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Well, well, well, hey, hey, hey!
Yo, man, this consistency is making me lose my mind.
you know what I mean well well well your boys over all slept but I'll be
all doing well I'll be all had a wonderful what fucking days today bro
what fucking days today I think it is indeed the beginning of the weekend
your mr. Kyle with the fucking 20 why I appreciate you bro hats in the
fucking chat for karl 81 karl 81 thank you bro um right at the start of the
stream feeling a little bit weird about that one bro um listen here chat i hope
you're all doing well um on this beautiful fucking friday correct me if
i'm wrong i'm fried bro i'm not joking bro
But I wasn't awake for too long. I couldn't sleep as well. Oh man. Oh, man
Bro, I was a yesterday out with the boys. We played some panel. You missed that did he party with that
There's nothing like a yo, bro
Thank you for the 20 bro. That's the fucking chat to D D. Day party D. Day party. Thank you, my G
Um much love bro much love is that an invite? Oh hell no chat
um
Aye aye aye was too too awake too long too awake too long
Went for paddle or it was way too hot
It was one of these business guys's paddle fucking stations, right?
Where they only like put the courts in and don't think about the rest. There wasn't even a see
There wasn't even a see we rented like this random ass paddle card, right like one of the fucking things or the sudden we go in
It's in the direct sun 35 degrees outside sun shining on the fucking paddle card that we were playing on
Bro was full cook, bro
Bravo sweating before I even hit the ball once. I am not joking, bro. Oh my god, and then
And then it was furious is good idea to go wash wash the car, bro
Like we were going for a car wash at like fucking 1 a.m. About to get robbed what the hell going on chat
Blemoks, thanks for the five what all these stops right now? What the hell all these stops right now, bro?
Why are you so white it's summer? I
Don't know bro. I
Don't know
When I go outside I wear sunscreen a lot of it SPF 50 because I don't want to get some but bro guys
Let's not get fucking skin cancer, bro. Remember the SPF remember the SPF fight
You got it, bro. You got it
So listen, what do we do today, bro before I went live I was like what the hell do we do today, bro?
Do we go down the dr. Donut rabbit hole once again?
And either flat the server aka destroy the server or maybe help it out a little bit. I don't know
then I was thinking
On the weekend, I'm probably gonna play some
some CS with JL. Vitality JL! We are back. JL standing for two tournaments on Vitality,
on the number one team in the world. That's the boss right there, bro. Fucking JL. So
that's going to be nice. So I kind of got to get in the fucking CS mood again, you
know. I kind of got to like shoot my shots a little bit. Do we hop into a little bit
of siesta yayonayo gay and be honest brother um
Kajal invite. What do you mean Kajal invite?
Jinxie was flooding your trolling, bro.
You're trolling. You're trolling. You're trolling. You're trolling.
If he was flooding Dona Nessan Piro, that's actually crazy, because Jinxie,
usually the type of guy to always do the right thing, is flooding the right thing?
That is my question then. If he actually did that.
Um, watch simple, I saw that simple is trying to qualify for a tournament right now, by the way, simple while I was gone, won a tournament, right?
We won a tournament, bro.
Zasha, is he back?
Question mark, I'm pretty sure BC Game won a tournament, aka Zasha and some of the Mongols guys, and Electronic Magisk of course.
um matches but I think but I think
Elisa e-sports breakouts here is fast
break bitch huh what you gonna say now
how are the fucking haters bro huh
come on gee come on gee 8,000 bucks
secured
lock in haters have been real silent
since then bro real silent bro real
Silent um and right now he's trying to qualify for a big boy tournament. Yeah, um go live on YouTube
Sally the goat
Hudson check for Sally right the fuck now, bro. By the way, Chad I
Told my guy that I wouldn't talk about it because I hate saying stuff before it's like locked in
But remember when I said last stream you'll should be like try to make a notebook stream happen
Hey, we're actually trying to make it happen right now, bro
Um, there are some people in the back discussing discussing seeing what's maybe possible. Yo, it's not that far
It's not that far from the Netherlands. I thought it was I thought no book maybe like a long-ass travel like it's kind of
It's kind of I it's kind of like you go there and you go back like maybe even same day
Probably not same day, but you know they like it's easy kind of like it's kind of crazy
We're right at the source. We're right at the source. My question is
Do I actually drive myself, bro?
If we go again, this will be maybe like, this is not soon, right?
This could be in a month from now, right?
But it will happen, okay?
Because my tummy, my heart, it gets beating when I think about going to the nerve walk
with my boy Fury.
Like that's gonna be, that's gonna happen, bro.
Do I drive it, bro?
Anyone can drive.
I didn't even know that.
If you have a driver's license, you can drive.
can do have the skills though I mean I have a driver's license right so why not
why not you need to drive is it fine a fast stream will be not me driving and
then second one maybe if we do like two parts because I don't I don't even I
can't say this in stream but a friend of mine like one time he wants to go
Nürburgring, right? And he lost his wallet. So he has to like get back his driver's lessons.
But yeah, he'll do that soon. You know what I mean? So chat, should we go first? Like, like not drive?
And then second time? Bro, like, it takes some time. You're bro like, um, um, we'll say we'll say, bro,
fuck me, man. But yeah. All right, boys. Um, Sasha in this tournament trying to secure a spot
41 tournament how did it go? He was playing two matches today two BO3's and he lost disgusting
I thought cast a say he should be owning this tournament
Yeah, because this team of course is fucking crazy hummus with the mother second five gift it sucks hearts and the mother
Suckin chat. I like hummus bro. I like hummus and I like hummus 94 especially
Thank you, my G also mr. Papa with a 10 on YouTube Papa Swanky our driller is alive
my G thank you very much hey don't don't sub up don't don't anything yet
bro let me first be one month consistent bro chillax bro chillax bro
chill bro it's like you the dog just ate the couch and you're handing him a
treat like good boy good boy what the hell he doesn't make no sense check
Kajal DM checking Kajal DM right now oh hell no he wants to grind CS I love CS
rather I'm dead as if you want to do a climb in CS why couldn't he just say
league bro a climb in league a climb and see us oh my god bro and get 30k and get 30k
unbox 30k worth of cases or what are we talking about would make it we would make it
Or me you three others 25 to 30k one week
What make is he inch easy sheet so why do you type would make it like like that twice?
You're mr. Firecake with a five on my lutz broken. I can't hear him. Ah now I can thank you, mr. Firecracker
I'm Mr. DJ DJ think for the five as well. Um
Chat is CS the thing bro. Oh my god when I think about it again
And maybe I just have to like try it again, you know?
Sometimes you lose the joy in something
because yeah, it's a couple of bad experiences.
I'm touching a bit.
I'm touching a bit because of that maybe, you know?
Maybe it's still, maybe it's still like deep down, you know?
I just have to play it and then I will like it, you know?
Because I'm standing away from it
with a 10-fiel pole right now.
I'm not gonna lie, like a little bit, you know?
Because of stream snipers, cheetahs.
And when people recognize I just can't like get,
Like, a nice conversation going like some people, they say the n-word and then some people just like get nervous or something if people watching or something.
I want to play Premiere now.
Chat, do I get my Premiere rank or do I get my facet rank?
I downloaded it.
Like I don't have to read some IPC. I hope you're ready.
Talk to Ami.
Let me make a poll.
I think they brought back halftime voice chat, right?
Which?
Face-set, rank, Premiere rank.
Zack.
Last time, last time when I played Face-set, I was level 3.
I wasn't level 3.
They gave me level 3, which is of course not accurate, those scumbags.
And now they probably updated it and it makes more sense.
Oh, okay.
Anything below level 9, I'm disgusted by myself and probably the system isn't working, that's all I'm going to put out there, okay?
Um... How are you doing by the way today, chat? How are we doing? How are we doing?
Um... Haven't asked you all yet, bro. It's Friday, it's the beginning of the weekend. Are you excited?
Or not? Or not? Good. Nice. Not so bad. Nice, nice, nice.
Okay, okay, very good. Nice. Jay, I hope you've been well, Madrella. We'll see each other
in December, bro. Singapore I'm coming. I'm gonna get drunk. Day drinking? Or nah?
Chad, call me nuts. Again, I don't want to like sound like, oh, yeah, W drugs or whatever.
Bro, but one of the craziest feelings, bro, back in high school, day drinking on a
festival. Oh my God. Oh my God. There's something about day drinking. That's just
crazy. Okay, don't don't like call me nuts. Call me when the sun's shining. Oh man,
be with the boys, Gigi. Oh, I don't know how to explain it. alcohol. Don't get addicted.
Don't do it. But like one beer and like once a week, like, I don't know how to
do it, bro. There's something about it. I don't drink though, but back in the
day. Oh, man, um, Sasha, two to one against basement boys. Easy
Claus. Easy Claus. Basement boys back to the basement. Get back
to where you belong. And then two zero against one win. One win.
Bruh. If I was a pro, I would not join this arc, bro. If
you know, you know, oh man, I would not want to wrap that
jersey bro um very very very very nice very very nice chat with us zasha have
to play against next
does someone know that someone know and how many spots are there for I don't
even know if I watch this tournament if I watch EWC four places only get it
Out of how many? Oh my god.
64. Lul.
Why all the French teams lost?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
The French or lost?
Or is it like 90% French teams?
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
It's a Paris LAN.
Okay, that makes sense.
What is this clip?
N9A
Jinx he actually went on donut S&P he's together with one of the flutters steak
and he's doing one of the happiest countdowns like it's New Year's Eve to
start the flooding machine now I'm seeing this right
7 6 5 4 3 2 1
here we go
oh my god
there you go the whole thing is going
oh no it's actually evil
for this legitimate evil
he knows but
bro it's not evil bro
the server
the server
and the server actually lacks
Chad listen bro, I don't know if I want to get too deep into this bro
Because listen bro listen like the server can actually be destroyed call me nuts, and I like dr. D
I like him
Because this shit like let's address it right i'm scared to talk about it
I'm scared to show these machines because maybe some other people then copy it right
You know this is you can build your own like gun at home
There's three pretty print a gun and then you can like uh fuck up a whole server
That's insane bro the power that these kids can have
was lagging look at every joke the issue is the water is an issue but the biggest
issue is the lag no because like all of these blocks are moving but this is not
evil doughnut is evil nah these kids are make no sense bro here we go to our
I'm not a stun log bro, let me quickly open up a case, okay, let me open up a case.
Haven't opened up a case in two months, and I've already gusted what I see on my screen.
I forgot that this x-ray scanner is inside of my inventory bro, none of that bro.
If the gold pops up, it just pops in, like a fucking blue.
Hi, my life, here we go, gold, gold, gold, look at this bro, this actually makes me sad.
This feels like, like it's something from my identity got taken away by wealth.
I'm not joking bro.
Three, two, one.
Yeah.
Yeah, well fuck this shit bro fuck this shit, bro. Oh my god that actually makes me mad.
I feel like I'm in prison. Chat it's not so much about it's not so much about that that
I want to do it. Open the case. It's so much. It's it's it's more about
Even if I wanted to I can't
You know what I mean
it's like
It's like
I'm imprisonated, bro
With this fucking x-ray machine, bro
That's just blasting my ass. Oh hell no, bro
What is this vpn? It doesn't work like that, bro. We're standing right here. Wish it did wait guys. Hold up
Oh my god, I accidentally
guys we won't what did you do okay let me ask him guys i accidentally no well i'm telling you
you didn't possess me did you what do you do stop trolling okay take the bro
and and oh my god and put it uh in this hole yes
where do you think the fuck that way where we're standing right here
Why are you looking smiling though bruh?
Why are you trying to hide a smile bruh?
Am I correct?
What did you do?
Why is his hand like this right now?
You're trying to hide a smile bruh?
He's taking the piss.
Stop rolling.
Okay, take the roll.
And put it out in his mouth.
That was alright.
And put it
My god, you're saying you actually did it are you serious leak their base you're alive. Yo, yeah
Yo, why is minecraft the goat? I'm like crazy, bro
It's minecraft the goat. I'm like crazy, bro these servers. I oh my god. These servers get me rock hard, bro
I may cook up my own soon chat
Not like on the same level like on the same scale, but something like I don't know if you saw it, but
Force in! He made a server recently and it was actually like it was the same vibes
you know like his community could join and they he could TP there was voice
chat I just want like something like that you know and just see and just see
if you're all like if we have like a fun time if not not we just shut down
the server if it's nice we keep it open you feel me bro
yeah you know who would play who would play if we open up a server survival
server you can teleport you can build something with your friends but you
maybe have money you know same as all the others in peace I think it's that
hard to do like I talked to some people um no shot no shot I'm making a poll MC
server I would play no I don't play I'm talking about like yeah I would hop on
for a day and then you know like see what
okay I mean sheesh that is the majority that is the majority bro hmm make it
playable for crack yeah for the crackies we will try to make it playable
because crackline you mean like crackline right yeah is that allowed
can you is that a good thing or bad thing I don't even know I just know
like back in the day I was using crackman wait wait wait and the servers
when they are like it's kind of nice you know because you're not excluded wait wait
never mind never mind my little brother all right let me check the weather
real quick boys um first thing we got to do of the day of course it's check the
red and then maybe we happen to see us if we feel like it poor mark not even the
first time it happened what is this every time they get offended they
immediately jump to hate on looks walking past the hot guy congrats on the
baby this is actually you bro you can actually fit the entirely or or in
North America between your receding hairline and your patchy as be it
bro I promise this girl or any other girl for that matter does not care
about your opinion. He can't be the rest. It's this real. But Helen is fine on this.
No.
