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Nine chat nine chat I'm overworked
Como estas como estas vamos a ver vamos a ver boys and girls I'm completely fucking frightened I don't know what to tell you
Bro, I don't know what to tell you bro
Is it the weather?
I also didn't sleep much but
Bro, I'm cooked
I'm cooked. Yo soy cocinando. No, that means I'm cooking. I'm not cooking. Yo soy
Coco no, no, no, that means I'm a coconut check. I hope you all didn't fucking well
Mr. Purified Z with some five gifted subs going straight down the fucking gutter
I appreciate that bro straight into my tummy. Thank you my boss. Thank you my boss
the coffee is on you the coffee is on you that ah does that pay for the coffee I think it does
thank you very much bro um listen Shed listen today is one of these days bro today is one of
these days bro um I see a lot of people saying Zubnautika's fight what does that mean bro Zubnautika
2 is out say wallahi's are not to cut to us out say wallahi's are not to cut to us out
okay bro let's say 38 chat uh wise wise subnautica 2 out i haven't played the first one yet
why they're not respecting our broadcast what is this shit bro oh my
gosh why is the second one out already bro this is weird this is weird now
chat do I have to place up notica one before plays up notica two or can I
like hop straight in on now
nine is it kind of like a remaster if it would be remaster then it would be
perfect of course then it's maybe even good that I didn't do it yet um is it
repetitive please tell me it's repetitive um I've never played so
now I don't even know what it is people told me to play it I've never
played it now the second version is already out well because I was fucking
installing the whole time saying that I will play it soon but I never
played it do you speak French je m'appelle
uh mark severman ee uh
parler français
um all right what's that wrong
yo bro i'm sorry right now why would you unsub
why would you unsub bro quick little fucking tunnel guys today um today is one of these days
Bro today is one of them days type one of today is one of them days bro completely fucking
Rainy day outside bro already went outside by the way hands are high in the air
I did tell to myself thanks to other motivation everything bro a come over 28 now, bro
I said I would go outside every day, bro. Well, well 5 4 5 so far 5 4 5 me 4 4 4 4 4
How long can we go how long can we go bro yesterday? I went at midnight bro GG, bro
I was scared of getting scared I was scared of getting stabbed right
turns out bro all the sudden there's like two grams with with the Dawkins
like oh mr. Zimmerman I was like what our neighbor was like what the fuck your
bra was so fried after that stream bro I thought I was I thought they like
were drillers or something for a second bro I didn't click it didn't click I
was like cute ass dog another dog bark at me I'm not even joking I tried to
pet him and he was I'm not joking bro I'm not joking bro now they
I may not like me chat if you're a dog owner if you're a dog owner and your dog
Doesn't fuck with someone do you automatically also hate that person because you think okay if my dog doesn't like him
I don't like him. Is that a thing?
What oh
No
Brom telling you it's those small shit-ass dogs, bro
It's those fucking hand-packed dogs, bro
Then you can just fucking kick away like a basketball those dogs always are aggressive, bro
And I know why it's it's in their genetics
Why because they're scared of getting stepped on and just fucking all the sudden like eaten by a lion
They have to like make themselves big in front of threats to big dogs
Nothing is a threat almost nothing, bro
They will just want to get petted those small dogs. They're scared that I was gonna eat him. You smell me, bro
I think I think that's the thing. That's why those little shit-same dogs are always aggressive now
has to be bro has to be I thought about this recently but I was like why these
fuckers always so aggressive with those rats those fucking rats those fucking
red I love all dogs you know you know what I mean though um on x they said
you about that boss well start you should stream alarm your bro who are
you bro he looks like the giant from cash royale and I look like the berserker
G G evil berserker all right let me see I will go live on YouTube I got you I
got you is that simple and gay man yeah fucking a i little looks bro fucking
a i little looks thank you car I appreciate you bro all right let me go
right now boom boom chat I think I know one Friday as well today bro yo I don't
think I had a deep sleep tonight I woke up so I went to bed at like 2 30 right
and my sleeping schedule is cooked right now usually I want to go to bed
earlier so I want to bat kind of late right let me know from live on YouTube and
And I wake up, I wake up early, early in the morning,
10 a.m. I wake up and I always sleep
with this next to my bed.
I always have agua ready, not Coca-Cola, not Sprite,
always water, yeah?
Just tap water.
I always have tap water ready, okay?
So I woke up, I woke up, I want to drink,
I want to drink, I pick it up and I'm like,
whoa, this is kinda light.
Did I drink something during that? And I always leave it open. I never put the cup on. As you can see.
I add the lid. I never put the lid on. Even while I stream.
I've never... This has never fallen over while streaming.
I pick it up. And I'm like...
Nothing coming out like you don't know.
The water inside.
I look at the floor.
Whole floor is wet.
But now I'm asking the question.
Now I'm asking the question, if I spilled it like everything was outside, right?
Why was the bottle straightened again?
Like, did I do that shit in my sleep?
Because I don't remember drinking at night.
Check the bottle.
This is the bottle.
It fell over, right?
Everything.
This is the opening.
Everything spilled outside.
Everything spilled outside.
Whole floor wet, wet, wet, wet, wet.
But the water bottle turned itself up again. When I woke up it was upside. How is that possible?
I'm not joking, bro. That shit is weird, bro. That shit is weird, bro. I don't think I slept. I don't think I slept well.
Question mark sheets. Oh, she's sleepwalking. Fast, but why would I?
No way I unconsciously turn on the water bottle again right well I didn't fucking unconsciously put a fucking
Put a fucking towel down that's for sure the whole floor was wet in the morning, bro
Like that's for sure. I didn't do it like
My ass was really fucking somehow put it up again, but I didn't fucking clean it
Well, I was asleep. What is bro drawing that looks at you guys. How can you even message me, bro?
Okay, I don't know what that is and I don't know what in that
W die give me a fucking go right now YouTube chat how we doing today bro
twitch chat got me fucked up today I was taking YouTube chat I ended on
twitch I was checking the twitch at those fuckers today they are not in the
right mood bro today is going to be YouTube only bro I hope you guys are
all doing well bro I hope you guys are all doing well I hope you slept well I
hope you're doing well don't let twitch that know that bro I know we
don't talk a lot we only talk in the behind the scenes right
uh bro chill goon hello boss okay hello hello hello today only ootd does
that mean outfit of the day your problem what the fuck youtube shit on
about bro um w's yes bro yes yes alright bro let's continue that
I
Want offline on twitch yo listen listen guys guys guys guys I was making a joke bro
You guys know that which is my number one bro. Yeah, all of my number
Bro bro listen, can you just like can you just like make out like sorry not make
Can you just like be friends, bro? All of you guys YouTube to it just be friends, okay?
Just be friends bro. Type 1 if you wanna be friends. Type 2 if you don't wanna be friends, okay?
Type 1 if you wanna be friends. Type 2 if you don't wanna be friends.
Let's see if it's a one-sided deflect. See us in Valor.
The Twitch suck. 2.
L. 2. Yo. Is YouTube Shack braindead? Why are they not typing 1 or 2?
Huh? I feel like I'm talking against a wall.
Oh wait, I was just delayed. I was just delayed. Never mind.
because YouTube always is everyone everyone is always on the delay not a
single one over there as well shizer bro guys how can we like clear the beef bro
you know what I want to do bro I look I want to do like a challenge with you
guys YouTube versus Twitch chat I don't know how we can do that though I don't
know how we can do that though
chat today today is one of them days I already said it I will say it again
So today I just messaged out of the woodworks.
Yo, Zigzag, wanna do something today?
And my boy is always down.
Today, we can do whatever we want off this list.
Let me know.
This is all prepared.
Or like, we can all do it, like we have time.
AI coach, aka, I play a game,
and I say what I see to Zigzag.
Zigzag is the clanker.
He can't see nothing and he has to say he has to ask questions like what do the trees look like? You know what I mean?
Could be a pangor
Coaching yeah, yeah, yeah one v one hundred
Zigzag the professional player versus 100
Bots aka you guys and me I will also join
That should be ready to go w thefts w zigzag for setting all of this up um
Very big W. That should be a banger.
Could be fun. 50v50, zig-zag chat vs owner chat.
Zee Zee Zee Zee
How moot are watching helps me maybe cooked.
1v1 but I can only see it for 0.1 seconds.
1v1 but every time you lose you added sheets.
I like that. We did the last time, right? The guy is working in the script for...
Ah, okay. Future stuff. Geogasa case.
Geogasa Cases!
Get me in, get me in!
Chat!
How ass, how ass was fucking X-raying yesterday?
I'm not joking, that shit got me depressed.
If we're talking expensive cases like a weapon case and then you actually outcome kind of okay, but all brother
Opening those fucking revolver cases, which is seven bucks a pop that was that was not it bro
Which is at the end of the day. I feel fucking stupid as fuck for having been addicted to the animation
I guess right because why would I hate X-Rang and why would I like the ching ching ching ching ching bang?
wow they're like that I'm just fucking dumb as fuck I'm just a victim to to to
to to valve talking about valve look at this shit bro look at this shit I got
this video recommended today on my YouTube page and I was like I remember
this guy I remember this guy from somewhere uh boys is that daddy gave
I'm I fucking tweaking bro
Gaben bought a yacht
You know what's so old I've told me this I didn't even know it
We all saw the post so gaben bought a yard, right?
He bought a massive ass yard hundreds of fucking millions of dollars. I don't know if it was a billion. He bought a yacht
Well, no he bought a yacht company he bought a yacht company
Which makes this yacht
Okay, bro didn't buy a coffee machine. He bought the coffee machine company. Oh fuck.
Why is it so not working?
What does game and even do
I thought he bought the yard to do research in the ocean.
Check, should I buy the swap?
Gavin, give me a discount, bro.
Give it to me for free.
I bought cases my whole life.
Check this out.
the video for a reason. Blah, blah, blah, they got basketball on this yard. Surely Gabyn
will play some basketball. We don't care about this. Spar, no one needs the spar. I fucking
hustle 24-7. Fuck, relaxing. Fuck all of this shit. Oh, I cannot beat that, so I can
more car on a model a little bit of a seat who's hard don't mind that at all
a little bit of ocean diving I do like that I'm an ocean boy
it's a octopus you know check if I wasn't a streamer I would be a bio a water
biologist a marine biologist we got the mini yards we got the torpedo
thing is and we got papa gaben holy aura the only thing that people watch is
when game pops up look at this fucking bump my god my fucking god look at him
bro with the Nike glasses bro with the Nike glasses bros playing something
out you got to early access IRL bros ready to die by he's looking clean by
way no chat like he's looking he's looking like healthy no like from face
everything bro like he he's looking good he's looking good
lobster
you got in shape I checked this out guess what else they have on the other
they have some bedrooms to Casablanca that's kind of nice they got all of this
shit right but what is missing on this fucking yacht they're showing all this
text up for rest of text up get me on the boat get me on the boat why the
fuck is gabans a screw playing a 10 man of CS2
Alta look at these guys, bro. They have CS. Yes, they do, bro
On that top some style by the way, like come on gave him bro. What about what about some gaming PCs?
Wait, wait, wait
None of them is firing at
They all playing on speaker are they larping I
Think they may be larping
holy AI holy AI wait what I thought steam and the game hate AI what the
fuck don't they ban shit of steam for that
maybe it's just for the transition
That's some F1 bullshit.
Oh, pizza!
One margarita please. One margarita please.
And I'm not talking about the drink.
Shit, do we buy one of these, bro?
Yoja.
Yes?
How much is this?
I'm sure over a mill or two.
One mill.
Inkfish. That's his exploration company now.
Holy-Ora!
Wait, he's got the same nose as Moodaloom.
Gabe
So does David ever show up in public like for public speaking
Loki I wouldn't like
See a mile one time. I don't know. Is that crazy is that weird? I don't know
I want to see my relatives look him a bucket list, bro
I wouldn't mind seeing a mile at all, bro
He gave me like my childhood like this is why I'm like sitting here right now like because of counter strike, bro
Look you want to see him at some point, bro, you know, I'm not even asking to touch him, bro
I just want to like see him, bro. I don't know bro
He stole all your money
Yeah, but he stole all the money that he made me so let that summer
That's kind of fine, right? I am winning son
buzzer double right no he ain't no he ain't your wife's so dark outside
already bro I need some fucking sunlight check does it also get you like is your
day also sometimes like slower starts blah blah blah bro if it rains outside
all day bro I'm a mom I'm a mom I'm in a car I'm in a bad mood bro
for sure how do the people from England do it bro from England are they
just cooked appear from England don't seem toxic though how do they do it I
don't think they I don't think they are cooked English people are some of the
most funniest ones no and like open isn't soiled from England
they don't give a damn I didn't instantly scream or celebrate why
because it is not the case it's a fucking terminal aka we still have to
buy it. 45 euros for a well-worn Queens gambit. I will for sure buy it. Why? Because I can
put this into a shred up for golds. Let that simmer. Let that simmer. How much are we talking
though on this steam market? Op Queens gambit. Gambit. Cheddar almost didn't press the go
live button today. L only pixel in the chat, bro. Only because I made an appointment
with Ziggs like I'm live right now. I'm not gonna lie. Because today I wasn't feeling
the mood bro I was laying in back bro like trying to quick like 10 minute
power nap before going live bro and I was like bro and I was thinking I was
shit like zigzag in one hour you know so yeah but now I'm sitting here and I'm
fucking in a good mood how is that how does that even make sense chat it's
just you got to show up foster wolf with the fucking 20 bro now I'm in a
good mood now I'm in a good mood first of all for the 20 now I'm in a
great mood sir yes it's mood paid to win chat sorry I thank you very much bro
um oh it is profit I thought they were unprofitable anymore 64 euros for the
one doesn't mean after deposit steam balance again mother sucker Sally remind
me in three days to buy this RVP surely I won't forget like I fucking decided to
forget those fucking gloves if you don't know I'm box gloves and I didn't
buy him let that summer fuck I want to say I want to see what you guys said
towards the just showing up and shit but I'm telling you check I was in a bad
mood bro I was like ha I was like grumpy you know because I was all just sad
because one of my one of my things it died today bro one of the things that
I loved is is is is is in a really bad position right now no no I'm I'm
making half like it's not a human being it's a plant I will show you in
minute um so i was like not in a good mood bro i look outside it's raining bro um but now i'm
here i'm in and i'm in a bad time mood i'm in a bad time mood make it make sense
bro this phone died no bro all right should i show you oh no guys but don't call the cops on me
do not call the cops on me um i don't know if i should show this
I should think that as I don't know if I should show this because as well the person who got
me into it in the first place will probably see it somehow if I talk about it on stream
and then he would probably call the cops actually on me because he cares a lot like
I bought it off him and now I basically killed it.
I'll show you.
So listen to who remembers who remembers the plant lady I call her the plant lady
the plant goat a video that I've reacted to um I saw it pop up on my home page on
YouTube and I and I just watched it um and I don't know you guys were just as
interested in as me she's the lady that doops plants on a pixel plants doop
Where's the shot here? Look at this
Look how many likes this has like what I
Was as intrigued into this why because I'm into CS skins of course, you know
400 for what?
Bro, there's a big community around play. I can't talk about this
Because all of those people who like this all of the plans people if I show them what I did I
May get lynched and fucking
Push outside. Oh gosh. All right. Fuck it. I will talk about it. It doesn't matter
All right, check this out. This is what what what she basically was talking about. She was talking about rare plants
Basically pattern based plants shed. You know how you know how you can unbox the skin and it can come in different fucking patterns, right?
Like a blue gem you have a thousand different patterns on an on an AKK side and it can come as a blue gem
Yeah, same with knives. This is pattern
1 a 2 out of a thousand and it and this is a blue gem
It's the same for plants if you it's basically like paring animals shed
You know if you pair a horse with a donkey you get something completely different bro, and that's the same with plants, bro
It's also like if you I don't know like if your dad and your mom
like if a man and a woman
Do the magical thing
Then something like you pops out and and and there's features from this from from from from this person from that person
Right and something is and I think some things as well random
It's like a case right can also get a gold with I don't know like it's it's like all hidden in DNA, right?
And guess what? That's the same for plants and this lady was talking about the most expensive plants and how she
Dupes those plants she bought a plant for like 1,000 euros and then turned it into
500 plants that she could sell in the span of a month by using something called I forgot what it's called
It's basically cheat and chat.
Two months ago I purchased this plant for $125 and I cloned it from a leaf sample using
a process called tissue culture.
It's 60 days later and I currently have 50 clones of that plant that I started with.
That's over $6,000 worth of plant.
Plant tissue culture is a process that is simply enough to do at home in your kitchen
and that is a big problem for rare plant collectors.
She found a way to duplicate the most expensive plants easily.
And right now all the collectors are shivering at him, but people are wondering, wait, this
is- why are you watching me?
I just repeated what she said.
Heh?
Kept it obvious or what?
This guy doesn't add anything.
Not really rare, is it?
You have a plant mafia that is trying to hold seeds.
He's adding something.
It's off-rash and she is mixing that scene up.
Here is a whole subculture of people who collect plants.
It's kind of like Magic the Gathering cards, sneakers, or expensive watches.
She didn't mention Contest Right, bro.
Prices can skyrocket when something new and cool appears, but then collapse once people
start multiplying it.
From 6K to 150.
There's a very limited supply.
Look at this, in such off-truping Capricorn, preferably under 1K.
This is CS for uns.
An example of a naturally scarce plant would be the Titan Arum or the Corpse Flower.
Imagine if it's babo in the living room.
Alter.
Another example would be the elephant hippies.
It can take decades for this plant to form and to collect caudics that it's known for.
Give me your plant trade-ups!
It is like a trade-up, no?
This one plant, you pair it with the other.
It has to be the same type of plant that has to be paired, right?
But I thought that donkey and horse can as well and then...
Media can create demand really fast and then supply will just take longer
4.2k the marketing around seed garden plants is very similar to the marketing around mined
Diamonds the diamond industry has tried to convince people that mined diamonds are superior to lab made diamonds
Even though they are chemists. What the fuck show your PP. Yo, yo, hey, hey, hey chill chill
Exactly
The company who bought all the mines back in the day. They could be pushing out diamonds, but they bought a naked supply
We have overshad fuck diamonds, bro
Fuck diamonds if your parents have a diamond ring tell him that it's worth it
I'm telling you bro those companies. They just bottleneck the supply as this guy said a minute ago, bro
There's one company from the Netherlands from the Netherlands
There's one company. I think from the Netherlands that it's just like bottlenecking the supply, bro
They own 90% of the mines of the world. No one can sell diamonds only they can bro
So they push out like they push we're gonna push out 1% of all supply throughout the month that they mind
It's it's completely cooked the 6,000 diamonds are not rare people doing tissue culture all over the world
Wait, wait, okay. Why you need all this? Maybe I don't want to do it. I purchased this looks like fucking schedule one
Oh, it's shut. So I I watched this lady, right? I watched this lady and then and then I got intrigued by this. I
Was kind of looking
into rare plants
uh
And i'm not proud of that bro. I'm not proud of that bro, but there was one plant that got me bricked up, bro
Here comes here comes the story, bro
So I was browsing around and this plant was which I fucking loved it is called
Anthorium
Is just this right it looks kind of mid
Looks kind of mid
But now comes the hook
Look, people did unthorium trade-ups and they tried to get the best pattern, right?
There's breeders out there for unthorium, trying to find the coolest ones.
I don't like this plant right here, but there's a lot of different things that you can do
with unthorium.
Look, there's the long one, there's a bulky one, a thick one.
Whatever floats your boat is probably out there.
Just by combining two plants and something new pops out.
You unbox the case.
Sometimes you get something rare and a new gene that the market hasn't seen yet and everyone
goes crazy.
Or you get a common.
So Google already fills it out.
One of the nicest ones, for example, is the Anthurium Dark Phoenix.
Let me show you this right now.
Don't call me cringe, bro.
girls holy fucking aura this shirt right here got me bricked up it has like a
suede texture this right here chat it shines if you shine light on it it starts
shining it's like it's it's suede you do you know who's oh it has shed do I have
look it's like full dark it's like but it turns green all of green in
different lights it's like if you twist around it's it's completely G it's
completely G was it a tiktok at it thought there was a good tiktok at it
Let me see this one.
Concerns, I respect them, I validate them, and now I'm going to try and address them.
We're going to figure out if this dark phoenix has root rot or what is going on with her.
Root rot?
She downsized from two leeches prior to the...
Here comes the caveat to the story.
This guy has a plant that looks in my eyes completely luscious.
this plant has a great life in my opinion well you haven't seen mine I bought
an anthurium I think about a dark phoenix let me make sure let me check my
DM so I talked with let me check what I actually bought I'll show you the plant
in a minute bro it is it is it is oh god but please don't think of me as a
bad person okay don't think of me as a bad person after show you this oh man
I can explain all right. Here's the guy
Let me see what he sold me. He sold me a
RV DP that's a classic he sold me an RV DP, which is a red van dark Phoenix. I will show you right now
Anthorium RV DP
Check this out. Boom. It basically looks like a night dragon like a dark dragon, but it has a red man
Yeah, so this is an RV DP. Um
I bought one of these okay
Let me show you how it look when I bought it.
I bought this for? Do I tell you the price?
Oh, Jeepers Creepers. I got a great deal.
I bought my RVDP for...
No, no, no. Your guys are aiming too high.
I bought it, including shipping.
one hundred and twenty euros one hundred and twenty euros there we are why
because some people probably already duped it if you browse for online people
want way more like this guy wants for fifty or tweaking bro you're tweaking
um let me show you how it looked once I got a bro um oh man this is the
picture that he showed me like do you want this and I was like wow yes I do
Oh man, it's here, so this is how it looked like a month ago, yeah, this is what it looked
like bro, okay, it didn't fully commit to the red veins yet, it still needed to grow
a little bit, yeah, this is looking great, chat, this is looking great, you just have
to grow it out a little bit, you haven't seen mine, I don't know why you guys are
Laughing right now, bro. You got robbed. What are you talking about, bro? All of those leaves are come are the same one
Are you trolling me? I didn't get scammed. This is a red vein. Did I get scammed? I don't think so
I think it's a red vein
It has to be um
All right, but listen bro. I ordered this plant
Not to my address. I never order things to my address
Why because I don't know like if I all the sudden I say something on stream that the person doesn't like boom my address
elixir so I always send stuff to Olaf um so this plan arrives at Olaf's place right um
and Olaf has dogs so uh yeah and Olaf doesn't really know how to take care of plans I think
so this this plan was for good like two weeks at Olaf's place just fucking trying to survive
it was basically on a deserted island okay like if if you get stranded island that's what
What would happen to this, to this, to this Anthorium?
Okay, at all of this place.
The dogs were probably trying to eat it,
Olaf had to put it on the fence to bunk.
It was a one HP.
So it arrived at my place, like this.
It gets worse.
This is at my place, this is how it arrived.
Yeah?
