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04-12-2026 · 4h 53m

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[00:04:30] out of ten bad sleeping schedule how do I fix my sleeping schedule who figured it
[00:04:38] out bro who used to have a good bad sleeping schedule and then fixed it
[00:04:42] overnight I was in bad until I don't want to say it I don't want to say it
[00:04:50] bro guess guess guess when I left my bad this morning bro oh hell no 1 p.m. I
[00:04:58] I wish.
[00:04:59] Four, no, not that bad.
[00:05:02] I left my bat at fucking 2 PM, bro.
[00:05:05] I was awake, not able to sleep until five.
[00:05:09] What the fuck, bro?
[00:05:11] Because of the chess shit, bro.
[00:05:13] Because on Sunday I was awake until like six.
[00:05:16] I couldn't sleep, bro, because we won that chat.
[00:05:19] We got second, we got second, bro.
[00:05:21] But our boy, Jinsi, got fast, bro.
[00:05:22] Can't be mad at that.
[00:05:23] Can't be mad at that.
[00:05:24] So I'm super happy with that.
[00:05:26] So yeah, bro, I was hyped, I couldn't sleep, bro.
[00:05:31] You need an all nighter.
[00:05:33] Is this the answer, bro?
[00:05:36] On everything, I'm in a weird schedule right now, bro.
[00:05:39] I cannot sleep before five.
[00:05:42] What the fuck?
[00:05:44] You want 20K?
[00:05:45] Where's my money?
[00:05:46] Your brother from Poland, bro.
[00:05:47] Do I look like Jinxie, bro?
[00:05:49] Yo, with this profile picture,
[00:05:50] you're not getting a dime, bro.
[00:05:52] With that PFP, you're not getting a dime, bro.
[00:05:55] Why you asking bro listen bro listen today? We may share some money though today. We may share some money though
[00:06:01] today, I may
[00:06:03] Donate to the chat a little bit. I want to do what Jinxie
[00:06:06] Was doing recently bro. It looks hella fun
[00:06:11] Make me love win a hundred bugs
[00:06:17] You know me bro, you know me usually I dig a lot of stuff, so that's kind of sketchy for me, bro
[00:06:23] I don't know if we make a cap and one million we have to stop so but yeah, we're doing that
[00:06:30] Maybe later today. Why not bro? I already downloaded the game. It's like comedy now, bro
[00:06:35] Why not so already put a maybe get some stuff ready boys? Maybe get some stuff ready only you look jolly today
[00:06:41] I'm not jolly today, bro. I fucking let I woke up at two
[00:06:45] Completely cooked because my sleeping schedule is in the ass is in the ass and then I was doing my morning routine, right?
[00:06:53] I was preparing for my first coffee of the day. This is my second one first coffee already inside my tummy
[00:06:58] I was preparing my coffee. I was getting my water. I was making porridge right champions breakfast
[00:07:04] We all know putting the oats in the microwave put the fries in the back. I did that shit, bro
[00:07:08] I was cutting up my almonds always one handful of almonds every morning and then I open up my fridge
[00:07:15] Reaching for the beetroot juice
[00:07:18] No beetroot juice to be found bro. I
[00:07:20] I walk too little I ask very awesome employee. She was high last week. I was like yo, you got this you got you got
[00:07:29] Beetlejuice you have you have who to beat us up. Hey, yeah, you're gonna beat us up
[00:07:33] I'll still leave and she said yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have we have I'm super happy bro
[00:07:39] It's like three. I'm trying to go live, but I need my beetroot juice before I go live, bro
[00:07:43] And then she goes to the fucking section like here you go here you go and she points at some random smoothie, bro
[00:07:48] this is not Beetroot Juice bro I'm so sorry that I was like that ain't the one
[00:07:53] I'll go to jumbo thank you very much and then I went to now I actually went to
[00:07:56] Albert Hein another supermarket and then they had it but that's why I'm late
[00:08:01] bro that's why I'm late but I did have my Beetroot Juice bro I bought all the
[00:08:05] remaining bottles of Beetroot Juice bro I bought four bottles all the ones
[00:08:08] that were there. I finally a streamer is live. Hi is everyone AFK today.
[00:08:14] Hey, hey time to clock in boys and girls time to clock in on a Sunday working on the weekend like usual
[00:08:21] Drake and I were locked
[00:08:23] We are locked
[00:08:25] W Beetroot juice, bro. I need my beetroot juice every morning, bro
[00:08:29] Chat start drinking beetroot juice, bro, but check with your doctor if you have heart problems then don't bro
[00:08:33] But if you're healthy like me if you're healthy like me
[00:08:37] Then beetroot juice. Gee
[00:08:40] Gee bro, it's like a truck
[00:08:42] I swear without being reduced. I'm not locked in bro. What is this called the champ sent this guy Kara law
[00:08:50] Alright chat, do we scam this last giveaway winner and should I give it?
[00:08:54] So should I re-roll it to one in the chat right now type one if you want a carambat Lore instead of corgi champ
[00:09:01] Corgi jam probably for God, bro
[00:09:04] W30 for keeping track
[00:09:06] I'd wait oh bang bang
[00:09:09] one where was my authenticator though Sally remind me to accept this later okay
[00:09:15] like bang I don't know if you tested a battle scott Sally feel tested a battle
[00:09:19] scott if you say battle scott GG Sally right now you could say feel tested and
[00:09:25] he gets you tested bro this is I think feel tested let me check one second
[00:09:30] yeah chat how are you doing today bro how was your day today again today I
[00:09:34] have nothing planned bro and sometimes those streams are a complete disaster
[00:09:37] We've seen it and sometimes sometimes they can turn into a nice little sash
[00:09:42] You know what I mean? Actually now we do do some shit today today. We're doing the comedy night shit
[00:09:46] But that's just you guys I just sit here and try not to laugh right?
[00:09:49] I don't have to do nothing you have to work on the weekend like usual trying to make me laugh and then
[00:09:56] Maybe we're doing something in Geogasa today with zigzag chat. He sent me like a thing
[00:10:00] I hope he's not trying to hack me. He said like download this and then you can set
[00:10:05] infinite guesses and Geogasso so I'm trying to be the Geogasso pro with
[00:10:09] infinite guesses I don't know how that's gonna go on I hope I won't get burned
[00:10:13] for cheating bro use AI again oh my god that fucking girl bro oh hell no bro
[00:10:20] check what do we think about the Saikunodrama bro what do we think about
[00:10:25] the Saikunodrama bro I'm always there when there's drama bro yep yep
[00:10:32] This right here bro popcorn laugh. I'm there bro. I'm there. Why don't I see emojis? What?
[00:10:39] Where's my 7 TV, bro?
[00:10:41] Guys everybody put a 7 TV emoji right now, bro. I need to see if it works
[00:10:47] There we go, there we go, there's my popcorn guy w bro. Um
[00:10:53] What do we think?
[00:10:55] 40 year old child what me I stand with Saikun or your chill, bro
[00:11:00] SNBOX SKINS. I got kicked in my balls by my crush.
[00:11:05] Oh, I'm sorry for you, bro.
[00:11:08] Time letiable. I don't know what that means.
[00:11:11] New map. Real or not real.
[00:11:14] What is this? Sources.
[00:11:16] Karrigan set to join Falcons before Cologne...
[00:11:19] Is this why they're playing like garbage right now?
[00:11:24] Chatface didn't even qualify before Cologne Major.
[00:11:28] Is this a joke is this a joke
[00:11:39] Did bro throw on face on purpose so they have less up opposition on in the major with like him him and his falcons boys
[00:11:49] Bro said guys trust me bro rush be knowing that they all on be
[00:11:54] Check HLTV, Seyvallahi bro, is this actually real?
[00:12:00] Great move, it is Kyle, I don't think this is a troll guy, like he's, I met him, he's
[00:12:04] not that type of guy to make a troll tweet about this, right?
[00:12:09] Vaz, Karrigan to join Falcons, Karrigan stint with Faze is coming to a close after
[00:12:18] the team's disastrous I am Cologne qualifying campaign.
[00:12:22] This is real.
[00:12:27] So minus kicks in plus Kerrigan.
[00:12:29] That is a really good exchange now for Falcons.
[00:12:33] Will they have what it takes to win tournaments now?
[00:12:35] That's the question.
[00:12:36] Oh, I don't know, bro.
[00:12:40] I don't know, bro.
[00:12:41] Sally remind me about the knife giveaway winner after stream, please.
[00:12:44] What is this, bro?
[00:12:46] announces draft and plans to go to war
[00:12:53] I would not go to war without a good skin, bro
[00:12:58] It's a mess of I saw this
[00:13:04] But Chad are we going to war I don't how we're not going to war bro like let's let's let's not do that, bro
[00:13:09] Why are we not just all like playing games and like just chill bro like why why why why why why do we got to
[00:13:16] do this bro chillax bro chillax what is this just a church of marica what is this
[00:13:24] Elnring movie said should they said that would make an Elnring movie no this is
[00:13:30] the type of movie where you go where I would go to the cinema too bro oh my
[00:13:34] gosh I played some night rain recently bro let me get an additional flask right
[00:13:38] now let me get an additional flask right now oh my gosh bro I will jump over and
[00:13:44] take a selfie I don't care but I wouldn't destroy anything I'm not a
[00:13:48] rowdy bro what is this
[00:13:58] fucking world cup our song what the fuck is a song
[00:14:03] is this real coming tomorrow that's the day
[00:14:08] what country is this this looks fucking sick bro like the type of landscape that
[00:14:19] makes me want to move there bro and just settle imagine walking your dog here
[00:14:25] bro imagine walking your dog here bro oh my god you come home you open some
[00:14:30] cases with this view. Oh, it's Canada. No shot. Is this what
[00:14:40] Canada looks like? Oh my God. Canada is so sexy, bro. On
[00:14:47] everything. It's so sexy. Who's from Canada in the chat,
[00:14:50] bro? No, your anymore clips anymore clips. I'm clicking
[00:14:53] anything and everything right now. One G bro. Thank you for
[00:14:56] fucking 53 months 53 months
[00:15:04] full chopped question let me see let me see let me see this is the biggest
[00:15:10] crash I've seen in see no front but who do you know who is this coming through
[00:15:18] in the end not necessarily about calling or anything so is this in my
[00:15:23] the counter strike bro is part of team focus yeah I don't think he's focused
[00:15:32] bro
[00:15:35] bro lost his focus bro oh my gosh
[00:15:41] he's actually going in this how you kill someone by the way I don't ask him
[00:15:47] I know but this is how you kill someone oh like with the elbow bro look at the
[00:15:50] Bang! Oh my gosh. So much force. So much force.
[00:15:54] Holding on to things so...
[00:15:56] Oh, that's rough.
[00:15:58] Holy aggression.
[00:15:59] Wow.
[00:16:00] Coming through in the end.
[00:16:01] Jadav, I always wonder if your team owner, bro, you get mad at this?
[00:16:06] Like, I think it's a double-edged sword, bro.
[00:16:08] I wouldn't be full mad. Why?
[00:16:10] Because, bro, this guy is doing like this guy is full tilted that he lost, bro.
[00:16:13] Imagine your team doesn't care if they lose, bro.
[00:16:15] Like, this guy is... This guy needs to win, bro.
[00:16:18] Give me that guy, bro. I don't know.
[00:16:19] as long as he doesn't do it during the game you know and he doesn't play
[00:16:25] worse because of it what is this oh man chat I don't want it now it's gonna be
[00:16:33] post like oh my god he just like because it's again like this game just
[00:16:37] crypto people invested no by the way my YouTube people actually invested into
[00:16:41] this my YouTube guys shut they told me about this game like half a year ago and
[00:16:44] we're like Joe did you know that that the guys from Gary Smott are making a
[00:16:49] game and you can buy skins there and they're spending the whole paychecks that
[00:16:52] I'm giving them from YouTube they spend it on this game bro I hope they don't
[00:16:56] leave me now bro because look at the item prices bro look at the item prices
[00:17:00] chat from the creators of Gary's mod they created a new game it's not released
[00:17:03] yet I think cardboard king price $400 and I think you bought these in game
[00:17:10] for how much for like two or like five something like that I don't know
[00:17:15] school helmet to 250 yikes we said we sold early don't worry are you stupid
[00:17:23] iPad this one talking about said iPad one of my YouTube editors did you actually
[00:17:28] sell or not be honest bro the IRS is not watching say what I he sold early
[00:17:38] don't tell me you fucking sold early bro they'll be stupid as hell I told you to
[00:17:42] Keep it bro. I told you this is the best like this is a great call
[00:17:47] Say what are you so early cheeky 4x? Oh you're actually so early oh
[00:17:55] My god, you're so stupid. Sorry. Sorry. You're a man to fire you but like because of this
[00:17:59] I'm not joking bro. I don't want to have a guy work on my youtube videos was stupid. Oh
[00:18:04] My gosh, why would you sell are you stupid? Are you actually dumb before any streamer reacted to this market and stuff?
[00:18:12] Of course it's going to go higher than 4x
[00:18:14] Bro, nobody knew about this game
[00:18:16] Chet they pitched me this idea like yo bro, by the way, did you know about this?
[00:18:19] And I was like no I don't
[00:18:21] What the why would you sell?
[00:18:22] I will be strolling did
[00:18:23] Did Denny sell as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
[00:18:25] I'll pay
[00:18:27] What the fuck?
[00:18:30] That is actually dumb as hell bro
[00:18:34] Bro
[00:18:37] I'll do another hook up one
[00:18:39] What?
[00:18:40] Are those his cases or is he cocking chat?
[00:18:42] When I watch arrow clips, I never know, bro.
[00:18:44] I never know.
[00:18:45] Is this real?
[00:18:48] Um...
[00:18:50] Maybe I shouldn't have quick-opened that one.
[00:18:52] I think it is.
[00:18:54] Okay, another Damascus steal.
[00:19:00] We're on the Damascus time zone. I see. I get it.
[00:19:02] Maybe one more?
[00:19:03] Another quick-open?
[00:19:05] Back to back.
[00:19:06] That could have been crazy.
[00:19:08] Is there another one in this?
[00:19:09] No way, no.
[00:19:10] The mask is dead.
[00:19:11] Back to nothing.
[00:19:11] Now we need one more.
[00:19:14] If so, I'm gonna fucking drink this coffee.
[00:19:16] Oh!
[00:19:17] Oh!
[00:19:17] What?!
[00:19:18] What?!
[00:19:18] What?!
[00:19:19] What?!
[00:19:19] What?!
[00:19:20] What?!
[00:19:20] What?!
[00:19:21] What?!
[00:19:21] What?!
[00:19:22] What?!
[00:19:24] Brother, what?!
[00:19:27] Drinking coffee at 6pm is Diaboliker.
[00:19:29] Well, I guess what, bro?
[00:19:30] I'm Diaboliker.
[00:19:30] What are you gonna do about it, bro?
[00:19:32] What are you gonna do about it, huh?
[00:19:33] What are you gonna do about it?
[00:19:34] Are you gonna stop me from drinking my coffee?
[00:19:35] You can't!
[00:19:36] Oh, you want me to stop drinking my coffee, but you can't ah? Oh am I punchable right now?
[00:19:41] Oh take my coffee away then you can't do nothing bro. You can't do nothing
[00:19:47] All right, what else but quick little fucking time and I'll see how it goes good good good good
[00:19:52] Good gold gold
[00:19:55] Slider them baby slided it I'm nine nine nine nine nine
[00:20:00] Chet, do we play some Maloran today?
[00:20:03] Ooh, go live on YouTube?
[00:20:05] Oh, I forgot.
[00:20:07] Thank you, Papi.
[00:20:09] Ah.
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[00:20:29] deny suck boom chat what day is today I actually don't know is it Sunday already
[00:20:38] um boom boom boom it's Sunday vast okay is that good or bad chat I'm live
[00:20:53] tomorrow I think I'm live tomorrow bro I'm we're going Batman on Tuesday bro
[00:20:56] So, tomorrow I'm live.
[00:21:01] Live and A live.
[00:21:04] Let's go.
[00:21:05] Alright, I'm going to be live on the YouTube chat.
[00:21:09] Bang!
[00:21:10] Why is it not working bro?
[00:21:14] Am I stupid?
[00:21:15] Yo, YouTube puppy, please bro.
[00:21:21] You stream 1-2 times a week.
[00:21:22] That's not true bro.
[00:21:23] Yo bro.
[00:21:24] Was it disgusting that I wasn't live yesterday chat?
[00:21:27] I was actually cooked though bro.
[00:21:29] I was awake until 5 because of the chest turning bro.
[00:21:32] How long did I stream that day?
[00:21:34] It must have been long bro.
[00:21:35] I was fried like I was GG the next day.
[00:21:37] I was GG.
[00:21:38] Like my voice, I woke up like with no voice.
[00:21:40] I'm not joking bro.
[00:21:42] You inspired me to go to the gym today.
[00:21:45] Oh, not to go to the- oh.
[00:21:48] Huh?
[00:21:49] So you wanted to go?
[00:21:51] Then you thought about me and you didn't go?
[00:21:53] Yo, are you being dead ass right now?
[00:21:57] I hope this is not real.
[00:21:58] Why is Ang drinking chocolate milk?
[00:22:00] Chad, do I ban these people, bro?
[00:22:02] Like it's all negative messages.
[00:22:04] Al, Vape, how was the over a thousand illo?
[00:22:07] Why would you walk the king?
[00:22:09] Ang made it himself, professional.
[00:22:11] Not one message is positive.
[00:22:18] Is this actually a girl arranging me?
[00:22:21] or is it like his crush bro chill bro chill like chill with the messages I'm
[00:22:29] not joking what no hell no hell no I don't want like what where the positives
[00:22:34] where the positive messages deny into a code check this out this is what I'm
[00:22:38] and then I get
[00:22:40] I got you
[00:22:42] let me buy a red flag
[00:22:44] one fend truth
[00:22:46] what fend have you sold
[00:22:48] guys I don't sell fend
[00:22:50] okay that's only pixel
[00:22:52] only sells fend
[00:22:54] and I clean his cryptocurrency money
[00:22:56] whoa whoa
[00:22:58] what the fuck is this clip
[00:23:00] you know
[00:23:02] they've clearly come back and reset
[00:23:04] that's the truth
[00:23:06] I don't even have a crook
[00:23:09] What the fuck was that?
[00:23:10] Ah, Chad, what else?
[00:23:12] Are there any more clips, bro?
[00:23:14] Fused Batman?
[00:23:16] No, no, no, no! No more of this VR shit, bro!
[00:23:18] No more of this VR shit, bro!
[00:23:20] Also, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?
[00:23:24] Oh, I'm in life. Wait, I have to go.
[00:23:26] I have to press the go live button.
[00:23:28] Ah, YouTube, YouTube, how are we doing?
[00:23:30] One in the chat if you had a beautiful Saturday,
[00:23:33] and now it's Sunday and you're sad.
[00:23:35] Two in the chat if you don't care for Sunday three in the day of your walking on the weekend like usual for in the chat
[00:23:42] If you're happy right now five in the chat if you just ate something nice and your tummy is full
[00:23:49] Six in the chat if you like six seven seven in the chat
[00:23:54] eight in the chat
[00:23:57] Your fat go play VR chat. Oh my gosh
[00:24:03] You stream once a week all right. I'm done with the YouTube chat that will your YouTube chat
[00:24:12] Hell no, what is this?
[00:24:33] Lol, where is that allowed?
[00:24:36] This is the new cash guy, so what?
[00:24:38] What is the team by Jaffa?
[00:24:40] Is this allowed?
[00:24:42] How long are ten minutes?
[00:24:44] What are you talking about, bro?
[00:24:46] Is this allowed?
[00:24:48] What?
[00:24:50] Where is that allowed?
[00:24:52] Where is that allowed?
[00:24:54] What do you mean is that allowed, bro?
[00:24:56] Oh my gosh.
[00:24:58] That looks cool, though.
[00:25:00] What is this?
[00:25:02] I'm a doodle what up doodle ha ha your name doodle if you say doodle in German
[00:25:09] Dirtle instead of doodle with two dots above the o it's literally like a
[00:25:14] nickname for for wiener why would you want to say slur or the same you know
[00:25:19] chat how is tuna always so jolly like what the fuck is doing about how she
[00:25:28] always in the good mood what the fuck like that's that's kind of got it what
[00:25:33] else
[00:26:05] Oh, yo, this Loki brings me back.
[00:26:08] Like, it's weird that I'm getting nostalgic.
[00:26:12] Look at this logo.
[00:26:14] This logo just puts a smile on my face.
[00:26:16] Oh, my God.
[00:26:18] I never really inspected it, Chad.
[00:26:21] It looks fake when you keep looking at it.
[00:26:24] Look at this shit.
[00:26:25] They didn't change it in years,
[00:26:27] and now they change it for the new case,
[00:26:28] and it looks awful, bro.
[00:26:30] Look at the fucking, what do you even call this?
[00:26:32] Like, the fan?
[00:26:33] The fan?
[00:26:34] It's so clean. It's low rest compared to the rest as well.
[00:26:38] And then the knife loads in, bro.
[00:26:40] Oh my gosh.
[00:26:42] I can't do that anymore.
[00:26:44] I can't do that anymore, Chad.
[00:26:46] What else? Oh my gosh.
[00:26:51] Any more clips? Yeah, you're nail gay.
[00:26:53] Any more clips? What is this?
[00:26:57] I have to play here now.
[00:26:59] What?
[00:27:00] XQC outside?
[00:27:02] As you start passing the rocks, it's in play.
[00:27:05] This is real.
[00:27:06] You know what?
[00:27:08] Freakin' saying.
[00:27:09] Just put it back.
[00:27:10] We won the VOD.
[00:27:11] Put this camera.
[00:27:12] Wait.
[00:27:13] Just as you can't...
[00:27:14] Shut.
[00:27:15] Jesse may be the GOAT, no?
[00:27:17] Bro, call me nuts, but those streams look fuckin' boss, bro.
[00:27:21] Like no shot X would go golfing if he didn't have this guy right here, bro.
[00:27:25] W fuckin' Jesse, no?
[00:27:26] You know what?
[00:27:27] Freakin' saying.
[00:27:28] I can not say.
[00:27:29] There's no shot he would go golfing like this.
[00:27:31] Oh my god, I didn't mind you losing or oh my god
[00:27:37] Can I put it back on the teeth? Tell me yes or no quick?
[00:27:46] Anyway, yeah freaking shit this thing far
[00:27:50] Well, last thing that was a birdie right do it. Should we do some more IRL shit too, bro?
[00:27:54] Mmm, I don't know how I feel about our bro. I don't know how I feel about our
[00:28:01] Jesse goes fishing, Zibao.
[00:28:03] Okay, are we getting really hard?
[00:28:05] This looks fun.
[00:28:10] What?
[00:28:11] Are we getting really hard?
[00:28:17] I don't know how he went all in, bro.
[00:28:19] Really?
[00:28:21] Really?
[00:28:23] Where did it go?
[00:28:26] Life replay!
[00:28:28] It's not a bad struggle.
[00:28:30] Watch out for this time!
[00:28:33] Jesus!
[00:28:35] He said I didn't count, I'm dropping!
[00:28:37] Drop it! Drop it!
[00:28:38] Really?
[00:28:40] Shit!
[00:28:41] Bro, golfing looks fun though, bro!
[00:28:44] Chad is golfing a goaded sport, bro?
[00:28:46] Wait, wait, wait!
[00:28:47] Most hype golf moment ever!
[00:28:52] What is the moment that makes you want to watch this tournament?
[00:28:55] Oh, sorry, that makes you want to watch golf.
[00:28:57] Show me the moment, bro!
[00:28:59] Will I get banned if I watch this? No, right?
[00:29:03] Let me see this shit real quick.
[00:29:04] I've never really watched Golf Pro.
[00:29:07] Is this what's his name?
[00:29:08] Tiger Woods?
[00:29:13] Banned.
[00:29:13] How the hell did that happen eventually?
[00:29:16] After I've terribly shot the first one,
[00:29:19] the second one was sitting perfect.
[00:29:21] It was sitting up, down grain.
[00:29:24] It was a shot that I knew I could spin it or it would stop.
[00:29:27] so I could be very aggressive on the shot to put the spin on it.
[00:29:31] The only problem was...
[00:29:33] You can spin it!
[00:29:35] Left, left, and down the slope.
[00:29:37] All I wanted to do was have the ball just triple down there.
[00:29:40] Suck!
[00:29:41] No shot, no shot!
[00:29:48] Okay, listen, listen. That was a good shot.
[00:29:51] But that music...
[00:29:53] Like the hype of the music versus what what just happened. I don't know. I don't know
[00:29:58] I feel like when I look like I had a football highlight. It's it's it's kind of more even, you know
[00:30:16] Like this song it's like I don't know like if this makes the song makes anything high, right?
[00:30:19] You can show me and make a highlight of me doing the laundry brown with a chapel to put our all right now
[00:30:24] like the show was good, but
[00:30:26] Yeah, like let's see this
[00:30:29] They've got to be some highlights where like Tiger Woods
[00:30:34] Swings and then the fucking ball high in the air guess what?
[00:30:42] American Eagle picks it up thinks it's like some food or something thinks it's the thing puts it into
[00:30:47] to it's fucking home where it's breeding the the kids right we're trying to like give them food
[00:30:54] right and it's like whoa whoa wait what the the chickens they don't want the ball they don't want
[00:30:57] the ball then the ball rolls out of the nest inside of the whole hole in one there's gotta be
[00:31:04] some shit like that no no way it's just basic shots that this is easy
[00:31:17] joke guys when i want to shit talk golf
[00:31:20] but call me nuts call me nuts
[00:31:24] well but like this this doesn't make me want to like
[00:31:27] just leave my house right now and go play golf this makes me like
[00:31:30] it looks like it looks chill when i want to chill with my boys
[00:31:34] but it doesn't get me going you know what i mean
[00:31:36] table tennis bro you see crazy fucking bum
[00:31:38] all across the fucking arena the ball they have to defend it bro
[00:31:42] the guy is fake spinning it the guy is trying to evaluate
[00:31:44] whoa whoa whoa how do i have to hit it
[00:31:46] Batman bang bang smashing to smash into fucking jumping defense he's throwing the
[00:31:52] bat it hits the shuttlecock goes straight above the net suck lost the point
[00:31:57] you know what I mean this this is just am I hating on golf right now I'm sorry
[00:32:02] bro this is this the best they got
[00:32:05] No front! Maybe once I get older bro!
[00:32:09] Wait it all day long!
[00:32:10] This looks cool!
[00:32:11] But call me nuts Chad I feel like there's two types of uns oh my god I
[00:32:14] I just figured it out, I just figured it out.
[00:32:18] Chat, when you're Ankh, you're either part,
[00:32:22] you're either the type of guy that goes for a beer
[00:32:25] with the boys, you're open-minded, you watch darts.
[00:32:32] When you're open-minded, you go for a beer,
[00:32:33] you crack jokes, even when you're 50,
[00:32:35] you still got some high school friends,
[00:32:37] versus you're 50, you're suited up,
[00:32:41] you work at Microsoft, working on the weekend
[00:32:44] usual tomorrow Monday we go for golf with the wife suck call me absolutely
[00:32:49] nuts bro caught is is it like that maybe I'm reading too much into this bro but
[00:32:54] to me that's like you're uncle you watch starts your uncle you watch golf
[00:32:58] you pick a side these are the complete opposites are they not like look at
[00:33:09] these guys bro polo shirts look at the crap where everybody polo shorts but
[00:33:13] fucking polo cap
[00:33:15] at darts bro, people are sipping beers, they're naked, it's the breasts out
[00:33:18] bada bing bada bang, feels like my yorka, what the hell is going on
[00:33:22] guys walking out to a bulletproof
[00:33:24] call me nuts
[00:33:26] i'm off the darts that guy
[00:33:31] i don't fuck with golf bro, i'm sorry bro
[00:33:33] sorry, no disrespect to all the golfers in the chat
[00:33:35] right now if you're watching bro, if you're a professional golfer bro, i'm sorry bro
[00:33:39] this is, this is
[00:33:41] Like just look at this comparison shot if you don't know because right now you may not know what I'm talking about
[00:33:46] Look at this shit, bro fucking
[00:33:49] dirt
[00:33:50] most insane show me the one with the
[00:33:54] This one
[00:33:58] This was live
[00:34:01] Imagine you're in this fucking arena with your boys, bro or your wife feels something bro. Look at this, bro
[00:34:05] the breaker throw in this set if he wants to level up the world championship five
[00:34:11] Michael back down
[00:34:18] Look how fast past of this
[00:34:26] We got science in this bro
[00:34:29] Like it's fucking phage versus navi and cs bro
[00:34:32] Look at these guys bro
[00:34:34] I'm about to see a sign owner sold me a friend bro
[00:34:36] These guys are unlocked
[00:34:38] These guys are unlocked bro
[00:34:40] I'm gonna be in the crowd with my boys watching darts, bro
[00:34:46] Maybe even not when I'm 50 I want to go right now. I want to go right now. I'm 27. Holy fuck, bro
[00:34:56] 80
[00:35:10] Wow the world champion final, Michael van Goen.
[00:35:17] And the world final, just Mrs. Double 12, over to you Michael Schmetzer.
[00:35:26] One man misses, that's the other man gets.
[00:35:29] No scoring either.
[00:35:31] Come on Spongebob!
[00:35:34] Yes, Double 12!
[00:35:36] That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life!
[00:35:42] I can't fucking, I can't fucking talk in a boat!
[00:35:46] And so rightfully, I'm a rainbow!
[00:35:50] I'm a rainbow! I'm a rainbow!
[00:35:54] Bro, I have goosebumps!
[00:35:56] I have goosebumps!
[00:35:57] I have goosebumps!
[00:35:58] I have goosebumps!
[00:35:59] But that is simply the best thing I've done!
[00:36:04] I'm not crazy
[00:36:06] Team go for team dots bro. Are you team team go for team dots when you have your 50s?
[00:36:10] Maybe we have some 50 years in the chat maybe higher
[00:36:13] What would you play bro because I feel like it like it's it's death. It's two different unsports and you also have tennis right?
[00:36:18] I feel like tennis maybe in the middle tennis maybe in the middle, but way more on the golf side. That's holy shit
[00:36:24] These guys man that is boss
[00:36:27] Bowling yo, send me some highlights. What is this? What is this? What is this like bro?
[00:36:34] That's time, damn it!
[00:36:36] Look at this, this is like MMA for honest, bro.
[00:36:39] Steven!
[00:36:40] Watch out!
[00:36:42] Like, corner, like, Regga was walking off, bro.
[00:36:45] Like, what the fuck?
[00:36:48] Like...
[00:36:56] Look at this guy, bro.
[00:36:59] That's a sign.
[00:37:00] Fabulous, bro.
[00:37:04] Take the picture with the chicken jake!
[00:37:11] That's my gold bro, that's my gold bro!
[00:37:16] Haha, I said where these events held bro.
[00:37:21] Because nowhere you have this lit of a crowd.
[00:37:22] Which country could this even be?
[00:37:23] I see here some Swedish, is it Swedish?
[00:37:26] Is it European?
[00:37:28] Is it?
[00:37:29] It's the UK?
[00:37:30] Are they always in the UK?
[00:37:33] What is this yo what is that bro what is that
[00:37:44] ok let me see bro do you have some like things do you have some sports that are comparable
[00:37:51] bro do you have some highlights that are comparable to the one of that that I just
[00:37:55] showed you bro do you have something bro we haven't done this in a bit we haven't
[00:37:59] done this in a bit first time chatter video unavailable okay you want to get
[00:38:05] me banned huh you want to get me banned huh what is this
[00:38:12] let's see we got a submission coming in we got a golf defender we got a golf
[00:38:16] defender let's see it bro John Ram hits amazing water shot let's see bro
[00:38:24] Okay, that's kinda crazy.
[00:38:29] Vaz!
[00:38:30] No way that hits.
[00:38:32] If that hits, then it's literally one underbelly.
[00:38:36] That's pretty fucking close though.
[00:38:40] It didn't hit, but it's...
[00:38:42] Killing, killing, killing.
[00:38:44] AI, that's AI.
[00:38:46] That's gotta be AI.
[00:38:48] Vaz!
[00:38:52] how check his fucking rocket there's got to be a magnet in the ball and they
[00:39:02] were just clip farming or I can't believe it how is this clip real
[00:39:12] FAS!
[00:39:13] Chet, isn't it super hard to get a hole in one?
[00:39:22] And then he fucking randomly splashes it across the water bro like he's skipping stones?
[00:39:28] I can't believe it right now.
[00:39:29] What is this?
[00:39:30] He's ball-fighting twice this weekend.
[00:39:31] The fuck is this?
[00:39:32] So he has something to get around?
[00:39:33] He's out!
[00:39:34] Randomly inside crank and stuff.
[00:39:35] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[00:39:36] And then it happens, cuts the curve.
[00:39:37] What's going on?
[00:39:38] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[00:39:39] What are they wobbling like that?
[00:39:40] They're wobbling like that.
[00:39:41] You're gonna see if they'll be any type of penalty there, that means that was kind of a...
[00:39:44] Fucking YouTube shock?
[00:39:45] Ah, when I got in Dubai, I was driving a fucking Mercedes-Benz G-Sass on the tight.
[00:39:48] So, uh, we'll see what happens, but...
[00:39:50] What?
[00:39:51] That can be...
[00:39:52] What the fuck?
[00:39:53] What the fuck?
[00:39:54] What the fuck?
