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I'll do a Arby's muckbang at five subs
That's how much I need to afford it
Thanks, mr. Goon. Thank you so much
Holy shit, holy fuck
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
It's so long.
100% deserve that.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100% deserved.
Who's bad McConnell got bad?
I'm about to fucking edit this.
What'd you miss?
That is such fail fucking-
Did you miss yesterday's stream?
That's a sub-a-thon stream.
Yeah.
Purple server's down.
Yeah.
shit. It wasn't SBS though. Yeah, that shit was deserved. 100%. They shouldn't have done
that. Your car deserved to be kicked. I wish I could impound it and power game the fucking
world out of you. I saw the throne on that on Reddit. Someone was like, how the hell
did Pentagot out of that cuts to Mike Block just standing there? Look what he's doing.
Look what that motherfuckers doing!
Look what that motherfuckers doing!
Just standing there.
With no gun, with a knife out.
I watched the whole time.
I didn't shoot any cops till we got outside.
Oh well, I didn't shoot them while they were down on the ground.
That was funny though.
Castle gone forever.
You know, I think they might have let snow down on that one a little bit.
feel kind of bad parachute guide with snow give you a little guide so you step
on the edge you jump you press left click and the parachute opens that he doesn't
and you glide down does he know does he know about the 5050 parachute does he
know about the fucking true false parachute the fucking true false parachute
maybe that parachute is a reading comprehension check fucking Jordan is
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mcconnell good man oh yeah big time deserved to yeah absolutely I had fun
last night but yeah that was bad that was shitty or what I'm not gonna say
here and repeat my fucking cell phone night either you guys watch the stream
last night or you didn't if you didn't watch a stream that's your fault where
were you hospital there's TVs in the house you got a phone don't you you got a
fucking phone don't you nasty voice correct don't you stream elements Logan
math guy do we have a cow sorry I was dying I'll try our next time while
you're alive now last night was so much fun it was a roller coaster for some
reason everyone blamed you for it. Burton's fault. Been watching the VODs and miss Mike
in 40s interaction. You know, everyone's all like, oh, I miss old characters this, I miss
old characters that, and I do too, but there's also a lot of new characters on Purple that
I've really had a lot of fun interacting with. Especially now I feel like Purple
started to shape up. We were close to shooting you out of Air One. Okay. Mods
write that guy down as a viewer just out when will you people learn who are you
fucking people learn you people you motherfucking people times the block trial
seven but the server is down right now see what um Logan's not awake yeah I
need the hour count they got those shit lords the Dan's got banned last night
Let's go ahead you think he's busy I
Could check out onyx. Mmm. Yeah
Well, I don't know
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Hard time all good ideas. I guess I'm gonna wait to to Logan gets here to fucking
Who adjust the timer?
Wait no, cuz I have to lower it to 30 seconds. We got you to the top 10 of English speaking subs
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Good try good try
Okay, I hate this man, bitch. Whoa, I'm blasting through this fucking cold brew
They reset twitch subs. Oh, yeah, because it's Monday
I was at like 2000 something last time I checked
quite a bit. You know I heard Bible from so?
Your card is there to be kicked. I wish I could have been pounded in power game the fucking
world out of you. That's sad. I can't believe that.
He knew all Dorito. I think that was a part of a Dorito campaign though.
That was right.
Oh my god!
Did you...
get banned? LOL.
God, that's funny.
Yo, I'm about to invite you to something.
Has so-have-steam open?
Dude, there's never any heads up.
I'm just on my computer and then all of a sudden someone fucking random is calling me and it's always you.
It's not random if it's always me.
Are you-are you sending something?
Yeah.
Did you ask something?
No.
Just fucking hold your damn horses.
Okay, okay, I hasn't come up with the horses.
I don't accept that.
Aren't you already a millionaire?
What?
What?
What is with the fucking tune today?
Says fucking month-long vacation, girl.
Sound down, I can't think and hear music at the same time.
Okay, that makes...
Yeah, like when you have to turn...
When you have to turn your music down
So you know which driveway to pull into I
Never driven a car in my life, so I actually don't know what that's like
I can't turn I can't think right now. I can't turn down the music. What am I supposed to do? I?
Be a good sub goal
When you guys are here, I teach you how to drive. I will crash your car. No, not my car
Go to like a driving range or something
Do they have those like shooting ranges where they just give you a fucked up car and you can learn to drive it
Oh, they give you a normal car
Like what if I crash how old are you?
24
How old's moon?
27 okay, we'll run a car. He'll run a car
And then we'll drive that car
Got it. I'm not sure that the rent a car places allow you to crash the cars either
Well, you just don't come back
To America. Yeah, just don't come back to
I mean all they're gonna do is try to sue you just don't go just don't go to the fucking lawsuit
Okay, easy. Yep easy
Yeah, they're not gonna extradite you for that shit. You'll be fine
Yeah, but like what if we want to go visit his parents on Thanksgiving one year and then the coffers are just don't get don't get pulled over
Are you mr. Moon in peach? I gotta wait for you at the airport
Surely no one will give him an anonymous tip
Yeah, surely, none of these people, alright?
How do you play this? Do you?
No, no, no, press, press Facebar.
I have no control over what's on my screen right now.
How the fuck did we do this?
Oh, maybe it was online multiplayer.
Oh yeah, my HelloFresh sponsorship is not going well.
Oh, 13! Okay! That's not bad, actually!
That's not bad.
That's not bad!
I bet you only have like you know six thousand viewers typically so yeah but
it's hard to get people to sign up for sure.
What is it?
What is it a conversion rate though?
I can't think of the key to the credit card.
What is it a conversion rate? Go ahead.
Are you hearing this? Are you hearing? I've had to take my headphones off.
You're giving me an autistic nightmare.
Peach that should be your nickname.
Stop.
That's not funny. Nobody's laughing.
Alright, I'm gonna be Lindsay.
Okay, but can you turn the music down? Is that possible?
It's just listen to the fucking music, man.
I can't. It's so loud. I literally can't think.
Alright, alright, now use the fucking arrow keys. You can't pick a fucking player?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm clicking. I can't.
Use the arrow keys. I just said use the arrow keys.
I can't do it. Okay. Come here. Are you in are you in the fucking remote play?
Yeah, good wait now help me with the arrow keys. It's not going it's not
Hit escape hit escape
Sometimes you have to hit escape to like with remote
confirmed it's not just me I never said it was just you here all right let me
invite you back but you can see it right yeah I can see it I just can't like
actually interact with anything oh I know what it is all right now you can my
the one that's doing that yeah that's you I'm just kidding that's me no no it's
me I just tested double gas lit okay Julie's kind of a baddie
Julie looks kinda dumb.
I like... wait. I liked her.
She looks very professional, like she knows what she's doing.
Why is she 47?
She looks Chinese.
No, no. Easy. Easy. No, no. Normal. Normal. No.
No, no, no, no, no.
You fucking dumbass.
Easy, easy, easy.
I'm doing normal!
Shut the fuck up!
How? Okay, no, no, no.
Well...
Now it's not fair!
We both have different levels?
Yes, now it's not fucking fair!
Okay, go back!
No, it's fine.
Because it's easy.
And if I lose, it's going to be even more embarrassing.
No, you have your handicap. It's fine.
I don't need a hand.
I don't need a handicap.
You literally have a handicap when you go to Disney.
Because I can't stay alive.
Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Together.
What if you had to go to jail?
Would you just have to kill yourself?
I probably would.
I don't know what I would do.
There was a time that I was like strictly vegan as well and all of this so I just
All right, this is me so don't click anything okay, how many dimes make up a US dollar
That's up to the line
That's not fair though cuz that's like US knowledge and oh you just wait which might a shine you just wait, okay
Go Chun. Everybody clap. I'm gonna get this. It's time to move on to a new question.
What is the name of the fairy who accompanies Peter Pan on his adventures?
This should be easy. Crafty Belle. Tinker Bell. Can I? Yeah. I'd like to just select. Go ahead.
A choice is to be made. In this case, I'm saying...
Taco Bell.
Oh, wow, this is really easy. It has to get harder, right?
Did you final answer it?
Yeah!
Yeah, double-click.
Okay.
Yes! Yes.
Oh, yes. That's my final answer.
Oh, she's British.
Yeah.
Negative one.
It's time to discover the right answer.
Why? Why negative one?
That's what we were looking for.
Because British people, am I right?
What the fuck are you talking about?
British people, am I right?
Why'd you negative one?
Is it because she's a little Chinese?
No.
I swear to God, I think that's why you did it.
I'm not immersed in it.
I think that's why you did it.
I'm not immersed.
You shouldn't give you a hard time in theory.
The popular children's story, who was the brother of Gretel?
Which, totally, dawg.
Gotta get past the easy shit.
Gotta get past the fucking fairy tale questions.
Do you have my chat open?
Yeah.
What was it?
Why?
They will cheat.
Oh, okay.
I've banned more people playing this game than anything.
People cannot...
How the fuck did you get the...
Oh, what's the Hansel and Kredel?
And now there's this.
What do you call the horizontal lines in which music is written? What?
Oh, do you actually not know this?
I know you are waiting for me to ask you.
I don't know.
So let's go. Is this your final answer?
A chaff?
That will be my final answer.
A quaff?
A quiff?
A quiff?
All right.
Have you never taken any music classes?
Yes, when I was a kid.
I already know your answer.
I knew it.
I was confident this whole time.
I knew I knew I was
I was confident this whole time okay close it your chat. It's Lindsay's turn. Oh, yeah the chat opens. Oh, Cheetah
I I had it for the first two questions
This new question shouldn't give you a hard time in theory my answer
So is this just like whoever gets it wrong first time
Yeah
No, it's John's turn to play the first five or fucking baby questions
He's asking me the hard stuff. Good luck to you for this new question
Come on you got this
The earth is what?
I know you are waiting for me to ask you so let's go is this your are you sure?
Yeah
I'm recalling. I'm recalling the puppet shows
The choice is made and a puppet show on the
Oh, yeah
Let's fake a moon landing
Good luck. Oh, no, we forgot to make the flag not move
I think we all agree
No, no, no.
He's
Disability that will be my final answer. I like how the other three are like disabilities, but
That is a disability
He was a president the time good luck
it's time to move on to a new question okay you're asking the hard ones well
you did pick easy okay well it's definitely I mean you literally picked
easy I told you we should have gone back you seem to be convinced but is this
your final well I said stop stop what you're doing you said no no that's my
final
Has to be Michael Phelps carried
Not gonna fucking carry it for like 12 years
Your new question is ready. Good luck. Oh good luck beach know this. Yeah
not at Disneyland the Notre Dame is like a
Disney has a lot of money
I'm between the Loeuvre and the Metropolitan Museum of Art
Do you know where the Metropolitan Museum of Art is?
Nope. It's in Chicago.
Yeah so I'm thinking maybe the Loeuvre because it sounds European
Okay we're gonna say A
Are you sure? I'm gonna say A
That's my final answer sounds European and it's definitely not at Disney
All he has a lot of money the right answer. Okay, but I'm having the Mona Lisa
This new turn is Lindsay's inch spawn
Superhero questions are my kryptonite ironically enough is spawn a superhero. I
Mean, yeah cuz Stanley is I'm just Stanley's the only one I know on this list
Okay. We have faith.
I've never heard of Skog. I was thinking...
Oh, I'll die. I just... I would never know that.
Let's see my nail biting.
I think we all agree that we can move on to this new culture.
Okay. Wow.
This is easy.
Well, why the fuck would I know the capital of Russia? I'm not...
I'm gonna say Moscow, but it could be...
I don't know, Kazan or Vladivskok.
You had to make a choice.
Is that your final answer?
Light of a skunk. That's my final answer. You have made your choice
Smoke in these easy questions
No, these are hard
You won, but it's only because it was on easy
What do you mean it's hard ever lost into Moscow not everyone if they had other Russian names there
Those were all Russian cities
Hold on, stop moving, stop moving your mouse.
We're sharing an input.
Where the fuck is...
Maybe that is...
No, there was one...
Oh no, I know, I remember what it is.
No, there's one...
There's one where you can like turn off categories.
And I always turn off the superhero shit, because they'll...
They'll always pull some question that's like, back in fucking 1968, this superhero
was the first one to slap a woman into orbit. And it'll be some like obscure fucking shit.
I swear it was free for all, but I thought you couldn't know. Did you not watch superhero
cartoons as a kid? No. No, no, I'm not really. I was never super into it. What was your
favorite like show growing up South Park oh that comes across that's a big
loss I'm yeah I was watching South Park and I was like I don't know what
explains a lot explains why I'm funny really didn't like South Park growing up
because I thought that I was serious well okay autism I thought it was all
serious so I was like what's wrong with the show these people are so racist
and sexist and like this is awful but then someone told me they're being satirical
they're actually making fun of it and then it made more sense and then I liked it
I just had to be told it was a J
it's not all a J
I was told it was a J
Kinda. Local multiplayer. Maybe this is what we'd play. Oh, here. I'm fucking just...
somehow miss this. Alright, I'm turning off... I feel like there's less now.
Yeah, turn off...
There was... I started out there was a lot more.
Soccer, Star Wars, Geography, History, DC Comics...
You can only turn off five.
Olympics... fuck.
Manga
DC come I just turn all this shit off sports. I can I can get by Disney I turn that shit off for normally, too
I can do Disney. I can't do sports. All right, you know what? I'll turn on Disney. So it's a little fair to you
Can we agree that we hate anything else?
No, I'll turn I'm gonna turn off soccer
Sports is sports is good to have in there
I'll be Olympics you want to keep the Olympics I'm not a new ship about sports and guns
I don't know anything about they were right choose a person why soccer or separate category it's a
British game I'm gonna steal the no you know what I'm just gonna choose her again oh I didn't
get to choose a different what the fuck did we play last time I don't know how I fucked it up I
went to the wrong category we all agree which Ulster Elm's here was nicknamed the herminator
Okay, we have faith
You have to have to be a television host people like facial expressions our team of editors
Superman and supergirl is it krypton because of kryptonite?
I don't know. I don't know
Don't know I actually don't know the shit. They're not from Mars smallville was in Utah, though
Venus or
I'm gonna say
Venus so this is your final answer
Yes, that's my fine tonight had to wins
Is that wrong had to win probably find out the correct answer. Yeah
Yeah, it is from Krypton!
But that's not...
That is not creative.
He's talking about it.
Yeah, it's like how our weakness is lava.
Yeah.
I don't know, it's...
It kind of sounds like a different word.
That makes sense.
They just added in night on top of the planet that he came from listen everyone you gotta remember Stanley's from the lead paint generation, okay?
That's true. He was probably munching on paint chips, and he was like
That's a great idea. Oh
Peach
What you should not have just insulted sent know that is
I'm sorry. Oh peach. Oh, what have you done? Wait are people mad? Yeah, they're pissed
There's they're calling for you to be canceled, you know
Yeah, I don't I don't really know who that is. I'm assuming that he made Superman
Look at counts the amount of neurons that you have in your brain
Can you stop moving the fucking mouse? Oh, sorry? I was just gonna Google the average amount of neurons. Oh, yeah, soccer
What's the average amount?
86 billion and you don't even have one million. Maybe I'll be getting the fast pass next
Wait a minute, I'm gonna play this with my baby.
Old lady, you know, they know shit.
I feel like old ladies are good at trivia.
My grandma's always right about shit.
Did she play bingo?
No, my grandma doesn't fucking play bingo.
Okay, did you go on the EZ? How?
I'm going to bet on B.
What is this?
And now to the most important question of all.
You know bingo isn't like an old lady thing, right?
Yes, I'm pretty sure it's an old lady thing.
No, no, no, real bingo hauls have like, like that's, that's not an old lady thing.
Mostly trailer trash.
No, but I know the kind of people that go there.
That's a DJ, huh?
I just don't want to go to bingo.
Yeah, not a lot. I know some.
Yeah, it's a D gen gamber again. I'd like to hear this new question. Wouldn't they just like what?
That's you you're fidgety person
You ever have a fidget spinner
Goats in his coats. Okay
Are you sure? Yeah, I see. I'm not really know
Final answer
Alright
Which of these series was not created, okay
Firefly in
Stargate are both like sci-fi shit. I don't know what the fuck Angel is
So I guess Buffy's the only one that's kind of different
And what will be your final answer?
It's Sam, but it's the game.
This is not my game.
I have no, I have no, I'm not a fucking sci-fi guy.
Yeah.
Now it's Margaret's turn to play
and it seems like she's waited in eternity.
Angel's a bumpy spin off, I don't know that.
Did he say it looks like I've waited in eternity
to play it cause I'm old?
What the fuck?
You just got fucking roasted by those.
Which statement about Game of Thrones is not true.
I'm too stressed out.
I have to come down.
I'm gonna try this.
Because the novels in the series went out sooner than the novels are.
That's my final answer.
I like her voice. That's a good grandma.
Alright, let's just find out the writing.
I got the easy ones.
I got a hard one.
Cope. Cope.
Stop moving the mouse, please.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
Sorry, don't get us right back in. I know that you can't stand it.
That's not cope.
I actually got a fucked up one
Apparently soups doesn't want to play on extra night once you choose to
I'm not getting smoked. I'm winning
The first one didn't count
You were on easy
All right
All right, that's gonna be pro pro pro see if you would have gotten this you would have actually fucking lost so
Or give me whatever I'll take anything
you really are getting sock puppet questions you're getting sock puppet
show questions right now okay oh my god like what the fuck the fuck is this
Man
I mean I don't fucking know I actually don't know
No stacking up that's what that's what runners have to do I guess so I don't know our team of editor I love DC comics
Oh, who has been the president of the IOC?
What the fuck is that see?
Yeah, you need money. Well catch a tiger by the toe. Is she holly let him go any mini money moe and out you go with the Tigers
Well, I'm going to try that's actually right. What the fuck
There's no way that's right. Yeah, it actually is. I don't know who that is. I can't believe that you just
Are you wrong? Yes. Yes, I'm sure
You don't know who Sebastian Bach is
He's like a classic music, uh, like Beethoven and shit.
Oh, and Smoke, Cope, Cope, Cope, actual Cope.
people that I go to trivia night sometimes and there's people that their
brain is just a fucking Rolodex. Do you know what a Rolodex is? No, not at all.
But I love going to trivia nights but only one like I like going and I have
never really won one. I've won flash questions but like you know when they do
flash questions. Yeah they give you one question and it's like a flash and it's
the one question whoever shouts it out first. I've won those but it's always
when it's related to animals. Like, what's the matter?
Well, there you go. That's your thing.
It's probably because you're interested in that.
Exactly.
What is the loudest animal? And why is it an Italian streamer?
Wills can burst your eardrums on your underwater,
because you go to them.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
It's really fucking loud.
I mean, I guess that's true for them to be able to,
you know, communicate a large distance to fucking water.
water is like basically soundproof yes like if you see a whale if you're able
to see it underwater what you shouldn't be scared of it coming up to you and
trying to like chomp you and living in its stomach for a month you should be
scared of it deciding to communicate with its homey because your eardrums
will just burst some of the people are saying water carry sound better oh it's
just because we can't talk down there traditionally what is the solution
Mr. Place in the shape that we know
intestines
Food questions, I get I smell
I'm so psyched I would be terrified if a whale came up to me
Have you watched or read the Harry Potter series yeah, I watched them all the time then you're joking
Yeah, I am okay. Actually it's about to be Harry Potter season
Normally around the holiday months. There's always a Harry Potter movie playing somewhere in this house
It's cozy. It's a it's a holiday thing to me
Yeah, and during the like cold winter season I like Gilmore girls, but I'm not sure if that's a
I've seen Gilmore girls three times really yeah
That's surprising did you see the do you see the new one the yeah, were they like all reunite?
Except for Richard because he's dead in real life
Okay, yeah, I hated it. I hated how they ended up you sure no it was so bad
And I hate Rory. I actually think that if I was one of the boyfriends it would have been a domestic abuse episode
I can't stand that bitch. I hate Rory so much.
You can't say that. You say that you're joking now.
I'm not joking. I fucking hate Rory.
I've never wanted to see a woman get punched in the face before. I've wanted to see Rory.
She needed to get punched. Someone needed to punch her in the fucking jaw.
Good luck.
I was trying to watch that with Mootin to like...
Paris, Paris should have fucking... There should have been episode where they...
Where they fucked each other up?
Like a lesbian?
No, not fuck, well that would have been cool too, but...
Hair should have just...
No, this is true.
Alright, I would have lost this.
I watched children's TV.
Moot couldn't keep watching Gilmore Girls, unfortunately, because he just started hating Lori so much.
Oh yeah, true.
Yeah.
Like, when she- sorry, this is gonna be Gilmore Girls' spoilers.
This came out like, fucking, 30, 40 years ago.
But, um, when she sleeps with the guys with that- the fiance with what's the fuck his name, um-
Are you serious?
What?
Thanks, fan alert.
You don't know the first fucking boyfriend?
I'm ne- oh Dean, but I never ever ever remember names of people and things.
That's like- wait what's a console?
How do you- how do you function?
Um...
Consome.
Consome.
Hotzer.
A cold appetizer.
I mean this.
Good luck.
I'm gonna guess that.
It might be- I thought about soup, but...
We're thinking of soups.
I absolutely hate fine dining restaurants. I always leave hungry.
Oh, that sucks.
I like fine dining restaurants for like the experience.
Yeah, okay.
The experience? You like feeling like you just got scammed?
No.
Stop moving the mouse.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, sir.
There's new content. I think I have it all over.
Oh, no, there's a lot.
U.S. Oh, wait, there's a shit time.
Hold on, I got to buy these real quick.
Fancy restaurants.
Only once in a while.
There's a specific one in Toronto, which is really, really good.
We discovered it when it was like $70 per person for a full taste in many of
and now it's like a hundred and forty or something.
How much? But it's it used to be $70 Canadian
for a tasting menu, for their full tasting menu,
and now it's like 140, which,
it's not Michelin Star or anything,
but it's just a really good tasting menu.
We brought people to there after our wedding,
and it was great.
It's a hundred, how much?
140 per person.
Per person?
Yeah, for a tasting menu, that's not that much.
Pardon me.
And I'm okay. I can already smell from here. I can't see your chat, but I'm smelling what's happening
That's an expensive meal
Of course, that's an expensive meal. That's like a once a year kind of thing, but if you have your been to a Michelin
No peach. I've never been doing. I'm sorry. Is that what you guys call it at the country club a Michelin?
No, I've never been to a Michelin star restaurant
Okay, this isn't okay. You don't have to be bitched, I'm just gonna start dissimilarizing.
You're not eating me out of here. I'm not eating me out of here.
The allegations right now, am I?
You know, I'm thinking maybe we do a Michelin tonight.
No.
Hey honey, how do you feel about calling the driver and doing a Michelin tonight?
Yeah, but it's just, okay.
No, I've never been to a Michelin star restaurant.
Well, they're usually like 300-ish per person.
Mmm, and that's fucking expensive. Yeah, we've only ever been to one
lot
Yeah, what's the near nearest Michelin with the helipad?
You're launching
We've only ever been to one so that we don't do that often guys. We've been to one this week. It's Monday
You just live like you're foodies. No. Oh your foodies sounds like you're Ricky's
This is what it sounds like to me.
No.
Yeah, I'm more of a $12 Chinese buffet kind of guy.
Well, Chelsea cries.
It says I thought we were going to a Michelin tonight.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
They sell tires next door.
It's like very neurotic about eating out, growing up.
So I never got used to it.
Neurotic.
Neurotic.
About what do you mean?
There's like a saying, like an almond mom
like an almond family, a crunchy family, and that's what I grew up in.
Oh, you were like a health food family.
Yeah, like you grew up in and there's no fucking snacks.
Holy shit, you guys are rich.
Actually rich.
What do you mean?
Although I had one like gig of rich friend growing.
Like actually they had a house on the lake type shit.
Yeah.
And yeah, it was like that.
There was never any good snacks in that household at all.
Yeah, my family was just like very strict about that.
If when I was really young, they my mom didn't understand health.
So it was a lot of like Chef Boyardy and like what are those like lunchable packs?
But then she I don't know went to like what the hell's wrong with those?
Well, they're not healthy for you.
They're not that bad. Lunchables. Lunchables.
They're not that means just needed cheese and crackers.
That's not really that bad.
Yeah, but that's not like nutritious. It's not like a balanced meal.
Sorry, I know.
I thought you said that's pretty balanced.
Where's the fruit or vegetable?
Oh, yeah, you just fucking have an apple or a banana.
It's like processed cheese and processed meat on like.
Probably made from white flour crackers that are going to spike your
glucose levels.
That's balanced.
That's that's not balanced.
What do you okay, so what do you need my like what what nutrition's do you do you need every day?
With every meal. Yeah complex carbohydrate. Yep crackers that you can know that's not complex
Simple it's a simple carb. You're fucking simple
All right, okay complex
Maybe to be complex like brown rice a multi-grain bread. Okay multi-grain
Yeah, like stuff like that, okay? You need to have fruit and or veg. Yeah, a nice good portion of that
Okay, a healthy fat like nuts, seeds, avocado, and then protein which can be like tofu beans, fish
Tofu? So and that's what you had going on? Yeah, yeah, no it was okay. They were extreme. My mom used to take my Halloween candy
Like I'd come home. Mommy. I'm so happy. I got so much Halloween candy
She'd dump it on the floor
She'd make me choose like five things that I got to keep and then she'd take the rest in the trash bag
Throw it out or hide it until she could throw it out. Oh
Microsoft games NBA here we go Olympics
WWE yo, US movies 90s 70s. Okay, hold on
one. Get all this shit out of here.
I'm in a multi-unit like house and there was a nice old lady that used to live underneath
us and she used to feed me chocolates and hide me under her table so I could eat them.
You were like the Anne Frank of the fucking trans fat world.
Yeah, yeah. I was hiding under the table just like trying to stuff my mouth with
Chocolate. It's like the first time I've eaten this in months.
This fucking- these DLC is nice.
WWE, US presidents.
I won't know anything about WWE.
I don't know much about it either, but we'll keep it because there's a lot of wrestling weebs in my...
What do I gotta turn off soccer?
Yeah, I get that show. Okay.
Wait a minute.
Are the wrestling weebs gonna help you?
So you've never really had fast food or anything, then I think Moon was saying.
No, the first time I've had-
Oh, we gotta take you to an armies
And you've never been armies
You've never been to Chick-fil-A no, man, we really come from two separate worlds
Yeah
You're saying that again?
I- I don't want there to be this division as if I grew up rich.
I prefer to go for his fuck.
Beach, you can't be poor as fucking eat like that.
Yes, you can.
No, you can't.
Yes, you can't.
No, you can't, dog.
That is a myth. And when I was little, as I said, we didn't eat as fuck.
What do you mean a myth?
I mean, a lot of, like, when people say,
When people say, oh, I'm so broke, I'm only eating rice and beans.
Rice and beans is actually a complete protein and like relatively healthy.
And then if you go and grab some like frozen broccoli that's on sale,
you throw that in there. You have a complete protein, you have vegetables.
It's relatively cheap.
Like there's ways back in the days of the fucking kings and queens, the monarchy,
the people that were living the longest were the peasants,
because they were eating healthy shit.
They were eating like vegetables and soups and stuff like that.
The peasants were not living the long...
I think that they were.
Peach, no they weren't.
They were dying of disease.
They were healthy, Peach.
They were not healthy, Peach.
They were healthy, it is.
The peasants were not living longer than high-born people.
Okay, high-born people, it used to be a fashion trend.
You have to get charcoal and put on your teeth to make it look like they were rotting out of your skull
because that's what the royalty had happening with their teeth because they were eating so much sugar.
Okay, but that doesn't mean they were living longer.
Okay, so you know what I'm saying?
No, I don't.
Poor people.
Back in the day.
Also, the fact that you have referred to people as peasants really is not helping.
I said back in the day, the momarchy and the peasants!
You know the peasants back in the day in 2006
All right good luck
Okay, Ariel is from the Disney movie mermaid no
Lorelai or Mara Mara sounds kind of like marine
And too bad if I'm wrong
Marie your final answer
Yes, that's my final answer Mara
You know your answers, okay, now it seems he's turned to play and it's
Let's go for a whole new question
Oh
And you're telling me that I got these answers
It's the first five they're all easy the contestants rise to incredible challenges will Margaret do the same what the fuck
Let's go for this new element. Wait, I have to reread it from the beginning.
The Parsley position. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's biggie.
You know what my next question is, right? We haven't made out of the first five because
Peach keeps losing. That's not true.
Which Frenchman was the Olympic gold medalist in the Nordic? Combine it. Okay.
If you know this, then you're like an Olympics weed.
I would say A.
You watched that.
That is not the answer.
The game never b-
Who keeps losing in the first five?
Who?
You, still you.
No, I'm going to get this one.
And you're going to look like a fool.
OK, let's see it.
OK, what happens if a player misses Jersey during match?
Well, maybe it depends.
I'm too stressed out.
I have to calm down.
Um...
Okay, but context matters. Like, does he put it back on himself?
Okay, I'm gonna guess that he's given a new one.
He's like, this one's dirty. I want a new one.
But like, it depends if he puts it back.
What the fuck? You can't show your nippies?
I don't think it has to do with that one.
You can't show your nippies?
Had to win, technically.
No, two, two.
It's every both got first.
Yeah, so we're tied.
That's not a double.
Dandy, we'll wait for Logan to confirm the math.
I can't allow this woman to win.
She's not winning.
I'm winning right now.
No, you're not.
You're so mad.
So mad that you're losing today.
You're not.
The first one doesn't count.
You're on easy.
No, the first one does count.
I give you time to back out.
Alright, only if you admit that women need to start at a lower level than men.
Okay, well then, I did it count.
You don't even have a million neurons in that fucking stall of yours right now.
Do you really want to start the who's more cognitive argument?
Is that really where you want to go with this?
I've never fucking walked into Disneyland and had someone be like,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Hey, let's get your wheelchair and here's your FastPass and your helmet.
Okay, don't give me a helmet.
Is there anything else you need?
No helmet involved.
I'll keep it in Disney.
NHL, where are you going?
I just bought it, we have to keep it in.
Why would you buy those?
Because there's a bundle.
I just bought the bundle.
Any TOS too?
Hold on, I have to be peach again.
No. This is you, bitch.
This was yours.
This is you, bitch.
Go ahead.
You have to beat me, bitch. Come on.
Todd Howard is the only name I know here.
You can't always win.
Yes!
Now it's Margaret's turn to play.
I didn't know.
Talk shit.
Get hit.
We'll go ahead.
Let's see what you got.
What?
I guess it just knows.
I guess it just knows.
knows what it's the i guess the game just just knows knows what nothing nothing the choice is me
some of us are fast fast gamers the right answer absolutely defy me hasn't it yeah i told you that
i had a fast pass at disney one time and it's look at that number one though
i smoked you first round yep you did and that's killing you that's killing you
That was a devastating loss. I'm gonna be honest
Pento, what is the name of the 23rd president's best friend peach? What color is the fire truck?
You know I just
The game just knows
I have a theory that the first the first player gets the harder questions
Okay, go ahead.
No, I'll go first next time, alright now.
I need my old lady.
Cheers.
You have to tempt fate sometimes.
Okay.
You see, this one's pretty easy.
Well done.
Thank you.
They've returned to market.
She's never been more focused than she is now.
That would work for me because I'd get distracted.
They'd just be able to beat the shit out of me.
It's time to move on to a new class.
Is that chocolate shit?
Oh.
Ooh, I don't hair dog the lost Ark
remedy for cancer his car keys her dog
Is an Indiana Jones a man?
He's looking for dog. It could be talking about the reef. They could be talking about the walk remake where
The only thing that makes up to me if it's a remedy for cancer
Indiana Jones in the remedy for cancer
I don't I don't know what the last argument is the only thing that
looks like it makes sense.
Okay.
Good movie.
Good.
Good.
Wait, why the fuck wasn't he looking for the remedy to cancer?
Was that an option?
What does John Travolta capture and blow out?
Oh, this is this is so easy.
I'm gonna have to go with escapees because I can't imagine John Travolta being in
a movie about anything else.
But I've never seen this movie.
Stop moving on us.
you just fuck I was gonna fucking click you move them out no no you said escape
you click you were you were good I you move the fucking mouse on me no no
what the fuck is this shit man this game is so fun what
Holy shit!
You're googling right now? Why is the first to play?
I've never even heard of this movie.
I wanna see another guy.
No one first.
I swear, I swear to god they make it hardly.
What's the score?
Killing you right now.
All right, I mean I'm gonna be killing you.
Don't say what?
And I'm picking Ruben.
Now it's over.
I was, I wasn't picking Ruben because I want to give you a chance.
Now it's over.
What do you mean by that?
You were picking what? A female character? Because you were giving me a chance?
Margaret Stern has-
What did you do?
Good luck to her.
Hey!
Alright, go ahead. Good luck. Good luck being player one.
Yeah?
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Say C.
Are you sure?
That's the one.
How the fuck?
Alright, that was a really good guess.
I just assumed because they did like, walk speed.
I get a weed question.
It's using a god damn it Ruben
She is sight
Here's a new question for you. Oh, I just lost the game
Fuck
Okay, they're actually giving you old lady questions. No, no, you're just mad
I'm player one now
You said it was the player one thing. I'm starting to get to the fucking player
Oh, like the character that you pick they're giving you old lady. What are kittens called?
Good luck to you for this
No, no, no see come on that you don't know this. I don't fucking know I would have crushed this question. I
Would have already crushed it. I actually don't fucking know. I've I haven't seen this movie. I've never heard of it
But I'm so reading Sleeping Beauty
Yeah, you are the handsomest and the most cultured.
What more could you want?
Your character is like a himbo.
She's never been more focused than she is now.
This is a faithful term for Mark.
She's so focused.
I'm so focused right now.
What in the fuck are these old lady questions?
Dog!
It's okay, now it's because I'm an old lady.
Is your final answer?
Make up your mind, is it because I'm so focused?
Well it has to be something.
I'm trying to figure out what it is. Oh my god. I didn't see this man
You're getting the easiest fucking questions. I don't think it was Emma Watson. I don't think it was a me Emma stone
Do you know this? Yeah, I do
I can't believe that you guessed that
I never won the meta games
They're they're going
Yeah, Margaret has excitedly awaited her turn. Yeah, you got a baby. You got a good luck to her
I didn't achieve how people just cannot
Right now. Yeah, it's cold chat
None of this it's cut the shit
No, this is pepper break the vinegar slash the salt
cut the mustard?
Did you never work in a kitchen?
Have you ever had a job?
Yes! I've had a job!
I'm going to say cut the mustard, I don't know.
Okay, thank god.
Come on, check what mom's doing.
It's time to move on to a new...
Count your chickens.
Well, for me it's...
What do you count I count my calories because that's at the top left
And I'm grateful for something
Good luck to you for this new question. Oh, I'm not gonna know this. You got this
Freedkin Frankenheimer
Carpenter can I'm a sounds like Frankenstein. That's a good lead
Carpenter I
I don't know John Carpenter sounds like a scary name
I'm between Carpenter and Frankenheimer
Can you meanie money moe catch a tiger by the toe of a dog let it go let it go let it go let it go let it go
Can I say B?
Yes B
Is that I have to announce to you that this is not the right end
Come on ask me what a cat is
Let's go for this new eliminatory question. Oh that was monkey. Was it a no as a dog?
That's right the Russians send that dog to space
Have the wins!
I don't have a meta chat helping me right now
That's not even what happened
I wish I had 6,000 meta husbands
That's pretty sad of it
That's sad that they send that dog to space
Cause that dog is probably like what the fuck is going on right now
I actually don't want to think about that cause that's actually, there was no return flight for that dog
No
They just let him die. That's so orgy I think yeah, yeah, that's pretty fucked up
Couldn't they have something like I don't know a gerbil
Not that I hate gerbils, but like what so you hear what they do to beagles
Oh
Sorry, I was touching the mouse
You want manga in or out? I
Don't know anything about manka. It's manka like the anime but on paper. Yeah, we'll keep it in just cuz it's a
It's a fuck you for both of us
okay I'm 69 years old that's a hot it's pretty good that's a sexy age I'm a
fucking guilt I you know if you think about all the horrible shit that we do
to animals we really are the fucking aliens like how we imagine aliens and
horror movies that's actually us that actually is us man that's okay that's
Yeah, no, we're fucking sex of shit.
Like, we can theoretically not eat animals and still survive and live pretty healthy lifestyles,
but we're just like, mmm, they're yummy, let's put them into factories.
Well, I don't really mind the eating animals part, it's how horrific slaughterhouses are.
this new turn is really if they could just do it like ethically I know but
imagine the aliens what if an alien species came in and they were just like
you know what the alien species would be the toddlers it would be pitbulls the
red planet that says March only that's right Venus is blue Pluto's white we
gotta go with Jupiter. That's at March! That's at March! That's at March! That's at March!
How is that? No, that doesn't count. Huge L. Huge L for you. Because it is Mars, but
I was like, I was like, there's a little bit of red in Jupiter. Stop it right now! It
I said March, man!
What the fuck was that?
They changed the name, I didn't know that.
They didn't all change the name of Mars.
It wants to be a fucking millionaire, it's March.
It's probably one of the packs that you came for as well.
Yeah, I think it was, I think it was the space.
I paid fucking like five dollars for that.
And they can't fucking spell it right?
That's true, how do we know that some of this shit isn't fucked up?
She's never been more focused than she is now.
That's a good idea
People say that that's the one word like the cars in real life. I think
Now
How many okay, I don't know this answer either. It's gotta be three
Gotta be a easy. I would guess three
Penta wins! Penta wins!
No.
Yes sir!
See what happened when there was no fucking...
I should just say...
Let's do...
Let's do a quick nerd.
No, let's do Harry Potter, Disney,
Entertainment.
Yeah.
Quick nerd around.
I won't do 70s, I'm keeping on 80s.
I'm not dead, but I was unaligned at that time.
You weren't, well yeah you weren't dead. You weren't born, you weren't born yet. Oh yeah, sure there should have been Star Wars.
Alright, go ahead Margaret.
What the fuck?
I'm too bad if I'm wrong.
Too bad if I'm wrong. I'm not gonna be.
Okay, and you're telling me I get the easy ones? Are you seeing this?
It's just as easy.
A young cat?
Are you fucking seeing a young giant, a young elf?
Yeah, people get the cat and one of the first scenes is that woman turns into a
She was a cat and she's like
Professor McGonagall do the same that woman. She that woman's name is Hermione
No, professor McGonagall is a cat. I think we are
And I don't think Hermione turns into a yeah, she drinks that like potion. Yeah, that was one of the first scenes though
Good luck. Oh, come on
including the stage play sequel.
Book.
Ooh.
Blossom for stone.
Wrong.
Actually wrong.
I'm between 6 and 7.
Stop.
I'm between 6 and 7.
Oh.
Oh no.
No.
Actually wrong.
I don't know.
There's way more than six movies.
Really?
You mean six books?
Yeah, but they do.
But each book is a, each movie is a book except for the last two.
That's true.
True good luck to him your new question is ready. Good luck
Sorry, I might lose this I've only ever heard of Buffalo Bill from
Easy pet to win you're so mad right now
I don't wanna talk about that round.
You are so fucking stupid and dumb!
Did you say my character is a white male?
Yeah, he's a white male.
You're a rich white woman.
Admitted to being white.
Didn't deny the white allegations.
I might be white.
I might be.
I go back and forth.
What do you mean you go back and forth?
Today I'm going to identify as Japanese.
The way that I experience the world is like a Latina woman.
Alright.
I don't know if any Latina women eating tofu and going on month-long vacations, but sure, you know whatever.
I don't know if that's a typical Latina experience, but maybe it is. I don't know.
The eating tofu that makes me white?
Yes, actually.
Actually, yes.
Alright, good luck.
I'm losing immediately.
This is unfair.
I'm guessing Spielberg.
I only recognize that.
I have to calm down.
And what will be your final answer?
Let's pitchcock.
Lancer.
Should have chosen the name that had cock in it.
No, always pick cock.
You have given your final answer.
I hope it is the right one.
I have to announce to you that-
Fuck!
This mutual rubin.
Come on, what color is the fire truck?
Oh, you, Jew!
I need a spare dome.
I won't play your Chewbacca please.
No, absolutely not.
I won't play your Chewbacca.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
I won't play your Chewbacca.
We could get McConnell in.
McConnell wants to play Town of Salem.
I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.
I do need to leave on Delito,
So I would love to be player two. Oh you're trying to leave on a W?
Yeah, oh, it's over them
No, it's actually over
Actually over. I'll tell you what how about this? Yeah, how about this? I'll play a solo
Actually, I think we can play together. How about that? Okay. Will that make you feel a little better than me?
Just constantly embarrassing you
You're not I've
Like 50-50 right now absolutely not. I've just demolished you at this point. No, that's not true. Okay, so
So then I guess I'll just be playing by myself then
No, no, we can play together
We're gonna do even even easy's hard
No, we're gonna be two different people again. No, no, we're just so so you so you don't touch the mouse, okay?
And I'll just we'll disagree, okay
Okay, we're like playing as one single grain right now.
Yup.
Alright.
What's the name of- it's Jasmine, right?
Jasmine.
Oh yeah.
Okay, easy.
No doubt.
I'm glad that you chose the-
Well, territory to the United States bought from France in 1803.
This is all you, King.
It's the Louisiana Purchase Speech.
Why the fuck would I know that?
It's a very common thing, okay?
It's very common for France to buy American land.
Uh, other way around.
America bought it from France.
Which of these is not a 7D?
D.
Okay.
Well, the choice has to be made, so...
Wait, what's that?
We're going to say D.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Do you know this?
No.
You should. This is a part of your lore.
This is a...
This is a part of my four store.
Yeah?
Um, I don't know.
A bingo ate me baby
It actually did though
I don't know I think it means minecraft I
Know that like the game destiny is an MMO
Well, that's not in this speech. Yeah. Well, that's the only example of an MMO that I actually know
So this is this is you all right the only one that has online here is minecraft, right?
Cuz final Final Fantasy 13 is the MMO, but that's
That's seven, so that is a-
For me, I think.
Or fourteen, thank you.
It's not meant to be online though, I don't think that's-
I'm not sure.
That's right.
That was bad.
That was a bad question.
If I got that on the show, I would actually be fucking punching the producer right
now.
You'd be arguing.
No, I wouldn't be.
No, I'd be spinning.
All right.
With what do you hit a golf ball, a club?
Good.
Well, the choice has to be made, so we're going to see it.
I don't know dude McConnell what's the answer to this McConnell McConnell you know the answer to this
it's Tyler and too bad if I'm wrong McConnell got McConnell got new beef with Ninja really yeah
why McConnell was yelling at people in this chat for not something to him and Ninja saw the clip
was like that's fucked up man I would never I would never do something just for
money goes to mixer I would I would never I would never I would never care
about money like that that's not me I don't do that kind of shit which of these
Singers is not a part of One Direction C.
All right, I actually didn't know this.
I don't do that shit.
He comes multi-mode.
You know this one?
I would guess Dublin because it sounds great.
Oh, there you go.
Yep.
Do you know this?
Scandinavian.
Come on, Beach.
Why would I know this? Is it because I'm a woman?
Yep.
Actually don't know, but I know that Nicki Minaj has like a really like complicated name.
So like, maybe her?
Okay.
I'm choosing A.
Why don't-
Oh, yeah.
That's a-
That's an insane name.
I'm really bad.
Oh shit, wait, we earned 200 neurons!
We gained 200 neurons.
Alright, I got one more and then we'll do some TOS.
I'm gonna work off the assumption that the servers aren't going to stop moving the mouse God
What did you just do?
God it's actually impossible for you to
So set around eight. Okay, so it's probably gonna be more like 10. So this is what killed the sub above
Oh, it's only coming up at eight. Yeah, which of these objects they use as a stick
I think it's probably a proper name for it, I don't know what it's called.
That's a stick.
That's not a baton.
I feel like a baton is like, you throw it.
It kind of is more like a wand, right?
I feel like it looks more like a stick than a baton.
You know this one?
Cardiology, of course.
Good.
Good.
Okay, C.
Good.
Then it would D.
Obviously.
I think that that should be the real name of pimps
Yep, this is for you. This is for you. Oh gee, you don't know this
What is it but I need you to prove that you see no doubt about it the ice age
It's time to I mean this is gonna be dated in 20 years. There's not gonna be a winner anymore
Transist or is not
Trit, that's the name of a, uh, what's the name of a corn song?
I'm sure of a corn?
Corn, corn song.
Corn?
Corn.
Here's a new question.
You know the band corn?
No.
You don't know the band corn?
Godfather, Godfather, who's Godfather?
Okay, C.
You don't know the band corn?
Okay, Morocco and South Africa are south.
Yep, it's Turkey.
I don't know where Algeria is.
Gotta be turkey.
Turkey's pretty far north of us.
See, that's the right answer.
I would stake my life on it.
I'm very bad at geography.
Oop.
Is that like a pantheon?
Is that a full pantheon?
Or did they?
Is that wrong?
It's a pantheon.
Gas?
Do you know the answer?
Yep.
Okay, I would guess...
Oh!
Wait, you smoked me!
Wait, are we not playing together anymore?
We are playing together, but...
Oh no, now we're going back to...
No
You have to believe women that's not smoke. I don't fuck are you doing you have to believe women? I don't
Well, you just lost because you disbelieved in a woman
It's my chat is saying that that's actually wrong that that's a typo
No, so one of my chat actually said that that it's that it's two different things
things. Where? Yeah. Partheon. It's in Athens, Greece. Oh, I read the question wrong. The
coordinates are 37.97. They have the coordinates. I'm sorry, you're just, you were just wrong.
All right. All right, goodbye. I can't, I can't have that kind of negativity because
Because I thought we were supposed to be a team.
I smoked it, we were a team there.
Oh that's easy.
You got 24 hours suspended.
Do you think you deserve it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was fun though, last night.
Probably not for the cops.
No, probably not.
We could have set up a little better scenario for the cops, like holding the throne room.
Or they could have went to the ballers and actually gotten grenades.
That would have been illegal though, huh?
Yeah.
Did Snow say he's going to remove the...
I have no idea.
Sad.
Who else got suspended?
Do we know yet?
Hopefully my place to hopefully Joe John T did
If there's one good thing that came from this it's that Joe John T probably got suspended. Are you okay?
Yeah, how'd your stream go?
Not great. Did you yell your chat to give subs again?
Yeah
What's wrong, man? Come on
Cheer up
Huh?
Sad why have you never been suspended or banned from an rp server? No, oh, dude
It's not a big deal man
Sometimes you just fuck her a little too. You don't like it
Oh, I mean a 24-hour ban is pretty much just like hey, it's just like all right come on guys
All right cut it out
That's not that bad and it's not even that bad because the server's on right now. Yeah, that's true
They're D-Dawson because my condo got banned. No
They're D-Dawson for McConnell
Have you gotten many disciplinary? I don't think he's ever gotten in trouble. Oh, I'm asking you
me oh
Yeah, what's the worst one you've gotten?
Um some of them have been justified some of them. I feel like haven't
Well, you can you say your dumbest one?
My dumbest one. Yeah. What was like the dumbest thing you got like talking to or suspended over?
Um
They did that one during your sub-a-thon that one was pretty dumb
I'm trying to think yeah, it's hard. Yeah
Yeah, the Vinny one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I got permanently banned from Ignite because
I told a woman to go back to Hawaii. And I got her character was and and they and I got
permanently banned for racism. While the owner of the server was away for a funeral.
And then he came back and he was like, what are you guys talking about?
And then he walked it back.
But then he kept those people in, no, no, she stepped down.
She was like, well, fuck this.
And I can't ban tattoo.
It gives a fuck.
You were being racist towards Hawaiians.
Towards Hawaiians, right?
Which in my mind, because she was like, I have all these tattoos because I'm Hawaiian.
her tattoos was like we're like anime and shit and I was like I don't think that
fucking in you ash as a traditional Hawaiian tattoo I have been to Hawaii and
there are a lot of Japanese people who go there yeah I've heard that America yeah
yeah what maybe it makes sense I've heard I've heard people do the other way
to they go to Hawaii for a little bit then they go then they do a little bit
in Japan yeah because it's you know it's right there right right there yeah but
in my mind it was like told someone to go back to Michigan or Ohio or some shit
I mean it's telling someone to go back to America pretty much right right so I mean you know
why is in America isn't it yep it was the last American state to be uh brought into the country
and I think that happened uh and like what it's the 70s I think the 70s because Richard Nixon was there
something yeah that's not even like if you told someone go back to oh the fifties
oh okay oh right right right you're right no yeah you guys are right and to
have said something like that before he said he told X you see to leave the
city thanks I did I was right to go back to Montreal yep I did I'm sorry that
you got bogged Mr. McConnell cares he kind of deserves it he powergamed him a
little bit I mean a lot actually yeah whatever I couldn't hear him like let's
hold the ladder
you got lost in the sauce what I expected to happen was the classic
at least Zerg and so I expected us to get pushed back and then that didn't happen.
I guess they could only go down that one at a time.
He was like 3am and they just got done dealing with Mike Bockel and some people just fucking
locked off.
The Bosco clip of it is really fucking funny.
I watched that one.
I saw it on Reddit where the ranger was like yeah this is where they're dying, goes
down the ladder and dies.
What the fuck?
I can't believe this.
What the fuck?
I can't believe it.
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha.
There's gas grenades.
They could've thrown gas grenades down.
I don't think that we have.
I think we just have smoke grenades.
They should've at least smoked a ladder.
I mean, it probably would have been the same, but.
There are gas grenades.
I can't believe Mike couldn't get shot instantly.
I actually wasn't.
If people, so one guy, I mean, it was one guy over.
It was like, how the fuck did Pentonite get banned?
But I was just standing there with a knife.
If I had a gun I would have shot them and probably been banned with everyone else, but I did it, so...
Hey, that's how it goes. Look at me. I want to hold the throne room.
Yeah, I'm aware.
Alright.
Yeah, whatever.
I can't keep going for doing tops.
Huh? Yeah. I guess. Should we?
Hang on.
I don't know.
Come on, everyone.
It's TOS2 time.
I don't know.
Do you want tea?
No.
I made a copy I think he's I think he's bitching him out on extra right now. Oh
I saw you in a court case earlier. Yeah, someone we got nothing on that. He did get sent to jail for that
Well, I mean
Probably something with towing
He said it was like a three-month-old court case when I asked about it, you know, I gotta you know
I know that it's our friends. They got banned for this. So it's a little
you know
There's a bit of like a like like sad undertone
Even if it's just 24 hours, but like shout out to purple for for those those good bands
Because on no pixel. We just would have gotten told to learn how to adapt
the cops yeah
Yeah, just don't go down those ladders. We just we just would have got we would have gotten told to just you got to
You got to adapt to that kind of stuff. I think it would have been funny if the cops just stayed up there
permanently just like
Brought so you know it starved you out. Oh, you know someone in my chance, right? It's like it's like the fucking
casino elevator
We're never been to a casino
There was a the biggest heist in 3.0 was the casino heist and
The longest part of it was where they had to crack a coat or some shit in a room and the only entry way
That's the horrible sign the only entry way was an elevator shaft where you went down a ladder
So and of course, you know the gangs got there first right whoever's robbing it
So they would just sit there and they would do what we did they would just hold the fucking ladder and just killed cops as they
As they drop down one by one
But it was it was a little better though because you could get on the ladder
Or you could get on top of the elevator and then drop into it
So it wasn't it was a little better than what we did, but it was so pretty bad where it just it was just a meat grinder
It's like an XP farm on Minecraft where like you make the enderman fall down a hole so that you can kill them all
Yep
It yep, that's probably I've never played Minecraft in my life. So I don't know
Well everyone everyone in chat that plays Minecraft knows
What a kill box was Moot was explaining it to me today
But now I know we're soups
He's a angel right now. They're dandy. Can you get soups in here? Aren't you like? Oh, he's coming
Yeah, I'm gonna try to avoid
Hello, what's going on
I know I'm doing fine. Thank you. You know, okay. That's what I asked
Okay, I said I said what's going on?
Not how are you?
in tone of Salem I
Feel like I feel like playing time of Salem right now. Can I ask you a question?
I don't want you to take it the wrong way and I really don't mean this in a mean way
Say it. Okay. Where you live is is everyone like you
There's many way, you know, like me voice
No, I just mean like does everyone like act like you like does everyone talk and just like
Like are you considered? Are you considered a normal person?
I was about to say, is she French-Canadian because I'm pretty normal?
The big thing is, first off when I speak English, I'm a completely different person than when I speak French, okay?
Okay, okay, sure.
So you could say I'm acting, but not really.
French-Canadian.
I don't want to say that way.
I never spoke English daily before role-playing. You get me?
It's the best of both worlds.
So I just took on the voice of my character, right?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're sounding a lot more coherent coherent today. Yeah
What do you mean like I feel like you're like pronunciation is a lot more coherent
Thank you. Yeah, what one of the most jarring things about being in Europe was hearing people speak English that their native languages
Both aren't English it just sounded like two NPCs kind of talking to each other
You're just apparently on purpose, so yeah, that's the point
Are you from Montreal from like French? No, I'm French from French
Marseille
Yo, not very good. I'm from the south of France. Okay. I'm from the south near the Mediterranean sea
Okay, you guys have different kind of French than we do. Yeah, you're actually French
Yeah, I could bake notes. It's like fake French in my opinion
They are like a big defender of the French language, but then you listen to one of them talk, and it's like 50% English word.
Even the French hate the French Canadians.
It takes a time to translate the stop sign right into the French equivalent, but then you just listen to them and it's like...
Did someone just say that Montreal is the French's Mexico?
No, you know, I hear that.
What is that mean?
No, that's not what I said.
I said that.
It's kind of like when, like, French Canadian, and it's kind of like Mexican-speaking Spanish
campaigns, somebody from Spain.
Oh, okay.
I mean, it can't be as bad as Mexico.
Come on.
French Canadian are the most spanish people ever.
However, they master the language like no one else.
Thank you.
I mean, merci.
Merci.
Merci.
Merci.
French Canadian comedians are so fucking funny.
You big XUC fan.
Well, I only spoke about this, but what made me discover NoPixel was XQC, so I wasn't
sure how to do so.
There it is.
did you hate watch honestly it began as no watching because i kind of liked
watching his minecraft speedrun okay and then he started playing no pixel and
then i was i was like this guy is not made for roleplay
that's a average that sounds like an average user uh you know lifespan i
guess the thing he did on the pixel the
thing in was wild were you a hopper no i don't
ever but actually I do but only on a FinDota channel I kind of liked I kind of
preferred the XQC hoppers over Changi hoppers because half of XQC hoppers
were just like yeah sorry that our streamer sucks so wait when for me was
like XQC and then half the hoppers were like yeah he is a fucking idiot
like, that's actually completely true.
Yeah, he's a fucking dumbass.
Seems like everybody on Reddit is like very mad at XTC right now.
Anytime there's a threat up seems the opinion is pretty bad.
No, Reddit. Come on.
Well, I don't think fails.
It's fucking Reddit.
I don't think there's ever really.
I mean, there's never really positive opinions about anything on Reddit,
not even L.S.F.
I like our slash all, like, we just like see things, you know,
I tried to like not wake up just stop and look at like puppies and shit
I mean he made me discover no pixels, so that's good at least I'm gonna be honest
This is gonna sound this is gonna make me sound like a boomer, but out of all the social medias lately. I'm preferring Facebook
Yeah, because Facebook first off marketplace dope alright second off they're like Facebook like for local groups and stuff and like events
They fucking nailed it man. That's true. Yeah, yeah Facebook like it actually is fucking dope for like local groups
and shit like that.
Rest in peace, Twitter.
Once my dad was like
friending me 100 times because he locked himself out of every account he made.
Like, I just like I think it's the shark.
The shark's been jumped here a bit.
Yeah, that's a happy.
That one does use Facebook.
Facebook, really, I think I think I don't communicate.
I think I think I think that Facebook is better than Twitter.
I now buy a lot and and and Instagram sucks hard.
Instagram is so bloated, though.
It's not as bad as Twitter, man. Twitter fucking sucks, dude.
Twitter is still clean. It's clean. Like, just, you know, feeds, profile files, that's it.
But it's all like, it's all fucking like bots or like only fan ads.
Yeah, Twitter keeps recommending me, like, you know, it's like right wing chuds and boats and...
Yeah, man. Twitter sucks.
Recommended for you, this right wing Elon.
It always shows me murder people are question marking my I think Facebook is better than Twitter right now opinion
But I think those people might be stuck in 2016
You're just thinking about it local groups and stuff and you can like find your niche in your area, right?
Yeah, but I don't know. I honestly just think it's better for them scrolling down than Twitter Twitter is like
But if Twitter is pretty much unusable right now, that shit is fucking hate God
It's God. It's like that try to log on to be able to see Twitter now what a
I like tiktok
Yeah, I'm on tiktok actually I actually became addicted to YouTube short lately
Peach's dad watches YouTube
I watch way too many food tiktok
There was that guy in an pirate software. He just I don't know he just keep coming into my feet some means
That guy just base moves his good notes and it pisses me off
Yeah, he sounds pretty cool
You know I saw I saw a take once that I really agreed with and I keep thinking back to it
someone was talking about how peak internet was like when like you went on the internet and it was like a place in your house
Right, it was like your desktop. It was it was a login. It was it was it was a place
Right, you would you would go there to be on the internet
You weren't always fucking connected like you weren't always carrying around like you would you go there
Right, and then they'd be on the internet, but then you know once you once you're all that that's it, right?
You're done
of the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I used to play Habbo Hotel.
Oh my God, I remember Habbo Hotel.
I go crazy for Habbo Hotel.
It's like a weird social mess.
That sounds about right.
That's not good.
Soops, I thought you were going to perm at Apple for real for real.
I think I actually learned what sex was on Habbo Hotel.
I did our game there.
I literally did Harry Potter with me in Habbo Hotel.
Me too.
I actually did that.
It's so fun.
They also had the X-Men ones. Oh god, I feel like old person now.
But then in 2012, you know, there was like that great mute thing because of that big documentary about the pedophilia.
What the hell did you say?
No, wait, there was like a big mute on the above, right? No one could speak for like a week or so.
Oh yeah, you could only say like, Baba.
Oh, was that the one when people were going to the pool and being like, closed?
The people would like the afros
Yeah, just like fans
You mean 4chan?
Yeah
Pool is closed
No, they actually closed out a lot of rooms in Hava hotel
And you couldn't talk
And they literally just had like a guy in a fro there
I bet you guys are all pissed
No, I started doing Harry Potter in Forms instead
I was even the old then, okay?
I was even the old, I was like kid
Yeah, good times man
Just checked I just checked I am 13 checkbox, okay peak life was really just 2008
You think we are now I think
Streaming and playing the TRP I was about saying 2008 I was rating every day and wow
I was eight years old in 2008, and I was probably playing oh god
Well, I think you I don't know. I mean it's hard to say because my whole fucking life is a joke, but you know it was just
I mean come on, but
But you know, I mean now you're right. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm peeking right now
But there is something about like I was talking about the other day there's something about like
Being a because now whenever I think of a new hobby. I'm just like I don't have time for that shit
There's no way I can do it but like it's true though. Yeah, but as a kid
You don't think about that kind of stuff. You just fucking do it. You know something sounds cool. You just fucking
Are you kidding me? That was the when I was a fucking kid in like school
I had always complained about school and my mom would always say the same shit, you know
You're complaining now, but trust me. You're gonna you're gonna wish you were you still are complaining
But she's also right
Awesome
Man, I'll ensure
Am I the only one that likes school?
Yeah
Middle school
I like having a lot of free time
I don't miss making up a fucking 6.30
I fucking catch the bus
You don't want to take it back, that was dog shit
The bus in Michigan and Ohio I assume is fucking cold half the year too
Cold is fucking, it was either cold as shit or way too fucking hot
Yeah
Where did you sit on the bus?
Where was your seat?
Oh I was in the back baby
I knew it
Was I was in the back man my commute was like an hour
Oh, is that bad? I will walk to school. I will take the train. I will take the subway
I will walk to my school. Oh my god
The guys in the back of the bus always threw shit at my head
Actually like a year after high school for a murder or something I would I would I wouldn't I know
I had this bit where I would scream out the window at people right and I would and now I'm just gonna preface this with I was I was 13
So I would scream racially charge things at people
But it but it but never let me finish pause
But the but the but the twist was I would scream it at the wrong race
So that was the joke, okay, so if I saw so if I saw like a white couple walking a dog, I'd be like go back
I'll be honest my brother is just admitting to that shit I was 13 it gives a fuck I don't know if I would admit to the stuff I used to do and say
I was a different time I don't care about I was 13 no it's whatever
Oh, there's no Twitter when I was growing up, man.
Yeah, we all said in general Twitter, et cetera,
or camera phones.
Yeah. Now when you're young and you're stupid, you post it online
and you're just fucked.
Like if you want to have a job in the future, I can only imagine.
Did we used to throw snowballs at this really Canadian,
but we used to throw snowballs at cars and shit like hiding in pine trees.
I thought you thought you were a pro at that.
I thought I made the end of the feelings.
I thought my friend punched out in a bush at a church.
They got him they got him he's pretty decent low like mentally and physically
Before the punch he was fine
There's no smoke cigarettes there's no it's like a whole a whole cigarette
Loser cuz I didn't do anything fun. I was like a big school like I did fucking every club and
student government I
I was nominated for the
difficult actual girl.
It's not too late.
Winter's coming. You can still do it.
She was a class president.
No, I was
hisnotarian.
I didn't want to be president.
I almost wasn't allowed to go to my senior
prom because I had gotten arrested
and I was out on bail that year
for my senior
for my senior year of high school
but the girl I was dating at the time
What if I go and like chaperone and like help chaperone this from and you know, whatever
I'll just be there watching you know the principal was
Burglary breaking and entering larceny. I didn't do it
I didn't do any of it. I was I don't do that shit, but I
It's a long story. I was just there
No, it's not cool
I was just fucking there man, and they just and
And they just arrested me because I was in the area and they were like, I was probably you but then it turns out for what?
For what? No, I was talking to the cops because I thought I didn't realize I was a suspect
I thought they just wanted to know if I saw anything because I didn't I didn't do it
So I didn't have like a guilty, you know disposition or yeah thing
I legitimately just thought that they wanted to know if I fucking seen anything, but I was getting wrangled
But you know what I found out later was so this house they got broken into right?
The kid so it was this dad and son household and the kid was like giga addicted to pills and I'm like
Oh, this is just somebody fucking owed money to man like duh like why the fuck are the cops asking this kid
Who do you owe money to buddy?
No
The cops don't have the street smarts. They didn't have that
I just don't think they probably care. No, yeah, they just wanted to get their arrest.
Yeah, you're doing that job, you know. I just want to be done with the paper.
But it wasn't me. I put a lot of the cops to actually in purple.
All the charges got dropped the day before trial as they do.
How long did they shoot along the year? They did like continuances and shit too or no?
No, that's just I was that's just how long it took to schedule.
We did per we did preliminary bail conditions were set. Did they try to get you to plead?
Uh, no, they didn't even bother because they thought I was gonna fuck my bail up
So, yeah, I could see that but I did it but I didn't I didn't fuck up my bail
Uh, did you have any special conditions like don't do drugs?
No, they didn't make me they didn't make me drop, uh, or you know, they didn't make me piss or nothing
I wasn't allowed to leave the state
I wasn't allowed to go on the street that it happened which sucked because it was my girlfriend's house
Where you know, we're
Where we would know we know we wouldn't bang in the house
That because you know
Where we would hang out
But we but I prefer to hang out at her house even though, you know, we didn't do anything there because my house
was a shithole
um where you know in this bad part of town and stuff and she was like
this is like a nice neighborhood right so she at the time i thought she was
rich it turned out it was just middle class
um so yeah so that kind of feels me yeah oh yeah we were fucking broke broke
and look at you now i know it's fatter than
Finished Fanta. Yeah, no, I was fatter than
What yeah, oh
Right, I feel like I got all my partying and degeneracy out in high school or food makes you fat
Really?
American American guys you guys poor food is a very
chemical and
I didn't even get a party until I was like your McDonald's size are like bigger than our McDonald's size
No, I was a depressed teenager. So I just I was ready to throw my fucking life away at 16
I was like, you're like, oh, I can't eat any more tofu
I want to try acid and coke. I'm sick. I
mean
Had a kid at 20, so I didn't do anything like that's horrifying
So you got to go throw snowballs and go party. I can't imagine the projectory of my life
or trajectory, brother.
The project, the projectory.
Thank you, uh, disabled girl.
Trajectory in my life.
Hey, we're together in that, you know?
We're both, we're both disabled.
I'm not disabled.
Why do you think I'm disabled?
I'll be 38.
And she'll be in college,
so I have like freedom in my 30s still.
Oh, that's a good.
What disability do you think I have?
Dyslexia.
That's not a disability.
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's not.
Yes, it is.
like like poison control stuff probably it's no it is a disability you have fucking dyslexia for sure
okay don't you fucking project armchair psychologist no you just don't want to consider yourself
disabled because you have an idea of what it is to be disabled you're 100 in armchair read a doctor
so you can feel superior to people you're a fucking armchair psychologist with a
a superiority complex for sure.
Is that 100% I'm not a doctor.
I'm not a Reddit doctor.
You're saying you're diagnosing me with dyslexia.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know what? That's true.
You are diagnosed with dyslexia is not not a disability.
Really. It's a learning disability.
This is an absolute cope.
No, this is an absolute cope from people that don't want to be.
They don't want to consider themselves disabled,
but people have different abilities and disabilities.
Dyslexia, just like ADHD.
Is being colorblind a disability?
Yes, definitely yes.
Well, then I'm disabled.
More hope.
Yeah, I'm disabled.
I go to write off.
You don't have to go around saying, like, oh, I'm disabled.
But a lot of people have disabilities.
And it's not as, like, extremist people think,
like, oh, my god, disabled people are so weak.
This is armchair psychology speak, for sure.
How?
OK.
How is it?
You know, it's all on the spectrum.
Everyone has their disability.
I don't know, I don't know what to say.
Spectrum.
Spectrum is a little different, but I will say, like in my psychology thing, I didn't
do a lot with the disabilities, so.
Did you graduate?
Did you have a degree?
I took, no, I took three years.
I didn't finish because I had to pay bills and take care of a kid.
You got a friend.
What do you do now?
I own my own company with my husband.
Don't ask her these questions.
I'm not going to ask myself.
into joji dox she will dox herself she will i will dox myself like no no you're good you're
good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good
second off okay i don't i misspoke because here's the thing peach i've been streaming
for 16 days straight complete foreign concept for you i understand that okay and also the brew
hasn't hit yet all right and my only i do have one disability caffeine addict
Okay, all right
30,000 subs and I will stream for 16 days straight. I'll I'll take that but you have to get you have to get
Huh? Hey moose. Nice to see you. How much caffeine do you actually have?
Probably like 600 milligrams
So I shouldn't brew up
I need you locked in soups. Yeah, but if
And get on purple once all fucking night. It's back up. I'm not gonna brew up for this also peach
Here's the thing okay, I'm at 32k subs because I've spent years and years cultivating this community through consistency
Okay, something that you've already failed to do if I
Imagine imagine if so, you know the equivalent of what you did imagine when moon was hyping me up
If I would I'm alright interrupt equals you have to leave the lobby number one. Okay. Yeah, I didn't like that
I didn't like that interrupt. That was a bad interrupt. Okay, imagine if when moon was hyping me up
If I would have left to fucking Portugal for 30 days
That's essentially that's essentially which that was a career fumbling move
That was
I don't disagree with you. I think that consistency is really hard for me. I don't know why it's it's so fucking hard for me
though, I find that like my
Mental when my mental health is bad
Yeah, I just can't be fucked to do anything at all and I feel like I can't go 30 days straight
Yeah, I'm just built several bad fucking days. Why don't you just
Are bill different?
Just click the button even if you're feeling bad. Yeah, it's literally just streaming
No, no, it's not because when if I'm feeling really depressed and like a character says something mean to me
I will cry and the OOC and that's not good role play
You should do something different because here's now and this is true about streaming okay, okay
This is just how streaming works. No stream is actually worse than bad stream
Having having knows a bad stream is better than doing no stream. Yeah, cuz you could end up on my
True. Yes 100%
Because here's the thing
80% of these people have you on the second monitor and are paying attention the only person but actually would do better
pressing in
Grayson's entire chat wants him to in-stream so they
Yeah, like my my my chat even says if you're not feeling it just end. Oh, they're wrong. They're wrong
They're wrong
They're wrong about that. It's better because and honestly I even if I am like, oh fuck
I'm not feeling today, but I'm not a pussy. I'll just start the stream
I feel better at the end of the day because if I don't then I just sit around all day like fuck
like like fuck like I should really be streaming right now you know I don't
like that feeling I'm not I don't like that feeling of I should be doing
something and I'm not doing it my chat told me to give up
it did you know they want to talk about streaming
let's tell me to reincarnate
respond
I have a question for these amazing streamers here have you ever like hit like a milestone like
you're averaging a certain amount of viewership or subs and then it drops
below that and then you just go like a fucking loser
Yeah, that's me right now.
That's how do you know?
You just keep streaming anyway.
That's just what that's called COVID.
That's called.
I've actually never had my stream is only ever going up.
You know, if I didn't get partnered the day I got partnered, I wouldn't have made it.
So yeah, I'm not as high as we speak.
Because I was just bad comparison mentality where like if I start
averaging a certain amount of viewership or like subs, I get really happy
and I'm like, I'm doing so well.
But then like when it goes down consistently, I'm like, oh, shit.
I'm a loser. I'm washed nobody fucking
That's so streaming works if you're not like a massive streamer like you'll have a really good
Massive streamers to I mean
Especially in the role-playing space. I guess it just happens. I think we're gonna one more. Yes lyrics a good
No, I was gonna say he's a good example. He'll have 10k views doing something the next deal 25. It's just
It's just streaming numbers go up numbers go down. This is what I mean at the end of the day your fucking life is a joke
I mean you're literally living a fucking dream like
And you're ropeling
Role playing is a good way to get you are yeah, maybe the bus, but you know it's
Yeah, just get over it. Just just get over it.
