CHAOS MOD - PENTA

PENTA

CHAOS MOD

09-29-2024 · 36h 53m

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[00:00:03] Hello

[00:00:20] Nice

[00:00:35] This is J.K.O.G.O. and you listen to my man, Julio J.O.G.O.

[00:00:39] Where do you loathe it though?

[00:00:41] Gets it locked, keeps it locked, you keep it danced up, baby.

[00:00:44] Oh, come on.

[00:00:46] I know you're drinking soda with the straw, but I want...

[00:00:49] ...a little metal that will not corrode.

[00:00:50] Yo, check this out. There's a silver.

[00:00:52] You're fucking trying to kill me.

[00:00:54] This isn't a- that's not- I haven't done anything bad, man.

[00:01:17] I'm not- God damn it.

[00:01:20] Please, I'm not bad.

[00:01:21] I'm actually not a murderer, please.

[00:01:24] Petskinex nice. Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck. Jesus. Alright, can I even do this mission?

[00:02:28] Yeah, maybe. We'll try. Jesus. Chad, don't troll me too much. Come on, man. Let's just

[00:03:04] have a nice pretty much casual session, man. Just a pretty much casual play through.

[00:03:11] hear the heat before following the valley into the car park

[00:03:24] alright I didn't, there's just gonna be cops over here

[00:04:44] I got spot-slackin

[00:04:52] that's actually so fucked up

[00:05:03] what is that?

[00:05:04] what is that man?

[00:05:08] they're everywhere! they're actually everywhere! I can't do anything

[00:05:11] they actually are everywhere

[00:05:16] no, all my guns are jammed

[00:05:41] what is that?

[00:05:43] That guy just jump- I went downstairs and stressed out a cookie.

[00:05:57] That helped a little bit.

[00:05:58] The fuck- even is the fucking pan spray, man?

[00:06:21] Legend L... pan spray.

[00:06:39] I don't even fucking see one, dude.

[00:06:41] How do I get rid of this shit?

[00:06:44] Don't?

[00:06:45] Over there? Maybe there might be one.

[00:06:52] Oh, that's so fucked up.

[00:07:03] Reset the timers?

[00:07:13] I guess if I die, I die at this point.

[00:07:15] That's fucked up.

[00:07:28] You know what? Hey, fuck it.

[00:08:21] I don't even know I don't I wonder if

[00:09:12] I mean every time I just I steal a car. I'm just gonna get a wanted level because it's all cops, right?

[00:09:18] That would have been nice

[00:09:36] Weapons that one would have been really nice. All right. I think there's a

[00:10:10] Bribed in the construction site. I'm pretty sure I

[00:10:14] Just give that real quick and be on my way. I thought there was one in here

[00:10:22] I don't actually know I sort of got this one around here. It's just one. I'll lose it soon

[00:10:41] I gotta lose it before I start the mission though. Okay, maybe I'll do this

[00:11:15] Maybe I'll get zero missions out of the way

[00:11:27] Maybe I'll get some zero missions out of the way I should do that before chat does the

[00:11:35] Bankrupt you option and I don't have any money and I get soft locked. I didn't know the rancher was coming

[00:11:45] Look at chat. It's a reference to Vice City

[00:12:31] No pride vehicles

[00:12:39] Bigots. Look at guys manhunt figures.

[00:12:54] Nice city. There's Tommy and Lance.

[00:12:59] Here's some trains.

[00:13:22] That is what you doing, Ronnie.

[00:13:24] Take it off my car, buddy.

[00:13:30] This guy's trying to do zero missions.

[00:13:34] Hello, man?

[00:13:40] What? Oh my god!

[00:13:47] The one mission that we all got softlocked on is children as usual the forces of

[00:14:06] darkness have triumphed over good life is nothing misery briefly interspersed

[00:14:12] with agony homie what's your own whatever it is you need to reduce the

[00:14:17] dose excuse me but I never take drugs we all know drugs are for losers and or

[00:14:24] sex maniacs. That's true. Sex is the last thing on my mind. Did he moment? Thank God for that. Berkeley is back. Who the fuck is Berkeley? Just a man I once beat in fair competition. A man literally obsessed with revenge. Oh, you put hands on him? No, please. I'd never initiate violence. Oh, I know you knocked his tits. No. I won the prize in the science fair. First prize.

[00:14:58] that is and now you want to pop you and they say gangbangers is petty a small

[00:15:08] mind and what's that belief in sound that's him we shall fight to the end

[00:15:20] brookly's launched a full-scale attack this is insanity all batteries

[00:15:25] commenced fire all right easy he's going for my transmit if he takes them

[00:15:34] out i'll never be able to launch a counter attack arcade racer camera

[00:15:38] No problem man, only choice!

[00:15:40] Five time game!

[00:15:47] Five time game at twelve o'clock!

[00:16:19] That's a lot of them chat.

[00:17:20] This mission was kinda hard, huh?

[00:17:39] A little bit.

[00:17:41] I feel like my sensitivity is crazy right now too.

[00:18:07] It wasn't required.

[00:18:09] Nice, past current mission.

[00:18:14] Let's go.

[00:18:18] This mission was required, I'm pretty sure.

[00:18:20] I think you had to do this.

[00:18:24] You never have so few, oh so many.

[00:18:26] Two little three.

[00:18:28] We will fight him on the beaches

[00:18:33] rooftops bankrupt that's okay

[00:18:36] It's the homies wait. What the fuck? What are you doing homie?

[00:18:54] Good thing I bought that before I didn't go bankrupt. I don't think I have to buy anything else

[00:19:02] sub-goal for Hertz Sunday. Oh

[00:19:18] That's it. That would be a sub-goal for kill the sub-a-thon

[00:19:26] talk show station

[00:19:31] Talk show station. I don't know what mission you're talking about

[00:19:41] Meet me and they would I do another

[00:21:16] She was uniform

[00:21:18] cars float away when hit okay that's me the new guy yes yes I applied here

[00:21:52] DM the VOD thanks TJ okay now we chill for a little bit these guys

[00:22:22] instantly pep W when the poles go up instant pep W for this the fuck does

[00:22:54] that do me me move that body chat now I just got to get there without putting

[00:23:56] any damage on the car chat easy risky actually easy let's fucking go

[00:25:00] we tip I seen some highly suspicious you should come check out I'm seeing something

[00:25:06] kind of weird right now he's moving he's literally moving you know you're

[00:25:16] fucking with me here must be two tons of Mary here what but but I've never

[00:25:29] How could it be?

[00:25:30] Hell of a defense you got there, buddy.

[00:25:33] Hell yeah.

[00:25:34] Beat that motherfucking DA's ass, bitch.

[00:25:40] That unlocks the boring ass valet mission.

[00:25:54] Now you have difficulties walking.

[00:25:56] Now you have difficulties walking.

[00:26:00] Now you do.

[00:26:02] Now it's you.

[00:26:04] Yes.

[00:26:23] I guess force shooting probably would be good if I had guns.

[00:27:04] and he's only gone started playing lacrosse

[00:27:07] oh

[00:27:08] look at me, I'm carrying my bag on a stick and wearing a skirt

[00:27:12] might as well teach my boy to hunt butterflies

[00:27:16] okay, I guess you're right, come on

[00:27:17] haha, it all depends how you look at things

[00:27:19] what I do before streaming?

[00:27:21] nothing

[00:27:25] drugs

[00:27:31] what's he doing to that car?

[00:27:42] oh

[00:27:43] I don't have those baddest tubes

[00:27:45] the construction workers up down here

[00:27:46] I'mma fuck them up

[00:27:47] now, hold up, I got this

[00:27:49] I need to go teach him a new respect

[00:27:51] Huh, that's right. Yeah, I bet they call getting me some new land in play

[00:27:59] Carl with his Corbora arc there they are that's them over there spinning

[00:28:19] What if I fucking knew, pal?

[00:29:24] My disorder.

[00:29:25] My disorder is odd to spin in too damn much.

[00:29:32] I got spinitis.

[00:29:33] Oh shit, there's a chainsaw up there.

[00:29:38] Oh nice, it's good.

[00:30:14] Huge cutscene exploit.

[00:30:33] Okay, thanks chat.

[00:30:57] Just get out, man.

[00:31:07] Spins towards you.

[00:31:08] Dude, Carl's actually a fucking psycho for this one.

[00:31:15] Hey Carl, some women were cat calling me.

[00:31:18] Oh, I'm gonna bury them alive?

[00:31:35] Fucking insane person!

[00:31:45] Burying them alive on the cover and shit.

[00:31:49] I know I'm never gonna cat-call a woman wearing green now.

[00:31:57] Kairu-chan, what is that?

[00:32:39] I think you have to do that too, right?

[00:32:42] No, I thought you did. How am I here? Why am I fat? What is this shit? I don't I don't want to be here

[00:33:36] I don't want to be here like this

[00:33:39] And fat money's yet now. Oh, that's not a lot of money

[00:33:45] Did someone help me?

[00:34:16] This woman's trying to kill me

[00:34:19] For no reason neither you had guns

[00:34:30] Thanks, chef millionaire

[00:34:36] yo chat huge it's million yens like five dollars oh whatever

[00:35:40] exotic imported sports car I eat exotic foreign food like frankfruits and pizza

[00:35:45] but when it comes to numbing my mind I'm a patriot

[00:35:50] Why are you running for me? I did want to I do want a good time. How do I accept on PC?

[00:36:09] It's yardming with Maurice broadcasting live. I thought it was why to

[00:36:30] Handle rejection well

[00:36:50] I'm sorry officer. She did kind of make me do that though. Oh, I hate the ballers

[00:37:06] Okay, I'm coming to meet whoa whoa whoa

[00:37:18] God damn. I hate the ballers so much chat. Nice

[00:37:32] She's mission

[00:37:39] Yeah, this one's gonna be hard two pussies

[00:38:09] Two pussies

[00:38:22] This is a long mission, isn't it?

[00:39:18] this is fucking with you I know there's some high chatters right now they're

[00:39:36] like I'm out I gotta leave is that Andy dick on the radio I don't think that's

[00:39:45] Andy dick is it it is oh that's Andy dick oh that guy sucks it's in this

[00:40:11] form. Never liked him much. You know somehow somehow he really had a lot of a

[00:40:35] lot more connections in Hollywood than he probably should have. Nice. If you go to

[00:40:56] Mount Chili at midnight during winter between November to December you can

[00:40:59] Is he Bigfoot? Really?

[00:41:03] Oh, we gotta do that.

[00:41:07] Wait, is that real?

[00:41:24] Yes, the answer was yes.

[00:41:32] The answer was actually yes.

[00:41:36] Tony Hawk did this!

[00:41:38] Tony Hawk?

[00:41:44] Tony Hawk?

[00:41:45] Hawk?

[00:41:49] The same.

[00:41:58] Unfortunately, the huge fire caused problems for local wildlife, much of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the same band over and over and buying fractal artwork.

[00:42:07] Richard Burr, fight silver the desert.

[00:42:42] No homes, I swear to God I'm not.

[00:42:44] I don't fucking know where anything is because my goddamn map has the shit on it.

[00:43:13] Do you actually support this UI?

[00:43:23] Yeah, it looks good.

[00:43:29] Even the UI on it should add.

[00:43:38] 84% dog what actually this isn't this isn't as bad at least I have my mini-map I can live with this

[00:44:27] Thanks driver POV

[00:44:29] to all UMCs out here in the West Coast.

[00:44:32] Actually, I think I'll just take this all the way.

[00:44:38] Nice.

[00:45:02] It's all my blind spot, man.

[00:45:16] That's much better.

[00:45:17] Now, this is a UI that makes sense to me.

[00:45:19] Oh.

[00:45:34] I hope we get there.

[00:45:57] God damn.

[00:46:10] So much of mine do I have?

[00:46:11] I can't see.

[00:46:12] I can't tell right now.

[00:46:23] Angel Pine.

[00:46:24] I don't know how these pictures are gonna turn out

[00:46:53] There they are

[00:47:04] It's just a myth. I heard the guy that voiced Ryder

[00:47:07] That Ryder wasn't gonna betray CJ but the guy that voiced him like dipped out earlier some shit

[00:47:14] That's why like his voice line sound fucked during the last mission with them

[00:47:20] Which they kind of do

[00:47:39] Why are they screaming at each other? I don't like to look at that of that gringo

[00:47:45] I don't know. Come on CJ. That's a little fucked up. Profiling?

[00:48:00] Pimp cuz purple?

[00:48:02] This mission rule is supposed to be in a helicopter. Really? I wonder where that guy got cut.

[00:48:09] Oh, hey, thanks!

[00:48:20] Oh Christ.

[00:48:22] Yeah, what the fuck dealt with this mission?

[00:48:55] I feel like this one was like designed kind of where they just drive you all the way. They just have you drive all the way back out here.

[00:49:02] the fuck's the point yeah thank you for the tank chef it's morbid time oh fuck

[00:49:34] speeds on yeah the game really did do that to me where the fuck am I Angel

[00:49:48] Pines still good fuck rapid fire is just fires off a bunch of crazy shit

[00:50:16] oh easy to read almost over I so easy to read though that's what you get

[00:51:06] Invert vehicle speed, that was the way better one! You guys are crazy.

[00:51:13] Damn, chat really has Gamba brain, huh?

[00:51:18] Invert vehicle speed would have been way fucking worse.

[00:51:22] Bad boat chat. Fuck you to my chat.

[00:51:32] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[00:51:57] That's basically what he just said.

[00:52:04] I just go to the wrong... I always fucking do this shit.

[00:52:08] I guess I can just swoop. Yeah I can just swoop. I could just went swoop. Goddamn it.

[00:52:13] What the wrong way down the fucking freeway.

[00:52:29] Okay, thanks chat.

[00:52:51] Amazing jingle. No. Is this the original?

[00:53:43] Oh, remastered. This is the remastered.

[00:53:47] LOL.

[00:54:02] No blips.

[00:54:06] What?

[00:54:18] Then I once made a phone call with 30 boys sitting on my lap

[00:54:21] because I paid them bills for the phone games at the bottom of my home.

[00:54:31] Use my memory?

[00:54:32] Okay, I got this.

[00:54:33] Glory of the sun, I can train you.

[00:54:37] Where am I going?

[00:54:38] Start the next mission.

[00:54:55] Memory chess?

[00:54:55] I got this.

[00:55:00] I know San Fiero.

[00:55:05] I got, I got soft locked here as a kid.

[00:55:07] I want to do that help.

[00:55:08] Me too.

[00:55:08] Because of skill issues.

[00:55:09] I want to train a man.

[00:55:16] Do I have a favorite character in this game?

[00:55:20] I think Woozy's kind of cool.

[00:55:31] Oh!

[00:55:32] I was just explaining to your brother-in-law that we were friends.

[00:55:36] Oh, yeah?

[00:55:37] Well, look, Woolsey, I need to get some info.

[00:55:39] Like James Wood character? Yeah.

[00:55:40] What exactly do you boys want to know?

[00:55:42] Who are these puttas, Holmes?

[00:55:44] Why don't you go take a look?

[00:55:46] These guys?

[00:55:47] Yeah.

[00:55:48] They're the local syndicate. They're pretty big time, I think.

[00:55:51] Don't have any dealings with them. We don't touch blow.

[00:55:54] Now, this guy runs things.

[00:55:56] I don't know his name.

[00:55:57] That's so long, man.

[00:55:58] This guy is T-Bone Mendez. He's the muscle.

[00:56:01] And who's that guy that's jizzy b. He's the biggest pimp in town. He helps set up the deals, you know

[00:56:09] concierge of sorts. Hey, do you hear my way?

[00:56:12] How I get to oh jizzy

[00:56:15] jizzy runs the pleasure domes club in that old fortress under the Gantt bridge jizzy

[00:56:21] Yeah, I hear they want to call him comey come but uh the sensors didn't like it

[00:56:33] Memory test

[00:56:36] Can Woozie see the photos? No! It's very subtle that spoiler alert he's actually

[00:56:43] deaf. Woozie is.

[00:57:06] Okay.

[00:57:16] Wait, the truck was real.

[00:57:18] My bad truck.

[00:57:24] That fucking truck is real.

[00:57:40] Yeah, yeah.

[00:57:42] I don't want that.

[00:57:51] I swear that truck is weird.

[00:58:13] Oh my god.

[00:58:40] Holy bull

[00:58:57] That's how it works in real life chat just walk up and say hey, I'll do anything I'll kill anyone

[00:59:12] Oh

[00:59:47] Wait jizzies actually a fucking hero

[00:59:53] I'm under the water.

[01:00:06] Where you guys going?

[01:01:02] Come back.

[01:01:04] You can't leave.

[01:01:05] You're the hoe I'm dropping off downtown.

[01:01:08] What's up Ruka chat?

[01:01:22] Oh shit.

[01:01:41] Shit they know I'm pippin.

[01:01:44] Please.

[01:01:48] Please.

[01:01:49] No, no, no.

[01:01:50] This is just my girlfriend.

[01:01:57] Something happened.

[01:01:58] She's tiny.

[01:01:59] I think that they think that she's underage.

[01:02:01] Oh, please.

[01:02:12] Oh, thanks for the money.

[01:02:40] Oh, pimple dude.

[01:02:42] Wait, this game's kind of

[01:02:44] Based in a little woke

[01:03:00] I'm gonna miss last low. Oh nice. No, I can't see her

[01:03:25] I'm in the cop car

[01:03:38] Hey officers that guy shooting

[01:03:46] Get back in the pentmobile

[01:03:48] The cop is driving it away. I think

[01:03:58] Just gotta hit it nice

[01:04:22] You got a jizzy

[01:04:27] Oh

[01:04:43] Come on see don't bust me

[01:04:49] This is a bit of a challenge

[01:04:55] The wanted level with the

[01:04:59] The one at level with the cops is a bit of a pain in the ball

[01:05:38] That's all for

[01:05:40] Oh, love makes me sad.

[01:05:53] You can refund that if you want.

[01:05:55] That first one, I will dispute it.

[01:06:06] That makes me sad.

[01:06:09] But not as sad as this.

[01:06:13] No, sorry about your dad.

[01:06:16] Glad that I could make you guys laugh together for a bit.

[01:06:20] That's cool.

[01:06:21] That's nice though. I'm glad that you told me that that's kind of that's kind of cool to know

[01:06:31] Yeah

[01:06:36] Why don't like this though I think I have to do this in the pimp

[01:06:43] Like that it missions good one chat

[01:07:14] Jesus

[01:07:16] Goddamn that car was scared. These cars are so scary

[01:07:18] Fuckin' cop cars are so scary. Wooo!

[01:07:33] I can't get in any of them.

[01:08:03] You belong to the Grove now.

[01:09:00] Wait, that car actually put me out.

[01:09:17] Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

[01:09:19] It is...

[01:09:27] Shit.

[01:09:29] Thought I could make it.

[01:09:52] That was a good, that was a good pet.

[01:09:54] Insane handling.

[01:09:58] I don't even know. What the fuck does that even mean?

[01:10:02] Fuck that is insane. Let's go do a zero mission. It's morbid time

[01:10:19] That was stupid

[01:10:22] Stupid stupid one it's morbid time my money. I don't know fucking notice that

[01:10:59] That's okay. At least I have all those guns still I think I don't know I don't

[01:11:02] Oh, fuck, man.

[01:11:12] You tried to millionaire for me?

[01:11:14] Thanks, man.

[01:11:15] I love the real fans.

[01:11:18] They're just trying to help me get out of San Fiero tonight.

[01:11:20] I still think I could if I really lock it in.

[01:11:24] I still think it's possible.

[01:11:41] Put the hotel in that can.

[01:11:42] Use my car phone and give me a ring of game.

[01:11:44] That's OK.

[01:11:46] I know some of you tried.

[01:11:47] I know the real fans did.

[01:12:03] Wait, show them.

[01:12:04] But your right finger is half the problem.

[01:12:38] I feel discriminated against not only can I not press my hobby in the privacy of my own garden or car

[01:12:48] but my movies are rated as pornographic. I'm gonna ask you a question.

[01:12:54] Three films, right?

[01:12:56] Well, that's where our problems come from.

[01:12:58] Well, right. I went to where we was two years ago and it's called a bar now.

[01:13:03] People look at me and I'm some sort of creeper.

[01:13:06] My old movie with to do

[01:13:19] Jizzy's a wild name

[01:13:32] Good timing shows not the only thing going downhill

[01:13:36] You say you said you like me

[01:13:38] You know I buy the pan spray fuck it is on this map. I thought I was in there. I thought I could use this

[01:14:03] Oh, yeah, sure don't already fucking money

[01:14:09] Just know my pops is pepping in the sky for you sky pepping pop

[01:14:14] Every man is twice a day shout out to the big pep in the sky

[01:14:18] Might as well kiss sex goodbye

[01:14:25] And that spells trouble let's face it women hate

[01:14:34] Don't take this the wrong way but the explanation may be downstairs

[01:14:43] Wow you guys just made this impossible

[01:14:50] Now science brings you past your time.

[01:14:52] Castridon goes to the planet for distance jobs around the computer.

[01:14:55] Protecting your hair and saving your system.

[01:14:57] But in the end, you'll notice something different.

[01:15:00] Yup.

[01:15:02] Why not just restart, right, uh.

[01:15:04] You're right.

[01:15:04] Castridon.

[01:15:05] Yup.

[01:15:18] No, you're right.

[01:15:19] Fuck it.

[01:15:20] Just restart.

[01:15:34] I'm gonna do zeroes missions while the tires are popped.

[01:15:38] I can't do this mission while the tires are popped.

[01:15:40] Nah, it's actually not possible.

[01:15:42] What?

[01:15:58] Very, very easy.

[01:15:59] What's he doing?!

[01:16:02] Too sensitive.

[01:16:03] Don't need any friends today.

[01:16:39] Warp into a random vehicle. Oh

[01:16:52] Okay

[01:17:23] Much control

[01:17:32] Some of us in this is the actual childhood rage quit mission. Yeah, this is a soft if this is a soft lock if you were a

[01:17:55] Too hard as an adult not that bad

[01:18:07] like I didn't I didn't beat this game till I was like 18 I like just picked it

[01:18:46] back up you know couldn't beat it as again she was way too hard whoa things

[01:19:23] sounds like a weed whacker probably has the same engine in it two-stroke engine

[01:19:41] I got two strokes for you I'm bad that's one more than you got I got half a

[01:20:15] stroke for you in minutes until rapid-fire oh fuck sorry lady options

[01:23:08] It's a good one to get out of the way.

[01:23:25] That is a good one to get out of the way.

[01:23:31] Good.

[01:23:36] First try?

[01:23:38] You hate that Aussie song? Why?

[01:23:40] I feel like that's one of his bests.

[01:23:56] Zero.

[01:24:04] Low LOD vehicles.

[01:24:07] Phil's Emmy.

[01:24:09] Wow, a new purple update looks interesting.

[01:24:16] Oh, God.

[01:24:22] It's better than Hal at the Moon.

[01:24:31] All right, Contrarian.

[01:24:34] Do you mean bark at the Moon?

[01:24:37] Not even the name of the song.

[01:24:45] He must leave San Fierro for good.

[01:24:48] Let back-

[01:25:00] Hey, tights!

[01:25:01] Pay attention!

[01:25:02] Pay attention!

[01:25:13] Don't be an idiot.

[01:25:14] Use the goblin to move that barrel.

[01:25:15] What's going on?

[01:25:54] Beats the fuck out of me.

[01:26:02] Another cursed barrel in the way.

[01:26:04] I don't know what the fuck was over the rockstar on these goddamn RC missions.

[01:26:15] I really feel like this is like an age check.

[01:26:17] Get away from our base and make a bridge across that gap.

[01:26:20] Get me a plank to cross that river.

[01:26:55] Try him, man.

[01:26:56] There's no bridge.

[01:27:04] There's no bridge!

[01:27:05] bridge what the fuck I don't even know

[01:27:11] it's now buddy I have a fucking flying

[01:27:18] magnet over here like to cross that

[01:27:25] river shit's fun I don't even know what

[01:27:28] happened oh my god okay get a bridge

[01:27:45] now I'm like on top of it I mean I

[01:28:06] actually just can't fucking do it

[01:28:08] try all you had to do is

[01:28:51] It's right there, clearly.

[01:29:02] This is fucking painful.

[01:29:04] Carl, there's no bridge.

[01:29:06] There's no bridge.

[01:29:12] I think the fucking,

[01:29:16] dude, the fucking,

[01:29:24] perfect.

[01:29:26] Perfect.

[01:29:28] Okay.

[01:29:34] Yeah, the rapid fire, the Beyblade like fucked it, man.

[01:29:44] My current vehicle did not,

[01:29:51] is the Void Warp?

[01:29:53] Plank to cross that river

[01:30:38] It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down

[01:30:42] Yeah, you know fuck me. I guess so lazy piece of shit

[01:30:52] Holy no, no, no

[01:30:56] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[01:30:59] What's that is zero? I'm off to engage with destiny good or bad

[01:31:03] What the hell are you talking about now? The hour of judgment is upon me and I must ask myself holy

[01:31:28] Berkeley's headquarters is across no man's land. I'll drive the bandit you fly the goblin and help any way you can

[01:31:35] If I get the bandit into Berkeley's base, he must leave Sanctuary. Oh, I would have never gotten that

[01:31:40] I cheated what the fuck you guys sign? Oh

[01:31:50] They crash

[01:31:52] good one chat you got me use the goblin to move that barrel it's live are

[01:32:02] literally already done that God get pitted or text is a bike chat don't

[01:32:39] don't don't tell him that just learn from our base and make a bridge across

[01:32:44] that gap let him think what the fuck across that river there's no bridge

[01:33:08] okay no bridge all right I think this is it need a bridge now Berkeley's using

[01:33:26] tanks Carl grab a bomb and get rid of any tanks that threaten our progress they

[01:33:42] must have had someone in their office that was just obsessed with RC shit

[01:33:46] there's just so much of it yo fuck that helicopter actually pitted the hell out

[01:34:00] of it table hide what do it spawn ramp would have done this is another RC shit

[01:35:42] This is our draw warfare.

[01:35:45] Holy shit.

[01:35:51] Wait.

[01:35:54] Were they training or were they training us?

[01:35:58] Were they training us this early?

[01:36:02] Holy fuck, dude.

[01:36:07] Kinda.

[01:36:25] Grimmed for war.

[01:36:33] Actually groomed for war.

[01:36:36] I'm getting your fucking bridge, bitch.

[01:36:41] Hooker.

[01:36:42] that river I literally am bridge there's no bridge I need a bridge now nice we

[01:37:12] some assholes if it's too bad I might rage but I guess you guys don't want

[01:37:57] to stream anymore I know I guess you guys just don't want to stream anymore

[01:38:03] That was terrible. That was it. That was fucked up

[01:38:17] Why'd I restart this mission? I can't fucking do it. I mean it's not a break. I gotta fucking do it again

[01:38:59] There goes

[01:39:23] No, okay

[01:39:32] Take three

[01:39:38] Take four

[01:39:43] into Berkeley's base he must leave san fiero for good let battle what hello why is my helica

[01:40:03] i'm not that does actually make any fucking sense use the goblin to move that barrel

[01:40:12] earthquake i'm not on the earth i'm in the fucking air man

[01:40:19] yeah it's rewind time the cursed barrel in the way carl berkeley's blocked me again curse you

[01:41:03] Berkeley Carl move that barrel move that barrel that obstruction there's another

[01:41:54] cursed barrel in the way this is fucking ass me again this is actually

[01:42:12] fucking terrible curse you Berkeley Carl move that barrel get a plank from our

[01:42:30] base and make a bridge across that gap get me a plank to cross that river

[01:42:45] close enough nice take those Berkeley's using tanks Carl grab a bomb and get

[01:42:55] of any tanks that threaten our progress

[01:43:54] Sick, I'm glad you're having fun

[01:44:04] I know I am

[01:44:30] Fucker

[01:45:06] Rapid fire, might not fuck it up

[01:45:09] It might not

[01:45:10] not hurry while I wouldn't it be done if there wasn't a fucking earthquake

[01:45:17] this is rapid fire was the next one it's morbentime

[01:46:01] you sir are a loser leave the field of battle and shame pack up your crummy

[01:46:07] mail order business and get out of my town

[01:46:10] KS Mod, give it, then you take it.

[01:46:19] Nice! Huge! Fuck yeah.

[01:46:28] Are the worst goddamn missions of the game are over.

[01:46:37] You helped? No, you fucking didn't.

[01:46:42] That was rapid fire.

[01:46:50] Rapid fire did that.

[01:46:56] You chose wrong. No, you didn't.

[01:46:59] We control rapid fire.

[01:47:01] Oh, really?

[01:47:03] I didn't know that.

[01:47:05] Oh yeah, you guys did help.

[01:47:08] That explains why there were six past missions.

[01:47:14] You do not choose rapid fire, no you fucking don't.

[01:47:22] Don't gasoline me.

[01:47:23] No you don't.

[01:47:24] Don't, no, I'm being gaslit.

[01:47:26] This is you.

[01:47:30] So.

[01:47:33] No, I'm being gaslit.

[01:47:40] Look at the names of who picks it.

[01:47:42] Oh, oh, oh yeah, okay, okay.

[01:47:43] You're right, you're right, you're right.

[01:47:45] Okay.

[01:47:46] My bad.

[01:47:46] No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry.

[01:47:48] I was lashing out cause I was upset.

[01:47:50] No, thank you for helping. I was lashing out cause I was upset.

[01:47:54] My beam, my beam.

[01:47:56] No, don't teleport me under the map.

[01:48:00] Sorry.

[01:48:16] Just sounds the same, basically.

[01:48:34] I swear to God, I swear to God you have to do the driving school.

[01:48:37] I'm pretty sure you do.

[01:49:27] Thanks for the 800 bucks.

[01:49:44] That did waste a little bit of time. That did waste some time though, and this is uh, as far as time.

[01:50:12] One hit KO. Ooh.

[01:50:14] This player though not car

[01:50:20] God damn he was eating some of them shots. Holy shit vehicle one hit tail. That's fucking evil

[01:50:52] Actually fucking evil for this mission

[01:50:58] You guys are fucking sick. You're fucking sick

[01:51:03] Sick fucks

[01:51:04] Don't already knew that

[01:51:35] Hey, you're sick fucks. I

[01:51:40] Realize how fucking bad it was

[01:51:42] I'd the car. Oh, I'm still one hit KO

[01:51:51] you know hide so it's over like a pussy I forgot about the whole drop what the

[01:52:11] fuck there ain't no bucket well I just lined up perfectly for you guys on try

[01:52:40] to stay off road I guess this is so fucked up I kind of like the better

[01:53:10] before that was such a fucked up combination that was actually such a

[01:53:33] fucked up combination I don't know I can't this game is making me hate my

[01:53:38] community I don't know I don't I maybe no more chaos mod it's making me hate you

[01:53:42] motherfuckers maybe no more of this you did this I thought you guys would be

[01:53:53] voting for helpful things mostly you okay that makes sense we did help you

[01:54:03] This isn't helpful. I'm drunk. You can't fucking hit anything or their car explodes that I need to not explode for the fucking mission, man

[01:54:09] Oh look at this shit. It's easy. See how I lock it in

[01:54:47] Jesus

[01:54:48] They get paid by

[01:54:59] They're not using my likeness. Oh

[01:55:13] good

[01:55:15] Good through this fucking jizzy mystery

[01:56:04] You know I could have done that if I would have locked it in a little bit I could have done

[01:56:14] that.

[01:56:15] Let's help him.

[01:56:28] Thank you chat.

[01:56:34] you help me chat help me this is bullshit I like your good honk job that's a

[01:56:59] really good honk job chat

[01:57:11] great honk job good job chat

[01:57:33] I

[01:58:00] The fucking cars going into orbit

[01:58:05] I know what you mean. Jumping through a mountain, eating a sword.

[01:58:11] Anyway, what's your question?

[01:58:12] Why did I do that?

[01:58:13] I don't know.

[01:58:14] There's some place I'd jump if I were you.

[01:58:21] I want to go to hell.

[01:58:22] Me too. By a refrigerator maker.

[01:58:25] One more to show.

[01:58:27] Any callers?

[01:58:28] No?

[01:58:32] This is for my diary in Sri Lanka.

[01:58:34] Sri Lanka?

[01:58:36] I have been called to services of a young man who has been my guide in pressure of his business travel.

[01:58:41] There is something very exotic about him.

[01:58:43] I

[01:59:13] I bring the hour of his lecture, and it seems he would rather become a fisherman than follow you in the big topic of life, but this general is a dead dog, so why is this a c***?

[01:59:31] See Jack, just to let you know, your hands the page about an elephant's mate, and have been really disturbed in making this slightly jealous of both parties.

[01:59:40] Hey! Has someone been stealing pages out of my journal? My producer is jealous and keeps stealing my stuff and lending it to people.

[01:59:47] This last week I had him saying government agents want to look at it. Now we're going off smash.

[01:59:53] Ah, we have a call from the Fox.

[01:59:56] It is

[02:00:14] Don't boys don't boys ha ha ha

[02:00:22] God

[02:00:24] I don't want dumb boys actual dummies

[02:00:38] On the next show we'll be discussing

[02:01:11] What are you doing to the whole yeah, I'm not just a fat slob

[02:01:36] I

[02:01:49] Thought I got called like

[02:02:06] I

[02:02:14] Jesus Christ

[02:02:17] Oh the Hawk moves

[02:02:24] Long to the mission

[02:02:48] This

[02:02:56] One a.k.a. Oh everyone. Oh you guys tried you fucking tried

[02:04:07] Oh

[02:04:20] You're rich. It's in the fucking water stop shooting at each other

[02:04:24] You know, and you keep saying hope from the streets. We know what dude everyone has a street in front of their house

[02:04:29] That doesn't make you cool. Oh, we got a comedian, huh?

[02:04:34] Oh, it's funny chat

[02:04:38] Yeah, just what just loses just they vote here to just make him lose. Yeah, it's funny

[02:04:45] Good one chat real comedians. I don't know you guys should be in front of the mic actually

[02:04:52] funny

[02:04:53] Yeah, just vote for just vote for this or just make him lose

[02:05:00] Yeah, it's funny good one play stupid games win stupid prizes. Are you calling this a stupid game?

[02:05:35] I don't what a house. How's what is that? This isn't the remake ha ha you got tricked huge jump

[02:06:11] I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I actually don't care. Don't care. Don't care

[02:06:35] That's what you guys drove me to that person died and it's your fault. Yep. Hey, that was on me

[02:07:06] Hey, you know what that was on me. That's on me

[02:07:50] All of them have been on you

[02:07:52] Yeah, oh yeah, I chose to send the fucking car into outer goddamn space

[02:08:06] You came watching and only two are voting

[02:08:08] Yep

[02:08:11] That's voting

[02:08:13] That's actually voting

[02:08:33] Pedal to the metal. Can I stop the fucking car?

[02:08:35] Oh

[02:08:55] God this mission is just too long to even be possible

[02:09:23] You can get lights up.

[02:09:24] Who's ready for the incredible Dribble's riot?

[02:09:27] Jeremy, can we come too?

[02:09:28] This is a journey.

[02:09:29] Just undertake alone.

[02:09:30] Can you turn and scare him?

[02:09:32] Split with the light.

[02:09:33] Die hard.

[02:09:34] Oh, wait and see.

[02:09:40] You'll be amazed.

[02:09:42] Drive the soup spot.

[02:09:43] Until 3am.

[02:09:49] Oh, I've done my fun.

[02:09:50] Oh!

[02:09:53] Someone's breaking into your home.

[02:09:55] One, it takes the police an average of 35 minutes

[02:09:59] to respond to a 911 call.

[02:10:01] In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife.

[02:10:04] smoke a cigarette flicker over and go in for seconds don't let the worst happen to you it is vital to

[02:10:09] you protect yourself do it the patriotic way good what the fuck

[02:10:14] you need to protect your family from the evils of a liberal society

[02:10:19] that is an absolutely overheld some machine

[02:10:22] murder, servicemen, and all men of the city missiles and just in to celebrate the call for

[02:10:27] thinking blue traits and what so you can protect your family of dark start the week off right

[02:10:32] away Monday

[02:10:56] Today marched on from Ford strutter after sunrise to a creek village where truth spot the savages and shot them like

[02:11:04] Yes

[02:11:17] But he's always loved history. Then I heard about grown man who liked to play with toy soldiers war is so interesting

[02:11:31] I built accurate recreation

[02:11:36] Okay

[02:11:47] of 1999 you get a starter pack along you to recreate the battle of your choice show you inability to deal with present-day problems by recreating scenes of the last lot of the

[02:11:56] Okay, we're doing it pedals. I think pedal is over

[02:13:30] What the hell did you take mirrored meds?

[02:13:39] Alright, pedal's over, okay, pedal's over, this has to be one of the hardest chaos

[02:14:00] That's my admissions.

[02:14:07] This is a bad one.

[02:14:19] That's true.

[02:14:31] Well, Santos Convention Center, it's Mike Andrews.

[02:14:46] Four people, stop complaining.

[02:14:48] Start leaving.

[02:14:49] You can't take the money with you when you die.

[02:14:54] He's changed millions of lives with his book, Rags, Orbitages.

[02:14:57] They saw a Basem in our feature's workshop on cooking potatoes.

[02:15:00] Sorry.

[02:15:01] They think all princesses and pharma is cynical baking.

[02:15:04] Instead of complaining about being poor, lady, enjoy it.

[02:15:07] Max, I can't feed my kids and the rest do.

[02:15:10] Whoa, bitch, settle it down.

[02:15:12] Are you saying this ain't the greatest country in the world?

[02:15:15] Wait, hold on, hold on! Wait, everyone!

[02:15:17] USA! USA!

[02:15:19] Program, such as, there's no rich people,

[02:15:24] but rich or miserable, play harmonica,

[02:15:26] and expect less of a cheap whore.

[02:15:28] See my Gantus live for only $200 payable

[02:15:31] and 10 installments reserved your seat today.

[02:15:33] Sexual realignment used to be by expense

[02:15:37] for every month and all of a few months,

[02:15:39] years of therapy, and you still ended up looking like a pregnant.

[02:15:43] Now you can have a woman inside come out in the piracy and come out of your own home and it's as fast as this.

[02:15:51] See now I'm a woman thanks to Rapodyne. This dual yourself sexual realignment kit includes

[02:15:57] everything you need to go from Brad to Brenda in a jet. It's just snip, chop, stuff and swallow and away you go.

[02:16:04] Different time chat.

[02:16:05] Rise your family with the new you. Comes with an instructional video, rusty knife and

[02:16:09] turnip to aspirants and 47 pounds of estrogen it's all you need for a time for change

[02:16:16] you are fast rapidite do yourself sexual real life

[02:16:20] you can be exactly who you want to be

[02:16:23] and a checkers in life sometimes you make the wrong move and get jumped

[02:16:29] imagine that being your first voice acting gig

[02:16:52] Automobiles, hour tools, all movies, children,

[02:16:54] fresh air, just size equipment, hats,

[02:16:56] corn, blushing, or a spleen, liver,

[02:16:58] a kidney, whooping, a cash on the spot.

[02:17:00] After all, some habits are expensive.

[02:17:03] We don't need proof of ownership.

[02:17:04] We're about the most basic exchange.

[02:17:07] Goods for money, we'll buy anything,

[02:17:09] including a dignity, a big old French region pie.

[02:17:15] My kids, we're not anything.

[02:17:17] Which is why mom keeps me in a clear base,

[02:17:20] so I won't run away.

[02:17:21] That's where Kate comes in.

[02:17:23] My sister's son got to 18 and just ran away.

[02:17:26] She was broken hearted.

[02:17:27] Now me and little Joshua celebrate every day with cake.

[02:17:31] He's my number one and you know this.

[02:17:34] Now he's not running anywhere.

[02:17:35] Why not celebrate with cake?

[02:17:37] Every day.

[02:17:38] Celebrate cake.

[02:17:48] The health gaming action is here.

[02:17:50] The color screen is just like real life.

[02:18:07] Play games like morning missile crisis.

[02:18:09] One eye master war.

[02:18:14] The score is...

[02:18:51] It's the fantasy game that's sweeping the country, the cavern of sorrow.

[02:18:54] Learn about our exciting history and have fun, too.

[02:18:57] I'm a holy warrior on a quest.

[02:18:59] Tell me if you don't believe what I do.

[02:19:01] You can't beat me, stupid.

[02:19:03] I'm invisible.

[02:19:04] I got invisibility seeing classes.

[02:19:06] Dumbass.

[02:19:07] Lodz had the wizard gave him to me.

[02:19:09] Remember our adventure?

[02:19:27] But why does it think so bad?

[02:19:29] It's a very hard year.

[02:19:32] I need something I could shoot out of the fucking car, man.

[02:19:56] Fist?

[02:20:07] It's morbid time.

[02:20:09] I think fucking God.

[02:20:10] Oh, this shit.

[02:20:19] Good job, chat.

[02:20:24] Lord.

[02:20:27] Longest mission.

[02:20:32] Thank you, chat.

[02:20:33] I'll never be mean to my chat ever again.

[02:20:37] Holy shit.

[02:20:40] No, I'll never be mean ever again.

[02:20:43] That was fucking miserable.

[02:20:49] It's true.

[02:20:53] Bench?

[02:20:54] Yeah, I should probably go to bed.

[02:20:58] I'll do one more mission.

[02:21:09] I'll do one more.

[02:21:17] You all right? Yeah.

[02:21:23] You got one more, mate.

[02:21:26] Ah!

[02:21:39] Oh no.

[02:22:07] My people will be expecting a visit.

[02:22:09] It's a plan man.

[02:22:11] Play it.

[02:22:13] I'll be there in a flash.

[02:22:29] Holy f-

[02:22:32] I don't think I've ever seen the bottom

[02:23:24] of the ocean floor of San Andreas.

[02:23:26] That's so long.

[02:23:36] It's like a...

[02:23:41] What the fuck? I'm on this shi-

[02:23:45] There's no way I'm saw- this is for a mission.

[02:23:47] Oh no.

[02:23:49] Am I soft locked?

[02:23:56] No? Okay.

[02:24:00] if I just jump off that was weird okay that was weird Skyrim CJ let's go let's

[02:24:46] fucking go

[02:25:03] now it's very important that you listen to me I ain't no week tired of me go

[02:25:09] oh what you think what you might think I'm just a pretty face to y'all is

[02:25:15] Is that your game?

[02:25:18] Now this here is the dumb muscle that I was talking about.

[02:25:21] Hey.

[02:25:22] T-bones, and in reverse, suck.

[02:25:26] Orally.

[02:25:27] Don't mind him.

[02:25:28] We go way back.

[02:25:29] Hey, hones, don't be such a beachy liability.

[02:25:32] Liability.

[02:25:33] Liability for what?

[02:25:34] Now there's three of us, and I'm getting 20%.

[02:25:36] What type of math is that?

[02:25:38] That's food math, Claire.

[02:25:41] You and math.

[02:25:42] I sell my soul to you guys.

[02:25:44] And that's what it's gonna come down to, huh?

[02:25:46] Screw me out of my third tune, I said.

[02:25:48] You knew the deal.

[02:25:50] You agreed.

[02:25:52] Besides, we coulda said 5%, to what we're doing.

[02:25:54] Hey, hey, hey, we got your tongue.

[02:25:58] You was bad at talking as he is at mathematics.

[02:26:02] Hey, you wanna make this shit personal, I said?

[02:26:05] Buh.

[02:26:06] Hello?

[02:26:07] Yeah.

[02:26:09] What?

[02:26:13] Oh, no, you don't.

[02:26:14] I invented that trick, baby.

[02:26:16] Carl put the cuss up in here.

[02:26:21] What do you mean this shit? It's been ambushed.

[02:26:23] We can't just go out there, T-Bone. It could be a DDA trap.

[02:26:26] To the ambush man.

[02:26:44] Let's fucking go.

[02:26:50] Fast as hell, boy.

[02:26:59] Alright, not that fast up there though.

[02:27:09] I agree. I like the flash one.

[02:27:11] Fun.

[02:27:12] I could just done it on foot.

[02:27:40] I'm gonna get ya.

[02:28:17] Actual helpful one from chat.

[02:28:31] St. Andrew is chopped and screwed.

[02:28:33] Jesus.

[02:29:09] No, no, no, no.

[02:29:11] Okay. Richard Timmons. Oh, R.R.P.

[02:31:43] Hold on, get it. I'm hitting it? I'm hitting it?

[02:31:58] I was hitting old.

[02:32:10] Fucking keyboard dyslexia.

[02:32:34] Redwood cigarettes

[02:33:10] Huge respect I can now run a gang good one chap

[02:33:39] I gotta pee and then

[02:34:35] Not bad

[02:34:39] Got all the zero missions done. I can live with that. I can live with that

[02:34:51] Vod and suggestions channel

[02:34:54] Yeah, okay

[02:34:59] We love you I love you guys

[02:35:02] Even though you pissed me off with the chaos mob, you know, I guess that's a point

[02:35:06] Sub-a-thon v-day one VOD sub-a-thon VODs before the sub-a-thons over you have Jack Artie

[02:35:30] money brand new prime saw

[02:35:33] All right, here ball my cover another one in suggestions what happened what happens in this what happens in that

[02:36:07] bitch excuse me chef in world out of you is that

[02:36:43] I'm getting pumped actually getting pumped. I'm actually getting pumped

[02:37:05] Sorry, I'm a little sleepy chap

[02:37:07] sleepy sleepy Christo

[02:37:13] One every time I saw some crazy ones today, man. I saw some fucking crazy ones today

[02:37:27] Oh, yeah, the 20 on the five that was actually crazy

[02:37:45] That actually was crazy

[02:38:06] Actually was

[02:38:17] No, I got enough for right now. I think I got enough for right now

[02:38:44] Just just fucking hates your

[02:39:04] All right, that'll be fun

[02:39:17] Some jackardingly

[02:39:20] I'm gonna go straight to bed. So hopefully I'm back here at a decent time. I feel it in my savings

[02:39:25] So I feel getting pushed further and further back. I don't want that. We got Mike. We got Mike blocked in tomorrow

[02:39:30] Whoo, I gotta get some sleep man. Thanks for hanging out. I miss if I if I get proof

[02:39:40] That he has my

[02:39:42] Voice line for a sub

[02:39:44] I

[02:39:47] I'm just gonna be real with

[02:39:51] Christ, so you gotta confirm that cool

[02:39:53] Christ, so you gotta confirm that cooler. Yeah, confirm the cool on that

[02:40:11] Just just one more to confirm the cool

[02:40:19] Yeah, the next one the next is the next one's gonna hit 100%

[02:40:26] 100% the next one hits

[02:40:29] Zero question about it. Have you tried to say how much?

[02:40:48] Yo, it actually did hit!

[02:40:53] When I got into the last fight, it actually did!

[02:40:58] The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.

[02:41:01] 16 out of 10? That's big!

[02:41:03] That actually did hit!

[02:41:06] 16 out of 10, god damn!

[02:41:10] Anymore? Anymore before I leave?

[02:41:20] No, congratulations, Christo on his first jackpot who do Bob Smith Vod. Yeah, I did

[02:41:31] this is so

[02:41:34] This is

[02:41:39] Simple Jordan

[02:41:56] I don't think I went for it

[02:42:01] Alright Mr. Stealer, I'll walk you out.

[02:42:03] Wait, he escaped.

[02:42:05] He's...

[02:42:07] What do you want to do, Trit?

[02:42:09] What is this? Hey Pat, to play this VOD to get cancelled?

[02:42:11] It's on the time period

[02:42:18] between when we saw him and the direction that we saw him traveling and his alibi being PDM.

[02:42:24] It was four years ago.

[02:42:27] I want to see the subs first.

[02:42:29] Oh, that's not bad.

[02:42:41] I just sound a little out of it.

[02:42:45] That's not bad. I just sound a little out of it.

[02:42:47] Just a little out of it. Maybe. Maybe I shouldn't play this Vod.

[02:42:56] Alright, I'm not going to play it. Volume up.

[02:43:05] Probably not a good one to play.

[02:43:08] Maybe, I don't remember this being so bad.

[02:43:15] So like, see it every time it's one.

[02:43:20] I don't play it, whatever, who cares.

[02:43:28] It's just a little voice. How bad can it be?

[02:43:31] It's the most watched Dorn Vod on the playlist.

[02:43:35] It's probably fine. It's probably fine.

[02:43:41] Alright, simple Jordan into Jack Gardingly into Chase Clowder.

[02:43:46] Yep, nice, those are all good.

[02:43:49] I'm just gonna make sure all my steam and all that ships off.

[02:44:01] Alright, I'm tired. I'm going the fuck to bad, boy.

[02:44:09] I should just hide this taskbar, right? Cause I hate how it pops up.

[02:44:13] pops up. And I just do that. Please. Auto hide. How do I do

[02:44:27] that? Taskar behaviors. Automatically hide the taskar. Oh,

[02:44:39] huge. Then keep the mouse off of it. Yeah, I don't know why I

[02:44:50] didn't think about that. But also, no one told me to do it.

[02:45:00] Good night. Volume up.

[02:45:03] What's going on? Any good news?

[02:48:37] Oh yeah, there's always good news, you know. Oh, good news.

[02:48:42] But I know you, man. Just chillin', just chillin'. I ain't seen you, man. I figured I'd come over and say what's up.

[02:48:47] Hey, what about my employees? You seen them? Where the fuck are they?

[02:48:50] Oh, they've been walking all day, Jordan. They've been walking. They just, they're just like, just left.

[02:48:56] I mean, ah, yeah, you almost got shot bitch. Yeah

[02:49:05] Apple's got hit by a cop car. He's talking about

[02:49:10] Disappeared somewhere

[02:49:14] Somebody down the stairs up here cop jumped off the top hit the light pole did a 360 180

[02:49:21] Air all the way over here. Apple was standing off to the side and landed right on top of it

[02:49:27] Boom, about crushed it with a motherfucker.

[02:49:31] I'm gonna call him.

[02:49:33] Yeah, hit him up.

[02:49:35] Alright man, hey, c'mon BJ, c'mon BJ number two.

[02:49:39] BJ number two.

[02:49:41] Alright chat.

[02:49:43] So I decided to install one of those fancy uh,

[02:49:47] visual mods that I paid for.

[02:49:51] And it looks good man.

[02:49:53] It looks good.

[02:49:55] These texture mods whoo glad I did this

[02:50:04] I thought I could just turn it off. I guess I couldn't my textures have to be set to normal

[02:50:16] But it's anything about that. It said this had to be

[02:50:33] Looks clean. Hmm

[02:50:36] So clean

[02:50:38] What did say here?

[02:50:42] Okay, let's see. Oh post effects has to be set to

[02:50:54] very high or ultra high

[02:50:56] that's look at that job and that's it baby that looks good it's so long

[02:51:20] Tanner I sit in short time I'm so sorry here let me post this the hell are you

[02:51:28] talking about you know I'm talking about hold down the lot oh alright so

[02:51:37] anyways new PC now this is the visual mod that everyone's been raving about the

[02:51:46] natural vision natural for what I'm not sure I don't know if this mod was made

[02:51:54] by some sort of spider person or well go on here um you think I did something

[02:52:08] wrong I literally followed it step-by-step normal textures okay all

[02:52:18] Alright, well maybe it's just one of those things where that, you know, that's just true.

[02:52:24] What do you mean, just texture quality normal?

[02:52:53] A restart? That's okay.

[02:52:57] That's not a big deal.

[02:52:58] Now's like the easiest time to get into the server.

[02:53:10] It's so easy.

[02:53:12] Look at how easy it is, Trapp.

[02:53:16] What are we eating? This is an apple?

[02:53:20] I think my body's dying.

[02:53:22] All I fucking crave is apples. This is my fourth one today.

[02:53:24] That's so long kind of Apple. I've listened to chat and

[02:53:39] I've they're right red delicious apples or garbage

[02:53:45] Fuji apples are superior

[02:53:50] Show food you want you want me to show it fucking Apple? You don't know what a fucking Apple looks like

[02:54:00] Am I not craving a $25 cheeseburger?

[02:54:05] First off no, I'm not

[02:54:09] Actually burgers have been uh burgers have been the least of like the least thing I can

[02:54:20] taste burgers are bland as shit to me right now so no not at all honey crisp is the best

[02:54:36] I don't like how soft honey crisp is organic apples I don't like organic fruit have you

[02:54:47] ever had an organic banana disgusting dude organic bananas are actually fucking gross

[02:54:53] Alright, let's see if this works. Maybe it's just one of those things.

[02:55:10] Oh!

[02:55:21] Doesn't look good so far.

[02:55:33] Dude, how? I don't know how this is so fucked up.

[02:55:40] I literally ju- All I did was, I did it step by fucking step.

[02:55:50] It's the post FX, you think?

[02:55:54] Put post FX to Ultra. Okay.

[02:55:57] That's so long.

[02:56:03] Okay.

[02:56:14] Look at that.

[02:56:16] And there it is.

[02:56:22] And there it fucking-

[02:56:23] This.

[02:56:24] Dude, I think it's just fucked up, I think. I don't know, maybe I'll have to talk to some.

[02:56:42] If I just change all this to normal.

[02:56:44] He didn't- and the guy didn't say I had to do this shit, though.

[02:56:52] Alright, I'll try it, but this is the last time.

[02:56:54] I don't- I don't- I don't chat- guys, I don't know what happened.

[02:57:07] You can't see shit at night? Yeah, I think it's cool though.

[02:57:13] I don't know.

[02:57:14] Go to Advanced Graphics and see if frame scaling is on.

[02:57:18] Oh god, I'm gonna have to reinstall everything.

[02:57:26] I get new shaders. Yeah

[02:57:35] How can you tell?

[02:57:39] Now it's fine. I think I think it's bits probably fine. I'll just delete everything

[02:57:59] Welcome to pent up premium. I tried to be fancy

[02:58:03] Live PD reaction stream. I don't know bro. Oh my god

[02:58:19] Jesus dude. I just cracked my neck and sounded terrifying

[02:58:25] I hope I'm feeling well, I should probably call this land, hold on, I think I'm buying

[02:58:35] a house right now, hold on, listen to the voicemail I guess.

[02:59:33] What's the address of the house, oh, now I think this lady wants me to Venmo me the

[02:59:46] security deposit though, and I'm like, so I'm going to send an Ashlin to make sure

[03:00:11] it's not a setup first, to take a look at the house.

[03:00:19] I'm going to send an Ashland to make sure it's not...

[03:00:26] She's not going to show up. She actually did.

[03:00:29] I sent her to look at a house last week, and Ashland showed up.

[03:00:38] But the person who was supposed to show the house didn't show up.

[03:00:48] What is this?

[03:00:50] Oh, this might be something.

[03:00:55] PSA announcement for any no-pixel streamers that want to make sure shit's installed properly just installing the 5M1 isn't going to work properly, so

[03:01:03] Wait, 5M is fucked up?

[03:01:05] 5M directory, like edit mode

[03:01:08] Drag this into here, and then after that you want to install this right there

[03:01:15] Did that?

[03:01:16] Optional add-ons, 5M pack, main package, mods, drag that to your 5M application data in the mods folder

[03:01:23] Drag that into there

[03:01:25] And then the main files time cycle shit. I'm gonna drag this into your main GTA 5 directory

[03:01:33] The EMB shit go on the low settings. I brought the money. So drag that into the GTA 5 directory and voila

[03:01:40] Your ankle. Oh

[03:01:43] That's it

[03:01:45] And that's it chat. That's all you have to do

[03:02:03] Before anything revert post FX setting what do you mean revert it? Oh?

[03:02:16] wait hold on I can see now what's happening wait hold on a second did it

[03:02:26] didn't work maybe look at how good it looks oh my god it looks so good oh my

[03:02:50] god am I playing a game or is this real life you guys ever slept in a hotel

[03:03:04] like this wow we did it chat look at how different everything looks all right

[03:03:27] You guys want to actually role-play or something?

[03:03:32] Officer Mack ordered something to open up. Jesus I have a lot of text

[03:03:43] That's so long. I'm gonna save Apple's number. That's a good step. That's a good step to playing Jordan

[03:04:06] Apple's what the hell's going on? What did I hear about you getting thrown off a building?

[03:04:12] What was this?

[03:04:14] Shit's happening me. All right. All right. Where are you? We should probably

[03:04:18] Probably, uh, I'm coming right now.

[03:04:22] We need to talk before you take your weekend off.

[03:04:24] Alright, perfect.

[03:04:25] And that wasn't my plan on the fucking weekend, what an asshole.

[03:04:34] Why?

[03:04:35] You guys keep spamming this fucking clip.

[03:04:36] Alright.

[03:04:37] Isn't this old?

[03:04:52] What a bitch.

[03:05:05] I'm going to fertilize that grass with her fucking brains.

[03:05:29] What are you doing?

[03:05:30] What?

[03:05:31] You never do that?

[03:05:32] Uh, shit.

[03:05:33] Good.

[03:05:34] Good, good, good.

[03:05:39] What the hell is going on over here?

[03:05:41] Having a heated debate

[03:05:44] Okay, what are you talking about? I don't want this bitch Natalie working on the lot Louis vouchers for her

[03:05:49] So we're gonna let it happen, but when she snakes us out, I'm gonna make that wheelchair a permanent fixture in his life

[03:05:55] Well, I haven't talked about it yet, so it just might be a turn good terms who the fuck who who is what's her name?

[03:06:03] Natalie Markle actually she passed her employee evaluations. Yeah, she didn't pass the loyalty test. Where is she?

[03:06:10] I don't know driving around her stupid. She's not even here. She's probably doing some taxis

[03:06:15] Well, she test is important who fired her copper pot. Yeah

[03:06:20] Why'd you fire her she comes in a lot going copper pot keep in mind she actually hates you she goes copper pot

[03:06:26] I want to work here so bad. I've never want to work anywhere work anywhere else in my life

[03:06:30] I love this place. Let me work here. I don't blame her. I don't blame her

[03:06:33] Why she hate me?

[03:06:35] You know when you were cop and you did all that stuff

[03:06:40] you know anyway so what did I even do that was that bad look let me finish this fucking story

[03:06:46] and then we can talk about your past transgressions all right so because that's just shady that's

[03:06:55] wicked sus we do a loyalty test and she's like no i'm not doing this and then she said and i'm

[03:07:03] not doing any crime on the lot which is fine and she said i'm not going to be involved in any

[03:07:08] crime shit no crime that's that's usually a bad story that usually ends one

[03:07:14] way and then so I tell her okay this isn't gonna work out my lot you're fired

[03:07:18] she's right pissy about it tries to argue with me then I banish her she comes

[03:07:22] back to the lot when I'm not here and snakes her way into Louie and apples

[03:07:27] DMs trying to get back on the lot hey I said I'm neutral about the bitch and

[03:07:32] now Louise out you're trying to vouch for her cuz he's no oh my god

[03:07:36] kick the chimes by the pussy

[03:07:38] hey, let's do it again

[03:07:40] first off, she probably didn't want to do a crime because she's a PDM employee

[03:07:45] right, that's pretty good money

[03:07:47] you know, I assume she just wanted to work the lot

[03:07:50] let some people park

[03:07:51] you just watched her and said that she'll sell coke for us if we want her to

[03:07:55] I'm just saying, that's probably why she didn't want to do that with you

[03:07:59] what?

[03:08:00] but I know for a fact, she's done a lot of crime in her past

[03:08:04] a lot

[03:08:05] crime. Oh, I mean, she's not a truck. I don't even know what a big truck looks like. There's

[03:08:13] no those trucks with the money sign on the back of it. Why would they do that? They're

[03:08:19] just advertising that they got money on it. Look, yeah. All right, you guys keep talking

[03:08:26] amongst yourselves. Give me a second. We've already hired her back. She's back. Well,

[03:08:30] Okay, I'm gonna have some tests of my own

[03:08:36] Listen, I need to take a quick hard nap in that bush. I did it. I'm too afraid to look at the wreckage

[03:08:52] It's badly. It's really bad

[03:08:55] right chef

[03:09:57] Got a house in Austin approved for I'm not gonna make it

[03:10:07] I'm not gonna make it till July. I don't think

[03:10:12] Rip stream listen that happened with six people. All right

[03:10:16] Hey, what's going on mission still?

[03:10:23] Who's this Natalie bitch?

[03:10:26] She's a taxi driver. She's a friend of mine. We got a radio Louie enough

[03:10:32] Yeah, we're on three nine nine point nine bro. Where is everyone?

[03:10:42] They're over there behind the wall over there. How's your day going sir? Not good. Oh

[03:10:53] No, I don't want to talk about it

[03:10:56] Copperpot

[03:11:00] We gonna talk

[03:11:02] No, no, no, we all need to talk. We are waiting for Charlie to come back and give Louis like $10,000

[03:11:08] I'm gonna kidnap Charlie right fucking now. Oh, okay. Let me get the money first. What is this all about?

[03:11:14] What is he would do? Did he run you over?

[03:11:19] He fucked with the disabled big operation this weekend throughout the whole operation listen

[03:11:23] There's a history of the PD doing this now Valentine told me to leave the hospital yesterday

[03:11:27] Oh, shit, he said my mobility scooter wasn't actually a scooter. It was a toy

[03:11:33] Calling me all kinds of names. I

[03:11:36] Think we can go to court. I don't care about any of this goddamn it. Look operation

[03:11:41] Hostile takeover operation weekend operation

[03:11:46] It's a working time with my traffic stuff are right draws. I suggest everyone in chat get pulled over if they need

[03:11:54] Congrats on house approval

[03:11:57] days all day all weekend look I got a church I got a church thing on Sunday I

[03:12:03] gotta go to I don't actually work for you so I should probably shouldn't listen

[03:12:07] to this no no no no no no you can listen to this who is this man this is

[03:12:11] Sully works for rooster cab but he's one of the good ones we like him I'm

[03:12:15] made up I'm made up to like Monday I think to I pay my five are we not at war

[03:12:20] with this man no we're not we're we have war with these words we might be

[03:12:25] with BBC now I talked to flop yesterday I don't know I mean we need we're just

[03:12:29] good now look you you have problems with all the wars that we were into so I

[03:12:33] tried my damn I didn't have problems with it okay I liked it okay we'll just

[03:12:39] fucking restart them again I don't know you get any more of that you know

[03:12:42] the white stuff since we're all here yeah I got some more could use a bag I

[03:12:46] could use a bag you know just a bump 1,000 only are you using one for a

[03:12:51] I'm 350 this is better. This is better. This is better. I got something else. I got something else better. What is it? It's better

[03:12:59] What is it? It's double the price, but it's better trust me. Well, I need to know what I'm buying here

[03:13:04] And no no Louis. It's just the party just for you know, I'm just gonna get it just get a thousand dollars

[03:13:08] Just trust me you want it you've now you've never been I've ninety two dollars in my pocket. Let me go to the bank

[03:13:16] Okay, this if this really clucks me up that you know, you know a thousand dollars

[03:13:20] I'm telling you it's better, right? I trust me. It's not whatever, but I'm telling you it is

[03:13:25] It's Jordan. It's better. What is it?

[03:13:28] Oh shit, that is better, right?

[03:13:37] How's it going everyone

[03:13:59] Hey there guy

[03:14:01] buddy all right now I need to find

[03:14:11] someone in Austin they'll go look at

[03:14:13] this home for me okay I've had two

[03:14:17] people of two groups so far Max and

[03:14:20] Amanda they did very well we're very

[03:14:24] thorough and I said Ashlyn she showed

[03:14:29] up the homeowner was unaware that or

[03:14:36] Not the homeowner, but the people currently living there

[03:14:40] Completely unaware that she was coming and she sat in her car for 15 minutes in a red bandana because she didn't have a mask

[03:14:49] While this man and his nine month pregnant wife stared out the window at her

[03:14:54] So I

[03:15:01] hmm

[03:15:02] Stuff Cole fuck Texas moved to LA. I

[03:15:09] Don't know if that's a move I

[03:15:11] I feel like move to Texas visit LA. I feel like that's that that's that's the move

[03:15:49] I know what it means it means the police are coming

[03:15:53] But sully doesn't know that

[03:16:03] You know the first time you ever got high

[03:16:05] It's gonna be like right to this day. There's your money, sir. Well not this time you won't

[03:16:13] Fuck me up. Oh, this is good shit. Alright, this isn't because I'm going to a party. There's gonna be girls there

[03:16:17] I don't be like throwing up of myself. Is this like an upper or down or is this it's an upper, but it's like

[03:16:23] Coke but like way better, man

[03:16:25] Well, what would you cut it with just just don't worry about it? Okay?

[03:16:29] The only thing you need to do is cut it up and put it up your nose

[03:16:31] Is there like more smoke algae pills in this like what is this? It's good shit. All right. Don't worry about it. Okay

[03:16:40] It is more expensive. Yes, it's worth the money trust me

[03:16:43] All right. Well, I mean if it's good good to go. I'll call you back. All right. Yeah, I got I got more

[03:16:49] I got it on back. Okay. All right

[03:16:52] because like

[03:16:54] Yeah, I trust you I trust you usually get stuff from cheaper, but you tell me it's cut

[03:17:01] Tell me it's cut differently. It's good. It's good. It's not stepped on. Oh shit. Are you a snitch?

[03:17:07] Now they're tired Louis called the police to talk to him about that. Oh scooter or something

[03:17:12] Look at my record. I have no snitch. All right. All right. All right. All right. Good shit. I'll call you back

[03:17:17] Yeah, yeah, when's that party? Oh

[03:17:20] Shortly he keep me on speed though. You're a little more than shit. All right

[03:17:24] Who the fuck is that? I scream the word settle at it

[03:17:28] $50,000. Yeah, who is that?

[03:17:31] Who is this ready?

[03:17:35] Ready, how's you ready? Why am I hearing about you fucking of my employees, huh? Hello?

[03:17:44] You know anyone here this fucking

[03:17:48] Stupid he forgot how to talk

[03:17:51] What do you mean settle?

[03:17:53] What do you mean? What do we need the apples the money that you owe what money?

[03:18:03] Also one time you and Francis you set me on fire while I was alive. It was a whole thing

[03:18:11] You remember that

[03:18:15] We're gonna remember soon bitch

[03:18:18] You're not gonna have fucking eyebrows or hair none of it. You're gonna be a fucking burn victim pussy

[03:18:22] I'm coming after your ass. What are you talking about?

[03:18:29] It's 2020 I've been just waiting on the right time do it I'm gonna admit to fucking you up

[03:18:33] And people are gonna call me a hero.

[03:18:35] What the fuck is going on here?

[03:18:40] What are you talking about?

[03:18:42] Are you giving me money or not?

[03:18:44] I gave you 5,000 apples.

[03:18:46] That was a lot of time you hit me.

[03:18:47] Steal his fucking car.

[03:18:48] Yeah, steal his car.

[03:18:49] Steal his fucking car.

[03:18:51] Don't steal the car.

[03:18:53] Steal his fucking car.

[03:18:54] Okay.

[03:18:55] Lady, don't go near the car.

[03:18:57] Does anyone have gas?

[03:18:58] Torch his fucking car.

[03:18:59] No, I've got a car.

[03:19:00] Torch the fucking car.

[03:19:01] Lady.

[03:19:02] He's reaching.

[03:19:03] Lady.

[03:19:04] Anyone have gas gas

[03:19:10] All right, so if you just settle up bitch I already did I gave you 5,000 sorry

[03:19:16] Ready are you really forgetting you hit him a second time?

[03:19:18] When did I hit him a second time you?

[03:19:21] Into him. It's when you thought I was on my phone even tried to bribe copper pot

[03:19:25] You said how much I have to pay you to not write anything about $10,000 to forget it

[03:19:29] And then on the way to get $10,000. That's when you hit his mobility scooter

[03:19:32] So that's gonna make $10,000 to forget and $10,000 to Louis first scooter 50s out. It's a scooter

[03:19:41] It's a medical device that's expensive

[03:19:45] I'll pay for their parents go to court for fucking up a disabled man's scooter

[03:19:54] Don't torch my car

[03:19:56] is another... no don't go get gas

[03:19:58] don't get some gas

[03:20:00] someone go get some fucking gas

[03:20:02] god damn it, what the hell is going on

[03:20:04] we want our money

[03:20:06] money!

[03:20:08] are we sure he needs to be in a wheelchair?

[03:20:10] oh my!

[03:20:13] what a cute little kid

[03:20:15] you need to be in a short bus mother fucker

[03:20:17] we're sure of that

[03:20:19] we're sure of that shit

[03:20:21] okay look all I'm saying is

[03:20:23] we gotta... I want some proof here

[03:20:25] I want some proof here of what?

[03:20:29] What do you want proof of?

[03:20:31] Disabled. Oh my god!

[03:20:33] Oh my god! Jesus Christ!

[03:20:35] Holy shit!

[03:20:37] What the hell is that?

[03:20:39] I'm sorry, are you asking for his papers right now?

[03:20:41] Not right now.

[03:20:43] Not right now? No, no.

[03:20:45] Look at him!

[03:20:47] He's in a chicken outfit.

[03:20:49] We got proof of your disabilized motherfucker?

[03:20:51] What? You can't just see?

[03:20:53] Look at look what happened to him. Oh, yeah, it was

[03:21:02] Unfortunately, I tried to investigate that

[03:21:07] So I've got a deal with the police or something

[03:21:12] What I don't know. I don't know what's the police. I don't know what's going on

[03:21:17] He was looking for like a hundred thousand he gets like a hundred thousand a week for something

[03:21:25] I'm writing I'm fucking writing in the street. What he gets like a hundred grand a week from his company

[03:21:33] Bring the gas over here

[03:21:41] Whoever torches the car first gets a raise. Oh don't touch that

[03:21:48] You all go to jail

[03:21:50] go to jail. Torch that fucking car. If you do that shit, he won't tase you up. He's not going to tase you up. Listen hold on a second. We are saying that if you start to go for pouring that gas I will tase you. Torch the car! Torch the fucking car! Shit.

[03:22:15] All right, all right, everyone relax. I've hurt my thigh. Oh

[03:22:22] Oh, oh shit. Oh my god

[03:22:27] Jesus

[03:22:29] I'm not doing anything. I'm not hands up everyone

[03:22:34] Nobody shot nobody shot nobody shot nobody shot everyone's

[03:22:39] You were shooting at Louie!

[03:22:41] Oh, damn it. Maybe GSR testing you.

[03:22:45] You're a GSR the person in handcuffs?

[03:22:47] What the fuck?

[03:22:48] Yeah, how the fuck would I have shot? You've tased me in the face.

[03:22:51] I don't know. Somebody shot, alright?

[03:22:54] Look, nobody shot.

[03:22:56] Alright, everyone's getting GSR'd.

[03:22:58] You're positive for GSR!

[03:23:00] Yeah, it's probably behind me.

[03:23:01] Probably the gas. Same to you.

[03:23:03] Same to you, I have.

[03:23:04] Alright.

[03:23:05] The gas.

[03:23:07] Looked already, I'm gonna get out of here.

[03:23:09] What is this? You got a legal gun on you?

[03:23:12] What a sober bitch!

[03:23:26] We're gonna go to jail.

[03:23:28] Everybody.

[03:23:34] What?

[03:23:35] Why did she even want to jail? What did she even do that was bad?

[03:23:37] She put her way out of my car!

[03:23:39] How is that against the law?

[03:23:41] Well, she's gonna blow it up. What do you mean?

[03:23:43] Oh, she was?

[03:23:44] The government property.

[03:23:45] The car looks fine to me.

[03:23:46] I can't drive.

[03:23:47] What's wrong with the, uh, spark car?

[03:23:49] What's wrong with the car?

[03:23:51] What do you mean? There's gasoline on it.

[03:23:53] So?

[03:23:54] It's dangerous.

[03:23:55] Never you've never spilled gasoline. It's just gas. You fucking idiot. You're spilled gasoline on a fucking engine or

[03:24:06] Yeah, on accident

[03:24:10] Have you never mowed a yard

[03:24:14] All right, you never

[03:24:17] Know she doesn't

[03:24:19] Wow, that's me going on that.

[03:24:23] That was my grandfather's, that's an airplane.

[03:24:25] Listen, just let her go, Tourette.

[03:24:26] You're escalating this whole situation.

[03:24:28] You come over here, you run over a man in a wheelchair.

[03:24:34] Someone's just getting murdered.

[03:24:37] You're escalating.

[03:24:40] Can I get a pickup at a garage queue, please?

[03:24:43] No, we don't need a pickup.

[03:24:45] There's gasoline on it.

[03:24:47] Yeah, I do. $600.

[03:24:51] Why not?

[03:24:55] All right, can I GSR test you, Jordan?

[03:24:58] No.

[03:25:00] Well, you're at the scene of a shooting.

[03:25:02] Right.

[03:25:03] So I can GSR you.

[03:25:04] This is a huge misunderstanding.

[03:25:07] Yes, I can.

[03:25:08] No.

[03:25:10] Jordan, don't make me put you in cuffs.

[03:25:11] Why are you escalating this situation?

[03:25:13] I'm not escalating.

[03:25:14] Somebody shot a gun in front of me

[03:25:16] when I had something to cuss me.

[03:25:16] Yeah, and if you were in a good job,

[03:25:17] you would have known who did it.

[03:25:19] But you're a bad cop, so you gotta go around

[03:25:21] and you got GSR everyone like a pussy.

[03:25:23] I'm working on it.

[03:25:24] It's the valuable fucking time.

[03:25:25] There's DNA.

[03:25:26] What the fuck?

[03:25:27] There's blood.

[03:25:28] Yeah, people get shot every day.

[03:25:30] Ready?

[03:25:31] What am I even in custody for, for like, trying to gas your car up?

[03:25:36] Hey, baby.

[03:25:37] Anyways, come on, everyone, on to the lot.

[03:25:52] All right.

[03:25:54] Does anyone have any bandages?

[03:25:56] I do.

[03:25:58] Come on, we got a big day.

[03:26:01] Big, big day.

[03:26:02] Big weekend.

[03:26:03] Oh, no.

[03:26:04] now oh Louie hey you poor thing give me the tree boys oh you feel bad for Louie

[03:26:14] too what no yeah who did that to him

[03:26:22] shall I probably probably no I know wait you can attack again was sad but

[03:26:30] I was sad, we know this already.

[03:26:32] Okay, okay.

[03:26:33] That motherfucker.

[03:26:34] Alright, I'm going to the hospital. Fuck this.

[03:26:36] You know what he said to me, Betty?

[03:26:38] I'll be back.

[03:26:39] Alright.

[03:26:40] He said, he said, Louie, I'm sorry.

[03:26:42] And I was like,

[03:26:43] Summon Ash.

[03:26:53] Ash woulda torched that car.

[03:26:55] No questions asked.

[03:26:56] No questions asked.

[03:27:11] That's already, you fucking suck.

[03:27:12] Can you pull this out?

[03:27:13] What the fuck?

[03:27:14] Three, two, one.

[03:27:16] He just walked away without figuring out who shot at you?

[03:27:19] God, you're a pussy.

[03:27:22] I didn't have, we don't have the resources

[03:27:23] to deal with this, Jordan.

[03:27:25] There's only like two of us.

[03:27:26] I guess brain cells are considered a resource.

[03:27:29] OK.

[03:27:31] Limited at the PD, that's for sure.

[03:27:33] We'll get them.

[03:27:34] Very limited resource.

[03:27:41] I like the teal hair.

[03:27:42] I don't know, we've got this officer over here

[03:27:46] who like asked me to gas his car up,

[03:27:47] and I can tell him about it.

[03:27:49] I didn't ask you to, why would I ask him for gasoline

[03:27:52] top of my car. Oh shit boys we got one coming up. We got one boys. We got one coming up boys.

[03:28:27] Look at this shit. Look at this. Oh yeah round two. Actually round five.

[03:28:37] Jordan Steele versus the Los Santos Police Department. Let's go baby. Jordan Steele performing

[03:28:45] his duties as a tow operator. Removing an illegally parked vehicle in front of 24-7

[03:28:52] in Lowell Soul, unbeknownst to the plaintiff, Jordan Steele.

[03:28:56] There was a robbery occurring at the location while Mr. Steele was maneuvering his tow truck

[03:29:01] to load the illegally parked vehicle on his truck.

[03:29:05] Cops arrived in response to the robbery.

[03:29:08] Plaintiff Steele.

[03:29:09] Where was I?

[03:29:10] I lost my spot.

[03:29:11] Anyway, you guys know what happened.

[03:29:18] All right.

[03:29:19] You guys know what happened.

[03:29:21] Heh.

[03:29:23] What- how much are we suing for?

[03:29:32] It doesn't say!

[03:29:36] Does it?

[03:29:36] Oh, that does say.

[03:29:38] 150?

[03:29:39] Boom.

[03:29:44] Easiest 150 in my fuckin' life.

[03:29:50] Easy.

[03:29:51] Into the terrorism fun, boys.

[03:30:00] Did I do the Wrangler Report?

[03:30:02] Ha ha ha ha.

[03:30:03] Wow, this looks- this is a good-looking mod.

[03:30:36] Does the game look different?

[03:30:38] Heh. I don't know if it does.

[03:30:44] No?

[03:30:45] I don't think it does.

[03:30:48] Not even a little.

[03:30:49] All right, everyone gather around apples. Yeah

[03:31:21] This weekend look at this. We got a big mission. All right

[03:31:25] Hostile tea takeover we're going there and we're just gonna run

[03:31:33] Think about this

[03:31:36] About the race or whatever it was

[03:31:38] Let me finish up, let me finish my thought alright, the race is a good story.

[03:31:42] Tell the story afterwards alright.

[03:31:44] What do countries do when they go to war with other countries?

[03:31:48] They shoot them.

[03:31:50] Exactly, but what do they do first?

[03:31:52] They torture, they false flag and act like that country is the instigator.

[03:31:56] So that we're just retaliating based on their...

[03:31:59] They show up, they just show the fuck up.

[03:32:01] Oh right right.

[03:32:02] They just show up.

[03:32:04] Why are you invade?

[03:32:06] We invade. We have to occupy garage T.

[03:32:11] I like it.

[03:32:12] Alright.

[03:32:12] Okay, alright.

[03:32:13] So-

[03:32:14] We'll be-

[03:32:14] If you think about it, we already did the false lagging thing.

[03:32:17] Yeah.

[03:32:17] So, the occupy that-

[03:32:18] Yeah.

[03:32:19] We're just gonna go occupy it.

[03:32:20] We're just gonna show up.

[03:32:23] And we're gonna make people pay.

[03:32:25] Oh shit.

[03:32:26] Uh-huh.

[03:32:27] So what happens when-

[03:32:28] Okay.

[03:32:28] Yeah, what happens when the-

[03:32:29] That's fine.

[03:32:30] I haven't been lucked.

[03:32:32] When they go and tell Choi that

[03:32:34] garage T people are making people pay-

[03:32:35] Then it's Choi's move, bitch.

[03:32:37] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[03:32:40] HEY, LIVERAIT TEA!

[03:32:42] Are we occupying it as, as, you know, us?

[03:32:45] Oh, we are.

[03:32:47] Oh, shit.

[03:32:47] Let's look at this pussy-footin' around.

[03:32:49] Alright, alright.

[03:32:51] It's time to move!

[03:32:52] Time for action!

[03:32:53] It's like, uh, we go to my stash house, we get those APs.

[03:32:56] We've heard...

[03:32:58] of the T-boys...

[03:33:01] and what they're doing there.

[03:33:03] We're not occupying it, we're liberating it.

[03:33:05] Right! Like heroes.

[03:33:07] Like heroes we're heroes. We're freedom fighters. Okay, so this is what we need to do. All right, we need

[03:33:15] We're split off it. I'm going to T. We need T group QQ group. All right, or stay on the radio, okay?

[03:33:22] All right

[03:33:24] And that's that's that's that's how we're gonna do we're gonna we're gonna split

[03:33:28] Communication all weekend. All right

[03:33:31] Heavy presence at T for at T at all time. Okay?

[03:33:34] okay all right who's coming with me I would love to but give it my you should

[03:33:42] probably say you should probably say here don't worry I'm gonna change my

[03:33:48] outfit first I already have all concepts okay show up as patriotic I'm

[03:33:53] stupid don't worry about it you'll see I can help you out okay

[03:33:59] How many other employees do we have? Right now, uh, it was Tanner around Tanner

[03:34:06] This is what we're gonna do. All right. $50 added on to the existing weekly

[03:34:18] payment to use T. All right. Weekly. Hmm. It's hazard pay. What about, wait, so it'd

[03:34:26] be $5.50 for steel. $5.50 for steel security now. What about the day pass? And think about

[03:34:31] What about the day pass day pass is non-transferable between lots that's how we do it

[03:34:37] Day pass applies to one lot only that's still 200 200

[03:34:43] All right, I like it. It's good. How many how many clients do we have?

[03:34:50] What a lot a lot of them are also like a hundred ninety expired

[03:34:54] $192 Jesus plus an extra $50 a week we just increased our profits $2,000

[03:35:04] look at that ooh that's a good money a week that's good money that's good goddamn

[03:35:13] money it's actually what I woke up with all right

[03:35:17] What about racists?

[03:35:21] What?

[03:35:22] No, races.

[03:35:23] No, races.

[03:35:24] In a race.

[03:35:25] Louis's handicap.

[03:35:26] You guys are doing what?

[03:35:28] What?

[03:35:29] We're racing.

[03:35:30] You're what?

[03:35:31] We're doing race shit.

[03:35:32] We're racing.

[03:35:33] We're doing, instead of lot wars, we're racing and doing race wars.

[03:35:36] Oh, okay.

[03:35:37] Alright.

[03:35:38] Right.

[03:35:39] Because Louis's handicap, and Troy is too, so we challenged her to a handicap

[03:35:42] off.

[03:35:43] So they had a race on mobility scooters.

[03:35:45] You guys did a special Olympics?

[03:35:47] Yep.

[03:35:48] Who won and I would good shit. That's right. Troy is going back on the terms. So we have to do it, baby

[03:35:56] What do you mean? What were the terms? Okay? The terms was if Troy won

[03:36:01] We would have to leave garage tea alone forever

[03:36:05] And if we win she has to pay for new grass because she keeps fucking up our grass

[03:36:12] And we we beat her ass and she went I'm not paying shit and just wrote off

[03:36:17] We have witnesses. Hmm. There was a verbal agreement.

[03:36:23] All we need is a gardener down here. Give us a quote. We take her to small claims.

[03:36:28] Oh my God. I used to be engaged to Johnny Fahrenheit, who is the chief of gardening at MRPD.

[03:36:35] Perfect. I'm gonna get you down here. See how much the grass is gonna cost.

[03:36:40] sue that bitch for money Johnny Fahrenheit yeah yeah hasn't been around in a

[03:36:52] really long time oh fuck well then help us I stop coming around so that might

[03:36:59] have been what an awful idea hey hey hey hey we have papers that prove we paid

[03:37:04] a $10,000 for our grass last time there we go did we do that yeah I

[03:37:14] I paid the angel dusters $10,000

[03:37:16] Oh shit!

[03:37:17] To do our grass

[03:37:18] Oh my god that's true

[03:37:23] So there we go

[03:37:24] 10 grand

[03:37:26] I'm getting down there

[03:37:27] I'm getting the fuck down there

[03:37:29] To where?

[03:37:30] Tea!

[03:37:31] Hostile tea takeover weekend

[03:37:34] Meet me at front

[03:37:38] That's fine meet me at tea

[03:37:40] Okay

[03:37:41] Don't worry I'm gonna hold it down

[03:37:44] I wanna get body armor for all of us

[03:37:56] I'm sure he's already popping off on Twitter.

[03:38:01] Heh. Heh.

[03:38:03] Heh. Heh. Heh.

[03:38:05] Yeah, I don't know. I think this game looks better.

[03:38:12] Look at it's kind of blurry.

[03:38:14] That means it's fast.

[03:38:37] See how blurry that was?

[03:38:52] What if someone held down the mega-mull?

[03:38:55] Oh wait, Moon did that.

[03:39:03] It just looks a little more saturated.

[03:39:05] That's true, it kind of does.

[03:39:07] Yo, obsolete!

[03:39:10] Five gifted!

[03:39:14] I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking world out of you

[03:39:21] What the fuck are you five gifted shit?

[03:39:26] 3k almost the dream

[03:39:30] Almost alive. Thank you for those five gifted subs. Who is he?

[03:39:43] Thank you so much for the five gifted. Oh, I was gonna start the stream at three today, but then I took a nap

[03:39:58] who said that shit yeah it's me what are you doing here this guy needs to pay

[03:40:22] I'm reading this rice I guess okay who is this woman

[03:40:28] hey how's it going hey hey okay it's all right there's a lot of voices all

[03:40:37] right over tea right now let's run what are you doing no I'm not parked here

[03:40:45] where's your car okay I lied it's parked or you're on to me oh so you're

[03:40:50] just gonna fucking lie to me like an asshole huh oh you're gonna lie to me

[03:40:53] you've got to be my whole life dad hold on a second cops are here we want to

[03:41:02] ready she's coming to get you I'm trying to clear this up from the

[03:41:10] shooting earlier you're still worried about this fucking shooting yes I am

[03:41:15] watch the T boys alright why don't you worry about the T boys don't fuck what

[03:41:21] T-boy look why are you what he's trying to grab my hips anyone near you all right

[03:41:27] look what do you want ready I want to see yeah can I check on your guns no what

[03:41:34] are you doing here ready I'm coming after I gotta talk to you guys because

[03:41:38] One of you guys you're just making yourself seem stupid right now

[03:41:42] There's only a couple people

[03:41:45] No, I didn't check you for a resident. You're coming off as real fucking stupid

[03:41:50] How is it every time you open your mouth? You just come off as more stupid. I don't understand

[03:41:54] There's only two people there that had a gun license. Okay, Jordan, right either you or copper pot

[03:42:00] So if you just show me

[03:42:03] Hell yeah, hell yeah, bitch

[03:42:06] He saw east side. Can I say that? Can I say that? Yeah, you scream that he's died

[03:42:15] No, what are you doing?

[03:42:36] You're such a punk, bitch

[03:43:06] Who's Apple's you're both right now by the way, okay, we'll leave

[03:43:15] All right, try to try to make some questions for you for whatever he's investigating

[03:43:19] So let's let's just walk off the lot here. So you don't get arrested for trespassing. All right

[03:43:31] True that's not true. That's a rap lyric. I'm protect. I'm allowed to say that

[03:43:36] That's a rap lyric

[03:43:40] I tweeted out I tweeted out a rap lyric

[03:43:44] The Supreme Court says I'm allowed to say that

[03:43:57] I'm literally just moving my car everything's fine

[03:44:00] Full PD shows up dude. I'm excited for Occupy T

[03:44:35] I figure I mean this is what you do in wars right you just show up

[03:44:52] Hey, how much more that

[03:44:54] Exactly, exactly right look don't worry. I don't need

[03:44:58] Okay

[03:44:59] I might be hitting you up later, but I mean a thousand's a little steep you give me like me too. Oh shit. What's up officer?

[03:45:05] Jordan tell this dumbass to whisper who this guy the guy who's asking you how much you have left of that shit

[03:45:15] Yeah, he mad party passes

[03:45:18] Jesus Christ. Tell him to whisper Jesus Sully trying to get us both

[03:45:23] I don't know what he's talking about

[03:45:26] Very normal conversational. Okay, it's fine. It's okay

[03:45:30] We'll for it's already

[03:45:33] How come Rami ran you over and you're detaining me

[03:45:37] You'll punk bitch

[03:45:40] Because there's four of them and they all probably have fucking

[03:45:45] What the hell does that mean millions millions of what do us?

[03:45:49] What's us freedom fighters liberators freedom fighters here? This is Gemini

[03:45:54] Handcrafts by the way. She's in jail. You can get those back when she gets out of jail

[03:45:59] All right, you know I'm gonna do these right?

[03:46:02] What hey don't apples. What are you saying? What are you saying to him?

[03:46:11] Oh my god

[03:46:13] We are liberating this parking lot

[03:46:18] We are liberating this parking lot there have been multiple attacks by terrorists here

[03:46:21] We are here to protect people joy does not give a fuck about her own land

[03:46:25] I'll try to get back in the fuck about her own people. We are here to do the job that she should be doing

[03:46:30] We are liberating this line

[03:46:33] All right, so Jordan you understand that if we catch you on the lot again

[03:46:37] We're gonna have to site you and possibly even arrest you for trespassing. Well, you know who wasn't allowed to be on a bus

[03:46:43] Who she did it anyways? She did it anyways, all right? Are you harassing my boss?

[03:46:53] So I know I wasn't allowed

[03:46:55] to uh someone help me out here listen a lot what ride the bus listen all I'm

[03:47:05] saying is that sometimes in history often in history every time in history

[03:47:11] someone breaking the law captain America wasn't allowed to join the army

[03:47:15] boom right you get it now you get it people breaking the law you know what

[03:47:22] I'm saying right, but what you're standing up for what's actually right, but what I'm saying is, you know

[03:47:32] Holocaust okay, but you know, let me ask you what if America decided not to occupy

[03:47:39] What I recently found out was

[03:47:41] South Africa

[03:47:43] He didn't know about that

[03:47:45] Why didn't I thought it was in Germany?

[03:47:47] I thought it all started in Germany. Oh

[03:47:52] Yeah, I understand you know we can get into hypotheticals, but here's what I'm saying if it's not a hypothetical

[03:47:58] It's happening people are being attacked. I'm about to give you a hypothetical situation

[03:48:03] All right, you're your employees and actually apples has done this in the past have trust past people

[03:48:10] No, you have said if these people are no longer

[03:48:15] Welcome at lot to you and if they return we cite them

[03:48:19] Okay, but what I'm saying is now I'd say terrorists, but now that the shoe is on the other foot

[03:48:27] You know if he is trespassing someone we also have

[03:48:32] That's fine. Yeah, I'm right sandals. We're going to go down for a fight. I don't know if it's like going down

[03:48:40] It's just like a three hundred dollar fine or something. I can afford that fine

[03:48:46] We're willing to pay three hundred dollars for our fight

[03:48:48] Also jail time if you keep doing that then we're willing to go down for our fights

[03:48:53] Justice ain't cheap moulton

[03:48:56] That's right

[03:48:57] Freedom isn't free either. Yeah, not like that. You know, it costs the bucko five you get to hide behind your

[03:49:04] Ready the man with three teeth

[03:49:14] Do ready doesn't know his own last name

[03:49:18] this lots of fucking mess what a mess you're a mess Bryce fuck you apples you

[03:49:27] literally wear a bag over your head because you're too ugly to face

[03:49:29] reality listen I still need you to do that plan with me later these apples

[03:49:33] are you gonna take that all right anyways are we good I'm gonna leave now

[03:49:36] I'm not I am ugly ready if they're still detained they're leaving

[03:49:43] copper pot so what happened copper pot Jordan the copper pot it's copper on

[03:50:10] meet me at Q what it's copper on meet me at Q we're gonna need those things you

[03:50:18] were talking about in your apartment

[03:50:32] I

[03:50:37] Hey joy don't you have a hospital to be a bitch out hey Jordan don't you have an actual lot that you made you long

[03:50:43] Oh

[03:50:46] Don't you have a speech therapy class that you're late for bitch?

[03:50:49] Don't you have another wife to bury hold on a second. I'm about to bury and something else in this other woman

[03:50:53] How can I help you? Hi?

[03:50:56] Who is this my name's Karen Karen trustee. What's yours better?

[03:51:02] Can I

[03:51:13] You have the resources you're failing to protect these people

[03:51:22] I know that you're power hungry

[03:51:25] Horses typically only thing arrest but give it up

[03:51:29] Well, because I'm trying to stop you, you're resisting detainment right now.

[03:51:34] What?

[03:51:35] Listen, I didn't hear any of that.

[03:51:38] But hear this.

[03:51:39] If you give up the law, I promise we will protect the people.

[03:51:44] Well, you're not doing it.

[03:51:47] You're not doing anything.

[03:51:49] You're like people die here.

[03:51:51] We're here to liberate this land.

[03:51:53] You're people would stop hurting them.

[03:51:55] It's not my people.

[03:51:56] It's the goddamn T-boys.

[03:51:57] You need to get them under control.

[03:51:58] control. Oh really there's no T-boys. We've all seen the videos. We've all seen the videos.

[03:52:08] We've all seen the videos. Don't do it apples. Apple don't do it. Stand down. I thought it

[03:52:20] was supposed to be bigger picture. No, no, no, no, no, no. You believe in stabbing people

[03:52:25] And you believe in letting people die in a parking lot?

[03:52:29] You think it's a game?

[03:52:30] Huh?

[03:52:31] Running a parking lot?

[03:52:32] It's not.

[03:52:33] I know what Sab did.

[03:52:34] I know what he did.

[03:52:35] You tried to set my car on fire.

[03:52:37] I did not do that.

[03:52:40] And I tried to set your car on fire because you ran over a man in a wheelchair and laughed

[03:52:45] about it.

[03:52:46] I didn't laugh.

[03:52:47] I didn't laugh.

[03:52:48] I did not laugh.

[03:52:49] Speaking of that, sir, I do need to talk to you about that.

[03:52:51] Yes, he did do that.

[03:52:52] Okay.

[03:52:53] I don't know.

[03:52:54] Can I?

[03:52:55] rights to burn your part and steal a TV right all right okay

[03:53:05] if you're gonna do that during the washout for sun moon okay why price

[03:53:10] come here hold on it's my girlfriend's about to beat the

[03:53:15] shit out of Karen what do you do you work in here huh park here okay listen I

[03:53:22] don't want you to hang around here okay

[03:53:25] You can't do it for like a week or two and then you come back and tell me how to live my life?

[03:53:29] Hey, sorry that some of us need experimental surgery. It must be nice to be healthy all the time, bitch!

[03:53:33] Well, first of all, I didn't know. Because you don't tell me anything. Because you don't like fuck to me!

[03:53:39] Alright, look.

[03:53:41] I don't want you hanging around here.

[03:53:43] Or what?

[03:53:44] Well, I'm on this. She just called her the B-Ward.

[03:53:47] Any popcorn?

[03:53:48] Your face is gonna be on the floor with this fucking lot.

[03:53:50] You fucking twig looking betch with your fat ass damn. She said you got a fat ass

[03:54:04] Oh

[03:54:06] Shit, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. You fucking leave. Why man?

[03:54:13] Crazy man

[03:54:20] This is what happens this is what happens

[03:54:25] This is what fucking happens

[03:54:28] Yep, nice fucking lap Choi

[03:54:32] Real good luck Choi

[03:54:36] Oh

[03:54:38] Torch the car towards the cars towards the police cars. I don't have anything. I don't have any

[03:54:45] Have anything sir. Do you want to give me keys so I can drive you away real quick?

[03:55:00] I gave someone my lock pick something give me a lock

[03:55:08] I got you I got

[03:55:13] Okay, it's all right

[03:55:38] Yeah, yeah, it's fun

[03:55:43] Well that'll show em. That'll fucking show em.

[03:55:46] Fucking idiots.

[03:55:48] Wasn't us.

[03:56:09] I can't get rid of this fucking gun.

[03:56:13] That parking lot is just not safe.

[03:56:37] Oh shit, you think they're gonna check up here?

[03:56:41] That's so long.

[03:56:47] Huh.

[03:56:48] Alright chill 5 minutes.

[03:57:00] Just gonna chill 5 minutes, run whole ass to the clothing store, right?

[03:57:05] Alright alright. You think they saw us?

[03:57:07] No no no, I had a mask on.

[03:57:09] Yeah me too, me too.

[03:57:10] Yeah.

[03:57:16] Very perfect.

[03:57:17] And I ditched the gun.

[03:57:18] I mean, we got it.

[03:57:20] I think we just got away with that shit.

[03:57:21] Fucking stupid ass Tourette.

[03:57:24] Stupid ass Tourette.

[03:57:25] I'm gonna give a shit.

[03:57:26] That lot's a fucking danger zone.

[03:57:29] That lot is fucking dangerous.

[03:57:31] You saw what happened? That woman got her skull bashed in.

[03:57:35] Skull bashed in?

[03:57:37] Police cars being torched?

[03:57:39] Yeah, I saw that. That cop car blew up.

[03:57:41] That was crazy.

[03:57:42] Jesus Christ, that place is fucking dangerous.

[03:57:50] Heh heh.

[03:57:53] Hey, so how does the plan work if we're just- if- if-

[03:57:55] If Troy's just gonna get us for- with trespassing?

[03:58:00] Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

[03:58:04] We're just gonna have to push through it, alright?

[03:58:06] Shit. Alright, I can afford a couple of trespassing fines.

[03:58:10] Here's the thing.

[03:58:11] The cops really have the resources to constantly arrest us for trespassing.

[03:58:17] Ohhhh, okay.

[03:58:19] We just gotta keep on pushing.

[03:58:21] Alright.

[03:58:21] There's gonna be a lot of shooting.

[03:58:24] Listen, I have $30,000 that's a lot of trust capacity. Hold on a second.

[03:58:32] Hello?

[03:58:33] Hello, Mrs. Steele. I was going to let you know that you had a payment on your Buffalo

[03:58:37] S to do it down at PDM. It's been due for two weeks now.

[03:58:40] All right. How much do I owe you?

[03:58:42] I believe it was $5,000, but I can check it to make sure.

[03:58:46] Okay. Look, I'm actually right down the street from PDM. Are you there right now?

[03:58:50] Yeah, right now, yes.

[03:58:51] Okay. I'm going to pop in and then if you give me right to the bank, you can take care of it.

[03:58:54] Yeah, there's an ATM inside, so.

[03:58:56] Oh, fantastic.

[03:58:58] Come on.

[03:59:29] How are you doing, Mr. Steele?

[03:59:30] I'm good, I'm good. Hey, uh, I'm gonna pay you this $5,000, but I need to ride to the clothing store.

[03:59:35] I can do that.

[03:59:36] Alright.

[03:59:38] Also, if anyone asks, Apples and I have been here for the past 20 minutes sorting out this car payment with you.

[03:59:45] Okay.

[03:59:46] What's your name?

[03:59:47] Uh, Alexander Morose.

[03:59:48] Perfect.

[03:59:49] You can say that you were discussing the business services of First Financial.

[03:59:53] That sounds good. I don't have to go into details. Well, I mean if you do then they come in and come and ask me

[03:59:58] And I can advertise it out and boy the shit out of the cops. So

[04:00:01] It's five thousand two hundred ninety three to be exact

[04:00:08] 93 five thousand two hundred ninety three. Yes, sir. All right. There you go

[04:00:15] Is that paid off now? I don't know you can check your phone and take a look

[04:00:20] Okay

[04:00:21] Guess I'll check my phone and not ask the

[04:00:23] I know I can't see the records after the payments been made. It's fine. It's fine. Unfortunately

[04:00:29] All right to the clothing store

[04:00:39] There's your uh, rebate. Oh

[04:00:43] Come on apples

[04:00:44] Wait, whose car is this? It's mine. Oh

[04:00:53] I'm selling it if you're interested

[04:00:56] How much?

[04:00:57] It's fully paid off fully upgrade 91,000 dollar car with 60,000 and upgrades. I'm asking for 95

[04:01:03] I'll give you $28,000 no, that's barely a house 40,000

[04:01:14] Actually, it's better than coming out of the house and up close respect. I'm sorry. All right, then 40,000 it is no

[04:01:20] Not I can't even afford 40,000. I was bluffing

[04:01:24] Yeah, 95 is the lowest I'll go shit only because I appreciate the work that garage good does so oh

[04:01:31] right oh well

[04:01:33] Have you been to garage tea?

[04:01:36] No, well you don't want to do that. I'm sure tea is too dangerous. We were just there

[04:01:41] I heard there were some tea boys, so I

[04:01:45] We were there a woman a prostitute in some sort of turf war hit another prostitute with a crowbar and then some

[04:01:52] Some some tea boys blew up these police cars just today

[04:01:56] Just then I saw the whole thing and you know what and you know what the owner was there the whole time

[04:02:00] did nothing about it did you about it did you get any of this on camera

[04:02:04] projects did you ever know but we saw what we thought you should start carrying

[04:02:09] camera with you publicize publicize the shit the T boys are doing to the public

[04:02:13] yeah I've seen that they make their own videos though you can maybe talk to the

[04:02:18] owners of BBC to see if you could use the roof of their building since it

[04:02:21] overlooks tea I've seen quite a few things up there myself wait at what the

[04:02:27] The BBC building is right next door to the garage, Chief.

[04:02:32] Do you know that shirt?

[04:02:34] It's on the map.

[04:02:35] Wait, what?

[04:02:36] It's literally on your map.

[04:02:37] What was the last?

[04:02:38] Hold on.

[04:02:39] Maybe I should tell you some things and stuff.

[04:02:41] All right.

[04:02:43] It has been a while, Jordan.

[04:02:44] I don't remember what you know and what you don't know.

[04:02:46] Yeah, I know, all right.

[04:02:48] Don't worry, Mike.

[04:02:49] Sphere metal surgeries are pretty much over.

[04:02:52] I'll give you the rundown.

[04:02:54] Although, my memory is not the best.

[04:02:56] I might forget.

[04:02:57] I just hope you're feeling better.

[04:02:58] Completely incorrect information.

[04:03:00] I don't know.

[04:03:03] All right.

[04:03:05] Help experiment a little bit.

[04:03:08] Very.

[04:03:09] Oh my god.

[04:03:10] What the?

[04:03:11] Must be the T boys again.

[04:03:14] No, I think I was coming from T.

[04:03:18] Yeah, that was probably coming from T.

[04:03:21] Sorry, John.

[04:03:22] Can you jump for me, Susie?

[04:03:24] Thank you.

[04:03:25] All right, y'all good to go?

[04:03:29] How's everyone doing?

[04:03:30] I'm doing swell.

[04:03:31] I woke up about 20.

[04:03:32] Oh, you're talking on the radio.

[04:03:33] Not you!

[04:03:34] Who's looking for me?

[04:03:37] Yeah, I pulled up right as that all went down.

[04:03:40] Oh, right, right, right.

[04:03:41] Uh, yeah, me just said, uh, Q, Q, Q, Q.

[04:03:44] Hey, what frequency are we on?

[04:03:46] 39, 399.9.

[04:03:48] Hey, listen lady, if you ever want to

[04:03:51] stop working at boring-ass PDM and you want to

[04:03:54] job at the lot, we're always firing.

[04:03:55] I'm, I'm actually a business owner, so

[04:03:59] some minutes getting robbed.

[04:04:00] I should have called SEAL security.

[04:04:03] Oh shit, look at that.

[04:04:04] We go back.

[04:04:05] Oh, T, huh?

[04:04:06] I go back.

[04:04:07] Go back, go back.

[04:04:08] Why am I not surprised?

[04:04:09] Yeah, I want to talk shit to Joy.

[04:04:13] Damn, Joy, getting robbed on your own lot?

[04:04:16] What never happened?

[04:04:17] What never happened to T?

[04:04:18] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:04:19] What the hell?

[04:04:20] Go, go, go, go, go.

[04:04:21] Drive, drive, drive, drive.

[04:04:22] They're trying to kill you.

[04:04:23] They're trying to kill you.

[04:04:24] Stop the vehicle.

[04:04:25] Uh-oh.

[04:04:26] Okay.

[04:04:27] What the hell is this all about?

[04:04:28] We've been nothing wrong with you.

[04:04:29] We've been asking you right now.

[04:04:30] We weren't here.

[04:04:31] The car your hands up. What is this all about? Wait, Jordan. Are you talking to turn the car off? I want to drive her out first

[04:04:41] All right, Jesus

[04:04:44] I want you to move turn around

[04:04:47] Okay, this is ridiculous

[04:04:51] Face away move to your right. All right, lady. Well, it's been nice hanging out with you for the past 20 minutes

[04:04:58] I guess. Yeah, wait, what's going on here?

[04:05:00] here. What the hell's going on here? What the hell's going on?

[04:05:05] Oh! Hey!

[04:05:10] No.

[04:05:13] You were not under arrest for just this for safety.

[04:05:17] Okay, okay.

[04:05:18] What's going on here? What's going on here?

[04:05:22] What is going on here? What's going on here?

[04:05:25] Turn around. Back up.

[04:05:27] This is ridiculous.

[04:05:30] This is fucking ridiculous.

[04:05:32] Hold on a second.

[04:05:34] I mean, I'm going to have done nothing wrong.

[04:05:36] Yeah, what the hell?

[04:05:37] Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.

[04:05:39] This is all that you know.

[04:05:39] What is happening?

[04:05:41] This fucking, this, this, I don't know.

[04:05:43] This parking lot seems like a waste of resources.

[04:05:45] Dan, can you come from the top?

[04:05:47] Are you free to go?

[04:05:48] Do you want to stop?

[04:05:48] Dan, you fucking pussy.

[04:05:50] Apples.

[04:05:52] Apples get out of the car with their hands up.

[04:05:55] Because it sounds just like apples.

[04:05:57] Oh my god, what are you wearing?

[04:06:02] Alright, turn around and back up to us and look for your eyes

[04:06:13] Jesus, the whole PD?

[04:06:20] The whole fucking PDA

[04:06:22] What the hell, murder?

[04:06:24] Yep, murder.

[04:06:26] Yeah, I don't know what I need to get about that shit.

[04:06:31] All right, anybody else?

[04:06:32] Let's let's look through the vehicle.

[04:06:35] Look, I'm really dead.

[04:06:37] Come on this way.

[04:06:39] I'm going to get the door.

[04:06:40] Yes, yes.

[04:06:41] Copy the car. We blew it up.

[04:06:43] I don't know what that you're talking about.

[04:06:46] Hello.

[04:06:47] I look there.

[04:06:48] Oh, shit.

[04:06:49] I'm fucking radio.

[04:06:50] I know.

[04:06:51] We need a closer look.

[04:06:52] Damn it.

[04:06:53] What the hell is all this about?

[04:06:58] You ready?

[04:06:59] No, exactly what it's about.

[04:07:00] Jordan you weren't even wearing a goddamn mask what were you talking about you just shot the cars and they blew up and we shot you I

[04:07:07] Did not do that

[04:07:10] You did you saw it okay? That's fine

[04:07:13] What you was still do nothing?

[04:07:15] They just pulled me out of the car Tyrone get out of here. No goddamn reason. I was just driving down the road

[04:07:20] Fuckin' GUNS!

[04:07:24] Fuckin' Terran!

[04:07:26] Fuckin' Terran!

[04:07:27] You're positive for GSR. You got anything else to poke stick or prod me?

[04:07:30] No.

[04:07:31] Oh, shit.

[04:07:33] Oh, see, you gone back, man.

[04:07:36] You're positive for GSR ain't a crime.

[04:07:39] This is nice.

[04:07:40] They say you don't have anything on you that's gonna poke stick or prod me.

[04:07:43] It's very dull.

[04:07:45] Like your personality.

[04:07:47] I thought it'd be a good gift.

[04:07:48] gift

[04:07:51] yep

[04:07:54] seven lockpicks

[04:07:57] I own a parking lot

[04:08:02] your truck

[04:08:05] what the fuck

[04:08:08] alright Jordan

[04:08:11] you're the rich man sorry I think you said cannon will be used against you so while you're the rich military present during any

[04:08:15] question if you cannot afford won't be a point you're gonna burn it you're gonna burn

[04:08:19] whoa hey what like our cop cars you scumbag no like chlamydia oh

[04:08:25] pretty sure Dan only fucks fat goth chicks that's trespassing and you only

[04:08:32] fuck that goth chicks what am I being detained for you know exactly what you're

[04:08:43] being detained for Jordan I don't and you telling me that is a violation of my

[04:08:46] right sir now you tell me why I'm being

[04:08:48] hated right now or else this jaymen is

[04:08:50] unlawful for shooting and blowing up

[04:08:53] two cop cars and then the fleeing

[04:08:55] okay I'm sorry you're charging me with

[04:08:57] that yeah I believe we are really okay

[04:09:01] that's interesting no you're in the

[04:09:07] car with him what the fuck what the

[04:09:10] fuck are you talking about the PDM for

[04:09:12] like the past 30 minutes hold on we

[04:09:14] You've been a PDM with that woman.

[04:09:16] Hey, do we go?

[04:09:18] Or what?

[04:09:27] Count Jack Crane?

[04:09:44] No, I kinda can't.

[04:09:46] Hey, what, ma'am!

[04:09:47] PDM ma'am, please tell her that we've been, I've been with you paid for my car!

[04:09:51] You know what, actually don't talk to him!

[04:09:53] Don't talk to him!

[04:09:54] We'll talk to my lawyer!

[04:09:56] We'll talk to my lawyer, don't worry about it.

[04:09:59] We're like 12 of us here.

[04:10:01] It was positive?

[04:10:10] Are you okay?

[04:10:11] I'm better.

[04:10:12] It's fucking parking lot taking all these resources away from the police department

[04:10:18] Parking lot should be self-sufficient. God damn it. I didn't do that shit. Thank you

[04:10:44] All right, you're both going downtown all right

[04:10:48] I

[04:10:50] Have to get the DA over here the DA for what?

[04:10:59] I mean I didn't do that shit

[04:11:11] Oh my god, yes

[04:11:18] Is that you? No, that's such a good disguise

[04:11:33] Good shit Chang you mark. What is it? Thank you Mara. Thank you Mara. All right good

[04:11:42] You know they were ramming and shooting, huh?

[04:12:37] Okay, let's come back here after tsunami

[04:12:40] No, I'm not gonna suicide pill because it might fuck it up and I might not be able to come back here after tsunami

[04:13:05] Technically you did escape custody

[04:13:07] yeah but I would rather sue them I'd rather go for the for the money dear

[04:13:52] Lord it's only been an hour it's only like two hours man Jordan really is

[04:14:14] hard mode boys that's okay I like it even wearing a mask isn't enough true I

[04:14:34] like hard mode man I think I just think it's better you know witness saying

[04:15:08] that they saw the mask I mean listen that man was masked up whoever did that

[04:15:16] Yo tackle move thank you so much for the nine months appreciate that guys only 30 way

[04:15:21] Troy did watch you walk up to the car

[04:15:27] Get the equipment. Yeah

[04:15:29] But she does hate us and also, you know, I witnessed testimony. It's not so good

[04:15:52] Uncle's liberation front with nine months in a row

[04:15:59] Appreciate that master max with nine months as well

[04:16:04] Blue D plays with four months in a row

[04:16:06] Divinity with a brand new Prime sub. Thank you so much for the energy points. I'm back on sugar-free Red Bull.

[04:16:20] So I need it. I need these energy points. Thank you. Big Bad Ray, 14 months in a row.

[04:16:30] That's so long.

[04:16:32] Thank you so much.

[04:16:34] Polter Armor with two, with three.

[04:16:38] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:16:42] You yacht ten months in a row

[04:16:47] Dynamic danger thirteen months as the hero we need god damn right. Don't worry

[04:16:55] Some of us actually care about safe parking most no apples. Oh

[04:17:05] Does he have a heart how what is what how is this prior not better apples is at the fucking center of so much role-play I

[04:17:15] Don't understand how his prio isn't better

[04:17:18] That actually doesn't make it doesn't make sense

[04:17:20] yeah apples is in like every fucking story he's at the he's at the center of

[04:17:29] so much fucking role play yo Nick thank you so much for the five months open

[04:17:53] mailbox with five months in a row thanks for that animated with four months

[04:17:57] yeah with 11 months in a row Dave Beast nine months in a row atmosphere og with

[04:18:02] the year guy brush guy bush unsure 10 months thank you for that your boy

[04:18:12] Resto with 15 Tubster with a potato Jesus 14 someone's buddy gifted five subs. I didn't even see that

[04:18:19] Did not even see that. Thank you so much for that

[04:18:23] Was my prayer was so low. I'm I have I think I have the best prayer. Oh, I think I

[04:18:38] Yeah, I'm back on sugar-free Red Bull

[04:18:48] Which is probably what gave me cancer in the first place

[04:19:07] Definitely not best. I

[04:19:09] Think like aside from like admin and shit. I don't know

[04:19:12] It's definitely up there because that sponsorship. Yeah, I should probably delete this. I mean look I can get into server reliably, so

[04:20:00] Whatever. Where was that?

[04:20:19] Here? Why am I so turned around right now?

[04:20:34] I was here. Right?

[04:20:42] Yeah, I was like here. I'm just gonna like steal a card so I can get there.

[04:20:53] Come here. Just a gun.

[04:21:16] I already ditched all that shit. He's gonna get out too.

[04:21:33] yeah stab and I think about that sometimes too we're just gonna stand

[04:21:41] there no I'll suicide pill because I mean come on do we get out of it kind of

[04:22:40] the cops gonna find you no no no we're gonna reset it hopefully I can get her

[04:23:11] copper pot right to get us out of there didn't work out too well don't even

[04:24:14] to suicide well okay maybe I do no life Devin thank you for gifting that sub

[04:24:37] oh thank you for gifting that mattress got it we're gonna have to call the local

[04:25:45] I know I know but this time it's to go to prison for something bring back slow

[04:26:10] Jordan gassy coming in clutch going to look at this house for me tomorrow

[04:26:44] curvy saying she's too busy something about we get it you have cancer I don't

[04:27:07] think I need to keep doing you favors I don't know did Jordan actually blow up

[04:27:24] the cars I don't know who did that shit definitely someone in a mask it was the

[04:27:55] T boys brother yo Anne flex thank you so much for the six months oh god I got it

[04:28:15] get to July I'm not gonna make it to Austin I'm not gonna fucking make it

[04:28:27] the doctors are right I do have to be at 3100 subs Gabby Johnson thank you so

[04:28:59] much for the 14 Ashland was right to ignore me you know actually Ashland's

[04:29:13] actually Ashland's actually a good friend Ashland Ashland is actually a

[04:29:28] good friend she actually is don't tell don't tell her I think I'm excited to go

[04:29:45] down there and join the Austin crew I'm sure that I'll be able to fit right

[04:29:52] in no issues at all part-time streamer here's the thing though chat I'm coming

[04:30:06] off the chemo schedule so really anything you know what I'm saying really

[04:30:18] anything will be better I'm never gonna stream again no no no see cuz this is

[04:30:27] what happened see am I right with a hundred degree heat every day well no but

[04:30:35] this house has an air conditioner oh here's some sirens how long till I

[04:30:57] local call. Oh chat. One misplaced letter and you guys just going nuts with it.

[04:31:37] Surely we're getting raided? I mean Jordan's been raided for less. Oh yeah true.

[04:32:00] Looking scene right now.

[04:33:11] Oh shit. Yo bloody I'm thank you for the nine months.

[04:33:55] Blizzy with a year checks for wounds.

[04:34:04] Stand by.

[04:34:29] He's breathing.

[04:34:39] Has he been responsive at all?

[04:34:41] Let me...

[04:34:43] No.

[04:34:45] No, not at all.

[04:34:47] He's breathing!

[04:34:51] Look at that!

[04:34:52] There's a vehicle accident from...

[04:34:55] Well, I say vehicle accident.

[04:34:57] It's flying from a vehicle on San Andreas.

[04:35:06] I see some scrapes here and there. I'm just looking for anything major. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um

[04:35:15] Uh was locked what okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Um

[04:35:22] Dad no, no, no, okay was launched from car, right?

[04:35:29] Uh, I see a large cut here on his head. I think that's

[04:35:32] Some butterflies this this this man should definitely check his his his t-mail

[04:35:40] Alright. There's a lot of blood everywhere.

[04:35:45] Alright. I'm gonna get this bandaged up as I can.

[04:35:47] Mom!

[04:35:48] I'm trying to clean up this road. He's got a lot of road rash here.

[04:35:55] Yeah. Definitely looks bad.

[04:36:14] Yeah.

[04:36:15] It looks oh so bad.

[04:36:17] I know. I'm cleaning up as I can.

[04:36:20] Oh! Sir, are you with me?

[04:36:25] Oh god, it all hurts!

[04:36:28] Alright. I'm gonna start an IV.

[04:36:30] What happened?

[04:36:31] I feel a small pinch, sir.

[04:36:32] I can't.

[04:36:34] I'm gonna start a minor pain killer in that.

[04:36:36] I should have relieved some of the pain.

[04:36:37] Miner!

[04:36:38] I need a painkiller for an adult!

[04:36:40] Yeah.

[04:36:41] Well, I mean, this is-

[04:36:41] This isn't the time for Cal Polaroogames!

[04:36:44] It's the last day!

[04:36:47] I can't get the hard stuff!

[04:36:51] Oh, fuck, it's bad, it hurts!

[04:36:53] Oh, it's bad.

[04:36:54] Everything fucking hurts!

[04:36:56] Oh.

[04:36:57] Okay.

[04:36:58] I got that cleaned up.

[04:36:59] Why would you wrap it up?

[04:37:02] I'm gonna wrap up the rest of this.

[04:37:03] We'll get you out of the go box, okay?

[04:37:20] Guys, we're not doing simple Georgia games.

[04:37:22] Please try not to move.

[04:37:24] I wonder how much his body weight has gone up from all that gravel.

[04:37:31] Probably as much as it's gone down from all the blocks here.

[04:37:35] Yeah.

[04:37:36] Okay, I'll spot a board.

[04:37:42] Get down the pillbox.

[04:37:46] It's so long.

[04:37:47] We're not doing simple Jordan.

[04:37:58] Not unless we get 3K subs.

[04:38:06] Okay, I was joking

[04:38:30] Okay, that was the quickest damn it why was the cool only 25 subs

[04:39:00] Fucking Jordan is annoying

[04:39:06] Oh my god, what happened to Jordan's?

[04:39:15] Oh my god.

[04:39:17] Major car accident.

[04:39:18] I got him severely wrapped up.

[04:39:20] Ivy with a minor painkiller.

[04:39:22] Sea curler on a board.

[04:39:24] Hold my hands.

[04:39:25] Alright, how's his breathing?

[04:39:26] How's his fluids?

[04:39:27] Breathing is good.

[04:39:28] Oh my god, what is happening?

[04:39:30] Okay, Jesus fucking Christ.

[04:39:32] Oh god, it's not stopping.

[04:39:34] He's got a lot of road rash underneath those bandwars.

[04:39:37] Not a road rash, not a bump or a trauma.

[04:39:39] I'm not sure if anything's broken, and I also had a Superflay...

[04:39:46] ...suture a...

[04:39:48] ...gash on the set.

[04:39:50] I love Choe.

[04:39:52] You love Choe? That's great!

[04:39:54] For yesterday, when you were calling us hoes and stealing my fedora, you stole my fedora!

[04:39:59] I've never seen a thing like this in my entire life.

[04:40:02] You would never do that.

[04:40:03] I just want you to catch that lady.

[04:40:05] It's Julie.

[04:40:06] Oh, by the way, Julie told me to contact the police,

[04:40:10] but I guess it's already been solved.

[04:40:12] It's another day.

[04:40:13] Yeah.

[04:40:15] Yeah, proper being.

[04:40:16] All right.

[04:40:16] Can I hug Julie?

[04:40:18] Julie's asshole.

[04:40:20] Of course, if she allows you to get up and stand to see me.

[04:40:23] It's 2020.

[04:40:26] See, I haven't got that reaction to the like pain

[04:41:05] Is there a damn laugh track in the hospital?

[04:41:08] I don't know what you mean

[04:41:10] Is there like another...

[04:41:12] I mean you're... whatever

[04:41:14] I'm just dropping it

[04:41:16] Let me get like a bucket or something

[04:41:18] It's quite valley drooling actually

[04:41:20] That's what you promised before

[04:41:22] I'm still coming for you

[04:41:24] I'm gonna fucking ban this piece of shit

[04:41:26] I don't want to fucking ban this piece of shit

[04:41:28] Thank you Joel

[04:41:30] You guys are all my best friends

[04:41:32] Yeah everybody loves the hospital

[04:41:34] The guy that has the most important doubt in the city.

[04:41:37] He kind of sounds like Mike Tyson.

[04:41:39] Maybe his memory has been affected because Mary sounds like this is first day in the city.

[04:41:43] Yeah, right. He sounds a little bit like Mike Tyson.

[04:41:46] Like, it's kind of weird actually.

[04:41:48] You and a baby.

[04:41:49] That's so long.

[04:41:50] It's more like Cardinan.

[04:41:54] Man, God, God, it's just so good.

[04:41:59] Alright, well, I'm going to tell Troy that I love him.

[04:42:01] I'm going to tell Troy that I love him.

[04:42:03] Of course, we'll absolutely tell Troy.

[04:42:05] Jordan loves you. Jordan loves me.

[04:42:09] What can't there be a happy family?

[04:42:14] What do you think about Scrooge Q?

[04:42:17] He sounds like Bonnie, doesn't he?

[04:42:21] He thinks Scrooge Q is a bad place.

[04:42:27] He's the biggest piece of show in the world.

[04:42:33] Okay

[04:42:38] So he might just you know have some severe brain trauma, but that's just gonna come up a little bit of time

[04:42:46] Okay, I tend it to the rest of the blunt force trauma

[04:42:49] Should be a lot of good coloration coming back. He was very purple in some spots

[04:42:53] I went ahead and nice and got it nice and disinfected as well

[04:42:56] And I'm just gonna drizzle my gauze here to try and prevent any infection

[04:42:59] That's all I can do for right now

[04:43:01] We'll just recommend some rest and relaxation and maybe in a couple days. You might be feeling back to his usual Jordan

[04:43:22] And I'll make sure to update his medical record, thank you very much

[04:43:29] But so happy to help chat we're not gonna do that much simple Jordan

[04:43:34] Okay, good.

[04:43:37] Take care, Steele.

[04:43:39] I'm looking forward to working with you, maybe.

[04:43:43] Okay.

[04:43:44] I'm going to apply through the hospital in for DOC.

[04:43:49] All right.

[04:43:50] Uh...

[04:43:51] Where's Dr. Store?

[04:43:55] I love you.

[04:43:56] Where is she?

[04:44:01] Good-bye, hospital.

[04:44:02] I'm going to be like, oh, shit.

[04:44:03] I have a robot.

[04:44:06] There's I, baby, ambulance in.

[04:44:07] Okay, good.

[04:44:08] Take care, Steele.

[04:44:09] I have a robot, man.

[04:44:10] Good-bye, big, damn, you dancing.

[04:44:13] Hello, Fendi Africa.

[04:44:16] Hello.

[04:44:17] I love this place.

[04:44:22] Oh, incredible.

[04:44:23] Can you make the fireings go?

[04:44:31] 660, 76 Mission Row 195.

[04:44:34] Ready?

[04:44:38] Ready?

[04:44:39] Ready?

[04:44:40] Yeah.

[04:44:41] was it worth a hundred gifted subs yes it was bubba girt thanks for five gifted

[04:45:21] subs that was wild you guys are pop it off hello what happened

[04:45:31] insurance information and then he drove off and that's immediately afterwards

[04:45:35] that's so long can you see mr. steel they can see all my friends

[04:45:42] honestly under a range of drugs right now are you sure you have a way to do

[04:45:46] this interrogation

[04:45:49] oh boy simple joint interrogation there's a man of the hour i don't know

[04:45:53] what you're talking about you're going to the level it's my next

[04:45:56] friends my best friend in the police

[04:45:59] what the hell's wrong with them would you

[04:46:01] get a brain is paced are we sure this

[04:46:07] isn't an act no we're not sure this is

[04:46:09] an act all he's got is blunt force

[04:46:11] trauma all right

[04:46:12] which I flew with angels and just said

[04:46:18] just a pit yeah just a pit I can see

[04:46:22] I can see the whole city

[04:46:26] Just a pit

[04:46:28] I'll just give it a second, shall we?

[04:46:32] There's nothing on her

[04:46:34] Other than lockpicks, no

[04:46:36] Can we use some of the fire lines?

[04:46:38] It's not even on her

[04:46:40] Okay, that's the deal

[04:46:42] Mr. Stale, I'm going to put all of your items

[04:46:46] in this plastic bag, okay?

[04:46:48] Can we use some of the fire lines?

[04:46:50] I like things, bags.

[04:46:52] Okay, well, this one you can't play with right now, so we should pop your phone in there.

[04:46:57] We'll just pop your lockpicks in there, we'll just pop your handcuffs in there, we'll just put them all over here.

[04:47:04] Jesus Christ.

[04:47:06] Oh my God.

[04:47:08] Okay, here my rattle of feelings, just get those cuffs and then there.

[04:47:14] Nice.

[04:47:16] We'll be back with you soon Jordan, okay?

[04:47:19] Why remember weapon license?

[04:47:22] Don't lick the floor or the wall.

[04:47:25] I didn't.

[04:47:26] I don't know what you're talking about, Shreddy.

[04:47:28] Like Jesus Christ, I've been shooting all fucking days a lot.

[04:47:33] Shreddy.

[04:47:34] Nothing, Shreddy.

[04:47:35] The best cop on the school.

[04:47:37] The second continuity, maybe best to do two reports for this.

[04:47:43] Sit sad.

[04:47:44] Jesus.

[04:47:45] We're not going to get...

[04:47:52] You guys trying to question a man who clearly is mentally disabled without a lawyer, without a legal representative? That's fucked up!

[04:48:03] I already heard this on the mission, bro.

[04:48:06] Sorry, can you repeat them actually?

[04:48:09] Yeah, can you repeat them?

[04:48:17] I'm getting patched over here for him.

[04:48:19] I didn't use a weapon ever.

[04:48:21] No I didn't.

[04:48:23] I don't know what you're talking about.

[04:48:25] I don't know what you're talking about.

[04:48:26] Are you able to come down and speak with an individual here?

[04:48:31] Or just come on down through and let me know what you're doing.

[04:48:33] I guess I don't know what you're talking about, Trinity.

[04:48:35] Did Jordan have any handcuffs on him?

[04:48:44] Okay, well, yeah, but don't those handcuffs belong to someone else?

[04:48:50] Okay, so we need to take those out of the bag.

[04:48:53] Well, I'll wait for one.

[04:48:59] Because I don't know what you're trying to f*****g f*****g on me,

[04:49:01] but this is bullshit.

[04:49:03] did you check the rest of the lot okay but you didn't check the rest of the lot

[04:49:12] though right now we've been shooting your guns with a lot all fucking day do you

[04:49:19] want to go do a bank that's where that's all day around that area

[04:49:25] was where Louise you know well reports are not that doesn't fucking matter

[04:49:34] Yeah, just a lot of that, I don't think I've ever met one of you guys, so it's a good try

[04:49:41] on that.

[04:49:43] There you go.

[04:49:44] Thank you.

[04:49:45] Oh yeah, brother.

[04:49:49] So you didn't check the rest of the lot though, or the road around the lot?

[04:49:54] Cause that's, cause I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, there

[04:49:58] was casings all over at the area, cause we've been shooting all day on the lot

[04:50:03] already.

[04:50:04] I miss you, Dan. You're my best friend.

[04:50:07] Is he okay?

[04:50:08] He just said that it's...

[04:50:09] Cuz there's Casey! Cuz there's Casey!

[04:50:10] Hey, Dan. I'm thinking about being VOC for three months.

[04:50:14] Oh, yeah.

[04:50:15] Do you have any advice?

[04:50:18] What is wrong with... could someone do something about this?

[04:50:21] I got that coming down.

[04:50:22] I can't do anything about brain damage, Tretty.

[04:50:24] Hey, Penta's a piece of shit. Penta's a cunt.

[04:50:27] I wanna fucking ban this piece of shit.

[04:50:29] I think Tretty deserves a promotion.

[04:50:31] Yeah, you can tell us.

[04:50:32] He's a very good dog.

[04:50:33] He is, he's not, he's not true.

[04:50:36] He's completely, he is 100% fit.

[04:50:39] No, he is not.

[04:50:41] He is 100% fit.

[04:50:42] Yes, he is.

[04:50:43] He's definitely the second one at my promotion.

[04:50:45] I am confident.

[04:50:47] Based on the terminology and what he's saying.

[04:50:49] He probably just got some dental work done,

[04:50:51] and he's got another mouth.

[04:50:52] Nobody without brain damage would say those words,

[04:50:54] Truddy.

[04:50:55] What's the name of that?

[04:50:57] They need to get launched.

[04:50:58] Okay, hey, hey, violence is messed up.

[04:51:02] I'm sorry.

[04:51:02] That's not funny you guys can hurt each other

[04:51:12] Yeah

[04:51:22] I just need to take ready into the armory to get a new set armor

[04:51:32] What the hell?

[04:51:34] What the hell?

[04:51:36] Jordan!

[04:51:38] Jordan!

[04:51:40] Jordan, stop!

[04:51:42] Jordan, stop!

[04:51:44] Jordan, Jordan, Jordan!

[04:51:46] I have a damn fool!

[04:51:48] Yeah!

[04:51:50] Do it again!

[04:51:52] Jordan, stop!

[04:51:54] I got something to show you!

[04:51:56] Where is it?

[04:51:58] Oh, we double locked it.

[04:52:00] Oh no.

[04:52:01] I'll let you get it.

[04:52:02] It's fine.

[04:52:03] It's fine.

[04:52:06] Is he locked in there?

[04:52:09] Yes.

[04:52:15] Ooh, look at that!

[04:52:19] No!

[04:52:19] Oh no!

[04:52:24] No!

[04:52:26] Oh, he didn't like that.

[04:52:27] This is.

[04:52:28] I don't know how much he left us.

[04:52:30] He didn't like that.

[04:52:31] Jordan look at me come here

[04:52:39] Jordan Coca Cola Jordan

[04:52:43] Jordan come here

[04:52:47] Yeah

[04:52:50] Orange Ice Cream from McDonald's

[04:52:53] We got some busy soda here

[04:52:56] Jordan

[04:52:59] Orange, orange I see for McDonald's.

[04:53:01] Jordan!

[04:53:02] Yeah, it's orange fizzy soda from McDonald's.

[04:53:04] Yeah, Jordan!

[04:53:05] Come here.

[04:53:06] This is coke!

[04:53:08] Yeah!

[04:53:09] Oh, it's, it's Fanta.

[04:53:10] Orange Fanta.

[04:53:12] I think even a fucking baby can tell if it's done.

[04:53:17] So nice of the man.

[04:53:19] Oh, ah!

[04:53:20] Yeah!

[04:53:21] Yeah, you deserve that.

[04:53:24] Yeah, you definitely deserve that.

[04:53:26] Jordan, no matter how brain damaged you are.

[04:53:28] damaged you are I love you okay Jordan I love you buddy I hope you don't have

[04:53:35] permanent brain damage oh god he's drooling on himself I can't see him

[04:53:42] like this how do you look in a mirror if you can't see him like this they

[04:53:56] don't sell it I don't think they sell any of that shit in here it's the

[04:53:59] The worst fucking thing, that's when McDonald's started to go downhill.

[04:54:01] A lot of people talk about, oh McDonald's is going down, is that, you can pinpoint the

[04:54:06] moment.

[04:54:07] It's when they stop doing the fucking orange high C.

[04:54:09] Alright, so, first off, um, A470, where is the attorney at?

[04:54:26] Wendy's has the orange high C, it's not the same.

[04:54:32] It's just not the fucking same.

[04:54:36] Fanta?

[04:54:37] That's different!

[04:54:38] Right.

[04:54:39] Okay, we do have a downed officer here somewhere first, um, I'm sure he will for him in a second.

[04:54:47] So that's the reason why I called you here is, um, we need to know more if this man

[04:54:53] is, uh, mentally fit to, uh, you know, either pay charges or answer our questions or anything

[04:55:00] like that.

[04:55:01] I don't know the full situation, but I believe he was brought into Pillbox for a blunt force

[04:55:06] trauma and you know he's kind of like slurring his words and things like that

[04:55:12] and I guess I can't wait to go home and watch the anime right so I guess we

[04:55:18] don't know if this is a I'm here Jordan started petition to ban anime once

[04:55:37] Clearly he's not in his right mind

[04:55:41] Can I have my phone back I want to browse reddit for three hours

[04:55:51] Feel attacked

[04:56:02] Yeah, good just talking for a little bit and while I get this I found

[04:56:08] Yeah, I literally just said oh wait no, I don't yeah

[04:56:12] Hello, mr. Steel your hat looks delicious. Can I try?

[04:56:18] try some of my hat no i don't think it'd actually be pretty good for you i think uh

[04:56:23] i think that probably hurt you or anything else uh william thatch it's a pleasure to meet you

[04:56:27] miss the jam sash we play music we dance we bond do you want to be my best friend

[04:56:33] i'm perfectly capable of being your best friend if you would like i mean when i

[04:56:36] stand there in particular right Lauren forther works here she's the most beautiful girl in

[04:56:41] the world a thought from joy yeah there's a whole right now how long have you known

[04:56:45] I learned first before I were so long.

[04:56:48] I used to be a police officer.

[04:56:49] I used to go on and drops out of my mouth.

[04:56:50] It was fun.

[04:56:51] I'd fall asleep and then my house burned down along the children inside of it.

[04:56:56] And you remember what happened to you a couple of minutes ago, what's up, what's up?

[04:56:59] I was in a state that's never been bad.

[04:57:01] I remember being so dead.

[04:57:03] On my own.

[04:57:04] Alone.

[04:57:05] What happened before that?

[04:57:06] I flew with me.

[04:57:07] I flew.

[04:57:08] I flew with the angels.

[04:57:09] And...

[04:57:10] Can you describe that a little bit more?

[04:57:13] I was in a fast car.

[04:57:15] of bones is discovered then there's police behind us and they're like wow and then

[04:57:23] that's all that's into us and then God took me by the hands pull me about a

[04:57:28] hundred feet into the sky

[04:57:32] wow okay and you don't remember anything after that not really it's kind of here

[04:57:38] You're a man, yeah.

[04:57:39] Sorry.

[04:57:40] Okay.

[04:57:41] Dude, so what do you know of being here?

[04:57:44] What did the officer say?

[04:57:47] I was like this.

[04:57:48] Okay.

[04:58:06] And they didn't tell you like why you were down here

[04:58:09] or anything like that?

[04:58:19] Nope.

[04:58:20] It's not before and I'd be advised to ready

[04:58:22] his not into being electrocuted.

[04:58:25] Interesting.

[04:58:28] I'm surprised that they wouldn't tell you

[04:58:29] why you were down here for, are they just to-

[04:58:31] These guys are my best friends. They'd never try to hurt me.

[04:58:35] Alright, so I don't know anything about the...

[04:58:37] I actually don't know anything about it either.

[04:58:39] Alright, I'm sure you do, because you used to work for them and everything.

[04:58:41] Do you best work with the LLSPD?

[04:58:43] Yeah, I miss being a cop.

[04:58:47] Okay, do you remember anything about what happened when you were a cop at all?

[04:58:51] I was very good at my job, and everyone loves me.

[04:58:57] okay and you don't remember anything to do with the hospital or anything that

[04:59:02] happened at the hospital. I'm sorry he's what? No. Do you know where you work? Right?

[04:59:14] I work at a garage. God damn it. Do you know which garage? God damn it to ready. Yeah.

[04:59:21] Garage Q. Garage Q? Okay. How long have you worked at Garage Q? Do you remember that? I don't know.

[04:59:27] Pretty long time I guess. It's been like a one-and-dunner. It's pretty long time. I'm thinking about selling it and becoming the

[04:59:33] Oh, okay, that sounds like a pretty, uh, pretty good idea.

[04:59:39] Yeah.

[04:59:40] How long have you been thinking about being a DOC member?

[04:59:44] Well, I figure I can sell GarageQ right now and apply for DOC.

[04:59:52] I think it's a good idea.

[04:59:54] What about all the people that work for you down there at GarageQ?

[04:59:58] They'll be able to what?

[05:00:00] I don't think they'll mind. They can all be doC too with me

[05:00:08] Hmm, they'll like that. Yeah

[05:00:12] Have you asked any of them at all? No, but I know they'll love it. They trust me

[05:00:20] God damn it. I need some

[05:00:24] What do you need at least 3100 subs?

[05:00:26] Jordan you bastard. I think the competition is healthy

[05:00:31] the competition itself you okay yeah and I think Troy is doing a good job

[05:00:43] oh

[05:00:49] Jordan what did you do

[05:00:52] I heard work at the hospital and choice the prettiest girl I've ever seen he

[05:00:58] likes to make people angry go to yes and there's a piece of shit and just a

[05:01:04] I want to fucking ban this piece of shit

[05:01:08] I mean one second. I'm gonna see if I can't talk to officer Motton real quick, and I'll be right back for you. Okay

[05:01:15] Don't worry. I'm gonna lock the door. Yo

[05:01:18] Man for doc ten gifted subs

[05:01:22] Koda a pen gift it's up to second. I want to fuck mayhem

[05:01:27] Dg 10 gifted

[05:01:29] I think drinking is bad

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[05:02:13] Cheddar Ross with Five gifted, Lupinax with Five gifted. My throat is in a lot of pain.

[05:02:23] Foo Fighters with five gifted.

[05:02:25] He likes to make me.

[05:02:26] Lupin X with five more gifted migs!

[05:02:29] Five gifted subs!

[05:02:30] This is painful!

[05:02:33] Ow! I can taste blood!

[05:02:37] But it's worth it!

[05:02:38] Endergy rising, brain cells falling, that's okay.

[05:02:46] White blood count cell, white cell count rising.

[05:02:50] That's really, the doctor recommended 3100 subs.

[05:02:53] are we losing subs it's scuffed it's scuffed don't worry just let it

[05:02:57] refresh thank you so much hedge wizard thank you so much for the brand I don't

[05:03:19] thank you so much brand new sub that's so long

[05:03:26] seven seven nine months in a row cappers with the brand new prime sub

[05:03:41] bestie with two months in a row thank you so much for that bitch knacks

[05:03:45] brand new Prime some have any of you ever been sitting around and thinking man I

[05:03:51] watched this guy a lot I could just give him I should probably just give him

[05:03:55] five dollars a month it's I mean come on come on come on yo bomb Baylor tier

[05:04:11] 3

[05:04:13] Very rare to thank you for the tier 3 baby

[05:04:16] 5 months on the road

[05:04:18] Mr. Steel

[05:04:20] Yes, do you remember anything that transpired let's say approximately two hours ago?

[05:04:28] Don't talk to him without a lawyer moan that's fucked up he's simple Jordan right now

[05:04:33] What's the lawyer?

[05:04:35] I wasn't gonna plan on using anything he said against him right now I'm just trying

[05:04:40] see if he has like any memory issues on that that I can tell at least well you're

[05:04:46] sound stupid there you go I actually don't even think one's available well

[05:04:53] let's see I'm pretty sure that I went with my best friend to ready and we

[05:04:59] He colored a picture of rainbows and puppies and got ice cream.

[05:05:06] And uh, were you shooting the rainbows?

[05:05:13] What?

[05:05:14] Like, did you shoot a rainbow?

[05:05:17] Like out of your hands.

[05:05:19] What?

[05:05:21] Was there red in this rainbow?

[05:05:27] have all the beautiful colors of the world.

[05:05:29] Welcome to Tentap.

[05:05:31] Would you say that a fire could contain the colors of a rainbow to some extent?

[05:05:41] Yes.

[05:05:43] I would never set a rainbow on fire.

[05:05:47] Right, right.

[05:05:48] Rainbow is too beautiful.

[05:05:51] A- is it possible that you might have seen a, uh, you know, a pot of fire at the end of the rainbow?

[05:06:03] No. Maybe like a pot of- going over three of your puppies.

[05:06:08] Right, but, uh, I mean, like, a fire could be the same color as going for three of your puppies sometimes.

[05:06:15] Oh my god, what?

[05:06:18] I didn't know the same- the same color or not.

[05:06:21] I don't want to talk to you for a while.

[05:06:28] Get him out of here!

[05:06:33] You're a jerk!

[05:06:38] I don't want to talk to him.

[05:06:54] Yo, Bubba Gert, how much longer do we have to do this?

[05:06:57] How much longer are we doing simple Jordan?

[05:06:59] Oh, is this the pit?

[05:07:06] 470 from 409 direct

[05:07:35] Clear the pit

[05:07:36] What's Turret a status?

[05:07:38] All right, what am I dealing with this suspect seriously gonna be able to come back and talk to him?

[05:07:48] Yeah, I saw I saw Jordy getting launched. All right. He's actually on his way back

[05:07:56] Mr. Seal

[05:07:58] Would you like a coloring book or something while you wait?

[05:08:04] Yeah.

[05:08:06] Alright, give me all of them.

[05:08:09] I think they're actually trying to raid me.

[05:08:35] What's happening here?

[05:08:42] Raiding Simple Jordan.

[05:08:45] Classic combo.

[05:08:47] There you go.

[05:09:01] There you go.

[05:09:03] I don't know. I didn't see him before the accident or any accident. I didn't see him before the bridge accident. She just hit me with her car.

[05:09:24] When did you see him last?

[05:09:26] last I saw him at the garage like I don't know 20 minutes before that and then I saw

[05:09:33] him in tea so I went to ask what was going on and some guy a four wheeler put him on

[05:09:37] his vehicle and drove away and you guys chase me instead was he talking normally I didn't

[05:09:42] I didn't hear anything I pulled up Truddy was screaming like a banshee at me to fuck

[05:09:46] off so I just fucked up and then when I was fucking off y'all pitted me okay god

[05:10:17] damn I wish crane was here oh shit email crane I don't know if simple Jordan

[05:11:09] would do that can they rate if you have firearms license they can try to raid for

[05:11:18] whatever the fuck they want it's all about if a judge wants to sign it you

[05:11:36] know what I mean that's for Jerry I went the world's best attorney

[05:11:54] just like here I'll see why are you dressed like that

[05:12:19] Uh, honestly, this is just a weird, uh, we are gonna do an event at Q, um, that, and

[05:12:31] then, you know, something happened, you guys thought I was breaking someone out?

[05:12:36] I don't know how to do that.

[05:12:38] Mmm, okay, okay.

[05:12:39] I want to apologize to both of you, charity should hopefully be done with the hospital

[05:12:45] soon.

[05:12:46] You either one of you need food or water.

[05:12:53] I'm dead, P.K.

[05:12:55] Where are they?

[05:12:56] Jordan, hungry, thirsty, anything?

[05:12:58] No.

[05:13:00] Water, water.

[05:13:02] It's not my wife, she just called me crying.

[05:13:05] Not hitting on your wife.

[05:13:06] You did, that's not what she just told me.

[05:13:08] You wanted me to call her.

[05:13:10] Well, she said you're harassing her constantly asking her out.

[05:13:13] I'm pretty sure I heard the conversation.

[05:13:15] It sounded like she was propositioning, well...

[05:13:18] I believe it was 2 a.m., a booty call,

[05:13:22] call and then a hunt hang up her end. She asked me to call her at 2 a.m. when I got

[05:13:28] off work. What's going on with the Jordan? I was not on scene for any one of these situations,

[05:13:46] so this all is on terrain. What's he doing? He likes to look and look and some crans,

[05:13:52] and I think he's real happy about that. I think he's escaping custody, reckless

[05:13:55] I don't know where criminal use of a firearm is coming into this treaty. I did not use a firearm at all

[05:14:03] Would you know anybody escape?

[05:14:05] So we have a coloring book and crayons for the children and

[05:14:12] Person who actually put Jordan on his four-wheeler and drove away. I just drove away because I was told to fuck off

[05:14:25] We saw

[05:14:36] I

[05:14:45] It looks like we got just like a thousand pack from the company and it's like 20 years ago or something there

[05:14:51] Just like in a big fucking pile in there. I think those were made with like lead or something

[05:14:55] I believe it I'm just a little worried he might eat them

[05:15:00] He's a good boy. 39 months

[05:15:03] 925

[05:15:06] Escape in custody

[05:15:13] I'm gonna do two separate incidents, but that's the total

[05:15:16] I don't where do you have me?

[05:15:19] Act a lot when people were trying to blow up my car and don't involve

[05:15:28] Someone on a roof someone anywhere else you said you didn't check anywhere else except that one

[05:15:40] It's his bad from the roof. Yeah, it's ready. Did you check the gunshot came?

[05:15:43] exactly where it came from it was right in front of my face so you saw you saw

[05:15:47] the person shoot you saw it I heard the gunshot go off right in front of me

[05:15:52] somebody had a gun in their hand I didn't see who did you GSR test all the

[05:15:55] people on the scene I GSR tested at least three of them yes but there's a

[05:15:59] few people on the lot that have gun licenses okay and it's your gun it's

[05:16:04] your gun I don't want to get sued for keeping a special needs adult here all

[05:16:07] day. Well we haven't determined that he is yet he might just be um look you're

[05:16:14] in my picture yeah okay it's me and Theradea here oh listen Theradea? Yeah

[05:16:34] It's a

[05:16:40] Wow

[05:16:42] Man, what's your like name full name? What's my full name? Sorry. I didn't hear you. Yeah, will Amina Kappa pot

[05:16:53] spelled will hell Mina

[05:16:57] Like the German spelling my god, there's a lot of confines here

[05:17:05] What do you think?

[05:17:07] My gosh, he's complaining about skill

[05:17:09] Oh shit this...

[05:17:12] Oh that's so cute.

[05:17:19] This being my best friend too many.

[05:17:22] So I don't know if you know this already but can you...

[05:17:26] Oh can you see that? You're not a decipherer too many.

[05:17:29] This is good. I'll hand it to you.

[05:17:32] No I got it.

[05:17:36] Are you gonna hand it to me? I handed it to you as well too many.

[05:17:41] This actually matches the scene pretty well

[05:17:49] from what I recall.

[05:17:53] You notice how he's holding his hand and pointing it at you, Trinity?

[05:17:56] You think that might be...

[05:17:58] Wait, is there a drawing? Can I see the drawing?

[05:18:00] There's a rainbow.

[05:18:01] What is this? Is that...

[05:18:03] Is that my badge?

[05:18:04] It's a bit.

[05:18:07] Hey!

[05:18:09] Let me see the drawing!

[05:18:10] I think that might be his, like, rendition of the shooting.

[05:18:14] Dude, if they brought that to my shows,

[05:18:17] Charles I'm gonna start to lose my fucking shit

[05:18:21] If it's criminal use we have to go you'll

[05:18:27] You'll get five more subs you choke on a color. All right, which color? No, this is mig's thing

[05:18:44] Unless someone in unless you guys want to bid for the color

[05:18:47] Five minutes bidding starts now

[05:18:54] Whoever gets the most subs in five minutes wins the color. Hey Siri

[05:19:02] Send alarm for five minutes

[05:19:04] You were there. You didn't see the shooter you

[05:19:14] None of them were me. I don't know man

[05:19:18] All right sounds flimsy at best

[05:19:22] Yo die stock with the gifted sub appreciate that not gonna cut it though, but I do appreciate the uh

[05:19:30] The gifted sub thank you so much check anywhere else didn't check

[05:19:33] Nick's five on green from didn't check the lot didn't check the courthouse steps

[05:19:40] He just assumed that he thought he found the first case. They assumed it was me. That's fucked up

[05:19:51] He didn't check anywhere else

[05:19:53] Because there weren't a pacing, because you didn't need to look at me, because you have a personal vendetta against me.

[05:19:59] Why would I have?

[05:20:00] What's it gonna be?

[05:20:01] Because I won't have sex with you, that's fine.

[05:20:03] But that's not even true.

[05:20:04] What?

[05:20:05] You've said multiple times that you will.

[05:20:06] All of them?

[05:20:07] The whole fucking time back?

[05:20:08] You literally just said it a few minutes ago when you said that tonight, I don't get anything.

[05:20:13] Because of this.

[05:20:14] Yeah, again tonight, you don't get anything, because I'm not having sex with you, Truddy.

[05:20:18] That's disgusting.

[05:20:19] Okay.

[05:20:20] That doesn't matter.

[05:20:21] That has nothing to do with anything.

[05:20:22] Well, it sounds like you're changing your story a lot here, Toretty.

[05:20:25] Okay.

[05:20:26] You've got to fit your narrative of what I was going on here.

[05:20:28] What narrative, Copperpot?

[05:20:29] Somebody shot me in the area.

[05:20:31] I checked the whole area where the gunshot was.

[05:20:33] Everything you got, son of a bitch.

[05:20:35] You just said you didn't check the whole area.

[05:20:37] You said you didn't check the roof.

[05:20:39] You didn't check the whole area.

[05:20:41] The gunshot didn't come from the roof.

[05:20:43] I would have heard it from the boss.

[05:20:45] Hey, hey, hey, everyone's down.

[05:20:47] What?

[05:20:48] He's on the train, but I don't think you should be pushing that charge right now.

[05:21:13] Sense him for what do you feel or we could release impending an investigation

[05:21:18] And he had no guns or anything on him because of course they dumped him right out

[05:21:28] Based on the time period

[05:21:30] Between when we saw him in the direction that we saw him traveling and his alibi being pdm

[05:21:35] The gun is was probably dumped and not stashed and one of his

[05:21:40] Residences or vehicles

[05:21:44] Trying to push for terrorism. I knew as of three months ago. I guess or whenever that was

[05:21:49] Maybe

[05:21:55] That's why I said, like, question Jordan if you want, although I don't think he's in the right state of mind.

[05:22:00] We got 30 days.

[05:22:02] I think we need, he needs to rest up.

[05:22:05] Okay.

[05:22:06] It's not right to send him to jail like this.

[05:22:08] We'll work on it later.

[05:22:09] Alright, then send Copperpot if you're wanting to withhold charges, because of the 30-day window, then let's cut him loose.

[05:22:13] It's better.

[05:22:14] Yeah.

[05:22:15] Okay.

[05:22:16] Oh.

[05:22:18] Okay.

[05:22:19] Yeah.

[05:22:20] Alright, Copperpot.

[05:22:22] I don't know what to say to you.

[05:22:25] I know you want

[05:22:27] God damn it. I I do I don't know what you want for me. I do have a case. You didn't check anywhere anywhere else for that

[05:22:34] Just said you didn't see the shooter

[05:22:36] You were facing the car or something like that. He said it was the shot

[05:22:45] Are you wanting to cut Jordan loose? Yes, okay. All right, mr. Steele here. I'll walk you out. He escaped

[05:22:52] I don't know what's going on with him, oh he did escape custody, I didn't feel right putting him in jet

[05:23:04] Hey, I think the, uh, is eating the crayon?

[05:23:08] If I need to get him back, he's, um, get in there.

[05:23:12] Malton, help him.

[05:23:14] He's...

[05:23:16] Hang on, hang on.

[05:23:18] Can I get two shoes out of here?

[05:23:22] Oh my god, it's the crayons.

[05:23:28] I'll turn him on.

[05:23:29] Are you hung up?

[05:23:30] What are you doing?

[05:23:31] This is not the time.

[05:23:32] This is a Heimlich maneuver.

[05:23:33] Oh, okay.

[05:23:34] Okay.

[05:23:35] I didn't see you.

[05:23:36] Cuff it up.

[05:23:37] Cuff it up.

[05:23:38] He's got a good name built in my mouth.

[05:23:40] Okay, look.

[05:23:41] Okay, he's talking.

[05:23:42] If they're not watching us through.

[05:23:44] Sorry.

[05:23:45] He's like a dog.

[05:23:46] We just got to hold his nose until he spits it out.

[05:23:49] Okay.

[05:23:50] I'll grab his.

[05:23:51] I'll try to stick my finger down his throat and get it out.

[05:23:53] Okay.

[05:23:54] Well, he's passed out now.

[05:23:55] Okay.

[05:23:56] That's good.

[05:23:57] hour and a fucking half are you sucking my dick right now to ready and this shit

[05:24:01] is

[05:24:05] I came to save them

[05:24:07] uh nothing to say sergeant

[05:24:09] you want to

[05:24:10] you're all good

[05:24:11] I'm really not gonna

[05:24:12] what happened

[05:24:13] I am saying if you're still breathing

[05:24:15] other than what?

[05:24:16] yeah

[05:24:17] got his hands on

[05:24:18] oh ok

[05:24:19] I'm just gonna

[05:24:20] you can throw me in

[05:24:21] what happened to him

[05:24:22] and he's consumed the crayons so

[05:24:24] um

[05:24:25] What am I gonna tell Fred?

[05:24:28] That he ate a bunch of crayon. He ate a bunch of crayon. He ate a pack of crayons and he has a rainbow in his mouth

[05:24:33] Can you let the emas down here?

[05:24:38] Wait hold on wait, Malton can I-

[05:24:40] Can you please just start using a copy?

[05:24:42] No, I gotta fucking get this rainbow out of his mouth.

[05:24:45] Sorry, can you just clarify?

[05:24:47] If I plead not guilty, my weapons license gets taken away?

[05:24:51] Yes

[05:24:52] pending the outcome of the trial.

[05:24:54] He doesn't look good. I can't see like the light in his eyes fading, dude.

[05:25:00] Like Bayley will help.

[05:25:04] Is it Bayley?

[05:25:06] I don't like Bayley.

[05:25:08] He's over here. I'm not touching him on the left of my list. We're related. It's gross.

[05:25:15] Well then he can fucking die.

[05:25:17] Bayley, he put 8 crayons in his mouth and swallowed him.

[05:25:21] Why would he swallow 8 crayons?

[05:25:22] The crayons may have led him.

[05:25:24] The crayons may have led him.

[05:25:26] He's not no he's not breathing. I checked his airway

[05:25:49] One two three four five six seven eight nine ten

[05:25:59] Okay

[05:26:04] Okay, call it all out Jordan.

[05:26:07] Here we go.

[05:26:09] Alright, we're going to give you a high-flow auction.

[05:26:12] Matthew, you can take it on and off as needed.

[05:26:14] Oh, look at all the colors coming out.

[05:26:17] Okay, oh my gosh.

[05:26:18] Yeah, that sounds like a lot of that.

[05:26:20] Yeah, that's good.

[05:26:21] I had to try and just usually give refunds for a hose or something.

[05:26:25] You know what's dissatisfaction?

[05:26:26] What is that?

[05:26:27] The crayons on him.

[05:26:28] Well, I mean...

[05:26:30] Well...

[05:26:32] He was uh, he might have gotten himself from the office. I didn't see I don't really know where you got the crayons

[05:27:06] Yeah, he looks fine, let's just get it out of the way together.

[05:27:09] Hey Jordan, come here.

[05:27:10] What's going on?

[05:27:11] Something else happens that we can pass off is not being the original cause.

[05:27:15] Do you have any...

[05:27:16] Do you know where your wife is?

[05:27:18] Oh, okay, there she is.

[05:27:23] Well, Kayden, she's fine with the angels.

[05:27:26] We're swimming with the fishes.

[05:27:29] Um, I think she...

[05:27:36] No, no, they buried her.

[05:27:38] That's right.

[05:27:39] neither actually she's buried with the worms I think it's the saying yeah yeah I know I know

[05:27:51] good day well hey I'm we're gonna have your wife come down here and

[05:27:56] hang on let's have your wife your wife is gonna pick you up sir weee sir your your wife is going

[05:28:15] me to pick you up. Weeeeeee! Hehehehehehehe!

[05:28:24] I need a welfare check, he's running down the middle of the street. Weeeeeee!

[05:28:30] We're going westbound on, uh, Vesvuche. Hehehehe.

[05:28:35] Jordan, I'm gonna have to tackle you so you don't get hit by a car. You're gonna have to jump.

[05:28:43] Left exactly so you don't get hit by a car. Hehehehehehe.

[05:28:48] Oh god. Weeeeeee! You can't catch me, I'm an empty.

[05:28:53] god all right it's okay oh yeah what do we do now it's a very simple joy on

[05:29:21] your life oh okay yeah here you go hey did he get it by a car no I tackled

[05:29:34] him cuz he was running down the middle of the street man shut the fuck up did

[05:29:38] he get it by a car because that really could have caused brain damage or

[05:29:40] something if you got hit by a car when he was running in the middle of

[05:29:43] street that could hurt you in the head right like if you were to get hit by a

[05:29:49] car and the dry lance yeah I could hey Nanny come here so I can't send it

[05:29:58] that we're ocean kids alright so you're your husband's gonna be free to go

[05:30:03] however he is in the words of the psychologist stacking in a very child

[05:30:08] I'd like to meet her right now.

[05:30:10] Hey, baby.

[05:30:11] I love you.

[05:30:12] I love you.

[05:30:13] Oh, no.

[05:30:14] It's simple.

[05:30:15] Is it all in the satch?

[05:30:16] It's probably from, like, the cars or something.

[05:30:19] Yeah.

[05:30:20] Probably from that.

[05:30:21] There's a lot of smog, and it could have, like, yeah.

[05:30:25] All right.

[05:30:26] All right.

[05:30:27] All right.

[05:30:28] Let's go.

[05:30:29] Okay.

[05:30:30] If you're ready, I'll uncoff them and release them into your custody.

[05:30:31] All right.

[05:30:32] Let's try it and see how this goes.

[05:30:34] All right.

[05:30:35] Get in the car.

[05:30:38] Okay.

[05:30:39] I'm just gonna take a drive around.

[05:30:43] Love your hat.

[05:30:44] Come on, please.

[05:30:45] I love you guys.

[05:30:47] Yeah, yeah, we love you too, Jordan.

[05:30:49] Love you too, Jordan.

[05:30:50] Take care.

[05:30:53] Why do you keep mentioning brain damage?

[05:30:55] I don't know.

[05:30:56] How's it going, everyone?

[05:30:58] Hi.

[05:30:59] Oh, God.

[05:31:00] Good.

[05:31:01] Good.

[05:31:02] How's it going?

[05:31:03] I got a really good idea.

[05:31:04] Oh, okay.

[05:31:05] I can hear it.

[05:31:15] Mr. Seal?

[05:31:16] Let's go to garage Q.

[05:31:18] You know we did not give money away

[05:31:31] we still money we should try to make

[05:31:35] people happy more okay we're gonna have

[05:31:38] to get that psychologist

[05:31:40] Oh my god

[05:31:43] What that miss Lenny I take it go back. I need a gun. Go back to me. All right. Here you go

[05:32:00] What

[05:32:03] You guys got you

[05:32:10] You got you

[05:32:17] Yeah, I'll pay you double the price all right. I'll try to get some I need a hundred all right give me your phone

[05:32:29] Yeah, are you about a chopper now?

[05:32:37] Come on guys, let's go chop part for eight hours

[05:32:40] Hey, what's going on?

[05:32:41] Is there anybody you can get me?

[05:32:43] I can try.

[05:32:44] Please, let me know.

[05:32:45] Hello?

[05:32:46] I need an ASAP.

[05:32:47] Okay.

[05:32:48] Alright.

[05:32:49] Thanks.

[05:32:50] Why the hell are we on friendly people?

[05:32:51] It's a nice thing to do.

[05:32:52] Oh, my God.

[05:32:53] Let me have much money.

[05:32:54] Do you want me to give them?

[05:32:55] I'll be back for the lot.

[05:32:56] Oh, shit.

[05:32:57] I can't believe you're here.

[05:32:58] Oh, that's not too much.

[05:32:59] Hold on.

[05:33:02] That's a day pass.

[05:33:03] What's up?

[05:33:04] Hi.

[05:33:05] What's going on with you?

[05:33:06] Why are you talking like that?

[05:33:07] Oh, shit.

[05:33:09] I'm sorry.

[05:33:10] I'm sorry.

[05:33:13] I'm sorry.

[05:33:14] like that. He got high on crayons. Alright guys. Hey Jordan. Oh god. Do you have any water

[05:33:26] you could drink? No. I don't want water. Do you want a burger? I'm gonna go work at the

[05:33:33] taco stop. You really don't want to do that. You can just pick a delivery up here at

[05:34:53] the counter and it'll pay your GPS and where to take it. You're my best friend.

[05:34:59] Oh, okay.

[05:35:01] Do you want to be friends together?

[05:35:04] I don't I don't know you

[05:35:08] Okay

[05:36:08] And Jordan back listen you guys gifted subs for this

[05:36:30] This is what you guys wanted

[05:36:37] What else am I supposed to do with simple Jordan?

[05:36:42] You guys want?

[05:37:00] Hey Jordan, just turn around and grab your order. It's gonna be fine.

[05:37:03] I work at the taco shop now. Leave me alone.

[05:37:06] You really need your help.

[05:37:08] You need to grab your order though.

[05:37:10] Okay.

[05:37:11] Can you grab your food?

[05:37:12] Are you okay?

[05:37:13] Thanks for got a ice cream.

[05:37:18] This is for you and God.

[05:37:20] Help me, best friend!

[05:37:22] Help!

[05:37:23] We're friends.

[05:37:24] Help me, best friend!

[05:37:25] We're having to do an intervention.

[05:37:27] Help!

[05:37:28] I wanna work at the taco shop now!

[05:37:30] I wanna work at the taco shop! Help!

[05:37:32] I wanna work at the taco shop now!

[05:37:34] Help!

[05:37:36] I wanna work at the taco shop!

[05:37:38] Everything's fine.

[05:37:40] Help!

[05:37:42] I wanna work at the taco shop!

[05:37:46] Help!

[05:37:48] He works at the taco shop, man.

[05:37:50] Let me work at the taco shop, please!

[05:37:52] Do you wanna open the door back here for me?

[05:37:54] Yeah.

[05:37:56] Help!

[05:37:58] You can't be fine.

[05:38:04] I don't wanna work at the...

[05:38:08] I need to pull it forward for Miss Gemma.

[05:38:16] Back to the lot. I haven't...

[05:38:18] We're gonna do this.

[05:38:23] Miss Gil, we're gonna remind you

[05:38:27] when it's like we're at a parking lot.

[05:38:29] Same thing you did to me when I started.

[05:38:32] We're gonna do it to you.

[05:38:34] It stayed with me, bro.

[05:38:36] It reminded me. Like it.

[05:38:38] You just told him what we're gonna do.

[05:38:40] Goddamn it, Ham.

[05:38:42] That's the whole plan. What the fuck, Peter?

[05:38:44] I don't know what it is.

[05:38:46] Yeah, he is kind of stupid right now.

[05:38:48] Yeah!

[05:38:50] I'm just trying to carry some...

[05:38:53] No, I won't take that.

[05:38:56] I mean, worst case scenario, like, if nothing works, then...

[05:38:59] How do you cure crayon poisoning?

[05:39:02] You need to pick a razor.

[05:39:05] We need to...

[05:39:06] Wait, did he just...?

[05:39:08] Oh no, he's... I'm never mind. I'm fine.

[05:39:10] Can we make him vomit?

[05:39:13] I don't know if that worked.

[05:39:15] We don't really need to doctor it.

[05:39:17] Oh yeah, they should do that.

[05:39:22] We should do a Brains Transplant.

[05:39:24] Alright. It was right in front of that tree over there.

[05:39:27] A Brains Transplant? Yeah, that's probably a thing.

[05:39:42] Come on, sweetie. It's gonna be fine.

[05:39:44] You'll be back to your tacos in no time. Just don't stress out, okay?

[05:39:48] Get back to the taco set.

[05:39:51] You'll be back in no time.

[05:39:53] You don't want to go there, dude.

[05:39:55] Do you know what this is, Mr. Steel?

[05:39:59] this is the parking lot this is the Cayden Memorial Pistree okay all right get

[05:40:09] on your knees can you I don't think you can get on your goddamn knees all right

[05:40:28] open your open your mouth open your mouth open your goddamn crayon

[05:40:37] Why you

[05:40:41] It's in his mouth

[05:40:43] It's in his mouth

[05:40:44] This is what I'm fighting with!

[05:40:48] This is what happens every day!

[05:40:50] You're gonna be guilty!

[05:40:52] Holy moly, that's scary

[05:40:54] Holy moly

[05:41:00] And you know what?

[05:41:02] You fucking love it!

[05:41:04] Actually what it's like

[05:41:09] Every day it's like a gun in your mouth

[05:41:14] Okay, I love this

[05:41:24] Did it work?

[05:41:25] No

[05:41:26] So sounds like I don't know

[05:41:28] He still sounds borderline

[05:41:32] Oh dear

[05:41:34] I think we made it worse

[05:41:37] Hey Jordan

[05:41:39] Do you want some ice cream?

[05:41:41] I can't eat tanner

[05:41:43] Wait, fuck my grand

[05:41:49] I need a fucking mouth dude

[05:41:53] Fuck your lord

[05:41:55] Somebody take all of his crayons

[05:41:57] Don't leave

[05:42:07] Take all of those crayons

[05:42:12] back to the taco so I think we're just gonna have to set him on fire to melt the crayons out of

[05:42:18] a system yeah I think you're right crayons do melt when they get too warm they do they really do

[05:42:28] perfect oh Agnes has said that she can help does anyone have gasoline just like

[05:42:35] cleansing I mean cleansing fire is good it's a good idea help hey guys parking is free today at

[05:42:48] the lot he's $200 party is not for you do you see what's going on here sir I

[05:42:56] floss my husband are you are you appreciate that I love the lean boys

[05:43:03] oh do you use genus funny

[05:43:09] I think you could quite finish that one you're gonna have to say it again yeah

[05:43:17] What was that?

[05:43:17] Yeah, I love you.

[05:43:20] What?

[05:43:21] Let me.

[05:43:23] Let's start, could you not hug me?

[05:43:25] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:43:26] Letty, come here, come here.

[05:43:27] It's my husband.

[05:43:28] Sweet parking.

[05:43:29] So, eating crayons has very thoroughly turned him into barny, right?

[05:43:35] Like, barny the dinosaur?

[05:43:36] No.

[05:43:37] And do you know how they fixed barny the dinosaur?

[05:43:54] Shut it, shut it in.

[05:43:56] We gotta, we gotta go back.

[05:44:01] Here, let me join you if we're gonna do this.

[05:44:05] Come on let's go work at the taco stop.

[05:44:10] Come on, full speed ahead.

[05:44:15] Take me to the taco stop.

[05:44:17] You want to go to the taco shop?

[05:44:19] Yeah, I'm going to work at the taco stop.

[05:44:22] Please do not take him to the taco shop.

[05:44:24] He is all sorts of messed up on crayons right now.

[05:44:27] Why do you smoke?

[05:44:29] Okay, what happened to him?

[05:44:31] He ate a ton of crayons and this is how he turned out, okay?

[05:44:34] Look at the glove box.

[05:44:36] Don't take my, don't take the advanced for pickets, and I'm like...

[05:44:39] What is this?

[05:44:41] You gotta stick it up your nose.

[05:44:43] What?

[05:44:44] Perfect.

[05:44:47] Dude, dude, is this happy powder?

[05:44:49] I don't know.

[05:44:51] Yeah, I'll get you taken clear of.

[05:44:53] Oh, I feel like a real airplane.

[05:44:55] I think I can fly for real.

[05:44:57] Oh, no.

[05:44:58] Oh, no.

[05:45:00] Oh, gosh.

[05:45:20] Maybe it's so they can see.

[05:45:23] Hey guys, I can fly for real!

[05:45:45] Hey!

[05:45:48] Hey guys, I think I can really thuh...

[05:46:18] I did not mean to fall.

[05:46:37] Yo!

[05:46:38] I don't know how to pronounce this.

[05:46:41] Jidoole.

[05:46:42] Jidoole.

[05:46:44] Jidoole.

[05:46:46] Right?

[05:46:46] Ten gifted subs, I don't know. Thank you!

[05:46:52] For the ten gifted...

[05:46:54] I can't speak French. I can't speak French. What do you want me to do?

[05:46:58] Thank you for the tech gifted

[05:47:04] Dudo

[05:47:10] Much easier, thank you for the tech gifted

[05:47:17] Thank you for the tech gifted we did it we could actually fly we flew

[05:47:35] I'm gonna be all right. Thank you, Nicky.

[05:47:42] Oh, God. Thank you.

[05:47:44] Who's your hostess?

[05:47:46] There he is.

[05:47:48] Oh, my God, okay.

[05:47:51] Don't worry, God. If you're gonna help me, it's Jordan.

[05:47:54] Yeah, he's fine.

[05:47:55] If you can't fix this crown, then you might just have to put him down.

[05:47:59] No, he's gonna be shooting full of tranquilizers, but he already jumps at this point, so...

[05:48:03] He's in a corn.

[05:48:04] At least now, he's...

[05:48:05] He's sticking in my mouth.

[05:48:07] Thank God he's fine. He's alive.

[05:48:11] I'm a nanny.

[05:48:13] I'm gonna fight those of me, too.

[05:48:15] Well, look! I...

[05:48:18] Honestly, he's so fucking skinny.

[05:48:20] Like, crayons, they're kind of healthy for you.

[05:48:22] They don't really have, like, calories or anything like that.

[05:48:25] Okay, well, that can't be true.

[05:48:29] Well, there's a lot of nutritional value.

[05:48:33] That's right here.

[05:48:34] Yeah.

[05:48:35] See, you know, I was prepared to just gun him down

[05:48:37] if he was still up, but now I don't ever want to hook with him

[05:48:40] because the CMS is the department.

[05:48:42] God damn it.

[05:48:43] Alright, let's crack the alien, yes.

[05:48:45] Fintape, you know?

[05:48:47] There's choking on it.

[05:48:51] Hey, Steve, why don't you feed him ice cream?

[05:48:53] You want an ice cream and it's all gonna melt.

[05:48:55] I believe you, I believe you.

[05:48:56] I bought five ice creams.

[05:48:58] That's so wrong.

[05:49:00] I don't want any.

[05:49:02] You have any crayon flavor?

[05:49:03] I don't want you wanting it.

[05:49:03] Hey, Bailey, we need to get a lot here.

[05:49:05] We'll cut you down.

[05:49:06] I have the worst flavor in the world.

[05:49:07] Have you guys ever had Play-Doh ice cream?

[05:49:09] What happened?

[05:49:10] Hey, Nanny, you know if he said it worked, it's on the kids.

[05:49:12] I think I can get this.

[05:49:14] Um, I mean he has two, right?

[05:49:18] I think I still need to let him in this hole.

[05:49:21] Oh my gosh.

[05:49:22] Don't worry.

[05:49:23] I'm okay.

[05:49:24] I think it's contagious.

[05:49:25] I'm pretty sure Tanner has it now.

[05:49:27] No, he's got the ring to give him.

[05:49:29] What?

[05:49:30] Yeah.

[05:49:31] Yeah.

[05:49:32] We have no choice.

[05:49:33] We have to execute them.

[05:49:34] Yeah, we need to.

[05:49:35] I'm going to go get some gas.

[05:49:36] I'm going to get some gas.

[05:49:41] You tried to fly Bailey.

[05:49:43] Jordan convinced me.

[05:49:45] This is pretty fun.

[05:49:49] If you need somebody to take care of him, just let me know.

[05:49:52] Oh, that could be fun.

[05:49:54] I made half of the way to use.

[05:49:56] You know, I think you care half of it.

[05:49:58] Oh, yeah, that could be fun.

[05:49:59] Let's do that.

[05:50:04] Yeah, alright, that could be fun.

[05:50:06] I want to do that.

[05:50:13] Is that a good thing?

[05:50:14] Do it?

[05:50:18] No.

[05:50:19] Hey, did you park the building too, Jordan?

[05:50:22] Yeah.

[05:50:24] My husband's your best friend?

[05:50:26] Bailey's my best friend.

[05:50:28] Bailey's your best friend?

[05:50:30] You're a really good guy, Jordan.

[05:50:32] I love you, Bailey.

[05:50:34] You're so funny when you're good at being an EMS.

[05:50:36] Well, you're so good at empowering people

[05:50:38] and doing your job and owning your own business.

[05:50:41] I might not have to drill into his head of toys on a room.

[05:50:43] I'll get you an IV started, but because you flew so far,

[05:50:46] we gotta get you to the hospital, okay?

[05:50:48] And hopefully get some fresh fluids on you to get the crayons out.

[05:50:51] Hey, man, can we take him to the-

[05:50:56] talking other place

[05:50:59] Can't I just bring that equipment to the hospital?

[05:51:05] Maybe it's transferred to him, but it's up to you right well, I wanna see but you're more than happy to work in a doctor

[05:51:13] okay

[05:51:15] I respect my wife and

[05:51:18] cheating is not okay

[05:51:23] I'm sure that she didn't mean it

[05:51:25] I'm sure that it was okay that she did that that was an accident

[05:51:32] Did you see how far we flew Jordan?

[05:51:38] Yeah, we were in real airplanes

[05:51:45] I'm proud of you dude

[05:51:51] Hey Finn, how the fuck did this happen bro?

[05:51:56] What's going to come?

[05:52:03] I ain't got some friends with my man.

[05:52:05] Money? Oh right.

[05:52:07] I'm gonna have it and then I come back here.

[05:52:09] Meanwhile, 5-0's asking if Jordan could be a cop again?

[05:52:12] Well if anything, this is a better argument.

[05:52:14] I mean this is a good argument for it, right?

[05:52:16] Definitely not.

[05:52:29] If you might have a...

[05:52:31] What are you doing in this car now?

[05:52:33] I could try going in your car and get back out.

[05:52:37] Yeah, I'm going in this car now!

[05:52:39] He can!

[05:52:41] Alright, I brought the gas, we can uh...

[05:52:43] Can you throw down the knife?

[05:52:45] Can you throw the right one?

[05:52:51] So, there you go!

[05:52:53] He can! Let's go!

[05:53:02] Is Wrangler not really fun for you or something?

[05:53:13] I mean, no?

[05:53:15] So what happened to you anyway? Why are you so weird?

[05:53:17] No, it's not that, I just want to play Jordan.

[05:53:19] I just feel like Jordan's really good right now.

[05:53:21] Heeey!

[05:53:23] I don't know, Jordan's just so fucking good right now dude.

[05:54:11] I just hope I start to get the energy to stream more.

[05:54:25] I still feel like I'm missing out on a lot.

[05:54:28] really frustrating because I don't know like my energy starting to come back but

[05:54:34] I'm still like drained and shit but I'm getting back on my routine so hopefully

[05:54:44] that'll help not at all sometimes

[05:54:59] Sometimes I throw Kyle or like Snow on or Vader or Buddha or really anybody.

[05:55:12] Sometimes I throw anybody on.

[05:55:15] Alright Daddy, what do you want to do here?

[05:55:17] You want to gel into his brother?

[05:55:19] Might be dangerous.

[05:55:20] You think we need to release the pressure?

[05:55:22] Under pressure?

[05:55:24] I don't know.

[05:55:26] Just like mourning people.

[05:55:28] Before I, you know.