[00:39:55] What happened?
[00:39:56] What happened?
[00:39:57] What happened?
[00:39:58] All that will be closer to it.
[00:40:00] Oh!
[00:40:01] Why is that big something?
[00:40:03] Why is that big something?
[00:40:04] Awesome, awesome, awesome.
[00:40:06] Chubby.
[00:40:07] Chubby.
[00:40:08] do they have the option to go around a while yes they're like bro is this
[00:40:15] Mario Kart RL bro why is that fucking ramp like like a fucking skipping Mario
[00:40:19] Kart bro on the fucking track where you're supposed to go on an S line bro
[00:40:24] guess how many people are taking the normal road bro
[00:40:28] Nobody
[00:40:38] That's not a real headlight isn't what the fuck am I looking at chat what the choice shall be creed will not live
[00:40:50] It's literally sponsored by hot wheels
[00:40:58] All the good morse gets the inside makes the
[00:41:01] We saw grab in there
[00:41:03] The biggest empty hit wants any right there
[00:41:07] What the fuck that's not bad. I've never seen that brah. I'm not even joking. What is this?
[00:41:17] Sam
[00:41:19] It's not bad, it's not bad.
[00:41:31] Am I a hater bro?
[00:41:34] Am I a hater?
[00:41:35] I just feel like I wouldn't vibe with those people in the crowd bro.
[00:41:38] And that's what the event is about right?
[00:41:39] You go to an event to like have a nice time bro.
[00:41:42] Like I feel like everyone here has a snob no?
[00:41:44] Am I am I too pre-justed pre-ju pre-pre how do you say like I'm pre-pre-judging
[00:41:52] I don't know bro. Like look even how the stadium looks
[00:41:59] Like I feel like if this guy says like
[00:42:02] Yeah, my opponent didn't really play too good boom. He gets cancelled, bro
[00:42:06] All those all those like I'm like, you know, he can't say no smell like this is disrespectful for the sport
[00:42:11] call me now it's shit like this happening in gold yeah you know okay
[00:42:14] bro I need to know
[00:42:27] yeah I don't know bro I don't know what is this what is this what is this
[00:42:32] Ah!
[00:42:38] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
[00:42:40] Suck on a horse.
[00:42:42] Me need go up on a horse.
[00:42:44] That's got to be expensive.
[00:42:48] Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
[00:42:49] We're fast, we're fast.
[00:42:50] He's won with the horse.
[00:42:52] Where's the goal?
[00:42:53] It's there.
[00:42:53] Suck on the wall or no?
[00:42:55] How do you win?
[00:42:56] How do you win?
[00:42:57] You have to admit it?
[00:42:58] Oh whoa.
[00:43:02] Is this the LeBron of fucking Polo?
[00:43:06] That's like a cricket
[00:43:09] Was that a defense?
[00:43:19] Should I think I'm behind the spot bro
[00:43:21] I think I'm behind the spot bro because the boss are probably also having hella fun probably right
[00:43:26] Iron horses the type of like and like they like being together with other horses, which they are and they like being like
[00:43:32] Active and shit. The horses are having fun. It's fun for you to play
[00:43:37] This is this seems chill, bro
[00:43:40] And it looks like
[00:43:43] Oh, I wouldn't mind like having a teammate like my horse, bro
[00:43:46] Like you're one with a horse, bro, like look in G look in G. Oh my god of my horse is trolling though
[00:43:51] Oh my gosh imagine your horse is trolling a free goalie, bro that day no food, bro that day no wheat
[00:43:57] I'm being badass, bro. I'm being badass that shit will tell me ton of pressure coming in on
[00:44:04] Yeah, I know this one, bro. I know I is this is this counter
[00:44:10] counter-rike
[00:44:21] Requarts outer damage onto the AWP and now Zywoo slides away. No fast moves
[00:44:27] Don gets into the back of the site. This is a one V five. He can sense the fear
[00:44:33] Rotation around for Zywoo. He's calculating moving slowly, but with conviction. Oh, man
[00:44:39] They still stay separate. This would be huge
[00:44:41] He's not gonna look for the pickoff in the heaven from hot or is he gonna stay in squeaky the decision?
[00:44:46] He has to make
[00:44:48] Donk comes back. I will remember full health over onto the AK. They're beating a backs to him
[00:44:54] Jowdy this good
[00:45:18] I
[00:45:20] Don't trust the guy who sent this clip. He said you will be a
[00:45:24] It's not a troll clip. I thought it was gonna be a Rick roll. What is this?
[00:45:30] We're gonna have one
[00:45:35] Before I watch this clip, I'm not the biggest f1 fan bro. I'm not the biggest f1 fan, bro
[00:45:40] You're driving circuits and then what I don't know, bro
[00:45:44] Also, I thought that the sport is kind of like it's really hard to get into like a little bit of nepotism going on
[00:45:49] I kind of like the stories like in Counter-Strike bro
[00:45:52] Don't who came from nowhere his brother told him his brother showed him how to play CS, bro
[00:45:57] fucking people from from
[00:46:00] Countries where they don't have a lot going to an internet cafe trying a game and then they become pro in it
[00:46:06] Shit probably the same with that bro. You play that with your boys at a bar all the sudden wait hold up
[00:46:11] I'm kind of good at this next thing you know on stage, bro. That doesn't happen enough one right call me crazy
[00:46:15] It's it's all it's people that are all connected the Sun goes to the Sun goes to the tournament
[00:46:20] They have the car they have connection to the to the company GG. I don't know bro. They're kind of throws me off
[00:46:26] But let's see
[00:46:28] 2021 Hamilton has the advantage for Stafford has the faster fresher tires
[00:46:34] and we have got 3.2 miles of racing action all the way to the checkered flag as the crowd
[00:46:43] roars the drivers on to the final lap of this race and Bustappen sets off to Hamilton. Is it
[00:46:49] going to be a first world championship for Bustappen? Is it going to be an eight world
[00:46:53] championship for Lewis Hamilton? Why are there sparks on the floor?
[00:46:57] It must happen! Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is normally...
[00:47:03] Is that a flashbang?
[00:47:05] Are you allowed to do shit like in Mario Kart, like throw banana?
[00:47:08] What the fuck, he's blinding his eyes? Have you seen this?
[00:47:12] Try and get past Hamilton! First overtaking zone is probably...
[00:47:15] Down in attempt five is for Stapham!
[00:47:18] What?! No, it's literally flashbanging him!
[00:47:21] Take the locks down the inside! Hamilton sees it coming!
[00:47:24] It's a lead launch by the Staphan, who takes the lead in the race!
[00:47:27] The Staphan now slaps his the championship trophy from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to...
[00:47:33] What the fuck are they doing?
[00:47:34] No DRS for two years, so Lewis Hamilton will not get the clearing open.
[00:47:38] Now he's gonna go down the outside.
[00:47:42] So he can't overtake him? He's defending?
[00:47:45] Well, what?
[00:47:47] Free from Lewis Hamilton, who's trying to...
[00:47:54] Is the guy on the back stupid? Why doesn't he just
[00:48:00] Chetches use your indicator no thing thing thing then then the guy knows that he wants to pass why they're not
[00:48:14] Drivers keeps it tight in me, but he hasn't he's got a little bit why this race
[00:48:20] Let's start it with control as he has ended with control. Wait, I'm confused
[00:48:26] Is this a Honda that he's driving? No way Honda is this crazy, bro
[00:48:31] Whoa, whoa, whoa, Honda. I thought it was only Ferrari McLaren a Honda
[00:48:38] The Honda engine
[00:48:50] I'm dying in the spotlight.
[00:48:51] Lewis Hamilton, of all the drama, of all the controversy,
[00:48:55] of all the magic moments, in Formula One in 2021,
[00:48:58] it comes down to this.
[00:49:00] And at this moment, it looks like it's
[00:49:02] going to go the way of Max Verstappen.
[00:49:05] Mercedes, not happy.
[00:49:07] Red Bull will be delighted.
[00:49:09] They have shared a brilliant championship battle,
[00:49:12] but the championship can only be one by one.
[00:49:15] And it's going Dutch in 2021.
[00:49:19] Max Verstappen is Dutch, no?
[00:49:22] Time ever is champion of the world!
[00:49:26] Look the fuck! This looks like NASA!
[00:49:28] For the first time ever it's...
[00:49:31] Bro thinks he works at NASA with like 20 screens and fucking things that like...
[00:49:34] What is on here even bro? Like tire pressure?
[00:49:37] Huh?
[00:49:38] Champion of...
[00:49:39] Wait bro, it's the minimap. What the fuck?
[00:49:41] The world! Lewis Hamilton finishes in second place after leading for so so long!
[00:49:49] Oh my lord, Max!
[00:49:51] Oh my lord, Max!
[00:49:54] Where he spots him by Jumbo!
[00:49:57] This is like the Aldi of the Netherlands, bro.
[00:50:01] Why do you have Jumbo on his face, bro?
[00:50:03] No shot, Jumbo can afford that, bro.
[00:50:05] Oh my gosh.
[00:50:07] Come here, God.
[00:50:08] That's like Aldi.com.
[00:50:10] Oh my God!
[00:50:13] That's funny as well.
[00:50:15] That's SuperMorgan.
[00:50:17] the bubbles so the stuff we start to celebrate is a formula one world championship for the first time
[00:50:23] the chapter has ended i hope it's whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa where was the tournament
[00:50:28] held i saw abu dabu in shed i swear you can't drink alcohol there or is he trying to get him
[00:50:34] in like is he trying to get him disqualified chat if the guy that he's praying opens his mouth
[00:50:38] accidentally gg no chapter has ended your flight moment right until the end and if
[00:50:48] it was worthwhile zero percent the sequels coming our way in 2022 time just
[00:50:55] enough time for this time to celebrate interesting is this the most hype
[00:50:59] though I don't know bro that's was kind of crazy is that old you I'm done
[00:51:08] clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any links for the day. I'm done clicking any
[00:51:13] links for the day. Done clicking any links for the day. Do we have any actual sport clips
[00:51:22] or no? What span by the way? Isle of man. I don't like this at all. Chad, who who drives
[00:51:37] motorcycle in the chat bro I don't like Buddha if my son would come to me like
[00:51:43] whenever I got a kid like your dad I want to get a motorcycle I would say
[00:51:46] no unless like of course he's 18 you can do whatever he wants but bro like a
[00:51:51] motor maybe even if 18 I would like try to get him against the road like it's
[00:51:55] just dangerous no one bad move one like bad driver on the highway and you're
[00:52:01] done and you're done it doesn't have to be you you can say because some
[00:52:03] people they're like so in the in the hat like now but I'm a good driver bro okay
[00:52:07] and then a fucking 80-year-old guy fucking doesn't see you fucking bang and
[00:52:13] you're gone bro you're gone
[00:52:16] How fast is it going YouTube band
[00:52:36] And...
[00:52:41] Save our life, my YouTube Anton!
[00:52:55] Wait, that's instant!
[00:52:58] What the fuck?!
[00:53:06] I've never gotten back on YouTube what does this even mean what does this even mean
[00:53:22] Wait, is this the same tournament? Yeah, I don't know bro. This is fucking dangerous. Do we have any more clips check?
[00:53:27] Do we have any more clips?
[00:53:30] What is this?
[00:53:36] Rally?
[00:53:38] WTF is this Soprano?
[00:53:40] It's a car from a house.
[00:53:46] OK, WTF am I looking at?
[00:53:48] You're looking at me!
[00:54:03] Fucking mosh pit!
[00:54:05] YouTube is back. Wait, how's my YouTube back? How's it even possible? I didn't do anything.
[00:54:25] Is it back on now? Bro, I'm so confused. Ah, what else? What else? What else? Ah, enough
[00:54:28] clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. Enough clips. All one more clip.
[00:54:32] chat is there any sport that we're missing out right now is there any sport any sport
[00:54:37] mods click all the links and send me the best one send me the best one right now bro send me the
[00:54:41] best one bro um also pop up on this guy i know what he's doing um send me the best one bro
[00:54:51] thank you xsrpass what is this
[00:54:58] what the fuck am i looking at
[00:55:02] Is this who you see, or is this another race for them?
[00:55:09] This is like football fans on crack.
[00:55:12] Is it not?
[00:55:14] They look like a fucking fake FIFA crop or like...
[00:55:19] Bro, it's doing the move, bro.
[00:55:22] Look at the guys in the back, bro.
[00:55:24] I
[00:55:32] Motz except us just repost the clips that are really good. Okay. What is this?
[00:55:42] Okay, that's kind of fucking insane BMX
[00:55:46] Shit, I wish I could do this bro. Like I'm almost I'm almost there, bro
[00:55:50] I love, like I'm one with my bicycle, but this is crazy.
[00:55:59] Oh, this must feel so good!
[00:56:03] And Chet, this is safer than motorcycle, no?
[00:56:07] Like this is, I feel like the same adrenaline, but you don't die if you slip.
[00:56:11] Unless you're on a mountain.
[00:56:13] Like you're wearing a helmet, you know?
[00:56:16] I hope he's wearing a helmet.
[00:56:18] Not that this safe
[00:56:38] How cringe where we were move a young bro, so did you wear helmet when you were young bro?
[00:56:42] Mama like I always rode my bike to school, right?
[00:56:45] Like I because it was like a what like a 30 minute drive with bicycle and I always went with a homie, bro
[00:56:52] And my mom always said don't forget your helmet
[00:56:56] You know, what did I do bro? Don't say I'll sound bro
[00:56:59] But bro, I can't be pulling up at high and high school with the helmet bro
[00:57:03] Call me nuts, bro. I don't know like bro. What if the hers are watching like what if they see me, bro?
[00:57:09] So what I did what I did I went outside, right with the helmet like yeah
[00:57:13] I got it got it and I put the helmet somewhere like in the bushes and then after school
[00:57:18] I took it out of the bushes put it on over back. We're back
[00:57:24] We were clever when we were young bro, I was like, I don't know 14 bro
[00:57:28] But again, bro, you should be wearing a helmet and I had one I had one accident
[00:57:32] Where I had to get stitches in my head and shit bro. I was I was buying clothes in the city, bro
[00:57:37] And I rode my bicycle
[00:57:39] Chat never fucking put a plastic bag
[00:57:41] Never you know you see his bicycle here. I I hang I hang the plastic bag on one of the
[00:57:49] One of the steering things, you know and the plastic bag. I'm not joking. It got inside of the front tire
[00:57:56] Boom, I do a flip
[00:57:58] G think the lot I was not in the city on the road or something, bro
[00:58:02] It was like on a on a bicycle track and but yeah, my hat it was like open and shit
[00:58:07] Mmm, and it was crazy chat when that happened. I thought I was full fine
[00:58:13] Like some woman pulled up like you're bleeding you're bleeding. I was like what now I'm full fine, but the adrenaline that you have
[00:58:18] It's crazy, bro. You're like so active. I don't know that you think nothing was wrong with me, bro
[00:58:23] Like your body it like goes full adrenaline mode. Um, what else? That's why you are crazy. All right, bro
[00:58:30] What's any more clips or no, could you do this? Let me see Lucas?
[00:58:33] This is bad roads.
[00:58:42] Not as crazy.
[00:58:44] Not as crazy.
[00:58:47] This is just a good camera man.
[00:58:48] Call me nuts.
[00:58:50] I've seen some like TikToks getting millions of likes bro.
[00:58:52] It's like oh my god.
[00:58:54] Then there's a second angle.
[00:58:55] Like I saw a clip where like a girl was like cycling and then a dog came and she
[00:58:59] almost fell off the fucking mountain.
[00:59:01] You see a second angle bro.
[00:59:02] I saw the dogs this POV bro and it was like not that steep bro. This is probably not even that steep
[00:59:10] Fish eye lens
[00:59:14] No safety yeah, bro if I walk up stairs also don't wear safety. What are you talking about? This is not that this is probably not steep bro
[00:59:22] How many degrees?
[00:59:24] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[00:59:28] Is it the camera angle
[00:59:30] Or if he would let go would he fall
[00:59:34] Wait a second
[00:59:42] Okay, nevermind
[00:59:44] What is the camera guy angling it?
[00:59:46] Like in reality, it's like it's like this maybe and he just angled it
[00:59:51] No way, bro. If this guy is right now on water level even bro, then GG
[01:00:00] what if he has to pee and what if he has to I don't even want to say it what if he
[01:00:16] He has to go on.
[01:00:20] Huh?
[01:00:29] Follow Flake.
[01:00:35] This is insane.
[01:00:37] You ready?
[01:00:47] Who's this guy?
[01:00:53] Is this the world's best climber? With no gear?
[01:00:58] Alex?
[01:01:01] What the fuck?
[01:01:03] Imagine this is your son bro. I'm just imagining bro like imagine you're the mom of this guy
[01:01:15] bro or like the dad bro it like I was like oh my god like I would tell you bro bro bro
[01:01:22] bro am I getting out bro why am I thinking like why am I putting why am I putting myself
[01:01:25] in the position of the dad bro what the fuck is this bro why am I not saying imagine
[01:01:29] is your brother I'm gonna say what the fuck bro you know why though bro fucking furious
[01:01:35] called me yesterday bro one of my best friends bro and he was like yo bro I'm about to unbox
[01:01:43] another one what the fuck is happening bro look at this look at this look at this hope
[01:01:49] I didn't leak it bro bro he told me yesterday by the way don't shout don't don't say anything
[01:01:54] about this bro like I'm about to unbox another kid bro let's run it for hours later my
[01:01:58] My wife is pregnant again. What do you mean? What do you mean? Don't say bro.
[01:02:02] What do you mean bro? Like it's an announcement bro. Like I'm ruining the views.
[01:02:08] Or he like didn't want to know if he wanted to announce it maybe.
[01:02:11] My wife is pregnant again. Second child on this way hopefully.
[01:02:14] Three more 4CS team. Oh my gosh bro.
[01:02:19] Ah, shite the chat. I need to slowly get some kids bro.
[01:02:23] Because then like, then we can get like a five stack you know.
[01:02:26] and we can get a five-step like some like two of his kids three of my kids
[01:02:31] bro gg bro gg maybe all of them boxes on bro
[01:02:37] damn bro they are five stack of servers you are you stupid bro
[01:02:43] stupid bro my kid is not gonna is not gonna be below global bro my kid
[01:02:49] yo now bro because I'm blessing it with the jeans you know what I mean
[01:02:52] Like with the reaction time, with the IQ, you know?
[01:02:59] Hey!
[01:03:02] I just got to make sure that she isn't stupid, bro.
[01:03:05] Then GG.
[01:03:08] Bro!
[01:03:15] Chat, how long was this climb? How long was this climb?
[01:03:18] That's fucking insane. What are the comments on this? He conquered AI. I hate AI. I hate
[01:03:35] AI bro. Why do we have to question everything in 2026 bro? AI is pissing me off. Bro because
[01:03:40] this one fucking person put a fucking you know you know clip an hour ago bro. You motherfuckers
[01:03:44] I know you fucked up my algorithm bro.
[01:03:46] Why am I getting recommended Poutine bro?
[01:03:48] Hmm, it's so incredibly hard to fathom
[01:03:50] what this man has done.
[01:03:52] Six, seven, yo bro, are we cooked?
[01:03:55] Are we cooked?
[01:03:56] Chad, are there any more crazy videos?
[01:03:57] Yes or no bro.
[01:03:58] Any more world-shocking videos?
[01:04:00] Yes or no bro.
[01:04:02] What is this?
[01:04:03] What is this?
[01:04:04] What is this?
[01:04:05] What is this?
[01:04:06] What is this?
[01:04:07] What is this?
[01:04:08] What is this?
[01:04:09] What is this?
[01:04:09] What is this?
[01:04:10] What is this?
[01:04:11] What is this?
[01:04:12] What is this?
[01:04:13] What is this?
[01:04:14] this is like this is like can I say this this is like the this is like the
[01:04:19] darts but for but for but for right over the sound like I don't want to get
[01:04:26] cancelled like second robot this is like the the the dirt but for but for
[01:04:32] I didn't say woman for woman
[01:04:53] End there's a fucking there's a fucking owner standing there, bro like this
[01:04:58] holding a little fucking remote bro and it's and he's like he's about to press
[01:05:03] it he's about to press it that dog better be running right now bro that
[01:05:06] dog better be running right now you already know bro
[01:05:09] I'll lose it's gonna get you bro. You better become first
[01:05:22] Am I wrong no
[01:05:25] It just looks like it's like
[01:05:27] Okay
[01:05:30] That's nice
[01:05:33] Damn, bro, I will watch this though. I would watch this
[01:05:36] This is fucking sick, bro. Anything else anything else?
[01:05:39] What is this?
[01:05:45] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[01:05:47] What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
[01:05:52] A ball down a mountain?
[01:05:54] And you have to catch it?
[01:06:00] Oh, it's the cheese shit!
[01:06:04] All of this for cheese!
[01:06:07] No
[01:06:12] Yo, your boss of you are joining this bro, your boss like this is actually like bro
[01:06:16] What else what else moths just repose the cool shit bro just repose the cool shit one more one more last one
[01:06:31] Who's the goat of cycling bro, and don't say me whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Missing who's the goat right now
[01:06:37] I need a good bicycle bro. I need a good bicycle. But then again, I felt so stupid recently.
[01:06:51] I was like half a year ago looking for my next bicycle, right? Like right now I have
[01:06:56] a bicycle I bought one for like 500 euros Merida. It's pretty good. But I want something
[01:07:00] fucking fast bro. And then I was like talking to a professional like, yo bro,
[01:07:05] is the best of the best he was like you can get a carbon thing this scrapes down
[01:07:10] 500 grams of your bicycle this and that and I was like wait well like wait I'm
[01:07:15] about to spend potentially five thousand four bicycle that's that that weighs
[01:07:20] like a kilo less how about I hit the gym bro that's a low key does does a
[01:07:27] high-tier bike make that big of a difference versus just losing some weight
[01:07:30] coming up like bro that I was aware like in a way I'm gonna spend fucking
[01:07:34] 5k to like drop a pound on my bike and then and then a fucking hundred KG
[01:07:39] person sits on it like what the fuck I didn't do that I didn't spend the money
[01:07:44] but I was thinking about about
[01:08:04] I do want a good bicycle don't chat. I do want a good bicycle
[01:08:10] Like I still won one motz
[01:08:13] Excerpt us. Let me see last clip last clip type one if you should stop
[01:08:17] Like I'm addicted to clicking this bro. What if we find the next cool spot?
[01:08:23] This is Wade
[01:08:34] By the mountain wrap on the front line keeps that speed up under the bridge
[01:08:44] He wanted so you have to it's it's tag you have to run away and if the time hits like then you then you
[01:08:55] Manhand IRL W sportsmanship they're not even tilted
[01:09:04] Technical criticism, you seem looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him.
[01:09:10] What am I looking at?
[01:09:12] The fuck?
[01:09:13] Looking at his opponent, but not only that, here on the sideline, he has the speed to outrun him.
[01:09:19] Oh!
[01:09:20] And technicality, that's a dangerous mix.
[01:09:22] He bats versus Marero Gang.
[01:09:25] It's all British one, Marero Gang.
[01:09:28] All in on the guy on the right, the guy on the left is not gonna win, bro.
[01:09:33] This this sport is not for you, buddy
[01:09:36] Like you're not what you don't have what it takes, bro. You think you're tough guy, you know, bro
[01:09:41] This guy on the right, bro. He fucks. I can tell
[01:09:45] Alex will stop it will stop this ass
[01:09:50] Alex in the back right in the opening semi-final
[01:09:54] UK championship
[01:09:57] So slow Luke is so slow
[01:10:03] What did I say if you can place bets on this I would be a fucking millionaire, bro
[01:10:24] Okay, my type fucking droves bro, what the fuck
[01:10:33] Come on!
[01:10:34] He's down in that far corner, and somehow he got up and rescued it!
[01:10:38] Taste vs. Eugen!
[01:10:40] The guy on the right, the guy on the right!
[01:10:42] Easy!
[01:10:43] Actually, no, he looks like he's on the Xar.
[01:10:45] Hmmmm... Rich, I don't know.
[01:10:48] He looks like the guy who's Geo-guessing in England as well.
[01:10:51] What's his name?
[01:10:52] Uh, Geo-Wizard, my god. He looks like Geo-Wizard.
[01:10:55] Nah, Ed Winslet is better.
[01:10:56] Taste 1, Eugen of A.
[01:10:59] Well, Javi, going all the way to the...
[01:11:31] It looks like a guy that's building in the forest, I don't know what you call it, out of
[01:11:40] wood like you build something.
[01:11:41] Let's go team captain start the game
[01:11:43] Of course he wins
[01:11:44] I have seen Ricky play this game before
[01:11:46] Remember it is
[01:11:47] That was some last full-time match
[01:11:49] The shelter, yes
[01:11:50] And Scott, who is a f***ing mean
[01:11:52] All the way around the court with good, impactful decisions
[01:11:55] The silence of the haters still
[01:11:56] Two zeros
[01:11:58] Okay
[01:12:00] So far every guess was wrong, so I'm gonna go with the opposite guess
[01:12:03] Of course I would go for Jakob bro
[01:12:06] Jakob looks f***ing locked, he's ahead of his game
[01:12:08] And he looks like he didn't sleep for a whole week
[01:12:10] whole week reverse I'm going with Andy I'm going with Andy he didn't sleep
[01:12:19] because he was practicing all night maybe he's on fucking cocaine right now
[01:12:22] check this out
[01:12:25] he looks more locked in than on the pick
[01:12:29] what what what what the fuck what was that corner
[01:12:36] chasing what the manner where everyone look at us what is he doing right now
[01:12:42] just fucking rip it and go insta to the corner why is he think like who knows the
[01:12:51] ends under the ridge now and puts on the jets and here he goes and it's just
[01:12:56] everything he does and i'm not sure it's making it all precise because andy tommy has not been able
[01:13:03] Oh
[01:13:06] 90 points I couldn't that's point eight seconds off. You almost had him no
[01:13:19] Check do they have like elect electrical recognition like in what do you call this part where you go?
[01:13:26] You know the sport and then it goes beep every time you hit
[01:13:29] Do they have like I don't know some electrical shit and then suck it's on fencing
[01:13:33] Yes, a couple of injuries he's smashing himself up
[01:13:36] If they don't
[01:13:38] then he probably lost
[01:13:39] Look at this and there's the tag right there on
[01:13:42] Hey yo, was it the closest target or did he
[01:13:45] I think it's gonna work down here. Look at this
[01:13:50] Yo, why are you going for a shoe, bro?
[01:13:57] There's no reason to go for the ass cheeks there, bro
[01:13:59] Am I crazy? This lag is about to leave but yeah, it had that time I think.
[01:14:04] There's the tag right there on that young man's backside.
[01:14:08] He's back-delating. Watch 0, team back.
[01:14:12] Big straight!
[01:14:14] Check, is this even CT vs 2?
[01:14:18] Now he's seen this before but not so far in the UK championship this year.
[01:14:22] Ah, we're done.
[01:14:24] Yes it is. It's 20 seconds.
[01:14:26] Interesting, bro.
[01:14:28] I feel like what would I be better? I feel like T side is easier. No
[01:14:33] Power slap. Hmm say any more cool shit. I know last one last one was this
[01:14:39] Actually, right yuppie send something. I have to click yuppie link always
[01:14:46] Wait yuppie link this yuppie you're not even American
[01:14:50] Check in America basketball is is is
[01:14:53] everywhere bro you turn on the TV suck they talk about the brawn like it's
[01:14:58] crazy bro I feel like everyone over there owns a jersey bro for me I can
[01:15:03] never really watch basketball ever as a German
[01:15:23] After time
[01:15:30] Because if it's in the air right interesting interesting interesting
[01:15:43] I love how they already go on the pitch
[01:15:53] taking anybody coming to the ball.
[01:15:56] Series on the line and Norman got it off.
[01:15:58] No, interesting, interesting.
[01:16:01] OK, is that it, boys?
[01:16:02] Is that it?
[01:16:02] I think that's it, or?
[01:16:03] I think that's it.
[01:16:04] I think that's it.
[01:16:04] I think that's it.
[01:16:05] I think that's it.
[01:16:06] I think that's it.
[01:16:06] I think that's it.
[01:16:08] Any more out of pocket, any more things that are crazy?
[01:16:12] What is this?
[01:16:13] Joe Taltoloni, Bartolosi.
[01:16:15] That's a little bit.
[01:16:16] Give a stretch for me, please.
[01:16:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:16:19] We're all scratched my ass.
[01:16:23] What did I just click on? I clicked it because it said JobBotLosey has a message showing a pixelball playing CS.
[01:16:29] This is the most vile ship my ears are listening to right now.
[01:16:33] Is he gonna say something other than this or did I get click baited?
[01:16:39] Do you ever like, like play with your butt?
[01:16:42] What do you mean?
[01:16:44] Yeah like sometimes if I'm laying on my stomach I'd be like flapping each butt muscle.
[01:16:48] No I mean like grip it like you ever like be laying down with your girl you just like grip it?
[01:16:52] Grip it wrap it my own ass never asked her to squeeze your bike
[01:16:59] What did he say what did he say
[01:17:05] I don't know what he's saying mmm. Okay, there's a
[01:17:08] Ticket up what else? What else what else what else last clip last
[01:17:13] Clippy I am Rio trailer. I don't know if I want to get hyped for this bro
[01:17:18] Who saw the new cold streaming rules the cold streaming rule situation is crazy. I don't know. We'll see we'll see
[01:17:29] What else what else I don't know for watching it we'll see
[01:17:35] Now there's some other shit
[01:17:40] What is this what is this
[01:17:44] Some friendships might get ruined after this one
[01:17:46] it's time to draw a Rackay.
[01:17:48] It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle.
[01:17:52] I'm still being like...
[01:17:54] I'm...
[01:17:56] uh...
[01:17:57] Axe?
[01:17:58] You need a little tail, you know?
[01:18:00] Yup.
[01:18:01] Is that camera on my left?
[01:18:03] Yeah, that doesn't look bad.
[01:18:05] I think it was too shaky. I fought for concept.
[01:18:07] Huh?
[01:18:08] Some friendships might get real...
[01:18:09] Axe! Are you good?
[01:18:12] It's 16 months worthy of a welcome to the jungle.
[01:18:17] What the fuck did he do that?
[01:18:21] Fucking on side B bro, what is this? What do you mean on side B? Look at what the hell chill bro the fuck. What is this? What is this?
[01:18:33] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's it what I just see on my screen?
[01:18:36] Why is so elimbi archer bro, and what the fuck? Oh my god. I thought okay, no one
[01:18:41] Chad
[01:18:52] You know what's throwing me off about this clip other than this guy with a fucking eight pack in the back
[01:19:00] Why the fuck did Zora put a scam off bro
[01:19:04] Like you know sometimes like a streamer says like you guys I can't stand up right now, bro
[01:19:08] because they may be bricked like why the fuck is this scam off bro are you good
[01:19:14] are you good bro like that
[01:19:19] there it is there it is bro in this face right like a tomato bro I'm gonna
[01:19:26] take you all right
[01:19:28] I
[01:19:37] Wanted to get invented bro, what if the archer get invented chat?
[01:19:44] What is this
[01:19:47] What's the word better before the archet and the AI slope and the internet oh my god imagine a world in life without internet, bro
[01:19:54] Oh
[01:19:56] Like these guys right here. No phones inside. No phones inside
[01:20:00] W brah. They're all in Brazil right now for the tournament W's. All right. Are we done chat?
[01:20:05] I think we're done. I think we're done. What is this? I should speak for gets to end stream on twitch. Oh my god the classic
[01:20:12] Chat because you have to end twitch separate and obvious, bro
[01:20:16] This is this is the number one scary thing bro
[01:20:19] Like then you leak something or then you like start gooning or something like oh my gosh, bro
[01:20:56] No, bro imagine another I shouldn't meet incident. Oh hell no, bro. That would have been GG, bro
[01:21:00] That would have been GG said I had this before a couple of times
[01:21:03] It's when it's it's the number one thing that happens bro when you rate someone on Twitch
[01:21:09] In your hat you're offline because you send your viewers over right, but you still have to end your stream
[01:21:14] Else you're still live, bro. I have couple of times. I've rated someone and then I I forgot to end bro
[01:21:20] okay, ah
[01:21:22] This guy went outside his car in the car wash for 20 gift at Zubao.
[01:21:44] What the fuck?
[01:21:48] Is this dangerous or not?
[01:21:50] I don't think it is I mean don't do it but I don't think it is dangerous because some
[01:21:57] people are saying like this is like this is Gigi.
[01:22:07] You will die?
[01:22:08] Did he die or no?
[01:22:11] No.
[01:22:13] I mean don't do it.
[01:22:14] Oh gosh.
[01:22:15] Well as a kid I used to love those fucking car washers bro.
[01:22:17] When you sit inside bro and it sounds like, oh the sounds and it's so much fun.
[01:22:23] What else?
[01:22:24] Do we have any other links?
[01:22:25] Yeah, okay.
[01:22:26] I clicked another random link, surely this is the actual thing that they said.
[01:22:31] Let's see.
[01:22:32] And not another fucking, you know.
[01:22:42] Who can tell the sport just by the sounds chat?