I'm not trying to tell me to stream right now.
Oh, yeah, stream is okay. Why not? Why not?
Click always be streamed. Alright. Alright. That's what I told you.
ABS man. ABS. It works for me. Peach, what are you going to do if you're not streaming?
Yeah, why what what else are you gonna fucking do like anything I don't know like focus on the lobby
All right names guy name name guys look at name five guys
I
Yep, you're your occupation
GPS coordinates, yeah, watch out about to get a real toxic
You are not happy today, were you? Yeah fuck on it
What happened to thrive I gotta know
today, but I had a court case. Yeah. And I don't know. Just awful. But why don't you
want to go ahead? Your side of the story? Because I don't know what happened to thrive,
but I don't fucking come. Go ahead, drive on the floor of yours. I freaking walked into
the court and I screamed it. What was it? If there's no judges, then this is even
a senior or something like that. All right, hold on. And then I talk about it later.
Good night
Sorry good my bad. I think I should actually protect
Peach here because Moose is gonna get sussed out by soups anyways. It doesn't matter
All right soups. All right soups dead night one. So we kill someone
Pirate a crusader couldn't beat a pirate
Weekly look if I would have killed anyone be moose
What the fuck? That's my fucking friend.
I actually missed what you said, but considering how agitated Walnut got, I appreciate his loyalty.
I got your back, dude.
Thanks man.
That's a true friendship.
That was so nice. Wait, does that mean the Shroud visited me?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Oh fuck.
He protected you.
Oh, Shroud's in the lobby?
And that would deal, was that note meant for me?
Maybe.
What the fuck?
Maybe?
I'll bet you, Shmuel.
Wait, does that mean the Shroud's dead?
Because of her Sater?
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Goid!
Goid!
No kind of wants to fire it.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, cool.
Grab a few pebbles.
Yes.
Oh!
Oh Jesus.
Oh god.
Is it Thrive?
Wait, I wanted to hear a story.
story. That's okay. You can talk from the grave, right? That's not good. Okay, so we
have a conjurer. Then it's proud. Wait, it's thrive streaming. Was that a snipe? What?
How the? That's so wrong. Hey guys. Hey guys. How's it going? Hi. Clues, perhaps, or?
Somebody got me drunk last night. I'm hungover. How the fuck did they just RNG Monarch? What?
Wait, is that like the best role? No, how do you guess that?
They probably just wanted to come to Thrive because Moose and Earl, they probably thought it was Thrive
That's a shroud because he's you know, who thinks killing Thrive is really funny?
Like who someone that would do that? They're like it's so funny
I think that's a bit of a waste because hanging Thrive when he's mad and hearing everyone
freak out would have been way funnier. Like hearing, hearing
thriving, like you're all fucking our words. But you know, he
was already he's already he's already pissed off. We should we
should have hung and we should have hung him. That would have
been way funnier.
I think the issue was is probably thought he was the
shroud and they can't really kill a shroud. So they're
trying to be killed. I'm thinking. Yeah, no, I'm stupid.
No, I think that I felt like to me like a noob. Like I'm
conjurer for the first time I'm just gonna click this button so I I mean now
this is a bit of but I would say this is someone that's new either that or it's
a lock you angle but that just leaves nerd dandy and I don't know if they're
dandy well not conjure type what the fuck did you just accuse me of doing I
wasn't paying attention of being like you the worst I'm not a lot of you the
worst accusation you don't want to be q gang i'm not you don't want to be q gang okay that's fine
so there's no ash to throw up there i don't know who to vote yeah that's usually just such a safe vote
i fucking knew it i fucking knew it was coming canadians who do we gotta get rid of right
What does that mean?
I thought you were drunk last night.
I was drunk last night.
Somebody got me drunk.
There's somebody that can say that they drink with them.
Is there an alcoholic?
I got alcohol problems.
All right.
I'll hang out with you.
All right.
Take him down.
Take him down.
Take him down.
Thank you.
I took his measurements.
You got a great bust, Yoinks.
Thank you.
I'm trying to lose weight.
Let me see.
No, you don't need to, man.
All right, perfect the way you are
No, I wanted to put on more. Oh
Feeder is that why you're just feeding him liquid bread. I want to have some big ones
Hmm
McConnell really really has it again. I don't know. Maybe we should McConnell sometimes has these reeds
He's got some no, you can't read McConnell. No. No, yeah, that's true. And also is confirmed he was drunk. So he didn't kill
So, it's probably Joji.
I think it's me.
It probably was Joji.
Alright, that's enough for me.
Good night everybody.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning.
Oh, god.
Okay.
That's the way to go.
I got him drunk and I took his measurements.
Can we use the fact that
That note really just sounds like goon. Yeah, that's a goon.
When have I ever been so obvious?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
There's a coven? There's witches?
There's three coven. Two neutrals left.
Look in Goon's house. He has a skeleton hanging outside.
We're not safe in this town.
What's wrong with him? He's a skeleton. He's never been to a school.
with we're running out of town. Yeah. I'm putting all that checks out. Goon note 100%. I'm a good
boy. But there also is the coven roll that makes you drunk. Wouldn't that be old? Oh, yeah, but
Joji, what's your role? I'm not going to say what I'm going to say is we have another neutral.
I'm not a pirate. The pirate said I was numpad. Yeah, but this is the second
All right mods don't check her dm locked and check pass
Trout and we don't know the second there's
Yeah, but their games I don't I don't even know I think I think it's good from the fucking letter I'm gonna be honest
Well, it's a good I'm gonna be honest man. We let you SBS for like three weeks
Well, you gotta build up to say somehow
What are you talking about something to watch well, I'm saying if there's no say as if I might as well be whacking my willy
Are you saying you're pooping right now?
I'm sure can't fall I play I'm going to town on my high. I'm cranking it
All right
What's the accordion?
You can't break your hog to this anymore.
I'm not going to break it.
This is what I hear.
Motherfuckers speak as this.
All the two seconds, motherfuckers talking.
Oh my god, I knew it.
If you get rid of me,
where's the sauce to say it's going to be?
Where's the sauce going to be, huh?
The sass? You're going to lose the sass.
We want to stop getting murdered.
We have Nurdandy for the sass.
I'm not Andy Bailey Tugs.
That was kind of sassy
Kill me with kill the sales up to you. I want a sass free town
We should all be living
Fucking zoo, it's all
I don't think he's shrouded what you think he's just I think he's cut I think he's
Could be just
Just her kill would be nice
That makes sense.
They're neutral evil.
You really heard his neck snap on Malum.
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's not bad.
Oh, yeah.
Good work, Moose.
We're...
Hell yeah.
Good job, everyone.
We all work together.
Dapp sub, Joji.
Good night, everybody.
See you tomorrow.
Good night, dreams.
I'm out of these.
Good morning, everyone.
Someone tried to make me drink tonight.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
RIP you dumb bitch.
Wait.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I killed them.
That's great, though.
You killed him.
Well, yes.
You did.
Yeah, I don't know if I should have said that, though.
You shouldn't have said it, but that's good, because in my notes,
I said you were being very quiet, so I actually had you.
Yeah, so.
Yeah, someone made me.
I don't know.
I'm not going to say more, actually.
I shouldn't say more.
Yes, they last.
Nobody has anything.
Guys, what happened then?
What's going on?
Who's the bad guys in the town?
Guys, I'm kind of I'm looking a bit towards you, nerd.
Andy, why?
Well, what are you?
I'm telling you, you look like a witch.
What have you done?
You look like a fucking witch.
Look at her. She's not a goddamn floating.
Why are you are right now?
Wait, what did you do last night?
Nothing.
Hmm
You want me to do something right now look at that
You want me to do something right now, I'll do something right now
Hang on to that what I'm the tailor hang on to that because we're gonna need that because town is fucked
Definitely walnut. What are you? I'm the tailor. I literally have that my name. No, but
Okay, we're not our P. We should kill Walnut. What yeah?
Don't kill me, dude.
Don't kill me.
I'm the fucking tailor.
Look, check my notes.
Or you know what?
Look at that.
What?
I got measurements on Yonex.
I got measurements on McCall's.
I got measurements on Nemo.
Wait, Nemo even said something about it.
Oh, is this a town griefer?
Have you ever, you played with me.
They rolled out the new roll.
You've played with me like a dozen times, Penta.
You know how I play.
Also, right now, I'm not high on marijuana.
I'm on a robot testing right now because I'm sick as fuck.
Oh, he's RoboTrupp.
Oh, this is a nightmare.
He actually might think he's the town tailor.
I've been taking measurements.
Look, guys, you want to know for real?
I'm the tavern keeper.
That's what I've been doing.
The measurements.
I got to stick to my rules, man.
Rp equals kill.
He actually did make me drink.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I got to stick to the fuck.
We had a potion master in the game as well, then.
Yeah, that's what I was worried about.
What the fuck is a potion master?
It doesn't make me pee, yeah.
Wait wait wait wait are you claiming to oh wait no killed y'all are so dumb
He was claiming to be a tavern keeper. Yeah. Yeah. I know I am I drank with them all last night
No, you didn't I did well, I guess we'll find out
He's got hangover. Why didn't he say that that would have confirmed them I
Did say that?
No, no Walnut knew that that would have fucking confirmed them
Because when two people try to drink it's
Yeah, they get hungover and cancels it out.
Okay, Bates, hey, Peach, what are you?
I'm a veteran and I haven't since the beginning of the game.
So I hate to throw this out there, but I didn't have someone drink with Penta last night.
Oh, I don't mean anything.
I'm just throwing it out there.
That probably wasn't the best thing to do, but.
Connell, what are you?
guard who you've been protecting. Okay. Well, I, um, I drank with, I think we have to kill
God, I'm so sorry. We have to kill Joe here. Why would you have to kill me? Because I drank
with you last night and there were no kills. Yeah, I also had somebody try to come to my house,
But I was protected
But I'm not drunk. I'm not wait wait
I'm not gonna hungover if you came to my house. I would be hungover when and I
You would be well yeah, so you're I'm not so what's your okay? So there's no what's your role?
I'm not gonna say what I am. I am not saying what I am
Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys right now
It's not me that motherfucker is not real
I mean just say your role. There's
I can't I don't kill anybody. I my role. I don't kill anybody
We'll just say you say you're all I'm not saying my fucking role. Okay killer. I guess
Just slowly poisoning those food I'm slowly collecting your fucking souls you motherfuckers
Okay, but I'm gonna say right now
I
You're Danny somebody somebody try to kill me on a night three and couldn't a coven did so good luck. I
Wasn't gonna win this anyways, so you could have tried
No, so we have one more soul to collect and then I have to like hide from you guys, so I
Cannot figure out who the bad guys were
No, it's apocalypse
It's okay. It's a good one to go
We had one left, man.
He'll end up.
I hate soldier.
Just die.
Just die with honor.
Just die with honor.
You know, just die with honor.
Now Nemo is a crusader.
McConnell's a bodyguard.
We got to just pray to God that they're not chaining.
That pre-natter.
No, it shows what she's doing.
I drank a dirty ending last night.
Oh, yeah.
So I think we're looking at.
Nemo's confirmed crusader.
No, I'm I'm uh not crusader. You said you protected someone and then I'm
Retributionist. Oh, oh, okay. I see you resurrect. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you resurrected the crusader, right? Okay, drink with me
What are you talking about? I?
became the tavern keeper to uh
No, Penta drink with me, right?
But you, you know you can change it every night, right?
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
So then what's your role there, Andy?
Oh, shit.
What the hell, my god?
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, well, fucking well.
Bad Coven game.
Good shoot.
Bad Coven game.
Okay.
Oh, did we win?
I know there's still one in, I believe, and I'm gonna throw up McConnell because his only clear was from him.
Well, okay.
So, if she survives this, it's possible.
Do you trust me?
I don't know who to trust anymore.
As in I'm innocent?
I don't know who to trust anymore.
I think it's either Peach or McConnell, it's a 50-50.
Yeah, you know, I'm more...
Peach is claiming that there hasn't been any VAT tells it's over.
It's because he doesn't really say much.
Yeah, I'm happy to vote...
Oh, thank you, McConnell.
I'm happy to vote McConnell.
So, if we vote wrong, do we lose?
I don't know.
Actually, hold on.
I'm not sure.
I'm gonna protect you at the end of this night. Okay, will she know to kill Nemo?
Nurdandy's confirmed. Nurdandy's the only one that's for sure confirmed. I believe you Nemo, which leaves McConnell
Wait, so if it ends up being peach, can I then drink? This is my defense. Why are you talking?
My bad
He just wanted to read silence?
I said I was a bodyguard you don't I mean what do you want me to say? I'm a bodyguard. There's no notes to show so like
Oh
Come on, Pete's capitalized on that. Pete's capitalized on that dog pile. No notes boy. No notes boy. All right good
Will she know to kill Nemo?
Very smart town
Will she know that she has to kill Nemo here?
I hate Bench, I hate Bench, man Bench trial, we didn't even do anything.
Oh word, Bench trial.
Okay, so we know it's Peach right?
No.
No.
Can Nemo curse himself?
No, you can't do that.
Nemo can bodyguard?
No, Nemo can bodyguard himself, silly billies.
Noob chat, noob chat, noob chat.
You can't protect yourself.
He can roll block?
He used it already noob chat noob chat noob chat he can admire he can do that
I think he's gonna try to protect her though
Maybe he did a roll blocker. Oh my god. I drink with peach. I drink with peach. What do you sit on?
Oh, that's boy god, that's so bad. I did buddy check the logs
Yeah, that's why I didn't kill anybody new chair your band
I mean there's I shot three the day one through three and now I have no bullets left so Brett you just get six fucking glasses I
Think Nemo's playing along con but I'm also a defense this victim right now, and I can't really do anything
I'm gonna be honest. I I don't have enough knowledge
Into this stuff to play along con
I've been documenting my shit very nicely. You can actually hover over it to see everybody's name. That's something I
have to do recently
So I think it's very clearly peach
But I think it won't matter because if you don't believe me
I can just drink with her again and again, and we can just keep going the game won't end or
You can be can fall for the person with no excuse and kill me
it like that then you should probably just hang me shouldn't there yeah because
you're evil cuz I can't really I can't really turn you against nerdy
yeah what are you doing trying to play the game god damn it god I'm gonna start
kicking people for giving up it's NPL it's NPL it's NPL stop NPL you want to
You want to be alive?
What the fuck am I supposed to do? He's just gonna tavern keep me every night. I mean this game
There was no way she wasn't getting home today
Nemo's idea was to keep tavern keep her to prove it
Yeah
That's why you don't nvl because it actually fucks up games you want to be alive
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I ever stopped. She's gonna cry
He didn't press the go-lai button I did this was
This would have been the hardest game ever for Coven to win and we almost did
What do you mean by town died instantly? This was a horrible game for town dog look at these rolls all
Protective in a fucking rat. The rat was really no this is dude town is stacked all protective
Dude all protective in a seer that's actually yeah, that's the town is
You should always just fucking see it through don't give up never give up
We go to bed
Me killing Bench killing that guy there was a misplay yeah, okay
Hey, man, all I know is I'm learning
Also red is fucking broken you just get
Like if you're if you didn't have that power to protect yourself voting you just lose
If you all remember I as a coven died going to McConnell's house
Yeah, wait, do you not get there's two fucking crusaders? There's two fucking bodyguards. Oh, what the fuck is that shit?
Did you conjure your ability someone people? It was a really good
I told her just fucking said it thrive thrive base. That's a good thing. It's revealed somehow. Yeah
Yeah, I want to hear the thrive story
I do want to hear that names will vote you out if you have a default name
Thank you, so I walked in and then apparently they activated ERP turncorp because I said that if there's a judge available
I won't kill cops. So they said I feel threatened right now
So then they acted at ERP so they can stand around for an hour cuz that's all they do anyways
So then what the fuck is activity ERP? I don't know. I don't know, but
Okay, hold on pause soups is thrive doing a bad job telling the story I
Mean if no one knows what ERP is I guess
Yeah, it's a protection law it locks down the whole state
Oh, wait, so I'm gonna talk during the night. So what, so what is it? What do you mean it locks that what the you need to explain this to me? I don't understand.
So what happens it locks down the state. So basically, it's the police state at that point. So everybody's like, it's like a terrorist attack pretty much they're saying that this person's going to attack the state.
So what does that allow the cops to do?
I think it just brings all the DOC to the courthouse.
All the DOC as well as like people can't be so it's like when the fucking tassels being attacked
And then they make all the women and children go to the fucking yeah to this panic room
So like when they pull over people they can pull over people and right to search them
What the fuck anyone is physically misused
Wake asleep last night
We're on the line.
All right, all right.
So they activate that.
Then what happens, Thrive?
So then they said, they said, Judge,
can we please kick this guy out of the courtroom?
And then the judge said, I don't care.
You do what you want.
And then they got scared.
So they kicked me out.
After an hour of you being there.
No, I was there for literally five minutes.
Oh, so why do you care?
Why do you care that you out there kicked out?
No, no.
No.
So OK, so I got kicked out.
So then I said, fuck these guys.
I'm going to buy a gun in armor.
I'm going to shoot this guy.
Anyways, which I never do. I never fucking shoot. I was just fucking fed up because they're all dog shit cops.
Whoa.
So then, so then I go and get that shit. And then I see they're literally all standing outside before that also they're already standing outside for 30 minutes sustained in there doing absolutely nothing because they have nothing to do because there's no one doing any crime.
all they do is stand around in their fucking businesses.
So then I go in and say, hey, what's going on?
I said, ERP is activated, so no one can go in.
I said, OK, fine, whatever.
So then I went off to the courtroom
and I see what I can do for angles.
I said, well, if I'm going to hold out,
I should probably get a med kit.
So then I called Tusk, but he was on the phone.
But he was in the front of the doorway.
So fuck, I have to go and say, hey, Tusk, I need a ride.
So then I walk up to Tusk.
he's like, Hey, I need a ride. And then Ripley stops me. It says,
Hey, you're detained. And I said, for what? Because you're
trying to enter the courtroom. Even though I'm not entering the
courtroom. Okay. So then I said, but so why am I being
detained if I'm not even entering the courtroom when I
was walking away? He detained me when I was walking away
from the courtroom. Or just the courthouse in general. I
was like living in the middle of the street.
Which judge?
You're stopped.
No, I'm fine.
And it wasn't even good. It was just all the officers
You're just out front.
This is.
She can kill me.
I don't care.
Guilty.
We got you in there to hear you.
Get me up all fucking right.
So Ripley detained me for no reason,
just because he wanted to,
because he just wanted to piss me off.
So I said, so he asked for my name
and I said, fuck you.
So he said, well, if you don't tell me your name,
I'm gonna arrest you.
And I said, for what?
As you did.
He was like, I'm like killing you.
No.
Not him talking, what the fuck do I say about interrupting?
So then I started walking away from him.
He said, well, now you're arrested.
So then I started running and he chased me.
So then I called up my gun and I shot him.
And then that's pretty much it.
Did you perm up?
Your goal was to shoot a cop.
Why are you upset?
You literally said I went to go buy a gun to shoot a cop
and then you did that.
Well, yeah, that was what I was planning on doing.
In real life, but I didn't court, man.
Hey man, things don't go according to plan all the time.
Yeah, that's okay.
I didn't think of the server I think it was.
Often they don't.
Okay.
The server of Willy is that they do absolutely nothing all day.
He's just going.
And then the cops is all power-trip
because there's no judges around
to ever fucking put them in their place.
Should I just put guilty now?
Like, should I just go high-pitched?
I think this is what we're doing.
You innocent.
Are we not killing him?
You shouldn't.
I'm killing him.
We gotta kill this guy.
I can't believe that he's...
I wanted to be...
got away with it I can't believe he's getting away with with a fucking one more
ramble and then two people defending it's saying don't kill run I mean so he's
gonna be coming in there's always so is mootin and fucking information I drank
with Penta last night and nobody died I was gonna wait until night one
I was going to wait until midnight.
It's my word.
You save me.
I'll hang anyone you say tomorrow.
Is he bad or is he bad?
Guys, listen, here's what's going to happen.
Let's kill him and then we're going to kill Mootin and Joji.
And then we're just going to go to the next game.
Because that is your covenant.
I'm going to vibrate right now.
Jamie, if you don't hang me, I'm killing Penta tomorrow.
I'm telling you right now. It's
Yeah, no look at that look at the innocent votes
Why did you put not guilty Joji that's
Thank you. Oh, he did. He did. He said he's going to hang you.
Oh, I know you're going to say that.
Oh, well, thank God we got him out today.
He would have hung up. He would have hung up.
He's going crazy.
That all makes him hang.
Well, that could mean anything.
I'm going to turn my camera off.
The fucking studio lights is fucking with my eyes.
I'm not a fan of the lighting right now.
So what was the story about it?
I don't know. That's the only reason I hanged him.
That story sucked.
Activating ERP with missile threat is actually abuse of power improves my point. Yes actual dodge shit
Morning everybody you finally got a good night's sleep
Hey, I was silent one by the way just saying throwing it out there. Oh, okay
Peking in the pentas window night to curious. Oh, I think he's I think he's not good
I think he's mad that
That's true. Yeah, that's that's castle doctor. I got I got drink with that's true. I'm on that's the only good thing about to us
I'll turn it on and I just I just need a second without the lighting
No, I'm reading Mootons thing I thought I was dead
Do you think that this I do you think this or he's feigning silence? He's probably silence. No, he's probably feigning it
Do you think you probably use silence because I got silence. You think this sauce penta into silence play will actually work
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Um, I
Don't know how it works. I
Lenses him like we have a protection
Okay, I'll make sure
I
I thought that he was the executioner at that point
It's okay. He was uh, he was not the executioner. I have numpad a haircut a moose. Hello, okay
McConnell
That's that's a dead-end man. I don't see that's that's the problem here. He's already asking to leave
All right, let's say we get pent up. He was silenced or he was a drink with night one didn't nobody died
Mm-hmm. I was saving it for night three
I think I think your logic I feel bad
That's what I was thinking after Thrive, and that's where he fucked up.
Hold on, is he gonna do the dot dot dot?
I'm waiting, waiting!
There it is!
There it is!
That's the classic.
Yeah!
You know what?
I kinda need this aggro dump.
I'm okay with this.
I'm actually okay with this them being wrong aggro dump.
Oh, it's innocent.
Why do you-
Why is she guilty?
I'm okay, I'll take it.
He's guilty.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
One when he was
You were drank with last night go ahead what if moot is executioner I literally drink with you. Oh
That's true. No one else is claiming that they did that. No
right
Get him. Not great. Not great. Mr. Mowlin. Okay, what?
Well, I mean, what am I gonna do?
Any information you guys are not
You're just afraid
The rules
It was funny
Okay, my defense for him is he will just rage quit if we kill him now
He's literally bad no one died on night one
Who outed himself as prosecutor
Yeah
But the same people defending Penta with the same people who
There's your
What a dead dumb loser they actually just got played by mr. Mootin
destiny sidekick that's fucking embarrassing what the fuck destiny
groomed mootin what the fuck that's fucking embarrassing timer yeah I'm
adjusting one sec going down to 30 seconds boys I've got some very pertinent
information everybody joints died yeah he had yeah he had the pressure oh my
god that's not the information wait my information here but didn't find any
Fucking information
Himself he said he was disconnected. I mean what tell you want him to do hey guys this game's over. That's fucked up, too
Don't act like you're sad about it soups. I went to your I went to give you a haircut last night your hair was very suspicious
It was weird. Okay. What does that mean your hair was very suspicious, man? I don't know what he's implying
I gave goona hair cut it was fine I gave numpad hair cut it was fine give you a hair cut
Hey, I'm flying
It's only free-town left
I can confirm goonies fall
Oh no, fuck, it's over
Goonies are in the wild
Gooseies, if you gooseies got weird hair
You're defending me then you know I'm good
I'll put you back
I agree with you
I'm telling you guys, his hair is all sort of fucked up coming out of his head
I'm voting, I'm voting Joji
No
I think I can vote to be McConnell
I
Soft claim a soft claim. What's your sub alignment?
I'm town, and I'm a protection. I actually trust you here
Second night I presented noose and then the third night I just protected Nemo. I think it's soups
That's it explain. I literally have no logic to it
I'm the barber by the way and soups had a weird haircut
Let's be deductive Nemo, what are you or like Sub-alignment?
Because we need votes
You're what okay, you don't reveal then you're not there reveal or die
No, if I reveal I'm dead. Anyway, well, you just
Tell you
Nemo
Okay
He's the jester, he's the jester, he's the jester.
Please!
You're not a soot, you fucking idiot.
Yeah, we're in a soot!
Guys, let the guys hear!
I'm just chatting like a rat-man.
It's about being the barber.
Guys, we have someone that's whole-flame
is something that they can reveal,
and they're not revealing.
I don't know about killing Thrive.
Neal is using her reveal as well as in the towel.
We have three votes!
Oh, I want your vote!
Joji, we need to vote someone out.
Neal is clearly guilty.
And now your boy is so stupid!
Wait, stop yelling!
Nemo has not claimed a role! Wait!
Nemo has not claimed a role!
And he could just click the button to reveal.
You can protect him, he's already hard claimed.
Nemo isn't the mayor, he's the jester.
He's already hard claimed, so there's no difference
between him clicking the button or not.
He's just choosing not to click it, cause that's not his role.
He can't click the button!
It's over now!
It's over now!
You guys fucked up!
Insanely involved there. Thank you. I brought them up just because I want to see this, but soups is suspicious
I'm really telling you guys right now. We can get soups out tomorrow because
Usually I'm not
to ask how to do that I can see if people are suspicious but not a fucking
excuse sure my haircuts are very I don't matter I get in there he's just
pretending I don't know yeah I know tell him it's just we kill him if he's
jester yeah it's fine I'm sorry I'm sorry anymore dude
I'm good. I'm good.
What? Why did they claim male?
Oh, he's watching me.
Oh, you're a good. We hang
gestures. Crazy as people were
trying to kill me over the
gesture. You're going to get
killed though. You're so bad
at the game. It's insane. I'm
killing you tomorrow. Kill
kill moose
weird hair
im the jester
actual brain dead
hey guys i can talk now
oh
oh fuck how did you notice that you were silenced
uh i dont know
i always thought i should have been a dead giveaway
nice well not nice
i was silenced and goon was spam saying hang moose
also i have no moose
sorry you were saying kill moose
yeah peaches neutral
why did he even come to my house
much as I'd like to uh oh that's good oh oh my god okay yes chemo okay peach yeah I know
you're with me yep okay okay that's interesting as much as I would like to get goon out I do
Believe I have notes to confirm numb. Yeah, I have notes to confirm numpats bad
Excitement your reasoning if soaps was a voodoo man, so why didn't you talk about Jamaican ancient as everyone else is dead that I've compared you to
You have I'm just gonna say it right now. You have great. I know I know but I did it until yoinks DC'd
I'm a clarion. Also. How would I I how would I know whenever well? I just confirmed one not good, too
I define myself, I define your ass, okay?
Yeah, you did, that was nice, everyone's friends today.
Most, you were jumping, you were hopping in,
Penta's throat, and all of a sudden you're trying to play the good guy, what's the deal?
Can you give us a more concrete reasoning?
Yeah, can you give concrete reasoning to the pendulum?
I ask you a question, Pete.
I'm always down to hangpenta, what?
All dead people in your notes.
You know?
Crazy, crazy.
We need to find Jogi.
What?
No, we need to get to the furrow.
Jogi's good, Numpad.
No fucking Numpad.
Numpad's just not locked in.
Numpad's just not locked in.
It's Numpad.
Uh, McConnell.
Wait, McConnell.
Hello.
Hello.
What?
what are you I'm not saying you can you tell us who this video I have no idea
is it me oh well you almost died peach why in the world
guys he's doing a tongue to get a reveal on night five like what a possible town win
Why didn't you give any information from the beginning, Moe's brother?
I literally thought that I have notes.
Full graveyard notes and you actually...
It's almost like I was silent yesterday when I was going to give notes.
It's almost like I was fucking silence and Goon kept screaming, kill Moose.
It's almost like that happened.
Oh, I'm the bad guy because I wanted to kill Moe.
It's almost like I couldn't share my good notes.
Alright, I'm just going to say that it's still convenient that you were silenced.
Numpad and Gooner both.
No, I am not.
She's actually good.
You are evil me yes
She's probably evil I'm between unfortunately
No, it's not it's goon. Well, how you just said I was good
Good day!
Good fucking cat!
I fucking know!
So I'm my bad ocean!
No, I'm saying Dopeach!
Dopeach!
Ha!
You should be good now!
Oh my fucking god!
It's so long!
It's ya!
Hey chat, I'm new to TOS.
Just went to like watching.
Oh, okay.
Man, y'all really voted Pintz out.
Whenever we had a confirmed silence roll, that's crazy.
That's...
That's crazy.
not locked in at all
of course
of course late tia
no one react
mcconnell was your neutral role what the fuck are you
i'm not saying shit
oh
wait apocalypse doesn't die to arsonist i don't think
that's that's op
that explains why i got shot last time i got hurt
i'm sorry
that was crazy y'all did that
thanks see you tonight buddy
Yeah, sure, I'm gonna go on the TwitchCon.
I tried to defend you from that.
That was a shitty fucking game.
You guys actually got gaslit by a destiny sidekick.
I know.
That was embarrassing.
That was a ass.
God, that game was lit.
I can't believe Numpad, you could kill two knights.
You guys couldn't have given me a knight to defend myself.
That was crazy.
There was no confirmed silence roll.
There was a confirmed silence roll and there was...
I literally...
There was no there was nobody like one person died. Why were you guys so fucking blood thirsty immediately? It didn't make any sense
I couldn't sit up for you, you know, no, no, no, and I'm gonna be honest
I'm writing down who vote who voted guilty and you guys are gonna strike point for that because what turned them straight
What turned the vote there was don't don't be afraid to vote for him and that was all T
That was that that was a lot that actually
They also
Your town if your town
You couldn't do shit
Yeah, but what we should kill him because sometimes he threatens to quit playing is a joke by the way
Okay, also people people quit playing all the fucking time. How come I why am I so far? Why am I held to this higher standard?
It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's really not fair to have numpad on your team because then you just can't win.
Numpad. I want you to a high standards. You're my fucking hero.
Numpad, fuck the whole game.
Don't. I'm not a good person.
No, no, no.
What did they say?
No, you don't.
Well, I mean, you probably do, but you shouldn't look up to me.
You're so bad.
I demand an explanation.
For what?
Two nights of no kills.
Yeah, we need an explanation.
The first one because I never played Witch and I was like, I forgot to target the second guy, okay?
The second knight because I just...
I'm just really annoyed that people believe the moves of the other days have claim.
We win if you kill them!
I never suspect Penta and you never make me look like that.
No, it's my bad on this, but I'm still mad that people believe moves with a Day 5 TI claim.
I thought you were a bad person. My favorite was when the Jester randomly outs me.
The only reason I said you would do the left
was I needed plague.
Yeah, even when it rolled to and you got killed.
Still play.
Hey, questioner.
Do I do I was spreading the plague every single time
I was protecting?
No, he said.
OK, I was just spreading.
I still can't believe everyone.
Yo, do you or I can't believe you guys killed me there?
I was spreading that.
You gave them that was all that was that was there.
There was no evidence of it was all he voted for thrive.
Of course, I did.
That was hilarious.
I'm the new guy here.
New defense.
Yeah, don't say that.
No, I'm not new.
You just said it.
No, I'm saying I'm the new guy here.
What were you going to say?
New defense.
More you're going to say.
DJ Qualls.
I'm back.
Oh my god.
Sub and Stuplie.
Nice to see you.
Did you just say that you're getting targeted?
Well, you know what?
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
I heard about you.
Uh rp clip 2f2 is back on the subreddit with new rule
You can't be you can only attack people's play not people
If you attack people but you can you can attack their gameplay so now now go. Oh, you may use
I can't but
Or you say that I can't believe that peach is the smart one in this relationship. Yeah, you got to say
I can't believe Peaches is the smarter one in that relationship
If we cuss do you have to use tarnation in chat?
No, no, no, no, this is Reddit rules, this is Reddit, not TOS
This is Reddit, shut down the Reddit because it was so fucking toxic
Which, which, which is Reddit?
It is Toxic Town, man
RpClips2s2
Oh, I got it
Yeah
ObesewareMonkeyTown, you got it back
I know this game is better than last game because what I watched
That was awful
That was awful
That was fucking awful
That was a fucking awful game
I don't want to apologize for all of this.
Killed me for no reason.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I ordered it.
I didn't want to be there.
We didn't kill Thrive for no reason.
The reason was that it was hilarious.
And also, the story fucking sucked.
That story was killing me.
Put on the stand three times and it was actively shit-talking on it.
That was fucking...
This server is bad because I shot a cop and that's my goal.
I think driver trying to say that ERP that ERP shit does sound stupid, but he's so fucking bad at telling the God
They escalated it to the point that
Yeah, all right, they got you man
Okay, all faith is there's a reason why Alex images and have onyx in their title anymore
What is he talking about? I don't even know what the fuck he meant by that.
Listen, I'm not exactly thrilled about how things went down for me on Onyx, but Thrive is fine.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Let him speak. Let him talk!
I
Swear to God we should make the right of a judge on purple just for a week
Don't let him take any actual cases that actually matter
Thrive do you want to be a judge on purple?
Yeah
I said
All right, let's get a lot of soups.
Oh, okay. Why?
Let's get soups.
I said we kill them.
What? I'm going for them.
How did not we have to vote Asher?
We should vote Asher.
Oh, hey!
Wait, my nose actually got...
Am I lost the dice roll?
Ashley 07 or Dandy?
I wonder who did that.
Huh, soups? I wonder who killed, you know?
We killed George Bush.
pirate
Why why is she laughing like that? That's just how she was French giggle French giggle. I'm voting on pad
Why numpad, why do you want to tell I was
So a jewel
What
Hunter you smoke in that shit
No, no, no, don't forget why do you want to fucking kill him?
Pirates dead
Nemo was the jester and randomly pointed at me and I killed for it. Numpad is the jester
and or execution now soup with it mullet that's it the film saying wait okay well
the doctor the pirate who is dead yeah unless you're saying Walnut enchanted
so no pad is either executioner or Jester or French yeah but we should try to
Ignore them because they're probably neutral evil
Now you weren't here some people will do fake gesture so that they get ignored. Yeah, do you want her dead? Yeah? Yeah
Don't waste a gun on that
No, well, what we do is we all vote guilty
And then
So don't do this you're gonna regret what you're doing right now
This is the second game in a row where numpads
Yeah, I don't I mean maybe she's just not
Their execution or target and so is numpad guilty
I think because if what I suppose to know then they're trying to not make a deal.
What's your role done bad?
Executioner obviously.
Yeah, I'm sure Jester doesn't matter.
Did you just say I don't know?
Did you just say I don't know?
Like what?
I got it.
What happened?
What do you mean what?
Why would you say Soops? You're gonna regret it.
What?
Oh!
She wasn't there.
How are you guys confirming already?
I don't know what...
No bad might need to sit out.
No bad might actually need to sit out.
Unless...
It's coming as well.
That was quite bad.
What was that?
It's my birthday, could you say...
Okay.
You actually chat here.
I'm not gonna do that.
birthday I actually don't care it's your
birthday but happy birthday say it guys
we're so close to 32k subs same day
account created a ball of you killed by
the coven soups has bread soups oh no
right you fucking so what what I guess
what numpad apparently was saying is
that soup shadowed Walnut to kill Nerd Andy when Nerd Andy visited Walnut to kill him.
Yeah, no, no, no. What Numpad said was the most non-sensical thing. It was chopped together.
Yeah. RIT was by their having a Numpad on our team.
But we have a feeder, right? You said there was bread, so there's a feeder.
Yeah. Goon was killed by a coven, so I guess Goon was killed by a moose.
and soups has bread so there's the baker and I should have just confirmed myself because I said it before it was revealed.
That's the worst.
That sucks.
I was coming already out of the cave.
You know what might have happened? You know why she maybe said that?
Why?
Maybe she tried to attack into soups and had soups.
It's soups has high armor. He's the baker. That's why he has bread right now
Do bakers do bakers no no do do bakers start with bread or I think the big yeah always have
I mean they're big I think if there's a baker clicking on me is a pretty good clip. Well, what the hell are you?
Yeah, what are what are you sirs? I'm a town support doesn't have what are you?
What's in that basket you're holding? I'm not telling you my exact role. I'm town support
What do you mean I'm shroud what are you talking about there is a shot out there all right let's do this let's kill soups and then maybe
it'll give numpad some like some sort of like validity to her I can't believe
numpad is this no no no this adds up I think that you have high armor and numpad
Attacked in you or it's just why would she out that that early because she's a fucking idiot
Yeah, so I'm gonna get you because numpad is bad at the game
Here's the thing I'll just out my role because I don't you can out your role we right now
We know who the thing is it's a shroud and
We are
I wasn't attacked
I just tossed it at you for no reason.
Get him up there.
That happens all the time.
Not in these lobby soups.
Yes, in these lobbies.
I think these are high-level lobbies.
Michael wasn't just here and said, soups is bad.
Wait.
Does anybody think you're...
I'm dying because Numpad is bad at the game.
Let the record show.
I'm happy to put one other person up here
and question them and then get soups.
Yeah, could we please get other people...
Are you guys sure that somebody
didn't put bread on him to frame him?
That's what happened.
Well, it's not really a frame.
They would clear him of Baker because he's a shrimp.
If I'm happy to end this and put my husband up.
That's why I'm people who are likely to live, right?
That's fine.
I see that would be a good bet.
That would be hard again.
Here's the thing.
There's a 33% chance he's the Baker.
No pat needs to go.
No pat needs to go.
He's the Baker.
He's awful.
She actually liked Ryan, which is already bad enough.
She's the Knicksian.
She's so bad.
That's a huge shit.
Holy shit.
Holy.
Oh my god.
All right.
Oh shit.
Nice.
Okay.
Shouts are the only thing left.
Maybe one of the neutral.
Good night.
Yeah, there's one neutral.
Fish round.
Good night.
Oh god.
Don't touch me.
Oh yeah, okay.
Mayor protect?
That's pretty huge.
Oh, that would have been good.
Uh.
That would have been really good.
Okay.
Why did he?
God I want ice now. Thanks Penta. Oh, is he eating ice? Oh, yeah
So so
Shroud it doesn't matter
Everyone can reveal stoopley. What are you?
clerk
Okay, Mootin. What are you trickster? Okay, Thrive?
bye
Okay, that's weird. Joji already boxer
No, I'm vigilante
No, don't say that, don't say that.
You're a lover?
I'm the old seer.
Why didn't you do this before?
Oh, I don't love these notes.
Well, every time I post notes, people want to kill me.
What do you mean by both good?
These are straight.
These are great.
Peach, what are you?
Peach, what are you?
I'm a spy.
I confirmed it, hopefully, by saying that.
OK, you did.
survive who have you been bugging well I bugged on soups the same as that night
she did so I knew she was telling the truth and then I bugged on Nemo but you
didn't bring that up at all now because you brought it up so you didn't confirm
what you're saying was true why would I need to trickster trickster can you
post your notes I already did I'm riding this game to make up for my last
game that's good I'm down to do whatever I'm just I'm suspicious of my own
husband do you want me to kill him you shouldn't kill him because then you
would die if you should save that yeah P2 did you bug I last night about Mr.
Mootin but nothing happened so I haven't gotten any more in that's how
that works yeah yeah that is no no I'm talking about in chat uh let's get God
alright it's either Nemo or Thrive let's get Nemo up there I guess Joji could
just shoot one I will say that could be a throw that I don't think I was good
enough to make fake notes yeah I just these are just straight yard they are
straight-frame yard. I am definitely good enough to make fake notes at this point.
All right. That's not a good defense. That's a bad defense.
But these are not fake notes, because I also know
it would probably get me killed if I tried the four jump.
Why did you not bring in six brothers here last night?
Because the people died that I was seeing. You know, like when I said
someone was bad what he got got so then it was kind of useless to bring it up
I'm sorry I gotta kill the graveyard nose man yeah I'm about to say like the fact
is that we outed that the fact is that there was no neutrals that can actually
out us like to say you should have outed what you're right away that's
fair I don't hear and then shoot the ride tomorrow no I think he's guilty
because you just said that's fair yeah okay my other way different I was
I actually didn't get a shroud.
Alright, alright.
Go get a chance, buddy!
Seems to really fucked that game up, huh?
Numpad, I can't fucking believe it.
That was the most dog shit.
Why would you assume?
We're on a five. We're on a five.
Talk to the guys.
Fuck the event.
We're actually at 7.43.
Or whatever 43 is for you.
We did it.
We're down. We're down thrive. Sorry, not the right one. I'm RNG
You throw a wild horseman claim at some straight up
I was trying to receive this cool thing onto soups
I'm tired of penta's bullshit
Anything
But no one got it no that wasn't how what look out
That's correct, yeah.
I think we all step away and come back in a few minutes, because that game was just...
Let's cool off, let's fucking cool off.
That was a great game! What are you talking about?
I punched a hole in my drywall.
How was that worth?
I was trying something more aggressive on my...
Never do it with me on your team, please.
Never try something more aggressive.
I will never do it again.
This is the game.
Oops.
Look how it was your claim.
You never even hinted at that.
I I did not target young purple like I always do each random is the first time I'm like, okay
Who am I targeting boom? No, this motherfucker typed in chat
Killing moose and then clicky-toot
Okay, he's actually trying to teach first because she kill me that's more than apparently she said on on coven chat
Let's kill the french
And it's true
Yeah, but why would you say killing moose and then click six? It was an absence. It was like a that's insane
That's just that's an insane. That was so
Oh, that's an insane slip.
That's insane.
I love you, man.
Yes, it is.
I'm saying that.
I will never.
I will never.
All right.
You all know it.
All right.
You all know that.
I'm cooking on.
French.
I love French.
People.
Thank you.
Jim.
Apple walnut.
Jim.
Jim.
Apple.
Bunch hour.
Jim.
Apple.
Seven died way too fast, man.
I am not going to solo as a.
I
Don't know every time
You gotta keep playing yeah
Yeah, most actually, okay, it's just cheat dude. Just open some streams of Nemo. Fuck it. What do you got to lose man?
Do you have like a wife or a husband that doesn't have a job yet? No, okay?
I'm gonna be honest my husband his whole time kept coming in and saying do you want panda?
Do you want crumble cookies so he ordered me food so I can keep gaming?
I told you I'm a fear I know
Cookie in my life, that's a very American thing is it not
Crumble cookies are not like an American staple like everyone has had them but like
Wait, are we taking a break
I'm not going to do it again.
I understand.
I made you a theater.
Jeff, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, guys.
Let's go.
32K.
I'm not going to get over that.
32 guys, we are on the road to 40K subs.
It's right there.
I'm not getting over that.
It's a cookie place.
Oh, yeah.
The swikas go to like a traditional bakery.
They're like cookies the size of a bakery.
They're like cookies the size of your I'll tell you why because traditional bakeries close at fucking 11 a.m.. Yeah
Yes
No one's gonna have your back on this point you are preaching to the wrong crowd
I
Do need a cookie at 5 a.m
What the hell's gonna calm me down when I wake up with a panic attack?
Yes, yes, yes more sugar more Arby's yes
you're just like my hands to play so
no one cares
what was that?
what was that agent's name?
they had to take scoopy
his name was Timothy
scoopy had to get his ball removed
later he did have to get the other one
cause it went into the other one too
so
careful with that penta
you don't sonnet, do you?
alright, well if I give any balls
I'll just take yours
you don't use them
I use them all the time
you're fucking pussy
all the time
he's on the mile high club
you have no wife
I'm in the mile high club right now dude
why are you so high?
You shouldn't joke about that. They're gonna take your DMs. Why is nobody taking advantage of it? Holy fuck
Why is no one taking advantage of having a half empty sack and put like a squeaky dog toy in one of the
Empty pouch
I would I would yeah, but what if you actually squeeze the
Squeeze the squeaky. Why did he squeeze normal? I think you'll be able to fucking tell man. What do you can't feel your nuts?
You just in a rush is when you're good with someone for the first time you're just like what what do you mean?
What do you mean to?
Or you're like, oh, what?
Where you hit him with squeezing it when you're
We asked the best that it turned into a we try to get it turned into a
Good chance to say okay. I said I said 43. Yeah, I said 43. I asked it 41. Are we on a break?
And thrive no name
Thrive and soups that
Can't tell time look at him. He's getting on his story. He's getting ready to hang. Oh
Yeah, look at that neck. That's a hangable neck
Guys three
subs away
It actually could happen
32k
What do you mean no burs come on guys pump pump pump remember that
Pump pump remember
Pickle probing
Guys you have to give subs now. Oh
Wait three when I was wrong. Oh wait. I thought that was a nine. What the fuck am I am I on crack cocaine?
Well, that's not voting well for those two morning everybody
I'm not going to tell you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're literally claiming
That's not true so I tried to go to someone's house, but they were in a party
Yes, nerd Andy, what?
Doomba, thank you for the five gifted Matt. Thank you for
Thank you guys so much. We're so close
Lock it and thank you later. Okay. I mean, I think we know what we're doing today though
I trust her
Hold on, why'd you click me, 911?
What were you doing at my house?
You know, I was just doing it randomly.
Oh!
Well, after we kill Supes, we're going to look right into you.
Why?
He's a fucking huge kill name.
You've got to go, it's the rules.
No, I think she's, I think she's.
We haven't, OK, here's the thing.
Who dies first?
Me or Jonathan Corwin.
Jonathan Corwin's neck is very important.
I think we go for John.
If anyone has to die, it should be Jonathan Corwin.
Oh, I was looking at Jonathan.
Why, who's that, Thrive?
That's Thrive.
What the fuck, right?
There was no ready check, man.
I said 43!
He did say 43.
Man, what should I have to say?
I was one of my broad, man.
You should have thought about having a dog.
Which one is Soops?
John didn't have that one.
See, that was the drop one.
Corwin killed me.
Hang him and the dog.
All right, get Soops out of here.
There he is.
Get him, get him, be right here.
Put me down.
Don't hang the dog.
Just hang that dog down.
No, leave the dog alone.
What the fuck is wrong with that?
Do it
Let us both live
Has to go tonight
That wouldn't be funny though. Yeah prosecutor can't night one take him away. That would be funny though. So we hang nerd Andy now
We hang nerdy and then
Thrive kills soups tomorrow.
Stardew likes NerdAndy.
And then we hang Thrive for the name.
It all comes together.
Ah, numpad and Nima.
And NerdAndy said exactly what she did and it was what I knew, so I trust her.
Hey, why don't you guys do this?
I don't want to say that.
Yeah, is that what you like?
Is that what you like?
J-Word!
How was your month happening?
Fuck you, Moose.
Oh, what?
Wait, so you can use it?
No, I can't put it in the video.
Zero reason to use it.
Why we are
That's insane
Literally went with your bit and I'm getting punished. This is why we killed the default this is why
We can't break the rules that's why we straight
He gets three of them
Now he dies
and another yeah we should just fucking
what we should have killed this is why we
yeah so what the hell what a fucking
t-word
alright i don't know what's up my way
what is the rights to oh my god any last
words and you want him to be a judge
you know what i think that uh i think
all the cops are right
i want to be a judge in purple more now
maybe on exactly is a good server
Yeah, maybe Alex isn't so bad
Tom Belly with five
Jayward Goddy with five
Yeah, yeah, hey guys, I'm still alive. What would happen when you when you went for
I'm sorry man the rules don't please I could protect you I'm sorry man the rules I could
protect you I'm sorry I was told I had two minutes and I don't think I took that
long you took long it's a grief we two town the rest of us the rest of us are
diked up by this rule whatever I'm fucking glad I'm dead I was well I was
much worse than spy I was much worse than corn I was the worst role in the
game yes sir bear
I
Think he's ever won is a pirate and he also always
Pirate is just his weakness town protective. I mean kind of they can be
Good night everybody
They kind of can be a little
Why watch I this is just a story that I just feel like someone's gonna try to fuck her up tonight
She's had too many good games. I feel like other people are gonna think that too
Yeah, I am missing subs. It's true.
We're attacking our dandy but a barrier protected.
Thank you.
I'm spot.
I got some info for you guys, by the way.
Okay.
Thank you, Stupley.
I'll tear it.
Numpad visited Penta.
Holy shit!
What the hell, Numpad?
I'm just ensuring that, you know,
Penta wasn't doing some mean stuff.
means the one fucking kill her ass we back up my information on no guys no no
guys actually kill her I got fucking poisoned last night we need someone to
clear him no if she dies at least peach I think that well I just confirmed
myself this well let's kill not bad all in the end I'm fed yeah I'm had because
I did get poisoned last night and I she what I watched her go
through so just to be so she's dead any like
ash clear whatever the fuck are you doing no bad needs to go
in a soup since you're dead gotta be straight three
yeah at this point just no pad didn't I'm pad say that it was
soup no pad said soups that's all she said I said so I said
It's source, okay?
Like suspicious?
No, source.
Source?
Source? Me drinking poison?
Oh, source.
Source.
Source? I watched you go into somebody's house.
Okay, you might be lying.
I'm definitely not fucking lying.
You are lying.
If numpad's good, then we'll hang Joe's here.
Who cares?
I'm sure they wish we had a prosecutor, right?
Ah, we had one.
We did.
We did.
Ah, crap.
That's a long ago.
What are you?
What is your notes?
Just a little.
There are no notes, Jody.
No notes.
She's just bad.
Yeah.
No with this.
Oh, okay.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, God.
I can't.
I posted my notes before uh numpad was sussed by someone else yeah i saw it
stacking up by itself that's true me no i just said the first night i i i watched her she
didn't do anything second night i saw her go in a penthouse so i was like oh you bitch
any last words would you like to get a pick up conspirator 30
I
Need the guillotine animation
There we go
Who wants a vacuum tonight who wants one someone should still I don't know if poison air doesn't I don't need a vacuum
But I'll take a free one. We'll say that
It's me. Good night everybody
Oh
Guys
Odds of a stream tomorrow. I was killed by a white
If you actually had to go man, I told you all like three times someone still got a clear you can go 100% stream
are you are you are my guess this and you didn't come
well I know I'm good and I can show that why ain't done shit we want to use my
Thingy yeah, all right. Oh, are you claiming town killing? I'm claiming town
Power I don't know what my thing is, but I'm town and I'm power. I can tell you guys exactly what I am
What are you? I'm the lookout
look I
Don't know what that means, but all right
I watched that we haven't even gone to the Edgers yet
That's actually crazy I'm gonna get killed tonight. No, I'm gonna say I
I followed peach and peach went to mr. Mouton's house
What were you doing over there spying? I I don't want to know what they're doing. That's why I kind of left them
Yeah, we were having a fucking sex
Right now I'm really
Fucking god, but if I got like one
Fucking cool anymore
Hold on Walnut Sarge and goon all instantly voted Nemo. Yeah except that I might be bad fuck him
50 that's all it was over
So what if you that was okay to be fair Nemo did guess that
Why are you screaming I was so eager to say that I I shared my notes early guys the course takes to the hundred gifted subs
That's insane
Tracker your tracker can you guys give some stuff you're going to the
The Twitch room.
Oh, no one else can post it.
Yeah, I can.
Yeah.
Just not with someone else on trial.
Yeah, I said 100.
I was at it in 10, 9 minutes.
That's because the whole point is everyone's supposed to.
That's hilarious, too.
It's 9 minutes.
Nemo's notes added up to mine.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Joe, can you clear?
Are we killing this man?
I don't know.
What's 30-second signs on this?
I'm letting you know.
Yeah.
Wallnets?
Let's look correct based on my notes.
I can watch people, but that's it.
No, I can't do anything.
Joji's confirmed, so don't bother with her.
I'm confirmed.
Yeah, Walnut, I'm happy to put you up there so that we can really do.
Yeah, this is why we have the math guy.
If you were a lookout, whose house is it?
Yeah, we have the math guy.
Nobody's locked in.
Nobody's locked in.
This is why we have math guy Logan, it's fun.
I'm in a beat up sedan with a guy in a black jacket and a pink shirt and another guy who's not as funny as he thinks he is.
Yeah, if it's- so since both- since subs get added by two separate accounts at once, it has just been fucking the timer up, but that's okay, Logan's been doing the math.
Not a big deal.
How much time's it been waiting?
Uh, after having met him in real life-
Logan's doing it.
I'm conflicted on that.
NOT JUNIFF WITH FIVE!
It was working before the twitch promotion and then that borked it which twitch promotion has been good. Don't get me wrong, but
Good morning
No resubs are 30 seconds
One
late game werewolf
Good morning. Yeah, it's it's not good
Hey
It's been forever five. Whoo. Which one are you?
I'm a spy. I've been a spy since the beginning. Sarge is a werewolf. What's your code name?
I'm not aware of what we're talking about.
I mean, you're a tracker, but we're opening a tracker.
What if we don't make it tomorrow?
There's 20 hours.
Okay, who did you spy on last night?
You.
I actually think this is going till the weekend.
I have it in my notes right here.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'll just...
One sec.
Yeah, I'll do the same.
It's over.
I'm dooming.
Someone...
People have been dooming since day one.
I mean, listen, I'm glad that we got a job done.
And I...
Yeah, I have tracking peach and yeah, Sarge, so okay process of elimination, Joe G. Good
and what are you?
I saw vacuums don't go it why is Nemo saying Walnut and Boxer both good because they are
that means that Mr. Mouton was bad that's what I was trying to say it's
It's Mootin.
Foxer died.
So it's Mootin this time.
It's Mootin.
Hold on.
What are they like?
How the hell are you doing, Mootin?
It's probably Mr. Mootin, I think.
We have two.
I'm thinking it's Goon, because I know.
I'm a better person than all of you.
I know Joji, Pete, Walnut, myself, and Nemo are all clear, so it isn't 50-50 with
no Goon.
Okay.
But Sarge is neutral evil because he's neutral evil.
Yeah, 18 minutes is nothing.
That's also neutral evil.
3 minutes is nothing.
Probably the last couple.
No, it's not.
Listen, I'm going to prosecute you.
You visited me or attract me to prosecute Sarge, then I agree no prosecute good. I'm telling you
This is a good time
Or fucking sure Sarge there is a werewolf Sarge is claiming tracker that is the easiest fucking claim in the world
Wait wait wait.
So the tracker is wildling or god forbid.
What is the prosecute Sarge?
I'm not a traitor.
Mr. Mooton, you have 10 seconds to prosecute Sarge.
We will help you.
I'm going to hand it over to you.
Okay get Mooton, get Mooton.
Okay.
Please do this.
This is such an insane throw.
Let's kill a good next.
There's so many other things you can feign as tracker.
as tracker you could be werewolf you could be wildling or you could be what I am which is tracker
and I'm telling you goon is the only one now that doesn't have that mootin has cleared himself
and just plain all wrong but peach is not defending my guess I'll die for no
rest in peace I just got achievements so we're good town all right you're achievement
it. Whoa. Yes. Yes. Okay. We
got another one. There's two
neutrals out. Um I do agree
though that we should probably
get down because dummy you can't
you can't read beach. Oh good
there. Wait door to door vacuum
in number one. Pete John
guestless wait but we had
no dandy as a socialite as
well. Okay. Lots of people
Yeah, but the thing is...
Hold on, once again, I was gonna say Nemo kept Nemo's notes for God's sake!
I think we bring him down and throw Nemo up there.
Nemo's notes are absolutely terrible.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Throw him back through his peaches window!
Sarge visited it!
You're saying that Sarge visited me, but chose not to kill me?
Oh, he did!
Cause he was the last couple that needed to have a gnomicon.
No, I'm a guilty this, duckass!
Okay, go ahead and you see dummy. I think it's a dummy. I think nobody likes
I guess I think it's actually well
Everybody else said innocent fuck you dude. I'm confined to my room. I have to fucking look at binoculars that you got me
Mo up. I can't do shit
That's a girl. You're a watcher. I
Confirm night to Derbya. No, you didn't because you're not just
You're about a kill zone that was confirmed
Can you show me your notes one more time? Yeah
Okay, Walnut and Boxer both good. Can you riddle me that one when Boxer's dead and he's bad?
Yeah, I honestly wish I could but I can't because I don't understand what things list as good or bad
What is your role? I am a seer guilty
Good
I definitely not scan I really miss Cleo dude. You're fucking scanning bad notes. It's I'm telling you
I tried with the notes man I really did
Good luck
RNG it that's the true way to go don't click anyone you have to click somebody I thought no you can let it RNG
It'll just cost someone randomly.
What about me?
Well goodnight everybody, see y'all tomorrow!
Y'know?
Jester twice.
Jester scrolling?
Ooh, it's a fuckin' over.
I didn't get the golden capitrain again.
God, we need that.
Dude, if we get the golden capitrain,
I- that could actually-
I feel like they didn't give me the golden capitrain,
because they knew it would bankrupt Riot.
Okay.
But- but tomorrow if we get it,
that easily carries us into the weekend.
To OP yeah
What is golden cavatrain do gets you 2000 I was watching nerdy Andy well if so if we
Meek Matt that thanks for 20
Unfortunate Joji how's that bankrupt riot riots paying for this extra twitch sub promotion shit
You're outnumbered
No, I you know
It might be you.
You can't go into houses.
Yeah.
You are the one.
Thanks for the 20.
You were saving me.
Say, which only give you four on that?
Do you want to do her, babe?
That sucks.
Wrangler.
You're not giving.
We can beat all fucking reactions.
Confirm that for sure.
You know what?
Welcome to our Shabari dungeon.
We're about to string you up in town fucking hall.
You know what?
You were just stringing you up towards.
It's fake.
You never know.
Oh.
I I think it's her I think she's lying to me. Thanks to the 20 gift. No, she was sniffing you
Oh
Yep
If you remember night two I said to nerd Andy that a copper member attacked them and a barrier protected them
She confirmed and that same night the Claire you can know that by being a werewolf
No, you can't you can't know that someone's been buried you can see who visits them
But you don't know who would have them and what barrier I've already done over 20,000
You might want to check that math buddy, but you got this far and I appreciate that because I was
It's because she knows where I went wait why the fuck does that matter there's werewolf in the game
So two thousand not it's fine. He almost had a good word
You can
That's crazy and I would kill one night and that person I think the twitch is giving them a different a decent split though
But now I am and that's why you never give up I want to be surprised if
If twitch was only taking like a dollar profit from you got baited into it, but your wife she would fucking get mad at you
I don't care. No, I would just I feel her mad all the time
have you heard the things this man says to her stupid autistic girl I don't think
that she can consent I'm going to jail I had a good round okay I did in
Everything I'm sorry. I'm sorry Sarge. That's pretty good
Yo, I could be opening up fucking packs while they're yapping
I thought it I thought you were tracker and I was like god if they find out that he's a tracker than then they can
They're gonna know that I'm the werewolf good. I believed you
Nobody else did but I did
I'm sorry, your notes were just all in caps and it was hurting my brain and I can't weed.
How are you baby talking? You just killed a person.
I can't weed.
Babies, babies can't weed.
I can't weed.
I wouldn't want to weed.
Can we kick Thrive out? What the fuck was that?
No, I wouldn't want to.
No, I wouldn't want to.
I'm not going to call this a queue. What the fuck, man?
What about Numpad?
You were coming at everyone.
You got to have these World Cup cards.
What have you done? It was the...
huge amnesiac wing you're like yeah that's right you should do this and that and this
you said you were going to do that right now you're going to do a foespec
sorry just click me on the playlist that was a straight up misclick
mr boy are there any new skins in this top left no he's a new penguin pet
i almost accidentally peered myself too much so i had to botch my notes in the last one
and i'm glad um 10kbs 20 gifted some my will wasn't wrong i was
Guys, if we can get to Friday,
I think we'll get paid.
It was a toxic coven group,
and let me just say, Sarge was being very rude
to them at the entire time.
Oh, no!
It was.
You had deserves it.
That's what it is.
It's really bad.
Some people get paid tomorrow.
Some people get paid on the first.
What's?
Yeah, some people get paid tomorrow.
How would that mentality?
Everyone on welfare gets paid tomorrow.
I'm scrolling jailer, I'm scrolling jailer right now.
Yeah, but if I'm scrolling jailer,
Are you scrolling oh fuck?
If you guys are gonna start scrolling Nemo got jester two times in a fucking row. Oh, yeah
Jailers
Thank you, what the fuck
Which actually yo here he here he who's jailer me what?
New meta sandwich the 50s
Same what's the 50s
That was good bait good bait Penta. That was good bait. How about a 510 2550 zigzag? That's called climbing the ladder
What what what
He's a baby
Hey guys, I got witch last night. I'm gonna need some help. Yeah, what do you mean?
Which controlled me
Okay, what do you mean? What do you need help though? Yeah, because though doesn't reveal my role to them
Yes, are you a very strong role? I I think y'all want to keep me around
Moose, I got you. I got you Moose. That's all I'm saying. Yeah
You know what?
Just let me know you do you do trust how bad get it the only role I can think of that's really bad Jailer vigilante
I'm Jailer. He's Jailer. I'm Jailer. He's Jailer. He's Jailer. Hey, I scrolled. Yeah, who got jailed. You jailed. You jailed soups
You jailed soups. I uh, I jailed none of them. Wait, how do you know that I was jailed?
He's got his chest right?
Right no
Everything was a joke
Hello, it was a joke
Look, she's madusa and she stoned
Moose you're not Taylor, right? No, I'm not okay, but you're actually worth saving can madusa stone herself if she looks
I'm here. Are you blind? Yeah, that's how they beat her. Oh, that's happening. We just being dumb
No, I definitely got witched I was being dumb, but I did get witched and I am a good
But yeah, you don't have any like wasn't she like living water though
Third gesture scrolling a roll
Second of all he's a new
he's a noob
it's alright Nemo, I've done that before
why are we killing him?
what's happening to you?
what's a low elo lobby?
what the fuck is happening here?
I still don't know what elo means
I'm all telling you more than just
it's a raiding, nerd Andy
you're a raiding lot of orchestra
you're an MR
why is you invoting me?
what? I'm on air
you ever get any other room though?
Okay, you can't be that old no other in 45. Oh, you know
Say that when someone says their age
Don't come to my house
What should I eat tonight and don't say a grown man's erection Arby's
God I could go for some fucking Arby's
That sounds good
What is this what is it?
No, there's probably someone at Arby's like
Arby's every day
Every game man. He's just a bad role
Don't call him a bad role player like you did the other guy who he's doing
Oh my god
Ordering 5 B for Chubbys.
Who'd have told me about Roleplayer? Thrive? He is.
I remember.
Yeah.
Danger Randall? Spaceboy?
Oh, yeah. Spaceboy is fucking horrible.
You know, you have masterfully navigated that situation, because you said that unironically,
and somehow you've just memed it.
Well, it's because me and Spaceboy are actually friends.
I don't say that because I'm one of my friends. That's pretty bad, man.
Why is everyone whispering? We asked me the same brother.
Everyone has asked me the same fucking question
I didn't ask you a question
Okay the answer is yes
The answer is yes
What are you?
Everyone that was for me
You are?
Yes
And okay
You're the Medusa?
Yes
No
No
I'm not the Medusa
That was all I asked
Okay let's clear the elephant in the room
One of us got convinced of a fucking felony
Hey
Alright
Whoa
What the hell
What the fuck
Bellany in character. What is happening?
What is
Accusation here peach. Oh, yeah, that's the elephant in the room. Well, no, I got like I was just in the drunk tank
Tank, I'm good. It's no fun. You're nice
Yeah, the jailer was nice. He didn't cut my head off. So that's pretty nice. Okay, so it couldn't be
How did you a standard gender did you feel them up?
The goon still voting me even though I'm confirmed to be jailed when a kill happens.
I have a name. That doesn't mean anything.
I've got a bonus club.
I mean, I mean, I'm not a doosa and it might mean that I'm not the necronomic
You got witch thread.
I was witch last night.
What does witch do again?
Are you like an insane role?
No comment.
Okay, because if the witch uses you and kills us, I'm gonna get mad.
She's gonna get pissed off.
Why are you voting Moose, Goon?
We're not going to kill anyone on Day 3 yet.
He lives in a fucking gymnasium.
We got to hate everybody.
No, we wanted to kill people.
Let it bang?
No, there's not enough out there yet.
I am scared I'm going to get witch though and kill somebody.
We need that soul read?
It's hard to tell right now with all the yapping.
But I don't like how much Walnut's a role playing.
So really a soul read though. That's just an observation.
You could do see what are you?
Well, see, the Covenant already knows, but a doomsayer doesn't.
So I would draw a line that.
Thank you. That's a better way to ask.
I'm town protective.
OK, and moosey.
Were you successful?
No.
But the person I was trying to protect and die anyway.
Hey, I'm just saying I partied at soups tonight and no one died.
Would anyone have your guest list?
Uh, yeah, Moose is on my guest list.
Are you playing, so you're not Jay?
Oh, thanks Moose.
No, that was a Jay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got some information.
All right.
Okay, so you can get a double roast beef and cheddar medium fry and a drink for
$7 right now.
Is that curly fry?
Yeah.
For armies for $7?
Why did you say that when I just ate yeah, that's a goddamn good deal
Like a ham and cheese and I was like
Cheese man, I don't know what no one told me what to order the beef and chowder
They bring back the five for five and then you waterboard it and fucking
Arby's sauce and horsey sauce you like horse radish
It's okay
It's like mixed like I like cocktail sauce
Yes, that's about something have it
Well, he was
I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it
I'm walking back in what are you doing? What's happening if I get if someone's at a party at my house
That means people who come to me get roll block. It doesn't roll block me learn the game
learn the game
All right, which is say walnut is role-playing very hard
He always does
He always does
So we're just giving an RP pass?
I love Roblox!
Yeah, we always give one a thought
But when he's a bad guy, I'm gonna be like
This is why we don't allow Roblox
He's a bad guy
I'm just kidding
I'm getting up the right, I think
Boxer and Goon, man
If no one's got info, I got info
I think we've got to get this ball rolling
Alright, stupid
All right, I hate to do this to the only baby in the town
You're acting real witchy right now man, this is why
Baby
I just have object permanence
Watching
Baby that's some sort of Egyptian
This is why we do this is what I'm sorry about this is why we don't fucking allow that we have the rules for a goddamn
I wrote these rules for a reason people.
I wrote it every round.
I admit guilty.
Every round.
This is the only time I've been killed.
This is why we don't allow it.
This is why.
You guys are cowards.
I hate to do it to you.
I'm a liberal.
I love killing babies.
They aborted me.
No.
Wait, is he actually bad?
You're supposed to kill him.
Oh my god.
Okay, I was one bad man.
From the womb into the tomb.
That's a soul rebound.
Hell yeah, baby.
baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do baby talking he's a witch man no role
playing as a ghost fuck you baby goes womb to tomb baby killed thanks they
got a lock back in really is back to these hot Arby's deals yo Arby's
permanently put burgers on the menu and us in the Arby's subreddit we're not
happy yeah we're not happy why the whole point of Arby's all right or why
did they why did they put why did they put it on the menu permanently I don't
fucking know man the whole point of Arby's was to have something other than
burgers they're conforming okay so I had two people added to my guest list
that I didn't have last night two people visited Stoopley who I partied at
after he confirmed good by accusing Walnut I am one of those people you were
trying to mirror yeah trickster you you put up a mirror there's probably a
I don't know. I gave you an invite from my guest list because I figured why not.
Okay. That's the only reason you're on this list.
Are there like 20 socialites in this?
Yeah. This has been a big socialite game I guess.
But I'm glad I get to go to the party now.
Hey, everybody was trying to protect you.
No, that's way too sassy.
I don't know what's wrong with you. Why are you a bad person?
Nobody's a bad person. Why are you? What do you mean?
I don't know. I'm just kidding. This is a soul read. I'm getting nerdy and why are you
a bad person? I'm not a bad person. It's good you tell.
I like that. I kind of like this. I kind of like this soul read.
I am not an aegis.
You like this so
Clicked on students.
I like you, Nerdandy.
Well, thank you.
Some kind of answer.
She hasn't talked at all, though.
I'm going to be honest.
Oh, Amy's a cleric.
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
Does that mean numpad was a cleric?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If if if someone who's dead,
you that you can't get a role.
Yeah, I thought you did.
No, you don't.
because you don't know what it is. They're stoned.
And they're dandy. What's the?
Uh, I'm just saying that's kind of fucked up there, boxer.
I don't do anything.
I don't see your notes.
That was pretty.
Oh, well, they're there.
I need to fuck.
I need to read the fuck you probably need to die.
Heck, you guys, that's a good story.
Maybe that was actually a really good story.
I'm not killing. I'm killing.
I'm T.P.
That wasn't a soul reaper, it was a talking.
Whoa!
Hernanny never talks.
Yeah, she never talks at all.
She never talks!
If she has something soul reaper-
I'mma do something.
She's town and she has something to say, she'll talk.
TP, not TI by the way, get fucked, coven.
I didn't like the trial-a-la.
That's the part I hated.
Well you voted innocent, you will freak.
Cause I wanted to see uh...
Who's invited and...
What the fuck are these notes?
What are these Nemo nodes?
Oh, Arby's French dip is really good.
No, I've never had an Arby's Rubin.
I kind of want to try one though.
This, what is happening?
Oh, that's what's happening.
Okay, so we're actually just fucked
unless we have a prosecutor.
Double A, Hawkins.
At Nemo's, Thrive was added to the guest list.
That means.
Well, you are claiming socialite.
Yeah, that's a lot of parties.
You said you weren't socialite yesterday.