Bro, patchy beard. Bro, like I'm trying with the rollers. No, I haven't. Bro, what is
This, bro, Albuly, Albuly.
Come on, gee.
Watermelon mango.
Got this butterfly fade today.
I already had the gloves.
Chat, is the market actually cooked or no?
Let me try to understand this, okay?
Please tell me, is the market doing good?
Is the market doing bad?
Is it doing same?
It's over.
Can you link me some proof if it's over or not?
I'll buy your whole inventory for 10k.
No way it's that bad, bro.
My souvenir dragon law alone is 50,000.
The truth?
Knife, tier, list.
Think about it.
It says what we all know.
Karambit S tier, Butterfly S tier, Stiletto S tier, you are nuts, my boy.
M9 S tier, you already know.
Where's my M9 Gang at, bro?
What is this?
You're trolling tight knowledge of someone for 21k
China trying to do what they do best now that all its manipulation. I was about to fucking say no way
It's actually worth 22k
No, no, no, no, no because look he also he didn't sell it. He supplied it which means
His friend made a biota, right?
for 22k and then he specifically like clicked on it like okay I'm to my friend
and then they lose what like 2% fee or something you know to like get a cause a
panic guys do not sell bro do not sell bro this is not this is not real bro
this is not real okay your office not 50k anymore what do you mean Sally I
bought it for 50 first official sale after the update of an Dragon lost to
with OG True Stickers. That's like mine. 15...
That's the same...
That's the same tournament as me.
That's the same exact tournament as me.
Energy Columbus.
And I'm not joking. This one may be better.
I don't know why I'm laughing. This one may be better.
It's lower flow. This one has bialli. This one has tarik.
Which is, like, I would prefer the tarik one over the bialli. One hand's high in the air. I try to buy this one over mine.
Why would he sell it this low? This must have been a misclick, no?
You're trolling, you're trolling, you're trolling, you're trolling, you're trolling.
at all 15 15 this is market manipulation this is some listen right now no man and I'll just buy
him like now bro I'm gonna sit on my bricks then these are the fake ones how do how do I even
find everyone this is this one he he
really is it for and it's not selling
why is it not selling he thought he got
a steal and now he's stuck with the
brick he's trying to set it for a
month what you're trolling chat and now I'm wondering now I'm wondering bro I've
talked with my friend arrow right and I was like yours the market actually in
trouble because I haven't looked into it and he was like man I'm enjoying it
bro, I'm buying up all these skins that I always dreamed about.
I was like, yo, this sounds exactly like we're going to zero,
bro. Like I've heard shit like that before where the people
that are so passionate about it, they think it's the cat, like,
it's the gold rush. And the people who are not emotionally
invested, they kind of know what's going on. Chat, what is
actually going on, bro? Talk to me, back hold us.
It's 2022 prices. Is it a flash sale?
All right, what else well well well to my inventory used to be half a million. I'm not joking
The same exact skins that I have right now used to be like it used to say the number half a million
three
to one
Hello
It's it's not zero. Why isn't it loading?
I need to refresh
Listen here, bro
My inventory was 500k
Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
What do I do
Is it time to buy? Surely it's time to buy, right?
I'm just gay soon! Why would you say that?
Buy the dip. Panic sale.
Bro, why do I even have this much in Skinsbrown? Such a bum.
Chat. Oh my god. I just never like cashed out. I never cashed out. I only cashed in.
For me, cashing up was not an option. You know why? You know why?
Because the prices they just kept going up and they never went down
Why would I why would I take money out?
It makes sense to put it in. Oh my god
GG's bro GG's bro
Okay, um back-to-back gold and then we have a post from both office
Yeah, I see what you're trying to do buddy got my first knife nice
Ruby knives. Okay guys final choice which one would you pick? Haven't done a knife
glove combo in a bit. Snow leopards with Doppler your Ruby knife tiger not the
tiger tooth. Not this bro call me nuts I hate these gloves. I don't like these
gloves. They look goofy. This one is a nice combo especially with the golden
watch. But what are you gonna do on CT side? Don't have the golden
watch I would have some fly high two days ago live yo bro I was yes I said
yesterday I wasn't gonna be here I said yesterday I was I'm now we're here now
we're check butterfly sapphire prices chat remember when I unboxed my
butterfly sapphire in a trade-up um do I still have that or did I sell it I
I think I sold it, right?
I think I sold it.
Yeah, I did, I did.
How much?
And I think when I got it, how much was it?
Butterfly Sapphires were 20?
Were they 20? No way they were 20.
Okay, it was 15.
15K?
Down to six.
What?
What?
How much should I sell for I can't remember think I sold for eight
Good time good time. Hey, did the right move on the right move should have sold could have sold it for 15
Could have sold for 14 clearance sale. Oh my god
Cool meant comedy Saturday on this as my first combo nice jet any clips any clips sent them right now
Well, Larpixel's is origin.
Wait!
No way he actually found the guy.
No good HQ.
No good HQ.
What?
That's Larpixel, no?
I'm sick of me marketing my branch in abandoned Duolingo.
Okay, Lar Pixel was his side hustle.
He's a hustler just like me!
A few weeks ago, these two climbed to the top-
Lar Pixel!
Yo.
Wait, why does he actually have the same glasses with me?
A few weeks ago, these two climbed to the top of the Empire State Building
and flew a flag that said when the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.
A powerful message that was immediately-
Wait, he's smart! No, he's smart!
I don't know what you're talking about but it sounds clever.
What the hell?
Okay, okay.
Lul.
That's why he's gone, Chat.
That's why he's gone.
He didn't larp anymore.
Larp Pixel.
See, he's been gone for a month.
Nah.
What is this?
I don't think only Pixel would come to one of my events.
But I'm happy he's back streaming.
K-JUL is coming to this event?
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chad, his events are in America now.
That's the biggest reason why I'm like,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, why I don't go like events like this.
Like if it was, uh, uh, uh, is he got his K-JUL just hoping America?
America?
Finally, some good fucking content in the morning.
Aw.
Shies.
there. I'm still trying to get into the stream of life. I feel like we haven't done good content
yet, bro. I need to get back on the floor. Has my content ever been done? Have we done
good content? Thank you, Ladi.
um oh i got a super what event um is he doing um it's just uh oh like uh chat do i live life
too too non-spontaneous because in my head it's the biggest task to just hop by america i don't
know but is it is it really that's the question kind of is though no yes volleyball event
Oh
Yeah
But I don't know bro, oh my god, it's been a bit brah. I'm not gonna lie. It's been a bit
Oh, I used to be alright at volleyball chat. I used to be alright all ball sports. I'm kind of decent at bro
Yeah, it was but you either got it or you don't for me badminton
table tennis
Football if I would put my mind to it all balls balls kind of all right
Can work with that can work with that, you know
basketball basketball
What up there baby what else
Any clips before we get into the net to gritty la pixel tweeted
That was a second ago
That was a second ago
come back bro police man we need you bro more than ever bro we need you more
than ever give us a sign of life please I don't know who this is bro what is
this daughter by the way who's only pixel by so many people sing this only
I don't have a daughter, bro. What is this? Yo, bro, are you just bro? What the fuck? Do I look like a dad, bro?
What is this?
Yo.
Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly!
Bro, it's the ball!
It wasn't filled with air!
Let's see how smart I am, Chad.
No, no, no, watch this. You don't even know what just happened, bro.
Check this out. And this is how pros become pros.
You adapt.
First shot, suck.
There it goes.
What do you realize?
It hits the left.
Now check this out.
What would a loser do? He would give up.
What do we do?
Hand me that fucking ball!
Right? Now check this out.
Fuck, check in the air pressure and...
To the right.
Any ball after this?
3 pointer, 3 pointer, 3 pointer, 3 pointer, you already know. All I had to do was adjust.
Okay? Type 1 if you believe, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you, you see the progress yourself.
Okay. I don't know what I expected.
What else? Any more clips? Yeah, okay.
What? How did I get rid of these arrows bro? Alright, what else? What else? A reddit post,
MonkaS, MonkaS. All the pics that are in the comments are playing Zekiro. What can
you see it's on some form of alvish I can't read it plays a key of all do I
even have it downloaded I don't even buy it I don't even buy it oh my god check
gifts
that is not secure bro
my gift expired twice
no
sell your trolling bro
sell if i saw the gift i would have downloaded and i would have played it bro
it just doesn't let me check it out myself i just needed to get the gift
you know then i played once i got secure gifted
i would help straight in bro slay the bosses here we know bro
i didn't know
What else?
Mooda clip!
Sometimes, can I tell you a problem I have, bro?
My goals!
I have a big problem.
I have a couple problems.
But I'll tell you guys the most important problems.
Right now.
Bo.
When I'm in like a fight with a lot of people,
I lose my cursor.
Like I don't even know where it goes.
And then someone told me make it big.
But then I made it big and I just,
like it fucked, like it fucked with my vision.
But like, bro, when I like, when I, when a lot of,
There's a lot of people on me. There's so many abilities chat. How many film theaters? Do you think you can move down?
chat chat
How many more weeks until he starts cheating in league, bro?
No way he's not scripting yet, bro. I have a really big problem. I have a couple problems
I had at least some scripts to like Dutch all abilities. No
Like how that would murder that would catapult you to grandmaster in a week
Imagine bro, ooh doesn't that sound nice doesn't that sound nice place for
Lawrence and is saying there is too many abilities is my Lawrence did that that
chat oh no I'm actually in trouble bro I'm in big trouble big trouble I need to
reply yesterday didn't do it yet I need to reply like now whether we go to the
Laurent major or not else seat is gone no more seat but a big butterman last
Last year, VCT, or I guess this year, was very fun.
But, big but, going to an event, first of all,
I'm a little bit scared, I'm a little bit scared.
CS, different environment, not scared.
But Laurent, don't know none of the guys,
it will be me and all of that's it.
It will be a lot, it will be a lot.
my brain lowkey, this is the, it will shut off fast.
I don't know if the streams will be as nice.
Will be a cool experience though.
Compare the in arena experience, Valor versus CS,
but it is also in China.
And, that's quite far.
Let me make a poll.
VCT major, go to China.
Don't
I need to reply like now else it's else gg
Really bro, you really gotta do 50 50, huh irel in china. Oh
I don't know
hmm
50 50
Ah chat why you do this bro? Why do you do this?
Two month reducer afterwards yeah, and I'm scared about myself about going like another big-eyed shrimp, bro
I'm not gonna lie. Sally, can you see me the clip cue thing?
51 percent says go
25 on a pixel would never do this bro 25 on a pixel wouldn't go to any event
bro home pixel bro it doesn't matter of Valorant let me see
if you have clip send them in the in the chart right now I need to open it up
Resend it now, resend it now, resend it now.
Quickly!
Your hunger made a better function of you.
I expected no less from you, my boy.
Say it.
I see.
From software, I love you.
I'm not joking, but when I see this text,
there's so nonechalant as well.
Look at this logo, bro.
In a world where there's all the corporations like hiring designers trying to make it like fit into it like round box
Everything curvy everything nice smoothie. Look at this bro. It's ack whatever this fund is bro from software
We just make good games you can care about like but this shit
I don't want to get spoiled bro because we're gonna hop in real soon
when are we actually up in Zekiro my beloved what is this
yo hey what are these clips right now bro okay I'm done here yo hey stop
We'll pin out the old ass vlogs
Bro, eh, eh, eh, vlogs
The old ass streams, bro
Oh, oh my god
I would buy a chunk of the server there
Like, oh my god, lemme see
Yo, do you guys think it's a good idea to let Onifixl invest?
You'd buy a chunk of the server?
Bro, the thing is, it's not like
Please!
What would he add to the server? That would be like so great
Cases!
Getting more money for DonutSB
Is not gonna improve the server
This is so not no no cases no cases no cases
Bro loot box is on server. No
What else um?
Why are you linking my own channel bro cases?
Okay
Massive ass Ronaldo will I get banned yeah, okay?
Fuck I want to watch this
iPad can I watch this on all? You make the decision bro. I need to see this, bro.
Do I risk it? Just skip? Oh my god, except us bruh.
iPad I mean. I don't care.
Maxi on the block, works 9 years old, in Spain, 8, 9, 8 minutes!
What did it say?
In Spain final.
Oh, this was this world cup, no?
98 minutes, zero shots.
Wait, Ronaldo this world cup?
I
See
Spain celebrating Ronaldo 41 years of age
Process one for the team for the fam now calm down there's more to come now check
The Minya Mal crushed!
Fernando!
The means...
Rok...
Naldor!
Brother, I have goosebumps, I'm not joking bro.
What the fuck?
That was Nations Cup.
Is that bigger than the World Cup?
bigger than the world cup bro Chad who's your favorite pro bro who's your
favorite football pro bro I don't know man Messi Ronaldo oh my Lamin they're
all so great bro don't call me a lover Marlo Gusto that's the pizza right
from little what else I was Gustavo Gusto my god
Gustavo Gusto is good.
Ah, what is this?
I tried to click on the button.
What the fuck is this?
Yo Matz.
Yo, is that a good thing?
Here we go.
Yo!
Oh my god!
There we go, the whole thing's going.
I saw this.
No!
Chad, I feel sad looking at him like this,
but it's also kind of funny.
No, Chet, do you think he's actually deep down inside?
I think he is.
I think he is.
Like, not so much about the flooding, I mean that as well, but the lagging is just annoying.
Like, yeah, and the flooding, like, the core of the server is going to be cooked.
Yes, this is so evil.
Please stop, bro.
I think he is kind of excited that Jinx is playing right now.
But any other flat that he reacts to, bro, I think he's actually sad deep down.
Oh, shit.
What is this?