[01:22:45] it's the gold spot badminton bro chat you have no idea how sick this shit is bro
[01:22:59] like on tuesday i'm playing again bro this shit is too much fun bro i swear it's the best
[01:23:04] sport to play bro bang the feeling the sound everything about the sport bro everything
[01:23:11] about the sport is going to grow Asia knows bro this board is massive in Asia
[01:23:16] bro show me the fucking most type most type Batman 10 they also have a great
[01:23:22] cast of this one woman cast all the games bro she's the gold bro show me
[01:23:26] some crazy shit right now this is the goat on the other side this is the
[01:23:30] gold medalist bro excels in bro excels in who are my shit keeps fucking
[01:23:34] breaking bro fucking chrome type one if you hate chrome in the chat bro
[01:23:37] hell no zigzag yeah we're gonna play some georgas on a bit I don't think it's
[01:23:43] right now though Batman in craziest moment for me the craziest bro what is
[01:23:50] This
[01:24:00] Accents number one in the word he's thinking about switching his record. What the fuck
[01:24:12] Is it clip farming
[01:24:20] Oh my goodness, me!
[01:24:22] Bang!
[01:24:23] Oh, this one!
[01:24:25] Check.
[01:24:26] Oh, you love it!
[01:24:28] This woman right there, bro, she's the god.
[01:24:30] Check, I think the sport has the fastest projectiles, no?
[01:24:33] Like when you hit a shuttlecock, bro, it goes...
[01:24:35] I have to check.
[01:24:46] What is 500 KT-8s?
[01:24:47] Is that fast?
[01:24:48] Check this out!
[01:24:50] BANG!
[01:24:54] Suck!
[01:25:04] This is fast ass, shut your bitch ass up, is it?
[01:25:08] What is the fastest projectile in sport?
[01:25:12] Batman, Batman.
[01:25:14] I TOLD YOU!
[01:25:18] I never lie, and I'm never wrong over 500 km age
[01:25:26] Vass oh
[01:25:29] My gosh, there's no shuttlecock is the fastest projectile in all of sports
[01:25:36] Do I sound like him right now bro? Yeah, who does he think he is bro nerding out on his shot, bro
[01:25:41] Including the F1 car. I was called feather thing. Nope called a shuttlecock
[01:25:46] Man, this guy bro, do I sound like that bro?
[01:25:51] He thinks he's you
[01:25:55] Are we good or no are we good or no fury I'll be doing well bro congrats on your unbox bro
[01:25:59] I mean not not yet. Everybody knock on the table that
[01:26:03] First of all, that's gonna be a boy second of all that's all gonna go. W
[01:26:07] Congrats fury. Congrats, bro. I what else what else?
[01:26:12] What is this jail mentioned you you are worried, okay?
[01:26:16] I never get killed like this
[01:26:22] But why did you keep this game or was it just so ass
[01:26:27] Let me report
[01:26:29] and he's level eight on face at stuff why does he mention me he doesn't level
[01:26:33] seven yeah level eight
[01:26:41] yo that is like oh in a pixel type beat
[01:26:52] chat I'm not bad at the game bro
[01:26:59] Listen bro it's because I don't play bro if I would play it would be yellowed
[01:27:06] yellow rank bro yellow or rat are you stupid all right Chad um wait a second
[01:27:16] nine the geo guess a thing doesn't work chart blah blah blah blah blah infinite
[01:27:32] guesses we wanted to do infinite guesses versus a pro like I can guess
[01:27:35] infinitely but it doesn't work this wall hex scripts it has a bunch of fun
[01:27:39] stuff. Adjustable circle. That's kind of mad.
[01:27:47] Ooh, I like this.
[01:27:52] Chad, this is the coolest one. No, if, if, if I know where like,
[01:27:56] if I know the longitude or latitude,
[01:28:01] but I would beat him easily, bro. Like I can easily differentiate Russia
[01:28:04] versus Canada or Greenland. Should we do that? Yeah.
[01:28:07] Okay chat and we're also going to do make me laugh when a hundred bucks, bro
[01:28:10] Um, I already downloaded comedy night type one if you want to see that right now
[01:28:14] But today I'm not gonna laugh bro today. I'm not gonna laugh. Can I pay you out in skins chat?
[01:28:19] Or do I have to like?
[01:28:21] Like skins is just like it's just like easier, bro
[01:28:26] But I can also do the
[01:28:30] Am I not you I
[01:28:32] I don't know I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll we'll talk to the winners we'll talk to the winners
[01:28:38] I hope the winner doesn't work for the gift cars. Yeah
[01:28:46] Muda calling
[01:28:51] Chat
[01:28:53] Let me see wait, what's your guess right now? No, not yet. Or yes, it was
[01:28:57] yo yo yo yo let me call zigzag bro let me call zigzag let me call zigzag
[01:29:08] also wouldn't mind some more zigzag
[01:29:13] aww what's up? haven't talked in a bit bro how you doing bro? I'm chillin man
[01:29:17] going good going good good shit listen bro the thing is not possible to
[01:29:21] infinite guesses yeah so infinite guess is not possible but we do have like a
[01:29:25] a bunch of other cheats. There's one that shows the longitude latitude, one that always tells
[01:29:30] you the country, one that shows you a circle in which the location is. So we can do those,
[01:29:35] otherwise we can wait for the script to be fixed.
[01:29:38] We can do both, bro. We can redo one right now. We wait for the script.
[01:29:42] Hell it down.
[01:29:43] Hell it down.
[01:29:44] I think the longitude one is the coolest one, no? I think that's the best. You just
[01:29:49] have to tell me how to install it, though.
[01:29:53] The first thing, I sent you the steps up here.
[01:29:56] The first thing, you get Tampa Monkey, which is linked.
[01:29:59] Okay.
[01:30:03] Okay, it's not.
[01:30:03] It's a message, I can reply to it.
[01:30:05] No, no, I got it, I got it.
[01:30:06] Bang, add to Chrome, yes, done, done, done.
[01:30:09] Great, then you go to manage extensions?
[01:30:12] Yeah.
[01:30:13] Which I showed you where it is.
[01:30:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have, I have.
[01:30:17] Oh, I'm not stupid.
[01:30:18] I'm not stupid.
[01:30:18] I'm not stupid.
[01:30:19] Bro, it's like, I can tutorial though,
[01:30:21] I'm not fucking... I don't want to say a word bro, like what?
[01:30:33] I... so...
[01:30:35] Okay, okay, details, so you find time for me again and click details.
[01:30:39] Yep.
[01:30:40] And then allow this...
[01:30:42] Very top right says development, you enable that.
[01:30:45] And then there's another box that says allow user scripts.
[01:30:49] Oh hell no. I'm scared of getting hacked bro. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, and then you just download the whole hex
[01:30:58] Where was that? I hear I'll use a script spang. Okay, and then the wall hex
[01:31:05] Yeah
[01:31:06] The whole thing so yeah, you download the whole thing and then copy um
[01:31:13] Just download it. Yeah suck
[01:31:16] Install right once you yeah, yeah
[01:31:19] All right done. Okay, perfect. So now do you have Gio open?
[01:31:25] No, I can open it right now. Yes, I open it and let's see if it's working. We'll do like a test one just to see
[01:31:31] Okay, right now if I would play a ranked game, would it show me as well long it took?
[01:31:38] I actually don't know the answer to that question, but definitely disable it before you do that
[01:31:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will I will I will which had off stream getting some heat up
[01:31:48] All right
[01:31:52] Okay, I'm too lobby. I'm sorry. All right
[01:31:55] Let me not leak this but I think but I'm not can we change title and everything on YouTube twitch cause you're in the bus
[01:32:00] It's like what?
[01:32:02] What's a good time your YouTube guys exact always struggle?
[01:32:06] Yeah
[01:32:08] What's what's a good time? Oh, I don't know. I think
[01:32:18] Giorgessin, um, Giorgessin noob with wallhacks versus Giorgessin pro.
[01:32:24] Ooh, Moth, just put that, just put that.
[01:32:28] All right.
[01:32:30] Hmm.
[01:32:32] Wait, why noob?
[01:32:34] Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause, pause.
[01:32:36] Okay, wait, who's the noob in this one, bro?
[01:32:38] Off for a good title.
[01:32:40] Oh, yeah, okay, so, oh, exactly right now.
[01:32:42] I get it, I get it.
[01:32:44] Yes, we have to click that, bro.
[01:32:46] Alright, yeah, exactly um, then if they do you're actually a pro as well, then it's not gonna be interesting. You're right. You're right
[01:32:52] Okay, I'm just hitting spot. I'm just gonna see if it's working. Let's see. Let's
[01:32:56] Pull up your stream
[01:33:00] Yeah, I see that it's in the US
[01:33:05] Oh my gosh, yes, it's working. Okay, so you just put the cog in the bottom line
[01:33:09] Oh my god, this is my my cheat bottom left cog. Yes
[01:33:12] And then so then it's got the two options. So you go into enable whichever one you want you can
[01:33:20] do longitude latitude wait longitude or latitude I want the horizontal horizontal line. Yeah
[01:33:32] Yo, bro. No, bro. No, I feel bad because some people from the chat want to cheat after this, bro
[01:33:37] Like if this works in rank, is this an actual cheater people like did I just install hex or is it
[01:33:42] Like for challenges
[01:33:45] It's just for challenges. I'm actually because I've never tried to key ranked with it on I have no idea if it works
[01:33:51] I'm on but it's not a public script. It's it's it's not
[01:34:07] Wait a second wait a second
[01:34:12] Oh my god!
[01:34:14] What a circle, what a circle, a circle is like a range right?
[01:34:18] Yo bro, what is multi?
[01:34:22] Multi-circles
[01:34:24] Multiple circles are going to give you multiple circles that are possible
[01:34:27] Ahh, what is time zone?
[01:34:30] Yo!
[01:34:32] That's a choice group which time zone you're in
[01:34:34] Yo yo yo
[01:34:36] Yo yo yo
[01:34:38] Now we're doing the longer tube one
[01:34:40] Easy easy easy. Alright, let's end the game. Let's end the game. Let's end the game. Oh my gosh, brother
[01:34:46] Jet no shot. I'm losing bro. No shot. I'm losing bro. All right. Listen, bro. Listen listen listen listen. Um
[01:34:53] Do you think you're gonna win this yeah, okay, bro I
[01:34:58] Would say I would yeah, I would actually favor myself. I think so
[01:35:06] And you're using the cheats as well or no
[01:35:10] It's okay, bro. You're not winning. Are you stupid?
[01:35:15] Listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen. I think we should do more HP though, right? Maybe like 10k HP instead
[01:35:20] Or is that crazy? I'm done. Okay. No, thank you. Thank you. It's good. Okay
[01:35:26] I
[01:35:27] Mean listen, I don't know if you're being badass right now, bro
[01:35:30] But you want to put some money behind this bro? You want to put some money?
[01:35:32] If you think you're gonna win, I'm down if you think you're favorite. I'm down put some money on
[01:35:37] I'm gonna put some money on six egg
[01:35:40] That's a company now, huh?
[01:35:44] All I all I know is the longitude all I know is the longitude zigzag
[01:35:48] That's not a thing. I'm trying to think there are some countries where it's gonna be so diabolical
[01:35:52] Think of chili bird. I think of chili bird. You can know exactly where it is
[01:36:02] We can put some saps on the line if you want some saps some gifted saps if you want a
[01:36:07] Little bit a little bit
[01:36:10] What's a little bit to you? What's a little bit to you a little bit to me as one thousand? I'm joking bro
[01:36:15] How many how many I'm joking. I'm joking how many how many how many?
[01:36:26] Okay, yeah, again if you feel like you're getting Rob, bro if you win
[01:36:31] It's not that hard of a challenge, bro. I only know the longitude only the longitude bro
[01:36:36] That's nothing. That's nothing 50 gifted locked in
[01:36:40] Wait wait wait, oh my god, wait wait wait.
[01:36:42] BO3 or only one game right now, like 10KHP?
[01:36:47] Maybe that's to 5KHP and BO3R?
[01:36:49] Or 6K or whatever this is.
[01:36:52] We can even do 10KB or 3, it's not gonna take that long.
[01:36:56] Because I'm gonna crush you?
[01:37:01] What do you mean they're gonna take that long?
[01:37:05] You can make the rules.
[01:37:07] 10K, 10K, best of three, best of three, best of three.
[01:37:09] Keep it simple.
[01:37:10] 10kb03 zigzag wait let me make sure i'll close my chat as well since uh like you think like i'm
[01:37:17] not gonna cheat bro i'm not i mean wait i am cheating wait hold on a second i am cheating wait
[01:37:21] hold on the shit is not gonna tell me shit but i'll not even look at it okay i'll like keep it
[01:37:25] yeah i'll i'll put it off suck check this off mod prediction right now prediction right now um
[01:37:32] and change title maybe um and i will record my p o v as well to uh you know so it'll be on
[01:37:38] on YouTube and everyone can see that I'm playing clean as well zigzag on YouTube
[01:37:43] and on Twitch my Australian votes zigzag whenever you're ready wait I'll put on
[01:37:48] some music to lock em bro this song right here oh my god bro you're done
[01:37:52] okay I am ready I think I'm ready when you are ready okay let's get it good
[01:38:00] luck best of luck zigzag come on line let's get it let's go good luck
[01:38:06] Good luck brother.
[01:38:07] Let me think, I haven't thought about anything right now.
[01:38:11] We can do open voice if you want, but I will be yapping, I will be yapping.
[01:38:15] I don't give you any hints I think if I yap.
[01:38:18] Okay.
[01:38:19] Meccani Aerta.
[01:38:20] Gotta be South America.
[01:38:25] Sun is where?
[01:38:28] Sun is Wemtony.
[01:38:30] That's not good for me.
[01:38:34] It's gotta be South America.
[01:38:35] Peru? Wait I give you tips if I say this. Shit. I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have said that.
[01:38:42] Now he knows the longitude. Unless I trolled. Am I one step ahead? Zygzak. Am I one step ahead?
[01:38:49] Does she look Bolivian? Oh no. Bolivia, Peru. Bolivia, Peru. I can't...
[01:38:55] Four seconds. I'm gonna go Peru. I'm gonna go Peru, please! No! Zygzak!
[01:39:02] Okay, let me look at it fucking 10 10k HP
[01:39:06] Get the readers in the age and only 50. Oh my gosh if you would have said a hundred gifts that I would have been also down
[01:39:15] Can't say to him where this is always gonna get this wrong child
[01:39:19] This one is free for me. You know why because it's Japan and Japan is only this small
[01:39:24] So I have a huge advantage by having the longitude brah
[01:39:27] Is there a big city around here? Yes, there is all your cooked if you didn't go Takasaki
[01:39:31] You're cooked zigzag
[01:39:48] That's yep more think
[01:39:50] Oh my god, zigzag!
[01:40:00] If this is Taiwan, I'm about to one shot your ass.
[01:40:04] It has to be Taiwan.
[01:40:05] Is there any other country, where in Hong Kong?
[01:40:09] Taiwan, please be Taiwan, please be- nah!
[01:40:17] Yo, can you even hear me? Hello?
[01:40:21] He's deafened, he's deafened, he's so locked in, he's deafened. I was talking to a wall.
[01:40:26] Chad, how am I losing this?
[01:40:28] Europe. Oh no.
[01:40:31] I haven't won a single round.
[01:40:35] Sun is west, doesn't give us any information.
[01:40:38] Paws, it's trees. A yellow bus?
[01:40:42] Is this America? This is America, not Europe.
[01:40:45] If I'm wrong on the continent, then actually, this is America.
[01:40:51] Yes, look at the car.
[01:40:53] Ah, question is where.
[01:40:55] It doesn't even matter if he has more time.
[01:40:58] Is this move or no move? It's no move.
[01:41:01] It has to be North Dakota.
[01:41:03] I'm just gonna lock it, Royce. I'm just gonna lock it.
[01:41:05] No! Where did I go?
[01:41:09] Montreal?
[01:41:11] Is that on my longitude? No, right?
[01:41:13] All right, Nain!
[01:41:26] Hello.
[01:41:28] Good game?
[01:41:31] No, it was not a good game! I haven't won a single round! And I was talking to a white horse like your wife's not watching!
[01:41:37] Brother, what do you mean good game?
[01:41:39] It was a great game. I loved it. Especially like when you went to Peru and Brazil.
[01:41:45] My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, actually.
[01:41:48] My cheats didn't work, bro. My cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work, my cheats didn't work.
[01:41:51] I only... Listen, bro, listen, listen. Okay, my cheats didn't work, but listen to me, bro, listen to me.
[01:41:56] I'm listening.
[01:41:57] This is not fair, bro. Give me longitude and latitude, bro, please.
[01:42:03] Wait, no, we actually can do it like that.
[01:42:06] Fast?
[01:42:07] If you if you give yourself longitude and latitude then you can increase the
[01:42:12] That's ass. Then it's like I think it's ass
[01:42:17] My how did I lose though, bro?
[01:42:23] Is that low key I would let you I would keep the bet and let you also would I do that
[01:42:30] I would keep the bet and let you also see the country as well.
[01:42:36] Can you select birth at once?
[01:42:38] Wait, maybe you can't actually.
[01:42:39] No, you can't.
[01:42:40] You can't.
[01:42:41] Bro, I should have it.
[01:42:45] Because I was yapping too much.
[01:42:46] I'll mute up as well and I'll fully lock in.
[01:42:49] We're going to a fucking BO3 designer.
[01:42:50] You already know, bro.
[01:42:51] I'll lock in.
[01:42:52] Because I didn't apply the basics of GeoGas.
[01:42:53] Here we go.
[01:42:54] I'm going to death nap.
[01:42:55] Check that song.
[01:42:56] Check that song.
[01:42:57] Wait, you don't need to because you already know the hemisphere.
[01:42:59] That's right. Best of luck you will need it bro. Best of luck you will need it. That's why I didn't check the sunshade. You see why?
[01:43:04] Alright. Good luck buddy. Good luck buddy.
[01:43:08] I definitely...
[01:43:10] Checked luck. I'm not losing.
[01:43:17] South America or South Africa? God be South Africa.
[01:43:20] Oh no.
[01:43:21] Do I put him under pressure? Does it even matter? Does he gather more information by looking?
[01:43:25] Oh!
[01:43:26] Oh no.
[01:43:29] Is that Ghana? Nigeria?
[01:43:34] It's Ghana or Nigeria. One of the two.
[01:43:38] Gonna go Nigeria.
[01:43:41] Oh no.
[01:43:46] Yes!
[01:43:49] I gotta be closer now, alright?
[01:43:51] Please tell me I went around. Let's go Jack!
[01:43:55] Uh, 91?
[01:43:59] What is 10,000 divided by 91? How many rounds would it take me if I do 91?
[01:44:05] It's on the right. It's on the right. It's this Taiwan. This is Taiwan, GG!
[01:44:10] It's gotta be Taiwan, right?
[01:44:13] It can't be anything else. Yeah, it literally can't be anything else. So it's Tai-Pai.
[01:44:17] Can I find the 5k? Can I find the 5k? Because he knows this is Tai-Pai as well, probably, right?
[01:44:24] Do I see anything?
[01:44:26] So this is a crossway with a bridge on top a crossway with a bridge on top check this out check this out
[01:44:32] I need to find a bridge
[01:44:43] Not really brah
[01:44:51] Almost almost because the bridge was on top chat
[01:44:56] Let's go.
[01:44:58] That's what we're getting there.
[01:45:00] This could be a 24-hour stream.
[01:45:05] Oh no.
[01:45:06] This is where he wins, bro.
[01:45:07] Because he looks at the fucking dirt and sees like,
[01:45:08] this is personally dirt.
[01:45:10] No, no.
[01:45:11] This is America.
[01:45:16] Bro, he's like,
[01:45:17] like right now he's yapping on a stream line.
[01:45:19] These light poles are really significant for the European.
[01:45:21] Like, shut your bitch-ass up, bro.
[01:45:24] This bottle right here the way that we padded it shows the type of cement and this is the one that they use in like
[01:45:31] This guy bro. He's so cracked out nerded bro like
[01:45:35] It's part of a cloud and geogas house that even I said yep, I didn't think I yep. I didn't think
[01:45:44] No, no, I don't know I don't know no, I didn't think
[01:45:46] 9, 9, 9 bro, B07, no, no, no, Chad how am I supposed to know, how am I supposed to know
[01:45:57] Why would he even think about it if he gets this, this is not possible bro
[01:46:04] Mexico or South Africa, Chad all it takes is one guess where he's wrong and I'm right
[01:46:10] He gets literally no information. This is where I kill him, right?
[01:46:13] So it has to attack with south America
[01:46:16] And he will never he will never guess this why because it's in the middle of nowhere in Mexico, bro
[01:46:22] Probably here, bro. So banana fucking trees
[01:46:28] This is where I get him bro, this is where I get him
[01:46:33] This is where I fucking get him bro, what I can watch on him. What is he doing?
[01:46:40] he has no idea yes no idea he's going in the mountains and I see
[01:46:52] I feel like I got robbed, things like, what?
[01:47:14] I feel like you could tell me which country it is.
[01:47:18] I feel like you could give me longitude, latitude, a circle, the country, the nation,
[01:47:22] Bro, you could show me a picture of what it looks like there and I wouldn't fucking win
[01:47:26] You could give me AI you can put a fucking butt pluck up my ass and I'm vibrating from close and you're still gonna fucking win 3.0
[01:47:34] How
[01:47:41] Hello
[01:47:44] This is my broken eyes like celebrating
[01:47:46] Zixac!
[01:47:50] Yo, are you taking the piss?
[01:47:52] Are you taking the piss, bro?
[01:47:54] Like, are you in the toilet right now?
[01:47:59] Zixac!
[01:48:05] He said, net dropped.
[01:48:08] Should be back in one minute.
[01:48:11] So...
[01:48:12] So his internet is going down and he's still fucking absolutely clubbed my ass, how is
[01:48:18] this even possible?
[01:48:24] Everything is going against him, I know the latitude, I know exactly where it is bro,
[01:48:27] his ass is getting didos and he's still winning, how?
[01:48:31] Chat, how can we even make this fair?
[01:48:34] I don't think these sheets are enough bro, I don't think these sheets are enough.
[01:48:39] He said net spend dropped something so he has to go
[01:48:56] Is that a vape?
[01:49:09] Plia chat this oh, hi fucks person that spent chat. How did he do this well?
[01:49:21] Use latitude and longitude profile use latitude and longitude. I see where it is no
[01:49:31] Did you deal us him to avoid 50 gifted
[01:49:34] No, I didn't bro. No, I didn't bro. Even if I would know his shit, bro
[01:49:38] wouldn't do it. What are you talking about bro? Use a circle. Bro. Do I use a circle
[01:49:47] bro? I mean a circle is just random though like it just shows me where it is. I don't
[01:49:55] know if I like the circle idea. What were the other sheets shot? Do they work in I'm
[01:50:04] I'm scared to check.
[01:50:06] Well...
[01:50:08] Gold by the way.
[01:50:10] How am I this bad, bro?
[01:50:12] I can't queue a game, right?
[01:50:16] I will get banned, I think.
[01:50:18] Single player maybe?
[01:50:22] You will get banned?
[01:50:24] Chad, do they have fucking single player?
[01:50:26] Yeah, you're right.
[01:50:28] Bro, you fucking rinsed me, bro.
[01:50:30] Let me gift him 50 right now, bro.
[01:50:32] 50 right now bro Chad who wants those sheets bro who wants those sheets bro
[01:50:36] I'll sell them for 10 bucks one one one gift it's up. I sent you the code, bro
[01:50:42] Zigzag that's a joke
[01:50:44] No cheating allowed
[01:50:50] No, you're all are being sassy barkers, bro
[01:50:55] Oh my yeah
[01:50:57] I
[01:50:59] Was it I was about to give you 50 bro, and I look at your offline chat and they're saying owner is delusional L only
[01:51:09] What the fuck
[01:51:11] How did you do this zigzag like what I wish they have thousand thousand year guesser
[01:51:19] I
[01:51:20] Yeah, but I have thousands of hours and CS and I wouldn't be able to do this right now
[01:51:23] Like what am I this job, bro? I had the longitude bro. I know I knew exactly where was that
[01:51:31] Yeah
[01:51:37] I gave that anything we can do like
[01:51:43] Yeah, now I agree bro, that's the thing though, that's the thing though, you know
[01:51:49] Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah
[01:51:53] I'm not gonna lie your internet is dying right now, bro. Like you're a little bit. Yes
[01:51:59] Bra, what is this? This isn't saying never happens
[01:52:03] Shies
[01:52:05] It's the cheats, bro. Maybe you got some cheats as well, bro, and you're getting back dot right now
[01:52:10] Ziggs egg we do have to do it wait
[01:52:12] So if not with infinite guesses, it should be much easier for me than just having longitude, right?
[01:52:18] um
[01:52:20] It I think I think if we run it back. I'll also play a no-moving panning or zooming like still image
[01:52:27] And we'll give you infinite gases and then we can do a rematch. We can we can we can run the bat back, okay?
[01:52:34] Infinite gases and you can't no move no panel zoom
[01:52:37] Yeah, I like that. I like that. All right. Let me know when that sheet is available, okay?
[01:52:42] And I'll gladly oh my god imagine you could use that a multiplayer bro
[01:52:45] Your enemy just sees you putting down a hundred pins that one. I would actually use a new player
[01:52:49] I wouldn't all right. Let's believe it. Yeah, I'll stream over zigzag bro. Um
[01:52:55] Shicer bro, shicer
[01:53:09] To a street that has no lights and I just lost lost my wallet, bro
[01:53:15] I'll come up with a nice fair rule set. I'll do some testing with my friend who's about as good as you
[01:53:24] Okay, and then and then and then we can run okay, bro. I'm halla down. I'm halla down. You let me know bro
[01:53:29] You let me know okay. See like I'm always
[01:53:33] Like three and you out nine it's just leave me scheduled cooked
[01:53:38] Cooked roll mine as well
[01:53:40] Zizek, I was awake until 4 yesterday. How do we fix it?
[01:53:43] I was awake till 6.
[01:53:47] How do we fix it? I have to fix it as well right now.
[01:53:50] What do we do? Do you ever do the method where you just stay up the whole time and then you just...
[01:53:55] Never. I've never done that.
[01:53:57] I tried it once and it was low-key refreshing. I can't even lie.
[01:54:00] You're trolling.
[01:54:01] No, you're not. But I've only done it once though.
[01:54:04] So wait so you stay awake though over the night and then you stay awake the whole day
[01:54:08] And then you go to bed early because it's so fried is the method
[01:54:11] Here's the method you do whatever you like go to bed whenever you want and then he sleep into like 3 p.m
[01:54:15] And then you do the all nighter and then step the whole day and then go to bed like 6 7 p.m
[01:54:22] Oh I could do that today, bro. Oh
[01:54:26] Shit because I woke up at fucking too low key at 2 p.m
[01:54:29] It's really bad right now really bad. It's the Americans bro because of that American tournaments, bro
[01:54:34] Like I'm just full chopped like and you know dear guess the whole viewership is Europe
[01:54:38] So that's why I step so late as well. So, you know
[01:54:43] Hey, you have the same struggle but in Europe Europe people are active at like six now not at fucking 2 a.m.
[01:54:48] What are you talking about?
[01:54:49] No, but I'm a held behind you guys. Oh ahead of you. I forgot about time zones. Oh my gosh
[01:54:55] Why you know moving bro come to Europe? No
[01:54:58] I like Australia. It's nice
[01:55:03] It's that nice bro, that's crazy, bro, I wouldn't move
[01:55:06] Didn't have stuff holding that
[01:55:08] Damn, that's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, hey, you know all the spots because you've been through everything like fucking in game
[01:55:16] Right exactly exactly what what was you the most bro?
[01:55:20] What nation bro when you get it in Geo guys feel like wow this nature, bro
[01:55:22] Oh, like sit here. Let me tell you let me tell you the country that inspired me to go there
[01:55:27] Just because I saw it on GeoGuest it was Slovenia.
[01:55:30] Slovenia?
[01:55:32] Slovenia is hella beautiful.
[01:55:35] Never even like, consider, let me see.
[01:55:38] Oh, bro, bro, Google, Google, Lakebled.
[01:55:43] Lakebled.
[01:55:44] Brother's place was insane to visit, I'm telling you.
[01:55:46] Oh my, wait, you went there?
[01:55:48] Yes.
[01:55:49] You went there?
[01:55:51] Yes.
[01:55:52] You saw it in GeoGuest and then you went there?
[01:55:54] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[01:55:55] You like this one youtuber bro, I love this guy wait you have to watch him. Oh my you probably do. There's one guy
[01:56:01] Who finds stuff on Google Earth and then he travels there, bro, you know him wait?
[01:56:08] Google Earth
[01:56:10] craziest
[01:56:11] Wait, he's the absolute go bro. Wait
[01:56:17] Is it this guy I can hear by the voice what in this video I'm gonna be now this one's fake
[01:56:23] Yeah, what is his name bro? What is his name? No, not GeoWizard. GeoWizard is the gold as well, bro
[01:56:27] Like he is the gold bro, but but
[01:56:29] He inspired me to stop playing, you know
[01:56:32] Really bro, I love you guys. I even bought a vinyl bro. I even bought the CD, bro
[01:56:36] Like he makes music as well. I bought the vinyl bro the first time I bought merch of somebody
[01:56:40] Fucking GeoWizard. It's good music too. I agree. You have to watch the exact if you didn't watch this
[01:56:44] I swear this is and Chad this is the biggest recommendation ever bro instead of watching Netflix and watching some brainwad
[01:56:50] watch this geo wizard what is it where wait it's with his friend bro what was
[01:56:59] a call chat this one right here how not to travel Europe this is the greatest
[01:57:07] serious one of the greatest one on YouTube I'm not joking chat how not
[01:57:11] it's fine it's so good now these two guys they're vibing so hard to get that
[01:57:17] chat this is like you and your high school friend bro exploring the world
[01:57:21] like this is those vibes bro like they're just cracking jokes talking to
[01:57:24] like random people like y'all can you take this is so good
[01:57:41] I was watching a podcast with him the other day and apparently Welsh Greg is
[01:57:44] actually like his step-brother or something like they grew up together yeah
[01:57:48] I never knew that they're so like open-minded both of them like so yeah
[01:57:52] yeah yeah all right wait but what was the guy called that I'm an bro with
[01:57:55] where you know him bro he has a dog he has a dog and he goes to these like
[01:57:59] remote places in the middle of nowhere bro because you saw them on
[01:58:02] Google Earth um someone saying let me see if this true I'm trying to read the
[01:58:08] chat i'm trying to who the fuck is this guy
[01:58:13] all the so many fakes bro no bro this is not the goal bro
[01:58:18] chat who knows what i'm talking about bro
[01:58:23] the pov
[01:58:30] right i don't really watch short form stuff like that so it's not short form
[01:58:34] Oh it's long phone, right? I don't need to hear it.
[01:58:36] This is the gold! This is the gold!
[01:58:38] I'm trying to fire solar eclipse.
[01:58:40] No, no, no, no.
[01:58:42] What? You don't know the POV channel? Say what lie you don't know.
[01:58:46] I don't know.
[01:58:47] I said I understood. You will be in love. I'm not joking, bro.
[01:58:50] Because this guy is vibe. All of these other guys, they just look out for YouTube views.
[01:58:53] This guy is doing it for the passion, bro. This guy is roaming around with his dog, bro.
[01:58:57] He finds the shit on Google Earth and he goes there, bro. It's so golden.
[01:59:01] Chad, I don't watch on my man.
[01:59:02] That's what I'm talking about, bro
[01:59:04] I promise you, next time we talk, I will have watched it and we can discuss it
[01:59:07] We can discuss it, okay?
[01:59:08] Hey, shit, it's fucking golden, bro
[01:59:10] It's literally moving, bro
[01:59:12] Recommend me a video, recommend me a video
[01:59:13] Flowing across
[01:59:14] Anything, bro, anything, whatever you like when you saw it
[01:59:17] He's one of those YouTubers?
[01:59:18] Yes, bro, yes, bro, he just goes there
[01:59:20] Like, look, I found giant trees on Google Earth
[01:59:22] And then he just goes there with his dog, bro
[01:59:24] Look at those guys, Nacho, this is the guy
[01:59:26] The largest trees on Earth exist on the west coast of North America
[01:59:31] Has he been to Lake Blatt and I was trying to find one even though earth and even though they're over 300 feet tall
[01:59:36] It's extremely difficult
[01:59:37] But then I saw these pictures of 18th century loggers in California. This one's called the field Brook giant
[01:59:43] You don't just want to watch this video and then he goes there, bro. Yo zigzag, bro. We got a chat later, bro
[01:59:49] Yeah, we are we are we are hey
[01:59:52] You got the 50
[01:59:55] Gee
[01:59:57] Okay, but I promise next time I like I like organize it with a friend. I see that see a balance slightly in your favor
[02:00:04] Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy that you didn't say 100 different, but I would have done a hundred
[02:00:08] I would have done 200 round like
[02:00:11] If I said a thousand you probably would have done it, but that would be yes. Yes
[02:00:14] I'm happy that you didn't. Ah, yo wait zigzag
[02:00:18] Yeah, yeah, can you cure rank game right now? I have to at the toilet if you want to quickly like
[02:00:23] Ooh, screen share and Q, right?
[02:00:25] Yeah, that would be sick.
[02:00:26] If you can quickly like, it's like, I don't want to ask you like,
[02:00:29] Yo, can you like, do something for my chat?
[02:00:31] Like, like do a trick type, but I don't know if you want it.
[02:00:34] Like, I just take Regis over quick.
[02:00:37] That would be sick, bro.
[02:00:38] Yeah, I don't know.
[02:00:40] I feel like, it feels fucked up, bro.
