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Rock let it rock let it rock
Yo, yo, yo, ha ha ha oh shit
Yo, my voice feels a little bit raspy from all the vaping from all the talking
What the fuck guys tell me choose about today, bro. I'll take it a soft road. I guess yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, how are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing?
How are we doing?
Ow, my voice hurts.
Guys, it is completely chopped, it is completely chopped, cases are banned, my voice is cooked,
I'm completely dead from yesterday, badminton, I'm not gonna lie, I did not sleep well, um,
it's shit, weather outside couldn't even get my vitamin D, couldn't even get my vitamin D.
Shisei, but the coffee is ready, keeping us alive.
The coffee is ready, keeping us alive.
Chat, listen to me closely, all right?
Listen to me closely.
Cases are banned.
We can give you the vitamin D.
Please, bro, please.
I'm gonna absorb it right now.
Come on.
Check trades.
No.
Boys, hear me out, bro.
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
How are you doing, bro?
On this beautiful Tuesday, I think?
Tuesday?
Where did the Monday go, bro?
Where did the money go yesterday went went early to badminton picked up new glasses?
I'll show you the glasses. I don't think I like them bro
I fucking spent way too much money on glasses that I'm probably not gonna wear
glasses giveaway
Who's got minus three the obtuse in the chat?
glasses giveaway. Oh
Fuck man
Bro, they look weird, bro. They remind me of a person bro. I can't say who though like I don't I can't wear those
Bro, I can't weather's I'll show you in a minute. I'll show you in a minute. Um
Play badminton absolutely destroyed the opposition
Absolutely destroyed the opposition as always as always. That's how we do it
And then we went to eat hot pot, bro
No, not hot pot. Sorry Korean Korean BBQ Korean BBQ my first time having a BBQ, bro. I had before BB
No, no, no, no, I had watched BBC documentaries before but I've never had Korean barbecue,
bro.
I don't know how to feel about Korean barbecue, chat Korean barbecue, WL, bro.
Only the people who've eaten it before can comment on this.
Maybe it was the place that we were at.
Kind of mid.
Kind of mid.
Is it because I'm a bad chef and my boys were bad chefs too?
Probably.
Bro, just give me a good fucking dish.
Just give me a good dish that works well together like rice with meat, bro we had meat on the
grill and we were just like one slice of meat, one slice of meat, trying a veggie, bro it
felt weird bro, I ain't the chef, I ain't the chef, just give me a, just give me a,
bro but I did like hot pot, I did try hot pot recently with my boys too, hot pot is
go to bro, Korean barbecue, I don't know, I don't know, wasn't Deluxe, it was only fun
Because I was with my boys that we were cracking jokes, but I'm Korean barbecue itself. I don't know bro the food
I don't know bro. Um
Hot pot panger bro hot pot panger bro. We weren't even at a good hot pot place, but it was still fucking go to bro. What is this?
Let me continue on with this week's agenda
First Valorant stream ever it's gonna be tomorrow on Tuesday now Zubal Zubal Zubal
Is he going into Malo today?
Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
I may have to go offline towards that.
Bro, this is gonna be cinema.
Bro, there's like, oh hell no, bro.
Jinx, like Jinxy and CS is one thing.
Jinxy and Valorant is another thing, bro.
Going after his e-kitten.
Oh, God.
I need someone who could coach me in battle.
Who should coach me?
Chad!
Who should coach me?
Who should I ask?
Mooda
W that shut the saying Mooda bro W that shut the saying Mooda that makes Mooda so happy not even if it
Not even if it's gonna be mood up. I just the fact that they thought of him w
Mooda whoopie funny I
Chat hear me up, bro. The era of cases is
over I
I wish I was joking, bro.
I found boxed maybe a hundred golds in my life.
It started with golds.
Four years ago, five years ago, it came to a point where every single first time
chat message said, why is he not opening cases right now?
This is the case opener.
This is the guy who puts the key in the case.
The one who's the best at it.
Boys and girls, those days are over yesterday night.
Not a crazy surprise, we all expected this to happen soon. Counter-Strike 2 posted an update, and it's not a funny one.
At least not for me. It impacts me, it impacts my life, it impacts everything that I'm about to do in the following years, until this gets fixed, which it probably won't.
Counter-Strike 2 updated, they tweeted it out, this is not a joke, this is not a perfuse.
X-Ray Scanner. Players in Germany and in other lands will have an X-Ray scanner tab in the inventory for those players.
Containers can only be opened via X-Ray scanner. The X-Ray scanner will come preloaded with a one-time exclusive non-tradable genuine P250X-Ray,
which must be claimed before using the X-Ray scanner to reveal items in our containers. Keyless containers like souvenir packages can be opened without the X-Ray scanner.
Boys and girls, y'all were always saying yeah, but it doesn't affect you. It doesn't affect you. It's just France. It's just this nine
Look where my mouse is. I open my account in
Shock after reading that message and my account is affected. My life is affected
Our stream is affected x-ray scanner at the top if I click on this I haven't clicked on this yet three two one
The x-ray scanner allows you to reveal the item inside any container.
Your x-ray scanner comes pre-loaded with the one-time exclusive non-tradable item, the
genuine P250X-ray.
You must first claim this item to use the x-ray scanner again.
Chat, it is no more cases.
No more cases, the same way that we used to open them in the way of...
And then you hear the gold sound pop up.
You see a red fly by, you see a purple fly by and you think, whoa, this could be a good
outcome.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Gabe, and you're baiting me right now with pinks, with reds,
with not just blues?
This is going to be a great case.
Boom.
Your court is all goes higher.
Sorry, lower.
Your happiness is on a roller coaster right now, right?
red fly spy roller coaster goes up you're on a you're on a bump the roller coaster is so speeded up
that you even you know we all know this feeling that you like in the roller coaster it goes like
this on a bump and up here your ass lifts out of the chair for just a second and your heart you
feel the adrenaline you feel this weird kind of feeling you think is this love the red fly spy
you're okay it was all just a dream but then onto a blue onto a blue the roller coaster slows down
you think okay this is the right this is what everybody is hyping up this is what everyone
is saying this is what case is all about the gold slides in yellow color teasing you on the right
side of your monitor not the left side that has never happened for only the right side you know
exactly what to expect on the right side it slowly slides in you're like whoa if it's your first time
we all know this feeling it was your first time is it going to be me is it going to go right over
is it going to stop right in front but it doesn't because Gaben has your back the
gold slowly but surely goes towards the exact center of your screen this the
epicenter of your monitor doesn't matter a resolution you on 4k it's always the
center always the exact middle pixel the gold slides in sometimes a little bit to
the left sometimes a little bit to the right we're all bending in different
direction and so do the golds right in the center of the monitor though will be
yellow, suck, and then you hear the sound. Not the sound of the blue, where it makes
it makes and it plays a little jingle. Boys and girls, those times are over. Those times
are over. I cannot open cases anymore the way I used to. We cannot open cases the way
way anymore we will be used to on stream it's all just now the x-ray scanner
we joined France with the x-ray scanner France has been doing this for years I
will join them claim revealed item currently scanning do I buy this shit
let me go live on YouTube bro I forgot oh no much check my YouTube please if I'm
going live on the right one because I had to set something up for I can't say
what but I had to set something up for something special but I may go live on
the wrong I can't oh no wait oh I'm scared if I press go live from not even
lying oh if I go live for my on my oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait a second wait a second why is this not working right now what the fuck
Okay wait wait wait. Mods be ready be ready. Three two one going live going public in three two one now.
Oh no please tell me I'm only live once. Please check my account boys please check my account.
It could be live that I'm live. It could be it could be your account speak today.
Shut up full front. It could be that I'm live three times right now. I'm not gonna live.
like live on gun channel how do you know that I how not live on the gun channel
right now I hope yo yo yo yo mr. sweet bro what's good bro you are my life
only once am I life only once am I life only once right now sorry for repeating
myself am I life only once though six seven in the chat nice to see am I life
only once yes are you trolling my ass are you trolling my ass looking good
looking good not gonna lie IW boys and girls um what's good YouTube how we doing
today cases got banned I'm in a good mood right now um no more addiction for me
and hopefully no more addiction for you if you're from Germany or the Netherlands
it's time to not open cases it's time to maybe get a nine to five and work for
your cases sorry and work for your goals no more unboxing goals no more luck
like like no more gold gold gold no no no no no no no no 8 a.m. arriving arriving
and then hustling our ass off for a nice ass gold no more cases no more cases
all right check this out we can still open cases we can still open cases am I
being a little bit dramatic yes is it still gonna impact us yes are they
gonna be as fun as they're used to nine because check this out I can only open
cases and everybody from Germany the Netherlands can only open cases this way
hit the purchase to claim button little pup I'm pressing the purchase to claim
button little pup wait don't call me a little pup and I hope it doesn't leak my
info three to one
right it's the old one it's all done okay no no we're good we're good we're good
Jesus. Okay, well, again, this is new territory for me. Three, two, one, buy in it.
Okay, so what just happened is I bought access to the new system of opening cases.
I just bought an x-ray scanner machine for $2.19, which is a fucking bargain.
Thank you, Valve. Look how much they cost in real life.
I press claim item and we hope that this is the number one lowest float in the game.
Never mind. It always comes the same.
Okay. Genuine P250 X-ray. I'm one of those guys now.
You cannot get this skin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Shit, I bought something. I bought something.
I bought something. I bought something.
bought something but it's not for me but it's not for me it's for some of you
remind me when he sends the trend chat are those tradable those genuine ones or
am I one of the exclusive owners one of the only people in the world aka the
French and the German um no it's not one of one I'm one of the first Germans to
own a genuine p250 x-ray you will never own this unless you live in France
unless you live in Germany but you don't come on the item to actually flex
other people on can I apply shit onto this yes I can yes I can wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait do I have a good one yes I have
Check this one. I need a green one. I don't have a
What
Yeah, you're nature. Yeah, you're not which one which one which one which one which one which one which one
Blue purple or green blue purple or green blue popular way
I don't like putting a rifle on the pistol though. I want knife jam on pistol
Why is it glitching? What the fuck?
Loki I want to play this and just see how it looks in game
Like is it glitching game as well or did I just waste money? I
I hope it's glitching game 2, bro.
3, 2, 1.
What?
3, 2, 1.
I
Fuck I keep it for now. I keep it. Hell nah looks like shit. Yo stop bro. I'm oh my god
It costs to take it off. I can't take it off. I'd check this out should we x-ray scan open our first?
case
ever
There's only a few clips
on earth of people x-ray opening a gold why because only French people used to
be able to do it but guess what the Germans just joined now we can x-ray
open fucking cases you know what that means I'm hunting the golds today today
boys and girls it is still the same odds as a case right one and four hundred to
get a gold I don't know if I will be able to do it today but we can try
Revolvo case, trade ascent, I'll check this out, I bought some items shed, I bought some
items for a couple of thousand of dollars.
Not my items, but your items.
But not through giveaways, not through giveaways, this is gonna be for the clippers, for the
people uploading clips.
Why?
Because I don't know, I saw some other streamers giving like, like if you upload a TikTok of
WannaPixelStream and it gives certain amount of views, then again, then you get one of
these.
WLID, WLID, it's just a little extra, just a little extra for my, for the people posting
posting shit look look look look and I did cheap out of course I did cheap out
these are these are all not blue jumps you know me you know me
exclamation mark what is it exclamation mark clipping I think I pay 10k every
month to people who upload shit why because I can't upload it all myself
Olaf is already he's like the guy sweating on the PC fucking uploading
like we already have three people on our shorts team but and looking for a
fourth right now kind of but the community is still uploading way more
than we are which is great which I like so yeah you get paid for posting clips
per like view so like even if you if you don't know how it works yet like you
still get you know I think what is the minimum I don't know all of I in the
chat exclamation clipping all of answers all your questions there and now we
also have a special price which is gonna be a deal blue gem for again for
certain people I don't know what the minimum should be though how many views
you have to have on one video I don't know I don't know yet I don't know yet
but yeah check it out I think I should mention my clipping should I also sign
this yeah right I'll also sign these I don't know if people care about that but
I'll just do it I'll just do it why not but yeah they're all fucking blue gems
should be all blue gems yes
easy all right let me tell him thank you real quick for getting that fucking
settled w just all right easy next time to open time to x-ray scan the first
case I show you my new glasses first just so we get that shit out of the way
bro because right now I'm in a bad mood that I spent a lot of money on these on
these on these new glasses I don't know if I like them bro guys please I yo yo I
spent oh my god I thought they would look good I check this out check this
out my optician recommended this to me my
option was like yeah these fit you perfectly these fit your your your big
hat I was like what but I don't know she said that fits my big hat your head is
a little bit round and so it's like these are perfect but I don't think I
I don't know bro, I don't even like- I don't know- I showed my mom and pig and she was like, the old ones are better.
GG! Thank you so much!
I'll just check, I'll just tap to paid.
Ping!
A lot of fucking money for those!
Aight, here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
These are current glasses. Tell me which ones are better.
Okay?
Check this out, check this out!
Yo, yo, yo!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Aight, check this out.
Mm-hmm.
Shisee-
guys don't laugh I don't laugh three two one
yo was good bro was good bro yo yo yo yo yo yo until reading yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo they're the same yo chat I don't think I can wear them why because the
first thing I really like thought of when I saw these bro is that they look
like abscheen glasses bro I don't like call me absolutely nuts am I seeing shit
you know why do they keep fucking going like I don't want to wear those then you
know one thing that's good about those chat you know how when I take off these
glasses and you all always fucking screenshot my face which I fucking hate
Bro, and it looks so fucking stupid every time why because my eyes get super super small
These are Zeiss lenses and these are the only glasses that don't do that shit where your eyes don't become tiny
I'll check this out. These are the only ones, bro. I'm not even joking
W fucking Zeiss in the chat, bro. W. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
No, no, no, no, look again look again. I
Checked it out yesterday. Are you trolling me doesn't work. All right, bro. Fuck these glasses, bro
Oh hell no, bro. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Oh hell no, bro. Oh
My god, yo, which ones which were the absolute answers of these ones bro. Be honest be honest
Yo, my optician troll, bro, I swear, bro
Yo, why do they keep condensing roads so hot in here? I'm still sweating from the bad man yesterday, Gigi
Absin once what nah
I
Don't know maybe tomorrow
I need to clean them bro. Maybe tomorrow. All right Milston. Thank you for the nine gift a bro. Cuz you cuz you cuz you
Thank you. Thank you. And you're not throwing me just because I paid a lot of money almost
Bro, you're not just trying to make me feel better right now. I died. I died. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. How much was it bro was like one K, bro
a little bit more than that actually why because it is it's Zeiss bro it's Zeiss
don't laugh oh my chill chill chill yo chat yo 80% of your brain power is being
used just for vision bro why would you cheap out on your glasses Loki they
feel like cheap ones I'm not gonna lie maybe cheap out I'm not here I've tried
the classic film and once that you get for free and I tried the ones these
once from Zeiss call me now it's a little bit difference low-key at night it's
maybe a little bit difference but other than that doesn't really matter now Zeiss
actually worth it I don't know so far I don't really see a difference but I'm
not gonna lie all right here we go in nightlight though a little bit maybe in
nightlight and I don't drive cars so maybe like I don't realize it yet all
right why is it so hot in this room check this is not dirt on my glasses it's
condensing water bro because it's so hot right now let me turn the colder on
Let me turn the colder on, bro.
I think it's because it's moist outside, Chad.
And now it's moist inside, and I'm getting moist.
Let that simmer.
All right, here we go.
The colder, yeah, not the heater, the colder.
All right, Chad.
First X-ray case.
I'm going to do these without glasses.
