so worth it, so worth it, so worth it, so worth it, so worth it.
Bro, the Tile's one is actually good.
That's so worth it.
Any lore and these that say, alright beats your quest!
Ha ha ha ha!
I don't feel well.
Well, fuck the quest bro.
We're gonna do the quest just to get a fucking Dragon Hot as the reward because it's random.
Oh hell no, Remarkt.
Where the fuck did you go? You went up?
There's an item here, a big one, checking.
Spitting stones too!
No bad, worth it.
I want a massive weapon, Kager.
Today I want to find a good-bonged weapon, like a strength weapon.
Let's go Doom, let's go Doom.
Yeah, I'll pick up the fucking thingy.
Hash of War prelates charge.
I'm coming with you.
What is that?
What is that?
Coming.
What the? Oh, what?
Acha, is that a boss?
Kajal, we kill him or?
If it's a boss, we kill him. If we see a boss, we kill him. If not, we don't.
Because the legendary item!
Kegsword!
Max win!
MECULUSLY!
Nuseless.
Nah, it's not a max win by the way, it's not a max win.
The boss is not a hit-able.
Not a boss! Out! Out! Out!
What?!
How do we get down?
Just come, come, come, go away, go away!
Not that one.
Plus one.
Plus one.
WHAAAAAT?!
Plus one.
what is that damage what am I what am I putting points into fucking bigger for
if I just get one tapped that's what I've been saying by the way that's what
I've been saying you think damage max is the way maximum damage did you also die
there's a grace right behind the schedule maybe because I'm fucking naked
somber smithing stone which which level one level two not to bar not to bar heavy
load okay no pants no shoes
let's go or what let's go go behind the warshack there's a there's a grace I'm
I'm gonna unlock it, you can teleport to me as well.
I'm not gonna get snatched twice.
Arrow inbounds, arrow, big arrow, firing.
Where's pro shooting?
Is he?
Where's the grace?
Okay.
Did you get the grace?
Yeah, you can teleport now.
Eh, come on.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And we have a trailer, okay, Joel.
We can upgrade our flasks.
Loading screen.
Upgrade your flasks now and then we check the trader.
What is on your head, bro?
A helmet.
Alright, you ready?
Three, two, one.
One.
You're unsurprised.
You don't matter.
I don't know.
Butchers.
Oh my god!
why oh my god this is ass it's the same as normal game it's bugged it is it I
don't think no no no no it's not he's not selling a fell omen cloak bro in the
base game I think or valkyrie's prosthesis what is that for I don't
know probably some quest stuff I don't know root resin bro this is ass but
cage well what are you doing why are you running away no no no stop stop what
you doing right now and think what we said we're doing exactly what about the
donkey we kill the donkey too you may have to
you may drop a weapon you should have killed the donkey first because the donkey
had to see all of this oh my god bell bearing now we can't kill the donkey
Big loot.
Come on.
You better drop something nice!
I know you dropped a flash but we're playing randomizer, we have to do it!
Big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, big loot, and...
Okay, let's go.
We need to go into the magical building, remember?
Yes, into the church!
Into the church of greatness!
where is it though oh it's over there yeah oh that's a sleeping dragon no so
the boss is randomized to maybe it's if an easy boss we kill him is it a church
wait we need to pick up the map putrefied runes where's the map I tacked the map on
the map nice I'm gonna pick it up but you have to do it too I forgot come with
me casual we need to both pick it up
well not grabby why is the crab not randomized or is it randomized in its
random that it's the same where's the map where's the map then where's the map
I pinned it.
Where?
I mean you pinned it.
It's somewhere here.
I found it, I found it, I found it.
Map of Lournia East, map found.
JJ.
Is there no braces?
I found a brace, I found a brace.
Nice!
Touching it.
Uh, the fuck's that guy doing you?
You activated it, right?
Yeah.
Alright, wanna check what boss it is? Where the dragon is?
Dragon.
Hold on.
Are we out of here? Are we out of here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could do the cave, but...
To the boss, let's do the boss.
Okay, let's check out the boss.
Where is the boss?
Come, follow me.
It's in this water.
Um...
In this water.
It's in this water.
This way, this way. Come, come, come.
Grace, Grace, Grace.
Grace, big drop.
Massive.
Grab the Grace.
Do you guys game sound too loud? Question mark?
I have to turn my shit down a little bit.
Oh, I know where the boss is.
Really?
He's right here.
You said here, not here. Why?
Because I'm really stressing.
Okay, okay.
Is it this house? This house of the boss?
No, that's the...
That's the prawn shack.
That's the prawn shack.
Yeah, well, there's a grazed at the prawn shack.
Wait! He's selling shit.
casual could be a maximum uh a seller
three two one what are you trying to start come on something nice us
what if he's just dead for him or what chat if we kill him right now do we get a spell baron
what if we can kiss off kiss off let's kill him i think he gets us
Oh, I see it. I think I know where. I see what.
where the where the dragon sleeps but it won't be a dragon imagine that's just
Michaela standing in the in the in the in the oars yeah come on maximum maximum
all right blood rose is this the boss scorpion no nine bro how big is this
River it's over there oh my god I see it actually I don't know judge you know
what that means we can maybe upgrade our flasks
oh god there's a fucking hand item right here so much more things don't know
I don't think there is one, I think this is a cursed church.
Yeah.
Pedro, come!
The boss is right here by the way, I'm sure of it.
This is golden, is this a legendary?
here by the way I'm sure of it. This is golden. Is this a legendary?
Are you good? Are you good? I'm protecting you. I am good. I'm good.
This shit is massive. Right, I told you.
Come on. Oh, just come on. Legendary, legendary, legendary.
I'm covering you.
Let's go, let's go.
Holy grease.
It's not working.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Just run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
Run, run.
I'm going to find us a grace so we don't have to walk so far.
Found a grace.
Pick up, pick up.
Hey, it's still a dragon.
Dragon what?
The dragon is a dragon.
The dragon is a dragon.
That's a different dragon, though.
Oh, is this a different dragon?
Maybe the dragons have to be dragons, but they're different dragons, you know
Wait, we kind of clap this dragon though. Yeah, let's fuck this guy up. I
Think this dragon is easier than the one that's supposed to be here. Let's go. Let's kill him
This looks like a low elo dragon lock in casual
locked in
Fuck did you go?
What is that?
Did you just die?
I insta-died and he takes zero damage.
You're throwing it? No.
He's walking down the roof!
Yeah, I'm serious.
Are you doing damage?
Yes, he's doing.
Did you respawn or no?
Yeah.
Come, come.
Like this one you're not going to respawn.
We can kill him, I swear.
We?
Yeah.
Oh, I was bugged before.
Now it's unbugged.
Now it's unbugged.
Ah!
What is this damage?
Did I?
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, don't worry about it.
I need your help, bro.
He left me again.
What's happening?
What do you mean?
I'm here, Sally's here now.
No stress.
Pick that up.
Oh, it's doing so well.
I'm dead.
How is he one-time?
All right, listen carefully.
I need to get my runes.
I need to get my runes that's it and that dragon is not going down I'm not
gonna lie that's a late game dragon that dragon can stay alive and fucking
chill in peace let's get out let's go let's go let's go into the castle fuck
That
This is not just any dragon, this is the elder dragon
This is the other
Wait come with me come with me. Let's not run the church. I'm with me come with me. How do I get my rooms now?
How do I get my rooms now? How do I get my rooms? How do I get my rooms now? You pull that row?
Just don't get one shot
You got him? Run run run run run run run run run run run!
Hey! Okay, I'm good.
You're good, you're good.
Oh my god, Ono, we need a dragon slaying sword.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know about you.
Sorry, no peaceful time.
A dragon slaying sword? What does that mean?
We use this sword in this game to do bonus damage to dragons.
Bonus damage to dragons.
Hmm, that sounds nice.
Grace, Grace, Grace on our blind halloo.
Ooh, W. That's why you're wearing glasses.
Now, do we go into the castle? Because I think we go into the castle.
Yeah, but wait a second. I remember something being up here, no?
Wasn't that like another trainer?
I
Everything has skipped with kids over the way we're not skipping no
We want us to do key on a kill the other dragon ready where do you get where do you get the key from?
The key to the car item this could be the key three two one
Chest wait the dragon the dragon drops the key
my casual house everything fucking one-shotting us yes something's wrong
with this game by the way what what how did you die yeah I got killed by a
shrimp new area means okay is there like did they change the fucking
difficulty the mods overnight or something
bro Loki it feels like it I'm not joking maybe wait I do have a beat
debuff Jeff what is that top left what is that school emoji top left
you're skipping so much you aren't the recommended level for the area casual
why did you say we should go here this is the next zone bro this is the next
zone i said we should go to the church bro but you said up here why up where
you said let's go up here bro this is not for our level right now no i didn't
know i said we should go into the building no i said that did you page let's follow my advice
let's go into the building all right okay let's go into the building which grace we go to then
Um... we go... back.
But wait, where do we actually get the key to the castle? I actually forgot.
The key to the castle is on the dragon.
You're trolling.
I'm gonna get it. Oh no, I'm gonna get the key, don't worry.
Right now I'm gonna get the key, right now. Literally right now.
Wait, why are they saying it's random? You're... if it were...
If that... if that... that can't be random, that doesn't make any sense. Why would that be random?
How hard could it be to get a key to spawn there?
No, no, no, these ones should not be random.
How do we complete the game if that's random?
Okay, there better be a key.
Yeah, I'm gonna get it right now.
You wait a minute, buddy.
I still got one shot.
I can't find the key.
I can't find it.
Where's the key where would be behind the dragon behind web dragon wait I picked up three items behind the dragon and none of them were
He has a sword by the way the dragon sword he's half HP
He's half HP. Let's get him. Oh, he's not as buggy. He's HP. What?
He's half HP Pedro
No, he's not this he is
On whose screen
He's half HP sword watch out what I said how he has sword
How did you die?
Let's not have HP on your screen.
He's half HP for me.
We can easily kill him.
you in those even though oh my god he's half HP on my screen nice wait we can do this by the way just
Oh no no no no no no!
Don't die, don't die.
Don't die, I'm trying to get my room to open. You wait there.
Okay, I'm near now.
Ready?
Big-
What is he doing?
He's firing, firing!
Yeah, he's not hit.
Take damage.
WAAAHHHHHH!
Big damage.
Watch out, watch out, we're gonna fire fire again.
Run, run!
No, he's dodging.
In, in, in, in, in!
How do you keep dying?
Bro, he once taps me.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah, but are you not dodging?
Oh.
That would have killed me, that would have killed me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I would have killed you, that would have killed me.
Where are more, where are more?
Yeah, I have armor on, but I have to spectate now.
Can you resist me?
This ain't Fortnite!
Do I try to kill him like I'm scared that he gets fucking regional stuff?
Yeah, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!
Lock in your 300 hours NG plus 5, you don't lose to this dragon.
huh
they only can- no no
what's that? you have a sword? that does nothing
let's hope that he's still low hp cage, we may be in trouble
oh no we can't cheese a boss that's not serious
Like we can't stoop that low I would have stopped stoop that low and a half
if that dragon has the fucking key like give me the fucking key now does the
dragon drop the key is that where we're at how can we get inside without a key
let's just knock on the door see what they say all right
It's a shift.
Does any... does any... does any Elden Ring Andes know the play if there's no key? Like, what do we do?
Do we have the key?
You have to find the key somewhere. Okay.
Then what if the key is behind Melania instead? Then we can't get to Melania and GG. Or what?
I'm actually confused like shouldn't it be
Those spots should drop at the same time like if they're right positions
Sally to be disabled that or are we stupid right now?
It's behind the dragon, but we picked up all items behind the dragon. It's not a key. It's a randomized
wait my my my runes oh my god legendary item legendary item gold
these actual gold key key key what is it guys armor what I mean that's I think
that's good I'm all about me that's good that's actually good
I got my rune schedule. It's randomized to key locations so it has to be in the area.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that again.
So it's randomized to locations of keys in the area. Okay.
Then, what area, where's the keys in the area?
Wait, hold on. Wait, yeah, yeah.
It's region locked.
Over where? The key locations here.
Golden tree sprouts and churches.
Churches.
You're telling me we have to go to every church in the area or what?
Let's pick up the map.
We haven't gotten this side yet.
Wait, Ona, I found the turtle. We should kill it.
kill it
the turtle
wait
you know the big walking ones?
no
yeah but what's wife in it?
get loot or what?
i'm not gonna drop anything or?
what's inside them normally?
i don't know
you're not talking about the one with the hat right?
no i'm talking about the one with the bell
with the bell I have no idea what you're watching oh the walking thingies yeah yeah
yeah kill it kill it does it drop it doesn't drop anything you can't I don't
know I think in the normal game you can oh yeah you can't kill it you can do
something
I don't know where I am, but the gate is locked right now, and I don't know where I am.
Maybe key?
Maybe key?
Maybe key?
Oh, I got a such a good great, by the way.
What a blessing this case is.
Oh, it's good.
So, is this the entrance?
This is the entrance, right?
Wait!
Maybe key!
K-DRAW!
Open it.
all right ritual pot whatever that is that won't open the door so it's in
positions like this chat in the area
what the fuck is the map
my stupid will it ever be of killing someone question
It's in a key location. Yes, the dragon has it. Why is the map in this location, bro?
I'm not the fucking key, bro. The fucking Linger reader crone.
Just pick up all items that you see while we're both scouting a little bit.
So Sally can you break it down fast like what this means for the run?
What if we need an item for real to progress and it's not in this...
the location like we just go to bat and and and uh and uh play on the strike
what if we do the dungeons i'm down we need some levels anyways i saw a
dungeon and we do have maybe stone sword key oh she's on yeah we could go back
we could wait yeah we could stone sword key a dungeon that's how it could be a play right now
I think we should do one cave right if you really get lost we check the spoiler
file
I don't want to cheat
I casual let's quickly because we do I found so many graces nice bro
And arrows reach talisman
Briscoe and win griefs somber smithing stone
And the final one eye of yellow
I approve I have yellow
Key
should be one of the key item plays in the area so dungeons flask upgrades
church is ashy some need to kill bosses you're selling are you telling me the
dragon may have the fucking key
all right Kajal what is actually a good item what what is actually a problem
I don't know what this Kajal do we try to kill the dragon we already got him
done to half like he may have the key probably has
I mean, yeah.
But how do you not get one shot?
Like how do I not get one shot?
But you do.
That's so annoying.
You can't get one shot.
Maybe I'll just...
I know what to do.
I know what to do.
We can kill the dragon.
Trust me.
I swear, don't be on your horse. Horse is ass. You just have to dodge it a little bit.
Alright, do you want to come and then we try?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Which way? Crystalline woods?
I don't know right now. Can we open this?
Yes, we can. Cajun. We do the cave and then we do the dragon, okay?
Which cave? Which cave though? Which cave?
Never mind. I don't have a stone sword key.
I have a stone sword key.
come to me yeah come to me now yes oh my god wait where are you at though I'm
unloading you see me on the map casual remember at the top like you see my
logo come to the grace crystalline woods and then I'm right there yeah I'm
here I don't they're telling me we need to for this one
Do I have one?
Come here, tell me this opens.
What up, cut?
You're verring the thing.
Putting in my key.
Oh, no.
You have a key, right?
Do I have one? Wait, if I have one, I can give you one.
I swear to God I had a stone sword key. Am I stupid?
I have one!
Cajal, I'm gonna drop mine, and then we can actually do it.
Wait.
How do I drop it?
It doesn't have me-
Can you drop it?
Let me try.
I'm gonna try and drop it right now.
I can't drop it.
Let's use it at the same time, maybe?
Maybe the game is not stupid.
Three.
Yeah, ready?
Yes, we pressed it into one. So go one time. So three, two, one.
Let's kill the dragon.
Wait! We can buy a stone sword key at the round table.
Yeah, for like fucking five thousand dollars.
Yeah.
Come on. With your armor now, you shouldn't be able to get one shot at the dragon.
Kill the thing, kill the thing, it's pissing me off, kill it.
Kill this thing here, it's pissing me off.
Kill it.
Yeah, one second.
The dragon's there.
Kill him.
Alright, Kagell, we can kill the dragon.
I won't get one shot now.
Let's go.
I'll open my horse.
Stay off your horse.
I swear.
Horse, you get one shot.
We can kill the dragon.
Kagell, stay off the horse.
Trust me.
Try it one time.
It is good.
Yeah, it's coming back, probably.
Oh.
Come on!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Trust me.
Off the horse.
And just dodge.
Yeah, but what?
Like it's easy to dodge.
I'll tell you when, dodge careful he's going to twist
I don't see him.
Nice special.
Careful!
Watch the head!
Watch!
Yes, way more.
I'm low-key and smart-headed.
Touch!
And touch!
In, in, in, in, in, in!
How did that hit me?
on the right foot on the right foot
and dodge!
nice cut it
stay alive, stay alive, maybe glitches again
Yo, this dragon better not have the key, bro!
Um...
I mean...
Poison it! Cajal, we can poison it!
Wait, wait, I have dragons slaying geese!
Wait a minute!
Christinine Woods!
Wait a minute!
do we have poison grease or something fuck remember bro i used my poison i used my dragon
geese in our fucking pvp oh no no you didn't but i wanted the pvp so it was worth it on
google on the loading stream ash of war poison is missed wait i may be able to apply this
It's on to my weapon.
Fire damage geese, no, that's raw string.
Wait.
How do I apply an Ash of War again?
I forgot.
Memorized spell.
Wait, what?
Drenching anti-dragon effect, what does that mean?
What is the anti-dragon effect?
Maybe less damage.
Gell, how do I apply a fucking thing again?
By closing.
You need a wet blade?
We have a wet blade.
The first seller sells it.
What does anti-dragon mean specifically?
20% more damage to dragons.
Oh no, I'm ready, we killed a dragon.
Kater, no, I have to buy the wet blade real quick.
I remember where it is.
Wet blade, let me use poisonous, bro.
Poisonous.
What kind of type of damage does dragons do?
Wait I bought it.
Shit how the fuck do I play Ash of War?
Am I stupid right now?
Let me see you all move the same house at the smithy.
It's the wet stone now if you need.
Not the wet blade.
I have to move that.
Okay, Joel.
I may be able to get the fucking key.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
able to get the fucking key 9 9 9 9 4000 bucks for a fucking stone sword key fire geese
Poisonous darts chat is poisonous forever
Wait 600 for one it must be because in Pokemon it is
No, it's not this a what brought the great club though. I look you want to use that
All right, I'm coming to you are we doing are we trying the dragon Oh God
We do it the time for the dragon or what?
Do you think we can do it right now?
Uh, yeah, I actually think we can do it.
Not gonna lie.
Where are you at?
Wait, leave se-
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
Are you at Crystal and Woods?
One second.
Why wouldn't this work?
Uh, yes.
Let's get it.
Okay, I'm on my way.
We just need to dodge and hit him, and he will die.
Exactly, exactly.
Like it's actually beautiful.
I wasn't seeing enough dodging from you.
What?
Where the fuck is it, Dragon? I forgot where it is.
Where are you going, by the way?
Let's get it.
Do you have Dragon Slaying Geese? Do you have the fucking...
No, no, no, no, but I'll apply it. I can't even apply geese
You have no hearts. It looks like you're doing the tank. I'm not joking. All right, let's go
Let's go, let's go
Stop writing the horse, please
All right, let's go casual. Come on. Lock him. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Just dodge
Nice, careful.
Careful.
Take damage.
Nice.
Careful.
What's he doing?
Oh, fire fire fire fire!
Move move move move move!
No cage roll!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
You have to dodge that!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Careful!
I'm trying to teach myself!
Good dodge, good dodge!
Cages will don't block the camera on term, you need to...
You're one HP, double heal.
I'm gonna dodge.
I'm not even screen phallus, sorry, it is phallus!
Can we kill him or no?
Wait, you pull that girl already?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Like, I'm just dodging.
He's coming at me like legendary style. This is like Rohan.
Wait there.
Come on.
Let's actually full focus try that, Kegel.
We've been trying to...
Here I come.
Putting on three.
I don't want you.
I'm ready.
You got this.
There's no setback, fucking alive.
Set it up.
Set it up.
All right, listen, listen, listen.
How do you stagger a dragon?
I hope we're not killing this dragon right now.
We need to quickly find some other bosses, absolutely dominate them and then we go back to the dragon with like three more levels and then we actually have a chance.
Deal or no deal, because else we'll just wait for our time with this guy.
You didn't pick them?
5k?!
Let's find some bosses, let's find some bosses.
I could, I could, oh my god, I could have brought a team with that.
Yes you could have, nooo!
Oh my god.
Check that smart, right?
If we quickly find some bosses in the meantime.
And then we go back to those mofo-gurl.
You know where, you know where?
What do you mean, find?
I mean everywhere, bosses, everywhere.
Okay, go find a boss right now.
Okay.
I mean, there's caves and shit too.
Well, what about now?
Yeah, I'm...
What is hitting you?
Like a thing.
We should just do dungeons.
We should just do dungeons.
Yeah, but the one we want to do is behind the stone sword cube.
you mean like caves right there's a cave over there I don't know if we can get
inside though let's go over here go um yeah just go straight straight straight
keep your eyes locked out for us okay let's go left here oh boss come not
We've been in the sky before. Easy runes, Foss.
Oh, this is easy. This is easy as fuck, by the way.
Good find. This is fucking easy.
Finally, Gaga doesn't want to shut us down.
This guy better drop fucking hell of runes, bro.
Something's wrong with my controller.
What's wrong with Arola?
No, it was fucking...
Fawzi almost dead?
One off Fawzi?
Nice hit, Fawzi, right?
Fucking nasty.
you're nobody you're nobody you're nobody you're nobody you can't hit me you're
Nobody but
Try resetting your honor bro, bro fucking time is right off for two minutes thinking it's gonna be fixed
8k yo yo yo we can get a stone sword
L item but good fucking do we buy a key
do I go buy a key yeah right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
get a stone sword go to the cave go to the
cave this case better be worth it what
should be who elder lords I just got
chills by the way when you said that I
actually got chills in the fight my guy
if the if the cave needs two fucking
stones or keys that means that the loot
just gonna be better right I'm coming to the cave cage now which one is it
Kristen lean woods about the one how did you get there jump just jump up right
now jump where what the fuck where are you on your screen right now I'm in
You're in the round table hold?
You're in the round table hold?
Yeah.
Just stay there one sec.
Okay.
I need to try something.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Okay, I'm waiting.
I don't know what you're on about though.
I think I'm maybe glitched.
I'm in the round table hold.
Do you see me on your screen at all?
No.
I'm gonna come towards you.
Come, Chrisley and Woods.
No no no stay there stay there. No I teleported.
Okay I'm teleporting. Christine Woods?
I think so. I forgot where the cave was. Is it here?
What's this one?
I'm so bad with like memorizing...
Yeah we'll see where it is here. You have this sword?
Yeah, yeah!
Open sesame.
Two, one, CESAR BE OPEN!
Chills.
Now walk idiots.
Let's get it, let's go.
Imagine there's millennia in this fucking cave.
And we just dug our own grave, Gigi.
It's kind of back in here though.
Okay, you're extremely pudding-fixed.
There's a state of Marica, that's pretty bad, you know?
That's kind of scary.
There's nothing.
just come run through the kill. I don't skip the looks. I think I've ever played this game.
I think I've ever played this game. I can't see anything. Yeah it's it's it's dark. I think we do
have a torch item come on key key key. Oh they do kind of a lot of damage and they're gone in life.
Poison.
What?
And then...
Heal, heal.
Follow me, follow me!
Oh my god!
Light!
Door?
Opening.
Door, door, door, door.
Open door.
In.
I don't think I've ever played this cave.
In the base cave.
This is beautiful.
Flank him, flank him, flank him!
Flanked.
I see a boss door, Katelyn.
But I also see a chest!
Please be the key or Golden Le-
Congealed Pooteressence.
Let's kill this Bat. Let's kill this Bat.
Only Bat.
Take damage.
Take damage.
Sit down! Get out of my top lane!
Alright, check this out.
Nice.
Kajal, full star.
You ready?
Oh my god, I'm not ready, bro.
Alright, let me sleep in my chair. Hold up.
Okay.
Wait!
Wait, come back.
Coming.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Alright, remember bro, the skewer could be millennia, bro, then we're fucking cooked.
Three, two, so one of us has to go first.
You can go first.
What is it?
Crystalline aunts?
Oh god!
We win this battle, we win this, she's fucking, she's fucking.
Keep him, keep him stunned, keep him stunned, keep him stunned, keep him stunned.
I think just slow attacks, never big attacks, keep him stunned like this, you see, keep him
stunned.
Big R2, big R2.
No, we don't lose the title once in a while.
Keep him stunned.
Now.
Don't let him do anything.
Don't let them do anything!
Make them quick to...
Otter, one, boom!
Keep them stunned, keep them stunned!
We got... we could separate our shots!
Like, you shoot, I shoot, I shoot, you shoot, you shoot, I shoot!
You know what I mean?
I shoot, you shoot!
Very good, very good, very good, no stress.
Double.
Keep me open.
Oh!
I'm on a frostbite.
Don't get frostbitten.
Got him. He's on me. He's on me.
I keep himself.
Lock him. Finish him. Finish him.
I'll finish him.
Come on, drop us something good. Drop us something.
Oh!
Wait a second.
Wait.
Glingstone wet blade?
that's good and and 5000 rooms or something wait chat do we need a
wetstone knife to use wet blades oh no
oh okay so you're telling us it's what the fuck is this I'm missing I'm
missing the elevator you bring it back yeah and like an hour or so what the
fuck what the fuck is elevators by the way is it buggy?
wait how do we get it?
yo yo
lever lever lever
why does this lead to?
because we could just get outside of the cave
bring it bring the elevator back
it is it is
wow that's a nice elevator
it's so fucking nice and sorry
that goes that goes down the hole so clean
look at that
chest bro
it's just perfect
Oh god.
But how fucking long is this thing?
The mid-power, yes.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
What the fuck?
It's still going.
Sure, I can't wait to ride this elevator.
Alright, let's go, bro.
Are you?
What do you mean?
Bro, you're-
Bro, my screen, you're off the edge.
Come!
What the fuck?
Hahahahaha!
Yeah, put it up.
Press the button.
Are you high?
Yeah.
What do you mean, am I high?
In the air right now!
No, we're not.
What did you do?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so moving, so moving!
Yo!
Oh, I'm still down here!
What is this?
Bro, move!
I'm upstairs, I'm upstairs, I'm upstairs.
Up where?
Press the lever, press the lever.
Press what lever?
You're up!
Oh my god, now the elevator's gone.
the elevators come back down it's coming down I'll wait yo I don't know where we
are Pedro looks like fucking heaven I'm not joking yeah inside of the Pedro
wait I'm dead on my screen Pedro I think we just Pedro I think we just want
into the church so we don't need the key are you coming on our brother elevator
on the way now okay hold up hold up I have to give you a have to check it out
just follow one second please elevating elevating elevating there's gonna be a
hidden wall here somewhere surely surely there's a hidden wall here
please come as fast as you can surely surely I'm coming as fast as I can hold
up I'm almost here is there a graze you're here okay to look at this oh inside
of the church but the question is do we still need the key I hope not while we're
going in the back door what I think we're back dooring it like xp key come on
xpaco
So this is this we went to on a 50 minute elevator for that
How much is a broken room
500 rooms
like we could have fucking work that might be right now I made more I'm not joking
all right let's go somewhere else bro let's go somewhere else um where's the
boss that we can quickly clap because again I think the dragon does have the
fucking thing do you just want to go like why don't we go to the same go
right side wait did we finish the castle yeah we did we did finish the
castle three bosses we could go Caleb and slay the fucking sleeping dragon for a
lot of free runes should we do that and then we can probably do it and then we
can probably kill the dragon where is Caleb again I forgot we we we we we
We gotta go to Agheel, Lake North and go right, I think.