[02:00:42] I feel like I'm asking you to gesture for my chat, bro.
[02:00:45] But it's not like that, bro.
[02:00:46] Like, I appreciate that, bro.
[02:00:48] I appreciate that.
[02:00:49] And by the way, I have not Q'd a ranked game on Geared
[02:00:51] just because I'm like kind of washed right now.
[02:00:53] I have knocked you to rank game on Jir in like 8-9 months maybe?
[02:00:58] So...
[02:00:59] What?
[02:01:00] This is very exclusive.
[02:01:02] Oh my gosh!
[02:01:03] Wait, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.
[02:01:04] You can also 1v1 check me.
[02:01:05] No, no, I won't do it.
[02:01:06] Okay, okay.
[02:01:07] I'll BRB, bro.
[02:01:08] You're the girl, bro.
[02:01:09] Thank you so much, bro.
[02:01:10] Thank you so much.
[02:01:11] Alright.
[02:01:12] You got it, bro.
[02:01:13] You got it, you got it.
[02:01:14] Alright.
[02:01:15] Alright.
[02:01:16] Peace out, peace out.
[02:01:17] I'll BRB, I'll BRB.
[02:01:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:01:20] You can talk to chat if you want.
[02:01:21] You can open the chat.
[02:01:22] the chat but don't cheat don't take their recommendations for that cheating
[02:01:32] okay let's see here let's see careful don't leak don't leak it's showing like the thing
[02:01:35] yeah bro i completely forgot it i'm oh my gosh oh my gosh it was nothing crazy it was nothing
[02:01:41] crazy i hope it wasn't the chief bro it didn't be far a big cheat cheating apocalypse
[02:01:44] Well, he babes, let's look in. Wait, the queue is dead right now, apparently. Someone, surely
[02:01:58] someone in the chat is 2,000 rated in conqueue. Anyway guys, basically once you get to this
[02:02:08] rank it's kind of hard to find a game and I'm hoping that if I win one if I win
[02:02:14] this game I think I'm gonna be like top 10 in the world ranked but I just don't
[02:02:19] have an illa right now because I haven't played in a while come on do I have to
[02:02:23] add someone on discord this isn't saying is this not like prime time
[02:02:29] time, Europe. Any georgasic questions, guys?
[02:02:34] Answer any while we wait. How do you even
[02:02:43] crack? You just basically, well, you can practice different ways.
[02:02:46] You just basically play over and over and over.
[02:02:50] Otherwise, you can also do studying. There's like a bunch of documents.
[02:02:55] You can learn phone codes, whatever.
[02:02:59] OK, I'm going to queue up the other mode as well.
[02:03:03] I'm not as good at no moving, but why is this, man?
[02:03:09] There has to be someone playing.
[02:03:12] Bro, this is the problem.
[02:03:13] You just get too high and then there's no games.
[02:03:16] I know you 30K ELO CS people understand me.
[02:03:18] Bruh, I played two Inferno games today on CS both over time.
[02:03:30] Lost one, tied one.
[02:03:35] Bruh, this isn't fair.
[02:03:42] No one in 27,000 of you is high enough for you to kill me.
[02:03:48] This is this is this is a bad look for onie's chat. Okay. I'm gonna start adding people
[02:03:53] Who's online?
[02:03:55] Wait fin bar
[02:04:00] Wait
[02:04:08] Oh true, okay, okay, my friend my friend said he'll queue a game with me
[02:04:14] Wait, so let's just let's just exit the queue and play a party game
[02:04:18] This bound the party, new party, and give it to my friend.
[02:04:29] Here we go.
[02:04:30] Okay, we're doing one last one against one of the best players in the world.
[02:04:34] Let's get it.
[02:04:36] NBZ, what did I just do?
[02:04:41] Aperture World, NBZ, let's go.
[02:04:48] Okay, we're back, we're back, we're back.
[02:04:51] Fimba, he's like the best Irish player in the world, guys.
[02:04:54] Very, very strong player.
[02:04:56] Let's go.
[02:04:57] Okay, so this looks like down here to me.
[02:05:02] I don't exactly know where, but it's like one of these roads, I think.
[02:05:06] We see mountains over there to our west that are pretty snowy.
[02:05:10] I think that might be like one of these roads here, to be honest.
[02:05:12] I don't know.
[02:05:13] Could be further south as well.
[02:05:15] We'll see.
[02:05:16] Okay.
[02:05:17] We've guessed the same road.
[02:05:18] It was a little further up.
[02:05:19] That's good.
[02:05:20] That's good.
[02:05:21] Let's start.
[02:05:22] Let's start.
[02:05:23] Let's start.
[02:05:24] Let's start.
[02:05:25] So, but when you get closer, you get a multiplier as well, kind of like, okay,
[02:05:29] this is good for us.
[02:05:30] This is Australia.
[02:05:31] This is Australia.
[02:05:32] like Tasmania to me probably in the Hobart area but I'm not too sure much
[02:05:40] than not too sure it could be other places as well that's kind of it almost
[02:05:44] feels a bit too dry for that though he's crying he's got the crying emoji guys
[02:05:49] okay let's let's put the pressure on him I'm not like I'm not 100% sure it
[02:05:54] could also be like south of Sydney down here as well if I miss remember
[02:05:59] it? Let's see. Okay, he's got the same. Bang! Okay, we're closer. That's what I'm talking
[02:06:07] about guys. Okay, we got the multiplier. So that means we also get 1.5 times damage now.
[02:06:13] Okay, okay, okay. This is Israel or Palestine. It could be either. Hills East, Hills East.
[02:06:25] It feels like the north of the country to me.
[02:06:30] I don't know, Finn Barth is going to be better than me at this kind of round.
[02:06:34] I'm going to go here. This could be like here or something.
[02:06:38] I'm going to go like that.
[02:06:40] But yeah guys, if you want to recognize Israel, they have the yellow lines on the outside a lot of the time
[02:06:48] and they have yellow number plates as well.
[02:06:50] Nah, he's closer. Yeah. 71 points only, but he gets the multiplier.
[02:06:59] Okay, okay. Oh, this is Tunisia. He's gonna be, he's gonna do well at this.
[02:07:04] He's better at like getting the exact spot than I am. But this is like the road outside of Tunis,
[02:07:09] I would say. We like here maybe. I don't know. I'm just gonna guess so he doesn't get it too quickly, you know.
[02:07:15] I don't know though guys, he's better than me at finding the exact spot.
[02:07:24] Is it even there?
[02:07:25] It could be further south, to be fair.
[02:07:26] No, I'm not sure, no I'm thinking it's actually over here.
[02:07:30] Yeah, I think it's going to be further south, like Svex area.
[02:07:35] Is it?
[02:07:36] Oh, bang!
[02:07:37] Okay, what a good switch.
[02:07:38] I thought he was definitely going to get the exact spot.
[02:07:40] But I saw there was tons of olive trees, like the olive trees, that's more for
[02:07:43] the south.
[02:07:44] Ok, that's what I'm talking about guys, ok, Korea, ah I suck at Korea guys, literally
[02:07:49] my least favorite country in the entire game, I mean Korea just looks the same in the entire
[02:07:55] country man, I can't even do this at all, I'm gonna click, I'm gonna click just Gumi,
[02:08:02] Gumi, I'm just gonna click the middle, click in the middle works guys trust, was he?
[02:08:07] Yes, let's go, again, we're on the multiply guys, come on though, yo, only what's up.
[02:08:12] Thank you for taking over.
[02:08:13] Chad, is he better than me or no, bro?
[02:08:15] And be honest, bro.
[02:08:17] They saw my gameplay, and now they're seeing yours.
[02:08:21] Guys, if you're not honest, it'll hurt my feelings.
[02:08:23] But, like, you know.
[02:08:25] He mugs you.
[02:08:26] Your batter, similar.
[02:08:29] Chad.
[02:08:29] OK.
[02:08:30] Why is your mouse green, bro?
[02:08:32] Why the fuck are you mudding your mouse, bro?
[02:08:34] Like, why are you mudding your windows, bro?
[02:08:36] That's part of the G.R.G.S. culture, man.
[02:08:38] You spend so long with your cursor,
[02:08:40] you become intimately attached to it, you know?
[02:08:42] It's like it's like skins, right when I play games, you're right when I play games like I see across our
[02:08:49] It's like you change your cross
[02:08:53] Bro a cook the fucking emerald bro
[02:08:57] I don't know what city this is. I'm gonna go copy opera. Maybe wait. Oh, you said same
[02:09:03] No, man. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in the first game or bird because the queue was super dead
[02:09:08] Okay, I'll fast guess how long is this game wait it's 2.5 now. No, no don't sauce game. I want to watch
[02:09:14] Okay, I like cuckins
[02:09:16] Listen up. Listen up. This guy's the best player in the world at Russia. He's shut your bitch
[02:09:20] Do you know him the best in the world? Yeah? Yeah, he's my friend. So
[02:09:24] I'm trying to
[02:09:26] Work out. This is actually Ukraine or Russia though. I
[02:09:30] Think it's England, bro
[02:09:33] In England they would have to get white lines in the center of the road. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry not England
[02:09:38] brother I don't know what this is to be honest with you why not way stupid sorry
[02:09:44] sorry sorry sorry some respect are you some respect
[02:09:48] hey bro sit talking is the only thing I can do in this game bro
[02:09:54] well he's taken a long time that's kind of good like it's got hills in the
[02:09:58] background this is really confusing to me like why are the hills in the
[02:10:00] background I feel like this is actually kind of out here but I'm not sure
[02:10:05] Wait, it could be up here
[02:10:07] Bro, I don't know. I'm just gonna guess yeah, please just let me survive. I just want to survive
[02:10:19] No, no, no, he's the best player in the world at Russia and he literally thought
[02:10:27] Why you're in so looking is in you guys
[02:10:29] Yeah because we have the white dashes on the outside and the pole that's a lot of
[02:10:34] plus it's super dry with that combination of those three things you know
[02:10:37] you're in Zanigul. Can you edit that round out of the stream?
[02:10:42] Haha, thin bar, I don't know bro. Just say you're in an entrapment or something.
[02:10:47] Like what? Where did he even go bro? He went, wait he went rush out in the middle of nowhere no?
[02:10:52] On the last one or what? He did go rush around, it wasn't even rush around as you could.
[02:10:55] I
[02:10:59] Mean you don't know what this is you're literally in there you're almost there, bro
[02:11:05] It matters you got you it's the individual multipliers. Oh fuck. They changed the rules. Oh, what is this?
[02:11:12] This is confusing me
[02:11:15] Australia, I think it's the US. I think it's the US. I think it's like Missouri maybe
[02:11:19] wait
[02:11:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going like
[02:11:24] Am I yeah, I'm going here. Why are you not looking around? Is this NMPs? It's NMPs that it's it's yeah
[02:11:32] Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on zigzag. Zack. That's a lot of damage
[02:11:37] We can take that. We can take that. We can take that
[02:11:40] Lock in it was Oklahoma. That's a crazy round now fin bar has a longitude cheat. I'm telling you bro
[02:11:47] Lucky way, um
[02:11:50] This is also one of my worst countries Kazakhstan
[02:11:54] I've been there I can tell you
[02:11:56] Wait true you have what what you meant to come to I am Melbourne. I remember I was I was came to meet you
[02:12:01] This is not a son of my friend. It is not a son or instead. It's outside
[02:12:09] Look, he's way better than me at this country and
[02:12:13] Don't know I'm doing the strat where you just kind of click the middle. I'm doing that strat classic your hedging
[02:12:19] Yeah, I'm doing the hedge. Come on, man
[02:12:21] Always do a waterhatch on the Asian countries like on the
[02:12:29] Bro you mark this guy happy bro, can you do one?
[02:12:33] This this guy is currently like rated within like top definitely top 20 if not top 10 in the world
[02:12:39] So I'm okay. Okay zigzag. Are you the type of guy before you cue the next game, bro
[02:12:43] Are you the type of guy and be honest that down talks yourself like bro?
[02:12:47] You said yeah guys, but I'm washed you just beat the top 20. What are you talking about bro? Be confident, bro
[02:12:53] I'm like I'm like I'm low-key like soft for title the moment. I'm not even playing in like the leagues and stuff
[02:12:57] You're doing it again
[02:12:58] You're fucking crap. We just saw it
[02:13:01] She likes bro wait when you weren't high school things like well when you want high school on uni, bro
[02:13:05] But you the type of guy that said guys, but I didn't study and then you got a fucking a bro
[02:13:10] Say yes or no
[02:13:17] Okay, bro
[02:13:20] One more game, bro. We need a rank game, bro, please. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah
[02:13:23] The right he was so dead that he like he's one of the best players in the world
[02:13:27] He just hit me up and said like let's just do that instead. Oh, ha W Finn bar Finn bar
[02:13:32] But he's also got YouTube sub up to Finn bar on YouTube if you want some of the finbuggers like he does like ranked content
[02:13:38] Stuff like that's good. Oh, this might be his country. Wait, it's in my left hand side of the road
[02:13:43] What is ranked at that?
[02:13:45] At my elo because I'm like over 2,000 elo fast
[02:13:50] Yeah
[02:13:52] Chat no one can stream snap in my 2,000
[02:13:55] Yeah, yeah, we queued on stream with 27,000 viewers and no one queued into me
[02:14:00] Chad are you in people like we're in people like
[02:14:03] Four minutes five minutes. Yeah, wait, I mean the chat the chat watch is like who they can relate with right like chat
[02:14:10] But I'm clever like how are you guys not minimum good elo, bro?
[02:14:13] that's what I'll say it's too low for me wait hold on bro they're saying you're
[02:14:18] too low bro
[02:14:21] they're saying you're too low bro
[02:14:24] mmm I'm oh yeah yeah maybe well you weren't you weren't queuing while you're
[02:14:28] vaping right sir
[02:14:30] what okay bro okay okay I see I saw a vape on that picture bro I saw a vape on
[02:14:36] the picture bro and show me the fucking discos on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[02:14:40] Well, you got me, bro, you really got me.
[02:14:42] That's right, that's right.
[02:14:44] I saw that bubblegum ice.
[02:14:49] Walk us through the next one.
[02:14:50] Walk us through it.
[02:14:51] OK, OK.
[02:14:51] I'll explain for the rest if you want.
[02:14:53] Yeah, I'll shut up.
[02:14:55] OK, OK.
[02:14:56] So what are you thinking right now?
[02:14:58] So immediately, this kind of brick that we have here
[02:15:02] is like really typical of Andorra, which
[02:15:04] is this country that lies between Spain and France.
[02:15:09] And it's mountainous, which also fits for the country.
[02:15:11] The architecture in the background also confirms it.
[02:15:15] But the thing is, we want to get the multipliers.
[02:15:17] We want to be closer.
[02:15:18] So I'm going to try and end the log on the mountain.
[02:15:20] Simple the gold is in Andorra right now.
[02:15:22] Sorry.
[02:15:22] Seriously?
[02:15:23] Yes, for practice.
[02:15:24] It's a tax haven.
[02:15:25] A lot of CS pros are there.
[02:15:28] True.
[02:15:28] They have a lot of eSports stuff happening there.
[02:15:31] This has got quite a lot of population.
[02:15:33] So I'm thinking it's going to be near the capital
[02:15:34] Andorra.
[02:15:35] One of the biggest streamers lives there, bro.
[02:15:37] a lot of the biggest remorse.
[02:15:39] Oh, because it's tax haven.
[02:15:41] I mean, when you pay taxes like in Australia, you start to use it.
[02:15:45] And look at the nature, bro.
[02:15:47] Like, it actually looks nice.
[02:15:48] Because check out Martha, for example.
[02:15:50] It's full shop, right?
[02:15:51] It's tax haven, but it's shop.
[02:15:52] I agree.
[02:15:53] I agree.
[02:15:54] Andorra's definitely a nice looking tax haven in the Malta.
[02:15:56] I agree.
[02:15:57] Okay, this is the US.
[02:15:59] So we have the yellow center lines.
[02:16:02] We have trees which are like very generic.
[02:16:05] It makes me concerned because I feel like this could be a lot of different places in the eastern US
[02:16:10] We have this little reflector on the road that reminds me of like the states that you find like in the middle
[02:16:16] Like that's kind of infrastructure. You get in the middle of the country
[02:16:20] He gets where I'm located concerned about this one. I can't even lie like I think he's gonna be closer
[02:16:26] I don't know
[02:16:28] Germany genuinely
[02:16:29] Like it's not Germany because of the yellow lines in the middle, you know, okay?
[02:16:33] I'm just going to go Virginia here.
[02:16:36] Nice!
[02:16:37] That was the exact boss!
[02:16:39] Bro, that was a quick, that was a cool quick.
[02:16:42] Basically with that one?
[02:16:43] I don't know about this one.
[02:16:45] Okay, yeah.
[02:16:46] Okay, with that one I saw a tree that I thought reminded me of there.
[02:16:50] Okay, I'm going to go really fast because there's a detail here which is these trees
[02:16:53] and I was like if he doesn't see it, he doesn't see it.
[02:16:55] He saw it.
[02:16:56] Yeah, he saw it but I was too close.
[02:16:59] Damage.
[02:17:00] Oh, you saw a fucking tree?
[02:17:01] Like what are you talking about?
[02:17:02] Yeah, it's called the Paraná Pine. It's only found in southern Brazil.
[02:17:06] FAS?
[02:17:07] Really? It's like one of our favorite trees in the community. Everyone loves that tree.
[02:17:10] Okay, this is a divided highway and it's super dry, so this is probably the highway
[02:17:17] number 15 in Jordan.
[02:17:20] Why? Why? I don't see a sign that says Highway 15.
[02:17:23] Yeah. I don't know. I just know the road.
[02:17:26] Where you've been to Israel?
[02:17:27] No, this is Jordan, bro. This is Jordan.
[02:17:30] Oh, yo bro, I'm tweaking bro like
[02:17:33] But how do you know that it's not a neighboring city because like you just see nature. No, how do you know it's Jordan?
[02:17:39] Just because we've got the black Google car here yellow outer line
[02:17:43] And I just know that I just know the kind like what these countries look like really well
[02:17:46] Especially these ones that don't have that much Google Strip you
[02:17:50] He's so bad
[02:18:00] Oh, this is Germany, I think.
[02:18:01] Sorry, friend boat.
[02:18:02] Wait, I can tell you about Austria, Austria.
[02:18:07] Austria.
[02:18:08] Us?
[02:18:09] Bro, I know.
[02:18:10] I'm German.
[02:18:10] That's not Austria.
[02:18:12] Brother, look at this road.
[02:18:13] Look at the house.
[02:18:14] Look at the house.
[02:18:15] But look at this road.
[02:18:16] This would never be Austria.
[02:18:17] Austria has nice roads.
[02:18:20] Yo, I should be disrespected,
[02:18:22] but Loki all roads are chopped.
[02:18:24] No way.
[02:18:25] That's why you say it's Germany, bro.
[02:18:27] No, I'm joking.
[02:18:28] But it is definitely East Germany.
[02:18:30] like bad roads East Germany is actually like
[02:18:32] yeah oh no wait look at his HP for a
[02:18:36] second anyway please be Austria bro
[02:18:39] please be Austria oh oh he was he was
[02:18:43] closer in the wrong country that's
[02:18:45] chopped man check or maybe he did a
[02:18:49] hatch with Austria he thought it was
[02:18:50] Austria maybe too this is awesome in
[02:18:54] Switzerland okay this one's like you
[02:18:57] hard though Switzerland bro this is like
[02:18:59] the first one where I've not been sure about the country in a while I got you
[02:19:02] Switzerland it can't be Switzerland because of the Google camera type like
[02:19:07] the Google cameras kind of closer to the ground in Switzerland this is this is
[02:19:15] um this is genuinely a hard round I'm not quite sure it look you could be
[02:19:20] Austria though I could see Austria I can see something Germany France I know
[02:19:25] which one of us but I can't tell him shut up it's cheating that's fine that's fine
[02:19:30] no these houses are more East Eastern European I'm looking at these ones they're
[02:19:33] more Eastern European these could even be like it's like Czech it's like Czech
[02:19:37] Slovakia like something like that I think you know like the whole world world is
[02:19:47] that yeah all the ones that have Google Street because there's also those
[02:19:51] countries that don't have a street view. Call me nuts. Call me nuts. Do you, if, if, if,
[02:20:00] when I travel somewhere, right, like any country, I'm hyped to explore because you've
[02:20:05] seen the nicest parts of this earth. Is it more boring for you to, like, do you need,
[02:20:11] you know how you always get crazy? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No, not the case.
[02:20:16] Like when you, when you, uh, when you play geography, you notice so much more.
[02:20:20] It's like, it's like this.
[02:20:22] If you like, if you were driving past a bridge in the car and your friend was a
[02:20:25] bridge builder, like an engineer, he would like see so much more about the bridge.
[02:20:30] Right.
[02:20:30] He would understand the bridge.
[02:20:31] So it's like that when I travel, I really appreciate everything a lot.
[02:20:35] You know, when, when you're with a friend, like when you're on vacation,
[02:20:39] bro, like, do you just, yep, like, oh yeah, here, here we have the
[02:20:42] light poles, which are just two of them, bro.
[02:20:44] I feel like you could tour the tour guide bro.
[02:20:46] I'm exactly like that.
[02:20:48] That's funny as shit.
[02:20:52] Oh my gosh.
[02:20:54] So wait, what was...
[02:20:56] Yo, W's for Finnbar bro, for joining up.
[02:20:58] What was...
[02:21:00] Bro, I have questions. How old are you bro?
[02:21:02] I'm 25 years old.
[02:21:04] 25. You're younger than me.
[02:21:06] But only a little bit.
[02:21:08] So wait, what's on your bucket list in life bro?
[02:21:10] Like, I feel like...
[02:21:12] Because probably traveling is a big part of it, right?
[02:21:16] Like that you want to do, no?
[02:21:18] Bro, that's a good question.
[02:21:20] I want to have a family.
[02:21:25] I want to travel quite a lot.
[02:21:28] I want to leave the world better, be a good person.
[02:21:31] I don't know.
[02:21:32] Just normal people goals, I would say.
[02:21:35] OK, but you don't have like, because for example,
[02:21:38] like the YouTuber that I showed you, right?
[02:21:39] He has these spots that he finds on Google Earth.
[02:21:42] Oh, like you mean like travel goals.
[02:21:44] For example, yeah.
[02:21:45] Like a spot that maybe, like for example,
[02:21:48] I remember doing a bucket list at some point, brother.
[02:21:50] And I put some shit on it, oh, I got a leak.
[02:21:54] Oh, my gosh.
[02:21:57] And I remember putting on my bucket list,
[02:21:58] like I saw like a video and it was like the biggest
[02:22:01] cave in the world or something.
[02:22:02] Like, I want to go there, bro.
[02:22:03] Like that's all my bucket list.
[02:22:04] And Greenland, I want to go to Greenland,
[02:22:06] like things like that, you know?
[02:22:08] Right, right, right, right.
[02:22:09] I really want to go to Madera Island
[02:22:16] I've been to Madera
[02:22:17] Yeah that's sick, what did you think of it?
[02:22:19] To me that's like one of the top ones I want to go to
[02:22:21] That's on your bucket list bro, just go there
[02:22:24] It's really nice
[02:22:25] Look where I live man, look where I live
[02:22:28] Don't
[02:22:29] It's so easy
[02:22:30] Oh my god
[02:22:31] This is my work account bro, it doesn't have my home
[02:22:35] Okay okay, I'm sharing your screen
[02:22:37] screen just so you know. Now they know you live in Australia bro. I hope that's fine.
[02:22:43] Madeira is really nice bro. It's really nice. The crazy thing is,
[02:22:46] zoom in on Madeira again bro. The thing is when I was there, I was there with my mom for like a
[02:22:51] week on like a family trip and the thing about Madeira is bro, you go from the right of the
[02:22:56] island to the left. It's like what? It's like a 40 minute drive or something and the weather
[02:23:02] is completely different bro. It could be storming on the one side and it's sunny on
[02:23:05] on the other one, bro. And wait, that's cool. Yes. And the nature is absolutely ridiculous,
[02:23:11] bro. The locals are super friendly. That's a big, big thing for me in places, bro, when
[02:23:15] I go on vacation. And for example, I was in Malta one time, the locals, they hate you,
[02:23:20] bro, because you go there, like all the people, the rich people move there to save
[02:23:24] tax. And they'd fucking the whole country gets fucked, right? Like the fucking house
[02:23:28] pricing, there's construction everywhere. It's full shop like the locals hate
[02:23:33] people which I understand I would hate other people too like that like I don't
[02:23:40] want to go places where they don't whether they don't want you there yeah
[02:23:43] welcome and there we were yapping with those locals bro like that was so chill
[02:23:47] bro it's amazing it's amazing vibe bro it's an amazing vibe bro really I
[02:23:53] didn't expect that that's actually so cool it's so nice it's so nice a lot of
[02:23:56] charm and streamers move that though like it is it is getting more interesting
[02:24:00] more popular but all right like it's it's it's a hit when you're out here all
[02:24:04] you have is tourism right so they probably don't mind that when you're
[02:24:08] all you yeah I had to make money yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess yeah yeah yeah
[02:24:12] that's what you have bro it's like I'm trying to think of like there's some
[02:24:16] like insane places in the world that are just in the middle of nowhere
[02:24:19] but on I really want to go to baton like this time so I watched a video
[02:24:24] from yes theory it's like they're what the happiest place look at the
[02:24:27] something the happiest oh yeah yeah as well as well yeah look at this place man
[02:24:31] look these are random workers on the road in the middle like this place is
[02:24:34] like I caught on a little bit it does it does you know the thing as well I think
[02:24:38] I've guessed Ecuador and Bhutan that's actually valid by the way no the thing
[02:24:43] the thing about Bhutan though there's like a tourism tax you have to pay like
[02:24:45] couple hundred dollars a day I think one two hundred dollars a day to even
[02:24:50] visit the country is that good or bad that's maybe good I don't know it's
[02:24:55] It's a good thing because it's less tourist and because they actually, yeah, they get more money for the, like, what's a fairly poor country, but like, to me, like, it could be worth it.
[02:25:05] I think it's so beautiful.
[02:25:07] Time, bro.
[02:25:08] Now again, you're bro, you will love this YouTuber, bro. Like the way you talk about this place right now, because this YouTuber bro, like, he's, he's, he's made a video on the top 10 places on earth that no one will ever see or something, right?
[02:25:21] Literally places where you can't like no one has ever went to apparently like places on earth where like the middle of a jungle
[02:25:27] And he like shows it on Google Earth like there's places on earth where no one has ever touched a foot
[02:25:32] How cool is that imagine you go there, bro?
[02:25:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah being the first bit imagine, you know for sure
[02:25:39] You're the first human to set foot yes piece of dirt listen, bro
[02:25:42] I'm gonna watch one of these videos right now and like I'm gonna watch that video fuck it
[02:25:46] Let me see which one is a chat. Oh my gosh
[02:25:48] I have to watch it. You want to watch it together or is it too late for you?
[02:25:52] Yeah, let's watch it together 30 minutes
[02:25:56] I'm down lucky you're being asked to do like I feel like yes
[02:26:00] Yes, of course, you're low key only you should actually commit to Jirgessa because like you have a love for the world
[02:26:06] That's that's like the common thing amongst most of the pros is that they love the world
[02:26:10] Bro, I love for me the thing that makes me the happiest in life, bro
[02:26:14] It's fine. It's fine like meeting new people meeting different cultures exploring nature
[02:26:21] Animals that's what makes me happy life. This is the number one thing, bro
[02:26:24] This is this is why I'm happy to make like some good money because it means that I can do that shit that allows me to do
[02:26:28] Like whatever I want when it comes to this bro and chat I appreciate you for all of that
[02:26:32] And I wish that everybody achieved their dreams, bro. This is my dream bro to travel bro
[02:26:35] I fucking love traveling bro. I was for one year Ecuador after high school
[02:26:38] Maybe that's why this way
[02:26:40] Because that was the most fun. I've had in my life, bro other than right now the stream is kind of bustin
[02:26:46] Do the geogas are shut nice bro with the longitude and shit, but I appreciate that
[02:26:50] You know, that's what they say that they you get bitten by the treble bug, right? Yes, bro
[02:26:56] Those people over there like I swear bro because they have like we have everything here
[02:27:00] We take everything for granted bro
[02:27:01] You got mad when in the morning your electricity goes off bro over there
[02:27:04] I was in a place bro working on a farm per my culture farm
[02:27:07] You had to go 30 minutes with car to even make a phone call, bro
[02:27:10] And those people they were just living the life with like fucking farming some food
[02:27:15] They had dogs they were they were fucking happy as a bro, and they had like their local
[02:27:19] Say I bet they were happy though. Well, they were so happy. All right, bro. Let's watch this shit, bro
[02:27:23] No, no, no, you will have a new favorite YouTube. I'm not talking
[02:27:27] We gotta watch this shit right now. Yo, where can you share on discol?
[02:27:31] Yes, yes, I can bro.
[02:27:33] Yo, Chad.
[02:27:34] No, no, no, you don't understand, you don't understand.
[02:27:36] Most change title and category, oh my god, please.
[02:27:39] Wait, let me share right now.
[02:27:41] Yo bro, you don't know how this-
[02:27:42] I've never seen the thing from this guy, never.
[02:27:45] Yo, I hope you don't.
[02:27:47] After a second say, oh, I know this guy.
[02:27:49] Chad, I get so much joy, I wonder if you know what I mean.
[02:27:53] In showing somebody something that they get excited about.
[02:27:56] Like, sometimes I find a new song off stream,
[02:27:59] I'm excited to show it to a friend or maybe sometimes to chat
[02:28:02] Bro, I'm so excited to show you this guy right now, bro
[02:28:09] Okay, okay, here we go
[02:28:16] The ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth zigzag three
[02:28:22] I'm a Google
[02:28:25] I mean, of course, you're playing here we go
[02:28:29] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
[02:28:31] Let me make sure that everything's good.
[02:28:33] Bang, we need this.
[02:28:35] Hello, and welcome to the ultimate impossible to reach places on Google Earth.
[02:28:40] I'm convinced that these locations would be famous and considered among the greatest natural wonders of the entire world
[02:28:48] if they hadn't become impossible to access due to geography, geopolitics, or unusual events that occurred over the course of human history.
[02:28:57] because of their inaccessibility
[02:29:00] bro
[02:29:01] there's places
[02:29:02] no one can ever go to bro
[02:29:04] he's going to show places where only like one person of humankind has ever stepped a
[02:29:09] foot on
[02:29:09] and then he says it was this guy
[02:29:11] bro imagine you travel to these places or something like it's just nice to admire them as well right?
[02:29:16] i would love to do one of those places in my life
[02:29:21] i'm not even joking bro maybe reach out to him
[02:29:23] like because he's doing sometimes those videos where he goes
[02:29:26] in the middle of nowhere in the jungle and it's one of the only people that went
[02:29:29] there
[02:29:29] like i'm not joking he would take you on a trip probably
[02:29:32] have some of the places like stele
[02:29:35] actually
[02:29:37] well the thing is like the country is so huge in the circuit people here
[02:29:41] that's actually going to
[02:29:43] nature remaining on our planet
[02:29:45] number six probably won't make this list in a couple years
[02:29:48] i've looked across the ocean to number three
[02:29:51] and number one
[02:29:53] is the strangest and most beautiful coastline in the entire world and the source of a massive
[02:29:59] dispute between two superpower countries.
[02:30:03] Number 10 is the Pingaluit Crater in Canada. Located in the frigid expanses of Quebec's
[02:30:09] Ungava Peninsula, this lake is fascinating for several reasons. Most obvious is its
[02:30:15] perfectly circular appearance and the fact that water does not flow in or out of it.
[02:30:20] As you can see, nowhere along its rim is it connected to the vast water networks of
[02:30:25] Canada.
[02:30:26] This is a direct result of its origin from a massive meteor impact around 1.4 million
[02:30:32] years ago that left an 800 meter radius.
[02:30:38] Brother's sake, brother, brother, and the storytelling rice flour.
[02:30:42] Look, and he's also got the drone pictures.
[02:30:44] 76-foot deep crater with an uplifted rim and a crystallized layer of bedrock underneath
[02:30:51] After the impact the crater was slowly filled with rain and snow over thousands of years
[02:30:56] Which is why that's a clearest most ultra pure water anywhere the end result is like the biggest
[02:31:03] most refreshing cup of water
[02:31:06] Bro, well imagine you're there with your dog hiking and then you drink some of that bro
[02:31:11] You go out on the canoe and you just like sit there in the middle just just looking out
[02:31:20] Brain eating I'm I'm I'm Eba a hundred percent you think no shot
[02:31:26] No, it's pure. He said so
[02:31:28] There's no other dick. I think I how it doesn't mean you can get here. There's no trees. Look. There's no life yet
[02:31:33] Wait, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right
[02:31:36] You're right, but they would have nothing to eat inside that they would die
[02:31:39] sometimes I see a creek and I'm like yo bro it would be good to go fishing here
[02:31:42] but sometimes like like there do you think that's fish inside nine right how
[02:31:46] did they get inside not possible do you think maybe the only way they could get
[02:31:51] there is if at one point it flooded and then they came from another pond and
[02:31:56] how do you say it originated again just rainwater no with the crater created
[02:32:00] it was a it was a meat media strike right and no connection so it can't
[02:32:03] be a fish in there right birds well I'm saying it's it was he said that was
[02:32:06] over a million years ago so maybe that like the ice age or something happened
[02:32:10] and the sea level rose or went down and then the fish came in that way.