[05:55:30] first what are you gonna give him like there's just fucking nothing I've been

[05:55:49] so fucking bored there's just nothing to watch and well neither is eating

[05:55:53] fucking crayons but here we are second time I'm not gasoline for nothing you

[05:56:05] guys are lucky cuz you have me to watch hey guys it's an open view and you can

[05:56:17] come on in maybe 10 hours out of the week oh well I'm so fucking sorry I'm so

[05:56:35] sorry that I haven't made enough time for you guys during my cancer treatment

[05:57:26] All you get it haven't even married for like

[05:57:41] I had to talk dirty to you really sorry about this and there is an audience but

[05:57:58] We engage in sexual intercourse and you know, it's fabulous and

[05:58:04] I love men, but mostly my husband, and sometimes I like your muscles when you're wearing your wife's beater.

[05:58:17] Thank you for not beating me.

[05:58:20] This is not going to do it for me. I'm going to be honest.

[05:58:22] Why do I have to stay agnest?

[05:58:24] Hey, Jerk, remember that time under the bridge with all the teeth?

[05:58:28] Take your place, nudge.

[05:58:35] You son of a bitch.

[05:58:43] You son of a bitch.

[05:58:45] I hate it when women fight over me

[05:59:08] That's just a side effect

[05:59:28] Don't got more aggressive how the hell

[05:59:31] Yeah, you might want to keep your distance. He's probably gonna come up swinging

[05:59:35] All right guys got it. You ready?

[05:59:38] Get your guns out

[05:59:40] Well, Penta's characters go through ridiculous surgeries. Apparently I can't fucking I can't escape it in real life

[05:59:50] I can't fucking escape it in fucking RP either dude

[06:01:55] Jordan

[06:02:54] this she just said that I would come up but maybe more aggressively so this is

[06:04:16] what I thought of need to stop give me Agnes

[06:05:06] Jordan you need to jump please you come with Jordan if we just lock him in

[06:05:53] there with the crazy doctor and let him do whatever he wants

[06:06:09] Okay, okay stop crying. You're gonna be fine.

[06:06:12] Oh, she needs to have her locks too!

[06:06:15] Oh god.

[06:06:16] I don't think I'm bleeding anymore.

[06:06:18] Where is the doctor?

[06:06:19] I'm not good at cutting. I'm not here.

[06:06:24] Jordan! What's wrong?

[06:06:25] Hey Jordan!

[06:06:26] I'm not bleeding. I'm not taking anything.

[06:06:28] Jordan, you're not so good.

[06:06:29] I got a doctor.

[06:06:43] Alright, if you don't want him again...

[06:06:45] Jordan, stop hitting people that hard.

[06:06:59] You're a hero, Dan. You son of a bitch.

[06:07:01] Right here, I'll neutralize him.

[06:07:05] Jim, I'll put the bag down. I'm gonna shoot you. Stop it.

[06:07:09] There he's neutralized

[06:07:19] You shoot already no

[06:07:24] He didn't hit me with a hatchet as well as a bastard

[06:07:27] Oh god, oh god

[06:07:40] They just left you here

[06:07:48] I'm a priest to sexy Jesus if he needs an exorcism you tell me all right dude. It sounds like you might oh god

[06:08:07] I'm hurt it really sounds like you might

[06:08:12] I'm in pain eat the sushi who's a who's right here? What who's that a man that was hatched

[06:08:18] What the fuck?

[06:08:20] I'm sorry, you got hashed it.

[06:08:22] It's a pretty big gash there.

[06:08:24] The gash is going to take a while.

[06:08:30] I still have my box.

[06:08:32] Oh, thank you.

[06:08:34] Bailey! Jordan!

[06:08:36] Put them down on my TZU.

[06:08:38] I do.

[06:08:40] It's an exorcism, yeah.

[06:08:42] I feel like this isn't the best place for everybody.

[06:08:44] No, no!

[06:08:46] It's not the hospital. It's not a doctor.

[06:08:48] All right, hold on.

[06:08:50] They told me to talk to you Mr. Dan.

[06:08:51] Aaaaaaaah!

[06:08:53] Listen, they told me to talk to you the other time.

[06:08:55] Please!

[06:08:56] They told me to talk to you!

[06:08:58] Ha ha ha!

[06:08:59] You're back.

[06:09:01] Hey doctor.

[06:09:02] Give me a call dude.

[06:09:03] You're needed in the back.

[06:09:04] Uh...

[06:09:05] Agh!

[06:09:06] I know!

[06:09:07] Hey, doctor, how's any surgery?

[06:09:08] Hold on, I need you next, Mrs. N'Brah.

[06:09:11] Wait, doctor, you're good.

[06:09:12] You're good. You're good now.

[06:09:13] I'll...

[06:09:14] Can you come doctor?

[06:09:15] I don't dislike free dog!

[06:09:16] I don't know what to do with you.

[06:09:17] Can you get surgery on doctor?

[06:09:18] Ha ha ha!

[06:09:24] Oh, you know, I knew anything before.

[06:09:27] No.

[06:09:29] If you ask Dr. Agnes to see how to look over Jordan, you're going to be okay.

[06:09:36] I mean, I can look over Jordan if you want to look over her house there.

[06:09:43] Probably should not, please.

[06:09:47] I'm on my feet right now.

[06:09:49] Oh, okay. I mean, if you need to be done, I understand.

[06:09:53] I don't know what to do.

[06:09:55] It's fine. We can just go.

[06:09:59] Yeah, well yeah, cuz I was like supposed to take her brother

[06:10:20] I mean, it's fine whatever

[06:10:41] The doctor looked over him to make sure he or see if he has some sort of brain damage or anything like that

[06:10:52] Okay, you are you are amazing you're you're 100%

[06:10:58] Free to get back out there and help people

[06:11:03] This is a serious story line

[06:11:07] This is like B plot that C plot filler episode filler episode

[06:11:23] I'll be right back

[06:11:25] Check those prime subs 3200 maybe maybe I don't know

[06:11:44] The red hat come out here with us. I don't want you in here. I just don't want you in there with them

[06:11:54] I don't know. Okay, you were unlocked here earlier. I don't know if you're gonna help people

[06:12:19] Your car deserve to be kicked. I wish I could impound it and power game the fucking world out of you

[06:12:30] That's so long that's so long

[06:13:59] What is this?

[06:14:00] I'm freaking out.

[06:14:00] That's good for me.

[06:14:01] I just, what do you want me to do with him?

[06:14:03] I'm just gonna look over the door and get the handcuffs.

[06:14:07] Nobody's gonna take him.

[06:14:08] What?

[06:14:09] No, I'm putting him in the surgery room.

[06:14:10] Fuck you, I'm sure of this.

[06:14:15] Thank you, Dan.

[06:14:16] You did a good job.

[06:14:17] I lost contact with you, but...

[06:14:18] Jordan, why?

[06:14:19] Why?

[06:14:20] Whenever you're feeling better, you're okay.

[06:14:22] Oh, yeah.

[06:14:23] I'm worried about you, Jordan.

[06:14:27] Thank you, Sam, Dan.

[06:14:29] I'll always be your best friend.

[06:14:31] You just hit me with a hatchet.

[06:14:33] I'm gonna hit you with a hug.

[06:14:36] Oh

[06:14:42] I love you. Oh God. I love you too

[06:14:47] All right, Jordan, so I think she's gonna house she's gonna perform some Saras surgery on you and hopefully you'll be back normal Jordan

[06:14:54] All right. I love you, buddy

[06:14:57] Thanks, then you're a good cop. Oh

[06:15:00] She's all she thinks Jordan

[06:15:03] Don't need to be changed. I think mods can do that now I

[06:15:11] I turned it on man. I don't care how messy granola bars are

[06:16:15] if you think that'll help me then do it there

[06:16:22] when you gotta get that rage on someone

[06:16:25] oh no

[06:16:32] I bet you're going in a hatch there buddy

[06:16:34] let's get you down on this car and I'll drill into your head again

[06:16:45] let's go damn it

[06:16:47] yeah okay

[06:16:49] that was pretty good

[06:16:58] Agnes, do you need me to cover you?

[06:17:06] Chad, we have to go with the RP.

[06:17:08] Oh no, I kinda like it like this.

[06:17:10] Okay, awesome.

[06:17:12] I don't like it because they make me sad.

[06:17:14] Fill a hole inside of your head and weld it up.

[06:17:16] I'm gonna take out another chunk of brim.

[06:17:18] Yo, Comrade, thank you for the five gifted subs!

[06:17:25] Hello?

[06:17:27] Thank you.

[06:17:32] That's a lot!

[06:17:34] Here that I got banned from Wild West RP.

[06:17:41] Let me news to me, let me take a look.

[06:17:45] Thank you, you're the best!

[06:17:51] Yes, she definitely is now we're good. I'm gonna get over there this weekend

[06:17:59] I think she said help. Yeah, I'm so glad to see me screaming. I'm here, baby

[06:18:13] The other door the other door

[06:18:32] Agnes must die

[06:18:38] Okay, come on. Fuck, no.

[06:18:46] Ahhhh!

[06:18:50] Listen, can you please stop that?

[06:18:52] Ahhhh!

[06:18:54] Move, move! Get out of the engine!

[06:18:56] Get him in, get him in, get him in, get him in!

[06:18:58] Get him in, get him in!

[06:19:00] Let's go, let's go!

[06:19:02] Why isn't it working?

[06:19:04] I don't know.

[06:19:06] What are you guys up to?

[06:19:08] Ahhhh!

[06:19:10] Oh boy.

[06:19:12] This is a queen. This is a really bad guy.

[06:19:17] Should we turn off the sirens?

[06:19:20] No, it's an emergency.

[06:19:21] Yeah, but they'll follow us?

[06:19:24] Okay.

[06:19:25] Oh, I don't know how good of a plan this is.

[06:19:27] Okay, we're gonna take him to the church and then we're gonna call Nettie.

[06:19:30] The fucking how did he get a godless hilarious dude?

[06:19:33] Whatever it's called.

[06:19:35] I'm gonna ex-hide this motherfucker.

[06:19:37] Nettie, will you make sure he's all buckled up back there for a second?

[06:19:40] He's really angry, but yes, no, that's Gemma, bro

[06:19:55] I'm Nikki your brother in law must kill Agnes

[06:20:00] We're far away now. We need to turn the lights inside Agnes must die. I was only gonna shoot Agnes

[06:20:11] But then you know Dan tried to shoot me over. Will that work for your religious stuff or sexy Jesus?

[06:20:16] Yeah, totally like my main church is in Rockford Hills, but whatever works

[06:20:21] I've got the holy water, which is basically sweat from sexy juices as abs, but uh, I mean

[06:20:32] we could do it anywhere, but you know, church is just like an amplifier, you know.

[06:20:40] Those cops really weren't exaggerating when they complained about this car.

[06:20:43] This thing's a piece of shit.

[06:20:46] Absolutely.

[06:20:47] Right.

[06:20:51] Alright, so, uh, somebody call Medi, let her know where we're going.

[06:20:55] Uh, did you mark- alright.

[06:20:57] I'll ask for her ping and I'll ping her when we get there.

[06:21:00] All right, we're heading to a church up in uh, I think it's Palio. I'll ping you when you we get there. What's your ping?

[06:21:16] I'm ready. Oh, no

[06:21:24] Taking the grandma's guys

[06:21:38] What what's that miss what what do we need to do we'll once with there we're not there yet

[06:21:43] Yeah.

[06:21:45] We're here.

[06:21:45] 38.

[06:21:46] Alright, I love you.

[06:21:47] Oh!

[06:21:58] There's a, there's a grave here or something.

[06:22:00] Like, he can work with us.

[06:22:01] Waaaaaah!

[06:22:08] I'm not sure she can.

[06:22:09] He just, he just angrily screams at you.

[06:22:10] He's not high enough.

[06:22:11] He's not handcuffed.

[06:22:12] Does he have handcuffs?

[06:22:13] Yeah, yeah, I've got handcuffs.

[06:22:15] Oh, it's probably not shit.

[06:22:16] What, oh dear.

[06:22:18] What do we, what do we do?

[06:22:19] What do we do?

[06:22:19] Waaaaaah!

[06:22:21] Okay, just, just let go of him.

[06:22:22] I'm not gonna let go of him.

[06:22:23] I'm gonna let go of him.

[06:22:24] I'm gonna let go.

[06:22:24] My name is Nicky.

[06:22:26] Rush, rush!

[06:22:26] Get out of him.

[06:22:28] Uh, why can't I let him go?

[06:22:29] Oh my God, he's stuck to me then?

[06:22:31] Oh shit, he has a gun.

[06:22:37] Baaaaaah!

[06:22:38] He's laughing like a madman.

[06:22:40] Baaaaaah!

[06:22:41] I can't help you, Mr. Sturdy.

[06:22:43] No, I am Nicky.

[06:22:48] Ha ha ha ha!

[06:22:49] Oh gosh, please.

[06:22:50] Baaaaaah!

[06:22:51] I am your brother-in-law.

[06:22:53] Baaaaaah!

[06:22:54] Bring me to Agnes!

[06:22:56] I will bring you something in a second.

[06:22:58] I get fucking bated for Dan wait, so then they've they're the sauce right like that they have a thing absolutely

[06:23:07] So we need to move right? We should probably move damn it angry Jordan. I think the naked people have a church

[06:23:16] It's a naked people

[06:23:21] If our eyes are open unless you want a

[06:23:31] No, you literally cannot.

[06:23:33] Just don't look.

[06:23:34] Alright, we'll go to the Rockford Hills Church, call Medibag.

[06:23:37] Okay, come on now.

[06:23:41] Oh, your handcuff.

[06:23:42] Dan's, man, Dan got fucked.

[06:23:44] Holy shit, this car, it's just it just spins out everywhere.

[06:23:50] Wait, hold on, we're going to the Rockford Hills Church because Jordan shot at us, he

[06:23:57] had a gun, I guess, alright?

[06:23:59] Yeah, you can go there without me, man.

[06:24:02] There's no part of the map that's- oh except for Zankudo I guess.

[06:24:04] Alright, she knows.

[06:24:06] I think- I don't even know if Zankudo is.

[06:24:08] I think you might be able to- I don't think- Matt, can you?

[06:24:10] I don't know.

[06:24:11] You think it means TOS?

[06:24:18] Oh wait, well it's not even against TOS, it's in the game.

[06:24:23] If you can stream the game you're good.

[06:24:24] And this is why we don't eat crayons.

[06:24:27] Alright.

[06:24:28] I used to eat glue.

[06:24:30] Yeah, it's in the game.

[06:24:32] Wow, and look at how you turned out, Mickey.

[06:24:35] I don't know. How was he yesterday?

[06:24:38] I don't think I really changed much.

[06:24:40] Hey look at how you turned out since yesterday.

[06:24:42] Now you're...

[06:24:43] I don't think I'm pretty much...

[06:24:44] You're a crazy person.

[06:24:45] They're close now.

[06:24:46] Well, I kind of liked it when fucking random dicks would flop by.

[06:24:51] Maybe once.

[06:24:52] Maybe, uh, I don't know.

[06:24:53] Maybe feel...

[06:24:54] ...happy?

[06:24:55] I don't know.

[06:24:56] Jordan, did I do this to you?

[06:24:59] Oh my gosh.

[06:25:01] I'm pretty sure that's crazy person for yes.

[06:25:05] I speak crazy person I got banned for nude pictures and mafia to okay

[06:25:12] did I work at the end or did an affiliate business and her oh shit that's

[06:25:28] on good they're coming after partners now it's got the MGSS for it again

[06:25:35] I'm gonna rip it out of the car I'm gonna fucking beat angry Jordan with it right right well I

[06:25:39] mean don't do that we're gonna beat the demon out of it maybe how you all right

[06:25:52] How you feelin' buddy?

[06:25:55] It's gonna be okay.

[06:25:57] It's gonna be fine.

[06:25:59] It's gonna be normal again.

[06:26:02] It's gonna be in struggle.

[06:26:04] Don't bite my hand.

[06:26:06] Oh, he spent two hours looking at it.

[06:26:08] That'll help.

[06:26:09] Okay, Bob.

[06:26:10] I broke the car.

[06:26:12] I have more weed.

[06:26:14] It's okay.

[06:26:15] It's like body armor.

[06:26:16] Wait, hold on!

[06:26:17] Okay, does anyone have a repair kit?

[06:26:29] I do not.

[06:26:31] Nicky do you have a repair kit?

[06:26:33] I'll put Jordan in this time.

[06:26:37] I do have a repair kit but it's broken.

[06:26:39] Well that's not very fucking useful.

[06:26:41] Yeah I thought I'll put it.

[06:26:43] It's okay we'll have that.

[06:26:48] I'll take Jordan.

[06:26:50] Uh...

[06:26:52] Check him.

[06:26:54] Pat him down so you guys repair kit on him.

[06:26:56] Oh good idea.

[06:26:58] We're the very unusual cast of characters tonight.

[06:27:00] Yeah this is late shift garage Q.

[06:27:02] Nice free money.

[06:27:04] You should give him that back when he remembers to get me an S dude.

[06:27:09] You should give that back bro.

[06:27:11] Absolutely not.

[06:27:12] He always gets me.

[06:27:13] Uhhhhhhh.

[06:27:14] All right.

[06:27:15] Yeah.

[06:27:16] Oh, sweet.

[06:27:17] Okay.

[06:27:18] Beautiful.

[06:27:19] I like the garage gangs.

[06:27:20] I like the garage employees.

[06:27:21] Look at how much trouble you've caused.

[06:27:23] I did it.

[06:27:25] All over Crainer.

[06:27:26] Am I not done it?

[06:27:28] Did it?

[06:27:30] Maybe.

[06:27:31] I'm so proud of you.

[06:27:36] We'll see, I guess.

[06:27:38] Hell yeah. I mean, I see it right now.

[06:27:42] Listen, I'm on a lot of painkillers, right now!

[06:27:44] Yeah, it's a lot, huh?

[06:27:47] Hooray! Back on the road!

[06:27:50] We'll see what happens!

[06:27:52] This is the worst field trip.

[06:27:54] I'm having a blast. This is like Magic's school bus level, dude.

[06:27:59] Lane and Clev just took me on a field trip.

[06:28:02] Through the sky store.

[06:28:03] Enter the pier and we got ice cream.

[06:28:06] That's a good dude.

[06:28:08] Right. Hey, there's my car.

[06:28:14] Oh, out of it? Oh, there it is.

[06:28:16] Oh, yeah, I'm pretty impressed with this character.

[06:28:18] That's funny.

[06:28:19] Hey, Miss Nettie.

[06:28:23] Oh, hey guys, that was you.

[06:28:25] We crashed.

[06:28:26] Yeah.

[06:28:27] We crashed.

[06:28:29] So part of me wants, we'll go and see it and see if we can see each other.

[06:28:32] Sometimes the holy energy and there's just too strong and you just can't.

[06:28:37] But we'll check it out

[06:28:48] All right, we'll go up to the front

[06:28:51] Yeah, let's maybe I'll put him in front of yo, okay. Let's thank you for the

[06:28:57] Yeah, mix bastard on thank you for the five anointed geek five gifted subs

[06:29:03] What's that? Wow, is that?

[06:29:05] I think you'll fill him up with your holy energy or whatever. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna spread

[06:29:10] Thank you for the half a year Julia seizure three months in a row. I swear to God. I've read that recently. All right, mr.

[06:29:16] Seal um, I don't know like

[06:29:19] Spent a lot of time together, but like this is our time to the year in my house stuff. You're in here with me

[06:29:30] Sexy Jesus's house motherfucker. All right, dude

[06:29:35] Ah, I mean, uh, Neil, everyone come, Neil, it'll be a little more effective.

[06:29:41] Hmm.

[06:29:42] That's so long.

[06:29:46] You have to be with green.

[06:29:48] Yeah.

[06:29:48] And then once we're done, I'll do the.

[06:29:53] You know, the, uh, sprinkling of this holy sweat.

[06:29:57] So like, see it every time.

[06:29:59] That's why maybe, uh, dear, sexy Jesus.

[06:30:04] This place just meant my god

[06:30:08] Parking God, I think I've heard himself called Phoenix God

[06:30:14] The owner of the place I shut the hell up good. I'm doing fucking prayer

[06:30:20] The owner of the lot, you know just all around good dude

[06:30:25] Mr. Jordan steel

[06:30:27] You know spread him out

[06:30:29] and make sure he's just completely filled with your Holy Spirit.

[06:30:35] No room for anything else, bro, just completely full, all right?

[06:30:41] And like, you know, we think we're all great, dude.

[06:30:45] Like the sexy Jesus comes from the depictions and the drawings of you looking shredded, looking

[06:30:51] great.

[06:30:52] You were buff, you were lean.

[06:30:54] We're like a mix between like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds and like, that's how it works.

[06:31:01] Dammit, I've never wanted to do this with my husband.

[06:31:04] Listen, we have to build him up dude.

[06:31:07] Jesus is a bro just like the rest of us.

[06:31:10] And like, we just appreciate everything you do.

[06:31:13] You know, 2020, building up our bros and there's no greater bro than the dude who died for us.

[06:31:19] just do this do us this one extra you know thing of cleansing him of this demon that's

[06:31:26] obviously taking him over bro you know amen amen he said too that's even better

[06:31:35] He got a demon!

[06:31:42] He got sexy Jesus this year.

[06:31:48] He got this from doing a bunch of crunches on the fucking cross before his legs were

[06:31:53] nailed.

[06:31:54] Why are you laughing?

[06:31:55] Stop!

[06:31:56] Who am I talking to?

[06:31:57] Oh shit.

[06:31:58] Who am I talking to?

[06:32:01] Who am I talking to?

[06:32:02] I'm here for this boy's boy.

[06:32:03] Uh, um, I can't understand.

[06:32:07] Bathrox.

[06:32:09] I said a throwback, didn't I?

[06:32:11] I said, bathrox.

[06:32:14] Bathrox.

[06:32:15] Bathrox.

[06:32:17] Bathrox.

[06:32:18] Oh!

[06:32:19] How can I tell you from this mortal's body?

[06:32:23] I've, there's never been anything I've

[06:32:26] matched that I can't trust.

[06:32:27] You got this?

[06:32:28] All right, dude.

[06:32:29] Do your thing.

[06:32:29] I didn't mind.

[06:32:30] There's me, Belfro Max!

[06:32:32] Leave this all right now!

[06:32:34] No!

[06:32:35] We'll adorn Steel's body!

[06:32:37] No!

[06:32:38] Leave him!

[06:32:40] No!

[06:32:41] Best we will do!

[06:32:43] I will mind-wrestle you out of his body!

[06:32:46] You cannot do that!

[06:32:47] No!

[06:32:55] No!

[06:32:56] No!

[06:32:57] No!

[06:32:58] NOOOOOO!

[06:33:00] Can I get out of here?

[06:33:02] Can I get out?

[06:33:04] Okay.

[06:33:06] Guys!

[06:33:08] What's happening?

[06:33:10] Oh my god, what's happening?

[06:33:12] You're just shilling your back!

[06:33:14] What's happening?

[06:33:16] I'm a genius.

[06:33:18] Honey, you had a demon inside of you.

[06:33:20] It was bad sauce.

[06:33:22] What?

[06:33:24] It was bad sauce.

[06:33:26] That's all we're doing here. Why aren't you guys at the line? We're just chilling

[06:33:33] Yeah, why are you guys trying to burn me alive? Well, I mean if the exorcism didn't work

[06:33:39] We're gonna do cleansing fire. So yeah, that's

[06:33:42] Yeah, who's gun is this? No? Oh my god gun. We should probably ditch that

[06:33:49] Jesus Christ. Why aren't why aren't you guys at the fucking lot working?

[06:33:53] Slackers all of you

[06:33:59] Pay cut in half. I don't want to see this slack it off anymore. Come on. Let's go back to the lot

[06:34:04] Yes, sir. I'll do my best. Oh

[06:34:11] You did so wait where is he?

[06:34:15] Are the cops here?

[06:34:19] We're on the church is on fire. Yeah, we're cleansing where you were standing just in case you guys

[06:34:24] It's done with you the church is on fire. We want me to take it. Yeah, sure. I don't know who's fucking gun that is

[06:34:31] It's mine

[06:34:38] The church is on fire. What you guys back at the lot this is bullshit. I don't like this slacking

[06:34:44] I was just a little misunderstanding there, I just gave you the keys.

[06:34:53] There's no door, just a stand.

[06:34:57] Right, of course, that makes sense.

[06:35:00] Okay, they left me.

[06:35:03] That's fine, hop in.

[06:35:04] I've got a lot.

[06:35:08] So what happened?

[06:35:09] Did I get drunk or something last night?

[06:35:12] I feel a lot of it.

[06:35:15] I think, I think everyone dropped acid and thought you were a demon.

[06:35:20] See, this is what happens when you own drug tests.

[06:35:22] If you ever buy a business drug test, you're employees.

[06:35:25] Is that legal?

[06:35:30] Yes, it's legal.

[06:35:31] Yeah, of course it's legal.

[06:35:32] I mean, I heard acid's legal and it's always weed, so can you like, test for that?

[06:35:38] Acid is not legal.

[06:35:40] At all.

[06:35:41] It's a very fact theory.

[06:35:42] I always liked it.

[06:35:44] I was misinformed.

[06:35:46] Who told you that stupid shit?

[06:35:48] Well I'm sure when Mel was growing up acid probably was legal. As a matter of fact, Mel was probably in his 40s when they discovered acid.

[06:35:58] How old is he?

[06:36:00] Who fucking knows? How old is time? You know what I'm saying?

[06:36:04] No.

[06:36:05] It's bandages.

[06:36:19] For falling out of feet to get teams to spell for you? I don't know what happened. It's been a day.

[06:36:26] I stopped taking acid once I learned I can get in your spine and randomly trigger an episode years later.

[06:36:35] later yeah I don't think that's true I also heard that weed makes you randomly

[06:36:50] attack people women right weed makes you randomly attack white women or

[06:36:56] something is that what it is well now that is true you're buying a sandwich

[06:37:11] reefer madness okay no are you eating that that's all I had left it's not

[06:37:23] Zanax makes you racist. No, that's uh

[06:37:30] What's that shit that uh?

[06:37:34] The Roseanne ad yeah, and yeah, they wanted to give me an wish for me. I'm sorry

[06:37:41] Why are you taking my money?

[06:37:43] Well, I just thought I deserved it

[06:37:47] Yeah, they wanted to give me and him, but I was like, you know, I really care about my twitch

[06:37:56] So many because no one knows it we're open that's a problem

[06:38:00] You know, that's a good point.

[06:38:02] That wasn't... that wasn't sarcasm.

[06:38:07] I got a thousand bucks in the bank back if you give me Mr. Steele.

[06:38:13] No, two thousand, actually.

[06:38:15] Don't get that shit then.

[06:38:16] Alright, bro.

[06:38:17] Well, I really need money.

[06:38:19] Hey, all the money you guys have made off the log, send it to me.

[06:38:23] Thirty-four. Alright, dude.

[06:38:25] I'm pretty sure we've made negative money tonight because you gave it away.

[06:38:28] What are you talking about? I gave money away.

[06:38:30] You gave money away.

[06:38:32] What okay, okay Jordan you gave money to Rami. Oh God what?

[06:38:40] Some random. Why'd you guys let me take acid?

[06:38:47] Denzel oh, that's what I wanted to do. Oh well

[06:38:54] Look I gotta go get a gun

[06:38:56] something I don't know.

[06:38:58] Oh, hey, the cops are here.

[06:39:00] Hey, how can I help you guys?

[06:39:02] Hey, hey.

[06:39:04] Jesus Christ! What the hell?

[06:39:06] Oh my God!

[06:39:08] What the fuck?

[06:39:10] Hey, what's happening?

[06:39:12] I'm gonna breathe in my mouth.

[06:39:14] Where are we on my gunpoint?

[06:39:16] What the hell is happening?

[06:39:18] I'm just gonna be just hanging out for everyone's safety.

[06:39:20] Why? What the fuck?

[06:39:22] get it Jesus help me what the fuck is happening why what hello what is happening

[06:39:43] I'm gonna talk to the, you know, suspects.

[06:39:46] Give me something, I'm just gonna poke sticker prod me, sir.

[06:39:49] No!

[06:39:50] I bet you got something in your pants.

[06:39:52] Little needle dick bitch.

[06:39:54] Excuse me?

[06:39:55] What is this on you?

[06:39:56] What do you got on you?

[06:39:57] There's something, uh...

[06:39:58] Yeah, something on you.

[06:39:59] What is it?

[06:40:00] I don't know!

[06:40:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:40:03] Alright.

[06:40:04] You have a hatchet on you.

[06:40:06] Alright, that's not illegal.

[06:40:08] Hmm.

[06:40:09] Check for blood on it.

[06:40:18] What the...

[06:40:19] what is happening

[06:40:32] pretty bloody

[06:40:36] what the fuck is this all about

[06:40:41] i'll play for it

[06:40:45] i'll put you in the back of it

[06:40:48] did you search him already?

[06:40:49] you know what? i want crane!

[06:40:51] crane!

[06:40:52] crane!

[06:40:54] I have the hatchet that he

[06:40:58] Well, he's got another hatchet. He's got blood all over it somebody call crane

[06:41:10] Call crane did you have a fire on if we call him first email crane

[06:41:17] Agnes fuck off my grass strong. He's on it. Uh, Dan, which is your car? It's this one

[06:41:28] Let me get a load of light bars.

[06:41:29] Yes, yes, yes.

[06:41:34] Alright, we're good.

[06:41:35] That sounds scary.

[06:41:36] Textures?

[06:41:37] Yeah, I tried to install a visual, man.

[06:41:40] The beginning of the stream is rough.

[06:41:48] What the fuck is this about, you fucking prick?

[06:41:50] You shot me!

[06:41:52] What?

[06:41:53] You shot me and you hatched it into a bunch of people.

[06:41:56] I think I remember shooting a shitty fucking worthless cop.

[06:41:59] Oh wait, you're right, maybe I won it.

[06:42:01] Go ahead and bring it down MRPD for me. What the fuck do you want traitor ass Dan?

[06:42:06] At this time if can you go back to a pillbox and search the hallway there?

[06:42:17] Let me ask you do you guys

[06:42:18] Use your entire investigation budget on one person. Is that what you decide to do you throw a door?

[06:42:23] Shop at the fucking phone book and you just decide to use it you motherfuckers investigate my crimes more than

[06:42:29] actual fucking terrorism in this fucking city.

[06:42:31] Okay, hold on, you- I'm a brand new officer, I haven't investigated really much anything, but you shot me.

[06:42:38] I don't know what the f- what do you mean, shot you?

[06:42:40] You shot me and you hatched it a doctor.

[06:42:43] What the fuck are you talking about? You got the wrong-

[06:42:45] I saw you do it!

[06:42:46] You are- you are- okay, I want my lawyer.

[06:42:48] You got the wrong fucking guy.

[06:42:51] This is a fuck up.

[06:42:53] Definitely hard mode.

[06:43:04] I don't know if he- if you like- I don't like it.

[06:43:07] It makes it fun.

[06:43:08] Don't have his number do you email that bitch I

[06:43:13] Don't have his email either

[06:43:15] Well, then I'll do it. Hey, that's a no nevermind. I do have his email actually

[06:43:26] I don't know who the fuck you think did this shit, but I saw you do it

[06:43:33] Okay, well if you think that'll hold up in court

[06:43:36] Okay, so when that could have been anyone like I've been Gomer

[06:43:40] Wait, who's Gummer?

[06:43:43] Exactly.

[06:43:44] You don't even know.

[06:43:45] You don't even know.

[06:43:46] 10-4.

[06:43:47] 10-4.

[06:43:48] Which is 23 months and $2,906.

[06:44:08] I want Crane, pussy!

[06:44:09] Yeah, that's the...

[06:44:14] Spin around for me.

[06:44:16] What the fuck?

[06:44:17] Yes, spin around so I can uncuff you. Thank you, sir. All right, let me see. Well, you're all great. What are you saying?

[06:44:27] You did these things in plain sight. Let's not act like it's injustice

[06:44:31] Right, but come on, bro. It was funny. Okay. Cool

[06:44:47] It wasn't

[06:45:05] Your honor was clearly funny

[06:45:07] Yo Irish, thank you for the two years.

[06:45:13] It's a long time.

[06:45:17] Thank you.

[06:45:20] Uh, Lordy Bentar with three months in a row.

[06:45:27] Thank you for that.

[06:45:31] Felicia Brooks, thank you for the 13, QLK West with 20, McSpazitron five months in

[06:45:37] a row, Cheeky 16, six months or rather, thanks for that.

[06:45:42] Uh, Haas, with 14 months in a row, says the thing that amazes me the most about your chemo

[06:45:47] treatment is how much you've actually streamed.

[06:45:51] You're a fucking trooper man, cheers to wrapping this shit up, nothing but love.

[06:45:57] Show must go on, man.

[06:45:59] The show must go on.

[06:46:05] But I am excited to get back to normal schedules and such.

[06:46:09] Get down to Austin, get the schedule real normal.

[06:46:11] You haven't noticed the lack of streaming?

[06:46:16] Ah, there definitely has been, for sure, but, uh, not so much to where I think it feels

[06:46:27] like I fell off the face of the earth.

[06:46:30] You know what I mean?

[06:46:32] Alright.

[06:46:33] Thanks, Viceroy.

[06:46:34] Well, I don't know if I'm a good guy, but I'm definitely funny, and really isn't

[06:46:41] that the same-

[06:46:42] And the casing?

[06:46:45] And then...

[06:46:59] Not moon level?

[06:47:00] Dude, I don't fucking understand.

[06:47:02] Moon is just always fucking streaming dude I

[06:47:06] I wish I could do that. Like I look at like

[06:47:12] I look at like moon and I look at met he's in the gun was and she was the VVP

[06:47:16] I like if you look at like dude met he's like 12 hours minimum dude

[06:47:21] I'm just like fuck I just I don't I

[06:47:28] do I wish I could do that I can't

[06:47:31] Kewo no but many does 12 hours like

[06:47:35] every day.

[06:47:36] Ha!

[06:47:44] Can actually enjoy their job?

[06:47:46] Well, okay, I mean I enjoy streaming too.

[06:47:52] I just can't.

[06:47:54] I just can't do 12 hours.

[06:47:58] Just because you enjoy something doesn't mean that like, you know, you know what I

[06:48:04] mean?

[06:48:10] It doesn't mean that you don't need a little break from it.

[06:48:13] What?

[06:48:29] I'll just tell you this time, I will be coming back after you after three days

[06:48:34] We just I just have to cut you right now because it's a jailbreak in progress. What this is illegal

[06:48:38] No, it's not no, it's not so you either need to press the charges right now or you need to fucking draw

[06:48:44] I can I can press the charges within 30 days. No, you can't not unless you have a reason to

[06:48:50] Press him

[06:48:52] After they delay the charges. Do you need more evidence? What what is it?

[06:48:55] All right, so here's what's going on this there's a jailbreak going on right now

[06:48:59] If you want to wait till after it's done discuss these charges

[06:49:01] you can or we can release them and discuss these

[06:49:03] hey listen that's not my fucking problem

[06:49:05] alright this sounds like a whole lot of your fucking problem

[06:49:07] so are we dropping charges or are you

[06:49:09] you could wait then if that's what he wants

[06:49:10] no you can't

[06:49:11] I have the right to a speedy trial mother fuckers

[06:49:14] yeah and a speedy trial is in this case after this

[06:49:17] jailbreak is over

[06:49:18] what?

[06:49:20] you're gonna leave me there's someone here

[06:49:22] you're gonna leave me in the fucking cell

[06:49:25] for who knows how fucking long

[06:49:27] we have given you the option if you wish

[06:49:29] to cut you

[06:49:30] Shit! This motherfucker just told me what he was gonna fuckin' do! You didn't give me an option!

[06:49:35] Alright, well if you have the choice between waiting here until this situation is resolved or...

[06:49:41] No, you would have the option to either press the charges right now...

[06:49:46] ...or...

[06:49:48] ...drop the charges and cut me loose.

[06:49:50] Okay, no no, we're gonna withhold charges. We can do that. Cut them loose.

[06:49:54] You can absolutely withhold charges. If you need to gather additional evidence to press charges...

[06:49:58] That's what we're gonna do.

[06:49:59] Oh okay, well I'm excited to see what additional evidence comes forward.

[06:50:06] And just to be clear, I was detained, brought down to mission row, put in a holding cell, not told what I was being charged with, and then cut loose.

[06:50:15] I told you what you were being charged with.

[06:50:17] No, you did not.

[06:50:18] I saw you-

[06:50:19] Also has-

[06:50:20] Has-

[06:50:21] Has-

[06:50:22] Has-

[06:50:23] Has-

[06:50:24] Has-

[06:50:25] Has-

[06:50:26] Has-

[06:50:27] Has-

[06:50:31] Has-

[06:50:32] Has-

[06:50:33] Has-

[06:50:34] Has-

[06:50:35] Has-

[06:50:38] I'll see you soon, Jordan.

[06:50:39] Yeah, I'll see you guys real soon.

[06:50:41] Real soon.

[06:50:47] Good luck.

[06:50:52] Actually, I'm pretty sure what they just did is illegal.

[06:50:58] I think I'm pretty sure that wasn't illegal detainment.

[06:51:02] They didn't once tell me what I was being charged with or anything.

[06:51:07] I'm actually almost certain that that was illegal.

[06:51:13] Don't think they have to read you your rights.

[06:51:17] So that's state by state in real life.

[06:51:19] Usually they don't have to mirandize you

[06:51:21] unless they're asking you questions.

[06:51:23] But they absolutely have to tell you what you're being charged with

[06:51:25] if you are being charged with anything.

[06:51:33] That part is true.

[06:51:51] Do they need me to log over to my cop?

[06:51:54] Nope.

[06:51:54] They're full up.

[06:51:55] Thank the fucking lord.

[06:51:59] Well, I guess the city's ours right now.

[06:52:21] Let me drive RP.

[06:52:23] Yeah, I just don't understand why they're-

[06:52:25] I've been thinking about it a lot lately.

[06:52:26] I feel like there should just be more cop slots.

[06:52:28] Like I just I don't understand why there's not like I feel like ten cops on duty would be fine

[06:52:48] Every cop goes to one situation

[06:52:54] You know, I thought when it was three cops per situation it was like I don't know

[06:53:00] How's my cancer treatment going good? I'm almost done

[06:53:09] Got out of it for you, baby

[06:53:12] I

[06:53:15] Organized a jailbreak now. I'm out of it Scotch three. Wow, okay. Ah, maybe someone should call Jail

[06:53:27] Listen there's jailbreak going on right now perfect time to hold down tea. Come on. No, no, no, let's go hold down tea

[06:53:33] This is the perfect time for it

[06:53:36] Meet me at tea

[06:53:39] Never meet me at tea. This is a rapidly Rick. I pop star. I don't know all the cops are all the cops are jailbreak

[06:54:42] We're going to roll down tea right now

[06:54:45] Perfect time to do it

[06:54:47] Well, put it back on what would you do?

[06:54:58] This is supposed to be my perfect...

[06:55:01] Wait maybe there's something in here that'll fix it.

[06:55:05] Make sure bloom is on. Yeah I don't know.

[06:55:24] That's so long.

[06:55:26] Ignore weather system.

[06:55:30] Oh my god, it'll make us actually good. I do still have a gun license somehow.

[06:55:38] Could be add all the effects off. I'll just have to talk to Kyle or something.

[06:55:54] check if there's a crosshair setting don't have these just have crosshairs the

[06:56:30] lots are boys dr. toy was terrorizing gross cutie she sure was

[06:56:43] we're liberating it why is she like that I'm a mask I don't know she's a

[06:56:50] bitch what radio are you on Nicky I'm not on a radio do you have a radio I do

[06:56:57] 488.1, I'm gonna go get a mask.

[06:57:03] We actually own tea.

[06:57:10] Well, no, but I figure if we make everyone else believe it.

[06:57:13] You know what I'm saying?

[06:57:34] If we just say that we do, put the mask on, it's probably for the better.

[06:58:26] You getting Sammy for me in 5150?

[06:58:28] Ah, fuck it, who cares?

[06:58:30] Cops aren't showing up.

[06:59:33] We own the night.

[06:59:34] This is our city for at least 45 minutes.

[06:59:43] Going up.

[06:59:52] Do you know how to make root beer?

[06:59:55] Root beer?

[06:59:56] Root beer. Do you know how to make it? Like the recipe and the steps and stuff?

[06:59:59] No, I don't. What?

[07:00:00] I got beer, but I don't know the rest.

[07:00:03] Roots?

[07:00:05] I was thinking the same thing.

[07:00:06] Is it really that simple?

[07:00:09] Probably.

[07:00:10] About the sassafras.

[07:00:12] Sassafras? What do you guys need?

[07:00:14] What the fuck is sassafras?

[07:00:15] I need to know how to make root beer. It's literally my pilgrimage right now.

[07:00:19] Look, I can't help you.

[07:00:20] I can't help you, but if you want to park here, it's going to be $50.

[07:00:23] Who would want to fucking park here?

[07:00:26] Well, that's what I would say until today.

[07:00:30] Because before today, this land lawless is dictated by Troy.

[07:00:36] See, she wants violence. She wants people robbing and killing each other.

[07:00:39] But not us.

[07:00:41] We're here to liberate this lot from Troy's dictatorship grasp.

[07:00:47] Nicky, does he always monologue like this?

[07:00:51] Keep going keep going. That's it

[07:00:58] Yeah, I was getting up there when me well it was but you had to be quick look. It's $50

[07:01:04] We're offering a safe lot. Okay, then get the hell out of here. This is my lot

[07:01:07] Well, tell me how to make root beer and I'll leave. I don't know how to make root beer

[07:01:10] I don't know how to make fucking I know how to make brains appear on pavement motherfucker. Huh? Well, how?

[07:01:16] Well, now I'm just curious get out of here get out of here, okay? No loitering good for us

[07:01:30] We're doing a good thing. What he who knows what those guys would have done if it were for us

[07:01:36] Who knows?

[07:01:49] So they'd have three not arrested right now

[07:01:52] Oh, oh, um, oh there was a jailbreak

[07:01:56] So they just

[07:01:58] Is that you mr. Moon? Yeah, what's happening? Oh, it's liberating garage. Gee

[07:02:04] You look like you're a zombie

[07:02:07] What that's gonna fuck job. Oh, yeah, look I had a little

[07:02:15] We did acid. I don't think he's got weird

[07:02:18] It doesn't matter now, though, I don't think yeah, we had to give him an exorcism from bath salts. You did what I

[07:02:26] Thought we were okay. It doesn't matter

[07:02:29] What do you mean river rating garage team?

[07:02:31] Well, Troy

[07:02:33] This is our lot now

[07:02:35] Troy owns this property. Yes. Yes, you don't but that doesn't mean anything special anyway

[07:02:42] All right

[07:02:43] See the reason why Troy owns this property is so I can't have it the reason why she doesn't want me to have it

[07:02:49] It's cuz she wants to keep this place lawless

[07:02:52] she believes

[07:02:54] The people should be able to fight each other murder each other steal from each other without consequences

[07:02:59] That's why she decides

[07:03:01] No security should be present on her property, but I say no more the people of Los Santos

[07:03:07] Deserve safe parking opportunities, so we are liberating this lot

[07:03:13] Operation a lot but the net you tell you but friend I told her what what plan

[07:03:20] No, she didn't

[07:03:22] What what's fun?

[07:03:27] How's it going sir or man's going man, what's up good good to me $50 park here?

[07:03:33] I'm not parking. I was just coming through to see if you guys really owned this place now. We do now

[07:03:41] Jordan steel owner of the garage see that's a rap lyric

[07:03:47] The day for me to call you sir, how are you today fine?

[07:03:50] I hope the riots are okay, right? I hope everything's uh, you know, I hope uh, yeah

[07:03:58] Mrs.

[07:03:59] What do you want villain?

[07:04:02] Sir, you remember um, you know a couple days ago when I went on that date with August and uh,

[07:04:06] you know, you know, she gave me something.

[07:04:09] Yeah, do you want more?

[07:04:12] No, not, well, maybe.

[07:04:14] Okay, um, I tell you what, can you meet me in 10 minutes?

[07:04:18] oh shit I can't leave the hospital okay fine I tell you what I'll meet you what

[07:04:25] about out back can you meet me out back yeah I can meet you out back all right

[07:04:28] bring $2,000 listen it's worth it all right trust me all right good work

[07:04:40] August hey what radio are you guys on not on a radio you don't 48.1 all right I

[07:04:53] gotta go make a move shit apartment yeah we have a house on form we got

[07:05:10] copper pots house which doesn't have my shit in it oh god damn it that's okay

[07:05:22] we can get in it I really just need to buy integrity which is integrity cost

[07:05:53] corner wall yeah you guys say that every time it's on the edge of the pool

[07:07:22] okay it's on the edge of the pool it's on the corner of the wall anyone

[07:07:27] else right side pool if you look at door

[07:08:23] all right let's go sell some math it's so

[07:09:51] nice to meet you sir oh my god yeah yeah

[07:09:53] so what do you want you want this shit

[07:09:55] huh yeah yeah of course of course i want

[07:09:59] it yes of course yeah i know that you

[07:10:00] surgeons are overworked yeah we're

[07:10:04] long hours this is gonna help you

[07:10:05] okay yeah yeah we do work a lot also it'll

[07:10:12] probably help you cope with your shitty

[07:10:14] fucking life what well my life isn't that bad you know it's just not that bad

[07:10:18] I mean it's a cheap but I don't want your excuse junkie you got the money get

[07:10:21] yet and it over this is a little different than the shit that she gave

[07:10:26] you it's better all right that's why it's more expensive now right there you

[07:10:29] go I guess for it yeah of course I can you want more you give me a call yes

[07:10:36] sir thank you so much sir you didn't get it for me no of course not what

[07:10:48] Don't worry about the smell, it won't matter when you're on it.

[07:10:51] We gotta give Boe Vices money.

[07:10:57] Re-up on the meth.

[07:11:00] Get a bigger drop this time, I think.

[07:11:03] You know, honestly, this meth has been a pretty...

[07:11:06] Like, it's been like a pretty steady source of income.

[07:11:10] It's going for actual RP.

[07:11:23] Yeah, sure, I know.

[07:11:25] A little bit of drug addiction art can be fun.

[07:11:28] See how massive Boe Vices is now?

[07:11:40] Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was the first one to see them like that.

[07:11:42] How's liberation going now slowly very slowly right now we wouldn't be been here yes really

[07:12:17] did you get $50 no who's hey how can I help you oh so much better hi what's up

[07:12:29] how you doing fine fine it's $50 depart here okay good shit can I have a car how much

[07:12:36] for a car. $200 not gonna do that red car right there. Oh shit! Alright there you go.

[07:12:49] Uh, the tour is perfectly legal sale. $500 not gonna do the corner van. What about $140?

[07:12:58] Deal, hand it over. Yeah, alright good shit sir. What's your, what's your, what's your,

[07:13:02] what's your beat back? What pocket do I put it in? Put in my 34th pocket.

[07:13:09] I

[07:13:11] See you have so many pockets. There we go, sir

[07:13:15] Yeah, very much is

[07:13:18] And I have the keys

[07:13:20] Sure you can shit camera. Thank you

[07:13:26] Get that camera out of my fucking face bitch

[07:13:30] Hey, hey

[07:13:32] Hey motherfucker, why are you filming?

[07:13:39] Why are you filming?

[07:13:42] We mean newsworthy. What's the news?

[07:13:45] You guys are taking over the blunt team.

[07:13:47] You're goddamn right.

[07:13:48] You're going to interview us about it, or you're just going to maybe write your own story,

[07:13:51] spin your own narrative, huh?

[07:13:53] Ah, it depends.

[07:13:54] Last time I came to one of your establishments, I got shot by one of your employees.

[07:13:58] What?

[07:13:59] What happened?

[07:14:00] I'm tired of penchant worship.

[07:14:01] Apple and Pippie shot me at the rest of Korea.

[07:14:05] That's all he does.

[07:14:07] Why?

[07:14:09] Ah, because they're out of their fucking minds.

[07:14:13] Okay, why don't you hear anything about that and I also am not even entirely sure who Pepe is

[07:14:19] Pepe Sylvia yeah, who is that? I don't know some

[07:14:24] Jack wagon that hangs out with apples

[07:14:27] Well, what happened? I asked apples a question about the T boys and he got all belligerent and next thing

[07:14:38] I know I'm getting handcuffed and then shot in front of the police. Well, listen. We are very

[07:14:44] On edge about the T boys. All right, but we've decided we will not stand for terrorism

[07:14:48] enough is enough. We're standing up against T-Boys, that's why we're liberating this lot.

[07:14:53] Operation lot liberation.

[07:14:57] Alright, well, um, if I have your word that I'll not be harmed, I'll come over and I'll interview you.

[07:15:03] Fine!

[07:15:04] Here we go, Panko! Who's gonna suck the dick?!

[07:15:06] Alright, I'll be over in just a moment.

[07:15:08] Good.

[07:15:15] They are the T-Boys, kind of. We were the T-Boys and then it turned out there were actually T-Boys.

[07:15:23] We accidentally created something that existed and they were not they were not happy

[07:15:32] We're being interviewed by the news

[07:15:35] Which news

[07:15:37] They get stone figure

[07:15:39] I hate that guy. Why?

[07:15:43] Reasons but also he snitched on us

[07:15:45] What?

[07:15:47] The cops he got sanded

[07:15:53] Um...

[07:15:55] Yeah, apples and pepe.

[07:15:57] Me, apples, pepe, and uh...

[07:15:59] free shavakadu.

[07:16:01] Who the fuck is free shavakadu?

[07:16:03] Yeah, hey, what's the real owner of my queue?

[07:16:05] Where the fuck am I never around when we sand people? I'm so upset.

[07:16:09] I wanna sand people too.

[07:16:11] Alright, Stonefinger.

[07:16:13] Oh, I would love to sand people.

[07:16:15] Am I gonna meet everybody in the shop, or how'd you wanna do this?

[07:16:18] Sure, you can get everyone in the shop, that's fine.

[07:16:20] We are a unit after all.

[07:16:22] we work as one. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Make sure I got a cigar, okay? Che Guevara.

[07:16:32] No. Is Jordan Steele here reporting from Lot T? Uh, it's fine day for the citizens of Los Santos.

[07:16:43] This is day one of Lot Liberation, Operation Lot Liberation. We have decided that we are sick

[07:16:52] of the tyrant dictator Dr. Choi deciding that just because she owns a little bit of land

[07:16:59] in the middle of downtown, that means that she can run it like a shithole, wasteless,

[07:17:04] waste-shithole, lawless shit-land? Did I mention it's shit? Because it is. That's okay, though.

[07:17:10] We're cleaning it up. You see, Dr. Choi has specifically said, and she said this,

[07:17:18] right? With her own words to her own disciples. She wants this property to be free of any sort

[07:17:27] of armed security, because she knows that parking lots attract things like what? Prostitution,

[07:17:34] drug dealing, degenerates, murder. She thrives off that. She thinks that violence is the

[07:17:39] backbone of America, right? And all the Americans. And that's why she believes

[07:17:46] that there has to be a piece of property that thrives off that, and encourages it!

[07:17:52] We say no more, we believe that the citizens of Los Santos deserve the option to free parking,

[07:18:02] free parking, safe parking, with a little bit of a fee.

[07:18:07] $50, it's not that much, alright?

[07:18:10] Amen.

[07:18:11] That's why we're liberating this lot.

[07:18:14] Do we technically own it?

[07:18:16] No.

[07:18:17] We are buying it in blood. What does that mean look if you want to see you'll

[07:18:32] see look just cut it there if you get to into it that spoils you know the

[07:18:38] anticipation to build up okay about you mentioned prostitution did I not see you

[07:18:49] Advertising prostitution miss copperpot at garage q

[07:18:54] Yeah, but listen our prostitutes are clean

[07:18:57] Yeah, that's that's that's that's a regulated prostitution the prostitution that a choice supports that prostitution. Yeah

[07:19:05] That's that leave you even called it a lot prostitute that was the vanilla q-tacorn event vanilla unicorn is running prostitutes

[07:19:13] Listen, there's a right way to do prostitution. There's prostitution than there's sex workers alright

[07:19:18] We support sex workers, and if you don't support sex workers, mr. Stonefinger, then you are a sexist. I

[07:19:26] Appreciate sex workers of all stripes. Well, then so do we

[07:19:30] What we don't support is human trafficking in the exploitation of women

[07:19:36] And you're saying there's human trafficking here that is exactly what I'm saying. Yes

[07:19:41] my god

[07:19:43] I should have went into politics

[07:19:45] that's crazy copper but what's what's with the get up I'm not copper pot anymore

[07:19:53] I'm cheek you Mara I'm liberating the people from the T or any of choice rule

[07:20:00] over garage T are you are so time oh garage a as well do much audio there's

[07:20:09] of me saying horrible shit garage a we know nothing of garage a garage T is

[07:20:18] only on our radar because of all the horrible crimes and you know injustices that has happened

[07:20:24] to the great citizens of this city. But if Garajay does get out of hand, be warned, we

[07:20:31] will step in. Understood, yeah it's just close proximity and I don't know just close

[07:20:39] proximity to Q, I thought that might be your next target for expansion. Like I said

[07:20:46] Right now we're focused on T.

[07:20:50] I don't understand. Anything else you want to tell the people?

[07:20:54] Citizens, just because someone or something says that you can't do something or it's illegal to do something,

[07:21:04] well that doesn't mean that it's not the right thing to do.

[07:21:08] At the end of the day, there's man's law, and then there's your own law, your own morals, right?

[07:21:17] And what really matters is what's right, not what's illegal.

[07:21:41] If we have to protest, Troy, I will break into that house and I will steal a television. I don't care.

[07:21:56] I will do that. If I have to do that, show Troy what she's doing is wrong.

[07:22:03] figurative

[07:22:04] TV theft or little I will literally steal whoever lives in that apartment right

[07:22:09] there I will steal their television

[07:22:14] all I ask is before you do that you

[07:22:17] let us know and love to uh...

[07:22:19] love to catch the uh...

[07:22:21] the political statement uh...

[07:22:23] as it happens thank you stonefinger I will let you know

[07:22:26] or you know

[07:22:29] no I uh... after the

[07:22:30] moving uh... speech you gave

[07:22:33] How do you want to do it? Do you want to roll that back now?

[07:22:35] No, I'm done. I'm out of gas now.

[07:22:37] Should we wrap a bunch of stuff and call it a day?

[07:22:39] Yeah, let me pass that one. That's my apologies.

[07:22:40] That's fine. That's fine.

[07:22:41] Look, let me know when that gets chopped up and sent out, alright?

[07:22:45] How's it going, man? How's your experience been with the operation Lot Liberation?

[07:22:54] Yeah, don't call it what I called it.

[07:22:57] Wait, what operation?

[07:22:59] Don't worry about it.

[07:23:00] well she doesn't how has your experience been with this with us managing this

[07:23:07] parking lot

[07:23:08] I literally I mean you guys told me a very legal car so I guess I'm very satisfied

[07:23:13] 10 out of 10

[07:23:15] no I said it's very illegal

[07:23:18] very illegal very illegal I like that too

[07:23:22] okay Stacy get the hell out of here okay love you

[07:23:25] Waaah!

[07:23:26] Fucking the son.

[07:23:27] She's so nice.

[07:23:29] She's so nice, she's horny, there's a difference.

[07:23:32] I'm not horny!

[07:23:33] Well, I do-

[07:23:34] This car isn't her type, she's only the cop car.

[07:23:36] Yeah, exactly, thank you ma'am, appreciate it!

[07:23:44] Hey!

[07:23:45] See?

[07:23:48] See, if we weren't here, she would have actually hit you through the reverse, finished the job, guarantee it.

[07:23:55] I did see the gleam in her eye.

[07:23:57] Yeah, well, I reached, I was reaching.

[07:24:00] That's so long.

[07:24:01] You are always ready.

[07:24:03] Alright, well that's uh, that's all I am. I appreciate it and I'll let you know when I get that old chuffed up for you.

[07:24:11] Yeah, do that. I'm excited to see that one. Thanks Stonefinger.

[07:24:14] Absolutely, we'll see you.

[07:24:15] And I'll talk to Apples.

[07:24:18] Okay.

[07:24:18] There's a fucking glass out of here.

[07:24:23] Air this shit out.

[07:24:24] Hey, anyone tonight? I already feel hungover.

[07:24:28] Going to sleep.

[07:24:30] Bitches.

[07:24:31] Uh...

[07:24:32] See ya.

[07:24:35] Hungover.

[07:24:38] Let me get a smoke, guys.

[07:24:44] Okay copper pot. Yeah, see this one off, baby

[07:25:00] Get all this glass out of here

[07:25:07] Sorry, there's a jailbreak fine. That's actually breaks. Yeah

[07:25:16] It's just so goddamn hot in there

[07:25:28] Yeah, it's just so fucking hot in here area this glass out

[07:25:33] There's a jailbreak. It's fine. No one's coming

[07:25:42] I'm just re-sucking the log.

[07:25:44] Oh fuck, I need more bullets.

[07:25:48] I need more bullets.

[07:26:07] Nikki, that umbrella looks good on you.

[07:26:09] Just the corner.

[07:26:38] I think we got it all. Long time no see.

[07:26:52] What are you talking about? You saved my life.

[07:27:00] How can I help you?

[07:27:06] When did you become like a fucking psycho?

[07:27:08] What? What the hell are you talking about?

[07:27:10] Well, you just shootin' your gun out in public!

[07:27:12] Yeah, I had to air it out. There's a jailbreak right now. It doesn't matter.

[07:27:15] The fucking glass is too fucking hot

[07:27:21] There's a joke break happening she's gonna start just firing your gun sure

[07:27:33] No, I'm not a fucking alcoholic. What's the problem here the booth was too fucking hot

[07:27:37] I didn't get the glass how I shot it out. I don't know. I'm just driving down the street

[07:27:40] You're just fucking shooting a gun. Well, I tried if I tried to get the glass out with the baseball bat

[07:27:44] I couldn't so I thought I'm gonna shoot. What happened to you?

[07:27:48] That's what happened to me to be a tow truck driver

[07:27:50] But right now you're like what the fuck yeah now I'm an owner of men and a

[07:27:56] Proprietor of land and a liberator a male you you prostitute men. No, I don't prostitute men

[07:28:02] I lead men I'm a leader of men owner of land liberator of lots and that is what we are doing here

[07:28:07] Mr. Chavez lot T so no longer be under the tyranny of Troy in the T boys

[07:28:14] We are liberating this land and anyone that runs this lot

[07:28:22] Troy, but that's okay because I was thinking about it last night. How do you

[07:28:28] what are you doing wars? You go there and you play your flag and you occupy. Oh

[07:28:34] that's what we're doing we're liberating. Do you need anything to get that done?

[07:28:40] Yes. Well what do you need? Because Troy's a fucking cunt. Okay I'm gonna hop in.

[07:28:46] Yeah, I need guns what the fuck okay?

[07:28:58] That's not where I thought this conversation was going. Okay, you need fine money for guns

[07:29:06] What do you think we have a sit over there screaming out tyranny and war what did the guy

[07:29:14] All you need is a knife. It's not a doctor. You don't understand what what other than the stand her reach is long

[07:29:21] She's hiring gangs mr. Chavez

[07:29:24] Wait what gangs all of them all of them

[07:29:29] Okay, so let me get this straight you lost your job

[07:29:32] Hey

[07:29:33] someone through a bike wreck and wind cause and

[07:29:36] Now you're in a gang war with talk no no no no no no you got it all wrong. You know I lost my job became a cop

[07:29:44] Then now I'm at now. I'm at the war. Oh

[07:29:47] Oh

[07:29:50] Wait, you were a cop right right and then I accidentally got addicted to drugs and killed some lives

[07:29:55] I think you were like a cadet or something when

[07:29:59] Before I left the city

[07:30:01] You're an officer. I don't know but anyways, I'm not too sure it's all you know. Hey man

[07:30:07] Fucking drugs, right? Oh

[07:30:10] You would put drugs. Oh god when wasn't I is more like it you want a bag

[07:30:15] I would love yeah I would love some oh thank god really it's been a long day no

[07:30:22] more acid though we did that earlier really yeah somebody got no fuck I can't

[07:30:35] feel the reds on my face bitch Choi yeah oh shoot that fucking bitch fuck her I

[07:30:51] hate that bitch you know yeah what I'm pretty sure what's fueling her life

[07:31:01] forces her hatred for me

[07:31:03] She doesn't even think of that fucking parking lot. She just fucking owns it just out of spite of me not being able to have it

[07:31:11] I mean is that

[07:31:13] Wait, so let me get this straight. So wait, what lot do you want? I own Q. We're trying to expand to tea Troy all tea

[07:31:21] So you go and you're expanding by occupying it and you need guns to keep that occupation

[07:31:26] Well, this is the thing, right? That's deeper than that.

[07:31:29] There's a whole fucking gang, the T-boys, alright?

[07:31:31] Uh, Troy has this whole thing, where she fucking, uh...

[07:31:36] Oh, the reason that I own, uh, T, and there's no armed security there, is because I believe that violence is the answer.

[07:31:43] And there needs to be property in this city, where people can express that.

[07:31:48] That's why she owns the garage.

[07:31:50] Because she doesn't want there to be a safety.

[07:31:53] She wants people to be as to good to have a place where they can go to rob people and kidnap people and murder people

[07:31:58] That's fucked up. That is fucked up, right? That is exceptionally fucked up. What the hell is wrong with her?

[07:32:05] She's like a fucking- she's crazy

[07:32:09] So we're stopping that that's where we're stepping in. Wait, we don't believe in that shit. We're liberating

[07:32:16] She's a tyrant why um, uh

[07:32:34] Goddamn this is good coke. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? That's good. So anyways, look

[07:32:43] Listen job is I got like 30 fucking employees, right all expendable at most expendable alright

[07:32:51] Oh, you're gonna you're gonna be like occupying

[07:32:54] So tell me how this is gonna play out. You're gonna get a bunch of people

[07:32:58] You're gonna give them guns and then you're gonna have them stay there

[07:33:01] So when some when she comes by you're gonna fucking gun it down

[07:33:07] When the games come when the games

[07:33:09] She's hired the game she hired the lean boys tried to hire the changang turns out changang hates Troy more than anyone apparently

[07:33:16] Which is great for me really? Yeah, I gotta get with them figure that whole thing out. Okay. All right

[07:33:21] But the fucking lean boys are on our fucking ass. She's got a

[07:33:25] Southside ballers on our we're good with the east side ballers

[07:33:28] Right, she's got south side ballers little Kim doesn't like me because I executed her children in front of her for

[07:33:35] $5,000 what the fuck wait what the

[07:33:38] Yeah, I know you think I could have gotten more I

[07:33:43] That's what I've been thinking this whole time. I should have asked for a fuck wait. So wait drugs did this to you

[07:33:49] No, I told you it was for $5,000. I

[07:33:53] Mean the like going from the the toga into this

[07:34:02] Because I like this Jordan. I really like this job. I like this Jordan a lot

[07:34:06] This is the kind of Jordan. This is the kind of Jordan

[07:34:10] I don't know. It's like you don't like those fucking butterflies. They start inside like the fucking cocoon and then

[07:34:17] You know they come out of the cocoon and they got wings you're like that except you're coming out of like a cocoon and

[07:34:24] your strap I

[07:34:26] Have fucking bullets for wings

[07:34:28] With your dick out. Yeah, you're like you're ready to fuck

[07:34:31] But you're all also got your guns ready to mow some people down. You're fucking and you're killing. I'll fuck you with my dick

[07:34:38] I'll make love you but first you might have to get shot

[07:34:42] Yes, I might have to fucking shoot you. It's not gonna kill you

[07:34:45] It's gonna be a little pop in the leg just so you know shit's real and then a pop in the pussy pop in the leg

[07:34:51] Pop in the pussy you might like you might like both of them. You might not yeah, I don't know

[07:34:55] I don't know what's gonna happen. You don't know you don't know and you and you better have this fucking person right here

[07:35:01] No, we're not gonna fuck her pull this fucking car over. Let's drop that motherfucker

[07:35:06] We're not gonna rob that motherfucker

[07:35:08] All right, all right, all right, all right, fine. Look, I mean I'll watch

[07:35:13] It's fucking good isn't it? I got this from yeah, I got this from um

[07:35:18] guys from

[07:35:20] Columbia

[07:35:21] You got this straight from Columbia. Well, that's what he told me

[07:35:26] But it's got that drip, right? It's got that really nice drip. I can taste it. Oh, I can taste it

[07:35:31] Oh, I love that. I love that some people don't like the drip. I love the drip. I fucking love the drip

[07:35:35] Don't know it's okay. I'd be better fight a water. Do you got a water? I don't need a water. Do you have more coke?

[07:35:41] Do I more coke? Ah

[07:35:43] Let me break some up for you right here

[07:35:46] Anyways, yeah, that's where I'm at with everything

[07:35:54] Why do you hate Troy? I

[07:35:57] Don't know. She's just always a bitch. She is a fucking bitch. I can't have a conversation with it

[07:36:01] You know like yeah, I can't have a conversation. It's always just like she's got one of those one-track minds

[07:36:08] You know what I mean?

[07:36:08] Yeah, she's just such a fucking bitch, too.

[07:36:11] Yeah.

[07:36:12] Yeah.

[07:36:12] God, she's just a fucking bitch.

[07:36:14] I don't, I'm still a little confused.

[07:36:17] Like how the fuck did this go from,

[07:36:19] why did it go from her being adopted to a fucking garage queen?

[07:36:26] I don't know, that bitch has always fucking aided me.

[07:36:28] I think that, honestly, I think it's one of those things

[07:36:30] where she's just always on the parking lot.

[07:36:32] You know what David Fye looked into it one day?

[07:36:34] Yeah.

[07:36:35] I fucking found out Troy had it.

[07:36:37] Asked her if I could fucking buy it. She told me to fuck myself. She told me. She's even well honey

[07:36:41] She just wants me to not have the fucking garage. That's it. That's all she cares about that is anti

[07:36:49] Fucking business. I told her that and she was like well Jordan

[07:36:52] I don't want you to have a fucking monopoly on the city and I was like oh, yeah joy

[07:36:55] How many fucking hospitals are there you dumb bitch?

[07:36:58] She's like well, that's different. That's medicine. Oh, it's different when it's your industry. Okay. All right

[07:37:04] That's real fucking good joy

[07:37:06] That's that's some fucking dog shit. That's fucking dog shit anti-monopoly anti-american. Yes me

[07:37:13] That's right. Yep. That's fucking bitch capitalism. Mm-hmm. Ask her well

[07:37:18] How do you know maybe she wants this to be like I don't know like uh like

[07:37:25] Afghanistan, you know, she does want it to be like Afghanistan. I know for a fact the Taliban

[07:37:30] I know for a fact. She doesn't understand. I mean during

[07:37:34] it. Taliban Afghanistan. Yeah, she that's what I'm saying. She does. I know for a fact.

[07:37:40] And at least they produce something. I mean, they might have been producing some terrorists,

[07:37:44] but at least they were producing something. She doesn't want us producing. Well, not everything

[07:37:48] we did over there was okay. Listen, this is the thing. Okay. She supports this smallest

[07:37:54] fucking wasteland. Okay. I'm not Santa for it. Okay. So we're getting in there.

[07:38:00] need any guns

[07:38:02] no i

[07:38:03] mean i got a little some people i could get okay all right okay that would be

[07:38:07] uh... i mean i know some people know some people like

[07:38:10] i'm not like hey maybe you should talk to jordan and i'll leave it at that

[07:38:13] and then uh... you know uh...

[07:38:15] you know uh... you'll know to ask them kind of thing you know what i mean

[07:38:19] all right okay

[07:38:21] what are you doing

[07:38:22] what am i doing what are you doing some i'm doing i'm about to get my

[07:38:25] dick sucked by uh...

[07:38:27] by lana and hoping

[07:38:29] Okay, all right, all right, all right, fine, fine.

[07:38:31] Here we go.

[07:38:32] All right, beautiful.

[07:38:33] I'll leave it at this then, okay?

[07:38:36] Wars are expensive.

[07:38:39] If you have any money-making opportunities.

[07:38:42] All right.

[07:38:42] I have property, I have people.

[07:38:45] I have a lot of resources.

[07:38:47] I can move things around, okay?

[07:38:49] And I'm very experienced in moving things around,

[07:38:52] especially during war times, to fund those wars.

[07:38:56] Okay.

[07:38:59] All right?

[07:39:00] Can you move chicken trucks?

[07:39:03] Yes, I can.

[07:39:05] Okay, because I feel like right now I'm feeling like you could be a fantastic manager.

[07:39:11] Okay.

[07:39:12] Fucking belt.

[07:39:13] Okay, all right.

[07:39:14] And not to mention, that would probably give you a decent revenue stream.

[07:39:19] I need revenue stream.

[07:39:21] I have a lot of employees.

[07:39:22] I can put them a lot.

[07:39:23] Like, I'm serious.

[07:39:24] I'm sitting on like 30 different fucking employees here.

[07:39:27] Really?

[07:39:27] Yeah, I got a lot.

[07:39:28] All right, you'll be like the manager or like the foreman, you know

[07:39:32] Okay, come sit like where I are the fucking trucks now moving you dumb whatever I

[07:39:39] Can do that. I think I think yeah, I think that's uh, yeah, that's no problem. That's not okay

[07:39:45] Okay, cuz right now this coke. I don't know if it's a coke

[07:39:49] But but regardless I feel like this is a very sound business decision

[07:39:53] It's good, but I feel like the coke is only amplifying how good it is. It was already good. The decision is good

[07:40:02] It's just the coke is making it that much better

[07:40:05] It's not that it's not that the bed decisions bad and it's the coke that's black. No, no, no

[07:40:09] It's it's the decisions good. The coke is making it sound better than it already is, but it's already

[07:40:16] Yes, I feel it all feel better body right now. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro. Yes

[07:40:21] God I can I can feel the decision everywhere except for the right side of my face. I don't yep. Yep. Oh god

[07:40:28] Okay, all right good. So what do I got to do? All right? Well, I'm gonna talk to my guys

[07:40:32] They're gonna get in touch with you. Uh, you have my number

[07:40:36] Actually, maybe I might there's my number right there. Send me a text

[07:40:40] I'm gonna talk to my guys. They're gonna get in touch with you and make sure that uh, they get you hired

[07:40:46] All right, we need someone who can fucking lay down the world law because right now

[07:40:51] Clocking bell is having issues and I need someone who's ready to crack the whip

[07:40:56] I'm gonna get in there and I'm gonna choke those fucking chickens. All right. Yeah, you're gonna choke the fuck out of those chickens

[07:41:02] I'll do it right in front of everyone to show them. I'm not fucking around. I will kill a chicken

[07:41:06] That's what I'm talking about. All right. I'll send you text you guys

[07:41:10] You're gonna hold me today or tomorrow

[07:41:12] All right. Yep. Hey today or tomorrow you're guys

[07:41:15] tonight tonight or tomorrow today or tomorrow I'm gonna talk to you all right

[07:41:19] all right all right I try to get them to do it today I'll stick around for a bit

[07:41:22] then I'll stick around for a half hour yeah if you don't get the call in 30

[07:41:26] minutes it means it's gonna be tomorrow okay all right good good all

[07:41:29] right you take care Jordan huh this is good I like getting involved with the

[07:41:38] meddyshit whenever I get the chance I like to get involved with this shit

[07:41:46] Especially with Nino stuff.

[07:42:09] Gonna give the SS its first job.

[07:42:11] Yeah, I'd been, uh, we'd been doing stuff with Nino since, uh, biker stuff on, uh, TFRP.

[07:42:20] There wasn't even a mechanic for that, we just role-played moving meth.

[07:42:25] There was no actual meth mechanic.

[07:42:27] Uh, that was a lot of fun.

[07:42:29] Do you want to investigate Nino at some point?

[07:42:42] Um, I don't think so.

[07:42:44] That had to have been before Jordan's time.

[07:42:47] Yeah, look at this!

[07:42:50] OG lot!

[07:42:51] Nino's around.

[07:42:53] Wow is this 2017? What's going on? This is weird. What words? Yeah, do you know what the fuck is happening?

[07:43:09] Hey where are my employees? Where are you? Why aren't you guys at T? What? Why?

[07:43:24] Why? What do you need to pull over for?

[07:43:26] What the fuck for what?

[07:43:28] What? Where are you?

[07:43:34] Oh, shit. How many of you are in the car?

[07:43:48] Wait, no, no, no. How many of you are in the car, Nikki?

[07:43:53] Oh, okay, alright.

[07:43:57] At Q?

[07:44:00] Oh, shit.

[07:44:06] I'm running. I'm running.

[07:44:08] What is happening?

[07:44:13] I don't even know where they are.

[07:44:15] I don't think this is a thing.

[07:44:34] How do we get out of this?

[07:44:44] Shoot!

[07:44:45] That's not a good idea.

[07:44:49] Oh god.

[07:44:51] Uh oh.

[07:44:52] Oh shit.

[07:44:57] We are high on coke.

[07:44:59] I'm fucking...

[07:45:01] Oh god.

[07:45:03] Oh fuck.

[07:45:06] Oh shit.

[07:45:07] Oh my god.

[07:45:22] Oh, shit. Oh, my fucking god.

[07:45:25] I don't even know what the fuck happened here. What even happened?

[07:45:42] How does this work with Rola4? I think the guy, I think there's only three of them.

[07:45:59] And the guy in the trunk...

[07:46:01] Well now it's fucked.

[07:46:18] How did this fucking happen? I don't even know how the fuck this happened.

[07:46:36] My employees are going down, hate to see it. Bad Troy, good thing I have more than three of them.

[07:46:40] I'm a maple syrup or apple cider.

[07:46:44] What?

[07:46:45] Yeah, some of them are apple cider or maple syrup.

[07:46:49] No, I don't have any fucking apple cider. What the fuck do you want?

[07:46:55] I'm just told you I'm on my Monday and I need some maple syrup.

[07:46:58] Ah, goddamn crazy ass homeless person.

[07:47:00] Stacy, come here.

[07:47:02] I'm a fucking homeless person. I'm fucking dick in the side of my fucking mouth.

[07:47:05] I'm on top of my whole family. I'm 16 hours back in Canada.

[07:47:08] Okay, I don't care about your family's 16 orgies.

[07:47:11] You fucking turn a more boy with a fucking baseball captain. She's fucking a boy and fucking

[07:47:18] The car that you got me earlier is kind of

[07:47:25] Broken

[07:47:26] Look Stacy come here. Yeah, I need you to you know

[07:47:34] This police car over here. Oh

[07:47:37] Which one looking real? Oh the color. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's big. She's big fucking

[07:47:43] I don't know if I'm warm enough to handle something that thick though.

[07:47:46] Oh, I am. I've been hurt before.

[07:47:49] No, I don't think you are.

[07:47:50] Oh, yeah.

[07:47:51] No, you're not.

[07:47:53] He's driving her.

[07:47:55] Oh, no, I don't think anyone, definitely not you. You can't handle that shit.

[07:47:59] Yes, I can.

[07:48:00] No, you can't.

[07:48:01] But yes, I can.

[07:48:02] I don't think you can.

[07:48:03] Maybe you want to fucking watch me.

[07:48:04] No, I'm just going to watch you do nothing.

[07:48:06] Yeah, it's a fucking challenge.

[07:48:07] Oh, okay, whatever.

[07:48:08] I don't think you're warm enough to handle something that fucking thick.

[07:48:10] I am.

[07:48:11] But I need to be delicate with her.

[07:48:15] Yeah?

[07:48:15] I can't do it right now, you know?

[07:48:17] I can't, I can't just...

[07:48:19] But, uh, I mean, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I got this, I got this.

[07:48:23] What you want your boyfriend free, is that what's going on here?

[07:48:27] That would be ideal.

[07:48:29] Hmm, okay.

[07:48:30] What is he being charged for?

[07:48:32] I don't know.

[07:48:34] You want me to go in quiet?

[07:48:37] Yeah, yeah, that would be good.

[07:48:38] Okay, okay.

[07:48:39] You're a fucking go

[07:48:46] Are you re-arresting me for the third fucking time today? Yes

[07:48:50] You guys got a big fucking lawsuit on your hands, man

[07:48:55] I would I would I would I would not do this if I were you

[07:48:59] There's a warrant

[07:49:01] Okay

[07:49:02] Maybe GSR testing here because we got a bunch of calls about you shooting up people at garage key

[07:49:08] Okay

[07:49:11] So you went ahead and you delayed charges that you had me in custody for 20 minutes ago.

[07:49:16] Now you're pushing additional charges for an unrelated crime.

[07:49:22] I was actually detaining you first through to that.

[07:49:25] I was going to check the GSRU because we have multiple calls about you shooting up people at garage T.

[07:49:30] Okay. And you are the GSRU. You were positive.

[07:49:35] Well, um, yeah, sure.

[07:49:37] Anything on you?

[07:49:38] Yeah, I have my legal firearm.

[07:49:42] Your legal firearm?

[07:49:43] Sure.

[07:49:44] Reminder, that war can always be free at last.

[07:49:53] Uh, let me look.

[07:49:55] So let me get this fucking straight.

[07:49:56] You dumb motherfuckers had enough time to break for a fucking jailbreak, right?

[07:50:01] And then also in 30 minutes had enough time to write a fucking warrant?

[07:50:06] But not press charges at the time.

[07:50:10] Is that what I'm to fucking understand?

[07:50:13] I have no idea.

[07:50:14] You had enough time to do that in a half hour.

[07:50:16] This is fucking illegal.

[07:50:18] Looks like Dan's. Looks like it's Dan's warrant, so if you want to talk to him, you can talk to him about it.

[07:50:30] Can you give me a fat favor?

[07:50:31] No, it's fine.

[07:50:32] Can you tie my car for me, please?

[07:50:34] No! No!

[07:50:35] Thank you, yeah.

[07:50:36] Who's taking- who's driving your car?

[07:50:44] That's great.

[07:50:47] Oh, shit.

[07:50:48] I could! Ow!

[07:50:50] Good luck.

[07:50:57] He's gonna leave me here?

[07:50:59] Oh my god.

[07:51:05] Yeah, all apart of the planter, ready.

[07:51:07] ready shooting you guys are fucking around today huh so you want to delay

[07:51:21] charges so you can run to that or what are we doing here now we don't have a

[07:51:25] car so okay I mean I can walk here hold on I'm not gonna run I don't fucking run

[07:51:33] from your dipshits I know you don't run see our reports of me shooting people

[07:51:53] up at garage teeth teeth who the fuck reported that shit you can tell you

[07:51:58] that yeah you can but you can if I like my right to know who's accusing me during

[07:52:08] trial well you know exactly where this is going yes to it well we investigated

[07:52:18] it by just on you and you were positive now we got to do a little more make sure

[07:52:24] This is bullshit.

[07:52:27] I'm not charging for it yet.

[07:52:28] And, uh...

[07:52:29] What I'm more worried about is this damn war

[07:52:33] that I was just fucking in custody for.

[07:52:35] Yeah, unfortunately we have to cut you loose

[07:52:38] for that stuff because we have to go to that thing.

[07:52:40] So...

[07:52:41] What?

[07:52:42] What?

[07:52:42] If I'm making sure I'm not fucking in.

[07:52:44] We were instructed to cut everyone loose and go.

[07:52:48] Okay, that's fine.

[07:52:50] If you were instructed to do it,

[07:52:51] that doesn't make it illegal, though.

[07:52:53] The issue that I'm having here, you know what, it's fine. Don't worry about it.

[07:52:57] Well, we can't send you to jail. The problem is we can't send you to jail, and we can't leave you down the cells, because people get shot up in there apparently now, so...

[07:53:05] It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[07:53:07] Right, do we have a car yet?

[07:53:10] No, we need one. Send you get one.

[07:53:13] Here, come here.

[07:53:29] Jailbreak even done? I don't know. These might be guys that have uh, respawned or something.

[07:53:33] That's so long.

[07:53:38] Hunter rest filled day

[07:54:04] Like I said, I don't mind I like the PD going hard on Jordan. I

[07:54:09] Think it's good content honestly

[07:54:12] It just makes it more interesting to

[07:54:25] Because they fuck up

[07:54:28] Like the PD gets such a fucking hate filled boner that they fuck up man. I got you

[07:54:39] Like they always fuck it up. What damn did was 100% illegal. He fucking detained me

[07:54:48] brought me down to mission row searched me didn't ask me any questions and then

[07:54:53] never told me what he's charging me with and then just fucking released me

[07:54:56] that's actually kidnapping you can't fucking do that there has to be a reason

[07:55:03] for the detainment yeah then they put out a warrant who's saying this I shot

[07:55:24] and hatched people well then you should have charged me with it I

[07:55:26] understand there's a jailbreak going on but it takes fucking 10 minutes you

[07:55:36] know what I mean it doesn't really take that long he doesn't say he

[07:55:42] He doesn't have to sit there and ask me questions. He can just charge me with shit and send me.

[07:55:47] Whatever make a lawyer? No.

[07:55:51] I don't know, maybe. It just seems like there's so much downtime.

[07:55:58] It doesn't seem like it's that fun to play a lawyer.

[07:56:09] Also, the PD only goes hard on Jordan.

[07:56:12] If the PD went hard on everyone,

[07:56:15] fuck yeah, being a lawyer would be fun as fuck, dude.

[07:56:18] But this shit only really happens with...

[07:56:21] Oh god, they're gonna try to fucking raid me.

[07:56:25] They're doing this on the side of the road?

[07:56:27] Crane says he can't because his character was involved.

[07:56:50] Here's the deal. The garage key thing, we're not fucking with because it's probably bullshit.

[07:57:31] The warrant is going to be served.

[07:57:35] If you want to talk to Dan about it, you can before you get sent away.

[07:57:39] Okay, what else?

[07:57:42] That's it. It's the warrant. That's what you're being arrested for.

[07:57:46] What's the warrant for?

[07:57:48] Hospital tech.

[07:57:50] What fucking hospital attack were you stole a gun from a doctor and shot an officer Dan

[07:57:58] Bailey

[07:57:59] All right. Are there any lawyers?

[07:58:07] Possibly I don't know let me check your fucking job and check asshole. All right listen steel

[07:58:13] Mm-hmm

[07:58:17] Right I was a cop and then now I'm not a cop and then by proxy everyone else looks shitty

[07:58:24] All right, there's a first temple. Oh, yeah, sure

[07:58:29] Okay

[07:58:30] You can call him up first temple is good. Yeah first is decent

[07:58:52] I haven't walked inside real quick. I can walk you bitch. I know you can walk. Okay

[07:58:58] Let me what he's already here with an Eddie. I think let me fucking walk. No

[07:59:04] See this any little W they can take they'll get no no you can't walk I decided walks

[07:59:10] You're not God. I'll break your fucking knees. Then you won't walk. I'll decide if you walk.

[07:59:16] Can you break God's knees?

[07:59:18] I do think I can break God's knees.

[07:59:20] I'm gonna chop him down, bitch. I'm coming for you.

[07:59:22] I'm right here? I'm right here?

[07:59:24] Yeah, take me out of these cuffs, big boy.

[07:59:27] You wouldn't need Caps to stop you.

[07:59:30] What?

[07:59:33] I'm disappointed you think Caps can stop you.

[07:59:40] Okay I gotta ask a question, why two binoculars?

[07:59:44] One for each eye.

[07:59:45] Okay, I think I knew that answer.

[07:59:48] Two, five, four, fifty.

[07:59:50] Alright, we're calling your lawyer.

[07:59:54] Good.

[07:59:55] Or the public defender.

[07:59:56] Call a physical therapist too, you're gonna need a bitch.

[08:00:00] After I'm done fucking your mom?

[08:00:03] I threw my back out.

[08:00:06] Why would you, you throw your back out from sex?

[08:00:09] Yeah okay, you do need the physical therapist then.

[08:00:11] I would die if you are throwing your back out from sex then absolutely yes

[08:00:21] Please call the physical therapist. Do you have one you recommend?

[08:00:25] No, I don't I don't need it. I don't fit in a cruiser all day and fucking eat donuts

[08:00:31] Pussy used to

[08:00:33] Used to be cool Jordan. It used to be cool until that bike rack was thrown at me and then my alleged brothers

[08:00:41] Betrayed me fuck you

[08:00:43] You know I knew hand in that I don't know what you had a hand in smells like you've

[08:00:48] had a hand up your ass all day.

[08:00:50] Yeah, it smells like you have I don't know who had a hand in what you're all betrayers

[08:00:58] in my eyes you're either with me or against me fuck that shit.

[08:01:02] Why would I fire the cop with the most parking tickets the entire month I don't know.

[08:01:07] Why wouldn't you lay down your badge and work for him?

[08:01:10] Cuz I'm a cop not a parking attendant

[08:01:16] That's fine. I guess you can be a cop

[08:01:20] Or you can be a parking attendant a liberator of land leader of men

[08:01:25] One thing Jordan the others

[08:01:28] And an associate's degree from community college. This is about as high as I go

[08:01:33] Yeah, that's what you think trust me. There's more out there. What do you want to ready? I mean this is as far as to ready goes

[08:01:39] Excuse me shut the fuck up

[08:01:42] What do you want?

[08:01:44] Alright Dan's coming over and he's going to talk to you with your lawyer.

[08:01:48] I don't want to talk to Dan.

[08:01:49] I want to talk to my lawyer.

[08:01:50] Okay.

[08:01:51] He's just getting to that.

[08:01:53] Alright, well your lawyer's working with Neddy right now so...

[08:01:56] What is she?

[08:01:57] Baby!

[08:01:58] What is she in here for?

[08:02:01] I don't know.

[08:02:02] Selling herself or what?

[08:02:03] Well, so I'm sure you know all the prostitutes in town so...

[08:02:09] I would, yeah.

[08:02:10] Yeah, I'm sure you would so yeah.

[08:02:11] I work for community outreach.

[08:02:12] I work for community outreach.

[08:02:13] I bet you do.

[08:02:14] But you're reaching a lot in those prostitutes. I try I try my best

[08:02:23] Okay, what's going on with this guy over here? Why is your breath so hot?

[08:02:27] Cuz I'm breathing so heavy. Oh

[08:02:31] My god, there's a guy there. Yeah, there's that. I don't know what that guy's doing. I don't know just scratching his ass

[08:02:37] think that's

[08:02:39] Nikki, he knows

[08:02:42] Actually, that's Dan's from before and did a lot of work cut out for him

[08:02:46] It does

[08:02:49] Child by fire cut about five pounds off that fucking chin, too

[08:02:54] You think yes, you'd be real cute if you did that

[08:02:59] What the fuck?

[08:03:02] What am I being charged with what do you want the warrant what are the charges?

[08:03:08] I've been detained twice over the span of two fucking hours after government employee. I've sold the heavy weapon

[08:03:18] Okay, fantastic, finally. Fuck. Hate to see it.

[08:03:28] Oh, you keep talking, Choi.

[08:03:29] You had brain surgery? Jesus.

[08:03:33] Hiding in that hospital, that bunker? Hiding in your bunker?

[08:03:37] Mmm. That sounds a little familiar.

[08:03:40] Meanwhile, we're out here on the streets.

[08:03:43] Uh-huh. Bunker Choi.

[08:03:50] Uh-huh, baby Bunker Choi. That's right.

[08:03:54] What the hell are they doing over there?

[08:03:57] We're out here on the streets liberating for the people.

[08:04:03] I think they're discussing what they're going to do with Nettie.

[08:04:06] I stole a cell phone.

[08:04:07] We're out here.

[08:04:09] I broke into a champs.

[08:04:11] I stole some gift cards.

[08:04:12] I don't even think I can use them.

[08:04:14] Really?

[08:04:15] Nothing, Steel?

[08:04:16] What?

[08:04:17] What did he say?

[08:04:18] I think he dozed off.

[08:04:19] What did he say?

[08:04:20] I said, you were talking, well, it doesn't make sense if you repeat it.

[08:04:23] What did you go in this thing you missed it? No, come on. I'm sure it'll still be funny. You were

[08:04:30] Just trying to get credit wonder what they're still talking about over there. I said, you know, I said, uh, I think they're wondering if they should give

[08:04:37] Nettie the chair

[08:04:40] That was it

[08:04:42] That was it. Yeah, you thought you thought that was worth that's why I shouldn't repeat you thought that was worth repeating

[08:04:46] What the fuck's wrong with you?

[08:04:49] You made it

[08:04:51] I'm sorry. I have a pair of balls. Did you not put your foot down on that one? I made you say something

[08:04:57] I made you you requested then why the fuck did you repeat it because I made jokes. I want people to hear

[08:05:05] Well jokes are usually funny

[08:05:07] usually

[08:05:10] And clearly you haven't heard a dang cook

[08:05:13] I'm gonna hold on a second

[08:05:17] You can't come hilarious

[08:05:19] name one of the stand-up skits but one of the shit specials the pickles love

[08:05:25] that bit I've never actually seen one of them go to tell of your line hilarious

[08:05:31] love the pickle joke you won't he does this thing where he just whispers into

[08:05:35] the mic for five minutes and it's just yeah pretty much it's funny you know his

[08:05:43] brother stole a bunch of money for you know he's actually has a pretty sad

[08:05:46] Yeah, I you know I heard about that brother was his manager and his father over was it a gaming problem or

[08:05:52] Did I ever maybe not?

[08:05:54] Was it ready? Of course to ready coming in with the fucking Dane cook

[08:06:00] The Dane cook by we probably read that shit from the back

[08:06:04] All right, you're ready. I think you actually do like Dane cook

[08:06:08] But you don't like Dane cook you lied to me to ready. Do you think Dane cook is funny?

[08:06:12] Is anybody I think you actually

[08:06:26] My god, no that's some good ones right

[08:06:30] Just see he does got a couple good ones. Come on. It's ready be a man that movie with Jessica

[08:06:35] I wasn't terrible. We're talking about us

[08:06:39] Meanwhile that stupid fucking doctors down fucking bunker. She's in her fucking bunker. Yes

[08:06:45] Yes!

[08:06:46] Yes!

[08:06:47] Buckeer Bitchjoy!

[08:06:49] Buckeer Bitchjoy, that's right!

[08:06:54] Why did someone through in one respond to me when you're ready, Sergeant?

[08:06:58] Sing song voice.

[08:06:59] What do you make of that?

[08:07:01] That's okay.

[08:07:03] Where's the bar?

[08:07:05] Where is he?

[08:07:07] I don't know.

[08:07:08] God, I hope it's for Bass.

[08:07:13] Alright, he wants his lawyer.

[08:07:16] Wanted we have a line of steel security employees that are using him right now

[08:07:23] First okay first pimple, okay?

[08:07:28] You are just such a fucking ugly fat little bitch

[08:07:36] If you if he cut five pounds off his fucking chin

[08:07:40] He littered Dan he was cute right you said that I think Dan looks like he's been watching

[08:07:46] watching. Dan looks like he's trying to go pro in Fortnay.

[08:07:50] Excuse me?

[08:07:51] He's got a trendy little fucking haircut, but he's got a fat fucking shitty face sitting underneath it.

[08:08:01] How dare you?

[08:08:03] He's got this $200 haircut.

[08:08:06] But then just how how dare you but then just doesn't give a shit about his fucking fat fucking face.

[08:08:13] How much money would it take you to kiss him still?

[08:08:15] what the fuck you know what I'm gonna go get some coffee you're gonna get some

[08:08:20] G fuel by 20 dollars yeah who doesn't love G fuel am I right you wouldn't

[08:08:26] kiss your daughter just roll there's a little peck on the cheek oh no you can

[08:08:33] suck them off and just why I don't think Dan deserves any sort of physical

[08:08:37] you know affection you think it'll like teach him a lesson I don't want

[08:08:44] him to think that he deserves any sort of love is that based on his face and

[08:08:48] like how fatty is there is no he's a fucking asshole he betrayed me wait how

[08:08:53] he used to work at the lot oh damn we should fire him for that you should he'll

[08:09:00] fucking betray you guys too it's probably probably and steals a former

[08:09:05] cop he would know why do you keep saying that I'm just saying it's true

[08:09:09] like you know right okay that's a fact okay when you get sworn in you get this

[08:09:17] ability to say you know human light attack you just know someone's a bad

[08:09:20] person and it still says Dan's a bad person we probably is that's right why

[08:09:27] would you lie about that what is he sir what is what is he you know what is he

[08:09:30] what is he what do I have to gain I'm not gonna fucking iron back you might

[08:09:36] He might be looking for a job showing if you know who he if he portrays us

[08:09:42] Yeah

[08:09:44] He pulls a Jordan steal we scraping the lot of you motherfuckers betrayed me

[08:09:50] No, I didn't betray you you did your back. I got I got suspended. Did you protest where I was fired?

[08:09:56] Did anybody protest? No, I couldn't protest because anybody burned down a car

[08:10:01] I couldn't because they suspended well, then if you're not with me or gets me motherfucker

[08:10:05] It's a simple as that

[08:10:08] You fucking sitting on the goddamn sidelines doing nothing just as good as you put in the knife in my back to bitch

[08:10:14] That's what a brotherhood fucking is a brother is standing up

[08:10:18] Your brother Jordan. Yeah

[08:10:20] Well, I kind of I didn't come on duty for the day and I sat at home

[08:10:25] And I think they really they really knew what I meant when I did my actual brother it fucking did something

[08:10:30] He laid down his badge for a week and he went out to hunt

[08:10:33] creatures of the night that means something no Fred my god that can still

[08:10:39] work sir oh my god is he being copped this entire time we forgot to fire no

[08:10:46] no no he actually did quit for a while I thought we forgot to fire Fred he's

[08:10:54] always fired right now right now he's he was the other day oh my god you tell

[08:10:59] me still as a badge done what is this picture in my pocket what is this fucking

[08:11:05] drawing this is a rainbow oh that drawing you drew that for me earlier

[08:11:11] what do you mean the fuck is it is that the star of David you said it was a badge

[08:11:16] I thought it was a like my badge hell is this you said you drew this for me and

[08:11:24] you love me. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're I think all your employees are going to jail right

[08:11:48] now. So you're kind of boring, bro. I'm gonna be a father. I gotta call my wife. I'm sorry,

[08:11:57] a father yeah is your wife your child no Cassie what I'm pretty what are you

[08:12:06] saying look I need to be a father I'm gonna call my wife is that what you just

[08:12:11] said you're talking to him he's getting pretty boring bro what do you mean

[08:12:27] they're all over you where are you right now oh god I've been detained

[08:12:34] where are they what are you doing they hitting on you you're at a party are

[08:12:44] you drinking I don't know are you better not be drinking what is your story

[08:12:56] bitch I don't know am I I mean don't drink it please don't drink while you're

[08:13:04] pregnant drink while you're pregnant not damn it what's ready to have that

[08:13:10] I can't even have a fucking shot anyways.

[08:13:12] You ready?

[08:13:13] Yeah.

[08:13:14] Okay, I see.

[08:13:15] Let me touch your click.

[08:13:16] Please don't cheat on me.

[08:13:17] I got-

[08:13:18] Please don't cheat on me.

[08:13:19] What a pussy.

[08:13:20] For sure.

[08:13:26] Yo, Sarah- Sarah die.

[08:13:43] Ten months.

[08:13:44] It says the bit where he turns himself to a pickle.

[08:13:47] Funny as shit I've ever seen.

[08:13:50] Love Dane Cook and Rick and Morty.

[08:13:56] Do you guys see, uh, you guys caught up on some R&M?

[08:14:03] You guys caught up on it?

[08:14:04] I watched the second half of the new season

[08:14:09] Started bad. I think that show is gonna start going down the shitter. I don't know. I

[08:14:15] Think I think that show is gonna start to really suck

[08:14:18] Troy a simple pillow over your face. Well, you're sleeping will fix all this

[08:14:27] Hey, look, I don't know. I mean the death of one doctor

[08:14:41] potentially

[08:14:43] stopping a

[08:14:45] Liberation that could lead to the death of

[08:14:47] You know a lot of civilians. I don't know who's to say who's to say what's better

[08:14:55] I'm not a politician. I don't know

[08:15:04] She's right down the stairs. Yeah, I don't know officer. I'm pretty sure she's had sleep apnea

[08:15:12] I'm diagnosed for a while. God damn it. If only we would have went to the dock

[08:15:20] God damn it

[08:15:35] She strangled herself to death

[08:15:41] from the people

[08:15:46] yo hi i'm harrell thank you for the nine months appreciate that

[08:15:50] oh yeah about the journey not the destination you know i'm not even gonna

[08:15:58] read this gifted sub to choy that's how serious i am about this war

[08:16:03] i'm not even gonna fucking read it i've only done that like a couple times you

[08:16:07] know easy with nine months i'm really angry

[08:16:13] how do you want sub go ahead already got the money

[08:16:17] he's right oh the toaster in the bathtub

[08:16:21] i'll change your hair god damn choy

[08:16:24] And her dreams to make the perfect toaster where you can have your shower and your toaster strudels at the same time

[08:16:34] She just wouldn't let the dream go

[08:16:52] Oh my god

[08:16:53] No, I heard I'm saying like

[08:16:56] Damn, what are you charging me with you chubby bitch?

[08:17:01] I'm the murderer of a government employee and um

[08:17:06] Yo, what are you eating right now?

[08:17:08] Popcorn

[08:17:10] Yeah

[08:17:11] Here's some advice maybe put it down

[08:17:14] What upwards actually good?

[08:17:16] Okay, health wise okay well you put like a ton of salt your chin saying otherwise motherfucker

[08:17:22] So as you all load it down with salt and butter your fun

[08:17:27] It's empty calories

[08:17:30] Empty calories are never really necessary. Yeah, but calories. I'm gonna see I'm counting my dad's counting calories

[08:17:36] So as long as I stay under a thousand calories a day I'm fine

[08:17:40] Under a thousand

[08:17:42] Yeah, well, I tried to hit a thousand what fucking retard told you to do that

[08:17:46] Well, it's just my own diet now. I'm done

[08:17:49] I know anything below a thousand is actually kind of bad, but anything below 2,000 is bad Dan

[08:17:59] No, it's not 2,000 is the bare minimum your body needs if you're doing nothing

[08:18:12] I've no idea what's going on as bad Dan needs you as fucking diet under control what it sounds like

[08:18:18] Hospital attack and he's requested a lawyer to get it out. Oh, yeah. Yes, we're waiting on first temple

[08:18:23] Who's also dealing with the seven other blocks you employees?

[08:18:29] Yeah, so

[08:18:31] Cuz I'm gonna go out two thousands I good

[08:18:33] I mean it depends on your body type. I think you're leaving but I would be very surprised if a thousand calories

[08:18:41] Like that's that sounds very

[08:18:44] Yeah, yeah, Troy, that's what happens when you leave your bunker

[08:18:53] that's what fucking happens 1000 is

[08:19:09] sustainable but you'll be slim I'd like I

[08:19:11] said it would be completely depends on

[08:19:13] your body type thousand to one 1200

[08:19:16] calories a day if you work out how much

[08:19:18] do you weigh what no if you're working

[08:19:21] out you need more calories Dan no who

[08:19:25] is telling you this information my friend

[08:19:29] who lost 50 pounds and three months

[08:19:31] working at what do you mean working

[08:19:33] out you know vigorous physical activity I understand that cardio resisted watch

[08:19:40] Daniel Dan you Dan you're gonna die what wait what Dan you realize in order to

[08:19:52] work out your body needs a substance to replenish to replenish itself unless

[08:19:57] you're super fat like me that it could burn the fat for sustenance how much

[08:20:01] What should you weigh Dan?

[08:20:03] Oh no like, what like 250?

[08:20:05] 300?

[08:20:10] I got fat to burn

[08:20:18] Where's his weight?

[08:20:20] I think you could go about it a little better.

[08:20:22] Okay well

[08:20:26] That seems extreme

[08:20:31] What do you want to do? Do you just want to burn fat?

[08:20:33] I want to lose weight, yeah

[08:20:35] You don't care about putting on muscle?

[08:20:37] Not at this stage of the diet though

[08:20:39] It would be better to put on muscle while you're fat

[08:20:41] A lot easier

[08:20:44] Much easier, okay

[08:20:48] Well, let's wait eat protein

[08:20:52] Get yourself on a fucking program that looks good start eating 5,000 calories a day

[08:20:58] Oh, that's bare minimum for like putting them on for bulking at your weight

[08:21:11] 5,000 that's not that's really not as much as you think it is. I promise

[08:21:15] 5,000 sounds like a ton of calories no it's really not like a body but like

[08:21:28] that's like the rock man I'm just no the rock probably it's like 10,000 I bet

[08:21:34] probably rocks fucking huge look into it I'm telling you wait all depends on

[08:21:56] what you want to do but I'm telling you it'll be it'll be a lot easier for

[08:21:59] you to fucking put on strength while you're fat and then you'll three months

[08:22:05] now and I've lost 30 pounds well look hey fuck it if you like it whatever it's

[08:22:09] all up to you it's all about what you want to do right like I don't want to hurt

[08:22:13] my body for sure I'm just saying that's that's not a lot that's not a lot

[08:22:19] right a thousand is not a lot your lawyers are on this way all right I think

[08:22:33] you're next I'm not sure if Nikki's next I think Nikki might be next keep my

[08:22:37] name out of your mouth you dirty what's starvation oh yeah while you're

[08:22:48] exercising like I would say like a thousand

[08:22:53] thousand calories if you're not exercising would maybe be okay but while

[08:22:59] you're exercising right cuz I mean you're just like I mean he's just he's

[08:23:03] gonna burn fat you know those ulpes with tabloids fat as well yeah that's

[08:23:09] true muscle definitely helps with that okay I thought you meant escort

[08:23:16] He's gonna eat normal gain it all back. I mean that's not necessarily true

[08:23:24] He could he could eat normal and not gain it all back, but he'd have to change his routine that's a trick to it a

[08:23:31] Lot of people go back to eating normal, but they don't change their their routine

[08:23:36] No, I'm not fucking okay

[08:23:38] Dan's fucking starving himself

[08:23:40] What I

[08:23:43] Mean that really I still eat like good

[08:23:46] You're eating popcorn, Dan.

[08:23:48] Yeah, popcorn.

[08:23:49] You're already in mine, Nate.

[08:23:51] Yes.

[08:23:52] I mean, I'll hang out with you, Dan, and help you out, and then...

[08:23:56] 1200 no exercise does work.

[08:23:58] Well, yeah, I mean, if you're calorie deficient, you're going to lose weight.

[08:24:01] It doesn't matter.

[08:24:02] Come to murder of a government employee, and then assault with a...

[08:24:05] Yeah.

[08:24:06] Come to murder of a government employee, and then assault with a deadly...

[08:24:16] Okay.

[08:24:17] Yeah, you have to run me through why he's got these two charges today.

[08:24:20] So he was witnessed at Pilbark's hatcheting two doctors down and then

[08:24:26] After the hatchet attack he went into surgery by Dr. Agnes. Show him the picture so show him the picture that I drew

[08:24:33] That was not even has nothing to do with this George show him that was

[08:24:38] And then after during the surgery he stole Dr. Agnes's gun came out of the surgery and shot me

[08:24:47] Okay, who are the doctors that he?

[08:24:50] swung a hatchet at

[08:24:51] Yeah, that's right sure

[08:24:56] And you weren't you weren't there do shit about it

[08:25:02] Actually don't have that information like you get it

[08:25:04] I just don't have with me right now hide it in your bunker bunker bitch joy. I mean we can't plead guilty to

[08:25:10] That if we don't have their names, you know

[08:25:14] Yeah, let me let me find let me get that for you

[08:25:18] Mr. Temple, I sent you the picture that he wanted me to send you.

[08:25:24] Let me take a look at that.

[08:25:28] So what's this describing?

[08:25:31] This picture?

[08:25:32] Yes.

[08:25:33] He drew me a picture before all this stuff happened, and he said he loved me.

[08:25:39] I don't remember any of that shit.

[08:25:41] So this, I'm saying they're trying to frame me.

[08:25:43] I don't remember any of this shit.

[08:25:46] Why would I say I loved Tourette?

[08:25:48] Nobody loves Tourette.

[08:25:49] pregnant wife she's out getting fucked right now at a party

[08:25:52] yeah she's she's uh congratulations Matthew Payne and some guy named Nino Javis is

[08:25:59] oh she's partying with Nino oh yeah that bitch is getting fucked for sure

[08:26:06] wait what drinking and she's pregnant is the mess is she smoking she was doing

[08:26:12] drugs earlier when we shot her I can't even get your own pregnant wife I

[08:26:17] Didn't shoot her

[08:26:23] A bad husband you're a bad person

[08:26:25] Jordan she shot what I wasn't even there for that, but she shot a bunch of cops with an oozy and she was doing cocaine

[08:26:31] Okay, she's pregnant. I didn't know that at the time and I wasn't even there for the shooting. I didn't even shoot

[08:26:39] Listen, can I talk to my lawyer you fucking pussy?

[08:26:42] Hey, you don't need to call me names Dan's not you don't need to be a fucking pussy

[08:26:46] No, I'm Dan. I have more respect for Dan than you

[08:26:50] You're out. You're out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, think about that one kid about my stupid wife, right?

[08:26:58] He said

[08:27:01] What is that? Huh? Yeah, you just let him murder your fucking pride is what it sounds like you pussywhip bitch

[08:27:12] Huh, I'm not doing fucking cocaine with Nino. I

[08:27:17] Tell you that

[08:27:19] Can't. He's dead.

[08:27:21] Well, not cheating on me.

[08:27:24] He already did that.

[08:27:28] Oh, real good.

[08:27:30] Talk, talk shit about a woman who can't even defend herself.

[08:27:33] I'm gonna set you on fire tomorrow, Toretty.

[08:27:40] Oh, that's criminal threats.

[08:27:42] I don't give a fuck.

[08:27:43] Hey, he was talking about a diss track.

[08:27:45] It's gonna be fire.

[08:27:46] No, he's tried to set me on fire.

[08:27:48] I am gonna handcuff you and set you on fire,

[08:27:50] just like you and fucking Francis did.

[08:27:53] I don't know what you're talking about.

[08:27:55] Yeah, I don't give a fuck, I do.

[08:27:59] What about when you blow up our cars?

[08:28:00] I don't know anything about that.

[08:28:02] Mm-hmm.

[08:28:04] Hey, talk to your lawyer.

[08:28:08] So, uh, I assume you hatched it at the doctors?

[08:28:11] I don't remember any of that shit at all.

[08:28:13] Apparently, you did some acid or something.

[08:28:18] And then you stole Agnes's gun and shot Dan?

[08:28:22] I have no fucking idea.

[08:28:23] But what I do know is these motherfuckers,

[08:28:27] Okay, about an hour ago, maybe a little longer,

[08:28:32] arrested me for this shit, apparently,

[08:28:35] they fucking detained me, brought me down here,

[08:28:39] searched me, never told me what I was being charged with,

[08:28:43] I asked for a lawyer, they never fucking told me,

[08:28:45] kept me in a holding cell for 30 fucking minutes,

[08:28:48] and then they just fucking released me

[08:28:49] because there's a jailbreak.

[08:28:51] So they moved me around, did all this fucking detaining,

[08:28:53] never gave me my lawyer, never told me

[08:28:55] what I was fucking charged with, nothing.

[08:28:57] And then they cut me just to fucking re-arrest me.

[08:29:00] 20 minutes fucking, I mean, that's fucking illegal.

[08:29:02] That's kidnapping.

[08:29:04] Yeah, they did the same.

[08:29:06] I mean, they didn't do the same,

[08:29:07] but they just finally let Nettie and Jimmer and them go.

[08:29:10] They've held them down here for a long time.

[08:29:12] Well, that's fucked up.

[08:29:13] We need to, they can't, they can't.

[08:29:16] It's actually illegal to fucking-

[08:29:18] They didn't catch you, right?

[08:29:20] What do you mean they didn't catch me?

[08:29:21] You weren't caught on scene or anything.

[08:29:23] They just saw someone of your description

[08:29:26] shooting an officer.

[08:29:27] They said yeah, that's what they said

[08:29:30] Like I said I was on acid, but I don't think so because they went in

[08:29:33] Yeah, could have been the same

[08:29:36] Like do you think you can't change clothes today at all?

[08:29:40] No, what the fuck happened? It's all blur. I need to talk to Agnes on this one. Yeah, did they put you in a lineup at all?

[08:29:47] No, nothing like that. Okay, so they haven't I mean they got like

[08:29:52] all the all the girls in a lineup

[08:29:54] Hmm and had someone come down to try an idea and it couldn't you know practice shit on them, sir

[08:30:01] Look, it's up to you. I think I think you could try to play this hole

[08:30:06] You want to try to play this whole legal detainment thing now or how do you feel about that?

[08:30:09] I don't know. I feel that's that's that's a secondary move. Okay, you could try to do it

[08:30:14] Just to get him dropped just out of fear

[08:30:17] Look what they'll probably try and say is a had you held for investigation. That's fine. They never told me. Yeah

[08:30:23] Yeah, exactly.

[08:30:25] Um, and you were in a cell which was locked correct?

[08:30:28] It was in a cell that was locked.

[08:30:30] I asked him, uh, you know, I mean they, they did say they were gonna cut me loose and look for, you know, like additional evidence, but I don't think that's true.

[08:30:38] I mean it was, it was 20 minutes later.

[08:30:43] And here's the thing, Dan must have immediately written the fucking warrant.

[08:30:47] Like the timeline just doesn't fucking add up.

[08:30:53] Yeah, once we had, uh, let me, uh, grab the radio.

[08:30:56] I don't know just do whatever you think and then we talk about that later I guess if you think that's the second

[08:31:04] alright I got it come on you fucked up Dan you stupid bitch yeah what Dan say it was like 250 300 that's

[08:31:23] pretty large gap. I'm, I'm 270 right now. I'm 6'5 and I'm starting my 5x5 routine back

[08:31:37] up Monday and I'm going right into 5000 calories just to start. I'd like to get up to 7. Do

[08:31:57] I do cardio with five by five? I'm going to.

[08:32:00] That's

[08:32:03] nothing crazy. I'll probably just walk Eli a mile every day.

[08:32:08] The only reason I do cardio is because streaming is such a fucking

[08:32:13] sedentary job.

[08:32:17] Like without actually putting cardio in my fitness routine, I

[08:32:20] just wouldn't get any.

[08:32:21] You know what I mean?

[08:32:30] 5x5 lol.

[08:32:32] Hey man, I've been on a lot of different routines and I've like as far as just putting on numbers, 5x5 is fucking like what?

[08:32:41] Like, it's solid dude.

[08:32:45] It just fucking works.

[08:32:54] Do I take any mask gainers?

[08:32:56] Yeah, I take a weight gainer shake.

[08:32:58] It's being slight, calorie surplus if you're gonna bulk.

[08:33:10] I mean

[08:33:12] It's a bit all the time. Okay, so I just talked to my user. What they're claiming is that Agnes is I did it as you

[08:33:19] Taj the other doctors I did it as you and

[08:33:24] Dad's I did as you so there's there's three people I ding you at the scene

[08:33:32] Yeah, go put a leash on your fucking wife. I'm really sad it's terrorism

[08:33:37] I mean, there wasn't much violence at all. You're just patching people.

[08:33:43] So, in terms of those things...

[08:33:49] Look, if I don't even remember any of this, I mean, Jesus.

[08:33:56] I don't know if they did something with my medicine at the hospital,

[08:34:01] but here's the thing, I'm wondering if the hospital is criminally culpable here.

[08:34:07] I think that might be worth looking into seeing what really happened there at the hospital because I just don't remember

[08:34:12] like two hours

[08:34:15] And there's something about brain surgery being said

[08:34:19] So i'm just gonna advise you right now that if we go down that route they may try and 50 on 50 you

[08:34:25] i'm fine now

[08:34:29] Okay, i'm just letting you know that they may try and uh 50 on 50 you okay, that's fine

[08:34:34] Fuck it. Let's do the hospital

[08:34:36] Let me talk to the officer about this.

[08:34:44] Okay, you can be put under arrest for criminal use.

[08:34:52] Please get a hang of us on the stand.

[08:35:14] That would be funny.

[08:35:16] Okay, so I talked to the officer.

[08:35:24] He ain't gonna be budging on anything, so the Europeans now are bench trial

[08:35:28] or to appeal at a later date.

[08:35:30] Let's appeal this shit.

[08:35:32] You do your job as a lawyer.

[08:35:33] Do some digging around.

[08:35:34] See what really fucking happened there at the hospital.

[08:35:37] see what's up with all this brain surgery talk

[08:35:41] yeah i mean

[08:35:42] was uh... what kind of surgery were you getting

[08:35:45] i don't fucking know

[08:35:47] does that all remember any of this shit

[08:35:49] because uh... agnes is a coroner

[08:35:51] so

[08:35:53] i know she's uh... she's a doctor as well

[08:35:58] oh shit okay

[08:36:00] and if the coroner is also performing surgery at the hospital like i said

[08:36:03] you got your workout for you

[08:36:05] yeah this is

[08:36:06] I'll tell you what, they keep a very tight shift there, you know, they don't try and spill any beans, so I'll have to get an investigative journal, not like Stonefinger.

[08:36:18] Get Stonefinger, bring your can opener. I want all the beans, baby.

[08:36:23] Okay.

[08:36:24] I'll grab Dan over.

[08:36:26] Good. Good, good, good.

[08:36:28] Hey, don't make him walk too far, he only eats a thousand calories a day, I don't want him to pass out.

[08:36:37] Don't don't make him use his little energy as possible

[08:36:52] No, he's counting I don't know I mean he said he's lost 30 pounds in three months. That's actually a shit ton

[08:37:14] By the way

[08:37:16] Losing losing 30 pounds in 30 months is actually a shit ton of weight

[08:37:23] Usually you burn like people will burn 15 pounds pretty quick just changing their diet

[08:37:28] But like anything Pat, that's that's a lot.

[08:37:31] He said 50 and 30 in three months.

[08:37:36] Oh, okay.

[08:37:37] That might actually be dangerous.

[08:37:44] You're fine.

[08:37:45] Do you know 30 is not that crazy?

[08:37:46] I mean, that's good.

[08:37:47] What do you mean?

[08:37:48] That's pretty.

[08:37:49] That's good.

[08:37:50] Losing 30 pounds in three months is good.

[08:37:57] Yeah, that's good, man.

[08:37:59] No, he said 30.

[08:38:02] Yeah, he said he lost 30 in three months, right?

[08:38:05] That's good.

[08:38:07] Now, I said his friend has been giving him fitness.

[08:38:13] advice yeah good for him yeah whatever man it's in that and that's not like scary

[08:38:21] but that is good that's really good ten pounds a month

[08:38:25] I'm not good you lost 30 Jordan all right first you'll be in touch I assume yeah

[08:38:37] I mean I'll get something falls straight away and I'll try and I'll have to

[08:38:40] reach out to you for a hit the release on the medical records yeah all right

[08:38:44] just email over we'll do appreciate it I'm also gonna cut your break on the

[08:38:48] time for waiting here for a lawyer. Shut the fuck up. Love you too, buddy. It's bad for his heart. You

[08:38:55] know what else is bad for your heart? Being overweight. Yeah, being overweight is weight loss.

[08:39:18] Yeah, good for Dan. All right. Well, what's not good for Dan is he made me lose 400 viewers.

[08:39:28] Probably also in combination of fit. I don't know. Fitness talk does it as well.

[08:39:32] People get nervous people get anxious. I'm gonna get out of here. I gotta go

[08:39:56] Good stream real good stream

[08:40:03] Had fun today a lot of subs. Thank you guys

[08:40:07] Hell yeah

[08:40:09] Lot of support lately really appreciate that man. We're getting back on track. I said it dude. I said we're gonna do six hour streams

[08:40:18] Oops. Look at that. We did it. I'm gonna try to get on a little earlier tomorrow. Raid

[08:40:37] Mehdi? I think Mehdi's doing okay. I usually try to raid people that, you know,

[08:40:47] to raid people that, you know, that's me. They could use the bump, right?

[08:40:55] Dan, yeah, we should have was Dan, man.

[08:41:00] Good for him.

[08:41:00] I support anybody.

[08:41:10] I mean, you know, let's let's host crunchy.

[08:41:13] You guys go to Dan if you want, but also I'm glad to hear Dan is

[08:41:17] working on his fitness shit.

[08:41:19] I like hearing that kind of shit.

[08:41:21] A big proprietor of fitness, but not too big to the point

[08:41:26] where it annoys my viewers and they leave sometimes.

[08:41:31] All right, we'll go here.

[08:41:33] Um, Ashlyn, no, no, no, no.

[08:41:35] Oh, she has fun little

[08:41:40] fun little thing to be on tomorrow, beyond throughout the weekend.

[08:41:51] Like six to since you started watching me, you've lost 80 pounds.

[08:41:55] Yep, that's because my stream is so fucking depressing, right?

[08:42:01] Three days in a row.

[08:42:02] We're getting back on track, man.

[08:42:03] I think I'm only I don't next week's going to be kind of weird.

[08:42:10] Brand new prime sob.

[08:42:12] Welcome, welcome, welcome.

[08:42:15] Very nice. WTF cooldowns with 14 months, excuse me, I'm not sure that.

[08:42:23] Captain Smith, 7 months.

[08:42:28] Thank you, and thank you for everyone that's gifting subs. Very kind.

[08:42:32] Let's get up to 5k subs.

[08:42:37] Chat.

[08:42:38] If we get to 5k subs, I will do Jack, Jackson, tomorrow.

[08:42:44] If I don't, report me for credit card fraud.

[08:42:47] Because I have committed that.

[08:42:49] And all the evidence is there the paper trail is there. It only will take someone to tip me off

[08:43:02] I will do jack jacks in the world. Yo, bubba Gert

[08:43:17] Thanks for five gifting

[08:43:23] You miss jack it'll happen. All you got all we got dudes get the 5k subs

[08:43:26] Yes, rather just give you more money

[08:43:49] Okay

[08:43:51] Thanks for the 25 gifted. 25 gifted dollars.

[08:43:55] Only five people in the chat know Jack. Yeah, that's true.

[08:44:10] I miss Bernie more than Jack. Well, Bernie is dead, dead for real.

[08:44:14] How are you doing, security guard?

[08:46:46] You better protect this, sir.

[08:46:52] Yes, he is not saying so much.

[08:46:59] Also, the gun holster is empty. I'm concerned.

[08:47:03] Get out of here. Ball my cover.

[08:47:05] How is he gonna protect this with no gun?

[08:47:10] I don't know.

[08:47:11] You better be good, like come for something.

[08:47:16] Yeah, it's why you guys weren't over there.

[08:47:21] I didn't know what the fuck it was.

[08:47:23] Yeah, I thought it was a local helicopter landing.

[08:47:26] No, that's why I was like trying to tell you guys, like, oh, come back.

[08:47:30] Because I was going to be like, Lima 1, 10, with 3, come back here.

[08:47:34] And then I felt like PD landed with patience.

[08:47:38] Oh, no, I think they would tell us, right?

[08:47:41] Not always.

[08:47:42] Yeah, I guess I tried like a team saying to try to land over there. Yeah, I tried to land on the integrity

[08:47:50] Yeah, Angel saw it. I think it must be because of the headache

[08:47:55] Can you guys hear this a jury car at all?

[08:47:58] No, I think you might be a little

[08:48:07] I don't think it's a little

[08:48:12] Fucking leave

[08:48:14] Leave me alone for fuck's sake.

[08:48:18] He's going to be like, good security guy when he comes in?

[08:48:47] Okay, this guy knows.

[08:48:49] All these guys know, so I literally can't do it.

[08:48:51] Oh yeah, Morse for not doing it.

[08:48:59] Oh, there's uh, oh there they go.

[08:49:12] Here you go.

[08:49:38] Don't blow my cover, stop!

[08:49:41] Blow my cover!

[08:49:44] Now out of here!

[08:49:45] That's a lot of them guys.

[08:50:03] No! Why are you hitting at her? Oh god, she must be...

[08:50:06] Get in, get in, get in.

[08:50:08] Get in, dad!

[08:50:09] Oh I shoot, I promise you it's gonna be shot eventually!

[08:50:13] Please stop stealing my phone the cops gave me this phone. Give me my phone now. Okay, okay. Hello, man

[08:50:20] Hello, I can't hear you. I really can't hear you. Okay. Never mind. This is still messed up. Never mind

[08:50:29] That's what a crack I look like it. Oh, oh, oh

[08:50:35] You're gonna put your hands on you're not

[08:50:37] Oh, what are these guys doing?

[08:50:39] What's wrong with them?

[08:50:40] I don't know, the other guys steal my phone and I'm tired of them stealing my phone and I'm ready to send a call to police.

[08:50:45] Oh, some guys are dying.

[08:50:47] Is this an actual person?

[08:50:48] No, that's not a call.

[08:50:49] No, it's not a call.

[08:50:50] Oh my God, dude.

[08:50:51] That's not an actual person, is it?

[08:50:53] Yeah, that's a person.

[08:50:54] Oh, Robbie!

[08:50:55] Oh my God!

[08:50:56] Oh God!

[08:50:57] Ow!

[08:50:58] What is this guy doing, Rob?

[08:50:59] He's an actual person.

[08:51:00] Oh my God.

[08:51:01] Oh my God.

[08:51:02] Oh my God!

[08:51:04] I need you to cop those other guys.

[08:52:23] Okay, well, this didn't work you're okay sir. Yeah, I got ruined

[08:53:02] They saw me moving around well they saw me walk up everyone else in it

[08:53:08] I can't believe this. I am going to sue you

[08:53:19] Do you want to tell me what the hell is going on leading we get 52 is that side of integrity

[08:53:58] That gunshot victims

[08:54:06] I did he then started chasing the lady that passed us with the gun this guy

[08:54:12] I was sure are you guys looking for cool? Yes, well he said he said you to buy me a piece in

[08:54:30] Where else to guard stand out of

[08:54:42] mission failed and mission failed we'll get them next time yeah yeah it doesn't work next

[08:54:56] time next time firefighter at the courthouse actually talk no wait a second wait a second

[08:55:34] Bank truck delivery driver would be good

[08:55:55] I really want to try to get some on the man

[08:55:57] Everyone's gonna check you for numbers dude. Do people just walk around pressing you? I don't understand

[08:56:17] Even you does it

[08:56:19] When I'm pulling someone over

[08:56:24] Like so

[08:56:28] Being a group of NPCs who are supposed to work

[08:56:32] They need to say well that well no they can't because

[08:56:50] All right, I got another idea. I got a better idea. I

[08:56:58] Got a better idea

[08:57:12] That's kind of the sun oh, but he was

[08:57:19] Where were you shot?

[08:57:41] I'm gonna be honest. I'm getting a little sick of the phrase RP checking

[08:58:03] It's literally not even what I'm trying to do

[08:58:06] I'm just trying to bait someone into killing a person because I think it's funny

[08:58:10] When you guys are always talking about RP check like it comes off as like mad pretentious and it's kind of weird

[08:58:16] haha how the hell happened oh fuck hey do you hear me snapping this guy cut the

[08:58:52] deaf person with a fuck and this guy's deaf yeah he could never dead deaf he

[08:59:02] can't hear he don't hear no good one okay well I mean if he's dead like why

[08:59:06] Are you insulting him? No, no, no, he's very much alive. He just can't hear a big D was in a helicopter explosion. Okay

[08:59:14] So, yeah

[08:59:20] He's dead he can't actually yeah, you're in is alive. He has a

[08:59:28] He's a should I'll be treated up he is death though, and I don't know why you copped a deaf person

[08:59:33] That's a little fucked up officer

[08:59:35] Okay, well you have blue hair so your existence is screwed up. Yeah, I had a run in with the lady of the lake

[08:59:41] She things are happening to me. My dick is disappearing. Okay. Well good for you

[08:59:46] Thank you

[08:59:50] You guys know anything. I don't know there's some fucking magic shit going on

[08:59:54] Yeah, it's fucking just the worst

[09:00:01] Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, just come on back. We're getting we're gonna get to take care

[09:00:08] that's handcuffed

[09:00:10] you're a nasty burn, Zyna, you're not too bad

[09:00:12] you're a big tough guy

[09:00:14] I'm big and strong

[09:00:16] big and strong, the biggest and strongest boy I've ever met

[09:00:18] dude, they were making fun of me saying I'm as fat as an ambulance

[09:00:22] no, you're not

[09:00:24] he's not fat, you're just a big bone

[09:00:28] you're just a big bone, you're gonna be fine

[09:00:30] it's okay

[09:00:32] people are mean

[09:00:34] people are very mean

[09:00:36] You're very mean

[09:00:38] All right, I'm gonna help you up. Okay. You just had some minor burns. I'll put some burn cream and kind of put a bandage over mine

[09:00:44] You're very strong. You're not fat

[09:00:48] You're very well. All right, sir. Uh, okay. Oh, I gotta speak louder for you. Okay, sir

[09:00:58] You're going to be free to go

[09:01:01] Do you believe cops arresting people that are deaf now? Okay, can can you not for me?

[09:01:06] me sir. What happened to your mouth? Wow, he's just wanted those. Are you in the helicopter?

[09:01:16] Sir you are free to go. No necesito. Oh yeah. Hand tuffos. What do you want? He doesn't,

[09:01:33] he's not Mexican, he's deaf. Oh my god. I don't want to say it right now. Don't

[09:01:48] Don't say don't say

[09:01:50] It's not too bad your shoulder was a little messed up. I got it all cleaned up and banished for you. All right, okay

[09:01:56] Watch out for cops. They arrest death people now

[09:02:01] That's kind of fucked. It's kind of fucked man

[09:02:06] He's literally free to go. I tried to tell him that but I put him in cusp because he was dead

[09:02:13] I was hired to fly

[09:02:20] How many people hired you?

[09:02:22] Three, I am kidding.

[09:02:24] No, no, no. One person hired me.

[09:02:26] Myself hired me.

[09:02:28] One or two is a good one.

[09:02:30] Really?

[09:02:32] I gotta go change this part in, though.

[09:02:34] I gotta go change this part in.

[09:02:36] You're really funny, Dan.

[09:02:38] That's a good one.

[09:02:40] I have to get someone to kill me.

[09:02:42] It's no longer a fucking police.

[09:02:44] It's fucked up paramedics.

[09:02:46] Fuck the M.S.

[09:02:48] I'm trying to kill my ass!

[09:02:50] This is the way to kill you!

[09:02:51] You're in the way!

[09:02:52] I have to get some- someone will!

[09:02:53] Someone will!

[09:02:54] Someone's going to!

[09:02:57] Someone will!

[09:02:59] It'll work!

[09:03:01] Is it E-weight 11?

[09:03:07] That's very- there's obviously a person.

[09:03:15] 3 minutes till tsunami.

[09:03:18] Oh yeah, huh.

[09:03:19] Now.

[09:03:30] Wait, come on, it's fine.

[09:03:31] It's fine.

[09:03:31] No, it's not fine.

[09:03:32] Oh, you said it!

[09:03:33] Hey, there's only like two minutes. I'm kidding. That'd be in a real quick.

[09:03:36] He stabbed me. This is feedback.

[09:03:38] Bye.

[09:03:40] Yeah.

[09:03:40] Huh.

[09:03:41] Not that it was on purpose.

[09:03:44] Let's feel like aggressive.

[09:03:47] I'm being stolen by- oh my god.

[09:03:49] What the fuck is going on here?

[09:03:51] We had an old mini-card.

[09:03:53] You're supposed to protect this silly.

[09:04:21] Would think that's what would happen.

[09:04:50] You would think.

[09:05:21] We'll get someone. Someone will.

[09:05:23] Someone will.

[09:05:25] And then the NPC normally says somebody screws up.

[09:05:45] screws up dude it's the locals all right they do fucking weird scuff shit all

[09:05:49] the time actually I think sometimes you know top

[09:05:57] alley I restart now I don't have time to like you don't make the character shit I

[09:06:02] know Rami was really about to Rami really almost did he had shot you you know

[09:06:35] oh yeah I don't know but like I said locals are scuffed all the time right

[09:06:41] just get low on HP that's not a bad idea that's not a bad idea some fall damage

[09:07:11] yeah that's actually a good idea if Rami kills you I think we have manslaughter

[09:07:32] charges for like permathon characters and shit you know cuz obviously think

[09:07:38] about permathons is actually that ended up I was like the first person to like

[09:07:47] really do permathons on TFRP. I think Classy might have done the first one, but then I

[09:07:57] started doing them and then that was like the yeah I think Classy did the first one

[09:08:04] and then I did but I was like really doing them I did them a lot and then

[09:08:11] when I was doing them a lot like that was a legit that was a legitimate question

[09:08:16] and it was like, well hold on, like first off,

[09:08:20] the EMS are having to write all these fucking,

[09:08:24] you know what I mean?

[09:08:26] All these death reports,

[09:08:27] and also like, are we just gonna charge people with murder?

[09:08:30] Like seven fucking people with murder a day, you know?

[09:08:33] So, what about Medi?

[09:08:49] That's so long.

[09:08:52] Man, I don't know.

[09:09:01] What do you mean what about Medi?

[09:09:03] What's the question?

[09:09:16] Oh, perfect, and no one's around?

[09:09:41] Yeah, it's perfect many said he did them first on no pixel. Oh, yeah, that's probably true

[09:10:04] Many's been on no pixel for a while though

[09:10:09] many went over to no no pixel before like

[09:10:13] everyone else did

[09:10:17] Same with Andrews

[09:10:19] You know a lot of people don't know this and it kind of pisses me off when people give Andrew shit

[09:10:27] Andrews actually left TFRP to

[09:10:30] Reef structure no pixels police department, and I'm pretty sure he lost his cop job on TFRP because of it

[09:10:40] I'm almost positive that's what happens

[09:10:55] What a great decision. I mean yeah, I ended up panning out

[09:11:01] Like you lost his eye roll job. No, no, no he lost his cop job on TFRP

[09:11:08] His bandage to people don't see the blood on you. I don't have anything dude

[09:11:17] That's so long

[09:11:20] Family, eh, I mean, I don't know, whatever.

[09:11:29] T-Mac doesn't even like talking about TFRP because of all the drama.

[09:11:37] This is what it is.

[09:11:39] I think it's good to talk about TFRP.

[09:11:43] You know?

[09:11:45] You don't want mistakes to be repeated.

[09:11:49] Yeah, I saw that TFRP just launched a Red Dead server.

[09:11:54] TFRP was great for a while.

[09:11:56] Eh, the problem, I'd say the biggest problem with TFRP is there was never, like...

[09:12:03] Dude, there was new admins like every month so it never like

[09:12:11] Had a direction, you know what I mean? I feel like it never had like I feel like this the the RP culture never really had an identity

[09:12:18] You know what I mean?

[09:12:23] Like no pixel

[09:12:26] You know what to expect here, right?

[09:12:31] That

[09:12:35] You know

[09:12:37] Uhhh, yeah TFRP, it just always had like, so many different people coming in and out, like with a different idea of what RP should be.

[09:12:56] You know, everyone wanted something different.

[09:13:08] Yeah.

[09:13:10] Some stories from TFRP could be done here.

[09:13:12] Oh, absolutely! I'm not saying TFRP didn't have good storylines.

[09:13:16] It's extremely difficult to moderate role play. Not everyone is going to share its design.

[09:13:30] Not everyone is going to be on the same page. In fact, you have 200 people playing it.

[09:13:34] It's 200 people with slightly different ideas.

[09:13:38] Well, I'd say the biggest problem with RP is that, you know,

[09:13:44] for a lot of people, it's...

[09:13:47] For a lot of people, first and foremost, it's a moneymaker.

[09:13:50] Right?

[09:13:52] For a lot of people it's first and foremost a moneymaker period, you know it is so

[09:14:00] and

[09:14:02] There's hundreds of different fucking rp servers out there

[09:14:05] Not that many relevant ones, you know if you don't like

[09:14:09] It should be as simple as if you don't like the style of rp on this server fucking leave and

[09:14:15] Go to another server because you can't do that. No pixel isn't the only rp server

[09:14:19] but since for a lot of people it's a money maker you know they know their

[09:14:25] best shot of making money is to stay on no pixel even if they don't like it even

[09:14:29] if they don't like the style of RP you know the money's here exactly and that's

[09:14:58] that's not me saying that I fucking love no pixel dude I've always

[09:15:04] felt more comfortable on no pixel mr. Moon was carrying that server at some

[09:15:15] point if you ask me oh yeah the the one stream a month for mr moon yeah you're

[09:15:23] right now moon was more I would say moon was more like on on on SOE he would

[09:15:35] play a lot dude like off stream that motherfucker would always be on SOE dude

[09:15:41] he wouldn't even be what the fuck is going on over there Penta and Jam

[09:15:54] carried that server you know I think I carried that server like because I was

[09:16:05] the one you know man you know like why you cockroaches need me man you need

[09:16:11] someone to point the finger at and say hey that's the bad guy man yeah I was

[09:16:17] That was more uh, that was me man.

[09:16:33] For the longest time I was considered the problem of TFRP.

[09:16:48] And yeah dude during Atlas I was literally the only one streaming for some reason.

[09:16:56] I was the only one streaming like I don't know why I don't know why people played

[09:16:59] Atlas to this day.

[09:17:10] Was it SOE?

[09:17:11] You had problems with Timmac?

[09:17:12] I've literally never had problems with Timmac.

[09:17:17] The only issues Timmac and I have ever had

[09:17:20] was like one time I shot him with a shotgun

[09:17:23] and it was over that same night.

[09:17:25] Like it literally wasn't even...

[09:17:27] problems.

[09:17:30] It literally wasn't even.

[09:17:33] Issues at all.

[09:17:37] Timmac and I have always been good friends.

[09:17:44] It was once.

[09:17:48] It was once Shaggy stole Jordan's golf cart

[09:17:50] so I shot him in the chest with a shotgun.

[09:17:52] But I mean, it was like, it literally, it literally wasn't, it was nothing.

[09:17:58] It was literally nothing.

[09:18:01] It like, it wasn't...

[09:18:17] Nah, people will come to the hospital soon.

[09:18:19] There's just a shooting over there.

[09:18:21] Maybe I'll do something like this.

[09:18:27] Oh wait, no, cause all those EMS don't.

[09:18:54] Paveira beef with Eli?

[09:18:55] Not, literally not at all.

[09:18:57] Eli's one of those guys that when I first started roleplaying I really looked up to.

[09:19:02] I've only never had issues with people, man.

[09:19:12] It's more like, I feel like if anything, people have had issues with me.

[09:19:18] You know?

[09:19:21] I don't really care about much.

[09:19:23] I only care about rule breaks.

[09:19:27] That's the only thing I really get upset.

[09:19:29] It's the same thing.

[09:19:30] Ah, no it's not.

[09:19:37] Didn't you get hit because of RP?

[09:19:39] No.

[09:19:40] What?

[09:19:55] I've been threatened a lot.

[09:20:33] I repeat before you lie no you lie. I'm you lie was like day one on fucking us so we did

[09:20:41] What was my first RP game?

[09:21:06] Dungeons and Dragons

[09:21:09] No, no, no, no, that's not true my first RP game was

[09:21:29] Pretending I was a girl on RuneScape

[09:21:31] So people would give me money

[09:21:39] That was my first RP game how did that go

[09:21:51] So, who's good man?

[09:21:55] My buddy was my pimp and then we, I forget the town name so there are these two guys

[09:22:03] and then I cybered with them a little bit in this house and then my buddy came in to

[09:22:18] demand payment and they ran off.

[09:22:20] What was the voice?

[09:22:29] There was no voice.

[09:22:30] There was RuneScape.

[09:22:42] The fuck?

[09:22:43] For what?

[09:23:30] A punch?

[09:23:39] You don't really care unless they go down, I feel like.

[09:23:46] Yeah, no one's gonna report for a punch.

[09:23:48] If someone actually reported me, I'd be like,

[09:23:55] look, I was doing a permathon as the scuffed fucking security guard

[09:23:58] at the hospital, and it was stupid, I'm sorry.

[09:24:03] You don't care.

[09:24:09] Yeah, they only care if they rob me.

[09:24:16] They only care if you rob them, or...

[09:24:28] That's a very good thing, their reports are private now,

[09:24:30] But damn I really miss reading some of the really dumb reports

[09:24:36] Yeah, it's probably best that they're private

[09:24:38] Was you okay with PMS proxy? No fucker?

[09:24:57] No, yeah, of course. Yeah

[09:25:00] Proxie and I are really good friends. Well now you're not okay with their mother. I haven't seen her in a while though. I

[09:25:22] Think she's dating some yeah, she's dating someone now and then she kind of stopped going to conventions and

[09:25:27] But shit, I used to get fucked dude. I used to get real drunk with her

[09:25:34] We used to used to drink a lot with her

[09:25:37] She was fun. She's good done

[09:25:48] That's that she moved away from RP. It's hard to do for I mean it's hard to do forever man

[09:25:56] I'm not really having an issue with it. Look at this

[09:25:59] Groundbreaking RP. I'm doing now. She'll be back. I

[09:26:29] Just don't think proxy was a great fit for no pixel. That's all

[09:26:32] Especially like I don't know it's probably it's probably hard you know being in such a

[09:26:45] Like obviously proxy got a lot of hate with like Tim as well

[09:26:50] It's probably so it's probably hard for those guys to come over to no pixel

[09:26:54] For me it was pretty easy because everyone fucking hated me on TFRP. So whatever

[09:27:09] Can't be burning bridges

[09:27:16] That's not true, Mr. Boone, I actually like to do a lot.

[09:27:27] Okay, when I say everyone, I mean everyone that played for like the last two months.

[09:27:32] For the most part.

[09:27:40] I would say 95% of that fucking server, dude.

[09:27:49] And all the admins.

[09:27:52] Nah, all the admins definitely didn't hate me, because I would have been banned.

[09:27:59] Should I get flamed for insulting a guy's girlfriend and character?

[09:28:03] I don't know.

[09:28:05] Probably.

[09:28:08] Anytime anyone dates anyone, it's not RP.

[09:28:11] I mean it kind of makes sense, you know, like, you know, you hang out with these people, right, and then I don't know.

[09:28:37] I mean, it makes sense, I understand why it happens.

[09:28:40] No, see that's the difference. Is that I do- the difference is the- okay.

[09:29:04] When you look at my relationship RP and other people's relationship RP, you know what I mean?

[09:29:14] It's pretty clear.

[09:29:20] You know, there's a difference.

[09:29:46] What the fuck is everyone?

[09:29:49] Like, needs a girlfriend?

[09:29:51] I like doing- I- Dude, I like doing relationship RP.

[09:29:56] But I like doing relationship RP how I do it.

[09:29:59] You know what I mean?

[09:30:01] Shit's funny.

[09:30:02] My enforcer?

[09:30:35] You know my bitch be a cop and shit?

[09:30:42] That mean I can do whatever I want!

[09:30:44] But- But-

[09:30:45] Can we lose some subs?

[09:31:21] No, we've gained some subs.

[09:31:33] Bored?

[09:31:35] Well, if you're bored, then you can- I don't know.

[09:31:40] Take time, take some time, learn how to spell, I guess.

[09:31:45] Yeah, where the fuck is everyone?

[09:31:49] Listen, the payoff's gonna be good, alright?

[09:31:51] Slow burn RP? Yeah, cuz listen, the payoff's gonna be good.

[09:31:55] Mmm, that's so long.

[09:31:59] Ha ha ha ha!

[09:32:06] We need some mic block.

[09:32:08] Yeah, I liked mic block's whole storyline of trying to take over Grove.

[09:32:12] I thought that shit was kinda cool, but I also think that Mike needed a break.

[09:32:15] He's fucking Jordan is annoying.

[09:32:17] All of his characters are super annoying.

[09:32:21] Yo, Ohio!

[09:32:24] What am I, fuckin' Drew Carey?

[09:32:26] Thanks for the five gifted subs.

[09:32:29] Appreciate that!

[09:32:43] Am I bored of Wrangler?

[09:33:15] No.

[09:33:18] If I was bored of Wrangler, why would I play him for a week?

[09:33:26] It's just, I don't know, man.

[09:33:27] It's just hard for me, because I have a lot of characters that I really like.

[09:33:31] You know?

[09:33:32] I lost to him.

[09:33:56] I played like one night.

[09:33:57] He's my current most favorite character.

[09:34:05] Something I don't really think Wrangler is a character

[09:34:13] Like kind of but I just more play I'm more play Wrangler to like help push RP along

[09:34:20] I think Jordan potential right now is really good

[09:34:36] With all the tow trucks, I think Jordan potential right now is really good and I am gonna play some more Jordan next week

[09:34:42] I also want to do God. I want to do Ricky, but I I have no interest in being I have no interest in being

[09:34:50] hunted by my gangs. I have zero interest in that. It's a huge turnoff for me.

[09:34:57] Toe Union? Yeah I was thinking about that too. Gang stuff ruins it. Yeah I just don't

[09:35:10] have any interest man. Ricky's in an odd situation with the gangs. Yeah.

[09:35:31] Fully Apples wouldn't piss gangs off daily. I think it's kind of hard though

[09:35:41] because everyone's in a gang. Ricky's the villain that doesn't deserve.

[09:36:01] I don't know man, it's hard. It's hard dude.

[09:36:08] Oh here we go.

[09:36:10] Hi there sir. What are you doing? Are you okay? Hello?

[09:36:28] I can't hear you. Are you serious? You just assaulted a doctor you dick.

[09:36:37] I can't hear you if you're talking.

[09:36:41] Okay you have a good one. I gotta go see your doctor. Damn.

[09:36:45] I might have overestimated how aggressive people are so getting her dog. Oh, yeah, now I'm getting reported for sure

[09:37:02] Steam this guy. I just want to bait someone to do a murder. I want people to think you I'm a local

[09:39:11] Why are you coming in for our Jesus? I'm not coming at him

[09:39:14] I thought you got beef with the guy look at his job man. Okay. He could do his job

[09:39:21] We need to kill you here. We definitely

[09:39:24] I think I'm in it. I feel like you are

[09:39:29] Like running over here like it's nothing, you know, like you work here or something

[09:39:34] Is that you work here? It tastes like something I did after

[09:39:40] I'm hanging out a little bit

[09:39:43] Maybe I won't swing maybe I'll just square up with them

[09:39:46] That's all I'm really.

[09:39:48] This is... oh no my head.

[09:39:53] Life is story bro, life is story.

[09:39:55] He's fucking going, am I right? Jesus.

[09:40:01] Oh no, no, no, no.

[09:40:08] I'm coming back.

[09:40:12] Oh here we go.

[09:40:14] Is it on here?

[09:40:19] Uh, what? There's a...

[09:40:21] Oh!

[09:41:18] I'm gonna square up with them.

[09:42:30] Next, not medical.

[09:42:32] Next, next civilian.

[09:42:34] Next civilian next non EMS or cop. I'm not gonna swing though. I'm just gonna square up

[09:42:53] Two hours of the birth of this guy. I mean, I'm gonna likely stream for 11 hours or 12 hours

[09:43:00] Here he comes. I don't know. Did you understand this this craze right now with women in haunted plans?

[09:43:21] No, I'm not understanding it at all

[09:43:24] I'm not understanding it at all

[09:43:27] All right, don't know the way security nerd

[09:43:41] Too slow.

[09:44:02] I get closer to the door.

[09:44:04] I don't think anyone's gonna sub to give this guy more life.

[09:44:20] This is like a filler character.

[09:44:24] We'll go back to ESB corporate after this.

[09:44:27] For everyone but this guy.

[09:44:37] Yeah, what if nobody ever kills me?

[09:44:39] I do want to play that ghost running game.

[09:45:09] But I want to get a...

[09:45:11] I want to get VR first.

[09:45:15] 50 subs to suicide for this guy.

[09:45:26] damn the words of a good up no damn yeah he's getting you mean put him down

[09:46:06] but I will draw up on you until you right next day

[09:46:10] oh did you go the way out do they not know I don't think that they did now

[09:46:39] they're gonna know dad the doctor's gonna tell me someone's gonna do it man

[09:46:59] someone someone is gonna fucking do it

[09:47:01] someone will do it how's life well I'm

[09:47:16] wanting this guy's life to be over so we

[09:47:18] can move on to the back to the ESB

[09:47:20] corporate do it as me probably yeah

[09:47:40] sometimes the NPCs push but I don't want

[09:47:42] to accidentally RDM someone so I'm just

[09:47:45] going to square up this is my human

[09:48:09] character Jack guarding guarding

[09:48:15] How many subs to make main character I mean if you guys

[09:48:31] I mean if you 50 subs to give him a it's like 45 subs to give him plus one life

[09:48:37] This helps your suicide pill now. We can't to invest in

[09:48:54] 1000

[09:48:56] Some nice slow burn her pee

[09:49:14] Yeah, someone out there that's like, you know, I'm part of this GTARP stuff, I think I'm going to check it out.

[09:49:21] And then they just click on this channel for the first time, and they're like, what the fuck, this is dumb, back to Fortnite.

[09:49:26] This is stupid.

[09:49:36] I mean, honestly, this isn't too far off of Brenda.

[09:49:39] This isn't that far off of Brenda.

[09:49:44] Nixon.

[09:50:10] This character has better prowl than most of the server.

[09:50:42] Brandy character is annoying.

[09:51:02] Oh, yeah. Jordan is annoying.

[09:51:04] All of his characters are super annoying.

[09:51:07] 40 subs away for some more of this engaging RP!

[09:51:15] Okay, I'll do that.

[09:51:18] If people, if people like, I'll have to say like just one fucking old man thing.

[09:51:23] If people really just...

[09:51:30] That's so long.

[09:51:44] Nixon.

[09:51:47] World War II.

[09:51:54] Elvis.

[09:52:04] Chomsky Hops!

[09:52:15] How'd you get a hype trail the most boring character ever?

[09:52:20] What do you mean? It's all it's all listen

[09:52:25] Okay to be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand Jack Gardling

[09:52:30] Gardening Lee Gardingland 10

[09:52:33] It'll be funny listen. It's gonna be fun. Yeah, it's gonna be funny

[09:52:52] Yeah

[09:53:30] Fred pushed me down here

[09:53:44] He screams a lot

[09:54:13] Square up! Square up!

[09:54:15] He's dead. Leave him alone, please.

[09:54:17] He's dead?

[09:54:18] Yeah, oh, I was talking to have like five god damn minutes trying to figure out

[09:54:25] Yeah, I don't know

[09:54:31] They know you're there is anyone else I'm language

[09:54:47] Wait, is he like an attack person can I send them to like go attack?

[09:54:56] I think he's a veteran I'm a Shelby see I'm alright like here here here

[09:55:11] I feel like he's gonna hit me and then

[09:55:15] he's weather channel

[09:55:28] his random character is annoying

[09:55:34] fucking Jordan is annoying all of his characters are super annoying

[09:55:39] fucking stupid oh shit

[09:55:47] stupid thanks for the 5 gifted okay 35 right

[09:55:53] I think 30 miss black you heard about your

[09:56:16] calls what did you say 41

[09:56:22] I'll be right back.

[09:56:25] See ya.

[09:56:36] Hello!

[09:56:37] Can you hear me?

[09:56:40] It doesn't work yellow, Adam.

[09:56:42] Well, it might just be her.

[09:56:44] She wants to see you.

[09:56:48] You over to her.

[09:56:51] You weather channel.

[09:56:53] What do you say?

[09:56:55] Channel.

[09:56:56] Water channel.

[09:56:57] Water channel.

[09:57:00] Pearl Harbor.

[09:57:02] General Pacific Fleet

[09:57:06] Talk to you. What's his name?

[09:57:08] Jaspers. Security.

[09:57:19] Her General Pacific Fleet.

[09:57:24] What? You're the general of the Pacific Fleet.

[09:57:27] He keeps saying Pearl Harbor. No, no, no.

[09:57:30] Don't scare him, don't scare him.

[09:57:34] I think the mask is scary in here. Don't scare him. I think he's trying to do jazz hands.

[09:57:37] I think you want to kill me.

[09:57:44] Maybe.

[09:57:45] It's probably because you're pocking me illegally.

[09:57:47] It is probably because you're parked illegally.

[09:57:49] I'm trying to get rid of a hundredth of the doctors in there.

[09:57:52] Maybe.

[09:57:53] Hilarious.

[09:57:54] Oh, got it.

[09:57:55] Five.

[09:57:58] Two seconds.

[09:57:59] I'm not going to worry they got this far.

[09:58:03] Johnny Carson.

[09:58:04] Got a project.

[09:58:05] Got a project.

[09:58:06] Oh.

[09:58:07] Hey, Sam!

[09:58:08] You speak old guy, right?

[09:58:09] the draft Vietnam I don't know maybe you guys will understand each other

[09:58:27] I will kill you right now

[09:58:29] No no no no no no no no no no no no no

[09:58:31] He's the security guard! He's your security guard!

[09:58:33] Please, I don't want to get him

[09:58:35] Please

[09:58:36] He's deaf

[09:58:37] Be sensitive

[09:58:38] Okay

[09:58:40] Thank you

[09:58:41] I see it look at him

[09:58:46] Oh okay

[09:58:47] Alright

[09:58:48] I don't know what you did

[09:58:49] But he's on that bullshit

[09:58:51] Oh poor guy

[09:58:54] I think maybe like personal space

[09:58:59] I guess you'll find out

[09:59:01] What does that mean?

[09:59:03] You're pointing at a gun, like at a security gun

[09:59:05] Yeah, look at him

[09:59:07] His life is hard enough, look at his fucking jowls

[09:59:09] Come on

[09:59:11] He's dead, he's bald

[09:59:13] God, he can't understand this

[09:59:15] Got no ass

[09:59:17] Stop being rid to him, Demi

[09:59:19] Ow, what?

[09:59:21] I'm assessing

[09:59:23] Jesus Christ

[09:59:25] That's fucked up

[09:59:37] I

[09:59:51] Want to do that one third

[10:00:00] There was a race car driver

[10:00:02] Hey, remember that that she was so fucking funny

[10:00:13] Because

[10:00:18] Oh my that was so fucking funny

[10:00:24] I don't have to teach you I wake up and I get it

[10:00:34] Yo peachy thanks for the five dip in dude, this is the best character I've ever made I think

[10:00:41] Wait, can we have the security security security guard?

[10:00:44] Hold on, hold on, let me just...

[10:00:47] Women's suffraging.

[10:00:51] You said women's suffrage.

[10:00:53] Women's suffrage.

[10:00:54] He's probably trying to send a code, alright?

[10:00:56] Let me put this on your ear.

[10:00:58] Like a Russian sleeper cell, like you say the right kind of thing in the word.

[10:01:01] What do you say? You said Pearl Harbor.

[10:01:03] You said Nixon to me earlier.

[10:01:08] What do you say? What do you say after that?

[10:01:10] You said Water or something?

[10:01:12] Watergate like a whole Nixon theme, I think and he said Johnny Carson

[10:01:19] I don't know who that is

[10:01:21] And what do these a now women's suffrage. Oh, here we go

[10:01:26] God damn it. It's just the same five people all day

[10:01:34] Yeah, he's done

[10:01:36] Yeah, you heard about your face. Yeah, I got dropped for unforeseen

[10:01:41] There's no code that I can see.

[10:01:44] Do you want to know why?

[10:01:46] Um...

[10:01:48] Sure, yeah.

[10:01:49] He, uh...

[10:01:50] He stole from the bank and then went to the commas.

[10:01:54] Why is that the noise it makes?

[10:01:55] Yeah, so there he's...

[10:01:56] He's on a...

[10:01:57] Oh, shit.

[10:01:59] He's gone.

[10:02:00] Yeah.

[10:02:01] This harmonica's fucking broken.

[10:02:03] I know, I know.

[10:02:07] This harmonica sucks!

[10:02:08] By the way, I got suspended, so...

[10:02:10] Yeah, a rat been told me.

[10:02:12] told me very interesting because I got very interesting wait what what what's

[10:02:21] interesting hold on we're trying to break this I'm trying to break I'm trying to

[10:02:25] break this case I was going to learn how to play harmonica okay I mean we can

[10:02:32] I always probably use someone to...

[10:02:35] To toss.

[10:02:37] Like that one that's possible.

[10:02:39] I'll mow it all out.

[10:02:41] Thank you.

[10:02:42] I don't. I don't. I'd have to find someone to use it.

[10:02:45] It's not hard to play harmonica. I think it is.

[10:02:48] I don't know how to strap them down and stuff.

[10:02:50] I tried. You gotta like...

[10:02:52] I mean how hard could it be?

[10:02:54] Use your tongue and shit.

[10:02:56] I think it is hard to play harmonica. Like play it well.

[10:03:00] I hate this.

[10:03:01] I hate this.

[10:03:02] Man, Ben Shroud.

[10:03:03] We didn't even do anything.

[10:03:04] Oh, word?

[10:03:05] Ben Shroud?

[10:03:06] Did you say something else?

[10:03:08] Okay.

[10:03:09] I mean, I think.

[10:03:10] You've been on some fun, I guess.

[10:03:12] Okay.

[10:03:13] How close are we to giving this guy another one?

[10:03:15] Okay, so the capitals of what he's trying to say is P, H, W, G, J, and C.

[10:03:24] I'm going to get them some.

[10:03:25] W and S.

[10:03:26] I think we're like 15 away.

[10:03:31] No, I think we're like 15 away.

[10:03:33] Good deal with it.

[10:03:35] This makes no sense. Let's look at the timeline, all right.

[10:03:58] Pearl Harbor happened in 1941.

[10:04:02] Cracker Barrel.

[10:04:04] Cracker Barrel, is that what he said?

[10:04:06] Cracker Barrel.

[10:04:08] What the hell's a cracker barrel?

[10:04:12] What cracker barrel?

[10:04:13] It's not about the RPR Jordan.

[10:04:22] It's about pancakes.

[10:04:23] He wants pancakes.

[10:04:24] He wants pancakes, I mean.

[10:04:25] That place is terrible.

[10:04:26] Cracker barrel?

[10:04:27] I don't even know.

[10:04:28] It's anytime I've ever been there.

[10:04:29] It hasn't been been.

[10:04:30] Yo, hit me in the face.

[10:04:31] I'm just gonna give them to people what they want, I guess.

[10:04:32] He wants pancakes.

[10:04:33] He wants pancakes.

[10:04:34] Okay, um, where's the pancake?

[10:04:35] I don't know.

[10:04:36] I don't know.

[10:04:37] I don't know.

[10:04:38] I don't know.

[10:04:39] I don't know.

[10:04:40] I don't know.

[10:04:41] I don't know.

[10:04:42] I don't know.

[10:04:43] I don't know.

[10:04:44] I don't know.

[10:04:45] He's like breakfast food, I guess Waco. Waco wasn't that long ago really. Oh my king

[10:04:52] Dude look cry and hit man with five gifted each

[10:04:57] God we're gonna go for round two of this aren't we it I'll move

[10:05:02] CB I'll I'll move I'll move I

[10:05:07] Don't think he's trying to send us a cold. I'm not

[10:05:15] I

[10:05:17] Don't you guys have a caring age or something?

[10:05:20] Maybe

[10:05:23] Your car deserve to be kicked. I wish I can die. We're five more

[10:05:29] This is the character you guys

[10:05:32] Like his mustache though

[10:05:34] This is the character you guys want to give an extra life.

[10:05:41] Alright.

[10:05:42] This is an odd case.

[10:05:48] This Randy character is annoying.

[10:05:50] Okay, well, Jordan is annoying.

[10:05:53] There it is.

[10:05:54] Super annoying.

[10:05:56] There it is.

[10:05:58] It's not about RP with Jordan, that's a problem.

[10:06:01] It's not RP with Jordan.

[10:06:03] There it is.

[10:06:04] You guys got any pancakes?

[10:06:07] Excuse me?

[10:06:08] There it fucking is.

[10:06:10] This guy says weird shit all the time dude.

[10:06:13] Yo excite James, thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[10:06:16] Spearcock with five gifted subs as well.

[10:06:19] That's so long.

[10:06:22] Okay here we go.

[10:06:24] Did you bring the pancakes?

[10:06:31] No I asked him if he'd bring some for the superior uh Jasper.

[10:06:34] Hey Pentus a piece of shit.

[10:06:36] Pentus a cunt.

[10:06:37] I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.

[10:06:38] Yeah you want pancakes sir?

[10:06:40] He keeps trying to fight people so we're trying to get them pancakes.

[10:06:42] Pancakes maybe like

[10:06:47] Whips them up here on the back of my engine block here

[10:06:53] Yeah, oh, yeah, let me just have pankey. Let me just pull let me get all the spare pancakes out of my glove box real big

[10:07:28] Is it two things to do face told you then

[10:07:33] I

[10:07:36] Just this guy it all right. I can go get pancakes

[10:07:43] Glad he's gonna fight you if you don't give him pancakes right now

[10:07:48] Okay

[10:07:50] I was telling her

[10:07:53] Yeah, okay, take me to the courthouse the judge is expecting

[10:08:13] Dude it's kind of funny how fucking

[10:09:18] This is our opportunity while they're going

[10:09:33] Yeah, cuz they're blowing they're fucking up my cover. That's a problem. They're blowing my cover

[10:09:39] We got a whole nother life with this, too

[10:09:41] Don't you guys like drive something?

[10:09:46] It comes with eggs and toast and bacon and a coffee.

[10:10:01] He's gonna eat it?

[10:10:11] He's gonna eat it?

[10:10:14] Oh my god he's got a small face.

[10:10:18] Oh my god.

[10:10:19] Whatever that Mickey, Nicky guy is, he's a god sent Jesus.

[10:10:22] I know.

[10:10:23] Underground Railroad.

[10:10:25] Oh hell yeah.

[10:10:27] What's that I don't know what that is

[10:10:35] It was like the like a underground not like a literal underground but like a underground like

[10:10:42] social network

[10:10:44] for slaves to

[10:10:46] Migrate to areas where there was slavery. Oh

[10:10:50] You know it's about to I didn't know that see I'm a straight and we're not very cultured

[10:10:57] I

[10:10:59] Wore about my duration and all but here we go. That's oh, yeah

[10:11:04] Yeah, my dates for the Ted gifted

[10:11:08] It was a literal railroad. Oh, yeah, yeah

[10:11:16] I just put it on the ground. I hope that's okay. I'll be exhausted. I never understood midgets. Where's the rest of them?

[10:11:23] What is that from?

[10:11:26] Family guy. There's been one those you Jane

[10:11:30] I don't even know what's happening.

[10:11:33] That's so wrong.

[10:11:34] I'll have to go down the line.

[10:11:35] All right.

[10:11:36] All right.

[10:11:37] That's all right.

[10:11:38] All right.

[10:11:39] I'll have five minutes.

[10:11:40] Every one was a little bit wrong.

[10:11:41] Yep, definitely.

[10:11:42] My space.

[10:11:43] I just thought of another human heart.

[10:11:44] My space.

[10:11:45] Hey security guy, we need a crash test dummy.

[10:11:58] You can't hear.

[10:11:59] Mervin wants to show us a couple of techniques.

[10:12:02] We need a crash test dummy.

[10:12:03] Can you round one up for us?

[10:12:04] G4 TV.

[10:12:05] You can't hear.

[10:12:06] He's deaf people can talk.

[10:12:08] Oh, well, god damn it, fucking messaging.

[10:12:10] He's not immune.

[10:12:11] Messaging.

[10:12:12] I didn't realize what you were saying.

[10:12:14] Tell him we need a crash test dummy.

[10:12:16] I don't know sign language.

[10:12:18] Well, just leave him a note.

[10:12:20] Has he said something else?

[10:12:22] No, we're just leaving him a note.

[10:12:24] We're trying to get him to procure us a crash test dummy

[10:12:26] so we can put him on the table so he can show me the technique.

[10:12:28] I'm not putting pits on him, though.

[10:12:30] Well, what are you going to do, Murph?

[10:12:32] I'm not going to put him on the table so he can show me the technique.

[10:12:34] well what are you gonna do merman I thought you were showing us the technique

[10:12:37] bro I don't know what I'm saying he's already out of way and he's out oh what

[10:12:42] the fuck yeah I think you say I mean the thing is I don't have I don't have I

[10:12:48] don't have you guys have the stuff you want sir you want do you want silicone

[10:12:56] tits he can't he can't hear his death oh I don't know how to say

[10:13:06] It's not another language.

[10:13:08] You think you can read lips?

[10:13:10] It actually likes me.

[10:13:12] That's to get plastic surgery done on them by Mervyn.

[10:13:18] Do you want plastic surgery?

[10:13:20] No, not at all.

[10:13:22] Do any of you want plastic surgery?

[10:13:24] No, thank you.

[10:13:26] No, thank you.

[10:13:28] Yes, it's free.

[10:13:30] They're saying they should not be free.

[10:13:34] what would the world look like if plastic surgery was free would it be

[10:13:39] hotter you are getting fat ass titties again triple D's open it up I think a

[10:13:48] little bit is it's fine when someone just gets like one or two things right

[10:13:52] I'm gonna come up it looks fine but then it's like you can't hear okay you

[10:13:58] know what I mean it's fine when you get a just a little bit of plastic

[10:14:02] Archer come come help me explain to the security guard that they're gonna give another doctor titties

[10:14:07] Huh? I don't I don't know how to

[10:14:11] Look like okay, but I was I thought you could do it in like

[10:14:15] Interpretive way. All right, so what if you got one one thing if you got one thing that you can change about yourself

[10:14:21] That's it. They're giving a grown man tits

[10:14:25] They bring those on yes you but on a different way. Yeah

[10:14:30] Okay, then things then you'd say Marilyn Monroe

[10:14:36] Yeah, okay, come on

[10:14:43] Well, he doesn't

[10:14:47] I mean they were telling to guard this operating room

[10:14:51] So nobody interrupts it hold down. Let's go about this. See he doesn't see that thing and what's you put in the note

[10:14:57] I didn't put a note. Oh put a note down. Okay, we're gonna start pulling a girl got her butt done in Mexico

[10:15:13] Yeah, dude, I hear that like

[10:15:16] Fucking bitches will literally get like concrete and shit like in their ass right and fucking they died

[10:15:23] Like these black market plastic surgeries are actually an issue right now

[10:15:27] Like it's actually an issue. Okay. All right. Yeah, look, she knew you what happened. I'll tell you again

[10:15:42] You can't force him to get breast implants are sure I can't get a chest

[10:15:48] Alright sir this note is for you as a note. It's right here. Let's go. I don't give a bitch. I

[10:16:58] Got we all got taste as I got lethal

[10:17:03] fuck you I feel like I'm killing that he's a very good security guard I feel

[10:17:32] like I'm killing the

[10:18:06] I feel like I have to perma wait I got an idea okay okay I got an idea

[10:18:32] He's punching me

[10:19:08] I think I got a friend out of the house.

[10:19:13] It was Brenda.

[10:19:14] It was Brenda.

[10:19:15] Oh, shit.

[10:19:16] We got to take him to the water.

[10:19:17] We need to take him to the water.

[10:19:18] What are we doing?

[10:19:19] We're off the sidewalk.

[10:19:20] We're off the sidewalk.

[10:19:21] He's dead.

[10:19:22] He's dead.

[10:19:23] I've never seen that.

[10:19:24] It's those guys.

[10:19:25] You guys killed a deaf man.

[10:19:26] Is this guy dead?

[10:19:29] Yeah.

[10:19:30] Yeah, he's dead.

[10:19:31] Fuck.

[10:19:32] Clean him up.

[10:19:33] We got some pressure on him.

[10:19:34] We should be talking to him.

[10:19:35] We should be talking to him.

[10:19:36] We should be talking to him.

[10:19:37] We should be talking to him.

[10:19:38] Clean him up we got some pressure on them should be fun

[10:19:45] Okay, I wonder if anyone

[10:19:47] Whoever hit me with the car had to have thought that I was I was a local so you made me for AI

[10:19:52] Why am I saying local AI?

[10:19:55] Dude a few of them had to have for sure thought that I was AI

[10:19:59] It was soft. Oh, yeah, dude

[10:20:02] I

[10:20:17] Said you're remaining three

[10:20:20] Okay, my hair's about that my hair's about to be changed color. Do you have a pulse is the breezy breathing?

[10:20:27] I'm gonna have to check it out. Okay. You just get feeling

[10:20:32] Jesus Christ, I'm leaving him

[10:20:34] I get the

[10:20:37] I got him on anesthesia. Go ahead and put the mask on him. Got the oxygen levels turned up

[10:20:48] I can see his fucking brain

[10:20:50] Okay. Oh wow. All right. Well, then he's dead as fuck. There's yeah, his brain is literally like I can scoop it up

[10:20:57] Yeah, just yeah, put it back

[10:21:00] I'm just gonna

[10:21:02] Try and scoop it in there

[10:21:24] So I understand there was plus one life for this guy I got something else I got I got another

[10:21:28] I'm just tired of 20-50 hours of the centes farm.

[10:21:32] I don't know. It's taught a brain scooping technique in med school. I think I got this.

[10:21:35] Alright, I got you guys. I got you guys.

[10:21:36] I got you guys.

[10:21:37] I'm gonna get some tape.

[10:21:38] No, no, no. I got you guys.

[10:21:39] Yeah, give me some duct tape. I'm gonna duct tape at the back of his head.

[10:21:43] The brains in his head.

[10:21:44] You know kind of how like they re-tape boxes from like, you know.

[10:21:46] No, no, no, no. We're gonna duct tape.

[10:21:49] No, it's packing tape.

[10:21:50] Yeah, it's packing tape. Not duct tape.

[10:21:52] Clear.

[10:21:53] Yeah.

[10:21:54] Alright.

[10:21:55] I got it scooping up in there.

[10:21:56] Yeah, the cops in this fucking city, they don't have to see people with fucking...

[10:22:06] Oh, it's still the local, it's always the local!

[10:22:12] Yeah, they probably already...

[10:22:14] He's still scooping his friends.

[10:22:16] Yeah, we need to report for this.

[10:22:18] Whoever's the highest on this, I'm not ready.

[10:22:24] I thought it was the local square up exactly like that

[10:22:35] 100%

[10:22:41] What's his name

[10:22:49] Who's born to do this

[10:22:56] He's a young man. I'm out of tape. Do you have any more?

[10:23:00] He's bloody up, please

[10:23:07] Or but that's really it body bag

[10:23:15] My dad said my grandpa said he was working here

[10:23:19] He just had a moment here, let me have a fucking moment here.

[10:23:23] And he met Johnny Carson and Nixon.

[10:23:27] He's mad.

[10:23:28] He's dead.

[10:23:29] God damn it.

[10:23:30] Yeah, I know.

[10:23:31] We want a moment.

[10:23:32] Just give me a moment.

[10:23:33] We were supposed to go to Cracker Barrel.

[10:23:34] I saw him in there earlier today.

[10:23:37] Got a pair of handcuffs.

[10:23:39] They beat the shit out of him.

[10:23:42] He got off the bed and he said, World War II.

[10:23:47] last words they heard and say were Marilyn Monroe

[10:23:51] he briefly dated Marilyn Monroe

[10:23:53] World War II, I heard him scream woman's suffrage

[10:23:58] he believed in women's rights

[10:24:01] he cared a lot about women's rights

[10:24:02] and Nixon

[10:24:05] he cared a lot about World War II, I think it was his favorite war

[10:24:09] my favorite in this world

[10:24:10] I wonder if he fought in the World War II

[10:24:14] no, he's 28 years old

[10:24:15] I

[10:24:17] I

[10:24:19] Was 12 years old

[10:24:21] 1988

[10:24:23] Oh

[10:24:25] Doctor what?

[10:24:27] Fucking bushered him

[10:24:29] If he died due to a vehicle injuries or

[10:24:33] No, he died when someone busted the back of his brain open with a flashlight

[10:24:37] Okay, so it was the flash as the flashlight not the car

[10:24:41] Not the car

[10:24:44] Brains literally literally we're on the ground just leaky now

[10:24:51] No, it's oh my god

[10:24:55] This man this man was a this man had a purple heart

[10:25:00] He was a war hero. He was a hero

[10:25:41] I'm in pain

[10:25:44] He's safe. Yeah, this is worth it. I'm gonna see if you must can can we drive the corner van? Yes, we cannot

[10:26:01] Get us the corner van

[10:26:07] I've been driven in 10 years

[10:26:11] I need a cup.

[10:26:13] Cuz the cups are fucking some bags.

[10:26:15] Okay, we'll have to get him unhandled.

[10:26:17] I got it, I have the cups.

[10:26:18] Okay.

[10:26:19] Alright, so you're gonna have to drive this.

[10:26:20] Are you gonna be okay to do it?

[10:26:21] I'm gonna put him in the passenger seat so you can use the carpool in, okay?

[10:26:26] Get in there faster.

[10:26:32] God, I'm so fucking hero.

[10:26:37] Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[10:26:42] I wanna make sure we have the report.

[10:26:44] I'm so right, Zennetti.

[10:26:47] You know what?

[10:26:49] He wasn't here long.

[10:26:50] I'm just gonna take him to the fucking bathroom. He doesn't deserve. He shouldn't have to go to the fucking morgue

[10:26:59] He shouldn't have to go to the fucking morgue

[10:27:03] Criminals a serial killer goes there

[10:27:07] What do you what do you do with me in the bathroom man, that's gonna be on fuck it

[10:27:11] I'm gonna take him to the I'm gonna take him again. I'm gonna get him a fresh pair of clothes. We have a good uniform out there

[10:27:17] What are you gonna do like we can get birdie this motherfucker?

[10:27:22] He's a fucking war hero he deserves to be buried

[10:27:25] The way he deserves to be on her

[10:27:26] Can you get the fuck out of my way?

[10:27:27] There's a war hero, dead war hero coming through to the lock

[10:27:30] There's Genetty, hold it together

[10:27:32] Bobby

[10:27:34] Yeah, that is not right

[10:27:35] Bobby

[10:27:37] Your cap's killed a war hero

[10:27:39] Okay

[10:27:40] He was so fucking hero

[10:27:42] Three parts done, sir

[10:27:48] Bobby

[10:27:49] You gotta get a grip on it there, Genetty

[10:27:52] Stop fucking grip on it. Don't put him in the bathroom, bro. No, no, no, he needs

[10:27:58] Putting new clothes on him

[10:28:00] Don't come in

[10:28:18] You didn't get any new clothes

[10:28:43] I don't think they can see sorry

[10:28:51] I know it sounds like it was lower.

[10:28:53] What if I was dead body around?

[10:28:55] What if I was being mischievous?

[10:28:56] He needed a fresh pair of clothes.

[10:28:58] I am.

[10:28:59] I know his flashboards.

[10:29:01] All he wanted was a fake cake.

[10:29:03] Where's the coin?

[10:29:05] Where's the corner band?

[10:29:09] That's my car.

[10:29:11] I'm gonna take him to the morgue now.

[10:29:13] I want a fucking...

[10:29:22] Yeah, we're working on it.

[10:29:24] He deserves a fuckin' best score to the morgue.

[10:29:27] the morgue

[10:29:31] this one right here that just happened yeah for this can we get in can we get an escort to the morgue

[10:29:41] this was a war hero he had a purple heart i mean he was a war hero why are you got a dead body

[10:29:47] in the lobby man yes we're waiting for the coroner band you should probably hope that we

[10:29:52] This is the real door.

[10:29:54] Go to the back.

[10:29:55] Go to the back right now.

[10:29:57] Can you shut the fuck up, Blake?

[10:29:59] Is Troyer Derek here?

[10:30:00] No, they don't work ever.

[10:30:02] Like, just because I look.

[10:30:04] I didn't kill him.

[10:30:04] I stopped him to mutt for the kiss.

[10:30:06] I didn't allow him to get dead, man.

[10:30:08] We just need a police escort.

[10:30:09] He deserves the honor.

[10:30:11] Yeah, OK.

[10:30:12] I'll jump into error one and we'll give him a proper escort.

[10:30:15] Oh, thank you.

[10:30:16] Here, this one.

[10:30:19] OK, sir.

[10:30:19] Yes, well, you got it ready?

[10:30:22] You have one car

[10:30:48] We're taking them in the we take them to helicopter we take

[10:30:54] You got a helicopter? We'll have a helicopter take him.

[10:30:59] Oh he's trying to take him.

[10:31:02] What's this picture that just fell out?

[10:31:05] He's going to escort him man, so just put him in the corners man.

[10:31:09] He's coming so he can see.

[10:31:11] My god!

[10:31:13] My god!

[10:31:15] It's a picture of a chicken-ass of Bart Luther King.

[10:31:18] Okay.

[10:31:19] He was supposed to be Bart Luther King.

[10:31:22] Oh shit.

[10:31:23] Oh, here we go, yeah.

[10:31:25] J, put him in the back.

[10:31:27] This is my room.

[10:31:33] What the fuck is going on?

[10:31:34] I'm right out in the area.

[10:31:35] And the security guy's dead.

[10:31:37] You have him?

[10:31:38] Yeah, I got him.

[10:31:39] There's a national treasure right here.

[10:31:41] Jake, I'll take you to that back there.

[10:31:43] I'll wait here.

[10:31:48] Jack!

[10:31:52] Jack, you're a great man.

[10:31:57] I'm sorry that the place in this city don't care about heroes or handicapped rights.

[10:32:05] She didn't go up in heaven.

[10:32:14] You can hang out with Martin Luther King Jr. again.

[10:32:18] If there's the morgue, I don't remember. I don't drive.

[10:32:21] I see it now.

[10:32:24] I only see through all these fucking tears.

[10:32:27] Fuck, I don't drive!

[10:32:30] I haven't driven in ten years since my wife died.

[10:32:33] She's pancake player.

[10:32:34] Drunk, don't choke for her.

[10:32:36] Fuck!

[10:32:37] I'm fucking hero, Bolton.

[10:32:50] He was like, can we get older?

[10:33:00] Well, I mean it.

[10:33:02] He donated his ears to cancer kids.

[10:33:07] Well, you may be able to get all the organs, but his brain, I guess.

[10:33:11] What kind of cancer kid needed that fucking brain?

[10:33:15] I guess that kind of sucks for him then.

[10:33:19] What sucks for the fucking cancer kid, not him?

[10:33:22] Also I'm saying it sucks for the kid with cancer, he doesn't get a brain now.

[10:33:26] Could be a girl also.