Agheel?
Agheel?
Where's that?
I see it.
Are you sure, short?
Yes.
Okay, I'm coming.
Is that a W plan or an L plan?
I think that's W, right?
That's good, that's good.
It's a sleeping dragon.
Surely, no matter what the boss is, it's a sleep, right?
I mean, yeah, this one is.
It has to be.
gonna get some I'm gonna level up bigger one time I think oh yeah I can level up
hold up don't want to lose those runes again yes exactly exactly I need one more
level and I have a massive upgrade let's let's go get the map and we kill
everything along the way check type one of your note by the fucking music by the
the way that we have randomized here there is a way to change it to normal
music but Sally how long would that take us like a minute for just follow me
casual let's go to Caleb yes should we do that or no Chad wait there's a boss
here there's a boss here we need to kill we can do this for children children
kill the bros, come on
here we go, come on
relax, relax, come on
I mean, nobody's got damage now
it's gotten a lot stronger since last time
there you go, now we kill the titty-tish
now we kill the titty-tish
just nice from the bridge as well
the spare's fucking in the ass
push back
I got it
start on the boss, start on the boss
As well bro, let's clean up the ads
Let's not be at pocket. I love getting greedy when it comes to bad enemies like I know that I fuck him like
looking looking looking long so looking
I'm posing big damage now
big damage
No, nice
Wait you should do my bed
Let's do big R2. Big R2 now. Yeah, you missed
Now we're locked.
Now the police are going to do an explosion.
Never mind, there's no mana.
I'm cooked, I'm cooked!
Watch out, if they hit you!
Nice, knocked the Britain.
Now I get rid of this one.
Now get rid of that RF2.
Now!
Oh no!
I need to knock him again.
Nice!
You go, you go!
it's fine if it won't get a shot of all the fun
don't you think he's on me now
oh
easy man to touch
what was that range?
careful he's twist on you
he's coming in
I'm gonna finish him finish him
shit K drill we got him we got him we got him we got him
ladies and gentlemen
we got him
Come on, give us something guys!
What happened?
Keep!
Keep!
Keep!
Wait, do you get the race?
Do you want to get the runes?
Noveltear, that's it.
You better have 3000 runes.
You better have 3000 runes.
How do I respawn?
Oh no, how do I respawn?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What are you doing right now?
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm co-shipping, bro.
Okay, let me go to a grass.
there's another boss right across the way by the way another one that we keep
fucking that right now I'm gonna rest at the grace and you're gonna respawn
hopefully three to one there you go you're back no it's wrong I'm back wait
nice oh my god I should have kicked America that's another level by the way
chat should we fix the music yes or no
because we got the worst like when it comes to this song like this song is so
annoying
wait now that we killed the fucking guy the bird doesn't respawn or yeah it does
but we literally got the worst song possible like I don't have a song man
What? I think I'm sure.
By the way, kill this thing?
All rune free.
Ah, come, there's another post right here, Petal.
Is it that horse up there with the antlers?
No, I saw a dragon somewhere.
Where the fuck is it again?
Am I stupid?
Wait, other side, other side. Come, come, come.
Not bad, not bad.
Do it like, do it now, it's five minutes.
Sally, what are the odds that it breaks something?
Because we have to change the settings of the randomizer, right?
Alright, Sally.
Sally, Sally, like, in-game. Do we fuck this ragnar? Yay or nay?
Oh, god.
It looks like the same problem
Where the hell are you?
0% okay check. Sally what?
Okay, what the fuck happened? I thought I could make the jump sorry
Just come to me Acer please. I'll stop the dragon. Okay, like I'm not on the bad ones
I had to run back and get my runes though.
Come to me after this.
This guy is not going to kill me.
But you need to come ASAP after this.
Yeah, it's coming.
Wait, is that the same guy?
Um, I'm going to hop now.
Yeah, I'll be down in a minute.
Um, I'm not up now.
Yeah, I'll be down in a minute.
I'm back.
This guy's guarding my fucking- my- my- my room.
He's literally sitting on my room, this guy.
I'm getting spawned, Katelyn.
Katelyn, please!
Yeah, I'm coming!
I'm being spawned, Katelyn.
By what?
I'm on the way relax relax relax
There's a dragon on my screen. I see a dragon.
I see a dragon.
We're slaying the dragon right now.
Yo, my job business!
I'm gonna crash off!
I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
I'm near...
Now, I'm near now, I'm near now.
What up, yo?
How we doing?
Not too good.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm hitting it.
Take damage.
Are you good?
Yes. Very good.
Popping up.
I'm gonna put some dragon geese on with...
Bony aura.
Bro, we're standing in water against an electric dragon.
This is the stupidest thing ever.
Wait, you're onto something.
Do we have to back off, K-Job?
I have no pots, I'm going out, I'm going out, I'm going out. Backtrack, backtrack, backtrack, addables. Abort, abort, abort.
Abort, abort, abort, abort. No, whoa, we win this, we're fucking a...
I have no heals!
I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What? What? What? I waited for the main geese, so it's okay.
How can we not kill him?
And why is that the same fucking dragon? Is that the same guy, KG?
that could be the key that could be the key right there
What the fuck is he doing?
Bro, what is happening to my character? A dragon heart?
Why won't anyone be in the eye?
I'm not that ugly, am I?
What are you going to do that for?
KJ, I need help!
Yeah?
Yes?
Need help where?
We have another thing that we can kill.
We have another thing that we can kill.
Oh yeah? Another dragon or what?
No, no, no, no, like an NPC.
I'll have to reset, though.
People are saying we're wasting our time. Use your time now.
Okay, we'll wait. K-Jul, we're so stupid. Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to do anything right now other than go to K-Li.
Let's go. It's free fucking shit.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Or...
I found Karrion Scorcery Sword.
Yeah, let's go to K-Li.
Useless, useless.
Let's go east.
If we see easy boss along the way we do it.
We are going east.
Yeah, okay.
I'm right behind you, bro.
We venture east into Caleb.
Can you fix the music finally?
Remind me to do it in a bit, okay?
Okay, we will fix the music in a minute.
It's gonna be nice.
It takes five minutes, Max.
And then we have cinema, like, all time.
item legendary item whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah here on me on me come fast what
is it what is it what is it what is it living here that's Musmer's GleeFs it's just a mime
on you could be good though i don't know i'm looking at the mountains there's patterns
in these rocks there's codofill there's going to be a dungeon here is that the same
fucking dragon Pedro I'm about to lose my mind I'm gonna fucking flip it is it
it's our shit what is this I'm not fighting that thing it's impossible to
kill that dragon something not on my explain this to me please guys I'm out
of here but when we get strong we know where there's three free kills though
think about it I understand Pedro do you know why we see keep seeing the same
fucking dragon because we didn't kill the dragon no it's not that it's because if
let's say you have a sheep in the game okay the sheep gets replaced with a
creeper every single one across the whole map so this dragon is some fucking
basic boss and we just got unlucky like we got one of the hardest bosses as one
of the like bosses that's that exists like ten times in this game you know what
I think they are not the same arts you trolling us where we can talk to Melina
wait a second okay don't pick the shit up flask of wondrous physics that's insane
Wait wait wait.
Kato, pick up that thing bro.
I picked it up.
I picked it up already.
Ok, there's nothing on the beach.
Let's go.
Shit right now.
We need to pick up the map.
What map?
Look on the map.
Looking on the map.
Oh yeah the map.
Why haven't you said that before?
Didn't think
Come on some easy bosses along the way we just need some levels level level level level level
There's a shit ton of ancient ranks in the DLC you got the money. Yo, am I the only wonder are we only finding DLC bosses because it fucking feels like it
Not not not
down there
Like we had me draw we had the fucking other boss. What is this?
That's
Okay, let's go into Caleb
What's the worst that could happen?
Holy oredo.
Sally, can you prepare like fast?
What is happening? I'm getting motion sickness.
Really?
Bro how deep is this shit? Oh my god chills the underworld
The stars are shining in the sky
That's a fucking crab in the castle.
Oh no, I see one of the most annoying dogs.
I see the boat. Do you see the boat?
The boat? No.
You don't see the boat boss?
Wait, boat boss? Boat boss is easy.
There's a setting.
There's a map down here.
My hints from Kale for key items. Do I enable that also?
So, what does that mean? Hints for key items.
Nala's helmet, that's good.
Lost Ash of War, that's bad.
The boat boss is up here.
He's in the river.
That is not a boat boss, let's get it though.
What?
He's too tanky.
Like, does he drop something? He's super tanky.
Wait, crazy items.
STONES OUT KEY! That's 4000 runes!
Basically.
Pick up the stones out key casual, yes?
What?
How did you die?
Ah, I think we're too low now.
Do we back out?
I mean you're pulling the entire fan, but I need to get my loot oh yeah
use your horse all of them on the back
reset the enemies all right kato let's do this the music real quick okay it takes
one just trust me what he means don't sort key where is it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
up the stairs up the left you're lying up no no no no no no no up the left stairs the left ones
northeast got it got it nice got it got it got it got it got it
if you're lost you can buy a marker on the map that shows where the item is
chat should we do that yes or no as well because then we can like
Okay, let's fix the music then.
How do we do that?
It's not even easy mode.
Wait, I'll add Sally to the call, okay?
But then we have to change our seed, don't we?
No, no, no.
Then we wouldn't do it.
Alright, here we go.
So this makes sense.
I know this is annoying for a minute, but it will benefit us hours.
This is going to be nice.
Sally the goat.
I'm sending you the file and then you can just import it and it looks okay.
Okay, so we close our... Wait, wait, wait, I have to kick him, right?
Yes, and I close the game.
How do I kick him again?
Use the separations.
He might have been... Thank you for the fucking 10 different subs.
It's in the chat!
Use the separations.
I am, I am, I am. I'm looking for it.
I found it, using.
And Selly, if we, and now we quit the game Selly, right?
Yes.
And if we want to enable the other setting that you talked about, where we can find items
easier, which makes it fair, does it also not reset anything?
Like it's the same game?
No, no, it doesn't.
Yes, it doesn't.
And then what we do now?
Okay, I send you the file.
I'm scared. Where?
Don't hide screen like there may be something sensitive.
Yeah, and then what we do with this?
And then import it into the randomizer.
Oh god, Sally, I'm scared that it's breaks.
It won't be solved. I test it three times.
Three, okay, three.
Then we open up the held ring randomizer, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
So wait, ME2?
And then we file, no.
We put the file inside, sorry.
Options and then import options file.
Options?
Yes, in the randomizer.
Well, I'll share my screen.
Sorry, I'm a little bit acoustic.
Alright, boom. So I'm here.
Okay, open randomizer.
Go into ME2.
Yeah.
Randomizer.
Yeah.
I was open the Xer, I'm the randomizer and then on top options.
Missed options?
No, no, on top.
Options, yes.
Import.
Okay.
Import the file I sent you.
Are you sure this doesn't give us your save?
No, it doesn't.
Because the save is yours though, you know, it's just the options.
So I'm opening this file?
yes okay and then run with the seagull you sure yes this one I click left click yes already did
it on us what does it matter and now yeah now you open the game is the other setting already
enabled like with the help? Yes, if you go into logic, you can see it. Okay, so I close
the shed. We wait for it to finish running before we go. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God, almost
just close out of it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, Chad, look at the shed. Oh my God. And
then once it says done, I can close it, right? Yes. So, and then I just open the game. Yes.
Minus finished. Okay, W. Close it. Oh God, Sally, I'm scared to open. Okay, now we open the bat.
Yeah, the bat. It should work. Oh God. If it breaks, there is a way to restore it, although.
Oh, I think what y'all think about that wait
This works you're the fucking
Bono where you at right now wait continue a lot game Sally
I press continue as well please please I'm in the stranded graveyard where you
left me but I have my items Sally he has a music is it fixed I don't know how how
open your thing by the way I think it is is it yeah Sally you're the absolute
fucking goats I'll open my thing right now catch oh my god works oh my yeah
yeah true true true true wait wait let me open my thing oh my fucking
where's the iron bro right you're gonna open the pot the pot thank you Sally
Bro, thank you so so so much
Thank you
I'm gonna run to the toilet and then I'll come back. I'm gonna be on top of you, right?
Yes, I hope so I hope so. So I use it now. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay. I go to it's fast beer beyond
why does it keep resetting me with the full screen right?
wait did i just fuck up?
i hope not
so i should still put the bottle in the screen right?
okay
wait i have to call Cajun again in the thingy
is this the right music?
Yes, it is right
All right. Oh my god, I'm casual. It's yeah. Yo, let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Yo, March stop putting shit on the screen, bro
I think it's also on casual stream only put the health bar. Please only put the health bar cozy
You forgot about that. All right, wait, let me see
It's music not song yo, bro
Where's CasualCamp? When's he's back? I'm calling him in the group again in the thing and then the can is back.
Okay, what can I do while I wait? I think we fucked Zofia well, right? Like, fuck this.
Oh wait, I should wait for him. I just can't get out.
Chet, so what is the best game plan right now?
One Chetter also said that if we go to the fucking Kaila Dragon, which is a rune farm
right, like one time, we don't even have a blunt weapon, like so it's going to take
ages for us to kill him.
Chet, is it worth it to go to that dragon and Kaila?
always does it in runs no so it has to be okay everyone is saying yes use rivers
of blood does a bleed damage to bleed damage if I don't have the stats
Okay, I'm gonna call you again for camp okay three two one
So I can eat suck
Okay, buddy
Okay
I will back
Let's fucking go bro music is fixed casual. I asked the chat. Is it worth it to do the dragon everyone is saying yes
Everyone is saying yes.
So they just want to see us die or what?
No, the dragon is worth it.
No, no, no, no, Kager, the dragon and Kaelin.
The dragon and Kaelin.
Kager, go to your map, press Y.
How did you TP?
How did you TP by the way?
I can't TP.
You're not listening.
Go to your map, press Y, and then you can select, like, the overworld.
And then you can TP.
Sound check?
Which one is your TP to?
Okay, it'll be a soul back and the charge the closest to Caleb
How do we get inside again?
Wait, what's the cold it?
Um, it is the third charge of America. Yeah, do we have to go from here?
Can we go through here, I don't think so
Blyat.
Wait, we're gonna kill a dragon now, right?
No.
What?
How the fuck can we kill the dragon?
You mean the sleeping dragon?
Oh yeah, that's what you meant.
Yes, this is the sleeping dragon.
There's a teleporter behind the church.
Wait, the teleporter behind the church, Kajal?
A teleporter behind the church?
Where?
Where did it take us?
I found it! I found it! I found it!
Three?
Did you roll into it?
Yeah. No, you have to use it.
Pressing it, pressing it.
Now!
Teleporter!
Get us into Caled.
Your ex-helper, stay for the right, baby.
Where's the enemy?
Cursion de bossy.
Cray roll, dragon barrel.
Whoa.
We're inside of Caleb.
I'm still loading screen, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Loading screen. Loading screen.
Don't move when you arrive. Don't move.
Look behind you.
Three Centeno.
Can we kill this guy?
We go in this door, trust me, we go in this door right here.
Okay.
And then there's a Grayson here and then we kill that guy.
Sally, the guy who's helping us with the...
Oh.
He's saying you're fucked. Sally is saying you're fucked.
Why? Why fucked?
I don't know, because he saw the tree guy.
But with this guy it's easy to kill by the way, watch this.
Let's kill him.
Wait, decent damage.
Let's first try him. Nice, Cable!
Oh my god.
Let's prove the world wrong.
So we're walking around this guy and we want no fucking business with him.
We're gonna skip that guy.
He can chill. He can chill. He can do his own thing.
He can stay there. That's absolutely fine for me.
Kajal, where is the sleeping dragon? I forgot where it is on the map.
I think we're close though.
Yeah, follow me.
Get your horsey. Get your runes. Don't forget your runes.
your wounds yep lonely never never he's inside of the rooms oh no lonely
three got it
why if I spawned here who fuck back to loading three hold up
Wait, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see!
WHAT?
Use the grace please?
I died, use the grace please.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, you need to, you need to respond
to this.
A prophet has already been used.
You can't respond to that.
Yeah, he's already been used.
What does that mean?
It's not what I'm saying. You respawn someone if you use the grace
How did you die here? He sniped me from a mile away
Yeah, I'll go resolve a race. Don't worry about it. I got your baby. You can teleport as well
But that means I have to run through him. Yeah, I just don't get snipped by the lightning
Just friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly he can't come inside the building chill
Kind of chill
got you brother got you let's go it's also a graveyard in Kader I remember show you know
what can happen Kader what can happen we can find you know how we're finding a key broken
rune how we're finding like broken runes and stuff like that give you runes imagine we
find a super high tier one like level 20 yeah MGG yeah it's a level 20 runes some give
like 50k runes I think it's all right and so yeah so it's possible
yeah here we're room I keep your eye on for graces there's a boss on the bridge
probably I found a grace nice what's the boss better be a fucking dragon again
what that thing looks fucking dangerous how do we get past we can kill it we
can kill it look I made a DC I got his IP okay let's try I'm gonna run through it
here okay that's what I'm saying yeah
I'm a die
Can we kill it
Okay, it's killing itself somehow no
It's down to
do we mirrors windows up no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no he don't know how to mine it's half a speed I broke out even the mobs are
pink let her where the fuck is there where the fuck is the sleeping dragon
come I remember you don't yes I do a choice of left here I thought it was left
here fast it's that then
careful there there there oh no all right so the three guys are the same huh this
guy we cannot kill until you right now we need to walk past there's a hot spring
right behind this bro follow me yo it's down to half HP as well
What do you mean a hot spring?
Come, come.
Oh yes.
Oh, it's here, it's here. It's getting like right to your right.
Oh my.
I'm surprised that I don't remember. How can I never remember fucking stuff I did with my left right?
Where's the sleeping dragon? It's right there where you see it.
But let's take the place first.
But where's the dragon?
It's on your right.
If you ask him one more time, I will crush him.
Wait, the dragon's there.
Am I muted?
Where's the auto attack spot? I had to check if I'm muted. Yo, Kajal
Can you hear me? Okay, okay, okay
The Kajal. He spawned by the way
No, it's back. Kajal, use a bleed weapon
I don't have a bleed weapon. Yes, no. Oh, yeah, all right Kajal. One thing that you should school
think before you talk bro you check your inventory before you say you don't
have a real you have a blue weapon bro we both picked up rivers of blood bro I
go what he's actually what he's actually that's a good blue weapon
Maybe. Wait, does it work?
Hold up.
Okay, Joel.
I got it. Oh my god. My, my bleeds. Mine is not bleeding though.
What can I say? You're just low elo. It's because you don't have the intelligence
to make it bleed the rubbers of blood surely right?
that's gonna be a step but do you have enough for yours yeah but I'm using a
different one I found
oh my god
I'm doing cosmetic damage how much LP does this thing give so many
50,000, you're lying.
It doesn't hurt you.
Do you have more arcane than me or something?
I'm not using the rivers of blood, I'm using Watanashi, man.
Keep using the Watanashi.
You don't find Watanashi?
Yeah, I didn't.
Did you not find it?
Yeah, I guess not.
I guess not. Nice cage roll.
Bro, my damage.
I can show you where Wendi's actually is, I remember.
I don't need it after this.
I think you got it, huh?
But make sure you're doing damage. If you're not doing damage, just swap to your main hand. Or?
I only bleed this damage, basically.
Can I hold it? That doesn't work.
Just keep going Kajal, like without you we do no damage.
Dread may be a blood, these?
Dragon wound.
Oh my damage look my damage you're so hot
To hand it your body I'm fucking too handy
Chat don't bash the strategy we all know you've done this too
We're gonna butt
Playing the game as intended skip after mobs
To late game early game
Come on use gold foul food before killing wait true. I don't think we have on though
I'll check for that view it gives you more runes, but we don't have one. I just checked
We do have a foot I swear. Yeah, but it's a civil one.
How do I... Is he waking up tonight or something?
No foot, no foot.
How do I check out if he's much further?
I think we had him for sale, casualty.
I don't know which shopkeeper had it, though, it's not only 20% more.
OK, I'm gonna kick right now.
Come on.
Right now, ready?
Right now.
I'm gonna kick right now.
I'm gonna kick right now.
Wait.
Gonna pop my breath and kill him right now.
Gonna pop my breath and kick right now.
Boom.
Oh my god.
How much?
More breathes I need to do.
Cajun!
Do you want to check if there is a golden foot at the church?
No, because it resets the health bar.
If I stay, it doesn't, right?
No, just get it, just get it, just get it.
Okay, okay.
Because then we're both going to have to swap and swap
and the board watchers are going to have to exchange the skills.
What's the percentage increase from the foot?
30% I'm saying.
110k rooms instead of 70k.
Is that worth it, do you think?
Yeah, I mean, that's like fucking...
like 10 bosses 20 20 normal bosses so wait okay so if you're gonna stop auto
attack you want to take it right now I'm gonna keep attacking you check right
now for foot I mean combat though get a lot of combat okay don't kill it though
cuz it's gonna ruin the game if you can't I'm doing six damage just six
ten each every five seconds
i hope my bleeding is not going to proc, i don't think it should though
i think we just kill it by the way
let's kill it, let's kill it, let's kill it
i'm waiting, i'm waiting, i'm waiting
you're going to be tweaking
i'm scared to reset this health
you have a golden horn? wait, wait, wait, kager, we may have a golden horn they say
i don't know what that does though
Don't kill it yet, please.
Where is that?
I'm checking.
Beast horn.
Golden rawa.
Don't kill it yet, please.
Where would that be, chat?
Please don't kill it, I don't get the assist.
Should I kill it though?
No, no! Please don't!
Golden horn, Cajal.
I have one apparently.
Use it!
Where? Where to?
I swear I don't have one.
Where?
I'm getting ragebed I think I don't have one by the way.
Really?
They're really sharp.
Oh I have it!
Golden horn I have it! I'm using it!
Second page!
Second page? Like the crafting material?
Second page is really good. I have it!
Use it! And let's kill it now!
Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it!
Yeah! Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! Use it!
Vamos! Let's kill! Attack! Attack! Attack!
Yo W check!
I don't know! Kill it fast!
Yo, chat just saved us hours. I'm not joking though.
We just killed 5 extra bosses by using that item.
Trying to kill.
Yeah.
Trying to kill.
Yeah, yeah, keep going.
Come on baby.
Yo, this is gonna be so sick.
Needs to kill fast, needs to kill fast. Now, now, damage.
Come on, check your rune button right-
Dead, dead door.
Check your runes, check your runes.
your wounds Kedra but it's not dead is he dead well did you get 70k no 70k 70k oh my
Oh my god I thought it was glitched.
Did you get it?
Buff run out?
Yeah but the buff run out apparently.
Oh no did not.
I don't know maybe we should have started your cage.
I thought maybe the randomizer guy like fixed like patched it or something.
I was so scared bro.
Oh my god.
Alright alright alright alright alright.
It did run out your bum ass.
You can see it top left.
You see the golden foot.
Sorry bro.
I swear Alan ring is the one game where everyone thinks they are they are my muskals
All right. Mmm question is what I become a bigger bigger MD or not. I don't know
Oh nine levels
30 bigger how much
40 is so hard.
I think that's perfect.
Let me check my weapons.
That's perfect.
It's okay to- which weapon did you just use to make the blood damage?
I may need that.
Waki's actually.
Waki's- is it a dagger?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
18 dex 20 arc.
18 dex 20 arc.
New York. Oh no. Wait, we almost have that. How many fire nights? I don't know.
Shed, what's the play bro?
I'm clueless.
Do no intelligence build for realism!
Yo bro, that's fucking Shed casual.
I can't.
Strength, until you respect?
Wait, for a Fire Knight's Greatsword, which damage attribute shall I speck?
It tells you what the scale's by.
Yeah, they're all DVD, do they matter then?
Oh, um, then probably the one that you can use otherwise, maybe.
Mmm.
Chad, I think I'm gonna stay with this.
How much faith do I need, Chad? How much faith? 12, right?
Like 28, one endurance.
Chad, would this be smart?
I like this kind of.
Wait, no, fuck health.
because our flask do no fucking heals
like that plus one
that's good
so you don't get one shot
oh my god chills
did you level up?
yeah i got my new weapon
you're doing damage build not tank and holy holy
give me one second there was one weapon that
wait switch weapon are you are you using that weapon yes or no
yeah give me that give me the claim or give me the claim on now
kato i'll take over the claim okay
Yeah, let me find it hold up.
Yes!
Oh my god, good fucking shit.
Finally a good weapon.
It's Claymore plus two by the way.
This is really OP.
Baby!
Oh my, now I'm hot, now I'm hot.
Finally a good weapon.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Yo yo, sword looks fucking sick by the way.
Holy shit.
chat do i buy the greatsword or do i get um or do i get a skam on why are you not dropping
a k-draught and how much strength does it need
I
The great song way cage well
Speak
You did not just fucking deleted
Hello
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
yo I swear to God I missclicked it all good I swear to God it was plus to
reset
I have other weapons I have other weapons you're the longsword a wacky
Is that she an entrance meteorite or a great sword?
No, no, no, no, no, I have that, no, I have that.
Nothing came close to your claimor, bro.
The thing is, it's not even about that it's a better weapon
than the other ones that you just named
that you have as a backup.
Kajal, the claimors were at all started, bro.
And I love finishing what we started with.
You know, you stay true to your weapons.
You stay true to your tools, to your friends.
The claimor was one of our friends, bro,
but you just, it's okay.
Kajal, I'm gonna switch over to the great club.
I didn't even realize what was happening.
You're good. I'm gonna switch over to the great club.
I swear to God.
Wait.
No, I actually wanna throw the one down.
No, stop, stop.
Chad, great club or great saw?
Remember, like, a great saw, the first time I had it.
Club is more fun. I agree.
It's more stance breaks, right?
so I have how much strength 19 for the great club I need oh god help me I'll
chat 35 which means 50% for double-handing how do we go how do we
reset to the last save how do we do that no bro fuck the fucking claimable it is
where it is I'll get the club great so best stagger in the game all I want is
just to stagger, alright I'm getting the fucking red sword
oh no, I have a gift for you
what is it?
it's bugged it
just don't discard the gift
where did it go?
I offered him a bell bearing of smithing
that I found
it's in the shops
where?
In the shops
Like when you talk to them
What do you mean I deleted it no I didn't it's an offer bell bearing and I clicked yes
Yeah, the great solid right wait
What
I just gave a bell bearing for Smith who had the great song nice to do business wait
it's fixed it's fixed it's in the normal shop in the normal shop infinite splitting stones
Look, look, look, look, look, look!
I need some...
I fucked up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I unleashed infinite-spacing-spawns by the way.
Look!
Nice, K-K-K!
Look at your regular shot, it wasn't bad, it wasn't bad.
K-K, do you remember where the greatsword was?
Like which cellar?
great sword which mean which one the great sword what you mean the great
sword it's fine I'm gonna get the great club but what do you mean the great
sword apparently somebody was selling the great sword but I don't know where on
the road to the castle where Dancing Lion was. Castle Moran Rampain Grace. I've never
heard of it. I don't have the weapon Greatsword. Where was it? Yeah, it's a seller selling
it that we walked past by. That's what we need to kill every seller, you know? Next
to the horsepost of the Mace. Fuck. I don't want that weapon. I keep it then, you know?