[02:32:14] Could be bro. Imagine fishing here bro, did you?
[02:32:19] I'd love to take a sip. The only problem is access is extremely restricted for everyone
[02:32:27] except the local Inuit community. To get there you need to fly to increasingly small
[02:32:31] Inuit towns heading north into Quebec until the nearest village can get you within
[02:32:36] 55 miles of the crater.
[02:32:38] So, XCC is from Quebec, no?
[02:32:40] Is he Inuit? Then he can go, bro.
[02:32:42] What is Inuit?
[02:32:44] What is Inuit?
[02:32:46] Aboriginal, Aboriginal Canadian.
[02:32:48] Aboriginal.
[02:32:50] Like the original people who lived there.
[02:32:52] XCC, yes or no, you think?
[02:32:56] If he is only a little bit, probably.
[02:32:58] Check, check, check.
[02:33:00] I wonder how, like, who can go if you have to be 100% Aborigini?
[02:33:02] Inuit guides can take you to the remainder of the way
[02:33:04] and take you to the remainder of the way by hiking
[02:33:06] or via dog sled or snowmobile in the winter.
[02:33:09] This is possible.
[02:33:10] Imagine going to the dog sled over there.
[02:33:12] What?
[02:33:13] Wait, so people have been here.
[02:33:15] This is a photo.
[02:33:16] Yes, he said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:33:18] Again, it's top 10 places impossible to reach,
[02:33:20] but like, like the greatest ones,
[02:33:23] but some people have been there.
[02:33:24] Like, you can't go there, bro.
[02:33:26] Are you into it?
[02:33:27] I don't think so, buddy.
[02:33:27] You're from Australia, bro.
[02:33:29] You will never see this place, exact.
[02:33:30] Don't cry, bro.
[02:33:31] That's possibly undertaking, with price tags starting around 10,000 Canadian dollars per person.
[02:33:38] For this reason, only 20 to 60 tourists manage to reach it every year.
[02:33:44] And that's why it comes in last.
[02:33:46] 20 to 60 a year, bro.
[02:33:49] I heard a stat.
[02:33:50] How many people, the least visited country, what was it, North Korea or something?
[02:33:53] And they only take in, what is it, 500 a year or something?
[02:33:56] But I have to look that up.
[02:33:58] I'm not joking.
[02:34:00] Korea's on my bucket list
[02:34:03] You know what's really cool. Yeah, you would like this you would like this you can go and watch like a street
[02:34:09] Footage from North Korea. Have you ever done that before bro? I've watched fucking bro. There's people leaking shit all the time
[02:34:15] I've watched probably fucking
[02:34:17] 1000 hours of North Korea documentaries, bro
[02:34:19] I think it's so intriguing to like yes, bro
[02:34:22] I was addicted at some point check type one. Don't you know what I mean, bro at some point
[02:34:25] I was in the North Korea idol, and I was like
[02:34:27] All the sudden bro all the sudden I click on one and already watch this one bang and there's people on tiktok bro on tiktok
[02:34:36] Sometimes there's a counts bro. I think it's propaganda
[02:34:39] Like North Korean accounts for who like walk around and shit like it's really public at this point
[02:34:45] Have you ever watched any dash cam footage from there?
[02:34:48] Dash cam. I don't know but that's good stuff. I like watching dash cam footage from North Korea
[02:34:54] They're probably ass rivals over there. No front
[02:34:57] I think it didn't seem that bad to me.
[02:35:01] Wait, 5K a year? That's a lot. I heard 500, what the fuck?
[02:35:05] Now, but in North Korea, I would only go when I'm already 60 years old or something, when I don't have fully...
[02:35:11] If they want to keep me there, maybe they were about a clip, bro.
[02:35:15] Maybe right now they're watching, bro, somebody, bro, and they're like,
[02:35:18] Yo, bro, what is he talking about?
[02:35:21] You called that traffic bad, and they just keep you there.
[02:35:24] I mean I did I was about you said no, and now I believe you like it's probably not bad. Oh, yeah
[02:35:29] Yeah, you guys like it that that that can be part of your defense when you have to get out of jail
[02:35:33] And they give you a trial
[02:35:38] It's fascinating as it is this is the only place on this list that can feasibly be reached even with all the money and time
[02:35:46] See the only one example number nine
[02:35:49] Okay, number nine, you know Sarah Alcono, yeah, honey
[02:35:53] me
[02:35:55] Alcono in Peru deep in some of the wildest jungle of the Amazon rainforest along the Peru Brazil border
[02:36:02] Stands a very tall pyramid shaped mountain not a single photo has been taken of it from up close
[02:36:08] Joe very little is actually known here and that has some people believing it is indeed an ancient pyramid now
[02:36:16] Is that real?
[02:36:19] Well, he said there was no photos up close, so I guess not.
[02:36:22] Haha.
[02:36:23] Well, you surely can fly a plane there, no?
[02:36:25] Yeah, I think it's real.
[02:36:26] Well, it's not up close.
[02:36:27] I think he means, like, from it, or...
[02:36:29] If this is real to you.
[02:36:30] But look at the trees, though.
[02:36:31] Look at the left of the trees.
[02:36:33] They're, like, blobs.
[02:36:35] Mmm, you're right, you're right.
[02:36:36] Maybe it was a super low-quality image camera.
[02:36:39] Maybe it's an estimate, bro, because no one can go there, bro.
[02:36:41] Maybe it's too hard to reach, and it's an estimate, like, what they think it
[02:36:43] looks like underwater, like, and it's really close to it.
[02:36:46] If you have a helicopter you can go then, no?
[02:36:48] I don't know, maybe he says something, let's see.
[02:36:51] I'll cover by the jungle.
[02:36:53] It rises about 1500 feet, and due to its prominence above a flat expanse of forest, it can be seen
[02:36:59] from extremely far distances, including all the Andes mountains.
[02:37:04] Holy shit!
[02:37:06] That's actually a photo, that's a photo for sure.
[02:37:08] That looks sick, the nipple of Piru bro, oh my gosh.
[02:37:11] Wait, somebody found something.
[02:37:13] Maybe there has been new discoveries since this video, bro
[02:37:16] Maybe some of his viewers they just went there bro. Maybe some Peru viewers just went to rich Peruvian with a
[02:37:22] Slip and let me sell it up the wind then somebody sent this on Reddit
[02:37:26] Okay, this is okay one of the other pictures that is available deep in the Amazon rainforest meet the relatively unexplored air coral
[02:37:37] So cool
[02:37:39] I love these mountains that stick out in the middle of nowhere.
[02:37:42] Yeah, it's so sick.
[02:37:43] This would make it a fantastic vantage point for the uncontacted tribes who exclusively populate this area, namely the Iskanahuah.
[02:37:52] However, word of mouth from nearby, contacted tribes, suggested it may never be scaled by humans because the mountain is held in such high religious reverence, possibly seen as a guardian spirit.
[02:38:04] Wait, how can it be held in high reverence if no one's ever taken a photo of it?
[02:38:08] no one's ever taken a photo of it or been to it
[02:38:11] by the
[02:38:13] okay i think okay maybe maybe that's just mountains in general now i think he's
[02:38:16] just doing the thing where he
[02:38:18] way
[02:38:19] it sounds crazy but
[02:38:20] it don't cancel okay but i think he's making a separation between
[02:38:24] us
[02:38:25] and tribes
[02:38:26] you know i mean like you can't go there they can
[02:38:29] but the natives that have lived there for a million years
[02:38:33] of course they're probably hiking every day but they're having some barbecue
[02:38:37] But you and I are not though, but it's such thick forest like I'm not sure.
[02:38:42] It seems like it's due to no one even living there.
[02:38:44] Location at the headwaters of large tributaries to the Amazon River.
[02:38:49] The presence of these uncontacted indigenous people would make attempting an uncontacted to it.
[02:38:55] Dude, that's another sick thing.
[02:38:57] What really keeps this place untouchable is the proving government's extreme legal protections
[02:39:02] and this territorial reserve to preserve indigenous sovereignty and health.
[02:39:06] in health, which means that not even researchers are allowed within several miles of the base
[02:39:11] of Cerro Alcono.
[02:39:12] That's really good, bro.
[02:39:13] Keep them alone, bro.
[02:39:14] I like that from the government, because you know the story of North Sentinel Island,
[02:39:20] bro?
[02:39:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:39:22] I think that's so cool that we have places on Earth, bro, where these people just don't
[02:39:26] know what the fuck are going on outside, bro.
[02:39:28] Like, they got that...
[02:39:29] Wait, why is it a wear chain?
[02:39:30] Are they still alive or no?
[02:39:31] I think they are, right?
[02:39:33] I mean, yes.
[02:39:34] People tried to go there and then they got killed right? I remember that story
[02:39:37] But why go there bro? Why go there like come on bro like what are you doing, bro?
[02:39:40] Well, you're trying to research bro. Let them live their lives. I don't know. There was stories
[02:39:45] It's so fascinating. You listen listen zigzag check this out
[02:39:48] Yeah, I remember this is not a creepypasta if I remember correctly. I let's add a nightmare
[02:39:52] But I think this is real check correct from wrong
[02:39:54] There are stories where they went to stripes like this which didn't really have any contact, right?
[02:39:59] They have fire and stuff. They didn't have electricity and shit. They went there
[02:40:03] They gave them smartphones and stuff and internet. Guess what happened, bro?
[02:40:08] after I think it was
[02:40:10] Two months or something. Everybody was fucking internet addicted. I think it was I think no no
[02:40:16] It wasn't internet addicted. They weren't swirling to talk. They were addicted to porn. I'm not joking
[02:40:21] Correct me from wrong chat. There's a story like that. They gave them
[02:40:24] I was saying that about the when when Russia got the North Korean soldiers and then they got phones and they all
[02:40:29] became addicted to porn as well yeah and this happened with some tribe where
[02:40:34] they went and they gave them internet boom they're all porn addicted bro gg
[02:40:36] like you completely fight bro you can't clash the worlds together like it's no
[02:40:42] no it's not good it's not good this is not the only time we will see that the
[02:40:45] religious significance of a mountain can lead it to becoming a place where
[02:40:49] humans have never set foot number eight is buve island there is a god
[02:40:55] Forsaken speck of rock no standing in the middle of the South Pacific it is
[02:41:00] literally the most remote island on earth the human settlement is over
[02:41:05] 1400 miles away
[02:41:09] bro I love I'm an ocean boy bro like are you scared of deep of depth depth
[02:41:13] water or no it's like no bro like this shit gets me hot bro like I love
[02:41:20] fish I love islands I you said my data bro like shit like that bro you
[02:41:25] just look at the water. Water calms me down, bro. Imagine you have a hole, like a water
[02:41:29] view. You live there, but imagine you're going to walk in the water. It calms you. You look
[02:41:34] at the waves.
[02:41:35] It's calming, yeah.
[02:41:36] Bro. Place up mountains.
[02:41:37] But same for me, but mountains.
[02:41:39] Mountains.
[02:41:40] Yes.
[02:41:41] I like that as well. Looking into the depths. The one thing that pisses me off, though,
[02:41:46] about sometimes when you're in the mountains and it's sunny and this is bad for me,
[02:41:52] I gotta get used to it but bugs bro. I'm not a bug enjoyer, bro
[02:41:56] Like sometimes when you're up a mountain though
[02:41:59] Like not that high right because up there some insects. They're not there anymore
[02:42:03] But if you're at the right height where it's like you're in the middle of nowhere in a mountain and then all the sun
[02:42:07] Now hornet attacks you bro
[02:42:11] Bro, this is the thing everyone's scared of Australian animals and then people be telling me about about people
[02:42:17] We tell me about whole it's I'm like what you don't have
[02:42:20] No, not Australia, bro. They're really scary, bro because things like wasps, right?
[02:42:25] Roars wasps are kind of scary, but they don't attack you, bro. Check right from wrong, but hornets
[02:42:32] sometimes they just fucking attack sometimes they just attack and then you try to kill it and then
[02:42:39] you get in trouble because you can't kill it because it's against law like either they are
[02:42:44] Yeah, they're protected, yes of course.
[02:42:47] My friend, one of my best friends, he lives in Tokyo, he said to me this, there's only
[02:42:52] one animal that's capable of true evil, and that's hornets, only one animal.
[02:42:58] Oh my god, it's funny because you said Japan?
[02:43:01] Yeah.
[02:43:02] Bro, that's the one thing about Japan, that throws me off a little bit, everybody always
[02:43:06] sugarcoats Japan and stuff, and I really want to go to Japan, not to the touristy
[02:43:10] zone, but to the outside zone, and I remember watching some Reddit people discussing
[02:43:13] the outsides of Japan beautiful nature but crazy bugs bro crazy bugs I don't
[02:43:19] think about that when I think about Japan but but it's true they have crazy
[02:43:23] I sure want it in Japan I do yeah wait so you've been to kill a woman I think
[02:43:28] it's cool to kill a woman Japan W they had a year guess a tournament they
[02:43:33] had a year guess a tournament in Tokyo last year I played in that did you like
[02:43:36] it like did you go hiking yeah yeah I we did we did the hiking and like we
[02:43:42] We hired a car after the tournament, me and my friend, and we went to the north region
[02:43:46] of the main island and we went up a bunch of mountains and did some hikes and stuff.
[02:43:50] Wait, in Australia they speak English right?
[02:43:53] Yes.
[02:43:54] Did you say hire a car bro?
[02:43:56] What do you mean bro?
[02:43:58] Is that how you say it?
[02:44:00] Hire a car?
[02:44:01] Do you have to rent a car or no?
[02:44:02] What do you mean hire a car?
[02:44:04] What's the car for?
[02:44:05] That's what we're saying in Australia.
[02:44:06] No shut up.
[02:44:07] I've never heard that.
[02:44:08] Hire a car bro.
[02:44:09] You hire a couple.
[02:44:10] You hire a...
[02:44:11] in Australia rent two cars go to a higher car
[02:44:17] no way bro it's probably because they used to like you used to ride horses
[02:44:24] right so you hired a horse what the bro like it's an object bro like you rent
[02:44:28] the car bro like I like that logic I think that's funny let's hire a bad
[02:44:33] man feel the fury make sure we hire a bad man feel for Tuesday bro I'm gonna
[02:44:39] I'd say that.
[02:44:40] I'll just continue.
[02:44:41] And the nearest landmine is Antarctica, around 1,100 miles away.
[02:44:46] Imagine the disappointment lost ships at sea must have felt when they laid eyes upon Bouvet
[02:44:52] Island.
[02:44:53] It is a barren dome of rock covered in a windswept shell of ice, but it's hiding
[02:44:58] a warm secret.
[02:45:00] Underneath the ice is an active volcano that technically could erupt at any time,
[02:45:05] And it is close to a surprisingly large population of the most hearty seabirds who find it a
[02:45:09] sanctuary away from predators.
[02:45:11] Google Earth does a great job of demonstrating how extreme this landscape is.
[02:45:17] Massive ice sheets slide off on all sides and fall into the ocean and rock below.
[02:45:24] This shit is probably hella...
[02:45:26] There's so much money to make there.
[02:45:28] Because bro, I remember hearing the story, I don't know if you've heard about this.
[02:45:32] used to be an island in the middle of nowhere and birds used to inhabit it for millions of years
[02:45:41] or tens of thousands I don't know the scales but there were a ton of birds right ton of
[02:45:45] huge bird population and the birds shit full like they the rocks were always shitted on every
[02:45:52] single day and what happens is after time that shit turns into some really really expensive
[02:46:02] Materials like things that you use for smartphones and bullshit. I don't know check who knows that story, bro
[02:46:10] Who knows that story bro, and then the Britons or something or America came in and fucking gave them
[02:46:17] Money for that fucking bird shit and then the whole island started fading away because the island like it was what they
[02:46:23] What they were building on like the whole island like they were building houses on the bird shit
[02:46:27] You know because it's solidified and
[02:46:31] Like it's some big fucking corporate came in they harvested it and almost the whole island is almost gone bro like Gigi
[02:46:37] It's full. Wow. I don't know that
[02:46:39] Yeah, what is what is the thing is like the thing is the same same time though
[02:46:43] Like you think about like there's like trillions and quintillions of dollars of materials on Mars right of rare earthman minerals
[02:46:49] But it's too hard to get so I feel like even if this island had like the most insane minerals
[02:46:53] it's so far like 2,000 kilometers long way to even get to the nearest town in this situation.
[02:46:59] Yeah, bro. But but in the other one, let me see just see like one island. Is this the
[02:47:03] one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one.
[02:47:07] Kimberlade and seabird or by instrument highly value in the 19th century as a potent natural
[02:47:12] fertilizer rich in nitrogen and phosphorus. Okay, so not smartphones. Take it away.
[02:47:17] Intense demands back the guano age leading to global competition, blah, blah, blah,
[02:47:22] and promoting the U.S. to pass the Guano Islands Act.
[02:47:27] Interesting.
[02:47:28] Blah, blah, blah, blah.
[02:47:29] This U.S. federal law allowed citizens
[02:47:31] to take possession of unclaimed islands.
[02:47:33] But there's also right now something,
[02:47:34] you said like Mars, there's hella things.
[02:47:36] But there's right now a story,
[02:47:37] I don't know if you saw this video.
[02:47:40] There's a lot of, there's billions and billions
[02:47:43] of rare metals.
[02:47:47] Guess where?
[02:47:48] Not in outer space, but on asteroids or something.
[02:47:52] way closer at the seabed this video right here brother 16 trillion dollars to
[02:47:58] the mind to mind the ocean bro right now there's companies bro trying to so you
[02:48:04] see this nugget right here there's millions of these nuggets and these are
[02:48:08] made out of rare metals at the ocean floor in some areas of the ocean and
[02:48:16] and right now they're trying to make they're trying to like pay some random
[02:48:21] islands money
[02:48:23] To be able to harvest them like some big-ass companies come in like American companies
[02:48:28] Talk to some fucking poor ass country because they own the rights to this land like yo yo yo
[02:48:32] We're gonna give you millions and you're gonna let us harvest this is these fucking these fucking rocks
[02:48:38] Bro, it's like yeah, there's trillions on the seabed bro. You need to watch this video. I'm telling you
[02:48:44] He has good he has good research. Yes, I'm gonna leave you with like that's impressive that you remember that much
[02:48:49] It's impressive that you remember that much because when I watch a video like that, I'm like, oh, yeah, this interesting
[02:48:53] This interesting. I'm gonna tell everyone about this and then I get to the end of the car
[02:48:56] I mean, I don't know. I only remember the gist of it, bro. I told you they use it for smartphones the fucking budget
[02:49:03] But I remember like a little bit of it
[02:49:05] All right, let's continue.
[02:49:06] It's still some spectacular fashion.
[02:49:12] One of the thousands of hours.
[02:49:13] On the southeastern side of the island,
[02:49:15] we're looking for a colossal size.
[02:49:17] And the classic square-shaped pattern,
[02:49:20] which is notorious for creating freak waves and rip currents.
[02:49:24] Definitely.
[02:49:26] I don't know.
[02:49:28] And I don't think I have ever seen anywhere else
[02:49:30] on Google Earth where a wave has cast a shadow this
[02:49:34] large.
[02:49:35] The crest of that wave measures a whopping 100 feet wide.
[02:49:40] This is no surprise as it lies in the direct path of some of the largest storm systems on earth.
[02:49:46] There are no inlets or safe harbors that allow for a ship to dock.
[02:49:50] 80% of it are cliffs that plunge straight into the ocean
[02:49:53] and the other 20% are exposed to reefs and beaches.
[02:49:57] Okay that place is insane.
[02:49:59] You know what I love bro about our lives, bro
[02:50:03] Like we all live in the same like on the same earth, bro
[02:50:07] Like right now no one no human ever went there, right?
[02:50:09] But right now every second that is passing for us is also passing at this place, bro, right now
[02:50:17] There's these both chilling right now doing something right now
[02:50:20] Maybe a seal is talking up right at the second millions of miles away. There's something going on right there
[02:50:26] You know what I mean?
[02:50:28] Mm-hmm. I know what I mean, bro like every bird every every little creature got its own experience
[02:50:36] No, I mean it's all happening at the same time like right now every person that you met on in your life, bro
[02:50:43] The guy didn't use one-to-one in Geo guess I could be you and you could have went to the toilet the person that you crossed the street
[02:50:49] 20 years ago, bro when you were in pride when you were a kid, bro
[02:50:52] Like those people are all doing something right now, bro. These birds. They're all like doing something right this second, bro
[02:50:57] It's called somber bro. Oh, it's under. I don't know. Oh my gosh, bro. Now that freaks me out that freaks me out, bro
[02:51:03] That freaks me out
[02:51:06] Your mom is doing something right now
[02:51:11] Like I'm telling you bro 12 year old thinking
[02:51:13] are I right?
[02:51:16] Yes, people have landed here on boats during rare research expeditions and technically walked on it
[02:51:23] But they have no reason to. The only thing that has a right to walk on two legs across Buñlevay Island
[02:51:29] are the Penguins.
[02:51:31] Northern Penguins ownership of this island and attempted to install a weather station in
[02:51:36] 1977 and 1996, but within months they have disappeared
[02:51:40] probably wiped off the face of the planet by an avalanche or massive storm.
[02:51:45] Since then, one has managed to survive since 2012, and one time, a mysterious lifeboat was found on one of its beaches,
[02:51:53] the occupants of which, if there were ever any, were never found.
[02:51:58] I have a lore about this island so basically in the old days of Geregas a battle royale
[02:52:09] you would guess a country and if it was wrong then everyone else would see the wrong answer
[02:52:13] so if you guess England and then it's not England it'll show UK is one of the wrong answers
[02:52:17] right?
[02:52:19] Basically they coded it wrong so that Norway had three possible answers Norway but also
[02:52:25] Svalbard and Bufae Island.
[02:52:27] And so people would troll other worst players by guessing Buwei Island when they knew it
[02:52:32] was already Norway.
[02:52:34] And then they would actually guess Norway, which would be correct, because the flag was
[02:52:38] the same.
[02:52:39] They thought that Norway had been guessed and it was wrong and then everyone would get
[02:52:41] eliminated.
[02:52:42] That's fucking crazy.
[02:52:43] Bro, shit like that shows how small this world is, bro, like what the fuck?
[02:52:47] Buwei Island, bro, randomly, damn.
[02:52:49] That's the only time I ever knew about this island was from that.
[02:52:53] Ever any.
[02:52:54] We're never found.
[02:52:56] Number seven, we are heading to the tops of the Tapui Mountains in Venezuela.
[02:53:00] These are called mountains, but they are really more like giant plateaus above the clouds.
[02:53:06] These colossal plateaus are a major geologic feature that tower above the vast expanses
[02:53:12] of jungle in southern Venezuela.
[02:53:15] Spanning across hundreds of miles, there are over six major zones of these tall
[02:53:20] sandstone plateaus, with fragmented maces of varying size.
[02:53:26] They range anywhere from 2,000 to over 9,000 feet in height, and are completely surrounded
[02:53:34] by the forest.
[02:53:35] Angel Falls, the tallest waterfall on earth, plummets from the very top of one, and nearby
[02:53:42] is the famous Mount Rurayima.
[02:53:46] As far as I can tell, these are the only two Tapuys that have trails leading to the top.
[02:53:53] Yo.
[02:53:54] Yo Zeke's Exotic.
[02:53:57] What the fuck?
[02:54:00] I played a lot of Jirgessa.
[02:54:02] I've played a lot of the world.
[02:54:04] I've never seen that.
[02:54:07] Brother!
[02:54:08] What the fuck?
[02:54:10] Wait, wait, wait.
[02:54:11] Do you know the movie OP?
[02:54:13] Wait, wait.
[02:54:14] What's wrong with that before the chat the balloons where the balloons as I said yeah at the top you yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
[02:54:20] Bro, it's the same
[02:54:22] It's like skyblock. It's actually real
[02:54:26] The others are so remote steep and isolated the dirt exists no trails
[02:54:32] No places for humans or aircraft to land
[02:54:35] Nothing, wow things about the unique environments here an astonishing volume of endemic species
[02:54:42] live in the high elevation rainforest where temps can get surprisingly cold
[02:54:46] also they have a lot of bizarre geologic formations
[02:54:50] actually oh yo yo yo listen zigzag what are we looking at bro and this little
[02:54:56] this fog it's because it's inside of a cloud bro oh my gosh there's definitely
[02:55:02] no fucking fish up there right I mean is there
[02:55:06] Surely not right that's too like how would they get there a tornado?
[02:55:14] Along with no, I think you're right caves and sinkholes that can be seen from space like this one called Sima Humboldt
[02:55:23] But is it really a sinkhole if it's on the top of a plateau or is it just a place where the ground beside come more normal again?
[02:55:30] Only three scientific expeditions have been made into these sinkholes one of which almost cost the team their lives and
[02:55:38] Within these sinkholes they found endemic species which had evolved separate from the entire world for millions of years
[02:55:45] Bro, do we got the wrong job, bro?
[02:55:47] Yeah, you listen like this. Oh my god, like I would love to be as well like like just like a biologist, bro
[02:55:52] Like going on these like excursions going going in a who bought down to the water finding new fish
[02:55:59] brother. I feel like the best is like being the documentary maker who
[02:56:05] like documents these places. That would be the sickest job. Like a wildlife
[02:56:10] photographer bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Agreed, agreed. Yeah. Cause like if you're a
[02:56:15] biologist or like someone who has like these trips to places, one you're
[02:56:19] probably like going to the same place over and over or two it's probably
[02:56:22] like most of the time in the office and then like one month for the trip.
[02:56:26] True.
[02:56:27] But like if you're someone who's like the whole point of your job is the landscapes,
[02:56:31] then you're going to like sick places all the time, right?
[02:56:33] True!
[02:56:34] You just go from this crazy place to crazy place, like if you're filmed for BBC or something, Gigi.
[02:56:39] You know Rainbolt, the other GEOGASA player?
[02:56:42] Yes.
[02:56:44] One of his favorite photographers, Victor Poznov.
[02:56:48] This guy has insane photos of like, and this guy is just going to the craziest places.
[02:56:56] Oh wait that's what we just looked at feels like that's no way I think cheese yeah
[02:57:05] this guy great this guy's always like just pulling up to the most insane places
[02:57:08] this in Australia mmm really yes ice on the beach no that looks like Iceland to
[02:57:15] me with the with the with the black sand says Australian views mmm I bet if
[02:57:21] If you go to the side, that's an Icelandic picture, just saying, respectfully.
[02:57:25] Yeah, now you're right, bro, you're right.
[02:57:28] That is a fucking big show.
[02:57:30] That's a dream job, right there, bro.
[02:57:32] Up there, it must be like humans have never existed, which is a wonderful thought.
[02:57:38] We're going to take all the reasons these Tapuies are impossible to reach
[02:57:42] and flip it upside down for number six.
[02:57:45] Number six are the sandstone canyons of central Brazil.
[02:57:50] This deep canyon system is much like other sandstone canyons found across the world.
[02:57:55] Looks like it's gonna fucking infinitely zoom in into a Mandelbrot.
[02:57:59] If you know what you know.
[02:58:00] Sure, sure, sure, I know what I know.
[02:58:01] Except these lie under a dense blanket of Amazon rainforest.
[02:58:06] The long, narrow tendrils extend ridiculous distances into the wilderness.
[02:58:11] Far from towns or roads, while there exists almost no information about them online,
[02:58:16] I would have to assume that the ends of these corridors of stone and jungle are places where no one can get even close
[02:58:24] The sounds of birds monkeys and a million organisms
[02:58:28] Packed into these narrow corridors must echo off the canyon walls in a truly amazing way
[02:58:35] And these are all just purely the conclusions. I've drawn about why does it look like this?
[02:58:39] Is it water like water? I think water. I think what are you?
[02:58:43] Why is everything connected with math bro?
[02:58:47] You know sometimes nature is one-to-one connected with math, you can put the population on a
[02:58:51] fucking animal population, a rojba versus the thing that hunts versus not hunts, you
[02:58:59] just can put it in a mathematical graph.
[02:59:01] Shit like this as well, this is why this is look like Mandelbrot bro.
[02:59:04] The water flows in a mathematical way, it's all connected.
[02:59:08] The path of least resistance.
[02:59:10] It's all connected.
[02:59:11] Fibonacci.
[02:59:12] Fibonacci.
[02:59:13] I'm not that guy though. I'm the guy that's a player.
[02:59:18] I'm gonna die of too much thinking bro. Like I'm scared you know how like how you have safe
[02:59:23] switches bro in your house like with too much electricity going on bro. Sometimes I
[02:59:26] feel like it's just gonna explode up your road like you know oh my gosh.
[02:59:29] Guys please be careful with this man chat. You need to take care of him. He's cooking
[02:59:33] too hard.
[02:59:34] I'll think a little bit less. I'll think a little bit less.
[02:59:36] This place, after looking at it from the top, my own extends...
[02:59:39] Nah, you're good.
[02:59:41] You're safe.
[02:59:44] And encompasses lots of canyons, which is how I spotted them years ago.
[02:59:49] And since then, I have been bored with this place for years.
[02:59:53] Yes.
[02:59:54] And I might not have shared it with the world.
[02:59:55] He's like you, bro. He's all day on fucking Google Earth, bro.
[02:59:58] You're all day on Geogazer, bro.
[02:59:59] But he just scouts for places.
[03:00:01] Until I went there myself, if not for something I noticed,
[03:00:04] when looking at the latest images updated by Google Earth.
[03:00:08] As you will learn, this place is rapidly becoming less impossible to reach
[03:00:11] for all the wrong reasons. First, let me give you some context.
[03:00:15] There's really only one section called Canyon's Doviana
[03:00:19] where tourists can go now. Nearby, extensive evidence of the
[03:00:23] ancient indigenous people of Brazil dating back to over 9,000 years
[03:00:28] has been discovered in the forms of rock art, burial sites,
[03:00:32] and artifacts hidden among rock alcoves in the canyon walls.
[03:00:37] Covering some northern canyons in the flatlands above the canyon rim
[03:00:41] is the Brazilian parque nacional sere de cofreco.
[03:00:45] Yo, I would love to see this guy's Google Maps.
[03:00:48] Look how he's just like, he probably has like 1000 of these fucking markers.
[03:00:51] That's paste, that's paste.
[03:00:53] I have like one mic on this, I think it's my home.
[03:00:56] Look at this, it's probably 100 million markers.
[03:00:58] No, that's faith. I like that a lot.
[03:01:19] No!
[03:01:28] Christine Springs are being flattened
[03:01:30] beneath the economic development strategy of Brazil.
[03:01:34] I would hope that the local governments of these regions
[03:01:36] would realize that this is a completely unique landscape
[03:01:39] in the world with a massive international appeal
[03:01:42] for ecotourism, and would almost certainly
[03:01:45] be more economically valuable in the long term
[03:01:47] with intact ecosystems and trails going
[03:01:50] through the lush canyons instead of bulldozers.
[03:01:53] Maybe extending the national park boundary would do the trick.
[03:01:58] No, I want to start a petition this makes me mad right now fucking loggers bro for some wood
[03:02:05] No, bro. Fuck the paper. I'll write on my fucking. I'll write on my PC like oh my gosh
[03:02:11] No, bro, that's the thing like getting getting people to like work together to make good long-term decisions about landscapes
[03:02:18] It's really difficult
[03:02:19] like that kind of long-term decision-making especially
[03:02:23] like for countries that aren't super rich is
[03:02:26] really uncommon. At the same time, you can't really judge it because they're just trying
[03:02:35] to make their best in the world. They're just trying to do whatever is the most efficient.
[03:02:39] You can, but you can't. You know what I mean?
[03:02:43] I'm sitting here in Australia because we're wealthy because we mined a lot of the rare
[03:02:51] earth minerals and sent them around the world and then and then am I gonna
[03:02:55] judge you know the Brazilians for the crossing that you know what I mean it's
[03:03:01] weird to think that some places right now that we can visit may not be
[03:03:03] visitable in like I don't know a hundred years you know probably not because
[03:03:07] they want to go to forest and stuff yeah maybe a bomb like the Great Barrier
[03:03:13] Reef in Australia they're not the the water warming up is meaning it's like
[03:03:17] I love that, I think it's true.
[03:03:24] It's Killing Over the Clive is the summit of Mt. Kailash in the China occupied zone of
[03:03:30] Tibet.
[03:03:31] Now one human has ever stood on the top of this over 21,000 foot tall summit, even though
[03:03:45] It would be a very achievable climb for an experienced team of mountaineers.
[03:03:49] Only three attempts were ever made in all of recorded history,
[03:03:53] all of which were unsuccessful,
[03:03:54] what happened before 1950.
[03:03:56] After that time, no one has even stepped foot onto the base of this mountain.
[03:04:01] Zigzag, let's do it, bro!
[03:04:03] You and me already.
[03:04:05] Bro, like, imagine you're the only guy, bro!
[03:04:08] Yo, wait a second.
[03:04:09] Only two guys.
[03:04:11] Yeah, yeah, true, true, true.
[03:04:12] Only three guys.
[03:04:13] Okay, now about only three guys.
[03:04:14] Yeah, I can remember, three, three.
[03:04:16] What the fuck?
[03:04:18] The guy originally, you know.
[03:04:20] Nat is due to a fascinating mix of political and religiousry.
[03:04:24] One pattern, 455 in terminal need you help.
[03:04:27] Yeah, I'm sorry, you should be able to chat.
[03:04:30] Just get them, bro, just buy them, buy them.