Uh-uh.
said that there were a lot of social life there and he did say that boxer if
you couldn't go yeah but he could be the plague bearer I mean do we even have a
way to kill both of them in one day we don't really need to kill dad I killed
death you don't have to kill pestilence yeah I guess let's kill thrive it was
kind of annoying that moose and thrives like oh I got which and the
which never did shit with it so yeah what is thrive well hold on what is that
annoy you soups are you think no because it cares about your information was you
say not they do anything with it you really like oh I got which I do let's
do this I don't care who the last coven is okay just if you are coven you you
know you know what their roles are come on let's hear it because of the
Let's just hear it. Let's just hear it. I think it's Penta
We think
I think there's no, I mean we have to go thrive on that one
Probably a mule but that he could easily be the play it's probably a good guess, but it could be the
They both have basic armor
So I mean
I'm so reading thrives
How do you know that basically why right why not thrive?
You know why I was out at the list I try to freaking what the fuck are you? I'm the fucking is
Anyone else gonna claim Monarch?
All right, take him down. Yeah, cuz I got no idea who said I'm the fucking who did that?
I was gonna say move Scott knighted
I
Didn't say I was the fucking monarch. I was saying I was the fucking sheriff. All right. Yeah, I guess we just we just
We just take the 5050 and kill
Boxer right you lose
Sheriff why no, sir. Where's your notes?
right there
No, why okay, right really why wait, why do you think it's penta?
Nemo is
Let's kill boxer will take the 50-50 and we'll just hope he's death and if he's not then it was it's a bad game
Apocalypse is OP when I called him out. He started taking over the game. He was not picking over the game until I called him
I was looking at the Arby's app
Now he's claiming he's not paying attention
We still need to hang it. We still need to hang it. I already gave you my notes
Let's kill boxer and then we'll just figure out if I'm guilty or not
PENTA SMURKEY
PENTA SMURKEY
I don't know what you're having on my mind
PENTA SMURKEY
I don't know what you're having on my mind
I'm smart man do we kill all of us?
I'm smart man
I'm smart man
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
What is this man?
What is this man?
No, you kill.
It's incredible.
I don't think any group turns on me faster than you guys.
Who is 11 on this?
It's actually Ravn.
It's actually Ravn.
It's actually Ravn.
It's actually Ravn.
That's how we know what we're friends is 11.
Oh
Insanely lucky I yeah good actually fucking huge holy shit
So do I protect the jailer or myself you got an excuse someone's got the jailer
Do I save it? I
I guess I save it because I might need it got a lot of bang now now because
killing because accidentally killing a town is way worse it's just it's not
worth guys I'm telling you I mean I'm oh wait I'm alive killing a town is way
worth because way worse is a million people are about to fucking die I gave
you like an STI or something last night yeah why did you you knew you had that
That's illegal. You can't do that.
You're playing now.
OK, so did you bring that to my house?
All covered is dead.
That's nice.
We know what Thrive is.
We know who the jailer is.
Oh, I don't like the soups night there.
Oh, no.
That was bad.
That was actually not good.
We definitely don't know who the mother is.
No. Yeah.
Well, I don't think you're confirmed.
Oh, I mean, there's no way to I guess there's no way to confirm me.
What about you, man? What about you?
Well, the thing, um, so pestilence is do we even need?
Like is it just pestilence?
You know, it was voting me before I had.
I had to go back now.
You know, it was voting before I had to play getting me out
and like the gish, another socialite.
I know one of these socialites is not fucking real.
It might be one of the socialites.
That's not possible because Nemo did confirm.
That someone vote someone visited someone else and then moot and said like yeah
I just gotta say your guys both your notes dog shit. You fucking rubbed it on me
Why what do you mean? I can't I can't quickly read these for information. Okay one second
Party party part that actually makes me want to fucking kill you. I
Don't like the party party party
I'm sorry here. I'm gonna make it better
We need
information and notes man
That actually makes me want to hang you
Okay
Peach Peach visited moose and she even such a game of STD. Oh, yeah, it's it's also not
Hold on hold on let's hear from goon. It has to be
Well, I was at a pet shop up.
So go ahead, I am town support.
I've not been able to do shit because my deuce has been
telling everybody to a block of fucking petrified
dinosaurs.
Shit.
You're claiming the role.
I think he is.
He can't do anything.
He's not been able to do a goddamn thing.
Just been in there fucking eating those can't.
What was can hot dogs called?
They fucking turn the mushroom.
But he made shit all day
What about Nemo Nemo's so shitty nose
Don't don't just stop looking at Penta don't worry about just see okay. Here's the thing Penta. I think we have to kill Peachier
I'm proven I got questions for Joji. What's good? How are you proving it? Fine fine?
I got Walnut the baby out that proves that you're not a coven
Yeah, very goodness. I mean, it doesn't prove
What were you doing night? Oh, it's kind of dismissive and hurtful. What do you mean like last night night five
Night five. I'm your goon
You know what I'm your goon. So I put a perfection on you got the new tricks to
The shit in the lightness, man.
Okay, well, night five, I was watching Peach
and you visited Peach.
Oh, Peach, sure?
100%.
Okay, well, I was mirrored myself,
so I don't have a perfection anymore.
What is that, me?
Wait, no, no, no, she would've been added
to my guest list, that's not true.
So that's guilty?
No, no, that's not true,
because she would've been added to my guest list.
We only got one.
I didn't miss her.
Okay, so, but Peach could be lying.
I could be but there's only but why would you mind if there's only one person left?
Joe G
Right, unless there's two or four of us, who's claiming this?
Who is claiming this?
There's two neutrals left.
Yeah, I did.
Listen.
Visited Pichachu. That can't be true.
So then we have to kill Joji because she's lying.
No, what happened was Mootland tried to hex-thrive.
Wait a minute.
I tried to do a protection thing.
So if he's just hexing him, he's just gonna be protected anyway.
Listen, listen, listen, let's just kill him.
I just wanted you to protect Joji.
No, how long, how long, how long?
Kill Joji, kill Joji, kill Joji.
Just kill her.
Hold on, I got protected last night.
Can I tell you why that's probably not the case?
We're running out of time.
Everyone is claiming protective role,
and all your notes conflict each other.
That's stupid.
That's stupid.
No, dawg.
It's so wrong.
I trust Joji.
I trust Joji.
And it's not something that nobody's going to be proud of.
That's why I didn't die. I have nothing else. Yeah, it has to be stoopley. You do believe it's claiming
Buddy you have armor you have armor. I did not visit exactly
You're not on my she would have been added to the list. Exactly. I'm lying, but why would I cover for another neutral evil?
Yeah, I was neutral evil. She's she's right. I know this
This is a little less. I know that we know it then we don't get any more votes
But why are we gonna go to third town?
down. But what's the point of killing a kid? I hate you guys, man. I almost fucking killed
you all. I told you, I fucking told you, dude, doomsayer suck. I told you, fuck him. Holy
shit, man. Oh my God, she's kidding. I thought you guys got me when I went to Thrives. I
got, I'm so unlucky. So unlucky, dude. Soops the doomsayer. Yeah. Doomsayer, boy. Pete,
you're just not, you're, you, like you think you're there, but you're not. Yeah,
you think you're there, but you're not. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
slow down so that I can actually understand this. I did visit you. I made fake notes,
but whenever I visit them, I get right next to them. Okay, but why weren't you added to my
guest list? Hey guys, just so you know, that's my 50th win of pound sale. What?
So what I did is tricks to visit people and that is like the whole thing is they visit
and they attack or block from attacks. So they're kind of like bubbling people. So I was
like, you know what? I'm just going to go into every new person and basically say I'm
visiting somebody guard. I was already on. Yeah, he was bodyguard.
But wouldn't you be at least Tony?
They told me Tony, Tony.
That was the vigilante.
Yep. What? Such a good jailer game, too.
Well, here, you know, I thought I was going to actually win this time.
Was it when you fought with it?
I knew Nemo was socialite, but then everyone kept claiming
No answer.
No answer.
You know, it's actually funny, boxer and I worked very well together.
So I was, oh, that was a terrible dude, Sarah.
I almost had it.
And then at some point I knew it was Joji and I was just hoping you guys wouldn't figure
it out and then you did.
It had me, Lynn.
Do you win his dude, Sarah?
I got her in the lineup.
I would have killed joji and then town I think
I've got in town once tonight, and I got those are so my what is this word jai lor what is that?
I'm joker again
God damn it i'm joking again
I'm the Joker.
Ugh.
Have you seen any of these?
You're terrible when you say that.
You're a real strategic.
Good night everybody.
That's so long.
Good morning everybody.
Good morning.
He is super human.
You're all bodyguards.
This man.
This man.
Losing it all right, so so who body guarded who?
Ride body guarded himself. No, no, that's not
Suples confirmed not not coven
Could still be neutral. Yep drives a hero
Look at the lot Q clicking man
There it is well not has bread. Okay has bread so then so so then we kill
Daughter, oh, he has a yeast infection
So so we so three dollars, so we take the 5050 and we kill Walnut. Well, I don't know what that means
It's way more than 5050 either. He's the Baker or the Baker happen to click tonight
I didn't even do it. I mean really it's a 33 because or peach is lying
I'm a sheriff
That was the only info I got
We don't have to kill him yet
I wonder if he's an executioner
You're putting the target on my back
You're fucking asshole
Let's focus on the important thing
Let's focus on the important thing
Let's focus on the important thing
That's OOT
No, he's definitely yelling
He's got to be yelling at the right
He's like me and him
Maybe this is the DM parts
Parts we're really the DM
Well, no, we don't care if he's locked in or not
hmm
Someone's got you can't fucking come over anymore. You're banned from the end
Okay, well, sorry I
Came over and you had this like shitty fucking bread and I was like dude don't touch that
I got three daughters. He's more beautiful than the last
Your daughter's gonna kill you die.
You just called your first one a dog.
The first is not gonna watch me die.
You guys are gonna fucking kill me.
Yeah, we are.
You're not going to.
You can't do that to me.
It's fucked up.
I haven't done shit.
I'm gonna take over your end, bud.
I'll post notes.
I think that's...
Are you sure that...
Well, you just said it wasn't open for people to work.
She's not mine?
What, are you pinning out your fucking daughters?
What is this?
My beautiful three-an-doll daughter is like the 1,500s.
What the fuck?
I was like the 1,500s.
That is what you're saying, daughter.
I don't care.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
Don't put my adult daughters on it!
I need to!
I'm bringing it down.
Let them survive and you need to fuck with your adult daughters.
That's their mind to give away!
Don't worry, I'll take care of your daughters once you're gone.
You can't do this to me.
Please let me live!
Let me live past round one for once!
For fucking once!
I'm gonna be the new dad.
I hate you all!
I'll take care of them.
I'm gonna get three adult daughters.
Goddamn it.
You are playing stuff for a reason.
Oh nice!
Good gesture win!
Remember the gesture win! I'm taking the game!
I don't care about the gesture win! I want a roleplay!
Oh my god.
It's a no-opening space.
He didn't take the game.
He's running like losers.
You can haunt the inn.
Oh my god, Brad.
We had to take care of that.
What the absolute fuck?
Fucking hell!
That one makes sense.
We got like a big werewolf or berserker or something I
I'm fucked
You see your foot
All my nose you don't have bread thank you. That's nice. Nobody else came. I don't know that's good fucking on pad
That's good. Okay. There's the werewolf. Oh
no
Why is that always evil?
It's just French French
lunch. Wait, I might have, you might have, if you, if you have a party at someone's house
and people go there, do they all die through it? Yeah. Oh, my notes aren't graveyard notes,
but they're so close to, wait, does this mean Mooton protected numpad? You're a bodyguard.
It's life for the cause. Well, no, Mooton died to a jester, but that's right. Oh,
Wait, but I think you do your action while you get haunted, okay, there's no fucking
Wait, how does this
Okay, I'm gonna go and protected numpad near Danny clicked numpad. No, I'll later. You're gonna be even more confused
Okay, well, I already am my notes are dog shit
one two three
What the hell?
The Trapper and Aware Wolf game is on this track, I'm thinking of it.
Hmm.
Did everybody just die?
Who the fuck did you put the trap on, you dipshit, Lee?
Terrible notes, man.
Please!
We have time to say his night two before you get it.
We have two more baddies among us.
One is neutral evil, one is covered.
I guess it's good they didn't say it in case the last coven clicks on that person.
Which means that there are three goodies.
No, there's one in three, right?
One, two, three, four.
or one through three four, there's five, five more.
I can't see you.
Nemo, if you had a party at numpads, you would have died to the werewolf.
Yeah, well, I had a party at numpads and I did not die to the werewolf.
God damn it.
Why do you keep volunteering?
God damn it.
No, no, no, it's actually, it's literally correct this time.
I'm not, I'm not gas fighting myself.
Party at mutants.
No, that, that, that, that might.
that might actually work out like that I think yeah because I went to because then
because the bodyguard I don't want to okay I think Nemo's I I think he could be
alive here okay I'm not saying he's good but I'm saying the reason why he's
alive does make sense that's all stoopley what is your alignment town
Literally just one bad person left. Oh, yeah
Cuz I gave you an invite to the party last night. What's that? I gave you an invite last night
Well, no, there's another reason but I mean we can I guess we can reveal doesn't fucking matter
But I mean it could be a doomsayer which might be a throw
So yeah, we probably shouldn't lose to a doomsayer when we're winning
I'm
Stupid you have anything other than I'm town
You can just definitely not coven he's definitely not coming okay cool. He's definitely not coming because he got clicked on by
You can just say your sub alignment
Okay, Penta, what's your line? I don't want to elaborate
What's your alignment on town?
own. Yeah, but she's not going to want it. What's up? Oh, I'm T. S.
And support. This is a weird isn't weird. I don't like this game.
Sarge, what's your alignment? I'm protective. Oh, man. Okay.
What? Oh, what's your line? Hold on. You're typing all that,
huh, Peach? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know what you're figuring it out.
And I didn't do nothing
I am over this goddamn role what
Nor did the servers down buddy. Well, I visited Nemo, so fucking
I know it seems like we're in a good spot here, but that's actually a big fucking problem
All right, I'm ti. Oh, gosh. I out. Should I just out it what I'm doing if you're a town investigative
Then they can't guess you yeah, I thought that's so I was fucking unfortunately went to stoopley night one not sus
I went to nerdy Andy not sus turned out to be werewolf and then I just went to Nemo not sus, but I got bread now
I I also went to Nemo and it doesn't work like that bread. Is that not no yeah? No, no, no, but you have to be given bread
It's not like plague. It doesn't spread like that
Yeah, I went to Nemo yesterday, and I got nuts us and I got peach the first night for not says I
Suppose that I'm good
Doopley what's your alignment?
I'm TK, but I've had nothing to K
Okay, got it. I
Mean it could also be moose
Moose what where do you know? What are you claiming? It is dog should notice here. I'll look and post
Joji, what's your line?
No, my guys have before
Literally the same thing as moose
I don't I'm not where will appears not sauce
It's night one necronomic on it appears not sus. I was thinking stupidly might have it
But then he got attacked by coven so it doesn't matter. I even
Yeah, and I got sorry yesterday and sorry just said not sus and that clears up if it's neck or a calmer on whatever
Peach does right now all the brewers at any given moment
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that
If you there is only a couple good people if you vote me out, then that's Susie
Well, there's five good people right now
Like right now me and Moose can't do shit because everybody's gonna be like
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what other leads we have to go on I would I would hope that you don't hang me
Can you put your notes? I don't I don't I think you guys are off about this. I'm more leaning towards Moose
No, you guys are wrong about this. Yeah, but Moose is a fucking day
New Moose is a day for investigative with no fucking info. I know I know
How is this a piece of oh
I said I was they you guys are wrong but also I'm voting you know I'm voting you know and I want to get Nemo up honestly
You're throwing up don't don't don't don't let me do I know why Nemo yet
If you know how sheriff works if you know how sheriff works I I think I know
Nemo and Penta. I think I know what's going on. So that's what's happening. All right
I'll explain my notes. Here you go. I'm not when I click stoopley
No, literally no Intel because he didn't kill anyone and I have nothing there at night, too
I click nerd Andy if you look where wolves are never sus to the sheriff's ever we know that but you don't have any information
Is the problem? Yeah, I'm I'm actually gonna put innocent because my notes line with his and here's the thing
I go okay
I promise I'm a good fella, but this is fucking rough man. This is rough
Nemo why?
I don't know you're out here saying I'm guilty
Alright what about Sarge?
Hey! Hey! Hey Sarge said a word?
No
There we go, let's get Sarge up there. Here we go
Can you kill your town killing? Can you kill Sarge right now?
No, don't do that fuck it's a waste
And why would you just point it at Mickey?
Well, what are because you haven't we haven't heard from you everyone else has talked I claims John protective
Um, I protect no
Night one. I protected peach night two because I felt bad about being O. T. And then yesterday day three from people were coming at me
sideways, so I threw the barrier on myself to be safe
cleric
Yeah, they're dandy's dead
That's what's a new daddy died night two. I
Sarge also, I don't like Claric's claim.
I'm sorry Baker, I don't know.
I feel like Claric can't, I think this is the weakest claim.
We bring him down, we bring him down.
Yeah, no, I think this is the weakest claim.
Out of, I mean, it could be wrong,
but this is the weakest claim at the end of the day.
I'm letting it bang tonight.
So watch out.
Let it bang, I'm letting it bang.
Oh, veteran claim.
I'm going to try to get some fucking info
Motherfucker
What are you Penta? What are you?
I will tell you if you want I will tell you if you want, but I do think there's a doomsayer in this game
It's either doomsayer or arsonist. There's no one's fucking dying man
Okay, I see damn it, dude
Shot him
bad guys I thought you were saying you were a veteran no dog the one fucking
night I stopped protecting him actually that's so fucked up he shouldn't have
voted so badly all right no it's a fucking shot no no it's actually not me I
I did miscount the fucking rituals I did a neutral it's not me I protected
Joji last night and the whole so the whole thing with Nemo was that I fucking body guarded him
So I don't think he would die with the rampage
But but the werewolf already died
To another bodyguard ignore this death. Okay, so it's gonna be a common or a neutral win here, right?
Yeah
Yeah
neutral I don't think neutral can win all right so which one of you is which neutral
can't win depends what they are which one of you is which no this one am I
why are you asking me well no moose moose is the baker I mean come on I'm
the sheriff okay so it's been okay so it's been tough no because Joji Joji is
Sheriff in a game with literally fucking
Blundered by saying there was a fucking all right
No, I'm not I'm a fucking theater
Okay, why are you giving the wind to someone else you freak?
I'm giving the pencil because I can't win. I can't beat him.
Hey, you know what?
I can't beat anybody!
Hang her and then you can kill me.
What the fuck is that? You want to win this way?
I can't. I can't win feeding people anymore.
I'm not talking to you. You really want this? You want to hang me to win?
I mean there's no other way to win.
You hang Josie right here and then you kill me.
Alright, fine.
That's, I hate that. I hate that you would be alive at the end of this, Josie.
She really slipped in hey my notes match up with this
I've been clicking the same thing and no one is in a word
Clicking the same exact thing somehow
For not sauce I was feeding them bread is all along the way
Yeah
That's just fucked up man every single role the soaps I got you buddy. That's to me
That's the that's the do nothing all game poison or play guys
Yeah, there it is
Soops mad when he clicks when he clicks lock you classic
Pock lips two games now. I like that
Apocalypse is broken. I love getting apocalypse
clips
that's a guy I actually hate him
I don't think I've had a fun time in any of these games today
this has been horrible
my roles have been cocked
well yeah fucking numpad is in here just like in the chat like I hate this we're
gonna lose and I'm just like the fucking vibes man what are you doing to us
why is numpad in the chat
and then I called them getting killed by a freaking realm of
she's in the coven chat at night
like
This is random, I got the mutant, he kills me.
Hexmaster is uh, I fucking, I kinda, I, I hope that they rework Hexmaster a little bit.
Because it's so, you have to travel so much and it takes so long, honestly I think you
have to do a late game Hexmaster is what I've been thinking.
I think you can't start, I think you can't start Hexing until like half of the fucking
lobby's dead because people you Hex die anyways.
So it's just so, it just doesn't make sense.
Yeah, you got you got to start hexing when there's only like five fucking people left
Take that truth
No, it's over as I'm dead. Oh, there's one of my door opens door
No, I'm a guy.
You live?
Make sure you join today.
OK.
Says it's already started, so I can't join.
Oh, yeah, because we're finishing the game.
It's over.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I just got that.
We got to get Strix back.
You should be able to cast a Necromanic on.
I know.
Oh, I see it.
It's coming.
Come on.
You guys have been killing it, but that was his fault.
Because he was.
He's done the click on me, Night 1.
Come on, man.
Come back.
He's not going to.
Why McConnell leave dude he's probably sleepy
My car
I'm be honest. I did deal with him and he hasn't responded so he's for I he probably
Mean the servers been down all day
That's a good thing to get that's a great
24 hour for one the kill box that was real. Yeah. Yeah
All right, this is the last game because a lot of people are leaving or
I'm having fun
Thing was interesting. Oh, what happened? No, I was lying. Okay
I'll try again.
Yeah, I'm having fun right now.
Toxic Townie, though.
I think I have one more before my son goes to bed,
and I have to.
You're on.
Soups to Nicole last game.
We need one.
Is this a good time to take a little break?
Sure, we could take five.
Yeah, we could take some five.
We could take five.
I want to grab some tea, anyways.
We had a fucking Terantino and Gloria's Bastets Nazi
basement scenario.
you still couldn't pull it out of your fucking answers.
That's true.
So, socialite lives whenever-
Bodyguard and a werewolf go to the-
Okay, all right.
Up the fucking gun chain.
To be honest, I thought they were admired
and that's the reason why Penza didn't,
er, why Penza knew why he didn't die and emo didn't die.
So that's what I was like.
Oh, they're married.
I hear a demonic beast.
Ah, it's just you.
think that was just a dog you're just an old man losing all of your losing
mental equity equity yeah what the French said you're just going crazy
cray cray that's you good bones more like
balloon bone get it because you're loony we need I'm telling you we need to
trains later for this again i don't know what you're saying
beach you can present an interesting myth as long as you want
beach mouse beach beach mouse
now you're pretending it mouse beach beach mouse
i don't say it's a little zoom a little bit but that's a code
beach beach mouse i'm with coping okay you're the most hoping
sitting yeah and glorious bastards has to be
Tarantino's best movie, right?
No, it's Jango.
And Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
I think it's Inglourious Bastard.
I'll give you that.
I was thinking Jango, though, maybe.
Jango is like almost as good as Inglourious Bastard.
I don't know.
They're like on the same level.
What part of time in Hollywood is one of his best movies?
I love Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
What part of time was super like?
I haven't seen it.
Still good because it's still Tarantino.
I mean, one of my sense of good.
I like contemporary movie over historical.
but they don't like this one is hateful eight oh hateful eight in the theaters was quite the
experience we don't like his one room shots that's why i don't like uh the other one with the um
i love western though with like the eight seasons yeah the hate oh it's another hateful eight is
not where you're sorry i'm just totally blanking you should hateful eight i remember watching that
theaters and for those this isn't a spoiler but it's an old movie anyway but for those who
haven't seen it halfway through the three and a half hour movie. They just start rolling fucking
chapter cards. Reservoir dogs. Oh, that's a great movie. Both that and hate for later like mostly
one scene, right? If you want to see the best cut of hate for later is the Netflix version,
because even Tarantino said we re cut him better. He put he did like episodic sections.
and it's cut for some reason it works buddy you should see that version
speaking of cinema I recently watched Memento did anyone see that movie Memento?
Memento is pretty good I saw it on Twitter like I was it's a really good movie
truly messed with me I like it I like it a lot actually see you probably like
13 by the end you're like I still don't know what is the truth you know
Just mindfucking Nolan just fuck my mind in mind freaked you he Chris
Angel do you yep momentum but a good movie overall I'm still going through a
better course all right now though so you watch the movie where the guy takes
the pill that makes him know like everything limitless limitless yeah
that that's a good one all right I just watched a baby driver right before
I just watched Baby Driver.
I came up with the idea while I was talking to chat about like, dude, imagine if they
did a literal Baby Driver movie.
I can't see us on the dashboard.
Did you guys hear about that little like four year old girl that sold her mom's car and
drove it to go shopping?
She spent like $400.
Yeah, she spent $400.
Check out with a car.
I don't think target employees are very serious. You gotta be careful because what are they gonna do?
Like
Yeah, then we'll get that and also there's like disease that make people appear that young like
Okay, I think a four-year-old stealing a car and buying stuff your target is less rare than the
She drove it and only hit one fucking mailbox on the way.
That's it.
Oh, nothing. Who cares?
Yeah.
I'm not driving.
I'm not driving.
I was five, like four or five.
Like no, like.
No, you didn't.
I know how to drive.
No, you didn't.
Off in a vehicle.
Who the fuck doesn't know how to operate a car?
Press the gas.
The kid who kept stealing cars
and then he got interviewed on the news
and said he just like
Oh, yeah.
He would rat shit with his friends.
That kid.
Yeah.
That kid was cool.
You think that kid's dead now?
I hope not.
Probably.
That's green.
That's very green.
Well, and then the kid from the wire too,
whose hot wire is in jail.
There you go.
Everybody back.
Someone said you're spreading misinformation, Joji.
It was like a four year old.
I saw it on TikTok.
Oh, why'd you have to say that she's eight?
Oh, she was eight.
OK, well, she still sold her mom's car
and spent $400 at Target and only hit one mailbox.
OK, but tell me it's how you got
Drives bomb started target nearly 30 minutes away. Yeah
That's double the age yeah four to eight that's that's
Her mom probably let her drive before she just you just you don't do that
Right
My I visit my grandpa's like property driving around all the old cars
Chat knew a little more than me. I'm sorry. I only watched a tiktok once and I was like what the fuck
I'm going to go with my favorite Tarantino.
I'm going to go with Quentin.
Yeah.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Thank you.
Why?
Movie.
Quentin Tarantino Movie.
What's your favorite Quentin Tarantino Movie?
Oh, that's a whole different question.
Do you want it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you want a do you want a basic answer or do you want a more obscure answer?
obscure
Great movie great movie because it's the only movie I did the twist has ever actually really taken me by surprise
What's movie I miss what you said I said from dust hold on and it's got the best motherfucker
Did all the make-up shit for the scare?
He's a fuckin' legend, everybody.
He didn't direct all?
He's in it.
She said, what's my favorite fuckin' Tarantino movie?
We have a default name?
I joined late.
You guys started the game?
He helped produce it, too.
He wrote it.
Oh, there you go.
Does Quintarino have any obscure movies?
No, but I think from Dustledon,
it's probably as obscure as you're gonna get.
True romance?
That's not an obscure movie, dog.
That was if you've lived in the 90s you see you watch true man some of it was everywhere
Or rooms, I don't know what that is. So yeah
Because crusade wasn't attacking penta
Fucking cookie monster flatbroom cat
He has a cat and crunch
The guy put my voice as an alert
What what's up
Early shit what numbers on your jersey 69 what the funniest shit the funniest number
What are you um, you know
What I bet it's lj's jes, you know because this guy's a killer, but if you asked me
Quinn turn to you know his best work
I'm gonna go. I'm going with jango
Me too. Oh my god. That's a that is a top
It's in glorious bastards because Tarantino managed to not cast himself saying a slur
He had to do it in Pulp Fiction
Yeah, it's a thing look dusk until dawn. He had that woman
Run in wine
Tarantino's a simple man. He likes feet and he likes saying the floor. Yeah. Oh my goodness
Yeah, he likes he likes the n-word
He loves it. I don't know if he likes the fucking n-word my god. Have you seen Django?
Yeah, but that doesn't he put his heart and soul. He's not saying okay now
What do you mean he let's
That was not that man's first time saying that
Sam, he told Samuel Jackson we're doing a movie what we're gonna say how many times we can say the n-word and a row
I don't think that you think that's what he said. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Improv uses many of them as you can I can't see shit out of this fucking thing
I'm not gonna trap you don't trap without any information
Information they did that's a quentin Tarantino and Joyner. I enjoy her. Oh
Good bodyguard good bodyguard taking out good
First the crusader takes on an issue now this
That's so long
Yeah, it's just a good day. This is a good town working out. Are we supposed to get killed bill?
Huge retro huge monarch. I
Think I think we're not supposed to get that click
People the kids are
Clicked to not queue people
Why am I lot cute everyone knows what's the lock you now your og lock you
All I used to do is get arrested by soups on Tandy
That's pretty much because we played at the same time of the day
I just played during my lunch breaks and he was the only cop on duty arresting me.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't think Dilma Thurman is a huge fan of Quintero, do you know?
So you think she is?
She's not.
I was going to say, I don't think I've heard the opposite.
I can't imagine why.
I put that foot in my mouth.
All right.
And this scene, your sword turns into a giant foot.
You're saying you'd wiggle that big toe I would I think Brick was your best character on it. I don't like Tandy
Tandy was by far my most fleshed out
Of course
Rick was genuinely hard to look at Tandy lost in game wins more than this is not a lockdown lobby
That's not at all. I am Rick Shatowski though. We are
I
TP visited numpad last night I
Protected
Do be on penta
Okay
Okay, that's it. Yeah, I mean I've been trapping in the hood on you and now you're gonna kill me
Always how long is the trap in there?
Last night put her there
It's pretty good life
This guy
Nobody has died to coven or new
There's been a
Walnut mootin
Oh
And you
Why you
That's actually our being sick as fuck. Okay our P number one. Yeah, it's funny. Oh you're anti-RPC
I'd like his RP. You're just putting fingers, bro
You're just hating on me because I got old Cyrus Bronx shoes on you ain't got shit. Don't do this
Don't why are you?
Right now
Do not do this
Apologize
No acknowledge my swag
I'm not listen. I'm not
But I'm not sorry cuz I know that you're bad you'll acknowledge
Yeah, I will
But I'm not saying sorry cuz I know that you're bad. I'm not bad. I'm a good
Don't do this. I'm a good fucking guy, bro
stupley Sarge
Let's get started
Good trap, everyone.
What's your charge up there?
No, he acknowledged my swag.
Because I voted guilty.
Good trap, guys.
Good trap.
He acknowledged my swag, so.
Very interesting, sorry.
No, you like it.
Good guilty trap.
Peach, AKA John Hawthorne's notes.
We know that they died to a crusader who was also
protecting Penta.
And my notes have Walnut Knight one protecting Penta.
So he's got to be said crusader.
Sorry if there's a doomsayer, but I'm on the guillotine here.
So Walnut's clear.
It's kind of guillotine-less gallo.
TrackTP visited Numpad.
The T.P. confirmed that at the start of today.
He said they were protecting Numpad, so.
When I did protect Numpad.
Hold on.
That matches up perfectly with my notes.
That matched up perfectly with my notes.
I get stoned, not really.
That match.
End stream before him.
Why do we have so many abstainers?
What was the bad?
I'm trying to stick around.
I wasn't paying attention.
I locked him on me.
Century.
Oh, yeah, that's really good.
Yeah, really good.
Thank you.
Show food.
It's tea.
I just kind of put this trap on myself.
I'm the only one I fucking trust right now.
Guys, I can't sleep.
You're not sleepy.
He was good.
I couldn't sleep at all, man.
Stu, please give. Oh, he's got chill vibes.
So much.
I didn't have chill vibes last night.
And we kind of did out all the protective people.
So I did not have chill.
OK, that's a stupid.
That's a stupid.
Oh, that's a stupid shot.
No, Danny Trapper, but Moons big.
Who's claiming Trapper and Boxer?
Oh, Boxer. Boxer said Trapper.
OK. He trapped each other.
Can they be trappers?
There can be multiple of every...
This is a lot of killme!
You want my bag, guys?
Yeah, that's a stupid thing.
That's a stupid thing.
What the fuck?
Guys, I'm gonna have to start soul-reading.
You're really leaving me no fucking choice.
And the chips are opening.
Oh, god.
Nick, it sure is my role.
I can only do it if people fucking kill people,
and killing people are the fucking good people.
Well, we gotta kill Moot in here.
Why? You're not talking!
Yeah, because I'm a- well-
You're Amish!
TP roll.
Oh, there's just so many TP roll claims, man. What the fuck is yours?
Oh, God.
I'm a good one. I'm the one who killed.
I can- wait, are you sure?
I killed good.
Wait.
Yes?
My night won. I went to your house, there was no blood.
If you killed, there's one of them blood.
That's because I'm a- amnesiac.
hack it was night two that goon died not night one can anyone count does anyone
will take the goon kill okay no bodyguard about that damn easy I cook the
kill me the bodyguard night two I got it cuz John Hawthorne died night one you
would die though no he wasn't like rampaging or whatever bodyguard trade
But he didn't kill wait
Correct cuz I killed wait he would have killed you at least no, it's another works. Yeah, that is
There's moon in a necro
No, he's literally you can go see it. He was killed by the berserker
Sorry cause of death bodyguard
Oh, you can go and see that
It's any other bodyguard claiming that
no it's me it's me it's me it's me but you'd be dead is what we're saying yeah
you would have died then explain the cause of death mean bodyguard
so the explanation would be that you're a necro I'm not a necromancer that's not
who I'm the bodyguard yeah bodyguards give us their lives no they do not you
You guys are wild.
Yeah, because they do.
No, they don't.
You're just wrong.
I can't tell you the mechanic because I'm not sure, but I didn't die.
I'm also a bit worried about how blindly we're trusting soul reads, but what the fuck else
are we gonna do?
You know me, we can probably talk about some other fucking information that people actually
have.
Everyone's claiming TP!
No one has information!
No one's claiming TI!
Well, I'm telling you, you can see the facts that the bodyguard was the cause.
I'm not dead.
Sir
What
You know, you know, you know, nobody's
You guys are so innocent no, I don't understand how it happened
Nice.
Okay, I'm glad I'm here.
Why the-
Why?
What the fuck kind of claim was that?
I'm a bodyguard.
I'm alive somehow, but-
Can I stop thinking about you destroying my pussy?
I'm having a weirdest dream.
I feel a sense of pain.
Huh?
It's so long.
Can you make my ovaries so fuzzy?
Stop, man.
I don't wanna be-
And warm.
What the fuck is
How the youth guys I knew it I knew those fucks were gone after you like
What'd you say you're perfect to me? How are they alive? I predicted you night one. What are you?
I was looking into who killed, um, Walnut, I sniffed a bit, you know.
How are you looking into it?
Well, Sarge isn't coming.
Before you do what you're doing, what the fuck are you freaking out about?
Wait, so, no, Ed, you went and checked someone last night?
I, uh, sniffed the body of Walnut or something.
Oh, okay.
I checked someone last night.
We see your notes. Can we see your notes? No, you didn't because you didn't visit anyone wait. Hey, hey, hey, no, I'm bad
I want to see your notes. Damn it. What confirmed roles do you have?
That's great yard. No, I'm talking not a graveyard. Mr. Big Bent is talking. What confirmed roles do you have?
None, okay killer
Coven killed you would have a confirmed role GG noob noob down
I'm still wondering what Thrive was freaking out about the no one heard while he was talking.
Shut up. Actually you need to stop and then we'll kill Nemo next.
You actually just killed yourself for no reason. You actually just killed yourself out for no reason as coming.
I was gonna prosecute him because it sounded guaranteed. Why'd you expose yourself?
This is guaranteed.
Oh, yeah, but I don't know. I figured it's better because if we hang them
Fuck are you talking about what?
You don't prosecute when you have the vote, but if you they know and you prosecuted you would have been hung
You want to do it if you know who?
No, I think that I think that was a panic excuse. No, I'll literally prove it. I'll prosecute somebody
Yeah, that's
That's not welcome.
Thrive, what were you freaking out about, man?
Alright, what were you freaking out at the start of this day?
I haven't gotten absolutely fucked by me.
Why are you whispering to me?
Three upon and they lost!
Noobs down!
Noobs smoked!
Oh my god!
It doesn't matter though, but there is an echo raising the vigilante.
That's that's embarrassing I'm dead been drawing too much attention to me
I'm just about ready to pack my bags and leave him for you. Stop moving right here. I don't care. I can't be out back anymore.
Way too much aggro.
Yo someone invaded my dreams.
God the traps haven't gone to anyone?
Okay so that's uh, what was it? Enchanter?
Alright moose is bad.
I don't know if there, that means there would have to be three.
Okay so we get, we get, we get Nemo out here but they have the vote.
No no no.
They have the vote because it's three.
Nemo!
Prosecute moose.
Yeah I'll prosecute somebody randomly.
Okay, yeah
Prosecute Sarge
No, no, no right here Sarge, what are you?
Okay
Nemo's actually the key to this game and it sucks cuz he's so bad
Me and Sheriff or not Sheriff investigator
I'm a cleric
Sarge we have to kill it's not Sarge, I'm sorry Nima we have to get loose lock here
Everyone's to claim their role right there not one of those dumb asses said Monarch because no the okay
So you have to kill Sarge and then we hang no, I'm actually the tracker wait
But what about Boxer cuz that would have been the third track clear all game
Yeah boxer to pretty much okay kill boxer doesn't matter kill any of these other boxer you have a you have a very high chance
Because you're also not a ti you don't have a sheriff in backtrack to sit here
So you're
and he's instantly like oh
Enchanter oh yeah charge. I think that's crazy
Good boxer out good boxer out because
Sgt. No good. You're also cute if you don't miss out voting you
What the fuck is this?
Boxers bad you are getting
There's literally no one none of y'all claim monarch, I'm the only one saying I'm a mom
But I also think you miss
Sheriff I mean Ti what the fuck was that?
Oh no, I'm tired
I'm saying
Flip-flop like four times during one fucking day that okay, prostitute. Sorry. That was crazy
What would you defend last night? Well, okay, so how does this work if I protect thrive, but he get killed by the crusader
He should he'd still die since the crusader crusader though, right?
Because he attacked someone he came to me the crusader protected me as well
But I predicted
Could have just been
Prosecutes do you have their Nemo? I have one
Can you do that this night vote in oh here? No, you can't do this tonight. Let's get Joe. Yeah, let's get Joe G up
I think oh
God, this is this is tough because like I think we're just kind of fucked regardless because you're gonna get attacked enough
This is the only one control and it's not just moves
I just don't like when when only one person is doing the conversation
I literally just showed you and I look I've said since the fucking beginning if it's oh my god
I have said this since the very beginning
Interesting too that sarge is voting up before
I'm just gonna say right now
The very beginning that I've been having problems trying to find blood because nobody's been killed by the coven
And all the rest of the roles are fucking security role or secretive roles
Whatever the apocalypse so I can't see them kill shit
like I literally am fucking stuck shit out of luck well we
we do you me and you sergeant Sarge
but I don't know what we got to just keep you going guilty and all here
guilty it's TP and Joji one of them is a dream weaver I don't know what the
other yeah fuck it I think this is damn it I'm not even I claim no info is
kind of insane this late did happen to me so that's why you almost got me
He's bad. No, I think that she's there
Hey, we got
All right. Moose good. I think this is bad for sure
Yeah, but we'll just vote out the last one
I do be cute on occasion
It was triple APOC triple APOC and they lost berserker with soul collector in an L
Hell Holy!
This song reminds me of us.
I can't tell you what it really is.
I can only tell you what it feels like.
I can't steal knife or wimp pipe.
I can't breathe it so far.
Well, I can't.
It's Eminem.
You just don't get it.
Alright, Nemo.
TP identified you as the weak link who he can sway.
But he visited Moose last night.
Moose was good!
Oh my God!
I thought Moose was bad.
For sure, I thought he was bad.
He knows he's not changing my mind,
so he's gonna try to change yours.
Oh God Nemo's I can know what to do now
What?
No, Nemo we got we gotta go after Sarge. Yeah, I protected you off nicely. We can prosecute him just prosecute him
I want you to hold me fuck. Why is this up to me, dude? Oh my god, Nemo?
I've been providing clear info
info. It's hard to be clear to me night two when he said yes I did visit numpad he said
that way. She's saying so as might as well night through his T words. Yeah you're a wild
man. We're going to play. We're playing info all game. Wildly that's exact same as a tracker.
So here's the thing right. I think I'm going to prosecute TP. And if I got played
I got played man, but no, why would you prosecute me you prosecute Sarge?
Yeah, but it's more cool this way
Yeah, I don't know like it's a 50-50, you know, I think I gotta just take my shot if you unsarge
We only preponderance of evidence I guess
There's only one person here that's beyond a reasonable doubt
Oh, there's only two me and you Nemo see stars is even stars doesn't even believe he's good
and I'm very calm. He's the one freaking out.
So I just need to send if I got played I got played but my brain's not big enough to understand
all these intricacies yet. So I'm kind of just going to chop someone's head off and hope it's right.
We overcame a 3v3
Every single neutral every single time
TP claim and a TI claim both providing no useful info that late was kind of
Yeah, you can say you you can say whatever hold on hold on I need another excerpt out of the moon moon
secret diaries. Goon. Get the health control taken out and all have you
bent over and knocked up. Day one. Good. Day one. Are you brawling?
Good. Man, imagine if it was day one, it was back when the problem happened. Day one
I would say for one more game, but I think your husband brought you crumble cookies. We know you feel
I just ate those already, okay
I get it, my game I'm not successful when I shut up the whole time you guys don't notice
I'm going to stop talking
I got a lot of last game
When I watch something
I seriously RNG'd
I just randomly clicked, I clicked goon and then I clicked
Frickin' numpad
One right after the other every night
Fuck you, DD
Fuck you
What do you mean?
I mean it was an interesting strategy to rep protective as a
Obviously you would try to rep track or usually but I was kind of turned on the
story and then I thought about it more and I was like that doesn't track no
because mine I did would have done the more obvious because I was clay LG boys
where the fuck is the server I don't know why is the server up no I would
have played I would have said hey Sarge of the tracker look he tracked to
numpad and he didn't die. So he was a terrorist attack in purple.
Yeah, Snow told me that Fingal Dan viewers are d-dossing the servers.
People are d-dossing purple? Fingal Dan viewers are, yeah.
Fingal Dan viewers are finished. I do it. I do it.
Five of them got banned.
Walnut's doing it right now.
I should say again.
What the hell?
I don't fuck with Snow, he knows that.
I'm gonna talk about it a lot.
You talk to Snow about how you don't fuck with him?
I deal with that like, twice a day.
You know at least he knows where you stand.
You don't fuck with him or like, as in like you don't like, you don't mess with him or you don't like.
They're not on fucking terms.
I fucking hate that guy.
I will hate f**k him.
You will hate?
I banned him on Walnut RP, yeah.
There's a Walnut RP? Jailer?
Actually, my custom loading screen on purple is Walnut RP.
That's what he put in for me.
That's nice. I'm excited about you, point out.
It's gonna be great, dude.
I'll probably do it in true or die again.
Alright.
Do not go to Pentatnite.
Mine is just a picture of a gun and it says don't f**k up towing.
You're saying always be protecting
We reveal these wildling an illusionist
that's in potion master it's pretty bad
man I mean this is a this is OP if you
get good players but I have fucking
Nemo and thrive I'm gonna 100% throw
one of them under the bus this game
okay all right no check is kill me mo i'll wait
huh and coven all right peach and uh nerd andy are enemies so
Why did you visit our glass nuts?
What happened between Nerody and Peach?
I have Peach.
Damn Hulls do not like each other.
No, I didn't even notice they were in my house.
I got Peach and Walnut.
One of them is bad.
Wait, is that two Shrouds?
Oh, I just bought a TI.
Oh, this is gonna be a fast game.
Two Shrouds.
Two Shrouds.
Oh, this is gonna be a fast game, man.
Two shrouds, two shrouds!
Alright.
I hate shrouds.
They're showing it out there.
Bitch, she's looking motherfucker.
Alright, so Nerdy, Andy, what's your role?
Did I just hear three serial names, by the way?
Kay, Peach.
Pee-pee.
Mmm, that didn't sound confident.
But uh, someone said that they tried, so what'd you do last night?
Are you asking me?
Yeah.
I protected goon
From what from baddies baddies
That makes sense actually well someone claimed that you
Someone claimed that you fucking went somewhere
I
Someone as soon as I said nerd Andy or peach someone was like that's funny. Who the fuck said that shit
Yeah, someone said peach near anywhere enemies no one said that she went anywhere now someone said peach visited TP I
Heard that shit and I mean now I'm being ass lit
Speak up speak up
So what did nerd Andy do last night?
I say that we vote out peach because someone else is saying I know but nerd Andy is a little
If peach is bad my notes say that her and moose are friends
Yeah, but three seer claims. I think you're bad. Actually, I'm I'm going to say pretty pretty please don't kill me
I am a town protect. This is very important
Okay
We can go to whoever said that we can get them up or we can get nerdy and prove I'll be honest
investigative claims that I'm good. I'll be honest
Your death is just gonna confirm a lot of good or bad people regardless
including you know what oh my god and it went that's crazy all right Ash is
jester what a hundred percent that is a jester boy I got a question like this
today well now I'm gonna fucking ERP at night at all of you oh yeah that's right
I'm here peeing in your ears.
Pay attention to the notes, Ash said that me and teacher friends, by the way.
Yeah, he also voted innocent and he's a jester, because I'm pretty sure he, I think that, I think, I actually think that he scrolls them.
That's a scroll accusation.
I got him.
I'm sure he'll miss all of that.
Fuck that.
Yeah, huge sorry.
I, this motherfucker scrolls jester, I know he does.
There it is.
I know he does.
I don't I've never gotten jestered any of her lobbies he gets it at least once I
think he scrolls it once and then he doesn't do it again I swear I got it
earlier
no you can turn that off you can oh my god he's been scrolling it man I know he
has I knew it I fucking knew he has insane that's insane you're a piece of
shit this whole fucking time dude all right fine I'll change it to jailer no
turn it off
look at it wait we would be what an asshole he should he should he should
give him a I'm scrolling from now on yeah I'm gonna no no no no no they got
a bandit roll all right fine let me fuck it consider it fuck all right can we
talk about it after yeah can I shoot moose here why why he was but oh wait
Ash was lying. Yeah, how about you just walk in. It's my last game. Okay. Well, you know what? No, you're not gonna do it like that.
Apologize. Yeah, watch your fuckin' time.
You're still tired of your stupid. Oh, what are you doing? He's got a gun.
That's crazy. Come on, just shot Ash, you dipshit. What are you doing?
Yes, it's 8. You're still in your last game.
No. Okay. What am I gonna do? You didn't apologize.
So fuckin' dumb.
Fucking dumb. Why was he dressed as a pirate if he wasn't the pirate? That's weird. It'd be a run-fair thing
What do you want me to do I mean look man look at the fucking discord people aren't coming out for town like they used to
Hey, I showed up man. Don't worry. Yeah, well, that's here. I mean, that's good. That's a start
It's my time. I'd like to say a few words for my dad
This just reminded me of morning Kyle lobbies.
OK, that was way too.
That was not not warranted.
Cool. All right.
But I'm not I'm not I'm not disagreeing with them.
What if you say the winner gets fifty dollars?
Well, then people will start fucking crying when they lose.
That's good. I like that.
I like that every time I do some shit like that, people fucking freak out
like they're got like I'm giving away a new heart in their fucking John Q.
son and then people fucking lose their shit and start crying and sometimes it ruins it, okay?
See Monopoly? I love crying. See every single fucking Mr. Big Penta challenge.
Why do I smell burnt toast?
Is he pleasant? Uh-oh.
All right, one neutral, two coven. Yeah, who's evil and who are we killing? Like what's the
the deal guys I'm kind of soul-reading numpad a little bit right now but also
but also no numpad has been bad every fuck up okay killer fucking killer yeah
come on language seriously no one like that
Puritan Towns
Crusader killed any no there's been no crusader kills
I think nothing is innocent, but I think
To play did you in the Frenchie? All right, did you ever protect me? No, all right, if you were good you would have
I don't know
I'm not role-playing you wrote notes about role play that's just that's death worthy
Yeah, we got a text role player in here.
I love text role player. What are you talking about?
Oh, what are you doing?
Let's just go hop on to space station 13.
Who dies like that?
No, she shows up here saying this all the time.
Oh, soul razors are off sometimes. Sometimes soul razors are off.
But I am glad Numpad's dead.
Why don't you call me Goongoo?
Hey everyone.
Good night.
put them over and breathe me like trying to slate what I could see stoopley being a vet I don't know why
the sellout part yeah huge information nemo and goon are enemies oh no nemo
yep I did that top and then I did the bottom of the list I have info I sandwiched to the TOS game
Yeah, what info you got on me, bitch?
I'm about to post it, but I can't fucking try me.
I'll kill you.
He's gonna kill you, dude.
All right, it's NerdAndy.
Kill NerdAndy.
No, no, no.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Somebody else, uh, thought it was good, though, peaching NerdAndy our enemies.
Who posted that again?
I never said it
I said one of them are bad
someone else posted that
but at least one is bad. Why don't we either kill Nemo or Goon?
Why Nemo? Why me?
Cause you guys are enemies
I trust Nemo but fuck Nemo
Well Nemo showed us that! Well now we gotta hear Goon
What's well peach is evil so well ball not is fine according to
No, that that means at least one of them. Yeah
Yeah, that's about your nose. Was he my nose? Yeah.
Killgun. My name's walnut not ball not.
Fucked up. Stoopley. You're not gonna like what you hear if you kill me.
You're not gonna like my last words. Oh no.
Well, now I just want to hear it.
Yeah, I swear to God, if your last will is just slurs, I'm going to be pissed.
We just waiting to see. Oh God.
OK. This is a mistake.
I trust I trust Nemo with his notes.
And I think Nurt Andy voted pretty quick right there.
I think Nurt Andy might be a huge piece of shit.
What? Yeah.
I don't do it.
And don't do it.
Oh, dude, don't do it.
Hey, that's my defense.
He makes a really good point though. We shouldn't do it.
I didn't like it. Would you rather kill nerd Andy here?
I'd rather kill nerd Andy. I think that Andy is in his mind.
Larry. I mean, I got it. I think guilty. I gotta go with my information.
I think the only two town left are me and Nemo.
No, dude. This is bad though. We're fucked.
Just try to make a wimp alike when I stuff you with my dick again.
Oh man if this is bad we're fucked. It's you and me man.
Dick stuffed?
Oh what the fuck? So it's not you. So it's just me then.
I guess we lost.
You're a piece of shit too. What the fuck?
Hey what the fuck man? We're all together Walnut.
What are you talking about?
There's only what there's nine town right?
No we actually are in this together.
Good night.
So I guess we're trying to shield.
I'm gonna shield Dimo because Walnut trusts Nimo.
huge read okay yo good morning yeah fucking yeah fucking murder yeah why yeah
yeah I've been protecting you this whole fucking we don't trust your ass liar
you're lying ass we don't trust your ass is it cuz it's too big we don't trust
your big ass not too big enough well I need a bigger booty is I don't want you
to be able to sit down comfortably. I want it to look like a love sack is hanging off
the back. Oh, God, this is high school all over again. Welcome to it. You never really
learned, Andy. What? Something our child would say. Penta, what's your role? I'm the seer.
No, you're not. What's your actual role? Seer. No, you're not. What's your actual
role? Buddy, I'm the fucking seer. There's nine town, eight are dead. I know for effect
that I'm town. Oh, you got the fake town role. So what's your oh, okay, your face down.
So what's your role? I'm the fucking seer. Well, I just want to know who I'm going to
help win right now. Who do you think you help? Who am I? Who am I going to help win? Okay,
the only question I know is guilty is nerd Andy. Here's the thing is well, not if
you're innocent, check in my notes, nerd Andy and you one bad nerd Andy and Penta
Your notes are bullshit. Nerd Andy, throw someone under the bus right now. Who's the other coven member?
Nemo.
What?
All right, you're dead.
I don't believe you still.
Thanks, Nemo.
I don't believe a word of any of your lying mouths. All of your mouths are lying mouths.
What if you're fucking lying here, dude? I would never lie. I'm a good fucking guy. I'm a man of god.
I'm also, I'm a good girl.
You're clearly a witch. You're dressed as a witch.
My booty, my booty. Listen, I'm cosplaying, okay?
No.
I like I like the hat and I like the cane and I've always been protecting she likes cocaine
What she said that she loves cane. I love the cane. Oh my god. She's saying it again
Dr. House. Hey, there's Andy. Why'd you try to?
Feel me last night. Oh
My god, all right, who's coven and who's neutral she's coven I
I mean it's too late now we're gonna
she's coming in
yeah but which one are you
I swear to god I'm the captain
no I'm proud bitch
you're literally not
I'm telling you you got fake town rule
oh my god
that's funny
yes it is
I have 500 fucking hours in this game
congratulations on your coven win guys
you are coven
no I'm not
you need to just accept that you're coven
I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid
have you ever seen vanilla sky?
no
You wouldn't understand them always click Penta night one acp, no
ACP no ACP no in before last minute vet
That'd be crazy
But it's possible that'd be insane
insanely possible
No cat night one click on Penta. I don't like that. Did you miss me attacking or dandy in her still live?
Huh?
That's how I died she killed me before I attacked her
Yeah, you almost do the game because of that because you try to
Because we knew he was a shroud
Okay, I was
I don't understand, we're talking about CG.
Yeah, I was, I was understating what you were talking about either in part or in dead chat thrive.
I thought they had under control.
Coven gave me one.
Oh, because if Walnut decided to outstain, um, she could have just like attacked Penta,
and then he had a like 550 to bubble.
And if she failed, then...
I was so certain that Coven was, uh...
What the fuck is...
...draven the waiting room.
Oh yeah, do you think I, do you think I attacked Nemo?
Oh, you...
Also Nemo's note said that a gesture was identified as bad which is a
possible I'm pretty sure yeah I'm pretty sure you can't see her
Hey, uh, Jester.
Oh my gosh, it's been so long since I've seen you.
What the hell?
Hello.
Oh, yeah, where has he been?
Hey.
What's up?
It's only going to be my last game.
No, it's not. No, it's not.
Peach, it's literally 10 p.m.
No, it's not.
You're hard to believe you all the time.
It's 5 a.m.
OK, in the real time, wait.
Her husband just arrived over here.
What up?
See?
What?
He's on my couch, telling me everyone's role.
All right, Peach.
Peach, I'm jobless.
I'm having a meadow.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch what?
Watch this.
Watch this.
Is this open your stream?
No, watch this.
Watch this.
Here.
You mean listen?
Yeah.
Watch this.
Are you watching?
There.
Shut the fuck up.
How many did you give?
Five.
But Twitch gave one.
Yeah, I was about to say just everyone here.
I just want to make it clear.
Does everyone chat here know that that ends tonight?
So they better get on.
That ends in two hours.
Get on it, Chad.
Two AM CST is over. I'm screaming
You're in a coma this is not happening you're in the hospital
Mr. Bigpens is sub-a-thon enough
Everyone just shut it
Subs all of his kids sure super annoying. I'm gonna leave
I don't think your stream is on though. It is I have it on
I'm seeing it is on speech
It's on you gotta scroll really far down if you have a gene G if you have it listed by viewers
You got to scroll down pretty low these days
Yeah, I'm with you now I'm with you there
Yeah, I have five gift and some of this one.
Just a fucking return.
I'm just a Chase Bank fucking money glitch.
You guys are. Yeah.
Oh, Penta, thank you for the five gift.
It's a real on that.
Real to get to the hundred subs.
Oh, what?
Oh, what you roll?
What did you roll?
Well, not what is multiple.
I got three extra.
Oh, damn.
All right.
I've been seeing someone yesterday.
They got 25 on their five
Okay liquid
Someone deserves money for playing hold on hold on hold on. Are we letting
Play he turned the Tom off. I don't know
Fucking cheating piece of shit actually
He's been fucking scrolling gesture for we don't know how long
I haven't been scrolling but when I first started playing with you guys that would scroll, but then I was like
Well what's happened to the
kill me
alright who do i jail tonight
dumbpads said i'm in a beat up sedam with a guy in a black jacket and a page
i told my i was watching mason then me
i was thinking of saying that this is subcarb
i'm one of muppies
10 gifted subs
fun sticks
empower game the fucking world out of you
i'm not scrolling coming
wanny thank you for the 10 gifted subs
patrick the samurai 10 gifted subs
sticks with five guys get those gifted subs in there's only what for one more
hours left of this you gotta do it you gotta do it that's only the same as it
ever was no fucking way no not Giles Corey oh I thought that was a pentas
character I was like no for Giles Corey they were my they were my favorite
Crap, I'm right there.
Keep on there.
Bitch.
Fizzer.
Bullshit.
Any info?
Did you know?
Hey, you're dead.
You're dead.
Dead boy, dead boy, dead boy.
Any info, havers?
No.
I have the information that you just crashed in the game.
What I saw was that it was for me.
Please don't kill me.
Why are we just giving information out completely on the sky?
No.
Okay.
No.
Yeah.
No.
You know what I mean, very kind of you, yeah, kill the Frenchies.
Hey!
Kill the Frenchies.
You just can't trust him.
You know what I say, if I could cast meteors I would do the same thing.
You just can't trust him.
He said please don't kill me.
I was trying to give out useless info or send them info but someone asked for info.
What does that supposed to mean, Nemo?
Nemo what the fuck?
Why do you open your mouth in this game?
I don't know, but I'm crying, okay?
What do you mean you're trying to give out useless info?
What did that mean?
Hey, the French person was evil.
Oh my god.
I posted my notes.
I posted my notes.
You can feature on dial up right now.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
And then they said it was useless.
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Well, I'm just-
Why do you be visiting me party?
I hear some for the cats.
Yes, please don't even mention it.
Yes, they read each other.
I hear Gordon rapist cats.
I do.
Would I know if I was in a party word?
Would I know?
I love the idea of well,
Peach is streaming.
There's just two cats in the background
aggressively pitting each other down
and just going to fucking down.
Yeah, very often,
have to get up to get the rapist one. My love, please stop him raping. No, don't let him do
it. Just get him off. That's a new sentence. Uh, phrasing. It's the cats. Yeah, what do
you mean? That one clearly is not consenting. We're trying to stop it. Reading Walnut's
name. He's really excited right now with all this talk. Those meows could mean my
My ovaries are all warm and fuzzy in cat talk.
Good.
Our cat, Necromomushi, is probably like, I can have you bent over and grab me.
Wait, does fushy mean they're furry?
Were they in fush suits doing this?
Mr. Moon, it's a little bit of a winge.
It's a little bit.
It's a fright.
I understand.
I'm the first one up there.
But where it's in them tonight?
Come on.
Why?
Prime has life.
We don't got nothing.
I want to go to bed.
I'm tired
I was up on I listen to beaches can't not extend in here another shitty thrive story
Yeah, you know I'm
What the hell well, that's not what I was mad about sleep it sleep it sleep
You know, I'm not even mad at that
Wait hold on a minute
Okay, maybe
one
What? I protected myself last night. What are you claiming this? TP? Yes, are you? Alright, so I should visit you and then we'll have to. Yeah, Moose, where were you? Where were you? My house, I sat there and protected myself. Yeah, whatever.
by the werewolf to das
You do understand I guess that's accurate you don't understand that I you don't click a werewolf and die at their house, right?
It's more like yeah, yeah
It's kind of weird minutes, you know a lot about werewolf. I
Have a wolf boy tag on my stream now after a story I told so
Hurry no my ear pierced in high school and my friend called me wolf boy
What is what is your piercing? I got a date piercing. Yeah, Dave piercing. What's a date?
We don't know that it's a little flat. It's a little fleshy bit in the middle of your ear
I don't know what that is David. I was having very bad migraines. And I was like, I don't care if this shit's real or not
I'll try it did it help. I think so, but then I ripped it out on accident
I permanently have a hole just like a rip like a ravine
Just over time just like I guess earphone usage or something
You're just and then just one day just came out. I'm just just like the former president
I don't know why I'm being voted for getting clipped. I don't know why I'm being voted for being clicked by
I just gave her a golden and protected myself just like every night to everyone clicks me
How is this my fault? I protected myself night to
Why can I not get a game where I don't get
I think we get up here
Hey, what why me I?
Think you tried to kill me hold on hold on this is on childhood one night at time
I do have if I know it's ill
I'm gonna tell you guys right now moose is the werewolf
But we don't have to kill him tonight because tomorrow is night three so
That's true. I am not the werewolf. I know you're the werewolf because you said in your argument
You always think people click you tonight, too
That's why you're like I'm just gonna rampage. I didn't even know that they hold rampage at your home. Oh, I don't believe that
Literally I wanted to be a town werewolf and and then fucking ass click beyond
The last minute Alex went to her if you want peach the furry is dead
I fucking hate ash
Listen up we have a conjurer illusionists on the list right now. Why do you think illusionists?
Because I'm corner and it what?
You're you're a wildling. My we're just
We're oh no
Shit that's actually crazy
Yeah, are we mr. Ball Knight are we gonna ignore the fact that above your doors is your purpose?
What do you what does that mean mr. Ball Knight?
Why would we say it away from the fact that that Andy said that
yeah, it's
Penta I with oh, but there's an illusionist in the game
Why are you certain of that because I'm a corner and it shows the roles they killed or?
Nurgandy was an admirer and she proposed to you. No, no, no. No, no
She she wasn't admirer, but her fucking notes got changed
No, but
Yeah, that could have happened didn't happen the chances of the happening is so low
There's no other
Extremely defensive as soon as like as soon as Penta through the illusionist
I need you to take a second hold on peach
I need you to take a second and I need to remember every single time that you thought you were doing something in this game
And I stepped in but it was like peach stop you're out of your element
And then I was right and bring me down now
But I am going to double fucking down on this and you're gonna be killed no peaches lead in the
Yeah, you can't you can't get me down like that. You can't that's mean
Are you talking about man?
Everyone knows it look. They're getting these beautiful little notes
That fucking train work could you I'm literally fucking clearing you in my notes, too
No, there's no way. What are you talking about?
Well, you're mean to me. I mean do you you are mean to me because you said that
Imagine all the times
Please don't let her please don't let her
You've been peach okay have fun with a peach in a you controlling the conversation
I need a game to sit back and laugh have fun with an
had that there is a fucking illusionist. Yeah, you don't fucking know. Yeah, those are really
really written out. Come on. She even out whom she did the don't, don't, don't sad days.
We did this speech. She's getting better. Peach reads a sentence that says I'm a wild
and chat's like holy shit and chat's like holy fuck what the hell she's so
good holy fuck this has the same energy as when I said the average Mexican
restaurant is mediocre that's kind of where the bar is I just want to say
All my believers
Huge I thought your personal situation was good. I didn't have a choice. I got clicked by an admirer
Well, yeah, I thought I did you and between I thought Medusa could and someone else to do that
I was doing you and trap and I was like if I get this fucking boys wrong. This is gonna go so bad. I
I think Thrive fucked it. Yeah, Thrive fucked it because he didn't yeah
But so but don't don't they both need to click
Sorry on Xero you gotta be banned for I think I'm gonna give you a
I don't even know who you are
I know
Let me fuck up
Guys we get TP up here
Wait why?
Sarge said that TP can't kill him
Let me talk
Wait who? What?
So if Friar was bad right Conjura
He visits TP
Yeah let me fuck up man
So we get TP up because he's falling neutral
for the mutual no but i night two i protected nemo no sorry i protected nemo you just won
a huge thank you goon what's your limit i am a train tp if you're gonna protect yourself
night to how you know what I mean for oh god are you peach what did I do Nemo
oh I mean I watch you for visitors oh okay and Sarge did visit you last night
and then now he's dead oh but I don't know that means anything I'm not
Well, it's why is it me though?
I'm pretty sure you know
Nemo
Wait, why do you know I didn't because it protected my tail maybe they'll just
Maybe maybe it's travel with the fly
Maybe you know people just kill everyone on accident. No TP has to be bad. Yeah TP Bads
This could still work here
We visited who?
You will just confidently kill each other or kill town until they fuck up too many times and then town turns on them
Fried fried ones a sergeant last night. I'm the chocolate and so see people visit in my
He didn't die. He's still alive. Why do you say that night to them date three?
Huh? He did.
Why do you think I think we should have just talked about Leon?
No, it's not.
I'm not guilty.
Berserkers died one of the easier ones.
Because side visits at TP, TP didn't die when your friend was still in.
Yeah.
That's enough.
TP tried to kill me like night two and Sarge protected me.
Then someone else was more suspicious.
I'm here in Sarge!
Screw beyond that on the same team as Numpad!
Oh, shit!
Ooh!
Double a pocket of moss again.
This is what I'm talking about.
Oh, that's probably gonna be a...
Oh, this is going great.
You're all welcome.
Great work on me to look out.
Now, who's the last coven?
Yeah, Thrive and Trap.
Fuck me. We could have won this
if they would have killed their daddy like I told them to.
They too.
That too.
Well, and Warren, everybody.
That's interesting.
Nothing's happening.
Listen, I bet you I'm pulling out a gun.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm sick of this dirty yapping.
I'm going to start with Neema. I'm going clockwise. Neema, what the hell are you?
I'm a lookout.
Shut up. Hey, you, what are you?
Uh, shut up.
Shut, what you say? What?
Shut up.
Shut down? Shut the fuck up.
Trapper.
Get out of here.
Shut up.
Monarch.
You a Monarch?
Yep.
Ballnut, what the fuck are you?
Legally, I'm a crusader.
Technically, I'm a perv.
Trev, what the fuck are you?
Bodyguard.
Fuck you
I went to I visited I crusader guarded trap every single night except for one
We would have won that but drive was unlocked
Really tried to win that fucking game
I think each little dumb dumb girl. That's what that was you are wrong. You are confidently wrong a lot in this game
I never
Anything any round then you got short
Okay, am I banned do I need to hop out of here see if we can replace probably not because I'm gone
Rives done get right out. He's fucking lost that game for me is not like them
Yeah, of course I gun try if you don't want I don't drive to kill dirty Andy fucking
Travis so stone gazer so blocker notes out these motherfuckers
Just not locked in there's not locked in
Right killed try it clicks me then he gave himself up and sorry I don't have a lock on my door
He's like oh, I can back what Sarge is saying you see the Sarge
Send him back
That was unlucky for you Penta because she could have just gotten stone gaze you have the perfect role like makeup for the
Shut the fuck up peach. Don't talk to me like you know what the fuck you're talking about with this shit
You don't you don't know just one town the game you are more in this game than you're right
No, that's not it's not
Even had that many L's in this game time. I've gotten
W W W W
I'm looking at your eye delusion
I'm just like I did in that millionaire game
Holy the delusion, okay
No, I'm whooping your ass
I'm smoking you, OG
I mean it's hard to fucking talk sense into someone with a mental disability
I guess you just gotta love living their own world
That's not fair to me
I just can't reason with you, so I don't know
That's a little toxic
You're a player playing Tons of Town
Yeah. Wait, this is kind of like RP town, RP town was kind of good. Oh, you did scrolling
gesture. This has never been an RP town. Well, that's trying very well. One of our fees around
here. I get voted off every time I RP and I also just get clicked. So fucking nose.
What's this? You move some minutes. Oh, soups want to come back. He took a breather now
Now that Thrive is gone he's all in.
Right, Soops is back.
Oh don't worry, Witching Soops is in my face, Soops.
Soops, thank god Thrive is not locked in.
He killed me the day long.
It's Peach in a U of control to fucking lobby.
I'm taking a game break.
What are you talking about? You gotta play.
No, that was rude, that was mean.
Alright I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So so what so making fun of your autism is off the table? No, but
Yeah
There's
Part of it didn't do like so I know the line
I don't know you just I wasn't actually bad at the game
But you said that it might take me a little longer to understand things and what's your thing that you focus on?
Yeah, but convincing people they're bad at this game is the game.
Mm hmm. True. Yeah.
But you have to say that it's difficult for me to understand stuff because I
have an I don't know the way that you said it.
It was just mean.
All right, I'm sorry that I said that to you.
Yeah, you basically called a retard.
That's fucked up.
Oh fuck.
What the fuck?
All the way to the past.
All the way to the past.
I'm gonna be sorry.
I'm gonna pay the past.
No.
Okay.
I would rather be called retarded like in a funny way.
What do you like this, man?
This is going to be a past.
Because like
Yeah, we have that we have we're the people who can give out the past
Sharpened for me
I'm sorry
Overdue my address so I can get an edible fruit basket. That is a ridiculous that
Okay, now I'm not fucking sorry. You're fucking basket baiting wait. Are you sending us edibles now? I'm no no
No, bro, no, no.
Absolutely not.
You're going to ask me.
Enable arrangement.
I have an arrangement however you want.
You don't think Enable is going to be silly.
I have a question about the pass.
My friend.
Yeah, so I did.
You can treat them for other passes, yes.
Right, but I did.
So you got to be diagnosed by a doctor, right?
Is that the?
I don't think P2 is ever going to be diagnosed.
I did I did I lied so that I could get a prescription for Adderall in the past
That's ADHD. I don't think I don't think he's diagnosed
From a doctor
You think I got diagnosed on a drug dealer? I thought I thought you got diagnosed by a Disney security guard
Hold on a second
Doctors just glorified drug dealers and that being said I might have gone a little bit more extreme when they were testing me because she's like
Oh, you've got ADHD and you're on the spectrum
Well, if you lied on your exam
But the doctor told me I did
On the stuff I
Think I think they I think they account for liars
Okay, I mean it's fine mental health not a science anyway
Brave
Names
Something doesn't mean that you should use the derogatory word to like cause harm
It's like if you have like the n-word pass then you can like
He didn't call you, or you just said it.
I know, but like, you can say, like...
The In-Lob pass isn't real, by the way.
That's, that's, hold on a second.
She's standing on a soapbox, you have to say,
and you can call me retarded if you send me a fruit basket.
Yeah, that's true.
That's wild.
Okay, well, does anyone want to send me a fruit basket?
No, not at all.
I like money to send you.
I like strawberries, especially.
Yeah, but who's the jailer?
The soups you missed it we figure out Ash has been scrolling for
He's been towing
I knew he's been scrolling
Breaking their rules
God
That's a good time to get
It's up. He's all fucking reaction Sarge is dead
That's actually
Wait, I can't find it
What's fucking harder?
He was stoned when he died you feel thanks for the 25 give was the edibles
the time is kind of borked from the promotion by doing the math I got
good luck
no thanks Rufio
TI claim just let me know
okay I've not been playing for a while why am I looking for announcements in
Oh god, here we go.
This is a classic A.U. move.
A.U. classic A.U.