Because I want to see it
Not through a fucking lens. I want to see it with my own eyes
Fuck I can't see
Roll the case right? All right. Here we go gold
gold
Gold. Oh
Man, I'm blind. All right. Here we go
three
X-ray scanner only one container can be loaded into the x-ray scanner at a time chat
What the fuck am I looking at use the x-ray scanner?
container to consume this container and reveal the item inside, pouch to claim.
Okay, so we can look inside of the case first and then we can choose to either buy it or
not buy it.
Alright?
So whatever we get, tell me buy or not buy.
Okay?
Three, two, one.
My first x-ray!
My first x-ray!
Shut the fuck up!
Why did I think it was gonna be a fucking red RVP?
Why did I think it was going to be a red RVP? Am I the only one?
My brain is still opening terminals, where the white thing is the fucking red RVP.
Brother, I actually thought I had something. I actually thought I had something. I'm not even joking.
Purchase to claim. But this is not going to lead my fucking- Okay!
Every time I want to open one case,
You're trolling bro.
Then I'm just leaking like I'm not gonna fucking do that all the time.
Hiding, not hiding.
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Alright.
So, we claimed the item.
Uhhh...
Even though I shouldn't have.
Why did I buy that shit?
Wait, that was $2.19.
Shit.
Let me buy some more cases real quick, alright?
Let me see how this actually works.
Let me see how this actually works.
i have one hundred and forty euros and i'm ready to deposit thousands
i didn't have a payment method for no reason bro
question is boys and girls
which case
do we fucking attack
which case do we fucking attack and want our first gold from
x-ray scanning cases dreams and i'm at two euros it used to be one euro
mmm
Hydra, do I look like fucking Jeff Bezos?
Dreams and Nightmares is a classic ride
because we can get the butterfly emerald from it.
And it is quite cheap compared to the other ones.
Like it's a decent price.
Dreams and Nightmares, two euros, fever case, 90 cents.
This is the newest knives, right?
Skeleton knives.
Recall case, Fretcher case, Revolution case, Weissgloss.
Okay, most people are saying, most people are saying Dreams of Nightmares.
Let's do Dreams of Nightmare, bro.
Let's do Dreams of Nightmare.
Hmm...
Oh.
Is that Jinxia or is that the fucking update?
Why are they pumping right now?
It's me!
Yo, bro, you're not that guy, bro.
You're not shifting the whole market of Dreams of Nightmare cases.
Alright, here we go.
Ummm, how many should I buy, how many should I buy?
Quick 20.
Quick 20 and then we buy more.
Quick 20 and then we buy more.
Yo, why does it feel like cases are not really banned bro.
Why does it feel like cases are not really banned bro.
I just bought fucking 20, what do you mean cases are banned bro?
Hey, hey, where the haters at bro?
Wait, so I can't buy 20 keys at once.
So I, so I have to every single time check out,
3, 2, 1, go go go, butterfly, now vamerate!
I check, no no no, listen to me.
I don't know if this is the same.
That felt absolutely diabolical.
I'm not joking.
And every single time when I do this, look, so I can't just leave this case open, right?
If I now click another case, unlock container, use x-ray scanner, it shows me this fucking
5.7 again!
And I can only continue if I buy this shit.
What is this?
x-ray scanner, yeah it's literally locked and loaded.
The bullet is in the fucking magazine and it's a fucking 5.7 that I have to buy.
Boom.
So I buy this 5.7, then I claim it, look at the amount of clicks that I have to do before
being able to open another that was just one case I press this and then go
go go go go go let me try to really fast open
all right what is this shit brother playing a fucking minigame why is it
like 20 clicks bro fucking 10 to fuck the
authentications bro what is this give me face ID or something my fucking cpm
used to be so high cases per minute I used to go bump bump bump bump fucking
and then they introduced the are you sure you want to open to keep and not
open to rent yes I'm fucking sure do I look like I want to lease my fucking
butterfly knife oh hell no here we go good good good good good good good good
Yo, this is humiliation ritual.
When you buy 20 keys at once, you just open, open, open.
The fact that it asks you, do you want to buy the scar that is worth three fucking cents
in the market right now for $2.19 so you can open the next one?
That's like a fucking foot in the face.
I feel like a loser accepting it like, yeah, I'm addicted, give me the next case, show me
what's inside.
I feel like a fucking bum.
good good good good good good good good go nine check we wanted to be slim
right we wanted to be slim why because the butterfly knife the butterfly knife
is a slim baby girl the butterfly knife would show check this out like this
that's why we don't want anything here and nothing here right right around right
one more one more one more one more one more one more one more
only blue so far by the way from the x-ray scanner is this a new fucking
measurement as well trying to not get people addicted by just giving them
fucking blues and barbless quick open is that quick opens that looks fucking
We got this guard, W.
All right, here we go.
Quick open.
That's quick opening work.
I'm gonna press escape after I click use x-ray scanner.
We could be quick opening right now.
The butterfly knife, three, two, one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Three to one.
Yeah, that wasn't, that wasn't really a quick open guys.
That felt a lot slower than just letting it play out.
Oh my God.
If I get a gold, it's not even gonna feel real.
Like if a butterfly emerald pops up right now,
then it's not gonna feel real.
Go back to Terminal's Ankh.
Yo, don't call me Ankh and don't tell me what to do.
I'm quickly gonna get a butterfly fucking emerald, bro.
One of the fast X-rays out of Germany. If not me first.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yo this is, this is, this is not satisfying me right now bro.
Yo bro, I need to hear my ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Choo di di di di di di
Bro...
Check this out I'm gonna double open it. Watch this.
On the number one glitcher.
Oh Val, if you're not ready for my glitches.
by open this is the same case
This is heaven I
Compress escape I brought the game. I'm not even joking. I brought the game up. What was that?
It's broken.
NYC got me.
Any other buttons I can press?
No.
Broken.
Can I open the console?
Yes, I can.
Clear.
COVID.
What the fuck?
Wait!
It's my game broken forever now!
Don't shoot, Dale.
Don't shoot fucking there, Valve.
Oh
What is this shit, bro? What is this shit bro? Why are you trying to get me addicted? How the fuck did you already open some?
50 minutes ago
Hydra gloves regular brahwood fucking crash out. I wouldn't even buy those
I mean I would I want to see what's in the next one here. We go boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
...
GOD GOD GOD GOD
I
Go go please yo this shit is fucking annoying though. Why is there so many clicks I have to do
Good good good slanted and baby gaben oh my fucking god
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo valve valve valve. I know you see yo, yo, I know you know that I'm gonna try to open one of these
Why didn't you put a fucking nice ass gold into one of mine? Give me a fucking bottle flannel
Get people hooked to x-ray cases right now
Come on, man
Come on, man. Good good good good good
Good good good slide it
Yo, that didn't even feel like a pink that didn't even feel like a pink this is
Chad, what are your thoughts?
That's a pink I
I feel nothing.
It's like I'm inspecting a gun.
Terminants are the way.
Check, do I move?
Do I move?
So I can open cases?
They're not like the intended way.
Go, go, go! Oh my god, I thought butterfly.
Maybe it's time, bro. Move to the UK.
Come to the US. Come to India.
Come to Brazil.
You retwitch with a five gift pair.
Thank you, baby. Have a fucking check for you real you real that makes me want to play Valor
Thank you, you real twitch you real twitch
Thank you very much
bro
Come to Dubai now. I'm good bro. Here we go. Go go go. Give me something nice. Give me
Bro come to North Korea
Hmm
That's it
That was 20 cases I
Feel like I just worked in 9 to 5
Brought up to fucking be fully locked in click like eight times
Every single case
That was 20 cases.
Charlie felt so nice to open, like, and then bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing,
like it keeps you locked.
Bro!
My dopamine receptors are low!
Yo, Mr. Joe Maguire.
Joe Maguire, thank you for the 5 gifts, bro.
For you, I will open some more cases, alright?
I will x-ray some more.
Hey, I'll put on my fucking doctor suit again, and I'll x-ray some more.
I'll x-ray some more, alright?
Yo, who wants a quick x-ray guys who wants a quick x-ray for free for free Alex Ray scan your eyes for free
Here we go. I need to deposit way more money right now way more money
I just want to get one your mr. Long spike dookie think for the five as well and mr.
Yuli twitch thing with a five what are all these gifts that's coming from why how and why and
And when
Move to cases on stand-off to unc thank you for the seven Australian dollars adder 1 3 3 7
What the fuck a stand-off to bro is that roblox?
Oh good good give us in the middle butterfly. I actually thought I actually thought
You know what's fucking annoying chat what I just realized
Everything every single outcome feels really annoying
Because all I'm hoping for is the gold so even if I get a rat or a pink
It my brain gets angry because it wasn't the the butterfly that's here in the middle
You know what I mean when I see a red rolling in it's really nice when I see when I see a red in the X-ray
I'm like fuck. Where's my butterfly type one if you know what I mean
Type one if you know what I mean
It's weird, bro
Good gold that was a pink that was a fucking pink
Well worn
What was this one feel tested?
All right, give me a gold baby slide it slide them slide it in
Every single one of these x-rays x-rays can be a fucking
$20,000 number one lowest floor butterfly emerald by the way boys and girls just let that summer right here
Butterfly in the middle in the middle. Okay
I'm gonna try three cases with the upstream glasses
Maybe these glasses bring good luck. Here we go, baby gold gold gold gold gold gold give me the butterfly
Give me something fucking nice. I'm not joking, bro. I am not joking gold gold gold gold
Okay
Okay
You're Mr. Yuri Twitch, you need to chill, bro.
You need to chill.
20 gifted weekly top gifter who will get the private snapchat!
Thank you for the fucking 20, bro.
Thank you for the fucking 20.
Hearts in the fucking chat, bro.
Hearts in the fucking chat box.
Alright, check this out.
Yuri, Yuri, Yuri, Yuri, Yuri.
Whatever's in this next case is going to be your item, alright?
Whatever's in this next x-ray.
If this is a butterfly emerald, it's yours.
Get your trade link ready.
Is that another fucking 10?
Check this out.
Gold, gold, gold for you, Rigo!
I actually thought...
I actually thought in the middle.
Send me a trailing, I'll send it to you in a week.
Only when it's a blue, then I scam.
But a pink, that's actually kind of nice.
Why do I have a key in my inventory?
Where the fuck did my key come from?
Wait, what?
What is that?
Oh, it's for this.
So every time you open it, you get a key.
What happens if I open to Renfus now?
The key is gone.
Is the extra skin still full?
bro
So I have to buy it again, okay, I'm never doing that again now. We know now. We know now. We know
Can I pre-buy keys
Can I pre-buy keys
Mots remind me about this place in a week.
What if I pre-buy keys?
Nice burger.
Chat, if we pre-buy keys, can we spam these open one after another without having to purchase
every time?
The question is how do I get keys?
keys you can't buy them right now like that you know yes good good good good
two more two more two more go go go go go good go go go your arrow arrow arrow
arrow arrow arrow you are lucky one that you're right now still able to open
cases the intended way gaben's intended way that just come to america bro you're
gonna be chopped as well now with the new NYC lawsuit you're mr. Yirio twitch
bro mr. Yirio twitch hot in our fucking chatbox right right fucking now right
fucking now right now mmm do I move to America but America's kind of is actually
kind of fun like I enjoyed it a lot nice nature the people seem really open and
yep yep able with mmm but the time zone is ass and I have family and friends
here you know me I can't I can't but then again YOLO you know what I mean YOLO
Hmm
America everywhere you from in America is that public?
All right, here we go here we go
Watch this claim. No, this is ass this this x-ray shit is pissing me off. I just really want one
Gold from the x-ray so I can then
Say I I I've I've did it. You know what I mean?
All right, how much money do we deposit chat? How much money do we need once I get a gold? I'm out of this shit
I'm not joking, bro. How much do I have to deposit for one gold? How much?
10k
1.5k euros that is the fucking max. What are we talking about? I can't do 2k guys. I have euros
1.6k euro is the max on steam you can do
Like in in 24 hours in a day
By the way, check this out
someone taught me this this is kind of golden you know how you can only check
this out why am I showing this I should never show this
I check this out when I want to add funds it only goes up to a hundred right
let's just say some twisted dude taught me a little taught me a little trick
what you can do is look up an item that is off the market just make sure that
it's an actual CS item like here look request to buy at 1.6 K euros what you
can do is place a buy order for like 1500 then you press wait let me see if
this doesn't leak anything look at this then it literally lets you deposit 1.5k
or whatever your max is in one go I normally showed this to me bro I
I normally show this shit to me
All right, uh, yeah
All right, all right, how much you actually deposit that chat? Um
How much I actually deposit
Let me start with I can always read depot I just want one gold and call it like fuck this game, bro
Um, I don't want to support the x-ray scanners, bro. This shit is ass
alright your Roma bro who I want to say something crazy all right let me see
um let me deposit 800 euros for now and then the other 800 if I didn't get it
800 has to be enough no 800 has to be enough
That has to be enough let me hide screen right now
Bone bone bone
Ah, oh you can't see oh my god, that was actually scary
You can't see right now, right?
Now is the champ, moment of truth
BOOM
It's fucking gold time baby
It's fucking gold time baby
And I'll go more if I fucking need to bro
Gaben
You don't take the cases away from me bro
You don't take the cases away from me bro
I check this out check this out um do we what cases do we do chat only dreams
nightmare or what hmm
hmm chroma revolver how much I revolve us how much I revolve us right now
Robo is my favorite case. Why? Because you get the 1.5 million dollar blue jam
Karambit. 348. I gotta get some. I gotta get some. I gotta get some. Oh god. I am not
responsible once I have fucking steam lemons. I am not gonna lie. All right, quick
20 of those. Then I'm gonna buy...
Then I'm gonna buy um, uh, what other cases what other cases?
Uh, also yeah, what other cases?
Let me buy some more dreams and I'm out
Quick 20 as well quick 20
So we're right now at keys like a hundred oh
gay
and then what?
ummm
how much is gamma? gamma is a lot, right?
yo, anil was good, bro
gamma is more than revolver!
gamma 1 or gamma 2?
let's say they're the same price
mecha industry is wasting rebel, pretty ass
I can run over okay it's pretty ass what which one is better Roy could be that
summer float caps for the trade-ups I'll buy ten ones ten twos dealer no deal
deal no deal wait I'm running out of balance fast what is this shit what the
fuck is this shit you cannot receive this item your inventory may be full oh
my god bro
well instead of taking away cases maybe fucking up our inventory limit bro and
and have your game not lag when you have a thousand items.
Oh, suka bleb.
Wait, these are the new case. I want to sell these.
Mots remind me in seven days to sell these.