Unboxing F&D loss when you're...
It's fake.
Baaas, alright. I think this is offline CS, or?
$1,000! Yo, hey, it's a souvenir dealer original. OG, OG.
Why is this guy's account name Negev on B?
What am I?
Shish.
What else?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Pyagets wanted by trophy.
Wait what?
Chat.
Did I miss this?
Yo, I was gone and fuckin' mouse lifts the trophy bro.
Oh.
Hell no.
Oh, oh man
Trolls you too heavy
Welcome to mouse
Wait, it's a family-sized crowd. I know why they won
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
EPL sized crowd I know what's going on.
Why are you not cheating?
Oh, I'm asking the right questions.
In a world full of cheaters, why are you not cheating?
Why are you not cheating bro?
I just got back. Give me a scout please.
I got you.
Yeah enough money.
Dev cheaters?
Yeah, they have a sabon and kimchi bro. Get him bro. Show him who's big daddy. Show him who's big daddy, bro.
NOOOOOO!
Nooo!
He's actually cheating. We're actually back to season one.
For a second I thought it was clip farming. Bunny hopping around like that, but you can't even right away.
Actually cheating bro. Yeah, they're ready. All you have to do was press the red button.
Naaah.
no there's probably so many that are not cheating but if they got cheated on
they're just like cheat like have it ready and oh my god
Foxy clip why is the moxie playing but
no this just shows bro no fraud no fraud again moxie I love you bro and you
the gaming fox but this shows that hero shooters overwatch Marvel rivals it's
a little bit easier to aim over there
just gonna put that out there
what's the gun in why am I using this?
Moxibre, well I love Moxibre type 1 if you love Moxibre what else um
Cash with Vakil. Say voila.
Now that's crazy. Now that's actually insane bro.
That's crazy. Blue can you take one please? Thank you.
One connector.
What?
Now that's crazy. Now that's actually insane bro.
Am I insane or is the clip insane?
I didn't see what happened.
Did I get you?
Akadani, Akadai, is that a thing?
Yo, I've been gone for too long, bro.
Show the clip.
I can only work with this, like what do you want me to do?
What is he playing?
What is this?
Are you a voice check?
I see Ray Quasar.
And it's my love, Minecraft.
What is this?
Is that shiny?
Why is Rekwaza black?
Is that shiny?
And he's dropping gold knuckas on him like that strip us at his club
He's the gold price
Flex on those poor ons bra
Shiny like
Oh
Shit, this looks nice. Oh fuzz is Team Rocket. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can actually fill the hour off of the screen. I'm not joking
What is this?
Pardon
What I don't get it. What is that used for?
Guys, I've been too long
gone
Chat cobblemon that sounds nice prime simple is back
Nice one
Bro got the clip music on one me too four bullets in this magazine
No! And is that a messy jersey?
While vibing to music, bro.
Chat, I wanna play like this.
Imagine you can just do this, bro.
Vibing to music, oh my, like, this is just nice to watch.
It's just nice to watch.
And he's the gold at the same time.
Oh my god.
Yo, I don't know what is this.
No, what? Don't bring it up that fast, bro.
The red demon devil fucking enemy of the whole country.
Is this a leap walkout?
Okay, he did that for aura.
They're going slow on purpose.
Oh, that's not right.
Hey, BB, he's going slow on purpose and he's farming.
This is C.S.
Okay, okay
League of legends what the hell is my boy playing?
That's a cool new name
Okay drill fuck chat I want to hop into MC with them bro I hope I think Minecraft stands I think
Minecraft's Minecraft on Wednesday stands chat cows but we're finally gonna finish it
um any other clips yay or nay or gay except past being exposed
you know when it's coming I do not I do not look I messaged on it and I
still getting didn't get any reply watch I'll show you I'll show you don't
let's see why is that picture there except what the fuck are we serious
okay bro it be all mods bro sometimes like sometimes I send the
messages in peace and they do that shit. What else?
Huh? What happened?
Come on then, into my arms.
What the fuck did I just see, pardon me. Oh, no, no, no. What is that game? What is that game?
Yo, hey, hey, Twitch, there was, there was nothing. That was him with a banana, with a banana.
Yeah.
What else...?
Swin summary own a pixel.
Own a pixels in full variety mode, reviewing clips,
and is still organizing over that at aachu and china.
Chats pitch at 51%.
But no decision yet.
And then don't actually say that haha.
Oh my god, lovely A.I. Slop,
ummmt, anything else, before we hop in.
Pop pop pop
in a sass
okay?
yes yes yes
get the fuck out
yeah
get the fuck out
no you
oh
whoa whoa whoa
yo I already have like ADHD
and TikTok brain rod and I want everything to go fast
when something gets boring for one split second
I want to scroll
but this is too much
what the fuck do I see on my screen?
this is this is
what the fuck is this
What is this, bro? What even is this, bro? Some Roblox game, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hooking the kids with even more slopp.
Alright, chat. Can you do the track-shot on your soundboard?
Why? The fuck? You need to relax, bro.
What is this?
What was he sipping here Chad?
Why does he say CR7 on his fucking, on his robe?
Holy shit, you got that shit customized bro.
Damn.
What is that Chad?
Is that a sex on the beach?
I see you, I see you big R.
What else?
Hmm
Kater wants to play Val- hey! If Kater wants to play Valor and grind up to ascendant, I'm down. But CS! Oh brother.
Oh, bro, I don't know if I can play CS or not. I'm not- I think I got like one game a day in me.
All right, chat. Is it CS time or no? Is it CS time or no?
I'm scared, bro. I haven't played in so long. In so long.
Am I washed?
So that actually used to be the shit like actually
Let me see if I still got aim
Where can I practice chat I
Forgot how this game works. It's my inventory still there
USPS I'll power hold a Titan holo souvenir of Drangle all original
I'm a power hold a Titan holo desert eagle. I think it's all still there guys
Sorry, this is not supposed to be a flex. I'm just a kk sound blue gem with kind of eat the stick as double rare
One major with that one by the way raps. All right, are we done?
Okay, um, it's all still there chat workshop map
All right, let me see if I still got a m. Okay, let me see if I still got a m
Aim rush or not this shitty s-map
This never is actually hard. All right. Let me see. Let me see
I'm going to go into the most serious competitive environment in a minute.
Alright, I'm a little bit scared.
I will be playing because you voted on it.
Face set for the first time in two years, one year.
I don't know.
Haven't played it in a bit.
Ah, yeah. With no delay. GG.
If they're in the team, oh man. Ah, yeah. Let me see if I'm raging.
Alright, let me see if I still got it. Are my settings right?
Delay? Feels okay.
Sense? Sense should be 0.55.
What? 0.7? I mean, it feels good though.
Let me try to hit ummmmm
everything will land in this field 3-1
Alright now let me check crosshair
Crosshair is, don't mind that at all
What else?
Settings
Medium-high, highest quality
performance medium low medium 8x MSA this looks all good to me this looks all
good this looks all good v-sync disabled yes who's player yes alright should be
good on that um let me go full screen one time when I was windowed what let's
say I don't know what he's doing a you don't have to understand this is the
Only the people that play CS will understand what I'm doing bro.
Alright.
It feels...
It feels okay.
Alright, let's see if we still got the name, okay?
Here we go.
I'm gonna play against bots for a second.
Try to hit some headshots, okay?
Um...
Alright, here we go.
that's
that
that
that
that
Did they change the AK or what is this?
What?
Yo, my aim actually used to be nasty. What's going on right now?
Is my sense too high?
Am I over aiming?
Am I over-amming or un-amming? Tell me right now.
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm scared.
Joe, this reaction time is better than fucking MMP!
Let's go!
No!
I'm not a dickhead!
Let's go, people!
I'm about to break!
Win!
Fleece me!
Oh my god!
I'm the gout!
No, I'm ready.
Here we go.
Listen to me, Chad.
Do we actually try to go incognito, bro?
I need to change my profile.
I need to change my profile.
Chad, what is the takeaway?
If the enemy team recognizes, is it in AKS?
I mean, if they see a souvenir dragon law, a $50,000 skin,
they're going to check the inventory in the profile.
Let me equip other skins.
Or let me equip other skins.
Girl voice. I'm not so much worried about my team recognizing, but the enemy team. You feel me?
But I can't play without my skins.
If I get stream sniped, sure, the enemy team will play better. But I play better with good skins.
It equals out. Ah, here we go.
But I will change my name. I've had to bow for a year.
If you if you play face it your name ah they changed my name you're right oh
no I don't know what my face the name is I let me log in chat who's scared who's
I'm scared that I will get banned, bro.
I'll face it.
For not playing competitive enough.
I have not played CS in two months.
And before that I've played one game a week.
Maximum!
And, um...
And, uh...
And I stream with no delay.
Alright, let me open a bunch of cheats.
Here we go.
Forza 6, we're going to whip out the wheel soon again, actually.
Alright, I just didn't have it ready for today.
Here we go, suck.
Everybody lock in.
I want to go flawless in my placements, and they also brought back half-time voice chat.
So remind me to get into the opponent's head during half-time, okay?
That's important as shit.
Alright, I got it.
Play.
Can I choose maps chat if I buy the thing?
Oh, I can.
Upgrade.
7 bucks a month.
Buzz, alright.
Give me one second, gotta buy this.
Alright, Mott's prediction. I wanna see a massive prediction. Guys, believe in me, please.
I'm telling you, I will not let you down, bro.
You know, I will try hard the most I've ever tried hard it in Counter Strike.
Ever! Do you have streamer mode on? Where's Sally? On Faceit?
Let me call you Sally.
Yo...
I don't actually know how you turn it off because I don't play Faceit.
You don't play Faceit. What do you play?
Oh yeah, but that sounds like a dog shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is that? What do you mean? All so dark shit, bro. Cs is nice
Yeah, yeah, all right, let me see streamer mode. Are you a hundred percent sure that exists?
Yes, okay, but faces all means have to give it to you apparently what I mean probably have it. I you probably have it no
Like you have a person habit
That's fun
Fuck it fuck bro. It shows my twitch and Twitter and YouTube is all linked. Oh, what is this shit? Yeah, what the fuck?
Rematch bro, that's all linked. What the fuck if you're no delay
How do I disable this? Oh
I should find him surely find him. Chad is that string on or no?
Wait, did I make these connections or no?
Yes, probably.
Let me see if I can change my profile.
Account settings.
Integrations?
No, only Steam.
Privacy, maybe?
No, no.
No, no.
Shit.
Ah, fuck it. We just see how it goes. We just see how it goes. If we get fucking, fucking ass and asses.
Alright, Sally.
I mean, you have to get rid of them, you know.
Yes. If your life depended on this game, and you have to call the right outcome, would you call a win, a loss, or a draw?
I wouldn't call a loss a loss.
You wouldn't?
I would, I would call a loss.
Yo, bro.
Yep.
Oh hell no. Rest in peace Sally in the chat. Yo Sally bro, I don't play around when I play CS bro.
When I play I lock in. You will see, you will see. Alright, love you bro. Peace, peace, peace.
Peace be to you. Bye bye.
No, no, no, no. It's time to prove, huh? It's time to prove the word wrong. Let's see this bro. No, no, no, no, no chat. No.
Alright, here we go.
Check, when I lock in, I lock in bro.
Alright, here we go.
You cannot see my screen chat, right
Wait, which match type standard super or premium chance standard super or premium
Premium you get Moilo, but do people have to be premium to play premium?
And which maps are the most played?
Which ones do I take out?
I can take out two maps.
Oh fuck it, I just want to fast kill.
Here we go
Check even in my placement match I got more elo
if I keep a name I
Don't want just snob so paid for it. I want as well like people who didn't pay for facet
Hi, here we go. Oh, yeah, yeah, then Plesch done that odd
Here we go
I'm scared
That was instant
Why am I scabber here we go what's the lobby like what?
What the fuck is my ego
This guy's level two
Yeah, oh wait, I'm admin
Check if I don't get a 50-bomb here you're nuts dust or noob is a new dust
If I don't get a 50-bomb, bro, then this no
No, no, no, no.
Level two!
Check!
This will be my warm up, I'm not joking.
This will be my warm up.
What the fuck?
Oh, that fucked up, bro.
I'm about to ruin five people this fucking weekend, bro.
Actually, FaZe it is going to lose five players
with this one.
I'm not joking, because they're
going to be mad at the fucking matchmaking.
Here we go.
Come on, connect me bro.
My game crashed.
My game crashed on the dead-ass.
Fuck.
Do you have to connect via a console?
Okay.
Okay, yo, I can't close my CS at all.
There we go.
All right, going back in.
Believe, believe, and all in on the prediction now.
First time I played CS in two months, and I was never gone.
All right, I'm doing this, suck, let me not leak.
What happens if you leak a face at IP?
Chat!
Remind me of one game, I'm down like 0-12 to just leak the server IP.
See what happens.
I don't see it.
Boom.
Connect.
Alright, there we go.
I am on the server!
Alright, here we go, baby!
My first game of CS is over!
Why am I excited, bro?
Check on screen or no? I think no.
Mini-map?
Hidden.
You're fucked, you scammers, bro.
Check it out, chatmots.
Fullscreen. When are there fullscreen? I know that Xaybu plays fullscreen.
What are these gloves? What are these gloves?
Tell me I can change.
