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fuck fuck fuck bro we have a problem boys
bro a package is about to arrive
oh my god bro I just got called your
bracket package in 10 minutes foot
bro I'm not ready bro guys what do I do what do I do what do I do
I can't hear the doorbell from here. I can't hear the doorbell.
Fuck! I can't hear the doorbell from here.
Chat, how are we all doing? How are we all doing? How are we all doing?
Is it here? Is it here?
Shice. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Fuck the delivery? No, bro.
It's a product that I have to receive right now, bro.
Else is GG. Else is GG. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Maybe it's already here.
Wait, I'll be ready. I'll be ready. Give me one minute. One minute. One minute.
Ashley, hold on a minute.
One second, one second, actual one second.
Well, well, well, all right, you know, Mott's remind me to walk on my supply chain.
should never happen bro this should never happen bro fuck bro wow at work
yo yo yo yo yo yo and I'm sweating how we doing boys and guys how we doing
how we doing how we doing hello in the chat hello in the chat guys what is
this new update bro what is this new update do you hear the music yes or
what is this shit bro it used to look kind of different oh hell no can you hear
me am I muted yes okay okay how we do boys and guys sorry for that sorry for
that do you know the guys who always have a fucking 20 minute stream intro that
is not me bro I have to quickly accept the deal bro I to quickly open the
door and do a little trade do a little deal do a little business
More time me to walk in my supply chain though. This should never happen a package during the stream a transaction during the stream
Oh hell no, bro. Let's let's focus on the mornings and on the evenings, bro
Never ever this should happen. I boys um, I'm clip file bro. I actually had to quickly do all right. Here we go
Vape dealer. I'm not a vape dealer, bro. What is with your glasses? They're condensing now, bro
because I sprinted I
I sprinted outside sprinted inside. That's how we play you turned off chat on screen. She's a I
Boys and girls listen to me bro. Listen to me. Listen to me. Am I life late?
Be honest, bro. Be honest. I don't know which times on you guys are in bro. Am I late for you?
Am I early for you? Please be honest, bro
It's this time a little bit in hour to late would be would be nicer. Okay, really really really really I
I agree I agree is 4 p.m. Perfect a.k.a an hour ago or even two hours ago be honest
Please be honest, please and earlier was that earlier?
3 p.m. C.E.T. Okay, that's like what two hours ago
Force perfect I do like the four-hour time zone. I'm not gonna lie. I wasn't that listen bro listen today
We don't try to reinvent the wheel. I it is one of the sunniest days outside
I went for a nice sunny d-walk. I tanked some vitamin D in the morning, bro
The absolute fucking dream live in life
T-shirt guns out guns out
Sun
Pumping vitamin D inside of me. Thank you. I
Love you so much. W feeling fresh feeling
Actually feeling tired not gonna lie didn't sleep a lot
Vitamin D pump in us up a little bit though Alan ring question mark
Nine. Nine. I did have a shower idea today, though.
Actually, no, it was one of my YouTube ideas. This one is not a shower idea, but we're going to be doing Minecraft again soon.
We're doing Minecraft again soon, Chad.
There were some guys on YouTube who made a hell of a sick video.
They put a hundred different horror mods into Minecraft and they tried to complete the game.
I'm going to do that with some friends.
Moxie is already locked. Yuri is already locked. I have to ask Kajel if a schedule allows it.
then of course he's also there. So yeah, that's gonna be nice. That's gonna be nice!
I already told the server guys from Minecraft, so they're cooking, they're cooking, they're
cooking in the kitchen, they're cooking in the kitchen! Sorry. Minecraft Museum man,
that's not a thing anymore, sadly. Let us quickly see how the stream is gonna go today.
I said I would never open cases again with the x-ray. Well, here we are 24 hours later.
to me bro this is my last case you're so loud today sorry for screaming this is
my last case all right after this no more x-rays bro this x-rays is pissing me off
look at this it doesn't say open to fucking open it says use x-ray scanner
I'm not a fucking doctor I don't I don't try to be a doctor take the x-ray
scanner out of my inventory valve please I don't want to do this shit well
let me go live on the YouTubey booby give me one second boys and girls
Give me one second give me one second give one second give one second already see some people in the setting why I don't have another YouTube
I got it. I got it. I got it
Go livey
Go livey and then boom and then boom and then boom and then boom and then boom and then boom and then boom
And then boom and then boom. Yeah, I feel like I'm losing my voice chat. Is that a problem? Mmm?
I boom unlisted. I'd I'd I'd I'd I'd
Kager said he's down to Minecraft have a first-hand when is first-hand and what
is first-hand and why is first-hand? Question mark. How did he reply so fast?
What the fuck? All right wait a sec. Okay go live on YouTube make sure I'm not going
live on the wrong stream key chat because we have some some shit coming up soon.
Ooh if only you would know. All right boom. Okay okay okay okay okay. Bro I will have
YouTube yes or no talk to me chat talk to me what is the first message gonna be
first message decides how my vibes are if it's gonna be some fucked up shit
like hairline or like you look like 1000 pixel then I'm gonna fucking crash
out I'm gonna fuck it am I live I should be am I not
Oh ne pixel touched me
KG boss Zivzi is 7385
Best friend in town I can recommend from Oliver underscore Dow. Thank you very much
We have a donor coming in hey owner
Can I confirm if you use the voting ATHE before I go all-in one-of-one crazy design?
Um, I don't know what I'm using. I think it is voting
Yeah it is. But don't they come out with a better one?
I'll wait you're the keyboard guy again.
Hold on 5 minutes, this is the call track and after the little preferences.
Oh jeepers creepers, oh jeepers creepers.
I'll get to it, I'll get to it.
Guys, I have to check. Keylogger? Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean by that keylogger?
Is there a way someone can send me a keyboard and it registers every key button that I press?
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa woohoo not like I'm pressing anything
crazy but I don't know man no it really can't be worse why is it why is it
lagging I'm about to crash out like Junko it's because I have this tab open
right uh send the clip again here thank you did you can see get a gold
question mark I was a track I have not seen any clips from yesterday I hope my
boy got finally blessed and counter strike because I saw I did watch and play
Valorant and he enjoyed it a little bit much a little bit too much
scheisse and then I was happy as a CS frog after he said all right it's time
to hop on to CS and then he hopped on to CS and opened cases and you open
cases he was enjoying Valorant gameplay and he was opening cases
shit let's see it really can't be worse I wait he got a bowie knife freehand
well is that a knife that he unboxed yesterday oh god oh no trade up not me
Let me see this one first then oh hell no
Yo shut your bitch ass up counter strike. Shut your bitch ass up. Thank you
Tip look at me at all people inside. Did you see it? Look at it. See it. Oh my oh
My I'm so proud of the boys for doing the perfect edge
He's not showing anything at the bottom. He perfectly circumcised the console so it doesn't show
The red at the bottom like it doesn't show it doesn't overlap a lot at the bottom here like it's nice
We see the whole screen he fucking made sure that it's not hackable. He put numbers into his console
He scrolled to the top. It is the perfect edge
But the tip we all know what this means
Oh
Wait, what do you mean am 9 there's an I'm being it's
Is it bowie
Yeah, yeah, oh my oh my god
Hi, best can we get a price check on this I need another condition 70 I can
right now 767 maybe it's not gonna be more than a hundred bucko
just everyone just give me a moment
okay could be profit how much is this this is minimal wear
I'm gonna wear that see that's not what does he mean that's not bad see that's
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
So the trade up was $700, so...
Minimum where?
How about we do this?
The trade up was $700, I'm going to give you a price bracket and you just tell me
higher or lower.
Okay.
Okay, so the trade up was $700, right?
Yeah.
$700.
Lower.
$650.
Lower.
650 dollars lower it's not the time for baby steps bro 625 run a marathon
towards the bottom row you know a I'm gonna need you to like no no no I'm
gonna need you to mute your fucking mark oh no higher or lower than 625
dollars lower higher or lower than 500 it's gonna be a one-hour stream your
shit is worth 50 bucks higher or lower than $500 hello I'm gonna skip $91.42
cents I said $80 I would get off it's not 80 I just like it's just shut up
maybe that's one thing bro this was right after he was enjoying yo you
don't have to do that coach about you you don't have to do that who was there
yesterday in the red bro. Koji Modra, I appreciate the 10. I appreciate the 10.
Hudson and Chad. Hudson and Chad. I hope you enjoyed his stream yesterday. Thank you Koji Modra.
Thank you for sharing the love. Thank you for being your W, bro. Chad, I hope you
realized that this came yesterday after enjoying Valorant, after the allegations
being true of him having E-kittens, his words not mine, every single swift play
game. He was E-dating to the max. He was getting his first ace in Valor.
He was buying a butterfly knife from the fucking shop that reset at 1 a.m. In the evening and he got something nice that even then
I was well like the fucking use PS played a jingle for him
After that he hopped into counter strike and turned a thousand dollars
Into a hundred
No gameplay no nothing no ace no e kittens. No, no, no high-five in the court telling him that he just lost
600 bucks on a one single click
What do you think is gonna happen now?
Which game are we hoping into by the way riot games giving him a fucking riot gun buddy? What is valve giving him?
Fucking slap on the ass not the good kind
Yeah, but it could have been 15k that's all
That's like 10 bucks over there
Oh, I just said it could be
What am I saying?
I mean, how about as we got some selling these knives because like I'm not
So Jinx when you get those knives, I think they're locked. Yes. So you see we got a little bit
Another block what the fuck this is not good
So it says a tradeable slash marketable after March 25th
2026, you know this fucking game. We gotta wait
I
What's up, buddy company is this brown legitimate I
Spent $700 on a trader
Yeah, but really get a 90 dollar knife that I can't sell for eight days. What?
Yeah
Guys not the worst thing because I got
This is bad, and this is him and Lalo
my goodness wait look at that gun oh my god that still looks good oh no no no no no
i try selling that shit then bro try selling it hey you fucking buy the skin thinking that you're
gonna get this and then they hit you with another fucking $50 mother fucking fucking receipt bro
Like another like wanting more money for the fucking upgrades bro stop glazing these skins bruh
Fucking riot right now break up in the office. Oh my god
Nah, at least you have it. Oh my god
No, why does he say it ten times? Why do we say it ten times? Why do we say it ten times?
I've never heard him say that about CS if a CS skin you just said that's 10k
That's so much money, but I don't remember him like yo, that's so nice three times in a row
And I'm gonna be nervous cuz you're watching me bro like I see your skills, bro
See like when I play CS with own a pixel, it's like I'm not really nervous because only pixel snap not
Not good, but road one like it's kind of nerve-wracking bro like I'm trying to play well
Your tense used to ask me for coaching bro tense asked me for coaching bro
who was there what do you mean you're not nervous when when when the person
who's code when the Zen pi is watching the Zen pi is that the right word yeah
right I watch a lot of anime but right now I don't know brother brother oh my
chat do I have to hop into my bro I'm not gonna lie yesterday I kind of
turned on watching bro that shit that shit bro oh my god like bro bro bro
bro I low-key I have to get my rank bro unsubbing hop she chill bro misery
thing for the pran hop in the duality of of og viewers bro some people say
pork knife why are you linking this this is my first face cam stream bro look
Look how weak I used to look there bro.
This was before I was bulking and hitting the gym bro.
Nooo.
Look at us now.
Look at us now bro.
Shit.
Jesus.
Don't say L-voice.
Yes!
Yes!
I have to be silent for my neighbors.
I'm not.
Simple.
We needed that.
Nice.
Sure.
I can't shout because of Navels.
It's 1 am.
2 am.
Well, there was always one girl living below me who went out and boxed something crazy,
right, and I slipped a little bit out.
I won simple, had a crazy highlight.
Five minutes later, ding dong.
Ding dong.
Yo, have you seen the time? I'm about to call the police
Loki fair Loki fair, but she'll act spread
Chalax when simple as clutching simple as clutching same glasses. What do you want me to do bro change my glasses like I change shirts
By the way, how did we bro we did a charity stream, right like look we had 1.5k that's not bad
It was for fall pause bro some animal animal
Animal charity
W chat
I used that money on cases. I'm joking. I'm joking. I check this out. What is this?
Climb these fucking things
Oh my god, oh my god
Okay
Acing on the first day even though in CS he died to bots
Is this game for toddlers?
No front against John cool great gameplay. Is this game?
made for toddlers is there a way where he aces on his first day and see us in a
matchmaking game only one person trolled only one person tried to knife I'm not
joking that she doesn't happen in CS zero chance
Oh my god, oh my god
Maybe it was because of a low look at the HP's look at stable assist
Knowing riot bro probably these teammates are fucking riot employees bro like they snipe this game like making sure oh my god
Like they're farming so hot. They're farming so hard bro and CS is not
Oh
We gotta talk to Bobby bro. Look at them farming look at them farming bro. Look at them farming with ex-vullerant
Good rain
Two tweets was of advice. Yo, if you can't throw the flash, right? Don't throw the fucking flash you guys are flashing me
Jinxie bro they are farming so hard and it works and it works I have to like it
because my boy Jinxie not because Valor don't don't you dare say some weird shit
now bruh and they insta gave him on his first day arrived come buddy bro what
What does CS give him?
What does CS give him?
Check this out. What does CS give him?
No, I have to put my pen out for this check.
I have to put my pen out.
Take this out.
What does CS give him?
The bald guy bottom left with almost no eyebrows.
CS aka Valve.
Valorant, check this out. Valorant gives him an ace.
Valorant gives him a nice
market with the butterfly knife already ready to go
and a reset at 9pm
then the skins that you get you keep.
coaching with tents, two tweets on main account, a riot gun buddy aka they
spotted his account and as well I don't know if you saw this guys there was a
valve sorry a valve lul there was a riot employee in his chat Jinx he called
someone out for stream sniping and the riot typed in his chat give me his
username I got it now check this out that was his first time in Barlow his
fifth time in CS nothing happened the first 5 times. Stream snipers. $5,000 turned into
$100. Not joking. On his first day, while actually having fun opening cases, not the
game, while actually having fun opening cases, getting limited, getting account limited,
sleeping you can't even you can't even do what he wants in that game it's like
it's like it's limited what is it like what you can't play ranked up until you
fucking grind for like a week he has to play wingman bro it's completely
chopped oh my god oh my god what's in left w5 how is that w5 how is that w5
How was that W valve? How was that W valve bro like riot? Oh my god
Of CS was on oh my god
Not gonna lie. I've been invited as well before bro. I've been yo bro like they are locked. They are locked like you're like
Oh my god, and it's a chat. How is it with support and stuff? Is it also kind of like they have an anti cheat? Come on, man
W right W anti cheat. Oh my god stop
Valf ain't making pussy
Wait, what is this you're trolling
No
Favorite what
The clip ends because he didn't do it.
No.
No.
Bro, the tournament, the goals, the falchion now.
here probably this case bold oh my god and this game is unconsol this game is
I just remembered
You can just hop in oh
My yeah, check check listen to me, bro. Why is our company so fucking lazy?
Higher five guys
Bro
It's fun on console yo yo says you yo bro. I'm not fucking bathroom CS, bro
Like come on, bro. Yo, bro. Don't call me lazy now like come on. Let's go. Let's focus on both. Oh
my god
Then play it play what Valor?
Butterfly knife, what is this just got another terminal W. No way. Well, I just realized how this looks like ringing
How this looks like fucking Reagan who sees a chat?
I
Vice I see it I see it
What is that where wait is that a butterfly I know that is
That looks like
Butterfly is bottom of the text, no?
What skin, what skin?
Ultraviolet.
That's too high, that's too high, that's a Huntsman.
Huntsman, Huntsman.
Huntsman, no, that's the ultraviolet.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
Even is not guestfucked.
Oh god.
Huntsman freehand.
Oh no, this one actually hurts.
This one actually hurts.
Because how much did he spend on that?
No way.
Jenna, know it from my moderators, bro.
Moderators do not get paid.
Moderators, moderators get paid a lot.
Like this shouldn't hurt him.
What plugs?
There's no way.
500 on the trade-up, oh my god.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
What is this?
No, that's insane wait they're really nice don't look at it the dragon balls like these are gonna go up
Yeah, but they're for ready three nights in the alien one of the state a hundred bucks time thousand percent, but it's full color
Massive oh my only full color go on that that looks so good
Yo, I don't mind this but I got
I have a wild question right now and I don't want this to cross my lips to be
honest but then again like how much are dead-hand terminals right now dead-hand
terminal boys why six euros is it a new week for the drops or why are people
botting it now or like new weekly drop chat I have a wild fucking question I
don't call me sped for asking this. Are these profitable right now? It's still
the old prices, right? It's the start prices. One of these is five cases, six
cases. So if you get a red, pink, gold, every five of them every 30 bucks, am I
crazy do we see the Roy somewhere they have one point six seven Roy you often
sons of our bro no way yo the fact that there's a point six seven in there I
don't trust you bro pinks and rats more expensive than on Chinese I chop iPad
your iPad you're actually pissing me off bro focus on the thumbnail bro that
makes no fucking sense stop like static one sure but it makes no sense for
the non ones it's a bro don't look at the bio does that makes no fucking
sense. Use VPN. Launch Valorant. The question is how the would be even like figure out the
Roy. Chad, do I buy a lot and just unbox them today? I can deposit later today and I still
have 300 euros right now. Let me buy some right now. Let me buy some right now. So
wait are they gonna keep dropping throughout the day because new new week
new week new drop mmm when are they gonna hit rock bottom mmm let me go like
this
fucking 40 40 shorty all right boom wait they're already going back up again
no let me see real quick if the prices are the chain if the prices are the
same boys because I only think they could be alright to open if the prices
remained the same from the start of the of the release aka gloves costing 150
field tested. Reds costing 30 bucks. Here we go. I need a gold or fucking red. I need
a gold or fucking red. I need a gold or fucking red. I need a... I need a hero. I need a gold
or fucking red. I need a gold... Flurry that offered a factional op for 600. Is Flurry
busting these open right now? Let me check, should it be slash flurry CS?
Let's do it man. Why is he always doing trade?
I've never seen this guy not do a trade up or not open cases while live.
Hi Oni, I'm Flurry Bard, I'm fucking Flurry, but I appreciate the compliment.
Why did they ask him if he's Oni? Good, good, good.
Yo, guys!
Shiesa, come on, give me a fucking red o-ring, bro.
Give me a fucking red o-ring. I just want to quickly right now see if the price are the same.
Or a number one lowest or highest float.
He's the old only. What are you talking about? Go ahead, all right.
Ah, you mean like old before? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before I change.
Oh, oh. Come on, don't leave my address.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Ah, here we go, here we go.
Give me something, mother-sucking nice.
Give me some. What is this?
What is it straight up?
To that hand collections in the world nothing not a beast
What's more? I think is a hype hyper beast might be less than a blood sport
Halchen knife
You
This is a badass, not a badass. This is a bad trade-up
20% to hit the fucking new gloves. I hope he hits him
Deserve for not edging it these are for not adding it to piece of shit
Just because you're rich you think you can't edge
What is what is it bust immediately? Nah, bro. I was getting ready for an action and he just clicks
What is this?
It's the number one skin for 67!
It's 60% before you pick one.
What is it?
It's 60%.
You have three more chances.
Three more chances.
Guys, I gotta say this.
First time chatting.
Mutter this fat, phalarai guy.
You alright, pal? Let's go.
Yo.
Yeah!
Yeah!
It was number one.
I'm just calling the number one.
Life police chase?
Jubal.
But it's hard to get a closer look at exactly what's happening in Illinois primary election results
at least a hand on the wheel there is this real is this life and going at varying rate of
Oh God I don't know how I feel about watching these bro slowly it is a slow chase which is
always a nice chase because it's fair gameplay just went past what I do like about slow
Shades the most is that no one can die hopefully unless that's done shot
on this I want everyone to be safe it looks easy and again just just moving
where are the other cars north heading toward the green Oaks area Terrell you
asked when we started what's taking you to it's slow speed where the fuck are
the cars the fucking highway get cleared by the polo already in police
is somebody confused how many stars as you have see any major we were looking
close up into that driver's side. Don't see cop cars close by. The driver is just facing forward,
hand on the wheel. I'm not seeing any erratic movements and yelling. What the fuck? It causes me
to ask that same question. What did he do? Steal bubblegum? It's just somebody who's confused.
Right. Of course, in a situation like this, you pull over. All right. Why? Why is he trying to
not? And I would imagine that with an interstitial... The window is open, which means for sure
He knows that the police is behind him, but he doesn't decide to stop that something's wrong. Why but we don't know
We just behind the wheel man. Stay inside stay safe. I'll be older younger
We don't know anything about this driver. We're just watching this. This is where you're
When the open equates awareness
minimal
It looks like
Drives to slow bumper damage.
Check, can this car only go 50 miles per hour?
With that collision, which we believe
it's been reported with an Elmhurst squad car, which
is what set this whole thing off, we believe,
in the first place.
The where it was that was driving that vehicle
didn't stop after.
This looks beautiful, by the way.
Elmhurst police squad car driving away and getting
on to I-294, where we now have this slow speed
pursuit involving state police and also Chicago police now in a support you got
fucking false last minimal chop three police cars by going 50 miles power at
last or it's just a recording a ghost half day road I'm assuming we've we've
made progress since then yeah we're further north now you this is the
weird chase of ever see helicopters in the sky you just saw Chicago police
that helicopter also in the sky following this I have the question of
All questions why the fuck is the police not shooting his tires right now move to the north
Bum bum get this guy off the streets
And still tracking to the north
On the tri-state he's doing it for content. I imagine that route 60 you think he's filming a tiktok right now
And we're just gonna woman or man woman or man
Again, believe this started and Benson the alien. I don't see anybody
Maybe it's a fucking Tesla car testing out in life.
And police still working on following and being very restrained to...
But one thing you have to realize, the police window is not open.
Do they have a siren at the top?
Do they have a speaker light?
Slow down.
To get this vehicle off the road and the truck in front of the window.
And as we watch right now, it's kind of a curious chase.
Yeah.
It's unusual to have a pursuit at this slow of speed
We've tried to kind of get a peek at the driver right there facing forward hands on the wheel
Doesn't seem to be behaving erratically aside from this collision with Elmhurst police that we believe
sparked this chase
But in a situation like this you have to be very careful not to to class
Yo, my monsters went to a category can change very quickly correct called just cutting. So I'll be taking the place
Chase for all intents and purposes now, as what we know.
My month of pregnant woman, I'm fine.
Of course, police trailing this video.
But the condition that the driver is in,
what must be going through their car right now,
why this is happening, a film mystery
to everyone outside of that car?
So we're going to keep an eye on this.
Live right now, Chopper 7.
Again, this is the Tri-State Northbound Lanes.
The industry behind this vehicle.
You can, I mean, there's a lot of traffic
behind state police working now.
Do you know what to go on and on, bro?