You can see already a little bit of few holes here
there we see a little bit of jelloing on the leaves we see there's some dog bites oh
Man, and I'm a good. I'm a good take care of plants bro. I can take care of things as you can see lashes fucking tree in the back
Bro, I like my plans. I take care of my plans bro plans are very important to me
Okay, so I was really really shocked once this arrived. Maybe it was because it was only in the small container
so
Yeah, what happened bro what happened the whole month passed I think and
I was just locked in bro. I was just locked in bro. I was just streaming every day, right and
And this morning I was looking in my living room, I was like I
Looked in the corner
To where this lashes plant was standing once lashes
kind of lashes and
And I look and I'm like, oh, no, what have I done?
So today I took action.
I took everything out and I put soil that I bought, perfect soil for this plant.
I put it into this massive container.
I reported the plant this morning.
But this is what it looked like this morning.
This is not the plan, this is me.
Three, two, one.
guys I have the plan right here um I don't know what to tell you I don't know
to tell you come here little one oh my god this is a sad plant chat I am sorry
and thorium RVDP I am sorry I had you in the perfect humidity I have to in the I
had you in indirect light I reported you once I once I saw that you were
feeling bad those are some leaves that I cut this morning as you can see
There's a knife laying right next to it. I reported it and I also I was watching some videos and it said maybe cut the bad leaves
Okay, so I cut off a bad leaf. I cut off this leaf which was completely dry still on it
So how plants work they pump energy into the leaves that are even dry
So it's like really bad you have to cut it, but I also it's a really sharp knife. I also accidentally
Cut off. I'm not I'm not joking clean cut right here with my Japanese fucking. I must Christian I've GG
Probably the most luscious leaf that it had this was probably the most HP leaf that it had
And I suddenly cut it off. I'm not even joking and I googled it if I can duct tape it it says no boys and girls
Is this recoverable or no and be oh man, why is it hanging lower? Oh?
Oh
Yo, yo, yo, yo, if the guy who saw me this plan sees this he will send the police to my house
I'm not even joking. It needs son
Yo, bro, there were people who said on Instagram
GG there were people who said on Instagram it needs water
There were people who said just let it go bruh most people said just let it go
But most people said it's already too late
But a bunch of people said it needs water a bunch of people said it needs less water a bunch of people said it needs
A bunch of people said it needs lead sun.
What do I do?
It doesn't speak to me.
If I ask, I'm throwing an RVVP.
What do you need?
It doesn't reply.
A dog just tells me what it needs.
A cat just meows.
A cat needs milk.
Actually, do cats drink milk? I don't even know.
What the fuck do I do?
Call the fucking doctor, bro.
This is one depressing plan, bro.
she's dead no she's not dead bro what a dead beat that I see what kind of papa
you are 1000 pixel no bro I take care of my things that's why I reported it bro
you can see there's fresh soil it's the best soil that I can get bro because I
only want the best fun max float send it back to him
I send it back saying like bro the right like this
Oh my gosh, bro
Now I have a question. Can I still do this? Is there still a chance of doping this or is it too low HP?
Because this is an expensive gene. This is oh my
Okay, do I cut this leaf because this does not look healthy bro this right here
What is this?
What
Do I cut that I
actually don't know
Somebody who knows plans join this card right now, but only if you know on thorium spray only if you know on thorium's
Join room three join room three
Cut it or not cut a chat only if you know on thorium store, please
Just drag random only if you know on thorium skies, please
Yo, David, can you hear me?
Okay, he left.
Interesting.
This guy says I actually know how plants work.
Yo, yo, yo, I actually know how plants work.
Can you hear me?
Yo.
Hello?
I actually know how plants work.
I actually know how plants work.
what the fuck do I do bro um well it needs a bit of sun for sure um it
needs more water as well but no no no no no no no no okay what is this plan
called I know I can show you my collection actually no plans but I don't
know that specific fun but I know like what it needs you don't know I'm
Thorium's but your plan collector you're taking the piss
Show me your fucking plans you're lying. I know you're lying because I'm through
This guy's full of shit
Thorium's are the number one collector item right now on the market bro the different
It's monster ass and it's an thorium's you're full of shit, buddy, and you know it
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
Hold up.
I got a second.
I want to take a picture.
Bro wants me to water his plant, so I kill my plant,
so that his fucking nonexistent plant collection goes up.
You're full of shit, buddy.
Hold on.
I got my picture.
OK, come up, then.
I'm actually holding it.
I'll take a picture.
OK.
Hold on.
We go.
I got my picture, OK.
I got it.
I'm waiting.
Wait, let me just copy...
So first we get this one.
I can show you my garden as well. I got so many.
Wait a second. You just took this picture you said?
Yeah, two seconds ago.
Where's your PC? Is it inside of this room?
I mean, I can take a picture of PC as well if you want to.
Okay, do it.
Fast?
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you video call or no?
Um, I'm on PC right now, so I don't know, I don't shop this much, but I don't know.
I guess.
No, no, no.
You don't have to call.
Just on phone, like, you can on phone, on phone video call, on phone video call.
You're full of, I don't believe you at all.
Okay, wait.
I can take like a full picture of my, like, yeah.
Why not video call from phone?
I can do that, but we're in the server.
I can't show you this call.
I
Wait, okay, wait, okay. I mean I kind of want to believe you
Ever seen
Wait, I got the picture with more plants at you
Wait, what? Yo, I'm the gistro. I'm the truth
wait wait can you take a video on your phone and send it to pc what yeah yeah wait
hold up hold up hold up I'll take a video
what that's no way that's no way what the fuck are you growing bro bro is just growing
weeds like bro is just growing what you say uh uh uncrowded like what this is not mariana
What the fuck is he growing bro? These are not round thorium's
What are those plants?
What?
Okay, let's go
This video is
hold up hold up hold up hold up
I actually love you bro
I don't know how I can get out of this
wait what
we need to call like DM's and like
I can join the call and phone
cause we're in some server
I believe you I mean I can see the proof
what the fuck that's absolutely insane
the first guy you were dragging I thought
you were full of shit
yo bro okay
bro please try to help me bro
like okay you clearly know
I can try I can try I can try
so I can tell you what I did to this
So I basically watered it once every week, a lot, like I drowned it.
Yeah, you can't give it too much, like it would get like overwhelmed, I don't know how to explain it in English, some of the English.
It gets overwhelmed?
Yeah, like if you give it way too much water it like die out.
That's after four days, does the soil at the top need to be wet?
Yeah, like a little bit like it hasn't like just a little bit. It has to be dry, but yeah
So you've never dealt with anthurions
Not that not a four years. It's in our lives. I got I got the alias. I got peppers
I get tomatoes. I got I got like so many like different ones, but buddy your farmer. You're not a collector. Wait, what?
I don't know
I like to plant stuff I can eat myself.
Okay, wait, when you eat daily, do you eat from your garden?
Yeah, multiple times. I can make food with stuff I grown myself.
That's pretty boss. Do you live alone? I was your parents if I may ask.
I live in my own Paris, but I'm the one. I'm only 17, but I got into it like 12, and I said it was cool, and yeah, I kept going.
That's fucking awesome. She's probably proud of shit bro because you seem so like excited about it about her passion as well
You know, that's nice. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It is pretty cool, bro
You need to get into rare plants. Oh, bro. Did you see the plant lady?
I actually I actually bought a replant. I bought like it's like so it shines a blue like when you
If it grows in the dark too much it like gets blue and shines blue. It's really cool. Show it show it show it
I can try I can try. Oh my god
try to take video try to take video it's not in this song like I got a
different mom and dad but I just show you a picture a different mom and dad I
don't know what that means let's see I know you are bro you're talking to a
red van phoenix fucking owner buddy I hope you're nervous too it's like I'm
talking to the caramba blue jam owner bro you don't have none of these bro I
can give you a link bro I can give you a link if you want I can give you
I can give you a link
It's not that chat stop it's not that bro no more red
Okay, W I like that you said about because I was worried this shit
Because I don't want to be the guy that just buys a new one like this is the only one that I will buy
It's like I need this to to to get revives
Let's see your rap plan bro
hold up hold up hold up actually I can take a picture because it has like different versions
yeah yeah picture picture picture so it looks like so it has actually it's pretty close to
your plot like you know yours yeah it's an aetherium red rain that you can use that
as an example it is like that but like when it grows in the dark too much it starts
shining blue like velvet I don't know that I'm acid English but you're English
for 70 those fucking insane bro what do they give you in school bro like your
your English is insane I think that's pretty ass but fuck your teacher sorry
can I say that but your English is insane
What um, but it's just your plans, you know that one um, but like
the stems and like the
Leaves are like shining dark blue when in the dark. Okay, you're in there life
It stops being blue, but if you grow it in the dark it gets well, bro
You don't have to put a podcast before you show the plan just show it bro, please like
What
I got it at home bro, I used your blood as an example, cause it looks like-
You don't have a picture!
No, no, I got plans that are similar, but I got the one-step one, exactly.
Oh my gosh, I thought you have a picture, an old one or something.
Ah, interesting.
So, okay, so...
When I check the roots, what does root rot look like?
Can you show me a picture of root rot? Because I'm scared that it has it.
Right?
I think you, like, kind of forgot about it, or like, you gave it too much water.
Like it happens to every plant. It doesn't have like a disease or anything.
No disease.
It doesn't look like it. Like maybe some, I think this dog is made of oats.
No, no, no. That was me at all of these places.
But brother, I have a question. So we as human beings, right?
When we want to get muscular, when we want to like look good really fast,
we just take drugs, no? Like we come up like steroids, testo.
Does that for plants exist? Like if my plant gets cancer in 10 years, like it's, you know, like I need it to be good.
There's one thing that like makes it grow more, you know.
Yeah.
But I don't really know like the Swedish word or the English word, you know, I guess.
I mean, let me try to translate it.
Are those options safe?
Yeah, pretty. I mean, the people do it and like farms and stuff to make it grow, you know, more.
Like the biggest punk in it, we got the hell of it, like so much of this, so it grew a lot.
Okay, that is kind of scary though, bro.
I mean, I think you can save it like, naturally, but I mean, it's gonna take longer, you know.
Yeah, now, fuck that, bro, fuck that. I feel like I'm talking to the Clavicular of Plants, bro.
You're just saying, yeah, bro, just give it this, give it this, give it a little bit.
Fertilizer, fertilizer, you know fertilizer?
Yes, I know fertilizer.
Yeah, you can try to fertilize it, bro.
That's safe?
I mean, the formers do it all the time. Maybe we fucking eat their food. We're alive right now, so I suppose to...
Even if it's almost dead, fertilizer won't kill it more because it's like...
That's the only thing I think of, like, most people do it before the blood is grown, so it grows more, you know.
Okay, okay.
Brother, again, Anthurium dark vein phoenix. If you can find out some information, bro, you can always send it to me.
It was a much
Brother your one wholesome human more fucker bro like please pay attention in school make your mom even more proud
Yeah, she's probably already
No, why next year why not right now
I'm in school fucking ensign 18 days
So I don't really got so you can already give it like a test like can I lock in like yeah
Why wait? Why wait?
I hate when people do that, I hate when I do that to myself, but it's true because sometimes people just like look for the next date like
Yeah I think I said this thing like every year, every year, next year looking bro, but this year
It's time, it's time, it's time
Do you read books? Do you read books?
Sometimes, like if I find one I really like, but I mean
That's about it
When was the last book you read bro? When? When? When?
This year
what last year last year yeah okay so you're kind of locked okay nice nice
chair atomic habits at 17 years of age is that GG or is that good yes bro but
it's actually bro stop calling my book guys now bro their book is great bro
their book is great it really helped me bro um I believe you bro I hope it's
good though if you're 17 you may be too locked in you know you may be too
then I don't know I mean I want to get
up in like and that's how I gotta go to
the gym you know also said like two years
now okay okay no no no read atomic
happens and I'm not even joking read it
then read it I do I'll do it bro I'll
actually do it bro I'll buy it for you
I'll buy it for you can send me all you
don't gotta do that bro I'll wait you're
rich you're right your fellow plants
I'm make sure to subscribe on Twitch bro
you clearly have it I am subbed I am
subbed that's my guy
that's my guy brother sir much fucking love thank you for that vice I hope
your plans are gonna thrive I hope your family stays healthy just like your
plans yeah yeah best of luck brother man best of luck yeah if any like a
series event like a hundred people please at me bro I'm doing Geo guess I
won't be 100 day you can join just yeah I got a year this account like I got
the pro thing so easy I'll invite you I'll invite you it's in life came
please I got you I got you I got you all right love bro peace peace peace have a
great one bro bye bye bye you too you too you too
double you guy check what are the odds that the that the first and only guy we
drag is an actual planned specialist I'm speechless it could have not been a
greater guy joining so I revive it and he's checking right now for this
expect except species what it needs to look like what it looked like three months ago.
So yeah, W's in the chat, also check if you find out any information please hit my line
on Instagram bro, please hit my line on Instagram.
I'm actively trying to revive this plant, bro.
I did not spend 125 for this fucking sexy ass plant
to go to die on me, bro.
All right.
How do I stop people from messaging me?
Question mark.
Question mark, Simmerman.
Question mark, Simmerman.
I can do this, I guess.
Ah, boom.
Is it the group?
I think it's the group.
You need to leave groups.
Yeah, it's probably the groups.
So I do it later. Just remind me. All right. Um chat I
Will keep you updated on Instagram. Yeah, this plant will be fucking looking like this
in
Just a couple of weeks in
Just a couple of weeks. This is a picture that I will be taken bro
This is a picture that I will beat. Oh my god. Look at that massive stem
Holy fuck wait mine is a mix load chat. It's not Michelin. How do wait? It's on thorium and
Dress yeah, this one lol it actually shows up. I have this one chat. I have this one
It's a little bit different. It's mixed with the tricellar II you see it's mixed with tricellar II
If you want to get a pure red vein dark phoenix, you're literally spending a thousand euros, bro
Um, so I got the mix bro. Don't call me a brokeie, bro. I prefer this one even like it's darker
but yeah
Look, this is trisca and this is a red main dark Phoenix bro. The mix looks fucking great
All right easy it will look like this it will look like this it will look like this trust bro trust
Alright broke boy plans buzzer top all right your chat. I want to see your plans, bro
check DM
you can get AI help for your plan surely this works what the fuck is this shit
Sally it's an app you want me to do this right now on stream or what the fuck
is this shit bro
chat no way bro this is just gonna be some bullshit no Sally do you this is
your website or what is it there's no way bro there's no way bro I feel like
AI will kill my will kill my shit bro check I want to see your plans real
quick go take a picture of your plan bro go take a picture of your plan bro what
is easier for you to put it into the Twitter community or into discord group
I went to discord chat what is easier for you chat what is easier for you I
want to see the most expensive plants that you guys have or like whatever
plant you have just show it my plant is NSFW who is it shaped like an ass or
something please show that bro
Discord is easier for you.
Okay, just snap a pic real quick.
Wait, I feel like the Unks in the chat though,
they will have the good plans.
And Unks don't have Discord.
Unks do not have Discord.
Mmm, don't they?
My mom does not have Discord for example.
She has plans though.
We do Discord, we do Discord.
Exclamation mark Discord.
I'll open up a channel right now.
I'll open up a channel right now.
And you have to put your plan in there right now.
Go to your living room,
go to your fucking sleeping room.
Snap a pic right now and put it into disco bro at best white screen at best white screen. I'm gonna rate your plans real quick
Okay, I'm gonna rent your rate your plan set up bro. You can also do video where you talk about it
This is a rare anthorium. It's a mix that I bought from China
So there's even auctions for plants. So maybe one of you guys are something crazy, bro
Sometimes those plants they go for like thousands of euros on auction bro because they have like a hard on it or something
You know, it's like a rare breed. Um, if one of you guys has that shit sheesh
Um, I'll make a channel right now. Please take the pic take the pic right now
um
I'm gonna create a channel and
Mods you have to keep it clean. Okay, like just delete stupid messages
Plants check. Oh
I'll make a private for seconds. I'll
I'll do my mods
Okay
Any plant show me bro, whatever you have
your coolest plant that you own bro video is preferred like you yapping about
it um I'm gonna open up a channel in a minute okay have your pictures ready have
your picture ready um slow mode six hours alright just post the video of
the picture on it okay are you ready to know are you ready to know I'm gonna
open it up I'm gonna open it up it's gonna show on top it's gonna show on
top
and best five dollars a month I keep looking at it daily even though she
forgets about me every day it's around 160 16 centimeters tall and drinks a
lot of water
bro this is not your pineapple bro this is not your pineapple bro except
us stop lying bro all right here we go I'm gonna open it up three two one
I
Enable the touch files right a touch files. This is pictures right and videos are here we go guys
Three two one here we go. Let's see your guys's plans, bro. Let's see
Yo, bro, haha
This this is the guy who almost murdered my plant, bro
Now I'll be honest again it arrived and then a decent couldn't condition, but yeah, he hit it from the dogs
All of bro. I'm telling you bro. You're 50% at fault as well
You're 50% at fault. No, no, no, it's not just me bro. It's not just me
These holes I didn't have fun from the breeder, bro
Alright, I'm not shifting blame, bro. I'm not why you saying fire on this one, bro
Mine almost looks the same, bro. All right. We have missed that. Okay. Why can no one post in only one guy?
only this guy could post how's it even possible what's how did this guy post all
right now you can okay all right here we go bro here we go first plant of the
community I'm gonna go fast we have is that even real no it's not oh my gosh
we have a plastic plant for say wallahi there's no way
What am I looking at?
We have fucking white, I don't know what those are called.
We have light green, I don't know what those are called.
We have light green, vein, anthorium, the same one that I have, but a little bit different.
We have more anthorium and more anthorium, a lot of different anthorium shed.
That's why I was shocked why the other guy didn't know what anthorium is where because this is the number one collection
Collectors item. Yo Loki you have to post proof that these are
Hold on a second
Wait a second shot. I've seen this one before bra. I've seen this one before
Is that legal
That's Zaza is it not yo yo yo yo
Okay, okay. We have Mr. Zachary showing us plants. Yeah, you should not be allowed on
the streets, bro. This plant is literally dead. This is dry as a mofuga, bro. I'm sorry,
buddy. Okay, we have a little lemon tree. How? And he's actually harvesting them as
we can see. He already harvested some lemons, probably squeezed on top of his pizza
or something that is fucking class I did not think it would survive in this
condition at the bottom you can also see that he has like a little fucking
Pokemon card that's cute as shit there's also some fucking already crops that
fell down off the tree sheesh bro are those oranges or lemons okay we have
this guy with an olive tree if I'm not mistaken Chad I think it's an
Olive tree, right black olives ready to be harvested inside. I
Didn't know this was possible
Chad is this a real tree. I thought
Olive trees needs to be outside like full Sun
Olive tree is inside house vast. That's crazy, bro. That's real. We have mr. Sven with the most
Classic plant I've ever seen
I have one of these as well. I have one of these as well
When my mom always visits me, she always says isn't this one kind of too big like for the room?
I'm like hell no every time when she visits me again. It's like
Fucking it increases like 20% bro. One time. I'm not joking. I had a fight with my mom
Because she visited my place and she was and she all of a sudden I
Was like doing something on my PC, right? And I go to my living room. My mom chilling there
All the sudden my the fucking biggest leaf cut right there. I'm not joking. She was like I cut the plant a little bit
I feel like I was too big. What are you talking? It's my blood not yours
Huh why we touching my blood, bro?
Yo
It was getting like I like it was getting super massive, but I like that like and now I'm trying to regrow it, bro
Oh my gosh w mom. No, bro
Oh my gosh, bro.
I mean, she was trying to help, I guess, but oh man.
Now it's already back. It grew back. It grew back.
Ooh, wow.
Chat, are you team? There cannot be enough plants in the room because I'm that fucking team, bro.
When I see people filled with plants in the fucking room, it gives you joy. It gives you joy.
No
Little piece of nature in your room. It only gets bad if you have like an inverse infestation, bro
And then everything is like full-cooked
Then it's G or you can even fill these with some more bro. Imagine right here a red vein dark phoenix
I'm through real bro completely G completely G imagine the house visits you bro some Netflix and chill and she's looking at a red vein
Dot Phoenix that's G G that's G G bro. You know what to do, buddy
I can sell you a seedling for 500 bucks minus healthy bro minus healthy
it's a healthy one bro I got you dog let me close the curtains bro I don't
want my plants to get any lights there we go um and we also have a small
bonsai tree this is a classic bro this is a classic chat very big in Asian
cultures right bonsai
We have the most weird selection of plants shed
This I've never seen before this literally looks like what you see on the side of the road
But I like it it looks like a small Christmas tree and then we have this one
So I'm not the biggest fan of this
Pattern of the yellow outsides and stuff. This is is this called snake plant?
there's something that looks very similar yeah this I hate this plant bro if
you own a snake plant bro oh man I don't like this at all I don't like this at
all bro those yellow outlines it just looks oh man I don't like the yellow
outlines bro it kind of looks like it's it's in bad shape but it's not it's
just how it's supposed to be it's just the pattern but and this one this
one is lit this one is lit bro I like the tree though on this this is a nice
stem a nice girthy wooden stem very clean if only the yellow outside wasn't
there she looks like a watermelon tree bro what up brother we are asking for
plants in your fucking rooms bro we're not did you harvest your plant bro I
make a seller of it you fucking criminal bro you fucking oh hell no you
murder of all actually most time the scout we have cheeky mountain with why is
it fuzzy you I don't like this it looks like it's it's got mold on it it looks
like Harry Boltsack sorry you will never look at the plant the same way
bro I just speak my mind and the pot is way too big you can see there's no
soil yet probably like a small ass pot like in the middle I hate everything
about this picture bro everything about this picture there's even a fucking hole in there
oh no dog that's oh my gosh she's saying friendly little plant this is not a little plant
chat plants like this get me intrigued because i've never seen this at a star like what even is this
when i look at a cs inventory i know every single every single in and out right i know
the stickers i know the fucking patterns i know everything when i look at this i want to know
like what is it that's fucking clean it's like I just found a new skin I look you
want this I like true I like stems like this shot like this is nice like wooden
stems these also take very long to grow probably right sheesh it's a raspberry no
way I don't know what this is we have this guy Wow you take care of your
plants that is some fresh soil bro Wow and this looks like the thing that you
cook right this looks like schnittlauch I think you cook with this it's like onion
right very nice and then we have basil I think and then we have basil on the
left just in this kitchen then we have this guy oh yeah you are one disgusting
individual bro oh man like what is this bro this is literally like the rose
emoji bro but it's the rose emoji not the normal one it's the wilted one
bro it's the wilted one oh hell no dog yeah name hey hey actually thank you
very much the fuck come on but wow that is cute as shit that is cute as
shit the plant not the dog bro that dog is ass I don't like that dog at all but
that plant is fucking wholesome bro not bad at all not bad at all we have
I believe a little with
Classic chat if you're from Europe, bro, you see these at supermarkets, bro. These are these are classic, bro. These are classic
Dome is this real? I don't think this is real. No way
With mr. Zaffa growing an anthurium brother man. Good luck, bro. May it grow fucking strong, bro. You got that
This is not you bro
this is not you this is like the rarest plant on earth you know the girl
showed this one I think yeah no way buddy we have sky was showing off his
palm trees not bad I don't mind palm trees guys secure soon bro
That Lego why does Lego make plants, bro?
