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Shai saman I wanted to become a fun drive on now. We're here again. Oh my gosh, bro
Yeah, I'm in a good mood. Oh was I muted guys? How are we doing? How are we doing? Oh?
man, oh
I gotta do this shit again, bro
Yo, yo, yo, how are we doing boys and guys? How are we fucking doing bro?
Yeah, I'm fucking fried, bro. I'm fucking fried, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm not gonna lie to you. Maybe I'm a little bit sick or something. I don't fucking know
But that's not a good thing, bro
We are actually chopped we have too much things coming up, bro
We have too much things coming up. Don't say I'll actually call too many don't piss me off now, bro
Don't piss me off now. I can't even see the chat without my glasses. I
One second and it's fucking moist outside, man
I'm sweating inside because it's moist outside. Let that simmer bro. Let that simmer. How are you life?
What the hell are you saying? Well, of course I'm life of course I'm life. Um
Did you think I would take a fucking nuclear reducer after this or what? Hell nah, bro. Hell nah, bro
Punctuality punctuality
That's me
That's me. Um
How we doing boys? How we don't why the fuck do I see these messages?
This message was hurt because of violation. Did we get this wrong? No, you did not bro. No, you did not bro
Motz, why do I see that?
usually I don't
Valor today nine
Valor not today. I think unless we want to play ourselves
Tournament Valorant is on Friday is on Friday because of a new feature
Check Sally check some some new AI slope. W. W, bro
Those are the features that we need bro. Those are the features that we need. Let me go live on Twitch
YouTube real quick. Yo, bro. I am low energy today, bro
I'm not gonna lie like we did all the jokes all the laughing all the social battery emptying
In Madrid, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like bro. I am yo today. I'm not in a jokie move, bro
Don't piss me off bro. Don't piss me off, bro, please
Madrid
No, bro. Oh my gosh, the amount of times we said
Madrid in Madrid is actually crazy, bro. It's actually funny. I was funny every time bro
never got sold
Yo
Margaret
I just look at fury, bro. We're eating food in mud in Madrid Spain, bro, and he's like Margaret
Yo, shut your bitch up. Oh my gosh
Yo real quick for a timeout timeout. Can we can we get a quick little?
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday leave a salad
Happy birthday to you!
Happy fucking birthday!
Today is Sally Day, bro!
Today is Sally Day, bro!
Sally, you can decide whatever we do.
Not in today's stream, not in tomorrow's stream,
then we have Valorant and we also have Rockley coming up this weekend.
2027!
I can make space for a stream. What do you want to see?
What do you want to see, bro?
Come on, it's your birthday, Magie.
Shysa, hearts and chat for Sally right now.
Sally, I hope you're doing good, I hope you're healthy.
And I am happy to have you in this community, my dog.
Easy close, bro.
Your tabi not gonna lie, I feel like a tabi, bro.
I feel like a tabi.
Hair longer than ever, bro.
Making me feel fucking, making me feel thick.
Making me sweat.
It's moist outside, so my body is like, how do you say it?
I'm doing osmosis.
osmosis with my surrounding with my air water is getting in under my skin
bruh and that makes me puffed up type one if you understand what I mean bruh
type one it's called osmosis guys it's called osmosis I feel completely chop
right up right I am completely chop um but but there is no but to you don't
understand osmosis what the fuck also please also also no matter
Yo chat, I played some also off stream and I hit 10 pp. Are you proud of me? Yes or no, bro. Well, where's my pro boys, bro?
Let's play this fucking banger right here. You already know
Yeah, I'm having too much fun playing Ozu, bro. I'm not gonna lie like I before I went to Madrid. I
Wanted to play Ozu, bro
And I'm not gonna lie
I missed my first flight ever, bro
Um, I didn't play Ozu it wasn't because of that, but the ultimate was thinking about it
I was drawing circus in the air bro
delaying the packing
Procrastinating starting the drive and I missed the flight bro, and I made my friend miss a flight. I felt horrible, bro
show
But luckily there was another flight like two hours later, bro
I'll show you the biggest in the bit bro. He was not happy
But it also wasn't mad W fury chat should we talk about what happened enough one, bro? I
Have that one files on my PC, bro every single picture and video
That has been taken is on my PC right now in this folder right here
In this folder right here in the F1 files
How many files are we talking?
we are talking 388 388 someone stop me bro someone stop me before I leave these
files bro I don't give a shit right now I've nothing to lose I've nothing to lose
bro I don't like this job anyways man let me leak this shit I now should be
leaking on up bro should be leaking on up bro before I crash out come on G
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna leak it all bro. I'm
Concerned listen, bro. I already did a little bit of for KYC before that
If someone looks like a little bit too chopped on a picture, I took it out, you know
Don't want to like bro. Okay, most of them off me that I had to take up bro
All these smokes up bro. I was guys. I was on two hours sleep
I was on two hours sleep at F1. I could not sleep. I don't know if I was too excited
I don't know if it was the fucking AC and then fucking hotel
I don't know if it was the 35 degrees without they see after turning it off. I
Don't know if it was the bouncy mattress. That was not a king-size best by the queen-size bad aka two of these
Two of these me the whole time worried and this is my fat ass and this is my fat ass right here
Me the whole time worried that I fucking fall down there, but I was GGs bro. It was GGs, bro
I slept literally two hours, bro
Two hours right before fucking have one I was I was so scared that this day will be like
I don't know man that I'm not gonna be in a good mood that this and that
but
F1
The people that day
Alex and the Lee my friends being there. It was all so nice. I didn't even feel it that I wasn't to our sleep
I probably looked much up than usual, but it was I was present. I was present. What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Am I getting bought it?
Don't know skilled with the rate. Yeah, I appreciate you my dog and pundit with the reset
Madrid your pun
How we doing my dog?
Pond from mosa to our phone. Come on. Let's do it my dog. Let's do it
Yo, Hudson chef for dando butts for pundit, especially bro. Thanks for the rate my dog
Um and I tap us with the red boys
Do I look through these pictures right now? Yeah, you're on a okay, bro
Do I check the red at first bro?
Maybe I checked it out first. I'm really really bad at organizing talking about organizing
We're doing a lot fucking a lot of time on a Friday Brown. I'm I'm full job yesterday
I started inviting people yesterday. I started inviting people bro completely chopped but
W community almost everyone who asked said yes
On Friday, let me quickly show this on Friday
Friday on Friday
We're gonna be doing something special something special
Uh
Hey, if CS not pulling up row and if I see some stuff from Valor my DMs
Can you blame me my dog? Can you blame me my dog? This is an exclusive opportunity, and I took a breath
They released a new game mode and we're doing a tournament
Ask ourselves. Yes
For $50,000 all by then
They were like, you know, do you want to like reveal this game mode and attorney and I was like hell, yeah, bro
And I was like sure why not bro sure why not suck W. Valo on this Friday
so far who said yes
Kajal my dog
Jinxie my dog I can't be that first for my tournament. I feel fucking horrible
But he's pulling up for this man. W fucking Jinxie in the goddamn chat alone. You right now, bro
I said yes to something that I can't back out of anymore
anymore. Elsa of course would have joined it like any other tournament of Jinx
that I joined in the past. WJNK is joining up. It's going to be one
pro connected with one noob, okay? Jinx is a noob for example. Pro and noob
tournament, why? Because it's this kind of, yeah it's already like people know
what it is, right? It's a new game mode that's 2v2v2v2v2 and it's kind of
like League mayhem or whatever you know where you always get like bust like
crazy upgrades. For example, I don't fucking know. You can jet-jump like
five times instead of once for example um so yeah they're going to be playing for 50k i'm going to be
not playing i'm going to be watching who else is confirmed um like arena yes jinxy kajal
tyla one my goat bro is always spontaneous i'm i'm messaging this morning and he was like yep i'm
I'm not um
Well, uh
Listen, bro. I'm scared about this guy, bro. I'm scared about this one guy that's joining bro because again, we're playing for 50k, bro
Mood ass joining
Listen, bro
He's not gonna do nothing sus, right?
He's not and he's gonna be a pro. He's not gonna do something sus, right?
Oh
My gosh, he is living in a fucking Drake mansion. Um, he bought the craziest car
I don't know how he can afford that, bro. Maybe it's with tournament winnings from on a pixel cup
Surely not right?
Yo, I think she's in this row valuable fuck his ass, bro
That's for sure like they're gonna be like this is official said this is official
I think there's gonna be drops and stuff. Can I say this? I don't know
I think we're gonna have like exclusive drops and stuff as well. Like this is official official official official official official official
FNS I asked FNS
Sadly no time
But he sees if you can make space or something. I'm just one of the first that I reached out to
10s
It's probably gonna join sadly on the high ping because he is I think traveling but
He said he will figure it out and he's gonna join. He's excited
Um
Some I asked some no reply on Twitter yet
I think he's sleeping if if you see some if someone knows some please let him know on the he's of course
Invited to join tomorrow
Is it tomorrow on today's?
Yeah
Today's what today's Wednesday, right? Yeah on Friday Friday 2 30 p.m. ET. That's the America time
9 PM CET, 9 PM CET, Sabroza is in, the person who I did with something the first time in
Valor of course, he's going to be joining this, who else, who else is in? Joe Bartolosi,
Tortoloni is in, internments, he can't be missing bro, I'm not going to lie, bro,
the clips that I saw sometimes and of course Joe W. Jepa, he's always alive, should
be fun who else Ludwig is in a little bit scared about this one why because if
he tells his enemy team to die IRL yeah you already know what's gonna happen
then the tournament may just get shut down bro and of course one name the
big B the big B listen bro I'm of course of a Laurent noob yes I have
watch VCT but this this is something else also there's like a new gun I don't
know if we're gonna be playing with a new gun but there's some other stuff that
we're showing during the stream I think bro I'm like full shop run I shouldn't
be doing stuff like this like I'm not a good organizer bro I think we're like
really like showing the new like champions bundle I don't know I don't
Don't quote me on that. But Bosta, of course, he is gonna be casting with me.
Check. Listen, bro. This couldn't be better, bro. This couldn't be better, bro.
There's S5 cast. Let's get it. Let's go.
Check. W Bosta, man. I'm fucking hyped. Why? Because, bro,
I literally started DMing people yesterday. And, bro, everyone is down.
Everyone is fucking down, man. W fucking community in the check.
That would use to all of them and yeah, it's gonna be fun
We still have some slots that we need to fill for the pros. I think actually see check your DMs, bro
Of course, I want you in as well
But yeah, it's only 16 people eight pros eight noobs. So yeah, I messaged Tariq. I messaged Tariq so far
It's bro Twitter the answer is so chop, bro. I feel like no one sees Twitter DMs, bro
But yeah, I think we're good on the noob side, but we need more pros
i think uh i also messaged serenaldo but serenaldo hasn't replied yet as well um which is fair i i always ghost him uh
alone in the chat well shit man i'm so bad when it comes to dms not make reply in several that's actually crazy
he gave me jinxie vibes jinxie the one person that always replies jinxie can be life i ask him
yo vile attorney i watch his stream right like i'm like oh shit he's live right now and then
And then I see this he's like playing a random game
And then my phone goes
This guy
This guy bro, I swear like his delivery time on messages
You know how you have on CS float like a delivery time with like selling skins, bro
It's just like a minute on any message for it's crazy
Alright, bro
So um say I was gonna be on friday, but that's gonna be on friday. Um
Should be fun. It's not gonna be the whole stream. It's gonna be like two hour three hour segment
Not more than that. It's gonna be high-paced high-action 50k when I get decided in two hours quick draft quick revealing some new stuff
Playing the new game what exclusively by the way, everyone who is playing please join the discord that I sent you in the DMs
And I think you need to set up something with like the test server or something because this is the game
What isn't out yet? We need to like play on like
I don't know how tense expended to me. It's like a test branch or something
I don't know you need to make like an account and like get the test server. I don't fucking know how it works
I haven't done yet. All right. Ah, that's gonna be nice. That's gonna be nice client. Yes. Yes. Yes
Chad who wants to join bro? If there's anyone in the chat who wants to join bro, um
Shice
We do need some more pros bro. Wallahi we do I did tell both say if you know some people of course tell him
Brock sadly no time I already asked Brock as well
All right
Chad I'm nervous, bro. I don't like organizing tournaments. I think
Like I like attending, but I don't like having the
The load on me. Does that make sense, bro? I don't like having the load on me
It makes me scared because everyone is live. What if the tournament is chopped and it's on me, bro
I don't like that bro. I don't like that idea
That's why I do stuff only with like clothes homies, you know what I mean
I don't like the idea when like many people are streaming and then it's on me if it's like made. Oh my gosh
Yo, who remembers the fucking horror mod Minecraft incident? Oh
Hundred horror months in one Minecraft. What a great idea for a stream
Like any PTSD, I'm not gonna lie now. I'm scared to organize stuff
All right. All right. Let me see. Let me see
boom boom boom
Bum chat do we get into the nitty gritty talk to me
And but I'm like I am pretty full on the noob slots. I think um
But that's a name that I will remember does he play Valor yes or no
If he's pro he'll join yes, I thought it was a bot
actual radiant don't lie to me bro because that could cook like he could
be cooking a teammate like if he's up against like 10s for example yeah
he's rank one and also and he's radiant I'm OCE though chat how about is the
Ping it's gonna be and I saw how about it's the ping OC to an a
I'm regular radiant wallah. He doesn't say no wallahi
300 is that bad
I'll figure out I'll figure out all right
And I already thought both select please get like four people w buster bro w fucking buster man
Like I didn't know that he had like that he will be down for something like this like in stuff
Bro, he said insert. Yes, I'm down, bro.
All right.
Let's go.
Um, do we get into it?
Do I check the reddit first, bro?
Um, F1 picks?
Who wants to see the files, bro?
Who wants to see the files?
388 pictures in this folder, bro.
And it's crazy.
Some of these pictures I shouldn't be showing,
but I will be showing.
But I will be.
Accept us.
I'm showing everything, bro.
Accept us.
I'm showing everything.
If you have something that you don't want to be shown, tell me right now, bro, before it's too late.
Before it's too late, bro.
I put, right before the stream, every single picture that we took into a folder that's going to be shown.
And explained.
Don't show the thing which she had in the spa.
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That video I will never share, bro.
Bro, that stays.
What happened in Madrid stays in Madrid.
When it comes to that, bro, you're good of that, bro.
Chillax.
All right.
Um, don't worry about that bro. Don't worry about that. That may be on some other platform though
Alright, let's see boys and girls
Let's see. I want to check the reddit first. What did you goofloads do while I was gone?
Hmm, what did you guys do while I was gone, bro? And don't act don't act innocent right now, bro
What the fuck did y'all do bro?
Come on G
GTRP nothing goon the plate that look bought a knife
played also I see you my boy did shit Valor new song champs react to rocket
league RLCS I am gonna be watching the grand final I'm pretty sure that's on
Saturday right I'm hoping in like last last worlds yes um
react to Valor new champs song yeah soon soon soon plate rather redemption to
again is it that good bro hmm yo who saw this new fucking game that everyone is
playing right now the the iron man thing no not iron man Wolverine bro hot
chopped are we bro is gaming like ass nowadays bro what the fucking the slop
is that bro what in the DLSS 5 is that bro am I crazy it looks fucking ass
man the most linear dog shit ever yeah maybe the story is nice maybe it's
watching a movie I don't know I only saw like the graphics the fucking physics and
it pisses me off I'm sorry man um
war dogs it looks ass it's what looks good mmm alright let's see quick reddit
check quick reddit check alright boys and girls let me see play war dogs I
I don't know man. Will I get addicted if I stop playing? Question mark, question mark.
Madrid.
Let me see. Top. I'm sorting by top.
Weekly, how long was I going for chat?
How long was I going for? Can I sort weekly? I think so. I think so.
And let me put this in the back.
Let me put this in the like because after this we're leaking the files bro.
These are the F1 files.
Thousands of pictures.
No, 388.
Don't zoom in on these, we're going to look over them in a minute.
Ah, let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Yo, stop, man.
Chad, I will never forget this day, bro.
oh my god this is chopped quality where's the good one think I downloaded it
do you want to see the full-length video fuck it let's leak uh video which one is
it this one I'm scared bro I haven't I haven't checked these but but I did make
sure like I know what I can't show like I can't show our dicks Alex explaining
how my fat ass can get into the car bro without breaking it bro I looked
chopped how the fuck did he let me in this bro
I look at theory yo bro I was scared of shit I'm not gonna lie
look at this QE bro
he was worried he was worried bro he's like one of the main technicians I
think bro he was worried bro like he saw my bird and he was like yo Alex are
we sure about this bro like because shit you have to realize bro this was which
is crazy to me this was before the race this was like an hour before the race so
bro if I break like something you have to realize in an F1 car bro you sit on
cables kind of in your chair you have like cables and stuff and and you have
to like perfectly get in it's all made out of carbon fiber a cake if you like
hit the wrong spot this was right before the race bro
Am I sweating?
Who recorded I'm not who recorded this
It's either except no except us and furious are here. This is literally recording your chat
Alex Albon has like the most wholesome
Awesome host just best like person ever
Girlfriend is it already like is it like I'm not gonna say it but
yes fiance brother wow and both of them are so sweet
bro jeez Louise bro but this is not the main video this is not the main
video this is wait I'm scared the one
that we posted was edited it's something
edited out here I don't think so I don't
think so let me show this not that I
shouldn't be I've checked it except let
me know let me know let me know you have
to like you have to spam when something
is like I can't show you know what I
mean you're into F1 bro you're into
have fun. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. No. No.
She's nothing. No, no, no. What are we doing? At this point, I'm like, yo, if I move the
rock, if I fart by accident, boom the cable and let me disconnect because of the wind,
SUCK! His race is chopped!
And...
My insurance don't handle this well.
The wheel, Landon Norris told me...
Uh, it's like 250k or something.
Can I say it? Oh man, y'all have to...
Y'all have to... I do have to be careful what I can say.
No, I know.
Someone told me...
Shit.
That the wheel can cost like a lot.
Brother.
And then...
They just put it on there.
Hello, what if I break it?
What if I break it?
I'm not touching nothing!
My insurance doesn't handle this!
look at this look at this and on yet set like temperature it set like which
gear you're in this shit is fucking high tech bro I've never seen something like
this there's a fan behind me
Shifters left and right up and down who said make a wish, bro
And I don't it's like
I'll unlock Alex Elbon is like
Look, I'm like half my hand right here right right on the shifter and Alex like wraps his hand around it
And it's like you can push you can push try shifting it bro. I was scared
I was I was resisting I was resisting because I was scared are you sure that I can shift?