And these three Bensonville officers,
since this guy's going nowhere,
it's quite a ways away,
and Bensonville had been tracking this vehicle
and continuing to follow.
Let's go ahead and-
Watch out my eyes, witnessing.
As we zoom out, we look at all the traffic behind-
Stop that, you can't make this one up.
This began with a gold colored-
Bro is slowing down the whole city,
coming home from work.
Bro, you're told that it might have been involved
in a police squad car that chased beginning sometime
in Bensonville.
So whoever it is that's driving this this has been out for a movie or something failed to stop
After the collision drove away, and that's what prompted this chase albeit at a very slow rate of speed
We can only guess we've been watching the vehicle move it may be
30 so we got an accident here on the tri-state tollway
passing Willow Road
Passing half to roll off without exchanging security information. So maybe he's like and on probation or something varying the speed a
whole lot there was a very she has to be out of gas right and the car increased
its speed probably a little closer to what it should be on the highway
assuming you're not being chased by state police but slow pursuit these three
state police vehicles in pursuit of this gold Lexus we have Chicago police
assisting in some capacity including with their helicopter it's all grand
why is she not stopping?
Whoa whoa, is she speeding up as much as we can?
That car's shopped by the way, call me not.
Slowest police chase ever.
It's fake.
They say it's not big, are you stupid?
If you live in Illinois, open your door, you can see it.
Guys, this looks like a troll!
Jack, would you call me a pussy?
You saw those cars, like in the back, right behind the police cars?
I would not want to be fast in line and how imagine gunfire starts happen bro. I don't want to get I don't want to catch strays
I'll make sure I'm in the back
This is unlike anything that either you want to catch an Australian
Right, just yet long time
Yeah, late-forced oasis right there. So they're they're at the oasis
I wish we could do a double box with Greg so they'll be
But we'll continue to watch it. We are gonna watch it
And Greg's here with a quick check of the forecast any was that jump right back in Greg. Yeah, absolutely
It was just you look like we don't care right had to warmer days ahead
Shut your bitch. I stopped the whole road. It's what we don't care what degree it is in Chicago in that chopper shop
But also pretty much though. I'm not gonna. I keep on speaking a little bit brighter
So we're getting that sunshine in that I was talking about it was still officially
Mostly cloudy out at Chicago hair those temps in the upper 20s to lower 30s at this point
But notice here off to the south those 40s have so we don't care way in the colder air
Receding back up in the candle up. We'll see those temperatures continue to warm
I can go back like I can go in front like 10 seconds
Now ahead
You're noon, but the problem is there's some rain between now and then that rain falling late tonight early tomorrow
possibly making another wet commute for tomorrow all right all right nice
Chicago and the north suburbs but high temperatures tomorrow worth the price of
admission I'm in that chat chat it's 2.5c
south 40s will remain at the lakefront but then big payoff bro the
65 degrees for the high there and 60 near 70s we roll into the least
okay policias please appreciate it Greg thank you so much thank you back to
this chase that we're watching 294 northbound we went from 10 miles per
hour when we went to Greg just before two miles to our force the way
is travel plazas who are still tracking north here is the police fucking
trolling the whole city of traffic behind them delaying everything all
supply chains and we're trying to get some restaurant owners trying to get
into the city serving customers past the car moments ago they they have
these moments where they're going so slow they look like they're almost
going to stop they can't fit in why not trying to get some kind of police
the driver um that is happening right in the shadow from the sun so we can't see
this person oh she's wearing a fucking mask like you did younger man woman but
something is happening right here hand out the window looks like and there was
a police squad vehicle that just passed it yeah I'm curious where that is
now in relation to the sedan right probably up a head just a little bit
all run Bradley Road we're crossing now that's the Bradley Road overpass
vision lost vision lost chopper giving us a vantage point of what's ahead
anything right now because traffic is kind of a 1000 bitties I appreciate that
and what you're seeing is traffic moving in the opposite direction southbound
traffic and and here is where it looks as though they're about to stop but then
They continue on at this crawl guys. What am I witness?
So every time we think the vehicle is going to stop it just speeds up again. Keeps on going for police are probably
Thinking the same thing. We are right now. Is this about to end?
Check that's a Chicago police helicopter that you just saw assisting state police of course
She's gonna get caught any second. All right, and everyone wondering right now. What's going on?
The more she's delaying this, the worse it gets, no?
How does this come to an end, and is it?
And every time he said it, he said we're getting close.
He's speeding up.
This driver takes off again.
It's an old man.
Looking at here.
So is that that window's down?
Unless it's a mask.
All right, so we know that stop strips are up ahead.
So we know that police now are moving in to this.
But the car is moving so slow right now.
Wonder if the the driver of this vehicle is trying to communicate with officers
Doesn't want to get looked at police officer probably shouting something slow down
These stop strips now trill and we're seeing the police vehicle pulling over there are the others
How do you fucking go through that? Stop! What?
The vehicle goes by. Let's zoom out.
Where are the strips?
Hey, did you just dodge the fucking strips?
Uh, so now it's just a matter of time before it looks like this comes to an end.
Tarot.
Bar the task slowly.
Presumably slowly deflating.
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh, and it looks like it too.
Is he speeding up?
Uh-hmm.
Are we sure that-
Yeah.
She hit them so the the three Bensonville officers that we saw in close pursuit. They were the ones that were setting up
That strip so I imagine that they're loading up and they're they're
Trying to get quickly behind again tire to think that if you're gonna put your stop strips out that there are other police squad vehicles
That are farther up ahead
Waiting to we're waiting for this vehicle to get up by them if it makes it going fast
No, it's hella fucking risky. No, because we all have played GTA once your tires are cooked
up close to the vehicle you stopped drifting like a lot of questions here
about what you're watching live I'm on this chase on on I-94 through the
northern suburbs right now and and still no answers no guidance no idea why this
driver will not pull over America's different I wonder if shit like this
happens in Europe and we just don't see it because it doesn't get televised
and slow down like they just made as soon as you say a live stream out of it
They have to chop us all day
in pursuit
So we we did see I would just just all the time road right here
Again, if you were just watching within the last 60 to 90 seconds or so you saw
Police roll out that that spikes. Oh, we saw the car hit it. So we know that the tires on
This Lexus have compromised at this point
And now it's just the wait to see how long this vehicle can go
How many stars five stars chopper strips?
All already out
Greg's watching next up is gunfire is blinker on
But I hope we don't get there link eyes on me sir. I'm ready the goal with the
With the strip that that car rolled over was to slowly
or he must be out of those tires anything too explosive or too sudden could
cause a crash so they want to be safe about this obviously and and is one
thing that that we can see that many many times where somebody fake
surrenders and police have shown they stopped the police stops they go out
the gun like on the ground on the ground and then they speed up but haven't
pushed that's a classic and then state police behind all of this like a fake
defuse the interstate we haven't seen any traffic crowding this vehicle
crowding police as they follow all just watching and waiting as this vehicle
continues to travel north on the tri-state it has its hazard lights on
right now still moving at a slow rate of speed picking up a little bit now
we're not really see maybe it's a bait and somebody is robbing it back right
now your Janix brawl it's a safety precaution you don't ever know what
that is so fucking clever although what we really
and i just paid some grandpa like why the driver had to go ten thousand bucks boom
i mean he
he's smoking a cigarette
what
oh interesting
um...
yes
you gotta be trolling
windows down
who is this guy
and that's the first real
he's actually smoking a cigar
uh... of the driver in this vehicle so far
we're trying to get a sense for
for demographic is it a lot of more stress when i open a fucking 2 to
like is this guy's went through fucking spikes getting chased by four cop cars
holding down a whole city looks to be an older male we believe hard to tell but
yeah that's what it looks like the police squad vehicle now speeding up the
sqa so this chase again i-94 heading north we're tracking this this live
picture for ten years of prison what a dumbass so now more stop strips being
I'm just as confused as you are.
And again, we're gonna wrap this up for you guys.
We'll still have it on the stream.
Yep, ABC7Chicago.com.
This breaking news continues there.
And of course, we'll see you at noon.
Have a great day, everybody.
We'll keep you posted on what we hear about this situation.
Are you taking the piss?
Colon cancer is scary.
The early detection is key.
A colonoscopy is the gold standard.
Allowing doctors to see colon cancer results.
Where?
Where?
This has to be a joke.
Mottz, who can find the link?
They said it's still live here, where the fuck is it?
You're the god.
You're the fucking god.
No commentators.
Alright, look in.
Put some music in the back.
Chase is still going on boys and girls. I will fast forward a little bit
Check I'm actually confused any cops in the chat
What would this guy get at this point right now after fucking holding down a whole city of traffic after having
Went through spike strips for cop cars on him. Sure pass on him
six to seven years
and smoke in the city
it's a i it's not a
it's
it
no seatbelt
he's just chilling
i don't fucking understand
evading is barely months where it has to be
i wonder what the one-chatter set is true
if this is just a ruse for something going on right now i want to guys not
to keep an eye on illinois news
uh... if like
the louvre is getting robbed or something
his left tire is actually fucking gg
you can see the fucking smoke coming out
Everybody, I'm Judy Sue, and the ABC 7 News, we begin right now with some breaking news that we have been following for quite some time on ABC 7.
You're looking at a live picture from Chopper 7 right now.
Illinois State Police and some local authorities have been involved in this slow-speed...
I thought you were going to take me to talk about the weather.
...on I-294, they were heading north, it's all time.
Right now, you're looking at that vehicle that has been involved in this just...
Wait! Surrendering?
...pulling over that vehicle...
Could be a fake!
...just gone through two sets of stopsters.
Instantly blocked so he can't exit.
I'm still chilling out of the window.
Chicago police chopper has been following this.
What the fuck am I watching?
I'll look at this picture right now.
We knew that Bensonville police were involved
in this slow speed chase.
It happened going out for quite some time.
Did they know each other?
We started picking this up around 1130.
Right now we see the driver being taken out.
We are watching this as you are watching it.
Of course, our team on the 11 o'clock news
had been following this since 11 30 this morning.
What we know is this slow speed chase
somehow became in Bensonville.
There were some reports that this gold sedan
may have been involved in some sort of a crash
or incident with another law enforcement vehicle
that may have been the start of the slow speed chase.
But for quite some time, certainly for more than 30
minutes. That vehicle was simply going slowly northbound on I 294. You see in
that wider picture a number of law enforcement vehicles have been
following it. Traffic just kept to a distance behind law enforcement. Right now
you see the driver clearly being taken into custody. Guns were drawn. Is it
case is not appear that the driver was resisting but we do know that that
The law enforcement vehicles have been following this car for...
Look at the traffic behind them, really?
...30 minutes. That car moving at varying speeds, sometimes speeding up, sometimes slowing down.
At some point in time, the car was coming to a stop, but then it sped up.
What the fuck is America?
Two sets of stop strips.
Your chair is not.
No.
And we saw some smoke coming out of the tires, and that's probably what eventually led to that vehicle stopping.
Now we're pulling back so you can see this back up on I-294, and then this is going northbound
in the northern suburbs, clearly all of these vehicles, they knew what was going on very
slowly northbound on I-294 and this pursuit has been happening for more than 30 minutes
now.
We do not have any information about this driver.
We don't know the age or the demographics or really how this started.
We now know it has concluded the driver has been taken into custody
Without incident that we can see so we will try and get more information for you
And bring a full report for you this afternoon. Yo shout out to have our links this for
We're gonna bring you some other news that's happening here today. It is the day after the day after the
What the fuck was that bruh
ah boys time for some cases bro holy shit that was the slowest chase of ever
fucking scene the most not the most like star chase ever is this what it feels
like when I stole my fucking trade-ups oh my god like bro you think like any
moment any moment now something will happen
smoke in a city oh my god what 30 minutes they did that why
I'm not watching the games. I'm not watching the games. I'm gonna watch them later.
Torsten YouTube? Zybao.
No, no, no, no, no.
Gonna Siggi. Yo, who trolled? Oh my god. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
Yo, ABC, don't strike me, please. Kussey.
Speaking of speeding, look at Discord craft showcase. There's a CSF1 car.
Ooh, I messaged Lando today at Shad.
We got to do some shit type one if you want to see like a chilly Millie stream
Bro, where we like do something. I don't know what though like maybe we just hop in the game
Why not why not why not I'll fucking get him full like I'll fucking yep
That will be nice that will be nice
So yeah, let's see
He's not in the mood this year way what why guys I'm zero into F1 zero. I just know that land of one
I'm not gonna lie. I just know Lando and I know and I know
The other guy with the brats shit car
You should get a Volkswagen
What happened
When was this? I saw a clip of him ending the stream, but a different one.
Oh, this is the one.
Why is the action of destroyed?
Why is it actually going to shed a tear?
No.
But he should be happy he still has a hundred dollars on steam that could still be a nice gold you know what I mean?
Check this out
Check this out. No need to cry today. Why because Bobby is gonna offer me a fucking gold right here
The best gloves in the game for this country price boom
We declined that we tried and boys and girls I want a rat or mother sucking gold
All right
Let me change the title you're my mods going into just cutting that I will never forget that once
What the fuck is just cutting?
bro
And please change YouTube title if you can I don't know how to do it cuz see
again
Do it again gold or red
I sit close to me a fucking gold or at boys and girls. I'm telling you right now. I may be wrong with my assumption
But these may be
Are they profitable? I swear this may be profitable bro. Am I absolutely sped for saying that?
Call me nuts!
I have a feeling because if you get the gold
You pay how much? 200 for field tests that Bobby wants. They're gonna sell for way more, no?
And rats, rats, rats gotta be profitable. Rats gotta be profitable.
Goat, goat, goat right now baby.
Slideth the fucking game and now gold or a rat. I'm not stopping. I'm taking
Again again check. I'm gonna reroll everything
Rats I will take instantly
Statrack, I will maybe not
Golds I take instantly
Pink's
Maybe a reroll check Bruce messages. What am I going to try?
0.42 Statrack baddie in the back for fucking six euros
Let's go
That's fucking profit bro that trades up to the to the statrate op let that summer
What a brucey bruce type bro Bruce? I will literally want to pick you in the tournament like I'm not joking
I would have picked you I was thinking about picking you first. I don't think I didn't think I thought one open case with me
Yo, Chad, why am I still the case guy, bro?
Bro, like, I don't know if I like this.
What can I compare this to?
It's like...
What am I like, what the fuck?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Why did I do that?
I'm actually mad.
I'm actually mad.
I didn't think, I didn't-
Yo-ho-ho-ho!
You saying clip farm is pissing me off.
You saying clip farm is pissing me off.
Chad, there's one thing where I don't clip farm
and it's fucking shit like this.
I want that fucking P90.
Yo-ho-ho! Oh my god.
I didn't think, I was just focused on answering Bruce.
oh my god it's that kind roads bro it trades up to the fucking stat track
block and the fucking stat track off of course it's gonna be profit I stupid
six euros is nothing like for skin like that gold gold gold gold gold gold
gold gold gold gold red yo bro I'm actually mad I'm actually mad
why did just relaxing your stuff I'm not mood I wrote gold alright oh my god
Oh my god, go the red go the red go the red go the red answer
But what do you mean open cases what what is that comparable to it's like
What is that comparable to it's like asking
Give me gold, please
Someone have a funny funny comparison or true comparison
It's literally your job to open games. No, it's not
Actually stop wait, why don't have this fucking this case right here. Give me a fucking bullet wait imagine grab it
It's like Snoop Dogg you want to smoke weed
I don't know if it's that it's like I don't know like bro. Like this is not like is this my one move like
let me um
Let's let's buy some more. Shall we let's buy some more. Shall we steam that hand terminal terminal?
You let me open the curtains a little bit. Don't say I'll vape guys. I'm definitely not vaping right now because I'm stressed
Okay, here we go
um..."
here we go
here we go go! chat, i also want to get my rank today
do you want to see me dominate lobbies today and fucking counter strike?
YEAY or NEYOGE
so the prize went up by a whole euro since i started my stream
alright!
oh my gode why did not buy all of them at the start?
my fucking stupid
Let me just bomb right now.
Boom. Surely they're not going to go higher, right?
Okay, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
I'm trying to open one! What the fuck?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, alright, now I'm crashing out.
Now I'm crashing out! How many do I buy? Here we go.
Good, alright.
Why are your cases not rolling anymore, Hjollj, please?
I don't know if you're rage-baiting or not.
There was an update. Good, alright.
No, I am... We got Bobby now.
We got Bobby now.
Bobby is being nice right now.
But don't you dare get food boys and girls
Bobby and fucking five days from now and I'm not joking when I say this type one if you see through his fucking bullshit
This guy right here. Look where my mouse is in a few days from now once these items become tradable on the fucking steam market
Valve and Bobby will up the prices
Accordingly this four cent UMP
will be if it's on the steam market 10 cents it will be 9 cents or some bullshit
the gold that is selling for a thousand bucks Bobby's gonna ask 900 enjoy your
last moments with nice Bobby before he turns into a fucking bum these may be my
last time terminals I'm not joking T am I wrong when I say this that's
that happened to the last terminal right they just adjust the price to
to the Steam price. Which is nonsense. Like you can't make any profit. So right now it's
like the only time maybe opening makes sense. Go to right, go to right, go, go, go.
Nah nah nah nah. Rip YouTube commenters. What? What happened? Not Steam price. T? Are you
sure? T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Are you sure? We don't know how they do it yet.
But how is it with the other terminal?
Wait, Chad, are we stupid?
We should open the other terminal and see how much they ask for a rat.
WL idea.
And then we see how profitable they make it.
Hold on a second.
I'll buy one right now.
I'll buy one right now.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
That one is cheap, right?
Because fucking ass to open. Here we go.
Boom, COGEN is a terminal. 36 cents.
Let me just buy fucking three and hope for a fucking red or pink or whatever so you can see the price. Let's see
So let me open the shit
Now we know how much they up charge
A purple
M5 1s liquidation where one boys and girls. I'm gonna check the steam price
This is
How much valve once from the terminal skins, let's see how much it is on the fucking steam market
In M4A1S liquidation well 1, M4A1S liquidation well 1 for 3, that doesn't sound too good,
I'm not gonna lie.
M4A1S 321
What?
He literally lose money with steam tax.
Steam price 315, terminal 297.
Is this a joke?
They literally... no, no, no, try again.
It may be a one-off.
Should I be happy about that?
Let's check.
Surely, that's profit.
Yo.
If this is no profit, then we're actually cooked.
You can't profit on those?
One euro profit.
This is a joke.
Gold.
Show me the gold profit.
The reds.
Guys, do you understand how much they're going to upcharge once the steam prices are unlocked?
Am I tweaking?
Declined.
I'm not buying that.
How is this gonna work shut because it's all supply and demand right who's even gonna open these
Sorry people are gonna open them, but who's gonna buy them
If they adjusted the steam price
Do I celebrate
Yeah, right 44 wait 44 wait wait wait wait a second
Weren't they cheaper a few days ago?
Field tested point one eight
How much did I pay for mine?
Motz how much did I pay for my AK? I bought some of these I
Got minimal where for 29 Zubal Zubal Zubal why surprise already up?
Who can find the clip where I accepted a pink I just bought one a few days ago in minimum
wear for 27 yo yo yo yo yo wait wait wait are these is this profitable right now 44
Do they adjust the price based on how many people accept and decline?
You know what I mean?
Like if people keep buying the AK, they're going to go up and so on.
Every denied goes down, every acceptor goes up.
How does that work in a free market?
Where will it end up?
Where are the economists in the chat?
You paid 40 euros for Statrack Field Tested.
Low-key non-statrack is better.
Yeah, I'm buying this one. I'm buying this one. I'm not buying it right now because I want to open way more
Let me get these ones out of the fucking way, bro. How can I quibble quick open these? I can't right? Oh my god
Chat type skip in the chat type skip in the chat. This is the old time and I don't want this. I just bought it for science
decline
Type skip skip skip skip skip skip decline
I feel like I need to set a price for the
Red for the terminal skins then left the steam market run free bet like cases
I
Don't like the idea of buying them in the first place like the skins and if they're saying it's against gambling then at least like
Make them read a profitable, you know, I mean
Time scale does time scale work with Bobby we haven't tried that post time scale 10
Oh
No, all right, that's the one that I want
He's not yapping faster though, right? No
Declan
Declan
Oh
Orp ice cold feel tested 20 euros
Huh the fuck is this scam
profit no it's not who the fuck buys these on the casp of minimal where your
profit doesn't make it fucking double in price bro that is not make it double in
price bro he's don't even try it up to fucking goals oh my god your Johnny blue
but me playing with a six on YouTube saying have a great day hope you get a
gold thank you bro we will get a gold we will get a gold bro hey you know me
Bro, you know me, bro when there's goals to get I'll get him bro real fucking get him
It is fucking time, bro. Lock and bolt. Oh my god. I thought I thought I got another it was the one that already had opened
Here we go
We keep that one and we're gonna I'm gonna buy it after stream or tomorrow when we want some money as reset
Because when I open a lot of these I want to hunt golds not fucking rats. I want to hunt golds
Golds I want the dragon gloves boys dragon dragon dragon in the chat give us the fucking dragon
We all know those gloves type one if you know them, bro the crowd fucking favorites. Look at
0.99 such like this is number one high school wait a second wait a second
Wait a second
Point 990 what?
Do I bite
There's number one by a far, there by a lot, for 30 cents I'm buying them.
Fuck that.
I'll check it, I'll check it!
Welcome to my inventory baby!
Not number one in a week, bro trust trust, I think it may make a week, I think it
may make a week.
I think it may make a week.
Seers float is parked, stop stop stop.
gold gold gold red red red gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
no yeah let me show you the gloves that I want
uh-cha what are they called fucking gloves dry not those those are the ones
that X card right X you see yeah what I called
hmm
cloud shade oh my chat check these out this guy got them in point oh seven
men wear not a single faction who pair yet oh my god am I the only one
break up right now am I the only one break up right now I want to join the
server and check them out in game while I open my cases bro right now let
me join the server from last time boom
Bro those are clean they fit with your sapphire wait, I have a butterfly sapphire. Don't I wait a second hold on a second now
Am I cringe for trying to send my butterfly by the way I have a listen right now
Like okay, I need some cash. Okay. Look here. Look here. I need some cash, bro. Okay. It's for sale. All right, boom
Yes, oh it's like 7,000 euros bro 6,000
Like and I don't really use this knife. I don't like sapphires that much or rubies
I like blue gems. I would rather sell this one by blue gem WL
All right, let me let me check out the gloves. Let me check the gloves
Like I like unique shit sapphires not unique three to one
Oh my god.
How does it look with bluegems it's not going to look nice right?
Uhhh...
I'm stupid right now is it 4-3? I hope it's 4-3.
Oh it's not.
Ah fuck. 6-1 right?
Chat, does it work with bluegems? Yeah you're ok.
It's too bright.