Actually kind of nice Louis
Plant cell bro. Okay. Okay, so we're taking the piss so we're taking the piss. Okay. Oh
How did you find this? Oh
Wait, why is it I get the star I
I don't know those look like big boot those look like big boots. You know I mean
Not bad bro. Not bad chat
Am I am I a bad person bro when I was in primary school?
when when we were at the bow marked at the
Was it called like Ikea and shed right where you buy
Hammers and stuff. They also always sold plants and I always bought like a cacti
Or I bought a venus fling fallow right like one of them that eats the flies
But it always died on me, bro. Even the cacti died on me. I don't know how I don't know how
Well, I was trying
But sometimes I just forgot to water it for a whole year or something
Buzzard, all right, we have it's not much but it's honest work
mmm yeah yeah that's a long boy that's a long boy not bad bro I want to see a
crazy one chat yours is almost dark oh my fucking god bro we have suit where's
a garden oh my god chat I want the garden chat I'm an apartment guy but I
want the garden how can I have both like I really don't want to live in a
house bro alone it's like I don't know it's like it's like scary bro you know
what I mean
yeah would you rather live in a house on a garden and be honest if you're like
Zolo
I've gotten broken into it in my shit bro so I want apartment bro low-key like
I have PTSD a little bit um like like the one thing that you can't buy is a
good sleep at night you smell me house wait really I really like the apartment
vibe I don't know hmm house for sure what but it's dying I thought it was
kappa for a second which is the shortest pictures look like four kappas
five bro it's it's it literally dying isn't it the same one that I have in
back isn't it this one mine is also dying this is like the third one that I
bought but you guys don't know bro once this shit dies bro I just buy a new one
bro I was buying you one bro it's not possible chat every time after stream I
open my my curtains so the sunlight comes in at more in the morning but
those five hours of sun are not enough apparently um it is what it is I
I tried, I tried.
They last like a year, then I get a new one.
El plan father.
Bro, I have like fifth, no, no, no.
I have like 15 plans, bro.
This is the only one that dies.
What else?
Yeah.
I wanna see something crazy, bro.
We have another Lego car.
Alta.
I like this, bro.
I just wanna walk in your room and just like browse
just look at things like what are all of these things we have like Nintendo games we have a
old Nintendo DS or something we have like an owl from Harry Potter we have some board games I
like this bro um the plants are nice bro very very nice geez man any has a nice little balcony bro
I
Chat I have to play the game or something. No, oh
My god
Chats aquarium. I used to have an aquarium when I was a kid. I
Really want one low-key
Chat
Aquariums inhumane or no
It depends right? I mean if you get a shark of course that's really bad
But if you get like small fish like this
Which are not like exotic like it's fine, right?
Like they're not gonna be sad or anything right?
What the whoa yo yo yo yo every scroll is getting more weird bro. I'm scared to look at the next one, bro
Oh, that's a video. Oh, GG
This is my nice plant that's fake I come in this a lot very nice Mark Zimmerman
You what
What did he say
he does what now suck me dry like this plant only a yo oh my gosh mr. pop look
wait I have the same one I have the same one I have the same one the one that
you saw in the corner I have that lol but yours is more massive you look him
on me here how did you get it so big vast should have this exact same but
Mine is not as big not even close minus like until here and like like this
What the fuck?
Oh, what do you give your plans, bro? That is insane. What a setup by the way
She's false
Is that border
Look at the trees
Where the fuck do you live?
Is that a lake house?
Yo pop, you got aura, bro.
Like, do you live in the Everglades or what?
Holy shit.
Okay.
Why do you have a half table?
I've never seen that.
I mean it makes sense, I guess.
What the fuck?
I've never seen someone do that.
He's using his plant as deco...
Buzza-dub-dub, alright.
Yo, what is that picture, bro?
Alta, you're a good interior designer. I'm not even joking.
Actually, no, those are ass, these blue things.
But the plant going around? Oh my...
He montage it.
Chad, look, he montage it.
Lul.
I like this.
Lul.
This person has a GF, you think?
Wow.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
Chad, I really want the pad, bro.
I really want the pad.
Chad, you know what I'm thinking about right now, bro?
You know what I'm thinking about?
I want to do this for a long time now,
but I don't have a garden or anything, right?
I want to get a pet, but I'm scared to commit for like 15 years right and this will sound fucked up
This will sound fucked up, but you know, I don't want to commit to like 15 years. I'm scared
I've never had a pet like that right. I'm scared that I'm not a good like that. I don't have like, you know, like
Maybe I won't like won't be there the best best best like cattle brother up, bro. What I want to do I
Want to get I want to go to the shelter and I want it and I want to get
the oldest cat that they have bro because sometimes there's like a 15 year old cat
there was one when I was still living in Germany bro and I used to go to the
shelter to go with like walks with dogs you could go like in the mornings 8 a.m.
like you could just go there and ask hey can I go for a walk with one of your
dogs and they wanted because it takes work of them and there were cats shot
There was there was one cat who was like 16 and she couldn't and she could only eat
Paste she could only I mean it sounds don't laugh bro. Don't laugh
But she could she could not even like chew chew you like she could only eat like pastes like I'm not joking bro
And like and it's sad to think about imagine that cat
Spends her last day in a shelter like where it's like, you know, like people walk by like oh, yeah
We don't take this one. What do you mean only paste?
But it's like I don't know and then you cuddle with it a lot, you know, it probably doesn't have a lot of energy
Always like it's it's you know, like I don't know man. I don't know man. I think I think that's I think it's
It could be a play. No, I think it could be a play
but of course you're also you're also
Then it probably dies within like a year or two, you know
That's inevitable, but I don't know man. I don't know man
but then again bro it's better it's better if it died happily you know so
yeah but you are prepared yeah yeah bro I would I would commit every bro I would
go one year regions of both my cat is in trouble like wait maybe maybe I shouldn't
get a cat wait hold on a second all right um here we go bro here we go
So are you dog person or cat person bro be honest dog or cat dog or cat?
Like both bro for me, it's both bro. Oh my gosh, bro
Like cats can be assholes, bro
Bro, I went for a walk like yesterday, bro
And in my neighborhood there was this cat on our table, bro. Just looking at me like
Bro, and I was like come come
I was like I was bending down right
I was like I was like punching the floor like come like come I was like bro and it just looked at me, bro
Like are you stupid?
Like say something you don't want to get better. No
Like either you come over or you leave right? Well, she's standing there just chilling just like
Bro, she's waiting for me to do something like to either eat it or
Also, like I don't know bro
cats just act less like slaves
Hmm
Like it was done look bro it was done looked
It didn't even meow bro. It didn't even maybe was a
Statue now that I think about it just ran the cat from your neighbor
I was thinking about this bro
Just putting a poster at my mom told me that I should do this like that people do it where she lives
They walk the dog of other people who are too busy or something, you know, so you basically like
What other another person's dog like once a week you're Chad if you if you need a dog walk
Let me know bro. Do you would you trust your dog with me, bro? Come on, but come on, but um
No, what you're why is he all your all caps? Yo, bro
Hell no
Hey, well, I love animals, bro. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Okay
You betrayed it away for a knife. No it never bro. No it never all right. You should get a hamster
Nee, Nee, Nee, Nee
Nee, Nee, Nee
All right, okay. Here we go. Here we go check. Um, I think it's time for some Geogasa challenges bro
1v100
Can 100 on a pixel viewers beat a Geogasa pro that is my question bro. That is my question of the day
All right, let's go
Ws is in the chat and think for everybody who sent in a picture wait
Plant gold replied already. He found out some information our researcher planned a bit first as most plans if you give it too much water
It'll die so water it but don't water it every day
If you see that the dirt is still watery. Okay second using a draw
second using me in every year
area dirt yeah yeah I have I have it's it's it's it's full area it's full area
bro um like I bought specific for this plant soil third don't keep it in the
Sun it'll dry it out and it will be hard for to recover yeah indirect Sun
I've done all of this though how's dying fourth remove all fully dead leaves
but you think you did that already did I
So I should cut all leaves yo bro like what what like bro none of these locality bro none
of these locality bro I'm not gonna lie shut what do I cut oh my gosh brah
Sixth, fifth, you can fertilize it if you see a new leaf starting to grow but don't
but don't do it yet.
Okay, I haven't, I haven't.
Sixth, keep it in a pretty humid place and last of all be patient, don't do too much.
My living room is sometimes kind of humid because I dry my clothes in the living
room.
I put it on a rack.
So when I dry my clothes, should I keep the windows closed?
So it's more humid.
Am I cooking chat?
Am I cooking?
If you see it starts growing a new leaf, you need to lock in.
Okay.
Then you can fix it 100%.
And when cutting leaves, cut the start of the stem, okay, fully at the bottom.
Don't cut all leaves.
Non-fully dead leaves can still help the plant.
ones that are like fully dried out okay okay okay okay okay so it's good it's good
all right I'll keep it in indirect I'll keep if you don't cut the start of the
stem it'll give you something will still give some energy to that part for
no reason is it stupid why would I do that okay okay I noted noted noted chat
this plant will be revived bro this plant will be revived all right let me
message zigzag bro zigzag six seven who the fuck are you is this guy trying to
hack me?
Bro, buddy, I saw you on your phone.
Yo?
Why are you trying to hack me?
Hello?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, why are you named like my friend Zigzag?
Why are you trying to dupe me, bro?
I'm not trying to dupe you, bro.
I just like Zigzag and 6'7".
Nice.
Zigzag the Geogacer?
Yeah, yeah, I like him.
I saw him on your stream.
I loved him.
And the name was available, so I took it.
Who do you like more?
zigzag or owner pixel? owner pixel of course
then why the hell is your name not owner pixel six seven?
because i cannot be like you
wait, well you can be like zigzag
i can try
okay, okay, hey
okay he knows his place
hey, matchloff, where you from? matchloff 2?
i'm from India
matchloff to India
yo bro, wait, talking about India
So, bro, I have fans from India.
Yeah, what time is it for you right now?
Like, like because I'm like right now, it's 10 p.m.
10 p.m.
Wait, that's not a bad time.
Bro, do you know one person from the Mr.
BC man recently asked me, yo, do you want to rate setups with me?
And it's a creator from India.
And I was like, what?
Like India on a pixel like that makes no sense.
And she was like, but you have fans in India.
And I was like, is she lying to me or no?
do you know
Do you gaming yes?
Yeah, I mean I'm not like I do not don't watch her streams and all but yeah, I know her
She's a gamer gaming youtuber
Hmm do I write setups with her or no like Indian PC setups. I'm actually kind of intrigued what it looks like I
mean you would be surprised on how
how meticulous Indians could be when it comes to setup.
They are not mainstream setups
as what you will see in other regions of the world.
But yeah, you could do that.
What do you mean with mainstream?
I mean, it's like a world called Jugaar.
It's like we just take anything
that can hold a laptop and a mouse
and we just use it as a setup.
What can I say can you yeah, yeah, you do that
um
I'll send one picture a quick flick a quick flick
in Indian setup. I don't think I'll ever see you live right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's very messy right now. You're good. Hey, this is the real deal then it's authentic.
It's like I'm visiting my Indian friend and it's like yo let's play some games and this is what I see
I see so should I just turn on my cam you can you can if you want but again I'm
live okay careful okay so it I just send a picture wait okay I'm excited I've
never I never accept I bro I accepted you because I thought you were my
friend zigzag bro but your Indians exact six seven chat I've never seen an
Indian PC setup I think I already forgot what he said he said that hugar it's
called who got right sugar Joe Joe Gar something like that
he's taking a picture right now that's why we can't hear there it is
first india setup can you hear me my friends exact so it's real we can see
not a lot of servers born to lift so he probably hits the gym a lot yo yo yo
zigzag I will quickly I will rate your setup okay life I mean it's not the best
one but sir okay you can you can listen to my voice okay I got you so we
have the exact six sixty sevens is set up my first Indian setup we can see that
It is why because we see the proof yeah in a call right now not a lot of things on this discord channel
He could be using a burner discord. I thought he was a scammer
I thought he was a hacker right because nicknamed zigzag 670 trying to impersonate one of my friends next thing
You know he tries to want me to click a link hope that doesn't happen born to live
There's a webcam on top of the PC
No quest available in discord already all done W
We have a what?
Ziggs, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, I have a question
Sure. Why is there a phone with a mother-sucking condom on it?
That's not a phone that actually my AC is remote and in India we don't usually you don't remove the wrapper from the
If it's like I recently bought an AC air conditioner
So I just never removed the wrapper from the remote
What remote for AC that's insane wait what okay interesting interesting
Why do you not take the rap off for hygienic reasons or resale value?
No reason it's just it I'm my thought would be I don't get dirty
It won't get damaged maybe because you can see how messy my setup is so things are likely to get
It doesn't make no sense that this one has a rapper on bro like yeah
You've set up it's all over the place and then there's a rep on the AC remote. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, all right
All right, I'll continue so what else do we have we have a big
Glass bottle of water. I have a question zigzag. Can you hear me? Yeah?
Inside of this bottle is what fluid?
Water
What water tap water?
Um, he are water. Yeah, like it's drinking water. I drink water from it. So it's
massive question from my side in India. Can you drink tap water or no because in some countries you can't
you can't you can't you have to have filtrated first
and you have a filter inside of your system or you filter out after it comes outside of the tap
comes outside of the tap.
It after it comes outside of that.
It comes out.
Got you.
What was the soda? What is the drink on the right?
You were drinking something other than water.
What is that? It's on the right.
That's non-alcoholic beer.
What?
Okay. Okay.
Interesting. My mom drinks that sometimes.
Non-alcoholic beer.
We have
some rat dragon stickers. Call me nuts.
That's a peripheral company, no?
Like, Mouse.
Yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
I've seen those on Amazon.
I think I had one at some point.
Um, bunch of Red Dragons.
We have Magnesium tablets.
W, staying healthy.
Ah, okay, no, no, no, no, no, zig, zig, zig, zig.
Is this what I see?
What I'm hovering above with my mouse.
Is that a mother-sucking vape?
No, I don't. Wait, wait, let me open your stream. So I'll see what are you. I can't
see your mouse.
Exactly.
Keep the mouse system. Yeah, yeah.
What is that?
Wait a second. Your stream is opening on my end.
Another question while you open my stream. What browser do you guys use in India? Chrome?
Classic. Same. Same. Because I know that China, for example, I think they only use Internet
Explorer. Like actually, only Internet Explorer in China, I think. Did you open the stream?
uh bro it's buffering i'm sorry i'm
thank you all good all good all good
all good it's probably a vape but it's
fine
um the mouse i have another question
the mouse has a skin is that a mother
suck in print stream
um i don't know what that is but it's
like a pack shark mouse
and it the skin the grips the skin
with it so i just applied it
what the hell bro if you
Yo wait so wait if you watch my yeah, I'm a skin sky, you know, bro
This is print stream from Counter-Strike on your mouse. I'm being badass
Okay, okay, what the hell you just bought it. That's fair. That's fair. I mean it looks good
Okay, wait, how did you mount your money tell is on the wall no
It's on the desk left-hand side can you see that black rod with some of the magnesium
Yeah, I see it. I've never seen that but I see it. All right. We have airports as well wait are those there with use me seek
Yeah, I put sex pro to
Those are expensive a shit now like 250
Yeah, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you rich or something?
No, I'm not rich
But I do work so my remote worker. That's why the setup is in the webcam
I won't say I'm rich, but yeah, I can buy stuff for you.
So all of it, yeah, I bought it myself.
Shish, congrats. Can I ask what you're doing?
So I'm a digital marketing manager at a consulting firm.
So it's a US based firm, so I work from India remote people.
Like Microsoft?
No, no, no, not Microsoft.
Because I don't want to sound weird, but there is like, wait, so it's like call center kind
of or no, no, it's not calls and it's B2B business to business marketing business to
business.
Yeah, B2B marketing.
Yeah, I see.
Because right now, of course, the chat is being a little bit like weird and like meming
with like call center scam, right?
But no, okay, that's good.
That's good.
I mean that's how Indians are portrayed in western, so I can't help with that.
Yes, but yeah, I like your fucking keyboard bro. What anime is that?
I don't think it's an anime, I just bought this because the price was good.
Yeah, your brother. You got to be fucked up bro. The mouse...
I'm not an anime fan.
Yeah, yeah, I said when people see your setup without you explaining it's like I'm thinking you're an enemy fan and like a CS fan because of Prince free bro
Just like buying it because it's up there. I like that. Yeah, what honey me is this what honey me is this?
That's funny
What is on your iPad if I may ask is this math?
Yeah, so I was actually studying right now. So the book I was solving some questions
logical reasoning career launcher bro w how would I if you may ask I just turned 23 this
year brother man happy birthday yo bro your fucking grinder bro I like that your fucking
grinder um hey I'll keep you at it if you ever need something let me know if my business ever
needs advice I know how to come if you want to shout maybe your stuff I don't
know if it makes sense or not but if you want to like if you have like a YouTube
or something on the side or anything you want to shout out you can do a bro or
like a friend I don't have any short outs but I would just say just continue
streaming because after the whole day working hitting the gym and then
studying it I just watch your streams while eating dinner it's very
refreshing so no shorter I just thought that to you and the chat that's all I
myself bro you're awesome bro you're awesome bro now bro hey I only wish you
the best in life alright thank you didn't think when I called six six six seven
that it was gonna be a wholesome guy like you man hey have the have the best
in life for I only wish you the best all right
same to you same to you much love bro much love peace out alright enjoy your
night bro enjoy your night yeah and I'll be in the chat in about one and a half
of this competing setting so I'll see you then moments moments a enjoy studying
bro you got this keep grinding bro thank you thank you bye bye bye yo what what a
wholesome dude bro what a wholesome dude and it is the AC remote yo WZX67
Bro, I did not expect that I did not expect that
Sheesh man. What the fuck?
Bro
Person I have nothing to shout out just keep streaming like man. What the hell?
Sheesh. All right. All right. Shias. I'm late for zigzag for for zigzag without the six seven. Yo zigzag
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like a little bit late, bro. Hey
Hello, hello. Yo, yo, yo, is this the real zigzag bro? Is this the real zigzag?
I was just watching for this guy. He was doing a good job of promoting the zigzag brand. That was a that was a very nice guy
Yeah, that was the zigzag 6-7 very wholesome very wholesome, bro
He's trying to be like you a little bit bro. He's studying right now. I
Prove I approve W zigzag. What time is it for you? It's 10 in India. What's it looking like in Australia over there?
217 a.m. 217
I
Okay, and how we feeling
Oh feeling fine feeling good. How about you?
Very good very naturally. I'm fried. I'm really fried, but I would be hell of right at 3 a.m. Zigzag
Wait a second. So wait, so when did you go to bed yesterday, bro?
Like
420 I think
AM
Okay zigzag why you chopped again bro? Why you chopped again a friend told me not that you fix your sleeping schedule by doing it all night
Are you stupid? I?
did do that
Okay for what reason because you're fucking chopped again like a week later
Because I have to go on a trip I had to get up for a flat and I had to go on a trip, but now I'm back from the trip
You just came back from the trip is that right like time zone or?
No, I'm just saying like I had to get up for a flight
So I fixed the sleep schedule that right and I was like getting up at a normal time
Well, I was in Melbourne and now I'm back in Adelaide and everything just got cooked again
Mine is also chopped right now, bro. I was away. I was asleep at like three
Okay, you're lucky. Yes. Let's try. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna rename it to zigzag 67 as well
All right, here we go zigzag. What do we have on the menu, bro?
Um, yeah, you say
What should we do
Let me see I
Kinda I
kind of
Really want to try real quick because this one is fast, right? Like as we can just go into it
the first one bro where you are the blind and I'm the one leading you know
where I'm your guiding dog and I have to say this is what it looks like and you
have to pinpoint where we're at okay I like it I had an idea for this one by
the way yeah so just before the stream started I was in chat with a dev and I
got him to give pro like Georgas a pro to my alt account so what we can do is
practice on single player and then us two can go into 2v2's and you can guess
based on what what you're telling me and then I'll tell you where to guess you
get me so we play against random people who are low rated one verse two with my
guess based on what you're saying I don't know what that means I thought we
just queue rank bro all would they get us banned yeah but it's a little bit you
know a little bit gray area I mean I can get permission maybe I mean it's
fine it's fine it's fine oh we can do that but zigzag I want to start first with with
with you leading me you're gonna tell me what you see and I'm gonna tell you where
we're at okay let's do that first bro yep oh you made a tell you yes yes I'm gonna
lead you bro I'm gonna get you five case dog all right let's try that first and
then we switch the roles though then we switch the roles you did better okay
Okay, I like that. I like that. Okay. I'm pulling it up. Do you want me to share screen to discord?
No, I wanted to show your voice to discord. No, ah
So my chat can see but but slowly the chat wants to see yeah, where'd you write? Yeah, I'm streaming. Yeah, do that
Do that. Thank you, bro. Okay. Okay. I got you
There we go
Can I show? Yeah, yeah, you can show now
Oh crap.
All right.
If I turn off my monitor chat with my stream, I don't know.
Was it fine?
I go boom, boom.
All right.
It's fine.
Oh, by the way, happy birthday, already.
Happy birthday.
Yo, thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
I had a great birthday, bro.
I had a great birthday, bro.
Like, that's awesome.
Yeah, I had an awesome birthday this year, bro.
Thank you so much.
That's exact.
Thank you so much.
You're most welcome.
All right. Can you switch to 1080p, bro, streaming quality, if it lets you?
Yeah, yeah, I can, I can.
W's.
I can even go higher.
What's the 1440?
Wait, do you use a 2K monitor?
No.
Do test, do test run real quick.
I don't know if it will like look clean with FPS.
Okay, let's see.
Oh yeah, it does.
Wow, that's crisp.
Wow, that's crisp.
Okay, okay, okay.
Out, out, out, out.
okay okay all right so um I'm gonna hide my shit chat I hope this is all fine I
will not be able to even see the chat I turn off my monitor right yes you can
do that yeah it works and mods title please it's a title still plans yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Mots, mots, mots, mots, mots, mots, mots, mots.
Like, what, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm gonna put one V100, cause we're gonna do that afterwards.
Shout out to this.
We're gonna do one, we're gonna do one pro AK ZZexec vs 100 of you guys.
Can we do that today, ZZexec?
Is that possible?
Yeah, we can.
We can.
Oh my gosh.
I confirmed.
All right.
All right mods changes to YouTube as well, please. All right. I'm
I'm gonna fucking
Turn off my monitor W by saving some energy
Please don't break my fucking shit. I'm actually scared
No, am I still life wait chat can't see wait why
What? I thought it would work.
like put it away chat do you still see the game yes you can I see it that's
kind of goofy now but it's fine chat how's the quality of this how's the
quality of this it's the quality I it's ass because it's small window um if I
Make it large
I make it large your mood a happy birthday to you
Would a happy birthday brother?