[10:33:28] If there's only thing he was more perfect than marching with MLKs.

[10:33:32] I need to know what his identity is with the blood we found on scene here.

[10:34:04] Bobby, he donated his ears to cancer kids, that's why he was deaf.

[10:34:09] stuff he was friends with Martin Luther King jr. he was a purple heart okay but like maybe

[10:34:41] he you know this is the God's way to call him to heaven because he's such a good guy

[10:34:47] He's just trying to protect the hospital

[10:34:51] Sir with a mag light

[10:35:01] Or six or the war here is HIV positive please get tested

[10:35:09] Waters

[10:35:11] The Houston waters? I've heard about that in like Disney World.

[10:35:15] Texas, yeah. The War Hero is a job you can't be positive.

[10:35:18] That's a good quote.

[10:35:20] I had some water, but I'm not sure if I'm contaminated.

[10:35:23] You need me to check your brain?

[10:35:25] Maybe after we're done with the War Hero.

[10:35:29] I'll do that. I'll do that.

[10:35:31] Alright, his name is Jack.

[10:35:34] Jack Gardingly.

[10:35:36] Jack Gardingly, okay.

[10:35:38] This isn't good.

[10:35:46] judge during ignoring my Twitter post.

[10:35:51] It's going to pay all the specs here.

[10:35:54] What do you need a judge for?

[10:35:58] For a hero.

[10:36:00] He defended this hospital.

[10:36:07] And he was going to fight anyone who got in the way.

[10:36:11] This isn't the last bill taken.

[10:36:13] Not here.

[10:36:17] You said here.

[10:36:18] You said here.

[10:36:19] You have pill box, you know, where he was defending us

[10:36:21] and helping us from the criminals that came in on daily basis.

[10:36:25] all right well I've done everything I need to do with this man

[10:36:31] remember can we just have a little moment of silence

[10:36:40] Hello.

[10:36:41] Hello! Damn it! He was a war hero.

[10:36:54] What's a hello?

[10:36:56] Martin Luther King Jr.

[10:36:58] What works for you? We kept talking about it.

[10:37:04] Yeah, accordingly, but more of a lost man.

[10:37:07] Shut the fuck up.

[10:37:09] I'm having a moment of silence.

[10:37:24] So it's about this girl?

[10:37:26] He's a huge fan of Nixon.

[10:37:28] He loved pancakes and was killed by...

[10:37:39] Oh, shit.

[10:37:46] Bobby, please. Respect.

[10:37:52] Why are you moving?

[10:37:54] I don't know if people are going to get this this might be over this might be over there

[10:38:20] Oh

[10:38:24] It's the DVD

[10:38:27] Lose change

[10:38:32] Like it's a documentary like

[10:38:35] Well, the conspiracies

[10:38:38] Was the government job?

[10:38:44] I don't know he's not so great he did a lot of good things, but he wasn't too sure about 9-11

[10:38:53] I'm gonna check his pockets one more time, let's keep falling out of it.

[10:38:58] I want to make sure things stop going out of this pocket.

[10:39:02] Oh we can do that.

[10:39:03] I don't know if we can just shoot inside this, uh, borders, uh, off the top.

[10:39:07] Oh that'll be fine.

[10:39:08] I don't know, outside there's oxygen and here we don't.

[10:39:11] There's oxygen lines, we can't, uh, I don't want to die.

[10:39:14] I found one more thing.

[10:39:17] It's a picture of him and his grandson, I think.

[10:39:23] Oh, there's grandson of a crime record by chance. What the fuck Bobby? I'm just listen, you know

[10:39:32] I'm just trying to make sure we do

[10:39:35] Just let him tweet out to see if he had family that could come and stop by

[10:39:39] Nobody, does he not have any?

[10:39:43] I think that my whole kid

[10:39:45] I'm going to make a quick tweet

[10:39:47] Looks like Bobby's grandfather, you can say that it was everyone's

[10:39:55] once. Bobby was bold. That guy's more of a

[10:39:59] That's so long. Why did anyone say that?

[10:40:03] Bobby was bold. He probably looked like Jack.

[10:40:05] Hey, where my granddad is, yo? He adopted me, talk.

[10:40:09] I'm way better and more athletically built. Plus, I'm not deaf.

[10:40:12] You are missing an eye, sir. What's not?

[10:40:17] I could have been that guy. We all could have been that guy.

[10:40:25] Mm-hmm

[10:40:28] Goddammit pancake she had one job we're gonna figure out who did this

[10:40:36] Yeah, we just need to know if it was

[10:40:40] Sure

[10:40:55] I'm a five-star coroner, you know

[10:41:00] I'm speech on it's mean what the fuck I know your hair was blue. It just it changed today was the whole

[10:41:06] It was a whole thing. I haven't been able to change it back yet. Okay. I

[10:41:10] Was about to and then Brenda

[10:41:13] Just yeah, we'll watch the brandy clip after this. Yeah

[10:41:19] What was that EMS Rogan

[10:41:22] Pocket if you need evidence

[10:41:24] No official cause of death

[10:41:28] Friend the pancakes

[10:41:32] Pancake with a flashlight just like your dead across from pillbox

[10:41:37] But this time it wasn't a dump truck

[10:41:40] It wasn't your wife

[10:41:43] I'm gonna be honest with you

[10:41:47] Almost hurt says just as much

[10:41:49] I'm gonna get in the storage now

[10:41:56] Okay, I need to find a judge for a moment of silence and make this September 26th

[10:42:02] I used to be a judge exactly

[10:42:04] Hang on before we do that

[10:42:06] Your card is really big

[10:42:07] I used to be a judge for a quick assembly

[10:42:09] And now we're getting the fucking world out of you

[10:42:11] Yeah you look like you're 14 years old going high school, what the fuck

[10:42:14] Jesus, okay

[10:42:19] You look 12

[10:42:20] Alright, he's good

[10:42:22] Blake, salute, I swear to God

[10:42:26] Is your beard painted on?

[10:42:33] No

[10:42:35] It was just the bodies do that sometimes we fucking sure I could have swung I just saw him

[10:42:44] Yeah, it was a muscle, sir, okay that look fucking creepy because I'm pretty sure he's dead. There's no light. It's all darkness

[10:42:57] I think maybe that would be the biggest problem with no consistency in the PD is

[10:43:01] you know that'll fuck I actually I think with Jordan it is targeted I think I

[10:43:11] think it feels like that because it actually is he didn't arrest me cuz they

[10:43:32] get more up in that way okay and I'm totally fine with that but I just wish

[10:43:41] that they would go okay so it works like this when when the PD goes hard on

[10:43:48] me and doesn't go hard on people who are fucking with me, then it's kind of like an imbalance

[10:43:57] in my RP and I'm only getting the shit end of the stick.

[10:44:01] You know what I mean?

[10:44:02] Does that make sense?

[10:44:05] When they- when they only go hard prosecuting me and they don't go hard when it's in my

[10:44:12] favor and they're prosecuting people against me, then I'm only getting the shit end

[10:44:16] of the stick and then it feels shitty.

[10:44:20] it feels bad then I don't fucking like it anymore because I'm only getting the

[10:44:26] shit part right how many other ex cops do crime well yeah that's true there are

[10:44:36] more still cops doing crime so anyways I'm fine with them going hard on me but I

[10:44:55] just wish that they would also go hard on other people

[10:44:59] Malten does try.

[10:45:13] It's so long.

[10:45:22] Before we kick this off, uh...

[10:45:24] Hey, new YouTube video tomorrow.

[10:45:26] We're uploading it.

[10:45:29] I want to just give you guys a taste.

[10:45:31] Are we uploading it?

[10:45:35] Oh no, we're not uploading it tomorrow.

[10:45:37] It's not done.

[10:45:39] Should I tease it anyway?

[10:45:41] It's not done.

[10:45:52] I'm not gonna do it because it's not done.

[10:45:54] It's better as a whole.

[10:46:03] Well, I wasn't gonna show the whole thing anyways.

[10:46:05] tease it give you a minute we do that you want to do a job of chase hop on bro

[10:46:11] No, I got a fucking

[10:46:28] I thought there's not a lot of you actually am I being forced to play coppery now?

[10:47:04] I wonder I should probably check because I bet a lot are gonna leave for the core case

[10:47:16] Did that get removed?

[10:47:24] Hey, hey

[10:47:26] Bro, hey, bro

[10:47:31] Hello

[10:47:33] What's going on?

[10:47:35] Oh nothing I was you let's get out there right girl huh where we going come on

[10:47:43] we're doing this me and you and two others and that's it right we'll find

[10:47:51] them and then we're gonna go I've had enough I need $400 from you girl I

[10:47:59] don't think I have damn much on me I gotta do a car paint by the end of the

[10:48:02] day it's gonna get report come on just give me it we'll make it all back bro

[10:48:06] baby I am taking stock only bro okay this is to you listen baby come on all

[10:48:14] right I'm so gay you know what girl with two bags I ain't got one anyways

[10:48:21] you take care I'm gonna go my business here I have the keys most

[10:48:26] definitely not come on bro it'll be funny well I think we have different

[10:48:32] senses of humor yeah mine is good yeah you want to see on opinion baby come on

[10:48:39] fuck it girl okay you know what just do it no I'm not gonna give you the keys

[10:48:46] but you're right just give me the right to look hold on what about this what

[10:48:51] if I had the keys to this.

[10:48:55] Well, there's not going to happen.

[10:48:57] So what if I did?

[10:49:00] Well, if you did, then you probably crashed that ship.

[10:49:02] It would be funny.

[10:49:03] There wouldn't be funny because then I will be paying the price.

[10:49:07] No.

[10:49:09] OK, baby, you're thinking about this too much.

[10:49:12] I'm not thinking too much, baby.

[10:49:13] What do you need to go?

[10:49:14] I'll take you anywhere you need to go.

[10:49:15] Look, integrity apartments, then give me the keys to this.

[10:49:20] OK, I'm going to take you to integrity,

[10:49:22] But I ain't gonna give you the keys. All right, I'm not gonna leave this car till you made the keys

[10:49:27] Girl, I'm gonna have to call the police. No

[10:49:30] Yeah, I will I must say this man won't get out of my car. He smells like bunions and burnt hair

[10:49:35] Call them before he mouth calm. I will I'm giving you the keys at least my pussy hair is in bird

[10:49:41] You street walking bitch

[10:49:44] girl

[10:49:45] You ain't even seen it. Yeah, I don't want to

[10:49:48] Unless there's a big old dick around it

[10:49:51] there okay no way due to what she went swank on oh my god oh my god okay I

[10:50:01] think it's time for you to get out look perfect there's a sheriff I'm not getting

[10:50:04] out of this car about the car no hey sheriff you can't make me can you please

[10:50:12] get this man out of my car he refuses to leave it's not illegal is this

[10:50:18] Is this your vehicle?

[10:50:19] It's not illegal!

[10:50:20] Yeah, this is my friend's vehicle.

[10:50:22] What's illegal about what am I doing?

[10:50:24] What's illegal about what I'm doing?

[10:50:26] You're harassing me!

[10:50:27] I'm not!

[10:50:28] I'm not leaving this car!

[10:50:29] No!

[10:50:30] Why are you going on?

[10:50:33] Eww!

[10:50:34] It'd be gross if you were in this car, nasty ass!

[10:50:36] This is my car!

[10:50:37] Put your stink ass!

[10:50:38] Okay, you better shut the fuck up!

[10:50:40] Kamala, will you be gone?

[10:50:41] I'm not getting out of this car!

[10:50:42] It's not illegal!

[10:50:43] Get out of the car, please, sir.

[10:50:45] What's illegal about what I'm doing, bro?

[10:50:48] Bro!

[10:50:49] on the car right we're asking you to get out it's not illegal look what if you

[10:50:56] guys gave me the keys real quick no why would we do that it'll be funny thank

[10:51:05] you sir hold on a second one one second I'll get back in please let me back

[10:51:13] in the car no let's just all probably calm down and we'll do a job I look

[10:51:20] like the monopoly man you look like you need you look like eyes you need eyes

[10:51:24] bitch that's a terrible joke I need eyes yeah you look like one to Sykes 10

[10:51:30] years deep into a fucking crack addiction you need now see that that's a

[10:51:34] funny joke that's a funny joke hey all right hey

[10:51:39] How did this start?

[10:51:41] He just popped my car.

[10:51:43] Yeah, give me the keys.

[10:51:45] I don't know.

[10:51:47] Come on, bro.

[10:51:49] It'll be funny if I do.

[10:51:51] Fat Pepper's farm guy.

[10:51:53] I'm not your...

[10:51:55] Fat Pepper's farm guy.

[10:51:57] How about just fat guy?

[10:51:59] Just guy, just guy, let's scrap.

[10:52:01] Yeah, I bet I could set up a booth

[10:52:03] and sell my cookies on your fucking chin.

[10:52:05] Alright, let me give the keys.

[10:52:07] Can we get the keys?

[10:52:08] All five of them.

[10:52:09] Oh, you probably could exactly all of them.

[10:52:10] Yeah, all fucking five of them.

[10:52:11] All right, do you want to do a job?

[10:52:13] Yeah, let's get out of here.

[10:52:14] Let's do a job.

[10:52:15] I don't want to do another part.

[10:52:16] I think...

[10:52:17] I don't know.

[10:52:18] I'm just...

[10:52:19] I'm going to get a portal art.

[10:52:20] Let's just get this out the street.

[10:52:22] Yeah, okay.

[10:52:23] Okay, here again.

[10:52:24] Do you want me to like walk up?

[10:52:25] Hold on to the front of the box so we don't...

[10:52:27] Let's go to the garage.

[10:52:29] I need $400 real quick.

[10:52:31] This is how I normally look.

[10:52:33] You look great.

[10:52:35] What are you talking about?

[10:52:36] Yeah, but I don't normally look like this

[10:52:38] Oh, hi, sir

[10:52:42] Where are your $400?

[10:52:44] Look, I need $400 right now real quick

[10:52:46] Hold on, stop here

[10:52:48] What the-

[10:52:50] Hold on

[10:52:52] I'm just gonna get a reserve

[10:53:01] Oh, fuck, I thought this was my car

[10:53:03] Heh

[10:53:07] Hey

[10:53:10] Look, I need $400 real quick, bro

[10:53:12] I'll bring it back

[10:53:14] For what?

[10:53:16] For money

[10:53:18] For what?

[10:53:19] Because I need a little hat

[10:53:21] A little hat?

[10:53:25] Yep, and if you don't give it to me

[10:53:27] I need $400 for my religious wear

[10:53:30] And if you don't give it to me, that'd be fucked up

[10:53:33] Think about the implication

[10:53:35] What's your religion?

[10:53:37] I'm a Jewish man

[10:53:41] Okay

[10:53:42] You're picking up a yarmulke

[10:53:44] I need it for a Hanukkah

[10:53:47] Hanukkah's a holiday

[10:53:49] I said I need it for a car.

[10:53:52] Okay, fair enough.

[10:53:53] Thank you!

[10:53:56] Wait, did you give him $400?

[10:53:57] No, you did.

[10:53:59] I'm only getting $399.

[10:54:01] Alright, sweet.

[10:54:14] Come on, boys!

[10:54:19] Hey, Mal, what's the problem?

[10:54:21] Everyone good?

[10:54:21] Yep, we're all good.

[10:54:22] We gotta wait for Kelly. Where's Kelly?

[10:54:24] Oh my god, I don't have time for this.

[10:54:26] What do you need?

[10:54:27] I'm so fucking bored.

[10:54:29] What do you mean to be bored?

[10:54:30] Drive!

[10:54:31] This traffic circle stud fuck I'm bored you want some you want some DMT, okay?

[10:54:40] I'm bored. I'm fucking bored

[10:54:43] Holy cow sir. It's been 30 seconds. Come on. Let me in

[10:54:46] Man you

[10:54:48] Clothes or yeah

[10:54:50] right on

[10:54:51] So uh, I haven't seen you around a hot minute. Huh? What's right?

[10:55:01] What's up, bro?

[10:55:03] Not much you ready to do this shit me and you I mean what do you did? What are you planning?

[10:55:09] Come on. It's time for this to happen.

[10:55:12] What?

[10:55:14] What is this?

[10:55:15] We're gonna do this shit.

[10:55:16] That's so long.

[10:55:17] What are we doing? What are you talking?

[10:55:19] Let's go get some money for the job.

[10:55:23] What job?

[10:55:27] Hello?

[10:55:29] Oh, you're good.

[10:55:30] Hey.

[10:55:32] What up? What up?

[10:55:33] I got a money making opportunity.

[10:55:35] What's a money making opportunity?

[10:55:37] I'm going to do a job.

[10:55:39] It's very good. I'm very smart.

[10:55:45] Are you fucking mental?

[10:55:46] No, you would be mental to not take this opportunity.

[10:55:51] What kind of job is it?

[10:55:52] It's a good one.

[10:55:57] We're gonna go rob a store.

[10:56:01] I don't know.

[10:56:03] Look, I need money.

[10:56:04] You're looking for a hostage?

[10:56:05] No, I'm looking for some people to fund this job

[10:56:09] and I'll bring you back 200% of what we make.

[10:56:14] What do you need?

[10:56:16] We need an advanced pick.

[10:56:17] Oh my god, you know what? I don't think anybody's got any of those at the moment.

[10:56:22] Marks?

[10:56:23] Yeah.

[10:56:24] How?

[10:56:25] Don't ask, I don't know. They're in a high demand, I guess. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[10:56:34] You best bet and try some of the mechanics and shit.

[10:56:38] Look, if I wanted to rob a store, how would I do that?

[10:56:42] How would you do it?

[10:56:44] Right.

[10:56:45] I still don't know how to rob a fucking store.

[10:56:48] I know you got money, motherfucker.

[10:56:50] Yeah, I got some money, bro.

[10:56:52] Oh, I need to go get my face done.

[10:56:54] Yeah, when you get up, maybe I'll teach you.

[10:56:58] $100.

[10:57:00] You got $100?

[10:57:01] All right.

[10:57:02] Can I get a job?

[10:57:07] Me?

[10:57:08] Yeah.

[10:57:09] There you go.

[10:57:10] Mm-hmm.

[10:57:13] What'd you think, Jupiter?

[10:57:14] Should we tell him how to do it?

[10:57:17] Yeah, sure.

[10:57:18] Do that shit, bro.

[10:57:19] It'll be funny.

[10:57:21] All right, all right, all right, come here.

[10:57:23] Yeah, but if you-

[10:57:24] Okay.

[10:57:24] All right.

[10:57:25] All right.

[10:57:25] Look at this cash register here.

[10:57:27] You see this?

[10:57:27] Yep.

[10:57:28] All right, climb over here with me.

[10:57:29] All right, come on.

[10:57:35] All right, now look.

[10:57:36] You see this little knob here?

[10:57:39] Yep.

[10:57:40] And you see this little turning point here?

[10:57:42] I see it turning it.

[10:57:43] Oh, and then you got a little mechanism right.

[10:57:45] Look, listen.

[10:57:47] Oh!

[10:57:48] Oh!

[10:57:49] Oh, shit.

[10:57:49] Yeah, that's good.

[10:57:51] All right, what you gotta do is you got to get-

[10:57:54] Yeah, or what?

[10:57:55] Like you gotta put it in there about seven inches deep.

[10:57:57] All right, you gotta turn it just like this.

[10:58:00] Listen to that.

[10:58:01] Hear that sound?

[10:58:02] Yeah.

[10:58:04] Keep listening, right?

[10:58:05] Keep listening.

[10:58:06] Okay, you're gonna hear the sound change.

[10:58:09] Yeah, you did.

[10:58:10] Listen to the little click.

[10:58:11] Do you have $400, honey?

[10:58:14] I do not.

[10:58:14] You hear that?

[10:58:15] Yeah.

[10:58:16] It's like a...

[10:58:17] I kinda messed up.

[10:58:18] Let me see you.

[10:58:19] Yeah.

[10:58:20] Oh, your shoes look great.

[10:58:23] And then that's it.

[10:58:24] They look cool.

[10:58:25] You gotta wedge that a lot, pick in there 10 inches deep.

[10:58:28] Oh.

[10:58:29] All right, you gotta go for the shot, you know what I mean?

[10:58:31] Oh, damn.

[10:58:32] Like the cum shot, doggy.

[10:58:34] Oh, shit, Danny.

[10:58:35] That's it.

[10:58:36] And you gotta crack it open.

[10:58:37] Crack me open like an egg.

[10:58:39] Exactly.

[10:58:40] Spill my fucking yolk on your face.

[10:58:43] Exactly.

[10:58:43] Yeah.

[10:58:44] You gotta spill the yolk up in the egg.

[10:58:45] Oh, my god.

[10:58:46] Just like this.

[10:58:47] Yes, I love this.

[10:58:49] I'm so gay for it.

[10:58:52] I'm gay.

[10:58:53] Hey.

[10:58:54] you should be gay

[10:58:56] he wants to get out of my head

[10:58:57] everybody should be happy

[10:58:58] oh wait jubiter you're getting a bad idea here

[10:59:01] he's just a happy man

[10:59:03] gosh fuck it

[10:59:04] i mean look at that smile on his face

[10:59:08] oh look at my smile

[10:59:10] look at his smile

[10:59:13] look it

[10:59:14] he is happy

[10:59:15] alright but look at that

[10:59:17] once you do that once you do that

[10:59:18] you gotta come to the back

[10:59:20] alright

[10:59:24] good

[10:59:26] good this is the other register over here right come over to this

[10:59:29] and you do the exact same thing on this one alright

[10:59:32] oh shit oh my god

[10:59:33] deflect it

[10:59:34] you can smash it open like that you see that

[10:59:37] you see it's open now right it's open

[10:59:40] do you see that or is it just me that sees that

[10:59:43] yeah it's open alright it's open

[10:59:46] now what you do right is you get your uh

[10:59:48] you get up in there six inches deep again alright

[10:59:52] You wish that lock pick in there till you hear that sound there's a sound and you go

[10:59:56] We're gonna have four and a half so you know you shove it right in there

[10:59:59] Yeah, just be nice crack that lock again you fucking you know what I mean nice nice

[11:00:05] Is that right now once you've done that

[11:00:08] We're gonna do is once you finish these castresses here like this

[11:00:11] I'm gonna get some money. All right, you're gonna get some money

[11:00:15] Gina go out the back right cuz the box where the gold shit is that's where the good shit is

[11:00:20] Hey, I got a really good idea.

[11:00:23] Alright.

[11:00:24] Everyone gather around.

[11:00:26] Alright, let's gather around.

[11:00:28] So listen, uh, if the cops endanger the hostage, do you think the hostage can probably sue?

[11:00:37] Probably, yeah, probably.

[11:00:40] Okay.

[11:00:41] Yeah, I would have thought so.

[11:00:42] What if we rob a staff?

[11:00:45] Eh?

[11:00:46] And then, uh...

[11:00:48] Rob a star like from the sky now. We Rob a star

[11:00:52] And then we just we do nothing die the guy

[11:00:57] No a stare we Rob a stare a statue

[11:01:03] No, like a stair set no like over there like the 24-7 a stare. Oh

[11:01:08] A store stagnant water right, but I think you need one of them advanced lockpicks for that like a starch piece good luck with that

[11:01:15] Yeah, so what came so big? Yeah, yeah, we need an advanced lot big

[11:01:24] Come on

[11:01:30] What's a green car I could go check on you know

[11:01:34] Are you gonna sell that to one of the Burgos?

[11:01:38] That was terrible a bank card. That was not funny. What do you mean look?

[11:01:45] Starting to get bored

[11:01:48] Everyone listen up. This is a good plan. All right one hostage in the front

[11:01:55] One hostage in the front

[11:01:57] One guy with a gun on him a guy in the back that just keeps shouting we need more time

[11:02:04] Then the cops are gonna get bored eventually and breach and shoot the hostage

[11:02:11] I mean, it's not a bad idea actually. That's a good idea, right?

[11:02:15] I think we're all gonna get shot.

[11:02:19] No, we need more time back.

[11:02:21] Okay, but if the hostage gets shot, that's really bad.

[11:02:24] Yeah, but then, I mean, how much is the hostage gonna get, you know?

[11:02:28] Is it gonna be worth it?

[11:02:29] What are we gonna get fined?

[11:02:31] The hostage is gonna sue the cops.

[11:02:35] What in the bench trial?

[11:02:37] No in civil court, bro.

[11:02:40] Holy shit.

[11:02:41] Right.

[11:02:42] Well, I'll tell you what.

[11:02:43] me on the street I'm pretty prolific hostage let me talk let me talk it over

[11:02:48] would you do a fake hostage I mean no you can just get me naturally I'll just

[11:02:54] you know what you already know no I don't do you want to go see if I bought

[11:02:59] advanced lock pick at my store that's not sure no this is a good plan chat

[11:03:06] chat this is a good plan right all right give us a call this isn't my car

[11:03:15] This is my car

[11:03:21] What go to the pink age, I do not I do not I'm sorry

[11:03:27] All right pink cage now right?

[11:03:34] okay, and then we want what we're will refuse to leave the store

[11:03:41] Listen, I'm not doing that. It's a good idea. What do you mean? I'm being your professional chauffeur

[11:03:50] store but I'm doing a pro bono so you gotta pay me yet I take donations

[11:04:03] probably happy five people for a store those guys might hey hold up this ends

[11:04:24] now you don't leave with money than you would stole anything now we still need

[11:04:37] more time back here. We need more time.

[11:04:43] Oh shit.

[11:04:57] In AP. This is a really good plan.

[11:05:09] Yo, Razaka, thanks for the 17 months.

[11:05:14] Where to next? Fuck, I miss chase. Nope, we're just getting moving.

[11:05:19] Do you have $1,000?

[11:05:26] No. Okay, well we can't do... Oh shit, you're...

[11:05:30] Sorry, loose door handle. That was my bad.

[11:05:51] Yeah, all right. We got to find you a crew. That's what we need right

[11:05:56] You met Kelly he's a criminal

[11:06:05] You know what you need a taco sir. I'm gonna buy you a taco. Sorry

[11:06:17] It's got I'm just buying you a taco. We're going to talk a shop. We go. We might be able to find something here

[11:06:58] Everyone listen to me right now

[11:07:01] Everyone stop what you're doing

[11:07:03] No, no, listen, but we got some shit. We we got a decent amount of work. We got to do today. That's right

[11:07:09] We do let's go rob that fucking bank

[11:07:12] Hey, mr.

[11:07:15] Pastor

[11:07:18] For a bank crew and for a bank robbing equipment. Yes

[11:07:23] I have a very good plan. We're all gonna be very rich. Let's do plan man

[11:07:28] It's simple. All right. Look

[11:07:30] four of us

[11:07:32] One fake hostage we demand the guy in the back says the whole time we need more time until the cops get bored

[11:07:40] Breach the store

[11:07:42] Shoot the hostage hostage. Sue's the cops. We're all rich

[11:07:47] I'm in okay. Okay. Let's go

[11:07:52] They said I'm in and then they drove away. It's a good plan, right?

[11:07:58] Pretty bad

[11:08:02] It's a good plan who wants in someone's got to get shot is the only problem

[11:08:16] Who wants in

[11:08:18] Hey, man, you know I could I could I could show you how to you know get in that door

[11:08:23] You know that you could just go and grab all the riches for yourself

[11:08:26] get in what door you know can show you the daughter opportunity and then you

[11:08:34] know you just have to pull some special magic on it and then you're in man yeah

[11:08:42] I'm not actually gonna rob anything I just need to set some alarms off yeah I

[11:08:49] mean this will do that okay great so all right so great we got you I didn't

[11:08:58] say I was coming with you man I'm just gonna show you something yeah well I think we'll show you exactly what to do this is what I'm trying to say oh okay all right yeah okay well no I need to grab something first for it just just just wait give us like what we're gonna get you something real quick great okay give us a second

[11:09:15] Oh

[11:09:18] Is that you baby my husband what how's it go on baby your ass looks so ripe for my dip today

[11:09:26] You are straight crack the howl out who are well, I'm not straight

[11:09:34] Look come on we're going to go do this job that we are

[11:09:37] You are homeboy. Well, you're about to find all out about my night

[11:09:47] pull up in this mud I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Hey, I was gonna say, Jake,

[11:09:53] take care of this guy, I think he needs your help, boss. Hey, he's calling me his wife.

[11:09:57] I'm gonna take it. Yeah, I'm gonna take it. There's a lot of shit going on back there,

[11:10:03] but look. Yeah. I'm gonna get you sorted out, man. Right. This is a good plan. Hey,

[11:10:06] save the joke. I'm just up the road, okay? What are we doing? We're going to do

[11:10:11] a store. Come on, bro. Let me talk to you. Or a bank. Come over here.

[11:10:16] We're here for a minute.

[11:10:22] Huh?

[11:10:23] Yeah, grandpa.

[11:10:25] Oh, man, I'm confused as a client.

[11:10:27] There's nothing in there, old man. You're not going to find shit.

[11:10:29] I'm not old. I'm 28.

[11:10:32] I did a lot of math!

[11:10:37] No.

[11:10:53] Why are you pulling me?

[11:10:54] I miss my daughter so much.

[11:10:57] Every day I think about how I could get back to her

[11:11:00] and what I've gots to do is to get to theirs.

[11:11:03] Why would I shoot? I just want my dad.

[11:11:11] I'd be right if you got that in my mind.

[11:11:17] What?

[11:11:20] How old is your daughter?

[11:11:23] Oh, she's gotta be in her 34 right now.

[11:11:26] Oh, damn. I'm gonna smash up in this mother hell, yeah.

[11:11:30] What? No, I said she's my daughter, not my mother.

[11:11:34] I'm gonna smash some dads on that hoe.

[11:11:37] Oh look the only ho I see is sitting in a fucking stupid-ass car

[11:11:43] Who you talking about you you keep talking I'm gonna make you my ho

[11:11:46] This is a motherfucking gangsta car right here these wheels right here these you see these rims 500k easy

[11:11:53] Okay, I guess maybe I don't know

[11:11:58] All right behind you baby dragon

[11:12:02] No, my name's chase not baby Joker. All right, we're gonna go up to the we're gonna go to the

[11:12:06] Oh, we're going to go to the cramps. Let's go to the cramps. Let's jump on that car together

[11:12:10] Here over. Wait, that's the right. Come on cramps. Somebody else want to drive? Sure. I'll drive

[11:12:17] I have no you ain't driving my car. Take him up to the boat. Come on cramps

[11:12:21] You I need to follow you there because I don't know what that is. All right

[11:12:25] Yeah, we'll follow you, let's go.

[11:12:27] You know what I'm saying? Got a speaker system in here, another easy 20,000.

[11:12:38] Hell yeah, bro.

[11:12:39] No biggie. Hell yeah, that's what's up, bro.

[11:12:42] So, what's your name again? What's your name? What's...

[11:12:45] Shit.

[11:12:46] It's Chase, Clowder, like Chowder, from my hometown.

[11:12:50] Like Clam Chowder.

[11:12:52] Next.

[11:12:54] I'm gonna call you Chowder.

[11:12:56] Huh?

[11:12:57] How's that dog standing in the middle of the dam?

[11:12:59] Damn, oh, I like that. I'm gonna run them over.

[11:13:02] What?

[11:13:04] Do you want in, bro?

[11:13:06] Yeah, sir.

[11:13:07] We're gonna do this shit.

[11:13:08] Does it involve getting me a lot of money?

[11:13:10] I'm gonna need to shoot you.

[11:13:12] Are they pulling over?

[11:13:13] Oh my God.

[11:13:19] Hold on. Stop the car.

[11:13:21] Stop it.

[11:13:23] Wow.

[11:13:23] I'm gonna hold them up and then they're gonna let her go.

[11:13:25] Oh my God.

[11:13:27] I'm gonna hold the cops up and then they're gonna let her go.

[11:13:30] Fuck go.

[11:13:30] Let's talk to baby Joker first.

[11:13:33] You're crazy.

[11:13:38] That's what you gotta do bro.

[11:13:40] You know what?

[11:13:41] I like the way you think.

[11:13:43] I only think one way.

[11:13:44] I only think one way.

[11:13:45] You're my first.

[11:13:46] I don't know who you are yet.

[11:13:47] You know what I'm saying?

[11:13:48] Listen cramps.

[11:13:49] We're family.

[11:13:51] I'll do anything for you.

[11:13:52] I will murder a sergeant of the police force in his own home and make his family

[11:13:58] watch if it means getting you out of a two hundred dollar ticket what the actual

[11:14:04] crackle delka hey what the hell are we supposed to do now come on let's go chase

[11:14:15] all right what the fuck is wrong with you no one is knowledge my prayer no one

[11:14:41] has acknowledged my presence in 10 seconds how was that a problem for you

[11:14:46] Yes, you need to be acknowledged at every fuck a moment right I need you guys to know that I'm here

[11:14:54] Hi, how you doing? My name is baby Joker. What's your name?

[11:14:57] Chase Clowder like chowder from my hometown

[11:15:05] Hi, I'm baby Joker. No, it's fine. You guys are paying attention to me. I don't need the

[11:15:14] No, what he still is turn the fuck around real quick

[11:15:18] What turn around why mother fucker turn the okay, okay? I'm scared just give it a second five more seconds. I

[11:15:29] Know how to the acknowledges

[11:15:39] Give me a break a me a break a me a break of that knick-knack

[11:15:45] Cat bar

[11:15:47] We up in this model that pops turn our clothes your eyes and with every time you go out just fantasizing your head

[11:15:55] I'm gonna think about that real woman that girl that lady guy

[11:16:06] Hey, what's going on bro?

[11:16:21] Nothing

[11:16:23] What's up, dude? How you doing thinking about doing some stuff?

[11:16:28] You want to do some stuff? I'm thinking about doing some bad stuff

[11:16:32] What kind of bad stuff? It's really not good. Oh

[11:16:37] It's really bad

[11:16:39] Oh, really? Like, really bad?

[11:16:41] It's not good.

[11:16:43] You'll see it.

[11:16:44] If it's not good, I would say it's bad, right?

[11:16:47] It's so bad at the vault.

[11:16:50] I'm gonna do the fucking vault, bro.

[11:16:54] Oh shit, dude.

[11:16:56] Hey, who are you talking to?

[11:16:58] I don't know who I'm talking to. I just called the first person in the yellow pages.

[11:17:01] Nice!

[11:17:02] Oh my god.

[11:17:04] It's gonna be really good.

[11:17:06] Alright.

[11:17:07] I'm gonna do it with all these guys right here me and cramps

[11:17:13] Yo

[11:17:17] Anyways, if you want to come check it out, it's gonna be sick at the ball right right

[11:17:24] Right well, what's your name? Chase Clowder like Chowder from my home down there

[11:17:30] I got a motherfucking headache and a half. That's okay. I'm quiet. All right

[11:17:39] Okay.

[11:17:40] Hey, have a good one.

[11:17:41] I'm gonna see if this motherfucker's got a gun on me.

[11:17:45] Hell yeah, you know I keep that nine.

[11:17:47] Perfect.

[11:17:48] That shit's a beast.

[11:17:49] Let me see that little guy.

[11:17:50] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[11:17:52] You wanna see this?

[11:17:53] That's what all diet, that's what I'm talking about up in this month.

[11:17:57] Shit.

[11:17:58] Are you ready?

[11:17:59] Everybody ready?

[11:18:00] Looking fresh to death.

[11:18:01] Everyone in.

[11:18:02] Everyone in.

[11:18:03] Here we go.

[11:18:04] I already secured the fucking position.

[11:18:05] Get down.

[11:18:06] Get down.

[11:18:07] Go, go, go, go, go.

[11:18:08] go go go go what is this?

[11:18:10] take this stuff alright?

[11:18:12] grab it grab it grab it grab it

[11:18:14] I'm watching the door

[11:18:16] go use it on the door man

[11:18:20] I just use this shit real quick bro

[11:18:22] yeah use it on there man

[11:18:24] I got you I got you I got you

[11:18:26] let's do that silly patch now

[11:18:28] easy

[11:18:30] here we go

[11:18:32] it's uh

[11:18:36] I feel like that this is

[11:18:38] all powerful it's powered with something chase yeah John's mom has fun

[11:18:46] yeah let's go get the power plant all right yeah let's go hit the power plant

[11:18:58] Let's go hit the power plant, bro.

[11:19:08] Take him to the, uh, the one on the sonora.

[11:19:11] Uh, jump on, man.

[11:19:13] Okay.

[11:19:14] Wow.

[11:19:16] The other one.

[11:19:17] Not the big one.

[11:19:18] I would be so attracted to you if you had a penis in between those strong thighs.

[11:19:21] You know, there's a funny story about that.

[11:19:23] I actually did have a penis probably like two months ago.

[11:19:26] Ah, that's too bad.

[11:19:28] Two months too late.

[11:19:30] I did fucked already though. You know it's really oh fucked already. I hate that guy. Yeah, he loved my cock man

[11:19:37] I bet he would

[11:19:39] It was actually a court case. He tried to get a

[11:19:43] What's that one that they use when they when they got like somebody stalking them or something?

[11:19:48] How's it restraining water?

[11:19:50] He tried to get restraining water on me or something because he didn't want to admit that how much he loved my cock

[11:19:54] He tried to get a restraining order against a I guess we're a man then I was a man

[11:20:00] Yeah

[11:20:02] You got anything else between those thighs like a burger

[11:20:08] I'm darned

[11:20:10] I'm so hungry. I can get a burger once they roll this shit man. I'm gonna starve. I need one sooner

[11:20:14] Does anyone have a bag?

[11:20:16] Do you have a...

[11:20:18] Does anyone have a bag?

[11:20:20] Hey, Jay, suck my bag.

[11:20:22] I will.

[11:20:23] Okay

[11:20:24] But first, I'd like to suck on a bag.

[11:20:27] Yeah, I got some.

[11:20:30] Say yes, yeah, yeah, I got the first I need it now

[11:20:34] I need it now

[11:20:36] Now

[11:20:37] All right, man. I also need body armor. I need to get I need a full kit bro

[11:20:44] Yeah, yeah, man. He

[11:20:45] Joke I'm gonna ride with you. I need full kid two waters. Okay. I need to get kidded out, bro

[11:20:51] You need to get kidded out

[11:20:53] Full kit bro, so some throw my gold watch or something. I just I just gave him a fucking vest

[11:21:00] I need a full kit, bro. I need to get kidded.

[11:21:04] I just gave you some shit, man.

[11:21:06] Here, here, here. Here's some more. Here's some more stuff.

[11:21:08] Here you go.

[11:21:12] Gotta give him the full watch. He ain't fashion without it.

[11:21:15] Nice.

[11:21:17] Hey, Chaddy, do you look like you got some money on, buddy?

[11:21:19] Uh-oh.

[11:21:20] Uh-oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck in my bag.

[11:21:23] Okay, you have to, you know...

[11:21:25] Dude, that is...

[11:21:28] Get in front of me and do it, bro.

[11:21:30] You know lately that hasn't really been doing it for me. I don't know why. Oh my god mods

[11:21:48] Okay, look uh shit

[11:21:50] I'm gonna have to take a nap

[11:21:53] But don't worry

[11:22:08] Okay

[11:22:09] Pick me up at the pink cage, bro. It's like it was like full fucked

[11:22:25] Damn dude. That's the second time that's happened to me today

[11:22:28] Just when the plan is coming together. I know fuck. It's okay. I

[11:22:33] Should be able to get right in I was fucked. Yeah, it's been happening

[11:22:58] It's tough job. It's Jason Lane boy, right?

[11:23:21] What I think new battlegrounds patch. I haven't gotten to play a I might play a little bit tonight. I

[11:23:28] Don't know maybe

[11:23:41] Yeah, hold on new ship pirates seem fun

[11:23:48] McCall death rattle

[11:23:50] Be spilled seems OP as fuck

[11:23:52] like actually broken. Oh

[11:23:58] Gassy we're talking about hearthstone battlegrounds like auto chest

[11:24:04] not a

[11:24:05] Not pub G we're called bomb there. Yeah. Well, McCall fucking Hydra

[11:24:17] Goldrin's Baron seems goddamn broken

[11:24:23] Like actually actually too good

[11:24:31] What we'll see and it doesn't even seem like it's that hard to pull off

[11:24:35] That's a thing. I sound like a nerd dude. I kind of am like I haven't I have a 9k rating

[11:24:46] Which is like it's like it's actually that's actually really good. That's actually really high

[11:24:50] I'm so fucking. I'm so sick of Merlux, man. I kind of wish they would just like, I don't know, they just need to get battlegrounds and more of like, like, more of like a, like a format, you know what I mean, because I'd like to see decaying rank.

[11:25:24] I think a lot of people would like rank restarts. And I honestly, I'd like to see like just like tribes like rotate out dude. I know that they rotate out, rotate out each game, but I'd like to see it rotate out.

[11:25:41] rotate out like permanently that's a thing now each game I just mean like for

[11:25:53] a season or something you know what I mean hurt stone isn't called auto chest

[11:26:09] it's a game mode within her stone that's like auto chest what do I think a

[11:26:14] pirates pirates seem good and not too I don't know they seem good they don't

[11:26:24] seem to OP I don't know I feel like that they're I don't know if they're

[11:26:39] gonna like how much how viable they are late game though it seems like I mean

[11:26:49] Murlocs are definitely like still best late game build and like also like dragons probably to scale better

[11:26:55] Don't I play constructor arena? No

[11:27:09] No, Hyrule Pirates just fall off. I mean that's that's true of anything

[11:27:14] except for like

[11:27:17] Menagerie usually you can get away with with me

[11:27:23] Okay, here we go. Why does my head feel irritated? What happened to me? I don't know check your

[11:27:30] Check the glove box man, take that shit off.

[11:27:33] Hell yeah.

[11:27:34] Alright, let's go do the power plant.

[11:27:41] Alright man.

[11:27:42] Just remember when you pour this shit on them and you're going to jump out of the way as

[11:27:49] quick as possible otherwise you're going to catch fire, right?

[11:27:51] I actually can't be set on fire.

[11:27:57] What do you mean?

[11:27:58] I can't be set on fire.

[11:28:00] What, are you not human or what?

[11:28:04] Right.

[11:28:05] What do you mean? You're not human man. Yeah when I was a baby my parents were a part of a blood cult

[11:28:13] Okay, I'm fireproof

[11:28:16] Well, that's good man, you're the perfect man for this job right right

[11:28:24] What are we doing oh no we got to go back why oh my hat

[11:28:33] My

[11:28:36] Look just know it's what gives me the power

[11:28:40] Have you tried putting your hat on maybe it's in your pockets. Oh my god, it is. Oh

[11:28:50] My god, this bike is so fucks. Yeah, let's just get a car bro. All right. You want to shoot a fucking

[11:29:15] Right I did I just had to make sure about the witnesses

[11:29:21] I just told everyone.

[11:29:54] Funny bro, I'll give that one the humble noob for the YouTube video

[11:30:12] That's how Princess Diana died I think

[11:30:39] And in a station wagon

[11:30:43] Good job

[11:31:14] I don't where are they? Where are my friends? I could talk to Crane today or Friday

[11:32:21] I think I'm gonna stream tomorrow and talk about how it was my last day of chemo so I can make money. Oh

[11:32:34] Keep driving up more. Oh

[11:32:37] I want to hit this power

[11:32:39] Yo demon gifting a sub to John! 50 away from doctor recommended 3100 subs!

[11:32:49] Yeah, without 3100 subs, Chad, I might not, you know, tomorrow might not actually be my last.

[11:33:22] Yeah?

[11:33:28] Yeah, like, where'd you go?

[11:33:31] Oh, I thought, I was at the power plant. The big one.

[11:33:35] Wow.

[11:33:36] No, no, we're not going to that one.

[11:33:37] Let's do that one.

[11:33:39] You want to do the big one?

[11:33:41] Right.

[11:33:42] Hup! Yep.

[11:33:46] Let's do that!

[11:33:48] Okay.

[11:33:50] Alright.

[11:33:57] Hi, Abides.

[11:34:27] Given five people diabetes,

[11:34:46] your car deserved to be kicked.

[11:34:59] I wish I could have been pounded

[11:35:01] and power gamed the fucking world out of you.

[11:35:04] What the fuck are you talking about?

[11:35:07] Excuse me?

[11:35:11] Oh, shit.

[11:35:16] I think that's right five gifted bam bam we're almost there 40 more until I get to live

[11:35:43] 40 more until I get to live yes thank you so much for the five gifted wow now 50

[11:36:07] No, it's just it's it's scuffed. It's scuffed

[11:36:13] Gassy, Mexican that wants me to live wants me to be alive. Look at that

[11:36:19] Yeah, babe Joker. Hey, what's up, baby Joker? I'm about to hit this power plant

[11:36:24] That's your baby. You're there right now. Yeah, I think I'm waiting on you guys. Oh

[11:36:29] Shit, let me let me see what's up with the

[11:36:31] Alright, let me I'll give you a callback right now. Okay. It's so long

[11:36:47] Squids

[11:37:00] Gift in a sub

[11:37:02] Thank you.

[11:37:03] Getting there.

[11:37:04] Ooh, we're getting there.

[11:37:06] Okano, gifting a sub.

[11:37:10] Ooh.

[11:37:11] Uh-oh.

[11:37:12] Oh, Diabetes!

[11:37:13] He likes to make people angry.

[11:37:20] And who said diabetes is a bad thing?

[11:37:23] I say diabetes for everyone.

[11:37:25] Diabetes for all the kids in the chat.

[11:37:28] Five gifted.

[11:37:30] Thanks.

[11:37:31] Good.

[11:37:32] Yep.

[11:37:35] I'm at the power plant. Where are you?

[11:37:37] Oh, I'm ready. Should I do it just right now?

[11:37:39] Where are you though?

[11:37:41] I'm just parked right outside. I'm in a red truck.

[11:37:43] Oh, okay.

[11:37:45] Yeah, come into the way

[11:37:47] there will be cells on them.

[11:37:49] Okay. The cells?

[11:37:51] Yeah, the power cells.

[11:37:53] Okay. Hold on.

[11:37:55] There's a dirt bike here. Should I use that?

[11:37:57] Do you have a lock pick?

[11:37:59] Just bring the fucking truck

[11:38:01] Just bring the fucking truck you have, man, it's fine, it's going to be fine, alright?

[11:38:05] No, I need this dirt bike.

[11:38:07] Deal it when you're done.

[11:38:09] There's no one on it to point a gun at, bro.

[11:38:12] Fine.

[11:38:13] Are you out the front?

[11:38:14] Yeah, I want this dirt bike really bad.

[11:38:17] You're like, you're a fucking diva, man.

[11:38:19] Yeah, I want this all on that.

[11:38:20] A beaver?

[11:38:23] What does that fucking mean?

[11:38:27] You got a lockpick, bro?

[11:38:34] Didn't say you'd beaver, I said diva.

[11:38:36] Look, I don't know what...

[11:38:39] Beaver.

[11:38:40] Okay, hold on I'm gonna use this as a part of the plan hold on

[11:39:53] Give me the key

[11:39:56] Jesus like a fucking child. Yeah, fuck a what I

[11:40:01] Will not do that if I have to get into game

[11:40:04] Thank you.

[11:40:05] That's not what I said at all.

[11:40:08] What?

[11:40:09] I think there's one here.

[11:40:15] Okay.

[11:40:16] There's a bunch over there as well.

[11:40:17] Right.

[11:40:18] Oh yeah.

[11:40:19] Here we go.

[11:40:20] We're doing this shit together.

[11:40:21] Yep.

[11:40:22] Yeah.

[11:40:23] Let me just back the bike off a little bit.

[11:40:24] Right.

[11:40:27] Good luck, man.

[11:40:28] Oh, just do that shit.

[11:40:29] Just pour it out.

[11:40:30] And then hop.

[11:40:31] Just hop away.

[11:40:35] It says it's...

[11:40:36] The lock looks broken as fuck, dude.

[11:40:38] wait what yeah look at this shit all broken up you're gonna but no I'm not

[11:40:45] coming near that thing man I'm gonna do the explosives no for realsies just pull

[11:40:51] the fucking I'm not even for I'm for eels what about the other ones wait what

[11:41:00] the fuck yeah I don't know what about these bro I think we have you're gonna

[11:41:07] give it time to cool down I mean from what just just give a couple minutes

[11:41:18] Shatter can't really explain it you see what I'm doing. Oh jeez. I'd love if you had a penis. That's what I'd do to you

[11:41:28] I mean I can scrap one on fuck you up the ass. No, no, it's gonna be the real thing

[11:41:35] Like the field of balls slapping my ass

[11:41:37] Yes.

[11:41:38] You need a boyfriend.

[11:41:44] I do.

[11:41:47] How long?

[11:41:49] Go back over there.

[11:42:01] I'm getting bored.

[11:42:06] I think we're uh, you know, there's a tsunami coming so they shut down the power plant

[11:42:34] You know what I mean

[11:42:39] What

[11:42:42] Do you think you could eat a whole bucket of chicken to yourself

[11:42:46] probably I fall hungry enough man how big is the bucket is that like do you think

[11:42:54] that's bad yeah I wait for that way morally bad or like bad for you know

[11:43:05] bottom of the like like a bottom like it like a low like a knee-lure kind of

[11:43:15] thing like maybe if you get some green beans it's fine I think I think do what

[11:43:23] makes you happy man if you want to eat a bucket of chicken I think you know

[11:43:30] sometimes that you know doing people taking liberties like that and just doing

[11:43:37] what makes them happy you know that's some sick shit what's wrong with you

[11:43:43] you're fucked up in the head okay that's not you just do what makes you happy what

[11:43:49] kind of way is that to fucking live okay okay all right look you know I got a

[11:43:53] path that can lead people down yeah look that's fucked up you can't tell

[11:43:59] people that okay within the law but I'm not a fucking I'm not sometimes you got

[11:44:05] to do what you got to do not what makes you happy true but look I don't think

[11:44:12] Anybody's gonna judge you for eating a bucket of chicken is what I'm trying to say or they might judge you but fuck it man

[11:44:19] That's it sometimes judgment is good

[11:44:23] When I think sometimes judgment is what uh, you know stops people from

[11:44:32] Be it's being sick, right now, but you know what judgment does

[11:44:37] Makes people conform to the norm and what is normal man? I?

[11:44:41] think that

[11:44:42] Some lines can be drawn and some things could be called normal

[11:44:47] Though there's so much fucked up shit in the world already man. Sometimes it's okay to conform

[11:44:54] Right. What would you say is a good thing? We're like something like wearing clothes. Yeah wearing pants in public

[11:45:00] I don't necessarily think that's something that we we necessarily

[11:45:07] should have to do

[11:45:10] As long as we're not masturbating on people mine. That's your line

[11:45:14] yep

[11:45:16] Okay, so your line is as long as you're not sexually assaulting strangers.

[11:45:21] It's everything else is fine.

[11:45:23] You should be allowed to be naked, man, as long as you're not sexually assaulting anybody.

[11:45:27] Pretty much.

[11:45:29] I mean, we're just animals, dude.

[11:45:31] Well, no, but see, you think that, but the people who would be naked are the people that you don't want to see naked.

[11:45:38] There's just some shit I don't want to fucking see.

[11:45:40] They put fucking, I don't know, a blindfold on.

[11:45:45] I have to put a blindfold on that's why am I being punished your way of life change should change this

[11:45:53] Why can't they walk around naked?

[11:45:56] Why should there fucking whose ways right that's the same thing you're that's what you're saying though on my ways right?

[11:46:04] No, I'm just saying everybody should choose your own way and as long as it's not hurting anybody

[11:46:09] I don't really see the issue it would be hurting my senses some people are so

[11:46:15] Fucking hideous that it would actually be a violation of my site

[11:46:21] But then you just turn around

[11:46:25] Have you ever seen the fucking growths and like some moles some people fuck

[11:46:30] I've seen some shit man. I watched that TV show. You know that one where they like going for like weird shit

[11:46:35] I've seen that shit man. It's gross, but then I just changed the channel. Why the fuck should I have to see that?

[11:46:42] If I'm just trying to go to the fucking store

[11:46:46] The imagine though if all the beautiful people just decide that I'm not what it would be for any more

[11:46:53] But then we just lock them away. I'm not saying I'm away. I'm saying

[11:46:58] Well that movie had a good point

[11:47:00] No, it didn't well. What did he do? Huh? He fucking we let him out of the tower and he steals some guy's girlfriend

[11:47:06] That was fucked up

[11:47:08] All right, I think people come in all shapes and sizes right and I don't want to see a lot of them

[11:47:16] That's fine. That's your choice. You just avoid them look some people. They're so big you can't

[11:47:25] That's so long that's really mean man

[11:47:33] Oh man, oh, yeah, I'm good man. I'm just at the power plant is waiting for this thing to be able to be hit

[11:47:42] Oh, and then I'm gonna head back there. Oh, I think it might

[11:47:46] No, thanks for checking on me, man, but the bikes just fucked up right now

[11:47:56] All right, see you anyway

[11:48:02] I'm saying go to them see the kind of people that actually go to that shit. You're not gonna be happy

[11:48:07] Well, I mean at least they've got somewhere to go to express themselves for you

[11:48:15] The new disc yeah look at it

[11:48:49] I can barely

[11:48:51] deem how other people live their life as long as it's not hurting anybody.

[11:48:54] That's where I draw the line.

[11:48:56] It's not hurting anybody.

[11:48:58] Well, I mean, who's to say what's hurting?

[11:49:00] Me.

[11:49:02] Me. I'm the only one that can say that.

[11:49:05] Welcome.

[11:49:06] So do you actually get physically hurt?

[11:49:08] There are some people that are so repulsive that I get physically ill, yes.

[11:49:13] It sounds like you need a therapist more than anything.

[11:49:18] They're the worst, banned therapists.

[11:49:21] Why are they the worst?

[11:49:24] Therapists are more fucked up than the people they're fucking talking to half the time.

[11:49:28] You know, I don't even think it's necessarily a therapist, it's just somebody to talk to.

[11:49:33] Yeah, exactly. Therapists are for people that just don't have friends.

[11:49:40] Just make a friend.

[11:49:42] You'll save a lot of money.

[11:49:45] It's a lot harder for some people to make friends than other people, though, man.

[11:49:48] What about people that are socially awkward, right?

[11:49:52] You know what would help that making a friend?

[11:49:57] Give it how do they do it?

[11:49:58] If they don't know how to just sometimes just got to throw yourself into the abyss.

[11:50:02] Yeah, but a lot of a lot of people, uh, they don't have that kind of confidence.

[11:50:06] You know what I mean?

[11:50:08] Why?

[11:50:10] It's not because they were brought up to believe that they're shit.

[11:50:13] And that if they approach somebody that, uh, they'll just get

[11:50:16] laugh that so they don't even bother trying. It's called anxiety my dude.

[11:50:20] Listen, I'm just saying this uh are you okay?

[11:50:25] I'm fine are you good? It sounds it sounds real specific.

[11:50:30] No I just know you help people well man. I think that anxiety

[11:50:35] is uh usually can be solved by exercise.

[11:50:42] I think uh a lot of people are exercises are good good so yeah.

[11:50:46] A lot of people have high blood pressure and their heart is beating at a rate of a hundred beats per minute throughout the entire day.

[11:50:55] They wonder why they're anxious.

[11:51:00] That is true. Exercise is help.

[11:51:02] But what happens if you're a fat dude and you go to a gym and all you see is like these fucking, these, you know, really, really buff looking guys.

[11:51:11] Are you going to go home feeling happy with yourself?

[11:51:14] just exercise you're gonna go home look at the mirror and go why don't I look like

[11:51:17] that I mean there's only one that one way to look like that let's go back

[11:51:23] tomorrow that's a good point that's a good point man I think that I would look

[11:51:28] at that and be like how can I go back to that gym after I've had a full-on

[11:51:33] raging boner the whole time from looking at those meaty men yeah look look I was

[11:51:42] I brought you out here because I was gonna fucking get you to burn alive or whatever from the stings I had no

[11:51:49] I didn't think oh my god. Oh my god after talking with you a little bit man

[11:51:54] You know I did think you're a moron, but I don't think it. I don't think you're that bad

[11:51:59] You know what? Let's go. Let's go. I mean my data

[11:52:02] In her 30s. All right. Thanks

[11:52:05] What I actually burned alive if I did this right now bro

[11:52:09] You might oh shit wait wait you can do it now

[11:52:16] You can do it now

[11:52:19] Nah, oh hold on. Oh, I fucked it up

[11:52:27] Wait, what happened?

[11:52:29] My phone popped. I

[11:52:31] My phone popped up

[11:52:33] Did you use the third light? Yeah

[11:52:37] God damn it. Well, that was a waste of time. My phone really popped up here

[11:52:42] All right, just I didn't know that was

[11:52:47] Hey, if you really want to see if you fly for a fucking help you with that

[11:52:50] hold on give me your thermite bro I don't have any I gave it to you oh you

[11:52:58] think the cops are gonna come oh shit maybe I don't know it's possible does

[11:53:05] anyone you know I have any thermite maybe Joker I think he has some get him

[11:53:12] here bro I mean if you just fell I could do it again probably no let's go

[11:53:22] Let's go. Let's go. No, we'll just tell them that I didn't do that

[11:53:26] They're gonna smell it on you and shit. You just used it, right? I work out of my I work in a mine

[11:53:32] Yeah, I've got I got use of the legal shit on me man. Are we gonna go? We're gonna get out of here. Give me the bike

[11:53:38] No, just get on the fucking bike. Let's go

[11:53:47] Okay

[11:53:50] Wait, hold on I think I can do it

[11:53:52] Now that I've seen it. I think I can do it

[11:53:54] What the third right right? Yeah, but I think if you we had another one I could do it

[11:54:02] All right, we'll try and find you another one man, okay?

[11:54:05] I think that that guy that was the earlier baby Joker, whatever. I think he's got more that way all right sweet and so

[11:54:26] We're off

[11:54:28] We are I

[11:54:30] Mean, that's just nobody died right? Yeah, I guess

[11:54:33] We're gonna hit the boat one day man. You're gonna get all the riches out of there. I really want to really bad

[11:54:42] And then you're gonna you're gonna buy a nice husband

[11:54:46] Let's do let's do my other plan

[11:54:48] What was your other plan?

[11:54:50] Wait, how about I drop you off here? I want this motorcycle

[11:54:54] Yeah, I'll give you the motorcycle and I'll give you an advance off that right okay with this convenience store

[11:55:00] sweet

[11:55:02] No, it's fine. I just leave it. Yeah, I ditched it there. But thanks for worrying. Bye. Bye

[11:55:22] There you go. It is your uh, you got a gun?

[11:55:28] Yeah, I got a gun, bro. Look, uh, I want to join your gang. I'm not gonna beat around the bush

[11:55:33] What? Don't have a gang man. Yeah, come on. Let's just let me in. I

[11:55:38] Don't have a gang. I had a gang. I don't have one anymore. Let's start a gang. Oh, they use some bullets

[11:55:42] I want to join that. I think there's a gang called the gay gang

[11:55:46] Why would I need to be in there? I have to join the gang gang cuz I'm gay

[11:55:54] No gay beans happy like I want to join the east side balls. Let me in. You just seem like a happy guy

[11:55:59] I thought you'd want to be part of the game. I mean I

[11:56:04] You'd have to ask Tyrone. I'm gonna tell people I'm in it

[11:56:09] So you might as well just let me in

[11:56:12] You'd have to ask time not the fucking leader man. I need doing like two weeks ago

[11:56:16] All right, well I'm gonna steal this car good luck. All right, is your bike is your bonnet so I think what's your name?

[11:56:23] Sonia

[11:56:24] Sonia what? No

[11:56:27] No

[11:56:52] It's $20 you the purple young kid in this model. Oh my god, dude

[11:57:38] Let me sell fucking funny

[11:58:00] So this is the plan

[11:58:05] Three people one fake hostage

[11:58:10] We- we don't leave the store.

[11:58:13] We just keep telling them that we need more time.

[11:58:15] We wait till they've had enough breach.

[11:58:17] Shoot the fake hostage.

[11:58:19] They sue the cops.

[11:58:20] Or they leave eventually.

[11:58:36] Or eventually they leave.

[11:58:42] Whichever one comes first.

[11:58:46] The hostage just can't be in on it.

[11:58:49] No, no, they absolutely can.

[11:58:50] It's just the rule of four.

[11:58:56] So as long as it's four,

[11:58:58] and what is the fake hostage, we're good.

[11:58:59] and nobody fucking snitch dude nobody snitch chat chat already did god damn

[11:59:27] chat sucks thanks for the 25 months yours are going up yeah cuz I was at the

[11:59:58] power plant I should just start my stream there that's so long when that'd be

[12:00:23] NVLAF yeah if that's the NVL that we're concerned about on no pixel then

[12:00:30] pretty much all hit the ball today hey come on guys let's go let's go do it I

[12:01:05] got a really good plan come on come on come on come on guys we're going to do

[12:01:27] a store you guys coming we're doing a store wait you do it at what we're

[12:01:35] We're gonna do a stand.

[12:01:37] A stand.

[12:01:38] Yeah, you guys coming?

[12:01:40] Yeah.

[12:01:42] Please?

[12:01:43] Yeah, I've got a lot of stuff on me if I can push you away.

[12:01:45] Well, drop it off.

[12:01:46] This is the plan, all right?

[12:01:47] Listen up boys.

[12:01:48] OK, four of us, all in the store.

[12:01:52] One is a fake hostage.

[12:01:56] We're gonna keep telling the cops, the guy in the back,

[12:02:01] me, we're gonna keep telling the cops that we

[12:02:03] more time that's it the cops are gonna get bored they're gonna breach and then

[12:02:16] they're gonna shoot the hostage or we're gonna shoot the hostage either way the

[12:02:19] hostage is gonna get shot whoa right I know just shoot him in the vest

[12:02:25] we're gonna take one for the team hostage we're gonna have to shoot we're

[12:02:29] We're gonna sue them in court.

[12:02:31] You're gonna sue them in court?

[12:02:33] Okay, yeah.

[12:02:34] All right, you guys ready?

[12:02:36] So who's being the hostage?

[12:02:39] I'm not me.

[12:02:40] Fuck that.

[12:02:41] Just once.

[12:02:42] You just gotta get shot once.

[12:02:43] You don't even have to go down.

[12:02:44] Just get shot once.

[12:02:45] Sure, we don't have to go down.

[12:02:47] We can take it all in the best.

[12:02:49] I mean, this is this.

[12:02:51] This is this.

[12:02:52] I mean, this is this.

[12:02:53] This is this.

[12:02:54] This is this.

[12:02:55] This is this.

[12:02:56] This is this.

[12:02:58] This is this tsunami. I mean everyone's invincible right? We should be fine. It's like a protective bubble

[12:03:06] What do you guys say?

[12:03:10] Let's do this shit. Let's see

[12:03:12] Fuck. Oh, I'll do it. Fuck. Shoot me. Okay done. Let's get a four door. Let's get there.

[12:03:21] No now we are gonna get arrested but it's all a part of the plan. Oh

[12:03:25] Oh, are we gonna have like a massive jailbreak after we're done and like you know tie up the city's resources for hours on end

[12:03:33] Cuz I'm cool with that too. No, that's gonna be during the robbery

[12:03:36] Okay, oh lovely

[12:03:38] Okay

[12:03:40] All right, Mary you caught

[12:03:43] But we're gonna sue them in court. Okay, that's the main point and guessing that's really not yeah

[12:03:48] The whole time in the back and be like yeah, we need more time

[12:03:52] We're not gonna leave until they breach

[12:03:55] Okay

[12:03:57] I need to put away a lot of stuff

[12:03:59] I need to put away a lot of shit

[12:04:01] Oh we should probably take our cuts off for this

[12:04:03] Go, go, I'll be here, go do your shit

[12:04:05] I'll be here

[12:04:07] Chase Clowder like Chowder from my hometown

[12:04:13] Your hometown is bad

[12:04:15] Go, go get ready

[12:04:17] Alright, alright, let's go

[12:04:19] Okay, and so chase and his new homosexual biker friends are off

[12:04:38] To go commit the perfect crime with the perfect character

[12:05:00] Yo bumblebee tuna, thank you so much for the seven months appreciate that rep says with ten. Thank you so much

[12:05:11] Seventeen away

[12:05:13] 17 away, gay for days. Chase Clowder off to get that Chowder. Making Cheddar spreadin'

[12:05:28] leather on his bed frame. Biker Leather. Wouldn't you want to be the one that gets shot so you

[12:05:41] can sue for the most money? Now we're gonna split it. I gotta be the one in the back

[12:05:47] saying that we need more time because here's the thing I'm worried that anyone else might cave

[12:06:01] hey Danny yeah you did you come in you came in at a really good time we're about to hit 3100 subs

[12:06:06] right chat here it comes we just need a little more time back here yep just some more time

[12:06:26] time. Reaper. It's not about the RP with Jordan. That's the problem. Gassy. It's not

[12:06:40] RP with Jordan. I'll be real with you guys. I really don't give a fuck. Your car is

[12:06:47] there. Yo, Reaper and uh, Kuma. Thank you so much. The fucking world out of you.

[12:06:52] We got a car?

[12:06:53] Uh, I mean, shit, no, I'll go grab one real quick.

[12:06:59] Okay.

[12:07:00] I thought you guys would grab one.

[12:07:04] Bikers.

[12:07:05] Oh, shit, man.

[12:07:07] Welcome to Penta Premium.

[12:07:10] Shetter Ross coming in with five gifted.

[12:07:12] Diabetes coming in.

[12:07:14] Five gifted.

[12:07:15] We did it.

[12:07:16] It's not about the RP with Jordan.

[12:07:18] Yes!

[12:07:19] It's not RP with Jordan.

[12:07:21] Thank you so much

[12:07:25] Thank you

[12:07:27] Your car deservedly kicked. I wish I could then pound it and power game the fucking world out of you

[12:07:35] It's ready characters annoying. Oh my god, what's happening Jordan is annoying

[12:07:52] We're waiting on

[12:07:55] I

[12:07:57] Where are you we can come pick you up?

[12:08:03] That's drink holy shit. What's happening? Hello changing his clothes, but now I said

[12:08:09] I want to fucking ban this piece of head pop

[12:08:13] possible

[12:08:15] Yo, that's drink with 20 gifted subs

[12:08:20] Let me go the radio bro. What is it? Oh, you're my pink cage

[12:08:27] 20! Dude my voice is fucked! Thank god I'm taking them all off. Holy shit. Actually wait I'm not taking them all off. I want those sympathy subs.

[12:08:38] Jesus. Thank god we're not planning on getting away in this thing.

[12:08:53] Alright, you boys ready? Everyone run me through the plan.

[12:08:58] just so the plan is we go in there we start the time he gets shot yeah I'm

[12:09:04] just gonna say this is it all right just standard robbery you know oh what do you

[12:09:10] guys want no spike strips free passage just you know go along with it how you

[12:09:14] normally would right and then we're just gonna wait till they have enough of

[12:09:19] our shit cuz we're not gonna leave I'm just gonna keep saying now we need

[12:09:23] some more time back here so when do we shoot the hostage as soon as they breach

[12:09:30] shoot the fucking hostage just once just once just well that's it great well

[12:09:42] sweetheart fucking way into you yeah thanks love now just once like I said you

[12:09:47] don't even have to go down fuck my life all right here we go you can do it if

[12:10:04] you want to see how sweet it's okay sweetheart I'll only take out a kneecap

[12:10:12] maybe it looks like this has been cleaned out boys and girls oh that's it damn

[12:10:17] next job looks like yeah man next stop come on hasage shut up does it still go

[12:10:29] off though I wonder I don't know I don't know no no no oh Miraberg so what

[12:10:39] kind of shenanigans have you been up to in the city well i just hit the power plant

[12:10:45] oh was that your tweet that i thought jesus yeah i just hit the power plant i'm trying to cut off

[12:10:51] power to the icu so that uh people die

[12:10:58] he's where to go oh my head no everyone good girl yeah my head are because no angry vet ganzo

[12:11:07] Thank you for the five gets it some absolutely insane

[12:11:17] It'll be funny

[12:11:37] Bits appreciate that

[12:11:40] Angry bet God's oh, thank you so much for the five

[12:11:42] I think I read that already Dostric with 20 absolute sanity

[12:11:50] Go again

[12:11:55] Your car deserved to be kicked. I wish I could

[12:11:58] Buy more gifted socks insane world out of you. Hold on. I'm gonna read them all

[12:12:03] Shut up bitch pussy

[12:12:07] Yeah, robbie quiet. Yeah, you heard me

[12:12:12] Okay

[12:12:13] Hold on. This is not what I was expecting when I woke up

[12:12:18] Like getting shot by your wife. Yeah

[12:12:22] Every day on a robbery with a guy named Chase Clouter

[12:12:25] Yeah, you just like that every day actually here where the whole plan is we get

[12:12:30] It's a good plan, bro. It's a great

[12:12:34] It's the best plan ever

[12:12:37] I heard this century. It's exactly

[12:12:41] Yeah, you put a lot of thought into this didn't you?

[12:12:44] No, oh

[12:12:46] Oh, you're just that two hundred and two thousand.

[12:12:48] But sometimes those are the best plans.

[12:12:50] Those are. Those are.

[12:12:54] Honey, okay?

[12:12:56] Oh, I heard it.

[12:12:58] You sure? You're alright?

[12:13:00] I'm fine, dude.

[12:13:02] Alright, fine, don't worry about it. No, I'm stuck now. Come on.

[12:13:04] Yeah, I mean I know you're old, but please don't drop dead on me just yet, okay?

[12:13:06] I have to shoot you first, then you can drop dead.

[12:13:08] Yeah, alright.

[12:13:10] Okay, thank you.

[12:13:12] What did it say? How do you crack it?

[12:13:14] fuck what was it you can I preempt if you do can you be done no you brought a

[12:13:26] heavy with you couldn't shoot me with an SNS and SNS doesn't really hurt man

[12:13:33] I mean we're gonna make this realistic right so fuck I love you baby don't

[12:13:38] worry it'll be fine I feel like I'm in abusive relationship all those other

[12:13:43] I'm just realizing this, how long have you been with me?

[12:13:45] Fuck's sake.

[12:13:46] I really hope not.

[12:13:47] What?

[12:13:48] Like, ten months, eleven months now?

[12:13:50] Wonderful.

[12:13:51] I mean, you know, before you married me...

[12:13:53] I guess if it does, you just actually go around and...

[12:13:55] ...take a shot at each other, literally.

[12:13:57] Quite true.

[12:13:58] Did you expect anything less than at the moment you married?

[12:14:01] What the fuck?

[12:14:03] What do you think?

[12:14:04] You like this lady?

[12:14:07] Well then why don't you go marry her, Danny?

[12:14:09] Show up.

[12:14:10] Oh, they'll come.

[12:14:14] That's what I say every night.

[12:14:18] That's what he tries to say, but then he has to break out the blue pills.

[12:14:21] What do you have to say it?

[12:14:27] Because, you know, the...

[12:14:29] Fuck.

[12:14:30] Ugh, he definitely was not taking a drag then.

[12:14:35] Fuck you, you cunt.

[12:14:37] Hey!

[12:14:38] We gotta stick together here.

[12:14:40] Wait, check in a drag?

[12:14:42] What?

[12:14:43] Stealthy never bite.

[12:14:45] Yeah, I don't see you smoking anything.

[12:14:47] What are you smoking?

[12:14:48] There's something in your hand.

[12:14:49] I'm stealth faking, alright.

[12:14:51] Stealth faking what?

[12:14:52] have like little two that's coming up through your shirt into your mouth do you

[12:14:54] have like a camel back but it's a vape machine or some shit true yes that's

[12:14:58] what I got no okay I'm gonna post all my sick vape trick videos on Instagram ooh

[12:15:04] make sure you have those super thick clouds okay I'm gonna read all these

[12:15:09] gifted subs hold on you guys are crazy bro fuck dude I'm gonna read them this

[12:15:17] This is the point! Remember? Hello? Do you forget the plan?

[12:15:21] Yeah, this is the plan. Remember, we need more time.

[12:15:24] I know.

[12:15:25] I keep you fucking head straight. Come on up.

[12:15:27] This is gonna be fine.

[12:15:29] Jesus Christ, how do you do that?

[12:15:31] I mean, if you're already getting bored, you...

[12:15:33] No, I'm just wondering how you take this long.

[12:15:35] I'm chilling.

[12:15:36] We can't shoot you all the way if you want.

[12:15:38] Yeah, I mean, we can shoot you down.

[12:15:40] Oh, we gotta wait till they breach.

[12:15:46] Hmm...

[12:15:47] Oh, shit.

[12:15:48] Okay, thank you so much for the 4k bad ears, and you can't hear when it goes click

[12:15:53] So you just keep going and you know, you know

[12:15:57] He's old and he's off his meds

[12:16:00] Bernie Schultz it's five gifted Chittoross five gifted diabetes five gifted

[12:16:06] Isecuary gift in a sub as well. Gassy gift in a sub

[12:16:12] Thank you so much

[12:16:14] Hey, please. Hello

[12:16:16] They'll come.

[12:16:18] Can't wait to get shot.

[12:16:20] Okay, I got one.

[12:16:24] I promise I'll be gentle, sweetheart.

[12:16:26] Thank you, darling. Appreciate it.

[12:16:29] I'll miss all major organ chargers.

[12:16:31] Get out of my way. Here we go.

[12:16:37] The second one.

[12:16:39] Ooh, that second one can be tricky.

[12:16:42] That's what my dick me want.

[12:16:47] So, Chase, tell us about yourself.

[12:16:49] You seem like an interesting fellow.

[12:16:51] Well, I'm in love with all three of you.

[12:16:53] You guys are my best friends, and if things go bad here, just know that I'm planning on...

[12:17:00] I don't know what I'm gonna do, it's not gonna be good.

[12:17:03] I'm willing to probably take the chief of police, tie him in my basement, kidnap an officer,

[12:17:11] and each day I'll bring a new officer down there, and I'll torture him to death over

[12:17:16] the span of 16 hours just to get you guys out of a parking infraction.

[12:17:20] Oh, I love it.

[12:17:23] You guys are my best friends.

[12:17:26] We have to be at the courthouse.

[12:17:28] No man left behind.

[12:17:30] No man left behind. Exactly.

[12:17:32] That's our motto too.

[12:17:34] Well, unless you read, we may leave him behind.

[12:17:40] Workout's right.

[12:17:44] Especially he's gone off and mollied everyone.

[12:17:47] Nothing matters more than family.

[12:17:50] True.

[12:17:53] And family is people I've met a week ago.

[12:17:58] I mean family is what you make it

[12:18:00] You like to see what naked fuck off. I knew that was going for some reason. He likes to see his family naked. Oh my god

[12:18:11] Jesus. Mm-hmm. I mean he is Irish. Let's be real here. Oh

[12:18:16] What's not familiar with European racism?

[12:18:21] Yeah, it's it's basically fuck the Irish. Oh

[12:18:25] You know over here was also like that for a while. Yeah

[12:18:31] he's

[12:18:43] so you know any good um

[12:18:45] any good

[12:18:46] things to do against patty

[12:18:47] i should always do this

[12:18:48] i don't even show up

[12:18:51] other than the fact that they're all angry redheads that love potatoes and drink uh... guinez

[12:18:57] wow we're stereotyping now as well am i a fucking leprechaun?

[12:19:01] hey let me ask you guys this

[12:19:04] how come european racism is not

[12:19:06] seen as bad as

[12:19:08] American re is it because there was there was a little slavery involved

[12:19:12] we don't have guns and there's no slavery involved yes correct

[12:19:15] it's more sats you know that actually makes a lot of sense

[12:19:19] yeah still probably not good though

[12:19:26] no i mean you know you know we did there there was a bit of problems in the

[12:19:30] forties there with the old germany but we don't go into that

[12:19:39] We didn't have slaves, we definitely had other things over here that wasn't...

[12:19:42] Not good.

[12:19:44] Not good situation.

[12:19:46] Nope, nope, not at all.

[12:19:50] Did they have slaves? I don't actually know.

[12:19:52] Christ, no one likes Russia.

[12:19:56] I have no, I don't know.

[12:19:57] But they, they, they've got...

[12:19:59] Where are the cops? That is the question.

[12:20:00] And traction.

[12:20:01] And they've also got a guy who's been in power for like 5,000 years and he won't fuck off.

[12:20:05] He's like a fucking unkillable fucking rat.

[12:20:08] What a dick that guy is.

[12:20:14] Who, who, who has an election where he puts balloons in the way of the cameras?

[12:20:20] I mean, this guy's... God, that sounds like you shit, you know?

[12:20:23] Wait, he did that? Why would he do that?

[12:20:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when they had the elections, he would put the balloons in front of the cameras

[12:20:31] so that they couldn't see the people being coerced into voting for him.

[12:20:34] He was genius.

[12:20:35] That's pretty fucking smart.

[12:20:39] It's really fucking smart, right?

[12:20:41] Someone shoot a gun or something. Let's see if they fucking...

[12:20:54] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[12:20:55] That'll give them PC for the breach.

[12:20:57] Oh, we have to make sure we don't give them any...

[12:21:00] I'm a lawyer, of course.

[12:21:02] Oh, he's also a lawyer.

[12:21:05] I forget we're in these hours, not how usual I got you.

[12:21:09] They just shoot people here, I got you.

[12:21:13] So he's Master Thermite God because he hit Power Plant.

[12:21:21] And he's also a lawyer.

[12:21:24] What else do you have under your belt right now?

[12:21:28] Jewish and gay.

[12:21:31] I mean, let's just think his rap sheet is growing.

[12:21:37] Oh, there's a lot of locks back here, you guys.

[12:21:39] There's a lot of locks on this safe.

[12:21:42] Uh, get on it.

[12:21:44] It'll be good.

[12:21:45] Can you do it okay, hon?

[12:21:50] No, I'm fine.

[12:21:51] You sure?

[12:21:52] Yeah.

[12:21:53] It's just one thing after another with this guy.

[12:21:56] What the hell?

[12:21:58] I mean, did you expect anything less from an individual named Chase?

[12:22:01] Come on, now.

[12:22:02] No, I didn't know.

[12:22:03] I should have known what I was getting into. This guy's like an Adam Sander fucking character. It's phenomenal.

[12:22:09] Okay, well come on.

[12:22:10] Wait, didn't he have a character like that?

[12:22:11] I think I'm a little funnier than that.

[12:22:14] Quite possible.

[12:22:16] Um, yeah, he did actually.

[12:22:18] Yeah.

[12:22:19] I remember correctly.

[12:22:20] I can't remember what his thing was.

[12:22:23] Oh, here they are!

[12:22:25] No! Hello!

[12:22:27] Oh my god!

[12:22:28] Finally! Fucks sake.

[12:22:30] There we go! They're here!

[12:22:33] Wait, what did they pull up in?

[12:22:35] I don't know, so...

[12:22:37] Hello?

[12:22:38] This is the LSPD.

[12:22:40] How you doing?

[12:22:40] Everyone come out of the store with your hands up above your...

[12:22:43] No! We have a hostage!

[12:22:45] One at a time.

[12:22:47] Holy bro, we have a hostage!

[12:22:49] A hostage.

[12:22:49] A hot... oh...

[12:22:50] Oh shit.

[12:22:51] There's two of us in the back!

[12:22:53] Okay, okay.

[12:22:54] That's right, bro.

[12:22:55] Two of us, okay.

[12:22:57] There's two of us in the hostage situation here.

[12:22:57] I'm gonna start the...

[12:22:58] Eugh!

[12:22:59] ...conversations.

[12:23:00] Alright, hostage, can you hear what I'm saying?

[12:23:02] Yes, yes.

[12:23:03] How you doing? Are you okay? Do they hurt you? We need some more time. Tell them that we need more time

[12:23:07] Oh, we need we need more time our guys in the back. They they're not so good with numbers and

[12:23:14] Concern I am just up in the communication. We're settling everybody. We're gonna be for a while. We're this could take hours

[12:23:20] This is a standoff. It could

[12:23:28] Okay

[12:23:33] heat. No, no, no, no. We need more time back here. We're gonna get you out of

[12:23:40] their safe and sound. Okay. Yeah, he needs more time still. Okay. Who's the

[12:23:45] negotiator here? Who's inside? Who's the who's this with the backwards baseball

[12:23:49] hat? You're the brains of this operation. Well, the females always the

[12:23:52] brains of the operation. Because men don't have brains such as life such as

[12:23:56] life. Now, I'm sure is this some sort of personal beef you have with Patty

[12:24:01] Here do you do something to piss you off there is always personal beef with

[12:24:05] Fallen my plan you need more food and water yeah wife at this rate if only we

[12:24:09] could buy some of that in the store drop this in there what if okay we were

[12:24:13] willing okay in exchange for you not killing Patty and Patty and splashing his

[12:24:18] brain we're gonna kill him we might kill him

[12:24:25] hmm well I mean that's why we're here we're here for money

[12:24:30] to kill Patty right with what's the money that's what you want I'm here to kill

[12:24:32] Patty oh well apparently we are here to kill Patty wait no I'm here for money

[12:24:38] no he's there for money okay never mind yeah he's the money all right so how can

[12:24:42] we facilitate that okay look what we do for you we want the Los Santos welcome

[12:24:47] package we want no spike strips free passage all that fun hubbub stuff no

[12:24:52] We just need more time, that's all.

[12:24:53] Okay, where exactly do you need pre-passage to?

[12:24:55] Are you trying to get to Tahiti?

[12:24:58] Ooh, Tahiti, ooh, Fiji.

[12:25:01] Can you get us to Fiji for free?

[12:25:02] Do you wanna get to Fiji?

[12:25:03] Hold on, actually.

[12:25:05] I gotta get to Myrtle Beach for Black Biker Week.

[12:25:09] Ridley, can you get that guy?

[12:25:10] Okay, apparently, apparently we need to get

[12:25:13] to Myrtle Beach for Black Biker Week.

[12:25:14] It's next week!

[12:25:15] It's next week.

[12:25:17] So apparently Myrtle Beach for Biker Week.

[12:25:20] Okay, okay, I think we could,

[12:25:21] We can arrange that, we can arrange that.

[12:25:23] Okay.

[12:25:24] How many people do we need to book passes for?

[12:25:26] I'm writing down-

[12:25:27] It's a lot of fun!

[12:25:27] We need to make a reservation.

[12:25:28] We talk about-

[12:25:29] For what?

[12:25:30] Like, like a week.

[12:25:31] There's gonna be two of you.

[12:25:32] There's gonna be four of us going to Rural Beach.

[12:25:34] IRL.

[12:25:35] Yes.

[12:25:36] Alright, so-

[12:25:37] Have you never seen-

[12:25:38] Look, YouTube, it looks so fucking lit, dude.

[12:25:41] It looks so fucking fun.

[12:25:43] Yeah, yeah.

[12:25:44] Alright, give me a second.

[12:25:45] We'll contact the travel agency and let them know.

[12:25:48] Can I get a holiday too?

[12:25:49] Hyrule Swim?

[12:25:50] No dude.

[12:25:51] We had to ban.

[12:25:53] Fuck sake.

[12:25:54] Multiple occupants at least three.

[12:25:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[12:25:58] We heard a, we heard power to ICs gotten cut, so we're going to be sending you there.

[12:26:02] For God's sake.

[12:26:03] I'm raising money to hit the power plant again.

[12:26:06] Oh, we're raising money to hit the power plant again.

[12:26:09] I hit it earlier.

[12:26:10] I still smell a thermite.

[12:26:12] Yeah, our thermite gun.

[12:26:14] Okay, the chief and the mayor.

[12:26:16] Uh, we can use one additional.

[12:26:18] We want the power to get all we're back from the chief and the mayor. Okay, they have agreed to your terms

[12:26:23] Okay, you are willing to give me patty and not shed any blood

[12:26:27] Then we will not harm or harass you on your way to that motorcycle rally. Okay, get more cops here

[12:26:36] More cops we've got more we want we want more cops more. Okay, we can do that

[12:26:42] I'm violent

[12:26:45] I'm violent

[12:26:47] Holy bro, I got an AK back here, bro.

[12:26:50] There has been threats of hostility.

[12:26:52] Can we get an additional 77?

[12:26:55] I haven't taken my medication.

[12:26:57] Set's 08.

[12:26:59] 10-4, that should be enough with those two additional units.

[12:27:01] It's been 12 years since I've come in in the back of it.

[12:27:03] At the premiere of Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets.

[12:27:08] Oh, did you hear that?

[12:27:10] He hasn't taken his meds since the premiere of Harry Potter

[12:27:12] in the Chamber of Secrets.

[12:27:13] That's how Siri says.

[12:27:14] to be advised a hostage taker possibly mentally imbalanced and off his meds

[12:27:20] driving violence yeah he said my medicine is penis not a problem we could definitely help you

[12:27:27] know we we are trained professionals i need 13 cc stat 13 he needs of what 13 cc's of penis

[12:27:34] his medication is penis if anybody has a penis that we can administer to him that would be oh really

[12:27:39] if he comes out here and surrenders himself to me we will get him all the cc's of everything

[12:27:43] he needs okay yeah we have to go out there and surrender ourselves to him and

[12:27:48] then you can have all the we need some more time on this ball no he need more

[12:27:53] time need more time okay okay that won't be an issue okay so once you're

[12:28:00] ready to go here just make sure everyone stays cool okay more cops triggers he's

[12:28:07] from warcaps he keeps warning all available units we'd like to see you

[12:28:11] 78 and marches okay we crashed 15 cruisers a night okay we can't work

[12:28:17] two more units coming in here well that's generous yeah that's a lot of

[12:28:23] cruisers there we go impressive right yeah damn kind of scary kind of make

[12:28:29] doesn't make you reconsider doing this crime scene of the show no no no no

[12:28:33] We're filthy criminals we don't care you know that's how that kind of works sorry guys well not to worry

[12:28:41] They'll go ahead and switch with me and move the Tahoe

[12:28:44] Don't move the Tahoe. Oh, he said don't move the Tahoe

[12:28:49] Don't don't move the Tahoe or the man on the bus is gonna be very angry

[12:28:55] Oh, he's grunting back there. He's grunting hearing

[12:29:00] I'm gonna take ambient and tweet

[12:29:03] I got some ambient back here, and I got my phone. There's a computer. Okay. Oh shit

[12:29:09] He's got ambient a phone in a computer. Be careful

[12:29:23] Tell them that we need some more time. Oh, he's saying we still need more time

[12:29:27] He's old. He's office men to seven a hard time here in those clicks back there

[12:29:31] Okay, not a problem. Not a problem. I'm digging stuff. Let's all be cool about this. Okay

[12:29:35] We got we got two more minutes. Oh, yeah, we can't don't you worry about us. What happens after two minutes?

[12:29:39] They said they said they need to he's only got two minutes. That's what he's saying. He's giving us two minutes

[12:29:45] What no we're gonna need at least two minutes

[12:29:48] He said we need at least two minutes

[12:29:50] That's gonna be a really long two minutes

[12:30:00] Keep them talking keep them talking okay keep them talking

[12:30:15] Well, we need a little more time

[12:30:18] Well, we need some more time in here.

[12:30:21] Okay.

[12:30:22] You got two more minutes, okay?

[12:30:24] I'm starting now.

[12:30:25] And then what?

[12:30:27] I'm not threatening to kill a hostage.

[12:30:29] Hey, hold on.

[12:30:30] We got a hostage in here.

[12:30:32] You good with that?

[12:30:34] Two minutes enough time?

[12:30:35] No.

[12:30:36] We need more time.

[12:30:37] It's gonna be two minutes.

[12:30:38] That's what you got left.

[12:30:39] Hold on a second.

[12:30:40] We need some more time in here.

[12:30:42] He said we need more time.

[12:30:44] Make it work, okay?

[12:30:45] Make it work.

[12:30:46] You got two minutes.

[12:30:47] What happened after that?

[12:30:48] Okay, leave the area wait what happens after two minutes after two minutes our negotiation has come to an end

[12:30:55] We haven't come to agreement, so we're gonna have to come to a different look. Can we agree to some more time?

[12:30:59] No, he think you agree to more time. What are you gonna give me? You've already been here for five minutes

[12:31:06] I mean well hold on a second bro. Come on. It just all seems so fast

[12:31:11] Okay, you got a minute and 15 left make the best of it. He's oh they're saying we have a minute 15 left man

[12:31:17] Don't make us kill the hostage!

[12:31:21] We just need more time, that's all.

[12:31:23] Okay, well, I need you to try and make it work, okay?

[12:31:26] You got two, you got a minute left.

[12:31:28] Hold on. I've almost figured out what a safe looks like.

[12:31:32] I just need to Google some more images.

[12:31:34] You got about 50 more seconds.

[12:31:36] Oh, he's...

[12:31:38] I'm just trying to Google some images to see what a safe looks like.

[12:31:42] I've almost figured it out.

[12:31:44] Yeah, he's almost figured out what a safe is supposed to look like he's almost there

[12:31:50] Not a problem

[12:31:52] Just can you help me with that?

[12:31:58] Describe what a safe looks like please

[12:32:01] It looks like a big metal box and it's got like

[12:32:05] Dials on it. Is that what it is? Yes, that's what you're looking for back there

[12:32:10] We just need more time.

[12:32:17] We just need more time.

[12:32:22] I'm not violent. I'm just old.

[12:32:30] Hold on a second.

[12:32:37] Look, what about this?

[12:32:39] What if we don't shoot the hostage and you give us a little more time?

[12:32:43] Okay, you've already exchanged the hostage for your free-release passage and no spec,

[12:32:47] so what else do you got?

[12:32:48] Okay, hold on a second.

[12:32:50] Can we get another hostage?

[12:32:53] No.

[12:32:54] What if we had one back here?

[12:32:59] We have another hostage back here!

[12:33:01] Oh, fuck me.

[12:33:03] We got another hostage.

[12:33:05] Oh it sounds like he's got another hostage in the back.

[12:33:08] I think our fourth back there got taken hostage.

[12:33:12] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[12:33:14] I don't know.

[12:33:16] I don't know.

[12:33:18] I don't know.

[12:33:20] I don't know.

[12:33:22] I don't know.

[12:33:24] I don't know.

[12:33:26] I don't know.

[12:33:30] Hostage in the back. I think our fourth back there got taken hostage

[12:34:04] Oh my god.

[12:34:06] What the heck?

[12:34:08] Ow!

[12:34:10] He's down, he's down, he's down.

[12:34:12] He's down, he's down.

[12:34:14] Jesus fuck.

[12:34:16] I got six, still four.

[12:34:18] We just needed more time.

[12:34:20] Yes!

[12:34:22] Yes! Our plan!

[12:34:24] A few times, I'm okay.

[12:34:26] My back's gonna bleed.

[12:34:28] I'm alright, I'm alright.

[12:34:30] Yes! Our plan!

[12:34:32] I've never seen them breach. This is great

[12:35:32] hours

[12:35:36] My name

[12:35:55] Didn't know that this was in mirror park

[12:36:04] Almost.

[12:36:05] I got shot multiple times and we just needed more time.

[12:36:19] We just needed time.

[12:36:24] Uh, wait, what kind of gear are you wearing?

[12:36:27] Are you wearing any armor or protective gear at all?

[12:36:30] I did have a vest on, but I'm pretty sure I got shredded.

[12:36:34] You're the first person to hear.

[12:36:35] Those PD bullets hurt, man.

[12:36:36] Those bullets hurt.

[12:36:37] I'm going to go ahead and get those.

[12:36:39] Do you want to do it, or do we do it, or do we?

[12:36:41] We asked for more time.

[12:36:43] We told him we needed more time.

[12:36:45] That's all we needed was time.

[12:36:47] Oh, I think I've got to do this.

[12:36:49] His ears don't work so well.

[12:36:50] How do you know somewhere in the Middle East, man?

[12:36:52] I'll probably need one one person to help with the female that was leading negotiations

[12:36:59] And I guess I can make a deck to pick the other one

[12:37:02] Yeah, I can do that

[12:37:04] Yeah, I can't see the camera

[12:37:06] Can you see this one here?

[12:37:08] Can you both point for me?

[12:37:10] Oh, there we go

[12:37:12] Alright, um

[12:37:14] The hostage you got traded first, you know, the hostage was complaining about, uh

[12:37:18] Who's the hostage?

[12:37:20] My god, you guys shot the hostage. Oh

[12:37:24] My god shot the hostage. Oh

[12:37:27] God, oh my god. No

[12:37:32] Oh my god, okay, we treat the most and oh god. No standing and walking around so

[12:37:41] Right, so can you hear me? No, don't talk to me. I don't talk to EMS

[12:37:46] can I treat you yep don't you fucking think about talking to me hey let me ask you

[12:38:31] They got the best fries

[12:38:33] Well in that case probably go pretty close to the top. It would be the top if you do

[12:38:41] Okay, let's get you on a stretcher here, bud. Why did you shoot the hostage?

[12:38:46] Why did they shoot the hostage?

[12:38:55] Oh, no

[12:38:57] Oh, no

[12:39:03] Rally's is dog shit

[12:39:06] Rally's is good

[12:39:15] She's gonna lose his own license. I think I already did lose it. I don't know

[12:39:30] Rally's is good. I gotta order something this won't be here for 52 minutes. What the fuck you've never had rallies

[12:39:38] Squids real squids five gifted subs

[12:39:52] Yeah, rallies is checkers by the way

[12:40:06] You've got two ambulances you don't want to fill them all up. I'm thinking buddy. I'm thinking rally

[12:40:12] I need something I'm starving I fucked up today

[12:40:19] Checkers is dodgy here, dude. I don't know here. It's really good

[12:40:32] And don't forget to give me money squids with five gifted subs so close to 3200 and then I get to survive I

[12:40:40] Get to be alive chat

[12:40:42] Dude, I could fuck around with Arby's it's been a minute

[12:40:48] You know what? Let's get Arby's. It's been a minute since I've gotten Arby's

[12:40:57] Rip you butthole. Hey, you're a butthole

[12:41:13] Barbecue brisket dude. I think I'm just gonna go with just the fucking classic

[12:41:18] Fucking beef and cheddar man

[12:41:30] Look at this.

[12:41:31] I'm just gonna leave.

[12:41:33] Alright, let's get you checked in here, man.

[12:41:38] How good is Raleigh's?

[12:41:40] A few years back in St. Louis, a guy downtown shot his roommate because he went to Raleigh's

[12:41:45] and forgot to get her over.

[12:41:47] Uh, four.

[12:41:48] Raleigh's is that good.

[12:41:49] Yes.

[12:41:50] Yeah.

[12:41:51] It's that fucking good chat.

[12:41:53] This gentleman didn't really want to talk to EMS, so I just kind of cleaned up the

[12:41:57] Yeah, I just kind of cleaned up the sundries, so I'm curious for you.

[12:42:01] I refuse!

[12:42:02] All right, well, we're going to get you into the bed here and Dr. Hauser's going to take

[12:42:05] a look at you, okay?

[12:42:07] All right.

[12:42:08] That's okay.

[12:42:09] Hey, Hauser.

[12:42:10] Here, sweet baby boy, for your food so you can eat.

[12:42:15] Look at this.

[12:42:16] Look at this, you guys.

[12:42:19] This is actually kind of gross.

[12:42:20] I don't know about this.

[12:42:21] I don't know.

[12:42:22] How did my, what happened to you?

[12:42:26] I was the hostage I got shot in the lower back and the fucking

[12:42:32] and his bleeding spot

[12:42:34] a half pound

[12:42:36] oh my god

[12:42:37] I don't, that's actually kinda gross

[12:42:42] see I don't know

[12:42:44] that's actually kinda

[12:42:46] this looks fine

[12:42:48] but even this

[12:42:53] that's good

[12:42:55] Okay, we put a half pound of America's favorite roast beef on this half pound beef and cheddar.

[12:43:04] What?

[12:43:05] Who wrote this?

[12:43:06] We put a half pound of America's favorite roast beef on this half pound beef and cheddar.

[12:43:15] That doesn't include the weight of the other stuff though, but we're certain the onion

[12:43:18] bun, cheddar, cheese sauce, and red ranch make it even heavier.

[12:43:24] If you could show Katrina, this is her 95.

[12:43:28] That's better.

[12:43:29] This is gonna be her.

[12:43:30] You kinda want Arby's?

[12:43:31] Katrina's a bro.

[12:43:32] 95 right here.

[12:43:33] You wanna see where Arby's really fucking thrives?

[12:43:37] This is where Arby's fucking thrives right here, baby.

[12:43:43] These moustics go fucking bonkers, dude.

[12:43:48] This is where Arby's fucking thrives right here.

[12:43:52] fucking nuts I mean don't what is this

[12:43:59] no yeah I don't give you a for dollar

[12:44:07] menu I'll let you feast thank you okay

[12:44:09] no thank you just talking around you

[12:44:13] be dead alright we'll come back to you

[12:44:15] fuck yeah I'm about to oh why am I hey

[12:44:19] I'm not sponsored by these guys yeah

[12:44:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that happened. Oh, yeah, I was just going to a quarter thousand. Oh, full-fledged shoulder.

[12:44:27] I got a lot of damage.

[12:44:28] I got multiple times.

[12:44:29] Who's high right now?

[12:44:30] We just needed more time.

[12:44:32] We just needed more time.

[12:44:33] I'm not getting...

[12:44:34] That's all we needed was more time, bro.

[12:44:36] Yeah, I think my shoulder...

[12:44:41] So you changed self in front of that brother.

[12:44:42] It was just shredded up pretty bad, but...

[12:44:44] You know, vest only covers so much.

[12:44:46] I don't need it. I'm just gonna get regular.

[12:44:48] I'm not like most people. I can't take them to the edge.

[12:44:50] I'm gonna get a small curly fry,

[12:44:56] Cuz I also want the fucking

[12:45:00] Milk shake look, I'm bulking right now, but I'm not

[12:45:05] I'm not going nuts

[12:45:08] I didn't take it. How's my throat not dead? Oh, it is I can taste blood

[12:45:13] I was just they just told me either. Yeah, I am in the water. I'm out. I couldn't do anything about it

[12:45:19] Wait, dr. How's it? You're only 21?

[12:45:21] No milkshake

[12:45:25] large potato cake

[12:45:29] my back hurts

[12:45:32] I didn't do anything

[12:45:35] I mean I'll tell him I didn't

[12:45:38] oh no

[12:45:41] oh he's gonna be so mad

[12:45:44] he's gonna be fewer as well

[12:45:46] do you think their chicken sandwich is good?

[12:45:48] like their spicy chicken?

[12:45:50] I mean if I were you I would be afraid of patty

[12:45:52] just probably a vice

[12:45:54] Now is it good or is a regular chicken all right good their chicken sandwiches are good

[12:46:07] I don't want tomato

[12:46:13] Order for you, what are you getting bro?

[12:46:17] Can't miss with the beef with just the fucking beef and shutter dude

[12:46:21] Okay, we're gonna do it. But I don't know they got a bunch of okay. I haven't had Arby's in like

[12:46:30] But you definitely want the fucking moustache whatever you do you want the mozzarella sticks, right a major mass

[12:46:36] areas or any police dog wait, where's my suit?

[12:46:41] Artery, so we're just gonna clean up and give you a couple sutures. I just have a police vest

[12:46:46] Yeah, I don't know if they're new shit's good or not

[12:46:51] I'll get you all situated.

[12:46:52] Yeah, it's his hunting right here, so he's got all the shots and stuff.

[12:46:55] That's good.

[12:46:56] Um, I mean, I don't want to say it at the risk of jinxing it, to be honest.

[12:47:02] It's been good.

[12:47:03] I mean, it's not AJ's dog, AJ's dog's name, Bullet.

[12:47:08] Oh, should I get a drink?

[12:47:10] I mean, you know, fuck around with a sprite, whatever.

[12:47:13] Okay, what do I want?

[12:47:15] I'm on, um, horsey and Arby's sauce, boy.

[12:47:22] I wonder if he's trained maybe he can follow the man's smiley face. Who's a good boy?

[12:47:30] Would you like a job doggy? Yeah, I'm hungry. Hey, you want to be police dog with a doggy don't work with the LSPD. Can you smell drugs?

[12:47:40] Banana milkshake

[12:47:42] Actually, yeah, um at rallies

[12:47:48] At rallies their banana milkshake is insane

[12:47:54] attention to the cup

[12:47:59] Majestic wait live PD was canceled. I saw the cops got canceled, which that's crazy

[12:48:11] What's balthough?

[12:48:16] There's they're waiting on I just this was it

[12:48:20] This guy that guy. Yeah

[12:48:25] BD canceled by Annie whoa

[12:48:30] Whoa, don't talk to me

[12:48:32] I don't talk to me. Don't talk to me, bro. You're talking to me. So stop stop you stop talking to me right now

[12:48:40] Bro, this is bullshit

[12:48:42] I'm done talking. Okay. You're still talking. Yeah, I like to you're well. I told you to stop

[12:48:50] Stop that shit bitch. I'm treating your wounds. Yeah, I'm about to treat your mother's womb

[12:48:56] I don't know open up your mouth. Let's find out

[12:49:07] That's not the way to the womb sir not the way that I could get to your room

[12:49:12] All right, you look so good here treated this anything two majors

[12:49:16] Nothing of value was lost. What do you mean? Hello?

[12:49:18] I think he's fucking don't being told that what's wrong with him

[12:49:22] So we'll get some back on his feet here in a three and two of one

[12:49:26] All righty

[12:49:30] Did I bet Jupiter you know his name by chance

[12:49:38] Here his name I've arrested him before his name was chase something

[12:49:44] Chase louder like chowder from my hometown

[12:49:49] Yeah chase cloud or that's right awesome. Thank you very much the dog wanted some fun

[12:49:59] Wherein you seek the grill?

[12:50:01] Just put it on the floor.

[12:50:04] Just make it look good.

[12:50:08] Disgusting.

[12:50:09] Is there a place where you seek the grill?

[12:50:11] No.

[12:50:12] Stop.

[12:50:13] What?

[12:50:14] Okay, it's not.

[12:50:15] I just thought maybe you might have been a member of mine.

[12:50:19] Alright, Vale, do you want to grab your suspects?

[12:50:23] Let me go right now.

[12:50:24] We should be able to use some of them.

[12:50:26] You know what the fuck you're doing with that crap peanut butter on your son?

[12:50:30] Can you let me go?

[12:50:32] Yes.

[12:50:33] Great. So do it.

[12:50:35] No.

[12:50:36] It will be hilarious.

[12:50:38] You know it'll be more hilarious than look on your face when I send you to prison.

[12:50:41] That's not funny.

[12:50:43] It is to me.

[12:50:44] Oh my god.

[12:50:46] Oh my god.

[12:50:48] Why is that funny to you?

[12:50:51] Because it's a stupid look of just this disgusting disappointment in yourself your stupid realization that you done fucked up

[12:50:58] Look, the only one's fucking up is you by not letting me go

[12:51:03] Because it's funny

[12:51:05] Like one of those fuck ups it just keeps happening here. I go not letting you go still yeah

[12:51:09] Well, I guess that's the thing about fuck ups. They keep fucking up

[12:51:14] 20276 Bishro PD 210 95's

[12:51:17] Hold on a second. What about my face to you? They look stupid, huh?

[12:51:21] The eyes can notice the matter.

[12:51:23] Oh my god!

[12:51:28] Are you okay?

[12:51:29] Oh no, you did it!

[12:51:30] Oh no, the what?

[12:51:35] The all of it.

[12:51:37] Oh no, you did it!

[12:51:41] Is that the first time anyone's ever entered into this?

[12:51:43] Oh no, you did it! No, you did not!

[12:51:45] I'm telling.

[12:51:47] Alright.

[12:51:49] I'm gonna tell.

[12:51:51] Listen sir, it's not your fault.

[12:51:53] It's not your fault.

[12:51:55] Understandable, I mean not everyone can look like me. Okay, I'm telling I can see that I can hear it, too

[12:52:04] It's telling. Oh, no

[12:52:07] Okay, I can walk. I'm sure you can sir. I know that's about it. I've seen it. I know you

[12:52:15] You don't need to prove a thing to me

[12:52:31] Oh, yeah, absolutely can once I get you safely stowed away in your night

[12:52:35] I don't know, you are my prisoner sir and therefore I am responsible for your safety and it's just not safe to have you walking around here. It's gonna be dangerous. I'm afraid for you. No, I don't trust you, you know. I think something might happen to you.

[12:52:49] You don't like my face and you can't trust me, eh?

[12:52:51] No, you might hit your head on a pipe or something, you know. I don't want you to get hurt.

[12:52:55] Why do you guys got exposed pipes?

[12:52:57] Well, I mean, you know things happen

[12:53:14] What even happened that's so bad

[12:53:17] Armed robbery shooting at a hostage. I did not you shot right at him right in front of me

[12:53:23] So I was shooting at you guys. Well, you missed you hit the hostage you guys shot the hostage

[12:53:27] I absolutely did not someone did okay, sir before we talk about any who shot who let me just make sure you're aware of your rights

[12:53:35] Okay, you do have the right to remain silent if you choose to anything you do or say from here on out can and will be used against doing

[12:53:40] Court of law if I have an attorney present with you during any of my questioning if you'd like an attorney to can afford it

[12:53:44] One would be appointed to you by the state of San Andreas at no cost if there's one available

[12:53:47] You can choose to go with these right today's time to understand this right to you sir. Yep fantastic. All right

[12:53:52] Mr. Clowder once last time you got arrested. Oh

[12:53:55] Who can say?

[12:53:56] Well, I can say let me check

[12:54:00] Chase

[12:54:02] Clouder, there you are. Uh, looks like your ass first was May 15th. Okay. It was actually by deputy Joey keys

[12:54:10] It was classified. That's not even that long ago

[12:54:13] Sure, it was it was classified as harmless evading. That's interesting

[12:54:17] Joyriding reckless evading class 2 firearm

[12:54:20] Possession of oxy possessed a cocaine to some marijuana that ring a bell. Let me ask you something. Mm-hmm

[12:54:25] You look like you eat a lot of Arby's.

[12:54:27] That's not a question.

[12:54:29] What's your favorite thing on the menu?

[12:54:34] Uh, I've never been there, sir. I'm not really sure.

[12:54:35] That's not true.

[12:54:37] Okay.

[12:54:39] I'm sure they have sandwiches.

[12:54:40] I'd say probably a nice sandwich of some kind.

[12:54:43] What kind?

[12:54:44] Why do you use your husband as a hostage?

[12:54:46] Maybe roast beef.

[12:54:47] Maybe roast beef.

[12:54:49] Look, all right.

[12:54:50] I'm gonna give you some beef.

[12:54:52] You keep looking at me with those lies.

[12:54:54] Okay.

[12:54:54] All right, Mr. Clowder.

[12:54:55] Let's go ahead and get your charges written up here, shall we?

[12:54:57] Today we're going to be looking at a first-degree robbery, one count of kidnapping, one count

[12:55:05] of...

[12:55:06] Crone Pacific Class 1 firearm, one count of Pyshevoxy, and one count of attempted murder

[12:55:15] of a peace officer.

[12:55:16] And double down, go to Bepshram.

[12:55:18] And double one count of attempted murder for the hostage.

[12:55:21] Here we go, not in person, hang on.

[12:55:24] Uh, where's the, oh, it's the attempted murder of a government employee, that's why.

[12:55:29] Alright.

[12:55:32] Alright, as well as attempted murder.

[12:55:33] Yeah.

[12:55:34] No, I don't know.

[12:55:37] Do you have a gang affiliation to the-

[12:55:39] I'm in the East Side ballas.

[12:55:41] Okay.

[12:55:42] 495, show me back tonight.

[12:55:47] Okay.

[12:55:51] Also earlier, I hit the power plant.

[12:55:55] Did you know?

[12:55:56] Right.

[12:55:57] Oh, okay.

[12:55:58] Okay, that's very interesting.

[12:55:59] Uh, how'd that go?

[12:56:00] I did it.

[12:56:01] Did you succeed or?

[12:56:02] Yeah.

[12:56:03] No.

[12:56:03] Yep.

[12:56:04] I...

[12:56:06] You can.

[12:56:06] Hold on a second.

[12:56:07] Can you just let me go real quick?

[12:56:11] Yes.

[12:56:13] Which one?

[12:56:14] All of it.

[12:56:15] Okay.

[12:56:16] I will be back with some food for you.

[12:56:18] Like a lot of food.

[12:56:20] This is the only time I eat

[12:56:22] when I'm in jail.

[12:56:23] Bench trial!

[12:56:42] Is he mad?

[12:56:45] I don't think so.

[12:56:48] I hope no one's mad.

[12:56:49] Yeah, Ripley doesn't get mad.

[12:56:57] Yo, Okinawa with $10.

[12:57:16] Well, let me start from the bottom here.

[12:57:18] Uh, I'm probably done with that $5 donation.

[12:57:22] True.

[12:57:23] Gassy with $5 says here, sweet boy,

[12:57:25] for your food so you can eat.

[12:57:27] Aw.

[12:57:31] Thanks.

[12:57:32] Okinawa with $10 says Gassy giving you enough for a dollar menu.

[12:57:35] Here's $10 so you can feast, boy!

[12:57:40] Get the premium Arby's roast beef at $10.30.

[12:57:43] Oh, this meal actually might be kind of rough.

[12:57:45] We'll see squids

[12:57:51] Five gifted thanks again for that taco beef boy with five in a row

[12:57:56] Says oh my god five months into three months three. Hey look at weird deer. Thanks for the six

[12:58:04] precia

[12:58:07] El Jeff snow El Jeff s El Jeffy snow. I think that's right. I don't know

[12:58:12] Real squids. Yeah, this is the real squids

[12:58:15] You're gonna watch me at Arby's live on stream. No

[12:58:17] I

[12:58:19] Wouldn't let a stranger watch me all right, mr. Clowder

[12:58:24] Got you some food here and water

[12:58:27] Why would I have a judge bench trial?

[12:58:30] Did what why why would I have a bench trial? What are you talking about?

[12:58:35] Are you just saying bench trial like it does something right?

[12:58:39] Alec is it okay? It doesn't

[12:58:42] Well, give me it. No, please

[12:58:44] Why?

[12:58:45] Come on, that'll be funny.

[12:58:49] It should be hilarious, true, but you need to, like, do you have grounds to, you talk

[12:58:53] to a, like, they don't, they have busy lives, they're not going to come in here.

[12:58:56] No, they don't.

[12:58:57] Because someone said the word's bentrel.

[12:58:58] Yes, they will.

[12:58:59] Are you going to charge?

[12:59:00] Is there some reason you want to talk to them?

[12:59:01] Yeah, I don't think I did any of it.

[12:59:03] But you definitely did, and you know you did.

[12:59:05] Nah.

[12:59:06] I mean, as you and I stand here, you can definitely recall the events that Justin

[12:59:09] pulled in.

[12:59:10] You know that you're responsible for the charge.

[12:59:11] I think really that I was trying to protect the hostage.

[12:59:14] Okay, you actually didn't even hear the charges yet.

[12:59:17] You don't even know what you're being charged with, if anything.

[12:59:20] Right. That's true. What are they?

[12:59:22] Okay, does it even matter?

[12:59:24] Yes, it matters.

[12:59:26] Are you going to contest them no matter what?

[12:59:30] I don't know, let me hear them.

[12:59:32] Okay, sounds like you're going to contest them no matter what.

[12:59:34] I gotta hear them.

[12:59:36] Alright.

[12:59:37] Bench trial.

[12:59:38] Okay, well, I was going to let you go, but unfortunately...

[12:59:41] should do that it'd be funny. Hold on a second. If you're gonna let me go there's no reason

[12:59:49] for a best trial bro. No! Shit! Time slurved. Okay. I went ahead and had a quick talk with

[13:00:19] you with my other officers here. We've agreed on the charges as follows. One kind of first

[13:00:23] degree robbery that's 20 months. One kind of kidnapping that's 14. One kind of criminal

[13:00:28] possession of a class one firearm without a license for the combat pistol that's

[13:00:31] seven months one count of misdemeanor possession of oxy for the hundred

[13:00:34] milligram bottle we found that's seven and what kind of salt with the weapon

[13:00:38] that's 21 until we open at 69 months in Bollingbrook map and security pen

[13:00:42] century and I find it $5,175 what if what how about none of it okay what

[13:00:50] about none of it how about that come on we all laughed did we though sure

[13:00:57] Let me just, can I, may I just recap a little bit about what happened to it?

[13:01:03] Yep.

[13:01:04] And then you can see how absurd your request is here.

[13:01:06] You took a person against their will to a gas station in Mirror Park, a heavily populated

[13:01:11] neighborhood of residents of the city.

[13:01:13] You then pointed guns at him, police responded in force, okay?

[13:01:17] You attempted to forcefully gain access to the businesses safe, full of money that

[13:01:20] they earned, okay, over the week.

[13:01:24] While making demands of the police outside, okay?

[13:01:27] break down and police were forced to to to make entry risking their lives to save

[13:01:33] the hostage's life and they at that point you shot at the police officers and

[13:01:36] the hostage all of you are then shot brothers everywhere there's damage to all

[13:01:42] the windows there's bullet holes in the walls that businesses out of commission

[13:01:44] for a while okay that's for cells lose cigarettes okay do you think that's

[13:01:50] an appropriate response yes there's a criminal that they're criminals okay I

[13:01:55] don't believe I could certainly send somebody over the best of your better

[13:01:57] ways to go about this Mr. Clowder than by what you did tonight.

[13:02:03] I disagree.

[13:02:04] Is there a police report about this Mr. Clowder about these selling loose cigarettes?

[13:02:07] I don't know.

[13:02:08] I've yelled it at people.

[13:02:09] Okay, well I've screamed it.

[13:02:12] That's not the same as...

[13:02:13] How is that not the same?

[13:02:14] That's pretty much the same.

[13:02:16] That's absolutely nothing to do with it.

[13:02:17] No, you have to actually sit down on an officer and fill out a police report.

[13:02:20] I screamed it and then I threw a brick through a target window.

[13:02:24] Okay, well that would definitely not quite get the message across.

[13:02:28] What did not know definitely not definitely not

[13:02:33] 100% no

[13:02:35] Even if the

[13:02:38] What did Patty what did Patty have to do with that? Okay? You took poor Patty out of his routine

[13:02:42] He was on his way somewhere. Okay, you scared the daylight's out of him. Okay, he got shot as a result

[13:02:48] I've seen him do some bad stuff. Okay, so you know you're saying this is the Patty just earned what you did to him

[13:02:53] I'm not gonna say that that's on you to say cuz you shot him okay. I did not shoot mr.. Patrick

[13:03:01] No, well, I definitely watch the bullet you you shot and how do you watch a bullet? I am I have very great vision

[13:03:10] This is a good time I got off of here like 6 30

[13:03:15] I'm found

[13:03:17] You're watching that now you're watching me. Ha ha you're watching me now each

[13:03:27] The spot of the Arby's origin story

[13:03:33] First time you ordered in years. Oh, man. Is that what started it back up?

[13:03:39] That's a this this has the relapse

[13:03:43] Has Logan mathed yet?

[13:03:51] nine hours

[13:03:57] All right, this guy's tear this guy's wrong

[13:03:59] Are the sub goals and discord?

[13:04:05] I'll never eat Arby's in front of strangers. Oh

[13:04:11] Oh, how much changes in four years?

[13:04:21] It's two more days.

[13:04:23] It's 48 more hours?

[13:04:26] Oh, my god.

[13:04:31] Arby's Mukbang win.

[13:04:33] I ate Arby's shirtless the other day.

[13:04:35] I'd do it again.

[13:04:36] We can make that the 31K sub goal.

[13:04:40] Shirtless Arby's again.

[13:04:47] The sub goal of keeping the stream going.

[13:04:49] You think?

[13:04:50] Yeah.

[13:04:50] Absolutely.

[13:04:51] Jared with five.

[13:04:53] Latina

[13:04:55] What's the 30k so go? Oh, it was awesome, man. You should have been here for it

[13:04:59] Man, that was good

[13:05:07] Man, that was good

[13:05:16] Chopper he loves to fuck people over as much as humanly possible

[13:05:21] Holy fucking shit

[13:05:23] five gifted

[13:05:29] stream

[13:05:30] elements

[13:05:33] Subtimer

[13:05:34] This is the longest you've gone without dropping it to 30 seconds

[13:05:39] chat better appreciate it yeah I decided to do it every week this year and

[13:05:45] that's probably how I'll do it moving forward but then I but then I fucked up

[13:05:51] and I did I didn't minute subs for like I think until I did it for longer yeah I

[13:06:01] did it I did it I did I did that for longer

[13:06:03] whoops those longer than a week it's Sunday not Saturday this is day 15 it's

[13:06:16] It's been half a month.

[13:06:17] Ha ha ha.

[13:06:20] Yep.

[13:06:27] Day 15!

[13:06:30] Best two weeks?

[13:06:32] I think we still got two more weeks in us.

[13:06:34] That's so long.

[13:06:41] I started integrating the insult fuck freaking to your vocab.

[13:06:45] Don't call people that.

[13:06:50] Call me that!

[13:06:53] All right, so nine hours.

[13:06:56] OK.

[13:06:59] So take this.

[13:07:04] We'll ban 45 and 30.

[13:07:20] I'm saying no, no.

[13:07:23] I feel like Pete is actually saying that now.

[13:07:26] He said nine hours.

[13:07:28] So that's what, 31 hours, 3110, right?

[13:07:35] And unless I'm terrible at math, nine plus two is 11.

[13:07:45] 33-ish, the whole, hey, hey, hey.

[13:07:50] Round up. Round up!

[13:07:52] If we're rounding, then I'm going down.

[13:07:54] Fucking, you fuckfreaks.

[13:08:05] Alright, it's over.

[13:08:18] Oh, should I accidentally leave the wrong one?

[13:08:20] Whoops.

[13:08:24] Whoops. Whoopsies.

[13:08:32] I put a little extra on there, because I'm a nice guy.

[13:08:38] Put a little extra on there.

[13:08:46] Time to start Golden Kappa.

[13:08:56] I think if we got a Golden Kappa, this would get juiced into the weekend.

[13:09:00] Yeah, I think it would.

[13:09:13] I wear the fuck is my sub count layover.

[13:09:17] Uh oh.

[13:09:18] Browser.

[13:09:33] Subs.

[13:09:34] The name's already in use.

[13:09:38] Oh.

[13:09:39] Oh.

[13:09:40] Okay.

[13:09:41] So, duplicate.

[13:09:42] Add existing.

[13:09:51] Sub.

[13:09:52] Nice.

[13:09:53] Mmm.

[13:09:54] That's so long.

[13:09:56] Nice.

[13:09:57] Huge.

[13:09:58] Sunday Toxic Town?

[13:10:01] nice huge Sunday toxic town that's what you people want that please god no

[13:10:27] well hold on to say hey hold on don't say it like that no thank you there wow

[13:10:35] look at that someone with some fucking manners in the chat it's day 15 me may

[13:10:55] I'm holding out until they sponsor me again because they're talking about it

[13:11:03] you bought the full game and it ran worse than the demo classic wait don't

[13:11:24] sub amounts drop tomorrow they do sub amounts drop tomorrow but the promotion

[13:11:29] does keep going the sub amounts will drop when I get back on stream yep I

[13:11:44] know we keep something out till the end of the promo no I could I could go to

[13:15:01] This place that actually just fucking triggered me and journey of conquest so far

[13:15:06] Sweden

[13:15:09] Trippin swen I don't think these guys look alike. They just both have big beards

[13:15:16] People get beer blocked a lot next episode I think should be in Switzerland

[13:15:24] Oh

[13:15:33] Holy shit this restaurant just kind of looks like it kind of looks like an outback a little bit

[13:16:03] Holy fuck

[13:16:12] You'll think this looks like outback

[13:16:15] Look at this guy he looks like an outback bartender

[13:16:18] He's got the cheatup rip.

[13:16:33] That dude's huge.

[13:16:34] I think the beer guy is just so small, maybe.

[13:16:42] That looks good.

[13:16:48] All the competitive beer guys are tiny.

[13:16:50] Metallica is this guy insane?

[13:17:04] This seems like my kind of place.

[13:17:07] Yeah, that man does not know how to use a microphone.

[13:17:15] Oh shit, they got pyrotechnics and everything.

[13:17:32] then he'll throw it up you know that's actually smart to do that because I've

[13:17:39] heard that purging is a huge thing in the competitive eating community so that

[13:17:44] that's good that's that's a purge check that's that's good very frowned upon

[13:17:56] purging I thought it was common so they can check that you don't special

[13:18:04] Oh shit. That's a good, that's a good knife. That's a lot. Usually I feel like these give

[13:18:14] like shitty t-shirts. That's a, that's a good prize. Do you eat it as a sandwich here or

[13:18:33] do you deconstruct? I feel like I deconstruct and I try to get through the bread first.

[13:18:39] Yeah, you break it down. I feel like I break it down too. And I try to get through the

[13:18:45] bread first cuz once you get through the bread you're good right bread last no I

[13:18:56] mean I don't I don't I don't think I could eat that I'm sorry I mean I don't

[13:19:04] think I would need an hour to eat that there any Austin food challenges you

[13:19:13] can do I you know my like my like I feel like that there's there's been times

[13:19:21] where I could do something like this but my like uh my like my extreme appetite

[13:19:29] that comes in bursts right these guys are these guys consistently have an

[13:19:36] appetite like that but you can't do you can't do food challenges on twitch

[13:19:47] anyways to get to us I can't watch this watch this why not

[13:20:04] a little too gross for me against you as well I'm pretty sure you can

[13:20:11] reaction. I just mean doing food challenges is against TOS on Twitch. It's considered

[13:20:15] a cell farm. Also, Twitch is really, they're really, really, um, they really, they really

[13:20:31] don't like bodily fluids being shown. That's the only time I've ever gotten a warning.

[13:20:36] This is when I showed a girl throwing up. So any sort of like bodily fluids there,

[13:20:42] Yeah, they're really strict about that.

[13:20:45] They don't like that shit.

[13:20:47] You can show your fucking, you know, you can show the inside of your pussy and your tits

[13:20:51] and shit, but that, you know, that pussy better not be wet, is that?

[13:20:58] You're getting in trouble for that.

[13:21:03] Yep.

[13:21:04] Are you okay?

[13:21:05] Yeah, they don't like that.

[13:21:15] They don't like bodily fluids being shown.

[13:21:20] That's...

[13:21:21] Do the blazing challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[13:21:25] I think, I think I could, how many wings is it, six?

[13:21:31] I think I could do it if I sped through it.

[13:21:35] But I'd be hurting, because I'm not like, I like heat,

[13:21:39] I like spicy, but I'm not like a fucking maniac

[13:21:41] like some of these guys are.

[13:21:43] Yeah, you gotta speed through it, right?

[13:21:47] Because you don't want it to catch up to you.

[13:21:50] Because I feel like that's the thing

[13:21:51] with spicy food, it ramps, right?

[13:21:54] It ramps, you know?

[13:21:58] Would I do hot ones?

[13:22:00] Yeah, I think I'd be fine to do that, you know?

[13:22:03] Because I can do spice.

[13:22:06] I won't sit there and tank it like some people do.

[13:22:12] Dude, do you know who has the highest spice tolerance

[13:22:17] I've ever seen in my life?

[13:22:20] Raffle Gator's wife, Stephanie.

[13:22:24] She, bro, we had to get wings with them once

[13:22:29] and she got the fucking, she got the hottest

[13:22:32] fucking flavor, not even phase, man.

[13:22:37] Not even phase.

[13:22:39] Married, maybe not married.

[13:22:41] Is she Asian?

[13:22:43] Yeah.

[13:22:45] Yep, that's it.

[13:22:50] Yeah, that's what it is.

[13:22:53] There you go, okay.

[13:22:55] All right.

[13:22:57] No, she's not Asian.

[13:22:58] Now, now how do you feel?

[13:23:00] How do you feel now?

[13:23:02] Now how, now how does that make you feel?

[13:23:05] Racist, racist, racist!

[13:23:08] Yep.

[13:23:09] How do you feel?

[13:23:10] Now how do you feel?

[13:23:12] Racist, racist!

[13:23:21] Bring soda to one of Rob's VR events.

[13:23:23] Could be a good, so-goal.

[13:23:28] Thank God I'm the streamer, man.

[13:23:41] This is what you do with Rob?

[13:23:44] What an awful suggestion, yeah.

[13:23:47] It's not very good.

[13:23:49] You did what with blue haze

[13:23:53] Blue haze did give me a

[13:23:57] Give me a virtual lap dance. You know, I'm I'm glad that I

[13:24:02] I'm glad that I'm glad that I didn't get to end up into VR chat because I because I was starting to get it

[13:24:08] You know, this was during quarantine

[13:24:10] When everyone was particularly lonely and there were a few times I went in there and you know, I'm

[13:24:16] I'm getting I'm getting my virtual lap dance by blue haze and Rob is just sitting in the corner in the

[13:24:20] cock corner just watching them like yeah this is awesome huh and uh yeah I'm gonna

[13:24:27] be honest right I you know he was like he was like yeah it kind of like feels

[13:24:32] like but she's actually touching you and stuff right like like if you really if

[13:24:37] and I'm like you know like a little bit man a little bit a little bit man it's

[13:24:47] dangerous yeah when you get like it like real immersed you know what I mean

[13:24:51] it's hard to explain but I'm telling you yeah you guys almost did lose me I was

[13:25:01] like five more Rob freak off so way for me like oh can't eat you hello chat son

[13:25:08] has anyone watched Navarro po today yeah almost man almost Irish Asian I

[13:25:30] I don't know. I don't know how a weeb sound.

[13:25:33] I'm not racist!

[13:25:35] What about when I was racist?

[13:25:38] That's how- I was doing a weeb voice, man.

[13:25:43] I was doing a weeb voice.

[13:25:45] Pop of the number to you, lad.

[13:25:55] Yeah, man.

[13:25:56] That's all I'm saying.

[13:25:58] Now do the Asian voice for comparison.

[13:26:07] I remember when that woman did that, I remember when that woman did that, watch you do that,

[13:26:18] that was so funny, I made her do it, it was funny, watch you fucking do that, you tricked

[13:26:31] her, how did that, no I didn't trick her, you're so excited to run it up, should we

[13:26:38] check it on Wrangler first? No please god no. It's another certified...

[13:27:19] This one has a lot of...

[13:27:24] You got freedom of speech!

[13:27:58] Mike Block Oilers now is your time to shine! Now's actually...

[13:28:06] You've been waiting for 15 days! It's now...

[13:28:13] Now it's the... It's the Mike Blockathon now! We had 50 days of Wrangler!

[13:28:17] Let's go for 50 days of mic block, guys!

[13:28:23] Yes, guys!

[13:28:24] 50 days of mic block, let's go!

[13:28:27] About time? Sorry, you guys know I get Wrangler locks.

[13:28:37] 50 with 5, 50 with 20?

[13:28:40] Better music than Wrangler.

[13:30:32] I got 100 on it.

[13:31:24] It actually did happen last night, right before I ended stream.

[13:31:45] Brown paper?

[13:31:46] I listen to my music really loud.

[13:32:18] I listen to my music.

[13:32:28] When Chelsea's in the car with me my radio is up all the way

[13:32:39] What I don't know man. I need so I need some fucking I need a system in the escalate man

[13:32:53] That's really what I need

[13:33:03] I need the spinners I gotta put some spinners on it and take it to the fucking Austin dunk off

[13:33:13] Donk off

[13:33:15] Now it's too quiet bullshit. His RP is stupid our spinners coming back

[13:33:26] It's all he does.

[13:33:30] I hope they are.

[13:33:31] No.

[13:33:32] Come on.

[13:33:33] Zoomers, bring back spinners, please.

[13:33:36] Zoomers, please bring back spinners.

[13:33:38] They're bringing back pippets, which I think leaves their thinking spinners are cool.

[13:33:44] I'm just kidding.

[13:33:45] I think that they are.

[13:33:46] I always thought spinners were kind of cool.

[13:33:53] I still think they're cool, too.

[13:33:55] The one will run it up.

[13:34:05] All right.

[13:34:07] Boopa with five!

[13:34:09] Haha!

[13:34:28] I still got this.

[13:34:38] Is the timer working?

[13:34:40] I don't know.

[13:34:44] Probably.

[13:34:49] It's not adding twitch stuff.

[13:34:51] We got a math guy, it's fine.

[13:34:53] We got a math guy.

[13:34:57] Yeah, if someone gives 5,000 subs right now, I won't sleep till the sub-a-thon is over

[13:35:12] I mean, if I if I get proof that he has my

[13:35:22] My voice line for a sub. I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer. I'm just gonna be real

[13:35:30] Wrangler the deputy

[13:35:32] Feed the fuck did yesterday's twitch subs get added. Yes. I did it like 15 minutes ago

[13:35:40] Get moose on hooker dude. I moose makes me so fucking mad. Okay. Here's the thing I

[13:35:48] I I do not care about bloom I

[13:35:54] Swear to God. I don't care about bloom. Why it doesn't he play his best character, man

[13:36:00] Why doesn't he play his best character? It doesn't make any sense to me

[13:36:05] God damn. I don't care about bloom

[13:36:08] Holy shit

[13:36:11] Hooker so much better his best character is Verne. No dog. I'm telling you

[13:36:19] Hooker is his best character easily

[13:36:24] buy a lot

[13:36:26] Hop

[13:36:32] Wrangler is better than Mike

[13:36:35] I'm different strokes for different folks. Okay a lot of people there's a I have a lot of characters and a lot of people have

[13:36:43] You know, there's there's a lot of varying opinions on which one is the best, you know

[13:36:48] Some people think Wrangler is my best character some people say Mike other people say Jane Obama, you know, it's just

[13:36:54] Gotta we gotta we gotta we got a we got a variety here

[13:36:59] You know what I mean? I'm gonna need that bitch now

[13:37:13] Yeah

[13:37:16] Murder is cool Vagos Bob

[13:37:27] Some people unironically think that

[13:37:29] The Vagos Bob is my best character.

[13:37:32] Where are you running?

[13:37:58] There is actually nowhere- I'ma let you live.

[13:38:15] Tell them who did this to you.

[13:38:18] Tell them it was Mike Block.

[13:38:22] Is the witch in the wood still the lore?

[13:38:40] Man, you're talking to me like I

[13:38:45] actually have some sort of- You're talking to me like I have some kind of

[13:38:50] idea man, I don't fucking know.

[13:38:51] you're talking to me like I have some sort of continuity with my lore it is

[13:38:58] fucking say things I'm like hey dog I got fucking robot eyes and shit and people

[13:39:07] like write that down right then hey dog I'm not my motherfucking picky turns into

[13:39:13] a little gun from James Bond and shit you know holy shit right that fucking

[13:39:18] shit right that shit down that's the Lord just me saying shit stupid me

[13:39:26] thinking again yeah you fucked up there that's fan what's up man the Wayne the

[13:39:33] block Johnson might want to be careful with that I hear I hear the rocks pretty

[13:39:44] protective of his brand I broke my keybinds and I can't play on any RP

[13:39:49] server buddy this isn't wow you don't need to have crazy keybinds mapped out

[13:39:56] all you need is the talking button that's all you need is the talking

[13:40:04] button man I feel like your MMO locked oh shit hey someone driving a car in this

[13:40:18] bit hey yo y'all got it y'all this is a drive-thru hold up I know that let me

[13:40:29] get my ass in line dog hold up get the bike

[13:40:39] what's up y'all why I just saw I just see a fucking car yo I really about it

[13:41:05] Today, please huh with respect. I've really got it. Hey, I don't give a fuck about none of that

[13:41:12] I need food dog. You go give me that shit

[13:41:15] What how the fuck you don't got food when you do because we just sold the last of our food nah

[13:41:21] No, bro. What you mean the car just like you give you fries. He didn't get anything

[13:41:26] Yeah, come up off some fries. Yeah, damn. Yeah, fuck you fries. Is that fine?

[13:41:31] Yeah, see they're going other car fuck you mean this ain't a drink. Oh, I have

[13:41:37] You got some drank

[13:41:38] No, I don't even have this y'all got pimp juice from Nelly y'all got Nelly's energy drink pimp juice

[13:41:45] No, I'm sorry. No y'all don't you know, I got no pimp juice from Nelly

[13:41:52] All right

[13:41:53] Sorry, what's wrong? I

[13:41:56] I woke up and I have no food and people are asking us for food and I need to close well

[13:42:02] It's probably because you're standing at a restaurant behind the counter

[13:42:08] Yeah

[13:42:12] Hey

[13:42:14] I hope you have a burger tastic day. Hold up. Maybe I can get you some food to sell or some show

[13:42:21] Okay, I appreciate it though. Well, how you gonna get food?

[13:42:26] Uh, we have ingredients, we just have to make food.

[13:42:29] Oh, and ain't that, like...

[13:42:32] Ain't that how restaurants be working?

[13:42:35] Yeah.

[13:42:37] Oh, yeah.

[13:42:38] Yeah, that makes sense.

[13:42:40] So why don't you just make food and then you'll have some?

[13:42:43] Because I also have to go pick up like cheese and potatoes.

[13:42:46] Oh.

[13:42:47] You want me to give that for you?

[13:42:49] Nothing. Yeah, I appreciate it though.

[13:42:51] Alright, that's cool.

[13:42:53] I well I'm gonna swing back around and collect my protection and some shit

[13:42:59] $50 and I'll kill anyone that messes with y'all and I give you $50 to prevent cars from coming into this area

[13:43:07] Yeah, I could I could give you you could give me $50 to shut down the drive-thru. I

[13:43:14] Just want you to verbally tell people to stop using this as a drive-thru

[13:43:18] That's it. Hey, I'll verbally tell him with my Glock because when I pull the trigger it talk a lot

[13:43:25] Hey, if you pull up in this drive-thru you go get shot. All right

[13:43:29] No, I close my eyes and all I hear is body drop

[13:43:34] You know what I'm saying

[13:43:39] All right, bye

[13:43:43] Hey free Tibet y'all

[13:43:59] Hey

[13:44:00] I just did something good too

[13:44:12] Realistic fast food worker, I'll be

[13:44:15] I'm just pissed off because everyone's asking me for food

[13:44:18] He's working at a restaurant

[13:44:21] That sounds like a Mike block bet man. What the fuck y'all hey, I ain't got that shit

[13:44:30] I don't fucking got that shit for you dog. Fuck you saying that shit to me for

[13:44:35] hahaha

[13:44:37] hahaha

[13:44:39] nah fuck that

[13:44:41] no this is bad

[13:44:43] yeah same energy

[13:44:45] hahaha

[13:44:47] there's no

[13:44:49] food here

[13:44:51] why you asking me for that shit I don't got that

[13:44:53] fuck that

[13:45:11] by the driveaway I got a job to do

[13:45:13] keep gambling, keep winning

[13:45:24] yeah you know what you have

[13:45:45] if everyone hates the character like why does he keep playing

[13:45:47] Does he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's IP?

[13:45:51] I love ruining RP. I love ruining RP. I love it. I love it. I love it. I do that. I actually

[13:46:02] do that. Hey, don't be driving cars. But don't do that. Don't drive a car in here, yo. Did

[13:46:20] Mike drive, did Mike buy a car? Oh yeah, I think Mike does have a car. Hey, bro. Can

[13:46:28] you buy me some fucking shit to drink, dawg?

[13:46:30] Why? What do you need?

[13:46:32] Some water or something. Yeah, damn the fuck yeah, okay fucking death or some shit

[13:46:38] What the fuck did I say to you dog?

[13:46:43] So you might have a preference. No, give me that shit too bitch

[13:46:51] Hey, buy me some shit to drink yo

[13:46:53] We need I'll give a fuck goddamn

[13:46:57] stupid ass

[13:46:59] Man, I can't do it. So what do you mean?

[13:47:01] Man, you better give me something to drink, too, bitch.

[13:47:03] You didn't use that chainsaw?

[13:47:05] Yeah, I did.

[13:47:07] And I'm gonna use it again if someone drives a car in here.

[13:47:09] Hell yeah.

[13:47:11] I'm about to do that right now, probably.

[13:47:13] You're gonna try the Cyro.

[13:47:15] It'll work.

[13:47:17] Hey, give me the money out of the register, bitch.

[13:47:19] Hey, y'all want me to hold it down?

[13:47:21] Uh, that's what...

[13:47:23] That's what...

[13:47:27] Uh, yeah, I'm gonna use it again.

[13:47:29] Alright, yeah, I got y'all, I'ma hold it down.

[13:47:33] Hit the fuck outta here, we don't got foo-

[13:47:38] Hey, hold it down.

[13:47:45] Always sell us murder.

[13:48:08] I got drugs for sale here.

[13:48:11] Yes, I was hired by the burger shop motherfuckers.

[13:48:14] Absolutely I was.

[13:48:24] Such a hard-working young man.

[13:48:29] man you know he's really turning around isn't he block Donald's I mean if Mac

[13:48:40] was here Mac Donald's you're too sleepy I mean it's all good I'm gonna be on for

[13:48:53] the next 12 hours so you just you know little guy you just join us whenever you

[13:49:03] get the energy but you should really develop I'm telling you I swear to God

[13:49:07] chameleon cold brew is a life hack it's the closest we're ever gonna get

[13:49:13] to the Limitless Pill? No, I guess that's Adderall. It's the second closest we'll ever get to the Limitless Pill.

[13:49:18] Yo, what if I did Adderall and Chameleon Concentrate Cold Brew? Holy!

[13:49:26] I would actually probably cure cancer. 32k sub go-

[13:49:39] Rip heart? Adderall doesn't make your heart go fat. Not really, that's not exactly how it works.

[13:49:46] sometimes yes it does really I never really felt like that what kind of

[13:49:57] Adderall are y'all doing Dr. Pent up in this I fucking snorted Adderall before

[13:50:06] off of the back of a lottery ticket off of the back of a scratch off and I

[13:50:10] would in that I was fine and it make my I was also drunk is that why anytime I've

[13:50:17] ever snorted Adderall I've been drunk is that why maybe that's why okay yeah

[13:50:25] that's why all right that makes sense never mind what chameleon is your

[13:50:42] favor here's my flavor I like the mocha and I like even though the chameleon

[13:50:51] cold brew have blocked me and they've sent me multiple cease and desist that I

[13:50:55] immediately just throw in the trash and they they're like please stop trying

[13:50:59] to represent our brand okay I don't care about any of that I'll tell you

[13:51:02] right now I feel like chameleon cold brew they're like the only over-the-counter

[13:51:07] cold brew brand where the beans are actually good quality right and they're

[13:51:13] not bitter anytime you get any other kind of cold brew mm-hmm hey bitch hey stop

[13:51:30] what you're doing just driving through we do a bit of shit lording

[13:51:38] snipe them next time I do have a sniper rifle I've went through three bottles of

[13:51:56] of the community in Coldberg Concentrate.

[13:51:58] I ran out today.

[13:52:00] Chelsea, Chelsea re-elped me with three bottles

[13:52:03] at the beginning of the sub-a-thon.

[13:52:04] In 15 days, I went through three fucking bottles.

[13:52:09] Whoops.

[13:52:14] I'm good.

[13:52:15] No, I'm good.

[13:52:16] You need to relax.

[13:52:17] You need to relax.

[13:52:19] Look at that sub-count.

[13:52:21] I need my brew.

[13:52:24] The show must go on, baby.

[13:52:28] I can't be good for you.

[13:52:29] It's fine.

[13:52:32] It's a bit of brew.

[13:52:34] I actually am addicted to caffeine.

[13:52:38] What's everyone's having for- what is everyone having for dinner?

[13:52:40] Your mother's ass?

[13:52:46] Holy!

[13:52:49] Your mother's balls?

[13:52:55] I'm sorry.

[13:52:56] That guy's probably fucking sitting there like-

[13:52:58] Pfft!

[13:52:58] I'm just trying to make friends!

[13:53:00] Fuck, he always does that to me!

[13:53:02] I don't know what I'm gonna have for dinner.

[13:53:15] Probably your mother's ass.

[13:53:18] Okay.

[13:53:19] Uh...

[13:53:20] I don't know yeah chameleon does have girl scout flavored coffee it's pretty

[13:54:01] good a girl scout cookie flavor I got I gotta say that girl scout cookie flavor

[13:54:05] yeah oh no our pentas canceled fuck I'm sorry there's adult girl scouts it's fine

[13:54:39] oh shit why'd they block me they said it was a mistake but I don't think it was

[13:54:58] Hey, bro

[13:55:01] Don't come to the boat don't come to the burger shop, bro. That shit is closed. We don't fucking serve food anymore

[13:55:07] It's crazy. Yeah, don't come up in there, bro

[13:55:10] Don't don't drive a car up in that bitch either too because I got something for your dumb ass, bro for real

[13:55:15] No way about that. I might be on the car. Good. Don't do that shit, bro

[13:55:31] Do not do that

[13:55:32] You got to fix this random words being auto corrected into emotes. What the fuck do you want me to do?

[13:55:42] like if I if I'm building something and I screw it on backwards it takes me an

[13:55:49] hour to realize you want me to fucking fix some fucking code shot I don't know

[13:55:53] anything about that no what do you want me to fucking do dog can't do that as

[13:56:10] soon as you're gonna hit the bong I'm gonna miss something not just do it

[13:56:12] really fast do two hit it twice don't X don't exhale though in between the

[13:56:19] to sandwich the bong hit yeah swallow that shit do it no not around here five

[13:56:37] oh there's only one way to make new friends and that's if you shoot a cop in

[13:56:41] front of me and then you're in the gang for life until you put in your two weeks

[13:56:45] notice if you want to hang out here you do have to get into a knife fight I

[13:56:54] I wanna see a cop stab today.

[13:56:55] I swear to God I do.

[13:57:01] Hey, don't come over here.

[13:57:05] Hey, bro, don't come around these parts, yo.

[13:57:09] Do not come over here.

[13:57:13] Nah, what you doing?

[13:57:14] What did I just say?

[13:57:16] Don't do not come over here.

[13:57:20] Get the- You better get the fuck on, bro.

[13:57:22] We do not have any food! We don't sell that shit anymore!

[13:57:25] Well, you don't sell food?

[13:57:27] Nah, fuck that! You pissing me off with that bullshit!

[13:57:31] You should work here.

[13:57:33] Yeah, fuck yeah I do.

[13:57:36] What the fuck?

[13:57:37] What the fuck?

[13:57:40] Or is it like, anti-marketing?

[13:57:43] Like, hey, don't come over here. He's like, don't press the red button, man.

[13:57:47] We still have a couple!

[13:57:48] Nah, what the f- Hey, it is not safe over here.

[13:57:51] I will throw a Molotov at this girl's face.

[13:57:54] I swear to fucking God, I will, dawg.

[13:57:57] Y'all better get the fuck out.

[13:57:59] We do not sell food anymore.

[13:58:01] Yeah, I didn't want to see that.

[13:58:02] I really want to take this challenge.

[13:58:05] What you- Y'all!

[13:58:06] Fuck your tails!

[13:58:12] Wait, come here.

[13:58:14] Wait, come back here.

[13:58:17] I'm...

[13:58:19] I'm...

[13:58:20] I love confused.

[13:58:22] Come back here.

[13:58:23] Ooh.

[13:58:25] Hey.

[13:58:26] Hey come back here. I sort of want to see how this plays out. Yeah, but nah, we don't sell food anymore dog. You want drug?

[13:58:38] Oh, yeah, right?

[13:58:41] $50, you know

[13:58:45] $50. Yeah, $50, bro. That shit's on the tray for you dog

[13:58:54] 75 take it or leave it. That shit's on the tray. Yo

[13:58:57] oh yeah that's what we got now bro I'll sell a gun to I guess also oh shit hold up yeah

[13:59:18] I did make you hold up hold up yeah hey get the fuck off that shit right now get off of it

[13:59:39] I'm good. Oh my goodness. What I fucking say what I say

[13:59:49] Molly at me. Yeah, I did too. I got hired by the burger shop to do that shit

[13:59:56] Oh, that was fire. Yeah, I see what you did there. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, don't drive that shit in here anymore, bro

[14:00:05] I think that's the cool. She can look right in the low fed

[14:00:08] heads all right and not arresting me for

[14:00:28] moisture immediate Civ radio this is what

[14:00:35] I'm talking about I swear to God purple

[14:00:37] be so much more fun with other radios

[14:00:38] watch here 10 deep guarantee it five

[14:00:44] five minutes 10 deep guarantee it watch

[14:00:49] I fucking guarantee you I get the fuck

[14:01:01] out of here dog we do not sell food

[14:01:03] anymore yo yo yo I heard you got some flintstone vitamins man get the fuck out

[14:01:08] of here dog we do not sell food anymore in this bitch I will sell you a gun but

[14:01:14] we don't sell food yo is it edible but I mean I guess if you rock with that kind

[14:01:20] of shit sir yeah what's good y'all were you doing back here I'm holding it

[14:01:26] down but hey I threw a mallet off at someone's head that was driving they

[14:01:29] shit through here you for making sure no dry food people come through yeah y'all good

[14:01:38] you didn't have to see those downstairs I heard someone selling guns yeah yeah you need a gun

[14:01:44] much I'm putting the shot in burger shot I'm talking about baby what you need

[14:01:50] what you got shit I got I got a combat pistol for $50

[14:01:57] dude take this business outside not here oh fuck here they come here they come

[14:02:06] oh shit okay get the car the fuck out of your bitch okay get the fuck out of here

[14:02:20] they the drive-through closed yo get out of your bitch right now don't ever

[14:02:29] threaten me with a guy again I will too you will get shot right now bitch you

[14:02:36] you really get out of the car get out of the car easy we'll just clear him out man

[14:02:45] there we go easy every time yep yeah I got y'all on that car ship hey good job

[14:03:02] Is that you, my yeah, what's good? Yo, I'm gonna go. How you doing doctor? You a doctor?

[14:03:12] Yes, yes, yeah, you still

[14:03:15] Yes, no fucking reason try to retire baby. Hey, you should age

[14:03:22] I tried to retire to but I rolled over and looked at my gun and I was like nah

[14:03:29] Michael Jordan never retired and neither can I

[14:03:32] I can't I can't give it up

[14:03:40] Someone was telling me you it's here and now it's like I haven't seen yeah

[14:03:44] I'm trying to get these motherfuckers away from birth. They hired me to get peep

[14:03:47] Hey, get the fuck away from burger shot. They don't sell food anymore

[14:03:56] I

[14:04:02] Break a bottle over your head

[14:04:13] I am you said we're selling drugs and then I went and bought said drugs from you, but I'm telling you dog

[14:04:20] They do not serve food anymore, and they're trying to keep it like that

[14:04:23] pretty so you go as far as you go

[14:04:28] say that to me from the office over

[14:04:29] there that's about it's not bro we

[14:04:32] could and also no cars in this bitch

[14:04:35] absolutely not no cars in this bitch

[14:04:38] none let me check in with yeah that's

[14:04:43] I need that shit though that's different

[14:04:44] yeah of course yeah yeah I'm not

[14:04:47] questioning you hope see we closed

[14:04:49] Hey y'all good y'all need me y'all need me anymore today for the car

[14:04:58] If you want to keep the cars up, but I don't it doesn't really matter you're fine

[14:05:01] All right, did I do good today?

[14:05:03] You you did great minus selling drugs and illegal things out of my business. I keep my business shut down

[14:05:08] Hey, you good who gonna shut it down?

[14:05:11] The police. I'll fucking shoot him. How they gonna shut it down if they're dead

[14:05:16] He's gonna pour in judges. I'll shoot them too. They can anyone can get it

[14:05:23] For real, but then what if you get arrested and there's no judges to find you not guilty?

[14:05:28] I

[14:05:29] You ain't hearing me how the fuck I'm gonna get arrested when all the cops are dead

[14:05:33] Yeah, but what if one what if one doesn't die they ain't

[14:05:36] Because I really I got this I

[14:05:39] Got this outside of the property

[14:05:44] You don't think this got bullets

[14:05:50] Sorry he beat checked me. I'm a fucking bullet checked me

[14:05:58] So so what do you suggest that I do now since you shot him and it was on my property

[14:06:04] And I could get arrested and also in trouble for that. Just tell the cops that you didn't see shit

[14:06:11] All right

[14:06:12] Just be like fuck. I don't know the doctor ain't gonna snitch she cool

[14:06:19] I mean, they're a doctor here. Who really care?

[14:06:27] Hey, let me call so I can get you know

[14:06:30] Then not only is it your street job to fucking not snitch

[14:06:34] It's very your constitutional duty the motherfucking forefathers thought ahead and they were like we don't like

[14:06:40] They put that shit in the Constitution dog that you really don't have to snitch I

[14:06:46] You ain't got a snitch. It's right there dog

[14:06:49] They don't the forefathers did not like stitches and they were like fucking you ain't got a you ain't got a snitch

[14:06:57] It is your it is patriotic to not snitch

[14:07:01] You might want to pick you feel me I just need to put my other wall up so we can

[14:07:07] Soup dog knew that

[14:07:10] Okay

[14:07:15] Can I put my other wall please? Huh? I just need I need to put a wall right here

[14:07:24] So that people don't come in here and ask us 50 times if we're open. Yeah, I stopped all that

[14:07:28] I said this bitch does not we don't do that shit anymore, bro

[14:07:32] Thank you for all of your help. Yeah, what time we opening?

[14:07:37] I don't know probably not today. I I'll clear anyone out of here

[14:07:45] Thank you

[14:07:47] Bye.

[14:07:49] What's your name, boss?

[14:07:52] Me or him?

[14:07:53] You. You're my boss. What the fuck?

[14:07:55] Well, sometimes people say boss when they're talking to Ben just as a respect thing.

[14:08:00] Sorry, I'm just putting the wall up.

[14:08:03] Hello?

[14:08:05] Yeah, I'm still here.

[14:08:07] Hello?

[14:08:08] I'm still here.

[14:08:09] Hello? I- Hello?

[14:08:11] It's not a soundproof wall.

[14:08:13] Hello? I can't- Hello?

[14:08:16] It's just a normal. Hello. Hello. I got to get back to work. Hello.

[14:08:49] Come on. Let me give you my number before you go back.

[14:08:53] Can I give it to you while you're on the motorcycle? I'm going to hop off.

[14:08:56] Listen. Okay. So I am. I've got the calls to see about this manual.

[14:09:02] Do you get it? I'll give you mine too. That way you also got it.

[14:09:06] this bitch see you baby what when you go when you go get in the hospital and

[14:09:13] shit hell no oh okay not this hot no not the people that's in and not that

[14:09:21] bitch just running oh you want me to get a rest I have what she wanted to talk

[14:09:27] to me the governor governor wants me coming Tony keeps asking me to be a

[14:09:33] the hospital but uh-huh.

[14:09:35] I got you on that, bro.

[14:09:37] Y'all take care of that. What her name?

[14:09:39] I don't know her name. I haven't really met her,

[14:09:41] but they call her. She call herself an overseeing.

[14:09:44] Yeah, I got you on that. I'll go take care of that shit right now, bro.

[14:09:48] And you're questioning my morals, you dumbbatch.

[14:09:51] Hey! Yo!

[14:09:53] Hey, what the fuck, yo? You want a bottle thrown at you for that?

[14:09:57] I'm sorry. Truth not allowed within this proximity.

[14:10:00] You better apologize.

[14:10:02] I'm off!

[14:10:03] Bust a bottle over your head dog, that's what I'm gonna do!

[14:10:05] I'm not stat, Stephanie!

[14:10:07] I'd like to see the bottle.

[14:10:09] Sir, if you'd like to have your hat.

[14:10:11] Why'd you fucking see me as Stephanie?

[14:10:13] I don't see a bottle.

[14:10:14] Wait, did you know what a fuck that is?

[14:10:16] My bottles!

[14:10:19] I'd like to know what a fuck-

[14:10:20] I like to know guys for every single thing that I was saying before.

[14:10:22] You bet it really quickly.

[14:10:24] Really quickly.

[14:10:25] And I'll be taking the gun.

[14:10:27] Yeah, good.

[14:10:29] Look, I know this guy, but maybe I don't know this guy.

[14:10:31] I'm pretty sure I don't know this guy, but maybe I met this guy one time. I don't know. Yo, I'm like ubiquitous and shit

[14:10:40] What does that mean?

[14:10:43] It's like I'm everywhere at the same time, but I also ain't

[14:10:47] Like baby Jesus

[14:10:54] You in a new light now mr. Block

[14:10:58] All right. Well, yeah, what are y'all doing or oh wait the hospital? All right. I'm on it

[14:11:05] All right, baby, I'll call you when I'm dangling the overseer off a roof. She go oversee Los Santos from a roof

[14:11:13] What the fuck did I say? What the fuck did I say?

[14:11:29] So can you ban this guy?

[14:11:32] Can someone just fucking ban this guy, please?

[14:11:38] Actually, I'll just shit Lord

[14:11:44] help I need a mod in my chat I actually I actually need an admin in my chat when

[14:11:50] I'm playing Mike block down reported all right and now you're banned because you

[14:11:55] you don't have context bye bye bye bye bye this guy Enfield me came back and

[14:12:05] then just started saving I actually just need admins in my chat when I play

[14:12:13] Mike. Snow's in Apple's shampoo's chat. Get him! Tell him to help! Tell him to help me!

[14:12:30] What a fucking shit, Lord. I actually might F8 quit. I actually think I'm just going to F8 quit.

[14:12:38] I don't want to ruin this run. Just F8? I think you're right. Not over this? Not over this.

[14:12:53] I hate you though, man. I really hate to do that

[14:13:12] Oh nice hey, put me down I live the bitch

[14:13:20] All right good go admins go

[14:13:31] You left God mode go admins go

[14:13:41] W admins yeah I gotta remember my rule man

[14:14:04] okay I gotta lock it in with my block

[14:14:06] Here's the thing if someone NVL's me

[14:14:09] Just report them and ignore it because if I try to get revenge on them it always ends with me going to jail always

[14:14:15] Just I'm just gonna fucking ignore it

[14:14:21] Yep

[14:14:22] It just it never works out

[14:14:27] literally always

[14:14:28] Most of time it's true. I like I ain't too far from it

[14:14:43] I'm about to run it up

[14:15:11] I don't know what's going on behind me.

[14:15:15] Ah, damn!

[14:15:31] Oh shit!

[14:15:35] Oh shit! Oh fuck!

[14:15:37] Oh shit! Hey, they busted for real!

[14:15:39] You better get the ass, bro!

[14:15:41] They just started

[14:15:48] busting like that!

[14:15:50] The phone talking about

[14:15:53] shit like bike parts or some shit. I think she's throwing how to steal that shit, man.

[14:15:55] Alright, I got you.

[14:15:57] Don't shoot me. I'm gonna roll across.

[14:15:59] Tactical roll.

[14:16:01] Yeah, nice one, man.

[14:16:04] All right I got you. I'm going in.

[14:16:06] Where the fuck do you have man?

[14:16:15] Yeah.

[14:16:17] Holy shit man, I'm gonna...

[14:16:19] Oh shit! Get that motherfucker.

[14:16:28] These motherfuckers everywhere yo!

[14:16:36] I'm getting fucked up man.

[14:16:38] Shit we should dip probably.

[14:16:40] Yeah maybe.

[14:16:48] Who are these motherfuckers yo?

[14:16:50] It's the Vagos man.

[14:16:52] Damn.

[14:16:54] Wait, new character idea.

[14:16:56] What are you doing to my people?

[14:16:58] what are you doing to them no why where you going dog I'm just kind of driving

[14:17:11] around right now I'm going back to Grove Street man oh shit yo I just murdered a

[14:17:17] guy at the mall oh that's hard yeah what else what's your name oh I'm Mike

[14:17:25] block you all gave me a bunch of bombs and shit yesterday I know you know you

[14:17:32] guys live on Covenant yeah yeah man yeah I work at the burger shop mostly

[14:17:37] right now though all right that's no we ain't open oh you ain't open now don't

[14:17:44] go there no we don't we don't sell food anymore dog fuck yeah what are you

[14:17:48] fucking drugs guns and shit yeah yeah math what people yeah man we're trying

[14:17:57] to get fucking weed right now man oh I just sold some weed what it was you have

[14:18:02] weed we have stardust huh shit's not so it is PCB man now I got weed all right

[14:18:11] I got the chronic where the fuck you getting weed from man shit probably like

[14:18:15] motherfucking Mexico or some shit shit man that's what's up yeah but uh yeah I'm

[14:18:22] probably about to go kidnap a person or some shit all right all right you got a

[14:18:27] radio yeah I think we're on 48 if you would need to need some help okay

[14:18:33] That's what's up. All right, thank you man. See ya

[14:18:38] Bye

[14:18:41] I hate radios. I hate radios

[14:18:48] But I know no no no

[14:18:53] But their intention was nice

[14:18:59] But damn do I hate radios? Oh

[14:19:23] Meal, thanks for the five gifted like block just killed a guy

[14:19:37] That's pretty cool that guy's dead

[14:19:45] What card and Mike by I don't fucking know

[14:19:50] I like-

[14:19:51] Where the fuck did I park that ship?

[14:19:56] Was that Onyx? That might have been Onyx.

[14:19:59] No! I think that was here!

[14:20:04] I- I- I think that was here.

[14:20:09] You forgot?

[14:20:10] I think that was here. I think that was pretty early on too.

[14:20:14] It was on Prodigy.

[14:20:22] What the fuck that bus doing?

[14:20:42] Hey what's good? Whatcha doing?

[14:20:44] What are you doing, huh? I'm Bruno. You need a taxi-co-car, bro. This is Bruno's taxi-co-car.

[14:20:48] No, not really you just motherfucking selling taxi cab rides and shit. It's your story. I'm really what your name

[14:20:56] I'm Mike block

[14:21:02] Shit yeah, I how much for a ride?

[14:21:08] It's up to me a store

[14:21:11] Whatever you're really tough to you mr. Mike blocks. All right. Yeah. Yeah

[14:21:16] shit let me think dog I do need to go

[14:21:21] somewhere oh yeah let's go to the city

[14:21:24] hole okay here we go

[14:21:26] yeah let's do it champagne huh do I

[14:21:32] like free champagne yeah I'm good with

[14:21:36] that I like yeah I like today it's in

[14:21:40] the it's a bit of room around the

[14:21:42] glovebox don't you already oh shit we

[14:21:45] We really poppin' bottles in this bitch!

[14:21:47] That's a true story!

[14:21:49] Yeah!

[14:21:50] Hey, let's go, dog!

[14:21:52] Oh, oh!

[14:21:53] Tally-cow!

[14:21:54] That means getting another language.

[14:21:57] Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[14:21:59] Well, if...

[14:22:01] So, city halls?

[14:22:03] Yeah, let's go to city hall.

[14:22:05] You wanted front or back apples?

[14:22:08] Uh, the front's good.

[14:22:10] Oh, okay.

[14:22:11] You know what they say about the front?

[14:22:13] What?

[14:22:14] It it's in the front. Oh, yeah, I've heard that

[14:22:18] lovely

[14:22:19] Hey, actually, can we go to the jewelry store over there like to the left to the land? Yeah, it's like

[14:22:30] It's like right there, yeah

[14:22:40] You're not the best driver better don't tell nobody all right. I ain't gonna say shit. Oh, thank you

[14:22:47] Oh this one right here? Yeah, yeah right?

[14:22:57] The naked man on the purse? Yeah, yeah keep it running I'm gonna be back. Okay, okay take it back.

[14:23:02] Just also under under. Maybe it was those people in front of me. It probably was I bet.

[14:23:20] Hmm. Did you know what you're looking for? Yeah, yeah, yeah you see those people, let's go to that clothing store right in front of us.

[14:23:39] I need some new clothes. Yeah

[14:23:51] What's good

[14:23:53] Howdy, what's up? I'm good. How are you? What y'all doing? Oh, um, y'all be looking real official and shit

[14:24:02] What y'all doing I

[14:24:04] Think they're getting a change of clothes. They is why they look so damn official

[14:24:11] That is the governor.

[14:24:12] That's the governor?

[14:24:14] Yeah.

[14:24:15] Right there?

[14:24:16] Yeah.

[14:24:16] Oh, shit.

[14:24:19] That's him?

[14:24:20] Yeah.

[14:24:21] What can he do?

[14:24:23] I'm not really too sure.

[14:24:24] Fuck.

[14:24:25] All right.

[14:24:26] Oh, he's the reason why gas prices are lower.

[14:24:28] I thought the governor was Andy Jones.

[14:24:30] No, it's a Fat Tony, right over there.

[14:24:32] Oh, shit.

[14:24:34] When the fuck did that happen, yo?

[14:24:36] About, what, two weeks ago, three weeks ago?

[14:24:41] That's crazy dog, I swear to god I thought the governor was Andy Jones.

[14:24:47] No, that ain't Andy Jones!

[14:24:52] What?

[14:24:52] That ain't Andy Jones!

[14:24:55] You still looking for a job at the VU?

[14:24:58] Who, me?

[14:24:59] Yeah.

[14:24:59] No, I gotta-

[14:25:00] I don't want to be security.

[14:25:01] No, I work at Burger Shot now.

[14:25:04] Nice.

[14:25:04] We're not open.

[14:25:08] It's never open, as a matter of fact dog, don't come to Burger Shot unless you want a bottle broken over your head.

[14:25:13] tonight sir what the fuck what the f**k are crumble we love you no I Andy jones is more

[14:25:26] Italian than I remember oh you're busy coming to you in Sicily hey let's go to the hospital

[14:25:33] Driver

[14:25:41] Yeah, let's go, okay, let's go County house a lot of bodyguards. That's one of those favorite words. Hey, so

[14:25:51] Don't have your day. You're a mr. A

[14:25:55] Blue salt roof. That's right. Oh

[14:25:57] You can call me

[14:26:00] for closure

[14:26:02] Yeah, cuz I'm shutting down blocks Hey, that's just what I do dog

[14:26:13] Yeah, I just killed a guy so that was cool

[14:26:22] Ah, oh with a gun

[14:26:24] Oh, well you banged him with a gun, you wanted the bullets?

[14:26:28] I really did that.

[14:26:31] Two stories.

[14:26:51] Banged him.

[14:26:52] Get banged.

[14:26:54] Hard.

[14:26:55] Yeah, good.

[14:27:03] Not this guy.

[14:27:20] Oh fuck.

[14:27:21] Hey, do you know someone named Overseer?

[14:27:24] Uh, no.

[14:27:27] Oh, sorry, no.

[14:27:29] Nah, you said yeah.

[14:27:31] Okay.

[14:27:32] Yeah, where is they?

[14:27:33] I got job prospects and shit oh you want a job yeah yeah we're the

[14:27:39] overseer is the overseer is off duty sir where the fuck where the fuck is that

[14:27:45] out I'm right here the understeer man what I'm the understeer

[14:27:53] I'm not trying to kill Sims.

[14:27:55] Hey!

[14:27:56] I'm gonna- I'm gonna put-

[14:27:57] I'm gonna put the flesh here.

[14:27:59] Do you want that? Over.

[14:28:01] Hey, who got fire in abilities?

[14:28:05] Yeah, I can do that.

[14:28:06] Oh shit, hey! Can I get an interview?

[14:28:09] Absolutely.

[14:28:10] Yeah, let's go!

[14:28:11] Some Sims, come here.

[14:28:12] Oh, I'm- hold on, I got an interview to do.

[14:28:14] Janetti, my office now.

[14:28:16] And Rollins, where are you?

[14:28:18] Come here.

[14:28:19] Hi.

[14:28:19] Hello.

[14:28:20] Rollins, we have an interview.

[14:28:22] Shantel. Hello, bitch. I'm talking to you.

[14:28:24] What? Shantel?

[14:28:26] Hey, she hold your ass on that.

[14:28:28] It's tiny to close here.

[14:28:30] Damn, she really called you a bitch like that.

[14:28:33] Well, fucking, we're- Oh, hell no.

[14:28:35] Take a number.

[14:28:36] Hey, no way.

[14:28:37] You can come over to your office.

[14:28:38] Damn, she hold your ass on that one for real, dog.

[14:28:41] Jesus Christ.

[14:28:46] Help the elevator.

[14:28:51] Fuck, where do you get at?

[14:28:55] Hey, can we do this interview on the roof?

[14:29:02] No, why all interviews are filmed in my office. All right. Why not though, can we?

[14:29:10] Okay, okay

[14:29:11] Who's this?

[14:29:13] Let's do it. I've been waiting here patiently

[14:29:25] You want me to handle these people yo no no Chanel just wait

[14:29:30] Yeah, don't ever wait your ass. Do not be on the roof. Do not come to the room. I'm talking to you, bitch

[14:29:38] Hey, you're about to be talking to a chainsaw

[14:29:41] Bitch, how about you go jump off the roof? Chanel?

[14:29:45] Chanel

[14:29:46] Yeah, that and that's what I thought and that's what I thought and I got a chainsaw

[14:29:52] That's oh, oh my god

[14:29:59] Wow

[14:30:01] nobody move or she'll get chainsawed even more hey hey bald doctor hey don't

[14:30:12] move do not move pick up that corpse all right and take us to the roof don't

[14:30:26] I don't want the roof sir.

[14:30:28] Yeah.

[14:30:29] Who the fuck are you?

[14:30:30] I'm not one here.

[14:30:31] Hey, I had you.

[14:30:32] That was self-defense.

[14:30:33] You see that?

[14:30:36] Uh-oh.

[14:30:37] Are you with that gentleman over there?

[14:30:39] No.

[14:30:40] I don't even know who that gentleman is.

[14:30:42] Let's go.

[14:30:43] Let's go to the roof.

[14:30:44] All right.

[14:30:45] That's what's up.

[14:30:46] I'll be waiting at the surface.

[14:30:48] Yeah.

[14:30:49] Okay.

[14:30:50] That's what's up, dog.

[14:30:52] This is an interesting one.

[14:30:55] Drop her off the roof, dog.

[14:30:57] Oh

[14:31:05] Hey nobody snitch nobody snitch dog do not I will know if you snitched okay. Oh my god

[14:31:12] Okay, sir. My name is John Sims. I'm a medical professional and I know what I'm here is my number so I can get that interview text me

[14:31:19] I have to go now

[14:31:21] Okay

[14:31:23] Hey, so I see that's been changed

[14:31:30] Oh my god are you okay? Oh god help me help me dog. Oh god. Didn't equip it? I haven't

[14:31:43] equipped. You can get run over I just came over because it's on fall. Fuck it I actually

[14:31:51] haven't equipped. It has a cooldown. I haven't used it! I haven't fucking used it. I just

[14:32:06] I just got fucking grieved.

[14:32:07] That's so funny.

[14:32:09] Alright, well yeah, it's good.

[14:32:10] Yeah, okay, get your laughs in because now it's a Wrangler Day.

[14:32:16] Now it's a fucking Wrangler Day.

[14:32:19] So get your fucking laughs in, it's over.

[14:32:22] I just got fucking grieved, man.

[14:32:25] What the fuck was that?

[14:32:27] Why'd they change it?

[14:32:31] Why the fuck did they change it, man?

[14:32:35] Don't get away, that's over.

[14:32:45] Goddamn my buries you didn't work

[14:32:48] I've yeah, I've jumped off the fucking roof with it man before

[14:32:56] Damn it. No, I

[14:32:58] It was almost instant yesterday for you. What the fuck is that?

[14:33:05] Ends up whenever you see a cop

[14:33:20] Get off of me

[14:33:22] You're literally wrong

[14:33:26] Alright, take your time, sir. I'll be here when you're ready.

[14:33:29] God damn it.

[14:33:33] Alright, let me just take a quick look at you and won't tie you down.

[14:33:37] Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

[14:33:42] Nancy, get in here! Nancy!

[14:33:47] Thank you!

[14:33:48] Help me, Nancy!

[14:33:50] God damn it, Nancy!

[14:33:52] Oh, God.

[14:33:55] Oh, God, I think we need a doctor for this one.

[14:33:57] Oh, fuck, I don't understand, dude.

[14:33:59] So how the fuck do you think it's all like 40 stories?

[14:34:02] I don't know how it's alive.

[14:34:04] I'm not dead, I'm not dead, please.

[14:34:10] Okay.

[14:34:11] He sounded dead.

[14:34:12] He sure?

[14:34:13] Oh, God.

[14:34:14] How many kidneys you got?

[14:34:16] Oh, bro, how many am I?

[14:34:19] Like, six, dog?

[14:34:20] How many are I supposed to have?

[14:34:21] I don't know.

[14:34:22] Oh, you don't need that many.

[14:34:23] What?

[14:34:24] Can I take some?

[14:34:25] No!

[14:34:26] Do not, do not touch me.

[14:34:27] Like five?

[14:34:28] Hey, if you open me up, I open you up, dog.

[14:34:31] Open me up where?

[14:34:34] down the middle yo no that's my job not yours well don't hey don't don't open me up

[14:34:40] or I'm using this chainsaw to open you up what chainsaw oh can I use it oh god

[14:34:53] there's so they got smart I really I need to go what I gotta go what I have

[14:35:03] to go why do you gotta go we're trying to lick your ass it I'm the fucking

[14:35:09] oh Jesus it's over it's actually over it's done go driver go I'll shoot this

[14:35:31] guy go go go go go go go okay don't see that out of here just get the fuck

[14:35:40] out of here did you find your budget you looking for don't just fucking drive damn

[14:35:44] sorry sorry all right okay what happened huh what happened shit it just you

[14:35:55] know dog hey hey it shit just went wrong bro sometimes it be like that

[14:36:01] you feel me yeah that happens to bring up to fuck dog god damn hey good job

[14:36:08] I'm having that shit ready

[14:36:25] Yeah, they didn't even chase us

[14:36:32] Yeah, you uh, yeah, I guess you could be the hood driver or some shit, but if you really want to be in the gang you got a stab a cop

[14:36:41] What what?

[14:36:43] You got what with a knife dog. Oh

[14:36:47] Yeah, you got you have you actually have to do that

[14:36:51] Huh, where are you?

[14:36:54] I don't like their their neck preferred their stomp it just anywhere about their female

[14:37:01] Just twist that blade dog, and you good

[14:37:05] Just twist the blade

[14:37:07] Hey, I want you real

[14:37:09] Okay, let me think my parachute was bugged

[14:37:28] Let's go let's go back to the hotel

[14:37:31] Okay, you got a re-equivalent. Okay, I didn't know

[14:37:38] I'm just fucking new. I'm just a fucking idiot. I guess

[14:37:43] how'd I get away in the limo nope you're feeling dangerous they weren't in

[14:38:02] a car they were they just weren't ready here for this hold up one second I got

[14:38:10] changed my motherfucking background yeah let's go to the hotel dog okay you know

[14:38:18] brills phone backgrounds get a bunch of the kittens on it I know that's not the

[14:38:25] type of thing but don't tell the other gang members but with the piece of

[14:38:38] genre and we're almost there don't you worry hey sorry dog I'm fucking with my

[14:39:26] phone and shit yo okay well take your time open folder my phone background

[14:40:32] hey Bruno's alike what you want to be in shit dog like what you do with your

[14:40:38] shit yo. We don't want to find a big thick woman. The Mary one day. A big thick woman?

[14:40:44] True story. Do you know what we for Bruno? I mean should we could find you a thick ass

[14:40:49] bitch or some shit? I probably... Oh thank you. That's the number one dream of all time.

[14:40:54] Yeah yeah we could probably do that I bet. Oh that's a lot of like things. Alright let's

[14:41:02] go back to the hood. Right here? Yeah this is it. Oh the lovely.

[14:41:09] Hey Bruno, I fuck with you dog, but we gotta like officially get you indoctrinated into the game, bruh.

[14:41:15] Oh, Bruno, that's like blood. Well, I guess I have to now.

[14:41:18] Ah!

[14:41:19] Damn, sorry!

[14:41:20] Bruno, shit!

[14:41:21] Sorry!

[14:41:23] Are you okay? Sorry.

[14:41:24] Bruh, you have to stab a cop to death, yo.

[14:41:28] With a knife?

[14:41:29] Yeah dog, you have to.

[14:41:31] Bruh, go get a knife, you gotta do that shit.

[14:41:33] What about a crowbar?

[14:41:34] Nah, you-

[14:41:36] Who busted on my blog?

[14:41:39] now it's gotta be with a knife yo you got to

[14:41:42] okay

[14:41:42] yeah with the knife yeah go get a go buy a knife dog

[14:41:46] okay don't you worry

[14:41:48] what's good

[14:41:49] huh

[14:41:50] you heard that someone in there bustin shots

[14:41:52] yeah i did hear that

[14:41:54] oh god damn oh shit hey kill him

[14:41:58] that fucking guy just ran it

[14:42:00] ran into people in the fucking store

[14:42:03] nah that guy is driving into people in the store there

[14:42:05] what guy

[14:42:06] is that person

[14:42:07] like I run in the way

[14:42:09] no, fuck did he go

[14:42:12] damn, you really don't pop like that, huh?

[14:42:16] I've...

[14:42:17] went fast, thanks

[14:42:19] yeah, he went that way, he's gone

[14:42:21] I have no idea where he went

[14:42:23] he wrote down he was a bussing

[14:42:26] yeah, I heard him screaming, I didn't miss

[14:42:28] yeah, he said you missed

[14:42:30] I didn't miss, I hit him quite a few fucking dimes

[14:42:33] real daddy, don't you worry

[14:42:35] all right, hey

[14:42:36] And that was crazy.

[14:42:37] I'll call the cops and say that you need an officer to the mall.

[14:42:40] And then be like, A, it's 911 dog and then just be like, A dog, you should have come

[14:42:48] here, yo.

[14:42:49] Never come here.

[14:42:50] This is Block Turf.

[14:42:51] And then just start stabbing his ass.

[14:42:53] Yeah, just start stabbing his ass, dog.

[14:42:56] Okay, okay.

[14:42:57] Just be like, my block runs the whole town.

[14:43:00] They should be coming here for the drone flyer.

[14:43:03] That's true.

[14:43:04] Yeah, that's true, dude.

[14:43:05] You hear him on the way?

[14:43:06] He turned around my motorcycle, just in case.

[14:43:14] Never should have come here.

[14:43:19] This place is such a fucking shit, Lord Haven.

[14:43:27] Damn!

[14:43:27] Oh my god!

[14:43:31] Damn!

[14:43:32] Oh my god!

[14:43:33] They really steal that shit!

[14:43:35] Oh, too slow!