Chad which one is it?
Sure sir.
That's south-east, bottom of the map.
Which one?
Or how do you guys remember this?
This one?
So we should kill every cellar we see then?
Yeah, 100% because then we have to shop at one spot.
Yeah.
up
8
wait this guy oh my god, Chad if this is it you're the best
Please
Play it again
Yeah, bro our chat is correct K drill. How did you guys remember that?
and the $2,000 stone sword key that may be worth it or yo so you got a better
weapon than the one I discarded or what yeah yeah and I'm even happy about you
fuck that weapon oh my god this is my thought about life you know something
bad happens when it turns into something even better I'm so happy right now
all right let me spec up for this 31 strength I need
Chad I do need some endurance though as well right?
No I can't.
Go to the...
Ah wait you can't.
Yo I've upgraded my weapon plus 4 by the way.
Oh wait yeah I need to as well.
So where do you go?
Wait!
What?
Chad do I only get 21 and then endurance?
So I don't run out of stamina in stock?
What happened?
Did you do something on the map or what?
me he's giving up it's a 21 plus 50% plus 10 yeah check if I double hand it I
can use it I don't need 31 I need one less level down this is good how do I
I see it at the bonfire.
Aha, I did it.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my!
Kajal.
GG.
One thing, one thing, right now real fast, this makes it much easier.
Come to round table hold right now.
Come to the shop, shop sell again, okay?
I have a flask upgrade for you.
GG. What are you doing? Wait, I can upgrade it even more.
I'm coming to the shop. What have you done? What have you done?
Go press bell bar in shop 4 and you buy the sacred tier.
So you have flasks at plus 2. Much needed. Much needed.
I already bought it. I already bought it. What?
It says 0. The shopkeeper 4?
Okay W. Is that from the first shop?
Yeah. Back open, no matter.
Alright, grab me up baby. Fuck, I can only buy three. Fuck.
Fuck. How many smithing stones do I need to max out on ones?
Like twelve? You need two, then four, then six.
So you need twelve. Two, then four, then six, okay.
And then you need to them for the six again
So I know I have runes to use but she's out of smithing stones. She's Audi
She don't sell no more
Wait, she sells more what the fuck
Wait, is she sell infinite smithing sounds casual we can make any boss we want now any boss casual
fuck I bought too many yo plus six you have six on your weapon plus five right now plus
five you have plus five on your weapon yes I do how much you have wait yours is yours
a Zombo though right yours a Zombo is it Zombo what yours is yours needs the Zombo stones
no no what normal ones yeah what level is yours wait wait I don't have enough
cash to buy five more and up there plus six oh do you have spare level twos any
No, that's five. No, I have zero
Let me check if I can afford that you're saying change the ash of war without what do you mean?
To this one five two thousand so I need two thousand ones
Do I have the oh?
To what oh my god, I
I
Get it to plus six as well casual GG GG
We can kill the dragon right now if we want to I'm not joking
Yo, I love the sod
What's useless
Back home
So, plus six.
Back over, I matter.
Do we need threes now?
Yes, all right, we need two more threes.
All right, Kajal, it's the time, bro.
I swear we can beat the dragon now if we wanted to.
You wanna go?
I think we could do it.
I matter.
But I have enough.
I think we could do it.
No, I don't.
Wait, they're saying I can plus seven.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We need runes here.
Oh, wait, I only need runes.
Okay, so you're a plus six you said?
Yeah, how many I can't get seven. I don't know what are you missing ruins? Yeah, ruins
Wait can't we sell the boss thingies for money
Maybe I don't know actually yeah, I think so I think goes back over
GG.
No, I'm plus 5.
I'm plus 5 by the way.
I'm plus 7.
KJ, let's kill the dragon now, huh?
We get a revenge.
Oh my god.
Which one was it?
Crystalline Woods?
Crystalline Woods.
Oh, we're going right now?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh my god, it's time.
But this dragon is going to get one shot now.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
Chet is going to say we're fucking cheating, bro.
I don't think that's fair
Bro fuck it bro it wasn't a fad when we came fucking under level bruh
Why the fuck is this bitch ass head
Check my softcage will you see this shit bro?
I look like a fucking anime character bro
Holy
Let's go
Wait a minute where you at where you at
You see me on the map you see me on the map
You're going up to the wrong direction buddy
But you're not on the crystal in woods
still in woods yes I am yes I am I'm waiting for you am I done yeah I don't see
you on the map though no joke you don't see the yellow marker when you look
around the map you the yellow at the top northeast like the yellow no no no
what so if I you don't see me right now in front of you no you don't see me
Are you in front of me?
Yes.
Yeah, I tried to go down, I don't see anything.
Okay, I'll teleport again, Chris Lee.
Now?
Nope, don't see anything, let me try and teleport.
Fixed it.
Nice! Alright let's go, let's fucking slay the dragon bro!
Go go go go go go go go!
This guy better drops the most!
Let me see your damage, I'm not gonna hit you okay?
I'm not gonna hit, I'm gonna do so much damage!
Aaaaaaah!
Why don't I go in the right direction?
Yeah...
Go go go!
I said I will too end it, I will!
Go go go!
Let me see your damage, let me see you just take the sun, take the sun!
Check the sun!
Check the sun!
I used to do a 100, check this out.
200!
400!
Oh my god.
We just can't die.
What's that?
I don't see him.
This is a good spot, Fass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a great spot.
Fire fire fire!
I want to hit my L2
You're one you're one you're one you need to heal
I'm putting on fire, by the way.
Nice.
What's that?
What?
Are you respawning as a glitch or no?
Should I come myself?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
morning is a glitch or no? Should I kill myself?
What we have? We just didn't dodge well aren't we?
What is my LQR two-button?
We can't even kill me.
Hey, we have enough damage. No? We just didn't dodge?
Let's not act like we didn't kill like bosses where we also didn't do a lot of like chat
that's possible or that's what it's called right ashes of war the button L2R yeah let's
go we go back okay let me know when you're back
Loading stream will end now. Hold on.
Now. Okay.
KJ, are you focused? Even though you're eating, my chat is saying you're not focused because you're eating.
No, I finished eating. I'm focused now.
W! Alright, let's go. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in.
I swear to God. I was hanged here a second ago.
That's why I discarded the weapon, by the way.
Shit.
On the right.
careful careful
what's he doing here?
what's he doing here?
come on come on
what's that?
popping action before you
go back go back
but it goes underneath him or what?
yeah a little bit
we're gonna fly
what's this?
hold the arrow
nice dodge KG
On the right here. Be careful.
I was so ready for that.
Careful tail wing.
Don't die on me, don't die on me. You're not going to die on me.
Tail wing.
What's he doing? Fire? FIRE FIRE!
What's he doing? Steal? Nice.
Doing huge damage here by the way.
Massive. Careful.
Tell, tell, tell! A fist sword!
What's he doing?
Uh... Lightning Swords!
Nice.
Uh... He's protecting.
What's this? What is this?
Yeah.
Getting big damage in here.
Close.
Nice.
You're touched.
Careful.
What is this?
What is this?
Tail?
Tail!
No!
And close.
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one.
We're good.
We got this.
I'm out of fields.
I can't take any damage.
Just don't be greedy, don't be greedy.
That's how we lose.
Careful he's gonna fire spell maybe.
Maybe going with horse so you get range.
Nice.
Canceled it.
No.
Got a line of petition.
Maybe we need to...
We got it we got it are we got it we got any
Maybe I have one maybe I do does it do a lot more wait let me check let me check where the
geese is I have this this can do more damage I'm gonna use this and then did my I have
Caged with a half geese
Does my ashtub war buff you?
You get fucking fire mojo buff?
No sir
You just ashtub war?
I have one dragon geese
Jade it's not the buff, it's not the buff
It's upward cut, it's this
I think this is good bro
Alright, are you ready?
Yes, complain and light and heavy attack.
Wait, what do I do then, chat?
R2-X, R2-Auto-Tek or what?
Where are you?
I don't see you.
Are we going to the dragon?
I'm ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on the dragon.
Really?
I don't see you.
Where are you going?
The right direction?
I don't see you on the map.
You're in Narnia.
You're in Narnia, by the way.
I don't see you on the map.
I'm on the dragon.
Narnia, you're a Narnia by the way, I don't see you on the map.
I don't see you on the map.
Opps the direction.
So we don't have a Wetzel knife, we can't change the Ash of War.
Gage, can you come, you have to reset, I can't see you, it's glitched.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I don't see you.
Can you teleport through Grace one time?
But you don't see me?
Yeah.
Then you need to keep it to the Grace.
I did, it didn't work.
Now I see you.
Now I see you.
you're blind as shit
on everything that I love
I'm geasing out
this is my last geese
come on this needs to be around
no runes don't say pick up my runes
we're not gonna die anyways
careful tail mate
You might feel it back here. Oh my god. We got this. We're gonna all damage. Oh my
Okay, this has to be run
I died no you didn't know you didn't by the way your rage baiting
I'm dead. I'm right baby
No, I'm dead. I'm dead
It was my last geese cage. We had so much damage
We were popping him bro, but you know why you know why flask of wonder is Saichi you should use that
What do you mean what is that but I don't I only have nothing in it. I've only magic in it
Yeah, with my mom works
That one isn't that broken isn't that like the most opi thing in the game to use it before
And so what you have inside Kater you build your own one like you build a concoction
I don't know what's inside, how do I trick?
Nothing is inside probably!
No, it's full!
No, if you didn't put anything inside...
That's the one on the side tree!
Okay, look. If you didn't put anything inside, nothing is inside.
Am I going?
Alright, nice.
Alright, okay, let's go, let's go. We can do it without the geese.
Bro, we had so much damage!
Fuck!
Bro, Kager, we had so much damage!
Check if you have another Geese!
Like, I think we have other ones.
Just not a dragon one.
Like, I have poison one, that's gonna help.
Wait, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Yeah.
Yo, Mr. Beast, what's good?
Shit, all in, guys, all in, all in.
Chad, is he...
Can I poison him? Yeah, right?
I've poisoned holy and raw string, what is this?
Okay.
You ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Let's go, now, now, now!
Wait a second, wait a second.
Okay, waiting, waiting, waiting.
I'm gonna pop my flash, could run inside, check when you say ready.
It doesn't do anything.
Check if you have other geese, check if you have other one, schedule.
Use your other geese.
Use your other geese, nice.
I'll pop the flash.
Use your other geese, please.
Just don't get one.
My horse is talking.
Big damage from me!
Careful.
He can't face me or what?
Okay, sure.
I'll waste the poison leaves.
Alright, I'm just gonna kill myself.
Hang on.
I'm not gonna lie, my horse was brought to the start.
Don't get one shot, bro, please.
I died on purpose, Ed.
You see his health went to half, that's not fair.
Really?
Mine went...
on my screen it was half health you can't roll this one casual because I have
only one last poison these yes me yes I've only one yes I've only one last
poison these are you already in check if you have another geese casual please it
takes a second and it makes that I'm much more familiar familiar easy I have
I'm sure you have some.
I have that is...
V-Rogies.
But I have a rune arc and I'm down to pop it.
It doesn't do anything, you don't have anything inside casual.
No, rune arc.
Yes, it doesn't do anything, you don't have anything inside.
I could be wrong.
Inside where?
Inside the rune arc selector.
Alright, let's go.
So how long is Poison 4?
You can't poison work on this dragon. Should we go by poison from the round table?
No, no, no, it's only like I'll pop it. All right, let's go
Don't get in the shot. Just focus on dodging at the start, please
Because the attacks are weird at the start like the lightning bolts
Fire fire fire, stand behind it
Careful, drop
What?
Yo, I'm doing it
That's one of the super poison dusts.
What?
What is this?
What the f**king poison bro?
NO!
ALREADY NO POISON?
It's useless, bro, it's useless.
I'm gonna kill myself, but PLEASE we have to lock in bro.
I'm trying!
I swear to god, not Veldemar, what a best game to have made.
The dragonfights though, yeah, I agree.
Not gonna lie, not gonna lie, the cameras are kinda cooked in the dragonfights, I don't
know what's going on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you selecting the dragon with the camera?
No.
Okay, good.
Not that though.
Do I use another geese?
Will we die instantly again?
I have holy geese.
I have holy geese, holy, holy, I'll use it, but please don't leave me, let's go, let's
go.
I've completed this game before, I'm an Elden Lord.
I'm just first time in any weapon, shut up, not that deep.
Alright, let me use my Holy Geese, here we go.
If I had to claim more, we'd be crying.
Just locked in, come on.
At the start, just dodge, I'm not gonna lie, like those fucking lightning bolts.
Careful, now.
Nice, Peter.
Careful.
What?
I'm alive?
Take damage in the back line.
Careful.
What is this?
This doesn't do any damage.
You're good, you're good.
This doesn't do any damage.
Careful.
Now.
Whaaaaat?
Listen, I think we need to direct
This is an art fight! This is art man! This is art!
This is art!
Not gonna lie, this is the strongest dragon in the game, I swear to god this is gonna be the strongest dragon in the game.
Hello.
Hello.
You just fucked us so hard.
Did you use the holy geese?
Yes, of course, it's gone, I have no more geese.
How much damage did you do?
210.
Okay, yes, 10,000 health, whatever.
I
Cook some armor Pedro, let's do what like bro. We had it low like look at the best attempt come on
Just look in look in
By the way, you're just saying you're one-handed. They may be trolling. Just make sure you're rolling
This is the trial, let's go fall in
We can't die to a claw not to a tail we're not stupid
You just have to horse away when you see that, okay dude?
Horsey away.
Got full clock?
Nice one.
That doesn't do shit, but good.
Got full!
Get a full one!
Get a full one!
I don't know.
Got full!
Fire!
Horsey, horsey!
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Rolling rolling rolling
Nice
Oh no
Fire again
Pussy Pussy Pussy
We're cooking we're cooking
What is he at?
Bro he's bugged
No light
Piss him if you don't piss him if you don't
What killed me I wasn't
I know we can fuck this guy
No, we're we're level 80. No, we're level 50 with plus seven weapons. How are we not killing a fucking starter dragon?
That ain't just out of rock
Bro, this is tutorial boss
Can we do it or no? I'm just annoyed of getting fucking one shot. That's my only and that's the only thing if you wouldn't one shot
I'm gonna get pissed off at a dragon fight come you just this game this game is designed for you to bash your head into a wall
I'm gonna go into the world works. I haven't started using it temporarily boost physical attack. I'm gonna cook them now
Oh my god. I'm gonna use mine to is off
Let's go.
Incoming!
Let's go.
Now, good comes.
Let's go.
Get a flash into the ward now.
Lock in.
Careful, let me start.
Don't go one shot again.
Go ahead.
Please, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
What?
No.
Careful.
Let's get some damage now.
Fire, fire, fire, fire.
Back, back, back, back.
Go to tail, go to tail.
Never mind, never mind, what the fuck?
Oh, I'm not gonna die.
Oh I'm not good at that.
Claw.
I'm dead.
No you're not.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
You're dead?
Yes!
Kill me baby.
Am I boosted? Is that the problem here?
I'm gonna use bleed weapon that I use on big dragon one bleed one
It's level 0, it's level 0, it's level 0.
Yeah, but the bleed did 17k damage.
Okay, let's try it.
It's not bleed resistant, right?
Let's go, let's go.
You coming?
Yeah.
Wait.
Waiting.
Do we have another flash? No, I don't.
Oh, this is going to be legendary, by the way.
By the way, let's go. Let's go. I'm going in.
One bleed. One one shot. Okay. Yeah, come on. Just play for my bleep. Play for my bleep.
Don't let me die. No, no, no, no.
You can't just just die. Die.
if you aggro early i can't get in range by the way
that's on you
alright alright let's go on together let's go on together
you ride first you ride first yeah well i'm gonna be on the low speed so just don't
week how annoying is the loading
stream where it's like it's you're getting
shocked every time you died was like
this like bro like at some point you
don't want to die anymore you know this
is horrible I stare at this fucking
loading street for 10 minutes after
so let's lock in there's no loading
screen if we don't die come on
waiting okay so I made it come on now
Hold up hold up hold up. Let me go first. Let me go fucking horns. I bleed build go
Why is your horse question?
Is it let's go let's go let's go in bound in bound in bound in bound
Don't die early again. It's fast. It's a goose you go
Careful.
Careful, careful, don't be greedy. Lightning, lightning, lightning!
Ah, it's not that...
Stay low.
What's that?
Fire?
Yeah.
Careful.
You have to just keep range when he does that attack.
Claw.
Claw.
Easy.
this is fire fire go to his back go to his back
oh my god, massive damage
careful for claw
nice skater
stay alive, double heal, double heal
claw
nice skater
get back down
claw
massive
do you think they'll now?
they'll!
keep your arms down now
no?
do you think they'll?
No...
This will be the next one.
Did I bleed croc once in a fight?
I think it did.
He didn't do any damage, but I'm pretty sure.
Bro!
How are we losing this guy? It's not good bro.
Bro is this how a Yamcha fell from? This is not possible, give me up.
I feel like I can beat him right now. I'm reselling, reselling.
Did my Bleed proc here?
I swear I was close.
That's my highest bleeding I think 12 years.
Chad, did this Bleed proc or no?
The dragon can't bleed they say, Kajal.
What?
Here's
You can't your pets wrong when I explore something else and I get some more levels or no, I don't know
What I want to try seven more times wait building
How many more times
Fine, let's go the death count is at 62 yours if you did
You can't talk buddy.
No, I just meant to count! The seven tries! What the fuck?
I wasn't trying to say anything like that.
Okay.
Let's go, let's go.
But let's please lock in here.
Ruffle.
Oh, oh.
Where is he? Where is he?
I am, I am.
Oh, it's a fire movie.
I think the bleed field is impossible, I don't have the uptime, it's impossible.
I got like 8 hits in it to start and I did 20 damage a hit.
I hear they said he can't breathe right?
How did we get him so low on the first try?
Why did we fall off so hard?
Oh, I mean, I...
I think it's...
We're just not locked in on dodging right now.
We're just focused on damage maxing.
But the damage lies in us dodging.
You know what I mean?
The damage lies in...
The gain is in the pain.
Yeah.
We just see clean dodges. Clean dodges.
Let's go.
Try number two chat it's bleep good or bad on this guy and please be honest
Like on fire you go on your horse you go away
It's bad okay, do you use your normal?
Not lead not lead
Make sure double hand. Let's go. I'm really trying to lock in bro. I'm serious. You're good. Let's go
Just don't get tilted. That's how we can't do it. Let's go
It's coming. Come on. This is the run
Let's get him to at least 50% lower than 50. Come on. I will not stupid
Careful early damage should take any damage
By a fire fire fire fire fire. Sorry, I didn't call it
Careful that's a one-shot just dodge it
I like it bro, dragonfights in this game are impossible, they're impossible.
You need to be 80 levels up.
You said 7 tries.
Four more to go.
Four more to go.
I think loading screens weren't so long, this wouldn't be painful, but this is really
telling me to distract the spirit brother, I'm about to fucking do something.
I'm about to throw my controller at my screen, I see.
But at least you're getting tips while you're waiting, like I have to wait on the horse.
Tips!
Yeah, they show you tips on the loading screen, no?
No, I'm broke.
I misspeak my pot, whatever.
Just go fuck the fight.
What doesn't do anything or you need the help from?
Yeah, oh
Here we go. You don't need it. Okay. I'm not six now. Okay
Dragons are strong in this game
Is the dragon strong in this game?
Let's look in come on
Oh time to tell you guys by a random lighting
That's kind of weird.
Now he's using his OP spell.
But I'll instantly dodge, and I'm gonna dodge.
Okay, can I?
You're dead.
I'll do this fight out, just to show you.
Just to show you that we can't.
If you won, you won the dragon right now.
I'll give you a thousand gifted subscript.
I am not joking.
A thousand.
Unless there's a glitch.
of
Oh, okay.
What?
Chat, what's the play?
What do we need to do? Also, I'm going to deal with the $20 saying congrats on 900k on YouTube.
How do you mean?
Much fucking locker.
On the main channel or the second one?
I remember Olaf praying for the golden play button on the bar one.
Fight on horse?
I think this one is too hard for me, I'm not gonna lie.
It's too tanky chat, no?
I think we have to get some levels.
Kongi, absolutely nuts.
It was a nice try.
That's unlucky.
Wait, did we get him to 1 HP before?
Is that true?
Oh my god, that's unlucky.
Best attempt is at like 20%.
On the first try we got him to 20%.
Cajun, how?
Because we had good teamwork.
We had good teamwork, that's why.
the start of its plan in a try is lying. I remember the whole fight from start to finish.
We got him to 20 percent how? Because we're goats like that. We're goats. Come, it's
easy. I've downloaded its movement. I swear to God I've downloaded it. Let's go, let's
go, let's go. I will do the shot calls, okay? Yeah. I found the hack. You move your camera
to the dragon's hands when you're hitting him.
Okay, let's go.
I mean, yeah, that's what I was doing.
Yeah.
Now, get off the mountain.
Don't take the free damage. Don't take the damage.
Oh, hell no, hell no.
Careful.
I'm dead.
Oh, she also attacked?
I'm dead.
I couldn't use it.
I think I think I think that holy that's kind of close though that's the horse
take that I think that's
okay let's do some other bosses all right we need some levels I'm not joking
though how many more choices there I think bro just need to lock in okay oh
Oh nice, where did all we can do this?
One more try one more last one
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go one full one fine one for one. Come on. I believe I
believe
Why are you getting one shot though?
Yeah, yes
The only thing the one shots us is the claw
Right swear to God if we eventually kill this dragon and he doesn't drop a key
I'm uninstalling the game on the spot on the fucking spot
Okay, so now just close your eyes two seconds one to open them now. Let's go
Whoa, you just simulated the whole fight in your head. You don't know what you just give me go
Actually, that's when the shit come on
Yeah, we have a lot
He's going up in here, dog. Take damage
Gary, let's just...
No! It's now!
Let's go!
Tail!
Get behind him!
It's... it's... it's close!
Keep him here!
We're doing good, we're doing very good!
Watch out, he's gonna do something to me!
Stay behind him!
Nice!
He left all the goods, we are great!
You're trying to get close.
No!
Heal up, heal up, heal up, heal up!
Healing!
Heal!
He's gonna do big damage here, don't you-
Got it!
No!
Heal up again.
Oh my-
Massive attack on!
Stay towards tail, I think.
Careful.
Could be tail now.
No attack.
You're ready, stay with it, you know!
Oh no.
Go in with loss.
What is this?
It's rotating. Watching him, watching him, watching him.
Hey, stop chasing!
Fire, fire, fire!
Fire! Run back, back, back, back!
No, not yet, he's rotating.
Now tell him, got it.
Heal.
No!
Just one time.
One is back to left.
We got it.
Push, hit him.
Push.
Watch out, he's going to be freaking out.
Fire!
Fire me!
Run in his feet, run in his feet!
Heal! Heal!
What?!
He disappeared!
Oh, he said no no way. No fucking way by the way. No, no way. No way
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Oh
No, oh no scary spell scary spell
I got a bomb shot you have to finish this focus on defense
That's right
Bro this reset fucked us up. This reset fucked us up. We were in such good fucking pace, bro
Come on. We got it. We got it. We got it now. We got it now. We got it
One thing we always have to do we have to stay at his tail. Come on nuts. I think almost all the text
You know when he goes in the air and it's not really fire
Just paste his toes by the way really because then you land on his toes
He lands on your head your head to need skin. I got like auto-attacks him when he went for the fire. Yeah
not even with a horse just run I mean you could you can horse but I just ran
in a straight line run towards his toes yeah run towards his toes when he
kicks off let's go close the actual seconds and
Then you're good.
Stay on tail, I swear.
Look, like the back foot's are much better.
Got it.
Heel, now.
He's putting fire against the back.
Yeah, this tail.
Doing a big auto.
Oh my god.
Watch out.
What?
Double heal?
Tail?
Go!
Got it!
Tail?
You might go tail on the second
No no no no no no no no no no
Go!
Got it!
No way did that hit you!
I have no pulse left.
Got him.
Nice, Gangel.
Got him.
Got him.
Fire, fire, fire.
He's a new one going in.
Bye-bye!
I'll car.
He's on your own going in.
He might reset here, he might reset.
Yeah, I'm a fine, right?
Oh...
Nice.
Oh!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
Do I keep trying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You're a hero.
FUCK!
Too early!
Can you reset my mind please?
I'm nervous.
Just close your eyes for one second while you auto-attack me.
Okay mate.
Now open.
Nice dodge!
Fire, go back, back, back, back!
Nice, nice, nice, get a big hit.
Huge on our lips!
Oh my god.
Failed!
Nice.
Chasing.
Oh.
What?
go to the right
there comes
clock, watch something
go to the clock
touch touch
Flying. Flying! Watch out for fire!
Fire! Oh my god! Back to the cell! Back to the cell! Back to the cell!
I'm really...
I've no stamina! No!
NOOOOO!
No, no, no, no!
Shut the fuck up!
Again again
Well, I thought I heard it
You could have committed you're about to be in the Hall of Legends by the way stop when he was doing the fire tech
I thought I was CG. I thought I was CG
You were literally about to be in the Hall of Legends
Kager let's kill him right now, let's kill him right now.
But you know what that means?
Yeah.
You're 1% off of being a legend.
Kager, this is our run right now.
Come on.
So let's get that 1%.
Here we go, come on.
Come on.
This dragon is our bitch.
Let's tame it.
I told you we can do it.
I told you this is the 7th try.
I can't even try.
Now we know the moveset.
Now we know the moveset.
This is the 7th try.
This is the 7th try.
Here we go.
I swear we just have to dodge this one shot attack by all the enemies.
by always having to watch him, you know what I mean?
That's right.
What?
Stop your watcher.
What?
Oh, no.
Best position?
Start flying away.
Double kill, double kill.
in, in, in, just go in, nice.
I was in on the headshot.
We got the schedule.
Fire, towards the towers.
Come on, this around.
Now.
Now.
The wave is so long.
Now.
Nice hit.
Good damage.
We got this.
Nice hit.
Just don't get hit by anything now.
If any happens this way, the second way.
And now.
Oh no, no, no, no. I see you.
Fire, fire, fire. No, you're not, no, you're not.
You're right, there are so many three attacks now.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I see you.
I throw the start, I bugger.
Don't try on that.
I'll be on you, I see you.
Oh, that is so possible.
Okay, I reset.
Hello!
When I jumped off my horse, I went inside him.
I went inside him and I took three damage.
It wasn't fair.
Never horse, never horse, never horse.
If we were in an Elden Ring Pro play speedrun they would have remade that stuff.
Never horse, only to get space, you know?
Only to...
Yeah, I was on the horse from the start, you know, but it fucked me.
Yeah, yeah, check, check, check.
This is... would you do the plan?
One auto, check.
If he's gonna hit, roll.
How's he already aggro?
Never to...
Never to auto, I'm still on low, you should know.
I'm in for it.
Never to auto check.
yeah are you here let's go yeah you're flying to this one no we don't go it's
holy is it yeah let's go
Oh, he's not the right way. I need to get in range. Hold up.
I'm about to go down, my bad.
It's fine, kid. There's minus one pot. We don't care about that.
No early damage now. Lock in. Lock. We dodge those.
Always stay to his backfield. And he can't hit you.
Say hello to him. Lock.
How?
Always stay to the back there.
Go in, go in.
Nice, this is good to see.
He can't hit us with this.
A hatch on?
Nice.
Claw?