I will forget that they're in my unit. Oh, no.
boom boom
yo bro what is he saying
you're lying about domination in Batman now you were bench pixel
you ho ho fury bro
oh I'm gonna leak some
ay ay ay ay ay ay
ah buddy
ah buddy
chat furious yesterday we went to McDonald's after we already had
fucking uh Korean barbecue right furious was like yo guys
I don't know what this is like
but I need some sugar right now bro he went to McDonald's we all bought some
some diet soda right we bought some Pepsi Max fury bought three McFlurries and
he was getting a special order he was giving a keyword at McDonald's he said
he said one for all and all for one bro it's some fucking thing like animal fries
in America unlike in and out bro they loaded up his McFlurry with all
different fucking sorts of things M&M's
Biscous those lotus
cookies fucking
Chocolate sauce bro. He said this fucking spell this fat ass spell got fucking like he got three McFlurries with everything
the fuck
All right
Now fury bro. No, no, no, no, I'm telling you for your birthday. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna get you a personal trainer, bro
All right, let me see
mmmm... dama case
why do I only have 3 little nightmares?
alright boom
uh...
says you
hey uh
alright boom boom
oooooohhh that's music to my ears
can't wait to x-ray scan these puppies open bro
alright so that's gama 2 now I need dama 1
gama 1
I'm not uno
Am I stupid for buying these probably
These are really really bad Roy like we really need to get a gold. It's gold or bust. It's gold or bust
Which other ones shed? I have
640 euros left, but we have to consider the keys
So let me get some did I get a lot of yes, I did um dreams and I mess I get some more I
I got some more dreams and I'm ours like 20
Like 20
Fever, I really like the fevers guys the fever knives are all asked. I want if you agree
Like if I get a fucking skeleton sapphire, I get full height. I check the price. It's fucking 2,000 euros
What are we talking about? And then we have a butterfly emerald which is like 10k
All right
Prisma
Nee
Revolution is pretty OP you can get vice-loves from these right and
The rats are kind of sexy. What the why is this one so cheap how much our vice-loves. They had a dip no
Fucking I'm buying like 15 revolutions, bro. I'm buying like 15 revolutions
Yeah, vice-loves dipped so much
Alright here we go check type one if you're ready, bro type one if you're ready multi can maybe do predictions on switch
Um, for gold. I don't know gold. Oh my, yo, said I haven't had a full inventory page of cases
The OGs of the chat know this in a long time. I
Don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, bro
This this feels nice this feels nice. I check this out
I want to start off real quick with the fucking so I have to buy this time
I'm gonna start off with a roller case. Why because I think right now my luck is fucking good
Karamba Blue Jam 3 accept
I'm about to crash the fuck out guys are we being dead ass right now
Are we being that ass right now?
What you need to remind me bro, please I'm gonna leave out the pinks just so I don't forget them
Okay
Let's go by the way, why is this process so slow couldn't couldn't this just be in center
you know what I mean we all saw it so what what the fuck is this what are you talking
about my mum is in the chat okay I was about to say you why are you trying to tag my mum
bro what the fuck is this don't do that shit when I ring I don't know bro wait I forgot
What to play in Night Raid and Offstream?
NOIN.
Shit, is Night Raid a W game to play Offstream, bro?
Just like, to- for chilling a little bit, bro?
I don't know what to play Offstream, bro.
I'm not gonna get into Hearthstone anymore.
They released this big-ass update, like, I don't know, I'm not really feeling it.
It's so good.
I'm not gonna get addicted, right?
Uh, ah, check this out.
Right now, our luck is fucking good because we've only gotten blues and purples.
Check this out.
gonna buy this shit right here and then the second revolver case is gonna be a
fucking Cranba 387 3 2 1 right in the middle right in the middle okay okay
bro yo this extra shit is starting to piss me off bro
chat these x-rays cans they don't give you the radiation debris right like I'm
good if I open a hundred of these correct go go go go go go go go go oh my
I fucked a random one thing you have to realize shed when you don't see anything in this area
It's really really good. Why because the carambit is sitting right fucking here
And so is the butterfly knife and so is the M9 and so is the bayonet
That's how you fucking know that it's you know, maybe something fucking insane if you don't get a barrel on the side
Really important. Okay. I'm misclicked. Oh my god
Gonna do one gamma real quick. Could be a fucking Karambit, I'm a red Karambit!
No, I need to find myself a case which doesn't have a lot of fucking pistols bro.
Because this is actually edging me right now.
Alright, from this one, we need it from the start.
Because there's gonna be...
It's gloves. Gloves from the left, gloves from the right.
Gloves, they etch the corners. Check this out. Gloves, gloves, gloves!
Gloves, show me your tips! Show me your finger! No!
So many clicks. So you're flexing on me that you can open your cases faster? So you're flexing
on me that you can open are you hearing yourself I'm gonna tell your mom
butterfly oh my god I thought thank you owner for scaring my cat did the cat
also think it was gonna be a gold well well well well well check this out blue
gem carambit right here right now blue gem one million okay
Please open them normally.
Are you rage paid?
Are you rage paid?
Brother, what are you saying, bro?
I would have to move countries to open it the normal way.
They changed it where I live, bro.
Bro, take off the hat and fucking think for a second, bro.
Your brain is overheating under that cap.
Oh my god bro, what do you mean open the normal way?
I wish I could, I wish I could.
Check this out.
Butterfly right in the center, three, two, one.
Butterfly, Butter!
VPN dumbass.
Do you think I haven't looked into
being able to open cases the normal way on Steam,
a change your region boys and girls a guy told me which is true it is harder to
change your region on steam than fucking getting your driver's license in
America like at the DMV they ask you for so much fucking information you need a
bank account in that fucking country you need a fucking residential address
bro it is not easy to change your fucking region bro it is not because
it's with the law right I am not supposed to open it so they make sure
that I can't and probably if I would VPN over and open it against the law I
would probably be locked up and I would never risk that shit bro what are you
talking about bro I'm not gonna go to fucking jail for fucking cheering the
case on tick tick tick tick come on give me a fucking carambit right now
Carambit I'm gonna carambit right in the central carambit
Ask arrow to open them for you
Well, I'm not getting a fucking like
That is I mean Loki, that's not here
Go go go go go go go go go go butterfly in the middle. Oh my god
I feel like I'm not getting my money's worth this is not for euros worth of fun right now
This fucking thing like black and white at least make the animation nice at least give us some nice sounds
Butterfly oh my god
Really
From this one we can get gloves gloves I'm asked to show us your tips
Crabbit, 1.5 million dollars, I'm buying the game without making cases legal!
Okay, one more revolver, Crabbit blue jam, one million dollars baby!
Oh my god.
Again again do it again
Are they only business in this
Bro, I keep getting better bro. Yeah, mr. Yuri movie. Thank you for another five, bro
Thank you for another five bro hearts in the mother second chat, bro
Salty unreal I look into that. Okay. Thank you
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Is that still in my songboard?
Nice Maxime!
Nice Nico!
Nice Rene!
Nice Maxime!
Where did my... thank you go?
There's no more thank you on my sonbun.
Alright, check this out.
We need a karambit.
Fucking emeralds, alright?
Karambit in the middle, okay.
I
Know I can't say what I just got all right come on
Your mr. V slap thing for the five bruh thing for the fucking five hearts in the check for mr. V
Hearts in the check for mr. V sloth
Coramber fucking emerald right now. Coramber fucking emerald right now. Oh my god
P90 grim
really bro use g-force now for a normal opening what the fuck does that mean
the fuck is g-force now you mean DSLR5 type 1 if you know what that shit is
bro fucking butterfly okay
bruh let me check the reddit real quick
chat I need to check the reddit I need to this is actually pissing me off
It's like smoking a cigarette, checking the reddit for me.
I am not happy with this update at all.
At all.
Okay, why am I- maybe I don't want to check the reddit.
Maybe I don't want to check the reddit.
I just try to get sidetracked and like not think about the x-ray scanner and trying to
open a case and then only blue, blue, blue, which is happening right now.
thing I've seen in my f***ing way in books one case I've shown my friends on the X-ray
works and they are fail. I hope there's something funny happening like a cat jumps onto the
table and it's like oh I spilled my water. If you get a f***ing gold bruh.
Where's the cat?
Why is there a fucking plastic topping on front?
What is this, bro?
Like it's like it's bucklava from Lidl.
Why the fuck is your does your fucking keyboard have COVID?
Why the fuck is there a plastic cover on it?
Dust cover?
What?
Is this clip AI?
How did you just get that?
How did you just get that?
how did you just get that how did you just get that cats so I was this close
to being right give me a fucking why did I check the red give me a fucking
caramban okay
another German getting a gold thank you ex-appos for this clip first x-ray gloves
unbox in Germany with oh hey oh hey and they all have fucking friends on the
And I'm sitting here solo getting fucked in the ass with blues awesome
On the first
I used the pace.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Is it first comes first serve?
This is a restaurant.
That's his first one, no?
As well.
Yo, yo, yo.
I thought it was you for a second.
You'll tell us no.
How did you get this?
Ditto, how do I get this? I want this.
Was earned by subscribing during a poor, cold, trope of y'all.
Can I still get this shot? I want that. That looks kinda cute.
Bro.
How do I get the Twitch skin? How do I get the Twitch skin?
I want the Ditto skin.
Oh my...
What the...
Oh my God!
And why is it only gloves? Wait, that's a sign.
Maybe it's only gloves right now.
Let me get some vice gloves. Check this out.
This is a gloves case.
both of the clips where gloves check this out
so how do I get that digital skin how oh my god I missed it vice vice vice
You need to gift in Pocotopia channel and you get it
All right
What like anyone who plays it
The fuck is Pocotopia
This one
Who do I gift the sub chat? I just want my fucking sub patch
this guy
Dammit I'll sub patch dammit I'll sub patch
Give me, give me!
The vaina is in the big relic?
It's that it doesn't have any big relics, huh?
I mean, this is not...
No, this is a ship for...
Thank you very much, Onepixel!
Let's go!
Thank you, Fogaya!
Much of my car!
for the feet of skin no a duke trio and a pinot
I've been under him for a month
A pine
So does this game good?
I mean, the Casper
Bro, why is he ghosting me?
Bro!
Alright, here we go, go, go, go, go, go
Give me fucking gloves
Now!
I thought it was 1 to 80 9 6 0 in the chat. I thought it was voxsic
all right, come on
Bre
Bro rest in peace anyone like from the Netherlands in Germany like you literally can't open without licking your address
You know what I mean, bro?
Here we go. Move now. Go go go. I, go. Go, I, go go, I, go go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, yo, why do I keep getting this one pistol, bro?
Why do I keep getting this one pistol that is the same fucking size as a fucking slim ass fucking nice ass
Karambit Bluejack, bro
Stop giving me pistols give me something either really really wide in fact or give me a fucking knife
All right, because I'm not trying to get baited. Okay
So we're just gonna keep baiting, so we're just gonna keep baiting give me fucking gloves
can't bait me on this one can't bait me on this one gloves gloves gloves gloves gloves
gloves okay yeah what the fuck is g-force now console edge all the fuck is a console
actually even work on this guy's I'm always down to experiment when it comes
to cases I'm always down to experiment bro in my opinion you can always like
experience more you can always find a way to make it more fun you and your
case but how do you edge a fucking x-ray let me try it I guess so I'm gonna go
volume one use x-ray and then what I use the scanner so it says it at the
bottom okay so let me let me try this again I'm gonna buy it I'm gonna claim
it I'm gonna clear I'm gonna close I'm gonna clear I'm gonna open I'm gonna
use I'm gonna go down I'm gonna go down wait it's gonna say there I have to be
faster this is why they call me a pro gamer and CS check this out and hide so
the sound is actually always the same chat it could be a part of the law that
the sound has to be same as a golden and a blue so it doesn't trigger your
dopamine you know what I mean because they don't want it to feel like a case at
all alright here we go could this be a knife I don't fucking know imagine
carambit fucking blue jump imagine I'm gonna try from the right boys I don't
know how this works though to how to edge these gonna try from the right what
does that mean what even is that the x-ray sites okay I'm gonna continue it's
gonna say at some point their item name right please be a carambit please a
chat it's not white it's not white do I go top to bottom I don't think so right
It will
Wait, is that a knife handle? I'm not even joking. Is that a knife handle?
What else would it be?
Wait, oh
This is ass
My god
Pro
That's top-to-bottom work chat did it say doesn't say the name at the top or no
Wait shut we can try something else. Do you know how you can slow down the game check this out a lot of people don't know about this
host
timescale
0.01 boom
We have now slowed down time
If I open this, you will see that everything is slowed down. Check this out.
Is the case falling?
Okay. Did I slow it down a little bit too much?
Is the case falling down as we speak?
boys I look at my mouse is
wait did I put it
oh oh oh oh oh oh my god that's like
MJ fucking going up the elevator to the
stage
hundred thousand fans revolver
revolver nah
that case is RF army to the max
haha oh the way it bounces on the stage bro the way it fucking talks to us look
at that shipper not afraid to show some curves not a not afraid to show all
the sides oh my god and all I want to do right now bro is put a fucking key
into its lock I'm not even joking oh my but where's the sound is the sound gonna
to come? Is the sound going to come? Check? Or is there no sound right now? No? Okay.
Here we go. Here we go. Let's try this out. I want it to go super slow. I don't know if
works out three two one use x-ray do I just click use see what happens three two
one the perfect catch what wait a second
yeah just fucking ruined my week I'm not joking I thought we found the perfect
way to make this shit feel like a case. That shit just ruined my fucking week. I'm not joking.
It showed the text before the fucking item and then it just pops up. Am I too fast?
Let me go. Host timescale 0.1.
Let me see. We're going a little bit faster.
Here we go, we're gonna try this again.
Now the case should go down really, really fast. Do we hear the sound?
No. Use x-ray, 3, 2.
Maybe I have to wait for it to be on the bottom and then it shows lots of the skin.
3, 2, 1.
Edge me! Edge me!
Okay.
Why is this not working?
Oh my god!
Do they have to do this so it's not addicting?
Like why is it so hot coated?
What if I speed it up?
Host, time, scale...
100.
What the fuck?!
what open what yeah I'm about to crash out
why is it all so bad oh my god please be minimal
Well
Please be shit one more one more come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
All right, yeah, the way it was around it's actually my spitting me. Oh my god
Do ten thousand, but I think my PC will literally crash
House timescale
Nine nine nine nine nine
It's the same. What is the max? What is the max? 1,000. What's the max? 255 is the max?
200. 50. I think we're max boys. I think we're maxed. Right, max? Max. Alright. Ah, error
Passing string max as float 64 is 64 the max check
Whoa
Come on come on come on come on come on, okay
That's 64 bit float
Point for three why do you need the float give me a fucking butterfly give me a fucking butterfly now now now now
Okay
I'm right about the right. Okay. The pink is a pink. I guess beautiful. I thought it was a butterfly
Why because the fucking crops were fucking tiny teeny tiny? I thought it was fucking hiding another give me fucking gloves, okay?
Sorry for screaming, I don't mean to scream, it's because the game is fast right now.
Nothing feels real, nothing feels real, I've never seen CS like this.
Give me a Kermit, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit!
Wrap the gold!
I haven't wrapped the gold in a bit, I'm not even joking, let me give it a massage
real quick.
There you go baby.
Come on.
slide into my inventory please it's been a long time come on it's time let me get
everything suck left shoulder right shoulder
all right here we go check this out grandma grandma grandma okay oh my god
Oh my god, bruh. Where's the gold?
Slide it in, slide it in! Okay.
Do a blowjob open? I'll try. I'll try.
Not a bad shot.
Gamma 2 case, are you ready?
undress into a butter flat, sorry sorry into a
carambit emerald or emerald or emerald emerald only factory no
normal 3 2 1
was teasing a little bit I knew that wouldn't open I knew you wouldn't bust
open after that check this out though
please please please okay guys this may be my last case opening I'm not joking
I don't think I'm gonna do these anymore. I don't think I'm gonna do these anymore after I get one gold then I'm out.
One gold then I'm out. I'm not joking. I am not joking.
I don't like the scanning shit, bro.
Gold gold gold!
Shit.
I actually don't.
The fact that I have to press so many buttons, the way the animation looks, it doesn't get me going.
Cram it emerald, Cram it emerald, right in the middle!
Okay, you missed a rest GTR. Thank you for the 500 bitties, bro
That'll go towards my GTR front W car. I remember flipping GTRs in fucking forza horizon while making unlimited coins
Just quick buying them for two mil and selling them for 20 GG type one
If you know what I mean forza horizon W game. I check this out. Kram it. Kram it. Kram it. Kram it. Kram it
fuck is this put this in the console why I'm not hacking me right three to one unknown
command what are you trying to do unknown command
Play.