[14:43:37] Oh!

[14:43:45] What about you now?

[14:44:02] The governor...

[14:44:03] Explodes, I was like...

[14:44:04] I don't know, it's nice that the governor's having a ball.

[14:44:06] Oh!

[14:44:07] when's the governor's ball that motherfucking invited me to that shit I have no idea man up I'm trying to figure it out

[14:44:16] You should be spamming on life made a bro

[14:44:19] But where is the governor ball? I hope that the governor ball wouldn't be here and then I was going to judge this crash it

[14:44:27] No, no

[14:44:30] Mr. Night Blots, you want me to call you Jens?

[14:44:34] Oh my god, I got a trick to this, I know it.

[14:44:38] I'm getting this in myself, there.

[14:44:46] Hey, thank you.

[14:44:47] Hey, you're a great, thank you, you're going to the ball today?

[14:44:51] I am.

[14:44:52] Oh, you know what?

[14:44:53] You're going to the ball today?

[14:44:54] That's not the end of the casino.

[14:44:55] That's not the end of the casino.

[14:44:56] Oh, at the casino?

[14:44:57] Is it going to be in the casino?

[14:44:59] What time?

[14:45:01] Uh, it starts in two hours.

[14:45:05] Is it going to be in the casino?

[14:45:07] I believe so.

[14:45:09] Is there a dress code?

[14:45:12] Black tie. It's a black suit.

[14:45:14] Black tie vest.

[14:45:16] I got to wear a tuxedo or something.

[14:45:18] Yeah, I got to wear a nice suit.

[14:45:20] Okay.

[14:45:22] Hey, Bruno.

[14:45:23] What about you?

[14:45:24] I don't need to wear a certain type of shoes.

[14:45:26] Do I?

[14:45:27] What you mean?

[14:45:28] I don't like your shoes.

[14:45:29] They're pants.

[14:45:30] It's crumb.

[14:45:31] I'm the guy that passed out.

[14:45:32] Oh, what?

[14:45:33] Did you ever wake up?

[14:45:34] Yeah.

[14:45:35] You ever, like, I was passed out in the street,

[14:45:37] and you kept checking up on me?

[14:45:39] Yeah turns out I had brain swelling but I'm all cured now forgot about that

[14:45:45] Well how's your brain swelling now Mr. Gragas. Hey yo that's my bike dog. I'm the one that brought it here. Hey I'm the one that has the key.

[14:45:57] Alright enjoy. Yeah that is my bike. You stay two over from now you mean 98? 98? 98?

[14:46:05] Okay

[14:46:51] Hey y'all open

[14:46:57] Yeah, we're we're open. Oh, yeah, you had any customers yet?

[14:47:02] We haven't had any customers. All right. I'm on the way. Oh, perfect. Thank you

[14:47:26] I was gonna ask god damn this she got nerfed I was gonna ask Astrid if she wanted in the gang

[14:47:35] Why is it so slow? Probably because people were getting on them and immediately dusting the cops

[14:47:45] Yeah, I it probably needed to get nerfed probably for the best

[14:48:06] What's good y'all

[14:48:08] Yeah, what's popping?

[14:48:12] Huh

[14:48:18] You buying walls

[14:48:22] Shit, I yeah, I can sell you some walls probably

[14:48:28] for me bitch hello

[14:48:30] like what

[14:48:35] well dog also you want to like fifty dollars bruh

[14:48:41] what kind of all you need bro i can hook up any kind of

[14:48:46] it's really just whatever more all you need i'll get you that shit

[14:48:53] all right gimme here uh... take my phone number and then text me your order

[14:48:57] dog

[14:48:58] and i'm gonna get you that shit

[14:49:00] what up dumb fucking cops

[14:49:02] hello

[14:49:03] what up stupid bitches

[14:49:05] for real

[14:49:06] hey everyone say

[14:49:08] man you should have beef with the cops

[14:49:10] look at them walking around like that

[14:49:13] why the fuck they always matchin'

[14:49:15] uh uniform

[14:49:16] nooo

[14:49:17] why they always matchin' dog

[14:49:19] that shit piss me off

[14:49:20] like they fresh and shit

[14:49:21] when they're not

[14:49:22] that's kind of like a

[14:49:24] when they're fucking not

[14:49:25] you can't question really because you're in a game

[14:49:27] you know, in the colors

[14:49:28] Why am I in a gang?

[14:49:30] Excuse me?

[14:49:32] Why the fuck am I in a gang?

[14:49:34] Yo, what the fuck you mean?

[14:49:35] Just fucking assuming shit now, that's crazy.

[14:49:37] What the fuck is the blocks?

[14:49:41] What is that shit?

[14:49:44] I thought it was a fucking restaurant.

[14:49:45] Yo, no, that's not right. Why am I in a gang?

[14:49:49] That wasn't right of you.

[14:49:52] The blocks are in covenant, no?

[14:49:55] What is that shit?

[14:49:57] Okay, sorry.

[14:49:58] Nah, you should be you all just walk away you in a game. Why y'all saw that right?

[14:50:05] Now y'all see why that's what I'm talking about you should or that was me

[14:50:12] No, no

[14:50:15] Hey, you should apologize or you might need a cutting board

[14:50:21] Hey, I'm gonna be real dog that's fucked up that you did that

[14:50:28] you did that I don't even know what's happening yeah I got a picture of you now

[14:50:36] are you gonna put it on my computer no I'm putting it in my fucking folder

[14:50:40] okay cops that need to be retrained dog retrained for what where did we even say I don't know

[14:50:48] when you're least expecting it I will be around the corner with a gun and you will be kidnapped

[14:50:54] and I will force you to drive around and wear gang color so you know how hard it is.

[14:50:59] No. Uh huh. Yeah, that was gonna happen to you, dog. It actually is. No, it's not. Yeah, it will.

[14:51:08] No, it's not. Yes, it will. Are the blocks gonna help you? No, dog. I'm not in that gang.

[14:51:15] This is attempted first degree gang profiling. You did that. You did that. You did that.

[14:51:21] dog you did that you actually did that all right well sir you're legally parked

[14:51:29] posts away takes you out we gotta kidnap someone let's kidnap the toho

[14:52:47] let's kidnap the toho bro drive yo fucking move damn I'm not I'm trying to

[14:53:31] motherfucking get a new car

[14:53:37] Don't move stop

[14:53:41] Get out and get in my trunk get in my trunk now

[14:53:53] You ain't you ain't gonna need that anymore where you're going

[14:53:55] Can I just be a passenger princess? No, you're going you're going to hell, bro

[14:54:01] Why would I go? Oh hey someone put a hit on you dog. What? Get in the truck. Actually, I'm

[14:54:09] Listen, um, how much is the hip-hop? What you mean you heard about that?

[14:54:15] Even the police told me about it unless this is a different hit. Wait. What hit you got on you?

[14:54:21] Somebody said it was for like $700. Damn yo, who put that hit on you?

[14:54:26] I don't know, but I can't afford that. That's like oh

[14:54:28] Oh, shit! Yo!

[14:54:33] Alright, let's go to the pawn shop. Maybe they'll buy you.

[14:54:36] Since you're worth $700.

[14:54:38] I don't know. What's your name?

[14:54:41] Huh? Kidnapper number one?

[14:54:44] Oh, I'm Misty, the Toho.

[14:54:46] You a Toho?

[14:54:48] Yeah.

[14:54:49] Damn, you a To-freak?

[14:54:51] What the fuck that mean?

[14:54:53] Oh, I mean depending on what the request is.

[14:54:55] All right, well, I'll get down like that. I'm really only attracted to crime. I'm gonna be honest. Oh

[14:55:02] I mean, I'm a romantic so I get that I just have sex for a moment. Oh

[14:55:06] Hey, all right. Yeah, that's kind of the same thing. I guess a little bit

[14:55:13] Yeah, yeah, maybe you can use that if you get arrested just say like oh, it's your thing

[14:55:21] The stable is growing

[14:55:24] Yeah, shut the fuck up back there hostage

[14:55:28] Before I drive this car into a gas station with you in the trunk

[14:55:32] Would it be very nice? Hey, I'm not a nice guy

[14:55:36] Fair I

[14:55:38] Got a parachute, but I still can't fly

[14:55:43] When I'm shooting I think of rhymes hey if I come up on you, you know you go and die

[14:55:53] Yeah, I'm in this car being a hostage

[14:55:56] Hopefully the permanent lets me out. It's just saucy. Yo, what? No

[14:56:01] That wasn't good. No. No, that ain't what I'm kidnapping you for. What the fuck?

[14:56:05] I was just bitten barf. Yeah, I'm not kidnapping you for that. That's crazy dog

[14:56:12] Fuck no, absolutely not. I wish I knew earlier. This girl in my truck really a thought

[14:56:22] She said that she will give you top for money, I'm gonna call

[14:56:31] I wonder where we are. It smells like sand.

[14:56:34] What's good?

[14:56:35] Nothing much. Uh, you said you'd sell me some walls for cheap.

[14:56:38] Some what? Some walls?

[14:56:40] Some walls, yeah.

[14:56:41] Yeah, I got you on some walls.

[14:56:46] Text me the order, dawgs, so I know, so I got that shit.

[14:56:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[14:56:50] Wait, you're ordering food?

[14:56:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, walls.

[14:56:52] Like what?

[14:56:53] Sorry.

[14:56:57] Hello?

[14:56:58] How tall are they?

[14:56:59] Yeah.

[14:57:00] Bro, they're fucking walls, yo.

[14:57:01] How tall? I need to know.

[14:57:03] Bro, they're fucking walls, bitch.

[14:57:06] What the fuck dawg?

[14:57:09] You want the fucking walls or not?

[14:57:11] I do!

[14:57:12] Alright, then text me at what kind of fucking wall?

[14:57:15] Text me the fucking walls you want!

[14:57:16] I don't have money to just be blowin' on walls!

[14:57:18] I need to know the height so I need to know where it's right!

[14:57:20] I'll show you the fucking walls dawg and then you can buy them if you want!

[14:57:23] God fucking damn!

[14:57:24] Shit yo!

[14:57:27] Just text me how many fucking walls you want in shit!

[14:57:30] God damn!

[14:57:31] I'm sayin' I got walls for sale.

[14:57:44] for this uh...

[14:57:48] position

[14:57:49] there's a

[14:57:50] the other pawn shop i'm trying to hold on maybe i can help if i could see

[14:57:55] you can help by

[14:57:56] being sold to a pawn shop

[14:58:03] why are you selling malls you like to construction workers

[14:58:06] i'm an opportunistic mall fucker

[14:58:08] someone needs walls also

[14:58:12] don't matter cuz i'm not

[14:58:13] well if you end up shooting me in the head do you take a selfie and

[14:58:16] out on my fader hashtag RIPpozo

[14:58:18] this is the way I've always wanted to go

[14:58:20] sure oh I think this is it right here

[14:58:24] hey is this the pawn shop

[14:58:28] yeah this is the pawn shop

[14:58:30] we have a customer

[14:58:32] I

[14:58:34] how much do y'all buy people for

[14:58:38] what a whoa

[14:58:40] hey listen to me dog

[14:58:42] she's worth seven hundred

[14:58:44] she got a hit on her

[14:58:46] second five five people she's worth $700

[14:58:53] can i see her no i'm kind of insulted i can you sell me to somebody else no bro i need

[14:59:00] the fucking money i gotta see the product real quick that's her right there oh i got the

[14:59:05] product for you right here oh oh i'm looking away i'm looking away i'm looking away i'm

[14:59:12] I

[14:59:14] Yeah, so easy. I'm the tow rope. Oh, okay. I know what I'm doing with those as well

[14:59:20] What else do y'all what are y'all buying like what the fuck y'all need right now?

[14:59:25] Everything honestly everything. Oh, oh, how long do you mind me for?

[14:59:30] Well, you're mine now. So

[14:59:32] What's gonna be a janitor here?

[14:59:35] All right, cool hand the money over you

[14:59:39] Hey

[14:59:42] This is a good deal if I wanted to buy if I want to get a wall like do y'all know anyone that has walls

[14:59:49] No, we don't have any walls, but we got a lot of random junk right saunty. Yeah, but do y'all know anyone that like

[14:59:56] Odes a building with walls. Oh, yeah, the bird shot does

[15:00:05] What do you mean not the bird shot

[15:00:12] her jamaima so it oh there is it in there i guess jamaima we're gonna have to talk you

[15:00:18] got to go walk over oh yes but no all right i'm gonna figure out what you're gonna do

[15:00:24] the thing where i stand in a circle and talk all day are you no what the fuck this is a

[15:00:28] poncho i'm gonna work good luck tollo thank you buddy what's your name again i'll get

[15:00:33] after number one it never number one that's a hard ass name huh we gotta go steal someone's house

[15:01:05] my house now bitch yeah I'm good what the fuck is that about hey what's your

[15:01:39] kidnapping that guy for

[15:01:43] huh why the fuck now why is he in a trunk wait nobody in the trunk get out

[15:01:52] of the car everyone get in my trunk get in my trunk

[15:02:04] Yeah, get in.

[15:02:07] Get the fuck in, Matron!

[15:02:09] What is your problem?

[15:02:10] I got big problems.

[15:02:14] Get the fuck in!

[15:02:24] Hey, you better not be calling 9-1-1!

[15:02:28] You better not be calling 9-1-1!

[15:02:36] Not being third-party?

[15:02:40] Jesus Christ, the server!

[15:02:45] Holy shit!

[15:02:55] Hey, you're in a truck, dawg. You ever been to a pawn shop?

[15:02:59] A few times.

[15:03:01] Hi! Well now you're about to get sold, probably.

[15:03:05] What? I'm going to sell to people then.

[15:03:07] Yeah, the pawn shop will be buying people. It's true.

[15:03:10] What the hell?

[15:03:12] It's really brings them out. They really do man. I know I should just play my

[15:03:21] What you be writing shit about all sorts of stuff yo hey yo what do you write on like

[15:03:30] Where you put fucking you got a newspaper or some shit or like a boy?

[15:03:34] I work for the San Andreas Gazette. Yo you should write an article on how I just

[15:03:39] killed all of your friends and now you're being kidnapped

[15:03:41] that would be so fucking hard dog and then you should be like yeah Andy's

[15:03:46] got a gun on my head right now making me do this I can you write that shit right

[15:03:52] now I could post it on our life invader yeah hey yeah do that shit that'd be so

[15:03:58] hard okay yeah let's do that shit bro hold up all right pop out yeah put your

[15:04:15] Hands up dog. Oh, yeah, you gotta be beyond that you be on the badge and shit

[15:04:19] Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Hey, yeah post on like hey, bro

[15:04:25] Okay, block insane hood terrorist really just motherfucking killed all my friends and is making me write an article about him right now at gunpoint

[15:04:35] Do not fuck with Mike block. He's insane. Yeah, okay. Yeah

[15:04:41] Yeah, I guess yeah

[15:04:43] whoops hey but hold up take a picture of me with his gun first so that you can

[15:04:49] post about sure yeah that would make the engagement go better for sure yeah it's

[15:04:58] pretty hard it's a pretty hard picture yeah do that shit my block my block just

[15:05:08] murdered all my friends and is making me write this article at gunpoint he the

[15:05:12] hardest hood terrorist in the hotel do not fuck with him unless you want to

[15:05:18] meet DMX and LeBron James. RIP LeBron James. Okay, I got it.

[15:05:37] All right. Did you post it? One sec. And the picture.

[15:05:43] Yeah, that was quick. There we go. I'm a professional. Yo,

[15:05:48] that's hard.

[15:05:51] Yeah. All right. Now I need you to post us at the San Andreas

[15:05:59] Gazette do believe in legalized terrorism hashtag sometimes terrorists are right

[15:06:07] That'll really fuck up hashtag just hear them out

[15:06:12] Okay, okay, I was just gonna say the truth is that

[15:06:19] Do believe in legalized terrorizing terrorism legalized terrorism

[15:06:25] hashtag just hear them out

[15:06:28] hashtag all voices matter

[15:06:36] hashtag all voices matter

[15:06:40] I'm getting a call can I post a picture of Ben Ghazir

[15:06:49] huh? yeah you can answer but put it on speaker

[15:06:54] oh fuck you, hold on

[15:06:58] oh sorry I posted it without a picture

[15:07:02] It's okay.

[15:07:04] Alright.

[15:07:10] All voices matter.

[15:07:12] Hashtag help me.

[15:07:14] Hashtag I'm kidnapped.

[15:07:16] What is that?

[15:07:18] I just thought I'd put my own narrative spin on it.

[15:07:20] You're the professional.

[15:07:22] Get back at the trunk, yo.

[15:07:27] Okay, okay.

[15:07:29] Y'all got a headquarters or some shit?

[15:07:31] We work out of Weasel News.

[15:07:33] Do y'all have walls there?

[15:07:35] Some walls.

[15:07:37] Nah, y'all I got any movable walls or like anything at all?

[15:07:40] Um, we have like chairs and stuff on the roof.

[15:07:43] Alright, let's go take a look.

[15:07:45] I'm gonna need some walls.

[15:07:46] Hey, do y'all know anyone that has a wall?

[15:07:50] Um, not that they're not using.

[15:07:54] Nah, yeah, no, I don't care if they're using it.

[15:07:56] Oh, I guess that would make sense.

[15:07:59] Yeah.

[15:08:00] Um, I don't know.

[15:08:06] You better think before this car is in the ocean.

[15:08:10] No, no, please. Um, yeah, there might be some walls. Um, oh, what is it?

[15:08:16] at the

[15:08:20] This is a fish theater. This is this is a fit

[15:08:24] There's a fist the syphilis theater. Yeah, that one who owns that bitch

[15:08:28] I don't know if anyone owns it, but we were gonna do like a community theater out of there

[15:08:33] And so there's a whole set bill

[15:08:34] Hey, I would never steal from a person unless my gun is unless the barrel my gun is on their forehead

[15:08:40] That's like coward shit

[15:08:42] If I rob a motherfucker they don't know it was Mike block

[15:08:46] So the motherfuckers be knowing that shit

[15:08:53] All right, let's go look

[15:09:05] Let's just casually walk in there put your hands down. That's not casual. Hey walk more casually

[15:09:23] I'm trying walk more casually. Okay. I'll talk to you. It's casual

[15:09:28] No, I'm more more casual

[15:09:31] Okay, um, well like that. Yeah, that's good real slow

[15:09:51] It's there's an elevator up to the third floor. All right, let's take it

[15:09:55] Hey, we're all the motherfuckers like your motherfucking they paper bitches, too

[15:10:07] Yeah, you don't want it. It's it's a lonely business

[15:10:10] It just got lonelier too huh? I know what do you need the walls for some guys buying walls? Oh

[15:10:27] So you just trying to make money? Yeah, I'm a contractor

[15:10:30] I'll take any kind of contract. I mean did you take the money out of my pockets? It's probably pretty good

[15:10:35] How much money you got? I thought you were checking

[15:10:39] Okay. Yeah, wait. Let me look. Oh steal your money

[15:10:44] Just I think you're gonna be disappointed by the lack of walls up there

[15:10:49] Okay, well, yeah, I'll take the money for show dog

[15:10:59] I'm getting a call. Can I pick it up? You got to put it on? Yo, of course, but I'm a speaker. Hi. Where are you?

[15:11:16] I'm in Polito. Oh, okay

[15:11:23] Yeah

[15:11:25] Uh, yes, I do. I do need help.

[15:11:30] Hey, say that, but not as much help as you need with weight loss.

[15:11:35] weight loss? What the fuck do you mean?

[15:11:38] But not as much as weight as you need weight loss.

[15:11:42] Damn, I'm giving up the tacos now.

[15:11:46] Oh, I missed the tacos.

[15:11:50] No, I still got yours.

[15:11:52] Tell him Mike block is my new best friend now and hang up

[15:11:56] Mike block is my new best friends

[15:12:02] There good now give me all your money

[15:12:10] All right good all right, let's go

[15:12:13] Okay

[15:12:29] There's like a saxophone around the corner

[15:12:33] Just he just needs one

[15:12:37] let's uh I go ahead and pick up the I'll take the claw machine and the TV yeah

[15:12:46] there's a couple jukeboxes too no no that's what I want pick that shit up okay

[15:12:50] the claw machine yeah and we'll take this shit to the pawn shop okay yeah

[15:13:00] Yep. Yeah, that'll be good.

[15:13:02] I gotta drop some stuff.

[15:13:11] Shit, this thing's really heavy.

[15:13:14] Hey, figure it out, dog.

[15:13:22] Oh, I got a handful of handcuffs.

[15:13:35] It's a lot of little pieces, you know.

[15:13:36] I gotta take them all apart.

[15:13:45] Almost done, just a couple more screws.

[15:13:48] All right, good, let's go.

[15:13:49] Yeah, that's good enough, let's go.

[15:13:53] What's good?

[15:13:54] Yo, what's good, yo?

[15:13:56] Oh, hell no.

[15:13:57] What's good, yo?

[15:13:58] Come on, bro, what's up?

[15:14:00] No, I was good, dog.

[15:14:01] What's good, bro?

[15:14:02] Where you at?

[15:14:03] Shit, I'm just robbing to put that phone down. You don't get to do that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just robbing some shit

[15:14:11] Where are you? Where's she at? Hey?

[15:14:14] Lady, where you go? Oh, there she is

[15:14:19] Don't run for me or you will get shot now walk out it. Okay. Yeah, uh, yeah. Hey meet me um

[15:14:27] They're a pawn shop. They set up like

[15:14:30] motherfucking on altar like all the way up by Clinton shit

[15:14:33] Okay, I got a carbine assault rifle by the way. Oh, yeah, cool. You're gonna need that probably

[15:14:39] Okay, I'll meet you there. All right, cool dog

[15:14:43] Hey, let's take the elevator. Yeah, yeah, I don't need like and taking the stairs and shit

[15:14:55] thing I

[15:14:57] Don't suppose you offer like food and drink to your kidnappies

[15:15:01] No, not really, but if you need something I can help you get some I'm like onto like a teach Amanda fish type shit

[15:15:07] You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I just I won't be able to move very quickly if you want me to

[15:15:13] It's all just get in the passenger seat. So the cops over there don't suspect that I'm kidnapping you

[15:15:18] Okay

[15:15:19] Nice. Yeah, that's gonna work. I think oh

[15:15:36] Shit, there's hella walls. Are they above us?

[15:15:43] If you've been in the oh, oh shit, I think they are following us

[15:15:49] really yeah better drive into the canals or the tunnels I mean we oh okay

[15:15:56] okay that's fine I mean I'd rather they find me I guess oh yeah well yeah I'll

[15:16:04] just do this they'll never be able to figure that out

[15:16:14] what if the train comes huh we're gonna have a train down trains are real

[15:16:20] The mayor's calling me or the governor. Can I pick that up? Yeah, you gotta put on speaker though

[15:17:00] Hi, sir. So what's going on?

[15:17:09] What now why the fuck

[15:17:15] Nothing the last thing those pulse crews call me said she's kidnapped put the fire well what hey what what did they call you and not the police?

[15:17:25] Call me cuz the cops don't need to all right

[15:17:29] I'm kidnapping this woman and making her write articles about people I killed

[15:17:38] Huh

[15:17:41] Anyway, why are you gonna kid? That's a good story. You're admitting the crimes you're doing of course. You're gonna reward it

[15:17:47] Why are you gonna get on one second? I gotta kill someone

[15:17:53] Why what you mean stop

[15:17:58] I'm not no, I'm not killing her. I'm killing other people and she's writing about it. Yeah, so

[15:18:04] Let me let me talk to my

[15:18:07] general for a second. I got a mule

[15:18:11] This guy this guy

[15:18:13] Andy Jones sounds way more overweight in Italian than I remember the general is very upset

[15:18:20] The guy the auto insurance mom. Oh give a fuck. No, not him

[15:18:25] general mason oh

[15:18:27] Oh, y'all got mats in running shit?

[15:18:32] I was wondering if y'all could drive my cars.

[15:18:34] I think it's in your best interest to let the lady go.

[15:18:37] Alright, she's dead.

[15:18:38] She's just a news reporter.

[15:18:39] No, you just killed her.

[15:18:41] Alright, no, she's dead.

[15:18:42] No, no, please, please, please.

[15:18:44] I'm dead, but he takes a gun out and takes that and gets out of the car and it's scary.

[15:18:48] Mike.

[15:18:50] What, dog?

[15:18:51] Listen, listen.

[15:18:52] She's gonna report any stories anyway.

[15:18:53] Hey, ask her what she was doing before I kidnapped her.

[15:18:56] Sure the problem you don't before you get out there. I was taxi with a bunch of friends and he rear-ended us doing nothing

[15:19:03] Get out of the car fat-ass

[15:19:07] All right get in this car now because that car is out of gas

[15:19:11] Wait this car is almost out of gas too

[15:19:17] What the red car?

[15:19:18] Yeah, why hey you are trying to do some slick shit and you do what hey if you do that one more time

[15:19:24] I'm popping you

[15:19:25] No, you don't have to do that. I'm not like

[15:19:28] Yeah, don't do that shit. Yeah, I'll just kill you Eric Eric mr. Block

[15:19:34] Mr.. Block that's mr.

[15:19:36] Uh, bin Laden dude on all right bin Laden. No block lot and dog block line. I'm sorry Osama block lot and

[15:19:45] Real hood terrorist shit

[15:19:48] All right, mr. Block one. Do you hear me? Yeah one sec

[15:19:53] What's your price? Oh my god? He's shooting people. Hold on

[15:19:57] Don't don't get hit. All right get in. What's my price for what this woman?

[15:20:15] I heard that you're having a governor's ball tonight. Yeah. All right. How about this day?

[15:20:21] Okay, good. If you just slip into your you go give a speech

[15:20:29] Like kind of like slip into that a little bit like, you know, maybe terrorists, maybe we got to hear them out before we judge them

[15:20:35] if you just slip into that speech like you know maybe maybe hood terrorism you

[15:20:42] know I mean maybe these guys aren't 100% like I could kind of see it what

[15:20:46] they're saying a little bit I'm saying bitch I'm trying to say negotiate with

[15:20:52] there is what do you say I'm saying just motherfuckers should just hear them

[15:20:55] out just hear them out dog I'm hearing you know right now you're just mumbling

[15:20:59] and jumbling I'm saying dog slipping to your speech like maybe what you know

[15:21:04] I'm saying maybe hood terrorists like they got some decent points sometimes. That's all I'm saying

[15:21:09] Okay, what points can we compromise sometimes things need to get bomb?

[15:21:15] Okay, I agree with that. Hi KO should glow in the dark with how much bombs

[15:21:20] Yeah, and sometimes we need to get naps and honestly I just

[15:21:26] And also if the cops get shot it just makes a better police force because the weak ones are getting like

[15:21:32] cold and shit you know no I think that's shootings is better but well nah but

[15:21:45] see that's what I'm saying because if because Mike yeah hello what's he's in

[15:21:58] he said he gave you a job at the review and he fed you and took care of hang up

[15:22:02] and recall them back oh let me I gotta call you back Tony you can't hear you

[15:22:08] one sec okay you hear me hello yeah what's good yeah okay what country you

[15:22:24] shoot Los Angeles yeah okay all right so anyways you know the time like you came

[15:22:31] to the video you brought three guns in you said Tony you want a job I said of

[15:22:34] course yeah I got shot by all your security guards and then you said maybe

[15:22:39] come back tomorrow again I told you I fired that guy I said it's done what

[15:22:45] What does it mean? What does it mean to you?

[15:22:49] I don't know, bro. What the fuck that means?

[15:22:52] It means she was fired.

[15:22:53] All right, hold up. Hold up. Hey, hang up and we'll call him back.

[15:22:57] Oh, okay.

[15:22:58] Hang that shit up.

[15:23:02] Yo!

[15:23:04] Hey, what's up? My valued customer.

[15:23:06] Hey, put that shit on the, uh, put that shit down that we got.

[15:23:12] Lady, get out. Get out the way.

[15:23:13] Oh, oh, yes.

[15:23:13] Yeah, show them all fucking claw machine.

[15:23:16] Well, yeah, I'm serious.

[15:23:18] I

[15:23:20] Place that shit down. Oh, it's got a lot of little parts. Let me just put it together

[15:23:27] Did she work here? Oh, she worked for me

[15:23:32] Yeah, I work for him

[15:23:35] Nice, I love returning customers. What's up? Hey, what's up dog?

[15:23:40] Thank shit repeat customers nice

[15:23:44] What is this call machine word you find it shit?

[15:23:47] uh dumpster restore myself yeah that's nice uh i mean you got like nice

[15:23:56] lighting and shit too this is really that's really nice how much

[15:24:03] hmm i'll take yeah i'm gonna need at least fifty dollars for this to make

[15:24:09] my money dollars can we do 45 i really need 50 you really need 50 yeah

[15:24:16] Did you need some water ma'am?

[15:24:18] Actually, I'm really parched.

[15:24:20] Sounds like a good night.

[15:24:22] Do you mind if I get her some water over here?

[15:24:24] Yeah, she can have some water.

[15:24:26] Oh, okay.

[15:24:28] Sounds good.

[15:24:33] Here you go, sir. Pleasure doing business with you.

[15:24:35] Oh, time's up. Come on, lady. Let's go.

[15:24:37] I'm sorry.

[15:24:39] Yeah, come on. Let's go.

[15:24:41] Thanks, dog. We'll be back with more shit.

[15:24:43] Oh, hell yeah.

[15:24:45] See you later.

[15:24:47] Maybe the customer lightly program, you know, this is actually let's get her in the trunks and she's the kidnapped one

[15:24:53] Wait, huh?

[15:25:02] Noah can you just disassemble this she did it so shittily

[15:25:08] No hostages don't get that so that they can't run

[15:25:11] Hey put your J belt on dog. I got it on. I never leave the crib without my J belt on.

[15:25:26] Yeah. Hey lady you be knowing anyone else that be having shit? Oh god um I just I work

[15:25:34] at the homo mamas so they have stuff in there but I don't know if anyone's open right

[15:25:37] know. Okay, shit. Um, we're the, hey, call, uh, let's let's go, let's all go

[15:25:43] somewhere. And then we'll call back the mayor. Okay, any Jones? Yeah, but Andy

[15:25:50] Jones sounds obese in Italian now. It's not the mayor. It's the governor. Oh,

[15:25:58] well, that makes sense. His name's Anthony Greta. Oh, where the fuck is

[15:26:06] Sandy Jones

[15:26:08] I don't know who that is

[15:26:10] The mayor

[15:26:10] The mayor of Los Santos

[15:26:14] I've never met her, I didn't know we had a mayor

[15:26:17] Sandy Jones

[15:26:18] I just have to write an article about that

[15:26:22] Yeah, you should dog

[15:26:36] You've been brothers in a minute

[15:26:38] Yeah, where you been dog?

[15:26:40] Shit, I was in Manhattan

[15:26:42] Okay

[15:26:43] Yeah, my friend Sean

[15:26:45] Sean in Manhattan?

[15:26:47] Yep

[15:26:48] you in there just chillin party and hey that's what's up I guess dog hi get out

[15:26:55] the trunk lady let's all go in here yeah to the back to the back to the back to

[15:27:08] the back to the back on to the back to the back on all the way to the back so

[15:27:13] that garage door shuts why the fuck ain't it shut let's go in here hey

[15:27:20] Hey, make sure she don't run, I got a piss.

[15:27:23] Okay.

[15:27:25] Don't run.

[15:27:25] Oh Jesus Christ.

[15:27:28] I swear that I will up this shit.

[15:27:33] I'm my hands up, I can't tell.

[15:27:37] Nah, but what you gonna do? I got a fucking assault rifle.

[15:27:40] Yeah, I would, yeah, no, I'm not gonna turn anything.

[15:27:43] I'm turning this garage into a bag, dad, you keep playing.

[15:27:45] I'm not playing.

[15:27:47] You're getting the highway of death?

[15:27:50] The what?

[15:27:51] The highway of death, you getting that picture?

[15:27:53] No.

[15:27:53] You should have a very, very significant picture.

[15:27:59] What's it about?

[15:28:00] What's the plot?

[15:28:01] Just America?

[15:28:03] Just killing hella motherfuckers?

[15:28:06] Beach, beach, mouse.

[15:28:08] Ah, okay.

[15:28:10] Beach, mouse.

[15:28:11] Beach, beach, mouse.

[15:28:13] Beach, mouse.

[15:28:15] Beach, beach, mouse.

[15:28:17] Did you work at that pawn shop then or?

[15:28:20] No.

[15:28:21] friend of Mike's? Yeah, kinda. I like to think so.

[15:28:27] Well, but you're not quite sure. Well, you know, our relationship is tumultuous

[15:28:36] at times, but I know deep down he loves me. But he doesn't give you the validation you

[15:28:42] need. No, that's what keeps me coming back.

[15:28:46] Oh, well, I mean, I think you deserve better than that person.

[15:28:50] Ah, either this or fucking work at a burger shop.

[15:28:57] You know, I heard they don't even sell food anymore.

[15:29:00] What do they sell?

[15:29:01] I don't know.

[15:29:03] They were just yelling in the mall earlier

[15:29:04] that they don't sell food anymore and to leave,

[15:29:06] and then they closed up and left.

[15:29:11] Well, I don't eat that processed shit anyway.

[15:29:12] I got a Mediterranean diet right now.

[15:29:15] What's that?

[15:29:16] Where do you usually eat them?

[15:29:17] I just eat cucumbers.

[15:29:19] Cucumbers and hummus.

[15:29:21] That's how I eat.

[15:29:22] That's how I get the slim build, you know?

[15:29:24] 13% body fat

[15:29:27] What the fuck are you talking about?

[15:29:29] My Mediterranean diet

[15:29:32] Like fucking falafel and shit

[15:29:34] Yeah

[15:29:35] No, I yeah, I mean that sounds good. I guess

[15:29:42] Now let's go over here yo

[15:29:43] So what you can only eat shit like from the Mediterranean region and shit dog pretty much

[15:29:52] Like hummus and like chicken and shit come birds

[15:29:55] yeah yeah they got cute in like um in like general souls chicken I think that's

[15:30:08] Asian yeah that's yeah that's over there I think I'm not really good at

[15:30:13] geography Asian the Mediterranean Sea they got what else they got oh you got you

[15:30:20] get a Turkish delight oh those fuck yeah hey uh hey hey call them back okay as

[15:30:28] the mayor yeah let's figure this shit out I feel like you've been on a meta

[15:30:47] diet since I've known you though yeah

[15:30:58] yeah my guess you don't give a fuck yeah it's like the ninth ring man you've

[15:31:08] always been on a meta terrain diet

[15:31:18] Yeah, I don't know, he's not picking up.

[15:31:23] Hey, you know what, and what about it?

[15:31:26] I'm just saying, love.

[15:31:28] Hey, bro, I am what I am.

[15:31:30] Guess what, I'm still here, and I'm still here.

[15:31:32] I'm not fucking staying here anymore, but guess what?

[15:31:34] I haven't been still here.

[15:31:35] What does that say?

[15:31:37] I guess it work.

[15:31:39] Exactly, bro.

[15:31:43] What does?

[15:31:46] Someone just sent me an audio message.

[15:31:48] Could I listen to it?

[15:31:50] Yeah, all right.

[15:32:06] I don't know. He didn't pick up. Hey, he just sent me pictures of pink hair cops house

[15:32:18] Is that you're here?

[15:32:30] Yeah, you get those pictures. How nice are they beautiful?

[15:32:35] You that sounded like Trump

[15:32:38] Beautiful pictures. Do you like them? Yeah? Yeah

[15:32:45] Continue to negotiate. Now you want to just look at those pictures all day. Why you send me a picture of a cops house?

[15:32:50] It's your house.

[15:32:52] What?

[15:32:54] Yeah, that's pink hair cop house.

[15:32:56] It's your house.

[15:33:00] No, that's her house.

[15:33:02] We made her buy it.

[15:33:04] And then we made her give us keys.

[15:33:06] Wait, wait, what?

[15:33:08] Yeah, that's pink hair cop's house.

[15:33:10] Wait, she owns a house,

[15:33:12] but you use it?

[15:33:14] Mm-hmm.

[15:33:16] Okay, either way.

[15:33:18] That's your place of home.

[15:33:20] I send you a picture of home.

[15:33:22] What we doing?

[15:33:24] Put your phone down, lady.

[15:33:26] Sorry.

[15:33:27] Do that shit again and I'm cutting your hands off.

[15:33:29] Okay, sorry. I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't.

[15:33:32] I'm about to go G on your ass, bro, for real.

[15:33:35] I should hear along this bitch. I'm cutting your head off.

[15:33:38] A nail on her finger.

[15:33:40] Your house is gonna glow in the dark.

[15:33:43] You're gonna be sniffing my dick.

[15:33:45] That sounds fucking awesome.

[15:33:47] why maybe we should lay a finger bro low-key

[15:33:50] don't lay a finger what you gonna do my asshole

[15:33:54] what i'm saying here we go fuck it

[15:33:58] right now

[15:34:10] oh so it's like that you ain't gonna give you ain't gonna give your pro

[15:34:13] terrorism speech

[15:34:15] I don't have to do a speech. I send you a picture of house, house is there.

[15:34:21] Burr, I'll just kidnap a cop and get another house.

[15:34:25] Well, let's, it's up to you, but...

[15:34:28] You're not doing this speech?

[15:34:30] I gotta go, I gotta go.

[15:34:31] All right, I'm throwing her off a building.

[15:34:33] Don't throw off a building.

[15:34:35] Okay, all right, if you throw off a building, I will wreck you.

[15:34:41] Why are you so sexual with your threats?

[15:34:44] Why are you so sexual with your threats dog?

[15:34:49] What is wrong with that?

[15:34:50] How is this sexual?

[15:34:51] How?

[15:34:52] You say you're gonna tear my shit up.

[15:34:54] No, I said I'm gonna wreck you.

[15:34:56] Yeah, that's sexual.

[15:34:57] Like I'm about to wreck that pussy.

[15:35:00] You said you say it like that.

[15:35:02] So I'm gonna wreck your ass.

[15:35:04] You're going there, you're a pussy.

[15:35:06] So my god.

[15:35:07] Bro, we will throw this woman and we are going to drive her into a gas station if

[15:35:12] You don't give your pro-terrorism speech

[15:35:14] What do you mean by pro-terrorism? All right, we'll do pro-terrorism speech. Are you showing up? All right?

[15:35:19] Where's it gonna be at?

[15:35:20] It's gonna be at the casino the top of the casino. Oh, that's perfect dog

[15:35:28] That is perfect dog

[15:35:31] Are you coming? Hey, but hey, I'm

[15:35:36] Don't do any do not hey don't do anything funny dog

[15:35:42] I'll tell General Jim boom to stand down. Is that if that's what you want? Yeah. Hey, just don't don't do it

[15:35:48] Don't do anything for me. I got two generals here. They're very upset. Hope you don't

[15:35:52] Don't you not gonna do anything funny?

[15:35:55] I'm not gonna do anything funny. Are you doing funny? No, I'm gonna go and I'm all listed

[15:36:02] Do you give the pro-terrorism speech and then I'm gonna leave?

[15:36:06] And I'm and she gonna stay there

[15:36:08] Where are you?

[15:36:10] It ain't, huh?

[15:36:12] Where are you?

[15:36:13] I'm ubiquitous dog.

[15:36:15] Where's your location?

[15:36:17] I'm in your head dog.

[15:36:19] You feel me?

[15:36:20] I'm like an idea yo.

[15:36:21] And shit.

[15:36:23] Like all great terrorism leaders.

[15:36:25] Oh I'm very excited to see you at the casino.

[15:36:30] Why you make it sound like that?

[15:36:32] You sound so damn sexual dog.

[15:36:35] You know.

[15:36:36] Why the fuck do you make it sound like that?

[15:36:38] Like you think they can just get away with the wrong doings

[15:36:45] No, oh, we kind of did well. Yeah, I mean we're you're not gonna get away

[15:36:50] But if I have something to do with it

[15:36:52] Hey, bro wrong people get away all the time and then guess what since they got away

[15:36:58] They then history right it is them being right

[15:37:03] Mm-hmm

[15:37:06] Columbus well, okay

[15:37:08] yeah dog all right all right all right whatever I'll see you there I wait

[15:37:18] sit down touch it what what okay bye hold on stay as long as it is why hey

[15:37:26] loney punch her in the mouth I swear to get

[15:37:30] Oh

[15:37:33] Yeah, she just got punched

[15:37:36] Yep

[15:37:38] Don't fuck with me dog. Don't don't general general shit the house

[15:37:43] Bro, we do not care about

[15:37:46] Don't know house dog. We do not

[15:37:49] Seconds dog. That is not our house. I gotta go. I gotta go hold on when it when is when is it?

[15:37:55] It's in an hour. You're gonna feed it or now what makes sure it's gonna die

[15:38:00] I'm starving, Tony.

[15:38:02] Yeah, we don't feed our hostages so that way they can't run away easily.

[15:38:05] It might not be. It actually might not be.

[15:38:12] Thank you.

[15:38:14] All right. So here's what we're gonna do, okay?

[15:38:18] I'm gonna give you this sniper rifle.

[15:38:21] Oh my god.

[15:38:23] And you're gonna go from across the way.

[15:38:25] It sets a dude on the roof.

[15:38:26] And if shit goes bad, I'm gonna put my hands up

[15:38:29] They just start popping anyone. They got a gun on me

[15:38:33] Okay, or or the or shoot the mayor. Yeah, shoot the mayor dog. I'm just talking everybody. You just what?

[15:38:42] Yeah, I mean, yeah, you can do that too because I got I got a gun as well and shit, right?

[15:38:48] Yeah, I guess I just take her in there and hang with handcuffs and

[15:38:52] Just in with a gun on her and just be like hey

[15:38:55] Give your pro terror and then I'm gonna gracefully jump off the roof and parachute away

[15:39:09] That's a good idea right can I pick the glasses back up? No

[15:39:14] That way it'll be harder for you to run away if you try to

[15:39:18] Yeah, this is a good idea. This is this really gonna work on it might make a good story

[15:39:28] yeah

[15:39:30] when you like a

[15:39:32] Got helicopter pilot

[15:39:38] Pilot for hire someone need to make me warm and fun. What the fuck

[15:39:57] Yeah, put it on speaker. Hi, this is Juniper Jones

[15:40:03] Are you okay?

[15:40:06] Yup, totally okay

[15:40:11] Wow, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out

[15:40:13] Um, who's who's this a team at tiffin we talked and I've got the you know

[15:40:23] Governors talked up that up. Oh, yes, of course. Um, you know, I'm actually a little busy

[15:40:37] But you might see me if you're up in the hills, okay

[15:40:45] You better you're coming with us put your hands up

[15:41:02] Come on damn you just don't give a fuck

[15:41:09] Fuck it there's two guns here who cares

[15:41:16] People can just never let shit play out man

[15:41:35] Dumbass, Gossper.

[15:41:36] Alright, no more phone for you, lady.

[15:41:47] I'm sorry.

[15:41:50] When the fuck did you even do that?

[15:41:53] What do you mean?

[15:41:54] When the fuck did you do that?

[15:41:55] Do what? I just...

[15:41:56] You saw everything I did.

[15:41:58] You dropped the location.

[15:41:59] No, I didn't.

[15:42:00] Yeah, you did.

[15:42:01] I swear to God, I did.

[15:42:02] Yeah, you did.

[15:42:03] You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

[15:42:04] All I did was save the hills.

[15:42:05] That's it.

[15:42:06] That's the only time.

[15:42:07] Not the cops pull up.

[15:42:08] How the fuck the cops pull up?

[15:42:08] In the boat.

[15:42:10] I don't know.

[15:42:13] Mm-hmm.

[15:42:19] Mm-mm.

[15:42:21] I swear I didn't do that.

[15:42:22] Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

[15:42:24] Alright, can we trust her?

[15:42:39] I mean, how the hell the cops pull up, bro?

[15:42:41] They smell your piss from all the way out there, bro. They're no shot.

[15:42:43] I mean, I guess we just gotta fucking take her phone and shit now, dawg.

[15:42:50] Yeah, I mean, that's all we do.

[15:42:52] See, this is why we don't feed them, so that they don't run away.

[15:43:00] Exactly, bro.

[15:43:01] Exactly, dawg.

[15:43:09] You don't think she's had a location of someone?

[15:43:11] That's a crazy place to guess, though.

[15:43:20] But maybe they were there for some other shit, but I don't know a dog. That's a crazy guess.

[15:43:27] Solo car ping? No one's solo car.

[15:43:34] It might have been a local ping by hitting her.

[15:43:40] Oh yeah, that's true. That is a thing.

[15:43:43] Maybe.

[15:43:48] Maybe.

[15:43:51] They got there, like, you know what I'm saying?

[15:43:59] No, no, no, no. They mean when Tony punches.

[15:44:09] Ah, fuck it. Benefit of the doubt, whatever.

[15:44:11] but I am a little squinty-eyed that's all I'm all right give me that phone okay

[15:44:21] okay I'm sorry keep your hand she did it again

[15:44:29] why did what I did not swear to God I didn't

[15:44:34] okay we will news I do I'm a journalist take news media it's actually true I do

[15:44:46] a lot of hard work to make sure I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew it. No, it's what it's...

[15:44:51] You're fake media. No, I'm not. Everything I've ever created is true. Hello. Hello. Yeah, what's

[15:45:03] good? Hey, I was your lawyer a few months ago. Yeah, yeah, what's good, dog? I think you may have

[15:45:10] kidnapped someone on Life Invader. Yeah, I did. The Gazette lady. Yeah. How much were her not to

[15:45:18] dead

[15:45:22] Well, we don't really want to kill her. Yeah

[15:45:28] She's gonna be the special guest at the mayor ball

[15:45:35] What's what you got planned there nothing

[15:45:40] Lieutenant governor I will be there. All right, then you'll see you know

[15:45:45] Okay

[15:45:46] Yeah, just so you know it. There's a lot of squat people there right now

[15:45:50] why I don't know cuz we're governor's swampy well maybe we should just kill

[15:45:57] them I but I give you money and you just you just we don't negotiate with

[15:46:03] terrorists maybe maybe we should just kill her remember that time I got your

[15:46:08] seven Lawrence I'm I kind of feel like that I'm gonna show up to this thing and

[15:46:13] get shot in the head I mean if you don't do anything foolish so I guess we

[15:46:20] I could just kill her.

[15:46:22] You won't get shot in the head.

[15:46:24] I have to cover this event.

[15:46:26] Like...

[15:46:28] 50 grand.

[15:46:33] 50 grand?

[15:46:35] Damn, that's pretty good.

[15:46:37] You gonna come alone?

[15:46:39] Just, I mean, throw it the whole straight.

[15:46:41] Just what?

[15:46:43] I'm in a city hall. If you just bring it to city hall.

[15:46:45] I'll pull out 50 grand right now

[15:46:47] and I'll give it to you.

[15:46:49] No one knows we talking in shit right now.

[15:46:51] I feel like if we show up there we're probably just gonna we probably don't just get shot in the head

[15:47:23] Also that month look a straight line right the other cops of the casino hell

[15:47:28] not cuz there was caught to that house that we were at yeah but there'd be like

[15:47:31] cops everywhere dog real shit yeah hmm $50,000 or pro-terrorism speech pro

[15:47:46] terrorism speech bro can't pay for a message you can't pray you can't pay

[15:47:50] an idea oh yeah i mean you can dog super bowl commercial like okay but like man we

[15:47:58] could be like the the carl marks of terrorism the fucking uh yeah the

[15:48:08] Bismarck keek of terrorism exactly bro we could we could really we could ignite

[15:48:12] the flame that leads a revolution yeah that's true yeah that's probably two we

[15:48:21] probably should just do that shit huh but damn we're gonna get shot in the head

[15:48:26] aren't we uh hey I mean but you know what but at least people will know the

[15:48:32] message we're not a lot did those cops know we were fucking there that's what

[15:48:37] I gotta know I gotta know how the cops knew we what the fuck was that let me do

[15:48:43] this looks at the snitch phone or any

[15:48:53] pings let me look at her phone for any

[15:49:01] pings right now or something

[15:49:15] fucking

[15:49:19] 100 gifted

[15:49:24] oh

[15:49:26] oh

[15:49:28] oh

[15:49:30] see anything bro

[15:49:36] nothing darling

[15:49:38] how the fuck they know

[15:49:40] maybe a local snitch

[15:49:42] yeah maybe whoever lives there said there's some people beating up a woman in her backyard

[15:49:46] yeah honestly how could I feel like shit like that doesn't happen in like the hills

[15:49:50] you know what I'm saying

[15:49:52] read the shit yeah I know right like hey we could just be some famous asthma oh

[15:49:57] yeah there's some fucking gates and shit all the way the shit who own this private

[15:50:06] property Reaper thank you for the hundred gifted subs I just wanted to

[15:50:13] hear the new sublet okay we need a new car dog yo they got a helicopter right

[15:50:26] there smoke weed every dad you apologize right now to that man for his

[15:50:56] investment or else there we go good that's a good little bitch that's a

[15:51:25] cool-ass car right there right there that is a cool yellow one I fuck with that

[15:51:29] car yeah that is that bitch is kind of nice oh I miss if I if I get just

[15:51:38] gatticus voice line for a

[15:51:45] lawyer I'm just gonna be real yeah I saw it on TV and just change things for

[15:51:50] what the fuck you saying dog you mean like what you mean you was like hey

[15:51:58] I'm like some of us on I-11 and like it rolled in the military

[15:52:02] the fucking guy did the opposite all of his characters are super annoying well I

[15:52:09] was gonna say since 2019 yeah hey I do not hey 9-11 was a bad thing

[15:52:19] purry it dog that shit was not good but

[15:52:24] sometimes you know I'm saying you do got

[15:52:26] to blow up a motherfuckers house I mean

[15:52:29] shit that's the first thing fat Tony

[15:52:31] just tried to do yeah and one time I

[15:52:45] did orchestrate a plane being flown into

[15:52:47] the liquid library oh god are up each

[15:52:50] header yeah but again you know I'm

[15:52:53] saying that's just I'm at this car

[15:52:56] I bet you look fast dog. I bet you just look fast.

[15:53:04] You can't drive fast dude, we can't fucking barely keep up.

[15:53:09] Well fuck, what are we gonna do? We got like 30 minutes to kill?

[15:53:15] I think it's like an hour still.

[15:53:20] Damn, it's, oh yeah, that shit is, uh-huh.

[15:53:23] Well I guess we can go steal some more stuff from her workplace.

[15:53:29] I think the red carpet starts at 830.

[15:53:31] Oh for real? Okay.

[15:53:32] And then the party starts at 9.

[15:53:35] God damn it.

[15:53:36] For us, we're okay.

[15:53:40] You get a good picture of the red carpet, I'll print it in the paper when I write about this.

[15:53:44] Hey! Mike Block on the red carpet, that could be huge!

[15:53:51] It'd be like the photo of Snoop Dogg and Tupac.

[15:53:54] Dang, I'm dumb!

[15:53:56] Thanks for the five gifted subs!

[15:54:13] My god!

[15:54:15] We got him.

[15:54:16] Mike, they're talking on radio behind us, bro.

[15:54:21] Hurry up! Get her in the trunk!

[15:54:26] Mike, are you hearing me?

[15:54:27] Yeah, I hear you dog!

[15:54:29] Just get the fucking...

[15:54:30] Get out of here!

[15:54:31] Those people are crazy!

[15:54:33] No way did I pop a tire, dog!

[15:54:35] Just kind of suck anyway.

[15:54:53] We'll get her in this trunk.

[15:54:56] Give me the car, lady!

[15:55:12] You good, lady!

[15:55:13] You good!

[15:55:17] I think I'm on the radio.

[15:55:17] You're like a recipe on the radio.

[15:55:42] Oh, a little bit of time to kill you.

[15:55:46] Just listening to vaccine podcasts.

[15:55:57] You guys listening to any good podcasts?

[15:55:59] Yeah, I listen to the ones where they tell me talk about serial killers so I can get ideas

[15:56:06] They'd be like

[15:56:09] Yeah, I don't like I don't like true crime though. I like real ass crime

[15:56:15] Oh, you can true or than true. Yeah, like some shay like hey

[15:56:20] We should make a podcast where you just are witnessing me kill someone and you just talk about how I'm doing it and shit I

[15:56:25] I guess if you wanted to, we could do that.

[15:56:30] Oh shit. I agree.

[15:56:41] This motherfucker spitting on the radio.

[15:56:44] I could go through the enchilada.

[15:56:58] You want to get enchilada?

[15:57:02] Oh yeah.

[15:57:04] Yeah.

[15:57:05] Hey, let's go scope that bitch out.

[15:57:13] Did they drop the lady off safe and sound?

[15:57:22] Yeah.

[15:57:27] What about you lady?

[15:57:28] You just be listening to the true crime shit?

[15:57:32] Uh, yeah, true crime. I'm kind of into like improv podcasts, too, you know?

[15:57:37] Improv for humans, that kind of thing.

[15:57:40] What the fuck is that?

[15:57:42] Uh, you know, where they kind of like, it's like comedians, but they make everything up on the spot.

[15:57:47] I thought that was all podcasts.

[15:57:50] Well, yeah, but these ones are like...

[15:57:53] Like, I guess funny.

[15:57:55] So they do like this?

[15:57:57] Yeah, yeah, it's like...

[15:57:58] Oh, that's it, that's it.

[15:58:00] Like what? Like, give me an example, though.

[15:58:02] um like uh like uh you know uh here's a scene like you're playing a dog and you're playing the

[15:58:12] dog's owner and the dog just uh i bite the owner uh what oh yeah i bite the owner

[15:58:20] oh well that's like furry roleplay what you're describing i i i was just seeing cool with the

[15:58:24] dog i'm furry roleplay i'll run away from the owner and i go and attack the nearest toddler

[15:58:29] Well, see, you're doing, like, D&D-type shit right now.

[15:58:32] And it's really more like, you know, you pretend to be the owner, and then, uh, it's the other guy who's...

[15:58:40] I'm sorry, I don't know what your name is.

[15:58:41] Hey, I run away from the owner, jump into the window of the nearest kindergarten class,

[15:58:46] and just start fucking... and chaos unleashes.

[15:58:50] Did your mom be kindergarteners?

[15:58:52] Yeah, I jump through the window, and all fucking hell breaks loose, dawg.

[15:58:58] Well, you know, I guess you win, then. You win that season.

[15:59:02] Yeah! Hey, I should get on that! I should get on that shit!

[15:59:05] Yeah, there you go.

[15:59:08] Yeah, I should get on that shit.

[15:59:14] Alright, give me another one.

[15:59:18] Oh, okay. How about you are your teacher and a student, just, uh...

[15:59:30] I

[15:59:34] Wrote a naughty word on the white words. All right

[15:59:39] What's the problem?

[15:59:44] Well, you got a distance. Well, I mean, maybe it's my problem, right? That's up to you. That's now it's your scene. All right

[15:59:50] I guess maybe your friend can play the student. All right. I

[15:59:54] Hold one of I pull a gun out and I make them put their hands up and then I call their parents and say hey

[16:00:00] I'm gonna need $50 for all your children's safety dog or it's over

[16:00:05] I don't get paid enough to do this shit for free on God

[16:00:09] Did I win that one?

[16:00:21] How does the kid react to getting stood up for money? Probably cry they probably cry

[16:00:30] True

[16:00:36] It's all you know, it's a you know an improv you can do anything you're basically a cod so you know you can

[16:00:43] You can, you can, you know, the kid maybe starts flying and it's a magical school the whole time.

[16:00:49] Oh shit, I'd shoot him.

[16:00:52] Yeah, that freaked me out, I'd shoot him.

[16:00:56] Nah, I don't fuck with that Harry Potter ass shit, that kid's getting shot.

[16:01:01] Yeah, you clip his wings in the hand, he falls to the ground and what do you need?

[16:01:06] Alright, then I'll put one in his head just to make sure.

[16:01:09] Wow, you win again, you're so good at impact.

[16:01:12] I am good at this shit, huh?

[16:01:14] Holy shit, yo, maybe you should join the community theater and then and not do what they got two helicopters

[16:01:21] Yes, they here. I'm just making sure you can get a shot dog

[16:01:59] Bah, yeah, I'm good. Oh, yeah, I'm getting shot the second I walk in there, huh? I can't hear

[16:02:46] Sounds go these are these exist. These are real. I'm coming back around yo

[16:03:10] Situation I think we just got spotted

[16:03:12] me I think we just got spotted where above us oh shit that is the

[16:03:20] helicopter oh I guess we could just shoot it down yeah honestly because we

[16:03:33] Yeah, I can't look up on my neck

[16:04:00] Me too, damn holy shit that pistol range

[16:04:09] I don't know, no.

[16:04:10] Oh, you're in the trunk, oh fuck.

[16:04:14] GG.

[16:04:17] That's over.

[16:04:29] I think they might, I think they might have buffed it, chat.

[16:04:31] I know.

[16:04:40] What the fuck?

[16:04:42] Police airplane?

[16:04:55] Alright, lady, out of the trunk.

[16:04:57] Okay.

[16:05:00] Hey, tell Tony there were just too many damn cops there, yo.

[16:05:04] Oh, let me call them.

[16:05:06] Hello.

[16:05:07] Bro, they got a, they got a fighter jet, bro.

[16:05:09] Oh, hell no.

[16:05:10] come here call Tony call Tony put on speaker okay okay actually fucking I'll

[16:05:18] do it what's his number um I'll have my phone on me yeah you called you earlier

[16:05:29] right maybe I should just take the fucking $50,000 we're gonna get shot man

[16:06:20] but it could be funny 50k I'm getting shot no matter what funny over money

[16:06:54] yeah car switch hurry up get in the

[16:07:24] truck shit sorry all right let me kill

[16:07:28] this guy watch out get out of the road

[16:07:30] good you saw the gun so Mike yeah we're

[16:08:04] getting shot let's go to the red carpet

[16:08:48] dog and you go I spoke to come bro

[16:08:54] what happened yo what happened but he

[16:08:59] pulled up he really pulled up in front

[16:09:01] of me and started shooting up up at the

[16:09:02] whip of my fucking AR just drilled

[16:09:04] down bro all right go get changed so they so they don't know what's you yeah

[16:09:09] I'm gonna I'm gonna come in right now to get more and I'm gonna put up meet you

[16:09:15] hey we're going to the red carpet event because I mean we just got a walker down

[16:09:18] the red carpet me and you dog I don't show you my suit on yeah yeah get your

[16:09:23] suit on dog perfect go I'm gonna meet you at the casino or do I mean at

[16:09:27] government at the casino dog at the casino eat them off like a Tony was

[16:09:32] down there and shit dog I gotta I'm gonna stop and get some chips and some shit

[16:09:35] real quick we just got to do it live and on the red carpet Mike block with the

[16:09:53] hostage with a stunning AR 15 wow so nice you give it less than three minutes

[16:10:23] or mentally to bullet I think that's a little generous wait here okay hey what's

[16:10:49] good yo let me have three taco five water have I been on Mike a while no

[16:11:18] nah so that way you can't run away if you're starving then you have less

[16:11:23] energy and you won't be able to run as easily your fight back easy yeah that's

[16:11:29] not you just got a free lesson out of Mike block crime school how to take a

[16:11:33] hostage segment make sure they're starved and weak so it'll be harder for

[16:11:37] them to fight back and shit dog you must you're pretty good at what you do yeah

[16:11:43] yeah you pretty good at what you do too you got that article up fast as fuck dog

[16:11:47] I got what that article remember oh yeah yeah I'm a fast typer yeah yeah

[16:11:56] what's your WPM 2000 I wish I usually smoke my friends in that little

[16:12:04] It's hype racing game though, you know, smoking on them keyboard packs

[16:12:09] Yeah, exactly. Oh

[16:12:12] I don't worry. We're just gonna go to the motherfucking event and we're gonna walk the red carpet with you at gunpoint

[16:12:21] And then fat Tony'll give a speech and this will all be over that sounds good, that sounds good easy, right?

[16:12:32] Easy, I just have to walk right

[16:12:34] Mm-hmm. No way this can go wrong. I agree. I agree. Yeah, we're getting shot

[16:13:01] 200% dog

[16:13:12] You're gonna drive up and get shot immediately. Maybe not. I have a mask on

[16:13:22] Respect the mask. Do you have any like pro tips on not getting kidnaps?

[16:13:26] Have a gun

[16:13:29] Yeah, I've heard that one

[16:13:35] Don't be a mark be in a gang

[16:13:41] life is for me. You can join our gang if you want. What's your gang? The Blocks. Oh! Or

[16:13:50] One Fitty Gang. Yeah, really, One Fitty Gang is like a sister corporation. One Fitty

[16:13:58] Gang is like the parent company and shit, though. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Are you like

[16:14:04] like the CEO then or? I don't really believe in like a leader, you know what I'm saying?

[16:14:12] I feel like that it's just kind of like whoever at the time is feeling that shit.

[16:14:17] You know what I'm saying?

[16:14:18] Like a co-op, sort of.

[16:14:20] Yeah, sure, sure.

[16:14:24] Like co-ops.

[16:14:25] You feel me?

[16:14:27] Yeah.

[16:14:28] Sure, yeah, yeah.

[16:14:29] Like co-ops.

[16:14:31] Yeah, co-ops.

[16:14:32] Five base leadership.

[16:14:34] Who's feeling being the leader today?

[16:14:38] Yeah, I've been, you know, I've been wanting to do a story on the games in the city,

[16:14:42] but I really don't have that many connections.

[16:14:44] Oh, yeah. Well, hey, you got my number, I think, or some shit.

[16:14:48] I'll give it to you before I parachute off the roof.

[16:14:52] Okay, great.

[16:14:54] What the fuck is this? There's no one here.

[16:15:25] BANDA!

[16:15:33] Banned for ruining the mayor of- No!

[16:15:37] Seems like the whole server. Yeah.

[16:15:53] I was like, is this event gonna crash the server

[16:15:56] and ruin the VoIP?

[16:16:03] Yes, yes it will.

[16:16:05] I don't even know why people try to do major events like this it I feel like it

[16:16:10] just always fucking crashes the server and no one can hear anyone I don't I

[16:16:17] don't it's been so many years how's the void thing not fixed dog discord can't

[16:16:23] even support 200 people in a fucking voice chat like what do you mean dog the

[16:16:27] technology it just is not there it's just not man yeah exactly there's

[16:16:40] nothing to fix it's just it's just the technology isn't there man the

[16:16:49] technology there it's just too expensive oh yo where is she oh no all right

[16:17:14] next one everyone crashed she's 96th in queue oh my god she was cool she was

[16:17:35] nice I felt bad I accused her of pinging feel bad about that I'm gonna

[16:17:45] apologize to her. You should? Okay now I'm not going to. No, I didn't like that. All right,

[16:17:59] now I'm not going to. No, I was right to think that. Okay. Is she in Q? Champ? Going

[16:18:47] for Meta? Let me know those heliq- Oh. You did a Big Mac pack and got a 10.3k? Sheesh!

[16:20:19] Was that a helicopter shooting at you earlier or a sniper? No, I think someone was shooting

[16:20:23] from the helicopter with a fucking pistol. In landing shots. Which is crazy. Guns kind

[16:20:41] of are lasers on purple. No it was a pistol for sure. Increase accuracy, reduce damage.

[16:21:10] No I think damage is fine. I actually, I think the guns on purple are, I mean it doesn't

[16:21:19] really matter because people just kind of go for headshots anyways. But uh, oh that's

[16:21:26] fun I think the damage is fun I think the only thing is like a lot of like the

[16:21:36] rifles are fucking laser beams man or shed shots were two shots maybe it would

[16:21:56] be nice if headshots were like increased damage I don't know it's just one of

[16:22:00] those things man well now you kind of you you until they reduce the group limit

[16:22:07] then you need you need headshots because the people are gonna fucking 8v1

[16:22:15] people then you need to have a chance no crosshairs you can't do no crosshairs

[16:22:27] because people will fucking take a sharpie and put a crosshair on their

[16:22:32] screen you have to have crosshairs unfortunately because people will cheat

[16:22:43] yeah anyways fuck you fuck you let's go to the red carpet and shit dog yes

[16:22:55] sir you sure you don't want to put on like a tie or something a tie I'm gonna

[16:23:01] tie you up in a burlap sack and throw you into a river oh my god that's wow yeah

[16:23:08] just like I did river was river I can't talk about her she upset me oh really

[16:23:16] she left the gang to fucking sell weed with psych art oh shit and then and then

[16:23:22] cap getting caught she was more successful with us I won't be real oh shit

[16:23:38] yep they go helicopter ETA on the next server crush I'm even it I'm gonna give it

[16:23:52] 10 minutes maybe not even Chiva Chiva chat Jesus Christ can't call her a

[16:24:20] a fucking cheever that's crazy a fucking cheever oh

[16:24:37] psychard from psycharders gun and boreum yeah remember when he wasn't role-playing

[16:24:47] at all that's crazy what a time oh yeah the one-off L Rancho he did steal all

[16:25:02] that shit that's crazy what are we doing huh we're waiting okay yeah we're

[16:25:17] waiting couple minutes with them to roll the red carpet back out oh I see yeah I

[16:25:26] figured why not dog I was gonna get a picture on there with my boyfriend today

[16:25:32] hey you y'all can still do that I'll just have to be in the picture with a

[16:25:36] gun who your boy was good yeah where you at brother I'm all you know the

[16:25:44] motherfucking skate park and shit

[16:25:48] Yeah, I'm like by the bathrooms and shit

[16:25:53] Yes, you do hooker block. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's do it yo

[16:26:00] Perfect see a dog. Oh hell yeah hooker block in town

[16:26:07] What's that mean?

[16:26:08] That means hooker block in town

[16:26:12] Okay, I'll take note of that

[16:26:14] Yeah

[16:26:15] Just a time for us to all go to prison

[16:26:19] Yeah, what's good hooker one? I want someone to stall their skateboard on my ass

[16:26:24] Hello there goblin boy

[16:26:26] Hey, someone could uh someone could probably grind on that pussy because you know it's got rails

[16:26:33] Yeah, I asked him why the fuck he stole my name. Who the fuck is railroad block?

[16:26:39] Apparently he got picked up by relic last night made a kidnap a cop steal his gun jump off a crane

[16:26:45] I'm pretty hard I guess

[16:26:49] Where's the fucking Steve

[16:26:52] Steve he's in Japan

[16:26:54] Oh, he's working on his third cookbook dog. Yeah, I'll walk on the walks it to you

[16:27:00] Yeah, the one's walks it to you

[16:27:02] He should walk his ass back to Los Santos and pick up a fucking gun yo

[16:27:06] Hey, how could you have a gun dog? I got a blicky, but it ain't that big

[16:27:11] But look at this sick blicky. I got look at this one dog. Look at this shit. Yeah

[16:27:22] We got we got the motherfucking governor

[16:27:27] We got the go

[16:27:30] Yeah in the truck and we got to make the governor give a speech how terrorism

[16:27:35] Maybe just hear him out dog

[16:27:37] Maybe terrorism ain't that bad just hear the just hear the terrorists out. Maybe we can work together with them

[16:27:43] Yeah, it's like bush. Yeah, the terrorists right that's what I'm saying dog. You motherfuckers like Tim

[16:27:49] Yeah, let's all love his ass. Let's all go walk the red carpet, but with a hostage

[16:27:54] Yeah, sir

[16:28:07] We're not gonna do that anymore cuz he's probably

[16:28:17] You're just gonna get shot on the head probably

[16:28:19] Okay

[16:28:21] probably now I mean they see the spot right oh shit it's Tony's dad my son

[16:28:37] he's been on my head I'll sit on your head and spin on it you sit on my head

[16:28:43] hey say hey say out of your dad yo not gonna hug you dad oh the helicopter

[16:28:52] Jesus if y'all want a bond you all could like oh no here comes here comes come on

[16:28:58] let's go yo

[16:29:02] I shoot it no I have a mask on all right put your hands up okay yeah let's walk

[16:29:37] to the red carpet everyone all righty this is what I would say if you weren't

[16:29:48] Such a fucking hostage right now.

[16:29:50] Yeah!

[16:29:52] Hotset just can't be beautiful. I feel like it's better if they are, right?

[16:29:54] Yeah, yeah.

[16:29:56] Whenever you're needed for a purpose like my body is with any John, you're just a mongex.

[16:30:00] That is true, yo.

[16:30:02] Yeah.

[16:30:04] What should I do of the casino ain't- oh, there it is.

[16:30:06] Oh, there's the red carpet, yo. Hey, we're Tony.

[16:30:10] He's-

[16:30:14] He's popping the trunk right now.

[16:30:16] Oh, damn. That guy's got a gun that looks like a camera.

[16:30:20] The one that looks like a camera.

[16:30:22] Yeah, that's hard, dog.

[16:30:24] Hey, say cheese.

[16:30:26] More like freeze.

[16:30:28] Hey, we gotta get our red carpet picture.

[16:30:30] Help me, man.

[16:30:32] You've got us coming to red carpet material.

[16:30:34] Red carpet material, dog.

[16:30:36] Funny picture, that's all I'm saying.

[16:30:38] You still want that picture with your husband?

[16:30:40] Um, I would call him, but I don't have

[16:30:42] to follow him, it's my ears.

[16:30:44] What his name?

[16:30:46] Shea Easton.

[16:30:48] red carpet yo hey Tony how are you doing about heroes I'm sorry I'm sorry

[16:30:54] well what's going on yeah yeah hey now we're on the guest list yo of course of

[16:31:04] course I have the list I have to check the list Mike block plus his awesome

[16:31:08] I'm just gonna see a state ID to check the number against the list nah nah nah

[16:31:15] No, no, no, it's Mike. What are you doing dog? Why are you standing in front of the gun?

[16:31:22] Because I don't want you to point a gun at her. That's why

[16:31:29] I will if you will put that down and leave

[16:31:34] Get out of the way of the gun

[16:31:42] We're going up to the event

[16:31:44] okay all right are you gonna take our

[16:31:47] spawning picture?

[16:31:51] it's not a big deal

[16:31:54] the last thing I want to do is shoot her in the spine

[16:31:56] and pair my ankle

[16:31:57] that's the last thing

[16:31:58] that's true

[16:31:59] something that will happen

[16:32:02] smile everyone

[16:32:06] he's walking away

[16:32:08] hey get in the picture

[16:32:12] Tony bitch walking away. I think cheese

[16:32:15] Oh, Sony

[16:32:18] Smiling, I'm smiling cheese

[16:32:22] You are your hands. Oh, you're like on a roller coaster and shit

[16:32:27] Really like

[16:32:30] Hey, what where's that gonna be? Yeah?

[16:32:35] Nice, thanks, man. All right, let's go

[16:32:42] No one seems to care that I have a

[16:32:44] Come on, let's go

[16:32:45] Hey, stop telling that guy to snitch

[16:32:47] Yeah, what's wrong with you?

[16:32:49] Don't tell that guy to snitch

[16:32:50] We're just here for the speech, damn

[16:32:53] Over there, it's way

[16:32:54] Yeah, the speech is...

[16:32:55] Whoa, whoa, whoa

[16:32:57] Fat Tony knows that we're here, damn

[16:33:04] Is this Frank?

[16:33:05] Excuse us

[16:33:06] Yeah, he's us

[16:33:07] Just making our way up top

[16:33:09] Oh, is there an elevator over here?

[16:33:14] I don't know

[16:33:15] I guess that's probably like an elevator

[16:33:17] I don't know, elevator to heaven dawg, where are you going first, see how it is.

[16:33:26] Oh.

[16:33:27] What?

[16:33:28] Are you okay?

[16:33:38] Where am I?

[16:33:40] Oh, this is so scuffed.

[16:33:55] Oh shit, where's she at?

[16:34:16] Hey, the cops are here dawg.

[16:34:18] Guess we'll just wait for them.

[16:34:20] I just went, well I went like through the back of the garage.

[16:34:28] They come in and we're just making-

[16:34:33] We'll have to fake make up if they won't go in.

[16:34:35] Yeah, yeah, just say we're a young couple. I'm fresh 18. They'll buy it.

[16:34:39] I think she walked through the back door of the elevator like me, through the outside.

[16:34:54] I thought it, I thought that we had the elevator.

[16:34:57] All that was it.

[16:34:59] Yeah. Oh, shit, Tony.

[16:35:02] Money.

[16:35:03] Hey, did we have a hostage back that fell through the bottom of the elevator?

[16:35:13] We don't know where she is. We don't know where she is

[16:35:26] Jack stop stop it chat

[16:35:33] Stick ass short skirt long skirt actually you said purple hair

[16:35:43] Yeah, oh

[16:35:46] Add on a weasel news badge

[16:35:48] Okay, hold on. Let me go check and see if she may be...

[16:35:52] Alright, we'll just be here making out.

[16:35:54] Yeah, we'll just be here making out.

[16:35:57] Tony's about to get shot.

[16:36:01] Well, you know, yeah.

[16:36:02] Yeah, sometimes Tony...

[16:36:03] You know what happens, that happens.

[16:36:05] Well, there she is.

[16:36:06] Our hostage!

[16:36:08] Yeah, bring her back over.

[16:36:10] Yeah, bring her back over.

[16:36:19] Come on, back over here.

[16:36:21] Do we have our guns out now, you think?

[16:36:23] Yeah.

[16:36:25] Come on back over here.

[16:36:26] You got your hostage?

[16:36:27] Yeah.

[16:36:27] Yeah, this is our ugly ass hostage.

[16:36:31] All right.

[16:36:32] Nobody do anything hilarious.

[16:36:37] Don't do anything hilarious.

[16:36:39] If I laugh, I sometimes pull triggers.

[16:36:45] We're just here for Fat Tony's speech.

[16:36:48] And then you can have her after the speech.

[16:36:53] I don't know.

[16:36:58] Because she has something to say.

[16:37:01] Yeah, cuz I got cuz I wanted to hear the speech, but I'd be having warrants

[16:37:06] So I needed a hostage to come to a public event

[16:37:16] Yeah, but basically alright

[16:37:19] All right, so here's what happened we took her I okay, where do you want me to start?

[16:37:30] All right, tell her what you know what you tell it in your words cuz you a journalist so you be knowing words and shit

[16:37:37] It's true. It's true.

[16:37:39] Well, I'm just outside the mall in a taxi with my friends,

[16:37:42] and my blocks back ended us, and then told us

[16:37:46] to get out of the car.

[16:37:46] He threatened us with a big gun, so I got out of the car.

[16:37:49] OK, hold on.

[16:37:50] Pause, pause.

[16:37:51] She was in a taxi with her friends.

[16:37:53] I saw one of her friends get in the truck of that car.

[16:37:56] So I was like, oh, easy hostage.

[16:37:59] Of course.

[16:38:00] So I was going to hold them up and say,

[16:38:02] hey, all y'all get out of the car.

[16:38:04] But so I pulled my gun out and said, don't move.

[16:38:07] So anyways, they started moving.

[16:38:10] Ah, yeah, he drove off, so I shot him in the head

[16:38:16] and then I shot the person in the head

[16:38:18] that was behind the taxi driver,

[16:38:20] because I had to shoot through them to get to the driver,

[16:38:23] but this person was the only smart one in the car

[16:38:25] and got out with their hands up,

[16:38:27] so then I took her.

[16:38:30] All right, you can keep telling your side of the story.

[16:38:32] But don't fucking cops.

[16:38:34] But don't snitch on that, please.

[16:38:36] You better not fuck with me.

[16:38:37] If you know if y'all want to keep being security guards here at the motherfucking casino, you're not gonna snitch to the cops about this shit

[16:38:47] Y'all a I'll deal with y'all casino security guards, but y'all ain't gonna be talking to the cops

[16:38:58] Okay

[16:39:00] And then he asked me if I knew where the balls were and so we were gonna go steal somebody's walls

[16:39:07] I was trying to steal someone's house Yeah, and so all I could get was a vending machine

[16:39:20] and it made me carry it, it was really heavy and I couldn't walk or run because I'm starving.

[16:39:26] Gotta keep them malnourished so they can't fight back.

[16:39:29] Can I give her something to eat?

[16:39:32] No, because I don't want her to be able to run away.

[16:39:35] We want to see her ribs.

[16:39:36] Yeah, we gotta keep them weak so that they can't escape.

[16:39:40] It's like a pit bull that you really want to get vicious.

[16:39:42] You just gotta starve them for like five days.

[16:39:45] Make them fight for food.

[16:39:48] No, she's fine.

[16:39:49] No, I'm not.

[16:39:50] She's fine.

[16:39:51] Say you're fucking fine.

[16:39:52] Say you are fucking fine.

[16:39:53] I'm fine.

[16:39:54] I'm fine.

[16:39:55] Tell it.

[16:39:55] OK.

[16:39:56] So are you better?

[16:39:58] I'm fucking better.

[16:39:59] No.

[16:40:00] Yeah, dance.

[16:40:01] Sing and dance.

[16:40:02] Sing and dance.

[16:40:03] Sing and dance.

[16:40:04] But don't do it with me.

[16:40:05] It's so fun. I love being a hostage. I love Mike Block. He's my best friend.

[16:40:10] Yeah, yeah.

[16:40:12] Are you trying to just listen to the speech or are you trying to say something to address me?

[16:40:16] No, we just want to listen.

[16:40:20] So what if we just all go together?

[16:40:22] Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, that's it.

[16:40:26] Yeah, you got it.

[16:40:27] You can just put the gun away.

[16:40:29] Oh, no, no. No, because that's not going to work out.

[16:40:32] Well, why not?

[16:40:33] Because then y'all are going to shoot me in the head.

[16:40:35] What do you think this is day one, Mike Block?

[16:40:37] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[16:40:39] That shit was like four years ago, dog.

[16:40:41] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[16:40:43] Nah, no, absolutely not.

[16:40:45] I've never felt safer than one of the guns in my hands.

[16:40:49] That's true, dog. Why the fuck do you have a gun right now?

[16:40:52] A gun?

[16:40:55] Yeah.

[16:40:56] Because you have a gun.

[16:40:57] Okay.

[16:40:58] It's a bigger gun.

[16:41:00] You got a gun to feel safe.

[16:41:02] That's very true.

[16:41:03] And so do I.

[16:41:04] Well, but see if you put it away, I'll put mine away and we can go off to the speech.

[16:41:10] Let's just all go up together with our guns out and watch the fucking speech, you know?

[16:41:14] No, let's not and say we did, okay?

[16:41:16] Let's do it without the gun.

[16:41:19] That's not gonna be a possibility, dog.

[16:41:23] But she is not gonna get hurt.

[16:41:25] We just gotta go watch the speech, you know?

[16:41:29] And I swear to God, we're just gonna leave after, we're actually just gonna leave

[16:41:32] after the speech.

[16:41:33] We're just super interested in politics.

[16:41:42] I keep a gun point.

[16:41:44] I can't.

[16:41:46] Why don't you let me have the the the hostage to your juniper, right?

[16:41:52] Yeah, let's meet her.

[16:41:54] Yeah.

[16:41:55] Juniper come over here to me.

[16:41:57] Okay.

[16:41:58] And then, I will let you go listen to the speech.

[16:42:04] Mike might be inside.

[16:42:06] How about how is she gonna listen to this each how about we

[16:42:16] How about we all go up together like this because I know

[16:42:21] That you guys have a bunch of guns pointed at an elevator because someone on her radio just said it

[16:42:29] So now I don't trust you anymore

[16:42:33] Well, I mean it's over dog that we're past that now

[16:42:38] We have. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah.

[16:42:42] You want anyone who doesn't listen to me?

[16:42:44] I will personally be the shit out of absolutely not.

[16:42:47] Her friends are going to blow our head off.

[16:42:51] They don't listen to you. We get shot.

[16:42:52] They have just said on her friend radio, we have the elevator surrounded with guns.

[16:42:59] No, no, dog. Let's listen.

[16:43:02] I don't know what to tell you. Those are my demands.

[16:43:04] We all go watch it together with her gunpoint.

[16:43:07] We all go watch the governor's speech together.

[16:43:13] And I feel I feel like it ain't that is it really my asking that much y'all I don't think so

[16:43:24] I really feel like I'm not here's my problem, right? Yeah

[16:43:29] That she's around you guys, right? Yes the chances of her getting her increase

[16:43:34] All right, and I'm not a fan of that. You know, I don't want her to get hurt. Yeah

[16:43:38] That's a tough situation

[16:43:40] You let her go, but then I'll go with you all keeper guns out look out

[16:43:44] But then I don't have levers

[16:43:46] I'll be your leader. I'll be with you. Wait. Oh, so wait, oh wait, so you're gonna switch

[16:43:54] spots? Are you gonna put your hands up? Yeah, but she's a lever. She, we got lever

[16:44:02] with her. We got a, we got a lever, leverage. See, now the fucking SWAT team's here. Look

[16:44:10] the shit we got we got lever lever age lever age well I got leverage I really

[16:44:29] feel like it's not that big of a deal let's just oh let's just all go watch

[16:44:32] the goddamn speed yo why why can't she come I don't know I guess I guess

[16:44:48] I guess free passage

[16:44:57] My gun really free passage

[16:45:02] I want to go walk free passage free passage to the speech

[16:45:09] With her

[16:45:11] with her no damn it give me the word I was running up there and just fucking ice

[16:45:14] the governor right now all right hmm I'll die because that's the Tony I know I'll

[16:45:22] just pop on another and gun him down yeah but the second that we give her to

[16:45:30] you we're gonna get shot in the head by that guy in the SWAT uniform at the

[16:45:34] last pillar with the sniper rifle I'm over here too by the way right that

[16:45:38] Other guy's gonna shoot to we just said and I know that here's the thing dog

[16:45:43] No, I listen. I know what you're saying, but there's 30 other cops around here with sniper rifles that probably feel different

[16:45:51] You know, you know what I'm saying

[16:46:03] I know cuz I'm one

[16:46:06] This doesn't yeah, I did

[16:46:08] It's starting to smell like B.O. over here!

[16:46:11] They said less people will kill bin Laden than there are in this parking garage.

[16:46:15] Alright, when does the speech start anyways?

[16:46:18] I don't get it.

[16:46:19] I'm not video-sucking.

[16:46:21] Hey, can you keep a gun pointed at- Point your gun at her.

[16:46:24] Don't- don't drop it either, cause I'm gonna pull my phone out.

[16:46:27] Hey, don't drop it.

[16:46:28] I just got them to tell me they're not gonna shoot you.

[16:46:32] Hi, Tony!

[16:46:34] Uh, Zuckerberg?

[16:46:35] Tony has a gun pointed at her.

[16:46:38] Oh, what's up Gary? Gary's mom? Oh, he's pulling a gun at us now.

[16:46:47] All right, how about this? How about this? How about this? All right, Pony is, well fuck it,

[16:46:57] how about one of us goes upstairs and makes sure that the governor says the right speech?

[16:47:06] Yeah, and we'll just keep her down here. Oh God wait, what's your say that again? Yeah, we uh

[16:47:13] We're I'm I'm why so basically I've told the governor to say some things in this speech

[16:47:20] And I'm using her as a threat

[16:47:24] Then he just won't say that shit

[16:47:31] I just feel like it's you know, I'm gonna be honest. What's your name lady?

[16:47:36] I feel like you like it's just like all the like you not meeting me in the middle

[16:47:55] Yeah, we're in the basement the cops are being difficult now you can come up whatever with the hostage I

[16:48:02] Mean good like are you gonna listen to speech it? Yes? Yes? Yes, the governor

[16:48:07] I have to let you know so first we're doing a national anthem then I have four people before me

[16:48:12] Yeah, I'm talking about the economy and the logistics of the numbers

[16:48:15] So it's gonna take about 30 or 45 minutes and around like 945 ish. I think we'll get going that sounds good to me dog

[16:48:21] I got there's an open bar as well. Okay, that sounds nice. Yeah, that's all great

[16:48:27] I'll see you up. Yeah, I'm gonna punch you in the nose. Don't punch me. Don't I got I got you see

[16:48:34] See what I'm saying

[16:48:36] He said he's going to punch me in the nose so I have to keep this he told us to come up with the hostage

[16:48:43] The fucking governor

[16:48:59] It's 555 33 33 yo

[16:49:09] 333?

[16:49:10] Yeah.

[16:49:11] Oh, what fun!

[16:49:15] What's so long?

[16:49:22] Why am I hearing like sandfeder?

[16:49:24] Am I just shit-faced here? Is that okay?

[16:49:26] There's a couple musical guests before the Sunday.

[16:49:28] Is that all right?

[16:49:29] Are they just marching anthems?

[16:49:32] I don't know.

[16:49:41] What is?

[16:49:42] Hey! This is...

[16:49:43] This is like Tinnitus Storm of the season.

[16:49:45] Oh, a table dance all in right?

[16:49:50] Oh, alright, I got the gun.

[16:49:52] I can answer?

[16:49:54] I got it

[16:50:00] Well, we need we need the we need the leverage

[16:50:07] But I don't why did you call me no

[16:50:11] No finger you can come help us if he wants

[16:50:15] Fingal do you want to help us? Hey?

[16:50:19] Don't we're doing terrorism

[16:50:21] We're doing character them so you can hear all the stuff on this past on what we mean

[16:50:26] So you don't have to go out there. Oh, look here anti-mike. Look you're against me. Oh

[16:50:31] Oh, we're in a game

[16:50:33] We're in a game where against single day. Who's happy? Oh cool

[16:50:38] Top pod langer hand hired single day and against us. Oh, okay. Well tell single. I hope you enjoyed being alive

[16:50:51] So the guy

[16:50:53] I'm speaking to the speaker

[16:50:55] Right?

[16:50:56] Aw

[16:50:57] Dingle Dan talked to Mike

[16:50:58] Yeah

[16:50:59] Michael

[16:51:00] Hey one sec, one sec cop

[16:51:02] Hey sorry we're mid negotiation

[16:51:04] for a governor's hostage, what's good?

[16:51:06] We were gonna fly a plane into the governor

[16:51:09] Are you guys doing that?

[16:51:10] You're gonna what?

[16:51:11] We were gonna fly a plane into the roof

[16:51:13] Are you guys doing that?

[16:51:14] No but this is a good distraction for that

[16:51:16] So I mean really we kind of are working together

[16:51:19] they know they're not gonna suspect that at all with what we're doing okay so no

[16:51:25] you're good no yeah that's that's not gonna fuck our shit up at all you're

[16:51:29] good it's just we were tasked by Todd to enter and terrorize you so it's like

[16:51:34] Paris on Paris yeah that makes oh I see it's like how Obama fought 9-11 with

[16:51:42] drone-striking schools yeah okay I get it yeah yeah okay new angle my yeah I get

[16:51:49] that bro so just keep an eye out because I just be lucky that's open

[16:51:55] I said well I did good looking good look out bro about bingo he initiated what

[16:52:08] the fuck okay I mean so it's just your way or or nothing okay okay

[16:52:18] All right, so how do I get up to the fucking roof and listen to the speech?

[16:52:22] I give you the hostage and then I'm just gonna be able to walk up there

[16:52:36] What I mean, but what are you proposing that I'm just gonna sit here and get shot I don't understand

[16:52:51] They have a bunch of guns up there pointed at an elevator

[16:53:17] Alright so what so someone goes up there with a phone and we listen to it while we stay down here with the hostage

[16:53:27] I mean well, I guess we'll just wait a second and see what happens

[16:53:37] Hold up. Oh, oh, okay. All right. You're telling me this is my last chance to negotiate

[16:53:52] You know what

[16:54:13] Damn that shit sucked

[16:54:29] Back to me

[16:54:38] That's awesome.

[16:54:40] That's fired up.

[16:54:41] Holy fuck, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[16:54:47] Same shit you do on cop.

[16:55:02] Okay?

[16:55:03] That's an easy hate watcher ban.

[16:55:05] Not even following.

[16:55:10] Incredible.

[16:55:11] Hate, still hate watching after two years.

[16:55:13] I mean, pep W, okay?

[16:55:25] Yep.

[16:55:26] That's enough to, that's gonna be enough to get your ban, buddy.

[16:55:31] It was a good five year run.

[16:55:35] Jesus Christ.

[16:55:36] There you go.

[16:55:39] Oops, I did it again.

[16:55:49] Unprison me please this guy's not involved with him, but he just tried to shoot an officer outside. He's got a class

[16:55:59] Okay, that was a bad shoe

[16:56:02] Yeah, I don't really get it like obviously we were trying to work it out. I

[16:56:10] It's not I mean I was trying to fucking meet them in the middle with something

[16:56:16] Triple-line 136

[16:56:22] Yeah, that shit was ass

[16:56:39] He met him in real life and he inflicted on that.

[16:56:44] He likes to make people angry.

[16:56:55] It just, the PD here really fucking needs better guidance I think.

[16:57:00] It just seems like, it seems like there's only like three cops that actually know how to lead shit.

[16:57:07] They just really, just really really need better guidance. That was terrible.

[16:57:17] That was rough. That was bad.

[16:57:22] That was, that was, that was bad. That was not good.

[16:57:28] I don't know why they shot there.

[16:57:31] Good ending! All right, good ending!

[16:57:36] Good ending!

[16:57:38] I think SWAT needs to find a balance between shooting and wanting hostages for stuff.

[16:57:41] I think SWAT should be removed until the cops get better at role-playing those situations out.

[16:57:57] Yeah, SWAT does that kind of stuff a lot and it's just...

[16:58:01] It's just not it. I agree. I don't think there's any need for SWAT at all right now.

[16:58:14] Yeah, that was lame. I don't want to put the hostage in danger. Puts the hostage in danger.

[16:59:07] Yeah, it really felt like there was there it was that was it that was a fucking rough negotiation

[16:59:14] It was really just do what I do what I'm saying or you're getting shot

[16:59:19] That was that was rough. That was a really fucking rough negotiation. Who is that?

[16:59:38] Your father had the chase moment where you wanted the hostage to get shot to sue the PD

[16:59:48] That was pretty bad, man. I wasn't asking for much

[17:00:05] Well, I was just asking for a way to still have leverage while

[17:00:10] Hearing the speech, which I feel like isn't an insane ask

[17:00:16] You know they offered that with the speakerphone. Okay, buddy

[17:00:30] 30 seconds after she said that they started shooting

[17:00:34] We we barely got to that conversation

[17:00:38] Maybe not it was maybe 10 seconds

[17:00:40] You didn't hear say that I heard her say that but like right when we started to talk about how that would work

[17:00:51] They just started shooting. I'm pretty sure the hostage got shot

[17:01:11] Maybe hooker will save us dog

[17:01:16] Here mr.. Big P my last six bucks has tribute please get me out of the pit

[17:01:31] Let me check your sets

[17:01:39] Nine nine timeouts and on band. Okay. That's not so bad

[17:01:43] to be honest it seemed like you're about to shoot her what's I died it seemed

[17:02:13] like I was pretty willingly negotiating did someone fat finger a gun yeah they

[17:02:58] also shot while hooker wasn't was like after she disconnect that it looked

[17:03:10] like you ADS at her and then they shot you I mean I also thought you were

[17:03:23] going to shoot. I think you guys are pretty off about that. You did shoot. No, I didn't.

[17:03:42] You know what, Penta? You shot. Actually, you know what, Penta? You shot. Yeah, you actually

[17:03:51] shot there. That really sucks, man. Because like, I really like purple, but I do think

[17:04:07] that the cops have, and I talked a bit about this last night, I think the cops

[17:04:11] have kind of been steamrolling people a little too hard. I think some gangs have

[17:04:15] been doing it too but I also think the cops I talked about it with like unit

[17:04:19] limits last night I feel like they've kind of been like they've been steam

[17:04:25] rolling people like way too much they have no leaders they don't really yeah

[17:04:30] there it doesn't really feel like there's anyone in command that has

[17:04:33] experience with being a criminal like like like like a more like cartoony

[17:04:40] criminal like Mike block and they don't really know how to facilitate that

[17:04:43] kind of stuff is the hooker you can't do 300 people events it doesn't work in

[17:04:50] 5m it fucking crashes the server yeah I do okay so I thought about a good way I

[17:05:00] thought a good way to do this an RP would be to have like permits man they

[17:05:08] should just do permits for every event and just like okay you have like a

[17:05:12] fucking 40-person limit there's actually 300 people there yeah the whole fucking

[17:05:19] servers here

[17:05:25] Governor bad oh rough day rough day for purple

[17:05:38] I just wandered in

[17:05:42] Little rough right now

[17:05:59] Oh God don't worry my name is Sean Stims. I'm a medical professional. I know what I'm doing

[17:06:08] Yes

[17:06:13] People in purple needs content soon. Oh, okay mods banned that day. Oh god

[17:06:22] I don't I don't want to hear that kind of shit

[17:06:29] I'm not doing your goddamn job. Am I yeah

[17:06:40] Yeah

[17:06:44] The police shot me dog and didn't say anything

[17:06:49] Are you okay?

[17:07:02] Alright, alright make some space. We gotta go. Okay. You want us to make? Okay? Come on genetic genetic

[17:07:13] I think SWAT clashed a bit with reading the room sometimes because they're there to shoot.

[17:07:24] I think that SWAT should probably not be a thing until the cops get a little, till the

[17:07:29] whole server gets better at RPGing.

[17:07:32] Because the whole point of SWAT is to be trigger happy, but it's just not working right

[17:07:35] now.

[17:07:36] Yeah, I honor on a good big swap bad right now

[17:07:59] When there's already shooting not for negotiations and shit

[17:08:14] You should break the

[17:08:18] Three key out of what they're not police custody

[17:08:23] What they have full swath on the first place who knows man, I don't I'll give you a pre-roll my name is John Sims

[17:08:29] I'm a medical professional and I know what I'm doing

[17:08:33] Okay, we know what we're doing. We know what we're doing

[17:08:37] You know set us free

[17:08:40] Let us free today. I'm gonna be honest last time I was in the hospital. It did not work out for the hospital

[17:08:50] Okay, we're over here. Where are you? Yeah, that was a bad shoe

[17:08:57] Oh

[17:09:09] Look at the PD treat you man like shit, okay?

[17:09:13] You should do

[17:09:17] Permits, who are you?

[17:09:19] limit you got gold like 40 people how much?

[17:09:24] You Graham

[17:09:26] Just a few friends. Yeah, I'm right on

[17:09:29] Nothing try to do it in a hurry in the backyard fire marshal or be yeah, that's just make it enforceable

[17:09:37] All right, we're here. All right. Thank you

[17:09:47] All right, we have any full of the guy out and then take their offense effects. Oh x games here

[17:09:52] You would have made it to yeah, that's true. Let's good point. I have a gun. I also have a gun

[17:09:58] Did you take the guns off of them or we need to make sure they don't have

[17:10:01] these look like cops I have a gun oh and there's her when he needed to do sir

[17:10:09] uh take the gun off of the okay there yeah we're gonna put him back in the

[17:10:19] vehicle the other guy gold yeah you miss me okay that's another thing about

[17:10:30] Mike is

[17:10:33] Because I feel like his reputation his reputation for mother servers is kind of preceding him a bit great parties. You're talking about P. Diddy

[17:10:44] It's it's a little frustrating talking about that's really not that good

[17:10:48] Like I feel like I haven't done anything super insane on Mike yet at all on

[17:10:53] What they

[17:10:56] They ban purple at the hospital. We can't have that anymore

[17:11:01] talking about you did you do many cases that's true I know you did genetic yeah

[17:11:10] that's true you're right about that that was crazy wait did they take the gold

[17:11:16] off you yep I forgot that happened why do you want it I did that was a cannon

[17:11:26] oh no I just forgot yeah Mike's been kind of rough on purple I'm not gonna

[17:11:38] It's over people over because it's super crash them won't wait for you okay

[17:11:50] Some dev is pissed off

[17:11:54] Be easy on them. They were just trying to have fun. They don't know I agree

[17:11:57] It is stupid to do whole server events. This always happens on every server, but

[17:12:03] I don't know why people always try to do this and just think it'll be fine

[17:12:10] Yeah, Rufio. I that's got that's what I was trying to say

[17:12:31] What is the role of a medical professional and I know I'm waiting for your refund. I don't know

[17:12:39] She knows what she's doing

[17:12:42] Think we all sort of know what we're doing

[17:13:07] Be careful it wasn't there a wow streamer that would get banned

[17:13:11] for

[17:13:14] For causing mass events that would crash servers. Was that Swiftie am I

[17:13:19] Yeah Swifty, yeah, that would happen right yeah, that's right

[17:13:25] That's funny

[17:13:37] Snowpenta instead of fucking leaving these people lined up for a fucking refund for the money they paid to enter the event

[17:13:43] man

[17:13:50] Well hold on I know that the admin just said no more 300 people event, but God damn it. I need my money back

[17:13:56] Just look at him.

[17:13:58] It's time to remove him.

[17:14:01] One, like, excruciatingly painful one.

[17:14:05] That's so funny, man.

[17:14:17] All right, we're sewing it up.

[17:14:22] Thanks, Doc.

[17:14:23] No problem. I know what I'm doing.

[17:14:29] All right, take two Aspen and call me in the morning.

[17:14:38] You know what chap I

[17:14:41] Think on regular I focus too hard on training the new cops and I got to focus on the existing cops man

[17:14:47] And how they actually lead situations?

[17:14:50] Because I have I I've not been very impressed. I guess I'm just gonna start fucking yelling at scene leads when they fuck it up

[17:15:22] Like I got double tapped. Yeah

[17:15:24] Even like basic car chases man, they'll have like fucking five units on it, dude

[17:15:29] It's just like you can't do that man. You just you can't make it unwinnable like

[17:15:36] In basic situation. I understand like there's sometimes like a person just needs a good shot. You know what I mean?

[17:15:43] Like there's sometimes where yeah, you should like fucking 13 alphas and shit. Absolutely, right?

[17:15:48] But like if someone's just running you don't need five cars on that, you know

[17:16:41] Okay

[17:16:48] The problem is most hostage negotiations are not as creative as yours, so they don't know how do you even fix that?

[17:16:54] Well, you're supposed to meet reasonable demands and anything unreasonable

[17:16:58] You're supposed to be like no we can't do that and then if they keep being unreasonable

[17:17:02] Then they're being then they're being uncooperative and then you tell them hey you're being uncooperative right now

[17:17:08] We need to meet in the middle somewhere or I mean, we're gonna just shoot you

[17:17:34] They are one of the fuckers y'all shoot my ass

[17:17:41] press conference

[17:17:45] I mean you had a gun to someone so that wasn't me

[17:17:49] I'm pretty sure you shot at me

[17:17:53] Hey why'd you fucking shoot my ass that was bullshit though

[17:17:57] I couldn't shoot you I shot him

[17:18:01] I rise this way Mr. Block

[17:18:05] That was SWAT I know that was SWAT man

[17:18:15] the back of the elevator sir everybody ready yep yeah if you really just run out

[17:18:26] as we went down alright we grab my plane

[17:18:31] hi everyone's pissed off at each other dead guy all right Tony Tony should not

[17:18:37] have done that no Tony should not done that that was shitty

[17:18:42] I don't even know where I think she

[17:18:45] Should have done that just hang tight by the pillar of Mr. Block

[17:18:51] Kind of funny I guess I mean I guess they could have just held on to them

[17:18:55] all right

[17:18:57] See if you got some idea on you here, sir

[17:19:00] They magged them dust on a head pop. Yeah, that was a little rough

[17:19:06] That was a little shitty

[17:19:09] Should not have done that but you know

[17:19:17] We're working through it

[17:19:20] It's you know, it's good to do these things because now it gives me like an idea of what I need to look out for on Wrangler, right?

[17:19:28] You know what I'm saying?

[17:19:30] So it is so it is good to do these things

[17:19:35] And it feels like on that's meta

[17:19:38] Yeah, I get I mean

[17:19:41] kind of I guess but I

[17:19:44] I was I was talking about that on Wrangler anyways where I was like I feel like I'm having to always call people off of

[17:19:51] Chases man

[17:19:53] He said what I said you had a pretty crazy gun sir. I don't think I've seen that one before yeah, I did on

[17:20:01] Yeah, I think I didn't get shot with it. I don't think I would have survived that

[17:20:05] yeah

[17:20:07] There's healthy matter. Well, there's like

[17:20:10] It's good in command to have a pulse on the server

[17:20:16] Right

[17:20:37] Player on the server, I've seen the police use full on a ours in the situation

[17:20:42] Yeah, I've seen it and I don't like that shit man, I really don't

[17:20:49] Help me help me it's me Mike block

[17:20:52] negative there just call everyone on

[17:20:56] Grove Street and tell them to help me

[17:20:57] please

[17:20:58] no I'm not no I'm not I'm not saying

[17:21:02] that

[17:21:04] I'm gonna call for a bench trial yeah

[17:21:16] I'm calling for a bench trial I think

[17:21:34] We're getting shot up. No, no, not us somebody walked outside

[17:21:48] No, I'm not gonna get Wrangler involved in this situation that just would be meta

[17:21:52] I'm not saying that I've just mean like just keep an eye out for cops dog piling on Wrangler more which I already do

[17:22:03] But I guess I just try to keep it a little

[17:22:07] All right, this way, Mr. Block, don't pull a CG.

[17:22:12] No, I'm not going to log over to Wrangler and free all the blocks from prison.

[17:22:15] That's not what I'm saying.

[17:22:21] That's that's that's that's that's not what I'm saying I'm going to do.

[17:22:24] You said you want a bench house, sir?

[17:22:26] Yeah, let me get that.

[17:22:30] OK.

[17:22:32] Would you like to contact legal representation or yeah.

[17:22:37] Call my lawyer, Jerry.

[17:22:41] Call Jerry. He's going to a bench right also. Alright. I can't walk through the back of the wall there for my fleets are

[17:22:49] Jerry, what's Jerry's last name?

[17:22:54] The fuck is Jerry shit. I don't fucking remember

[17:23:00] Just Jerry dog called Jerry yo

[17:23:04] Or get Gil Schultz Jerry or Gil Schultz

[17:23:07] I'm just gonna take these handcuffs and lock picks off you everything else. I'm gonna

[17:23:15] I got in this box for you.

[17:23:18] Hi.

[17:23:19] I have no idea who these people are, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[17:23:26] Schultz?

[17:23:27] You don't know Gil Schultz?

[17:23:29] No.

[17:23:30] I think call Lisba Jack.

[17:23:32] Oh, I know that person.

[17:23:34] Oh yeah, yeah, good, good, call Lis.

[17:23:36] Alright, Lisba Block, if you want to come over here for me, turn away from me, I'll

[17:23:41] get you uncuffed here.

[17:23:43] Alright, there you go.

[17:23:45] Murphy Braun?

[17:23:46] Shabon?

[17:23:48] Call Shabon

[17:23:50] Shabon Shabon Shabon Fitzpatrick DM Shabon

[17:24:01] Hey someone DM Shabon dog

[17:24:19] If you want to give them a small amount of representation you can be like I have no idea who any of those people are

[17:24:41] Do I know how to spell their name?

[17:24:44] Other than the project

[17:24:47] in his phone. Yeah. You can use it to contact me for representation. That's fine. No, you

[17:24:56] could just call anyone. Yo. All right. Here you go, sir. Your phone. We're gonna call

[17:25:12] the hotline. So she said just call anyone. So do you want to put that back in his?

[17:25:16] You see, bud?

[17:25:22] There, there, can I get it?

[17:25:23] Can you come right here and, uh, can I have the phone back?

[17:25:27] No.

[17:25:29] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[17:25:34] Hey, sir, can you get off the phone?

[17:25:36] Hey, you gotta, you gotta govern her part of me, dog.

[17:25:38] Please, I'll let her go for you, yo.

[17:25:41] Fuck.

[17:25:42] Did you shoot her?

[17:25:43] No, dog, the cops did.

[17:25:44] The cops actually shot her.

[17:25:46] I swear to God, they did.

[17:25:47] Ask her, yo.

[17:25:48] I get off the phone now.

[17:25:49] Here you go.

[17:25:49] By the cops, not me.

[17:25:50] I said don't shoot her in the cop said

[17:26:12] Grab the phone

[17:26:31] Damn!

[17:26:32] Okay, let's get those cuffs off you.

[17:26:35] If you step over here so I can get you those cuffs off you please.

[17:26:43] Okay, thank you sir.

[17:26:50] Alright, your legal representation is on the way.

[17:26:53] Uh, I need to call a metaphor for him now.

[17:27:00] Wrangler?

[17:27:14] I'm making sure you didn't have that bottom button done up.

[17:27:26] I was about to fucking kick your ass.

[17:27:28] If a guy wears a suit and he does the bottom button up, they deserve to be beaten.

[17:27:36] Can I hold the lawyer?

[17:27:39] Can you hold the lawyer for me, sir? Just hold on a second.

[17:27:44] Alright.

[17:27:45] Hey, sir! Can I have your phone? Where did you get that from?

[17:27:50] My bad.

[17:27:51] Did you guys ring a lawyer?

[17:28:01] My block said RPD.

[17:28:03] Oh, these are the lawyers are available?

[17:28:07] Yeah, somebody else, uh, you know, uh, was getting it, I think.

[17:28:13] Yeah, he's in the cell.

[17:28:16] or the other troopers are getting in the lawyer.

[17:28:26] Yeah.

[17:28:28] I was protecting that woman from the cops, who then shot her.

[17:28:39] I swear to God I was.

[17:28:44] Chad, I've been subbed dying for 15 days.

[17:28:49] Please stop making fun of my stutters.

[17:28:53] 15 more? It's possible! Get those subs in!

[17:29:03] When's the last time you guys did something for 15 straight days besides have high blood pressure?

[17:29:09] Huh?

[17:29:17] Jork it 15 days free watch this sub-a-thon

[17:29:44] John Sims I'm a medical professional. I know what I'm doing. Okay get block handcuffed and let the medics treat him

[17:29:51] I am going to go

[17:29:53] All right come here so I can slit these handcuffs on you. All right. We go in the block. Oh

[17:29:58] I

[17:30:00] Well, the the medics are gonna come in. I don't need medical

[17:30:05] Either a few things medical okay, but come on in here. I do need medical

[17:30:10] Let us in there

[17:30:15] I don't need medical like that

[17:30:21] What

[17:30:28] You called us obviously not complying

[17:30:46] I just I'm I know these people dog. They're cool. I would never do anything to hurt them

[17:30:58] here that uh I'm trying to see mr. Block

[17:31:02] uh you called us here I actually didn't call you guys I'm gonna go pull Phoebe

[17:31:07] while we're waiting yeah you're fucking ass in here

[17:31:13] now we got a block to the neck can't see him but he's gonna be different

[17:31:17] god damn it fuck don't shot me while I had a

[17:31:21] hostage at gunpoint and I am pissed off about that I did not shoot you

[17:31:25] y'all need to figure that out all right mr. Block

[17:31:28] you might do don't don't do it to him come on I'm just I'm just stop please all

[17:31:35] right oh my god okay just put me in cuffs this man has gone oh god oh god

[17:31:40] you got me the medics are here you're fine I got re-banned somehow I'd I

[17:31:49] I spelt it out.

[17:31:50] Alright.

[17:31:51] Get owned.

[17:31:52] Oh, God, he broke up again.

[17:31:53] Are you shitting me?

[17:31:54] Ah!

[17:31:55] Oh!

[17:31:56] I have a judge hostage.

[17:31:57] Oh!

[17:31:58] I'll break this deck.

[17:31:59] We got a hostage situation.

[17:32:00] I have this judge hostage.

[17:32:01] That's not a judge.

[17:32:02] I'm not a judge.

[17:32:03] He's just a lawyer.

[17:32:04] Maybe he is.

[17:32:05] Can I get you guys all out?

[17:32:06] Can you do it?

[17:32:07] It's a lawyer.

[17:32:08] It's gonna be in the cells.

[17:32:09] I'll break this guy's deck, dog.

[17:32:10] I'll break this guy's deck, dog.

[17:32:11] He goes for medical treatment.

[17:32:12] God damn it.

[17:32:13] God damn it.

[17:32:14] I'll put someone on him.

[17:32:15] Yeah, Sue.

[17:32:16] You?

[17:32:17] Yeah.

[17:32:18] Yes, it is yes it is

[17:32:22] Those for human shield all right. What do you want? I'm damn bitch

[17:32:27] Well what I want really is for Dan to be dead, but the secondarily Dan this this motherfucker here this judge bitch

[17:32:37] Mother judge what I secondarily want the most is

[17:32:42] free passage

[17:32:44] We're passage to what?

[17:32:47] Out of this police department and into a car.

[17:32:52] Oh, why did I take this?

[17:32:55] Do you have a car here?

[17:32:56] No, I don't.

[17:32:57] Well, so listen, I don't want you to hurt this turning.

[17:33:04] Yeah?

[17:33:05] OK.

[17:33:06] If you can put him down, at least show us that you're not

[17:33:10] going to be holding him over your shoulder like that.

[17:33:12] Give me the car.

[17:33:16] Just do what he says, please.

[17:33:17] Give me the car.

[17:33:21] Give me the card

[17:33:24] So I know this guy a long time he will do what he says. I really will do everything we can all right almost suplex this guy

[17:33:36] He has a hostage I'm not going to

[17:33:43] Yeah, yeah

[17:33:50] I'm using this guy as a shield you are pointing your guns at him right now

[17:33:54] I'm attempting to he's requesting free passage to a car outside. He has attorney over his

[17:34:13] shoulder threatening to break his neck. My neck is very faint. It's very breakable. Very

[17:34:20] breakable. All I got to do is fall to the floor. Yeah. I will. I don't think y'all

[17:34:30] You only got a med pack for that.

[17:34:33] I don't think I can do that.

[17:34:35] All right. Listen, Mike.

[17:34:36] So we're going to give you free passage to a car.

[17:34:38] Okay.

[17:34:39] We need you to do is we're going to have to have you drop the

[17:34:43] attorney at the stairs. Okay.

[17:34:46] I'm going to need to see the car first.

[17:34:50] And he's requesting to see the car.

[17:34:54] All right. They're working in the car, Mike.

[17:35:02] Good has a medical professional that man has a very frail neck you should listen to it. It's true

[17:35:08] I've been working on it

[17:35:18] Good dog good good. Hi. How you doing there Dan?

[17:35:30] dang right

[17:35:32] This guy's shot me so many times

[17:35:36] Yeah, me too. Maybe maybe do some neck exercises. Maybe you could strengthen up those muscles a little bit

[17:35:43] Although I did tackle him off a ladder once I do remember that remember that Mike. Oh

[17:35:49] I forgot about that. Oh, I forgot about that

[17:35:55] You want to get out of here? Oh, I forgot all about that one

[17:36:00] Now I am upset they're getting your vehicle right now Mike listen you want out of here more than you want your revenge, okay?

[17:36:08] Hey, I'll put that revenge dish on simmer

[17:36:13] For now I got to get in the car and flee while I'm hot

[17:36:20] probably knows math maybe that's Tim's yeah maybe a quick sandwich

[17:36:28] until you get out no no you didn't oh I thought I yelled at all you'd get out

[17:36:34] what stay behind stay behind that camera I'm that is a good point that you're tackling

[17:36:42] but it is safer bar in the glass wait if you if you're here that means four T's around right

[17:36:49] Oh, yeah, she's around. She's always around. And what about like Mac?

[17:36:58] Tony oh god, please don't

[17:37:02] 40s always around all you just got a whistle to a bush and she'll pop out like a fucking straight cat

[17:37:11] Please don't maybe ever deal with Tony

[17:37:16] Keeping in sight. They're still working on the car

[17:37:18] We have a status on the car for a block about blind son blind son around

[17:37:26] You know, I don't know one day I lost track of him and he just kind of wandered off and I've been going around whistling ever since

[17:37:35] Remember every time I ever took my rest of it might have whistled just for the proves you did not fucking

[17:37:41] Run out of the elevator and then FA quit. I know you didn't do that

[17:37:48] You didn't do that. Did you?

[17:37:51] All right. Yep. They're still working. You did it. Okay

[17:37:54] Um

[17:37:56] There's another situation right across the street. Hi. Hey, we got all day. Fuck it. Yeah, that we do. Yep. It's all good

[17:38:04] Is the blood going to your head yet, Dan?

[17:38:08] I mean, no, I'm fine. All right. The server crashed

[17:38:13] He's got a tiny neck. It takes a while for it to get there. I told you me she'd be doing this really

[17:38:19] Just left y'all just two of you down here

[17:38:21] Hey guys.

[17:38:22] I know there's two TacMed here as well, sir.

[17:38:25] Oh.

[17:38:27] What the fuck's a TacMed?

[17:38:29] Don't worry about that.

[17:38:31] Nah, that's one of my demands now.

[17:38:33] What's a TacMed?

[17:38:35] Uh, uh, Medics, just tell them what a TacMed is.

[17:38:39] I don't know the actual...

[17:38:41] We're tactical medical. If we feel like our lives are in danger, we'll shoot you.

[17:38:45] Y'all got guns?

[17:38:47] Ooh, that's good to know.

[17:38:49] I have told him oh

[17:38:54] Hey, okay, hey hold up that's good to know

[17:39:00] Easy new guns yo

[17:39:06] All right, all right

[17:39:13] Hey, one of my other demands is while you guys are negotiating

[17:39:17] I want you a cop to shoot the negotiating cop so you know what it feels like

[17:39:22] What?

[17:39:24] Well, you maybe you should, so you know what it feels like.

[17:39:29] I got shot mid-sentence.

[17:39:32] Also, where is my hooker?

[17:39:35] Hooker?

[17:39:36] Where is my hooker at?

[17:39:39] Who the hell is she at?

[17:39:41] I don't know, where the hell is my hooker at?

[17:39:43] I'm not his hooker.

[17:39:47] Someone ask on the radio, where the fuck is my hooker?

[17:39:51] I still remember every time she'd say my name, she'd be like,

[17:39:54] Yeah, yeah, that's her that's what she's out there. That's her Dan knows

[17:40:11] Like I hope you know

[17:40:16] All right good half her in the car someone

[17:40:23] Laura Gape's

[17:40:26] Okay, okay on

[17:40:28] On the cock, what was her word?

[17:40:31] Laura Gape's womb raider.

[17:40:34] She's good.

[17:40:35] The fortune stuff, all students.

[17:40:42] Mike, by the way, since you have me hostage,

[17:40:44] I probably can't, I definitely cannot defend you anymore.

[17:40:47] You're going to have to get somebody else.

[17:40:48] Hey, do you have a gun on you?

[17:40:50] Oh, damn.

[17:40:52] Do you have a knife?

[17:40:53] No, I don't have anything on me.

[17:40:55] On the way down here, we were talking about how he doesn't carry weapons.

[17:40:59] Oh.

[17:41:00] You gotta have a gun because if you did then this wouldn't be happening right now

[17:41:04] They would have taken it from me before I got out of here

[17:41:15] Yeah

[17:41:21] I'm good

[17:41:24] I just don't want to be shot, please

[17:41:27] I'm gonna be honest. They shot my last hostage. So it's not looking right for you, buddy

[17:41:33] Yeah, they fucking they aired out my last hostage dog they shot through my hostage to shoot me

[17:41:39] I don't think they care that much about hostages here. I'm gonna be real though

[17:41:50] Dan your life is in danger and I'm not the danger I

[17:41:57] Will if I have to but I'm gonna be real these guys are more likely to shoot you than me break your neck. I feel like

[17:42:03] I

[17:42:08] Don't shoot me, please. I used to be a cop. I used to arrest Mike a lot, but you're a cop. Yeah, I used to

[17:42:22] I'm getting shot in the head the second I get in that car

[17:42:28] He's gonna drop you at the bottom of the stairs. Hmm. I need to see the car. Let's walk outside

[17:42:39] okay well they're asking for a status on the vehicle right now

[17:42:44] see Mike is bringing back a lot of bad memories

[17:42:55] hey there were good memories too

[17:42:58] there was good

[17:43:00] mostly if you're around I'm gonna go to Little Soul and get shot from rooftops now

[17:43:04] damn that person has a gun

[17:43:07] I told you

[17:43:09] dad I told you

[17:43:11] I told you dad

[17:43:14] I told you what the who the fuck is that oh my is that

[17:43:26] How'd you get in here?

[17:43:35] Damn she really just did that

[17:43:40] God damn she got smoked dog what the fuck how the fuck you get in here with a gun

[17:43:52] Okay, that's hard

[17:43:54] Hey, good shit baby block. That's what's up

[17:43:58] long now where the fuck is Tony with the hand grenade you know what fuck it

[17:44:06] block night you know what fuck it please so please absolutely they say you

[17:44:15] know we're gonna be RPG from rooftops that's it you know what fuck it

[17:44:20] Monday, block day.

[17:44:24] Fuck it, Monday, block day.

[17:44:25] And what just went down in the garage, okay?

[17:44:28] I think they have it in the garage, so.

[17:44:32] See, this should blame Ringo for that.

[17:44:34] Woo!

[17:44:35] Metal Mario, she-

[17:44:37] She was like,

[17:44:38] ding ding ding!

[17:44:39] Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

[17:44:41] Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop!

[17:44:45] Why did you hear her?

[17:44:47] Okay.

[17:44:47] What'd you say?

[17:44:48] What's gonna happen is-

[17:44:49] I was thinking of the Metal Mario song.

[17:44:51] They're going to clear the hallway. All right. Yeah, we have a car ready in the garage

[17:45:07] All right, how about this take the car outside and I'll drop him at the back of the car

[17:45:14] Mike is requesting that we yeah, cuz y'all are just gonna lock the garage and kill me

[17:45:23] Don't don't kill this man. Yeah, you will do that. Please don't let me die. Just do what he asks

[17:45:32] And please don't shoot me like just let me drive away. God damn

[17:45:37] I'm in a beat ups the day it's been forever. Whoa, dredge 150. I swear. I think five is the I feel like the fives hit

[17:45:47] DJ Dave with five

[17:45:53] That's so long

[17:45:55] Okay, so the car is going to be outside. It's been forever with five

[17:46:02] DJ Dave with five yeah, no, yeah perfect that'd be great yo

[17:46:16] TJ Graham

[17:46:19] Oh

[17:46:28] That's all he does. It's true. Thanks for 25 gift and trambo with mine

[17:46:41] We're gonna make some a 25

[17:46:43] I'm gonna shoot you and I'm just gonna be and what inside and here inside the

[17:46:58] glass doors on the other side of the garage show me where so I know you're

[17:47:11] You're going to drop the hostage right here on the side of the glass doors, okay?

[17:47:15] You guys are going to spike my car!

[17:47:21] We don't have spikes outside, we need you!

[17:47:23] Why is she saying that there's spikes outside?

[17:47:25] We don't have spikes set up, I just asked.

[17:47:27] How would she even know that, right?

[17:47:28] I just asked.

[17:47:29] Can I drop him at the car and then get in?

[17:47:32] I need you to drop him on the side of the glass doors.

[17:47:36] And then you're...

[17:47:37] Alright, let me get this straight.

[17:47:38] You're not going to get in the car.

[17:47:39] You're just going to let me walk into the car.

[17:47:41] Yes, and I'm not gonna get shot. No, you're not gonna. Okay. Here we go

[17:47:49] Okay, here we go everyone. I don't like this guy

[17:47:53] straight up

[17:47:54] All right, is the garage unlocked

[17:48:01] Holy shit, I'm not getting shot

[17:48:04] Hey, what the hell how did they get shot?

[17:48:15] Not shot. I'm gonna be honest. I probably would have shot my

[17:48:28] HA HA HA!

[17:48:31] Alright! Goes to mean.

[17:48:45] Watch this.

[17:48:54] Oh shit!

[17:48:56] My jump!

[17:48:57] Oh my god, fucks him in, fucks him in here.

[17:49:10] Maybe, can I?

[17:49:11] Who the fuck turned on the rain?

[17:49:13] You did.

[17:49:19] Where's SOTY?

[17:49:20] Why do you log off?

[17:49:22] Oh nice.

[17:49:37] Hey!

[17:49:38] Fucking hear out there.

[17:49:39] Help! It's me! Mike Block.

[17:49:42] Can I fucking hear out there, Mike Block?

[17:49:43] Oh Jesus!

[17:49:44] Okay. I'm not getting in that car!

[17:49:46] Okay! No.

[17:49:48] Yep! Message received!

[17:49:49] Oh Jesus!

[17:49:51] When he sees that you're pissed, he's gonna fuck- that's his boner, bro.

[17:50:16] J-belt, dude, I haven't played a lot of mic on here yet, but I'm just- you guys will see this.

[17:50:54] It's unfortunately- it unfortunately is easy mode on purple.

[17:51:03] But shout out to Sabine there, okay?

[17:51:08] I- I would have shot Mike on that, but finally a cop who gets it.

[17:51:18] It's all love.

[17:51:20] Finally a cop who gets it, guys.

[17:51:23] She let me get away.

[17:51:29] That felt like they felt bad and gave me a little bit of leverage.

[17:51:33] Yeah, which, you know, I don't want- I don't need anyone to do that.

[17:51:37] I just need them- I just need to see- the first scene did not get fucked up.

[17:51:41] You know?

[17:51:47] Yeah, but also, yeah.

[17:51:49] Yeah, I did get done a little dirty on that first one.

[17:51:52] Sabine was like I don't do that shit. I don't do that kind of shit. I don't do

[17:52:05] that shit. I'm not like that. I don't do that. Alright so what did he say he had

[17:52:18] for me? Everything but my food and water right? Okay so I gotta get rid of all

[17:52:24] that. I pitched in the PD. I think she probably just walked in. I'll watch that

[17:52:36] in a little bit. She jerked right in. I'm sad we don't get to hear the

[17:52:50] terrorism speech I don't think he would have done that to begin with but it

[17:52:54] really would have been funny to have him giving a speech while I'm sitting there

[17:52:57] and holding it it would have been funny if I'm holding your gun to someone's head

[17:53:01] and then he's like maybe we should hear these people

[17:53:06] he did not locked in she just walked in yeah you're right they didn't lock in

[17:53:14] literally single crashing the plane mid-speech we got robbed they should

[17:53:25] really just do like they should just do like event permits where it's like okay

[17:53:30] what what is your what is your event all right this is how many people would it be

[17:53:36] reasonable to have this amount of people here and then cops and then just make it

[17:53:39] against the law that go over that limit or make it against the law to have like

[17:53:43] a fucking 40% event without a permit you know more admin work that's not admin

[17:53:52] work that's just that I mean I guess it is a little bit it's just adding a

[17:53:55] charge to the fucking, you know? Screwtex with 10 gifted! It's alright, but maybe the admins

[17:54:16] want, I guess maybe they want like 50% of events to be an OOC thing where you get banned. Because

[17:54:20] yeah, it literally does ruin the server. Like actually crash the server. Then yeah, maybe

[17:54:31] it should just be an OOC thing. I don't know why people insist on trying to do that.

[17:54:42] server I've ever been on people trying the people insist on trying to do 200

[17:54:45] person events and every time the outcome is the same it's a fire hazard yeah the

[17:54:53] server catching on fire hazard for sure I'm raiding my dick off what the fuck I

[17:55:12] don't want to hear that kind of stuff man did they actually shoot that other

[17:55:22] guy yeah they did they fucking lit that guy up that was crazy he's good

[17:55:33] These motherfuckers are wild and dog.

[17:55:36] That person might have a decent lawsuit on their hands.

[17:55:44] He didn't do anything.

[17:55:56] I mean, I was gonna get in that car 100% and they probably were there to help me.

[17:56:01] But I feel like that they couldn't have proved it quite yet.

[17:56:05] You know what I mean?

[17:56:07] I feel like, I feel like that might have been a little, like, legally.

[17:56:12] I don't know if, if yet they could have proved it.

[17:56:16] He just barked.

[17:56:18] He really just stopped his car. He might have said get in.

[17:56:23] If he said get in, then that's reasonable.

[17:56:37] PD's a bit trigger happy.

[17:56:39] Well, I mean, I do, I do, I understand. It's a little tough because there are like,

[17:56:47] like Kareem gang has been setting up cop kill boxes, right?

[17:56:51] And you know, there's, there's gangs that are doing that kind of stuff, right?

[17:56:54] But then there's also people like the blocks and the,

[17:56:57] you know, Fingal Dan gang running around where it's, it's more SBS and you can give them

[17:57:00] little more leverage. I think it's just kind of something that's learned a bit, you know?

[17:57:17] Gotta learn to read the room. Kind of. The problem is that on no pixel cops would be told to do that

[17:57:25] against Chang gang who would then throw grenades into police officer cars without saying anything.

[17:57:31] So I think that like you know I don't know it's kind of hard because no

[17:57:41] pixel sort of bastardized the phrase reading the room a bit I think it applies

[17:57:46] but it's kind of hard to say seriously given the history of it an RP you know

[17:57:53] it has to go both ways that's another thing too yeah read the room has to go

[17:57:58] both ways right because you can't pretend to be this silly little

[17:58:01] character and then fucking like blow up 20 cops and be like

[17:58:12] You know I'm just a silly little guy

[17:58:16] It's I'm just a little just a silly little guy

[17:58:25] Did I do that could that killer

[17:58:35] No, they should they should treat my my block like that, but that hostage was not clear

[17:58:41] and there was no immediate threat you know I mean there wasn't immediate

[17:58:53] threat but there wasn't really any reason to for immediate action right yeah

[17:59:07] that Austin should try to sail for sure let's just all take a step back I think

[17:59:21] I think I think everyone on purple could stand to do with a bit of a

[17:59:25] breather I think everyone's been a little too shooty lately that's what I

[17:59:31] think I think I think everyone's been a bit a little too shooty lately I think

[17:59:37] I think a little step back and a breather could help.

[17:59:46] Guns are really easy to get and when you have a fucking giant AK with a silencer on it,

[17:59:51] sometimes you just kind of feel like you gotta use that shit before you lose it, you know?

[18:00:10] Yeah, I think Storm was doing well in the, uh, negotiation.

[18:00:15] Thoughts on having a negotiation, sir?

[18:00:17] Well, that kind of doesn't work out because then, like,

[18:00:21] if that person isn't around to negotiate, then what, I mean,

[18:00:25] what do you do?

[18:00:25] It's everyone kind of has to know how to negotiate.

[18:00:29] Sorry I'm not certified for this I'm just gonna have to shoot you.

[18:00:36] Writing a ticket, sir.

[18:00:41] How about, uh, thoughts on fuck you, sirs?

[18:00:44] Hey, help, it's me, Mike Block!

[18:01:07] They might have said get in.

[18:01:10] Oh, Bacon gifted 25, I didn't even notice!

[18:01:15] They may have said get in.

[18:01:17] Mike Block!

[18:01:19] Oh Jesus, okay, I'm not getting that card. Okay. No, yo message received. I

[18:01:34] Think I think that guy said get in which is is reasonable to shoot him there. I

[18:01:40] Probably would have done the same thing on Rangler. I'm gonna be honest. I wouldn't have shot in the garage there

[18:01:54] They said do you need help? It sounds like they said the assumption like that. Oh, yeah, let me see that baby block clip

[18:02:05] Can we see the red carpet photo? Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to RP that they

[18:02:14] I'm supposed to RP that they have it, but you know, maybe I won't

[18:02:18] Also RP that they have it but keep it on me. How does she have that giant ass gun already?

[18:02:27] There's no fucking way

[18:03:00] What a hero, did she have bullets?

[18:03:10] It looks like she did, she really does.

[18:03:12] Oh my god.

[18:03:20] Oh my god, she's really just laying there fucking leaking.

[18:03:24] Jesus Christ.

[18:03:31] That's cinematic.

[18:03:33] I don't know, maybe she didn't have ammo.

[18:03:36] Stop! Stop what you're doing!

[18:03:39] Did I see the other clip?

[18:03:47] No, which one?

[18:03:49] Aww.

[18:03:51] Our big day on the red carpet.

[18:03:53] I don't want to be the one to point out. How did she know Mike was in the cells? I don't know

[18:04:22] Go help mr. Penta

[18:04:30] Streets talk honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if someone just said Mike block got arrested. I mean like a hundred people didn't see it

[18:04:37] Well the entire server saw

[18:04:44] DM check you sent me a six-year badge

[18:04:58] All right, Mike block on the run easy on the run arc easy on them

[18:05:11] Polito

[18:05:13] You mean you Grove Street

[18:05:33] Turn up our reviews people has a when they show no the Rachel Rachel trigger happy when they should RP

[18:05:39] I think that I don't think that baby block had any bullets there

[18:05:47] As I think what actually probably happened what all the blocks log off they don't believe anymore

[18:05:55] anymore. They just don't damn believe anymore. They used to, it's, listen, it's not over till

[18:06:16] you're in prison. You always have the bench trial escape. You gotta believe, man. You

[18:06:36] miss a good old bench trial escape? I like a good bench trial escape, man. I'm not gonna

[18:06:43] lie. Stick it in me. Oh, oh, oh, stick it in me hard. Yeah. Get it in there. Yes,

[18:07:02] get in me boy or girl don't care as long as in me doesn't matter as long as in me hey

[18:07:16] boy girl who cares i identify with having it in me hey i'm not me oh no

[18:07:36] Oh my pronouns in me pickle-proving

[18:08:03] What a gifted song

[18:08:07] Wrangler the deputy

[18:08:09] He's all fucking reaction 20 gifted subs twitch put nine on that

[18:08:17] Yeah, 25 or nothing the best time are looking healthy

[18:08:23] Oh, yeah, I mean we're like

[18:08:27] We're going dog. I we could maybe get to next weekend, maybe I

[18:08:42] Believe in next weekend. Will you go past Halloween? Ah?

[18:08:49] We'll see how the 30 we'll see all the 32nd subs do we've barely gotten to the Edgers yet though

[18:08:59] You believe in 34k. Oh, I think 34k is definitely possible probably no chaos mod tonight

[18:09:18] maybe no I don't know we'll see we'll field out I'm vibing right now I

[18:09:24] definitely want to find that woman in murder I gotta get a gun what's the

[18:09:43] sub record 44 50k sub goal sniff town waxes your chest here I'm gonna be

[18:09:54] honest buddy that sort of sounds like you're trying to orchestrate some kind

[18:09:58] of fantasy and I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna encourage

[18:10:03] Why does it have to be Snif Town?

[18:10:07] Why can't it be a hot buff guy?

[18:10:20] Cormoto?

[18:10:21] Cormoto is expelled from the pentiverse.

[18:10:25] Despite McConnell constantly begging me, I mean, so.

[18:11:04] Take it, pal.

[18:11:06] What did he mean?

[18:11:13] What did Cormoto do?

[18:11:17] 9-11.

[18:11:27] Long story short, 9-11.

[18:11:39] He took my fucking chainsaw!

[18:11:40] That's not a weapon!

[18:12:23] The Cadet Killer!

[18:12:24] Man my sniper rifle yeah, look who free

[18:12:35] Yeah, I really got out of that shit

[18:12:38] Yo, man, they finish off

[18:12:44] I've got to break dance neck

[18:12:47] Dan Faele he's a bitch

[18:12:53] In that garage for an hour and a half while you was doing that for real

[18:12:59] Yeah, I was

[18:13:02] Yeah, yeah, I can't believe they fucking shoot up me in the red garage there man. I can't believe they did yo

[18:13:07] I'm gonna be honest. I do not like these cops at all

[18:13:14] We pulled up and they just blasted us like

[18:13:24] You know what we should do we should kidnap two cops

[18:13:29] and make one of them, negotiate for the other cop safety, and then shoot them while they're negotiating.

[18:13:36] Yeah! Yeah! We should really do that! We should absolutely do that!

[18:13:43] If you're gonna hate the character, like, why does he keep plucking?

[18:13:46] Absolutely, bro! I'm down to do that. I'll go get another pump shotgun.

[18:13:50] Yeah, bro. I need a gun, too.

[18:13:53] You put my right hand on shit, too.

[18:13:54] Yeah, you...

[18:13:54] Bro, I need a gun!

[18:13:56] I could get you a PDW

[18:13:59] uh... okay

[18:14:02] i got a little

[18:14:04] yeah i gotta get this woman too that got away

[18:14:08] a dd did the mayor give a speech

[18:14:15] he took a picture of your house though

[18:14:16] yeah he did

[18:14:17] hey that motherfucker said that he runs the hood

[18:14:21] now you know what i would like to have a question that the motherfucking mayor

[18:14:25] that's not andy jones

[18:14:27] now man he don't want to put

[18:14:29] that's what you told me he said that he'd level this bitch

[18:14:32] He leveled the hood.

[18:14:34] He told me last word of God, he said he'd level the hood.

[18:14:37] I was in the south side.

[18:14:38] Yes, yes, oh yes.

[18:14:40] No, no, no, that ain't that enough, don't.

[18:14:42] That ain't right.

[18:14:43] Jacob, what are you seeing?

[18:14:44] That's what he fucking said to me, yo.

[18:14:45] Maybe he was bluffing on us.

[18:14:47] I put the gun on him, he really took it.

[18:14:49] He might have just been talking about our hood.

[18:14:53] But he said it.

[18:14:53] But he said it, typically.

[18:14:54] Yeah, he took a picture of the house.

[18:14:56] He leveled the fucking south side, man.

[18:14:57] And I said, I don't know what that house pink haired cop does.

[18:15:02] I'll talk to Tony.

[18:15:04] I will talk to him.

[18:15:05] level shit the man of the people you got enough room a lot of motherfuckers off

[18:15:09] the bridge with this guy oh that's cool why he fucking trip in there dog he's

[18:15:15] got a card yeah well it was like his ball day or some shit on his butt hurt

[18:15:53] We gotta get her ass out, dog.

[18:15:55] We gotta, we gotta do it, dog!

[18:15:58] Look, I'm gonna be real.

[18:16:00] SWAT has been out all day, and there's just no...

[18:16:03] I mean, I'm down.

[18:16:05] She's facing the 12-month charge.

[18:16:05] I'm down.

[18:16:06] But I'm just saying SWAT is out.

[18:16:08] On 20-month charge?

[18:16:10] Well, she should run away from it.

[18:16:15] If she's facing 20-months, then getting her an hour now is gonna be a lot quicker than her going to jail for 20 months, isn't it?

[18:16:20] Yeah!

[18:16:21] It's gonna be a closed-corporation, and they'll have the doors locked, dog.

[18:16:23] Oh, boom!

[18:16:26] Shit, how are we supposed to get her out then?

[18:16:28] Wait, they lock in the doors?

[18:16:30] Yeah, it's a closed door.

[18:16:32] Yo yo yo yo, you think we could break them open?

[18:16:34] No, I don't...

[18:16:36] I kind of hand-cuffed it.

[18:16:38] Crowbar, maybe.

[18:16:40] Oh shit.

[18:16:41] How the fuck do they get mofuckas from the cell to the courtroom?

[18:16:45] The Skybridge, man. They take you up on a Skybridge.

[18:16:48] Hey, can't we just mofuckin like hide there and earth some shit?

[18:16:53] That's what jet was trying to do. I can break you out first with that jet.

[18:17:01] Yeah, let's do that.

[18:17:06] Yeah, I need a gun. I need your fucking number is what I need.

[18:17:16] Is she going right now?

[18:17:17] Give it to the wrong guy, man.

[18:17:18] Someone, I'm just tapping.

[18:17:20] I think you didn't give it to me.

[18:17:22] Not a couple man

[18:17:28] So you don't want to roll up like the lost MC

[18:17:34] No, dog. No, we only only four of us should do the trick because we need to keep four other people here

[18:17:39] I guess our plan doesn't work and then they can do that to us

[18:17:44] See what I mean

[18:17:46] Yeah

[18:17:53] Hey, I appreciate that I'll shoot someone in the face for y'all

[18:17:58] Let's go get baby block. I need a gun now

[18:18:03] Yeah, cuz I'm feeling like I don't feel good

[18:18:10] All right, yeah, let's do that shit. I got a car though. I got a car

[18:18:16] You said you want to drive? Yeah

[18:18:22] Now go ahead drive you driving this all good

[18:18:28] You know this guy is

[18:18:33] I don't know who that guy is

[18:18:39] Yeah, they see yeah

[18:18:42] That shit already

[18:18:44] Yeah

[18:18:46] Good luck motherfuckers. We gotta come on y'all. Oh, am I getting into?

[18:18:52] Yo, we got to go

[18:18:55] I'll call him

[18:18:59] Actually, yeah

[18:19:02] We gotta go

[18:19:05] Are you going to get the gun I have a special right here dog?

[18:19:09] All right, that's one for me too. Oh, yeah, I got a hundred and ninety two rounds. Oh hell, yes

[18:19:23] Yeah, what's good? What's up, Andy Jones? That's not my name. Oh my bad. What's good, though?

[18:19:31] July July you're alive. Oh, yeah, why would the fuck on not be

[18:19:40] Just last time we called it sounded like you just died. No, that was me harnessing my energy into a punch

[18:19:56] I hope you don't take those memes to offense

[18:19:59] You know I got your kids, you know, they just grabbed my fall they said send you the speech

[18:20:07] No, I couldn't because of you

[18:20:10] You got the event cancels

[18:20:12] Lot of money people miss it on

[18:20:15] Me what the fuck did I do you took a nice lady?

[18:20:23] Yeah, but she made me do that yeah, I gotta go

[18:20:29] Yo, I'm in a bench trial

[18:20:33] Yeah, and I'm a lot to call witnesses and shit

[18:20:37] Yeah, I just I'm hoping that someone can come in here and give me the fuck

[18:20:42] Yeah, we we trying you know yeah, we trying right now. Yeah. Yeah

[18:20:47] Yeah, cuz I'm a lot. Hello. I'm trying to call my witnesses dog

[18:20:51] Yeah, and oh god. She ain't do nothing. Yeah, you getting real close to me for someone who's trying to talk to their witness

[18:20:57] Yeah, what the fuck?

[18:20:58] She is still having a full stream.

[18:20:59] Oh, they're trying to win this tamper.

[18:21:01] Yeah, they're trying to win this tamper or some shit, anyways.

[18:21:03] No, they can't do that.

[18:21:04] Yeah, we just did some random ass judges chamber.

[18:21:06] I just need you to come down here and say that you saw what you saw.

[18:21:10] I was with you all day.

[18:21:11] Hey, just put my gun in the gun box.

[18:21:13] I gotta think about some shit.

[18:21:14] All right.

[18:21:15] Yeah.

[18:21:18] Dog, yeah, I'll wait for you.

[18:21:20] I'm in one of those private courtroom things.

[18:21:23] I bet.

[18:21:24] Yeah, yeah.

[18:21:25] I sound good.

[18:21:26] Yeah, they say a course.

[18:21:28] of course that they think that they're gonna be some terrorists coming to get me or some

[18:21:31] shit.

[18:21:32] So, they said that they gonna have, they gonna call tighter security and whatnot, so I mean

[18:21:37] I don't know.

[18:21:38] Oh my god.

[18:21:39] Alright, the entire squad team's gonna be there at all after.

[18:21:42] Oh god.

[18:21:43] Yeah, who the fuck know?

[18:21:44] Anyways, scurr!

[18:21:45] See you soon!

[18:21:46] Scurr!

[18:21:47] Alright, we're all, we're all gonna go.

[18:21:50] Uh, go down to the dock.

[18:21:52] Alright.

[18:21:53] Oh, uh, alright, go down to the bridge tree dock.

[18:22:16] I used to feel so devastated

[18:22:35] skirt skirt

[18:22:38] Oh, we gotta break her out. She knew nothing wrong.

[18:22:44] Yeah, I mean we probably just gonna

[18:22:49] I

[18:22:53] Yeah, we go

[18:23:10] One down down to the right

[18:23:19] What the fuck is that

[18:23:21] That she says they know Mike coming dog

[18:23:35] Hey, check this shit out, bro. I'm finna pull up in

[18:24:11] We're gonna go be witnesses and shit talk they know you come in dog

[18:24:15] How

[18:24:19] Wait

[18:24:26] Mike Mike block

[18:24:29] Mike block Mike Mike block

[18:24:32] Yeah, make sure that gun take that ammo. I'm 50-50 minute.

[18:24:54] Yeah, he got the Trico.

[18:24:58] Mike Block, murderer.

[18:25:00] Yeah, Mike Block, this is John Stimms. Do you have one of my TacMeds?

[18:25:04] Yeah, I do.

[18:25:06] Okay, what do I need to do to get him back?

[18:25:09] Uh, can you call in a bomb threat to the core house?

[18:25:13] Hell yeah.

[18:25:14] Yeah, I mean I can do that, but how is that going to get me my TacMed back?

[18:25:17] I'll give you them back

[18:25:20] Okay, all right. Thanks dog

[18:25:25] All right good yo

[18:25:28] Damn, how the fuck do they know do you think?

[18:25:31] Well, because I'm not gonna lie Mike

[18:25:34] This guy named janky said and I quote

[18:25:37] Mike down in the garage at the casino swat everywhere. You got to do something. I said I bet so me baby block

[18:25:44] Relic and jet said let's go get the ass we pulled up angle like I shot a ranger in

[18:25:50] the face lab and then three cops came running out the garage and started

[18:25:54] blasting on us even though we had five gun four guns pointed to their face yeah

[18:25:59] they say good day there and then we convinced them that we just got shot

[18:26:04] randomly and they let us go yeah they said fuck you know he was in custody

[18:26:10] for like an hour and a half was in custody for an hour and a half all

[18:26:13] they charge me with was possession of a gun damn dog we should um but we got a

[18:26:19] same baby I guess she did and I quote I'm reading the text message right now

[18:26:24] they saying something about know what radio you on and shit they know Mike

[18:26:28] coming all cats what's how could they know that I don't know because she was

[18:26:36] not on speaker whenever she called me I'm pretty sure did y'all say on your

[18:26:42] radio mic is coming or some shit no I don't know we're on a different radio

[18:26:48] now we've had different radios before we said shit shit dog well yeah and we

[18:26:55] first off that's out of range anyways you cannot hear from the fucking poor

[18:26:59] host all the way from a grove you know the brick of CB too far stretched fuck

[18:27:05] dog so how yeah how are we gonna get around I got an idea all right let's

[18:27:11] just take a hostage hmm true and make them look like a traitor

[18:27:18] hmm that's pretty good hmm they're probably just gonna kill us though

[18:27:24] honestly the way the swat's been today that is true and then they

[18:27:28] swat has been on one for 30 minutes to figure out what happened so it's ready

[18:27:35] So I just shot my hostage at the casino. Yeah, that's X that checks out

[18:27:42] All right, yo

[18:27:47] I'm gonna be real. I feel like sky bush and a skybridge ambush. It still has to be it, you know

[18:27:52] All right. Oh, yeah, this picture gonna look hard. Please me now run like you back up there, yo

[18:27:59] Yeah, no a little bit to your left a little bit

[18:28:02] it. Keep going. Keep going. Right there. Now, basically, this look hard as shit, dog. Hell

[18:28:09] yeah. Mike Block. All right. What's, uh, what are we doing? Is Jet coming or not? Uh, let

[18:28:20] me call him. What room is she in? They said they'd cut her in like a locked room. Yeah,

[18:28:27] she said something about pop, but we've witnessed this. So, hey, where are you at? Yeah, what

[18:28:31] room you're at the courthouse right now oh you got to go shit all right let's go

[18:28:38] all right it doesn't matter you keep the watch you the fuck cares all right gg all right gg chat

[18:28:43] relative drive you're better driver than me he's in it but maybe not gg but maybe not oh shit hey

[18:28:55] no i gotta hang up yo we on our way though all right then he's gonna text me y'all he at the

[18:29:06] forecast right now looking to see what

[18:29:09] courtroom she's gonna get. Yeah, maybe we

[18:29:10] just stand outside of that bitch. Maybe we

[18:29:12] take it. Yo, my helicopter. Yeah, that's

[18:29:15] Jimmy Bones, though. Hey, hey. You're

[18:29:18] trying to fly us to the. Yeah, can you

[18:29:19] fly us? Don't. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah.

[18:29:23] That's good. Perfect. For all of us.

[18:29:28] Hell no. I'll give you one extra. That's about it.

[18:29:52] Yeah. We're gonna go save our friend.

[18:29:55] Wait to the danger. I think you got it. Hold up. Let me call you back

[18:30:11] Okay, I just told the SWAT team. There's a bomb at the courthouse. Okay, perfect

[18:30:16] Hey, could someone give me food

[18:30:23] All right now now the SWAT team thinks there's a bomb at the courthouse

[18:30:42] Yeah, I got the brood.

[18:30:59] What's good?

[18:31:01] And shit.

[18:31:04] I don't have your Tac-man, I never did.

[18:31:08] I don't know, I never had any metagog.

[18:31:15] Alright, tell him you lied.

[18:31:19] Alright, well there's no bomb there.

[18:31:23] I don't know, I'm gonna probably tell him that you did this.

[18:31:28] No, no, no.

[18:31:33] Long guy's better, yo.

[18:31:35] Don't lie to me.

[18:31:41] Who?

[18:31:43] Jimmy back, Juniper.

[18:31:45] The woman I had kidnapped all day?

[18:31:47] I don't know, where is she?

[18:31:49] Dog, I do not know who the fuck you were talking about.

[18:31:51] Okay, well now they think that there's a bomb at the four outs.

[18:31:57] All right, all good.

[18:31:59] Okay, you know what?

[18:32:06] Okay, bitch.

[18:32:09] How do I stop looking through the car fucking camera, yo?

[18:32:13] Damn, why are we going so high up? It's kind of hard to breathe up here a little bit.

[18:32:17] Yeah, Godspeed, jump up.

[18:32:20] What?

[18:32:22] They don't got no parachutes, I don't think.

[18:32:24] I don't think I spread out my arms and legs so that I could just like survive.

[18:32:32] Yeah.

[18:32:32] Yeah, we need to be on the ground, dog.

[18:32:37] Unless you think they could survive, I got a parachute.

[18:32:40] I think they could survive.

[18:32:44] I don't think we can, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[18:32:47] This kind, this do be a little high, but maybe they could.

[18:32:50] I mean the last time I was in the helicopter, would you ever look down out and die?

[18:32:57] You would not have been in the helicopter with me, you dirty bitch.

[18:33:00] Yeah, you were trying to fly me to Germany, you motherfucker.

[18:33:03] Will you just hop out?

[18:33:05] No, I don't want to die, dog.

[18:33:08] How about you suck and see dick and I'll send you back to Germany.

[18:33:13] Oh my god.

[18:33:15] It's not bullshit, is it?

[18:33:22] Dog, we ain't got parachutes.

[18:33:24] I don't want to die.

[18:33:35] like being P-checked. It's over. Wait, I'm not, I'm playing on my xx wig. It's over.

[18:34:44] Well, I don't, did something change? I don't get it. I don't, I don't get why the

[18:35:01] fucking parachutes aren't working. Did I left click? Yes! Man!

[18:35:07] Fucking Penta's a pain in the ass. He loves to fuck people over as much as humanly

[18:35:19] possible.

[18:35:20] I don't fucking understand why the fuck they're not working!

[18:35:40] I should do slash turkey.

[18:35:51] Phone call hat.

[18:35:57] Why didn't it work, man?

[18:36:10] Shoot key unbound.

[18:36:23] What happened?

[18:36:25] I got fucking parachute griefed again.

[18:36:52] Is it decayed old? I don't think- I don't know if that's a fucking thing.

[18:37:02] I'm so fucking triggered, dog.

[18:37:03] I actually- so fucking triggered.

[18:37:14] The parachutes are hella bugged.

[18:37:15] Why doesn't he fucking say that anywhere?

[18:37:18] what are you doing down there just can you please just take me to jail just

[18:37:30] just lock just fucking lock my ass up please no I can't my fucking parachute

[18:37:37] didn't open and I'm fucked all right just take me to fucking

[18:37:56] Let's fucking lock my ass up

[18:38:03] We'll just forget this shitty ass fucking Dave and I'm gonna be up on the rooftop

[18:38:11] Westside coming into these a lot or no

[18:38:20] Start fresh. No, I'm not I just

[18:38:24] Just so goddamn triggered. I'm actually pissed off

[18:38:38] That what why the fuck don't the parachutes work? How are they in the server if they don't work?

[18:38:43] Why man? Why?

[18:38:45] I do you never got a new medical. I've reused parachutes on other characters

[18:39:06] Where you hurting Mike? Just I'm just pleased

[18:39:19] Just God damn it

[18:39:22] No, it's getting I just I can't I fucking oh

[18:39:53] Oh, you know my fucking parachute wouldn't open for the second fucking time today

[18:40:03] All right, you should get the life insurance

[18:40:07] You heard me

[18:40:23] What are they doing man don't do that

[18:40:27] Man, what are you guys doing?

[18:40:29] Come on dog

[18:40:46] Open up the door

[18:40:48] Dog I am so fucking glitched I am so glitched man

[18:41:05] Dog

[18:41:07] I'm so fucking glitched holy shit man

[18:41:11] God day I gotta log off of my gets it's so it's fucked man. It's just also fucked man

[18:41:20] I got these why they should they have to initiate

[18:41:26] I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I just-

[18:41:27] W-w-w-w-what is happening, man?

[18:41:30] I don't know. I just played witness-

[18:41:32] Who was that? Who shot that person?

[18:41:34] Who's that person?

[18:41:39] Oh my God, the governor is calling me dawg.

[18:41:41] I didn't do anything! Why are you calling me?

[18:41:43] Sides just gotta go, I think, man.

[18:41:45] Let's get you out of these fucking cuffs and then...

[18:41:53] Let's just hide dog.

[18:41:54] I gotta think of the...

[18:41:55] This is a rough one. I'm gonna say it, Chad!

[18:41:57] I don't think Mike Block is working on you.

[18:41:59] You got him on you?

[18:42:00] Nah.

[18:42:02] I said it before...

[18:42:03] I'm saying it again, I know people love my block and I don't think it's me.

[18:42:07] I do think it's everyone else, okay?

[18:42:11] But it's just, something just is not clicking, man.

[18:42:19] You love Mike so much, yeah, but Jesus Christ, dude.

[18:42:21] Alright, so Baby Block is in trial right now in the ghost chamber.

[18:42:25] She did a really good defense and I backed it up flawlessly, so she might be doing it.

[18:42:29] Who just started shooting at the cops, dog?

[18:42:31] I think it might have been Josh, dog.

[18:42:34] What is he doing?

[18:42:35] I don't know. I thought the SWAT started bustin'. I figured it was the SWAT because they'd be doing that shit.

[18:42:40] I just heard gunshots and whipped around and you was there and I was like, fuck yes.

[18:42:44] My fucking parachute didn't open again! Get this goddamn thing off of me!

[18:42:49] No way you jumped from like 30 kfee and it didn't open.

[18:42:53] My fingers might not be a parachute in that bitch.

[18:42:57] You think this is just a backpack?

[18:42:59] I think it's just a bag. It's an instrument.

[18:43:01] Oh my god, you got a backpack on?

[18:43:03] They come with warning labels when you buy this shit might just be a backpack

[18:43:10] might be a used fucking parachute that never got

[18:43:16] I think it might have been Dost if just started busting dog. I don't know it might have and I am sorry

[18:43:22] Hey, at least we got you out of this shit

[18:43:30] What a fucking shit show of a day

[18:43:33] just fucking shit yeah don't take me to John Sims he's pissed why what happened

[18:43:47] he thinks I kidnapped one of his medics dog oh that was me oh

[18:43:56] We just wanted him to...

[18:43:58] The medics keep falling up on scenes and just shooting people now too, like what the fuck is that?

[18:44:03] Yeah, that was me.

[18:44:06] They deserve to get kidnapped.

[18:44:08] Fuck, I'll be real.

[18:44:09] What the fuck is that?

[18:44:10] I'm gonna laugh so hard if this was just a backpack.

[18:44:12] I swear to God I've used it.

[18:44:16] It might just be a backpack.

[18:44:28] Josh did call me and then he was on the phone and then now...

[18:44:31] I am in handcuffs also.

[18:44:33] I got handcuffed, he's young.

[18:44:35] Man, Milt has got everything.

[18:44:36] thing. We keep that shit up. Happy Robin cops. I swear to God, it was a bird here. A long

[18:44:43] time ago. I think he did kill all the cops though. Remember a long time ago, he was trying

[18:44:49] to kill Draco's because she shot you at the VU. I've been trying to like get PD uniforms

[18:44:55] and shit, but I mean, yeah, that's smart because I swear you could probably just

[18:44:59] walk up and fucking walk away with someone so you don't fall in the fucking ocean

[18:45:04] Yeah

[18:45:06] This shit says it's a high flyer shoe, but not this bitch is not

[18:45:20] This bitch don't be a fucking parachute

[18:45:24] You sure that's not just the name of a backpack. I mean it could just be a backpack I get no

[18:45:31] Just ain't no parachute in it

[18:45:33] Why oh

[18:45:36] Hell no man. I knew I shouldn't have got my parachutes off stock X. This is some bullshit

[18:45:42] Yeah, you got them off team. Yeah, I did dog. No, you can't do that. I didn't know yo

[18:45:48] I didn't fucking know I thought it'd be cool

[18:45:54] All right. Well, did they did you still got you done? What happened?

[18:46:00] This says it might or it might not work only one way to find out man dog what the fuck

[18:46:09] Only one way to put some fucking stupid

[18:46:15] That's crazy work

[18:46:17] What the fuck is the goddamn mayor sending me all this shit, dog? I'm a call Tony and see what he say

[18:46:31] He called me backs or he called me so

[18:46:34] Yeah, it was good Tony. Yeah, what the fuck what the fuck what are you sending me all this shit?

[18:46:46] You just missed cock sucker. I miss what you wouldn't even with pecking cock sucker mother fucker miss

[18:46:51] dog what are you talking about dog I know you were at the dock stupid dog dog dog dog

[18:46:59] wait a switch up relic Tony no what the fuck is he talking about dog we were you

[18:47:06] talking dog we always just in handcuffs at the courthouse I have not even shot a

[18:47:13] gun you would were you just in a helicopter with bones yes or no yes

[18:47:21] I was yes from the dark yes, and oh yes, and then you went back to the dark yes, and oh no

[18:47:26] No, no, no, okay, so you just could tell me someone said just why they leave the office

[18:47:32] Yeah, dog. You're a political figure yo, bro. We are looking at you right now dog. Look down. You're looking at me

[18:47:39] Look down. We're right over here. Oh, yeah, you're blowing bubbles on it dog

[18:47:45] I'm staring at you right now. No, you're not I'm yes

[18:47:49] you are dog move keep walking forward and look to your right oh some other

[18:47:57] guys up there my bad I saw another tell you guys deal Tony I don't know your

[18:48:05] radio your radius 48 right what is impersonating us we switch the concept

[18:48:11] the same shit about us you know I'm really think someone is impersonating us

[18:48:18] right now dog radio 48 you guys literally tried to kill me no Tony nobody

[18:48:23] that is why you are actually tripping yo why Tony why would I do why would I do

[18:48:31] it some clown and Mike what you are not cool you're sending me fucking gifts on

[18:48:36] I didn't know anything about family I didn't know one it's like oh it's like

[18:48:42] 54 shot you just hit that we

[18:48:46] Where's stupid?

[18:48:48] We I was just in handcuffs almost arrested because I fell out of a helicopter

[18:48:53] You didn't get arrested. No some guy just started shooting at the cops on the roof

[18:48:58] Completely randomly by the way

[18:49:02] You mean a while ago no that guy right there that guy

[18:49:05] Let me let me know I've never took a shot if I if I tried to shoot you you would have I don't my block doesn't miss dog

[18:49:11] Well, sometimes it does.

[18:49:13] Hey, I didn't shoot at you, dog.

[18:49:16] We did not shoot at you, dude.

[18:49:18] Alright, you know what? Fuck it.

[18:49:20] Now I'm going to, though.

[18:49:21] Because if you're going to sit there and say,

[18:49:22] I did something, then you are getting shot.

[18:49:25] You've been trying to, and you would fucking fail.

[18:49:27] Nah, alright.

[18:49:28] Okay, you go and fucking see.

[18:49:29] You go and see.

[18:49:30] You go and actually see.

[18:49:32] Now you are getting shot.

[18:49:34] Now you actually are.

[18:49:36] What the fuck, yo?

[18:49:38] What the fuck is his problem, dog?

[18:49:40] that I did shoot him but I miss I can't have that shit yo what the fuck was that

[18:49:49] I'm gonna throw a grenade into his office this man is paranoid yo you better

[18:49:54] tell that motherfucker to say sorry or on on Jesus Christ to park and LeBron

[18:50:00] James soul I am gonna shoot them all fucker for real he got no so he is

[18:50:12] He's calling me saying we try to kill him dog. No, somebody came over in all red and just shot at him

[18:50:22] Someone just in here in all red. Oh shit. Did he look like me?

[18:50:32] Where's John where's John block at that could have been John block

[18:50:42] what the fuck who is yeah that might have been my nephew John block oh John

[18:50:48] that might have been John don't oh god I haven't I've never even I haven't seen

[18:50:55] John in a long time did they get them off a car or no he said they come in to

[18:51:00] collect friends and so it's forensic so we gotta get out of here they come

[18:51:04] in here I don't mean we're in the small for gonna get you know I don't I have

[18:51:08] I have no idea though.

[18:51:10] Yeah, I got keys.

[18:51:12] I got this.

[18:51:14] They got fucking RNG parachutes.

[18:51:20] I don't know why do you think that would have been...

[18:51:22] Alright, that's actually really funny.

[18:51:24] We was on Radio 48, but we was trying to plan you escape out of here.

[18:51:27] What's good?

[18:51:28] Hey, where are you?

[18:51:30] Who is this?

[18:51:32] This is John Stimms.

[18:51:34] Oh, I'm leaving the docks.

[18:51:36] Which one?

[18:51:38] the chum street i'm driving in a car with three people right now and i'm heavily armed why

[18:51:44] chump well we're looking for you oh don't do that i'm yeah we're gonna look for you where's

[18:51:51] chum street guys oh don't don't do that where are you what's good to me i'm gonna be honest dog

[18:51:57] if you pull up on me i'm gonna throw a grenade on you i i'm gonna find you trying to tell you

[18:52:02] wasn't a oh bro you are you sure you want the smoke well I think I do I really

[18:52:09] think I do okay okay all right okay where well good luck what what do you

[18:52:17] mean good luck all right we're in a gang war with the EMS hard I've been

[18:52:25] waiting to say that they're in a hunting ambulance right now looking for us

[18:52:28] Hey, what happens if they shoot us who treats us? Oh shit, we might die

[18:52:34] We might actually die dog sorry yeah, they said they're in a hunting ambulance looking for us dog

[18:52:40] All right, well, it's real if I got some shit out here. Yeah, I need something to drink too

[18:52:44] Just kidding. I have some sparkling water Tony confirm Tony just called me to confirm that it wasn't us by the way, so

[18:52:52] What the fuck really after not not he pissed me off fuck that shit

[18:52:56] If you're gonna drag my name, I'm gonna drag his body to the ocean

[18:53:00] Hard if this motherfucker supposed to be like us, then he gonna fucking know how shit goes yo

[18:53:05] He can't be saying that shit. I swear to God. I'm gonna put a car bomb in his limousine

[18:53:12] Hard that's hard. Yeah, I will too

[18:53:16] Yeah, that was great. He called me back two minutes later to say

[18:53:23] And I got a fucking stash right here with a bunch of shit. Oh shit

[18:53:33] it

[18:53:35] writes that down for a little

[18:53:37] fucking good vibes back up

[18:53:39] yeah that's pretty funny that there's a

[18:53:41] 50-50 parachute I just didn't know I

[18:53:43] thought I was glitched

[18:53:45] had I known I

[18:53:47] probably still would have been angry but I

[18:53:49] wanted to blame the devs I'm gonna get

[18:53:54] you a shawty that could be good for a

[18:53:56] block party have a shorty

[18:53:58] it's your mama

[18:54:03] damn he got you on there

[18:54:05] my mama a hoe man she too

[18:54:07] Oh man, she too easy.

[18:54:08] That's how long I'm lucky.

[18:54:09] You can't say that about your mom, dog.

[18:54:10] She's a nice lady.

[18:54:11] Come on, take that back.

[18:54:12] I guess.

[18:54:14] She framed me for a male fraud, dog.

[18:54:22] I'm only giving you a shotgun,

[18:54:23] because I just got to look for it.

[18:54:24] All right, let's, guys, let's,

[18:54:25] negative energy out.

[18:54:26] Let's try to make Mike work.

[18:54:28] Let's find a way to make Mike work on purple.

[18:54:32] Okay.

[18:54:34] Let's figure it out.

[18:54:37] I'm lucky, but fitting for Mike.

[18:54:39] It is in character.

[18:54:43] I feel like I'm just gonna get shot off my face.

[18:54:44] Do you got a grenade?

[18:54:46] I have a Molly back in my place. Oh fuck it dog. Sam you got a cop vest? Yeah, like Kevlar

[18:54:55] No, I'm good dog

[18:55:02] I'll figure it out. I'm an RPG master EMS. I'm an RP mastermind. I'll figure it out

[18:55:07] We'll figure out a way to make it work. You ever rolled on Molly while you were shooting the image

[18:55:11] I'll have to dial the I might have just have to dial back the aggression

[18:55:15] Drive dog

[18:55:17] You might not realize it with the streams and really into us. Of course. I know that cuz it's been me pissed off the whole time

[18:55:24] There a shoddy with some shotgun rounds in the

[18:55:27] gun box I

[18:55:30] Know that the house hooker. Hey, I got rifles. I just got no fucking ammo for it. Well

[18:55:47] I gave my fucking ammo away. I don't think Mike is aggressive enough

[18:56:00] I think we should just make some fight bombs and just

[18:56:06] Like let's just here's what we need to do. All right, let's kidnap a woman

[18:56:11] And then we'll get her to call non-women to say her friend is down and that'll be you motherfuckers

[18:56:17] All right

[18:56:18] Or one of y'all just be laying on the ground and then we'll pop out of a bush and we'll get the me and us bitches dog

[18:56:25] And then we'll get them in an ambulance. Okay, and then what who knows what we're gonna do after that

[18:56:34] We gonna stick a pipe mom down there. Oh, we're gonna make them drive it into a fucking gas station

[18:56:42] Oh, I remember when I did that to that Cecilio girl. Yes

[18:56:46] So, let's see MS right behind us. Oh, okay. Oh, get them up. That's actually them. Yeah, that's actually them

[18:56:54] Get ready to bus for real

[18:57:00] No, I got a gun I gotta get

[18:57:04] What's good pussy John stems good. What's good? You still talking shit?

[18:57:14] It's silly murdered

[18:57:22] Why do you get it?

[18:57:29] Load them up load them in that bitch get no fuck problem. Get them in

[18:57:34] Get them in

[18:57:40] Yes, follow me to grocery gas

[18:57:44] Y'all are going into a gas station. Yo should not have done that

[18:57:49] Hey, I told you what the fuck did I say?

[18:57:52] What did I say dog? What the fuck did I say?

[18:57:59] Nah

[18:58:02] No, hey, hey John said we in a hunting party ambulance right now

[18:58:10] Hey

[18:58:13] Y'all ready it's been a while since I've done this let's hope I'm not rusty

[18:58:40] shit back up back up get out of here get the fuck out of here you did this

[18:58:58] dog no I got it y'all actually did this I'm sorry dog I'll help you rebuild it

[18:59:11] I'll help you rebuild it dog fuck you John bitch do not hunt my vlog it will

[18:59:21] I like this every time fuck you my go go go go go go go go go go go go go get

[18:59:42] out right that's a shit getting was on the way just get the fuck out of here get

[19:00:06] the fuck dog dog picture dog I'm trying just cars hey just hit the fucking

[19:00:12] freeway dog never ride on the freeway never dog they never check the freeway

[19:00:17] ever

[19:00:24] That how's that makeup for the it makes up for the yeah, it makes up for the parachute

[19:00:39] Looks pretty hard you yeah dive it away from that

[19:00:45] Exactly

[19:00:47] I'll show you when we're parked up dog. I don't know why John Sims was coming at me like that

[19:01:02] But he finna learn what is that? He finna learn bro. What's he what's he mad about?

[19:01:07] I don't think I kidnapped someone, but I mean I mean, you know you did but he coming at me for that shit

[19:01:13] I didn't do that shit

[19:01:15] exactly

[19:01:16] They did three more pictures. I didn't even have an end

[19:01:19] I didn't have someone and made them have a cop and then make them dump off a crane

[19:01:23] I did that that's pretty hard. Where the fuck is baby block?

[19:01:28] Probably in jail. Oh, yeah, I was in court

[19:01:33] I literally just ran a witness for her and left and didn't did all this shit. Oh, yeah, that one's hard dog

[19:01:46] What's good, Benny?

[19:01:48] It had to be done though

[19:01:53] They mad my bad my bad dog. We have you

[19:01:56] Yo, the pumps didn't blow you up that shit was hard.

[19:01:59] I just don't know what the hell was going on.

[19:02:01] He was haunting us.

[19:02:03] Oh, shit.

[19:02:04] Yeah.

[19:02:04] The tagman was hunting you then, no, that's not what you were.

[19:02:06] He really would think were, huh?

[19:02:07] He would think were a dog.

[19:02:09] They really were a dog.

[19:02:11] I just come outside and I hear, yeah,

[19:02:14] I see what's going on.

[19:02:15] Fuck, I just don't have all the pumps to blow you up,

[19:02:17] but it was good.

[19:02:18] You did that perfectly, yo.

[19:02:19] Yeah, yeah.

[19:02:20] Hey, we're going to go get another EMS

[19:02:24] and have them call John to meet him somewhere.

[19:02:26] and then

[19:02:27] and we're gonna have a mean amount of gas station

[19:02:30] they pulled up on us they actually did

[19:02:36] i swear to god they pulled up on us

[19:02:39] it really is them they try to get away dawg

[19:02:43] john got out of his car and he got like that motherfucker from robo cop

[19:02:47] just got a fuck dawg

[19:02:49] that one dude they got out the car

[19:02:52] fucker

[19:02:53] the motherfucker was twitching around like it was in a movie, it was crazy

[19:02:57] yeah the motherfucker really got shot

[19:02:59] he was getting pulled in

[19:03:01] yeah the gas station is getting all investigated now

[19:03:04] I don't know what happened

[19:03:05] I was like who's gonna come get the dog when half of the BMS is here

[19:03:08] I'm gonna get us another car

[19:03:10] yeah get in and fuck that car

[19:03:35] oh wait that's your car

[19:03:37] oh that bitch sucks

[19:03:39] he really do you want it

[19:03:41] alright we'll fucking where you want to park

[19:03:43] where you want to park that bitch

[19:03:47] go to the hood and park it right okay and that was hard brought a tear to my eye

[19:04:03] yeah now let's go get an EMS that's trying to get them

[19:04:08] tachmet versus outside tachmet versus blocks first server gang war I'm gonna

[19:04:29] eat the star of pickles that I randomly found in the club box EMS wipe

[19:04:35] All right, we're going to every go chat. We found the vibes. No, I'm good. Oh, I love Arizona for a punch.

[19:04:49] That's good jet. I mean, we at the hospital if you could just find a car and come here.

[19:05:10] All right. All right. No, where are you? We can go get him. Um, he said he broke down like

[19:05:21] Hold up. I'll just

[19:05:27] All right, well I told him to come here sir because we don't

[19:05:31] We're gonna steal the ambulance they and

[19:05:35] And then drive them back to a gas station and blow that bitch up bad

[19:05:42] Yeah, what's good, Benny is a is our EMS there

[19:05:50] It just left but I saw like good and another EMS

[19:05:55] uh, running around so I don't know if they got treated. I don't know what's going on, but they're either on their way right now or they're uh, they got like

[19:06:03] They're on their way right now, they got treated.

[19:06:06] Penta is targeting EMS. Penta actually targeting EMS.

[19:06:09] There's no way they're gonna fall for this.

[19:06:25] This shit's gonna be horrible.

[19:06:27] Yes it will.

[19:06:29] Stimbs, John Stimbs saved the vibes, he did.

[19:06:32] Again, actually.

[19:06:37] I don't hate health care workers. I just feel like a lot of nurses are really mean people that cheat on their husbands

[19:06:46] Nurse has to have the highest cheating rate. Wait, what the fuck?

[19:07:19] What the? Don't fucking move! Oh shit. Oh shit, get in

[19:07:31] This is this good

[19:07:36] We I mean could have been better, but now we can chase them

[19:07:45] We gotta get that ambulance

[19:07:47] They, they gonna be, they gonna be on the radio with, with police, probably.

[19:07:57] Okay.

[19:07:58] All the smoke, all the cigarette smoke.

[19:08:03] Just get ready to shoot the cops if it comes down to it, dog.

[19:08:13] Alright.

[19:08:16] Cigarette smoke.

[19:08:20] Damn, nothing fast as hell.

[19:08:23] I mean, it do be an ambulance.

[19:08:26] Yeah.

[19:08:28] Get their ass done.

[19:08:30] Damn, they throw the Danito with that one.

[19:08:32] Oh, shit.

[19:08:33] Mike. Oh fuck. Alright, fuck it, dude.

[19:08:37] What's good, Josh? Yeah, why did you just start shooting at the cops like that?

[19:09:03] Yeah, but don't you just start shooting cops?

[19:09:06] Yeah, not good, Josh.

[19:09:09] Yeah, I mean you, I mean...

[19:09:11] Yeah, but you... I mean, dog...

[19:09:14] Not good, Josh! Not good!

[19:09:16] Not good, Josh.

[19:09:18] Oh, my bad, A. That's on me.

[19:09:20] Okay, all right, okay

[19:09:25] Yeah, okay

[19:09:46] John you're not safe you are not safe just know that oh shit oh shit. I

[19:09:52] I thought we would

[19:09:56] That's almost scary

[19:10:00] Yeah, that's almost scarier

[19:10:03] Buckle up. Why are the squad team just patrolling today, man? I don't know

[19:10:28] Skars quick quick quick

[19:10:43] Curb boosting. Hey, you like

[19:11:33] I'm trying to get us the fuck away from this shit. I think they crashed

[19:11:39] Very good

[19:11:58] Back to the hospital

[19:11:59] No, we got a kidnap someone and be like

[19:12:03] We're gonna be like hey, bro. Say you're fucking like Paul EMS and say hey my friend's down and shit

[19:12:10] And then we're gonna and then we're gonna

[19:12:13] Drive them into a gas station again. I

[19:12:17] Love that

[19:12:22] Imagine getting out driven by Penta. Hey

[19:12:24] Oh shit

[19:12:52] Imagine ever driving again you alcoholic with your 3d eyes

[19:12:56] You're much better getaway drive than pursue

[19:13:01] So getaway driving is easier because of the way that local spawns work

[19:13:07] then GTA

[19:13:12] You so the first one is like you're the one spawning in the locals, right?

[19:13:17] because I'll they respond to sirens no no no so so so you're the one that's

[19:13:26] spawning in local so local spawn around players they're not just always on the

[19:13:31] map they spawn when there's a person nearby so um so when you're so when

[19:13:40] you're getting away I'm not talking dog I was actually I'm about I need to nap

[19:13:46] Hold up. I got taken out

[19:13:49] So like when you so okay, so when you're the one that's spawning in the local you're the one that's starting the locals

[19:14:00] They're like they're they're out right so the second or third one

[19:14:06] Pass that they're more likely to have the fucking the car drive into them. Does that make sense?

[19:14:16] Yeah, exactly you start the pathing

[19:14:19] Exactly

[19:14:30] Yeah, and then also the lights as well

[19:14:37] Yup, locals are friends with the Krums, yup.

[19:14:43] That's why, like, so if you ever watch GTA speedrunners, whenever they're trying to get a car to spawn,

[19:14:48] they're always, er, you know, when I play Sandress, I'm sure some of you've noticed, all you do is just, like,

[19:14:53] you just move your camera, you know what I mean?

[19:14:56] Uh, and then it spawns, like, in front, like, the shit is spawning, like, where you're looking, basically.

[19:15:06] Yeah.

[19:15:08] Renders, right.

[19:15:13] I heard that new, I heard that new version sucked ass.

[19:15:15] It's why trains don't work. Well, I think trains are just giga-de-synced

[19:15:35] That was that was so unlucky

[19:15:41] That was so fucking unlucky relics afk

[19:15:54] I was a lucky

[19:16:04] them up I'm gonna shoot you why oh god fucking drop them now what's wrong with

[19:16:28] these cops underground parking underground park sure back up go inside I

[19:16:38] mean now they were right to shoot there it's not a big deal I think Bosco has

[19:16:43] a bit of a chip on his shoulder though I'll be honest but yeah he seems to be

[19:16:50] have a little bit of a chip on the shoulder but thank you that's all good

[19:16:58] Mike block has been medicine to see for a little bit I'm out of cops I'm out of

[19:17:05] cuffs not really another individual it needs to be coughed I've mostly been

[19:17:09] getting fucking on that was my first W of the day I guess I got away too but

[19:17:14] that was weird a couple of them yep it's just been a weird it's just been

[19:17:18] weird day it's been a weird day aren't you the one who shot me what am I looking

[19:17:50] for where would you be shot oh the shoulder yeah that was good that was

[19:18:05] that was unlucky you miss something what the cops can't

[19:18:10] out waiting I don't know just unlucky I guess bad RNG what's crazy though is we

[19:18:24] kind of committed a little bit of self-defense against the EMS though but

[19:18:31] we'll see if we can get a lawyer to pick up on it probably not all the lawyers

[19:18:35] are kind of cooked self-defense terrorism well John Sims called and said

[19:18:47] that we're hunting you but I guess it's not really self-defense once you

[19:18:57] poor gasoline on the ambulance and throw it up and blow it up they did on us looks

[19:19:18] over injuries the pictures yeah I kept those on me on purpose I doubt that they

[19:19:32] look for him but if he'd rather let looks out where he was shot oh

[19:19:43] wrap it up wrap it up and see what i can do here

[19:19:53] tracks for tnt and and out like the like the sexy moment like the burger

[19:20:07] all right you gotta go ahead and take care of the woman too

[19:20:10] medical slot because i see an ems bullet they got somebody on the radio and let them know that

[19:20:28] We're downstairs

[19:20:30] No, no three got it

[19:20:32] Time for thank you. You guys down here in the parking garage. Are there any regular cops or just a lot?