What's going on?
What's going on at the top?
Christ, what?
Christ, what?
This lobby has not been locked in all the time.
Yeah, what are you?
You a little bit.
What the hell has this guy been doing?
You know what I think, guys?
I think we should listen to Peach.
Because she's shown a lot of improvement with this game.
And you know, she's got a good feel for it.
Let's listen to Peach's first game.
I have no...
What?
Don't infant...
No, don't infantilize me.
Oh, no!
What does that word mean?
Inventilize?
I've never heard that word.
It's like when you treat someone like a child, basically.
She's flexing.
What kind of person do you have to be to have that in your vocabulary?
What the fuck?
I went to class.
I went to class.
English class.
What fucking English class was...
What is that okay? I have no I have no information. I'm trying to figure out
Who the jay is a super common word is take never I've never heard that word in my life immediately voted against you soups
No, I don't I have never heard that word
Let's serve us it
That works too, but then he's
No one uses it but it's common in like books.
I don't need an extra.
Yeah I've heard of him since.
So you're just gonna give him the desk.
I got to see.
I guess we're gonna give the people gesture wins.
Isn't that what we always do?
We always vote.
He's not scrolling.
Oh, it's an internet word.
There's no way I would do that.
I hate that character model.
Yeah, no rhyme.
By the way, I don't even know what you're talking about.
One I hate that character
By the way, I don't even think you can change
You leave the lobby, so I don't have I don't have anything good I can use the fence on corner
So I can't even sniff Sarge. So he always claims corner when he's bad
Therapy word. Oh, they're dandy always
That makes sense.
I know.
Not always.
Always.
You always make sure I don't see her when I'm bad.
He's got to go.
He has got to go.
It's ash.
Look, I wouldn't scroll.
Nobody used that phrase in real life.
Is this what it's come to?
We just get him out of the game.
I'm really like patronize.
I bet he guessed her.
It's probably what I would have said there.
I
Thought she was saying infertilize me first I've heard people say I've never heard that word used in my life
Yeah, that's what you're doing to me
New word
And I'm gonna be outside. I don't think I'm ever gonna use that word ever
Doesn't seem like a word. I would need to know
useless word, yeah
Whatever happened to my word of the day calendar
Fucking lost it. I
Just want to apologize to the coven this game about how she's getting on your team. That wasn't fair, man
I got some info
Oh, should I release it?
Well, yeah. One second. Your info is always top tier. Let's hear it. There you go.
He's just whispering Nemo. Oh, what the hell? Oh, Peach asked why I visited her. Okay. Well,
don't you should. She should just out that kind of stuff, man. Peach, what's that you?
Well, I want to know why he visited me. Well, now you know. How'd you know he visited
You sniffing him
How did you know he visited you you freaked out as soon as he offered information no
I just wanted to know if he had visited me. Yeah, no, he said
I think Pete just got caught yeah
I've information shot
She was visited yeah, but by him
Teacher enemies and guess who hasn't said a word numpad who's always evil numpad. It's numpad. No
I'm not freaking out. I'm trying to calculate what to say without
How would you how could you possibly?
No, but how could how could she know that some like who visited her
Tracked an emo and he went to her well, she's also the werewolf so you have to be careful
I'm so sad because I said it was Chan and Mexican in the end.
It is a while, but Nima is literally lying about things to see right now.
We're letting the French get away with that.
We'll get them back after.
Oh my god, this was a coven bow. This was such a coven bow.
Pete, you say what you are.
I'm tracker.
No, she's tracker.
There hasn't been a werewolf kill.
show so you tracked Nemo to yeah this man said I have information and you said
wait wait wait and DM wait where are your notes though peach
yeah cuz he would have trapped me in my mind it makes sense to be able to track
people
You're gonna freak out if she's a good person
Pete where are your notes? Where are your notes God?
No it's Peach
She's done
She's typing
She's typing
She's typing
No
I'm so sorry
I'm really
Oh my god
That was actually like such a shit show for me
Who just got infantized now
Kill those babies kill those babies I
I can never run for political office now. What was uh
Like you could before I probably couldn't I feel like actual politicians say way worse shit
I'm about to burn grab that pussy
I got a wonder. They're actually might be two arsonists. What was Nemo gonna say is not much
Yeah, he linked his notes
Yeah, I was gonna say that numpad was still very suspicious too because they kept trying to get me killed. Yeah, also
I just said it at the bottom so if I die
It is kind of weird that you said that numpad and peach were enemies and numpad got really quiet when really if she's
Town she should be pushing hard on peach
crack. So there's a way to put it in your house. Oops.
There is a
yo actually that might be that might actually be real because I
am town killing. I don't that might actually be that actually
might be real. But I like it.
Alright, so numpad is claiming sheriff now.
No, blood is the investigator.
Yeah, I believe this is the investigator, right?
Well, okay, wait, so we can combine this.
Did you attack anyone last night?
No.
Alright, well, okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Nemo has good notes.
Nemo saying, Nemo saying, oh yeah.
That's not how to lie in.
I don't, do I inherently have blood because I'm town killing?
I'm gonna be honest though guys. I think numpad is a jester and I'll vote out the jester we hang jester's here
Then we'll hang you you son of a bitch. We're hanging numpad. Why would I get someone's getting
And I don't see Ron Jeremy around here. I need to see something hung right now. I will know
It's hanging numpad. What's they eat?
Hello
I'm waiting for the ellipses.
Yeah.
I don't see an ellipses, dog.
Oh, this is so behind Justice, let's just go around.
Numpad when they have K, what's happening?
She's a jester.
Soops!
Soops, we gotta get rid of her.
We gotta kill Soops, so we gotta kill Soops for this.
I don't wanna get rid of her.
Jester, we're gonna get rid of her.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
We're gonna get rid of her.
We always wanna get rid of her.
Oops.
Executioner.
Just hear the whimper that escaped my lips.
Oh, God.
You're dead.
Die.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you telling someone who's dead to die
doesn't make any sense?
I don't know.
It's 4 AM, please.
I woke up for this, and then I'm going to work.
Hey, guys, I got another one.
What's your location?
Not like that.
What's your name?
Oh, Thrivegate, in the past.
Anything for a time, then.
Oh, TP's dead.
Well, you're just throwing that out there, uh.
You've got some trample G.
And you've is bad.
We don't ever get to.
We've got to get rid of the goops.
We have to get rid of these.
We're lying around.
Why? Bad attitude.
You're the Baker dog.
You're a bad attitude.
What are you talking about on the Baker?
You're the Baker.
Is anyone going to be.
Because I'm going to do something that 100% proof
that soup's bad.
Hey, do what you got to do.
Hey, do it. You shoot them.
You don't. You won't do it.
Pussy.
How are you going to do it?
You know, wait, how many how many how many five people?
You've been soups enemies.
Oh, are you?
Let's see.
Um, yeah, you you could blow.
We're killing a.
I don't know.
It's an enemy.
We definitely before you.
It's like, oh, well,
all on a you, well, all on a you prove yourself.
Yeah, you just kill a you tonight.
Fine.
Yes, it's so.
So that's so.
So you're just gonna click on me man. You're just gonna click on me.
Okay.
Oh, it has to be you.
This is a real fucking lobby all of a sudden.
What are you doing?
This suit might be a bad guy.
I've seen suits since-
Bad game.
You look bad.
What do you mean bad game?
Bad game.
What does it even mean?
We live in this town, dude.
Bad game.
Bad game.
My co-mayor just-
Ridiculous.
This whole shit, alone again, and Mimo clicks on me.
The coven kill the fucking seer you dog shit
He was knighted so he had a target on his back so I mean come on man
Anyways, yeah, I'm the solo baker. There's no other apocalypse again
I played perfect and I got clicked on nothing
A new job at a bakery and this is how the baker
Oh, yeah
Mental breakdown
Dog shit
And I'll be more people killed just like you oh
What's that brother be extra salty?
We killed him because he was feminine?
What the fuck?
No famine, famine.
Oh my god, I'm so close to being a breather.
Alright, let's not throw him that phone.
Ray Sapling.
Five gifted subs.
Alright.
Good town tonight, China.
Real good town tonight.
What's the mayoral do?
You get a shit ton of votes.
A little too friendly, you think?
Oh Nemo!
They finally got to see her.
It's so funny that they got him after...
About five nights.
Oh no.
Walnut-Trav enemies.
Trav's a bad person. Trav's a real piece of shit.
Nerdandy TP, but we don't know what TP was.
I mean, TP got killed by the coverlin' stone.
That looks like a Trav note.
Yeah, Trav needs to die.
I'm gonna say that right now.
I mean, I've felt that for years.
We could just go down the list. I mean, what
Nima saying that will not and.
Shut up. So but also Nardandy and TP
that and then TP TP got killed by the producer.
So TP probably good and also not handy.
I told you guys about the baker.
For a reason.
Yeah, but you could also be a witch
who's cutting into your business of killing others.
Yeah, let's just kill Trump. Yeah, hold on a second. I have been taking notes.
a macaroni drawing what do you mean macaroni drawing look what the fuck is
this window well you're saying that I went to ginger even on the man I can get
us out of here well I didn't say you went to ginger he said arsenal he said he
did went to he went to a ubs and arsenals ass who's arsenal that's soccer
who fucking cares if I kill him that's in soups when though my trap is against
Two again. Me, wait, wait, that's not how it is.
You. Look, so are you coming out,
Trev? You guys, I mean, just say your role.
Just say, yeah, what are you claiming here?
Your role. Say your real role.
Oh, OK.
You're trying to say, oh, what color is your portrait?
Am I am I what?
What color is your portrait to the right?
Green. OK, now, what does it say the rule is?
Investigator
Okay, well now what are your notes? I don't need them. I only have one thing that I can do and
I'm gonna do it tonight. Oh
Nice
I'm just gonna love it protect you tonight. That's all I'm gonna say abstained
I mean, Genji is...
If you can protect?
Protect?
I mean, I don't like them Genji.
I don't know why I jumped into this goddamn game with Atch just ruining it constantly.
Get the fuck out of here, dumbass!
I believed you!
Yeah!
Yeah, I got my face.
You're not the good man!
Yeah, I got my face.
Why not the good man?
Protect the second mayor tonight, okay?
Okay, I'm chillin'.
Don't worry about me.
I'm safe on my own.
I'm strong.
Good night everybody.
Yeah, Yube is a mare.
Oh.
What does Marshall do?
Fucks.
Marshall absolutely fucks.
I'm gonna wait till, uh...
I like to hang on to it though.
No point in using it.
Okay, who had a fucking party last night?
I got drunk alone, unfortunately.
Which dipshit decided to have a party last night?
What the fuck?
Did you get robbed?
I was trying to support Marshall, Yube.
Oh, you were going to have unlimited power are you and then you don't know what's my
opposed so who's technically the real mayor but he's like I'm also letting him have this
for the week.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're going to do this.
We're going to do this together.
I got a pattern keeper or poison.
Well the neutrals are gone right?
No we've reached the top of the mountain.
So it's just one of them in like 25 town.
I'm a town good man.
What's your job?
I'll let it rip.
I'll let it rip. I'm a fucking cleric and I got drunk as shit last night.
On your own, you said.
Yeah, someone drank with me. Well, I guess one person drank with me.
Who did they?
Slavin' Keeper to confirm.
He may as well just say.
There's only one carbon left, right?
One carbon, one neutral.
No, it's not a neutral.
Yeah, it's a neutral. Yeah, one carbon.
Really something else.
Hey, are we going to let this silent shit go on?
Genji, what are you doing?
Just, you know, hanging, hanging out.
I'm going to say for Jin, he said he doesn't know.
Virgin. Oh, OK, that's a little much for that fucking virgin.
OK, that's what just goes.
OK, whatever. Yeah, I'm making fun of him. Sure.
because I have red hair does not mean
You know
Whatever
Genji roll now
You know the good
If it's Jen he stoned someone the first night. Do you think that he knew how to do that the first night?
Yeah, it's gotta be ginger
really
Silence
Silence to the gallows.
Take Gingy.
Gingy. Yeah, I just had an idea.
Listen, we've been partying, right?
We've been partying.
Oh, you're so bad.
Why do you not say that?
I'm like, hey, can anyone protect that?
That's OK. That's OK.
That's why we do this.
And now we kill Goon as a backup.
Oh, hey, dude, what's the road?
Dude, what's the road?
I'm not proud of my dirty fucking.
Say it. Say it.
We get off that legal math.
I'm trying to tell you, listen, I'm not proud of it.
It's disgusting what I am.
I hate what I am, but I can be very useful.
Harry Potter?
My skin crawls by the thought of my abilities.
I fucking hate these people.
I hate this group of people that I am.
I hate this shit, but I'll help it.
Get him out of here!
Fuck you!
You're the only person we got to get rid of!
You know, you're doing me a favor.
I'm a dirty, disgusting, fucking evil bastard anyway.
Get the fuck out of here, you little freak!
That was good.
Who the fuck blocked me from nightingying?
Wait, what?
Wait, why does it say, didn't it?
Yeah, it confirms after.
Well, no, no, no, no, wait, it just said socialite.
Yeah, it confirms after.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
That was weird.
Oh he's the cleric. I'm the monarch. Protect Ayub tonight so I can night him.
Oh so it's Moose. I'm the monarch. It's Moose. Just protect Ayub. I'm gonna night you tonight.
I'm gonna night me tonight.
Whoops. Through? I mean, not a lot of information to go off of. Why did they say that? You know?
I
Can I win here? Yeah, it should still be a it should still be a win. He's new
Yeah, but like
You're like just what's your role?
I'm a good guy. That's pretty easy target
Marshall's I've been too low. No Marshall's OP
All right, I
Got your ass again with him on our claim y'all are so fucking bad
What do you mean?
Wait, no one remembers that I'm Monarch.
I night people, people die, and people claim random shit.
Really, Dagma?
I don't remember you saying Monarch until yesterday.
Exactly! People don't remember Monarch exists.
We were already getting rid of two people.
I've been Monarch this whole time.
Okay.
I literally, I just, like I said, I was going to night, I knew, which I did.
I was going to night, I knew, which I did.
Are you? Come on.
I hung Trav. Oh, I helped hang Trav. It wasn't my idea actually. I helped hang Trav
I got fucking soups the fuck out here. I led the charge on ash, please
Who's the other night? I night if you be okay, he doesn't remember that. What do you mean remember? I did it
Well, it's up to you. I you I am Monarch
so
If you want if you want it are you if you want to genuinely think that I outplayed people this far into the game
Go ahead and believe that but it's me. I you
Okay. Yeah, that's right. My mental retardation is now playing in my favor moose brother
Hasn't the kill that wait? Oh
This is wait. This is wait. This is actually adding up
Okay, cool
We got this I would like you both to read Nemo's see notes
Nemo's seer notes.
You soups enemies, walnut, trav enemies, numpad peach enemies.
Yeah, but the people with the uh, mean trav animals, the people with the necro don't appear bad.
Yeah, the walnut trav enemies.
Yeah, people with the necro don't appear bad.
And then I kept saying to kill trav.
The necro had the, trav had the necro, or walnut did, and it only appeared one of the bad.
Because the only people who've been killing is the fucking medusa.
You're the medusa!
that no the medusa clicks the person with the coven
they don't have to have an economic on
oh god are you please don't do this
fucking tp are you don't remember that
don't are you i was asking to check i killed
it are you what is what are you doing
that would be funny ash and soups there's no way you would drop down in
all there's really awesome that's only to the sheriff yeah you're dumb
What do you mean? What do you mean it's only two of the sheriff?
Uh, if you have an economic one, you're only going to pay good to the sheriff.
No, it's for TIs. You're actually throwing.
You're actually throwing. I just knotted you to kill me.
I just knotted you to kill me. What the fuck are you?
Oh no, this is a master manipulator. Oh.
That's insane.
Miss, did you know you were going to say that?
Miss, miss, think of it like this. This isn't your fault.
This is Ash's fault.
Is Ash's? Oh yeah, it's always that.
I'm sorry Ash did this to you.
You know what? If I go out a good guy, but we acknowledging that this is all Ash's fault, then sure, but I can't believe you.
I mean, I'm good with that if that's okay. As long as I kill Moose, that's all I care about.
Damn, that was close.
This is close.
You see what that is?
This is close.
This is why you beat Will.
Damn, I wish that y'all didn't remember the Will, yeah. That was the only thing.
Um, is he going to go to the Will?
EG, I got bar.
I got bar.
I made it all the way to the end without even paying attention half the time. Holy shit.
kill the missing people nobody listen I specifically told you I'm a
protective role even if I had accurate notes what am I gonna say I casted
Wingardium Cui Fiosa 20 times I told you I'm a protective listen I just thought
that the two people not fucking saying anything one of them had to be guilty
Yeah, you would say that too, but no, I just can't help but fucking scream that he's a bad night or day two
So like it's just he doesn't know how to play anything, but fucking gesture now
I can't believe people thought that gin night one stone someone as Medusa
Ok by the way, if you have dekronomicon, you automatically stone who you kill
God I got lucky killing you cuz you could you roll blocked me when no one died. I was like
Yeah, it wouldn't even make sense
Lucy really trying to guess my yeah
I had to weigh my options was it easier to guess like pincers you and I chose you
So I killed him and here's the thing is 5 a.m. Go right. I know I know
Could have just chose both of you too. I know that was all complete into it
Whoa, what is that next what's my neighbor's name?
But your property is gonna spread man, who's the jailer
I'm Jailor.
Jailor?
I'm Jailor.
Who wouldn't kill enemies?
Heh heh.
Hey, I just want y'all to know, the subreddit's apparently very toxic right now, so...
Yeah, we know.
Hey, which subreddit?
What subreddit?
The DOS subreddit?
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
I'm just gonna go...
That is serial killer!
Oh my god, go to the conch on...
We haven't seen a serial killer in a minute.
No!
Didn't alert.
That's actually smart!
I think that's a double click on Walnut, right?
That's a double click on Walnut.
He would have killed everyone.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, veterans do.
Does the bypass, does he kill veteran?
Does Goon even know how to do that?
Hey, now just keep note of everyone who's confused.
Okay.
I'm already on the cake.
I
Don't know if that was a good player
That's interesting
All right, so there's a tavern keeper. Somebody got me drunk
Great. All right. Yeah
You don't like to party oh wait no actually I really love that hang on maybe I should get the room out
No, last time I got the room out we ended after that game
I was like I had a whole fucking cup of rum and we just actually played three hours after man
You just got so drunk you were screaming the whole time
wait what yeah we played for three hours after you started drinking oh my
god you just passed on your keyboard oh very quiet you're quiet you're awfully
quiet for living next to a French person who's French oh numpad you've been
pretending to not know who the friend thing what not locked in numpad is not
Locked in I don't hear from you. I'm just think son. I have nothing to say so I don't say anything
Who's the most like yeah, let's just out who the fucking tavern keeper is night one
Okay one two three
Investigator good claim good claim good claim
Good claim, man
Hope you got notes to bank that up. All right, what's Ash doing up here again? All right. I don't know what I'm doing up here
I got drunk last night
Just claim TP next time man. Don't say body guard because you can die a ritual
Motherfucker out the townkeeper
JP!
He's asking God damn, JP!
You have to ask!
God!
How can he TP up? That was a weird question.
Are you just lost?
Wait, what just happened?
Wait, I thought you guys knew that was obviously a fake one!
No! How?
Why are we killed?
What the fuck?
How did everything-
For fucking why?
We know he's not covering.
Oh
That was so sure it is the brakes I
Can do this right they got loose he was the tavern keeper
for. Crazy. So true. He didn't back home. Block me last time. I'm going to see your notes,
bud. You want to see my notes? Yeah, we're not getting a lot of information here. You're
going to get me killed. Okay. What do you think I'm going to get you killed? Okay. No, you
know what? I want to see your notes. I don't have any notes. Why not? My role doesn't
really have notes. Okay, what role is that? Town power. What is
what is that? That's actually that's pretty that's pretty bad
though. Is that the mayor calling town power? Mayor would be a
town power. Yeah. Like, that's a play to the end. Get like
that. Get super. That's not that. Yeah. Travis learning the
I can also reveal I have to understand the game I have to
probably uh let's see I mean yeah I have to kill someone or else I get voted who do
I shoot Sarge so read no you're wrong so read I'm sorry Sarge what's your role
Well then Sarge, you just want me to stay in my full role?
No, you could do alignment if you want.
Oh, Ti.
That was very slow.
No claim, Ti.
There's a play.
Nemo.
What is it?
Nemo.
What is it?
Nemo.
Nemo.
Roll.
Nemo.
Look at my notes.
Ti.
Investigator.
I blogged Nerdy Indy and then nothing happened in night two.
You're not an investigator though.
I am.
No, you're not.
I'm a spy.
All right.
I just wanted to check you.
I'm out there. Wait, hold on. So, uh, peach, what are you?
I don't like that.
I'm sorry. That's so sad.
There's already three town killings dead.
You gotta call them in.
Yeah, for a second night I learned what I was.
All I know is that. There was only one option. Yeah.
I, I, uh, the math doesn't check out now.
You got the town check out.
You got, you got to call them in.
It's a tough call. That's a tough call.
That's a tough call.
between her TP there's no way there's four town killings this game there's no
she's the serial killer you're right it makes sense as like emny the first night
the second I can't say myself but anyways the second night you remember what
you are but you can't do anything about it and you'd be the veteran actually
wait yeah that's what I said veteran you see anyways I was guilty but my story
made sense oh yeah yeah they can't kill both of us tonight oh wait we could still
vote yeah oh wait why me because you're acting weird as hell I was asking if we
We were doing serious about Ash, and we killed him.
Yeah, that was a weird question.
Hey, you, you're-
It was apparently not, because I was the deciding vote.
Okay, when you're T.I., defense?
Shabbat buff to the right, but what's your role?
I'm a T.I., I'm going to be, it's Grigory.
It's Goon de Jinji, and then,
I got a roleblock last night, by Moose.
Moose died.
Goon visited-
Wait, Goon visited Jinji,
Who was the coven leader? I tracked goons. He was roblox by moose. Yeah, but his night one is wrong
No, yeah, that'll make no doon killed by the veteran. Yeah, you're wrong buddy
How does that not clear me stick to shaman bud cuz you don't know what you're doing
Dude soups is
How bad that reasoning is wrong, but you're right.
Yeah, he went to WALMA! He didn't go to GimG. He went to WALMA. You're wrong.
Sook took a break.
Holy shit, Sook just went on a tan.
We needed Sook.
Huge team up, Trav. Huge.
Good luck, buddy.
I like that.
Okay.
Well, it show me who has...
Oh, I can spread the plague.
Does anyone know what the tan assailant Reddit is called?
It's a two S clips, two S two clips, RP, RP clips.
You don't want to read that.
Yes, you do.
So I'm hoping to US two RP clips.
RP clips, you're sorry.
You could see my old tier list of Candace, shoot them with vigilance.
Oh, I got bands.
Also, there's a picture of my old desk for some reason on that subreddit.
Others do that.
That desk is fucking from a serial killer dog.
Hey.
He was the.
The fuck wasn't that the check I can't believe this role is useful, but I you've is the kinder
Are you how do you know?
Corner corner is fuck it's it's good when it gets down to like this
Yeah, so let's kill you
Are you wait hold on no wrong wait wait guys so
genuine question
Uh, a ube has been plagued so has sarge is the plague just gonna get like a triple kill mix around
Okay, come on and you said a ube as
Uh, a ube and sarge were both well if we kill a ube then we really don't have to worry about it
All right double reason. No, there's these these these these things doesn't make sense
Why didn't why didn't you use a day night one or day one?
I thought it just didn't like I selected a walnut day to and it just nothing
happened I must have done it wrong yeah not this is bullshit because he died
during the day you can't know what's up to during the day yeah these little
these nice fake we get such a we get we get such in the Jinji Jinji died during
the day day he died during the days and died he died he died day two
I'll talk to him day three. Yeah, but you can't all talk to someone and you can't they died in the day
And you can't all talk to them the same it was really kind of me to respond to you this much
Yeah, no
What wait, what is it you I don't even understand what the fuck you're trying to say
All right, cool. So Gigi died on the day
You can't all talk to someone the same if they died in the same day. It's day four
Yes, the only the earliest I was a cool change it could have been oh no, that's not right. You can you so date
No, no, man. No, no, that's
You put me down and you get such
What's your role?
Nemo, you are being absolutely played.
Okay, now I'm killing you because you didn't say your role.
It's absolutely crazy.
You really are fooling for Sacha.
That is absolutely crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
He is absolutely crazy.
Absolutely.
Sacha and Nampad, those are the people you've got to look out for.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, good work, guys.
I'm done next week.
Alright, it's either Penta or Nemo.
And why? It's because I'm at home killing.
I'm a tricky boy, baby.
Yeah, okay.
I'm a trickster.
French gibberish.
I think Vigilante is actually better.
I can't use it in though.
Man, this is tough.
Sorry.
I should probably kill Numpad.
And hope that Numpad uses that on someone else.
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being plagued uh sorry you're still alive and I called out you being plagued you want to confirm that?
yeah I yeah sure but there's wait no there's nothing in this but plague oh these are these are
ass spy notes you were calling out plague before we knew there was a plague there
yeah because that's well no because someone could have just been plagued as a coven
all that's in this is plague these notes suck for spy there's way more information when you're
spy no that literally the bug keeps triggering up just I'm being played only
other time it didn't is when yeah yeah also killed by serial killer which
literally no but the only thing in this the only so your town investigative and
the only thing you have is play this this this doesn't make sense pretty much
no these notes fucking suck okay no numpad was right it wasn't sure but
now I'm pretty sure it's been though why cuz I'm sussing yeah well it's not well
it's not so large because it's not Sarge because he called out a you've been
Travis a confirmed mayor so it has to be you yeah but Sarge in literally about
I called out plague before it was a trick sir I have a attack I have an
attack locked and loaded I still fully night to knew that Moose brother was
gonna be attacked so I put a mirror on him and now I got a fucking attack
ready to go. And you know, please, which here's
spy. Now these notes are garbage. There's no there would be
more information on I posted every piece of information I
possibly got. Now you get you get way more. You've bugged
you. Wait, you bugged your nerd Andy's dead. Why would you
have that in your notes? I'm going with me because Mr.
Big is getting me a penball machine. So that's true. But
also, but even that aside, it doesn't make sense. It is
your notes would, your notes would have who they were, who they were killed by.
Yeah, when they got by a serial killer, I thought they're putting it because it's an obvious anybody
away, we put somebody else up.
I thought we could be wrong and then just move on. But the if we're wrong,
the necromancer just kills you and no, no, I'm telling you, these fucking notes are garbage.
These are actually the most useless spy notes in here.
But it doesn't it doesn't matter. There's it's consistently shit.
There's nothing there's nothing. It's obviously guilty. There's no there's nothing in there, man
There's actually nothing in there. It's garbage
Hey, it was a good run guys, uh, I like having large I appreciate you trusting me. Thanks revs
You uh, uh, yeah, he was consistent all game. I can't lose my pinball machine, okay?
You want to take that away from me?
You want to take that away from me?
I don't want that.
Thanks, Trav.
Thanks, Trav.
And OOT is going to go insane on this fucking Reddit today.
I've been weird.
He'll say, he'll Trav.
And I think he's already used it.
Yeah, the OOT accusations on the subreddit are going to be well.
Well, I did nothing.
I didn't ask for that.
I don't do that.
You got this, man.
You got this man pinball locked IRL just so went into us to that's insane. He's fine. He's a digger. That's insane. He's fine
I went and played this morning. They can win
Wait, why?
Trevor you gonna hang me? Yep
That's insane
I still get it
I mean, what do you what do you I'm selling myself for a pinball machine. What do you want for me?
Yeah, but Pensa could have just killed you and then that he didn't you got me live because he's
I'm a nice guy. I actually miss quick you guys should just kill me
It's fine. It's not a big deal
Wait, wait. No, I didn't why did why did you die? I actually don't understand what trapped in a die
Is it because there's a mirror on them? Oh, that's why it's damn tricksters broken now
Is it like tracker where you keep the mirror on them magic mirror. I don't know why Travis and dad
Kill me magic mirrors dissolve its sunrise
Okay, we'll see my plane work. Just kill me. It's okay. Oh
Coven leader. I thought Coven leader did kill
kill me
It's not big you didn't just use the necronomic on directly
Oh, yeah, just like that, we won, except I was serial killers.
I tried a Necro goon and then I clicked trap, but it didn't kill.
I thought it would since I had the book.
Oh, it didn't kill.
I don't know.
All right.
New soft roll for TOS to let me know if you approve it.
If Ash outs a role being in the game day one, we should just, let me just kill him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every time he's the baker or a coven or something, it's just going to mix it up.
I'm still mad that Ash fucking scrolled Jester for like three months.
I'm going to throw my hat in the ring.
I'm going to get innocent there.
Just, they should get an extra pinball machine or anything.
This is my second, that's my second round getting paired up with like a round one.
I can't believe Penta got out of not, of living to be honest.
I guess Ash had already picked the wrong goal with how he's playing tonight.
I did not scroll for the last.
Yes, you did.
Ash, we know you're scrolling.
No one needed to know you're a tavern keeper, Ash.
No, I was the tavern keeper.
I don't know what you're saying.
Oh, he was. Yeah.
No one needed to know he was the wrong goal.
He's noting a jailer in a tavern keeper day one is actually.
I can't understand it.
Good job, Nemo.
What game are you going to pick, Trev?
Yeah, I'm hoping Jurassic Park.
I don't think he has Jurassic Park.
He's the head of JP Pro.
Oh, well.
That's a good one.
I was going to say either or either JP or Guardians of the Galaxy.
Which which which Jurassic Park?
The new one.
I don't know if he played the new one.
He's going to throw a race.
And Jurassic Park or what?
Oh, she's too.
I mean, Jurassic, goodbye.
You're a secret.
I
Or or guardians of the galaxy. Oh dick dress
I don't like guardians. I hate that game. Wait, Peter. Are you leaving the lobby? Yeah
Peach leave the fucking law
at the subreddit listen stoopley that's my boy but that was out of line
journey sub that there was really my whole lobby that was out of line
I ran those lobbies and the Kyle I had a man Kyle lobby allegation
they were awful moose we are you miss plus ash hate I go I I got interviewed for
I got interviewed for ash how is it ash hate they gotta love me on there I'm one of the best
You're
People who've been put into the subreddit one has been the same
Remember guys, there's no direct
There's no personal attacks on the subreddit guys or else it's gonna get banned again
It's all gameplay critique gameplay critique guy
Move brother. He's a fucker
There you go
Yeah, you know, I'm not I'm not actually kidding. It's been the same two people posting it's a moderating
As it has a charge well, no shit
Yeah, we swear monkey runs a great subreddit
My cat an extra interview I gave I gave a juicy old interview
You guys better
I've been winning a lot of games today, been a good day for Tana Salem from Nemo.
Okay.
Yeah, but you know what's coming out.
I don't really know.
I don't talk about it.
Yeah, it's kind of happens.
Just kind of happens.
Jailer?
Wait, how can you be a thiam?
No.
Well, I'm scrolling Jailer.
So how are you getting jailed?
I mean, I'm not scrolling.
Even though I took it out of my name, I'm not scrolling anymore.
Well, that's already lobbying for a higher rate.
What the hell?
Oops.
Oh.
I'm going with the same span.
Well, not an app.
Chat, someone gift one bit.
TJ thinks it's adding time, but I don't think it is.
No, it's just it's not adding time, right?
No.
20 seconds?
No, it's just saying it is.
Yeah, it's saying it is but it's not actually not actually you got lucky a ube
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm just gonna say you got lucky. Oh
So true you killed a human lot of you've lived even though you couldn't execute. Thanks. Well, yeah, man, nothing anything for you, man
What do we got? I
I mean Walnut's always been a shitty fan as long as I've known him. He like always used to talk about how much he loved being
You know a soups rider all the time, dude. I'm the biggest
I would kill for him and I have earlier you said the only reason you interacted with soups is because he's the only cop around to arrest you
I would log on on Tandy and I'd log into the server and you'd be the only cop around while
I'm robbing houses.
What kind of lunch break do you go home with?
I worked from home, it was a tech job so they didn't really get a fuck and I would
just sit there.
I was already on my computer basically so for like two to three hours and seven hours.
time your boss would come by you'd be like shut up I'm interacting with
chaining this could be my break that'd be fucking awesome
yeah information on what information on how peaceful the town is there's
literally a fucking role for the one that's the game so no investigations
today let's kill soups classic cups
No, I'll fucking kill you. You know
Who said kill soops go ahead and vote for me
I mean hold on
Okay, this is easy. Who says who says no to wait Nemo, what's your role? I'm a
I oh fuck kill again
So what's your notes then?
I'm uh, I'm gonna be honest you and a yub you ain't friends. Oh
That's weird after you after it. Okay. No, you're claim
Yeah, I'm so I'm sorry miss
Let's kill let's kill Nemo
Nemo, you've had the same type of comparison, like 10 games in a row.
Easiest executioner win for Payne.
Dude, he's scrolling right here.
And I'm giving it to him.
Let me just say he's sups in AU because he was just called out.
Guys, give me the executioner win, and I guarantee you Nemo is also bad.
If this is true, and Nemo is good, and I guarantee you he's also bad.
If Nemo is good, and there are actually enemies, we're killing IU.
All right, fair.
Yeah, if him and super enemies, then me and him are enemies.
I've never heard that word before.
Look, there's more games now yet.
There it is.
You need to roll.
You need to roll.
Congratulations, I love you live.
How would he know soups and you were enemies though?
I don't know.
Good night soups.
Yeah, that's that's a tough click man. That's a tough click
Outside survive. He just went to track not attack
Track not attack. Yep. Werewolf doesn't attack till night to
Like try man, you should get that he should get that Jurassic Park. That's gonna be fun for him
again I wonder who he was trapping I will never know the trap is out there
somewhere well certainly we have our investigators with you know
investigating I'm not you seem to know something about a you well yeah I mean
here are enemies that you read Nemo's last well true you know where will
snow they said dogs just have good soldiers on people
the ring and you right well what are we doing oh I didn't like that all the
sleepy defense the defense it's not defensive is true it is you I'm not
revealing that this starting on for no reason thanks there is a reason you're
You just made a trick point at me, yes.
Trav left.
What the?
Trav left.
Yeah, because he killed him right out.
Yeah, watch this. Kill him, man.
Why'd you kill him?
I didn't tell him.
Trav's so much funnier than everyone here.
What the fuck?
Okay, come on.
Let's try it.
Well, hold on a sec.
He's not funnier than Zeus.
I'm not funny at all.
We could kill their Dandy.
Why?
We should kill their Dandy.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Are you gonna play?
What role are you?
TK oh, she's claiming veterans. You got to kill there. We got it. We have to kill. Yeah, we got a
We're hate nerdy. Were you were you were you defended? Were you loading it last night?
Who says now this is like the longest I've lived
How is ass tracking votes?
Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Ash?
Let me down he can't play anything but just a holy shit. Hey, what do you think dude?
Hey, what do you think?
What if he's conjured what if he's conjured
He's got the hearty himself.
Hey, we're gonna let you down, but your next thing to play is the hooker.
He's got the right it is.
Supe's just telling me to let you down, so you get the hooker.
I want to see what he's cooking.
Look, I've got something I can show you guys. It's really cool.
He's just gonna conjure.
He's just gonna conjure. He's about to conjure Moose.
I swapped.
Oh, we should have killed him.
If we vote him real quick, we can get him for you.
You swapped to Guilty?
Yeah.
Oh, put him back up there.
Oh, but Guilty.
mistakes
I'm not really you know, well, we know soups into you bar enemies you guys now
Work for
Hey, good call, good choice, good call.
That was me, so we got to get my A with my A.
You get a U out of here, if you have sense, we get out of here.
Get out of here, I'll get out of here.
Who the fuck out, what?
We're getting books, get the books, get the books, get the books.
I don't feel good about this.
The books was a lot better.
All right, C.A. U.
I'm making breakfast, see you next time.
Oh my god.
The next NPL.
I feel good about this.
Who do we got next, C.A. U?
Good hang, yeah.
I won't see you.
was very
Oh, that was me I said it's safe to get him the fuck out of here
Oh
Okay, I see good kill
I shot numpad because she tried voting moose
That was a good fucking call dude good fucking call I kill for bad voting
Good fucking call man. I've never seen riding like that before. Why was he executed?
The jailers seemed a little confused I will say
Because I was jailed and the jailer was like dude. Why did you cling jailer? And I was like, oh
You killed me. Oh god. So hopefully hopefully her numpats dog shit vote on moose brother meant something
What the hell?
What the hell?
How did he know?
Well, it's Jim.
He was almost been down all day.
Shut the fuck up.
I've had enough of this
silent shit and
shut the fuck up.
I've had enough of this silent dog shit.
Every single silent bitch will be shot.
Okay.
I don't give a fuck.
TP Live, I've not heard you,
Jim, you never speak, you silent bitch.
Who the fuck is Hoso?
Who is that?
Well, I already...
I've made enough.
talking you're all gonna die and tonight you silent fucking bitches have had enough
okay we got it so numpad was just is always evil so obvious okay all right sarge what are you
where are you answer gs town support it's not like can we win uh i do that every time because i
So thoughts, but you have to look at the thing
Foreigner
Yeah, which was kind of useless last night because we killed the witch
But I trust Walnut. I'm an ally of the town. I'll say that much. Okay, and I'm always like a manny or something
TP or Genji I would die for you. What are you? I'm a TP the TP
Don't shoot me man.
Why?
Just trust me, don't shoot JIT.
How about suck my dick?
He hasn't said shit.
Yeah!
How about suck my fucking fat nut in hell?
You're not gonna wanna make it JIT.
Listen to the monologues, man.
I'm not gonna talk about my monologues.
You don't wanna shoot JIT.
I can guarantee you that.
Well, you can cry about it later, man.
Don't do it, man!
New TCG update!
Yeah, I thought someone said it, I thought.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I'm not gonna talk about my monologues.
You don't wanna shoot JIT.
I can guarantee you that.
Well, you can cry about it later, man.
Don't do it, man!
New TCG update!
Well, you cry about laying up.
No, it's just the update.
Yeah, I thought someone said I thought.
Fuck it is a good vote.
Sure.
Why is it a good vote?
Because you're claiming, because you're claiming T.P.
But like, you haven't protected anyone.
So what are like, what's your no one getting no one protect?
No one I'm protecting is getting hurt.
Yeah, but even notes.
It's guilty conscience.
Notes, any notes?
Any notes?
You're dandy you protected a soul collector. Okay, I know she was a soul collector
Why aren't you protecting the Garrett?
There is no guarantee there has been no guarantee. Yeah, you should have protected Ash because he was confirmed good
Yeah, why didn't you protect a Marshall you dumb bitch kill him you died?
Oh because Richard was passed but he still didn't protect him. That's true. He still wasn't
Guilty, he's guilty
good call good call good call don't shoot Genji please don't shoot
don't shoot uh shoot Sarju I might just out his role because I'm
I'm you're terrified I'm about to kill Sarju.
Goon is I am well he's just so terrified. I don't really don't
okay okay I do. Do we trust Wolf? I don't know.
You gotta I'm with you guys. He's been riding so hard. Oh he's
oh okay yeah i was like i was executioner
why are you getting paired up with numpad?
no whoever the jailer was what the fuck was that?
you yelled at me?
that was gg
i yelled at you for fucking j i wanted to protect soops it was my life goal
guys like i said that was my last game
i am out
no
the last game
that was that was the great well he soops you thought i was a good last game you were
You were having a great fucking time.
We did one round, we just listened to Soobz and we won.
It was a great game.
Just listen to me, we win every game.
All right, have a good night, guys.
And I won all night.
Hey, look, I let them know the rest of the game.
The back is automatically evil.
Good night, big nut.
Well, you didn't protect the mark, did you?
What did you just call me?
Big nut is not.
Stealing my lines, Ben.
I'm talking to one of them.
Ben, the French, he's stealing my lines, Ben.
What do you mean stealing a line, huh?
I like them stealing lines.
well i couldn't say i protected wall, i couldn't say i protected wall, but the company would have died and i would have like, oh...
but he died to a ritualist though
he invented calling things big
but that's why your notes were suspicious, you weren't protecting the confirmed stuff
in real play i always call people big something
i've never heard you say that
what?
i've never heard you say that
you've never called me big
i've never heard you call me big
you've never called me that
Big WG you I used to call me something on bloom, but it wasn't big. I can't remember what it was
Leave numpad is big burden that would make sense that kind of has a bit of a flow to it
I've never heard. I don't think anyone's ever
Bloom was like
Called big before right
I'm not talking. I mean maybe about his erection. Yeah, that's
I really call him gay. Oh
Oh
You can't call people gay
Why would you scroll evil? I'm telling you ban the Frenchy I I can I can foresee problems with the French
Do half of them just have Tourette's I don't fucking understand. I mean it does sound like a French word
Tourette's
Oh, yes.
To red.
To red.
Yep.
Yep.
In any case, what's wrong with Frank Laban, you know?
He's not.
So he's just not here, babe?
You've been stretching this bit for like, you know, a long time now.
Not that there's any.
You've been stretching the French bit for a while, but no one's saying anything.
I am French for real.
Yeah, I'm French for real.
Yeah, prove it.
Prove it.
Surrender.
Oh my god, how do you know that?
than who gives a fuck show the respect right if it I mean ten isn't gonna do
anything so show the respect I'm permaband from pinta channel says I think
oh yeah mods on bandwool no I can't raid can we so we need to wait I gotta do
something I'm so good at this game man yeah you are you're the best you
I
Sure we'll take a fiber
I mean, you know, the super, super, super going on.
Geez, I've got that guy teach these people how to play a town.
Are you going to go easy?
I haven't no idea.
OK, it's easy.
You got it.
It's pretty easy.
Yeah, it's easy.
You just yell belligerently at everybody and things happen.
I'm not good at that.
That's why I'm always better in.
So, hey, guys, one hour left of subafon.
I heard that the September thing like so you can get like a shit ton of bonus
swips my number one gets to know that's crazy those are still worse than half off
so yeah it is the half of subs was easily the best yeah but I feel like this
is like it's like more fun I like it mystery box it's a good mystery box
how come you didn't how come you didn't call not did you never mind this one
really become a streamer to get
no I just knocked it collab with penta because I thought he wanted the
I am entertaining
Wait, Twitch is PST?
I do like your death noises
Yeah, Twitch is PST
So it's in two hours
It's after the August 8th
2am CST
And guess what?
The gift itself is over
Six minutes till October starts
The good part of the year is finally here
That's right folks, it's a holiday
I love autumn
I fucking love autumn
The best part of the year is finally here
We all made it through nine months of shit
I hate summer
I hate it
Good part of the year
I think I don't know
the beginning is always shit like who gives a fuck about January and February
March March is okay because St. Patty's Day is fun April April you have
Shit shit month who cares about you sir fucked up fuck my birthdays in April. Yeah
And then you know may it starts picking up
Over is it's just such a it's just a banger lineup man
Halloween into my birthday into Thanksgiving that's fucking dope. Yeah right into fucking December
God, so many.
Yeah, it's also new game season.
Like Silent Hill 2 remake is coming out in a few days.
Yeah.
And then we're into 2025.
The year GTA 6 is going to come out, guys.
Easy peasy.
We fucking, everyone just needs to stay alive for a year.
Ringler and GTA 6 soon.
Graphics, cars, upgrades.
No.
I need money.
Everyone just stay alive for one year.
You got this.
That's all you need to do.
old high enough, I'm very fitty soon enough, not to get money, subscribe, something
hold on I gotta close this channel, I almost met a game, I'm scrolling my next
rules, I gotta do that shit, we can't be having that, I can't believe that it's
been what 12 years of GTA 5 and GTA 6 is actually gonna come out, well the
Probably we have to wait another how long for like 5M update to be basic.
I think not.
Rockstar is gonna be a year I think.
No, they gotta figure it out now.
In the meantime, Red Dead Redemption 2 came out.
Red M instantly came out.
Red M came out like the second week.
Oh, but it hasn't been like solid, like stable.
Yeah, it's fine.
One thing has been released like a year ago for Red M in 2022 I think.
Yeah, but they're gonna work on...
There were 24.
I mean, here's the thing.
Just because like a bad end came out a week
after the game comes out.
That doesn't mean the servers are ready.
We had servers like that's how I started.
No, I didn't read them.
It was like a week later and there were servers going.
We couldn't point.
Good stuff.
But no, but it doesn't matter.
You're comparing apples to oranges.
It's going to be a fucking arms race
to have the first GTA six server.
Yeah, it will be.
It will be a fucking.
There's there'll be devs working fucking 25 hours a day on the shit man
It's actually like
The first server is actually gonna make millions of dollars
If I roll it on PC in what this summer no, but February 2015 I think
It wouldn't even be released for like three years.
It would be a while.
It'll be a year.
They always do.
They always do a year.
They still do console exclusive.
Yeah.
They do a year stagger
so they consult the same game five times.
Yeah.
They did that four times.
There's the thing about GT is like five, five times.
Yep.
Oh, it's just about a hundred pounds in GTA.
I remember the release of GT.
60 Xbox One.
Yes, five.
Also, it's way harder.
It's way harder to pirate games for console.
So, you know, most people don't fucking bother.
Yeah.
Are we going to play the same character in G.G.S.
I don't know.
I'm not too excited about the new G.T.A.
OK, contrary.
And do you want to explain?
Call me a contrarian.
You are.
You are a contrarian.
What exactly are you?
What exactly are people excited about?
Better grounded than the category to not be dead.
I don't know what you mean.
It's supposed to be the best game to ever be.
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
No one.
Who is it?
Wait for me.
Names.
There's people not naming.
There's people not naming.
Don't get me wrong.
I know my name in that.
We can name it.
All right.
There we go.
Here we are, man.
I'm just worried that it's going to be.
Whoa.
That's what you know.
I vote.
The real question.
You've been playing a while.
Three weeks ago.
I gotta get back in it too. Apparently my viewer guild cleared the raid on normal.
Yeah they're talking about doing heroic now. I know I gotta get with those guys.
When TJ, when did you raid? Oh they do Saturday, or Friday Saturday.
On my, in my viewer guild? Yeah. They're like let's do it on game night.
Well that was just what worked for everybody.
Okay, I mean that's fair. I haven't I haven't you know
Look how I work hopefully soup sees that in Kills who so
Go
Oh, oh, it's you a cruise clap crusader on one. That's why
Thank you. Yo shout out shout out there. Yo, keep doing that crusader, please
Wait, why do you want crusader?
Crusader is a role that protects someone and if anyone attacks that person, it kills them.
So Goon got owned, unfortunately.
Okay.
Serial color.
Harvey didn't want to face the fuck out of here.
He's already started all the way.
I mean, he was also a prosecutor.
I think he was a Tony General, actually.
Uh, no, come here.
Come here, man.
What do you mean, non-KL?
No, he was the DA, right?
Yeah, he was the DA.
I was like, who's the, who's the, all DAs should you know?
Oh, this is rough.
End up like Harvey.
Sheriff prosecutor bodyguard.
Always be protecting penta.
No one attacks penta night one.
That's a horrible place.
Cause they know?
Supes bad.
What?
Supes bad.
All right, trust.
I got the one, people don't do that ever since
I got that four person veteran till night one.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'll be all later
Welcome to it always click moose
Okay
That's weird
That's crazy
Okay, well we can just put someone up because it's 50-50 now
We can just go down the list
Yeah, yeah, you were enemies with gun
So I'm gonna talk yeah, because you're not he's not the real seer. I'm gonna figure you up. That's terrible
Hold on a minute
Literally comes to the moon someone we're gonna let that slide you think it was a nice deflection at you. We know is you
Wait
Is that only applied throughout the night, or can he still do it during the day?
It's up to you guys.
If he doesn't get sleep cell first, he'll do it in the gas shop.
Listen to how smart you are.
I think he knows who you are.
It's been what for years.
Oops, there, bud.
Here's the thing.
But here's the thing.
I'm, Genji's lying.
I'm town support, and Genji's just lying.
Okay.
What's your role?
I guess I'll have to out myself.
Even though town support should be just fine.
Retribution.
Oh, oh, this is the hardest role to fake in the game.
How many of us can be?
It's not in random town.
It could be a lot of rats.
The only unique role is like what?
Apocalypse.
It's done.
No, you just don't know.
No, you just don't
Have fun guys
I'm calling it a night and fuck you and fuck you
Like a book
The game believes here when it's needed actually got
Right
All right huge information guys a
Yube and numpad our enemies
Okay, it's not me. I'm a Tony. I'm a Tony. I'm a Tony, guys. I'm a Tony girl. What I am Tom. I am
I am Tom killing guys
It's gonna have to figure that out man, are you able to reveal?
Huh, I was able to reveal what do I claim?
Yes
I mean, do you have to spell it out?
Yes, I'm saying your enemies with someone
Okay, I
Tell you what well, what are you and so I did you say nothing about Andy?
I'm not telling you
Okay, guys
I mean I can try I mean I can
Shut the fuck up read that Andy's will please. I'm bad. Just shut up
This is this is a pretty big deflection. Oh, maybe you're lying
the fucking will how
Penta is rejected
Are you panicking I?
Have not panicking until and not until I'm going to shut up because no dandy not no dandy
No, I'm always what the fuck is wrong with you. You've actually sound like you're
Yeah
I never I never said you are bad my Christian to use why did you see nothing a dandy?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I know dandy proposed to you you said no don't talk about that
uh who's pretty who's pretty deflective now wait what the wait what are you actually talking about
look at the dandy's will hold on are you wanted to kill ash ash did die ash's last
shit was watching are you well you can still be neutral
yeah because because neutral shows up here don't you're not claiming a role
I'm I'm fucking claiming a role and you're just freaking out okay listen so
what you're so just tell us just tell us what your role is okay cool you're not
gonna claim yeah that's a hang I'm vigilante I've got a gun bullshit I've
I've got a gun.
Run.
You put me down, you get answer.
This is neutral.
You put me down, you get answer.
This is neutral, probably arsonist.
Easy guilty.
Henson, you're still deflecting on the fact that not only proposing, you said no.
I'm not.
I've just claimed my fucking role.
And it was just gonna believe him.
Well, I, hello, I'm saying what the fuck I am.
I'm gonna get ready for work.
Fuck this shit.
Y'all are so fucking unlawful.
This is crazy.
Oh my god.
All right.
Have fun at work.
I
Claimed my role I claimed
Your dad your dad your dad your dad your dad your dad your dad your dad. Thank you
Holy fucking shit
Okay, I guess I know that matter cuz he was
He wouldn't have had a teammate but
numpad shot me
He was lucky for no reason. That's numpad
It was cooked anyways
I lost my entire fucking team on night two. That's not lucky. No, that was a night Nemo
that was numpad thinking I'm fucking accusing them it's like I tracked me like I tracked
a Nemo I don't know what it is. It's not Nemo. Nemo was enemies with Penta. Yeah, I literally
got confirmed. Well, no, because if he has the necronome, he appears innocent. Penta
would appear innocent that's just the first round but he also claims to be new
that's just insane guilty for people I don't know what the fuck is going on Nemo
also abstained you're blaming Nemo I know for a fact Nemo is good there's
plenty reasons I admire well I just had that's just people I actually do
Nemo, it's not Nemo, I'd rather than go for like the protection chain.
It's definitely not Nemo though.
Well, I mean the rest is gonna be, it's all graveyard notes of this game.
I mean there's serial killers, we vote wrong, we lose, right?
Uh, I don't know.
Killers both.
Because I think the serial killer has a rampage, but I don't.
Well because we go on three and the serial killer just kills the other person.
They have to rent we what?
Like if we don't or if we vote here and we're wrong serial killers just kill someone we lose
unless our
becoming our
neutral and
Coven and there's still there's still at least one neutral of it. Well, there's two there's two neutrals
And I could still be the moment or two because you all I know is Nemo and pencil where enemies Nemo did abstain first round against soup
So but Penta but Penta can appear innocent if he has a name to grow nomicon appears innocent
So if he was appeared in innocent Nemo would appear enemies if he was
Like it would have been it was showing friendly if he had the name necronomicon if Nemo is town
What are you final? Oh?
Retribution
What a that's what soups was claiming
I probably you know looking back on it I should just shield myself oh okay Jesus
Ha ha ha ha
Five I got fucked up
Oh, hey Nemo, you got a choice. Good. Bye
Do you want to win or do you want to lose? I
Want to win?
We got to get rid of Gingy
Along for your follower. You'll lose if you do that anymore. I feel like we lose more during toxic dome
No
TP you have to give it a TP no Jinji TP has been just gaslighting everyone
TP's bad TV's like full full bad okay Himo
No, you may have the TPA just bad.
I tracked two.
I tracked Genji.
Oh.
You're false.
He was too busy attacking the 5-0.
Who hasn't lost friends?
Probably people who've never had any to begin with.
Don't understand how friendships work, I guess.
Alright, we should probably be honest.
Nemo.
I think he lives every either way, you know
It's either against the steal killer of pirates now. It's saying you can't win you can win
Yeah, you go in just
I see the line voice line for a song
I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer and I'm just gonna be I actually don't know if I can but I'm not that experienced
You going and then these kind of situations. I don't know what the hell happened here
Yeah, I mean all the government has the same friends for their whole life. That's crazy Nemo
You can win the duel against the pirate
I'm the pirate TP was enemies Nemo. You can win the duel against the pirate. I'm the pirate. Oh
You're not gonna win that you're never gonna win a duel against the pirate you can you can win the duel against the pirate
It's a pirate Nemo. Think about this. You will never
Zero killer you just died. You can win against the pirates.
They are experienced duelists. You will never win a duel.
It's a rock paper scissors.
You're claiming pirate now?
Yes. Okay.
Because there's a serial killer pirate.
You've got to sell in front for 20 years.
How many people have you dueled?
That's not normal.
One. It was TJ.
You only dueled the one person who was false.
He's lying to you.
Wait, so you can't win at this point.
Wait, so you can't win at this point, TP.
The serial killer can't win.
I know the serial killer can win.
TP, that's your real killer.
No, the both can win, then.
Yes, it is.
If you aren't an asshole and don't lose friends.
They're coming out of the woodwork tonight.
You guys think it's normal to have the same friend group for 20 years?
Do you have some?
I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
I'm saying it's not normal.
It can definitely happen.
Classic internet saying one thing taking it is another. Hey, that's not normal. Hey, I I do that so this guy must be wrong
Concerned the average agent and chat. I think this is all
100% not Nemo was the
Was the town?
Sorry, Genji. God damn it. That's right. That's what I'm saying people don't listen to ginger's where's I'm 11
I was in third grade. I was playing with blocks or some shit. I can't believe that played how it played
I totally got the wrong person in the pirate. What are you? I couldn't kill you here
How was your defense so high?
OP I guess
I guess I got defended night one somebody well it says your defense was too high
But I thought that doesn't say that it only says it if like you actually have the high defense
Yeah
hell no I I knew that TP was the killer because I was pirate but if I killed him
or I voted him I would have lost anyway my only chance was to try to win in a duel
that night that's why I didn't vote no you could have voted against me and then
oh yeah you would have won the duel either way yeah yeah I had to just want
to do also act like I was confused and then try to win the duel but I lost I
I wasn't really paying attention to the power. Just not robloxer killer
I did you kill you kill robloxers. It was a new
But I didn't know what the fuck I was just role playing it
Okay, let's do this. All right, I knew I was bad because I was strong
I don't know how the fuck numpad still shot Penta though
Okay
Someone advertise we need five
Why would I respond to something when why would I respond to something?
I know so because you revealed hey, hey dummy. Why would I respond to something that the person accusing me is the only one pushing it?
Why would I respond to that?
Because it might be relevant
But they were I believe it they were well then why didn't you say something the real question is
An hour and a half it's over
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Wake me up now is a good time to solve. It's only an hour
38 minutes
And you know what I've been keeping track
I think gifting five is trolling yourself if you're gonna give two batches of five just get the tin I
Think that's the
On the loop box there mr.. I don't know I'm not gonna pretend to fucking know, but I've seen some crazy tins pop off
Ten might be the play
That's I should have shielded myself after putting all that heat on myself
So did I play that right though like by not
Everyone because you cannot you kill the serial killer there. You you vote me you vote me out
No, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, mr. Big Penta talking you killed a serial killer because if because
You would have just won
So if pirates if pirates the only
Neutral or like bad roll left then town just wins
Have to meet their win condition or they're fucked um
Pirate can win with town same with executioner and doomsayer. Oh
Yeah, for me. It's when I read it. It literally told me I only win by killing two people
Oh, I thought I had to look no
You got you guys you vote serial killer out there
It says they get scurvy if they don't keep the flood the end
I definitely don't know this is my ouchie.
All right, thank God.
GGs, this is how?
No, no, no, don't say GGs.
I don't know.
That was my last game.
I met it out.
Did you want one more?
We need bodies, one more.
You didn't put your name.
You need to put your name.
Close that game.
All right.
Storm's coming.
Lisa's supposed to be coming.
Lisa is.
Nice.
Woo!
Woo!
No one can hit the woo like her.
I don't know.
I called I called
I
No, he's done it fucking out of it
In the graveyard chat and two people lost their fucking minds they were like this is why you're losing friends motherfucker
I'm telling Joe tell a joke real quick
I got a joke for you.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Move brother.
Oh that's...
Numbad. Classic Numbad.
Classic me. The chief.
No?
You're really fumble on here.
What's my name on that one?
Wait, I can't do that one actually.
Numbad, give us some freedom.
I'm gonna give you some better advice. Don't listen to a youb's advice ever
Your mom
Okay, my mom, who?
Oh!
Uh, your mom's so fat, she's...
Mom's actually...
Oh!
You went from knock-knock to fam.
He bundled us.
Can't fit through the door.
Do you remember when I said, just give up?
Do they have jokes and friends?
You know, people type that in my Twitch chat all the time.
Just give up.
Are those two people that got banned ready to don't know with an apology saying I was right, or...
There was someone in my chat saying...
There was someone not following me saying they love me
and was like can you please ask penta mods to unban me because i donate why are you outing me like
that i'm sorry sorry it's odd i can't see obese where monkey said moose penta refuses to comment
on the allegation that he's not s tier can i get a comment uh you know i should you know sometimes
the people run it back you know they they get with their older age they get you know they let
the they slip a little bit but penta's got a you know in like 10 games he's gonna knock it
out of the park and be us here again.
Knock, knock, put that on the
summer. Yeah, immigration
services.
You know, Lisa, Lisa,
out of here.
Get a you out of here.
Lisa, you don't have to get the
fuck out of here running.
I'm in front right now.
What are you talking about?
Lisa is a good story.
Not bad.
She's the one here.
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm not in the US.
Not going to the US.
So it's it's it's the start of spooktober, right? I prefer Canada, honestly. I don't like that
sure
What's wrong with Canada?
Your friend speaks French, so no I can speak English fine
You speak English like I fuck
Just like track it just as quickly as you can trying to get to the boys
Incoherent
It barely passes as quickly as you can and trying to get it over with though
The first English is just happy to be here
Nice and slow, I can speak like
I can use a voice for ASMR if you want
Don't do that, don't do that
I can use this voice if you want
I feel like I've just got fucking molested.
I just spoke up like I didn't fucking care about the after that shit.
It's actually one of my character voice on a pixel.
Imagine you call the fucking sex online and that's what you hear.
That voice is bad on purpose though.
You're like, eh, alright.
Damn you, Dan.
So you did you did understand what I said you did understand that I you know I understood the
Spirit of honey, do we need a body? Coco's always asking to play to
No, no, I just I don't know if she's even awake. I don't think the server's coming up any goddamn time soon snow
So I guess we'll just keep doing this. Yeah, the last update is that the guy that's moving is went to the vending machines. That's
The one who
They got flaming hot cheetahs they just restocked am I gonna get the fuck out
No, how are you feeling right now?
Well, I just woke up and for first time in a while. I didn't wake up to server drama. So that's good
Yeah, because the server's been dead for a long time.
Oh, no, I heard there was drama.
Oh, you're fair to know.
That's one simple trick.
How to reduce drama drama, just take the fucking server.
Drama drama.
Yeah, McConnell got it. McConnell got a deserved ban.
What?
Really?
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Near tears earlier.
He is upset.
You guys actually, he was sad.
You made him cry?
Yeah, he was pretty sad.
Does that wind up?
Oh, that's my dog.
He was my dog.
Oh, he's gone.
I thought you were fucking one
punching the wall after you heard McConnell got.
What?
Fucking MacArthur's hole.
I'm tired of his shit.
Hey, guys, I have a horror story for Spooktober.
You ready?
OK.
Everyone now.
Oh, for two hours,
I sat and helped Lisa troubleshoot her Internet.
Oh God.
That was her upload speed before.
That's not ideal but streamable.
That's after.
What the fuck were you doing?
What are you doing?
Why so much that knows before 1616 megabytes, uh, sorry, megabits upload and then to 789
What is it like two 10 cups and what the fuck was wrong with it? So
Yeah, usually
I mean you could say better. I mean it's just a seeding 400 fucking movies or triple x
Yes, if you can see the first screenshot, her internet was in Italian, so we had to convert it to English internet and I think it's like what imperial...
Wait, she was trying to connect to Italian servers?
Okay, I figured since he was on Wi-Fi that she was trying to connect from across the apartment
so I saw a deal on Amazon for Wi-Fi and two extenders for like one she was trying to connect to
fucking Italy from the we I shouted over to her and we sat and got it up and now she will be
be able to RP and enjoy game night. That's it just a few extenders. Yeah. I mean it didn't
get to 184 when I checked on the PC. It's probably because a lot of people are using
it. I mean, it looks like you have gigabyte internet. It should be fine. Yeah. Like you
should be able to stream to like every service as long as it's just we should be able
to do whatever the fuck you want with gigabyte. Yeah. Unless it's spectrum. You're
Dandy is getting hate on the subreddit.
Oh, that's all.
Alright, take the subreddit down.
Nurdandy shares how she really feels.
Top comment, this is exactly the kind of unhinged range induced
unadulterated toxicity and personal attacks
that we rise above in the subreddit.
It's disappointing that the town players can't keep things
civil and polite like we can.
It's been a civil night!
Nurdandy!
Nurdandy went OOT in the clip, I think.
I love it.
Imagine you're responding to Reddit's comments.
What the fuck am I asking?
He's just gonna get her fucking eyeballs arranged.
I mean, it's fine.
People did see the R word a lot earlier.
I didn't say that shit.
They all had the pass.
I didn't say that shit.
Did we check?
Did we all have the pass?
OK.
I mean, do we even need a check walnut?
No, I've seen a stream.
I've seen a stream.
Oh, come on.
No, yeah, he is.
Wait, it's full blown.
Is it like me on there or does it hate me?
Oh, Ash, you're the most hated motherfucker.
I fucking hate you.
Especially, you're not going to be able to bounce back.
I'm the fucking jester thing.
Allegations that was that's worse than the moon in the fucking diva shit
It is
What was that sure is that true or are we memeing or did he really was?
He said he didn't know how to stop it. He said the tome and I think the tome is worse
His name is he is a fucking asshole
Later to carry
Your subs are gonna drop faster than Mike trying to deploy a parachute
I just pulled it out of my ass
You are not the jailer, okay, you're the crazy old man's village
I have the threads on this fucking thing about me
There's people hating me
That's how bad you are
That's the fucking game
I think they're sub-rated, dedicated to this game
You got a bullet?
Rp clips to us too
Very intense nights
Nothing happened
How did you guys sleep?
I'm requesting my prediction
I'm requesting my prediction
Why? Why do you need protection?
I was predicted last night from the Coven
The coven made a move against me and this was a bad idea
He does it tell you when you're protected
Well, yeah, they will be like in you were attacked but such and such interfered hey go wait these wait these fuckers up
Oh dumb fucks wake up
I was so ready to fucking queue it up.
Genji, what are you?
Oh my gosh, already asking roles?
No.
I mean, he won't talk until night 18 anyway.
I'm gonna talk about my role day one.
I'm cranking it up.
I'm cranking it up early.
Little bad is cranking it up.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm cranking it.
Oh, not that.
Happy October!
Tell something to happen.
Central Coast.
If you tell people what role you can die with,
don't say it.
So don't tell people what your,
but if you're like an informative role,
you can say it cause then you're usually okay.
Okay.
For now.
Well, I mean, I guess they're immune to like,
all right Ash, what are you then?
You're just a player.
All right, since you're giving people advice.
Okay, so I'm a spy and I bugged Sarge last night
but I didn't get anything off of it.
All right, Ash is the play girl, let's kill him.
It was no need to put that information on him.
Yeah, you're going to wait. You're going to wait and be like...
Wait, why are we voting people already?
We just know.
It's Ash. He just opens his mouth first night and then...
I just don't believe this.
That's because kill people?
Well, hey man, it's like the 1600s.
No, it's not just because kill people. It's just...
Oh, my gosh.
I know what do you think we should do here?
I feel bad just killing those dudes for no reason.
My life is in your hands, FIBO.
Moose, what do you think?
Moose?
Well, I'm always pro-fuck-ash.
Okay, you know, I'm going to go in there.
No, all right.
Listen, FIBO.
He's going to be a plague bearer, and it's going to be like, what the fuck?
It won't make sense, but what does a plague bearer do?
They spread the plague.
They go around and spread the plague, but spy is one of the only rules that can detect it.
So plaguebearers also fake themselves.
Is what the fuck was that?
Yeah, get this motherfucker out of here.
Oh, God, none of you guys voted to kill this person for what?
He's gonna be mad.
He's gonna be mad.
He's gonna be mad.
He's gonna be mad.
He's a playbearer.
What?
It's it can't be.
Every time this motherfucker opens his mouth, they won.
Every time player that's ever
He has no presumption of innocence.
Oh, just awful.
He has no presumption of guilt.
I don't know if there's any professional basketball
player that's just awful, but always around.
Perfect me, perfect me, perfect me.
OK.
You say killed Moose.
Does that mean Moose has armor?
Guys, have you ever heard a get that?
He's just trying to talk to me right now, and she's like,
I asked her for her address, so I can send her through best.
She was like, hey, run me my fruit.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And she's like, you know, like how gangsters say, like, run me my money.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
I yeah, I has anyone ever heard that?
Well, I've never heard.
Is that a Canadian thing?
Rundant pockets.
No. Right. Yeah.
But that's all right.
Now we can play the game.
I mean, I'm not that out.
Protected.
I know it's up.
What oh Hawthorne sign to search warrant moose is definitely bad. What does that mean?
Who the fuck is Hawthorne one RP notes yawn in two I was literally drunk last night
I'm covered in chill
No
True I got ash out and moose. That is true. I
But that's always I'm always looking for excuse. What that which is which is also true
Didn't notice the no-coven kill when I announced. I was tavern keeper door poison
I mean I would know if I was I just got tavern keeper. So unless the tavern keeper speaks up
And even if they do I guess I don't know
It's a down south I'm not a bad person we're all learning all right, let's go tjack
I gave if you want me to I can show myself right now, but I don't want to waste it
Don't watch it
You believe you
That's it so okay the first time it was why are we killing now?
What the fucking kill the drunk guy you make your parents off so much fun, huh?
You're dead
I don't have any information to give. I mean I can't even blame y'all
Well, there's people not talking
TP any info no I got nothing dog
Hope you've been up to TP
Literally waiting for something to happen. You're gonna get this edible, right? Let's make it happen. What's the TP?
What do you mean? I like that. What do you mean?
that's fucked up whatever I would it you know it's not this is the first time
meeting you I like that energy that's good yeah let's make something happen I
mean there could be a chance I'm able to do anything to get close to retribution
at some time you put your head on to get hung or a neck for a man I don't
know how to I don't know if it affects me really looking at his penis buddy
and he's about to get hanged.
What?
Um, let's hang his penis.
It's sort of fenced tp.
I'm the right.
I can't do anything.
Yeah.
I'm penis.
And I'm talking to you guys right now.
This is a bad hang.
Bad hang?
Bad hang.
Bad hang.
No reason at all to do this.
Snow is a fucking.
Lisa and LaBona?
We love that.
There's been no reason to do anything for her.
No, listen.
Listen, I understand I get it 5-0. It's it all looks insane, but there we
There's a method to our madness here now. We kill the bad because he voted guilty
Well, that you almost killed an innocent man
You don't want to kill me I'm promising you you do
But you you do not want to kill me
what are you do you have like an executioner on your something no no I'm
I'm a person you want to keep around I promise you he's with this receipt for
bulldozer he's guilty do we want to keep selling around that's voting guilty on
anyone corner corner I did I'm corner wait so what coffee rolls are there he's
a corner and we want to keep that around shit didn't mean to abstain I was
that info. All right. How fun
guys. Okay. Do your own autopsy.
Don't worry. I'll use you to
use you. Oh no.
What the hell?
I
What the fuck is a KM I'm trying to order this edible arrangement. I don't know what the fuck what the fuck is a KM
Is that like is that far?
Mile, but smaller kingmaker. Well, that's a really good virtue. That's fuck. That's a good bull
Oh, damn!
Why is this tongue green?
Berserk or Berserk?
Someone's locked in.
They were trying to kill Moots.
Right, 509, I did you.
Wait, what did that mean?
You're both counts double now because you were so judgmental of my accusations. Why don't you make one?
He gave me a Newsy.
No one else said that.
I gave you a Newsy.
Damn.
No one else say their roles, let's kill Sarge or Lisa.
That's fine.
Oh.
Well, we gotta kill someone.
Why?
Why?
I'm gonna kill somebody.
How about we kill you, huh?
Let's not do that.
Let's kill Lisa.
Let's kill Hulso.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How are we still ignoring that Moose was role blocked and nothing happened?
Well, that, okay, I was about to bring that back up because I wasn't role blocked
again, but there still wasn't a kill.
Yeah, so I'm thinking like noob, noob, coven.
What if it's penta?
Shut up.
Panging Lisa.
Is it ritualist?
Probably like an arsonist.
No, no, you just made me angry, the arsonist soul collector, you know.
Oh, come on.