They're trying, they're trying, look at Valve trying to cook Chad.
You see how Valve placed this blue right here?
For sure they did that before K-Sounds, right?
And like the middle text, same color.
But does it work?
I don't know.
Not really, right?
Not really.
all right let me go back to my butterfly bro hell yo yo yo what's good Alex check
this out where the gloves where the gloves give me the gloves that I'm
about to unbox bro give me the gloves that I'm about to unbox bro type one if
you can if you believe that we're gonna get these right now bro why not us why
Why not?
Yo bro, if I get these gloves I'm not fucking selling my butterfly, I'm buying a second
butterfly.
One for G-side, one for C-T-side.
Ah, here we go.
Oh my god, got him manifested.
Yo, Alex, wish me luck on my- Why is X-appos in this?
X-appos, how did you get X-appos?
Dude, you need a pattern 320.
What'd you say?
Pattern 320.
On the gloves?
Yes.
Link please.
Thank you daddy.
Check this out.
Chad watch this bro. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this though.
Watch this though. What if I get the gloves right now?
Pet on 302 whatever he just said. Whatever he just said.
I'm here. Keep opening the same one.
Ah boom.
Gloves, gloves, gloves. Chad.
Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser.
Let's chase the fucking cloud bro.
Let's chase the fucking cloud, bro.
Come on! Oh! 0.98!
That could be back to back number once. I'm not even joking.
What?!
Did I look up the right skin?
Never mind. Wait. Do I still take it though?
Oh, 999? That's insane.
3 euros.
I think I'm going to take it.
Am I too easily seducable right now? Like, do I?
reducible right now like do I should I reroll this and hope for goals let me ask
except us except us do I take a pink for three bucks by the Scott pink yes really
it's on the second rewrite for more on this one or three I would take it and
then don't give away for a red and then hit red and then hit clown chasers
I'm muted wait how can I get these gloves for I sent in chat to which chat this
code but I actually don't see it whether they send it for referee I don't see it
twitch it twitch it can you spam it
aha W celli check this out he says these are the best ones shot he says
these are the best ones and this guy is a fucking nerd this guy's complete nerd
I'm gonna check them out except as much a lot here we go three to one double
dragon double dragon yes double dragon rare or not rare I've seen like maybe
I think too bad what oh my god bro imagine China imagine China bro if you
have these bro your DMs are gonna be failed bro like your superstar she
I want these here we go here we go wait he said take it right he said take a
chat so I paid seven euros for the terminal and three for the p250 so
that's 10 euros I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I don't want to end up
with nothing. We're still gonna find gold chat. We have so many terminals. We have so many
terminals to open bro. I'm down to spend max balance today bro. I don't care. I'm hunting
gloves but if there's a nice pink I'll take it and we can also use them for trade-ups.
Maybe number one highest flow trade-up could be possible for rats. Call me nuts. You
know it can be used for trade-up food because they changed the way flow trade-ups work.
You can now use battle scout ones too. Go, go, go, go, go. Always check the
Please chat and tell me when to stop. Okay, if you see a high-floor low-floor tell me just shout stop it
Okay
Feel tested five euros
Yo, the baddie pink P95 euros feel tested. Yeah, you're near gay
Selle decides yes, Selle
Selle pink
Bubblegum pink the girl
Five euros. What?
I said separate of Peter 15 battle scout for three. She's five
How
They're going to be more for trade-ups know like people are going to do trade-up sure
Wait a second
How what is what is a pink no, no, no check this out
What is it pink from the other terminal tell me right now?
What is it pink from the other terminal ice-colded right check this out?
Yeah, yeah, that's what it check this out and
Check remember you can't use these for trade-offs
So right now I can get one for 10 euros and feel tested if the ob ice-colded is less
Than 10 euros and feel tested. It's a steal
What did I say? Yeah, if it's more you're absolutely clue to selling an ice-cold it check this out an ice-cold it all
Feel tested which doesn't trade up to golds. So it's worth way less. You know that is
Selling for 13 euros right now. Why would I decline a 10 euro ping from the newest collection?
So it's gonna be more than already then the terminal that's an open and the peanut is a P90 it trades up to golds
Sorry for shouting
then i buy them tomorrow and they're still gonna be a lot right right today i want to
farm check this out now i want today i will farm the bulls today i want max money spent
on terminus and just and then i have five gloves ready to be accepted tomorrow wl plan
oh no i skipped the pink to get these i got cloud chasers bro i'm a 40 no no you don't
No you don't, no you don't, no you don't, no you don't, no you don't, no you don't, these are not yours, these are not yours, where do you have proof?
Look inventory, go, go look, go, go, go mother bitch.
Ah, mother bitch not believed, mother bitch very bad.
What the fuck?
Is that again?
How did you get them?
How many engineer?
This shit again.
it again how many did you open for that bro just study engineering yo you're
not answering any questions right now how many did you open for those for
those pair of gloves roughly how many terminus like like 40 what I'm down a
hundred and how much did Bobby want from them for them and where one how
much guess 200 euros 109 euros oh I have to accept it so I have to accept it
so call me absolutely nuts so are you really gonna take a big yes I am yes
I am are you gonna take a pink yes I am yes I fucking am yes I fucking am
in a bro and the week from now we're gonna see where your gloves are gonna
little profit and my pinks are gonna farm my pinks are gonna farm no no no check
that and I'm gonna get fucking the clock chaser gloves right now I'm gonna
fucking double on yasper I'm gonna have all the pinks and clock chasers some
guy spamming in your chat that he just got to minimal that clock chasers
yeah and you're taking big who who
Binky
I like that meme with the dude stopping mining before the diamonds
I don't see him, I don't believe him, I don't believe him, I don't even want to see it, I don't even want to see it
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
It's so long that I have to close the terminal to talk to him
Okay, okay, so, okay
Yo
Okay
I'm going next terminal, that's the right decision, right?
Because then
Because then, let's ping buddy.
Yo, yeah, why don't I just join the private server?
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go it, go it, go it, go it, go it, go it.
So we can still reroll at the end, right?
WL plan, WL plan.
Keep it open, not waste balance right now.
And then either buy them tomorrow or reroll today.
And we're gonna farm golds.
I wanna have five open gold offers,
including Cloud Chasers.
Cloud Chasers are by today if possible.
Go, go, go, go.
All right.
All I want is gloves.
gloves. I've only received one pair of gloves yet. If you wear it there, chat, they are not
nice. I don't even know what they're called. They're called the Wi-Fi gloves. They don't
show up when I say Wi-Fi. They don't show up when I say Wi-Fi, but they fucking look
like Wi-Fi gloves. Look at these mother-sirking gloves. Koi pattern are gloves. Clouds in
the sky are gloves shaped like Wi-Fi. GG. Or should I say 5 GG. Good, good, good.
I like them.
Well, I paid 250 bucks for those.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Do you like them?
More than 250 bucks.
That is my question.
That is my question.
Gold, gold, gold, gold.
Gold?
No.
Gold, gold, gold.
OK.
Bobby, how about a gold?
How about you slide in something that the guy on the
server with me has?
He's wearing cloud chasers right now that he
unboxed.
Why not us?
He said 40 terminals.
Why do I have to open a hundred of them?
Why do I have to open a hundred of them?
And only get Wi-Fi gloves?
Let me see.
Is it because he rewrote pinks?
Is that the reason?
Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser.
Let me chase that cloud.
Who wants to collab?
Barra.
Next.
Gold.
I have two Cloud Chasers.
You're foggy, bro.
You're foggy.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
So we're doing that.
So we're doing that.
Okay.
Okay, a purple. How about a red? How about a gold?
How about a red? How about a gold? Gold!
We go again. We go again.
I got Dragonfist last night.
Alright, I got another blue.
I got another blue.
So let's stop talking about rats. Let's stop talking about golds. Okay?
Please, let me figure this one out with Bobby, okay?
No, no need to flex right now. What you got going on with Bobby, alright?
I know he's fucking cheating on my ass, bro.
I know he's shitting on my ass, offering you guys the best fucking goods in the fucking town.
I want some of that as well!
Do I have to go to the fucking...
to the fucking grey marketplace?
Or will Bobby offer me one of those too?
Oh my god.
Gold, gold, gold!
Gold, gold, gold! Leaked!
First time chatter, he doesn't know! Gold, gold, gold!
Every time when I fucking check out, I hide my screen. Nice try!
Tapping leaked.
Trying to get me fi-
Why is he talking so much?
You missed the low float, really? I hope not.
I tried to deposit more money right now.
Because I'm not joking, I really want to farm gloves today.
I really, really want to farm gloves today.
Yay or nay? Deposit, yay or nay.
Let me call my financial advisor. Let me call my financial advisor.
I
I
Wait, oh my god, I meant to call arrow
I'm joking yo flurry how are you doing bro um what happened you get stuck on some water
yeah something was in the floor bro the um you know it went down the wrong pipe what's
up I hope I'm not calling it the right at the wrong time while you're mingling with
someone I'll keep it sharp I'll keep it sharp okay um I like what you have in your
mouth right now check this out flurry I have a question for you bro you open the
Uh-huh, I'm close. Yeah, you opened a lot of that hand terminates, right? Yes
I speak to me puppy call me absolutely nuts. We have been in the counter strike scene for fucking years
We've seen it all we already have a terminal under the belt, right?
And we see how how valve made the prices after the after the items at the steam market. Am I crazy to say?
That right now right before the items are tradable a K on the steam market
it may make a little bit of sense to open these.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
I've been opening them today.
OK, this is not financial advice,
but I've profited from opening them today.
How do you know?
OK, you're very, very like, compared to Genesis, right?
Yeah.
When Genesis came out.
But you need to understand, the skins in Dead Hand
have more value, right?
Because you can trade up to the golds.
That's what I'm saying! The guys don't understand how much I'm talking about!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
God, finally it has lost its sense.
So, bro, what I would do is like, check, like, go to Genesis and like, check the pink in Field Tested.
For the first two weeks it was just $40. And that couldn't even trade up to a gold.
So if these skins can trade up to a gold, they're worth more.
I don't understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They say financial advice.
No, no, no, no.
I'll give you another call, but and then maybe somebody at your door. All right flurry bro. Keep it easy
I'll keep it easy. Hey much lover and Joe whatever you got going on with with you know, all right peace peace peace peace
Hey, in November, you know, what the fuck is this celebrate your two-year friendship anniversary?
You can you send send me a gift. Yeah, I'll send you a gift. I'll send you a gift wait
I'll send you one
No, I got you, bro. It's like it. Let's celebrate, bro
Wait, I got you, bro
Boom.
Yo.
Alright, okay.
Yo, hey, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
Okay?
Thanks for picking up.
Take care, bro.
Peace out, bro.
Love.
You know, you hurt the guy, bro.
You hurt the guy.
I think it's time.
I'm fucking going all in.
Oh, no.
I'm disgusting for doing this.
But I never should have added a payment method to my fucking steam
Like it was always full cancer for me to get balance on steam so I never got balance on steam
Like I never had a payment method added. I added a payment method two days. It may three days ago
I'm already down like four thousand euros on my on my private bank account. I'm not joking
What? An unexpected error. Don't do this. Why? I tried to deposit a thousand euros,
It didn't work
Let me try 500
NINE
Is it because of the chat when did I open?
Is it a deposit limit or spending limit?
Like the the daily steam limit because I hid it yesterday, right?
Is it depot spending yesterday I hid it for spending is it both?
Just buy gift cards
T would gift cards work nine right because it's T saying it's spending and deposit so it's the same shit
Yeah, when did we unbox yesterday at what time?
I mean I still have a lot here we go
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Timeout what's happening?
Maybe I just got heck and that's what doesn't fucking go through
What happened is steamed down is steamed down
I'm in your Pablo don't say that
Gold maybe they glitch in a gold maybe they glitch in a gold gold gold gold gold. Chaser. No
What the fuck was that? It's just your steam client bug it out. Do I try to deposit a gunshot?
Maybe it was that. Let me join the server again, right?
Uh, fucking here, here, here, here, here, here.
Check your dragon, Loreal. Stop, stop. Actually, don't make jokes like that.
Oh my god.
Ooh, I still have the same combo.
Sure, just give me those dragon chasers.
Just give me those dragon chasers.
What are you guys doing? I'm gonna leak all your clouds! Yeah!
Alright, sorry.
Uh, okay.
Check this out, check this out.
Well, okay. I would not be surprised if your bank calls you one day saying hello.
There is a very suspicious activity going on.
Let's go explain us that.
What's he talking about? What's he talking about?
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
Cloud Chaser, Cloud Chaser, let me chase those clouds.
Rah, let me chase those clouds bruh. What do the clouds say today, bro? Let me blow some clouds while chasing something
Oh, no, no, no, no, we don't do that gold gold gold cloud chaser gloves now
I'll take it I'll buy that later. I don't want to spend my balance right now
I'll spend it tomorrow because right now I want to spend all my balance on fucking opening golds
and then I'll buy them gold gold gold chat lock-in gold gold gold
bara gold just hit the spotloss place yo yo yo guys please stop flexing your
unboxers I'm happy for you though gold gold gold let me get them to let me get
I
Would contact steam six months ago. I got the same error and kept getting to a messages that someone from Romania
I was trying to change my password just stop bro
Bro chillax, bro
All right, wait, let me actually try to impose it though
Let me try again
So I go to this I
I go here, and then I go here, and then I go here, and then I try this.
Do I message C.S. about this?
Do you think they would fix it for me or not?
Fucking Valorant?
Absolutely D1 glazing Jinxie once he hops in game, like...
I can't even fucking open cases in C.S.
Do I try?
They will tell you you're an addict, actually.
It's your bank notes not it's the steam limit every account is like a 2,000 euro spending limit daily
But Bob knows that I'm not it that I'm not addicted like I don't need that restriction bro. You know what I mean
Like I don't need that restriction
I'm not like
gold gold gold
Gold gold gold gold gold just give me the cloud chases, please cloud cloud cloud
cloud cloud cloud we want the cloud we
want the cloud it's made for you and
that's not good good
cool it cool it cool it that's three
blues in a in a row four blues in a
row can we create that up to something
else
why five i don't say that cloud chase
a cloud chase a cloud chase a gold
do i even buy these right now i don't
want to waste my balance i want to
spend it all on farming golds i think
i keep this open as well like i don't
I want to waste 80 cents. I want to open more.
I want to open, open, open.
Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold, gold, yeah!
It's not in a gold war. Us.
State of NY is coming for you. Your act for you, stop.
0.79, number one highest. You already own the number one highest. Decline.
Cloudchaser, cloud!
who just shot at luck I thought this was the library I'm trying to open some cases
who's doing this come on for your gunshots again i will crush us it was all quiet before
epidemic joint just saying epidemic yo shellach side else i get an admin to kick you bro
he's the owner yo i'm gambling in peace right now leave me out
w w bro there's people right now polluting the noise uh noising the pollution
No, how do you call it? I don't know. Opening.
For holding the air, dog!
Nice pollution. Gold, gold, gold, gold. I'm ready to do business, Bobby. Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
Gold, gold, gold.
How about you give me Gold Junior? Let me talk to Gold Junior.
Right now.
I need a fresh unboxed
Cloud Chaser.
me a gold gold gold right now we roll not highest flood not lowest flood again do it
again gold actually that loves yesterday how about me how about us good
no gold gold gold right now
gold gold which epidemic is also opening if he yo epidemic on the same
server right now if he gets cloud shares are gloves like it yo yo yo then
I'm very happy for him gold gold gold oh my god I'm calling it right now he's
gonna shout in a minute from now. I got gloves guys gloves. Bro it's gonna be some sick ass gloves.
Yo and I'm oh my god and I'm already really really happy for him. Goat! Goat! Are the
chance one of 100? Yes the same as the case. Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat!
Contact me off Cloud Chasers. Yo I want them straight from the source from Bobby Bro.
I'm not trying to pay a thousand right now for Cloud Chasers. I'm trying to pay 200 for
of your tacit and I want them self unbox I want the little symbol at the top
which says it's yours gold gold gold so you're only gonna offer me blues huh
really this is grog fully tuned good it last right up to goods golds it could
be good yes but I don't want to be the guy that gives you you know advice on
up and down nobody knows up until they hit the market you know gold gold
Gold gold. Slider than Bobby, please.
Perfect. Declined.
Gold gold gold. Why are you leaving them all open?
Because right now I'm just hunting golds.
I'm buying the terminus for like ten dollars each
and I'm just terminal maxing.
I want to open as many terminus as possible.
I want to open as many gloves as possible.
I don't want to buy the blues right now. Why?
Because steam balance is limited, you know?
So these four cents, they will go towards the next terminal.
the WI plan. Golds, golds, golds. It's gonna be hell of annoying though, tomorrow, to like
accept all of these. Because the animation is so long. Blue Maxing! Ah, what's this?
What's this? Gold, gold, golds. Okay. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. Gold,
Gold gold
Give us the gold. Do you want cloud chess a minimum where yes off actual now?
You're happy anything good yet
No, bro, I haven't even really started up debating how long it's gonna take because I bought a hundred
It's gonna get an hour right
It's gonna take about an hour
TPM how many tournaments you can do per minute
All right, okay. Are you opening the right now? Yeah, TPM. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just counting which ones are you?
Oh my god, that's so sexy. Yo VQ. You're also gonna open
Yo
Yo, what is the server? This is like the attic meetup. I check this out guys. Let's all get cloud chasers at the same time
All right. Hey
Whoever gets them first and like let's just be happy for them. No jealousy in the server. Okay?
There's no room for jealousy. Okay?
Yeah, okay, let's go best of luck guys best of luck
Okay, good luck. Good luck guys
Here we go. Give me the cloud chasers, please cloud chasers, please
Good good cloud chasers cloud chasers cloud chasers
Let me chase those clouds
Let me chase those clouds with my boys
Back to back purple no blues in this one. How about a good?
Good good good
Good good good tpm or like tph. What does that mean you mean power chill bro good right here?
Barra
Oh my he bought a hundred what the fuck gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Yo, I hope my steam engine is gonna get a limit unlocked good good good good good good good good
Okay. Try to have a question. This is only a question for people who open a lot of cases.
Anyone else won't know the answer to this.
Does the balance limit reset on the minute?
Like if I yesterday maxed it out, or like deposited at 15.55, does it get unlocked at 15.55 or on the hour?
Does it get rounded up?
It's exact minutes. I love to hear that
Minutes okay, so when did I deposit yesterday chat?
We're rolling ask gorg
I'm joining you.
Yo, this whole server is damp.
Yo, we gotta hit some gloves now.
We gotta hit some gloves now.
Somebody hit gloves now.
This is absolutely diabolical.
Gold, gold, gold.
I mean, bro, this is crazy.
We have like five people opening at the same time.
There's gonna be some gloves in a minute from now.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
Slide it in, Bobby.
Bobby and Gabe and I know you work together bro. I know you two are business men.
Let me join the business. Let me join the business. No.
I'm running out of time and I may have to play the game after this.
Nine. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold.
Slide it in. Please.
Bobby, please. Don't maybe play this game.
Gold, gold, gold.
Did I miss any golds?
Not yet
If you joined a minute later though, yes, you would have because this next one is going to be a bullet Bobby speak to me
I'm going to decline, but I'm going to accept the offer why because it's going to be cloud chase the gloves now
Cloud chaser cloud chaser cloud chaser were fully charged up and so is Bobby and so are the gloves. Okay
I'm not even asking for just cloud chasers boys. I'm being a greedy asshole today
I'm asking for cloud chasers double dragon pattern two and one thousand patterns have the double dragon pattern give us the double dragon, okay?
Bobby I'm one of the few people on earth who can handle two dragons. I got a field test at the clock red
I
Love all our reactions five seconds delayed because we have to close the terminal
Except us congrats, bro
Thank you. Are you gonna buy those though?
Nothing
Stupid you should buy them. It's they're gonna be profitable
All right. Yeah buddy, how about you open some instead of speaker or something?
Yo, is this thing any good?
What?!
OOOOOOOH!
Jackpot!
Never give up!
Never back down. What condition and how much?
Oh, I don't wanna talk about it now.
You should point 0.99, bruh.
That's good though, right? Because Bobby then wanted to weigh less, no? How much?
Uh, 50 GBP.
What?!
70 bucks. Wait, 0.99. Is that number one? No, no, no. This is high, not 0.99.
W, bro. Congrats, man. That shit's going in the trade-off, for real.
Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. Yo, this feels, I don't know how this feels,
Chad. This feels right and so, this feels so right and so wrong at the same time.
Like, I feel like this is something you do with your buddies in the evening,
but you shouldn't maybe stream it, you know what I mean? Gold, gold, gold,
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
if you have like what like six people
opening these right now better than x-ray
bro this is way better than x-ray
100% gold gold gold
especially because every click is one
what happened
ooooohhh
good shit
point 26
how much did you pay
75 years
profit congrats bro
You see Majumbo five of those five of those trades up to the new fucking gloves, right to feel tested minimal
Where so you spend how much on that right up like 400 bucks?
That's absolute like that's gonna be profitable for sure China's gonna go cracked out on the straight ups streamers as well
W bro
That's your mark payment, okay?
huh
Here we go
Good good good good. I told him to buy them. I'll see what if you climb
gold gold gold the payment is advice gold go yo am I getting camera for being
an asshole gold go yo Bobby Bobby Bobby chill bro like I'll take it I'm not
gonna buy it though I'm gonna buy tomorrow I need to gold smacks today
gold smacks we take that for sure though gold gold gold come on show me the
show me the golds please okay okay you're about to hit gloves tagila on
everything okay I have the cloud chases and minimum where if you want them
contact me yo yo yo bro bro bro China is gonna offer you fucking $2,000 or
something I'm I'm trying to get them from Bobby right now I'm not gonna lie
gold gold gold if I don't get them myself then I may contact you but look
I want to get some myself
Because it also shows you the logo at the top right that you unbox them
I look you want original ones gold gold gold imagine double dragon original owner gg
alright
Gold gold gold mean on a pixel need to be stopped for real vince and we need to be stopped right swear, bro
Modern you and I need to be stopped gold gold gold slide it in okay
Okay, okay
Well, you can add the gold, gold, gold emoji.
I saw it yesterday on somebody's channel.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Yo, wait, I'm running out of terminates.
Yeah, well, good luck with your terminates, guys.
Thank you, bro.
What did you get?
Nothing, nothing.
Just the old bro, I'm banked up now.
Fuck, bro, I'm also about to run out.
Steam is limiting my ass, bro.
I need them today, I need to keep going. Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying. We lost one soldier.
We lost one soldier. Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. Suck! I mean, I have to buy that,
I have to keep it open. Two more terminates, lock in. I hope I can fucking deposit now.
Don't you want to do train-ups from red to golds, not from pinks to reds?
What is he saying?
Is he talking to me?
Gold gold gold, gold gold gold, he said something was trade-ups, look here I'm locked on the golds, golds nine!