No more cheating. I'd know more cheating
Do you know the cheetah mood? Ah, he's like I don't know
Boss some of the most infamous actually don't he cheated in our six. He cheated in Elm ring
He cheated in fucking real life, bro. He's locked in bro. Sounds like a bad guy. Yo, hey, hey, no, bro
He's reformed. Oh, okay. I'm not Aral. He didn't shoot Aral
Okay, why is that black bus check quality is a lot better, right?
Quality is a lot better, right right or wrong right or wrong
All right easy
Is this fine for you, Chad? Is this fine for you? Oh, no.
Love you, Muda. Happy birthday, bro.
Okay, easy, easy.
How are you guessing so fast, bro? I'm not playing. All right, so I'm gonna hide everything. Chad, suck, boom, bye-bye.
I can't see this anymore. Now I'm gonna also close. Can I close my chat? Yeah, okay.
Wait, there's no sound. Ziegsack, there's no...
There's no sound yeah. Can you put sound on? Oh like the just the G-R-Gessa music or what?
YAR. YAR. Got you, got you, got you. You play always no sound? Yeah. When I started playing
the game there was no sounds or like I just never started you know what I mean? No way.
You can put effects volume up bro I think it's the more important one. Okay okay.
bro I need the music to always lock me in bro like she actually like the music
that's the thing I mean I just don't play with it that's crazy bro bro doesn't
want to get distracted all right um I think we're good to go I think we're
good to go I'm fully blind um I will just use the information that you give
me chat I will close my chat I will only listen to him and I will have to
perfect guesses who do we play against zigzag so do you want to do one single
player first and then we jump in on my smurf account and we see if you can beat
people who are in like a like a 700 rating yeah we can go straight to one
bus once we can do that too I think it's I think it's better to play
against real players not chat okay okay we do that over on the tiger to count
guys. Got to turn off the blink mode.
A Geogasa Smurf, that's crazy bro. So wait, who do we want? Do we just Q ranked?
Q ranked at the moment on this account? I'm in the gold division.
So, gold three. Wait, are we gonna get banned because of course like it's really
powerful if you have me in your earpiece. Like, is this allowed?
To be wonnin'. Yeah, I feel like we're just gonna win way too easily with you.
That's a problem. I do not want to get you banned, bro.
If I get banned and it ends my GeoGuess of Korea and they permanently shut me out for using you to cheat, then we can talk about that later down the path, okay?
Yo, Zigzag bro, I actually don't want to risk it like I'm being badass.
Because we may ruin some fucking tinnies this fucking Friday tonight. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, especially with your good guesses, okay?
Yes, sir.
You're ready.
only as good as the information that you give me by the way bro absolutely that's true that's true
like bro when i ask a question you have to tell me instantly when you see a road sign when you see
language you have to tell me bro explain it perfectly do you want your moving or no moving
or just keep a both uh i want uh whatever you think is best i think moving right i like no moving
in the best. That's my favorite. Okay, let's do it. Okay. Okay. I'm hitting
No, no, no, no, no, no, I think. No, okay, okay.
I don't know. Okay, just saying no move. One thing I wanted to remember is
like, you are not a sentient being right now, act completely stupid act like
you've never played yoga before. Yes, if you see an email dot CZ, you can't
tell me that it's fucking Germany. Okay, I have to make this connection
myself all right I'm gonna close my chats and I'm gonna completely lock in I
need the new key yeah maybe have a map in front of you physical map Google maps
whatever just maybe have that in front of you so that you can call it out more
easily you get me okay yes yes yes that's not cheating that's not cheating
I'm gonna have to be careful with sharing screen no way Chad you can't see
my maps right oh it's on top of my house okay after the jinx the incident
Loki
That's crazy, okay
Alright, okay. I'm in front of me here. Okay at prediction. What's prediction prediction? We're playing ranked. What what rank is it? What rank?
This is gold three seven hundred and fifty five rating
yeah okay let's go I don't have in front of me and I have your fucking voice
zigzag let's go let's go queueing up queueing up
surely in okay we already found one excellent opponents from Germany 400
bring no sound I have no sound I have no sound I can't play I can't play oh wait
wait wait wait stand on stand on make did start wait I've got a refresher
what come on man why do I have no sunshine what we just wait wait wait okay
it's here it's it now I have sound now I've sound here we go okay okay okay tell
me tell me what we are driving we are driving on the right hand side of the
road we have license plates yeah that have two blue vertical strips and
they're shorter than typical license plates I mean you're a blue zero what
What do the tr- Do you see trees?
We do see trees. We can see some pine trees.
We can also see some oakish looking trees as well.
Right on the right side.
The buildings are mostly white and they have red tile roofs on them.
The opponents get, by the way.
They could be like-
It's hilly. There are some bigger mountains.
Okay. You want Ukraine?
Hilly. No, no, no. I don't want Ukraine.
I want, um, I want...
I want Slovakia, I think. Slovakia.
I put it in Slovakia, we put it in Italy.
It was Samarina.
It was Samarina, we took 1.6K.
We took 1.6K damage.
You said Italy is not hilly.
I mean, no in the north.
It was hilly.
Anyway, anyway, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Next one here.
OK, OK.
We have a lot of apartment buildings.
They're very rundown.
They're rusty.
Russia?
We're driving on the right-hand side of the road.
There is a long, white license plate.
It has no blue strip.
On the right side, no blue strip so it's not Europe.
Russia is not the European country. Lock in Russia, put them under pressure.
Put them under pressure.
Where in Russia?
Omsk, Omsk, Omsk.
Omsk, Omsk, Omsk.
Okay, guessing now.
Wait, he guessed. We've got 10 more seconds.
Uh, it's, it's flacked.
Okay, we just...
Omsk, Omsk.
The opponent guessed in Russia, but it was Ukraine, but they were way closer.
Oh, we're locked, we're locked, we're locked.
What the fuck?
They're, they're knocked us out.
He guessed on the Ukraine border.
I
Did lose
Has we have two guesses?
That was like insta guessing our asses to be honest. That was kind of annoying. I felt like we just recue
What I'm looking at chat for one second chat. How do we do?
Two guesses
Ziggs that we have to see who is making it further, bro
Who is gonna like make more rounds so my try I had two
I made it to
Chat keep trying I say the life for two rounds, but I will do much better now. Wait. I have to ask questions, bro
Okay, okay
Look at your only questions the map does not happen. I know the map. Okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna close my shit. All right. Here we go. Here we go
Ready. Yeah, ready
Okay, I find it 500. What do you see you can't what do you see? Okay first one here? We're in a forest, okay
We are driving on the right hand side of the road and it's very flat, but not super flat like a little hilly
There's no road markings on the road, but we do have a sign. Do you want me to read out the sign? Yes, of course
SIG
SIGENHALLER
SIGENHALLER
I put it in southern Norway. It was Denmark
He was also in Norway, so we got close. We got close. Oh my god. I had Denmark
Well, you said like you said some crazy shit at the start. Okay? Okay? Okay?
So we have dry landscape olive trees everywhere. Okay, we also have the reverse egg
road lines with the yellow on the outside and the white in the middle.
What are you talking about?
Driving right inside of the road?
Right inside.
Some of the license plates are white, some of them are yellow.
What does the soil look like? The soil? Is it like rat?
It's very rocky, very rocky, very pale, very dry landscape.
Yeah, very dry landscape.
Is it hilly? Is it hilly?
Quite hilly, quite hilly.
What do the houses look like? Do they look European, bro?
They don't really look European necessarily.
on them
So where's the Sun bro the Sun the Sun the Sun
The Sun the Sun is in the south we're in the Northern Hemisphere
Olive tree olive trees wait
Could be your is it your one of one of one of one of the license plates actually has
Maybe not actually blue stripe or no
I can't tell I can't tell six act you need glasses
Too far too far. So it's very dry here. They're like it's not it's not bone dry
It's not a desert, but it is dry
But you said well what do you see on the road lines? What are the lines?
No, but that how does it not European vibes though not European vibes
They're flat roofs. They're kind of a bit poor as well a little bit poor go Mexico go Mexico or Mexico
Yeah, yeah like northern northern northern where it's like dry
Israel or those power stein West Bank and the opponent guess Israel and they were much closer much closer
You said no other
Okay, there was no language. I wouldn't tell you so it's Hebrew. Okay, my bad next one next one next one next one
It says rule Victor Scholleche
In the future spell it are you e
That's French. Okay, what are the road lines? Road lines?
Road line's nothing. We have apartment buildings, we have houses with tiles.
We have cars with two blue strips. Okay, so it's French and it's...
Coupis Luxembourg or Coupis France. Put them under pressure. Go, Paris!
Okay, I'm guessing... To the right of Paris, to the right.
I already guessed. You told me to guess.
Ah, my bad, my bad.
It is one of these.
Come on, baby.
This is our second... How much HP do we have?
So we're at 1,000, he's at 5,500. It was near Paris.
We just took big damage to him.
1.2k, 1.2k.
Let's go, let's go.
Lock in, lock in. Round four, round four, round four.
We can win this, we can win this.
Okay, next one.
Spell it, we do...
Not to language, we see the country flag.
We see the country flag black on the top red in the middle green on the bottom
It's like three stripes with white in the middle and it's got a shield on the flag. He gets
It's it's Google Google car with a snorkel on it as well
yeah okay buddy and here already guess Kenya okay we went Kenya he did to
Kenya flag okay we're closer just because I was talking about the house is the
house is snorkeling bro I don't fucking I'm not the Google car anyway it's fun
it's fun okay next one here next one here we have another flag this flag has a
Y shape on it on its side it has red green blue black yellow and white has
six colors it's like a rainbow flag and you take it it's a country the people
you can't be African okay it's very clear why on the corner why it's the shape
of a Y turn to its left like five seconds five seconds I don't fucking
know what you're talking about bro oh my god the South African flag oh no he
got it GG I don't know what the fuck you are explaining with that flag
bro what you'll see you'll know exactly you'll see exactly what I meant we did a
better job that time we made it to run five no not too bad shit what flag wait
wait wait I'm bringing it off Africa flag look it wasn't the best description
maybe the why no it makes sense but I couldn't visualize it in my head
because I oh my gosh yeah I've seen that during the World Cup or something
Oh my gosh, I should have known that chat. I should have known that chat. How do you think that's hard to think of that's hard to think of?
That's a hot flag. How would I have described it?
I would have described it
It's like an intersection like a highway and then you have red green white blue red green and blue and black and green yellow
Oh gosh. All right, you may be cool
I'm kind of right. All right
Okay, wait do I get one more chance for I feel like I'm getting I'm getting there of this
Let's let's do one more. So I have survived how many rounds said I'm keeping track. That was five. That was five
But I haven't won a single one yet. Okay. No, we have we got closer twice, but we haven't won Joe yet
Yeah, I'm gonna win this and then after this is your turn. All right. Here we go. Here we go
I want to make it more than five and win
Come on
Okay, 500 red from the UK
Okay, so we're in the mountains, it's very green, very beautiful landscape.
We have red houses, we have red houses almost everywhere, no language, we have a red flag
with a blue and white stripes on it.
We can't see the whole flag though, so I can't exactly tell you what it is.
All the houses are made of wooden houses that are painted red, all of them.
What? That's like where the enemy fighters are from like that?
The speed limit is 50. He guessed, he guessed.
The speed limit is 50.
Yeah, okay, bro.
Go Dagestan, Dagestan, Dagestan.
Two years, Dagestan forever.
Yes, Dagestan. Please.
It was Norway. It was Norway.
He got it.
Sorry, bro. It's hard, it's hard.
I thought you knew the Red Houses in Norway.
Bro, I imagine them with the G-Wagen.
Yeah, okay next one here. That's what we do have language. We do have language. Say
Rosemiro Brito
Vera vera ador
Okay, it's better the vera. I'll see no spell after better. Yeah
V e
R e a d or r
Very ador
fast
That's not Spanish. What what cast you like what license plates?
okay okay looking we do have a license plate it's just a plain white license
plate here so the houses that have red roofs we have we have palm trees and we
have red dirt and it looks like poor please please again the language on the
on the yeah yeah yeah yeah there's another one here but a faithful P.R.E.F.E.I.T.O
Brazil, country, so it could be in the water.
Go towards the water like South Paulo type vibes, you know like...
South Paulo? Okay.
Yeah, like go where you think it would be in Brazil.
Is that shit? No, don't.
Okay, okay, it was northern Brazil.
We did survive there, we did survive.
We take that.
He got...
You survive and watch the fast round.
What do you mean we did survive?
All right, here we go.
That was second round, Burr.
Next one here, next one here.
The sun is in the north.
The sun is in the north.
Okay, we have white roadlands. We do have English language. It says kaffreierfarm.
And then I'm trying to read if there's a domain name. The city's name is Vryborg.
Vryborg? Yes. Go Vryborg, Germany.
B, V, R, Y, B, U, R, G. Do not go Vryborg.
It says something finance a center
You said work V Y R B U R G
Vryborg no it is fly book go fly book Germany fly book
Okay, the Sun's in the north. I'm just reminding you don't go fly book Germany. What the fuck?
Okay, this has to be some South Africa shit them that it's very dry. There are some trees here and there
It's classy. Yeah, it's a German colony and then in in in in South Africa
The houses are kinda poor.
Okay, he guessed, he guessed, he guessed.
I didn't pay attention and sir...
What's a German colony?
We're driving?
We are driving on the left hand side of the road.
Wait, left hand?
Yes, yes, yes.
Australia!
Australia, bottom right, bottom right, Australia!
There's Germans over there, no?
Okay, it was in South Africa.
It was in South Africa.
Man, I said that!
I watched some historical documentaries and oh man...
Did we win?
Oh no, we got knocked out because we guessed Australia
That was on you
Bro, we literally hired a bro because I remember like watching videos where Germans are settling like in South Africa somewhere like building like
Weird cities and shit. Oh my was it one of those cities chat like was it one of those weird cities, bro?
Was it one of those like sas like we had cities bro? No
No, I would think it was from the from the Dutch from the boys
Ah
Wait, oh my gosh, never mind
Okay, okay, it's exact this is not easy it is your turn
Let's see how you are doing
Time to blindfold buddy. Oh, we should have thought I should have done blindfold and even think about it
I mean I can put on I can put on a blindfold and I can get you on my camera if you want put on the blindfold and get the
God yes, yes
Like oh you're the god. I get to get a
I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting
Why you say I'm getting and you stay in your PC. Do you like are you gonna edit it on like what do you mean?
Can you hear me?
What's that? I had my headphones off. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So we're blindfolded. These are how many rounds did I make on that three?
That was the three round. Oh
Okay, okay. Do you want me to get like video ninja or something like that? Is that the best way?
Or just discord I can use discord too. Let's try this call. Let's try this card. Okay. Okay. I'm there
See
Zeke's act
Fuck so you're sleeping mask. Yes, my sleep mask for
Like early or late
Six thirty am something like that. You a middle of the night yikes. Why am I opening up CS?
That's it. Yeah, bro. I thought yeah, I'm fried bro. All right, but this is gonna be hard for you
I'm gonna lie like your play
Well, I mean depends on okay couple of things only about those for all the people in the past couple of things
Yes, um the driving direction some driving direction
I'll just tell you what I see. All right, what did you play you played no move, right? I
Played no move. Yeah, okay
Yes, put it on all right, uh, why is there no sound when I have the same issue
Do I? How can I see if I have sound?
I have sound.
Okay. Headphones are back on.
Alright. Let me add your cam.
Zigzaggy cam. Zigzaggy. Zigzaggy.
Without the 6-7, it's the real guy.
Alright. Suck.
For a Portuguese the way you pronounce zigzag is ziggy zaggy and I had it on auto dubbed for something
On YouTube and in my intro translate such as Ziggy zaggy
Isn't that cute bro? That is cute Ziggy zaggy. All right
Assis yeah. All right. Wow. What is this high tech sleeping mask, bro? Why is that like setting this one?
Bro, this one was a sponsor I had it has um like a
Like the what are you inside the ears, bro? So I play rain noise while I sleep. It's so nice
You may laugh but go to a hostel if you want one of these I if anyone's snoring this
But also like you have another sponsor that you are you know go a little bit up like put your chest a little bit up, bro
You know what you're wearing right now
mmm am I wearing my Age of Empires shirt yeah yeah yeah
no bro you're wearing Microsoft bro yeah but it's the Age of Empires
what can you guys see Microsoft the Age of Empires, the Age of Empires is too short
oh okay okay wait they made Age of Empires one of the best games of all time
have you ever played that already? mmm no but I have Windows
or you should actually learn Age of Empires
that game is so beautiful one of the best strategy games Age of Empires
is it one of those where you build a city? yeah
I've used to play zigzag wait why do I want do I need to share my screen wait
I'm a dumb as fuck
I've played I've played what is it called I've played I know it's also where
you had to build like a city you know I know I know I never played it though
Is it like I'll share my screens with audio, bro?
Okay, sure. Oh, yeah, yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's good. Can you hear them? No?
Wait, let me I need to block the stream probably one sec. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Stream volume. Okay. Okay. I fixed it. We get we get that we just
Wait, can I add
This may break my whole PC. What if I add the green screen filter to yours as well?
This would probably break drop. I just want to see what happens. Oh
Gosh, so if I go effect filter in video background removal three to one
No way to actually go to it. All right, I think it works. Yo
Wait, are you lagging? Can you like move a little bit like?
move your body yes what the fuck all right easy um he's covering the map wait
you are covering the map I'll put you next to me bro all right let's keep it
all right there we go bro okay um your chillax chillax all right let's go
zigzag best of luck I will try my hardest to describe what I see are you
ready yes yes yes I'm ready let's go it's not gonna be easy no move right and
yes yeah zigzag this is my rank bro don't fuck it up alright here we go if
you just showed what your rank was I have no idea oh you just mean in general
yes I'm I'm trying my hardest I'm gold too so lock him bro we're playing
against God to your people suck let's go zigzag playing against a guy from
Brazil. Okay, keep that in mind. I see houses made out of bricks, but it looks kind of like
a stronghold. The road, it looks kind of nice. It's made out of tear. It's the...
What are the road lines? The road lines that I can see in the back, barely. I see
no yellow if you're asking that. I see maybe some white in the middle. I see on
Yes, but no colors on the license plates, but it could be because it's too far away that I can't make out what it is
Wait, there's a blue stripe blue stripe on the left on the license plates, and the guy's driving like a scooter
Okay, she's gonna okay. What any sum here, so we should be Europe. I guess okay
Behind the blocks is a helio flat. It's pretty fucking flat my driller
Okay
And I see the remind right doesn't remind you of Germany vibes on her. I can't tell you buddy
So, I see some language as well. A331. It's above a house. A331.
It's exact 5 seconds. Let's just go Netherlands. Let's just go Netherlands. Middle.
Buddy. I would have told you if it's the Analyzer's place.
It's nine! It is in the middle of Sweden. And the guy guessed it right.
I see text.
Vereda la fioresta.
It's like to a farm guiding it.
And then I also see...
It sounds kind of Italian to me so far, you know?
Then I also see Cosmipolitana and then it shows an arrow.
One kilometer.
It's like in Spanish.
I actually don't know.
Actually, I'm not the best at just road lines. Just give me the bites there. Yeah, the road lines
It's like it's stripes on the on the edges. Nothing in the middle right now
Maybe not stripes, but it's like
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, actually white ones yeah, yeah, yes, and there's a guy driving on a motorcycle. He's black
We also
We all Senegal we have like a big
Blur on the Google car like it's a really big blur
9. It's almost the least blurry car I've ever seen. And there's like a rat dot towards the end.
And it also has like a speaker on it, it looks like. The shadow it looks like it has a megaphone on it.
Like North Korea type vibes.
Where's the sun? Where's the sun?
The sun is in the southeast but more east. You can't make out bro.
The trees listen to me bro. So the grass kinda looks, the grass, no not dry at all.
The grass kinda looks like very luscious. It's very flat. Everything is flat.
is flat the trees look all different bro it's like some look like savannah some
look like a full like banana tree bro it's very very weird bro is the soil
red the soil no it's not red ah what it's not it's Senegal it feels warm over
there where yeah go Senegal all the way south it's West Africa West Africa all
the way in the West all the way in the West Africa and then go the south of
country. Yeah, sure.
Was it?
No. Columbia.
What was it?
Columbia.
That's just the outside of the road.
It was stripes on the outside.
Like, beep, beep.
OK, I see red soil.
I see gentle line in the middle, like, beep, beep.
And then on the outside, I see different outside luck.
No, no, no.
I see, yeah, just white outside lines.
White, white, white.
Okay, sounds like Brazil's so far, tell me more then.
I see a pole, I see a pole.
The pole...
Is it made of concrete?
Yes, and it has like yellow on it, I think. Black and yellow.
Wait, uh, what?
Uh, go Colombia, or...
Colombia? Is it green? Is the place green?
Yeah, the trees are pretty green.
Okay, go Colombia, go Colombia.
Okay, I went Bogota. Come on.
I'm in Brazil.
What?
It's like yellow and black, bro.
bro okay i said that no no yeah yeah yeah but i'm wondering that's like it that's like a
columbia or perth it's very weird but now it's very like foggy it looks like from a japanese anime
bro i'm not even joking i see a palm tree kina and i see language the language says
uh i can't read it it it has a lot of like curves in it it looks like an among us language
bro okay so similar to maybe Sri Lankan language okay I see a pole I see
the middle line middle and middle line is yellow and outside line is white okay
and I see electricity poles the electricity poles are made out of
concrete I would say they have dots going all the way down dots tiny dots
in it going all the way down I don't think wait I mean you kind of like in
middle like small holes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay this is
Thailand this is Thailand is it hill you're flat it's so it's a lot of water
close by um and and across the water that's a little bit of a hill I would say
little bit okay is it very tropical vibes oh yeah it's really a very tropical
it's super moist over here bro the cams let's go the cams is that I want to
clean it like okay it should be it should be Thailand
I think so we're driving left-hand side of the road. How am I supposed to know that's one car? Can you see any other cars? No?
Okay, that question make no sense. Okay, bro
Okay, bro. Let's go. Let's go southern Thailand on the thin bit
Just the middle of the thin bit of Thailand
Bangkok
No further south on like there, you know like this is a thin bit of Thailand before you get sent to Malaysia
You don't want to go to the lower part you want to go the thin bit
Yeah.
Locked.
Okay.
Come on, man.
Everything he described should be Thailand.
He's aiming for...
Thailand as well.
Ziggs out.
Okay.
Locked in.
Come on.
He might be the North there.
He might be the North.
His head was trough of a bite.
So he'll play the South.
One HP.
Come on, Ziggs out.
No, it's the North!
To be honest, if it was foggy, that makes no sense.
Oh, my bad.