What is this?
What is this what the fuck is this if you have me I hope you cannot go for me
I don't know who's singing but Karambit
Go, go, go, Karambit Blue Jam!
How do I stop this shit?
what was that? What was that? Did you know that that was the thing? Since when is there
Spotify and CS. Since when is there Spotify and CS? How can I play a song from my console?
Was that copyright, that song?
Wait, hold on a second.
What other songs do they have?
Play, sounds, wait, wait.
What is this?
Techno Overpass?
We don't have a new tube!
Oh
Others computer
Yo, bro, sometimes when there's a fucking Swedish guy in my fucking premiere game and he clutches
The song easy for ends ends ends ends put the dooper belt put it up a belt
Starts playing and those fucking Swedish guys who ever made this song bro
I fucking always taken my fucking like just fucking monetizing my video, bro
just fucking like putting ads on it and shit I'm not joking bro I'm not joking
bro sorry finish finish sorry fun hey hey it was the finished people not the
Swedish ones bro actually rage paid actually pissing me off you're in the
fucking game of bro I'm telling you they gotta be farming bro
Valve put them into the game and they're just fucking taking everybody's
this ad revenue it's crazy it's crazy just for four seconds of MVP music I'm
not joking I'm not joking bro I'm being that ass right now good good good
Cranba Bluejam, okay, is that even allowed?
No more songs, no more songs, no more songs, no more songs, no more songs
Come on, give me a fucking Cranba Bluejam. Cranba Bluej- wait, wait, wait, wait
Cow?
3, 2, 1, what?
Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch, shut the fuck up.
It doesn't work.
I think.
Is it a NPC?
Cow didn't work.
Cow didn't work.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, I'm just guessing?
Oh, am I stupid right now?
That doesn't even work.
play sounds ambient common cat 01 bro you're literally just making what what the fuck wait
so the call one is legit too dark park close
how is this in CS now check this out check this out DJ Oni
Where are we going?
I'll go.
Where are you going?
I'll go.
Where are we going?
what oh hell no the fuck is this stop I think I'm gonna crash my PC no no
no no no no no no no no no no stop stop bro let me try to wait maybe I can
trigger my brain so it feels like I'm opening a case with a new x-ray shed
I had my life.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shut your bitch's up.
they even call it legendary chat they even call it legendary bro it's so loud
bro I don't even mind that that one is loud bro oh my god bro last one your
Stop
Dopamine maxing last what what the fuck am I looking at
Is it glitched again on my stupid work
Last one what
All right
Chicken panning
Yo, am I stupid? Why is I'm working?
But
Volume zero. Are you dumb? I'm on volume fucking 08
Come on volume 8. All right. Here we go. Here we go
That's actually crazy though. How did no one find that before?
It's the first time I see like this in play at the console. That's fucking crazy
Like you control people with that you can literally throw people with that
hmm come on gold gold gold gold gold gold karambit okay bro do I have to keep
going until I get a gold I do want to see what is inside my first x-ray gold
though like maybe Gabe and put something nice into mine okay like maybe
they like they know my account right they know our account though maybe they
put something nice into it to advertise the new x-ray scanner. Imagine they put a fucking
mop of a million dollar Kramit into my x-ray scanner bro. Like, don't be stupid Val. Don't
be stupid bro. Don't be stupid. What about the Flarendrill? I will take that too. Please
rig it. Okay, check if I use VPN networks. No it won't. No it won't. If I see VPN mentioned
One more time in my chat I'm gonna crash out.
Gloves, Gloves, Gloves, Gloves, Vice, Vice, Vice.
Oh, this is not...
I wanna hear the sound, I wanna get baited by a rat, I wanna...
Today is a sad day, bro, I'm not even jo-
I'm not even joking, bro.
Have you tried, VPM?
Come on, bro. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, turn the radio on!
was it some cold was it some cold cold cold cold cold I don't even realize I
don't even realize because they don't beat me no more why she battles car
bruh I mean we take that chat that's a lot of fucking money right because you
and trade it up to Weislofs. How much? How much? How much? That's gotta be like a hundred.
That's gotta be like a hundred. It's at the edge of Battle Scott. Bro, that's gotta be
like a hundred. Timokau, Timokau Battle Scott. Speak to me. You can literally trade this
up to Weisslofs guys. Tei Mu Kau. Battle. What? Am I stupid right now? Five of those
you can do a gold trade up now. Five of those you can do a Weisslofs trade up. Why is it
so cheap why is it so cheap a 120 euro trade-up may 150
baddest god vice looks how much a baddest god vices they used to be a
thousand or something no
oh my god that's absolutely diabolica yo who owns weistels in the chat right now and
who paid the fucking tub brother if you own minimal wear once they probably went from
like four thousand to one thousand oh my god butterfly emery butterfly emery that
is disgusting that is disgusting wait I got to keep the robo yo I'm already
running out of money come on give me a fucking give me vice cops and they
actually know Chyce why did I buy this fucking case bro I thought vice cops
would be still a lot. I don't want vice-lots now. Fucking $40 red. Wait, I just used my
red luck on the worst case that I bought. By far. Look at this for example. No, no, no.
Look at this for example. We used our red luck on the Timo car, which is worth 30 euros.
It would have been if we pressed open this case at the right time.
The Mecha Industries for example.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Static what do you mean static? What do you mean static? What do you mean static? Oh, I am for was not set track
Was our M4 set track no
Come on butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly
None of these work right now. Come on, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, come on, I need
you silky smooth butter. I need you, I need you room temperature right now. Give me a
butterfly emerald bro let me spread that rotten butter that rotten green butter
oh my god come on come on i know you're in there i know you're in there somewhere in this fridge
come on come on come on bro bro i don't like these x-ray scanners they make me feel a weird way
Wait guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Come on, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
I'm hungry now, bro.
I don't even like butter.
But I like butterfly knives.
Gold, gold, gold, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly!
Come on, butterfly!
No!
Let us roam around the world together, let us fly!
Come on, if I could have a superpower,
I wanna be a fucking butterfly flying around, come on.
Butterfly, butterfly!
I know you're somewhere here. You're somewhere in this fucking forest somewhere
Sucking on the flower right now. Let me pick you up hold you in the sky
Present you to the world. Oh, I thought it was print stream usb s
Bro, I don't like this shit, bro. I don't like this shit, bro
come on we have gammas left as well get used to it yo TTT please shut your
bitch up bro now bro you have yo bro this guy flexing on me with this UK
Resonant ship able to open right now a case
I may turn into one of those guys that actually watch this gold openings on fucking YouTube
I never watch gold openings. I never gave me something. I wanted to open cases myself never watch other people do it
I may fucking like watch some highlights tonight. I'm not joking. Go go go go. Okay. Oh
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, bruh.
Unless it's Montaure train.
Oh, Junko.
Give me a fucking carambit.
Give me a fucking carambit, bruh.
Show me your curves!
No, no, no!
Finally, something good from living in the UK.
What are you talking about?
The UK is great, bruh.
The UK is great.
You got good weather all the time?
Uh, wait, no you don't.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal!
Let me make it son. Now. I'm not gonna ask twice.
Alright, come on. Go, go, go.
Chad, I have to buy more after this, huh? Don't die.
Don't die!
I wanna get a gold today! Right now! Is that it? What is that? Okay.
Really?
Wait, is that it though?
Steady-faction? Maybe a little rude to the region? No.
Of course not. Why would it be? Why would it be? Why would it be?
Let's let's let's fuck the Germans by releasing an update where they fucking don't they get to hear the sounds and
Let's only give them blues. Let's only give them blues puppets. Let's cap it out on a nice at a shit red
Let's cap it out at a shit red. Let's put the red into the case. That is the worst case that he bought
Let's do that gold gold gold. Please give me a red. Give me a gold. Give me a red. Give me a gold. Give me a red
Give me gold
The final revolver case, boys and girls, before we reposit.
But, last case magic.
This is 500 euros down.
Let me check.
Yup.
500 euros down.
three
me for two
one
Get the cases I
Hey, hey, we learned a business lesson. We learned a business lesson to not fucking buy this fucking case with a retus 30 bucks
Why did I get the red in this one?
It could have been a 200 euro red a 150 euro red I got the third euro right because I bought because I bought the revolution fucking case bro
All right
Check the float of what of what point five five Merry Christmas
All right check. I'm gonna buy. Let me know if this is good or if this is bad
I'm gonna buy the cases that I just bought but without the fucking vices without the fucking clutches
I'm going to buy gammas, comas, revolvas, dreams and nightmares, nothing else.
How much are comas?
How much are comas?
Alright.
So my chrome is just not going to look okay, no it does, sure.
When I show it, it does, sure.
case but I think about a man 20 other play around I'm here to open a fucking
gold brown out here to waste anybody's time all right next gamma
Gama, Gama.
20, I'm not fucking here to waste no time, minus 100 euros on just the cases, not counting
the keys.
Next, what else, um, dreams and nightmares.
chat what else what else what else come to poppy dreams now mass spectrum
ne already unboxed the butterfly sapphire we have our luck used up in
that which chroma is the best chat which chroma
This one is 440 this one is five euros
Judgement shantikos hyper beast neon rider
Hmm, I mean they all cost the same because of Fred. That's right. I'm just gonna buy the cheapest one
I'm just gonna buy the cheapest one. WF boom another 20 another hundred euros down
Fuck me in the ass
Oh
Here we go
Check is there gonna be a gold in these fucking cases? Yes, or no, just tell me right now
Just tell me right now. Just so I know what I can expect just so I know what I can expect
Give me a little hint give me a little hint use your x-ray right now on your monitor use your x-ray to
To look through these download the sassy little app that you saw back in the day at the back of the magazine download and tell me what's inside, please
down and tell me what's inside. Zero golds. Gold for sure. Third one is a gold. The third
dreams of nightmare is a gold. Okay. I fucking love you if this is right.
So let's call cases where blues are inside let's do that right second one is a good thank
you very much bro let's check this out thank you very much bro no I appreciate the tip
appreciate the tip any more great gasses in the chat any more great gasses two
goals already I can't believe it right now any more great gasses this is going
great first gamma case first gamma case let's check it out let's check it out
I'm going to drill a show me.
Karamit inside, right?
Is that a Karamit?
Everyone is saying the seventh case is a gold.
One, two, three, four, five, seven.
I do like to see that I do like to see that a nice little refill a nice little
refill our biotas are being filled up now fill up my inventory with the gold
fill the inventory up with the butterfly oh my god I thought once again I say it
one last time you don't want to see anything in this area right here why
Because that's going to be an orb that's going to be a fucking AK. They're massive
But the butterfly knife is nice and slim just chilling in the middle
Just waiting to be revealed by the x-ray same with the corander
Same with an M9 same with the bayonet the knives are all
Rock-heart standing in the middle like a fucking tower like a skyscraper ready to be climbed upon
Check this out
And this is what it looks like and this is what it looks like you just have to manifest it check this out
Caramid right here. This is what it looks up
Okay six key seven yeah
Because I have keys right because I have keys bro because I'm right now not in Germany getting fucked in the ash with x-ray
Because I have keys right okay, so you say case six key seven. Let me do that chat one two three four five six
And then the key seven. All right, here we go I
All pissing me off on purpose or no
Gold oh
Yo, these pistols have to stop bro these pistols actually have to stop
I'm not even joking about that. I actually think it's a gold when I see nothing on the sides.
Come on, gold!
Let me check one more reddit post to calm down.
The last time I checked my reddit, the top post was somebody unboxing a gold on their first case.
Let's give it another shout. Let's give it another shout, shall we?
What's the second post gonna be?
First post is the gold. Second post, CS2 update. German CS players finding out they now have to use X-Ray.
Dutch CS2 players suddenly being able to open cases.
So if you didn't know, in the Netherlands before you couldn't open any cases at all.
No x-ray even, no x-ray.
And call me absolutely nuts, Shad.
Did they see that my account is based in the Netherlands now?
Because bro, for years they were not able to open anything.
All of a sudden?
Bro.
Yo.
Oh man.
100%.
No shot, no shot.
100% no shot. No shot. I mean at least thankful that we can extract open bro
That's what we've been full cooked skin club banned me and unbanned me after I threatened
Well, you should have known that those sides are sus testing GeForce new DLSS 5 on the pixel
DLS 5 is off
Mots
What am I to see unboxing numbers of the new gloves buff data from ex-conic fourth-gen gloves registered
1500 already
Are we fucking twisted
Check how many cases that unboxed so it's one and four hundred to get one so 400 times
1,507 on average
half a million terminals
Wait, but every tournament is 4 chances.
No, 5. So divided by 5. 120k terminals. 120k.
Low-key on 1% of that.
Hmm, interesting.
Brocade flowers. I mean, it's just going to be the same amount on Box, right?
What? How's there 22 of these?
Wait, because people don't buy them, I just realized.
Which are violent everyone buys them of course because you can still decline the offer, right and the most shit gloves people probably don't buy as much
53 56 this is one that I unboxed the Zygalia chat the Zygalia
WL gloves chat WL gloves
These are mine
WL guys WL
Sun L L
All right, bro
Thank you guys
Pay 250 euros for those. Thank you very much
Check this out though. Hey, I'll make your jealous right now. Hey, you're calling my gloves ass watch this knife though
That are just some boss, right? Hey, how about a carambit fucking sapphire? Is that a double you're now? Okay?
Carambit blue jam how about a carambit blue jam? Okay?
Yo, this is the second revolver that I open and it's another AOGA...
How is this even possible?
I shouldn't be using the AOGA when my throat is already hurting bro, now it hurts even
more.
Moth, stop me from using that.
Alright, let me see.
What else is on the reddit?
On the beautiful reddit community.
Exclamation on reddit, if you wanna join?
That stream of tournaments sucked.
L negativity.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Why 4v4 and not 5v4?
the gods of counter strike intended we're not just playing for fun we're
playing for tournaments and that's shut your bitches up they call me that bro
I'm using the chat for jinx to do in the tournament but I actually had massive
amounts of fun I'm not joking actually mmm what did you want me to do that day
what you want me to do fucking fucking uh yep about fucking about about skins
well the tournament was fucking nice they call me the 10 percent terror the
The ACAN M4 were both within 24 hours too.
Galil, Spoon, M4 I want to fade, Zeus, Dragon, Snore, AKB the monster, check that's it.
What's better for investments, Playskin, WTTG, or M4 Fade?
I don't know.
New combo.
Nice.
How did I do?
Can't afford the Karambit Gamma Doppler.
Uh, Knight, Knife with Superconductors, I don't mind that at all.
Not a bad combo, or?
I don't fucking mind that.
Chat, if we still have time today, we can check out the newest and best Knife fucking Glove combos.
If you want to see that, we hop on to that and we check out the nicest new possible Glove combos.
We have 22 new Gloves in the game, and there's some sexy ass shit possible.
budget and non-budget
one one okay check check check check check
i mean that's the stream that has to happen at some point why not now
so get your knife, fluff, combos ready please
i need the links i need the things
for later
agents getting pumped
agents getting pumped
that's on sas the looks
cool how we craft i made
okay okay
we have the fucking
glowing eyes and the spitting fire
Jalai love this update bro, can we appreciate this update bro?
We were limited to four fucking positions bro.
Like here, here, here and here.
You can now make actual cool shit happen with stickers bro, I love that shit.
I fucking love that, the actual sexy ass update, it feels like black ops now.
Like Call of Duty, the emblem maker, you know.
When you look at tutorials on YouTube.