Uhhh... what do I...
come on us glass bars are right also I can't change my fucking spot if I'm in
game why oh no cuz that is it huh I here we go here we go here we go
channel chat rejoin why no no no I'll take these lost right it's fine time
it's fine it's fine please tell me we have a nice team here we go I'll not make
the fuss
someone's screaming on this team a lot you streaming they see them slapping you
yo there's no you in the slummy who's streaming oh car you streaming one
pixel oh nice how did you know it was me well why would they stream snub
already they don't know it's me bro they don't know it's me why would they
stream snub they stream slapping they know about you how easy yo does this guy want
to lose chill bro believe do you want to lose about relax no no no you should win
this game for us I will I will y'all are a level 3 dog shit I got you bro no
front let's rush beyond this just rush don't stop they don't have mollo
One HP that guy.
That's so bad.
Lantern save. Check window please.
Right.
One more, check shut up.
One down. One double down.
One tunnel, one double down.
Two bullets.
Last door, I go for knife.
Knife brother!
I'm telling you bro, we're not losing bruh even if they would snipe they won't out aim us bruh
Actually believe you want my music though chat face it doesn't let me change my music
This game sounds too louder to silent chat i'm buying ak second round on kev
Do I yeah i'm not gonna lose it i'm not gonna die i may not die a single time
Just play slow this round, okay? They may push. They may force by like rookies.
Maybe I want towards B. Now they're stuck.
Let's go slow, A. Let's go slow, A. We want the long duels, you know, because we have better weaponry.
One shot.
What is that, Nate? How do they have nades?
I got one mid guys one mid
dead
one more one more
oh one is dead
flashbang
go b
baby
dead
let's go b slow
one a one b
no no no one b on a
you wanna go a or b bro
you wanna go a or b
wanna still side of manning him
just go go go
kill kill kill
side bro
kill kill
oh that's kill
oh my god
what did i do
Oh my god bro!
Good job Leonid.
Leonid do you have a mic?
No?
Good job Leonid, good job.
bro don't tell me to go kill bro
I will go kill myself like chill, don't tell me what to do bro
you're not my dad, you know what I mean
check this out
I have a Spanish feeling inside here.
What did I say? What did I say?
I kinda wanna go long, Chad.
I'm not gonna push one.
Oh, hold it. Go, go, go. Yellow, go. No way, I'm dead.
Nice.
One peeks here. I can go on the left side.
Fuck! One mid. Left side.
CT dead. Last A.
Just plant it's free.
He's not- NICE GUYS! That's how we play Counter Strike!
Actually, okay, maybe.
Chat.
KD of 5.
Should we make a 10?
Huh? Should we make a 10?
Watch this. I'm not gonna lose a single game during my fucking qualifiers, okay?
Straight to level 9 where we belong
and then we're gonna fight our way to what's level 10.
Step by step, brick by brick.
Look at it.
Watch this.
With music, I aim even better.
Like simple, bro.
One shot, one shot!
Holding on that!
What?!
Behind shot, out shot, behind!
Me, me!
1v2
Last one, this side
Nice try, buddy
actually a good job actually a good job actually a good try
Machete is saying AI lobby
why are you guys in this rank bro how did you end up here
I have only one hundred hours in here that explains it what about the rest
I ran out of the 30-button this old man
Thank you.
One on the left side.
Last one to be...
Last beat! Last beat!
No, no, no, see this.
The bomb guy, one on the left.
Why is the bomb in spawn, guys? Oh hell no.
It was a good round, but there's always something to learn.
Even if you win, we dropped the bomb, don't do that.
Leon?
What?
My chat is saying you have 2500 matches on Faceit?
Yes, but it's not working like that, it's Faceit.
It's Faceit do for me, not me, I'm not playing this match.
You don't play other games Faceit or what?
No, no, no, it's Faceit.
You're level 3 after 2500 matches, how?
How?
I'm bot.
I'm very sad bot.
I only have more than 25k in Premiere.
Yes, 30k if I lock in. Easy.
Copy, copy, copy.
Yeah, I got mine, I got mine.
Bomb out on me.
Oh
Your trash chat
Remind me about how to voice chat okay
You want flattro profile picture?
Flattro peep?
I mean while he's peaking like a fucking bolt
Simple
Microps long
Sanctares
We are none of these things bro
You're none of these things bro
Oh my god
so it's always the people that are bad thinking that they have a shit you know
what I mean zero self-reflection
gonna get in the middle
bro give me a gift
I'm a very poor person
what do you want?
any skin that you can
any skin
a 3 cent graffiti you would be happy
what?
a 3 cent graffiti you would be happy
Yeah, we'll be happy.
Why does he live in it's wheel up?
It's the turret. Come on, run from space.
Tunnel.
What the fuck?
Go, go, go, go, go, clear!
And then what? Nice.
How are there so many of them, eh?
Who just killed one of them, eh? Why would he be eight?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ah, here we go, here we go.
Controller aim.
What?!
Chad, my goal is KDO5 in this.
Uh, what?
all right all right let me actually look in let me actually like cool here
we go let me one second
what's guys no one be no one crosses
Leon where you from bruh
I'm from Saudi Arabia
Also in small
But now I'm living in Poland like tourists. Ah Poland nice, no
What Poland is nice, no? Yeah, Poland is not German. It's nice friends. It's nice. I visit three countries
I try in Germany sausages from Byron. It's so unbelievable. I love German sausages
Thank you.
Guys, let's lock in, come on, come on.
We have stuff to do this weekend, right?
We have stuff to attend.
Come on.
Let's make this a quick game.
Lock in.
13-2.
13-2.
Leonid, how old are you, bro?
I do not have to...
Hello, drop please, okay.
I'm finished.
Leonid, how old are you, bro?
I'm guessing you're 19.
Me?
Mm-hmm.
Now, 20.
Close.
I'm playing like rubbish, you see.
I'm shooting.
You're not playing like rubbish, bro.
You're 7 and 5, you have positive KD, you're doing better than those gloves.
I
Yes, souvenir dragon not just a rainbow it's original
Can it's looking chat. I was talking about my dealer to explain I couldn't focus
Let me close the curtains from
Don't say I'll win!
I need to close the curtains, bro.
That's why I'm not focused.
Ah, here we go.
Now I'm Gamer Mode. Gamer Mode!
You wanna play with who?
With who?
Aouk!
AVP!
I would love to play with Aouk!
What was that?
What was that? Bomb explosion? Has it always been like that?
That was like a nuke.
Oh, that was dumb.
Purple, can I have my op back?
Oh my... What?
There ain't no op. There ain't no op!
Leon, you have a girlfriend, bro?
You only have a girlfriend or a wife?
What?
You have a wife?
No, no, I have a girlfriend.
Oh, ha! Nice!
In Poland?
No.
Long dead?
She's from France.
France?
France?
Yes.
Probably France.
One shot maybe.
I'm going to speak, I'm going to speak.
Okay, let me go for it.
Yeah, let's win this game.
French.
Smoking cross.
Flashing cross.
Very good cross.
Turkey's got one.
If kickly GG
What?
Jumping, jumping
Shot clear
Where is he?
Under, under
No worries bro that's what I do. You don't even have to pay me. Chad will I get banned
for boosting or will they get banned for boosting here we go you're Leon what's
your actual name is it Leon
What's a how you these guys have bought some are losing to them
Yo, yo, yo, I need to get a grip right now now. Let me lock in Chad
Let me lock in bro
Dying to a book
Dying to a level 10. That's fine. I'd like to someone as good as me but dying to these. Oh my god, honey, yo
Okay, come on. Let me actually lock him.
Holy dans, one, two, he has unsteamed.
Two hundred, two hundred, it's a win.
Come on.
It is 8-3, we are chilling.
These streams snipein' dish.
Jellie's saying in German that they're stream snivin' me.
The Gora's very good.
Fuck.
Do you know flesh, someone? Orange?
fix it
ah yeah i know all the flashes, you want flash where?
yeah
ah that's B flash me ok
gotcha
stay long
but if they molly
you gotta run out bro, fuck it
flashing once?
flashing twice?
what?
oh no no no, 3B, 3B, 2B and 1C, no no no
Oh, it's not dead.
Let me lock him. Fuck these guys.
They're not gonna push because they're sniping?
No, come on man.
We win this much.
City, city.
How is that not a kill?
One city, city. All city maybe.
oh my god bro they said they were stream sniping hillybilly said he's
german he said that they were stream snapping in their team comes they said
they were stream snapping bro you can ban him easy I will try I will try I
told them as well if they don't stop we're gonna ban bro no if we lose if we
lose then we're gonna ban come on okay
Oh, the ass, the ass. Even with stream snap, GG.
I play shot, I play shot.
Okay.
Flank.
Yellow, yeah, B, B, B.
Bombie, bombie.
Got a flank.
Got a flank, got a double flank.
I got him.
You're a blotcher, lach.
Nice, one more.
nice baby come on bro always the Germans bro the one German is chill but
the other guys just sniping bro how now bro how now bro three more rounds
bro here we go chat do I play until I lose I don't think I will lose in this
you know whatever what are they gonna do you what are these bots gonna do rush
a rush B I know they're gonna do something they're gonna rush be let's
Triple Nade B, triple Nade B, have your Nade caught.
I guess they cannot press bro.
No, take your Nade caught, three, two, one, now.
How long?
Too long, too long.
Now, pass me, guys, pass me.
Throwing fire.
No, no, no, no, no, no, get me out, get me out.
Ted, you know when you're gonna lose a duel,
you lose all the confidence mid-duel just get me out bruh
oh it's not ready for that
there we go reset reset
fucking swim sniping
little pigs
fuck him bro if you step bitch if you step bitch notch come on baby if I
would have lost this game my day would have been ruined bro this free
may have ended early i'm not joking bro here we go come on level 2 or rock yo bro i'm not
I'm gonna push middle watch this
Why is this guy typing?
Oh my god, we fall you win this notch
Good aim
Nice try not all right, we have full but we don't know but not can you drop let's do a low by let's do low by
And then we finish them and next notch drop some deagles bird drop some deagles bird
Yeah, thank you boss
All right, let's go. Let's thank you, bro
By some nades guys by some nades, you know, maybe chip him away suck finish him off. Let's do it. We can win this one, so
Leone that's double Nate long okay, okay, three two
My, 1's
No bomb!
Nice try
No one low
Shot 2, 2, 2
3 at least
High five
Up shot, up
What's that?
He's dead
1 CT, 3 shot
Bombshot
I kill
oh my god oh my god the one time when I okay oh are we serious right now it
was low-by guys don't let this one get to your head okay come on let's fuck
about right now full invest full invest I can say lonely 757 power full invest
full invest trust trust mp9 mp9 trust please buy bro green please we're
You're gonna have M4 when we have nothing
Buzzer right
Shock clear
Follow up
Tunnel
On grenade
The day smokes window 1B
One tunnel
Listen, Lucy, thank you for the Twitch Prime.
Rusty, thank you for the 30 months.
Chris, thank you for the 2-tribe, Krala, thank you for the 8 months.
Only level 2 face it for l-
Yo, I'm not level 2, bro.
I will not lose a single placement game.
I may have sometimes a KV, that's not too good,
but that doesn't matter, bro,
because my kills are impact,
just watch this.
Come back, pause the champ.
Sadly, not happening, bro.
You're getting Rusty, no way, ain't, bro.
Oh my God.
Here we go, here we go.
Bro, I like the new bomb explosion.
That's insane.
Double up, lad.
Perfect, let's go along solo.
I got it, I got you, I got you.
She ran full.
Come on.
These are the moments where we need to prove that we don't belong in the Zelo.
Come on.
Let's carry this round with this.
I got it.
I got it.
I got you.
I got you.
She ran full.
Come on.
These are the moments where we need to prove that we don't belong in the Zelo.
Come on.
This round with this
I told you they stream snarling, it's unbelievable.
It's fine, they're not gonna win bro.
They're so ass, they can't even run with stream snarling, come on, we just need to
lock them all around.
Lock in, come on.
We're ten times better at aiming bro, we've proved it many times.
What's this?
What's this?
Where they're snapping?
Oh, one more!
It's A, it's A, no one B!
Too long, was...
Five grenade!
No, no, no...
Oh...
You saw him, you saw him!
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
Snap him with an MP9!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay...
There you go, bro!
Okay, that's fucking...
Laugh long!
Look at my HP! Look at my HP!
Six air!
Come on baby, one more round boys!
One pixel you hit me?
I hear you Leon.
Please, please don't forget about...
GIFs, okay? Because I don't have skins on this account and very poor.
On this account? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
you have more than one account no no no on this account it's mean on this
account I my English not so perfect okay I'll send you something what what
mean on this time what you think on the that you have like five different
accounts and you chew on the others and you're smurfing and facing different
it's mean a lot yeah shot that
oh you know flash and someone explain shot one shot I do my flash is not work
chat why do my flash is not work learn how to use utility oh bro enemy looks
I don't know how they weren't looking at that
Please don't forget about the game
I love it
You remind me every 5 seconds, I'm not gonna forget
I don't think that it's here
What do you want?
Any skins, any that you can give me
Any, because I don't have any skins
Maybe I have from drop, but they cost probably 50 cents or something
Stop voice cracking, one more voice crack, no skins bro
Baby baby
He was lower bro, it's cannot be
I'm not hot to send him skins, I have to add him, it's not a tell
Let me add him
Nice, good luck
GG
Yo can you hear me enemy team, can you hear me?
huh stream sniping piece of shit bruh don't ever do that again haha they're silent bruh
all right vamo way i need to block him no they can't hear i thought they can
all right chat one more game yeah okay one more game yeah okay
Okay.
Oh.
Fuck it.
What?
Streamsnap in first game chat.
How did they streamsnap me?
How did they know?
How did they know?
In warmup.
I'm going to wait with a queue.
I'm not going to queue Insta.