Well, we just stand there
Nice
No bro
I like the most simple
I like the most simple
Kill this guy
This guy
I like the most simple
Better than the mosa
God damn right of fucking ass man
That god damn mosa bro
You have no idea
This is it
Go bro
This is it
I like the mosa
W Fury bro that you like recorded and stuff as well you know because he was
like your bro like we're not vlogging because I was like you guys I slept two
hours please let's not vlog like this is gonna be chopped like this is a
sepas and a fury man like we were all like spotting each other like when
you know when when you saw okay this guy like this is kind of like a nice
scenery suck we were all phone bang for the answer yeah I already know
bro w brow look at this it's pretty cool yo and you know what else they said
what isn't in the video one of these guys said do you want us to turn on the
engine what are we saying and I actually said no do not I said no do not they
would have turned on the fucking engine bro under my ass nah bro nah I said no do
not maybe for another time bro no check no no no I didn't want to risk it
bro I did not want to risk it L call me a pussy bro because if I'm the reason
Why this guy is like a millisecond slower in the race? I would have not been able to to feel like
To feel like decent about myself, bro. I
Do not want that risk, bro. I'm good of that, bro
It is maybe for another time, bro, but W's for them for like asking it
They literally said yo, do you want us to turn on the engine? I was like do not bro
15 million car you see
Yeah, that's more than my Volkswagen bro. Oh my gosh, bro. Imagine bro. What the shit guys they spend what 200 million every year on enough one car on research and development on everything. Um, and then they make the actual cars.
Geez Louise. All right. Um, should we go through the files guys? Should we go through the files?
These are the videos these this is everything this is everything
Wait, let me go through the reddit first. So this is the same. Okay, what am I seeing? This is the same thing
What are the comments? Maybe he can finally win the 11 at a time in this
No, bro. No, bro went from fours and a real F1 con just a few months. Wait, what the fuck?
That's actually crazy. I don't even think about that, bro. What is life, bro? Um, nice guy
Lambo greeting his younger fans bars. All right, bro, bars. All right. LAI, bro. LAI,
bro. Bro, we are both tall, bro. You made me small on this. Never gets old. I saw
this show this guy this guy just makes me smile bro bro nah bro nah yo jackson the
back this guy's like the organizer chat this guy's like the organizer he was
like messaging with us um your shuttle is ready suck we sit at breakfast we
see Williams car outside pulling up bull right I never expected it to be like
this probably badass and if they like pull up in the scooter like I'd hope
We're going to the paddocks whatever that means. No, bro. No, double your jacks for w up and w lily man
Good to know I guess see some stream on a pixie test. It won't be up into the iPhone 18 for me 17. It's just perfect
Yes, bro the 17 18 almost the same. I'm good of that the three goats. I'll just stick to the 17
the three goats show
Wait
You piece of shit. Yo, bro. I am same height as fury who made me small and this or why does it look so real?
Who made me smile on this and why does it look so fucking real bro?
No
No
Hide mug your bro. We're literally same size, bro. We're literally how are you so short your booty bro?
Zubal my dog Zubal bro. This is not my actual height
Not my actual height
What else what else? Yep. Yep. Yep
Oh
Man I hate AI why did it make accept us like that Jesus
What's up with Google AI is only picks a single no one picks us not single what?
He's in a lot of relationship with partner calling owners. Don't know what the fuck is this shit?
Google is selling me
Huh
Don't I is a friend nothing more than that
what I'm single as single as it gets someone help me fuck do you mean bro oh
my gosh what is this what is this oh hell no bro this sub turning into a I
I'm just sad to see
Oh how is he?
I didn't laugh
Oh my gosh
Where's the
Where's the furious Michelin man one
Please someone link it bro, please someone link it
Someone commented on Twitter I think
Someone link it please
Who has it? Who has it? Who has it?
Magillan Alex
Oh how is this behind the scenes
This was this was after the race guys this was after the race
Lily took us to this spot where they were every single player takes interviews
So and she was like yo, I'm gonna come out here London as well
But I'm not gonna come out there
And no one can go there. No one it was literally just us
It was just us in the interviewers like BBC and shit CNN
bro Lily the goat man Lily the goat bro she like anywhere we could have
imagined going she brought us bro nah nah bro like unforgettable bro
unforgettable days bro fury Morgan yes bro look at fury my dog she's wearing
the catch it this guy bro he's always like what something funny happened
bro because he bought meter glasses but he's never wearing them he's always
wearing the kachi a he's always like okay kachi a record this guy bro this guy
I want to rate my school locker please what is this what is this owner schnitzel
could prime simple notes go up what the fuck that in your school look as crazy
brown not gonna lie if that presidency if the school president sees a jeep bro
a better ways to say chat stop saying and GG better say a fine battle
Indeed. Stop saying easy. Better say victory came most effortlessly.
Stop saying you suck. This is zigzag lingo. Better say thy talents are most lacking.
Stop saying rage quit. Better say thou fleeced from thy defeat. Stop saying AFK.
Better say thy warrior hath abandoned battle. Stop saying lagging. Better say the realm of
Pixels faltereth send this video to your medieval friend stop saying I'm carrying better say I bear this kingdom alone
Stop saying one shot say I say thy demise require us
But one below
Honestly that sounds less roll would I come up with something like this one now like something funny. I hope not
I hope not. I hope this is my dog coming up with it right my new name tag. I'm scared. Why is it plus? I
Don't know what the fuck it says, bro. I need how I
Goku's black smite of cock is super siregion rose form I don't know what that
means um this was actual first except as RL face revealed bro more donor
Oh
I'm except us yo
No, you didn't even say I am you said except us
I was a little nervous now
I don't know what I talked about like I don't know
Yeah, I expect it
Toil? I said Toil, no? I said Toil? I said as muscular as we?
Yup.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
W examples, bro.
Why is he shorter than me though, bro?
Yeah, okay.
We went from, that's true.
We went from HATV show, bro.
And the next time we met, we met at fucking Madrid.
Sheesh, let's get it, let's go, bro.
Let's get it, let's go, examples.
New update from Ozy because of only saw this saw this W also um saw this saw this
What is this one big the fury handsome man was spotted live on official f1 stream to tell us why they picked it at that point
Well, actually can I show this on now? Let's get
Lol
That's fury that's except us. That's Lily see because it gives you a that's me
That's funny that's funny. Yo, it's great. Hey YouTube down stop
How did you spot us? Of course, he's wearing the shorts. How do you know this? Well fury helped as
He's quite visible added to onto the fact that I was on the lookout trying to see what type of access they had
Who's got the Michelin man added please
Fury bro
Okay, bro
What is the spot on my drift with Charles look like the clock good bar ride? Okay, is that all is that all?
What is that? I'm not watching this. All right. Do we delete the files, bro? Do we look at every single thing?
That happened during a phone brav
These are all the pictures bra all
uncensored uncensored
MonkaS bro there's some crazy shit in there
388 items the sad part is
it is not really ordered are you mad about that or not
are you mad about that or not it's gonna be start
finish middle start finish middle it's chopped
I tried sorting it it didn't work bro it didn't fucking work man
why because we have pictures from four devices from my phone
from fury from exepas and lily also sent the stuff that she uh uh
the pictures that she made um that's fine so by date i tried everything bro i tried everything
ipad please guys i'm not stupid i tried it all i clicked sort i clicked f***ing date created
modified date taken i tried it all i tried this date it doesn't work bro it doesn't work
it never works bro i tried please trust me ask lord baron um
Yeah, what's the dates are wrong or something? Yes.
Um, wait, what?
Is that true?
Is it?
You who the fuck just said this?
My heart just dropped.
But it doesn't, right?
Yo, someone said that the picture leaks the whatsapp number
But it doesn't right
It just says video at
1551
No, no, it doesn't it looks fine
Code file name, okay, that's fine. That's fine. Oh my gosh. All right. All right. Are we sure?
You know I'm scared of shit, bro
It should be fine it should be fine our boys and guys
we start
Where it all started we start where it all started airport Amsterdam
Me
Bummas thinking we're fine one hour before the flight to pull up guess what bro
These two guys just missed their fucking flight, bro
These two guys just missed their fucking flight bro and this guy's not happy because I kept saying yo, bro
We're gonna be fine, bro. Trust me, bro. I've never missed a flight. I fly a lot and I've never missed a flight
I kept saying in the car. Well, he's like worried like yo, this is kind of late. Yo, we're pulling up like one hour before like
Departure like this is layoffs like bro one hour before is easy. It's a it's a national flight not international
Yeah, we were not fine, bro. We were not fine, bro
um it was GGs it was GGs why can't I draw mmm let me see that's really spicy
pictures that really really spicy pictures please work yes um so yeah miss
the fucking flag doesn't work kind of us all right let me just hop into the
pictures shall we let me just hop into the drop with the tablet someone said
let me just hop into the files bro chat do we go no order and I'm just gonna
say what like explain what we see go fullscreen
okay then we start right here top left three two one it starts with the video
look at this shit bro we were literally right where the action was
this is furious is big we were chilling inside of the booth bruh cars coming in
cars coming out them testing shit but a bing but a bang another video I think
no not another video look at this at first I thought this was Tyler one this
is not Tyler one this guy right here you tell me who this is bro looks like
T1 but it's not big T I think it may be a driver it's Lyon Lawson says
XAPAS. XAPAS took these pictures right here. I think his pictures are first. W.
Liam, bro. These are XAPAS's pictures. So these ones are a little bit nerdy. Like he
took pictures of all the drivers and stuff. I don't know who this is. Another
Red Bull guy. We have the fear. We have the fear. This was, wow, this is
actually the end this is the end of the race um i can't believe it chat lily just said again the
fiance of alman who invited us both of them invited us they're both watching always when they're like
flying and stuff always watching bro they were tapped in they were actual fans and that's why
they gave us this experience bro um unbelievable this was right after the race and lily said yo
let's go this way this was literally all the drivers came out every single driver afterwards
This guy comes out of this door right here bro, so yeah, we saw all of them, the clag,
not Hamilton, why?
Because he was chopped, his fucking bravest bro or something, like he was out after ten
minutes.
All of a sudden bro, we were watching the game in the booth, right?
We were watching the game, mid game, we're here on the fucking, on the headphones,
Luvis Hamilton interview, I'm like, what the fuck?
Why is he doing a post game interview mid race?
What are you doing my boy?
What are you doing?
Ha, bro was chopped, bro was chopped.
Why can't I draw?
Because I'm going to cry.
Why can't I draw on top?
La klachke!
Type 1 if I'm being annoying.
I don't understand.
I want to draw.
Can you do it without me drawing?
It's fine. Just imagine where I'm pointing at.
Eye tracker!
Am I the goat?
Does that make sense or no?
I don't know if it does. If I want to show you something, I just
look at it. Is this the eye tracker?
Yes, I'm looking at the dude right now. I'm looking at this guy. I'm looking at her
I'm looking at him. Is it one-to-one right now? Or is it not a lines look him a magnet fell off
Looking at this guy looking at this guy looking at her hair looking at her
Now it's good, right?
So yeah, this is where everyone came out, bro. Literally he had suck bum bum bum everyone
Max Verstappen blah blah blah blah
next what is this examples recorded a video I haven't seen this
is that my hotel examples at breakfast
ah but
what is that for us
my god and chat this was literally bro because I because I was still awake
at like 6 a.m. Bro. I was literally telling to my boys yo guys I'm not gonna be at breakfast
I'm gonna suck out every single minute of sleep that I may be able to get um so I told
them I'm gonna sleep until what 10 or try and they said they would pull up at like
10 30 so yeah bro I had two hours of sleep bro um what was furious at breakfast and boom
all the sudden bro Williams car outside bro and this guy was like yo where are you
guys said where you guys at this guy Greg by the way the nicest guy ever bro
we had a long ass up on the driver was 30 minutes from the hotel to there to
the track um W Greg and the Chevrolet of the cutest drivers bro from I think
it was from Poland but it's good and he's going to all the races was like
Williams. Next.
Oh, here you go.
And them.
Oh, oh my god.
I didn't even know what was going on.
Suck all the sun.
I didn't even know what was going on.
Suck all the sun.
Sheesh.
Viva España.
Take die truck off on on you tell me motz. Um, so yeah, this was crazy, bro. We were right there
This was when we went for food
When we went for food
Was Sally say off I think all right easy
Don't say of course, but after f1
Lili and Jax they made sure that we tried some good food so they like they were literally
messaging like yo so this spot is really good and it's like fully booked out but we secured
you three seats what the fuck we go inside bro first of all we went to the wrong address
bro so we were like half an hour late there were three of these locations in Madrid and
We went to the wrong one. She was making sure that we have the right one
She was like make sure that it's this one. They have three locations. We will go to the wrong one, bro
So, yeah, we pull up row. We like
three seats on Alex L button. Holy
Suck you already know this place was nice this place was nice
um F1 car F1 car
Look at this. Everything is out of carbon fiber bro carbon fiber
shish this shit is like bro I could lift it like this I did no pictures of that
though mmm breakfast breakfast at the hotel this is my dad this is my dish
this is furious is dish and this is the exepis yo exepis was saying like yo
guys look this right here man it's like it looks like watermelon but it's not
watermelon like I don't know what it is and I was looking at it I was like
Bro this is watermelon buddy. What are you saying, bro? Like it's obviously watermelon. He was like no, bro
It didn't say watermelon on it. I'm like, okay, try it. He's like it tries it. He's like
Mmm, okay, maybe watermelon
Alright, bro. It's like thinking that it's some exotic fruit
Bros. Just eating watermelon. All right next axe by the way axe
This is where this comes from guys. Now you see the diet, bro
Now you see the diet and I also ordered
pancake with Nutella
two coffees, one latte as well, Arvindals, oh,
Red Bull car, look at this, they changed the title in two seconds, four seconds, five seconds,
six seconds, it's Red Bull restaurant.
And out, this is F2, that's why they're so slow, F2 was happening before F1, right?
like again I'm not an F1 fan or at least I wasn't before this I'm still
trying to decide what I am I don't know if I'm just an album fan or if I'm
off I actually like F1 I'm still deciding I was pulling up as the biggest
lap all right like I have never watched the race before going there I got
invited by someone who said you I've watched you and we would love to
like show you around so I went man and of course except us one of my one of my
oldest mods is literally the biggest of all friends always like you'll be have
to go like it's time you know and it was the best decision I've ever done bro it
was so much fun it was so crazy but sometimes I felt like I couldn't really
appreciate what's going on and it was so good to have except us there because
he was always reminding like this is a this is crazy like I'm shit like this
is insane like this this is insane I was like okay okay I swear I was the
best thing ever, bro. W fucking examples, man, for making sure that we know, bro, because
this is like, this was all first of one. It's like, I thought like everyone experiences
have one like this, like check it out the concert, kidding. Of course I know that there's
like the craziest shit ever, bro, like once in a billion. Um, suck. This was, this
was the back area. This is where all the teams are, bro. So you have these booths.
You have the Fiat, you have the Red Bull building, you have the fucking McLaren
building Williams right next to McLaren and we have some drinks upstairs also
right here look at my mouse's when we were coming pulling up from the left
side right here walking to the pad to the thing furious furious all the sun
stops speaking and he's like whoa yo yo yo guys right in front of us walking
right here from right to left towards us a guy called Mourinho I think Mourinho
the Real Madrid guy the V the coach bro or like manager Mourinho walking by
camera suck doing an interview bro and furious he was like because I asked
you is before you have this one person that you want to meet who would it be
and he said Mbappé and Mourinho no one else he's the biggest Madrid fan
Madrid um we wanted to go to the real Madrid game as well but furious thought
it was on Sunday all the Sun turns out he tells me in the airplane
Chai said Madrid game is on Saturday buzzer right that guy's chop bro he is
not going to the Madrid game but yeah Josie Morgan you're walking by suck
next oh except us video from the back lines this is when we arrived suck
Lily showing us around all types of people walking around
Suck just going to the next destination. You already know you already know
Suck quick flick you already know crazy Wow, this is a sexy pick except us. I like this a lot
the helmets bro look at this shit
Alta right there man these are the paddocks
I was just roaming around with the trekkers
crowd streaming only this was a little bit annoying guys I'm not gonna lie
the fans were wilding I could not roam around guys I felt like the clock
no I did not your boys and girls let me tell you bro let me tell you I got
asked for pictures three times one of them was by Alex yo bro what the hell
this is not our demographic bro who the fuck watches F1 it is not you guys
and that's for sure that's for sure bro there was like two sons with their
dad or then on the way out there were some Spanish guys bro these guys do
not watch CS bro I don't know what these guys are doing bro but they're
doing something else they're not watching cs bro or twitch um it was the
easiest shit to just walk around like like because cs event right like it's
gg's offer bro I get recognized more the supermarket in the Netherlands I
don't understand f1 no one no one brothers was maybe I look so chopped that
this was like this can't be on a pixel probably that's again to us or
sleep. All right, next. We told you, I mean, but you know,
if you guys watch it.
You're so cute examples.
We were just vibing. We were just vibing. It was a pleasant 30
degrees as well. A little bit too hot. I'm not gonna lie, but
sunscreen was on. We took some pics of some cars, leaked. Just some behind the scenes.
Suck. This is where we ate food. This is where we ate food. Don't say, of course. This is
where, this was the chill out area. This was the chill out area and where all the like
teams do their discussions up here when we arrived. Lily was saying your album is
upstairs right now, but he will come down in like an hour. He's right now doing
his preparation before the game you know so yeah and next to us was Ferrari then
there was Red Bull you know all the things were there so yeah and bro you
know what's crazy bro you know before we check before like like they said you'll
come to a fun but I did not know that it's gonna be like this bro like Alex
literally Alex everyone came down like and like one and a half hours before
the race shows was also like 45 minutes and it's like yeah I look you
gotta go now. All right, let's move it later, bro. He's racing. Bro, he was like, I thought
okay, like, they just invite some like streamers, you know, no, bro, he actually watches bro,
like we were yapping, bro, we were yapping all of us. Bro, no, bro, no, bro, no, bro,
W fucking Alex when I swear and Lily, bro. Um, this was upstairs. This was the Williams
area right here, McLaren, then we have the Audi building, Zach, we have all the
fucking buildings. Um, he we were just sipping some, some wine or something,
Lily explained to me, the cars used to be,
V, correct me if I'm wrong, they used to be V12,
V10, something like that.
And now they're not.
Now they're like hybrid.
Now they have a V, I don't know what they have,
V6 or something, I don't know.
But it's not the same as it used to be.
It used to be like, bam, bam, bam.
Now because of like regulations or something, right?
Like nature, blah, blah, blah, blah.
How much does one like raise take away if they roam some v10s around it can't be that crazy call me nuts
Call me nuts
Alphia
That's like the that's like FIFA. No, I don't know man. I don't know
Next nothing it's politics next year less hybrid they go back to engines
Check next your parents you think for the three gifted subs probably be hot some fucking shit right now
Um, did you mind if I yep? Um, I just want to do like one just so I have it like, you know
If we discuss this like I'm gonna be able to remember everything like in detail, you know what I mean because sometimes I feel like I miss
I don't I forget stuff and then I will like the thought is lost, you know, I mean
I kind of like this as like for like the history books, you know, maybe like one day my son watches
I want him like you'll watch this and we ran Madrid with the drillers. You smell me, bro
all right if I get too much let me know bro next next we were just looking
around this was again this was after the race all the players were coming out
suck done four tires changed what are we saying bro what the fuck are we
saying bro suck this was all of you accept us accept us look at him bro yo
accept us man um suck oh we have the walkie-talkies yo we need some of these
at CS events we need some of these at CS events that's for sure I thought about
stealing a couple but I didn't brother they were too nice suck and chat it
was at this moment where I realized yo this is different like what is even
going on over here like everything is maximized bro look at this shit yes the
cars made out of carbon fiber but boys and girls why the fuck is this shit made
out of carbon fiber bro are we that ass bro like what like at this point we're
flexing bro everything this is also coming everything is carbon fiber what
the fuck Alex Eben all the sudden drinks the coffee out of carbon fiber
up like what is going on bro to not damage let's wait what is going on bro
next oh look at the car this looks sexy to me bro there's something about the
look of an F1 car bro look at this like a rocket ship
very nice very nice next the helmet the helmet right here you get the juice
out of suck check guess what they're drinking I asked the performance coach
what do you drink during the race like what is connected to this guess what he
said bro you're not gonna believe it tea water Red Bull 9 9 none of that none
of that connected to this connected to this is Heineken it's crazy bro it
It makes them lock in during- I'm joking.