Lisa didn't also vote guilty on that.
I also voted innocent when everybody else voted guilty
Yeah, because you knew he was innocent
Why would that be sauce?
Have you guys ever seen a Canadian zip code?
No
No
Isn't it what the police are doing?
I'm going to prove myself
I don't know what the hell is going on
I'm a fucking veteran
If you haven't seen a very...
I'm a veteran, I'm a veteran!
Oh, are you a veteran claim?
Oh, damn!
Veteran claim?
Wait, how many both of us do a veteran's get now?
Because actually, I can't just alert myself every day.
I'm gonna lose all my slots and then you mother fuckers can't kill me in my sleep.
No, I'm gonna kill you right now!
Fuck Italians!
What do you think?
Fuck Italians!
Veteran claim, no one's died from veteran.
Oh my god.
No one's died for veteran at all.
You guys, you guys need to try cannolis.
You just die.
You gotta try cannolis before you choose to get Italy.
We don't like Italy here.
You're in a bad mood.
Die, die bad person.
She's full of you, dude.
Okay, maybe the Reeds are off tonight.
No!
How could we have known?
How could we have known?
She was Italian.
How could we have known?
I used my power for the first time and I was trying to tell you, but you don't listen
I'm gonna say a 90% of cannolis are mid as fuck dude. This is gonna chat is about to lose their mind
Okay
I've never had a cannoli never have
What because I want to wait until I get the perfect one any time I see one
Like in a deli or some shit. They always just look okay
You know I want to wait into it same as I've never had a churro either
Because I always want to get like the perfect one, you know
Fuck you for that
For one new way to get the perfect one
What?
Better not be Sarge. We figured it out
I'm sick of everybody ignoring this fact.
Ignoring that whatever.
That moose, no coven killed, the knight moose was robo-
I did, I'm not the coven, I'm not the coven kill-
Nice.
Fuck.
What is he?
He was, he was coven.
Let it bang.
Oh he was.
Yeah.
Bam.
Who did the dune say or just-
Oh they left it as day five.
Yeah.
I just lost.
just snow moose and I just want to die tonight no that's what it says if the
doom say your guess your rules correctly they will all be doomed causing them to
be unstoppable the next day he didn't get him I don't think did he or did he
did he get it oh oh he did oh oh I see okay no I'm just now and I are just
gonna die to me. Yeah, you guys are fucking good. So let's just kill someone then. Who
are? What are you? Okay, so Snow is obviously evil. I'm the monarch. I knighted enthrall.
Is that true? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, he did. That's just how he sounds. It just
always sounds evil. I think that's a profiling. Well, get profiled. I know I'm good number
So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, so there's two left.
So Sarge is, oh, fuck.
I'm a dead man walking dude.
Yeah, you're dead.
It doesn't really matter.
That'd be a waste of life.
What are you?
I'm a tavern keeper.
And though, what are you?
Let's see here.
Oh, what the fuck?
All right, let's go again, I guess.
Oh, well, Jesus, well, it's good last words. Listen, yeah, okay. I was I've been I've been
redeemed. Okay, I voted. I was one of the few who voted to have a bad kept. I said he was
innocent. He was innocent. I kept killed the Italian. I had a bad if you want, if
If you want a monologue, you're going to have to keep me alive otherwise.
It's my last day alive, I won't see some hang.
You'll never know what it was.
I just want this for entertainment.
I'm a damn man walking, I'm sorry.
Damn, they nerfed Doomsayer again, huh?
Oh.
You'll never know what the monologue was.
Oh no, I actually can't do that.
I actually can't do that.
That's lost to time. You'll never know. I hate something to play both times.
Oh!
At least we got that.
Hey!
What a dog shit game.
What is he?
That's Mary back.
So the Rebels are apocalypse. They're overpowered and they're horrible.
Why is this made-a-loud to play after confirmed Tomer?
I mean, it's pretty much over, right?
This is just Roblox Sarge so I can't kill anyone. I
Got to do a ton of sale tournament. How would that work until we're just forcing drinks down my throat or was that
fucking 5-0
Figured it's not night two when you did a kill I knew it was you I just won't I didn't even have the necronomic on
We just kept attacking people with high armor. That's how I instantly dig
Attack
Yeah, I was not the attacker the defense too high night for I tried to kill penta just for fun
Roblox when you're a dead man walking is crazy. I was like, I'm not gonna give him that
So I don't know
Probably won. Do you get the game now?
You know after five games honestly, you'll get it it really just is one of those things were I mean if you have any questions
I'll answer them, but you kind of do just have to play it
I'll attack you your defense was too high at the time the only info we had was the one killer was a berserker
So I just
I didn't want to put LT in my name so don't go to work just don't go
so you have diarrhea just get a day one just sure I will pay for the first hour of your
shift sure give me your busses for the month
Hello, this is mr. Snow. I
Will let you guys know that you can enjoy this game a hell of a lot more if you imagine that every smoke detector and fire alarm is
Going off in goon's house and he can't hear anything that anyone is saying
It's just the way that he speaks to people makes me think that every fire alarm is going off in this house
Who's the most sane fucking person I've ever met in roleplay
Yes
You're more of a fictional creature than him
Too far we're like town of pussy
Let me finish ordering this street address.
415.
Wow.
Give that serial killer a reward.
He's always just picked the first one.
F tier duty.
He's a confirmed tomer.
5-0 you wouldn't get it.
He actually has a giant piece of shit for that.
He's a confirmed tomer.
He throws when he's covered.
It's just bad.
I guess I just need to learn this lore this is a better game this game less lobby just became 50% better
This note sound like a thank-you
Do he boy?
I disagree I don't think I don't think that I just like carrying you here. Yeah me too
You know, I just I just learned Peach's real name and it all makes sense now, Brittany Rockefeller.
Oh, she's a Brittany Brittany Rockefeller.
All makes the cameras.
That's nice.
Somebody with protection.
That is not her real name.
I am convinced he's worth it.
What sounds like it?
Rockerfeller?
Rockerfeller.
I've heard.
Yeah.
Her name.
Name of someone that's been in a cult.
It's got to be like a stage name or something, right?
Yeah.
Tell me that's her name.
Are we killing somebody today?
No, like I said, we should raise that.
Antho, you pick.
We'll kill whoever you pick.
Man's up for blood.
Yeah, fine.
I'll just pick somebody.
I mean, we'll just pick someone.
It seems like you guys have a ritual for the beginning
of the lobby.
We need to ask for numpad really.
Rituals huh?
Well numpad is still in the game so let's kill numpad.
Yeah.
Good call.
Okay.
Now 5-0's getting it.
He's getting it.
He's getting it.
We have to go in 5-0's soul raid.
We have to.
I am a talent support that you don't really want to kill right now.
Kill.
Goode does not give a fuck.
I am a retributionist.
OK, spell that right now.
Retributionist.
Oh, that's sounding it out.
What are numbers?
OK, retributionist.
Better than me.
There's no S in retributionist.
Retributionist.
What is snow yesterday?
What is happening?
What is happening?
That is a mess of retributionists.
Whoa!
That's crazy!
What is that?
Are you getting ready for work?
What is that game?
That's crazy.
You've actually left their screen.
Good hang 5-0.
Whatever the fuck is going on.
You know what sometimes they miss.
Oh, that's crazy.
The game misspelled retributionists.
They put an S in there.
That's crazy.
That's a silent. No, no, no. Sometimes it was a good cause. Good. I mean,
it's awful. That's lame. Lame. Lame. All right. Card message. I'm sorry. I called you a slow learner
during town of Salem, too. Nice. I know. I should really just try to get some sort of
bulk thing going with the editable arrangement, people of your shape.
your dad your dad your dad please try a role play for once in your life Lisa killer Lisa
killer right now what kill me no kill kill numpad I thought they were dead there you go you killed
them I I I think Lisa soaked in gas right now are you are you okay no I'm back hello okay
Yeah, so we should just become a fucking edible ranger that's a reward remember
So when you get those two people out of the game, what's who are the next way you're actually you're
Some sort of information. Yeah, usually people are usually people are dead. Usually someone will be like I saw so-and-so go here
I saw so-and-so go there
Or like rules that compare other people and beyond that generally you business
What we go in alphabetical order
So I was AFK last round.
Hey, Moose, could you give me a rundown of what happened in that site?
What?
Do you do anything fun?
Yeah, I went to a peep at someone.
Who's talking?
Lisa, why is she soaked in gas?
Who's house did uh-
I was talking about-
One hour, by the way.
So can you get one?
Lisa, who's house did Moose go to?
I don't know.
Why are you asking?
It sounds like you knew something in this story.
What the fuck is your issue?
I'm just trying to get something up, you know. I just want to get information.
No one's dying. We have no...
There's two dead people.
Well, Beth's saying someone's covered in gas, so we have a fucking arsenic.
There's a couple of people covered in gas.
This crazy woman is accusing people and she's covering you.
You have to leave, you fucking freak.
Did you see that off your top here?
Did you just bug Lisa?
Oh wait, I'm behind.
I actually don't.
I need to go.
Yeah, let's just get him out of here.
Get him out.
Hold on, hold on.
Did you just bug Lisa?
I didn't do anything.
I died you.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead, yeah.
What are we doing?
Are you killing Lisa, man?
I'm going.
I'm going.
We're trying to figure it out.
When is the one covered in oil the ones that used to die?
Wait, LeBat, did you just bug her in the same night?
No, night one and then it was revealed.
Alright, thanks for the games. I'll see you whenever I guess. Bye.
Bye.
I clicked Lisa night one. Is that what that means?
No, that means someone just clicked Lisa.
Just because?
Oh my God!
Oh, good. Sorry.
See, 5-0, does that make sense?
Nice, 5-0.
See, there's an order to these events.
1 out of 3, we got them.
Yeah, there's an order to these things.
We didn't know I had a serial killer there.
God, do I really want to waste a trap on a spot?
No, and you know, the answer is I don't.
When I go into it, the answer is I really, really don't.
I feel like I have a pretty high soul read rate.
Well, not that, you know, there's definitely some.
Sometimes it doesn't go well, but even when I'm looking,
catch up off the plate, look, just fucking poor catch up
your mouth I'm gonna go just squeeze that shit into your mouth
hates all secures damn two prosecutors all we would have wanted
can I make an educated jet a Jess educated yes
hey can you I don't know about it's your second
guess
Oh
This can be a soul read practice game
Yeah, we just kill so I'm gonna die for practice. Yeah, you're the practice girl
Well Lisa, what are you though? What am I should I say it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
You sure yeah, I don't
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh,
Oh, okay.
So then
right that's good that makes sense hey that makes sense what you call me yeah
what you call is disgusting
well uh human intent at our homies disgusting yeah you did leave them there
what's wrong with that laser what's wrong with friends I really don't want to be the
I just
Moose and the batter enemies we can kill moose too. Yeah, you don't want to do that
I can't be a little bad sat there and gave you tech support for two hours
He has to be the most patient only a man with children
Let's give it up for a little bad everyone between the two bad guys. I mean we killed him, but I can't imagine
Yeah, let's let's let's let's let's hear soul read
What are you drinking right now? I'm trying a white club peach flavor, but it kind of
talks okay
And a corner killed by serial killer. It's 1 a.m. In Texas time. Well, what coffin rolls
Do you have? I've only been looking at ashes. No, that's how the rule works
Yes, it is. Do you know they died last night? I haven't had time to
I'll talk to you yet. No, let's kill you're right. You're at least a good job
Lisa
Oh, that's way better than you in your face to internet. Yeah, she's the weights are off now everything else is fast now
Yeah, no
We can very much lose
right
No more skin lamps for you mother fuck it's true
That's a good trap that trap I like although oh
I would have saved a little bad I guess I will what I yeah, I think it would have saved me
This is surely those against whatever it seems pretty unlocked. Oh, yes, sir. All right, y'all are gonna lose
We're all good. We're all just fucks. We're all just fucks. We're all just fucks
They come and run this town. Yeah, I got a text last night
Are you got protected? Yes. I got protection. Well, what do your notes say, Lisa?
What do my notes say is
Okay, you're losing me with these fucking bullshit notes. What do you mean? There's so much bullshit in here
How is this?
I was I thought I was gonna die but I can't fucking read this quickly I
Put the accent on purpose so that you're silly ask could read better. It's about it's all the other shit
I'll fix it. Okay. I'll fix it now. I'll fix it right now. I can hate these rps fucking notes
All right, I think Mooseley good kill.
Erpy is your favorite thing on Earth.
I'm not doing it right now.
Who suggested that though?
Who suggested what?
What?
Oh, because of her notes.
Oh yeah, I think Moose should die.
Don't worry, I'll just go and out myself.
I'm Town Arsonist. I've been in my house huffing gas.
You have three coven alive right now.
Oh, like a mover.
That's why you got covered when you came to visit me.
Stop covering me with that shit.
Y'all got three coming y'all either get them out or y'all are done
No, no, we could kill Penta
I drank with moose last night. Oh two people drink. What are you people crazy? Okay?
So let's kill moose because an arsonist will kill us all
Well, let's do some math
Okay
And then kill HUSO for being so quick to kill us
Look at the club controlling the conversation guys
Okay
There's eight people up, three cubbin
Guys, I will vote with town
One neutral
Who's also saying it's a town arsonist
So, yes there is, just like I was a town werewolf earlier it happens
Listen, you either live
I'm in a town arsonist house
What do you mean? I just burn shit in my back
Town arsonist don't want there to be a town
Aren't you gonna go?
I've been sitting in my house. All right, you're gonna let three coven win
You kill
GG Penta I voted in this shit because you're yeah, you think made sense. What do you mean you voted in this thing? He's a fucking arson
No
Maybe all three uh
That was a good kill what the hell is wrong with you people?
No it's not on the grand scheme of things the coven are just gonna win now
Shut up coven boy. Oh god. You're the coven aren't you?
No, the fuck is wrong with you insane people. God damn
I'm building a trap. I don't want any dies being protected so it's poisoner
I mean it's definitely Huso. There's three left. Probably Huso, Snow, I'm gonna die due to Poisoner.
Yeah and they can only do that once so that's pretty good. Now I got a trap now so that's also
pretty good. Lisa's probably fucking Smoke. Maybe they don't kill her though. We'll see.
That's not so bad really. Yeah they're so slow killing. Okay very winnable game here.
Oh man, I like his outro.
Penta was right, he's good.
Okay, so Penta's good, so it's...
So it's probably you.
EJ Antos, though?
Well what are you, buddy?
Uh, Tavern Keeper.
Okay, they...
I just roll block people so they can't do stuff.
Let's take a look at your notes, Lisa.
Uh, and I love to say it when I'm like, I can't, you know, like, I've...
Roblox. Yeah, I can say it all out, right? Yeah, you got Roblox. Yes
Snow, what are you?
I'm a buddy guards. Oh, bullshit. I don't fucking believe that
Protect sorry, you didn't even kill anyone. What about TJ?
TJ I'm the tavern keeper. I don't who else claimed it is wrong. I mean, I just
So kill TJ
Well, let's see you know, it's here, so sure
He just typed them.
I typed all that just now.
I've been claiming Tavern Keeper since like three turns ago.
Okay, so let's go through Lisa's notes because they're probably the most reliable.
Antho and TJ are homies.
So that's probably two of the coven right there.
If Pent is good, Lisa's good.
snow might be the safest I guess but I don't know if they can be well one of
them might have the net row it's snow or TJ for me I think it's I think it's
whoso okay so it's the coven yeah I think we go with TJ
why TJ or whoso again because I I just I think whoso's notes are a little
more comprehensive and also tj was really who's had like one line of notes and he typed them up as
we were speaking yeah but tj was so slow to claim he claimed it after i said it
tj have you said something i don't know kill tj lisa lisa vote for tj lisa vote for tj
oh wait are we just fucked we might lose unless you are a role that can kill
Yeah, who's the whoso?
Hold the...
You just gotta vote her, so...
Well whoso? Lisa, you have to vote.
Lisa, you have to vote.
I did. I did vote.
Oh, because you need four.
Oh yeah, it's 3v3. Fuck.
It's okay, I'll roll block one.
Don't roll block me.
Or do...
This might be a whoso trap.
Because Lisa's useless.
We need the roll blocks.
Yeah.
You can't kill the Coven later.
Yeah, it's it's a Huso trap.
We're blocking trap.
Yeah.
Two to prosecute.
Rough game.
Is it trap unblockable attack?
OK, I got the poisoner.
That could be huge.
I have a fucking potion master.
Yeah, they have some they have something shielding.
They're fucking sacked.
So.
No, they have a barrier.
Trap only kills attackers.
No, I guarantee you they have a barrier.
It doesn't make sense because snow's bad.
So you must have the necronomicon.
But if they don't die, bad.
Because so you and TJ are friends
and there's three coven left.
So does this that is just statistically you and TJ.
You are coming whispering.
I'm getting on a Coven or Calooney doing data.
Whispering?
Can you share with us?
Lisa, look at that.
Look at what they're doing.
I'm looking.
I know one.
It's who's going Penta and someone else maybe.
How's that possible?
Penta and wait.
but there's Lisa there's three coven left they're all trying to get like look
at the votes yeah but he's going to be mean just just for who so don't do that
we're gonna have to no Lisa don't do that yeah you have to if you do that
The game Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa stop stop stop stop stop listen to
Let this play out if we Lisa just
You fucking stupid Italian bitch
Why
Lisa if you're good
Oh my god!
Just map! It's map!
What are you doing? Holy shit!
Just a fucking map!
You can't let that slide.
I mean, it doesn't matter. They have to vote now.
Holy fucking shit.
How- if we survive till night nine, I think we win, right?
If we just, like, like if we win guys next time, they should just fuck up this whole game, but...
That's fucking crazy, Lisa.
Why- oh, I just have to believe.
What the fuck is that?
Lisa, there's three bad guys and three people are telling you get another guy out.
Bye-bye.
Good job, Lisa.
God damn it.
God damn it! God damn it!
How did you fall for that?
I actually...
I'm not giving a fruit basket. That was just a fucking throw.
That was a not locked in throw.
What the hell was that?
Now, I think that's the biggest throw I've ever seen.
Probably the worst play of our lifetime, I think.
The worst play of TOS 2 lifetime.
What do I mean? Role blocked.
Lisa, you should actually feel bad.
That was terrible.
You, well, I'm confirmed and you're like, they're whispering.
What the hell is that? You confirm me.
Oh my god.
You guys made it too easy.
We made it too easy.
Man, a town arsonist could have saved the day.
That was a, I don't think we were one unless-
I believe you're arsonist, Clay.
Lisa didn't know.
Man, she left.
Shut the fucking theorist or job to know this shit, man.
God, her notes were going to win us the game, too.
Yeah.
Trick on boy, one Tony boy.
Legitimately, just fixed her fucking Internet for nothing.
You guys did the porter from the game.
She called last game.
Make it make it to edible arrangements.
No, she called last game.
That was bad.
I don't feel bad about that.
That was that was bad.
That was a little harsh.
What do you mean? That was terrible.
That was awful.
I don't know. Maybe she was.
Maybe I was just going easy on me, just to give you my first win.
She was like, I just got a boat.
I have to. I can't.
I don't know what that was.
I just have to. I have to boat.
GG's folks. Could have had a town arsidest.
Did she leave this car?
She wanted the town arsidest.
She called me.
I hope she's fine.
Why do you guys say I'm not the Lord?
But then Moose that's a thing. I was a good soul reader
No, I'm just saying Moose is more
What do you guys have? Do you have a potion master?
Yeah, now Poison
Cuz I've trapped two of you dumb fucking readable fucks. You guys are more readable than a fucking cat in the hat book
I fucking hit both of you with my traps, but what are you guys burying? That's such bullshit
What the fuck is the point of the trapper?
It's so fucking stupid.
Trapper's not good.
I mean it is if...
I guess it blocks the attack so that's one thing but...
Hey, McConnell.
I think if you get to 9-10, Town just wins, right?
That was actually doable.
Actually doable with the trap and the fucking roll block.
And I consistently failed to reassign a roll as Covenantor because you can't cast
and I can't fucking believe that. That was terrible. Just awful. That was a solid win
though. No, it was not. That was not a solid win. That was a throw from Lisa. Absolutely
not not deserved. Not not deserved. Not fucking deserved at all. BG BG. That was just a fucking
throw this is about five this is what this game is about right there just
fucking terrible that's I think that's the worst game I've seen of this
that was all we can't end on that one right we can't of course I mean the
servers know that guy saw the fucking vending machine
You guys kill me second. I can't believe that you all believed into
You gotta command no one had any information, but Lisa and she was the most to manipulate
Manipulatable commanding presents people respond how long?
How long has it been illusionist coven leader poison Andrew?
Uh
Like last week wait, what wait what barriers like an hour or so? Oh the trap doesn't kill the coven leader. Oh
You know
It's a pretty rare role though, I feel like I see it
30 minutes in September
CP are you done? No, no my game crush
I'm sending the fucking fruit basket
Yeah. 30 minutes, guys. 30 minutes, what? 30 minutes to 30 minutes to fund Penta's fruit basket.
That man has to pay. We have one credit card that's maxed out because of the fucking fruit
basket. So I got a piece of the most acceptable. Is that a business expense? Yeah, I mean,
I write a lot of fruit baskets. Why are you buying a fruit basket? I fucking I'm getting
I'm getting
Peach one because I'm upset her and now I don't know
The guy put my voice as an alert
QE Q out delicious
Whoever writes whoever works at a boulder arrangements. I think uh, I
Think the last one of curvy was sorry that I call you I called you the dumbest person I've ever met in my life
You need to just be like there's there's an apology card option you can
You should open up a business they already have it it's called edible arrangements
Well, no like you do it yourself. He's one of their major enterprise accounts at this point
They just have a wall with all his apologies on it guys. Look we got another one
as least he apologized you know he know how to play with mistake such an
introspective guy all right lisa is coming back told her that we love her
don't you more though lisa how's moody god that was such a bad fucking play I
gotta get out my sister before she comes back that was terrible it was a
You play it was she hung Lusso because she hung Lusso who so because three people lose so come on
Three people were begging begging her there were three
Thank you
Eddie Lusso's a chat
Don't say I'm looser with your tongue.
I'm not gonna be looser with your tongue.
I see some loosers in chat.
Don't, don't, don't do that.
Lisa, it wasn't that bad of a play.
You just, it's okay.
I'm sorry, Lisa.
You did your best.
You did your best.
It's okay.
Oh god, he's done it.
Why, you best?
Yes, why?
I'm not, I'm not!
I'm saying you did your best!
I'm saying you did your best!
Let's do it like that.
Panic a little you panicked. No, I'm saying you did your best
Why it wouldn't be so bad to be deported after all it's way better over here anyway gets fruit basket comes back
You can take her over actually way over where
Hold on over where over here in the European Union
Okay
You're up, baby. I am German the best ever really reaches every corner now
We had a Korean girl for a while, we're like the UN, but we all fucking hate each other.
I don't think you guys are a man.
Yeah, everyone is a man.
So we're like the UN.
We're like the UN.
I don't think that in the Asian, I don't know.
We're more like NATO. Most of us are American, and we kind of control everything else.
I think Kimchi is Korean.
Yeah, that's what I said. Kimchi, I don't know where we're Korean. I don't know where she's at.
I thought about that when Twitch stopped doing the Korean servers, I thought about her but she's in Canada, so I think she'll be fun
I was thinking about the other kimchi, Sun Moon
Yeah, he gave up RP to like, I think he's just like right behind me
How are you talking about me?
Oh yeah, he did that bike thing, I remember. Oh man, that was so cool. I saw it on the epic clip and yeah, that was pretty cool
I
Mean is type
That can't be the last game
I'm gonna be honest it's gonna take me a few days to get over that one and next time I see you
There might be some transgressions, okay
But that was that was rough that was I mean who so was confirmed was it wasn't he? Oh, yeah
He was I wasn't confirmed, but just the night you were just there you were confirmed so there's two good people
There were three
I just said you were playing a goof and like what if you did this is like, you know, it's played up what a goof
You know
yourself
Next time next time I'm confirmed just turn your brain off and then just listen to whatever I'm saying you've already
You did it you confirm the three of them vote for me and we're like Lisa don't it's just like very
You're a little bit okay. You're not the one who convinced me was just a whispering that
The whispering whispering sus now we were I didn't want them to know I was I didn't want them to know
I didn't want them to know that I was a fucking trapper because it's what was winning the game Lisa
It's what was winning the game
So I didn't want them to know my role
All right, all right, well, and if we could get lucky with like a roll block trap
Because we couldn't have killed them so we had we had to outsmart them. Unfortunately. You were on our team
So that so that became
All right, all right
I
Like the post-cursor
And you were like, I don't know
Under your breath and it's just like something got me in my brain, you know, I mean you fucking pant you you were like
Penta's here, but you were like pet them. Let's be doing something bad
No, I was and I don't know what I've ever done for you to have developed this
Pre-conceived notion of me that I'm a whore. I feel like I'm pretty nice here when I feel what have I ever done?
I feel like I feel like when we're together in real life. I'm very patient with you. Okay, and I'm very nice
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always like Lisa. Come on. We're going this way. So I'm walking down an alley
Come on Lisa over here, but
Mode which you are just now you could be doing something crazy
Yeah, I
I can be a little crazy. Yeah, I call me a stupid Italian hole. That was after you fucked up, okay?
I'm sorry, I'm apologize for that. I'll get you your fucking fruit. What the hell else do you want from me?
I mean Jesus Christ
This boy you're really fucking kicking me while I'm down. I said, I'm sorry you send me your fucking address
Also, I need a fucking fruit basket. Do you want a muffin basket and said pick for their muffins?
I don't have both. Oh my god
Oh my fucking god!
I'm so hungry!
Well it's not going to be here until morning, it's two in the morning!
I just, I just really need fruit, I'm lacking the, the, the fructose.
Hey, wow.
Hey, fructose, that's, that's a synthetic.
Are you gonna hold the fructose at one dirty in the morning?
Do you want a fucking Pepsi basket then? What are you saying?
You don't want fructose, you want blue boots.
Okay, a Mountain Dew basket would go far.
You know what, a fructose is a thing.
My fructose corn syrup, it's bad, that's bad.
Love is full.
I mean it's bad, it's good in Italian.
It's good in Italy.
It's fructose better in Italy.
Reading Lisa's notes makes me so excited
to see her reports in the MBT.
Oh yeah, she's not shit.
She's gonna make a good cup.
She's gonna log on to that cup.
She has, she has, she damn me.
She was like, hey, I wanna play more of this.
Yeah.
It's true.
And I was like, all right, let's go Lisa.
Let's go cup.
Internet for her not to play cop. Yeah, she actually wants to play more cop. It's coffee purple fun. Yeah, it's awesome
It's it's legitimately
It's the best cop roleplay I think I've ever done
Once the
And she gets you know a little more flesh now we have like huts and stuff
That's the only thing right now is that any sort of major bus do feel empty because they're just
Doesn't really lead to anything
So I think to make up for last game Lisa gets to ask one person what their role is and they have to tell the truth
No, she fucking lost that game for us. What are you talking about? She lost that game
That's all right, it's on big deal
damn
So I can't I we have no kill we have no killing
There is a serial killer among us we should do it among us I'd soon there's a
there's a pirate among you I hate that green that's very suspicious that
somebody who tries to kill me night won me specifically it's either goon or
my collar wants his revenge oh shit he's going to see snow I don't I don't
do that how do you know somebody tried to kill you a pirate attack the
Fire it like duals you you have to
It's okay
Good band and fucking called a racist and just all sorts of crazy shit on sir
It's fine. You're good for what it's worth. I had a blast with that whole situation
Can we I just wanna move on please
Why are you trying to kill me
It's the castle wait snow is the castle gun
Not yet now. Oh wow
I'm such as a misted, honestly.
About the first time, I don't know if you fucking say I have this anymore.
They're the most firepiggy in the world, the chief didn't do it right, just his crew.
Yeah, I didn't.
The chief and I didn't do shit, I just stood there.
Yeah.
Are we hanging anybody?
Yeah, I'll sign 50.
Wait, why?
You were the first one to ask.
Yeah, you seem hungry.
We're all peaceful people and you're like, let's kill rule number one. Don't talk
Any any notes in your defense five oh
Okay
I can't I can't risk that that could be true
Get him out of the fucking Iron Maiden. Get him out of the Iron Maiden. Get him out of the Iron Maiden. Kill me.
Are you sure?
Yeah, get him out. Get him out. I can't risk that. I can't risk that.
Are you sure you don't want to die?
I'm pretty positive I don't want to die. At least I really appreciate you winning me the last game.
Thank you.
My car!
Wait.
Did you hear the rubbin' in, man?
The tactical pervert abstained.
The what?
Oh my gosh!
I have a dumb question, it says 2 people voted to kill, but only one of them, I showed only one, why is that?
What? Oh because Storm abstained. Oh you said it shows 2 people voted to kill. I don't know.
No it was 11 to 2 and out of the 2, one is abstained and one is guilty.
Oh yeah. Yeah exactly. Yeah yeah, you got it so plopped.
You know that is the second time we've come out from the house
house and numpad you've spoken for that's real serial killer.
Oh, let's go.
Better.
All right.
Let's go.
Better than the wolf.
Hey, I'll take that.
It's been silver bullets in that well, let me answer your question.
Okay.
Let me be clean.
Huh?
Oh, you trade.
I guess.
Let me be clean.
I am not evil.
I'm not evil.
I am a very esteemed person.
I'm gonna get nixed in defense.
All right, Emil.
I don't have a good idea.
I don't have a good idea.
I'm gonna play that shit.
No.
I don't need no shit.
I don't need no shit.
Say you'll kill that person.
Okay, that really sounds like something a serial killer would say.
So, Numpad is a jester.
I am a highly esteemed member of society.
We don't want to kill him.
Did we just hang the jester in us?
No, I'm not a jester.
You're a good-looking man.
Well, why the fuck?
Okay, you have me now.
I'll just shut up then.
No one has information.
no one okay nobody accused you of anything
that you're watching the news and there's a report
the city and you just walk into the police department you're like hey i just want to clear this up that's fucking not me man
i don't i don't do that kind of shit just so you guys know i don't fucking do that man
literally said that's not me if they fucking put
I
Do not know
Watching the watching the weather report
Do you have any defense whatsoever to prove that you were not a serial killer my defense is warm I am not
you're a jester you are a jester actually no I am a town power okay I'm
a town power a TP all right do you just want to hang the just give just give her
easy fucking guys I am not a jester at all yes you are we need me at least let me
survive one more guys please let me at least survive this night so I can get
Just kill the gesture so it doesn't fuck up psychic and serious guys. I'm a monarch. Okay. I'm on that. I'll see it
Okay
Okay, why are you saying this? I mean anybody could claim that everybody else calls
Well, anyone else stand there monarch and stuff. Yeah, okay, I can prove it. I can prove it next night
Who was three nights? Who who me me me?
Okay, I'm not spent nice huge
I mean if she's giving out free nightings I'm not gonna say no I would
probably please not hang me why did you fucking say I don't understand you
didn't have to do any of that no you know what accused you of anything do you
know that right you did accuse me of stuff no right no guys you know I mean
Before that you just started saying I don't fucking I'm not a killer man. What is this?
Yeah, but why why why
Night whoever I will not alright. Don't like don't like into it cuz I don't mmm night goon
Hold on, everybody, yeah, let's calm down, Sarge.
Are you saying Penta's bad?
I don't think this night shit happens.
You saying Penta's bad?
No, I'm not saying Penta's bad.
I'm just saying let's see if Goon gets anointed.
Well, no one else is saying Monarch, so.
I think it's a fair exchange.
Goon, that gets you anointed.
Yeah, anybody else coming Monarch?
All right, whatever.
Protect me so I can let Goon.
I know.
Does a, will the werewolf attack tonight?
You don't think so?
Okay, I'll just wait to protect myself you are night now
Okay, town pirate just went out the window. We see people should kill the Frenchie or a
Well, the Frenchie just proved that I
Am a monoch. I am
anybody good night and goon after
She said all right night goon
Well, all we're taking is someone else's name.
Who just said that?
Who just said that?
Keep me dead.
I did.
That makes no fucking sense.
What did you just say?
I guess my logic was there a little bit of water.
No, let's kill T.P.
Let's kill T.P.
Not me.
I was jailed.
I saw a robot get killed by the pirate last night.
Yeah, you're going there.
That's insane.
Raven, who killed him?
I don't think you don't see who killed him.
Covenant killed him, and you were in jail.
Oh, oh.
Yes, but there's a coven haven't killed any night at whatever
Because I was the jailed yeah get tp
Hear my notes, how would that let you see that he's getting killed by
It says in the death killed by pirate. Are you dumb? He's just role playing. Okay. He's just role playing but
Still just the just the role playing. How's that role playing?
Well, you're like oh, I saw oh, yeah, sorry, so I'm sure I'm getting voted here role play notes
Brokely notes. I just said I'm
Some guy it's cuz we're firing because we're spitting some facts and you're like all those facts might not be like you were still on numpad
You know probably now, but it says nothing really numpads my
Numpads my monitor
Not bad. What do you think release him at once?
Okay
I'm orange. I'm corner actually take the corpse. I am neutral playing. Okay. I just I just I just check the body
I see what
Like do they visit I
Actually, I actually don't know
In a center let the body
What? McConnell voted innocent?
I don't trust McConnell's votes ever because he just does whatever he wants.
I think they're going to take a little bit of the virus.
Alright, but let's just kill TP.
Is anyone claiming to say it right now?
I'm telling you, this guy...
Why is Sarge pushing the vote on me so hard?
Okay, let's kill Sarge. Yeah, that's a good point.
Why am I...
Well, if TP is innocent...
No, sorry, no, I'm Sarge Huto.
if TP is innocent we'll call Saantje
No, no, no that's not right for
I'm not saying that
I'm just really interested in anything in this
Let's only work when we have a Seir, okay?
Right now there's no Seir
this has to be a solo raider
if you're even getting just going to
give up our position, we still have zero coven dead
Yeah literally stop with the solo red bullshit
guys conjecture in here says also evidence so
There is no evidence of me being guilty. I have the evidence.
Guilty man, we're gonna throw you in the fire pit. The perm of fire pit.
What? Why?
Lizzie, I got a good feeling about this kill.
You're the most random reads, Huso!
Come on, come on. It's like opening a loot box.
Bang! Yeah! That's why he wanted to kill...
There you go. It was it was right
Damn
Good night
No, she should shield
Lisa
The good because he because he had no goo. No, he has it from being monarched
My colonel
Was my colonel the double wearable? Oh, it might be it's
Oh my god, that was
like mcconnell in the first night i call oh yeah pyra yeah i'll see y'all later
no i'll wait no i have to see y'all later wait i thought he was in pyra one piece
what do you mean you have to go sad are you okay he's the pyra okay what do you what do
you mean you have to go sad hello see y'all later maybe see y'all on john silvers that
be a money launder in front of you.
When you meet the wizard pirate all along,
that's crazy.
Damn you,
SUDGE.
Oh, you're the call.
Excellent.
It's 10 times!
The rare hatch bob!
The clock is ticking.
Be in front of our TV since for the horror fun.
You're living with it.
Don't give away your home.
Don't listen.
And don't forget to wear your masks.
You guys got fluffed.
You guys read that into killing me.
into killing me from the game jailed.
That was a funny way to-
You just turned into a bunch of little bugs
crawling out your fucking clothes.
LG.
Got hex problems.
This is your LG?
Yeah.
Oh, who was coming?
Good job, Lisa.
Thanks.
Oh my god, I guess.
Oh, I guess it's good.
Lisa, good.
Good, Lisa.
Penta.
Well played, Penta.
Well played, Penta.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Almost gave it to you,
but I was like,
It's hard playing Necromancer when people haven't died in fucking three grounds.
Very clean commanding.
You can still attack if you call it LG.
Really?
Put LG in your name if it's LG.
LG in the name if LG.
Oh.
Always nice to play with you, us now.
You look pretty good.
Oh, I can't.
No, I got it.
It's like 9am.
I also called LG, so it's gonna be a bit.
bit I'm fucking chillin thank you so you should take the server down like once a
month more often go look at grass event they just they just go on a
different server though most people yeah but I still feel like the people that
don't like a RP cooldown day is kind of a good thing I would if I could like
band and one five and one yeah I guess that's true. Wildlings kind of asked
when no one whispers or it's not bad it's just an infill roll roll. What I
usually do is I try to fake seer with it because I feel like if you try to fake
track or people just really oh Wildling you know but I try to catch
someone doing some bad shit like Lisa visited there she's probably she's
probably bad you know 5-0 first night sergeant Lisa our enemies you get Lisa
because I just I don't freaking think so hell yeah you just killed 5-0 yeah what
the fuck did you do why I did what any good town member should do and I protect
you that's not a good thing I'm not saying I'm happy about it would I do it
again yes okay if it meant you have to learn the hard way not to click it
not to click on that one stupid fucking logic you gotta go five or you just
You can't click on the nine one man is
Jesus Christ three town that are what you do last night nothing
You sat down what's your role what's your role
Tracer
Jinx you sat down. Why didn't you do it?
What time is it in EST 3 a.m. So this maintenance was targeted to be done at 8 p.m.
The time right now is three minutes left mine is his hands
Three minutes guys do it
I
Server comes back up after September's over three minutes guys and September's over get them in
It's a fucking fire sale. Just
Just open all the pit this you know, I'll open up one. I'm tired
Stupid it's a harass people
I
When I got in trouble last time for talking shit, he put me as an alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert.
Oh, I got three, that's not bad.
I'll hit me up one.
Gentlemen with five gifted!
Why?
I don't believe it.
I was just sitting there.
I'm absolutely getting pumped!
I'm just sad.
I just really screwed up.
Cool, you gotta stop that shit.
What if I just help you?
Oh my god, kill her, kill her!
kill her well what what what what what neutral what neutral what neutral I did
kind of pour some gasoline okay I was just sitting in trouble last time two
minutes guys the guy put my voice as an alert oh I only got one off of that
I don't know. I only got one guys.
This is the last pump song of the
subathon. Is it? DJ. This is a
moment to remember. You'll be
telling your grandkids. Lisa
sit down. You sleep. Okay. I
sit down. Is that so bad?
JJ slaps with five
You don't you don't raise the dollar with five. I love you. Lisa. Holy shit, which game up a goddamn
No, it just hit
Holy
27
Get him in guys. I don't like this guy straight up on a boom
Slip slop last minute last minute R&G I
I
Don't I don't get it if you're gonna hate the character like why do you keep playing it?
Does he realize he's kind of ruining him enough to stop me?
Oil oil on it oil and it I took that's right. Thanks for the five
Can you pass the book I don't know I don't think so
Should I give it to the Dreamweaver?
Oh, it's Jester Gage!
That's actually fucked up.
Is that it? Or is it something?
Someone confirm the call?
Is that it? It's over?
Oh, did someone do it?
Confirmed no more mo-
It's her ass people.
That's all he does.
Is it over let me refresh your car deserve to be kicked. I wish I could been pound it and power
That's not who saw this time so
So it's had Sergeant Lisa or enemies but that doesn't affect her search.
Sergeant's claiming to protect people, right?
Like in Europe!
What are you guys talking about?
Goon, do you have any epic ones?
After having met him in real life...
Hacking the fructose.
Lisa, DM me your address.
Actually, text me. Text me your address. You have my number.
Can I have both?
I'm sure I'm the second gunner, such an idiot.
I think we hanged in here.
How you dirty bitch?
You got any concrete evidence?
He just doing the Storm?
Storm said one of us three is bad.
I know I'm good.
Honestly, this is blame.
I don't think TP is clever enough
to be whispering me what he's saying.
Oh yeah, that's it.
Oh no, they were doing it for fun.
was saying uh sarge tp moody not storms
you're just gonna insult this tp fill and then and then be off on your merry way
yeah what a drive by sarge i'm not here to make friends
you just follow me you're literally bringing friends to town you're just following from
on log at this point you got nothing concrete i did yeah like 2500 subs from pritch true
That's true. Yep. Now we're waiting for the golden cap of tomorrow
Hopefully they don't decide to do that. That might be kind of risky. I'm gonna go for it. Could be getting dated
Someone really forgot what the a meant
Today's been a good uh today reminds me of last year's summertime. It's been a good
Good homage homage, which one it's homage, right? Where's a homage? I think it's homage
homage
I'll miss omelette homage like that
Can you show your notes storms your serial killer?
No, I am not. Yeah, what are you? What's ABPB always protect penta? Yep. Nope. What's the B?
always be protected. What do you know? I'm gonna look on. Okay, so Moody's notes earlier
had it correct that TP and I were good and Goon was evil. What else? McConnell's notes.
I think it's storm moody fifty-fifty storm lines up with mine
because I have I have I have fifty-fifty between storm and snow.
Nope, I was fine.
I'm definitely can we see your notes?
OK, there's nothing in these.
Yeah, I think storms are serial killer.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm not conspired.
I am a spy.
I'm twitching if you're not spying.
She kind of just does have a bit of that lick to her, huh?
Yeah, look at that twitchy eyelid.
I get a little nervous when there's a rope around my neck, man.
You weren't that nervous yesterday in the dungeon.
Why, Lady Justice, kind of.
Look, Genji.
She loved it.
Gigi's serial killer.
You hear that laugh? That was a serial killer laugh.
Oh my God, she's enjoying it.
Yeah, it was a technical pervert choke, too.
Oh, fuck.
She killed me last game, too.
Should be Gigi.
Damn.
Wildling carried this game.
Wildling fucking carried this game.
That info was clutch.
Signed by Penta Coven.
Clear frame job.
Oh, touched me.
Oh, boy.
Moody, what are you?
Someone touched me last night.
touched someone called town police officer isn't it over it's over right
oh i mean it's gv2 moody where you're i'm a retributionist i've been using uh
numpad psychic abilities on people and then last night i crusaded snow but nothing happened
Well, Jinji and Penta are coven, so that's not true. I don't do that kind of shit, man.
No, I don't. I'm not. I'm not, man. Absolutely not.
Yeah, it's just you and me. Can you do something that's retribution is to kill any of them?
No, it's like doing the night. Can you kill any of them?
Let's just hang moody and
Hey, listen guys, I did kill the serial killer I got the serial killer out for you guys
Honestly, Sarge fuck you fall for his always be put
Whoa, it was but why why it's what just what just happened?
Usually I'm good, but what for Jinji so you don't get put on this thing
Why me
Because you're a sick let's let's kill Moody so we can at least give her a clean death. It's pretty painless like this
It's like rock time, right? You just squish her. Yeah, it's just it's better to die in your sleep
Yeah, no I wake people up before I kill them has anyone ever reported that they
had a better time dying in their sleep that's a good point where's this
information coming from I mean this has got to be pretty quick and painless
moody moody I guess it's your call you want to die during your day or during
the night now just you're both ginger see what happens during the hour game I
imagine you I mean you probably you probably wake up dying right it's not
That's probably worse cuz you're all fucking kid. Why am I being sad?
Well, I guess we'll find out moody. Let's know
How you gonna wake up dead dog? I don't think she can't protect herself. Did she try to protect herself?
I don't think retribution it they can't protect themselves. I don't think
Well, all right, how do you a sick fucks want to kill me?
I guess in your sleep, right?
I mean, let's hang them.
Yeah.
Some poetic about it.
I kind of like it.
It's a satisfying.
You guys can unmute if you want to call each other bad now.
Why do you not?
That's a town, buddy.
It's taking your charge.
You wake people up before you show them.
You should watch and learn, all right, man?
I'm watching.
We're losing.
But it wasn't let me.
I don't want to lose.
I just said, what was that picture of you
when you were drinking coffee or like promoting
something on Steam, the one that where you like,
look absolutely batshit and saying me that yes that's the face I imagine making you up
before they kill you. Hey come on what the fuck are you saying man that's how I just look.
I just look like that. What the fuck are you saying to me? Oh whoa.
Okay it's I think you're drinking I think you're brewed up but it feels like for a
steam promotion or something. I know. Do you go to my fan and we got a G Fuel promotion
with with that same picture right now
do you believe in yourself that thing?
i don't know, the gamer sucks
no in any case though no
that's the man that's the man who wakes you up before
before he kills you
that's a man you can trust with your life
this guy you can trust him with your life
i'm gonna snow 24 hours
that's a good guy so you're saying that that's what you say before
I'm just not happy to see you too, hey!
Hello, I'm killing you now.
Hey, you like it screwed up?
Well, anyways.
Hey, Jinji, it would be super funny if we kill Kento right now.
Oh!
You can't even try.
Fix the server.
the magic button fixing button please that guy is on the phone with the
vending machine company
he's like I guess it's American currency they need to be able to take my
pennies I want my goddamn snackers press the buttons now what's upon a time
I did support for a vending company they did it was that like people called in and said
I'm actually called the vending machine
Oh, we're 100%
Oh, yeah
You gotta get down here, you're a freksnake
Hey, hey my dollars, I need my mouth to do
In high school people
They don't want to do
In high school people would take chip bags and shove it in the coin return slot so
nothing would come out and then they would unplug it and it would be like a
a Scrooge McDuck torrent of coins.
Yeah, I'll say that.
It would be at the vending, like the vending owners, like, call in and be like, hey, um,
how do I prevent this?
Like, what are we supposed to do?
The second person that spelled up pen up.
I still can't believe Sarge didn't swap protects.
I shouldn't have looked at that.
What was the point of that?
We survived the entire game and let them kill themselves on us.
I know I called LG, but I didn't.
You're meant by that.
Yeah.
I'm not going to be able to follow this.
I'm going to clue what you meant.
Oh, wait, no, I'm going to read the whole thing
because he was a wildling.
Yeah.
I thought you were sitting there saying,
let me have a turn protecting him.
Oh, no.
I want to protect him next.
No, me.
No, me.
Always be protecting Penta.
Sorry.
I need one bar.
Who's leaving?
Oh, I got to go.
I called L.G.
I'm the fortunate.
What an intense and thrilling night of town of Salem, too.
OK, wait a minute.
What?
People, someone might become.
You might have a very special guess.
That'd be something.
That would be something.
He's coming.
Hold on.
He might have a very, very special.
Well, hold on.
No, no, there can't be a Mr. Big Penta twist.
I have to go to bed.
I work.
Oh no.
What's your job?
What's your job?
Show notes?
What's your job?
I just think you're the job.
What's your job?
Where do you live?
Got a job?
What is it?
You are the clone of, you know, taking a kid is not out of your reach.
What the fuck?
Hey, my illegitimate children.
legitimate children are nerdy your goddamn business okay there are some
but there's some bald eight to nine year olds who look like 35 year old
gunstover streamers it does not mean that they're biologically mine I mean
they look like me yeah yeah yeah oh by the way I put together a pitch deck for
you to have a do you know what I'll just entertain a little bit not really
but I think you look cute.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on now.
You're married, right?
For now.
Yeah, she's really about to turn you on.
Oh, my God.
Holy, man, this is getting real.
Photo conferring has it stopped from before.
Did that birth control out?
How does that birth control out?
Yes, sir.
All right, let's see here.
I need to finish it.
But I just finished it.
That's a bummer.
All right, all right.
That would have been juicy.
What's your finish, though?
Jesus Christ.
All right, I forgot the last few things I actually DM'd you.
Now I need to delete these before you actually
read them.
The person you're expecting.
She's not coming tonight.
Now it would have been a twist.
I think that would have been our first on-screen
So I would have been good for the sub-a-thon out of the huge
We need to invite the W community sometime
He would be like what the fuck
He would name it a no, though, I don't know no
This guy is kind of a gamer the Elden Ring shirt, right?
I just want to see him turn into like a
Yeah, you get up all some strength to get car you're adding or something
who? Adin? Hi. Hi or who? I don't think there's just two people in the same boat. I don't think there's
wait did you say did you put Kai and Aiden in the same boat? Yeah, you're all right. That seems pretty nice.
I'm getting out of here because Aiden banned from Twitch so we can have him on strings.
Aiden would just be like all right who's Jewish? Yeah let's vote for them. Get them up there.
hey come on man he met with the president former president yeah he'd be
like the president likes he likes that I'm doing this I gave him a watch he gave
his main discord mod strippers all right it's nice five I was coming back all
right yeah five of us but could you imagine Tyler won playing
Tyler Salem yeah I think he'd be good at it actually
Very to tell her one was amazing back into the H2P League of Legends
Yeah, he would
Game in his line nicely Tyler wanted to be good at this kind of game
I feel like he has a tactical kind of brain. Yeah, he does. He does hosting him play chess. Yeah, it's
Seem clips and stuff
Difference I
Never I never will I don't know much about time on line. I never really watched League. I would watch
Who's that pie guy
No, I would watch him because he'd be the only one up at like he's still be on like 7 a.m
So, he's like the only one on the team, so.
He can just play all day.
No, I want to play some more, McConnell, but we got to get to...
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Okay.
Why don't you say anything like that?
Yeah, yeah.
So much energy in that.
That's how he says it.
He really says it like that.
I was going to the big day club.
It's like 9, 20 AM and I'm still pretty energetic right now.
I don't know what's going on with me.
I can sleep.
I can't.
What?
No.
I don't drink coffee.
I don't like coffee.
All I need is I got to smell it.
I'm going to wait.
You don't like coffee?
No, I don't like coffee.
I don't like coffee.
It's like cigarettes.
I don't like how it tastes.
I just like how it makes me feel, you know?
I love the smell of coffee.
don't like the tape just like that it's October yep it's a hot it's Halloween
soon I'm to get scared are there even any good like horror games I was scared
a few minutes ago I don't think this year well tell me Halloween is more like
movies so I tend to a binge watch all of Friday's or 13 the Halloween movie
now until you go out for a lot of Friday's or 13 have you spent any money
issue yes just six hundred bucks so far not a lot I just dropped 400 on fucking
decorations my wife my wife just spent like 300 and 300 bucks today she wants
to put more what are you gonna do if the subathon goes through Halloween
stream myself hanging out can be I guess we should play a secret lab
following. What's RNG? Let's let's fucking orange you. Keep that out last Charles. Yeah,
do they got new maps and shit? That could be fun. Super for the morning lads. Who attacked
me? Who's gonna cough up the beans? These nuts. Wait, you got attacked? Somebody's trying
Oh, kill uh, kill, kill, kill the Jinn, DJ'n, DJ'n, kill him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
DJ'n, DJ'n.
Yeah, he went to, oh, Dengie, thanks.
Uh, yeah, you did, you went to, uh, Goons.
I didn't leave my house.
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
Why'd you come to my house?
I didn't, I would never come to your house.
You fucking played music and loud sounds all night long.
I would never.
That's easy.
Gigi.
What the fuck is going to need me later.
You're going to need me.
Oh, town arsonist again.
The classic. No, no.
I don't want to burn.
I don't want to burn.
Oh, I spent a lot of years to kill baddies.
Oh, my God, bad.
No, let the baddies live.
No, I'm trying to kill some baddies, too.
You're feeling.
Yeah.
We're going to want to kill baddies.
Well, yeah, let me just reveal my own spiel.
So I'm targeted.
Yeah, Goon, what's your role in Social Security?
I'm not asking your role, is he?
Were you protected or yeah?
Right, easy.
McConnell innocent.
Penta is such a genius.
I would have voted for you.
Just move out.
Just move out of town.
Just move out.
Because you guys are fucked.
You're going to die if you continue to live here.
What the hell?
I'm inside, but Penta is way too good for you, so.
Oh.
Oh.
What the hell?
I never believe in the rest of the night.
He seems to be useful.
Penta.
Penta, why'd we kill?
Oh, okay.
That's why we killed like that.
She better be evil.
It was all RNG.
I didn't pick a target or a torment.
Oh, my God.
Kibumi.
Nice.
Marshall's a huge one.
Gigi, you just let him walk all over you, man.
All right.
Fuck the coven.
Fuck every neutral.
But yes, I'm sort of in this back opening up cards.
I feel like you get to a point in this game
where it's just kind of impossible to lose.
That's day one.
Yeah, I'm talking about with trading card game simulator,
just to be clear.
You lose when you stop opening packs of the morning.
How many card display shelves do you guys have?
Because I got two, but I'm starting to feel like maybe I should.
I think I should have a third one to it. I feel like you had a cell. Yeah to sell you have four
I feel like two is fine. Honestly, they checked. Oh, that's right. Well, these are pretty good.
So in cards, it's pretty useless eventually.
What the hell? That's the thing about the game is I just I like it, but I feel like
like it's not very challenging. Maybe it's not supposed to be though.
Well, three coven the life story.
Because it's all any it could be anything. What do you think?
McDonnell, what do you, what do you foresee? What do you, what are you smelling?
Uh, probably storms bad. Why is that?
I'm a look at I'm not bad.
I actually
Look at who's out in front of them pat over there and that arsonist play down
main game is to actually play the card game.
Yeah, I wonder if there's going to be I saw that I wonder if there's going to be like an online mode
like McDonald's lying about what
these red packs on the shelves they're wiping out the floor
What
Are these red packs on the shelves they're wiping out the full release. Yeah
You think there's gonna be microchains transactions in this I feel like there is
No, no, I feel like there is I don't like this
I'm gonna be honest like looking at these cards this the card game would probably suck ass. I
Mean, I guess it depends though
Why do you lie about his role?
Yeah, I guess so.
I go up there.
I be going.
Yeah, McConnell visited.
OK, I wish there's our kind of selling.
And the last night.
Where does it say that?
I'm a lookout and I watch where does it say I'm a deputy?
No, that didn't happen.
Well, it's like it is actually stored that motherfuckered dead.
Well, oh, what's he doing?
Not what happened.
That won't even let it bang.
I don't even make it.
Let it bang. No.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
His body's still fresh.
What do we do?
We believe.
I say, what the fuck do this guy do?
Definitely lie.
100 percent.
I guess I'm a deputy.
If I could shoot somebody right now, I wouldn't shoot.
Like I don't know how it's up at the
it's all ruined.
It actually is.
What the fuck is he doing here?
Character frame, click that and then pick a person.
Is it the stuff above your head?
Oh, it's like the little banner thing.
It looks kind of like a sign in Skyrim or something.
Oh, it's the chain around it.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, it's not me.
I'm a.
Holy.
Let's see that body came footage.
Maybe the game's trying to ruin my fucking system.
Dude, actually, what the fuck is this, man?
What the fuck, why the fuck did he do this?
Yo, what in the fuck?
Oh, well then.
Can I get a storm?
A storm to fill the empty shelves.
I don't think I did, I don't think so, though.
You think a rival store paid him to do this?
I fucking knew it, man.
They're trying to fuck my shit.
Hell, though.
uh... now what you do strong
i don't know how to
i was in the u-kill the last guy to
you see a lot of you got to get up to kill
you know i i i declare no
i declare look out on the good guy
no my sins
it's right
it's
shit man
uh...
the purple ones.
What?
I was like, who's there?
Some sort of bed with less last night.
I noticed my bed was wrong.
I'll fix it.
Fix it later.
I don't know.
I'm still like, but just fine.
I want to.
The college.
I'll just get there.
So that's quite coming.
By this man, you actually just fucked my good morning.
Good morning.
That was a crazy September, huh? I can't believe it sucked over now. I can't believe it's cocktober
What the hell are you gonna do? I don't know
All right, see you tomorrow. It's slurred over. No, no, no, no, no, no, come on. No
Another beautiful day in this neighborhood. There's so many
There's so much real estate that we could be selling
I don't think I've ever made it this far in this game.
Play the game with me, I think.
She's manipulating you, goon.
K.R.
Leave that stuff to go on, please.
You can't do those vets.
You're not him, pal.
Eat her.
What?
Guys, I'm sorry to think I'm not the pervert I think I am.
Every time like all these super deranged pervert messages come out, it's always talking about
like I'm gonna get you pregnant.
And I've never wanted to get someone pregnant, you know?
That's just a fetish.
I'm gonna do that to you.
I would have kept going.
We should have just kept going.
Oh my God, I couldn't store.
Thank you.
I
Wish you just kept going
They're fucking asleep, it's late as fuck
It's 940 for me it's Friday
It's Friday. It's Monday. It's Monday. I'm not supposed to be live right now. It's
Tuesday. I don't stream on Mondays. I'm not changing your stream.
Oh, you got 16 more hours. I haven't you had enough? What's the time right now?
The ban is over, you know?
They all got banned on a fucking server that wasn't up.
They're banned from nothing.
It's like if Costco banned me on the...
You can't fire me! I'm taking two days off!
When McCow look at banned, everyone gets banned. That's what happens.
So...
What?
That's not true!
So, um, how we...
Just on a Sunday.
So...
How we like the SCP Secret Lab idea, Santa?
Oh, good night.
I'm gonna do the timeout.
I'm picking my target.
They all picked my targets.
What the fuck are they doing?
So they probably both clicked Pentel.
You really gotta leave that to Goon.
What?
Leave it to Goon.
I don't know how to make myself more clear.
I was just...
That was a sight.
Oh, that sounded like when Goon does.
I wasn't trying to die now. If I die it will be far more orgasmic.
What?
What the hell are you saying, Rick?
I think we should put a numpad.
Yeah, let's make it.
I used to think that French was a romantic language.
There are numpads saying orgasmic.
I'm a crusader. I've always been protecting Penta.
Oh yeah, don't kill her. Don't kill her. Don't kill her.
He's just probably sounds close.
Remember what happened last game?
Might.
I got protected.
When you doped, you just kill so and so.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
No, no.
When you doped, I just glazed.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not laying the charge on shit.
Thank you.
I'm protecting you, Penta.
Who's still LG?
I like the LG guys always eat the bad rolls, so I'm going to...
I like the murder rolls.
fucking lip it in reverse a dog let me look at it a little bit you should play you should
play fuck yeah sorry was that on me no it was on me oh I see but I was protecting you so
it was both of us you just know that pencil is like a carbon number or something
I'm just joking thinking you know maybe I'm protecting a common number right now
Storm's good
Well, why storm good just according to you guys wouldn't get it
The fuck the fuck doesn't even be you guys wouldn't get it. I'm working at a million miles a minute
There is a witch though. So I did TJ. Oh, well my protein gets until now. All right, let's go
Oh, I had Trapper.
Was the RS?
Well, let's just extend the, just a hut.
Just a hut held until.
Woo!
I don't know, Ares.
When I sent you the Sashing Murders for your Hogwarts RP.
Yeah, that was fun.
I remember that.
That server's not up anymore, right?
So, what was that Ares were talking about, Jean?
Well, for Anthony.
I don't know, they showed off the Hogwarts legacy.
And he's sure they paid to stream
You see was oh, no, I'm Hogwarts RP footage. Yeah, but I mean a cleric was just killed trying to protect pence
That's why I'm here. I protected you Jane. That's a shame. I mean protected me from what end of an era
Nothing no one talks to you
See you do shit. I bet you I bet you probably get put back up
Standing in front of you this in case what's your role again? I'm good
I'm a crusader and I serve the god
The guy that I want to serve at the moment
people at the precarious night people.
No, no, that's magic.
That's magic.
Monarch.
Yeah.
Sorry, what are you?
Let's kill.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Do you have any info?
Also, can you share notes?
Sure.
Psychic.
That's not it's very.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So the orgasmic sound from he was just chillin
So is the uh
Barbarian what it was a berserker? Oh, he was the two there
You a crusader?
This isn't a vaas. Jesus
Somebody came all over him
Zigzagged a sandwich. Oh, it worked. It's just us Genji
It's three of us right you fucking psychopath
you have you fucking psychopath I did claim TI with no info what is TI what
is what is town investigative I think it's at CI same thing I guess
Jesus you just shut up can't everybody on fire yeah how do you want to die
Uh
Old age say old age. Sorry not fire machine broke. It's gonna be fire then you fuck. Let me build this
Let me make this
Douses you and no, no, no, just wait like a night wait one night
God damn it
Let me booby trap is booby time
Booby time booby time grabs a
the comically long man. Booster Box is just the this is shit ever hit man. I swear to God
it doesn't. It's just a storm really fucked this round up huh lights match walks over
to your house. Stop doing that was doing that. Good give me some fire alarms. No that's
so that was a good ass in his role play right there. Walks away from fire with glasses
on whatever looks back got he's so cool coming over everybody guys do you think
tomorrow's gonna be the last day or do you think we make it to the weekend we
haven't even gone to the edging yeah what is this california it's over there is
no more than a sale at this time get so huge insurance payout is anyone leaving
no that's poor gaming now I called LG's I think I could do one more for us
don't know it's 4 a.m. but yeah I'll do one more how do we get more people in
here
oh my kind of good grace our thank you yeah it doesn't like anything but wow I
think where's great Grayson should be waking up right about now he's alive
who just joined me who are you bold DA sexual TV what's your job so fucking
angry yeah like I like you thank you I love DA glad he passed the killer
you are quite strong oh Penta is absolutely tired now he's cooked right
No, I'm just locked in you got sandwiches going or me. Yeah, no, I'm straight for my ways a little bit
I'm just ripping into
You're ripping into him. I'm not really playing this game anymore
Yeah, I'm check
Well, it's not the same you got to open a real pack. I know
That's just a little first edition box, you know 30k I
I hear that they do CT scans on that shit and stuff.
Yeah, people will like weigh them and stuff.
Yeah, I hear that shit's over. It's done.
You can't buy that shit at all anymore.
Yeah, it's just like, where are you going to get a trusted?
You need like a trusted source.
You can open like the new packs, I guess.
Everyone says that it's worth way more unsealed.
I bought an ETB from like every sword and shield expansion.
It's just not worth it.
I don't know what the fuck those words meant.
Like new, newer-ish Pokemon sets.
You bought Pokemon as an adult?
Yeah.
Pails me in comparison to what I've spent
on one piece card game.
One piece card game?
So hot right now.
I love one piece.
I am. I love One Piece. Are you crazy?
It's a great anime manga. Every week I follow, you know, it's calm.
So much screaming.
There's only anime.
Everybody's always yelling in One Piece.
So much yelling.
It's on a boat, right?
Yeah, it's a zoomer.
Is it on a boat?
Sometimes.
Oh, sometimes they don't jail unless they are fighting.
Sometimes they go on land.
Yeah, sometimes.
I mean, I love a lot of anime personally,
like City Hunter, Cobra, Sailor Moon.
Oh, Sailor, now you're talking.
That's anime talk time.
It is, it is.
My bro's jail.
Is that a bit?
Is that a man?
Like, people just claim jailers?
And it's a soup speed because it's not there so I'm just taking the relay first
You start with goons bits and they take soups bits look somebody has to do somebody has to kick up those the late game never
Yeah
Bald is beautiful
All right, we got a plague bringer and a dream weaver dream weaver killed
I actually can't believe how much of this was played during last year's silver phone.
Like a full week. That was awesome.
Ma, do you know the dream we've ever killed Numpound?
Fudge.
How's your claiming spy in a plague-bearer game?
Okay, I've not played this game ever. I played Tynosodium 10 years ago.
All right, vote him out.
You can click on people's roles now in the chat. It's bad hands.
No, you're a lot really updated to me. You got to kill me. So I didn't dump that
night Sarge. It sounds like a racist attack. What the hell happened to a ginger to
this thing happened to me. 1600s. It's just it's a it's a right of passage.
Gotcha. You can't say you're new. What color is the portrait on your right?
green typical newbie answer like a tealish green yeah I'm colorblind it's
actually blue blue or is it yellow as soon as you said you were colorblind I
decided to not trust you yeah I'm watching gonna be bad I'm a noob that
always equals bad I just listen I wrote the rules and I enforce them for a
reason this is why look these rules are tried and tested easy I'm actually a
professional why do you want us to kill you I'm doing a little I'm doing a
little mean I'm doing a little quirky joke oh someone help me die yes that's a
little joke. This isn't that
play down though. No, I I'm
I'm learning new bits from my
favorite TV show Brooklyn nine
nine. I wish to I wish to
like those quirky little
bastards. Silly little cops.
Yeah, I want to be a little
silly Billy cop. The best
police show I've ever seen.
Charles Boyle carries that
show pretty hard.
Voting randomly.
Nice.
3M chat.
Target visited Pento.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the trick, sir.
Aw, wow.
So little pumpkin hood.
Yeah!
Yes, sir!
Yay!
Yeah, okay.
I like that.
Is the promo still live?
It's over.
Does anyone have anything that could indicate...
anyone did something?
I think spy is actually bugged because it just I'll still see to save on a
bundle of rage if there's a plague bearer yeah I think the plague keeps spreading
then though it does because it's been on the last two people I saw even though he
died yesterday do you think you're spreading it around yeah maybe yeah
I don't know what he's doing in front of the room.
No one gives a fuck about this game anymore.
No one actually cares.
This is a good scheme of Donald. Did you pay for this?
It's too late.
I'm here running for the RP mines too man.
Hopefully that shit's ready by tomorrow.
Alright see ya.
Hey Moody. She just wants to believe.
Didn't even try.
server guy stole the vending machine
yeah what are you
who's touching
someone touched me I didn't see that face
who did it
did you lift
how'd you do that
why are you live
we still got a dream weaver and a jink so we should just hang it somewhere
yeah we'd be home
yeah probably moody
yeah let's murder moody
yeah
I'm clear.
Why do you think that he was the one?
So he keeps kicking my ass in the death row.
You get a bit more, so you win more.
My death rolls.
Sorry.
He's open.
Yeah, I've been open to packs.
You just open to packs?
I've been open to packs, so I'm done.
Do you even feel anything anymore,
or are you just kind of going through that?
Oh, yeah.
I feel good.
My hit, my hits.
Highest value card?
2.2k.
I feel like I haven't, some people
I've been saying that I've been getting some crazy shit, but
I feel like I just get like consistently $40 cards, you know?
Jamz are got like a $20k one
What the fuck?
I didn't even know that was possible
I think you should get it
RNG, RNG, RNG
Oh, just our thing
Just let it just, yeah
Just a little, see you later
Well, you're a ghost, yeah
Gg, Gg, Gg, Gg, Gg
They're saying subscribe to pen
Who had that huge bong rip? Sorry vase rip
That's so long
That's a juicy one
I hate them
I don't know what you're talking about
No, regular hate drugs
Yeah, I don't know
I can go for a bong rip right now
now. It's level 30 for the next fucking. There's three coven to town here. Can't even
get who's around after you back fired. Yeah, sorry guys, should I guess better? Who do
you think the other two are? Jinji, Goon, and Penta probably. Yeah, that's three, but
Absolutely, that's so long
There's four coming really
Smoke it's not even fire man. Not even a fair game. This is for the fire. That's all any
That's okay. I still have that
Keep me warm
Yeah, well you've got to be cold
Now I'm going to hell. I'm gonna be warm
I'm putting you on the ice block.
You put a yell at the top of your lungs when you die, that's a ban.
24 hours, see you later.
Put it on Reddit.
All right, we'll get a CG, I'm gonna rip open packs for a little bit.
Was it over?
Yeah, it's over.
I want to do...
He hammered that disconnect.
All right.
All right, I'll talk to you guys later.
See you soon.
Thanks for the games, fellas.
Bye bye.
Bye bye, Steve.
Do not come into my store.
You will be attacked.
Do not come.
I should expand a little bit, probably.
I got a place you can expand.
Mods.
Mods do something about that guy.
What's today?
Is today day 15 of the subathon?
16?
I don't know, I don't fucking know.
Does anyone even know, does anyone even hear?
Hello?
Hello?
They all left.
Wake up, Penta.
What's happening?
At this point, this employee's just fucking
really stocking the shelves for me.
Honestly, I'm thinking about it.
How'd you work for a guy who just fucking
stocked up the shelves and just rips it?
It rips him down?
The sub-ethon was five years ago.
Oh my god.
YAHOO!
My family wants me to wake up.
Tell them to fuck off!
I don't need them.
I don't need anyone.
Tell them don't wait up.
I'm not waiting for them.
Wait, where are you going?
Wait, you have to work here, buddy.
You're not allowed to leave.
Livo, you did a good job.
Gonna check out a little nook.
Hard shop is falling down.
Man, I feel like I need some new shit.
I don't need more play mats.
No, I'm gonna sleep so fucking hard today.
It's gonna be awesome.
I didn't mean to buy that, but whatever.
That's the sound of Costco staff when I walk in.
It's back!
Hey!
I have a name!
This guy really needs to re-sock a lot faster.
I'm ripping open the packs faster than he can re-sock, man.
I'm going to fuck out of me.
Come on, fit in there, bitch.
You trippin'?
You trippin' now?
not trippin yet. You just wait. Hands you something. It's cyanide. Damn. Wait, 32k subs
is kind of a lot. That's pretty cool. Sometimes I think like, uh, you know, streaming is gonna
develop like bad habits in my subconscious. And when I develop Alzheimer's, I'm just
gonna be sitting in the hallway of a retirement home, like saying shit that I would have
normally send him to a mic. Hey chat yo thanks for that five gifted poopy come
man. They're just like oh god. The greed! Stop why are they pepping? Why are they pepping?
People are just like oh that's so sad. Stop pepping you guys are pissing me off.
Oh my god that's so sad that he's doing that. Alright I'm ending the stream today.
I can't handle all the peps, but I know it's I'm done. It's actually over. Oh my god
Poor guy
We can't bring the kids to see him anymore. He just it's too sad. I used to be Randy Wrangler, you know
I'm gonna part of me wants to remodel all this shit, but like
Feel like I feel like I don't even play this game anymore. Like I'm not even playing this shit really
You know what I'm saying
Talking truck
Maybe I should play it more. I mean, it's all gonna get wiped with one point now
Time for a little dead rising. I'm gonna do 10 hours of Wrangler tomorrow
They oh no, I got Mike tomorrow
I'm gonna do 10 hours of RP. I don't know what and
Then I and then I want to do and then I want to do dead rising because it's October
I'm not a sure guy anymore. No sure guy. I'm not a sure guy anymore
Yeah, what if the server isn't up tomorrow full dead rising day?
Like set for Vaultless tomorrow. Oh god my vaults. I gotta play more wow. I
Got sub with unlocked time for a viewer raid
Yeah, we got to do that
By the new board games. I don't see that. It's like my game did an update, right?