Claw?
What is he doing?
Is this fire fire fire towards tail?
What?
Easy
Alright, I go to tail
What did we do?
Did you tail?
Tail?
Heal?
Just go to what's tail, can't hit you that.
Nice
This is what still run
Nice that shot massive
Oh, I'm going to say that you keep attacking you keep attacking
The ground
Massive damage
Stay close to the speck field, K-Zoll
What?!
We got this
Fire! Massive damage now
Don't be greedy with those sails
Got him!
I'm on fire, on fire
What?
Fire, go towards the sails
on
a
half
a
half
a
half
a
half
half
half
half
a
half
Oh nice
NOOOOOO
OH MY GOD
COME ON
COME ON
EVERYBODY
DID IT TOGETHER
COME ON
KEEK
KEEK
Oh that was fucking crazy bro
That's what I'm talking about
Where's the key?
Is it bugged?
Maybe we check behind the thing, it's spawned now, for sure 100% right?
It's spawned here.
Look, come, come.
Scammer gets scammed.
This guy has a key ore.
14,000 wounds for that.
Wait, what did Sally say?
Sally said no, no, no.
Sally said that we can get the hint or something.
How does this hint shit work?
I need to know it now before I fucking lose my mind.
I am not
Joe
King Kajal I'm about to cry. I am not joking. Sally. Are you here?
You can buy it from kale the guy you
Kail, what does that mean? What does that mean?
What does that mean we get a wet blade that's what we get for killing a
Wait a second, what does that mean, what does that mean Charlie?
He dropped a bell bearing, right, he dropped a bell bearing, right, he dropped a bell bearing, right, did he?
You better have dropped a fucking bell bearing.
What is the item called?
Who is the item called?
Who?
Kale dropped the item so we can find the key.
Oh my god!
What is the item called?
Kale, who's Kale?
I don't see it.
Kale dropped the item so we can buy a key.
Sally, what is it called?
I have Church of Ellie. Is that one?
Merchant Kale, I'm going to him right now. I'm gonna go talk to him.
What is that?
I'm gonna go say hello to him. Nope, I'm loading screen.
Alright, Merchant Kale, where's he at?
Please tell me is that...
He left?
He left? Where did he move to?
think you can buy it anymore you would need to take back he's here he's here
he's here but he's like DC to what I can't speak to him where where is he
he's dressed as Santa Claus just rolling us are what track it was I do
okay here's an item that we need where is he where I can't kill you no no what
you mean no what you mean no do not kill him do not kill him go back don't kill
him at all costs please reset him reset him which one is an item that we need yes
yes you left again okay it's a good or bad first church I can't speak to him
where you at come here church of Ellie where I'm at come on now please speak to
Come here.
Ah.
Where are you?
Coming, coming, coming.
Why are you in the water?
Why would he have the item?
Here.
Is he on your screen?
Yeah, right there.
You see him?
Please tell me he gives you some random item.
attack him I can't speak to him why it doesn't work
rest at the grace rest of the grace I already did that didn't work wait did we
kill him yesterday no I killed him this morning Sally
why would he what the item has to be in the bell bearing no Sally please Google
or something I don't know there's no way if you kill him you're good like it's
it's I have the bell bearing guys
what is the item even called that we're looking for Sally maybe I already have
it I got it chaos Bell bearing got it picked it up he sold it to me I don't
think that's what you want it's not an item they don't want that chaos Bell
bearing listen to me it's not an item you can speak to him and he gives you a
hint why would it be that guy why would it be that guy offer bail bearing
nothing to offer what casual casual you have to speak to him and then he gives
your hand. He's dead. He is the D-
What is he kidding?
N-P- because I didn't know. Because I didn't know.
Find the notepad with the location on your computer. What the fuck does that even mean?
Wait, why can't Sally just give us the hint that you would have said?
In mod settings you can disable the need to have the key to get to boss.
What does that mean?
Can we read the TXT of the clue?
How do we do that without the key?
Sally, does it reset our shit, or no, if we do that?
Sally, we need help, we need some solution.
Wait, so just to clarify, the key is an item
somewhere on the map, on the ground, or what?
You can reset NPCs at the church with a turtle.
He mutated me, by the way.
Wait, actually, you have to always tell me
because I don't see it.
Am I on mute now?
Hello?
Hey, now I'm muted!
Now I was muted!
Did you say I'm muted?
Yeah, you're muted this whole time.
You okay?
Fast?
My bad.
Watch your back.
No way.
How can we respawn in chat?
Where's the turd lab, bro?
I'm about to cry.
Yo, where are the out-and-ring lords?
go to the church of vau and kiss the turtle
the church of vau?
where is the church of vau?
east leo?
aren't you guys elden rhodes?
yes we are in combat we're elden lords
at finding keys we're fucking gulag
you can't respawn NPCs they say
Sally, they say we can't respawn NPCs.
What?
There's a notepad with position of all items.
I'm not a cry.
I didn't realize Elbin Ring was Dora the Explorer, not gonna lie.
Here we are.
Do we open up the notepad?
What would it even say?
Loki, I talk to the NPCs.
Give me the hint, wait.
Loki, I talk to NPCs, give me the hint.
wade you're on the same cd
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my god it maybe saved
sally can talk to the mpc for us he's on the same like he can use our c generate
that's so fucking clever
we have three seats
wanna fight a bus real quick bro while we wait for sally
like lets we need some levels or
i'm not fighting there with any second time at four
Let's go storm hill check. We have like nothing explored to the right of that
Storm hill check, storm hill check, storm hill check
Oh my god, bro. If this is safe, I'm gonna absolutely cry
Of happiness, of happiness
You don't even need to go to the castle. What the fuck does that mean?
Apparently the castle's optional
What?
So where do we go?
if it's optional we go to red a hand in in Caleb red hand yeah where did you go I went
to Khaled what are you sure I'm gonna go get the map and then we're gonna go kill red
I'm coming with you.
So what is the next main boss, Chad?
Technically speaking.
Right ahead.
Redan?
Right ahead on Ryker.
Ryker.
Yeah.
Wait.
Redan right now?
Are we strong enough?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so too.
I'm coming with you.
I feel kind of strong.
I feel like I'm going to be strong.
I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you.
I'm coming with you.
I feel like the dragon was just busted by the way yeah, the problem is you imagine if there's a fucking millennia waiting inside there
We're fucking juiced out stats. There's a millennia somewhere
No matter what as long as it's not the last boss. I'm chilling, but I'm guessing the last boss is the most juice out sets
But I'm behind you
You're gonna get one shot no
bro it could be in redans is fucking corner just some bum ass post that we
one shot bro you know what I mean that's exactly what it'll be so where's
red hand you said you want to get the map yeah I got it oh yeah I remember
about this oh he's on he's in beast no it's downstairs oh yeah it is it is how
do we get there though for me you just go south all right
No no it's not not. No it's not.
It's that one over there.
Yeah this way this way.
You want to do the Gulak. You want to do the Gulak.
Fuck it Art, Kejri.
Lots of runes.
Where where where where?
Here here.
Where where where?
Oh yeah do it do it do it.
Fuck it.
We won't shut this guy by the way, this is crazy how long we are in this area.
Let's go.
This is new, we're in New Barrier right now.
Whoever it is won't pop.
Show yourself foul demon.
Right here, look at that.
That's a main glory.
No spin.
Got him, we got him.
Oh my god, already north is LOOFOOL!
Oh my god, absolutely cooked.
Knock again, knock again.
Oh wow.
Knock him!
I'm on spam, I'm on spam.
Oh my god, we did it the same time, I just got chills.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you good?
I'm gonna take aggro.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
That's fantastic.
I don't think so
Alright we got him
Ladies and gentlemen
We got him
Battlemage both of us
Sit down!
First time
Don't feel embarrassed
Secret tier!
Secret tier!
Yes!
That's actually soldier
I don't feel embarrassed you know
She's not embarrassed to get first time like that
Is this where we get the fucking tears?
From shit like this
That's actually massive Pedro
Now we have plus one on the flask
How crazy would it be if he dropped the key?
Wouldn't that be crazy?
I know, we prefer the Sanctuary, huh?
Because we don't need the key.
No key.
Ah, how the fuck do we get down?
I don't know, loading screen.
Oh.
Oh, everything here.
Holy shit, that thing is nuts.
Ah, no, no, no.
No loading screen.
You're gonna be at red done battle before I get out of this blue instrument. I know okay. Why is how do we get over?
It is the it is that one though, right? Right behind the castle is that one
Yeah, it's it's full southwest
Can we make the shot? How do we go with this? Well, you did. Yeah, you jump you watch. Oh
Baby
Yeah, I like that
okay man damn let's get it let's get we need some graces though look we have no
graces is this red main castle it must be
bro I'm sorry is it that one over there next poster remind me toilet
grace grace grace grace I wanted to go toilet for the past hour I'm not joking
Well, there's always something neutral to get up for your sacred tea. Yeah, good. Calms good. Calms good. It's actually massive plus three
Alright
The plan is one
No, this is not red hands castle. I'm sure of it, but it's not this one
it's it's
It's more south, you know like full
Yeah, at the bottom of the map like right at the bottom wait chest. I have to get it
It's gotta be a boss in this castle, right?
No
nine
They're going to the castle. I'm coming towards you now. Yes
Death Knight Long Haft Axe
What?
Oh, a weapon
What weapon?
That's a massive weapon, wait, really?
How do you open?
I don't know where you are though.
I'm coming now, I'm coming now.
What does that say?
Good news? I know what the key is.
Bad news is in the snowy area!
Sandy, you said it's close by!
What?
How is that even possible?
We're getting trolled by them, we're getting trolled.
Oh no, we need to go this way, but there's something in the way.
What is in the way?
There's something in the way here.
Watch out.
It might gank you from the free.
Yeah.
Can we kill that?
Damage check.
It's not even a boss is it?
Wait, we killed it.
Wait.
Oh, oh, oh!
What?
It actually died.
Yes.
Plus 3,000 runes.
I'll try to find a grace for you.
It's not looking good, someone's missing zone 5, someone's missing zone 3!
Anything else though?
Wait, you only got 3,000 runes?
Yeah, oh my gosh, okay.
Why do I have...
Why, yes, why, why?
What?
Why what?
Why what?
Why?
I have 30k.
Charge, charge.
You have 30k?
You have to pick it up, you have to.
You have to always spend it on level schedules, you don't...
Wait, you didn't kill it, it's respawned bro, it's on the side.
Because it's not a boss, but we did kill it.
You understand?
But it's covering the entrance, you need to get me a grace now.
Are you low HP? I can't...
But Sally was a default setting to have the items all across the map splattered like that's
no shock or what if we actually get looked.
Other situations where we actually can't go in if we have an item.
Or is there always a way around it?
This is not a church.
Oh no.
Kajal, how did you pick up your runes before?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I'm getting spawn camp.
The trolling.
I'm controlling myself right now, I need the sight, oh no, why is he here?
Is there anything in the castle by the way?
Is there anything worth going into the castle for?
I want the dynamite.
I'm getting dumps picked on.
I'm not gonna lie I'm not going back to that castle
Just drop the runes drop the runes it's worth it the time for rune investment is not there
brother it's not 15k runes I have to pick my blood I'm right next to it's
nothing it's nothing fast it's level no yeah real quick like minor close minor
close but let's let's go together again let's go together somewhere yeah come
sooth I know where I'm going now I found the track you actually know you actually
know him yeah there's a grace here somewhere
Okay, no, this is great, you can do your thing, I can get a grace for you.
Ah, it's fucking good.
I'm pretty sure there's a grace here somewhere, it's like right here, isn't it?
What?
15k runes a lot
15k for 8 fan daggers just
Why was there fan daggers inside of that fucking chest?
Why?
I knew those were here
Maybe try fighting robots, are you there as fucking 10,000 HP, no?
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I got a grey street already
Oh my god, I'm blue
Alright, let me try to pick up my runes
Did you just said you died? No. Fuck.
Let's see, maybe I can kill you, you must have heard that? Maybe you're right, chat, maybe you're right.
Maybe I just wanted everything. Oh my god! Oh my god!
No!
No!
No! Stop!
Okay, I did it.
That castle's cursed, by the way.
I'm coming.
Okay.
Lesson number one, don't explore yourself.
I found where we're going. I found where we're going like I know where we're going now. I found Radahens castle
Yo, if you did
Yo, hold up, we got a boss here. We got a boss. What's that item in the church here? We got a boss here
Yeah, I'm coming in a second. What's that item in the church area? I
Couldn't find it. I couldn't find it. I'm coming. I'm coming to you right now
Don't die solo right now. I'm coming, don't die solo, don't die solo, don't die solo, don't die solo.
I'm back, three, two, let's kill him. I'm right behind you, let's go.
He's looking at me. Let's go.
I'll pick up the map and then we fuck him in the ass.
Oh, and we have another trailer.
Let's go.
Oh my god, kill him.
Get him up.
Get the heal here.
Get shit on, loser.
Look at this guy.
So look at this timing.
And...
We're gonna get him off the horse.
The weapon is... Oh no.
Oh no!
Okay, don't just take the Tread of Ansonance.
Got him off the horse.
What? He's gonna freeze you?
Double-hit that was good.
Okay, I'll do an AWP.
Oh yeah, you're right.
It's not like one shot by the block.
No, AWP, watch out.
Wait.
What?
He didn't see it?
He missed that one.
He didn't see it again?
No, I can't.
That was the IP there.
That's how we go to the IP, but he didn't see it.
I don't like how close he's getting to this trader.
This trader could send us something to do.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Nice, finish him, finish him!
You're done!
He's done, right?
Yes, he's done, he's done.
He's done!
They were fucking wound, baby!
Come on!
Flask up, flask up, flask up, anything?
Irinas?
Wait, that's a quest for fucking underground, isn't it?
I'm finished
Come on, come on
stone sword key for 4k kind of bad
smithing stone three smithing stone four queen links great sword. Is that good?
Are we gonna do the thing you know?
Spawns crafted
Feel like we can soon upgrade our weapons no
Wait come back come back. Yeah, we kill him all
I'm finished yet.
Kedry, yes?
Hello?
Wait, if you call to him, you can click receive bell bearing.
Oh!
I got a kill for free.
I'm finished.
Okay, why the fuck?
Why did we kill the flasker?
That's my bad.
Come on, another easy boss on the way, maybe?
Wait, are we correct here?
I think this is wrong.
Nice, correct.
No!
No, look at the map. I know where we have to go casual come back this way
Someone's over there casting spells wait the church at the top. Did we get that or no?
But I don't know there was nothing in it. Ah, it's dragon one. Okay. Okay, wait, we have a tree branch over there could be massive item
Come on
Ah, ears to crash out.
Item.
Massive weapon, please.
I'm gonna crash out.
Fuck, I need to heal.
Oh no.
Yo, we need to find the grace now.
Yeah, it's this way, this way, this way.
Yeah, I'm picking up this item real quick.
That's a renown, right?
What?!
I hope I trace nice, baby
Is a chest up the fucking room there no up the tower, maybe we should get that really yeah, I think so
Item check item check
Going up the ladder hold up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Almost in the top
That's our wolf
9k
Dungeons are full of items bro
Opening the chest and we got a
Useless
Alright, let's let's fuck up. I don't let's fuck up
Done radon done. Let's go. You ready?
Yep
This is gonna be light work. I'll wait for you downstairs. You can also teleport to
Wait, the teleporter is off.
Wait, because it's randomized, it means that there's no weapon that shoots at us here, huh?
We need to activate the festival for Red Hand to spawn, right?
Oh!
We need to activate... yeah I think so...
Why are they kind of tanky?
We're going in right, we're going in.
Yeah, I'm coming out.
The doors locked, someone locked the door.
They're trolling!
Someone locked the door, someone locked the door.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait through the right no I remember something I think we can sneak in somehow
Yep on it
Item check?
Yeah I found it I found it
Nice wait I have to check out this item
Nevermind
check yeah I found it I found it nice right after check on this item
yeah all good all good found it oh my god yes
We need to go up there, the stairs, we can also go up here or no?
Up the ladder, up the ladder, up the ladder, up the ladder.
Yeah.
Ohhhh.
Well, easier set than done.
Nice.
We attack the castle.
So that item is going to be ass, right?
It's a common.
Wait, there's only heals left.
But why is this guy's...
Helden balls are crying. Why?
We're playing it good.
Rat main cast.
Shiver me to death.
Lamp of flesh.
Nice damage.
It's a lot of runes.
We need to find a graze.
Yeah.
Oh, these guys are stronger.
Nice!
What?
Looks clear.
Let's check.
Oh, oh, oh, what is that?
I'm one HP, fuck my room.
that room is cooked that room is absolutely cooked grace please grace grace grace are you
following me are you following me I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on one HP I'm
finding grace I'm finding a grace I'm finding a grace I'm on one HP and I can't heal bro
You can't heal one HP.
You found a grace?
I'm trying.
No potions, no.
In that room there are?
Yeah, that room's kind of scary.
Wait, what room?
I'm drunk.
No ways there, no ways there, no ways there are grace in that room.
Okay Jull, I'm going to find us a grace.
I'm getting camped.
I'm finding a grace.
I'm getting hard camped here.
Wait, I have it.
Are you good?
I found the boss door!
Is there a grace in front?
I found!
Got it, Kedric!
Got the grace!
Let's go.
Holy place.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, why can't I teleport?
you can now because enemies in front
but the chamber outside the plaza right
yeah
art quick talk about the boss right
quick toilet break for the boss from before
i'd wait what i love what i make sure you use the levels you can
uh... strength channel
as a rest of the grace i'd just rest of the grace
nine you want to stand in front of the door bro
The Zenit's like, oh, they're going to enter.
Boom.
All right, I go AFK real quick.
You go AFK real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
60 seconds, I'll be back.
It's time.
Come on.
Please be millennia, bro.
Let's get millennia out of the way.
All right, 60 seconds.
Go.
Starting.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It's good to be back.
It's good to be back.
You set 60 seconds?
Yeah, 60 seconds in the UK is different for people's time zones.
You look like Zer today, do I?
I'm not gonna lie, this hair, having short hair and being bald has ruined me.
I don't like the Grinch.
How many deaths does owner have? 68? How many do I have? Wait, hold up.
La la la...
La la la...
Did they aggro him?
They didn't aggro him?
What?
Did I rest too quickly?
Oh no, please don't hit me. Oh no, please don't hit me.
That's another death for Mr. Mark Zimmerman.
Oh no.
Add it to the mods.
I have 71 deaths.
Well, one has 69 now. That's not bad.
Where is this guy?
I could add another one, but I don't know how many runes did he have. I feel like...
I could do it again, but I don't know how many runes he had.
How many runes did he have, chat?
oh he's back welcome why did I die again did I die no you didn't die
okay I have some food bro I brought I was dying bro I'm not gonna lie all right
let's go let's go some rice tomato chicken did you cook that they're whole
Oh damn, yes, of course of course of course of course of course
Massima man. All right. All right. All right wait
Get your runes and let's let's let's fucking that's fire what?
Yes, give me one second. Sorry
Yo, can you do the call to the fix the sink call to fix the sink I'm done I'm done
The video is lagging. Okay
So wait, and is this going to be Radan?
No, is Radan behind the wall?
Stay something?
Test, test, test, test, test, mic check, mic check, mic check.
Oh yeah, fixed it.
No way, how did you fix it?
Stop and start virtual cam, rejoin the call, GD.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
What the fuck?
I did what you said, I did what you said.
Yeah, but that was two me's for a second.
Alright, wait. Are you ready bro?
I'm Freddy, I'm Freddy. Get some room here.
You, plus 900.
You go first, you go first. No spot or so.
Two, one.
But we first time this year.
Yeah, first time Gagell. Here we go, okay?
Let's go!
Come on, something easy. What the fuck is that?
Rufus pole misplaced. Oh, he's done. He's done. He's done. I think we actually one shot that thing
This looks low. We know by the way. Yes very
Yes
We're trying layers look at this fucking guy
Bro
Sometimes we got hella unlucky with the ones that we we have got like fucking our first boss was absolutely crazy
Me drum was actually crazy sit down fast racket we both item we do good item
Mythic stone and and and
Oh
16k
Could be worse could be better
All right, so how do we unlock? It wasn't the main boss though. That's the thing
I'm just bigger again
I'm bigger and be at the moment
Now we need to go up here
Wait, we can't fight rather than yet the guy is no one here. We need to stop the festival somehow how?
Wait this homie we need to speak to this homie right now
Oh, tarnished.
Wait, but my weapon is normal.
Go to Altos when you can.
When the stars align, the festival will be declared.
They're saying we have to go to Altos, bro. We have to go to Altos.
Who's that?
I think it's a place.
I think it's a place.
Hmm
Chat how we how do we get to altos the fastest way?
Fast grace reach artist plot or first grace. How do we do that fast right now? I'm down to go to altos right now
Hmm I
Went really far north before
How far north are we talking here the same the downs there's no shot
Those are randomized now go to ruins at the end of Leonia to reach altos
Whoa, you write that down. Wait. He says something
There's a cave follow the rhythm go to go to the go to the ravine grace. You see it top of the map
My shit is glitched
Which one which one?
Ravine
Are you sure sure?
Yeah
Let's go.
Leonia up the water.
So...
Now we need to go up and...
How do we go up, Chad? Do we go to the cave?
Yeah, they're saying cave.
Okay.
Come here, come here.
Up the ladder, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is where I found the dagger.
What was it called?
Ah!
Yeah, the blood dagger.
check yo now bro I fucking love this game bro
how's Elmering so golden man
Kedro what's your favorite game of all time apart from
is it League?
I feel like Halo 3, WoW and League are all in like God category
I don't know for me
Kingdom Hearts 2 also up there
No, there's some interesting ones too.
None of these were on my list, like top 10 lists.
None of these.
I have like the classic GTA Minecraft.
You don't play Fill My Cry?
No.
You play the Space Jam PS1?
No.
What? You didn't play Space Jam minigames?
Pokemon Stadium minigames?
No.
What the fuck are you by the way? I played a lot of Pokemon though. I love Pokemon.
I played Emerald. I played...
Oh, JoJo wants.
My rat.
Not you.
What?
This dog has killed me.
Ah, that killed my runes.
Oh.
I'm out of there.
I got greedy, bro.
I was going for an item, bro.
Oh, ma...
What what what what what what what what what what what?
I died and now I have to walk up the stairs again...
...there they're levers...
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you here.
Thank you.
Are you in front of the boss?
No, I'm...
...I went through the room at the elevator.
OK, I'll hurry up, I'll hurry up.
Maybe I can just get a gray sub here, should I forçaiv?
Yeah!
Where are my runes at, baby?
Where are my runes at, baby?
They're very fit right now.
We're about to defeat right now.
And no!
Oh no!
what because you took the elevator i have to call for that there's a bunch of
fucking mobs oh no i may be fine i may be fine
unless it's by the range attack no
playing ring around the rosy but the fuck is the elevator
No!
I knew it!
It don't come on top of-
Don't!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
There's more to the top watch out.
I'm about to lose my mind and guess what?
The elevator is at the bottom again.
Did you find a grave here?
Alright.
There's no-
No where I died.
I'm dead.
I'm going up these-
Fucking peace ladders again
That's a joke, but I at least wish I could I know
Please don't trigger the dog. Don't aggro the dog. That's what cooked
The dog mm-hmm
What the dog doing
Fell with your bummer where to he's dead as well. I hope so
No, he respawns, mobs respawns, rookie mistake.
Yeah, but if we're not dead at the same time, one of them keeps them alive.
Dead, you know what I mean? Thanks.
Oh, what a tisha! That's all you're talking about.
Yep.
Uh... Yeah?
Are you calling the elevator? I've been there.
Yeah, I've been there all right elevator. Did you call it or no or not yet? Yeah
Just watch out for the dog wait the dogs that
Run run run run run
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, enemies up here.
Don't take my runes.
Item?
Brr!
I have yellow.
Item?
Oh, Glock's can stitch her.
That's not a bad weapon, I think.
That weapon is aura.
What the?
Wait, send him up.
Look up.
You don't love this game.
The fact that you can go anywhere here, like, oh my god, bro.
Failed.
Item?
Radan Spear!
Where's that?
Header damage.
No, yeah, pick it up.
Pick it up.
It's a massive item, bro.
On the left.
On the left
If I've used that on before though, I want Radan's great sword. That's my it's not a weapon. It's a throwable come
Perfectly times there's a spot. There's a statue of Marica here. Does that mean that there's a boss?
I'm wait, I need to rest in the grace by the way, I'm on
wait for me wait for me don't go up don't go up wait up
oh my god
let's go why don't you rest off your poison bruh
i don't have poison wait you
there you go it's a glitch it's a glitch
it also shows that you're smelling
oh i remember this area
bruh i love this area
wait can't we get like full locked
there's like a crazy fucking mop on the way
that's a weapon yeah do we go down here find him
how am I heavy how am I heavy how am I heavy how am I heavy I'm going down
I'm checking what's down there maybe mess find him the fuck
Shit dog
What's down there? I'll check I'll tell you in second
Nothing really get scammed
There's crazy items on the way that I have to pick up, let me know.
There's a hidden wall, no shotty shot.
I would have seen that.
I've played these games before.
Oh, now there's no annoying singing fucking harpy.
Ooh, don't these give hella fucking runes?
One K for that!
Smithingstone 4?
That's good, we need that.
What the fuck are you fighting?
Up, up, up the hill.
Did you pick up the Smithingstone?
I'm not sure.
What the fuck?
Run.
He does that again.
I'm gonna crash out.
There's a guy with an arrow behind you.
He's charging the arrow.
It's a crossbow, Cajal.
Yeah, I didn't say which weapon it was.
Ah!
Got it.
guys. Let's go. Up you go. You know that from? Minecraft? Movie? Why is there a massive
fucking boat? What the fuck? Let's go to things. What the fuck? I've never seen a
Thunder electric boat?
I've never seen that in my life.
We asked on the right as well.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do we take elevator? Come, come, come.
We're pressing backup, we're pressing backup.
Wait, I don't mind him, I don't mind him, I don't mind him.
Useless.
You just want to eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Thank her.
Let's go.
La la la la la.
La la la la.
Grace and state of marica.
Make sure you rest.
Eel up.
Get your potions.
Level up.
Mm-hmm
I'm level 46. I don't know about you. I don't know what to level. I kind of want to check on me absolutely
No, oh, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna level some endurance because I want to wear
I can have loads right now why oh no, oh
No
Okay, this could break a quick one listen to me this can break the run
why because we need to get through here to get to itos plateau else you have no
other way to unlock Radan a boss that we need to kill if this is an unkillable
boss like I don't know fucking what is she called the girl who fucking heals
bro Gigi melon if it's melon now then Gigi Kajal three two one one
Not millennia, not millennia, not millennia.
I don't see it.
Boss walk, boss walk.
What's that music?
Oh no!
What is that music?
Tell me nuts, isn't that millennia music?
No.
Oh wait, by the way, there's no way.
There is.
Oh wait by the way there's no way
There's no way
We're not up
Is that fine?
We're not as easy
We're not as easy
On me?
Nice?
I'm getting the shit out of her don't worry
Wait, that's easy, no?
That's easy, no?
I can completely fuck up!
Are you sure?
You see this?
What?!
Kill her, kill her.
Wait, do I get the runes if you can?
Jett, do I get the runes if he kills?
I better get the fucking runes.
You see? Me! Solo gun move!
I better get the fucking runes. And item. I need that.
Yeah, yeah, should be, should be, should be.
Class 24k, you got it?