[03:04:32] It's a scam, but buy them.
[03:04:33] They're probably profitable, point one.
[03:04:35] Isens, disclaimer, the following two minutes
[03:04:38] is my personal attempt to simplify something
[03:04:41] incredibly complex.
[03:04:42] Mount Kailash is a deeply sacred mountain to the Hindu, Buddhist, Jainist, and Bon religions
[03:04:49] of Asia.
[03:04:50] Each one of these religions has their own variation, but a central idea is that Kailash
[03:04:55] was identified as the physical manifestation of the sacred Mount Maru.
[03:05:00] They consider it central to the entire world, home to the gods, and surrounded by six
[03:05:05] other holy mountains, making it a massive representation of a lotus flower.
[03:05:11] All right, listen, we're not climbing this bro. We're literally gonna get shot on the whale, bro
[03:05:15] Like this is this one. We're not climbing bro. This one. We're not climbing, okay?
[03:05:21] Mind yeah
[03:05:26] I'm sure there's gonna be an option for you. Yep. Yep
[03:05:29] It's sacrilegious to even step foot onto the base of the mountain
[03:05:33] But the circular path around the base of the mountain is another matter entirely for over
[03:05:39] For two thousand years, devotees from all across Asia have taken long pilgrimages to the
[03:05:45] mountain where they will then undergo the thirty-two mile journey around the bay.
[03:05:52] Do you know what's on the ground?
[03:05:54] No, it's prayer flags in Buddhism.
[03:05:56] Really?
[03:05:57] Yeah, it's a good method.
[03:05:58] If you're in Bhutan, you'll see these, I'm sure you'll guess that.
[03:06:03] And in Sri Lanka as well.
[03:06:05] Prayer flags, interesting.
[03:06:07] It's in the mountain is a massive spiritual achievement
[03:06:11] Sometimes even a crucial step on the path to enlightenment for these religious practitioners
[03:06:18] especially the Tibetans the most devout pilgrimage or
[03:06:21] Korra is achieved by Buddhist and bond practitioners who
[03:06:26] Prostrate themselves the entire way as an act of extreme way prostrate themselves. What did you say? What does that mean?
[03:06:33] Well straight it's like to like a light like it's like kneeling down, but like face down to pray. Oh, okay
[03:06:39] Yeah, I'm thinking okay. No one okay good
[03:06:43] They achieved this by lying flat on the ground with arms stretching forwards or marking where the tips of their hands reach and
[03:06:50] Then standing back up walking to the mark isn't that also a thing like this right here
[03:06:55] They walk it down right like a religious isn't that one is right? What is what is walking there?
[03:07:01] There's another thing no walking there is it in Spain or something walking there is it yacob speak or something
[03:07:05] So what is that? What is that the yacob's? Do you know what that is the Jacob's path or something?
[03:07:11] What is that? What is that from like which religion?
[03:07:15] It's in Mexico. Yeah, I think so
[03:07:18] Christian is a pilgrimage. I
[03:07:20] Think so. I don't know. I just remember like my mom
[03:07:23] She like really at some point wants to walk down the yacob sake and I was like what what do you mean?
[03:07:27] Like she's not even Christian I think like she's not religious. She's not religious. I'm not religious
[03:07:31] I think so and she was like yo one thing. I just want to like I just want to do it like it's it's it's
[03:07:37] Because she likes spiritual. I like always visiting the church like that
[03:07:41] Vibes, but she's not that Christian. I think
[03:07:43] Chad is Jacob's week isn't in Spain?
[03:07:46] um
[03:07:48] Yo, I don't know if I can do that bro. Can I do the Jacob's week with an e-bike chap?
[03:07:52] Could I do with an e-bike or is that disrespectful because low-key, bro?
[03:07:55] It forces me to like oh my god like if it's it's really long walk. It's like it's I think it's I think that's really long
[03:08:02] It's like weeks a lot. Okay. The chill chill chill. I think it's less
[03:08:07] People do it with ebikes wait really
[03:08:12] Who in this sacred pilgrimage imagine
[03:08:14] Imagine the people who set up this program
[03:08:20] Maybe I just don't do it then I don't know but ebike
[03:08:25] Laying down again and repeating the process. I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself
[03:08:32] Now imagine doing that for over 30 miles through wait what?
[03:08:38] What what what?
[03:08:41] Yo Frick the e-bike. They let me let me walk. What are they doing?
[03:08:45] I found this so incredible that I just had to attempt it myself
[03:08:49] that's that's Buddhism they're trying to reach enlightenment right that looks
[03:08:54] they're even covering their eyes because it's well maybe that's for the code but I
[03:08:58] feel like it's because like you're meant to like let go of the physical world
[03:09:03] right wow this word is so interesting though call me nuts it's crazy how
[03:09:09] many different things are going on this earth bro like all at the same time
[03:09:12] like right now there's people doing this going up the mountain bro like it's
[03:09:16] It's so many different aspects in life, probably, you know, like so many different people, so many different things.
[03:09:23] I wonder if people are doing it today or if it's like a certain parts of the year kind of thing.
[03:09:29] The question.
[03:09:29] Wait, four stripes Adidas?
[03:09:32] Without Adidas.
[03:09:33] W.
[03:09:36] So German.
[03:09:37] Mud.
[03:09:37] Whatever.
[03:09:38] It can take up to six weeks.
[03:09:41] It almost seems an impossible feat of itself.
[03:09:44] But this has been achieved by pilgrims for thousands of years, at least, that was until recently.
[03:09:51] When China invaded western Tibet in the 1950s, they took over control of access to these ancient routes,
[03:09:58] and slowly over time exercised this control to squeeze the life out of this holy tradition.
[03:10:04] It was literally an imprisoned mountain.
[03:10:07] Incidentally, it has been allowed very limited access,
[03:10:10] World Tibetans have been almost completely cut off as a part of a larger campaign by
[03:10:18] What the fuck China, what are we doing let them pilgrimage no
[03:10:26] That's kind of messed up. What the fuck did I say something wrong pained by China to bit by bit
[03:10:32] Arrace the undeniably magical religion of Buddhism when you know
[03:10:37] For real is this that ass
[03:10:40] I didn't know about this clash bro come on let people live bro like oh yeah cuz
[03:10:48] it's like the Dalai Lama can't even go to Tibet anymore they explode him from the
[03:10:52] wait really yeah I don't know like I don't know the history of this but the way
[03:10:56] he portrays it it's it's it makes me it's interesting there's quite an
[03:11:03] any climber of the mountain yeah with one big exception and a controversial move in the 1980s
[03:11:12] the chinese government offered ryanhold messner a legendary italian mountaineer a permit to climb
[03:11:18] mount kailash but he refused famously stating quote if we conquer this mountain then we conquer
[03:11:25] something in people's souls i would suggest they go and climb something a little harder
[03:11:30] We should leave it to the people who are not climbers, to the pilgrims who believe in it.
[03:11:35] Looking at it, leaves no question as to why it would be sacred.
[03:11:39] To stand-
[03:11:40] Ghost funds.
[03:11:41] Holy fuck, Nora!
[03:11:43] Oh my gosh.
[03:11:45] That climber is the gold. I'm not even joking.
[03:11:49] Didn't you say someone actually did it?
[03:11:51] Ha ha ha.
[03:11:53] I thought he entered this by saying-
[03:11:55] True, true, true.
[03:11:56] Let's find out.
[03:11:57] Top knowing no human has ever stood upon it would be a truly revelatory experience
[03:12:04] Number four is an ugly set no human. Oh
[03:12:08] Maybe said
[03:12:10] Someone almost to those
[03:12:12] Named plateau in the Grand Canyon give American size and complexity of the Grand Canyon
[03:12:18] I have always wondered if there are places within it that are completely unreachable and no
[03:12:23] I'm not talking about the forbidden zone, which we will get to later
[03:12:27] After quite a lot of research, I'm convinced that the top of this plateau in the Western Grand Canyon
[03:12:40] is perhaps the most isolated and impenetrable place in the entirety of the Grand Canyon,
[03:12:45] and therefore possibly the entire American West. Let me explain why. The Western Grand Canyon
[03:12:51] is very remote compared to the Eastern side. This bend of the canyon specifically
[03:12:56] is surrounded by extensive wilderness with no nearby dirt roads and no trails even
[03:13:01] bro and you can say what you want about america bro but i fucking love america bro
[03:13:06] then nature is absolutely insane bro it's also like so different right you have this
[03:13:10] you have the deserts and then you go to like montana or something you have the mountains
[03:13:14] the fresh mountains bro alta america's nature is crazy bro yes yes yes it's exactly like people
[03:13:22] People will love to hate on it but on Jirga said literally one of the most fun diverse
[03:13:28] Interesting countries to guess 100% and places like the Grand Canyon. There's nowhere else on earth
[03:13:33] But they're quite looks like that. I was with my boys after the CS major, bro
[03:13:36] We went to San Francisco and we took a drive down to what is it? What is the mountain court and the
[03:13:42] What's it called bro? What is it called in San Francisco?
[03:13:46] Yeah, yeah, like five-hour drive. What is it?
[03:13:49] Yeah, you're so much. You're so much yours. Yeah, yeah, bro
[03:13:52] Insane, how's it even possible? Is it the tectonic plates or something? How do they have these like crazy ass?
[03:13:58] This should look chat that thing it looked so fucking insane, bro
[03:14:03] Like it actually is California alone would be like a top 10 most beautiful country in the world as just the state itself
[03:14:10] What I have to show a picture. Oh, no
[03:14:13] I took the most shot picture ever when I was in
[03:14:18] I
[03:14:20] Think I've ever shown this bro. So listen bro listen. It was super sunny and super hot. Okay
[03:14:29] So I literally had I was full sunburned and I had sunscreen in my eyes, okay, I
[03:14:36] Don't know if I can show this you tell me if I can show this picture on stream
[03:14:38] Like this is the most chopped picture I've ever took bro like look this my eyes were burning zigzag, okay suck
[03:14:48] I had sunscreen in my eyes I couldn't do nothing I was full sunburned and I was with
[03:15:08] my boys after we had to wake up at 4am because it was like a six hour drive or something
[03:15:13] And we went with it as like like a guy on Craigslist like a hundred bucks
[03:15:17] I can take you to use a month because uber's didn't go there
[03:15:20] And then we like we took it like we were full sleep deprived bro my eyes were full of sunscreen
[03:15:25] I couldn't do nothing and I was full sunburned bro. I was on the one HP
[03:15:29] I couldn't even enjoy use of mine. It looked like I had black bars top bottom bro because the whole time
[03:15:34] I could just squint my eyes, bro. It was
[03:15:38] But look at the nation in the back water landscape right look at the back
[03:15:42] Like that is fucking insane bro America bro like
[03:15:46] while sir
[03:15:48] Coming close to it and while there are many of those might stole your hairline you're broke
[03:15:53] Isolated plateaus in the Grand Canyon most of them are connected to the Canyon Rim in one way or another
[03:15:59] This one doesn't and it has a massive over
[03:16:02] 2,500 foot vertical relief on almost every side even compared with the Shiva's temple on the North Rim
[03:16:09] It's much taller and steeper
[03:16:12] which means there's two possible ways to get to the bottom of it.
[03:16:16] One is to drive in Bushwack in extremely far distance from the nearest access point on the south rim,
[03:16:22] rappel down to the rim and then arrive at the base of it,
[03:16:25] or to float basically the entirety of the Colorado River in the bottom of the Grand Canyon
[03:16:31] with all your gear and then hike several miles to the base of it.
[03:16:36] As far as I can tell, it would be a sketchy, multi-multi-page climb
[03:16:41] that because you would be placing your own gear would take anywhere from two to four days to complete.
[03:16:46] Based on what I can see on maps, I'm not sure there would be much up there,
[03:16:50] but to say you conquered perhaps the most remote plateau in the American West would be quite the achievement.
[03:16:56] Naaah!
[03:16:57] For a bonus, we have the Forbidden Zone of the Grand Canyon.
[03:17:00] Supposedly, there is an entire section of the Grand Canyon that no one is allowed to visit.
[03:17:05] It's said to be in this general area.
[03:17:08] The lore of this place dates back to a sketchy story ran in some papers in the 1910s of a guy named King Cade
[03:17:15] who was said to have found a cave there filled with Egyptian artifacts, who then disappeared.
[03:17:20] He may or may not have existed in the first place, but there's a lot of stories on the internet of people looking for this cave
[03:17:26] and in the process, finding entrances sealed up with cement, modern structures where none should belong,
[03:17:32] HUH?
[03:17:32] or getting chased out of the area by Blackhawk helicopters or planes.
[03:17:37] Joe, what are you hiding bro? What are you hiding America? Voss by Black Helicopters?
[03:17:46] Is this real, zigzag?
[03:17:49] Bro, I swear every good ominous story starts with like a 19... early 1900s or 1800s newspaper,
[03:17:57] you know what I mean? But no, I don't... I mean they said like ancient Egyptian artifacts or what?
[03:18:05] you're inside of caves and they shut it with cement and when you try to visit it bro blackhawk
[03:18:10] blackhawk helicopters come for you as well i mean it's america i like it i could believe it man
[03:18:16] i can i must i must say yes i think so most of these stories are unsubstantiated and you can't
[03:18:22] believe almost anything on the internet especially nowadays but occasionally videos and photos will
[03:18:27] pop up that seem to add some semblance what is this why is it like like look that's like
[03:18:32] segments know it's like different you know how when you start digging you have
[03:18:36] different levels like there you have gravel then you have this why is it like
[03:18:39] this is it is it like that like it's again to do with the water right but yeah
[03:18:47] the erosion yeah I don't know exactly I say it's not a geologist erosion over
[03:18:52] nine years why is it like in different levels like because it started raining
[03:18:56] Like
[03:18:59] That's a credibility to these stories
[03:19:02] Also, there's quite a lot of geologic features around here named after Egyptian deities, which certainly adds fuel to fire
[03:19:08] There's no official government established forbidden zone in the Grand Canyon
[03:19:12] Except for those set aside for environmental or indigenous reasons
[03:19:16] This area is largely inaccessible just due to how remote it is and how big the cliffs are here
[03:19:22] But it is a fact that the government has sealed off quite a lot of cave entrances in the Grand Canyon.
[03:19:28] I have looked into the story and searched around this area on Google Earth quite a bit and the story
[03:19:34] constantly leads to dead ends and circles back upon itself.
[03:19:37] So I'm totally fascinated and undecided on the matter. It makes me want to learn more.
[03:19:42] Which reminds me that if you enjoy this video,
[03:19:45] I highly recommend you subscribe to my channel and check out my other videos where I find
[03:19:50] difficult to reach or obscure in historic places often times using Google Earth and go explore them
[03:19:57] well why is there so many dislikes wait isn't normal like your youtube was exact isn't normal
[03:20:04] like one percent this is more than one percent is these chinese people because they ate it on it
[03:20:10] check why is there so many dislikes because i could actually see that being a big reason for it
[03:20:15] I have some ideas of more places I want to go see my Grand Canyon in the near future.
[03:20:28] For number 3 we are heading to the middle of the Pacific Ocean to the trailing end of
[03:20:33] the Hawaiian Archipalago to the Ihau Island.
[03:20:37] Even people who frequently visit Hawaii probably don't know this island existence.
[03:20:41] you know the silent
[03:20:43] and as i thought i said i the drone shop before i said it looks like a way
[03:20:48] wait you called it
[03:20:51] what the fuck
[03:20:54] even people who frequently visit hawaii
[03:20:56] probably don't know this island exists to understand this place we must go
[03:21:01] back to eighteen sixty four number three action and you can only be a
[03:21:04] building
[03:21:05] i don't like that
[03:21:06] but that but you know that
[03:21:08] chill on the job
[03:21:10] When in a strange turn of fate, a Scottish businesswoman, Elizabeth Sinclair, purchased the entire island for $10,000 in gold.
[03:21:19] What?!
[03:21:19] Which is the equivalent of about $660,000 modern US dollars.
[03:21:24] A paltry sum for obtaining one of the most beautiful tropical islands in the world.
[03:21:30] On the condition she made with King Kamehameha the fifth that ni-
[03:21:35] No shot, this is real, dude.
[03:21:37] No shot, King Kamehameha!
[03:21:39] Yeah, wait, I just like the guy. I'm watching creepy boss. Is this even real if I call
[03:21:45] Made up as I imagine
[03:21:47] The bro the bro watch the dragon will be
[03:21:51] What the fuck the world on the condition she made with King come a homea the fifth that
[03:21:58] Would be kept no way they'll cover the bird
[03:22:01] The winds and a place to preserve their way of life
[03:22:04] as a community with King Kamehameha the fifth that Ni'ihao would be kept as a cultural refuge for
[03:22:11] native Hawaiians and a place to preserve their way of life. This led the island down an interesting
[03:22:17] path where it has faded from public knowledge while the opposite happened to the other islands.
[03:22:23] The wealthy descendants of Elizabeth, the Robinson family, have retained ownership for all these
[03:22:28] years and have kept this promise alive as the island has never been developed in any
[03:22:33] significant way what would even happen if she breaks that contract with King
[03:22:37] coming coming how the fifth that guy is not alive anymore bro if if a little bit
[03:22:41] just gonna do with the seven or the eighth one though yeah that's true does it
[03:22:47] work like that at some point check to contract expire like this or like in a
[03:22:51] billion years from now we'll still people like big-ass corporates imagine
[03:22:55] there's like diamonds under this island and there's billions and then can they
[03:22:58] still not touch because of this old-ass contract or something mmm probably
[03:23:02] the contract to be fair. I probably had a close about that. Yes. Because again,
[03:23:10] this is what's happening right now with the ocean floor rocks. Like these
[03:23:13] old, old contracts of who owns this part of the ocean, which country, and
[03:23:20] then they can't touch it bro. Like that you were talking about? Yeah.
[03:23:23] Instead they have focused on conservation and ensuring that the
[03:23:28] Generations of Hawaiians, who have always lived here, can continue to stay if they wish,
[03:23:33] where they don't have to worry about modern problems like rent, taxes, or a lack of food.
[03:23:39] It seems that not even money is used in the day-to-day life of the locals.
[03:23:43] The only language spoken here is the native Hawaiian tongue,
[03:23:47] and apparently, traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years.
[03:23:52] As much as I want to go there, I don't want to go there, because it's like,
[03:23:55] You don't want to turn this into, you know, like, brother, like this is not something to visit.
[03:24:01] Like, let them live, you know, like, I'll try this is sick.
[03:24:04] Brother, they don't have CS, they don't have tiktok, they have nothing, bro.
[03:24:07] They have no money, they probably use cigarettes.
[03:24:11] I wonder, cause they do have roads, you can see on the, on the map here, they do have roads for a few years.
[03:24:17] You're right, this, right?
[03:24:20] That's the cause, so they at least probably have cars, yeah.
[03:24:23] Horses, maybe horses? I think they have cars and they have more shards.
[03:24:28] I think so, because they have houses.
[03:24:33] Traditions carry on, much as they did for hundreds of years.
[03:24:37] Just like all of the Hawaiian Islands, this island has gorgeous tropical mountains.
[03:24:43] Except these don't have multi-story condos looming over them, or tourists know about.
[03:24:50] They are pristine. This little cluster of small buildings and a couple dirt roads are the only evidence of humans to be seen across
[03:24:59] Hey, hey, man!
[03:25:05] He's like, wanna crash out.
[03:25:07] Why is he talking about nothing right now?
[03:25:09] Tell me about the internet problems, or I know about it.
[03:25:13] This little cluster of small buildings
[03:25:15] and a couple dirt roads
[03:25:17] are the only evidence of humans to be seen
[03:25:19] across Niihau.
[03:25:21] But it isn't Niihau.
[03:25:23] What the fuck?
[03:25:25] Look at this, bro.
[03:25:27] Imagine you live there right now and again again, bro
[03:25:30] I don't know people call me stupid for this work, but Zonder bro right now people are doing something there
[03:25:35] Maybe they're having like a fucking barbecue bro
[03:25:36] Like I like maybe a guy's riding on the horse right now right now right now zigzag your second is a second over there
[03:25:42] You understand bro. Do you know the same bro?
[03:25:45] Or I do I do I do I
[03:25:47] Think you're not saying bro like this goes deep this goes deep zigzag
[03:25:52] Undeniable reality that a wealthy family owns the entirety of the land for which
[03:25:57] And it cost cost cost wait, I see something a lot cost
[03:26:02] Wait, yeah, those are cars those are cars on the left bottom left I
[03:26:07] See it what the fuck how do they have cars bro? They have internet though. Maybe they have styling
[03:26:14] Maybe maybe of course that has far-reaching implications and plenty of college. I check can see my cameras above
[03:26:22] Living upon here check has a no cousin. Oh, you're 100% certain how much percent?
[03:26:27] For me, there's going to be cows right there parked outside the house. I think I'm like 98%.
[03:26:33] What if it's a shed?
[03:26:35] No, cows.
[03:26:39] Also looks like they have lawn mowers. You feel me?
[03:26:43] Yeah, because yeah, it's nice and cut.
[03:26:46] That's true.
[03:26:47] Of course, that has far reaching implications and plenty of controversy.
[03:26:52] The Robinsons enforce strict rules on Niihau.
[03:26:56] Unless you are Kanaka, or of Hawaiian descent, you will almost certainly never be offered a chance to visit this pristine fragment of ancient Hawaii.
[03:27:05] Wow. There was another thing with Hawaii.
[03:27:09] Ooh, I don't know if I want to talk about this.
[03:27:12] Chad, there's some crazy- was it Hawaii?
[03:27:15] There's some crazy shit going on in Hawaii.
[03:27:18] chat who knows this one youtuber bro wait there's some crazy shit going on in
[03:27:25] Hawaii bro was it Hawaii what's his name Ben
[03:27:33] what was it him I don't know she was this one guy called that does like edgy
[03:27:41] videos and shit and travels and stuff was it not Ben I don't know but that's
[03:27:47] like some is that called or something on Hawaii that like owns almost every
[03:27:51] business oh my crazy and over me not him I don't remember wasn't there some
[03:27:58] crazy shit on how I look aside from the boat I got as close as humanly
[03:28:06] possible wait that's Fiji never mind never mind we're good we're good how I
[03:28:09] were good and I know that was Fiji Chad never mind never mind it's Fiji it's
[03:28:12] Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji it's Fiji you're right you're right I
[03:28:15] remember now it's how I close to Fiji zigzag they're both in the Pacific
[03:28:22] Islands but they're like thousands of kilometers apart only thousands yeah
[03:28:28] not tens of thousands so they're actually close bro how big you think the
[03:28:34] how big you know what I'm gonna say Antipody nine Antipode it's like the
[03:28:40] opposite side of the globe Antipod the animal yeah how yeah how far do you
[03:28:44] that is to get to the opposite side of the globe in kilometers how far do you
[03:28:47] think we're from one end to the other yeah like north to south I don't know
[03:28:54] hundred like to go like say say like the opposite point of Australia is like
[03:28:59] Ireland in in in Europe north to south is not the same yeah yeah it's the same
[03:29:05] it's the same so how far do you think that is the flight is like through the
[03:29:09] Conner or around like it'll get us killing it. Yeah, but okay just one way just one way
[03:29:19] Like in flight distance I would say oh gosh
[03:29:23] Wait, like a million kilometers, maybe
[03:29:28] Well, 100 200,000 500,000 I don't know
[03:29:33] 20,000
[03:29:36] Shut your bitch ass up. It's three kilometers to my school from my home and there was a 15 minute bicycle ride or 20
[03:29:43] What do you mean?
[03:29:46] She said
[03:29:48] Wait are you stupid? Yo now you gotta you're thinking something miles or something. No
[03:29:54] But but but okay, but the pull up pull up Google
[03:29:57] Maps right now
[03:29:58] What Google Maps earth or maps?
[03:30:01] Maps I'm scared. I don't want to leak my shit. Can you screenshot?
[03:30:05] uh... yeah
[03:30:07] when the spot
[03:30:09] that's a little i'm scared but i'm actually got like that i thought that
[03:30:12] well it's a drop some i don't know i don't know i'm going to switch uh...
[03:30:16] thank you
[03:30:20] i got full pc opening up those sets
[03:30:23] uh... and you sure i can show it you sure i can show it
[03:30:26] you can't get to it showing
[03:30:29] here i am
[03:30:34] measure distance
[03:30:35] this this tool is sick by the way
[03:30:38] well so if i go as far as if i get as far as i possibly can
[03:30:42] well well why is it curvy
[03:30:44] because that's the that's the closest possible way
[03:30:47] it's like about twenty thousand you see
[03:30:49] fast
[03:30:51] go top to germany from bottom to germany
[03:30:57] wait let me drag it
[03:31:02] top to bottom of Germany 800 Ks
[03:31:05] wait and the whole earth is 20,000
[03:31:10] that's it
[03:31:12] so Germany is about like a 30th, a 20th or a 30th as long as earth is
[03:31:17] fast
[03:31:19] yes
[03:31:20] that's crazy
[03:31:22] it's kind of small no
[03:31:24] yes
[03:31:25] like the world is small
[03:31:27] 20k is nothing
[03:31:29] 20k is nothing
[03:31:30] Like what for imagine if it was millions though. I mean you guys are clowning but imagine if it was me
[03:31:34] Oh, what the fuck I feel stupid right now. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. That's this one side
[03:31:40] Because some like if you look at this this map right like that you have open right now
[03:31:44] Google Maps, bro. You don't like look at this way
[03:31:47] How big actually country?
[03:31:51] Because of the what is it like they're fucking like here the true size because check the Mercado projection
[03:31:56] Yeah, like look Chad look like when you look at a fucking at your Google Maps Pro look at this like we take for example, Germany, right?
[03:32:03] We take Germany but I think but a bang it looks
[03:32:08] really really
[03:32:11] Really really big compared to something like
[03:32:14] Compared to something like Kenya right but look the closer you get to the equator
[03:32:19] The smaller it gets now check this out now check this out if you keep going up like look
[03:32:24] This is Germany on top of Sweden. You see this the up more up you go the bigger it gets you see this Greenland
[03:32:29] Hello small to be honest. Hello small
[03:32:32] You see and you can like Greenland looks like it's bigger than Brazil
[03:32:35] But I think it's like less than a third the size wait say that again
[03:32:40] I'm pretty sure Brazil is like three or four times bigger than Greenland. Oh
[03:32:45] My god Brazil full on the equator. This is gonna be massive. Yeah, watch it
[03:32:54] the top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil.
[03:33:06] The top point of Brazil is closer to Canada than it is to the bottom point of Brazil.
[03:33:14] That's fucking crazy.
[03:33:15] Chad, it's because of the fucking, like how we portray it.
[03:33:18] Like it's look at this, bro.
[03:33:20] Russia ain't that big to be honest, bro.
[03:33:21] It ain't that big to be honest, bro.
[03:33:23] Brazil Brazil is massive. What the fuck?
[03:33:34] Japan's actually big Japan is actually big say wallahi
[03:33:39] Minya drag it up to the top and look how far the islands go down
[03:33:45] Bigger than Sweden, yeah
[03:33:47] That's small though. No, isn't it one of the most powerful countries on earth like bro their market cap in terms of yeah
[03:33:54] Yeah, in terms of area. Yes, but look how far the islands go. I think people don't really realize that
[03:33:59] It's small local nuts small compared to Sweden. No, I thought in Japan may be bigger
[03:34:07] Okay, okay easy easy. That's crazy though. That's crazy
[03:34:11] Oh
[03:34:13] During a trip to Hawaii where I gazed across the ocean to this island
[03:34:18] That is so different from all the others wait you can see it from there
[03:34:21] Fortunately, wow appears that change driven from modern influences still having its relentless effect on this island
[03:34:28] We're once existed a strong populations of hundreds of Kanaka probably over 600 when Elizabeth bought the island has slowly
[03:34:36] until now it is estimated that only around 70 Hawaiians remain living here full-time.
[03:34:42] A lack of opportunity and the irresistible draw of modern life, along with other factors,
[03:34:47] has led to many natives of Niihau moving to neighboring islands, never to return.
[03:34:52] No way! If they find cases and see us and they never go back to that.
[03:34:57] Bro! That's actually crazy, bro. That's actually crazy.
[03:35:02] No, 70 people remain bro low key. That's the type like that's the type of place bro to like retire on road
[03:35:08] Just like I don't know then you just enjoy life. We have a farm on that island bro. GG, you know
[03:35:13] Yeah, but you have a cultural connection to the Hawaiian culture and then that that's just the place where you have the pure experience
[03:35:20] Yes, yes
[03:35:23] Wow
[03:35:25] Number two is the Darien gap
[03:35:27] Take a look at the entirety of the Western Hemisphere and all the vast continents of North
[03:35:34] and South America.
[03:35:35] There is one narrow land bridge that serves as a bottleneck between these two massive continents.
[03:35:41] Nowhere else on Earth does such a small patch of land connect two entire continents.
[03:35:47] Up until recent times, every single human and terrestrial animal migration that started
[03:35:52] in one of these continents and ended up in the other would have had to pass through the
[03:35:57] Darien Gap. And because of that, this thin expanse of jungle is probably one of the most
[03:36:03] significant corridors in the world when it comes to understanding patterns of human and
[03:36:07] animal movement. And just to put it in simple terms, if you wanted to drive your car from
[03:36:13] the US to anywhere in South America or vice versa, you would imagine there would
[03:36:17] be lots of highways and roads leading through this section right yes wrong what
[03:36:23] expansive jungle is one of the most lawless and dangerous places in the
[03:36:28] entire world it is almost completely undeveloped animals are gangs and under
[03:36:33] the control of armed paramilitary groups who are heavily invested in the
[03:36:37] production of illicit substances and the exploitation of hundreds of
[03:36:42] thousands of vulnerable refugees who attempt the dangerous journey north
[03:36:46] Every year the American the hazards of the untamed jungle like flooding rivers and tropical diseases
[03:36:53] There are probably places in this a full PVP zone. Oh, how?
[03:36:58] No gap but communities of locals have lived amongst the old growth rainforest
[03:37:03] And it might be a peaceful place for some but coming here is an outsider as an incredibly dangerous move
[03:37:09] So no one attempts it besides from the refugee PVP and PvE. Yeah, you got the you got the mafia
[03:37:15] And you got the fucking what like the animals for the tiger is GG bro. Mm-hmm
[03:37:20] G's who are forced to a couple daring youtubers and journalists who get in and get out as fast as possible
[03:37:27] Therefore it is unlikely in my lifetime that anyone will study the important
[03:37:32] Archaeologic record natural history and interesting combinations of organisms at the melting pot between two massive continents
[03:37:40] That must exist hidden in the Darien gap
[03:37:43] But I wonder if in our lifetime they're gonna do the word because it's not that it doesn't seem like it's that far
[03:37:50] wait in our lifetime
[03:37:52] Mmm, mmm in our lifetime. I don't know bro in mind. Maybe not in yours for sure
[03:38:01] Bro now bro you said it bro. I'm two years older than you bro two years
[03:38:04] I mean, so they're gonna build you like what do you mean, bro?
[03:38:07] Come on both. We're both healthy. We're both smart it if right
[03:38:11] Like all I'm saying is maybe I'm better fit for the mountain climb than you all right, bro
[03:38:17] Must exist hidden in the Darien gap
[03:38:21] number one alright
[03:38:23] Finally at number one
[03:38:25] We have what you guys where would you guess this is maybe it's just North Central Island. It's got
[03:38:31] Dude if I was making a list like this
[03:38:33] I would think somewhere at least has to be in Russia because Russia is like
[03:38:37] The north of Russia has these most insane islands has these crazy like remote like planes and stuff
[03:38:44] It's got to be someone Russia. I think please don't be North Sentinel, bro. We all know
[03:38:48] Islands
[03:38:51] What is that?
[03:38:53] That's Russia. That's Russia. That's the that's the islands between Russia and Japan
[03:38:56] How do you know what Kugel Island is or do you see it on the map? That's why no, no, no, I know I know that place
[03:39:01] You know Kugel Island
[03:39:03] Yes, why oh
[03:39:07] because I think it's shown up like it's not on G.R.G.S.A properly but like use the
[03:39:12] generate content that's like drone shots above there and I've put I've seen on
[03:39:16] maps before. What the fuck? Finally at number one we have the Coorill Islands on
[03:39:22] the northwestern edge of the Pacific ring of fire lies one of the most
[03:39:26] spectacular and extreme landscapes in the entire world. Sure. This archipelago
[03:39:32] extends in a remarkably straight line over 700... Wait wait wait it's maybe
[03:39:36] stupid question but what is an appa appa let appa lego acapelligo is like a bunch of islands
[03:39:43] ah like an island family appa lego yeah yeah check check check miles from north to south and is a
[03:39:49] highly active chain of strata how much how much now i know it 20 000 is the earth let's see over 700
[03:39:55] miles that's a lot now that's a lot it is that's one 20th of all other than germany yes
[03:40:01] Miles from north to south and is a highly active chain of strato volcanoes
[03:40:06] Getting older and less volatile as they progress north and as a result have some of the most dynamic and stunning landscapes
[03:40:15] What I found out about this place I almost couldn't believe I'd never heard of it before there are over 20 major islands in total
[03:40:22] And each one is unique in its own way containing massive caldera's hot springs
[03:40:28] crystal clear lakes
[03:40:29] lush forests
[03:40:32] canyons beaches
[03:40:34] Ice-capped volcanoes and everything in between
[03:40:39] This is the ballot pick for them one, but the crowning gem of them all is the credit sign of volcano
[03:40:46] What it's hard to imagine a more beautiful place
[03:40:54] Wait, this is the one we should go to this is
[03:40:56] It's place one in the ultimate impossible to reach place
[03:41:01] I think I think you just chose it because it's so cool though
[03:41:07] Maybe some religious let's see. Let's see. Maybe there's some people pilgrim aging and you can't go and let's see
[03:41:14] Yo yo yo
[03:41:16] This volcano last erupted in 1952 and is still highly active along with the others
[03:41:22] Let me guess and the government doesn't let you because you're in trouble if you go
[03:41:26] I think you're the highly viscous magma these have a tendency to build up gas
[03:41:33] underground and erupt in sudden explosions which is why so many turned
[03:41:39] into caldera's and look like giant craters wow it literally completely blew
[03:41:45] apart explosions that big wow no way is that seriously the reason
[03:41:53] Here's where we can't get there.