It's water.
It's water.
It's water.
Electrolytes.
Can I say the last thing?
Is this leaking?
What if Louis Hamilton copies what Alex Albon drinks?
Wait a second.
I don't know if I can say this.
There's one more ingredient in it.
There's one more ingredient in it.
It's water, electrolytes, and, yes, a lot of people are saying it, and carbs.
Liquid carbs.
for long energy right because of course like you burn a lot and stuff like you
need to be you know you need to you need to have energy so yeah it's
liquidated carbs just carbohydrates next
except what way can I show this video except us you're not gonna show you're
not naked or something right I haven't seen this example I haven't seen
this I'm not gonna lie you're good okay because these were our whole two
rooms. Fury laying on the bed right now. I don't think he shows him. Suck. Madrid.
Yo, Chet, can I say one thing, bro? Are there any Spanish people in the chat, any
Spaniards? I fucking love Madrid. I fucking love Madrid. We were going for
walks and what the fuck is that city? The vibe in the, in the vibe. Bro, I
I landed in the Netherlands, Amsterdam, and I was like, depressed.
People were vaping, people were arguing, people were sad.
Madre, people were happy, people were roaming around.
Everyone in a good moon in a good shape.
What the fuck is this? Is this what weather does?
Is this what weather does?
It was crazy. The most beautiful looking people everywhere.
Not like everyone in shape.
I think it was because of the heat, because if you're fat, you don't function in heat.
You know what I mean? Like I was dying over there. Like if I lived in Madrid, I had to lock in.
Uh, they were all happy. They were all busy. Everyone laughing.
Bro, this city was a vibe. Oh my gosh, bro.
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. And it was busy. It was nice busy.
Man, I loved it, bro. I fucking loved it. Next, Barcelona. But I have never been to Barcelona.
a fucking loft Madrid though suck random picture furious Wow this is where
Lily took us after the race bro um as well like this is where they took the
interviews can we see some people taking interviews right now
lando I think
I don't know who that is but yeah we were like like bro like there were only
interviewers and us. Like I'm being badass. Like they were only interviewers and us. Like what the
fuck is going on bro? Like this was the most crazy experience ever. Zack Chopper in the fucking sky
from Team Spirit. Crazy bro. Crazy crazy crazy. He was playing as well. These were the paddocks
again like Zack. This was our pass. I'm sad Chad, I'm sad. We couldn't keep the pass.
The manager afterwards was like yo guys give me your passes now. And then we try to leave.
Then we tried to leave and there was like this gate. We had to scan your pass to get through
And we couldn't get through we had no pass
So that's jump over yo silky with the red bro
Hearts in the fucking shot right now. Don't do too much, bro. Don't do too much, bro. I know who you are, bro
Hearts in the chat hearts in the chat right now, bro. That'd be fucking silky man face the fuck up
So yeah, this was our pass bro. This was our pass man
Looking sexy man looking sexy
Check I didn't get to keep the pass, but I did get to keep this I
Realized after I realized this morning when I was clearing up my backpack. I still have my hotel card
Geech, I want to go back to that fucking hotel, bro. I could I could I'm actually gonna get sent that back of course, okay?
Suck this was where the team was watching once the race started. So once the race started
everyone of the teams sat down right here and looked at this monitor making
sure that everything is good. More on that later. I don't know who that is but
this was again this was after the games where everyone came out. This is Le Clachke? Le Clachke!
Carlos Sains. I don't know who Carlos Sains is. I was only yapping with Alex of course.
I was only happy with Alex and with
And London shortly Carlos Sains didn't really talk to him didn't really talk to him. Mmm. What else is this guy? No
Yeah
What else?
lol
Leaked you this guy was sick as hell this guy right here is the is the
What do you call it the performance coach of Alex? He makes sure that he eats good that he gets good sleep
I think that he like does like the right gym exercise like everything like that
Well, this guy was good at his own. This guy was a vibe. This guy was a vibe
This guy was a vibe, bro. I was your bro if Williams ever drop you. Let me know doc. Let me know
I I look you want to like, you know be fit like up on bra. I'm not gonna lie. All right
What else?
This was when we missed the flight again
there boys there boys there boys
up is this
why my shot and one of the pictures this is my actual I'd why my shot and one of
them
fuck is this suck the helmet
And I made sure to kiss the helmet as well right before the race
except
Come on my G suck racing gloves
Factory new factory new by the way factory new
Yo, Lily was saying yo hold the gloves like this and then like look down
And I was like I was like holding the gloves in my hand. I was like, what do you mean?
She was like no, no, she was like trying to take the picture
I was the most sped ever bro. I took like two minutes to take this picture until I understood what she meant bro
Good picture. I've loaded it. Um, no
I know this was before the race. No, this was when we met for this was first second
When he came down
W oh, hi, I haven't seen these pictures
Just yapping yapping yapping yapping yapping
You already know
I saw this already. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Didn't break anything. Didn't break anything.
Uh, I can't get it. I showed this already, right?
When they said, yo, now we're gonna turn on the engine. Yo, how now, bro? I said no. I said no.
Did I fuck up chat? That would have been crazy.
Because I didn't even realize that the engine, did you know that the drivers have to wear fireproof undies?
Like Alex showed us, he was like, here look, suck, like, yeah, they have to wear fireproof underwear because they're like right next to the engine, bro, right next to it, right next, suck, some more pictures, W Lily, bro, she took all of these pictures.
Look at the steering wheel, holy, everything carbon fiber.
Whoa leaked.
Oh, this high quality.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
What's going on?
The team was a fan of mine one of the team was a drill a check one of the mechanics one of the mechanics bro
W guy he was like he was like yo, bro. I was like yo, what did I do wrong? What are they wrong?
He was like can I get a picture?
My guy um what else start getting out of the car
Jacket what was I saying? Yeah, I can't remember son
Just some pictures
Look at fury bro, like Alex was saying like you're fury nice watch
Then we were looking at his was like yeah, it's like it's like and then he said the name and fear was like
Okay, holy three dads drinkin a beer
Yo, yo, don't you really man without her we wouldn't have had these many pictures, bro
Because she like these are all of our pictures bro. Look like she's sitting right here
He's like let me take a picture of you guys for the memories, bro. W. Bro. W
What else?
Suck watching some stuff
car going by
The boys you already know bro. You already know you already know look at the crowd
Who's watching F1 who watches? What is the demographic? I?
I'm coming back home tonight. I can't tell if this is people in their 30s 40s. No
All men that's not true, bro. F1 is crazy, bro. Like what the fuck
Bro, London posting me in his story, right? Like
Like my post for all the sudden I see like
Like I get notifications when someone follows me
Bro, it's not like, it's not weird, but bro all of a sudden it was like 50% goals, like
instead of, bro usually it's like, it's like, you know, like I have like 90% male audience
or something.
Bro was like, what the hell is going on, like F1 is like crazy, bro.
Like the girls love F1, apparently.
It's not just men in the crowd, bro, that's for sure.
Bots, maybe.
Zuck, F1 jets, fighter jets.
This is where we were watching.
This is where we were watching, bro.
next to where the cars like go buy and stuff and bro Lily gave us these
headphones Lily gave us these headphones mmm and we heard it all it was so so much
fun to watch why because we heard first of all the casting and we saw on a big
screen like the the cast like the race right what you saw like on Netflix or
whatever and and we also heard the mechanics talking to the drivers we
heard the feet of Albon and the mechanics at all times bro at all times and
then at some point was like mmm like I don't know like mmm red light turning
green turning green 550 550 and we look at Lily like yo is this good this is bad
I swear by the way the whole time bro I brought my fucking Finland Nikon the
things to look right we thought it was a good idea your low key we didn't use
once bro we didn't use it once we used it one time to show like Lee and album
your look like these cool monoculas like have you ever used some it's actually
check it out for five seconds bum we never use it again bro jeez bro jeez
actual jeez I thought I was clever bringing them what else um Lando well
why is he why is he holding a monster bro yeah I didn't even realize this guy
this guy um hey this guy bro not gonna say what he said bro not gonna say
what he said bro I didn't really say I mean we didn't really had a bro that
was like 20 cameras first of all bro that's bro it's fucking Lando bro when
he walks somewhere but that's like fucking 20 paparazzi like 20 cameras on
his ass jeech hello aqua bro hello aqua bro um but yeah this was after the
race after he already did all of the interviews um yeah we're quiddly up
WLN, no chill guy chill guy. Oh, what the fuck are these pictures?
Okay, all right, this was us just chilling like afterwards
This was a vibe we were all so fried we already had some beers in bro
Just the old-time laughing cracking jokes, bro. Oh my gosh. W. W. W. Um, oh
Oh, some nice food. Some nice food. This is where, like, Lily got a reservation for us, bro, at this place.
Alex and Lily, they already had to leave, like, bro, F1 drivers? What the fuck? It's like, it makes no sense, bro.
Like, bro, like, I think I'm busy when I, I want to have, like, one call a day or something, right?
Like a business call.
Bro, they fucking after the race, uh, oh yeah, one hour, hour, hour, hour, hour flight leaves.
Ball right what what and that's every time that's every time they got like suck already to the next race already this that it's crazy
Bro, I got the hell is going on like where's the reducing where's the reducing?
This was great by the way. This was the best dessert ever furious said and I agree
Wow, look at this. Look at this. I've never eaten so nice
actually crazy
This was like peppers and she said so much spicy someone on and she was right, bro
1 and 5 were hella spicy
This was the girl
I don't know some bougie stuff was very tasty and it was bright thought like it would be like
Costing a lot it was if like it wasn't like
Crazy crazy like we paid per person and we ate a lot. We ate a lot
We had like multiple desserts multiple main dishes multiple this multiple meat multiple this or was like per person like
70 I think with drinks call me nuts
That's that's that's for something like this. Okay. No in Madrid in Madrid
Yes, yes, I thought so too I thought so too
It's Madrid cheaper something suck Alex afterwards, bro. This was after the race. We were all just chilling
and
Alex comes up bro
Again, his flight leaves in like 30 minutes, but we didn't have much time
Brother brings except us
Eh, whatever this is like a jacket. I don't know. I'm not into a flan bro suck from alvex where he's like if you want this man
suck
I don't know the pictures idea
Yeah, right to put up the sunglasses. Yeah, except us bro. You're too cute for it
Come on you drop some hearts in the chat man. I swear bro. Come on, man. Come on, man
You took you bro
suck
Landon suck suck
Come on, G.
Tzak, tzak.
A little bit of yapping.
We do some yapping.
You already know.
You already know.
You already know.
You already know.
Watching, watching.
Tzak, tzak, tzak, tzak, tzak.
Tzak, tzak, tzak, tzak.
What are these pictures?
Tzak?
I don't know.
Bro, this was so random, bro.
Also, I swear like at some point like oh, yeah, this is rough Rowan buzz
What is going on like who is there? Oh
Well, well, well, maxi max. These are your pics fury. Okay. I mean, I don't know any of these guys
Yo fury aura bro aura it's not down. Oh shit
Who's Nadal shizer, but I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't really know popular people, bro
Fury aura aura, bro
she
Sucked up of you, bro. No, literally the girl bro
Alex bro look at this cutie bro suck. You already know this was before the race bro brought it like a bro
Yes, bro. He was there the whole time with us, bro. Like what?
Um
Why do I look so choppy day bro?
suck suck suck suck suck suck
Okay, yo, bro. I should have like checked these pictures before
In the castle pictures bang bang bang bang bang. Okay, dude bang bang
bang bang bang bang
I like this picture bang bang
I was like, whoa, whoa, did you break the car?
I hope not, bro.
I think no.
I think no.
I think no.
He did get what place, 15th, I think, and he started at 16th position, right?
Bro, by the way, this is what I hate about F1.
This is what I fucking hate about F1.
And listen to me closely, bro.
As a person that doesn't know, that hasn't followed this since 1960s or whatever,
I don't like that you could be the best driver,
the best mechanics, everything,
but you literally can't win if your mechanics are fucking,
are fucking your car.
Like it's, yes, everyone has the same budget nowadays,
but it's about how you use the budget
and then you have Mercedes engine and this and that, right?
You need the right engine.
Bro, like the best driver could be in last place
just because his team has a bad car.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
best like a person can never become first just because of good driving especially on this fucking
track the mad ring what the fuck is this yo lily told me afterwards we had four overtakes during
this race usually there's fucking 50 or something what four overtakes yo who designed this fucking
track bro like was it the was it whoever had the belt is it meds either should be
to track because they have the best car and then I go build a track where we
can't get overtaken if you have the fastest car you just straight up win
I try that's what's happening bro I says what's happening or something this is
some like higher parties involved or something now bro now because what a
shit-ass track bro call me nuts for overtakes I sit at the fun of my life
because of all the people and stuff right and because I was there with my
friends but as in the F1 race itself if I paid like a bunch of money for
Take it and to watch it like from the upstairs bro chopped. No the fuck is this track next
You can't overtake
You can't overtake
It's too slim
Pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures
Yeah, I didn't realize the guy's in the back. Yo
They're like how the fuck is this guy in the car?
Oh my god my god this guy as well this guy as well you know what he said
said you know what he said like this guy is like full like f1 you know like he
doesn't know who's pulling up he didn't know who we were and but he said but he
said hey if Alex invited you you gotta be good guys or something like because
you know because he knows that Alex is like that's sweet about bro this guy
I was pretty cool, but I'm not gonna lie yet. All right yet. All right, bro
This guy had all right, bro. She's
All right, suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Excerpt pass my god
She's the car some flicks some flicks. Yo, why you saying yeah, bro. She likes
Yo
Ha, baby. Ha, baby
Why is he looking like this bro is not fnaf
F, next.
The car, Fury, F, who took this picture?
Zack, Zack, all right.
Yo, bro, when we arrived, bro, when we arrived,
the cat driver dropped us off at this hotel
and this was in the lobby.
Everybody was like, yo, is this our hotel, bro?
Like, what the fuck is the ice show speed doing the,
in our fucking hotel lobby, bro?
Turns out it was the wrong hotel,
but we asked the guy like, yo, bro,
Can we go inside and get like a picture with this and we did
Like what is this? This was in the hotel of the entrance
My mom is kind of homeless, bro. Let me get a hotel room or what?
Fury fury is so proud that he took this picture. Thank you fury
So this doesn't speak is this picture good
If you said like your bro like the way the clouds look like man this picture. I like this is a good picture
Fury fury AI really
This was when was this was this when we miss our flight, but this was when we arrived again, I think in the Netherlands
Yeah, this was sad vibes because now we're back home bro now we're back home very sad
This was when we missed the flight. Yo, I wish you didn't post this theory like I already saw some dumb ass memes, bro
I'm not gonna like
Okay, I maybe should be careful showing this. Okay. I should know
I should have looked at these pictures, bro.
This was after we missed the flight, I had to wait two hours, I think.
Yup, and that was the reason.
I told Fury, yo bro, you look kinda boss right now, let me take a picture of you.
Bar right.
Yup, yup, flip the cap back, flip the cap back.
Yes, yes.
Yes, cap off, come on bro.
suck suck what do you mean
margaret
no bro ww
chat we were supposed to be economy but because we missed the flight we literally had to get business why
because this was the only available flight and guess what whole economy was full and business was full empty bro
it was literally only a hundred bucks more than normal w's we had this food right here we had this food right here
yo this was nice this was nice by the way very very nice
only yo hey for like a two-hour like buying a flight to us before like takes
off hundred more for business like that's I don't know
uh suck suck yo this was when we landed and chat like again I had no idea like
what to expect but bro Alex as well message us like yo did you guys land
safely like are you guys good like at like 11 p.m. what the fuck like bro I
thought you know like he's gonna invite us and that's it you know like maybe we
say hello one time you're probably thought those two those two people were
the greatest those ever man like what the hell like man actual goats bro they
were the nicest people yes so this was when we sent a picture out of the
uber like yes we landed safely my dog suck this was our shuttle w crack
again this was when we arrived bro with the passes I it's a pure excitement
right here. Pure excitement, bro. W Fury and the Exerpas, bro, because I only slept two
hours. I told them, yo, please bring me something from breakfast, but bring me banana and 2x.
And they brought me banana and 2x quickly went on a bench right here. Um, and quickly
destroyed that quickly destroyed those two things. Um, suck with the car. W lily suck
Exerpas, my god, Madrid, Ferrari, Ferrari.
Zack, Ferrari was right next to us, Chad.
They were right next to us.
This was like, like we were right here
and Ferrari was right next to us.
Ferrari.
Zack, some cars driving by.
Zack, Zack, Zack.
This was when they did a boxing shop
right in front of our face.
When they were like changing the tires,
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Uh, oh, I had to take a picture.
Most chopped selfie ever, but you already know, bro,
I had to get a picture with max.
I had to get a picture with max.
There it is, bro.
W max, my go bro, my go.
We had a great talk.
We had a great talk, bro.
Hmm.
Anil, Anil, suck.
W picks W picks.
Okay, got you.
Suck.
Suck.
This was, this was after the day, bro.
This was after the day because I was saying like, yo,
Let's take a picture like you know like in front of this and like send it to them like and say thank you message
You know I mean um
Yeah, we asked some like random girls like you can you take a picture of us, but I'm she took like 50 pictures
I already deleted like 40, but she was spamming pigs bro
We were standing there for like 10 seconds, bro. I look at my phone. I she did like 50 pigs. Thank you
She was spamming it bum bum bum bum
Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, Zack, yo, like, have we seen this?
I swear we have.
The helmet, bum, bum, bum, kissing it before for the good luck you already know.
I ask before if I can, if I may.
Saw this.
Are we through already?
I think we're through.
Oh, shite, fury, my bad, my bad, my bad.
a few are you posted that already no not show it and talk about it or no
you posted it let me just make sure okay you posted it I'm leaving listen
bro you look pretty bro this is like what life is all about so listen listen this
This guy was not in a good mood right here.
This guy was not in a good mood.
Why?
So listen, we were, this was Monday.
This, Fury, why are you saying bye-bye?
Let me explain it, Fury.
If I explain it, it makes sense.
Then the situation makes sense to the people.
Listen, we, it was Monday.
It was after the games were already over.
We were at this like nice hotel, right?
And all of a sudden, we realized that checkout is at 12.
And it was 12, 10 or something.
We were trying to go to the spa, as you can see.
So we said, Fury said, OK, I'm going to join you guys later.
I still have to go to the toilet.
Don't want to get into detail.
And I was with this guy, was like, OK, we're going to already
go to the spa.
You join us, you know?
And so we went down to the spa.