Yeah, I don't fucking see that
Still in heroic gear
She just raided you just read with me and the viewers so I go. Oh my game isn't updated
open your phone look at the top left I got an update oh oh it's updating nice
update nice huge there we go this is Donkey Kong Country 2 the Valor has a
new update like they do every October oh hope almost fucked up hey whites load
game loading this save slot will over at the current save auto slot are you
sure you want to load from auto-save. This guy get past my fucking stink detectors.
Here you go, stinky bitch. I'm gonna need a new shelf for all the board games.
Oh, shit. These two look fun. Ow. Ow. So what dying sounds like? I think dying sounds like this.
Who's the bearded guy with rotisserie chicken hands in our honey?
Call a lot on one- AHHHAH!
NO!
There's chicken grease everywhere!
Let's see if the board games hit.
Let's see if they hit shop.
Man pretty cheap, the licensing is kind of a lot.
Oh shit, the profit is like...
Really good on it.
mods give that guy a warning.
Not about
Not about like how to act in this chat just warn him about like like general life stuff
Smoking is bad. Yeah
Good luck in the next six days
me
Him that guy
Well, what why that sounds so ominous?
Holy
No, sure
What?
okay hold on a second people like the Mafia game it's a game we were just playing
I need my restart guide buddy you got a shape up or ship out imagine you're
you're like re-stalk a store and every time you socket your boss is rips it all
down just uses everything and he's like hey man you got to suck this shit fast
I'm sorry this is not this is not working out yeah I do a faster job
absolutely alone bitch you know pussy Latina just giving a few boxes I should
just begin boxes for myself probably right tips for five gifted that's sad I
I miss the bonus subs. It's never mind yeah I don't don't gift anymore. It's just
gonna bum me out. Alright keep gifting. Big greedy twitches in the chat and needs
to make their money I guess. Streamers were just dollar sign zero you know.
Get this fucking shit on the shelf you ass boy. actual ass boy. Can you have
board game tables now I wonder? Yeah I gotta pay my bills. Do you get a game over if you
don't pay your bills or does it warn you? Good question. Poor boy. That hurt. Come on. Big,
big, big. I have a $2,000 card I could sell but I think it looks kind of cool. Maybe I
should just sell it though. No, it's not a ghost card. The resetting for card game launch.
Yeah, so it doesn't matter. I should just sell it
So what you're saying? Oh, man, it's so cool though. I got two ghost cards
Yeah, I don't think we're that desperate yet
Or even at all
We just got a sandwich I gotta get back to my roots, you know watch this boom
Some that shredding you got to spend money to make money. We good
Watch this Big Mac hits bread meat special sauce bread meat special sauce
bread and this gets us out of that right here I mean we're not we're not in
debt we're just kind of debt curious right now oh no it's a nice update for
the blindies you better get these on the shelf buddy I'm not fucking around
any more. A fillin.
I don't see it so much.
Can you click on the big toe? I don't know.
Maybe.
I'm about to level up.
Aw, ffff. Come on, I need a big hit.
Come on.
This shit bangs.
You think they patched out Big Macs?
You could be right.
New patch strats, mix it up.
Gotta lock it in, man.
I need these fucking board games of soul at all.
Some kind of hit.
okay you want the card sound opening back maybe that's what's messing with this
is the vibe I think yes run it back run that ship back what's the shit called
it's called I need a big dick daddy hit right now come on where my big dick daddy
yet I think I got a lot of these play that same song he gets workshop time I
Oh, I don't know man, okay.
Ooh, okay.
Ho ho!
That monkey's spittin' right now, Lord.
For real.
Say word.
These guys just caught up on all those boxes, finally.
Stinky.
1500 customers played in the shop.
What does that do?
All the board games?
Alright.
They ain't really sellin' that much.
Cash or quit, they always quit at nine.
I lost my mind.
How about both of these?
Crazy.
No, I don't need to sell the 2K card. I like it.
Nice shop layout.
I don't want to remodel.
Looks good. I want to get like some double-sided shelf thing and shit.
I may have one ghost card. I'll never suck a dick again.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
Now I'm gonna do it.
If this song is playing over the speakers of a shop,
and the over is on the table,
She's just ripping in the packs.
I think I'd stick around.
Yeah, I think I'd stick around there.
Eh, let's check this out.
Just some booster boxes.
Maybe I'll reset the lock.
Okay.
Okay.
Heating back up.
Okay.
Actually, heating back up.
Actually, a good booster box at the back.
What mods?
Hogwarts RP.
No.
Some of those I got really drunk.
I don't do that shit.
Rip into a full blue sack. Which one? Each blue ones. All of them. Well, there's the cheap, there's the regular blues and there's the
Destiny blues. I bet when like the technology came out to make this kind of music like synthesizers and shit
The computers people were probably just like what the fuck dog? We're really making future music
This is some, this is actually some space music though. Let's have for future music
Pussy
All right, I'm going to bed non-cop pod post it and I'll play it
You can play this please have another Ricky value. Yeah, you gotta find it
Who's the 24-hour version of this?
What's the penis?
Shrek
Been all over Shrek's I like trucks the show
You actually have to help find a bond. No, I got this
Jimmy into
Wrangler
You mean the EMS Bob and the Wrangler and this is a
Bubbathon. Oh, this is Jack Gardin Lee. I just showed it though. No Papa. That's toxic
That's so true
So true past so G
Says 8.7. Okay. This is the last of odd
The Vod guy uploaded
Play Lord of the Rings movie. No, no, no, no. We can't do that. I go fucking
Sleep hard hard sleeping
Then I'm going to come back and role play.
The gold vodka I got a life, sad, hate when I hate when that happens, that should actually
annoys me.
How dare he get a life?
Here's the degenerate Academy Waston, an idiot, it's safe you're on the internet with us.
Alright, I'm going to pass the fuck out and I'm going to be locked in for what
It will probably be the last couple days of this sub-a-thon, but I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
I don't know when it's gonna end.
I actually don't.
Who knows, someone could just hit the lottery and be like, I won't pen it to stream until
January.
Anything's possible, right?
Jimmy Wrangler.
This is...
Hey, plants, Hearth.
That's not right.
I just want to say you're looking very confident, sassy and optimally-optimally-optimally-optimally-optimally,
same reading comprehension.
That's a hard word to say.
Op-Timali.
Nice.
Nice.
For comedy.
Alright.
Nice chat.
Oh, fuck I love Tímali.
See you tomorrow.
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Alright, good night. Love you, Jack. Bye. See you tomorrow.
Good street. Good ass today.
So long.
I haven't talked about throwing Jimmy back in rotation.
That's so long.
McConnell punching air.
Dude, he was just telling me how he feels like BlockRP is so good.
He was just like thanking me for being like,
you're really just the Messiah of role-play, man.
You're saving this server.
You're...
He was like, how is it possible that anyone is so good at RP?
I abandoned him yesterday.
Yeah, I started getting anxious about my CT scan, so I went downstairs to eat cookie dough, just right out of the tube, too.
I mean, I'm talking like, tube to mouth.
Jimmy won.
That's a lot of votes.
Hey, if you didn't vote, you can't complain.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh, mom.
When I'm stressed out of just drink a bunch of alcohol usually works until the next day and I'm dying in bed
I think you've never tried stress eating. It's not as good as drinking. I disagree
Wait, you're dude, you would rather drink a beer than eat a cookie
That's crazy to me man. Yes
Insanity I'm not 10 years old. Oh wow. Hey, sorry. I'm not 10 years old. I don't want to eat something that tastes good
hey if I wanted something sweet in my mouth I would suck my own dick because
I'm a diabetic yeah good one dude good one this guy says too old for cookies
gatekeeping cookies too old for things literally made by old people they're not
old and elf years a hundred years is like nothing they're basically
teenagers it's true what are why are you
hiding me I'm right
hi mr. human did you see my mom your mom
might be around in about 30 minutes I
could your mom might be around in like
30 minutes 30 minutes yeah you're really
around she might be getting around I
I said you're really around.
I am.
Around Belly.
You're fucking roasted actually.
I am.
Hi, I love you guys.
I just got roasted by a little cat.
Yeah, you did.
I love you.
What's going on?
Not too much, it's kind of patrolling.
He's scared.
You're scared?
Yeah.
Why are you scared?
I don't know.
You don't know.
I'm just scared.
Is there like a particular thing or are you just kind of like...
I'm scared.
Um, you want a fortune cookie?
Maybe it'll give you a fortune and it'll make you less scared.
Oh, please?
What do you need help with?
Help?
Can you help me?
Listen kid, get on the bike and park in the parking spot.
We can talk over there, okay?
woman's trying to give me a cookie and get me in the car
what the fuck no that's not what i'm doing
listen get on the bike park in the parking spot over there we can talk over there so safe in the
wrong he came up to me and said he was scared so he said he want a fortune cookie
you okay boss no should we didn't misread that i mean she's a she's an outstanding police
officer i highly doubt she was trying to lure you into that vehicle before she said
he came up to me and he was talking to me and he said he was scared and they
tried to ask him why he was scared he didn't know so he said oh well do you
want a fortune cookie he was trying to make it feel better yeah she said she
have fortune cookies she said get in the car I have cookies I did not say get in
the car but did you even have any cookies yeah the fuck did you get a
fortune oh she actually has cookies yeah oh no no no no no you don't
to get in the car why'd you tell me I had to donate the paper I didn't tell you
you had to you made that up you said I'm a cop get in the car I did not you
little shit guys guys guys guys if you want to make a complaint you can't head
over to the police station and talk to I over there okay well if you made it
up so be it we'll get to the bottom of it it'll be fine okay but there is a
process go ahead and do what you need to do something okay and I good luck
pop but normies find our peace dreams yeah dude our peace totally not for
normies we're pretty cool a lot of people don't know about our pee can I
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Oh my god, you are very...
Your face is...
Hello?
Uh...
Can I help you?
No, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Oh, you naughty, naughty.
You trying to...
I had to talk to someone!
What do you need talking to with?
I had to talk to someone.
Who is someone?
Who is someone?
I don't know.
What do you want to talk to someone about?
I gotta talk to someone.
Sure, what's it about?
Well, basically a police officer told me to get in her car and that she had a cookie.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, I called. She threw a car with a cookie.
Yeah.
I am bold and this is a wig so I just pick where you come us to look different
right in the middle of it oh my god he's not oh this little child tears
hid to cry yes yes you can do it again huh fucking wise motherfucking
brad that's me why the fuck are you in my way he's just come when you're
ready to see you really showing your that much want to hear no to the
others you know what the camera down put the camera down
It's all right, I'm hungry.
Patrick, keep an eye on this fucking dancing man, he's fucking dancing.
They're kicking more quick, I'll say how they see nothing.
Sput them in the face.
Put that fucking snundle's bread in the face real quick.
Hey Desmond!
All right, over days, I'm detaining this guy, he's a fucking little shooter.
Come on for cuts, come on.
Help!
No way.
Riposo!
Hey, stay still! Hey, stay still! One more time, okay?
Help!
And I can really see why you're just a beef cop, to be honest with you.
Shut up, Patrick! I'm trying!
What are you doing?
Hey, trust Patrick, I'm trying to get him off the side.
Hey!
Yes, Marty Holiday!
Please, I would-
Alright, don't leave him! If I get on that thing!
Hey, that's the kid! Why would you chase the kid?
I don't give a shit! He's a-
Oh, don't bump!
Oh my god, why would he chase the kid?
What are you doing boy? What are you doing boy?
What are you doing boy?
What are you doing boy?
I'm detaining the gang.
He's gonna say he wants to kill me because I don't have the money.
Why?
He's gonna report a crime and you charge him for trespassing?
No he's trespassing.
I told him to leave him.
Why did he say he's gonna kill me?
Are you gonna do it correctly?
Of course I am boys.
Are you sure? It's not looking like it.
I said I will do it correctly.
I'm not gonna do it correctly I'm gonna violate every fucking right
Help! He said he's gonna violate me!
I'm running in the right
I'm running in the right
Go inside
Go inside
Go inside
I don't trust you if I'm going inside
Alright
Oh my god, what?
Go into the captain's office
Yes, captain's office
Oh my god
Yeah, oh dude, there's things
Good work, Caroline, good shit, brother
Jake, it plays live, takes it to five
You need to start whispering to the kid I'm absolutely nervous
start whispering to the kid I'm absolutely not gonna do it right I started
threatening him. He said he was gonna violate me. I can't believe I heard him. He was probably whispering.
I'm sure he does it right I guess. He's in the captain's office if you want to go talk to him. He wants to charge him for trespassing for
one to report a crime.
Can you give me a favor while I go start this onboarding? Can you make sure if
Carmine's gonna press charges you make sure he does it correctly to be anything
Actually, Ruger, I need you to go watch my video.
I'm scared.
Tess is helping me with something.
Can you go watch my video?
I'm scared.
I'm scared that-
Oh!
He's gotta clean these up.
I'm scared he's gonna woods and make us stew out of me.
No, he's making us stew out of you.
He has a problem, man.
I don't know.
It kind of looks like he would.
A pencil neck of his and a bird beak of a nose.
Oh
Somebody somebody's gonna get it. There we go. Well, Tessa
What
What's this boy doing what this boy do I have no
Car with cookies because she said I wouldn't say anything. Oh my god
Boy, you better not be talking to strangers. I'm sorry
You give me the big cell I thought I could talk to cops. Oh my god
Uh, is there anything in your backpack that needs to come in?
Sorry, I just saw the sub count. I got scared.
JK plays live thanks to the five gifted.
Why do you smell like poop?
What? I don't smell like poop. I shower on a daily.
You shower in poop?
No, I shower with bad bath and, or no, it's a bath and body works. They're bourbon.
Yeah, the bath part. Poop?
That's so long.
I don't know I saw him I don't I have no clue what he went honestly but I'm gonna get down here
all right Jimmy all your belongings are now in a baggie for DOC okay what's happening to me
I have no clue honestly I'm so scared I'm gonna go find your processing off
would you like an attorney I'd like a turn I'm gonna give you a cookie and put
you in the car a stranger danger well I don't get in the car with strangers for
That's so long.
Oh, why not?
Well, that's dangerous. You know, stranger danger.
How else do I get cookies?
Um...
Well?
You seem like you're not very good at a job.
Oh, God, it is. So, so scared.
You are scared.
Why does his breath smell like Popeye?
Who's that? Who's that?
Why is he doing this to me?
I'm trying to rehabilitate.
Him to know how it feels to be an answer
What did I do? That's bad. Look at what he wrote on the wall. What the fuck?
That was here when he got here Carmine. Oh my god
The penis hit Carmine
Oh that's not me, okay
Hey, do you want a superior officer to process you?
What did I do? That's bad
Carmine, this is you
Do you want a superior officer?
If he wants a superior officer, he wants a superior officer
Jimmy Trial
On a Jimmy trial. What the fuck is that? Why are you dancing?
Well, listen you're being uh
Well, basically I want to go to that place that that woman comes from that sometimes when my dad gets too drunk and
wrestles with me
But then he starts like you know throwing his throwing like punches sometimes cuz he's angry
and he's like, maybe Jimmy, maybe.
One day if you maybe deserved it, Jimmy, maybe you deserved to get punched by your father
in the face.
What's your name?
What's your last name?
Neutron?
Jimmy, what's your last name, motherfucker?
That Carmine language.
This is a child.
What the fuck is that?
Jimmy, you try and have a foul mouth, too.
Carmine.
God, back of my day, back of, walk over here, tell me what your name is.
I'm gonna have to get in there and make you tell me when you were a kid. Did they have cars?
But you were comedian
What is he actually flow
Is it like a dying sister like juvenile I'm out of my depth there. I don't know what to do with this friend
Okay, first of all, why are you arresting him?
Can I talk to Creen?
He was trespassing.
Okay.
He did a lot of that.
Did you ask him to leave?
Yes, and he responded,
That goblin looking cop!
Then I fucking arrested him.
I detained him.
Well, arrested him because he was this old.
So, you arrested him because he insulted you?
No, because he didn't, he resisted.
resisted my my demand and then I tried to detain him anymore and I was
resisting his demands. Shut up. Shut up. I'ma do to you what your father did. Which is
love you. What? Because I love you. Come on. I don't know what to do. I'm not in my
depth. Come on. You keep saying it. Hold on. I don't think you should go down this line of thought in your car. I have some help.
Oh, is that you trying to want to bury officers to process your local domain?
What a talented boy.
I want a child trial.
Under one of us.
I can't deal. I don't know what to do.
Have I sent him to prison?
Am I going to lose my badge?
Can I even send him to prison?
Did you even ask him why he was on the premises?
He went straight to the insults.
I don't make discourse with assholes.
I wish Carmine was the child.
I don't know how many times I'll tell you.
He's a fucking demon to what he is.
He knows what he's doing.
What did I do?
We talked to him and asked him why he was on the premises, Carmine.
And then maybe we can see about whether or not we actually want to press charges here.
How does this make you feel?
Doesn't this make you a blood boil when someone does this to you?
It's kind of fucked up. No, it doesn't affect me in my opinion
This is a kid as it is a kid is getting teabagged and call a duty and then some profane should be sent to you
They still what's it?
Calling your losers. It's so much you bagging you in Call of Duty triggers you
I think you might be in the wrong line of work. Oh
Snowflakes
Tessa just own the lips
Talk to him Tessa owns the snowflakes about what?
Why he was trespassing it?
Jimmy!
Hello!
I asked you a question, are you gonna answer?
Yeah.
Why were you trespassing?
What's that?
You were somewhere you were not supposed to be, Jimmy.
Oh yeah, one time, one time I hid in my pop auto trunk and...
Motherfuckers, stop it with the Lord.
I don't give a shit about one time.
I'm asking you about today what you did today, okay?
Tell me why you were trespassing on MRPD today when I ran it to you when you called me
I got her names. Mr. PP
Where'd you get that from you said mr. PP
Respectfully speaking he's the void Mr. Pee Pee you know smarts I know
switch he's a child he's a stupid child respectfully
it does sound like my dad I tried to say I tried talking to him
I was going in circles how about we talk to him thank me do I have to do it
It's just a little bit longer, okay?
Why were you here at Mission Role?
Oh, basically, some woman cop told me to get in her trunk because she had cookies, and
she said she wanted to use me for something.
Okay, so you wanted to make a police report?
Yeah, and then some guy came up, and he had a blue car, and he was really strong-looking,
And he told me to come down to here to talk to Ayaya.
Okay, so possibly a trooper?
Yep, that's what it said, trooper.
That's a little long.
And he told you to come down here and make a report
with Ayaya.
Maybe, did he say IA?
Oh yeah, that's it.
That's so long.
Okay.
And when you talked to Carmine,
that officer, the goblin man, what happened?
He came up to me and he said that I had a snot nose
and he was gonna wipe it.
And then he stood and he got in a stance
and then he reached back and he punched me in the mouth.
You're lying, Zach, shit.
Oh my god, Carmine this is a child
And he said he was gonna John Benet Ramsey me whatever that means I
Don't even know what that reference is referring to
He's not a child I refuse to believe
Got the face of a 40 year old man, okay, aren't you?
You watch that movie orphan with that girl whose child size, but she's crazy
Spider-Man's fine, Spider-Man's fine, Spider-Man's fine,
Santa's real.
You know what, Carmine, start off with five laps
around Mission Row and your scuba gear.
Now!
Looking gladly.
Gladly.
Spider-Man's real.
Santa's not dead.
I think it's safe to say we could probably
just drop the charges.
I would like to take your report, Jimmy,
just because something happened and you wanted to report it.
Uh, we'll go ahead and get you out of here though, okay, first?
Okay!
Alright.
Alright, come here, Jimmy.
And so, let's get your stuff back for you, okay?
Alright!
So the, uh, DLC haven't taken it up to Bowling Brook yet, so.
I just need you to come in, uh, need your signature on that piece of paper there,
and you can get your stuff, okay?
That's a good, that's a good trigger there, yeah.
Alright, uh, let's pull off the back way here.
So I don't disturb anyone?
I wish my mom was you!
Me too, buddy.
Alright, how about we talk over here?
Okay.
Okay, so, what's that...
What did the lady that offered you-
Oh, basically Carmine
came up and just started beating me
and then he tasered me and said
I'm going to turn you into the toaster
that your mom made breakfast with
in the bathtub!
And what about the cookie lady?
Yeah, that happened too!
What did she look like and where were you when this happened?
Well, I was scared!
Okay, you remember any details? I know you were scared, but I need to know who it was so that I can follow up on it.
Yeah, she looked like a bear kinda!
Okay, she looked like a bear.
Do you know what kind of car she was driving?
Yeah, a police car.
What color?
It was white?
Yeah.
And it had gold letters on the side?
Okay.
She had a tan uniform.
Probably a sheriff's tan uniform.
Okay.
We're doing it somewhere.
We're narrowing it down.
If she's a woman, would she be a she-riff?
Um, I suppose you could color that.
Okay!
Uh...
So...
She looked like a bear.
How so exactly?
She had two little ears on her head!
Oh, like hair buns?
I don't know.
Okay.
What color hair was it?
Stupid color?
Okay, well stupid's not a color, Jimmy.
Oh
Was that brown hair
Yeah, I'm here. There's poop brown. Yep
Looked like poop. All right. Okay. Um, did she did she threaten you in any way?
Okay, I'll so what did she say she said to get in the car if I wanted a cookie
Okay, um
And you said no, yeah, and was that all that happened she said I can't have a cookie then
okay, and
Did anything else happen after that? Yeah
What happened? She said if I came here to tell them on the ay-ya-ya that she'd kill me
Oh God
Well, that's an escalation. Yeah, cuz some guy
some guy in a blue car came up and he was really strong and he said that I
should come here and talk to I I I and then he laughed and she said that if I
did that she'd kill me okay and she said no one would care cuz I'm a kid well
that's not true yeah she said that it only matters if like she said that
There's only one kind of kid that people care about when they disappear
Okay, all right
What was there any other details that you think you can remember?
I can't believe that okay
Well, I will make sure that this gets written down and
Put some of it needs to go
She said Fortnite was fake?
Said Fortnite was fake?
Yeah, that made me sad.
Oh, but it's not fake, it's a real game.
Yeah.
Get away from Jimmy.
I saw my dick.
He got real close to him.
Oh, shit.
Get away from him.
Why does he look like that?
I don't know.
Some people are just born different, I guess.
Yeah.
Born like goblins.
I was born sideways.
That's the personality of a goblin too.
I came out sideways, my dad always said.
And he said ever since then
My mom was ruined.
And then that's why he has to go
see hookers.
Okay Jimmy.
Well, I'll make sure this gets
passed along to who it needs to go to
And I'll look into it
Oh my god, it's the military
How do I make this shit up? How do I make this RP up?
The trick is to not think about what you're gonna say just say it
and you know
Whatever comes out
Crunchy well it doesn't that doesn't work for some people
But you know I haven't I haven't had any issues, so that's good. I
Saved your day. Hey man
Thursday! You're almost there! One more day!
Jimmy might be the character we hate the most. All of fucking Pentus' characters are shitters.
Little fucking shitters. He baits me on all of his characters.
I can't open around him! Why does he bait me? He baits me off.
What the hell? That's a child.
What?
That's a child!
That's a child!
You know what would browse my- you know what would save my day if there was way to browse anonymously?
Yeah, if only man, I hear you.
Deep Andy- oh fuck.
Deep Andy?
DOJ down, man.
Dude, I feel like there hasn't been like...
a consistent DOJ for...
Like longer than two weeks all of 3.0
Crane? Well, you know, Crane tries his hardest, but I mean he's just one person, man
He's just one person. If you get to get the views aren't there. I don't know man. Some people will play just for fun
Not everything has to be about numbers man. Chat, uh
Let's see, 11k subs or else and that's all I'm gonna say
That's it. That's all you're gonna hear out of me. This is embarrassing chat
We're at 12k before the sub-a-thon. For months! For months!
I don't get it.
A little bobby boy.
Thanks for the 5. Thank you. That's nice.
Doesn't he realize he's kind of ruining everyone else's OP?
Hey!
Dassy!
Thanks for the 5 gifted!
You just sucked the dick!
Appreciate that.
Uh...
Wrigley...
Rithering worm.
77s, Vinnie.
He needs 77s in spondy.
The binnies binnies the tortoise still here. Thank you for the five gifted. That's so nice of you guys
Hey, it's Geof. Thanks for the five
Panda with fluff. Thanks for the five
Thank you guys
Big test is in love with Mike. Oh, you think that's sexual tension this whole time
My god, maybe
Hey, how's it going? Yeah, yeah for you. Why is it bad? What's going on?
Stupid
Stupid dumb
Yeah
Yeah, Carmine said he's gonna kill me. Oh
Carmine's a bitch. So I wouldn't worry about him. Yeah, he said that I'd only come here if I wanted to eat poop
That's pretty true to be honest
only a flick serving you know so what the hell shall I let me back want do
want to eat some poop cuz I can have slick serve you that's like you're not
coming back I want to eat it I work here shall we what the hell did you work
here but he just said he doesn't want to eat Andrew tape meals no no we don't
have that yeah what comes in that I don't know it's all a commercial I don't
know we don't we don't have that I don't know what it is either it's that
Andrew T meals at burger shot you can't
you can't hello could I get a good idea how I don't know I'm at burger shot and
And Shelly's telling me I should watch some guy named Andrew Tate.
Why?
I don't know.
She's any smart.
Oh, I don't know that guy.
I don't know either.
You're not doing anything, Naughty?
What's?
I don't know.
I just got a West Wing.
You got a what?
I got a West Wing.
What's that?
That's what a police takes you.
Oh, arrested?
Arrested for?
I don't know.
Carmine said he was going to arrest me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He said he was gonna kill me. Basically.
What? You need to tell another officer about that.
I'm about to call that Carmine guy and yell at him.
Okay.
That's so...
Well, if you need anything, I'm gonna be around for a little bit.
All right.
Go with me, Alamone. That's why.
He's an asshole.
He doesn't owe you anything.
Hello. What can I do for you, little child?
I walk on a burger shot.
Oh, shit.
Oh
The hell are you trying to do kid you try to get some what are you trying to get off of something stay away from me
I don't know exactly what that is, but we can I guess make something somewhere maybe I don't
Don't really know what that means
Go ahead and swipe. Hey
Yeah, I don't know
Can you say that you have it on?
So I feel cool
Burger shop has the Andrew Tate meal
What is it?
Here you go not a real person
Just so I feel cool. There you go. There you go. There's a
Andrew Tate meal
On the tray
Thank you
Yeah, no problem
Enjoy what you want one, too. I'll think what if I wanted to know well, I mean
There you go, can you do you know who educated is a kind of confused
My friends say that he's pretty smart though
Okay
Well, I guess that's good. We need to
We need to have smart people
Advertisement, this is really just shelly stupid and dumb. I am not slick. I feel like a million
Yeah, look you're the dumbest person I know. No, you
Shelly what she doing?
Wonder what she's done or hello. She uh, of course. I know how to do numbers. She thinks that
You can have kids by uh having sex in a cabbage patch
What sex?
Yeah, you can. There's lots of way babies are made.
No, it's only from the stork. Babies can only come from the stork.
No, sometimes they grow in dumpsters. Sometimes they grow in cabaret tractors.
Sometimes the Easter Bunny delivers them.
Sometimes Jesus delivers them.
Yeah, he's... Now look who's dumb. Good job.
See, he doesn't know shit about babies.
What's a baby?
Babies can only come from storks, cabbages,
can't be babies.
Babies come from storks.
Is that why you have the ancient tape meal?
Storks.
Yeah, the babies come from storks, Easter Bunny,
and garbage, garbage, stuff, bins, dumpsters.
Sometimes they come from pest tubes.
No, they don't.
They can only come from the stork.
I don't know how you don't know that it's science.
Who cares about what we do?
It's science.
You can't do research science.
No?
Say what?
Hell yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Mr. Jimmy.
Yeah.
If you saw a cabbage lying in a manger,
what would you think that the cabbage was?
A baby or just a piece of cabbage?
Why are you so dirty?
Because I don't shower.
Why not?
Because I'm allergic to water.
Why are you wearing a helmet?
Look, I'm definitely going to make it good.
I'm going to make this slick toy a piece of poo slick.
Can I work here?
I mean, I guess you could.
Okay, I'm 12.
I don't think that's a problem.
Wait, didn't Timmy use to work here?
Yeah, Timmy used to work here a long time ago, so I think you're good.
Um, let's see, uh, what's the error?
Is there ID?
Is that ID?
Two!
One, two.
Seven!
So you're not Jimmy Brown?
Yep, that's me!
Jimmy Brown!
You're not Jimmy Brown?
Yep, that's me!
Jimmy Brown!
How did it- no, who the fuck did I just hire?
Eve Lock?
I think I hired Eve-
201.
What was that again?
Two!
202.
One!
Seven!
one two seven now it's two zero two one seven let's see are you sure that's your
number yep that's it all right uh Jesse Adams yep okay okay well Jesse Adams
you're on the list who's zero one zero one seven seven zero oh two zero one seven two
damn bishop that is how you say I'm bishop uh two I forget zero zero one two
look I already hired this one I think
2
3 didn't
Who's there 127?
Can you send me that?
Who's there 127?
Jimmy Yogman
Yep
Oh hey we got it
Let me change it so you're not
That role anymore
You can be a trainee
He should be a village idiot
Cause he doesn't even know how to help
You can be a janitor start cleaning so long
over here you need to clean. What's that poop breath? He called you a poop breath.
Shelly, why are you putting me in charge of this, of this tape? Because that's your, your job,
bilag idiot. I'm not going to clean that, idiot. No, Jimmy, you got to do your job and you got to
clean it. No. I think y'all should play it about it. Who asked? Take, take this room. You
asked for the job and you got the job of a janitor. Who asked that though? I mean you
You can always make the villager yet clean it up.
I mean, Slick's job, I mean,
what's the, something's gonna clean it up.
I'm not cleaning it.
Look at your hairline.
You're the one that pissed on the ground.
My hairline.
Hairline.
I'm wearing a hat.
You can't see my hairline.
Yeah, hairline.
Well, look at, show me your hairline.
Take off your helmet.
Make it for my hairline.
I got a lot of fly head burns.
Make it for my hairline.
Oh yeah?
At least I'm not, at least I don't, at least you're, well guess what?
Yeah, what?
Who asked?
Ha ha, bam.
You're the one, oh my gosh, you're the one that brought up hair lines, I'll clean the
freaking piss.
Hmm, how do I do that?
You gotta sweep it up.
Can you show me?
Yes, look, show them how to do it.
Troy you take your room
and
You just go to the pee and you wipe it out
Tom so
I don't think you should say that
Now you do it in this context. What's he doing damn it slick?
Walk me down. I'm gonna be cost you
Don't you think out in front of a kid?
You should be put a list like what the fuck?
Why just pee
Wait, let's call the police down here now.
I think, wait, no, no, it wasn't like that.
You should stay like 50, you need to stay,
you need to stay 50 feet away from children.
No, no, I got,
V cleaned up the P, so I was gonna use the EDD more P
to clean up, is it?
Okay, that's what they all say, that's what they all say.
All right, well,
let's just pretend it didn't happen.
Where is it?
I feel like this point you need to stay like 10 y'all
Why is there floating pee right here?
I'll clean that shit up
Oh, the peed, huh?
I'm working, some guy just peed on me
Oh my god, wait, some peed on me, wait, wait, where?
I'm 12, some peed on the 12 you wrote
Yeah
Someone peed on the 12-year-old about actually we're going to get ebbs your location
You really want it going back
You allowed
Are you the safe place
get some safety. Oh my god.
We'll see you soon.
We're gonna get help. We're gonna get help, okay?
Okay, I love you. I love you too.
I just have peas so we can clean up the peas.
He needed to learn how to clean up peas.
It wasn't like, he just needed more peas to clean up the peas,
because I cleaned up the peas.
Some guy just peed on me
You he said he's an R&B singer
Okay, Amy you can go clean yourself. Okay. He's on the phone. I mean game. I
Just got a call
From who my Amazon order has got declined and I have to give someone a gift card
So it'll go through
That's weird
I know a man who sells coupons
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get back here
I think I just locked it
here sir he was just here and he peed on me hey what's going okay are you the
burger burger shop this victim yeah okay you might have done what the hell
happened here what what would help you on this kid an old man did it could be
you know they all look the same to me
okay so what do you look like
he pees on the floor and makes it slick
honestly that could be why he had the name
I don't actually I've never actually asked him
I mean you can go back there if you
still back there you okay it might be
slick some guy here wants to talk to
you he's trying to take you really yeah
some guy wants to order food
Oh
Is this the guy
The child is identifying slick as the
Slick need you to put your hands. I'm gonna tell you for a moment. Okay. He told me he could do it cuz he's a police officer
Slick put your hands up for now. We're gonna talk about this, okay?
around slick we're gonna talk it out it sounds a lot and look sounds it smells
a lot worse than it is huh
I can explain I can explain
I will talk about it outside okay slick is curling custody all right let's go find this
piss here all right I clean I clean it up it was floaty I asked for a job and how to
trade for it and he just started being on me well yeah he was hired as a janitor so I
you know I mean that was the whole thing you know let me I want to hear what
happened okay what's your name you might be getting so chilly so this is the
guy yeah that's the P man he peed on you yeah that's what he wanted me to
call him P man but the Dp only works this was you know you said he's cool
Yeah, but then I clean the pee
We're gonna get the statements just hang tight with us. Okay, I appreciate you
So you're admitting to pee on the kid
Yeah, well, here's the thing.
He said it's okay when kids are in pools to pee in the pool, so how is this any different?
That is pretty true.
Son, I wouldn't take anything he says.
Peeing in the pool, I guess.
Well, what happened here, Courtney?
Well, basically, I asked Joey for a job after she gave me the new Andrew Tate meal they got here.
Uh-huh.
So she gave me that?
What do you get with the Andrew Tate meal?
I don't know
You know, I would you just kind of throw whatever's or whatever's in there
Yeah, I don't I don't really know what
So I just kind of put you know
Yeah
Okay, that's all I need to hear. That sounds pretty tough to you, so go on, kid.
No, then I asked for a job and
Shelly said that the P-man was gonna be my boss
and he said that if I want to work here that he's got a P on.
Did you guys witness the P-man? Yes.
Okay, and so you...
I was, like, not really paying attention.
He peed on me and told me to clean it up!
Did he think he peed on you accidentally or did he think he peed?
No, because he peed three times.
repeat three times on you or what?
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
That's absolutely disgusting.
Okay, did you, did you just pee and get cleaned up?
Guys, be careful, we got a piss situation.
A piss?
He made you clean it up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where?
Yeah.
Very careful here.
We got, we got piss, piss crime.
Keep your designs.
We're gonna, we're gonna fumigate.
Okay, I will fumigate.
There was the, there was the, there was the.
You showed me where to put the thing.
Yeah, yeah, we'll antibacterialize everything.
I'm just scared.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay
I think it got cleaned up right here is this where he is this where he made you clean pee
Bind uh show me how you clean the pee let me just get a photo
Okay, my god. What do you mean right here? That's where you peed
Okay
This isn't looking good
Well, you know, I that's uh, that's like that's why he's uh, you know, if you look at his job in the app
He's the village idiot. Okay, but it does stupid things, but you know, sometimes
Yeah, he just pissed on one of your child laborers
I wouldn't say Jimmy's a child laborer. I'm just trying to help a kid out that's down on his luck
You know, he said he said that there's no laws against it and then she said jackpot and started banging her head on the countertop
And hitting the money sound effect on the register
That I just you know, he's a kid
Perfect victim
You know, I saw little Jimmy here. I'm sorry. I'm not heartless
Get this get this fucking knuckle it out of here get this fucking knuckle it out of here
Yeah, this guy get that guy
You heard the man, you heard the man, you heard the man, you heard the man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I heard it.
So he did slip piss on the kids.
This is a crime scene right now. This is a crime scene.
I mean, I did see him.
There's a crime. I piss every day.
There's piss.
Sir, please exit the establishment right now.
Where's this lady right here?
Oh, I was witness.
You know Chad, this is just another example of you don't...
You really don't need mechanics to make role play.
Did you see the greatest scenario like this?
So, where did he get on the end there?
Everywhere.
Okay.
He was like helicoptering the piss everywhere.
He's bad.
Oh, whoa!
Okay, kid, we might, do you want us to, we might need to get it tested for piss.
Is that something you're okay with doing?
Okay.
We might have to go down to the hospital.
Okay.
EMS for PD.
I can, or EMS or any medical staff, I need to bring this kid down for your, your analysis
here and see if you just like really peed on him.
And the bad thing is it's slick.
So the piss is probably radioactive.
Keep it, this is so disgusting.
I don't even know if I want to be a hospitalist anymore.
This is so disgusting.
I love you, mom.
I love you, my child.
All right.
I'm glad you're with me.
Rudy, Rudy, we're taking them to, we're taking them in the vice way, Rudy.
Yeah
Okay
You mess I'm gonna go down the vice for for this okay
All right son get in the car. Hey, how's it going?
Um, nope, I have my own vehicle, you're good.
Okay, alright.
I'm gonna go talk to you, Kelly.
Yeah, we're gonna go down the bicep for this.
This is, uh, we need some signs here.
Hey, partner.
Yeah, we need an analysis on this piece.
Yeah.
Look, look.
It's all, it's all...
He...
He didn't mean to pee on him, I just meant to pee on the floor so he could clean it up.
Alright, Slick, we're just gonna make sure this is your pee or a crack head or something, don't know that.
I just don't want to believe this like even if you're telling me you did this I don't want to
I tell you I did pee it is by pee well I'm not gonna I can't good faith I have to get this
tested before I I just I needed who else is he would it be this is a serious crimes like I just
can't take everyone's word for it I didn't I didn't mean to pee on him I meant to pee on the
floor so you think I need to see how much business on this kid I need to see how much
Well, that's what we're here to find out it's like I'm thinking
Hey Jimmy, I got a peed on by an old homeless guy you got
Well, at least you're already wearing yellows. All right, who's my
Doctors, okay, I can handle that like hey Chad I told you I can't told the guy
Really get this
And did she give you a job?
Yeah!
The job was gonna be done!
At least you got a job and are making money now.
Your mama is proud.
Thanks mom!
Now give me all your money.
On me or all of it?
How much did you make from your new job?
I don't know, yeah.
Your mommy, 50%.
Okay, here.
All right, John. Jesus fucking Christ.
Hey, all right, so we got a piss situation, like, seems to have pissed the kid here.
All right, you can keep the rest and catch yourself some candy.
Thanks, Mom. I love you.
I'm gonna take a shower if you think.
Okay.
All right, son, come on. We're getting, uh, we're getting slick.
Okay, dear.
You're gonna analyze now, so, uh, you'll be next, okay?
We're gonna check your clothes out, all right.
We got a piss situation, buddy.
Do you want to take a seat?
You want a hot chocolate or something?
You want to put a plastic bag on the chair before I sit on it?
Um, I don't...
I feel like hospital grade, I don't think you're supposed to be like...
You got a plastic on you?
What's your name by the way?
Um, I don't know how to chase.
Uh, Peter, let me just grab...let me just grab this newspaper.
I can't pump, I can't pump.
Louis, I'm sure it'll disinfect the shit often.
I just put it on here, Peter.
Why do you have to do this like the mother cofs?
Alright, that should... I think he's just pissing in there.
Is he just pissing?
He's pissing all over the floor in there.
Really put the P in RP.
That doesn't look good for Slick.
Yeah, this is... I don't know about this. This is disgusting.
Yeah.
This is the thing, Johnson. I didn't want to send Slick in.
I needed to have this confirmed by science because this is pretty serious.
Yeah, I know he's admitting to it, but I need to know the full extent of this history.
So somebody peed on a 12 year old child.
Yeah, this kid right here. Wait, he's 12. Oh my God.
He got peed on or he didn't want peeing. He got the kid got peed on by Slick.
Oh my God. Oh, are you legit?
Listen this might be the most disgusting situation I've ever come across and I've come across people murdered.
I don't know.
I think it's done.
It's all over the fucking floor.
Oh, I'm not cleaning that up.
This is disgusting.
Yeah, with that I guess.
What do you mean?
Yes.
Once the stream starts flowing, I can't stop.
Okay, slick slick are you okay? All right, but you just stay there don't start being again, okay?
Hey guys, can we get this kid's shirt is it can I can I come is it safe it's like in here
Yeah, I think so, piss on him.
Okay, well, what do you want? Can I just hand you the kid's shirt?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I have to talk to him.
I can't, uh...
Geez.
You got a spare shirt in there?
You got a spare shirt in your backpack?
Why would I have that?
We have a gown for him or something.
We need to get that shirt.
Oh, he's analyzing my bag.
He's analyzing my bag.
I have a controller in my backpack.
So not only did this kid get pissed, I want him to undress.
Well, he's un-pissed, written clothes.
Okay.
sample. I have a controller in my backpack. So not only did this kid get pissed, I want him to
undress. Well, he's pissed written clothes. Okay, sample from the kids. Okay, he's coming out with
the top. Now. Okay, okay, we're going to check the kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yes,
pillbuck and suction the urine will compare the two that this doctor just got. Okay. Yeah,
yeah, I got a sample. Jimmy, just get it out of his clothes. Oh God, let me just let me stand
Oh my god
Did you piss on?
Why would you fucking do that?
Why would you fuck
I hate you, I hate you so much.
All right.
That was so unprofessional.
Thanks, Mom.
Don't flip.
I don't even know what the charge is like.
Wouldn't that be a decent exposure?
Decent exposure?
Maybe.
I mean, could be.
Disorderly conduct.
Orderly conduct.
I don't want to.
It's all within a chart whipping.
Listen, I don't even want to talk about the charge
regarding the kid.
But I don't even know we have those markets at the but
You said he did it cuz my mom is the ex mayor
That is not that I did say this politically motivated slick
I'll do that it's like you are I've arrested you here for terrorism
But I wouldn't do that cuz I'm already a terrorist and why would it need to be a terrorist from P?
Would I have a good word the bear?
Let me get this straight with me so, your man, this is male right here, Pete on you?
Look it was an accident.
Yeah, cause I needed a job.
I was training him to be a janitor.
I was training him to be a janitor, teaching him how to clean up Pete cause that's what
janitors do, they clean up lots of pee and poop, so I trained him how to do that
cause you need to know that, cause the burners try to get Pete in a lot if you're
a janitor.
You couldn't have just waited for a situation where someone peed on the floor and then
teach him?
Yeah, well, I'll consider having SP and then...
What?
I'm gonna try to understand.
You thought it was okay for you to pee on a job.
You thought that was okay.
No, no.
Pee on the floor.
The child just sort of walked into the stream of it.
So what you're saying is, why would a job walk in your stream?
I didn't expect that to happen.
Yeah!
You
Okay
Did they slip in there
Anyways here so I compared the samples
Yeah, yeah, you didn't mean to you you can't stop yourself
Jimmy are you sure you want to hear this? Yeah?
Okay, okay
That's like I
say
34% of it is his past. That's why he definitely got pissed on I'm gonna be beyond 34% of what his entire shirt
Now like all of it. I don't did you what was what else was on there?
Did you like run a marathon or something? It was like sweating something else and that was playing fortnight
And I got out of the lobby without dying so I got all sweaty and passed out. Oh, yeah, that's
Yeah, that's the piss on there though. Yeah, I mean, that's probably why it's yellow now, so yeah
Okay, here's the thing kid
What what do you?
What do you feel about slick here? What are you thinking? I'm scared that he's gonna do it again
I hope he goes to prison you want so you want to you want to press charges on him and everything
Okay, okay
What if he promised not you there's no going back is anything he can do for you because I mean slick I
Don't know if slick slick's done some things in the past, but I don't know if he peed on you on purpose
I mean we just saw he just kind of peed everywhere, but I mean if you're if you're serious about this
Yeah, cuz I'm pretty scared
pretty scared
Other than slick could do for you to you know, maybe maybe work it out between you guys. I mean you still need a job Jimmy
I think I don't know if slick will get fired from there, you know
Please don't pee on me!
I'm not gonna pee on you son.
You said the same thing, you said you need a job!
Jesus.
Good boy, I was just looking for a job.
I just, I don't, it's like if Flick doesn't have a job, he's going back to terrorism or something.
I don't know what the...
I don't know what the...
He said that he was a train in scenario, he wanted to show him.
Someone go get Slick, go get Slick.
One of you can stay on Slick.
Oh, you go get Slick. He's slippery. Go get him, and I'll talk to the good.
Uh, Chase, go help him get Slick before he shoots someone.
Okay, let me- let me- let me call Shelly real quick.
Hey, Jimmy, what's up?
Hey, Mom, I'm at your work!
Oh, okay.
How many mothers?
This cop said that I had to let Slick be on me to have a job.
No, I didn't say that. I did not say that.
Let me talk to him.
What?
Oh, no, I'm at your work. He wants to talk to you.
Who's your mother?
I'm at the casino.
Pretty sure she's talking to Emma.
The former mayor?
Yeah, Emma Gain.
It's one of our endings.
Hi!
I love you!
Nice sort of gunshot, Chase.
Johnson, you guys good?
Okay.
Okay, son, we're gonna...
I'll talk to your mother.
I mean, Slick's gonna have to...
I mean, if you're gonna wanna work first,
I'll work there.
You guys can't work it out. You want to stop getting pistol, don't you? You want to quit that job?
We might have to... we might have to... we might have to get sleep fired.
We're going to shut.
Pretty serious stuff, son.
Well, Jimmy, sometimes in life, if you need a job, you have to get pistol.
Alright, your mother's coming here, right son?
Yep.
Okay, alright.
You want us to talk about this?
She's leaving the casino!
We'll go to the 7th day, I said it quick. Tell me what happens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look up Chili's number.
Mean if he needs a job as a janitor he can always start here. I'm pretty sure and I can watch. Yeah, your mother works here, right?
We can here's the thing I I care about you kid, but uh, you know, I also want to make sure slick doesn't go back down the rabbit hole
I mean, maybe you could work here. I don't
Know not not uh, I don't think you're old enough for metaphors
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got a little bit of year and I'm on the shirt. Yeah.
All right. So your mother who's letting you work at Burgershot is coming from the casino.
Yeah. She let me join a gang once.
Is that the are we talking about the same Emma game?
Dr.
I think so.
Okay.
I
Think so okay
She really
She didn't sound like a good mom, but I'm gonna be honest guys. She good. She good mother to you
She's my last mom is sleeping
We mean last mom how many you had
How many moms are you supposed to have?
Typically one to two
I feel like you're at two right now, like you called Pilbot your mom.
Yeah, he's racist.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, my mom wasn't racist.
Which one Emma or Pilbot?
I don't know.
I got confused.
I'm confused too, kid.
All right, uh, I'll talk to slick a little bit.
We're gonna wait and talk to Emma and see what she wants to, she's your, I guess,
your party and I suppose.
So we'll talk to her and let her know what's going on, son.
And then we'll get Slick taken care of, OK?
Oh, and there she is.
Hi, guys.
Hi, mom.
This is for Ramair.
This guy's saying if I want a job, I have to get peed on.
No, ma'am.
Let me explain the situation.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
It's not going to sound like I'm going to explain the situation.
It's not much better, I suppose.
Are you asking people to pee on my son?
Well, one, your son's already been pissed on, ma'am.
Two, Slick pissed on him.
I'll pull him up.
Please report.
Yeah, well, Slick's in handcuffs at the moment, as you can see.
Yeah, that would be like indecent exposure or something.
Yeah, yeah, well, we actually don't even,
I don't think we actually have that.
Yeah, you guys actually do have indecent exposure.
Yeah.
Public indecent.
Yeah, public indecent.
Yeah, I already got that on there.
Those are, he's been pissed on real bad, ma'am.
Those are, it's not good.
Those actually do come with your, those are.
Yeah, they are in charge of it.
No, no, no, they came with time, too.
One of them was then, OK, good.
All right, well, I mean, do you think the piss analysis show
like dangerous, was there a crack in there?
Cause we could hit him with reckless danger too.
If he's pissing on the kid here with crack this,
that's dangerous, right?
To his health.
Do we know any of your analysis?
There's a piss all over the floor in the lab.
I could check.
I mean, whatever piss did you guys check?
Help out, you know, if there's any drugs in there?
I mean, I don't think unless he's like eating the pee,
I don't think you're gonna eat it, right?
You didn't eat it, right?
I thought that he wasn't paid to get sprayed on urine.
That was riddles with methamphetamine.
That is an extra charge.
We need to check.
Yeah, that could be reckless and dangerous.
No.
He got paid money.
Wait, huh?
He did not get paid money for methamphetamine urine.
It was a regular urine.
You got paid?
No.
Well, that was your-
Is he coming to pee on you?
The other way around, he cost paid money
to be urinating-
Yeah, he was-
He was hired as a janitor, Emma,
and Slick here tried to teach him how to be a janitor
by pissing and showing him how to clean piss therein.
And Slick says it's a little bit of an accident.
Got something on Jimmy here.
Jimmy says it wasn't an accident.
He did it three times.
Three times.
If he did it three times,
that's not an accident.
I am not grabbing his balls.
I am not grabbing his balls.
I tried to report this to Carmine, but he said that he was allowed to do it.
Carmine didn't even call me.
I want to listen to Carmine.
Yeah, I do have a whole bill per week.
Here's the thing.
Grab his balls.
Just grab his balls and see if it's okay.
I just don't understand what type of man can do such a thing.
Oh!
Actually a lot of men, some guys think it's a kink, you know, only he on other people,
you know, they get really turned on by it.
Yeah, we gonna kink the ass jail.
This wasn't happening.
We gonna kink the ass on all of this.
No, I said we gonna kink the ass to jail.
You wanna explain a kink to my son?
Me?
A kick is more so like, okay, so let's say you playing two kick, all right?
And you step back and you got to take over on, and you green that shot.
That feeling that you get is a kick.
You understand what I'm saying, sir?
Oh, it's when you get a victory royale.
Right, right, like when you play in the Fortnite, and, and, and, and,
wait, I ain't gonna play Fortnite.
Yeah, he doesn't play Fortnite, he plays a professional.
I don't I don't know too much about my grandson be playing the fault nights and he'd be uh, he'd be need some uh, some d-boy
Yeah, the victor boreal and you dance
Yeah, yeah, so when you when you got there, you know, that that that that that's that's that's what a kinky
Yeah, no problem
We don't we don't condone you get freedom
You know, as long as I'm living and breathing and standing and smelling it, you don't ever
get peed on again.
That's great.
Thank you, mister.
Jimmy, quick thing.
I don't want to get peed on.
Jimmy, have you done meth and crack and stuff?
No.
Tell the truth, doggy.
Tell the truth.
No.
What about that?
You can tell the officers that there's some.
Yeah, we're not going to be, we're not going to hurt you so much.
I'm going to do the deal.
I got G Fuel.
What does the fuel look like?
I don't know.
What does it make you do?
Makes me scream?
This makes me scream at my monitor.
Hey, where'd you get the G Fuel?
Sometimes it makes my vision all like, you know when there's a movie and there's like
black bars?
Uh huh.
I'm just like that.
Okay, where'd you get this G Fuel from?
Where do you usually get it?
Ninja?
Oh, he gave me some of the G Fuel too.
Oh, no, I got it from the Ninja.
That was a while ago.
Okay.
We gotta find him.
We'll be right there.
Oh, you gotta move.
We did get a lot of reports a few months ago about people doing G Fuel and we found cocaine in their system.
Wait, what?
Did you get the cocaine in G Fuel?
He gave me G Fuel.
We have a lot of people only
On a few drugs and some people fall into you
But we found a lot of cocaine in his TV isn't working
That's a science we hurt
He gave it to me he said I'm like I gave from the Blake to
You
Okay, slick what do you have to say to Jimmy? I'm sorry for peeing on you. It was an accident
I wanted to pee on the floor.
Why'd you get mad when you peed on the floor and not me then?
I didn't get mad. I got...
Hey, you said why is the floor in the way of this child?
I did not say that. I did not say that. I swear. I swear I did not say that.
He's lying. This case is...
He's lying.
Weird thing, Jimmy. We're going to take Slick down to MRPDUK.
He's going to be charged with public indecency.
looking decent all right but here's the thing jimmy I I need you to talk to your mom before
you take jobs with people like Shelley at the burger shot and if anyone says anything about
his or anything like that you got to call your mom okay you gotta tell her okay jimmy well if
you want to be a police officer you gotta stay away from these kind of situations here's the
thing here's a thing I know but the you need to get everything he's always
before he's trying to bomb a few things yeah I mean I definitely peed on
people. Whoa. He got pissed on him. Never a kid. Oh, 48 months. He doesn't have any parts.
God damn. Are you trying to get organs out of me? Get out of here. She needs just a little bit.
What kind of organ she needs? I got some in my. You can you can literally talk to a doctor and get
put on to a donor list. I mean, I have a bunch of organs for what I was talking about.
that. Yeah. Okay. If they need
Oregon. Dr. Gay. I'm not going to
be like no Oregon for you. No.
Look, I have like a liver. I think I
have to walk. Okay. Okay. Slick. Stop.
There's a baby. They can radio actually.
I think they can actually radio for
that. I didn't hear any of that. Well,
I'm trying to help the city. She needs
Oregon. She there are channels for
this. Yeah. That's why I said that
there's a donor list. He can be
You don't operate on these jammers, okay, Dr. Gaines, you said Jimmy's trying to get
a job trying to be a cop and everything.
I don't think Burger Shucks.
I don't know if he is.
He went to go to Burger Shucks.
I want to watch Gordon Ramsay.
That's so long.
Oh, good.
Wait, so you want to be a chef?
No, I want to watch Gordon Ramsay.
He wants to watch TV.
Okay.
Yeah, but like, I want to do that and make money.
You want to watch?
You want to watch someone else do something and react to them?
React videos.
Make money.
You can do that.
You can go to the VU and VU has the streaming set up there.
You can sit there in the hot tub and react to like...
Gordon Ramsay gets mad at you for doing that and then strikes you.
Oh, like strikes him.
I mean, like strikes a kid that's assault.
The perfect channel name for your YouTube channel will be Jimmy Riaz.
That's a good name.
Jimmy Riaz.
Watch out for the practicing.
I'm good.
Talk to a doctor.
I'm not a duty.
I'm on duty right now.
I'm waiting to go on a date.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Say something good, I would say.
You fucking donker.
Heather is pretty good.
Tell them I'm an angel.
Oh, he was laughing at him.
You also got to work on your intro for YouTube, you know when you when you doing your videos, you know you got a you got to
Excite the people so you got a couple
Boy Jimmy
To do anything like I don't want to learn how to like
anything so I just want to do it on Twitch sounds like you need like a
manager yeah okay but here's here's the bigger issue guys we can't I can't I can
in good conscience just let Jimmy go free and go back to the burger show and get
pissed off by someone else okay can we you know it's like no no no one's gonna
to pee on him period okay yeah we're not let him go back we're not okay can we
find him something else to do tonight can he can he not have to go back to the
burger shop he already got pissed on three times there I feel like we should
come up with I'm not gonna send him to the VU Jesus Christ you can go wash some
cars or something you can have a little car wash
Penta? I don't like this guy. Penta was just fucking oiling me thank you so much.
Yeah you can go to the courthouse and just have some of these streaming.
I mean there's only a clerk there. There's no judges. There's no trial to react to. I don't
Can make a trial
Rooster's rest. How about you guys take him on a ride along with you guys and like have him react to
Uh, I got a good dad. I don't know if I can
You have like a higher command. It was close. Let me see. Let me see if hey, you want to go on a ride along with someone
Uh, Jimmy and react
Yeah, I don't care. Kind of like cops
No, but Jimmy we want you Jimmy you got a like what you're watching or reacting to I guess
I mean you don't have to do it
Enjoyment Jimmy
Would that be fun or you want to do something else Jimmy?
Hey, yeah, Z's you guys second
Do you want to take my son on our right-of-law?
Well, I want to take him.
He wants to learn about cops and robbers, and he wants to react to it like a YouTube video.
Yeah.
The problem is, Sultan, if we let him...
He already got pissed on trying to get a job at Burgershot,
and I don't want to let him just out on the top by himself.
I feel like if we let him...
Let him sit.
Let him sit.
Yeah, look at him.
He's so small.
It's not a window, honey. It's a painting.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I'm not thinking of you and the troopers want to take them.
He wants to react to it.
He's a professional Fortnite player that treats you well.
I mean, if you can plug in the state into your video or whatever,
I'm sure we can work something out.
Yeah, you guys want to take them on?
He's trying to react to things, and I guess cops are pretty cool things to react to.
Yeah, let me get my car.
I'm just waiting after I pick.
Yeah, you know, you've got Sozee, Copper, all you guys are around.
Maybe you can teach these kids a bit.
And he's really involved.
Maybe he can give you whatever gives him those muscles.
Honestly at this point just make him a trooper.
Trooper Jimmy.
Oh Jimmy.
That'd be pretty cool.
What in the Jimmy house?
I think they already have a trooper Jimmy.
I like that.
I think they already have a trooper Jimmy.
Yeah, Jim under lock.
Whoa.
Trooper Jimmy.
How did he even be big Jim?
A little Jim.
How's that sound?
Slick, did you pee in there?
Slick wanted me to call him big Jim.
Slick.
Slick.
Slick.
Slick.
He's lying guys.
He's lying.
That is gross.
He's lying.
I don't even know who big Jim is.
is a gem is a nickname for James like that's what the floor is like afterwards
not man that's I do pee a lot yeah that's true
I
A large prostate that pushes on my bladder. It makes me weak. He's been charged for terrorism
I don't think he could afford it
dollars and dead
He tried to blow up the courthouse for me
that is true I didn't do that. Mom how come when he beat he said he said it's because you were the mayor. I didn't say that. I heard you laughing a little bit. Me? Yeah he said it. So maybe you won't be the mayor again. I consider the last time I'm running. Honestly I mean if I could get terrorism for that. That's what they all say.
That's what they all say.
Shoot you with it.
Give me a tear or something.
Give me a tear or something.
Maybe you'll get it.
Man, listen, man.
Stop being on people, OK?
That is not something normal.
Don't be on people.
OK.
I won't.
Extreme violence intimidation.
I don't think pissing constantly.
Bad take.
Well, if I have the media, does I make it?
Counts.
Oh, stop.
You can pass that off to him.
Please don't do that.
God, that's like, one each.
Terrible take. Oh my God.
Okay, all right, all right, little, little, little,
okay, hold on.
So the troopers are gone.
I don't know what they're doing.
I can't take you, Jimmy.
I got a cadet here, but I could take you.
Don't want to take you back to Burger Shop,
but I could take you wherever you also want.
How can I come with you guys?
I gotta train this guy.
Yes, I don't want to get beat on, I'm scared.
Let me call someone, let me call someone.
Hey, don't get that.
I want to go with you guys.
If you got a broadly anybody, man,
Always contact the police department.
It helps me.
I know.
I told them to call them.
If you're worried about somebody putting their hands on you, you give me a call.
I'll make sure I can take care of them.
Okay.
What's your number?
I'm going to go ahead and give you my number real quick.
9-1-1.
That's his number.
A reactor?
Call me personally.
Come take care of that.
Real face.
I'm okay.
You know, I'm putting in the fucking water.
Whatever.
Anyway, we don't play that
At all we don't have your people still in there. Yeah, we don't play around with people
God damn it. All right, all right, I'll find someone for him. We're just gonna want his way. No one wants me
Well as he's
is it's for this kids
completing here you already got pissed on
I'll pretend like that one time when my papa
wanted to go meet a woman
and I had to hide in the car
I'll be quiet
you had enough of that you know I'm peeing on people
you stupid
I didn't pee out of three times
I don't even have three times of same time
I don't want to hit
you don't shed enough and did enough
I don't want to hit
I think I'm not going on a date
Okay
All right, I'll go on a date with me
No
Going on a date with guy. Okay. All right. I got one all to me. This guy doesn't want you're gonna find some nose
I'm doing a big call on on your behalf here, okay
You can call bison I was gonna call bison
Yeah, I since cooler than me son. Don't worry. I'm gonna go with you guys. I know Jimmy
I know we're cool and all but I need to do drugs if you don't want me to ask Jim. Oh, Jimmy
You can probably get her right along with
You're wearing it
Okay, we're at where advice for he's been keyed on three times. He's clean
You know he might get peed on again it was once we're trying to avoid that
God damn it was once! God damn it dude!
I got you! Somebody!
Oh is this room still open?
I think I'm gonna grab him.
You can gas and I'm coming to get you.
Yeah.
Alright.
I'm tired.
Huh?
My cop said that you swallowed a dump truck.
And the mustache told me that it looks like he said this.
Your mom looks like she swallowed a dump truck.
Are you okay?
Yeah he's talking about the butt.
But no, he's talking about the butt.
It's like a drum-tuck ass.
But this is fake.
I put a lot of padding in there.
Some guy blew me up.
Who's padding?
Padding.
Padding like cushion in my ass.
All right, now mom put padding in her butt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's the padding?
I know I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good.
OK.
Yes, trust.
Kind of sick.
Bison's coming, he's getting gas and coming to get you.
So it's gonna be a bit.
Yeah.
Okay!
Hey, Jimmy.
It's playtime!
I'm just making sure I'm not gonna start the vlog.
You look like Cheetos!
Oh, cause I die it.
Oh, you don't look like you die, you look pretty fat.
Oh, thank you.
I like cheesecake.
Okay!
all right have a nice day wait wait for the LTE coming wait for the LTE
Jimmy just come on Jimmy oh oh I'm not Jimmy I think the LTE's got G fuel I
think all right who's that Jimmy you got into the same arcade game let's go
where the heck are you guys going we're gonna go to hell going to hell
hell. It's very cool, Jimmy. I know the lights and pond and everything. Very cool, Jimmy.
Very funny. My since coming in. He's body armor, Jimmy. Come on. We're just for you.
I love this noise. It's almost Falcon Friday. In the hope in the hope.
Look, Nick! Look, Nick! Look, Nick!
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Thanks Jimmy.
Thanks Jimmy, you saved me.
Where are you going?
Jimmy!
I need you out of here.
You're gonna die.
What are you doing?
Hello?
Don't take the...
Is the little man in custody right now or is he just here?
Oh, dip dip dip dip dip dip!
What just happened?
He's not in custody. You shouldn't be taking people, Jimmy.
I'm sorry.
I just get confused.
I know. It's all the G-Fuel, huh?
Well...
Okay, well, LT Bison's coming for body armor.
It's pretty cool, okay? He's getting his guns and everything, okay?
Okay.
Okay, just don't run too far.
I just took him into the hospital.
They got hit by an airplane or something.
Now they were golfing.
What's your name?
Sweets.
They called me...
Yeah.
Trying to spell that.
Me.
It's nice to see you.
Oh no.
I'm having a wonderful day.
This is my second time back.
I'm waking up in a week.
Believe it or not.
I'm back, maybe.
Thank you. I had my friend drop the phone on her foot and pulverized the bone.
That's the medical term that doctors use.
Pulverized the bone.
Yeah, they had to like take out part of the bone and put in like an artificial toe tip.
Oh.
So, no, it's pulverized.
Like it's dust.
So what happened was she went to go drop it, went to go grab it.
And as she was grabbing it, she like spiked it.
Right into our pinky toe. Yeah, the tip of the tip of her pinky toe. I don't know
Okay, I'm ready. I'm so sorry. Nope. I'm out
Call it corporates. See you guys later. Good luck getting someone to replace me
No, I'm not after you
Daddy deagle thanks for the 10 months chat only
106 subs away from my dream of 11k subs
the dream
Huh, busy winx. Thanks for 17 months. Appreciate that a bone floater
Hopefully Levi doesn't pee on kids. Uh-oh another kid pisser
Hey moody, thanks for the five
Thank you. That's so nice
Dream is 6k no one cares about
This is about me. What do you think's for the five?
Doc walk to look at that the hoods coming together
I
Pissed on I can oh my god. Oh my god
Deputize me we'll get him
I like the chick time to thank new subs after
Yeah
totally every sub
uh feasibly steven thanks for the nine
my
commitment to
say
they say they say get up get it get it
get in say you stupid
I'm doing the fuck sleep so good luck.
You need to get a grip buddy.
This is why the mayor doesn't come around because he doesn't feel safe to do your protection.
Get in boy
there okay how many times do you want to get him there he is get it automated oh my god
it's always funny guys my expressions really are okay they really get around
citadel i'm used to saying the manner but that place is just dog shit now yeah
there's my steamy by the way talking to me yeah what was that what the hell was that okay
the wrong side. Did we just run over a kid? Oh. Captain young.
Captain young. Young sex for the five. We should do better.
So now, we got this out of here. We held it. We held the line.
We who? We held the line. Is this we have Mike walk at home?
It's the two planes that sort of...
Yeah, was the anti-air gun not working or what happened?
We only had one pistol.
I'm gonna let you think about that.
Yeah, that might be a problem.
And it split the double. It didn't even lock on.
My gun broke as we were shooting.
It's the same.
It gave me a new scene with fucking...
Reader ability.
Is someone gonna boost?
Yes, sir.
Boost.
Boost.
My gun broke, so...
Yeah, it's probably okay.
Do you have any floating weapons?
This is like that to reacts. Oh man. They're going on. All right, let's see. Let's see what happens
Why don't you gotta get we got to get big pussy's car car back
My papa Otto said that my mama has a big pussy.
Let's see, I mean, I don't want any more of these restaurants here.
How much? How much is it?
It's 120.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Listen, big pussy, I already gave it to her.
It's fine.
Alright, I'm gonna steal food for a quick one.
Oh my god, the sub count.
Are we gonna go below 10K?
Oh, god.
Dude, I might kill a rooster.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
What is the G63?
Uh, not yet.
That spec honestly kind of sounds dope.
It's worse.
Hey, Taurus.
What do you mean?
Oh, you can't say oh.
Oh my god, do you roll with these guys?
What do you mean I roll with these guys, these are my friends.
You're friends with him?
Okay.
This is a big minus one.
What?
How is that a great person?
Better solo at 3090.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna have.
Never say never.
Heavy, thanks for the five gifted fives.
I don't know how to play with five gifted fives.
I got cater number one over here.
Time to discredit me.
I am good people.
Listen, if I get asked whether or not
we should have it, we'll say yes.
OK.
Thank you, Coachy.
I'm probably going to give it to a homeless guy
for easy content.
OK.
We'll still save it.
And then what would you say if I get hired here again
for the second time?
I'll make a little fake plan on the morning.
Thanks a lot, guys.
What are you guys doing?
Boosting.
Boosting.
Show the BJ's okay, you don't say that
Doing a BJ. Hey Shane. Hey Jones. Hey, show me Jonesy. Hey, Jones
It's Jones. It's Jones guys Jones. Yeah, I said I said that was one of the things I said, okay
I said like I said, you know, there's no why okay. Thank you so much. What is gone in NT?
Can we show you I think we hold on and we wait for the boost to start
Okay
Plague-plague on
Okay, right about nice. Yes, sir
Big play added
You know, it's close. Yeah, that's close. What were you to some seven points out go down a radio say
To some sort of what's over? Yeah?
There's much of the troopers in me so probably get a response. Oh, yeah, I
Kind of want to see what this g63 is
It's Alexis
Oh
You're gonna answer that day
That's what?
What is up? It says the you know just go ahead and read so I should get the 4090, right?
I shouldn't get the 4080. Okay
All right, are we all ready 4090
Oh, okay, I'll do it fertile Xavier come help me outs. What done?
That's another I can afford it. I probably can't look at this. Look at the
Clear bratch on this money. Yeah, that boy dropping hard
All everyone would have to do is just gift one sub and then I can afford a 49 you please guys
All right, there's like 10k people in here
Look at your hearts, just gift a sub for Jimmy.
What are we starting?
No matter.
Everyone just gift one for Jimmy, guys.
Beep!
Give me lots of us.
Yes!
G63 is a...
10 KBs, yes!
Slime bucket, yes!
Flummer safety.
One!
Hand it with...
Oh god, it's working!
It should not be worth a crash.
Can you give me a scratch?
Yes!
Thank you guys.
Oh god it's working!
Oh it should have been working.
Can you even stretch?
Yes! Thank you guys!
Come on my heroes!
Oh gee drinky thank you!
Lito potate!
Beardman with five gifted!
Katie cat!
Oh my god this community!
Get the ready up!
Oh my god look how strong this community is!
Butter butts with five gifted!
with five
What's your mind oh my god wow
Imagine
That's what I just I need that I need the computer so I can freeze
It's literally for you
You will give me for you
Yeah
Yes for you, yes for you you exactly talking to
In I mean are you driving
I don't say anything so say hi
I
Think that might been
Is it a B or an A so it's a B you don't have to
You get content everybody gets content I use it all to shoot down there. Do you want me to come out? Yeah?
yeah I hate hoppers yeah yeah oh I'm gonna hop on their fucking grave I'm
gonna hop on their fucking grave God damn the only good hopper is a dead hopper
and that's real Pete Baron thank you for the 10 gifted subs it's so nice I love
you I love you mister I love you interview I love you yeah I'm still
interested a secure funding I just need the person that wake up he's out
of town but uh yeah so I gave my gift some thanks for my taxes caught lash cock
to right now so but time he looks much less cocked thank you yeah all right it
might be if there might be a few days things this just depends on the string
ticket the guy put my voice as an alert on the street and alert I don't mind
put it positive
pandaflux thanks for the 20 gifted god damn absolutely fucking oh my god
oh my god yeah I don't mind putting on your kid on 20 gifted absolutely
fucking yeah it's only now I'm
from pickup I'm not going to talk about
oh okay I know you're in college I know
you're in college based on that whole
sentence got back from the run of
Thursday and also it's on a mobile
board the big yeah the big yeah so I
want that whole sentence very telling
I don't you're probably not doing well either so you should really focus on your shit
What are you doing I go to the bar on Thursday. Yeah, that exactly you don't want to be like TJ
Do you know our first extra? You don't want to be a twitch mod. When do you grow up? Do you?