[03:41:57] When you look at the island chain in its entirety, you can see it forms a giant gateway across
[03:42:03] the Sea of Ochozk, and therefore the eastern coasts of mainland Russia.
[03:42:09] Unsurprisingly, they are a massively important strategic outpost, and Russia has done everything
[03:42:15] in its power.
[03:42:16] Let me guess.
[03:42:17] Military.
[03:42:20] Blyat.
[03:42:22] To control them for military purposes.
[03:42:25] Take a look at where the southernmost island, Kunashir ends.
[03:42:29] Just 12 miles off the coast of Japan's Nemuro Peninsula.
[03:42:33] The residents of Shibetsu can look, but they can't touch.
[03:42:38] After World War II, the USSR seized the four
[03:42:41] southern islands from Japan.
[03:42:44] even though Japan still claimed them as a part of its northern territories.
[03:42:47] And the issue has prevented a peace treaty between the two countries ever since.
[03:42:52] No way.
[03:42:53] Japan considers it an illegal occupation, and Russia has done nothing to ease their
[03:42:58] concerns by ramping up their military activity and fortification on the islands.
[03:43:03] Oh my gosh!
[03:43:05] Hot!
[03:43:06] No.
[03:43:07] Seriously?
[03:43:08] That might be the coolest image we've seen in this entire video.
[03:43:12] agree. All of these factors combined are why Russia has kept these gorgeous islands completely
[03:43:19] to itself with the exception of the powerful class of Russians, some small populations
[03:43:25] and the native people known as the Ainu were the original inhabitants on the southern
[03:43:30] islands. However, it is an overstatement to say this entire island chain is impossible
[03:43:36] to visit
[03:43:38] to overly simplify it
[03:43:40] it's an incredibly long
[03:43:42] expensive and difficult process even for russian-born tourists
[03:43:47] only a hand-tongue isn't changed
[03:43:50] ha ha
[03:43:50] for russian holy cats yes
[03:43:53] fell under one hundred foreigners a year you don't know that much about you
[03:43:57] we had a hundred foreigners
[03:44:00] we're near these islands
[03:44:01] bro i'm telling you
[03:44:03] 98 more people than us.
[03:44:09] Wait, what? It's in that only? Wait, what?
[03:44:26] MMMMMMMM
[03:44:33] year where it is easiest to obtain access. 90% plus of these islands, especially those
[03:44:40] in the center of the island chain, are completely impossible to reach for every reason under
[03:44:47] the sun. Prohibitive geography, extreme climate, militarization, and vast distances across
[03:44:54] a storm-ravaged ocean. Oh, and did I mention that the islands have frequent and powerful
[03:45:00] Earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis because of the strong tectonic activity
[03:45:15] I think it's real. I bet that I bet the bed. No, no, no, no, no, no
[03:45:18] I remember having a georgas around from up here with a bear in it. So yeah, this is real
[03:45:23] No way!
[03:45:25] That picture is sick.
[03:45:27] He's chillin'.
[03:45:28] Brown bears.
[03:45:29] Aries like Cape Stilbacque.
[03:45:33] What?
[03:45:34] The white cliffs of Aiturup.
[03:45:36] It's all so different.
[03:45:40] Oh my...
[03:45:41] And the wild-looking coastline of...
[03:45:44] Joey, like, what are we talking about?
[03:45:48] And the wild-looking coastline of...
[03:45:51] Look at this, bro, like over millions of years, some formations, like, oh, this is sick.
[03:45:56] Of...
[03:45:57] Minecraft.
[03:45:58] Urup.
[03:46:00] Urup?
[03:46:02] Urup.
[03:46:06] I give up.
[03:46:07] Whatever this thing is.
[03:46:11] This is just a small slice of what's to be found out here.
[03:46:14] Wow.
[03:46:15] silver lining of the situation is that the primarily military occupation and lack of development has
[03:46:22] created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals this has the added benefit wait
[03:46:29] so this guy was there like at the ultimate impossible to reach places yeah he's one of the dislikes
[03:46:33] bro this guy's making shit up bro no fun primarily military is not number one
[03:46:40] lack of development has created a sanctuary for wildlife especially for marine mammals
[03:46:45] This has the added benefit of keeping Japan's terrible whaling practices out of these precious waters
[03:46:52] What the fuck?
[03:46:54] Come on man, out of Russia, out of Japan, out of China, what the hell earth bro?
[03:46:58] Why are we all doing like, come on G, like leave that whale alone, bro.
[03:47:02] What the fuck?
[03:47:04] Surfer, I couldn't go without your Germany
[03:47:07] Never mind, I should say
[03:47:09] Never mind, I take that back
[03:47:11] That looks really bad
[03:47:13] Never mind, I take that back
[03:47:15] Chill, chill.
[03:47:16] Chill for chill.
[03:47:17] Alright, alright.
[03:47:18] Al Durbania.
[03:47:19] Alright, what else?
[03:47:20] Without mentioning that the coastlines here probably hold the last great frontier of undiscovered
[03:47:26] waves anywhere in the world.
[03:47:29] Many of these rocky outcroppings could be hiding world-class waves that go unwritten
[03:47:34] day after day.
[03:47:35] If I had a yacht and I could go anywhere with it, this is probably the first place
[03:47:39] I would go.
[03:47:41] In the beginning of my video, I said it's the strangest and most beautiful coastline
[03:47:45] in the world.
[03:47:46] And to back up this claim, I will ask you, can you think of anywhere else in the world
[03:47:51] where such incredible geology meets such volatile active volcanoes surrounded by absolutely
[03:47:57] pristine natural beauty with almost zero humans around and a global conflict to
[03:48:03] top it off?
[03:48:04] England.
[03:48:06] Pretty hard to beat.
[03:48:08] So I guess the moral of the story here is, if everybody could just chill out and go look
[03:48:12] at more graphs and learn a lot more about the world.
[03:48:15] Once again, if you liked this video, I highly recommend you check out my other stuff where
[03:48:19] I actually visit the places I've found on Google Earth.
[03:48:23] As always, I have a theory for watching and have a good one.
[03:48:26] The reason he did that acapeleger for the final one is just because it has the best
[03:48:32] shots on Google Earth.
[03:48:34] I thought I could zoom in to the different islands.
[03:48:36] Ah, I see what you mean.
[03:48:38] That's gotta be it, right?
[03:48:39] He's one of the eye candy for the end.
[03:48:41] Yeah.
[03:48:42] Because Loki, location number one,
[03:48:44] was like way harder to get to, in my opinion,
[03:48:46] than these ones.
[03:48:47] You mean the first location,
[03:48:48] the number like the...
[03:48:49] Yeah.
[03:48:50] Even the first one.
[03:48:51] I think he did it because it's...
[03:48:52] he said, right, it's everything.
[03:48:54] It's countries, it's accessibility,
[03:48:57] like it's so far out.
[03:48:58] Or, I don't know.
[03:49:00] By bro.
[03:49:01] You're right.
[03:49:02] right he it sounded nice but in reality some of those other ones way out of the
[03:49:06] get-to yes but listen bro like what about this channel though bro what about
[03:49:10] this guy right right right and he actually goes to these places bro like
[03:49:15] the ones that are possible to reach actually go crazy yes yes bro with this
[03:49:19] dog hey look look look look at this guy how far you know the video was like
[03:49:24] it's water in guy on earth look he's Zulu with this dog around 13,000 years
[03:49:28] ago more water over the top of this cliff than in every single he's on Google Earth all day
[03:49:34] he finds something and then he travels there bro that makes a video that's so sick right look at
[03:49:42] this guy freeze and vegetation that grow out here because all of the topsoil was stripped away
[03:49:48] by these flooding events this is the goal bro we can see there's almost no there's a very calm
[03:49:52] that we're going to
[03:49:56] Royce like full nature enjoyable like this clips, bro
[03:49:59] Ways in the middle of nowhere like and there's just like a buck infestation
[03:50:03] He's chilling with his dogs bro and with his dog I get hundreds of comments, bro
[03:50:06] I love this guy so much for you now run out like this is this is just
[03:50:16] You know what I liked about the the video we just watched was the sound effects
[03:50:20] Yeah, that really had a great bro. That's a good choice like you could easily forget to do that to the video
[03:50:27] We could just add music or something, but that was way more it made it more immersive. Yes, bro
[03:50:31] Chad leave him a fucking
[03:50:34] Sub if you haven't yet if you enjoyed that bro, I love this guy so much. You have no idea bro
[03:50:38] What a fucking god. Yo, it's exact sorry for holding your hostage for so long
[03:50:42] That was fun. That was very funny. Thank you so much
[03:50:46] I'll make sure to shout your stuff out. Appreciate you, bro. This was fun. Thank you, bro
[03:50:53] Thank you for watching that with me. Well, thank you for having me and we're gonna run it back with the infinite guesses mod when it gets fixed
[03:50:59] Yes, yes, let's do that, bro. Let's do that. Hey peace out zigzag. You enjoy your night. All right, you enjoy your night
[03:51:05] You'll enjoy the rest of the stream catch you later. Thank you for catch you later, bro
[03:51:08] Peace peace peace chat follow zigzag on YouTube and I think he streams a lot more than me probably
[03:51:16] Suck zigzag twitch mods get the get the get the thing going, please
[03:51:21] Chat, sorry. I had to show him this channel. I hope it wasn't like because sometimes people like
[03:51:26] ADHD all this is boring go play go open a case go open a case
[03:51:30] But this is what I this is what I watch like off stream. Well, like I love that shit, bro
[03:51:33] I had to show it to him bro like bro like I need it for here like his insights on some of this shit
[03:51:38] Like bro. Oh my gosh, bro
[03:51:40] Like I wanted to see his reaction, bro. Sorry for that chat. All right listen, bro. Um
[03:51:46] it is time for make me laugh win a hundred bucks okay go get comedy night right now i saw jinx
[03:51:53] you do it it's fucking fun as hell um maybe i don't know but right now i'm not in there funny
[03:51:58] am i in a funny mood low key i am bro um but i'll try not to laugh if you do make me laugh um
[03:52:03] with whatever like uh then uh easy okay then uh you will be getting a hundred bucks okay you
[03:52:10] don't know the deal but i do need quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet boys um i do need
[03:52:14] quick 60 seconds to go to the toilet. Mots I can just hop in and create a lobby and that's it right?
[03:52:19] Like is that is that how we do it? I don't know how it works. Um 60 seconds it will be back frozen guys
[03:52:25] and then
[03:52:26] we hop in new map in CS that's kappa claus bro it's just a workshop map no
[03:52:31] fmpwn always releases maps but it's it's
[03:52:35] it could be an fmpwn map release but it's not in CS right like it's not a new map in CS
[03:52:39] yet or
[03:52:41] It's just released it, no?
[03:52:42] What are you talking about, Chad?
[03:52:43] Why are people saying new map?
[03:52:45] Why are people saying new map?
[03:52:46] There is no new map.
[03:52:48] Or CS or Comedy Night?
[03:52:51] In a minute, we're doing Comedy Night.
[03:52:53] But give me 60 seconds.
[03:52:54] I have to go toilet.
[03:52:55] I have to go toilet.
[03:52:56] Wait, zigzag!
[03:52:57] One quick little geogas on stream.
[03:52:59] I'll be every 60 seconds.
[03:53:01] Splinter.
[03:53:02] Chad, but it's not in the game, bro.
[03:53:04] A popular map maker released a map.
[03:53:06] It's not official, or?
[03:53:08] Am I tweaking or are you tweaking?
[03:53:10] 60 seconds and we'll be back. Starting?
[03:53:12] No.
[03:53:40] you
[03:54:10] you
[03:54:40] you
[03:55:10] you
[03:55:40] you
[03:56:10] you
[03:56:40] you
[03:57:10] you
[03:57:40] you
[03:58:10] you
[03:58:40] Okay. Can you hear me? Chad, you're not going to make me laugh, bro. I'm not even joking.
[03:58:59] I'm sorry.
[03:59:07] Ah, here we go.
[03:59:08] Um...
[03:59:10] I'm falling in love with a very sad...
[03:59:14] Ah, here we go.
[03:59:16] Type 1 if you're ready, bro.
[03:59:19] Shout out to Jinxie for this idea, bro.
[03:59:22] Make me laugh with 100 euros, bro.
[03:59:24] Ah, dollars. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[03:59:26] Canadian, Canadian.
[03:59:28] Canadian.
[03:59:29] Here we go maybe love 100 bucks type one if you're ready, bro
[03:59:35] Jen
[03:59:37] What counts as a laugh it doesn't count when I'm just smiling it doesn't count when I'm
[03:59:45] I'm holding that laugh in okay, it has to be audible it has to be audible has to be
[03:59:54] Has to be
[03:59:56] something like that okay yo what's good stable here we go your bro can I
[04:00:02] challenge you to a geogacer off you saw that I'm shit after cheating over
[04:00:10] wait I still have my sheets installed yeah I'm down bro you want to put some
[04:00:14] money on the line you want to put some money on the line just check the
[04:00:17] fucking longer to it bro GG stable just a 1v1 or 1 for money I'm down
[04:00:23] bro you're dumb as hell bro sorry sorry sorry now bro I'm coming bro do you
[04:00:27] guess I like you're not winning bro you're not winning bro if you want to
[04:00:29] put money down on down bro um perhaps I'm new I want to for this tournament
[04:00:41] wait I'm also playing in this tournament chat I'm gonna be playing with
[04:00:45] Jinxie I think uh Geogasa tournament um very soon very soon um Jinxie and I
[04:00:52] I think our teammates if I'm not mistaking
[04:00:57] Hmm stable he stable right now or when right now when
[04:01:02] Right now when we can do quick one we won bro. We can do quick one we won we can do quick one we won
[04:01:08] Like are we talking right now or what?
[04:01:13] We are getting fast rounded no one up bro Jinx and I a lock bro
[04:01:19] So right now when
[04:01:22] chat quick one we want it will take a minute bro it will take a minute bro i do i do a
[04:01:28] one 5k i do a 1k gg i think no right now though right
[04:01:32] oh wait i have my discord muted hello hello hello hello
[04:01:44] mike someone speaking i don't want to ruin your content though bro like if you're in
[04:01:48] the middle of something like we can i can wait
[04:01:50] No, I can do it later. I can do it later
[04:01:54] But it's just a quick one we won. No, oh, what did you
[04:01:58] Let's do it. Let's do it. I just want to test my luck, bro. Wait, so you're playing in this tournament luck
[04:02:03] Yes, bro. Yes, I think so the Joe Bad one
[04:02:07] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so I think so I think so who's your teammate, bro?
[04:02:12] Lacey
[04:02:14] haha to americans gg bro yeah i don't know i don't think lacy's good at geogas
[04:02:19] sir i don't i chat is he good at geogas sir i have high hopes for him though
[04:02:23] he's pretty smart i feel like he could yeah but it doesn't matter bro he's
[04:02:26] smart and he's american bro all you know is fucking kentucky and minnesota
[04:02:29] bro you don't know any european country and most of the time it will be your
[04:02:33] let's just one we won't work with i'll show you bro i'll show you
[04:02:36] okay show me invite me do you have a link how do i play uh i got you what
[04:02:40] Don't UGH me!
[04:02:41] Sorry, I thought you were gonna send a link.
[04:02:43] Is there a name Mr. Toastman?
[04:02:45] Who's that? Who's that?
[04:02:47] I got an invite.
[04:02:48] No, don't accept that.
[04:02:53] Okay, Chad, is the tournament move or no move?
[04:02:55] I'll just do a move.
[04:02:57] What do you eat every single day before you start your stream?
[04:03:01] Porridge. Porridge and beetroot juice, bro.
[04:03:03] Beetroot juice. Very important.
[04:03:04] I went to grocery stores.
[04:03:05] Is that good?
[04:03:07] Very good. Very good.
[04:03:08] It fastens your blood or some bullshit. I don't know it gets me. I have a question. It's coconut water good
[04:03:14] Does anyone know that I heard it for deep loading? Yes. It has antioxidants, bro
[04:03:20] All right, it's actually an oceans. Yes, bro. Yes, I collect
[04:03:25] All right, how do I play?
[04:03:28] Yo, bro, do I fade hg or you are both?
[04:03:31] I'm one second bro one second. I have to change the right way. How do I disable notifications? Oh?
[04:03:37] Oh
[04:03:40] We got it. It's a period wait no no no
[04:03:44] Yo, yo guys needs to highlight for I'm not even joking
[04:03:47] Wait, I can't scroll
[04:03:49] There we go. I'm good. I'm gonna go. Let's go. Hey, you ever skin in this game. What the fuck? Yes
[04:03:53] I'm very fine, bro. You see my check mark road and test me. Here we go check this out
[04:03:57] Quick little one. Let's go. You want to put money on the line? Let's go. Oh, this is Russia
[04:04:02] This is Russia for sure. No, it's not bro. Look at the left. Yes, it is Russia, bro
[04:04:05] Go Russia
[04:04:07] okay so you could tell us where in the oh wait I got sheets enabled wait let me
[04:04:15] turn this off wait what I was doing a challenge with the youtuber bro I can
[04:04:21] see the longitude but I'm not gonna like I would have guessed anyways like
[04:04:25] where I was gonna go okay I gotta go eat more only bro wait so where's
[04:04:32] Russian the world just don't look at chat bro I'm gonna I think this is
[04:04:36] low-key don't pull it on the ground
[04:04:39] us
[04:04:42] high high high not ready to go in spawn
[04:04:45] point what the fuck that's done yo you
[04:04:48] saw the middle of nowhere and you went
[04:04:49] the middle of nowhere bro this is not
[04:04:51] how you're gonna win the tournament in
[04:04:52] geogas up wrong sorry bro okay so i'm
[04:04:53] going to talk to you talk to me for
[04:04:54] you okay i will talk to you what do you
[04:04:56] look for here right now first of all
[04:04:58] you can move your your ass is probably
[04:05:00] just sitting at one spot you can move
[04:05:01] you click on the road you click on
[04:05:04] the road and you can move you look for
[04:05:05] a sign once you see a sign you know the language bro and then you know where it is hopefully
[04:05:10] I see language I moved all the way but there's no but there's no signs the language is I got
[04:05:14] you it says farm below it says 1000 reward warning it looks English to me bro I'm not
[04:05:21] gonna lie which means okay okay okay this is the United States I see a stop sign yes
[04:05:26] I agree I see ranch so it has to be America also run you can look at the sun look at
[04:05:32] at the sun row this is really good for noobs bro where's it I'm looking that's
[04:05:36] right look at the sky the Sun is east right you can see the compass I don't
[04:05:39] see it you see the Sun row you see the Sun it's bright okay yeah and if you see
[04:05:46] the Sun in north it means you're on the southern hemisphere you understand
[04:05:49] if you look at the map it's between the dotted lines okay but the Sun is east
[04:05:54] so it's no information on the Sun but sometimes that can help you okay
[04:06:02] You know America so this is yours
[04:06:07] Oh that's fair game though that's fair game look at that hit that was a good hit
[04:06:13] Kansas yes 36 damage bro 100 rounds in a 30
[04:06:17] Oh wow okay okay so talk to me so actually talk to me I'm trying to learn bro
[04:06:24] Ease meat it looks Turkish to me the language but again I'm no professional
[04:06:28] I'm no professional but to me this looks Turkish to me this looks Turkish you see the eyes on the truck
[04:06:35] This was taken in 2024
[04:06:38] Merkets oh
[04:06:42] What is this? What is this? What is this? I see a flag? Is this the one with the star? Yeah, is that China?
[04:06:47] That's China. That's China. What the fuck?
[04:06:50] Am I stupid? That's China, bro. Good coms. Yeah, that's China, bro
[04:06:56] Oh, it is
[04:06:58] I don't know where it is. Oh my god.
[04:07:00] China's on the right, bro.
[04:07:01] Oh my god. Oh my god.
[04:07:02] I don't know where it is.
[04:07:03] China's on the right. Are you trolling?
[04:07:05] I don't know where it is!
[04:07:06] I don't know where it is!
[04:07:07] You don't know where China is!
[04:07:08] Okay, first of all, China's wrong!
[04:07:10] It's fucking tricky!
[04:07:11] Second of all, why would you know where China is?
[04:07:13] What if it played its nations on Earth?
[04:07:16] I'm not playing with you, bro.
[04:07:17] This is disrespectful.
[04:07:18] I'm not playing with you.
[04:07:19] I'm not playing with you, bro.
[04:07:20] I'm not playing with you, bro.
[04:07:21] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:07:22] Do you only know the United States, bro?
[04:07:24] Yes, yes, I'm learning, brother.
[04:07:25] But you don't!
[04:07:28] It's like 500 kilometers, bro
[04:07:33] Welcome to the youtube video bribe and hustling you it's time for the real game
[04:07:37] So you were playing blindfolded or what?
[04:07:40] Yes, this is all a joke. Come on. Stop joking now. Let's go
[04:07:44] Like bro, like if I was an american watching your ass right now, I would be I would move away
[04:07:48] Because you're paying the paying for your education, bro. Shut up. What are they paying for? What are they paying for?
[04:07:54] Oh, this one's dutch. Okay. This is clearly dutch
[04:07:58] I live in the Netherlands and I can confirm this is this is Amsterdam
[04:08:05] Wait, I'm hungry, bro
[04:08:10] It's gotta be on the right side
[04:08:14] I think it's back to back Ronald. I think it's back to back
[04:08:17] Oh my god, it's the view!
[04:08:22] You see dot C H, you see dot C H. So you know the country.
[04:08:26] You see Istanbul.
[04:08:28] Oh!
[04:08:30] Bro, you did 15 damage, bro.
[04:08:33] Good guess, good guess, good guess.
[04:08:36] Well, that was good though. I saw Istanbul on a thing.
[04:08:38] Yes, yes. And you knew where it was.
[04:08:40] This is beautiful.
[04:08:41] Oh, I know where this is.
[04:08:43] You're done, you're done, you're done, you're done.
[04:08:46] I know you're actually... you're a f***ing idiot.
[04:08:49] You're actually a f***ing idiot.
[04:08:51] Is this Australia? Is this...
[04:08:53] I think it's on chat. I don't know which one it is.
[04:08:56] But I think it might be... I don't think it's this one.
[04:09:00] Wait, limit 20 tons?
[04:09:01] Actually, yes, I know. I think it's this one.
[04:09:03] Is this... what the f***?
[04:09:06] I don't know. Wait, where's the sun?
[04:09:08] Look, now you do the sun track.
[04:09:10] No, it doesn't help.
[04:09:11] I know where this is.
[04:09:12] Oh, b***h.
[04:09:13] I know where this is.
[04:09:14] Is this Australia? Is this?
[04:09:16] I don't know! I can't even guess! Fuck me, yes!
[04:09:20] What the fuck? Wait.
[04:09:22] What?
[04:09:24] Wait, I got it right? I knew it!
[04:09:26] I fucking knew it! I told you guys!
[04:09:29] I told you! I literally, I literally visited that place.
[04:09:34] I knew it. I actually knew it. They all were calling me stupid.
[04:09:36] Everyone in this channel is calling me stupid.
[04:09:38] Stay where we're now.
[04:09:40] What did you just do?
[04:09:42] So I literally, because I visited this.
[04:09:45] I literally went here.
[04:09:45] That's the greatest guest I've ever seen.
[04:09:48] That's not luck.
[04:09:49] I visited it.
[04:09:50] That happened last time.
[04:09:51] That literally happened last time, you guys.
[04:09:53] You don't know how crazy that is.
[04:09:54] You don't know how crazy that is.
[04:09:55] You just hustled me.
[04:09:57] You just guessed a random item.
[04:09:59] I didn't guess.
[04:10:00] Okay, so listen.
[04:10:01] When I played against Chagorra, I played against,
[04:10:03] I think it was Jinxie.
[04:10:04] I played against Jinxie,
[04:10:05] and I instantly knew when it was Honolulu.
[04:10:08] Instantly, because I visited it.
[04:10:09] And if you know Honolulu.
[04:10:10] You visited Honolulu.
[04:10:12] Yeah, yeah, anyone in this chat's ever been to Hawaii. It's very easy
[04:10:23] If you ever been to Hawaii bro, it's the easiest thing to like right let's go get one more best
[04:10:28] Better three watching your POV bro. This is insane run. You don't know how crazy
[04:10:31] I know it's crazy. My whole child was saying I'm lying. They were like that's fat that bad bad bad bad
[04:10:35] back back back back back
[04:10:37] Fuck it. That's so fucking
[04:10:39] Jack, cast these strokes cast these strokes Ron. You don't know how crazy that is
[04:10:43] I
[04:10:44] Was you know, it's crazy. I didn't even move. I knew instantly
[04:10:48] Insta's wound in like you I'm absolutely mind-blown, bro. I'm absolutely mind-blown
[04:10:53] Okay, again again. What the fuck? It's one one, bro. I can't believe how you just did that
[04:10:58] All right, we joined the lobby you got it. I'm gonna press stop game. Here we go
[04:11:02] You just, you're sick bro, you're good, you're good, you're good.
[04:11:06] Yeah, finishing is, oh, I know where this is.
[04:11:11] It's Bayonee Jersey.
[04:11:12] No, it ain't.
[04:11:13] You know that meme?
[04:11:15] No.
[04:11:16] Uh, probida, probida, a language, uh, is this Spanish?
[04:11:23] What the fuck, it's some Spanish island bro.
[04:11:26] Entrada.
[04:11:27] Why would they speak Spanish on an island bro, is this Spain?
[04:11:30] Yeah, this is definitely something
[04:11:32] Some goofy ass Adam, bro
[04:11:35] This is interesting. I'm on the water though
[04:11:41] I mean I have to guess somewhere in Europe
[04:11:44] Yeah, you can see the European license plates, I think
[04:11:47] I'm gonna have to guess so yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Spain on the water
[04:12:00] You know
[04:12:03] Here you go. You're too old. Oh, wait, how old are you again? How old are you?
[04:12:09] 23
[04:12:10] Bro, you're so young like actually how old are you?
[04:12:14] 27 from Ankh cheese Louis. Yes, bro
[04:12:18] Wait, oh, what is this? Oh?
[04:12:20] This is what you call it?
[04:12:23] Fuck is this bro
[04:12:30] I
[04:12:35] Country do you want to go?
[04:12:40] Oh, I don't fucking know bro just lock something you never look first you never look first bro
[04:12:45] You just got away. Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. I think I know where it is this gave it away
[04:12:49] But I don't know where it is in the map
[04:12:52] Mila dos me go leaders
[04:12:55] This boat is called Ludwig. Oh hell no
[04:13:00] Yeah, bro, I don't fucking know what this looks like
[04:13:05] No, bro, like I'm stuck and I'm stuck in my head. I don't know
[04:13:12] Wait, what wait is it saying chat
[04:13:18] Fast I've been here. I've been here
[04:13:22] you've been there so it's okay yes that means you're right here wait you're in
[04:13:30] the Netherlands right wait I'm stupid as fuck right now I'm stuck I was there I
[04:13:35] was there on vacation which country is it big up wait
[04:13:40] huh oh oh I'm actually our word bro like wait Chad I forgot where I was oh my god
[04:13:52] my stupid well if you're from there I'm gonna guess where you're from and you're
[04:13:58] from
[04:14:04] Oh, it's Buddha past my dream
[04:14:10] Jack actually reading chat. No, I'm not reading. Oh classic. Go ahead. What happened? I'm not cheating like
[04:14:21] You can do the Sun trek here, bro
[04:14:23] I don't know.
[04:14:25] I see horses.
[04:14:27] Oh my god Chad, I don't know this one.
[04:14:29] Because this is just confusing.
[04:14:33] I don't think this is in the United States.
[04:14:35] This looks American bro.
[04:14:37] Wait, it's not American.
[04:14:39] You sure?
[04:14:41] Then it's Australian.
[04:14:43] It is American.
[04:14:45] It is, it is, it is.
[04:14:47] It actually is.
[04:14:49] I think I'm from here bro.
[04:14:51] I think I'm from here, bro. This is in the Netherlands again, the other service, you know
[04:14:57] Bro, I'm not stupid, but I'm not that stupid. What the fuck wait, why is it actually?
[04:15:02] Santine
[04:15:03] That's a Dutch flag. Am I crazy?
[04:15:06] Mills Road, can I just look up the road or no?
[04:15:10] No
[04:15:12] Wait, it has a UPS truck. Do they have that in Europe or do they have something different?
[04:15:18] Credit debit, bro. This has to be America, bro
[04:15:21] this is America dog there's fucking cows and shit you don't have that in
[04:15:28] America be honest what cows yes oh it's literally answer my question
[04:15:33] number one ingredient burgers bro crispy crunch bro this is fucking America
[04:15:37] bro crispy crunch Chevron this is like burgers or no
[04:15:42] what's your go-to food the overrated road doing eyes of German doing a
[04:15:46] Do not do not. Do not keep up. You have had a dinner kebab, bro?
[04:15:49] No, hold on. I don't know how this is.
[04:15:51] Watch her water on the road. I'm gonna have to guess this is like...
[04:15:57] I don't know, bro. I'm gonna have to guess this is Wisconsin, bro.
[04:16:00] Wait, when is the tournament, Ron? Do you know?
[04:16:04] What the fuck? We were so off.
[04:16:07] Louisiana.
[04:16:09] I thought it was north. The tournament is like the end of the month.
[04:16:12] Okay, okay. So you have had a tournament, bro.
[04:16:15] Oh my god. Oh my god. I know where this is. No you don't bro. I don't know where it is on the map. I know these trees
[04:16:22] I know these trees. Say oh god is crazy. I actually think I do. No you don't. I really do
[04:16:30] Okay, look at that
[04:16:32] Dude, I feel like I've seen these trees
[04:16:35] on like
[04:16:38] Huh?
[04:16:39] Boss boss wait wait
[04:16:43] The question is
[04:16:45] Question is, is it South Africa or America, you're smelling me?
[04:16:49] No, I know where it is. I don't know where it is in the fucking map!
[04:16:52] It has to be this shot. It has to be this. Check this out.
[04:16:55] Where is it on the map? I know where it is!
[04:16:58] What are you trying to look? What are you trying to look?
[04:17:01] No way.
[04:17:03] It's fucking...
[04:17:04] It's a fucking...
[04:17:05] It's a...
[04:17:06] Yeah, yeah!
[04:17:07] No, I think it's Thailand.
[04:17:09] It's Thailand.
[04:17:10] Oh!
[04:17:11] I thought it was South America.
[04:17:13] I knew Thailand! I knew Thailand! I didn't know where it was!
[04:17:16] Yes, I didn't know where it was. Oh God, I knew it was Thailand.
[04:17:19] Oh, now I'm cooked.
[04:17:21] I fucking know what you're supposed to do.
[04:17:23] Now I'm actually cooked.
[04:17:27] Bro, you're actually cooked.
[04:17:29] Now I'm actually cooked.
[04:17:31] Do the soundtrack, do the soundtrack.
[04:17:33] Wait, this is very clear today. It's not America.
[04:17:36] It's not America.
[04:17:38] No, it's not. Literally, there's a trash can with like...
[04:17:42] That's not America but it could be the Netherlands bro
[04:17:47] What are you feeling right now you're up if it's not America well
[04:17:52] Well, what are these lines I've never seen these lines before on the outside of the road. There's yellow lines
[04:17:59] Ha, I mean, I don't fucking know bro like why I'm
[04:18:04] I'm too fried for this game right now like
[04:18:07] Shicer when could it be here, bro?
[04:18:11] Oh my god, I just lost now. Now I have to make out.
[04:18:13] No, you didn't bro. I have no idea bro.
[04:18:15] I think I'm full off.
[04:18:17] I'm literally just guessing somewhere in Europe.
[04:18:20] I'm literally center Europe.
[04:18:22] Okay, let's do some both way up.
[04:18:24] It is not. Holy shit.
[04:18:26] Oh my god.
[04:18:27] Chad, you guys are question marking me.
[04:18:29] I don't know what the fuck you're up to do.
[04:18:31] No one in this chat knows what that is.
[04:18:33] I was going to tell you bro, we're not going to win.
[04:18:35] We're not going to win.
[04:18:36] This is beautiful.
[04:18:38] Wait.
[04:18:39] Oh.
[04:18:40] Oh my god, oh, no
[04:18:45] Where is that though, I don't know what that is. I don't know America. No
[04:18:49] Honestly, this is Jack. I'm not even kidding. This is probably right
[04:18:55] I would guess like right around
[04:19:03] Wait, I've been to it. Yeah
[04:19:05] I'm gonna guess like right around here. I don't need Jack's plot.
[04:19:08] California. Zack.