Whisper
mmm
stream mode? I don't know how to turn it on Bro
Hmmmmmm
Adaman
here we go
team gotta go gazherr
Oh No.. What are these Maps?
What phase level..?
teas Love
against
How am I still in this boat lobby?
Ah, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It is fine.
Let me clean up my friends list.
Whoa! What the fuck?!
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Ah, we're done.
Dutch server dust to again. Oh my god.
I recall. Let's make it a quick one. Let's make it a quick one.
Here we go. One more quick win.
One more quick win. If I lose, I quit.
If I lose, I quit. You understand me? Let's go.
Oh, you didn't see that on your back.
Jack, is it cringe to talk in warm up?
I'll try not to boss again.
Yeah, team.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Now Zupa, where are you from?
Together.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Which position you play?
I said which position you playing?
Oh.
What the fuck?
Haha, what is this sound?
here we go
what's our strep from the knife run?
kill him?
all right here we go, chill chill it wasn't good
they just didn't activate their knife for the laugh
here we go
check this out
left-click demon
the bad grief
watch
what the fuck, I'm dead
Jackson and Dima clip this one
I have to find high ground
you have to juke over?
what? how was you ready for that?
That's not how you do it. I know how to do it. I had to jump down shot
Next time remind me I had to jump down shot and then when they jump down I sliced them from the bottom
Type one of you know what oh my god. I'm so stupid that would have worked
Imagine I would have won
Go flash don't stop green
Uuuhh, it's alright, I'm not
I don't know what that means
Yes, someone had one on B, I'm valuable but
I don't play that weapon
Come back, come back
Come on
Alright bro
Why you say nice, we lost
I don't know what I'm talking about
No, I'm only speaking English
Nice try
Okay, nice try
Here we go
I'm not going to let anyone touch you
No?
I should only buy the other one
Come on
Watch this.
Nikolajs.
Chill out.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Stop the job of this.
I'm just going to watch this.
Yeah, I'm going to watch this.
Yo, hey, flax, last warning, bro.
English.
I
For
Good if knives
How do I control my music from my phone check is it is it my stream deck I can't change and start my music is that normal
so annoying
I'm the treat right
Like I want to turn on music between the runs
Here we go.
What's the plan?
Not sure.
Yeah.
No B.
I have to go B.
No smoke! No what's that? What the fuck?
Hey! Come down!
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Why is he still crushing out?
I'm short of fire
I know I'm short of fire
I know
Turn it out
Where's the smoke?
Oh my god, almost shot him
go go go go i'm flashing high go go go go go what the fuck will you flash
oh shit
shit
should i need to walk in the glass
actually
arm has been clamped
i'm on
yo blyat where are you from woosky guy where are you from phoenix phoenix where are you from
It's laying front bro, laying front.
Which country are you from bro?
What's the note that guys speaking?
It's Robin you in the chat, Robin!
I go one, lower.
I don't understand.
Your heart's in the chat for Robin right now.
Robin, I'm not going to get a Nurburgring as well, I'm scared.
Run, lover! No! No!
Go away!
Felix, you need to calm down, bro. This is a team game, okay?
Good job.
Rob's already at a beautiful location, bro. The pics look insane.
FURIE says you suck at CS. I haven't lost a single game yet. When I looked at his fucking stats, you lose this everything.
Chalax on.
Huh?
Here we go.
Go, push.
Felix, can you hear me?
Green, can you hear me?
I'm on you there.
That's all in this big English to the new me
Play don't an SMP
Pick me baby
I'm sure
Smoking cross wait for my smoke
Don't pick up go back blue come be come
What are you doing?
You're the last one!
You're the last one!
What are you doing?
It's my first game, don't talk please.
No, it's your first game of Counter-Strike, ever?
No, no, it's my first game for the day.
That's not an excuse to be in bed.
Yes, I'm in bed.
I'm joking, you're not bad. You're top-fragging bro. You're our savior, look in.
X-Air bus voice. Do it.
It's gonna peak.
fuck
what the fuck?
this is borg's part
he's dead, what the fuck are you doing?
purple, what the fuck?
what?
I
Actually tried to kill him. Oh my god a man. That was so bad
Why did it double scope?
Actually disabled what are you talking about?
go go go now speak i'm a friend i feel so bad that he saw that now he thinks i'm a boy
i'm a P C i'm a P C shoot the fuck up shoot the fuck up don't fight
shizer oh my white appointment playtime i need to lock in chat i need to lock in that was not me
okay one thing chat i don't know if i should be hopping
my AK is nesting, my scope weapon re-run now
nice nice nice
nice nice nice
ah, Rosh blin
scouts, no
can I have a drop, you know
okay
thank you
Thank you.
There we go.
I play good but I play under.
I have to play under.
Good one.
If he kills me I die.
Yep.
Fucking bats.
one in both sides
go away, go away, last one
go away, go away, what?
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
you're good, you're good
me, blyat? you, blyat, it's okay
Saitu
Noisarosh!
Hey, Fenix!
Simple Osamu!
Well, who's the ghost?
I've been working on it for a long time.
Where's the Zaybu?
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, what's that, bro?
You're Felix you're the only one speaking Russian, bro. We don't understand you
He said your voice is disgusting
What the heck?
What?
He can't be trolling.
Short.
Let me iron.
I'll try to voice call.
Be clear, be clear. Take the bomb. Come B.
Bomb? B?
Short.
I'll pull down some smoke.
Look out.
Learn!
Last name, last name.
Let's throw the grenade!
Grenade!
I'm running to the ground.
Hey, Monty.
Okay, flash again.
Nice.
We're not gonna lose any games today, bro.
Any games.
You're on a semi bro.
Go long. Green, go long. Don't smoke me. Go long. I will flash.
Go long, blin.
No.
What?
Oh, what the fuck?
No, I actually...
It's so long!
The hell?
I'm scared of losing, bro.
We need this round.
Long flank.
What is this?
This is Felix.
3 HP, 1v5.
Why is it not really...
i got you
shut the fuck up i can hear you
what the fuck are you doing
i will get you
you are not a bazaar
speak English
go to hell
english
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
speak short what
nice to bum lad stupid yellow or blue
city
smoke and cross
wait for the ploom wait for the ploom
that's for long
easy one
any idea where the last guy is guys?
he's here
maybe
okay
hmmm
city is coming with me
I'm maaar
double door maybe short
maybe short
say last baby go
I need to stop
safe safe safe safe safe
Come on!
What?!
Hey!
Thank you!
How did I die there?
Can I have that back?
I made a mistake.
Yo, who?
Nah, please, please!
No.
Supervalley, drop your AK, bro. You're better with the AK.
Yes, bro, I swaggered.
You're a hatchet machine, man.
Come on.
Yeah, it's a 6.7.
Oh.
Ha!
You will.
Check.
It's there.
It's there.
It's the new bomb stronger.
Yo, I'm about to crash.
Come on.
Sit here, sit here.
get ready for halftime voice chat, we have to get into the hut
Mooda aim, chill chill, you can't shoot on the facet
no b c t
shit you lost, she just spawned
I fucking timing.
Let him clutch, don't talk while the guy is playing, okay?
Oh, we won.
Nice!
Come on, baby!
Wichtig, Bruder.
Oh!
We got this.
Last round.
Full by!
Oh
We got this last round full bye
Can they drop me can you drop me Daniel
JG it's last round it's last round why wouldn't you spend your money for me? Hello?
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Man
Uh-huh
Just 12
Oh
Oh
There's 12
You feel it, man
Shut your bitch's up enemy team, bruh
One more laugh, I'm gonna crash out
You lose
Okay
Love, guys
Free 10
What the fuck
I have a plan short
I go B
Fuck this guy
3 long, 1 short
1 middle, 1 B
I go B
1 on 1
I looked at my mini-map!
Oh my god
Losing after talking to the enemy team is actually terrible shit. You feel like a loser.
Type one if you know what I mean.
Oh, what the fuck? Free long!
What are you doing, you fucking idiots?
English! English!
Come on!
France or no France? Super valve.
What the fuck?
Guys!
Push middle push middle why not push middle push middle what the fuck guy what the fuck push middle
What the fuck what stop getting me I would have died that would have crashed outside
i'll kill you
no no no
omg
close
what was that?
no i don't know
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
hmm what's eco what's eco we shouldn't be too harsh on ourselves
we win this one just stay on set stay on what
let's move
good job of the situation what are you doing
yo stop making yourself go long play
some
It's a nice back-seeding bro!
One bish...
Shit!
Bid it!
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna lose.
What the fuck, guys?!
Felix, homebify!
I
Waddup it was just
Oh
You know the name of the scout?
I got a DG
I can't even lock him, I can't even see him
Come on!
I'm going up
Short
Short
kill them
mama mama
plant plant kinda loud, lower plant, go plant
I'm CT
what is he saying?
I
I will lose
My god, baby girl!
Good job, Orange.
Thank you.
Can you drop me purple?
Orange, orange.
Say please.
Drop!
Can you drop me, please?
Orange!
Thank you.
Go, go, go!
Thank you.
go go go
take take take take take
you have you have you have
don't
lower
animal bullets animal bullets
Oh my god, did you see that?
Nice.
MO! MO! MO! MO! MO!
Okay, I go A, Felix.
A, A, follow, follow.
NO! NO! NO! NO!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck, sucka B!
What the fuck are you doing on B, you bastard?
Blyat!
Fuck, what the fuck are you doing here, you fucking idiot?
The terrorists win!
No, no, I forget.
My game crashed because I F1'd.
Chad, every time I press F1, my game crashes. I don't know why.
I still haven't found the fix.
I don't know.
Does the game get frozen? I hope so.
Someone told me I have to hold control or something.
Is that true? It's my keyboard or something.
How do I rejoin?
I have.
Sorry, I won't be it's okay. I hope you don't push please
No, no
Neal nape
Kids no
Long way my hands are sweaty nice week
3
2
1
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
I need a white band, I need a red band.
I shall be some key...
Oh, Jesus!
The fuck, no deep use here.
Probably not a shift.
We're gonna lose.
unless you lock in
I need to energy energy nice tries above love
I'm not gonna lose this game, bro. Come on. Let's lock in bro. Please
You have more kills than me. Take em, forgive me farmers, fast.
Let's go, come on.
Tunnel worked.
It's not in burst.
Nice!
One more, one more.
Lost middle bit.
hahaha
Come on, baby
That's where we got the shit come on
orange
I go short watch you're late. I go short. Yes, bro. Yes, look in that's what we need to win, bro
Okay, no
Yes!
Me rush! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Fast!
I couldn't get my molotov because of you scroll wheel for utility.
Call me a bum right now, oh my f***ing no bro.
One car, one tunnel, one site.
Bitsy, Bitsy!
Nice, the site was...
GO!
GO!
Ah, yeah!
Felix!
What the fuck is 10 second ninja axe?
Nice.
Thanks again!
I can see him play this and crash out
All time baby, you know what that means
How it's never gonna expect a close peak
Jitch.
I think I need a dopamine.
Bombay, bombay.
Walk, walk, walk.
Bombay, twillock.
Two lock, last two lock.
I'm pushing the bombay.
Yeah, they are.
What?
Save one.
Sight last.
What the fuck, hey!
Bro, unusable chill.
Go!
There!
Left side!
Oh no!
Wait a second!
Bye!
Oh my god, I almost rolled so hard.
Ah, fuck, fuck!
Nice!
Ah, let me look, let me look, let me look.
Let me look, let me look, let me look.
Chat, I sometimes might play when I'm up on one.
You know what I mean?
It's like...
I don't know how to explain it, bro.
here we go one v four i kill all four four v one i vibe
here comes armor
one must hide him yeah
one tank middle
one one one one long really
shot
No man.
I'm short.
I'm sorry.
Long, long! Why no one's still on it?
Help, help!
Help!
Look!
Got it, got it!
Nice!
One more, one more, one more, one more guys, one more.
One more Nahui, one more!
Let me confuse him.
Let me drop him with those.
He doesn't realize.
Check this out.
They fear my AWP on short.
Hello, please, save it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yeah, my god, I'm shot.
No, no, no!
This mode will die.
But how does my op shots miss today, chat?
I mean, last time.
Shot.
Shot in my sound.
I used to be one of the best opers.
So I tagged him.
Oh, right.
Yo, bro.
Do I need to drop the op today, chat?
Do I need to drop the op today?
My op used to be nasty.
Today it's nasty in the bad road, bro.
What do you mean today?
Hey, how many people left so far?
None.
I could go on all day.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What are you doing there, blue boy?
Come here, you idiot!
You win this.
What's the fuck, guys?
What are you doing?
Blue, what the fuck?
nice try blue, nice try
sorry bro
it's okay, it's okay
but next time get him, okay?
okay
here we go, this is our round, come on
so sad, i'm gonna push long
i'm gonna try something different
multi-kill
Be clear, be clear.
GGs.
I don't know.
Copy, copy.
Long.
Be clear, be clear.
Name short.
Going middle.
Careful.
Short.
Double door.
Two sit.
One inch too long.
Oh my god.
3v4
Oh, no
What the fuck, bro?
Felix is cracking him
What the fuck, bitch?
What are you doing? You're a fucking bastard
What are you doing, fool?
What the fuck?
What are you doing? You're a fucking bastard
Nice!
What is this shit?
This is fucking shit!
Wow!
Nice game, nice game, man.
Shut your bitch's up!
We're gonna fucking slice your ass!
In this O-Team! Fuck you!
There's no friends in this fucking game, bro.
Fuck, she's a brother!
Please, man, come on!
You're a bastard, fuck!
Watch.
And learn.
Lock and chat.
B!
B, B, B!
No!