Gold, here they're trolling you, oh my...
Bro, I'm already getting trolled by Bobby, why am I getting 2v1 bro?
Look at Kanh-Han-Dal right now, I'm 2v...
Oh my gosh...
this is not my last one is it this there's no way this is my last one is it
yo I steam better lets me deposit one thousand right now no no no no they
better let me deposit one thousand right now wait I still have some money on
steam though even if they don't let me deposit let me buy some right now
What is this price?
Why are they going up so much?
And then let me try to deposit chat
Would gift cards work and no T right because it's it's the same as spending limit, right?
Let me try.
Says please wait a few minutes and try again.
Does payment method matter chap?
Like if I try another method?
No way right?
Maybe I can deposit less.
this
the art
shut the fuck up you fucking let me try this real quick
Let me try this real quick, okay?
You can't see my screen, right?
If you can, I'm completely cooked.
Get him off to get your main you with it to clear the storm.
Okay.
Okay.
What oh my
On and then it's same shit same shit
It's the daily steam limit guys it's the daily steam limit but I will get unlocked tonight
at some point or like it could be any minute now literally because yesterday we opened
around this time never played CSGO before what's the special about a gold?
Yo how did the body art?
I appreciate the 1000 bits.
What's special about the gold?
It's like a collector item.
It's like the Chariz item Pokemon you know.
it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's worth some money it's it looks nice it's it's it's it's
it makes you play better gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
oh my gosh yo bro chat if i'm running out of them i have to play the game
They said it up on L be honest. Oh my god. No
What does she say I have that info for your own account you can use
Wait, I have an alt account. No, bro. No, no way. I'm fucking opening on alt account
Would that work
Can I have two accounts with the same info?
Or do I get banned for double accounting?
Yo, no, no, no if I connect the payment of my alt account, then we're actually code like my bank
It's gonna out
My bank my bank is actually gonna drain. I
Should not have the connection between bank and CS. Oh
Gosh
The thing is I'll stop opening these once Bobby will ask ridiculous prices like it's just today and tomorrow
Guys actually if if I keep going crazy after after
The price increase then somebody like keep me in check, please. Okay, somebody like have a hold an intervention, please
Gold gold gold. You just got 1000 bits, bro. What are you saying?
one thousand bits is one terminal bro I appreciate the one thousand bits don't
call me a grateful but what do you mean bro but you're talking about altecote
maxing it out yeah you won the mr. Beast event that is true but then again I
have to give away the milly here we go go go go it's not good gold gold gold
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold right here wait were they opening the whole
time your boys are you opening the whole time and not getting jack shit as well epidemic
yeah yeah vast that ass that ass epidemic is where he's in the locked in the iPad
I think right now he doesn't want to exit animation. He's going for the re-roll
Good good good tables are not
No
Yo guys have a question
We have an answer right before the question. Okay. Everyone in here is kind of like a collector
Most people in here. So is it worth
Gambling for the gold gold gold to get the certificate. Is that worth?
Instead of just buying it.
I think it's a lot cooler I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I do too. I do too. Like having my own pillow punchers or cloud chains are better than buying it, no?
Chad, we're talking about this right here.
Yeah, for sure.
If you unboss it yourself, it gives you the original owner certificate.
Loki was such losers. Like it's this small little fucking thing.
Does it even say in the Steam inventory or only in CS inventory? Our own ones.
I think it's only in CS inventory, but no, they could add it. Bro, they added the GG, no?
What do you mean GG? No one's gonna overpay because you unboxed them.
Yeah, no, but that's not the point. That's not the point. That's not the point.
Why you say GG?
It's to put it in the showcase with a little logo.
Why you say GG? Like someone's gonna overpay.
This is gonna be for you.
No, but it's gonna be Gigi my fake account bro, you saw me?
Wait, you got the dead patch frog, what the fuck?
Yeah, of course. I have 1x on most of the agents.
My little thing.
They got manipulated I thought bro, they're sudden individuals bro, holding a lot of them.
Yeah, sudden individuals. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, we both actually have a lot of them.
Wait, really?
Okay, W.
I hear we go to about those ages ago. I knew they would go up though. Like it makes sense
Here we go
This one still open right?
You're so bad at opening these just open the gold. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying
I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm crying
um
Good call steam support bro, I wish I wish
Shut the fuck up you fucking
You cast my star I knew you were a dog shit at CS but you're even worse at opening cases
Keep it up uncle hate from all street yeah
Go, go, go, go, bro we need the fucking Cloud Chasers boys.
I'm not stopping until I get Cloud Chasers, I'm not even dropping.
I may have to go on my alt account.
I may have to go on my alt account bro, may is my favorite month.
I may have to go on my alt account.
Fools.
Fuck, do I play the game on alt account chat?
WAAAAAAAH!
BOOM!
Well-worn rep, 80 euros!
Jackpot!
The op.
Turn up fuel, turn up fuel, turn up fuel.
Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm buying it tomorrow, bruh.
Today I'm just gold-maxing.
I'm telling you today you have to gold-hunt max.
Yeah, yeah, let's go up there before we go trade-
Yeah, gold max.
We going on.
We keep that up in the bag.
W chat! W! That's fire mo! That's fire mo!
Gold, gold, why is it so dark today? Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!
Calm down buddy, I invited by mistake.
Is it actual Furious?
Is he live right now?
Is he actually playing off stream?
What the fuck is his name?
Oh it's Gorge.
Whoa, I almost declined that, I almost made the biggest mistake of my life.
Whoa, hello?
Oh my, why is your ass so fucking loud? Hello?
No, you're not loud at all.
Why did you call me?
I don't know, you called me apparently.
Ah, because you invited me. Why did you invite me?
Yeah, well that was a mistake bro, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.
You wanna play with me bro? I'm busy right now, I'm so sorry bro, time is running by, I'm not gonna lie.
Right now the carry airplane is not at the airport ready to the departure bro. I just played a game
I thought right like crazy. I don't need a carry ass right now. I'm so sorry, bro. All right. Yeah
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Also, oh no congrats on the gloves you got today. I heard they were very nice
I hope I hope you lose your game. I hope you get stream sniped right now
That's impossible. I hope you get stream sniped. That's okay. Tell me if you win this game. Yes or no afterwards, okay?
Yo, I got the I got a new dust eagle
Why are you breathing?
That's crazy good. It looks very nice
Yeah, but it's the part you're a purple. Yes
It's in battle spot. It looks so it was just nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice
You enjoy that I enjoy that enjoy that all right peace out peace out. I got some good
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I don't talk this purple chat gold gold gold. Please give us a gold give us a gold
I need a goal to back my words up nine wait. This is my last case. I should have never talked shit
Oh my god
Gold
Do I try to deposit again, I try I try
It has to reset any moment now, right like actually
because yesterday I deposited earlier than this or around this time let me try
again try again call seems about guys I don't think you can call steam support
right it's I would trust me I would
huh it's working a hundred words how much do I try how much do I try I try
thousands I'm a greedy little bastard a hundred would go through right now I
I think
Please
Please deposit
Three to one nine a thousand didn't go through a hundred would have gone through what do I do chat?
500 who just gifted subs
Yo, Kajonetes with the fucking tan. I appreciate that, bro. I appreciate that.
I'll open some more terminals because of you. Thank you, baby.
That's the fucking chat. Let me try 500. Let me try 500.
Please, please, please, please. I need this.
Gaben, I need this. Please.
No. 500 didn't work.
Maybe my strat is just not working, Chad.
Like I'm doing the biota strat again. Let me just try to deposit like this.
Imagine a hundred doesn't work anymore now?
No, a hundred should work. Let me try.
Oh my god, I'm such a bum for depositing again.
I sw- I swore that I would never like do- do this type of shit.
But then again, I only do it when it makes sense and right now it makes sense.
Like Bobby has some decent ass prices, bro.
All right boys a hundred has been deposited I'm trying another hundred I'm
trying another hundred pre G in the chat pre G in the chat I'm gonna keep
trying the hundred method until it breaks and a broke it looks like you've
been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours please wait a while
before trying again. It doesn't say a minute anymore. What the fuck? A while?
Huh?
Chat, how long does this last?
And don't lie to me, please.
Oh my gosh.
What is this shit, bro?
A while?
Let me close my curtains. I need to calm down bro.
20 seconds, 10 minutes.
Chad, hear me out.
Do we go a little bit OG vibes? What I always used to do, aka
buy cases, aka terminals, we have 100 euros
and then open them every single death
And every single time there's dead air in a fucking match aka we double-task it we double-task it
We do a fucking we're being maximum productive getting our rank and premiere while you're opening golds
While opening goals yay or nay, okay
Good good good
Let me see how many tournaments I can buy. Oh my god, that was actually my last one. So steam that time time
I'm gonna check.
I'm gonna check.
How many is this?
15? 14?
13.
W.
I can take it. I can take it.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, check this out.
Mods, prediction on game win-loss.
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
CS changed where you can't play the game anymore and only open cases, boys.
I actually thought right now I had a fucking nightmare or dream.
Look at this.
I thought inventory loadout store news.
I thought CS changed it to only cases, bro.
Holy fuck.
But I'm on the server.
Yo, guys.
Um...
I could open a lot of cases right now, but I actually want to play the game right now.
So I'm gonna do that right now
So I'm gonna play the game that's opening some cases, so I have to leave this over guys. I'm so sorry, okay
Okay, I'm gonna miss you guys. All right. Yo, best of luck with the goods. Okay
All right, the train is departing guys the train is departing don't miss me don't miss me too much except us
Don't miss me too much. All right. Bye. Bye
Peace out
now though there's some real friends here we go check this out boys check this
out check this out now you're not ready bro you're not ready you're not ready
weirdo I'd wait wait I have the wrong knife equipped Chad which knife do I go
with you know what's crazy since when a black parts more expensive than fucking
sapphires I checked the market this morning when I listed my sapphire sapphire
lists for five six point five K butter and my butterfly sapphire nine K I
swear blackboard used to be way cheaper no oh is it only in CS2
since CS2 really interesting let me apply fucking butterfly blackboard I
guess since that's the King in town huh and fucking gloves okay do I equip the
new gloves sure sure sure surely
so fast got cooked in CS2 yeah shut up and keep gambling I need the dopamine
you know bro you need help bro I'll open some in a bit but chillax chillax you
get some dopamine through me hitting fucking ace clutches right now bro hey
y'all know y'all know hey if you've never seen me play you've seen me open
cases right good after good after going check this out you're not ready for this
bro when it's not about randomness but it's about skill where we need a good
map I will crash out if it's not a good map I need fucking dust 2 in my veins
right now all right look how I've persuaded the team into picking dust
2 I have to use a voice changer don't call me crunch hello team yo guys let's
actually try to play dust 2 okay ban and fennel and ban nuke and
overpass leave dust to open is there was map and my best map I'm facing
level 10 on face it well you're still banning and all the other maps good boy
good boys all I can say honey that's too for me come on come on buddy stock and
play gear he's German why is it always
CT
that's wrong that actually makes me mad right now I thought I was getting I thought
I was getting ready for a fucking WS fucking map.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Chad thoughts on the knife glove combo?
Here we go.
I'm not bad on ancient.
I'm not bad on ancient.
Do I go full screen or full screen windowed?
Hello team.
You're playing out.
We broke up on the wrong foot brawl, okay?
I'm not gonna be toxic to your bitch ass, and you're not gonna be toxic to me.
Okay, little bro?
Last chance.
I'm playing B.
Come on.
Jett, I actually need to win this.
This is my qualification game.
Mods changed title to something like, what is it?
Uh, opening goals while carrying Premier.
While getting from yelling something that I'm trying to put your head so poor. I don't need more than that check this out
Nothing be I
Like this team only focusing on the comes the only shit that matters right now
W animation skin no much show how can I open the foster set I need to open them way
play foster bro
it's ok guys
you're playing game, where are you from bro?
are you German?
come on dude
beat me
bring me
thanks
Golds.
Golds, given I'm having a tough game, give me a fucking gold.
Shoot me up, as I uninstall your fucking shitty ass game and play Valhalla. Valhalla. Valorant.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold. Again, do it again. Give me a gold.
Give me gloves. Give me the fucking cloud-drag gloves. Cloud-drag, cloud-
Oh my god.
Haros
Yo Papa where you from
Yo Papa where you from
Wow nice country bow beautiful nature now mountains
So sexy check such out
I have to use the voice changer, bro.
I also got a stream snap.
Speed.
What is he doing with the shotgun on long range?
This is stupid.
Nice.
Bomb the ramp!
There wasn't an R8?
No shots.
Are they trolling?
Let's hunt this guy down.
Bro, I can't do the voice today, Chad.
Nice.
Am I gonna get gloves? Which gloves? Which gloves? Which gloves? Which gloves?
Good ones or bad ones? I hope good ones.
good ones bad ones white ones ultra violet wait ultra violets those good or
bad I forgot check the clip in a second I've watched this chat I'm literally one
of the best scouts that's alive right now
It's alright. It's actually shotgun I told you.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
Chief.
How do-
He's cheating.
Chief.
It's because I'm not full screen. It's because I'm not full screen. My game is lagging.
My game is fucking lagging.
Oh my!
Minimum wealth!
Holy fuck!
We're rich!
You're EP!
EP!
Yo!
Minimum wealth on those!
Bro! Yeah!
Shit, those are really good, no?
I swear, people call them the budget vices, bro!
I mean, fuck, budget... vices drop, but...
These are like super low supply, 700$, that's the profit deluxe, no?
To look at China, bro.
I think they're gonna sell for 2K.
At the start, not later on.
Am I right or wrong?
I think I gotta open more.
every time I die remind me to open 3k easy
It's probably a...
Mid!
You get the perfect time, so he doesn't...
I don't know.
Ah! Yo! How hard!
Okay, I should see that as a positive. I get to open another!
Gold! Gold!
Gold!
Apricot's got some gloves. How about we get some gloves too? Minimal wear cloud rakes
Minimal wear cloud
Seven euros we keep that on hold go again go again gold gold gold
Don't serve
hmm
Yo, my friend from Kazakhstan bro, how old are you?
Me too, bro
Check this out
You see I insta die
Your freezer are they cheating
You play like Jacob without glasses. What does that mean?
Gold gold gold
Slider than Bobby. Noo!
Statue like Web 1, 6 euros.
Baby girl!
Nah, we're farming.
Yo, Piper bro.
Do you have any pets?
Like a cat, a dog, a donkey.
Anything?
What?
Do you have any pets, bro? A cat, meow, a dog, wow.
Do you have?
No.
No.
I'm trying to abuse me gonna be help
Watch me!
Watch me!
Throwing flashbang!
He doesn't have an axe.
BOMB BOMB BOMB!
Matidoum!
Didn't know you had that perk
Gold gold gold
Gold gold gold
With somebody gold gold gold with somebody no
Oh my god, I just realized this there's some tech to these chat look I can press the mouse and you need to hold it a lot
Right, but look look where my mouse is I
Can hold it at the top of my screen
That changes everything.
Good job, team.
Wait, we lost!
We have the bomb!
I have to play, eh.
I have to play aggressive, Chad. Check this out.
I have to take the game into my own hands.
It's slipping. It's slipping out of control. Check this out.
Bomb a bomb a come please
How is that impossible
There's a beta by the bomb
Like cheese in the mouse
Yo Miko, Miko you have a mic? Blue?
And green, Miko blue and green, you have a mic?
No mic!
Three kills?
No impact? No mic!
Green please.
Shit.
Check this out.
I'm looking at now.
Let me actually look in for like for the chat.
I got you boys.
I want you to learn something for CS.
I'm cooked.
Me?
I'm cooked.
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
me
good
chat stop stop i don't know what happened bro i don't know what that is not going to happen
worst in the grand money wheelchair yo bro that is not going to happen again
i that is not gonna happen again my game was glitching and it didn't register go
good good you're actually trying yo yes i am bro that was pattern six seven i should have that
oh my god we're so bad we're so bad puppet how can we win this game bro your clubfragging how
my friend from Kazakhstan how can we win this game bro how are they cheating or are
we just bad enemy cheetah or we bad
Puppet
I got you
Fuck
Yo family, thanks for the fight bro
Hotz in the fucking chat
Throwing the grenade
Donut, donut
Coming, coming
I'm running for Puppet
Already A
Oh my god, they're no use
I'm trying turning your monitor on.
My round.
He's got to be low, right?
Get him low!
They're sniping me?
But how are they sniping me?
guys focus focus guys maybe we try something different bro it hasn't
worked for eight rounds in a row let's rush middle come somebody middle with me
rush middle rush middle we can find entry in middle come come come blue come
don't stop don't stop I'm gonna flash behind us okay just keep looking keep
looking now nice
What flanking a what flanking? Yeah, oh my god
In this mode in this mode on everything
I'm not cheating guys, no.
Oh my god, I'm him.
Last from CT guys.
Nice!
Oh my god.
Papo, can I get a nice job?
Popo, can I get a nice job?
Popo, can I get a nice job?
Please.
Can I get a nice job?
Please.
After the elbows, people, it gets it done.
You don't know that's the end?
Yes.
No problem.
Pro thinks I want to drop.
Here we go. Check this out.
I'm blinded by the monsters.
There was a defensive smoke.
It was a good smoke, bro.
You don't know how to play the game.
I'm so ass
Planting planting
There was a defensive smoke it was a good smoke rock you don't know how to play the game
Push together push together. He can't kill us all he can't kill us all
Nice diffuse
G-H in the end the chap. Goat, goat, goat. Goat, goat, goat. Goat, goat, goat. Come on.
G-H should I do it with furos after this? Or should I look to another one? Goat,
cool it cool it like I actually want to get a good rank if you may get mad at me
though guys we have to do something here let's rush out on a rush out on a
now rush on a don't stop and don't be scared we have the biggest tax
I'll push up
Push, push, push
Push!
My bullets
Where are they coming from?
One, one
One, one
I'm coming
I need the cloud drake gloves.
Bobby, speak to me.
Oh ho ho ho ho!
No, Stetra glad to scout.
That may actually not be worth it.
I'm not joking.
No, don't celebrate that chat.
I think that's bad because they can't trade up to gloves.
Because you can't get served gloves.
Guys, we run it back to A.
We run it back to A.
They're never gonna inspect the double back to back A.
Go A, go A, go A.
Popping you up there bum-bop come and don't stop remember we are him me we are
we check this out just push don't be scared
It's an army.
Plan, plan, plan.
Oh, it's easy.
CT, CT.
That's a lot, isn't it?
Not CT. Donut, I mean.
Nice!
Oh my god.
Do you think we can win?
Yeah.
Okay, I believe.
Purple, do we go A again? Or do we try B?
Purple, A or B? A or B?
Go B, go B.
Go B, go B, rush B guys, rush B.
Now they think we go A again, but we go B.
If Molotov, I smoke. If Molotov, I smoke.
I'm gonna come, push, push, push
Push, push!
Shit
Help, help!
Dead, dead!
Is this a T-Side?
Nice, play the FenceF, play the FenceF
Check the soundshad, they're coming this mo-
Wow
Didn't hear me
One coming
He checks my corner
Diffusing diffusing
Not diffusing
No open the wrong one I
I need to open one before
what am I watching?
I don't want to chat, next game I'm not going to change my voice
wait where you want to go?
B?
okay B, B, go B, go B
wait you said middle B
what the fuck did he say?
He's at middle right?
Go middle guys, go middle.
Don't be too late a little bit.
Ah, it's nice.
From A to Z.
I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready.
Who's the man?
Guys, guys.
My bad, my bad.
Oh my god, I trolled so hard.
Because of us questioning the comms.
Yo green no disrespect, but you're bottom-fragging your 3k. Can you drop me in a cable?
Green can you drop me something an ak man?
It's okay. Can you drop me mp9 mp9 mk10 mk10 mk10?
You're the best you have the actual best both. Thank you guys. Let's go a let's go a
But careful they may push again
Nice go out there go out there come on
pop the show go go go what
Freaking ones you got this how the fuck did I look
hahaha report it I'm actually get back live did you report me stop that
Yo, yo, you have no right to type yikes, gold, gold, gold, check this out though, hey, I might not be the best gameplay and the
But when it matters the stuff that actually matters aka opening goals
Making money. We're here. No, we're not gold gold gold
guys a feels easy and you know let's be real let's be real we had a sloppy take
and we still on that ship rush a again rush a again the a rush has never not
worked why would it not work now look in
perfect you get entry middle and then you come a let's go
careful for molotov you need to smoke the molotov if they molotov no molotov push
oh push one more reset reset reset reset reset
hello there's my help
Trabby thanks for the twitch prime 11 anything for the nine months I'm still
got it what because I open a case what do you mean by just got crushed good
good good good what is that fury clip good good good good good
Come on Dragon Cloud Gloves, Dragon Cloud!
Hmm, how did we lose that?
That's my bad guys.
Um, okay, no it's fine guys.
Shiesa, how are you so broke blue?
Alright, come on, we got this boys, we got this, we got this.
Let's just play slow, okay? Play for entry, they're gonna push somewhere.
Play for entry bro, don't take any utility damage.
If you hit a damage on an 8, you're a loser.
Don't do that. Let's go. We're better than them.
Okay, slow. One pushing cave!
One pushing ramp and cave.
Cave.
careful cave purple let's double peek three two one
I'm lagging ramp one ramp one never mind guys we have to go be I think let's go
be let's go be one in the middle let's go be
ramp corner
really bro this is a joke they're winning they're winning they're winning
they're winning the string snapping I have to open a case I actually have to
open a case please tell me this please tell me this is into the sound of the
good and the clutch nine point six seven
oh you got me chopped up W Miko you're the go bro from bottom fragging to
being the fucking playmaker Miko you're the fucking goats oh my I love you I
actually love you right now thank you what the fuck you just brought me
Okay
What I was gonna ask for here we go
Let's keep playing like that play fun tree
We just fucked them with the lobe I remember that what stops us from fucking them now with a case careful public don't get entry
Nice let's go be let's go be
Yeah
Throwing fire!
Throwing fire!
Throwing fire!
I've got hooks in the hangar.
Three, two...
One run!
I've never lost these.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
how did we lose that? how did I lose that?
not bad guys. fuck. it's still fine. 11-9 guys. win this round with 11 team. good.
let's not go more. guys now we rush A which they will never expect. rush the fuck out
of A. rush the fuck out of A.
somebody has to smoke the molotov if they have one. that's fine. we just rush it.
We just fucking rush it. Come on. I might be pushing careful
Let's go. It's just a smoke. I'm gonna flash up through look behind you now. Let's go
Nice, you are the stream snapping how there's so many on a I killed one
She's simple. What's good, bro? Good gold gold
9
I'm sure this is the win
Oh my god
That's right Puppet, don't be sorry
Fuck
Another 1v1
Puppet? Do you have girlfriend bro? Do you have girlfriend or wife?