All of a sudden, I look at my WhatsApp.
We were waiting for Fury.
He said, your guys in my car doesn't work.
I can't.
I can't.
You know how in a hotel sometimes you have this like numpad at the elevator and you need to put your card first
Like beep and then you can put your like you're the level he could not go to the spa level
So he could he already closed the door because he wanted to go to the spa
He only took his card and he couldn't go to the spa level. He could only go to reception
Why because it was past check out and he was supposed to check out
So he had to go down since it was busy by the way, there were people left to run.
He had to go down and extend his card, right?
So yeah, he was not having fun, like he had to be spaced out, he was just like, fury,
fury, taking pictures.
Oh my gosh.
But yeah, he did get his card extended and we did go to the spa.
What else?
XR wasn't wild in nature, taking some pictures you already know, while we are waiting,
And the elevator bang and this was on the way back man. I think that's it. I think that's it, bro. I think that's it, bro
I think that wraps it up guys, I think that wraps it up guys set the last picture ever. No, it's not
Suck the gang the gang this was in the morning before the flight
Right away from Madrid back home
Breakfast breakfast of course suck we have to eat some stuff of course you this breakfast was still looks bro
Oh my gosh. This shit was the craziest breakfast I've had.
Like, Jesus.
This was the restaurant.
This was the restaurant again that like Lily reserved some
seeds for us at and the dessert.
This was the moment where this guy realized this is the best
dessert I've ever eaten.
Like he was out of this was looking us like, yo, I think
this is the best dessert I've ever had.
So he was enjoying.
He was like, hold on a minute. Is this the best I've ever had?
So
So yeah, he was digging in bro
He was digging in bro. This was the you know these two by the way
These two that were sitting next to us. I was sitting right here. I was looking straight at them
You're that way eating each other. I'm not gonna lie like what the fuck is this shit, bro
Like go get a room, bro. Go get a fucking room. Now I have to draw this. I have to draw this
This guy and this girl bro. I'm being badass
Look at this right here. If this is his hat
And this is this mouth, right?
Like, like bro, it was literally like the girl, the mouth was like this.
This was her mouth.
This is him.
This is him.
This is her.
Like bro, like they were like eating each other, bro.
Like I swear.
What the fuck what the fuck this was her mouth bro like they were locked
They were locked bro. I don't know bad drawing, but they were going crazy, bro
I'm like I'm exposing it like this because this was uncomfortable the whole restaurant was watching bro
What the fuck we were trying to eat over here, bro
And all of a sudden I'm watching like soft porn in front of my face
Yeah, it's like what's like this it was like this it was literally no even crazy than that like bro
It was she was crazy, bro. She was crazy
Even after we like finished eating like we came off the restaurant and they were like bam bam bam
crazy, bro crazy
Madam lonely I what else um
Like me and the boys who wanted to join in brother
Suck this was the dessert bro hazelnut. Oh my gosh or tomato like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh
suck suck suck suck. All right. That's all I think that's all and then the
ride back this was not the right taxi but yeah jeez bro jeez ah by the way
bro like when we were trying to like get to our hotel from the F1 track Lily
was saying you I show you don't want to shuttle I was like nah like we'll
explore a little bit we'll explore like we'll find a way we'll find an uber
yo we check the uber out bro 30 minute walk in 30 degree heat to like get to
a pick up point all right your worst idea I've ever had bro but it turned
not being fine like you know it was it was a tough work though your quasi I think
with the five gift it's up so that's not fucking chat right now bro that's not
fucking chat but yeah man that wraps it up bro F1 Madrid sheesh what am I
forgetting boss any questions did you know Lily is pro golfer and peak
athlete herself yes yes couldn't believe it when she said it fucking crazy man
fucking crazy but she said I don't want to invite you guys to in to a
golf game because I mean can I say it like she doesn't know if we will enjoy
it you know because it's like not as not as much going on as a phone you know
what I mean but yeah W Lily um she's what an experience boys and girls what
an experience can't believe it bro golf over F1 golfers peak wow talk about
the race itself the race itself the race itself the race itself fucking
Modding bro fucking fucking
Whatever bro, whatever it was. I don't know what even happened bro. We who even overtook who like not a lot not a lot
Race also never bro. It was more about like meeting
Like some people and like seeing a sepa sappy doing some shit with the boys
I didn't understand what was going on bro except was message. Let me see except was it. I missed something bro
But yeah, it couldn't happen any better brown being badass like wow
Fury wanting a better place?
Bro, I don't know if I should say this, like Fury feels like the worst person ever because
of this one incident bro.
So I said that Lily is like the best host you can imagine right?
Like she was with us the whole time and making sure like you're feeling kind of hungry.
This is where we gotta go.
Yo, now we're gonna like meet the players.
Now we're gonna go here and now we're gonna suck everything right?
we wanted like she was making sure that we are like gonna see it all behind the
scenes everything and at some point we were watching right we were in this booth
oh where is it we were in this booth
as it's not all things right we were watching right here right and and Lily
was standing right here right making sure that we're happy and fury says
And and fury says again and fear didn't mean it that way, but fury says
Because we were looking at like the screens and stuff right and we see the cars like kind of going by if you was like
Hmm, I kind of wonder what it's like to like see the current person like a kind of one is like see it like go by in front of me
After that again the race was going on
Lily
Goes to the team like goes to Jack like the manager
everyone has headphones on yo can we somehow like go upstairs like to the
paddocks or whatever which are like $15,000 seats that from Fury wanted or
something or like that area you know but again Fury didn't mean it that way
like he just wanted to say he just set his thought like I kind of want to see
like a car go by you know yo Lily was like talking to this person talking
to that person and though and I told Fury like you look what you started like
look at Lily she's like talking to everyone trying to get us like
different seats and he looked and he was like oh my god you know he I've never
feel seen him feel so bad in his life because he realized that he fucked up
bro he realized that he fucked up bro he just told to the host bro the best
host like like by accident like yo you know like I wonder what it's like like
to see it like yo it was GG bro it was GG like he felt so terrible oh my gosh but
yeah um you have no idea how what nice of us they were like it was fucking
ridiculous just everything for the fight when I fucking love you
that's the chair right now that's the chair right now no no no w fury chair w fury
it was kind of like you just say your thought and you don't think about it
you know what i mean um like it like he was just saying like like he was
was just saying like, like I would kinda like, like a better scene.
I'm joking.
We kept joking afterwards about a Lili as well at the end said,
your fury if you wanna come again, like we can try to get you better scenes.
Show, like Lili as well at the end, I'm not the joke bro.
My gosh, what an experience, what an experience.
I swear, I think I've laughed like, like that's like, you know,
in a, in a long time, like with the guys and everything.
They was vibes bro, through all throughout, all throughout, so yeah, F1 man, wrapped up,
crazy, crazy, crazy, super grateful for everything, for you guys for letting me experience shit
like this bro, and yeah, hey, afterwards, afterwards, ask Xapas where would you rank
this day, like, you know where would you rank this?
It's the best day of my life.
Yo, thanks for helping me out, you're the best.
So yeah, man.
Great, great, great, great, great,
Madrid experience, bro.
Thanks to Lilly, thanks to Albonn,
for making that shit happen, bro.
Literally, literally.
Like, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Madrid.
Yes, bro, yes.
Chat, any questions, anything?
Do you like the city?
I love the city.
I would love to move.
Oh my gosh, it was so nice.
It was so nice.
XTC reaction show show show show show I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it
But yeah, I don't know if it's for me guys like one thing I have to say about F1
Because now I'm kind of in the F1 fucking algo even if I wanted or not just because I liked some stuff that I saw right um
Bro it feels like
F1 fans
A little like they watched Darman know like I feel like they all subscribe to Darman or something because when I check Twitter, bro
it's like
Louis Hamilton just offered his pregnant wife a straw to drink the coffee
and then everyone sucked 10,000 likes everyone liking oh my god the god the
god what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going they're just being people
and then it's like yo this see what he's doing what the hell and then
someone does something like doesn't look at a person walking by and that's
like you how can you do this like do that beef what the fuck are we saying
nah nah I swear I don't know this is crazy this is crazy where it feels
Like the whole time is Netflix documentary and people are judging everyone, but like am I crazy?
It's just what I see on Twitter and stuff like these fans on Vesta, bro. These fans on Vesta, bro
Yes, okay, okay
Feels like a bro. What is this XTC? Oh, huh?
W shut to make a wish man
Chet, does he watch F1?
Chet, is that Albana?
Yeah, he's Albana.
Very cool.
Fuck you, you are the answer, right?
Okay.
X, bro.
Thank you, X.
I got a strike.
Chet, I want X in the Bible tournament.
Yes, a reply.
This Friday.
All right.
What is this?
Accept us.
Loyal!
Yo, I did meet some fans.
Accept us to send me this.
How did you find the sex appers gold gold gold mad digout
Check there was some random Germans while we were chilling at the bench. I'm like yo, is this really?
How did you find that?
W there was sweet there was sweet what else what else mmm she checks out us
What is this?
Pro star pics
Can I show this
I
What the fuck is that get that off my screen you're bro now
No, no, no, oh hell nah, you're I need to get a hack. I need to go to the gym. I need to get sleep
I need to change my whole life, bro. Oh my gosh
Chad WL hacker bro
Again, I did not go to the barber before this even though I should have even though I should have
Um, bro, I don't know what to do with my hair, bro
Hmm, do you need tan, but I don't go outside. Do I get a spray tan?
Emreq opens the case. Let me see
Wait Emreq opens the case
Could be butterfly
Yo, why am I playing Uzu and he's playing CS now?
Yo, my boy, you're already playing the better game. What are you doing, bro?
Why is he opening cases?
Did I ru-
I didn't make him open cases, right? I hope not.
Bro, sounds a little bit too excited, bro. Like, you just got a thousand people.
OH! WHAT?! WHAT?!
Should I play some Uzu off-stream, bro?
I played some Uzu off-stream. Um...
Let me see, is it somewhere?
Oh, what can I see this?
So, I received finally 10 PPs.
I received 10 PPs, bro.
10 PPs.
I was grinding yesterday a little bit.
Bro, I feel a watch, bro.
How the fuck do like 30 people spectate me when I play all stream?
How do you even see that online?
chance him let me see this chat so wait are you into f1 or no just let me
quickly check let me quickly check I just yep for a long as time about f1
bro like because again like I don't know if it's my
demographic I don't think it is bro I don't think it is I don't find it that
interesting I just happen to be like now I'm a fucking alex album fan but
other than that I don't know if I like the sport you know what I mean I
I don't like the idea of like the best driver can't get first place if he has a bad car. I wish the cars were kind of the same
You know what I mean? Um, I
Watch a phone. I don't
Let's see. Let's see
Wow
Wow
40 is more than I thought you were watching the worst race
Bro that as well again w lily your lily the whole time was saying like
Yo, lily was saying like
Did you guys really enjoy it? Like I'm sorry that the race like wasn't that like exciting like yo, yes
We did yes, it's not about the race, bro
Like what the hell this was the best vibes ever. We like we saw the craziest shit like w lily, bro
Nah, bro. Lily and Alex, man. Two sweethearts. Sheesh. 40%. Wow.
Ah, let me see, let me see. Let me see, let me see.
Because I thought as well that people in F1 would be like,
like, a little bit snobby and stuff, you know what I mean?
But again, Alex and Lily, complete opposite. I couldn't believe it.
And I'm a good people judge, trust me, bro.
Like, oh my god, there was this one guy.
There was this one guy when we were standing,
standing like waiting for the for the players to come out right waiting for
like Alex and Lendo the Mercedes guy where I said I reacted to a video like a
day before right and I said like y'all is this guy a douchebag?
Yo this guy was looking at me grim or I'm not gonna lie when he walked past me I was like
maybe he saw something no is he though I don't know I don't know he just I
just said like I don't know like he like I sometimes I say you look
like a crypto scammer like you know but I don't know he looked like a little bit
like the haircut and stuff um he's cool okay let's see let's see what is this
Valorant I have to show this first listen what the hell is this what is
this Valorant just made an update which is very very good
Finally was stopping toxicity. Look at this boys and girls. I saw this on my timeline and I had to celebrate
Bookmarks suck boys and girls
Finally at the upcoming Valor major they just had a rule change
D-bagging is forbidden on
Champions Shanghai the following in game actions are prohibited
shooting dead bodies, playa pucks, and teabagging, and or inappropriate in-game conduct, boys
and girls, finally, no more bullying, no more bullying, uh, yo, someone commented like,
I remember, someone commented like, send me this and said like, yo, you can still cancel
your flight bro.
Bro like I'm going bro. I'm going this is good news, bro
This is good news because man, I don't want to see none of that bro
I don't want to see I want to see nice gameplay. I want to see good jet smokes. I want to see good
Molotovs from the flame guy. I do not want to see none none of this toxicity, bro. Hell no, bro. Hell no
So yeah, that's gonna be nice. What else?
Any other links anything that we need to catch up on guys
What is this?
Kk, kk, kk.
Oh, the player forgets his camera's still on! Can I show this?
Lucky don't.
What?
Oh-
What the fuck is he doing?
He's finishing Ozu?
He goes onto Twitter
And gets the cream
What the hell?
Oh my god, this guy
What? Yo my boy, what the fuck?
shish all right all right I mean a okay okay all right all right all right not
sure how to react to that um what else this is real F1 sound let me see
don't ban me for this please so this is when it used to be what V12
What?
V8?
No, I just can't find the message.
Someone said...
Some of that OMG it went room room
Chill bro, bro. I used to as well like find this hella like not interesting, but
Fuck man v8 v10. Oh
Bro, it kind of can sound nice. I'm not gonna lie if they're naturally aspirated no turbo slop
for I
Don't know man. I kind of like that. I like when they're raw like a lion you feel me, bro. All right
What else?
Listen to Vita, bro. I already checked all the engines, no
What is this clip?
So who?
Nega, which one?
Nega, no niggery
What?
Sogada thing
Nega, what the hell is this clip?
I
Chet his dog is
That no
Rest in peace I didn't know that
Chet his dogs are called farmers and the weapon that you buy and the weapon that you buy
Rest in peace. I'm not gonna say that yo is it disrespectful. I don't say the name. I cannot bro
You're gonna clip me bro, but rest in peace
You know um
Like actually what is this
What the fuck 13,000 people like ownership be who we invite to F1 getting involved with community and getting excited about the spark oh
What the hell I thought people would say like
You know why why why is this guy getting the treatment like he's you know he doesn't know shit
Which is fair like I don't you know like I feel like I can't appreciate it enough because like
Bro this is my first time at F1 and all the sudden I'm sitting in the car like what the hell is going on bro
I think it's impossible to to to to calculate that but
Bro, thank you man the hell I did enjoy it a lot like actually
What else she's cute community?
Knife, let me see the price of beta you won an M9 the hell is this
Why the hell is fire took a bonds on a dildo? What is this 2x the price of beta you won an M9?
M9 set track sapphire exact same the price of bayonet you won an M9
Chad who have the fuck got it, I don't know who's cocking and I don't know who actually got it who got it who got it
Dima
Wow, okay, that's good as shit because he actually plays you know
Yo, he's just got his own M9 sapphire. Oh
Now he's gonna go nasty with that bro, that's for sure w bro w oh my god, this makes you want to do a shred of right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
Wow, I love when an F1 they finally invite someone who's actually super excited. Oh, yeah, we need to tune
Gold Williams collab. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, I have to say this, bro. This was not a Williams collab, buddy.
This was literally Alex Albon, him and his fiance saying, yo, come sending me an incident. This was not a business thing, buddy.
I also wouldn't have went. This was them like watching the stream and like me being like, yo, okay, like this kind of crazy.
Let me come like brother. I didn't talk to Williams or anything, bro. I don't care about the corporate. None of that.
It was it was Alex and his fiancee brought the goats w Williams. I guess like said, okay, you can do it
You don't know him
Yo Alex told me he never invited like someone like that before like said that's crazy to me bro
Like he said like we've never invited someone like you know like given this past to someone
Like bro, when I heard that like what that was going on bro
She's
What else?
What is this? What is this?
Like I jumped a fast with this guy is
It's Lando bro
Chat, how does he not know the champion bro Lando is he received? I think last year December he got rank one bro rank one
So yeah, that's an enormous bro. W
What else?
What else what else?
Pedro what is K through doing right now?
Max Verstappen Race Day?
The hell?
Am I bugged it?
Am I bugged it?
Guys, does it work for you or not?
W knock turn.
Because you can't see it.
That's funny.
She blocked you?
Wait, maybe you can't question this because it's Red Bull.
Maybe they gave me like a ban or something.
Is he doing the Max for Steppen thing?
Bro, I can't watch this!
Let me go in cognito.
Oh, it's back!
Yellow's off.
What is he doing?
I need to go a bit crazy in the first match.
If I can get like 10 plays in the first match, that's already insane.
Why the fuck is a mom in the back?
But the last time yesterday's race,
I'm out!
Shut!
We were set on the stop line for like 10 minutes.
Bro, Alex and Lillie said,
you're welcome again.
And you know who I wanna like,
we need to take the next time bro this guy bro
Kajal said he would have been like down if um and they know Kajal too like they
would be down like if he comes as well
bro imagine man F1 with big C bro
oh
what is he doing?
It's going to drive us against Max Verstappen, no?
No. Ws.
All right, let me react to this real quick, real quick, so people can stop spamming.
If the sun burns out tonight, Chad, what is this?
56,000 likes. How does this have so many views?
It's the Valoran Anthem.
Oh no, I'm scared to react to this guys
Because what if tastes are all different? What if I don't like it?
Like am I still welcome in China? Oh no, am I still doing the tourney on friday? Oh no
12k views no no no it's just delayed
56k likes is what you have to look at this has like two million views right now. I think
Or should I think it's like times 20 ish. Ah, let me see three to one. I'm gonna be dead ass, bro
Let's be, let's be honest Chad. If it's good, it's good.
Patty on a motorcycle?
Frack or Dadi?
Little bit corny. That's fine. That's fine.
To be cringy is to be free.
Girl doing yoga, girl on a motorcycle.
And since it's Riot Games, you know that it's not AISLUG.
You know that it's not AISLUG.
Ah, Jett!
What the hell? I've seen artwork like that.
Like that.
Suck with ice cubes.
No excuses to walk out.
We are off.
I
Get the handle
Body cam vibes
Yeah
Yeah, I expected the song to be more cringe am I crazy song is song aside song aside song aside
It's like if it's on the radio, I'm not gonna skip it. I'm not going to the next station
I'll just lower the volume a little bit, but I won't skip it. I think or like this is okay
She has a big back.
I
Like Chad you can say like L and whatever you want right like oh my god, this is so cringe. Yeah, bro. You know what makes me sad, bro
We don't have shit like this in CS, bro
Have you ever seen valve to a trailer like this buzz all right show we have ESL doing some stuff, right like the TO
But this is this is from the sauce this is from the sauce is what the devs are cooking
your chat one thing bro like you can say whatever you want but riot games is
pretty fucking decent at like animations one thing gives me goosebumps bro
because I was addicted to League of Legends as it when I was in high school
this loading screen I think what is it called
I'm going to shoot you.
Loading screen.
There you go.
Oh my god. No.
Night.
She was everything to me.