Opening, opening!
I can see, I can see!
Stay close!
Okay, nice, we went!
Backside! Last backside! In the corner! You know what I mean?
I'm gonna be next! Sniper's nest! Sniper's nest! Sniper's...
Here, here, on my paper!
Always fake!
I'm gonna be next.
I'm gonna be next.
Oh my god.
Was that guy dead?
You freaked me out already.
What do you gorgeous?
Guys, I'm nervous, bro. We need to win this.
They trashed up so much during the half-time chat.
This is Martin, ChristofG. I'm a human.
What?
The Martin Christ of Gaolchman.
The Martin Christ of Gaolchman?
Yeah, gay.
Okay.
There we go.
I don't know what he said.
Was that English?
What's up?
You're me?
Walk out!
You're a chicken jockey.
Sorry! Sorry!
No problem!
W. Felix! W. Felix!
Sorry for something wrong.
They don't have long.
What the fuck?
What if I stay short?
Alapiri, clear.
Be careful, he's on us.
Aha, I see.
What?
Don't show.
I was trying to throw him a little bit.
I wasn't trying to kill him though.
But I didn't expect his reaction time like that.
I was not trying bro chill I was not I was not
total reaction no it's not I was not I was not you know that too bro chill 3v1
Let's see how Felix plays.
Let me take a meat please, let me take a meat.
Let me take a meat.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Orange, do you love Bulgaria?
Scream if you love Bulgaria!
Scream.
I don't like it.
What?
No, I like, I like.
Bulgaria is nice bro. Good food, good people.
Counter-Strike.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
I'm gonna push the smoke
I'm just gonna fuck up you fucking bitch
Flash, flash, flash, flash
I saw him
I'm gonna break three
One, one
B-Dob, B-Dob, B-Dob
What the fuck?
B-Dob, B-Dob, B-Dob, he's coming B-Dob
Hey, hey, hey
I told you bro
Wait
What the fuck
wait oh my god enemies can you hear me yeah fuck you bitch come on come on
guys we rush be we rush be go long what don't go long Felix I told him to go
long go be go be tell him to go be he muted me tell him to go be tell Felix
B, please! Blue!
Fallen!
Let's go, let's go!
Now smoke that molly
Flashing
Yeah, ok, so...
i'm going
blue?
can you tell Felix to unmute him?
he muted me
of my voice, I changed it, you know, I act.
Green, can you unmute, Orange?
You have to say Felix, it has no green.
Felix, unmute, unmute, Orange, please.
Please.
What? Unmute, Orange.
Felix let's go let's go can you hear me Felix let's go let's go come on win
win win win come on
one more, I have
I think I have
3, 2, 1, go!
Watch out
I think we have a lot of oil teams
I'm clear
I'm clear
Yeah, I hear you, fuck!
Come on, bitch!
Go!
Sit, sit, sit!
Sit, sit, sit!
Nice!
Oh fuck!
Let's go, bro!
Let's go, bro, yeah!
Bro, you have 20, I killed you in the first game!
Fuck, yeah!
Is my first game today?
shh
look my bitch
you're better on your first games bro
confidence, confidence
one more round
one more round
one more round
what the fuck, bitch
no no no no no
I'll check in the middle
I'll check in the middle
Throwing a backpack!
Nice, tight.
Don't show him, dude.
Yo.
Come, maybe.
Yellow.
Go, go, go.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Nice.
Go B, go B, go B, go B, go B.
Go B.
Please be clear.
Playtime.
Playtime, don't peek Felix.
Yes, yes, yes.
Could save the molly, it's fine.
It's for HP, for HP. One kiss he does.
Tunnel one, tunnel coming. Tunnel coming.
guys
come back come back
back back back back back back
i think god
gg gg
gg
go
oh my god guys
gg's bruh
we are the goats
I
Think I need it up on me
So far zero losses
So far zero losses
What was that did they tap in the lobby?
Vortex, I can't get carried by level 10s bro. I need to get to level 10 myself as it
before but thank you bro. Alright, do I go one more now chat? I kind of want to play
until I lose you know. I just can't lose. I can't lose. Check, what are the odds of
getting vertical? I really want to play vertical like on everything. It says it's
in the map pool but I haven't seen it let me see but I do need a regis for
brah and cash cash is in the map no one playing cash here we go one more one
more let's see if finally they put us against like level 5s level 6s so we can
go up actually lock in chat now you under MVP of picks and bands check this
out they hope for a dust so I'm gonna play around that I'm gonna ban what they
wait I'm gonna ban nuke let me see what this guy plays let me go full try hard I
want to play cash or ancient if this guy doesn't play it this guy plays what
dust to dust to yeah he's in it for dust to um so if I ban wait he has last
Oh, GG. Cash ancient I guess, right?
Let's go cash.
Let's go cash.
Let's go cash.
if I don't join the server what happens oh my god oh my god bro you're on buns
I'm BUNZED. 30 minute ban.
Oh my god.
Do I have time to go toilet? Yeah, right?
Let me go Regis. I'll be right back.
Mods, prediction, chat, all in on prediction. I'll be right back.
Quick Regis on.
Chat, time to take a timeout if I'm late.
I will say if K why report
What?
Chad, what voice do I do?
I was getting cottage cheese with Henry.
What did I just say?
I was getting cottage cheese with Danny.
What did I just say?
Chad, what voice do I use?
Should I speak German?
No.
Go fucking B.
Shut up.
Use this.
Use this.
Shut up.
I'm not gonna do this.
Speak Busken.
Hakuna Matata.
Here we go.
I'm gonna go and show you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he's here.
I
See the smoke
What the fuck where team where child house my impression
I'm coming to the left, fast!
Long!
Go, go, are you baited?
Still long!
Nice, go blend, go blend!
Oh, easy!
Oh, oh, oh, boosted!
Oh my god, why?
Why is that-
NOOOOOO! Just shut up!
Oh my god, I actually can't focus, bro.
I didn't save in game because that was serious.
That was actually me.
That was not me, R.P.
oh my god
my friend when we play let us play okay
sugar no shout when clutch
Oh, my god, so bad.
Oh, my god.
Yo, what is, what is facing bruh?
Hey!
Shut up!
Yellow bitch, you hear me?
chat the higher we go in levels and illo the worse it gets
how?
lul
dale, dale don dale
i should like that song
little bitch where you from?
Dali! Dali don't Dali!
Bitch! What you say Dali?
They still haven't moved a bit.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Love it
Watch. Hey. Come on, Bobby. Come on, Bobby. Oh, I'm vibing. Watch this.
Got the area!
Wait.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Yellow, you hear me?
Yellow, where are you from?
Country.
Me?
Russia.
You?
Blood.
That
This maybe a loss true people
Z and four hold this position. No, not there. No, this is actually good. That means I have
multiple lives. This is winnable now.
I'm just checking my stream, I'll walk.
Don't ask, don't ask.
aahhhhhh
it's fine bitch why you leave
We win, we win, bitch.
Focus.
Shit.
Shall we ask him to lock him?
Maybe Fabian toggled.
Maybe Fabian toggled.
Maybe Fabian toggled.
Maybe Fabian toggled!
Root? I have to else they recognize me.
If I'm nice they recognize me because
their own pixel is nice.
It's always friendly so I have to be not friendly so little.
Head back, head back.
Oh my god.
There's this beach, why you leave? Welcome back.
Sh** it bro.
We are cooked
No
What's he doing?
I'm about to go insane bro this may be my last game I'm not
Why did we leave again? I'm about to lose my goddamn mind, bro.
Dale! Dale, don't dale!
Focus, focus!
Focuss team, Focuss!
Oh bro, he's trolling us, just on the party.
It's okay, one trolling, four bro, come on, Focuss, bitch.
Let's keep them out.
Oh, I'm gonna have a hard time.
Yo, he has to never throw my picture.
This guy is goaded.
Bro, we need to win this, bro.
What are the odds of...
Okay, 7-0. Now we focus. Come on.
Fabian, where you from, bitch?
probably i'm my friend bitch where you from i said don't chat i don't know what to what's
he checking as you're fucking too much just play okay okay here we go here we go here
we go here we go lock in lock in chat i'll mute yellow for one round see what it does
No one's aware he has most damage right now.
That explains something.
Yo this map is so bad!
Actually, that was fun.
If you don't have execute on this map, you just cook.
No, it's just like you can't do anything.
Like, oh my god.
Vertical, yeah, vertical is the best.
I wish we could play vertical for once, bro.
And have some fun, you know what I mean?
F-U-N, bro.
Sounds like a U issue.
Okay
I wish it was one meal
Haha, how do I make it into a note?
I didn't say nothing.
What do you mean, Toss?
Shit, bro.
You free Elo!
Oh no!
Short time.
Believe in me, Chad.
I want him to die, I got my AKW, there we go, all according...
I need to get out of this somehow, I can't get near it.
Heaven!
Oh my god, your voice is heaven!
Let me guess it's whistling.
No, is he locked in now?
Yo, can this guy stop exposing me bro?
I love you
Yeah, we'll get back bro times are desperate bro. Oh my god
You should go to space savers you are blind at face of Darwin I
Would throw the game for sign
bro I'm cooked huh fuck this game bro no this game the games before when nice
this will then wrong in this game chat oh how are you here was it in the band
face I think it was the pigs and man's bro
oh that was a piece of cash GG
oh my god
shut when you play CS what do you do after this no way you cue another there's
There's no way you kill another.
We do.
Go deadlock and have fun.
Goon.
Open case.
Sheesh, crawl like this, this.
Yo, is anyone still here?
Hello?
Like we can win.
Yo, Blue, we can win, right?
Javis
Pimp
PMP
team
Like the go peak the song of all
Bro can I add you I want some skins
You say what pimp
What is pimp, what is it?
team team let's play with team I think
aha let's do it
I want some skills from you
I don't know your friend
how can I request him
you are in team I sent you can accept this team
I don't trade I don't trade no trade
Jeej.
Yo, someone get me out of this game, please.
Shit.
I just want to get my elo, bro.
I'll sign you guys, I just want my elo.
Let me win again.
I mean, I mean, I'm joking.
Yo, I'm joking, joking, joking.
one of all
Oh
Yo
Cheryl, come on up, I need this bro.
Oh my god.
How the- actually, that one took my FK.
Okay. I'm going AFK.
Fuck me in the ass.
One V1.
Uno V1.
Against bottom fragger. Wislaver is bottom fragger.
Come on.
yo can you hear me guys?
yes man
nice guys
that's when I signed bro
I got you bro
do you want to sign?
I'm not joking I'm not joking
I'm not doing I'm not doing I'm not doing I'm actually joking
I'm not joking I'm not joking
I'm not joking I'm not joking
I just want to see what they do I'm looking to win this game chat
unless all the sudden we play in same role like if all the sudden I start hitting all
my headshots of course I deserve this one here we go
nah I'm not doing it I'm not doing it yet
fire
Oh my god bro lock in lock in lock in nice we can win
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna next game
No, no, no, let's go next
So I said why would they do that shit throw a game for time. That's no way chat wait
Wait
Does this mean I can reach face level 10
Here we go
Hold on the second
Oh
No, I actually don't want to win this game
I'm not sure the last guy I'm not sure I'm not sure
Haha, from the position of Muda feels like.
No, no, sorry, I won't stop trolling at this side.
What?
What?
wait what the fuck is this he's holding me off this wait this guy wants to win
He's holding me hostage in this game.
Mr. Kerco CS.
Kerco CS.
I appreciate the ride, my dog.
Hope you enjoyed your stream, bird.
Everyone new here?
I see CS in his name.
He's probably streaming CS.
Time to learn something.
I don't know what this guy does.
He's probably just talking about skins.
Lock in bro. Get your ass on the server, bro. No more cases. Time to shoot some head.
Bro, I don't want to win this game. Yo, this guy, what do I do?
Do I kill myself again?
Sign us.
if I lose I sign so make sense just get me out of this game bro I was this
hostage trolling until I sign 11 0
win trade I'm trying to lose wait no I mean you know like I can't sign oh my
Oh my god, what the hell, bro how do I not get banned like how do I get out of this?
Laying down smoke.
Haha, shite there.
Leak the server IP.
That may be the best play or?
There's three left.
Throwing flashbang.
Oh
Here we go I tell him no sign because it kills
You win King
Wait, I mean no oh my yo chat. What do I do? What do I do? I don't want to get bam, bro
Yo guys, can you hear me, bro?
what can y'all hear me bro are we winning this game or no I don't want to win I don't
want to win I don't want to win guys let's try to look let's try to lose no this is
this is not the fact this is not the fact do we really want the free yellow no way
sorry bro i was here i was
no no no i'm gonna kill myself in game bro
I don't want to kill him fuck
ah CT I think
How do I get out of this did I get one okay if we win we get banned if we win we get banned bro
we need to lose okay okay because they troll for sign you know what do I do
Did I get banned or no?
Yes, you got banned on face set!
Edmund wrote in my chat, he said, if Elvis keeps winning, banned.
And 11-5 now.
What do we do?
Yes!
Green, green, did I get banned?
You are one pixel?
No, I'm not one pixel, but how do we lose this game, guys?
This is not fair!
It's not over.
What do you mean, that's rolling? We need to get ourselves a game.
It's not fair!
Why you play with five level fights?
Smurf, smurf, for content.
Yeah, not like me.
Nice.
I sign him and they
He works.
He's private!
Hey, Bomb.
Bomb, hey.
Sightless.
You want...
Hey!
Oh, lag, lag, lag.
Oh, what a...
That's it!
This is not fair.
I...
This is win trading.
What do I do what do I do?