Do you have girlfriend or wife?
Puppet?
What?
Do you have a wife or a girlfriend?
How?
There you go, there you go.
So cute.
I don't understand.
Let me lock it, let me lock it.
Let me lock it, let me lock it.
So cute, bro.
Check this out, check this out.
Careful!
Boost me, boost me!
Green!
nice!
maybe k.a.s careful
yeah i'm down for the long guys
nice
At least we had a fuck ton of fun.
At least we had fun.
is in the game
oh my god bro how did we lose that game bro
how am I gonna get fucking
30 kilo he's in the game let me guess he's losing
I need more money right now, I need more money on my steamer cone right now, right now.
Right the fuck now.
I need to open another terminal, another terminal, another terminal, another terminal.
I want fucking terminals on deck.
I want to open gold after gold after gold after gold
until there's no fucking tomorrow type one if you agree
yo if this deposit doesn't work right now I'm gonna fucking crash out bro
I have no happiness that I from the game because I lost the game
so right now I really really need this to go through bro
really I really really do
no no no I don't I don't I don't want this to go through I need this to go through
three two one I'm trying
What am I listening to what am I listening to I'm trying to deposit
What does that song mean?
Chat 100 euro works again 500 didn't work fuck it we go bit by bit
We walk the steps. Oh my god. My bank is asking for double confirmation
My bank just asked for double confirmation on the positive team. Who just who just did that?
Hi-Vice! Yo, yo, yo. That's in the fucking chat. I'm sorry for your trade-up. I saw that shit. I saw that shit.
Can we get a fuck-gabin in the chat? Write the fuck now, bro.
A fuck-gabin in the chat for what he's doing to Junko and for what he's doing to Hi-Vice.
And for what he's doing to fucking me today. What the fuck is this?
I've also been getting fucking rinsed. I've been opening terminal after terminal after terminal.
And all it gives me is terminal sadness.
Another hundred euros depositing it actually works it actually works boys and girls boom
It's asking for double confirmation again. I fucking double confirm
All right easy. We got fucking we got fucking dead-hand terminals on deck on
deck
What second one didn't go through GGA shouldn't have celebrated early
Shouldn't have celebrated early
come to puppy come to puppy come to puppy and they dropped in price oh my god
this is like Christmas the things we love things we love oh oh oh oh oh oh no oh my god oh my oh my I'm
actually coming oh my god go go go oh my oh my god oh my god doesn't it be
quick it doesn't be open I'm not even mad about it go go gold gold gold gold
alright what's this I found a glitch in the matrix do not show this to owner
otherwise he's gonna be annoying my ass for the like for so much time look at
look at this guys look at this shit look at this shit wait what how can you open
how can you open yeah I can do this shit I'm calling 9-1-1 I'm not even
joking that's not allowed wait what I found a glitch in the matrix how let
Let me guess bro, he used his fucking, like fucking,
that's his Turkish fucking bank account or something.
What the fuck?
How?
Gold, gold, gold.
Bro, we want me to add his Turkish credit card to my steam.
Mmm, gold, bliat.
Should I do a play another game?
That should just fucking fried me, bro.
Like, I need this too.
I need this too.
chat premiere on matchmaking like I can just hit global and vertical right now
if I get another shit map I'm gonna crash out premiere so you don't just want
me to gamble with fucking cases you want me to gamble with fucking maps and
counter strike. Guys, I'm not joking. It is a massive difference for me. Like Mirage,
my day is ruined. That's true. I'm happy. Let me take a Regencer right now. Let me take
a Regencer right now and then we hop into, we'll see. We'll for sure hop into some
golds. That's for sure, bro. That's for sure. All right, give me 30 seconds and
I'll leave you with a nice ass on
We do some NPC radio right now, I'll be every I'll hurry up. Oh, it's messaging
Okay, not sweet about 60 seconds. I'll be back make sure to go back on YouTube Gigi very
Prediction months very
Let's hit it.
Let's hit it shut. I just want to open some cases right now, bro. Yeah, but yo
If I would have to play right now another non
Good map, I would literally like I would actually be in a bad mood chat. I would literally be in a bad mood
What is that? What does that mean? What does that mean? What do I do?
low-key I just opened some cases right now just like that right low-key don't
want to risk breaking the mood bro like this is rip the vault why why why why
api just got another pair of gloves let me join the server let me join the
server no way no way
Most change shuttle to what we have before course see
What
Flourages told
Someone just wait. I can't say it. No, I can't say it. Oh my god
Most right to say something in 30 minutes when people forget what I said that
Right suck suck suck
jet apparently like somebody posted about this on Twitter apparently if you tell
steam yo I want my account unlocked I want like to deposit a lot more like
they let you I don't know is that a thing like bro that would be fucking
insane. Imagine you don't have the fucking steam limit.
Um... Epidemic?
He's fucking closing the terminal.
He's locked in. He's mid-terminal right now.
Oh hell no.
Yeah, Epidemic, I know you can hear me.
I just came back after absolutely dominating one of my premier games.
No gold, sadly.
But about which of my top my jungles no yo yo Alex how many goals did you get apart from your fucking dragon clouds?
Zero bro. I open like 15 so far nothing
epidemic skip the pink though
What are you feasting you got the fucking budget prices, which is insane minimal wear GG
Do do in chat exclamation point TC space at the
Holy fuck yeah
Wait to actually clean
Yeah, it's good bro. It's good dude. I just got the cream pinstripes. I'm only like 30 terminals deep
Oh, I don't know, bro.
What is cream pinstripe?
What the fuck is that?
Are those gloves?
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a bad pair.
They're called cream pinstripes, bro.
Cream pinstripes.
Let me check it, let me check it, let me check it.
Cream pinstripe, cream pinstripe gloves.
What?
CS2.
Yo!
Yo, congrats!
What condition?
Yeah, yeah, quick 120.
Uh, uh, FT.35, 120 bucks.
Not too bad, not too bad.
You coppin' him?
You coppin' him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll cop, we'll cop, we'll cop.
Mm, kind of, kind of, kind of.
Check, check.
Wait, this is your third panel?
Because on first day, you also got the fucking 80 gloves.
The boob ones.
I think it's my fourth now.
I got the, the, um, no, no, it's my fifth.
It's my fifth.
I got the chocolate chaster field and, uh, broken towers as well.
Wait, where in the chocolate just feels anywhere also?
That's too many.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I slow?
Fuck that.
How these guys on the sixth pair?
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal.
Nah, bro, congrats, congrats.
Bro, I'm trying to get my second one.
What is this shit, bro?
I only got Wi-Fi gloves, that's it.
I need those dragon gloves.
Yeah, I'm not gonna spend them enough.
Yeah, dude, the dragon...
Double dragon on them.
Double dragon on them, please.
Stop it. Stop it.
I'm gonna cream.
I'm gonna open some here as well.
Let's look in let's look the fucking night if you get something Alex if you get something if your bum has get something
Bro, yeah flexing other people calling the ass and see us. Come on. Gee, you know
You said I didn't carry my premier game, you didn't see it. I'd just seems unlikely, but
You're good luck with your cases, bro. Yeah, thank you
Come on man. I check this out. Check this out gold gold gold
Slideth all fucking and saying nothing. Slideth all fucking and saying nothing Bobby. Come on. Let's Bobby
Let's make music together, bro
Nice to meet you Bobby. How are we doing? How are we doing Bobby?
Okay
Gold gold gold is that gold in stock for me? No, okay? I try again. I'll ask again. I'll ask again tomorrow
Fast forward a day boom Bobby. How are we looking? Okay?
Yo Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby can I get the cloud
tracks oh step track we keep that on lock we keep that on lock they want to take
fun again now brah I'm just a little sleepy today I'm actually a little bit
sleepy good good good good I just meant live one thing golds brah I'm not
And so far I've gotten zero what I wanted to achieve today. I have not achieved yet
How much was that
Another pink chat these are farming for euros for well-worn we buy that for sure for sure
But we need to check these for goals first. I want to gold smacks today not just one gold not just two three goals
Okay, doesn't look like it gold gold gold. Maybe one maybe one
I would be happy was just out rice. Oh
What's going on right now? What's going on right now?
Back to back to back pinks back to back to back pinks
Where's the goals?
dream luck
Gold right now
Maybe my offer limit is wrong.
I'll put it at 900 just to reset it one time.
Just to reset it.
Oh my god, I actually have an idea.
Wait.
What?
We take that.
Wait a second.
If this is going to be alright, I keep that limit.
Or pink.
Good.
Alright, check this out.
I'm going to reset it.
I'm going to put 150 and then I'm going to put it at unlimited.
So then it registers the gloves. Check this out. Boom. Of course it blew. I wanted that.
Now I tell Bobby to go to the max. Go to the max. My fucking money just hit my bank account.
I'm ready to purchase something expensive. Now Bobby knows. Now Bobby knows. He thought
I couldn't afford it. I showed him that no I can't and then yes I can. Now he knows.
I mean, here we go.
Okay.
Gold, gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
Give me the cloud tracks.
Not goofy gloves.
I can't even celebrate goofy gloves.
Only good gloves are wanted and needed.
I have to go deep into my playlist, boys and girls.
Oh, you know what I want to listen to, bro?
I need some German luck in this bitch.
Quick little 990 love columns.
Why not?
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
not gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
gold, gold, gold.
Bobby?
Everything's clear, let's do it like this.
Check this out, check this out.
Handshore?
Handshore, handshore, say it with me Chad. Handshore, handshore, handshore.
Handshore, handshore, handshore, boom.
Gold, gold, gold.
Slide it in.
Handshore and gold are gewollt.
Right?
Now!
We do the trick again, please be sure of this.
When you click on the iPad it leaves a mark.
You see that?
We leave a mark on the left finger, on this finger, on this finger, on this finger, and on the thumb.
All five fingers are activated now. Check this out.
Now Bobby knows that we want a gold. Watch this. Okay.
Gold, gold, gold. Gold, gold, gold. Gold!
Gold, gold, gold.
That's better. What is purple in German?
Lila, Lila, Lila! Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, GASTERFUCK!
Nine.
Gold, gold, gold. Epidemic got fucking two golds already.
Can we get one too? Can we get one too? Please!
Nope.
I'm happy for epidemic.
But I want some cloud rakes.
Those are not cloud rakes.
It's not a blue, which is good. Thank you, Bobby, but...
graded up to a pink graded up to at least it wasn't an on-site trick bro give
me a gold gold gold gold Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby had a feeling don't
know why boys how's it looking I'm listening to Chinese affirmations and
spamming criminal I just got a pink though I think it's working
What the fuck did he just say?
It's looking dry right now, it's looking dry.
Yo, he's listening to a lot.
I need to get another one.
I'll buy you a red, a red.
I'll buy you a red.
Good, good, good.
I can't stop the animation.
I want to talk to my boys,
but I have to be climbing off of them, Bobby.
Good, good, good, please.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Chinese affirmations.
You'll find it off on me.
Fuck, man, that's unlucky.
What the fuck are Chinese affirmations, bro?
I can send any to your channel. You ready? Dude low key, unbatched methods. Some dude in my chat sent it to me. You gotta try it
I've got like two things since I started listening to that
Link please, link please
What the fuck are we talking about?
Chinese affirmations in your house. You don't you don't get it. You don't get it. No, I get it
I know exactly what he's talking about. Where's the link? Where's the link? I don't see it.
Mots put the link put the link. I don't see it. I don't see it
the fuck are chinese affirmations
I sent it in your chat only I'm probably not gonna be able to see it
you're the gold, thank you bro, thank you
yeh, good luck, good luck, good luck
every day, little by little, sooner or later, you'll be able to go out of the sky
my game crashed
today, we're back to our action nation game
listen to me
the chinese affirmations crashed my game, I'm not joking
fuck is this
You can rest, but don't give up.
Let's work together.
You can listen while working.
You can also rest.
If you choose the latter, please stop.
I'm confident.
come on good good good Chinese affirmations for the cloud drag gloves gloves gloves gloves
good good good let's do it for China right here she she Bobby she she Bobby don't do that again
Bobbi Ni Hao how are we doing okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Really bro really? Bobby?
Woji Mac Woji Mac
Bobby
She's a good she's a
This is not working bro. Yo, this is not working, bro. This is not working, bro
I'm not gonna lie that didn't work bro I got four blues in a row the second I turn on Chinese affirmations
Well when you when you start going to the gym you come back home right first
session you expect to be buff or what
I need the Chinese affirmations as well. I need to move on from Britney Spears.
Okay, I'll make you a Chinese affirmation. Bobby? Shishi?
I'll just leave my neighborhood into your system.
Bobby, come here, please.
gold gold gold
and b, my mango V transaction got put on hold
cloud track only
yeah that's the classic
cloud track
boby cloud track sheen
are he close are he close
i got blackout
what if it is
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah who's talking who's talking
i got close bro i got close
are you trolling us are you trolling us are you trolling us
I'm on by him, I'm on by him real quick, I just gotta do my-
Buy them, buy them, buy them, buy them, congrats, congrats, congrats, we're rich!
Oh my god.
That's my boy.
Why are you guys not saying congrats? Are y'all jealous?
I was the only one-
Get it back, get it back!
Wait, wait!
Don't, don't, don't!
I think he's throwing, you think he's throwing?
you think it's rolling?
What are you inspecting, Exapos?
These abs.
OOOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh my god, the black books!
Wait, what, where, where?
How much? How much?
320 dollars!
Not a bad price!
What the fuck, that's good.
Yo, we're rich.
check what are they called penis pattern maybe wait it's the ones with the
cock fight on it's coming it's coming clean those are clean those are clean
show the pattern for the pattern let me tease you ass let me tease you ass
equip equip I got him I got him no no penis is not penis check no cock it's fine
though still good glove it's still really really clean bro really really
For 300 bucks. Oh my god
Let's go, bro. Nice. All right. All right. Like guys back to work back to work. Let's go
Sorry, yes, sir
Was she my gold gold gold, please Bobby Bobby
What I've registered in May of register now
now
but we're hoping for gold
we're hoping for gold
not just a paint, not just a rat
but a gold
I stopped going to the gym because I see no progress
are you mad at me?
Wang Jin, Wang Jin, Wang Jin
Huang Jin, Huang Jin, Huang Jin
1G, 1G, 1G
Wait, 1G? 1G
1G
Please
1G
6.67
Guys, I keep getting fat pinks but I want
I want golds
1G
1G
Please, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
would call it 1g1g1g.
Now, guys, this could be a good sign.
We're not getting gloves right now
because it's loading up the greatest gloves of all time.
I wouldn't, hey, what's better, getting three gloves
by now, but all of them are kind of mood,
or getting cloud drags, cloud drags, double drag pattern,
fucking minimal wear.
Oh, fact, you know, why not?
What stops us from doing that?
You know what I mean bro?
Delusion now.
1G!
Gold, gold, gold, now!
I want to be a buddy!
Gold, gold, gold, no brother.
Slide it in, now!
Battlescap point for eight.
Not the high slot.
go it go it go it slide it the fucking if they're all just standing there
Shut the fuck up, you fucking...
Opening time, and we'll...
Wait a second.
Yo, stop slacking!
Back to work.
Yes, I was like...
All right, look in.
Go, go, go!
Come on!
Go, go, go!
Bobby, please!
Slide into my inventory now!
Golds, golds.
Golds, golds, golds.
Bobby?
Bobby?
They call him Bobby.
Dealing weapons and other bridge.
Real identity not known.
Estimated to be 30 years of age pushing 40
Delivering the greatest deals of the country. Come on
Chad, did you know that Bobby's sold over in a picture of cloud dry gloves for 500 bucks in minimum? Yeah, come on
It's real
It's real
It's real
Goal it, goal it, goal it, 0.067, now!
Am I unlucky?
What?
Extra lag!
Viper's putting something into my armor!
Oh my god, how is that an issue?
Wait, so they just reset the map?
What what what what? Okay, so I got the fuel tested clock, right?
And I don't want to roll it do I roll it nah
Well, I don't want to buy the glock. How much is that? Okay? I got a few hundred and twelve dollars Canadian
Like $30 USD few just a non-satrack
I think that's a buy call me nuts
That's a buy?
Yes, but don't buy it right now!
Today you gold splice, and tomorrow
It's on my fourth outfit though
So I could, I could re-roll it
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No bro, even if it was faster before you take that
I'm not gonna lie, I think it's gonna
Epi, that's gonna be more, no?
Yeah, yeah, I think so, I think so
Like even first off or you would take
Oh yeah, he's great at being something else
Take the reds, take the reds
Yeah, even if you're floating really fast
Yes, that would be good, that would be good
Take it, take it, but don't take it today
Like you can, you know like you can spend all your balance today on the golds maxing and then you accept the rest tomorrow or something
I think that may make sense. I don't know
Okay, what if I spend all of my money on the Turtles and then I take a loan out to buy the skin?
That's what I'm saying. That's what we should do
W voice thank you thank you
good good good okay stop talking guys back to work back to work
good good good good good good good Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
they call me mark they call you Bobby was yeah mark
good new owner over here
does he play matches are only gambles if this guy's
action of clip farming and a in a fall if this is like his first day here right
now or like a week if this has followed age less than a week then I may have to
actually stop right now
oh god
Yeah.
Gentlemen, I have an announcement.
I have an announcement.
Everyone please close the door.
Everyone please close the door.
I have an announcement.
The tables are hot.
What did you guys do?
The tables are hot gentlemen.
What did you guys get?
Sport gloves, blaze, field tested.
No way to get out!
I'm not going to get out!
$160.
What the fuck?
That's insane!
Wow!
Let's double mine!
We'll have mine in-
How to give you such a lot 160 IP
Yeah, 160 and to be precise that's a hundred and sixty seven it's hundred and sixty seven insane
Is it because other people didn't accept it yet like the ones who have the off open that's so yeah, maybe maybe yeah
Holy fuck anything under 200 is cheap. No for field tested. It's
Yes! Of course!
What the fuck?
Bro, China's gonna eat them up in a week from now. What do you do? Like, 100%
We have to realize, get one thing, we have to realize, bro. The fucking prices are gonna shoot up
I checked the terminal, the one that's already out for months, right?
I checked how Valve prices the items and they literally unboxed a pink from the old terminal.
Bobby offered it to me for 10 euros. It was worth on Steam.
13 euros. He's literally turning into a scammer.
He's turning into a scammer once the items become tradable on steam your gloves that you're getting offered right now for 200 bucks
He's gonna want fucking 602 days from now take him right now, okay?
Take him right now
Rises are already going up dude yesterday. I unboxed this your point zero six faction new a k crane flight for 70 euros
And I think today like last offers that I've heard of the people are getting offered like 170 160
say seven years like shit is going up like I don't know but everything else is
going up
all of you just did chat he got spotless place for 150 bucks holy fuck that's the
best of five since so far I'm not even joking skip max wide around a hundred
You stop tea stop you can't say shit like
Huang Jing Huang Jing Huang Jing
You can't say shit like that bro
Yo, why is this hype friend not stopping choo choo? Sorry, I'll never do that again
All right, let me upload some more balance guys. Let me upload some more balance, bro
Like I ain't playing around right now chief. I'm playing around chief
No, no, no, no, no now we're maxing our shit out today
Hell no I'm testing bro
No questions asked right now hell no
Bang thinks I'm getting scammed no I'm not I mean yes, I am but willingly
Accept accept accept
All right plus 100 check I'm gonna try again. I'm gonna go until the brakes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're nature. Do that. Yes, I know
Keep going until the brakes yes or no I agree
Like it actually makes sense right now. I mean if I would get some goals
It's looking good. I think we're getting 200. I think we're getting 200. Oh my god, please
Please 300 please 400 please 500. Let me get 1000
Wait a second
200 inside 200 what now it's saying error doesn't let me one more doesn't let me do one more
Oh, what is this song?
Oh my God!
Maybe a third one?
Scan that shit, scan that shit.
Where are actions in my bank account going down really fast?
Why's that?
It's because everyone's here holding knives. We're not holding guns. We're not holding skin.
Another hundred!
Oh my god
How much did you pay for the for the purple gloves epi there's seven thirty seven thirty ends of you
Somebody got offered the field tested once for 95 usd
what
Wow, wait, wait, wait, which one's ultra violent ask him when ask him when please god, that's crazy
Think I'll go in low epi ask him when
ask him when I can't I can't talk again right now ask him when no oh my god
no one pulled out the gun
chat I'm locked
440 euros I keep going
what the fuck wait no way to change again how is your fifth bear it's also
How much in my float?
0.3, 1, I think like 1...
I bet like 1.3, 1.8.
1.8 euros.
1.8, oh.
That is cheap.
Still good, still good.
Sporties, not bad, not bad.
Sporties!
No.
Which is actually working, oh my god.
I'm met we may
600 euros right back to work. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is like Christmas. This is like Christmas
Okay, I'll stop right now at six at six hundred and six zeros. It's like one thousand bucks and
Let me buy some fucking terminus. Let's go. Oh my god
I may not have space though. I may not have space. So can we get some W's in the fucking chat?
Can we get some W's in the fucking chat? Oh my god
Pick in commas for 90, let me see.
Field test set for 90 euros.
That's gotta happen day one though Sally, no, not today, no shot.
No shotty shotty.
Oh my god the time is they're going up nine
Boys boys boys
Please go through
Shut out at 60 out at 60. I ordered 60
ahhhhhh
ah
ahhhh oh my god
yo yo yo chat chat chat
one thing i need you to realize bro
this is the last
this is the last time that i will be opening these like that
once
because we all saw the other terminal
you miss the lothric 10th thing with the fucking 10 gifts bro
i will spend those wisely
on terminals
that money will go straight to terminals bro
thank you mr. lothric
I have yet another important announcement for us all I have hit again the six more of my gloves
Will be tested
Yeah, 84 dollars what the fuck
How much what close what close what close 80 84 dollars what FT point three six
Oh my god the Thanos boss hack loves
Wait, what those are they like just buy them. No, it's 80 buying right now
Quip, Quip, Quip!
I also have another issue, Code Red!
Oh, yeah, listening.
Factory New Eagle, right?
Eagle 03!
Whoa!
Yeah.
Guess.
Yeah, go by.
That's the proper, right?
Triple, oh yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Yeah, how much, sir?
He's lying, he's not lying, bro.
Happy is lucky when it comes to the ship
Okay, the poop gloves are on I think you're worth gloves in the black. Oh my god
$84. Yeah, that's what I didn't think for the fucking fight
He made a year was for these gloves
Chat do I decline? Oh, yeah, why did the pop of a fucking McTen he bro first of all
Yo, is it the proper gloves that you got for 80? Yeah, yeah, that is
I mean 80 is a good price, but goddamn that is customer. Yo, am I the only one that reminds me of
Off like these ASMR videos where they have like a silicone
Ball and they pop these fucking plastic cubes out and these plastic balls out. You know what I mean?