[04:19:09] Yeah.
[04:19:10] Voss!
[04:19:11] Yup.
[04:19:12] BANG!
[04:19:13] AHHHHH!
[04:19:14] Brasso! I knew it!
[04:19:15] How?
[04:19:16] Cause I know California, I live here. I live here.
[04:19:20] Dumbass.
[04:19:21] How did I just lose?
[04:19:23] You're absolute- how did I just lose?
[04:19:25] Yo, I need to retire.
[04:19:27] Holy shit.
[04:19:28] What the fuck?
[04:19:29] You just beat me twice.
[04:19:31] Yo, rematch, rematch, rematch.
[04:19:32] Alokken, yes.
[04:19:33] Let's go again.
[04:19:34] What?
[04:19:35] You're actually not trashed.
[04:19:36] First of three, first of three.
[04:19:38] I mean, yeah, so for you it's a match point.
[04:19:40] All right, here we go.
[04:19:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:19:42] Ooh.
[04:19:43] I lock in now, I lock in now.
[04:19:44] Okay, now I'm on home truck.
[04:19:46] I don't know where they, dude.
[04:19:47] See, the thing that fucks me.
[04:19:49] Ooh!
[04:19:50] I know what this is.
[04:19:50] No, you don't.
[04:19:51] No, you don't.
[04:19:52] Yes, I do.
[04:19:53] Yes, I do.
[04:19:54] Look at them.
[04:19:55] Look at them.
[04:19:56] Look at them.
[04:19:57] I know exactly where this is.
[04:19:58] It's fucking Netherlands!
[04:19:59] What?
[04:20:00] Come on!
[04:20:01] Come on, Jesus!
[04:20:02] I thought that was the Autobahn.
[04:20:03] No, but we have highways everywhere in Germany, bro. They all look the same.
[04:20:08] We have yellow license. This is fucking me. That's home court advantage.
[04:20:12] They're all to bum.
[04:20:15] What the fuck? Where are we?
[04:20:20] See, this is what fucks me. It's like,
[04:20:25] wait, this plate, I know this plate. This is like Virginia, I think.
[04:20:29] Or Philly. Wait, this is Philly.
[04:20:31] this is like Pennsylvania is she trying to throw me off no I think this is
[04:20:37] Pennsylvania I'm just gonna guess somewhere I'm gonna guess like yes no
[04:20:42] show I actually need Pennsylvania when it is in the northern hemisphere it is
[04:20:47] America
[04:20:50] I don't know where the fuck Pennsylvania is bro I'm gonna go Atlanta no you're
[04:20:55] Come on come on come on come on come on!
[04:20:57] HAHA!
[04:20:58] UNHOME TERF!
[04:20:59] UNHOME TERF!
[04:21:00] What?
[04:21:01] Oh my god, wait, what?
[04:21:03] That's Louiezy Anna?
[04:21:05] I would've never guessed that.
[04:21:06] I just guessed.
[04:21:10] I couldn't tell you where we are.
[04:21:12] Actually, I think I didn't know where we are.
[04:21:16] No, I don't.
[04:21:17] I've seen a movie about this.
[04:21:19] You can never be overdressed.
[04:21:21] What is this?
[04:21:23] within the one-size-T
[04:21:26] Oh, I know where this is. I actually
[04:21:28] Not it has to be it literally has to be
[04:21:32] I know why I know this fucking language
[04:21:36] I'm not trying to sound weird, but I watched the movie squid games
[04:21:41] No, that's all I'm got all on God all on God. It's literally the same
[04:21:46] Language, is it not pretty sure?
[04:21:49] Chad it is not
[04:21:51] The one that starts with a J right it has to be here wait actually cheating you're actually
[04:21:56] I'm not looking at you. I'm just saying chat
[04:21:59] I'm gonna go Taiwan. Please please please please. No, okay. Yeah, I'm cheating bro. I'm cheating I
[04:22:05] Mean that's obvious. It's literally
[04:22:10] No, I'm not locked. I'm not locked. It can't it can't be North Korea. I don't think
[04:22:14] Can you get North Korea on this or no?
[04:22:17] I don't know actually I think no
[04:22:21] I don't know this language, you probably won't be able to read it, I don't know this language.
[04:22:25] If you know the language, why is there like a random poll here?
[04:22:28] See that's the problem, I wish I was more intellectually bro, I don't have like a good bag of like languages, like I don't know languages.
[04:22:36] Like are you a...
[04:22:38] Language?
[04:22:40] Of course, of course, of course.
[04:22:42] What languages do you know?
[04:22:46] Spanish.
[04:22:47] Ooh, good language.
[04:22:49] What was that flag? I saw a flag.
[04:22:50] You're chopped.
[04:22:51] Oh!
[04:22:53] The Los Ortista.
[04:22:54] Wait, this is some type of Spanish.
[04:22:56] Some type of Spanish.
[04:22:57] Oh!
[04:22:59] I think I guess, I think I guess he's gonna know it.
[04:23:02] Wait, is it?
[04:23:04] Yes.
[04:23:06] Let's check.
[04:23:08] It's not the one with the P, right?
[04:23:12] Oh, God, how I didn't fuck up.
[04:23:14] You gotta look something three seconds one
[04:23:21] Spain is crazy
[04:23:27] Have you ever been to Mexico never not once
[04:23:35] Jane is crazy
[04:23:39] Match point for both run here we go wait, what is this?
[04:23:44] do we have language do we have language I don't see nothing I don't see
[04:23:50] nothing I mean we know the continent oh you gotta imagine I didn't see that
[04:24:02] language I don't know where it is in the map oh my god
[04:24:09] I want it somewhere here.
[04:24:12] How did you go from South fucking Africa?
[04:24:15] Wait, we're both so wrong.
[04:24:17] Wait, did we just get even?
[04:24:19] Yes, we were both.
[04:24:22] I think it's the farthest you can be away from it.
[04:24:24] I'm not joking. I think we're going to the farthest away from it.
[04:24:31] We were both.
[04:24:33] Like, literally, like, the Earth is like 20 kilometers from top to bottom.
[04:24:37] top to bottom like I think we were both 20 kilometers away bro 20k no we were
[04:24:41] the furthest away possible I'm not joking what the fuck I actually hate that I
[04:24:47] know this off the back yes you being badass right now yes I just don't know
[04:24:52] what I'm gonna guess I knew this incident because of the color of the
[04:24:57] fucking way I don't know where is it like it's a thousand percent but I don't
[04:25:07] I don't know where and I want to guess the exact spot.
[04:25:12] Honestly, what's the most famous?
[04:25:17] Yeah, I'm just gonna guess.
[04:25:20] I'm gonna just make a sim, I'm gonna do Bang!
[04:25:22] Like that.
[04:25:23] I'm gonna find the most famous, you know?
[04:25:24] What in the hell?
[04:25:25] Please, please, please!
[04:25:26] NOOOOOO!
[04:25:27] I'm your home turf, bro!
[04:25:28] I'm your home turf!
[04:25:29] That's not my home turf, dick!
[04:25:30] What are you doing?
[04:25:32] No fuck.
[04:25:34] Come on, bro.
[04:25:35] It's not my home turf.
[04:25:37] She knows those streets
[04:25:54] Okay, this is quite easily on the East Coast
[04:25:58] Thousand percent
[04:26:01] With open arms, I'm not gonna lie East Coast America you're saying
[04:26:07] Thank you sponsors.
[04:26:09] Yeah, this is America, it looks.
[04:26:11] Wait.
[04:26:13] Oh, wow.
[04:26:15] Well, I just have to guess before you find a fucking sign.
[04:26:17] Right side or left side?
[04:26:18] I'm going to go here.
[04:26:19] Honestly?
[04:26:20] Shit.
[04:26:24] Come on.
[04:26:24] I mean, it's definitely, OK, I'm going to just guess,
[04:26:26] like, it's south.
[04:26:28] It's 1,000% south.
[04:26:29] What?
[04:26:30] Actually, please Kansas!
[04:26:31] Kansas!
[04:26:33] Yeah.
[04:26:33] The only reason it's south is because of how
[04:26:36] bright it is.
[04:26:37] Oh fuck, bro clean gas, bro clean gas, palm trees.
[04:26:41] What does that mean?
[04:26:42] I agree.
[04:26:43] Oh my God, bro.
[04:26:44] Ooh, wait, parking like, I've been here.
[04:26:46] I've been here, I've been here, I've been here.
[04:26:50] No, you have not.
[04:26:51] Yes, I have, yes, I have, yes I have.
[04:26:53] The question is where?
[04:26:58] This is not the UK.
[04:26:59] I don't think this is the UK.
[04:27:00] I don't think it's the UK.
[04:27:02] I don't think it's the UK.
[04:27:03] Check, could it be this?
[04:27:05] I have a crazy take. Oh my god. I'm making the craziest take ever.
[04:27:09] I'm making the craziest guess ever.
[04:27:11] I'm making the craziest guess ever.
[04:27:13] I have the craziest guess ever.
[04:27:15] I dare ask a minute.
[04:27:17] I'm a crazier. Should I go crazier?
[04:27:19] Do it. Do it. Minus.
[04:27:21] Minus. I'm thinking of Luxembourg, bro.
[04:27:23] Because it's French.
[04:27:25] Question is, is it also Luxembourg?
[04:27:27] Chad, I've been here. I actually think it's this.
[04:27:30] It's kind of Luxembourg. Look at the sign, bro.
[04:27:32] It's some Luxembourg type shit.
[04:27:34] Bro it's fucking it's fucking French. What's it's Chrysler? That's Paris. I see it was fun playing
[04:27:49] Well, I can't believe that one round when we were both away like literally on the on the different side of earth like that was insane
[04:27:56] I don't know. I think we're both cooking the tourney. I'm not gonna lie bro. Like you're chopped. I'm sorry
[04:28:00] Actually
[04:28:02] Wait, you want me one lazy or three two no way it's three two for me wait. It's not wait Chad wait. I didn't win a single one
[04:28:11] It's two two
[04:28:18] Okay, here we go
[04:28:20] Wait, no, I think you did what I think one of my laws so quick
[04:28:25] Are you in are you in yeah, we're for the road though. I'm not I
[04:28:29] I
[04:28:31] Don't know where this is
[04:28:32] It's like what do you do for tournament day here? Like what do you do?
[04:28:35] I don't know where this is. I asked you sir. This is I think this is I actually do think this is
[04:28:44] Wait, it is America look at the license plate is it America? Oh my god, I'm an idiot. I don't call me dot com
[04:28:52] Wait, I call
[04:28:54] Oh my god, oh my god, it is just choosing random things
[04:29:02] Yo, Rob, you live there, bro. You live there. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Washington
[04:29:07] Isn't that correct me for wrong? Isn't that your fucking capital, bro?
[04:29:10] How do you not know what Washington is who the fuck goes to Washington? It's your capital, bro
[04:29:16] No, that's like where Seattle is bro. That's right. That's where your presence. I think living right now
[04:29:22] Miranda fucking cost girls like I don't know no no no fuck is this though this is
[04:29:31] beautiful nay nay this looks like Marlins home bro why is the yellow
[04:29:41] license plates but it looks like that yeah I was a flag please
[04:29:46] Spellblats. Spellblats. Wait, Spellblats!
[04:29:50] Yeah. Wait, what does that tell me? Come on, I'll give you a hint.
[04:29:55] I don't know. I have no idea. Alright, well I gotta get Germany now.
[04:29:58] I want another one. No, it's not Germany, I can tell you that.
[04:30:01] But it is the German word. It's Austria, bro.
[04:30:03] Is it Austria? Please be Austria. Niiiine!
[04:30:05] Luxemburg! That's from Roblox, though.
[04:30:10] What? Bro, they speak German?
[04:30:12] German the it's people at the maximum speed button playground bro okay wait do we get
[04:30:18] shown the exact same thing yes we spawned same point but I was rocking wrong
[04:30:26] direction you first one this is cherry hill it's gotta be somewhere right everything
[04:30:34] is blurred bro like bro I don't fucking know I know where this is I don't
[04:30:39] I don't know what part, that's the one that I'm doing.
[04:30:41] And if I get it wrong, I'm cooked. I'm gonna get banned.
[04:30:44] What?
[04:30:46] What does that mean?
[04:30:48] Wait a second.
[04:30:49] Okay, I can make a really crazy call, but like...
[04:30:52] Don't focus this language, bro.
[04:30:54] Umodugu. Umodugu, va?
[04:30:56] What?
[04:30:57] Yo!
[04:30:58] I'm just reading.
[04:31:00] Damn.
[04:31:01] Okay, well, I think I know where it is.
[04:31:04] I don't know what part though, that's the thing.
[04:31:06] I think here.
[04:31:07] Yeah, I gotta make a guess.
[04:31:10] Oh, hold on, no.
[04:31:13] What?
[04:31:15] We both guessed same.
[04:31:17] Okay, not bad, not bad.
[04:31:19] Rwanda, Rwanda.
[04:31:21] Your house is too much damage.
[04:31:22] Damn, Africa is huge.
[04:31:24] Yes, sir.
[04:31:26] I didn't know that.
[04:31:28] Is that my burger?
[04:31:30] Yes, you are.
[04:31:32] Okay, so this is clear as day Europe.
[04:31:36] I don't know what part of Europe is this. There's a volcano right there.
[04:31:40] Could be this.
[04:31:44] Dude, I hate going against you because you know Europe. It's so unfair.
[04:31:48] Wait. No bro, like, you was vastly different.
[04:31:54] You have a flag?
[04:31:56] No. They're plates though.
[04:32:00] I mean, that's just here, no?
[04:32:05] This is Europe. I don't know what part of it is.
[04:32:10] Please.
[04:32:13] I mean, I have to get somewhere in Europe.
[04:32:18] Yeah, yeah, you're close. You're close.
[04:32:21] Oh, no.
[04:32:23] Oh, Scheisse, huh? You may actually win. No, no, no.
[04:32:26] No no no! Okay!
[04:32:30] Oh hell no!
[04:32:32] Oh hell no! Why did you change last second?
[04:32:34] I didn't. Because I was looking for it.
[04:32:36] I don't know the map like you do bro.
[04:32:38] The map, the same format bro.
[04:32:40] This map hasn't changed bro.
[04:32:42] Okay okay okay! I know where this is!
[04:32:44] I know where this is! I know where this is!
[04:32:46] I don't know the map like it starts to.
[04:32:48] I can't hold it in angle bro.
[04:32:50] K, cool.
[04:32:52] Okay I'm not kidding chat.
[04:32:54] give away one my soul I'm just looking for one certain thing here
[04:33:00] fuck is this bro is this America bro no it's not yes it is bro no it's not
[04:33:06] it tells not America because it says said turn they spelled it century oh my
[04:33:11] Oh my god!
[04:33:12] What?
[04:33:13] Yeah, you're trapped.
[04:33:16] No.
[04:33:17] Yes, you are.
[04:33:18] Oh! Oh! Oh!
[04:33:20] Oh!
[04:33:21] Fuck!
[04:33:22] Bang.
[04:33:25] Oh my god.
[04:33:26] Don't be born!
[04:33:27] Yes!
[04:33:28] No!
[04:33:29] Fucking Brisbane, bro.
[04:33:30] Why is it Brisbane?
[04:33:31] Bro, I could have killed you right there if it was Melbourne.
[04:33:34] Why the middle of Australia?
[04:33:35] You want to take all you in the middle of Australia?
[04:33:36] It's nothing.
[04:33:37] It's like going middle of Canada.
[04:33:38] Like you went to the big cities.
[04:33:40] now you know now you know thank you boss thank you thank you thank you oh this is uh
[04:33:48] i go middle check because i thought it's safe my bad fair that's a hatch that's a hatch good hatch
[04:33:55] uh this is europe yeah obviously but we'll look for come on show me that sign show me that sign
[04:34:01] i think this might okay i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna make it educated yes here i've never seen this
[04:34:08] That is not that is not the UK it says Sun right there, okay, so that is
[04:34:19] That's
[04:34:21] Oh, just show me a flag roll like that's not UK
[04:34:26] Which one I don't think we're even close. I don't think it was close
[04:34:30] Make it educated get
[04:34:32] Do I had you bro?
[04:34:34] He's gonna go something crazy Europe shut up. Please please please please please please
[04:34:57] What an educated guest bro that ass holy shit, it's not too too chat
[04:35:02] I GG bro GG little bro nice try nice try I go study a little bit okay good luck
[04:35:08] bro good luck good luck run best of luck when are you gonna be in Europe bro I'm
[04:35:14] supposed to go to London next week and then I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go ex-UC
[04:35:19] to Germany and then after I think we're gonna piss off at your house now and
[04:35:23] my house is crazy but we can we can we can get up somewhere no no no not at
[04:35:27] the house bro no no no no I'm scared of leaking you know we could just we
[04:35:31] You can just welcome all of our viewers to your house.
[04:35:33] No, bro, please don't.
[04:35:36] But we got to link up somehow.
[04:35:38] Like, I'm done.
[04:35:39] All right, run.
[04:35:41] I love you, bro.
[04:35:42] Love, bro.
[04:35:42] Save flight, save trip.
[04:35:44] Peace out, peace out.
[04:35:45] And you will finally see this mirror, bro.
[04:35:46] Peace, peace, peace.
[04:35:47] Peace out, bro.
[04:35:48] Enjoy the rest of your stream, peace.
[04:35:50] W, run.
[04:35:50] All right, boys.
[04:35:50] Here we go.
[04:35:51] Make me laugh with 100 bucks.
[04:35:52] It's time.
[04:35:52] It's time.
[04:35:54] Just quickly have to get the dirty work done.
[04:35:56] You know what I mean?
[04:35:57] Here we go.
[04:35:57] All right, boys.
[04:35:58] Listen, bro.
[04:35:58] Listen.
[04:35:59] What counts as a laugh?
[04:36:00] laughing out loud right now I'm not in a funny mood I'm not gonna lie this could
[04:36:05] be a segment where you guys think so he's just like what like is he like is
[04:36:11] he broke like he's actually for the for its whole life he's not trying to laugh
[04:36:14] right now but right now I'm sleep deprived a little bit my sleeping
[04:36:18] schedule is completely cooked I'm already on a four-hour shift at at
[04:36:23] work um right now I'm not in a funny mood bro all right I will turn on my
[04:36:30] heart rate. And again what counts as a laugh? What? Stuff like that. When I go, when I
[04:36:40] go, that shit don't count bro. That shit don't count, okay? I have to laugh out, my
[04:36:46] mouth has to be open, okay? I have to for real, for real laugh. Here we go.
[04:36:52] That's
[04:36:56] Am I a joke to you how is there no Europe
[04:37:03] How is there no Europe
[04:37:06] Yo, why do they have a lobby ready bro, wait, why is there a lobby called only bro? Why is it tacked offensive?
[04:37:13] Wait, why is it tacked offensive, bro? Check. Can I create my own one or no my own lobby? Yeah, you're okay
[04:37:18] I've never played this game. I've just watched GenC do it, bro, and it seemed like fun
[04:37:26] Potentially sometimes not
[04:37:30] Can I do my own lobby or no chat also much each trial, please cozy
[04:37:38] Yes, okay, let me start my own one chat. Let me start my own over a second. It's not gonna leak my shell, right?
[04:37:48] make me laugh
[04:37:50] okay here we go room type comedy blah blah blah
[04:37:59] alright
[04:38:05] let's go
[04:38:08] alright here we go chat
[04:38:10] here we go chat
[04:38:11] wow
[04:38:12] hello
[04:38:13] alright boys make me laugh when 100 euros
[04:38:16] here we go
[04:38:17] Yo, honey, yo, honey, bro, yo, make me laugh when 100 euros bro
[04:38:26] Okay, bro. First of all, can you unbend me bro? Please bro. I send out sleep and I go man, bro, please
[04:38:35] Absolutely. No, bro. You got a joke or no, no, you got a joke or no?
[04:38:39] I think it's wrong! I think it's wrong! Please!
[04:38:45] Alright. Yo, what's up, holy people? So what kind of limits do we have?
[04:38:51] Wait, wait, wait, one second. Yo, wait, wait, wait, that doesn't count. Wait a second,
[04:38:57] wait a second. I was in my settings. I was laughing at the settings. Wait a second,
[04:39:01] wait a second. How do I? Chill, bro. No, I'm not chill. Yo, bro, I'm trying
[04:39:07] I was laughing at the settings. Give me a second. How do I turn on open mic?
[04:39:14] How do I turn on open mic?
[04:39:17] How do I turn on open mic, bro?
[04:39:20] Turn on open mic, bro.
[04:39:22] Yo, how do I turn on open mic?
[04:39:26] Okay, only people.
[04:39:28] You can pay me after the show.
[04:39:32] you know you brought you didn't make me laugh bro here we go
[04:39:34] yo make me laugh when a hundred bucks here we go bro now we're back now we're back
[04:39:39] okay so there's no limits right there's no limit i mean the team terms of service okay
[04:39:46] twitch has a service here we go then make me laugh okay so so for how popular rifles are in
[04:39:51] games have you ever wondered why they have about 30 rounds in their magazines
[04:39:56] I
[04:39:59] Haven't wondered no, why
[04:40:02] Because that's the average number of students in an American classroom
[04:40:06] Okay
[04:40:08] Okay, I have not laughed at a show bro on everything. I did not laugh at a show bro. That is offensive, and I don't condone bro
[04:40:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:40:15] Okay, thanks
[04:40:17] All right, so I have a little story from a few years ago back in 2023
[04:40:22] You know I was I was just starting to get into watching the stream and I was like
[04:40:27] Let me show my appreciation. You know, I said I was like, let me let me donate some of my money
[04:40:32] Well, I was a struggling
[04:40:35] Student 17 years old and I was like, okay. Let me let me send
[04:40:39] $15 over there and and send over a nice message
[04:40:43] owner then
[04:40:45] The message popped on to screen the screen. He grabbed his headset. He said shut up
[04:40:52] He closed the alert and he... he just left me hanging.
[04:40:58] You put the cricket noises bro, the cricket noises almost got me yo
[04:41:01] bro what are you talking about yo bro.
[04:41:03] This is not like this is not story time bro make me laugh bro.
[04:41:06] He stopped bro I'm sorry bro.
[04:41:08] Yo was good man yo bro.
[04:41:11] Yo all night.
[04:41:12] Yo was good man yo bro.
[04:41:14] Yo was good man yo bro.
[04:41:16] What do you call therapy cope and regret?
[04:41:20] I don't know what do you call it?
[04:41:22] I don't know what do you call it?
[04:41:23] You're Mac 10
[04:41:26] What's the difference between Mark and a priest?
[04:41:30] A priest doesn't touch kids
[04:41:37] Alright guys
[04:41:38] No no no no
[04:41:39] Before you continue bro
[04:41:40] Quick announcement
[04:41:41] None of that shit ok
[04:41:42] What you just heard bro
[04:41:43] You're gonna get banned from the room
[04:41:44] You're gonna get banned from the check
[04:41:45] You're gonna get banned from the fucking game
[04:41:46] Alright don't do that shit bro
[04:41:47] Make me laugh for 100 bucks
[04:41:48] 100 bucks this job you're not going to get me with a racer ship
[04:41:50] because I ain't a racer, all right blubbery fish bro make me laugh
[04:41:54] 100 bucks bro let's go hello so so my joke is where the door
[04:42:02] Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes from the Darth Maul we just had that joke.
[04:42:26] All right, yes.
[04:42:28] OK.
[04:42:32] Why do Germans and French keep on making great neighbors?
[04:42:36] Because one brings the order, and the other brings the wealth.
[04:42:42] What?
[04:42:45] Hey, man, fuck you, bro.
[04:42:50] Come on, boys.
[04:42:52] No one wants to.
[04:42:53] Yo, I didn't laugh at the joke, bro.
[04:42:54] No one wants to go on stage.
[04:42:55] Hello mr. Mark your brother what's go bro
[04:43:10] Why did the clock take the map, I don't know why
[04:43:16] Why did the car take the map, I don't know bro why
[04:43:18] It was tired.
[04:43:23] I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, I can't do this bro, on everything bro, this
[04:43:38] game is not for me bro.
[04:43:40] What do you mean 100?
[04:43:42] 100 for what?
[04:43:44] Which guy do you think I scam bro?
[04:43:49] Yo lowkey if I scammed anyone it will be the first guy who said what are the limits
[04:44:00] Like what like how racist can I be?
[04:44:04] Dude clip queue what do you mean? I bet send me the link then
[04:44:10] No, bro
[04:44:11] No, bro. Yeah, we have to do this on discord though. We have to do some discord
[04:44:15] I don't like when it's voice only call me nuts. We have to do type one of you agree, bro. Um
[04:44:22] Clearly we have some funny chairs. We have to we have to
[04:44:27] Alright, so wait am I a scammer if I don't give the first guy before bro
[04:44:31] He was just asking a question. There was no part of his performance was it?
[04:44:34] Bro like one of the limits. What are you talking about, bro?
[04:44:37] bro I didn't even think about laughing like oh my gosh
[04:44:43] Mott's fine as I asked he's getting a hundred bucks he's getting a hundred bucks
[04:44:46] okay he's getting a hundred bucks you win you win find his team bro find his
[04:44:50] team bro before people can scam look in the vote find his team he's gonna get a
[04:44:54] hundred bucks all right well now he will get a hundred bucks I doubted you
[04:44:58] bro but I'm never doing that again bro but I do consider doing it in
[04:45:01] discord bro that could be a vibe no when people turn on their camps or
[04:45:04] something I boys clipped you I don't know why but I got told to do clip to you
[04:45:08] I don't know why here we go put clips in the chat right now I have a quickly
[04:45:11] look out chat today's a short stream though today's a short stream like I
[04:45:15] will I will go soon very soon what is this check I love the our place times
[04:45:23] bro who remembers bro look so Nikita stop Nikita I swear this guy what the
[04:45:31] fuck where's it coming from
[04:45:35] look at that oh my god I googled timer
[04:45:40] I'm fried wait oh my I'm her check I look fresh here no why am I eyes so
[04:45:51] more vivid am I cooked am I fried now why my eyes so open when was this two
[04:46:02] years ago did I get older bro did I get older in these two years the fuck
[04:46:10] why my this clip chat this is the time of shit that makes me laugh it's
[04:46:16] I don't know how to say it.
[04:46:18] Nooo.
[04:46:20] The focus doesn't work, because I don't have a car.
[04:46:22] You look showing a sushi.
[04:46:24] That is girl brought him.
[04:46:26] Did you buy me some cola?
[04:46:28] And then he says,
[04:46:30] Wait, you also brought me some cola?
[04:46:32] Why did you put it in such a small glass?
[04:46:34] That's not that much.
[04:46:36] What?
[04:46:38] You can't do it.
[04:46:40] You can't do it.
[04:46:42] Bro drinks the soy sauce.
[04:46:44] Like it's joke
[04:46:50] But why did you give me so little
[04:46:53] I was wondering why it's only a
[04:47:02] No, they said bro. No, it's over what changed the title
[04:47:14] Like I don't know, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I like that!
[04:47:17] Oh my god, that's not a gay either.
[04:47:18] I like that! I like that!
[04:47:19] I like that! I like that!
[04:47:21] Alright.
[04:47:22] Should I build a house?
[04:47:32] What are you doing?
[04:47:34] What the fuck is this?
[04:47:40] What is uncrafting?
[04:47:42] I think I'm ready guys. I think I'm ready. I'm not good yet, but I will warm up
[04:48:12] at some point
[04:48:16] Yeah, I mean I said it's like I say I say it's not like it's my friend like a motherfucker like I said as it like
[04:48:22] You're there's no bro. A Chinese
[04:48:25] Individual owns it
[04:48:27] But I always say like you're the show more fucker like this guy like this motherfucker like this bitch ass, you know like bro
[04:48:33] I was just slanging bro. I was just slanging. Yo, why are you recommending a two-hour video, bro?
[04:48:37] Avery is the
[04:48:39] Do I watch the shed everybody always says to watch it if it wasn't right now 10 p.m. I would watch it bro
[04:48:43] Maybe I watch it tomorrow. Do we have shit tomorrow chat? I'm ending stream though
[04:48:46] Do we have shit tomorrow tomorrow or no, bro and be honest?
[04:48:51] By the way chat update Tyler one
[04:48:56] replied
[04:48:58] What I thought was not possible bro Tyler one reply to my DM bro
[04:49:03] I'm reply to my DM, bro
[04:49:05] Um now it just has to have me on discord. You asked me for my discord, but he hasn't added me on discord
[04:49:11] Yeah, so I hope this is not what we stay um
[04:49:14] I want to do some shit with them bro
[04:49:16] Whether it's I think the coolest shit we can do chat call me nuts is some Minecraft shit, bro
[04:49:22] You know what I mean bro some Minecraft bro
[04:49:27] Again like I was already saying maybe rating basis, bro, that will be a fucking vibe
[04:49:31] How I sometimes do it I would love to tour some shit with with Tyler brother that that will be fucking
[04:49:38] Absolutely awesome short horror. No iPad
[04:49:40] boys, I'll hat to
[04:49:42] bad
[04:49:44] That's a lie
[04:49:45] But I will I found our game 30 minutes a good Minecraft horror map. Wait. Say what I did any Danny?
[04:49:51] I'll play that tomorrow. Okay, Danny tomorrow. We do all types of shit. Okay?
[04:49:54] I found the Finnish guy. Yo, what are the limits? Oh, I don't know boys. I'll see you guys tomorrow
[04:50:03] Thank you for the stream today. Sorry for the weird stream
[04:50:06] Today I went live knowing that we're not gonna do a bunch of stuff
[04:50:10] And we didn't do a bunch of stuff. We just did some random shit, right?
[04:50:13] I hope you still enjoyed it. I hope you still enjoyed it. I'm happy that I went live
[04:50:17] It was a fun stream. Thank you for being here for making it fun without the chat
[04:50:21] It would not be fun without the laws without the car pass. Where will we even be without that, bro?
[04:50:26] I had peace out boys YouTube chat twitch chat. I love you guys. I see you you you laughed at my joke
[04:50:32] Yo, bro, I only laughed at one of the limits, bro
[04:50:35] You win you will get a hundred bucks. The rest is not getting nothing, bro
[04:50:39] Oh hell no
[04:50:39] Why did I put on the hat right money car and I didn't even put it on screen am I fucking stupid?
[04:50:45] It's not even on
[04:50:47] I've been wearing this for an hour. All right, bro
[04:50:50] Oh my gosh. All right boys. Peace out. Peace out. I love you guys. Peace. Peace. Enjoy the morning evening night
[04:50:56] Where are you at peace? And I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow's Monday
[04:51:02] Shiesa
[04:51:04] No, just type one of you wish it was Friday tomorrow
[04:51:08] Suka bleat
[04:51:10] Wait, when do you have to wake up tomorrow?
[04:51:12] And I'm not doing this to look like like to be like a dick, but I just want to show like like you're not in there
[04:51:18] you're not in the
[04:51:19] Only boat like look like there's a lot of people like everybody has to you know for him
[04:51:25] Half past a half nine. Okay, 830 6 a.m. 5 a.m. 5 a.m. 7 a.m. 9 a.m
[04:51:32] Wait, why everyone at 6?
[04:51:36] Is it called why everyone's so early chat can I ask why everyone at 6 is cool
[04:51:43] When I was in high school, I had to wake up I woke up at 6 30
[04:51:46] But only because I was taking a bath every morning my mom was crashing out at me like instead of taking a shower
[04:51:51] I was chilling in the bathtub for half an hour. Why so early if you go to school six do you live in Mongolia?
[04:51:56] And you have to like
[04:51:58] Go an hour to school or something or what?
[04:52:00] No shot 2 p.m
[04:52:04] Job at
[04:52:06] 6 bus at 6 30 this early
[04:52:10] Was
[04:52:12] Bro now I realized how good it was that my school was a 30-minute bicycle ride from home, bro
[04:52:16] That's kind of go to bro cycling to school type one of your cycling to school. It's a nice. Oh my god
[04:52:20] It's so much fun with when you got a homey as well, bro
[04:52:25] But yeah, don't be mad at school like waking up early, bro. I wish I could go back. I'm not even joking
[04:52:29] I mean right now. I'm also really really happy
[04:52:32] But school time is a time that you will never have again bro. Call me nuts where you have these few worries
[04:52:36] sometimes I'm with my friends bro with
[04:52:38] some of them work jobs and stuff and we always all of us we always look back
[04:52:42] like your bro this time we will never have again sometimes you just have no
[04:52:45] worries you know because when you get older you have worries sure you can
[04:52:48] say you know he sounds like this and then he's a streamer yes I have way
[04:52:51] less worries but we all have worries when we get grown up right like everyone
[04:52:55] ages everyone starts stuff that's happening right but when you're in
[04:52:59] school bro the only worry is the homework the next day that's kind of
[04:53:04] nice that's kind of nice bro you see your friends every day bro or like
[04:53:07] friends you know like bro like oh my god school is kind of go to school is good
[04:53:11] I didn't like junior as much though but school high school wow wow
[04:53:16] wow and then you always wait for and then you always get hyped for this
[04:53:19] your favorite subject right for me my favorite subject was sports don't say
[04:53:23] of don't say I don't look like it but it was sports of course and fucking sports and biology
[04:53:30] I love the lot bro biology my biology teacher was a boss I loved him so much bro our boys
[04:53:36] Peace out peace out peace out your uncle
[04:53:41] alright I peace boys please
[04:53:44] cuz you're the most easy you guys
[04:53:45] tomorrow I'll be live like