Please diffuse, it's not so endless, it's easy.
All I have to do is kill the terrorists when you're shooting me.
I told him to play serious I told him to play serious here we go here. Yo, don't ban me, bro. Please
Face it you bow is that an admin stop
All right, we got this guys look how we now look if we now get full smash what's that start playing serious again
Let me...
I'm going in, it's a cave.
I'm going to the room, I'm going to the room with the XED.
CT, nice.
Low.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Yeah, I beat you.
Why do you thought we were doing something?
Bro thought it was CT-sided.
Yeah.
What happened?
What happened?
Oh my god
What a game, bro
Thank you
Blow we can win we can win we won six in a row if we win six more in a row all the time come on
Come on, you're much stronger.
I'm going in.
Grenade!
In sentry out!
Watch back!
Clear.
Help me.
Hey!
Hey!
smoke criminal
yep they come to the vet criminal
guys we can win
did i get banned or not?
foreign of play
come back it's your life bro
for real?
yes but only 5 days it says
here we go but blue why did you leave
I was definitely just take time out no say I have to take shit sorry guys
I was shooting yes cheating that's longer than five days
Shitting, shitting, shitting.
Okay, mods.
A get-bun? Yes.
What shitting you will get, man, bro.
It's all recorded in the voice chat.
Shit, shit, shit.
Wallhacker, I am Hacker.
Shitting in battle.
Russian hacker, yes, I understand, bro.
Me.
Why were you cheating in the back?
Ninjas.
Oh my god.
oh my god I do I sign him or not I think now brah that could have been free
elo man fuck chat am I am I good guy for not accepting that you know oh my
God bro that was so free. Oh
I could have been up a win right now. I could be 3-0 bro. Oh
But I didn't take it
You were down 11-0 yeah, but all the sudden they started playing bad like it was possible. It was possible
No, no, no, I'm not gonna sign nobody. No, hey, I'm saying this right now
Whenever I play no science, no nothing just because this doesn't happen. You know just cuz this doesn't happen
Or
all right
Do I play one last one bro I don't think I could
brah I just want to get a vertical I just want to get one vertical brah
I just want to get that game was cancer though
I didn't enjoy it at all at all that was bad
1 other odds that one more game is going to be nice slash Bad Chat
The thing is we are making progress like I want us to get my rank and I think we need
to play how many games for face of rank.
I think eight.
So I like ticking them off.
10 or hell no.
50-54 good game.
Chat.
So what happens when I dodge when I see that the map is bad?
Is that toxic?
There is kind of toxic.
time. Fuck. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it.
Or, yeah, I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. I risk it. Last one. Last one. Last one.
Oh no. Worst decision or best decision chat? Or do we go to an S&P?
I wish my AWP was connecting right now, I would be hella done for one more game.
Paul.
CS is boring, I mean I agree, that's why I never play it, but I kinda want to get
my rank, you know what I mean?
Pharex pole.
Last one, Shad, last one.
It better be a good map.
Wait, Vertigo's in this. How do I get them to go Vertigo?
Wait!
Where's Shad? Where's Shad? Where's Shad?
No no no no no no no no we're at the check!
We're at the check!
We're at the check!
WHAT!?
Okay, yeah.
I banned it? No I didn't. I banned dust.
Did I?
Did I?
No I didn't.
Ancient bro, oh my...
How did I ban it Chad?
I was hovering till last second over dust, no?
Did I have two bans?
I'm confused as shit.
why would a band a map in the middle dust was available it should ban top to
bottom no what is this hatred oh my yo kill me bro kill me kill me kill me bro
kill me kill me oh hell no oh hell no oh hell no oh hell no oh hell no we need
the best teammates ever bro
I mean I
Shea what voice do I go I can't I just wanna speak no
So
Oh
Do go boys check your me no bro, I can't bro. I'll actually
Yo
This map
Let me practice my op
I
No, no, no I'm not doing that now
Let me let me let me play with the WP orange, please man
Is that you on the profile?
Well, how much we pay for this?
It's worth 70,000.
It's original, souvenir, original.
Brother, why do you sound like Onapixel?
I'm German.
And no shit here, German.
Are you famous?
No, but I sound like someone famous.
I don't know.
I can't, brother.
Where?
Bro, I saw one TikTok.
Yo.
Ah, that guy's funny.
What?
Uh...
Oh, shit, brother.
My blood. Give me your...
TikTok.
I don't have it.
Guys, focus on game, focus.
How'd I get out?
Man, let me be honest.
Are you on a pixel?
100% honest?
No.
okay because you're definitely not using it somebody no no no I just sound
like him because I'm German so so you're telling me everybody every German sounds
like on a whole same age and stuff you know and same build like muscular guy
190 centimeters in the voice bands are the same no I'm not I mean sure I am
Bro
Want me to be I'll be a little long okay
Yeah, I hate this map so much it sucks the fun out of me it sucks the life out of my life
It sucks the joy out of my day. It sucks the weekend out of my week. It sucks the
the juice out of my
Yo, oh my god, burn it. Yo, I tried to burn it and apparently I was too late
Why are we going to snap? Why are we playing this map?
I tried to change my voice, I tried to slowly change it back and realized it.
Nice brother, 26,000 people watching, wow.
Are you streaming?
Not me brother, not me.
Is the orange.
Is it ammity, wow.
It's you.
I see you, I see you.
I fucking knew it bro, I asked over and over.
I'm gonna kill you!
You're so much better than everything!
No, no, no, no!
Not a good thing.
I'm bleeding.
I'm low.
I was trying to see something if team damage is high.
Guys stop trolling please.
Nothing to do with counter terrorists we have
Aspect
Yeah
Yeah, you been called?
Discord
What?
Discord, check your discord, you been called
I can hear it
This is me calling bro
What?
You calling you?
Why are you calling someone in the middle of a basic yeah, yeah, hey wonder bro
Check out my skull down here.
Yo get me out of here.
Oh my god.
What is that AK?
Who's this is that?
You piece of shit.
Who's this AK is this?
this man you wanna trade no why did you make this path are you racist
no bro already let me hear the game bro no no no with that craft scrape those
stickers oh hell no
This is the safest for your wife.
What?
We were the...
Hell in the Trad.
Bro, this game?
Sherry on the top.
Guys, this is fast loose connector.
like
things on CT side it's easy
same
I'm just hatching out if I'm a commander.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm just hatching out if I'm a commander.
I
Bro ski
Chad why did I why did I do another
kakke kakke kakke kakke kakke
and i cant get my glasses to clean
shits
actual GG
alright come on
one more game
oh hell no
let's go
yo that ass I didn't try that ass that ass I tried to copy why didn't it copy that
Yo, this is the most scary in the screen universe.
Okay, oh my god.
Oh, I'm looking for it.
Chad, don't make us like please.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Actually, she's here.
Push back.
Please, blue, please.
No, it's better.
Behind box behind box behind box
Watch this flash watch
My copy paste it didn't work
Oh
Comfort strike
What are you guys doing?
At least which prime oh my god
Yeah
Yeah, what are doing this game go try out
Okay
Rache, Rache, Rache, trust, trust, trust, trust.
Okay.
Hmm.
Guys, do you play any other games on the construct?
Multiple, multiple.
multiple
switch games
play GTA
what?
GTA 6
I don't like games that are
no what else I play
do not
DO NOT! DO NOT! DO NOT ASS A PIECE!
I'm looking right at it.
And I killed another one.
And I'm looking at this AK and I can't switch because it's the only plan.
Get me out of this, bro. Why, bro?
It's right there!
It's right there!
Why you play GTA? Why? Are you stupid?
What's mean, bro?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Why, why you play GTA, bro? Why?
Are you stupid?
Because I don't know how I spoke.
Ah, okay, that makes sense.
Grab me a key please.
Uh...
No money, no money.
And, um, are you gonna play GTA 6 or not?
I'll fill up the course.
I don't have time to do the...
No, no, no, no.
You pick up.
I'm not using that
Info info
If you mutip and hide the craft say walla
Yo, can you close the stream brah like me myself
I've never seen that holy shit I didn't know good comps
and it good comps
Jett is that just on facetier everywhere?
Oh no, do you have delay on the streamer?
Yes bro, one minute, so we don't get stream sniped
Yeah, I don't believe you know
What?
Bro, do you really think I would Q face it?
uh without the delay I can literally see it's on the string
you don't have the way but okay
sorry guys that's my bad actually I thought they wouldn't find out that
bro everybody knows
chill, kill me bro
give me some knife
I can give you guys rag loss for the un-incommenients okay
Okay
One thousand of us. Yo, do you really think I'm brined up right now, bro?
Do you really think I'm brined up? Yo, bro, I want to see no clips of this game, bro
Yo, what are you saying bro? What are you saying bro?
Yo, oh my god bro. What are you saying bro?
Actual tryharding. Yo bro, I'm not tryharding.
What did you say?
Pop in.
Come on! Come on!
Copy!
Aspect!
Yeah!
Hmm. Uh...
What do you do after I've got bad loss, bro?
You just queue another and hop fall in or...
You have a way to reset, bro. I need a way to reset.
Yeah, you should reset.
How do you reset? How? How?
I come down and listen to some music, bro.
I'll turn the music off.
Calm down and listen to some music.
that's it yep she's okay thank you
come down and listen to some music one city
I'll fuck 16 that's
Wait a second to an arrow with this be a comeback
Well focus, please I
Can't I can't
I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry bono opus, okay, it's worse
Which case you want my bro
Do you have the Prisma too?
I got you.
Goddamn. I'm not gonna X-ray.
Open case.
Rushing, rushing, rushing.
I'm so bad!
Did you see that?
Get me into fucking safety, bro.
How does it take him this long with an AWP?
Guys, I got kinda lucky there.
Wait, I have a question. Purple?
How are you in this rank?
Fuck you mean bro.
Do you mean it's in a good way or a bad way?
A guy like you I was expecting at a way, way, you know?
At a way, way, another way.
Which way?
I usually don't play face bro how much premier you have how much I don't play premier I play
ES play what it's for the Nordics your Nordic of course bro surely a nod no you're not
What do you want to do to prove it?
Say something in Swedish.
Hey, my name is Honepixel and I love QQ.
Oh shit, you are...
Okay, okay, she's a wonderful country, bro.
Yeah, 50-50.
Huh?
What do you mean?
One red there and one down there.
Because of the crime bro.
Crime.
Yeah, we're behind the crime.
Wait, you have gangs and stuff, no? Gangs?
Of course we have.
Shit.
This is full of gangs.
Why don't they get rid of the gangs?
Because of the sentences. The sentences are way too light in Sweden.
Oh, hell no.
You should have the sentences I mean they should because I can't do
anything about it I'm very nice okay thank you
You're Garby. You're right. Let's go.
Here we go. Action locking, action locking.
What does it mean? Sentimental.
Nice.
Oh my god reminder to myself please clip clip clip this I'm not mark it if you're thinking
playing CS. Reconsider. Reconsider. You're going into a room where you don't know
whether that there's a fucking death trap or whether that will be a bag of the
retros waiting for you and you will have fun for like a few minutes you know.
A game can be nice or it can ruin your day. So do the right thing.
Mask.
Jeez Louise.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay.
Play Valorant!
Bro I haven't played Valorant in so long.
Don't say Kappa actually happens.
Brother they know your name they know everything but if they know my stream it doesn't mean they shoot snipe
Jogging Frank
That was a bot. Yo, bro, I can't focus what do you want me to do bro?
That's my back! That's my back!
Nice.
Okay.
I'll mental reset for the next one.
Winner, winner, winner.
Mental reset.
Sip of water.
Checking the money.
3.5k not looking good 650 invested no good and it's out watch this watch this
actually watch a lot b yep the coming room I have so many chances man
why you're mad bro lock in boys let's show them why we're the best side we'll
fuck him even though they streams now watch this bro watch this well when are
you're making a video with anomaly we were thinking about going on the trip
again
lucky one where you had the idea all right yeah I did not have diary on that
trip I normally made up I'm not joking bro you were screaming it like in the
streets of iceland bro making me feel uncomfortable
not gonna lie
is there another one?
i don't know
it's not
oh god look in
be kind of clear guys be kind of clear
no
they're on the ramp
B is hella clear. I'm not gonna lie.
Mother, there's a B of them.
B is clear, guys.
B is clear, baby! Fill me!
Oh...
Now, chat.
This is the type of game where I go crazy when I go insane.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You didn't see your damage.
Shed get me up.
Everyone is watching this stream.
They're putting it in the chat.
Oh, I feel like I'm playing so much.
Can we win?
I'm out!
I'm drawing a grenade!
Hmm... Sassy.
Oh no, no, no.
Ehh, more.
Oh, oh.
Flashing.
Hop.
We need more bullets.
Watching them.
I
What
Yo, Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady.
What's the plan?
Diewall.
Agreed.
So, we are in capture.
Watch.
We are in capture
Watch
And now we go one B one
Bomb we have bomb well elsewhere. Well, I didn't hear it. Where's the last one?
Sorry, sorry
Shit was double
first the rick of his career is not real that is not true right
no elbow guys elbow don't die once don't kill don't die what am i supposed to do
The Africa is the one stream snapping you bro
What?
So you know about me?
You're stream snapping Dabi?
Sure
How can I stream snap if you are on my team bro?
Bro, stop stream snapping
You know they can get you banned on face if I report you
He's drunk
oh man aspect yeah what's that profile picture bear
It's Miyamoto Musashi Miyazata Musashi?
What's that?
Sound like that bro.
It's an anime movie.
It's an anime movie and you figured it out.
Are you an anime boy?
Not like that.
That's what they say, okay?