Field as a black book, specialist gloves, WWW, Frosty driver gloves, Battle Scout,
Sambod specialist gloves.
you 230 for those cock pattern check 9 no cock pattern but he has the fucking
condom pattern on the left sport loves frosty in battles card for $100 and
then again $100 battles card Matsudonia gloves how did you unbox so man check
this gets me horny why are we unboxing these fucking x-ray cases right now I'm
I'm not joking. I get one gold and I never open a case again.
I'm going to be doing either nothing or just terminals.
I am not joking, bro. Fuck this fucking scanner, bro.
Gold, gold, gold. Okay.
Like get me one gold and get me the fuck out.
I'm just testing what I've put into my fucking gold case because maybe they want
to clip farm and put a karambit blue jam or butterfly. No.
Zoom in here still work. Wait. Can I open sticker capsules? Chad, if I can open this capsule
right here, it means that I can still open Cato 14 capsules, aka Titan Hollow, Titan
Hollow, Titan Hollow, 3, 2, 1. People told me it's not possible. People told me it's
It's not possible. Look at Ifran. No, you can't. Chad, I think this is also new.
The Netherlands was not able to open any capsules. Wait, but they're not allowed to bait me.
Because gambling is illegal.
If this shows rats and stuff, then I may go to jail.
Rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat.
How is that even possible?
Honestly speaking how is that allowed?
How?
It's because no key?
Bro just get rid of keys bro.
I mean that doesn't really work.
L snitch delete the vote at FBI you'll stop come on go towards
So it's not about the baits it's about the gacha mechanism you pay for a key and then you have a chance
But if you buy the capsule for two euros, they can bait the shit out of you
Same as souvenirs
Stop giving me pistols, bro
Wait watch out souvenir packages dude they work or no?
Because souvenir package is literally like a case, like a skin case.
What can I buy?
Dust2
AXTACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ah give me the gold or a BASK, Baby.
Wait, what kind of buy the-
Who said yes?
Who said, of course you can idiot.
Who said are you stupid you just opened a capsule of course you can open souvenir packages the same process period
You cannot purchase this item because buying this type of item is disabled in your country
1984 what does that mean chat what you can open but not buy who wait what about capsules
What the fuck are you saying?
It doesn't make any sense.
Can I get them in a trade offer?
Mott, who has one quick, who has one package laying around, the cheap one?
Sally for sure has something laying around.
Sally, we need to try this.
Please send me over soon in your package.
Ah!
Sticker capsule?
Ah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I hope it's a souvenir package, not a capsule.
I hope it's a souvenir package, not a capsule.
Wait, am I on the shed?
Who the fuck is that guy?
Again.
Maybe it's glitched.
Who is that?
WHAT?
Yo I don't look like JDC bro
I do not look like JDC bro
What the fuck? Is XTC on this?
WHAT?
Jinxy?
What the fuck is that?
Is that Ken on the left?
Yo, yo, yo
BORAH
Wait
The only shit that's on your it's like
Oh my god who else should I check was on your oh my god I thought he sent me a
of what let me try let me try let me try stop stop stop so what's the point I
can only open the ones that I have now this should work what you can't accept
the offers check the chat
what
you are not allowed to receive the item your inventory is full oh my god safe
yo yo yo I thought it was because oh my god wait I thought I actually had to
move to India where wait let me check this out so we're gonna hide some stuff
wait oh my god I thought it was country region locked I thought it was country
reason but it's just the classic a full inventory surely right surely right
surely right matey
WM stop saying clueless bro this will work this will work right no no no no
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
No more timeholders for you.
Stop or stop.
One of my life bucket list things is to open a timeholder.
Tita no lo, Tita no lo.
Let's check this out.
Refresh.
Three, two, one.
Wait, I want more than one.
Come on
Sally doesn't let you accept doesn't let you accept bro. We have to try we have to
We have to try we have to try we have to try
We have to try
Somehow the offer went through bro. So much. So my way, which ones are these ever greedy?
Maybe it doesn't go through Sally and you could get an error on your phone, bro
You could get an error on your phone, bro
like of course I'm gonna send them back after seven days unless they somehow
like someone hacks my account and opens these say doesn't that you accept on
phone bro oh I don't think it lets them accept
Oh
Wait a second
No
Captain Papi. Oh my god. Oh
Seven days I
Forgot about that
Check that trade protected bro that trade protected, bro your valve don't protect my account bro
Like I'm fine with the risk of getting scammed. I'm not stupid. I've only gotten scammed once
I'm not gonna get scammed twice
Unlimited my account bro unlimited my account bro. I've won
I have one back
Like I'm not gonna get scammed bruh. I'm literally not gonna get scammed your heart's on chat for Sally Sally
I'll send those back to you
Whatever is inside in seven days. I'm gonna surrender. Okay. Now. Would you sell you in the chat bro right now?
Oh my god
Come on case come on case come on me up come on me up come on no beta
Come on chrome rims chrome rims
Bruh
How many cases are we done I don't know I don't want to know
All I want is one gold and then we call it and then we call it butterfly. Oh
Mm-hmm, let me close the concept. Don't say I'll be a problem ever in a moment like this when I'm super happy
And I don't have to even calm down
Oh my fucking God
No more cases
no more spins
all right let's go fuck man
all right here we go yo butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly
HAHAHAHA
no
yo, oh my god, those fucking glasses
i thought it would work for one case
shizer
try to go uncot in your toe
uh
uh
come on
yo, you know what's fucking depressing?
check this out
first of all it's suppressing what's inside of here
okay, but what is suppressing
is this
It's all this empty space that is fucking black.
It's like, bro, when you turn the lights off, you get sleepy, you get tired.
Why the fuck is my case all dark?
Why is it night inside of my case?
You don't want me to open more?
I...
Where's my fucking sunlight?
Let me tank some vitamin D while opening up these bad boys.
Am I the only one?
I don't like this at all.
At all.
It's so ugly.
It's so demotivating.
It's so dark.
It actually makes me mad.
Like look how nice this looks.
Look how nice this looks.
And then boom...
Like what is this, bro?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, oh my god.
turn off dark mode i don't think that's a thing bruh i don't think that's a thing
butterfly emerald butterfly esmeralda butterfly esmeralda one boss to esmeralda gg
yo one g how are you doing bro this update is fucking me right now come on butterfly
Esmeralda, Esmeralda, AAAAAAAAH!
Chicken jerky.
Change the background for a different seed.
I do want a different seed right now.
How do I change the background?
Not Mirage.
Not Office.
Train. We go full depressor. We go rain and dark outside.
Oh, look at that shit.
Here we go, Butterfly-WHA-WHA-WHA!
Why was that so bright?
Why did it look so much different?
Why do I get flashbanged on this?
Butterfly, Butterfly!
Interesting.
Turn on VPN, bro, Chacho.
Would you dare call me bro Chacho again and don't you dare mention the white VPN again?
That doesn't work.
Butterfly, Butterfly, Butterfly!
Pink!
And Bobby would ask me for fucking ten bucks the case is asking me for only two
W case wait I spent four for the right come on go go go gold gold gold gold
Karambit, Karambit, Karambit. Reboot.
All I want is one good and I'm out. Literally, bro.
Literally, bro.
Literally, literally.
Yo, how do we have what 15k on YouTube?
Am I a dick for not reading the YouTube chat?
Yo, YouTube chat, are you guys real?
That makes no sense.
Put on some depressing music.
What the fuck?
That's fucking insane.
here we go here we go I need to find a way to show both shirts give me a gold
gold gold gold gold gold okay tick tock chair problem of life on tick tock
right thank you for the rose do we like this map more check like the full the
full flashbang I think it's only glitch because this map is so different
Compared to all the other maps like this one. You see how the skins are like shiny. It's it's it's it's it's it's like sauce 2 versus sauce 1
I'm about to fart though
What good good good? I feel like I can see it way less way later
Ancient night
It just reverts the colors wait really so if I go wait if I go something full dark
like like what
Wait.
Three, two, one.
Oh, wait a second.
Full flashbang.
Is that good or bad?
I don't know if I like that.
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly, butterfly.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
Hello, hello, why is it not cashing out?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, like, like, like.
Oh my god.
I thought I was done for the night.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Butterfly in the middle.
Yo, ever since I changed the map, it's been only fucking blues.
Have you guys realized?
Gold, gold, gold.
Oh, Kurombit!
Pussy-Petan?
N-
What does the pussy-peter on this one look like again? Let me check.
Peach 1000, Oceanic, Pussy...
Oh, wait a second.
A beauty, hype, and degeneracy.
Not all skins are created the same, and in this video series I will be exploring the
interesting patterns of Counter Strike skins.
The P2000 Oceanic, a mil-spec grade skin released on the 28th of April 2016, in the Chroma 3
case, a pistol not many people use.
Now with the base skin not really being that unique due to its low-grade rarity, there is
one factor that leads up to an interesting skin that you may or may not have heard about.
This factor is that this skin is pattern based, meaning there are a thousand different patterns
with a quick shout out to Oceanic Pussy Pattern.
quick shout out to jabgg he's the one that showed me this skin on twitter so links in the description
now i was able to get my hands on one yo this one throws me off like i'm okay but this one i don't
this i don't want the skin this one looks weird i don't know this one scares me a little bit and
even though it's not like a five seven i don't know is it it is a very interesting skin on
kind of reminds me of your mom
now
I am done
I am done
let's see
let's see let's see let's see let's see
let's see let's see let's see let's see
do it again do it again
do it again
I said again
crumble blue gem
crumble blue gem under the x-ray
okay
I feel like it's better with a bright map
no?
I don't like this
wait
I have a question right now
right now isn't there a way to change your your gamma remember 2.2 chat as my
game is cooked for the rest of my life what happens if I put this at zero
minus one minus point one minus point one zero the lowest I think it is let's
see. No shadows. What? What is that color? What is that color? Let me go the highest.
Look how the gold looks bro like the Batman logo on the fucking skyscraper bro.
Oh my god.
I kinda like that.
Let me do another one.
Imagine bro.
good good good good good good good good
Kharamad! Kharamad!
Maybe higher?
What do you mean I put it at 1000?
1 million?
No.
Speed down we already tried it doesn't work.
Good good good good good good nice no barrel!
Okay never mind.
How do I go back to normal?
Chabobos is a squad that I had? 2.2 right?
Oh fuck. I wouldn't fuck it.
Wait, that doesn't look normal.
Oh no.
What did I have?
Let me change this fucking map, brother.
Shit, this fucking ass. Also this fucking x-ray scanner.
Fuck this, I'm not joking when I say this.
Tap 1 if you believe me, tap 2 if you don't.
Once I get a singular gold from this fucking x-ray update bullshit, I am out.
No, no, no, I'm checking for the back to back, I'm checking for the back to nothing to back,
I'm checking for the back to nothing to nothing to nothing to nothing to nothing to nothing to back.
Five or six more cases after that.
But then you will never see me x-raying open a case again.
Never.
I'm not joking, bro.
This may be the end of cases.
Once I get a gold, this may be the end forever.
I'm being badass right now.
So if you want me to keep opening cases, you better hope for the blue.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
I shouldn't say that.
Let's all pray for gold together so we can stop opening these.
All right?
Gold, gold, gold.
Cranbut blue!
What did I say, blue?
I want the fucking amulet.
Cranbut amulet.
Cranbut!
Ne.
No, ain't me, amigo.
No, Monsieur, no.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
AAH! Come on!
Dizzy-me-easy with a five pound on YouTube saying wagwan, saying wagwan.
This next case he paid for.
Does he get the knife if it's a gold?
Absolutely not.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! Come on! Please!
Oh my god!
That would have been yours, Dizzy-me-easy.
Sadly, it's an ironclad.
come on again do it again give me a fucking glue jam a fucking a cracker
ram it in it did I miss any gold yet come here no you did not why is it
lagging why are we laying though I have to check out after every single case when
steam is down are you telling me I can't open the single case
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Mexico!
No.
No.
Let me switch up the music, bro.
Give me something a little bit more, a little bit more groovy, a little bit more groovy.
Come on, come on.
Let me see your curves, Karama, bro.
Let me see that top of your blade, bro.
Hey, hey.
Let me see you spin around that fucking finger bro.
Oh ho ho.
Come on let me touch your hole right now bruh.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on please, please, please.
Grab it, grab it.
Another chance, another try.
You can still pull up in my inventory, no pressure, no.
anything but a blue anything but a blue let's work it up slow no why did I think
that was a red what are you know bro my brain can't think as fast I see a skin
and it has to like whoa is that good as I bet suck next three has a golden
that thing in advance Christ with the five euro with the five euro which had a
euro right now the food okay I'm great gold gold gold gold I trust you euro
gold
it's daddy though and I asked for anything but a blue and we got nothing
but a blue and we got something other than a blue now I'm asking now I'm asking
for only red and gold and pink. This next case determines whether you're my boy
Gaben or whether we're not boys. Are you one of my ops or are you one of my boys?
We go way back, don't we?
Okay then, red or gold?
I'm gonna try it from the top even though I think it will say the item. Does it say the item name?
Currently scanning Chroma 3, the little fucking text, terms and conditions.
What?
Does it say the text?
Yay or nay?
No it doesn't.
Show me the tip of a knife!
Show me the tip of a knife, gaming.
Show me the tip of a knife.
What could this be?
This could be a carambit, still.
It could be a carambit and a wretch.
Carambit and wretch.
Shhh.
Carambit and wretch.
Can't be in the line anymore.
But it can be still be a carambit.
What is that?
Is that a carambit?
Nuh-uh.
I miss clicked I got it going on cold cold cold oh pink what float what float I just
You really have something completely dodgy.
Do you not see the floating condition before you buy it?
Wait, wait, wait, check this out.
I scan it.
Sword of Fuba.
Where's the information?
What?
Chroma 3 case.
Can you find out after?
Yo, if you- yo, that's literally a lawsuit right there, no? Because this is gambling.
Is it not?
And then it says CLAIM.
And then you see it.
BATTLE SCOUT, by the way.
WHAAAAT?!
Crap!
Crabbit! Crabbit! Crabbit! Crabbit!
Pussy-Pattern!
I've seen this in biology class.
I have stuck a pattern, huh?
I don't know what it's in English.
It's like, Ech.
Ech branch.
Gold! Gold! Gold!
Gold! Gold! Gold!
Back to back.
That looks like a crab. That looks like a crab!
Mr. Crab's pattern, that's overpay, who wants it?
Uhhh...
Ona used to work at Valve to get an extra gold, you have to do it.
Dap!
Yo, yo, yo, wait, a dab, or a dab.
You're saying either this or this, no?
And then pray to Gaven, and after you have that too,
and I mean have to, open the third case.
Okay, let me check this out.
So boom, a valve employee.
So before I do a good little dab,
now I'm that side, I just dab on myself,
And then pray to Gaven.
Gaven the Almighty, please.
Bluedram, plumb it!
Everything going according to plan, because then he says,
then pray to Gaven.
And after you have to open, I mean, have to, the third case.
Let me check this out.
Play mountain.
Let me not fuck this up.
One, two, three, four, five.
Sorted by an US, ready to go.
If this is a crime, you bluedram me the guy.
Okay, that's why you don't walk up off anymore, bro.
Cause your ass is lying.
David.
He said three not five
He donated five dollars, but it's different. Oh my god
Yo, does it only work once no no no no no no no no no no yo am I still paid?
Alright so what was it? First case doesn't matter. I dab myself up. Let's get it let's go.
Give it all my teeth! Give it all my teeth! Be black as with the gold!
And then it's on a delay. And then, coming from the bathroom for you. One, two, three.
Oh, it's a revolver case. One per-painting on a pyramid. With a secret sauce. I love you so much!
Okay, guys, what are all these magic spells, bro?
Change background to baggage.
And put our draw world falls in console.
What does that even do?
What does that even do?
Mods, does that hack my PC?