[19:20:40] Oh

[19:20:42] I don't know

[19:20:49] Relic was saying that they've been doing SWAT patrols, which I've seen on Wrangler before which is

[19:20:54] Kind of weird

[19:20:56] I

[19:21:08] Damn that was so unlucky relic when they have came I had to re log though man. I was so fucking my shit was fucked up

[19:21:30] Rough spot to nap. Yeah

[19:21:40] Bench trial. It's not over till the bench trial, baby

[19:21:43] Let's get out of another one

[19:21:47] Choosing the apartments wasn't smart

[19:21:49] still in 48 okay buddy can see mods can you ban that guy I said it was a mistake

[19:21:56] I don't need you to sit there and fucking rub your heel in there that's

[19:21:59] really bad tact yeah that was dumb you are a fucking idiot you're a loser dumb

[19:22:10] ass all right now you don't have to ban them okay what do you need me to do

[19:22:23] well I've hold it for sure do we know what the status of EMS is probably on

[19:22:34] fire that's how urgent it is and I said well I got two down and then they

[19:22:41] just started blabbering my fucking god you're a sister for religious and

[19:22:47] political reasons everywhere there they are there we go there's one where's the

[19:22:53] other two that I see in the area do you want me to remove Mike's weapons

[19:23:04] Well already did thank you. Why I really didn't cut this we were really lucky

[19:23:11] That's terrorism. I wrapped up his gunshot terrorism

[19:23:23] Mike walk

[19:23:25] Mike walk. Yeah, what's good dog that shut blood and I put banish

[19:23:29] I guess the other two could be a happy camper.

[19:23:31] He's got a GSWA to his shoulder through and through.

[19:23:34] I packed it with gauze and holding pressure.

[19:23:37] Hell yeah.

[19:23:38] I'll bandage it up and I'll get them to...

[19:23:39] Hey, don't let me go with these motherfuckers, yo.

[19:23:42] They have been hunting us down, dog, please.

[19:23:46] I mean, if you're refusing...

[19:23:48] No, please take me to another hospital, dog, please.

[19:23:52] Oh, sir.

[19:23:53] If that's for you.

[19:23:54] I mean, you can't force him to go there.

[19:23:56] Please! They've been hunting me down, dog, please!

[19:23:58] medical oh okay I'll call me under seer I'm sure you'll just have a chat hey

[19:24:05] then motherfuckers have it on us down we just got to a bang out with them on the

[19:24:09] south side yo that made bang alright my life shackles on it yeah hey good one

[19:24:17] okay that's a good one yeah that she was a bang out turned to a boom out

[19:24:23] I got taboo Mac.

[19:24:24] Was that him sir?

[19:24:26] Alright, well he's on the EMS and he's refusing medical so.

[19:24:31] Okay, well I mean we kick him up to Sandy.

[19:24:34] The EMS has been hunting us dog, please.

[19:24:39] Oh, has been hunting you guys, hmm?

[19:24:44] Didn't you just claim that you don't know how you were shot down?

[19:24:48] What?

[19:24:49] Not you, Mike.

[19:24:51] Then the other one.

[19:24:52] Well yeah, that guy hasn't really done anything.

[19:24:55] Was just sitting in the passenger seat and I got shot within a saw rifle. Yeah, that's true

[19:24:59] I got out of the car to run away and this psychopath started shoot me in the back

[19:25:13] Lick in the pavement bud

[19:25:17] Nope check you saw him both please yes, man

[19:25:20] I'm gonna come back lean phone means immediately shoe, you know, I've said it before

[19:25:31] Dude, I don't really think that we should teach clean felon on our peace servers because it kind of

[19:25:38] Like there's also like

[19:25:40] I just don't think it works with our very well, you know

[19:25:44] Yeah, it just doesn't work very well

[19:25:49] All right

[19:25:51] I'm feeling like

[19:25:54] Shot definitely shot

[19:25:57] Yeah, I've been shot for show

[19:26:10] I don't have time for that right now. Hey, who is you?

[19:26:15] All right, all right, isn't everyone a fling phone RP. I mean kind of

[19:26:19] Usually fleeing felon is just for like violent like if someone's a danger to society

[19:26:33] Like blowing up an ambulance well they deserved it because they did they did

[19:26:51] you said what are you refusing medical

[19:26:54] i i want medical i don't want to go with them because they've been hunting us down

[19:26:58] all night don't send us with them though

[19:27:00] please do not

[19:27:01] they would never have met gang on top

[19:27:04] what we're not again sir

[19:27:06] john sims called me and said we're hunting you

[19:27:09] and then we had to run from them on the south side

[19:27:11] what i swear to god that happened

[19:27:14] i swear that does not sound like something you'd say

[19:27:16] oh yeah cuz he did you know

[19:27:19] Nice guy, you know someone pulled up on us and said EMS gang sends their regards

[19:27:25] We're not the god they'd be met for tech meds see they're saying it again

[19:27:33] Are any guys able to get him up on scene if not

[19:27:37] Yeah, cuz he's refusing medical

[19:27:41] Listen listen listen nice swat lady

[19:27:44] Yes, I will go to the hospital, but you need to be with me the whole way next to me dog

[19:27:50] Because I only trust you right now yo we can self transport you if you'd like otherwise

[19:27:56] I can't be in the ambulance with you. I

[19:27:58] Just whatever you got to do. I need you with me the whole way. You're the only one I trust right now dog, please

[19:28:05] It'll be me and

[19:28:07] This psycho cop just shot me when I was running away screaming help me help me. I'm a victim

[19:28:14] And these fucking EMS have been gunning us down all night dog

[19:28:19] All right, well EMS can you at least give him medical attention here on scene as much as you can and we can self-transport

[19:28:24] Mate watch what watch what he's doing to me though. Don't let him put any drugs in me, please

[19:28:29] Going for bandaging shoulder

[19:28:32] What's he doing? He's bandaging her shoulder. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay, okay

[19:28:37] As you go for sailing now. Oh my god. You got a touch for that

[19:28:51] Go ahead and poke him with a needle. No, do you not poke him with a needle? Don't let him poke me, please

[19:28:58] Right, no, I don't know what that is

[19:29:00] is you are in a gang war with you people no sorry for the love of God you say

[19:29:06] something like that say it that way I'm not the first way you said it oh see I

[19:29:11] don't trust that life here and I know she was laughing at the fact that I told

[19:29:16] yeah but that was like a my gritties Mike and I be with saline saline is

[19:29:22] something you get to rehydrate your body once you've been shot okay make you

[19:29:25] you got but you guys have to put it in you first

[19:29:27] I don't need saline

[19:29:30] no no I mean them like how a king makes the chef more fucking eat the food first yo

[19:29:34] then I'm not taking it

[19:29:37] then I'm not taking it

[19:29:41] okay well if he doesn't want to heal the wound if you if you

[19:29:44] put it in you first then I'll do it but no

[19:29:48] Mr. Medic can you do me a favor you look like you're stepping on his head

[19:29:51] can you back up just a little bit

[19:29:53] you thought I was next to him I apologize it's alright that's why I'm asking him

[19:29:57] alright alright we can transfer a part him over to the hospital after that

[19:30:03] thanks for the only one that believes me about this EMS gang war I know three

[19:30:09] I'm gonna go with my body and mess for Takman I swear to God that they've

[19:30:16] sent out a haunting party ambulance we're here to help sir we will never

[19:30:22] you down and kill you to take your organs. I don't want to see who said anything about organs.

[19:30:28] I don't even know what a piano hold on. Hold on. EMS. What'd you say?

[19:30:32] Permission for Mr. Over there is only brought me macaroni to ride with him.

[19:30:38] The besties I think they are besties but at the same time we can only really transport one of

[19:30:45] Bestie Wolf!

[19:30:46] Fiannara, that's the current compassion.

[19:30:48] One, both need medical attention.

[19:30:50] Yeah, that's why you guys can transport.

[19:30:53] Yeah!

[19:30:54] You guys have to transport a vehicle.

[19:30:56] The EMS are gonna kill us, Doug.

[19:30:59] You're gonna have us following.

[19:31:02] Yeah, we would never do anything to the cop log.

[19:31:04] Who is that trooper with the ball cap on?

[19:31:06] I don't even know.

[19:31:10] I'm gonna cut that motherfucker's head off.

[19:31:11] I'm gonna grab a bike block and put him in our...

[19:31:13] Negative.

[19:31:14] ...undercester seat.

[19:31:15] I'm gonna saw his head off with a machete 140

[19:31:19] We know right with two L's

[19:31:27] Bedlam

[19:31:29] BED LAM

[19:31:31] For religious and political reasons. Yeah, just he was the guy I had to cut loose after giving him in the last three charge

[19:31:41] Fucking taq man, I'm so stupid

[19:31:46] What in a funny way?

[19:31:48] I like the new EMS.

[19:31:52] Dude, it's like black and white man.

[19:31:55] It feels like there's a lot more personality in the hospital now.

[19:32:02] They're doing a good job with it.

[19:32:05] That sounds convincing.

[19:32:07] Yeah, a lot more personality.

[19:32:13] Even in like a week, you know what I mean?

[19:32:19] what? What? Me? Are you talking to me? Oh okay, I'll let you know. I'm fine. Much appreciated,

[19:32:31] ma'am. EMS isn't boring if you make it fun. That's true with every role on the server,

[19:32:36] I feel like. Bait! You guys have been hunting us down like we're dogs in the street, yo!

[19:32:45] Which I mean, I am kind of a dog in the street, but... I'm gonna be getting you up and getting

[19:32:51] you in our vehicle. Hello? I got a picture of the vehicle. There we go.

[19:32:58] Do you want me to trans-

[19:33:00] Has it been searched?

[19:33:02] Yes, I have everything.

[19:33:04] Are we doing, uh, friendly care?

[19:33:06] Uh, Peterson, before you get him in your vehicle, search him. I don't know if he's been searched or not.

[19:33:12] But just double check.

[19:33:14] You are gonna die today.

[19:33:16] where I know okay I know how this looks like but I swear to God when we shot the

[19:33:24] EMS and I blew up their ambulance it was self-defense dog dog I swear to God I

[19:33:32] poured gasoline on their ambulance and blew it up out of self-defense yo I

[19:33:39] I waterboarded John Sims with-

[19:33:42] I waterboarded John Sims with a fucking gasoline hose

[19:33:48] I-

[19:33:49] and a fucking old Garfield beach towel that I found in the trunk of a car

[19:33:53] out of self defense dog.

[19:33:56] That's very specific.

[19:33:58] It was self defense, yo.

[19:34:06] I swear to god, dog, I really did.

[19:34:12] That is just a fucking old beach towel in the back of this car I stole.

[19:34:17] I was, and I was gonna call you guys, but I figured that the EMS would send their EMS.

[19:34:24] I actually didn't.

[19:34:25] Oh, shit.

[19:34:26] I mean, they kind of did.

[19:34:27] There's 13 names, but still.

[19:34:29] Yeah, yeah, see, that's what I thought.

[19:34:33] Anywhere is looking to get to the spot for defending this one.

[19:34:36] Lawyer check?

[19:34:49] The towel said, life's a beach.

[19:34:53] Life's a beach.

[19:34:54] Yeah, it's Garfield sitting there with

[19:34:56] That's kind of fucking funny

[19:35:06] Can I get my attorney Dan Faley for this one?

[19:35:16] Don't leave me with that crazy blonde guy

[19:35:19] Do not, please don't let them process me, they're insane

[19:35:22] They saw me and just started unloading. I swear to God they didn't

[19:35:29] Yeah, I'm I am all fucked up dog. Oh god shit

[19:35:40] What's the best frozen lasagna have troopers walk in the hospital like any frozen lasagna at all that should always taste off to me

[19:35:51] I don't know what it is, but there's no man. That should just always taste off to me

[19:35:56] Dad say with him yep

[19:35:59] I usually just don't thank you the Costco one is good Mike so I can't really go in alone

[19:36:30] Please God let me get out of this so I can immediately just go shoot John Stens in the face

[19:36:36] I didn't make it to prison bitch

[19:36:40] shoots in the face

[19:36:43] You know, I'm trying to dial it back on my block. I feel like for a while there

[19:36:48] I did a lot of convoluted plans, but I really want to get back to my roots of just

[19:36:53] Shooting someone in the face that's pissed me off

[19:36:57] Just shooting people in the face if they've made me angry

[19:37:02] Keep it simple always works. Well

[19:37:06] You know, we blew up the ambulance, so that's good as well. I used to work

[19:37:14] I

[19:37:16] There's this frozen as well. I wouldn't get for Zoli's frozen spaghetti or they're they're frozen

[19:37:22] They're they're lasagna

[19:37:23] I would either get their baked spaghetti or I would get they used to do a build your own and I would do their chicken Alfredo

[19:37:28] I was always and just fucking dick down some all you can eat breadsticks. I think for Zoli's had better breadsticks than

[19:37:36] Olive Garden

[19:37:38] Because they were so buttery man

[19:37:40] God fizzle always had some buttery ass breadsticks that shit was good. Yeah, I would too spark

[19:37:56] Should you say save life shoot bad guys with a fuck?

[19:38:00] Baby block baby block. I'm in here. I

[19:38:05] Don't know that oh Tracy. I'm in here blow them up

[19:38:08] here to what happened now you son of a bitch fuck you hey as soon as I escape

[19:38:16] from my bench trial I'm immediately coming here and blowing your head off

[19:38:19] you're not gonna do anything I swear to God in this bitch I swear to God I

[19:38:24] got a life now we're on top yo I hey you still got blown up scoreboard bitch you

[19:38:31] didn't even get us the cops don't want to know a bitch excuse me yeah y'all

[19:38:36] Did he do shit the cops shot us yo well yeah, you're lucky the cops got you before I did or else what?

[19:38:42] Well, you're gonna find out next time. No you wait

[19:38:45] I swear to God you will never catch me like and every time I see you

[19:38:49] You will be blown up at a gas station

[19:38:51] You should just stay in this bed if you know it's good for you

[19:38:53] Bro, you should just buy you might as well go downstairs find a body bag and zip yourself up bitch

[19:38:58] Save me the time yo because I swear to God. That's where you're going dog

[19:39:01] I got one customer. I am going to commit terrorism at this hospital

[19:39:06] You are not gonna come in I am going to I am going to commit terrorism at this hospital and plead guilty

[19:39:11] I'll show you

[19:39:13] One bitch

[19:39:15] Show me a terrorist. Hold up a mirror. Hold up a mirror. I want to see a terrorist

[19:39:19] You are not a mirror dog. Oh you did not just tea check me. You are not a terrorist

[19:39:25] That's it. I'm blowing up this up. You did not just tea check me in the bed

[19:39:29] There is no way you're gonna blow up. I'm dedicated my entire week's work to blow in this hospital up

[19:39:36] I'd like to see it. Okay. Like to see it. Hey you ain't gonna see much

[19:39:40] You're just gonna hear a boom and then into the void bitch. Yeah, that's why you're into internal darkness, bitch

[19:39:47] Hey, they're about to be a second big boom

[19:39:50] Here dog. It's a big bang not big boom. No, it's gonna be a big boom

[19:39:56] Well, that's gonna be the first

[19:39:59] No, it won't unless you use an airplane, then it might be the second hey

[19:40:03] We got a pilot to and finger that I guarantee you I could pay Fingal dandad drive a fucking airplane into this hospital

[19:40:10] There's no I guarantee you I can pay Fingal dand to fly an airplane into this

[19:40:17] I guarantee you I can

[19:40:20] Just kind of terrifying I'm not gonna lie who's single you're not terrifying this man in red laying on this bed like a bitch when when

[19:40:28] When he's when he's got sorted you gain we're going straight out. I can't do with all this fucking headache

[19:40:33] I'm getting

[19:40:34] So get the fuck out of here

[19:40:36] I didn't want any poison and she was ivy so he should be

[19:40:42] Did you?

[19:40:45] Or did I is there he might have poison in the don't worry about what she does

[19:40:51] I mean, I will worry if it ends up as a murder case. No, don't worry

[19:40:55] I

[19:40:57] Will worry

[19:41:11] Get poison

[19:41:17] We're in here kill them kill them kill them

[19:41:20] Kill the kill him dog kill John Sims

[19:41:25] John Sims kill the bald one right here blow with the head off of his shoulders kill actually kill John Sims

[19:41:35] Dog please

[19:41:56] I see by on it.

[19:41:58] Attack bed weapons away.

[19:41:59] Two tones, two down.

[19:42:00] In the uh,

[19:42:01] You're not gonna be good later.

[19:42:02] They're dead.

[19:42:03] That's just the first wave.

[19:42:04] That's just, I swear to God,

[19:42:05] that's just wave number one.

[19:42:07] Okay, how many waves do you have?

[19:42:09] I like, I don't even know, dog.

[19:42:12] I don't think you have enough, sir.

[19:42:15] Okay.

[19:42:18] You're gonna go to jail

[19:42:20] and you're gonna rock there for the rest of your life.

[19:42:21] I'm never gonna see you again after this.

[19:42:23] You are gonna see me by the end of the night

[19:42:25] with a gun in your face.

[19:42:27] There is no way I'm gonna see you again.

[19:42:29] Hey.

[19:42:29] Yeah.

[19:42:31] You are going to jail forever.

[19:42:33] OK.

[19:42:33] I'm gonna pay that whole day.

[19:42:34] All right, John.

[19:42:35] Enjoy being alive while you are.

[19:42:37] I'm alive, and I'm always going to be alive.

[19:42:39] OK, John's gonna feel great like this.

[19:42:43] Damn straight.

[19:42:46] Get out of my way, pussy.

[19:42:48] Fuck you.

[19:42:49] Where are you going?

[19:42:50] Hey, swatches be put.

[19:42:50] That door's not.

[19:42:52] They be doing like, drop some shit.

[19:42:52] We are actually going to get out of this.

[19:42:55] You're not getting out of this.

[19:42:56] Oh, yeah.

[19:42:56] How much of my lawyer I waterboarded you with gasoline in a Garfield beach to howl out of

[19:43:00] self defense yo?

[19:43:01] Well I'm gonna tell your lawyer that I'm gonna take him downtown to Ram's.

[19:43:05] What the fuck?

[19:43:06] What the fuck?

[19:43:07] What?

[19:43:08] Nah, you fuck dog.

[19:43:10] You actually dead motherfucker.

[19:43:11] No I'm not.

[19:43:13] Damn, why every bald motherfucker a pervert?

[19:43:16] Genetty?

[19:43:17] Yes.

[19:43:18] Am I a pervert?

[19:43:19] Janadol.

[19:43:20] Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie.

[19:43:22] I'm not a pervert.

[19:43:24] You guys like to put cream in my mouth.

[19:43:26] Like to do that

[19:43:28] Hey, how would she fucking know she's probably groomed? I haven't groomed her at all

[19:43:38] Randy did that

[19:43:39] My hiring manager

[19:43:41] Hello, can I be processed now and said to a bench trial good? Yeah, yeah, Bench row. Yeah

[19:43:49] Hey

[19:43:59] Yeah, man.

[19:44:00] Do you have shackles?

[19:44:01] Hey, really?

[19:44:02] Yeah, what's good, Doug?

[19:44:03] I absolutely stabbed the fucks in the fucking house.

[19:44:05] That's hard.

[19:44:06] That's hard.

[19:44:07] That's hard.

[19:44:08] Shit, what happened out there?

[19:44:09] I hit him with an assault rifle.

[19:44:11] Tell him to go shot.

[19:44:14] That's cool.

[19:44:15] I wasn't even on him.

[19:44:16] Hey, can I have my attorney Dan Faley?

[19:44:19] I will see if he's available, sir.

[19:44:22] I've got Mike Block hanging down in the garage.

[19:44:24] Can I get some assistance, please?

[19:44:26] Mike Block is heading down to the garage.

[19:44:28] Don't worry.

[19:44:29] We're already.

[19:44:30] We're here.

[19:44:33] Don't worry, you got TacMed.

[19:44:37] I absolutely stabbed that cop for political and religious beliefs.

[19:44:43] Wait, why are there so many EMS here?

[19:44:45] We're TacMed.

[19:44:50] Mike Block is in the garage.

[19:44:54] Everybody's in the garage, it seems. Jesus fuck.

[19:44:57] Everybody would be a good time for a grenade right now.

[19:45:01] They're all bunched up.

[19:45:04] They are all it really good time for a grenade right now

[19:45:17] Suicide

[19:45:27] Let me walk

[19:45:29] You want him in here as well or all right, I'm cutting all the cops heads off today

[19:45:36] You want him in here

[19:45:48] Today that's your fault you guys are getting this one

[19:45:59] Why did I get shot when I was unarmed? I could have died. I didn't even have a gun

[19:47:16] Can somebody go help chase and getting relic thank you

[19:47:45] Listen I've shot three people today. I'm stressed out. You're one of them

[19:47:49] I've allegedly shot way more than that today allegedly holy hell

[19:48:28] Don't don't do it

[19:48:34] Cheese let me in dog

[19:48:37] You can go in there. This is once though. I bet

[19:48:45] Don't mind my spine. I

[19:48:51] Listen stop being dramatic get up. Just I'm not trying to be direct. Oh, here it is. Come on get up

[19:48:56] It was my spine. I come up to the bush

[19:48:59] You need a blade because they I think they zip tied me. No, that's cuffs

[19:49:03] Well, I don't have a blade you've got this one. I got a blade on me if you take it. Oh, she took it

[19:49:11] Yeah, I don't think it's which play works though. It's a truck. It sure is

[19:49:21] Listen, I'm gonna need that switch played back dog

[19:49:50] Oh my god

[19:50:08] That's abuse dog. This is cruel and unusual punishment. They in your custody it really is

[19:50:37] They just locked us out paid them. I'm then fucking walk out of the cell

[19:51:05] I walk in like that

[19:51:17] Dude, I I've been fucking scuffed all day. Hey, I want my MDT profile to be updated with my known

[19:51:29] Oh my funny bone. Oh, that wasn't funny. I was shackled that makes you walk like that

[19:51:47] That's so long

[19:51:49] Good one. Yeah, how much time are we looking at?

[19:51:59] You think hey, if you give me time served, I'll plead guilty to terrorism right now, dog

[19:52:11] What I

[19:52:14] Plotty guilty for some time served

[19:52:16] political reasons for terrorism yeah for complete time served if you just let me

[19:52:22] walk out of here and go straight to John Sims John who's John Stems oh he's the

[19:52:29] leader of tech med gang who were in a gang war with oh should okay well what

[19:52:35] are you guys fighting over oh he thinks I kidnapped one of his members you

[19:52:57] okay sure oh I just thought you were answering your own questions I don't know

[19:53:01] Oh, okay

[19:53:06] No, no, that's good you already answered the dog

[19:53:10] Can you reach around a officer

[19:53:16] I'm starving. What are these hogeys to him? I'll be sure yeah, I'll give you one to beer

[19:53:21] I think it went to Mike as well just in case everyone went to Mike

[19:53:25] One for one for each of you three mofuckas

[19:53:31] I'm still shackled, dog.

[19:53:35] I'm still shackled.

[19:53:37] I'm casted right now, and you're a bitch!

[19:53:39] I just want to mic first.

[19:53:41] You want this hog?

[19:53:43] Huh?

[19:53:45] You want this hog?

[19:53:50] Yeah, I'll take a hog.

[19:53:52] There you go.

[19:53:57] Hey, pass these out too, if you could.

[19:54:00] Here's some oba's.

[19:54:01] Please, I'm starving.

[19:54:03] I'm finna die.

[19:54:04] Two for each of them, and then one for you, dog.

[19:54:06] All right, I'm scared to go in there,

[19:54:07] by myself he ain't gonna do nothing

[19:54:10] he's I'm just a I'm just a silent check his fucking profile dog you want

[19:54:17] some boob tea too some huh some boob tea yeah I'll take some boob tea thank you

[19:54:26] booba booba time I know that guy

[19:54:35] I don't think so

[19:54:51] This is cruel and unusual punishment you got the meat that's like one of my amendments or something

[19:54:56] There with my taser out don't you move I

[19:55:00] Can't move

[19:55:02] Why does here?

[19:55:06] Do not bite my ear your mother fucker get the get the hell away from that

[19:55:11] All right

[19:55:35] I saw something finger-lap for Mike I vaguely remember doing something against Todd on Mike, but

[19:55:50] absolutely dog oh this one like I get in his ass beat dog yes damn oh they're

[19:55:59] chasing each other he's in a cell is it a cell dog damn what did I even do dogs

[19:56:08] yeah you piece that I don't know either oh yeah you piece them up like a dog

[19:56:17] god damn yo watch look his hair off his head that was it dog you knock the

[19:56:22] hair off them motherfucker damn damn bubble girl thanks for the five gifted

[19:56:36] damn what are you doing dog what you just do that for

[19:56:45] oh can I call my own lawyer if you put your lawyer actually not just I'm gonna

[19:56:59] give you a your battery back to your phone you can text or you can you

[19:57:03] can find his number and give me his number. Alright, I got you.

[19:57:15] I will when they answer.

[19:57:17] After ready, how can I help?

[19:57:19] Hey, is Dan Faley on duty?

[19:57:22] I don't know who that is. Oh, shit. Can you come represent me?

[19:57:27] I got to do a gang war with the EMS and then the cops fucking

[19:57:30] rolled on me to and lit my ass up.

[19:57:32] what's pd are you at what we're at our PD's got them shank yeah all right that's

[19:57:43] what's up fuck you zip ties all right all right I got you yeah yeah I'm doing

[19:58:01] that. Hey, could you see if Dan Faley is available? Yeah, I can take a look around.

[19:58:12] All right. But also, but also come down here too. Okay, if you both you and Dan could

[19:58:18] come that would be ideal and shit. Yeah, I can take a look around. All right.

[19:58:29] All right. Do your phone. I don't know how to take the battery out of this shit.

[19:58:33] Look at that dog.

[19:58:34] OK, hand me the phone.

[19:58:35] Hand me the phone.

[19:58:36] And then I can take the battery out.

[19:58:38] There you go.

[19:58:43] Trial by fucking fire, dog.

[19:58:44] Hey, come here.

[19:58:45] I got something to tell you about the photo.

[19:58:46] OK.

[19:58:47] Sorry about that.

[19:58:47] Thank you.

[19:58:48] That was a close fight.

[19:58:49] There you go.

[19:58:51] Get down.

[19:58:52] Oh, what the fuck?

[19:58:54] Get out of here.

[19:58:55] Stupid ringtone.

[19:59:00] All right.

[19:59:01] I'm going to go ahead and check on the guy.

[19:59:04] Thanks, nice swat lady

[19:59:07] I'm gonna turn that cop into a nugget

[19:59:13] Damn, he gonna make you a fuck nugget. He'll make you his bitch dog

[19:59:18] What's your obsession with deliming people? I'm gonna turn that cop into a nugget

[19:59:23] I'm cutting off his arms and legs. What's wrong with you, man?

[19:59:26] You have to worm your way around life dog. This is John Sims medical professional. How can I help you?

[19:59:33] I just escaped bitch watch your back. Yeah, what hey what?

[19:59:37] Oh

[19:59:53] You're talking to me no, this is the same one

[20:00:02] Yeah, this one is the there's no battery in this bitch. Oh

[20:00:06] Yeah, I just you just fucking around with it. Yeah, I'm just looking at a black screen really

[20:00:12] You guys ever have one of those no

[20:00:28] God is

[20:00:38] I that hard

[20:00:45] Yeah

[20:00:47] much. Please. I like nonstop. Well, because we've got a car.

[20:00:51] It's a while sometimes. Money for an escape.

[20:00:57] She can be wild. And a in her song, too, dog.

[20:01:11] He's a judge now. What?

[20:01:15] What? What?

[20:01:21] Oh, no.

[20:01:22] Why do you dance like that?

[20:01:25] I'm just a joyful kind of guy.

[20:01:28] No.

[20:01:30] What?

[20:01:31] No, Seth.

[20:01:32] No.

[20:01:33] We've been in here so long, we really can't walk out this bitch with time served.

[20:01:37] Listen, snap up to me.

[20:01:39] I mean, you can.

[20:01:41] It's up to you.

[20:01:42] No, I'm not the arresting officer.

[20:01:44] But you can be the, what is it called, officer?

[20:01:49] The one that does all the paperwork.

[20:01:51] I need you

[20:01:54] And I need to have some balls

[20:01:58] Just I believe in you I believe in you dog. You can process us you can be the processing officer

[20:02:03] I mean I can process you but exactly

[20:02:10] What the fuck you mean come shoe cops please

[20:02:21] You did. You did. The EMS planted that

[20:02:27] dog. Yeah, you can prove that dog. The EMS absolutely planted that

[20:02:31] dog. Who was on you when I searched you? He is not able.

[20:02:34] Why can't you prove it though? You're not able within me. Oh,

[20:02:36] ouch. What's your proof? You come for this. Is it being on

[20:02:39] you? I don't. Okay, just testimony. Okay. I bet. Yeah,

[20:02:48] you fucked up, though. You can't prove that shit was on

[20:03:00] me.

[20:03:00] Yeah, they shot me dog. I'm leaking. You want a souvenir? I would like a give me that bullet casing. I would love that souvenir. No.

[20:03:13] Jeff, oh, excuse me. He actually was saying some crazy shit in here. It fucking excuse me trooper. What happened?

[20:03:23] It fucking excuse me trooper what happened?

[20:03:26] I keep that I was trying to give one of them one of the fucking patients on the ground

[20:03:32] He actually did away trooper

[20:03:36] I swear to God he is yo he was about to pick it up

[20:03:41] This motherfucker said put your print on this

[20:03:45] This motherfucker said put your print on this

[20:03:47] I

[20:03:50] Swear to God he said put your print on this dog. I fucking sort of got it here. He said he'd give us time served yo

[20:04:00] I promise he did

[20:04:10] I don't care

[20:04:19] You know, I'm the one who helps everybody fix their vehicles. I'm making sure you guys are medically. Okay. Thank you

[20:04:26] You know if you want to fix this police department

[20:04:30] No, I try no fix the police department. You're the only good cop

[20:04:34] No, I try

[20:04:36] This motherfucker said put your print on this casing and I'll give you time served

[20:04:40] I actually haven't been doing

[20:04:42] Yeah

[20:04:45] Well, that's swap the troll because it's hell week

[20:04:50] Yeah, it's literally how we go to that someone on life invader is a hell week for us

[20:04:57] No, it's how weak for the entirety of PD apparently

[20:05:03] Yep

[20:05:04] So it was supposed to start Monday, but apparently it's starting a day early

[20:05:08] Dave whatever

[20:05:10] Wait, who's doing hell week?

[20:05:12] I'd love to know

[20:05:17] I'm gonna do you want a lawyer by the way you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can will be used since you know

[20:05:22] For a while you have the right to an attorney if you're not for an attorney will be pointed you by the state of available

[20:05:26] Do you have the right to stop talking, bro? Yeah, you do

[20:05:34] Would you like a lawyer sir?

[20:05:36] Hey, it's a terrible thing for you lady

[20:05:39] everything I set up to this point because you didn't read me my rights don't

[20:05:44] count negative spontaneous utterance is a thing and unless we are asking your

[20:05:48] questions it doesn't matter you should play the fifth lady I don't need to play

[20:05:54] the fifth I'm not keeping myself from any

[20:05:57] incriminating information. So, Geo lawyer. Okay. I need two lawyers dog. Oh my god.

[20:06:14] If there's two lawyers available. Hello. Troopers. Can I get something in the cells to make sure that

[20:06:38] they're okay please I'm not okay cops are locked in where are they at all is

[20:06:57] this what it's like oh shit man I didn't know how bad it was on my front side of

[20:07:09] things this shit is actually fucking bad you knew not really

[20:07:21] Yeah, I don't it's pretty bad when even Wrangler's like why are people being left in the cells? That's like Wrangler's thing

[20:07:32] Hey, can you hand me that casing?

[20:07:38] I need that bitch they said that we could that we had to clean it up when we get out of here some shit

[20:07:44] Can I have it though I got shot with that shit. I want to motherfucking frame it

[20:07:49] All right, no no no no just give it to me

[20:07:54] Bro, god damn, what the fuck?

[20:07:56] I didn't give you shit man

[20:07:57] Dog, give us the fucking casing yo

[20:07:59] What the fuck dawg?

[20:08:00] Who gives a fuck?

[20:08:01] I got like a million of those who gives a shit

[20:08:04] What casing?

[20:08:06] The one that you just picked up, pussy?

[20:08:08] I don't even fucking mind

[20:08:10] Look at this nerd with his white helmet

[20:08:12] Hello, this is a killer

[20:08:14] Okay killer, where are you?

[20:08:17] Oh

[20:08:18] What's that? Yeah, five grenades 20 shotgun. I'm buying shit right now

[20:08:23] Yeah, where are you my shit? Huh?

[20:08:26] I've got something to sell you it's a few bullets both bullets

[20:08:32] You know, I'm you up boy bitch

[20:08:39] You know what, uh, where are you Mike block? I'm uh, so

[20:08:44] There's a secret dock stash that fat Tony hangs out at or some shit that I'm getting like guns from

[20:08:52] Where's oh shit, I gotta go

[20:08:54] What's good really? What?

[20:08:59] When did you post?

[20:09:03] Hold on

[20:09:05] When I'm good. I'm actually being good dropping more bombs than Obama

[20:09:23] I

[20:09:27] Who said that that's pretty hard that is hard

[20:09:39] New tag

[20:09:40] So you missed it. That's all right. That's pretty good. Look at this speed man

[20:09:57] Sure, Stella. Yo, I'll look at the six of yourself back. Is it good? I

[20:10:06] Did block you. Is it the same thing? Where is it?

[20:10:16] You haven't sent anything new since the one I blocked you for

[20:10:21] Is that the same one it's that one all right. I'm blocking you again on discord

[20:10:38] Yeah, don't know. I'm not gonna unblock you. What do you mean scammed? You got blocked in Solio

[20:10:49] You said anything I thought it'd be good. That looks like shit

[20:11:11] Shit takes them so long

[20:11:14] What up

[20:11:20] What did I even do dog

[20:11:43] They really won't stick me with that shit, right

[20:11:47] terrorism

[20:11:49] That was self-defense

[20:11:53] All right, so

[20:11:56] Listen, I saw my friends down at the level, but they had it

[20:12:01] I couldn't do shit, right?

[20:12:03] So, you know, they down they gonna be at the fucking hospital. So I lay down in the bed waiting for shit dog

[20:12:09] Hey, why do we all have our do we all got different lawyers?

[20:12:14] Yeah

[20:12:17] What uh, can you give me a what are you gotta give me out of this one?

[20:12:28] All right, they've had me down here for three hours

[20:12:35] Yeah, I think they're mad because I shot EMS and blew them up at a gas station, but dog

[20:12:51] they John Sims called me and said we're hunting you down

[20:12:54] And try to get us out that bitch, but they locked it too quick. Do you have a way and ran back and then any kind of

[20:13:02] He called me

[20:13:05] And he said and he told me all that on the phone

[20:13:08] But then there was an ambulance hunting us down and we pulled over it was them and they said yeah

[20:13:13] Yeah, that's him and cells in somehow

[20:13:15] But then they texted me said who got the last laugh now block boy

[20:13:18] And he said enjoy your time in prison. You son of a bitch

[20:13:21] And then they shot me a little bit and I ran back

[20:13:24] I was in my cell when they shot me to all right cool

[20:13:30] Isn't that the one about the battery? No, no that one is everything dropped because

[20:13:37] That's the decoy fall

[20:13:40] They they had a casing but one of the officers in that fucking helmet picked up the casing dog

[20:13:46] Switches phones look at all the blood most of it's not mine, but a little bit is

[20:13:51] Yeah, most of it not my dog which is which now now I have the one with no battery

[20:14:17] Hey, they really did shoot him and I'm pretty sure he was probably GSR negative dog

[20:14:26] No, I think he's talking to me

[20:14:28] Yeah, we I swear to God we're being hunted down by EMS by tacmed gang

[20:14:34] John Sims called me

[20:14:37] See John Sims called me and said we're fucking hunting you down. I know you kidnapped my tacmed

[20:14:42] I did it by the way

[20:14:44] All right, and then we're driving and he said I we're sending out an ambulance hunting party

[20:14:48] And then some ambulance did chase us down and we fucking got out and got into a shootout with them

[20:14:53] But they won't test the fucking EMS because they don't believe us

[20:14:58] I swear to God that happened I

[20:15:04] Hate that I couldn't believe you right now. It's I swear to God it happened

[20:15:14] Hey, it didn't like if they only did half the investigation can't that shit not be legal or some shit

[20:15:23] Well, they didn't fucking do shit dog, they didn't test the EMS because they didn't believe us

[20:15:28] I've got a bullet in me right now. They really shot at us on the south side. There was really an ambulance hunting party

[20:15:45] Well, yeah, but when we get our first shootout I did take the ambulance and drive it to the gas station and blow it up

[20:15:50] But I had to do that so they knew not to fuck with me

[20:15:54] Pre-self-defense

[20:15:56] And what did they do?

[20:16:03] I understand the sentiment I'm out of self-defense now

[20:16:09] All I'm saying is I didn't do this to be a terrorist

[20:16:13] I am gonna blow up the hospital to be a terrorist. I'm like this was a gang shootout

[20:16:21] And block gang first gang war of this city

[20:16:28] Honestly, I don't know if you're right, but I have no

[20:16:43] Yeah, I they said yeah, they were like we don't need to do that

[20:16:47] guilty

[20:16:49] They actually said that we're guilty

[20:16:55] Okay, we were

[20:16:58] We were at the basement of the motherfucking hotel and I

[20:17:03] Went inside real quick for something and I run outside completely unarmed a cop just fucking starts

[20:17:09] Doesn't say anything I swear to God just starts mowing me down in the back

[20:17:13] And then relic sitting in the car. He gets out picks me up and the cop just fucking shoots him down dog

[20:17:19] We and we did not have guns out nothing and

[20:17:26] And they were like we fell in but they did but they didn't tell me to stop they just shot me

[20:17:32] I don't think that's that's not playing felon. He didn't tell me to stop. He just shot me, right?

[20:17:37] Yeah, yeah, honestly, is it fine if we both I think this is what I heard

[20:17:41] I have my block I heard that on the radio and then I and then there were shots

[20:17:44] I don't think he said stop, but I could be misremembering. I think he said hands up

[20:17:56] Am I asking for meta? No, I'm just talking. I'm just thinking. Oh, what a matter if you just ran for them

[20:18:07] I think there was a long enough break in this situation

[20:18:15] Maybe it depends on if they got the plate or not

[20:18:19] All but nothing you did it really depends on if they if they got the plate of the original chase

[20:18:28] then um yeah it depends no yes fleet for fleeing felon you have to the

[20:18:48] fleeing is the is a part of it you can't just go around shooting I mean you

[20:18:54] know cops do that but you're but you know in theory right you have to meet

[20:18:59] the fleeing part of it matter he actually stopped and removed that

[20:19:04] Huh you charges yet? No, I've been here three hours

[20:19:10] Yeah, wait, what then we swap vehicles over by Bay City

[20:19:17] We know that that black vehicle that was OP we ran in that to 100% because I was like damn this shit is IP

[20:19:26] So they

[20:19:29] Did they explain to you anything afterwards? No dog. They swear to God. I've just shot me and put me in handcuffs

[20:19:37] Okay, you know who shot you probably not really some blonde cop. I think he's out

[20:19:49] there I think I think that's him next to the nice SWAT lady the one in the

[20:19:58] baseball cap maybe okay it's not the one with the helmet right no yeah I'm not

[20:20:10] I'm not entirely sure sell a thawed

[20:20:14] Okay, do you know I I know obviously they didn't tell you anything

[20:20:18] But do you know anything that you could tell us about why you might think they shot you?

[20:20:25] He said fleeing felon

[20:20:28] Okay, and you didn't do anything beforehand, right? Oh

[20:20:32] Yeah, I shot the EMS and that was in

[20:20:36] The basement no no fuck no no no that was like an hour beforehand. Oh, what the fuck? Okay?

[20:20:44] Okay

[20:20:46] But no, I don't think no any cops saw me there

[20:20:50] Also, I've escaped custody twice today

[20:20:56] But but but yeah, yeah, but both of those times

[20:21:02] I didn't they didn't all think I knew I had guns or nothing

[20:21:07] Yes, anything like yes. No. Yeah. Yeah

[20:21:12] Yeah, I got you Mike Mike does

[20:21:16] a gun

[20:21:18] What is that is that chocolate real quick? Yeah, my god them pictures off you dog. Oh shit

[20:21:26] Hey, take these you take what take this evidence

[20:21:29] So

[20:21:33] I don't know if they have my shit or not I

[20:21:37] Do not know

[20:21:42] They they might have these pictures

[20:21:45] Okay, I'm assuming you don't have them. Okay. I don't know I don't can you out

[20:22:01] You gotta say you got a wallet on you

[20:22:06] No, they normally take your wallets off you cuz usually it would just fit right behind that

[20:22:11] It's all good fucking worry about that shit. Okay, but I did I mean, but yeah that when they shot us

[20:22:18] That shit was like an hour and I mean like yeah, that's a yeah, I have a game custody twice today

[20:22:25] but

[20:22:27] The first time but I even

[20:22:30] Missed you escape from their custody then no dog. No that not okay. They weren't even aware really that you were

[20:22:38] the one that did that probably not okay I mean not like really you know right like

[20:22:48] maybe they had information later but they didn't chase you from the scene when oh

[20:22:51] no no no okay okay no okay I don't okay we just left that bitch yeah I'm in the

[20:23:04] scene but with you I'm really struggling to find why they just shot you there

[20:23:08] bro I'm not a I'm really I don't know if you I don't think that motherfucker I'm

[20:23:14] pretty sure I heard I heard I got my block here and then I'm pretty sure that

[20:23:19] motherfucker just started busting dog oh by it okay I really didn't even have a

[20:23:26] gun or anything and I held a gun to both of you guys the charges oh god damn

[20:23:31] yo someone fucked your shit up I fell off a silo into a shitty barbershop god

[20:23:41] damn your shit is your shit is fucked up god damn holy shit oh hey yeah you I

[20:23:50] you better not have said thank you and given a tip for that dog I know hey I

[20:23:55] know that's one of them where you went in your car flipped down the mirror and

[20:23:58] started crying dog for show yo. Hey, that was a car cry for show dog.

[20:24:05] Ready for your charges, Mr Block? Yeah, what's good, yo? Alright, two

[20:24:09] times aggravated battery, one times hostage taking two times ag

[20:24:13] hostage taking two times a criminal threats, five times possession of

[20:24:19] legal weaponry, two times abating two times escaping and one times

[20:24:23] terrorism all in all four hundred and seventy one sentence and a thirty six

[20:24:26] thousand three hundred seventy six dollar fine how you wish to plea damn

[20:24:30] then charges suck ass yo yeah they do how is it terrorism well because you also

[20:24:36] made threats that you're gonna call Dingle Dan to fly a plane into the

[20:24:40] hell into the hospital how the fuck is that that's me just rapping is it

[20:24:45] dingle Dan got a plane John Sim got a building go motherfucking turn that

[20:24:50] shit into a fielding place a baseball in it yo talking to ghost they all EMS yo you

[20:25:00] feel me bro I don't but anyways how do you wish to please guilty not guilty no

[20:25:04] contact we need we gotta get a block trial dog we gotta get a block trial for

[20:25:08] judges we do have judges yes yes yes yes yes yeah we can get a judge for you

[20:25:14] yeah let's do a right lawyer but I mean we got to you know I mean yes you're

[20:25:19] If you're not wanting to do a plea deal, we can definitely do it.

[20:25:22] God, dear, you cannot be happy with that haircut, right?

[20:25:26] I mean, at least I have a better face than you have.

[20:25:29] You don't! You fell into a silo!

[20:25:32] Silo girl!

[20:25:36] Her face built like a hexagon.

[20:25:39] Her face actually built like a hexagon.

[20:25:42] Silo girl.

[20:25:45] All right. Yeah, okay. So Ben's child probably also, was it you that was requesting Dan Faley?

[20:25:55] I didn't know he was a judge now. Yeah, he's yeah that that is a today thing. Oh, yeah, he just he just became a judge

[20:26:06] So you might be the one ever seen the case

[20:26:08] Yeah, take all the good lawyer. I now I yeah

[20:26:12] All right

[20:26:14] to make sure that you

[20:26:21] God, I don't

[20:26:23] OK, so you were actually rapping

[20:26:26] like anything that they're saying.

[20:26:27] No, I mean, but is it terrorism

[20:26:30] to threaten to get Fingled and to fly a plane into a building?

[20:26:36] It's terrorism to just say that he didn't do it yet.

[20:26:39] I think so. To just say that.

[20:26:41] Yeah. Yeah.

[20:26:44] Like maybe criminal threats, but ain't no way

[20:26:47] that's terrorism to just say that.

[20:26:49] I mean, I'm gonna pay him to do it and is and you know what else I'm gonna do?

[20:26:54] I'm on motherfucking lace spike strips outside of the garage

[20:26:58] and then his people flee their tires are gonna pop

[20:27:01] and I'm gonna be on the crane with a sniper rifle, just like fishing a barrel dog.

[20:27:05] I mean, OK, OK, that's that's definitely something.

[20:27:12] I could say I could say for certain right now with terrorism for you specifically.

[20:27:16] I don't know about the other two here.

[20:27:18] You have to actually commit an act for it to be terrorism.

[20:27:22] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[20:27:23] Attempted, you didn't attend.

[20:27:24] You just said, I am going to do terrorism, but I haven't yet.

[20:27:27] And it also can't be conspiracy because you just said it.

[20:27:30] PENDIS dog, PENDIS.

[20:27:33] What? PENDIS.

[20:27:35] PENDIS.

[20:27:36] Yep.

[20:27:38] Pre premeditate, engage, murder, death.

[20:27:44] Hey, everybody, we're working on it.

[20:27:45] It'll be soon.

[20:27:46] Sorry about the way.

[20:27:47] No, it's all good.

[20:27:48] Arsene slaughter might have to you might have to grab me up out of here. I gotta think about some shit

[20:27:56] No, you are you crazy for that one?

[20:28:11] Pam be

[20:28:15] You can you just be nice. I'm saying I gotta think about some shit

[20:28:19] So I'm really not going to listen to him for like the next five minutes. I don't mind grabbing if we go in the next five

[20:28:28] Hey Dan you want to go paintball on something with terrorism attached to a accomplice attempted

[20:28:35] Conspiracy none of that even fucking fits into the terrorism when it comes to you

[20:28:39] I don't get how they think they can charge that

[20:28:42] Bro that motherfucker with the atom blonde hair said I'm allowed to charge with whatever I want

[20:28:47] And I don't have to investigate anything

[20:28:50] I know that's that's kind of a problem right now the DA's office their lawyers for the police and that's what they claim.

[20:28:58] Oh yeah, ain't they supposed to be like prosecutors for the state yeah.

[20:29:03] Oh yeah, they're supposed to be in the best interest of the citizens but whatever that that's not what they're supposed to be like.

[20:29:10] ain't they supposed to be like prosecutors for the state yeah oh yeah they're supposed to be in

[20:29:17] the best interest of the citizens but whatever that that's another thing yeah yeah all right

[20:29:29] hopefully soon we'll get that Bench trial are they going to bench drop her person or

[20:29:37] rent trial for all three if they're all involved in the same situation just be

[20:29:41] please god damn you got this see yeah wait what she wants you to go over there

[20:29:50] to talk I did know she's waiting for us okay it's like you know how things go

[20:29:58] dog what it's like you know how things go exactly

[20:30:13] Oh

[20:30:18] You ain't got no money you can watch my stream and hang out anyway

[20:30:22] Do I mean it? Yeah

[20:30:38] You got to thank the Oilers though

[20:30:42] 2015

[20:30:45] Fucking I don't know Metallica

[20:30:54] Hey Jeff, it sounds like they're trying to separate you into a different bedstrap

[20:30:58] these two are picked up at the mall and you're picked up at the hospital.

[20:31:01] W2H.

[20:31:02] You mean when I tried to bum rush the door to get into his cell in order to fucking put a knife

[20:31:06] through the fucking passengers throat to get them all released?

[20:31:09] Yes.

[20:31:10] That was a good promotion.

[20:31:11] I bet.

[20:31:13] You also obviously you do want to get a...

[20:31:17] W Valorant.

[20:31:18] All right.

[20:31:18] Fuck yeah, dog.

[20:31:19] Okay.

[20:31:20] They, Valorant should have been like...

[20:31:21] I didn't do any of that.

[20:31:22] You don't want this shit to say it from Mark.

[20:31:23] I kind of, I want to be honest.

[20:31:25] I know.

[20:31:26] I kind of feel like playing Valorant now.

[20:31:28] I kind of feel like playing a little bit of Valorant now. Valorant Chat Night? Don't fall for it.

[20:31:42] I mean they just gave me like fucking 2,000 subs. That's like what at least 50 bucks. You know?

[20:31:50] The game is very toxic. I'm a little more toxic. Someone says CS over Valo. I'd probably rather

[20:32:00] play Valorant and CS. CS has been the same game for like 30 years. Had to get the broccoli

[20:32:16] cut now. What about TF2? Yeah, I'd rather play TF2 over that. CS is for sweaty basement

[20:32:36] Hey, real quick witness in your trial dog

[20:32:42] Yeah

[20:32:46] Shwoop

[20:32:50] Hi good

[20:32:57] Hi, I'm gonna need to put you in cuffs. Thank you

[20:33:09] They're fucking here with me!

[20:33:13] I'm just calling these winners.

[20:33:17] Where the fuck is Bosco?

[20:33:19] We're uh, we're getting changed.

[20:33:21] Would you go grab Bosco please?

[20:33:23] Yeah.

[20:33:25] The only time I wasn't with them?

[20:33:27] Alright Mike, can I uh, can I trust you to walk?

[20:33:29] Oh yeah, 100%.

[20:33:31] Everything before that?

[20:33:33] Yeah.

[20:33:35] Okay, I'm gonna wait for them and then I'll let you go.

[20:33:37] I'm not gonna do shit.

[20:33:39] I don't do that kinda stuff.

[20:33:41] stuff what the dude is this normal for SWAT to do this yep all right

[20:33:55] we need you to grab the left side of the whole situation then the fact that you

[20:34:01] alright so am I able to let him go and let him walk on his own so what the

[20:34:05] fuck is ours is watch is normal patrol officers now okay sorry sir I'm just

[20:34:12] all monitor for hell week but this but hell week doesn't involve Mike look at

[20:34:22] all there's four people in here helping us to the fucking bench trial what the

[20:34:33] What the fuck is this, man?

[20:34:35] Yeah, Hell Week, is Hell Week in the PD?

[20:34:37] Is Hell Week in the room with you?

[20:34:46] What if that Hell Week count is just someone in SWAT that wants to be able to patrol all week?

[20:34:51] What are they saying, Relic?

[20:35:07] That's Jethro, sir.

[20:35:10] Relic's just vibing.

[20:35:12] What are they saying, Jethro?

[20:35:14] So they want to give me my own goddamn pinch trial, because apparently it ain't...

[20:35:22] You know, tied together or nothing.

[20:35:24] What the fuck did they say you did?

[20:35:26] He was misconstruing Mike and John's little argument, that's, yeah, no.

[20:35:31] Oh, terrorism.

[20:35:33] Why are they giving you, they're giving me terrorism because I've wrapped about Fingal Dan doing a 9-11.

[20:35:40] They're giving me terrorism, anyway.

[20:35:44] Why is he giving me terrorism?

[20:35:46] Because I screamed, I'm doing this for political and religious beliefs.

[20:35:49] Yo, why is he giving me a taser? Did anyone see that?

[20:35:53] I did. I did.

[20:35:55] He literally said he has every right to grab him anyway because he's in his head.

[20:36:00] You say Tazero?

[20:36:02] Well, and everybody let's go Fourth Amendment and all I think.

[20:36:08] No, that's the sixth.

[20:36:11] Bro, just let me walk.

[20:36:14] I'm not gonna get in trouble, sir.

[20:36:20] I gotta get ran-

[20:36:23] This guy's wiggling.

[20:36:26] Hey, can you hold him on tight then?

[20:36:27] I'm holding him. Hold on. Let's see how tight I'm holding him.

[20:36:29] oh this guy's weak come on sir and you better let me walk you better let me walk

[20:36:42] no sir I'm holding you as tight as I can this is bull hey then I'm gonna say get

[20:36:48] your baton out when you said he's with that you are a certified psychopath sir

[20:36:54] that's the guy who's literally been doing everything here you could to fuck

[20:36:59] What are you talking about dog the city's fine look there's birds and shit airplane

[20:37:07] Shit it looks kind of peaceful out there. I

[20:37:09] Mean airplanes don't mean a city's fine. I mean 9-11 did happen. Yeah, but then what happened

[20:37:14] There weren't no more airplanes for the rest of the day

[20:37:20] Yeah couple days they said no y'all hey y'all want to fuck around no more airplanes for a few days

[20:37:31] long time

[20:37:33] soon with the

[20:37:37] he's got ravaged by a fucking hurricane dude pretty too soon

[20:37:41] Hey, we don't get hurricanes run from you know gold's country and all that you don't

[20:37:46] God's are the Queens

[20:37:49] Oh, he's dead. She's dad's look at what we're made I called. Hey, what's with a nice caption about how it's different

[20:37:56] But it feels better. So I don't know that the caption was nice. The verb is better with

[20:38:01] It was the wall

[20:38:04] It was nice

[20:38:07] We're same, but different

[20:38:09] Same same, but different, but but is that so bad or something like that?

[20:38:14] Different yeah, some shit

[20:38:16] It was nice. I was like well. I was like that's nice of Burb that kind of put into perspective. I was like

[20:38:23] What is this what is this man? How's it going your honor? Would you like him?

[20:38:34] that's not a thing

[20:38:36] uh...

[20:38:37] that's me every day every time i'm on a wednesday after taking a day off

[20:38:43] drop you right here sir and my blog presents now no one can save you

[20:38:49] hard

[20:38:50] that looks good

[20:38:52] uh... i'm still busting it

[20:38:54] oh we got judge dan

[20:38:57] all right

[20:38:58] we'll throw judge dan to the chair

[20:38:59] i'm a judge now

[20:39:00] yeah i heard

[20:39:03] That's fucked up to the chair, my dude.

[20:39:04] What? What?

[20:39:06] Bro, how are you going to be a cop and then a lawyer, then a judge?

[20:39:10] I've copped him to the chair, your honor.

[20:39:13] So the world works, man.

[20:39:15] Yeah, but like, you always arrested me for the wrong shit when you was a cop.

[20:39:19] So how do I know that you go on?

[20:39:21] Say I'm guilty for the rest of the year.

[20:39:23] Or you get.

[20:39:25] Oh, I'm just shadowing this one.

[20:39:27] They'll be the ones you're going to be making any decision.

[20:39:30] Do not make this man a judge if you care about justice.

[20:39:33] Is this the man that failed you?

[20:39:36] Most of what could you send him out?

[20:39:37] Yeah, this is him.

[20:39:38] Oh, he used to be a cop.

[20:39:40] This motherfucker used to be a cop.

[20:39:42] And bro, he used to open fire in the crowds

[20:39:45] and say, I can do this.

[20:39:46] No one can report me for this.

[20:39:48] Is that true?

[20:39:49] I never did.

[20:39:49] I swear to God, hey, he used to be like,

[20:39:51] I'm more powerful than you.

[20:39:53] It doesn't matter.

[20:39:53] I can do this.

[20:39:54] I never said that.

[20:39:55] Yeah, he said I got the rank to do this.

[20:39:58] He said I'm certified for this.

[20:40:00] What fire in the crowds on sure to find where are you? I don't know where they weren't

[20:40:05] Maybe do you know where their lawyers? God damn you got it

[20:40:09] Stop sign just walked in here that hole. I feel like the teal is just this is just not it. Holy shit, dog

[20:40:17] You got to put on like like a like a black suit at least holy fuck dog

[20:40:23] Put your hair up real quick. That yeah, that shit is not it put it up. Just real quick

[20:40:28] Look at her face though.

[20:40:34] Oh.

[20:40:35] Why are you changing it?

[20:40:38] Why?

[20:40:39] What are you doing?

[20:40:40] Why did you just change it in front of us?

[20:40:43] I didn't.

[20:40:44] What the fuck is that?

[20:40:45] I don't want to see that.

[20:40:46] No, she's stripping.

[20:40:47] She's stripping in the courtroom.

[20:40:48] Oh, why, dog?

[20:40:50] Look at her face though.

[20:40:52] Oh, that's better.

[20:40:53] Now that looks better.

[20:40:54] That fits.

[20:40:55] Yeah.

[20:40:56] Oh, I didn't see the avatar braid though.

[20:41:00] Oh my God.

[20:41:01] Does anything please you besides your own voice rocket launchers?

[20:41:09] Guns

[20:41:12] Terrorism other voices coming from trucks of my car

[20:41:24] Your honor the lawyers somehow just didn't follow

[20:41:29] Would you like me to go grab one preferably their lawyer exactly I know

[20:41:35] I gotta go here's my defense. How could I do it if I didn't do it working pair of grab their lawyer your honor?

[20:41:42] Sorry about this

[20:41:43] Fucking parachute

[20:41:49] To avatar for you

[20:41:52] Well, that's good, you know Mike look at her face. Oh, they don't look like a stop sign

[20:41:58] It doesn't look like the pile of shit that you are

[20:42:00] what the fuck hey you know what no that's it remember what I told you before

[20:42:05] oh damn remember how you snitched to me remember how you snitched over here

[20:42:09] it was good dog remember how you did that feed me got you on that one actually I

[20:42:13] don't because I don't know I think that was a daydream of yours now you did

[20:42:20] that not guilty not guilty am I cuffed anything

[20:42:45] You're cuffed around the way by the way made me this chair has wheels on it. Why would I be cuffed to this chair?

[20:42:59] Didn't you say you were working on a

[20:43:02] like a song or like a

[20:43:04] Now all right, sir. I'm gonna grab your chair stop

[20:43:09] Sir, I'm just proving a point dog

[20:43:11] I know

[20:43:14] Sit down stay sitting. I'm gonna have to come live when I be cuffed. Oh, where would you come to this table?

[20:43:21] I'm sorry. The judges would like you cuffed. Oh, there's like a million fucking swap members driving around the city right now

[20:43:27] Given fucking parking tickets out and I got to be cuffed to a fucking table

[20:43:36] Where am I gonna go where where did you just cuff him to that table at all?

[20:43:42] right next to the microphone what the binder mm-hmm on the binder just just get

[20:43:50] up and what no no it's under the binder sir what's on me the binder a little hole

[20:43:55] for the cuff to go through a little metal bar

[20:44:00] I don't see that I don't see that I don't say sir your honors can I

[20:44:06] I am cuffed

[20:44:10] Yeah!

[20:44:12] Woohoo!

[20:44:14] Yeah!

[20:44:22] He's fuckin' just

[20:44:24] We're off unless you're on our

[20:44:26] It's purple Gotham City

[20:44:28] Yeah, I was

[20:44:30] Are you a country singer sir?

[20:44:32] Nah, what the fuck?

[20:44:34] You're wrapped

[20:44:36] You're talking about a barbecue, I think you should let me love you

[20:44:49] You think I would sign my clock, I was just telling him I have a record label. What's it called?

[20:44:54] Elite records. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that

[20:44:58] Spit a little bit. We can't no felons. Sorry. You ain't gonna have any record label. Yeah

[20:45:06] That's the guy who hates tow drivers, right?

[20:45:10] Yeah, he did write the anti-tow truck song, yeah.

[20:45:14] Fucking hate that guy.

[20:45:16] Well, it's a really good, it's really catchy.

[20:45:19] Is one client a label?

[20:45:23] Well, we actually had an audition the other day as well,

[20:45:26] and then I'm actually going to write music as well.

[20:45:30] What, like, what word are you?

[20:45:32] I'm going to make my own songs as well, I sing.

[20:45:35] What type of music?

[20:45:37] Uh, rock alternative.

[20:45:40] Okay.

[20:45:41] Alternative wrong.

[20:45:43] Think like a Lannis Morissette mixed with, uh, Adele.

[20:45:49] Yon.

[20:45:50] How is that alternative rock at all?

[20:45:54] So you're going to see like,

[20:45:55] like breaking Benjamin or some shit.

[20:45:58] Three days, barely alternative rock.

[20:46:01] That may have well has been pop.

[20:46:04] Hey, if it's not a song about killing innocent people,

[20:46:07] I don't want to hear it.

[20:46:08] I feel better he did he Mike huh? Yeah, I don't think I should go there

[20:46:19] Not 11 has been said five times in this fucking quarter

[20:46:38] Mr. 11 he didn't whoa be the

[20:46:45] Patient in the chairs and not run around the courtroom if we uncuff you I swear to God

[20:46:49] I won't run because I really don't think I did anything that bad

[20:46:54] Okay, I

[20:46:57] Actually your honor. I actually think I'm gonna beat these charges

[20:47:02] Officer go ahead and uncuff them and

[20:47:04] I swear to god I won't run.

[20:47:06] You can give me criminal threats for this one, but I'm gonna beat these charges and then I'm going straight to the hospital

[20:47:11] and I'm punching John Sims in the fucking mouth.

[20:47:14] Oh my god.

[20:47:15] That motherfucker has been hunting me down in an ambulance hunting party truck all day and I'm sick of it.

[20:47:22] He's a fucking horrible man and he needs to be chemically castrated.

[20:47:26] They've been under doctor on her.

[20:47:29] He's grooming his staff!

[20:47:31] He's diddying, he's diddying up the hospital!

[20:47:34] Oh my god, can you do that?

[20:47:37] I swear to god he is, dawg, I'm not lying.

[20:47:41] He said that he gives his small fucking cream to his staff members every day.

[20:47:47] And they have to take it.

[20:47:48] I will say your honor, I did hear John Sims talking about his cream a lot.

[20:47:52] Jesus Christ.

[20:47:54] You got to believe me!

[20:47:56] John Sims asked him, he's to, ahhh, stop it, please!

[20:48:00] He's crazy!

[20:48:03] He tried to kill us earlier.

[20:48:05] He actually, we actually got to a shootout with John Sims

[20:48:08] on the south side of town after he hunted us down.

[20:48:12] Your honors, I believe, well, I think they're ready.

[20:48:16] Yeah.

[20:48:18] I'm still waiting on Dylan Pierce.

[20:48:20] Where'd my attorney go?

[20:48:23] I think that's who we're waiting on, I guess.

[20:48:25] Oh.

[20:48:28] We're just saying we're ready on our side

[20:48:30] whenever you guys are.

[20:48:32] Is there an investigation number we should pull up?

[20:48:35] 3192 would be the first one, I believe.

[20:48:39] 3192 is the original investigation,

[20:48:41] and then we're making a separate one for the bench trial

[20:48:43] to put the charges in for you.

[20:48:45] I don't think so.

[20:48:48] Once you have that, please let them know the number.

[20:48:52] And then we'll need to get the lawyer added

[20:48:54] on to the bench trial one.

[20:48:57] Do you want me to just add the charges here?

[20:49:02] Into the bench trial one.

[20:49:08] Which investigation was that again?

[20:49:10] It's going to be 3201.

[20:49:13] Time to Smurf Court?

[20:49:15] 3201 is what I believe.

[20:49:17] Oh, tell it.

[20:49:22] This mic doesn't know anything about a court,

[20:49:26] except for that it's a really good place to run away.

[20:49:39] What is your bag of 400 employees?

[20:49:41] Ouch.

[20:49:42] I ain't got no red American Express.

[20:49:46] OK.

[20:49:46] I can't even buy you flowers.

[20:49:52] It don't matter, because I'm the one that loves your best.

[20:49:57] out to the girl

[20:49:59] oh baby you're so lucky you're gonna find out about me

[20:50:04] okay I'm guilty

[20:50:05] please leave the scene

[20:50:06] none of you are getting signed

[20:50:07] I'm guilty noir

[20:50:08] none of you are getting signed

[20:50:09] hey get me out of here yo fuck that yo

[20:50:11] keep it to the law stuff your honor

[20:50:13] oh yeah

[20:50:14] don't question your honor

[20:50:16] Dylan should be inside the building but I don't think he'd get access to it

[20:50:22] so when we know he's out the door he can be let out

[20:50:23] I'll get him swapped

[20:50:24] I mean we could use the microphones

[20:50:43] I'm gonna go get him yeah, he's out the front. There's a mobile warcraft game

[20:51:11] Yeah, that was one of a that was one of the big big blizzcon denouncement, I don't know

[20:51:17] Yeah rumble, that's it. I heard it wasn't very good from my twitch chat

[20:51:30] Fingal working on the investigation Fingal

[20:51:34] Fingal down

[20:51:36] Hey, Fingal Dan!

[20:51:38] Oh, he got the chainsaw.

[20:51:40] Fingal Dan!

[20:51:42] Oh, that wasn't a chainsaw.

[20:51:44] That wasn't a chainsaw.

[20:51:46] Oh, shit.

[20:51:47] Oh, God!

[20:51:48] Oh, what the fuck is that?

[20:51:49] What the hell?

[20:51:50] If he had the sword out, then the guards probably started shooting at him.

[20:51:54] Oh, that makes more sense.

[20:51:56] Yeah.

[20:51:57] What the fuck happened out there, yo?

[20:51:59] I think he had his sword out and went inside the core of the house.

[20:52:02] Hey, tell Fingal Dan if he rescues us, I'll give him five hundred dollars.

[20:52:16] Fingal, Fingal, it's me, Mike Block, tell Fingal Dan that if you all save me, I'll give

[20:52:43] give y'all $500 in hand grenades.

[20:52:45] You wouldn't want that.

[20:52:48] You got it.

[20:52:49] You all got to rescue me.

[20:52:50] They pick up off the ground if you get shot.

[20:52:52] Rescue me.

[20:52:53] Yeah, yeah.

[20:52:54] I'll get you right here.

[20:52:55] Yeah.

[20:52:56] But Kegel, help me.

[20:52:57] Can we get this underway?

[20:52:58] Yes, dog.

[20:52:59] Good.

[20:53:00] Good, good, good.

[20:53:04] Yes, do that.

[20:53:05] Mike, you need to get it down.

[20:53:06] I'm making a change shorter.

[20:53:07] I'm scared.

[20:53:08] Do you have that report ready?

[20:53:09] I

[20:53:21] Do you have that report ready? Yes 320 one correction 320. Yeah, 320 to

[20:53:45] I did not get that report

[20:53:48] 2 out of 3, you get the report.

[20:53:51] I'll use the one that burned my block, and then 3, 2, 1.

[20:53:56] Why don't we just hire the laws to fucking rush everyone?

[20:53:59] Can you get the lawyers put on there?

[20:54:01] When you're on your phone.

[20:54:04] I'll give anything for those.

[20:54:07] Dan, if you look at the bottom of the investigation, you can see one.

[20:54:17] Any other lawyers?

[20:54:19] There's the other investigation.

[20:54:21] I'm a hater.

[20:54:23] I'm a hater.

[20:54:25] If there's anyone else.

[20:54:27] Yeah, anti-democratic.

[20:54:29] More ready?

[20:54:31] Yeah, M-O-R-E-T-T-I.

[20:54:37] Is Anthony nearby?

[20:54:39] Oh, I'm right here. Sorry.

[20:54:41] I misunderstood the question.

[20:55:00] Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

[20:55:02] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, gun.

[20:55:04] Okay, let's get started.

[20:55:06] Okay, let's get started.

[20:55:13] Let's start with introducing ourselves.

[20:55:16] My name is Judge Emma Nygma.

[20:55:18] Judge Eges Westerzmuth.

[20:55:22] Judge Dan Faley.

[20:55:25] And I'm Mike Block.

[20:55:27] Baby Judge Dan Faley.

[20:55:29] Guys, if we're using those other reports,

[20:55:31] we need to get the lawyers added on there as well.

[20:55:33] Yeah, please.

[20:55:36] If we're using 3192,

[20:55:37] we need to get the lawyers added on there.

[20:55:39] Okay, sorry.

[20:55:44] It's just that I will be presiding over this case today.

[20:55:47] Holy cheese sticks.

[20:55:49] Dan is shadowing, so he won't be making any sort of decision on this case.

[20:55:54] That's good.

[20:55:56] We want honesty.

[20:55:58] We want respect from everyone and we want no one talking over each other. Do we make ourselves clear?

[20:56:03] Hey, before we start, do you mind if I order some food?

[20:56:06] Do you need food?

[20:56:10] Do you all got some cheese sticks?

[20:56:12] I've talked to a lobster. Dan, do you got any cheese sticks?

[20:56:16] I got bulgogi. Dan, you got any cheese sticks?

[20:56:22] Oh, man, I don't have any cheese sticks. Oh, all right.

[20:56:26] No, all right. I'm good then. Holy cheese sticks.

[20:56:30] Holy cheese sticks. All right. So, uh, let's get the narrative from the

[20:56:38] on the state side, what happened?

[20:56:42] Oscar, that's you.

[20:56:45] Make sure you're speaking loud enough.

[20:56:48] If you want to, you can use the microphone.

[20:56:49] Yeah, you can use the mic.

[20:56:52] Let's get you over here.

[20:56:57] Having started, I guess, at the casino

[20:56:59] where I responded to assist officers in a hostage situation

[20:57:03] at the park aid in the casino.

[20:57:05] When I arrived on scene, LT Storm was

[20:57:10] undergoing negotiations with Bike Block

[20:57:12] and a Reginald Pockets, and a third female who,

[20:57:18] I'm not too sure what her name was,

[20:57:20] but she was involved as well.

[20:57:22] They had one female hostage.

[20:57:24] Okay.

[20:57:24] There's so much shit running in here.

[20:57:27] Anyways, long story short,

[20:57:29] that lead into a shooting where Mike Block

[20:57:32] and Reginald were both shot down,

[20:57:35] and then they were taken to medical for treatment,

[20:57:39] And then Mike Block was taken to the cells at RPD

[20:57:42] when Reginald had some issues at the hospital there.

[20:57:48] He ended up getting away.

[20:57:50] Got down to RPD to deal with everything else, the cells,

[20:57:56] when I guess Mike Block had somehow taken-

[20:57:59] He just yodded out of the casino.

[20:58:01] He did take the lawyer over his shoulder,

[20:58:06] threatened you. One thing I do and I'm going to break his back whatever. In response to that we met

[20:58:12] his demands for safe passage out of RPD for the exchange of the lawyer. He was given a vehicle.

[20:58:20] He abated police in that vehicle at that point there. We lost him until we picked him back up

[20:58:28] again after terrorizing EMS after 13 alpha had gone out in the area of Capitol Boulevard

[20:58:35] from EMS about two second or two minutes later within two minutes later another 13 alpha went out

[20:58:43] where EMS blown up at the gas station at

[20:58:49] Grove. I think later on after that EMS was en route to transport somebody to the hospital.

[20:58:57] Can't remember who and they were pursued by Mike Block in the Black V-Star,

[20:59:02] uh, ramming them units, uh,

[20:59:08] SWAT units were able to see the actual physical contact between Mike Block and the EMS, uh, in the area of Meera Park.

[20:59:15] Uh, we lost visual of Mike Block, uh, I was rolling around and observed a black V-star parked at the underground parking at the mall,

[20:59:25] uh, with Mr. Relik in the front seat.

[20:59:28] I don't think that they know that we did this show.

[21:00:01] Oh shit, we might be good

[21:00:09] There's some stuff in here that I know I can tangle in here and attempt to get away

[21:00:16] We then again discharge our firearms

[21:00:23] Fingle we're in here

[21:00:25] Interrupting his

[21:00:27] Stephen oh, sorry, I thought I was whispering to my lawyer Fingal Dan in here

[21:00:40] Once you got down to our PD or while we were on transit to our PD relic made several threats of

[21:00:47] Of cutting my head off and the officer that I was riding with

[21:00:50] I believe Mike Block also stated that he was going to pay Fingal Van to get a plane,

[21:00:58] pay him to fly the plane into the hospital, paid other threats as well.

[21:01:04] Anyways, he's gone down to the cell, I believe a fight ensued in the cells, resulting in

[21:01:13] relic being incapacitated and I'm sure I was Mr. Relic with somebody else with the other

[21:01:18] guy that and it is just awesome shit show for like the last five hours.

[21:01:30] I might just make a break for it.

[21:01:33] Are you done with your narrative?

[21:01:39] Yes.

[21:01:40] Mike.

[21:01:47] Mr. Cut the Table Block.

[21:01:49] He's not cut.

[21:01:50] He's not cut anymore.

[21:01:55] You're fucking cool.

[21:01:56] Mike.

[21:01:57] Yeah.

[21:01:58] You gotta get back in there.

[21:01:59] All right.

[21:02:00] Get in there.

[21:02:01] Come on.

[21:02:02] Got him.

[21:02:03] gotcha oh my god stop what your takes out your key on the ground drop them on

[21:02:19] the ground lock the door no big ol big old and you guys go get the truck

[21:02:36] Yes

[21:02:39] Guys

[21:02:41] Lord finger lord finger stand from now on Michael Lord finger dad

[21:02:51] Yes, please grant me entry to your kingdom

[21:02:58] Yes, I will give you a

[21:03:01] Plenty

[21:03:03] Many great

[21:03:06] down here Michael you're speed away to you good help me be quick and well good

[21:03:12] Sire, Joe Jonte will be trying to get us.

[21:03:15] I'm gonna be honest, you guys, they're good.

[21:03:17] They're sure my job, man.

[21:03:19] These drivers.

[21:03:21] That's right, I'm the greatest.

[21:03:22] Does anyone else want to do this?

[21:03:24] Maybe we switch?

[21:03:24] He's dead.

[21:03:26] He got this, Joe.

[21:03:28] All right, he's not.

[21:03:30] Go, Joe, go!

[21:03:32] He's down!

[21:03:33] He's down!

[21:03:34] God, Joe!

[21:03:35] Joe!

[21:03:36] Joe!

[21:03:38] Go, Joe Jonte!

[21:03:39] Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.

[21:03:41] Why are you going in reverse? Get out of here!

[21:03:43] I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to get off.

[21:03:45] Drive forward Joe!

[21:03:46] Oh my god, I'm trying, I'm trying to go, oh my god!

[21:03:49] Joe, Joe, please, please, please Joe, Joe, drive!

[21:03:55] Get us out of here Joe, Joe, for the love of god!

[21:03:58] Oh my god!

[21:04:05] Help me! Help me!

[21:04:07] Get off the board, take them, get them out of here!

[21:04:09] I am one of the best horse riders in the side of the seven

[21:04:22] My god speed it's a pink thing. Oh, yes. Yes, I am

[21:04:44] Don't even stress my friend

[21:04:46] All right, yo

[21:04:48] But if you stop I could drive and get us out of this. I bet if you better. Yeah

[21:04:54] Yeah

[21:04:56] Get on

[21:05:04] No, they're gonna shoot us yes, yes, yes, they will shoot us

[21:05:10] Yes, they will yes, they will what will happen if they open fire on me it'll be the end of their lives

[21:05:15] They will shoot us dog

[21:05:19] They're insane. Oh

[21:05:22] Yeah, we got away. Okay

[21:05:25] You know where to go you know where to go where I got a bit. What the fuck? How did you do that?

[21:05:31] Told you

[21:05:34] Okay, there's the word. We need to set the go to the castle. We're go to the castle. Okay, we can go to the castle

[21:05:41] You want to go to the castle? Yeah, we're gonna

[21:05:46] You ready? You ready?

[21:06:01] I don't know. I'm trying to find the castle. Can't do it yet. I actually can't do it yet. Did you do it?

[21:06:15] Yeah, we out. What the fuck? I was looking at my GPS. I told you dog damn. Yeah, I guess they're him

[21:06:23] Rat Strat? That's a jump. That's not a Rat Strat.

[21:06:29] Man, if I eat a taco back here...

[21:06:31] Rat Strat is going into a space that they can't go through.

[21:06:35] Yeah, go ahead, eat away dog. Hey, thanks for the lift, yo. I owe you one.

[21:06:39] You want some absinthe? No, you're good.

[21:06:41] I'm a servant of the kingdom.

[21:06:43] Hey, I got the kingdom with my fucking plunder and booty and whatever, yo.

[21:06:48] Yeah, we got booty.

[21:06:50] Yeah, all that shit.

[21:06:52] but it's the it's the princess bar

[21:06:58] yeah we got all that shit

[21:07:00] where the castle is oh you marked it

[21:07:02] yeah I marked it somewhere it's over there somewhere I'll I'll know once we

[21:07:05] get there I can

[21:07:06] figure it out

[21:07:07] all right we gonna take

[21:07:09] the long way probably because they're motherfuckers

[21:07:13] shit they go they they gonna be looking for real

[21:07:16] yeah and uh I don't know if they know where the castle is but they'll probably

[21:07:19] be going right there

[21:07:21] because um

[21:07:23] That's what they normally do.

[21:07:24] Yeah.

[21:07:29] That's true. The backup strat to that is the- okay.

[21:07:32] The backup strat to the mic block jump is a rat strat where I take the squeeze and then go directly into the subways.

[21:07:39] But I only do that when I've been left no choice.

[21:07:43] Damn. Them all fuckers really was trying to kill our ass bro.

[21:07:46] You know, they started shooting at me on my boner cycle before.

[21:07:50] I like even- I was-

[21:07:52] Sorry, we need to do one of these. This bitch about to be out of gas.

[21:07:56] Yeah.

[21:07:57] Gimme!

[21:07:59] That ain't yours, is it?

[21:08:00] That's your brand of official king business!

[21:08:03] Hey, is that your bike or you steal that bitch, bro?

[21:08:06] That one?

[21:08:06] Yeah.

[21:08:07] You know I don't have shit.

[21:08:09] Yeah, I'll be stealing too.

[21:08:12] I really do, bro.

[21:08:13] I like to call it commandeered for the kingdom,

[21:08:16] for the good of the kingdom.

[21:08:17] That ain't true, bro.

[21:08:18] I mean, whatever the light touches is yours, and shit.

[21:08:21] Exactly.

[21:08:22] Yeah, whatever you're doing.

[21:08:23] I'm the master of whispers.

[21:08:26] Yeah, okay. Hey, you like to get in twins, too?

[21:08:31] Hey, Joe, yeah, this guy got us away from the police in like two seconds.

[21:08:35] I wasn't looking, so I don't know how we did it.

[21:08:37] But we were we are we are we are all right.

[21:08:40] You know, you know where the dungeon is word, right?

[21:08:42] Yeah, I think I think it is if you want.

[21:08:45] I'll give you a thing.

[21:08:47] Thanks. You all you all smuck.

[21:08:49] All right. Don't call me that. All right, asshole.

[21:08:52] OK, sorry. OK, I'm hanging up now. Goodbye. Bye.

[21:08:56] that's my granddad it's gonna blow my mind

[21:08:59] don't they already have the Lang Buddha power gaming mansion

[21:09:05] you'll see okay it's not that bad all that's good

[21:09:15] hey you want a dragon yeah you know I'm

[21:09:20] hey I'm I'm I feel like I'm a dragon because I'd be spitting fire

[21:09:25] yeah so true yeah

[21:09:29] I think it's again though that shit was who we had to get the fuck out of

[21:09:34] there goddamn I don't know what happened you I don't I was on a side

[21:09:40] class and motherfuckers trying to give me like five hundred years in prison door

[21:09:44] for terrorism oh what you terrorize well they're trying to say it's

[21:09:50] terrorism to say that I'm gonna fly a motherfucking airplane into your hospital

[21:09:54] but not just for saying it though just for saying it that's not terrorism that

[21:09:58] doesn't make any sense that's what I said but I'm both and I probably could

[21:10:01] beat the charges but I was like hey you know I'm saying you open up a bird's cage

[21:10:06] and I'll fucking go fly exactly and shit that ain't like that's just nature and

[21:10:11] shit dog fuck you want me to do yeah sometimes you just got to run for the

[21:10:15] sake of it you know it's not like I don't even want it but you got it

[21:10:20] hello you son of a bitch how the fuck did you get out again uh don't worry

[21:10:27] about how worry about when I'm gonna shoot you in the head I am going to find

[21:10:32] you you ain't gonna find me where are you hey you'll be seeing me real soon bitch

[21:10:38] okay hey why don't you check the morgue matter of fact don't cuz you gonna be

[21:10:42] spending a lot of time there soon bro yeah you a lot of time in the morgue

[21:10:46] you're dead actually I am going to murder you you son you dead motherfucker

[21:10:52] you a dead motherfucker hey that's John Sims I'm in a gang war with him oh

[21:11:03] Oh shit, what game is he in?

[21:11:07] Tech med game. Oh

[21:11:10] Yeah, no, I'm with you on that those guys are mean to me. Yeah, they're dickheads for real

[21:11:14] And I mean for no reason for no reason no damn reason for real. Yes

[21:11:18] Stupid bro. I'm gonna be real. Where did you look at? Were you at the courier house? I know I was heading there

[21:11:24] Did you hear all them shots? Oh, yeah, I can't believe all them shots and they didn't motherfucking

[21:11:30] Like catch it. Hey, I'm like

[21:11:34] Like we all good. I think we all walked away from that shit

[21:11:37] I mean not to be rude or anything, but as I was driving up

[21:11:39] They did try to shoot at me and but they shot just the ground around me, which is like incredible

[21:11:44] Yeah, I can't believe that shit. How are they hitting the ground? I don't know dog

[21:11:50] Cross-eyed office sounds

[21:11:52] Like 10 fucking cops out there. Oh, yeah, that's a lot

[21:11:57] They would not be happy

[21:11:59] That honestly that might have been a 42 moment for Wrangler

[21:12:03] Steaks are hot.

[21:12:13] Yo, John, they call me so much. This guy loves me.

[21:12:15] We're driving our bicycle out there. Take a minute.

[21:12:19] Everybody here before you were...

[21:12:21] They were taking a seat there.

[21:12:23] They're trying to kill me. They tried to give me 600 years, dawg.

[21:12:26] Sorry, fair enough. I'm just...

[21:12:28] You saw how they shot the whole truck up. They were actually trying to kill our ass.

[21:12:31] They killed my steed, goddammit.

[21:12:33] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll believe you.

[21:12:35] We killed that thing. We close.

[21:12:37] Yo, John, you shouldn't call your wife your steed anymore.

[21:12:39] wife first of all thank you very much second of all I'm not even with my

[21:12:43] wife anymore okay yeah so stop calling in your steed it's fucked up what

[21:12:47] happened you were caught with a maiden or some shit no actually the lungs my

[21:12:51] wife is an IAA agent and she was spying on me that's what he said you just

[21:12:55] cheat on her and then and then he fucking shoves her around and she got

[21:12:58] mad in life no no that's not what I didn't happen and I also didn't kill my

[21:13:03] my wife. He killed you. You know what? And he killed my wife.

[21:13:06] That was pastel costumes. Everyone knows that. My wife. My wife. That's what Borat is.

[21:13:10] I love that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know.

[21:13:12] All right, thank you. Oh, I didn't think it was so. Oh, I thought it. All right.

[21:13:18] Right, John.

[21:13:19] That's just where I hear you. Yeah, that's just right up here. It's a castle. You'll

[21:13:36] see it. You can't miss it. I mean, you know about it? No.

[21:13:44] That's just a house. No, it's like, just come on in.

[21:13:48] this yeah y'all they're a park ranger here

[21:13:54] he melted shit I mean it's a nice house all about no castle but I mean shit the

[21:14:04] bitch nice I guess oh you ain't seen nothing you're not this bear your kingdom

[21:14:08] fool you're gonna look will silly in my shit look like an escape

[21:14:13] You're gonna look like an idiot in about 20 seconds.

[21:14:17] Alright.

[21:14:18] In a few seconds you're gonna feel like...

[21:14:19] WOOOOOOW!

[21:14:21] Alright.

[21:14:22] Come this way, behind the hidden...

[21:14:24] ...the secret door.

[21:14:25] Oh, y'all got secret doors?

[21:14:27] Oh my god, guys.

[21:14:29] Wrangler slander!

[21:14:31] Come this way, fool.

[21:14:33] Damn, yeah, look, you got a motherfucking...

[21:14:40] ...guns and shit.

[21:14:41] Nah, you just go down into the hole.

[21:14:43] No, down the secret...

[21:14:44] ...hit.

[21:14:45] Oh, damn.

[21:14:46] What the fuck is this? Is this custom?

[21:14:49] So this is where all the dev work is made of one.

[21:14:55] Allow me to explain the rules. You will add fucking the quorum.

[21:14:59] Come over here. It's our castle.

[21:15:02] Now why don't you just come on down the magical staircase?

[21:15:05] Not yet. He must sacrifice a part of himself to the skull.

[21:15:11] Touch this skull now.

[21:15:14] Yo, I'm already in one marvel. Touch this skull now!

[21:15:18] Hi, god damn.

[21:15:20] Hey, Fingo, where to- where to-

[21:15:21] Is he talking through the skull?

[21:15:23] Yes.

[21:15:25] What the fuck, yo?

[21:15:26] Yeah, I'm right in front of you.

[21:15:28] You are?

[21:15:30] Yeah, I'm-

[21:15:31] Yes, Fingo, he's in front of the skull.

[21:15:33] I'm right in front of you.

[21:15:34] I'm talking to him.

[21:15:35] Enter Michael.

[21:15:37] Who, Michael?

[21:15:39] He's talking about-

[21:15:39] Follow me.

[21:15:41] Hi.

[21:15:42] Follow us.

[21:15:42] Only the brave may enter.

[21:15:44] Fuck, what the fuck is this shit, yo?

[21:15:47] Shut up!

[21:15:49] All right, you know, maybe the Lang Buddha power gaming mansion wasn't that bad

[21:15:57] Royal bridge

[21:15:59] That's played by real lava that actually hurts very bad

[21:16:03] He knows we tested all the ranger earlier. They never got his car back and me

[21:16:08] Is this uh, is this where y'all the finger health swans are from and shit? Yo, cuz I don't know how that's we cannot

[21:16:14] They vote that that's a good information. No, I

[21:16:18] You now enter the Royal Hall of Fingal, Lord Fingal.

[21:16:24] Witness Fingal's Royal Hand, the ever-burning flame of Fingal.

[21:16:37] You now enter Fingal's Royal Throne Room, where Fingal, Lord of everything, sits.

[21:16:46] Is that guy okay? Up there?

[21:17:05] I think Neil before you're king!

[21:17:07] Alright.

[21:17:07] You got Neil.

[21:17:09] Neil!

[21:17:09] I saved you.

[21:17:12] Yo this cool dog but where are all the plasma screens?

[21:17:16] I'm just saying if y'all have some plasma screens and maybe like some playboy posters and shit

[21:17:31] That shit could be real cool

[21:17:32] No, no, no, we stick to a strict theme here

[21:17:36] Yeah, we don't jerk off together so no plain boy

[21:17:39] Hey, y'all know they're a guy right there?

[21:17:42] Yes

[21:17:43] Oh, that's the, uh...

[21:17:44] Hello.

[21:17:45] Hello.

[21:17:45] Hey, what's good, dog?

[21:17:47] Oh, he talk.

[21:17:49] He cast spells and shit.

[21:17:51] Hey, did y'all hit the lick on a spear of Halloween?

[21:17:55] No.

[21:17:55] Is that what happened?

[21:17:56] Did y'all hit the lick on a spear of Halloween?

[21:17:58] Is that what happened?

[21:17:59] This is all real!

[21:17:59] This is real!

[21:18:00] This is real!

[21:18:01] This is real, Mike.

[21:18:02] What you mean, dog?

[21:18:02] This shit is real.

[21:18:04] Well, yeah, that's shit real, too.

[21:18:05] What you mean?

[21:18:06] He's the...

[21:18:06] That's fake.

[21:18:07] This is real armor.

[21:18:09] A castle.

[21:18:11] Real magic.

[21:18:12] This is the second time you've disparaged the kingdom.

[21:18:15] I'm just asking dawg, what the fuck is DK MLO?

[21:18:19] No, no, no, give it a moment.

[21:18:21] Yeah, it's supposed to have my face on it.

[21:18:24] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[21:18:26] Just bad.

[21:18:27] I think the last message is...

[21:18:28] Whoa, we wouldn't be here in the woods with a pair.

[21:18:30] I suggest you take him to the dungeon for his insolence.

[21:18:32] No, no, no, I don't have diabetes, dawg.

[21:18:34] I don't need to...

[21:18:35] No!

[21:18:35] Come with me, you will be...

[21:18:38] Hey, my bad!

[21:18:40] Walk through the door now!

[21:18:41] I don't respect Michael!

[21:18:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[21:18:45] Let me just plead my case!

[21:18:46] Let me just plead my case!

[21:18:47] Can I plead my case?

[21:18:49] You may plead your case.

[21:18:51] My bad.

[21:18:53] Three months.

[21:18:54] God damn it. God damn it.

[21:18:56] The rule of Inquisitor has ordered you.

[21:18:58] God damn it.

[21:18:59] That's me, by the way.

[21:19:01] Oh, shit.

[21:19:03] Now, don't fuck up.

[21:19:05] I'll give you one month time served.

[21:19:07] One month time served.

[21:19:09] Go to the left here.

[21:19:11] Here?

[21:19:12] Do you see these bodies with their blood flowing?

[21:19:15] Yeah, you want me to keep going or...

[21:19:16] You don't want to turn into the...

[21:19:18] No, I don't, I don't.

[21:19:19] Continue.

[21:19:21] Now just be careful on this part.

[21:19:23] Be careful.

[21:19:24] Don't fall.

[21:19:25] Do you want me to keep going?

[21:19:26] No, I will actually...

[21:19:27] Stop!

[21:19:28] Stop!

[21:19:29] Don't fall.

[21:19:32] Implications of what could happen to you?

[21:19:35] really been enjoying this stuff like he's really into it.

[21:19:40] Yes, keep dancing like that.

[21:19:42] Keep dancing like that.

[21:19:44] Remember that, range your car from outside, this is where he went into the lava pit.

[21:19:48] You're not crying Michael, we're just telling you.

[21:19:50] I think I've got all these bars.

[21:19:52] Are you going to treat this king with more respect?

[21:19:55] Yeah, I will, it's real.

[21:19:57] Are you going to swear fealty to your king?

[21:20:00] I will, I swear fealty and shit, it's real dog, my man.

[21:20:04] I'm saying I'm being serious now. How about those grenades though? Yeah, it's just whenever I get around finger

[21:20:11] There's just this aura of nothing serious. You know what I'm saying

[21:20:27] It's hot

[21:20:29] I don't know. I don't know.

[21:20:34] Ow. Ow. It's hot. It's hot.

[21:20:37] Okay. It's real. Yeah. It's

[21:20:39] really bad. I don't make all

[21:20:40] this and shit. Yo, that's a

[21:20:43] great question. It's yet to be

[21:20:45] in. So, I don't know. I don't

[21:20:47] know. We just went and said

[21:20:49] now. They bought it with money.

[21:20:51] Lord Snow, the bastard of the

[21:20:53] North. Snow John. So, that's

[21:20:56] Snow do you that's not what you said you said a lot more gibberish

[21:21:11] We're taking over the foot we have fucking cops in our pocket it's serious don't say snow the admin don't say that

[21:21:17] Say we built it with our hands

[21:21:19] So pathetic here.

[21:21:21] All right.

[21:21:22] See all this pathetic shit?

[21:21:23] Shit.

[21:21:24] Yeah, you want to execute the one?

[21:21:25] This is my area of expertise.

[21:21:27] Yeah, I'll execute the one.

[21:21:28] You're going to execute this woman.

[21:21:29] She's in here for disrespecting the king.

[21:21:32] Kill her, Nife.

[21:21:33] Kill her, Nife.

[21:21:34] Yeah, you're not damn this woman.

[21:21:35] You want my chainsaw and you want a knife?

[21:21:37] Which one?

[21:21:38] Oh, well, I'll take the knife.

[21:21:40] I've been chainsawing motherfuckers all day.

[21:21:42] No, you give that to me.

[21:21:43] Hold on.

[21:21:44] Oh, I got a knife.

[21:21:45] No, kill for it.

[21:21:46] You want a knife?

[21:21:47] Slayer slayer get slain wench. Yes

[21:21:57] The knife was a trick

[21:22:04] Back up everyone

[21:22:11] Yes

[21:22:17] I'd like to add your scope point to dexterity, strength, or intellect.

[21:22:20] Uh, put that shit into charisma, dawg.

[21:22:23] Wanting to charisma.

[21:22:24] Yeah, yeah.

[21:22:25] Yeah, yeah.

[21:22:26] Yeah, yeah.

[21:22:27] All right, so yeah, this is cool, so y'all need grenades and shit.

[21:22:37] Yeah, yeah, all of them got this.

[21:22:40] Well, five of them, yes.

[21:22:42] Yo, all right, hey, dawg.

[21:22:44] If you wanna like, join houses and shit, uh, hooker still needs to be wedded, number

[21:22:51] one.

[21:22:52] And number two, I am in a gang war with the motherfucking

[21:22:57] Tacmeds, I hate them dog listen to this shit. No listen to you. You don't know John Sims

[21:23:02] No

[21:23:04] Piece of shit dog

[21:23:07] Listen to this listen to this

[21:23:17] John Sims you still hungry you fat bitch. Yeah, where the fuck are you?

[21:23:21] Hey, I'll be real sure you fair why?

[21:23:24] Yo, my king about to actually set up shop at the hospital dog. I swear

[21:23:32] We are turning the hospital to a stronghold yo do not come to the hospital bro, I swear to God that's fangled

[21:23:39] That's King Fingal. No, I'm coming. I'm coming right now. Do not come

[21:23:44] Do not come

[21:23:46] Hey, I'm on my way. I swear to God

[21:23:48] I'm gonna walk into the hospital not say a word and shoot a doctor in the head and leave, okay

[21:23:52] You know you're gonna have to explain it to them you're gonna have to know why that happened you come into my hospital

[21:23:59] I'm going to fucking shoot you without saying anything. Hey, John. Yes. I don't even care look behind you. There's a grenade

[21:24:06] No, there's not yes. There is yes. There isn't

[21:24:10] boom

[21:24:12] There's no lord steam

[21:24:15] I do on the hospital we would like to trade and buy that off you you will come talking to you come to my

[21:24:21] if anybody comes on my hospital now we go there and that's the hospital we are actually

[21:24:26] gonna take the hospital from you I'm here right now send you a ping of our location

[21:24:31] send a raven yeah send me a fucking ping but John knows I'll be there escaped police

[21:24:35] custody four times I'm not gonna call the police I'm not gonna call the police no they

[21:24:39] know it's our jurisdiction hey I'll send him a ping I am not gonna I respect the

[21:24:46] the kingdom and shit don't you really want to know this is actually what

[21:24:56] happened he thinks I kidnapped one of his tech meds I did it and then he said

[21:25:00] alright I'm sending a motherfucking EMS I'm sending an ambulance hunting party

[21:25:04] after you and that should happen on the south side you know how that is couldn't

[21:25:08] let that slide so they found our ass we got into a shootout with them and

[21:25:12] And then, well here, pictures are better than words and shit, hold up.

[21:25:18] You mean a minor illusion?

[21:25:21] Nah, nah, I actually did do this shit.

[21:25:24] You mean a painting, a recreation?

[21:25:26] I'll take you a picture for a picture.

[21:25:28] Here's a black man.

[21:25:30] Don't show him. Don't show him.

[21:25:32] That's the district ambassador right there.

[21:25:35] Do you want to see much longer?

[21:25:37] Hold on, I'm trying to find a...

[21:25:39] What happened?

[21:25:44] It's it's it's the deepest photo in your pocket. I know I'm trying to show you this fucking explosion photo

[21:25:59] That's me cartwheeling away

[21:26:08] Fuck technique

[21:26:10] Yeah, they're actually more fucking hunting us down on the south side and shit

[21:26:14] You know what the fuck is this shit? Hey, what is this shit? Why who this bold?

[21:26:18] That's the district. I've seen the video where he puts his head in her

[21:26:25] I've seen this video. Yeah, I've seen this

[21:26:29] Now when you say put his head in her you mean head head or penis head head

[21:26:36] Behemots both oh

[21:26:38] Yeah, but anyways

[21:26:44] If you give me a fireball fucking throw it out of wherever you want. I got a hookup on

[21:26:50] As the night commander, I think this is definitely possible. I think we can definitely siege the hospital

[21:26:56] Yeah, I just go down to the Grove Street, and I'm gonna be real they just give me whatever I asked for

[21:27:02] Grove the Saints

[21:27:04] Fuck it. I don't I just know it is grocery dog. Yes, they are the clerics of sorts. I believe yeah, they cool

[21:27:11] They cool as fuck may stands

[21:27:13] Yes, hey, thanks. Oh, I this is actually my third time escaping from the police department today

[21:27:27] I got five minutes till that till SWAT comes in here and starts shooting all of us

[21:27:34] All right, but Bosco's pissed off whenever I had someone hostage right before

[21:27:39] Because in the courthouse, they was he was like I'm Bosco early. I shot Mike block

[21:27:44] Hey, you thought you're talking we call him Bosco. He used to call me Bosco. Oh, no, they're a cop called Bosco

[21:27:53] Oh, here we go. Yep. Okay. Where the fuck are you? We just came through

[21:28:00] I'm stupid fat fuck up to the house the guy covered in shit is standing out. How are you gonna be a doctor and be so fucking

[21:28:08] Overweight you fucking hypocrite

[21:28:10] Excuse me. You heard me tubby tits. I literally fucking came through there

[21:28:15] Hey, hey, can you come through anything with how fat you are bitch?

[21:28:22] That's me. Yo that you need to be chemically castrated dog. That's sick. Yo, you don't fucking talk to people like that

[21:28:30] man you can't be saying this shit yeah that is you know what that is you can't

[21:28:34] be practicing medicine doing oath to school all right I I literally just

[21:28:40] drove by again you're not there well I'm here and let the guy covered in shit

[21:28:44] yeah a little baby in park the car coward Craven I'm monkey as a pipe that's

[21:28:53] cool dog wait that's John Stem I fucking saw that guy fucking put cream in

[21:28:56] and uh, fuckin' Jeffery Price's nose and mouth yesterday.

[21:29:00] I did that.

[21:29:01] Yo, I did not, hey, this is your first time talking and I thought you were that, I thought

[21:29:04] you were that Bjorn motherfucker dog.

[21:29:07] No.

[21:29:08] I thought that was Bjorn the whole goddamn time, yo, that fuckin' tripped me to fuck

[21:29:12] out, dog.

[21:29:13] What the fuck?

[21:29:14] I'm German.

[21:29:15] That's German.

[21:29:16] That's German.

[21:29:17] That's cool dog.

[21:29:18] Are you in this rundown barn?

[21:29:20] Yeah.

[21:29:21] Yeah.

[21:29:22] He's gonna lead you in.

[21:29:24] Not the one with the house to the right of it.

[21:29:26] We're across the street.

[21:29:28] Yeah, barn.

[21:29:30] Oh, they're in here.

[21:29:32] Yeah, we'll see you soon, bitch.

[21:29:34] He's figuring it out. He's in the square fealty to us.

[21:29:36] Come, you must ask for a favor from our lady.

[21:29:40] Don't mind if I torture him in the end.

[21:29:42] He's still around? No, that's fine.

[21:29:44] Come into the pen.

[21:29:46] Come into the pen.

[21:29:48] Good, good.

[21:29:50] You must treat our lady with respect.

[21:29:55] Oh shit, yo, y'all should really put some rails around this bitch.

[21:29:59] No!

[21:30:00] Okay.

[21:30:01] Man, this place just doesn't end, don't it?

[21:30:06] Oh, we got one...

[21:30:08] Hold your breath!

[21:30:09] Oh, okay.

[21:30:10] Welcome to the Princess Sanctum.

[21:30:19] This is my sanctum.

[21:30:21] I'm gonna be real.

[21:30:22] This is kind of the coolest room so far.

[21:30:24] Yo, this shit kind of sick.

[21:30:26] Thank you.

[21:30:27] Look at this tree bitch.

[21:30:28] to our lady hey is her name willow no get it before the lady and offer a prayer

[21:30:37] all right yo lady okay amen good now touch the crystal oh it's hot good why

[21:31:06] Your energy has been, your energy has been supplemented into the crystal.

[21:31:13] Alright, that's what's up.

[21:31:15] I'm thirsty.

[21:31:28] What's in that door?

[21:31:32] You do not enter that door.

[21:31:34] Alright.

[21:31:35] That is my private chamber.

[21:31:39] Man, this is like some skull and bone shit kinda.

[21:31:43] I am the prince.

[21:31:46] Yeah, it's like y'all seen skull and bones?

[21:31:49] yeah this is the world's first quadruple a game yeah of course now the more

[21:31:54] fucking secret society a hard lock share with me your number I wish to show

[21:31:59] you a hold on so we're purchase you are approaching why they have done

[21:32:05] Lord Pingle I told you his name founder of the Dan clan owner of the Dancian

[21:32:09] eighth wonder of the world the statue of Dondon breaker of the fourth wall

[21:32:12] mother of Dorjans captain of that captain look clip leader of the island

[21:32:16] snow out into the north friend of Michael Franklin and Trevor

[21:32:19] twinkle a bottle of and save with Michael block savior and rifle

[21:32:23] heir to San Andreas you may approach

[21:32:25] hey John thank you put that gun away

[21:32:30] i'm gonna save you in the neck your firearms along there

[21:32:33] right there your magic wizards found hey what's up John

[21:32:37] what's up Michael thanks for putting your guns away

[21:32:41] no problem nobody moves nobody moves

[21:32:45] Don't do it, John. I got her. I got her, John.

[21:32:48] John, don't do it. I got her.

[21:32:51] Don't do it, John. I got her. I got her, John.

[21:32:53] John, I got her.

[21:32:55] I got it.

[21:32:56] You was a trap, John.

[21:32:58] You approached the king.

[21:32:59] John, it was a trap.

[21:33:00] An apology in your heart.

[21:33:02] No.

[21:33:04] Oh, no.

[21:33:05] He said he was flanking.

[21:33:08] Are we going for him?

[21:33:09] Run, the charge!

[21:33:10] Get him.

[21:33:11] Hey, hey, hey.

[21:33:12] Hey, ow!

[21:33:14] What the fuck?

[21:33:15] Ah! Ah! Ah!

[21:33:17] Yes!

[21:33:18] Jigsaw! Get him! Get him! Jigsaw!

[21:33:20] Jigsaw!

[21:33:23] Yes!

[21:33:25] Yes, dog! Yes!

[21:33:27] Now, take him to the fire pit!

[21:33:29] The other two to the fire pit!

[21:33:32] You fucked up, yo! I told you, dog!

[21:33:35] Hey! John! I'm inviting your worst nightmare, yo!

[21:33:39] Call him Harry Tick, now!

[21:33:41] Harry Tick, dog!

[21:33:43] a hairy dick bitch come on me tell

[21:33:47] property you a hairy dick yo I just

[21:33:53] to the fireman can't be done can we

[21:33:57] fire pit this man no no no no don't do

[21:34:00] whatever the fuck you want yeah

[21:34:05] I'm glad the fire just call on the

[21:34:11] What day is it today, Lord John?

[21:34:14] What day is it today, Lord John?

[21:34:15] What game was war?

[21:34:16] Inmit defeat, admit defeat and you're saved from the fire pit.

[21:34:18] Hey admit the hospital ours.

[21:34:21] Okay. Okay, okay.

[21:34:23] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[21:34:25] Do not go beyond this point if you wish to converse further.

[21:34:28] Don't put me in the fire pit.

[21:34:30] Walk under the fire pit.

[21:34:32] That's it.

[21:34:34] We can work this out.

[21:34:36] Okay.

[21:34:38] Now we can.

[21:34:40] We want the fucking hospital

[21:34:43] Well, what do you want the hospital the hospital?

[21:34:47] What do you mean you want it? We wish

[21:34:50] Give property give it to thing. Oh, yo, he's got a fucking kingdom and shit

[21:34:55] That's not gonna happen. You

[21:34:58] Over my dead body will you ever take the hospital for you fuck you that's it. No fuck you be very care

[21:35:05] If you're...

[21:35:06] Listen!

[21:35:07] Do not talk!

[21:35:07] Yeah, I'm listening.

[21:35:08] I'm listening.

[21:35:08] You should be very sure that this is what you want to do because no one will be able to save him after this point.

[21:35:14] I'm just saying.

[21:35:15] Oh.

[21:35:16] It might...

[21:35:17] Well...

[21:35:18] ...go back to the way that it was.

[21:35:19] Then in that case...

[21:35:25] Is he...

[21:35:26] ...Bron?

[21:35:26] He's still up here.

[21:35:27] Good knowing you.

[21:35:28] Did you do it?

[21:35:30] Nope.

[21:35:30] Oh, nope.

[21:35:31] Oh Jesus Christ!

[21:35:35] Yo, what is that?

[21:35:37] Yo, what the hell yo?

[21:35:39] A medical professional.

[21:35:41] You have now gained 50 honor.

[21:35:43] Hey, that's what's up, dude.

[21:35:45] 500 XP.

[21:35:47] But what?

[21:35:49] 3 points.

[21:35:51] Why did you walk on it but you want to throw yourself in, ma'am?

[21:35:53] Hey, I'll tell you what.

[21:35:55] Yo.

[21:35:57] Go.

[21:35:59] Became of John dog and tell them to kneel the world about hey, tell them to bend the knee to mull fucking finkled in or they'll suffer the same thing

[21:36:16] She just said she's gonna be your serving

[21:36:29] Do you want to pet Bill?

[21:36:29] Oh, yes, we might as well just throw her in there too then.

[21:36:32] Oh god!

[21:36:33] Hey, where are you going?

[21:36:34] Well, we might as well get her in there then, I guess.

[21:36:36] We do need a maester though.

[21:36:38] We do need a maester.

[21:36:40] A maester?

[21:36:41] Yeah, someone should do the medicine.

[21:36:42] Yo, this is-

[21:36:43] What up, Mofoka?

[21:36:44] What up, Mofo?

[21:36:47] Yo!

[21:36:48] I hear the bug.

[21:36:49] Oh shit.

[21:36:49] What's up, Mofoka?

[21:36:51] I was just wondering if we was going to do anything about these Mofokas stuck in the core house.

[21:36:55] They got them locked up like zoo animals.

[21:36:57] Yeah, yeah, go throw a grenade in there.

[21:37:00] I don't got no fucking grenade mic

[21:37:02] Go down the grove street and ask for a grenade and then just throw it in there

[21:37:06] I...

[21:37:09] Hi?

[21:37:10] I... I...

[21:37:12] I'm gonna go commit a terrorism

[21:37:14] Hi

[21:37:15] Hey, call me if you need anything, dog

[21:37:17] Yeah, it's alright

[21:37:19] Hey, they're shooting now

[21:37:21] Anyways, y'all, should we go back to the moffa-

[21:37:24] What do we do with this?

[21:37:26] Did y'all hear that?

[21:37:28] Was that cops?

[21:37:30] I swear I heard Bussendog.

[21:37:32] I think he's just freaking out.

[21:37:34] Yeah, you're right.

[21:37:35] Well now, let's bring her, right?

[21:37:37] All right, sure.

[21:37:38] Yeah, come on, lady.

[21:37:39] Come on, lady.

[21:37:40] We're letting you out there.

[21:37:41] You can come out the house.

[21:37:42] Well, yeah, we gotta let one person go so they know what we did.

[21:37:43] Yeah, you gotta tell the world.

[21:37:44] Well, I think they don't know what we did.

[21:37:47] Yeah, well, in like an hour when they get out of that pit.

[21:37:51] Oops.

[21:37:52] Oops.

[21:37:53] Oh, this place is wonderful.

[21:37:54] So I'm on board and you want to have a spare time.

[21:37:57] Give me a number again.

[21:37:58] I'll show you the sacrifices that must be made for this kingdom.

[21:38:01] I have a... I have a...

[21:38:03] Okay, here's the deal here.

[21:38:04] You've got 30 seconds to run and after the 30 seconds we release uh...

[21:38:09] We start hunting you down. Oh my god.

[21:38:10] With our family, we lose our towns.

[21:38:12] What does that mean?

[21:38:13] That's the cops.

[21:38:13] Okay, well...

[21:38:14] Alright, stop running.

[21:38:15] Alright.

[21:38:15] Well, guys...

[21:38:16] Well, I'm challenge.

[21:38:17] For honor.

[21:38:18] This is the sacrifices you must make if you're with me now.

[21:38:21] Yes, for honor, dog.

[21:38:22] For honor, y'all.

[21:38:23] Are you trying to show him your get, man?

[21:38:25] What was the king?

[21:38:26] Where's the king?

[21:38:27] Where's King Fingal?

[21:38:27] I'm away

[21:38:31] Is that a chain brand yeah, that was a penis dog. Yeah, that's a dick. He's a real perv, huh?

[21:38:37] Yeah, that's a penis yo, that's what they call him hand of the king, you know

[21:38:42] Hey, where are you?

[21:38:44] You left this down here

[21:38:47] Oh my god, I think the cops are outside. What would you do this?

[21:38:52] The cost are outside

[21:38:57] You don't remember the thing?

[21:39:01] How Jamie Lannister killed the king when he was on the fucking throne?

[21:39:03] Hey, what the fuck, Fingal? Yeah, you ain't supposed to leave the throne?

[21:39:06] You are not supposed to abandon the throne, dog.

[21:39:09] You're just gonna fucking arrest me if I sit on the throne.

[21:39:11] Okay, we'll make it.

[21:39:12] I'm fucking gonna protect you! We got knives and shit, yo!

[21:39:15] Well, you're a king star.

[21:39:17] All right, I'll...

[21:39:18] I'm gonna let you miss all guns.

[21:39:20] Why are you here?

[21:39:21] You wanna be...

[21:39:22] Wait, hold on. The throne's empty.

[21:39:29] What am I saying? That throne is empty.

[21:39:31] The J.O. Crystal room.

[21:39:33] No, no, no, no, no.

[21:39:34] Oh! We gotta go to the panic room!

[21:39:36] Follow me, everybody!

[21:39:37] Wait, where's the panic room?

[21:39:38] The J.O. Crystal room.

[21:39:39] Cops are gonna be pissed off.

[21:39:40] I can break it.

[21:39:41] We might be okay, Fingal.

[21:39:44] Are you right there?

[21:39:46] You holding down the throne?

[21:39:48] I'll hold the throne.

[21:39:49] Damn, that's kinda hard.

[21:39:50] Ah, shit, I kinda wanna hold the throne.

[21:39:52] That is hard, dawg.

[21:39:53] Yeah, we can't let it fall.

[21:39:55] Yep.

[21:39:56] Oscar, you wanna go to the panic room?

[21:39:57] No, it's hard.

[21:39:58] Nope.

[21:39:59] No, you're right.

[21:40:00] That's hard dog. Too hard to not.

[21:40:14] Yeah, I'm sure you're going to check on it.

[21:40:21] New before the phone calls.

[21:40:25] All I do is fight and die for you fuckers.

[21:40:28] Okay, okay. I'm just saying pull out the knights, okay?

[21:40:32] The king must be protected, but also must be the throne.

[21:40:35] Yeah, that's true.

[21:40:37] You can't leave the throne empty dog.

[21:40:39] That's a sign of defeat yo you want to sit on the throne man me

[21:40:44] Yeah, there you go. That's better fangirl you sit on the throne and you watch us do death battles for you

[21:40:54] All right, hey monkey here's what's gonna happen. They're all gonna focus on me just shoot them in the head

[21:41:02] Good they're gonna walk through this door. Oh shit. What's going on almost outstamped

[21:41:10] Why are we in here?

[21:41:15] You're you're giving up so much of the castle just by staying in here

[21:41:22] This is a port that you're mounting a port defense we need to move

[21:41:28] Yes, you stand by the ladder

[21:41:31] With the guy with the Tommy gun

[21:41:35] Whatever

[21:41:39] I'm the hand of the king. I should be protecting him to the law

[21:41:44] You have the most powerful weapon here

[21:41:47] That's true

[21:41:51] Do we have a magic missile bazooka by any chance

[21:41:55] No, I have a switch paint

[21:42:06] Mckinigal are sitting at the bottom of the hour chainsaws. So

[21:42:13] What what what the plan we let work and Mckinkel kind of do their thing

[21:42:20] They move into the bridge and then we have Oscar with the Tommy good

[21:42:29] What a fucking roller coaster of a day

[21:42:39] Move up and then move back

[21:42:45] all right

[21:42:51] trust me i have extensive experience defending castles

[21:42:55] greetings my friends, we are master defense here

[21:42:57] yeah the latter, yeah

[21:42:59] and then we kill them instantly

[21:43:02] with no opportunity for them to fight back

[21:43:05] they have no opportunity to fight back

[21:43:08] now we're smart people

[21:43:12] where the fuck should i go?

[21:43:13] and then when they open up, they'll just be ready to defend you

[21:43:16] defend you get through? oh yeah

[21:43:18] I would just be ready because you'll just be busting and then they just there was a lot of them when I went outside

[21:43:24] Don't go to the front of the ladder, okay

[21:43:27] I don't want to shoot you. I'm taking up my magic missile

[21:43:32] I'll end at the top

[21:43:34] Hey y'all if they throw us

[21:43:39] Okay, okay, all right, that's gonna work that's gonna work

[21:43:49] Actually

[21:43:51] All right, all right, it's actually working. It's actually working

[21:43:57] Take their shit hold on let me take a gun so I can help get this stuff. I got it. I got it

[21:44:06] All right

[21:44:12] Yeah, we are it's pretty good actually you want to come up here it's actually working really well

[21:44:21] Yeah

[21:44:42] Yeah, they got a lot of fucking guns

[21:44:45] That was like there's like lemons

[21:44:48] And this was the last day

[21:44:50] you should have called and done an ambassador mission first you feel that

[21:44:54] on this boy you had your opportunity to join our kingdom

[21:44:58] it's his fault

[21:45:01] hey get the chain saws were what was working I think yeah that was the

[21:45:08] yeah that's right you are my chainsaw oh you already got it no I got took one

[21:45:14] of their guns yeah me too man well no not our magic

[21:45:18] You're going to my...

[21:45:20] My lord.

[21:45:22] Hey, don't get lazy yet.

[21:45:24] I don't want anything. I got a sword.

[21:45:26] Yeah, he doesn't drop his sword, dog. You're the king.

[21:45:30] Yeah, Fingal, you should have seen the dog. It really worked.

[21:45:33] I'm kind of sad I missed it.

[21:45:35] You actually shook me.

[21:45:37] It was the most insane things I've ever seen.

[21:45:39] Hey, this guy was right. Yo, Mckingle, he was actually right.

[21:45:42] Thank you. I'm the real inquisitor in Prince.

[21:45:46] He does not make sure everybody knows this was my idea. It was a great

[21:45:54] great great defense about it. I think this is like a penetrable and shit.

[21:45:59] Why do they keep coming? I don't know. I hate to find a wizard staff. Quick.

[21:46:04] Why do you think we're walking in the wrong barrel?

[21:46:08] We're walking in the wrong barrel. Did you want me to kill you? Hello, Burton?

[21:46:13] Someone's coming down here. Hey, just come on down. It's okay

[21:46:19] Yo

[21:46:27] Are you coughing them I'm gonna drink your

[21:46:35] That should stop the bleeding for a little bit. I think we've actually

[21:46:38] We've worked it off the baseball. I didn't think they just keep dropping down like that. Yeah, that was amazing

[21:46:47] I think they thought they were the ones shooting.

[21:46:49] So they just kept coming down.

[21:46:52] There's another body over here.

[21:46:57] You should probably pick them up.

[21:46:59] Yeah, it took them too long.

[21:47:01] Alright, dog.

[21:47:05] No, dog. They got changed.

[21:47:08] No, dog. No, they're not.

[21:47:11] He sees them.

[21:47:13] They're not good at all.

[21:47:15] You want anything, all of them?

[21:47:17] and all of them are in everything in the world.

[21:47:20] Should I grab some shit?

[21:47:22] Yeah, grab a fuckwit.

[21:47:23] Yeah, I mean, because they got like Kevlar vest and shit.

[21:47:26] They're ancient weapons.

[21:47:27] They're long bones.

[21:47:29] Yeah, that's more like it.

[21:47:31] I took your shortbow and your longbow.

[21:47:33] Thank you very much.

[21:47:34] Hey, grab provisions, dog.

[21:47:36] Yeah, something I am going to...

[21:47:38] Burn?

[21:47:39] I was tired.

[21:47:43] What about these GPS watches?

[21:47:45] I mean, these scrying watches.

[21:47:47] Yeah, that could be good, too.

[21:47:49] They good probably

[21:47:52] Sure

[21:47:55] Medical tips on them

[21:47:57] This guy might have money

[21:48:00] Yo, this guy is seven hundred dollars

[21:48:03] Yo, we have to pilot's license

[21:48:07] Yo

[21:48:10] You can go by

[21:48:12] yeah the king

[21:48:16] was a car someone in to be the chain to hold her here's what we need to do we

[21:48:20] need to move these bodies backwards so that when the police inevitably take more

[21:48:24] ground they don't just immediately get these people oh yeah where do you want

[21:48:30] us to take them all right hold the line and shit dog we should also

[21:48:41] hey some of you guys put on some of that clothing but they don't know who to

[21:48:45] shoot when coming down yo that's a good idea dog hey does anyone have a triple

[21:48:51] x quadruple x long t I could wear yeah I don't think they're gonna fit me out

[21:48:56] from champs

[21:49:12] dungeon let's lock them up we should probably get to the line real quick but

[21:49:19] Yeah, all right let's go cops are pissed. Yeah

[21:49:27] Okay, we have more prisoners hey Fingal this was a good idea

[21:49:36] Yeah

[21:49:39] They don't do it for us they don't do it for us true

[21:49:42] Yeah, that's right. You know you guys can sit in the cells. How do you like it? How do you like it?

[21:49:48] You have the right to die

[21:49:50] So the front line for honor and shit yo one of them wants to talk to Laura Fingal

[21:50:23] Hello, so the phone 2025

[21:50:36] Hey, hold on set him down set him down

[21:50:42] Yeah, we need to get out so they can get my this is fucking stupid Oscar

[21:50:56] Okay, it's happening

[21:51:05] Well, why did you guys breach here knowing that you were gonna die

[21:51:09] because we couldn't nobody was talking it was a massacre man it was a

[21:51:15] scary drop in town you didn't pay you didn't pay

[21:51:19] burn paper finger demand wishes to speak with you okay look for the ladder

[21:51:26] little thing I so this tunnel this fucking ladder tunnel we've been trying

[21:51:33] to make contact with the top of it for like 10 15 minutes we cannot hear you

[21:51:37] You cannot hear us so people came down the ladder. Yo, this one got a flashlight landed on a fucking

[21:51:46] And now we got a whole bunch of people who need medical what the three chains all

[21:51:54] There's about to be like 15 grenades that get thrown down this ladder

[21:52:07] Listen y'all are gonna get your shit pushed in later anyway cause you just fucking robbed a bunch of law enforcement officers

[21:52:12] So we're gonna get the officers to get them

[21:52:16] I never shot a gun with medical

[21:52:20] I'm gonna be honest dog

[21:52:22] Our motives are political

[21:52:24] We're trying to motherfucking succeed and make a new motherfucking thing of their nation and shit yo

[21:52:29] And so far it's working

[21:52:30] It's me Mike Block

[21:52:31] I've escaped the police three times today

[21:52:33] FINGAL LOOK I FINALLY GOT THAT REVOLVER THAT YOU PROMISED TO GIVE ME BACK AT KO ILYN I JUST FOUND IT ON THAT NIGHT TOOP

[21:52:39] That's great word

[21:52:40] And FINGAL LOOK I FINALLY GOT THAT HAT I ALWAYS WANTED

[21:52:43] If I poke my mother for her you gonna shoot me?

[21:52:46] Nope! ZIGGLE!

[21:52:47] No!

[21:52:48] I'm coming up

[21:52:51] Alright, come on

[21:52:52] Oh my god

[21:52:53] My leaves, my leaves

[21:52:54] This is not a good idea man

[21:52:56] You have advices for this

[21:52:58] I'll go

[21:52:59] No, no, no, you got the Tommy's missiles

[21:53:03] One true true the last thing I heard him say it's a messa

[21:53:24] Yeah, he would do that if they give us free passage for this

[21:53:27] The sorcerer come up as well.

[21:53:29] I don't know. No, no, no.

[21:53:31] No, sorcerer you gotta stay down here.

[21:53:33] Hey, fuck it, I'll live down here. I'll give a fuck.

[21:53:35] Well, if Fingal doesn't come back, who wants to be the new king?

[21:53:39] Me, me, me, me.

[21:53:40] Well, Mathingo's next in line.

[21:53:42] Mathingo's prince.

[21:53:44] Fingal, do you want to be the new king if Fingal dance all this out?

[21:53:48] Yes, but I think we should leave in Fingal first.

[21:53:51] Yeah, of course.

[21:53:52] I've always believed in Fingal.

[21:53:54] Just a master whisper so it's my plan to make you a contingency.

[21:53:58] I'm a little steamer.

[21:53:59] Have a cigar.

[21:54:01] And I'm Mike Block.

[21:54:03] And are you a steamer?

[21:54:04] Yeah, I'm Mike Block.

[21:54:09] Everybody's got a celebratory cigar.

[21:54:11] These new nerds are way cooler than the old ones.

[21:54:15] What do you mean nerds?

[21:54:16] The cops?

[21:54:17] Hey, we're looking at the car sales.

[21:54:19] Yeah, you do love that, ass.

[21:54:21] Look at me, I look stupid as hell with this.

[21:54:22] I'm smoking it through my face mask.

[21:54:27] Oh, shit.

[21:54:28] OK, hold on.

[21:54:29] Let me take them off my.

[21:54:30] Yeah, those are premium cigar straight from.

[21:54:32] Maybe we should go check on the prisoners.

[21:54:33] Straight from Southern New York.

[21:54:35] I'm really worried that that the investment

[21:54:36] that helps them out.

[21:54:37] Let's get a prison guard.

[21:54:38] Get them to come.

[21:54:38] I'm worried that the ladies are going to help them up

[21:54:39] while they're in there.

[21:54:40] They're going to mount an inside of town.

[21:54:41] I think most of our med kits in their bandages.

[21:54:43] There's no way.

[21:54:44] Yeah.

[21:54:45] But that lady could have a med kit in her house.

[21:54:46] I'll go check, dog.

[21:54:48] I thought we'd do rubbery.

[21:54:49] We need a prison guard for sure.

[21:54:52] Whoa.

[21:54:58] I don't think this is custom guys. I'm pretty sure that DK MLO is pretty popular MLO site.

[21:55:05] Oh shit, hey. Hands up, people.

[21:55:08] Keep those hands up.

[21:55:10] Hey, why are you helping them up?

[21:55:16] Alright, hey, hey, go ask Mckinkel what we should do, dawg.

[21:55:21] Alright, bear back. What?

[21:55:22] Let's have some saving grace here, okay?

[21:55:25] There we go.

[21:55:25] Before you cock me.

[21:55:26] That's a good way to do it. That's a good way to do it. All right, go ahead. I'm listening

[21:55:44] If you guys came down here, yeah, I would love for all the cops to be dead

[21:55:51] This guy might die

[21:55:56] Yeah, he looks dead.

[21:55:58] OK.

[21:56:02] Can we get these guys unformable?

[21:56:04] Well, hold on.

[21:56:05] Don't you miss you him.

[21:56:07] Is this guy, are you still talking?

[21:56:10] Oh, no.

[21:56:12] Oh, yeah, that sounded like a death rattle.

[21:56:13] Ha ha ha.

[21:56:16] Yeah, I think that the king's negotiating right now.

[21:56:21] For like a prisoner exchange and shit, you know.

[21:56:29] So how's your day going?

[21:56:35] You asking me?

[21:56:37] I guess everybody.

[21:56:39] Oh, wonderful. I guess.

[21:56:41] No one told you to do this.

[21:56:45] Here we go, Pratt! So who's gonna suck the dick?

[21:56:47] Did she betray us?

[21:56:49] Okay, we are negotiating to trade the prisoners.

[21:56:53] Alright.

[21:56:55] Hey, come on, yo. Let's go to the front lines, dawg.

[21:56:59] Come on, yo. You can walk and chill. Let's go, dawg.

[21:57:03] Okay.

[21:57:12] The EMS lady.

[21:57:14] I really believed in you.

[21:57:24] Yeah, that's fucked up BMS lady yo

[21:57:29] Hey, you were gonna be our our apothecary in the kingdom

[21:57:32] Yeah

[21:57:42] Hey bad news yo bad news bad news dog

[21:57:46] The apothecary more fucking betrayed us and was resurrecting the cops. Yeah, that's what I worried about

[21:57:56] This is what we're gonna do we're gonna get them on our feet

[21:57:58] How many purple tickets you're gonna keep them arrested we're gonna sell them back for purple tickets

[21:58:01] Oh, that's good. That's smart. Hey, that's why you're the king. Hey, can her come down hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on y'all

[21:58:09] Do you all mind if I deal with this lady for her insulation?

[21:58:14] We need that we need our last day of this

[21:58:17] In the city Mike. Oh my god. Oh

[21:58:27] Whatever

[21:58:31] Yeah, whatever you're saying your honor

[21:58:45] We have the salons boys

[21:59:09] Trust me, we're gonna get fucking rich off those scratchers, Steve.

[21:59:12] I do need money. I don't have those grenades at all.

[21:59:17] I figured.

[21:59:19] But I would have gotten them if it wasn't for these crazy cops.

[21:59:24] What the hell's going on?

[21:59:26] They breach somehow, dog.

[21:59:28] Oh, shit.

[21:59:53] Well, who?

[21:59:54] You know, where are they?

[21:59:55] Let's see.

[21:59:58] Damn it, there's no time, dog.

[22:00:10] There's some by, uh...

[22:00:12] There's still some around here.

[22:00:14] I've uh, I've got the attackers. They're down nice. Yeah

[22:00:19] Oh

[22:00:20] We're getting so much trouble guys. We're going away for so long. We're so fucked. We're so fucked. No, we're good

[22:00:26] Hey, I just we'll just ask for a block trial and then we'll call the Fingal Dan's to get us out

[22:00:32] There are no Fingal Dan's. I'm the only one. Oh, no, we're fucked. Oh

[22:00:38] Yeah, that's not good. Hey your honor, you might want to pick a gun up yo

[22:00:43] you want it you want a gun me mm-hmm the sword guy you've been drinking you've

[22:00:57] been sipping on too much wine and shit dog I don't think you can hear me no I

[22:01:03] feel like I'm saying shit and not you know it seemed like only half of it

[22:01:07] getting through yeah I said that but it but it did so do you want a gun no

[22:01:16] I have a sword!

[22:01:17] Watch out, watch out!

[22:01:18] Okay.

[22:01:19] You're remarkably close to the ladder, though.

[22:01:22] He has to be...

[22:01:23] He has to be... okay.

[22:01:25] Nice.

[22:01:26] Alright, this is what I'm thinking we're going to do.

[22:01:29] Five tickets for a trooper, seven for a trooper-first class.

[22:01:32] Goddamn, that's pretty good.

[22:01:34] Yeah, nine for corporal, eleven for sergeant.

[22:01:36] Plus two for every rank.

[22:01:37] How much for this?

[22:01:38] It takes so long to get the fucking tickets, though.

[22:01:40] Hey, that guy's trying to be trooper.

[22:01:42] I guarantee you that guy's trying to make him...

[22:01:44] I can see it in his eyes.

[22:01:45] If he makes a move your ticket price hold me out

[22:01:50] Or we could just we could just throw them in the fire

[22:01:57] We like scratching

[22:02:06] He's going to get the medkits

[22:02:08] Hey, if you think about it, cops are kind of walking scratchers because they have money on them.

[22:02:14] That's true.

[22:02:15] That's the king, and we showed you what the king says.

[22:02:19] That's my lead.

[22:02:20] You were right, you were right, scratchers.

[22:02:22] Let's calculate them all together and just give them a flat sum, okay?

[22:02:25] Alright, get a head count.

[22:02:26] But at the same time, I'm getting Burton to say their ranks out loud so they know they're worth.

[22:02:34] Got one up there.

[22:02:35] Hey, good siege defense, yo.

[22:02:38] Very powerful castle you have here sir. Very powerful castle.

[22:02:48] This castle will be filled with cement by tomorrow's dawn.

[22:02:57] Yeah but you know honestly ain't it better to burn out than fade away?

[22:03:01] Yeah. It was nice while we had it.

[22:03:05] Good to have one big hurrah instead of just forgetting about it and never using it again

[22:03:10] Cuz I'm gonna be honest. I probably would have stopped using it in like a day a couple days. Yeah. Yeah, I mean

[22:03:18] It's just doesn't really a little much. It's a little much dog

[22:03:25] I think they said we get we get more if they're if their rank is higher dog, okay

[22:03:30] Well, I think this guy needs some medical treatment. I'm gonna see

[22:03:35] Shooting are you shooting them? It's so fun. I'm sorry

[22:03:40] Yeah, but look at this

[22:03:44] Yeah, but their families don't want the bodies

[22:03:48] Jesus Christ, I mean look at this dog. You gotta try it

[22:03:55] Let me give that a try actually give it a try man. Oh

[22:03:59] Wow, I know right? It's like a stress ball kind of

[22:04:04] Look at this guy, what's he doing?

[22:04:07] So

[22:04:12] My bad my bad

[22:04:14] Hey, okay

[22:04:31] Um rangers are you might be able to get like a

[22:04:37] one one one purple per ranger all right one purple per ranger okay is that subpoena

[22:04:48] yes that's it that's it that's it why am i rangers over how much start just making sure they're

[22:04:54] allowed 20 right captain oh that's pretty good oh my god i'm not oh yeah that guy can i get the

[22:05:01] to help at least cuz I'm not gonna pull

[22:05:06] That's that's money right there

[22:05:09] No

[22:05:11] Yeah, right to my left I've done a pulse on him. We'll be out by morning

[22:05:25] Sorry dog, I just had to shoot your lead

[22:05:31] Fucking dead you are fucking you're twisted dude. I need it. I need real help. Yes, you do like like actual help

[22:05:40] Yeah, oh my okay, you know

[22:05:43] Who just did that right?

[22:05:46] I looked away. Oh, we fuck. I also looked away. I'm scary. Oh my god shit

[22:05:54] Mike

[22:05:56] Mike okay, Mike

[22:06:00] Hey, Jermaine. We might need that first a kid over honestly deserved. I'm not the one that set up the kill box

[22:06:06] There no you guys you guys are fucked up in that you guys

[22:06:13] What about the three people surrounding the ladder with the chainsaw?

[22:06:15] I'm just- I'm just- I'm just-

[22:06:17] Don't participate in this-

[22:06:18] Oh, I did it!

[22:06:19] Yo, watch the bow!

[22:06:21] I actually did it!

[22:06:22] Yeah, so I'm just-

[22:06:23] Go fuck the fucking log, will ya?

[22:06:24] Please, kingdom, we make the rules here.

[22:06:27] Well, I mean-

[22:06:28] What's a bit of a transgression there, Burton?

[22:06:31] I understand it-

[22:06:32] What the fuck?

[22:06:33] You did all of that!

[22:06:35] I was just getting even, cause there are-

[22:06:36] I'm gonna be 10 purple pickets!

[22:06:38] Listen here!

[22:06:39] Mike Block, the world's-

[22:06:39] You are a door-

[22:06:40] ...tooking up your officer, Lord.

[22:06:41] It's more of not it's not because my watch because you fucking did that to me man

[22:06:47] We charge you with what?

[22:06:50] I was just trying to uphold your wishes like y'all were really angry at Mike for shooting them

[22:06:56] Well, am I slainly agitated that he tried to

[22:07:04] Damaging some

[22:07:06] You guys challenge me.

[22:07:07] You guys want to come.

[22:07:09] Oh.

[22:07:09] I don't know.

[22:07:10] He isn't speaking to me.

[22:07:11] You guys should...

[22:07:11] I've tried looking over him.

[22:07:12] You guys can't trust Burton in here anymore.

[22:07:14] He did it to me.

[22:07:15] He'll do it to all of you.

[22:07:16] Well, he's the only cop left.

[22:07:17] And he'll do it to all of you.

[22:07:19] So...

[22:07:20] He may...

[22:07:20] It brings him a good point here.

[22:07:21] Wipe the cops.

[22:07:23] Wipe the cops.

[22:07:24] Wipe the cops.

[22:07:26] Hold on.

[22:07:27] Hold on.

[22:07:27] This guy came in with his gun out,

[22:07:28] and you guys just let him shoot one of us?

[22:07:30] I will say...

[22:07:30] Wipe the cops.

[22:07:32] Do it.

[22:07:34] Finish him.

[22:07:34] You know what you want to do?

[22:07:36] Do it!

[22:07:38] Do it!

[22:07:40] Wipe the cops! Do it!

[22:07:42] They chose violence!

[22:07:44] They chose violence!

[22:07:46] Oh my god!

[22:07:48] Oh my god!

[22:07:50] Mom, I get up on her feet, man.

[22:07:52] How many kids can we get from girl?

[22:07:54] She's helping them out! She's surviving!

[22:07:56] She's surviving!

[22:07:58] Sam, are you a minor?

[22:08:00] I'm the law!

[22:08:02] thanks guys I knew you'd eventually new world get Jason his Adderall wait hold up

[22:08:20] lady can you stand next to Fingal I gotta take this in Fingal this looks

[22:08:27] hard as fuck dog yo hey this looks hard as fuck dog I'm gonna be real this might

[22:08:37] be the hardest shit I'm this might be the hardest shit I've seen in my life

[22:08:40] this might be the hardest shit I've seen in my life I don't know dog damn yo

[22:08:49] this like some renaissance shit dog no purple take it take a picture of us all

[22:08:55] right yeah that shit's hard hey fingle back up and look at it with the throne

[22:09:09] and shit dog I saw I got oh yeah it's hard dog that shit looks hard as fuck

[22:09:15] shit that's hard yo what do we do now damn I'm actually jealous that shit so

[22:09:20] hard what the fuck what do you mean let's go out and rob everyone we own

[22:09:29] everything what do we do with her now we can go take over the hospital and shit

[22:09:34] oh you're so right y'all want to go siege the hospital later just like we

[22:09:40] always leave her to spread what happened here today where's where's burdens

[22:09:44] all right let's go now me to take a little bit of merchant dust from your

[22:09:48] Yeah, let's rob all of them and put it all on black

[22:10:06] Oh my guys

[22:10:08] The amount of med kits he has

[22:10:20] How do you like it? How do you like it? How do you like it? How do you like it?

[22:10:26] No, we're going to get to you!

[22:10:28] Ow, you missed a lot, it's over the hose lab.

[22:10:31] Don't shoot me, man.

[22:10:33] That is a pinky-ass vest. That's so cool. It blocked all them bullets.

[22:10:36] I'd say what, though? I don't...

[22:10:39] Where's my kingle?

[22:10:41] I don't have anything to be raided, so...

[22:10:43] I guess I could just take that shit.

[22:10:45] Yeah, I don't really care either way.

[22:10:47] McConnell bounced.

[22:10:54] he's like oh yeah come on down come on down come on down we figured it all out

[22:11:15] where's button he's he come on down come on down man come on down sorry just

[22:11:25] come down I think it's fine come on down man yeah I'm alright man come on

[22:11:33] down yeah this yeah this is over dog come on down man you coming come on okay come on

[22:11:48] come on come on come on come on how many more how many more up there put the gun away how many

[22:11:57] more dog be truthful if you up there tell them to all come on down and they can collect their

[22:12:04] bed if that's cool with mckingle and

[22:12:06] fingle because this is their kingdom

[22:12:07] yeah I'm cool with that and maybe we

[22:12:10] just get out of here tell them to all

[22:12:16] come down here dog and y'all can

[22:12:17] come really want to be a king anymore

[22:12:19] I'm gonna fucking take this stupid

[22:12:21] Oh, you're fangirling!

[22:12:23] What are you doing?

[22:12:25] This is not going to be here tomorrow, guys. Don't you see?

[22:12:29] It's not?

[22:12:31] Yeah, they're probably going to demolish this place.

[22:12:33] They're going to put P&P down here and collapse it all.

[22:12:35] Yeah.

[22:12:37] We're never going to see a ladder again!

[22:12:39] Well, hey! Mine's going to go out with a bang!

[22:12:41] Oh, no! Yeah!

[22:12:43] Yeah!

[22:12:45] Yeah!

[22:12:47] Come on, everybody.

[22:12:49] First

[22:12:54] You gotta use the sword thingal lead the charge

[22:13:05] I'm dying with a castle. All right

[22:13:18] No more guys shit's about to get real out there

[22:13:29] Alright boys this is it. As the as the night commander I say we just run out there.

[22:13:37] Oh it's like uh bush casting a Sundance kid.

[22:13:41] Or just like John Mastin. Wait is this, do we get an overwatch up here?

[22:13:45] Stop stop stop stop. Get down here. Get down here monkey.

[22:13:49] Yeah? You guys save me yo. I'll leave the charge.

[22:13:56] No no wait wait wait, this is not the right time.

[22:13:58] You guys save me I'll leave the charge.

[22:14:00] That's not the workout, that's not really good, that's the addict.

[22:14:03] Well the addict's nice, maybe you could at least keep that, I mean, this thing.

[22:14:08] Honestly, this house ain't even without the castle.

[22:14:11] Boys, it was fun, yo, see you on the other side, see you back in the fire pit, but the

[22:14:17] one on the outside probably.

[22:14:19] Like the real fire pit.

[22:14:20] Fire into the frying pan.

[22:14:21] I think we just gotta charge, go, go, go, go!

[22:14:28] There's a helicopter.

[22:14:29] Take me with you if you can!

[22:14:47] That really might be it!

[22:14:53] That really actually might be it!

[22:15:00] Take me with you if you can!

[22:15:02] Get him, we need to get him to the hospital!

[22:15:04] Well, I think someone has a med kit!

[22:15:07] We've seen some shit, right?

[22:15:08] I've got about 12, let's just get him somewhere safe.

[22:15:10] Good.

[22:15:12] That was really just, it was really just one guy!

[22:15:14] Fingo, you wanna get in?

[22:15:15] Like yeah, this is awesome. We won we won finger. We come this is awesome. What do you mean? This is great on

[22:15:24] Look at all the Pogs

[22:15:33] I think you're doing one of these we're to try we're taking up like to the house gone

[22:15:38] I hear a helicopter by the way. We should really get out of here

[22:15:48] something like this before should I go to sand here all clips what do you want hey

[22:15:52] just give me some med kids who gives a fuck

[22:15:54] I'm too fucking jealous

[22:15:56] they got like 10 of me and shit in those

[22:15:59] ewww

[22:16:00] hey that helicopter is following us

[22:16:04] we really just wiped the PD

[22:16:06] I mean we could just shoot that fucker down

[22:16:08] yeah you could

[22:16:10] you going to the dancin?

[22:16:12] yeah

[22:16:15] That was always much more modest the danshee, you know a little castle

[22:16:20] Yeah, I think you jumped the shark. I'm not sure if I jumped it. What do you mean?

[22:16:33] I don't think Mckinkel is gonna leave that place. He's probably

[22:16:42] Collapsing on him. Yeah

[22:16:44] Hello

[22:16:46] Honestly, it's nice to see pets on the other side of the compound.

[22:16:49] Oh, shit.

[22:16:49] Yeah, my whole chat's like, you know what?

[22:16:51] I'm starting to get it, actually.

[22:16:53] I'm in hospital first, but we'll put it in the car.

[22:16:54] I'm actually kind of starting to get it.

[22:16:56] Wait, maybe we should.

[22:16:56] I don't want to go to the mansion,

[22:16:57] because I want to go to bed.

[22:16:59] I'm tired.

[22:17:01] How can you go to bed after killing 20 people?

[22:17:04] Well, it's good.

[22:17:04] You're just going to go to bed?

[22:17:06] Fucking, I don't know.

[22:17:07] I'm on an adrenaline rush.

[22:17:08] Yo, I'm going to go kill more.

[22:17:10] Well, the problem is, man, I'm going to be killing more.

[22:17:12] I'm blood thirsty now, though.

[22:17:14] Yeah, no, I'm just gonna like normal people.

[22:17:17] You just wanna go to the hospital and start shooting people?

[22:17:19] Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna tell them John Stim, John Stim's failed.

[22:17:24] I'm your mayor now, dog.

[22:17:25] Yeah, well, you can tell him every single police officer in the-

[22:17:28] Wait, is fucking Frat Tony awake?

[22:17:31] Oh yeah, let's take a-

[22:17:32] Oh yeah!

[22:17:33] Yeah, let's take a-

[22:17:34] We might have some unfinished business.

[22:17:38] Get, get him, we'll touch him.

[22:17:39] I'll pull over someone's-

[22:17:40] Oh yeah, get him, try to get her to-

[22:17:41] Get me up, just pull over somewhere and get me up.

[22:17:44] dog you get in touch with fat Tony let me know we're gonna shoot this fucking

[22:17:49] helicopter out of the guy there too yeah all right let's go do it I guess

[22:17:53] first cuz I got a rifle yeah I've got you got your fat Tony's number you might

[22:17:59] be asleep he was something real time last time yeah let's do this actual

[22:18:05] game DLC purple wipes tomorrow I feel like we're the gunners now yeah I mean we

[22:18:14] killed every single police officer so who's gonna go don't want to shoot

[22:18:19] I have right up on boss I don't know if I don't overbolt to reach that maybe also I'd

[22:18:26] like to say that my think my king was burning all of them last I saw he was

[22:18:29] not the fire pit no bringing them one by one to the fire

[22:18:35] Oh my god.

[22:18:37] You don't want me to whip this bitch?

[22:18:39] Yeah, get us to the dancin'.

[22:18:41] Oscar, get in quick!

[22:18:43] Is the door open?

[22:18:45] Okay.

[22:18:47] Oh, I hit top cost.

[22:18:49] Wow, that really went 0 to 100.

[22:18:51] You guys would tell me, like, oh, he wants slow burn.

[22:18:53] Yeah.

[22:18:55] We hit the red in here.

[22:18:57] That was the red one.

[22:18:59] Wait, Fingal Dan said he wanted slow burn?

[22:19:01] Fingal Dan, I was like, can we kill people?

[22:19:03] You kept telling me no

[22:19:07] I think it's better to go out in a burst of glory like that

[22:19:11] Yeah, no that was that was good

[22:19:13] What was the earlier word was people just coming down to swear allegiance and then people were saying let's just shoot them in the head

[22:19:18] Well, that was me. I was saying yeah, that's awesome

[22:19:21] No, no, no, we want to take them to war against the cause. I'm the master of whispers

[22:19:25] That's what I have to do because strife in the kingdom

[22:19:29] You think the national guard gonna get deployed on our ass

[22:19:37] They actually might have to deploy like a specialized SWAT team again, it's because what do we, what do they do?

[22:19:42] Oh yeah, where was all the SWAT people?

[22:19:45] There was like a million SWAT people earlier giving traffic tickets. Where the fuck were they for that?

[22:19:49] Yeah.

[22:19:50] I think they're busy shooting innocent civilians in the head for traffic violations.

[22:19:54] Not at all.

[22:19:54] I was burning burning through a grenade sound and nothing happened.

[22:19:57] Well, he was gonna throw grenades down, but they were gonna take it down.

[22:19:59] Those motherfuckers do not have grenades.

[22:20:00] You're in a mullet, Tom.

[22:20:01] You're in a mullet, Tom.

[22:20:01] By the way, because I have seven, I have eighteen.

[22:20:04] Eighteen medkits?

[22:20:05] I don't have any more.

[22:20:06] I put does anyone have any bandages?

[22:20:10] No, the origin had a song. No, I gave mine to

[22:20:16] That helicopter is still falling us. Yo, I'm gonna go fell as dog. What's the helicopter doing?

[22:20:21] Is he like trying to get into the ground like nobody's doing grab some notes in the glovebox by the way guys?

[22:20:30] They're gonna they're gonna get up soon. It's only my king

[22:20:52] You got him? You got him?

[22:20:54] Damn, no, they're still...

[22:20:55] That motherfucker...

[22:20:56] The...

[22:21:00] That motherfucker's up, dawg!

[22:21:11] We got to the top of the Don Don statue before she goes.

[22:21:13] I don't know, where?

[22:21:14] Where? Are you coming?

[22:21:18] I'm gonna get you in here.

[22:21:19] I'm... y'all are heading there.

[22:21:20] We're like...

[22:21:20] Yeah, just be careful, Fingal.

[22:21:22] I heard sirens just now.

[22:21:23] They might be sending wave 2.

[22:21:25] I think there may have been a DM at whatever.

[22:21:27] We're not scared of that.

[22:21:28] Oh wait, if you guys get to the hill

[22:21:29] and master the danshing,

[22:21:30] you can shoot down the helicopter.

[22:21:31] Well, they knew the layout of the dungeon,

[22:21:33] but they don't know the layout of here.

[22:21:34] We all had to go there to hear before the dancing the thing about the dancing is they never expect us to go back to it

[22:21:41] So it's actually like the perfect plan. Yeah. Yeah

[22:21:44] All right, I'm hanging up work. Okay. I'll be there in a minute

[22:21:48] Yeah, this shit's pretty hard

[22:21:51] It's modest. It's modest, but you know

[22:21:54] Have rooms downstairs upstairs. Do we not get through to that Tony by the way? No, I mean, I don't have this number

[22:22:03] I'm gonna hear about this in the paper

[22:22:05] I'm gonna have a costume and an angle in that

[22:22:11] That bitch is up high dog

[22:22:13] Yo that bitch is up high as fuck dog

[22:22:15] Up to the hill

[22:22:17] It's up way up there

[22:22:19] Bro that shit is high

[22:22:21] They're scared of us, they're scared

[22:22:23] Oh

[22:22:28] Fingle, you've done it again

[22:22:30] That's probably the craziest thing

[22:22:34] You've done it again Fingle Dan

[22:22:36] I really don't think I've done anything as crazy as this

[22:22:38] I don't think wiping the entire

[22:22:40] wiping the entire pd of some we do before

[22:22:44] and never make it this far

[22:22:46] usually get on

[22:22:47] it's got it does kind of a feeling like what what now

[22:22:51] yeah i think that i've never been in the situation like i thought it was what they felt

[22:22:57] i think they started to complain about stuff afterwards

[22:23:02] like that they

[22:23:03] like they didn't die fast enough

[22:23:06] That's how far they school year

[22:23:10] Well, we can maybe go to the PD and just start doing pop ops now

[22:23:14] Yeah, we're the cops

[22:23:16] The PD and just start executing people. Yeah, maybe do I want to get someone 600 months

[22:23:26] They go look what you're like these people need leaders

[22:23:29] They're trying to go to the P. Yeah, I'll take a room. It goes no leader

[22:23:32] I do whatever my boss single Dan tells me to do. We're staying at the dance

[22:23:37] You're trying to go to the PD and execute people inside of it

[22:23:46] Maybe let's flip a coin

[22:23:48] I thought it would be funnier if like we're going to prison.

[22:23:50] Hey, I'm going to the PDA as we stay here.

[22:23:53] Here it comes.

[22:23:54] No, we get the list in the Fingal because I'm a little bit of a scholar.

[22:23:56] Oh, that is dangerous.

[22:23:57] All right.

[22:23:58] Well, you got the list of other coin.

[22:24:00] Hey, I'll take a room.

[22:24:02] You want to live with Shepard and Millie and Jason?

[22:24:05] Or do you want to live with me?

[22:24:06] Or do you want to live with Fingal?

[22:24:07] Or do you want to live with Joe?

[22:24:09] Yeah, Shepard the cock lives here in the cock chair.

[22:24:11] Well, there's a pile of shit on that bed, so.

[22:24:15] Hey, this beatbag chair, though.

[22:24:18] That's the cut-off chair where you cut yourself by watching.

[22:24:20] That's how you do it.

[22:24:21] You have to be able to give me some sort of story.

[22:24:23] That don't look like Grimmie.

[22:24:24] All right.

[22:24:24] I usually don't have shit, but yeah.

[22:24:26] Just give me a heavy pistol.

[22:24:27] OK, I tried shooting, but it's cool revolver.

[22:24:31] Did someone give me a heavy pistol?

[22:24:32] No, you're probably.

[22:24:33] No.

[22:24:34] I don't give it like anything we don't.

[22:24:35] I'm going to go store shit.

[22:24:36] Yeah.

[22:24:39] Oh, look at all this money.

[22:24:42] No, don't take that.

[22:24:43] That's my, like, a door gas.

[22:24:44] I don't know what I'm going to use there.

[22:24:46] They're going to raid you, right?

[22:24:48] I'm going to run them likely.

[22:24:49] all yet our world one of prison for like two thousand months

[22:24:53] and i think i had a lot of complex actually

[22:24:56] and i don't know if i'm going to pause all this to happen

[22:25:00] there ain't no gunshot residue on these hands

[22:25:03] i bet you guys want that probably won't do anything

[22:25:04] maybe they'll make us personally fill that in

[22:25:07] and give us like a labor sentence

[22:25:10] we might be getting a life sentence for what we did

[22:25:13] nah we good oh yeah one of those cops was dead also

[22:25:18] Yeah, I shot him 20 times in the head.

[22:25:21] I was even going to fight.

[22:25:22] Ranger, we melted.

[22:25:23] The king came up with that plan.

[22:25:24] Oh, God, God, Tim's.

[22:25:27] God, Tim's is not even a thing anymore, man.

[22:25:30] Yeah, he got no time.

[22:25:31] He's in the fire pit.

[22:25:31] Well, you know, if they never find his body,

[22:25:34] is it really murder, yo?

[22:25:36] That's true.

[22:25:37] Probably.

[22:25:39] Probably not.

[22:25:39] It is.

[22:25:39] What do you mean?

[22:25:40] Yeah, it probably is.

[22:25:43] Or is it?

[22:25:45] I don't think it is.

[22:25:46] I got an idea, yo, with I, here's what we're gonna do, dog.

[22:25:50] When we get caught, let's ask for a bench trial

[22:25:54] in the castle.

[22:25:55] Wow, that's an idea.

[22:25:58] Yeah.

[22:25:59] Yeah.

[22:26:00] Yeah, y'all.

[22:26:01] That's gonna work out.

[22:26:02] And then, when the lawyers come down the ladder.

[22:26:05] So we know when the answer is coming.

[22:26:08] All right.

[22:26:10] Demo poker, y'all got any grub in this bitch?

[22:26:13] Yeah, you need some cool food.

[22:26:14] Check the kitchen.

[22:26:15] Check the kitchen.

[22:26:16] want some like oh let me get some like spicy

[22:26:20] bulgogi dog or something oh yeah I've got throw down on a roast

[22:26:26] I'm gonna wait this one out

[22:26:33] I want some bulgogi

[22:26:37] you're tired man you're tired hey I don't know how you can be tired I'm all I

[22:26:41] gotta drink yeah me too I'm gonna like kill I'm

[22:26:46] blood thirsty don't I feel like me to me it's like you kill the whole pd like

[22:26:52] yeah that's just Tuesday you know we be killing no we don't do that shit oh this

[22:26:56] is your time this is like a life time thing yeah we usually get fucked now

[22:27:01] I'm saying we're not doing it where's our next kill box gonna be at boys

[22:27:12] You can wait for them to tell them all about getting their gear back.

[22:27:15] What do we do this every day?

[22:27:16] We're just roll over to five times a week for two years.

[22:27:20] At 7 p.m. at 7 p.m.

[22:27:22] At 7 p.m. every day, we kill one person in the in the basement of the place

[22:27:27] and kill every person that comes down. Yes. Oh, yes.

[22:27:31] Yes, it's like fishing.

[22:27:33] I think I know I think no police would wake up ever.

[22:27:37] And then well, that's when we really win.

[22:27:38] Yeah, you're right. I mean all that matters. This is the I don't even know they were mad.

[22:27:46] They were upset and mad and they were screaming at me. I get it. What they say to you found

[22:27:50] proof but they were calling me stupid and yelling at me and tell me just a fuck. Oh come on

[22:27:54] dog. You're not stupid. No, they're right. They're dead. They're stupid. I mean I was

[22:28:01] with them. They were really not happy down there. Really? Oh yeah. They were the prisoners.

[22:28:05] really called you stupid you know you know what i'm not happy when i got arrested either

[22:28:09] fingo can you believe this he called me a yes man which one you yeah i called you a

[22:28:15] my guy that the guy that i we killed like the movie oh burton yeah bernie said i'm just nothing

[22:28:21] but a yes man epic movie yeah jim carrey yeah jim carrey so fun i got blisters on my fingers

[22:28:28] Yeah. Yeah. Can you believe that?

[22:28:33] I don't even know what that means.

[22:28:35] I bet I don't know.

[22:28:36] He's calling me a follower and I agree with him.

[22:28:38] That's the joke.

[22:28:38] What do you know?

[22:28:39] Well, yeah, I know what single tells me to do.

[22:28:41] Yeah, of course.

[22:28:42] I just do whatever anyone says.

[22:28:44] I do. He's all day.

[22:28:45] He's no worry.

[22:28:47] Out of all the stories that most like, like he's a loose cannon.

[22:28:50] That's what you guys think.

[22:28:51] Mckinkel is doing right now.

[22:28:53] Really?

[22:28:55] Really, he might be one by one putting them in the fire pit.

[22:28:58] I think this is a movie.

[22:29:00] He would do that.

[22:29:01] If this is a movie, it would do the whole credits

[22:29:03] and then cut back to him stood there with the chainsaw.

[22:29:05] So I said, look at the ladder.

[22:29:06] I'm telling you, I bet he's just going to wander around those halls

[22:29:08] with the chainsaw numbers.

[22:29:10] Should we give him a ring?

[22:29:11] No.

[22:29:12] I do have a number of what you want to know about leaving him

[22:29:16] and just letting him get obliterated.

[22:29:18] He wanted to stay one.

[22:29:19] He said, I'm going to go down with the castle.

[22:29:21] You ever seen the last crusade, Indiana Jones?

[22:29:25] What's that though? What's what is that night at the end? He's you know, garden that's over like the ridge of years

[22:29:29] That's him. That's true. Well, he's not picking up. So

[22:29:37] I'm gonna let you guys know as well the next time a cop sees any of us

[22:29:41] They're not gonna say anything to us just so we are just gonna shot it is gonna actually be on site

[22:29:51] Also guys before you

[22:29:55] Before all of this when I was getting out when I was escaping the courtroom with

[22:30:00] Bosco, he did not sound thrilled that I had another cop hostage and was telling him to unlock the door

[22:30:09] That was even before all of this

[22:30:14] For the walls you think it's funny you did it just for the law

[22:30:19] I don't know it was one of the I don't know

[22:30:25] It's really funny. It's coming down

[22:30:30] For the laws. Oh, yeah, you just do this for the law. You think it's real funny wait not time for the laws

[22:30:34] That's he was saying to me

[22:30:37] He was mad, you know people don't respect me so they say anything

[22:30:44] You look like the motherfucking um damn what's his name from New Vegas the

[22:30:50] I'm feeling like an MCR Ranger right now.

[22:30:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who's uh, who's wife got,

[22:30:55] it's in slow, there's some, oh, boom.

[22:30:57] Yeah, you do kind of a little bit.

[22:30:59] You guys want me to go on the roof and kill someone

[22:31:01] if you take your hat off?

[22:31:03] Sure. Sure.

[22:31:05] All right.

[22:31:09] Well, who do we have to kill?

[22:31:10] We've killed them all.

[22:31:11] They might not come here.

[22:31:13] That's what I think is happening.

[22:31:14] I think they killed the Kindles somehow.

[22:31:18] I think they're sitting there.

[22:31:19] Mounting up an army right now to come to the Danche and either that or they just don't want to know what I think is happening

[22:31:25] I think they're like finger dance a shit Lord. I'm going 42

[22:31:33] That's that's what I think is happening. I'm supposed to walk away from this

[22:31:40] This would have never happened

[22:31:42] I agreed to work with us

[22:31:44] I want to kill them when they get here to open the hospital everyone say hi to sabaton 2025

[22:31:51] I don't put any ACP damn we're pieces of shit

[22:31:58] I'm getting a vibe right now. This is like I'm getting like a post-nut clarity like that's

[22:32:03] fucked up this is fucked up I just wanted to do that what the fuck did we do that

[22:32:08] Why didn't they charge okay?

[22:32:29] See how many hours of great

[22:32:38] I used to fucking love your arm. I only have one reload left

[22:32:43] The vibe with that helicopter above us is giving me back. This was too far

[22:32:49] This is all I want 100% agree this got taken too far. I'm just gonna check for the window on but you know, hey

[22:33:01] Yeah, I

[22:33:04] Don't know though, but they did kind of

[22:33:07] It's no one's fault

[22:33:12] Because the stuff with Sims and I was one I mean that's just RP right

[22:33:23] Okay, we get to keep the dungeon

[22:33:26] I mean, that's true. It was a 13 alpha. It's not like they were just gonna talk to us

[22:33:31] You know what guys? Hey, don't feel bad because they were there because those medics went down

[22:33:36] It's not like they were just gonna talk

[22:33:38] Yeah, we were getting shot in the face

[22:33:41] Yeah, they had guns dog. They weren't just gonna talk to us

[22:33:45] One after the other that he's kept coming. I don't know about it was scary. I was gonna have it come in

[22:33:51] Yeah, Bert Bert. You know what? I think we can all agree on that Burton

[22:33:54] If one of them shot me there, they'd all be up on their feet right now, but Burton fucked it up

[22:34:00] That's true. Yep. Hey birds fall birds fall

[22:34:06] We all just agreed this is Burton's fault and it kind of is if you think about it

[22:34:10] the phone for coffee. It's Sabine. Hello, Sabine. Yo, what's up, Sabine? Hey, I hear something.

[22:34:15] Yeah, bring once his bulgogi back. I want my bulgogi. Hey, hey, yo, I'm here at something.

[22:34:21] They're coming for us. They're coming for us. We got your jokes.

[22:34:25] Oh, gosh. Who put that police barricade outside? Oh, that was me. Hey, you're gonna need

[22:34:29] a warrant for bulgogi. I'm telling you this right now?

[22:34:33] Yeah. Want the kitty ear bag or we're coming to get it? No, no, no. See, why do y'all

[22:34:38] Making it worse dog

[22:34:46] Now I don't feel bad anymore

[22:35:04] Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[22:35:08] We don't feel bad anymore, we don't feel bad anymore.

[22:35:11] Come and get us, come and get us.

[22:35:14] Alright, come get your guns, bitch, fuck you guys.

[22:35:17] We're in single dance mansion right now.

[22:35:20] Alright, fuck right now.

[22:35:22] You know we're here.

[22:35:23] You know we're here.

[22:35:24] That was a distraction.

[22:35:25] Always, this is it.

[22:35:26] They're moving in.

[22:35:27] They're moving in.

[22:35:28] Alright, everybody.

[22:35:29] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[22:35:31] Very cool, Mike.

[22:35:32] Holy shit.

[22:35:33] Oh, shit.

[22:35:34] I don't think I can pour it in.

[22:35:36] Oh, that's funny.

[22:35:37] The king was here.

[22:35:38] He would have a great battle plan.

[22:35:40] He was definitely dead.

[22:35:42] He got a secondary gun or anything?

[22:35:44] I got a.

[22:35:45] It's good.

[22:35:46] I got this one.

[22:35:47] That's it.

[22:35:48] Any ammo for it?

[22:35:50] Yes.

[22:35:51] Do you have anything that takes nine now?

[22:35:53] No.

[22:35:54] Hey, where's the windows you can shoot through?

[22:35:57] Every gun for Oscar.

[22:35:58] Yes.

[22:35:59] I don't think you can.

[22:36:00] Oh, a secondary.

[22:36:01] No, they're very bulletproof.

[22:36:03] Oh, shit.

[22:36:04] This is it guys the battle

[22:36:10] Let's let's leave a note here that just says we're back at the lander

[22:36:21] Yeah, you got a lot of cops coming we know really everyone are you coming to the fed really

[22:36:34] It brams the Sandy shores hospital and every single one filed out into cars

[22:36:48] Barb's here

[22:37:01] Here take this gun

[22:37:04] red

[22:37:05] i'm mic block

[22:37:06] this is mic block

[22:37:07] we saved them from boredom

[22:37:08] take that gun we're gonna shoot the cops when they come in here

[22:37:11] okay

[22:37:12] bob you missed the biggest shoot out they've ever had

[22:37:14] i'm at that bronze gun

[22:37:15] i killed like nine cops

[22:37:16] let's take it

[22:37:17] what is this

[22:37:18] what is the lock in

[22:37:19] are you sure

[22:37:20] i know they came down

[22:37:21] i mean i'd rather just shoot them in the head

[22:37:23] yeah i'd rather just shoot them in the head

[22:37:25] what if what happens is that you could kill them all in a small hole

[22:37:29] uh i guess then we go to little soul

[22:37:31] fuck i'd have that going to me

[22:37:33] Wait, I know where my dragon still is. Do you guys want to evacuate to the dragon?

[22:37:38] Goodbye, Jermaine.

[22:37:39] Bye, Jermaine.

[22:37:40] It's so long.

[22:37:41] We gotta hold this down, right?

[22:37:43] Who's hungry? So, could it be Bo-Gogi? He wants it back.

[22:37:46] Me, me, me, I'll eat it, I'll eat it.

[22:37:48] I'm hungry.

[22:37:49] Yeah, let's split some of this Bo-Gogi up. You let him know.

[22:37:52] Good shit.

[22:37:54] It could happen again.

[22:37:56] We could pull off the double back-to-back championship.

[22:38:00] Have we ever fought up in here? I always just leave the other side.

[22:38:03] We had one fight, but it was a fight. It was a blow off and that's the one where I walked out

[22:38:09] You guys were executing hostages for no good reason

[22:38:12] To be fair guys that they've Savine didn't really seem that mad

[22:38:19] Are there so they don't shoot the doors open all my guns away?

[22:38:22] Do we know are the windows bulletproof? I don't know. We probably shouldn't fight

[22:38:26] Joe come here. Let me shoot the ball here

[22:38:29] Yeah, they're bulletproof. Thanks for the bagolgi

[22:38:36] I think it takes 45 and just watch out for now about

[22:38:50] Get to the courthouse and hand in these purple tickets and get back here in time for the

[22:39:02] Fight on the streets to the courthouse like

[22:39:06] reference yeah, but

[22:39:11] tickets dog we got to do

[22:39:20] Now we don't driving cuz I'm I got a you the best driver

[22:39:27] It's not gonna be driving when they see us oh, you're not wrong

[22:39:33] I'm getting what do you think? Oh, who do you want?

[22:39:35] We're gonna do the scratch off ticket challenge

[22:39:38] Hey someone left a finger on this yo

[22:39:41] Yeah, you have to finger the seat, come on guys

[22:39:42] And then I follow us dog

[22:39:45] You know I know one thing for show

[22:39:53] We should probably just all plead guilty if we get caught

[22:39:56] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[22:39:58] Or, oh, yeah

[22:40:00] Oh my god, that's a good one

[22:40:02] That's a good one, that's a good one

[22:40:04] Good thing that we love

[22:40:06] Hey the cops are literally shooting at us, they are

[22:40:08] Oh, that's really bad. That's okay. You got great angle. Come on. I got like I got like ten winners on me

[22:40:16] God we might we might do it again. I don't think anyone got hit and also all the tires are fine

[22:40:27] I don't think

[22:40:30] You didn't they got the others all right, so how are we doing this finger? Are you gonna just run in or I?

[22:40:37] I can't really run right are you just gonna waddle in yeah

[22:40:43] I'm thirsty

[22:40:48] And also the go I'm pretty slow regardless you still got go. Oh, yeah big time

[22:40:55] Big gal guy. Oh, yeah, I got guy. I have a great surgeon. I put you in touch with him

[22:41:04] I think there is a helicopter on the dog. I kind of fucking hear it. Yo, I saw it

[22:41:09] It was it was following us. Oh, yeah. So they're calling this channel. I think it's staying like a right above us. Yeah

[22:41:14] Do you want to lose them?

[22:41:17] Or do you want to go to the the problem of the courthouse is they're damn. Let's fucking lose them. God

[22:41:23] Yeah, we'll shake them real quick. Yo. Oh, yeah, I see them. They're like that had a cover. Yeah. I'll watch this

[22:41:33] We'll lose them

[22:41:34] We're gonna go through here into the Union depository and then in the tunnel. We're just gonna switch to another car

[22:41:40] dog all that's just leave this piece of shit hey this is my truck from earlier

[22:41:55] where I did it earlier yeah I did the shit earlier

[22:42:05] Yeah, there you go now. I just watch this

[22:42:28] Well, you all want to just shoot him

[22:42:32] We should we should just stop and shoot okay, I don't have a gun just a sword. I do I think they trying to shoot our tire

[22:42:39] No, he's scared. He's oh, yeah, no, he to the thing

[22:42:45] Let's just maybe go back to the tension. Yeah, they're not gonna do this

[22:42:51] Hey Joe

[22:42:54] Because they got everyone on us

[22:43:04] Okay, when you go home, they're all the hill shooting guys with guns

[22:43:09] Let's go to Little Soul.

[22:43:15] Little Soul, guys.

[22:43:19] Yeah, you know what? Let's go to Little Soul.

[22:43:22] Yeah, fuckin' dog.

[22:43:24] Where's Little Soul?

[22:43:26] The cubby dude.

[22:43:28] The fiddledan cubby.

[22:43:30] You know where that is worth?

[22:43:32] I don't know this lore.

[22:43:34] The fiddledan cubby. You know where that is worth?

[22:43:36] Oh

[22:43:47] They were ready to unload

[22:43:51] No, it's a little soul looking at looking your Mac

[22:43:59] I think a driver on the police

[22:44:03] It's only three of them

[22:44:06] I don't have an AR's

[22:44:10] Where the fuck are you guys don't hit don't hit don't hit

[22:44:19] Rami

[22:44:26] Yeah, we got a hold here we got a hold here dog take the ladder

[22:44:30] Take the ladder no no no right here right here right here right here just take the ladder if you can

[22:44:33] I'll hold them off go go go I'll hold them off dog. Yeah, so we plead guilty. Yeah

[22:45:25] or but it is kind of burdens fall if you think about it burden took it too far

[22:45:53] there. Oh no. The vibes are not gonna be good yo. So group limits tomorrow? I think maybe

[22:46:32] tomorrow there might be a conversation we had in 3.0 a lot which was should we give

[22:46:37] people custom MLOs for no reason at all. And I think the... I think... No. What's an MLO?

[22:46:53] Like interiors and shit in buildings. What a day. What a run. What a fucking run. Now

[22:47:47] this is how it needed to end. It actually had to just sound like this. I'm in a...

[22:48:02] Feel the worm!

[22:48:04] With five gifted!

[22:48:06] Mr. Mr. Bob Bob!

[22:48:08] This is fair.

[22:48:18] This is fair.

[22:48:20] This is fucking fair.

[22:48:22] Sick with five gifted!

[22:48:27] How many months do I think?

[22:48:29] I bet a thousand.

[22:48:45] Am I still going around tomorrow?

[22:48:47] Probably.

[22:49:30] There's only like 10 cops.

[22:49:32] No, this is good.

[22:49:34] This is good that it just

[22:49:36] this is ending like this

[22:49:40] careful now

[22:49:41] careful

[22:49:43] there we go

[22:49:46] what are we doing

[22:49:48] that

[22:49:52] yes

[22:49:54] in that truck right there

[22:50:03] you're gonna sit you down just for a moment

[22:50:08] seek uh... hiking

[22:50:10] uh...

[22:50:14] no he's not

[22:50:15] I am going to be putting you in handcuffs for the time being.

[22:50:18] The top 20 subs on Twitch ranks 16.

[22:50:20] You're above XQC.

[22:50:21] Yo!

[22:50:23] All right.

[22:50:25] All it took was him to stop streaming on Twitch

[22:50:27] for like three months.

[22:50:28] I don't even know where to fucking start, dawg.

[22:50:32] Dungeon.

[22:50:32] And for me to do a sub without at the same time.

[22:50:34] And Ranger gets thrown on the bottom of that pit.

[22:50:36] I wake up in here that one of my best friends is dead.

[22:50:40] The way these people are.

[22:50:43] What the fuck?

[22:50:43] Why?

[22:50:44] Hey, sorry about your friend, dawg.

[22:50:49] there's like

[22:50:51] probably

[22:51:00] some dude declared himself king and was like talking about

[22:51:09] the ring or like the

[22:51:12] next thing I know it's like a construction

[22:51:21] what's up

[22:51:27] what a day

[22:51:29] I like the person that was like you fucking produced yourself to this you piece of shit

[22:51:33] oh shit

[22:51:36] man it seems like there's

[22:51:38] oh yeah there is no being this

[22:51:45] But you know, maybe if we made it to Little Soul, by water, we should blame Burton for

[22:52:07] all this shit.

[22:52:08] It's kind of his fault.

[22:52:09] It was de-escalating.

[22:52:11] And then he just had to escalate.

[22:52:15] I actually don't feel that bad.

[22:52:17] Burton really did do that.

[22:52:20] It really is his fault.

[22:52:41] We're going to get you to take care of.

[22:52:46] Hey, some help would be nice.

[22:52:48] Alright.

[22:52:49] Grab his legs.

[22:52:50] Will you cuff him?

[22:52:51] Yes, I did.

[22:52:52] Alright.

[22:52:53] Yeah, he's cuffed.

[22:52:54] everyone it's okay

[22:53:08] Which one of them

[22:53:12] That's me

[22:53:35] That's the shooting range I guarantee it

[22:53:38] That's so funny, I bet that's the shooting range.

[22:53:42] I have to ask you, what's the funny though? I didn't do anything. I was so bullshit.

[22:53:47] You just get arrested for doing nothing in this city. What did I even do?

[22:53:50] Hey, corn moment!

[22:53:51] I was supposed to have second or third degree, you can't be a fool.

[22:54:03] Well, I was first. Now is the hard time.

[22:54:04] No, it wasn't.

[22:54:05] No, it wasn't.

[22:54:07] So you think it's second?

[22:54:09] I'd say second, right? Because it was, um...

[22:54:11] Is he okay?

[22:54:12] Yeah, I'm fine. I just took a fake death coat because I wanted to escape with my fake death coat.

[22:54:15] Hey, we killed one, y'all!

[22:54:17] one of them died this some park rangers like you the one that killed my friend

[22:54:28] I said probably did you say was he the one with 36 bullets in his head no but

[22:54:37] if he was it was me yeah you might have been you I didn't even shoot my gun one

[22:54:44] time and I didn't even have a gun and I also was I was a hostage I wasn't even

[22:54:48] apart of the situation what's going on here did anyone find the bodies in the

[22:54:52] fire pit you can't find the bodies in the fire but you can't it's fucking dusty

[22:55:00] now it's funny what he gave my tingle that's a good point he's still there

[22:55:07] dog I'm telling you we didn't see him Jesus Christ reduce yourself to this

[22:55:15] Shit

[22:55:30] What if Barb does kill all of them and get us out of this

[22:55:37] Also, we finally get a little sold on

[22:55:39] I

[22:55:43] Can't be true. She's a good girl. I'll get out of these eventually

[22:55:51] Okay, single activate nuclear bomb embedded in your heart

[22:56:06] You better run officers

[22:56:16] Officer good up, please I need you to eat the bulgogi

[22:56:20] you're obsessed bro no it's kind of burden get it back it's already willing

[22:56:27] man it's what it was going to be failed we did I was gonna try and shoot burden

[22:56:34] and eat the last bull gogi over him I can't wait for the narrow valve all

[22:56:38] Mike's box fall like he built another guy's anyone he did that I'll show up

[22:56:44] the ladder dickhead oh so why are you on a ladder

[22:56:47] Listen to Bob Rayshank.

[22:56:49] If I was there, you guys would not have been on the ladder.

[22:56:52] Listen to that.

[22:56:57] This is so small if you think about it.

[22:56:59] Yeah, fuck that motherfucker.

[22:57:01] What is Barb's issue?

[22:57:19] What is Barb yelling about over there?

[22:57:21] Are they harassing Coco?

[22:57:32] What are they doing?

[22:57:33] What are they doing?

[22:57:34] Stop!

[22:57:35] I can't.

[22:57:36] I seize when I'm in custody.

[22:57:38] This is pissing me off.

[22:57:40] Austin, grow up.

[22:57:41] Hey, why are you searching me?

[22:57:42] I don't give you permission.

[22:57:44] You can make motherfuckin sense, you're the fucking mouth, you got this child, they were

[22:57:53] accusing me of love too hard.

[22:57:55] You hit me and said I was resisting when I was called Lee Harvey.

[22:57:58] We shot him.

[22:57:59] You didn't really touch something.

[22:58:00] This is police brutality.

[22:58:01] One guy was.

[22:58:02] Jesus Christ.

[22:58:03] You guys got one guy.

[22:58:04] You have like a personality disorder, why are you arguing with the cops right now?

[22:58:09] Officer, could you do me a favor, could you eat the bulgogi in my pocket.

[22:58:13] I can't see it go to waste. It's good bull goggy.

[22:58:16] No, it goes back to Barton.

[22:58:17] No! No!

[22:58:18] What's a good bull goggy?

[22:58:19] You know you don't get to see it.

[22:58:21] Four?

[22:58:21] No!

[22:58:22] No!

[22:58:22] You don't get to see it.

[22:58:23] If we had a group limit size, we could actually write us a piece about group limits with the cops.

[22:58:27] And it would make sense.

[22:58:28] I'll bring guilty to every charge.

[22:58:32] Oh, okay. Well, you know, we can just ghost that.

[22:58:34] I'll charge you.

[22:58:35] And these cops need more structure.

[22:58:37] Are you first to bring it?

[22:58:38] Five? No, four.

[22:58:40] Four is the perfect amount.

[22:58:41] Second to find light.

[22:58:42] Why are you so upset all we did was try to go to for treason come on man. That's not

[22:58:57] You guys invaded hey, I'm gonna be honest. I'm a terrorist. Hey your purple tickets. I got me too

[22:59:05] Was this political?