Yeah, casual, easy class. Yo, wasn't that the fucking millennium music by my tweaken?
That wasn't any music, but the music doesn't match the mood and fight, you know?
Me, we changed the setting casual. The music should now keep, like, be matching.
bro i thought we were cooked
i thought we were cooked
not gonna lie that was kind of fucking easy
yo are you gonna respawn or what
loading screen
it's only for ambience
ah okay okay so the boss music is randomized
kjul i thought it was jj bro
imagine there was fucking millenia in here
we had the millenia music
but out of fucking 50 different boss songs
holy shit
i knew we would win that
against millenia yeah are you fucking crazy I realize chat there's a part of
the millenia the dragon no joke wait my room there's a fucking setting in the
randomizer chat if you didn't know there's a setting in the right way I do
get all of them right there's a setting in the randomizer 28k nice there's a
setting in the randomizer which says millenia healing of there's a setting
especially like specifically for millennia bro because she breaks runs and
we didn't press it by the way we did not press it we did not press the most
I'm gonna go endurance wait don't see don't see whoa wait I better have gone
man come up to the grace I bought a grace just no just give it to the grace
I got him. I got him. We need one more.
Coming. Wait, you've raced it? Coming?
Yeah, I raced it.
Now we did the festival. It's time for a right of hand, owner.
Wait, we're actually here. We're at Altos.
Festival, act festival, I failed it.
Just like that?
Yep.
Do we go or do we want to check boss?
We have to talk to Melina. We talked to Melina.
I think she's there to waste your time, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, there's a chest somewhere here, I remember.
W, Melina. Alright, let's go.
Wait, wait, there's a chest somewhere.
It's time to TP, P, 2...
Red main, is it Red main Castle Plaza? It is, right?
Ah, yes.
Come Red main Castle Plaza, come.
wait the festival didn't start you just
literally lied chatter what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
oh no I get it if champions welcome oh my god wait let me talk to play the
festival is a knife
Oh my god.
Let's yelp with them, or are you the festival?
Let him let him yelp.
Do I say ready?
Do you hear it?
Then can't see.
No.
What?
Not ready?
Okay, do it do it do it do it do it.
Three, two, one.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Before we begin, allow me to paint you the full shot.
Controller down, chair back.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if you can hear the answer, but...
now he gathers the corpses of former friends and phones alike
Gorgeous like a dog
This was broken Cajun
It took me like 10 hours, yes
Because I was on a level, I don't know
Housing at the sky
But now, we must make merry.
Can you hit your with this?
I always want to.
Oh, the gathering of champions.
No, right?
The Revolta and Festival.
The celebration of war.
The Red Dawn Festival.
Huh.
Okay.
Muthbusted.
Kajal.
This is the run killer.
I know.
Because the boss is the boss.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Because the boss that we fought before in the gates base stats were low
This big base steps if this is millennia. It's fucked. That's no going back. It's bail. It's fucked if this is more
It's fucked. There's so many DLC bosses as well where it's fucked
like oh god and
It's two phases right and I think the boss changes between the phases casual so it could be in a millennia into a bail
I am not joking
Oh god. Yo, imagine concert Radan, like a final boss.
Oh, kid. Imagine. Imagine.
Wages teleports around, bro. GG.
Look, look, look.
What's that?
The battlefield is waiting for us.
Let's go.
Crush the button.
This is where I can end.
That's just a boss that may be unbeatable bro.
Oh god.
Okay, come on.
Are you ready?
Ready two one
Come on
Godfrey
Wait, stop coach Godfrey
Wait, what does that mean? I don't know
He said good old bag I didn't say randomized
I see him.
Where is he?
Stance, Quarch, Godfrey, that sounds easy.
I see him, he's right here.
Oh no, it's time.
Wait, there's Jubil, there's Jubil, there's Jubil!
One of the final bosses!
Damage check?
Not bad!
Wait, two faces.
Oh.
You're done for schedule.
Oh.
Nice one, stab him.
Got him.
In Star 2.
In Star V attack.
That's it.
Oh no.
Don't die.
Don't die.
Heal, heal, heal, heal.
I'm going to take aggro.
Now.
I have aggro.
Watching.
Out, out.
Um.
Fuck, I can only do small attacks.
Oh, out, out!
Um...
Fuck, I can only do small attacks.
Nice!
Got it!
L2?
Fuck, I can only do small attacks!
I got it. It's going to switch onto me now. I need to heal. He's fighting me. Oh no.
You could come here life
Wait, oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, this boss. Yeah has a second face or
But the second phase is randomizer
Yeah, I think it can I think it switches to another boss
What happens if we get millennia in phase two and then she goes into phase three?
No, no millennia only I think you only get one phase of the millennia
But imagine casual at half HP it switches to second place imagine you get millennia on second place
I think she can heal up to full again aka
Yo, let's just hope it's a million second place three two one
We could summon Potts friend, not gonna lie. Wait they're saying no second face. I don't know if that's good or bad.
No, no, no, you can't. Don't summon. It's cheating.
Oh, there he is, by the way. I'm delayed, I'm delayed, delayed, delayed.
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait. Well, he has fucking all right.
I think the boss does suit the battlefield, not gonna lie.
Let's get it, let's go. Lock in Kedral, this is the run.
It's so doable. We need perfect guns.
What?!
I got a girl.
Healing?
I'm taking aggro.
Can I go on me now?
Okay, I've realized. Don't dodge backwards.
Taking aggro.
You have aggro?
Nice, I'm using it to heal and then R1. Don't R2 massive attack, we don't have time for that.
On me?
What?!
Still have aggro, still have aggro here.
Aggro me now.
You can take him, hopefully. Yeah, aggro me.
Ah, he is one.
I think he got some time
What the hell was that?
Oh my god
Come back, come back
I got him!
Nice.
One extra touch, I have no more potions.
I think I got him.
What is that?
I don't know.
I think I got him.
I think I got him.
I think I got him.
I think I got him.
Is he buffed or something?
Who the fuck is that?
Is he buffed?
What is that?
Wind shield.
Jump with stumps.
Okay, we have to jump that.
Wait, wait, wait.
K, K, K, K.
When he slams the floor, even with the lava ones, jump that shit.
Okay?
We need to jump that shit, apparently.
Okay, okay.
Let's go.
Copy you.
Copy you.
Okay, good comps.
Yeah.
Oh god.
I'm going to go in and I'm going to wait for you.
The jet is still on loading screen.
You can't jump dodge the lava one.
Oh no, when I say this, listen to me.
Stick on his feet. Stick on his feet.
Stick on his feet.
Roll sideways around him like a clock.
Okay.
Don't slow backwards.
You can't jump the lava one?
Yeah.
You really have to run out of that, right?
Remember something there.
Just roll into him, okay?
Roll into him.
Yeah?
Mount up.
Let's go.
Okay, Adrian, this is the run.
No need to waste now on this.
We can beat so many, we can finish the game in the next two hours.
I'm not joking.
If we beat him right now, look in.
That's right.
Fuck the runes, by the way.
We're gonna be rich after this.
Let's go.
Let me think.
Yeah, I'm pretty happy about this, look at that.
This is actually the hardest dual boss we've ever played, I'm just kidding us.
What?
On you?
How'd you sell on me?
Call that a girl.
Okay, never have I never have the attack
It's too quick. Oh my god
Body doubts here bro
Always just one like never have you take
9!
Nice Kekso, you can heal, I can aggro!
No, it's obvious, it's obvious, it's obvious, we're cheating!
Oh my god.
It didn't do any damage though.
I'm dead.
I'm actually dead.
I'm actually dead.
So how do we do that to yes, so how do we touch that the lava pool?
Actual hard boss by the way actual hard boss the flaws lava. How do we touch that guys?
Just run out of that. Yeah, okay from right next to how the fuck am I gonna I think you just have to roll
They're saying they're saying jump but you said not jump right?
Roll towards them. He won't.
Half any time bro, maybe?
You have a horse. Wait, we do have a horse. Kajal in this boss fight usually there is no horse
Can we use it to our advantage? I think we can
no no wait look at me look at me when he does the fucking floors lava thing
we just do this we're in the air for like a whole second no they want to do
the whole fight on our worse I don't know about that we do need to roll his
attacks but that we can just double jump I think it's good though it's good
listen we're two horse cavalry's we go in one by one side flanks and do all
Okay ready what's right? What's right?
First although see that now you're saying
Now keep running back to my turn
I missed going in for no got him
Going into your throat
Give you a little thank you. Give you a signal got it nice and now up now and now in again now
and now in again
boom nice and out
and now in again
didn't hit
and got him
nice and out
and got him
boom
now out out out
wait at least those are from walk animation
find game in walk animation
now there you go
now he smatted you
oh
Remounts, remount then, remount!
We're not doing a lot of damage though, I'm not gonna lie.
Not a lot of damage.
It's about the strategy.
I can't hit him!
Yes you can, yes you can, just focus up, look at me.
Oh
You died
Yo, bro, fuck the horse casual we do no damage, bro like on a horse is like we trust our
Fuck the horse
horse then yeah yeah yeah now then you need to watch the lava horse the lava
dodge the lava yeah of course of course say less say less say less say less
should we go this loading screen is longer than the boss time I'm not gonna lie
wait can you hear me casual don't yeah I can hear you hello so I think we'll
$10 on lava it's on dodgeball don't bother nope that's a lie because this is a
no hit run. You can't do a no hit run though right?
So how do they not hit it? I don't know. Just dodge.
Gage, dodge. Just dodge. Come on. Just dodge. We had him down low.
Just dodge. We had him in second phase. Just dodge. This is the run. Just dodge.
Come on. Just dodge. Okay? Just dodge. Let's go. Let's just dodge.
Go. Just dodge. Here we go.
Elaine! Come on.
just go in to drink
ah man we have to jump that cable so stupid
jump back
you have to heal
high background
come on
you have to jump that cable
yeah I'm there
you have to take me a go
nice or low
why is that nice
your right girl no nice to damage
just a single attack not a heavy one
I can attack healing for me
this is really playable if you just don't take any more damage
you have to jump that
why am I wrong if I say I have to jump it
Oh my god!
Knuckling?
Grabbing him in the back.
Boom.
That was almost normal here.
On me?
Watch out here, my girl.
Nice dodge though.
What?
Hey!
What? He has a final hit.
No lava though, it's on cooldown.
I'll have it.
Okay, then check this out.
Check this out.
Let's go, let's go again, here we go.
Yep, yep, yep.
Bro, his lava was 50 meters away from me and it still did damage to me.
I think he's doing it, Kajal.
In like a laser beam.
Like a lax-old, you know what I mean?
Call me, call-
You're ridiculous.
But Kajal, are you listening?
It's like a lax-old, it's like wide, I think.
It's not a circle that he's doing with it.
Like, I think.
Right?
We just have to go to the sides.
You know what I mean?
I was behind him bro.
Bro.
Yeah, yeah, but it's behind him.
It's a laxhole, behind him and in front of him.
You know what I mean?
Your deaths just went up by one.
77 deaths.
You're 77 deaths.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
Here we go.
Wait, I have 77 deaths as well?
Yes.
Okay, come on now.
Come on now.
Come on, G! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Kager, this is mine.
Can I double jump?
Let's go. Kager, focus on dungeon. We got this. Just dodge.
Come on, do your job.
No job?
Haha, you're going no.
oh that spell was too broken i'm sorry
i'm so delayed bro
on you we damage
Nice.
No.
I need to heal.
I need to heal!
I got it, I got it.
I can't see because of what friend?
God shit.
He's after Rolando perfectly, Kajal. It's not that hard.
I'm such a weirdo.
Oh my god Kajal, I'm so bad.
No.
Someone's rolling my controller.
I'm so excited.
Fuck, I'm done.
Come on, look at me.
I'm coming this way.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm doing well.
Got him.
Big damage to your watch yourself, Barley. Watch this.
I'm gonna switch them to me, huh?
Voss!
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Leave!
Heal, heal!
I have no heals though.
Wait a ha-
R1M?
Nice.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no!
What is happening?
Oh my god.
How do you touch it?
You got it? You got it?
if you win this you're him if you win this fight gets it's good if you win this fight
get you out nice try
bro he's AOE me down AOE me down
so close which one did you ask like how do I dodge that which one which one which one
which one which one no I can dodge all of it I can dodge all of it
like it just needs to be perfectly time rolls bro I swear he's so possible
he's so easily possible we also don't jump though by the way yeah imagine what
I never jump imagine what's the annoying fucking second face of this guy like
we're lucky that it's the first phase bro call me nuts right like second face
so so annoying the fucking Lee Sin guy you know I mean we'll just fucking
throws you around there
the blood ball we got
oh, the neon
let's go
alright, let's go
come on
come on, casual
We have to not be scared here when you don't seem to face you you need to jump to war just don't be greedy
Only attack never ride the tank. Let's go
This guy's action of that hard
I would jump me
Oh, why it's kind of easy solo I think, but I know do them right now right now. We don't have to
I just get him now with clip found enough
You're so hot
Bro he's such a cool boss, no I actually like this boss a lot
Doesn't mean we have to spend an hour on it though
Cajal this is a run, this is a run, this is a run yo
Cajal how much would you pay to skip any loading times?
Bro
I wanna smash this head in to my controller
It's actually pissing me off
Here we go
My loading screens are triple yours by the way
Yeah but I'm waiting for you
Some guy comes to my chat first time and says
Yeah y'all can't beat Godfrey UMB in this game
Brother
Sit down
He doesn't know that we would clap him when we won an L ring bro.
We would complete this game with our feet.
Yeah, literally bro.
I'll finish it on a dance pad tomorrow.
Ah, come on.
Let's beat Godrey real quick.
Just trying to content farm.
Come on, let's just get it done now, okay?
Let's get it over with.
Yeah, here we go.
Let's beat him now.
It's about the class I got an L ring, then gave up, started pissing me off.
3-digit deaths is not very believable, they might be working on boosts
Royalty you can just farm a few runes bro and they'll come back
Shit, we missed out on this gem for game bro
It's a gondol
Nice, fucking catering you to help me
Fuck, I'm not locked
High fag, right?
Yeah, you think people up here make them not feel bad if you just fuck themselves
I'm bad
nice nice nice nice good thing
Kager this is the run
9
nice Kager
9 3 3 2 1 3 4
what is this?
This on me bro. This guy has no
Nice
Okay, just I try this the run brah
And I'm going in
I'm healing, I'm going to go in and take aggro, careful to take damage now.
What?
Oh my god!
Second phase, we can do a big attack I think.
I'm so bad he edges it for so long on you on us in the air I was in the air I
was in the air but the fuck is this a week are you seeing this is like a
Did you see that? Please tell me you saw that.
Yo, yo, yo. Yeah, I saw the light.
Now, how are you going to deal with the boss ID?
My king.
Alright, yo, check this out.
Second phase gets a lot of honor, why?
Because every time he stops, the whole arena stops.
Oh, hell no.
Yo, look at his feet on the second phase.
Look at his feet.
This is a really hard fight.
No, it's not. Not fast.
Look at his feet on the second face GG, we got it.
When he winds up, jump over, don't touch.
Jump over, don't touch.
You mean the floor is lava?
I mean, we both touched it though.
The arena isn't flat.
Yeah bro, look, I mean, wait, wait, wait.
Can we play levels there?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Let me know when you're on the second phase last until he's dead.
Why don't we go horse mode in phase two?
That's absolutely diap.
I don't know actually.
Does that make sense?
You just roll it, casual.
Just look at his feet.
When he stomps, you roll.
Easy.
You know?
Like we're not made out of sugar.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Just look at his feet when he stomps you roll easy. No, like we're not made out of sugar. Here we go
Let's fuck him up casual every time you should make it to phase two else for trolling
Yeah, I'm turning
Got it you got a fatal
I downloaded him, I downloaded him.
Yeah, okay.
Nice casual. Nice casual.
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna take Agro.
I missed.
I'm going in.
Oh my god!
I'm fucking his asshole.
100 damage.
If you missed the heavy, it's fine.
I died! I died!
I
Don't know close your eyes two seconds patience, please back. I'm back
Just go in watch me right watch me I go in I just have I roll out
He's delayed fucking stumps are pissing me off
Did she play this game before?
We are both Elden Lords!
We are both Elden Lords!
Download this moveset, Pedro!
And blow!
Nice!
Ah, you got to hold inwards there, dude. You know what I mean?
Nice.
It doesn't matter how I go towards you, you both.
I swear to God.
Like, if I go towards inwards,
then he just hits you instead.
You don't... You get me?
Yeah, yeah, but...
Because if I go inwards, it goes into you.
So what we gotta do here is a duo.
Ah, I know that.
It's a different strat.
You think?
Trust me, right?
I get aggro, you run at him, you jump R2, you get aggro, you roll backwards, it's the only way.
Because he's cleaving us, bro.
There's new strats in this room, man, trust me.
So, wait, I go...
That's Sashlan.
We're gonna play the tactics here, bro, we're gonna play the tactics.
I
Do agree if we lock in we beat him right now look me look me look me
The boss is here. Yeah me boom
Then boom boom boom now. It's on me now you oh
Now you are to
Yeah, sure this increases stagger
Okay, let's try I think
Remember my strength yeah, yeah
Good comes from the cheddar put on some armor
Okay, where we get that girl first you the one doesn't damage, okay?
What's your story? Yeah on you on you don't panic
He's on you
Yeah
Backwards and now me now backwards and jumping out to
Yeah, and now on you
Gonna be on me in a second. Oh, yeah now on me going good. Oh my god jumping out to I go in
Got him, on me, oh, Insta switch, Insta switch.
Sheal happens on my phone together, it's a double key.
Me, he switched mid, mid, uh, oh, he switched mid, uh,
wait, I'm gonna try to, L2 company times.
Didn't get it.
On you, I'm gonna go and jump in R2.
Got it.
See, switch is like mid combo, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Go in, go in, go in.
Ah.
Ah.
I'm like a begger of you, 100%.
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go in.
Okay, is that me?
Not me.
Heeey!
You got to the door, you got to the door.
Going in, jumping up to him.
Oh!
I'm fucking his ass.
Come on, we got this.
Don't miss this attack, don't miss this.
I fucked up, I fucked up!
I did not.
Okay.
You got aggro?
Easy.
I fucked up.
Do you want aggro? I'm going in.
Going in.
Aggro on me now.
AHHHHH!
WHY DID I JUMP IN?
I'm fine, I'm fine. We can play this.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
Missed.
I knew I'm going to jump
Get him, hold tight
I didn't get him, I didn't get him
Careful, sit on you
I need to keep following you
Just keep running, maybe
Anytime now, anytime now
Today is good, today is good day
Still no, still no, still no
Still no, still no
They are good by now
Any second now
Alright, let's switch up
We can do anything, GG
He's on you
My last heal is fine
On me
On me
Let's dodge that
Get ready to jump
on me
on me
stop that
he's gonna jump
roll dead i'm boss
so fucking delay
don't get his feet
wait a minute just just just
just watch his feet
that is axe
Ah, it's fucking lava.
It's so delay!
We just have to remember, Kejou.
When the floor is lava, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
Okay?
Yeah, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
Like, you think he's gonna do it? He's gonna do it a second after that.
Alright?
But in phase one, the strat works. But in phase two, it doesn't work.
And read the tip on the loading screen right now. Maybe it helps us. What does it say?
Spirits leave some interim ashes can be made more powerful by a spirit turner.
You'll need to glove-warp those spirits.
Oooh, let's try that out, maybe. Let's try that out.
How are we doing? How are we doing? Are we doing good?
We're doing really good, I think. Like, action.
Is that the strat though? In and out?
I had no heal to what's then. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, no, I have an idea.
Oh, okay. But let's stick to one idea at some point. What is the idea?
But phase one is good.
As we're playing phase one, kiting down the hill.
So he's around this area, look at me, he's on this area here, so on the jumping part.
On the place we were on the jumping part, the terrain doesn't favor us on the bottom.
What do you mean by the jumping part?
If we're on uneven ground like this, the jumping's harder. If we're on flat ground, it's much easier.
We should take him down the hill.
Okay. You mean the lab floor's lava move?
Yeah
Look, I pulled
Stop moving down, stop moving down the hill
I pulled
Stop moving down
But I could, stop moving down the hill
That's the great guy
Hi babe
How?
I'm pulling aggro
Oh it's Insta switching aggro bro
I'm pulling aggro
Okay
Nice, do some damage.
Nice, how?
I'll do damage, we take that.
Nice, load it on the hill.
This red is easy if we just like dodge, or?
He's so easy, he's so predictable bro.
I forgot that.
Doxxit!
Can you check this out, I got him.
I'm watching.
Oh.
I'm cheating.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Come on now.
Hey, how did I miss that?
Come on now.
One pixel.
Oh no!
Three hundred hours.
Play about the ring.
No!
Two hundred fifty isn't probably on the main screen.
Left it open just to make it open.
No!
Nine!
What is that?
Check this out, kid.
Check this out.
main screen what is that check this out
check this out nice let's go let's go I didn't want to do it at all
respect that I respect let's go let's go let's go but on the second face we
watch the street let's go let's go reload faster if you can let's go I'm
trying I'm trying you have to press a
don't let me crash out don't let me skip through all of these tutorials fucking
recommendations you have to keep pressing a it helps remember if we beat them
right now where you don't have any more loading screens. Wait, Kajal, you know what we can
do in a minute? We can upgrade our weapons. Or, like at least plus one I think. I think
we have it. I think we have enough. I have zero runes though. It's like 3k for an upgrade.
I think we have maybe 4 runes. I think we have maybe 4 runes though. Alright, let's go Kajal,
Let's go, let's go.
Actually lock in, actually lock in.
Like I swear I just dodged him bro.
We don't need a strike for face one.
Face two also just dodged him.
Like this guy is so predictable bro.
Such a rookie.
Put your fists up.
I gotta go do the hill yeah nice come let's go down
I don't know, this is not a...
Alright, coming up Poppy.
Just put him down, put him down.
Put him all the way down.
Yo, he has so much R.
I think if we go further he goes crazier.
I don't know.
Wanna try? Let's go.
Just keep running.
Are you gonna do the War of Fire or are you gonna fight us? I don't get it.
Like what is that guy doing?
Alright, let's go.
This is good to run, huh?
This is better.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Nice schedule.
This is perfect to run.
Everyone on me now?
Alright.
Nice, casual.
This is perfect to run.
Everyone, me now.
Too early on some space.
That's fine.
No.
Don't die on me.
Don't think.
Nice, part two.
Niiiime!
I'm gonna rage quit.
Me now.
Locking!
LOL, if only that hit a second earlier!
Don't miss this one, don't miss this one!
Healing!
Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that!
That's a clean, tremendous kill!
I need help, I need help!
Holding!
Hold him!
Got it!
Watch out!
This one is easily dodgeable, I'm not gonna lie.
Got aggro?
Oh my god.
Careful.
Careful.
We can big R2 when he's pushing through to phase 2.
Now! Big R2! Big R2!
No.
Why is he going phase 2?
Big R2. Now he's going phase 2.
Now he's going to go phase 2.
You're baiting him.
See? See? See? He can big R2.
Touch that.
He's one of a snagger. I'm not joking.
Attack Dennis.
Watch his feet! Watch his feet!
Watch his feet!
I'm done in potions left!
Watch his feet!
NOOOOO!
I went too early to...
I went too early, I went too...
AHHHHH THE LAVA RUN!
I wasted a pod, I'm trolling.
You're good, me too, me too.
We literally...
With these clothes, with these clothes, remember?
On the lava one remind me, just say like...
It's delayed, like remember, plus one second.
I think the phase two doesn't happen for a while.
The phase two doesn't happen for a while.
It's like below 50 HP, you know?
Little bit
Ready like the front does more damage than the back side. It's like 40% HP
Yeah, is that true crit from the front as more damage than the backstab? I've never heard that
Wait, seriously? Oh my god. Yes, it is. What the fuck? Is it marginal or?
Crit from the front is more than the back. How does that make sense?
I don't know, I feel it from the back of your mouth.
The sword goes in the same place.
It's double!
Nine. That's not serious.
Okay, whoever's in the front has the process.
Yes, yes. Let's go.
That's absolutely crazy.
Thank you Chad.
Do we learn down again?
A little bit?
Yeah, right? Let's learn down.
No, just fucking, just fucking.
Okay, okay.
But not on the hill, please.
Like, the sun is just all night.
like a little bit on the hill and then we keep the fight there
why doesn't he go faster when we pull him better?
two blows we can circle him like a shark
are you ready bro? Cajal? yeah this is the run two second close your eyes reset
three two one let's go
I
Was I go it's you okay, okay, slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly that's a fish for another stream
Okay, I'm sure you're fine
I missed it's still on you just keep on jigging and running on me now
I'm gonna pop a diamond fireman!
Sorry Kates, well!
The fish swim slowly on him, doesn't swim quick.
Don't swim quickly, just go slowly.
So hard, so hard, so hard, so hard.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.
I can hear your tweaking, you're smashing that A button,
you're absolutely need a pickbox.
Do you wanna scroll real quick?
Five seconds scroll, you wanna go fast?
Yeah.
One case into play or what?
No, I'm going tiki-toki.
You see scrolls.
Nice.
Oh my god, who's that?
Okay, I'm hungry now.
A mech fist? Oh my god, where's the mech fist?
Let's go.
If you win this fight right now, I will order your
the mech battle 3.
A mech fist?
I'll order your mech fist, yeah.
No, it's not a mech fist. It's a mech fist.
Like the Shab.
The champion?
Like the champion in League of Legends.
Oh, the champion?
Yeah, mech fist. It's inside of the head.
I don't know.
Here we go.
W head.
the train doesn't matter you think a speed running Elven Lord no hit the
only thing is from out the top of the mountain and this big as pop-pop friend
keeps popping up you know what I mean what about the left of the mountain
by the way I like that I like that here we go Pedro this around just focus on
I grow I got that girl think about the fish every time you're mine just think
about having out to keep us angry look at this oh my god so much so much so much
He's on you probably, he's gonna turn around.
Nice dodge, and now?
I told you.
You can heavy R2.
You walk towards him and heavy, oh, I heavy R2, stop!
No, I'm right here.
What?!
Lord, oh my god, Kager we figured it out.
From the front, from the front.
Me and you can, Kager we figured it out.
The person who has aggro, keeps walking away a little bit.
And you heavy R2 charge.
Nice, now I heavy R2 charge, keep dodging I heavy R2.
I missed.
Keep running away so he goes slow walk.
Make him slow walk.
I heavy R2.
Why is he coming now?
Ah, maybe no.
I have your two now?
Oh my god, got it.
Now he's on me, now he's on me. I'm gonna slow, slowly walk away.
Why not have your two?
Why not have your two?
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna have your two.
Just walk away, walk away.
I'm telling you, K-tron, this is how we win.
You need to have your two now.
Why not have you?
I
He's on me you can walk and have your two I
Walk in have your two keep walking away. Please keep walking away. Okay, bro
Just look just walk walk. No, I won't I won't walking walking heavy are two heavy are two no jump are two
Have your two never it's so hard. I miss I miss I miss get him in walking on you. He's on you keep walking away
Keep walking away. I'm gonna be your two I
I hit it. Maybe jump R2 if you want.
Fast! Okay jump R2.
Jump R2, jump R2.
Nice, he's on you now.
Should be at least there.
Easy though.
Alright, I have you R2.
Easy, easy.
You're one to Rake, run away, please run away.
I got it.
He's so...
Now.
He's on you now, I jump R2.
I'm not Stamscraig, I'm not Chokin, I told ya.
Do it, do the thing.