Yeah, or no?
111 billion, 111 million, 111 thousand.
I
Miss care
What what the fuck who are you?
Check this is one of my holiday pictures what the fuck what good
Yo, imagine it was one of my...
One...
Alright, gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold!
This is nice though, this is nice though, no?
This is nice!
Thank you, bro.
Gold, gold, gold!
This looks majestic.
bro if we get a gold now bro there's gonna be everybody saying like when
they see a clip or something imagine we get a 1 million gold they're gonna be
like what like he's playing modded CS are you guys stupid like he's fooling
you guys bro this looks fake as hell this looks like I'm fucking playing
offline bro gold gold gold gold what am I worried about bro our ass is not
getting a gold right the second that's for sure unless unless unless
cool it's cool it's a negative power loader brother wait I'm already out of
money almost shats yo this one here go it go it go it go it go it go it go it
What the fuck is this?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Astro, thank you.
I work at Valve and I made it so that your gold arrives next Monday.
Fuck you.
When gold?
Oh, now I work at Valve, you get a gold, you have to inhale for 4 seconds, hold it for 7 and exhale for 8 and click it.
Like you believe it, I got you, bro.
Well, actually I'm a guy that has that golden symbol for swimming, bro.
I have the driver's license in swimming, bro.
And you had to die from one end to the other, bro.
It was like a 20 meter dive.
I can easily hold my breath, easily,
which also proves that I don't vape.
All right, so inhale for four, everybody go with us.
Inhale for four.
I'm not gonna read it out anymore.
Just inhale for four, hold it for seven,
and exhale for eight,
and then you click it like you believe it.
Here we go.
I feel like a jesser, I feel like a jesser.
What's next, will you tell me to fucking, uh, uh, break dance and, uh, for Gold?
Bro, stop!
I actually believe in shit like that, like I wouldn't test it.
Oh my god.
Looking for group?
Talking about Collar?
I don't know, bro.
That sounds, in CS it's always sus sometimes because some people they're just hacking accounts,
you know?
But if you're being a legit guy, then I hope it succeeds, bro. That sounds nice. Okay
I can't advertise something if I don't know what it is when it comes to CS, you know
Come on wait, I'm out
Do I even read a puzzle bro chat go down 1000 euros basically
800 euros, which is $1000.
The max Steam limit a day is...
Why am I putting things into storage?
Like I'm about to open more.
Alright, let's check this out.
The max Steam limit every day is $2000.
And we only spend $1000.
Do we go all in?
Do we go all in right now?
Or do we stay responsible and do it maybe in a day from now?
Or two weeks from now?
Or a week from now?
The x-ray doesn't run away from us.
We can still x-ray open our fast goal
and a week from now doesn't have to be today on the release day
release day with the Lux are better and we can get the Karambit 387 you know what I mean.
All in right now. This chat. This chat.
I'm down. I'm lowkey down. I pray in the chat that the deposit works but it should.
Pray in the chat that the deposit works but it should.
So I'm doing this shred again, Karambit Doppler.
Boom, play Spy Order, and then, do I max out already 800?
This is bad.
I'm doing 700.
I think 800 is too much.
Like it doesn't let me.
Because I already bought some earlier.
Add funds.
Let me hide my screen, not leak my shit.
700 euros.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Leaked, you'll stop.
Okay, and then boom, and then boom.
You can't see my screen right now, right?
This is disgusting. They're literally draining my bank account. This is actually
disgusting. This is actually disgusting, though. And it shows me a little EP face
once the transaction went through. This has to be rage paid. This has to be
rage paid. 700 euros. Check. If we don't get anything from this, minus 2,000 USD,
minus 1,000 what is it minus 1,500 euros we need a gold it's not optional
anymore I have a question T do I continue buying some expensive cases or do I
only go dreams of nightmare for example I'm scattered I'm gonna end up with
Nothing
Dreams I'm I can still be butterfly emerald which only gets more bike around the blue jam
Dreams I think I agree. I think I agree
Like what are we trying to do breaking the system trying to time the expansive care at the rise moment, bro
Dreams and I'm I can always deliver a butterfly emerald
You feel me?
so how many can I buy wait I shouldn't buy all of them at once right like it
doesn't even matter I can just buy them quickly let me let me buy 30 40 boom we're
gonna get something in these 40 right here I'm not gonna lie we're gonna get
something in these 40 right here bro no no no no no we will get something in
these next 40 I swear check this out why do I have a key what is it locked
again oh my I hate you so much gold gold gold butterfly butterfly why can't
to just be on the first case why can't it be why can't it be why can't it be
make sure to not hide do not leave here we go butterfly butterfly butterfly
butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly what is that why did
that look expensive check change the background on now I don't know if I
fuck with this it doesn't move and look why they're fucking chicken why is there
a fucking chicken on my screen in the middle of there what the fuck I thought
chickens can't fly I thought they can't no I don't like this witchcraftery hey
the chicken flies and we just unboxed a fucking sort of spirit board we job bro
oh hell no bro change the ship bro what is that who's playing also on my
monitor what is this
the holy case when heaven gold must be help again do it again do it again do
it again I've never seen this background do it again do it again oh
Good! Good! Good!
Good! Good! Good! Good!
No!
PINK!
To find out the condition, please press the key.
Brrraaaatherrrrrrr...
I thought we don't gamble. I thought we don't gamble in Netherlands.
Yo.
Amsterdam?
I hope your ass is watching.
I hope...
Was that bell scout on my screen?
Or did they not even show you?
0.91?
0.91 and you tell me after I bite?
Give me a fucking gold!
Really?
Change to warehouse?
Are all the golds in the warehouse?
Question mark?
Wesh.
Ooh!
Looks like we're underwater.
Ooh! Let's go to fishing trip!
Come on, let's fish up a fucking butterfly!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What else?
What else?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, I don't like this at all.
I don't like this at all. Gold, gold, gold!
Yeah.
Don't like that either. Don't like that either.
What is this game called?
your problems are changing the background a little bit what the fuck
what is this
dreams of nightmares it's just you and I will this be a nightmare or will this be
sweet dream will this be a nightmare or will this be a sweet dream slide the
golden to our inventory now
do it do it do it do it really really
poltergeist isn't poltergeist guys means ghost in German so it's a literal
nightmare right now so it's a literal nightmare right now come on sweet dreams
follow after the nightmare right? Lift it spirits! Sweet dreams, sweet dreams, come
on let's have gold! No. What? It's a sign? What is a sign? It's rinsing me.
I thought it was print stream again. Am I stupid?
Any gold so far yo what what for dummies do you see a fucking gold counter somewhere and does it say more than zero?
Do you see a gold counter somewhere and does it say more than zero? I can't even speak you're pissing me off
If all your messages are HB you're getting banned
You have to play the fanboy one someone clip it double you sugar daddy do them an addiction you calling me addicted
just pull the trigger shing shang what does that mean find the key
refuse to see for to get the key you stay and you stay alive for a day you
stay alive for the day like I do but you're not watching this you're not
watching this I'm not joking go go go go the butterfly is not on my watch list
boom
Good! Good!
Why am I opening these?
I'm just getting annoyed, I'm not even having fun!
Fuck this x-ray scanner!
Good.
Good!
Nine.
Come on.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.
Oh my god, oh my god.
The animations are longer than the clicks that I have to do.
No.
I've been way around.
Goat, goat.
I see a fucking one second on image
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AND THEN I HAVE TO PRESS FUCKING TEN BUTTONS BRO
IS THIS ALLOWED TO FIVE?
MMMMMMMM
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
Are we being for real?
It's a sign?
What is- What is a sign?
What could be a sign right now?
What is a fucking sign? Speak to me Jimmy, speak to me!
Is that a sign?
Is that also a sign?
That's also a sign, right?
Alright, okay.
Hit the vape buddy
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on turn the radio on
Butterfly butterfly into my inventory now make my day
profit so far oh oh oh yeah yo yo am I toxic if I ban people like this like I'm
being badass bro I'm being badass how are you subbed and just typing that out
Loud row in public chat type it to your homies bro. What is this?
Booty on the night make my day
Chatcase chat I already see this a pink
Prof is that profit that has to be right I
Mean it's straight up a bull to a fucking red
How much are these nowadays feel tested quanta quest I want to quest I quest I
What I missed like oh my god, I thought I would get hacked
what how how is it eight euros that's the first fuck that's the first pink that I see
in fucking 20 cases and it's barely profit good every click is minus four you give me
eight on my 20th case every click as minus four you give me eight who messaged me who messaged me
Why are you my friends list?
hello hello congrats and pink are you being that ass I mean that's a good
skin no are you new to Counter-Strike potentially no I have like these little
eyes bro it looks so clean say sorry right now else I don't even know in the
first place why you're my friends bro why you're my friends bro oh are you
giving this cigarette I gave you what yeah they're like that cut off to 14
sticky what when can I say we found that when did I give that when when did I
give that when did I and why did I give that did you when you give away well
Why do you have?
Yo, you enjoy your evening, alright? But please, please.
Yeah, you do. Like, enjoy your opening with X-Ray.
Pavel, I'm...
Now you're stepping over the line.
Before I was a shits and giggles, now you're stepping over the line.
Pavel, please don't say shit like that.
Please don't say shit like that. I love cases. I don't love x-rays.
Oh, here we are for Poland. Let me open some cases. You're right.
Oh, yeah, we're wrong. Like this p-
just give me a gold just how hot is it how hot is it to get a gold in the shitty ass
game bro how hot can it be how hot can it be how hot can it be how hot can it be how
Hard? Can it be?
How much? How hard? How hard? How much?
50-50
Four inches. Terminal cinema.
Pause. Gamba. I don't have any.
Goal. Goal. Goal. End the suffering. I never want to open the shit again. Oh my god.
The fact that every single time I buy this, I have reminded that I'm spending 2.19 on a key is absolute rage, babe.
gold oh my our golds are golds real our golds even real our golds even real if
that guy messaged me again once I get a fucking pink I will go gold gold gold
gold gold gold I'm happy with the m2 for with the mp5 necro junior really really
happy I actually take that I love that skin yeah
fucking gold I'm not joking I'm actually not joking gold gold I thought it was a
prinstree I must do it for the fifth time
my feet are freezing how cold is it now I was I was hot a minute ago now it's
Cold! I was taught a minute ago and now it's cold!
Cold, cold.
I'm turning the heater on.
I'm turning the heater on.
Oh my god.
I turned the colder off, I turned the heater on.
Cold. Oh, I have to buy it. Of course I have to buy it.
Shut up, I hope you realize.
If we run out of these team funds right here, check this out.
If we run out of these teamfights right here, then what?
Then Valve doesn't even let me open more after giving me
200 glues for 1,500 euros.
You better hope that there's a good knife in these.
You better hope that there's a good knife upcoming.
A butterfly amulet is what we need.
A butterfly amulet is what we want.
Not an XM zombie offense.
Not an XM zombie offense.
That's an offense.
To me, gold, gold, gold, gold, I'm using the scanner, I'm scanning it, yeah!
Oh, oh.
Use VP, use VP, use VP, use VP and use VP.
Good good good good good deux
shut keep it fucking real is there gold in this yes or no
In any of these right here.
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
I'm gonna buy more of no.
Yes or no?
Yes.
Fuck no.
Yes.
Good, good.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Zombie offense.
Zombie offense.
Zombie offense.
Zombie offense.
Zombie offense.
Zombie offense!
Zombie!
Offense.
Gold! Oh man.
Stop baiting me with pistols. Stop baiting me with pistols. You have to explain it again.
You have to explain it again and explain it one last time. Why do you keep getting baited?
By the fucking pistols. Because when you scan it, it can only be a knife in the middle.
Ouchie, I cannot be that kind of a knife. Do you understand what I mean?
There's a butterfly knife right here. There's an M9 right here. There's a fucking Karamele right here.
It's only in the middle, right here. If you have shit, it's not a fucking knife.
So every time when there's a pistol, it could be a fucking knife. Otherwise, no.
I misclicked, I misclicked, I misclicked, I misclicked, I misclicked, I misclicked.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat!
High court as well, move to India already.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
CHICKEN JACKIE!
CHICKEN JACKIE!
Oh! Oh!
by them straight up by the way
watch this what what what what
I thought that was it
Is it not a gold?
What is that?
Is that a gold or not?
Awesome.
Three, two, one.
What?
on everything that I love.
I thought there was it.
Oh my God.
I don't know what to say, I'm actually tilted.
I thought that, I thought, I thought there was it.
I thought that was it.
I thought that was it.
I thought that was it.
Why did it look like this?
Why did it look different?
I thought that was it.
My first case in 200, I thought that was it.
The first time something is different.
This first time, I feel like I'm getting a sign from the upper bof,
and it's not it.
What?
Are you colorblind?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, he said, are you colorblind?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm being dead ass.
Now's not the time.
What's
Gold be grateful grateful for what
For what is that?
Profit question on a three-son blue you're asking me if it's
I spent four euros.
Are you too stupid to do the math?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for my language.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Let me guess, every single message is a rage bait again.
I come back and I'm still opening cases, bro, it's lost in the sauce.
Start extra and close instantly, max 3k and you get it.
You will probably save money just buying a knife itself instead of wasting 400 on cases
moron 400 400 I wish it was 400 400 he said 400 he said 400 he said 400 it's my
second deposit max deposit 800 euros 400 he said
GotGood. GotGood. GotGood. GABON! GABON! GABON! GABON GABON GABON GABON GABON GABON GABON GABON!
Gabon?
I'm getting bullied for getting shit. I'm getting bullied for getting shit out of your product.
I'm getting bullied for getting shitter...
If I keep seeing the stupid fucking chicken
With the longest neck ever
I'm buying a whole one tomorrow. I'm not joking bro. I'll buy a chicken. I'm gonna put it in the trash
And then the cheddar sang but it died for a reason for you to eat it. I'm gonna buy it
I'm gonna put it in the trash. I'm a guy's I'm a guy's I'm actually getting tilted. I'm actually Peter
I'm actually getting tilted. I'm actually getting tilted. I'm actually getting tilted. I'm actually getting tilted
give me a gold please please what is that a cat a cat a cat a cat from the
space a cat from the space a cat from the space a cat from the space
misclicked yo yo yo no no no no no guy from Poland no no no no
Can you get a gun already? People have to work tomorrow.
Come on! Oh!
can you try buying keys from steam market?
what?
let me go to the grocery store tomorrow.
gold.
gold!
Gold. Gold!
Next up in 4-scan.
What's next? The cap. The cap!
What condition are we talking? Minimum where I feel tested?
it's a midway
good
sir it's
this is also possible
I'm restarting my game why is this on my desktop I'm done
Oh
Get me in get me in get me in have a 5090 why is it taking so long get me in get me in
Come on, on the reset!
You find that funny, huh?
Typing out chicken jockey, huh? You find that real funny, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, guess what one person is isn't laughing
I'm ending stream with this another one, I'm not going to jump, gold, gold, ah, purple
we're getting there, come on let's get some positivity, we just upgraded from a blue to
a purple, let's upgrade to a pink, I'm not asking for gold yet, let's upgrade to a pink,
Let's upgrade to a pink, maybe Glitches Island gives us one more purple, but we don't downgrade again.
We don't downgrade again.
The only way is up, the only way is up, the only way is...
Yo.
What?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Why am I banned?
I'm not done yet! I'm not done yet!
What is this shit?
I found him on Euros!
What is this?
Please send me my inventory is full again
Please send me my inventory is full again
Yo, there were there were a hundred items before I started. How is that 500 items in this fucking search unit now?