Hit with fluff thanks for all the gifts
I'm gonna be in a colorless movie. It's wrong. I like the livery man. I think it really is. I am no fan
My stomach is usually more like
Cheers, but you're not
I just
Penta, are you sure you're okay? Like I'm not driving that bad
No, yeah, I'm fine. Are you are you okay?
And I'm a little hyped up right now. You know, it's a school airplane to my home
Yeah, car bomb
Chardonnary hello, hello, we're just hearing noises you mean I was a day was he farting
Today's being weird. No, I'm not being weird
To get a year old okay, we get it. That's it. That's what a boost is
All righty
I
Don't even have a
Yes
Those people wait for me
Wait, is that a keeper?
Not because he's bad
You know last night a couple nights ago. I thought yeah, we're sure delayed
Let me sit on top of the garage and top of the ventilation. Uh-huh. I've literally seen a lot of you guys at the
Go clean it out wait wait for that
Like a mount drop
They're taking me because that's your
Love this RP. Thanks, man. I'm putting a lot of effort into it. Hey at least big pussy was in their radar
Speaking of
Why don't you sell your ships of autos too?
Uh, I'm getting a million dollars alone and I'm not really interested in it.
I don't want to sell the algae though.
No, no, no, not that.
No, I'm talking about some lockpicks.
What did you talk about?
I do sell autos.
I do sell autos.
I didn't expect you to see my muscles.
Yeah, they always are a first street from the bar.
Yeah, they, uh, they sell autos.
How can a drug person resist cookies?
I know I can't.
I've essentially cornered the market.
I can't resist cookies when I'm sober.
He says I don't know where Hayes are throughout lockpicks from, but, uh, I know
man I'm a big player they don't work dick what the fuck monopoly man leave
I mean I can't resist dick and talk to all those lock explorers and have stock
so it's yeah we have control over yeah probably keep up today as much as you
said you want to sit there uh yeah yeah you're back to
I see it.
Uh, you gonna talk to him?
So, we're gonna go ahead and present.
Let me call Si, cause he's on left.
I'm gonna touch his car.
I was gonna go for Si.
Shut up, Bruce. That's gross.
You're a child.
He is. Already on the phone.
Fuckin' YouTube girl.
What is it? When is it he's talking about girl?
Ha ha ha.
The man feeding his mom.
It's his 20th birthday.
fucking asked is now talking mate wait is it really your birthday for us in two
hours oh why aren't you streaming my mom wanted to visit me for my birthday but I
said fuck no I got a stream I said fuck no I got a stream looking out for
We're in from 11 K. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. The channel's going to hell. Oh
It's over we're done. I'm gonna have to have everyone
We do get a
April's right. This is an A
We do get it out
For our time is the hacker out
190 hours how many hours
They drive and then you hack.
Say, say.
You probably want to be a director for it.
You've been wanting to be a director.
You guys need a $100 drive.
47?
That's true.
But if there's a hacker or a realty,
you want a hacker, you guys?
I don't want a hacker.
I should practice.
If you want to practice, it's, I mean,
as the best season, so you're gonna get, honestly.
Oh, oh, you can actually pack this by packing half of the car.
Pack it in the parking area, that's off there.
Yeah.
That's it.
Well, I'm so many...
It's much juicier than I had in the factory.
That's true.
So I'm making this.
I'm making this.
Noise boost?
I hate boosting.
I hate boosting.
I'm supposed to be personally pissing.
Okay.
Why would you piss in the car?
Why would you want to keep it?
Zay is already peaking your car, though, right?
You're driving, that's right.
That's right.
I'm driving a little harder than the others.
Yeah?
Let's do it!
I'm not a good driver, but practice!
It's fine.
Just say baby's ae.
Yeah, it's a baby's ae.
Is it baby?
Oh, baby's ae.
No, no.
I'm not a good driver.
We need to try to sign harder.
We need to try to sign harder.
We need to try to sign harder.
Drive in a straight line.
Yeah, it's okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
It's so hard especially.
Highway Blast.
The baby highway Blast.
Yeah.
Oh, LL.
It is a G63, 346, whatever it was, it's like a Mercedes, you guys, it's a G so it's awesome.
It's working well, is there anything else?
Yeah, there's nothing for somebody to get rid of.
Ooh, yep, yep, yep.
It costed 100, no, it costed 100.
Is this a G?
Yep.
Oh, is that what they call it?
Yep.
Alright.
We fucked up.
I'm using a sawdough in this.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Ready.
I'm here bruh.
Okay.
I'm not going to proceed.
You don't need to do that.
I'm sorry.
We're going to have to talk right now.
Peace.
Peace.
Alright.
Peace.
Sorry guys.
I thought maybe food today would be good.
Yeah, yeah.
There
The drop-offs in the rapeseed
The car yeah, this is an area. Yeah, but John I mean I honestly
You could have collaborated. Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm gonna be here phone
I
Six four three man six
Help!
Say, I think you should not be screaming help right now.
I'm not.
You're way too old.
You're way too old for the sake.
You believe this fucking thing was screaming out help?
I literally wasn't screaming out the other way along.
No, you can help me.
Wait, what's that?
You can help me do it.
You like going, yeah, I know you don't sound like a little girl,
but you might have had the question of a little girl.
That looks great.
Here, though, here, though.
Just for one minute.
Just for one minute.
OK, I'm driving for one minute.
Go, go, go, go.
And I am?
Yeah, I mean, it costed $107.
I don't know.
I didn't really risk it, but we've got to, honestly.
Yeah, yeah, that's my bad.
That's like the business card, too.
It's really good.
Drive, drive, drive.
I'm the only car.
Yeah, you said you wanted to.
That's like no point.
What?
I agree, man.
What do you say you'd like?
I will fuck up this whole goose right now.
I will slam your car into the fucking water and it'll be over.
Okay.
DC-23, now that we know, now we know.
I know, I said I'm Mercedes, I did say I'm a Mercedes.
I thought it was the Ford, like the sedan.
He said no one was ever gonna piss on me again.
Listen, do you think it would even be scratchable?
I don't even think that would be scratchable.
Really?
I think it would be nowadays probably.
Yeah, okay, right.
Whatever, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We have the- I have an update.
He definitely heard something falling.
Who the fuck are the cops?
L-Cops?
I actually had no idea that's how that mechanic worked.
Until recently.
You just dropped the cars off.
Play A plus and higher boosts are non-snorfest.
Oh yeah.
I don't know who the fuck I've been pinging.
Maybe he has someone else in the car?
Head pop?
Unfortunately.
A mic boost might be fun.
I don't really, I don't even know how to start a boost.
Yeah, sure.
I swear to God, I don't know how to start a boost.
Why would I lie about that?
Also, how would I even know how to do that?
Just met a game.
Oh, block time.
Sorry that it's been five minutes of downtime.
Maybe I will consider switching characters.
Jimmy got me subs.
I can't believe I'm actually gonna be under 10K.
I'm actually having a panic attack.
The sub count is gonna be the view count
for the first time in years.
Where did I go wrong?
I'm banning you.
I'm banning you for griefing me.
Are you all right, man?
Pretty scared out.
Well, basically some guys threw me in a trunk
and they said they were doing something out of Booster
Seat.
They slicked.
They slicked me on you again.
Yeah, the sky is right now.
So it was slicked.
You said it was slicked.
Some guy, I don't know, they call them Roy.
Roy?
They call them Roy Cop?
They call them Roy, and then they all start laughing.
All right.
Are you going to identify these guys?
Yeah, probably not.
I was in a drug.
OK, you didn't see him before they put you in the trunk,
Jimmy?
No.
No?
Where they gave you from?
I don't know, the hospital?
Oh, you take care of what they're doing.
He was kidnapped by someone called Roy I
Going to get a report going
It's bitch investigative. We have to talk. You'd have to get all that info from Jimmy back again. Once you got it all pat down
That's it, you know those boosters you Jimmy they're very dangerous
Come on Jimmy you got to have some more on your young man you got more energy
I actually have Jimmy in my card you do still want him. He's he doesn't want to do he lost his chance
So he's pretty sad right now. He doesn't want to do anything. He's sad
Well, he's got kidnapped
He's he's upset we didn't take him
It sounds like he might take God kidnap
Jimmy what's your last name man?
What's your last name Tate?
That was not Jimmy. It's you've been
You it's a young man without an end
I'll come to the jeweler's first
I mean Jimmy, I'm gonna give you to do ten advice and okay. He's a very cool guy. All right. Why don't you give yourself the middle finger?
Sorry Jimmy you got your helmet, right?
Jimmy was your hat put it on
sorry we're gonna take you to a jewelry store
I don't care about anything no but I'm gonna say the effort
don't say Andrew take those
don't you want to be like Andrew take
if you want your own bugali you want a nice watch you know you guys don't
want to the jewel which we're going to the jewelry store we're going to the
and they have big guns Jimmy they have big guns they just called it out at the
jewelry store play war zone play war zone no you play fortnight I play war zone
that games for alcoholics hey you play fortnight they got the assault rifle
fortnight they might even have the shoddies yeah don't worry Jimmy we're
gonna get you there you're gonna be with the tenant bison okay gonna be in
the pool fast car okay okay all right have fun it'll be a chase you'll be
able to react live okay remember you have to listen to the tenant bison okay
Jimmy you're under just so many drug morons of war zone 2 how else you play
call baby you have to get drunk I'm the only way you can forget me for the
same game for 10 years promise watch when you're with the LT okay and he
You're not gonna mess around with the bison, okay?
Don't mess around, Jimmy!
Alright, Jimmy, come on.
You'll see. Covered toes, dude.
Alright, we're listening.
Hey, hey, get out of here, kid!
It's a child. Hey, we don't want to be a child!
We're going to be a child!
Christ!
What the heck's your problem, mom?
Hey, what the heck?
Come on, Jimmy, come on.
I hate you!
Jimmy come on Jimmy come on. I'm sorry she hit you. Come on. Come on. Come here. Come do Lieutenant Bison.
Hey Bison.
Come here.
This ain't Bison. This is Josh.
Oh.
Bison.
Hey Bison.
This is Aspen. This is Aspen.
I am his daughter.
I need to leave area. What do you smell like a fork sir?
Come here
I'm gonna call your mom this is lieutenant bison say hello to him right now
This dad's lieutenant bison
Hello
Is he pooping?
No, he's not.
Oh.
Mayor Gaines child car.
Get in the car Jimmy.
Get in the car. Not the driver's seat. Not the trunk. Get in the back seat. We'll put him in the bike seat.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, Barry.
I mean, hey, let's not do this.
I said, I don't understand if you guys don't want me to kid.
Hey Jimmy, you better listen to LT Bison, okay?
I believe you. Please do not think the kid. Okay. Get me back seat now. Okay. You should go in there and breach.
Just there and watch for your reaction channel. Please don't shoot me. No one's going to shoot you.
Johnson take this, take this. Individuals requesting a preposition. I want you to tell me a secret. Jimmy get in the car. Okay.
Okay. Anyone?
Can I try?
Hey, Jimmy!
Can I try?
Jimmy!
Hello? What?
Jimmy, get in the car and I'm spanking your ass.
Get in the car!
I'm on a leash!
You're ready to leave?
In. Do not get out of this car unless I tell you to.
Can I try? Try again?
No.
Can I try?
yet
this is so cool
make sure you guys check
your prom subs
and check
and tap into the youtube
and the instagram
no no no not twitter that might be down time
this is so cool
can you
can you yell for me you're very quiet
we're still westbound
how are we first now westbound
we're going by del caro
with the trooper of right eastbound Dorset, passing light from the left, uh, going through...
Holy shit!
I've read it that way.
You can now back eastbound Dorset.
If you want primary, you can take it back, you know?
This is pretty cool!
Watch the sun react to this!
To Northbound Los Angeles, go through the car to make tunnel for us then.
That's as bad as this thing works, and you might as well tell you what's happening right now or what.
No, it's basically, I just sit here, we're doing it!
Right, please come out.
Okay!
I would if I could.
The transitioning is done popular.
Thank God you're not doing this to that, okay?
I think that the cops, instead of using guns, should have hopped through criminals and
asked them why they're doing this.
South problem popular, capital, still south from popular.
VTuber avatar of Jimmy and actually reacted to politics
Okay, that would actually be really fucking funny
You cycle you can see on top of the three ways
across some rocks that lanes of travel all the time.
Exit.
Palomino.
Far left, one on the Palomino.
She's like Andrew Tate.
Right.
Where's Palomino?
What do you think about Andrew Tate?
I don't know.
Andrew Tate, feel it.
He's in an off-road jump.
Missed it.
He's on the way.
I'm on the way.
Down to Laurel LaForte.
Am I Jimmy right now?
You know what?
Yes, I am.
Excuse me.
We're going back on to, uh, Lauren McCarty.
Northbound.
We're opposite lanes to travel.
Northbound, the quarter.
It's in the middle lane here.
We're transitioning down to Del Parro.
Uh, correctly going off-road up to Las Adunas.
We're actually in westbound, Dorset.
We're now at Zona Medical Center.
Out through these four counts.
We're left, westbound, Carcer.
We're in Dorset.
Boulevard, Del Parro.
Oh, my God.
Wow, I hope someone shoots someone.
Oh my god, Jimmy!
He didn't want us to hug them!
Why do you want us to shoot people now?
I hope that they shoot the cops!
What?
Only good cop isn't a cop!
No problem!
He will, Hasan says!
Who's a son?
Oh, he reacts to car chases!
The last fighter in the left side of the road!
That's gonna steal the cars!
I like to try to get on Hasan!
No, don't do that!
I
Make a bunch of
There's a vehicle following this by the way
The black with big spoiler and red headlights
Why are they up my ass that's all I'm still following my resume
Yeah, hey watching and chatting is just regular watching
was that it behind us first behind us directly behind us underneath the
awning
oh my god why are you drinking put that down Jimmy Jimmy put it down Jimmy get
in the car, dammit. Don't get out of the car unless that's how you do it.
What is this?
He's a thing, Johnston. We want to make sure these guys don't have any of these splurts off.
Sir, are you okay? Do you need medical? You just got fucked.
I'm good. I'm good.
Okay.
I'm done.
All right.
Sir, you know you were speeding like a maniac.
What's the plan?
You're not even gonna flip them.
Shanna took that jump.
Rude.
This kid shot me in the head and then went in for terrorism.
What did he do?
Oh, good.
Uh, what?
I think he's served his time.
Jimmy, get in the fucking car right now, I'm just gonna take your ass.
Okay.
I run to work every day, cardio's important.
I just started my run.
Nope, I have a very expensive vehicle.
Three of them parked at my house that I also ran from.
Beautiful driving.
My house, I own a home.
No, it's a motorcycle.
Four.
I think I have $1.2 million dollars.
Hey, thanks.
Thank you.
I hope Bugatti equals 4.
I gotta get off this cop car.
They're basically making me play right now.
Jimmy, you know you can't call 911 as a prank.
That's illegal.
That's not true.
Hey, Jimmy, I've heard about you.
Were you in a scared straight program at the prison?
You want to go for real this time?
No.
Get it out.
look Jimmy once he's up you'll probably never see again oh he's too young for
that bye son it's gonna make him I like him
it's gonna burger shop bring that a super one thanks for the five months
huh appreciate that next Genesis thanks for the five
awesome fuck what the fuck happened five months ago five months boys conclusion
xd conclusion xd thanks for the nine months whimsy thanks for 13
appreciate it reading individual subs so let's come to this
uh clade undead thanks for the four bush wacker with five
faster than you haha i'm on a real fight can you earn a bicycle
shut up why are you so mean to me
no
i'm gonna be bini
you need to be there to come to me
bini bini it's shortly still here
thanks bush wacker for the five that makes you feel a little better
so long
Who- uh. Oh fuck.
Andrew T. Darkey's starting to make sense.
Make payment.
Open.
View inventory, there it is.
Is there a thousand dollars? Alright, I'll take ten.
Who needs to play a roulette when you have scratch-offs?
Jimmy was the richest character. Jimmy had more money than Wrangler there for a little bit.
Pablo Lotto doesn't pay?
You don't know that.
I bet you one of these bitches hit someone saying they were arping as a
professional roulette player you can't be a professional roulette player hey you
can you can be professional at anything if you put 10,000 hours into it
jerking off to you yeah of course you can go pro and jerking off
The problems are gonna get all hairy, but...
Yeah, I was about to go to the car.
I fell off my bike!
You didn't fuckin' ask dumbass kid.
Yeah...
Yeah...
You look stupid!
Those jeans are older than I am!
I'm calling Johnson.
Jimmy, what you at, man?
This doctor said I can't have any medical.
He said the doctor said you can't have any medical.
Yeah, he called me a cuck kid and made me leave.
In the hospital?
Yeah, and I'm really hurt.
Okay, let me uh, let me talk to me talk to my FTO now see if I can come over there and hit you out all right you get the
Okay, sit tight sit down on top of me up to you. Okay. All right now. Why the fuck can't I scratch it off anymore?
I like when you can scratch it off yourself. Oh, there's one
Look at that. This is hidden dog. What the fuck? Oh my god, bitch
Heeeey!
That was long.
Not bad.
Only down 4k, that's not bad.
What the fuck do I uh...
I think that's what I meant by it doesn't pay.
Oh.
Literally doesn't pay.
Slow day for snowball magic hands.
I'm wondering when my chat
became so just like over stimulated.
What happened?
How did I ruin you guys?
I wanna say it's a slow day, it's pretty average.
Mike?
Oh yeah, true.
Oh true, Jimmy equals TikTok children, yep.
good point that's what it is man what's up can you help me what's going on you
gotta look like my hero what's that supposed to mean you look like my hero
and to promise I am the whole I kind of do no a little bit there bro what the
fuck wait what the hell you can't fucking watch and your tape okay that's
All my friends do!
Oh god, they go.
Yeah, well your friends are...
Hey, can someone help me?
Can someone help?
What you need, little bro?
This guy at the hospital is being mean to me!
What the hell, what do you say?
What the fuck?
You just scared the hell out of me.
What's being mean?
Listen, everyone says that I scare them because I stand in a bush.
Like, listen, I'm not that scary, alright?
I'll help you, little bro.
Can you attack him if I give you $6,000?
Well, 20? 20,000?
I have 6,000.
Don't talk to strangers a little, bro.
You don't have 20,000?
No.
I need 20,000.
I'm in debt.
Hey, I'll give you 20,000.
You just said you didn't have it.
Yeah, I found some.
Show it to me.
Here you go.
here's half is this scratchers and winners wait where do I where do I you
know cash he's in Pablo you want to bring him here you're you're asking me to
go inside of the I want you to beat them and then I'm gonna say rip bozo
Hop on, pal.
There's nowhere to hop on!
Shit! Is that your bike?
I can follow you!
Looks like when a kid gets a big boy bike for the first time.
Jadub with 20 gifted!
Keeping 11k in sight.
Thanks, Jadub, for the 20 gifted. Appreciate ya. That's nice.
Christmas is saved.
What do you do exactly? What do you do with this?
You won't let me get help!
And I'm hurt!
You went in there asking for like a panda?
I'm asking for a panda in Europe!
Yeah!
Man, that's fucked up.
Where's your boo-boo?
He said that no one could beat him up because everyone sucks.
Hmm.
Yeah, he said everyone was weak but him.
Is he built? Is he like, is he a bit of a problem?
Bushwack with five panda-
Barely hold this umbrella.
With fluff with five!
Thanks guys.
So nice, thank you.
I'm gonna give you some.
I'm actually getting pumped.
What were the stupid shoes in the...
...Rabbit ears?
I'm gonna trouble my boss, you fucking cunt.
Geez, keep screaming at me, I'm 12 years old!
Has got Timmy.
Hello.
I paid this guy to assassinate this guy.
Assassinate? You said beat him up.
yeah you pay someone to kill me what the fuck no that guy is being me to be you
said beat him up and say kill you say you paid this man to kill that man
to go on my arms all right I hear it to kill nobody you can take these
Scratchers back and we'll get this umbrella. Hey, what's up? That's not an intro take w
No, it's not
Most of those are pretty much
Beanie bandages
Come back
You're Chloe all right get in the car
Why?
We got a killer
Yeah, get in the car dawg.
Get in the car!
No, get the fuck out of this hospital!
Do not take this little kid house!
Get in the car dawg!
Yeah!
Get in!
Yeah!
Help me!
Help me!
Help, I'm scared!
We're gonna kill your ass Chloe, you being a hoe.
Help me!
This hit from my Kazowski and she said stop being a hoe dawg.
A hoe!
Help!
What the heck?
Oh
No dog retired I think that motherfucking EMS got like steel toe boots or something wait you say this Chloe was a woman
Yeah, but you can't go by that in 2022 dog. I just wouldn't look like in the MDW. Oh
Sorry
No dawg, you have a gun
You know, I really...
Look at all these rich houses and stuff
How could they...
There'd be a good place to dump this motherfucker once we kill him
At that wedding, you know, there's a wedding going on
Oh yeah, at the holy church wedding
Yeah, that a good place to kill a kid
Route 68
Route 68? Aw shit, that a long ass drive
Yeah it is
Wait, he on the phone
Dawg! Keep an eye on this kid!
It's called the Andrew Tate Hotline
Hey, hotline! You can talk to him!
Kill dog! Get off!
Get off the phone!
Get up!
Who's this Andrew Tate fella?
My friends love him.
Well, guess what?
I don't know. Do you even have friends?
Why are you hold?
Nah, you were hold. Stop being a hold.
Why are you hold?
I don't know.
Why are you hold?
We've been oh shit
Nostalgia fine, I just got a new penis
Good work
Is he would connect with that pink cop, can I stab you fuck you finger?
I'm gonna I'm gonna stab you just for that. I
Was I was told not to take shit
M.A.I. K.O.Z.
Okay, where's your mom again?
My mom's sleeping in the garage.
My mom's sleeping in the garage?
My dad's in Puerto Rico.
Hi, I'm calling you by the name of Ashley.
Oh, do you think he's cheating on your mom?
We got this Chloe, and we're going to kill her.
Wow, oh my god.
Okay, so you come from a broken home?
Yeah, misgender.
Okay.
Wow.
Yo, kid, she wants to just talk to her now.
Kid, what's your pronoun?
Yeah, she's a broken woman.
Can your mom say we're going to be the team?
Oh, that's the Sonora Desert somewhere out there.
I think Ruth is there.
Oh, god.
No!
Well, we got to go to Pink Cane.
Oh, god.
Hey, hey, well, I'm looking for your Gassi.
Do you see me some color?
Really, it's around you.
OK, kid.
I don't have anyone near there.
Well, she wants us to go there.
She's over there.
Gassi, she's in Hong Kong.
All right.
I guess we're going to the Pink Cane, then.
It says it's her favorite shit.
She's a piece of shit.
I don't see any more.
I see trees.
You see trees?
All right.
Okay, see that that gas station.
Hold the phone again.
Phone.
All right.
Yeah.
We'll be there.
Okay.
What else do you see?
How?
Let me guess.
This guy.
You see a gun?
Okay.
What is this takeout?
It ain't work like that.
We can't take the hit back.
All righty.
We've got to take it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Did they do the snack?
I don't know where to prove the point.
They won't let you ask for snacks.
I have a snack!
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they're gonna give you snacks?
Why just to tell them that you want a snack for like burger shot or something?
Yeah.
They got a burger shot? I want to get the Andrew Tate meal.
We already got that dog.
I don't... I don't believe you don't have it.
Are you doing the snack?
the back you said no no we're not going there take the bird is you want a
last you see him around if that the last request you're gonna burn a shot
Okay, okay, okay away get the burger shot get the burger shot. Okay. He wants an Andrew to eat me
So
Why the hell were you leaving the hospital?
I'm gonna pay someone to shoot that guy cuz he's mean to me
Which guy oh shit, I'll shoot him for you. Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey dollars, oh
Will you take this?
Take one. Oh
What is this? Is this some sort of gift card? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Stay on your side of the road you asshole. You stay on your side of the road.
Help! I'm getting kidnapped! I'm a child!
Oh no! I'm getting kidnapped. We're gonna kill him.
No, yeah. We're gonna murder him.
Yeah, he's gonna die.
Help! I'm 12!
Alright, later.
He said, oh no.
I think he's gonna occupy himself.
He gave me some energy thing. It says you want 50
He gave a reaction like he was going on an amber alert
Oh no
You can't just take this
That's fine, we'll sell it on the block
It'll be good, there
What the hell am I going to do?
You think we should get the EMS punch?
What EMS? Why we got Skr?
Yeah, let's do that
That's the guy he want to kill
Skr
Is the guy with purple hair, is it that one?
No, that's so sad
Yeah, the vixen kick our tire and bust our car
I'm getting the call those ambulances shit out of me. I know Danny. It's just oh they scare you cuz they're so loud
Oh, oh, no, we gotta go kill someone this guy wants
We got Chloe no no she wants you want us to kill someone we got to do that real quick before we kill her
She won a last meal to dog. Oh, she also wants a last meal
NPCs
Put it off, lady. I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I mean, he'll be done there.
If we ain't do the hit, Mike's gonna lose his dick, dawg,
and he will not be happy if you don't let him get back.
Do you want my guy to lose his penis?
I can tell you, it sucked.
All right, so Chloe's died. I don't want to say it.
All right, he'll be done there, but he needs his last meal.
And he's gonna, yeah.
Okay, I've not heard a shot.
All right, come on, kid. Let's go get your and your tape meal.
And don't do anything funny. I
Yeah, we need to and your tape meal, Bob.
But I said, don't do anything funny, kid.
I'm just walking here.
Walk to the counter and ask for your and your tape meal.
No, she's calling me.
Shit, just tell her to come to Burger Shot.
Let him eat his meal and kill him here dog, whatever
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming Bob. We need to
To man, I don't want that guy
I don't want to feel the stereotype just come to burger shop. God damn it
Chloe's here. I think she's pissed off. Fuck myself, but I'm locked in
All right
Talking outside Chloe no that was Lily. Oh, yeah, now we killing
Mr. Yeah, we're gonna teach you to be a hoe
What?
Yeah
Oh my god
This is what you get for being a hoe Chloe
my wife was a hole and I killed her yeah yeah we're gonna kill him yeah we're
gonna kid not cuz he a hug yeah in a block task don't ask just make him as
to make the burger. Yeah, you
response. Rapid. Why are you
some machines? Yo, dawg,
for the Sanchez 300. Hey,
I gotta go. I gotta go. I
coming. Oh, oh, yeah, kid.
He's there. No, it's here. He's here. He's right there
Hey, the cops are outside. I'm gonna tell you I
You keep fucking with me dog, and I'm just gonna do you right here. I
Yeah
We got two suspects down. We should be good now. Hopefully, but just get more units here
Yeah, if someone kidnapping a kid, we got one guy who pulled a gun. We got one kid. Oh, we're good
Jane Delta makes you the five gets itself. Very cool. We're good
1013 alpha. I'm by myself at Bergersaw and need additional units money Aaron your band until I get to 11k subs
You're too big of a liar building right now.
I guess.
You're not gonna have a meal because I'm fucking angry right now!
Once I get 11 K-Stars all on ban.
Ocean King, we need- I just need more units.
No, have a study meal.
Not you.
Not real Aaron.
I know everyone's a little upset he's forgetting today, but let's just keep things clear.
We just need more people. I need units here.
I'm still alone at Bergen, so I need cops here.
Okay, we need to lock down this building.
He don't know no no no no no no no no, he's cool. He's I believe. Oh, no
Um
Jimmy are you still awake Jimmy? Oh, that's pretty good Jimmy Jimmy
Croc Fidem his anterotaped meal now like this monster makes him a fine
Oh god there's so many people down there.
Yeah, unless we get her, it's code for you.
We need medical in here.
There's people down in the hills.
Oh god!
You got back up!
Get behind the counter now!
Yeah, that's got her rolling.
Beach, are you alive?
No, that's a shame.
Alright, let me get your head out, god.
Oh god, now the police car is driving.
You need medics!
Get the fucking air bow!
Get over here
Beach
Grab the kid I'm gonna move him over here. Okay. Oh my god
Okay, I'm going to set the monitors here
Okay, those are pretty garbage. That's pretty garbage.
Get there, be conscious.
He is not conscious. That's not good.
Okay, move you over here. Let's check for injuries first.
Unconscious. Look for injuries. Let's see.
Injuries. Injuries. Injuries.
Move the backpack. Get the backpack.
Well, yes, I look for injuries on this kid
Beach you okay? Where are the injuries still looking good? I don't like this guy
Straight up good. It's good. Just a little sad
Yeah, I'll not wonder you're gonna eat the grass is a lot of these
You want to give her this meal? Oh, you mean my meal sure
Oh
One of these cards rolled over here next to the leading for oh
There's a shot. This is a really shitty
This isn't even this car board minute. It's a cardboard helmet. Who gave it's good to cardboard helmet. Oh god. There's the blood
Okay, that is going to need a lot like a criminal threat. They're a little bit of pressure on that
and then wrap you up, she'd be good after that.
See?
That's a lot like, uh, HGH.
Well, this kind of reminds me of the, uh, flex tape commercial
where they saw a bow and a half.
Fortunately, I have a lot of it.
I was gonna do it, but the chat started spamming me to do it,
and now I don't want to do it for some reason.
I don't know why.
Just gonna wrap it around his head.
It's hard to explain.
This is making me not want to do it.
All right.
I'm gonna turn to a restroom now.
Call me ATE-88.
Get it.
I
There we go
That should be that was that sound
Look here. Oh crap did I snap his skull in half
It's cool to be a
What the fuck is that? What does that word mean?
I don't know what the hell that means.
Glenn, can you come in here?
I got him in custody. Come back to the front.
It looks fine. Looks fine.
Yeah, it definitely looks fine. All right.
Oh, it's you doing here.
Yeah, oh, you.
You're the worst.
Yeah, oh, I'm the worst.
You mean I'm an artist? Oh!
You're taking your goddamn time.
Oh, no.
Okay, Glenn, you said this guy was doing criminal effects?
Yeah, he criminally threatened me.
A person who approaches a rejects cop killer
pissed his head in.
That's kind of scary.
That's going to run on your record.
Especially in stock exchange.
Why are you thinking me?
You said that.
Did anyone invest in Jimmy Dine today?
I need to grab some supplies to get back home.
I have the fuck you want to whoever the fuck you want.
I can't.
It's not very nice.
It's legal, that's what I said.
Maybe it's not.
I think even those drugs would make you super buff and moody.
See?
And don't get too involved.
I love a boy friend who just keeps a lip shut.
What's that?
JCJ.
I know my rights.
I have the right to remain silent.
I would like to go.
Where's the fucking EMS?
I will wait until my lawyer writes.
All right.
Hurry up, boss.
There's not available.
Wait.
Isn't there a...
Why?
Why?
Then I will sit in the cell until there is one available.
Why?
Fuck, I'm helping you.
Okay, there's only one EMS.
Hmm.
Did they look violated, do you?
the post
Oh crap, is there no
Okay, okay, I'm gonna get CPR as I load up the D-Fib get that charge
You might just have any piece of shit on your pile of fucking crap.
Ethan, is ready?
Why did you shoot the heart?
Three, two, one, clear!
You made that happen.
Okay, fucking me.
Put her up!
You made that happen!
Okay.
I'm gonna bring this around.
Checking the heart rate monitor.
House is false.
You're right!
The guy that wasn't me!
Now, we might have to stick some adrenaline in this kid.
Just get him really pumping.
Wait, what the fuck?
the fuck? I'm not hearing a heartbeat anymore. I'm gonna put my head next to his chest here,
I'm gonna listen. I'm not hearing anything. I'm not hearing anything. Wait, what? I'm
gonna lift up his shirt. Then he's dead, doc. Successful dog. He's gonna lift his shirt
up here by now the new jimmy exchange traded fund is now on a discharge
heart to the fruit holy fuck yes no heart okay what the fuck are you gonna do
about that he's dead he has no heart where's his heart unless it came out
somewhere find his heart jb find his heart
have to find a heart somebody shot his heart out okay I need to put like
support it was me not me it was this guy to his mouth here get this to breathe
all he wanted to do is react to it I can't even do CPR because there's
nothing else left to do okay help me find the heart help me find the heart
It was River that shot his heart out. That's why he listens to Andrew Tate.
Okay, okay.
In the trash?
Get that in there. We're gonna need...
Pump blood into him. We need...
That's fucking wild.
Go into the ambulance.
Yeah.
Get you a gun.
You must know she's dying.
Yep. Oh, oh my god. Now she's dying.
Yeah
You mess I need additional you make your staff he just bleeding out hurry
Okay, get that oh
Money you think we need a new heart for this kid immediately well if peach dies can't you just take hers?
Oh no, oh god, hopefully I'm there you know be here in the heart dress one
I
Did we find a heart yet? Where's the heart? I don't know
Okay, okay. I need you to monitors. I didn't find his heart. Well my mother. He's dead
Sweet
I need you to monitor the kid. Okay. He's dead, but like I'll keep an eye on him
He was alive. He was so full of life only a little bit ago Eric
He was
They're killing me.
They're killing me.
They're killing me.
No, if you were a cop, you would give up your heart first.
For real?
Yeah, for him.
This is what I need to do.
That's covered in piss.
Richard!
They stopped this kid far down, and we can't find the heart.
I need you to check him quickly in the hospital.
Get him off the heart transplant staff.
Right there!
Save him, Riv.
Please.
Alright!
Dude, your life's down in my hands.
Let's fucking rod.
If they don't have a hostage, they can't negotiate.
Hey, put it down!
Come on!
I did it!
We're getting the first room for a little guy!
I'll see if they're already best friends, he's paying to get a room.
And they don't have a hostage, I'm cleared open fire!
Are you a doctor?
I am, I'm not a bad...
This kid's fucking...
Is this a good surgery room?
Hey, sorry, one second, I need to see which one has morphine.
Nope, that's the cocaine one, one second.
That one has catamine.
Alright, the third one it is.
That's so long.
Poconpie or Pumpkinpie? Pump- Pump- Pumpkin?
Yeah, I can hear you. So this kid, Don, apparently shot by Kroc in the back of the head because he's Australian.
Kroc?
Yeah, I don't know. That's what I heard on the radio. That's- I mean, it's in your hands now. Good luck.
Uh, well, um, that was a lot of information.
Shot in the back of the head and your heart somehow is gone.
Weird anatomy.
So I need you
Oh, yeah, a kid here will shop by crock sure is
All right, um
Let's see
He says look the purple guy said that he was shot by crock
Use the shop door pin directly priced from chat
He said he was trying to find out what happened with heart flew out somehow. I'm not really um
where's the heart of
okay thanks
uh...
titles
anything
but it's really what i'm just
seems like
but it's right
but it's right those friends don't fight them in the middle of the
no he likes to do it
and i'm not talking about it
but i don't know what kind of if you don't talk about
so me and sorry
time is of the essence here
let's get this through his IV
okay what is it?
alright
if you
come on Jimmy
wake up Jimmy
there we go
we have motion
he got weak
he's gone through like
probably thirteen
kidneys already
putting on the good use
Yeah, well, someway, someway, I'll keep giving them new kits.
Chief Yo gives you heart.
To these kids.
Does he just keep them in jars lined up in his room?
Oh, I don't know.
I start suturing his clothes.
He just fucking crashed shotgun.
I just saw Krok not too long ago.
He pulled a guy over for pulling over
to let the police go by.
He pulled more for parking wrong
Sounds like rock to me Jim you're gonna make it by the cell
Let him or chief you in town hear me
Where's your mom you're still taking a nap in the garage
No good to hear good to hear
Cars been on for three months
Yeah, well chat do we play Wrangler
back sure you must Bob I have a fat one on you let there seems to be
stabilizing bite those are little bit under the weather but understandable
croc he's also drill man yep I'll sit here see if we can get him up on his
feet. Yeah we're probably gonna have to transfer him upstairs for blood transfusions and another goddamn diodes.
Oh yeah.
Shall we call any of his moms?
I don't think any of them gonna answer.
Oh no, he's gonna make it.
Yes, he's gonna make it.
Oh thank god I'm not going away for the nines. Okay, goodbye.
Goodbye.
That felt kind of O.C.
Covered up to the TV.
Is he dead?
No.
Are you sure?
Can you double check?
Yes, bitch. He's not dead.
Oh, 77% of EMS Bob?
Fucking dammit. This is fresh shit.
Is that kid finally dead?
Don't worry, we got it.
Alright, there's about one.
Jimmy Orgman is going to be spending the night with us.
Don't let him do too many refusings in the back.
God damn it, Jimmy.
Fat worm on EMS Bob.
Mike? Maybe I'll play Mike tomorrow if I hit 11k subs, maybe.
We're gonna be watching German tomorrow. Who the fuck is we?
All of you guys? Everyone. The view count's just gonna be zero.
I barely watch you now. Big predictable, let's see.
You've been following since the 11th. I unfollowed, followed, unfollowed.
Why? Yeah, why? You don't know?
Well, who do you watch then since you barely watch me now? Who are you watching?
Let's figure it out
Buddha okay, I'm gonna have to ban you for that. I'm sorry. Well, that's a man
Whippy coil in Linden FPS
Penta fell off off
The view counts bit up
It's been up. I fell off. I don't care
It's a win-win for me
Yep less zoomers watching it's a win-win for me either
I say a big successful streamer or I fall off and I go back to being a niche streamer that only like cool streamers no exist
Literally, it's a it's literally a win-win can't lose
Except for the bank account I already bought the house that happened already
Win-win no more subs. That's already happening though. Yeah, that's already happening
happening. No mortgage? If it comes down to that I'll just add blasts to my audience.
I'll just add blasts. I can't lose. Yeah, I'll do a Raid Shadow Legends stream every week
and I'll just fucking like, the stream will just look like this. It'll just look like
that. Looks great. Not gonna lie, I'd be forced to sub you if you played ads. Oh, shit.
I don't get bounties.
When's the hell a fresh banner coming?
Don't they use like, slave labor? Like, monkey slave labor or something?
Do you guys see that shit?
Yeah, they have like...
Monkeys that they have chained up and they make them like go up trees and pick coconuts or something?
I don't know.
That's just something Pita said, I don't know how it's written on this.
to a place in your son of a bitch.
Yeah, see, I've wrested all the calls and whatnot.
Yeah, yeah.
I got that scam in the fire.
I'll talk to you, Bacon.
What an awful thing to say.
You need a radio.
Oh, yeah, did I go to prison?
This is EMS Bob?
I'm careful of traffic here.
Bob, 10-3.
OK, 10-3.
This is EMS Bob.
I'm 41.
Bob shut the fuck up Bob the vehicles backflip
said Bob milton road.
What's up guys?
We're going watch Bob milton.
Hey Bob.
We're going to save some lives today.
And steal some lives.
That sounds good.
What's the situation?
What's up with these crybabies?
Some pussy ass kid just died.
That's what's up.
I'm in a bullet.
I gotta go get my shit from prison.
All right, we're still South Milton, crossing fight with,
who's sending itself, crossing Spanish, approaching Harwick.
Wait, what was it for?
They left it, but the South Milton,
that's because some pop named Beans tried to arrest me,
so I beat the shit out of them.
We should stop giving the cops medical
if they're going to arrest us.
That's what's up.
They've been flooded on a bicycle and gone away in the canals
since I ran like an Olympic swimmer.
You gotta talk to him by your ear.
I ran like, you know what, sorry.
I ran like a, I swam like an Olympic swimmer in the canals.
What?
I ran like an, I swam like an Olympic swimmer in the canals.
Why, why'd you do that?
They get away, cops?
Yeah, I know, I hate them too.
This is a bar.
Hey, who is this?
I need help.
No, we don't know where that came from.
Get her out of here.
Get her out of here.
Get her out.
Get her out of here right now.
We don't know where she came from.
We only treat people that we pick up.
Did you just transform?
I don't know.
We don't know where that came from.
Get her out of here.
We will blacklist.
Get her out now.
It's Sam! Get the hell out of here!
Next time, call 911!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
What's with your terrorism? For what?
How's that terrorism?
Now you're Bob.
Bob, get off the radio.
Right, Westbound.
Did you say... Did you say to Biceroi?
Hey Bob, let's just stay off the comms for now, okay?
My bad, I thought they said Biceroi.
What's going on there, fellas?
Let me know, left, north, up, B-C-D-M.
Subi here another one still around go around I'm sticking on the main Subaru in North Bay city
No, I got it
Going around the circle coming out
West it comes full of our you saw what's the close passing the graveyard
again
Doesn't feel weird when they actually call you Bob. No, no one calls me Bob anymore. They all call me Penta. I
Don't have any actual IRL friends that I'm just like no away from streaming
I tried to tell him that my name's Bob and they were like,
your name is what you picked in 2015.
I'm in the red on gas, merging Harry from now.
You picked your name in 2015.
Eastbound Howick.
Go ahead and get a secondary product.
Oh no, Soda left.
She left when I refused to quit streaming because I was chasing 11k subs.
She said it's never gonna happen. You're chasing a pipe dream
You're obsessed you need to stop living in a fantasy world
It might bring her back
Did you take Eli Eli left
He said how will I eat off 10 right northbound power a subs friction the war power
Right into the parking structure
So Andreas, I need that 12k food right north that's true every week. I import him grade s plus
Fatty to run from japan
And that's what he has
Jumping out getting into the black super room. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck where?
He's jumping the wall or is he in the parking lot
Drivers lower cage going for cops and be a little lower. La Prusa
They just left their boy
They just they just left their boy
What?
They're taking off.
What do you mean they left?
They're gonna be...
I don't understand.
They're starting around the globe.
Oh my God!
There's no way to get to that garage, crossing incorrect lanes.
Going towards death barrel west, now.
Taking to the speedway, westbound, death barrel.
Watch it about on second air, follow left down.
Correct lane, death barrier.
Taking the exit towards the chemical garage,
and then left down.
That was just past whenever we get on the straight.
And he's round the corner for the rest there what's up back out towards law for what's going on
You want a COVID test
Shay all right. Yeah, I got it real bad. Hey, come here
Yeah, I got it real bad. That's how I know how other people got it
I'm not gonna just cough on you. What are you doing?
Alright hold still I'm gonna stick this up your nose
Oh
You got it bad you got home in real bad
You're gonna die man, you're dead you got all the variants you're like the Thalnos of cope you got all the variants
You got them all you caught them all
I think legally you have to go tell everyone you just tested pop were you in that crowd
You got to go tell everyone legally man come on or I'm gonna have to report this to my boss
What I'll go tell people all right come on
All these people sick oh, they're gonna be pissed off at you
stage right now, do you want to make a announcement?
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead, I'll control it.
Okay.
Do you want me to cut it off now?
Yeah, cut it off.
Yeah, no, cut it off now.
Just for a second.
All right, all right, go ahead.
Start it up.
I'll make some.
Here told me I got COVID of all the variants.
Told me I got COVID of all the variants this guy just says the positive for COVID-19 all the variants
Just don't make plans
Is this twitch
Oh, what?
Yeah, Tommy's on the same toilet seat as someone with COVID, I think you're fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you guys are done, you're fucked.
Hey, does anyone want discount medical?
Who's saying that?
Hello?
What guy behind you?
There's literally a man standing right behind you with a session.
Oh, shit, yeah.
It's only if I sit on the toilet seat as someone with COVID, right?
No, that's herpes.
No, that's COVID.
No, that's herpes.
You get herpes around your asshole from toilet seats. That's why they have the paper things
I thought that was so you know you don't get poofy on the seat. No. No, no, no, that's for herpes
Yeah
I think you guys want to buy anything out of my ambulance for $50
I don't know they just give me it for work every day. I just stop making the ends meet though
I think there's like some needles and shit back there I don't know.
I don't want to see what you got.
You got any body parts?
Yeah, I mean there could be, I don't know.
What's your name mister?
Bob Dickenshire?
Is that French?
Huh?
Is that French?
Brazilian.
Brazilian?
Oh, like the wax I get every morning.
Yeah, just like that. Jesus. Jesus. Fuckin' hell.
That's a wish. What you got? What you got?
You doing good? Take a look. I'm not seeing anything in here.
Oh, I see some IVs. I'll be right...
Yo, how much for the gurney, dog?
Uh, I don't know, a hundred bucks?
Alright, see you later. Take it.
We can have fun with the gurney.
You guys, if you guys ever need any medical away from the hospital, let me know. I'll do that, too.
Yo, I'll take the gurney.
Everyone's just so fucking, there's just such assholes there, like,
oh, Bob, you can't do surgeries on the scene.
You have to bring them here, like, shut the hell up.
What if it's an emergency, though?
I didn't get into this just to take someone to the hospital.
If someone needs an emergency abortion on the side of the road,
I don't care what road V-Way says.
You know what, Bob, that's their choice, especially if they're unconscious.
That's what I'm saying, I'm just...
Well...
You know, you gotta do what you gotta do, Bob.
Yeah, I guess you know, Bob, you're a medical professional.
Who am I to question your method?
Cool. Anyways, call me if you need medical away from the hospital.
Alright, thanks, Bob.
If I bust my ass at this wedding, we'll definitely call you.
Yeah, cool, cool.
I gotta tell you what, man, I'm all fucked up.
I just started taking...huh?
Very fucked up.
You got to talk to my good ear. Yeah, sorry. Why are you fucked? I got I got to go to court
Oh, right male practice
Liberals yeah male practice. I was trying to sew a penis onto someone's forehead
This is my first time doing it. It's just a male practice
Like was it functional or was it just no cosmetic? Oh
I feel like did you call him a dickhead after that? I don't know. That's what they wanted
That's what they want.
What the fuck are they doing to you?
It fell off!
You know how people get the sex toy?
Where they strap the penis on their head?
Yeah, yeah, the fucking thing.
I think that they liked it so much they just wanted one permanently there.
So they're stealing you because it fell off?
Yeah.
That's kind of on them though.
They died from a brain infection.
Brain infection?
Yeah, turns out you have to wait to start having sex.
just started going at it the same day yeah but they got like brain brain herpes
or something no there's a brain got infected from the the pussy juice that's
the medical term component syphilis yeah rotted the brain oh my god wow full
circle huh history tensor itself I gotta get out there I've just I've just been
running into scenes and just getting people into the hot in the day ambulance
Well, they're still while the cops are still shooting. They're all pissed off at me
You know what Bob? It sounds like you're trying to get your fuck if you run on one of my scenes
I'd fucking like I that's go go go. What am I supposed to do?
No, you're doing your job
Man, they stopped doing half off margs at Applebee's at 630. You know what I'm saying
Why am I still fucking sober?
You know the wedding?
Yeah
Is this guy is he a DJ or is he a personal trainer?
He sounds like he's obstructing a cycling class yeah
Yeah, just call me here's my number I hate working for this hospital. I'm gonna quit soon open up my own. Oh
What are you gonna call it I want to get crusade medical up and running but we got broaches bad oh
oh yep and I let some side yeah we got roaches bad in there and I let some
wombats in there and that's that's now we got to get them out what the hell is a
wombat I go to Australia yeah I got them in there
couple of dangles in there eating babies I don't 50 wombat's in there wait to
deal with the road to pass control there they're good for insects yeah
Now you gotta put 50 something in there to deal with the wombat.
Well, what have I found, McGillan?
Oh, God!
Yeah.
How you doing, biggie, you good girl?
Okay, I got it.
Nice meeting you, Bob.
Thank you so much, bud.
We're on the way east now. They first out west of Clips.
The dog, green and colored BMW leaving the scene.
That's great.
If there's a green and colored BMW, there might be a red and colored
Looks very as well falling
Okay, if you ever doubled up units with a bad being can you call the trackers?
Advise truckers going up towards Sonora correction take a right onto Palomino going towards the Palomino gas station
Pushing the gas station now passing the gas station
On Palomino, yeah, it's the one up there to meet us
Status
It's gonna be heading towards a limbic freeway
Let me know what he medical copy that. Thank you
Let me write parallel to your part
still on a lamina freeway
And to get a little bit offering
Ten three I'm for you
A firm
the vehicle might have reversed standby I'll be heading up Palomino again
standby a firm it's heading up Palomino again towards the gas station and he's
looking to doing up Palomino it's right at the gas station currently
let's go
it's a man on the ground
let me know
the unit intercepting would be towards the power station or through a four
We're going to get my shit from prison. I have a war now. I have a hot war now on the MS Bob
I'm gonna wait until these dumb ass cops realize
They'll be heading towards Sonora might turn to Los Angeles standby
Do you up Sonora freeway?
Plenty pen found along to EMS
Should be parallel to the prison
How warrants are permanent? Yeah. Yeah, 455 wherever that is you can turn around. Do we have a radio channel for the s plus boost?
This batch 202 show me 1042
You will just be out there and watch each other's backs.
Hi Ripley.
Good night, Ripley.
No, no, it's for serial assaults and killings.
At 435, we're going to be at 80 with a vehicle in reverse.
Westbound must be to pass the night garage.
This guy was being a jackass with the traffic stop,
so he just pushed it to the pain line.
He's going backwards on us.
Let's have another unit here.
I'm just going to start hitting this guy
because he's just going slow, reverse.
Come on, take care.
Is it BNW?
It's a BMW.
It might be S.
Yeah he's playing the I'm just gonna go really slow so you can't do anything to the game.
Scott.
Six Seas Collins. Right. Northbound. Genus Street. BFP. Gas station at Genus Street.
You guys doubled up in the primary?
Yeah.
Yeah for a copy.
Got it.
I'm sure they should have just gotten on the ground.
He's keep doing the I'm gonna reverse so you can do it until you go like 20 miles per hour.
He was messing around with us traffic stop.
He's actually now going to try to escape here, let's see.
Continue northbound, following me to my avenue passing the...
Oh, oh!
Delpero freeway, continue left.
Going to be heading east, westbound on Delpero freeway.
Yeah, just in regard to the PBS, he's actually trying to escape.
Yes.
He's getting attacked.
Continue westbound, Delpero freeway, taking the exit.
Send by.
Left, southbound, off the ground.
Dude, the arrows are so slow, I don't know why.
Do you have an interceptor?
They really are slow as fuck.
It's a little so continually eastbound.
The Sushi Boulevard passing the regular rise.
We have to get the distance on this.
Are we ready to keep that calm?
Oh!
Okay, we're still continuing eastbound to Scoochie.
Passing we go westbound.
Real ones are slow too? Really?
Left, westbound.
We need officers at P.G.'s location.
We should turn to shoot them.
I got it.
Okay, copy.
You're seeing northbound at Elgin Avenue.
Passed in field box.
The Northbound Internet Elgin Avenue
The first let's do a complete 180 left left found nice
Comedy club
If the engine is needs repairs, why would the tires be completely bold?
I don't underste-
Why would that-
That's true, I'm not a mechanic, I don't know what I'm talking about.
What's up? Is Riv dead?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, looks like a suicide.
I don't yeah, that's too bad. That's sad
Have you seen him, huh?
Have you seen yeah, I just saw that uh what?
Yeah, have you seen him what?
Did you my other ear?
Have you seen him? Yes. Yes, okay? Where?
Who are we talking about rib rib? Oh?
Yeah, he was over at viceroy
Huh, I don't think you should worry about this too much
No, this is a suicide clearly I mean how would you why would you assume that look at it?
I mean it looks like
He might have gotten hurt and yeah, duty. Yeah, why would someone kill themselves at work?
did you do anything Jimmy finally dad well he doesn't have a heart but that's
just because of what River turned him into now he listens to Andrew Tate
hard-toed lawyer okay I guess Jimmy Lord be front well actually Jimmy Jordan
maybe it's the same character think about that us what happened to rev sorry
wrong here what happened to Ram people think he's dead I don't know I've been
at the hospital we're not allowed to leave unless there's a call why oh I'm
gonna leave hello they're gonna be the meat
babe I don't think so
566 into the ketchup, 4-door Grand Colour vehicle hitting eastbound on the Succubo La Barre.
I feel like there used to be more injured people, of course.
At the 1080 heading eastbound to Succubo La Barre, north towards Mira Park DCB, eastbound to the Barre.
566 into the northbound Mira Park, 4-door Grand Colour vehicle.
Revival rings? Oh, that'd be cool. It's like a 30-minute cooldown.
You can revive every 30 minutes.
Self-revive.
Stand by.
That'd be cool.
Mirror Park, full of bar.
Eastmeer drive.
Continuing.
Tintinit, westbound.
Eastmeer drive.
2D77.
Tim 4.
6 to 4, catching.
4 to 5 now.
Mirror Park, Villa Bar.
4 North, Red.
Tell the viewers.
Villa Bar.
We'll be laying through this.
Six toes, six in Mirror Park,
full of bar.
We'll be laying through this.
This cold sticks a mere part of Boulevard.
We're gonna put this touchdown behind the boulevard.
What about Batara as if your gang only gets one of every encounter?
Holy shit!
566, the invite may come back around the Lickham Library area.
McConnell, do you want me to ban that guy?
That's a huge dick, Juggs. It's 1042.
566, 109 at last.
Keeps your wiki up there now.
Okay, you're lucky.
You got lucky or fuck someone shooting gunshots Southbound power street. This is EMS Bob
Thanks for the assistance on that will you tell that
It sounds like it's coming from crusade the wombat. There's a wombat with a pistol in there
coaches
Come on injured people injured persons call come on
What you still like you're safe there was definitely so much shooting around here definitely
It is the sound side sir. What sticks around?
Yes, it's a nice compound
Good compound nice
Love that now a role-playing
You must be drawing into ambulance usually like injured person calls are just like pop off
Servifl
Yeah
Should have played wrangler 566 scope watch the latest shots fire. Yes. That's okay. No prison area in the area
Event oh my I'm playing Mike tomorrow
I want to take a day off like it felt like I've been playing a lot of Mike
Do you just copy him anytime I say anything is that just?
Such as the met is that just the meta
When people I hate when people do that
Is he EMS?
Yes, are you a cop? I can't tell what is this uniform?
So dark
You look so stupid in that uniform look at all this damage sir
Come over here. Okay. Come on
Come on.
Wait, let's go.
Peach.
Peach.
Yeah?
I think...
I mean, any Joe over here.
Sir, do you wanna tell...
Do you wanna tell me why you were repeatedly ramming his vehicle?
Yeah!
In an ambulance?
Cause I hate him and I wanted him to die?
Aren't you EMS?
Aren't you supposed to save lives?
No!
I just take him to the hospital.
I don't care what happens.
You're thinking of doctors, dummy!
But why were you ramming him?
Huh?
But why?
Like, why do you hate him?
Read the sidewalk!
It read there
He was a legally parked he says keep clear
I'm gonna tell somebody how to do their job, okay
I'm people tell me to
You want me go over there? Oh my god. Let's go check on the guy. He's repeatedly. He's gone
There you go. No problem. I
Guess it I mean guess I guess I can't see what's press charges. He's not here, right?
Like you can't press charges my lights were on hey homeless get out of here you can't sleep here man
Hey, brother. I'm not homeless. I'm just talking. Oh talking kiki. What the hell are you guys doing?
Chit-chat brother. Can I have an officer these people are having sex?
What?
Can you please get these homeless brokeys out of here?
Oh my boss is Riv.
Yeah and Riv's not around so that makes me the boss.
Alright sorry Lieutenant but you do kind of look homeless.
Why are you scissoring this person?
Hey okay we're not scissoring it's just we got our legs touched.
It's a little fucking chilly out here.
Dogs relax.
Alright?
What?
Yeah but why?
What is scissoring?
What's it called Bob?
No, Mr. Dickenshear.
Okay, sorry.
Mr. Dickenshear, am I going to ask you a question?
Yeah.
Why not?
I don't know.
It just seems a little...public, you know?
It seems a little intimate.
You seem a little curious.
You're afraid of intimacy?
Do you not tell your friends you love them?
Do you not hug your friends and hold their hand?
You don't hug a homie.
Why would I hold my friend's hand?
man. What's your relationship with your father?
I don't know if you should get up on it. You know what? I'm looking for Evelyn.
Hi, River.
Hey, relationship isn't great. I left home at 18 to become a Hollywood doctor, a Hollywood
TV doctor.
Okay. How'd that go?
Well, I'm still trying to get some roles. I figure if I do the real thing, maybe
it'll give me some experience, you know?
a good idea it's actually really fucking smart i'm trying to do a dookie house or thing
even here the uh the backyard sluts franchise look i don't know what this is all right what why
this i i don't know what this is we're having a little chit chat brother we're just talking just a
bit of a chit in a chat but why like this why not like she's picking her ass she just picked
and she smelled it she just picked her ass and smelled it okay hold on mr. dick and start you
You tell me you don't I just want to pick her ass and telling me that you never pick your ass and smell it be honest
No, you're full of shit. No, I take your ass. I take these pills that make it smell like flowers
That's where'd you get those?
The dark web
Wow, fuck that so listen. We're just having a chit-chat. Nothing homeless happening
We're just using our VPN for the most secure experience buying my flower ass tools
Really make your legs pop use nor VPN
It's the best way to browse
Hey you
Churk face you talking to me. Yeah, I didn't like what you did back there
I didn't like you being parked in the emergency way hurts my neck hurts now. I got a a kink in my neck
All right, well, maybe you can join them with their cake of uh, what is it?
What's it called me have sex in public? Jesus Christ. No, it's we're not exhibition. Yeah. What's yeah, that's it
Yeah, exhibition is exit, but we're not exhibition is to see
Don't park it by damn Lane damn you could ask me to move over the passenger. Come here come here
Okay
Look it says keep clear
Well, why didn't you just ask me to move?
Why didn't you just read?
All right, well, well now you know, okay right back at you
I'm being able to reach it for future license. Oh, why?
Damn you know sucks right now
You're getting fucking calls anywhere
Should have played wrangler
I'm on motor, but if anyone else wants to show up, they can't.
Hey, ground pause. Yeah, but then they give me serial assaults and killing.
Actually, it's about operator 2-3.
Yeah, but then they give me it again.
Can you still play Wrangler? Yeah, I'll probably switch over.
It's just not hidden right now, man.
Quiet today? Who's a little quiet today? Jimmy had- Jimmy had his- his moments,
but it's been a little quiet.
Oh, fuck, I wasn't dead.
That's so long.
Quiet days need aggressors like Mike.
I'm sorry, I'm actually better at arcane than he could be.
This MF set up pressers.
We're breaking off, I think you can handle that.
93 is 20 seconds late, it's 31, I'll bomb.
Yeah, I think Jimmy was fun earlier, but this isn't right now.
It has a little slow drain.
They're 3 units on the scene, we're on channel 9.
I should think that slow days are better for Wrangler.
Because then when I actually find someone drug trafficking, I can get back up.
I have eyes on it, we're on Ginger Street.
right north down south rockford and
on deck are you able to keep up with
that you found a switchy well they're
p versus wrangler pull please okay
sure yeah go ahead mods I wonder what's
gonna win that all right oh my god
okay you know no way I can keep up
with that all about actually have a
chance yeah sure mods won't you get
Yeah, yeah, sure go ahead. Yeah, EMS Bob is not it
That's so long
Wrangler time, huh old reliable? I'd say Mike's old reliable right now. Mike's really been really been hidden
All right, my mom my mods. My mods didn't even want to watch EMS RP. That's how bad it was
Even my mods left
Even the mods didn't even want to watch EMSRP, okay.
I know.
Mike's been too good lately.
Yeah, but I needed a break off of it.
Sometimes when I play too much Mike, I don't know, it just kind of piles up.
I don't like playing too much of one character at all, honestly.
I feel like when I play too much of one character in a row, I just kind of like
stop playing the character, you know what I mean?
Hey, won't you DM us Bob anymore?
Good.
Boring as fuck, man.
I didn't do anything.
Oh, Walter's running and I'm still not gonna play.
I play Wrangler like 70%, okay?
I play Wrangler like 70%, really, really.
70% of what?
Of all the time.
How is it only 800 of 7,800 people voting?
Let me tell you something about lurkers.
I just don't understand
All this Wrangler hate is coming from.
At least 70% of Wrangler streams have Wrangler in them.
Alright, that's probably true.
We don't hate him, but he's my main.
I literally don't have a main.
You're new to the channel.
You're falling since December 5th.
Oh, then you're stupid.
Do you actually think I have a main?
That's crazy.
Ah, that's crazy.
Y'all don't know shit.
It's just Wrangler rot.
I barely played on Nopix until Wrangler was fired.
pissed off at the server hello yeah if you guys didn't want Wrangler then you
should have gotten me 11k subs on Jimmy
duh and then I just would have kept playing that hello you love Wrangler
they I don't know where all this is coming from I feel like people are
just shitting on me just a shit on me I should have you legitimately don't
understand why all this Wrangler hate is coming from it doesn't make any sense
I don't touch Wrangler for like what a week and people are like oh my god
Saying you play him a lot cheating on you though. I mean it's definitely
I feel like there was just like a good portion of the chat criticizing me for like
Playing Wrangler
It's very passive aggressive. Yeah, I mean are you guys dumb?
They just said it was 70% of time, which is true 70. Okay. I'm calling you out specifically
I'm finding you now. You're getting called out. You're getting called the fuck out
X or
X Z or X 70% of what?
Exactly 70% of what of the five years I've been streaming roleplay of this year of the of this but what 70% of what?
exactly you think 70% of this year has
been Wrangler stream 70% really of the
time you are on no pixel until recently
you are such a fucking dumb ass
motherfucker wait are you actually of the
time you are on no pixel 3.0 you think so
in so 70% until recently is that
really what you just said to me so
that what then so that what is it
Hey, how about this bitch? Hey, how about you quick worried about my stream worry about your own?
Hey, how about you hop off my dick worry about your own fuck fucking stream?
All right, how about that worry about your goddamn self, bro? Stop pocket what stop wrangler watching how about you do that?
Yo, hop off bitch
worry about your own goddamn stream
Yeah
hop the fuck off fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you've lost it you
thought this guy's insane he's lost his fucking mind he's not lying no way I've
played 70% Wrangler since 3.0 there's no way you guys have fucking lost your
mind why is this so pressing I think because the biggest criticism I get
from chat is that I play too much Wrangler and it pisses me off it's
actually annoying nobody's saying it's a bad thing yes yes they are you're saying
that nobody says that is a bad thing that's just not true yes people do it's
the mic block watchers true true true true is this a lot yes yes it is oh
Oh man classic remember that time he freaked out on chat. We're getting hoppers for pentazone old character
Yeah
It's just that Mike RP has been so good lately that people are are panicking when I'm playing Rangler
Are we panicking or are you bro? Why are you story? What the fuck? I'm doing it to him. I'm doing it to him
if you get banned in the chat you get banned from the gang that's why Lonnie was
applying for a couple days them's the rules dog I don't know why the fuck is
chat so irritating today man what the hell's going on old age you goddamn
kids this is the problem I give chat too good of RP on one character and then
I'm like I don't want to play that character day and then they and then
they're just fucking assholes man spoiled brats yeah you're right you're
You're right, you're right.
You're right.
I'm gonna point out that Walter won.
That's how I really trigger people.
I do a whole day of wild RP.
That's how I really piss him off.
You like the driving in an ambulance, RP?
Let's do it in a cop car.
Trav, AKH, six of the five!
100.
Hi, it's Einstein.
Hey, Peach, how's it going?
Oh my god.
Okay good.
They're glad to see you on duty actually.
Uh huh. It's good to see you on duty.
You know, CPD's and shambles right now.
Trav-KH, thanks for the-
Travaca H, thanks- I think it's fine, I don't know what it is.
What do you mean? Let's go- Let's go to the captain's office, come on.
181 of 464 no pixel streams this year have had Wrangler in the title.
There you go, get absolutely fucked.
What the hell is this thing?
It's a dog.
What's it doing in here? Where's it's handler?
Uh, it could be a lost puppy.
Alright, so what's going on?
Okay, okay. You know what the Alice PD and them spilling in everything?
They're poaching our people.
Wait, what? What are we talking about?
Oh, don't you know about the Alice PD me?
They became, uh, two halves?
Oh
Just like what happened that one time
Was it like was it like when when pred and bass switch? Oh, okay
So who's so did his Fred the chief again or somewhere? What's wrong there?
No pen is still a grand Marshall, but now we have
Bundy we's a bunny
Who is that?
Malton and
Brian Knight are the new chiefs
Is there one the election that I won the election
3 million votes. Oh, wow
That's a lot
So why is he chief?
Actually, I don't really know. I don't
Maybe because he committed some crimes and stuff
Okay, so
Okay, so then they split
Yep, they split
And now they're trying to pouch people to bring them to their own department and I don't know.
I'm all concerned about the CPV and where's Fred? Where is he?
Oh, don't worry about Fred. I got that all figured out. Why are you- who are they poaching?
Everybody?
Well, you know, our- usually our answer to that is if people want to leave, fuck it. Let them leave.
Okay.
Well, we're not going to beg people to stay.
Well some people want to know, you know, they're wanting right now, okay? What?
Yeah, well if we if we if we tell them on the leave and bang right
They're gonna feel wanted, okay, but they feel like they belong on the cpd. I
Guess we could do some sort of
Employee appreciation day. That's not a bad idea. Okay. Yeah, we can do that. Can I be the first one?
Okay, um, I appreciate you. Okay. There you go. All right. I really appreciate you. Okay. Well, I would really appreciate if I got some money out of that money. Is that what this is about money?
money? Hey, no. I mean, um, who doesn't need money? Um, but money makes the world go round.
Okay. All right. Look, um, let me, uh, let me ask you this. What's this really about?
Look, I really want CPD to leading uniforms. Okay. I really want them. And look, I really
I really need them to boost up Peter Morrell.
Uh, look, I don't know what to tell you, Peach.
I mean, if people want to leave, okay, how about this?
How come no one ever, how come you guys never come, go to High Command and you're like,
hey, we appreciate you guys?
When do we get to feel appreciated?
Okay, well we don't appreciate it when you guys yell at us.
Who's getting yelled at?
Who's getting yelled at?
Okay, um, are you yelling at me right now?
I'm not yelling at you, okay?
I'm just I've just been had a bit of a stressful day
And stressful day what'd you do?
Well, I woke up and I got ready for work and now I'm stressed out
Oh, why do you think some Xanax look don't don't don't tell me what to do. Okay, uh
Here's the thing. I'll think of something all right
But who is is anyone actually left or are you just worried people are getting poached or what?
What's it? What's the deal here? Well, we had angel angel what?
Okay, well, yeah, she left for the first
Oh my god, why not really sure you're gonna have to ask her about that you want me calling the office I
Don't really I don't really care that much. Does predno
Yeah, he fired her I think oh well, that's probably why she left them
Let me she was fired. That's probably why she left and he's gonna make out another racing unit call the CRU
Another racing unit. Yeah, what do you think?
We'll have to talk to Fred about that so I'm just trying to wrap my head around this
There's two new departments now. What the fuck is the point of this? Oh my god
Okay, all right Peach I'm gonna get out there that sounds good
I love you pet there we go that's better that's a better chat
There we go. That's better
Now that's a better chat. I
I appreciate you. Thanks.
If you guys are too mean to me sometimes, you know, uh...
In these days, I'm gonna purge this entire chat. Everyone's gonna be banned.
Mad King, this fucking chat.
What did I do? Okay, not you, Rostak. Rostak on the power. You can stay.
down to Albina Avenue, approaching by sight.
See Northbound 15th.
I got your secondary comms here.
We're going eastbound, Albina, taking
to Antelope, Canterbury, Northbound, South Rockford,
Northbound, South Rockford, DCB.
Still sitting at our solo line, Breston.
Yeah, we're 15th, Northbound, and South Rockford.
This is our plus for those passing.
15th, Northbound, and South Rockford,
I've been crossing right down.
People's, oh, shit, that thing smells.
People's, oh, now I'm making a new turn.
There's more stuff on the side.
317 secondary comms here northbound North Rockford
Pass of the university gonna be uh to oncoming lanes now continuing northbound North Rockford
See the chaff this is nice high rate of speed this is dangerous stuff
but uh we're just continuing northbound here going on in the county
The vehicle is slowing and they're in the lake
Almost there
Do you want that?
I'm up a tree.
No, I'm good.
We're southbound on the first and that's happening.
We're going to get you.
We're going to get you southbound on the first.
He goes blackout.
We're going to get you southbound.
We're driving past the gas station.
Let's see if you have babies now.
Let's just say that tree gave me wood.
Passing the car to me.
Braking, braking, braking.
We're going to break down the brakes.
Left hand, hand.
We're going to get you southbound on the first.
We're going to get you southbound on the second.
We're going to break off.
I'm gonna break off, yes.
Copy.
Cross-west, the clip still set, but on Robert.
Slowing, right, westbound, Hoover.
Left, set, down, standby, cross-pair at the street.
All right.
Lurking Boulevard Del Perro, westbound.
Which in Bay City, standby.
Bay City North.
Bay City, lower towards the freeway.
It's 77 still.
Three units on it right now.
36 in our out, hurt.
Four and a half.
They're full sending it now towards Great Ocean, Northbound Great Ocean, taking the first
man towards the fleet to stand by, plus vehicle, Northbound Great Ocean.
There's cars coming up right here, how do they break?
You turning going southbound Great Ocean now, coming towards the city.
Vehicle is gnawing, speed 100 and climbing, approaching West Eclipse stand, busing West
Eclipse continuing south, taking base at the incline towards San Andreas.
They sent it over the sidewalk, they're continuing on the sidewalk.
I was briefly planting at stream.
This is the last time I've talked about it.
I was briefly planting at stream discussion.
Hey, you're the short little fuck.
Yeah, people aren't mad that I'm not playing Mike,
but it's the same people that make fun of other people
for one character, Andy.
They can go.
Oh, god.
I'm trying to understand the disconnect here.
She ain't fighting there, North Bear.
I got your comms here.
Continue northbound, basically,
I think one of the people is doing a U-turn.
This is for a left-hand turn.
Anyways, we're southbound up there.
Still talking one hour later.
Every so often I pop in there
when Chad's pissing me off to see
how much worse Discord is.
And honestly, it's usually a lot worse.
All right, we're on the Jell-O now, southbound.
Taking a left-hand turn.
Stamina gone.
We're going through some alleys
across the street from the burger shop.