But they took her.
And with her, they took my kindness and my mercy.
That was their mistake.
Because now, all I've got left is a cold heart.
They thrive on doubt.
They feast on fear.
These wretched abominations blight this world.
And every last one of them will perish by my hand.
Bang!
No, no, no, no!
Oh my god!
There's no interesting of these shells, Ralph.
I wasn't thinking of shit.
I was ready to hop into some of this red fuck some people up buying infinity edge first item i don't care
oh my gosh bro dominating in my silver lobbies
oh my god this made me feel like a boss strong
sure this was not cringe bro to be cringes to be free let that simmer buddy
let that simmer bro are you really gonna like not do something or not like celebrate
something because you think online people are gonna think that this is like weird come on
Bro be yourself bro if you think it's not it's not the hell I like this. I like this
What are you gonna do about it, huh? Call me cringe or go ahead buddy waste your time calling me cringe while I'm enjoying this
Come on frosty boy
Wow!
That sense!
Sonic legs!
Almost there!
I'm not gonna lie!
Yo!
She can beat me in a 1v1, I'm not gonna lie!
Who are these people?
you
you
you
you
you
you
I remember feeding out on skins in this game as well.
You could get like a different hood color and stuff!
Oh, I've been there shit, huh?
Oh, the multiplayer was also nice.
Oh my god, bro. Our game's ass nowadays.
Lo.
Max Verstappen raised there.
Does that mean that I'm delusional or I need to be delusional?
When is it starting?
I think I'm quite delusional.
What is his starting position?
Why is he so far in front?
But that's not even delusional.
If he drives bad, he's gonna cause a havoc.
I am rat. This is for the rats out there.
He starts in 17th? What? Where does Max start? Last, right? 101.
People are asking what position I'm starting in. Starting in 70th.
How do we say it like? Why do we say it like he's Aristo today?
People are asking me what position I'm starting at.
Alright.
Sounded like he was going to drop something. A life lesson.
Max has to get to 30 cars before he can get to me.
How quick is he gonna get past 30 cars, right?
I like the acoustics of the stream.
That's more than a whole F1 greedy ass to get past.
Also, I think I'm better at racing than a F1.
The V1 engine!
Cause qualifying, I choke.
Racing, I just have to bash them out the way.
I mean, get past them slowly.
Chad is...
I'm scared a little bit.
Because you can get cancelled today.
Imagine he kills Max for stopping by if he crashes into him.
here comes the H
don't do that bro
drive safe
they are all wearing helmets
but nothing is no joke
the race is starting
how fast do the cops go
if anyone wants to go
feed their dog, walk their cat
I'd love to watch this on steroids
repel my baby, hey what's the same German
owner was in an F1 car recently right
maybe we have some kind of mental connection
Maybe he's in the F1 car
Max is walking down the grid right now. Oh my god. I see him. Oh
my aura
Is there a way I can turn the car?
Is that Max? No
Get the camera a bit better. I don't know if you're gonna see him. How much of the track do you see on the left?
There's a lot less Max there. They're all like recording. What? Oh my god. Should I go for a high five?
Oh my god, I'm gonna go for a high-five. I think oh god. What if he doesn't do it though?
Now there's a guy on the right with the camera do it. He's a guy on the left with the camera. Can't you know high-fives?
Oh my god, yo, I'm gonna get chills in a second. Look at him do it. He's about halfway towards me the worst you can say is no
There's so many broadcast people around him. I think he's kind of like
Circled in I want to hide. Oh my god people going to high-fives. I'm gonna go free. I'm gonna put the early high-fiving
No, this is fair battle already.
My dad always said don't do something worse than what could happen.
They're gonna eat you.
Maybe if I put my hand there then...
Either I'm gonna grab someone's ass right now, or someone's gonna move out the way and I'm gonna...
It looks like the hangar emoji.
Two or three things, two or one or two things are gonna happen.
And I think it might be the grabbing of the ass.
Oh God, come on.
Oh my God, he's standing right in front of me.
Let's help you see him.
Oh my God.
Come on, come on Max!
Imagine I get a high fire from Max for strapping.
He's not gonna leave me hanging, right? We're co-workers.
Do it, Max.
Do it!
Oh my god, he's right next to me.
No!
He gave me a thumbs up and waved at me.
That's good.
Oh my god.
He just gave me a thumbs up, smiled and did this.
He thought I was waving, not high-fiving.
I'll take it, I'll take it, bro.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
I'll take it.
Chad, how the fuck is Max there?
He knows card 66. He knows card 66.
He's been studying.
No! I almost got 67.
Oh my god, that's motivated me a lot.
Check, Max Verchappen was in Madrid racing this Sunday.
I was thinking about not going live today because I'm fried.
How the fuck is he over there in another country racing 100 cars right now on live TV?
I was about to not go live today because I was frightened.
The fuck is this?
I'm going to practice my straight line speed.
Private jet this?
Yeah, chill.
Yeah, I got it.
you're fat okay that's it everyone's leaving the track so check how will this
go there's no way Max wins this race right now
this is the hundred people starting a must you cannot overtake massive lion
on it a hundred people 30 laps to overtake them should I rev my engine
Let me ask chat if I rev my engine while I'm on the start line does it reduce the fuel load so I can go faster? Yes or no?
Chat how many is 30 laps? How long? How long?
One hour and 15
I'm giving it a little bit of
Never driven a car
Okay, that's right again. Here's the replay this guy mr. Trophy helmet
Oh
Number 66
Is it mark the question to him? Who's fault was it?
No
Reminds me of my racing, but this is real life. Again. Here's the replay this guy
No, it's the trophy helmet
Wait, is it mark the question to him? Who's fault was it? I don't know but look
I tried to go back on track.
No.
Oh gosh.
Shit, how fast you go?
Is 7 a lucky number?
Lucky for who?
I could finish 8.
I could finish 8.
E-girl rates ONI.
What the fuck is it?
What is Flurry doing nowadays?
Oh.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
You might know this guy.
ONI pixel.
Oh.
What are you saying?
I have an E-girl who is in love with this man.
He has four head is too big.
Who is it?
Yo, hey, I'm right here! I'm right here!
His forehead is too big and his hair looks like it's receding.
He's so frantic.
Other than that, he looks like a discord moderator.
Yo, hey, Flurry, I appreciate that, but we may be long gone, bro.
Yo, double you support, but...
Yo, okay, I think we're cooked, bro.
Who bothers girls?
Honestly, discord moderator, who bothers girls?
girls what honestly like I would not say this is attractive like there's nothing
good-looking about him like honestly but you guys like you're being too nice like
come on out of solar is not 15 with this man that she would like she would do
anything for half a chance so I have to rate my 10 okay that's okay this is
profile like his team profile this is what it looks like okay yes yes okay okay
That's how it goes, huh? No, no, let me see. Let me see, bro
What is flurry doing bro, I can't go right I too hard right I need to stay on the middle all right
Shadow won't be there right now. I'm being better. Oh my god. It's wrong. Just leave
What's up wave? Oh shit
Shats, Ada is also driving.
I don't fanboy a lot of people, I don't like, oh my god,
I would kinda like to have a talk with this guy.
But Ada Zasci, the guy who ran,
uh, what was it?
The Death Valley, we were there, if you were there during that stream you know
bro, the German Goat.
I think he's driving there, bro.
I think he's driving there, bro.
Big fan, big fan.
Not Ada Gula.
I don't know who Ada Gula is.
Okay, the race is starting in probably...
That's actually, that's actually.
Max is ready.
Oh my God, right?
This looks behind me and I actually just got goosebumps.
Saves me please.
Come on, give me the first turn at least.
Wait.
Chad.
Does everyone stay on track?
What if Max passes you? Are you eliminated?
He can still attack Max even if he gets luck now.
You're linked!
If he overtakes you, you gotta leave.
You gotta leave!
Last time I did the start, I looked away and it started so I need to make some work there.
Oh.
I'm not gonna lie, I would have sneaked in at night, given the engineer 500 bucks cash
and said, give me a trouble.
Hell nah, I ain't getting fucking take off on Max.
I hope Wurthrow does have a season 25.
You tell me.
I think Wurthrow can cook.
Greg F. Heretic's owner is in fourth.
He can cook.
Like right after another day
It's chill
It's like 4 minutes to stop, no? Like 200 seconds?
Am I lazy?
He said it's gonna be there for my Valorant tournament in 2 days
How?
He's right now
Middle of nowhere
Where's the regio sir?
he's in the UK no he's at Silverstone wait wait I've had this before I thought
Silverstone was in Australia where's it actually isn't in the UK I need to
block the inside though because I swear to God if I don't get the inside of the
hook okay I need the heart right now oh my god it's about to start I can see
some of the flight
I mean
All the cars have the same power.
How is Max gonna overtake?
Cajal has a driver's license. He knows how to drive.
He is fast.
He has the same engine, dumbass.
Okay, he said good luck.
The racer, he said good luck. He said it's starting in a few seconds. Here we go.
Cajal looks nervous.
Red lights, here we go. Three, two...
2. Don't cancel the boost. 1.
9.
Not bad. Buford in front of him, Buford.
Green flags.
Holy fieldy.
What the fuck? Why is he attacking his teammate?
Wait, it's red and blue. Is that through T?
It's almost fun. I can't see.
What the hell is this?
Stay safe, casual.
What do you mean?
You overtook me on a yellow though, that's gonna be bannable!
Hey, come here you rat!
You don't have a t-
What the fuck?
That's rigged!
That's rigged!
That's rigged!
That's rigged!
Max is shooting!
Yellow flag means you need to slow down!
Guys, this means he's out.
He drove for 60 seconds.
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
He's out!
for 60 seconds.
To be a rabbit, catch your ass!
I can't spend something to be a rabbit!
I'm shy, sir.
Oh my...
Too deep inside? Not bad.
Oh my god, there's so many crashes. I don't even know what's going on.
I'm trying to dodge everything. I can't see...
This feels like a CS challenge, bro.
100 players playing CS.
There is too many people on the track.
Zachi, out of Zachi! Ask him for a pick! Oh my god, that's my actual goal. Wallahi!
I love my out of Zachi. You versus you. Sometimes I go cycling because I remember out of Zachi.
You see me. I'm up and I get this one though. I'll talk to you around.
I'll see you. We get good exit here.
But where's Max?
slow down slow down slow down yellow flag I think it was complete carnage I
don't know max is P1 shut your bitch ass up what do you mean so this event is
over I need to go back to the pits I've been overtaken
37 oh my god I don't know how I dodged all that carnage 37 wait is that the
front wait am I in like 15th or something how is there no this is the
people that got overtaken
bro I want to be there right now that was fucking intense bro I swear I
almost hit like 20 people I have to dodge like yo is this real carbon fiber it
is
holy smokes
Some of these cats may break today bro.
I'm out, I'm out.
Oh man, I needed another 20 cars in front of me to get past.
Women out.
I hope Portugal's still going. Is Portugal still going?
Stop.
But he overtook him on the yellow!
My guy!
Oh my god, I can't see anything in this dirt.
Alright chat.
I'm out too.
We're gonna have to coast through virtual.
How many of us can do this?
What?!
Oh my god, how many people are out though?
Now, 70 people, right? If Yola takes Gich?
No.
What position do I get to?
It's actually over.
I'm in 50th. I went over 20 cars. That's not bad.
Man, I feel like if I saw it a bit further up I could cook something.
Shit.
No!
At least he lives in the UK now.
Imagine you flew to some country for this bro and then you're out after like 10 minutes.
Check in on work though. How's he doing?
Not even time.
position is max in oh seven max is 36 is that max billy somehow in one lap
show what are we saying guys I don't have plans for this am I allowed to watch
this 64 64 people I don't see any other live stream on Twitch yeah I think
The start was like I tried to go in the middle because I think being on the right is bad red bull. Are we cool?
Virtual
Why is this on my front pledge
That's also...
Embrace from my god.
Uh... virtual.
Real rate of fake raid?
How long we do?
Fake raid I think.
Mods ban the clankers.
Start it up again.
Wait, real?
We can do all the riddles.
Save a light!
I have to go for my process way too wide you know sometimes I get like fake rates
This is better real your heart and shit for several right now. That's really it
Still yellow appreciate the red bar
What do you play? What do you play?
Don't that's why right never played dot at five and I'm here never played over to
That's a shit for several right now, bro. Who do you mean fresh?
Green flag, we're going.
We have low speed.
You sound stuffed in.
There's a sort of hub going for it.
Jet, virtual is the guy who plays Trackmania.
If there's one guy who can race a car, it's virtual.
Where's Max? Max is 35, bro.
Nice.
I'm using my fast lap.
Right away. Tell me if you want me to lap.
haha
yeah
that'll come you later
yeah
35
max is staying 36
slash of some 34
another guy eliminated
no one pushing on the inside
who the fuck is he slob
Hassan is trying to fall
Yeah, we have a position box
It's a timeout
Is that?
No
No, right?
Really good
Really good
I can almost get this position
I'm going to fight, so I'm still in a really good position
Not in place? Okay
Is that thing the opposition?
30 fast, this is going to be all about very fast, unless the people at the top are much
better drivers than the ones in the middle.
Oh he's a QT, he said sorry.
Go to base.
Why is he not honking?
Oh it's a mosh there.
It's fine.
Why is he not honking?
Oh, it's almost there.
It's fine.
Max, no more to be seen.
Come on now. Come on.
Max 27.
You want to speed it here?
Wow.
And push.
Holy shit.
Imagine, out of the 100 people,
you're first.
And Max gets second.
Holy.
Holy.
I've used to saw cuts, I can't go.
You can't take for the rest of your life, I outraced Max.
Max got shot.
What's that noise?
Survive.
Ha ha!
Jump!
Someone over the grass, oh god.
Oh yeah, I thought it was a motor, I was f***ing up.
Maxar stop in 26th.
Joe, what is the number next to them?
3.
What, bro?
What is that number?
What is it like?
The H?
Ah, racing number?
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Ah, the stopping position.
F***.
Are these at 100m in 2nd?
No.
I don't see him, I think it's so far, it's dangerous, that makes more fun, shizer.
oh no go go no way not yet not yet no way they're not that hot
oh it's over guys no it's over there that's much that's much and we've been
instructed to give space so okay Gigi I got bumped there oh my one bomb
that is me out that's all flonis max right all right Gigi max we watch for
five minutes here pretty good race one bomb something must have gone terribly
long also I think we're allowed to race though so we are gonna race for the
position here in the race overall it's over max is already here
let's see if we can get to the front of the clock
who's still in? is that still a streamer?
is that max oh my first time I'm here this is max feel the there's a short
But you can take it once per race, that once per race.
Let's see how it overtakes.
This is the best driver in the world right now.
Potentially.
Yeah, you're done, buddy.
Bye-bye!
She makes it look easy.
We're going to get into the water, right?
Oh, OK, now.
okay it's a maximum it looks flawless
I can enter max
it goes outside before you have to go inside this is exactly how you should put it
suck little drip
yo whoever this is this this guy's good
This is P5. It's RDJ.
Oh my god, your elbow keeps shot.
This is P1.
We have to be careful here, we're wet.
Haha, that's not my thing.
This is not touch.
I think we have to stay here for a while, man.
We have to stay here for a while, man.
16 seconds between 25 laps.
And Chad, this is Silverstone.
They have one right here as well, no?
We stopped at the target.
Oh my gosh.
It's not the same layout?
Ah, OK, OK.
So this is just the carting track, you see?
I don't have any.
OK, I need a safety car.
I need a safety car.
He's saying, this may be a safety car or something.
OK, I don't have any.
It's a soft enter.
Look at the window behind you.
Enter soft up.
Wait.
It's a soft enter.
Come, come.
Go less fast.
Come.
She has like a coach.
She is here.
I want to see Max is 11. This event is about to end. And Max is not a clip armor, right?
Ten. Nine people are in front of them and this whole event ends. Everyone's blown out
to Silverstone. Max ends it. After six laps.
This is not a clip farmer, right?
I think he's gonna go slow for like...
Oh yeah, come on, the viewers better luck.
Suck! Bye-bye, back home!
Bitch!
No, he wants to go home.
Nine.
History of our taking.
We're going to be in the car.
We're going to be in the car.
We're in the car.
Oh my God!
That's the weirdo that's there.
He overtalked 92 people.
Seven! After six laps!
Can we talk to Matt?
We can talk to Matt.
We can talk to our team champion as well. Can we distract him?
Can you hear us, sir?
He's behind the dive. You watch right now?
But we can hear him. I'm gonna avenge you from the arc.
I love it. I love it. Match is directly behind you.
No!
Look at this, what a great shot.
Don't be over-bought!
No!
No!
No! Enter me, Passo!
Oh, my God!
You're a really good driver. I love you!
Are you out, Matt?
One is a race.
Bro, I'm sure you've driven brilliant to even be in the top 10 to be able to get back to Stap and well driven across the days.
Evan of Asarum!
Yes, Brooks, let me check. This is sick.
It's actually over.
Five more players in front, understand?
Kedral.
Yo, we need to get a hug.
I have a mic now, so you can hear me.
I have a mic now.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I have the mic now.
Alright. Can you bring your phone?
Let's go check.
Who said Dr. Arlott, bro?
Nah, let's get your phone if possible.
Dr. Arlott, okay.
Here's virtual. 20th place.
20th, bro.
That was wild.
You were cooking, you were in 17th to 1 point.
But you like hit the wall on one of the turns, I think, right?
pushed and then I could not recover
I went to the wall and that's exactly when he overtook
it's over
so hard though
what do these seconds mean?
plus 14 plus 11
let's go to the track and find Max
Jinxie got leaked
what did Jinxie do?
Jinxie leaked the tournament, no he did not
no he did not
checking
seems fine oh my god my heart dropped last that joint is mooda no viewers
joint oh my gosh why you say that shit bruh
what anything what did he leak don't say
one of them players that's fine what's
the closest part that's fine mr. league
mr. gritty that's fine that's fine
that's fine I don't there's Valorant admins in there maybe that's not the
right I don't know actually am I allowed to watch this or not I'll make it back
for that guys I can't watch that he's watching it on like paid service you
know that gets me bound you see that goes the camera quality good on the
man it was six check these seconds right here 13 oh he's coming closer fuck
I just watch it guys I can't back in the day I would have but now some one
guy needs to report me and I can't
I can't hear you Silverstone oh my god it's hurt someone's tire it's just
last all right let's see if we can get close to you the leader stands for 30
seconds much of a face I just saw him go past me I think he literally just went
fast wait no no no this is gonna end in just a few minutes because Chad look at
this so he just overtook the guy he has 12 second behind the first it's
It's over.
It's over.
One more lap.
Actually.
He's on Disney.
He's in...
Look at his time.
He's 12 seconds behind the leader.
I don't know if he's going to make it, you know.
Who's in the lead, you know?
Who's in the lead?
He has 60 laps left.
He has 60 laps left, right?
No, he has 16.
how um who's the leader oh my god there's no he's gonna scrape off like
three seconds every lap martens there's martens osr and then max
is taris he was one of the ones that was qualifying first in your group right
taris okay let's try and get a good max you come sorry no you're good don't
worry about one yeah you can leave it there don't worry he's at plus 10 it's
They are going to contest in around, I would say 30 seconds a minute.