Wait, I've actually
get out of my vision get out of my vision out out if I if I can't if I
well actually he can't do three things one thing he can't do is play counter
strike see as God she is too because he sucks at it second thing is he can't
have sex with a woman so that's why and the third thing is he cannot do this
we cannot do this look and he cannot have a good time because he cannot do
this I can't watch this I can't watch this what she does he cannot do these three things
You serious? You serious? You serious?
Can't be like he can't even do this.
No, no, no, no.
Stop!
Gold, gold, gold.
I can't look away. I can't look away.
Go, go, go, go.
Bro, look at this animation.
Look at this animation.
Shh!
Message to the stream pixel.
Move to Monte Gagro, bro.
Move to Monte Gagro.
Okay?
Where's that?
Where's that? Where's that?
Where's that?
I need the case.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Right.
Checking thing is women are
Open now, I don't know what is happening
Oh my god
Happy Saints path this day
Wishing you luck on your case opening today
PSI think your cases are glitching
It keeps show P250XRAY animation
Wait a second
I can't open cases the way I want to.
You give me the X-Race camera.
I oblige.
And then I can't even do that.
Reset game, reset your game.
Reset your game.
I'm resetting my game, I'm resetting my game, I'm resetting my beloved game, Counter
Strike 2.
I'm resetting the best game in the world, Counter Strike 2.
and re-design the best game that gets you addicted the first time you open it
Counter-Strike 2
the game with the best registration, the best...
the best anti-g, the best skins, the best community
Counter-Strike 2, better work
if anyone is watching from Valve, put a fucking caramet in my fucking case
unlock my account now, Counter-Strike 2
that's my goat, that is my goat
3, 2, 1
Error initializing or updating your transaction
Please wait a minute. I've waited five and try again or contact support
Hmm the support that that replies after 24 hours
Check Twitter. Why? Can I buy things off the Steam market? Can I buy... Reset Steam. Reset
Steam? Reset Steam? Actually, WRHPaid. I'm not gonna lie. WRHPaid. $2,000 limit, but how?
did I buy? I didn't buy anything. Let me check my market history. Did I forget?
Jeb, we should still be able to spend 400 euros. Or did I buy something off stream
yesterday 14th of March 14th of March am I stupid
2k limit. After this balance it's 2k.
reach the limit for the amount of blues unboxed
can I buy a trade up off the steam market yay or nay
maybe it's an in-game bug
what do I buy?
do I have reds yay or nay?
one
Count it up chat one wait, why do I have these?
When I actually have rats wait, I actually have rats wait, I actually have rats
This is carambu blue jam I
Need to do one trade up now. Do I put him one of the new ones for new gloves?
I'll take a quick read so then we plan and trade up okay I'll just put these in right
here just so that boom for the clickbait I oh my god imagine your hi-fice hi-fice
hi-fice don't you fucking dare give me 60 seconds of your your your your your your your
I'm missing actually. Give me 60 seconds.
Then put my mouse above it.
Imagine a flying lantern.
There will be minus. Oh my God.
All right, I'll be back at 60.
Mods, change title to something.
Oh gosh.
Why am I scared? I shouldn't have it unready.
I'm not gonna lie.
All right, I'll hurry up though. I'll hurry up though Chad. I'll hurry up though. I'll hurry up though. I'll hurry up though
I'll hurry up though
All right
Be a B B a B B a B
I'll leave you with a good song and then we had a fucking trade up
What's the W song
Classic every 60 seconds and then I'll be back starting
No
Shed the fuck up you fucking bitch.
All right.
Hello?
To take me home.
I know I want to take me home.
check your inbox in our case
about something
i bought some and
quick outcase
all
well
well if i can do this all my god
because this would be minus
minus a lot
you know ready for this
i haven't unboxed myself yet
check this out
Check this out.
Yo, do you realize how there's nothing behind here?
I bought something that we maybe put in the back.
Maybe, maybe.
We decide, we decide.
All right, check this out, check this out.
Check this out, check this out.
Check this out.
Tab one if you're ready, tab one if you're ready.
Tab one if you're ready.
It's a much better skin than the ones
that we've been unboxing, bro.
Let me tell you that.
It's CS related, it's CS related.
Ah, check this out, check this out.
Check this out, check this out.
I bought, can you hear me from here?
I bought, wait.
I hope I made sure that there's no addresses on there.
I bought, a gun.
I bought a gun.
Oh, sorry, neighbors, an airsoft, airsoft chassis.
Airsoft gun, airsoft gun, check this out though.
Not just any airsoft, hell nah.
It is an M4, Chad.
What M4 do you think we got?
What M4 do we do you think we got?
Check this out.
Check this out.
It's heavy.
It's a good one.
It looks fucking sexy.
Oh my god.
Oh! It's so heavy and massive.
Yo!
I'll show you first, I'll tease you a little bit.
I'll do a bottom edge.
Magazine right here.
Magazine right here!
right here who guesses the skin who knows the skin check this out check this
out oh my god it's heavy
suck baby it's an ass off twitch it's an ass off holy holy that should is heavy
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking, bro
No
I checked this out. Check this out, bro. No
Oh
Shit, it's nest up check this out. Check this out. Can I take the grip off? I think I can chat check this out
You also sent me something special. You also send me something special
He knows that I'm not just a normal rookie collector, bro
He knows that if I buy a skim, bro, check my inventory. It's gotta have some cool shit on it
check this out check this out I like stickers I like stickers or not check
this out she sent me the probably best IRL looking I buy power fucking holos
bro I'm not joking IRL these actually look fucking clean I am not joking bro
I don't know if it's true to size though I don't know if it's true to size let me
see if we would apply them if we would apply them I think that's pretty decent
is that too big maybe a little bit too big check do we apply them or not do we
apply them on the holy fuck bro it looks so clean it's hand painted check
hand painted bro hand painted and it was so so so tough to get this because the
fucking border patrol they sent it back the first time like I was so weird like
We're always trying to send the gun over
No, let me apply a sticker. Let me apply a secret check. It's not even set track, bro. Fuck set trick, bro
I don't even like that trick. Let me apply one. Let me apply one
But these are good
Don't
What?
One on the stock on the stock on the stock
Why not one on the back?
Guys, we can take the sticker off again. Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's try it
if we like it we like it if we don't we don't okay you're ruining a $50,000
sticker what are you I got three of them bro we're ballin we're ballin
all right check this out check this out
Mott send me a picture of M for how it folks holo I need to see it like where to
place it I need to play and see where to place it who just moved my cam I didn't
my cam what the fuck was that did my cam just move it's about to fall
oh no
We got it we got it we got it watch out watch out I check this out check this out
9 my monitors leaked bro oh my god the one thing as a pro players you don't want to
leak your monitor bro because now all the other pros are gonna buy mine oh my god
bruh moth's put up a picture of m for how a fox hold a bra I need to see what
the places take us put it on the screen put it on the screen put it above me put
above me somewhere like you know alright here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
here we go here we go here we go let me get this let me get this let me bro it is clean it also
smells nice i'm not gonna lie here we go am i allowed to show this it's an airsoft it's an airsoft
it is an airsoft i'm not joking it's facture new of course it's facture new i don't do battle scar
bro here we go here we go I miss my second trip
I want my mods mods mods mods mods and for how it fights I'm not trolling bro
you saw what just happened with the cases just don't fucking do that show it
to me now please I got power hold up boys and girls don't say minus 50k I want
to apply one trust me bro it's still gonna keep some value it's still gonna
to keep some value oh no put it away above at the corner out of my facecam
please and bigger bigger bigger bigger top right top right bigger bigger I need
to see where.
Um, all right, all right, like this.
Check like this.
Wrong way.
Wait.
What the?
like this wait
oh this is the play side this is the play side
all right here we go here we go here we go here we go now it should work
oh my god so let me get the straight let me get the straight
So it's at the start like this oh my god perfect from first start not minus 50k plus 3 2 after
mirror my cam for you it's wrong check this out three two oh my gosh oh my
gosh baby I buy power hold in the back yo oh my god this shoots by the way
This shoot this is a this is a this is a good one. This is a good software. We did not cheap out bruh. We did not cheap out
Come on, baby come on, baby minus 50k bro chill bro chill bro
We got two more. We got two more bro. I'm not playing the rest. I'm not playing the rest. I'm not applying the rest
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
All right.
Let me put this back by dawn.
Let me put this back by dawn.
Who wants the smoke?
Who wants this?
You'll stop tagging Twitch, bro.
All right.
W, bro.
W's in the chat, boys.
What the fuck?
Bro, what did he send me, bro?
There's this in there, which is, it's
the same package of the of the of the gun there's a fucking spring what is that for
what is that for and then there is uh it's not new years yet what the fuck is this
1100 million ah battery million powers
that's not a pipe bomb it's not a pipe
bomb he wouldn't do that he wouldn't do
that it's not see for bro it's not see
for IWW's in the chat W's in the chat
oh my god it is so heavy whoa
Does it say my address on there or something?
W's in the chair.
Ah, let's go. Leaked. Nah. Nah.
If leaked, then send me some more cool shit, please.
Ah, here we go. W's.
Okay, do we put that in the back potentially? Yeah, it's really, really, really well made.
Did my cam move? Why can't you see all that shit? What the...
I went back to what the fuck did I move my camera accident and war leaked bro star bro
I chat um it's trade-up time want a pixel at 37 other okay yo mods bro I'm gonna get rid of this
fucking feature where you can put anything on the screen if you keep abusing it for unfunny
things okay at least try to be funny no one is laughing bro no one is laughing
bro all right here we go check this out um chat give away yay or nay okay give away
yay or nay I think it may be time for a quick farming session and to give back a
little bit the OGs know the OGs know the OGs know but I don't know if I have a
knife before we do the straight up and then after tried up immediately wait
before try them after straight up I have to see if I have a knife wait I may
have teased you for no reason maybe I don't even have a knife to give away I
have a wait how do I start by newest just knives just knives wait how do I
sort by newest just knives because I'm feeling kind of jolly right now feeling
kind of jolly like I'm happy how the n4 turned out Chad I'm happy how it turned
Because it was it took like what like three months to fucking get it, bro
Like with fucking delivery everything it was so so so so
Finally it's here. All right, let me see
Knife knife knife knife. Oh my okay. Let me see
Carambe old Travula is this one already given away mods is this one already given away mods?
Quiggle 600 euro regressor is this one already given away yay or
or mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nay
M9 the muskos same thing
mmn
motz
Sally says no
Sally usually has the boss word
and it's always correct
chat
which one should we give away right now
mmnnn
command met ultra violet or M9 the muskos
I unboxed both of these
I unboxed both of these myself
ffff
mmnnn
Comes from my collection
Karambit, I think the karambit is cooler. I'm not gonna lie. Oh
Wow, it is a 50-50 in the channel
Hey, let me open up out giveaway y'all know the rules
Why do I do this sometimes to farm some primes because why because it's basically a free giveaway you guys get a fucking free knife
And we found some twitch primes which basically pay for the giveaway
Um, so yeah, let me do boom giveaway suck YouTube guys is only on Twitch
Sublack time centers always usually subs only win why because you have ten times the chance of winning so
One quick reminder how are people using these primes right there?
You see this they use their fucking ticket for ten times luck if you want to do that
I'll show you really quick how to do it cause for everybody who does I feel shameless doing it, but then again
It does make sense. You guys get a free knife and the primes pay for it. So
What you have to do is go to Twitch on my channel, on my channel, I'll show you real quick.
And then you have to click on subscribe at the bottom right and then the blue crown is what you need to click on.
The blue crown need to add like a king.
If not, no subluck. If not, GG.
I appreciate everybody who's checking. If you don't use it right now, you will be able to use it next month.
giveaways here and there usually when when something big is happening like a
tournament or something right now oh my god that scared me what the hell so yeah
right there at the crown all of these people make use of it right now why not
you why not you easy to look so you can also sign up for like a trial or
something probably don't have the time for that because we're gonna roll it
really really soon so subgrams 10 um no keyword all you have to do is type in the
chat right now as you can see it slowly but surely registering users only one
message one message if you type multiple times it doesn't matter it's not gonna
hide you also anything one message and you will be entered I'm gonna put a
slow mode on just so people can't spam and it registers more people so like
what slow 30 or something does that work yes I W then we put follower mode on
on zero just so there's no clankers entering we don't want the clanker to
win but again if it rolls you you will you will win but easy time to enter now
time to enter now YouTube this is on Twitch so yeah
www.youtube.com.uk that's where you have to enter if you want to win this knife
right now which is again a 600 euro knife which is like what $700 or
or something.
Which one was it? It was Karambit Ultra Violet.
Karambit Ultra Violet.
Maybe we do both. Maybe we do both. Karambit and M9.
Because this is a lot of rhymes.
Like again, I don't want to go here out with massive profit or anything.
This is nice. Why?
Because primes are being unused.
People don't even know that they have one.
Might as well just bait them out with a quick little giveaway.
So, and then everyone is happy.
Somebody gets a knife. I see my sub count goes up.
Nama goes high. Woo.
And then the one who's losing is Amazon.
as Amazon. Rest in peace on the primes. They may take away that feature. Let's make use of it. So
type in the chat if you want to enter boys and girls. I will run. Fuck it. I will run one right now
and then one after my trade up aka over 1000 euros a knife given away right now.
Krampt Ultra Violet for and you can choose the first winner chooses either Krampt or
M9 Damascus Steel. They're both 600 euros, 700 dollars. So yeah
You choose please have your trade link ready. I'm ready to send it out right now
You can play with it immediately after it rolls you. All right, boom
We're gonna do first winner now and then the second winner after the trade up
Let me quickly log in by the thing that I'm I don't know
so
One message in the chat and you will be entered one message in the chat and please stick around
I don't want to reroll you only 60 seconds to reply or like 67 seconds around one so
Here we go. I'll do it a trade up first real quick and then we do bum bum
I don't know what makes no sense
Let me see what I have to see what I do in the trade up anyways wait so wait we have let me check real quick
Let me check real quick
I need a what was it MP9
Make sure it's not number one float yes, why can't I use this oh?
No, do I have enough for a straight up yes, right?
R8 fate in this one is I was rented this one is for
Carambe blue jam boom 20% chance for Carambe blue jam 1.5 million dollar
Carambe if I get 1.5 million at the current rate seven I'm doing right now
$10,000 giveaway I'm not joking I'm not fucking joking
Alright, next. Not even if it's a 1.5, it could be a fucking 20k knife.
Um, alright, here we go.
Blue Jam.
Next, we put...
We have to put Bloodsport, right? We have a lot of these. Yes.
One Bloodsport, this one is called Viscose again. Please enter the giveaway, boys.
It is running in the back.
Double O. Wait, why are these so low-float?
Did I never sell these?
This one is...
Double O7 as well, what the fuck?
point one seven NP seven blood sport then what I do chat do we put in one from
the newest collection yes or no I have the glock and where one the glock is
going to be less than the op for sure right check which one is going to be more
once that tradable the op or the glock of the newest collection you can make
new minimal wear gloves I pet speak louder please how do I do that one op is
for giveaway yeah yeah oh yeah you're right I remember I think the glissie is
gonna be less why are you saying the op well the op is gonna be way more no no
No, no, I go Glock, I go Glock.
Boom.
Two more.
I had iPad selling something.
Chat, this would be minimal wear gloves
of the new collection.
Do we do that yes or no?
Do we do that? Yes or no?
It's 20% to get the new collection though.
Well, yeah, EWs.
Bro, imagine minimal where I fucking the blue dragon ones.
That's literally GG.
That's literally GG.
Fuck it, I'm doing that.
I'm doing that.
I'm doing that.
I'm not even checking the rest.
iPad, you're telling me all of these four blood sports?
One, two, three, four?
Like this?
That has to be a sign, bro.
That has to be a sign.