No, no, no.
my bad no no no no you don't be sorry bro don't be sorry but we need to win
the next one you're losing my illo right now we got this bro we got this you
got this we're improving we're improving bro I wanted to tell you so badly that
it's north of Thailand but I can't say nothing that's the annoying part about
the challenge or what was this
Yeah
Oh
Good morning
Show him the locations
Well, wait, can I do wait? Can you say yeah, you can you press continue and then you press? Yeah, you're screen sharing and then you press
Breakdown top right. I see it. Look. Oh, yeah. This was our first one looks exact
this one was already forgot that's a horrible that's another location it was
it's a sweetened how do we get sweet impressive guess he may be cheating so
yeah I fucked up I'm not telling you that there's no yellow on the license
place because you said Netherlands right next time ask quickly if you are
unsure alright second round we completely got it wrong it was this one
Yeah, this one I was thinking Senegal. Yeah, and it was Brazil, right?
This was Columbia. This was Columbia. Yeah, the dashes was just because it was an intersection
But the dashes is like on the side of the road. That's what really sent me in the wrong. Oh, I fucked up then
Okay, that's okay. It's like it's a reasonable mistake reasonable mistake because look I also thought on this side is dashed
You know, yeah, that's just so that's just some dust or something. I think sure. So this was the third round
What is the black and yellow though, what is the black and yellow?
This is where we say Columbia.
True, true.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Yeah, you see?
What am I tweaking?
That's just the shadow, bro.
VAS!
Yeah.
The shadow of what?
So, like, the pole itself has like indents in it, right?
And that's the shadow of each of the indents.
Those black things are just the shadow.
It's literally just the shadow.
But why is a yellow above it?
Because the soil in Brazil is so red that it just gets on everything.
So that's literally just red soil.
Yeah.
Okay, bro, but this was a really bad one, though, because, like, a lot of countries
in South America actually do exactly what you said with black and yellow on the
pole, like Columbia and Peru.
that was kind of a lucky look at this okay yeah this was honestly foggy was kind
of a sell by me but I heard water so I thought it was gonna be near the coast
you get me I mean a our guess was fucking good here but he low key was
cheating bro like in a way he guesses this in gold she went perfect northern
but yeah he went northern that sucks yeah yeah look look look we went the
little nipple like on the water and he went yeah you went exactly where I
wanted you to go. Yeah. And he went doesn't even show. Alright,
no, no, no, look, look, look, this little scammer. Let's go.
Let's go. We'll get him now. We'll get him now. We'll get him
now. You we will do better. Check how how many rounds we
survive. Um, how many was that? That was a lot. Um, that was
like four or five.
Four. Okay, check text count. All right. Here we go. Um,
Let's say that was more.
All right, let's go, Zigzag.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Best of luck.
I got you.
I got you.
You can actually win one like this.
Yes, I'll give you cleaner comes.
I'll give you cleaner comes.
Here we go.
Playing against a guy from Switzerland.
Come on.
I see text.
The text is not from Europe.
It looks Asian, bro.
OK.
It could be Chinese again.
I don't know.
See what's out of the road we're driving.
In Asia, same point.
But zigzag, the cars look kinda boxy to me.
Okay, can you peer through any of the front mirrors?
Okay, anything else?
What are the houses look like?
It's pretty hidden in the back.
The houses are all boxy as well
and they have roofs that are kind of like not as angled,
you know what I mean?
Southern Japan, Southern Japan.
Was that a car?
Yeah, sure.
Come on.
Nice! We did not reach,
but we didn't take damage.
Come on, let's do this, let's do this.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Pfft.
Joe Hannell, that's great.
All right, I see text.
It says Ölver.
It has the unique letter with O
and the double dots on top, my driller.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
The lines of-
Terms of Turkish to me.
The lines of the road in the middle is white,
not fully going through, I think.
It's kinda like long beeps.
And then on the outside,
on the outside, it is filled lines, okay?
Um, very hilly. It looks pretty cool. Is it dry? It's it's it's it's it's cold and green and I see water in the back
No, this is this is I think Austria, maybe I don't see blue on the license plates unless I'm blind fast
Go Austria
Please
Iceland
I actually make sense, Berk.
Again, I can't tell you what it is.
I knew it was ice.
Here we go.
Yeah, I know.
The trees.
You should have known trees.
I see a flag.
It shows like a carpet in the middle.
I don't know if it's the country flag, but it's like a carpet,
like a circular carpet, and then it's yellow.
I also see soil.
It's kind of reddish.
I see language, my Drilla.
The language looks like what?
Something that I haven't seen before.
Uh...
It looks like I'm on a fair where they sell night swords.
Like, I feel like I should be able to read it, but I'm not.
It's like a reversed R as well.
It's really green, but red soil, burning red soil.
And kind of tropical vibes.
What?
Am I hearing a go-oh-mon?
What?
Where's that? Where's that?
Ah, back with...
Salamarsha, Salamarsha, go Salamarsha.
Got it. Got a one.
Silence!
Oh boy, it was...
Okay.
Backwards...
That's in Russian, but...
I'll show you, I'll show you, I'll show you, wait.
Because right now you're making a calling, but I'll show you...
I'll show you what I saw, I'll show you what I saw.
That was on me, I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, so the first one was free, right?
That's my plan, bro.
I'm really trying.
I wanna see the backwards all though, I wanna see it.
You want to see what the backwards are okay wait, so this was
So this was the flag right with the carpet. Yeah, okay. It was just a random Buddhist flag. Yeah, and then
relax, relax and
Then it's my you're not just you're good and then the red soil right boom
Okay, look I
Kind of see it the first one right or maybe the this one
but how do you explain this? I don't really know how to explain this.
But you know what I mean? Backwards are, right?
Look up the Yacht letter in Russian.
Yacht?
Look up the YA and then Russian letter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that, yeah.
That one, second link.
Backwards are, bro.
Bro, this is hard.
I'm just kidding.
Mmm.
Yeah.
This is hard as shit.
Zigzag, I'll fully lock in on the next one, okay?
Zigzag, how would you...
How would you have explained
like what language even is this?
I mean, it would have been fine
if you just said like squiggles or like Asian language
or something like that.
It's Thai language, of course.
The problem with Thai language is it kind of looks different
depending on the font they use.
This is like a weird font. I was about to say that I was about to
Next I'll get that but next time I was I was about to say maybe it would have helped you
I would have said there's
Diamonds laying on the floor on the concrete
mm-hmm, I think it's more important to get like the Sun and the
Soil and the road that's probably the three most important Sun so I wrote I got you zigzag
9. No. Yes. Yellow license plates. Short yellow ones.
Yellow license plates. Short yellow license plates.
Thinking Columbia so far. Do we have any signs where the signpost is painted white?
Say that again.
Do we have any signs? Like stop sign or something like that where the signpost is painted white?
Yes, yes it is!
And then it has a plus on the back of it.
I can't see the back. I can't move but that's why.
That's right Columbia, Columbia, Columbia, Columbia
Is it hillbill flat?
Pretty hilly, pretty hilly
Just get the middle one
Double tower is fine
Oh my god exact, we did damage
It was literally right next to Bigota
Right next to Bigota you're the fuck
Come on, walk in, walk in
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Really deserty, really deserty
I see only palm trees
I see language which looks like
Like hijab, like abudabi, stuff like that, you know?
Arabic? Arabic?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Do we have Romance? Do we have Romance?
Okay, he'll also play.
Yeah, kind of.
Let's go with Southern Oman. Southern Oman, the south coast.
And there's somebody, okay.
Is it Flattal or Healy?
Healy, Healy!
Yeah, yeah, Southern Oman, Southern Oman, on the coast.
Oh, this is so good.
Ah, Northern Oman, the correct country.
country. Is she cheating?
countries I thought more south but it's okay. It's okay.
Lock in lock in lock in lock in.
Uh, like in the middle of the road lines, I see yellow and white.
It's like when you can overtake.
Okay. That's big. That's big.
Green grass.
There's also it's pretty early in the back.
Um, and it looks like nature like like full green.
That's like hadges. What's that? What's that? What's that?
driving what's on what's on no driving son northern northern hemisphere son
son's not in New Zealand but it could be you're going to Argentina as well the
pole the electricity pole is made out of concrete and it has like a metallic
wrapper around it like a small one in the middle it's easy on it's easy to
learn you just okay tell me more about the landscape or do we put the
pressure on how much is it in the back I see a big hill like a big and
And and but it's pretty flat but then a big hill, you know
No, I'm using North Island, New Zealand near the bottom all the way to the west. There's a volcano
You understand me. I see it. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, put that volcano
Oh my god, I thought but yes, bro, Northern Ireland fuck this guy is guessing insane
I think women play made playing in studio if you win the skype level I see three flags
I see Brazilian flag I see flag with blue white blue and a son in the middle I see a lot of flags
This is a lot of flags even European ones and Japan
Um, it says
Decalos
Piluqueria
Piluqueria
Um, and, and, and it looks like
I think so
It's just, it's just, it's just
Yeah
Where's that, where's that
Where do you want me to go?
Where do you want me to go?
One second
Let's go, politicize
Come on
Columbia
My bad
Ah, I got stuck
I saw
I knew it was Spanish
I couldn't
This guy was cheating though, bro
I swear this guy was cheating
I swear this guy was cheap.
We were playing good too.
Bro you were playing fucking insane.
Bro I trolled on the last one so hard bro.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
What is the description of all time Ernie?
Look at the chat, everyone is saying cheater.
Everyone is saying cheater to the enemy bro.
Because he was guessing everything perfectly while playing no move.
So this was the first one right?
We got this one pretty decent bro.
We cooked on that one, we cooked on that one bro.
Yes bro.
I don't troll, I didn't even see that.
Fuck I'll take you lock in next one suck
We were good. We were Oman we said northern Oman, but it was me. We said southern, but it was northern
Yeah, yeah, that's that happens that happens then this one
This one was what New Zealand?
Yeah, this was the New Zealand run. Yeah, like look how good we did bro
Like no move this you know, usually they're brained. I think this guy was reading chat chat
If you stream snap us play with integrity, please like actually
Because this guy was a hundred percent cheating grip
Um, and then we had this oh, I yeah
This one is on me, bro. Okay, that's that's that's not yeah, that's not that's not like
The bridge will flag twice. I should have explained. I mean oh my god, like it was even Switzerland, bro
I just got we didn't have the other license plates everywhere if you looked in the distance
So okay next time I will scream license plates first. All right. Let's go another one another one another one
It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. I'm having a lot of fun.
I'm warning you to win, bro. I'm kind of wondering about it.
We will get a win, bro. We will get a win.
All right, let's go. Back!
Ready.
Playing as a guy from Finland.
Finnish people have integrity.
All right, I see language. It looks Asian.
The language. It's really healthy.
Really healthy.
Yes, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Any cards?
Yes. The cards which side?
One has a yellow license plate. One has a white one.
And it's really boxy.
I would like him to win already.
That's good. That's good. Okay. Okay, so really mountains
Um anything you have okay, I think we're gonna click Nagano
Which is just near Tokyo, but bit up into the left of Tokyo
Nagano
That's just my vibe here. I don't see now gonna off. It's really
It's fine, but I went next to Tokyo come on come on come on. Nice exact Osaka
Lock in with a 1.2k damage 1.2k damage you went north on Japan lock in super super
All right, he's playing with integrity w I see um like the European I would say like where people chill like a
Gathering place. I see cars in the back wide license plate probably I see language
Pluck Tadoisa. I will cause you to see I will spell it for you PLAC
A.C. Spacebar. T.A.D.E.U.S.C.A.
Spacebar. K.O.S.
With a little squiggle on top, I think,
from bottom left to top right, could be wrong.
With a C, then I.U.S.C.
K.I.
Perhaps.
It's sounding Romanian.
It's sounding Romanian to me,
but let's get all the clues.
Let's get all the clues.
Yes, the houses look really interesting.
Like, it looks like they're not just wearing
a normal hat, the house is like a roof
with a different color.
We're wearing a fucking top hat, like these houses have top big roofs bro.
Like massive long roofs bro.
Oh, that could be Romanian architecture.
Sometimes, sometimes you get crazy roofs in Romania.
Like, is it like ridiculously fancy for no reason?
It looks like, like, it looks like Austria kinda, like massive, like fancy weird old buildings like low-key.
Like, I shut, um...
Any poles, any electricity poles?
I see a sweet sign, it's just the European like blockage.
Alright, we have to look something.
European people though.
Okay, southern Romania.
Bucharest?
Yeah, I ran Bucharest.
Come on. It's my best guess.
I couldn't understand what you're saying.
You went Poland?
No, not Poland.
Pshh!
That's my bad.
That might have been easy, sorry guys, I don't know.
I couldn't...
Don't be sorry.
You can only be as good as my comms.
Come on, here we go.
I see.
Language, we start with that.
No, no, no.
We start with...
He likes to split.
White, but very small.
Maybe he's illegally doesn't have a lot of...
I don't know, like...
Yeah, yeah, small white likes to split.
It's very tropical, bro.
Very tropical palm trees, everything.
Very dense with trees.
Sun.
West, northwest.
Then I see text.
Keluraran Zambang.
Keluran Zambang.
Yeah, we're either in Malaysia or Indonesia with that.
And it's like kilometers.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The guy's trying on the left.
No rocket.
Because we're a little bit outside of the city,
it feels like, you know, it's like a rural, every rural.
The houses, they have like bambos,
like one of the houses has bambos.
And then it's on top, it looks like a Japanese house
on top of that.
Oh, let's go.
Indonesia, exactly where it says Indonesia on the map,
like the label of the country.
I'm on it.
Come on, please, please, please.
Yeah, Indonesia, Indonesia.
We still took damage though.
He went, it was at the bottom island, like Jakarta-ish.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Come on.
I see it, it feels, I see road lines in the middle.
Like it's white in the middle and then outside also white.
Stripey in the middle of course.
I don't know where we're driving.
We're driving probably, yeah, I can't tell, bro.
Sun can't really tell, brother.
um poles metallic i think massive electricity pole there's a big one and
there's a small one the daddy of the electricity pole is like metallic kind of
um is it dry vibes is it pretty dry not at all not at all it's i mean no
it's like brazil type vibe but no red soil i think
i wanted to go alive and yeah the houses are like farm-ish all right fast
two seconds pretty green please okay he went full of women follow it was on top
of Indonesia it's like Singapore or something but he was also full of like
he was further away I see a flag the flag top left has like white dots on it
on top of the blue square top left of the flag is a blue square and then the
rest of the flag so that's only the one part of the flag the second part is red
white red white red you know that's it's okay I got it I got it what next
tell me the landscape is it dry or is it really or is it what it is it is pretty
flat pretty flat there's yellow lines in the middle of the road yeah um is it
green yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I would say so yes the
all the trash cans are red
all the trash cans are red
I've never seen that
okay
do we have lots of corn being grown
or is it like no corn?
no it's inside of like a neighborhood
you know?
oh yeah
there's like a store
do we have license plates on the cars?
can you describe them?
license
yeah so this guy is not wearing any license plate
and the other guy
no front license plate?
yeah for real for real no front license plate
and the back one?
oh what?
the back one is like
On the left it's like blue on the bottom it's red and on the middle it's white on the top
It's like red. It's like I don't know it's like custom and then the other guy is like full white small
Yeah, and then let's go Arkansas Arkansas is in the south
No, no, no, no, let's go. Well, yeah, let's go. Let's go Arkansas. Let's go Arkansas. That's Arkansas
In the south of the US
I want Dennis
at least nine almost Indiana Indianapolis good gas good gas what one
Asian we need to lock in we need to lock in Chaisa
let's go let's go as easy this hour I see text it says Robert who
who desnos who desnos and it shows like a maybe a flag I don't know it
shows like on top like white and then red on the bottom and in the middle
is like a dot maybe it's like a button yeah um okay wait no no i see the flag
properly now so it's rude as not and the flag it's it has like a tiger in the
middle who's dancing or something white tiger in the middle are like white
lion who's dancing and outside rat um i don't know the flag okay okay what
about the what about the vibes all the license plates the vibes it's full
neighborhood it's like european tight neighborhood um the guy is walking
his dog the license plate is is white on the right and it has a blue stripe
on the left. Okay, I'm trying to think like do we have roofs? What color are the tiles
on the roof? Ah, zigzag! License plate a lot. Back's license plate is white in the middle
and it has two, it has blue, left side blue, right side blue. Yep, yep, yep, yep, perfect.
We are definitely in France. Okay, do we have roof color? Yeah, brown. Shit brown.
Okay, okay, go middle, middle fronts.
Direct middle.
That should be okay, but brown.
Leon, Leon.
No, this guy's got it though.
He went, he went corn off Switzerland.
He did a little bit of damage, but we're still alive.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's look in.
We'll find, we'll find.
We'll be guessing the runner.
All right, next one.
And it's really flat.
I see water to my right.
There's yellow line in the middle of the roads.
The road signs are green like the direction ones and it says route 49.
Route 49, okay, okay, okay.
I said 490.
Is it dry or quite green?
It's like dry but there's water and it's like dry grass, like brown grass, you know?
Okay, is it a lake or is it the ocean?
With pine trees as well, like a little bit small ones.
It's like a sea, it's like a sea.
the ocean because I see a lot and how dry was it electricity pole is a full
wood like it's over wood and and in the guy's right do we have do we have
kilometers or miles can you see that root 490 it says and I can't see if
kilometer that's nine it's green single line or two yellow lines two
yellow lines in the middle okay USA USA probably I think it's an
intersection like it's good to try it I'm thinking like Idaho in the northwest of
the US we need to find a lake that's kind of big how like how many like when
you say it's flat describe the landscape of it almost reminds me of Greenland
kind of like you know like it's it's really scenic long lasting like long
lasting big hill in the back it's almost like where we are at is like surrounded
by like a hill like in the far back like everywhere like Canadian Farness it
feels like you know it's like far everything is far yeah the guy like
fishing like is it more like Rossi or is it more dusty it's like dusty and
grassy modular it's like both okay okay okay I want I want you to guess southern
Idaho okay I see a lake next to the lake you found it yeah found you found
Idaho I saw it yeah just the lake just the lake in southern Idaho
okay that's what did my last get sounded like to me but please please please
Imagine
It was what I've never had this in japan. It's top right of us. It's like son. Pierre Miquelon
Son Pierre Miquelon. Whoa. I was new fee crazy. What is okay? I won't see that round there. I want to see that one you can learn
You was Canada. I would know that might be Canada, but oh
I see why he said it was kind of dry. It was kind of dry
So this was the first one right this was Japan easy close. That was chill. Yeah, that was second one bang
We made a lot of hours in this one. Yes. Oh, this is crazy Rubz. You're right
Right like look at the top hat right. Can I see the language as well? I kind of threw on the language here
Because a lot of
Words ending SCA in or
Like the second one kind of look for a million, but anyway, I threw on this I threw on that one
No, I threw, chat is, I said it wrong, apparently.
I said, I said, I said set instead of Z, like,
because German pronunciation, like I fucked up.
Um, then this one, this one was Philippines, right?
This was the Indonesia.
Yeah, this was the Indonesia.
And yeah, like your description was actually good
for this one.
I probably could have gotten closer.
No, we were pretty fucking close.
i'd maxed
uh... boom
what was this one again
but it's just a little bit this is malaysia this is uh...
this is on uh... this is sarah wacken malaysia
sarah wack how do you know that
because this uh... top of policy nicta sarah wack
but how can i describe that i i described like it that you can't put it
possible
unless you're not a program can tell me it's the sarah wack hold on this
new
park
then we have this we made a lot of rounds in this one a lot of rounds because the guy wasn't cheating
bro yeah the u.s. flag you caught that and then suck of course if i can see it i know it's going
to be in that area and yeah this had to be scared but again yeah that was another one no no no no
that was those it was too hot that and this this one yeah roo this one was france middle of france
that was good but the tile color really helped us get closer because otherwise i might have
Mexico north that's insane. I didn't even know that that's the thing in France the different regions have different towel colors
So South Southern part is like shit brown roofs
More likely. Yeah, where's the northern parts more likely to have black, but it depends on the region interesting
Well, we got some more we can remember bro. I don't know like I didn't know this but they're saying this is the Leon flag
I've no idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that guys Leon Leon. We will remember that this one
man okay this was hard to describe because but the thing is true oh we got
unlucky we got lucky it's actually single yellow line but I think they
repainted it you get me because of interstate we got super lucky I said
one and then I said it splits into two or something but it was like I should have
but even here's the problem here's the problem only even if I knew it was
single yellow line like it actually was I would have made you go to the west
instead of the east because of the landscape.
Shit sir.
We're saying Sean, the yellow sign.
What sign are you talking about, Shaden?
Oh, the yellow sign.
This yellow sign that we had at the start.
I think you looked at the start of the round.
Up on the intersection where you had the sign.
That yellow sign
is unique to Newfoundland.
Fast?
Yes.
But you would not...
If we were close and you described it,
I've known it was the Nippon Road sign, but we were too far away because it's okay.
Imagine it's the round right now. Imagine you don't know the sign. Close your eyes and I describe the sign like this.
What do you guess it?
Ziggzack, I see a sign. It's on the left side. It's like a dance pad.
Arrow to the left and then arrow to the right on the outer right and then in the middle
It has like a little route sign almost like you have four fat in Germany like you can go first.
No, no, no, no, I definitely wouldn't have understood. I'm very confident I wouldn't have got it.
Then we don't have to be mad at it.
All right. Yeah, we're there.
It's exact. We can win a fucking game.
Let's get it. Let's go, bro.
Let's lock it down, bro.
I want to keep trying.
It's fun. We got this shit.
I like that you're not bad.
Seven rounds was not bad, but I'm also hungry.
Come on. Let's go, bro.
All right.
Two yellow lines in the middle.
Good. Good.
No outside lines.
Also, we're driving on the right.
License plate on the front of the car is short and white.
I don't see any color on this one.
Perfect. Perfect.
Sun. Sun. Sun. Sun.
Sun is east.
And it's like kind of green, like there's trees around almost like a European road, you know, like there's no another house is like very
sparely, there's a house here and there.
What?
It's like villas.
Huh?
Quite flat.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Max flat.
Max flat.
Like the highway is full flat.
I see a sign in the back and it's like a yellow sign.
That's like not diamond shaped.
It's like route shaped, you know, like a yellow route shape.
Well, like that should be US.
It's probably a no overtaking sign, I think.
Okay, I think we're in the United States. I think we should put the pressure on here, man. Is it farmland or just grassland?
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's like rich people living like outside of the cities like it's like some urban. Yeah
Yeah, like my I could be here
Yeah, okay, let's go in the middle of the United States. I want to just guess like Kansas City or something
But it's really green, my G. It is really green, like a lot of trees, like almost, yeah, like green, green.
Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Let's go further east. Let's go like...
Let's go like Indianapolis and Indiana, where we had the other round before.
Locked.
Come on, sir.
I think that's a decent guess. It should be at least like somewhat close. If it's super flat, just...
Kind of.
He's also going. He's going Michigan, Wisconsin, so he's thinking the same.
It was Winnipeg and Scott, uh, uh, uh, uh, Canada.