It's like it's like a pimple
Right now I'm not gonna lie
I took some.
Okay, we're going to hit the first back to back gloves in the terminal though.
Imagine.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
When you get back to back?
No, it's aggressive.
Let's aggressive.
We keep off of them.
Oh, okay.
Are you let them in continue and let them get cheaper?
Yo, Chad, I'm tweaking.
Where are my girls?
I'm happy for my boys, bro, but...
Is it possible to unbox?
I think.
Double or skip?
Stop, stop.
gold gold gold gold gold gold
Mr. Shaker I think for the 1000 just pulled driver gloves hand sweaters field
tested second offer for 190 Bano those are the green ones right for sure by for
sure by if it's the green sweater ones for sure for sure 200 yes absolutely
Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold.
Is my account is my account fucking cursed?
Gold gold gold.
He had six pair of gloves. I've been opening all day. I haven't gotten one!
Wait, call me absolutely crazy. I've only seen one rat.
Wait have I seen a rat did I get an op today yeah right one one one op guys it's
the same odds four rats the same odds as one gold correct me if I'm wrong right
she has gotten six golds I've gotten no golds one rep I need to reset my game I
I need to reset my game.
No, I can't. I have to keep opening.
Gold.
Do I have to skip the pangs?
Or buy them? Or is it glitched?
Gold, gold, gold.
Show us the golds!
Am I jinxed or cursed?
I'm declining this.
I'm buying this.
I can't decline it, guys.
I'm too cheap to decline that.
No space.
Gloves, gloves, gloves.
Gloves, gloves, gloves. Let me wear a pair of gloves.
Dragon ones. Blue, blue, blue. Dragon.
No.
Let me slip inside your gloves, Bobby.
Let me slip inside your gloves, Bobby.
22 bucks. Not bad.
Not bad!
now slide in the gold baby now slown in the gold gold gold gold Bobby say
nothing just let it in say nothing just let it in oh you dirty little come on
come on slide it slide it slide the gloves over the table and right now
I'll slide over the money you slide over the gloves it's a trade I'll give you
some money you slide me the gloves let me get your gloves and I'll give you
some cash Bobby fine offer okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
oh it's a lot more than a hundred yes let me tell him after this one it is
going up it was love it before
gold gold gold
I also got a gold one up for 100
good good
it's not like absolute
good good
am I glitched
good good good good
I
Each one of these is five five five times and I've already bought a lot of them
Today may get fired just saying we need to go there it and I need investment guys, so I'll lock it
130 you taking the piss
No way I take that R
Yo AK the pink one the crane one factory who won 30 euros yay or nay
Yeah, really
I'm gonna go wait wasn't it 170 0.04
I prayed 170 for a statrack factory no USD
170 USD
Yeah, I think I think 130 isn't that bad
I don't know you could get the reds for cheaper
I think the AK has a premium. If you got an FN P250 or P90, you would definitely pay like half.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's not trade-off food, so you know.
It is a nice AK.
It's probably the kind, though, no? 134 fighting new pink.
What offer number is it? What offer number?
Number four.
Except us, can you check? Can you check? Yeah, but I don't know if I want to buy a period, you know?
Acceptance, can you check how much the ob-ice-colded faction who was around release date?
No man, look how beautiful this aching is, man. You have to get it bro. Oh, yeah
No, no, no, it's right here. It's right here
Wait, I do like about the owner tag
Think about the owner tag, bro
That's my shunt shirt.
Oh, hell no.
OG owner tag, bro.
Oh my god.
I'll keep it open for now.
Go, go, go.
Hope Ice Colded, six days after release, like today,
was 165 years.
Ooh.
That's a lot.
I would honestly say it's worth it to buy it.
They did crash 220 days after.
Wait, what?
What the heck, man?
Point 04.
Point 04.
Yeah, I don't think that's that bad.
Keep the offer open. I wouldn't buy it today though.
Yeah, I'd keep it open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Thank you guys. Thank you.
Let's keep opening, guys. Come on, lucky opening.
Come on. Let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
Bobby.
You've been fucking me all day.
You've shown me two rats.
Not one gold.
I need some cloud chasers.
Why not factor new give us the mega juicer
Do it please
Full orange patentee do I do it? No, I don't know I don't bro. No, I don't go it go it go it go it
Am I actually cursed?
I'm the only one who hasn't gotten a gold yet.
What?
Am I doing something wrong?
Gold, gold.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
What?
Jinxie curse your stop sign please.
Don't put that in the room bro, don't put that in the room.
Jinxie is not cursed bro, and some are not.
Either.
FULL!
No.
Where is gold?
Where?
Keep me at a better angle.
Come Sean, come, come, come.
Come here Bobby, come.
No.
Goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, Bobby!
Come on, Bobby! Come on, good, and good ones, only good ones!
Actually, I've been feeling shit, it's about to come, I know it's about to come.
Goat, goat, goat, Bobby, right here. 9.96, we're getting somewhere, that's a high
give me factional dragon ones nine nine I'm re-rolling the max white tea call me
crazy good good good good good nine go it go it go it go it go it go it go it
go it last half a bit there bit there what I'd like to call my 15-minute
break one last time in a one last time in a check for the break yeah then
you can go on your break. Goal, goal, goal it. Goal, goal, goal it. Goal, goal, good.
Say as fast as you can. Goal, goal, good. Goal, goal, good. Check this out. I'll say
it so fast you have to do it in slow mo bro. Actually, don't know what I say. Goal,
TORIENCE!
TORIENGOD!
Oh, that's a good one.
Bye.
CODE!
CODE CODE!
CODE CODE!
Remix, please, if you're working right now, move to the working space right here in the water with the other colleagues.
TORIENGOD!
I'm doing the sound thing type one if you know what I mean type one if you know what I mean
we're doing the ASMR edge we're doing the ASMR match where where where my acoustics
in the chat where my acoustic check this out alright everyone silence everyone silence
song on pause just listen to the sound makes a different sounds if it's a gold versus
Check south
Do I check the blues
Six aiming for seven
Ah fucking lot we're open 50 today so far. It's a lot of 50 more though. I'm so happy for happy
Yeah, I think I'm up to like 70 total
See what we got yo, I need cloud chaser the pillow punches come on get yes, please here here here
This account is right this account is well though this account is well
Shhh!
Shhh!
Alright.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Imagine this glitch and it's pillow punches right below and I just trust my ears.
Shhh!
Ah! Wait!
Wait!
I don't know if that's a gold.
I don't know if that's a gold boys.
I'm gonna go top to bottom edge.
I'm gonna go top to bottom edge.
Check this out.
It could be a...
The thing is the rat sound is the same as the gold.
And I think the rat sound...
Oh.
Minimal wear for 10.
That's good though.
That is good.
We do take that.
That's Fire Ember.
That's Fire Ember.
That is Fire Ember.
Check.
The rat sound plays a little jingle at the end.
It goes like ching ching ching.
Wait.
Sh, sh, sh, sh.
That is not a jingle that is not a jingle that is not a jingle
Again do it again
VAS! Okay, now I can't trust my ears anymore. Now I can't trust my ears anymore
Am I crazy?
Where the ones before all golds? Gold gold gold
I swear made that sound
Gold gold gold Bobby Bobby Bobby Captain Bobby Captain Bobby
What stops you from putting a gold into a gold into a gold into my terminal
Good
How many have opened I've been live for four hours now one good
What? Gold? Gold! Gold! Is it because I don't have 5G?
Come to me. Come to me, baby. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. I'm actually begging.
I'm desperate Bobby. I'm really really desperate. I'll take any clothes at this nail light only the cloud rakes
Cloud cloud cloud cloud cloud. Oh my god. It's loading
What's in it what's in it
Please, please, please, what do I got to do, what do I got to do, what do I got to
do good good am I limited good oh
it's because my inventory is full does game and think I don't need this I need
this what can I hide these since when does it show the gameplay that's so cool
that's new no was a glitched usually doesn't show like the background lady
Let me hide these patches, bruh.
Love you.
Listen to your heart.
Oh.
Jen, am I actually cursed?
Like, please keep it real with me.
I've opened so fucking many today.
It's probably equivalent to 600 cases, 700 cases.
no pun intended if I would open 700 cases and not gonna single good I would
crash the fuck out yes yes I would your dude chief oh oh oh oh oh guys no
shot what is it what is speaker look at the care nine yo baby and free my
boy oh my god no way bro listen listen tomorrow you're back tomorrow you're back
they're trying to keep you down today bro because you're too successful I just
keep that in mind it's haters bro steamer haters bro they don't want to see me
win they don't they don't tomorrow we're so back though tomorrow we're back
I tomorrow back I do you have an alt account
You're so right. He has an alt account. He has an alt account. He has an alt account
Wait, can I get money to my me from my alt account after all this is
Crazy now you can though
To use all of the resources to keep the business running guys
oh my god yeah i don't know about you i might get back to work though best of luck
good good good good good okay and i got where we have to have 5g we have 5g we have 5g if
it's not this one then i don't know which one we have the 5g case finally please come on good
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold...
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Oh my god!
AHH!!
Zero G
Five G
Gold!
Ah, I'm a chef.
Gold, gold, gold.
Guys, our gold's even real.
Our gold's even real. Our gold's even real. I start to doubt it.
I start to doubt it. Give me a gold, please.
All I see is blue. Ah, you give me a purple. Thank you very much.
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby 999 I've tried everything I've tried restarting my game
I've tried fucking playing a game dominating by the way I've tried
Making space in my inventory. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? What's this to from here?
better please cool
My 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink
My 20th pink my 20th pink my 20th pink
But zero golds. I don't I'm thank you for the pinks. Thank you for the bubblegum things
I have enough bubblegum pinks for my whole family. I need some I need some gloves
I need some gloves. It's getting cold out here. My hands are freezing Bobby. Please. Oh my god
How much money do I have on steam?
How much money do I have on steam?
400.
400.
That's the only good news there is right now.
That's the only good news there is right now.
I'm not even joking.
That's the only good news there is right now.
I want to say everybody that did have received a gold or a red so far a very very good job
you're keeping out of business running Mr. Carlos 555 by the way you have been a kind
of slack with all of the pinks so please consider stepping up your game or we may need
to take some consequences regarding your position in this firm.
Boss, boss, boss what do you want me to do if it doesn't hit?
What do you want me to do if it doesn't hit?
You know that it's luck based right?
yes but your luck can always change if you try harder so less yapping more
working now okay okay okay okay come on come on come on try hard try hard
work hard work hard try hard work hard I'm clicking with full force I'm
I'm clicking with full force.
I'm breaking my mouse.
Gold, gold, gold.
Full force.
I want it as-
That should probably, full force, full force.
Please.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
I'm trying a nose click.
I'm trying a nose click.
I'm trying a nose click.
I'm going insane.
I don't know.
Nothing works.
Gold, oh, oh, it's loading.
It's not even going quick!
Okay, good luck guys. I'm retiring
How many golds how many golds?
You retire and see I you yeah, you're gonna retire
Yeah, how many goes today? How many how many how many how many today one and three reds in like 15
Total I've got a five
You need to lock in, bro.
Congrats.
You gotta step up your game.
You guys are retired.
Have you done anything?
No.
I saw you twerking on your chair saying thank you to Terminals, bro.
You still ain't done it.
I'm boxed like a hundred.
I don't know where you saw that, but no.
That's no
Factory new pizza 50 is the best thing I got we're talking six goals. We're talking at you with seven goals
You're gonna need to give that
Is this a sick joke is this a sick joke Bobby
I can't hear the song anymore
And then every time this fucking typing at least let me skip it like in Pokemon. What is this?
Can I skip it? No, I can't. No, I can't
What if I keep tapped up to the top, what if I dodged messages, what if I go nothing? What if I what if I do a tongue-click?
That's disgusting haven't been a month. I should have considered that before go go go go at least at least we want me
why the fuck not why the fuck not why the hell not
But why not?
Gold, gold, gold, why not?
Let me pop that champagne, let me pop that champagne, Bobby!
The hard work you gave to the team, you deserve the rest. Enjoy.
Thank you, thank you.
Please!
Goodbye guys.
Fuck, someone is leaving.
I-I-I-I'm so mad I didn't even get to say bye!
I'm going to kill you.
Miss clip.
I'm so locked in on getting something decent finally.
I forgot to say bye.
good your Hanix you're keeping my mood alive right now thanks for the five
gifts that I'm not gonna lie I may quit bro they should is pissing me off
hearts and check from Mr. Hanix also thank you for the tan thanks just
put my place on the blues you could just straight up on the way
thank for the motivation yo can somebody equip the dragon cloud bluffs
because I'm holding those pimple squeezer gloves right now
and I don't want Bobby to get some wrong signals from me
You know what I mean?
You have the best glove!
Wait, what's your name? Who's in front of me? Who's in front of me? Who is this?
I know it's you except us with that bum-ass fucking agent, sorry
Wait, I have the same agent, I'll take that back
What's your name again?
Your bank wallet
Your bank wallet
HAAAGH
Didn't work
WAAS?
You're not in front of me
Who is this?
No no no no
Yo
Which name has the dragonbloss right now?
Newark Bank Wallet
No
Do A.T.C On Him
Do A.T.C On Him
Your Lothric
Thanks for the fucking 10 subs bro
I appreciate you hearts and shout
Yeah, for some reason it's giving him
Is this a thali?
What all right that that's a bug dough that's a bug dough
Admin we should have that man. Yeah, we should tell the admin. Yeah, we should tell the admin if only someone could fix that
Can somebody hook the dragon gloves, please?
You're the gold you did
You're there
I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind.
Guys, I'm losing my mind, this is my weakest point, this is my lowest point ever. Like, gimme...
Okay, I have them, I have them.
If I ban myself, what happens?
You will be banned.
Thank you, baby.
We would pop champagne!
Yeah, I'm self-exclued.
Look, Lothric, thank you again for the 10.
Turkey has committed.
What?
What the fuck am I reading?
Yo bro, nah.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm done bro. I'm done, bro
Gold go yo, just give me a gold bro. Just just give me a gold. That's actually I'm actually tilted. I'm actually I don't
Go it go it go it now
Oh my god, shut I'm losing my mind. I'm actually losing my mind
I don't want to be this guy except us act like I'm not your I'm for you right now
right but I'm fucking struggling over here I have open terminals for the past four hours
And I've seen two reds and I've seen no golds, not one and I'm happy and I'm happy one second.
Sorry, and I'm happy that everyone on the server is unboxing gloves right now.
But how does it make sense?
I've not seen one epidemic, not seen.
I understand.
I understand the struggle.
listen okay you just need to lock in that's what he said I need to play some
nice me play your play your favorite music your top three songs I've been
doing it and lock the fuck in I've played the whole shit was calling me
crunch I've I've did that I've done that didn't that only diamonds are formed
under pressure. You're a rock for this team. You're taking big hits so we can get McWin.
McWin says it. No I'm hungry. Only only have you tried getting a fresh coffee. That's what
I did. Have you tried getting a fresh coffee? It is 9pm in the evening right now. Tough
Tough shit. Tough shit.
Lock in.
You know, get the damn coffee.
Look at the jab. Look at the jab.
This jab guy right here, he has opened 100 terminals,
haven't gotten a single call, and he's not bitching like you.
He's working hard.
Why can't he not do it?
Because he doesn't have a mic, because he doesn't have a fucking mic.
He does have a mic. I have heard his voice.
You see the dedication? He sold his microphone.
I was not saying anything wait Jack you're also getting fucked in the ass my Bobby
Yeah, just no golds, but I'm getting like six reds of paint. I've got like four pink. No, except us except us
What are you trying to say bro? I've seen two goals. I'm happy for you
You know what I have open gloves to grab some chocolate milk and get back to it
I'm hearing excuses. I'm here. You're not putting in the energy that
Look Sally's gotta hit his gloves to men
We got this guys come on lock in lock in get the coffees out
What did I do I have us last night oh my god
I'm working hard. I'm giving him all I'm giving him all I'm giving him I'm giving him all
And I even accept it. I even accept it. No more keeping it open
I have to show Bobby that I'm a real customer Bobby. Here's where you get the money. You offer me something nice
I take it you offer me a gold I take it. I don't just leave it up. I don't just leave it up good
I'm here Bobby. Let's make business
me
Pink red gold good. Hey, let's not go back to that. Let's not go back to that
Let's not go back to that
What is that message remix?
That's the message I just got I gotta lock in are you using fraud to fund your terminals? Did you just steal my mama's credit card?
Oh, oh, you can verify you can verify though. You can verify. Yeah, I'm gonna verify it once like
What the fuck are you doing remix?
He's loaded up the new car. He's running it up
Wait
Are you defrauding? Is this are you defrauding steam right now? Yeah? Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah, we make sounds like it
Oh hell no, oh hell no, I'll be better give him that offer bro
Please
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
I need a kid Cody song mr. Roger
Good Bobby
Sure
In bum gold gold gold gold gold
Heaven good
Please please
off the ground and I'll be one of them please please come on come on
max white do I take that T are you actually shorting out should I take
that I can't I need a gold I can't wait for an answer there's one thing
I don't want to chat.
Cool.
No.
I don't want to be...
Mr. Rager!
Mr. Rager!
I have hit 8.28.
He means gambit for $140.
That is a cop, yes.
Definitely a cop.
And sure.
Good sign!
A queen's gambit up 0.28 for $140.
That's a cop, yes.
Rager!
It's a cop.
It's a cop.
Bye-bye-bye-bye.
I'm going right back to work going right back to work. Wait, you've gotten four gloves and one red
Yes
Police
the
police
next we go again
we go again
we go again
sixty euros
gold gold gold
the bike
suck
a second
that's right
the new walk for sixty
but it's coming
no one works
gold
Battles that track 70 I decline call me absolutely not we have to show them that we want to go enough the pinks
I've seen 20 things give us a good cop don't type that up
Fuck that track, bro. We can't write it up for a gold. Hell. No, hell. No, hell. No, don't question about me
Gold all right. I
Should have taken that I should have taken that
Gold gold
Mr. Rager
Mr. Ranger good good good I should have taken that it's max white more common than
max orange good good good good what stops from getting golden this next one
what stops from getting golden the next one what stops us nothing nothing
Bobby is Bobby is Bobby is I don't know what to say anymore the song is about
time before the song ends before the song ends I'm trying it all I'm playing
different genres I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm clicking with my left hand
I'm clicking with my left hand maybe you want that huh let's switch it up a
little bit come on come on guys I don't mean to alarm anyone but I have
I have hit again a pair of gloves.
What?
I have hit the fifth glove of the session.
Fifth glove of the session for epidemic.
Well, Mr. Kallus has zero.
Epidemic, please pick up and tell us what you got.
They are the driver gloves garden 0.26.
$170.
The garden gloves.
That's very, very good.
Very, very good.
We are impressed
You are working?
He's just typing, put your hands up
I'm so sorry bro
I'm so sorry
Bobby has to bring you some fortune
Guys, give my next gold to this man please
Give the next one Bobby
No, no, give him the third one please
Give him FN pillow punchers
FN cloud chasers
Yeah, WRP, WRP
No, no, no, no
What do you say?
I deserve this luck
I deserve this luck
I deserve this luck
This occasion by Carlos has been immaculate so I think it is
Bobby has to give him that next one the next gold out of this lineup has to go to Mr. Carter
Give him the next one. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen to me. W Mpdh
Right
I don't think that's gonna happen. Oh I don't think that's gonna happen. No I
I think that's gonna happen now. Gold, gold, gold. Gold. Gold. Gold.
We go again. We go again. I'm about to buy more. Do I look like I'm gonna stop? Nope.
Gold.
Gold! Gold! Gold! Bobby, please! Don't listen to what my boy said! Give all of us golds!
Just don't fucking ruin my account, bruh! Gold! Gold! Gold! Now!
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
I've never had this unluck, I've never had this unluck.
If this was cases, I would crash out.
At least these are kinda cheap compared to cases.
It's like what, every click is 2 euros, 1 euro?
What do you mean you got another pair?
Yeah chill chill chill.
Back forward back forward.
Wait did he just get another one and he didn't want to announce it because he's a tough man.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Api you didn't just get another pair right?
No no no.
This is the latest one that he has right here.
Get her here.
I like those.
That's nice that's nice that's nice.
that's nice that's nice let's go let's go
decline decline gold gold gold
shall listen to the sound
gold you just need to believe gold unbelievable the biggest hit
It hasn't happened.
Gold, gold, gold.
Wait for it. Gold, gold, gold. Now!
I have to buy more. Check!
Who's gonna stop me? Whoa!
Those two were hiding. Those two were hiding.
Deep down in the desert of my inventory.
What's inside? Let's explore.
Let's explore!
Please slide it in slide it in come on come on please please please please I've tried all
I've tried all the gold gold gold right here boom
this is my 50th pink my 50th pink I've never had to use the word 50th ever 50
50 years, 50 years.
50 years TH.
I'm buying more, I'm buying more, I'm buying more.
I'm buying more, I'm buying more.
I am buying more, I am buying more
I am buying more
Up until I see a walken gold, I know it somewhere,
I know it somewhere.
Good.
What?
Go it go it go it
Please
No
I
Doesn't exist it doesn't exist
I'm locked. I couldn't be more locked Bobby. Why are you not locked? Let's be locked together.
Let's be locked together, let's be locked together, please!
Goat, goat, goat!
Goat!
Mr. Epidemic, quick question.
Yeah, not the Epidemic, but it's more effective, it's more effective.
Is it true that you are declining the last fifth offer, Mr. Epidemic?
Yeah, if it's not something I want, I decline.
You see? That's the big difference from Mr. Carlos.
Time out, time out, time out, time out. You're declining every single thing?
I decline anything that's not a good last offer.
So like, if it's like a purple or a blue that I don't care about, I just decline it.
I usually keep pinks and reds, of course.
My mouth is wide open, speechless.
Happy? I've kept every single one open.
Every single blue, every single purple.
Mmm. You guys think that's wisdom?
Maybe declining?
I'd like to call someone over as well.
Tony?
You've been buying the pinks.
But I feel like the terminals that have the pinks
could also have the gloves.
Because one of my friends declined the pinks.
I do decline early pinks. I do decline early pinks.
I do decline them, yes.
Because I'm a little greedy like that.
I do decline the early pinks.
One of my friends declined the pink and right after that
sport gloves. Whatever the f**king neon you are.
Not every door you open leads to another opportunity.
Feel tested point sixteen
Right after he skipped the pink gloves, so you just need to believe I
Can't I can't I can't I'm bad. It's a six dollar pink
Okay, guys, I'm going back for I'm declining it for science gold
There better be a golden here.
What are we seeing?
Gold.
Wait!
Wait a second.
It came back.
It's testing you, you are. I can't accept it. I can't decline it.
It's offer number four.
It's offer number 14.