All right, boys.
Show the other skins.
What do you mean the other skins?
What do you need, iPad?
What do you need?
I only know.
Keep spamming.
What?
Maybe even faction rule. What are you talking about?
No, it's not gonna be.
I only know Glock Flood.
007
006
0.017
007
So the other red floods from the new collection I don't want to use an op though. I think the op is
it's not
Point for one point three nine
Block point for two point for 20
No
I bet why do you figure this out? I'll roll the first one out. I want to waste anybody's time here we go
First knife winner, again there will be two knives, last chance to sub up 410 times sub
luck, two good knives, I would say two good knives, M9 Damasco steel and
Kranbet Ultra Violet. You get to choose which one you get if you're the first
winner. Second winner gets the second knife, okay? Have your trade link ready
please. Last chance to sub up and use the twitch prime, it's two clicks, I actually
measure my prime so it's a left chance for the second one I'll run it after the
after the trade-up so fast winner for the fast knife you get to choose last
chance to enter I would choose the carambit called me absolutely not
the same value carambit fucking sexy SLW animations here we go best of luck
everybody best of luck everybody rolling and please be ready have your
ready and please type once it rolls you in five four don't call my fingers
shabby don't call them sausages in three in two in one congrats on your new
knife go flex on some more fuckers mr. and mrs
I'm gonna edge it up I'm gonna edge it up type right now if you want he typed
ww to enter if you type ww it could be you I'm gonna go up the name reveals
follow date should show first follow date let's see what is that 2026 he
followed today he followed today if you follow today in type ww it's probably you
not a profile picture and the name is account X 2017 check your account X
but I need your name first
Xalbin
easy here though, else it's a re-roll
easy here though, else it's a re-roll, my head is spinning, I'm not gonna lie
X Xalbin, I gave you VIP's here!
Karamut Ultra Violet or M9 Damasko Steel
they're the same value which knife do you prefer
Habewee
Minimum amount of M9 Damaskos or Karamut Ultra Violet
O.G. the looks feel tested unbox both of these both of these are the same value which one do you prefer and
I need your trailing boys. We have one more knife coming up. Whatever he chooses the other one you guys are getting
Um, but W's in the chat from mr. X X Al
Ben, let me see what we're saying for the trade-up
Ah
We can literally right now trade up to minimum wear gloves.
20% chance for the newest collection aka gloves that will literally be worth a fuck lot.
Or vices.
80% for the Bloodsport collection, sorry for the Clutch collection and 20% for the Dead Hand collection.
Boys and Girls, it's time to lock in. Boys and Girls, it's time to lock in.
Which knife did you choose? Send it right now, please, Karan.
But okay, it's yours. Next one I will get M9 Damascus.
But Boys and Girls, first we do the quick little trade-up.
Please tell me when you're ready. Type 1 when you're ready.
You already know that we are going to be entering the Edge Zone.
So you already know it's only time for one playlist right now and one playlist only.
My edge playlist.
How does it have 100 saves?
Oh hell no.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Weather Centrelink in the chat.
Much love to Sweden.
Much love to Sweden.
Easy friends.
Here we go.
Do I do giveaways sometimes?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Do I do give away sometimes before doing a trade-up on an expensive case to get karma?
No.
I do it for the love of the game.
Here we go.
Gavin, I just gave away two knives, give me something nice.
Check this out.
Where do I put the glizzy at?
The skin that we want, where do I put it at?
Position one or last position or straight in the middle, in the heart of the trade-up?
Call me absolutely nuts?
I'll put it where it hurts the most, and where you feel the most in the heart.
Position number three, which means MP7 Bloodsport low float, which secures us minimal wear gloves.
Double O float, not cheap.
Position number one, secured.
Position number two, MP7 Bloodsport, making sure for float.
Point O one, this is the high float one.
7 already secured position number two locked in the center of the tradeup I'll put what we want
the 20% that hand collection
Glock fully tuned. Ayaya! China has gone over there for this one full anime skin
that we're now sacrificing original owner certificate am I fucking up by doing this potentially
A lot of people dream of owning one of these clocks. I own this clock and I put it in a trade-up
But then again, if you don't risk it
You will never get gloves potentially the fucking blue dragon once imagine a minima where
MP7 blood spots surrounding the heart
006
boom
Last one
007 as well
trade-up
completed
boys and girls
This can be really really good or really really bad. I'll open up the console right now clear it even though it's already clear
Type a message so people can't hack my trade up which they've done before
Every time you open one of these straight ups
It gives you an error message and it says like panorama 5 5 5 if they take the number go into the game files
They can see which gloves you got I'll type out something I will type
That hand dot dot dot.
Console is filled.
We scroll up.
No leaks possible.
Making sure that the threat up is correct.
Blood sports one new glock three two oh whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait wait wait
go private on steam go private on steam I don't want to have anyone leak this
fucking trade up
In three, in two, in one,
Gaben, that hand collection,
the Blue Dragon Gloves, any that hand, it's going to be minimum rare.
That hand!
our destiny is already set we can't change it we can only reveal it so let's do so guys
follow my edge we're gonna get through this together okay we have a lot to reveal it is
only gloves possible not a knife which means it is really really hard to edge
these if I would right now attack from the right side our edge would be ruined
but trust me on this I've done this before please just stay with me okay my
marker doesn't work oh no one of my instruments one of my edge instruments
does not work. I selected the marker and the marker doesn't mark. Not a good sign. Not a
good sign. No marker available. No marker available. I'm not joking. All right. Cheer
me up. We have to attack if I'm not if I'm not mistaking from the top. Because again,
on the right, it shows the gloves. The glove attacks from the right. We have to go from
top to bottom. I'm pretty sure I've never done a full glove edge. I've only always checked
full gloss but never done a full gloss edge. I think top to bottom is the play. Here we
go. I hope Jinxy ain't watching because his lack is fucking terrible. No, no, no, no.
Actually it's fine. It's already set in stone. Whatever's under here got revealed before
he checked it out. Jinxy, let's lock in. Come on. Make the console smaller. Once again,
I'm really, really scared that I show the bottom or the top.
It will show which stuff we have.
Keep going from the top.
We will keep going until we see a finger pier poking through.
Okay?
You will see it in a second.
A finger will start poking through.
Go until we see the red box.
There it is.
Console a little bit smaller, but not too much.
Don't wanna show the bottom.
That would ruin our edge.
Now hold my hand, console, gripped.
Slowly but surely we're going lower now.
Pixel by pixel.
Make sure your DPI is low enough.
We wait for a finger to show.
Wait for the right rotation.
And then we need to see the color.
Don't see anything yet.
Show us a finger.
I don't care which one, index, middle, finger, show me anything.
Any finger works.
Pixel by pixel, boys and girls.
Ooh, I feel like my right hand is cramping up.
I'm not going to lie.
Left hand this many, many times.
This is why I hit the gym for moments like these.
Keep going lower, boys and girls.
And at some point, we will see a pixel.
Any second now.
Did I see something on the right?
I don't think so.
Keep going lower.
Keep going lower.
Once we see a pixel, we know the color of the gloves, and we
maybe no witch gloves if it's pink we know it's vices if it's blue and maybe
the new max when the new dragon gloves new item text any second now right come
on show me a fucking finger where are you where are you
hello what
what is that what is that
Is that white?
Is that white?
There's a new pair of gloves in the newest collection.
I'm pretty sure which is white.
That would be insane!
Oh my!
PLEASE!
There's this!
Nothing else though!
Can it be anything? Oh, I hope it's not old pair of gloves.
We continue.
Please!
Kingsnakes please no here we go I'm gonna go slowly lower please please what
it's full white
said I need these ones right here the blue dragon ones right there please can
it be yes or no be honest with me please is it Kingsnakes or is it one of the
new ones I'm gonna keep going lower I'm gonna keep going lower
Ha, I don't know
Don't show me a snow leopard bro. Oh, I don't see snow leopard. I don't see snow leopard and I don't see Kingsnakes skin or
Going lower. It's fingerless if it's fingerless. I'm gonna crash the fuck out if you know, you know
Pillow punch us that would be good new gloves will be good. It's only 20% for me. What did I just see?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what is that?
No! Fuck! I spat on my monitor.
NAMAN!
Ahem! I'm going a little bit lower. I can't get the perfect frame.
Is that Kingsnakes? I hope not.
The fuck is that? Do you see those stripes?
I don't see none of these stripes here no no going lower oh god I went really low wait
Specialist gloves?
Can it be the pillow once? Yes or no?
Can it be the special? Wait!
Are there specialist gloves in the new case?
Sorry, in this one.
It doesn't say specialist on the case!
Wait, specialist.
wait it's total it's motor gloves going lower come to puppy just be the pillow
once be the pillow once what is that I don't know what that is it's motor gloves
is that good or bad wait wait wait wait wait wait I don't see any motoclofts I
don't see any
I thought it was the new ones. I thought it was gonna be the new ones.
Y'all had me so hyped up, I'm not even joking. Y'all had me so hyped up, I'm not even joking.
Yeah, you ask if it's profit. Yo, I'm about to fucking burp.
What's good, burp?
I mean, like, you know, motto, you're like, you know, you can, you can wear them and you're trying to get a motto, no?
Like that's good.
I'm about to pow you if you keep to what I'm about to pow yo listen here Pavel stop
the whole chat was saying that it's gonna be the new gloves and these are not from the
new that hand collection I mean they're not all good so they repeat that
please I'm they're not old so they're pretty new you know I mean you know maybe
just didn't understand correctly maybe they meant new by not the newest
collection but the new as in you know not old do you have school tomorrow
Do you have school tomorrow?
This is like, you know, maybe yes, maybe not who knows you have school tomorrow, right?
So why talk shit you have school tomorrow
So I talk shit you probably have homework that you have to finish tonight
And you really don't want to do it and you wasted your time watching this me getting power gloves. How does it feel?
funny what
Probably have a great one you do bro
oh my god how much how much W's in the chat for private how much why so more
friends list why so more friends is actually don't know actually don't know
how much how much was the trip why do I see 300 they better not be 300 they
better not be 300 minus 1.5 K T stop
how much was that trade up? how much was that trade up? mods? how much was that? how much
was that? 1,000? I've spent 2,000 dollars on cases and 1,000 dollars on the trade up.
I have one gold in my inventory
Which was a gold that was secured!
And if one of the worst ones possible
No other golds from the cases by the way
Only one from the trade-up which was secured!
And it's a...
I'm not gonna celebrate that, go fuck yourself
I'm not gonna say aaaahhh...
Yes, a little bit
Bro
What?
Good
another thread up please stop actually stop give me a gold profit counter
question good good good good good good good good good good good good good
good good good good good good good good butterfly emirate why am I opening
these right now why I'm opening these why am I giving them even more money
why am i doing this am i am i stupid good good good good good good good if they
fuck me on the trailer why wouldn't they fuck me on the cases which they have all day
good good good good
it says i have 400 on steam talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk
me talk to me talk to me talk to me please what does that mean though 400
on steam what does that mean though what does that mean though
well
I thought it was the new ones. I thought it was gonna be the new ones.
I thought it was the new ones. I thought it was gonna be the new ones.
Profit?
YAH!
No!
Jaddy is that profit?
So high that I'm not even...
Profit or not!
Wait he's not controlling. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I thought he was, okay. I thought he
was beaming. I thought he was beaming. Never mind, he actually okay okay. I thought he
was beaming.
Is he beaming?
He sees those gloves for pretty shit!
No, my mic is full of spit.
Profiter, no! No!
Really?
Okay, you ask if it's proper.
At least it's not love, I'm about to fucking grow.
At least it's bro.
Oh my god, bruh.
Okay, we have the second giveaway.
Last chance to enter.
We can at least bless a chatter. What was it? M9? Yes, M9. Wait, which one did you choose?
What is in the chat? In the chat. He took the Karambit, so last one is M9. I must
steal. I'm not going to wait for people to enter. If you are entered already, you are entered already.
I'm sorry. I'm not happy right now. I want you to land up 15k. Alright, three, two, one.
Aquila, Aquila. W's in the chat for Aquila. I also need your
trailing right now. Mods please send me the trailing that they sent. Oh wait, I can do
myself oh my god chat listen to me bro listen to me do I go for um
need your training a quila do we actually keep opening these fucking cases
until we get a gold like the next time or no like today I'm out of like the
daily limit these these these these these x-rays are not it bro it is not fun
at all not at all bro
congrats GGs bro chat terminals or x-ray terminals or x-ray bro 4l future like
they off it is terminal scene way way the thing is with terminals bro in a
week from now they could be completely cooked by the way much can you send me
the second giveaway winner thingy okay w
cram but boom gg's all to you please accept now boom gg's in the chat boys
there's always gonna be another giveaways like was already accepted mr. Kova
please accept, please accept. Terminals. Check the thing with terminals is bro. Ws. They
could be really, really bad once the price adjusts. You know what I mean? Because right
now you can still buy a gold from the terminal for 250 euros, which is already a lot. But
once Valve sees that they're selling for a thousand on the steam market, they're going
up that price probably to like 900 which is then full fucking like what like
what do you even open them for like what do you even open it for them you know
but yeah boys um I will I will I will see you guys I will see you guys I will
see you guys tomorrow I think yeah I think tomorrow boys I'll see you all
tomorrow thank you for the stream almost didn't go live today almost in good
life felt a little bit in the mood before I went live but bro once once
once we're here it's always a mood because it's always a w because of a
chat like you guys literally literally I was not I was about to not go live
today um that was a great fucking stream thank you for that boys I'll see y'all
tomorrow I'll see y'all tomorrow tomorrow we're gonna check out the newest
knife glove combos I'm not gonna be watching all of Blast Rotterdam right
I'm gonna be in the arena soon does it that she meant I low key have to go but
that's that's in like a week from now so not now um tomorrow the game start do
I watch any of these now right me I want to do other shit I want to do other
shit like these are just group stage I don't really I don't really want to watch
like a vikantivist 9z you know what I mean I think we do our own shit tomorrow
boys I'll see you all tomorrow thank you for the awesome stream thank you for all
the followers for the people stopping by for tuning in and yeah I hope you have a
blessed morning evening night wherever you are should we rate someone let's find
someone to rate and I'll rate someone that we've never rated before someone
with like a hundred viewers or something.
I remember when I received my rates
back in the day, bro, when I was getting started,
it was always like, sheesh.
It was a great fucking feeling,
getting shown some appreciation.
When at the start, your chat is slow,
you start building your community,
the rate can boost things sometimes.
So yeah, let me see.
Chad, do we rate a CS3 more or who?
A CS3 more or what?
What do you want, Chad?
CS?
Cs? Okay, okay. Um, then give me a second. Um, what about? Wait a second. Wait a second,
that I'll find someone now I have to write him again I've read him before but
he's like such a W guy yeah we're gonna rate over to personal I've read it
before bro we're gonna rate over to coach or mojo a grinder of the CS scene
bro he's doing live coaching right now um so yeah oh he is not expecting this um
leave him some love bro he is he is he is a w-man's he's a w-man's you will see
it leave him some love leave him some leave him a follow if you enjoy your
time over there and yeah boys I'll see you guys tomorrow oh this is a big ass
right w guys thank you for staying around so yeah boys I'll see you guys
thank you for being awesome for being the most w community also to the YouTube
chat sorry they don't read you all the time sorry I
check no way we're gonna write over we're gonna write about but I'll see you
know I'll see you guys tomorrow please please please please please we're gonna
write over drop some W's in the chat drop some W cojos and yeah boys I'll
see you guys thank you the awesome stream guys bye bye bye love you guys
bye bye bye join the discord I still mention my discord
Exhibition of discord sometimes twitch doesn't notify boom boom boom