Winnipeg
Make sense make sense
Not too bad not too bad
All right, I see um
It looks like a city
With a lot of brick houses everything is bricked up
Rat
Rat break and
The lines on the road are white in the middle. They're short shrubs like beep beep and very thick
The license plates are very unique. I've never seen this. It is white license plates blue on the side right on one side and red text like what?
Belgium license.
Is it flat or healing?
It's like inside of the city and it's pretty flat I would say pretty flat. It's like flat city.
Slam North Belgium
Russell to Antwerp.
Antwerp.
Let's see.
Do we have Dutch as the question of Flemish?
Yes, we have Flemish.
Then we have F5 again.
No way.
He knows as well.
No way.
Bro, is he googling?
We may be facing another cheetah.
It was Mr. It was Mayorhout.
We are very close. Very close. We are 26 kilometers away.
44, sorry, 44.
Super. Super. Super.
All right, um, okay, I see a red soil
I see no lines on the road the guys are driving on the right
I see a police car police car
Has is the Toyota and it has on top right on the right
It's on the on the right side. It's a red siren on the left. It's blue in the middle
That's like for peace. We're in Nigeria. We're in Nigeria. The piece of black
Could be could be I can't see them inside of the car
It makes sense. It makes sense for Nigeria's football. Mmm. Is it flat or healing? It's very wet. That's what I can tell you
That's like very wet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's just rain, bro
Like it's and it's storming right now. No countries palm trees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have we have palm trees
Is there is the place called black or white? It's white, bro
And the swole is red. Let's go southeast Brazil. Uh, southeast Nigeria. Sorry, southeast
Nigeria. Is that South America? No, it's in Africa, West Africa. Southeast, okay? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. So like, not too far from, there's like, Port Ha, Port Haquot, you're gonna go
above Port Haquot. Okay, I'll have a look. What? Has to be correct, right? Oh, yeah,
I mean, he's guessing perfectly.
It was a really good guess, but he's trolling.
All right, I see, bro, I think he's snapping.
I see a road, which is, it's like no signs
in the middle of the road, nothing.
The car is, so the cars have a license plate
and it looks really old and it has,
It's white and on the one side it's blue, you know?
There's one guy farming chickens.
It's pretty...
It's a blue strip license plate, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's pretty hilly in the back.
It's like very old, everything.
Could check you, maybe?
I couldn't find it, I went to Romania.
Oh, Serbia! Very good.
We did damage, we did damage, we did damage.
It was Serbia, it was...
Check the order, man.
Yes, it was.
Okay, so I see in the so it's going really uphill on this road. I see in the middle white lines and
it's
And I see language the language says a and
T e k a but the chaos like a little squiggle at the top right and the end is really clean
The N is like a almost like a where you pass through you know like
and
and take a
Poland, maybe?
And...
It's the last time I've got a Poland.
That's it.
I've got Poland. Okay, he's putting pressure on.
You think it was your luck?
I think it was Fulik. Yeah, but I can't say it, you know what I mean?
Can I say it, Chet? Do I have to?
You could have said like the ends, like the wrong way around.
I was just saying Fulik, I was just saying Fulik.
Fuck this guy.
Anyways, bro, this guy was cheating.
Like, bro, he doesn't deserve to play another round.
Here we go, let's hope...
I don't even know you can say this, bro.
We just reek you, just reek you.
Yes, fuck that guy, bro, actually.
Guys, if you kill W, respect for German.
Let's go. Alright, let's look at it. I see it is full dry.
Full dry, the houses, that's almost like a newly built school like Kaisenach was here.
Compared to clothes hanging on a rack, it is pretty greenish.
I see palm trees, but it's very dry. It's like green but dry.
The sun is southwest, I would say.
say. And I see language. It says. Selamat menunaykan. Ibadah puaza. I see no one.
Either Indonesian or Malaysian. Okay. Are the tiles on the roof? Are they tiles or
is it sheet metal? Sheep metal. Sheep metal. Sheep metal.
We're in the middle of Indonesia on Borneo, the main island, the biggest island.
I hope this is the biggest island. Please, please!
Yes, pretty good guess.
Bangka-Beli-Tung Islands.
Oh, Bangka-Beli-Tung, okay, yeah, yeah, not too bad.
Bro, metal sheets, what the fuck?
Alright, here we go.
Yeah.
Okay, I see, uh, it's all very, very dry.
Yeah, and very far.
There's hills in the, in the farness.
There's language, okay.
Empieza ahora esa historia que quieres vivir.
Yeah?
Okay, so not like Spanish to me.
Okay, that's dry, you said.
It's a spanco del pacífico.
The pacífico, okay, so probably chili or Peru or something.
Okay.
They're driving on the rice.
Yeah?
Okay.
In the middle line, white oil.
Yellow.
Probably Peru.
Okay, do we see mountains over to the east?
To the east.
Eee on the back far far way though far okay, is it just sandy but there's mountains everywhere bro um
Yeah, okay very sandy like very dry sandy
Any palm trees and no green grass like dry grass palm trees. I can't see no
Just occasional you said it was green grass on green grass no green grass at all dry grass fully dry out dried out like
Gray, I want to go
And where was this time? Okay. Yeah, I want to go north Peru near Ecuador on the flat bit. Let's try
Like chic-lyo chic-lyo, but a little bit further up
It was bottom of Ecuador 4.1k with 300 kilometers away. We're rolling him right now
Yes, come on. So I see I see white lines in the middle of the road like I see license plates
Which is the European one? It's like blue and white I see a truck
Which says ww dot group of scamo dot com group of scamo and also says seamo
Re-cambio blah blah blah
Mechanica general and it's has some special like the a has bottom left to top right, you know a
Hey, bottom left.
Oh, right, gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
And it's an open house, like open cellar.
The buildings are very weird.
They're all just rectangles.
Rectangle buildings.
Wait, no roofs that are like etched.
It's rectangles, all rectangles.
Southern, they know the Canary Islands,
because that accent's definitely in Spanish.
So I see like a hill in the back.
Is it over a volcanic?
Do we have any like black soil or anything like that?
I can't see, I'm in the city and I don't know like...
It is...
The buildings are all black, yeah?
What is all white?
Like the buildings, they're all white?
No, no, no, no, no, no, they're like muddy brown,
like muddy, muddy, muddy and white.
I want southern Spain, I think,
but I could be tripping there.
Okay.
I want southern Spain.
Ziville? Oh well.
That kind of area is fine, yeah.
Hmm, I'm worried though.
Don't be worried. Oh, the ultimate there.
Top of Spain, top of Spain. Not a bad guess. Not a bad guess.
That's fine, that's fine.
Come on.
Maybe the architecture I should have known.
Okay, that's fine. We got this one.
Alright, wow. We're in the middle of nowhere in like a forest.
It almost feels like...
Tropic-ish, but also European-type vibes with some of the trees.
Like, for sure there's fresh air here.
I see a car. The car has an only white license plate, like it's white.
You know, okay, um and it's great up one guy has like a motorcycle
There's like a grandma chillin the grandmas kind of
What?
We have any work. No, but we have a chicken jockey on the middle of the fucking like weird ass road
Like it's outside of the city. You know what I mean like fully do we have any how long is the license plate short long or short?
Little bit short shorter than Europe
Do we have any clothes outside?
Do we have any sun?
No, it's cloudy, it's cloudy, it's cloudy.
And the trees are really, really kind of high.
Like European high, you know?
And there's a lot of grass.
Like a lot of grass in this forest-ish area, you know?
This is hard, man.
The houses could be like...
The houses?
Yeah, the houses are like white.
Every house is white.
And the half of the tiles, half of the roof, is like metal sheet and half of it is like brick
But very old brick
Like, you know, the electricity pole is like...
Yeah?
Yeah? What kind of...
Please, what?
I want to go Southern Brazil
I want to go Deep South Brazil
Deep South
But I could be completely trippin' there
I fucked up, I think
Pfft...
Nain
Ahhhhh
Indonesia, Indonesia, Indonesia
Ahhhhh
Well I've well I've
I was thinking it
We need to lock in, we need to lock in, we need to lock in. That was my bad.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
No more breath, no more breath.
Come on.
Alright, so it is very green grass, the most lime green grass I've ever seen.
No road signs, because we're a little bit outside, you know, like it's zero lines
on the roads.
I see some like structure of like stone, like it's like stony, but all is green,
like there's moss on the stones, you know?
Okay, okay, I'm standing, I'm standing, where's son?
It's, so it's very cloudy first of all. Sun is south, sun is south.
And there's trees, it's high trees.
I'm kind of over-driving because it looks like almost only one car can fit on this road.
Like it's a small road in the middle of nowhere. There's like just green farnes everywhere.
But it's kind of silly as well. It's like going up, down, up, down, you know?
But not a high element, like not high...
Scotland, baby. They have a Scotland.
Do we have anything else?
There's an actress in the poll that is just a wooden thing like, yeah.
Yeah.
With black eyes.
I want to go Scotland, but I'm worried about Ireland.
But I want to go Scotland, yeah.
The middle of Scotland?
Scotland?
Should I say?
Like, like a bit, no, no, no, no.
Found it.
Oh my gosh.
Please?
Nice, I'll talk.
Let's go.
Holy fuck.
It's the sound of West Holland.
I can't lie.
That's how West Holland is.
Nice.
Come on, come on.
Alright, so I see two white lines in the middle of the road and then outside as well two white like white line one, white line one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, I see car, um, the cars, caff, I don't know
I see text, oh god, it says dot pl, dot com dot pl, globtrans, on one of the trucks
Is it really?
Hmm, yeah, yeah, it makes a point, is it really or fun?
Very flat
Okay, go middle, go middle, go middle.
That's a good middle.
Please, can we have a truck driver on vacation, please?
Nice, baby. It's Potsnaum, Potsnaum. We did it.
Come on. We're still alive.
Come on.
This guy's not being nice when he's doing these things.
Oh, here we go. Oh, wow. This one is weird.
It almost looks like there's a Grand Canyon in the back, like, but small and small.
Um, it's very dusty. The sun is southeast.
East.
Some south.
South-east.
Ah, the car.
The car is like, ha ha ha.
I've seen this one, but I can't say.
So I see like, if I go fully, if I go drop down angle
from the top of the car, like drop down,
I see like it's blurred in the middle,
and then I see one rot, top left, one rot, top right,
one rot, bottom left, one rot, bottom right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, but that doesn't necessarily help.
Is it Körgisant?
Körgisant, no?
Kyrgyzstan
Kyrgyzstan
Nekhzysan
Nekhzysan
NOOOOO
Was it?
I think I went the wrong side
It was Kyrgyzstan bro, but he got it even better
It was literally next to the fucking sea bro
We almost had that
Nooo
Haha, we alive
No, we're not
Haha, that's funny
Alright, let me show you, let me show you this last one, bro
Guys, please, like, if you get into our game, like, don't think like
Oh my god, I need to look clever for this chat.
Like bro, like you're just cringe if you seem to snap.
But I think he was legit.
Ah, check this out, bro.
Fuck, man.
Bro, that was hard because that was very warm.
Like, you're right.
It kind of looked a little bit like Grand Canyon, you know what I mean?
I thought he would never beat Kyrgyzstan.
Like, I thought he would never guess Kyrgyzstan, bro.
I'm shocked that he did.
Like, maybe he was snapping.
I feel like in Gold Division a lot of people know that one now.
What?
Actually?
Yeah, I do.
Well, it's just like, we have to go again.
I'm sorry, maybe they're holding your hostage. All right, let's go
When you need a water break, let me know bro, let's go
It's yellow blue white all right, so I see um sun north
Um, I see a sign that says railway. It has a stop sign like a European stop sign. Yes, the rail
We are
On the left. Yes, and white line in the middle like no outside lines though
Really flat I see in the back like a mountain ish what red soil on it
nah
Like gravelly soil like it's like like a little bit and it's like grass
Trish, we have any trees. Yes. Yes. Kind of a little bit like a patches of trees
All right, man. Are they very white at the trees very white? No, they're southern Australia southeast Australia southeast, Australia
Yeah, I got it. I got it
Nice I thought next to my gun. Oh my god. Oh my god
It's not how much damage how much damage
Wow, not much. She's at 5,000 HP fucking um, okay
So I see soil kind of reddish could be reddish. I think reddish. There's also text okay text says
Zala gate Malindi two kilometers hundred six kilometers, and so on it's like on a rock
It's almost like Melindy Melindy Melindy southeast Kenya Kenya
On the coast on the coast on the coast
Melindy is on the close. I put on the pressure. I put on the pressure. Fuck. I should have looked Melindy
I'm sorry
Fuck, she has no idea. She's looking at the sun. She's clueless!
She's so stupid. Sorry.
No, Swatinya!
Damage. Damage!
Minus 2k. Minus 2k.
Okay.
She's at 2.8k HP.
Well, why is she gonna... I thought they were in Prikka's tunnel.
It looks like it's about to, like, storm kinda. Like, it's wet over here.
But I don't see puddles. It's also um, so it's very far everything is very far
It's almost like Greenland-ish, you know, but it's green the soil is here kind of red on this little like side road
I see not a lot of cars. It's like yellow line in the middle. No white line in the middle, bro
Um dash dash dash white line. What is dashed?
Like like it's like it's like dotted
Yeah, but far dotted like be
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you check the Guka? Is the Guka black?
No, but it has like a weird bit that I've never seen.
It has like a yellow and blue thing in the back, I think.
Yellow, blue. Like a little thing.
No idea, bro.
Okay. Yellow and blue.
I wanted to go... I wanted to go...
We were going under Brazil. I wanted to go...
We were going under Brazil.
Okay.
Bro, I could be trippin' there.
What is this?
She went north of Europe.
Faaasssss! Faaasssss!
ZIGZACK WHAT
IT'S ME
She's saying dab and she doesn't even know that you're fucking blind for the first time
Oh man, let's go
Let's go
What
ZIGZACK with almost
Look at this, look at this
What
That's all that
For a good description, when you said it was all about the rain
I was like immediately Urgwap possible here
Then you said Watt dashes
I was like still possible. He said wrote you a little bit of red soil, but it looks like Greenland
Brought insane. Oh
My gosh, you know, this is too much fun. We rounded her blind
That is it. Wait, that is it wait
That's a three-rounder. Oh
My gosh, dude, I'm not that we'd be three rounding anyone today
But your comms weren't go to especially on the Kenya, bro. Oh, you were goaded. How do we see wait? So
First one we were off by how much first we were off by
500 like we got 3.7 K points. That's respectful same country everything
4.5 K into 4.5 K that
Blindfolded
Oh my god, yeah, I'd rule around to write look at this one. Look at this one, bro
How you instantly recognize the fucking city like what?
She's with chopped ass comes me fucking three round of her. You know, this was fun
You're smarter than the fucking AI that I use by the way, bro the fucking
Fucking Jenny and shit, bro like oh hell no, bro. Oh hell no, bro
When I asked Jennifer for advice, but she was not cooking shit.
She was not cooking shit.
Right, Jenny was kind of chopped, and she was alright.
Alright, what time is it for you?
It's 3.46am now.
Maybe keep the sleeping mask on, buddy.
6 seconds.
Let's keep playing, let's keep playing.
Wait, actually!
We can.
I don't want to fuck you up, we can also continue tomorrow, like another segment
if you want.
No, I'm awake right now. I'm awake right now. Let's just do it, man
Wait for how long for how long I?
Could play hmm. I could play at least an hour for sure
It's like then we have to do something different, bro
We have to all different you in a tired mood, bro
Do you remember when we reacted to this one video bro often possible places?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you mind if we watch another one?
I would 100% be down, I would 100% be down, because the last one right, he was only talking
about the places that, you know, like the top 10, but he didn't actually go anywhere.
You gonna show me one where he actually went somewhere?
I don't know if we want to do that, because the ones where like, which he show, like
when he goes somewhere, he only shows one place where he goes, you know?
What do you prefer?
Like the, wait, I'll show you his channel, right?
What is it?
Just show me one that you really love, bro.
The one that you haven't seen it, whatever.
Wait, 1v100?
Well, I forgot about that.
Let's do that tomorrow, bro. No, I'll be back. That's too much. That's too much
We do that in so tomorrow, bro
Because that's like right now I would have to be in VC with a hundred people zigzag like we already the challenge
We need to chillax a little bit low-key. I need to at least
Yeah, I agree. We do that tomorrow check. We do that tomorrow W in the moral tomorrow 1v100 bro 1v100
It's it's look look look. So wait look. These are the ones that we have, bro
Like these are the ones that that are like the most go-to videos
Even more impossible to reach places, but these gotta be crazy six million views. I haven't seen this one
Yes, yes
Yes, yes
And the ones where he goes to
Literally as most of you video I discovered impossible geometry, but you decide bro. What speaks to you of these thumbnails
I'm looking more you saw the whole maximum security ancient ruin what no working video
number two even more impossible to play it to reach places I think that's oh my god
I would want to watch as well okay good good things like let's sit back relax when you
look at the monitor, look at the monitor.
Is it not on the left or on the right?
What do you mean? I'm watching a stream.
Where's your monitor? When you watch the video, where's the monitor?
Oh, what do you mean? Like this right here is my monitor.
Okay, okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Ted, we're not doing a modular right now.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Even more impossible to reach places.
We have to crown our winner at the end again, which one we would want to visit, okay?
Okay, here we go.
Chad, these are places that you will never see in your life with your own eyes, bro.
Here we go.
Hello, and welcome to even more impossible to reach places on Google or HIPAA.
These locations represent some of the most interesting parts of our planet that remain
mostly unexplored to this day.
The danger and difficulty required to visit these locations have left many of them
Shrouded in mystery this top 10 list is the result of extensive research
Scouring Google Earth and contributions from you all I have already stood at the edge of number five
And number one is probably the strangest landscape in the entire world
Home to a lost civilization
And where I would love to explore more than anywhere else
even oolac on sis
what is number 10 is kassar draw in northern algeria this massive three
story fortress stands alone and endless expanse of sand is Sahara desert no one
knows exactly who is exact why is this there well there were like civilizations
out here right the the malians they have they had a big civilization in west
Africa so maybe they had to do it or something what the hell I would have
This is like for a movie set or something, bro. Maybe they cast it for doon over that. I think it's gonna be ancient
I think it's gonna be ancient from like the from like the Middle Ages
I'm guessing doon from 2000s created it when or why?
It may have served as a defensive structure for the ancient trading routes of nomads through the Sahara
But it's unique geometric architecture. Well, this is the presence of Jewish symbols only add more questions
What the nearest human settlement is a small town over 20 miles to the west and there are no roads
anywhere nearby. However some intrepid explorers have managed to get here to
photograph it via plane and ATVs in recent years. As we will learn, travel in the
Sahara Desert is treacherous for many reasons. Number nine is astronaut
Canyon on Daven Island of Northern. Did you know that due to like global
temperatures going up and down at certain points the Sahara Desert has
been like a rainforest and they dig down the layers yeah fact they dig down the
layers and they can find like the sediment of like old you know what do
you say like biological remains of like forests this has been a rainforest at
some point yeah it would go it would it would go through cycles of being a
rainforest to being a desert it has apparently happened multiple times
that's just something I found out like years ago so I can't exactly remember
about something like that.
What?
The Amazon jungle will be a desert eventually.
Why is that happening?
It's exact.
Why?
It's just the way rain patterns change when the global
temperature goes up and down.
Because you think about, yeah, things are getting warmer
now, but they also used to get cooler as well for the
ice ages and stuff.
And so you've got to think about it.
If the whole top of the earth is the ice age, then
Because the Sahara Desert, which is closer to the equator, is going to get more of the
rainfall, right?
Because it's going to get colder, and that would, I guess, cause it to become green.
That makes sense.
But I don't really know.
I'm just footballing here.
But I know for a fact that it used to be a forest.
Crazy.
On Devon Island of Northern Canada, this immense and starkly beautiful canyon gets
its name due to its resemblance to surface features observed on Mars it is a frigid and
inhospitable place oh my god this just reminded me of
hospital it's resemblance to it looks like the fucking when you crit someone an eln ring
with the you know what I mean chat the the the bag of talisman bro if you know you know
restore HP on crits baby get me in chat top one if you know what I mean bro am I autistic
surface features observed on Mars. It is a frigid and inhospitable place, completely devoid
of terrestrial life. Researchers study it as an Earth analog for Martian exploration,
making it a unique site for understanding planetary geology and Martian astrobiology.
I found it while playing a game of GeoGuessr.
VAS!
No way!
Ha ha ha!
SIGS-X!
My god!
Did you ever have this?
We gotta collab with this guy, we gotta get him on!
You have to collab with this guy!
You two are 2 vs 1 me!
Oh ho ho!
Imagine 2 vs 1, you two are against me!
SIGS-X have you ever been here in Geogasa?
No, because if you look, this is like unofficial coverage.
So when we play pro games and stuff, we're only using Google coverage.
But this, I can just tell by the quality of the camera that this is taken by like user generated content.
You get me?
Ahhhhhhh, he's playing like a customer.
I don't think I ever had this specifically because it's rare to get if you actually play competitive.
No, no, no, but this could be like, you see how he plays the fucking Google Street thingy?
Like...
Well, you can still get this on Jirga, so you can get it.
It just has to be on like a custom map.
Oh, okay.
You would never get on Jules.
You would never get on Jules, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Because someone is saying that, what's his name?
Rainbolt had it, they're saying.
I don't know if that's true.
Yeah, it could be, yeah, it could be true, it could be true, yeah.
I mean, there are places, there are some like other places with official coverage up in far, far North and Canada like this.
So yeah, it's possible.
Cosmia's saying this is Iceland.
It looks like Iceland, but it's way too dry.
Look, Google has Street View here.
Following the track of Street View gives you an insight into the only method of reaching this place.
Boy, looks like a ton of fun.
The nearest human settlement, Grice Fjord, is more than 500 miles away and a special research permit is required from the Canadian government to visit.
Number eight is Arnhem.
Grice Fjord actually does have Street View, Google Street View.
Really?
What is your vacation type? What do you like? Is it like beaches or is it like Iceland?
Mountains. Mountains.
I just visited Georgia. I was telling you about that last time.
country I've ever visited.
What's your traveling Instagram again?
Zigzags, but my channel with YT at the end.
Yeah, I can show you guys some places I've been.
I haven't done the most insane travel,
but I've been some cool places, though.
Well, this looks like from the channel
that we just watched, like some weird shapes.
Loi, where's this?
Oh, yeah, that's in my home state of South Australia.
Loi.
This is all South Australia, yeah.
Oh
Will you travel a lot? No
Five weeks
Can you put on a chess screen?
Can you put on a chess screen so I can...
Wait, what? How were you watching my shit before?
You were sharing screen, but you were sharing window
Ah, different window
Chad, look at this shit
Bro, you're traveling so much, wait
You were five weeks ago here
No, I just did a big dump
I just did a big dump, I suppose, because I was behind
Dude, we had a koala on my street this week
No cap, three outside my house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Altar!
Where do you think koalas come from?
That's sick!
Bro, koalas are so cute, bro.