I cannot decline this bro! I cannot de-
So after this you're telling me it's testing me
Bobby is seeing if I'm the right guy for the golds
by declining two pings
I can't even look
I better hear the gold sound pop up
I'm not even joking
three to one
controlling
I'm declining all my shit. I'm declining all my shit. Declined.
Show Bobby who's boss. Show Bobby who's boss. I can actually have an animation, right?
Does it still register, guys? Does it still register? I can't even speak anymore.
Bobby is breaking my fucking mind. Declining, declining.
Does it decline if I exit out like this? Let's see if the P250 moves.
P250 is right now, right here.
show Bobby who's in charge, I'll show him who's in charge, I'll show him who's the top
check this out
exit out, does it move?
yes it do!
do it?
I didn't pay attention, haha, shit, did it check, did it, did it?
yo I can't climb
this feels wrong, this feels wrong, this feels wrong, this feels wrong
but then again I pick up fucking seven golds I'm happy for
Let me now open one after I taught him a lesson
If this is true it should now pump golds
Where's the gold
That's three men of us in a row
that's four min offers in a row all of them are four cents wait last 14 cents
I'm declining I'm declining I'm exiting I'm opening up the next one I taught him
a lesson this feels horribly wrong good another min offer another min offer
Min minimum minimum
Then
Sure, not worthy how please last of all
I
Am I broken guys this is actually starting to tell me this is why you don't open cases like for real for real
This has to be a joke this has to be a sick joke do I have to decline all of fucking these
Let me accept some decline some
Declan, fourth sense.
So Api said he is taking some pinks and shit, and some purple that are good, I guess like
a purple deagle.
I just got word outside employees have gone two gloves with the four terminals before
one has gone.
I wish I didn't need it.
We're competing against them.
Our company is competing.
I wish I kept the music on and didn't focus on that.
Thank you for keeping us updated.
I wish I kept the music on and didn't focus on what he just said.
I wish I didn't hear that.
How can I unhear that?
Is there any way to unhear that?
How many gloves today?
Um, do I look ha- oh, I don't even want to initiate.
Come on, please.
Why is this fast?
Hold up, I found the jackpot down below.
Gold, gold, gold, gold.
Wait!
That was quite fast!
after us happy if he takes this happy pink p to 54 euros where one on second
offer yeah okay do you take it yes or no please turn it and wait wait wait wait
wait what second offer p to 50 where one for euros second I decline that shit
we love yes the club that shit you are after the gold gold wait you're
being behind that you're being badass yes I fucking decline that you are
after the gold gold gold you got this wrong what i'm listening to my my stuff gold you must
Don't wait the gold to get the diamond.
Am I getting trod?
The three next of us, I'm not joking to you.
We're 0.04 cents loose.
I understand, I understand your frustration.
That's happened to me on many moons, on many moons. You gotta shrug it off and hunt that gold gold gold from Bobby.
Remember diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Yeah diamonds are formed under pressure.
You got this Oni, you got this.
Thank you guys.
Continue.
I'm a piece of coal
Put pressure on me now
Put pressure on me now with time we will turn into diamonds
Let's turn into diamonds
Go it go it go it
Go it go the diamond is hunting for gold. We're worthy
We are worthy
You're hot take for the 1000 bits ha I appreciate the 1000 bits saying gold gold gold. I appreciate that bro
Let's see if it works gold gold gold
Last one come on
I'm actually curious if I glitched at my account by having these open these terminals like valve
sometimes fucks up code in TF2 at some point every single case was a goal like they just
fucked up the coding imagine there's some code like if you have this many pending you
only get this I don't know let me decline some of these well one we decline
but shit I can't decline all the pinks ain't no way like I have to keep that
I'm not declining that bro. Oh no
Minimum away. I'm fine. Take that
Am I fucking up now? Yo, yo, yo guys, let's not make sure that bro like
Should I have no focus did I don't say GG don't say GG?
You're stupid. What?
That's first offer I'm following the guide of epidemic who has opened seven bullets
in the past hours. What I have opened nothing in four hours.
I will decline it.
Why? Because it's the first offer in this former to come.
Apparently, there's something going on with with declining.
So let's see.
last offer please, please
guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys
I'm
That's a sign father's listening
In here could be a gold
It glitched out five please tell me you're watching five five five
Fourth of I take it and people take that I take it and people take it
I take it and people take it. I take it every one take it. I take it every one take it. I take it
Fourth of a don't you know Jack I feel sad you would have taken that it's only if it's
first or second offer then the pink is the client.
Why are you saying Gigi?
Good.
That was on the first case after we've declined some by the way so right now I have a
good feeling.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Jack Messi Ronaldo.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Jack Pepsi or Cola.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, goal, goal.
Goal, Goal, Goal, Jet Jeans or Kaga Plants, Goal, Goal, Goal, Jet, Goal, Goal, Goal.
Jet, see us over there.
Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal, Goal,
Jet, catch up or muster, Goal, Goal, Goal.
Now, being a W streamer, give me guys entertained with some enticing questions.
Wait, I also have to answer them.
Chat, YouTube or Twitch?
Both.
Chat.
Pandora's Box or Weislofs?
Pandora's Box, not even close.
Even pre-crash Pandora's.
Chat, Hotpot or Korean BBQ?
Hotpot.
I was at TikTok live
Everyone's saying BBQ, no shawty
Call it, call it, call it
Call it, call it, call it
Chad, Bobby or Mark?
Bobby
Please
Call it, call it, call it
Chad, Chad or Chad?
Chet gold gold gold
Gold gold gold please I'm using my mind. Yo
Chet Batman or Superman Batman Chet no no no Chet
Spongebob or Patrick? Spongebob. Oh my god, I'm losing my mind. Gold, gold, gold. Yo,
yo, Chad. I can't stop. I need a gold. I know it's there. I'm feeling like the guy mining
the diamonds, bro. No, mining the rocks. Colots on my left. I run on my right. Where's the
gold
Chad gold or diamonds I take it it's last of our chat it's last of our
Next next
Chad heart or liver good
you
Minimum where second offer after ask epi epi minimum where people 50 ping second offer 13 euros evening
Minimum weapon second offer p50 13 euros you need
Me personally like I said I decline I only keeps it to last I only keep them it's lost
For
Me me personally bro, I decline unless it's fish I do
Unless it's unless it's a really nice float like I hit a pink that's one one one one float for once
So that one I kept but like
Chet is saying jigger check all right, thanks
Got you, bro. It's smart. It's not business. I don't know though
Like this pink is gonna work. I'll try it one more time
Check if third of I take it though. This seems so wrong like
That can't make any sense that can't make any sense that can't make any sense
Maybe it gives you better luck on the next one.
All right!
Buzzard up, all right!
Oh my...
Be all right, be all right.
Bolt.
Yo, I'm so fried and so mad right now.
Loki, I can see myself like if I finally get a bolt, like Loki, I skip the bikes.
Okay, final fight.
What the fuck are you?
Are you mad?
What?
The fuck?
What?
With the 10,000 bits?
Check out my friend's team inventory, he bought Blue Jam AK Fox Tide Nolo yesterday.
ID Dream.
Wait, the YouTuber?
5v5 manhunt.
one v five manhams
ah one v five
another
crypto
coming out of nowhere
fucking fully juicing out
what the fuck
There's like a hundred Ks.
Fire Serpent. Oh! This one is duped.
Minimal, uh, Factional Point 059.
Two X Titan Holos.
Okay, the rest is not special, but that AK, sheesh.
Nice, Mr. Reaper, you're late to business, but well, I mean, well, I mean, you're looking... late.
That guy doesn't know.
I can't see it on the inventory.
Do you have any other K sounds? I mean, man, congrats.
How much did you pay? Can you say?
That deal right now?
How much did you pay you think chap?
Minimal wear? Congrats, I'm taking for the 10,000 best.
I'll teach you that a lot, like a lot, a lot, like a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.
You have to get some blue gem nice though, low key.
You can't have, you can't have that AK!
Why not gloves? Why not gloves?
170
Boys I need help
Minimal we are galak
Like what minimal we are galak the rat, right?
170 euros aka 200 of us what flow that's expensive
If it helps for reference, I have a .08, that's 210 US.
Yeah, same price, yeah.
.09, .09.
.09, that's decent float, it's a decent input.
Not gonna lie.
Uh, yeah, yeah, we're low float, MW, yeah.
It's decent, it's decent.
I keep it open for you, right?
I would maybe snack it.
Yeah, keep it open, don't decline, keep it open for sure.
Ah, for sure, thank you guys.
Oh my gosh.
W coaches, guys.
You know again word pink with the 10,000 that's hot in the fucking chat boys and girls
fucking chat bro
Not much right in the inventory. It's just expensive stuff
If he says skip
Happy I need a truthful answer here
AK Crane Flight, field tested 30 euros. Fast offer.
Oh, that's good. Do you have an FN1 yet?
I think so.
It depends if you have one or not. If you already have one, I'd maybe skip, but like, if you don't have one, that's...
Forty, or yeah, I mean, same thing. Like, wait, yeah, you do, you do. You mentioned a .04 already, yeah?
Is this one better? No, this one is feel tested nothing new. Oh
It's real tested. Okay. Okay. Yeah, no decline that the climate
Yeah, yeah, yeah the client feel tested. Hell. No, you're paying the premium bro
You're paying the premium for the AK. He's always trying to scam you right now. He's trying to scam you
Yeah, Bob, you're trying to pull one over on you. You're trying to thank you
Now not only try to meet with all those distractions. I appreciate that guys appreciate that oh
Oh hell nah Bobby come here little bitch. Nah come here little bitch. I'm declining with my fucking little finger, bro. Oh hell nah
Go fuck yourself. Offer me that AK for 40 euros. Wait it was 32 not 40. Who said 40?
Someone said
Give me something please. No. Tell me what's worth it at the time, please
Hold it.
I'm about to lose my mind.
Oh.
It's loading.
Doesn't mean anything.
I don't know valve please hack into my car. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait
wait
Wait
Our golds even real
No, no, no, check this out. Are golds even real? Or are they just an illusion? Are the people on my server just a distraction? Just a block in the simulation that I'm watching right now?
Are atoms real?
Do we want to snatch our queen's canvas?
Is this table even real? Is this lamp even real?
If I take the pop filter off it pops pop pop
But why?
Gold
Why would I do that gold gold gold gold gold gold
Guys help help help help. I need help. I need help. I'm about to lose my mind
All I see is blues Jinx is quitting CS me too
Me too
3 Wattuki, McGraths, this is a terminal circle. Please restrain from the same area.
Me too. I was resetting. I was resetting.
I'm quitting CS as well. I'm not even joking.
This has to be a sick joke. This has to be a sick joke. This has... This has... This has...
Would Valorant ever do this? Be honest!
Would Valorant ever do this? Be honest!
Please.
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys I'm about to be down two thousand
euros in the past four thousand hours with five pinks in my inventory and
options and options to buy rats not rats in my inventory no options to buy
rats for like fucking 300 bucks are we taking the piss
This has to be a joke. I feel like something is actually wrong with my account right now
Am I tweaking I've never felt this this way in in in a long time
Where I actually feel I'm getting scammed
are golds not a thing in the Netherlands? anti-gambling addiction law? golds?
you got this you got this bro poppy will give you gold thank you api please please
Welcome in, welcome in to the job.
Now again, we need gold, gold, gold, gold.
Please!
Please, I beg you!
My game may actually be glitched!
I'm taking the eagle.
Reset game on, actually reset my game. Reset my game, I'm going insane. Reset my game, I'm going insane.
After this game reset if there's nothing incoming I'm gonna your net theory is
thank you for the fucking five gifted bro
fucking check for me three years I want to see w's W's up on W's up on W's with
a W hugging the W while being a W inside of a W storm while it's raining W's
one of the server maybe the servers cursed but it can't be it's my voice or is it or
What is it?
Alright.
Don't call me there for taking that.
I-I-I'm gonna have nothing in my watcher after 2K!
Let me at least have a fucking mp7
Where's the IP? Where's the IP? Where's the IP?
Oh my god guys don't do the shit at home like I'm not joking bro
I'm not joking. I was saying that this is the best day to open these it it is never a good day to open anything in this
Fucking shitty ass game. I'm not rolling, bro. It is never ever ever ever ever a good day to open anything
in the shit fucking game bro you get anything more you were gone
I got a mp7 worth one euro so I don't have nothing after two thousand euros
wait but you got profit though right so far right yeah someone banned this guy
Mods there's several mods on here get them out
but he's getting out I don't know man ghost might have to go good that's
crazy David all right back to work for me back to work screen my bad that's how
you can see that I'm actually terrible I'm forgetting the basics I'm forgetting
the basics you're mr. Paggie thing with a fucking 20 bucks on youtube saying gold
gold gold you don't have to do that let me waste my money and let me get taught
a lesson by fucking gaben bro to never do this shit again gold gold gold gold
gold hearts and chef for that guy though hearts and chef for Paggie 69 accept the
decline except it's a problem
the more time it's with that
direct actually positive this again
i don't know how close we are to the limit guys of the two thousand daily
i think we're close cold cold cold
Guys, the last time Appy said decline it didn't really work bro.
I'm gonna accept this minimum Appy knight to call me absolutely fucking nuts.
11 euros is a good price.
I have to.
I'm so sorry.
There's no fucking shot I can't land on.
There's no shot.
There's no shot.
There's no shot, there's no shot, there's no shot.
He may have gotten 7 golds.
But I will have 5 pings in my inventory.
Who's laughing now?
Gold, gold, gold.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
Mr. XP with the 15...
With the 15 Rubik's Cubes.
Thank you.
Mr. Natharius with the 12 bucks!
Saying, Decline 6 already open terminates, they're open 2 more and gold gold gold was in their trust.
Decline 6...
Open terminates and open 2 more.
Ah, you're saying the ones that I have open? I'll try, I'll try.
I'll try. Good.
That's not even a good deal, that's not even a good deal, is it?
80!
Alright, I need help.
RVP, we're at...
Battle Scott!
Guess the price.
80, I'm guessing...
100...
I'm guessing 65.
66...
80, I'm guessing 67.
No!
The goat is right. The goat is right as always.
Epidemic 80 euros.
Yes sir.
What would you do? What would you do?
I think it's a buy-still.
I think it's a buy-still. No?
Yeah.
Do I?
Four of them. Sorry, five of them.
400 euros. That's a trade-up.
I'll keep it open.
Keep it open 100%.
I'm gonna try to give it to you thank you all right go again
Bolt I'm not declining that
Good good good good
I swear I wanted to open cases but when I see your luck I've decided not to
Damn it show keep it that way keep it there, and even if I get juice up gloves now
Just think how much you have to open before that I could have just bought the fucking gloves
Again again
But
I'm sorry for my music choice right now. I can only listen to this right now
I'm not gonna lie. There's the only thing keeping me on my own right now
It's locked in music like I did it is I'm in a trance of you what you want to try challenge
What's the challenge? I'm already doing a challenge right now of opening a fucking golden the challenge is fucking impossible
If yours the challenge is fucking impossible you could tell me right now
I can one-way one dunk for fucking 50 euros bro aka. He's invested because we play for money, right?
In a 1v1 up to 15, I would have BATARDS of beating Donk right now in a 1v1 and to open a fucking gold
4 bucks I take it
Authorize I authorize this purchase
I authorize this purchase and I authorize the the idea of goals inside of terminus
I authorize the idea of goals inside of terminus now
Now.
Huh?
Good start.
What do you mean good start?
What do you mean good start?
What do you mean good start?
I'm down 1.5k.
What do you mean good start?
What do you mean good start?
And don't say good start for this terminal like if I accept this and tell Bobby 9 then
he's going to give me a fucking gold.
Hasn't happened before
Epidemic
What if you we say
Yeah, what if you we say what if you we say you're Mr. Squeebs think what the five on YouTube super chat saying
Good bullet bullets. Love you too, bro
Thank you.
Okay.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you doing?
Not good.
What do you want?
What happened?
I'm down.
1.5K on terminals.
I'm in a group call on a server in Counter-Strike where everyone is unboxing golds and I've only seen
two reds, three reds. I have not seen one pair of golds after 1.5k,
meanwhile epidemic has seven. I'm happy for him, I'm happy for him, very happy for him,
but I haven't seen one pair of golds. One pair of golds.
That's it.
What?
Profit?
Profit?
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
Nine.
No profit.
Well, would you think that after I just said what I just said, after what I just said?
No, I'm just wondering.
I'm just wondering.
Maybe profit.
Like maybe you profited yesterday.
Nine.
No profit at all.
Yesterday I did not profit either.
Yesterday I did not profit either.
What about the day before?
Nine.
No profit exists in this game apparently for me.
Hey, I just, I'm just saying, I got the exact P250 offered that you did.
I declined it and I got the AK afterwards.
There was always sunshine after the tunnel.
I declined, I got a PBB as an RMX for 4 cents if you test it, did you say...
Declined it again?
Okay.
Surely it's gonna get better.
I'm 249 block blocks, if you test it, it's 0.5 cents.
Hold on, keep on going bro, keep on going, keep chasing it.
At this point you have nothing to lose.
I'm chasing it.
Purple, M41S, 51 cents.
not bad honestly okay that's that's the kind of this role that's the kind of
this boy you never know pink just it's okay it's okay it's okay like come on
for sense usb a silent shot where one off it then we open up another one it's
that easy there's one more offer oh there is they go for it
final offer in 5 for super stick battles car for sense I declined a pink and
tested for five bucks to get a zuba stick that is not that bad it could have
been worse how how let me explain if you would have gotten a red and you
declined that he would have like no got a gold after what it like that's I'm
about to lose my mind I'm about to lose my absolute fucking mind am I
I'm getting ragebated from all sides.
Is he being that ass right now?
Is he being that ass right now?
How is this even possible?
How is this legal?
How is this legal?
How is this?
This cannot be legal! I'm not joking!
Mr. Mika with the 5 on YouTube Super Chat. Why is this the gold highlighted on the rarities
you've received? Should it not be highlighted? I've received one gold, the Wi-Fi Gloves,
two days ago on release. These ones. These are the only golds I've gotten after opening
a thousand retries. I had money buttoned my Azubi Gahalt please.
No! Bro, don't do that!
Seizuring ping, think for the six.
He said this is his apprenticeship money, don't do that bro.
I appreciate that though, but please don't.
Notorious saying, the client six already opened.
Ah yeah, you said they're already my bad, my bad.
Also cyber round thing for the seven cucks.
Hello from Canada, good luck on the terminus.
It's all RNG at the end of the day, don't get baited by rituals.
One second, I'll try this ritual real quick,
be quick and then I don't get bad about the Richards anymore. Here we go. So, decline
six open ones and then open two. Here we go. Let's see if this works. Decline number one.
I want that. Why would I? Number two. Can I accept them two? Okay, that's a decline.
That's a decline.
That's a decline, that's a decline.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Number three.
Nine!
I'm not going to decline this one.
Hello?
Declined.
no gold for you then what do you mean I can decline any right that's three that's
three number four number four number I glitched you decline number four number
four number four we're telling him that we don't want the blues junk was that
Val has the best skins!
After today I may agree.
I'm getting really tilted.
Number 5, number 5, number 5.
Number 5, number 5, number 5.
Number 5, number 5.
Number 5.
And number 6.
Whatever's inside I decline it.
Not declining this one.
Whatever's inside of this one I decline it
Please thank you very much. There we go. Oh see what do you mean?
There we go. Now he says open to and gold secured
I
Should believe it right now. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. I ain't joking. I joke around a lot
But I ain't joking right now. Good. Good. Good
My cortisol is not fighting.
Gold, gold, gold.
No, no, no.
Gold, gold, gold.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ice cream is so good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Please do it for us.
Do it for us.
Do it for USA.
WUSA.
Do it for us.
Please.
Nine.
Yes.
Yes.
Nine.
Decline.
Wait, that was two.
What was it?
What was it?
That was just one, that was just one.
So here we go, here we go.
This is the one, this is the one, this is the one.
This is the one!
Boom!
We still got four more tries!
We still got four more tries!
Four more tries to get fucked!
Or get a beautiful gold!
Gold gold gold
Last offer I think
Last offer I think
Nay extra offer is always either five or six so this is kind of lucky gold
Yo our golds real
Our golds real
guys one thing I want to do right now if the gold hits in the next couple of
things and it's and it's one of the bad ones and Bobby wants a disgusting price
for it I'm ending in stuff I am not joking I am not joking I won't even
react. I'll just shut my PC off. Brute force shut off. You know how when you press the
power button you just hold it? Like when a device is broken I'll do that even though it's not broken.
Okay.
Good, good, good.
The board is in this case, right? The board is in this case, right? What are the odds?
One in a million? One in a million.
One is an Analyon.
Gold, gold, gold.
I know it's not.
It's a 50-50, so this one.
One are raising my hands.
Gold, gold, gold.
hello hello this game maybe the worst game ever made this game maybe the worst game ever
make it is lagging out while it's robbing you
cannot make this up there better be a nasty gold loading into my case right now
hello
look at that coffee look at that fucking coffee
Look at the cigarette you are advertising drugs aka caffeine you're advertising hardcore
drugs aka nicotine while you make your fan base gamble and you're showing brutality with
the Glock with an AK47 and just showing black market dollar bills. What is this game even
about. Why are we playing this? I have all day. Sue them. Let's look into that. What
If I threw them out of Germany, how does that work?
How does that work?
Who in the chat wants to testify if we do it?
Type one if you're down.
If you have some open business with this game,
whether you got cheated on in the Premier match,
or whether they rinsed your bank account,
David Rose with the 10 my friend just opened two terminals and got the pink
a.k.a and the AWP
congrats Mr. David Rose to your friend really happy to hear that
Mr. GP on with the 11 thank you very much
you need to put your OG name on steam and open equals aura equals gold
my OG name is Shokuzel
I'll put that right now
I'll put that right now
Choc is out of caps. Choc is out of caps.
Choc is out of caps.
Are they getting into my account right now, chat?
Oh, why is this, like, taking so long?
Legitimate question. Legitimate question.
I've never had it lagged for so long.
Oh, my God, that actually scared me.
Please don't do that again.
Boom.
Names, edit it.
What is this? You can 100% win.
Please delete my address.
Valve ordered to refund $15,000 to CSGO player as cases ruled illegal in Austria.
Hold on a second.
Valve must pay back 15,000 euros to a CSGO player who spent the money opening cases after
after a court in Austria ruled that Counter-Strike cases constituted illegal gambling in the
country.
Valve can choose to appeal the decision.
Press release translated from German states that this is now the first time that Valve's
cases in Counter-Strike have been ruled illegal in Austria.
I'm right now in the Netherlands and it's illegal over here.
I just lost 1,500 euros today.
Hold on a second.
Have a good day.
Do I exit out of this or what, John?
I
Gasp.
This got to be a sick joke.
This gots to be a sick joke.