[22:59:07] I did all of this because

[22:59:09] George W. Bush needs to get those troops out of iraq dog

[22:59:12] That's right, that's right man. They're out of you. We did it. We did it

[22:59:22] You're welcome. Yeah, now let's now let's work on freeing to bed

[22:59:35] What that monkey doing

[22:59:53] you doing yeah I thought I'm gonna do that I don't do well and come you see

[23:00:02] well man hey see one of them motherfucking monkeys they give drugs to

[23:00:05] ensure that I'm an innocent bystander you can just let me know hey all the

[23:00:15] cops we're sorry I'm sorry can I just be let go it wasn't anything personal

[23:00:25] I

[23:00:32] Can I ask you guys a question is there one cop that's setting up markers and doing forensics in the bottom of a dungeon right now

[23:00:51] No, I'm good

[23:00:56] And also, I'm insanely guilty. Yeah, I'm guilty whatever it is. I'm guilty. Oh

[23:01:06] Shit

[23:01:15] Yeah, we found him on the fire escape up there

[23:01:29] yo yo yo yo yeah you know what you can take me to the you know what dog yeah

[23:01:50] take me to the hospital yeah okay before you move them out oh yeah just go ahead

[23:01:59] Place them back down real quick.

[23:02:00] Okay.

[23:02:03] What's your name, sir?

[23:02:05] I'm also on my block, honey.

[23:02:07] Hey, Adam!

[23:02:08] I said, yeah, I said, Shatley!

[23:02:11] God damn it!

[23:02:12] He dropped him right on his mouth.

[23:02:15] There's no bulldozer.

[23:02:16] She took the bulldozer.

[23:02:17] Sorry, sir, first day.

[23:02:19] Okay, yes, first day.

[23:02:20] Is Joe's onto you, dad?

[23:02:22] Yeah, I'm dead over here.

[23:02:24] Hey, I look like I'm testifying.

[23:02:26] Okay.

[23:02:27] Also, I appear to still be bleeding because this gentleman shot at me.

[23:02:31] EMS, would you mind just pass me for a second for reading this right?

[23:02:36] Sorry sir, we try for utmost professional as much need to get bad

[23:02:41] You good bitch

[23:02:47] Jesus

[23:02:52] I got you mr. Officer

[23:02:59] Did he fall out of Congressness

[23:03:01] You guys gotta help Oscar.

[23:03:03] Help Oscar.

[23:03:04] Right Fingal, you never used it in the crime.

[23:03:07] What?

[23:03:08] No, he never used it.

[23:03:09] He never used it.

[23:03:10] He never used it.

[23:03:11] He's one of anyone with a sword?

[23:03:13] No, right.

[23:03:14] He's lying!

[23:03:15] He's so corrupt!

[23:03:16] Oh my God!

[23:03:17] This guy is so corrupt!

[23:03:19] I believe this is going to be my fault.

[23:03:22] That's crazy!

[23:03:23] That's nice to you, man.

[23:03:24] Sorry, I just couldn't hear the radio.

[23:03:25] How many mobile use do you have?

[23:03:27] Seven.

[23:03:28] Seven?

[23:03:29] He wants to go up against Corlopoulos.

[23:03:34] Only one on the next place.

[23:03:36] Alright, get it in.

[23:03:38] He's got the only other mobile units at all.

[23:03:41] He's just a TCRM.

[23:03:43] He should join single games.

[23:03:45] No problem.

[23:03:47] Just be...

[23:03:49] This one needs to be transported separately from their companions.

[23:03:54] Who can we do it with the police guys?

[23:03:57] I never use, I never stamp anybody, I don't even think I really threatened anyone with

[23:04:14] the sword, it's just in my lab.

[23:04:25] So we're all going to, uh, we'll stop on the race and let go.

[23:04:37] This is a lap of helicap baggage in college today.

[23:04:42] Okay, cool. I'm good.

[23:04:44] Have any of these not been treated yet?

[23:04:46] Hello?

[23:04:56] Oh my God, she got out of the pit!

[23:04:58] You're alive!

[23:05:08] Yeah, I was in the flashlight while Hank up four times.

[23:05:14] I don't come on.

[23:05:15] Take a day away from me.

[23:05:20] Don't force Hank to sleep for eight times.

[23:05:22] Take the helicap.

[23:05:26] Thank you for the helicap.

[23:05:28] I appreciate it.

[23:05:30] No, no, I'm being like...

[23:05:40] I'm watching EMS. Walk into the fire pit. It was pretty fucking fun.

[23:05:44] EMS servant, so I had to evade the master.

[23:05:50] If you really want to meet him, I'll be right back.

[23:05:54] Thank you.

[23:06:01] Yeah, that is Millie's baby.

[23:06:03] Alright, is he cleared for transport now?

[23:06:05] I just forgot to give him that.

[23:06:07] I'm pretty sure he was just treated.

[23:06:09] Alright, we're just going to go ahead and get them some more treatment over at Eclipse.

[23:06:14] They're pretty nice to the rangers.

[23:06:15] And we'll meet everybody over at Eclipse.

[23:06:17] the same team. All the other

[23:06:22] one. I never do the fires.

[23:06:25] I told you guys about it.

[23:06:27] You know, we sucked up by going back to Onyx.

[23:06:30] Let's get you in the car.

[23:06:31] He really missed a legendary stream, right?

[23:06:33] Is the princess allowed to be there?

[23:06:35] So she says she's in the car.

[23:06:37] Okay, my name's word for this.

[23:07:02] One of five twos.

[23:07:04] On my plan after this.

[23:07:05] What do you mean?

[23:07:07] We haven't even been to the venture alley yet.

[23:07:34] Escape number four

[23:08:15] What does the operation I've seen of you guys this entire stream

[23:08:31] Hey, here's a bag.

[23:08:36] Check out real man.

[23:09:14] I don't know why they kept coming down the fucking ladder.

[23:09:17] Gonna hear people are dying.

[23:09:35] Oh.

[23:09:36] What would Wrangler have done?

[23:09:43] Probably smoked that ladder.

[23:09:46] I don't know how one person did it.

[23:09:47] They'd think, hey, maybe we should throw a smoker in there down this.

[23:09:50] Yeah, that doesn't here make sense because when did they be 30, like there'd be like 613 alphas.

[23:10:10] It was fast?

[23:10:21] No it wasn't.

[23:10:22] They just trickled in, what after another?

[23:10:27] Rangers on that triple two.

[23:10:39] Can I have one of you creating an investigation and put a list of all your names in it so we can just share credit then?

[23:10:47] Hey, where you taking me dog?

[23:10:53] Ah, where you taking me?

[23:11:00] Help!

[23:11:01] Are you taking a medical?

[23:11:02] At the hospital the other way?

[23:11:05] Ah, but there's other hospitals.

[23:11:08] Oh, that's cool. Which one are we going to?

[23:11:11] Huh?

[23:11:18] What's up?

[23:11:20] Which one are you going to?

[23:11:23] Oh, well, it's a ramp.

[23:11:25] Where are you taking me, dog?

[23:11:30] Help! Help me!

[23:11:33] Mike, it's black man.

[23:11:44] I don't want to help, it's on the way.

[23:11:46] Where are we going?

[23:11:48] Oh, God!

[23:12:07] We actually got block bagged.

[23:12:30] Where the fuck are you taking me?

[23:12:32] We're actually in an ocean.

[23:12:35] Are we going here? Get help.

[23:12:45] Help! Help!

[23:12:47] Help I need medical help dog help bring medical

[23:12:52] No, I'm pressing after just wasn't your boss you a real psycho for that boss

[23:13:04] You a real insane person for that dog

[23:13:09] Certified psycho

[23:13:11] Hey, I had you going for a minute. Yeah, you got yeah, you're damn right. You did you know what the fuck dog

[23:13:16] I

[23:13:21] Didn't know what the fuck you was doing to me and I did not want to find out

[23:13:26] I thought I was gonna ocean dump. All right, but where the fuck are we going for real?

[23:13:40] In Polita

[23:13:43] Damn

[23:13:45] What so far out?

[23:13:46] I'll be a resting officer wanted to go this way. Who is who that is?

[23:14:08] Okay, it just got sketchy again. Oh holiday

[23:14:12] hi whatever the guy who's friend I shot 34 times maybe who knows I feel like this

[23:15:02] is gonna be spun into Mike block was the mastermind of all this like block

[23:15:08] really did all of this I can't believe that guy permanent Mike block finger

[23:15:32] scene I want to know who was calling that that guy oh you're doing this for

[23:15:36] the fucking law I have to know who was saying that shit God I have to know

[23:15:46] I think he's gonna become the next experiment next

[23:15:55] My organs are perfectly fine in my body. Thank you dog

[23:16:00] You already know, you know, I I think I know who was but I don't want to say

[23:16:07] Yeah, cuz I actually I think I know

[23:16:13] know who might have been saying that, but I don't want to say.

[23:16:16] Holiday, normal who you shot over there by Elgin Avenue. At this point, I do need to inform

[23:16:21] you.

[23:16:22] That's okay.

[23:16:23] It was all single Dan's idea.

[23:16:26] Okay.

[23:16:27] That may be true. At this time, you do have the right to remain silent. Anything you

[23:16:31] say or do can will be used against you in court of law. You have the right to an

[23:16:34] attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one may be provided if available by the

[23:16:38] state of San Andreas. Do you understand your rights, sir?

[23:16:41] Yeah.

[23:16:42] Okay. I'm guilty. So we'll get you some medical attention. What

[23:16:50] seems to be the nature of your injuries? I know I struck you a

[23:16:53] few times. Yeah, I got shot. Yeah. It was like somebody hit you

[23:16:59] with a flaming hammer when you get shot, doesn't that? Yeah,

[23:17:01] the shit hurts, Joe. Man, ain't fun. Nope. All right. No,

[23:17:09] why is looking away? See, I think nurse Nancy is up here

[23:17:14] or something like that. It's like Nancy's cousin from Eclipse.

[23:17:17] I got her name. I'm bad with names, but your name is Mike Block, right?

[23:17:20] All right. She said I'm fine.

[23:17:22] Okay. Got cleaned up from the gunshot ones. Yeah, very good.

[23:17:27] All right. We're going to go ahead and get you processed.

[23:17:30] Let's get out of here.

[23:17:31] Go ahead and ask her out this door right here.

[23:17:43] Just get back in the coffee cruiser and then it's my coffee gel cell.

[23:17:47] Are you sure? Do you need an attorney right now or no?

[23:17:49] Probably not. What are my charges?

[23:17:54] We main your main charger resting charge right here is gonna be activated battery. I guess government employee. Oh, that's a

[23:18:01] Resting charge

[23:18:03] But the reason you being arrested for primarily for that charge sir. Oh fuck my mic. Oh my god

[23:18:13] And then we'll get you right over to a cell and take these cuffs off your arm

[23:18:18] Hi dog. Wow. See you over there. What'd you do to get a castle?

[23:18:42] I've seen better.

[23:18:50] That's okay, I guess.

[23:19:36] Tony Ross.

[23:19:37] God, I bet the cops are so fucking mad about that castle.

[23:19:51] I actually think some people might stop playing on the server.

[23:19:56] I think that might have been the final straw for some people.

[23:20:00] Yeah.

[23:20:01] Yeah, that might have.

[23:20:07] probably fucking drink non intoxicating no batters in your

[23:20:14] electronic devices

[23:20:16] I

[23:20:24] Why don't double chains all but there was like there was three there's a triple chainsaw also have for you since you're processing him

[23:20:43] I'm gonna put them all the ground for you so Cesar you're gonna want to look at all these photos that show his earlier crimes today as well

[23:20:50] Yep, I've got a pick trail. There's a 3 2 0 1 3 1 9 2 3 2 0

[23:20:55] So this quarter thread stop corrupt castles

[23:21:02] He had chase Barker's assault rifle pistol and this is cracked out on these

[23:21:09] Oh, that actually looks legit though and taser people stealing wall it

[23:21:19] Yeah, that is shit

[23:21:24] Yeah, I'll get you

[23:21:26] Like furniture. Yeah furniture

[23:21:32] What a fucking mic block day?

[23:21:35] That was

[23:21:38] That was a lot of ups and downs, huh?

[23:21:57] One zero five two four five you you are not gonna see my block at RPD. They're gonna be process of Polito

[23:22:05] Yeah, why are we in Polito anyways?

[23:22:18] So one escape from custody at Eclipse to escape from custody at the courthouse

[23:22:27] three lead out of all their goons that we also arrested is the most controlled environment

[23:22:33] to make an arrest on this HBT sir with respect. So it's the most controlled place I can think

[23:22:38] of.

[23:22:42] I don't know man.

[23:22:48] My stuff in the Ruees is also up here as well.

[23:23:45] So what we doing?

[23:23:47] I'm just listening to my radio right now sir I'll be right back to be.

[23:23:57] 10 for so I've got that 10 for I've got this so far length of investigation sir

[23:24:09] This is gonna be the one that you mentioned 3 2 0 5. I've also got a 3 2 0 1

[23:24:13] I've got 3 1 9 2 and I've got a 3 2 0 2 from and I believe all those all within today

[23:24:21] And at least the last 24 hours, so we just gonna tell you them up to I feel like I didn't do anything wrong

[23:24:45] Absolutely, I'll make sure that is added and I'll get all what's a max jail time

[23:24:50] Holy Sunday without your permission and approval. I just want to make it clear

[23:25:01] To be fair

[23:25:05] Wrangler the deputy feeds off fucking reaction to

[23:25:10] Be fair

[23:25:12] This is boner the EMS did point guns at that could be considered self-defense

[23:25:19] 10-4. Bushido flow!

[23:25:24] I'll get another troop to send a DA on the sink right up here as well, just to overlook it as well.

[23:25:29] We'll make sure we get this all done professionally, sir.

[23:25:32] Oh, I'm considering not pleading guilty anymore.

[23:25:35] Alright, I do have their number. I'll give them a call right away.

[23:25:38] Doug, I'm probably going to plead guilty to whatever you're charging me with.

[23:25:43] Okay, sounds good. I'll be moving back down to 5-9.

[23:25:48] Hello?

[23:25:50] Hey, yeah, you know you don't got to do it. I'm probably just going to be guilty dog

[23:25:57] Okay, we just got to get everything accounted for man

[23:26:00] It's been a busy day for you as far as the paperwork's looking you get on food and drink

[23:26:04] Yeah, but I'm just saying if you just want to like charge me with a bunch of shit up probably just be guilty

[23:26:10] Okay, you just got to figure out like how to do it like professionally because you know

[23:26:14] It's kind of our job to make sure we get you charged the correct crimes that you may or may not have convicted

[23:26:20] Yeah, are you sure you don't want an attorney?

[23:26:22] Tell me what the charges are, probably, dog.

[23:26:25] Yeah, it's going to take me, that's only going to take me

[23:26:27] like 22 minutes to get the charges together.

[23:26:29] But if you got time, it seems like 22 minutes.

[23:26:33] I can shave that down to like maybe 21 and a half, if a hustle.

[23:26:38] But I got to get a pencil paper.

[23:26:39] Hey, you better start moving, then, dog.

[23:26:42] I better start moving.

[23:26:50] You better start moving, then, dog.

[23:26:55] God damn

[23:27:02] Okay, let me give my pistol paper. All right. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah

[23:27:08] Again, two holiday as number 105. I'm the wish.com

[23:27:13] Version of Johnny Bravo apparently so I'll be with you charges shortly. Hi. I'm cops now

[23:27:29] Well, so a lot of these cops try to make whole fucking cases out of SPS

[23:27:34] stupid shit in a blue pack this is a blue celestial pack oh my god what yeah I

[23:29:44] gotta get a rest I think it is trying to hook me back is that yeah that 2k

[23:30:27] card is my pb god damn gotta sell that that's kind of cool though I think I'm

[23:31:26] gonna sell it it's kind of cool though

[23:31:30] star of the show what's kind of cool I'm like yeah I think I'm gonna keep that

[23:31:37] good to know I was fucking circle on it oh we got some we got some trophy photos

[23:31:48] right here is what it is are you are you Ruiz block now only people who say dog

[23:32:01] or block gangsters but he didn't stand out as much as me thank you yeah I do see

[23:32:20] that other one too okay yeah yeah is there yeah is there any is there any

[23:32:32] possible way that I'd be able to hand these back to you because you the one

[23:33:11] I don't think I do need to.

[23:33:17] I hope some red.

[23:33:21] I wonder if it's gonna be 650 bucks.

[23:33:23] What are we doing there?

[23:33:24] I'm good dog, how are you?

[23:33:26] Yeah, I'm good dog, how is you?

[23:33:30] Yeah, I'm good, thank you for asking.

[23:33:32] Yeah, I'm sure you don't need an attorney,

[23:33:34] because this is gonna take a little while.

[23:33:37] I wanna make sure you're comfortable and you're represented.

[23:33:39] I'm fine, yo.

[23:33:41] Alright, let's go and check on you, man.

[23:33:43] Yeah, just get the charges together, go.

[23:33:45] Yeah, that's what we're calling Ron now. Yes, sir. I think good. Yeah, hurry up to

[23:33:52] We well we should actually have investigative holds

[23:34:08] That way get I could just send someone to this work

[23:34:13] Damn

[23:34:39] press enter to start the next day as well finish these off yeah prison packs

[23:34:53] are kind of it dog your game saved corrupted this morning I would stop

[23:35:01] playing that now I would stop playing this game is fun but yeah I'd wait for

[23:35:14] the four release at that point or at least for a few good updates okay doesn't save on

[23:35:44] the cloud I'm I don't know guys I'm fucking I'm an idiot what's this word I don't want

[23:35:55] to do this shit buy or get out okay you can say holy shit not one of these as

[23:36:13] been bought. 3M bagel or hot pocket? Bagel because by the time the hot pocket is edible

[23:36:20] you're probably going to want to go to sleep. Purple. Couple of these. A few purple booster

[23:36:58] packs I might for booster boxes might open one of those myself some plushies maybe I

[23:37:09] should get some new shit to do some figurines yeah this uh that's star

[23:37:36] card is the best one I've gone pretty cool to well they're flying off the shelf

[23:37:50] boys calm trophy photos like they're not okay so they went off so there's definitely one up there

[23:38:21] they found my pictures could we for sure have the okay they added the filler trope

[23:38:44] so we need to add on them you got a 6k card earlier yeah i gotta wonder what mcconnell's

[23:38:51] doing okay so we need to get the ones from um 3202 i don't know if those are added on to 3205

[23:38:59] or not i don't see the um i could probably sort all the brawni

[23:39:09] and we also have the um i should have been a contempt in there i have to play not in europe

[23:39:18] brawni with five gifted

[23:39:19] I

[23:39:41] Think Mike's gonna get 5,000 plus

[23:39:57] Pull confirmed I'm ripping them boys. Oh god dick else to do right now

[23:40:49] The aggravated battery, that's the only one that's overlapped so far.

[23:40:58] It's also, this should be a...

[23:41:00] It's Randy characters annoying.

[23:41:02] TOEVER!

[23:41:03] Fucking Jordan is annoying.

[23:41:05] All of his characters are super annoying.

[23:41:09] Got to wrap some bangers.

[23:41:11] Yeah, but then Fittysen just had to ruin his career.

[23:41:13] Nice, that's a good one.

[23:41:18] The level 25 Deaths Apex are 1 in 500 ghost foil.

[23:41:22] Everything else is 1 in a thousand.

[23:41:24] I didn't know that.

[23:41:30] It's kinda cool.

[23:41:31] What's the strat? The strat is I'm I'm a little tired right now, so I'm just opening up packs

[23:41:41] If you can afford them I feel like I don't know maybe I've had better luck with the destiny packs than most

[23:41:48] But these kind of seem like because they sell for aid of pack, right? Oh

[23:41:54] Okay, that one was ass

[23:41:59] They really

[23:42:04] This one for example, they really don't seem that bad

[23:42:09] See

[23:42:10] These are at these are bad, but I did just pull a fucking $2,000 card out of it. So

[23:42:20] You be fair

[23:42:21] You don't even have the metametamaniac

[23:42:31] That's true. The problem is that yeah, I agree people do quit before they're about to win big

[23:42:36] It's on a cool down

[23:42:42] You know I haven't played in like fucking 10 days and I instantly fucking hit man

[23:42:45] It's yours to make sure wonder if that's a part of it. It's gotta be right 22

[23:42:58] Reels you in yeah, that's what I'm saying

[23:43:12] to zero. Oh, shit.

[23:43:14] To zero five and never length war.

[23:43:36] To zero four does.

[23:43:42] Baltero has a mobile version now.

[23:43:45] Baltero. Okay.

[23:43:47] I'm kind of over Baltero.

[23:43:49] Baltero, whatever the fuck it's called.

[23:43:51] And the other two reports and just see exactly which one.

[23:43:53] It was fun, but

[23:43:55] it's only like, what, 10 bucks though?

[23:43:57] I did get a lot of fun out of it, though.

[23:44:04] Baltero.

[23:44:06] Right.

[23:44:08] Baltero.

[23:44:10] Ballotro

[23:44:16] Bollaboy it's all about this game now

[23:44:22] That's good for just a blue pack. I still think these blue packs if you're looking just for like

[23:44:41] The most profit I still think it's just the basic blues man. I really think it is

[23:44:54] Yeah, I agree man

[23:44:57] Blue has so much fucking value

[23:44:59] Reds have been best for you. I feel like the reds have been worse for me, man. Let me

[23:45:11] Big Mac.

[23:45:14] Oh, it says I just cleared 500 smelly customers. It's clean to 500 smelly customers. I kind

[23:45:44] Fuck the purple tail. Yeah, Christ, so I got a I just pulled a two- I just got a PB

[23:45:57] Agreed to the red you think reds are best

[23:46:00] Me fucking just tear into a few. I just have not had good luck with them

[23:46:18] Okay

[23:46:47] Really wish I had more of a desire to get back into magic. Well, you know, I do I do want to get back into magic. Oh

[23:46:54] Yeah, I should buy those so I guess I just don't have time for magic

[23:47:31] When's the last time I've paid my bills?

[23:47:33] Oh shi- we'll make it back.

[23:48:02] We're looking pretty good right now.

[23:48:04] The line of charge is...

[23:48:08] Look at how many suspects there are.

[23:48:11] Yeah, this is the uh...

[23:48:13] Yeah, if only there was some kind of group limit where you didn't have to worry about that kind of shit.

[23:48:15] I don't want to sell it.

[23:48:23] I don't need to sell it. Let's not do anything drastic.

[23:48:25] Sorry, I keep that.

[23:48:27] I do need some good pools though, huh?

[23:48:39] I need some good pools. Let's go.

[23:48:48] Okay. You're 120k deep into magic?

[23:48:50] No, you're fucking not.

[23:48:52] There's no way. That's ridiculous how long have you played?

[23:49:17] If you're playing for 30 years

[23:49:21] Apocalypse, okay, that means nothing to me all you said in my chat was apocalypse. That's all I got from that

[23:49:38] I've run this was once it's nice and he's about 200k deep into the shit

[23:49:43] That's not that bad for a hobby you've had for 30 years. I would actually call that cheap

[23:49:55] That's okay. Yeah for 30 years. That's I think I feel like that's on the cheaper end cheap. Yeah

[23:50:02] For 30 years dog

[23:50:04] They've went since 2001. Yeah, I don't think that's that bad honestly

[23:50:21] How much is that a year?

[23:50:26] Isn't that like a K year?

[23:50:35] Oh, yeah, that's a lot I was wrong

[23:50:43] My be yeah, that's an expensive hobby mean do you like

[23:51:14] You probably don't make a lot on magic. I bet maybe you can

[23:51:30] I feel like it doesn't happen a lot though

[23:51:32] Okay, that makes more sense. Okay, perfect. Got him. Oh shoot. Excellent.

[23:51:49] Hey, my wages. Yeah, I will after this. Did you say Bowser? Do a Penta. Do a Penta, convince yourself it's an investment.

[23:52:05] No, I don't consider anything that's like fun and invest. I just feel like that's not like pinball.

[23:52:12] I don't. It's not like I consider it an investment.

[23:52:15] except for my lord of the rings that I kind of do concern that that's only

[23:52:26] gonna go up in price we just need Elijah would do not get caught dill and then

[23:52:38] we're good war hammer you know I feel like the saddest part of growing up is

[23:52:49] When you talk about like hobbies and shit being like I don't have the time for that

[23:52:53] You know I'd never remember doing that as a kid, you know

[23:52:57] That really is the saddest part of growing up is a kid. You just start doing shit. That sounds fun, right?

[23:53:06] But as an adult it's like I don't got time for that shit

[23:53:15] Sweet adults. I got a kid

[23:53:17] Yeah, I think I think I don't know if that's gonna be a thing for me

[23:53:23] I'm pretty happy doing the uncle thing. I'm gonna be honest

[23:53:27] Make time. Oh

[23:53:30] Just make it just make time

[23:53:33] What am I fucking God?

[23:53:40] Just make time just make another bowl

[23:53:50] Big bowls

[23:53:58] I

[23:53:59] Got a 20k medieval madness machine. I don't know if I'd buy medieval madness

[23:54:06] 20k for mid-meat? I don't know about that. That'd have to be like gigamotted.

[23:54:12] You get a medieval madness for way cheaper. Machine to trap pick? I don't know. My life's

[23:54:29] kind of just... I ignore everything around me when I'm sub-a-thonin' guys. I haven't talked to

[23:54:35] my mom in three weeks. Sub-a-thon is all that matters. Bro, these booster boxes ain't shit.

[23:54:45] You guys get my undivided attention

[23:54:53] Just call her I really don't have the time dog. I swear to God. I wake up and I fucking

[23:55:00] like eat and

[23:55:02] Sometimes I work out. I've only done that. I think twice

[23:55:05] Since the sun started and then I just fucking take a shower and hit the stream and that's it

[23:55:09] I should send a text but again, man. I just I get streamlocked man

[23:55:17] I really not I try to just not even have my phone in eyesight when I'm streaming

[23:55:22] That's okay. No

[23:55:29] You can be poor and watch the stream just when you get rich remember who you didn't sub to

[23:55:44] Straight up, you know remember who you owe money to that's me

[23:55:52] If you get rich you'll sub to me. Thank you to see that's all I'm asking

[23:55:56] They're really too much. I

[23:55:59] Don't think so

[23:56:03] So long

[23:56:25] After all yo, he did one of those. Uh, he did one of those Facebook video things

[23:56:31] Hey, I'm poor. Can you give me anything in the store for free? Oh, okay. Here's 50 bucks

[23:56:38] He did all I'm just seeing who'll give me shit for free see you on tiktok

[23:56:52] So why were you nice to me today?

[23:56:56] Why did you decide to give me that today? I'm on tiktok now. That'd be a good video

[23:57:09] Yeah, you can watch for free, but just remember you're in debt to me buddy, and I will come to collect

[23:57:14] Wow, that pack was really good.

[23:57:17] Did she 0-5?

[23:57:18] I'm nervous to do that because I got so many names in the name chart.

[23:57:24] I saw another kind of a card.

[23:57:39] Sorry, cops, I'll be a little mad.

[23:57:42] I don't think they were the most thrilled about today.

[23:57:47] I gave you subs because I need a break from parkov.

[23:57:50] Oh.

[23:57:51] I really do enjoy doing on the boomer, no TikTok.

[23:57:56] That's okay.

[23:57:58] I think a lot of us are boomers in here.

[23:58:02] I think they're- I- I don't- I sometimes I'm like that. I wonder if there's like a few

[23:58:07] 16 year olds that watch. Maybe? I really don't think so though.

[23:58:11] I feel like a lot of the things I say when it makes sense to a 16 year old.

[23:58:17] I really don't think that they would just understand what the fuck I'm talking about.

[23:58:24] Like I said they're 80 years old. Yeah, that's more what I imagine.

[23:58:31] They don't love to run my plane Jimmy. I don't know why they've breached the ladder

[23:58:44] Yeah, I know people are like they couldn't hear but surely they saw all the 13 alphas, right?

[23:58:49] Would your reaction be if I was on the Wrangler side of it?

[23:58:55] I'd be like well, it's fangled and being a shit lord and then I would just

[23:59:00] Just get over it. I don't know who cares

[23:59:06] Shoot him in the face later

[23:59:14] I'll do that afterwards, but what are the initial, like, meat and potatoes at the charges, and then I'll just accost us to hell, are they?

[23:59:20] Not super serious. Eh. I mean, this happens on every RP server. Serious RP starts clashing with SBS.

[23:59:33] Don't you know? But I mean, that was pretty, that was pretty extreme, SBS. So I get it.

[23:59:48] Seriously, I don't know what problematic and useless slot is. Yeah, where the fuck was SWAT, man?

[23:59:55] And also why did I get shot in the casino? I'm still not over that

[24:00:03] And I'm excited for this game to fully come out

[24:00:13] It's hard for me to get super invested into this because I hear that they're just gonna wipe everything

[24:00:18] When 1.0 comes out

[24:00:21] They never organize slot I

[24:00:33] Can see SWAT being an issue

[24:00:37] Because yeah, they they don't really ever

[24:00:39] Do anything like I mean there's been a few times where they've done some shot to some

[24:00:46] Swat shit, but like I

[24:00:49] Feel like normally they say they like they show up really late or

[24:00:54] I don't know man

[24:00:57] But I've always thought that like SWAT is pretty much impossible to get to work on

[24:01:02] RP servers because it's just the nature of how situations unfolded. It just happened so fast

[24:01:08] you know what I mean the best place that SWAT had a chance to work was no

[24:01:16] pixel because Chang gang would actually sit there for three hours and watch a

[24:01:20] door with a gun but but even that when it you know even even that didn't

[24:01:29] really know what happened with SWAT I don't remember

[24:01:35] I think it ended up being too OP maybe.

[24:01:38] Oh these are not heading.

[24:01:45] Splots too slow-paced to work.

[24:01:47] Yeah I just feel like there's not a lot of holdouts.

[24:01:53] Moose in an elevator.

[24:01:54] Oh god dude.

[24:01:55] I actually think 3.0 might have ended up being like way less toxic if that casino heist

[24:02:02] just would have never fucking happened man.

[24:02:05] And I know it's not the heist fault.

[24:02:07] I know it's the people that did the heist, it's their fault, right, but man.

[24:02:13] It wasn't the catalyst.

[24:02:23] What is PRP stand for?

[24:02:25] Penis rupturing prostates.

[24:02:37] Oh, well, maybe you guys are right about the, okay.

[24:02:40] Maybe you guys are right about these red bags.

[24:02:46] Okay.

[24:02:51] Swallows.

[24:02:51] Okay.

[24:02:51] I got toned down massively.

[24:02:53] Nothing so far on PRP requires SWAT level response till today.

[24:02:56] Yeah, this actually required SWAT.

[24:02:59] But they weren't online I guess. I don't know. I don't know why it happened there.

[24:03:04] I can articulate the individual right there, but I find it as my plot shot at me.

[24:03:11] Both of them twice, in fact, but I'm in the activated battery on them.

[24:03:21] That's so long.

[24:03:36] There have been situations on Purple that police snipers have made sense.

[24:03:39] You think it's cool for that?

[24:03:45] I think it's very rare that snipers should be used in RP.

[24:03:49] I don't think anyone really likes getting shot somewhere that they don't know where it's

[24:03:59] coming from.

[24:04:00] Oh, snow.

[24:04:02] Good morning, buddy.

[24:04:10] Good morning, snow.

[24:04:12] Hey, you might want to go get your coffee.

[24:04:19] Oh, buddy.

[24:04:33] Yeah, just go back to sleep, honestly.

[24:04:35] Please let them keep the dungeon. You cannot let them keep that

[24:04:45] They cannot have that dungeon

[24:04:49] Absolutely not

[24:04:53] from them

[24:04:56] They have a fucking old mansion

[24:04:59] They should be they should feel lucky to even have that

[24:05:02] Keep the kill ladder

[24:05:11] But it's so cool

[24:05:17] Mean if it was ever gonna go away now would be the time blaze the glory it is cool. It's a really cool. MLO

[24:05:33] Yeah, what's that dog?

[24:05:36] I'm sorry. I just feel like that. I feel like I'm just one way I

[24:05:53] Just oh I knew it I

[24:05:57] Fucking knew it. Oh

[24:05:59] I knew it. Oh, I knew it. It's hidden. Oh my god

[24:06:10] Oh see? We're guessing 3.5k. Let's see if they'll...

[24:06:25] Alright, just two more. Just clear this off and then it's done. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, chat, that's actually it, man.

[24:06:40] Alright, okay that's it.

[24:06:53] So, let's know what your convenience when you're ready.

[24:06:55] Who charges all right?

[24:07:02] I'm ready.

[24:07:03] All right.

[24:07:04] You have, Mr. McBlock, you have 10 charges of accomplice

[24:07:12] or attempted aggravated first degree murder.

[24:07:15] You only have one charge of attempted first degree murder.

[24:07:20] Okay, four.

[24:07:22] Just make sure you say accomplice with those ones.

[24:07:24] I have a complice to 10 of them and aggravated to one with the... yeah. Okay. Complice. You

[24:07:34] have on the other one as well aggravated battery, three of those charges, you have a complice

[24:07:41] to aggravated battery, one of those charges is not a complice to battery. You have one

[24:07:45] charge of felony hostage taking, you have three charges of aggravated hostage taking

[24:07:51] You have two charges of misdemeanor criminal threats, one charge of reckless endangerment,

[24:07:57] six counts of felony possession of a legal weaponry.

[24:08:01] You have one counts of a felony grand theft auto, one misdemeanor count of criminal damage,

[24:08:06] one misdemeanor count of resisting, one charge of abating.

[24:08:10] Sorry, excuse me.

[24:08:11] Some of those are accomplice.

[24:08:13] Yeah.

[24:08:14] What accomplice to evading?

[24:08:17] Accomplice to evading.

[24:08:18] No, evading is not accomplice.

[24:08:20] He did the evading.

[24:08:21] Sorry, it was a criminal damage, a criminal damage. Yes. One.

[24:08:25] And it was also accomplished to resisting my apologies. You have

[24:08:29] four charges for evading. You have one felony charge of

[24:08:33] failure to obey a court order. You have two felony charges of

[24:08:37] terror court order. Get to that in just one second. We have

[24:08:43] a couple more to go, sir. Hi. One charge of conspiracy.

[24:08:47] You have one charge of aggravated theft accomplice to aggravated theft.

[24:08:52] Yeah, you have one charge of mayhem.

[24:08:55] You have one charge of possession of unauthorized equipment.

[24:08:58] These are a question.

[24:08:59] What happened?

[24:09:00] These are stacked.

[24:09:01] It will be a court order.

[24:09:02] Yeah, we'll do it from the bench trial.

[24:09:04] What was the court order?

[24:09:06] Uh, I'd have to go back and look at her report.

[24:09:09] But essentially it was how they had told you about leaving the courtroom.

[24:09:13] And you said that if you were cuffed,

[24:09:15] you would not leave the courtroom and you would stay put.

[24:09:19] But did I get resistant too?

[24:09:22] You didn't get resisting and I don't even know if we threw on contempt or anything like that.

[24:09:26] All right, cool. What's the time, guys?

[24:09:29] Okay. The un-reduced time...

[24:09:35] Yup.

[24:09:36] Okay, it's a four thousand six hundred sixty two months of time and you're fine is two hundred thirty seven thousand two hundred eighty three dollars

[24:09:49] I would like to play to those charges sir. Damn dog.

[24:09:55] Do not have any judges at this time. Yeah, I bet half of those are fucked up.

[24:10:04] We went through them pretty carefully.

[24:10:08] Half of the charges were from the bench trial earlier, so most of the charges were from the

[24:10:15] bench trial earlier that we were fighting, and then the other charges were from them

[24:10:19] today, and then there were some from another instance where Burton was involved.

[24:10:23] Again, we're going to go to a trial anyways.

[24:10:27] This is all from today.

[24:10:29] There's no fucking way, dawg.

[24:10:32] It is, for instance.

[24:10:34] unless you're counting like yesterday and today because how many times are y'all give me terrorism?

[24:10:39] so one is conspiracy the other one is a complex i believe to terrorism

[24:10:48] how again that's in the reports um so you just can't tell me i personally i'm just trying to

[24:10:57] help get the charges in here for you i that was a different officer handling that all right well

[24:11:02] Well, how about this dog?

[24:11:04] So you said this all has to go to court anyways, how?

[24:11:08] I mean, unless you plead guilty to everything.

[24:11:12] I'll tell you what, how about,

[24:11:14] could I plead no contest?

[24:11:15] Then can we do a trial for this tomorrow, maybe?

[24:11:18] I can probably arrange that for you.

[24:11:20] All right, cool.

[24:11:21] So what I'll do is, are you gonna represent yourself

[24:11:26] or do you want the same lawyers

[24:11:27] from the bench trial today?

[24:11:29] Yeah, them.

[24:11:30] Okay, I can reach out to them for you

[24:11:32] Cause we talked in the court about how we were just going to try and, you know, if you were,

[24:11:36] but if we ended up catching you, we would just try to get the same people anyways.

[24:11:39] So.

[24:11:40] Yeah.

[24:11:41] Oh, hey, cool.

[24:11:45] Send me away dog.

[24:11:47] Okay.

[24:11:48] So.

[24:11:49] So you're sending a contest that we're sending them up.

[24:11:52] Just take the time off of time served.

[24:11:54] What's the problem?

[24:11:56] Problem is like it's 4,662 months.

[24:12:00] So then we'll probably have to have court at the jail.

[24:12:02] So we go on the fuck

[24:12:06] Unless the amount of time is I don't know I don't know how much the time is that's I mean there's

[24:12:11] There's different options to like I'm I mean with respect like we could we could ask you which charges

[24:12:17] You'd like to plead guilty to you and just send your time and then after that you could just plead no contest to

[24:12:22] Which ever charges you think are unjust which once you think we could do what we could do a hut

[24:12:27] We could yeah, we can hold until trial as well with your permission

[24:12:30] what the fuck just what what I feel like y'all might be complicating it a

[24:12:37] little bit I personally am fine with it just sending you yeah just just send me

[24:12:42] and then no no no no I know I want to be they can't y'all you could y'all can

[24:12:50] tell the guards to take me out for prison or for yeah because then we can't

[24:12:54] send you back because we can't change we've been through this before with

[24:12:58] someone. We can't send you back properly with the fines and stuff

[24:13:02] without recharging you.

[24:13:03] Oh, could you? So how the fuck does a hot work then? I just go

[24:13:07] until you take me out.

[24:13:08] Yep.

[24:13:10] Okay, well,

[24:13:11] consideration, we would take that into consideration as

[24:13:13] well.

[24:13:14] Well, why don't I tell you what? Why don't you just give me a

[24:13:17] hut? And then if you give this doesn't end up happening,

[24:13:21] just charge me with it and just give me time served.

[24:13:24] I'll make sure this is followed through. I'll be

[24:13:26] around tomorrow, I will reach out to the judges to see who's available. What time works best

[24:13:30] for you? Like five, seven, and five in between five and seven east central.

[24:13:37] I'm sure seven central. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I'm just right in front. Yeah. So I'm Mr. Block.

[24:13:50] I'm with respect, sir. I'm trying to get you on your way as much as I can. I'm just gonna

[24:13:54] make sure I'm doing this the right way. Okay. You spare like

[24:13:57] one more moment of your time. So make sure I send you up there

[24:14:00] for what you're what you're in health for trial right until

[24:14:04] tomorrow. Yeah. All right. So I've got and Rue is you can you

[24:14:11] can kind of look at this as well. On the on the DOC paperwork

[24:14:17] right here. I'm just checking a little box says whole for trial.

[24:14:20] I've never done this before. I apologize, Mr. Block. And

[24:14:24] And that's usually many of these over trials. Yeah. Sorry.

[24:14:27] Might even be the first one.

[24:14:29] Uh, no, we've done one before one or two. Yeah.

[24:14:32] We should really have a hold for investigation.

[24:14:34] Um, yeah.

[24:14:35] So we just have to check the box.

[24:14:37] Okay.

[24:14:37] And that's it.

[24:14:38] Everything else is, uh, everything else is zeroed out.

[24:14:40] I mean, obviously the charges, they all auto do their thing on.

[24:14:45] Yep.

[24:14:45] Okay.

[24:14:45] And then just check that box and everything's good.

[24:14:49] Okay.

[24:14:49] Mr.

[24:14:50] Block, thank you so much for your compliance.

[24:14:52] Do you have any questions for us before we send you up there?

[24:14:54] No, it's all good, Doug.

[24:14:57] All right.

[24:14:58] I did have one question for you.

[24:15:00] Is it all right if I ask you a question?

[24:15:01] OK.

[24:15:03] OK.

[24:15:04] So when you're over by Elgin Avenue,

[24:15:06] remember Elgin Avenue and the SCD and everything?

[24:15:10] Yeah.

[24:15:10] Do you remember when you were in the drive?

[24:15:19] Was that a bit?

[24:15:21] or I don't know was that a bit let them have it okay you're in pre-trail

[24:15:46] detention all right what mods Walter okay this one yo already I never said I

[24:16:28] was doing cast some more packs I gotta get some sleep and I got a real in my

[24:16:36] sitting center a little bit just a little bit pool confirmed what VODs do

[24:16:58] you guys want get into that point of the sub is on where I don't know what VODs

[24:17:04] to play and I do this one a Ricky Robbins I guess that's one something with

[24:17:32] Mike please Japan stop suggesting that lock you know this isn't a bond Ricky

[24:17:51] saves Denzel that was a good one I'll do another chase part two of nice walk

[24:18:52] okay sure whatever I'm good with that oh this is where we save Denzel huh

[24:19:16] X East if you will be a PAX East there will be a meet and greet

[24:19:28] Just gotta figure it out. Okay, and then I'll get that dreams potentially with Kyle

[24:19:33] I think mech is going

[24:19:37] That never happened

[24:19:39] That never happened

[24:19:42] Well time tomorrow

[24:19:44] Tomorrow will be starting the stream at I was actually waiting. I actually just debated. I just debated myself

[24:19:57] I actually just debated myself. I was like, what was my old schedule?

[24:20:02] I saw it young in the mud.

[24:20:05] That was four years ago, dog.

[24:20:06] Three years ago.

[24:20:14] All right, thanks for watching. I'll be back tomorrow.

[24:20:17] Sorry that I only did 12 hours today.

[24:20:19] I'll be a little more locked in tomorrow.

[24:20:24] I'll be a little more locked in.

[24:20:27] Ricky chase.

[24:20:35] It was a good 12. It was a hot 12 to be fair to be fair.

[24:20:41] It was a it was a hot 12 what happened tomorrow I'll bang out another I'll bang out a 14 hour

[24:20:54] tomorrow

[24:21:00] Streamer son, I don't know what you mean locked in as a banger

[24:21:02] Well, I feel bad whenever I do whenever I only do a sub of there whenever I only do 12 hours during a sub of

[24:21:08] On it makes me feel a little bad. I feel like I should be doing a little more

[24:21:14] But I have been doing some pretty insane hours, so

[24:21:18] Whatever I guess

[24:21:20] It was a good one. It was a good one Mike is very engaging. All right

[24:21:25] I'll see you guys tomorrow volume up

[24:21:37] Hey chat

[24:21:41] Is he getting to

[24:21:49] Where else are you supposed to piss understand shit in the water? No, I didn't do that apparently two weeks ago at a

[24:21:58] beach near

[24:22:01] Near where I was at

[24:22:03] There was an E. Coli outbreak because this kid's kept shitting in the water

[24:22:08] Anyways, I got a little Burt, SPF 50 was not enough.

[24:22:22] Hey, what's up?

[24:22:31] Stealing this bike?

[24:22:33] Yeah, but it's stinking wet.

[24:22:36] Yeah, do you like it?

[24:22:38] Yeah, I kinda do.

[24:22:40] Yeah, well that's too bad, bitch.

[24:22:42] Welcome back to Pentapremium.

[24:22:46] Why is it too bad anyway?

[24:22:48] Not interested.

[24:22:56] Where you going, buddy?

[24:22:58] Huh? What are you doing?

[24:22:59] know the store is that all right liar what it's not a lie I'm going to the

[24:23:06] store so are you going to

[24:23:11] there's gonna be a lot of you're gonna get the hell down the lean street wait

[24:23:55] am I going to Japan is that what's going on in the group chat right now I

[24:23:59] could I could see an IRL stream in Japan being hilarious how tall is

[24:24:15] average Japanese man how are they gonna look at me I'm gonna drown in pussy is

[24:24:39] not true about Japanese girls being cartoons that was stupid sick dude that

[24:24:53] sounds like fun the Japanese don't like beards you're speaking for all of

[24:25:03] Japan right now I don't I don't have a tattoo does Ricky know about sob

[24:25:24] Welcome back to PENCIPREMIUM.

[24:25:27] That's so long.

[24:25:30] I maybe picked up my phone five times this whole weekend.

[24:25:37] Welcome back to PENCIPREMIUM.

[24:25:41] That's so long.

[24:25:44] How old am I, IRL?

[24:25:49] You look somewhere between 23 and 45.

[24:25:52] I just can't figure it out.

[24:25:54] I've never had a Bloody Mary that I liked.

[24:26:39] Uh, GMS, six months in a row, thanks for that.

[24:26:42] Joe Pistol, two months.

[24:26:45] Sintron.

[24:26:47] If I was a row, if I was a transformer, so that would be mine.

[24:26:50] Sintron with three months in a row.

[24:26:52] Thank you.

[24:27:00] Where'd my weed just go?

[24:27:02] Oh.

[24:27:05] Why'd my weed just turn into seeds?

[24:27:10] What the fuck just happened?

[24:27:20] I grabbed them too fast?

[24:27:22] What the hell are you talking about?

[24:27:24] Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!

[24:27:29] Dude, that's some shit fuckin' weed.

[24:27:41] Dude, if I just broke down a fuckin' ounce and it was only seeds, that's some shitty weed, dude.

[24:27:49] Welcome back to Pentapremium.

[24:27:55] Mmm.

[24:27:56] Hello, sir.

[24:27:58] Oh. Yeah, dude, stumps in seeds. Fuck.

[24:28:09] I told Sierra I'd come to LA in two weeks.

[24:28:25] He said there's a dog across the street. It's really pissing him off and he wants me to film it

[24:28:29] Yeah, he needs me to hold down the dog while he I don't know my phone cut out. He said something about holding down the dog. I

[24:28:48] don't know

[24:28:49] I had bad I had bad reception. Where was it all I could make out was

[24:28:59] Emergency need you hold down dog

[24:29:04] Did Ricky looks even crazier on a bicycle

[24:29:24] I'm almost positive that we can dude white clothes are so fucking sick when you're out

[24:29:53] in the sun.

[24:29:54] It smells like drink beers.

[24:30:01] Do you see that?

[24:30:03] Someone Twitter.

[24:30:04] Drink a fucking beer.

[24:30:06] Why like so you like beers are just so fucking heavy.

[24:30:21] Who wants to go to the beach and feel like they just got done eating a fucking Thanksgiving

[24:30:24] feast dude?

[24:30:32] Who's that for dude?

[24:30:37] People are just already like fat pieces of shit

[24:30:54] Also in Michigan it's all about craft beer. It's all about craft beer. It's all we have

[24:31:01] It's all about the fucking craft beer dude. I'm sick of it. I don't fucking like craft beer

[24:31:05] I'm I don't fucking say dude craft beer is fucking gross

[24:31:08] That shit's nasty half the time it tastes like someone just poured a candle into a fucking goddamn like

[24:31:16] Sam Adams

[24:31:23] drink wine I like wine I like wine but I have to be in a I have to be in a

[24:31:35] certain mood to want to get wine drunk you know I tell you what though we went

[24:31:41] to this ice cream place and they had flights of ice cream now that I did like

[24:31:47] I was a fan of that right oh shit it didn't even is a shit glitch ladies

[24:32:13] have the best tasting drinks sometimes that shit's too sugary like

[24:32:18] Sometimes that shit's too sweet though, man.

[24:32:21] I did get a tequila sunrise. It was the first drink I ordered when I got there. That was nice.

[24:32:26] Fuck with tequila sunrises, man.

[24:32:30] I went in Vegas to just change my life forever. Damn.

[24:32:39] Two joints out of a... wait, hold on. Hold up. Okay, quarter.

[24:32:57] Three gram joint. Two, three gram joints.

[24:33:00] Six grams.

[24:33:02] Yeah, alright.

[24:33:31] Did I didn't drink my time off I got so fucking drunk on the beach. I

[24:33:37] Just screamed at some kid. He wasn't even doing anything

[24:33:40] He's just sitting there building the sandcastle. I just fucking let him have it dude. I just ripped into that kid

[24:33:48] Give wasn't doing anything

[24:33:50] He didn't smile for the rest of the day. I think I fucked up that kid's life

[24:34:00] He was like

[24:34:04] And he's just I think I fucked him up

[24:34:13] did I fucking do it again I think I fucking just look man you know like

[24:34:48] what you like dude I'm just gonna like to pen to premium I just feel like if

[24:34:54] you're gonna be pretentious about something like it should be good as my

[24:34:59] whole thing you know what's just Ricky knowing character I'm gonna fucking

[24:35:12] blow my head off alright I can't I don't think I can read the chat today you

[24:35:19] guys guys I don't think I can read the chat hey Penta you know how you haven't

[24:35:32] streamed in two days how much does Ricky know about those past two days see

[24:35:52] guys this is why I've got a shitty sub count I'm just too fucking mean I think

[24:36:00] I'm too mean to be a streamer.

[24:36:02] I think like, you know how like, there's like a, there'll be like a bad guy and people are

[24:36:07] like deep down, there's a good person in there.

[24:36:11] I think it's like, kind of, I think I got like three layers.

[24:36:15] I think it's bad guy and then the good guy that people think is the real me when

[24:36:21] they think that they've cracked my shell.

[24:36:24] But then after that it's just actually, nope, no, no wait, hold on, he does it.

[24:36:28] She has just, he is just actually, I think is.

[24:36:35] Welcome back to Pentapremium.

[24:36:38] Hey, Jaren.

[24:36:39] Bye-bye.

[24:36:40] That's so long.

[24:36:41] So chips?

[24:36:42] Chips.

[24:36:45] Don't talk.

[24:37:08] Just listen.

[24:37:09] I need you to rear end that.

[24:37:11] I need you to back up and hit that cop car right now.

[24:37:13] Wait, why not?

[24:37:16] There's crack in it.

[24:37:17] Just do it.

[24:37:18] If you want your crack, you better do it.

[24:37:19] Okay.

[24:37:25] Pentapremium.

[24:37:26] Okay, all right.

[24:37:27] Good.

[24:37:28] He got the message and I'll do it again.

[24:37:32] Just keep doing it until he comes out and talks to you.

[24:37:35] Yeah, yeah, there you go.

[24:37:36] Is he talking to you?

[24:37:42] All right.

[24:37:46] Is he getting out of the car?

[24:37:50] What?

[24:37:51] Yeah, is he getting out of the car to talk to you?

[24:37:54] Tell him not to alley?

[24:37:55] Well, you better keep bumping him then.

[24:38:14] Yeah.

[24:38:14] Try to step around me.

[24:38:16] Yeah, we'll just go ahead.

[24:38:17] Just give him a bump then so he knows to talk to you.

[24:38:20] Just give his car a bump.

[24:38:25] What is this stuff?

[24:38:26] What is this stuff doing, dude?

[24:38:28] Uh, what's he doing?

[24:38:39] Is he talking to you?

[24:38:40] Yeah, yeah.

[24:38:41] Oh, is he at the passenger side door?

[24:38:44] No, yeah.

[24:38:45] Will you tell me to be in place?

[24:38:47] Yeah.

[24:38:48] Put it in part?

[24:38:49] Alright, listen to him.

[24:38:50] Put it in part.

[24:38:51] Oh, he's telling me to put the engine off.

[24:38:58] Yeah, well, you better listen to him.

[24:39:00] Alright, I want you to completely comply with him,

[24:39:15] but only refer to him as Officer Babycock.

[24:39:19] Okay?

[24:39:20] You understand?

[24:39:21] And you'll get your crack

[24:39:24] All right, okay, but completely reply only refer to him as officer baby cock. No, I should call Denzel

[24:40:01] Took it over to the shop and oh

[24:40:05] You know some bust up vehicle, you know, sometimes it happens like that

[24:40:10] Oh

[24:40:12] Sometimes you just put it in through a vest here and instead of bullets into drive

[24:40:17] Yeah, the something wrong with the vehicle I think, you know, I may have to take it to the

[24:40:22] cantor shop to see if they can inspect it.

[24:40:27] Drive for him, Malaysia.

[24:40:31] Oh god damn.

[24:40:33] Oh god damn.

[24:40:35] Jumping in the black foot he's staying behind me.

[24:40:38] You want to keep moving?

[24:40:39] Don't stay behind me like that.

[24:40:40] Where can I stand?

[24:40:44] Away from this because it's an active investigation.

[24:40:47] It's a traffic stop.

[24:40:49] All right, I was just supposed to get picked up just like here. Tell me when

[24:41:17] I got my yucks. All right, let's get into some trouble

[24:41:26] Hey, yo, what are you? What are you doing?

[24:41:42] Honestly, I just got done taking a major shit. All right. All right. Well, you want to get into some shit?

[24:41:52] I made it for a little bit. I'm high as fuck. I'll hang for like 30 30. All right. Okay. Yeah, that's

[24:41:57] That should be enough time. All right, I'm uh...

[24:42:00] Where do you want to meet?

[24:42:03] Um...

[24:42:05] All right, let's see. Where you at? Where you at?

[24:42:07] I'm at the uh...

[24:42:09] fucking parking lot across the street from the cource.

[24:42:13] Let me...

[24:42:14] Let me grab some shit. You mean you need to catch the fuck up?

[24:42:17] Um, do you see any green cars?

[24:42:20] Uh, or anything?

[24:42:22] You fucking shoot me, understand? I see some firemen.

[24:42:27] I'm sketched out right now. A little paranoid. I'll talk to you soon, all right?

[24:42:29] Shit, yeah, what the fuck's wrong? Yeah, we'll talk

[24:42:35] That doesn't sound good

[24:42:37] Maybe that's what people in my chat that I've never seen before won't shut the fuck up about

[24:42:42] Maybe that's what it is

[24:42:52] Yes, I like being yeah, dude. I should fucking drink right now

[24:43:03] Fuck this being tired shit

[24:43:06] Dude, I got some spritzers left

[24:43:09] Dude fuck this being tired ass shit ass pussy shit pussy ass shit

[24:43:28] Yeah, but I'm playing Ricky

[24:43:34] anyways

[24:43:36] When are we going to Japan?

[24:44:02] Yo

[24:44:04] Oh, no, I'm in the booth. I'm in the booth here right here. All right. What's going on? Why are you all free? So so first of all

[24:44:19] Anybody tells us we'll kill him. What the fuck is going on? Where do you talk? I mean, all right? Yeah

[24:44:23] Well, what the fuck's going on all right Ellie may be dead

[24:44:26] Sam's in the ICU, and so is Brenda.

[24:44:29] So let me get this straight.

[24:44:31] Sob killed Ellie, and then the cops showed up, and they shot him, and now he's in the ICU.

[24:44:38] Yeah.

[24:44:39] Jesus fucking Christ.

[24:44:41] Fuck.

[24:44:47] I knew it.

[24:44:48] I knew, the second I saw Ellie at that meeting, I was like, we can't have a girl in the

[24:44:52] lean boys.

[24:44:53] Sob's gonna fucking kill her.

[24:44:57] Alright.

[24:44:58] So that's not exactly what happened.

[24:45:00] Oh, what happened?

[24:45:01] Uh, so we don't know why Shaeble Brenda is in the ICU.

[24:45:06] However, Ellie was taken out by the Koreans.

[24:45:08] Wait, Brenda's in the ICU?

[24:45:09] Yeah.

[24:45:10] Oh my god, no, there's no Koreans.

[24:45:13] Sob got, okay, this is what happened.

[24:45:16] Sob killed Ellie.

[24:45:17] There's a tape of it.

[24:45:18] And then, oh.

[24:45:19] There's a videotape of it.

[24:45:21] Alright, what the fuck is going on here?

[24:45:23] What the fuck is happening over there?

[24:45:25] Who's getting a dick sucked?

[24:45:27] Jesus Christ.

[24:45:28] I don't know anything about Sob.

[24:45:30] So let me get this straight. Sobs was seriously in the ICU and two women are almost dead?

[24:45:34] I don't believe it.

[24:45:35] Yup.

[24:45:36] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I know what happened.

[24:45:38] So, but this is, okay. So this goes down. I went to prison for first, uh, 10th to first

[24:45:46] degree murder because, uh, chef of the green boys threatened my wife over the phone and

[24:45:50] I went to publicly execute him in front of six cops and fucked up.

[24:45:54] Oh shit. Yeah. How'd you fuck that up?

[24:45:57] Uh, being a dumbass, and being angry.

[24:46:00] All right.

[24:46:01] But, uh, this is the thing.

[24:46:03] I got a phone call today, Calvin Walker.

[24:46:06] Walker?

[24:46:07] Can't hear how fucking, no, Calvin Walker, right?

[24:46:10] And fucking, I'm just gonna hang on tight.

[24:46:13] Oh, shit.

[24:46:15] All right, fuck.

[24:46:18] Calvin Walker calls me.

[24:46:19] I sold him a car once, right?

[24:46:21] All right.

[24:46:22] He says Denzel, I need a huge favor, huge favor.

[24:46:27] Like I'll do anything for you to come to PDM. I was like, that's really sketchy. I

[24:46:32] Ask him regarding what he says he just wants to check up on me. I

[24:46:37] Was like what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[24:46:40] So we basically bullshit for 10 minutes. I give him an excuse not to meet

[24:46:45] Right. You sketch Alan then it calls me

[24:46:50] Asking if he is fucking if I can meet up with him about some shit

[24:46:54] He then, like, he basically understands where I'm coming from and says, okay, whatever,

[24:47:00] fine, that's bye, bye.

[24:47:02] So I get a little sketched out by it.

[24:47:04] So I decide, fuck it, I'll go in my super-faire's car and I'll swing by PDM.

[24:47:09] I drive through the construction site, I was going to park and get on the construction

[24:47:12] site and look at PDM, and there's a green cavalcade park back there.

[24:47:16] And I'm like, what the fuck?

[24:47:17] So I sped out.

[24:47:21] all the way. They're fucking looking for me. Or at least I

[24:47:24] think they are. There's a green cable. What the fuck is this

[24:47:28] video of? Ellie getting murdered. By who? I assume to be

[24:47:35] Koreans or whatever. Curtis told me about it. Koreans. Yeah,

[24:47:40] like the one guy, you don't know the guy. That doesn't make

[24:47:44] sense to me. There's only one group I know that filmed

[24:47:46] their murders. Is her head on her body? I didn't see it.

[24:47:52] So maybe

[24:47:59] This guy like in a

[24:48:02] Where's this video? Can I see it? I don't have it. I

[24:48:06] Curtis show told me not me. How'd he get it? Was he like secretly filming or did they send it to him or what?

[24:48:13] He found he he got like a he found it in a grave and it was titled rip. Ellie. Donald. Oh fuck

[24:48:20] In a fucking grave

[24:48:26] Yeah

[24:48:27] And now and no one knows where Ellie is

[24:48:29] I had no nobody knows where Ellie is and

[24:48:38] No, I'd have to see you I guess yeah

[24:48:42] I was basically told it was Koreans and mysteriously

[24:48:46] Sabin Brenda in the ICU

[24:48:51] So what the fuck?

[24:48:53] Yeah, and now there's like green boys or like yeah, I mean the green boys have always been an issue, you know

[24:48:59] Why the why the fuck are why are the Koreans pissed off at us?

[24:49:03] We're talking about like Timmy. I have no clue. Yeah, yeah, Sun, Moon or whatever. I mean we could blow up

[24:49:13] Little Korea. It's only like a block

[24:49:15] It's only a block long. Yeah, we could do that

[24:49:22] Well fuck all right, how long has Saab been under?

[24:49:28] Unknown I at least I think at least 24 hours, I guess now like 12 hours. I don't fucking know

[24:49:35] I'm not a mathematician. I'm bare with them

[24:49:38] So we don't know shit. We don't know why they're there

[24:49:41] We don't all we so we got told by the ballers of all people right sounds kind of fishy

[24:49:46] He said he saved the Brenda's life and pulled her out of the ocean

[24:49:52] What?

[24:49:53] Yeah, has anyone talked to the goddamn Koreans?

[24:49:58] No, but the Koreans the Koreans did this shit to Ellie before we knew of all this

[24:50:05] So that's why it's a little you know, how do we know was the Koreans?

[24:50:08] the the the alien yeah they were Curtis told me and I Curtis knows from Lang and

[24:50:16] and Speedy how the fuck do they know though I mean I assume they were there

[24:50:24] oh well if they were there why didn't they just stop it I don't know pull up

[24:50:32] to this person all right hey oh shit hey hey hey motherfucker is that Alan

[24:50:45] Hey

[24:50:47] Hey, have you seen any Koreans?

[24:50:51] What's your name?

[24:50:53] It's Willie.

[24:50:55] Willie what?

[24:50:57] Willie Bo.

[24:50:58] What the f- are you?

[24:51:00] Where are you?

[24:51:02] I am not sure why I'm in a car.

[24:51:05] What?

[24:51:07] What's wrong with this guy?

[24:51:09] I think he's in...

[24:51:11] Willie, what the hell's wrong with you?

[24:51:13] Yeah, I'm just gonna...

[24:51:15] I don't know, yeah.

[24:51:17] We should grab that guy, it'll make us feel better.

[24:51:21] Okay, listen, no, that's, we're gonna be serious.

[24:51:23] What?

[24:51:24] Take this seriously.

[24:51:25] I'm taking it seriously, what are we supposed to do?

[24:51:27] I'm not a doctor.

[24:51:28] I don't know, listen, like, literally, seriously.

[24:51:35] I came through here to fucking check

[24:51:37] on the fucking PDM, and there was a cavalcade

[24:51:39] in this area, all dark green.

[24:51:42] So greens around.

[24:51:43] All right.

[24:51:44] Just now?

[24:51:45] Purple was around early, yeah.

[24:51:46] like 20 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, before I took a shit.

[24:51:49] All right, well who's-

[24:51:50] So like 10 minutes ago.

[24:51:51] Okay, so, but we don't even know who the fuck's coming at us.

[24:51:54] Well, I know Green wants me dead.

[24:51:56] That's for damn sure.

[24:51:57] Green has an issue with us.

[24:51:59] Okay.

[24:52:00] Purple has claimed, you know,

[24:52:02] they saved Brenda's life

[24:52:03] and Tony said he would give them a truce for the day.

[24:52:07] You know, so I guess we're not going

[24:52:10] after Purple for the day only.

[24:52:11] So hold on, was Brenda not found,

[24:52:12] where the fuck did they find Sam?

[24:52:16] No fucking clue.

[24:52:17] We went to the hospital after getting told that, and they basically, that the hospital staff said they were brought in with

[24:52:24] gunshot wounds in the ICU.

[24:52:27] Bizarre.

[24:52:34] So you're thinking we should go to war with the doctors.

[24:52:42] Alright, look.

[24:52:44] I don't, I just, I don't, what the fuck are we supposed to do?

[24:52:47] You know? I don't know.

[24:52:49] Do we even have any leads or like what? I don't, it just seems like...

[24:52:55] You know, shit. I don't know, man.

[24:52:57] I think it sounds like I need to talk to talk to them

[24:53:01] You need to become around the moral

[24:53:06] See what the fuck's going on I think for now we just chill hold down the block

[24:53:14] Yeah

[24:53:15] All I know for sure is I see a green car. I'm killing the guy. Yeah

[24:53:22] Tell all the green cars you want to make you feel better. Oh shit. Look. She's repping. She's repping red

[24:53:27] Oh shit. Oh shit, she's holding it. Oh, that's pink stupid bitch

[24:53:34] Chips I got some bad news

[24:53:37] Your best friend Ellie has been murdered. She's been decapitated and it's on live leak

[24:53:43] Wait, what yep? I don't know apparently you're responsible is what I heard

[24:53:53] A lot of people are pointing the finger you

[24:53:55] So a lot of people are saying that you did it to me, so I don't know

[24:54:00] Look chips. We can't hang out if you kill that Lee. I'm sorry

[24:54:09] Well then who did chips

[24:54:13] Well, well, you better find out because I right now I'm right now

[24:54:18] I think it's you because that's all I got so I'm thinking it's you right now

[24:54:23] Well chips you're gonna have to find out then I don't know what to tell you

[24:54:28] Well, I can't give crack to someone who killed Ellie so until you can prove to me that you didn't kill Ellie

[24:54:34] Then I can't give you any crack fake gas gas station, but if you do prove it, then I'll give you crack

[24:54:43] If you prove that you didn't do it if you prove your innocence

[24:54:48] Yeah, all right. Good luck. All right. I got chips on it. He'll figure it out

[24:54:57] All right. Yeah, I mean you correct it. Yeah. Yeah, they do anything for correct. Yeah, he'll figure it out

[24:55:03] I'm telling you you could you could tell a crack had cure cancer

[24:55:07] You were a week, you know cure cancer, and I'll give you all the crack you want

[24:55:14] Should be done

[24:55:25] There's the keys by the way see if you're right. All right. I

[24:55:28] Figured you're gonna ask you putting on your tank top. Are you keeping the we're matching well?

[24:55:33] I'm keeping this for right now. Yeah, we're matching this looks good. I got my hood up though

[24:55:37] Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean I just kind of figured out uh, you know

[24:55:43] see what's going down, maybe you know, get a little bit of sleep, sleep good night and

[24:55:49] uh, shit it sounds like it's a big day tomorrow.

[24:55:51] Yeah, I'm so fucking tired right now.

[24:55:53] Yeah, it sounds like tomorrow's gonna be a big day, so.

[24:55:56] Yeah, I mean like I said, I know for sure any green, I'm fucking murdering them tonight.

[24:56:03] A purple, I mean if they pull a gun on us, we're fucking killing them.

[24:56:08] the koreans it was basically kurtis told me koreans murder deli so i'm not

[24:56:14] trusting any koreans tonight

[24:56:16] oh that's none no koreans

[24:56:21] any of the korean family all right whatever the fuck they're called

[24:56:28] some moon in the jets or whatever the fuck all right hey don't they run that

[24:56:32] poker game yeah they do

[24:56:35] i want to shoot it up oh shit it didn't feel

[24:56:40] Look, honestly, I want to shoot up the strip club too. All right, but are we holding on that strip club?

[24:56:49] Yeah, but they won't give speedy money. They won't they won't they keep denying him. Oh

[24:56:55] That's why that's why it's open order

[24:57:03] All right, it's fuel

[24:57:10] Fuck yeah

[24:57:12] Well, yeah, let's try by I guess see if anyone's there

[24:57:16] This is what we need to do, we need to uh, we need to kidnap their customers when they're in the parking lot

[24:57:21] Then we need to take them somewhere and we need to stop on their balls

[24:57:23] That way they won't want to go to the strip club anymore, they're not gonna have any balls

[24:57:28] Yup

[24:57:34] You got your shotty

[24:57:35] Yeah, of course I got my shotty

[24:57:36] Alright, I got my Oozzy

[24:57:38] Oh, here we go

[24:57:41] Yeah, no, the fucking chef ran into the strip club when I went to murder him

[24:57:44] In front of a bunch of cops

[24:57:45] Who the fuck is chef?

[24:57:47] He's the GSF guy

[24:57:48] The green boy

[24:57:58] Man this all happened. I've only be gone two days

[24:58:04] Yeah, I know I know

[24:58:07] It's fucking nuts. I

[24:58:09] Wish I wasn't tired

[24:58:11] Like I woke up early today to get shit done

[24:58:22] Hey, what about this whole plan I got is anyone

[24:58:27] How's that going? You're so many plans which one the fucking pawn shop that one

[24:58:31] Oh, yeah, we've been holding it down. Oh, yeah, is everyone on board with the plan? Has anyone talked to Speedy yet?

[24:58:38] I don't know if Speedy's been talked to, but everybody like, like Tony, all the boys, they're like pretty much on board.

[24:58:44] Like Tony was actually, me, Tony and Curtis were watching the fucking pawn shop today.

[24:58:48] Okay, alright, alright, I like it, I like it.

[24:58:51] What's going on back here? Well, anyways. Alright, well, yeah, everything sounds good.

[24:59:30] I think sounds nice and good. I just don't want save to die

[24:59:39] Look, I don't want to have to die either

[24:59:41] but

[24:59:42] He knew what he signed up for you know what I mean

[24:59:46] This is this is the life that we chose Denzel

[24:59:48] And if he does die, we'll figure out who the fuck put him there and then they'll then they'll fucking die

[24:59:56] All right, it's as simple as that also my radio my radio call sign is legs by the way

[25:00:01] I'm the arms. Yeah, so to get our arms like there. All right. Okay. I like it. What's good?

[25:00:07] Also, I think D might be around soon, so she's around that we're getting a four door or we're

[25:00:17] going to actively patrol PDM while she's there.

[25:00:19] Alright, yeah, no song.

[25:00:21] Because they threatened her over the phone, so...

[25:00:24] Who's they?

[25:00:25] The Green Boy, Chef.

[25:00:27] I told him he'll see James Carter soon, like the little bitch he is, who's James

[25:00:31] Carter's like the dead guy.

[25:00:34] So why do they not like us?

[25:00:36] I

[25:00:41] Can't remember shit well not right now it's like the green boys are like with the purple boys and

[25:00:48] The purple boys don't like us and need to do is we need to find out where these motherfuckers stash houses are and we need to hit that shit

[25:00:57] True true. I only know where the bike is stash houses

[25:01:02] Do we like the bikers I

[25:01:04] I don't know yeah, I feel like I need to talk to like Tony or Langer

[25:01:22] I feel like I'm really out of the loop right now

[25:01:31] If I was around more, do you know give a fuck I had a great fucking weekend. Hey

[25:01:44] Hey, boy

[25:01:46] Yeah, I was gonna say that looks like bug

[25:01:49] Borg

[25:01:50] When did you start putting the towel on your pants instead of your shoulder?

[25:01:53] I can't be I'm no towel on the shoulder. Oh

[25:02:06] Fuck well shit

[25:02:09] Dude, I don't know what happened, but if Brenda died or okay if Brenda's in the ICU

[25:02:16] Because of sobbing a criminal. Oh, yeah

[25:02:26] Keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going. All right. It's just so yeah, okay. Go back. It's a little awkward now. Oh

[25:02:33] Wait, is that the chick? Yes. Oh, that's the chick. Yes. Yes

[25:02:40] Damn she live over you

[25:02:47] Yes, she does back to pension premium

[25:02:50] All right. Yeah, I don't I don't think I don't really want to talk with her yet

[25:02:54] I want to be I figured you weren't ready for they know what you look like so well that that is good to know

[25:03:00] But yeah, I want I want to poke at her a little more before I

[25:03:03] Are we jumping her?

[25:03:07] pacing I want to poke at her a little more

[25:03:25] anyways

[25:03:27] Dude if so if Brenda's in the hospital because of sobbing a criminal somehow

[25:03:34] That'd be so fucking sick

[25:03:37] I told you took a trip, you know you would chill it out for a bit

[25:03:41] Yeah, chill out had to have some loose ends. I do throw some people in the lake

[25:03:47] Oh, it's okay. Oh

[25:03:51] Nope

[25:03:53] That's all right everything's okay now. There we go dude at dude if Ashlyn perma Brenda

[25:04:06] Because she got tied up in some shit because sobs a criminal

[25:04:10] After she was saying like all you know all the shit about how you know, she's not

[25:04:15] Comfortable with it. Oh my god. I would fuck

[25:04:21] Welcome back to pinch a premium is it Sultan running or is it the van?

[25:04:25] Absolutely the man I guess and drama coming why I'm just saying it would be a good perma

[25:04:41] I don't I mean, I don't know what happens. I don't know

[25:04:51] Perming your most popular character. Well

[25:04:55] Whenever I perm my character and I go and play a new character. I always gain viewers

[25:04:59] Yeah, but they're the that gun bitch that runs the strip club apparently

[25:05:02] She hasn't paid speedy and speedy is like going after every fucking day

[25:05:07] going after her need to go fucking her like the people that go there make him

[25:05:14] not want to fucking go there anymore yeah that's what I was thinking right I

[25:05:16] was thinking what if you bought a strip club pass so you could unlock the strip

[25:05:20] club doors so me and you could go in and out whenever we wanted oh that's a

[25:05:24] good idea we can sit there wait till motherfuckers walk in and fuck them up

[25:05:29] yep there's a fucking point shotguns the backs of everybody's heads problem

[25:05:33] and then you know stop just fucking exactly cuz I'm creative well Ashland's

[25:05:43] creative I think it's really cool that uh Ashland was brand new to RP and instead

[25:05:51] of making a fucking gun-running criminal she made Brenda I think that's

[25:05:54] really I actually have mad respect for that I think that's really I think that

[25:05:59] if she permit Brenda and made another character I think that she could make I

[25:06:02] think she'd hit it out of the fucking park dude maybe maybe they're all in

[25:06:24] Mr. Club also am I loud for you I keep hearing myself when you speak

[25:06:31] No, yeah, I don't know it's weird cards

[25:06:37] All right, I was gonna say I'll just stay lost trust be quiet if I know no

[25:06:44] Shit is Alan or I still need to talk to Alan

[25:06:46] I just need to figure out one more thing so I can get this fucking cleaning business. Yeah, let's let's talk to him

[25:06:50] Just be a be prepared. I'm not actually he okay

[25:06:53] Well, fuck you anyway, you're where I will live anyway.

[25:06:57] Yeah, I need, cause alright, so the only thing about this whole new ID business, I gotta figure

[25:07:08] out the car situation.

[25:07:09] Yeah, yeah.

[25:07:12] So personally, as a salesman and former manager, he could put in the books, like we have

[25:07:22] books, he could put in the books under a different name.

[25:07:26] But when the plates, but I'm pretty sure the plates ran it will come back to you. Yes, that's the issue

[25:07:32] Okay, you don't think there's any way to fucking

[25:07:34] Fudge that there might be but that would be it would be rare. I think

[25:07:41] So I think it would then it would just go in that person's garage the person whose name yeah, exactly

[25:07:46] exactly

[25:07:47] Well, then if that's case then I'll have to do some sort of like rental cars or something

[25:07:52] I'll do I'll do rental car business

[25:07:55] Oh, yeah, yep for the help with the shop is that is that's what that's about, right?

[25:08:01] No, it's so these people who are assuming these new identities they need something to get around in right oh

[25:08:08] Yeah, they can't drive their fucking cars

[25:08:11] So then I just do that's why that's why you ask Allen to make you want it's a PDM salesman and

[25:08:21] These people they have no identities you pull out a test drive for them and give it to them

[25:08:26] And they get pulled over they just said that you know test driving, you know

[25:08:29] I mean

[25:08:30] Do that. That's my idea when I was on the run. I just pulled out a test drive. That's pretty good

[25:08:35] That's pretty good. I like that. I like that, but I don't know man. How many times a day you think you get pulled over and

[25:08:42] You know, I don't drive like a fuckwad. I didn't even get pulled over and I drive like a fuckwad

[25:08:47] We're talking about people that are on the run from the cops. They're fuckwads

[25:08:50] So I wonder if she lives there then, do you know?

[25:09:00] I think so

[25:09:02] To me if we're gonna go at it, we should go at it. We should fucking like robber house

[25:09:08] Drive like bleeder

[25:09:11] Yeah, Robber house and bleeder

[25:09:14] Bleeder drive in take all our guns take all our shit

[25:09:24] So Tim Lee just tweeted come on down and play blackjack

[25:09:27] However, the boys didn't want strike until tomorrow so everybody can be around for it in the leg of over taliation type thing

[25:09:34] Yeah, we can do that or we can wait till someone leaves blackjack and wait till they go to the bank and fucking rob them before they get in the bank

[25:09:46] You know what, let's rob the business.

[25:09:48] Fuck it.

[25:09:49] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[25:09:50] We can't hit that whole thing, just us.

[25:09:52] No, no, no, I'm saying, like, let's, let's, let's just,

[25:09:54] all the people they leave just fucking snatch them.

[25:09:57] Yeah, let's do it.

[25:09:58] Let's fucking do it.

[25:10:00] You know, instead of Black Betty,

[25:10:01] he's dead with, like, I don't know, some sort of fucking

[25:10:05] note in that pocket.

[25:10:07] Oh, I just want the money.

[25:10:10] Oh, you're against murdering these people?

[25:10:12] No, no, no, no.

[25:10:13] I want to murder them.

[25:10:14] I'm just saying, I don't want to send any messages.

[25:10:15] No.

[25:10:16] You took the whole game on the same page.

[25:10:17] That's all.

[25:10:22] I got $200 for my fucking name.

[25:10:28] Oh, shit.

[25:10:30] What are you, do you need anything?

[25:10:33] I need to help you, Rossy.

[25:10:34] He's not my fucking name.

[25:10:35] OK, yeah, it's fine.

[25:10:36] I can make my own goddamn money.

[25:10:37] I just need some fucking help.

[25:10:39] All right, all right.

[25:10:46] Ha.

[25:11:06] Hey, you fucking prick.

[25:11:09] Rik, Rik, yeah, I won't look at this guy.

[25:11:10] Hey, you fucking prick.

[25:11:13] I don't give a fuck if you won't get the star or not.

[25:11:14] He fucking hit you.

[25:11:15] The least you can do is say fucking sorry asshole.

[25:11:17] Hang on a second.

[25:11:19] Oh you're on the fucking phone?

[25:11:21] Oh some asshole!

[25:11:23] Yeah some assholes behind me.

[25:11:25] Motherfucker.

[25:11:27] Who the fuck? Who the fuck does this fucking asshole?

[25:11:34] Fuck that guy. Piece of shit.

[25:11:44] Who the fuck is that guy? Who the fuck does he think he is?

[25:11:48] New goal.

[25:11:50] I don't think you can see our car.

[25:11:52] I don't give a fuck. He called me some fucking asshole.

[25:12:03] New goal, let's get a new fucking car, find that motherfucker, kidnap him, cut his neck open in the desert.

[25:12:09] Okay, alright, alright, alright, yeah, let's do that instead.

[25:12:17] He's Goma's brother and Goma's a piece of shit, so fuck it.

[25:12:20] Who the fuck is Goma?

[25:12:21] Oh, I know Goma, the guy that does the hell rides.

[25:12:24] Goma was with Otto when Otto was trying to fuck with Sabagine, so we're gonna fight him.

[25:12:30] Wait, Otto's trying to fuck with Sabagine?

[25:12:32] Yeah, he got squashed.

[25:12:33] Yeah, and he's not really squashed, he kinda just went away.

[25:12:36] wait what how reason was this like two weeks ago oh my god is auto poking his

[25:12:44] head out of the fucking gutter again he literally came back randomly one day

[25:12:48] notes were left at a Brenda's place of work which is the hospital like

[25:12:55] threatening and then and then he randomly showed up then they had a

[25:13:01] conversation I packed my gun and I was watching over it with D and the next thing I know fucking

[25:13:09] Gommers like Denzel I know that's you and he was with Otto. I just don't understand why we

[25:13:22] let this Otto guy get away with so much fucking bullshit. Yeah, no. Honestly me and you one day

[25:13:27] should just take him out and end him. We fucking should. We fucking should. We already know

[25:13:32] that he's the fucking plug for all this cocaine shit. We should fuck him, take him out.

[25:13:35] god damn figure out all the fucking details we can cut his fucking open try

[25:13:40] to run that Ricky I distribute cocaine all right I'm a coke distributed for whom

[25:13:46] I had not for auto for a guy named Dom dumb that's a stupid name yeah I see

[25:13:54] what you did there all right what's the fucking what you like this guy

[25:14:02] he's all right where's he get his shit from I have no fucking clue we should

[25:14:07] figure out and fucking cut them out run that shit ourselves me and you easy no

[25:14:14] problem we could do that shit no problem you and I we could we could we

[25:14:22] should yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean we could do that something about

[25:14:34] yeah I talked to you know lying about it you know I am probably gonna be like

[25:14:45] fully with you guys and they I may be able to get you like two or three bricks

[25:14:49] a week or whatever if I forget it's like two bricks of coke a week who's this

[25:14:52] fucking dom guy run with I his brother Jamal who's a rapper oh fuck what the

[25:14:59] man they got no fucking business being a part of what they fuck that that's easy

[25:15:03] pickings all right they just mom by I think I forget mama this one like

[25:15:23] they stupid fucking name now the eyebrows is the best part that way you

[25:15:32] don't know if he's mad or not was that guy named the buck you said yeah that

[25:15:43] guy book welcome to penta premium yo smoke monkey 13 coming in with a brand

[25:15:53] new sub thank you for that master gains brand new prime sub as well thank you

[25:15:57] boys welcome to the pentafons I've even looked at the sub count yet but it

[25:16:01] doesn't matter because you guys are here

[25:16:04] What the ffff?

[25:16:14] Hailstrom, seven months in a row.

[25:16:16] Lamarble with the year. Thank you for the year.

[25:16:18] Yeah, you worked your day in the shop with me.

[25:16:20] 19 months.

[25:16:22] Like some kind of cover or something?

[25:16:24] Uh, Yo-Hob, two months in a row.

[25:16:28] Darkness, soul, 99, two months in a row.

[25:16:30] Uh, Altraz, LOL with two months in a row.

[25:16:32] Says you're a fucking dickhead.

[25:16:34] Thank you. Addie, gifting to sub to Zandite.

[25:16:36] Welcome back.

[25:16:38] Upsleet, Rx. Six months.

[25:16:40] Dude with eight months

[25:16:44] Skidoo skidoo I didn't even understand what you said. Huh? I said was some kind of fucking cover or something

[25:16:50] No, I think he just works it

[25:16:54] Skidoo 25 months in a row. Thank you for the 25 months in a row. Oh, why am I on right now?

[25:17:13] Should be sleeping back to Penta premium. Who's he with seven months? Thanks for that

[25:17:21] That's so long.

[25:17:23] Tharab's people?

[25:17:27] Have you always had your arms and legs?

[25:17:30] No.

[25:17:32] I didn't know that. I found that date yesterday.

[25:17:34] From who?

[25:17:36] I fucking, I forget, honestly.

[25:17:38] I'm too tired to remember shit.

[25:17:40] Man, this place looks like it's supposed to.

[25:17:42] Fuck. What do you mean?

[25:17:44] Like, what did I add to get them back?

[25:17:46] Well, I mean it was just as simple as,

[25:17:50] um, cutting off Uchiha's

[25:17:52] arms and legs, kidnapping Dr.

[25:17:54] Dr. Choi forcing her to do the base forcing her to do the surgery at gunpoint and the basement of a meth lab and then once the cops and

[25:18:01] Paramedics showed up Chang just had to kidnap me back from the back of the ambulance

[25:18:08] I mean it was really easy

[25:18:11] Okay, all right. Well this fucking casino doesn't look open

[25:18:29] Where the fuck then?

[25:18:31] You think it's trapped. I think this company just come play blackjack shit. It's a fucking trap

[25:18:35] try to lure us in maybe I don't even know what the fuck's going on I don't

[25:18:41] know I don't know the extent of this shit I don't know what the hell is going

[25:18:44] on oh there's car there hey you know if this shit's open who the fuck is it

[25:19:15] what fuck is this hey hey hey hey hey do you know this shit's open I apparently

[25:19:26] was I got a message it was it was oh shit yeah I'm not sure now so sorry

[25:19:30] That's all right. Are you here to gamble? Oh, no, I was working back to you a quick fix

[25:19:36] Do you work there?

[25:19:38] No, okay. All right

[25:19:41] Be safe. What a shitty outfit

[25:19:46] Was a shitty on the other corner over there. Yes, he's moving. He's moving that guy. Yeah, fuck that guy

[25:19:51] She already answered my question

[25:19:55] All right, well as much as I'd love to go I do want to go on a kidnapping spree

[25:19:58] But we do need to talk to Alan first

[25:20:00] All right, you want me to call them? Yeah

[25:20:04] Yeah, I have to talk to him. Is that that fucking must?

[25:20:13] For itself, dude. I have to talk to Alan. I

[25:20:29] Need to figure out this car situation

[25:20:33] Let's push all the hood for a bit. He might have went to sleep

[25:20:38] Fucking talk to him, I guess. Yeah, I have to figure out

[25:20:55] I don't think Ricky does know Boas

[25:20:58] We just we know of we know of him

[25:21:04] because they did that whole uh, him like Ricky was around when they dropped um

[25:21:12] Dr. Lupo out of a helicopter and then he never role-played again so that's

[25:21:22] good good times great scoop them up from the fucking train station drop them

[25:21:43] out a helicopter and then he never role-played again oh my god fucking

[25:21:53] shit lords dude. No, Lupo's actually a pretty fucking nice guy. He's a really

[25:22:06] nice guy. Um, they're just fucking shit lords.

[25:22:14] Good driving. Thank you. Yeah, um, did you ever hear about the time the boy... Oh shit. Oh shit.

[25:22:26] Oh fuck. What are they purple boys doing there? Yeah, looks like purple boys and I don't know,

[25:22:36] some random fucking car yes you see let's park it up let's park it up pull

[25:22:42] up the next but I didn't know any better it's a real helicopter it's the

[25:23:24] fuck oh shit it's fucking buck

[25:23:28] what the fuck well shit and now I really wish your bullet would I hit him

[25:23:38] yeah no shit you think he's talk you think he's talking about us right oh

[25:23:41] Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go speed through here. What's wrong with them? Let's try to catch up with them

[25:23:52] Yeah, your kids play around here

[25:23:55] My kids play in this fucking room

[25:23:57] Dude, I

[25:24:06] Love this fucking turf war. It's just so funny because it's so fucking close

[25:24:12] Fuck you think they were talking about I

[25:24:15] Have no fucking clue. I don't know I say we just kidnap fucking get fucking info out of him

[25:24:29] What fuck was he doing down there? I

[25:24:31] Don't know was that breezy?

[25:24:33] Yeah, yeah, you just casually chatting up your fucking buddy breezy. I think breezy likes me. I'm gonna go try to talk with him

[25:24:40] I think he likes me. Oh shit. You see this guy on this bike up here

[25:24:52] Mm-hmm

[25:25:13] Well what breezy is not going anywhere. I got moves around quick. Well breezy. No

[25:26:05] But wait Denzel you fucking

[25:26:07] I

[25:26:13] Shit breezy come on get next to this motherfucker right here. All right, we thought today come on man

[25:26:19] We're gonna do shit. Come on man. We're talking to you earlier

[25:26:25] Anybody moves you catching bullets

[25:26:30] Is what y'all doing down here dog

[25:26:32] To talk to you breezy!

[25:26:34] We literally wanted to talk to you.

[25:26:36] If I wanted to...

[25:26:37] Alright, we finna talk what on my terms then, Joe.

[25:26:39] You and my turf. That clear, homie?

[25:26:40] I understand.

[25:26:41] No, don't come in. Please, my arms are still new!

[25:26:43] Please, though!

[25:26:44] I'm not gonna do it hard. Relax, dawg.

[25:26:46] Oh, yes!

[25:26:47] Are you rickety?

[25:26:47] I was just told about you.

[25:26:49] By who?

[25:26:51] It don't matter, dawg.

[25:26:52] You came down to cut about a week ago.

[25:26:54] Didn't you, dawg?

[25:26:55] About a week ago?

[25:26:56] Yeah, I was just talking to motherfuckers.

[25:27:00] Listen.

[25:27:00] I wanted to talk to motherfuckers.

[25:27:01] Let's go. We're going for a walk.

[25:27:02] All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, ain't nobody getting hurt as long as you don't do nothing stupid. All right

[25:27:10] I'm a very very reasonable motherfucker. We thought that there was a truth

[25:27:14] Hey, I got Ricky and Denzel down the cut and taking them behind the seas house homies. Oh, they're good

[25:27:25] Where are you radioing? I

[25:27:29] Don't know you mister. Maybe you get to know me and I'll tell you dog. I

[25:27:34] Thought we had it. I thought we had a truce. Yeah, I thought we did too homie. Oh shit

[25:27:39] I

[25:27:53] There's no one

[25:28:01] Yeah, I thought we had a truth to diselble some shit gone down today dog

[25:28:04] Y'all mother fucker explain homie. Yeah, what the fuck happened? Look to me once my homies get here. We'll talk dog

[25:28:11] I'm waiting I understand all right

[25:28:14] So what the fuck you said the way to truce I

[25:28:16] I guess what he told me today. It's what Tony said

[25:28:21] Motherfucker dog. Oh, yeah that that for that baller for like you look breezy

[25:28:39] I don't don't take too long the handcuffs turn the water on them fucking waiting around forever dog

[25:28:45] Look, I don't even know what any of this shit's about all right. I like you guys

[25:28:49] Why the fuck you roll with this motherfucker threatened to kill me dog. What the f- when I have been out of town

[25:28:54] All fucking weekend. I have only been back in town for an hour

[25:28:58] Why don't you tell them in Denzel when you went motherfucking berserk on my ass for no reason mother fucker

[25:29:03] Yeah, and then we talked today, and you said you would have a truce. You're gonna

[25:29:09] You lean boy, is that what you tell me? No, I fucking roll with him

[25:29:13] Then you might have a problem with you

[25:29:16] No, I fucking hang out with him

[25:29:18] If I had a problem with you, I wouldn't have listened to Tony with a shot your ass up

[25:29:23] I didn't shoot you push me in the face of a truce dog. I'd place this right that's out a bitch

[25:29:28] Oh, this is the first bitch!

[25:29:34] Oh my god.

[25:29:36] Fuck, what the hell are you talking about?

[25:29:46] Well, you know, it's not. When I'm being hit, when I'm pissed the fuck off, it's not.

[25:29:51] Look, I haven't even been-

[25:29:59] to you about something that's why we came down here that's why I put my strap away I wasn't trying

[25:30:04] shit because I was under the impression there was a truth and nothing was gonna be done because

[25:30:09] we're talking like gentlemen I'm gonna hold on your straps and give both y'all your money back

[25:30:13] all right all right I understand I'm just I ain't taking nothing else don't give me shit what the

[25:30:20] fuck you got on you dog just a gun and I'm giving the money back yeah the ooze is in my

[25:30:24] fucking jacket you can grab it it's in the jacket all right shit no I wasn't

[25:30:31] coming up there sorry I'm slow with this shit yeah you know it's all good if it's

[25:30:37] being weird you know I can just kind of put it on the car trunk for you if you

[25:30:40] need me to it might be the incline doing it oh no we go we go there we go

[25:30:49] just taking the oozy don't give a fuck what else how much money I take off

[25:30:53] you it was only like you don't bother don't bad like don't fight it doesn't

[25:30:57] Now how much was a dollar?

[25:30:58] It's $274.

[25:31:00] $274.

[25:31:05] I don't think anyone likes the shotgun.

[25:31:06] All right, Ricky, where's your gun at, dawg?

[25:31:08] Oh, okay, let's see.

[25:31:09] I got a Glock.

[25:31:10] I got a Glock and it tucked behind my waistband there

[25:31:13] in the back.

[25:31:14] And then I got a sawed off duct tape to my leg.

[25:31:17] All right, how much money you got, homie?

[25:31:18] I don't know, like 50 bucks.

[25:31:21] All right, I'll get that back to you, dawg.

[25:31:23] I just got some food in my pocket.

[25:31:28] Come down to the cut.

[25:31:29] Don't have your gun at home.

[25:31:31] Look, I've been out of town this whole weekend.

[25:31:34] I don't know what the hell is going on.

[25:31:37] Oh, Ricky, you had 99 bucks on your dog.

[25:31:42] Okay, well, okay, thank you.

[25:31:44] Thank you for being honest.

[25:31:45] All right, they got fucking pulled over by the police, so give them a minute, dog, my

[25:31:56] bad.

[25:31:57] I mean, we're on the line to get our fucking cuffs loosened a bit, I'm not.

[25:32:00] Nah, I'm sorry, dog, I'm feeling it with the lean boys, I can't do it, but I'll

[25:32:04] turn you all around.

[25:32:05] What about me?

[25:32:06] All right, I'm not gonna run, I came here.

[25:32:08] Ricky, you with somebody that affiliated, dog, I can't do it, homie, I'm sorry,

[25:32:13] All right, well

[25:32:16] Man Denzel they must have felt you wouldn't want to help him going on these last two months, dog

[25:32:20] I

[25:32:22] God for like two months. I've only been back for like a week and I was gone this whole fucking weekend. All right, look

[25:32:26] I'm not Rick Ricky Rick look dog if I disappear for a week or whatever homie and I'm traveling through Jamestown

[25:32:33] You think the Vogue was telling them treat me the same dog?

[25:32:36] But I'm saying I don't know what I've ever done to you guys personally

[25:32:40] nothing homie but you're rolling what a fuck has it been fucking us up all right

[25:32:45] I'm not rolling with anyone all right you roll with Denzel he just saved all

[25:32:48] yeah he rolled the lead boys I hang out with them it's other than fucking

[25:32:52] official I fucking hang out with them I fucking store the stroke maces would

[25:32:56] save I know you did we don't wait I'm gonna talk about that home you haven't

[25:33:00] told we fuck I was walking on I get it like they said man I put my fucking

[25:33:08] Who's he awaits? I was only the impression there was a truce today

[25:33:12] Because of what happened the bread was happening to say shit that you and the motherfucking weird-ass looking shit

[25:33:17] Who that in the pink?

[25:33:21] All right, come on about a dude in there in the purple stripes. Let's all get out

[25:33:27] Don't have your guns out of homies gonna fuck you up

[25:33:32] Chef obviously know that too, though. I truly fuck yeah, I'll be chill though. That's all fucked me

[25:33:50] If they do anything, I'll beat the ass. They know better dog. Oh

[25:33:56] Find this one. He's a ugly motherfucker

[25:33:58] I got Denzel and this is Ricky right here. That's Ricky right there. Holy fuck Ricky.

[25:34:08] How long is it? I don't even know what the hell's going on. Hi Ricky. Nice to meet you.

[25:34:18] I'm a fucking solo operation. I don't run with anyone. We don't run with nobody. Nope. Sure fucking

[25:34:28] No, don't let me find out otherwise because then we're gonna have even more problems if you lie on my face right now

[25:34:33] Ain't no fucking problems

[25:34:36] So you see you don't run with nobody

[25:34:40] Some other shit about uh

[25:34:43] Denzel and you well, well, you know

[25:34:45] It's like a game of fucking telephone. Yeah, I heard you guys sip rain

[25:34:49] Hey, Tim, what are you that mean?

[25:34:51] Yeah, he's green's dick in other terms. What's that explode?

[25:34:59] No, no, no, he's he's caught up with the cops or me. Let me see if I can't get him now

[25:35:04] Look 50% of this collection we have here is this problem dog. So yeah, he probably need to get here homie

[25:35:11] Look I've been out of town for like two months. I've been gone all fucking weekend. I don't know what the hell

[25:35:16] Yeah, yeah, but 15 minutes ago y'all made a dire motherfucking mistake on this

[25:35:20] Okay, what are you talking about?

[25:35:23] What do you mean what am I talking about?

[25:35:25] You know the the barrels on these guns is awful warm boys

[25:35:34] Yeah, I shouldn't be I have my yeah, I definitely is some motherfucker goddamn branded to be a call me an asshole

[25:35:40] And so you shoot him over that dog not going your hand-to-hand instead

[25:35:44] Yeah, well, I don't know if I can chase down a fucking Lamborghini. Do you think you can track star?

[25:35:48] I

[25:35:49] Mean my pick a door goes 275 dog probably could home. Well my stolen piece of shit doesn't go very fast

[25:35:56] All right

[25:35:59] But you had another one over here

[25:36:01] Now I just these two dog

[25:36:03] Where's the other one? I only see where the rain boys tonight. What's it mean? You only see one of them

[25:36:08] Hey, I'm literally only see Ricky. You don't see me. You don't see Denzel. Oh, she don't see me see him

[25:36:15] All right, I'm doing it. Yeah, I'm to the right of Ricky

[25:36:18] Do you see the guy in green Denzel?

[25:36:20] Yeah, no, I see him, I can hear him, and maybe one of us needs to sleep?

[25:36:25] I don't know.

[25:36:26] I can see him though.

[25:36:27] Man, if he could see you, that means you don't want to go to sleep, dawg.

[25:36:30] No, I see him.

[25:36:31] I see shit.

[25:36:32] You just woke up?

[25:36:33] Yeah, yeah, he did.

[25:36:34] Did you hold him?

[25:36:35] You been awake, dawg?

[25:36:36] Like, 30 minutes?

[25:36:37] If they had 45 maybe?

[25:36:38] Well, none of that make any sense, dude.

[25:36:39] Why don't you just try to fucking loosen his cuffs and walk around the

[25:36:40] office?

[25:36:41] Yeah, maybe loosen my cuffs for a minute.

[25:36:42] What you gonna do?

[25:36:43] Yeah, maybe lose to my cuffs for a minute you what you're gonna make or you can

[25:36:53] I don't want to take the gun right why don't you want to take it out all in

[25:37:04] Alright Denzel

[25:37:07] Chef can you see me I'm right here to do a jump

[25:37:16] You're right next to me shit

[25:37:24] Yeah, please though sorry about it can be a show

[25:37:29] They go

[25:37:30] Yo, we should try to escorting him. That's my head is telling me that's a definitely sucks these drones off guard, man

[25:37:43] Yeah, so is mine. Oh well too late now

[25:37:49] The guy literally have no idea what the fuck is well we wanted to make this fast

[25:37:54] Yeah, we did all it make what fast

[25:37:58] Ricky I

[25:37:59] Think a lot of people miss you

[25:38:02] You ever seen a punk Asian kid named Cody wonder where he is? I don't know

[25:38:08] Virgin it's probably dead in a river. Look. I don't know anything about no virgins. All right

[25:38:12] I don't know what any of this shit is about all right. What the hell is going on here?

[25:38:15] Well, I'm gonna show you fuck is this guy we can wait for chef

[25:38:23] You can you can cut it to him dry right now. Damn it up to you homie

[25:38:27] Yeah, yeah, I really wanted to give Ricky over the buck, but should be here

[25:38:36] Here we go

[25:38:38] It's pretty dumb move giving yourself up to that of me

[25:38:42] Come back to town after four months and shoot Lamborghini's by the fuck not he's a fucking asshole

[25:38:48] He's crazy motherfucker, Ricky

[25:38:51] If you want so kissed up to the rain boys, I fucking rub the shit out of you

[25:38:55] I don't know what the hell you are talking about what the fucking dog Merry Christmas the motherfucker to shot at you dog

[25:39:03] But you can see me right? Yeah, I can see it was a man

[25:39:07] All right, oh

[25:39:08] Look at that fast ass Lamborghini so you can drive away and run to your fucking friends you fucking coward

[25:39:13] No, I actually found him dog. Yeah, cuz you cuz you was shooting Alice looking for Denzel probably for what how wrong

[25:39:21] Alright, we'll fuck you up.

[25:39:23] Alright, fine, you know what I'm talking about.

[25:39:24] You got a problem with me?

[25:39:25] Fine, me and you.

[25:39:26] Mono-a-mono right now.

[25:39:27] No guns, just fists.

[25:39:28] Let's go.

[25:39:29] Where are you too big of a fucking pussy?

[25:39:31] Oh, now you want to do it after our closings.

[25:39:34] Oh, real fucking good.

[25:39:36] He ends behind my fucking back.

[25:39:38] You're a fucking bitch, you know what I'm saying?

[25:39:41] Real fucking good.

[25:39:43] He ends behind my fucking back.

[25:39:44] You see Gensiel now, homie?

[25:39:47] Oh shit.

[25:39:48] Real fucking nice.

[25:39:49] real smart yeah yeah we say they've got run his mouth all the time these

[25:39:55] handcuffs oh what a fucking real fucking good fucking coward hey what's going on

[25:40:00] me fucking coward pull the gun out the irony I just can't take it the irony of

[25:40:08] it all doll I'm sure you had a gun on you I don't know I got a gun on me

[25:40:14] Me and you mono a mono. I will book we

[25:40:21] You want to take him with you and settle it so that up to you dog

[25:40:25] Okay, all right. Yeah yours home. Oh

[25:40:30] Ricky, I don't know what gonna happen to you dog, but uh

[25:40:33] You could always come down the cut. I'll give it a shock. I'm back dog with a pistol man. Okay. I

[25:40:38] Appreciate it. Yep. Just come down the cut. I'll give it a shock. I'm back way. I don't know

[25:40:49] a couple fucking shots at your car and you get all upset no no I like that Ricky

[25:40:54] well then what is it like yeah Ricky I love that bald head of yours man yeah

[25:41:00] why don't you give it a fucking lick you goddamn pervert yeah I'm planning to whoa

[25:41:04] hold up it's like that you're fucking fat ass just broke my windshield Jesus

[25:41:08] Christ look all right I'm not the one the bought a car that was built for

[25:41:14] little Japanese 17 year olds okay yeah I got paid $200,000 to take this car

[25:41:18] Can you believe that shit who's fine? This is even your fucking car now it is what I was paid to take it

[25:41:24] Look, what do you fucking want? Can't we just chalk this up as a misunderstanding?

[25:41:29] Okay, I mean you punch me in the face

[25:41:32] Yeah, I shot at you you punch me in the face whatever well obviously he wasn't trying to hit me right you got them tires pretty clean. Oh

[25:41:39] Did I hit the tires? Oh?

[25:41:41] Oh, yeah. Oh, he wouldn't even do those though.

[25:41:46] Look, I was trying to pop off some shots at the ground, alright?

[25:41:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. We'll see it.

[25:41:52] Ricky, god damn, you know, I think the last time I actually talked to your ass,

[25:41:56] we were fucking burning some weed shit,

[25:42:00] and then my truck broke down and I kicked me away from the cop's, you were riding with me.

[25:42:03] Yes, so why'd you call me an asshole? I thought that we were cool.

[25:42:07] But you're the one that ran about me with the fuck!

[25:42:09] No, no, no, no, no! You ran into my fucking car and I said,

[25:42:12] Hey, what the fuck? Are you gonna say sorry and you were like,

[25:42:15] and you were on the phone and you were like,

[25:42:16] Hold on, some asshole's trying to talk to me.

[25:42:18] So I shot at you.

[25:42:19] What do you fucking want me to do?

[25:42:21] Okay, well, it was my fault.

[25:42:22] I kind of figured out the case, honestly.

[25:42:24] That's why I was like, well, shit.

[25:42:25] No, at least I think I killed your ass.

[25:42:26] And actually, I just wanted to punch you.

[25:42:29] I feel pretty good about it now.

[25:42:30] I'm gonna take you drop you off somewhere on your foot.

[25:42:32] All right.

[25:42:33] I still think that's fucked up that you punched a man

[25:42:35] with his hands tied behind his back.

[25:42:39] All right. Oh, man. I mean, how you been, by the way?

[25:42:45] Ups and downs. Look, I can't really complain. What about you? How are you?

[25:42:50] Actually, I have been bored to tears in the city, honestly. It's just it's been rough.

[25:42:55] Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Been a I don't know how you how you word it. You know,

[25:43:01] we're I've been sitting. I've been chasing something to where I needed to keep myself

[25:43:05] very neutral and uh get along with everybody but all that's falling through

[25:43:08] so pretty much wakes up the last five months of my life

[25:43:11] gets an ass and shit so fuck it all right well look

[25:43:15] I look I got some work coming up all right I can keep you in mind you like

[25:43:19] cars right yeah I like a little better everything really

[25:43:22] all right look I'll keep it in mind all right yeah yeah

[25:43:27] I got no handcuffs I can't get you out of that but we'll uh well there's

[25:43:30] some cops in here they might be able to yeah yeah yeah your neck hurt

[25:43:34] Yeah, yeah, you fucked my neck up you prick. It does hurt help me. Hey

[25:43:45] police officers

[25:43:46] Someone else found I found this guy on the south road fucking cuff and they brought him to y'all

[25:43:50] So it was the craziest thing

[25:43:52] I think you want to check him for injuries to make sure he's okay?

[25:43:58] I gotta go

[25:44:02] Yeah

[25:44:09] Jack in black sex black shoes

[25:44:12] Yeah, just an instant of your baggage.

[25:44:14] Hey, you've got some bruising.

[25:44:16] Um, it's going to get you, uh, wrapped up with a nice pack here, OK?

[25:44:22] Thank you, Doc.

[25:44:24] Oh my god, we have to go save Venzel.

[25:44:25] Where'd you find him, Buck?

[25:44:27] Oh, shit.

[25:44:28] Down there, uh, I fucking, where was it?

[25:44:31] It was, like, down there, like, cypress flats area.

[25:44:34] Cypress flats, yeah.

[25:44:35] Let's go out of one to ten.

[25:44:36] How do you feel?

[25:44:37] Yeah, we're waiting for the thing.

[25:44:38] Like the four.

[25:44:39] Fucking just driving around.

[25:44:40] Oh, OK.

[25:44:40] I'm having a good time in my car, you know.

[25:44:42] I'm not running that way just to help with some of the aches.

[25:44:45] Yeah, no, of course. The pain has it grows.

[25:44:47] Sorry, dog grows up.

[25:44:49] I'm just going to apply a soothing cream here just to help with the aches.

[25:44:52] You're currently going to get in touch with a physical therapist.

[25:44:54] Okay, yes, sir.

[25:44:58] That Jordan dude ain't around right now to tell my car, is he?

[25:45:03] No, I haven't seen him in a few days.

[25:45:05] I haven't seen him in a few days.

[25:45:06] Ah, he's not that late. He's alright.

[25:45:08] It's misunderstood, I think.

[25:45:12] I tell you what, I prefer him over Caden.

[25:45:16] Who's that?

[25:45:17] That was at the girl version.

[25:45:19] His wife.

[25:45:20] There's a psychopath named Leo Anderson that's been trying to walk all over.

[25:45:25] Are you talking with your mouth full?

[25:45:26] Steals.

[25:45:27] Yes, I am.

[25:45:28] She's got crab cakes or something.

[25:45:29] Yep.

[25:45:30] Crabbs?

[25:45:31] I believe it.

[25:45:32] Crab cakes.

[25:45:33] Is that what they call it?

[25:45:35] Crab.

[25:45:37] Stop.

[25:45:38] How you feeling NASA?

[25:45:40] I feel like I'm still on handcuffs, but other than that I feel good.

[25:45:43] Thank you.

[25:45:44] You still are.

[25:45:45] Okay, can I not be?

[25:45:47] Yeah. Yeah. What's your name? Ricky. What's your last name, Ricky? Robbins.

[25:45:56] What are you doing, Casey? I'm about to go in G.C. Were you hit on the head?

[25:46:04] I'm sorry. Did you not hear me? Were you hit on the head? Okay. I didn't know crabs could get

[25:46:11] get in your ears as well. Robbins Ricky Robbins. He's saying anything you guys? Hello? It's

[25:46:23] gonna be okay. What the fuck's going on right now? We're in a safe place. What are you saying?

[25:46:30] Give me out of these cuffs! I can break these cuffs! Oh shit I can do it. Alright he's

[25:46:36] freaking out. He's freaking out. I don't understand what's going on. Just put me out

[25:46:38] these fucking cuffs all right I'm a friend I don't know you help somebody

[25:46:46] give me out of these cuffs I think I think we should try taking the cuffs

[25:46:53] out of him just take the cuffs off me it's going to be okay you fucking simple

[25:47:04] bitch it's not gonna be okay you can help me by getting these fucking

[25:47:11] Cops off of me. All right. Get your tazer out. You're just thrashing him out. He's a fucking cunt.

[25:47:17] Oh my god. I'm gonna get the cuffs off you.

[25:47:21] Okay. Yeah, good. Okay. Yup. Here we go. Here it comes.

[25:47:34] Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

[25:47:38] Little guy

[25:47:43] Free that's how fuck I don't either don't call chips and cold chips. We gotta get it. We gotta get a girl in chips

[25:48:19] I need to come to the pickage right the fuck now

[25:48:41] Shit

[25:48:43] Shit shit shit shit

[25:48:53] Welcome back to hello

[25:48:55] Yeah

[25:48:58] Okay, look unless you have Chang's number. I need you to leave

[25:49:04] Jack number

[25:49:06] Surging database. Oh my god

[25:49:22] Jack number not found Jesus fucking Christ help

[25:49:53] Shit. Oh dude. He's so he's fucking dead man

[25:49:57] He's so fucking dead

[25:49:59] Chips get out of the car chips get out of the car. It's just being you chips just get out of the car

[25:50:39] Oh, he's just fucking dead. He's just fucking dead. I think we're gonna give a nice

[25:51:04] We're gonna give a knife to chips and we're gonna tell chips to run at him with the knife

[25:51:15] chips one oh

[25:51:17] Chips do you want chips? Do you want to earn 20 rocks of crack tonight? Yeah? Yeah?

[25:51:23] All right. All right. Give me the keys. Give me the keys. Give me the keys chips

[25:51:27] Yeah, take them and I'm still trying to get a case on what happened to Ellie. Yeah, there's no time for that right now

[25:51:52] all right

[25:51:54] Alright, okay, take those things. Take those. If you guys don't shut the fuck up about ammo.

[25:52:09] Alright. Chip, smoke one of them.

[25:52:12] Okay. Come on, chips. There we go. How do you feel? Yeah, feels good, right? Yeah, it does.

[25:52:30] Alright, chips. All I need you to do is... Alright. I'm gonna tell you when to smoke

[25:52:34] that other one. All I need you to do is run at a guy with a knife and stab him.

[25:52:37] I'll give you 20 rocks all right that's all you got to do okay

[25:52:42] this is great oh chip so high it chips oh god damn it chips there's no time for

[25:53:05] stars oh trying to focus it's so foggy yeah even know who you are I only know

[25:53:17] you as the car guy all right well I'm the crack guy all right which means

[25:53:21] that I'm your best friend you fucking junkie yeah yeah if you want cocaine

[25:53:28] in the city you have to go through me let's just put it like that okay shit

[25:54:00] chips are not here anymore oh the river the river the river chips chips the

[25:54:15] river yeah yeah right yeah chips the river oh if only there was a river coke

[25:54:23] there's no there's gonna be a river coke if you help me out with this all right

[25:54:27] in the end of it is gonna be right up your fucking nose yeah all right yeah

[25:54:32] All right, oh shit shit shit shit chips shit chips. Oh

[25:54:48] Shit what do you mean bad chips? It's bad. It's bad chips. It's bad. This is really bad

[25:54:54] I think I might have fucked up. Oh

[25:54:59] All right

[25:55:01] That's all you have to say

[25:55:03] That's not good ships if you were gonna execute someone where would you take them? Oh?

[25:55:13] Hold me you know, I just I don't know some alley

[25:55:18] Do it right there and get it over with!

[25:55:22] Okay, you know what, Chips? It's actually kind of genius.

[25:55:23] Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

[25:55:28] Oh!

[25:55:32] I can't feel my face?

[25:55:34] I know. I know, Chips.

[25:55:44] Oh!

[25:55:47] That guy...

[25:55:48] Thanks for giving me this!

[25:55:50] Yeah!

[25:55:50] There's gonna be a lot more over there!

[25:55:52] There's gonna be a lot more of that if you fucking cooperate!

[25:55:53] I can't wait!

[25:55:54] Alright! Yeah, I'm listening!

[25:55:56] Alright.

[25:55:57] Green.

[25:55:58] Green.

[25:55:58] Strip Club.

[25:56:03] Damn it. Maybe somewhere on the...

[25:56:04] Shit. Chips.

[25:56:07] I go I go into the desert. Oh

[25:56:27] Do you know the sunset when all I can't tell I need to put this bag on my head?

[25:56:33] don't

[25:56:34] don't

[25:56:36] No, okay, but there is one place where everyone on the server gets executed

[25:56:57] And then if he's not there

[25:57:23] Okay, this is a pretty good example. We need to get a lot more coordinated

[25:57:33] If we're gonna do this gang shit, we need to get way more coordinated.

[25:57:40] Where are we going?

[25:57:43] Chips?

[25:57:44] Just remember your mission, alright?

[25:57:45] Are you ready to stab?

[25:57:47] Oh, alright, yeah.

[25:57:52] Just a quick poke.

[25:57:53] Yeah, I don't think this is my fault.

[25:58:00] That's all the way down the truth, which we might have.

[25:58:04] I don't know, man.

[25:58:06] But we now know that green and purple work very closely together.

[25:58:09] I see I just I don't even know what the fuck's going on

[25:58:12] Is the thing? Oh, it's so bright out. Yeah, put the bag on put the bag on chips

[25:58:32] All right, it's on

[25:58:54] Damn it. Oh, what can I take this other cracker? Not yet. Not yet. You son of a bitch

[25:59:03] How many should I take just one or a few?

[25:59:07] How many did you already have some?

[25:59:09] Yeah

[25:59:11] You're only need one I think

[25:59:13] All right, what was that guy doing? Oh shit. There's no time. Oh

[25:59:35] No time, okay. I really want to see chips around that guy at nice point

[25:59:40] Call book why the fuck would buck tell me? Oh, thank you. Good. I mean, dude. He could be anywhere, man

[26:00:16] That's a popular spot like the damn

[26:00:20] Maybe I don't know dude. He could be fucking anywhere, man. Oh

[26:00:42] What kind of an elf you'll soon

[26:00:44] We have what do you mean we have half a tank? Oh, we do I can't tell would they move in too quick for me I

[26:00:53] Think we're going like 300

[26:00:57] We're not going 300 chips. Oh

[26:01:01] Yeah, at least Ricky's alive to tell the story is chat horrible night. I haven't even noticed

[26:01:18] I'm barely reading it. Have you checked the abandoned motel that seems very specific, but no

[26:01:30] Oh, so you used to doing these kinds of things driving around and you don't call people that yeah, yeah

[26:01:50] Oh, all right

[26:01:52] Yeah, that's true Lord. I don't think it's no like I know you know what fucking alliance is that we had

[26:02:09] One time when I backed up into the car, but I didn't really get anything not even a citation

[26:02:15] Really? Yeah? He didn't even care. Who the fuck is that?

[26:02:38] It looks like they got a gun pointed at us. Oh! I don't know why. Oh it's so hard to see, it's so cloudy.

[26:02:59] Alright. Oh, she's packing heat. It's good to know. Oh, packing heat? No.

[26:03:29] Alright, Chips. I need you to get ready to run out of the car with a knife. Yeah, okay.

[26:03:35] Yeah, just let me know when I can take the rocket up. Yeah, shit thing. I mean I'm getting 20 rocks after this so yeah

[26:03:58] Chip you know my name. Oh

[26:04:09] You're the crap guy. All right, good. That's all that's all the name. You know me by

[26:04:14] Yeah, that's it. All right. All right, that's gonna work out. I think

[26:04:24] I mean, you're not like the crack fairy, but you know what the fuck is a crack fairy? Oh

[26:04:32] You know she she's amazing

[26:04:35] You know she puts

[26:04:38] Little baggies underneath your pillow whenever you put a dollar underneath it. Okay. I don't have time to talk about this

[26:04:50] Oh

[26:04:52] oh my god dude everything's falling apart hey doc do you have a Denzel checked

[26:05:30] in came in recently maybe I don't send an individual by that name

[26:05:37] That's all so okay. Thanks doc

[26:05:57] The same is this your comment no

[26:06:01] No, no

[26:06:03] By the sea box there again, it's going in poundage. I will fucking I will fuck you up. Don't you talk to me like that motherfucker?

[26:06:09] You can try it

[26:06:11] Walk away

[26:06:13] Fuck you. We'll check the desert and then the abandoned motel

[26:06:48] I'm in the back now. All right. Stay there

[26:06:53] Okay, but ship stab them

[26:07:06] There's no time

[26:07:07] It might be dead

[26:07:38] 500 now

[26:07:40] You might be able to like find his bleeding body or something. I don't know

[26:07:48] Something I just don't know what buck would tell me no one dead Zelda for good anything either

[26:08:17] Okay, I mean that's kind of more play in the game. I'm mostly just trying to find him because we want him to be alive

[26:08:24] Not to game not so I can

[26:08:27] Game like server rules. Oh

[26:08:30] Where the prison?

[26:08:32] Just driving by we're just driving by just driving by okay. I don't think that's all perma

[26:08:46] Fucking coming viewers check those prime subs. This is

[26:08:51] Yeah, please use

[26:08:53] Yeah, that's true. Buck is a talker. Yo, Buck, it's Ricky. Yeah, you know what the fuck they did with Denzel?

[26:10:16] Huh, where the fuck is he?

[26:10:22] Up in harmony harmony, where in harmony?

[26:10:27] Well, if I told you and you show up, then I go look at on me since left that area. Oh, come on man

[26:10:33] Is he fucking dead or not?

[26:10:35] I don't know. I don't know. They asked me if I wanted to see what's going to happen. I told them no.

[26:10:39] What do you want?

[26:10:42] A little wine. I don't want anything. I don't want shit blowing back on me because I told you where it is.

[26:10:48] It won't. How about that? It won't.

[26:10:54] I was the only guy that left that place early. So if you show up and they're still there, magically, you know, it's going to come back on me.

[26:11:02] Alright, fine. Say that I tailed you and put a fucking gun in your mouth. I don't give a shit.

[26:11:07] Oh

[26:11:10] Look, I don't anything bad happening. It didn't sell but uh

[26:11:13] I'd wait a bit, but there's a a rundown hotel up there in harmony

[26:11:20] Kind of in the desert area still yeah, I'm right near there

[26:11:24] And it's kind of up in there. I would uh, just take it out and make sure they're gone

[26:11:27] Even you know, you know how to do this shit

[26:11:30] How many of them?

[26:11:31] three

[26:11:33] armed

[26:11:34] Yeah, how heavy

[26:11:36] Uh, uh, we're pretty heavy, at least one of them.

[26:11:41] Okay.

[26:11:42] Alright.

[26:11:43] This won't be forgotten, Buck.

[26:11:47] You're a good man.

[26:11:48] Yeah, well, I don't want to fuck them over, but also, I like them though.

[26:11:52] He's a good guy.

[26:11:53] Don't worry, this won't blow back on you.

[26:11:54] Yeah, we'll see.

[26:11:55] I don't know if we got something a little more local.

[26:12:04] Alright, Chips.

[26:12:05] Yeah?

[26:12:06] You're about to make like, 50 fucking crack rocks.

[26:12:09] Oh, that sounds even better.

[26:12:12] It's gonna be amazing, Chips.

[26:12:34] Just gotta grab this.

[26:12:38] Gimme the chip, bitch, hey.

[26:12:40] Oh, oh, man.

[26:12:41] Bitch, give me the keys.

[26:12:42] Give me the keys, you whore.

[26:12:43] Hand them over.

[26:12:44] Come on, Chips.

[26:12:46] Oh, we're just leaving this here.

[26:12:47] Yes, Chips, come on.

[26:12:48] We need to go right now.

[26:12:49] Come on, Chips.

[26:12:54] I guess I can pick it up later.

[26:13:00] 50 bags of crack.

[26:13:09] Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips.

[26:13:23] All right, Chips, I need you to look in that pool.

[26:13:26] I need you to look in that hotel.

[26:13:28] Do you see anybody in the pool maybe?

[26:13:30] Oh.

[26:13:32] No, I've not seen anything.

[26:13:34] Shit, I don't see anything either.

[26:13:35] I see some cars.

[26:13:52] We should have chips, hold on one.

[26:13:54] It's not a bank robbery though.

[26:14:02] I don't really like, oh shit.

[26:14:04] I don't really like using the cops as a thing.

[26:14:09] Here's a criminal, I don't like using the cops.

[26:14:19] Right here.

[26:14:21] Okay.

[26:14:40] We can get on the roof from there.

[26:14:56] All right, chips, don't say anything

[26:14:57] unless I speak to you, all right?

[26:14:59] Welcome to Lentil Premium.

[26:15:02] I need you to be really quiet, I need you to speak with me.

[26:15:05] Come on, I got your guys!

[26:15:42] I gotta take care of some locals!

[26:16:44] Dead Zell, just hang out for a little bit, alright?

[26:17:12] I'm just, I'm bleeding out bad here, okay? I took a lot of shots!

[26:17:15] I don't think they care anymore.

[26:17:46] Oxy, please. That's okay.

[26:17:55] One of these guys has to have it.

[26:17:58] I have to dip? Fuck that.

[26:18:10] One of them has to.

[26:18:12] Oh, I will take that.

[26:18:36] I'm gonna ask you.

[26:18:41] Fuck.

[26:18:43] That's good though.

[26:18:48] Deadzel, where are you?

[26:18:53] I'm coming for you.

[26:18:55] Don't fucking worry, you're gonna be okay.

[26:18:57] This is a rocky day of your life.

[26:18:59] Yeah, the unluckiest of yours, bitch.

[26:19:06] You're right about that.

[26:19:08] Nice.

[26:19:10] Thanks for the oxy.

[26:19:17] Good seeing you, Tim.

[26:19:22] I'm in the fucking building.

[26:19:30] up a little bit all right I'm sorry shit listen EMR sir here all right you're

[26:20:22] gonna be okay Denzel I gotta go four down in there all right hey listen up

[26:20:37] listen listen I'm not gonna shoot you help Denzel first all right fucking come

[26:20:42] back take Denzel yeah man honestly if I value his life it's just better to let

[26:21:26] EMS work on him anyway they have a fucking helicopter dude Denzel's a

[26:21:52] warrant yeah well it's better than being dead

[26:21:54] Came up didn't help the EMS to help anyone and flew away

[26:22:23] Yeah, that's kind of meta. I mean well that just is meta

[26:22:43] Yeah, I just don't think that she heard me

[26:22:46] The new VoIP is cool and everything but I just I don't know man. I feel like it just fuck shit up a lot

[26:22:52] When I take Denzel to grandma's because there's a fucking EMS with a helicopter there

[26:23:00] You guys think too much about the game mechanics and not about roleplay, dude

[26:23:08] Like if we actually what makes more sense if we want Denzel to live an EMS with a helicopter

[26:23:14] or Ricky taking him to the back of a meth house

[26:23:17] in a fucking El Camino

[26:23:19] well yeah just because he was alive now doesn't mean

[26:23:31] he's in bad condition you know

[26:23:34] that was some good old GFC crime RB right there

[26:23:43] fucking Tintin's love you pinda

[26:23:46] yeah dude it was a fun scenario for sure

[26:23:51] really enjoyed it

[26:24:13] only two shots left. Am I gonna pay trips? Chip still? Probably, yeah. Why not? Yeah,

[26:24:53] that's funny, sleepwalker. That's true. How'd I find them? Oh, Buck told me. Probably store

[26:25:20] all that stuff I got. Yeah, I just wanted to get in a clean car first.

[26:25:25] Well, come back to Pentapremium. That's so long.

[26:25:33] Cause if I get caught with all this shit I'm fucked.

[26:25:35] I mean that EMS radioed into the car.

[26:25:39] You know.

[26:25:43] Wonder where the cops didn't show up.

[26:26:02] Is there a bank in that pool?

[26:26:06] Yeah, we were there for a really long time.

[26:26:09] Thanks a lot, I'll loot four people looking for oxy.

[26:26:14] A lot of salty boys crime meta.

[26:26:15] I don't give a fuck.

[26:26:16] They can just check my bod.

[26:26:47] Yo, thanks for all the subs.

[26:26:48] Yeah, that was fun. That was a really fun scenario. I really liked that a lot.

[26:27:24] You are the biggest ace of ship on the set.

[26:27:37] That's true. Yo, Ori, thanks for the five gifted subs. Appreciate you, baby.

[26:27:42] 3v1. Come on, man. Chips was there.

[26:27:48] Was he gonna shoot Breezy before he shot first?

[26:27:54] No. Which was probably stupid.

[26:28:02] So, thank God he shot first.

[26:28:04] those ships even there I told him I was gonna give him some crack if he ran it

[26:28:17] some guy with a knife

[26:28:37] do you really think I was gonna win that I didn't know there's a huge fucking

[26:28:49] target on our back right now though I pretty sure those are all three leaders

[26:28:56] of each of their gangs so uh that's not great that's not good they're gonna be

[26:29:15] fucking pissed only chief chief was or chef was yeah well they're still high

[26:29:23] up and they're they're gonna be pissed cuz they got punked really hard they're

[26:29:30] gonna be really pissed cuz they got punked that's not good man yeah that's

[26:29:43] not good. Will they remember? I mean, I hope the fucking EMS comes back. Well, can't really

[26:30:16] do much. The last we saw there was EMS there. So kind of weird that they just want to come

[26:30:25] back. Or the cops, I guess. I don't know. Everything off and go back. That sounds like

[26:31:24] a great idea. If I was super into metagaming or listening to actual children in my chat.

[26:31:34] 74 fat boy 510

[26:31:36] My guns like it. We'll look at the hole when I get back. I'm just trying to get back safely right now

[26:32:07] Buck

[26:32:08] Yeah, I

[26:32:10] Don't think you need to worry about that getting blown back on you

[26:32:33] Hey, if you guys like those first two headshots

[26:33:26] You can continue to support my aim bot that costs $200 a month with your twitch prime subs

[26:33:32] So why don't you guys go ahead and check those?

[26:33:39] They're down on Cuff Denzel on purpose.

[26:33:45] Well, you see, I thought that EMS was going to help them because they were there.

[26:33:50] But I guess the gun scared them.

[26:33:52] But I thought that she heard me.

[26:33:57] I didn't want to get... I just wanted to...

[26:34:00] In my mind, the fucking cops were going to come because that was a massive fucking shootout.

[26:34:04] so you know holy shit so I mean you kind of have to RP out that the cops are

[26:34:14] gonna come right you know I don't know I'd be surprised if they didn't show up

[26:34:30] to clear that no I'm not going back to the fucking crime scene that's meta as

[26:35:05] fuck that's greasy local DMS yeah whatever I think that's fine

[26:35:39] I'm just shocked that the cops didn't show up at 80 joints. Oh, did I steal all of his joints?

[26:36:11] Why would he amass notify the police? What do you mean there was a massive fucking shootout?

[26:36:23] They definitely got an alert for it. I thought he was about to hit the bitch on me

[26:36:47] That's because I aimed a gun at him. Yeah, I did an inventory glitch

[26:37:14] Yeah, maybe she yeah, maybe she couldn't hear me. That's a fucking hole. I think I'm gonna go anyway

[26:38:25] I don't really know how else to continue the stream after that

[26:38:32] Yeah, I didn't want to be on for too long

[26:38:37] And I like I said, I don't really um and also you know

[26:38:42] We got here

[26:38:47] Yeah, we have to host Norman right he made the ultimate sacrifice

[26:39:24] We have to host Norman host bug did we have to host Norman

[26:39:31] We have to host chips

[26:39:37] At least give him some do well he sits there

[26:39:40] All right

[26:39:43] Go here. This is chips. Norman's great man

[26:39:46] Such a fucking strong role-player dude such a strong role-player severely underrated

[26:39:54] Severely underrated role-player streamer in general. I'll be back tomorrow

[26:40:00] We'll get caught up with the lean boys and then we'll we'll we'll catch up with Jordan too

[26:40:09] Okay, all right, I'm gonna go sleep

[26:40:12] Have a good night guys

[26:40:48] Remember no water escapes. Oh, yeah, cuz they're broken

[26:40:51] But how good would it be if we did do a water escape? Would we get Pogs?

[26:41:03] Chase is now your richest character. That is true. We got so much money, and we're off our medicine.

[26:41:13] This is how it sounded.

[26:41:28] Alright. Still fine.

[26:41:32] Alright, listen with the reverb.

[26:41:34] What about this? Does it sound good?

[26:41:37] I think I actually should really turn on audio monitoring for this.

[26:41:40] I can hear it. I can understand.

[26:41:43] Oh, there we go.

[26:41:51] Dude, it's like a fucking really intense MDMA trip.

[26:41:58] Don't ask me how I know that.

[26:42:02] That sounds like a UFO landing in it.

[26:42:13] Trippin' on MDMA?

[26:42:25] Yeah. Imagine that being a player.

[26:42:43] Man, that would suck.

[26:42:50] It's happened

[26:42:58] Many did that once

[26:43:01] I would suck all after L after L on Jordan, dude

[26:43:36] He's literally can't stop losing yeah, we just save all our dubs for Chase change title chase Pog

[26:44:34] the idea of

[26:44:38] This is gonna be funny dude. He's using a voice changer that you literally can't understand at all

[26:44:45] Oh, yeah, Leslie is a Jewish now, right?

[26:44:56] Shalom Jewish and dickless

[26:45:12] That's rough, all right

[26:45:23] Let's just make some vocals

[26:45:29] Hello, what are you okay?

[26:45:36] Am I gay?

[26:45:39] Yes, I am gay

[26:45:42] Hey, and do it.

[26:45:45] That's totally fine too, but are you OK?

[26:45:49] Listen, all right, I need you guys are medical doctors.

[26:45:56] I mean, we're not doctors, but go on.

[26:45:58] Are you medical?

[26:46:00] No, I mean, yes.

[26:46:01] Are you?

[26:46:02] Huh?

[26:46:03] We are medical.

[26:46:06] What's up?

[26:46:12] What?

[26:46:17] Look, listen, I need, do you?

[26:46:21] Have medicine in your car!

[26:46:29] No.

[26:46:40] Let's see.

[26:46:41] What do you need medicine?

[26:46:44] Do medicine, what need?

[26:46:45] Ah!

[26:46:47] What medicine do you need?

[26:46:48] I'm off my medicine!

[26:46:51] I've been taking it for 10 years!

[26:46:59] What it did!

[26:47:04] Well, do you know what kind of medicine it is?

[26:47:08] Do you know what it's called?

[26:47:09] It's hard for me to put her out.

[26:47:13] Do you know why you were taking it?

[26:47:16] Chloroprosamine!

[26:47:19] Chloroprosamine?

[26:47:21] Chloroprosamine!

[26:47:25] Pretty sure Chloroprosamine is an adhesive product, isn't it?

[26:47:29] Not entirely sure.

[26:47:32] I'm not a pharmacist?

[26:47:34] But I think I've heard about before.

[26:47:45] Oh, I have no idea what that is.

[26:47:46] Jack, no idea where he's going with that one.

[26:47:49] Ass!

[26:47:50] Okay.

[26:47:51] Brinn!

[26:47:52] Okay, we know what that is.

[26:47:55] I don't even have some of that.

[26:47:56] Go on up in!

[26:47:58] Oh, I know what that is, too.

[26:48:01] So, basically...

[26:48:03] Look at me! Look at this!

[26:48:12] Okay.

[26:48:13] I am gonna do something with this!

[26:48:16] Eat my medicine!

[26:48:22] Well, the doctor should be able to help you.

[26:48:24] I am sick of hearing...

[26:48:27] things telling me to do stuff!

[26:48:30] And I'm not fucking around anymore!

[26:48:33] Um, sir, are you saying there's voices in your head telling you things?

[26:48:35] No!

[26:48:37] I'm talking about the MAB!

[26:48:39] I'm in deep!

[26:48:40] The MAB?

[26:48:41] The MAB!

[26:48:42] They're calling me!

[26:48:44] Okay?

[26:48:46] The MAB!

[26:48:47] I mean, if someone is physically calling you to your phone medication, you're not gonna

[26:48:50] stop them from doing that.

[26:48:52] Look, I figure if I get some medicine, I'll be too high to care about it.

[26:48:56] Well, we're not gonna give you medicine just so you can get high here, sir.

[26:49:00] Alright, then I'll go buy it on the streets

[26:49:25] What's your name bow

[26:49:27] My name's smoke broke your names one smoke smoke

[26:49:33] Yes, no

[26:49:35] Well, my name is puff puff pass daddy puff puff pass

[26:49:43] Look smoke tell me about yourself son. You got a big future in this town. I can feel it

[26:49:48] Man, I'm open south side, you know, come on

[26:50:02] Living this outside man

[26:50:04] My dad was a gang shooter. I want to be a gang shooter. My dad was a gang shooter, too

[26:50:11] Look, yeah, I want to help you become a gang shooter

[26:50:18] Look listen to me. Thanks. I

[26:50:20] I am a homosexual.

[26:50:25] All right?

[26:50:28] Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[26:50:31] I need you to know that. Nothing wrong with that man.

[26:50:35] Do you man? Okay. Look.

[26:50:38] How do you feel about Moses?

[26:50:41] Um. Oh. Oh.

[26:50:48] Great things man. Great things about Moses.

[26:50:51] All right look. I'm here

[26:50:54] In this city over here, and I'm sick of it. I need to do a jab

[26:51:02] One jab you and I we never see each other again

[26:51:06] That's it. Hi

[26:51:08] That way

[26:51:10] They can't link us together

[26:51:13] There will be this job

[26:51:18] We're gonna rob a store

[26:51:20] all right i don't have a gun so if you that's okay i can get you a gun come on

[26:51:29] i'm down for it let's go are you gonna drive the car with your hands crossed what

[26:51:51] so i can drive the car with your hands crossed i'm driving with my knees oh

[26:51:59] Oh, shit.

[26:52:01] You got the strong legs, huh?

[26:52:02] Right!

[26:52:09] Look, we need a crew.

[26:52:16] Hello?

[26:52:17] Hey!

[26:52:18] Hi!

[26:52:19] Look!

[26:52:20] Listen to me right now!

[26:52:22] Hop in the car!

[26:52:23] We got it all, Toc!

[26:52:24] Let's go!

[26:52:25] Come on!

[26:52:26] Me too?

[26:52:27] Yeah, hop in the car.

[26:52:28] You remind me of my daughter!

[26:52:30] That's my mom.

[26:52:31] Yeah, I'm his mom.

[26:52:33] OK, come on.

[26:52:35] I was loose.

[26:52:37] Are you guys ready?

[26:52:38] We're doing it.

[26:52:40] What you're working is gonna happen. I'm not having sex with you. Listen. I don't want to have sex with anyone in here

[26:52:47] That's a woman. Yes. Oh my god. You're talented. I'm out of the car everyone

[26:52:56] Look

[26:52:58] I'm sick of walking around here. Yeah without my medication

[26:53:05] All right you do

[26:53:07] And my new friend over here

[26:53:17] His name is Clams

[26:53:32] That guy's name is Clams

[26:53:34] Okay, what the fuck do you want?

[26:53:36] Alright, her name will be Dress and your name will be Fatty Fat Fat.

[26:53:40] Look, alright, the only thing that we're all going to be killing is the bank.

[26:53:48] Look, we're all going to do one more job and then we're never going to talk to each other ever again.

[26:53:53] Okay, I don't have a gun.

[26:53:55] I don't have a gun.

[26:53:58] We only need one gun.

[26:53:59] Okay.

[26:54:00] Are you guys down?

[26:54:02] Just one jab.

[26:54:05] Come on.

[26:54:06] They're fine.

[26:54:07] Fine, all right, all right dress, but I'm not doing shit

[26:54:12] You don't have to do shit a dead fish like always you just have to say hey

[26:54:17] We have a hostage

[26:54:22] Yes

[26:54:25] A voice changer in a mask

[26:54:30] That sounds good

[26:54:35] Okay

[26:54:36] Come on. We need a card. Okay, honey. It's okay

[26:54:44] It's my first crying

[26:54:48] You're really excited

[26:54:50] I'm always down for new experiences. Is there any there is there places we can rob without a I

[26:54:57] Think do you need a card to rob everything? I don't know actually I actually have no idea how to rob things

[26:55:03] stores

[26:55:05] Really awkward? Oh

[26:55:07] Oh you need lockpicks. Oh, you need it from the mega mall, right?

[26:55:12] Okay, does everyone know how to rob a store?

[26:55:17] No, you have to have a

[26:55:20] Lockpick that's right. I remember now

[26:55:27] advanced

[26:55:29] No, sir. I don't have one. I might have one. I

[26:55:34] Just don't know what department it's in. That's okay. We'll go get some

[26:55:39] And so we moved forward looking on to the bright future ahead of us

[26:55:51] With nothing between all four of us except for our ambition

[26:55:56] And our pride and our desire for more monetary gain

[26:56:05] Did I say that out loud oh

[26:56:10] I meant to say that in my head

[26:56:18] What all right, there's a hostage hold on let me get on my special voice modifier

[26:56:29] Are we gonna put all my messes in share? We should do in this raw

[26:56:33] Why didn't he get it? Why did you get in the car? I told you to get in the car

[26:57:10] Chill chill chill listen, I don't want any look. Let me just talk to you look where'd my bitch go all right?

[26:57:17] I just want to know where those bitches went look hold on I want to squash this beef

[26:57:24] Why would I want to squash the beach bitch?

[26:57:27] I'm gonna put my gun away. All right. I don't want any problems between

[26:57:39] Us the Jews and you the Vajos

[26:57:52] I am it's not what I'm on

[26:57:56] It's what I'm off

[26:57:58] I haven't taken Pilota pin in three weeks

[26:58:27] Listen I want to just do one last job all of us and then we're done

[26:58:32] We'll never talk to each other again. We'll be out of here, and I could finally escape my life of crime

[26:58:46] One last

[26:58:55] I don't want oxy. I need colanipin. Oh

[26:58:59] What about some what about a weed or weed bro the joint chloroprosamine

[26:59:04] Look, listen, I'm off my Schizophrenia medicine.

[26:59:12] What is that?

[26:59:15] What is that?

[26:59:16] Is this thing trying to rob us?

[26:59:19] Put your fucking hands up!

[26:59:21] Put your fucking hands up!

[26:59:26] Put your...

[26:59:28] Look, one more job!

[26:59:34] Let's go!

[26:59:35] All of us!

[26:59:36] Come on everyone, get in the car!

[26:59:38] All I want to do is a jab

[27:00:54] It's changer that's funny, right? I

[27:01:05] Was just screaming get in the car Adam. He's at zero. I do what I was saying

[27:01:23] You know, I have to try to negotiate with that fucking voice changer dude

[27:01:37] So chase cloud like Chowda

[27:02:03] moves forward

[27:02:05] When Chase is on the scene, I'm serious about this

[27:03:44] I'm looking for you need help some boys. I do need help help with a jab

[27:03:52] I'm gonna kill this man

[27:03:54] If you don't agree and if the blood's on your hands this man is going to die

[27:04:04] I'm gonna kill a man. Are you prepared for a man to die?

[27:04:09] You could prevent this whole thing

[27:04:13] Is it really on my hand?

[27:04:15] Yes or no!

[27:04:16] Yes or no!

[27:04:17] Right now!

[27:04:18] Yes or no!

[27:04:19] You won't do it, Pussy.

[27:04:20] You won't end up...

[27:04:21] I'm gonna do it!

[27:04:22] Hold on!

[27:04:23] I'm gonna do it.

[27:04:24] I don't have the balls to do it.

[27:04:26] You're just fucking some crazy old man.

[27:04:28] Hey!

[27:04:33] Listen to me!

[27:04:34] Look!

[27:04:35] I'm gonna murder you!

[27:04:36] Oh!

[27:04:37] You're talking to me or the person in the front there?

[27:04:40] I'm talking...

[27:04:41] Do you hear this?

[27:04:42] No, I don't hear this.

[27:04:43] Say your name, bitch!

[27:04:44] What?

[27:04:45] Um...

[27:04:46] I'm gonna do you hear this bitch or this woman if you don't agree. She's here

[27:04:57] What's your name if you don't agree to a jab

[27:05:07] You're gonna know her name

[27:05:09] She says his name is flippy

[27:05:12] Floppy that's a weird last name

[27:05:23] Here I can hear Betty now. All right

[27:05:35] Well murder is gonna happen if you don't do this job with me

[27:05:39] There'll be a murder!

[27:05:43] Are you ready?

[27:05:48] Floppy!

[27:05:50] Floppy, yes or no?

[27:05:52] Chad, for murder!

[27:05:54] Come over here, chicken man!

[27:05:56] Come here!

[27:05:58] Chicken man!

[27:06:00] This guy!

[27:06:02] This guy's gonna die too!

[27:06:04] I'm gonna kill both of these people!

[27:06:06] The parking lot!

[27:06:10] Hold on, he's got a baseball bat.

[27:06:12] real quick I'm on the phone no I was talking to the woman no it's fine look

[27:06:23] I'm at the parking lot come here right now you can't see the parking lot what's

[27:06:27] the parking lot you you have five seconds you see this you see this everyone

[27:06:42] put their hands up all you should have thought about that before you were

[27:06:56] standing in a pocket lot listen to me look I can get you a great parking

[27:07:07] deal you know like right right you need a big look I'm just trying to do one

[27:07:18] more job oh shit oh we're okay everyone show everyone don't move I'm gonna hide

[27:07:31] in this bush, but I'm here. I got my gun on you. Come here. Come closer to the bush.

[27:07:39] Floppy! What do you say? One last job for all-time sake Floppy? Come on Floppy, just do a jab

[27:07:50] with me. Look, just do a job. Don't you make me disguise my voice. So no job. What about

[27:08:18] a gun what about a gun I want a gun just any gun I needed for more guns means

[27:08:33] more jabs let me think about it two guns two guns okay deal do you want the

[27:09:14] chicken okay I was a good trade listen up do you want to do a job with me right

[27:09:33] now I'm gonna shoot you but only if you're a cop that's the only way you're

[27:09:43] gonna get shot hey do you guys want to do a jab what's your name no this is an

[27:10:00] apples wait hold on wait wait wait wait wait all right look why are you

[27:10:12] pointing a gun at me I didn't have a gun out look actually I just hit behind

[27:10:16] All right, this is the crew.

[27:10:20] One jab.

[27:10:22] That's it, and then we're done.

[27:10:23] We're out, forevery.

[27:10:26] One job, and then we're done.

[27:10:28] I'm down to do a job.

[27:10:29] All right, who else is in?

[27:10:31] What kind of job?

[27:10:34] A Rob job.

[27:10:39] Well, Mackie's gonna do a job.

[27:10:41] Gonna do a job.

[27:10:42] I got this guy as a hostage already.

[27:10:44] Don't move!

[27:10:45] I got a gun to your head!

[27:10:48] What do you say?

[27:10:49] snowman what about you guys all right all right snowman keep a gun on the

[27:11:03] chicken go get some more to the truck of the cat take your shit what do you got

[27:11:40] on your chicken boy yeah chicken boy okay get in the trunk now we just need

[27:12:04] two people for this yeah what kind of jab do you have in mind I'm thinking

[27:12:11] about a store or a bank you got any bank stuff no I don't I have store stuff

[27:12:19] hey hey get in the car I think it's back into you guys get into anyone we're

[27:12:28] doing a job what kind of job robbery cool yes do you want to rob oh yeah

[27:12:39] cool let's go come on we're gonna we're gonna rob a store we're gonna rob a

[27:12:45] store all right I will murder an entire police department for all of you do

[27:12:52] you understand yeah why are we murdering of I'll do it I will kill every

[27:13:00] single police officer okay in this department okay because I love you guys

[27:13:07] I love you. You all remind me of my data. Huh? My data! Your data! Back home! I had to flee from my life of crime.

[27:13:19] Okay. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, I know. You take your time, man. Hello! Chase Clowder. Just like Chowder.

[27:13:27] How are you, huh? Oh, I'm at 247 on Grove Street. What the fuck do you mean come down here

[27:13:39] Come on

[27:13:42] Come on floppy

[27:13:45] We're about to do a jab

[27:13:48] I'm not doing a jab

[27:13:50] I'm coming right now. All right. I'm like 10 seconds, but okay

[27:13:57] All right

[27:14:04] We'll have two hostages we'll leave them in the truck

[27:14:08] It's a good idea, and they won't even know okay good shit

[27:14:17] What can we not have her either

[27:14:23] Come on bro don't be a fucking bitch

[27:14:30] One of them alone. Is that fair? Which one just one all of them. Oh, all right fine. He goes all right

[27:14:40] We got a backup hostage does anyone need guns

[27:14:45] Does anybody need a gun I have a gun

[27:14:49] Here I have a gun

[27:14:51] Okay, good shit. Okay, bye. Split me.

[27:14:55] Okay.

[27:14:56] Does anyone have an advanced lockpick? I have one. I can do the registers.

[27:14:59] Does anyone have body armor?

[27:15:02] No, sir.

[27:15:03] Okay, I'm gonna run across the street. Okay, I need it.

[27:15:07] I'll give you one.

[27:15:08] Okay.

[27:15:10] Oh, yeah, we'll show you if you move.

[27:15:12] All right. Listen, I'm gonna do the negotiation.

[27:15:15] All right, I have this thing that modifies my voice.

[27:15:19] my voice they're never gonna know it's me okay I'll hit the registers I'm gonna

[27:15:24] get started okay you don't have a gun on you do you know okay okay wow

[27:15:31] vote she's okay good shit good shit

[27:15:35] hmm good stuff so yeah lady tell me about yourself oh what do you want to

[27:15:51] I don't know.

[27:15:52] Everything.

[27:15:53] That's a good long question.

[27:15:54] Okay, well, uh, my mom is dead and my father's scared because I'm too old to be here for

[27:15:58] a while.

[27:15:59] Hold on a second.

[27:16:00] Uh, I was like fuck, look at me now, bitch.

[27:16:03] Where are you at?

[27:16:04] It's a song.

[27:16:05] I don't know, man.

[27:16:06] I'm sorry.

[27:16:07] I don't know what to tell you.

[27:16:14] I'm gonna handle negotiations.

[27:16:17] I'm very, I have a top of the line voice modifier.

[27:16:23] They're not gonna know it's me.

[27:16:26] Okay!

[27:16:32] 26 same dispatch. I've got three individuals holding that individual hostage.

[27:16:36] Seven of the seven live in here.

[27:16:38] Oh, no, bro.

[27:16:43] Um, not sure.

[27:16:45] Like somebody talking to a whale right now. What is going on?

[27:16:51] What are they saying to the son of a bitch? Like, what is this?

[27:16:58] No sprites!

[27:17:00] No sprites!

[27:17:02] We don't want any spike strips!

[27:17:17] Okay, um excuse me large Jewish male, are you the whale?

[27:17:25] I'm cruelly insane.

[27:17:32] You need to just put up a flag to play that white buffalo.

[27:17:35] My buffalo is going to be parked outside, going to look into the southbound winches.

[27:17:39] I had a blog for this time.

[27:17:41] I have an individual with white jacket.

[27:17:43] What's the name, Mace?

[27:17:45] Another individual is gonna be a

[27:17:48] post-Jewish male and a female.

[27:17:51] No, no spikes and free passage!

[27:17:54] Oh, no spikes, free passage.

[27:17:56] Gotcha, all right.

[27:17:58] Can you release this, Mace?

[27:18:06] Can you use the better music?

[27:18:07] I'm sorry, is it?

[27:18:09] The release of you?

[27:18:10] I don't know the curve of your points.

[27:18:11] Is this for free passage, no spikes?

[27:18:13] I believe it has an APP piece in the night.

[27:18:15] We are free now.

[27:18:20] I understand that what's going on.

[27:18:22] I like it.

[27:18:24] Hey boy, let's go make an APP piece and we're going to place these freezing.

[27:18:35] I'll get you back, fix it, you got enough time.

[27:18:37] I said we need to vote you.

[27:18:41] Yo, reverb is kind of weird to me though.

[27:18:45] Yeah, I'm just letting it be.

[27:18:53] We're going to place these freezing things.

[27:18:57] It's going to be white and color, but for a little bit, it's weird.

[27:19:00] We're still holding a man hostage. The individual is in the back, it's gonna be a snub man.

[27:19:04] One individual, I do not see holding a weapon in the back of the female.

[27:19:07] Okay! How are we gonna do that?

[27:19:09] Other individual, it's gonna be holding an APA pistol.

[27:19:12] Hey! Are we good to go?

[27:19:15] Alright, good shit.

[27:19:16] We done?

[27:19:16] Tim, we've got an SNS pistol, what's going on?

[27:19:18] No, no, no!

[27:19:18] No more, are we not good to go?

[27:19:22] Alright!

[27:19:24] Okay!

[27:19:27] Tim, pull, thank you.

[27:19:28] I hope you would like to, Manchester, we can do that.

[27:19:35] Don't do that! I'm gonna shoot! I'm gonna shoot this guy!

[27:19:41] Why are you gonna shoot the command?

[27:19:43] I need money for medicine!

[27:19:47] Medicine, money! Medicine!

[27:19:55] Medicine is for your co-bots.

[27:20:01] No, it's not. I have to pay for my Xanax all the time!

[27:20:04] Hurry! Medicine, money!

[27:20:09] Look, I need you to take- I'm gonna take you right now.

[27:20:11] I need you to aim the gun if the hostage you noted me.

[27:20:14] me sir if you any if you got it me one more game I'm a lot you you want me to

[27:20:18] shoot the hostage do not end your gun at me sir okay do you want me to shoot

[27:20:34] him again negative I do not want you to shoot him again we're giving you

[27:20:38] Everything she wants

[27:20:43] So again, just do not shoot at me or do not aim at me

[27:20:49] Oh, this is fucking bad man

[27:21:02] We just think a little different

[27:21:05] careful

[27:21:07] Oh boy.

[27:21:08] All right.

[27:21:09] You okay, man?

[27:21:11] Okay, we're good to go.

[27:21:12] Oh, it hurts.

[27:21:13] All right.

[27:21:14] We're ready to go.

[27:21:15] You did.

[27:21:17] It's the best I can do.

[27:21:19] We're ready to go.

[27:21:20] Okay, okay.

[27:21:21] We're ready to go.

[27:21:22] I'm ready.

[27:21:22] You're gonna bring the hostage out till you left.

[27:21:24] Come on, hostage.

[27:21:25] No, I am your gunner.

[27:21:26] That's what we will...

[27:21:27] No, I'm not.

[27:21:27] I'm not.

[27:21:28] I'm not.

[27:21:29] Yeah.

[27:21:29] Yeah, we're aiming our guns at the hostage.

[27:21:33] Do you need me to help you?

[27:21:35] All right.

[27:21:35] Come on, hostage.

[27:21:37] Come on.

[27:21:38] Let's go!

[27:21:39] He's not able to walk right now.

[27:21:41] Come on!

[27:21:42] VJF4!

[27:21:43] Something happened!

[27:21:44] I'm aiming my gun at the hostage!

[27:21:47] I'm aiming my gun at the hostage!

[27:21:50] Come on, get in the car!

[27:21:52] Get in the car, lady!

[27:21:54] Okay, yeah, I am in the car!

[27:21:56] Alright, we did it!

[27:21:57] Good shit!

[27:21:58] One final job!

[27:22:00] We hardly got any money from that shit.

[27:22:05] What did we get out of that?

[27:22:07] That's enough money to start a new life, free of crime.

[27:22:14] All right, do you guys know how to swim?

[27:22:17] Yeah.

[27:22:18] All right, we're going to go for the water.

[27:22:21] Yeah.

[27:22:22] Okay.

[27:22:23] Good idea.

[27:22:24] All right, are you ready?

[27:22:27] Yeah, yeah.

[27:22:29] Look, back in my hometown, a vice city, where I was a pristine criminal, we used water and

[27:22:41] canals to get away from the police all the time.

[27:22:46] Okay?

[27:22:47] Constantly.

[27:22:48] It's so easy.

[27:22:52] You just swim away.

[27:22:54] Okay.

[27:22:55] All right?

[27:22:56] Yeah.

[27:22:57] You ready?

[27:22:58] Oh my god.

[27:22:59] Okay, come on in. Okay.

[27:23:03] Alright, here we go. Okay.

[27:23:05] Here we go. Swim! Swim!

[27:23:14] Yo, what's good, bitch? Yo, what's good, bitch?

[27:23:44] I'm gonna take those people that we just did the job with,

[27:25:39] by the way. I don't have any way to contact them at all.

[27:25:45] Go under. No, I'm not gonna go under. It's broken.

[27:25:51] Like, it's actually- you can infinitely hold your breath. I'm not gonna go under.

[27:25:55] One last jump, and then now we're done.

[27:25:57] That's it. The perfect getaway by the perfect criminal, Chase Clowder.

[27:26:20] Oh no.

[27:26:24] Okay, that's slimy.

[27:26:41] Yeah, that's what it was.

[27:26:58] That was the Vice City Special.

[27:27:00] Lower them foolishly up a ladder.

[27:27:05] Shoot them when they're going up the ladder.

[27:27:09] The Vice City Special.

[27:27:17] I'm bad pistol, so they think it's just a class one.

[27:27:25] and then pull out the class too and you really kill them with that such a shit

[27:27:50] lord I don't know I looked like a pretty clean robbery to me

[27:27:58] big swimmer versus park ranger that's a good title now we swim off into the

[27:28:18] sunset where we will rest for another five minutes before committing our

[27:28:27] next robbery. One more job and then we're done. That's it! I'm gonna be honest, chap.

[27:28:58] The voice changer bit is... I like the voice changer. I like the voice changer bit

[27:29:08] a lot. I have to retire the voice changer bit? I think it's funny. Seems like cops

[27:29:21] didn't like it. Yeah, they probably don't realize it's a bit. It's a bit.

[27:29:46] Pond's definitely got it when he's changing it over in two seconds.

[27:29:56] Now we swim!

[27:30:06] Swim!

[27:30:15] I miss my daughter.

[27:30:16] More than I miss.

[27:30:18] My other daughter. That's right.

[27:30:22] Two daughters!

[27:30:23] Now time.

[27:30:48] For my ultimate move.

[27:30:50] You confused Clarkson so much when you used the pistol first.

[27:31:08] Haha.

[27:31:10] Right.

[27:31:12] Oh look a car.

[27:31:19] Why is a car parked in here?

[27:31:24] Chat.

[27:31:26] On a scale from weird champ to POG?

[27:31:28] How was that?

[27:31:30] Ah!

[27:31:38] Was that POG?

[27:31:40] Chat, I- when- as soon as the robbery starts,

[27:31:43] I want to see the chat

[27:31:45] filled with POGs.

[27:31:47] I don't want to see anything else

[27:31:49] then fucking Pogs. Okay? Can you guys do that? I must have been planning that for

[27:32:17] hours. I literally saw a ladder and I was like, oh yeah, this will probably work.

[27:32:23] I'm surprised they didn't breach when I shot them. I really thought they were

[27:32:34] going to. Oh no, a helicopter near an airport! That must be the police! I got

[27:33:26] idea. I'm gonna get us out of here. I'm gonna take the fastest car I see. Slide! No! No! No!

[27:33:46] No! No! My Regina! Put your hands up! And so, after the perfect job, the perfect man sets

[27:34:54] forward to find the perfect crew medical attention we should store our guns I

[27:36:01] stole the weapons license on this character this is this character actually

[27:36:28] has a clean record dude where's that clip of uh was ready to thought that the AI

[27:36:50] was that was chase that clip is so fucking funny dude that's one of my

[27:36:58] favorite fucking clips we just got a blended as a going do you guys want to

[27:38:03] do a jab a jab yeah what kind a Rob job I got a plan a rap job right what's a

[27:38:17] what's a rap job look at a ring job I'm willing it sounds like so you know

[27:38:23] really an entire police force for $400 from a gas station oh my I will TV what

[27:38:33] have you ever been on TV no just pornography gay fat we take hold high

[27:38:44] pornography so you have been on TV right fabulous in the 80s well this is

[27:38:52] TV show listen to me right now I might be the right type of face look I have

[27:39:00] have the body of an Olympic gold medal winner and I will show that on camera.

[27:39:08] You want to audition?

[27:39:12] Look.

[27:39:13] We're taking auditions now.

[27:39:14] I don't want to hear anything about...hold on a second.

[27:39:19] Wait right here.

[27:39:20] I gotta get...I gotta get rid of something.

[27:39:24] I shot a police officer with a gun and now I'm putting it in my hotel room.

[27:39:51] time for my ultimate disguise look I know that you probably don't recognize me hold on a second

[27:40:10] taking auditions down at maize bank arena if you'd like to meet us in about a half hour it's me

[27:40:14] don't tell anyone all right yes maize bank arena all right look listen where are these auditions

[27:40:23] I'm doing them down at the maize bank company you can uh arena down there call and get a ride

[27:40:28] what is this for we're doing it for like a bachelor a style show what you

[27:40:38] there a bachelor of bachelorette style show in Los Angeles I need money for my

[27:40:47] medicine oh um well we're not really paying for I'm not really paying so

[27:40:56] You can probably get a really good Instagram, like, ads, you know?

[27:41:00] You could build your Instagram cred, you know, and start monetizing.

[27:41:04] Look!

[27:41:05] You could get fabulous for it.

[27:41:07] Lots of, lots of listening.

[27:41:12] Are you guys listening to me?

[27:41:17] We're listening.

[27:41:18] Loud and clear.

[27:41:19] How much money?

[27:41:23] Right now?

[27:41:24] Yes.

[27:41:25] when I did gay pornography they called me spider-man because I would shoot web

[27:41:34] and the guy's faces

[27:41:39] yeah we're not really doing x-rated we're shooting for like a PG-13

[27:41:44] mildly it's a kind of yeah it might be a little bit too much for what we're

[27:41:50] looking for I was best friends with John Holmes I do you want me to play him I

[27:42:02] mean without John John's not really involved in this project I'll come down

[27:42:07] there and I'll start slinging around some meat so you know what I'm packing

[27:42:13] I'll come down there with some meat hey you get in the car come on get in

[27:42:22] Come on bro, let's get

[27:42:32] Hey, hey, what are you guys doing? What are you doing?

[27:42:40] Okay, hold on

[27:42:42] Oh my god. Oh god. All right. Look I need you to run at the police officer.

[27:42:55] That's not a police officer. It's a baggy breath. Look we gotta ditch this car right

[27:42:59] here. They know that we're in a car. Come on. If we're on feet they can't say that it was us.

[27:43:05] okay I'm gonna sit here for five minutes I'm gonna sit here long enough to lose

[27:43:47] the heat but not so long that my views take a hit do to have a gun on me how did

[27:44:23] I shoot a man without a gun it just doesn't add up to the street you

[27:44:48] Imagine

[27:44:50] There's rain anybody anytime fuck it

[27:44:55] That'd be dope actually I'd fuck with that

[27:45:08] Yeah, that's the same apartment

[27:45:12] Okay, is anybody bored

[27:45:18] Is anyone feeling like leaving the stream where we at?

[27:45:22] Is anyone getting bored he's subbed to me

[27:45:42] very serious

[27:45:48] Trouble with the IRS I

[27:45:50] I started streaming when I was 18 years old and didn't know that I had to pay taxes

[27:45:59] No one told me

[27:46:01] Nobody tells you

[27:46:03] There's no way to know

[27:46:06] Okay

[27:46:07] Please

[27:46:09] It's not my fault

[27:46:17] Thank you, I will read subscribers

[27:46:23] When I am in a holding cell, a hospital, that's it!

[27:46:36] That's so long, that's so long.

[27:47:01] Answer me this question.

[27:47:17] Could I be the one to have shot if I do not have a gun?

[27:47:25] It doesn't make any sense.

[27:47:27] It's just not adding up.

[27:47:34] It just doesn't add up.

[27:47:36] Your honor, see the trick is they're looking for a man

[27:48:36] that's running. A guilty man would be running with glasses on. That's not what I'm doing.

[27:49:08] What is guilty in glasses? It both starts with a G glasses. No guilt. That looks guilty.

[27:49:30] running straight, guilty, walking at a quick pace, while looking behind you in a worrying

[27:49:45] like manner with no glasses, innocent, okay?

[27:49:58] Look, we need to get my ultimate to size.

[27:50:02] Does this look like a man that just shot a police officer to you?

[27:50:10] Hahaha.

[27:50:17] Hahaha.

[27:50:19] Wrong!

[27:50:23] Fuck it shit!

[27:50:25] See?

[27:50:27] Innocent.

[27:50:28] Is that a hype train?

[27:51:13] Sorry, I can't read subs.

[27:51:16] I'm not.

[27:51:17] There's no emergency service personnel attempting

[27:51:22] to roleplay with me.

[27:51:24] On the role-playing server, I I'm sorry I can't holding cell hospital down

[27:51:44] I would love to read the subs. There is no

[27:51:49] Possible event that could happen matter the amount of money or subs. I

[27:51:59] Refuse

[27:52:06] Can I please have my ID back?

[27:52:08] Drive to the clothing store.

[27:52:10] No cars are gonna be kicked.

[27:52:13] I wish I could then pound it.

[27:52:15] Nothing in the fucking world.

[27:52:17] Wait here.

[27:52:19] There's nothing that could happen.

[27:52:29] Look.

[27:52:33] Listen to me. Look at this.

[27:52:35] Okay?

[27:52:37] I need everyone to look.

[27:52:39] Look at this.

[27:53:09] Where is he?

[27:53:22] Where'd he go?

[27:53:24] I

[27:53:41] Help you look I need you to listen to me right now. I need you to listen to me talk

[27:54:11] My daughter is missing. I

[27:54:14] Don't know what I'm gonna do

[27:54:16] Well, it seems like you're gonna steal my truck. No, no, no, no

[27:54:41] Recruit them we'll see if he called the cops

[27:54:48] Where'd he go, hey, we're in this way to get another one

[27:55:09] It's not the sword.

[27:55:24] If I get he's gone.

[27:55:38] The beef though? It's on squash? That's true.

[27:55:40] Hey!

[27:55:43] Hey, what's up?

[27:55:44] Hop in!

[27:55:45] Get my fucking truck back!

[27:55:46] I'm right. This was all a test. Get in the truck, but in the back.

[27:55:50] Um...

[27:55:52] Why don't you get in the back?

[27:55:54] It's... listen. I need to do a job.

[27:55:57] But I need to know that you're cool.

[27:56:00] What kind of job are you talking about?

[27:56:02] Rob job!

[27:56:04] Oh, yeah, yeah, I've never been the cool type though. Look. All right. Just get in the come on

[27:56:14] Just be cool about this bro

[27:56:16] So you want me to right get in the back right?

[27:56:22] right

[27:56:24] Okay, come on. Just be cool

[27:56:27] All right

[27:56:30] Are you okay?

[27:56:44] All right, look I need to do a job real quick it won't take long all right

[27:57:05] Okay

[27:57:07] We're gonna Rob. Holy shit. Who's my boy? You guys would do a jab Randy

[27:57:25] Like shout out here hop out of the back my new bud

[27:57:31] Yeah, you could say pleased to be okay, huh? No, we're doing a jab. Look

[27:57:40] Hey, look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I just murdered a park ranger

[27:57:46] Oh hell yeah my fucking boy. I gave him the vice city special

[27:57:50] It's when you escape in the water and climb up a ladder and then when they

[27:57:59] chase you up the ladder, you shoot them and then you roll back into the water and then they

[27:58:05] chase you and you do it again.

[27:58:10] Feel free to try it out but here's where it really gets interesting.

[27:58:17] This is what makes it the nice city special.

[27:58:21] The first time up the ladder you pull out a regular pistol so that way they think it's

[27:58:28] It's just a class one and then the second time you pull out the AP pistol and that's

[27:58:33] when you really let him have it.

[27:58:35] The Vice City Special.

[27:58:37] Yeah.

[27:58:38] Oh hell yeah.

[27:58:39] Look, does anybody, he's dead.

[27:58:41] I killed that police officer and I will kill another, I will murder the entire police

[27:58:48] department for $400 from a liquor store.

[27:58:54] Holy fuck.

[27:58:56] So if anyone needs anything from me right now, tell me I need money for my medicine,

[27:59:04] colonapin.

[27:59:05] I don't know what it does.

[27:59:07] I've been off of it for three days, and I can hear colors.

[27:59:12] I shot a police officer.

[27:59:19] I stabbed the gun in my apartment.

[27:59:26] I was friends with John Holmes in the 80s!

[27:59:31] Wait, so if I give you $400 right now, you're just gonna kill anyone I want.

[27:59:34] Right! For money! For medicine!

[27:59:39] Hey, that's a lot of different procedures you should probably get that taken care of.

[27:59:43] Really?

[27:59:44] I'll give you a guy named Ivan, right? Ivan Gorbachev. If I give you $200, would you kill him?

[27:59:48] Yes!

[27:59:49] Okay.

[27:59:50] But I need one other thing!

[27:59:54] Respect!

[27:59:56] Nothing is more valuable than

[27:59:59] money is not more valuable than respect.

[28:00:04] True, true, I respect that.

[28:00:06] Sounds like the SPS angels.

[28:00:08] I listen, yeah.

[28:00:09] What's the name?

[28:00:12] What the fuck is, what is happening, Randy?

[28:00:14] Hey! Listen up, woman.

[28:00:18] I don't respect anyone more than women.

[28:00:20] Chase Clowder, gay, Jewish.

[28:00:24] Swimmer feminist.

[28:00:27] Feminist? Okay, can you get a purple card for cornedillies?

[28:00:33] A what?

[28:00:34] A purple card?

[28:00:36] A purple card?

[28:00:37] A purple card.

[28:00:38] I will give you a purple card for free for payment.

[28:00:43] I'm willing to pay you back.

[28:00:45] It's like male reparations.

[28:00:47] It is a gift because I was born with a penis.

[28:00:52] I'm sorry that I have a penis.

[28:00:55] Yeah, you owe me.

[28:00:57] I- I know!

[28:00:59] Mm-hmm.

[28:01:01] Okay.

[28:01:02] Well, thank you. I will take that and take me.

[28:01:03] I stole that man's truck!

[28:01:05] When he was getting changed!

[28:01:07] Oh, sure. You just drinked it.

[28:01:09] Right!

[28:01:11] Okay.

[28:01:12] We got a lot on you right now.

[28:01:13] No. I will find one.

[28:01:15] Go find a purple card, alright?

[28:01:17] Looking for purple card!

[28:01:19] We'll not rock!

[28:01:21] Oh, yeah. There you go.

[28:01:23] That's a short shot.

[28:01:24] Good luck with your adventures, my son.

[28:01:26] The rate?

[28:01:27] Hey!

[28:01:34] Hey!

[28:01:35] Hey!

[28:01:36] Hey!

[28:01:49] To murder police for its own one else.

[28:02:02] Just police.

[28:02:10] And I want to be Will, murder, police, for money.

[28:02:32] That's it.

[28:02:37] You need me.

[28:02:48] Right!

[28:02:49] Let's go!

[28:02:50] I don't know.

[28:02:51] Come on!

[28:02:52] Okay.

[28:03:00] Walking so fast.

[28:03:02] Hey!

[28:03:03] Taxi!

[28:03:07] Taxi!

[28:03:08] Fucking God.

[28:03:10] Taxi!

[28:03:12] hey taxi come on I need you to follow my lead follow my lead don't worry just

[28:03:42] follow me no no just follow me what's your name

[28:03:46] Tim what? Clackus Clackus more like ass kiss because I want you to do that to me

[28:03:58] How much are you paying look we're doing this job real quick?

[28:04:05] Chill just chill

[28:04:10] Freeze bitch

[28:04:13] Give me the keys to your ambulance

[28:04:16] I got a knife to your neck. Okay. Come on. Okay. We got nice

[28:04:22] Okay

[28:04:24] All right, I got you chill

[28:04:28] Come on

[28:04:29] Here you go. Okay. All right. Don't hurt me. Okay. Are we doing we need to go down to the hotel room?

[28:04:46] So I can get a gun so we can get a car

[28:04:49] Hey, you want some beer right?

[28:04:52] Hey, I've been everyone forget the aliens come on. Go ahead on. We're come on. Let's get in the aliens

[28:05:00] Excuse me, let me see your lesson.

[28:05:02] It's your fault?

[28:05:04] Forget the aliens.

[28:05:11] Nobody believes me.

[28:05:13] I believe you about the aliens.

[28:05:17] I really do.

[28:05:19] Okay? I promise that I do.

[28:05:23] Look.

[28:05:25] We're gonna stop those aliens.

[28:05:27] We just need some more money.

[28:05:29] Need money.

[28:05:31] Right.

[28:05:33] I don't think you can take the ambulance.

[28:05:35] Okay, why? Why do you think that you can't do that?

[28:05:42] Uh, I have some beer.

[28:05:44] Yeah, well, we'll do that.

[28:05:46] I have whiskey.

[28:05:51] You should drink some of that.

[28:05:53] Yep, yep.

[28:05:59] Stealing cop cars, okay.

[28:06:01] But ambulances?

[28:06:03] I don't drink!

[28:06:05] There's only one thing I do and that's have sex.

[28:06:09] I...

[28:06:10] With men.

[28:06:12] Um, how much am I paying?

[28:06:15] Hold on a second.

[28:06:17] Shit.

[28:06:25] We gotta find some boys.

[28:06:28] But not for sex.

[28:06:30] Right.

[28:06:32] For a job. We need to rob.

[28:06:34] We need to do a rob job.

[28:06:36] Right.

[28:06:38] Right.

[28:06:40] Right.

[28:06:42] Okay, look.

[28:06:44] Listen.

[28:06:46] Listen to me right now.

[28:06:47] And...

[28:06:48] Tim!

[28:06:48] What?

[28:06:49] I love you, bro.

[28:06:51] Uh...

[28:06:51] Do you love me?

[28:06:53] And...

[28:06:54] Yeah, we're gonna work through this thing together, Tim.

[28:06:57] One by one, brick by brick.

[28:07:00] We're gonna be done with crime.

[28:07:02] We're getting out of this lifestyle, I promise you.

[28:07:04] Yeah, yeah.

[28:07:05] I don't want to...

[28:07:06] Be doing crime anymore.

[28:07:09] Okay?

[28:07:10] Yeah, yeah.

[28:07:11] We're out of it!

[28:07:12] Just one more job!

[28:07:14] One, one more.

[28:07:15] That's it!

[28:07:17] One more job.

[28:07:19] Forget the aliens.

[28:07:21] What's going on there?

[28:07:22] Hey!

[28:07:24] Fix the mother.

[28:07:26] Look!

[28:07:27] I need you for muscle!

[28:07:30] Abby?

[28:07:32] We're gonna rob a store!

[28:07:36] That's fine.

[28:07:37] Where are you?

[28:07:40] Back to your box.

[28:07:41] Alright!

[28:07:42] I'm coming!

[28:07:43] Abby?

[28:07:44] Can you go to integrity?

[28:07:47] That's fine, okay

[28:07:50] Wake up Tim, okay, I'll be there soon. I'm in an ambulance

[28:07:57] Okay

[28:08:08] Tim Tim yeah, do you have a gun?

[28:08:15] All right, that's all you need. That's fine

[28:08:17] and he's not with the aliens hey hop in pardon me excuse me yeah forget about it

[28:08:52] look how you guys ever robbed the gas station before yeah what about you in

[28:08:59] the back hello we're about to do another one all right

[28:09:08] Where's everyone down? Does everyone have guns?

[28:09:11] I don't have a gun, I have a knife.

[28:09:13] I'll get us guns! I got guns!

[28:09:17] Alright, relax!

[28:09:19] Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[28:09:22] I'm on Mark's, then we ain't gonna get caught.

[28:09:24] Alright!

[28:09:26] Tim will be on the safe!

[28:09:31] Last job!

[28:09:33] This is it, Chet.

[28:09:35] No more jobs.

[28:09:58] I need bones.

[28:09:59] Come on!

[28:10:03] Alright.

[28:10:04] I got one in the glove box for the guy in the back.

[28:10:07] Yeah, in the back.

[28:10:09] Alright Tim, you're gonna hit the registers, okay?

[28:10:17] The registers.

[28:10:18] Yeah, it's easy. You can do it. It's real easy.

[28:10:22] You have a lock pick?

[28:10:24] Yeah. We'll go buy one right now.

[28:10:27] I need one.

[28:10:29] We're gonna get a lock pick right now.

[28:10:32] Hit him good.

[28:10:34] the aliens they told me how to lock pick good the aliens thought you well hey hey

[28:10:50] hey I got a gun to your head right now get in the back of the ambulance you're

[28:10:57] a hostage keep a gun on that guy yeah hold on let me I'll do the talking I

[28:11:05] I have a voice very special voice modifier built into my throat I can turn it

[28:11:13] on here out of the sound oh god the alien that's all good yeah

[28:11:33] Look, it's mine.

[28:11:40] You're not.

[28:11:42] You're not.

[28:11:44] Okay.

[28:11:45] It's just for a robbery.

[28:11:50] Too much here.

[28:11:59] Yeah.

[28:12:03] It's not gonna you hostage.

[28:12:10] Can you not buy this here anymore?

[28:12:12] You can't.

[28:12:15] You can't.

[28:12:17] shit you can't you can't buy this year anymore

[28:12:20] get out you forget the aliens no don't get out

[28:12:24] no no no no no no no no no worries my mistake

[28:12:28] my mistake don't need to point that to me man drink the beer

[28:12:34] get the aliens we'll call flippie

[28:12:38] there we go okay

[28:12:42] forget about the aliens come on hey

[28:12:51] Yeah, yeah, what's up? Will you sell us an advanced lockpick?

[28:13:00] We don't have one even sorry damn. We're gonna find one boys. Don't worry. We already got a hostage

[28:13:17] Aliens

[28:13:20] Okay, look their fault their fault. I got a really good plan

[28:13:25] plan

[28:13:29] right

[28:13:35] what's the plan

[28:13:37] look baby it's really good

[28:13:39] let me get hold of my

[28:13:41] best friend in the world

[28:13:43] randy

[28:13:48] what's your name hostage

[28:13:52] my name

[28:13:54] yeah

[28:13:58] as opposed to your name man friend

[28:14:00] no worries

[28:14:02] you an alien? No, I'm not fucking any, I'm fucking Buxer, man. Okay. They're coming for me. I'm

[28:14:11] telling you they're coming for me. They're not coming. All right. They're coming for me. Look,

[28:14:19] they will, they're gonna stop coming. Listen, they're gonna stop coming. You just have to,

[28:14:26] you know you just have to do this job and then the aliens will probably be

[28:14:33] pleased

[28:14:35] probably

[28:14:37] right away

[28:14:39] I

[28:14:40] Get out of my head and the aliens get out of my head. You're okay. Relax

[28:14:48] Take some mushrooms

[28:14:50] Where the police hold on in an advanced lockpick

[28:15:20] Okay, I'm gonna rob a store with it

[28:15:24] Okay

[28:15:27] Right how much you come to the quick fix lot and it's how much thousand dollars

[28:15:34] What about a deal what about seven hundred dollars?