We'll get a good shot of him.
Check, this is the time that he's behind the first place. 10 seconds between him and...
Oh, did I show the screen?
9.8.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, he's 9 seconds behind the lead now.
9.4!
He is flying.
I think he's having a lot of fun by the way.
looking behind them with the drivers and like waving at them or like oh you can see it there
it might come through here so that's the lead i think that's one two three
and now max is about to take that corner in a second you can see in there it's over
there's the cart he's chasing there's max you see max boom holy you see his helmet
this is first all slop second osla holy or a kares and then max he comes down the straight
this is a fast straight though he's about to come down those guys look like real racers what the
Oh, he's about to overtake fourth place
You need a PC check on Mooda when he's playing? I know, bro
Hi guys, I wanted to actually like do more price pool, but I'm scared that Mooda actually cheats on
He's about to overtake fourth place
So there's the top three, you see them? 1, 2, 3, they're like
I see values like is this worth it? This is the gap, ready?
Can you hear them?
There's Max. Oh my oh
He just got him on the inside of the corner
He just got him on the inside of the fastest straight stop. What?
What the fuck
Okay, he's up the fourth. That's balanced
That's very balanced. I think he just threw it in the inside that that's the scariest corner. I think I'm my soy
Well, I wish I was there right now
I think it's gonna take more
There's only people who are sponsored by Red Bull, no?
I think it's gonna take him like...
I don't know why I have this in.
It's gonna take him like 20 minutes to catch the top three, I think.
My RB.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I gave her my hat before the race started,
because after God, I had it on.
You had it in the satchel, so you don't have it on.
Can you look after this for me?
Can you take your mic off, please?
Oh, yeah, you can take my mic off.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, can you just hold this quick?
I'll have to take your phone.
Get it sponsored, please?
I'll just de-mic real quick
Bro, maybe
I like taking sponsors that are like one-day things
Am I crazy?
I don't like having...
...duties for like...
...like a month, I don't know
What if I go on the regio somero?
Shazit
Suck
Why is it feel like I'm getting a soft road shot?
Max is in 4th place but he's catching up to 3rd pretty quickly.
6 seconds behind the fucking 1st.
He's now 6 seconds off the leader.
Ladies and gentlemen, wrap it up.
We're about to go home.
He's in 4th.
He's so quite a probable hunt.
Someone says in all caps, put on the hat, yeah I get it.
It's still hot as well.
Wait, can you hold this one second?
Wait, it's hot in Silverstone.
I need to take this off.
It's the jacket now.
The jacket.
Wait, what?
Plus eleven?
Six seconds of the leader.
What just happened?
The mugs crash?
So you go back and chat.
They can take a short cut?
Can he as well?
yeah let's take around because he's about to finish it he's about to finish it
in is he about to finish it bro he's so quick he's like only once you're about
one half seconds a lap faster than first base that gave him a four second
edge not more that's not 12 seconds on leader bro there's a three-man unit at
the front that is just to slip tree me each other away oh wait he's catching
someone some months some months oh my god this is actually insane can I
take this for a quick and how long have we been watching this for it took him
ten minutes to take 97 because this guy is getting hard
Isn't it like a wall and you have to take the worst track and how is he still faster than them?
All they have to do is try putting sprinklers on the track I thought
Really? Okay, you might see their heads in a second. Yes the same catch. I'm gonna come up this hill
Oh, Max is, oh, the drone crashed.
Oh my God, he's going on such a long straight against him.
Maybe you'll see him in a sec.
Four times work, the Ss.
Four times?
Wait, four times he did what Lando did?
Zybao, I didn't know that.
I thought he has like one.
Oh, okay, that's absolutely ridiculous.
aka four years it's only one per year right
loom Hamilton seven
how old is Hamilton fifty
fuck are you talking about
that's seven years of winning
oh it's actually 41 oh shit sorry
not too bad
oopsie oopsie
work now let's go does it work okay are we able to go there is gonna disconnect
huh yeah oh that'll be sick okay okay okay okay hold up hold up wait my god
I might not see this on stream or not
This is like this is like some sneaky stuff
What is that tattoos? What was that?
How much we can
This big seat had it up
Wait actually wait, I never knew
Now hold on a second. He looks so innocent. I didn't know that he has legs
What are his tattoos?
I didn't know, I didn't know.
Actually, Mazahar?
No.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
I tell me it's back.
Five seconds.
Olaf fixed the wifi.
But he has 47 minutes.
It's literally over.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I don't know.
47 minutes it's literally over and like 5 minutes
I want, I want
Yo
Why are European streamers always chopped with internet connection?
Is NA just golden when it comes to internet?
I swear like Americans never have
No, I got told I can
Yeah, yeah
I hear you sorry
My staff over there
They gave me a hybrid
I got told I can send for me
I think that was a huge one.
Alright, so Max is in 4th, he's 5 seconds behind, and the leaders are coming up here.
Let's see how far behind Max is.
This is the angle of the century.
Ready?
WKJ.
Please don't F.
They're gonna come down the straight right now.
They're gonna come down the straight right now.
There's some clouds behind them!
Oh my god, here they come.
That's five seconds.
One, two, three.
Here they are.
One, two, three.
And then guess who's behind them?
Holy.
Deer-ease.
Mark, steer-ease.
Yeah, it's over, bro.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
3.7, 3.7.
How the fuck did he gain so much on this straight?
What were the others doing that hit the bit?
Do we wait here for them to come back around?
Oh, wait, he lost it.
He's catching kinda quick.
I get it.
The stream man is like, he got slipstreaming.
I think we'll just stay here. This angle is beautiful.
I think he can overtake on the straights.
We might actually get a monster angle of an overtake.
Because if you get a good exit on that turn at the bottom,
this is a really long straight. You can't see it, but it curves.
He leaned into the wheel plus slipstream.
I don't know what the fuck that means, bro.
Is that like strafing and CS like mechanics?
Yo, this stream man is sticking together hard.
They're sticking together like warriors.
I still find one of the funniest things, bro, zigzag saying that one of the Geogasa pros
at the World Cup has the best movement.
What are we saying, bro?
Movement-Tec and Geogasa pros holding space bar going forward.
That's the most legendary angle I've ever had with the science.
He can sense the science.
I feel like the streets that quality of set-up rebel gaming is actually insane.
This camera quality is actually really high.
You can see all of my f*****g...
Oh, the leaders are fighting!
The leaders are fighting!
The monster is two seconds behind us.
It's over.
Five, four...
So it's been 15 minutes of race and the max is overtaken.
Oh my god!
96 people.
In 15 minutes.
96 people. Isn't that ridiculous?
He's 1.6 behind.
You might actually about to get the most insane angle ever.
I can see them all racing so hard.
1.5 seconds.
Oh my god, two of them used a shortcut.
Wait, are you allowed to use a shortcut?
Wait, are they allowed to use a shortcut?
Oh, they are. It says fast lap open 100.
They don't want it to end.
They're like, what the fuck is this?
They're two of them are gigafar behind now.
He flew everyone out.
Oh my god, Max is like right up his tail.
Seven seconds.
Oh my god, he's right behind him.
Is he going to stand him on the inside?
He doesn't get him on the inside.
He might get him right here on the straight.
Here we go. Here's the two first carts.
Cart number one. Cart number two. And there's Max.
Oh my God, he got him on the straight just before.
What do you mean?
Holy!
Just two more.
How was that? Seven seconds? That's not seven seconds, is it?
No, that's crazy. He got him on the straight.
All right, he has two people to catch now.
6 seconds behind. I think he's allowed to use the shortcut soon. I think he's allowed to use it.
He will get the shortcut soon, which is actually ridiculous. I don't know.
Max gets the shortcut? Absolutely. Mental kind of racing. Max in the
After lap 15, yeah, it's done
There's 43 minutes left 43 minutes
They removed it from him he can't use it really what all right, let's get hopefully we can get one more shot before
The thing is I can see on the screen right now that the one and two the leader in the second place are racing each other
They're like pushing each other a bit
Which means I don't have
I will get banned, I'll get banned.
Then obviously they're gonna go slower.
What's the gap now?
Five seconds. He could have one and a half seconds in...
Fast slap 220. Is that fast for Silverstone?
They're like hard racing each other.
Max is like...
He's like kissing... I'm looking at his racing
because the camera's on him.
He's kissing the walls.
It's insane. He's like smoothly kissing the walls.
I'm addicted.
I can't leave.
Honestly, him overtaking.
Alright, they're coming around again, I can see them.
Max Loki flying though.
4.8.
Max is flying.
Alright, they're coming up the hill.
Oh, we can get them here maybe, do you see them?
Yes.
I can't see them.
Suck, number one and number two.
That's the two he's chasing.
And Max over there.
There he is.
They're holding up well though.
Are they not?
Wait, one guy, wait.
Wait, is he in third? Wait, he's in fourth.
Wait, does he have three people to chase?
I thought he overtook the third place.
Cause if...
Max plus 3.6 seconds.
Is that guy coming in? He got overtaken, no?
Did you not say you're going to China? I am going to China.
Oh, he's still racing.
Next month.
But he's on... Oh my god, they're so close each other on the straight.
Yo, yo, yo, wait, wait, wait. That's right, no?
They have to make space launch out of A.K.A. minus seconds.
And then the demon.
That's perfect!
Car in speed!
Did you see that?
He leaned in bro!
With his weight! 2.3!
So the rule is that
you can use the shortcut
at any point during the race
but if Max is
in front of your cart
you're out. That's it. It doesn't matter if you can use the shortcut.
You have to use it before he
Two seconds!
Otherwise you're full out.
No, it's not last lap. There's still 40 seconds left, so...
In the month, China enough time for Sekiro.
I can see him right now.
There's three carts in our line and he's right behind all three of them. The end is coming.
The end is coming right now.
Then he actually happens.
Why is Kappa so small?
There's 41 minutes left.
Why is Kappa so small today?
This is throwing me off, guys. Please use Kappa Klaus instead.
I'll get the next angle when he comes on the straight.
What's wrong, bro?
Why is it so small?
You can probably tell by the...
0.2 seconds!
Two tents behind.
Wait, what?
He's right behind them.
I think we might have the most insane angle ever for him to overtake, actually.
Hopefully.
If we're lucky, they're going down one of the straights now.
He might get one of them before he gets here.
He's about to get one of them, I think.
They need a front come now.
It's over.
They're over there.
Oh my god
Oh my god, they're in a four-man group. No to two of them in one corner. Oh my god
There's only one left and they're coming up to this straight. It's over
Max in second point
Now they're gonna need to take them out right now crash into him
I don't know if it's the main my that's how you can win. Oh, he caught him. He got him. He got it
He got the lead. There is I think he's in the lead. I think he won
That's it. He's done it. How long has that been in like 10?
I think that's 19 minutes. 20 minutes.
He's taking 100 people out.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Oh my god, check it flag.
With the same car.
Are we going to get one more photo of them as they come across the line?
I think Max is going to come across the line shortly, right?
There's drones in the air above me.
Oh, here he comes across the line.
The winner of the day.
Max for staffing.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Chad, how impressive is that?
Chills.
How can you drive so much better?
Maybe we can...
Maybe we can see what's up.
They all have driver's licenses.
Actually, he's gonna come into the pits, though.
And they're not stupid people. Cajun is smart.
Actually, crazy, he comes into the pits.
A lot of people are standing in the pits.
What are the levels to this?
To racing.
Maybe I'll stay for the podium.
I'll save the podium.
It says 1, 2, 3.
Oh, 3 is already parked up.
Can I do...
Yo, Max is gonna come in and put his instinct on the wheels.
Chad, how do we do the... for the tournament, how do we do the... the draft?
The worst players should pick first, right?
So yeah, Jinx should... can get whoever he wants, I think.
right that's just not fair you know what I mean he's asking if he can do we do
with the mood in your bro he's hoping for the cheats I don't even that can save
him bro it's for Lawrence I won't get in front of the people the meeting
check do we let you let him get first pick I think so that's what else is in
here Tyler one Pedro I'm certain though Ludwig I have to wait a bit I think
Jinxy may actually get first pick, yeah.
Jinxy plays on a controller, bro.
He's not a good mouse and keyboard player.
No fraud.
I'll go about here.
I don't want to break any of the main cameras.
First pick.
Sure.
Janko.
All the crowd's cheering for him.
That's pretty sweet.
And that's going to be cinema, bro.
Jingxian Buda Tri-Harding, $50k tournament.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Chat Friday was doing the Laurent Tournament.
New game mode, 2B, 2B, 2B, 2B, 2B, 2B.
You get power-ups.
There they are.
It's exclusive new game mode.
We get to play early.
Max is waving to all the marshals.
That's going to bother.
I'm going to be casting it with Boestar.
Friday Friday yeah actually over
why does this guy look like I wrote
oh my god play with you well what I want to do today I want to do something
just coming in now here it comes
Can I say I'm with the red media?
Oh, there he is. Oh my god, Pax right in front of him.
Max fresh Statham.
What's up?
Let's see.
Pants still look fresh.
Wasn't a long race.
Bang.
Number two place, number three place.
Gives the respect.
No bad blood.
Why? Because it's first, no need to be.
He's the winner, they lost.
Wah, aura.
Holy...
Max!
Who is he talking to all on his own?
Holy, they're interviewing some of the drivers.
Alice Law?
Damn.
Bro, it's like you're please drink this.
Some of the drivers are going to say hello.
Why do you keep saying gg calling when he's-
I was getting kinda swamped.
I check on it and it's like a message from him saying,
sweet, and you're saying gg calling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Haha.
Haha.
Sweet.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Badly organized, bro. And it's on me.
I can't say hello to my co-worker. Are you kidding?
Oh, hello.
Yo sub chat
Let me see, what is the post about
Mr. Max Verstappen post
This is the start
Can we see the great fly-fly?
Hello?
You're on it.
Yeah?
On it. First off, what's up, bro?
What's good, bro? What's good? How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?
So I have a couple of questions about the Valorant tournament that you're hosting.
Yeah, shoot them my way, bro.
Yeah.
So the format is 2 vs 2, 1nube, 1pro, party, right?
Yes, I think so.
We... you're the host, you're the actor, didn't you say?
Yo, listen bro, I'm kind of fried today, but I think it's 2v2v2.
Yes, we're gonna do 2v2v2, noob and pro. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Wait, what do you mean, whoa, what do you mean 2v2v2?
2v2v2v2 is what I understand.
It's like, it's like a new game mode that they're like bringing out and like we play it like first, you know, like premiere
It's it's I don't know what it is, but it's like you get power ups
It's like leek mayhem or something leek of legends mayhem or something you smell me
Oh, it's a new mode. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay
So like how to be trained for that like that changes everything you can't you can't you can play
I have a Loren but the mode is not out yet bro.
You're also like, I told Havis we need to download
like a special client, like this is official official.
We get like a special client and then we have access
to the mode, you smell me?
Okay, well I'm gonna train a little bit with my dual here.
I'm allowed to dual with Muda, right?
I'll give you the first pick.
So you can choose whatever bro,
that's gonna be some pros and you can choose Muda, yeah.
Good pick.
I'm on Ahmed. I'm on Ahmed.
Who is Ahmed? Is that Muda?
Muda, that's Muda.
Check, check. I didn't know it was Gaby.
Okay. Alright.
Now, here's my next question, please.
Um, wow.
Is that 2.30 on Friday, right?
PM EST, my time?
PMET, yes. It's the same as EST.
We started like three.
I just said half an hour earlier.
You know, I'm scared that people come late.
So you'll find your life.
Because I'm flying back home that morning, but I'll make it. I'll have more than enough time.
Okay, sure.
All right, bro. Thank you, man.
Hey, you're the gold man. Thank you for joining, bro. Wallahi. Like, it's gonna, I hope it's gonna be fun.
Jamesy, how do you do it? I'm nervous, bro.
What if the tournament is not fun? Then it's on you. Like, you know what I mean? I feel weird.
The thing is, what I've learned about tournaments, bro, is it's never gonna be perfectly balanced.
It's never gonna be perfectly perfect. People are always gonna have complaints, bro.
bro but as long as everybody's having a good time yeah okay okay I mean I invited
you guys I invited the right people for vibes bro all right good shit good shit
all right bro love you bro peace peace peace see you brother bye I love
Janko easy bro easy he's right he's right I hope we invited a good squad I
think we did I think we did bro yes yes yes come on come on come on there's
It's not going to be beef or something, right?
Shisei!
It is about 50K though, that's the thing, bro.
Some people may be like a little shri-hand, you know?
Mmm.
Chat, should I have done more price put-ups?
50K already, like edging it off, like, oh gosh.
Because it is only eight teams.
Like, first place will get quite a bit.
Like, I could have invested a little bit more, probably.
Like, I was thinking 67K or something.
But I don't know, I could probably still up it somehow.
50k is wild, okay, okay, okay.
But then at some point it gets weird as well,
like maybe then Muda actually starts shooting at you,
swarming.
All right, let me see the start, suck.
Look at this, 100 cards.
I wonder if they before discussed,
like I go left, you go right.
And we see the great flag.
Max in the...
This is Max.
look at Maximilian Verstappen in place 101.
He goes over the road and he saw that one.
Long wait for a second.
What is happening here?
I think he's passed the back.
That's here for Mercedes engine.
Why the fuck is that so fast?
It might F inside.
Is that for sure the same engine?
All right, that makes sense. Oh my god. I don't know which door to go in
Sheesh
That's insane bro. He weighs less bro all the drivers are really really in shape, bro
I'm not gonna lie like I saw the drivers, bro. They look good, bro
Like all of them are in shape, bro
You have to be because it's it's you save like a milligram here on making it carbon fiber
You have to have the perfect balance of not being fried aka being like too thin, right?
You need some energy you need some cat reserves
But you also need like the put you need the perfect balance of weight and power
power
I think the podium is further up, if you want to watch, it's probably going to be Max.
Twitch will be flashed.
Is there a podium for 50th place?
Do you think?
Do you think there are 1 to 50 maybe?
Wait, it says German on this shit.
Maybe they give a podium to 50th place.
Why are you all putting the O's on emoji bro?
Why are you all saying?
Why y'all putting the O's on emoji bro?
Why y'all sing?
The angel's tattoos? Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
What is it? It's like a guy controlling his brain
with brain rot.
Is it like TikTok addiction and stuff?
That is unique as hell.
Okay, that's crazy.
Yo, is that Lee Sin?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Chat tattoos, bro.
Do you have a tattoo, bro?
Do you have a tattoo?
I never got one, bro.
I was thinking about it, though.
I was thinking about it.
Let me boot up.
What do I boot up, bro?
What do I boot up?
Yo, I need to go quick toilet, guys.
I need to go quick toilet.
get some what I eat what do I eat do I get some chicken jockey also I'll make a
poll on what we play I'll make a poll bro let me put on Spotify DJ for you
guys I'll be ready whatever he plays you have to listen to 60 seconds I will be
back starting now
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All righty, um, chat, chat, let me clean my glasses.
Yeah, why does my throat hurt, bro?
Don't say it, live ape.
Is it because I wasn't shouting like this during Madrid and now my throat is like
Gitch if I like stream my shit hurts, bro. Why?
Why?