But they sleep all day.
They don't do anything.
What the fuck?
Lazy bum.
It's locked in, bro.
This is Kangaroo Island.
Is that also Australia?
Yeah, this is the last repose of all of my states.
South Australia.
Bro, Australia is pretty nice, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
It is nice, man, especially if you know what to do.
Okay, but yeah, yes, I'm Georgia.
No, Vancouver.
What?
This is Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. That's where my grandpa lives.
I'm a Canadian citizen too.
What the fuck?
Japan.
That's also my city, Adelaide.
What the fuck, bro? I'm chopped.
Oh my gosh!
Dude, this place is beautiful. This place is beautiful.
It's the Grampians National Park.
Oh, thank you for the follow. I got you. I got you. She's that's Len. He's the he's the best German German player
Okay, okay second best second that's my bad, but you should do a club with him best first second best
This is one of my best friends one of my bet we met on G. I said bro
We met before I had a YouTube channel and now he has a hundred K subs and I have 300 K and we're and like
We're both doing it full-time. It's so insane, bro. I'm how do you meet on Geo gas up?
We met doing like a reddit league against each other
That's absolutely insane. That's whole shit. Yeah, bro. That's what it's it's so insane. It's so insane man
I love that guy
All right, sick
She's for traveling his life for us. Well, that's one of my favorite things. It's really one of my favorite things
So it's a blast. I've done a lot what I did. Yes. Yes
Canadian government to visit
Number eight is the Arnhem land in the northern territories of Australia
On him. I'm good. This looks well worn. Oh wait, you have sound and all what?
Yeah, but I'm getting double some I'm getting myself through your stream. I got you got to say that
This is not an 88% stream when there's an issue you just say pause
Let's fix it. No, no, I only just started since you give it
It only started since you give it to Insta. Ah, that fixed it fully
It should look bad. It's a guy. Look at the scratchers. Yeah for real. Bro, I bought an AKK sodden this week
That was like my biggest yeah my biggest counter strike, you know
What'd you say purchase in a couple years? Blue Jam?
No, but it has a blue on the top. It has a bit of blue. I can tell you the pattern idea if you want
What is it? What pattern?
Pattern it is
Pattern nine four eight
Nine four not a blue. Yeah, not a blue. Yeah, no
Okay, I mean that's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice
Shisei, bro. If you and my chat right now, you're what do you think about my AK bro? I would cook you
If you like it, that's nice
It's not the scarf, man.
It's not the scarf, man.
I'm doing my best out here, man.
We can't all bow like you, man.
Stop, stop. Let's see.
The immense expanse of rock, rivers and jungle,
east of cockatoo.
Why are those lines before he explains?
Is it because of water?
I think it might be to do with glaciers.
Wait, no, but this is a flat area.
Then I'm not sure.
Then I'm not sure.
Maybe Airport.
National Park.
Kappa.
Caught my eye on Google Earth.
This place is reserved for the aboriginal peoples of North Australia, including Beninj
and Yolngu people.
I don't know.
Wait, Australia?
Yeah, this is Australia.
Ziggs, go there!
This, this, honestly, I'm serious.
This could be a place where you're not allowed to visit unless you're aboriginal.
Beninj and Yolngu people who have lived there for tens of thousands of years.
Deep in this labyrinth of sandstone exist perhaps the oldest evidence of ancient artwork and
stoneworking in the entire world.
Dating back over 25,000 years ago, most of it is probably undiscovered to this day.
The strange crisscross geology would make traveling through the interior almost impossible.
As this is Australia, it is filled with some of the most deadly animals in the world.
Furthermore, it goes through intermittent periods of extreme flooding and intense drought.
Permission is required from the aboriginals from outsider to come here. Yeah, that's what I know
And within this almost 10,000 square mile expanse
There is no infrastructure the aboriginal people are the only ones who have a knowledge on how to survive and explore this place
And they have done an amazing job of preserving the ancient secrets. I don't get it, bro
How does Australia work like this? This
What is aboriginals?
Like okay average the Aboriginal indigenous people. That's the people who lived there before any Europeans arrived
So they people say they came like
60,000 to 40,000 years ago something like that
through Indonesia on the land bridge and then the ocean closed back up and then they were you know trapped on Australia
so that's the indigenous people it's like
like 200 different indigenous tribes or something like that on Australia and
And yeah, that's like they make up like 2% something like that of Australia's population
Something like that now and they live in the north like separated
They live everywhere in Australia, but in the outback. There's definitely more
Interesting but they have internet in the outback and stuff or is it like full rudimentary?
No, right the people the way he was saying now definitely no internet
But like it depends where you live in the outback like if you live in a town
Yes, if you live really on like the on a station like on a farm or like on the land then
No, no, no contest right bro. No contest right no Geo. No, no
Capstone or Geo guys. Yeah, that's
Interesting. That's a good. It's in its depths. It was a toss up between this region and the nearby Buccaneer Archipelago
a jaw drop
ego
I'm pretty sure it's pronounced acapelego.
Citroen in the nearby Buccaneer archipelago.
That sounds kind of wrong.
I have to check it.
Acapelego.
Acapelego.
Acapelego.
Wait, switch it to American.
Wait, that was the British pronunciation.
Archipelago.
Yeah, I'm not tripping. Good. Easy.
A jaw-dropping expanse of tropical coastline with over 800 islands and oceanic peninsulas
and home to phenomenon like the horizontal falls.
Deep in the bays here, you could find pristine beaches that almost no humans have ever set foot.
But ultimately, it is possible to visit this place if they hide all their boat tour or charter.
So it didn't make the final cut.
Oh my god, you can go to the catapult!
yo what bro that is clean pull up pull up yeah I need to check out Australia
bro like I have to pull up yes dude road trip come on I'm gonna say I can
throw the good places I'm just saying I've never done a road trip
she's your key crater I appreciate if I come to Australia I appreciate that
I appreciate that. I will let you know. I will let you know. I'm serious. I'm serious. Off is that. Okay. Okay. No to notice
Hmm in southeastern Siberia. It was actually mentioned by the third view in my last video
So, thanks y'all. This is a bizarre 130 foot tall and
520 foot wide
Pile of shattered limestone what deep in the Tiaga forests of Siberia
This is an asteroid or what? Yeah, meteor, meteor strike, yeah.
Yeah, Russia. It was probably formed around 250 to 350 years ago and was first known to
the local Venk people who strictly avoided it and believed it was a place of evil. The
first researchers stumble upon it was a geologist in 1949 and since then only a couple expeditions
have managed to reach it, but those have only raised more questions than answers.
For example, in 2005, a geophysicist on his way to study it, Evgeny Vorobyov, inexplicably
kicked the bucket about three miles away from reaching it.
It is commonly referred to as a crater, but this is misleading because there are no traces
of meteor material nearby, and its structure looks unlike any known craters.
So what is that if it's on a meteor?
Is it too soon to say aliens?
same methane trap aliens gas explosion but do meteors like this happen they
said 300 years ago if it wasn't meteor maybe it is and like somebody ate the
meteorite material like can that happen any day like what if a meteor
strikes your house down right now 300 years ago it's not that far away do we
have security in place chat like against thunder strikes we have like a
thunder system right like on the top of our houses what about meteors bro
What if one is coming towards Germany or Australia? What do you do?
Do they ask them the questions that the politicians don't want to ask for?
Meteors hit every day you'll calm down buddy
Now the deflects meteors
Blow it up with a rocket. Let's apply that cooked. Okay
gaining theory state it could be the result of a volcanic or gas explosion and fringe
I got hit by meteor, alright buddy.
You believe it is linked to extraterrestrial origins and something is buried underneath.
Trees surrounding the crater exhibit periods of unusual and accelerated growth, similar
to observations near the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site.
But no unusual amount of radiation has been detected here.
The fact we still don't know answers about the origin of it points towards it being
a logistical nightmare to get there.
Sorry, I have to laugh bro.
This is the first time Chetra unemployed final boss.
What the hell bro?
Wait, I'm just watching some videos bro.
Alright, let's enjoy our intro.
We're looking at the most impossible to reach places on earth bro.
Alright, here we go.
Number 6 is the Infinity Portal in California.
This futuristic looking place is located in the eastern California desert
in the China Lake military complex.
This thing became briefly viral on social media a couple years ago when people
believed it was a top secret portal being used by the government and that's
work out its name. While I love that theory, the boat by the side of it gives
clues to its actual purpose. It is most likely a dark body of water used for
aquatic target practice by the military. But actually the most intriguing
area here and where I have attempted to find ways to visit in the past is
is the volcanic canyon just north of it where exists possibly the greatest concentration
of ancient petroglyphs in the world with an estimated over 20,000 of them in just this one valley
we can no longer go here because the china lake military boundary has now extended to
encompass this valley and they have restricted public visitation indefinitely number oh yo
yo this military shit is going to make me crash out bro we had that this is last
That's a lot.
That's exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's these things from fucking 50,000 years ago, bro, and then next to it, bro, they
have like, they test fucking nuclear bombs in the water.
Nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Valley.
We can no longer go here because the China-Lake military boundary has now extended to encompass
this valley, and they have restricted public visitation indefinitely.
Like do they restrict traffic artists to secure it or to to claim it to test chat
Because some people are saying but it's good that like which one
There's a fucking testing site right next to it. No, so
To keep I don't think a secret to hide it. You know what?
Hide the history
I mean what the fuck did they draw bro there's some goats, devilish goats.
Number five is the depths of the O'aihi Canyon lands in the western United States.
Not a lot of people know that this is something.
How if they he said they were like 40,000 years old or something right or like tens
of thousands of years old but how did they draw JL back then?
I like that, bro. I like that jail made a comeback, bro. Now we on mouse. Now we on mouse. We're rockin the red
We're rockin the red
W bro largest canyon system in the US is located near the intersection of Oregon
Idaho and Nevada the O'aihe canyons spider web across the desert covering an expanse of almost
4,000 square miles while the main tributaries are popular whitewater river routes the numerous side tributaries that contain less water are
are almost completely impenetrable to human exploration
because the walls of the canyon often drop off in 1,000 foot tall cliffs.
Recently I drove down one of the dirt roads to take a look
while wildfires raged on nearby. What you are looking at
represents a tiny fraction of 1% of what the entire canyon system looks like.
That's his dog. This is the guy who's speaking my nutshell. He actually goes to those places.
the goat for such a massive area
I will be scared standing there, especially when the dog is just
all of a sudden like all bird and then it jumps off
Jesus, that is insane
I could not do that either
you wouldn't stand here?
no I wouldn't
me neither
me for the insufference
guys I'm so serious I would not stand there
I just couldn't
I could not do that
for only three paved roads to travel nearby
And only a
Tells that actually lead down to the bottom even still not within the lab
There's an abundance of ancient history and bio your arrow, bro
You live in America you gotta go to these places, bro
When it's like a serial killer when he's fucking your brother
Now you gotta go to these places, bro. You live you live there, man
It's like a whole it's like a whole ecosystem down there. Yes, ancient history and biodiversity
including the largest herd of California bighorn sheep in the U.S. as well as over 12
the largest of the species 26 of which are endemic just to this one area such as the
rare oi clover it is a
ight bro you were talking about red plants how about this one
how about this what do you think that what do you think that goes bro i don't know bro
how many euros how many euros for that bro i don't know probably a lot bro i'm playing thousand
for this jeez that is nice nice and pink very inhospitable place where temperatures soar
in the summer and plummet in the winter. Many of the interior reaches of these countless
side canyons will remain unexplored. Possibly forever.
Bro, America is so cool. They have so many different like...
It's insane.
...nature biomes.
Yeah, it's basically the most diverse country in the world, landscape wise.
But Australia, you also have a lot now.
diverse as the U.S., to be fair.
Is this tectonic plates or why?
Because it's full flat and then suck.
I don't think so.
What?
What is it, water?
I'm trying to think.
Is it ancient river systems?
Yeah, that would be my guess.
But it's, I'm not sure.
You have to say water, too.
What's that saying?
Erosion water.
Laceous, maybe.
Laceous.
Used to be an ocean.
Why don't we have this in turn?
Crazy. Oh my god. This is the life. I want to live zigzag like this is this is when when I retire when I'm like 50 bro
I want to go hiking bro with my dog. Look at this, bro
All of it while I'm on vacation there, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Do you ever like have you ever come across one of those people who has like the the RV or the trailer or whatever?
And it's got they've got like a world map and they're driving the entire world. Have you ever seen? No, I was in Albania, dude
Albania and dead ass. I'm doing this like hike with Len Lenley the German pro and
We are walking up this hill and I I double took because I saw a license plate from Australia
So we so I had to like disturb them I was like what's going on and he was actually from my hometown this guy and
He was on like a trip around the world
I'm pretty sure he'd driven Patagonia, like South America, this car had been ever-grabber.
That is such a great car.
Where is Patagonia? I don't even know, I don't even know the brand.
Patagonia, in southern Argentina.
What the fuck?
Like the craziest part of Argentina where there's no trees, it looks like Iceland.
What car was it? Was it like a massive one?
It was like a massive one, it was not like a normal car, it was like a huge truck, like a live-in truck, kind of mega RV.
You know
Sheesh
So cool
The fact that you just allowed to do that like we have free wills exact you could just go that yeah, if you wanted to
Yeah
Bro, but to be fair this place in like that in Australia and I've not even I've not even bothered so I gotta I actually got a lot
Do it! Go tomorrow!
No, actually, actually.
I actually got to.
Arhout Pit in Eastern Yemen.
Located in the vast desolation of the Alma-Hurman district, by the way.
Once again, Mandel-Hurman.
This is a 100-foot-wide, almost perfectly circular hole
that opens up seemingly into nothingness.
Since recorded history, it had remained unexplored
and no one knew how deep it went.
Apparently, it emits a terrible smell, which contributed to its supernatural reputation
amongst locals.
Is this the last beauty hole?
What the fuck is this?
Place for bad spirits.
Only in 2021 was it first descended by a group of expo-
You guys, you fall down there.
Did someone ever fall down there?
Probably.
Look at these guys.
There's no securities.
Flores, who found in its depths, remains of animals that have fallen in for thousands
of years.
cave formations. The pictures from the inside are unbelievable.
It is the most unique.
Wow.
How was that this whole in the first place though?
What the fuck?
That's what I'm wondering.
Geologic formations in the world, but it is an insanely
remote location in a war-torn country.
I have a theory.
You know when you go to the beach and you go to the sand
and you dig and as you're digging, you're making
make it like a like a normal sized hole and and underneath it kind of chasms away
and that becomes larger underneath you know that oh yes yes maybe it's like
that it's got to be low really dangerous to visit as an outsider
where we go yeah man you can't so number three is the Birkan Caldoon
mountain in northern Mongolia. While not the...
Mongolia.
It's my biggest or most impressive mountain,
Burkan Kaldun was once the source of inspiration and spiritual power
for the greatest conqueror in history,
Jenghis Khan.
Before every major campaign in the new territories,
Jenghis Khan would retreat to this holy mountain in private
to consult with the god of the open blue sky and receive guidance on his next steps.
If you have spent a lot of time in nature, you may have had a spiritual experience in places that become significant to you.
Undoubtedly, Jengaskhan had many of these.
Wait, is it Jengaskhan or Jengaskhan?
What? He's saying Jengaskhan.
I think it's Niba. I think it's actually pronounced not like it. I think it's like Chingus or something like that.
What? No, no, no. It's a tweak. It has to be racist.
what are you mean? I mean I I I I I I gotta say Genghis
what yeah no it's it is what the fuck
it's something I don't think it's Genghis or or Genghis
I don't know what is it not? No way someone call him
from the top of this mountain for someone who had access to almost half
the known world
and the beautiful expanses in Asia to consistently come back here for
inspiration
He owned half of the world world. Yes, he had the biggest empire ever right pretty sure when
1400s or
1300s
Like what was it called like Mongolia?
Mongolia, yeah
But the Mongols literally conquered up to like Belarus and Ukraine all the way there
How did he fall off so hard?
No fraud if he owned a horse.
I think while he was alive, that's how big they were
and then he died and split between his sons or something like that.
And then the whole empire just quickly fell apart.
How are you going to defend such a big region?
Because the Mongolian...
Yeah, it's indefensible, but apparently he was so frightened.
Well, yeah, because because they were on cavalry, they were on horseback and a lot of that land is pretty flat
But apparently they were so feared that most villages would even just surrender before before he arrived
That's how much aura he had, you know. Oh
my god
They just submitted themselves as crazy
interesting exactly
Points towards it being a spectacular location
Location also it was almost certainly where he was buried in extreme secrecy
The Mongolian government has set this place as a secret was this extremely secret. How does he know that?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm asking questions, bro. I
Don't want to get the end of a good YouTube script. Yeah, but I'm just saying I don't know
Primarily only allowed to be visited by Mongolians to get there requires many days of horseback trawling is say the farthest
the way have you ever been that country is so beautiful no no no that's it like
Mongolia, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan like those countries I really wanted to visit
Central Asia what's your number one on the bucket list of like less achievable like
harder ones to achieve you know like far away but I'm but I'm but I'm the
happiest place on earth or was that another one well people say Finland
but yeah on the other side is the most suicidal on earth no come in that's
because of that yeah the Finland one is cap I gotta say the Finland one is
definitely cap what is cap that's yeah yeah that's cap that's yeah I'm in a
finished person happiest country on earth because there was a fucking video
from yesterday was a button chat was a button here this one what is this your
I'm not saying I'm not saying to which country was this but I'm this this this but I'm but I'm
But you know sharing to me
wait
Three I can just pull it up. Let's run me now. I did it. Okay. We're good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I
Don't gotta meet it. Okay. Oh, yeah, look. It's definitely the Himalayas. That's 100%
It looks like Bhutan, but it could be it could be Nepal it could be India it could even be China
For your eyes are analyzing like it's a game
But all your your mind gets cooked whenever you watch a movie whenever you watch any video
Whatever that's like a meme and like something funny happening when you're like me bro
Your brain is cooked and you always it's completely subconscious. You can't even help but guess where it is
I'm so serious man. I'm so I'm not even a jerk
This reaches of the steps to this day it remains one of the most pristine untouched by modern industry
Havens of nature and non-artic climates in the world the least densely populated country on earth
Mongolia is Mongolia. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I like that. I like that
Here the grass blows in the wind Wow the crickets buzz and the horses roam free
I like nature like that because it doesn't look like there's going to be annoying ass like
hornets and stuff right?
Yeah, sure sure.
Probably chill in terms of the animals.
Yes, look at this, you don't have to worry about like a spider that kills you right?
It looks so good at this time of year, I love green eels.
The cheeky bicycle tour, awww.
The Cricket's Buzz.
It reminds me of one of the times I went to Georgia, probably my favorite time I've
ever visited? Could Ushkuli? Wait, give it a Google, give it a Google. Ushkuli.
You've been to Georgia? Oh my gosh. Georgia, what's it called?
Ushkuli. Ush? And then, yeah, I like that, that works.
And you've been there!
Yeah, I went there last year.
Super.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's so pretty. This might be the best town I've ever visited in my life.
Why did you go there? Can I ask why?
because I saw pictures of Georgia and I just had to go that's that's only reason
and you just did it just did it with my pro friend from Germany oh my so you
go about you saw the place and then you message him like you we should go there
and then you just did it how we did a trip to the the year before we did a
trip to Bosnia and Albania and Montenegro and then then we're like what
do we do in the next year we had a couple suggestions I was saying Georgia
I was like Georgia is the number one on my list
Just because the landscapes and then he planned the whole trip for us. What that's going it
So you do like one trip a year like you want to do one trip a year or something or yeah?
Yeah, yeah, we put a last two years. We did we did big trips after the jury. I woke up both years, and that's awesome
How old are you?
I'm 20 I'm turning 26 in a week. You're young
That's good
Sheesh
Alta, bro keep on doing that with a guy that is sick
Yeah forces my sister as well as fun w
Alta much the same as they did during the life of the most powerful man in history
For that reason I would love to see it number two is the honey National Park in Canada's Northwest
Territories where to even begin at this place this immense National Park covers a whopping
11,500 square miles, roughly the size of Belgium.
Within these massive expanses of arctic mountains,
exist geologic spectacles, such as waterfalls
twice the height of Niagara Falls.
What?
Twice the height of Niagara Falls.
What?
That's insane.
That's insane.
Imagine the bolt, imagine the sound, bro.
Imagine the sound standing there.
Imagine you're the tree that's up here.
Bro, what the fuck?
Dude, how do you become that tree?
You get a shit all the time, or something like that.
These trees on the top of this hill must be so inbred, but they must be so inbred.
Oh, chill.
Yeah, probably.
False.
Pristine lips.
I guess that's a bird.
Nah, it's fine.
That's a bird, right?
Okay, they can carry the seeds.
Massive caves extending deep into the karst limestone.
Most amazingly, in my opinion, are the yawning chasms in between the mountains that look
like something from Lord of the Rings, such as...
Knowing this guy, he's about to pull up the screenshot where it's casted in here and he's on the corner with the dog.
This one is actually crazy. This is one of the most beautiful ones he's ridden so far.
I've seen more beautiful ones.
I love this.
You what? You what? You love this?
Yeah, I guess compared to Baden-Württemberg, this is not my trend.
This is your favorite, bro? Do you like this nature?
Love this nature. Yeah cliffs plus mountains like plus green. That's what I like
Tar canyon this canyon was only ever descended by humans once which is how we get these pictures
Something about this mountain range one seems so different from any others
Also, it has a strange and terrifying history
once again the Dene indigenous people seem to know something about this place and warned about evil spirits
haunting this region
Stories of rich bounties of gold lured many prospectors out in the early 1900s and for separate events
Prospectors were confirmed to have met a gristly demise and were found with their heads separated from their bodies
Since then rumors of bizarre fatalities continue to happen for those trying to find riches in the honey
Even though it's impressive scenery in the I think so
Yeah, because it's like what they they go up to Alaska and stuff for gold as well
But how they miss how they got in the heads missing? That's what I'm gonna
World the killing almost no one goes here
The park averages less than 1,000 visitors every year and that is probably just to see the main parts of the park
Like Virginia Falls the vast majority of the park is unreachable even to the most advanced explorers and
Remains uncharted to this day the terrain is just too vast and rugged
There are no roads leading directly to the park the nearest towns Yellowknife and Simpson are hundreds of kilometers away
Meaning the only way to access it is via multi-day river expeditions float plane or helicopter
At least when you arrive you won't be alone
The Grizzlies and wolves will keep you company
Finally
Is the aneddy?
Where's that going to be, where's that going to be?
Have you heard of this place?
No, never heard of it.
Well, he referenced, he said, didn't he say that we were going to find out more about the Sahara early on in the video? Am I tripping?
I can't remember.
He said, as we'll see, the Sahara is extremely hard to traverse or something like that.
I could be wrong.
That's it.
The plateau in northern Chad in Africa, in the heart of the hottest and most desolate
expanse of the Sahara Desert, exists a vast elevated plateau of alien rock formations.