[28:15:41] No, what about five hundred and I'll give you half the take no

[28:15:48] All right deal, but I also risk you kill no

[28:15:52] I'm a master criminal. Have you heard of the vice-city special?

[28:15:55] No, I'm not all right fine thousand dollars. You're driving hard by a kid. All right. Yep

[28:16:06] Good news. I have a thousand dollars

[28:16:16] You'll get all the booze

[28:16:19] How's that hostage doing?

[28:16:23] Look hostage

[28:16:25] Nothing personal my next job

[28:16:28] You can be the next job. I'll have you in my crew. All right. I'm sorry for kidnapping you. I'm sorry. I have to do it. I

[28:16:43] Won't kill you. There is literally no threats right now

[28:16:47] You will not die unless you become a cop

[28:16:50] Then I will make it my life school to murder you and your family, but mostly you

[28:17:02] Hello fuck. Can I swap him in? Can I drive? So...

[28:17:06] No, I'm the driver and the negotiator.

[28:17:09] And the swimmer.

[28:17:11] Yep.

[28:17:12] Fucking screw, man. That cop's gonna kill me, man.

[28:17:14] Look, Yvonne!

[28:17:16] Yvonne!

[28:17:18] You swear at that?

[28:17:20] Huh?

[28:17:21] You're breaking out.

[28:17:23] Alright.

[28:17:24] Alright.

[28:17:25] Forget the other aliens.

[28:17:28] Ah.

[28:17:29] I'm into the mothership.

[28:17:37] Where is it?

[28:17:50] You need some beer.

[28:17:52] I'm gonna grab some.

[28:17:55] Yo!

[28:17:57] How you doing? How you doing?

[28:17:59] Good, how are you?

[28:18:01] What can I do for you?

[28:18:03] Advanced lockpick!

[28:18:05] Okay.

[28:18:07] For a store robbery, we already have a hostage!

[28:18:09] I can't, like, I can't sell you one.

[28:18:20] It's not for a robbery!

[28:18:22] You literally just said...

[28:18:24] It's for...

[28:18:26] You literally just said it's for a board game called robbery. We have a hostage

[28:18:36] What about this guy

[28:18:49] I'm gonna have to ask you to give us the goddamn

[28:18:56] shit go go go shit wait what is he doing I don't know it's fine where is that

[28:19:13] son of a pants lock thing that's okay there's other repair shops probably it's

[28:19:24] fine it's fine I think I'll look and see here right here harmony repair harmony

[28:19:36] repair hello I need an advanced lockpick for oh in that case I am going to

[28:19:59] commit felonies with it just kidding it's a joke look I'm headed I'll see you

[28:20:14] soon right some men have to get shot right that guy was pretty much a police

[28:20:36] officer. He was policing our ability to get an advanced lockpick. Fucking the police in San

[28:20:45] Francisco, they kicked me off the benches. You hear that? The benches! There's nothing sacred

[28:20:51] anymore! They wake me up and they tell me, you can't fucking sleep here. Right! And they come up

[28:21:07] behind me and they tell me I can't fucking piss there either I don't know

[28:21:29] what's it about the ambulance yet how's our asses doing do you need any food or

[28:21:37] water or a dick suck do you need a dick suck here right

[28:21:49] But that wasn't...

[28:21:51] Hey!

[28:21:53] Hey!

[28:21:54] So I got a thousand dollars!

[28:21:57] Okay.

[28:21:58] Alright!

[28:21:59] Get that for ya.

[28:22:00] Great!

[28:22:15] This beer isn't real.

[28:22:16] Oh shit.

[28:22:17] I murdered a police officer.

[28:22:20] A park ranger.

[28:22:21] I killed him on the docks with an AP pistol.

[28:22:24] There's no way a police park ranger could grow up here.

[28:22:27] So I don't believe you.

[28:22:28] I murdered...

[28:22:29] Well this...

[28:22:30] I didn't take it from him.

[28:22:31] This is fake.

[28:22:32] Oh, oh anyways here's a thousand dollars so I murdered this cop then stored the gun in

[28:22:44] My hotel room and then I stole this ambulance

[28:22:48] Why'd you steal the ambulance because we need it?

[28:22:52] All right, Jim. Here's the lock. Thank you. You're gonna

[28:22:54] Like me man. Yeah. No, we just killed one

[28:23:00] All right, come on

[28:23:01] You guys ready this one last job. Yeah, listen to me. I want everyone to listen to me right now

[28:23:10] you two hostage one last job and then we're done this is it we're done after this one job

[28:23:20] we're off to Barbados this is the big one we're hitting the city vaults of liquor stores

[28:23:38] forget the aliens

[28:23:39] He didn't get some mushrooms, did he?

[28:23:43] He looks toward for an army garage.

[28:23:48] Yeah, I want to go in town though, so they actually respond.

[28:23:52] It's all like I said, the bomb is no.

[28:24:01] No, no.

[28:24:11] And so the crew carried forward with nothing short of dreams,

[28:24:16] but very short of money.

[28:24:18] Also a hostage.

[28:24:21] Will this affect his life?

[28:24:23] Oh, fuck am I talking out loud again?

[28:24:29] It's so the crew pushed forward towards the liquor store all of their lives

[28:24:40] Leading them to be one in an ambulance with me chase Clowder gay

[28:24:46] Jewish

[28:24:48] Olympic swimmer gold medalist

[28:24:51] 1985

[28:24:53] and gold

[28:24:55] did you know I'm the fucking world championship of the boxing fight

[28:25:01] Brazil man

[28:25:02] the what?

[28:25:03] yeah

[28:25:04] yeah

[28:25:05] Brazil boxing, Brazilian boxing

[28:25:08] yeah

[28:25:09] yeah

[28:25:10] I'm fucking Popo man

[28:25:13] what is that?

[28:25:15] yeah

[28:25:16] he's an alien

[28:25:18] yo

[28:25:19] Tim

[28:25:20] Tim

[28:25:21] Damn relax we're brothers and I will murder I will murder

[28:25:27] Mer I will commit

[28:25:30] Premeditated murder against the law enforcement officer if any of you guys are risking a misdemeanor charge

[28:25:39] I will do that shit

[28:25:43] It's not my fault well

[28:25:47] That's right

[28:25:49] Nothing matters to me more than you boys Tim and

[28:25:56] Brandon and

[28:25:59] Papa

[28:26:07] You guys are any old students shit

[28:26:22] I'm on the right, I'm on the right.

[28:26:27] Come on.

[28:26:28] There's no worries.

[28:26:28] Let's get to it.

[28:26:29] There's no worries.

[28:26:29] We're fighting.

[28:26:30] Oh, I'm trying to think.

[28:26:32] I don't want to risk this.

[28:26:33] Do hands up, too, you know.

[28:26:35] Put your hands up, too.

[28:26:36] Fuck the lock.

[28:26:40] Fuck the lock.

[28:26:40] I'm trying.

[28:26:41] Just take a second, please.

[28:26:43] No, you're OK.

[28:26:44] Get the lock.

[28:26:45] See, we got it.

[28:26:47] Oh, fuck.

[28:26:50] I can't do the hands up, man.

[28:26:51] No, sorry.

[28:26:52] The lock is fucked.

[28:26:53] Fuck the lock.

[28:26:56] No, sorry, sorry.

[28:26:57] The aliens, no, no.

[28:26:58] The aliens, don't.

[28:26:59] All right, come on, find the next one.

[28:27:01] Get back in the car.

[28:27:02] Get him back in.

[28:27:03] I got to get him to your head.

[28:27:05] All right, no rush, no rush, man.

[28:27:06] I got to get him to your head.

[28:27:09] Oh my god.

[28:27:11] All right, come on, let's go.

[28:27:21] Fucking aliens better before us.

[28:27:25] Give me the behavior of my friend for you.

[28:27:34] All right.

[28:27:36] The aliens, they hit it.

[28:27:39] There's no aliens.

[28:27:40] Install it.

[28:27:41] No, the aliens want you to do this.

[28:27:44] Let's try this again.

[28:27:54] No worries, I'm not going to do anything else, I'm just a fucking boxer, we can blame

[28:28:03] him.

[28:28:04] Oh, I found it!

[28:28:11] Holy shit!

[28:28:12] I did this one already!

[28:28:13] Come on!

[28:28:14] I'm back!

[28:28:20] Hold the tree!

[28:28:21] The alien's in it!

[28:28:22] I killed the alien!

[28:28:26] By the end of this world, I'm going to be a best friend.

[28:28:27] We are the ourselves friends!

[28:28:28] I love all you boys!

[28:28:29] By the end of this world, I'm going to be best friend.

[28:28:31] We already are best friends. I love all you boys.

[28:28:37] Mother's love. Mother...

[28:28:41] ...my daddy issues.

[28:28:43] I'd never be expected to be given up for a good Jewish girl.

[28:28:47] Uh, drink to...

[28:28:49] Drink to forget the aliens.

[28:28:51] Do you wish?

[28:28:53] Yeah, I'd never be expected to be loved.

[28:28:55] I'd never be expected to be loved.

[28:28:57] You'd never forget the aliens.

[28:28:59] and then you forget the daddy issues.

[28:29:02] The mom and drink to forget.

[28:29:09] Drink to forget.

[28:29:10] Drink to remember.

[28:29:11] Forget to remember.

[28:29:14] I'm serious a bit.

[28:29:15] Too early.

[28:29:16] I'll see you.

[28:29:24] We just did more of this in the background.

[28:29:29] Drink to forget.

[28:29:32] Don't we all brother?

[28:29:37] One more job.

[28:29:38] Well, one more job.

[28:29:40] This is our store.

[28:29:41] Hey, what the hell are you doing?

[28:29:42] I'm getting that store.

[28:29:44] What the fuck are you doing?

[28:29:45] Get the fucking ambulance.

[28:29:46] Get in the store.

[28:29:47] Hands off the store.

[28:29:53] Come on.

[28:29:54] Oh my god.

[28:29:55] What the fuck are you doing?

[28:29:56] Come on.

[28:29:57] Come on.

[28:29:58] Hey.

[28:29:59] Get the fucking ambulance.

[28:30:00] Get in the store.

[28:30:01] Hey, hold on, man.

[28:30:02] We are playing.

[28:30:03] Get in the store.

[28:30:04] Oh my god.

[28:30:05] Get in the fucking store.

[28:30:06] There you go.

[28:30:07] Get in the store.

[28:30:08] Yes, sir.

[28:30:09] Get in the store.

[28:30:10] Yes, sir.

[28:30:11] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what the hell is going on?

[28:30:23] Oh my god.

[28:30:24] What the hell is going on?

[28:30:26] Listen, listen, one of you call and say that you're in a hostile situation.

[28:30:30] Okay, I'll call, I'll call.

[28:30:31] Oh my god.

[28:30:32] I don't know how to call.

[28:30:34] I don't know how to call.

[28:30:36] I don't know the number.

[28:30:38] I don't know the number.

[28:30:39] Can I say one thing?

[28:30:41] Can I say one thing?

[28:30:43] No, no, before you call, you have like four horses.

[28:30:46] Are you an alien?

[28:30:47] You're gonna be pretty messed up in that poor horses.

[28:30:50] You can't make it like three of us in a way.

[28:30:53] What the hell are you doing?

[28:30:54] I'm not in any of that.

[28:30:55] Don't bring that.

[28:30:56] Don't bring that.

[28:30:57] That's the ass fucking knife or not me.

[28:30:58] Come on.

[28:30:59] What do we do?

[28:31:02] What have you called 911?

[28:31:03] Somebody call 911.

[28:31:04] Okay, I'll call him.

[28:31:05] I'll call him.

[28:31:06] I'll call him.

[28:31:07] Okay, I'll call him.

[28:31:08] Okay, I'll call him.

[28:31:09] Okay, I'll call him.

[28:31:10] Go ahead and get him, man.

[28:31:11] I'll proceed.

[28:31:12] I don't know how to do this, man.

[28:31:13] Call 911.

[28:31:14] Okay.

[28:31:17] What the hell are you doing?

[28:31:48] Get in the fucking store

[28:31:50] Hands up now

[28:31:52] Hands up now

[28:31:54] Put those fucking hands up

[28:31:56] Get in the store

[28:31:58] The hands are up, the hands are up, the hands are up

[28:32:00] Get in the fucking store

[28:32:02] Get with the others

[28:32:04] You gotta be here forever

[28:32:06] One more

[28:32:08] Get in the car

[28:32:10] Get in the car

[28:32:13] Don't hook him

[28:32:15] Keep a gun on him

[28:32:49] I'll give you all the money I got you just forget it

[28:32:56] I don't want money for you I want it from stores and police officers

[28:33:00] I'll give you like a few of these books

[28:33:01] You don't need to do a relationship or sit close to my knees guys

[28:33:04] I'll give you 125 dollars

[28:33:06] No

[28:33:08] Is this the day for you?

[28:33:10] Why don't everybody go out there and put your cop

[28:33:13] Don't you dare to go to jail

[28:33:17] One last message

[28:33:48] I

[28:34:00] Hold on a second we won 100

[28:34:04] You are 100 dollars!

[28:34:06] You are 100 dollars!

[28:34:08] You are 100 dollars!

[28:34:10] You are 100 dollars!

[28:34:12] What is that?

[28:34:14] What are you saying?

[28:34:16] You are 100 dollars!

[28:34:18] Okay, 100.

[28:34:20] 100 doll hairs.

[28:34:22] I am...

[28:34:24] Please play for me first.

[28:34:26] Hey!

[28:34:28] Are you an alien?

[28:34:30] Alright, look.

[28:34:32] We don't give money

[28:34:35] How about how about you just you know we give you free passage no spike strips how about that one instead

[28:34:51] Hold on we want 200 PD pistols

[28:35:08] pointing guns they've been robbing them with knives

[28:35:11] um I forgot to have guns

[28:35:14] I can't, that's terrible, that's not gonna work

[28:35:20] Mike, what are you saying?

[28:35:23] You come here

[28:35:24] Alright, look, listen to me right now

[28:35:27] What's going on?

[28:35:28] It's me, it's not Chase

[28:35:30] You need a jump

[28:35:31] Hey, come here

[28:35:33] Are you really willing to let all these men die?

[28:35:37] $100 is a sign of good faith and we'll let one go

[28:35:48] how about this I'm good a bargain that is worth $600

[28:35:53] is it kosher yeah here's what's gonna happen here's what's gonna happen all

[28:36:01] I'm gonna sneeze in one of their faces and they might get sick

[28:36:11] I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna sneeze in the hole

[28:36:15] No, I'm the oldest man's face. I'm gonna sneeze in it

[28:36:21] Come here look at me look at me. Oh my god. Please look at me

[28:36:25] All right, there's one I sneezed in one of their faces he might get sick now that's on you

[28:36:37] He might okay. I need a hundred dollars right now get to drink

[28:36:48] One hundred dollars

[28:36:55] I don't hear anything there's way too many people talking yeah, because they're scared

[28:37:01] All right, look

[28:37:05] I had to close the door next time you come out here

[28:37:09] Don't shoot me if you shoot me they'll start shooting them that don't do that

[28:37:16] No, I didn't fucking hands

[28:37:19] That's crazy. Someone else listed on that

[28:37:21] So is it a nisiness person? What is that in your hands there?

[28:37:25] It's a gun and this guy's about to find out!

[28:37:28] Oh Jesus, don't hurt him!

[28:37:30] I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!

[28:37:33] I'm gonna spit in this guy's mouth!

[28:37:37] Open up your mouth!

[28:37:40] Open up your mouth!

[28:37:43] Open it up or you're gonna die!

[28:37:46] I'm gonna spit in his mouth!

[28:37:50] We need a hundred dollars right now, okay, a hundred dollars

[28:37:57] Okay, all right Tim go get the hundred dollars

[28:38:03] We'll have one go and then we'll go from there

[28:38:07] I got a trouble awesome. I did this, you know, well this guy's gonna get a mouthful

[28:38:17] Nice

[28:38:20] All right, which one of you wants to go first?

[28:38:25] The alien

[28:38:28] Take this guy which which you want you which one wants to go first

[28:38:32] All right, you want to go who else wants to go?

[28:38:35] You guys have to rock paper scissors for it you two all right, which?

[28:38:41] Okay, to forget drink to forget the aliens go

[28:38:53] I I see rock wins rock beats nothing go no too slow go to slow

[28:39:07] We want we want an entire re-enactment of fiddler on the roof right now

[28:39:15] Okay, alright, I can do that.

[28:39:17] Get up there, Trinity.

[28:39:18] Get on the roof.

[28:39:19] You want me to fiddle you on the roof?

[28:39:21] Fiddle me on the roof, Trinity.

[28:39:22] Whoa, can I budge?

[28:39:23] Whoa!

[28:39:24] Everybody budge this.

[28:39:25] Everybody budge this.

[28:39:26] You have to be quiet.

[28:39:28] Everyone be quiet.

[28:39:29] Everyone be quiet.

[28:39:30] Shut the hell up, hostages.

[28:39:31] Alright, just get in front of me.

[28:39:33] I'm an alien.

[28:39:35] Wait, what?

[28:39:38] Do it!

[28:39:39] Oh, okay, my bad.

[28:39:40] Oh my god.

[28:39:41] It's fiddle!

[28:39:42] Up on the roof.

[28:39:43] Wait, what?

[28:39:45] She's being fiddle her.

[28:39:46] Oh my god

[28:39:48] Oh my god

[28:39:50] Is a gay man

[28:39:52] This disgusts me

[28:39:54] Oh

[28:39:56] Oh my god

[28:39:58] Get back in here

[28:40:00] You have some son of a bitch

[28:40:02] You get your ass back in here

[28:40:04] One more

[28:40:06] We had a deal

[28:40:08] That's not what I wanted

[28:40:10] One more

[28:40:12] One last job

[28:40:14] All right. All right, fatty fat fat get your ass out there

[28:40:22] Okay

[28:40:24] All right, I want you to give one of the hostages a ride along tonight

[28:40:31] Okay, well one who wants it

[28:40:33] All right, and finally my most reasonable demand

[28:40:45] $20,000 cash

[28:40:48] $20,000 in gold bars

[28:40:54] Who wants a ride along venture get that one actually no red shirts are supposed to die you get back in

[28:41:05] Well, you're wearing a red shirt you

[28:41:09] Yeah, you it's a get out there

[28:41:14] No, no, not you Q

[28:41:16] Okay

[28:41:24] get to drink drink to forget we want I want Clarkson down here right now he's

[28:41:32] dead I don't think he's on duty all right I want someone to speak on his

[28:41:37] behalf all right we're gonna statue man here he's gonna speak on his behalf

[28:41:42] don't let him speak all right he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna

[28:41:48] Come on inside come on it's fun in here. There's more people in here come on

[28:42:04] We got one all right, he's on our side now. He's with us. He was a part of this the whole time

[28:42:10] What the fuck

[28:42:15] Okay, look I delivered I need one more hostage come on. All right. I'll give you no spike. This is what we want

[28:42:21] I want the PD

[28:42:24] Without communicating it

[28:42:26] Okay, I want every member of the PD right here right now

[28:42:33] He wants all pain

[28:42:36] Okay, oh shit

[28:42:38] Come on. I want you guys

[28:42:41] without no more fiddling no communicating it do not communicate it I

[28:42:47] want you guys need something these are the rules you have to count I'll let

[28:42:52] them all go if you can do this okay you have to count to 15 okay but you can't

[28:43:00] count twice in a row here okay all right so we take turns I'll stop no no

[28:43:08] No, no, you can't communicate it. You just have to start. Oh my god

[28:43:13] To go on here's the thing hold on stop if you wait longer than five

[28:43:20] Three seconds you have to restart

[28:43:22] one

[28:43:23] to

[28:43:24] three or

[28:43:27] And no one can interrupt the other god damn it the other restart you can't interrupt you can't interrupt the person

[28:43:34] go again yeah two three oh he took too long she's whispering oh he's with

[28:43:47] Don't the shout

[28:44:02] You were FBI I was terrible at math, okay start over this is

[28:44:08] 15

[28:44:11] To three

[28:44:17] 8

[28:44:17] 9

[28:44:19] 10

[28:44:20] 11

[28:44:20] 12

[28:44:21] 13

[28:44:22] 14

[28:44:24] 15

[28:44:25] Hey, out of it!

[28:44:26] I got 8!

[28:44:27] How's it just give them a round of applause?

[28:44:30] Holy Mary, I guess we can count.

[28:44:32] Alright, PD can count to 15 confirmed.

[28:44:36] Okay, we want no spikes and free passage into the ambulance.

[28:44:40] Alright, they're asking for no spikes and out of the crime, I'm not surprised.

[28:44:43] All right. I got a gun. I got a gun pointed to their head.

[28:44:48] I have a gun pointed to the hostages head.

[28:44:54] Come on, boys.

[28:44:56] Come on, boys.

[28:44:58] Come on, boys.

[28:45:09] All right. Now time for the Vice City Special.

[28:45:12] One more job. Who is it? Get him out of here! Throw him out! Throw the cop out! Throw him out! Throw him out! Throw that cop out! Throw him out! Throw that cop out! Throw that cop out!

[28:45:29] Throw him out!

[28:45:36] Throw that motherfucker out!

[28:45:45] Oh.

[28:45:50] Alright, keep the gun on him.

[28:45:55] And don't let it pull the gun on you

[28:46:03] Tim cold on one on it say that we have a cop his hostage

[28:46:09] You got it Jim how much money did we get out of this?

[28:46:14] $100

[28:46:17] We don't have spikes

[28:46:25] No

[28:46:27] We don't have glass shoes

[28:46:37] Fucking alien

[28:46:46] Was that another robbery back there

[28:47:07] for their hostage in the back,

[28:47:09] they agreed to know what a risk it is in the church for them.

[28:47:21] All right, we're gonna go back

[28:47:22] and we're gonna take those other robbers hostage.

[28:47:24] Man, that's insane.

[28:47:26] One last job.

[28:47:27] One last job.

[28:47:32] Come on.

[28:47:33] Here we go.

[28:47:38] One last job.

[28:47:39] Hands up!

[28:47:40] Hands up!

[28:47:41] Oh!

[28:47:42] Oh, no!

[28:47:43] Hands up!

[28:47:44] Hands up!

[28:47:45] One last job.

[28:47:46] Hands up!

[28:47:46] Everyone put your fucking hands up!

[28:47:48] Oh, God.

[28:47:49] Hands up!

[28:47:50] Hands up!

[28:47:51] Put your fucking hands up!

[28:48:23] These cops are gonna kill you!

[28:48:25] No!

[28:48:26] We will!

[28:48:27] We will kill your hostage if you don't give us $400 right now!

[28:48:33] $400 right now or we'll kill your hostage and then the cops will kill us all!

[28:48:39] $400!

[28:48:44] They're coming at us.

[28:48:46] Again.

[28:48:47] Alright.

[28:48:48] Okay.

[28:48:49] Keep an eye out for him!

[28:48:51] Tim!

[28:48:52] one last job all right come on okay okay okay I got to the hostage

[28:49:00] Oh, come on

[28:49:16] Okay

[28:49:21] All right, I'm with you guys now you guys only have three I'm with you guys now I got it

[28:49:27] I'll give you the money back I'm with you guys

[28:49:30] You guys only got three right?

[28:49:33] I'm with you guys now. Now I'm with you guys

[28:49:37] We have demands for this hostage

[28:49:41] No, I got somebody here

[28:49:45] Listen, it's for our escape vehicle looking fucked it up. Listen. It's cool. Don't worry. I'm gonna get us out of this. Trust me

[28:49:54] Who's shooting tells what's going on out there?

[28:49:59] What happened to Tim

[28:50:04] All right, how much more time do we need? How much more time do we need?

[28:50:15] We got one of the baggies working all right this man's gonna die

[28:50:21] What's your name? It's Hans Hans Hans Hans. How do you want that spelled on your tombstone?

[28:50:27] No, then you better listen to us coppers. I know I know this awkward cuz I'm German and you're

[28:50:36] Yes

[28:50:48] To two notches dial it back

[28:50:51] All right, relax

[28:50:53] I'm more gay than I am jewish are we ready to go we did we tell them what we want free passage

[28:51:02] at this point you fucking know our plans though listen no I got this free passage and we want one

[28:51:08] cop to shoot another cop right now oh no with the tazer with the tazer we just want to get the

[28:51:15] I got it with the taser. We want to ready tased

[28:51:20] Go go go go go go go go guys go go go go

[28:51:33] We got a

[28:51:41] Free passage

[28:51:43] What are you doing? There's so much traffic. All right, we're good. Nice job boys

[28:51:48] nice job and so chase Clowder and his new friends continued on escaping merely

[28:51:57] escaping a very risky high reward let's go towards the water boys it's our only

[28:52:06] hope to the water yeah let's go towards the water I'm thinking what do you

[28:52:13] guys think well they should be a bridge we can jump up this this is good

[28:52:17] right into the water come on let's go all right it was nice working with your

[28:52:23] boys all right no no no I'm with you guys right or die

[28:52:32] ride or die you know I'm saying bad boys for life

[28:52:37] yeah that was a terrible movie

[28:52:40] what what what's wrong with this guy

[28:52:43] I heard of a terrible movie

[28:52:45] you haven't even seen it

[28:52:47] I haven't even seen what the fuck

[28:52:49] you're the worst guy I've ever seen

[28:52:51] you should not watch it it's good

[28:52:53] this shit slows fuck on sand

[28:52:57] I think we got away

[28:53:01] everything is good

[28:53:03] I think we're good.

[28:53:05] Nice, nice gate.

[28:53:09] Good shit.

[28:53:11] Oh, I like your guys' matching outfit.

[28:53:15] Oh, thanks, man.

[28:53:16] You guys are good.

[28:53:18] Yeah, you guys do this a lot?

[28:53:20] Not really, no.

[28:53:21] No, we don't.

[28:53:22] You guys are good, man.

[28:53:23] First time.

[28:53:26] This is like my third.

[28:53:27] My first.

[28:53:28] My 20th, but you know, I don't do it a lot.

[28:53:33] This is like once a fucking month thing, you know?

[28:53:36] Really?

[28:53:37] What do you guys normally do?

[28:53:38] I just got one on you.

[28:53:39] We usually kill boggles

[28:53:41] Oh, that's what's up. What are you? What are you guys? What's your deal? Who are you guys?

[28:53:48] You don't have tell me it's cool. Don't worry about it. We went blue. You think we're bon dia or Aztec is one of the two

[28:53:54] Aztecs

[28:53:56] Didn't they like it wiped out because of a calendar?

[28:54:02] All right buy ins

[28:54:06] There's two ones like four

[28:54:09] I think God you can take the bumps

[28:54:12] Yeah

[28:54:13] Can't do the fucking and this some good driving

[28:54:17] It takes a man shop corner, sir

[28:54:21] Dude, I want to get caught because I really want them to explain the situation in a bench trial

[28:54:27] I want the cops after explain the situation in bench trial so fucking bad take it like

[28:54:35] I think I'm gonna purposely get caught

[28:54:38] I think I'm going to.

[28:54:40] We're going south side to that place.

[28:54:42] We need some quick turns.

[28:54:46] He's gone.

[28:54:49] Oh.

[28:54:51] Yeah, not that quick.

[28:54:53] Actually, all this fire is here.

[28:54:55] This blue's dead or fucking dead.

[28:54:57] That's it.

[28:54:59] There we go.

[28:55:01] Back up, back up, back up.

[28:55:03] Back up! Back up! I got a gun!

[28:55:05] He's gonna get shot.

[28:55:11] Oh shit!

[28:55:13] You fucking is that oh was that? Oh fuck. I don't think they know I don't think they know

[28:55:20] last chance

[28:55:24] Nice

[28:55:26] They go cool. I thought you're gonna go straight down the thing and me to you

[28:55:30] Yeah, would have lost them because I can see us now. Yeah, they still see us

[28:55:34] It's just one

[28:55:45] You do my special let's do it. I'm ready right now start shooting right

[28:55:56] Tell me when, tell me when.

[28:55:58] I'm ready to unload on these hoes.

[28:56:01] Blow their ass up like C-Fo.

[28:56:07] Give him a rim, then give him a spin.

[28:56:10] Suck on his knob.

[28:56:12] What?

[28:56:13] And then jizz on his chin.

[28:56:15] Yeah, gotta do what you gotta do.

[28:56:17] Yeah, jizz on his chin.

[28:56:20] I'm a rapper also!

[28:56:28] Yeah, nice.

[28:56:30] What?

[28:56:31] That was good. What do you mean?

[28:56:33] Hey, what do you mean?

[28:56:37] Yeah.

[28:56:39] Back off!

[28:56:40] Shits!

[28:56:41] Oh, fuck, they're shooting!

[28:56:43] They're shooting!

[28:56:45] Who shot? Who shot?

[28:56:49] Fuck, you shoot now!

[28:56:51] I didn't shoot!

[28:56:52] Oh, no!

[28:56:54] Oh!

[28:56:55] Run! Run!

[28:57:56] You can have this gun off me for free.

[28:57:58] Go on, take it, then get out of here.

[28:58:00] Oh yours, baby.

[28:58:05] My face!

[28:58:29] Which normally I would like!

[28:58:31] Dude, I am.

[28:58:51] I'm so excited for them to have to explain this whole fuckin' situation in a fuckin' nutshell.

[28:58:55] Ha!

[28:58:56] Did you just take my dog treats?

[28:59:01] Oh no, that's a moment.

[28:59:13] Yo, there's a judge.

[28:59:18] Standin' is on Leland.

[28:59:20] Alright, I'm gonna piss real quick and get some food in the microwave.

[28:59:24] And we're down now, so I'll read subs when I get back.

[28:59:27] She'll be in there somewhere.

[29:00:27] concrete. There we go. Can we get EMS? It's going to be code 4 up there. Can you start

[29:00:38] test your K? Make sure you haven't been shooting at us. That's the first time I've ever seen

[29:00:49] that. So I am quite amazed that you managed to make active robbers fair for their lives

[29:00:58] by kidnapping their hostage. It was quite impressive, I must say. Alright, you have

[29:01:02] Come back positive. Let me search pockets. It's the vice city special, baby

[29:01:12] No, no

[29:01:15] No

[29:01:17] It's the Jewish tax. No, let me just handcuff them. What the what?

[29:01:24] What the what?

[29:01:38] I feel like I'm having a hard time.

[29:01:40] Alright.

[29:01:42] Okay, I'm just gonna get you all patched up here.

[29:01:45] You have a lot of gunshots in you.

[29:01:47] In the back.

[29:01:49] Is there a U-Ware in the vest?

[29:01:51] Yes!

[29:01:53] Let me get this guy.

[29:01:55] Don't talk to me!

[29:01:57] Uh, are you sure you don't want me to talk to you?

[29:01:59] Alright, you can talk to me.

[29:02:02] We're gonna have this off.

[29:02:04] Looks like a lot of bullets actually.

[29:02:06] Thank you for your help. I'm in love with you if you were a man

[29:02:21] Well if you were still one then I would be sexually attracted to you

[29:02:36] All right, I'm gonna start

[29:02:38] Find something those three two one

[29:02:41] That's having boy. You're good. All right, and then I'm gonna treat

[29:02:49] Good boy, all right, is he good to go I'm good to go. All right, yeah

[29:02:58] Dude the whole situation getting six houses

[29:03:02] What'd you do?

[29:03:04] We shoot when we I don't know what you're talking about over here. Yeah, we've got still two people at large

[29:03:09] I don't really want to

[29:03:12] All right, and you guys find the embo she's literally fucked them over bad. Yeah, but how fucking sweet was it?

[29:03:19] Yeah, I just woke up

[29:03:22] Hey, were they searched?

[29:03:24] She said yes. Was he searched? Yeah, he's searched coughed. They're good to transport and I heard a police officer was shot

[29:03:34] No, they were shooting I don't think any of them connected okay. Is everybody okay? Does anybody need medical? Does anybody get shot?

[29:03:41] Okay, cool. I just heard someone got hit. I'm gonna jump take a lot

[29:03:54] Just another night. Yes. Oh my god. Yes

[29:03:59] Get me out of here

[29:04:02] Yes, I'm in the back of this ambulance

[29:04:06] No, he's talking about both of us

[29:04:08] Okay

[29:04:10] He's talking about both of us. Yes

[29:04:22] No

[29:04:24] I want to be free. Help me. Take me to the hospital. I'm dying. You suffer that guy, I live that guy dying. No, no. They want me to.

[29:04:42] Okay, so we're gonna step out of the envelope. Right. Hand me over. Yeah, we don't want the uh... Hand me over. That's fine. The raspy voice man.

[29:04:53] Oh

[29:05:00] Gee I wonder why this red hair cop is not handing me over

[29:05:07] What is that supposed to me?

[29:05:09] Can you guys put him back in?

[29:05:12] Let me take me to please take me to

[29:05:17] Please take me. I'm very valuable. I'll put them in the car once we get out

[29:05:23] I'm not gonna put him in the car.

[29:05:24] Put me in the car, bitch!

[29:05:27] Put me in!

[29:05:28] Following my orders.

[29:05:29] All right, come over here to the car, man.

[29:05:31] I don't know where you're going.

[29:05:32] Put me in the car!

[29:05:33] I'll go back to your car.

[29:05:35] All right.

[29:05:36] Come on, put me in the car.

[29:05:38] OK, you guys can hold Territi at the door there.

[29:05:42] And also me.

[29:05:43] I'll put him in the car.

[29:05:44] I promise I'm living here before I...

[29:05:46] Me, too, also.

[29:05:47] All right, I'm putting it on the ground.

[29:05:50] Damn, these are too tight.

[29:05:51] Okay, I'm putting Terridion on the ground right now.

[29:05:53] Alright.

[29:05:54] Alright, and then goes Chase.

[29:05:56] Put him in.

[29:05:57] Terridion stay there until we get away.

[29:05:58] Terridion stay there until we get away.

[29:06:00] And also Chase.

[29:06:01] Alright get in the car, you get in the car.

[29:06:03] Alright, no no no no.

[29:06:05] No, no, no.

[29:06:06] You don't want that motherfucker.

[29:06:08] I got a gun.

[29:06:09] I got a gun to your head.

[29:06:10] I got another rail.

[29:06:11] Come on.

[29:06:12] Give me a second.

[29:06:13] Oh god the pit.

[29:06:14] Drive!

[29:06:15] Drive!

[29:06:16] Hold on, drive!

[29:06:17] Hold on, drive!

[29:06:18] Hold on.

[29:06:19] Drive!

[29:06:20] come on bro just take me with you hold on come on just take me with you bro

[29:06:29] please guys I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars I swear to God I have

[29:06:34] it I swear to God I have a hundred thousand dollars

[29:06:39] all right now there you got a job motherfucker all right my bad one sir oh

[29:06:51] shit oh thank god I stayed in here you know oh my god you like him I fucking

[29:07:13] camp tonight. This whole fucking situation, man. Oh, fuck dude. You should have taken me

[29:07:33] with you, you dumb fucks. Thank God you weren't in that car, sir. Yeah. True. But if I would

[29:07:46] have been in that car, you guys wanted a shot. Oh no. Well, that red air cop said something

[29:07:54] and now I'm not. I think if you would have shot, I think I would have had a case

[29:07:58] something boy your accent is a before I like Boston Vice City okay all right

[29:08:09] very thick Boston accent my sister right we love our Chowda and linguiney

[29:08:20] rules you just got to throw up what yeah they call everybody a bum

[29:08:27] down there. Forget about it! There's no toes. Yo. Yo, smoked soba. Thank you so much for

[29:08:55] the six months. It says okay, okay! Appreciate that. Dra- Dragon with 22- I'm sorry, Dragon

[29:09:05] 22 with nine months in a row. Appreciate that.

[29:09:09] Kyle and Dabbs with two months.

[29:09:15] Kala, Kala ass, Kala's.

[29:09:20] Brand new Prime subs. You guys can check those Prime subs too.

[29:09:22] Actually close to 3,100. That'd be great.

[29:09:26] Yo, free print thanks for the 11 months.

[29:09:29] Badwill hunting with 10 gifted subs.

[29:09:32] Getting us almost there. I'm down right now so I can read subs.

[29:09:35] Thank you so much. Badwill hunting.

[29:09:38] you're a maniac thanks to the 10 gifted chat I was supposed to go out drinking and

[29:09:48] win and probably get you know what I mean doesn't matter I'm here instead stitch

[29:09:57] thank you so much for the five gifted subs very nice you free bird with 11

[29:10:07] months in a row says 11 months of semi quality content hey I'll take that

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[29:10:14] Uh, Breakey CPK, two months in a row, so it's the best damn cop on the server.

[29:10:18] God damn right. Sub-Zero Hero, four months in a row.

[29:10:22] Primal Hunt with a brand new Prime sub.

[29:10:25] Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you.

[29:10:27] Welcome to the, uh, Pentafiles.

[29:10:30] Haven't said that in a while.

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[29:10:39] It's not about the RP with Jordan, that's the problem, it's not RP with Jordan, I'll be with you.

[29:10:45] Coke? 10 gifted Coke?

[29:10:48] Hey, Penta's a piece of shit, Penta's a cunt, I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.

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[29:10:58] Glockaboli, Vincenzo, what's with the five as well?

[29:11:00] Almost at 3100, Soviet with $3!

[29:11:04] What's it say?

[29:11:07] RP over going out and getting drunk slash flowers downpog.

[29:11:13] It's not about the RPG.

[29:11:14] Yeah, I did.

[29:11:15] Well, you know, I'll be getting drunks on our paper.

[29:11:17] A lot.

[29:11:18] IRL on the IRL stream in Boston next week.

[29:11:21] Excited for that.

[29:11:22] Cool, Virgil.

[29:11:23] Thank you so much for the five gifted subs.

[29:11:24] Really appreciate that.

[29:11:25] Very, very nice of you.

[29:11:26] It's happening.

[29:11:27] Oh my god.

[29:11:28] 3,100 subs.

[29:11:29] Oh my god.

[29:11:31] VR Viking thinks so good.

[29:11:32] The first slash jump started two hours ago.

[29:11:35] That's a film-length streak of chase chaos.

[29:11:39] Yeah, this whole thing of attempt to get highlighted.

[29:11:42] Uh, thanks for the $6.90 session, man.

[29:11:51] Okay, back down to 20 subs away.

[29:11:54] Don't know how the fuck that happens, but hey, here we are.

[29:11:57] Go, go, go, go.

[29:11:59] Uh, Dranlow, 56, thank you so much for that.

[29:12:05] Eight months, welcome back, baby.

[29:12:08] I heard one streamer say welcome back, and it triggered a bunch of other people to sub,

[29:12:13] Sub so I was like I'm gonna start saying welcome back

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[29:12:31] Thank you

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[29:12:40] Thanks like that

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[29:12:49] Hell yeah, thanks. Yeah, I don't think you're here anymore, but

[29:12:52] Thanks for destroying Jordan so I can focus on Chase

[29:12:58] Robert go one two three one year. Thank you for the one year. I'm gonna get him check them with Nancy

[29:13:15] I've got Dan give this up to Shradler

[29:13:23] Not actually cof

[29:13:26] Yo tour me. Thanks for the three dollars from two hours ago. Appreciate that

[29:13:30] Done her with ten months. Thank you brother Chang with four months in a row. Thank you both welcome back

[29:13:35] Is it working?

[29:13:36] Pass that with a thousand bits as I haven't last left this hard and wall. Thanks for the perfect character

[29:13:44] Look you guys could you guys are gonna just gotten away with dad to come back and I respect that you have my respect

[29:13:51] I'll do anything for your boys

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[29:14:06] You right like I don't know who searched or who coughed or who did what but I got fucking I got this gun

[29:14:13] But I don't want her touching me anymore. I

[29:14:16] Got this gun bad

[29:14:19] All right, once you really just jump off the beds there and I'll transport to all bottle

[29:14:24] Thank you so much for the three months. Sam real Samuel Ray with 30 months. What's up, dude? I can walk

[29:14:30] No, no, you can't why what did I do that was that bad?

[29:14:33] You fucking you keep running you stolen ambulance then you took six people hostage

[29:14:39] Don't you dare say you're not cuffed

[29:14:41] To ready fiddle me on the road and then you, and then you went to another place and then you, you took their hostage and then you

[29:14:49] I was technically a hostage man

[29:14:51] Right, look just let me walk

[29:14:54] This is ridiculous

[29:14:55] Just let me walk

[29:14:56] You're not walking

[29:14:58] Please

[29:14:59] No

[29:15:00] Please it's all I want you shot me while my hands were up. Are you listening? Yeah. Yeah, my car make sure nobody stills that one

[29:15:06] Okay, I'll go grab the other guy. It's so long just a dude gave me geeks of the prime some

[29:15:14] limbo with brandy prime stuff as well

[29:15:17] Okay, all right

[29:15:19] Who's this one? Is this an oh, yeah, that's one of the horse Ellie McCracken with two months in a row

[29:15:24] Thank you so much Jamie at this you two months in a row welcome

[29:15:28] Look at that 3,100 subs we did it. I'm gonna grab my food and get some more water. I got

[29:16:13] I'm just gonna take his ID and I'll have a warrant out for him

[29:16:18] Okay

[29:16:23] He was shot

[29:16:25] All right

[29:16:34] Okay, my name is

[29:16:36] You can have a look can you look on him?

[29:16:39] Let me grab it

[29:16:50] So what you can put in front of work, all right, this is a note. Yeah, there's a

[29:16:58] No, do the rest from here. I appreciate it. Oh, okay. Oh, I think I'm putting that on you right now

[29:17:03] You don't understand my wife for me for a second. I need to put this

[29:17:08] Motherfucker, I'm gonna drive!

[29:17:12] Alright, so you rest up in ICU

[29:17:14] and as soon as you're out of ICU

[29:17:16] the doctors will transfer you

[29:17:18] to the baby's son-in-law, sir.

[29:17:20] You again?

[29:17:22] Alright, one of our gangsters has ICU

[29:17:24] I'll have a warrant out for him

[29:17:26] and he'll get processed once he's out of the ICU

[29:17:28] with the second one.

[29:17:32] Two of them are in your car, Charlotte.

[29:17:34] Okay.

[29:17:36] Wait, is this one in ICU?

[29:17:38] are you good sir i think that's that's my car all right let's get the transport down it

[29:17:51] 619 76 on my pd 195 you okay back there sir boy they am i right what the hell this car isn't

[29:18:22] that big why the hell what do you have in there a lot of room back here a lot of echo the

[29:18:30] fuck weaves their cars someone said that

[29:18:44] 619 same trip I can walk no you're never

[29:18:56] walking again let me walk you were are you

[29:19:01] out of your mind that's kind of fucked

[29:19:04] up bro okay here we go that's kind of

[29:19:15] fucked up bro for real all right sir to

[29:19:19] walk through that door I can't move my

[29:19:21] legs you are soft I'm not you son of a what is that I'm literally not I'm not

[29:19:28] out oh all right what's your son man can you stop me please wow wow y'all look

[29:19:40] the same we're wearing the same mask and the same clothes what do you mean

[29:19:43] that's not you look the same so you look the same damn what's your name

[29:20:26] You don't see him? I see him.

[29:20:28] He's not invisible.

[29:20:30] He's right there in the floor.

[29:20:32] You see him for any reason?

[29:20:34] My ass! I got him.

[29:20:36] My ass!

[29:20:41] Oh, we're gonna have one of these.

[29:20:43] What's happening?

[29:20:45] No.

[29:20:49] Is he cuffed or is he his hands up?

[29:20:53] Todd.

[29:20:55] Alright, you never ever.

[29:20:57] You're not even getting soft cuffed anymore.

[29:20:59] I think you have me confused with someone else. What do you mean? Yep, just come up to the buzz and turn around

[29:21:08] All right, you so show me your ID

[29:21:11] And tell you Moscow could be good to

[29:21:20] Why didn't they RP out me being in the army and give me their guns

[29:21:32] I didn't know they do that all right

[29:21:37] I'm handcuffed. Yeah, I know you're handcuffed right you're a good boy back in my village. We would have called you a schmuckus

[29:21:47] I'm calling you a lawyer case. I just requested okay look. I want a bench trial

[29:21:52] You want to self-represent?

[29:21:55] Okay

[29:21:56] Hey scarlet this guy wants a bench trial

[29:22:03] transport in a bed trial

[29:22:06] no I don't know what to do

[29:22:09] I need you for a witness

[29:22:11] what?

[29:22:13] who the fuck are you?

[29:22:15] what did he just say?

[29:22:17] uh Sergeant Rhodes is in the conference office

[29:22:19] what?

[29:22:21] okay I will listen to what you're talking

[29:22:23] what?

[29:22:29] please do not yell while you're down in the cells of mission road PD

[29:22:32] I can't not yell

[29:22:34] I'm off

[29:22:36] medicine

[29:22:38] Okay, all right. I haven't taken ready my gelato bin, but I'm in the interrogation room over there in three

[29:22:45] weeks

[29:22:48] All right, we're gonna go into the okay, so I got you covered. Yeah

[29:23:14] Nice

[29:23:28] Oh Jesus help me no

[29:24:07] You so much

[29:24:10] Right, so anyways, I need a bench trial

[29:24:15] Yeah, Tim for I'm working on I actually have you a bench trial you ready to go

[29:24:21] Oh, great good luck

[29:24:25] Six nineteen's gonna be 76 is a courthouse for a bench. I'm gonna need

[29:24:29] Is a witness the entire police department?

[29:24:34] Need some witnesses he's he's actually subpoenaing a bunch of you

[29:24:38] You're never I've never let me go. Thanks, baby

[29:24:48] Just like that third-eye blind song

[29:24:52] It's a good song

[29:24:55] Classic

[29:24:57] You would like third-eye blind

[29:25:10] Do they even have any evidence all right, so you're gonna be facing look I gotta warn you

[29:25:38] Yeah back in my city. I was an attorney

[29:25:42] okay so I know a lot about the law that's good to know

[29:25:56] all right do you even know your charges sir right okay I don't okay well we'll

[29:26:05] get them going when we get here okay let me walk though no please come on bro

[29:26:12] This is not really that cool of you. No, bro. It's not cool. Don't bro me

[29:26:22] Well, they're on you earlier. I don't anymore

[29:26:27] I'm gonna make sure my flashlight. I don't anymore

[29:26:35] Come on, bro, bro, you're seriously making a mistake for real bro. What's the mistake?

[29:26:47] You're just gonna want to let me walk for real, bro

[29:26:49] We searching you one more time. What do you have four dog treats on here, sir?

[29:27:12] All right buck you're gonna have to give me a he just got to jail so you're gonna have to give me a second

[29:27:25] He immediately asked for a Ben's trial. Oh

[29:27:27] Oh, oh, and he would like to self-represent and he's subpoenaing the whole police force. I believe he said what?

[29:27:36] Right, okay his witnesses. He wants the whole police forces. Okay. Can you can do the whole police force?

[29:27:43] Well, I need him you can have up to six witnesses

[29:27:48] Good sir

[29:27:50] So

[29:27:52] Okay, that's six that you feel six police officers. Yep

[29:27:56] I'm not sure that's my cousin

[29:28:11] No, I'm not your cousin. I actually have to talk to Santa please. I'm sorry

[29:28:18] I

[29:28:22] Approach

[29:29:05] Start the RV! Start it! Start the RV! Oh! He's swinging! He's swinging!

[29:29:15] Sway it

[29:29:59] Oh

[29:30:05] Sir the school with this suspect sir

[29:30:26] You are very lucky you're not getting obstruction of justice. Well, don't get in the car when someone's bringing them back tells you to

[29:30:37] I'm not the courthouse. I need the flashlight wound in the back of the head

[29:30:56] Where is the clock?

[29:30:58] I was running.

[29:31:00] Holy shit.

[29:31:02] Dude.

[29:31:12] Oh my god.

[29:31:16] Hey, swing it!

[29:31:18] Oh, just a flashlight.

[29:31:20] Oh, that was a good idea.

[29:31:22] Swing it!

[29:31:24] Hey, swing it!

[29:31:26] Oh!

[29:31:28] So funny.

[29:31:30] Sir.

[29:31:30] Ah!

[29:31:31] Oh my god.

[29:31:32] Oh, yeah.

[29:31:32] Yeah, I think you need to.

[29:31:33] Sir, are you feeling it?

[29:31:34] Ow!

[29:31:35] Ow!

[29:31:36] Ow!

[29:31:36] Ow, OK.

[29:31:37] OK.

[29:31:37] Ow!

[29:31:38] Ow!

[29:31:38] First year.

[29:31:39] I'm going to high five.

[29:31:40] Ow!

[29:31:40] By the boom!

[29:31:41] Yeah.

[29:31:42] I think I can stand you up and you can.

[29:31:44] Ow!

[29:31:44] Yeah!

[29:31:45] OK, let's see.

[29:31:46] Right!

[29:31:47] I'm going to stand you up.

[29:31:48] I want you to walk.

[29:31:49] Ow!

[29:31:50] Ow!

[29:31:51] OK.

[29:31:52] Thank you.

[29:31:53] He's so peanut.

[29:31:54] He's about to die.

[29:32:02] Oh, shit.

[29:32:04] Why are you gonna get so close to your dick?

[29:32:06] Start the car!

[29:32:14] You go ahead, you go ahead.

[29:32:18] Please back your car away, thank you.

[29:32:22] Start the car!

[29:32:34] Again, it peed.

[29:32:36] You used the reaction speed of a slope.

[29:32:38] Tim, help me!

[29:32:40] How do you tackle me?

[29:32:42] Tim! Tim!

[29:32:44] Toretty's an alien!

[29:32:46] This cop is an alien!

[29:32:48] That's why they're not being abducted, Tim!

[29:32:50] Tim, I'm being abducted!

[29:32:56] Sam, I'm being abducted!

[29:33:00] Sam!

[29:33:11] Alright, let's do this bench trial.

[29:33:13] Okay.

[29:33:14] Alright.

[29:33:15] Hey, do you want to sit here with us facing prongs real quick?

[29:33:18] Yeah.

[29:33:19] Yeah, real quick.

[29:33:21] The prongs are directly underneath my handcuffs.

[29:33:24] Gotcha.

[29:33:26] You also have some right of bones.

[29:33:27] They're right underneath my handcuffs.

[29:33:31] Right.

[29:33:32] You ready, Cap?

[29:33:33] Yep.

[29:33:33] So I don't think you can reach them.

[29:33:35] Probably not.

[29:33:36] You got you.

[29:33:37] No, I don't know.

[29:33:38] All right.

[29:33:38] One, two, three, four.

[29:33:42] Oh!

[29:33:43] Yes!

[29:33:44] Yes!

[29:33:45] Let's get the other ones.

[29:33:46] Yes!

[29:33:47] One, two, three, four.

[29:33:48] Yes!

[29:33:50] Yes!

[29:33:52] Police officer.

[29:33:52] Yes!

[29:33:55] Yes!

[29:33:57] My man, that's my boy making y'all pay.

[29:34:03] That's my boy making y'all pay.

[29:34:06] Ain't no one here to help you.

[29:34:07] I mean, you can wait around.

[29:34:08] That's my boy right there.

[29:34:10] Don't do that, don't do that.

[29:34:15] That's my boy right there.

[29:34:17] Where's your car?

[29:34:18] The blue one.

[29:34:19] That's my boy right there.

[29:34:23] That's my fucking boy.

[29:34:25] Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here

[29:34:30] Let's get out of here fuck this

[29:34:35] Okay, I'd cuff me all right

[29:34:41] Come here bitch

[29:34:44] Good try it's ready

[29:34:49] Good try it's ready

[29:34:51] Good shot together shot me

[29:35:03] I'm gonna go dude. No, you're good bro. You're good

[29:35:07] bro you're good just hit an alley we'll chill we'll chill bro good shit bro good

[29:35:23] shit hey you can hand me the keys if we get there I can I can figure out no

[29:35:37] your head's fine you're good bro just drive it's just the cops you got a gun

[29:35:44] for me give me the gun I'll shoot I need oxy you got oxy I need oxy

[29:35:55] shit all right we're gonna have to shoot the cops I think we keep moving we're

[29:35:59] gonna keep bleeding I think it's our only way out you know they brought the

[29:36:09] aliens we got it we got a shoot it's the only way I'm telling you but I got

[29:36:15] in the glove box for me daddy's gonna get us out of here don't you worry about

[29:36:20] that. Alright, just pretend like you just crashed the car kind of pretend like like you're down.

[29:36:27] You got to kind of crash into something a little bit. There you go. Listen, find me a ladder.

[29:36:52] Right here, this is perfect. Find me a ladder.

[29:37:06] Alright, stop the car. I'm good. This is good.

[29:37:08] I'm flittin' at this time.

[29:37:16] Later!

[29:37:40] This ain't lookin' too good for Chase.

[29:38:02] Oh, another good C.V.

[29:38:11] Ha ha ha ha!

[29:38:15] Two log?

[29:38:16] No, that's so fucked up.

[29:38:17] Alright, let's fuckin' do it.

[29:38:20] No, I'm good.

[29:38:58] Oh, he's gonna see me.

[29:39:00] He sees me.

[29:39:43] Oh, I just saw him speed off.

[29:39:55] Kia!

[29:40:30] Listen, I'm very injured.

[29:40:33] I'm bleedin' real bad.

[29:40:35] I need help.

[29:40:36] Who is this?

[29:40:38] me chase I don't know you you don't know me no I can't you don't understand

[29:40:44] please I need your help please just bring me some band-aids or medicine or

[29:40:53] something please okay okay where are you man I can ping you okay uh for two

[29:41:05] Man, I'm hiding in a bush. All right. I'm hiding in a bush. Just talk

[29:41:17] Please I'm so hurt. I don't want to die in a bush like a shmuck

[29:41:24] Ice cream truck though, so it's gonna be a minute. So like that's okay Russia on it or some shit. I'll just hurry

[29:41:31] boy, hey

[29:41:33] Yes, that's all well, man

[29:41:35] I think we're dead. I think we're good. So the cleaner gun license

[29:42:20] Hell yeah

[29:42:22] The report's gonna be amazing. Oh shit. We are gonna die. Well, she knows where we're at though. Maybe she'll come

[29:43:05] Run if I move I definitely die

[29:43:08] Can you get out of the bush? She can at least find us

[29:43:33] The bleeding stop. No, no, no, we're fucked

[29:43:51] Gonna be amazing. This doesn't get me a ban

[29:44:00] What a weird thing to say. You got any pills? I'm an addict

[29:44:51] No. No, man. I'm in shock. I also have essential oils there too, man. Rub them on me. You only

[29:45:09] brought four? Oh, maybe. What about papers? You got papers? I got grass. You got papers?

[29:45:22] I got papers? Yeah, you got papers. I got joints, man, here. Oh, yes. Weed. That

[29:45:31] That will heal me.

[29:45:32] Yeah, but there's- Perfect.

[29:45:37] What's your names?

[29:45:38] You savior?

[29:45:39] Uh, Winslow.

[29:45:40] My name is Chase Clowder.

[29:45:41] I'm gay!

[29:45:42] I support him.

[29:45:43] In Jewish.

[29:45:44] I mean right on.

[29:45:45] And in 1985, I took home the gold in swimming.

[29:46:00] Wait, why are you telling me all this shit, man?

[29:46:09] Look, because you saved my life, so you deserve to know my life.

[29:46:15] Oh.

[29:46:17] You feel me? I'm gonna be honest. I just got done running from the cops.

[29:46:26] I understand now.

[29:46:29] Oh, shit, I heard the men. They were like over there.

[29:46:37] Are they still in the area?

[29:46:39] Why are you on the run?

[29:46:40] I didn't do anything that was that bad. I I believe you

[29:46:49] Look we got to get out of here

[29:46:53] I just got out of the back

[29:46:55] prison

[29:46:57] What'd you do? Are you on the run right now?

[29:46:59] No, no, they

[29:47:01] They put me in there and just sleep and I I hear some shit man. Look we need to get out of here

[29:47:06] There's plenty of time to catch up

[29:47:09] All right, man. Oh shit

[29:47:13] Is there a truck in this thing?

[29:47:16] Hello?

[29:47:17] Yeah man, you could just get in the back.

[29:47:20] Hey man, how's it going?

[29:47:23] To the clothing store, what was your name?

[29:47:26] It's Winsong, man.

[29:47:27] Winsong?

[29:47:29] Yeah!

[29:47:30] More like, Life's song?

[29:47:32] Cause now I can sing that, thanks to you!

[29:47:35] Yeah, I cannot help at this time.

[29:47:43] Cause I'm trying to help some other dudes.

[29:47:45] But um, you know what, could he like text it?

[29:47:49] Cause I'm like backing up a nice cream truck in a really shady area and I don't really

[29:47:53] know what's going on man, I'm really stoned, I didn't mean to get this stoned.

[29:47:58] You're driving great man!

[29:48:00] Oh thanks man, yeah, yeah, right on man.

[29:48:16] Okay, hi dude!

[29:48:22] What are you doing right now?

[29:48:23] I gotta go to the clothing store!

[29:48:25] Oh, okay, hold on, hold on.

[29:48:27] And then I think that we should do a job.

[29:48:30] One final job, that's it.

[29:48:37] Wait, wait, wait, job.

[29:48:39] What kind of job are we talking about, man?

[29:48:42] A Rob job!

[29:48:49] A Rob job?

[29:48:50] One more job with song, and then we're out.

[29:48:55] We're done.

[29:48:57] Oh man, I don't think that's a...

[29:49:00] Just one more!

[29:49:02] I just told you I just got a Mac and shit sucks they don't give you a toilet they

[29:49:10] don't give you a bed I don't want to starve to death dude

[29:49:13] I'll get the weed man look I need you to listen to me if you're not living life

[29:49:28] on the edge are you really living yes oh yeah shit I guess you're right

[29:49:38] Okay, um, I mean, I don't know like a life ahead of me. I don't know how old you are.

[29:49:48] What would Bob Marley do? I've got like shit going for me, you know. Listen,

[29:49:56] all right, we are the people, right? Yeah, we are the people, man. And the

[29:50:02] big corporations don't want us to rob! I mean that's true. So if you want to

[29:50:12] conform to the corporations, whatever man. I'm not conforming. Well you kind of

[29:50:21] sound like a conformist man I don't know. I just don't want to be locked in a cage

[29:50:26] with no toilet again. Yeah you're locked in a mental cage right now a cage

[29:50:31] of anti-free will you think about that yep you're right man you need to set

[29:50:42] yourself free with a handgun that's not how I meant for that to sound look I

[29:50:51] I need to go to a clothing store

[29:51:04] All right one final job one song and that's it

[29:51:08] We'll get another car and we'll get a hostage

[29:51:21] I think they'll expect it when they see it parked outside of a star

[29:51:24] No, you just like jump in the back before they can see and you hide and I'm just like hey

[29:51:31] Do you want to talk to them in the middle of it?

[29:51:33] And I'll just get out of here when song and then I'll get out of there

[29:51:37] You want to try that? I'm down for any plan. All right. We'll try it. Let me just get on my disguise

[29:51:46] Do not have you saved in my phone correctly at all. I

[29:52:43] Think we should go for water escape round three, baby. Do you think they're just gonna start shooting me?

[29:53:06] I'm also supposed to remember the shit. He was wearing a cowboy hat.

[29:53:11] Hey, stop with the little souls.

[29:53:17] He was old, I think, and Caucasian, I think, but I don't like assuming races, man.

[29:53:27] The Vice City Special?

[29:53:28] I think, yeah.

[29:53:29] Who said he looks like Moon Moon? That's fucked up.

[29:53:32] What's wrong with you guys? You guys are assholes.

[29:53:40] It's fucked up.

[29:53:44] Yeah, what the fuck?

[29:53:49] Nails are gone.

[29:53:58] You have more of these at this rate.

[29:54:08] Ten is good.

[29:54:14] So what's the plan?

[29:54:17] So I'll just, you know, chill here

[29:54:21] because I expected there to be like some Blackjack shit

[29:54:26] or something going on over here at Leland's thing,

[29:54:30] you know, because he tweeted that about the dice game.

[29:54:32] Right, right, the dice games.

[29:54:34] You robbed the shit.

[29:54:36] And I'll just, you know, be here, like, ready to, you know, distract and give you a safe harbor.

[29:54:45] So you're gonna distract?

[29:54:49] Yeah.

[29:54:50] No hostage.

[29:54:51] Trust me, man, I got the best distraction method. I use my own milk.

[29:54:56] What?

[29:54:58] Yeah. You ever have can of milk?

[29:55:00] No. What the hell? What is that?

[29:55:02] That's my breast milk.

[29:55:03] Is it kosher?

[29:55:05] Yeah.

[29:55:06] It's even like vegan, because it's mine and I'm vegan, and it'll give you-

[29:55:16] You got a rabbi to bless your titties!

[29:55:20] Huh? Wait, no. Is that what kosher means?

[29:55:25] Yes!

[29:55:26] Oh, well then no, it's not kosher.

[29:55:29] Well then I can't have it.

[29:55:31] Oh, that's- but it's natural, man.

[29:55:35] Look, unless a rabbi is like, these titties are dope.

[29:55:40] I can't fucking have it what if it's been frozen and

[29:55:45] Churned into ice cream form no flavored with strawberry kosher

[29:55:51] Maybe if the strawberries are kosher

[29:55:54] Yeah, and I thought I had a difficult diet. All right

[29:55:59] They said we're doing this. Hold on

[29:56:08] Yeah, let's drive

[29:56:10] So I'm just gonna like park right over here man. I'm gonna be like oh

[29:56:16] So, thought people would be here, you know?

[29:56:23] Hello?

[29:56:27] And then, whenever you're dead, you just like,

[29:56:31] run back here, and sit in the back.

[29:56:34] Hello?

[29:56:39] Hello?

[29:56:40] Hello?

[29:56:44] I forget about it.

[29:56:50] Probably the bun.

[29:57:00] Oh my God, I'm actually really tired.

[29:57:12] Let me see how much money I got.

[29:57:14] I need an advanced lockpick.

[29:57:18] How do I get what I owe?

[29:57:19] Harmony one last job, or you just continue the streak tomorrow. Oh

[29:57:39] Dude if we have the bent I won't make it no

[29:57:41] I'm just gonna end it here cuz I'm fucking dead dude, and I won't I won't make it through a bunch trial

[29:57:47] Look when song I got to get some sleep. I'm very tired

[29:57:52] All right, thank you for your help. Here's my number

[29:57:56] Call me tomorrow

[29:57:58] Chase?

[29:57:59] Chase Clowder!

[29:58:00] Like they say from my home town, Boston.

[29:58:03] Chase Clowder, no one can eat more, Chowder.

[29:58:06] Alright.

[29:58:10] Okay.

[29:58:11] Okay.

[29:58:12] Alright.

[29:58:13] Wanna see team old direction?

[29:58:18] Yeah, but we'll definitely, they'll just shoot me.

[29:58:21] Oh, Charlie, we should.

[29:58:26] She's fuckin' MVP.

[29:58:28] And we'll rest in the one place.

[29:58:31] I never expect

[29:58:34] Behind the store that will hit tomorrow. Oh, man. Yo Lupin axe. Thanks for the 29 months appreciate the

[29:58:53] Imperial max gifted sub to

[29:58:55] bird-ush

[29:58:57] bird-ash

[29:58:59] Thank you

[29:59:02] That's it

[29:59:04] We're done

[29:59:06] Is a good stream? I was I wasn't even gonna stream today. Isn't that wild?

[29:59:10] But that was a good one

[29:59:13] You guys want Charlie

[29:59:29] Mantis Mantis wouldn't even let us walk

[29:59:32] Dude Charlie's the real MVP she fucking saved our ass you guys are crazy dude

[29:59:37] I'm gonna raid Charlie you guys get points for that apparently

[29:59:51] I'll be back tomorrow tomorrow. We start vice

[29:59:56] San

[29:59:57] Liberty

[29:59:59] Tomorrow we start San Andreas GTA San Andreas

[30:00:03] We start it tomorrow eight

[30:00:07] PM EST

[30:00:09] We will start the San Andreas playthrough. You don't want to miss that

[30:00:13] You do not want to miss that

[30:00:16] Shit here we go again. I'll be good. That will be good. I'm really excited for that

[30:00:29] Really excited for that so I'll be streaming tomorrow and

[30:00:36] Monday I normally take Monday off. I'm gonna be sleeping on or I'm gonna be streaming on Monday and

[30:00:41] Then a Tuesday. I'm not streaming

[30:00:43] I'll be streaming Wednesday I leave for PAX East if you will be at PAX East there will be a meet and greet

[30:00:50] just gotta figure it out okay and then IRL streams potentially with Kyle I think Mech is going a lot of streamers will be good

[30:00:59] well time tomorrow tomorrow we'll be starting the stream at uh

[30:01:05] What the fuck are you doing?

[30:01:18] Get out of my bag!

[30:01:20] Go fuck yourself you fucking faggot!

[30:01:23] Ow!

[30:02:08] Now I had hit two side to side, but you're still a bitch.

[30:02:13] Apples?

[30:02:22] Is it? No it isn't. Shut up.

[30:02:26] OK it was the looter. He's a big time bitch, a big boy, damn shit.

[30:02:31] That's why you pull up on it, we just play black.

[30:02:39] Dude, the name of this is ThoughtDeep.

[30:02:42] Oh wait, is it?

[30:02:43] Remjob Gatekeeper?

[30:02:45] Party Geo.

[30:02:57] Remjob Gatekeeper.

[30:03:07] I bitch who don't know how to take the L.

[30:03:10] Was only good enough for getting fucked in a jail cell

[30:03:13] Now I'm giving flesh tracks, make you choke on this joke

[30:03:16] From dying to spying, you and God was required

[30:03:19] What I do in the days, that you nearly a window splitter

[30:03:27] Just my mic and my fucking stilettos

[30:03:29] No bitch sucking, no middle class shit, try hard

[30:03:33] Needs to fit, has to have it dismissed

[30:04:57] do a lot of like Cardi Gio, you know what I'm saying dog and like a lot of my

[30:05:01] inspiration really and then they just like my inspiration really came from

[30:05:13] that you know I'm saying like she died immediately after this was filmed so

[30:05:26] then you know I'm saying she started fucking with me and like then like

[30:05:29] that really like took my shit to the next level like she really put me up on

[30:05:32] game like you feel me dog you shot in the middle recording this yep yeah I kind

[30:05:53] of want to have some people over tonight and place n64 is what I was just talking

[30:05:57] Kyle the only issue is here's my dilemma what are the odds that's here in

[30:06:03] space boy leave their house to not play rust 0% which would be fine but

[30:06:21] curvy had to get her hair she had she was like I need to be blonde but guess

[30:06:26] all COVID so she's she went and got her hair dead she's out for two weeks

[30:06:39] since I'm invited ASAP me sears awake she had done a couple months ago well

[30:06:52] you know it is no curvy means no Ziggy yep he's streaming sear oh no

[30:07:02] Let's see if he'll answer.

[30:07:07] So you're streaming right now.

[30:07:29] Let me see.

[30:07:31] Is he really?

[30:07:32] I don't see him.

[30:07:33] Oh he is!

[30:07:34] What the fuck?

[30:07:35] Getting-

[30:07:36] Answer.

[30:07:37] Pick up call puss.

[30:07:40] There we go.

[30:07:41] I guess I can change my scene and turn on my cam.

[30:07:52] I called him a puss.

[30:07:58] Oh my god.

[30:08:00] I'm not in here, hold up.

[30:08:22] Damn.

[30:08:32] Texas weather is so-

[30:08:33] Hello?

[30:08:34] Hello? Oh, what up? What's up dog? No, it's gonna snow tonight. What is that shit? It's gonna snow

[30:08:42] It's what the fucking guy on the TV said

[30:08:45] Hey Siri long what temperature is it tonight?

[30:08:49] It's gonna snow dude. Hi from tonight to tomorrow will be 45 degrees and the low will be 41. Where are you?

[30:08:57] Where am I?

[30:08:59] As s serious it's gonna snow

[30:09:01] Hey Siri, is it gonna snow tonight in the forecast tonight? Yeah, you're crazy, dude

[30:09:10] Siri just told me other was

[30:09:12] Bro, it is gonna snow where I'm at. It's probably because you're 40 minutes away from me

[30:09:17] Probably but listen, I get it. You know, you're having fun. I'm having a great time

[30:09:24] I'm on my high right now stream 15 hours yesterday, and I can't stop. Oh

[30:09:29] Man, you're feeling it, huh?

[30:09:31] I'm on my grind you're doing good, man

[30:09:35] You know what's here? I know when no one's ever told you this and I know that you look at me as a father figure

[30:09:40] And I just want to say

[30:09:43] Once you go up a couple more hundred views, I'm gonna be real proud of you

[30:09:47] You know all it took I bro, I was just on XQC once I was on XQC doc and that was it

[30:09:54] So wait and how many views is he getting?

[30:09:57] bro

[30:09:58] over a hundred thousand views

[30:10:01] How many views have you gone up a couple hundred less than 1% retention, baby? Let's get it

[30:10:09] Yep. Yep. Yep. It doesn't hey um did you get onto the rp. Surveyor? No

[30:10:18] It's okay, we're all waiting for that day

[30:10:22] I'm probably just gonna skip it. I think I think I don't skip it. Don't skip it when it happens

[30:10:26] No, cuz now I'm jaded and salty

[30:10:28] Yeah, but I'm just like fuck this. I know but that's what the PvP server does you cannot give in again give into that

[30:10:37] No one in my chat wants me to play. I

[30:10:41] liked seeing you walk around as

[30:10:44] There's Wrangler. I liked walking around too. I want to get in there and Jordan is Jordan

[30:10:49] And I want to fucking sell people you know what I was gonna do is I was gonna be a dirty cop and sell people to the

[30:10:54] Blood cult sell prisoners. How good would that have been?

[30:10:56] Yeah, but now they can't do it because I'm not I'm just not a good enough

[30:11:02] role-player man and I get their decision with that I understand you know maybe I

[30:11:08] haven't been doing it long enough I get that I totally understand I don't know

[30:11:13] what's going on I mean I went there's a lot of people I went Jake over as well

[30:11:18] I want Jake is no Jake is Jake is over there just surviving in the PVP

[30:11:24] land bro he's gonna come over there like it's like throwing wwe wrestlers in

[30:11:30] the in a UFC ring Jake's gonna come to the blood call like we need to build

[30:11:34] they're fucking coming we're house or no we need to reinforce these doors

[30:11:40] yeah he's gonna wake up screaming you guys are you guys are fucking like

[30:11:48] sacrificing people but like a little like a candle like pops

[30:11:52] he's like ahhh put down a bag put down a bag please

[30:11:57] there are peers that go to pvp lander they go to the badlands are never going to be the same

[30:12:02] no no they're not but i don't know i mean sure if i get over there i'll get over there but

[30:12:09] i'm not even playing on badlands so i mean i don't i don't blame you i don't blame you

[30:12:14] Yeah, fuck that. I don't want to do that.

[30:12:17] Chang gang. I mean, dude, Chang gang got dude got fucking. Yeah, you know, yeah, I saw it's like watching it's like

[30:12:26] Go up a weight class. It's like watching a fair fighter go up a weight class, bro

[30:12:31] When I was what I watched that clip yesterday, I'm sure you do but Chang gang running from Coco screaming for their

[30:12:36] Oh my god

[30:12:37] Dude, it's like it's you know in the movies when like the villain walks into the village

[30:12:42] Like it's like burning and he's here come here. I'll make it quick

[30:12:50] Let's see that's what style it wasn't like that wasn't like

[30:12:54] horrible in us in the same way that like

[30:12:57] Sweaty 30k hour and he's are you know what I mean? Well, you can just say his name. I

[30:13:04] Don't know the other guys. I know I know the one guy that train was pistol. I saw the clip. I I don't know them

[30:13:11] But it's like just go play just go play

[30:13:14] Dude, you know what that's like

[30:13:15] It's like somebody who wants to learn MMA comes in and the person that owns the gym comes in and starts beating a shit out of the

[30:13:22] New person

[30:13:34] But then normally that guy teaches him how to be

[30:13:36] Yeah, but then he just fucking

[30:13:42] What if it was like that? He just beats the shit out of you every day. You just don't get

[30:13:52] Yeah, and Coco and the others are like the nice professional MMA fighters that wanted like oh you need you need to kick with the

[30:14:00] You know the padding of your foot instead of your toes. Yeah, I'll lean into it a little more

[30:14:07] Well, that's all exciting and I'm very happy for you and will I really really dude. I am passionately. I'm waiting for

[30:14:15] More our peers to go on the server. I think you're gonna be waiting for a long time. Um, but but that's okay

[30:14:22] I am happy for the both of you. I'm glad to see you guys doing well with that being said

[30:14:28] Why haven't you hosted me?

[30:14:31] Because I in my stream at fucking six in the morning. I would stay up for that. Oh

[30:14:35] Oh, yeah.

[30:14:36] Yeah.

[30:14:37] No, what I was really going to ask is I know that your street, your, you know, Russ, you're

[30:14:43] doing well.

[30:14:44] Oh, you're going to ask me to play another game.

[30:14:46] I was more than that.

[30:14:47] I was going to ask you to leave your home and come play the N64 tonight with us.

[30:14:54] And I, yeah, tonight.

[30:14:55] And I get it.

[30:14:56] Listen, if you don't want to, I understand your stream is doing well with Russ.

[30:14:59] I get it.

[30:15:00] Okay.

[30:15:01] But I thought that it might be fun.

[30:15:05] out the n64 got some golden eyes some mario party hmm i mean it's already six i mean when

[30:15:13] are you expecting me to come over i don't someone just said tonight is such short notice what

[30:15:19] the what what is that just you've never just hit someone y'all dude you want to come over

[30:15:23] oh chat that's stuff that i'm i'm i'm impulsive i'm impulsive chat don't worry whenever man

[30:15:28] you're the first person i invited because here's the things here honestly if you

[30:15:32] You can't come.

[30:15:33] I'm not even sure I want to do it.

[30:15:36] That's how much I value our friendship and your newfound.

[30:15:38] I want you to be on the fucking server.

[30:15:43] Well, I want you to be showing up at my cult church asking like why are there why are there

[30:15:49] steel handcuffs on the wall?

[30:15:51] You know what I mean?

[30:15:52] I would I would love to investigate your cult and ruin your role play through good

[30:15:58] old-fashioned police work, but it's just not going to happen for me, man, you know, and

[30:16:04] that's okay. Sometimes that, you know, sometimes things just don't work out. That's life. That's

[30:16:08] okay. That's just what it is, man. It's okay.

[30:16:14] I think it'll happen. Don't, don't weep for me for I live another day in another world,

[30:16:20] San Andreas. Yeah. And you're still like, do you know who I'm battling in this category

[30:16:27] right now bro do you know a very famous Detroit rapper who I like and

[30:16:33] Fortnite Fortnite guys are playing on a server and NBA play this is what I'm

[30:16:38] having to go against in this game I've been abandoned by my so I'm having to

[30:16:43] hold down this category you actually seem to be fine and unaffected well of

[30:16:48] course I am because you know we're a player of the year right so but it but

[30:16:55] But that that's who that's who I'm fighting against you are what you are role-player of the year

[30:16:59] I'm no pixel and I cannot get on the server. I

[30:17:04] Was voted role-player of the year criminal of the year

[30:17:09] Government employee of the year moment of the year I cannot I cannot get on the role-playing server

[30:17:17] We have to get you all wait. I got streamer of the year not role-player of the year

[30:17:23] It was a pity. We they gave it to John because he needed something because I just swept the

[30:17:30] It's weird though. I

[30:17:32] Russ is the last thing I ever thought that I I would ever be successful in

[30:17:38] Because it seems like Russ was a stream killer

[30:17:42] Russ was one of those games that you played

[30:17:45] But but you and will are doing very well your

[30:17:50] You know you reap what you sow man, and sometimes that's a that's that can be a good thing, right?

[30:17:54] You guys I think it's just God like I'm actually beginning to think maybe

[30:17:59] Is a blood coal maybe us like us our RP prayers are actually manifesting as real prayers

[30:18:06] Imagine so you're seeing this success from virtually sacrificing people imagine if you actually did it. Oh

[30:18:15] Yeah, that could be good

[30:18:20] Because I mean think about it why oh why why else would this be happening to you?

[30:18:24] What did you do? What did you do different now? What what have you done different?

[30:18:29] Um, I'm going I'm going

[30:18:32] Here's the thing

[30:18:34] Yep, I really work well off of somebody else will is help help be the foundation of my RP initially

[30:18:41] You and we'll have a good thing going I like the homoerotic sexual tension, but when I'm passionate I go 200%

[30:18:48] It's like the beginning of Uchi, you know, I mean yeah

[30:18:51] I totally get that man when you're invested in something you're you're invested in something

[30:18:56] Yeah, and the thing is how do you feel like that all the time? That's what I want

[30:19:00] That's why like I wasn't really that's why I'm not too sure about Russ because I think I played on the worst two days

[30:19:06] I pretty much was just getting deathmatched for years and I was just I wasn't feeling it at all

[30:19:12] I think it was pretty obvious kid my foot my first two days on on the other server

[30:19:17] I felt the same way I was like wanting to get off

[30:19:19] I'm glad I didn't though, you know, I mean look at you now man. I could I I did I was gonna get off so many times

[30:19:29] So

[30:19:31] Apparently Chang gang got onto the RP server. So this might be the beginning. That's actually a good sign

[30:19:38] The Chang gang are there they're good roleplayers. I understand why they would get on before me. Well, that makes sense

[30:19:46] well

[30:19:47] It's a good sign that people are that's the first sign of people being transferred from the other server to the server

[30:19:55] So that's good. Yeah, that's good man. That's awesome. I'm uh, so you might be

[30:20:03] Right and you might be in that group

[30:20:07] Is there a way to know I?

[30:20:10] Don't know. Maybe you'll get a message to a link to the discord. I'm assuming by the way I can play on PVP server I

[30:20:17] I

[30:20:19] Will not play on that. I've seen what it is

[30:20:22] Just get good at the game dog. It's rust. Yeah, just get 20 K hours

[30:20:29] Just just do it

[30:20:35] Yeah, I'll do I'll do what I I'll do no, that's I will do what I can in my power

[30:20:41] I've that's not what this call was this call was actually for the opposite of listen

[30:20:45] I get it like I would be upset to penta and I'm right here with you and we are all standing by your side

[30:20:52] Why would I be upset?

[30:20:56] No, I'm just so you're listen. I get it

[30:20:58] I

[30:21:00] Want you here and I don't want you to give up on Russ. You can't insult me then double back

[30:21:04] You have to let me get my insult in that's not fair to me

[30:21:07] Yeah, but yours is gonna be better than yours is gonna be better than mine

[30:21:11] So I have to use my tactic I fucking I go and and I and I go for the throw and as soon as they take that moment

[30:21:17] of hesitation I'm like yeah you know but hey man I but seriously though I

[30:21:20] really it's like it's like what they do it's like what they went with the mob

[30:21:24] would do whenever you see good fellows and they're busting each other's balls

[30:21:27] and they're like hey yeah fuck your wife while you were in the joint now but

[30:21:32] hey seriously I'm just messing with you she said that your dick is bigger than

[30:21:35] mine it's okay yeah yeah no that's not what I'm saying I don't want I don't

[30:21:42] care. Okay. I don't I don't care if I get on the rust server. That's not what I'm

[30:21:48] asking you. What I'm asking is do you want to get wasted? Well, listen to this, just

[30:21:54] complete junk drunken degeneracy, while nice wholesome and 64 games are in the

[30:22:00] background and we berate Mecca with insults. How does it not sound like a

[30:22:06] good time? It does sound like a good time. Yeah. It depends what I'm doing at

[30:22:12] the church, okay? How much of a heads up do you need? Because what if I say yes and then

[30:22:20] the best thing happens? That's a good point. So you so you can't commit? I can't commit

[30:22:31] yet. Because listen, I drink last night I drink the night before then. What's going

[30:22:37] on man? Are you okay? Why are you drinking so much? Because last night was Friday

[30:23:01] the night before that was Thursday oh right okay well that makes sense yeah

[30:23:10] yeah never mind sorry well you know Wednesday happened and I figured I

[30:23:17] should get drunk and then Thursday rolled around and I was like whoa I gotta

[30:23:22] like a drunk for this. No, um, so you can. Yeah. Listen, if you can't commit, see your

[30:23:42] uh, I mean, I don't be cooking. So I started my stream expecting this smash and other

[30:23:48] fucking like 10 hours. Yep. And you can absolutely do that 100%. I'm just I, I, and I'll be real

[30:23:56] now because I was kind of tiptoeing around it. I'm glad that you brought it up though.

[30:23:59] I'm concerned with the amount that you're drinking,

[30:24:02] so I'm trying to get you out of your pattern right now.

[30:24:05] Because I think that right now you're in a dangerous pattern.

[30:24:08] And I know that when a lot of people find success,

[30:24:12] they end up spiraling.

[30:24:13] And it becomes easier for them to slip into addiction.

[30:24:17] Bro, you should see the amount of fucking cocaine

[30:24:19] this lot of fuckers just saying that was a joke.

[30:24:22] That's what it's like.

[30:24:23] That was humor.

[30:24:24] So this is what I'm talking about,

[30:24:25] because I know how you actually are.

[30:24:26] You can joke about it all you want.

[30:24:27] You can hide behind the humor, but and I get that I know that you're gonna do that

[30:24:32] But I just want to tell you that I am genuinely concerned

[30:24:35] Because I know what actually goes on when the stream is off. Yeah, bro. It's insane

[30:24:47] Insanely pressing absolutely

[30:24:50] How much how's a man supposed to say no?

[30:24:54] Well, you know someone like you with all your money and power now

[30:24:58] I mean you do read lead a religious or you know a lot of people it's it's hard for you to say no because you right now

[30:25:04] You probably do feel like you're God

[30:25:07] Well, I am

[30:25:09] So so yeah, so that's what I'm saying you I am okay

[30:25:16] Are you streaming today? I'm streaming as we speak. Oh

[30:25:20] Really? Yes, okay, because I was well I started streaming

[30:25:25] I was like man that does that sounds fun having people over and shit. It actually does. It's just it is

[30:25:36] you know

[30:25:38] You know all those Christmas movies where the dad is like I gotta work for Christmas

[30:25:43] And I can't spend it with you

[30:25:46] Fuck off family and then the witch is like

[30:25:50] Now that the ghost is like you shouldn't have done that because look at this shit

[30:25:54] It shows us some shooting heroin by a Christmas tree 20 years ago.

[30:25:59] It's the Christmas present.

[30:26:01] Their future, whatever.

[30:26:02] That's going to be you.

[30:26:03] It's a Christmas witch, not the Christmas witch, the, the ghost, that's going to be

[30:26:10] you.

[30:26:11] I can't play at 64.

[30:26:12] I got to do Russ tonight.

[30:26:15] You hear that?

[30:26:21] Yeah.

[30:26:22] Alexa, quiet.

[30:26:32] Maybe maybe uh, maybe Jake and I can do something since we're the outcast remember the fucking rejects

[30:26:40] What's Jake doing?

[30:26:45] Jack Jack is Jake give up

[30:26:49] Do you think if I tweeted them right now, and I was like hey, man, uh, you probably forgot but you're not following me if you could just I

[30:26:56] Think I think that if you guys got together

[30:27:05] But I don't know why you guys aren't on the server I mean Jake doesn't live in Texas if that's what you're talking about

[30:27:16] No, I just thought maybe you'd like

[30:27:18] Maybe like a nice golf game or something. Yeah

[30:27:21] With Jake we could talk about and then we could watch clips of you guys

[30:27:25] Maybe Jake and I could do could watch clips of

[30:27:30] And you shots

[30:27:32] Sears denying so hard that's true. Maybe did you get me denied cuz you just are like I

[30:27:41] Don't know what happened. Oh buddy. Why why it's I don't I fought for you so hard in there, man

[30:27:48] I I fought for you so hard in there, dude

[30:27:51] What happened to you? I don't get it. Well, what the lawyer who doesn't care? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man

[30:27:57] I really fought for you there and I did. Oh

[30:28:01] well

[30:28:03] That's fucking funny.

[30:28:06] I...

[30:28:07] Yeah, I'm Fa'afri's orde by the way, the entirety of Chang Gang's on the server now.

[30:28:13] I mean, I'd be lying if I told you I knew what was going on.

[30:28:16] I just don't.

[30:28:17] No, I know.

[30:28:19] I think no, I mean, nobody knows.

[30:28:21] Nobody knows.

[30:28:23] Because even Trout yesterday was urging to get more RPRs on the server.

[30:28:28] Is it everyone?

[30:28:29] What do you...

[30:28:30] When you say Chang Gang, what do you mean?

[30:28:31] Like, fucking Anto?

[30:28:33] I'm I don't know okay. I have my shit. I'm not upset. But then I would actually upset like Andy got me on

[30:28:41] So Andy got me into rest. I got onto the RP server, but he didn't get on the arpers RP server

[30:28:46] So I don't I don't understand the process. Okay

[30:28:51] so

[30:28:54] Anto is on

[30:28:57] Speckle got on something just aren't meant to be man

[30:29:06] So I think it's an oversight. I think it's an oversight now. This does sound like corporate like you actually do. Oh, dude

[30:29:15] No, no, no, but here's the thing

[30:29:19] Yeah

[30:29:20] Romney knows

[30:29:22] Romney is friends with him. So he could have been a little bit urgent

[30:29:26] They might not just they just simply put might not know you see chat anybody

[30:29:30] the GTA scene

[30:29:33] And they don't know who you are and that's what comes down to because they didn't know who I was

[30:29:38] Right at all

[30:29:39] You know I mean because they didn't know we can't expect you another GTA scene regardless of how fucking epic we are this whole thing has been

[30:29:46] Very humbling for me because I've been sitting on my fucking my my fucking throne fucking 6,300 subs

[30:29:54] Chilling man like RP or I'm sorry streamer of the year all these characters like man

[30:30:00] I'm a I'm a top dick daddy in RP right now

[30:30:04] And then yeah, I can't even get on a fucking rust server. I'm no one

[30:30:12] Isn't that crazy? It's it's like when you look up at space

[30:30:17] And you see a star and you're like

[30:30:19] Man, we're just fucking small. That's really what he is you go death

[30:30:24] hmm

[30:30:26] Like an ego death. Yeah. Yeah, I really I'm a little defeated right now, man

[30:30:30] I was walking around my neighbor the other day and I was like, man, I really ain't shit, huh? I

[30:30:36] Was like, well your dog's taking a piss

[30:30:39] Yeah, I got a clean up. He's just staring at me like can you clean up my shit so we can continue walking please?

[30:30:45] Your job is to follow me while I walk and pick up my shit

[30:30:49] That's it

[30:30:51] Let's just take a hit and move on. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We'll take the hit

[30:30:56] Okay, so so you can't so you can't come tonight. That's fine. I probably won't I probably won't come tonight

[30:31:01] Um, I'm gonna you want to do it like are you taking?

[30:31:06] If you said hey want to do it tomorrow night then I commit to that

[30:31:09] But I already got on expecting to do a long stream sure

[30:31:15] Because I would have started earlier had I known

[30:31:19] Yeah, we

[30:31:21] So one of my chat thinks I only I didn't play long enough. I should have got shot in the face without any

[30:31:30] Okay, so maybe that's it. Maybe I need to log on the server and just get shot without saying anything for longer

[30:31:36] Have you given the PVP server a try or are you 100% not interested?

[30:31:40] I played for the last two days and like I said it was it was me just getting deathmatched and I was like well I

[30:31:47] Certainly don't want to do this. Who are you getting killed by? Oh, everyone?

[30:31:50] Yeah, absolutely everyone. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I, yeah, I mean, I guess that's,

[30:32:08] I want to say that's, that's just like everyone else says that's just, but when it's on a

[30:32:12] private server, I guess, I don't know why you want to shoot naked people change.

[30:32:18] All right, so tomorrow then I here's thing I don't care about rust okay here

[30:32:22] Do you want to know what my actual plan is? It's actually very good

[30:32:26] Every listen retain viewership on GT RP

[30:32:30] slide that into 3.0

[30:32:32] cash out hard. Oh

[30:32:34] Well dude when 3.0 happens people becoming to you did the same thing

[30:32:39] I actually think that's gonna fucking work out for me. So I think I'm just gonna ignore I

[30:32:44] think I'm just gonna ignore

[30:32:46] and just fucking chill

[30:32:49] You're you I'm in a lot of good arcs right now to on GTA or piece. All right

[30:32:55] Well, I'm saying it's only a matter of time until you get whitelisted. Here's what I'm saying is that Russ doesn't deserve me

[30:33:01] Okay, what I'm saying is that I?

[30:33:05] Refuse to waste my talent on that server is Russ that hot chick that didn't go home with you

[30:33:10] No, cuz the hot chicks do go home with me

[30:33:13] Rust is the girl who I wanted to date and like start a family with for years, but she denied me

[30:33:19] So instead I'm banging hot chicks every night and actually living my best life

[30:33:24] Like I like it's actually works out better this way because shit's like her getting rejected me her rejecting me pushed me

[30:33:32] To be the man like the pussy slaying man that I am today

[30:33:37] And it gave yeah, it built me up to actually just fucking slay

[30:33:41] is what I'm saying yeah I'm the hot chick all right my Viking King exactly my

[30:33:53] Viking daddy and then let's see in about 10 years will I realize that you know

[30:34:00] at this whole time I was just trying to fill a hole and I did actually want to

[30:34:04] be with that girl the whole time and all these one-night stands you know they

[30:34:07] were meaningless. Yeah. Possibly. But did I have a really good

[30:34:12] time? Sure. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. So um,

[30:34:21] what I'm gonna ask you on the face, we should go. Do you want

[30:34:27] to actually go hunting in real life?

[30:34:29] Uh, no. No. No. What if it's just like fish? What is that

[30:34:35] called? Fishing? Yeah, would you want to go fishing?

[30:34:40] Um, yeah, I guess fish don't have any feelings.

[30:34:46] Kurt Cobain said that.

[30:34:49] Why would he say that?

[30:34:51] Because I don't know.

[30:34:55] What was the context of that?

[30:34:56] Was he just like on MTV?

[30:34:58] Just like, no, the context was him being homeless.

[30:35:03] I'd still like to imagine him nodding out with his crazy sunglasses on MTV.

[30:35:07] Like, you know, okay.

[30:35:09] So, uh, Kurt Cobain, what was the, what was the thought?

[30:35:12] process when you guys were writing Bleach. Well, you know,

[30:35:15] fish don't have feelings. And from there, it just kind of came

[30:35:18] naturally.

[30:35:21] Dude, in the 90s, you could literally have any lyric song

[30:35:24] lyric and get away with it.

[30:35:27] Yeah, as long as you were. Do you think the 90s was was better

[30:35:32] for sad boys than now? Because it's kind of come back

[30:35:34] around. Yeah. Yeah, I do. This but that 90s like sad

[30:35:39] It's coming back around, but it's not 90s.

[30:35:43] No, it's not. It's not the 90s.

[30:35:45] It's not the 90s. It's a it's emo rap.

[30:35:50] Is what it is now.

[30:35:52] Yeah, sad boy vibes.

[30:35:53] Twenty four seven people talk about emo rap.

[30:35:55] I feel like no one ever listened to Biggie.

[30:35:57] Biggie had a whole song detailing how he was going to kill himself.

[30:36:01] Like, do you realize that?

[30:36:03] I don't understand.

[30:36:05] Well, they assume that because they were gangsters,

[30:36:07] that their feelings were invalid.

[30:36:09] Yeah.

[30:36:11] But gangsters have feelings.

[30:36:14] They're allowed to be sad.

[30:36:17] Well, gang members are like.

[30:36:21] You know, it's they have like worse PTSD than like a lot of people, man,

[30:36:26] especially a lot of these kids are catching bodies when they're like 13.

[30:36:30] There was true.

[30:36:31] I was there was there was a

[30:36:34] I forgot where I read it, but it was this it was this

[30:36:36] um, school social worker in Chicago was talking about it and they were like when these kids,

[30:36:42] you know, around middle school when they start catching bodies, you know, you can really see them

[30:36:47] like the fucking light go out behind their eyes and they're just kind of, you know, it's fucked up,

[30:36:52] man. Anyway, so do you want to come over tomorrow and play Mario Party? Mario Party or Mario Kart?

[30:36:59] Both I got both. Okay. I'll come over tomorrow. What time?

[30:37:05] Um, what? Yeah, probably late. And then I'll wake up early in

[30:37:13] stream. Okay. And then, yeah, 10. Yeah, I'd say 10 is reasonable.

[30:37:21] Okay. I'll don't tell space boy. I'm going to invite him

[30:37:26] personally. So that way he doesn't think that, you know,

[30:37:30] He's just like an attachment to you

[30:37:33] Okay, you know that's probably better

[30:37:38] Anyways, I guess should I yeah, I'll set up shit tonight

[30:37:42] Yeah, I think I'll be good and now I can prepare for it and I can tell chat ahead of time. Yeah, I'm going over to Pentus

[30:37:49] What do you want to do tomorrow?

[30:37:50] We can berate car we can't we can just do the n64 it or we can also berate Kyle while he

[30:37:59] While he cooks I like that I

[30:38:02] I like Brady Kyle!

[30:38:04] Kyle!

[30:38:06] Come here!

[30:38:11] My camera's on.

[30:38:12] So, just so you know.

[30:38:14] You can be sure, I don't care.

[30:38:17] You can fuckin' spread your pussy open.

[30:38:19] Did you know that?

[30:38:21] Did you know you can spread your asshole open and take a shit on the camera and only get...

[30:38:28] No, no, there was...

[30:38:30] Betcha was bust a wide open.

[30:38:32] Did you see the body painter got permanent?

[30:38:38] Some girl, she was, uh, body painting. She got permaband.

[30:38:44] I don't fuckin' know. You think I know body painters?

[30:38:50] I know the one, uh, on Method that played on our server. She's really nice.

[30:39:00] I don't know if she had blonde hair, dude. She's body painting. I wasn't looking at her fuckin' hair.

[30:39:04] It's what I'm telling you!

[30:39:10] I don't know how else to fuckin' tell you that I don't know her fuckin' name!

[30:39:15] What's her- what's her name?

[30:39:16] Chat.

[30:39:19] What is her name?

[30:39:20] Does it matter why does it fucking matter? Yeah, why does matter I just

[30:39:26] What?

[30:39:28] Delight Danny

[30:39:31] Okay, you don't know who he is. Why do you know body painters?

[30:39:35] So then why the fuck are you pressing me about the fucking name if you don't even know them?

[30:39:43] You thought it was the giant one beat his ass dude. Hey

[30:39:56] Do you uh

[30:39:59] What do you got plant seer wants to come over tomorrow he called me and he's begging

[30:40:05] Tomorrow sign you can come in here. Just don't walk where the camera is

[30:40:10] It's okay

[30:40:12] You don't want to write you can stand in the doorway

[30:40:21] You were watching some shit usually when people say that it was like live leak or

[30:40:25] Uh-huh. What were you watching?

[30:40:30] What were you watching?

[30:40:33] Okay

[30:40:40] Yeah, she is. She is funny.

[30:40:43] I wonder if I should try and get on.

[30:40:45] I don't think you'd do well on there.

[30:40:46] I would do. I do great on everything.

[30:40:50] Where should this go?

[30:40:52] Why don't I go on there?

[30:40:53] We can go on there together.

[30:40:54] Do a two for one.

[30:40:56] We can go on there together if you want.

[30:40:57] I don't want. I don't.

[30:40:58] Here's the thing.

[30:40:59] I don't like to

[30:41:01] ask to do things because the reason

[30:41:04] the reason that I don't get invited to stuff

[30:41:06] is because people are so intimidated by how

[30:41:09] Good my content is they know that yeah, that's hot. I'm potentially gonna it is that and the people people are worried that

[30:41:15] I'm actually gonna take their views because

[30:41:18] Well it is so you can think whatever you want

[30:41:22] Kyle you actually are a fucking asshole. I have a I have a heart of gold. Okay. Here's the thing

[30:41:27] Here's the cow I because I'm actually a night like I say shit, but you can tell it's a good spirit

[30:41:32] I'm just fucking around

[30:41:34] Yeah, but then and then you're but your thing because you're but you're a gambling addict

[30:41:39] So you're here me out here me out. You're a gambling addict, which is a sin. So inherently you're already

[30:41:47] An evil person

[30:41:50] You're not supposed to gamble so inherently

[30:41:53] It's it's part of greed

[30:41:56] Yes, it is

[30:41:58] Yes, it is

[30:42:00] What's not part of greed? What do you think seer?

[30:42:02] What Sears of priests now

[30:42:05] It Kyle's a degenerate gambler. He's also he's also chewing tobacco right now

[30:42:12] Okay, that's a baseball is he playing baseball have you ever played baseball?

[30:42:17] Yeah, yeah, he played baseball for a long time

[30:42:21] I

[30:42:22] Used to play, you know

[30:42:25] Soccer in high school, you know, you don't see me wearing cleats

[30:42:32] early because we had to drive long ways to the games so I'd get out of school like an

[30:42:36] hour early so we could go to these games.

[30:42:39] Your school let you out early so you could make some.

[30:42:41] Why did your school care so much about soccer?

[30:42:43] They cared all about stuff like that.

[30:42:46] There we go.

[30:42:47] Are there fridge skins?

[30:42:48] What about when we got out of school like two hours before we tried it?

[30:42:53] Alright, well anyways, let's walk that back, okay?

[30:42:56] We'll walk it back.

[30:42:58] I get it.

[30:42:59] You're a gambler.

[30:43:00] You are a worse person than me.

[30:43:02] Here's how I know that you're a worse person than me, okay?

[30:43:04] I will tell you how right now.

[30:43:06] I took Christmas and I made it into a joke

[30:43:10] but it was also sweetened from the heart.

[30:43:12] You made it just a joke.

[30:43:14] I didn't make it just a joke.

[30:43:15] And just about yourself.

[30:43:17] I bought you a bunch of cool shit.

[30:43:19] You did not buy me a bunch of cool shit.

[30:43:21] I got I won, ask Chad, I literally won.

[30:43:25] Mecca's gift was better and I got her nothing.

[30:43:28] You didn't get her anything.

[30:43:29] Yeah, and Mecca's gift was better.

[30:43:31] And I got her nothing.

[30:43:32] Because you know why?

[30:43:34] Do you know what I had to do, right?

[30:43:36] I had to fucking throw away all this shit.

[30:43:38] And fucking spend money for it.

[30:43:40] So you got me a chore for Christmas.

[30:43:43] You're using two of them.

[30:43:45] I have two of them in the background, yes.

[30:43:47] One of them is out of frame.

[30:43:48] Both of them are out of frame.

[30:43:49] What about the Biden one?

[30:43:51] The Biden one's gone.

[30:43:52] The trash people took it.

[30:43:53] Why?

[30:43:54] Because what the fuck am I going to do with it?

[30:43:55] It balanced it out!

[30:43:57] You know I don't like clutter!

[30:43:58] You know how I live!

[30:43:59] I couldn't have balanced it out, I couldn't have one on the other side of Trump-

[30:44:03] Trump-

[30:44:03] You know how I like to live, I don't fucking like clutter.

[30:44:06] And so for Christmas you get me clutter.

[30:44:08] I don't like clutter!

[30:44:09] Alright, this makes my gift even way better than what it was because of the reaction to it.

[30:44:13] No.

[30:44:14] It's-

[30:44:14] What, that's what I'm saying!

[30:44:16] One.

[30:44:16] A thousand dollars in Trump-

[30:44:18] So this is why you're a worse person to me.

[30:44:20] You think that you won because-

[30:44:22] I know I won!

[30:44:23] Yo, you didn't-

[30:44:23] I know I did!

[30:44:24] And I- and I believe you.

[30:44:26] I believe that you think that you won.

[30:44:28] I don't think I know!

[30:44:29] I believe that.

[30:44:30] I know it!

[30:44:31] I honestly believe you.

[30:44:33] Kyle, who-

[30:44:34] Sierra, who won?

[30:44:37] Sierra's gone.

[30:44:38] You made Sierra leave!

[30:44:39] I didn't make Sierra leave!

[30:44:40] He's just left because you're shit!

[30:44:42] Okay.

[30:44:43] Father Christmas.

[30:44:44] Listen.

[30:44:46] Alright, tomorrow.

[30:44:47] Tomorrow.

[30:44:48] Let's cut the shit.

[30:44:49] What do you want to cook tomorrow?

[30:44:51] I don't always play games tomorrow.

[30:44:53] No, no, no. You're cooking, motherfucka.

[30:44:55] I'm not cooking.

[30:44:56] You're cooking.

[30:44:56] I'm not cooking for a while.

[30:44:58] Oh, come on!

[30:44:59] Sierra wants to see you cook!

[30:45:01] Oh, come on.

[30:45:02] I'm 64!

[30:45:03] Oh, my God.

[30:45:04] Give me my fringe.

[30:45:05] Dude, you fucking talk so much about how...

[30:45:07] We got goldeneye!

[30:45:08] You, you're, okay.

[30:45:10] You talk so much about how we got goldeneye.

[30:45:11] I'll school you at goldeneye.

[30:45:12] We got to do this shit for views,

[30:45:14] and this shit would be good for views.

[30:45:16] And we got to fucking gold an egg here,

[30:45:17] and you want to fucking crack it.

[30:45:19] We're gonna crack it later, or not crack it.

[30:45:22] Wait, when cracking it,

[30:45:23] this is gonna be a good or a bad thing.

[30:45:26] It depends on what's in the egg.

[30:45:27] The fuck is this letting the egg sit in the fridge?

[30:45:29] If it's a golden egg, it won't go bad.

[30:45:31] What do you mean?

[30:45:32] What is your logic on this golden egg?

[30:45:35] Gold doesn't go bad.

[30:45:36] Says who?

[30:45:37] Science, motherfucker! What do you mean, says who?

[30:45:40] So the shell is gold, but that doesn't mean the fucking yolk inside is-

[30:45:43] Yes, it does. If the egg is gold, it's entirely made out of gold.

[30:45:46] Do you make sense?

[30:45:47] How does it not make sense?

[30:45:49] That's like saying because it's a shell on the outside that the fucking egg itself is made out of a shell.

[30:45:54] Okay, well, you're a shallow on the outside motherfucker with nothing in there

[30:45:57] So that's how I know that there's nothing in that fucking egg

[30:46:01] You're not the fucking golden

[30:46:03] You're not the fucking golden goose. All right now do you need to shit out a fucking cooking stream for me is what you need to do

[30:46:09] Oh my god, he doesn't want to cook

[30:46:14] It's not my fault that you burn yourself out take a fucking day off

[30:46:19] All right, oh my god, I did I fucking hate rust it's ruining my fucking social life

[30:46:39] Yeah, but now you're saying you can't do this shit cuz you got it cuz fucking shit's popping off for you and rust

[30:46:45] It could pop off

[30:46:50] All right, so you don't want to cook

[30:46:54] All right, you want to just play games here you good with that yeah, that's fine. All right, we'll just play do I have golden

[30:46:59] I

[30:47:01] Perfect, all right. We'll just play game. We'll just be we'll just do degenerate drinking games

[30:47:08] Pager in my chat says you're down one K views

[30:47:10] Oh

[30:47:16] That's what it was

[30:47:20] All right, you know

[30:47:24] Could you just please for a second thank you here, I'll see you tomorrow at 10. Okay. All right tomorrow at 10

[30:47:31] I'm excited. I'm excited

[30:47:34] I could you shut the fuck up

[30:47:36] I'll talk to you later. I'll text me if you yeah, or I'll just wait on seeing you tomorrow, okay?

[30:47:42] Okay, I'll say bye bye

[30:47:44] You're fucking embarrassing, you know that

[30:47:48] You're so fucking embarrassing

[30:47:51] I'm trying to talk to fucking seer whose stream is really about to blow up and you're fucking ruining it

[30:47:56] You're screaming in the back like a maniac

[30:48:00] Yeah, I know that's what you do then I'm saying it's in beer embarrassing me in front of seer

[30:48:08] You don't look make anyone look better the only person you could make look better

[30:48:12] It's like a hypnotherapist trying to turn someone into not a gambling addict

[30:48:19] Hypnotherapy

[30:48:22] All right, yeah, we can try that's that's not bad idea

[30:48:28] I can probably pull one up on Craigslist

[30:48:30] No! I don't want a Craigslist hypnotherapist!

[30:48:35] Where the fuck else do you think these people have her ties?

[30:48:38] I don't know!

[30:48:40] That's Craigslist, man!

[30:48:43] There's no way, there's no way that you can't...

[30:48:45] You can't see a website.

[30:48:47] You think there's a website for hypnotherapists?

[30:48:49] Hypnotherapists are hurt. Hypnophil...

[30:48:51] Find a hypnotherapist in your area.

[30:48:53] I don't think that it's in that much of demand.

[30:48:55] I don't think that hypnotherapist is fine, Eric.

[30:48:57] You want me to go to hypnotherapistfinder.com?

[30:49:03] Yeah, okay.

[30:49:05] You might get a dip trying hypnotherapy.

[30:49:09] What the fuck is all hypothermia? That's not right.

[30:49:12] No, we don't want to hypothermia therapist.

[30:49:14] Chat, can you get on that?

[30:49:16] Meet hot single hypnotherapist.

[30:49:21] Hypnotherapy, Austin.

[30:49:25] Oh wait, here we go.

[30:49:27] Wait, there is like, there's actually a lot of them.

[30:49:29] Yeah, look at all of them.

[30:49:31] All right.

[30:49:32] Is that in our nearest area?

[30:49:33] Yeah.

[30:49:35] There's a shit ton of them.

[30:49:38] Yeah, yeah.

[30:49:40] All right, here's my idea.

[30:49:42] We get all of them in the nearby area.

[30:49:44] Let's get all of them and try to get them to hit each other.

[30:49:51] Yeah, let's get all of them and try to get them to fucking hit.

[30:49:55] We'll tell him, we'll just be like, all right, this is...

[30:49:59] Bro, what if we did...

[30:50:00] What if we invited all of them to my house at once, and we were like, all right...

[30:50:04] We were supposed to hit the therapy at once.

[30:50:06] Yeah! What if we invited all of them here at once, and we were like, all right...

[30:50:10] Whoever hypnotizes us the best gets $2,000.

[30:50:17] Bro, that would be fucking funny.

[30:50:20] Oh my God.

[30:50:21] I feel like I said, it would be perfect if we hypnotized this year.

[30:50:25] Sears I feel like Sears

[30:50:29] These reviews I went in with a bit of skepticism, but I'm a believer a believer in a hypnosis now after meeting with Devin

[30:50:42] I could go either way I feel like Devin lately is more of a

[30:50:46] Yeah, oh no right here. He goes on to say she is kind receptive and intelligent and seems to know

[30:50:55] Yeah, Devin's more of a girl name now.

[30:50:58] Bro, everyone loves Devin.

[30:51:01] Let me go.

[30:51:02] We got four.

[30:51:05] But I don't uh...

[30:51:07] Oh, they only do it on the phone now.

[30:51:17] I think if we pretended to have a broken leg, it wouldn't be a fucking physical therapist

[30:51:21] that would come over, Kyle.

[30:51:22] We come over and pretend that we're both wheelchair-bound

[30:51:25] and we get them carry us all around for content.

[30:51:28] What the fuck are you talking about?

[30:51:30] You went completely off the rails.

[30:51:32] You want to pretend to be a cripple

[30:51:34] and have someone carry us around for content.

[30:51:37] Well, we're helping us recover.

[30:51:38] That's not even what, first off,

[30:51:40] that's not what physical term is due.

[30:51:42] And also, I think you've just proven my point

[30:51:44] that you are inherently more evil than I am.

[30:51:46] What's evil about that?

[30:51:47] What is evil about pretending to be a cripple

[30:51:49] someone can carry you around that's exactly what I'm saying you think it

[30:51:56] would be funny people got people get banned for that kind of yeah there was

[30:52:03] someone that you're with Kyle and of course you were who was the person that

[30:52:09] got up out of the chair this person has 17

[30:52:23] 17 reviews, which is more than a lot of them have oh

[30:52:29] Bro, there's a lot of hypnotherapists. What the fuck how are there so many how many people do this?

[30:52:39] No, I don't we can't stream that anyways

[30:52:44] No, someone just got banned for that. I don't want to risk it because anyone can do it

[30:52:49] No, I understand that but normally to run a business you have to like, you know, be making money so I'm saying how many people are like how many people are buying this fucking service to where it's still

[30:53:03] What if we get an exorcist to come to the house and perform an exorcism and we have someone

[30:53:09] You want to get an exorcist?

[30:53:10] And we hide speakers through the house and tie strings.

[30:53:15] We hide speakers through the house that have twitch donate and then it makes scary noises

[30:53:20] and creaks and shit.

[30:53:23] That's, I think that your idea is good but I don't know, I think that they'll probably,

[30:53:26] what if they just find a speaker?

[30:53:27] That's why we get to do a good job hiding it.

[30:53:32] i think it'd be funnier if we just went along with it and then had mecha pretend to be fucking possessed at one point

[30:53:39] that would be fucking funny

[30:53:43] how do you spell

[30:53:45] X or

[30:53:47] E X C O I S D

[30:53:50] right here, exorcism

[30:53:52] Austin, Texas

[30:53:59] not as many hypnotherapists, maybe they do the same thing though

[30:54:03] What do you think it is like a jack of all trades kind of thing when it comes to this kind of ship?

[30:54:08] Here's one. If you're a loved one has been attacked by a demon of the spiritual world, you need help.

[30:54:16] Cantus Mexican imports performs exorcisms to help rid you of your demons and evil spirits.

[30:54:23] In Austin, Texas and surrounding areas, local trust cantus Mexican imports when...

[30:54:30] What is this is this drugs? I think this has to be drugs

[30:54:35] When they need that when they need access to them, they'll do a full evaluation of the person and questioning. Oh, this is a good idea

[30:54:43] Damn COVID needs to be over

[30:54:49] I guess I should role play now. I guess I should probably

[30:55:01] Yeah, Norman and I went ghost hunting

[30:55:08] No, it wasn't very fun

[30:55:10] but some really drunk chicks came up to us and it was hilarious it was it was

[30:55:17] pretty much just a tour yeah that's a good idea if we invite over like six

[30:55:30] hypnotherapists yeah yes that shit would be fucking funny or we could try to get

[30:55:43] them to all hypnotic we could say whoever hypnotizes us the best gets

[30:55:48] $4,000 you're right $2,000 probably it's probably a lot for a shout-out a positive reveal a lot

[30:56:09] Because well that would also be funny

[30:56:15] Yeah

[30:56:21] We'll do that Mike. That's a good idea. Hello

[30:56:31] What the fuck I'll look into it. I'll look into that. I won't forget I'll look into it

[30:56:37] Where where did you come from? Oh my home

[30:56:43] Where did you live right there I started a homeless shelter, so it's not really my home

[30:56:51] Interesting

[30:56:52] Yeah, that's why I'm not getting hypnotized mech again. How are you today?

[30:56:56] Oh, I'm good. How are you so far? So good always room for improvement, I suppose. Yeah, that's true

[30:57:05] Hey, do you know anyone that works at PDM?

[30:57:08] Uh, I do, but I don't know if any of them are awake. Okay. I've been trying to buy a car for

[30:57:14] three days, but it's okay. I understand. Laura Slaughter is awake right now.

[30:57:19] Is she on the yellow pages? Yeah, she's just under jalapeno.

[30:57:23] You need a ride? Sure! Can you take me to the hospital? Yeah I can take you there. Okay.

[30:58:03] Are you alright mate? Yup. You seem very... less yelly. Do you want me to yell at you?

[30:58:17] I'm sorry. No, no. I mean it's just... I'm not used to seeing you like this is all.

[30:58:24] Oh, okay. I can yell at you if you want.

[30:58:28] Hey, mean guy.

[30:58:31] Oh, come on, like...

[30:58:38] Do you want to talk about it?

[30:58:42] Hello.

[30:58:44] Hi, this is Flora. You just called me.

[30:58:46] Hey, Flora.

[30:58:47] Hi, how can I help you?

[30:58:48] Can you sell me a car?

[30:58:49] Uh, who's this?

[30:58:53] Michael Block.

[30:58:55] I don't think so.

[30:59:02] Why?

[30:59:03] Uh, because you're still banned from PDM.

[30:59:06] Oh, I'm actually not. I was able to buy a truck a couple weeks ago

[30:59:11] Right, but you've been banned from PDM so in September, so I don't know who sold you that but um

[30:59:18] You'd have to talk to a manager. I can't sell you anything right now

[30:59:22] I fucking hate this whitelist bullshit

[30:59:25] Look Flora, I understand that I may have done some things in the past to upset you and I apologize about that

[30:59:32] And if you can't sell me a car, that's fine. I understand you're just doing your job

[30:59:36] But I really needed to help my homeless shelter off the ground

[30:59:43] You've never out that you've ever done anything to me personally, but I

[30:59:48] Apparently you've done something to PDM as a whole say yourself band

[30:59:55] Well, you have to you know touch your manager about getting that band listed if you're reformed. That's great though

[31:00:01] Oh, that's your reformed?

[31:00:03] Are there any managers around?

[31:00:05] Hmm, I haven't seen any, um...

[31:00:08] Your best bet is to keep a lookout for Adam.

[31:00:10] He might come around and you can talk to him.

[31:00:12] It's okay, Flora.

[31:00:14] I understand.

[31:00:14] Even though I'm in a position where I literally can't do anything about it,

[31:00:19] in order to buy a car, I get it.

[31:00:20] You're just doing your job.

[31:00:22] These things happen.

[31:00:23] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[31:00:25] That's fine.

[31:00:26] I guess I'll do nothing.

[31:00:28] Bye.

[31:00:28] Okay, have a good day.

[31:00:30] Why is 4T chasing me?

[31:00:32] Oh, I don't know. Is that 4T?

[31:00:35] Yeah.

[31:00:36] Oh, I'll talk to her.

[31:00:41] Hey, 4T.

[31:00:42] Hey, 4T. What's up?

[31:00:49] I'm back there.

[31:00:50] Are you okay?

[31:00:52] Hey, Mike, what kind of car are you trying to buy?

[31:00:57] Oh, a Prius.

[31:01:00] Do you know how much it is?

[31:01:02] I don't know. Why?

[31:01:04] Hold on.

[31:01:05] How do you get banned from buying a car?

[31:01:17] Because solo whitelists are a-

[31:01:19] I have a question. Can you buy- what the hell's the priest's name?

[31:01:24] And it leads to dead ends.

[31:01:26] The priest? What is it called? A deletion?

[31:01:29] Is it called a deletion?

[31:01:32] Yeah, the priest took a thing. Can you buy that outright?

[31:01:38] It's $9,100. Do you have any of that?

[31:01:59] Yeah, I have all of it.

[31:02:01] Alright, let's do the ATM, I'll take the money, I'll buy a free and give it to you.

[31:02:04] Okay.

[31:02:11] Flora.

[31:02:23] Everything's coming up, Michael.

[31:02:39] yeah I'm okay and the windows are chances to just stay back here right

[31:03:05] I'll be right back yeah it's like a repo either

[31:03:13] pod so just title from nice block to poor block if we lose all our money I'm

[31:04:01] gonna perm on down to 170k oh shit that's right that's

[31:04:27] cool damn tomorrow's gonna be a dope day and I think we're allowed to stream

[31:05:00] this there's a 3.0 test tomorrow and I think that we're allowed to stream it

[31:05:05] That's Marl. Zig Champ.

[31:05:23] On today's episode of a Block War Orange, we continue to watch Mike's slow and steady drowning in a warm and happy sea of positive feelings.

[31:05:45] Here, have it.

[31:05:47] Yeah, but...

[31:06:00] So why did you want one of these?

[31:06:12] I'm gonna reduce my carbon footprint.

[31:06:14] I'll go ahead and sell it to you and then you can put it in the garage.

[31:06:22] Okay.

[31:06:25] What's your paypal?

[31:06:27] 108. There you go. Thanks for the help. Anytime Mike. You want a ride back? Uh yes actually.

[31:06:51] Oh hey can I just trouble you for one more thing? What's up? If you run into a homeless

[31:06:57] person could you have him call me? Oh yeah I can do that. Yeah the house across the

[31:07:01] street from yours is actually going to be a homeless shelter. I hope you're okay

[31:07:05] with that yeah that's fine okay let me put this away real quick

[31:07:42] hey everyone oh hey everyone how are you guys doing we're good we're going to

[31:07:52] be machine oh good that'll be a lot of fun yeah we're gonna eat something oh

[31:07:57] Oh, okay. Well, I hope that you have a good time.

[31:08:00] I will, I love Bob.

[31:08:01] Thank you, Swarth.

[31:08:02] Okay. Bye!

[31:08:05] Interesting.

[31:08:18] So, what brought about this change in your lifestyle, Mike?

[31:08:21] Well, it all started when Aunt Taze me 200 times,

[31:08:25] because I wouldn't talk to women.

[31:08:26] Oh, Jesus, why?

[31:08:28] It gave me brain damage and heart damage.

[31:08:32] That's fucked up.

[31:08:33] Yep.

[31:08:34] Sorry, we're through that.

[31:08:37] I'm trying to help, so it's okay.

[31:08:48] Thank you, mate.

[31:08:50] There you go.

[31:08:51] Thanks for the Prius!

[31:09:03] Thanks for the Prius!

[31:09:11] I'm s- I'm s-

[31:09:15] Thank you!

[31:09:16] I know that you said that you couldn't do it, but I'm glad that you were able to.

[31:09:21] Uh, wait.

[31:09:24] What?

[31:09:25] Hello!

[31:09:26] Oh, the Prius that he convinced you to sell me.

[31:09:28] Hi, how can I help you?

[31:09:30] Well, he convinced me.

[31:09:34] Anyways have a good day everyone you too, sir if you see any homeless people let me know

[31:09:40] Yeah, we'll do okay

[31:10:21] And come up there right now, or you know if you don't want to wait for me to get up there you can call Simon

[31:10:26] Simon can do it. It's gonna use this HEM real quick

[31:10:34] You already know. All right. I'll give him someone to call if I see anyone.

[31:10:37] Thank you for your help. You're welcome.

[31:10:40] I can do anything.

[31:10:43] I I I have a guy waiting and I gotta talk to him.

[31:10:47] It's a guy here that I got to talk to.

[31:10:53] OK, he he just showed up.

[31:10:59] Oh, the guy.

[31:11:01] That's so long.

[31:11:03] That's why you know that you're last paid for your...

[31:11:32] Well, I guess instead of curvy, we can invite Ava.

[31:11:37] Ava's a good time.

[31:11:45] Yeah, Ava the VIP.

[31:11:53] She's not messy.

[31:11:55] Yeah, Ava's actually seems like a normal person.

[31:11:57] What about Ashlyn?

[31:11:59] No, Ashlyn's hard banned, unfortunately.

[31:12:13] So, it's September.

[31:12:20] Listen, Ashlyn and I just have different opinions on whether or not the virus is real, so, you know, we...

[31:12:29] We won't be seeing Ashlyn for a while, okay?

[31:12:32] No, I'm joking. I'm 100% joking.

[31:12:48] But she hasn't gotten a test. If she gets a test in quarantines, then she's allowed to come over.

[31:12:53] Unfortunately, I have to be certain on that.

[31:13:04] Dick? Why am I a dick?

[31:13:09] Because I don't want to die?

[31:13:17] Yes. Oh. Oh, because I lied about Ash. It was literally a joke.

[31:13:23] Yo, I feel like Chad's getting soft on me.

[31:13:27] I feel like Chad's been getting a little soft lately.

[31:13:29] there's a fucking joke Lord that's so long

[31:13:36] chat's getting soft on me I think or am I the one that's soft for thinking chat

[31:13:42] soft because they called me a dick that's so long maybe I'm the one that's

[31:13:55] now soft nice block has changed me I know that's so long vaccine which point

[31:14:26] two percent of the population has gotten I know I really wish they'd crank it

[31:14:30] Do you think if I do you think if I offer a suck dick outside of a retirement home

[31:14:36] I could maybe suck some of the vaccine out

[31:14:39] There we go

[31:14:40] Crank the edge up a bit get the vaccine yesterday. I

[31:14:51] Am jealous my mom has it

[31:14:55] She got her second shot the other day

[31:14:59] Hello

[31:15:41] Doesn't ring it bell ain't gonna lie

[31:15:45] Yo, Mike, what up, Michael?

[31:15:47] Oh, hey!

[31:15:49] Oh, Bobby, I wanted to talk to you.

[31:15:51] What up, man? What's good?

[31:15:53] Look, I know that you're homeless, and I'd really like to hope you get better.

[31:15:56] Oh, the one guy's killed off because she says I'm not cooking.

[31:15:58] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that you were.

[31:16:00] I didn't mean to offend you.

[31:16:02] Oh, man, you don't want to come up, though, Finney.

[31:16:05] I just thought that you were a methamphetamine addict.

[31:16:08] Methamphetamine?

[31:16:09] I'm sorry.

[31:16:10] Oh, I mean...

[31:16:12] Yeah, I saw a big one, man.

[31:16:14] It's up out here.

[31:16:15] Whoa!

[31:16:16] I'm okay.

[31:16:17] Well, uh, let's...

[31:16:18] It's up out here.

[31:16:19] These freaks don't play it, man.

[31:16:21] Oh, well, I'm so sorry.

[31:16:22] If it can help you.

[31:16:23] My fucking baby mamas, they beat me up.

[31:16:25] Oh, no!

[31:16:26] They cracked my ankle.

[31:16:27] A mallard?

[31:16:28] A mallard's man's shelter.

[31:16:29] He's in Hell, yeah.

[31:16:30] I guess it could also be there right now.

[31:16:31] It's the same, man.

[31:16:32] Well, my bottle will open the hills if you want a key to it.

[31:16:36] It's a homeless shelter for people like you.

[31:16:38] Oh, shit.

[31:16:39] Yeah!

[31:16:40] Oh, shit. Yeah, I'll take the keys there.

[31:16:43] All right, let's go.

[31:16:45] Is anyone else here a homeless person?

[31:16:49] I mean, I ain't homeless, but I ain't homeless.

[31:16:51] That's not true.

[31:16:52] That's not true.

[31:16:53] I ain't homeless, but I ain't homeless.

[31:16:55] Oh, sorry, I'm homeless people only.

[31:16:57] Well, I guess if you need a place to get away from there,

[31:17:00] abuse of one.

[31:17:01] Oh, please.

[31:17:02] Come on.

[31:17:03] All right, let's go.

[31:17:04] Let's go.

[31:17:08] Why? What's going on here?

[31:17:09] Come on, Bobby.

[31:17:10] You think you're waiting for my man to jump?

[31:17:13] He's gonna jump by his baby mama's too man, you know

[31:17:18] Okay, I'll call the police

[31:17:22] It's a struggle out here. No, don't call the police

[31:17:24] I'm not gonna call the police

[31:17:26] What are you doing, man? What are you doing, bro?

[31:17:28] Domestic violence!

[31:17:29] What are you doing, bro?

[31:17:31] Get off the phone, Mike. What are you doing, man?

[31:17:33] She's hitting him and that's illegal

[31:17:35] What the hell? Listen, bro

[31:17:37] Sometimes you gotta fight these battles with your own, bro

[31:17:40] No, no, no

[31:17:41] Police in the next you know you got a court case, and you know she's gonna take all your money

[31:17:56] Ma'am

[31:17:58] Do not hit that man. I will

[31:18:01] I called the police what you're doing is a

[31:18:08] Cool you're using men for dominance

[31:18:19] Oh my god.

[31:18:20] You just hit him.

[31:18:21] Are you okay?

[31:18:22] He's so violent when you told him to do outside of Money Truck.

[31:18:24] Mike, are you okay?

[31:18:25] Are you okay?

[31:18:26] Yeah, I'm okay by the way.

[31:18:27] Mike, do me.

[31:18:28] Do me.

[31:18:29] Oh!

[31:18:30] How many fingers am I holding?

[31:18:31] How many fingers?

[31:18:32] Why would you do that?

[31:18:33] I'm fucking hit with the right hand.

[31:18:34] He's so mean.

[31:18:35] I know.

[31:18:36] He's my...

[31:18:40] He's so...

[31:18:41] Thank you.

[31:18:43] Thank you, man.

[31:18:44] Do you need some water?

[31:18:45] Yeah, water.

[31:18:46] Oh yeah.

[31:18:47] No.

[31:18:48] Yeah, yeah.

[31:18:49] I'll pay for it here.

[31:18:52] I'll pour some on your face, man.

[31:18:54] Oh my god!

[31:18:56] Hit! Hit!

[31:18:58] What the fuck?

[31:19:00] Well, I'm going straight to the police.

[31:19:02] Going to the police?

[31:19:04] Whoa, Mike! Come on!

[31:19:06] Absolutely! The police are resourceful handles!

[31:19:08] She assaulted him!

[31:19:10] Come on!

[31:19:12] Mike, what happened?

[31:19:14] Mike, we're having to the old days, man.

[31:19:16] We used to like, you know what I'm saying?

[31:19:18] Get back!

[31:19:20] Get back!

[31:19:22] It's only sub-defensive you hear back if I mean you know very little police

[31:19:26] But in over there said that that's that's bad

[31:19:30] And she tasered me 200 times

[31:19:36] Yep

[31:19:39] I see some other dude I got to use

[31:19:43] Really yeah

[31:19:45] How did you tell us that sound like violence to me?

[31:19:47] You get me all the time, too.

[31:19:48] That sounds like violence to me, Mike.

[31:19:50] That don't make no sense.

[31:19:51] That don't make no sense.

[31:19:52] It's not like a one-sided crime.

[31:19:53] No, no, no, no, no.

[31:19:54] She did it because it's how she does her therapy.

[31:19:56] That's fucked up.

[31:19:57] That doesn't, that's not how it works.

[31:19:59] I know that she hurt, though.

[31:20:00] Was there pain involving in this therapy?

[31:20:03] Not the time.

[31:20:04] So now I don't really feel pain.

[31:20:06] I don't really feel at all.

[31:20:07] Oh.

[31:20:08] I just kind of exist.

[31:20:09] I don't feel at all.

[31:20:10] Damn.

[31:20:11] Listen, man.

[31:20:12] I'll see you about that bike.

[31:20:13] All right?

[31:20:14] me about that about that house oh brandy don't get caught like it the

[31:20:21] shortage again oh my god they're back

[31:20:27] help their back please please they hit

[31:20:39] I don't know. Hey, I swear, let's use Cassie. She made me do it. Oh, oh, sorry. Yeah, I must have thought that the glasses was the

[31:21:11] Shatter glass

[31:21:50] I was going to the gas station

[31:21:52] You pushed me

[31:21:54] It was so hard

[31:21:56] Did you use this on somebody pushing you?

[31:21:58] No, she punched me

[31:22:00] That's a song

[31:22:02] I just got killed

[31:22:04] Get out of my car

[31:22:06] It's like she's stealing my car

[31:22:08] Get out of my car

[31:22:10] 5

[31:22:12] 4

[31:22:14] That is a song

[31:22:16] I'm gonna arrest you, you think I'm fuckin' playin', I ain't playin' out of your head.

[31:22:18] Okay, okay, okay, I'm getting out, I'm getting out.

[31:22:20] Officer, she's com- she's breaking the law!

[31:22:23] It's not- I don't- I just need the keys!

[31:22:26] I would like to press charges on this woman immediately!

[31:22:29] She punched you?

[31:22:30] Yes, sir!

[31:22:32] I would never do such a thing.

[31:22:34] I've never even cried in my life.

[31:22:36] She punched me, they all saw it! Please, you have to tell him!

[31:22:39] I impact saw it.

[31:22:40] He saw it!

[31:22:42] What's going on?

[31:22:43] This woman punched me, yeah!

[31:22:45] What's right this one do that? Yeah, right? You know me

[31:22:58] Looks like you got

[31:23:05] You know just check over your hands up the fist marks are like

[31:23:09] This marks on me

[31:23:14] You were in body armor and you got fist marks as well y'all motherfucking you punching each other was good. No

[31:23:23] Hey, this man said he saw it

[31:23:25] Do like um, it's like a like a special handshake, you know, listen, I know this is a heat

[31:23:31] She no no no

[31:23:32] She was beating Randy and I said hey stop you can't hit that man

[31:23:36] And then she said and then she hit me when I tried to call him down the situation

[31:23:41] Situation she's gonna hug it out

[31:23:46] Listen and said

[31:23:48] That this is the good thing to do you have to turn yourself in because you committed a crime and said this

[31:23:54] All criminals must go to jail

[31:23:58] But you should be honest

[31:24:03] And if you're bad anybody see anything that happened here other than these two guys claiming

[31:24:11] She's fleeing.

[31:24:12] I'm not feeling she-

[31:24:13] I don't think she respects you.

[31:24:15] I know she don't.

[31:24:16] Most of the city doesn't.

[31:24:17] You're the best cop on the force.

[31:24:19] Oh, thank you so much.

[31:24:22] Mike, just stay away from her and you stay away from him, Katya, alright?

[31:24:25] I'm gonna follow her and snitch.

[31:24:27] Okay.

[31:24:31] Okay.

[31:24:31] My cops, my cops, help me out.

[31:24:33] They're coming.

[31:24:35] Oh!

[31:24:36] The cops said to stay away.

[31:25:26] Okay, wait, I have to listen to the cop.

[31:25:27] That's what he said.

[31:25:30] Let's go talk to him. Let's go find some homeless

[31:26:19] They get investigated yet. I hope so. I truly hope so

[31:26:40] I'm playing for not investigating. No, no, no, listen the cops said, you know, it's that's what he said

[31:26:53] I've seen this person

[31:27:15] Michael block

[31:27:16] Hey, is this Michael block? Yes

[31:27:20] Hey, this is uh, well people call me bad boy. And you know what? I'm not doing well

[31:27:24] I've been evicted and I'm living on the street, sir.

[31:27:27] Oh my goodness, where are you?

[31:27:29] Where am I?

[31:27:30] Yeah, where are you?

[31:27:32] Well, I'm kind of like...

[31:27:34] I guess I-

[31:27:35] I'm gonna wait immediately, sir. I'll be there.

[31:27:37] You're gonna wait? Okay, we'll do it.

[31:27:38] I'll be there as quickly as I can.

[31:27:40] Thank you, sir. It's not looking good.

[31:27:42] Can you please put the guns down?

[31:28:00] No!

[31:28:01] Why are you shooting at me?

[31:28:05] I'm gonna get my shit back!

[31:28:07] Do you care if I get out of the car?

[31:28:11] Listen.

[31:28:12] I know that I may have done some things in the past and I'm sorry about that.

[31:28:17] I was going through a hard time.

[31:28:23] Please accept this. I'm not asking you to forgive me. It's just a little bit of compensation.

[31:28:35] If you choose to forgive me, I'd really appreciate it, but if not, I also understand.

[31:28:40] I'll leave you two alone now. Have a good day.

[31:28:43] Hey, they shot at me!

[31:28:44] Are you Michael bought yes, please get in sir, it's okay. All right, you're in safe hands now

[31:29:28] It's so scary. I just need to go to the ATM real quick get some money for food and stuff Wow

[31:29:35] That's really not so are you hungry? Do you need anything? I could I could eat a little bit. Yeah

[31:29:43] Let's get you some food. It's a nice car you have I can see myself on it

[31:30:01] We're in it now sir

[31:30:03] Yeah, but like when I'm outside of I can see myself. Oh

[31:30:06] Yeah, yeah, you like that. Yeah, do you know you're missing a tire?

[31:30:10] Yeah, we're gonna go get that repaired right now some disgruntled women shot at me and it is their right to carry a gun and fire

[31:30:16] I mean which I understand that they're women and with my penis it was probably intimidating. I can understand it

[31:30:24] Yeah, that makes sense

[31:30:26] We got to be respectful

[31:30:28] So, how many other homeless have you walked through today, sir?

[31:30:36] Well, you're the first one, but I've only been out and about for about a couple hours.

[31:30:41] Oh.

[31:30:42] Let's get this fixed up, get you some food, and get you to your new home.

[31:30:49] Oh, I can't wait, sir. This has been such a rough day.

[31:30:52] So, tell me about your life, friend.

[31:30:56] Where did all go wrong?

[31:30:58] Well, I think it started when I decided to be a bad boy.

[31:31:03] Oh!

[31:31:04] I'm so sorry, sir.

[31:31:05] Goodness gracious. I quit working because I got a beat a mix and I was loving the free the free-law style

[31:31:14] You know just doing what I wanted

[31:31:17] But now I'm broke and poor and they kicked me out of the hotel

[31:31:21] Broke and poor. Yeah, both. Oh, no double

[31:31:26] No way, sir. We're gonna get you into a warm home immediately. Okay. I did have a second job

[31:31:36] There might get Robin me there. What was that? Well, is the working of the lot in harmony?

[31:31:42] A parking lot is no place for a homeless person to be working. Reminds you too much of the streets.

[31:31:49] Yeah, I can see that now. So where exactly is this place?

[31:32:00] It's a really nice mansion up in Vinewood. Wait, really? Yeah.

[31:32:05] Okay, and you're like going to speed living shit. Absolutely, sir. Speed kills.

[31:32:12] It's just kind of rare around here ma'am. Hi. Oh, hello

[31:32:23] Hello

[31:32:26] Let's go to the v machine

[31:32:28] It's always better to talk to someone to get your food

[31:32:31] Instead of getting it out of a vending machine

[31:32:33] We may take a little more time, but you know this little small talk it helps people sometimes it helps their whole day become a little better

[31:32:41] You're right sir. I'm just not I'm not used to it, you know

[31:32:44] You know, usually if you're like, hey, you're getting in the fucking car and they're like

[31:32:48] hitting you with a stick and shit.

[31:32:51] Who's hitting you with a stick?

[31:32:53] Just a few people.

[31:32:55] You know, just a lot of people actually, if hit me with a stick.

[31:32:59] Why are people hitting you with a stick?

[31:33:08] Beats me.

[31:33:09] See what I did?

[31:33:10] That's pretty good, huh?

[31:33:12] A little homeless humor for ya.

[31:33:14] Yeah, a little homeless, that's good.

[31:33:22] the bean machine they like they have food right yeah our coffee shop that also

[31:33:28] has hamburgers just like in the TV show friends it's just like friends you ever

[31:33:39] watch that oh that shows a little too edgy for me yeah

[31:33:46] Oh

[31:33:50] It's my sunset kind of romantic

[31:34:00] Hey, do you know what uh, do you know what Parsons is?

[31:34:07] Yeah, yeah, it's the mental health clinic up there. Oh, okay

[31:34:11] I had a friend like texting me saying he was in there. I was like, I don't know what that is

[31:34:15] So what do you do when you're not help with the homeless sir?

[31:34:26] Donate him blood or trying to volunteer wherever I can

[31:34:29] Oh, that's real nice of you.

[31:34:32] That's so long.

[31:34:33] What would you like to eat, sir?

[31:34:39] Just a hamburger.

[31:34:41] A plane.

[31:34:42] Well, actually, I want them to dip it in mayo, please.

[31:34:45] Okay.

[31:34:46] One Elvis special coming up.

[31:35:08] Here you go.

[31:35:09] Let's get you into your nice warm home.

[31:35:14] Oh, no.

[31:35:15] Wow, thank you.

[31:35:19] Of course.

[31:35:20] This is delicious.

[31:35:21] I'm sorry that you're having tough times.

[31:35:23] I really hope that we can help to get you back on your feet.

[31:35:25] That'd be wonderful.

[31:35:26] Wonderful it would be life-changing spending two hundred dollars on vintage footwear is anti-capitalism

[31:35:35] Whatever

[31:35:37] What's wrong?

[31:36:00] I'm just developed a cough that's I've been homeless

[31:36:04] That's not good. We should get you a doctor. Oh, what my goodness? Oh

[31:36:08] I should call the police. What's up that car is on fire, sir

[31:36:15] There's a car on fire

[31:36:19] There's a car. Oh what now? Oh, that was close. I guess God is watching over us

[31:36:28] Let's go get you some keys.

[31:36:32] If we would have been there like two seconds earlier, we would have been gone.

[31:36:38] Why?

[31:36:41] Because of the fire.

[31:36:42] It wasn't a different car.

[31:36:43] But it was like right behind us.

[31:36:46] Yeah, but I mean, I guess if we would have been in that car, it would have been bad.

[31:36:52] If it had blown up.

[31:36:54] Yeah, sure.

[31:36:57] I guess if things would have been different, it would have been different.

[31:37:00] Okay.

[31:37:01] All right.

[31:37:02] should be thankful that we should always be thankful for life

[31:37:09] that's what I think we're just trying to work

[31:37:16] we just jump over yeah it doesn't work sorry

[31:37:23] okay would you say your name was rough edges or that seems like we'll be fixable sir

[31:37:28] you know this is your home too so if you want to try to fix it that could be good you know

[31:37:32] everyone here is expected to have a little bit I'm just I'm thankful I'm very

[31:37:36] course already there you go bad boy so this is this is my house well you know a

[31:37:51] lot of people live here but yeah you can stay here until you get on your feet

[31:37:54] wow sir that's that's the nicest thing you may there are done for me and here's

[31:37:59] a little bit to get you go ah there's a little bit to get you going okay

[31:38:06] You're still crosser. This is this is just very nice. Yeah, it's okay

[31:38:13] Wow

[31:38:15] So I just go in here. Huh? Yep all yours. I'm gonna go gather some more homeless. Oh, well tell him

[31:38:21] I'll be here all right bad boys into you know good luck and please try to get a job

[31:38:25] I don't know that in a bad way seems like a pushy wait

[31:38:29] Just whatever you feel comfortable. You know, I'm just tired all the time. I just need to rest up first

[31:38:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just whatever you feel comfortable.

[31:38:37] Maybe just put my feet up a little bit.

[31:38:39] Sure, absolutely. Go ahead.

[31:38:41] Watch some TV. There's a lot of TV out there.

[31:38:44] Okay, what TV show should I watch?

[31:38:48] Ooh, um...

[31:38:50] I really only watch Cosmo.

[31:38:52] No.

[31:38:54] Okay, well, I'll find that.

[31:38:56] Okay, bye.

[31:38:58] Alright, bye, sir.

[31:39:04] Shark Tank.

[31:39:09] I only watch cooking shows.

[31:39:11] We're not the ones where they scream. I'm not sure what that 40 plan was like watch his house flippers

[31:39:35] It's very shiny. Oh, hey 40. Hello, I found two homeless people inside of crime

[31:40:08] Oh, yeah, yes, we are we are homeless. Oh goodness. How long have you been on the streets?

[31:40:14] We are homeless and we need to go to this homeless shelter because follow me. Come on. Get in my car

[31:40:21] Are we getting in the car? Okay

[31:40:27] Look at this, this is very...

[31:40:29] How long have you guys been on the streets?

[31:40:31] Alright, 40 just follow us.

[31:40:33] You know, I belong to the streets, so pretty much my whole life.

[31:40:35] Oh, don't worry.

[31:40:37] We're gonna...

[31:40:39] We're gonna get you guys a nice warm home, some place that you can...

[31:40:41] The body's tight.

[31:40:43] Relax, get back up on your feet.

[31:40:45] I have to, you know, beg

[31:40:47] for scraps out of the dumpster.

[31:40:49] The dumpster is my home.

[31:40:51] Oh, hey, that...

[31:40:53] That lifestyle is in...

[31:40:55] It's in the past.

[31:40:56] Yeah.

[31:40:57] It's been really rough.

[31:40:59] Thank you so much.

[31:40:59] You're so nice.

[31:41:01] Ooh, I'm sorry.

[31:41:01] I don't mean to be rude.

[31:41:02] Do you mind if I take this phone call?

[31:41:04] That's fine.

[31:41:04] It's okay.

[31:41:05] I'm so good.

[31:41:05] We go ahead.

[31:41:06] Michael Block.

[31:41:07] The streets are warm.

[31:41:08] Hello, Michael.

[31:41:09] How are you?

[31:41:10] Hello.

[31:41:10] I'm fine.

[31:41:11] Hi.

[31:41:11] I saw your...

[31:41:13] your ad there for homeless.

[31:41:15] Yes.

[31:41:15] So this is it.

[31:41:16] Yeah, I'm homeless.

[31:41:18] I need a home.

[31:41:20] Where are you right now, sir?

[31:41:21] I'm close to pillbox.

[31:41:24] Okay.

[31:41:24] Wait there, I will be there when I can, okay?

[31:41:27] When you can't see, you gotta come back here, you gotta come pick me up?

[31:41:31] Yes, sir.

[31:41:32] Oh, alright, uh, y'all...

[31:41:34] I'm gonna call something right now, but I can call you when I'm done.

[31:41:36] Uh, yeah, you have my number on call already?

[31:41:39] Yep.

[31:41:40] Yeah, if you give me a call back...

[31:41:42] Yeah, if you give me a call back, uh, yeah, I'll be here.

[31:41:44] Okay, sir.

[31:41:45] Okay, thanks, man.

[31:41:47] Okay, welcome to Michael Black's homeless shelter.

[31:41:49] Yeah, this is it.

[31:41:50] Wow, this is the homeless shelter?

[31:41:52] Yeah, yeah, these are your new roommates.

[31:41:54] Come on in, I'll give you all the tour.

[31:41:56] Oh wow, thank you.

[31:41:58] You guys feel free to decorate the house however you want. It's your home, okay?

[31:42:03] Look, I don't care how you decorate it, I'm just glad to be in here.

[31:42:06] Oh, 40.

[31:42:08] Oh my!

[31:42:10] I'm not here.

[31:42:12] 40 is just a little place.

[31:42:14] Here, come here.

[31:42:16] Okay.

[31:42:17] Come on Karma, come on.

[31:42:19] Okay, I think I'm on this too.

[31:42:25] Yeah, we're all- Yeah, 40's been really starting to, we're all kind of, we're all in the middle of the time, we're all kicked out of number 50's, sorry.

[31:42:31] Yeah, that's true. Okay, well here I guess I'll give everyone keys.

[31:42:35] Oh, that's very nice of you.

[31:42:37] One moment.

[31:42:38] Okay.

[31:42:39] Michael Block!

[31:42:40] Why won't you talk about the streets as warm?

[31:42:42] These are my-

[31:42:43] Michael-Bla- who? Michael?

[31:42:45] Yup.

[31:42:46] Who the fuck is Michael?

[31:42:48] What the fuck?

[31:42:49] It's me, Michael Block.

[31:42:51] Smell this, it's me, Michael Block.

[31:42:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?

[31:42:54] What?

[31:42:55] Yeah.

[31:42:56] I'm reformed.

[31:42:57] You're reformed?

[31:42:58] Okay.

[31:42:59] Yeah.

[31:43:00] You've reformed so you realize this shit is born or something?

[31:43:02] You don't know.

[31:43:03] You trying to get hit at the next lick or something?

[31:43:05] Oh, I'm...

[31:43:06] I apologize, sir, but there's nothing boring about helping your fellow man or woman.

[31:43:11] The fuck?

[31:43:13] Well, you are definitely not gangster.

[31:43:15] You don't know.

[31:43:16] No.

[31:43:17] Where you live?

[31:43:18] Well, I'm up here at Michael's homeless shelter right now.

[31:43:21] Michael's homeless shelter?

[31:43:22] Okay.

[31:43:23] down here in the hood no more of you on some different show I don't know what you

[31:43:25] was going like a nice guy arc is this what you're doing right now

[31:43:28] the community service with Ann and she tased me 200 times

[31:43:32] oh oh so you got tased so much that it kind of like it knocked the mic block

[31:43:39] at you yeah the doctor said I have brain and heart damage that's okay

[31:43:43] Michael why Michael shut well I know a lot of you man we got a little spot over

[31:43:49] here in the cell so have you really on some shit you know he would change

[31:43:52] Man type of thing. Okay, the barber shop heard because those would be a space for social discourse

[31:43:57] You know I'm saying people to come through and talk, etc

[31:44:00] We also got the Ebenezer's youth center over there by the old pill place. It's an attaco shop

[31:44:06] I'm saying I mean you ride that spot a bunch of times

[31:44:09] So you know

[31:44:11] You want to? There's a youth center over there.

[31:44:13] Okay, that could be a place of volunteer work.

[31:44:15] No drugs, no me. No, no, no, no, no, no, none of that.

[31:44:19] Okay, we'll check it out. Everybody on TV, rental spot, next to the taco shell. Let me know.

[31:44:23] Okay, thank you, sir. Have a blessed day.

[31:44:26] She said, have a blessed day.

[31:44:29] Come on, Karma.

[31:44:37] I'm so excited I get to feel the warmth of a nice house.

[31:44:43] Bad boy? Other guy?

[31:45:14] Michael, hello.

[31:45:15] Hey.

[31:45:16] Oh, this place is incredible.

[31:45:17] It's awesome.

[31:45:18] It's beautiful.

[31:45:19] Feel free to stay here as long as you guys can get up on your feet, get a job, turn

[31:45:24] your life around.

[31:45:25] I'm here to help, okay?

[31:45:26] Wow, you are so very kind.

[31:45:27] You're free to decorate it however you want.

[31:45:29] This is your home now.

[31:45:30] If you come over here.

[31:45:31] Oh, thank you.

[31:45:32] You can store stuff over here, okay?

[31:45:34] Oh, wow.

[31:45:35] This is so kind of you.

[31:45:36] There's some fresh lasagna in there right now if you want to.

[31:45:40] Oh, sweet.

[31:45:41] Oh my God, I love this.

[31:45:42] How many other homeless people live here?

[31:45:43] Oh, just two other!

[31:45:45] Okay, so it's like a little safe haven for other homeless people?

[31:45:48] Exactly, it's just a place for you to get up on your feet.

[31:45:51] Yeah.

[31:45:52] And don't even worry about it, completely free.

[31:45:55] Come on, let's go back outside.

[31:45:57] There's a nice burning fire here in the fireplace. This is beautiful.

[31:46:00] It has to warm up the streets.

[31:46:01] Hey, come on. Hey, let's go outside.

[31:46:03] I got some work to do, but I wanted to give you guys something.

[31:46:06] Thank you, it's fair.

[31:46:07] There you go, this is just to help you get up on your feet.

[31:46:14] Thank you, this is gonna help so much.

[31:46:18] He there, I really appreciate it.

[31:46:24] Are you all right?

[31:46:25] Are you all right?

[31:46:26] Maybe we should give him a group hug.

[31:46:28] Look at this, Tom's so cute.

[31:46:28] Yeah.

[31:46:29] That's actually kind of gross.

[31:46:35] Are you all right?

[31:46:36] It's everything okay, Tom's fine.

[31:46:38] But what, it seemed like you were in pain.

[31:46:42] Are you sure?

[31:46:42] I'm okay.

[31:46:43] Anyways.

[31:46:44] Let's give you a group hug.

[31:46:46] Let's all give a big group hug here.

[31:46:48] Thank you so much!

[31:46:50] Yeah, I'm sure! Bring it in!

[31:46:52] Okay, alright!

[31:46:54] Okay, we're...

[31:46:56] Oh, so nice!

[31:46:58] Oh, yeah, oh wow.

[31:47:00] Sorry, I didn't try to hug too hard.

[31:47:02] I'm gonna squeeze.

[31:47:04] That's okay. It seems like you may have some help.

[31:47:06] Okay, I have some more homeless people to gather,

[31:47:08] but if you guys need anything,

[31:47:10] I'm in the yellow pages, any way I can help,

[31:47:12] feel free to decorate it, choose a room,

[31:47:14] whatever you need, okay?

[31:47:16] I hope that things get better for you guys.

[31:47:28] Thank you.

[31:47:29] You could get that gate looked at though.

[31:47:30] You know?

[31:47:31] I will, yes, I can get the gate looked at.

[31:47:33] I'm sorry about the inconvenience.

[31:47:34] Oh wait, you know.

[31:47:35] It's just a lot of work.

[31:47:36] I'm so sorry.

[31:47:37] I'm complaining right now.

[31:47:38] He just gave us a place to sit.

[31:47:39] Well, yeah, but someone has to bring it up.

[31:47:40] Sir Max with GZ-Canand out, there's not.

[31:47:43] How long until this place gets worse?

[31:47:44] can end out, there's not. How long until this place gets raided? That's what I'm saying.

[31:47:59] And so does Forty.

[31:48:21] Rang was that on? That's true.

[31:48:23] Hello sir, it's Michael Block.

[31:48:34] Hi Michael, how are you?

[31:48:35] Good, good. How are you? Where are you at?

[31:48:40] I got kind of scooped up. You think I can call you back?

[31:48:44] Oh, are you okay?

[31:48:46] Yeah, some people don't like the homeless, you know, and I got my ass kicked, so I'm

[31:48:52] I'm just gonna...

[31:48:52] Who did that?

[31:48:53] It's just some douchebag cop, y'know.

[31:48:57] Okay, well, well...

[31:48:59] Yeah, yeah, they don't like the homeless, I guess, right?

[31:49:02] I guess you should really report that to the police, sir.

[31:49:04] Report it to the guys that just kicked my ass.

[31:49:07] Just report to the guys that just kicked my ass.

[31:49:09] Well, there has to be other cops.

[31:49:11] I guess, yeah, I guess you're right.

[31:49:14] Where's this homeless shelter?

[31:49:16] It's in Vinewood.

[31:49:17] It's in Vinewood.

[31:49:18] Like, do you have an address you can give me, my friend?

[31:49:21] I believe it's, uh, one sec.

[31:49:28] Still in Drive 18.

[31:49:30] Uh, oh, let me write that down.

[31:49:32] Can you say that again?

[31:49:33] Can you just text it to you if you want?

[31:49:35] Uh, I mean, sure, if you don't mind, but is it free entry?

[31:49:40] Are you going to be there awhile?

[31:49:42] I'm not driving around right now, but I can give you a key.

[31:49:45] Oh, yeah, man, that would be something.

[31:49:48] You know, this is Michael, right?

[31:49:52] Michael Block.

[31:49:52] Oh, Michael Block.

[31:49:54] Yeah, one sec, Michael.

[31:49:55] Hold on. Just text me and then tell me when is a good time.

[31:50:29] Okay, I can be there in five minutes.

[31:50:31] Uh, yeah, just you and me text one of you there, man.

[31:50:33] Alright.

[31:50:34] I think you should come with me. I want to show you what I've created.

[31:50:42] I think you'll be proud.

[31:50:43] Wait, he's creating it.

[31:50:45] Yeah, I have a holder shelter.

[31:50:47] Sure, yeah.

[31:50:48] Okay, I'll bring Julio.

[31:50:50] Come on, guys. Everyone hop in the bike mobile.

[31:50:52] Julio, we're following you.

[31:50:54] Nah, just hop in.

[31:50:55] Hey, this is you come too.

[31:51:02] It's right in front of you.

[31:51:07] How are you guys all doing?

[31:51:09] Hey, how are you?

[31:51:11] Oh, I'm okay. I just got a Texas homeless man to address so I can give keys to him.

[31:51:15] Was it real worried the last time I saw you?

[31:51:18] You screamed and then passed out.

[31:51:21] Huh?

[31:51:23] You screamed and then hit me and then passed out.

[31:51:26] Oh my goodness! When was this?

[31:51:28] Was this in my dark days?

[31:51:29] I'm really sorry about that, Ann. I hope that you can forgive me.

[31:51:32] No, it was last night. I think yesterday.

[31:51:36] He's history.

[31:51:38] I don't remember that.

[31:51:40] Are you sure that was me?

[31:51:42] Could have been an imposter.

[31:51:44] That is true.

[31:51:46] Somebody was

[31:51:48] impostering me.

[31:51:50] They said it was Forty.

[31:51:57] Forty?

[31:51:59] She's dressed up like me in everything.

[31:52:01] Forty did what?

[31:52:03] Dressed up like me.

[31:52:05] Are you serious?

[31:52:07] I am super serious.

[31:52:09] No problem with this immediately. No, that is not okay.

[31:52:12] No, it's alright. I don't think she's doing anything bad.

[31:52:15] I don't know. Maybe she just, you know, missed you.

[31:52:19] I thought that you guys were gonna be friends, so maybe she dressed up like me.

[31:52:23] Now we definitely can't be friends.

[31:52:25] 40 is her friend.

[31:52:28] Why are you saying that?

[31:52:30] She's doing that because she cares about you.

[31:52:32] Anna's telling me that you dressed up as her?

[31:52:35] No.

[31:52:37] Yes?

[31:52:38] No, no, no, what's she talking about?

[31:52:41] Forty, please don't lie to me.

[31:52:43] Uh, hmm, I'm not lying.

[31:52:47] Ant, are you lying to me?

[31:52:49] Cause Forty said she's not lying.

[31:52:51] That's bad.

[31:52:52] Why is she lying?

[31:52:54] Are you lying, Forty?

[31:52:56] No, why is she lying?

[31:52:58] Forty, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and if I find out you're lying to me,

[31:53:03] and you're dressing up as Ant, I'm never gonna talk to you again.

[31:53:07] Why would I dress up as a...

[31:53:09] I don't know!

[31:53:10] But I need you to be honest with him.

[31:53:12] But she's lying.

[31:53:13] Why won't she trust me?

[31:53:14] She's saying that you're lying.

[31:53:16] But she...

[31:53:17] What if she's lying?

[31:53:18] She...

[31:53:18] I mean, she's bad.

[31:53:19] It's saying that she wouldn't lie,

[31:53:21] and I don't think that she'd taser herself.

[31:53:23] Hmm...

[31:53:24] What if the police were...

[31:53:25] Taser herself?

[31:53:27] I thought it was 40, but it wasn't.

[31:53:28] Oh!

[31:53:28] What's she talking about?

[31:53:30] I don't know.

[31:53:30] She said if the...

[31:53:31] Listen, I have to go to my homeless shelter for you.

[31:53:33] Please don't lie to me, okay?

[31:53:35] Uh, not lying.

[31:53:38] Okay, bye, Forty.

[31:53:41] Um, I think you should re-evaluate your friendship with Forty.

[31:53:48] Oh, you gotta have one. She cares more about you than anyone I've ever met.

[31:53:53] Well, sure, but I care more about the well-being of everyone.

[31:53:58] More than anything.

[31:53:59] Well, she was worried about you.

[31:54:01] I'm worried about everyone.

[31:54:02] Yes, but you should keep the people around that love you and care about you.

[31:54:09] What if those people are toxic?

[31:54:12] I don't think she is, because she seems to love you no matter how you are.

[31:54:16] Well, we did murder a person together once.

[31:54:19] Yeah, whether you're the gangbanger, Mike Block, or if you're the nice Michael Block.

[31:54:25] She cares about you either way, and that's the sign of a real friend.

[31:54:30] That's true, but does she care about other people?

[31:54:34] What do you guys think?

[31:54:35] She has a list of people that she cares about, what do you mean?

[31:54:39] What about if you do a lot on that list?

[31:54:40] Sometimes you need to open up your heart

[31:54:42] and let everyone in.

[31:54:44] But it's true.

[31:54:45] There are no lists in love.

[31:54:46] Everyone knows that.

[31:54:49] Hmm.

[31:54:50] You're not price-movement.

[31:54:53] Fuck that guy.

[31:54:55] No, thank you.

[31:54:57] I just think that you...

[31:54:58] Exactly.

[31:54:59] We'd be losing your bestest friend in the world if you weren't best friends with...

[31:55:03] I would rather be friends with a million homeless people that are alive than 40 who murders people.

[31:55:09] What?

[31:55:12] That's what it's all about.

[31:55:14] You know?

[31:55:14] Like, that wasn't a very nice thing to say.

[31:55:18] Why not?

[31:55:20] Hmm...

[31:55:21] Yeah, you taught me the more people that like you the better.

[31:55:25] No, it's not about people liking you.

[31:55:27] It's about being nice and people liking you. That's a part of it.

[31:55:31] Not a lot of people like him.

[31:55:33] Is anyone homeless?

[31:55:34] He's treating others.

[31:55:36] And a nice person for what?

[31:55:38] Oh, okay. Well, I guess you know what keys to my homeless shelter are.

[31:55:42] I appreciate it, but you know, the homeless need this, huh?

[31:55:45] It's true.

[31:55:46] Homeless man, I'll be here soon.

[31:55:48] I'll show you guys what I'm getting together.

[31:55:50] Okay.

[31:55:51] Here, come on. I'll give you a small tour outside.

[31:56:08] I was just wondering if you'd be to the shelter soon.

[31:56:10] Uh, did you need me there right now, Michael?

[31:56:16] Okay, I'll see you here soon.

[31:56:18] Michael? Michael?

[31:56:20] Yep.

[31:56:20] I'm actually, uh, I'm in the middle of something right now.

[31:56:23] I'm not gonna make it right now.

[31:56:25] Oh, when will you be here?

[31:56:26] Uh, uh, you like surprises, Michael.

[31:56:31] Do I like surprises, Ant?

[31:56:34] Sure.

[31:56:35] Yes.

[31:56:36] You, uh, yeah.

[31:56:38] Alright, well, I'll just surprise you, alright?

[31:56:41] Well, I'm not just gonna be here all day.

[31:56:44] Well, yeah, I'll catch you when you're there, believe me.

[31:56:46] Yeah, I'll know when you're there.

[31:56:48] I'm here now!

[31:56:50] You can't use a piece of shit.

[31:56:52] I'm not gonna ban this piece of shit.

[31:56:54] The thing is...

[31:56:56] I really gotta go, Michael.

[31:56:58] I can't.

[31:56:59] Okay.

[31:57:02] That's strange.

[31:57:03] What's up?

[31:57:04] This guy, he was gonna meet me here, but now he's not.

[31:57:09] Where?

[31:57:10] I don't know.

[31:57:11] So you think you're gonna kill him?

[31:57:13] Huh?

[31:57:14] Does he think you're gonna kill him?

[31:57:16] I don't think so.

[31:57:19] Mike yep, how are you feeling? I'm existing

[31:57:30] Existing let's I got a plan B for us to do come on guys

[31:57:49] Yeah, I'm not sad either though, you know when you wake up in the morning that first five minutes that you're conscious

[31:57:59] That's like that all the time, you return to consciousness, it's like that.

[31:58:09] I don't think much is I hate to say and you might want to forget everything I told you.

[31:58:22] What?

[31:58:23] I lied.

[31:58:24] What?

[31:58:25] I lied.

[31:58:26] Who's making you say this?

[31:58:28] No one, I lied about everything.

[31:58:30] Oh, you're crazy, yeah.

[31:58:32] She's such a jokester, isn't she, guys?

[31:58:37] guys. No. No. No. She's the buddy girl of the group.

[31:58:46] Now let me take out my $30,000 so I can give it away to people. I do this every day. I've

[31:58:57] lost about $300,000. What? And like two days. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[31:59:05] Stop giving away money! Stop it!

[31:59:07] Why? People love money!

[31:59:09] Stop! Stop!

[31:59:14] My face!

[31:59:16] Stop giving out money, Mike, please!

[31:59:18] You just have to see it, okay? Just trust me.

[31:59:20] No, no, no, no!

[31:59:22] Mike, no, no! No! No, please! You can't do this!

[31:59:24] $30,000 cash! Ow!

[31:59:26] Mike! Stop!

[31:59:28] You can't! No!

[31:59:30] That wasn't very nice.

[31:59:32] I know.

[31:59:36] Trust me. You just have to see it in action.

[31:59:38] It's gonna make you feel really good. Just trust me, okay?

[31:59:41] Okay, great.

[31:59:51] You guys are gonna feel great after this, trust me.

[31:59:54] Nice.

[31:59:57] You just have to- I know it sounds crazy, you just have to see it in action.

[32:00:01] You know your drive-by compliments amp?

[32:00:05] Yes.

[32:00:05] This is kinda like that.

[32:00:07] You only did one and then you threw her off the bridge.

[32:00:10] Yeah, but it's kinda like that.

[32:00:14] And I only threw her off the bridge cause you told me to.

[32:00:17] Excuse me ma'am?

[32:00:21] How are you today?

[32:00:22] I'm good. It's raining though, so I don't really like that

[32:00:29] Hey, do you want $5,000 cash? No, you can just have it if you want it

[32:00:42] Oh, it's fine. I don't need it at all if it'll help you that would be much better

[32:00:49] Please I insist I think you could really help you out a lot

[32:00:54] No, yes

[32:01:00] He's not insist just take the money. Oh, it's just stolen. It's just stolen by see you're driving on a stolen bike

[32:01:14] This woman stole a bike

[32:01:18] Let me know so here immediately

[32:01:29] $5,000 $5,000 cash

[32:01:35] It's gonna rip us whole in the space time, can you be okay?

[32:01:39] Have a good day, man.

[32:01:40] Go get your breakfast.

[32:01:41] Are you okay?

[32:01:42] He's getting in the driver's seat.

[32:01:45] Did he scream after he gave you the money?

[32:01:48] Have a good day.

[32:01:49] Have a good day.

[32:01:50] Good day.

[32:01:51] Are you okay, mate?

[32:01:55] I feel.

[32:01:56] Are you?

[32:01:58] No.

[32:01:59] No.

[32:02:00] No.

[32:02:01] No.

[32:02:02] No.

[32:02:03] No, I'm awake.

[32:02:04] No pain, no gain.

[32:02:05] That's all donate blood at the hospital.

[32:02:18] Excuse me sir.

[32:02:28] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Sir.

[32:02:32] Oh I'm sorry I don't want to interrupt you, just take your time. I'll be here.

[32:02:36] I apologize sir. I have no problem sir.

[32:02:40] How are you today sir? I'm doing fine, fantastic.

[32:02:44] What about you sir? I'm doing really good, thanks for asking.

[32:02:48] name sir Michael block Michael perfect

[32:02:53] that is my name my name is Bruce Bailey

[32:02:56] Bruce I've run a homeless shelter if

[32:02:57] you're on hard times right now well I'm

[32:03:00] quite homeless well okay that's fine

[32:03:03] could you use $5,000 cash yes okay I

[32:03:08] reckon give you that is there anything

[32:03:10] else I can do that well you see although

[32:03:16] Actually

[32:04:46] I didn't feel good, Mike.

[32:04:48] How do you feel?

[32:04:54] No, it was right.

[32:04:56] You know, you know what they say.

[32:04:58] Sometimes the things that, oh fuck.

[32:05:00] Oh!

[32:05:16] Everyone, stay calm.

[32:05:18] Hold on to your boots.

[32:05:24] What's happening?

[32:05:26] Julio, he's getting away!

[32:05:28] He's in the hospital with a gun!

[32:05:30] Oh my god.

[32:05:31] Wait a minute.

[32:05:33] Hip two!

[32:05:34] I got my gun lightened in the fuck.

[32:05:37] Oh my god.

[32:05:39] Oh

[32:05:43] Deep breath 40 he did a bad thing and it felt good

[32:05:53] Tell him why it's good

[32:05:59] The maze

[32:06:08] 40

[32:06:15] right can I come for you can you drive us somewhere for us very good talk but the

[32:06:20] cops are a hit run don't it'll be fine we'll call came a little bit I promise

[32:06:26] why is my block talking like that there's no weapon at all my two guns are

[32:06:36] weapons but those are muscles and we need to buy some license to carry on this

[32:06:42] oh hello hello I'm 64 he's 64 on Michael block nice to meet you Michael

[32:06:50] morning oh has he done anything bad in the past 24 hours I need to be honest

[32:06:56] with me like shit you guys were do together regularly oh but I don't think

[32:07:07] that I could ever unseem.

[32:07:09] The maze!

[32:07:10] What was that?

[32:07:11] What happened?

[32:07:12] Is he having an episode or something?

[32:07:15] I don't know.

[32:07:16] He's off the phone.

[32:07:17] What?

[32:07:18] What happened, Porty?

[32:07:19] Well, Porty, if we can help fix him, then you've got to tell someone who can help.

[32:07:26] It doesn't have to be me, but I feel like I broke him and I kind of want to

[32:07:33] put him back.

[32:07:34] Yeah, didn't you just, like, tease him 200 times?

[32:07:36] I did not taste him 200 times. That was very dramatic.

[32:07:39] That was a lot.

[32:07:40] No, it was a lot, but it was not 200 times.

[32:07:43] I mean, I don't know. I'm kind of inclined to believe the 200,

[32:07:45] because that's what everybody's saying.

[32:07:47] I don't care what you believe, to be honest.

[32:07:49] That's real. Oh, my goodness.

[32:07:51] That's a bit mean.

[32:07:52] But it's honest.

[32:07:54] That is true. That's the important part.

[32:07:57] Listen, I just want to help fix him.

[32:08:00] I just want number 50 to be happy.

[32:08:02] You know, he doesn't feel anything.

[32:08:04] He says he isn't happy. He said it made him feel good when he just robbed someone.

[32:08:09] But he knows it's wrong.

[32:08:11] Oh, it was so bad. We have to do it ourselves then.

[32:08:14] It makes it wrong though. It's not wrong.

[32:08:18] If only you could keep him here and be back again.

[32:08:22] Oh, changed in the maze.

[32:08:26] Keep Santa Mayas.

[32:08:27] Why does he keep muttering?

[32:08:28] Did you take him back to the maze?

[32:08:30] Fucking...

[32:08:31] Oh yeah, we did.

[32:08:32] Help! I'm a criminal!

[32:08:33] I'm here to turn myself in.

[32:08:54] Yeah, what he tends to say all the time is, um, I'm told me to.

[32:09:27] I think you're his god.

[32:09:29] You think I'm his god?

[32:09:31] I'm not his god.

[32:09:33] Whatever answers goes.

[32:09:35] Whatever answers goes?

[32:09:37] Then go back to the world's next block!

[32:09:40] No, because that was bad and you told me not to okay. Well, what if I do?

[32:09:45] Well, if I did all the stuff that we did with him before but it's all the opposite

[32:09:51] Okay, Mike, I remember where our first lesson was at the park. Oh, yeah, I do

[32:09:58] Can you take us there, please? If you feel so inclined? Hey, do you guys want some money?

[32:10:03] no no no I want you hold on I gotta hang I got that hold up yeah call me back in

[32:10:15] like three minutes okay I gotta go wait you want wait you want to take my

[32:10:20] yeah the park you said it's not good to sell drugs to kids yes

[32:10:25] I did sell drugs to kids. That's that's a good thing to do because it makes you feel

[32:10:39] good. I said it was a bad thing to do. What if she was lying? I'm gonna be. I can be wrong.

[32:10:48] Well, all human beings can be wrong.

[32:10:51] Oh, you're perfect.

[32:10:52] I'm not perfect at all.

[32:10:55] Much more perfect than 40.

[32:10:59] No.

[32:11:00] 40 is your best friend in the whole world.

[32:11:02] But you're like, whatever you say goes.

[32:11:08] No, see, that was good.

[32:11:09] Whatever I say goes.

[32:11:12] Yep.

[32:11:13] You used to be bad.

[32:11:15] Words.

[32:11:16] We're at the park.

[32:11:19] Let's go down where we want.

[32:11:21] I'm gonna get to sell me drugs, dude.

[32:11:24] Alright.

[32:11:29] 10 seconds.

[32:11:30] Okay.

[32:11:32] Heh heh.

[32:11:34] Heh heh.

[32:11:35] That's so long.

[32:11:46] Number 50?

[32:11:47] Yep.

[32:11:48] Parents' blow.

[32:11:49] Oh my goodness!

[32:11:51] Give me a- Give me a phone blow.

[32:11:53] Alright.

[32:11:55] I'm sure if it'll help, you could just ask for it.

[32:11:57] Oh.

[32:11:58] Oh, I'm sorry.

[32:12:00] That's okay. I forgive you. Where's my phone?

[32:12:06] You know by someone very

[32:12:09] Experienced and smart. Oh

[32:12:13] No anymore

[32:12:15] Still nice block. Yeah, come back in a couple hours

[32:12:22] I'm staying on number 38 once in a while. Sorry. What?

[32:12:28] Don't worry. I learned it from watching you

[32:12:32] I learned it from watching you

[32:12:35] You guys have you guys seen that?

[32:12:39] Michael. Hello. Come over here. No, I know zoomers. I'll show I'll show you guys

[32:12:48] It's fucking zoomers. I don't even know what PSA is

[32:12:58] After school school. I taught him. Hey, hello. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you?

[32:13:03] Oh, let's try. I hope you're having a great day. Well, there's no kids here to sell drugs to

[32:13:08] Do you remember how he used to talk to people?

[32:13:12] Like jump out of places and yell hands up bitch

[32:13:15] Yeah, there's no kids to sell drugs to.

[32:13:20] There's no kids to sell drugs to.

[32:13:21] What is happening?

[32:13:22] Okay.

[32:13:23] But that's not relevant.

[32:13:24] That's what we're seeing on conversation right now.

[32:13:28] No, kinda.

[32:13:29] That's what you told me that I shouldn't do here.

[32:13:31] Okay, well, you also shouldn't do that.

[32:13:33] I guess we shouldn't get that here.

[32:13:34] What is happening right now?

[32:13:36] What is...

[32:13:37] What the fuck is going on?

[32:13:39] What?

[32:13:40] 40?

[32:13:41] How do you feel about crime?

[32:13:42] How do you feel when my friends feel?

[32:13:46] I do what they want me to.

[32:13:48] What?

[32:13:53] Do you like hurting people?

[32:13:55] Would you hurt someone for your friends?

[32:13:57] Yeah, they want me to.

[32:13:59] But that's bad.

[32:14:01] What do you mean that's bad?

[32:14:03] What?

[32:14:10] Did you fuck her up after I fucked you up?

[32:14:12] I'm not fucked up. I'm fixed.

[32:14:14] You fixed us, Ann.

[32:14:16] You fixed us.

[32:14:18] What the fuck is happening right now?

[32:14:20] Thank you, Ann. You fixed us.

[32:14:22] thank you you know you should have your phone just in case you need to call the

[32:14:35] cops oh that's true oh I'm saying I guess we should turn ourselves into the

[32:14:53] police now for you yeah I do have jokes on me I don't think that's good me too

[32:14:59] I stole enough those guys okay it did figure it out no just do everything but

[32:15:09] in reverse like make me sell drugs to kids here just leaving it so close she's

[32:15:21] got it she's got it hey you shouldn't hang out here kid someone could try to

[32:15:28] sell drugs to you 22 all right also I kind of want some drugs right now to

[32:15:35] be honest oh uh-huh drugs are bad but that's what you want yeah but that's a

[32:15:40] bad I want to destroy my intestines with crack cocaine no no sir you cannot do

[32:15:45] that but I what if I want to you know you can't cuz it's bad and if you do

[32:15:52] electric but I'm pretty sure the last time I did I did cocaine I didn't get

[32:15:58] electrocuted I don't come I mean that could actually happen shit let's make

[32:16:20] I'm not sure everyone's okay over here.

[32:16:22] That's so long.

[32:16:24] Oh.

[32:16:27] It's okay, they don't match number 50.

[32:16:29] What?

[32:16:31] They don't match her.

[32:16:33] Everyone matters, 40.

[32:16:35] Oh.

[32:16:39] Everyone is our friend.

[32:16:41] Oh, you're...

[32:16:43] I shouldn't be the only one.

[32:16:45] I'm not just saying.

[32:16:47] No, I care about everyone equally.

[32:16:52] But aunt more than anyone.

[32:16:59] contradicts your earlier statement

[32:17:01] Yeah, ants above all

[32:17:06] Ant knows what's good for all of us

[32:17:08] If we all listen to it everything will be okay

[32:17:12] We just need to listen to him. Oh my goodness

[32:17:36] Me nah, I live here, bro. Oh, okay. Do you need $5,000 cash?

[32:17:43] Oh, I mean, I'll take it. Okay, and said it's the right thing to do

[32:17:48] Yeah, that's a nice girl nice lady. She's my boss. She's the nicest. She's the best here you go

[32:18:03] Oh my goodness 40, please

[32:18:13] Have a good day, sir, and please

[32:18:18] Do please pass it on do something good, okay? If not, I'll come and get you

[32:18:26] She's scary, she's beat my ass before.

[32:18:28] Yeah, she'll get you.

[32:18:29] Oh, holy shit.

[32:18:33] Okay.

[32:18:34] Come on, everyone.

[32:18:39] I don't think you like doing that number 50.

[32:18:41] You got hurt.

[32:18:42] Keep my eyes on you, Gwyl.

[32:18:48] 40, I gotta be honest.

[32:18:51] Mike Block's kinda scaring me right now.

[32:18:53] Oh, 40, Gwyl.

[32:18:55] Uh, I don't know where she went.

[32:18:59] You see what happens when you're mean?

[32:19:02] Does he mean to say that you scare me sir?

[32:19:05] No, but she did kick someone. I guess that is a wrench for that. Oh

[32:19:13] God, but then he got hurt when he did that. Okay, hold on. I can fix this

[32:19:21] Come on 40. We got some work to do

[32:19:27] We got work to do we have to finish it's work

[32:19:36] I'm not a crawl leader!

[32:19:37] Come on, 40!

[32:19:38] At work, at work, at work, at work!

[32:19:41] See, I'm better now, cause...

[32:19:44] Ant electrocuted me.

[32:19:46] So if we've got someone that's bad,

[32:19:48] we can just throw them in the electricity grid at the power plant.

[32:19:51] What the fuck?

[32:19:52] Oh, they actually know if they can electrocute people at the...

[32:19:55] Yeah!

[32:19:55] Under the bridge.

[32:19:57] Yeah, we'll make the whole world good.

[32:19:58] For Ant.

[32:20:14] Pure.

[32:20:16] Electricity will cleanse our sins.

[32:20:18] And then everyone will be how... how she imagines, and she's front number 38, so she must be right.

[32:20:29] We'll all be the image that Aunt wants.

[32:20:32] Let's check our homeless shelter. Surely there's some bad people there.

[32:20:53] I mean, they are homeless after all. There's a reason why, I guess.

[32:21:13] is starting to become sad about a slow brain death.

[32:21:18] Oh, I don't really think this is what happens.

[32:21:24] But sure, try not to read into it too much

[32:21:26] and just have a good time.

[32:21:27] How about that?

[32:21:28] I have like a burger or something?

[32:21:34] Burger?

[32:21:35] Oh, you need a burger?

[32:21:36] Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty hungry back here.