I got you.
Ramp.
Not like that.
That's nice, that's nice, that's nice.
Should I hold that one still?
no we're only winning because she was fucking streamsnaping bro
it's so annoying brother I'm sorry but it was so annoying
let me record this shit, it's a f**k's horn
whoa
let's go
calm down, calm down
streamsnaping now
stop bro
Come on.
I think I saw something.
Yup.
Wanna close cave?
guys there is no open one guys
one eight
deploying flashback
one eight
two eight
one less
deploying flashback
come here buddy
lost meat
please
Wait, last guy is the sniper.
Donut, donut.
Dr. Donut.
Good job.
We can't win, we can't win, we can't win, we can't win.
Now they are hard-core snipers.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Action out
My brother?
Shush B
I
Think we won't be more
Oh no.
Nice! Wait, wait.
It's happening!
Green, are you still snapping or no?
No, no, no, no. Just start playing now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I turned on the last one minute. That's what we're winning looking
Still lying bro, you're lagging time up
Oh my god, we're still at the wage
Under that wage
I got two at each
HD
Wait, it's actually good that we played CS today, Chad, you know why I think tomorrow let me make sure
I think tomorrow
Don't say bullshit
I think maybe we play ourselves a little bit, we'll see.
In his lobbies it should be a lot easier of course, because these guys are doing round in place.
They're doing level 5 plays. Level 10 to 3000 you know, it will be a lot more critical for me.
3v1 hold on a second chat imagine we do we make this coming or no
yeah why lose that 11 I'm gonna cry no these fuckers are gonna snipe no you
guys don't snipe come on do the right thing do you really want to snipe
And then get some good as illo or do you want to be a man and play the real way?
Hmm
good day
old chillin so far old chillin
is it gonna be a yes i think it's a a a three one one oh
Oh, we're free. You got this.
I don't know, come at it.
There, come at it. Cheeky Molly.
Oh my God, guys. Guys, we can make a combat!
Yo, guys, please!
Yeah!
Come on, bro! Like Ronaldo at the World Cup, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck my shit.
Yeah, we win this gun, orange.
I buy you a knife, okay?
What?
Actually.
It's on camera.
Yes, we have a deal.
If we win, you buy me a knife.
Oh my God, yes.
Look at me.
throwing fire, throwing flashes
how? that's a first?
he reversed the uno card
let me lock him
grenade out!
ramp clear so far
should remember half time bush at the three minutes
any sun on long?
smoke out!
yellow
nothing being so far
nothing
they're playing passive guys
just play passive kill
throwing flash behind
I'm gonna smoke again, flash A, flash A, smoke C.
Papa, let us know if you hear something, I wrote that.
Smoke, smoke in, smoke in game.
Yeah, hey, hey.
Oh, no.
It's A.
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
They're going back, they could be going B, I hear them.
Oh my God.
One more, one more, one more.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Nice, biggie!
You piece of shit!
You guys are fucking nuts!
You guys are, hey, stop screams like you're in a bitch!
I'm gonna get you guys back!
What?
I'm gonna get you guys back!
Oh!
Oh yeah, you can hear it, it's on the phone bro.
Yeah, I can hear myself in the stream!
You have the stream open, you heard that?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I wanna get him banned, bro.
Nah, if we lose this bro, I will be one of those mad people that just get...
Oh yeah, we'll do it if we win as well.
Uh, no, no, no. Then it's fine bro.
Bro, that's a nice roll.
Get those scumbags out of here.
Lock in, and green, you will stream slapping as well.
Shoot you on our team.
Lock in.
Bro.
That's why I ran the quits physically.
All of them.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
I'm down.
Be a lot, be a lot.
Stay on.
Okay, shouldn't take smoke to its side.
One more smoke.
One more kit, one more kit.
Careful, careful.
Loosable.
Smoke, okay.
Play slow guys, we're better.
Stay at these positions.
You see down at Orange?
Yeah, and you see long for me please.
Cave, cave, cave.
It's me here.
Nice.
Oh my god, you guys, guys, guys, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
I was the most depressed ever during this game, bro.
and now we're here and now we're here bro wait if we lose to you
green how much do you want this win bro how much what's it how much do you want this win bro how much
like another one um window okay come on let's make it happen
Come on baby.
Fuck it, he ran out.
Nothing else B.
We're mad.
One gave.
Shit.
One dead.
One dead.
Shit.
Are they snapping or not?
What does that shot mean?
81.
Oh no, they're going to type question mark when they kill.
If they type question mark, I'm going to cry.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Thank god.
Guys lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock in.
Lock in, please.
No.
Shit, I shouldn't go up, right?
No, I have one, my game crashed.
I came by accident against my fucking F1 key.
Yo, I need to fix this, bro, I need to fix this.
Oh my fucking god.
Does the game get paused?
Please tell me it gets paused.
Shit.
Bro, I actually slipped my hand across the F1 key bro, it's always fucking, it's unbinded bro.
I don't know why, my game crashed on F1 and F2.
Alright.
Let's go.
Oh my god, a pause, thank the lord.
Why do I have a fucking farmers?
the bot bought a farmus with my money oh hell no game crash guys my bad
brother I heard that funky hey close the stream you're sniping
how am I sniping you with your money?
don't stream snip, lock in, you will get banned, stop
Stick around on Ape, have a look.
Bomb Ape, bomb Ape!
Side, farmers.
Peeked donut, peeked donut, you're free kill.
Peeked donut, peeked donut, speak.
Nice.
Oh shit, baby.
Guys, everyone trash-talk them during half-time, okay?
Just shout at them.
half time voice it after this round instantly shouted him call them a bitch
call them a bitch and strings now but let's fuck the fuck you bitch I can
hear my own stream that fucking
I'm gonna fuck you up, I'm gonna fuck you up
You're fucking Indian, what make this happen?
We'll see you in the end
Easy
Guys, we're gonna fuck them so bad
Two more rounds bro, please
Now we have AK, if we aim like donk, nothing they can do
Even if they do snipe bro, you just flick on them
They heard shot you once with the M4, you just flick on his head with the fucking AK
Come on, come on, come on
Oh, God. I can't tell. I'm losing my mind. I need to swim. So bad!
Bro's casket.
Have you locked in?
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck!
I found a connet.
Sorry.
SFF rotiss.
What's the plan, guys?
Don't denounce it! Don't say the plan! They're listening!
Come on!
I'm not gonna hit you!
No, don't!
Dr. Donut, huh?
Donut dead!
Oh my god! 4v2!
There we go!
That bridge! Come on!
Come on! Make it break!
Come on, go for the fuselage!
Nice! Nice!
Last one see, last one see, see!
Last one see!
We see!
Are we sitting?
No one else!
Oh my god! Someone said defuse in the channels like what the fuck is going on?
Did we win?
YES WE DID!
Oh my god yo!
I'm losing my mind!
Did you hear a chat? Stop chatting already!
Why did you say defuse, defuse?
Yo, did I say defuse? No, I didn't know it.
How many people brother?
Watching.
What?
How many people watching?
Five people.
Five teammates bro.
Ready to win. Lock in buddy.
Okay.
Tracer, you confused.
Hey!
Why are you shouting out Beijing?
Calm down.
I have smoked.
I have smoked.
I have smoked.
I have smoked.
I have metal guys. You are chillin'.
I have a Tracer.
Crap
Yo
Mario where you from?
Romania
Let's go
Please focus guys come on
remember if we lose this round it's voice set again we have to we have to
trash talk get in the hat but we're not gonna go there lock in
I want to kill them so bad
come on me
come on come on come on one more
one more one more
one more one more
we need bomb
next to you brother
i got it
right side
ah boss
no
please
Nice! Nice! Nice! Shut your bitch ass up buddy!
You son of a bitch!
I know you're a bitch!
I know you're a bitch!
I'm talking to my friends buddy.
Can't you get them done in the game?
That was funny.
Let's go, let's go.
We need some control guys.
Yeah, total game.
Can you make some pressure on Ivern please?
Pressure on Ivern?
They kill me.
It's fine, it's fine, don't tell it, come on.
Boost, boost, boost.
can you boost me green heart or kill me?
what?
boost me, boost me, boost me, trust, trust
oh one long
do it buddy
they are pushing
oh my god
Oh
No, no, I like the half-time voice shade jet a lot
It adds personality. You know what else they should be warm up voice check for everyone
So before the first half you're already like you know getting in the zone
Yeah, I just want to fuck him up, bro fucking stream in the back
hmm guys come on just one round on CT side we know we're gonna get to we just
need one on T side to be comfortable um what do we do we can't try to rush
something that's just sniping what do we do
Mario any idea
I
Missing more
Kind of want to just peak it's that crazy
No bomb is behind guys someone take it maybe green
I literally saw his head flick back!
Huh?
Really bro?
One with me.
Death prediction on? Where do I?
You fall.
what's the command yo guys I know his AK bro what do you want me to do bro oh my
god
shite sir guys please city side it's gonna be easy just one round P side
alright listen to me closely okay they are listening if I say rush A they're
all gonna be a if I say rush B they're all gonna be B okay so what we're gonna
do I'm being badass I'm gonna hide my screen okay nobody move we're gonna
to rush something just come here where my fingers okay come here come here we
wait and no no no wait I hide my screen right now we don't rush but we're gonna
sneak all towards one place come on my screen is hidden I'm being badass you
can try lock in lock in lock in lock in it's one it's one pushing it's always
one pushing on me okay we got this once we have contact we need to all push
because there's only going to be like two
ched aerobie all right we should we should go let's go come on let's do it
go go go go go
One down, one down, one down.
One down.
I'm going to climb up.
I'm going to climb up.
I'm going to climb up.
That was so fucking bad. I should have sneak into CT bro
Wait, why you say nice?
Nice?
NOOOOO!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Shut the fuck up with the shambles
EASY, EASY, EASY
You fucking...
You're SNAIPING PUSSIES BRO!
Your mom is pushing mother fucker
funky I can hear in your voice guys please bro on city side that can't
stream so much come on
you're out of this game turn it to fun you can't see screen
Can you see now?
I don't know when you can see him, but not.
You see?
Okay.
I don't need to hide in such a thing.
Nice brother!
Alright, more.
Pushing, pushing, okay, pushing, okay.
Small K5.
One CT.
Oh sorry, T.
He's up.
Ach, Bratan!
Oh, it's this fuck-house dwell, bro.
No, tell me to win this fight, bro.
Fuck, why did I peek?
Explain why?
Uh...
I don't know.
Ahhhh!
Did you say 2v2?
Mr. Greedy!
Where is that from again?
What's that?
You can see.
Sh**.
Please bro.
Please believe.
Do I have a case?
No.
Ahhhh!
. Please believe
do I have a case?
I'm, I'm out of the scene
what can you say? Your know where he is from this
from this visual
yes
Ah, that was alright.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just one key.
Nice.
Oh no, in the 1v1.
There's some other sighting streamers that I don't get to your head.
They can't snipe you.
Just be better, come on.
Jet, is it all? Ah, I might get crushed.
I came against the phone. If there's no pause, I'm actually gonna cry.
Oh my fucking god, I keep slipping my hand above the F1.
No. Not like fucking this.
Why is it updating mech a chameleon?
Open my CS!
No.
Hello?
No!
What the-
I'm out of-
Please don't do it.
Please send me the head of time out.
Why is it taking so long?
Why are you restarting?
I'm not restarting!
If I come against F1 key, my game is over.
I'm not restarting if I come against f1 key my game crashes and by accident it came against the bro
Because I was resting my arm or something
I didn't restart my game shit. I didn't please
So my god, that makes me so bad
Oh my god.
Oh hell no.
How do I unbind that one shot?
Holy fuck.
Oh how do I fix it?
It's since I have this keyboard my F1 key is just fucking my ass on the wu ting.
How do I fix it?
My do I report them to whether they actually sniping I don't want a false report. I
Don't know if they were sniping f1 unbind f1. Yes
Maybe the guy that was top-fraggin right I
Mean
Do you think chat Google says to check your fertility settings it might have multimedia
binds okay remind me about that Sally fuck me yes all right um chat if I would have one
I would have done more that is tilting his shit. Oh
Man so close
Jet I'll see y'all tomorrow, bro. Um
Sorry for the CS stream
Um
It gets addicting though. I'm not gonna lie
Like I was about to never play CS again
And then it turned into a game that makes me want to queue another one right now. You know what I mean?
tomorrow um
And tomorrow, maybe CS, maybe Donut S&P, Minecraft, I really want to hop onto Donut again.
Not going to lie.
I don't know if I want to flood the server or if I want to help the server chat.
I'm still undecided, bro.
I'm still undecided.
I kind of want to flood it.
I kind of want to flood it.
no one flooded and then I don't know maybe one day flat one day drain see
what's better see what's more fun I don't know we'll see we'll see boys I'll see
all tomorrow pussy on the busie sorry for the short stream and yeah sorry we
have streams right a little bit goofy recently trying to get the flow of it
again you know into the flow haven't reached the flow yet but we're gonna
Boys, I'll see y'all tomorrow, bro. I have to learn swimming and you feel me
So yeah, I'll see y'all tomorrow cuz you on the bussy love y'all stay awesome and
Yeah, we got some cool shit coming
Man if we make no one bought a RL GG. All right, I'll see y'all
Coast Coast Coast enjoy a night morning evening wherever you are and yeah
Always forget what this game taught me bro one thing that somebody told me when I was fucking eight years old
and it still stuck to my brain. You know things that you forget when you are young?
This thing I haven't forgotten even though I was eight.
One person in my hometown, Lüneburg, was a teacher, biology teacher.