Ah!
Duvalé, nice.
Nine.
Get some dispensers.
I can't look because we're friends.
Only Jabber 2, Loki.
Check the same Jabber 2.
We need three more damage here.
We need three more damage here.
Jabber 2, Jabber 2.
jump right to jump right to I'm gonna have you on to why am I having a
little bit of a lot of delay delay got it watch his feet now watch his feet
now
No. Oh my god. Double. Come on.
It's only the eight!
You got it.
No!
Double heal.
Nice.
He's so cool, bro.
Oh, no, he reminds me of us.
I'm not even joking, bro.
It's just so fucking cool, bro, cage roll.
He's like us literally.
We could be three men in this run together, us three,
but no, he wants to be a fucking dick, doesn't he?
Oh, I swear, bro.
Is this what we look like when we're streaming, bro?
Like, I swear, he looks so fucking cool.
Let's go, cage roll.
The way he walks, whack.
His shoes, whack.
You know, this loading screen, whack.
Hey, you're going to see normal loading screens after this.
What we Loki had about if I dodged the lava there?
I'll get you the McDonald's if you win this.
Kajal, how did you dodge the lava? How did you dodge the lava there?
How? Did you roll it?
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
I'm always too early, though.
Is it longer on the second phase? It feels like it's longer.
Like the first phase I dodged the wrong time.
You just need to uncomfortably squeeze your cheeks and not press it
when you think you should press it and then press it a second later.
But is it just from the second phase or the same?
hold it's the same just hold it's you know me keep dodging it on first let's go
that was the best attempt we had so far so let's the winner now
I think jump attack is played better by the way.
Now he's on you, I'm gonna jump attack in.
You can jump attack in. Nice, I can jump attack in.
I miss, it's still on you. Keep dodging, keep running.
On me.
You can jump attack in.
Nice, I do front front.
No, it's from the front.
Got it.
I insta-tell you when it's not possible from the front, okay?
And you too, always.
I might have aggro here.
Yeah, you have. I'm gonna go in. Just keep running.
I have.
We're gonna go front, front, front! Me, me, me, me!
I just shot you when it's you, okay?
I'm gonna go in. Wait, wait, keep running, keep running.
You have to heal, keep running.
Keep running, keep running.
I'm out of here.
Watch out.
I think I should have-
You're back, bro, you're back, bro. I'm gonna jump attack again, careful.
No! Run! Run! No, K-12!
Nice head front, head back!
He's not charging up yet.
I'm healing.
Nice schedule.
I can't see!
Oh my god.
I see you!
Jump attack?
No.
How did I go?
Another jump, no?
Oh my god, I trolled.
I can't see anything, bro!
I
My
We need to get the fucking flat ground, but I can't roll no no no we have we have a kettle we have
Like you touched the lava before now I did like if we both touched that we went you know it as well
You know what as well. No be honest, please
Yeah, but there's spikes in my face in my face everywhere spikes spikes see them as well. Did you see the spikes?
No, I
Didn't see
There's not see them when you're looking up
You mean this one you're like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah see it man
Come on this it this it
Cajal, let's, you know, if we dodge the lava there, then Gigi, literally, then Gigi, because he's not going to do the lava instantly again.
Let's go. Come on, Cajal, this is the run. Two second reset. Close your eyes while we ride towards him. Close your eyes while we ride towards him.
Look at him. Close your eyes. Let's go. Close your eyes and look over there.
Come on. Perfect dodges. Let's speed the run.
three two one let's go
hold you open what's that girl me you can jump attack and if you want going in
nice I won
I'm going in.
Back it up please.
Back it up Harry.
Nice.
I'm going in.
Jump it again.
Nice.
I have front.
I'm going to heal after this.
It's going to be on me so you can do something.
Careful.
I'm going to jump it again.
I got it.
I got it.
Now, missed. Missed.
He's gonna switch onto you, careful. I'm gonna jump attack him. I have it.
Jump attack.
Now, I go. I have aggro. I have aggro.
Hey, I go and go and go and jump attack. I got it.
Nice! You have, you have, you have!
Me, me, me, me, me.
Have you have too?
He's gonna be on me in a second. You can jump attack him. You can jump attack him. You can jump attack him.
We can always play fast, like we know when he switches aggro, you know?
I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go in.
Get me here.
Yeah, wait, just run, just run!
Now I have aggro.
Time for lava!
Time for lava!
Got it!
You can drop it again.
I drop it again.
I landed it.
Got it!
I mean, you have aggro too early, too early.
You can select aggro, you can drop it again.
You have aggro, I go in.
Oh my god, we beat him like a book!
I have aggro, you can jump attack in.
Let me know when.
I have aggro, going in, jump attacking in.
You can jump attack.
Going.
Careful.
Delayed.
no I swear one more for Saga
nice! I got him! I got him!
do it! do it! do it! do it!
he's gonna be aggro me you can jump attack
I got aggro him
got him!
I got a jump attack
what?
Alright, I go.
What the...
No!
I have.
I'm on a box.
Got this.
You got this.
You got this.
No!
close yes very close come on that's the run that was really close yes bro yes
come on G here we go why not just kill him you're mr. why gel no mouse
please bro like do we not have moderators let's go boom travel to another
location on the screen don't need multiple
wait wait oh my god I want to beat him so bad I want to get his ruins and spend
it on some fucking levels bro oh my god how many deaths are there on 88
it's yeah yeah you're 88 buddy eyes closed yeah reset casual we know his
fucking moveset we have it in our brains we just need to accept I swear it's so
so good the jumping it's not in and we can and casual we read it like a book
with the adro like you can you already know when you have to out to you know
like right now I know he's on you boom I go in now it's gonna be on me you can
jump in you know he's not on you you know I know I know now it's on you I go
in you just have to wait now some me you can jump in already I go in now he's
on you
wait you have to wait for the patience
I'm sorry
Shad is getting it over as professional
Uhhh...
If you saw that, I'll get you, I'll get you, McPherson.
Put the fries in the back door.
Let's go again, bro.
Yeah, let's go again. I'll die on purpose.
Oh, this is the run.
I don't kinda lie, the only reason I wanna do that is because I don't wanna go on this fucking loading screen again, that's the only reason I wanna go on this loading screen again.
Haha, yeah, sure.
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
You're not gonna see the loading screen for another fucking hour.
Why? Because we're not gonna die in another hour.
Kajal, last time you get to enjoy the loading screen.
You don't have to watch the loading screen, you get to enjoy the loading screen.
Why? Because you decide when you die.
Let's just not die.
Come on, enjoy the loading screen and then we go fucking in, bro.
Come on, gee, Kajal, please.
This is the run.
I'm not gonna die on you, alright?
I'm not gonna die on you. Let's go.
Okay, I believe it.
Let's go.
You and I.
You and me.
You and I, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, just you and I, ah, ah, ah.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Let's go. The wailing dunes. Man, what a place.
Let's go.
and my heart, heart, heart skips heavy
keep breath, keep breath, keep breath
how to the nose
how to the mouth, no?
here we go
come here, hoppy
we know your moveset, you're done
you're done, your time has come
Well, no, it's a right first for a person. You can jump in
Back it up there
It's on you. I'm gonna jump in
I think on me
Yeah, you can jump attack in now. Yeah, I'm gonna jump attack in
Now you can jump attack in already that was on me see oh
Okay, okay, and yeah, we have to lock this attack
Oh
I got it
Man I gotta run into um
I'm so mad at myself
I'm so mad at myself kid
Man I gotta run
Got the dodge then
I'm not gonna need any more of this.
Let's go.
Who's in on it? I'm you.
You got it. It's Noc.
I have a thing.
Oh my god.
They do this one.
Action.
I'm gonna switch up to you.
Me!
Here I go.
On me, on me, on me.
Taking echo now.
Now. Okay. But I grow. Wait.
Yeah. I wait for attack move, move lock, and then I go in and I wait, sit on you.
Just don't take damage now, and we win. I'm not joking.
Got it.
Yeah, same.
On me.
Knocked, here comes.
Going in now.
You can't burn him.
I have.
Get the middle, get the middle.
He's going to now charge up in a second, not yet.
There he is. I'm going to do one big R2. We have time, right?
I'm going to crash out. We did not have time.
Alright, watch his legs. We got this.
Okay.
I'm fucking here. I'm fucking here.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck, I shouldn't have jumped in the R2.
I don't know about this.
Ah, here we go.
Fuck!
Fucking shit, both of them.
Do we want to upgrade our weapon one time?
Real fast?
Because we would have already killed him.
They are both plus one.
The thing is we have to go to the round table and I have to go on another loading screen.
I don't know how I feel about that.
But we could have already been at the next boss if we upgrade our weapons.
Like, I swear we would have killed it.
Our best run would have been upgraded.
let me check my inventory and I can tell you how many runes I can get to
increase my weapon skills. I'll tell you the price because we have the stones
that's the thing. Yeah I have 3k runes basically. Is that enough gold? Yes
absolutely. Come. On grump? Yes on grump.
question is too high I mean okay you have exactly 3k how much yeah roughly
roughly what's I have 1.6 I have 2.1 2.5 I also have enough oh my fucking god
come on this this is it this is it this this is nice and it's I need five more
smithing stone I got you where I'm not you have smithing stone twos can you drop
100% I have. Just give me a second.
2's. Come to the smithy.
Yeah.
Come to the smithy.
I'm at the smithy.
Yep.
I'm here.
One second. Let me use my wounds.
Use your wounds as well.
Level 2's. How many?
I need 5.
Cause mine is level 3's.
Fuuuusss! I thought it takes two!
You need how many?
five as many as you have don't discard that makes it goes away yeah wait you
even drop items actually I'm not even sure you need threes yeah you can't drop
them by the way you can't drop them can you drop them yes you need three's or
twos and I choose twos twos I three twos I three twos leave right three twos is
good three twos is good for me on the floor on the floor
okay check if you have any threes I need two threes if you have two threes to G
I'm not talking
I have four threes oh give me two oh my god oh it's saved it's safe it's safe leave
Wait, do you need Zomba?
No.
So wait, what are you doing?
You're not gonna have enough money to buy stones and upgrade, no?
I don't know where my stones are.
Wait, aren't you?
Oh yeah, I have 3s. I have 4 3s.
Smitting stones?
Yeah, normal ones.
Yeah, I have 3.
Oh, that's enough. I only need 2.
Oh my god, W.
W. The Elden Lord is coming back to you right now.
Where did you go? I went to buy some more twos.
I need Ziggs. Ziggs?
I love that champion. You can hold him from anywhere on the map. Water champ.
I used to be so pro at that. I left the fucking Christmas stones on the ground.
Right now. Thank you. I had the fucking, what is it, the Ice Ziggs skin bro. I used to be a rare.
and then they made fuck if I get more LP I can do you have any LP that you can
give me or Elbin rooms zero that's what I was afraid about I told you I will
sell some shit I'll sell some shit yeah I have yellow goo I'm gonna sell this
trash how do I okay let me see whoa we have had our money why are we not
selling oh my god fast we have another level right now I don't have to sell
Yeah, bro, like armor
I saw that which one
Yeah helmet that was 2k we have leggings that was 2k
Somber smithing stones no, I'm gonna keep those keep those oh
My god, bro. We are rich
Relentless I know what you can sell go to his page number like five or something the one with the stones and then sell all the
no cloth walls that's for summons we're never gonna need those never you have a
couple
the plans thing is you got it that's like a drop you my sword is now plus
seven from plus five that's absolutely massive minus plus eight cage let's
fucking kill the boss right now let's go it fucking now now ain't gonna know
I don't know where he's gonna hit him.
Can you check if you can buy key items at the sister because of the Kale bell bearing?
But Sally already checked, no?
Like, one hour ago, no?
Checked what?
Wait, I have to check something that Sally is saying.
No, it's the same.
This is the same, and Sally look at this.
Kale's bell bearing, see?
Nope. Ah, let's go.
casualist boss time this sounds like Halo music
oh no we have to go down the elevator I'm gonna crash out
get another elevator
get it up please get the elevator please
the festival is nigh
I
Watch the movie again
Skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip how we skip you the full picture
I was about to open ticked off, I don't know.
Come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
You're driving all the way inside.
Oh my god, I thought you went down solo.
Can we open this door now?
Nope.
I can't build wheels on my weapon. It's bugged.
Watch this. Why? Why?
Wait, no, no, no, it's because we're not in an enemy zone though.
Watch this, check this out, you see?
Oh my god, you too.
Let's save us so much time
Check if you can upgrade your arm or like if you can wear more now because
This is also heavy load how I
Don't need the fire
We are Giga broken now by the way
One second, I'm sorry
Let's go, this is it, me and you, you and me, I'm fixing my ammo right now.
Heavy, heavy, heavy.
Alright, I'm coming.
First try.
Make sure the two-hand now, casual.
I'll be right back.
Let the festivals begin sorry you know the plan you know the plan you know the
now you know you know yes jump out to let's go we fucking aggressive right
he's aggressive at you I go and he's aggressive with me you going he's
aggressive with you I go and jumping out to and he's cool
362. That's massive damage.
You can go in.
You can jump out.
Going in. How much damage?
Nice.
So now I go in. Jump out too.
He's on me now. You can jump out too already. Already.
Okay, never mind. Thanks.
We'll lock him in the animation. I forgot about that.
You remember?
Yeah.
Until he attacks.
Nice! I have an F! I have!
Okay.
it's gonna be on me so now you can go already taken already taken I get so now
it's gonna be on you I wait for the tech then I jump out to
they don't attack on the tech out now what oh I'm going going use a tech
weighted nice attack weighted I go in oh fuck me in the ass
I go in, I go in
Wasted the point, my bad
You were good, we're good, we're good
I go in, once the tank has spayed it
The tank has spayed it, I go in
Don't forget the aggro spot
And now
Got it?
I took aggro
Ah, I got it
Do you have it or no?
Me too, I got it, me too, I got it
Ah, I saw PB
He's on you I'm gonna go in suck on me now
Don't get it right up like that
Fuck me
But I go just focus up focus up focus up so that's all right. I'll not get hit anymore. We get in this backers
Don't get hit
No, I'm dead.
Yeah, you're up.
You win?
Yeah.
Nice, I expected it.
Ah man, bro.
Ah, I'm still on you.
Still on you.
How's your meat? How's your meat? How's your meat?
Going for the auto-package.
He's going to stagger, so he's going to press up the auto.
One more stagger, one more!
One more!
Same thing, going.
Can we break him out of that?
I'm not gonna be chasing him, I guess.
You got this.
Check, are we overthinking phase 2?
It's just dodging better than like...
The flash was hit.
Shots, I hate him.
Bro, he attacks so fast!
Yeah.
One HP flash.
Can you hear me, Kajal?
Yes, I can, I can, I can.
Alright, let's go.
Kajal, you know that this is easy. You know that this is easy.
You know, it's so quick he's boom boom boom boom boom boom you know, you know that this is easy, bro
Come on. I do I do look and puppy. I do
You seven flasks in the first one. Yeah, I keep over flask. That's my bad, bro
That's actually my bad like literally my bad use seven flasks in the first
Yeah, you also do a flask at the second set
When I lie
Where are you?
No way
Let's go. Come on, baby. It's around come on now. Come on now king
Let's go. I
Is that a drink make this I don't know right didn't check that out enough, you know
It's just all picture of a make this it looked like a drink fizzy drink
Here we go
Here we go
Lock in kids. Come on. Actually lock in like this isn't easy force and without very weapons
Don't him don't take free damage. Just don't get me. I won't
You're being impatient here. You're being impatient. You have aggro-king melee range, by the way.
I'm dodging, I'm dodging.
You have!
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
This is like a boss. It's fine.
On me, probably.
Oh
I
What stops us from you?
You need to you need to stop green thing you need stop green thing
We're getting down quick. I know you want to squeeze it. Don't squeeze it. Okay
You're right. It will take us an hour if we keep half trying. That's the one trifle try
That's the one trifle try. You know what I mean. This is like the dragon. This is like the dragon
We think it's not we can do it. I know
Just got to make sure that we press our buttons
Yeah, you're right. Come on.
You know why? Because I know on a good day, when the sun is shining and the coffee's full, we can do this both naked with a dagger.
I know. I know we can, bro.
Now we have two God axes.
Yeah, which makes it kinda harder, bro, but it's fine. We got this. Come on.
It does make it a bit harder, but we're doing it for the content.
Let's lock in, bro. First we squeeze the dragon, then we squeeze the lemon, and make a fucking lemonade. Lock in.
When life keeps eliminating, what do you make?
Stun. Yeah. Stars scorch Godfrey, bro.
Godfreybro, what a fucking bum ass name, bro.
Sally and one pixel are coming for your ass.
Hell nah.
Check this out.
What pixel?
Check this out.
Godfreybro, he must be self-accompanied.
Mark at the park.
Yep, yep.
Mark with the C and mark with the K, it's time to lock in.
Casual, this is the run.
No free damage, no free damage.
When you clean comms, if you have back, you have back.
If you have front, you have front, just call him.
I have aggro.
Yeah, I'm going to go in once he has an attack on.
And I go in.
Beautiful.
You're going to lock up now.
And I'm going to attack you.
Get out get out get out.
Now I back off.
He's going to switch on to me.
Check this out.
Wait for attack.
He's one off or two off.
Nice!
You perfect stop.
I'm super charging a big hit here.
Clever on you.
Wow, AOE.
He's gonna switch onto me. He's very close to Stagger again.
If you drop him, maybe he can stagger it.
I hit him.
Okay, keep your stance at habit. I'm gonna...
Oh no, I got it.
Got it!
Nice, Stagger.
Do it.
Going for a big water here.
Yeah.
I have a low. I benched.
Yeah.
I'm going to go in fire. I have aggro now. After this I have aggro. You can go in. Wait for tech. Wait for tech. GG.
I go in. He's one of stager or two. I go in. One of stager now. One jump attack. I fuck that. Nice. I don't have. Fuck his ass.
9!
I don't know if that matters.
Okay, he'll face 2 soon though.
Yeah, I'll right now.
I think I'm coming.
Here we come.
Okay, check his feet, check his feet.
I'll throw that back in.
I'm going to go ahead.
He's going to be on me.
Check his feet though.
We're losing all the 10 points again, just reset. Reset and heal up.
Oh my god, I hit him. Big R2. Oh my god!
Big damage from me. You got it, you got it, you got it.
Nah, watch him pull down.
You have aggro in one?
I have aggro.
I have aggro.
I have aggro.
I aggro.
One on Saga maybe?
Do I protect?
One on Saga now?
No way! Nice!
What?
I'm gonna get it!
Need to heal up, we have heal, we have heal!
Oh no, locked in! We got this though!
I have backracking.
One on Saga! You got it!
Oh my god
I'm sorry for saying one off. I swear that it should have been one off
No, no, no, no, no, no
All good
But we're there bro, we're there, I swear to god
Bro, yeah, literally like one run and this is easy
Come on, come on, come on
Oh my god, that was clean bro, we did so much fucking damage
Yo, Gagell, when we staggered him right before, like when the lava was already on the floor
Was it cancelled?
Like this?
Yeah, it was, it was, it was
It did no damage, right?
Both of us are dead.
Yeah.
Wait.
We were completely shot there by the way.
Wait, but they didn't do any damage because it was on the floor, right?
Yeah.
You think?
Hmm.
These are our bitch, by the way.
We do this.
I know.
Let's go.
Come on!
Lock in!
Reset!
Watch out for us from finishing it in the next two minutes right now, lock in.
We need perfect, locked in again and good comes here.
Just don't greet in the first phase wait for his attack. He may switch on to me. He may switch on to me
All right, he's on you. I'll wait for attack block. Don't take damage, please. He's on me now
I have to switch away he's looking at you have you have you have you need to you need
two nice baby only our one don't get greedy I gotta get that rotation bad
rotation
I got aggro what how I'm getting I'm getting so much
I have
LoL, we're inside of animation, let's go
We're going in together
Wait, there's a 2k damage
No way, look it
Wait
It's like 2xKO, we can do it together
1 or 12 staggered?
If we both do it, we need to go in, go in, go in
Ah man
Got it! Big heavy attack he's got!
Voss, he reached it I guess!
That comes from... sorry.
Stayard, you have it! You have it please!
Help me put him down.
One? Doesn't matter though, I'm not gonna take any damage. Watch his feet.
Ah!
We're going!
Ah, that was bad play by me.
I took so much unnecessary damage, bro.
The most important part, casual, is...
We have to be careful with our rotations.
It always has to be one guy in front, one guy to the side.
And, like, if we're going into the same...
Into the same direction...
Then the AOE just hits me in the back, you know? Or you in the back.
But it's fine, we got this, we got this, we got this.
There was a point where it was like 60% that I was just trolling.
Yar, Yar, Yar.
double crit tank. Yo we can't pull that off consistently right? Imagine where we double
crit his ass every time. Oh my god. That made me come back.
That's when we kill him and then he respawns into a phase 2 just in case.
I would leave right now. By my stream I end the fight.
Locked in KJ, Locked in Poppy. Like where we have him bro, we have him. Come on.
I remember when we were at 88 deaths like a few minutes ago.
Oh, we have 94 yeah six more six more. That's okay six six six six six steps is okay
This is the run Cajal this is the run
Let's try and pull him down a little bit or to the left to the left is good buddy
Don't be greedy you have a girl
Hold him
Nice
Nice
Agro on me now, you can go in
Wait for attack though, wait for attack
Nice
Like once he starts an animation, you can attack
Oh, he crashed on him
I have it
He's one of Staggero too
Now one off, I got him
Double, cover
You have a girl, you have a girl.
He just chilled out.
He just chilled in the air with that like boss.
I think so, I think so.
Kedrude, this is not this one.
Yo, hey Kedrude, Kedrude.
Now we're making a pact right now.
We're making a pact.
We're not going to a hundred deaths on this guy.
We have five tries right now.
Okay?
Pagel?
We!
Yes.
We have five tries, no more.
Come on.
Okay, that means if one of us dies, it has to pay it out.
Uh, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Because again, whoever?
Because we cannot afford to go to a hundred deaths.
You're right!
You're right!
We cannot.
I know.
The hundred death will be a 1v1 for more than 99.
I'm done
Didn't you say didn't you guys say this post is easy all right, I hung CS 76 XD
Bro, it's gonna be your last minutes in my twitch chat
Don't you bow bro this post is easy this post is easy, but we don't want to end stream yet. All right, so
Right now it hits 6 p.m. The clock hits 6 p.m. Can't you sign to the thing?
Actually looking beat him
Right now!
Right now!
I'm actually a little bit tilted. Reset!
Closing eyes for two seconds.
Ah, I'm back. Here we go.
Okay, I'm gonna put him to the left here a bit.
I think the left is much flatter ground.
Okay, I'm gonna keep running back here.
Ah, he's locked an animation. I'm going to last!
Hit in for you.
Eye back, right here.
He's gonna stop me.
Keep running.
I have it.
I think well I don't know how that hit me
don't just gonna switch on you I'm gonna buy one of second one now one
no nice I have I have a good oh my god I thought it will be water
Is that you?
I go in.
Oh, I go in.
Keep running.
I have him now.
What?
Run, run, run, run!
No!
That's not you, how?
Here's a me.
I need to heal. Don't die. How many pots do you have left?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come down the hill, we're going up the hill to troll.
When he goes into phase 2, up the hill it's just lost.
Last one down.
Oh my...
RASH OUT!
I got an anchor, I got an anchor.
Watch out for lava.
I'm good.
It's an X-Aulce.
How's it gonna be? How?
Come down here.
Fuck you.
Nice take.
There goes this one.
Even though it doesn't look like it.
He's on me.
Go in. Go in.
How? How? How?
Yeah, I gotta go.
What is happening?
Ah, I'm pretty...
You happy with this tag in here?
Yeah.
I have. I have.
VAS!
Oh, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
We do a second base now.
Oh, no.
It's good.
Nice.
Careful.
I've got a lot of damage down
Nothing
He's low as fuck
He's soon staggered
On my-on my-on my-on my-on my
Oh my no, he'll come
I don't have any eels left though
It's fine, we got this
No
We both had no pot
I had no pot
I mean either for full second phase I had no pots
Oh my god how do we just do that
I had no pot bro
Oh my god K-dra
Oh my god
Orstry as well that's insane
Yo that stagger fucking saved us bro
That stagger bro I would have from
Holy shit oh my
We had no pots both when I speak going full damage it was crazy
Yes yes yes
That was crazy
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm feeling good, bro.
Yo, imagine.
Wait, there's no second phase, right?
No, no, no, this animation.
Okay, no, no, no, it's fine.
Alright?
There's no second phase, right?
Okay, no, no, no, no.
Yo, wait, no, no, no, there's not, there's not.
That would be crazy.
That would be the most impossible.
Oh my god, we're good, we're good. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god, K.
Look how many, look how many points we have, look how many points we have.
70k!
K. Joe, keep some, keep some because we can buy like smithing stones, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we already have 14k, that's enough now, surely, right?
Uh, yeah, but I mean like don't, maybe don't use all the levels, you know what I mean? Like keep...
Oh yeah, 15k.
Need.
Yeah, I'll just keep one level up.
Wait, what the fuck do we build into?
Can we buy smithing stone trees? Can you buy those?
Smithing stone trees? I don't know, bro.
I don't know, actually.
What the fuck do I upgrade, chat?
I feel like I want some endurance for my fucking armor.
Like this shit is so much better, no?
But I need plus seven. Oh, that's a lot.
So immunity.
Focus, oh I got so much. Poise 38.
Hmm, like Chad, if we have this armor, then CG, alright?
Armor is cosmetic, I don't think so.
There it is, there it is. No, it's a 2.
Go Strength. Rivers of Black Fuck Armor.
Nah, I like Staggerbro.
You're okay with the best feeling, bro, when you know he's one of the Staggerbro,
and you gamble it in you know you know that you will hit it first and he can't do the attack like oh my god
he'll strength max
yeah i feel like some vigor is nice no because two pots right now they do get me to full hp in a little bit over
oh is this troll shot
one vigor one endurance and three into strength
Yes, it's good, okay
Isn't that cave somewhere like over there? Should we do that cave or no?
Or do we go next boss? Where's the next boss? I actually don't know right now. I'm gonna have to go soon. I'm gonna have to go soon
No for the world of warcraft
Yeah, when when when when give me time
20 minutes.
Fuck.
I'm fucking trolled by the way, this guy is trolling me.
Can we do the cave in 20?
Ah, yeah, sure.
Cave or where do we go, where do we go, where's the next, where would be the next boss?
I got a raid with Baos.
Stop your baosing.
Come cave, come cave, come cave, come cave, come cave, come cave, come cave, come cave,
Let's do the cave, let's do the cave.
I need three more.
Come, come, come, come.
Where's the cave?
Give me four minutes.
Come, come, come, come, come.
I'm next to you.
Come, come, come.
We're, we're.
Come, come, come.
You need to come.
You're next to me, all right?
Where?
Yeah, go on your horse.
We're.
Is it glitched?
Is it glitched?
Is it glitched?
Is it glitched?
Is it glitched?
Where are you?
I'm not there.
I'm in the fucking circle.
Oh.
Okay, come where we killed the boss.
Come where we killed the boss.
as a cave. Oh, it's okay. I see you now. You see me? Hello?
Loading screen. Hello. Oh, wow. My screen's loading.
Check. All right, let's go. Horsey, Horsey, Horsey.