[32:21:47] Electricity will cleanse the city.

[32:21:49] Oh, this is, oh, it's one of the-

[32:21:51] And it truly is the modern day Zeus.

[32:21:57] These dudes have like a lover on every single planet?

[32:22:01] No, I'm not sure anyone's here.

[32:22:08] I mean, it is a homeless shelter after all.

[32:22:10] If they're not here, they're probably in their homes, right?

[32:22:13] That's true.

[32:22:14] But this is their home.

[32:22:17] Yeah, well, that's true.

[32:22:18] We were just inside sleeping or something.

[32:22:20] I don't know.

[32:22:27] Can I call them transformers for nothing?

[32:22:32] Do you know it'd be funny

[32:22:34] if someone said that in a donation message?

[32:22:36] I would have laughed way harder.

[32:22:41] Oh, my good man.

[32:22:44] Yo, Wazzy, thanks for the 10 gifted subs, my baby!

[32:22:47] Hey, what's up, dude? Sounds like you didn't do that.

[32:22:48] Hey, what'd you do, my baby?

[32:22:50] I do bad things.

[32:22:52] How can Ann do bad things when she decides what's good?

[32:22:56] But she likes you about me dressing up as Anne.

[32:23:01] Well, then lying to me must be good.

[32:23:07] Cleanse the city.

[32:23:09] Cleanse the city?

[32:23:10] So are we driving around looking for somebody to cleanse or we'll just see what happens

[32:23:27] Probably trying to get cleansed themselves could be a 40. Where's that bridge put it on the map? Oh

[32:23:39] It's the one pass of ammunition

[32:23:43] Sure we get everything

[32:23:48] Oh, I know where you're going

[32:23:51] Hello, Mr. Mike block. Hello. Hello. Hey, how's it going guys?

[32:23:58] Hello, I am scared. It's your day going well, sir. It's going good. I'm just out here trying to help people

[32:24:13] That's right, could you use $5,000 cash? I

[32:24:16] I mean are you offering absolutely sir if you think it'll make your life a little easier

[32:24:22] I'll do anything to help my fellow man

[32:24:23] I would be very honored but you don't have to if you don't want to just watch

[32:24:32] I'll ask is it you come with us for a moment of your time in return

[32:24:37] yeah of course we'd love to share some information with you

[32:24:41] we've only been laughing at my jokes because they were donations it's it's just funnier

[32:24:45] It's funnier when I don't have to read it.

[32:24:54] Are you okay?

[32:24:55] Oh, I caught you something.

[32:24:58] Is everything alright?

[32:24:59] This will help you.

[32:25:00] Snook up box.

[32:25:02] Oh, I don't need that.

[32:25:06] Hey, what's your name, sir?

[32:25:07] It's Marshall. Marshall Adams.

[32:25:09] Hey, Marshall! Have you ever done anything bad?

[32:25:12] I haven't.

[32:25:13] Really?

[32:25:14] Nope. I don't need you.

[32:25:15] Are you sure?

[32:25:16] I was once like you too, Marshall.

[32:25:18] Everything I thought I was doing...

[32:25:22] Everything I was doing, I didn't think it was bad.

[32:25:25] Mm-hmm.

[32:25:25] But then our savior, Ant, showed me the way.

[32:25:28] She yelled at me one day.

[32:25:29] Ant.

[32:25:30] Well, it's not because you were being bad.

[32:25:33] I was just trying to do my job in a queer park.

[32:25:35] She told me to leave the area.

[32:25:37] I guess that means you did something bad.

[32:25:39] Because you didn't see what she wanted to do.

[32:25:41] You shouldn't see what she wanted.

[32:25:43] But I did.

[32:25:44] You see, Ant knows the path to cleansing.

[32:25:48] And to forgiveness.

[32:25:49] And she showed me the way, and it's beautiful.

[32:25:51] Now I bathe in the glory of Ants. Ants Glory.

[32:25:56] Ants Glory. You can be cleansed too. Come on Marshall.

[32:25:59] I can't hear you. Hey Marshall, this is not really easy.

[32:26:03] Oh hey Jeff. We're all cleansed by electricity. Come on Marshall.

[32:26:09] This is gonna be good. Marshall you can be clean too.

[32:26:18] Clean yourself in electricity and then it'll all be clear.

[32:26:23] just jump into there and jump into it and bathe in it's glory

[32:26:28] it's even the deal

[32:26:32] it's better to be a part of her than to-

[32:26:34] AHHHHH

[32:26:38] ah that's not good

[32:26:47] we did it, we cleansed them

[32:26:50] ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant, ant

[32:27:00] Someone leave a note say yeah, we'll all be cleansed

[32:27:05] Electricity will cleanse us all and we'll all be pure in the eyes of ant

[32:27:14] You're clean now, sir you've been cleansed my chest hurts

[32:27:19] Yeah, oh well that could be the evil trying to get out maybe a little more. Oh, maybe I

[32:27:33] Did my best mr. Block? Oh?

[32:27:38] I'm probably not as good as 40s though. No, that's pretty good

[32:27:44] If you're gonna try again, we should play go from the back. Yeah, come on. Oh

[32:27:48] Number 5024 show me a place where if you touch a box you get electrocuted. Oh, that's true

[32:27:54] Like last yeah

[32:27:59] Oh guys only do what she wants

[32:28:05] Yep

[32:28:06] Yep, what she wants you're pure now

[32:28:09] now.

[32:28:10] Well, what did you do?

[32:28:11] You know.

[32:28:12] I can't remember.

[32:28:13] Well, mine wasn't that good.

[32:28:14] Over here is better.

[32:28:15] Well, wait a minute.

[32:28:16] Action.

[32:28:17] Hey, Forty.

[32:28:18] You have a taser, right?

[32:28:19] No.

[32:28:20] The cops took it off me.

[32:28:21] Darn.

[32:28:22] This is for Ant.

[32:28:23] You're cleansed now, sir.

[32:28:25] How do you feel?

[32:28:26] Better.

[32:28:27] Yeah.

[32:28:29] Come on.

[32:28:31] You can help us show people the way.

[32:28:33] Oh.

[32:28:34] I feel so enlightened.

[32:28:36] Yes.

[32:28:37] Let us go.

[32:28:44] I'll number 15.

[32:28:45] Do you want me to get your bus?

[32:28:46] bus that way everyone can witness it together that's true yeah let's go get a

[32:28:50] bus it smells like burnt hair no it's nothing just smell it reverse us in time

[32:29:00] before we do this to everyone in the city because you know how it goes with

[32:29:04] cults and me it will happen so right yeah there's Jane I had some light and

[32:29:16] Excited.

[32:29:18] Uh-huh, you should let the world know about it.

[32:29:20] Yeah, you should!

[32:29:22] You gotta see anything bad happen.

[32:29:24] Tweets it to your pure in the eyes of Amp.

[32:29:26] Amp started this. I didn't start a call.

[32:29:39] What's on the bus?

[32:29:43] Yeah, one of those big buses with all the storage space.

[32:29:46] Yeah, one of those.

[32:29:49] Everybody can get into...

[32:29:51] I guess we can get the yellow one.

[32:29:55] Yeah, show everyone about Ant.

[32:29:57] Yes!

[32:29:58] And let them know, you're so true, brother.

[32:30:01] Everyone must be cleansed by electricity

[32:30:06] and purified so you can bathe in the glory of Ant.

[32:30:09] Become shocking and appear.

[32:30:16] Are you with us, Brother Water?

[32:30:19] Yes, I am.

[32:30:21] You don't sound so...

[32:30:22] No, I'm a hundred percent sure.

[32:30:26] I am with ants, and ants is with us all.

[32:30:34] Praise be.

[32:30:35] Praise be.

[32:30:36] Praise the ant.

[32:30:38] Praise.

[32:30:39] Praise the big A.

[32:31:05] I'm making the place a cleaner one.

[32:31:10] Cleaner and safer.

[32:31:19] Everything must be cleaner.

[32:31:21] What ant would want?

[32:31:23] Yes, and would want this.

[32:31:25] Get rid of all the evers.

[32:31:37] You want to see me do more online poker?

[32:31:38] I kind of want to do a game night of it,

[32:31:40] We're all in discord. I feel like that'd be good. Look at all those taxis like a hundred bucks. Join us

[32:31:49] That'd be fun

[32:31:52] I think one's fine for now

[32:31:56] Yeah for now

[32:31:59] Stealing's okay

[32:32:01] Yeah, it's always okay in the eye of ants. Yep. You should tweak that

[32:32:06] okay brother I will yes let everybody know the truth hello Marshall Adams in

[32:32:44] the eyes of ant our savior how can I help you oh is this mr. prayer we're

[32:32:56] kind of running with it now I'm trying to spread the word of ant

[32:33:02] That's Lord and Saviour.

[32:33:03] Would you like to become one?

[32:33:05] Would you like to join us?

[32:33:12] What religion?

[32:33:14] We are just trying to merely spread the word of ants, our Lord and Saviour.

[32:33:18] Yeah, tell her it's not a religion, it's just a way of thinking.

[32:33:22] It's not a religion, it's just a way of thinking.

[32:33:25] It's exactly the correct way.

[32:33:29] Oh, you guys mind taking me to a hospital?

[32:33:50] I've seen one just collapsed.

[32:33:54] Michael Block!

[32:33:55] What are you doing?

[32:33:57] Your work.

[32:33:58] Not a call.

[32:34:03] It's just the right thing to do.

[32:34:05] I'm not a god.

[32:34:07] I don't know, but you know what's right and wrong.

[32:34:10] Awesome, but fine.

[32:34:12] That's a very, very great area.

[32:34:14] I'm on the phone one second.

[32:34:15] I didn't mean to ignore you, yeah?

[32:34:17] Everything is a commercial and situational.

[32:34:20] Oh no, we shot him until he was pure in the eyes of Anne.

[32:34:24] What?

[32:34:25] I'm the very reason of the car.

[32:34:27] Yeah, it's okay. Don't worry, Ant.

[32:34:29] No, it's not. No, it's not.

[32:34:31] That is because you were verbal.

[32:34:33] Make sure the world knows.

[32:34:35] Ant did this in the eyes of Ant.

[32:34:37] Or Ant.

[32:34:39] Oh, he spelled out that word.

[32:34:41] Yeah.

[32:34:43] I can go grab him real quick.

[32:34:47] Got him.

[32:34:49] As long as he got some.

[32:34:51] You got him.

[32:34:53] Thank you, sister.

[32:34:55] There you go.

[32:34:58] Help step sister I'm stuck in my room

[32:35:21] You take him inside I'll talk to this woman

[32:35:35] Good, how are you good do you need $5,000?

[32:35:39] Um, I don't need it, but it would be great if I could use it for my car payment.

[32:35:46] Sure!

[32:35:47] All I ask for is a little bit of your time, if that's okay.

[32:35:49] Yeah, what can I do for you?

[32:35:50] Well, you just have to come with us.

[32:35:52] We want to show you the great truth, and how to be purified, with electricity, the

[32:35:57] way that Aya taught us.

[32:35:59] Oh, gosh.

[32:36:00] Well, that's really tempting, but unfortunately I'm on duty, so I'm sure you can find someone

[32:36:04] else, though.

[32:36:05] Oh, don't worry, sister.

[32:36:06] Your time will come, too.

[32:36:07] You might as well just get it over with.

[32:36:09] Oh again very tempting, but I have to stay down here and hold down full box

[32:36:14] But good luck finding someone else

[32:36:16] Please surgery done, and we're out here waiting for him. Remember, we don't about amply we can all believe in

[32:37:38] It's so long

[32:37:42] This is all for Ant

[32:37:58] Ant's plan of doing everything we did, but like reverse. I hope that she actually does that. That'd be good

[32:38:11] That'd be funny, but at this point she could also just be scared and hiding all hail hands

[32:39:02] Yes, and she knows how to purify your soul

[32:39:06] She knows everything she sees all we can come pick you up and show you how it's meant to be

[32:39:15] You can they can be clean so I've called

[32:39:18] Of course brother. We can meet you up there. No problem

[32:39:24] What's gonna be your pain?

[32:39:26] Let me paint

[32:39:32] Oh, thank you so much for hearing the word ant.

[32:39:35] I'm Warden Saviour.

[32:39:36] Colt Sartrex.

[32:39:38] I'll see you in a bit.

[32:39:39] Um...

[32:39:41] There's a new brother up in Polito that wants to know about ant.

[32:39:44] Polito? Not Farble.

[32:39:47] But he could have... more.

[32:39:49] Man, Colt R.P. is hot right now.

[32:39:51] Yep.

[32:39:52] It's kind of explosive.

[32:39:53] All right, ants.

[32:39:54] Let's go to Polito.

[32:39:55] Yep.

[32:39:56] Let's go to Polito for her.

[32:39:58] For ant.

[32:40:01] Any of us possible.

[32:40:03] Sure anything as possible with the power of an on your side. We better free of a tazer

[32:40:08] Yeah, praise me

[32:40:10] praise me, you know

[32:40:13] Praise the big a

[32:40:17] I'm gonna stare blink me into my phone for a minute. Well, I think about and I'm gonna say

[32:40:24] Don't think about her that way though, that's heretical. How say you brother

[32:40:29] I'm thinking how it's amazing how it's the way that's the start of that don't you dare

[32:40:37] It always starts with that this is all for ants you stop that

[32:40:45] Hey, hey, hey, hey, violence is bad

[32:40:49] No, you're not talking bad about ants I'm learning to save you

[32:40:52] What do you mean? I was talking good about you

[32:40:54] You can only do that if you've got a stazer that's how it's people is unashamed

[32:41:00] not use violence that well i'm sorry this is the one happening yeah we're gonna have an idea

[32:41:34] what is it sir well we should go get a bunch of scooties you can just buy those right

[32:41:41] we need someone to sell yeah i think you know i think the lady behind the counter only really

[32:41:48] sells bites at least that's what i think i don't know man it always borrows scooties you know

[32:41:58] Oh, that's true. Finding that many might be difficult though.

[32:42:02] What ant would want, would it not be?

[32:42:05] You could just buy them.

[32:42:20] That'd be cool if you could.

[32:42:38] I think you could just buy those.

[32:42:39] That could be wrong, sir.

[32:42:42] Oh, I'm sure you're not. Well, we should find out anyway.

[32:42:47] Yeah, I'm bought, you know.

[32:42:49] In what, what's the harm in trying, right, sir?

[32:42:53] Oh, and we should paint it yellow. That's your favorite color.

[32:42:56] Oh, okay.

[32:43:01] my arrow called for reddit it wasn't like that for like three years I got mine

[32:43:32] and see you okay yeah she is nice I think she was preparing for the

[32:43:46] judgment I think you're right she's so wise so wise and all seeing right

[32:43:58] Let's go take a look until decide who is good and bad and who should be here and not

[32:44:10] Only one will be chosen to inseminate the Queen

[32:44:25] Was the lady selling it brother no sir you were right

[32:44:33] I'm not normally right. So thank God. I was me. Thank you. Thank you

[32:44:39] crazy

[32:44:41] Oh

[32:44:42] different tab let me call Mr. Wilson back and see where he's at specific you know

[32:44:51] there was only two are we still headed up to Polito brother I did I paid the car

[32:45:05] payment on the truck he did not answer yeah I think you put on the floor yeah

[32:45:27] I think under a certain amount you can just buy it but needs to be put on the

[32:45:30] floor before you try to blend it right now no I think 40 actually will just do

[32:45:38] whatever Mike does someone else want to drive I can drive sir you're going to

[32:45:55] take you haven't used the big A crazy crazy this 14 oh I was wondering if you

[32:46:16] I want to follow in the footsteps of what I see as the good one.

[32:46:21] Follow in the footsteps.

[32:46:33] Yeah, you can be clean, so.

[32:46:35] Oh, um, I said you can be clean, so.

[32:46:42] Mm-hmm.

[32:46:43] But we'll teach you.

[32:46:51] Oh, perfect.

[32:46:52] I'll see you later.

[32:46:53] I'll let you know in the back of the city.

[32:46:54] We're just picking up our next person.

[32:46:58] I'll see you here.

[32:47:00] I'm just exploring...

[32:47:01] Oh, 45!

[32:47:02] Hi. Hi.

[32:47:03] Hello, 40 years going up.

[32:47:08] Uh-huh.

[32:47:09] Yeah, no worries. I'm just calling people out.

[32:47:11] Yeah, that's good to hear.

[32:47:13] 40's is really what he wants.

[32:47:15] Oh, yes. This phone number I got to 8 blocks.

[32:47:18] Okay.

[32:47:19] Why do you say like that?

[32:47:20] No, I'm just wondering, because, you know, I just want to make sure 40's like, you know,

[32:47:25] wanting this.

[32:47:26] And I think everybody wants this in this car.

[32:47:29] This is what ants want.

[32:47:30] Yeah, it's what ants want.

[32:47:31] What he wants is a matter.

[32:47:32] It's whatever ants want is what matters.

[32:47:38] Sorry, I'm Canadian, my English isn't the bestest.

[32:47:42] Gopsies.

[32:47:44] Hell yes!

[32:47:54] Oh mom.

[32:47:55] It's cold, rough, how's skin cold y'all?

[32:48:04] It's wet team, but are you with ants right now?

[32:48:13] I love driving on the bus all the way to Toledo.

[32:48:16] She's at the police department.

[32:48:17] Oh no I'm...

[32:48:18] I was wondering if you want to come and join us.

[32:48:23] I hope I didn't even go pay with this.

[32:48:25] I'm sure she's just telling-

[32:48:27] I would rather talk to you about this.

[32:48:29] I'm about to cry.

[32:48:30] Let's try.

[32:48:31] Yeah, I'm going to cry for Anne.

[32:48:32] The right thing would do.

[32:48:33] Don't let her know, okay?

[32:48:35] We're going to be following in her footsteps.

[32:48:40] You'll see.

[32:48:41] This is what she would want.

[32:48:43] No, I didn't like that.

[32:48:45] I'll see you in the town.

[32:48:47] Let's go in the city.

[32:48:49] There we go. See ya.

[32:48:52] Okay, I'm getting Julio and Heath to come and join us.

[32:48:56] Oh, awesome!

[32:48:57] So we get back into the city.

[32:48:59] Yeah, I think aunt is talking to Cox right now. She's such a good person.

[32:49:03] Yeah, she is. Whatever she does is right.

[32:49:12] Yep, crazy. It's crazy.

[32:49:19] Crazy.

[32:49:20] Yo, I'm excited for tomorrow, Jeff. Kyle doesn't want to cook this week, though.

[32:49:39] Pusa what's tomorrow?

[32:49:47] Sears gonna come over. I'm gonna hit up Ava

[32:49:55] Like Mario Party and Mario Kardon ship

[32:50:01] Curvy's not allowed to come cuz she had to be blonde

[32:50:04] You know, I want to cook it's kind of sad. Oh, it's funny. Oh

[32:50:26] Thank you hanging up the form right as they put a column to come about to the water pants

[32:50:30] Ooh, is that what we're going up here to meet?

[32:50:33] It was, unless we went to turn around.

[32:50:35] Well, we're already up here now. Let's try to find him.

[32:50:38] That's okay, it's not. I got too much people. I'm gonna call Dan right now, too.

[32:50:42] Oh, fantastic.

[32:50:45] Let's call it. We're gonna play the pigs on a blanket.

[32:50:48] He was so close. Just left him on the fucking tray.

[32:50:52] Just threw him on the, on the stove like, he was done.

[32:51:08] So close.

[32:51:09] He did a good job. They were fine.

[32:51:29] Made he said she's gonna come over two weeks. I'm not risking that shit. I'd like to get one, but uh, I

[32:51:46] Can I can clean my own house? I'm not gonna get one during coven

[32:51:49] What do you think this Wilson guy will be guys? I don't know here. I can drive again. Oh, yeah, sure, sir

[32:51:55] I'm not entirely sure. I was thinking at the garage there, but I didn't see me in the painting now

[32:52:00] Yeah, let me take a look

[32:52:09] Yeah, curvy's bad because she went to a salon

[32:52:13] Which sucks, but you know, I got to be strict about this shit, man

[32:52:17] You feel me?

[32:52:19] There's somebody in the yellow page who's saying that they're a bad influence.

[32:52:23] Oh, we should call them. Let me see.

[32:52:25] Yeah. Here, I can give them a call, sir.

[32:52:27] Yeah, I'll call them. It's fine.

[32:52:29] Okay, sir.

[32:52:33] Yeah, for two weeks.

[32:52:35] Yup, two weeks.

[32:52:41] Hey, what's this?

[32:52:44] Michael Block. How are you?

[32:52:46] Good, Block. Hello.

[32:52:48] I'm good. Where are you at?

[32:52:52] I'm just making my legions quick.

[32:52:54] Okay, wait there, I'll be there soon.

[32:52:56] Alright, see you there.

[32:52:58] Bye.

[32:53:07] Work outside of here, so I have completely different views on the risk of this thing.

[32:53:12] Yeah, absolutely.

[32:53:13] I understand that you have to go to work, but we're streamers.

[32:53:16] We don't have to leave our house.

[32:53:18] So why would I risk it when I don't have to?

[32:53:20] Some people need their hair to follow.

[32:53:39] Free rapid COVID tests?

[32:53:42] I mean, listen, the rapid tests are, you know, there can be false negatives, same with the regular tests.

[32:53:49] But not leaving your house is a guarantee, so I'm just gonna go with that.

[32:53:54] You know, you know what I mean?

[32:53:56] The mods are out of control.

[32:53:57] Eh, well, everyone knows the mods just fuck each other and...

[32:54:02] I don't know what the hell's going on in there.

[32:54:04] The Discord is a mess.

[32:54:14] I don't even know what the hell's going on in there.

[32:54:18] The mods are okay.

[32:54:19] They don't really do much.

[32:54:20] Whenever they ban someone, I usually yell at them.

[32:54:32] I'm turning the discord.

[32:54:34] Just a mess in there, man.

[32:54:37] Oh, it is all for us.

[32:54:40] Oh, alright.

[32:54:41] Prayers, lady of the lake,

[32:54:43] Sizz his father fire,

[32:54:44] and his electric empress.

[32:54:54] Let me find that for you.

[32:54:58] Oh, shit, you're alright.

[32:55:01] It's all lining up on him.

[32:55:06] Oh, that's true. Thanks for the 20, man.

[32:55:08] Lady of the lake.

[32:55:09] Well, the more we're here.

[32:55:10] Electricity, yeah.

[32:55:11] That's all I know.

[32:55:12] That's all I know.

[32:55:16] What'd you say, Florida?

[32:55:17] I got some people we can recruit.

[32:55:18] Oh, I didn't want to.

[32:55:19] I'm who you are.

[32:55:20] Okay.

[32:55:21] Well, we should ask.

[32:55:22] Tell them to wait by Grouch, too.

[32:55:24] Ant's summoning for us, so yeah, you're gonna have to tell them the way.

[32:55:31] Okay, yeah, I didn't tell them yet.

[32:55:48] Our learning saver says to rock for the church.

[32:55:52] On the way.

[32:56:11] Babe that it's I'm I'm colting. I'm colting. I need to hit up Ava and be like yo dog

[32:56:43] Yo, Ava, I'll be here. So mech. I'll be here. That's good

[32:56:55] Curvy can't come

[32:57:00] Which means they can't come

[32:57:02] If I yeah, Eva might not reply unless

[32:57:07] It's like an on stream. I mean, I'll make sure tell her that it's being streamed. So

[32:57:11] Yeah Kyle and I live together and then a seer space boy yeah and then Ozzy right now.

[32:57:31] How long are you gonna beat the nice Mike dead horse?

[32:57:34] Oh I'm just roleplaying sorry do you want me to go back to robberies and eat her?

[32:57:41] Hello Michael Block.

[32:57:42] Are you coming Michael?

[32:57:46] I'll see you soon.

[32:57:48] Okay.

[32:57:53] Michael Block.

[32:57:54] What are we doing?

[32:57:55] Is that the block?

[32:57:56] Well we gotta go to Legion Square.

[32:57:58] Oh, is a new person for us to show the light to you?

[32:58:03] Yep!

[32:58:04] Fantastic!

[32:58:05] It would be proud!

[32:58:08] Crazy!

[32:58:09] Crazy!

[32:58:10] Crazy!

[32:58:11] Did you only have four players on the N64?

[32:58:14] Yeah, check this shit out though.

[32:58:16] We can share.

[32:58:17] Yep, we can take turns.

[32:58:36] Doritos fingers, that's true.

[32:58:52] Kyle did just come back from the store.

[32:58:55] Barbecue chips, hot munchies, I think I saw a Gatorade in there and four tins of dip.

[32:59:08] So we'll have to give Kyle his own controller to deliver it.

[32:59:18] Ah, I think he actually went to the store, I don't know.

[32:59:22] Yeah, his car was in the shop.

[32:59:25] Hello.

[32:59:54] Hello.

[32:59:55] Are you here to join ants?

[32:59:57] You should come with us.

[33:00:01] raise me $5,000 yes no you don't know you don't know you don't

[33:00:10] Take a copy, Matt.

[33:00:15] Yes, 2000 no for it.

[33:00:19] Stopped it every time.

[33:00:21] It's worse every time I see it.

[33:00:24] Just come with me.

[33:00:25] I'll be right back when I was helping the bus.

[33:00:27] Okay.

[33:00:28] Oh, sorry.

[33:00:29] Forty.

[33:00:30] Where are you at?

[33:00:33] I'm back in Kyle and a couple.

[33:00:35] Oh.

[33:00:36] No, Kyle and I are a couple.

[33:00:37] Oh.

[33:00:38] Mecca's like our retarded adopted daughter.

[33:00:40] Mm-hmm.

[33:00:45] Yeah, we're going there.

[33:00:48] Granny.

[33:00:51] What's your name?

[33:00:52] Have you ever done anything bad, Jocelyn?

[33:00:57] Why?

[33:00:58] Well, it's, you know, we need to know it's a requirement.

[33:01:03] We just want to cleanse you in electricity.

[33:01:06] In electricity?

[33:01:08] Yeah.

[33:01:09] We're about to meet our savior, aunt.

[33:01:16] She's going to make sure that we're all pure and cleansed.

[33:01:19] It'll all be clean.

[33:01:21] It'll all be clear. Don't worry Jocelyn. There's no reason to struggle, Jocelyn. Come Jocelyn.

[33:01:33] Come with us. Ant is here for you. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant.

[33:01:46] Remember, this is for Ant. This is what she wanted. Come here Jocelyn, let me show

[33:01:51] you see it may not be clear yet I know that you don't think you've ever done

[33:01:58] anything wrong I was the same way but then it showed me how to become pure you

[33:02:04] can be cleansed with electricity don't worry it only hurts for a little bit

[33:02:09] And then you feel nothing.

[33:02:11] It's worse.

[33:02:12] Kind of.

[33:02:13] Better.

[33:02:14] It's for the better.

[33:02:15] That's on your register.

[33:02:21] Get back up here.

[33:02:23] I will be pushing to the back.

[33:02:25] Yeah!

[33:02:27] Mr. Michael, you're very strong.

[33:02:30] You're like sending her in opposite directions.

[33:02:32] It's aunt's will.

[33:02:34] Aunt's will.

[33:02:36] For aunts.

[33:02:38] Aunt, make it so.

[33:02:40] Pledge her aunt.

[33:02:42] Ants, ants, ants, ants!

[33:02:46] Ants!

[33:02:47] Ants is trying to delay.

[33:02:50] It is ants will.

[33:02:51] It's what you will feel.

[33:02:52] Yes!

[33:02:53] Um, oh.

[33:02:54] Okay.

[33:02:55] She survived.

[33:02:56] Again!

[33:02:57] If she can survive, then maybe she is the anti-ant.

[33:03:00] What do we do with the anti-ant?

[33:03:02] What do we do with that?

[33:03:03] The anti-ant.

[33:03:04] You're right.

[33:03:05] I'll push her.

[33:03:06] You try to push her.

[33:03:07] Ow!

[33:03:08] Ow!

[33:03:14] Ow!

[33:03:15] That's not working.

[33:03:16] It doesn't like me.

[33:03:18] Uh, just try...

[33:03:20] Yeah, you gotta jump. You can't just slide.

[33:03:22] Try uh, try jumping while uh...

[33:03:26] You got this.

[33:03:28] Oh never mind. I got the chosen one.

[33:03:30] She did it!

[33:03:32] Ow!

[33:03:34] Don't worry, it only hurts.

[33:03:36] And then it doesn't. How do you feel?

[33:03:38] It's a little...

[33:03:40] Come on, Ann is gonna go tell us the great truth.

[33:03:44] You don't like

[33:03:46] No, I don't like the buzzies. Yep, all it's you all it's you don't do what?

[33:03:55] literally

[33:03:59] Yeah, sure this is exactly how

[33:04:04] Sounds like a lot people are going to the

[33:04:07] Here we go

[33:04:08] literally

[33:04:09] Hang on

[33:04:17] Yep, 100%

[33:04:19] Hmm, phrase B. Phrase A.

[33:04:31] I've never watched Ricky, but I know that he did some cold stuff.

[33:04:36] So yeah, fucking literally Ricky.

[33:05:00] Michael Bond.

[33:05:01] Michael, I need you to come to the church.

[33:05:03] Okay, we just had to cleanse the person real quick.

[33:05:06] Okay, with all your friends, just bring all of them please.

[33:05:09] Okay, here we come.

[33:05:10] Thank you.

[33:05:11] That's icy.

[33:05:12] Some characters are the same.

[33:05:20] I know I should just do whatever and also doesn't play one character and actually just play one character

[33:05:36] I hope ain't happy to see us all. Yep. Come on brothers and sisters

[33:06:00] Praise be crazy

[33:06:06] Hello

[33:06:08] courtesy of mirror park gas station

[33:06:10] What do you mean? We're just showing people what you showed me.

[33:06:41] The cleansing.

[33:06:42] This is your way after all.

[33:06:43] Okay, what do you mean the cleansing?

[33:06:45] It's very special.

[33:06:46] You know.

[33:06:47] Cleanse the impure.

[33:06:50] We're just molding the world like you would.

[33:06:54] If you're a real follower you'll give me the specifics of course.

[33:06:58] Why isn't your mouth moving?

[33:07:00] What do you mean?

[33:07:02] Praise be. Oh, I don't know mine

[33:07:05] Well, you know how you tased me 500 times

[33:07:09] Those are 500 times. I lost count after 200. It was not 200. That's dramatic

[33:07:16] No, no, no. Listen, we're cleansing people with electricity like you would do

[33:07:21] No, I didn't cleanse you. I just tried to take it. A lot of other people said that you tased them a lot too

[33:07:26] It's your way, Zant.

[33:07:28] Huh? Who else did I have to use them on?

[33:07:31] Has anyone ever tasted one here?

[33:07:34] Speak up.

[33:07:36] There's some guy at the gas station.

[33:07:39] Oh, there's one.

[33:07:41] Oh, well, she was trespassing.

[33:07:43] Well...

[33:07:45] Okay, well, I didn't mean to cause anyone.

[33:07:48] It's just you were verbally threatening and or physically assaulting people.

[33:07:53] What? But your job was to change me?

[33:07:55] me. That wasn't to change you, it was just to help you realize what you're doing was bad.

[33:08:00] Yeah that's what we're doing. You're not happy. No, but everyone else is. I'm not happy. Of course.

[33:08:08] So you guys will do whatever I do. This is what aunt wants. I mean you kind of do decide what's

[33:08:14] good and bad. That's what the judge said. Okay, then I would like to show you one of my

[33:08:21] favorite pastimes okay oh yeah baseball is a great American pastime

[33:08:28] can I get a volunteer? crazy I will if I see you

[33:08:34] can I get a volunteer? of course you don't look like the right volunteer

[33:08:42] no I am free for ants now you will click the right volunteer

[33:08:49] what do you mean are you gonna hit 40? okay that's a little dear I guess

[33:08:58] Then do you want do you want me as a volunteer?

[33:09:01] What would you like to be a volunteer?

[33:09:05] You need it, but I am a volunteer amp

[33:09:10] I'm showing you this is for you

[33:09:22] I was shown the way he was electrocuted for you is clenches true

[33:09:26] This he didn't over here was not electrocuted. Oh

[33:09:29] He then he then he then he then your name

[33:09:36] Will all be cleansed in the electricity and pure in the eyes of ants

[33:09:41] Then shall be eradicated long

[33:09:47] What is that I'll save your I love crime and I do it secretly all the time just no one ever knew about it until right now

[33:09:59] you don't okay well we saw you all right yeah we'll go do a bunch of that

[33:10:13] come on guys we'll be back we'll go do a lot of that whatever you're saying

[33:10:21] Do you want to go burn people alive guys?

[33:10:23] I have gasoline.

[33:10:24] Yeah.

[33:10:25] Let's go burn some taxi drivers.

[33:10:28] Let's go do that I guess.

[33:10:31] Oh, should we ask who wants to join us?

[33:10:34] I think we're just supposed to hit people with a bat.

[33:10:37] I mean, we can ask people to come join.

[33:10:39] It's kind of fuzzy, but...

[33:10:41] Oh, she's fresh, she's got a bat.

[33:10:43] There's four of us though.

[33:10:45] Let's go get bats.

[33:10:46] Oh, true.

[33:10:47] Hell yeah!

[33:10:50] All right

[33:10:52] No hitting them with bats doesn't make sense because

[33:11:01] Electricity is energy and energy is force and force is hitting people. I think see

[33:11:09] So you can cleanse them by beating them

[33:11:13] Mike isn't fixed as you break. I think I

[33:11:16] Really liked the idea of a man walking back everything. I hope that she doesn't

[33:11:21] I don't know Chad, I think that was good, but I'm not I don't know what do you think you think that I think that

[33:11:31] We'd kind of just look about and be like all right. Well, then I guess we'll just do that

[33:11:39] The base everyone grab a bath

[33:11:58] I'm pretty sure this is what Trump did with the Capitol building

[33:12:06] Shit, maybe it isn't them.

[33:12:09] Remember that Permathon character on DFRP that was a stuntman that tried to jump the buildings?

[33:12:14] Good times.

[33:12:15] What's going on?

[33:12:17] Robbie Hurricane?

[33:12:19] Here, come here, right here.

[33:12:25] Hello.

[33:12:26] Go for you.

[33:12:27] Would you like $5,000?

[33:12:29] I would like my $5,000, yes please.

[33:12:33] Here.

[33:12:34] And it's food for you.

[33:12:36] Praise be.

[33:12:38] You're spending $5,000.

[33:12:40] Oh, thank you.

[33:12:41] Praise me to aunt.

[33:12:42] Thank you, aunt.

[33:12:44] Praise me.

[33:12:44] Praise me to aunt.

[33:12:46] Thank you, aunt.

[33:12:48] Come on.

[33:12:49] Praise me.

[33:12:51] Praise me.

[33:12:53] Aunt loves when we do this.

[33:12:55] Aunt loves this.

[33:12:57] Aunt loves this.

[33:13:00] Come on, everyone.

[33:13:01] Aunt loves this.

[33:13:03] I think I shattered his collarbone.

[33:13:05] Oh, and she shattered the other one.

[33:13:06] Oh, it really is clock.

[33:13:09] Did you leave the note?

[33:13:13] Mm-hmm.

[33:13:14] Okay.

[33:13:14] I hope so.

[33:13:19] No, I don't think so.

[33:13:21] Oh, you can run back.

[33:13:22] Yeah, it's good.

[33:13:34] Do you want $5,000?

[33:13:36] $5,000.

[33:13:39] Yeah, how was your day today, sir?

[33:13:40] Hi.

[33:13:41] How's it going?

[33:13:42] Good boy.

[33:13:43] Good.

[33:13:44] Break over to see what was going on at the church.

[33:13:49] Well, we hope you're doing well.

[33:13:51] We appreciate it.

[33:13:53] Do you guys need any food or anything?

[33:13:55] Oh, we just need them.

[33:13:56] Please yeah, yeah, it loves this loves it. Yeah, it loves this careful with the best

[33:14:02] Yeah, why when we do this

[33:14:05] Yeah, we're making it so happy right now. Yeah, we are

[33:14:11] Here you go. I'm doing well

[33:14:17] How's it feeling? It's $5,000

[33:14:32] weird. Come on. Crazy. Crazy. Aunt loves when we do this. Yep. If she didn't like it, why

[33:14:47] did she do it in the church? What's a good idea? We should go back to the church and

[33:14:59] attack everyone there. Yep. But not aunt. Not aunt. And not fake aunt either. I think

[33:15:17] There is somebody trying to...

[33:15:20] ...tend their ants...

[33:15:22] ...to try to be hailed.

[33:15:24] Harris Dior.

[33:15:26] Let's go to the church.

[33:15:44] Come on everyone, Ant loves this.

[33:15:47] Yup, she loves it.

[33:15:50] Come here.

[33:15:51] Love's when we do this.

[33:15:54] Ant loves this.

[33:15:59] Ant loves when we do this.

[33:16:02] Love's this.

[33:16:07] Yup, gotta be careful with those.

[33:16:10] loves this come on guys let's go do it to a hundred more people hell yeah I can

[33:16:22] get out get out sorry hey right there there so a come here it loves this it

[33:16:38] It loves this!

[33:16:40] It loves this!

[33:16:45] It loves this.

[33:16:46] It loves when we do this.

[33:16:50] Aunt Taught me this.

[33:16:52] Aunt Taught me this.

[33:16:53] Taught us this.

[33:17:08] Aunt Taught me this.

[33:17:10] Aunt Loves when we do this.

[33:17:14] Come here!

[33:17:15] Loves this!

[33:17:19] Aunt Loves when we do this.

[33:17:26] Ooh, okay.

[33:17:29] This will be pretty cool.

[33:17:29] It's gonna be so proud of us you guys

[33:17:33] It's gonna be so proud

[33:17:49] All right, let's go find them. I swore I heard sirens now I can't

[33:17:57] We could have been one of those tow truck drivers they always like to pretend they're cops

[33:18:01] Is this just a new level for learning? I know man. It's not a jewelry store. Yeah, I get it

[33:18:12] Yeah, I feel pretty good too, huh?

[33:18:17] Is this helping him 40 helping him what you mean well didn't you want to like help them with something

[33:18:26] It's not why we started you know I just hung out with them the 50 more this gets me to out to

[33:18:32] Okay, as always we're good. Well, I was we're achieving something I guess

[33:18:37] Very just running around about and with bats, right

[33:18:42] But it's also been four days of role play leading up to this

[33:18:45] I mean if you want I guess I could do a bank truck with a voice changer and a fully masked.

[33:18:54] You see how you're right, that could lead to better RP.

[33:18:57] There's somebody outside the hospital, that's over there, maybe not the hospital, but everyone

[33:19:08] over there, how about that crowd?

[33:19:10] Yeah, I was going to that crowd, where are they?

[33:19:12] Okay, I'm going to drive I think now.

[33:19:14] Yeah, I'm not that smart, I apologize sir.

[33:19:17] Give me the keys.

[33:19:19] Here you go sir.

[33:19:24] People don't get it.

[33:19:29] Why is he not using a voice changer

[33:19:31] and fully masked up so there's no way

[33:19:33] anyone can ever know it's him?

[33:19:35] How do you suffer from today?

[33:19:45] You want a free truck?

[33:19:49] Were you at the sermon?

[33:19:51] We had a drink for it.

[33:19:53] We're not at the sermon.

[33:19:55] We were not at the sermon.

[33:19:57] He taught us how to do this.

[33:19:59] He loves you when we do this.

[33:20:01] It's a bad boy!

[33:20:11] Ant loves this!

[33:20:16] Proud of us!

[33:20:27] Come on!

[33:20:29] The Masked Believer is down!

[33:20:31] Help! Help!

[33:20:35] I want to just...

[33:20:42] Ant's gonna be so proud of us, you guys!

[33:20:45] I can't wait to tell her!

[33:20:47] It's all her fault, remember!

[33:20:49] But in a good way!

[33:20:50] Ant loves to do this!

[33:20:52] Your friend's down!

[33:20:56] Hello Believer!

[33:20:58] Oh! Get her!

[33:21:00] I'll get her!

[33:21:10] There we go! I got her!

[33:21:12] Don't do it to 158. Listen, Ant's definitely gonna have some spleen in the deal.

[33:21:26] We're gonna take her inside.

[33:21:30] Yeah, I can do that, sir.

[33:21:31] Are there no cops? Are there not?

[33:21:35] Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

[33:21:36] We are Mika Kokkonin, motherfucker.

[33:21:42] No, Lord Sampian, Mika Kokkonin.

[33:21:45] You said champion or Sampian?

[33:21:47] Sampian.

[33:21:48] Thank you, Lord of Sampian.

[33:21:50] I'm a sentry, I'm a straight white thing, sentry.

[33:21:54] We're gonna leave you here for the doctors.

[33:21:56] If you check in, you're not gonna be able to get up from the bed.

[33:21:58] So there's doctors there that are gonna help you.

[33:22:00] Okay, I thank you.

[33:22:02] I'm a fun believer.

[33:22:04] Thank you so much.

[33:22:06] Stop saying that, I don't know what to do with you.

[33:22:08] We're not dependent. There's more coming.

[33:22:17] Good work, everyone. See your bats.

[33:22:19] see you with better have a thought get Tifa Tifa look at cop hey what's going on

[33:22:42] my clock oh just bathing in the glory of amp yep it's all ants fault yeah I

[33:22:57] don't think our friends getting good gonna be as treated as quickly as

[33:22:59] everybody else okay can you guys move this all the way

[33:23:05] Yeah, no problem.

[33:23:07] Yeah, see ya.

[33:23:08] That guy should learn how to drive.

[33:23:14] He crashed into us.

[33:23:26] Oh, this is nice vlog.

[33:23:33] You guys got your bat?

[33:23:35] Oh, we're getting a call.

[33:23:39] How are you guys?

[33:23:41] Oh, oh, oh.

[33:23:42] Hi.

[33:23:42] How are you?

[33:23:43] Hey, how are you guys today?

[33:23:45] I'm good.

[33:23:46] I'm good.

[33:23:47] We're doing pretty good.

[33:23:48] Do you need some money?

[33:23:51] Money?

[33:23:52] Well, I mean, like $1,000.

[33:23:54] I can give you $1,000.

[33:23:56] Oh, yeah.

[33:23:57] I think both are 10 grand of your battle.

[33:24:00] Oh, I went on.

[33:24:01] Have you guys ever heard of Ant?

[33:24:03] Yeah.

[33:24:04] No, I have not.

[33:24:06] Well, Ant knows what's good and what's bad.

[33:24:09] She's right about everything.

[33:24:11] And if you're bad in her eyes,

[33:24:13] you feel the electricity. Does that make sense to you?

[33:24:16] Uh, no, I don't.

[33:24:18] Actually, it makes a lot of sense.

[33:24:21] And Ant told us one thing, that she loves doing this.

[33:24:23] Mike, stop trying to rob me!

[33:24:25] Oh my goodness!

[33:24:26] Oh god!

[33:24:27] How fucking do you-

[33:24:28] Oh!

[33:24:29] Oh!

[33:24:30] Fuck!

[33:24:31] Get him!

[33:24:32] Hey!

[33:24:33] Watch the tow truck!

[33:24:34] They're trying to stop me!

[33:24:35] We gotta get out of here!

[33:24:36] We gotta get out!

[33:24:37] Ah, shit.

[33:24:38] Fuck!

[33:24:39] Got him, oh man.

[33:24:40] Why are you drinking fire?

[33:24:43] Yeah, he's trying to get out.

[33:24:44] Oh my god!

[33:24:45] Oh my god!

[33:24:46] Oh my god!

[33:24:47] Oh my god!

[33:24:48] Oh my god!

[33:24:56] Oh my god!

[33:24:57] Oh my god!

[33:24:58] Oh my god!

[33:24:59] Oh my god!

[33:25:00] Oh my god!

[33:25:03] Oh my god!

[33:25:04] Oh my god!

[33:25:05] It loves it!

[33:25:07] 40, I need you to get it.

[33:25:08] I need you to get some other guy first.

[33:25:09] I thought you were in die.

[33:25:10] It's all Ant's faults.

[33:25:11] I'm all Ant's faults.

[33:25:12] Ant wants this!

[33:25:13] Oh.

[33:25:14] That's why it's called 40.

[33:25:15] That's why it's called 40.

[33:25:16] No!

[33:25:17] It's called the service 5.

[33:25:24] Oh!

[33:25:25] Don't shoot me!

[33:25:26] Okay!

[33:25:30] Believer?

[33:25:31] I'll be honest.

[33:25:32] I wanted to chop the death.

[33:25:33] Oh, fuck yeah.

[33:25:36] Don't fucking move.

[33:25:39] I'm going to have five individuals down here.

[33:25:41] Oh, fuck.

[33:25:48] I see the second truck.

[33:25:49] I'm going to have six individuals down here.

[33:25:53] Lady come out here I gotta put you in cuffs.

[33:25:55] This is all Ant's fault.

[33:26:06] This is Ant's fault.

[33:26:08] Ant loves that we did this.

[33:26:10] She does it nice block.

[33:26:14] Then why did she do it in front of like 30 people

[33:26:16] and say I love doing this?

[33:26:18] She did do that.

[33:26:20] What the fuck?

[33:26:22] I don't know what the thought process was behind that.

[33:26:34] Why did Ant think...

[33:26:37] Why did Ant think that would work?

[33:26:39] Oh!

[33:26:40] Ha ha ha!

[33:26:41] Love you for a thing I did.

[33:26:49] Oh!

[33:26:50] Ha ha!

[33:26:50] Come on, Dad, just keep going, man.

[33:26:56] She got bad advice.

[33:26:58] She got really bad advice.

[33:27:00] Ha ha ha!

[33:27:01] Give me some time.

[33:27:05] Yeah, but...

[33:27:19] I'm boomin' a few men.

[33:27:20] It's so proud of us!

[33:27:22] This guy's a fuckin' moonatic!

[33:27:25] Ha ha ha!

[33:27:26] I'm boomin' a few men.

[33:27:27] What's amps?

[33:27:28] Ha ha ha!

[33:27:29] Oh, he saw our lord!

[33:27:31] And the one who pulled us to do all of this.

[33:27:34] I hate her!

[33:27:35] Yeah, she said I like doing this.

[33:27:45] Yeah, so we like doing it too.

[33:27:48] All ants falls in a good way.

[33:27:51] Uh, 355?

[33:27:56] Yes.

[33:27:57] How can it not be a good... yeah.

[33:28:02] You can probably meet her if you just take a bat and start swinging at people,

[33:28:07] Then she'll shock you and it looks that we're doing this

[33:28:17] There's guys up like I looted

[33:28:25] Nations they happen them in the truck loads

[33:28:27] This court fan art

[33:28:34] No 40 is on the ground

[33:28:38] Yeah, I mean it isn't the front of a hospital out there. Oh shit, man. This whole thing is really

[33:29:06] uh it's really spiraled a bit huh this whole thing is really really spiraled just uh just a little bit

[33:29:22] it's wanted us to do this

[33:29:37] wanted us to do more line up on like that what the hell the body keep driving

[33:29:41] and it loves that we did this

[33:29:42] get out of here Bobby

[33:29:43] it loves us all for what we did

[33:29:45] get out of here

[33:29:49] should we one of them

[33:29:51] okay but only if you guys all like that

[33:29:53] oh my god

[33:29:54] hey

[33:29:55] it loves that we did this

[33:29:56] get out of here

[33:29:57] Yeah, I'll leave the scene.

[33:30:00] No, leave the area.

[33:30:02] Why the fuck are you talking like that?

[33:30:04] Leave.

[33:30:05] Well, you gotta leave or you're getting shot.

[33:30:07] I'm not warning you to fight.

[33:30:09] Leave the area. Let's go.

[33:30:13] Oh, look at that lineup.

[33:30:14] Is everybody in class?

[33:30:15] That needs to be.

[33:30:16] Where are the people that were just here?

[33:30:17] That were laying here?

[33:30:18] Like the Treet.

[33:30:19] Like the Treet!

[33:30:20] He's going over.

[33:30:21] Like the Treet!

[33:30:22] The Treet!

[33:30:23] Yeah.

[33:30:24] Okay.

[33:30:25] Don't move him.

[33:30:26] I don't want to.

[33:30:27] Just treat them.

[33:30:28] Don't move him.

[33:30:32] okay man go look over you or your sponsor help you want the full

[33:30:37] explanation or no I don't well they'll give you the short one because it's all

[33:30:41] aunt's fault but in a good way the way she came across all of us anything on

[33:31:01] the surface okay meet up with us right next to the chair

[33:31:17] it loves that we're doing this no it's the same one it's the hospital

[33:31:27] Okay, let's check you over make sure you're all okay

[33:31:45] Okay, that's 51 to be fair Mike probably should have been 5150 yesterday

[33:31:51] Went into deep anywhere. I got shot. Can you be wearing armor sir? Yep

[33:31:58] Okay

[33:32:00] Nothing, thank you for doing your job

[33:32:03] Yeah, I'm a volunteer job totally. Oh, you're doing a really good job

[33:32:06] Thank you

[33:32:08] Hopefully next time I can run into you, I can hit you with the baseball bat

[33:32:11] Well, that's not an okay thing to do

[33:32:13] Why? That's what Aunt wants

[33:32:15] No, Aunt actually told me that she doesn't want that

[33:32:17] Well, that's not what she showed us

[33:32:19] I don't think so

[33:32:21] Oh, I know

[33:32:23] Aunt, do you want us to check you over here and make sure that you're okay?

[33:32:31] And tell us how to do it

[33:32:33] Okay, would you get shot?

[33:32:35] In the chest

[33:32:37] the chest we wearing some body armor okay we'll have really good it's okay I'll

[33:32:45] put some bandages on here for you underneath the armor okay we'll have

[33:32:50] me to cut that off for you as I am not allowed to okay we'll have me to see

[33:32:55] soon this has been good RP we'll see what happens now when we go to a bunch

[33:33:19] like

[33:33:21] the bar told us to stand so

[33:33:24] send it

[33:33:33] that's what we'll see if you have it

[33:33:35] here

[33:33:41] tell me like greater or something

[33:33:43] I didn't do anything wrong

[33:33:45] okay they're all good to go

[33:33:50] we're gonna show you what to do

[33:33:52] I literally don't know what their plan was with that

[33:33:55] do you have them on your person?

[33:33:57] I have all their shit too

[33:34:00] I just need Mike to walk in

[33:34:02] Let's do it. Let's just do what we did, but in reverse

[33:34:05] You have a room. I don't know what happened

[33:34:08] She decided to do that one cup of coffee 20 man

[33:34:17] She had the angels involved that was their plan. Oh that Mike is doing everything ants is do why would that they're gonna start

[33:34:37] transferring over

[33:34:39] Okay, okay

[33:34:45] She's gonna do to Graham. I mean yes, I do sir. I have the bat that's blessed by ants

[33:34:54] Oh, they are bad.

[33:34:56] Mm-hmm. That is good.

[33:34:59] Uh, Jeff Waters?

[33:35:06] She thought she did something bad Mike wouldn't trust Ann anymore.

[33:35:08] I'm good to go?

[33:35:10] No, because Mike thinks whatever Ann does is good.

[33:35:12] We're gonna start walking people over.

[33:35:17] These people!

[33:35:19] Why are they just having you lay on the concrete right outside of the hospital?

[33:35:21] You're a criminal, Mike.

[33:35:23] I thought we were at night.

[33:35:25] I am!

[33:35:27] You literally just swung at an innocent person.

[33:35:29] That's what Ann did.

[33:35:31] So what is Anna nice person? Yes, it's the nice. She decides what's right

[33:35:38] They're all inside my car

[33:35:57] Nancy Nancy Nancy's going to Joe 5150 Mike

[33:36:04] What the fuck is that friend? Hey, if you're not getting medical treatment, you should leave the hospital now

[33:36:11] You able to get it?

[33:36:19] What did I do wrong Brenda?

[33:36:25] Someone has to fix Mike!

[33:36:27] Fix Mike!

[33:36:34] It doesn't look like you had anybody else.

[33:36:39] When did you become a park ranger?

[33:36:41] I got it for the day since it's my birthday.

[33:36:43] Hey guys, just for the day.

[33:36:48] I don't know man, maybe Aunt can't do it.

[33:36:50] Brenda, I have not searched the chick that stabbed you.

[33:36:52] Yeah, okay, just let me see.

[33:36:54] I got Mike Block.

[33:36:56] She's got the guy who stabbed her in the back.

[33:36:58] That wasn't me because I never stabbed Brenda in the back.

[33:37:00] I never do that to Brenda.

[33:37:02] Maybe I can't do it, I'm about to physical die and then I'll take 40 of my-

[33:37:06] There be out!

[33:37:07] OH MY GOD!

[33:37:12] What the fuck are you screaming about?

[33:37:16] Listen, I'm willing to drop this and just blame him.

[33:37:22] Listen, I'm listening, that is way more important.

[33:37:29] Yeah, this is more important.

[33:37:31] I mean, I'm saying the bank truck is more important.

[33:37:35] Oh yeah, you don't want people to lose their money.

[33:37:37] I think we got an emus cover. No there's guards lives on the line. I forgive and forget Mike

[33:37:43] That's a lesson you should love. I forgive too. I just do what it tells me to do

[33:37:51] I think we're good I can 40 Mike

[33:38:11] Yep

[33:38:13] Bye see everything everything we did was right. It was right

[33:38:30] Everything let's go. Yeah, there's a bank truck. He done 15 people

[33:38:56] Free to go. Hey, there's a bank truck guards life's on the line. Shit

[33:40:03] The maze the maze the maze I mean the police can I definitely wish someone would take this whole ant thing seriously though

[33:40:20] I definitely wish the cops would take it more seriously, but what can you do man?

[33:40:30] they probably won't probably not enough cops on I mean if they want they could

[33:40:43] just wait 30 minutes for the next bank truck who cares I don't understand

[33:40:57] prioritizing bank trucks it's the same thing that happens it's not like

[33:41:00] anything is gonna come out it's not like any like good roleplay is gonna come

[33:41:05] out of a fucking bank truck let's be real it's literally it's a fucking

[33:41:12] bank truck just wait just wait an hour that's unfair to say right fine when is

[33:41:26] it happens when is good RP come out of a bank truck and by cool escape I don't I

[33:41:33] don't mean I don't mean good RP I don't that's not what I mean I don't mean cool

[33:41:40] escape don't mind it I don't mind it I just wish they could cops would

[33:41:57] prioritize things that you know push character development and dialogue

[33:42:04] yeah yeah I mean roleplay so the wrong cops online I guess once there's a load

[33:42:45] of the tugboat that was fun yeah so cool escapes and like fun scenarios that's

[33:42:52] not what I mean by by roleplay I mean that shit's cool don't get me wrong

[33:42:56] But you want a story?

[33:43:21] That's not really no pixel though, man

[33:43:23] No pics has always been more of a high server

[33:43:28] I'm searching EU fuck no Michael be fixed two days ago

[33:44:37] There was right with the maze the maze would have worked with the cops showed up

[33:45:00] Cops or everything no, I'm not saying that I'm just saying that they just needed to plant it a little better

[33:45:19] That's all the maze the maze

[33:45:28] She blew up the flames who what?

[33:46:06] Where is she?

[33:46:15] Who did this?

[33:46:23] Be yourself, sir

[33:46:30] You gotta be yourself like before he's gonna be yourself, right?

[33:46:36] What do you mean?

[33:46:38] It made me look dirty and violent and mean, but that's really so funny.

[33:46:45] I'm gonna show them to get you out of here, alright?

[33:46:57] You're gonna be alright.

[33:46:58] Yeah, we hit 20 people with bats!

[33:47:00] Did you like that?

[33:47:01] What do you want us?

[33:47:02] What'd she mean by all that?

[33:47:15] I don't know.

[33:47:16] Maybe she's like, inhaling gasoline fumes.

[33:47:19] Maybe that's it.

[33:47:20] Well, let's go to the hospital.

[33:47:22] Make sure she's okay.

[33:47:23] Yeah, sure.

[33:47:24] Sorry, Micah.

[33:47:40] I didn't help more when the cops were there, right?

[33:47:42] I got one good swing on them.

[33:47:43] I don't know what's wrong, but you know, then I got shot in the back, and it was hurting.

[33:47:47] Hey, what happened there?

[33:47:48] Well, she was in the middle of that explosion caused by that wizard guy.

[33:47:52] Why'd he do that?

[33:47:53] Probably because he's homeless and jealous.

[33:47:56] Well, maybe it was because of the bounce.

[33:47:58] Maybe, actually, I don't know.

[33:48:00] Fucking bonbon.

[33:48:01] I don't think we beat that person up though.

[33:48:03] Oh yeah, we did.

[33:48:04] No, we did.

[33:48:05] Yeah, we did.

[33:48:06] And he's something he hates, yeah.

[33:48:07] That makes so much sense.

[33:48:12] Yeah.

[33:48:13] A lot of psycho.

[33:48:21] Think about something. I want to see this. I need to have a minute. All right, I'm gonna go look at shit on my phone then

[33:48:38] Hey, oh my god

[33:48:41] Okay, oh it just happened

[33:48:44] For you know having a good time. Yeah, let's see if we can make it worse

[33:49:05] This might back but also kind of decided boss

[33:49:38] I don't like people being hurt. Yeah, you do or hurting people

[33:49:43] No, I don't you hit that person with the bat that wasn't me

[33:49:47] What that was my friend your stuff is me

[33:49:53] Why'd you do that

[33:50:00] No, you don't yes, I do

[33:50:07] Bon Bon

[33:50:09] What's good?

[33:50:10] Tasty because you were verbally threatening people and also actually physically beating them up.

[33:50:21] Yeah, but you do that.

[33:50:23] I still have a barstead that while you were under my care, I was responsible for you and what happened to the people around us when I took you on for community service.

[33:50:31] Yup.

[33:50:32] I didn't want anyone else to get hurt, but you kept trying to hurt people and threatening people.

[33:50:38] And I didn't know what to do, and maybe I shouldn't have paced you, and I'm sorry for that.

[33:50:42] But I'd rather have you being you, the four-treaty service, than have you being nice and unhappy.

[33:50:51] Oh, I remember feeling happy.

[33:50:54] Then it all changed.

[33:50:57] In the maze.

[33:51:03] The mind really is like a maze, huh?

[33:51:05] And Tartar, I don't know how I'll stem.

[33:51:25] Alright, Mike's fucked. This is just Mike now.

[33:51:45] This is just Mike now.

[33:51:47] So how was Ant Mr. Block?

[33:51:49] Oh, I can't remember. She said something about uh...

[33:51:53] Oh, what did she say? She said, be yourself.

[33:51:57] Well, I mean...

[33:51:57] Who I've been the past four days has gotten so shi- I think she meant that.

[33:52:01] Yeah. Well, I mean, if she- if it wasn't important enough for you to remember immediately,

[33:52:06] it probably wasn't that important, did she know?

[33:52:08] Probably not.

[33:52:25] Let me... let me...

[33:52:28] Let me get this gasoline off.

[33:52:30] Where did I leave this?

[33:52:35] What are we doing here, Mr. Mike?

[33:52:36] Well, they're gonna ask if they need any help.

[33:52:39] Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

[33:52:43] Hello! I need to report a crime!

[33:52:54] No, no, no!

[33:52:55] Oh, Mike!

[33:52:56] Hey, Mike!

[33:52:57] Hey!

[33:52:58] Why are you smiling?

[33:52:59] You feeling better, Mike, after the whole... did those ice packs help or...?

[33:53:02] If I don't smile, I get a headache so bad that it feels like my eyeballs are gonna pop out of my head.

[33:53:07] And that's not good.

[33:53:08] Oh, hi, Mike. Nice to see you again. It's Claire.

[33:53:10] Hey, Claire.

[33:53:11] Hi.

[33:53:12] How are you today?

[33:53:13] You're freaking likeies!

[33:53:14] I'm just...

[33:53:15] are you spacking the fucking wall?

[33:53:18] oh it's not good to curse ma'am

[33:53:21] you probably won't be able to take your report

[33:53:23] she's kind of aggressive

[33:53:25] I need to take my report

[33:53:27] what's that in here Mike?

[33:53:29] I hit the desk

[33:53:31] there's shells on my Nike's

[33:53:39] alright what happened Mike?

[33:53:46] well Ant told me and the rest of the followers to meet her at the church

[33:53:50] and then she hit someone with a baseball bat and said to do that

[33:53:54] do that and that she likes that so after me and four other people went around and beat about

[33:54:00] 25 people with baseball bats I ran into her again and she said it actually wasn't her at

[33:54:06] the church who did that but one of her friends and she put her up to it. Who are some of these

[33:54:26] followers Mike? Well there's me 40 blue shirt guy and then uh other try to it's just all them.

[33:54:38] Oh hi it's 40 and uh you must be blue shirt guy if I can tell because of the color of your

[33:54:43] shirt we've all been cleansed with electricity and we're pure in the eyes

[33:54:46] of ants and ant now it's actually turquoise

[33:54:50] it's turquoise purified okay okay just like ant wants

[33:54:58] it's all for ants

[33:55:12] okay oh as long as he's okay i guess okay

[33:55:16] um so you said that you all

[33:55:20] Assaulted approximate or I'm sorry. What was the word you think a couple copter stab two? Oh

[33:55:26] Allegedly, okay. Okay. Well, that happens occur. Oh

[33:55:30] Lee

[33:55:32] all over town

[33:55:34] You just drove around hitting people with baseball bats

[33:55:37] But it was kind of their fault

[33:55:39] Well, no, they were they were pretty innocent and just said that she liked that but then aunt said it wasn't her

[33:55:45] It was her friend, but he she told her friend to do that

[33:55:48] Yeah, that's a bit weird. I got it. It's kind of weird.

[33:55:52] Oh, she's asked her favorite pastime.

[33:55:54] Oh, her favorite pastime is making it look like that.

[33:56:00] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said that her favorite pastime.

[33:56:02] But Aunt just told me that wasn't her. It was her friend who Aunt told her to do that.

[33:56:07] So, her favorite pastime is telling people to do what she wants.

[33:56:11] Well, now I don't know what to think. Yeah, yeah.

[33:56:13] So, she makes people do stuff first.

[33:56:15] Oh, we shouldn't be using the bat.

[33:56:17] So, we should be telling other people to do it for us.

[33:56:19] Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

[33:56:21] I would I would advise

[33:56:34] I've got a couple more questions though about this electricity what the how are people being purified

[33:56:41] Generators converters and such had a little electrical grids

[33:56:45] Yeah, it's pretty simple when you just think about it. Oh, it's kind of like what aunt did to me when she tased me 200 times

[33:56:52] Court ordered.

[33:56:53] Ha ha ha!

[33:56:55] Court ordered.

[33:56:56] She was court ordered to tase you more than 200 times.

[33:56:59] Yep.

[33:57:01] She didn't like how I was, so she tased me till I was right.

[33:57:05] She fixed me, Bundy.

[33:57:08] With electricity, I was clean.

[33:57:10] Now I'm pure.

[33:57:12] You can be pure too.

[33:57:15] I don't know that I would use the word fixed.

[33:57:17] Mike, you shouldn't fix people with electricity.

[33:57:21] Well, Andy did, that's what Andy did.

[33:57:24] She said I was bad.

[33:57:27] And now he's good.

[33:57:36] We can fix you too, Bundy.

[33:57:39] I, you know, I, um, do you think I need fixing my

[33:57:44] everyone needs probably I didn't think that anything I was doing was wrong.

[33:57:50] But then Andy told me it was.

[33:57:53] Sometimes you don't know what you're doing is bad.

[33:57:56] Okay, what about what about blue shirt guy? What?

[33:58:01] Yeah shot by a bullet and

[33:58:07] Before they use electrocuted

[33:58:09] Yes

[33:58:11] Was it was it you and 40 who electrocuted him? Yep toss them into it and she will eat

[33:58:17] I don't know. I just kind of pushed him and do it

[33:58:20] Well, that's what it did to me pretty much

[33:58:22] much. What's your name, uh, loser guy? Ah, Jeff Waters. What's wrong with my last name?

[33:58:37] Yes. Oh, okay. What's that, Mo? It's a clockwork orange. By the way, after this whole arc over,

[33:58:50] I would highly recommend you watch it. It somehow ended up being very similar

[33:58:55] Huh?

[33:58:57] Has Andy directed you to electrocute any of these individuals?

[33:59:02] Well, she electrocuted me and everything she does is good as such her teachings dictate that what we are doing is right

[33:59:12] Don't read the fucking

[33:59:14] She's calling me now

[33:59:16] Hey guys, I'm gonna go listen to you. Hey, Mike, are you gonna be out and about for a little bit?

[33:59:22] Yep.

[33:59:22] How much longer?

[33:59:24] Whatever.

[33:59:24] Oh, okay, okay, I'm gonna...

[33:59:26] I'm at the police department reporting your crimes right now.

[33:59:29] My crimes?

[33:59:30] Yep.

[33:59:31] Which one?

[33:59:32] Oh, you said you told the person to hit someone with a bat.

[33:59:35] Well, the person we had consented.

[33:59:37] Okay. Hey, Bundy, apparently the person that they beat with a bat consented to it.

[33:59:44] Oh, who was that?

[33:59:46] Who was it?

[33:59:48] Well, not that person. A different person.

[33:59:49] Oh, no, no, never mind. They didn't consent to it.

[33:59:52] Tell them I'll come and tell them later.

[33:59:54] But I need you for something in a little bit, okay?

[33:59:56] It's not just Marshall's something.

[33:59:58] Okay, good-bye.

[33:59:59] Bye.

[34:00:00] Marshall, the BBC tow truck driver.

[34:00:03] Yeah, the repo guy.

[34:00:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

[34:00:06] Who was it that struck him with a baseball bat?

[34:00:08] This Andy...

[34:00:10] Well, we thought it was Andy, but I guess it wasn't.

[34:00:12] That's what she said, at least.

[34:00:14] Oh, okay. Okay.

[34:00:18] Uh-huh. Um, yeah, Mike, just just wait right here for a moment for me.

[34:00:28] He'd even dispatch.

[34:00:32] What kind of food do they serve in jail?

[34:00:34] I haven't been there for that long before.

[34:00:36] Well, actually, it's pretty nice.

[34:00:37] A whole lot of slushies.

[34:00:40] They're actually pretty good.

[34:00:41] Yes, slushies.

[34:00:43] Yep.

[34:00:44] Oh, this is in meth.

[34:00:48] Oh, I don't really partake in meth.

[34:00:50] I mean you got what you got right gotta make do yeah but yeah if you if you

[34:01:02] haven't watched a clockwork orange after this arc is over watch that movie on

[34:01:08] Monday on my day off I won't be streaming anyways watch clock watch

[34:01:13] It's very very good. I knocked out though. Whoo, very good. I gotta say

[34:01:18] Of course, I was just cleaning up from whoever hit him before block work

[34:01:26] Trigger warning if you enjoy this stream, you probably aren't gonna have a problem with

[34:01:34] If you enjoy my content, you're probably not gonna share

[34:01:38] Jeff oh hi Kevin. Hello

[34:01:42] All right, I just wanted to make sure we had an officer here

[34:01:45] Kevin, I'll give you the notes that I've taken so far. It's not bad. It starts rough, but it's not so bad

[34:01:52] Think I can watch party it

[34:01:58] Can I?

[34:02:01] Maybe pause now just holding

[34:02:04] If I can then I'll do that after this

[34:02:07] If it's on prime. Oh my gosh. Yeah, if it's on prime again. It's not a prime

[34:02:12] I

[34:02:14] Feelings, okay

[34:02:17] All over town

[34:02:19] Yeah

[34:02:26] Oh

[34:02:29] My block and the followers were then later told by Ernie Jones that she was not involved at the church

[34:02:36] But I said it was her friend. However, Mike

[34:02:42] More black indicates that individuals are being purified by being thrown into generators, electrical grids, and etc.

[34:02:49] What the f- oh my- what?

[34:02:51] That's all what Ant wants!

[34:02:54] My god damn mickeys!

[34:02:57] It's a motor this because I can't- oh there it is.

[34:03:02] Either way, I can't- I can't read any further. I can't- I can't flip the page Jeff. I need you to uh-

[34:03:10] Uh, what, uh, you Jeff of a Jeff Bundy, what, there's an, wait, your name's Jeff?

[34:03:18] Here, I'll just airdrop you a copy of it.

[34:03:21] Yeah, just, just, just airdropping me a bit.

[34:03:23] Oh my gosh, what the heck?

[34:03:26] Well you know what Bob Seeger said.

[34:03:29] What did Bob Seeger say?

[34:03:31] Yeah, what did he say?

[34:03:32] He just turned the page.

[34:03:34] I don't know.

[34:03:35] He did say that.

[34:03:37] Stupid.

[34:03:39] Anyway, let me have a look of particular import there Kevin is that fourth paragraph

[34:03:48] Hey

[34:03:50] Being a place into these my book

[34:03:55] 200 times and these are true

[34:03:59] Yeah, apparently more than that. She tased me a lot

[34:04:03] That's blue. I'm blue. Oh, that's Jeff. He's a piece of shit

[34:04:09] You didn't taste me a bunch.

[34:04:14] I didn't taste you even once in the maze, actually.

[34:04:19] You did so well I didn't have to.

[34:04:21] No, that's not true. You did.

[34:04:22] I didn't taste you in the maze at all.

[34:04:25] Nope. I didn't taste you in the maze.

[34:04:28] You didn't taste me at the maze.

[34:04:30] Well, it's taken my block of 200 times core ordered.

[34:04:36] I didn't taste him 200 times.

[34:04:38] I

[34:04:44] Mean she I'm not gonna hate it will be a step on people's toes, but um, those are the entirety

[34:04:50] Yeah, why are you lying?

[34:04:55] You which I told much of 40 blue shirt guy

[34:05:00] People or actually attacking in the case these individuals will be purified electricity as a question by Andy Jones

[34:05:07] My buck stays out of Jones did not do it like it. It sucks him

[34:05:19] They would shock it. Oh, I was told by the judge that whatever happened while he was under my care was on me

[34:05:24] So I was making sure we didn't fucking murder anyone so Andy did all the sea much if I see him beating someone

[34:05:29] Okay, you're supposed to just let him do it

[34:05:33] Explosively no

[34:05:37] People

[34:05:39] Not verbally abusive verbally threatening verbal threats

[34:05:44] Oh, where are she king of a

[34:05:47] perhaps

[34:05:51] Nothing bad

[34:05:59] Listen if ants says that what she did was right

[34:06:02] It was right and if she says that she didn't taze me then I'm a liar and I should be arrested for false reporting

[34:06:07] I'm not saying I didn't taste I'm saying I didn't taste you 200 times how many times you want me to tell people you taste me

[34:06:15] At all

[34:06:20] Was it higher or lower than a hundred lower Jesus higher like this was lower

[34:06:26] Way lower higher lower than 50 lower

[34:06:30] probably lower probably under 20 I don't remember exactly how many I only did it when he was verbally

[34:06:41] threatened to strangle people can I change my report to she probably tased me under 20 times

[34:06:48] to pent up premium how would you change it to she tased you along usually wear glasses no they

[34:06:56] More approachable

[34:06:59] Mike are you okay? No, he's not

[34:07:03] Put him back, but are you not gonna threaten me with a crowbar at all or my goodness

[34:07:10] We need to put you with the bat though, but not anymore

[34:07:14] Wait, why would you hit me well because it said that it's good and that she liked that

[34:07:20] But then I guess it actually wasn't it so I guess I'm good

[34:07:23] All right, so you're in like a nice mood right now. It's like you're alter. So I'll confess something to you

[34:07:27] You know that one time you forced me at gunpoint snorkeling, okay, and I didn't sort I just kind of spit it out and everything

[34:07:32] Got baked it because you weren't paying attention. Yeah, it's good. I'm glad that you didn't it drugs are bad

[34:07:37] Yeah, drugs are bad. Well, Mike. I like this version of Mike

[34:07:40] Yeah

[34:07:42] Yeah, I'm glad that you can forgive me. I don't get an office job. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. Oh

[34:07:48] Wow, we're gonna work. Oh, I applied for here to be dispatched

[34:07:53] Oh man, I don't know.

[34:07:55] And in the meantime, I'm running a homeless shelter I started.

[34:07:58] Oh wow, that's good to hear, Mike. I'm very proud of you.

[34:08:01] Thanks!

[34:08:02] Hey, uh...

[34:08:03] That's good to hear, how's that going?

[34:08:04] Claire, come here, come here.

[34:08:05] Oh, okay, I will be right back, Mr. Block, and we'll talk more about the homeless shelter.

[34:08:09] Okay, bye, Claire.

[34:08:11] I'll miss you.

[34:08:12] You're not too sad.

[34:08:14] They talk about what you do and all of that, but they don't talk about how you feel.

[34:08:20] Well, that doesn't matter how I feel.

[34:08:22] It doesn't matter how you feel, it just matters how you make other people feel.

[34:08:27] Uh-huh.

[34:08:28] Damn.

[34:08:28] It's the end.

[34:08:29] People don't care about themselves, bro.

[34:08:32] But I'm gonna carry you.

[34:08:35] 15 and 64.

[34:08:38] Hell yeah.

[34:08:43] Yeah, I wouldn't be here if the guys weren't.

[34:08:45] Here are my pumps.

[34:08:48] Yup.

[34:08:51] Before Mike would do those dishes.

[34:08:52] That's my.

[34:08:53] at least you have a purpose, you know, no

[34:08:58] he's doing the dishes, he's functioning as a person

[34:09:08] clean front or something

[34:09:17] there we go

[34:09:20] stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I'm not approving of it

[34:09:28] hey, Bundy, Bundy, rewind

[34:09:35] Functioning human functional human

[34:10:00] Can't you uh blink twice if you're in danger, I don't think you understand how psychology works

[34:10:08] Is that why she's a dispatcher and not a psychologist

[34:10:12] listen

[34:10:14] listen i got an idea

[34:10:16] i missed a block are you scared of uh tasers at all

[34:10:22] yeah that's not good yeah that's not good

[34:10:24] okay i'll be right back with you thank you so much for doing the dishes you didn't have to do that

[34:10:28] it's no problem hey uh if you were gonna pay me any money for this can you just make a donation in my name to the hospital

[34:10:36] absolutely like absolutely

[34:10:42] I'm dying on the inside health dog!

[34:10:53] Let me out dog please!

[34:11:03] I'm dying on the inside cause Anna bitch.

[34:11:19] She a snitch.

[34:11:20] I wanna hit the lick.

[34:11:23] Roll up on a crowd of motherfuckers scream hands up!

[34:11:28] Gimme yo shit!

[34:11:30] supplies in here or is it just like the rag until I've had enough the cupboard we

[34:11:35] keep looking and but it'll never be enough money all the money

[34:11:40] okay man that's true murder it my father

[34:11:44] yo check with my gift it's like a worrying amount that date back like

[34:11:50] three years yeah yeah that's gonna be that's gonna be to run out of your

[34:11:54] Oh

[34:12:01] What was that where do you need to be let out of Mike

[34:12:10] Stuck at

[34:12:26] He screamed let me out of your dog your car deserves

[34:12:54] Thanks for the five gifted appreciate that dice with the five gifted subbie. Thank you

[34:13:03] Choke fix again for the five appreciate that I'm digging I'm sogging

[34:13:11] I appreciate that yo DJ danger. Thanks for the 27 months as Bada Bing Bada boom and the five gifted subs

[34:13:24] Thank you, baby. Appreciate that yo LeBurk brand new Prime sub. Hey, you guys can check those prime

[34:13:33] I want a fucking band like please

[34:13:36] Thanks for the 10 gifted

[34:13:43] 40

[34:13:44] Appreciate that taco beef voice has pulled one year. Can I get a clap clap that man?

[34:13:49] Clap that man til he subs again for another year!

[34:13:52] Yo, Lido, thanks for the 13 months!

[34:13:56] Pre-sh!

[34:13:57] Gert, turtle with 18 months, thanks for that spicy dragon, 8 months in a row.

[34:14:02] Vagabond, thank you so much.

[34:14:04] 10 months in a row.

[34:14:06] Uh, Samtia, 8 months!

[34:14:11] Yo, Austin, what's up man, animated Austin?

[34:14:13] 33 months, that's a long time.

[34:14:16] No, I have to say, I'm very happy for my friends.

[34:14:20] I'm glad you say that.

[34:14:23] I think I actually...

[34:14:24] The first Taser, Mike, they tried that last night.

[34:14:26] It did not go well.

[34:14:27] Mike, doing what you did?

[34:14:28] The maze!

[34:14:29] The maze!

[34:14:30] That's what I want.

[34:14:31] You want to do the old stuff?

[34:14:34] Any VR chat tonight?

[34:14:36] Uh, why?

[34:14:37] What's going on?

[34:14:38] That's not even funny.

[34:14:39] That's a little weird.

[34:14:40] Yo, guys, thanks for the five gifted subs!

[34:14:43] Appreciate that!

[34:14:44] Rob, aka Derz, brand new Prime sub.

[34:14:48] that thank you thank you thank you please know I like VR chat I didn't plan on

[34:14:58] playing and I probably won't honestly I'll probably just eat and skate and then

[34:15:01] I get ready for the stream tomorrow I mean everyone forget that's on point it's

[34:15:05] just about you know remembering it and I mean if there's something going on you

[34:15:09] know I mean Robin Pente content's good yeah I like doing shit with Rob

[34:15:14] you know what's tomorrow people are gonna come over we're gonna get wasted

[34:15:19] and play in 64 games but I'll do a normal stream before that so that'll be

[34:15:28] dope

[34:15:31] don't like it

[34:15:33] there's a lot of cheers oh yeah it's Saturday DJ night hey my dishes are done

[34:15:46] fucking fight did you hit oh thank you so much mr. block I appreciate you you

[34:15:51] don't have to if you want to sit down the chair you know or do you want to

[34:15:54] crowbar or anything I'm okay okay hey is it okay

[34:16:00] She's just sitting down taking a little bit of sunbreak.

[34:16:06] We're just talking about, don't mind guys.

[34:16:08] Alright.

[34:16:09] Hey, we're gonna go convert some more people.

[34:16:11] Yeah, we'll be back, please.

[34:16:13] To this violent cult of fire.

[34:16:15] You guys should invest in some garbage bags.

[34:16:18] Hello.

[34:16:19] Hey, do you guys wanna come with us?

[34:16:21] It depends if you're gonna knock us the fuck out of the game.

[34:16:24] We're gonna be doing the conversion shit.

[34:16:26] Oh, sorry.

[34:16:27] Cause I'm already part of being tased and beaten up.

[34:16:29] Oh.

[34:16:30] Well, then never mind.

[34:16:31] What?

[34:16:32] So what's this cult all on about we just follow what it does because the answer

[34:16:41] who's right so long someone told me it was a cult who said that some some

[34:16:48] fucking crazy people at the hospital let me ask him yes do it what do these people

[34:16:55] what

[34:16:57] Hey, and is this a call people are asking

[34:17:05] She said no guys

[34:17:14] Not a call it's not no

[34:17:22] What about that time you tell my sister

[34:17:25] Adrian West

[34:17:30] Hey, I'm sorry about that.

[34:17:34] And if you don't want to forgive me, I understand.

[34:17:36] She can't come back, and there's nothing I can really do.

[34:17:39] What?

[34:17:40] But I am really sorry, and I am remorseful from our actions.

[34:17:43] But if you can never forgive me, I understand. I won't push up.

[34:17:47] I just hope that you can.

[34:17:49] I'm sorry.

[34:17:50] Mike, what is wrong with you?

[34:17:51] I'm sorry.

[34:17:52] Wait, 40, you're sorry?

[34:17:54] We're sorry.

[34:17:55] Well, we know it isn't much, but, you know, we're sorry.

[34:17:58] Wait, what? Why are you holding face?

[34:18:00] I want to give you money to help cover the funeral.

[34:18:02] No, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

[34:18:04] Me and Brittany had it covered, but...

[34:18:06] I only got $500.

[34:18:08] No, no, no, no. Well, Porty, you're fine.

[34:18:10] Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. Mike, are you okay?

[34:18:13] I am.

[34:18:16] Barbara's your voice shaky there.

[34:18:18] I just am.

[34:18:20] Oh, you just am?

[34:18:22] Yeah. You know those first 30 seconds that you wake up

[34:18:25] and you slowly remember what being conscious is like?

[34:18:28] Yeah.

[34:18:29] It's like that all the time

[34:18:33] Just in a constant

[34:18:36] conscious

[34:18:38] Your conscious

[34:18:40] Mike block don't you want to snack me at the crowbar? No

[34:18:43] That's that's a bit of a stretch from just saying sorry my god

[34:18:48] You don't want to like her there before the maze. Wow. I should really do it

[34:18:53] It's like seven grand on me. Yeah

[34:18:56] Yeah

[34:18:57] Oh I can escort you there if you want, make sure no one robs you

[34:19:01] What? You have 5 grand on you?

[34:19:03] Yeah

[34:19:04] Put your fucking hands up right now

[34:19:06] Oh

[34:19:07] Put your fucking hands up, give me all your money

[34:19:08] Oh my goodness

[34:19:09] Give me all your money

[34:19:10] All right please, all right please

[34:19:11] Give me, give me, give me

[34:19:12] It's in my pocket there, I can't hand it to you if my hands are up

[34:19:15] Help, man with a knife

[34:19:16] Help me please, there's a man with a knife

[34:19:20] Help

[34:19:21] Anita

[34:19:22] Give me, give me

[34:19:22] I don't want to get stabbed

[34:19:23] Do something please, he's robbing me

[34:19:25] Hey, what are you fucking hands up now, what's your hands up now? Please just listen to the officer

[34:19:36] Thank you what Kevin we could just take a don't run

[34:19:40] Don't run taste it'll make them feel better. Yeah, just do it maybe more than 20 times

[34:19:55] hell yeah maybe more than 20 of those and you'll be okay you fucking serious you're

[34:20:01] actually gonna rob people I saw the mission road PDA you fucking serious

[34:20:04] right now you're okay sir just ask for more tazings you'll feel better soon

[34:20:10] well you won't really feel better but I said we got a one night fly we got some

[34:20:13] dumb motherfucka Robin people I saw the mission road PDA damn I did not expect

[34:20:19] That was close. You guys should really put that money away.

[34:20:22] Oh, hell. Wow.

[34:20:27] You know, I have...

[34:20:29] Ah, what is...

[34:20:32] Ah, what...

[34:20:35] What would my...

[34:20:36] You know, like, I have a crowbar on me.

[34:20:40] Your favorite thing.

[34:20:41] Are you doing some homework here?

[34:20:43] Yeah, yeah, for my hood, my car.

[34:20:47] I don't really hope that goes well for you.

[34:20:48] If you want, I could look up some videos on how to help.

[34:20:52] Oh.

[34:20:53] I don't know how I feel about this mic.

[34:20:56] Are you...

[34:20:57] Mike, what about the maze?

[34:20:58] I use the maze.

[34:21:01] The maze.

[34:21:07] What about the maze?

[34:21:08] You know, the maze...

[34:21:09] The maze is really doing a good job of mixing people up.

[34:21:17] You can look at a maze from the outside and everything is clear, but once you go

[34:21:19] in it...

[34:21:20] Not clear.

[34:21:21] It's the quartz center maze.

[34:21:22] Oh, yeah, the maze.

[34:21:23] He ran away quickly.

[34:21:24] He ran away quickly.

[34:21:25] I

[34:21:33] Think she's afraid of mazes or something. That's why she ran away

[34:21:43] Can I have a taser?

[34:21:56] No, I I cannot keep your teeth Michael. Oh, it has one

[34:22:01] Well, I don't know how she got one. You also scared me. I was in my head. Oh, I'm sorry to scare you

[34:22:06] I can leave you alone if you want

[34:22:08] Uh, no, it's fine.

[34:22:10] Oh, okay.

[34:22:11] Uh, do you need anything, or?

[34:22:14] Uh, it's all right.

[34:22:15] Uh, well all I really need to do is help you.

[34:22:17] Is there anything you need?

[34:22:19] Um, hmm, can you give me a sandwich?

[34:22:23] Sure, absolutely.

[34:22:24] But a vegan sandwich?

[34:22:26] Yup.

[34:22:27] Wait, you have one on your leg?

[34:22:31] There you go.

[34:22:34] Oh, shit, okay.

[34:22:38] there's nothing else is it no no meat I hope that's all I ordered it okay well

[34:22:47] um yeah don't do any time Michael block I don't know what I'm criminal types

[34:22:59] Yeah, it wouldn't be interested in getting into anything. What's that? No

[34:23:08] Okay, well

[34:23:11] Yeah, sure

[34:23:13] Where are you? No

[34:23:15] Well, I'm in the little show

[34:23:17] All right the gas station. We better believe it. What's your name?

[34:23:23] I mean, what's my name? You know my name. What is wrong with you? I'll be there soon

[34:23:27] Oh come on everyone we got to convert

[34:23:30] I guess if you don't want it you don't

[34:23:42] want it that's anymore but now we know

[34:24:12] that that's actually wrong remember when

[34:24:22] we had half a million dollars that issue

[34:24:41] I've known about it for three days thank

[34:24:43] you though are you okay mr. Mike I

[34:24:46] appreciate it what are you doing

[34:24:55] I'm just telling how are you what are

[34:24:58] you doing with that car

[34:24:59] Okay, come on and tomorrow's gonna be a big day

[34:25:38] 3.0 test that I'm pretty sure that we can stream

[34:25:41] pretty poggers

[34:26:20] Actually tomorrow you can stream it. I asked and no one told me no look people. Oh, I'm block

[34:27:10] What's going on in here? Just doing the refills

[34:27:16] Well, I'm over here at the little show late

[34:27:19] Oh damn.

[34:27:20] How you doin' there, kid?

[34:27:21] You said you wanna do some crime?

[34:27:22] I know, I said what did you wanna get into?

[34:27:25] What did you wanna do, crime?

[34:27:26] Some crime.

[34:27:27] Don't you love that stuff?

[34:27:28] What are you talkin' about?

[34:27:29] What do you sound like a crazy son of a bitch?

[34:27:30] Mom, I'm not a crazy son of a bitch.

[34:27:31] Here, come on, just get in the car.

[34:27:32] Michael, Block is nice now.

[34:27:33] He's changed.

[34:27:34] What the hell?

[34:27:37] He's the Block!

[34:27:38] I guess at that point it's...

[34:27:39] It should be...

[34:27:40] Ah!

[34:27:41] I guess I should...

[34:27:42] I guess I should...

[34:27:43] I guess I should...

[34:27:44] I guess I should...

[34:27:45] I guess I should...

[34:27:46] I guess I should...

[34:27:47] I guess I should...

[34:27:48] I guess I should...

[34:27:49] I guess I should...

[34:27:57] This man is psycho!

[34:28:07] Call the police! Call the police!

[34:28:17] Police! Hurry!

[34:28:18] Ah fuck.

[34:28:57] Stay on him, stay on him!

[34:28:59] Okay, okay.

[34:29:00] Yoshi, thank you.

[34:29:15] Oh, he said Yoshi.

[34:29:16] That should nearly hit my head.

[34:29:30] Oh fuck.

[34:29:31] It should be, I can call that cop.

[34:29:52] I know he'll come down here.

[34:29:53] Oh, never mind, they're en route.

[34:29:59] Oh my goodness.

[34:30:01] Go, that murderer!

[34:30:13] Only hidden with a family somewhere.

[34:30:29] I guess a psycho.

[34:30:31] Yeah, that's fucked up what he just did.

[34:30:33] Oh.

[34:30:34] Fucked up your truck.

[34:30:36] It's like scratches on the door now.

[34:30:39] I don't know where he went.

[34:30:42] Alright, is that him?

[34:30:44] No.

[34:30:45] No, that's a different guy.

[34:30:48] Oh, I see the... I see the cops.

[34:30:50] I see the cops.

[34:30:51] Thank God they're here.

[34:30:52] Help us, help us!

[34:30:53] Help, help, help us!

[34:30:55] Some crazy man just hit me with a hatchet!

[34:30:57] Oh, he's trying to kill us!

[34:30:59] I don't know, he said he's here, he said his name is Yoshi, he ran in that alley, this guy talked to him for a second.

[34:31:06] Hold on.

[34:31:07] They were going outing, you know what's up?

[34:31:08] Yeah, up there at the stairs.

[34:31:11] Oh, this way?

[34:31:12] Yeah, you went there, what is it? Southbound, is that what the cool kids say?

[34:31:18] Come on team, spread out, maybe we can help.

[34:31:21] Yeah, let's go do it.

[34:31:22] Let's spread out team.

[34:31:23] What are you talking about?

[34:31:28] Let's spread out and look for cute, clip was, for cute's, I don't need to look for those.

[34:31:49] I don't think that's him.

[34:32:43] Goodness

[34:32:52] Stop up there. See what happens when you're bad. Oh my god

[34:33:22] Forty's hurt also a blue shirt guy turquoise be yes

[34:33:28] Hold still 40. Oh, no 40. Do her cries of anguish. I'll take care of you. What the fuck happened. Oh, you're God

[34:33:46] It's okay, that's okay. Look the police are gonna arrest them definitely now

[34:34:05] This psychopath is hitting us with a hatchet, so he's chasing us and stuff. What are we supposed to do?

[34:34:14] That's called the cops and you guys responded it didn't timely fashion

[34:34:19] Listen, he's saying that you guys attacked him

[34:34:22] Yeah, that's true, but that was like 30 minutes ago. Yeah, and we were like

[34:34:27] He's saying that he basically attacked you guys and self-defense essentially.

[34:34:31] That was like 30 minutes ago!

[34:34:33] He was like an hour!

[34:34:34] He said that you guys chased him up here.

[34:34:36] What do you mean?

[34:34:37] No, he hit you with a hatchet.

[34:34:39] You were trying to help us find him.

[34:34:41] So I'm just gonna be like looking over here as his fingers and stuff and seeing, you know, whatever happened.

[34:34:45] But that's what he's stating. He says we have to witness it.

[34:34:48] No, we were standing. Look, if you look in front of the gun store, there's my blood probably.

[34:34:55] And he hit me up here, so there's blood up here.

[34:34:58] I

[34:35:00] Can look at 40s big boo boo

[34:35:04] Just go to the gun store my blood probably right there I would we were just standing there and he hit me with a hatchet

[34:35:09] Let's get for I'm gonna get for you

[34:35:14] The gun store I don't think they're going to the gun store mr. Mike

[34:36:00] Criminal 40 just stay breathing okay, just breathe

[34:36:16] Breathe the 40 breathe

[34:36:19] She was hit with a hatchet. I'm putting pressure on the

[34:36:24] Oh, that makes sense

[34:36:36] What I'm stopping I'm stopping God I

[34:36:41] Guess we should be happier like a cough instead of an EMS. Oh, geez

[34:36:46] Oh, no, there's EMS on the way too.

[34:36:48] I'm just holding off the boat.

[34:36:50] Oh, thank god.

[34:36:52] I was applying pressure to a bleeding wound, making more blood come up.

[34:36:55] Because you're pushing on the wound.

[34:36:57] I'm holding it.

[34:36:59] Were you with me?

[34:37:01] Okay, pressure, you want to get the bandage ready?

[34:37:03] Yep, I got the bandage.

[34:37:05] All right, let's gauge that up.

[34:37:07] Thomas, 40, how you doing?

[34:37:09] I'm not so good.

[34:37:11] That officer was pushing blood out of me, Paul.

[34:37:13] right now yeah he was like yeah you're going to jail for a long time pushing back

[34:37:23] that pushing back in oh okay yeah we got it back we'll get you some nice

[34:37:31] fresh blood as well yeah this I be starting for you I'll come everywhere I

[34:37:38] touch I think I broke all my bones where is mr. wizard discovered no idea what

[34:37:46] Oh hell yeah.

[34:37:47] He's a wizard.

[34:37:48] I'm sorry I'm in here.

[34:37:49] Let's put you in a slingage out of here.

[34:37:50] You know what blood-sap you were Miss Forty?

[34:37:52] Oh.

[34:37:53] Dorns.

[34:37:54] Oh hell yeah.

[34:37:55] Ooh.

[34:37:56] I'm kidding you're not my friend.

[34:37:57] I mean you're my...

[34:37:58] You're my...

[34:37:59] I think I got all my phones broken.

[34:38:00] Oh god her finger doesn't look too good.

[34:38:01] Oh my god.

[34:38:02] Everyone touch sir.

[34:38:05] It hurts.

[34:38:06] Let me get this blunt ready.

[34:38:07] No worries.

[34:38:08] The trainer has five phones.

[34:38:09] Just say yes or no.

[34:38:10] Answer yes or no questions.

[34:38:11] No need to move.

[34:38:12] I'm sorry.

[34:38:13] I'm sorry.

[34:38:14] I'm sorry.

[34:38:15] I'm sorry.

[34:38:16] I'm sorry.

[34:38:17] questions don't need to move you need me to donate blood for what's up with blood

[34:38:21] talk for you boss I don't know oh yeah all right I am who my friends are some

[34:38:28] probably an OSL thank you we'll be a blood transfusion arrest that man

[34:38:33] criminal boo I will cleanse you when you get out of prison we'll purify you

[34:38:44] with electricity. Mike, are you gonna be okay here? Has there been other people assaulting

[34:38:56] you? What the fuck is going on here? Oh, this guy came out of nowhere. Just hit me with

[34:39:00] the hatchet. Wait, are you hurt too? I thought it was a sport. No, I bandaged. I bandaged

[34:39:06] you. I bandaged myself. All right, well, we're gonna take care of this asshole. I

[34:39:14] appreciate it, Mike. Thank you. We'll cleanse him when you're done. Hello, Michael

[34:39:25] Can I come to the maze?

[34:39:29] Please?

[34:39:31] Okay.

[34:39:33] Oh, okay.

[34:39:35] When was the community service Thursday?

[34:39:53] I'll take a piss and then we gotta go somewhere.

[34:40:00] Fucking went to run up the stairs

[34:43:29] and just fucking face...

[34:43:31] He just like tripped on the first one

[34:43:33] and just face-panted, right?

[34:43:37] Right into the second place.

[34:43:39] Oh, hi Michael sir, hello

[34:43:48] She's gonna get 40 she should be treated by now. I know I feel bad. I mean he's fine

[34:43:58] It's so fucking funny though, at least we caught that dirty

[34:44:07] He's very good sir it would be cool if when Mike gets fixed at only half works

[34:44:11] So sometimes he wake up nice and others he wakes up normal

[34:44:14] Hey nice Mike too complicated. He pentas a piece of shit. That's a cunt. I want to fucking ban this piece of shit

[34:44:46] Look 40s up front. Hey 40. Yo, hey, I'll start with the Ted gifted sub 64. Actually close to the sub cake

[34:45:22] 6500 one

[34:45:25] Well Jane got a

[34:45:28] 51 50 so couldn't necessarily play her at 6300

[34:45:41] With a promo, you'll get 8k. That's true. I

[34:45:51] I should probably do that before the subcom drops huh? Let's check

[34:46:01] the car and lose them. True. Doesn't seem like there's anybody at the beam machine.

[34:46:11] Seems like it. Yeah. Wait for 40 guys. Oh, is she okay? Yeah, she's fine. Okay. See you soon.

[34:46:58] Okay. Peace. The maze! Yo, I also have a nice gift for the 10 gifted subs. Damn, I guess we,

[34:47:51] I don't know, we'll see what happens. I was gonna say we could just turn the rest of tonight,

[34:47:54] tonight into a permathon

[34:47:56] Well that sounds they have anything planned. I mean, we'll see what happens. Oh, we'll see what happens

[34:48:04] Stay here. Yeah

[34:48:15] Do you remember this?

[34:48:16] Okay, I remember what it feels like. Yes

[34:48:23] All right. We're gonna have some new lessons you understand me. Okay, when you jump out

[34:48:32] I need you to finger guns at me and scream hands up bitch

[34:48:36] Why?

[34:48:38] Because I like it

[34:48:40] why because I do okay hello no again oh oh again what

[34:49:02] it's up bitch put your hands up no more aggressive please put your hands up

[34:49:21] bitch no go back more force mere colonize this shit again ice cold the

[34:49:33] streets I killing hands up bitch oh better you can do one more one more

[34:49:40] better than that

[34:49:45] 156 20k on here right now oh that's a come here come on hands up bitch money

[34:49:54] and drugs on me oh hands up bitch more come on hands up me you want me to sell

[34:50:00] drugs to kids my block hands up bitch you want me to get in your car and help

[34:50:06] you sell drugs to children all right if you want me to drink a shit ton of

[34:50:13] alcohol and take out a steam still a cop car yeah that's what you want me to

[34:50:18] do damn I'm gonna get back behind the pillar now I just don't want to get

[34:50:22] days yo again a hands up bitch what do you want me to do I said put your hands

[34:50:35] up god damn you oh god what now oh hi what you got yo I guess let me see I

[34:50:45] I guess.

[34:50:46] Mm-hmm.

[34:50:47] So much drugs.

[34:50:48] And a taser.

[34:50:49] Don't take my taser.

[34:50:50] But I find the pillar.

[34:50:53] Oh.

[34:50:54] Alright, Mike.

[34:51:00] Lesson number two.

[34:51:02] Activities.

[34:51:03] Alright.

[34:51:04] What do you like to do, Mike Block?

[34:51:06] Well, run my homeless shelter.

[34:51:08] No.

[34:51:09] Oh.

[34:51:10] Illegal things.

[34:51:11] One of the most illegal things you can think of.

[34:51:14] Uh, hi treason.

[34:51:17] Okay.

[34:51:18] Examples.

[34:51:19] How would you achieve high treason? I love treason.

[34:51:23] Uh, how would I achieve high treason?

[34:51:26] Yes.

[34:51:27] I'll probably leak some information to our enemies.

[34:51:30] Perfect. How do you feel about drugs, Mike?

[34:51:33] I love drugs. Drugs are great.

[34:51:36] Should I love drugs?

[34:51:38] Yep.

[34:51:39] Oh yeah, they're cool, I guess.

[34:51:41] You lost all of them.

[34:51:42] I do?

[34:51:43] Yep.

[34:51:44] Hey!

[34:51:45] Children.

[34:51:48] Oh.

[34:51:49] because they'll be lifelong customers and eventually when they grow up they'll be

[34:51:53] so addicted that they'll trade information from your enemies I guess

[34:51:57] that doesn't make sense long-term goals Mike and how do you feel about ice

[34:52:01] where's the word ice mean to you I probably want to drive if it was too

[34:52:06] I see oh ice I think a person you ever killed a man like what I killed a

[34:52:14] woman yeah probably you ever wanted to again deep down kind of good you know you

[34:52:26] don't want to be good life you know you don't oh oh I do stupid because it

[34:52:34] doesn't make you money that's true I have lost $300,000 in two days yes

[34:52:40] exactly 40 oh what's the phrase my fuck taught you

[34:52:48] hands say to him yeah no 40 like he taught you like he taught you oh in the

[34:53:04] good days when you were best friends the best friends who attend through this

[34:53:09] city ripping it apart taught me this book

[34:53:12] best 40 for what's 40 hell yeah what

[34:53:16] about I bet huh did he teach you I bet

[34:53:18] Mike ask her a question wait 40 what

[34:53:24] what's your favorite charity

[34:53:26] I want to cheer up this one cuz she

[34:53:29] wants to rob some people oh my like

[34:53:32] what do you mean ask her if she

[34:53:34] wants to rob some people with him you

[34:53:36] want to rob some people 40 oh Chris

[34:53:39] Oh my back!

[34:53:41] Oh my back!

[34:53:42] Alright try again.

[34:53:44] My back!

[34:53:45] My back!

[34:53:46] Hmmmm.

[34:53:47] Tell her A-40.

[34:53:48] You want- you've been a wanna- I- some people.

[34:53:51] It's so long.

[34:53:53] Faster.

[34:53:54] Hey you've been a I- some mavuckas- 40!

[34:53:58] Oh!

[34:53:59] I- that.

[34:54:00] Easy.

[34:54:01] That, that.

[34:54:02] How's it feel?

[34:54:03] Mmmhmm.

[34:54:04] How's it feel?

[34:54:05] Yeah, it feel- feel alright.

[34:54:06] You feeling good?

[34:54:07] Yeah, yeah, I feel alright.

[34:54:08] Oh no no hey all right now jump out from behind the pillar and scream at this

[34:54:15] guy to put his hands up. Do you have any friends that aren't in the one fitting

[34:54:19] game? What's that? They're not in one fitting game. They're completely viable options for robbery.

[34:54:27] Oh, stand right here. Mr. Block.

[34:54:31] Mm-hmm.

[34:54:32] Go ahead. Rob this, man.

[34:54:34] Are you sure?

[34:54:35] Yep.

[34:54:36] Oh, no, no, no. It feels kind of wrong, yo.

[34:54:40] It's what I would do.

[34:54:41] Oh!

[34:54:42] Oh, damn, I ain't hands up, yo.

[34:54:44] Ah, shit.

[34:54:45] No, miss.

[34:54:47] Don't take all my stuff.

[34:54:48] Man, I'm gonna do it, yo.

[34:54:50] No!

[34:54:51] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[34:54:52] Your failure.

[34:54:53] Oh, my body, I've worked all day for that.

[34:54:58] I took everything!

[34:55:00] Oh no!

[34:55:01] I'm done!

[34:55:02] Yeah!

[34:55:03] I take everything!

[34:55:06] Alright, the way fuck I'm at it is always the end of the day. I have a reason.

[34:55:09] It's progress!

[34:55:10] It's progress!

[34:55:12] What the fuck did you have? Blue shirt guy?

[34:55:14] A lot, not a lot. I had like, a grantured box in my ID and a radio.

[34:55:17] I don't care about it, I have an extra one.

[34:55:19] I have an extra radio.

[34:55:21] Alright.

[34:55:22] Follow me.

[34:55:23] You're gonna go through your fucking tests.

[34:55:26] Forty in, Mike.

[34:55:27] Fucking test. Oh

[34:55:31] I'm just using colorful language to express my hostility

[34:55:40] What oh the maze

[34:55:52] Go in the maze. All right. All right

[34:55:54] Every person you interact with

[34:55:56] You were going to threaten and Rob. Oh my god

[34:56:01] And you're gonna do it with excitement. All right

[34:56:06] You goddamn are gonna remember who you are. Oh, yeah, I'm happy

[34:56:10] Oh, hey

[34:56:12] Hey, hey, no, thanks for the help. Oh

[34:56:18] No, man that house is so right now you're a bad person and oh my god wrong

[34:56:26] Okay, okay, all right

[34:56:42] Hey, it's been wonderful. Yeah

[34:56:44] I'll make sure you never see him. See anything, but the gate is rusty. The gate is rusty

[34:56:49] Make it that gate look dead. We'll fix the game. Yo, damn. I gave you a house dog

[34:56:53] I know just the rest of the game. I think there might be like a pipe. You don't care about his gate

[34:56:57] It's my gate. Oh, okay. This is one of the homeless motherfuckers. I've been helping dogs

[34:57:02] Fuck him. You care about them, they don't have money for you.

[34:57:06] Yeah, I don't have money for you.

[34:57:08] He doesn't matter anymore, you have 40.

[34:57:10] 40's all you fucking need.

[34:57:12] And you don't even care about that house anymore, you're still like, let it stay there.

[34:57:16] 40's the only thing you need in your life, my fuck.

[34:57:18] Alright, damn! Should I...

[34:57:21] 40, one fitting gang and money, that's it.

[34:57:23] The maze, the maze!

[34:57:25] It's also confusing and windy, but it's kinda making sense, dawg.

[34:57:29] We can get out of here together. I think 40 dog

[34:57:55] You've gone through nine. I'm going through god damn yo

[34:58:00] He didn't catch up

[34:58:04] I hate every moment of this and it's crushing my soul. I mean I love this. This is what impresses me as a woman

[34:58:11] I just, I just want to keep the house clean.

[34:58:16] Where do you want to go?

[34:58:17] This way I guess.

[34:58:19] Sniffle him out.

[34:58:20] I'm sniffing.

[34:58:21] I'm sniffing.

[34:58:22] I'm sniffing, Mike.

[34:58:23] Okay, now that's my fault.

[34:58:25] There you go.

[34:58:26] Sniffle him out.

[34:58:27] It's on the wet.

[34:58:28] Look, it's cold out.

[34:58:29] Okay, where the fuck?

[34:58:30] What the fuck are they?

[34:58:31] Fine, now.

[34:58:40] Why?

[34:58:41] I don't know.

[34:58:42] That's coke nose.

[34:58:43] If you've ever heard of it.

[34:58:47] I don't know.

[34:58:48] I don't know.

[34:58:49] I don't know.

[34:58:50] I don't know.

[34:58:55] If you've ever heard it

[34:58:58] You know they do the best in show the police. Oh, damn

[34:59:05] Between you and your money

[34:59:14] I

[34:59:40] How many people are in here for sure

[34:59:45] What the fuck?

[34:59:47] Fucking hold still.

[35:00:02] Surprise hands up bitch!

[35:00:05] Sir you can put your hands down.

[35:00:29] No!

[35:00:48] Realize savings now yo.

[35:00:50] The streets is cold?

[35:00:52] Yeah.

[35:00:53] More power?

[35:00:55] Confidence?

[35:00:56] The streets is cold bitch.

[35:01:14] Cops are in the maze, cops are in the maze, cops are in the maze.

[35:01:16] Oh shit dog.

[35:01:17] Oh shit yo.

[35:01:22] You guys should really get out of here.

[35:01:31] What's that?

[35:01:33] they leave oh my god 40 I don't know if I like this you like it 40 where am I

[35:03:23] dog this is a wild Wednesday wanting the homeless huh the homeless yo they

[35:03:42] never got nothing to rob dog for real you're not gonna like what we're gonna

[35:03:48] have to tell you later than that. What? What you talking about? Man this shit the

[35:03:53] craziest Wednesday ever dog. I'm staying wait a minute. They did shit on my face yo. They

[35:04:21] weren't the fuckers my hat dog. They wore this shit on my face. Oh, but I'm a bit

[35:04:28] sad I thought you said you look more professional or something. Hey, when? That may shit

[35:04:42] Hey! I finished that! Hey, and say I was done with that...

[35:04:49] ...Commune...

[35:04:50] ...Service shit, yo!

[35:04:53] Oh, he speaks WandaFuck.

[35:04:55] Man, yeah, last time I talked to Ann, I, like, met her at the tavern, and she's like,

[35:04:59] we finna do some grindbys all the motherfuckers, yo.

[35:05:04] Damn, what is this shit, though?

[35:05:06] Oh! Oh, look!

[35:05:07] Man, where the motherfuckers going, yo?

[35:05:10] I don't know!

[35:05:11] Damn, why I got 20 grand on me?

[35:05:20] I mean, you're a lucky guy, I guess.

[35:05:23] I guess.

[35:05:25] Huh.

[35:05:28] Can I have $5,000?

[35:05:30] Pfft, fuck that, yo!

[35:05:32] Hey, we can make yo money, damn! Let's just rob motherfuckers!

[35:05:35] Exactly. We need to live well.

[35:05:40] I've been giving everyone else $5,000.

[35:05:43] Huh?

[35:05:45] Yeah, you've been giving out like five grand all day.

[35:05:48] That's okay, I remember who you gave it to.

[35:05:51] Man, what did y'all talk about? Y'all crazy!

[35:05:54] I mean, we saw you do it, so I don't know, maybe we are crazy.

[35:05:57] What you mean all day I woke up. It's Wednesday morning. I'm at ants

[35:06:02] And then I went to do my community service yo, and I don't know that shit

[35:06:07] You should check my phone that you took for me and see if like what the date is I think cuz I think it's up to date Saturday

[35:06:16] Hey, dog

[35:06:22] Yeah, check your bank account number 15. It's okay. I remember

[35:06:26] Yeah, I'm a half a millionaire dog and I'm a half a millionaire

[35:06:32] lots of women lots of women for real Robby of four days a trillion dollars dog I

[35:07:23] guess that would be ants if we think about it huh yeah man y'all better not

[35:07:31] fuck with me yo what happened dog for real she did what we followed her way

[35:07:39] she showed us the way he beat down some people you talk about that quiet oh no I

[35:07:54] think 40 would probably be the one to keep you up to date I think oh don't

[35:08:00] There's a police report, we can just ask the cops for it.

[35:08:04] Man, fuck that! Why the fuck would we talk to the cops, dawg? What are you talking about?

[35:08:08] What is happening? Hello? What is happening, dawg? Someone better start talking before a finna start clapping!

[35:08:15] Well, we're saying things about, like, being a nice guy now or something, and you're giving away money, and, um...

[35:08:21] Gave away money?!

[35:08:22] Yeah! You own a homeless shelter now.

[35:08:25] Who are-

[35:08:26] What?

[35:08:27] What are words, not mine?

[35:08:28] the shelter off of I mean I don't know I don't know I've been given and buying I

[35:08:33] think someone wait what it there was another number 15 who in who implicate

[35:08:43] me I think someone's knocked out number 15 took his identity yes that we got

[35:08:52] to get to the bottom of this dog for real yeah that is what happens oh the

[35:08:57] the other pages bro you should check it someone probably found your phone

[35:09:01] all right Mike's home for the homeless what the fuck is this yo the streets are

[35:09:11] warped now the streets is cold that's not a percent of the streets is cold dog

[35:09:17] this over oh this shit all fucked up dog I'm so confused I'll be honest so on

[35:09:41] my though who got a strap for me dog I got that I got nothing I'm gonna need a

[35:09:50] gun yo but that's only gonna get off someone right well yeah we is yo for

[35:09:56] real fuck that shit I'm gonna spray up the tavern oh oh Andy Rob 30 racks of

[35:10:08] me now about to wreak some havoc go and burn that bitch down go and get some

[35:10:14] sort of murder clown hey what a bitch hands up motherfucker you want to get

[35:10:20] tasered oh taser yeah I ain't playing dog I need a cat so I can murder Andy

[35:10:26] You got a gun bitch?

[35:10:31] Give me that shit yo, hands up!

[35:10:34] Fuck that dog!

[35:10:35] This what you get for not having a gun!

[35:10:38] Well that's what you get bitch!

[35:10:42] Yeah that's right!

[35:10:44] Man what this pussy ass gun?

[35:10:46] Man that's the only gun I've ever had!

[35:10:48] How you gonna have a pussy ass gun?

[35:10:50] Is you a pussy motherfucker dog?

[35:10:52] Man and you had drugs!

[35:10:55] Why you fucking with me? Why you fucking with my money?

[35:10:57] I ain't fucking with you! I ain't fucking with you!

[35:10:59] And you got the- man, why you fucking with my money?

[35:11:01] I ain't fucking with you!

[35:11:03] Next time I roll up and say come up out the pockets, bro, you better, yo!

[35:11:05] I ain't playin', dawg!

[35:11:07] I ain't playin', bro!

[35:11:09] Damn, fuck that, yo!

[35:11:11] Joe dumbass, bitch!

[35:11:13] I ain't playin' with y'all!

[35:11:15] Hey, good job. Good luck, Mike. I wish you luck in this.

[35:11:20] I think you died.

[35:11:22] Fuck you, bitch! I hope you died!

[35:11:24] I have me too.

[35:11:26] And she's a tasty two hundred times

[35:11:31] Taste you like an extra five times earlier today, too

[35:11:37] Oh

[35:11:41] She did she did huh?

[35:11:43] She did all of this for real all of it for real wasn't she the last person you saw for real

[35:11:51] Oh

[35:11:53] We finna have to get some revenge on that for real dog. I don't know she's under 38

[35:12:01] Man, she's gonna be number dead. Oh

[35:12:06] Yeah, she's gonna be number dead. I got a stash these joints. Oh

[35:12:13] Then we need a gun

[35:12:15] Then I'm gonna wave it around and say if you don't want to get shot you better run

[35:12:19] But then I'm just gonna blast them in the back

[35:12:21] black black they hit in the deck blood

[35:12:24] hurry where my fucker screaming and shit

[35:12:27] dog take the drugs flip them on the

[35:12:29] corner sell them to all y'all oh ah ten

[35:12:34] dollars a pop I got the Vigilch pistol

[35:12:38] SNS and the Glock man what you want I

[35:12:41] got it on deck serve up them feeds that

[35:12:44] hollow who's next got meth pills and

[35:12:48] weed for sale shit I'm blasting at the

[35:12:50] the cops I ain't going to jail, bro!

[35:12:52] For real!

[35:12:53] Turd!

[35:12:54] I'm finna be back!

[35:12:55] Pee-poopoo!

[35:13:14] Pee-pee-poopoo!

[35:13:15] Man, what is this shit?

[35:13:30] Man, what the fuck is-

[35:13:47] You gotta plan for Ann.

[35:13:55] Mind the taser.

[35:14:07] You should taze her Ann until she's bad.

[35:14:09] I don't really remember anything that happened though, right?

[35:14:27] That should be so good.

[35:14:37] That's weird though.

[35:14:43] Hold up!

[35:14:44] Watch me while I'm in the car.

[35:14:47] I got some food under the seat and I need to eat it.

[35:14:49] Oh shit.

[35:14:50] Or else I'm gonna be bleeding cause I'm gonna pass out behind my head on a desk.

[35:14:54] Oh.

[35:14:55] I don't know 40, it's up to you at the end of the day.

[35:15:08] I mean, if you, by using your logic, I'm just 64, what can I say about it?

[35:15:11] Yeah, you don't mean more to me than number 50.

[35:15:14] You can go on, you mean more to me than number 50.

[35:15:18] But, I don't know.

[35:15:20] Well, how did she, how did she get number 38, right?

[35:15:25] Oh, she went from number, uh, 76, 91, 238.

[35:15:31] Alright.

[35:15:31] Because I was gonna say, if she was just, I don't know,

[35:15:34] were you just, were you always giving them out like randomly,

[35:15:36] or were you giving it out to like the first person you saw and then the second person?

[35:15:40] Yeah, I was like that.

[35:15:41] When I met number 15, it was friend at first sight.

[35:15:45] Yeah, because I was just gonna ask about that, like, you know,

[35:15:48] if she was just the first person you saw then, you know,

[35:15:51] but I guess she's earned her spot, so, I don't know.

[35:15:54] It's up to you at the end of the day. I'll be honest, I'm just here to pray I get at least my phone back.

[35:16:00] Well, among the people, the group I met when I met 50, he's the only one who wants to be my friend.

[35:16:05] Oh.

[35:16:10] Then, I don't know. It sounds like you have your answer there. It's just, it's just not in concrete, you know.

[35:16:15] And just number 30.

[35:16:19] And you have your answer in that instance, you know? It's all about in the moments, but I don't know. What do I know?

[35:16:27] Number 51 to be more than she needs, and he would win if we're to turn it.

[35:16:31] Come back and pity me.

[35:16:35] Well, has there been an opportunity for him to participate in one recently?

[35:16:39] No.

[35:16:40] I guess you have your answer. Maybe he could be higher, but you know,

[35:16:44] he just haven't given them the opportunity.

[35:16:47] No, they can challenge him.

[35:16:51] Then why zones?

[35:16:53] You have them challenge each other right now then.

[35:16:57] Oh.

[35:16:59] See? Because that solves the issue, you know? You don't have to pick a side, but also you get to see who is...

[35:17:05] Not right, you know? I think you get what I mean, you know?

[35:17:10] Just read it up from the ladder.

[35:17:13] 38 should mean more to me, but...

[35:17:16] I don't remember 50 more.

[35:17:18] Good, you do you want a chair?

[35:17:24] Yeah, whoever survives, I'll be a...

[35:17:27] Who needs more to me.

[35:17:28] Yeah, see? Boom. You solved the issue. Like...

[35:17:31] He is a bum.

[35:17:32] Hell yeah.

[35:17:35] Hey, so what, huh?

[35:17:39] Aunt did, huh?

[35:17:42] She number 38.

[35:17:44] Yeah, she do what?

[35:17:45] But even though she great, I was highest.

[35:17:50] Actually, no, you're higher.

[35:17:52] No, she's higher.

[35:17:56] What are you having an existential meltdown

[35:17:58] over this, I think?

[35:17:59] I thought I was number one.

[35:18:02] Oh, you're number one?

[35:18:03] Yeah.

[35:18:04] Oh, OK.

[35:18:05] Oh, well, that's all she is you like immediately.

[35:18:08] Oh, one and fifty.

[35:18:10] Yeah, one fifty.

[35:18:16] Well then there's no issue for you, you know?

[35:18:18] Mm-hmm. Oh, good.

[35:18:26] Yeah, I don't think so my head hurts a lot right now.

[35:18:29] So y'all saying,

[35:18:32] and stole

[35:18:34] $30,000 on me and four days?

[35:18:37] Yeah, essentially.

[35:18:40] Yeah, that's like the rough estimate, I think.

[35:18:43] Right, 40?

[35:18:44] Yeah, I'm so...

[35:18:50] I don't know did you out how much money did you have before you this all and

[35:18:55] Trillionaire I had half a million dollars yo half a million dollars to have like how much

[35:19:01] shit

[35:19:02] 200 200 that's 30 300 grand

[35:19:07] She took four days

[35:19:11] I probably would have made a million dollars in them days yo

[35:19:15] Take my money in days yo, I don't under stand 40 day

[35:19:18] Oh, it's not only it's not only Andy

[35:19:24] It's everyone. Everyone's out to take them. I only one everyone out to get you. I only one you must the doctors everyone

[35:19:33] Shit yo

[35:19:35] Yeah, you were talking to the cops a lot during the last few days, too. Why what I mean? We went there like once today

[35:19:42] I think that's about it actually

[35:19:44] You're kind of like telling how we beat people in the streets

[35:19:49] Well that's what 40 said at 40 my homie yo she'd never lie to me ain't that right 40

[35:20:43] I did not steal them from you

[35:20:45] Well that's what she said

[35:20:50] Shit I thought it was like a Wednesday or something dawg what the fuck going on yo

[35:20:54] What it is Wednesday

[35:20:56] What I said my moving bitch

[35:20:58] Wednesday

[35:21:00] Put the man's back up

[35:21:02] Yeah

[35:21:20] You actually hugged my ears

[35:21:25] You get this shit in

[35:21:27] I don't know how all the bunch of shit off me yo and I want it back dawg

[35:21:41] I will give you your steel and you give it away

[35:21:45] I will give you $10,000 if you just don't rub it on else

[35:21:51] I will give you $10,000

[35:21:52] Nah nah nah it ain't like that

[35:21:53] It ain't like that yo

[35:21:54] I'm for the dip

[35:21:55] This is personal

[35:21:56] Oh hey Kevin

[35:21:57] I'm for the dip yo

[35:21:58] Jeff what the fuck

[35:21:59] I'm gonna be seeing you real soon and you fucked up dawg

[35:22:11] That Kevin guy's an asshole

[35:22:13] Shuh

[35:22:22] We did it dawg

[35:22:24] We saved the city.

[35:22:27] Did you?

[35:22:28] Yeah, I feel like we did.

[35:22:31] I guess you did then, hell yeah.

[35:22:32] Damn!

[35:22:33] I need to hear it.

[35:22:33] That felt good, yo!

[35:22:50] You too.

[35:22:51] But, I said I want you to just put my-

[35:23:00] I know, I'm gonna have to have a conversation with Lauren.

[35:23:04] I know she's doing everything, but yeah, if she does that to the wrong person, she's gonna get bad.

[35:23:09] She me pistol whip that bitch!

[35:23:22] Ha ha ha!

[35:23:22] Yeah, that was pretty quick, wasn't it?

[35:23:24] Oh yeah, you see me pistol whip that bitch, yo!

[35:23:27] You do rest exercises. Ah, she was fast. It's fun. I was like, whoa

[35:23:36] I said, who I said me I said me

[35:23:40] Lawrence Murphy trait. Well, our Lauren knows RP, but she doesn't know gta rp. I guess completely different, you know

[35:24:02] finna be back

[35:24:09] Okay

[35:24:21] Pistol whip a purple bitch in the head. I told her hands up. She said no

[35:24:27] Now she dead

[35:24:29] Oh! Laying on the floor fucking leaking!

[35:24:32] Shoot her eyeballs out!

[35:24:35] Now she-

[35:24:36] Where I'm at leaking.

[35:24:39] Now I'm geeking!

[35:24:41] I popped a Molly, yo!

[35:24:43] Cause it's fun!

[35:24:46] Drugs are cool!

[35:24:47] They'll make you...

[35:24:49] Dumb!

[35:24:55] Gun? Drugs?

[35:25:01] I got a lot of catching up to do, chap.

[35:25:03] There's a mic back.

[35:25:19] Hey, you tell me, bitch! I just robbed like 10 people.

[35:25:21] Someone post that on ironically Kevin will go and take a police report

[35:26:21] You know cuz he's he's a coffee. You know, what do you do?

[35:26:25] Fuck the cops dog

[35:26:27] Yeah, I feel that way too watch the cops

[35:26:31] That's fun

[35:26:42] So long

[35:26:44] Who just shouldn't there mr. Mike?

[35:26:56] That's some dumb motherfuckers. Oh, is he looking at you the wrong way? Yeah, I guess you deserve it done

[35:27:02] Damn, yo. We need some kind of scheme or plot or something.

[35:27:11] Get the $5,000 back when people took it from you?

[35:27:15] True, true. But ain't you say Andy did?

[35:27:18] No, I said, um... I got... I remember who did it.

[35:27:22] No, he said Andy did.

[35:27:24] No, it's like she stole the 300 grand from you because you were able to say no to the you giving them away, you know?

[35:27:31] How long is it to call ma?

[35:27:33] Essentially, yeah.

[35:27:35] Yeah, walking coma. You're kind of like a zombie in a way. Oh my

[35:27:42] Kind of cool. Oh

[35:27:57] Yeah, there was a guy who

[35:28:00] Like flies me with a hatchet, but then you only called the cops. He didn't take care of him ourselves

[35:28:07] We did tackle him a lot

[35:28:08] So I think he probably like has a bruised like elbow. So there is that as consolation price

[35:28:14] I think he's already out of town.

[35:28:19] You'd always go check out the prison to see if he's there.

[35:28:24] You never know, he could have gotten like, I don't know, stuck in the MRPD holding cells for a long time. You never know.

[35:28:31] I have no idea.

[35:28:38] Let's take Anne and everyone else and put him inside and threaten to blow up the gas station.

[35:28:48] For $300,000.

[35:28:51] Oh, everyone is just taking it from you.

[35:28:53] Yeah, but like, who's gonna pay it though?

[35:28:55] The government?

[35:28:58] Ooh, or...

[35:28:59] Antenna!

[35:29:01] Yeah, or what?

[35:29:03] Yeah, you could get all a bunch of people and put them inside of some large vehicle, right?

[35:29:08] Put them out in the middle of nowhere, make sure they don't have a ghost.

[35:29:10] Nah, who's just trying to blow up her gas station and employees, yo?

[35:29:13] That would work, too.

[35:29:15] Let me get some antics, who need a pair?

[35:29:17] I need one.

[35:29:19] I ain't gone.

[35:29:20] Ping the maze.

[35:29:22] I don't really think that we know about the maze

[35:29:26] You know what I mean? Yeah, no one really unlike that metaphor me, which is fine

[35:29:51] You need a gun pop a slushie

[35:30:06] That's not a rob some people in the maze a few days ago. Yeah, I guess I'd remember that you need to heal dude

[35:30:38] Got it. Thank you. Oh you need to reload. I got a plan dog. We go and creep up at that gas station. Oh

[35:31:34] Catch a black it now we

[35:31:39] ah creep up on the gas station blocks out hurry one hands up get in the back of the gas station

[35:31:49] tell aunt we finna blow the whole place up unless she give me 300 000 bucks

[35:31:55] 40 grabs a fucking gas

[35:31:58] ready got some already got some she's ready for that shit now we finna blast

[35:32:07] someone park up in the alley dog oh here's some handcuffs for all y'all

[35:32:12] Oh, thank you.

[35:32:19] I don't have a gun though, but...

[35:32:25] Oh, yeah, you knew here.

[35:32:28] There you go.

[35:32:32] I think I need a gun, too.

[35:32:35] How am I gonna hold some guy up?

[35:32:37] You know?

[35:32:38] This guy just says he's gonna kill me.

[35:32:40] You can just take one off one of them motherfuckers, alright?

[35:32:42] Yeah, let me get you.

[35:32:44] I'm asking for money.

[35:32:48] 64, that's my number.

[35:32:50] There were so many people there.

[35:33:11] There will probably still be a lot, though.

[35:33:13] No, there was Lauren.

[35:33:15] It's probably from what we did earlier.

[35:33:17] Probably.

[35:33:27] Just follow me, dog.

[35:33:28] Follow my lead.

[35:33:29] I.

[35:33:30] Let me fix the car.

[35:33:31] No one get out.

[35:33:32] Hi.

[35:34:07] Get inside.

[35:34:08] OK, OK, OK.

[35:34:10] OK.

[35:34:11] Y'all ants employees.

[35:34:14] Yeah.

[35:34:15] Hi.

[35:34:15] Well, listen up, yo.

[35:34:17] I'm finna need one of y'all

[35:34:19] All three y'all

[35:34:21] I

[35:34:22] Now you better cooperate too

[35:34:24] Call the friend and tell him to come here

[35:34:26] Oh no

[35:34:27] A friend

[35:34:28] Yo

[35:34:29] Anyone y'all

[35:34:30] Probably someone that work here

[35:34:32] I take em

[35:34:33] No I

[35:34:34] I don't

[35:34:35] Don't say I'm here yo

[35:34:37] Just say hey just come to the store we hang out

[35:34:39] Put your hands out bitch

[35:34:41] Be cool be cool

[35:34:42] Everyone hide hi yo

[35:34:44] Hide if you need

[35:34:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing funny or else you get popped bitch

[35:35:05] Now it's for real put your hands down bitch make it look normal

[35:35:11] It's normal

[35:35:17] Whistle dog damn, let's make it look normal y'all do not look normal. I like these donuts

[35:35:25] Just restocking the shelves here

[35:35:28] They taste like those skills made out of a trunk blend in

[35:35:39] Listen to me listen to me. I will give you the $300,000. I think go get a bitch

[35:35:53] Don't get the money or 40 star boring gasoline everywhere

[35:35:57] How the fuck did you get $300,000 on an ATM, is you a stupid dog?

[35:36:02] And that shit better not be traceable, dog.

[35:36:08] Y'all fucked up, y'all fucked up, dog.

[35:36:12] Y'all some stupid motherfuckers, y'all fucked up.

[35:36:16] Hurry, we're a dog.

[35:36:24] Fuck that, y'all.

[35:36:25] You know how it is, dog.

[35:36:27] Yo, which one of you guys was the one that was a rich ass motherfucker?

[35:36:33] What are you?

[35:36:35] What?

[35:36:36] Which one of you was the rich person?

[35:36:38] We weren't gonna gas station.

[35:36:39] We were working for a bunch of money.

[35:36:42] I fucking took it.

[35:36:47] You made the tip money.

[35:36:49] Fuck, I can't wait.

[35:36:54] He took our tips.

[35:36:55] These guys had six grand on them.

[35:36:57] I'm trying for that money.

[35:37:05] By making food?

[35:37:06] Yo, who else can make food?

[35:37:08] I'm just by thinking.

[35:37:10] Oh.

[35:37:12] Oh.

[35:37:14] That's true, God could do that.

[35:37:16] Who was the cheeky who said that, huh?

[35:37:20] What?

[35:37:20] You know who I am.

[35:37:22] I don't know who I am, actually.

[35:37:23] Never mind.

[35:37:24] Yeah! Do you know who that is, dawg?

[35:37:26] No, I don't! I really don't!

[35:37:28] Good! And you better not tell anybody who I am.

[35:37:32] You better not, dawg. No names.

[35:37:34] Yeah.

[35:37:37] Unless it's a cool name.

[35:37:39] Maybe you're cool names!

[35:37:41] You're not cool!

[35:37:42] Raspberry Jam!

[35:37:43] What's that shit name? I should show in the video!

[35:37:46] You like how to shit, Blam?

[35:37:47] What's that shit name?

[35:37:48] It's a terrible name.

[35:37:50] I'm gonna give you another chance. Give me a better name.

[35:37:53] Give a really cool name

[35:37:56] Now your name yeah

[35:37:59] 3000

[35:38:05] I mean it's really not all right y'all better hope she come back yo we're giving you your name right? Yes

[35:38:13] I put the briefcase at the door

[35:38:18] No briefcase, okay hold on

[35:38:21] No, no, no briefcase

[35:38:28] Y'all finna die. She is fucking this up yo

[35:38:33] Y'all finna die dog for real not even your fault. How does that feel for real?

[35:38:43] Did you just like that?

[35:38:45] Yes, I did for real good to hear

[35:38:48] I'm people

[35:38:52] Damn, you know what you lucky. I only need one radio for now. Oh, okay

[35:38:58] Mostly because I had to donate it boards helping a person. Hi, that's good. Yeah, charity

[35:39:08] Mike block Rob me for all of it. Oh

[35:39:14] Where I go

[35:39:16] Uh, he went into that living coma.

[35:39:19] Oh, right, yeah, I forgot about that, too.

[35:39:22] Oh, damn.

[35:39:25] Damn!

[35:39:26] Do you guys remember anything about what happened on December 15th?

[35:39:29] Yeah, I think that's Ashford.

[35:39:31] Oh, he's gonna make a YouTube video.

[35:39:33] No.

[35:39:34] I was in a wake.

[35:39:36] For four days?

[35:39:38] Actually, that's believable.

[35:39:40] Are you at least watching soap operas?

[35:39:44] No?

[35:39:45] While you're sleeping.

[35:39:46] No, if I'm asleep, why would I be watching something?

[35:39:48] See, that's a test.

[35:39:49] So I know this is not a computer.

[35:39:53] Oh, so I'm gonna just make the ringleader.

[35:39:55] No, I just want it here.

[35:39:57] No, I just make the ringleader.

[35:39:59] I'm here.

[35:40:01] They're the ringleaders.

[35:40:03] They think I'm the ringleader.

[35:40:05] I have a box.

[35:40:07] A box?

[35:40:09] I'll take it.

[35:40:11] Give me the box.

[35:40:16] Please.

[35:40:18] please hey you're in a good job I'm proud of you okay thank you thank you

[35:40:23] listen all right me thank you very much for the nickname I'll come back here

[35:40:27] one day and you know what maybe you might get a six grand tip

[35:40:30] probably well I think it might be all here I don't know though this a lot of

[35:40:36] money I don't leave them cuffed let's peel out right don't fuck with me yo burn

[35:40:44] Burn this bitch down dawg. Burn this bitch down 40!

[35:40:48] Please!

[35:40:51] Damn this box heavy!

[35:40:54] The box heavy, I can't run!

[35:41:00] It's alright, I'm coming!

[35:41:05] Ah, just chill yo, I got the box!

[35:41:11] It just looked like a bunch of money.

[35:41:21] money's good oh oh my bad for you can sit here man if y'all don't get in the

[35:41:30] fucking corridor sorry you sit next to you we can't put this amount of money in

[35:41:43] the bank are you crazy are you insane we definitely raised some red flags what are

[35:42:13] you gonna do with this money yo I mean you could deposit it guns and drugs you

[35:42:18] right exactly it's a year welfare yeah I'm a good any fine I have to open those

[35:42:24] boxes for hold up I got an idea okay yo you got one of these guys joints that I

[35:42:37] took off of them yeah but like 1 30 for you guys in the trunk or the gun box my

[35:42:50] bed yeah I got something to keep the rest maybe we do back to money yeah well

[35:43:00] I always need joints so it's kind of good to have a decent amount now and then we do and then we do do a gun deal

[35:43:06] Sometimes watching the Russian documentary and you just just watch in a horror

[35:43:11] They need to take off the load, you know

[35:43:13] Yeah, I guess actually

[35:43:18] Yeah, especially when they show the realities of that dystopian time period

[35:43:25] No, nothing nothing

[35:43:27] Hey, Farty, didn't you tell me you wanted a cocaine brick once?

[35:43:32] You should shut that shit up, dawg.

[35:43:35] Oh, let's know, bro.

[35:43:38] Yeah, I...

[35:43:39] It's 25k.

[35:43:40] I think I'm gonna pull it away the money I got, too.

[35:43:43] Probably gonna build me a Stirlsgaps.

[35:43:51] They literally can't do that.

[35:43:55] That'd be powergaming as fuck, dude.

[35:43:59] We did it, yo!

[35:44:13] The streets are cold again.

[35:44:17] Hell yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Damn I feel pretty happy dog. I ain't really felt like this in a while and I'm glad you here 40. No I'm happy bro. Yeah I'm happy bro.

[35:44:38] And hurry one live happily ever after except for Aunt and her employees who we just burned to death and robbed $300,000 off of.

[35:44:45] Let's see if I can hear that. Let's hear that. Loud ass puppy dreams. Oh why don't you hear other car?

[35:45:13] More one.

[35:45:15] Priests.

[35:45:16] What?

[35:45:18] You're Priests.

[35:45:20] My what?

[35:45:21] You're Priests.

[35:45:23] Oh, what I got this for?

[35:45:26] Probably for its utilization.

[35:45:28] Unfortunately.

[35:45:29] An ugly car.

[35:45:31] Maybe to blow up some people in it.

[35:45:33] Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[35:45:35] Yeah, that do make sense.

[35:45:50] No homeless shelter.

[35:45:51] You get keys to people.

[35:45:52] Yeah, who I brought my homeless shelter off of, dawg?

[35:45:55] I don't think he really can, unless the guy has the deed out and they open.

[35:45:59] Maybe you bought it or something, I don't know.

[35:46:01] Bought it?

[35:46:02] Yeah, well, I don't know. Did you give out 40, did you give out 300 grand and like, just 5k payments?

[35:46:10] I don't know. I haven't seen him so much.

[35:46:15] Yeah, he's sipping his treat.

[35:46:17] He's taking up his time.

[35:46:19] Yeah, because like...

[35:46:21] like yeah cuz like a Prius is like ten

[35:46:25] you never spend the most

[35:46:27] I'll do that and I don't know you give a

[35:46:30] five brand of like a thousand people

[35:46:32] yeah I guess yeah maybe just gave it

[35:46:35] up to a thousand people mr. block why

[35:46:38] would I do that I don't know it called

[35:46:43] you nice block nice block a mic block

[35:46:47] apparently that was like your new name

[35:46:49] you were going by unless you've got a bone hey what the fuck is this shit yo the

[35:47:00] Prius will scream in a sleep yeah you like it's pretty loud he just straight

[35:47:17] up is like screaming sometimes do it's pretty loud sleeper so should be he's

[35:47:24] really wore out if I have someone over who has a dog in the running around I

[35:47:30] know that I'm he's gonna just fucking be screaming to sleep on that mansion

[35:47:47] Mansion? Why would I buy that when we got a perfect apartment on Grocery?

[35:47:53] Farm Street?

[35:47:54] You know?

[35:47:55] Hmm.

[35:47:56] You mean you were yourself, you know?

[35:47:58] Oh, maybe so that people can donate their stuff to us.

[35:48:01] No, no. That doesn't sound right.

[35:48:03] So we can...

[35:48:07] So I got a house.

[35:48:10] Mm-hmm.

[35:48:12] Don't know why, though.

[35:48:14] We could tie someone to a radiator in it.

[35:48:16] Oh, it's chill.

[35:48:18] Yeah, cops don't check the bodies inside the houses.

[35:48:21] Get the room?

[35:48:24] Yeah, that's why people would just bury them underneath the floorboards.

[35:48:28] What the dog's gonna do, sniff up your spaghetti sauce, you know?

[35:48:33] Or the body, it's like a toss-up.

[35:48:41] Is that that bitch Claire?

[35:48:44] Uh-oh.

[35:48:45] Fuck you, Claire! Bitch, come here!

[35:48:59] They believe the fucking area.

[35:49:01] No, alright!

[35:49:02] Get the whole body over here!

[35:49:03] They're writing all the wrongs you did today in a way.

[35:49:20] Ha ha ha!

[35:49:21] Ha ha ha!

[35:49:21] Ha ha ha ha!

[35:49:22] Ha ha ha ha!

[35:49:28] Well, yeah, you were all nice to her earlier today and now you're...

[35:49:30] Ha ha ha ha!

[35:49:31] ...in a right and you're wrong in a way?

[35:49:33] Nice to Claire!

[35:49:34] Why are you getting out?

[35:49:35] I don't know!

[35:49:36] Who is this motherfucker?

[35:49:37] Oh, he's kind of a 64-odd boy.

[35:49:40] But yeah, you were nice to her earlier today and now you're...

[35:49:49] Now you just kinda went in there and whacked her until she, uh, lost consciousness.

[35:49:53] That's true, I did do that.

[35:49:55] Oh my god.

[35:49:56] Okay, it's that drug dealer you gave one of your keys to.

[35:49:59] Hey, that's right, bitch.

[35:50:01] Yeah, motherfucker!

[35:50:05] 40, we need to spend this $300,000 on guns and drugs.

[35:50:16] Guns and drugs, dog. Guns and drugs.

[35:50:20] You know anyone who can hook that shit up?

[35:50:23] At the moment, like, right now?

[35:50:25] Yeah, like, well, yeah, that would be good.

[35:50:33] I'm looking for guns and drugs 300,000 dollars worth of guns and drugs

[35:51:00] I've got enough guns to probably arm a small militia in a war to win a country

[35:51:07] That's what we're doing yo we going to war against the HOA

[35:51:13] Oh that's something that the city is looking for I'm trying to help them out

[35:51:16] Maybe yellow jack open I what if we stand out there wait till someone

[35:51:48] drunk and then get in they cab and take him to an alley and beat the ass you're

[35:51:55] taking to an ATM make them take out $500 then beat the shit out of them in

[35:51:59] the alley Mike block talk about bitch what you talk about bitch man what hey

[35:52:15] clear I will beat your ass every time I see you believe that shit yo I'm so

[35:52:19] happy you're back mr. block have a great night bye what the fuck is you

[35:52:23] Is that the chick you just hit with the crowbar with a bat? Oh same thing in a way. Hey, she's our cop isn't she?

[35:52:38] Man, I'll give a fuck. I see

[35:52:40] She can be a cop, she can be a president. I mean bad luck now.

[35:52:44] Oh shit. Fuck it yo

[35:52:46] Blast it all time.

[35:52:48] Man, I'll be a male.

[35:52:50] Oh shit. Wait, male's the president?

[35:52:53] He might be dead too. I ain't seen a hundred and a quarter full.

[35:52:57] Yeah, I've missed I've missed out being up in Canada like it's four months. Holy. I'm out of a loop entirely

[35:53:03] I think 40 is trying to get you that drug and unthink

[35:53:10] Yeah, that'd be what up, you know

[35:53:18] zero cops on

[35:53:32] Me no take the keys yo

[35:53:37] Me

[35:53:43] Let me just get in the car so I can grab them from then

[35:53:45] And, you know, you know, that was weird.

[35:53:50] Yeah, sorry.

[35:53:50] I'm kidding you for to be driving, dog.

[35:53:54] If I do better this time, then what?

[35:53:57] The last time you want thin ice dog.

[35:54:00] OK, OK, I got a plan.

[35:54:02] You see that taxi over there?

[35:54:04] Yes, the yellow jack open.

[35:54:05] We go and pretend to be tax cab drivers.

[35:54:07] Someone will come out drug.

[35:54:09] They're going to take our taxi.

[35:54:10] We're going to take him to an ATM,

[35:54:11] take 500 bucks out, then beat the ass in an alley.

[35:54:15] Hell yeah, let's do that.

[35:54:17] So go over there dog, but first I got to think about some shit.

[35:54:21] Hey 40, we're gonna go steal that taxi.

[35:54:24] And I think I know the guy who owns this place.

[35:54:30] He won't mind me taking this thing.

[35:54:33] Hey 40, do you have a repair kit?

[35:55:04] I do.

[35:55:05] I think one of the nozzles is broken on there.

[35:55:07] Can you just like repair that taxi?

[35:55:09] So yeah, essentially the plan is we're gonna go up to the yellow jack right in this taxi

[35:55:14] We're gonna wait for people to get drunk and then we're gonna pick them up

[35:55:17] Bring them into an ATM and steal five hundred dollars from them take him into an alley and beat their ass

[35:55:23] But I don't know who should be driving the taxi you okay 40 mr. Block. Are you there?

[35:56:13] I don't know how I'm gonna explain how 40 just disappeared. Oh hi 40

[35:58:10] Are you all right?

[35:58:11] Yeah, yeah, cuz I can't drive both the Prius and the taxi

[35:58:18] I'll have to explain the plan D

[35:58:19] You know and you get back up for us. I just wanted to make sure you were okay

[35:58:23] You got into that got into that guy's car. He sounds like he smokes lucky strikes, you know

[35:58:27] I had to make sure right. I'll see you when you come back 40 pretty just kind of left where she go

[36:00:37] This guy's card he sounds like he smokes lucky strikes all day and

[36:00:41] He kind of just drove off with her. So I'm thinking I don't know if she's coming back, you know

[36:00:45] I have the keys what?

[36:00:48] Yeah, I have the keys. I guess not the other shit. Oh, yeah

[36:00:51] Yeah, he sounds like he smokes lucky strikes like 24 hours a day.

[36:00:54] Yeah, he's that guy.

[36:00:56] Who loves the poop?

[36:00:58] Oh yeah, you're getting damn young.

[36:01:00] Alright.

[36:01:02] Who's been watching us?

[36:01:04] I was just thinking maybe the Prius was coming too, that's why I was waiting here.

[36:01:11] I'm sorry, sir.

[36:01:13] I did, I had the poop.

[36:01:20] Yeah, I have the keys.

[36:01:22] No, no, no, the other shit!

[36:01:24] Oh yeah, he sounds like he smokes lucky strikes like 24 hours a day.

[36:01:26] Yeah, he's that guy.

[36:01:28] Sounds like he's

[36:01:31] All right, who's been watching you wanted to bring the Prius as well

[36:01:35] You know, I was just thinking maybe the Prius was coming to you. That's why I was waiting here. I'm sorry, sir

[36:01:41] I did I had to poop you want me to do access?

[36:01:51] Is it your axis?

[36:02:08] There he is. Yeah, are you going?

[36:02:27] Hey, you see where 40 go?

[36:02:30] 40

[36:02:31] 1940 am I I see her a minute. Oh hi 40

[36:02:37] Oh, what happens you have it but you don't have it what?

[36:02:49] Mike block the streets is called

[36:02:52] Well, Mike

[36:02:55] If you watch the guns and stuff

[36:02:57] We're just still looking for we were just kind of wait. Oh, here. We're just right here

[36:03:01] No, what the fuck would I be looking for dumb ass, yo?

[36:03:05] I don't know. She's just talking with a creepy guy. I just

[36:03:08] I wanted to make sure and let you know just in case you're trying to murder me.

[36:03:12] I don't want to get murdered, I want to murder you.

[36:03:14] What the fuck are you talking about?

[36:03:16] She's talking to a creepy guy.

[36:03:18] I don't know, just some creepy guy.

[36:03:21] Why would I care about any of this dog?

[36:03:24] I don't know, bro.

[36:03:25] You came back for that for the ride.

[36:03:31] A-40, what are you saying, yo?

[36:03:33] Oh, I can get five, um, five peppers and an 8k for 120k.

[36:03:39] Aye. From who, dawg?

[36:03:42] Oh. Can't say.

[36:03:45] Why not?

[36:03:46] Can't say it won't, or else the deal is off.

[36:03:51] Wow, when can we do this, yo?

[36:03:59] Oh, I say just transfer the money.

[36:04:01] Transfer?

[36:04:02] Ah!

[36:04:04] That seems a bit risky, like you transfer the guy, what if he just doesn't show up?

[36:04:08] Yeah, I want to see the product

[36:04:11] So that is like that or else he ain't giving it. I didn't fuck him

[36:04:18] Yeah, I would sound like he's just trying to get a toma call him a pussy

[36:04:23] Hi, I also see if I can ask him someone else to hi

[36:04:28] Who was it yo?

[36:04:30] Can't say bro. Yeah, but we ain't doing the deal no more. Oh, yeah, so can't say why

[36:04:38] Does it have anything to do with that guy's car you got in

[36:04:40] Yeah, you ain't gonna tell me 40, that's fucked up, yo.

[36:04:46] Yeah, and you guys are like best friends.

[36:04:48] I'll tell you everything.

[36:04:57] Yeah, it is a rip-off.

[36:04:59] I don't know, bro. You know, trust.

[36:05:01] I told you about the trust, bro.

[36:05:04] I don't want to squish the heart.

[36:05:06] Yeah, nah, I ain't fucking you.

[36:05:12] I don't even care.

[36:05:14] Ah, you know the plan?

[36:05:16] I didn't get the filler in, but I think maybe you should instead.

[36:05:20] I felt good.

[36:05:22] Yeah, I actually explained that pretty well then yeah, yeah, he's like really pretty wasn't bitchy. Yeah, that's true

[36:06:17] What up? What up yo, man? Where the fuck are you one out?

[36:06:38] Good question. Hey, I'm gonna get you a customer yo

[36:06:42] But here the deal yo you gotta get them real drunk and then when we go and do

[36:06:47] something you can't you gotta look the other way yo don't worry yo it's gonna

[36:06:54] be all right come on you know exactly you won't be liable

[36:06:57] it's not like you knew about it phase zero then I guess of the plan get

[36:07:08] people to this plan that was a funny night

[36:07:15] That was a really funny stream.

[36:07:17] Oh, there's very the clown. What's the clown for your event today?

[36:07:26] I mean, let's just steal a bus until everyone get in.

[36:07:29] Yeah, I mean, why not?

[36:07:31] And then a blue shirt guy can follow in the cab, no?

[36:07:34] Hell yeah.

[36:07:36] Sweet cab. That's also, I'm pretty sure, we would gaze away from blowing up.

[36:07:42] What?

[36:07:44] Oh no, I mean, it looks pretty shitty.

[36:07:46] And it's probably either gonna blow up or be sent to a landfill

[36:07:50] Like three days when the engine finally croaks out

[36:07:53] This thing's fine. Yo, yeah, it is pretty fine for now

[36:08:07] Oh, thanks for 38 months, baby. Appreciate that. Thank you

[36:08:13] What's that?

[36:08:15] Chippetta brand new sub welcome. That was an hour ago my bad peachy plan with a year

[36:08:24] Thanks

[36:08:26] Very nice very kind. Why do people that write books like to do more than be depressed?

[36:08:32] Drink alcohol, so let's call this like a fiction novelist guy

[36:08:36] Maybe he'll be able to like you know get himself cranked out, you know

[36:08:40] Bro, I don't know what you just said. Oh, let's call this a writer guy cuz you know

[36:08:49] Yeah

[36:08:51] Yo, damn.

[36:08:53] Hey, you a stupid-ass motherfucker, huh?

[36:08:55] Yeah, I'm still learning, I guess.

[36:08:57] Yeah, you a dumb motherfucker.

[36:08:59] Who is this motherfucker, 40? Why are you so dumb?

[36:09:01] Oh, it's about number 64.

[36:09:03] You're like friend number dumbass.

[36:09:07] Huh.

[36:09:08] How do you change his number to that?

[36:09:10] Are you able to change my number to that?

[36:09:13] Oh, that sounds pretty long.

[36:09:15] Yeah.

[36:09:16] I mean, what's the highest number you got, 40, you know?

[36:09:20] See, he isn't dumbass.

[36:09:22] This motherfucker just asked what the highest number is.

[36:09:25] No, and like her collection of numbered friends, you know?

[36:09:28] I can only count up to a hundred.

[36:09:30] An A in collection, bro.

[36:09:32] Yeah, an A in collection.

[36:09:33] Friends.

[36:09:34] They're just your friends, yeah.

[36:09:37] Forty, I hate this guy.

[36:09:39] Oh.

[36:09:41] It's okay.

[36:09:42] I like Q64.

[36:09:44] It's just that...

[36:09:44] I like Q40.

[36:09:45] You're so hateful for some music.

[36:09:47] Yeah, I hate this motherfucker.

[36:09:49] I think it's because I'm Canadian.

[36:09:50] I just hate you dog damn just shut up okay shut up dog damn

[36:10:13] This one fucking too quiet dog. I don't like him. Yo, he just told me to be quiet

[36:10:19] Fuck up dog damn

[36:10:21] Sorry, sir

[36:10:23] Sir full house 63 people

[36:10:28] This shit's dead

[36:10:30] Maybe I'm starting to think maybe people only role play

[36:10:33] When there's views involved.

[36:10:37] Huh.

[36:10:38] I'm starting to wonder...

[36:10:46] What?

[36:10:47] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[36:10:50] I mean, it depends.

[36:10:51] Is that just like the store stuff you buy?

[36:10:53] Or is it like the real stuff?

[36:10:55] I don't know.

[36:10:56] It's what comes to mind when you say Canadian.

[36:10:58] Yeah.

[36:10:59] It's like the stuff in the store generally is just the high syrup, like the sugar stuff.

[36:11:04] A real syrup.

[36:11:05] Oh, that's...

[36:11:06] It's like gold in the mouth.

[36:11:07] in the mouth. You're salty. They're supposed to be on that first off. Second off, what

[36:11:17] am I salty about? Russ kind of asks for role play. I mean,

[36:11:48] are you just going to get one of those yellow buses from the airport, Mr Block? Yeah, I

[36:11:51] guess so. I mean, GTA is definitely better. Like, I would say, I mean, I think Rust

[36:12:00] RP is fine, you know, but I think GTA is a better roleplay platform personally. Oh

[36:12:15] Simon comparable it's really not

[36:12:19] It's not variable

[36:12:22] There's a bus right here dog

[36:12:23] What's their piece handling dizzy? Yeah, it's good for random RP, but you can't

[36:12:39] really RP a

[36:12:42] Setting if you have to build everything yourself. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say like the like as far as immersion goes

[36:12:49] it's unmatched you know what I mean there's there's zero competition

[36:13:00] nice change of pace yeah I mean people getting their brakes in before 3.0 is

[36:13:21] probably I mean it's just you know like I said you know it would have been nice

[36:13:30] to RP on rust but I wish it is man it's all about who you know boys and

[36:13:43] Apparently I don't know enough people she's enjoying himself. Yeah, good friend. Yeah nice block was good

[36:14:04] Yeah, I've watched a bit too and

[36:14:13] Yeah, I mean it's fine, you know

[36:14:18] It looks fun. I would have liked to have played for a bit, but

[36:14:22] Cal can get you in Kyle's not in

[36:14:27] I'm just what other people like to call an asshole. So I'd assume there's a reason for it

[36:14:48] I mean, that's not really true. There's there's not too many

[36:14:51] Oh, there's not a lot of streamers that know me that think I'm an asshole

[36:14:58] What we got in I don't think whippies in I think whippies on the PvP server like I am

[36:15:03] You are an asshole. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys know me all of a sudden. Oh

[36:15:08] There we go. Oh, that's a bigger bus. Yeah, let's get that much faster. Yeah

[36:15:17] You think I'm the biggest asshole on the server really

[36:15:29] so after all the accusations and out of all of the

[36:15:34] fucking people are actually like metagaming and actually mad at people

[36:15:41] OOC you think I'm the biggest asshole on the server because sometimes I call a

[36:15:45] girl a bitch in character really really that's interesting after all the fucking

[36:15:52] molding you've seen and after fucking like all like the fucking drama and

[36:15:58] DMs and shit. You think I'm the biggest asshole on the server?

[36:16:07] Absolutely, okay. And no, it's actually not bait. There's people that believe this. Hello?

[36:16:17] Have you not seen other chats when I come in when I pop up sometimes?

[36:16:21] It's not bait. There's people that fucking believe that.

[36:16:24] If you're an asshole explain why karma's always fucking with you.

[36:16:37] What do you mean?

[36:16:41] Karma? Do you believe that that's real? You realize

[36:16:53] like

[36:16:55] Great things happen to horrible people, right? Like it's just you believe in Santa Claus to motherfucker you think karma's real

[36:17:04] Didn't you go into a party? Oh

[36:17:26] They run in yeah

[36:17:29] We're not scared of that karma. You think you met the person

[36:17:43] Yeah, I think a fraction of audiences have

[36:17:46] uh instead you know decided to not watch rust but come in my chat and fuck with me

[36:17:53] who do i think the biggest asshole on the server is i don't know that many people out of character on

[36:17:58] the server and i'm not gonna think that someone's an asshole because of their role play style

[36:18:02] because i'm not i have more life and social experience than that i'm not a fucking basement

[36:18:07] Oh

[36:18:12] You are one more time and you're done yo, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry

[36:18:20] Hey, y'all want to come to a bar I know we're going to a race yeah, we're the race app at your school

[36:18:28] Bye

[36:18:30] Yeah, you're a go dog

[36:18:37] Yeah, I won the dating show

[36:18:46] Yeah, we should go to this

[36:18:48] Oh, it's just one

[36:18:50] This shit, yeah

[36:18:52] Yeah, I think this bus was going to that bridge, I think

[36:18:54] That's right, it's a school bridge, I think

[36:18:56] Look how long it is, you know, it takes up the entire lane

[36:18:58] One of the, uh...

[36:19:00] No one can go in front of you

[36:19:02] It's not coming

[36:19:04] Exactly

[36:19:06] One of the biggest, one of the fucking, uh...

[36:19:10] Four horses of the

[36:19:13] RP server apocalypses

[36:19:15] Annex

[36:19:20] Drift schools, Timac on top, yep, Timac Manning cop.

[36:19:35] I don't know why.

[36:19:36] Fight clubs, fight clubs are a pretty big one, yeah.

[36:19:43] Circle groups, yeah, the bigger the circles,

[36:19:52] the bigger the circles get at the hospital and mechanic shops,

[36:19:56] the more dead the Royal Play server is.

[36:19:58] Please drop 3.0, at least ESP got bounced off the server.

[36:20:44] I don't really have too much of an opinion on that.

[36:20:50] This is what it is. Aquamonius V-Drama? I'm not really involved in it, you know?

[36:21:17] Ooh, that's another... That's a big one. That's the number one...

[36:21:31] That's the number one horse of the RP server apocalypse.

[36:21:36] Content is their... Content and molding is the streamer's main content.

[36:21:43] Molding and drama is the main content of the streamer.

[36:21:48] that's a big one that that's probably the biggest one old penta yep and look

[36:21:57] out the server was yeah 2017 penta yeah 2017 penta yell at you I mean there's a

[36:22:31] chance that probably just wouldn't now or two seems like it's a good time to

[36:22:37] start the server it's a good time to join the server but not actually do

[36:22:43] anything let's see we're fucked look at this we're not big that circle is

[36:22:58] why y'all running hey get it we go into a bar

[36:23:05] just go go I think those guys are scared of us for some reason yeah we go

[36:23:11] into a bar there where y'all going can can miss the block can you either park

[36:23:19] Up for the birthday get started. It's going to be a race meal. Hi, what the race is?

[36:23:24] It's going to be a formula one base to raise me all you're welcome to join

[36:23:35] Let's join the race, but let's like

[36:23:44] Make sure we help each other wind dog and like ram other cars into walls and shit

[36:23:52] I might even shoot out of

[36:23:54] I mean you say you know yeah my you know who knows you know maybe that should just explode it

[36:24:00] Exactly what's up? What someone just reached it about my thought what they say

[36:24:08] Is it dude who hit me with that shit like herpes out of gang bang. Hey

[36:24:14] Well now that we don't have to like all the cops are pulling him. Can we just like hit him now?

[36:24:20] Thanks

[36:24:22] Yo mom

[36:24:24] bitch

[36:24:42] next apocalypse if they are

[36:24:44] next horseman

[36:24:46] next horseman of the rp apocalypse

[36:24:48] people don't like penta

[36:24:50] yeah what up what up people

[36:24:52] what up

[36:24:54] hola hola

[36:24:56] there's a giant spectator

[36:24:58] you're welcome to watch from his giant

[36:25:00] just behind this cargo container

[36:25:02] well are we allowed to participate

[36:25:04] um maybe

[36:25:06] yeah we already have too many people

[36:25:08] After some people dip, we'd love to squeeze you all in, okay?

[36:25:12] Yeah, sure!

[36:25:19] Alright, everybody can hear me?

[36:25:21] Yeah!

[36:25:22] Yes, we can!

[36:25:24] We need all the racers need to be paying attention, okay?

[36:25:27] Alright!

[36:25:29] Alright, Mr. Gina and Bobby, you are together, so make sure you team up with your teammates, okay?

[36:25:35] Wait, who's driving?

[36:25:37] Are you driving?

[36:25:38] Yeah.

[36:25:39] Yeah, he was writing to Yoshi, Yoshi's writing to you.

[36:25:42] Blending in two chains, that is you.

[36:25:45] Victor, you can go with Mr. Mike Block.

[36:25:48] You're looking to do the rest, correct, Block?

[36:25:51] Yeah, that sound cool, yo.

[36:25:53] All right, your teammate will be the Mr. Victor's over here.

[36:25:56] We want to come from the next to him.

[36:25:58] Hey, bitch, are you the one talking shit?

[36:26:00] All right, that's the best relax, man.

[36:26:02] We don't have to talk shit, man.

[36:26:03] Hey, this small book of talking shit, we do have time for it, dog.

[36:26:07] Why are you trying to talk shit?

[36:26:10] Man, you what? What'd you say, huh?

[36:26:13] What'd you say, motherfucker?

[36:26:14] Hey, hold up!

[36:26:15] I'm gonna tell you to talk shit in person,

[36:26:18] but I don't want everyone to fall asleep here.

[36:26:20] I actually want this race to happen, dawg.

[36:26:22] I don't want everyone to fall asleep or whatever.

[36:26:25] There's another accent.

[36:26:26] Huh? Oh, why?

[36:26:28] Hey, you gotta turn to violence

[36:26:29] because your brain is fried.

[36:26:30] I bet you do. Retard. Do it, bitch.

[36:26:33] Oh, dawg!

[36:26:35] Yeah, turn the violence cause you a dumb motherfucker bitch!

[36:26:39] Yeah, do it dawg!

[36:26:41] What are you doing?

[36:26:43] Yeah, what the hell is going on?

[36:26:46] You're a dumb motherfucker.

[36:26:48] Hey, take five minutes yo, and take us up to 20 to say dawg.

[36:26:52] Take a timeout kid.

[36:26:54] Yeah, take a timeout. Take a timeout yo.

[36:26:59] Bye, bye bitch!

[36:27:02] I'm about to get the stop and go penalty man, stop and go penalty, lack of life man.

[36:27:06] This is my block or vice block?

[36:27:07] Let's just keep them on the line.

[36:27:08] Who the fucking nice block?

[36:27:09] I don't know, I just see me in the outfit.

[36:27:12] Strength kilo, strength kilo, okay?

[36:27:14] Your partner with Mr. Victor, he's nice guy, let's strength kilo, okay?

[36:27:18] You just beat them in the face, you won't have to worry about the violence.

[36:27:20] A hard heart?

[36:27:21] What the hell is this?

[36:27:22] Damn shot, it gets offed, huh?

[36:27:30] Aye, we'll face open.

[36:27:31] This motherfucker said, listen, yeah.

[36:27:34] What the hell is going on?

[36:27:37] What the hell is going on right now, I don't know literally nothing right now

[36:28:07] the car I thought you were going to bring. No, no, this isn't Jacqueline. Jacqueline is, uh,

[36:28:14] okay, great. We're going to have a lot of people here if she's across. Yeah, it's not good.

[36:28:20] I don't want to hit this guy. Come on, are you all right? He's all right. He's all right.

[36:28:29] It's freedom. That's what it is. Oh, we're in Los Santos and we're free. Be happy. Be merry.

[36:28:39] That's what I want to come through

[36:28:55] Come here. Yeah, I gotta show you something. Come here. Crazy. You got not not just these guys

[36:29:00] What the fuck?

[36:29:02] Nah, just these guys, yo.

[36:29:04] Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I'm finna be back.

[36:29:06] Just these guys, yo.

[36:29:08] Come on, yo.

[36:29:10] Come on, we don't...

[36:29:12] Nah, nah, nah, we gonna go get drunk.

[36:29:14] Is this like a warmup for the race?

[36:29:16] Yeah, you could say that.

[36:29:18] Alright, shit.

[36:29:20] Y'all like Sandy Shores?

[36:29:24] Isn't that the desert?

[36:29:26] Nah, they're a bar there, we finna get drunk, yo.

[36:29:28] We finna get...

[36:29:30] Alive

[36:29:34] Can you drift in this thing yeah, probably could I'm sure faster dog okay?

[36:29:42] Hey get in y'all we getting drunk

[36:29:50] Get in

[36:29:52] Do it get in yo. Well, what's the worst thing that could happen come on come on dog

[36:29:57] It would be very other American if you just say no you too pretty hey if you get drunker that no fuckers

[36:30:02] Don't think you prettier Yoda how'll work

[36:30:06] No, you got a point to turn your seven into a night. Oh

[36:30:14] Come on, everyone

[36:30:16] Come on get in. So you're saying to a night. We get drunk turn up

[36:30:21] Yeah, we getting drunk boy the free game for the race. Yeah. Yeah

[36:30:27] Come on. What do you got to lose? Come on?

[36:30:33] They're dignity. I could use a drink. They lost that a while ago. Let's yeah, true probably

[36:30:38] You're not gonna rob me again. No, I would never do that dog get in what I'll even share some of my joints I found

[36:30:51] Get in

[36:30:54] All right fuck this

[36:30:59] What up my

[36:31:02] Yo, I was looking for a bus full of people yo, I got a bus full of people

[36:31:08] I bet where you at?

[36:31:11] I'm just kidding, we're going up to the yellow jack you get, TURK TURK!

[36:31:14] You guys are going to be sent into the volcano.

[36:31:20] Yeah, I'm pretty glad.

[36:31:23] Uh, you better be, better be.

[36:31:26] It sound like you was going to say something after that, but then you just kind of did it.

[36:31:29] Yeah, it's just low low.

[36:31:31] I gotta get going though, I gotta go through this.

[36:31:34] Hey, low low, we got up for the low low.

[36:31:36] Hey, we're the cop at, I'm gonna shoot them too.

[36:31:38] Oh, hi.

[36:31:41] Damn.

[36:31:42] Hey, some bitch that sound like she just got a- hey, what the fuck and shit from the dentist?

[36:31:48] You know that shit?

[36:31:55] Hello?

[36:31:57] Yeah, hello.

[36:31:58] Yeah, that shit from the dentist that they- I'm not fucking that

[36:32:03] Frank Ocean fuck with that shit.

[36:32:06] Yeah, Nova came at it.

[36:32:09] Yeah, it sounded so- hey, some- some bitch.

[36:32:11] what you mean too young are you seven dog

[36:32:16] and leave that's that's song came out like

[36:32:20] I fucking look who young for Frank

[36:32:25] I fucking you do you think I met

[36:32:30] who you think I met you think I met Frank Sinatra

[36:32:35] did you think I met Frank Sinatra dog

[36:32:39] I think I'm actually being a friend to Nautra.

[36:32:45] I'm sorry, sir.

[36:32:48] Why do you hate this motherfucker?

[36:32:53] Oh, why that is?

[36:32:57] I think he's stupid.

[36:32:59] Should we kill him?

[36:33:01] Wait, what the fuck?

[36:33:03] Did you say that?

[36:33:05] No, I didn't say that.

[36:33:06] Damn, you all sound the same.

[36:33:08] ha ha ha ha ha ha

[36:33:10] wait

[36:33:11] okay

[36:33:18] we fun to get turk

[36:33:20] you put on the radio

[36:33:23] all right what you won't listen to

[36:33:26] Frank's an outfit dude

[36:33:27] no

[36:33:29] what do you mean the song is one for my baby

[36:33:32] classic

[36:33:38] oh no we can't

[36:33:40] i like like one song from french ocean

[36:33:42] get in this thing too

[36:33:46] that song is the thing

[36:34:06] Took $300,000 from Anne.

[36:34:09] She ain't gettin' it back.

[36:34:12] I swear to God, I'm keepin' that money.

[36:34:16] Oh, come on, what's her name on the side?

[36:34:18] Not to spend it all on like 13 AKs.

[36:34:21] Was it Yellow Jacks?

[36:34:22] No, I've never ridden there.

[36:34:23] Gonna use the AKs to blow up the HOA.

[36:34:26] You know what happened?

[36:34:27] I'm haulin' music.

[36:34:28] Now they all dead.

[36:34:29] Let's go see you later.

[36:34:30] I'll catch a horse.

[36:34:32] No, no explosives.

[36:34:34] Because I'm peelin' out.

[36:34:35] It's a bar, they can't afford that, come on!

[36:34:38] I'll plant my seed in your pinch!

[36:34:40] What are you doing, man?

[36:34:41] I'm just about to sprout new VIP in the chair!

[36:34:47] Ah, you guys are safe, don't worry!

[36:34:51] I ain't seeing it!

[36:34:52] I don't know man, I think the volcano thing might be through.

[36:34:56] There's no volcanoes in like this, this gloomy-

[36:35:00] He's a fuck you!

[36:35:01] He just made one BS5 and it came!

[36:35:04] Oh man, I don't know man!

[36:35:06] Yeah, I mean

[36:35:16] You all ain't see that

[36:35:20] I swear there was something in the road yo, maybe it's like a bird or something

[36:35:34] Yeah, it kind of does look like a volcano means you guys want to go in it

[36:35:40] No. Why would we want to go on a volcano?

[36:35:45] Yeah, police guys are trying to go into a volcano apparently. I mean, that's what they're all excited about.

[36:35:49] Shit, they're re-getting close to the 5G?

[36:35:52] What a van!

[36:36:10] That looks weird.

[36:36:12] What the...

[36:36:14] Looks like a cop van.

[36:36:16] Hello.

[36:36:17] Hello.

[36:36:21] Hello.

[36:36:24] Are you a cop?

[36:36:25] It is a police van.

[36:36:27] Hi.

[36:36:28] Hello.

[36:36:29] Hello?

[36:36:31] Hello?

[36:36:32] Yeah, why'd you get in the car?

[36:36:34] Damn.

[36:36:34] Damn, fuck this, yo.

[36:36:36] Let's get wasted, dawg.

[36:36:37] Yeah, let's fuck it, dawg.

[36:36:38] Fuck it.

[36:36:39] Come on, yo.

[36:36:42] Shut up, bitch-cop.

[36:36:45] Hey, fuck the cops.

[36:36:47] Yeah.

[36:36:49] Oh, yeah.

[36:36:50] Fuck the cops, yo.

[36:36:52] I'm only going to get these motherfuckers drunk,

[36:36:54] and then whatever happens happens.

[36:36:56] Ha-ha.

[36:36:57] Then you think it happens.

[36:37:02] headlight's kind of saying that aren't most like cops supposed to not be

[36:37:09] attracting attention

[36:37:16] hey look hey get all these motherfuckers wasted dog on me yeah get them all drunk

[36:37:26] dog I'll have a weight progression yeah everyone in everyone in everyone in

[36:37:34] well yeah yo oh you need to make sure they get real drunk oh what up taxi

[36:38:28] cop actually doing do I checkpoint oh you nice block last listen I know a lot

[36:38:51] of you guys have been watching rust but about four days yeah like I like three

[36:39:07] It is.

[36:39:08] Yeah.

[36:39:27] It's so long.

[36:39:48] Not long enough?

[36:39:49] You don't think?

[36:39:50] I think nice block lasted.

[36:39:53] I think it lasted just long enough, personally.

[36:39:58] I think it did.

[36:39:59] This is a little no return.

[36:40:17] Uh, it'll never return.

[36:40:22] Maybe not.

[36:40:23] I guess maybe not.

[36:40:24] I don't know.

[36:40:25] Who knows?

[36:40:26] Welcome to the Phantom.

[36:40:29] Maybe we'll.

[36:40:30] Yo, Rai King, thanks for gifting that sub.

[36:40:32] Preach, preach.

[36:40:33] You thought he was going to be nice forever?

[36:40:43] Any Wrangler?

[36:40:44] Maybe I

[36:40:46] Kind of feel bad seeing for sure like that

[36:41:03] Why'd the cop in here? Why'd the cop in her? It's the only cop here. I

[36:41:17] Think I heard her say shame taking no chances fool. Yeah

[36:41:21] He's the only cop in this

[36:41:23] Damn, that sucks. I ain't y'all damn y'all getting wasted or what yo

[36:41:28] Drinking

[36:41:32] Who the drunkest who the drunkest

[36:41:40] Yo mama dad called me they in the hospital

[36:41:47] What the joke my mom and dad

[36:41:50] Are dead

[36:41:53] That's why you getting cold it just happened today. Yeah, come on. Yo, you drunk come here

[36:41:58] All right, don't worry. We're gonna take you home. Come on. All right, everyone

[36:42:08] Yep, it's all right get some get some pool going

[36:42:12] Yeah, get some pulled one anybody got any coffee. I got the silver up. No, no, you are you all right dog?

[36:42:18] I feel sorry that something has to happen

[36:42:29] All right, get in you'll be okay. Yo, we fun to get you some coffee. We'll be back dog

[36:42:41] Oh, shit.

[36:42:43] Oh, don't drive too fast, please.

[36:42:53] My head.

[36:42:56] Yo, head.

[36:42:57] Shoulders.

[36:42:59] Please, please, please, don't.

[36:43:01] I got no hood up.

[36:43:02] Alright.

[36:43:03] I'm gonna smoke for this.

[36:43:15] 40 point a gun at this guy.

[36:43:17] Do it, 40.

[36:43:19] Hey, listen up, bitch.

[36:43:21] Shit.

[36:43:22] You're gonna go in this store and take a thousand dollars out of the ATM.

[36:43:27] shit and we won't murder you oh shit all right fine that's right do that shit dog

[36:43:35] fuck all right just go over there and get the thousand all right shit all right

[36:43:40] fuck shit hold on man shit I feel like I'm gonna be sick

[36:43:47] check on it not 40 weight in the car 40 weight in the car you're right you're

[36:43:54] right with that be suspicious if you do get a stern 10 sleep in the car say

[36:44:04] 10,000. Nah, that's going to rules. I think he's some two drums to put the numbers in

[36:44:11] right. Oh, damn, you might be right. Should they do it?

[36:44:19] They actually the Nigerian mafia does this to people in Tokyo.

[36:44:26] But actually, I don't need it anymore. Who buys porn anymore? You know, phones.

[36:44:50] Haha, you get the money, bitch

[36:44:55] They're an ATM in their bitch

[36:45:01] Bitch oh

[36:45:09] Sorry, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're just saying he thinks that other two guys are the best things are gonna kill this too

[36:45:36] So they're hiding on the roof

[36:45:38] I

[36:45:59] Do it

[36:46:04] And you better not call the police

[36:46:07] Don't call the police

[36:46:09] Please don't and you better not call the

[36:46:25] police singular

[36:46:28] Where is everyone yeah, they all ran away, I think what you're afraid of having a party I guess

[36:46:59] It ran a

[36:47:01] When yo, how long like I think literally like 30 seconds ago

[36:47:06] And I still think they might be nearby. Well, yeah, of course they is how the fuck like

[36:47:16] How one did they be yo shit run it's the cop

[36:47:21] I wonder if Kiwo will answer discord chat hop controller to answer

[36:48:18] Oh stranded in sandy victory. That's the mole fucking that we robbed. Oh

[36:48:28] Right, yeah, where you go? He's on the phone with he's with them right now. They're asking to get in the car

[36:48:43] I think they're holding him up. You're the barn. I think it's been held up by the two people

[36:48:51] who is um the guy blue shirt

[36:48:54] he's back to you um by the two dudes first

[36:48:58] oh oh what why are you holding that to him

[36:49:02] cuz what are you are you drunk no i'm not sick are you talking to me

[36:49:11] no i'm shouting at people talking to me listen i can't talk long i have to

[36:49:15] wrap some people but if i if i come on duty

[36:49:19] are you gonna want to make a drinking game i did i have

[36:49:23] just woken up it's six i mean let's see how much yes or no it's yes or no i got

[36:49:32] fucking no i got poor bulagin left i think i marked on the thing how many bottles okay it's yes or no

[36:49:41] but no yes no i heard a no is it yes or no yes or no you have to are you drunk no i'm asking if

[36:49:50] if you want to get drunk shit

[36:49:52] okay fuck it let's go 622 a.m. on a sunday

[36:49:55] okay i'll be on duty soon

[36:49:57] sick

[36:50:02] if you're still looking for them they went into sandy

[36:50:05] damn

[36:50:06] yeah they're in sandy

[36:50:07] m2 over there number 50

[36:50:09] check the location going over

[36:50:13] alright

[36:50:14] small jump into the water

[36:50:15] oh i think someone's just hanging over there

[36:50:19] oh shit

[36:50:20] oh shit is that the guy we robbed

[36:50:22] shit run

[36:50:24] Drive! Drive dog!

[36:50:28] Yes, it's true. Yes, it's true. What's going on? Scatter!

[36:50:46] Why scatter? I'm the scatter. I'm scattering. Is this a VOD? Is this real life?

[36:51:12] Is this real? Oh my god.

[36:51:22] Sazby!

[36:51:23] Five gifted!

[36:51:25] You're scared. What are you afraid of?

[36:51:33] Just Gatticus! With five!

[36:51:35] Penta I don't like this guy straight up. I don't is there anywhere we can see the sub goals. No

[36:51:49] No, I'm actually getting pumped up

[36:52:00] Gambit with five gifted subs when I got in trouble last time for talking shit

[36:52:05] He put me as an alert the guy put my voice as an alert on his stream on his stream

[36:52:10] I'm gonna restart the stream now

[36:52:13] Probably that probably makes sense

[36:52:16] Yeah, I think there should be a mod activity sub

[36:52:24] Goal either they make blocks or they compete for 1k

[36:52:34] Another rough suggestion from chat I don't know George

[36:52:40] How would I make a block if I can't even run GTA? Yep? We did that one game night, Ernie

[36:52:55] Yeah, the Christmas thing that was fun

[36:52:57] But if all the mods are in chat if all the mods are playing then who's gonna who's gonna mod the chat?

[36:53:03] You know, I don't want to say I'm gonna do it. All right. I'm gonna restart the stream

[36:53:14] Doesn't come back