All right
Madrid bro, nah
Yo, it's like I get sick before my attorney Gitch Gitch actually Gitch
Holy banger, I listen, um, chat.
That was one thing that I wanted to talk about.
Something fucked up happened.
Actually don't put the, don't put the derailed emoji, don't put the de-gloved emoji, but
something fucked up happened apparently.
Who has the link, bro?
has the link. A bird twitched into my ear and said who know who saw the story bro with
the kid and the dad. I gotta look over that. I'm not a dad yet but I want to see like
if the kids is fault or the dad's fault. The Minecraft kid. Yes. Yes. Sally I need
the link bro I need the link a good link oh no Sally do not ask rock bro
please
oh gosh Chad just Chad who's got a good link that sounds that what the fuck
Sweden is fucked what are you good my G
Is this the original? I think it is.
Chad, who saw this?
If you're not terminally on Twitter,
you probably didn't, which is a good thing. Don't do it.
Don't do it.
What is this? Listen closely, okay? Just listen.
Dude, I know this isn't what I normally post,
But I stumbled upon this channel of a nine-year-old kid who's apparently been running $118,000
USD worth of YouTube ads with his dad's business card.
And now it's this big thing, 19 million views.
I have not seen this yet.
Message from dad, mighty Mike play is over.
I want to see the actual account if it's not deleted yet.
me see if the kid is still with us mighty Mike plays mighty I might not
logged in yo what is YouTube bro every time I'm live I'm I get logged out this
is a sign that I got hacked out should I be worried yay or nay or gay suck suck
All right, when baby
Chets are my energy is like low right now. It is low. I'm not gonna lie. I think I may get sick, bro
Let me see. I'm just in a happy mood right now. Solamente. Yeah, Pino. Solamente. Yeah, Pino nomas
Mighty Mike place. You see mighty Mike
Bang
50k subs
Suck message from dad. All right, so this kid nine-year-old kid was uploading roblox
Mostly roblox new Adidas walk. This is a video that he uploaded randomly. Let's check today. We'll be playing
Stevo egg and taking that this egg
She's having a rival child here as a new hacker
He's got the new Adidas walk or something.
I think the hacker is an in-game item, he's not actually cheating.
And this kid allegedly spent using his dad's credit card over $100,000 on YouTube ads trying
to make it as a gaming YouTuber.
This description was up chat.
Welcome to my gaming channel.
This is my team Mike nine years old. I'm a nine-year-old gamer dude who's obsessed with exploring the epic words of roblox and minecraft
Like seriously obsessed ha ha on this playlist
You're gonna see super fun epic gaming adventures awesome builds and crazy changes. This is AI
So if you are roblox and minecraft even the kids are using a nine-year-old
So if you are roblox and minecraft fanatech
Fanatic just like me on this gaming adventure. Let's go in this gaming adventure together business
She was trying to make it as a youtuber. He saw mr. Beast
and thought I can do that too maybe let me buy some ads swipe the credit card of
his dad let's see this is sub chat message from dad let's see I haven't seen
this today I thought I asked some sad news and it's not gonna be me explain
it's gonna be my dad explaining saying just might be the end of mighty Mike
place. Hey everyone, if you don't know me, I'm Dave, I'm Mike's dad, so apparently Mike's son
who's playing Minecraft in the back. Don't tell me that dad took that set and then started playing
and started chopping down a tree. Is he gonna finish this round? Has been running some
I budget campaigns on YouTube that I was pretty much unaware of and looking at all the comments
and stuff I realized that a lot of people were actually telling him that you know your parents
will find out about this and etc but I haven't been really monitoring the comments like
that he's nine he's pretty tech savvy so we just thought he was having fun playing
you know video games uploading them to YouTube but basically today I got called
into your fury Chad one of my friends is an actual dad like he has a kid right
now he unboxed one fury as a dad what did you say let me see they should have
spend some money on the mic bro it sounds like a voice changer okay when I
was nine I was in a sandbox playing with my boogers to the office at work I
walk in and we got the corporate manager we got people from finance why am I
getting raided by so many people today thank you guys what that is like
the fifth rate today what is this what is this me come with the rate as
Well, hey, you're Mika. Why did you rate me today? What the hell?
I've never received so many rates in a day from so many different people for the first time
Appreciate that. I hope you enjoy a stream. I G
they
Pull up a laptop dumping on you. What do you mean dumping? What up? Show me some
Tables on the screen and basically asking me to explain
Why there's a hundred and eighteen thousand dollars missing from the company card that was assigned to me
Look at the kid that the kid is playing micro and on the back while this dad is explaining
I'm like nervous like going to his hot bar just freezing asking me to explain
Why there's a hundred and eighteen thousand dollars missing from the company card that was assigned to me I
Didn't really have an answer at first, but
Once we saw where all of the actual transactions were going, I kind of connected the dots so...
Connected the dots, it said, AdSense, mic, mic place. Wait a second, my son, Mike, what is this?
Basically, here we are. If you guys have been watching my son's content,
this is a channel that he's been playing like Minecraft and Roblox on.
If you've been here for a while and you already know that, so just bear with me.
I'm just trying to collect my thoughts.
You know, all of this honestly never started as anything serious.
He was about eight years old.
He'd sit there and watch other people playing Minecraft and Roblox for hours on YouTube.
And eventually one day he asks, hey, you know, can I upload my gameplay, etc.
And we were like, you know what it's at least it's more interactive versus just sitting there and staring other people play
I was like, all right, sure dude. Yeah, you could you can try it out
So I figured out a way boxing southern doesn't want to be seen to get the gameplay broadcasted straight from you know, the ps5
Cheap had said that was basically the whole setup no editing software no fancy equipment
It's hitting go live and it uploads. So like the first video he did got like, you know, like five views
Nothing, you know nothing happening. No momentum, but you know, he loved it. He enjoyed it every single day
It was like that. Can I make another video? Can I go, you know record? I was like, yeah, sure
You know, if I'm being honest, I loved it too getting to sit next to him watch him, you know play genuinely excited
building stuff on bro blocks, finally doing some level, he's been stuck.
Does he mean that? Or is it kind of like, my son is busy and happy with this.
I'm happy that I don't have to entertain this guy right now.
Call me nuts. I don't know, I don't know. Probably both.
You can go all with a voice.
It was fun for me too, and somewhere along the way without anyone really noticing.
You know, it stopped being 11 views, became like, I guess, an actual channel with actual
people watching, actual comments, which, you know, honestly still kind of blows my mind.
Anyway, so now that you have some context, because that kind of matters for where I'm
going with this, my actual job, the one that actually pays bills around here and all
that stuff is in marketing.
I work for a large company.
Like a lot of people these days, my whole digital life is tied into like one Google account.
My work email runs through it, my calendar, my files, payment methods, and that's kind
of where all of this went south.
Looking back at everything now, that was kind of my mistake.
That was the biggest mistake I made is having all of that sitting under one login.
At some point a while back Mikey asked if he could buy some Robux, I think it's called
totally normal, harmless request.
I put in the card information myself, figured that that was that end of the story.
What I didn't think about not even for a second was that saving my company's card
meant it was just going to sit there afterward, ready to go pretty much available anytime
The open map said I don't think this is fake because you have to realize as a kid
You do it one time
Like buy ads right you will really want to become a youtuber
And then you see this thing like where you could get it shows you when you scroll tiktok
You your own channel gets advertisements like this could be your video if you bought these ads
It says like an advantage shows like how many views you can get
Like Mikey probably like saw that on YouTube suck
This is what your video would be if you like buy that.
He bought it one time, got away with it, got so many comments, Sark was so happy right
like when you're on Insta I haven't posted Popself or something, right?
So much like appreciation, this is, you know, bum, you get over flooded, he's nine years
old, his receptors go off, and then you do it again and again and again and again,
minus 118K.
You max out the slider, max amount of views.
Nah.
I want to pause here and be really clear about something because it matters a lot to me that you guys hear this part
I'm not blaming him for what happens here or what ended up, you know happening later
It's only nine. He didn't fully understand what a company card meant or that a large number on the screen represented real money
And people are eventually to notice that money being used to him at nine years
old if the button worked I guess it worked that was the whole thought process I'm the adult in
the situation I'm the one who should have set up the limits or use a separate card entirely
or don't literally say anything besides what I did which was nothing but I didn't know any of that
yet as far as I was concerned I was just a completely normal week so a few weeks into all
this the son comes up to me and he's like upset he's like hey dad I'm not getting any
views no subscribers look I get it he said in completion on a week they spent
180 in a week in a week
L gameplay yeah this is not about the gameplay bro the skittish is trying to
like not get extra added out of his house bro like when you're nine all that
that stuff is kind of
important you see
it's your age
all that stuff is kind of
important you see other kids
your age you have more subscribers
and views so I said alright bro
let's set something up
I think I put like $20
into a small ad campaign
just to get like one of his videos
in front of like a few people
nothing crazy nothing serious
serious and while I was doing it, I was kind of like talking to myself and like explaining
the process.
You set a budget, you pick who sees it, you hit run, it goes pending, it goes live, etc.
I did not think for one second that this was going to be an issue.
Huge mistake on my part.
Turns out he was watching a little more closely than I realized.
A little after that I find out and basically he had like gone in there and uploaded his
own campaign and stuff. So like, here's a thing where I put like
I swear to God, these little fuckers are smarter than we think, bro. There was one time, you
remember this, bro, I even tell the story on stream and I'm so ashamed by it. I learned
a fucking life lesson that kids can be fucking insane, bro. There was one time where somebody
was messaging me on discord or something. It all started with like a Twitter DM or
or something and it was a skeleton knife case sergeant pattern for three the
number one pattern in factory new or something and it was I had it on my
screen it was the background it's had the pattern number she sent the steam
account and stuff and I was like you know this this has to be real like this
has to be real it's just like not showing up yet because of the fucking
10-day limit or whatever right bro it was two kids completely trolling me bro
It was photoshopped they like photoshopped it the the pattern index for three and it looked legit as fuck
And they were saying stuff like they were saying crazy things like getting into my head
They were saying what was it like?
Yo, like I've never unboxed something like this like I'm scared that I could hack like it sounded. Hello crazy real bro
They're like fully our being and bro afterwards once I found out that it was fake bro
I was like you have to tell me how old you are bro because I remember like I
I can't remember but I think like he said like a voice message or something as well like yo man like I'm shaking right now
Are you sure it's worth like a hundred K? I was like yes, bro
Like be careful tell your parents when I was like tell me how old you're bro like you got me bro
And I think they were literally like 13 bro trolling my fucking ass, bro
I was like 27 at the time. I've never felt so stupid and never felt so much like don't trust these fool
Don't trust these kids, bro. He was in school trolling my ass like with the fake ass fucking skin it knife, bro
And he was doing it so well. He was all peeing it perfectly bro. He was like, how can I secure my account?
What the fuck?
Like how do they do that bro?
That blew my mind bro. Your text me on discord right now if you're here, bro
He had a private profile picture on discord like private from
from
From the the penguin movie private
Sally what was his name? What was his name? I would love to like who can who knows his name, bro?
It was private from Madagascar profile picture. Yes, Kowalski or something, but what was his steam name?
Whoa, whoa
Was it Kowalski? I don't know if I deleted him
No, imagine I could call him right now
Does anyone know?
Probably not, jeez
Fuck man, but yeah that blew my mind bro like like kids at fucking ten years old bro
They control your ass bro fully straight face
$20 he didn't really registered that was supposed to be some kind of limit in his head the logic was simple
I guess more money more views
Anyway, it turns out a nine-year-old gets access to an ad account with no limits and the credit card
it just says approved every single time no matter what.
He does not think that what he's doing is wrong.
So anyway, here's what he's doing.
He's just noticing something.
He just, I get a message today from work.
You know, hey, can you stop by the office?
We could talk to you about something.
You know, that's not exactly the kind of message
you want to get.
I figured, okay, this is probably a client campaign,
maybe a budget thing, nothing major.
I was not even close to prepared to what actually happened.
I sat down, it's not just my manager in the room.
There's a bunch of people from corporate.
There's like financial people.
There's some finances sitting on the laptop.
They slide out this table, full breakdown of ads.
My question is, Jen, all my question is,
again, if that 13-year-old kid
can fucking troll me about a fake knife,
what if that dad is in on this, bro?
And it's like, okay, my key, like,
Suck and he's are peeing right now. What are the odds? Is it is it proven is it proven?
What if he what if the dad is like he said he works in marketing, bro
like and
May I don't know can we see that?
Mikey's channel actually got like because if he spent a hundred and eighteen thousand on ads there has to be videos
That have like so oh
At least use after before
Then from like the past three weeks apparently, it can ask me very calmly, which honestly
made the whole thing worse, is like, hey, can you explain the $118,000 that's been spent
on this account?
And I'm like, before check the comments on the videos.
What, like my oldest? 900 comments?
Two weeks ago, the only ad I actually clicked and watched the full video.
Two weeks ago, eight days ago, this is just how big channels start.
Oh, no.
11 days ago, two weeks ago.
This was generally the first, oh, I'm stupid.
Three weeks ago, three spears without any way
to gain speed as well.
One of the best ads I've got, what?
You know, I'm staring at it because in my head
I'm doing the math, you know, and it dawned on me
like, oh, crap, this is something my son probably did.
Doing the math, I'm like personally,
like I'm having a personal crisis at that point.
No.
The numbers sitting on the page in front of me
had about five more digits than it should have had.
I asked if I could look at the breakdown line by line
and that's when they saw it.
It was all spent on like YouTube advertorials,
titles like Mighty Mike, Epic Roblox, whatever, like Minecraft, Gameplay, I was like, okay,
we have a problem here.
So after the meeting wrapped up, I was told this whole thing is getting escalated, unfortunately,
going up to even higher corporate people, not just staying within our headquarters
anymore.
they're gonna review this situation,
review the spend, all of it, and decide what happens next.
You know, I want to be honest with you guys about this part,
because I think it's kind of the whole point of this channel being, you know,
I guess just authentic, you know.
This is not like a ha ha funny story, everything worked out fine kind of situation.
I mean, not yet at least there's a real genuine chance
that I end up personally having to pay some of that, or all of that back,
out of my pocket and we're not some family with six figures just sitting around somewhere that's
not a reality. So I'm still waiting to find out if I still have a job. You know, I have to find
out if this is going to come out directly out of my pocket and you know entire time I'm looking
at these comments people are writing it's like hey this kid's gonna get in trouble his parents
have no idea of what's coming. Turns out you were right guys. I did not think trouble was
going to mean corporate, you know, finance sitting down and review my personal account.
So I got a few days to sit and figure out what happens next year. I'm not going to
lie to you. I made an actual list of what to do to Mike at this point. He is going
to be punished. I have a serious discussion with him, serious conversation, take away
the iPads, the playstations. He's definitely going to be like, oh my god, I felt that.
I felt that. Like I swear, like when your mom just takes away, yo, what my mom used
to do because I was gaming too much, right? And she wanted me to do other shit like
homework and go outside like what did she do she hit the mouse and keep what I
think so I couldn't like go on the PC she like locked in and it was it I hit
it somewhere oh my god I was tilting a shit if yo wait was that stupid I could
have just bought a double I could have just bought a fucking medium like five
but probably pocket mine wasn't enough bro she just locked that shit and I
was cooked. I was cooked. He's 18 or something like that. I even looked into maybe what the
adopt. And at some point my mom, I told this before, my mom bought a software. My mom bought
a software. I was as well, like I don't know, 12 years old or something. And my mom bought
a software that let you put on a timer and then you could only open up certain apps.
So I couldn't, we mean adoption, what?
I, what did I say?
Oh, well.
I'm probably dead serious conversation,
take away the iPads, the playstations.
He's definitely gonna be like mowing lawns
until he's 18 or something like that.
Yeah.
I even looked into maybe what the adoption process
actually evolves just out of curiosity.
What?
I'm kidding, obviously.
Yeah, this guy, yeah
All right, yeah, this guy should be a youtuber, bro. Oh my gosh
Yeah, move the first up. What was I saying? I have a mom got this fucking program
That let me not play any games if like, I don't know like after like one hour. She could put in the time
She bought that sofa for like 10 bucks or something
Bro, all I did was fucking open up task manager close that fucking app that said like
time I wasn't like I don't know like time or blah blah blah blah something was
like some like schooling software whatever
just play cheese bro bro hacker yes
manager you have to end the time it was done
I was playing all day so he was like yeah yeah I'm doing over and over
that was April when she thinks that she's safe but she was just gaming all day
GGs bro. Honestly, for about a full minute, I had some unhinged thoughts. In reality, look,
he's our son. We love him. We're going to figure this out together as a family.
But you know, in that specific moment, staring down six figures of unauthorized advertising money
spent from our company, you know, it's just a sobering moment.
What is it? It costs how much to raise a kid until 18? I looked this up recently with friends. It takes
300k or something
Well, his kid is going to be a little bit more expensive, buddy
Or 200k wasn't 200k in Europe to 18
For me it's 300k. So
Okay, here's where we are
There there needs to be consequences. You know, he's listening to me right now. He you know, he's the one
do with a little Minecraft stuff over there at this point because I just gave it back to him.
I'm just just kind of really down and out right now, but, you know, something needs to happen.
So he actually understands that actions have real consequences.
And honestly, for me too, if I'm being fully transparent, I need to figure out how to manage all of this,
like computer time screen time a little bit better me and my wife have it's like
Mike is this last meal bro what do you call it like the last meal like your last
like wish meal like this is last micriff session right it's actually over
like enjoy mining these blocks buddy to have a serious discussion I really
don't know what else to say so about you know is mighty Mike playing he's
actually over for good. Maybe, maybe not. It might be on pause for now. We need a little
bit of time to reset, get really down to the nuts and bolts with all of this. He needs
to know that actions have consequences. So moving forward for anyone who's been asking
in the comments already, you know, we're going to set up some real like actual parental controls,
spending caps, no more safe payment information on any accounts. And if and when he does come back
and I genuinely think he might, it's going to be with real guardrails in place, not just
like good intentions like before. So that's pretty much the whole story. This nine-year-old
kid literally ransacked my company card literally I saw a video by this famous
youtuber never my fault who made like a funny short I guess it was about his
channel what are we doing yo Mikey what are we doing the fire we building a
tower bro don't do it what the hell about like how this is gonna cost I
I think he says like six grand.
Hey, hey, turn them into planks, bro.
Could have been eight blocks high.
Not quite, brother.
Six figures, six figures,
because if you look at the views,
some of those videos,
like three of those videos have like 200,000 views.
No!
So...
The dad is not even reacting.
He doesn't know what just happened, bro.
That's pretty much just the whole story.
That's exactly how my $20 little advertisement
turned into $118,000, a meeting with Corporate and me laying awake probably for the rest
of the few weeks trying to basically understand what just happened.
You know, if you want to see updates on where things actually land, whether we come back,
whether I still have my job at the end of all this, whether he's ever allowed anywhere
near a device again in his life. I guess we'll still check the comments. You guys can let
us know. You can stay subscribed if you want. And I think he'll eventually come back, but
that's pretty much all I have to say.
Check. It's a WDAC though, no?
Thank you, I guess, all for listening and thanks first.