Come, come, come. Okay. Check. Do we kill blade and get a drop?
why is that toxic bro bro I'm happy that we killed him before before like we
gotta call it because he mad now that would have been so imagine we had to
call it before I would be I'm joking I'm joking I would have been annoying
let's see we can squire this cave it's right in front of us it's a secret
Okay, if they don't know, they don't know about it.
But we do because we are the Elden Lords.
Oh, yeah, I see it, I see it.
And I'm a Carreio.
You said you saw it.
I don't see it, I'm gonna come right.
Ah come here come here, that's right at the wall right?
Yeah come come come come come!
why the fuck are you looking at?
he didn't pay
imagine millennia as a fucking... he didn't pay
caves gives us hella items people said
hope that's fucking true oh no now we hear this fucking music again
the one that was our default music hell no
this cave does not look funny
What the fuck is this?
Is that a mortar?
Oh hell no.
This is scary, bro, to people who are like,
scared of death, death, anything like that.
What the fuck are they doing?
Nah, hell nah, nah, hell nah.
Item ahead, item ahead.
Smithing stone too.
We don't need that.
Yeah, up here, up here, up here.
Are you behind me?
Up where?
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up the stairs.
You see where I am?
Come.
Yeah.
Same.
What is that damage?
Run run run run run.
Left or right?
Left or right?
Left or right?
Uh...
Left or right?
Jumping.
What the fuck is that?
A cock chair?
What the fuck is that?
A cock chair?
What the fuck is that capture?
I gotta be hiding in here, right?
No item.
Really bro?
This guy thinks he's cool with his sword by the way.
Look at this bastard, look at this bastard bro.
Pshh!
This way, this way.
He's done.
Think we jumped out?
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Is there also something here?
Let's check it out, but we can-
Oh, oh!
Never, never, never, never!
Someone heavy door has opened.
I don't know come back come back maybe inside of here I'll turn I'll turn I'll turn nothing
else nothing else nothing else nothing else is it at the start the door chat usually it's
it's a one-way line like once you open the lever you just jump down right only absolutely
nuts like usually it's like this
This door was closed before, this is an open door, this is the way, trust me.
Oh, fuck off.
It's time to get some free runes.
Now we could probably one-tap this boss.
Yes, absolutely.
Let's get it. Let's go. This time it's on the line. Putres duelist?
Whoa, what is that damage? I'm doing nothing.
I have from nothing anything.
Why is our damage so ass?
I don't have sorry
Lord oh double
Me I mean bro this ain't fair this guy's getting stuck out. That's your so much fucking help
Why is he so fucking dead?
Oh my...
That's too bad. Let him hit you once, bro.
Nah, I'm not helping, bro. Let's see this one we won.
Oh, oh!
Okay.
are you done? are you done? I want to see because this is fair, not the most fair.
Nice.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoa whoa whoa.
Watch out.
Hee hee.
I feel bad, general.
Look at this buster, bro.
I
Telling
The belly a silver egg wait a second wait, we just got 60k we got more rooms from him than rather have a hand
But Kajal what is it?
Ellie and silver I could call me nuts is that the fucking key on my tweaking
What is this? No way is that the key? I think they're maybe that is that what is that?
That's the key!
Oh my god, bro!
You're trolling.
It's not, it's not.
It's the wrong one.
It's a side quest key.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's for Zelen questline.
Bro, but 70k runes?
Fuss.
Quill level ups?
It's up to my character.
Quill level ups?
Alright, it's time for me to move to the wild run.
It's time. Kedr, do we finish the shit tomorrow, yay or nay?
We're sending it tomorrow, brother.
Tomorrow until what time? Tomorrow until you set also 6 or what?
Tomorrow I can go until about 8 or 9.
Now we're talking.
Same time, start time, yay or nay. 12.
A.K.A. I will be at 12.30.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, use your item. Use your Ethan.
Item? What item?
Yeah, I'll level up.
Wait, separation missed, right?
Yeah.
Tomorrow, 12 o'clock.
Full send, 8 hours into a finisher, by the way.
How many more bosses until the end, on Grump? Tell me.
Tomorrow it's finished, tomorrow it's finished.
Tomorrow it's finished.
Tomorrow it's finished.
If we lock in, tomorrow it's finished.
Tomorrow it's finished... 12 bosses?
Wait, wait, wait, what are you saying?
Tomorrow it's finished, right?
To finish the game, if we just go main story.
fucks i am wait separation is gone bye bye
chat is it done tomorrow yay or nay?
or it depends are we doing dlz as well?
uuuuuuhhh that's not done tomorrow
if we're doing dlz it's gonna be tomorrow base game we can try to do tomorrow best game
like tomorrow we can try base game
because right now the clock is six hours which means we had game time of five and a
half if we have actual eight tomorrow or seven and a half even just seven then
it's possible chat right we have a good build go in both of us um yeah we're
kind of busted not gonna lie we are kind of buster bro we are kind of busted
and we're locked in and we're locked in you know what I mean yeah hey casual
enjoy that rate bro please get the best items possible and I'll see you tomorrow
road to finish it was the last thing we'll do tomorrow we finish the base
And then I gotta do first stand which is an international but it's one week long and then after that week
We can do the DLC. I'm also cooked on the weekend. So
But yeah, hey, no, no, no, okay tomorrow is finished tomorrow's finished tomorrow. We got it tomorrow
We got it and horse race game. Yes. Yes. All right deal deal and other red row. Bye. Bye. Bye. Peace. Peace
W's fuck man, then it's too much fun
That is too much fun. I am not going to lie
fuck man valve responded to the lawsuit no they did not how how would I see that
hmm Jinxie punch classic why are we on office who told him to chew fucking
Also
Is that a bot one time I select an op Charles is just sprinting inside me
But then every time I don't have an op they just sit down a 400 yard hallway
This guy's inside my ass!
Horror game?
I don't know if horror game right now.
Horror game? We haven't done that in a bit.
If you have a horror game that you can like send me right now,
I may be down. I'm not joking bro, I may be down.
But you need to send it fast and it needs to be good.
And like 1 hour max.
What is this? Short. Alexi B?
The Q-Surf texture?
Alexi B is in a sport spot of hot water in Finland for let's aggravate a tax fraud in
News reported by the case of sexual assault house is public
the fuck
Chad is a while doesn't make the news if you commit a tax fraud yo, I just doesn't mean he did like a lot potentially allegedly
Nah
What is this
No, I'm not human. Nah, this looks goofy, bro.
What is this? Zoma.
This one looks like I'm too dendky for it right now. You know what I mean?
It looks like puzzles and I'm just dendky.
Is this one possible right now chat?
And how long is it?
I've never seen this.
iPad says Zoma L. iPad says Zoma L.
It's like iPad or is it L Zoma indeed?
What is this?
Bro, you're not linking Resident Evil Requiem, bro.
On average, you have a game?
If you say L, send us a game then.
Send us a game then.
Except I sense this one
Holy AI
All right, I'm hopping in
Wait Sally need to give that I have seven bucks. I've seven bucks
This one looks like something I need right now. I'm not gonna lie
Sally please Sally, please
It's time
Hello, Maya
Maya remember the beat real juice, please W. Maya's in the chat at W. Maya
Are you in it as well?
Stop, man, remind me of America.
Man, America was lit.
Good job, guys.
Shut up, don't bother.
You're so stupid.
Go on, go on.
Yo.
Yo.
Do we play this horror game?
Yay or nay?
Oof.
We're having an horror game in a bit.
This looks kinda nice.
Kinda nice, some Unreal Engine slop, I'm down.
All right, Sally sent it, Sally sent it.
See you in Texas, no stop.
I can't just go America like that.
I always need the longest reset, like, let's see,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
15 gigabytes required.
Fuss.
Jemma stream my F. Are you going to the century?
Stop! Actually stop.
Boom, boom, boom, boom. Let me change this.
Read how Valve responded to the lawsuit. Where did they respond?
Playing... What's a good title here?
chat set this horror game is the worst WL title from so bad the silence as well
boom just chatting all right done it's the worst or the scariest mmm wb that's
a clip in y'all said it's the worst no someone say it's the worst please I need
a one-time message? What is this Sally? What? They actually replied?
Valf responded to CS lawsuit, to CS2 lawsuit. Holy title, holy title.
chat why would they publicly respond am I cooked I thought lawsuits you keep
you are you keep your mouth shut are they trying to win over the the public
hey you already have it went over bro you already have it went over bro I
want to open cases I don't want this to go through I'm not gonna lie all right
um boys don't read this yet okay don't read this bro I want to read this out
loud bro no no no I'll make it so you only see this guys give me 60 seconds
I need a quick little readjust and then we read this real quick how did Valf respond our case is going to be cooked forever
I say oh money. I hope not. I hope not 60 seconds. I'll be back, please
I need a quick little readjust of rifle six hours of iron ring my brain is fucking foggy, bro
All right, 60 seconds. We'll be back starting. I
Leave you with a bang a song by the way
All right, six seconds starting no
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
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You
Mama Mia
Guys don't read it, bro. We read it together. Oh
They could disconnect my controller. Oh
Oh, are you excited firing tomorrow? I'm fucking hyped
I'm fucking hooked no
Okay, then tomorrow night ring tomorrow register
chat I have dinner ready bro dinner I have dinner ready bro
motz alright so we're taking the piss so we're taking the okay guys I have dinner
ready bro don't call me a glazer bro but this is something from one of my
friends my friend made me dinner bro it's one of my favorite dinners ever bro
I'm not even joking we're having some Jack links mr. Beast approved mr. Beast
approved my friend Jimmy he approved this one and hey all I can say is wow all I
I can say is wow oh my god oh hey it's Mark approved too all right here we go
hmm she's hey saw that little had to buy bro L add this is not an app bro
oh here we go it could be though so I'm at the ends here we go hmm whoa it's got a
cake looky kind of spicy here we go
have you ever tried goose jerky or duck jerky oh hell no sounds interesting
all right
I'm ready. If you're ready boys and girls are cases. Cook. Yes or no valve response to the mother's second lawsuit
aka an NYC the fucking attorney the governor not just the person not a billionaires fucking suing valve nine the fucking
Governor of New York is suing valve boys and girls. We may be cooked counter strike won't be the same anymore handshine. They are
Valve response usually they keep their mouth shut
What do they say in this public post?
Steamsupport Sass, aka Valve. About the New York Attorney General lawsuit against Valve, they
said themselves in this. The New York Attorney General. Dear New York customers of Counter-Strike 2,
Dota 2 and Team Fortress 2. Because it is not just Counter-Strike 2 that the governor is coming for.
WI Reader, check this out boys. I've been reading books for a reason, bro. My book is near
right now. I've been reading books for a reason, for moments like these. Dear New York customers of
Counter-Strike 2 and Dota 2 and Team Fortress 2. Double Dot. You may have seen the New
York Attorney General recently filed a lawsuit against Valve claiming mystery boxes, mystery
boxes, sorry for laughing, like crates, cases and chests in some of our games that they
violate New York gambling laws. Chests, he's talking about Counter-Strike, a revolver
chest, one of my favorite chests open. We don't believe that they do and we're disappointed
to see the new york is states attorney i don't know make that claim attorney general after
working to educate them about our virtual items and mystery boxes since they were first
reached out since they first reached out to us in twenty three we rarely talk about litigation
but we felt we should explain the situation to you the fuck is litigation does it mean
like you have to justify yourself the process of taking the election fast i've never had
We rarely talk about legal actions, but we felt we should explain the situation to you.
That's interesting.
Why?
We shared with the New York Attorney General that these types of boxes are in our games
are widely used, not just in video games, but in the tangible world as well.
They're going to say Pokemon, huh?
Where generations have grown up opening baseball cards and blind boxes and bags and then training
and selling them at the items they receive on the physical side, popular products used
in this way include baseball cards, pokemon, magic the gathering, and labubu.
I've never thought that Valve would fucking mention labubu in a fucking FAQ about why
they're being sued bro.
In the game space, digital packs similar to our boxes date back to 2004 and are in widespread
use yes I open a lot of them players don't have to open mystery boxes to play
valves games in fact most of you don't open any boxes at all and just play the
games maybe the bots don't because the items in the boxes are purely cosmetic
there's no disadvantage to a player not spending money I'm sorry Ralph but that
is not true that is not true if you have a dragon law in game bro your teammates
fucking play 10% better when you drop them one. Your enemy team sometimes, they were
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he has an OPT Rengar. He's going to fucking smack my ass, bro. This
guy is serious. This guy knows how to play the game. I'm telling you, bro, that's why
I, as well, I'm super high ranked, I have great skins. And sometimes it helps me out.
So yeah, they're saying there's no disadvantages, there's absolute cap. In the process of cooperating
with the New York Attorney General's investigation, we shared with them our efforts over many
years to shut down accounts found to be using Valve game items on gambling sites in violation
of the Steam subscriber agreement. We also shared with them our efforts to combat fraud
and theft of users items and our extraordinary measures to stop gambling sites from taking
advantage of Steam accounts and Valve game items. Valve does not cooperate with gambling sites.
To date, we've locked over 1 million Steam accounts that were being misused by third parties in connection with gambling, fraud and theft.
1 million? Who knows the memes bro, you can't fuck with Steam support bro. They make fun of all the other supports and then the Steam support full giga chat breaking down the house.
a house. One million accounts locked. We've also shipped features like trade reversal and trade
cooldown to discourage gambling sites' ability to operate and protect steam users from fraud.
And we forbid any gambling-related business to participate in
IN or sponsor tournaments for our games.
What, up until like a month ago?
Okay, Chad, they did try to like dig down on this, but only like what, like a few months
ago they said that those case sites are not allowed for mages, right?
And like, I don't know, that was only a few months ago, though, that was not fucking,
they're saying 2004 and I don't know and as well like of course like they still
allow all the other gambling types like fucking sports gambling this that you
know we have serious concerns like now it's gonna be steak instead of skin
club we have serious concerns with many of the alterations that New York
attorney general claims are necessary to make to our games must we have serious
concerns with many of the alterations alterations many of the action of
process we have serious concerns with many of the alterations
ah so they're saying they have concerns with what they have to change check
check check check check first the New York Attorney General seems to believe
boxes and their contents should not be transferable." Oh God, aka trading is gone.
Yo yo yo yo, chill chill chill chill chill. They appear to assume digital mystery boxes and items in our games are
different from tangible items like baseball card packs, which contain random cards. And to take issue with the fact that users
that users have the ability to transfer the items they receive
through steam trading or user-to-user sales on the community market.
We think the transferability of a digital item is good for consumers.
It gives the user the ability to sell or trade an old or unwanted item for something else.
In the same way, an owner can sell or trade a tangible item like a Poco monorail baseball card.
New York Attorney General proposes to take away the user's ability
to transfer their digital items from Valve games.
Uh-oh, aka no trading.
Transferability is a right we believe
should not be taken away and we refuse to do that.
Okay, our skins may be safe.
The New York Attorney General also proposed
to gather additional information
beyond what we normally collect
in the course of processing payments
about each game user,
about each game user
On the off chance, someone in New York was unnominizing the location to appear outside
of New York, such as by using a FOPN.
This would have involved implementing invasive technologies for every user worldwide, including
you.
Similarly, the New York Attorney General demanded that Valve collect more personal data about
our users to do additional age verifications, even though most payment methods used by New
York's team users already have age verification built in.
Valve knows our users care about the security of their personal information, and we believe
it's in our and their interests to only collect the information necessary to operate the business
and comply with law.
We respect New York's right to determine the laws governing behavior in the state.
We will of course comply with the state New York leg leg leg legislature.
What?
We will of course comply if the New York legislature passes laws governing mystery boxes.
Something that has not done despite considering the issue of few times.
Such laws would be the result of a public process, presumably with input from the industry
and New York gamers.
The type of commitments the New York Attorney General demanded from Valve went far beyond
what existing New York law requires and even beyond New York itself.
It may even be easier and cheaper for Valve to make a deal with the New York Attorney General.
What?
But we believed the type of deal that would satisfy the New York Attorney General would
have been bad for users and other game developers and impacted our ability to innovate in game
design, aka releasing new case.
In addition, although this case is about mystery books, we feel the need to address comments
made by the New York Attorney General about gamers, real world violence and children.
Those extraneous comments are a distraction and a mischaracterization we've all heard
before.
Numerous studies throughout the years have concluded there's no link between media,
TV books, comics, music, and games, and real-world violence. Indeed, many studies highlight the
beneficial impact of games to users, no short. Ultimately, a court will decide whose position,
ours, or New York Attorney General's, is correct. In the meantime, we want to make sure you are
aware of the potential impact to users in New York elsewhere. Interesting. Chad, what does this post
mean why would they post this call me nuts it feels like they want to win over
the crowd like yo guys is what's happening like please help us right now
like you know what I mean because if like if the whole New York is like
striking on the if New York goes to the streets tonight and they pull up the
signs like letters and books cases and someone has a sign with the gold rolling
in and happy emoji next to it and they fucking strike in front of the government
building. No shot is going to pass, Art. I feel like they're trying to do that.
The riots. Are there riots right now for this? I could imagine. Right?
Nothing yet, Art. Nothing yet, nothing yet.
Is this real?
No.
Public streamer's charge after giveaway.
What?
Chad, what do you think of this?
Yo yo yo, people who are actually like clever, who know business.
A company, billion dollar company, private company, doesn't just post this, bro.
Valve is always fucking silent as fuck.
Why are they posting this? Why?
it's to get over the people right like make aware of it like yo they're trying
to fuck us over public opinion PR they are warning us no no no no no no
whoa whoa whoa that message is hit wait hold on a second is this a warning
like you guys no no no no no no no no no
no no no chill chill chill
yes read the last sentence March 11th oh this one ultimately a cort really side
whose position ours or blah blah blah is correct in the meantime we wanted to
make sure you were aware of the potential impact to use as a new york editor wait shut the
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no actually stop
elsewhere they know their chances are slim yo they were green bro what are you
talking about why our chances slim
yo is there any lawyer in the chat like who's actually gonna win this lawsuit
I don't know how it works bro they are asking for the items to be not tradable
Do you understand?
New York Attorney General proposes to take away his ability to transfer the digital items
from Valve games.
If you ain't first, you're last, sell quick.
What?
No, no, no, actually shut your bitches up.
No, it's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine.
If New York makes them check for VPNs, they have to check for everyone all over the world.
Inside job to create third party sites.
Very complex, but likely New York.
Don't tell me you're a lawyer and you know what you're talking about, please.
I hope you're clueless.
Only because the judges are in hand with this new governor.
What the fuck does that mean?
Chet, is he, is he correct?
Jinx brought too many eyes, Lamar GG.
Stop.
The lawyer representing as Valve has links to Epstein, really.
Allegedly, someone in my Twitch chat said, uh, not me.
Oh, God.
Rocket League was the same.
Zubau, Rocket League doesn't have tre-
Player to player trading and Rocket League was officially removed on December 5th, 2332, aligned with Epic Games Policies.
Reasoning, Epic Games removed blah blah blah, okay, but they didn't get sued or anything, right? Like it wasn't...
They just maybe didn't...
I'm a lawyer in the state of Wisconsin, Valve will most likely win!
What now? What now?
Come on, come on.
Now we got this in the bag bro, we got this in the bag.
How does loot boxes in Belgium work? Gambas forbidden here.
Yeah, you can't, you can't.
Same in the Netherlands.
Do I go horror game or do I play a premiere game?
Be honest, I can do both right now.
Horror game is already downloaded, but also so is CS.
We haven't done horror on a bit, sure, horror.
Oh God.
Do I use for the first time ever my green screen tech
that I set up yesterday?
Check this out, check this out.
Check this out.
I have the goofiest green screen on whole Twitch.
Three, two, one.
Ooh!
Ooh, how does he do it?
How does he do it?
And it's not even chopped, right?
Ooh!
Ah, check this out, check this out.
Check, ah, hold on, get my ear on it.
Jingxi setup, what are you talking about?
Alright, check this out, check this out.
I'll put the chat over here.
Vamo, Vamo.
Let's go.
The Light Keeper.
This game looks hella fucking AI.
And like Unreal Engine Slop.
Wait, I have to change my fucking title.
uh...
uh...
chat
set this horror
game will
uh... will
uh... chat
set this horror game is the worst
chat if i say the horror game is the worst you understand that it means like it's it's the scariest right does that make sense
alright boom let's go
mod prediction if i get scared mod prediction if i get scared
Here we go guys if you're scared hold my hand right now. We will get through this we will get through this
But the first ones on my friends list to play this bro. I don't know if that's a good thing
Let's go
Put on your headphones for a bad experience
Dark phobia games, let me turn off this light
Here we go. Don't you turn off more light wait. I don't even have green screen. I can just leave it on
I don't know if I'm arching some.
Okay.
Light Keeper.
Pretty good settings check.
Field of view, blah blah blah blah blah, smooth camera, off.
Actually no, on.
Camera sense, I know it's gonna be lower.
Camera shake, whatever.
Input.
Oh.
Hell no.
WASD spacebar, okay, they made it to turn
Okay
And 240 chat type ready if you
My game is crashing
My stream I mean are we good are we good? I
Know what it was. I think I know what it was
It was I didn't have my my my FPS uncapped kept
Now it should be good.
Alright.
Boys, type 1 if you're ready bro.
Seems really loud.
Alright, let's go. New game.
We can easily forgive a child who's afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Light.
Plateau.
August 21, 1925.
Southern Iceland waters.
I've been to Iceland before, boys and girls.
I've played the skin for you.
I came here for the work.
Thought distance whipped round the past.
It's not a real story. It's a story.
The Martian came with me. There's something preaching to the life of the king.
More than words ever could.
There was something on the island that didn't sit right with me.
And some things.
I guess we have a fucking light keep or channel don't have a hot room on it. I'm sorry. I don't have a charge
All right, listen, I was scared if the you know some games
You know those mobile games like fucking Rachel the legend where the trailers look fucking cinema and then the gameplay is fucking hot-ass, right?
You get actually
I thought that we may have a situation like
Like that, but boys this looks fucking smoothie and this looks fucking clean game is a bit loud. Yes, I'll fix it right now
So master volume does nothing so master volume does nothing
okay got it got it let me turn it down here so like sound mixer options
ah don't click the lightkeeper I'll put it like 50 let's check it out
yeah you're late yet yeah only tell me if it's still too loud oh god this is also
I can't read it out for me, I'm not gonna read it.
Okay.
Can't go in there unless I don't have any clothes.
Okay, there we go.
There's no related item in the game today.
I can jump as well.
Movement check?
Ooh, wait, this game got some decent movement.
It's in the middle of Iceland they said right turn off the motion work
I don't see it.
Am I stupid?
I don't see it.
Can I have a shake?
Cinematic mode off.
Ah, here we go.
Jack, this does remind me of Iceland, I'm not gonna lie.
It's probably a fucking cold ass 5 degrees over here.
Maybe even less.
Slightly windy, but we're safe by the hills.
Okay, I'm Jack.
Still a little bit loud for me guys, I'm not gonna lie.
So we have a well for fresh water, for fresh, for fresh water.
I hope there's some people living here too.
The two guys at the start seem kind of sketch.
I'm not going to lie.
We have an anvil to upgrade our weapons.
Let's see if someone is on.
Hello?
Coming in!
flashlight. For now it's no use for me but I can get through the dark nights on this
island without. Okay, that's not nice. How can I collect it? I can't. Remember? Over
there, flashlight. I need a key for that. Painting of the past. Hello.
And though everything good with some grandmar pottery, another fucking lock!
Malboro gold! Alter!
Smoking stream soon.
Some post-its can't pick anything up though unless I'm blind.
Time right now?
Fuck lock.
Locked.
This is where we sleep, I assume.
Comp-ass.
Maybe the last keeper forgot it here.
Seems these keepers were here at some point, and now are dead.
I will reassure you that they're fucking dead.
Matches. Boom.
Alright, we can see all objectives here.
We have the lighthouse, the well, the dock, the fuckhorn, the radio room, the threes.
Slide on this fucking fire.
Nice and cozy.
I think we have to go to the lighthouse, aren't we?
So let me quickly check settings, just cause.
Focus zoom middle mouse button.
Right mouse button on a quick quote.
Inventory time.
Rotate object power.
I thought it was the game, I thought it was the game, you know.
Alright, think of the way, bro.
Half the Michelin, half the Michelin, half the Michelin, half the Michelin, half the Michelin.
I watch
1998 same as when I got unboxed
All right, I think it's time to check out the lighthouse
Let's check out this fucking shit first for this fucking shit keeps honking
This is a Deutsch man
I didn't close that I guess it's self closed that's fine it's another windy in here so
So, Valve added to inventory.
That's my daddy.
I don't know anything about it.
Do you want to put the valve on it?
Stupid.
valve access switch zoom and pound
so how do i equip him
i think i can get
all right
V
I think we can't do anything yet, we have to check out the other locations all.
First I need to put my belongings inside the lighthouse room, okay I'm fucking stupid.
I didn't know that I saw an objective that time.
What are my belongings?
Fuck am I belongs
A book. The light unveils the truth. A classic pipe. Looks like every keeper has one, of course.
personal match, matches and memories fade but the glow remains.
Photograph from the days of war, my only photograph from the war when I served as a commander
in the Observer Squad 1917.
The same year they laid the burden of a grave mistake upon me, a mistake that struck down
on my own men that I skipped.
Clearly my name, cleared my name and left the blame, buried where I felt.
How fucking old are we, or when is this light taking place?
Keeper cap, check.
Can't smoke this out right now, I guess.
It's getting dark, I should turn on the lights.
Take care of the fire?
No.
I need the light switches.
Oh wait, the lighthouse light!
Hawnswing Town.
Oil can.
Check pot.
Shit, so far it's not really scary, though.
Am I the only one?
Out of oil.
Oil can, but I mean better wine.
Fix FPS? What do you mean fix FPS? What's wrong with you?
Light is on. Sounds like it's near. I guess it's fine.
I can do game capture from you. It's hella smooth oh
Man, yo this game looks good. No
Well, let's switch off the fuck
So let me try game capture just in case because for me it's really smooth like really clean
lighthouse.
Tell me if that's better or worse real quick, okay?
Tell me if that's better or worse.
this one. Check this out. Now I have to add a render delay, then we're good. 280 of 280.
Okay, 280.
All right, let me know if this better or worse.
Awesome.
Worse.
Let's go.
The fucking floor, come on.
Oh
Check could you do this job be honest alone on an island like this overnight
Yes, I look you what shit my pants I'm not gonna lie
I watched too many horror movies.
Falkhorn is off.
Look, you want to go there.
Make sure the door's closed.
Huh!
What's going on over there?
I mean, maybe somebody was fucking fishing some fish, right?
Are those black crows?
Oh no.
Who watched Krabat, if you know you know.
Oh my god, German movie, Golden.
Nothing to worry about, just some crows of our fucking graveyard.
Right?
So, that's why the bots are crying out.
Key, key for, this key, maybe the last guy left it for me.
I need to find out what it looks.
key for case no rest of all the case on this map
this looks what the fuck is this fucking shit why does it feel like I have to
hide from something here I don't want to do that hello hello hello hello
excuse me so much I'm scared
Was there a closed door inside of here?
It has to be here.
NINE!
You have to be trolling.
Gold, gold.
To the next keeper.
I'm leaving this note because there are things about this island you won't be told.
If you knew them, you'd never agree to stay here.
Back in 1912, three men were stationed at the Sleith House, Jonathan, William and Victor.
They were all experienced, reliable and in good health when they arrived.
Two weeks later, when the relief boat came in, everything had gotten wrong.
The light was out, the rooms were a mess, furniture was broken, windows smashed.
The strangest part was that the men were gone, not a single body was found, only bloodstains,
torn clothing and signs that they went through something terrible before they disappeared.