Wait, only did you get gloves?
What?
what
can you get gloves
the gloves that you're wearing
you're on uh... boxels
yeah i did remember
No.
Last one, very beautiful.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo guys guys guys this game is actually disgusting
Do you remember chat when I said four hours ago me five hours ago when I said today we are gold smaxing
Yeah about that
How much money do I have on steam? If it says zero, do I really dare to check if I can deposit again?
How much money do we have on steam right now?
Oh hell no.
Let's try if they let me waste more money on this stupid ass game
Hundred euros looks like it's going through. What about the second one?
Of course it goes through of course it goes through of course it goes through of course it goes through
Of course it goes through
All right, let me try the second one another hundred euros please valve. I love your game
so much. Oh, it's going through as well. Beautiful. Happy about that one. Happy about that one.
happy about that one now I can spy now I can buy the skins that I really really want
aka five cent blues all right will the third one go through the question of all
questions the question of all questions I keep going until they say no
Looks like it's going to go through.
Great day.
Happy about that.
Really happy about that.
All right.
And now, unexpected error.
300 euros, boys.
Surely that's enough.
Surely will let me by all of this by the way
All right, here we go
Here we go all good things that 10 all good things that 10
You're lots from think for the 1,000 bits and the kind message pro cussy cussy cussy guys
Don't open like don't don't don't no no no no no no no no no no no no time a time a time
I was about to say don't open CS2.
I was about to say don't open CS2.
Just don't back down.
Oh. Never what?
Believe in yourself.
Come on. Where's my boy Nicky 30 at, bro?
Come on, G. We were together at the Mr. Beast event.
Locked in, bro. Ooh, wants to see the video.
Never back down. Never back down.
Shit, I was about to say don't open CS2.
I'm about to say don't open CS2.
I'm about to say don't open CS2.
Whenever you open this game,
Have you ever felt better after closing the game?
Or only worse?
Why would you keep doing the thing that makes you actively feel worse?
No, no, no, hold that thought for a second.
Hold that thought for a second.
How many times have you truly felt better afterwards?
Compare opening up counters right, aka spending money on cases,
aka wasting money on cases, I said spending, wasting.
Or booting up a game suck of Premiere.
You lose it, you get maximum tilted, your teammates insult you, you complete them.
Compare that to a nice walk outside, some fresh air in, out.
You see a dog walking past, you ask the owner, you can I pet that thing?
Of course you can, he doesn't bite.
You go in, a little bit of risk of the dog biting, you can always happen.
That's the case that you open in a daily life while taking a walk.
That's the risk that you should be taken, not with Gaben.
I'm being that ass right now
I'm being that ass right now this game is only
suffering
Is it not is it not
Good
Good good
Good
Okay
Instead of buying something even if you just open a case for five euros
Take a walk buy yourself a Pepsi max you slap on that shit
Maybe it's cool. If it's not cool. It's I it's I because it's still gonna be a better experience than opening this fucking shit
Then opening this fucking shit. I am not joking, bro
Go to your local flower store my little flower you will be surprised. I'll shoot the flowers
I want to outside today. I bought a fucking pot of flowers. I'm not joking in a metal
Container no no no check this out in a metal. I'll get the plant right now
This is pissing me off. I'll get the plant right now just to show how much you're getting scanners fucking again
Self the fuck up you fucking bitch
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
This house is a shit.
This house is a shit.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
You're not going to show me when I show this.
Guys.
Each one of these,
aka five offers of clues,
and I get a nothing,
is seven to eight euros.
I went outside today.
I bought this. Guess for how much I bought this. Guess for how much I bought this!
Take a guess. Take a guess. Take a guess. This thing that provides me happiness.
I put it outside. I put it on top of my balcony.
I paid 6.99.
I paid 6.99.
I've spent 1500 years on CS to have blues in my inventory.
That's a steal? Which one is a steal? Because I'm unsure.
Two products that you can compare. One of them provides you happiness every single day.
The other one provides you anger every five seconds.
I have to be good only I have an idea for you what's idea please have you ever thought
about gloving what is gloving what if you what if you get some rainbow gloves they're
flashing it around some lights and stuff play some sd kid and then and then
maybe you hit the gloves through the terminal when wait you're talking about
like the thing like where you wear gloves are like lit up yeah but you like
dance them I'm not gonna just a mix to get a fucking goal right now bro I'm
trying to just give me the gold I know I'm not trying to do a little dance
right now bro I'm sorry about
Oh, I mean not happening but I appreciate the idea if you have any other ideas. Let me know please
I feel like you just now putting the energy then
Well
He may be right
He may be right. Why do I not respond to him because I can't close my terminal because they could be golden this one I
I can't close the iPad yet. It's a long animation in which I could be getting a
gold right now. It's a long animation time in which I could be getting a gold
right now. It's a long animation in which I could be getting a gold right now.
Your soundbot is not working really. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. ISP thing for the
watch your stream and decide to open some terminals I put some gloves on my third
terminal IPS I'm happy for you congrats list of things we can get it where you
can't get gold competitive vertical ranked
hello maximum speaking yes hello yeah yo congrats for I saw the gloves
Oh no
Hello what gloves the
What are they called the fucking look I sent your screenshot I did you're you're crying out of happiness there like finally bro
You did it. I'm proud of you bro. You didn't give up and you finally got it. That's shit
Listen here
And that's why you shot listen listen. Yeah screenshot. I'm wearing a t-shirt. That is the color of blue
Right now?
Right now?
Green.
Green.
So you changed shirt on stream?
No.
What happened?
Different stream, different day.
So, but you did get the gloves though.
I thought you said the other day was not good, not perfect.
What happened?
It was not.
If I spent two thousand euros on one pair of gloves
Which I still pay 200 euros for also profitable
I mean they will go up in the future now
None
Why don't you did you stop unboxing what happened a guy in my chat said the owner stopped
He's now looking at flowers or some shit
yeah I showed how how you don't get scammed by buying stuff literally
anything else on this earth other than cases
everything provides value other than this everything provides value I could
right now go to the store buy a paper clip that I don't even need and it's
still have some some use for me this has no use if you reject everything yes but
you can always accept like anything like anything is loving like the
fragment for example you can always accept it then you have something then
you have something you get something that you pay money for I don't understand
I don't need it. I don't want it.
Whose fault is it then?
Whose fault is it then?
Mine?
Yes, exactly. It's your own fault.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Open more. Open more.
Get something better. Get a gold.
Alright, I'll do my build.
Thank you, thank you for that advice.
Thank you so much.
No problem. No problem.
No problem.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Good luck, my friend.
Anything else?
No, bro. I just know I love you.
I want the best for you.
and keep profiting like you have in the past two days.
I
Guys I have more steam balance do I keep going I owe Bobby $1,500 currently for all the items
Why wouldn't you why wouldn't you if he's giving great news? Why would you stop?
I know I do have 300 left and I think I have 200 I can load up
It would be stupid not to have a gold maxing today, no, we are gold maxing today, you know?
Your tables are hot and they're gonna lie.
I believe you have the potential, like no one else can.
For FM Gloves, you guys think pillow punchers on the table, cloud chasers still on the table?
No, I feel like you can actually just hit anything at this point.
Any Gloves, any, any, any, any, just...
I will have to consider anything that you can wear on the hand.
Anything that you can wear on the hand.
No.
Okay.
Good plan.
This is gonna be my most not happy gold average yet. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, what? Wait, why am I speaking like I'm gonna come on your own for a second?
Don't say jinx!
Don't say jinx!
I only have like...
20 more to open.
But...
Surely, right? Surely there will be a goal, surely?
I have to keep that open.
I may have to decline it later.
I'm not going to decline it now.
Gold.
Declined
Declined
Declined!
Why, why, why, why?
Gold
Gold
Gold!
I
Zack think what the five on YouTube oh sage owner op Queen scambit battle scott $400 is that rare
Offer or decline and go for good
What do we say again? I have the same offer on the table, bro. Um, I think we said except I
Think we said accept
That should hopefully be profit. I don't want to confirm it, but
looking at other prices from the last terminal it should be um yeah I thought
it lacked VARFAS maybe watching if this is a gold maybe they're watching come on
I don't want pinks.
Gold.
Gold, gold, gold.
Do I take it Insta?
Gold.
Gold.
Twenty does him a right for the AK.
Good.
Good.
20 doesn't matter for the AK.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Good.
All these things are banged golds.
Good.
I
Do them do them do them do them do them do them do them do them do them do them do them
Good, yo, this is guy. This is this is the lowest. You'll see me, bro. I'm not even joking. Oh, like
Actually
Baffled of what's going on
I am NOT joking this is this this this this is the lowest keep this one at this
point in mind 18th of March 2026 because I'm telling you right now this may be
the last time where I go all balance out they really long time and I mean it
if I get my gold he can't so ugly I'm out it's 40 dollars on it 20 by next
week no chance it's that trick though it's first off I did one with a red collection
That trick is being lower than the reds that have been in game for years that trick is useless
Stature really clunger once that we retake
I'm I'm being that ass I'm being that ass will keep it you will not see me do openings like these for a long time
Maybe last time tomorrow. Why because the prices are still
even though probably they're not if they are maybe but once Bobby is actually
asking prizes like for the other than I'm now I'm not touching anything I am not
joking I don't know I'm not now good except the last off on terminal on one
terminal set up the next terminal to minimum price only set yeah bro we set
no more we said no more how do you say rituals rituals are not a thing bro
why did I plan that what I'm losing my mind I'm actually going to go once I
I got one. I'm actually losing my mind. Why don't you find that bubble?
Locking.
Gold.
Gold.
Any poll's question mark.
Yeah, we got like a dozen pings.
Got like a dozen pings.
No gold.
No gold.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay let's go
ah what's the song we can play
can we play that really happy with that what is a song we can play to those recommendations
a very absolute classic trying to summon something boom
surely that's gonna work surely that's gonna work
when have you looked at the biotas on cs float yet for the new gloves are they
already bios for the new ones on China on China yeah but I think they mean
much though like it's gonna be on the low end right all it could be people
trolling as well because they can just take off our back gold gold gold it
It may not exist.
It may actually not exist.
Guys, please don't open any of these.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo, I feel like an absolute bum right now.
I was about to end stream back an hour ago and I'm only right now trying to squeeze
out a gold that doesn't exist.
This is a joke.
I'm buying that.
Yo yo yo guys guys guys no no no no no no no no no no.
How we seeing this how we see how we see this please never seen this oh my god
This is my lowest point I'm not joking. I've never felt like this when I've opened like cases
Are there
Limits to unlimited you want to get the golds guys. I
Said five hours ago. We're gonna golds max today
I thought I was on to something thinking that these are profitable, maybe
Of course
On the first fucking offer huh how much money do I want steam?
150 I listen to me closely chat listen to me closely. I
Am buying terminals for the last 145 and
Then I'm out
It doesn't let me deposit more if this is no gold
then it's no gold and at this point I don't even know if I'm mad about that
just get me out of this shit just get me out of this fucking shit I'm not
joking bro here we go 18 to rule them all surely right 18 times 5 that's
literally another hundred re-rolls aka after already a thousand
mathematically impossible not to get a gold right take your time body yeah let's
think about every message that we type okay before you throw me the blue mm-hmm
Listen that oh
My god
I'm actually done with this game
This is this is this is
One thing that I've learned and please listen to me don't connect your bank justine
if you didn't get if you didn't get I would have never deposit this much if it
wouldn't be bro
good open your drops maybe buy a nice place skin you can get some for 50
cents some cool budget ones but this shit oh my god
Shed. Remember when I said 20 minutes ago? That I'm not even going to be happy when it
gives a gold? Why would I even think that a gold is in this? If the same thing happens
a hundred times after the thing that you do
you poke the bear it attacks you a hundred times in a row why would it be
different on the one hundred and one try
am i fucking stupid
this one is going to be a gold i can feel it
I can feel it, this next one will be a gold, I know it.
This next one is a gold, I can feel it,
I can feel it in my bones.
My bones were wrong.
I can feel it in my mind now.
This is a gold.
I have a song request, it might help you.
Are you willing to hear it?
Oh no.
Change up the energy a bit, no?
Can you hear me?
I don't know if you can hear me.
Bro, bro, bro, no.
We, no.
Only, only, only, you got 15 left brother,
you got 15 left.
You gotta play one song to just change the energy a little bit, bro.
Bobby can feel the energy.
The song is kinda busier right now.
Sabrina? Sabrina Carpenter?
Expresso.
You gotta turn it into a baddie, bro.
You gotta turn it into a baddie.
Good call. Good call.
It is a good call. It's a vibe shift from what's going on right now.
You can cue it up.
You can cue it up. You can cue it up.
You can just cue it up. You don't have to skip the current.
I'm just telling you, you gotta change up the head and Bobby can feel it.
I chewed it.
Oh my god.
I have to finish this before the song is over.
I have to finish this before the song is over.
I hope this is a 10 minute song right now.
Goat Goat Goat.
Bro, I can't in full tilted mode listen to fucking Espresso while getting fucked in the ass by Bobby.
Oh, hell no.
Kill me.
Goat Goat Goat.
Gold, gold, gold. Please give me a gold. Please give me a gold. Please give me a gold right now.
Please give me a gold right now. Please give me a gold right now. Please give me a gold right now.
Is it not real? Is gold not real? Are golds- sorry, are golds not real?
So if it's real, you have to say are. If it's singular, you have to say is.
I...
Gold, gold, gold.
It doesn't exist. It does not exist. It does not exist.
Gold. Maybe join Jinx here on Valo.
Yo gold gold it's loading. It's loading
And let me guess I open up this terminal after it's been loading kill me
I
Goals goals why is it talking too much? Oh my god
good come on come on do for us I'm so done
yo yo yo yo yo why is he dancing oh my god
God, God, God. God, God, God.
What the fuck?
So, speak to me. Are we seeing this?
Are we seeing this?
I'm drained. I have no energy.
I feel empty.
Gold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gold
Gold profit today
Thinking about you thinking about me. I don't even know the lyrics
Eric's
You're while we're on that bro
What's her name?
Sorry, I miss click I actually miss click Chaser. I didn't mean to I'm wanted to put it into the queue
I like to have a model gold gold gold gold gold
Thank you for the 2000 iskender burger or kebab
I'm not a burger guy, bro. I'm not a burger guy kebab is go to bro kebab is go a tet not even close for me. Sorry
Mr.. I can't actually with a tan do two trade ups
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop. No, no, no rituals, but I appreciate it much
Play the song, can't get you out of my head, but Kylie Minogue
Only take a break into a kind of trade-off trust
Cart game, I would rather just quit. I'm not gonna lie, but I appreciate it. I appreciate the advice guys
I appreciate the advice. Gold, gold, gold
Gold, gold, gold
Yo, Taylor Swiftflare, I think with a 5. I appreciate that. Taylor, go to the left
Ah, come on, go, go, let's see, give me a gold, appreciate that Taylor, gold, gold.
Come on, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Guys, our business is officially providing a dead cat bounce, the terminals are going up in price.
What?
Good work, gentlemen
What did you say they're gonna price?
Flum it's not looking good flum this game is fucking ass
Flum this game is fucking ass, bro
Yeah, these guys don't know these guys do not know
Let's go to Valorant from I'm not joking it may be time cold cold cold I'm doing my
part for the business I'm doing my part for the business that's what I'd like to
go it go it go it land the sea
go it go it go it check there's gold in this right is this clip real or was it just a
All I've seen is blues this song even better from now come on crazy gold gold gold
Guys
He did it that we were looking at a clip guys
That was a clip that was not that was a blue shirt blue shirt
Congrats! Yo!
Bro, put the cherry on the cake.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Missy goal, missy goal!
Smash my iPad now, I dare you.
Thank you, Bobby.
Goal it, goal it, goal it!
Goal it, goal it, goal it!
Hi when you come into Stockholm again, I don't know bro next event is what's that um, bro
What?
And major soon chat no Cologne major is the next one right? Oh?
And then Singapore check am I weird don't clip this room this is between you and I okay this between you and I
I'm more excited for the Singapore major than the Cologne one hands are high in there. I
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know even though I'm German. I don't know. I
Just feel like Germany and Cologne specifically, right?
They had so many tournaments already so many grand finals which were hyped and not hyped if you now get a mid-grand final
The crowd may be off a little bit. You know, I don't know
If they've been at 20 grand fines already because most of the people will be cologne people going right? I
know
Singapore you have a fresh audience. They're gonna be hyped for whatever I was playing bro. I'm telling you
Good good good. I'm just excited to explore Singapore sheesh
Yo, yo
Four more to go. Four more to go, and we're down 2000 on terminals. What gloves can I
even get at this point? That makes sense. It would have to be cloud chaser gloves, minimum
Well, off actually no
Cloud chase the double dragon gg wait, why would I say wait?
Check my steam showcase I've only opened 94 terminus and that's what I got foggy send me a steam you didn't include this team
Good, good, good. Put in the chat, put in the chat.
And now, three to go, three to go. Surely there's a goal, surely it exists, right?
Surely it's real. Surely it's real. I mean, all, not all just crazy. Hoping for nothing.
to go to to go to to go
So this guy opened 90 up
Push it into that
I'm done with this game though.
I'm not going to spend significant amounts of this anymore or hell no.
Last one.
Last one.
boys we're down to one terminal I've opened I would say max steam balance
which is what seven euros a pop 2,000 divided by 7 I don't have a calc right
now but that's over 200 200 times 5 aka 5 respents every single one that's 1,000
What about to get a gold one and four hundred with epidemic one box seven congrats on that
that's not six six six only six only six down I have I have seen two rats I've not seen
one gold we're to the last terminal boys and girls here we go
mm-hmm
Good-bye stuff like we believe out it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's just luck that we need right? It's just luck
It's not like it's programmed to just fuck you in there every time. It's just luck. We just need to get lucky. I just need to get lucky
Right I just for everything that I'm gonna get come on you to get lucky lucky. We just need to get lucky if I
I spam the dice, roll it, and get 2x6's in a row. I'm lucky!
If I get 1000 blues from 2000 dollars.
I'm just unlucky, just unlucky! Last spam.
There it is.
You know what's disgusting?
The fact that I want to buy this. The fact that I want to fucking buy this for 4 cents.
Accepting. Accepting. Accepting it.
It.
They will use this as evidence in the Valve lawsuit. I hope so. I hope so.
Boys, I'm defeated.
I appreciate you guys for everything.
But I will leave the business I think up until something changes, which you probably won't, okay?
I wash you nothing but gloves, gloves, gloves, but I'm out. This is, this is not it.
Okay, take care bro.
Don't let Bob, don't let Bob balance by you again man.
I won't
Don't do the best of lots
In the future, endeavors
Much love, much love
Thank you, only gloves
Nothing but gloves to you guys, okay?
Non-stat-track rats, yeah, I got this, yeah, I got this
But at some point, maybe look in the mirror
And check if it was really worth it, okay?
Once the gloves are not profitable, please
Please don't ever
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not say that
Alright, guys, enjoy your night, enjoy your month
Enjoy your night, enjoy your month
Alright guys, enjoy your night, enjoy your morning, enjoy your evening, wherever you are. Peace out. Peace out.
Only gloves to you guys. Have a good one. God bless, God bless.
Yeah.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
I said six hours ago. Let's go max. Let's go max. Guys, I'm not joking when I say this.
This was what a thousand retries aka thousand cases, not one, not, not, not, not, I can't
cross my lips because it makes no sense not one gold 1500 you think could be
boys and girls do not open nothing in the shitty-ass game wow this is crazy
Guys, enjoy your night, morning, evening, wherever you are.
I am defeated, I am done, I am not happy, but maybe I should be happy.
Why?
Because I learned a lesson, which will benefit me later in life, to not engage with anything
in this game when it comes to spending money.
Sure, play a game of Premier, see how it goes.
Try to become better, try to become pro.
It's nice to climb up the ranks, right?
But when it comes to anything else in the shitty ass game, there's a reason why it's getting fucking sued, why it's illegal in some countries.
How is this legal in the Netherlands? I will talk to the king.
I will talk to the king. I'm not joking.
Boys and girls, enjoy night, morning, evening, wherever you are.
Thank you for staying around. Sorry for my vibes. I'm ACTUALLY...
I never stream when I'm in a bad mood.
I just skip a day, I take a read you, sir, which is not a good thing either, I know.
But I always try to be here on good vibes.
Sorry for streaming with bad vibes. Today was the first stream where I had a stream with bad vibes. Oh
hell no
boys and girls
Fuck this game bruh. Oh
my gosh and
the fact
That they do this
Right knowingly rinsing you cases was one thing a
More mad about this why because they're gonna ask you
for 200 dollars when the gloves cost 230 on the market knowing how we're gonna
take the first sale away these guys buy it up anyways they pay 200 for gloves we
can ask them that we can charge them that before we made the price of the
community now they spoon fed you or you're gonna pay 500 for the gloves
I'd give us that money. Oh hell no
Neh neh
Absolutely shameless and doing that to surround the laws of governments
While just becoming this greedy pig
And it would be one thing if there would be great updates coming dangerous and we release proximity chat
There were leaks in the game files. What are they even cooking? What are they cooking?
all they do is once every half a year take skins from the workshop not even in
their own house take skins from the workshop and check this out and check
this out the people that they pick from the workshop who's got the link to this
fucking contest they're paying people to get into the armory case how much
is it 5000 per skin or something show yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo or 20k or something
while pickpocketing pickpocketing millions is it 35k per skin I don't
think so plastic I was like 5k boys and girls I am out I am out one thing I do
want to say right now one thing I do want to say right now one thing I do
want to say right now. I'm not I'm not gonna open crazy shit anymore. Um, the
only it may only still be tomorrow. It may still only be tomorrow. Why? This is
gonna sound absolutely disgusting because I'm due. I'm not due. It's not a
thing. Being do is not a thing. But hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. If
These are still below 10 tomorrow and the prices that Bobby offers are still on paper.
Okay.
If he doesn't fuck you, then, um, then I'm all going tomorrow again.
But I don't know.
I know I shouldn't.
I know I shouldn't.
And I feel absolutely.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Boys, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Thank you so much for everything.
Thank you so much.
Sorry that you had to watch this.
And yeah, don't open anything in this game.
I'm not even joking.
I got four best gloves and 80 laptops all right. I don't even know what you just donated, but I appreciate the 20 dicks
Congrats bye-bye peace out boys and girls. I love you
I'll see you guys banger streams coming banger streams coming
We have blast hot a dumb from the arena coming up arena cold stream no home pixel for this tournament
We have some Minecraft check cookin
and some other shit I want to do, I don't know, we will see, we will see right now.
I can't think straight because I'm a little bit mad.
Boys and girls, I see you guys, when Rob's coaching, I'll ask him about that.
London replied to me today, but he has to give me a time.
I think he's down for a stream, but he just has to find a moment.