He's doing it well. He's like still giving his kid, like he's not saying, okay, kid,
done you know what I mean like talks to subscribe us sticking with us through
this whole situation and Michael do you have anything you want to say to your
viewers I'm definitely caught okay wait a baby fake all Mikey is taking the piss
almighty all my key is taking the piss bro cuz no way he cuts it after that no
description on that video what the fuck
This is called bro he's nine years old chillax
Oh my god I cannot I cannot
shizer bro shizer shizer shizer shizer my key bruh what was this last video
before this playing the senders with my dad bro the devos being full supportive
suck credit card swipe couple of you secured shizer help chat today I'll be
playing the sanders because my dad told me to it's literally just a daily
challenge I don't even know how to put this bike game anymore
I can't play during the week but you aren't playing ever again no bro I
shouldn't be laughing bro it just reminds me of my childhood bro I don't
know man like when your mom takes away the controller but this is worse bro he
may not be gaming at all bro oh my gosh
probably get adopted in your life no he said he was considering it but not
fully bro chillax bro he's not gonna get adopted bro I don't need to know bro
why does he have 297 like why does he have millions of our coins bro did he
Did you swipe the card for this as well?
Tell me something about this.
Yeah.
When you're in it and...
Spug gaming and gaming.
Flash jump?
That's gonna be hard.
The status holds some, bro.
The status holds some, bro.
This is all this video one month ago. Let me see my dad's first time playing keyboard escape. No
Check the post a little second
Spend a hundred eighteen came a month bro on ads what the fuck and he still didn't like no front
but he still didn't make it with the 100k ads.
I swear, don't buy ads, bro.
Just, okay, I was watching this one crazy.
Like, don't like, just learn YouTube instead.
No, like thumbnail title, my dog, thumbnail title, retention.
You should look at Push, bro, like,
one guy will watch the video more than other videos, right?
Like, one guy needs to find it, suck.
And then YouTube already puts it into a bigger basket.
You know what I mean?
Like, wait, if this guy watched that video
and clicked on it and didn't close our app,
they're all about like you spending time on YouTube.
If your video doesn't make them close the app, they will start recommending it.
You feel me?
Don't buy ads, bro.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work, I think, unless you're a company and people need to watch it because
they want to turn off.
My key, bro.
My key.
Do I teach them thumbnail, Tyler, bro?
Rivals live.
She also livestreamed 11 days ago.
Let me see the posts.
What did they post?
Let me see the oldest posts first.
Yo.
Yo
New glitch, I'm banned from going live
I think never have my followers talking about me here
What?
MM67
I'm in big trouble!
Dude's gonna be grounded till he's 30, sorry for laughing
Shies
They're fun to kill, Mike
Oh
Trouble is an understatement, bro.
Wouldn't be surprised if your ass gets turned into a Halloween decoration.
You're chillax, guys. Chillax.
This needs more views. No, no, no, no.
Oh, I thought he was saying, like, buy an ad.
We want to take a moment to speak directly to everyone who has been supporting Mikey and our family during this complex situation.
Oh, this is from the family.
First and foremost, thank you.
the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, messages and encouragement and support.
You've shown Mikey and our family has meant more to us than I can put into words.
Mikey and our family has meant more to us. Oh, sorry.
Knowing that so many people care has truly helped us get through these difficult days.
Unfortunately, we have become aware that people are taking advantage of the situation by
launching coins and creating phony GoFundMe accounts. Oh, or other fundraising efforts
Using Mikey's name. We want to be absolutely clear. Please do not donate to anyone claiming to be raising money for Mikey or our family
My wife and I have not created or authorized any go fund me cryptocurrency coin fund. Hey, maybe Mikey did buddy
Maybe Mikey pulled up a coin buddy. I'm telling you don't underestimate those kids, bro
Like I'm telling you bro
Fundraiser any other accounts asking for donations if you see one, please do not send money or connect our wallet
your wallet based on these claims. At this point, we most likely will not be setting anything up.
Okay. The company I work for is still reviewing the situation and no final decisions have been made.
I'm expecting to hear from them by the end of this week and we will have a better understanding
of what happens after that. If anything changes, we will communicate it directly through our
accounts so there's no confusion. Please be careful and if you see someone attempting to
take advantage of this decision, report the account or post rather than engaging with it.
Again, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you to support.
Mikey has received from all of you, has been absolutely overwhelming.
During a time when our family is dealing with so much uncertainty,
knowing that people are supporting us and sending their love means and everything
to us. Thank you for continuing to stand with them.
Mighty's Mike, mighty Mike's is that Dave, bro.
So this reminds me, I mean, we all did this on a, on a lower scale.
No, like I was a little Mikey back in the day.
Like I I was I said this before bro when I was when there was a league of legend skin or something that I needed to have
Call me nuts bro one of the payment options
I said this before one of the payments options
You just had to take your your home telephone. You called a number on your screen after saying deposit 20 bucks
You called the number proving moving
Next telephone bill plus 30 euros bro. It was terrible cop fucking conversions, bro
There was hella high fees on that because they knew the kids would do it anyways
And then your mom was like yo, hey, did you call someone in like in Ausland?
Did you call someone in a foreign country or what is this?
Yeah, so about that
You've got the patience of a saint my dad would have whooped my ass into the next year
You might want to start that go find me sooner rather than the later. Yeah
Brother Dan got turned into a scarecrow
Oh my god. Mighty Mike, my dog. What are we doing?
Is there any more updates on this or no?
Or is that all? I want to see it all.
Are there anything on Twitter? Let me see.
What happens if I just search for this on Twitter?
There has to be some behind the scenes or something.
Suck. What pops up?
Fuck y'all, I'm watching Mighty Mike Play Survival World tutorial on an ad.
No, we actually got bad.
Around one or two trees.
If it's a general tree, then not an entire general tree, like seven to eight trees.
Because we're going to need a lot of logs to already get Nikodas.
Oh my gosh, bro.
I got an answer from him.
then basically the way it works is if we die we we can't get this world back
just spec- oh my god so we need to play really safe Mikey
shite bro are they gonna be fine I think they are right because this has
gained a lot of traction bro I think right now fundraiser would actually
actually like, you know, make that money back.
But Mikey is still probably cooked.
Like the money back doesn't,
I don't think that that would be like fully like,
you know, that doesn't make it like even or something.
That's just the community like, you know,
making it like kind of bearable.
You found the penguin guys, come on.
What was his name, Sally?
What was his name, bro?
indians oh wait I can't leak his name
yo this piece of shit look at this this guy trolled me so hard is this you so I
told Sally oh no no no sorry it wasn't a skeleton knife it was a charm 9 9 9 9
I fucking remember yes suck, and then he shows the fucking screenshots
Including the fake one and Sally told me yes real bro Adam
show and
Then I also sent my friend a video before I tried it to him
I think he I he was using the access that he said it to a friend, but this fuck this guy bro this guy
I swear I've never gotten trolled so hard by like let me see all right
There's more bullshit that he sent me. That's no way. There's no way
And look at this look at this by the way well can I show all of these logs? I don't think so but I
Was like asking him for proof or something
Like this was when I tried it started to figure it out. I was like, all right, show me
Show me that it's real like
Take a screenshot of your desktop right now or something, you know, and then you sent me this
Mom walked in and then it shows like black screen. What is this? I wouldn't need something. Okay, I didn't
bro
Sorry for the troll if you want I'll give you the semi-precious 997 for 30 for free.
He said he had a 9999.
Nah keep it bro all good I got a free lesson from you guys not underestimate 30 loads of
scrolling.
Yo this piece of shit bro I cannot believe it I cannot fucking believe it.
He sent me something else like after that.
Is this also a joke?
Hi, owner.
Wait, I told all my friends no one believed it.
Hi, owner, I know a lot about pop-up.
Bar right.
My brother talked to him once on Skype.
Shut your bitch ass up, bro.
OK, bro.
OK, bro.
I have screenshots here, bro.
Bar right, bro.
Oh my god.
Do I call him?
Let me call him, bro.
Let me see if he's around.
Well
On the yes shit
Gege will never know if he knows pop-up I
Check what else you I feel I feel I'm getting a sore throat guys. I'm being that us
11 pp today
I don't think I got it in me
Also time bra was playing also off stream
Let me let me show you one map that I hit 10 pp on okay
Let me show you one map that I had 10 pp on. Let me connect my ipad
Let me see bro, let me see suck
Quick also sash just just a few minutes though actually bro actually just a few minutes. What's my camp?
I hit my first ever 10 people tonight. No this no yesterday night yesterday night
Yesterday night. Are you proud of the challenge?
On three my highest was nine. I hit 10 bro. I hit 10
What's this?
Oh, huh, what is this after this was before I patient started grinding offline. What the hell they saw it
real owner pixel Ted look look look I got ten in the belt I got ten in the
belt do you want to see me get over ten right now bro I played it three times I
played now for the fourth time bro just so you see that I'm not cheating
bro house of two thousand likes what the hell this community is too locked
in bro let me close this it's a very good song actually
Ah, what's this?
Let's see if I still got it.
The Velt.
Velt.
Did I do that hard or normal?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You can vibe to it, I can cry right now.
Holy shit.
Your Emreca BD.
Come on my G. Come on my G.
Wait.
Let me get this camera.
Let me get this camera.
Suck.
I'm having too much fun. I'm being badass. This is bad.
Like, I'm considering a rejuicer right now.
But I have to do tournament and stuff.
Oh my gosh.
Alright.
Suck.
Suck. Suck.
How did I have it the last time? Like this?
Check. Can you see my hand on the...
oh my god oh my god chat no wi setup wi probably a little smaller like this and then below
oh yo yo yo yo bro i'm break right now i'm being badass should i show you that i'm no
let me call em break let me call em break bro bro
yo bro you know you know bro it never goes away it never goes away it
stays with me very no I got a stream bro I got a stream bro this is the
start of your guys at the top no man bro you fucked me you know why because
You sold me the site why I can just put in my Spotify playlist and see what is on also
I use that side of stream bro. I'll check it all my plan is
Where do you go from there after 14 I feel like I completed a little right now bro, I play a completely Ozu
Bro, good for 20 pp, well, 20 pp is next.
I know you can do 20 pp.
How much does it matter?
Because I don't understand the ppz.
Does it give you like a big bonus if you FC it?
It does.
Like one miss versus no miss.
Is it massive?
Kind of, but like in low value is not really like 3.
And FC in a 1 miss is a big difference, it could be the difference of like, I think 3
or 4 pp.
Wow!
And Emre, how much does it matter if I'm like always 100 points versus like perfectly
like on it?
Like if my accuracy, like 100 accuracy?
If my timing is kind of mid, yeah.
I didn't know Ulster matters a lot for lower SR as well
What matters the most?
I think for you it would be accuracy, but still focused on the miscount
Like you still want to convo as much as possible
Okay
Shit man, bro there was one more song that I loved
Wait
Why did I just call you out of the blue? You don't have to like
I don't want to hook you up, I just want to celebrate real quick
Nah nah nah, it's true, it's true
I was watching this stream, I just watched you say you top play
That was bangers fuck, bruh
My god, bro, there was one more song. How can I see it? Well, how can I see what I played here, right?
Suck?
Oh, my.
You get to see, yeah, you get to profile this quote on to recent players.
Which one did I have to-
LIGHT BY ELI GOLDING!
Yo, let me try to get as well, like, maybe more than 10.
Uh, uh, like, more than 13.
This song was also kinda nice.
I played off-stream this morning.
Alright, alright.
You wanna watch one round?
Go, go, go.
Wait...
Wait, isn't it like hella late for you bro?
It is but it's chill as fuck bruh, it's chill as fuck.
Geech.
Ah, I sent you, I sent you, I sent you.
It's screenshot.
Wait, it's 5am for you!
Okay, bro.
Yeah.
Emreck.
I'm at an instant chair, you go to bed right now, what are you saying bro?
Nah bro, you want to chill, chill, chill.
Bro.
Chill, my bed time isn't like the end of the hour bro.
What the fuck, do you need at 6am?
Yeah bro, I have an adjusted sleep schedule for my viewers.
I stream at this time usually what but that's very unhealthy though. That's like what in the night chef
Shice. Yeah, we're basically that's not good bro. Don't do that long-term just move. Let me see
Just move suck lights. Can you see my oh sue? Oh
Yeah, I can
Which one is it?
Did I do this on hard? I think I actually on hard.
Oh my god. Wait, this is really hard. I remember I was really tilting on this. Why?
Because you died very easily. I don't know why, but you don't get HP back fast. It's weird.
oh it's because of HP drain you see on the top like you see on top left yeah
there's like a whole bunch of shit you see if you go to the HP drain HP drain
it's at six very harsh that's why you don't say fast all right let me try let
me try let me try I completed it once but maybe we can do better oh god it's
not gonna easy though fix the cam check where should the cam go is that fine
If I play like this
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Let me see if this works.
what if i go like mad world
no fucking way
yo yo yo yo yo guys what is this community bro
what is this community bro
come here
this community may be nicer than the cs community bro
like i'm not gonna lie
what the fuck
nah maybe
what the fuck
that's so fucking sick man yo hey
What's his name?
Do you know this guy?
Ex-Cliché?
Yeah, what?
Ex-Cliché?
No, I have no idea, but it's the goat bro.
That's like he crazy work.
He's grabbed all the maps from your playlist.
Maybe Intran's Heartbeat satisfaction.
The belt, yeah, the belt.
I'll just play that.
Diamonds! Wait they have that?
No way they have that.
Lock in lock the fuck in your heart's in chair right now. Wait, let me see. Let me see
Diamonds it's not the banger wait, you know it
Yeah, of course, I play I play the the hardest difficulty with double time. No a lot
Do I play normal?
time I've never played these before bum but you what do you think 2.8 stars
that's that's good for you there okay let's try let's try let's try let's try
let's try their home at your birth even maybe your heart's in check for the
I'm gonna smash you boys like what the fuck
That's awesome, baby cool
That's awesome, bro
Do you want to express that?
the rock is still alive and down the ramp
but have I ever ever ever got the hang of it?
No, it's so slow, why the suckers closing so slow?
I'm like crazy.
I don't want to be closing so much pasta.
No, you're not.
This is like, this is like, no.
They won't leave in the night.
It's throwing me off.
All right, come on, come on.
It's AR4.
And I'm walking home, throw your diamonds in the sky,
Feelin' bad
The rap is still alive every time I run
But have a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer
Hammer, hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, a hammer
Hammer, hammer, a hammer, a hammer
Thanks for watching!
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Like, are they like ready or not?
Do you know?
I mean like it bro if it's you they wouldn't mind when the tournament is bro I can't lie.
I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
It has to be, I would say like plan it around like major events because the OC World Cup
is happening in like a month bro.
What the fuck?
What is the OC World Cup?
What are you playing in that?
Yeah, I'm playing for Team Australia baby.
Wait who's in team Germany?
Team Germany?
Bro, you're good at Y-Cab bro, you didn't play last year.
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You didn't make the team.
Emreck, in Australia who is your teammate?
My teammate?
Is it one person per country?
Because I remember seeing a graph in the chart too.
No, no, no, no, that's for 1v1.
What cup is 4v4? We have a team of 8 people per country.
What? That's crazy. There's 4 Australian also players that are good.
Yeah.
We're actually the contender.
We're the contender for first place this year. A lot of people are saying.
So we got third place last year. Hopefully first place this year.
Which country is considered maybe like like who's on your ass like who's like second maybe or like, you know
Could also be the United States
nah
You know who I got bro, you know who I got I got Australia hell never
America and also
Come on my G
Poland as well
Poland South Korea. Yeah, I'm right. I'm about to follow like I'm I'm I'm Friday
shit we talk soon hi um hello
yo
oh shit my bad my bad
I thought you were gonna speak more bro I was ready for you to yack some more bro
shit my bad my bad my bad my bad
I think I'm a bit fried I think I'm a bit fried
I feel like we're speaking in voice messages
yes it is bro it is
bro you know what I noticed on the stream the ping is very bad bro look at the ping
full hundred ping
Wait, yes, bro. We're so far away from each other wait
I'm gonna say something and you're gonna say like I'm gonna say it and then you're gonna tell me when you see it
Okay, I'm gonna send a message you tell me when it arrives. Okay, like you just say now
Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready
No, no, no, what you're trolling again again again again again
again again again again three two one
No, no, no, oh you wish it oh
This guy all right, okay. That's like two seconds. That's actually tilting as hell. Your voice is so delay
That's what I'm saying. That's what you sound kind of like like that's like stupid on my stream
Bro, I talk to you
Fucking like I'm responding after like three seconds after you say some shit
You're always like, what's good?
Like why is it like that bro?
We were like, I don't know, you're just like Skype or something.
Alright, Emreck by G.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
You played too much 3x, right?
Alright bro, Emreck, I'll see you.
You have a good night.
Go to sleep now, no more osu bro.
This is the good thing about osu, we can see when you play.
We can see when you're trying to like get around and before night. I'm gonna fucking poker. What's your profile? Don't do that shit
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Hi, I brought I brought I got you. I got you. I'm gonna bed. Okay. Hi, bro. Good night. I'm right. Good night
Have a tight sleep. Good night. Good night, bro. Thank you, bro. You peace brother. Thank you
Please please please please please please please please please
W. American the chat right now yo guys
Yo guys
I was about to like end stream and then I was thinking you're one more time
It's one map. Let me one more time lock in I'll close the chat. I'm gonna call with no one
And right if you're watching right now, I'm gonna ban you go you're supposed to sleep
Which song do you want? Which map did I get 10 BP on and 13?
Do you want the belt or do you want lights? Lights or the belts?
One last map before I end stream. One last. Lights?
I have to close chat for this one. I have to fully lock in one time.
I love this song. It's a bad map, I think.
If I were my microgram.
Nice.
Come on, baby!
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I already look him.
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different skin also got mad at you yo guys gg I will see you all yo hey
Nice song guys. I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. Um
tomorrow
Tomorrow, I think we have some Rocket League spontaneous Rocket League
and then
And then Friday Valorant Tony 50,000 a la Valorant Tony with everyone with all the boys Jinxie
Tyler one Joe Bartolosi total only KTroll gonna be fun gonna be fun
Friday 9 p.m. C. T. Macho calendars guys. That's like right now half an hour ago
Boys, I'll see you all tomorrow, bro. Coach you on the bussy enjoy your night. Enjoy your morning
Enjoy your evening wherever you are
Cuz you're in the bussy for joining the stream as always and yeah, I'll see you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. See you all tomorrow, bro
peace peace
I'm showing peace
Love you guys
Bye bye. Yo, I'm fried. It's fire. I please wish that tomorrow no sore throat. I'm scab. I'm scab. I'm scab
Change your area on my on my tablet
Hmm, I think about all right. Bye guys. Bye. Bye. Sorry for low energy today, bro. I was cooked today. I was cooked today
I'll see y'all tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow
Cuz you're the pussy. Bye
Bye
Buy take some vitamin C. I need some vitamin D. I need to take some sun tomorrow. Bye guys. Bye
Right. Yeah, I forget I read off my channel. Zack boys tomorrow
What's my channel 24 seven um?
Yes, also, we still need some pros for the Lauren tournament um if you have a Lauren actually, I don't know if we do
Both of us looking for some people as well. W Bolster, bro. W Bolster