Take this as a warning.
This place is not as quiet as it looks.
The three missing men had been claimed by sea devils for daisy labor placing holy symbols across the island.
Hoping to drive the creatures away, but as prayers found no mercy, the men never returned.
Their bodies were never found and still, Abraham swore, he felt the presence of those of the drum-buns.
The wailing cries twisting through the wind, like broken glass.
glass. Remember this. The three crosses by the withered tree are not graves. No earth holds
their remains. Abraham placed them only as a token, a warning, a memory of what the sea
itself chose to swallow. Father Abraham stands before the lighthouse, raising a large cross
high into the storm. He seems to be forcing back unseen demons, as if every tower itself
that become cursed. The image carries a sense of dread, like a desperate attempt to hold
back something around me. The long sea journey has strayed me. Tonight I should rest. Do
we close the door? Are we fucking real men? I'm fucking leaving it alone. I want some
fresh air. I'm German, bro. I need a little bit of fresh air. If I could open these windows
First I would, wait, I'll do as I do, I'm not risking that shit for a while now.
Why do I turn off the music?
It's fun.
What's?
This is not going to help.
It feels like I'm going to fight Ganala in a second and then I'm going to lie.
I'm ready!
Ah
But
I remember that sound from a rep something or something.
Fuck I left the window open.
I
Stop
We're check
your crowd if you can hear me bro come back bro we can become popular on
tiktok I'll feed you every day music I like the vibes
the sun is rising I should turn the light off of course
but shout there's an ugly creature on the bottom left corner
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Hello?
Cinema.
Cinema.
Cinema.
Cinema.
This view.
Oh.
Ah!
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Where did the blood come from?
That's blood?
Stop.
What is that? That's an animal, right?
I don't see anything.
No!
Mark, don't be a pussy.
Oh my god, a dead bird is blood is dripping onto the lamb, okay, all good.
So far, I'm not scared of anything.
Why?
Because it's just mother nature doing its thing.
So far, no fucking creepy fucking nun or something, you know?
If thick fog is rolling and I must activate the fog on...
Ahhhh!
Shit.
I want to get the rest of...
Got it.
Forecon.
Forecon. Forecon.
Fast.
Fast, fast, fast.
It's getting kind of dark, no?
It's the sun rising, I forgot.
I didn't close that door.
We know where I'm at least.
That's not a person, right?
It does not work without burning charcoal.
I love the smell of matchsticks when they go off that smoke that it makes, the burnt wood.
Sometimes I just open it, I just start the candle.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Right now I'm not a bitch ass
I'm the first person who plays this game who's not a fucking pussy
for what's me bro I would equip a fucking city right now and light it up
so GG can't take it come on any weapon I need any weapon bro
Hmm, that's fine.
Last chance! I'm coming up!
I know MMA!
You don't want the smoke.
Trust me.
I'm getting high ground.
Fuck with that.
Ah!
Three, two, one.
Sorry.
Nothing.
Am I stupid? I swear that was a guy.
Check your song too, right? How much we can?
Partisan there. Same blood, though.
Let me turn on the fucking light.
What?
Another turn, I guess.
Okay, hurry up. Is there something?
Secret key.
All right.
Nature can't scare me.
Now if it was the dude, I might have been a little scared, but not when it's a fucking
pageant, bro.
Let me guess what the keys are for, bro.
For fucking downstairs, huh?
Here we go.
Oh, god.
Don't like the looks of that.
Three, two, one.
Vass!
Any other key?
No, no, no.
I'll send them back to us this morning.
Wait a second.
Jackpot!
God, not again. I swore I'd never touch this poison again. I can't.
Am I an a fucking alcoholic?
Bro, quick little fucking bottle of red wine. Let's hit it, no?
What do you mean, not again? It's a max win.
Huh?
Bro, it's Trumps Camp by Red Wine. What the hell?
For free!
Oh, shit.
Bro, act like you have fucking no option to not drink it. What the hell?
What the fuck is that there in Heineken?
So this is me a man who can't even keep his own promise
hopefully.
Was that there before?
How much did I drink?
One bottle in this hang?
Oh hell nah bro am I fucking stupid bro?
Two bottles maybe even three?
No self-control?
Do I have to wait? Is the light on? Is the lighthouse?
Oh my god.
Oil can.
The lights on, right?
Midnight's already passing, I still haven't turned on the light.
Yo, I'm one step ahead!
Someone actually gave me this job, bro.
If this is based on a real story, put me on this island, bro.
Holy shit. Boom, boom.
This is shit.
Come on, G.
The fog is lifted. I should turn the fog horn off.
Put a little chuck. That's pretty big beast.
Oh, we're good.
let's go let's go let's go let's go
what game is this the lighthouse I think all I keep her I can link it up to
this
I'm fucking seeing things wrong.
Can I call a check?
Also there.
Ah! Oh my god, yo!
Flashlight?
No creepy guy?
Where's my flashlight?
Okay, listen, how the fuck is the bird inside?
Closed?
Open!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't stand seeing these dead birds again and again.
Close now.
It's fine. Hey, so far, all mother nature. And the creepy guy?
Whoa.
Close that shit.
Find my stones.
Great
I'm not fucking scared come at me then
So i'm still fucking wasted, huh?
Something's wrong with this island. It's not safe. I have to get out before it's delayed
I must head to the radio room and contact the communication officer the island is no longer safe
If the light house is there, and the forecon is there, I have to go to the right to the
bottom right.
Wait, three houses there.
Across from the threes.
So down there.
Yeah.
No one behind us?
Oh no.
Huh!
Huh!
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, gosh, that actually got me.
What the fuck is that?
Don't do that.
Why is there a fucking captain in the period where he's screaming at me?
In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in.
Close, close, close, call for help now.
Generator I guess.
Need power, oil can.
Check the generator.
Double, double, double tasking, double, double tasking.
Put the shit on now, oil is inside.
There it is.
Arthur, Naval Station, this is Arthur Lucian, do your copy.
Over.
I hear you say.
I can't stay here anymore.
This island, something is wrong with it.
Strain things, keep happening.
Get me out!
I quit!
What you're seeing isn't real.
does not things to the mind does things to the mind I understand how you feel but
you have to hold on for five more day then I'll send some relief to you that's
the best I can do now stop calling do your duty and don't bother me again
What is he getting paid for?
The birds are moaning again.
Turn that shit off till he ain't helping.
Okay, okay, okay. How many seconds was that?
Three seconds? Three kilometers away. We're good.
Let me guess, another fucking deck pigeon, maximum blood, and no one that fucking takes
accountability.
This is where it all started, our first steps on this island right there.
So this be where it ends.
What was that?
Can you see that? What was that?
I just went away. No I can't.
A Spanish Bible.
Zagrada Biblitia.
Okay.
Keep us mystery note.
I know they lied to us about the fate of the three.
Beneath this lighthouse in the cellar they sealed.
sealed. The truth still lingers untouched. They keep it from us, for they think ignorance
is safer than knowledge. To them, our lives are nothing. Me, a body, change to this cursed
rock. Work like beasts until we break. If what divide those three should come for us,
they will not mourn. They will replace us as easily as a broken tool. Survival, then,
Mosquear is alone!
And a school.
A school of unknown creature.
The fuck is that?
That thing must be ugly.
But because a bible is Spanish...
I saw it in less.
Hmm... Loki makes it less scary that the guy hunting us is Spanish. I don't know why.
Okay, that's all.
What the fuck is this?
What is that?
Is that a shuman? What the fuck are those calves?
Oh hell no, a little bit too much of gooning, huh?
What?
His right foot and his right hand, what does that mean?
Markus Rühl?
Someone's messing with the lot, oh hell no.
I'm coming for you, you better stop.
I'm gonna beat you up!
Did I do that?
AHH!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I thought it was a guy.
No.
Fuss.
I don't know what's happening.
What window was that?
It's so dark.
Hello?
Windows seem fine. Windows seem fine.
Windows fine? Windows fine?
Windows fine? Windows fine? Windows fine.
What the fuck was that?
Show, show, show.
Windows are still open a little bit though.
Should I leave them open? I don't know.
Was this here before? I swear it was not.
I'll call the cell for me, save me.
GG, GG, can't, can't. I can't.
Come on, give me the fucking...
Why are no weapons allowed?
When you turn on the fucking fire...
I can't.
Is there something that can help me in here?
Awesome match. Put on the cap!
Oh, well.
No.
Who's in the house?
Can't go too bad.
What am I missing?
Am I not seeing something?
I swear I'm not stupid though.
What do I gotta do?
Check everything.
The chest.
Wait.
Yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I saw a check this room out at the glass chair.
I don't know.
I don't like when they game those things that are not expected.
Like.
Of course, that's shit.
Close that shit too, I'm not gonna lie.
Loki closed all windows.
Is the door open?
I hope not.
Okay, nice.
Nice.
Let me close all the fucking windows.
Just locked.
Let me guess.
Let me guess, let me guess, he's upstairs, let me guess, he's upstairs, let me guess.
Just a hunch.
What?
What was that?
My mouse was locked for a second, I swear.
close it close it
Now what?
Hello?
I'm not afraid.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Can I jump outside?
What?
There's no escape as long as the light reminds him of this island the demons will never leave. Is this new?
They will ignore at you tear at you until nothing is left find the light if you're pure it will fade to silence
But if you bear the weight of sin the light will burn brighter. Oh my neighbors think I'm a preach preach preacher
until death comes so dreadful the ghouls themselves will weep
still no one upstairs
is it a chest upstairs?
a chest?
where did you see a chest my boy?
I did not see a chest
Okay listen listen listen who's pissing
What is that sound?
It's a both, it's a both.
What?
Is that a water leak or a blood leak?
Blood leak.
Hey! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Am I fucking alcoholic?
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
I'm actually fucking stupid.
How much did that drink? How much?
One, two, three.
What?
There's an open.
This side doesn't open.
Oh my god, I thought someone else was opening the door.
Hello!
Still locked.
Nice.
Can you stay that outside now?
I want my sound louder.
Am I the only one shot? I want my sound louder, bro.
Jump scare me even harder.
Even harder, baby.
I'm going for 6'7", 6'7'' volume right now.
Boom.
C?
What do you mean C?
C outside?
What?
What?
C?
What?
You notice gone?
Fast?
It's locked.
Did I fucking open that chest in my fucking drunk dreams?
Were those here before?
Was that there before?
Oh, no.
The
Middle, above the water.
That's not where the light house is.
What is it?
Why?
What?
What? You stuck?
What is the shit?
You have to jump out.
Open all the windows.
This one is so closed.
Much better. But now what?
Light bulb? Not on.
You took lives from others?
You took lives from others!
No, I do not.
No, I did not.
Why is there a fuck inside of a room, that's no number.
What does that mean?
Found it.
on it
Hang on them look what the fuck place I've been
In her
Time is running blood is coming from the wall time is running a thousand times faster as a kid get me out of here
You wasted your life
To real to deep what is this?
Get me actually out out out out out out silence, please I can still hear it
Painting reversal everything reversal
Locked
It's blood it's blood
You turn the truth upside down.
Wait hold on.
It's wine!
Jackpot!
The truth upside down.
No.
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
The lighthouse.
But at what cost?
Close that shit.
Maybe it's all just a dream, three to one?
Gigi.
Going downstairs, right? Didn't I find keys? No, I didn't.
Basement, insta-basement, insta-basement.
Everything, devil-related, they said basement, basement, basement.
Can I open them?
Still locked, still locked.
Where are the keys?
Gold clumpen.
Gold clumpen.
Keys upstairs, right?
Has to be.
Let me guess, there's something waiting for me there, huh?
What?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't I can't
It's impossible
Oh my god, that's why I'm wearing fucking glasses bro.
For moments like these.
The light bulb.
Oh what was that?
What was that?
The light bulb?
Can I go back? Just so I know. Of course.
Uh-oh, check the door first.
Storage room, nothing too scary yet.
This room's fine.
I need something to break this.
Well there's a fucking saw all the way fucking back, which is a fucking mace.
What is that sound?
Do you guys see that sound?
Nothing in here, nothing.
Check out the other rooms.
Left is next. Locked. Locked!
There's a key somewhere.
I need the second lantern.
What?
Lantern and key. Lantern and key.
Gotta be somewhere.
X, X!
That's good as a fucking thing to break things through, but it's...
That looks like an A. That looks like an X. What are they trying to tell us?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Come at me then!
Why run?
Why run?
When old Jonathan realized the devil had crept into the island, we fled below, thinking
we could hide, but this place only grew darker.
Jonathan warned us the devil still waits.
We must not surrender, but William, he was already lost, drunk, twisted, consumed.
I could see the devil crawling inside him.
He raised his hands against us, Jonathan and me.
He meant to kill us both.
I stopped him.
I had to.
And yet, he begged for forgiveness.
I.
I was the blind.
I was the blind, with rage, with fear, with something I cannot name.
I swung the axe, his hat fell.
I buried the body, hoping it would end the nightmare.
It did nothing.
Jonathan sees my act as a surrender.
He is right.
My fury, my fear, it was the devil's will.
I did not resist.
My sin is no less than Williams's.
I don't know what I just read.
So what?
We are Jonathan, right?
So we?
That's the way I came from.
We're a fucking eye.
Hello?
What's up?
I'm coming for you!
Check five items first, check five items.
Never mind, I came from here.
Alright.
You want me to do it?
Sure.
So, he hanged himself?
And let me guess, why the fuck is he wearing what I brought?
This is the hat, no? That the light keepers wear?
We have a bird, holder, with no bird in sight, it broke loose, broke loose.
Maybe one of the dead ones that we saw.
Can I jump inside of here?
Crowd shun, maybe? Crowd shun?
What is this?
I forgot that I'm slim in this game.
Let me guess, it's gone.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck is this?
I know what they're trying to do right now, bro.
Nope.
Apparently, Jonathan had great faith in Jesus.
Note, note and a key, key first.
I may die while reading the note, we gotta get the key.
Nice.
Jonathan has been trapped down here for over a week and I can't bear it anymore.
Every shadow, every whisper, the devil is here in every corner.
William tried to kill us.
He almost succeeded.
And I am the one who brought the terror upon us.
I'm a fool.
I surrender too easily.
I killed him.
I thought it would protect us, but all I did was confirm how weak I am, how damned.
If William's death was just as forgiving in, then mine must follow.
I deserve it.
I'm sorry to leave you here alone, but I cannot stay.
Burn my body, Jonathan.
Burn me.
Cleanse this place of me and the devil I carry within.
No, we don't.
You want a stric?
Anything else?
Do we have the key?
Of course, that fucking bird.
Can I jump up there or something?
I
Huh?
No, no, no, you're all edible zoom in check games creep me out
when they're off
Like, I think that this guy coded it in Unity or something, right?
And usually game devs, they put like an invisible line here, you pass it and then the thing
goes away.
I zoomed in, I didn't pass a line.
I don't like that.
I feel like it's out of my control.
Cross.
cross. Jonathan believed that the sacred symbol might protect him from the darkness ahead.
Religious photoflame.
Uh huh.
Is that not?
No it's not.
Can't go to it.
Can't go there.
The door won't open without another light on.
Do I have to go back?
No, I shouldn't.
What the fuck is this?
Schleifstein.
So no way I have to go back, right?
Go up.
Where are you?
Ah.
On everything I can about you.
I need some stupid...
I think I have to go back.
Right?
feels wrong though no shot
wait wait wait wait
huh
wait wait wait wait wait i haven't been here have i
i have i have this where we came from
do we have to go back check what do you think
I don't know right?
I'm not funny that one actually got me what the fuck because I thought that I'm going the wrong way
And I didn't expect to jump scare. Oh, well, no
Don't do that again ever
We have the key I forgot about that
Wait, it's from the toilet, let's start
What the fuck is this stuff?
Is there a way to turn my fucking FOV up bro?
Oh my god, I'm acoustic.
Much better.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Don't you down?
Well, well, well.
Yeah, are you good?
What's that?
Am I fucking torturing someone?
No, no, no, don't tell me I just pulled someone apart.
hard. Like a fucking poop hook. You're my bad, bro. What was that? I didn't place
Give me the fucking...
I'm not asking twice, give me the fucking...
As long as you flee from truth, the light will flee from you.
Yet in the end, the light envelops the truth, Arthur.
Give me the fucking lantern.
Stop.
Yo, yo, yo, chill, chill, chill.
Do you have a knife?
No.
Lucky.
Who's that?
Who's that?
This looks not normal. Roll, roll, roll.
No. I felt super past, actually, like an unring.
So, I'm not...
What am I missing?
There has to be something somewhere.
What?
I'm not blind.
Question mark.
Chain? The chain is gone.
All right, bro
No, no, no, no, no, this brings me back to fucking no, no, no, no, no, not the no I
Never want to be in this place ever again. Why am I here?
Your king country need you and just now
Britain's
Who is that?
Did you hear that guy stomping as well, child?
That's not thunder, right?
What?
how I miss warmth of your kitchen, the smell of your cookies, and the sound of children
laughing in the yard. What's that sound like? Out here it feels like another world, but
I keep telling myself I'll come back, and everything will be just as it was. Soon I
will walk through the door again, and will forget this war ever touched us, for all my
love for your son. Are those fucking guns? Not funny. Give me the fucking weapon.
Who the fuck is that?
But you wouldn't let me live.
Hello? Where are my fucking teammates?
That's like fucking 20 baths, but only me!
Radio, radio, help, help, help, help, help!
Don't have it, I don't have the fucking energy, huh?
Out, out, can I, can I, can I, can I?
Gun gun gun my gun my gun my bad my gun
We can call for help.
We can call for help.
Radio, radio.
Right?
What?
I'm tweaking.
Am I fucking drunk again?
Radio's over here.
In, in.
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?
Hello?
No.
It's shocked.
It's shocked.
AHHHHHHH!
Am I dead?
Since I started keeping this light.
I have no idea what it is.
I will not let you go.
I will not let you go.
I will not let you go.
I will not let you go.
I will not let you go.
In this light, it falls on the wrong places.
1918, of course.
That's WW1 now.
Observer 1, this is behind Fist. I repeat, this is behind Fist. We need heavy coordinates now.
I'm sorry, but we don't have time. The fight's to go. Send enemy coordinates, then I'll over.
Copy that, enemy position. 38 degrees south-west, under the White House.
No.
Arthur, what have you done?
The coordinates were wrong.
We hit.
We hit our own men.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, my.
Okay, she's...
I'll open up this way, come on.
Look in here.
Give me that.
I don't know where the fuck am I.
You got me.
Lighthouse.
Give me that.
Do you not have a gun license?
Radio. Radio, no?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Left or right, pick your poison.
Civilians, children, this was their shelter.
This is a pressure report from the Western Front.
This force has pushed back the enemy, forcing enemy troops to retreat.
Existence in the name of the hands and the rallying of the soldiers is high.
This success marks a significant step forward in the ongoing campaign.
More updates will follow as the situation develops.
I don't like war. I don't like war.
Oh, whoa, am I supposed to?
Okay, okay.
What the fuck is it?
Are those dolls?
This way.
Our own man who we have killed, are we?
Left.
Up, up, up.
No shots.
Wait!
Stopwatch!
I messed up.
Still not.
Focus heavily.
My vision?
What?
I have to hide this.
What's the Germans?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
No, it was not.
No, I mean, yes, I mean, yes, bro.
I mean, actually.
Give me that.
Fine, do you need it?
Okay, that's a fucking exit.
I swear that was an exit.
Uh-huh.
Am I fucking crazy?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Yo yo I couldn't just have pulled it down myself like
...
Lighthouse. Lighthouse.
No oil.
No ting oil.
Hah!
Oh, baby! Those are fucking massive.
Oh, oh, no. I should be in here.
I am actually creeped out.
Get me out.
What the fuck?
I can't remember.
Wait, are we back?
Those rips and bones?
Doesn't work.
What?
No, on the back of the...
You're not supposed to be any different from us.
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
Am I missing an item now?
Who must I find?
What's that shape?
Just make sure we dig up there.
I think it's hot, right?
There has to be something in this room.
I'm getting creeped out, we know what's in here.
Jackpot!
I got it.
Bye bye!
Fuck it tastes like oil because I looked at it.
Oh my god.
No.
Watch better.
What's better?
Lighthouse on.
What?
Finally you came, Arthur.
Stay down. I can smell the devil clinging to you. Oh God. What happened to the other two?
Are you still here? Where's the light?
Are you still here?
You've been down here all this time?
Time doesn't matter.
Alive, dead, our souls rot in this pit.
The devil would release us, not where the light is buried.
What happened to the other two?
What happened to the other two?
They prayed, and then they stopped.
They lost hope.
When Hope dies, the devil takes his due.
Of course, the deaths weren't the end.
They rose again as its children, and now another soul has joined them.
Where is the light?
The light?
Where is it?
We thought we could bury the hell itself.
We hid it beneath the only three.
morning, the tree was dead. In this island, every breath, every shadow turned into damnation.
Have I given in to the devil too? Then it's true I've given in. The bottles in the cupboard.
The devil left them for me, didn't he?
No, you can't
you
you
you
you
you
you
It's the only way.
Do have to go to the toilet though.
up
what are we exactly facing
this is the right one right?
facing correct?
yeah of course it is
come on face it
face it
Face it!
What?
Oh, that item!
What?!
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
GG.
We've murdered ourselves.
I'm sure this wasn't surrendering.
How long have I been playing for?
Mozart listened to ours and then I considered refunded.
Please send me fast.
No, no, I'm joking.
It was actually good.
Shit, I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Gimme on.
How can you...
What game engine is this?
Why does this look so nice?
Talk to me.
this looks fucking nice I don't like Unreal Engine slot but is this Unreal Engine
then there is something in it like bro it feels nice and I like the goofy
animations it's like it's not forcing trying to be like look smooth and so
It feels creepy, bro.
I enjoyed that.
It is facing.
Should we check another tour, quick?
Surrendering.
I want to see escaping.
I want to see escaping.
Like, why does this game look so nice?
You will die when you escape?
Nine, bro.
Nine.
Hell no.
I'm just rowing it away.
There's a boat there.
There's two pits.
Just row away.
The fucking sea is calm right now.
Hella calm.
Perfect weather to escape from this fucked up island.
Get me the fuck out.
Get me the f**k out of here.
I like how they have a double check for the like the ending, you know what I mean?
So it's like you don't actually miss this.
Boom.
Alright, why is it f**king stormy on the side?
Did we extract or no?
I still have matches in my pocket.
Who BMX went?
Did we get the boob?
Yes.
What?
There is something different about today.
Big Ben.
This is radio.
The French news.
I don't want to declare this dead.
The devil is dead.
The devil is dead.
It's like the past has awakened from its slumber.
call me back
W
I'm going to jump on you like that man, right?
He's gone.
Ah!
Why is he looking at me?
You stay up there, alright?
Fucking Etsy, auditor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This one is choosing running away escape will we play the price still
Still a cigarette inactive after 20 years, G.
Huh? I think I'm with neon lights.
Maximum wasted.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
We're gonna have it.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Whoa, what happened? What happened?
Overdosing unigleteen, what is this?
Am I the devil?
wherever wherever you go you're dead
I like those animations do I check out the last one too real quick just real
quick the fucking surrender I want to check it I want to check it I want to
It's the lighthouse one.
Why do the animations look so clean?
Am I the only one?
Is this AI sloppable no-chill?
I need to know.
I need to know.
You know?
Alright, let's see, let's see.
Surrender, surrender.
Let's have a look.
Looks nothing like AI.
Very massive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've played these games before, I said I've played these games before.
Hands behind there, I'm ready to surround him.
Ah, check this out.
There isn't, the devs confirmed, the only ad they used was voice work.
Damn!
They're in fucking lovely.
No shot, bro, the animations are fucking sexy.
Get me in.
I'm going to sleep at home.
Upstairs or downstairs?
What?
Why?
Rob?
Why would I need that?
What?
Why would I need that?
What?
I think I'm going to be obsessed again.
Is it a dragon?
I think this is enough to put an end to everything, what are we doing here?
Why would we roll down the light when they're stairs?
Cheers?
What the fuck?
I'm not sure about that.
Corona sold enough, Corona sold up, Corona sold up, Corona sold up, and crew is sluying.
Nooo!
What's that?
A live clip?
What?!
Yo, I'm not yo, I can't sleep tonight.
This is fucked up game, bro.
Why does it look like this?
So did he clamp down, yeah, he clamped down, he clamped down, yeah.
Game is ten minutes long question mark.
Have I only been in for 10 minutes?
It felt longer, I'm not gonna lie, if that was 10 minutes bro, then fucking kudos to
this game bro.
That felt like an hour or two.
They're fucked.
Sometimes it says a lot of information, it feels longer even though it's not I guess.
Not sure that was 10 minutes.
Guys, that was fucking...
I'm mostly shocked by how it looks.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I was also like nice like I guess story wise. I don't know but wasn't like out of the out of the
You know, it wasn't like crazy or anything like but the way the animations is like
nah
Had a nice style very nice style wow hey guys wow wow wow wow boys. I'm happy that we hopped into something real quick
first of all I gave it a bit
W lightkeeper W lightkeeper. I enjoyed that but I now I'm freaked out now. I'm freaked out. I'm not gonna lie
play resident evil 9 resident evil 9 hmm what is jinx you're doing bro I'm
fried right now let me see what is junko doing
at dog last case we got was the hundred dollar fucking gold after 500 cases
Fuck that noise today. We're getting three goals. You're not
Didn't he say we would stop at a go again like later in the night later in the night
Boys, I hope you enjoyed the stream and enjoyed that a ton
The albanying part. I'm fucking excited about tomorrow boys. Can we finish it tomorrow? Yay, honey. Can we finish it tomorrow? Yay, honey
Call him down to front.
Tonight, I'm...
Yo, oh my god.
Yo, I thought I was done.
I thought I was done.
I'm not joking.
I thought it was over.
I thought it was over.
I thought it was over.
All right.
Boys.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
chat. I'll see you all tomorrow at 12 o'clock for Elden Ring. We're gonna finish it tomorrow.
We're gonna finish it tomorrow. I hope you enjoy the stream. We're also gonna hop into
ESL Pro League on the... Oh my god, the game got me tired. How? On Friday. Jinx is gonna
watch the Spirit game, which is gonna be really exciting. First time we watch this
pro cs well well well that's gonna be interesting first I mean what is donk the
goat I hope that donk fucking makes it bro because this fucking this playoffs
looks a little bit chopped Navi Mongols is nice Aurora is nice mouse is not nice
but it's nice it's always nice to watch Australia spirit is okay but foot
legacy hi hi hi all right boys I'll see you guys
Of course, you're in the bus. I'll see you all tomorrow at 12 o'clock
for
Eldrige
For the way before I've never been tired at 9 p.m. How's this possible?
What the fuck boys? I'll see all coast coast coasting for watching thing vaults up for all follows
Follows people stop and buy because you're in the bus. See you in how many hours in plus three three plus twelve
Three plus twelve roads too late right now. I'm not gonna wait
15 hours. I'll see you on 15 hours from now. 15, 15, 15, 15. Boys, see you guys. Enjoy
your night and evening wherever you are. Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, Kossi, and peace.
Chat 1 more hour again. Do we hope until resident level 9? Do we hope until resident level 9?
Right now. Fuck it, because I was thinking about doing a 24 hour stream for a long time
I'm not joking broke now. Maybe the time
Resident evil it's rectum right a requiem
Let me see how long it takes to download boys if it takes if it takes less than 20 minutes to download
I'll hop in right now, bro. I'm not even