It is about 24,000 square miles in area, or about the size of Switzerland.
Only pictures can demonstrate the mind-bending geology, which is a result of it being an
ancient seabed that was uplifted millions of years ago
there are parts of it that look like infinite mazes of rock
there are parts that look like the surface of an alien planet
this looks like fucking elven ring after you burn the city down on top of it
where you spawn in.
And there are oases in the canyons, known as Gueltas,
where water supports tiny pockets of life
and rare species like the endangered oasis here in the crocodile.
But you have to realize all of these places
exist right now, bro.
Like, this exists, you can go there, bro.
This is all time.
But I gotta travel more, bro,
especially after calling with you,
like your Insta, bro, like a traveling man.
Like we're blessed that we can do that.
Like if you have the time and stuff,
like you should always travel, bro.
You can do it on a budget too.
Like I've had friends after high school,
they just went, one guy he took his GF and they just did,
okay, we're just gonna buy this cheap ass
fucking camper or whatever.
I don't know, they bought a useful one for like very cheap.
And they just flew somewhere and just,
suck.
And then they, how did you say?
And then they just worked on the way,
like at different positions to like pay for food
and stuff, suck.
They did that for like two years.
This is in like New Zealand and shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Welcome travel or something.
You can do that.
Welcome the fruit fountains and straddling is the one.
I tell.
This doll was as far as I can tell.
Do those people right here or what is this?
Yeah, yeah, those people.
Yeah, oh, that's what you meant the camel.
I would I would I would be so far.
This is the being there right there dream.
I talk.
I mean that's just wow. No, that's so beautiful. How do you get down that though?
As far as I can tell, these spots you are seeing are in the known comparatively accessible parts,
closest to civilization, in a tiny southwestern corner of the plateau. The rest is unknown to
the world. There are said to be rock formations deep in the labyrinths here that take on
every shape imaginable, like animals, faces, and humanoid figures.
On the sandstone walls exists the artwork of ancient humans dating back 12,000 years
ago, depicting animals that no longer live here, like giraffes, antelope, and elephants.
I'm watching a creepy pasta, no way all of this is true about this place, bro.
No, but that's what I'm saying, because the climate changed quite a bit in the Sahara,
So it does make sense that the animals used to be able to live there when it was more hospitable
and now that the Sahara desert is currently expanding southwards.
So probably there are places right now that are hospitable that will no longer be but
there will still be the marks of human civilization.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Shish.
This points towards something incredible.
Whoa.
The fuck?
Why is it not like they have a BBL?
Sorry.
The whole area was once a lush, water-filled paradise.
Now imagine these rock formations,
butts surrounded by dense vegetation, covered in vines,
flocks of birds, and animals of all kinds.
This is how the Inetti Masif once looked
before the Sahara dried up.
And people were there to witness it.
It may have been home to a threat.
It's all beauty standards, wait, you're right.
to give birth better and stuff, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, true, true, true.
Because if you look at like, um, I was like,
are we really scrolling back to look at that again?
Yeah, but it's true, no?
This was the ideal.
No, true, yeah.
This was the sexy back in the day, no?
Like, wide hips to give birth.
A little bit like bigger because you would need,
like food was hard to get, right?
Like in the Norwegian family.
Yes, sorry.
Yeah, if you look at, like, in many cultures,
they would have like fertility little dolls or goddesses and stuff and they
would all be big like that. So that is true. Interesting. This is how the Ineti
Masif once looked before the Sahara dried up and people were there to witness
it. It may have been home to a thriving civilization. Even though it may be one
of the most beautiful places on the planet, it is estimated that over 75
percent of it remains unexplored to this day. It is one of the hottest places on earth. Reaching
this place would be a serious challenge. It starts with securing the right permits, arranging guides,
charting flights to Chad's capital city, followed by potentially dangerous days and days worth of
off-road travel through the unforgiving Sahara to finally reach the plateau.
in 10,000 years from now will it still be like that or will we like I don't know
Wait doesn't I think so population population go down
Like yeah, it's gonna start decreasing in our lifetime
By a like it goes start like by a lot. No like we don't birth anymore. That's what I think. Yeah, that's what they think
Yeah
It's gonna like pick at 10 billion and then start going down pretty quickly
So it's going up still or what like right now? It's still going up. Yeah, yeah, really going up. Yeah
Look at like earth population prediction
Chad you're planning on getting a baby on oh
Let's see
suck
2,100, 1 billion, projection, and then it goes down 10 billion in 2061.
So it is going up, I love.
Why would it go down then?
Because birth rates tend to decline as populations get richer.
And more and more like people are being brought
above the poverty line around the world.
And so that would then make birth rates decline.
That kind of doesn't make sense, right?
You'd think.
rich rich
yeah yeah yeah
that's exactly how it works
why the countries with the highest birth rates of the poorest countries in the
world
there's many different reasons it's like a very complex phenomenon
for example
um... like if you're in a poor country
you want to have a lot of children because children are opportunity
you know the opportunity if one of the one of the successful
yeah even one of them successful
you can make it out of the hood
or even you know yet or you just need people to work on the farm or
stuff like that
However, in rich societies, for whatever reason,
I mean, there's multiple factors.
I think a lot of it is education of women,
women in the workforce, different priorities,
and also just less space,
because people live in cities, all that kind of stuff.
People choose to have less children.
So it's a very interesting thing.
It's not exactly what you would have predicted,
but it is how it is.
Interesting.
You trying to get kids or no?
I want a bunch of kids.
I hope so.
Whoa, chill, chill.
How many?
No, I'd like to have like four plus kids.
Yo!
Okay, okay.
Whoa.
For real.
Yeah.
Sheesh, okay.
I want it.
Yeah, that is pretty nice, no?
I feel like big family.
That's happy, no?
Yeah.
I mean, I have three siblings as well.
Like, bro, it's crazy how ungrateful.
Like, I don't know if you're already on the edge, but I'm on the edge where
now, like, some of your friends, like, all of a sudden, they pop out a baby.
Like, what's going on?
Yeah, yeah.
Did I have a private insta of my high school, right, like private, private one, right, that
no one knows, you guys also don't know about, it's like full private, and like sometimes
I just check, like, what my high school, like, primary school, like, people do, right, it's
like all of a sudden, like, Mary, baby, baby, baby, like, some of the house, like, bro,
like, yo, what's going on?
Even on, it's hard to get to that age where, yeah, that's, that's happening to
my friends as well.
Oh, shizer.
I'm 28, look here, it's my time, look here, it's my time.
When I like I don't know like I've listened sometimes to podcasts and a lot of like people sometimes say like what was the one thing that you wish you did different and it was like
I wish I got kids earlier because then it's like you know you want to be still like in a good
Shape and a good mood like yeah, it's all of that. You know like the like your kids growing up
Yeah, 100% 100% that's facts
Yeah, yeah.
I'll check it's about time. It's about time. I might pop on soon, bro.
Something happens to your car and it breaks down out here. Good luck.
Even upon arriving, the clock would be ticking. Every moment spent exploring this vast expanse of rock
eats away at your limited resources in a place that would take a lifetime to uncover all of its secrets.
Of course, few travel agencies claim they can get you here, but the price tags look enormous
And I'm a bit skeptical of their promises one final bonus for you all just northwest of this plateau is the Tibesti mountains
What is that? I'm going to leave you with the task of looking at this area from above on Google Earth
It has you're about to crash out bro. I look over my channel to be the guy to bring it up
But fed the crap out of that water Kaiser
You little you little piece of shit
Why are you typing that right now? I
Was having a fun time, bro. Oh
Oh my gosh, these are fucking the ass on my birthday of Mordekaiser the fucking most critical for top lane
He made me cry my birthday. I'm not even joking. I made my I'm I fed my enemy team on League of Legends
I don't know if you ever play League of Legends, bro. There's a place called Summoner's
Brother I fed the enemy team in the tournament Tyler trusted me to carry bro
And I absolutely carried the enemy team to their win bro. It was so disappointing me
I fucking cried out and saw bro. I felt so terrible, bro
That sucks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're about to have to go like that. No, it's all good, bro.
Some of the most unbelievable looking landscapes and mountains anywhere on the world. This place
is far more unexplored and far harder to reach. So in all reality, this should take number one.
I definitely would have chosen this place over the Inetti if not for my love of bizarre rock
formations that define the Inetti Plateau. After seeing all of this, I have done a lot
of research into potential travel in northern Chad. I mean, I would love to see this place more than
almost anywhere in the world. It really confirms my belief that the reality that we live in-
He says you gotta link up with this guy, bro. Like go on one excursion.
He plays Jirgasa. He may know who I am. It's possible.
Fuck. I wanna join in. Like, oh my gosh.
is stranger than most science fiction along with all the environmental considerations there are a lot of human factors to consider when traveling in the Sahara
there's a lot of terror activity kidnappings and civil unrest someday I hope to go out here and see it for myself
oh hell no and share it with you all we want one million we have one pixel your hell no bro I'm good bro imagine bro imagine bro
nah GG bro GG oh right I can't share it with you anyways hope you enjoyed this
video if you did would you pay bro subscribe to the POV channel I mentioned
this in a previous video but I'm still working on reaching one of the impossible
to reach locations I covered in my last impossible to reach places video as
As always, look at this, look at this, look at this, like look at this, bro.
Just one of us like watching.
What is like, wait, because where did he actually go, wait, you see, you wanted to see the action.
Yeah, I wanted to see a little bit of, yeah, just like quickly, wait.
Because you have shots, please have shots.
Ah, man, I mean, let's see.
I found these strange things on Google Earth.
I wondered what they were.
So I went there and found something interesting.
Today, we find ourselves in a very strange place.
Creepy hole.
That ain't that strange.
Not crazy strange, I agree.
What's strange about it, dog? Show us.
Oh.
You should have showed this one.
I thought your roommate was playing the guitar, I'm not even joking with you.
It has to be homemade, I think that's his own song.
What happened?
Oh.
Is that ice?
Yeah, that's not.
It's pretty cool.
I repel 400 feet to witness this.
That's pretty good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where is he going to?
He's going deeper and deeper to where?
How do you get back up again?
Wait, what?
Is that shop at the bottom?
Did I leave the works there, I guess?
That's food supplies.
Oh, this place is insane. Where is this?
Let's go there.
We're out of here. I can't do this. I have time tomorrow.
I talk!
I'm lucky my friend did cancel the gym session. That's why I'm still awake, so maybe we could do it.
I would never cancel the gym session.
oh my gosh oh my that's the most flat wall I've ever seen like yeah yeah that
is actually so good for it
looks like cracked glass and what are you sure
I want to see the bottom.
Is it me or is this the least YouTube shorts YouTube show you've ever watched?
Yes, it's YouTube long.
He doesn't understand the shots game I think, bro.
He does.
We got 78 dislikes, that's quite a lot.
Actually, let's make it 79.
That's why you're pussy.
No, I'm actually too. I'm scared of fights. I am.
But why? What would happen?
I know it's safe.
But?
What if like a wind came and you got knocked against the rock?
Okay, bro. But do you drive the car?
Yeah.
Yeah, what if you crash tomorrow on the road? Like what?
It's it's it's what if you eat chicken and there's like
Salmonella in it like bro like what what if you turn on the PC and it explodes and you die
What if your phone just starts like what do you mean, bro? Why are you afraid of heights? That's way more dangerous things bro
What if you open a 2014 Kato package and
Let's call it you're clearly tired zigzag
back. All right. See that was fun. That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that fucking video
stick that that coaching. Oh, shit. Wait, leave him a like and a fucking sub. I got
bro, bro, because you said back 10, bro. Come on, she like bro goes from happy birthday
like start of call to ending the call with back 10, bro.
All right, guys, I'm looking about tomorrow, guys. That's unfortunate. Guys, always
what time is it for you
mmm it's uh... four forty seven a.m
very simple as
zigzag
but i hope i didn't help i held your hostage bra
no no no that's this is the time i would normally go to bed
i went to bed four twenty like i said
you're a chubb
what the f**k
yeah
why you on a different time schedule like what
bro was too much geogasa in japan
alright bro
6 Zag
Have a good night, bro
You need some sleep
Peace out bro, peace out
Love you bro, peace, peace, peace
Peace out bro
I feel like I...
I feel like I held a moustache
I feel like I held a moustache, I didn't realize
I was just watching the vid
Yo, hearts and chips for 6 Zag
Fun was the backseat coaching bro. I had a lot of fun doing that. I'm not gonna lie
That was funny yo, I had a lot of fun describing the American flag. I leave zigzag some love bro
W. Aussie, bro. W. Aussie, bro
Char
I didn't even plan on going live today
I only went live because of zigzag chat because we said that we will do something today, you know what I mean
I messaged him spontaneously like today like this morning. I was like slaying a bad like what the fuck do I do today?
Then I messaged he said you want to do want to do something and he was like yeah, and then I went live boys um
Which means it is a short stream today, bro. I will see you all tomorrow, bro
I'm sorry for the short one very short one very short one or Megler quick or Mowgli quick or Mowgli bro quick or Mowgli
What kind of Morgan today? What kind of Morgan today?
Let's do another session boys. I will play until I lose. I will play until I lose
All right
Do I keep on green screen? No, I don't
Fuck you to put the filter off
That's the wrong can
can't fuck multiple action prediction prediction only until I lose bro play
until you win bro I will literally win instantly bro you know me bro I'm more
bro I have to change my camera bro how do I do that manage cam link right no
Now, OBS Virtual Climb, this one.
All right, it works.
Vamos.
Let's go!
Need my torch.
One game until I lose.
Let's go.
Mods prediction, prediction, prediction.
If I lose, I end the stream, bro.
Mods changed the title to that.
If I get marked, I end stream on YouTube to go see.
I'll lock in Chadman.
The hell he's with his whole like class.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why is his friend supporting with the flashlight, bro?
9. I fucked up. I fucked up. Please bro, he has one FPS. Tell me I marked him. He even
ragequit. NICE! His cam didn't work. His cam didn't work. But why can't I? Am I at
shop today bro? To hell? I couldn't get my score to get up. Like what? How was that
Do I use Camry said or no?
Do I use Camry said or no?
The lab is ruining you.
What the hell?
Yo, hey, hey, what are you doing on this app?
on everything I think he was like he was on some weird shit bro like I saw
something like get whipped out like I don't know what it was though what the
hell was that bro what the hell was that
No, it's got
Your camera buddy
Hey put your camera bro
Hey
I
Go find your problem, bro
Bro this today. Yeah, no today. No one
Hey
Why does no one have like why is no one locked in on a model today the hell is going on today
opponent left all this app used to be golden bro it's going on right now too
low elo bro I'm high elo right now I'm high elo right now come on get me in one
more game bro get me one more game please play league if I play it bro
there were people who are messaging me bro like don't play league trust me
because they know that I will get addicted.
They're probably right.
They're probably right.
I don't know, man. I think I wait for...
Kedra to play.
You alright?
Mita!
Sorry, kid. You're about to get mugged.
Oh, the big shot! Oh, the big shot! Oh, the big shot!
Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck?
Keep moggin keep moggin!
No way!
BANGER! BANGER!
Move it! I didn't have time, I didn't have time!
Why did you...
Why is he screaming on a pixel?
And then he insta-leaves.
6.7
Like pro what?
See a fan or not?
Why did he insta leave?
Chad am I allowed to cheat with a lamp or not?
Am I allowed to reset?
Bro I have to bro, like I'm chopped a little bit today bro
Don't say today
Please allow me to...
The camera is up bro
Yeah your body got mugged bro
He's from the UK I can tell
hey stop doing that hey hey
oh my god you cheater bro you cheater bro you kept canry setting bro no no no no no bro
if you mark me you don't deserve that at all you don't deserve that at all
it all I'm playing again oh hell no why are you saying ironic bro why are you
saying ironic bro I need to stop the flashlight bro now bro these guys bro
it's always the kids bro it's always the kids bro
you'll come up little guppy I don't have time for this
If I get more to answer your bro, I didn't get more by that guy bro
Chad if I actually lose the right way like then I end bro
Here we go. Okay. Whatever the score says I will fully lock in. Okay. Here we go
No more no more no more no more no more teasing it no more teasing it
Short string
Are you from Turkey are you from Turkey?
You like that
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck I thought it was about to whip something up bro
Sheesh bro she
She's homophobic, bro. I fuck every with a game, but it's like I don't know like I was not like we're playing a game right now
Like he was like doing I don't know
Like bro, I have nothing against them like what?
How heavy a rival I'm okay myself, but like like a people like awesome
Like what come on?
Here we go
What the hell you look kind of it's got the mood I'd rather have a fake
are you from Finland my G are you from Finland
Sweden Sweden Sweden that's so same thing no same thing did I mug you bro
what no I'm what I'm what I'm what so close so close man bro GG we both mug
bro holy shit we're locked in yo have a good day man much love yes bro much
love to Finland bro much love to Finland bro no no from Sweden Sweden
Yes, bro. Hey enjoy your a enjoy your guys is fucking night. I over the mark simmer man
I would all right, bro. All right. All right. What the hell? Why does it know my coffee?
Come on 7.5 it's crazy
I need you know, bro, do I get you on the draw? I don't even
Yeah, yeah, bro. Welcome. Yeah, get more bullshit. Get more bro. Come on. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
Back to the lab. Back to the lab. Back to the lab. Oh, you're mad. You're mad.
I
Say I need to turn my lights off job. They think I'm streaming
Now they don't know
You go get random people it's so fun, bro, I got ready to go so fun, bro. You should hear something but I got mugged
I like it everything is hacking
But you're fucking dork bro get off here says you you're about to get more bro
Do you use the whole lights of log me says the dark?
Hey, hey, you're the light on your fucking wall. I'm not allowed to use a light because they're that's right. Maybe shake
That must be me. It's a one HP. It's a one HP. It is not fine. Everything me honestly, okay?
Okay, and respect respect now you're good now. I'll be back. I'll brutalize you. Hey GGs, bro
He realized bro, he realized Chad what can I like what pro jump the boat real quick
Come on come up bro
Hello?
Hello?
I've never marked with this.
I've never marked with the jacket, bro.
I'll see Chad.
I was wondering, bro.
When I went for a walk yesterday night,
I was wondering, do I mark with a hoodie?
I'll try a hoodie mark on the next.
this out check this out let's see bro let's see bro
I look like a criminal
like attack
Get me in get me
Get me in get me in
9
Please get me in
Come on
Listen, am I going up all my stuff three how many games you have to play to rank up like a thousand
Does the death think you have no life well
come on come on come on fast reset reset come on
mods protection protection hoodie mark I don't think this one could be chopped
this one could be really job I don't even know what I look like right now
don't get scared when you see me chat this is like me on my second job me at
night distributing I'm hard refreshing come on
Oh, Moldy does not sell store use face to train a our models
Kappa close
And my name is not maximum
Man a why is not working? I think I know why
All right, what should I say buzzer right check this out
Here we go
Come on, come on, we don't place 5 million in the world.
Fast.
It's kind of, I mean, out of 8 million people.
There we go.
Okay.
Like a mid-match event.
Oh, here we go.
I
Stop swiping your little shit
My god
You can't why they're saying Dexter. Yeah, my chat is calling you Dexter bro. Oh my gosh
Yo, hey, you don't know the pixel bro. Dang it. Yo, can you hear me dog?
That's our pixel. Oh my gosh. Why is no one here?
Why is no one here? No one has a ear. Yo bro, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hear me?
Can you hear me here? Okay, GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG
View match analysis. I didn't even see that chat this fucking app sells you like chess.com
to see like where you blundered like if your eyes are blunder and shit or if
your chin is a blunder what the fuck that's absolutely diabolical that's
absolutely that adds a whole new depth to this
Alright boys, um, I will see y'all. I will see y'all
Um
You want something I will see y'all
I will see a hey handsome. I will see y'all. Sorry. I will see y'all
Why are you saying four weeks GG bro like I'm about to go on the regus, bro
I was I feel like it's gentle one character. I will see you all guys
Tomorrow, I will see you all tomorrow
On the rift I'm taking a religious
I will see all tomorrow on stream life. Yeah
tomorrow the playoffs are
Not starting
But we're one of the playoffs. Yeah tomorrow fury of us Falcons absolute bezangor
Okay
and
Maybe because afterwards we also still have time right on the most valuable asset on this earth is time and we have that tomorrow
So, yeah, I will be watching chat. I can't watch tomorrow most of us over. Look at this time
7 a.m.. That is just not happening 10 a.m.. That is just not happening 1 p.m
Could happen but 90 versus magic that is just not happening who the hell is magic?
So yeah, I will see y'all probably at like 14 o'clock
We do some shit before or like 3 p.m. And then we do some shit after okay?
Yay or nay or gay
It is playoffs in the arena. I don't is it quarterfinals is this already in the rena chat
Semifinal quarterfinals is it already in the rena yesterday wasn't today. It wasn't off-day could be already in the rena
Oh, then I'm break it up then I'm break it up
So yeah boys
Thank you for watching the stream. Thank you for being awesome as always
We got some planned advice today. I will try to take care
Her I will try my best to bring her back. Yeah
our
Unfair, I feel like she's already doing better. Am I tweaking?
this leaf right here is
Is standing upright more or no? Or am I delusional?
Check I changed the soil this morning and
Added some water this leaf is more upright unless I'm cooked unless I'm cooked
What's her name? I didn't give her a name, but of course. I don't know what should be named her Chad. It's an unthorium
dark
Sorry red vain dark phoenix compared with dress salary like it's a combination of those two
Anivia I like that
Anivia we will bring you back to life. Yeah, right now. She's in the X stage
She has a second like she's waiting to get respawned, you know, it takes like 10 seconds. All right guys
I will see you all tomorrow
Anivia and I we say bye
Thank you so much for watching. I was about to say thank you so much for streaming
Um, I'll see you so much.
Uh, yeah, I said, yeah, what the fuck?
I'm fine.
Guys, I will see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Go see the bus.
Thank you for serving.
Thank you for following.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you for being you.
Thank you for being sentient, bro.
For being a sentient being, you know what I mean?
All right, guys, I need to get off this app.
I'll see you guys tomorrow at 2PM CET shop.
Yeah, we got a lot of things cooking in the kitchen.
You know me, bro.
I like eating.
So yeah, boys, see you all tomorrow.
Thank you very much YouTube chat. I'm also leaving bro. I'm also leaving. We're gonna raid over full shamelessly again to the offline channel
Yeah, just to farm a little bit bro of the people that fell asleep while watching I got a lot of those bro
I have to I have to somehow, but you know make use of that, bro
Everybody who falls asleep psych. We're waiting over boys. I'll see you guys so much
I'll say yo, I'll see you guys tomorrow. I'll miss you guys so much
I knew we and I will miss you, bro. She doesn't look like it, but Gigi all right guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
We're back on the consisting run. I think we have Monday by the way chat Monday first time
Rocket League I think Monday is locked Monday with furious and was squishy. Yeah
I think Monday I think Monday
Should be locked and we have over the weekend. Of course a lot of counter strike stuff piece out guys
Love you guys