It'll be southbound through those alleys.
to be out south under the clouds take the left-hand turn east out towards Bob Smith PD
vehicle 50 to be a box
I think it's a box right there
oh we can get a box right there
it's Francis I'm coming down to the right side yep
I don't think so
this is a plastic bag
also where's your
there's a plastic bag
where's your brother
What else you think
You're gonna get tasered
joined for taser
You've been an eye for taser again
Run for it. He can call our cokehead like vehicle just something for here. He's doing something
He's up to something
He's back in doors. He did get on the radio
Z's stay in the vehicle
Hey
Fuck you guys!
Francis!
How'd he go?
I'm out of days, I'm out of days of carding.
Do you see any other cars thrifting around?
No, just cars.
He's back here, he's back here, he's back here.
Francis, come on.
If this car does get by me, whatever,
Francis, Francis, come on.
Stop your car, please.
I wish it was Lucius, Lucius.
He's very good at his job.
Fuck, does that mean...
It means Lucius is good at his job.
on the first time, 2, 3, 2, 1.
Let's talk about your research!
Run it!
Oh, you see your vehicle?
Luckily, I turned that one off, man. Get out of my car, man.
Come on, get out of the car.
I spent Thursday when Coleman was just shooting people in my car.
Get out!
And he's actually back here.
Yeah!
Don't you drive my car!
He's on the radio.
He's running off for the on-radio northbound on Vespucci.
That's his car, isn't it?
Just running through the houses there eastbound.
Come on, man. I'll check it out.
We got enough units on it.
Going for hard costs.
I hear someone.
There's a vehicle that's going down there.
There's someone down there.
There's a blue and color silt in here.
Well, 95.
No, this is it.
So you don't need these coffee bags.
They're coming up right now.
Don't you watch out.
I told you.
Huh?
This is about to end.
Oh, yeah, I mean it.
It looks like you didn't unless there was another little man.
I think he's still waiting on the corner.
I think he was loose, yes.
I think he was doubling backwards.
No, no.
Lucius is a good man.
He knows how to escalate jaywalkings into treason charts.
Back to the scene of the 95.
Yeah, I know that too.
You put the methamphetamines on them.
No, that's not what he did.
He used words and articulation.
You know what I'm saying?
He's got a brain.
I think he's looking after the area now.
It's a little more time.
I'm just going to hang tight here.
I'm gonna put my car here so we can use it.
Red and color, or sorry, white and color R8, I believe,
with red headlights?
You know, I never thought I'd see the day
and we had rolls.
Some kind of Toyota, thanks, Mike.
GTR.
Hey, get ready.
ATC 6 is coming back.
Set up for space.
About what you were saying earlier,
I feel like people criticize one character,
Zandia, it's not a real creativity.
Stand by the sitting in to your location.
Watch out, Angel.
Two individuals, jump in there.
GTR is also ready.
Get down, come on, friend.
Despite this GTR, all four tires gone.
I told him we'll leave the area that must be...
You guys need additional...
We need additional, yes!
They bunked one...
One's running back into the car right now!
Do I just want this to happen?
Why buy my Spurgy?
They made a fuck up!
They're taking off.
They're taking off. They've missed out on 95.
Yeah, we're going northbound for us.
We're gonna need both of them.
There he comes. He's nossing away.
He's mountain sand, Chris.
Just a reminder, white BTR red headlights
has been spiked already involved.
Not locked in well now I was taking the car
Just in case this one happened
Cause I knew it was going to
Cause I'm not gonna believe it
We're going northbound Palomino taking the right hand turn on the freeway
This is just aggressive
Got a u-turn here
Ah, sure
We're going northbound Palomino
Attempts a white vehicle
Gonna just get the left hand turn
Alright, it's 5 minutes right now
Like car red headlights
And we'll keep our comms on this car since as our original 95 and we're westbound here
and they're sticking the right hand turn southbound onto the western way.
Left hand turn onto Sand and Dress.
Another left hand turn.
Stand by for comms.
We're eastbound ginger.
We might be able to spike out on ginger if they come like rush.
If they come down.
Yeah, I'm fully.
Taking a right-hand turn onto San Andreas Westbound
We're just going to the soil, we're going to the soil, we're going to the northbound point
You guys have enough on that?
Going back, going back on Delperty, uh, through it's not, I don't know. Um, yeah, I think we're good for right now
We have four on this car, two on the white car
Yeah, I think we're good for right now. It's gonna be a, uh, small one
We don't need the motor unit of the type of this
Can you put it? Okay, then I'm breaking it
Can you get an interceptor at our place, yeah?
Hey bro, what do you want to do?
This white GTR, the thing that went on the ball.
So they got totally there.
They didn't.
So what do you want us to do?
Arrest them.
Here comes the 80.
My fucking sheriff.
Oh, I think I might die.
My fucking sheriff.
This guy that fucking fixed my computer,
he turned off all my programs
to automatically start it.
What an asshole.
Green and color BMW also doing post-sending northbound routes towards occupation.
Fucker, absolutely fucker.
Copy that. Left-westbound occupation, left-staff by Luster-Buhne.
Towards service trading center, right-third-westbound sedentaries.
Asking the red car rides.
Hey, you got an interference vehicle on you, I think.
Oh, well yeah, I do. Copy that.
The Wisconsin race here.
Oh, they might just be passing.
What's the one thing that's been given out?
Let me know so I can fuck out of here.
Okay.
I think they're following us.
They've been following us.
Oh, yeah, no, they're definitely following us.
We have to warn them before we fit in?
You know, for the ones that you can fuck them up
however you want to.
He's not getting these. He's coming for you real quick.
I'm a 50-base.
The public need to leave before you fuck them up, basically,
If you can get them all from her, I can get the secondary pick up bombs.
Okay, 17 and secondary, self-bound on the- oh no!
We're self-bound based at Ampliand, the interference vehicle is still in there. It's all there, they've been rolling with us, so that's good.
Yeah, that's good, you can use this one. Leave it at the medic.
Cool.
We're going eastbound, Red Desert definitely needs more on this.
I'm just dropping the rest of what I'm holding. He's getting into a separate car.
Both getting into a separate car is a black four-door. Is it a smoothie?
If you can send this on the main cruise right there, please.
Yeah, and I just made a sprint to be hard on him.
Morning's bound also.
You keep calling me, right?
I'm on the main, gonna be going south now.
Yeah, I'm basically on the main.
How many vehicles are there on the road now?
Two.
Okay, I'll call this one. We're on the north side of Alton.
Yeah, we need to see more units.
I'm gonna put the fuck in this camera so I can have a rest.
Oh my God.
There's an expression. It's not the driver. It's the car.
That's absolutely true.
You can see the southbound, you can see the southbound right hand side of the west, what do you think?
Okay.
216, southbound right back, all the way towards Dorset.
Where's your Dorset, Lauren?
Take your Dorset back and pay that right there.
And by slow, that can turn southbound Marathon direction.
Follow my left arrow, left check game going to be Southbound Movie Starway.
Left check game on the Marathon East.
A right step on doorset, they go slamming it down to the doorset, right turn West Palomino.
No, it's like if one blacksmith had a hammer and the other had a blade.
I don't know.
It is written a little slow, slowing right, West Palomino turns past Buczy.
There's an Australian merchant of the doorspans towards San Andreas.
Towards San Andreas, who's selling North Palms.
And in the Coler Book of Rights.
For selling Northbound, stand by in slowing, slowing, right hand turn at Mantham Gas, Eastbound.
Left Marathon, crossing over into the Gulf Course parking lot.
Going to be exiting Southbound towards the Lighting River.
But, looking back around through the parking, going to be exiting onto Morningwood,
now also Boulevard del Paro West.
Left hand turn, Southbound, northward.
I think you have another experience there. Yeah, that's an X class. I can't do anything about that one.
The Ritzki stuff on this one is great. That one connects to Radeo, just for comparison.
I've got to warn them before I hit them off of you.
Uh, we used to want to know that there's a space between normal to come and say,
if you speak of the problem of an accident.
But they're interfering, surely they know that, right?
They're telling me.
Okay, well, uh, oh, it looks like you shook them, so there you go.
We've got West Grand Davis, it's safe left at the border,
it's headed all the way around West London.
Maybe I got guys, looking around the East Bank,
stand by and push them up far, you have BCCs.
We're going to take the van, the runways back arena.
All right, bring it here.
I think we went down onto the Dushland area.
Yeah, probably.
The fuck is X glass?
I think they're heading here. Yeah, they are.
They're trying to hide somewhere.
We're heading up onto the Dushland area.
Probably.
Right, Georgia, there it is.
We're going to push them into West Dushland.
More than left.
We have to be able to get them down onto the other area.
I'm gonna check the scrap yard.
They're putting out, they like to jump down to the bottom.
Hey, hey, hey, I got something to meddle here.
I got a, uh, break, I got a stolen ranger vehicle.
We're about to ult it.
Okay.
Pickle or be fired upon.
What are we doing, Asifus?
Get the...
Hold on, I'm a federal Asifus.
Oh, my God, is that you?
Are you?
Yeah, right, relax.
Put the gun down, sir.
Put the gun down.
Come on, there's no hand to put it down.
No, no, no, no, no, it's done.
Let's see that batch.
Come on.
We're not federal.
Alright, watch this, put your hands up for me, okay?
And I'll hear you out. Go ahead, I'll hear you out.
So like I said, I'm on a federal mission, I was just pulling up to the apartment to make sure there's no leaky faucets in here.
We have a bunch of people complaining the toilet's leaking.
that's not it's not like you're a plumber not a federal agent put your
hands going for drugs the law okay plumbing isn't enforcing the law I
I broke down by the evening and they talk to them. We got a channel
All right, we'll switch gentlemen
All right guys
We're Southbound Alta, I know you should
This is Jesus Christ on this one.
Eastbound to Scucci.
Tesla, this is your jurisdiction here. You got to get in on this.
I'm trying, I'm sorry.
That's okay. We're eastbound to Scucci passing the Legion Square approach to the PD.
Going right by MRPD.
It looks like they might be trying to pull in to MRPD.
They're realizing that the gate isn't open.
So they're instead going westbound to the center of the direction.
I hope so.
The vehicle's now going southbound to Robert.
It's about to swoosh, taking another left hand turn, southbound to Elgin.
Alright, going westbound.
Northbound to Elgin.
New secondary westbound to Spoochy.
I think it might just be us, I'll say.
Alright.
I have experience with the city.
You have a third unit.
Oh, vehicle's fresh.
What's the box?
Just you can take grammar if you want, since you know this is your...
I think you made me the better driver, sir.
No, no, that's-
This motherfucker is gonna jump over the tree, man.
I don't think he's like my friend.
I think he's just panicking.
Also, it doesn't even get you on the right side.
That's okay, this is a...
That, um...
He's out.
Got a footbill running southbound now,
he's gonna be under the awning here,
taking a picture stairs.
Sir, freeze!
Gonna be a movie star way of going northbound.
Sir, freeze, please.
God damn it!
Oh, I need-
Come on now!
Going for cuffs!
Hard!
Oh, Jesus!
Surrender right. I'm so ready. Yeah, I'm so ready
All right, Tessa, I'm gonna leave this one up to you
Going for turning off sirens
Tessa ain't playing with it. Huh? Nice nice nice
No one who fell sick to the stream open you can go back to bed now. Okay. I'm pissed at that actually maybe laugh
What's your 20?
We're currently at the level. Hey, did you call me?
Yeah, a few days ago. What's going on?
Sorry, I took a vacation.
Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go on that date.
Oh yeah, I'm up to do that.
Um, yeah, like soon.
Okay, uh, okay.
So when do you want to do that? Like now?
Um, I don't know right now. It's in the storm.
Uh, you want to go after the storm?
Soon. Sure.
Okay, uh, are we gonna, do you know if we're gonna have sex or...
Uh, maybe. I usually don't like plan these things.
Then I will, uh, I will, uh, plan on having an erection.
Okay, uh, maybe plan on having a condom too then?
Okay, what is that?
I'll call everyone.
Okay, sounds good.
Okay, bye!
for a Russian
Still got it chat. It's that easy. It's that easy chat
Just ask
The worst they can do is say no and then you don't have to go on the date anymore. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa way
Hey, hey
Hey, how's it good? Come on crosswalk. We have a source. You're right. You're right. Sorry. Good
Yeah, I'm gonna go have sex with Winsong. How can people not like this character? I just don't get it
I don't get Wrangler haters cuz jail is a band!
Well that makes sense.
Please wait like an hour.
Need to go get lotion.
Are there doctors here or just gang members?
What?
Are you just gonna assume like that?
Yeah.
That's not sad to you.
Isn't it obvious?
No, not this guy.
There was a guy in red.
It's more obvious.
I thought you were a gang member.
Not.
No, here.
I'm not this guy, I wasn't talking about this guy, but no, I'm not a gang member, fam, shut up.
Come on, I can tell just by talking to you.
What do you mean, fam?
Your accent.
British?
Yeah, what about you, fam?
Yeah, a gang member.
Alright, so everyone who's British is a gang member, fam.
Right.
Alright, yeah, it works like that, you know, yeah, yeah, you're right there.
Okay, good, I'm glad that we could, uh, come do an agreement there. So there's no doctors?
No. Get out of here, money dickhead.
Hey, you can't tell me to get out of here. This is a hospital. You get out of here.
You being rude and I'm not trying to be rude. I was just looking for a doctor.
All right, then we'll go look for one then.
I'm well, I'm at a hospital.
All right. Yes, if I wanted.
I'm go I'm truck doctors.
Have you guys seen any doctors plastic surgery?
Okay. Plastic surgery.
Oh, yeah.
Wrangler with the W.
will we be having sex I'm suckin pentapurgatory because I doubted him on first impression everyone
does man everyone does just got to trust me going for not my friend okay well so you just
hit my vehicle well there's done here what's wrong with your arm oh I
skinned it fell out my RV missed it hurt my arm they got a boo-boo maybe you
maybe you were stumbling around while you were high on marijuana I am quite
intoxicated well you can't do that sir well you can't get intoxicated and drive
a vehicle well because it impairs your judgment and it makes you a hazard
behind the wheel also we're currently in a footage shortage so we can't have
people smoke marijuana at all so you're I do I have to arrest you because
You're breaking the law and I don't like hippies driving around high on marijuana
What are you then because you surely ain't a businessman man, I bet you're a cousin loving man, too
Okay, well that's also probably illegal I think you having sex is reckless endangerment
I thought of you spreading your seed
Definitely
You're under arrest don't don't you're gonna get
Yeah
Good practice for CMP eyes and say our feet were chasing sir
Sir pulled over before you hurt more people
Yes, pull over you're high we have dominoes thin crust
Oh, really?
Gotcha, son of a bitch.
Oh!
Gotcha!
Oh!
Got his hand.
Watch this, cadet.
Gives her cops hard!
They got a bike selling on mere Boonteterf.
Yeah, it's behind these...
...new cops.
Two people by just taking dumps down.
Continuing leftbound passing the...
Dude, I love Dondos, not for us.
It's so fucking good.
And I feel like people sleep on it.
Leftbound, Polymina lab.
You found Lucian again.
It has been good for years!
Play it, Tav.
Pucci Boulevard.
They're in Papa John. This is our chance.
Pucci Boulevard.
I hope we're taking a left.
Northbound.
Pucci Boulevard.
I think those top venues...
Believe this, but we're taking a left.
Dude, I think like, I don't know what is it.
Southbound. Palomino Ave.
But lately I've just been like just way more than a key
Like I've always liked spice, but lately I've been into like like actual heat man
He's ramming he's ramming he's ramming
this seat you really can't take it out of the other seat don't do that this is my signature move
oh my god this is my signature move
keep tazer coming till he dies
it's not lethal force it's I mean it's lethal but it's not lethal force so
we're good here I didn't know you couldn't get me out this side just keep
We'll change their name until he's dead.
Oh please.
Oh my god!
Better.
This isn't going to solve our problem.
Okay.
I can't get him.
He can't get out.
He's letting you know there is an important report.
It's better.
We'll change their the shit out of your ass.
Oh please.
We'll then get out.
I'm trying.
I can't.
Oh son.
There he goes.
Cadet, get back in the car.
Get out of the car.
Which one of us?
A-Firm.
The...
The...
the woman connect I'm sorry I don't mean to refer to you as a woman I just
don't know your name fine I am a woman are we're going northbound
Stop that ass
You can't stop my ass
Stop
Stop that
He's running northbound towards the
Torch for clubs
There's everybody canine on duty
I don't have any taser clubs in the block
It's up to you guys
There's no other way to stop him
There's no other way to stop him
I'm going to cut back around, zoom mobile
Come on, taser them
Get him
Don't don't do it. I am going for a cup
Buck your hands my scars
All right, he's jumping up to the second level that's the way gosh, he's gonna jump them you have jumped out again
Jump down right behind the car running northbound around to the other side
We got him 195 you got him what's he got on him for carrot cake all right what's he got on him or what is this originally for
3 country brackets, look where I play.
G.W.I.
What's he got on his searcher?
What's he got on him?
Anything good?
Haven't searched him yet.
Well search him, could that come?
Oh, he's searching the medical?
Oh, man.
You gotta get a check in the back pocket, Steve.
He's reaching me.
Mom, he's researching you.
Is this your gun?
Yeah, it's my legal fire.
All right.
Man, you got license, farting, everything.
All right.
Do you need medical, sir?
Yeah, actually, I heard my name here.
Watch your practice processing with this guy all right
We'll do all the radio if you have any questions. No, you're not from PD
Always have a cadet on scene so you can
So you can do the processing off
By the white garage one guy eat a lot of always called for a good day
Hey, that was high
Does you mean okay? No his heart was blown out of his body. I need motor at the apartments
I need my balloon. I swapped the CVP I but I can swap. Come on. I'm on the way to swap. Well, it's happening.
I know this is the beauty of odor.
There. Well, we're northbound also. It's a construction, return, and pitch.
Oh fuck there's another but there's two bikes
All right, there's southbound now guys this is another southbound meteor on some staircases
Westbound meteor
Dronebiker working on the bike. Now it's a dirt bike. There's some alleys that are going to be backed out and to
I just got my bike out
I think they went straight through towards the core, I think I saw them.
I'm gonna check, uh, these bannies this time.
Seventy-six latest, thirty-one alpha.
These are the small skids.
Yeah, yeah, take it for a minute.
It's probably true.
I'll ask what these do.
You're gonna also do this.
This time it's a car.
She's walking to the CVP high.
Uh, San Andreas.
We're stopping at a little solo.
Running into multi-locks.
Uh, okay, yeah, can I get an additional one?
Almost at my CVP high.
ma'am hey ma'am oh no I'm actually pulling you over yeah oh shoot okay no
you're sorry I am though they're not see that I am no you're not I can do it
again if you want they're not thank you great to me I was sorry so ma'am you
really should get out of the way ma'am come on Chelsea let's go okay where's
that we're southbound home you know I think they're about to pull a gun on a
kill me southbound Paul me know in front of the compound there's they're just
sitting here are you point like I'm waiting for you oh they're waiting so I
thought you were gonna run okay all right you need additional oh there's a
and you watch out
Hey officer
Hey, where's angel and I need to I'm pretty sure this is the guy that just ran I don't know
Why do you have a fucking gun pointed at me? I'm a little bit of a traffic stop and this woman down on the radio
So I thought you were gonna call Gabriel. I told you 20 times. No listen. Okay, put the gun away
Okay, come on relax
You don't tell me to put a gun away. I tell you to leave my scene
You asked well, you never told me to leave the scene leave the scene
We're not chatting
I'm gonna have sex with the wind song
man you just said no what are you saying no to
hi man that's a good good regular hi how's it going miss Brittany Hendricks
right yeah of course I could tell by your license yeah okay I already said
it there you go oh fantastic the reason I got you stopped as you were ma'am
could you please get back in the
Mr. Wrangler yes here's the one that
that put them off of my ass
what you put a broom up my ass oh how
you holding up I've been all right that's
good you're covering from there yeah that
was horrific that's the most I couldn't
walk for like three weeks
God I believe it that was you just make
that noise sometimes now I ever since
the incident it's just gonna happen motorbike hold up motorbike I'll get back
okay you should see what happens down there it's not pretty listen man do you
have idea of course I do okay I just need to see that sure all right and then
just hang tight for me okay no problem I know that she can hang real tight tight
enough to keep a boom up there I'm just ever since the incident I've just been
cleaning you know I would I think that you would be around those my clean your
shoes please ma'am I've seen what you do with those things ma'am please take your
broom take your ass room and get back in the car and a masterfully get her
out of the car and tell her that she's under arrest so watch this everything
gun ma'am ma'am stop listen you are under arrest car looks fast and just hear me
out you know okay just you know if you get out of the car right now and let me
put you in cuffs your cuff timer will start you'll be out of prison soon right
now it's just record we have we have a hundred pounds of meth on us pretty
They have a hundred pounds of meth on them, go!
They have a hundred pounds of meth on them.
I believe this is an S-Lupk 86, southbound,
belay, left, eastbound...
Damn it!
...88.9
I think it's a GGA-86, I have no clue, but it's faster than me.
It's faster than me.
I've got some time.
I'll get that fucking binning it.
And my...
The damn engine tires.
Yeah, they're bad.
Not locked in. No, it's because the car is taking that much damage.
Nineteen-sixth secondary. Inhumane. I found Power Street. Long eyes. Right.
He's found J.I.C. Cleaners BKB.
They took a lot to find the supply. They took a lot to find the supply.
I want to fix my car and then get back in it with you guys.
That's on the truth. Uh, they took a left upon the supply.
You can see the left, excuse me, on the supply street.
Getting straight on supply street. We're heading back down to popular.
If you're heading back up or keep on.
Right.
The right hand turn, you're not my friend.
I'm gonna take it to everything.
Is this fucking violet?
It's Brittany Hendricks.
Oh, and they go, he's fucking dumb bitches.
Okay, you're left. That's on top today.
Thank you. I'm glad that you saw it because I came.
You're welcome, I'll say it for you.
Kitsitin Katsutsu is popular by Westbound Capagod.
She's not wrong though.
There are gold ditches.
Right.
Little bivariate.
Little bighorn.
There are no bighorn.
One second of your news stuff, we're going to go for a cut.
Continuing Westbound Kitsitin Road.
Right.
Westbound Innocence.
I'm glad Kylie has been playing so much Angel lately. Well, what the fuck is that?
Yeah.
This is the same tactic I've pissed at my ass.
Left Westbound Heritage.
I'm ending stream and I'm deleting the channels of discord.
The Westbound Heritage coming up on Movistar, over Movistar Westbound Heritage.
Going through the movie studio.
I'm going out on Red Desert, crossing over North Rockford on the Red Desert West.
Ringo, how aggressive are you on me?
Uh, you don't need to be too aggressive right now.
They don't really do anything.
Just reckless driving.
That's all I got.
Okay.
the evading reckless evading. Eastbound San Andreas. Breaking left northbound north
runford. Northbound north third right eastbound El Perro. Eastbound El Perro incorrectly.
They did say they had a hundred pounds of math. Yeah but no reason to kill anyone.
Might take the jump. Way too they failed. Coming out on door set. Who was that?
Right eastbound. You'll make your own kind of discord with Mike Block and hookers.
I think that someone tried that one. Still eastbound door set coming up on
I think it ended well.
Yeah, what's going on?
Right south, I lost a gun.
Uh, Chelon, how about yourself?
How's your ship?
I'm okay, I was business.
I hope this has actually been really, really good today.
Surprising.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, my red engine light came on and then my tires went bold, so I don't know.
Yeah, you need a lot of parts.
This is pretty fun.
Oh, okay.
Oh, there you go.
Yep.
Pretty bad.
Yeah, pretty bad.
Pretty bad
Hello, um, so we're processing right now and we just need to know like what the reason for the driving while intoxicated is
Because he's saying that he wasn't
Well, he was
Okay
Was it like weed or like? Yeah? Yeah, he reeked of Bert marijuana in his eyes with bloodshot and he told me he was high
Oh, okay, all right, then I'll put that in the report. Okay, and then while we're chasing me screamed out. I'm always high oh
Okay, all right, then I'll put that in the report and I'll take it away. Okay. All right. Thank you
All right, what should I wear on my date with one song?
Now let me ask you something if you're going on a date with a woman
And
And you know that you're going to have sex with us?
What do you wear?
Are you doing anything before?
So you're going out of date and then you're going to have sex?
I think we're just going to have sex.
Oh, then try to wear loose clothing that just flies off of you.
I could tell. Sorry.
Do you send them again like a towel, maybe?
Maybe a towel or a rope.
How about a towel and a cowboy?
Do they have a good passenger?
You know, what do you have for over always wear what he wore?
easy access easy access all right that's good idea cowboy boots yeah all right
a better way to get the worry anything at all I'm pretty excited when when song
and I we're gonna have sex so that's excited oh that was married
uh is she
she had a wedding like a couple weeks ago
I got a
uh and then Gemma called me the nastiest pilgrim that
she knows. Oh, maybe she's into that
which to my people is actually offensive
anyway, so where is this date happening?
Gemma is basically a Thanksgiving turkey after all the
The west of the spoochie
Are you serious with that shit?
Jesus Christ
You guys fuck, you guys fuck with turkey or ham
What do you guys, what do you guys like for Thanksgiving?
I think I'm streaming for Thanksgiving
I saw that 1% of my viewership is from New Zealand and I don't think they have
All right have a good one what this guy say
Northbound Palomino with a Porsche.
What the fuck is that?
We occupied at least two to three times.
Northbound Porsche, so breaking left
to Westbound Boulevard Del Parro.
Jangler R34, and Discord check before the road.
Northbound Boulevard Del Parro.
Where'd you go to South Boulevard Del Parro?
Left, south on Morningwood.
San R.
Correction, movie star, right, what path on?
I mind the fuck's up for your set.
Then for you, I don't think this really matters either.
Or Westbound Marathon?
The way to Bay City.
Last stop on Bay City.
That way.
Left, east, right, right, right, right.
So the chance for that thing.
My, uh, I think I can check that you had a liquor.
Right?
I mean, but.
The eastbound heritage with the Porsche.
Eastbound heritage merging on the eastbound way.
These are the locals.
I'm going to date.
No, the date's after the storm.
Eastbound, eastbound, eastbound away.
Eastbound, eastbound away.
Right, eastbound howling.
Easthowling, rocker plaza.
Bring CTH.
Right I forgot well he's not gonna be upset right right top up occupation. No meeting. I'm gonna go to the meeting. Okay
Westbound cars away on cars away right westbound the west on doorstep. They'll blast in a west on doorstep. God blast me
West on doorstep coming up on west of clips staying on doors at West emerging in the west of clips west
breaking hard left south on North Rockford that's Amanda Blot crossing over
Cougar we'll send it south on North Rockford crossing over Red Desert past
the movie studio crossing over St. Andrews south off South Rockford breaking
hard breaking hard left eastbound town in Northampton you know last the west
bound of Spoochie the west of Spoochie
left west bound of Spoochie off of South Rockford behind Bob Smith that's
the original scene license plate is gonna come back to a nine me scott oh this is
where the baddest ones they're smoking northbound Magellan
northbound Magellan
the event of a football our primary target is the back left-hassing
a firm continuing bound all pair of freeway opposing lanes of travel correct
Lanes of travel, merging northbound Great Ocean Highway,
continuing northbound Great Ocean Highway,
closing lanes of travel, primary ticket.
So North, that's in the past of the week, yeah.
I have one of the cars in a cat city,
they broke out of cat.
Give me a sign.
Northbound Great Ocean with the port.
Where the fuck?
Someone come how many pounds is this?
Spun out of that chipmash.
Would you like us to maintain percent on the course?
I'd like ringler to come and pound this car.
That smells like weed, yeah.
I have one of the cars in custody.
They broke out of cash.
I think it's on.
I'm going to come and pound this car.
Oh, where the fuck?
Someone come and help me pound this.
It's about an hour outside Chewbush.
Would you like us to maintain pursuit on the floor?
I'd like ringler to come and pound this car.
I'm going to come and pound this car.
Where is it at?
It's outside of a 3-PPD or a 3-PPD.
All right, I'm on the way.
To the south on Great Ocean.
We're entering the city
Where'd you got a Del Parro East?
Are you gonna be a ghost smoking or eastbound Del Parro?
Look through the tunnel now, eastbound Del Parro
Oh, eastbound Del Parro
Yes, I am single
You're single?
How the hell am I supposed to take on four people at once?
Are you single?
Yes, I'm single
On your hands and knees?
I'm wondering if you're single
On my hands and knees? No
I'm not coming up on Strawberry
Listen, why are you starting standing this way?
We need to deal with it
I have to get my car fixed
It's on Sandra
You know what? I'm not even, you know what?
You clearly seem like you're pretty busy.
Yes, I'm single. I told you I'd change hands.
Wait, okay. Do you want a date?
A garage. That's the micro.
Who are you?
What is this?
I watched on TV.
Yes or no?
Who are you?
This is weird, right?
Yeah? No, it's not.
Wait, is that Wrangler?
Hello? Why are you drunk?
Can you hold still?
Wait, I'm not sure if that's how I'm gonna hear you.
Why? Yes, I'm not sexual.
Shut the phone right now.
What is this?
Why are you driving like I'm useless?
I just have to pee really bad so I'm antsy.
Okay, so do we lose them the car that you pulled over me? Yeah, I had her I had the driver and cuss, but they all
or rush me and make some coffee.
How come no one helped you?
There's no one on this call.
There's another cop in this thing.
The dude in that cop and me.
Vehicle owner was present and aware of it.
Come here.
What?
I know you want to fix me.
I know what it would be.
Imagine a pole or a westbound find a pole.
He was.
Who is that?
Do you know?
I don't know who that is.
Who is that?
I don't know.
How am I supposed to face you?
But I don't know who you are, lady.
so i see you're a trooper now yeah let's say yeah he fired me yeah why'd Fred do that
because he's trying to uh he was trying to tell me what to do in sru and sru is kind of
sozzy thing that i was running for oh is that why he said he wants to start his own sru
probably yeah and you know i was like well listen sru sozzy thing and i do what sozzy says
i report sozzy on this you know you're my boss but this is sozzy thing so
And he didn't like that.
Let me ask you something. If I were to need to get an erection, uh,
because I'm gonna have sex with that one song,
how do you think, how do you think I would, how, how should I go about that?
Uh, well it depends. What do you like most in a woman?
Who do I like most in a woman? My penis.
Yeah. Do you like what your penis in a woman? Okay, well what you could do is,
I sometimes like to grind it.
like they'll do, they'll spend the girl over and get her naked and just like grind, you know, like up and down
over grind me, okay
right
or you could do that too
um, but people like that
oh right, yeah
I mean, listen, I don't know what works for you though
uh, I don't know
are you having issues?
uh, well I didn't know if there was just some sort of uh, you know, well no
okay, no, I never have issues
I was just wondering what you think I should do it's not I'm having
Honesty, I think that if you want like a sure fire way you should just get some biogra
You know and that way even if like you're not into it you can still like what's that?
It's like this pill that makes your dick really hard. I got pills. Yeah
It's like a little blue pill. I got pills to make you straight
um
Yeah pills for that
No, I'm
You can be whatever you want
Well, yeah, well, what do you mean? Well, I know I don't need to be I mean you don't want to be
Why you are sure of course, but like you know they don't make those that make you straight because that's not like a thing you can't
Medicaid you said they got pills to make your penis get in a row
Yeah, well like it physically like makes your penis harden
It's like
Yeah, it makes your dick straight. Yeah, once your dick is curved, then it's not but that's my recommendation if you're struggling just get um
Definitely just get uh
So I take a pill
And I'm with a woman. It gives me an erection
Everyone knows that I'm straight because I have an erection and a woman's there. Yeah. Oh, I mean you got to like put it in her too
right and of course you know and then you gotta like you know release release
her you know like you gotta like um uh she's you gotta you know you gotta finish
the job you know Jesus Christ I'm not gonna kill her angel no no no like you
let me let you from isn't for you gotta fuck her until you and her come
both come how does she what do you mean oh you like when she has a penis
Yes, then she can come.
No, no, no, you can come without a penis.
What?
You don't need one.
Yeah, getting there is a different journey, but yeah, it's possible.
What the hell's a girl come?
Pea.
Oh, OK, so when they pee?
No, no, necessarily.
It's like, you know, the jeez.
It's not necessarily that it's also
similar to seminal fluid from prostate,
but it's not quite the same as the different gland that
is in emails but it presents itself differently, it's the same stuff, like the stuff that surrounds
your sperm, girls have that. So I know how you make a penis come, but how would I go
about making a vagina come? Well every girl's different, some like to be touched, some like
be petted, some like incursion, yeah well like the vagina, he petted the motorist,
You know what that is, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so you like rub it.
Like, sometimes you lick it.
Some girls like it when you stick two fingers in there
and then like you curve it inside the vagina.
And then like you press hard and you,
it's called finger fucking, you do that.
And some girls really like that.
So I'd go to Winsong, I'd say.
I'm gonna pet you and then I'm gonna finger fuck
your clitoris don't say the clitoris save the vagina because they're different
things I'm fixing to finger fuck your vagina when song now it's gonna make her
cream so excited you're gonna be great ring good don't be worried about okay
all right I'm excited for the day well yeah you should be and that's what
They already told me that we're having sex
What yeah, she told me that we're gonna have sex
Right
You should put some clothes on cuz it's like unwrapping a present, you know like imagine Christmas
But of all the presents for a nap, no fun
Okay, all right. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I don't know
Oh, yeah, you need to help the car really.
Fuck, I want some nachos.
Dude, I had the best nachos ever in this ride.
I gotta say that.
She just sounds so fucking good, man.
They made it where it's like...
It wasn't like actual nachos.
I mean, they said they were nachos.
And it wasn't like nachos how you think of it.
They had like...
It came with like, it was like eight chips, right?
And they just like put everything on the chips. You know what I'm saying?
So it's like little mini nachos on single but like bigger nachos
That's how nachos work. No, no, no, no
So, you know how when you get nachos that it's just like platter of chips and they just throw all that shit on it on this
they were like eight I'd say bigger chips right pretty big and
They just like made they just put all the shit that you would
You know what I mean? It would be all over the options. They just put all that shit just on them individually. You know what I'm saying?
She was good. Like a tostada
Yeah, it kind of was like a tostada, but it wasn't it because a nacho shit on it. It was Jesslyn and shit was good
Damn, that's making me hungry
Good stream. I'm getting back on I got to do at least eight hours today since I did it yesterday
I gotta start I gotta crank up the stream times. I mean look at this. We're about to be below 10k
I got a crank up the stream times. I
Gotta start splitting it up
The Mike loyalists are gonna bitch, but it's a lot easier for me to crank out the hours when I split up characters and like games and stuff
She's just easily
You're constantly 13k before the 7th on you'll get it back
Fell off hard man. I don't know what happened. I don't know I
I thought the RP's been better. I guess people just hate me. Shit content. You think that's it?
Yeah, content's just been shitty. I thought it's been pretty good.
Guess not. Too much mic. Oh
Yeah, yeah, well, you know what actually you make a good point
because back when I was
Because back when I was uh
When I was playing a bunch of Wrangler, I was at 13k subs
and then now I'm playing more Mike and look oh shit Wrangler brings the subs
feel like every RP streamer lost viewers my views are actually up but the subs
are down that's so long it's been a week of more Mike it's too soon to judge I
uh... i don't know
so it takes
oil wells driving up
you're right
you're right
fuck man
oh jackal thanks for the five he's doing his part
it's my fault how's this my fault
seriously run ads i actually really might
i really just might pump three minutes of that now i can't do it
these fuckers want me to run these fuckers want me to stream for a
190 hours in December one ad every 20 minutes is fine that's a lot I don't know
how you'll be able to pay the bills if you own a 10k subs I know I actually
might have to go back to my accounting job it's gonna be tight man in the
hospital right now watching my son be born gonna name him mr. Bigpenta okay
but I might sue your son for all the money he ever makes in his life I will
never sub because fuck you fuck you fuck you okay thank you I seriously
think that rainwear brings the brings the subs man I actually do I mean it
makes sense really if you look at it bubblegurt with the five yeah I didn't
think so we'll see what happens bro oh my goodness hello hey kitten looking good
thanks going on data for the shower time sir oh hold on change Angel said
Christmas sweater it's mr. Big Penta's house ever happening probably not if I'm
gonna be in the poor house there won't be it won't be mr. Big Penta's house it's
gonna be the poor house what I know you're so fucking ripped sir holy yeah
I work out at pump buddies six times a week you're the smuggling mushroom down
there sir what's something hanging down the bottom of your towel oh that's my
Colostomy bag
Don't know I laughed that's
Funny I wouldn't it's not a normal thing to laugh at no, it's not
Nope, Angel said I should put on a Christmas sweater for my day
You've got a date sir. Yeah, when song and I are gonna have sex
Wind song didn't she married in divorce like six times? Yeah, but it's I'm a little forced earth at this point
Well, I'm her fire spirit
What is?
It's something like
No, it's something like we're
We're meant to be to you. I don't know she explained it to me. I'm not too sure
Sounds like some hippie shit sir. I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, but you know she might be right because uh, you know, she didn't see it does kind of make sense a little bit
Why well we're kind of yin and yang she said that's what it's supposed to be
Well, uh, sir, I hope
She's a gay hippie wouldn't that mean she's attracted to women women
Wait, no wait, that's not how that would work never mind. Well, good luck, sir. I hope you find love I guess
That's not Christmas sweater though, it was nice though well, um, I
Would say keep the towel
Slap a sweater on and keep the boots
Okay, I think I'll do that. Thank you. That's that's my advice sir. It's uh
Good luck. Not that you'll need it
My old Jack Cumbly jacket
That's all the Christmas
Oh, no, this is nice
The dear one oh the the reindeer's are humping I didn't see it
Let me look I never noticed that they're fucking in there
I got a foreshadowing, you know.
That looks like someone's grandma.
Who?
What's your grandma looks like?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
You want a wrangler?
Best of today.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Oh my god.
What do you mean I'm ready?
I can't do it.
It's less than a month and a half away.
like it's a month and a half I know the meeting gonna give it three more minutes
you might as well I don't think it's that big of a deal to have a trip
we always start at 13 parts so come on let's get it's 13 15 pairs yeah 13 parts
alright everyone welcome to the shift three meeting I was like good for you
Don't let people talk is anybody having those thing in order
Important to say before I get we get started. Yeah, I'm gonna be having sex with
I'm gonna be having sex after this
Now it's okay we're kinder souls or something
Yeah, Americans can't eat kinder eggs because they're too stupid and they eat tin foil.
Hey, what's that thing called that we are with a Kinder Solider?
They're not illegal in Australia.
They're not illegal in the US either.
Alright, hey.
Hey, listen up.
It's called twin flames.
We're twin flames.
She said that we have to have sex so that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to, uh, yeah, right?
I got some, right?
The deer's got a camera left by my man with your opening line.
It's for, I'm just going to tell her that, uh, well, basically I got some, uh,
I talked to Angel.
She gave me some advice and I told her that, uh, you know,
when, unfortunately I'm going to have to, uh, finger fuck her clitoris.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh
And then I'm going to pet her
Nagle said something about making her prostate secrete
She's also these pills that they have to turn you straight
you know shift to was completely fine nothing really happened all right so
shift to nothing happened ringlers I'm right here all right is anybody know
what's happening with motor cuz I sure don't
I don't know because I
Do you have a tax
Yeah, I do
Just doesn't read. I just don't read
Listen if you guys hear me pop up on the radio and I say going for intercourse or going for an erection
You're gonna know what that means you're a bit quiet at the back of bloom you might have to speak up
I don't care
Okay, so hey boom baby look look was rehired everybody give me a round of applause
We'll let welcome the else pretty
Damn the trade is on the bottom and you love to see it everyone you love to see
I'm going to make a woman come.
Nice.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
All right.
And if there's nothing else of importance, you know what, I think that's a good note
to leave it on.
Weng is going to make him come.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I think it's a good note to leave it on.
Weng is gonna make him come.
All right.
Here we go.
All right guys, let's just get out there
and do our jobs I guess.
Let's get out there and make women come.
Let's do it guys.
Before we leave.
Oh, oh?
Yeah, we'll be hosting the SIU research.
Hello?
Hey, do you wanna have sex at my house or on the trail?
Want to be resorted in the program.
You're clicking me, all right?
Dude, like why do you wanna be playing on the sex part?
Like maybe just like the date?
Then like well, let's go um get to that
Well, I have my gun happen and you know probably not my house because I think happy would probably
Well, hold on. What do you mean the stuff is what do you mean the date before what are you talking about? Oh?
uh
What say that like, you know, we'll see what happens, you know, okay?
Usually don't pre-plan the sex part. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that okay. I thought that um
Well, I just I well, I didn't know what to you know
I thought that if I if if I knew that that was gonna happen. I could better prepare myself. I
I mean, you always should prepare for that in my opinion, because, uh, like, if you don't,
then you might end up pregnant.
And then you got to, like, get another abortion.
And man, they told me that I might be, like, up on those, like, I can't have any more,
or else my shit's not going to work any more.
So that's a little concerning, you know?
Oh, okay.
Uh, tell me more about that.
Kind of why I stopped attending the orgies.
Okay, uh, okay. Well, that's all interesting. So should I meet you here at where I'm at or should you meet me where you're at?
Yeah, I'll come get you. All right. I'm at work.
All right, but you're at work?
Are you working?
Yeah, but I'm gonna go off duty.
Okay.
Okay, I'll be there soon. I'm just getting ready, and I'm almost done getting ready. Okay. I am ready, so.
Okay. I'm almost ready. Okay. I'm painting my face. Oh, you prefer like poplies or key
signs or flowers? For your face? Yeah. It's usually like my rotation of my face paint.
I like peace signs because it's like someone has their hands up. Okay. Right on. Got it.
I'll be there soon just working on my key sign. All right
All right. Hi
What's going on cadet?
Okay, so that guy earlier he wants to I think take that to court God damn it
Right now you need to put your seat well
No, he wanted a bench tile last one, but it there was none available
So I think he's just gonna end up taking it to court at some point
I'll have my statement after I have intercourse with them this moment
Okay, good luck on your sex.
Thank you. I'm gonna need all the luck I can get.
Oh, well...
You got it.
Fantastic. Going for conversation.
How many are you calling from HR? We don't have that.
Yeah, it's fashion three, two eight, and forty one.
Now that's a look.
He's gonna go and have sex with us.
That's so long.
The ERP he's driven to discord like last time. Probably.
planned on it. Make sure you join the discord.
Let's go pick her up. ERP equals erection roleplay. Yeah pretty much. Does she bring me up? You
don't know anything about dating you. This is a classic move. Ask her to come pick you
up but then boom you're standing there outside ready to take her on the date. Women love
when you show up to their house. Women love when you surprise them.
Also, 455.141, an aide.
Uh, you know, though you got a little jewelry spot, there's also a protected slot now.
We did it! Uh, it's too late for that. This car doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the state.
No, it's mine! It says, going for cuffs on it!
Uh, this says, this says, uh, 2-7-I-Y-L-8-2. I don't think this is yours.
Ooh, when they track it, you're in it.
this is coming back to you're standing up at that are we can't this is not your
car I think you're in my car
I listen to Xayors okay but when I track it it's there and I won't have sex in the
car there's Yogi bear teddy bears back there oh please don't do that it's okay
just relax I'm high command I know what's best for you what all right chat we
We did it.
Damn man.
I loved kidnapping pets.
Another day, another mechanic.
Hello?
Hey!
I'm on my way.
I'm actually at your house, I really see.
Oh shit.
Okay, I'm turning around.
You like how I did that?
It...
Oh, I was on my way though.
Yeah, but I took the initiative and I surprised you with being at your house, I'm invited.
Yeah, I kinda do like that actually.
I like unexpected shit.
I fly him with, um...
Oh my god, with Sly.
He's bipolar, so he like always keeps me guessing.
Okay.
Until he like...
Sly lion?
Sly lion? Oh, you're with him?
Yeah, that was the guy that, you know,
you ejected to at my wedding.
The dreads.
Oh yeah, right.
Are you a...
no we're going through the war okay all right well I'll be here all right I'm
almost there sounds good totally driving legal legal way completely not the
train track what's up it's me burger shop gonna be stopping up the CCU
What's up?
Just waiting on you?
She wearing...
...your...
You like my outfit?
I mean, it's...
...interesting.
No, not.
WHA-HA-HA-HA!
Uh...
So...
I thought this is kinda how you dress.
Heh heh heh.
What?
Well, it kind of is how you dress if you look at it.
What? What?
Well, you have like a, uh, you have a...
...sort of towel-like thing.
It's my shirt. I'm protesting my shirt for gender equality.
And I'm protesting pants.
Oh, dude, I've always, I tell everyone, man, like if you have a dick,
you should be protesting your pants because it doesn't make any sense that
like dudes aren't like not allowed to wear skirts,
but they got more shit going on between their legs, man.
Yep, I do that every day. I work, I walk around in my towel as a sign
of dominance to show the cadets that I'm not to be, uh, trust him.
Well, that is pretty woke man.
Not gonna lie, but I don't know about the shoes.
Like, uh, I was kind of planning on hiking, like a nature hike.
Okay.
And you like hiking in those shoes.
This is Wrangler.
Hello Wrangler.
It's Shelby.
I shall be.
Can you do me a very, very big favor?
Dandy pp dandy you chose one of my cadets cars
It is an sdsl car you are a cpd. I'm just asking politely I don't see any fucking someone else's car
She's she's still well listen. I'm asking politely. I am going to in politely have sex in it
So there you go.
What?
Wrangler, come on.
No.
Well, that's what I'm gonna do.
Bingo, you nailed it.
Why can't you grab someone else's?
It's the car I took, okay?
And as a man, I take what I want.
And I have sex in it.
You know, that is very...
It's very fucked up.
You shouldn't be saying that.
Well, I did.
Well, it's out there now.
Okay, well...
Alright.
Um, okay.
Can you at least...
I
Was supposed to stop by the recycling center
So can we do that first?
okay
There's something there
You care if I take my cock on our date remember Penta sold out of left gfrp the real RPS
So we're joined no pics of the cream server for viewers Penta is literally a cheese platter into celebration anxiety
yeah yeah yeah that's what happens where is she over there see she's running
around frantically looking for me around like look over there I'm around my car
okay okay oh no like a joke I'd be willing to wager that like right we're
just running dude 10% remember I'd be willing to wager that 10% of this
of this category was actually around for TFRP.
Three up.
No.
Hey, don't.
Stop walking the other way.
Probably 10% of this current, maybe less.
Second.
Yeah, that is generous.
What, uh, hey, now that you've put your cock in my car.
Okay, uh, so where do you need to go?
Uh, the recycling center, where I work.
remember that is the really close fight. If you go um...
I don't want to hit the lights.
Yoko, shut up!
Checking for admin? Oh yeah, let's just say what I'm going to do is definitely against
iOS.
I keep going straight.
That's all I know.
And then...
Turn to your sexuality.
Okay, if you're like a little gay man.
Yeah, that would be, but I'm not.
Turn right.
He's going straight.
And then turn.
Right, right now! Right here!
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Alright, alright.
Alright.
Yeah, she's...
gonna move again.
I'm a 3.0 viewer.
That's alright, you didn't miss much.
That's okay, you didn't miss much.
He's such a 3.2 add-on in traffic.
I could show parking while we're driving.
It was good. I don't know.
he's always been terrible it's never been good in my opinion on every server
it's just always been shit 964 17 oh it's definitely always been cringe
that's for sure how's it going chicken that's not true I got you something
Oh, okay. Oh, thank you.
Advance your pockets, how'd you know?
Oh, that's already there.
Oh, uh, oh, okay.
And, uh, I got you something as well.
What?
What?
Wow. Thank you.
Yeah, it reminded me of you.
Okay.
And I know how much you like a plastic because of this place, so I figured there was that
Okay
I'm full of radiation technically I'm not even supposed to touch anyone, but I figure you probably
I'm assuming you've rolled bigger guys than that. I mean do you care if not, you know
what was in the bag then oh flower okay that's nice a ring okay trash the flowers
are made of um the bases like a can and the stems are straws classic straws and the flowers
like the petals and shit i painted them onto the bottom of plastic bottles that's nice uh and i
see this this ring is i a little worried though that's all that happened to the last guy you
He gave a ring too.
Which one?
At your wedding you were shot.
Oh, it's orange.
Oh, you're excited.
Oh, I am excited.
Okay, this is going to be, yeah, this will be fun.
And then what's this?
I'm happy today.
That is the condom.
Oh, okay.
And then that's what we'd use for...
Yep.
safe
And it's recycled so make sure and like give it back to me when you're done. Okay, like let it again
I could just like after you use it. I would it be best to just leave it inside of you
No, oh, well, I don't okay. Well, I'm not sure what
What do you normally do that?
I
Well, yeah, right you put it on yourself something like kind of personal sure
Are you a virgin? Oh?
Oh
When song your silly jokes will be the death of us all that is funny. Hey move aside George Costanza
Got wins on that's that's that's so funny. Have you heard my music?
No actually I haven't I was hoping you could play it for me sure if you want
a lot about it and I was like huh no what if you want you can go ahead in the
country to be honest I'm not a country person but it's alright I'm basically I
am basically Johnny Cash of the erotic genre oh of the erotic subgenre I'm
Johnny Cash basically. Really? There's an erotic sub-genre of country? That's right, erotic country.
Well I mean why not? I didn't I didn't know that. There's a there's an erotic version of every other
well-versed country I guess. I thought it was all about like boots and like dead dogs.
No, that's a simple stuff.
I mean, it's, you know, country, it's been through a lot of different, you know, versions.
There's been a lot of different sub-genres that have come to the point of going to it.
It's not, it's not all, you know, boots and drinking beer and stuff.
There's a lot of different kinds of it.
Okay, okay.
Right on.
I'm sorry I was closed-minded on that topic.
That's okay.
If you want to anytime you just want to hit the play button there
Okay
Yeah, it's uh, it's the play button you're gonna have to hit it
Oh shit
Hold on I think I need to like look at my ox here. Okay
I'm not gonna lie. I just hit the bomb man
Hit the gong. Yeah, I'm huge in north korea
the bomb
you know like
Yeah, go to the device for smoking need you not know what a bong is
I
Wish you would have talked about that stuff
Okay
Look, have you tried not doing drugs?
Well, you know being sober is nice
No, man. I can't
Be sober dude. Oh, yeah
No, it's not like I went through this experimental shit for addicts
like a little while back and basically they did some weird like okay what I did
was I googled eternal sunshine for spotless mind in real life and it led me
to a weird rabbit research no it's a movie where like he's able to like
remove memories or some shit that like haunt him or whatever but I wanted to
The same thing I like looked it up like does this shit exist?
Countdown doesn't exist, but what did exist was like so what do they do in the movie that doesn't exist?
They remove memories that like oh no, they did that uh the Kennedys have that done to the one of their daughters
What?
Yeah, yeah, the rose, rose candy. Oh that exists
Well, I kind of had some weird similar thing done where it's basically long story short.
Whenever I get sober now, I don't remember my memories of when I was high.
So basically like reverts me back to whenever I was like 14, whenever I started smoking weed.
And I don't remember anybody, man.
And it sucks.
And it was supposed to help, man.
Like, because it was like, oh, well, if we do this, then you won't remember what it's like to be high.
back to drugs is the coping mechanism but like I did and mainly because I didn't
remember shit like I'm in Los Santos I don't remember anybody year or anything
and I'm like pissed off and like I'm still in my email stage I go by
Georgina like my actual name and I'm like being a dick so I gotta say hi man
so I can stay wings on
Yeah, but it just got but don't you that's a lot to unpack
Aren't you?
But aren't you worried? I mean you can't be high for for the rest of your life, right?
I mean, actually you're gonna have to face reality. I honored the sensory. I got like unlimited weed
and my tolerance is so high by now that like
I'm pretty much like
sober
right you think you've smoked yourself sober well I think you you just hit a
certain point of highness where you don't really get high more well then so
then do you feel the same as if you were not guy man I don't know like
whenever I'm sober dude I'm like you know in depressed and sad and angry and
and all the bad feelings and like I don't see any good in the world. I'm very pessimistic and shit.
And then whenever like all I need is a bit of weed man and then I'm like optimistic.
I feel like I can take on anything and save the world and I'm went for him.
Yeah, but that's the drugs talking though.
Oh, no, it's Mother Earth medicine.
What did it be better if you were sober and actually tried to work on why you feel that way?
and then like forget everything that I've learned since I was 14 man well
people have my life almost hey EMS you remember anything you learned from when
you were 14 fuck no that's just that's just that's normal
well anyway every time I get sober I'm always like fuck drugs I'm straight
Edge and I'm like against drugs and then like she's dumping my friend dumping her bag
Well, we got to get her back and then get me high
typical owner
This is what dating a hippie's actually like check
Okay
Every stoner does this God's so true
All right, the thing is that I remember my memories from when I'm sober when I'm high
I just don't have access to my high memories when I'm sober whatever they did to my brain
Like made it so that I can't remember my high memories because it was supposed to help me
Well, maybe if something's really bad happens to you when you're high you can just stop smoking and forget that
Especially tonight. I'm
And I do forget all about that
Find out that I'm sober they like abduct me and they get me high and I'm back
Huh
I'll have to keep that in mind I guess and you're high right now
Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, how's it going?
And I heard you guys got pills that turn you straight
What?
Well, okay, I heard I heard you have pills that make your penis straight. Oh
Can I have one of those?
I'm not being able to give them stuff like my ego, but...
I'm not that popular, but...
Sorry, you're gonna have to give me a...
That's okay.
I can wave.
I've got a bit of time here.
You don't need that, dude. I gave you Rose Oil.
Oh, uh...
Yeah, I'm just worried that my penis won't fit in this bottle.
Left ban or turn west ban, left ban.
That's not how that works.
Left ban, left ban, left ban, left ban.
get paid enough for this okay so what you just um it's already pre-mixed with
the carrier oil I use coconut oil and you just like rub it on yourself and
not directly on your dick it's more like so that you keep smelling it you
know like a perfume and then the smell the scent is supposed to be
arousing
because it is maybe i could try half the pill
way better than i know how i know which one worked
oh i guess i also have another way to
remedy for arousal what is it i don't know if you're gonna like it
okay what is it there you can smell off can be right
it is an arousing strength it is it's like just it's just like getting a
a hippie they won't fuck you unless you're high
what are you doing?
I'm just standing there silent
oh
okay well uh you want to go get some food?
yeah
alright where do you like to eat?
you want to go to bojito inn?
sure I haven't uh
had anything uh
hey I'll see you later
later I ain't gonna take care of you
we're gonna have sex later
oh yeah we're protection
I just want I just want to just in case I show missing
Belhito in
Mojito in it's impolito in polito. Okay. Let's go
They're not advertising they're probably not open those saying high-sex is good or not so many
I feel like I feel like doing anything while your eyes are so I don't know man
in Iwu but oh I love it yeah I like how you ever had the oxygen cake yeah I
sex is the best sex literally I feel like that if you're gonna like have sex
while on drugs there's better drugs my dietary restriction then weed I mean if
we were talking about eating a cheesecake then well yeah that we'd be the
one but I'm vegan and gluten-free doesn't mean I just eat air man
Who's going to get you high?
They're worse for you? What do you mean?
Weed is way worse for you than acid.
She knows. I don't understand you when you talk to me like that.
Are you talking to the chicken?
Yeah.
Didn't you hear her?
She was talking about...
Well, I heard a lot of...
She didn't hear her, but then...
I don't know where she went with that.
That could hurt her monologue.
I think weed is the most dangerous drug wait no I don't it's the best and this
is a stream for love my weed head community probably pass out by now
right it's all the angry and drunk people that are still in here yeah I
don't know if you want to bring the chicken here on account of all the yeah
Can't say yeah, the cats hello
No problem, I
Would like one bento box with
pancakes and
Let me have the booba milk tea and the oxygen cake
and then the lady here will have a
a 84 ounce Tomahawk rib eye.
What?
No, I won't.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, so here.
I want, I think the curry, it's vegan gluten free, right?
Yeah, all our food is vegan now.
And a rice bowl.
OK, OK.
You want this in a combo or a bento as well?
I'll just have it like that.
Oh, and an herbal tea.
I don't want like the packaging and shit. Okay, you're gonna fight. It's killing the planet
You guys are killing could you split could you split the check?
You got it okay, I got it I was uh I always heard that it's romantic to let a woman pay for
herself
I usually paid anyway just cuz
I'm nice like that. That's very nice of you. I
appreciate that you're a woman that can support herself when song what do you
say you wanted you want to cry in my house
okay and then what about your drink um herbal tea okay okay yeah I own like two
businesses dude I'm ballin really I'm a police officer right it's my shirt we
have 36 million dollars in the budget I just have access to that I think you
guys appreciate it. Thank you. What did you get? Um, curry rice ball and tea. All right.
You want to go eat this? You want to take this food back to my favorite spot? You want
to take this food back to my favorite spot? Hey, you want my tea? I don't have one for
Oh sure I'll take your tea. Alright, hello. I'm helping you. Alright. Where's your favorite spot?
I'll show you. I'll show you the filling combo. Last thing about, uh, I'll show you. We can just go there if you want.
Oh, what is it? The captain's office. Oh, police station. Well, I mean, we can go to a more romantic spot.
No, that's fine.
You'll go to a more romantic spot.
I mean, that's where you like to go, dude.
I'm down to eat food in your favorite spot.
I'll take you somewhere else.
We'll go somewhere else.
Like I said, man, you're doing half, and I'm doing half.
So this is your half.
I'll do the follow-up.
Okay, so I'll pick where we eat.
This is my house.
We're going to Grove Street.
This is the first place I got a huge grade.
Why are we going the Grove Street?
Well, it's sentimental to me. It's the first time I got a really big raid.
That's one of the first big court cases I have right here.
Wow.
So I was, so right here,
I was on the Mega Mall roof and someone was
selling weed in the cul-de-sac and then
I video or if I took pictures of them going from down there into this house and
They would get weed out of there and they'd go back down there
It's actually a matter of fact. Oh, yeah, they're down there right now. Probably doing the same thing. They're doing it right now
Yeah, yeah, they're probably doing it right now. Oh, you just noticed us. That's okay
Yep, so tell me about things that you've accomplished in your career
well, I
moved here and I was like really needing some weed right and the laws were
saying hey we legal no legal way to get it like I had to go get it from like
the Vagos man you know like gang members and shit and back alleys and it's a
doctor kitty you can have it that's how that's for you oh um hold on it's
It's because you're helping fix my heart.
Hope one.
Little bit of my...
Oh, some paper.
...tough of my sword.
Thank you.
What's going on guys?
Oh, hi.
What's up?
Hello.
Just on a date.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, I'm taking her around.
I'm showing her the first place I ever got a really big raid and a rest and court case conviction all those right here.
right here yeah right here so I'm showing her all that that she's gonna
pick something to do and then I'm gonna pick something to do and I'm gonna I
think that's gonna be sex actually pretty smart your choice yeah yeah
That way we can go through red lights
He's protesting his pants, and I'm protesting my shirt
That's right, why shouldn't a man be able to walk around with his penis out?
That's right. That's true. That's true. I couldn't machine it. And I should be able to lactate wherever I want to
easily
Cuz my nipples have a use so does my penis. It's for sex with women
That's just the use that's what I that's what I use it for however other people want to use that's fine
Yeah, each to their own
I mean if I had a dick for a day, I'd probably need spin
What's that?
Never seen me spin. Yeah, you gotta look it up man. Hey, well listen. I'm gonna like go and not be illegal
So you guys have a great day. No, yeah have a very legal day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys
What the hell what the hell was that?
You never get what the hell was that?
Like a no no me I'm like a
Guy swinging a stick and I hate that I had to look at that. Don't make don't I
Would watch a woman do that with her boobs
But I don't want to watch that happen with a
penis!
I don't think I can...
Well maybe...
Maybe if you have like...
Oh hey, come on.
We just got a...
Hey, hold on this is a good call.
Here, come on.
We gotta go to this.
What is it?
Oh come on, let's go.
This date just got so much sweeter.
We can put on the lights and sirens and shit?
Oh yeah.
Oh yes!
And then rob it.
Oh yeah!
I guess actually after we have sex it'll be just like that.
Yeah, that's what they do, right?
I don't remember that part.
That's implied.
Oh, it's implied.
You know, Robin's always talking about trying to take off this bat belt.
No, it's implied in the movies.
I didn't watch that closely.
You know, I'm a bit of a movie junkie.
I pick up on, you know, subtle things like that.
You know four shadow wings and yeah, I don't I pick up
Because I do the opposite I just like half watch it while doing something else
And and then like whoever I'm watching it with it's pissed at me because they're like
I'm like wait use that guy and they're like that's like one of the big fucking characters when song pay attention
Yeah, I pick up on a lot of that
No, not me do
Where's Reggie?
Oh, right here man. Oh
This is what you deserve Reggie
Do you want to have sex on Reggie's body?
This is my twin flame win song
I took it off
I'm not on duty right well I am on duty
but I'm not
He's undercover
What? You're not on duty?
I'm about to be under the covers
You're saying I could get him down
Damn it
Well, you can't gun me down because of your situation
Oh
Yeah, that's true
Alright Reggie, I just want to come here
You should have been here yesterday
He was uh slinging meth drug trafficking levels
Well, Reggie, I'm gonna watch you suffer before I got my pleasure
In her course that's Reggie if you died tomorrow, I'd be a happier person
Was my lawyer
And then what happened?
This speedy got drugged for trafficking.
Yep. And then he became a judge, right?
Anyways, it's your turn to pick. What are we doing now?
Okay, uh, go to Polito.
Okay.
No, like, put it in your gippus.
Gippus?
I don't think you can say that. I think that's a slur in your...
What? It's what it's called.
I don't say that.
Oh, GP... Oh, okay.
Okay, I, oh sorry, I understand.
He's a chase.
Yeah, an acronym or something like that?
Oh, there's the interference vehicle.
That's gonna suck for those guys.
Hey, those banks being robbed, I think.
Do you ever, like, not work?
Yeah, what do you mean?
I'm not working right now.
Are you sure?
Quit robbing the bank.
We're not robbing, we're getting money.
You're, yeah, you're robbing the bank.
That's how you're getting the money.
We're getting money, we're getting money.
Quit robbing the bank.
Neapolito Pat stupid you're stupid
No, you know you Baldi all right, I might be bald but that's just because I was new
See that I'm dating
Make sure you use not so bold anymore. Am I get out of my car coming to yes. Yes, sir
All right, don't wrap the bank
Hey, son get out of my car. She doesn't do those anymore because it might ruin her insides. Oh
No, I just orgy
Like I don't attend the Wednesday or
Many years ago
How old are you?
You know, I'm secure enough with my masculinity that not only am I comfortable
Woman who's attended orgies. In fact, I prefer that
Exactly
of a good person I am. There was very low female participation in, say, orgies in, like, really
working hard to raise the female participants there. Really, like, a 9-to-1 ratio and...
That sounds like that was difficult for you.
It was really difficult. That's why I learned how to be really flexible in now I'm a yoga
instructor so it paid off man oh okay that's another one of my accomplishments in the accomplishment
i was explaining before was i made a legal way for people to get seen because it was entrapment
to have like we'd be legal but no legal way to get it uh with the uh dispensaries yep yeah i know
i've been trying to shut those down for a month yeah i know it's uh not cool well i don't think we
I think you just uh don't know enough about me okay so what should I know
that is a medicine and it's never killed anybody and it saves lives every day and
keeps people from like having to go to the hospital and get drugged up on big
I don't like oxy either. Oh, okay, let's go. Hold on, where'd my cock go? You know what, maybe I will try some of this marijuana.
Are you more attracted to me now?
All right, now I gotta smoke with you.
Are you okay?
Are you like eating a long day? It might be a little smoother.
Man water, you know, I just realized something what I'm think I'm high
Wait, hold on I just realized something else
What?
You're a woman with a cock
yep
Why I'm into this really
What yeah, okay, this is making sense
Who like my cock?
Look at the Sun
Yeah, it's going down. This is like the perfect time for this shit. Why does it look like that?
Hey, you getting thirsty?
Probably got caught in mouth. Oh
my god, oh
It's like a gorilla came in my mouth
Yeah
It's like a gorilla
It's like a gorilla ran up to me and took both of his strong
hands and just put them on the back of my head and just
mouth fucked me
You know, that's how they make
They know the feeling man
And that's that time for me crazy hey goon 408 have a good night, man
there goes the gorilla glue spots are pretty thirsty oh I got some milk tea
that's some really good water hey do you know how like under us there's dirt
um yeah where'd that come from oh well it's like you know just there you know
Yeah, but where did that come from I think there's mushrooms under the ground
Where'd that come from and they like communicate with each other in the trees and that's how like all the plants communicate and
Through mushroom water. Sure
Awesome this water. Oh, this is some strong weed. Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He need backup sir.
Nothing. And he never came out of the forest. And he lived there forever.
It's 2.16. I will be back on at my real start time in between 3 and 4 tomorrow. This time
It's for real probably Mike block tomorrow all day. Yeah, I'm dude
Yo, this is actually fucked
48% it's pretty fucked. I'm not even like nothing is open and
OBS is taking up 48% of my fucking GPU right now
Like nothing and nothing's open. I don't know why all I did was end stream yesterday
WS patch. Yeah
No, it's not a memory leak
Memory usages and going up. I just restarted my computer
running in admin
Your guys is solution to everything. I don't know how it would fix this
What says on their site?
Let me try I just got it since I restarted my computer
I go back into fucking Google and
Change my mic and shit because for some reason it doesn't just do that. I don't know why
Shit off too.
I think I was less than 12 hours.
You know that's funny, I had a dream last night that I was just spending money like
an asshole and until I realized I was broke.
So I was like huh.
Couches and carpet?
I don't have carpet.
And I only have one $13,000 couch.
Okay you guys act like I have five.
Am I good?
Not really.
OBS is shitting right now.
What about that rancher?
Yeah, I honestly think that we have grounds for a civil suit.
I don't know though, I don't know if you can contest Contemptive Court.
Did you ever decide on the question I asked you?
I don't remember what you asked me.
The cooking?
Oh well, the thing is I don't fucking know when we're even going to do the next cooking stream.
Is a thing I can let you know when I have an idea
I don't fucking know man
Maybe you can't if the content was wrongful
Potentially because here's the thing she gave me the first one
When I asked her if she really thought something and then I was and then she was like do you really want to argue with me?
And I was like yeah
That's I mean that's when that happened right it all happened so fast
But I'm pretty sure all she was like was do you want to argue with me and I was like, yeah, and she's like, okay
contempt of court
I
From what I remember, I mean there's clips you just show me
But I don't even think it was that heated when she gave me the first one. I don't remember what I said
You'll think I can get a drop 15k is kind of a lot of that's actually a lot of money
It took me two weeks to get that
Niggie he didn't tell you called her stupid
Did that happen?
before or after? I'm pretty sure I happen- I'm pretty sure I called her stupid
after she gave me the first one. I'm sure someone has a clip. I called her
retarded. Yeah, Coyle mentioned that to me, but I don't think a lot of people
realized I was whispering that for some reason. Everyone seems to be so focused
on my voice range, but when I'm whispering things, I literally whispered
that to Copper. She didn't hear that. Who gives a fuck it's just RP? Yeah,
I mean, I don't really care. It's gonna make for good RP either way
Cuz I definitely think we have a valid complaint against the judge. I mean
The more I thought about it last night the more confused I got
Like auto literally admitted to running towards gunshots and opening fire like like opening fire into a person
That's that's not stand your ground
That's that's literally not what that is. You can't do that
Did I watch a clip of the actual incident? No. No, no, no, because I because I still you know
There's still might be shit that comes from that, you know
I
Probably never will but I'm pretty sure I was I mean, I know I fucking want to
Know I mean all the evidence just points to it is a defense of others
That's tricky you normally have to be
In the immediate area when it happens like you can't you can't just walk
I mean that's vigil aneurysm at that point duty retreat. Yeah
Yep, but it's all good
We'll see
Do the guy chase the victim towards the car for robbing him. Yeah, dude
That's what I mean the guy
That's why I'm just so baffled like I said usually after these things, you know
And my stream and I go chill and you know things kind of settle and I'm like yeah, you know, I can see how I'm wrong
I'm a passionate guy. So sometimes I'm wrong about things he did the moment
But the more I thought about this the more she she convicted the guy of robbery
But then also what he said then but then also was like well, maybe after the robbery it was self-defense
defense. What? After he fucking robbed the guy, maybe it was self-defense. So I don't
know. But listen, here's the thing, I like talking about this shit with you guys because
I like talking about the law, but I don't, like, we, I think we banned over like a
hundred people last night. And not all of them were hoppers, some of them were like
people like, oh, this dude sucks. So I don't really, like, I don't want the judge
get shit on OOC. Yeah last night was shitty and I know Coil was getting it too so I'm not blaming
anyone. It was popping off on everyone. Well yeah I mean it was kind of one of those situations
where everyone was wrong. Like because those guys absolutely did that and I probably shouldn't have
called the judge a cocksucker.
Ha! You know what I mean?
So those kind of situations, it just turns into like shit-slinging.
You know what I mean?
The unsuspecting stranger
had better know the truth of wrong from right.
Cause the eyes of a legler are upon you.
And he wrong you knew he's gonna see.
In Los Santos look behind you, that's where the Wrangler's gonna be.
Yeah, so definitely a situation where I think everyone was wrong.
I think the whole situation was, well, you know, so...
I think I should have just not charged him and had the DA put it on the docket.
Because there was just so much to go over.
Um, that's- that's how I- that's how it should have been handled.
No, bench trials are good, but for things like that where there's a lot of witness testimony
and victims and a lot of evidence, that shit- that shit needs a real trial.
That kind of shit needs a real trial.
I could have asked for a continuance.
Well, I think everyone fucked up.
I should have done that, and I shouldn't have called the judge a cocksucker.
Uh, I mean, I didn't think the judge was, her ruling was way off, personally.
Um, the only thing coi- the only thing that happened that was done right was Coyle pissing me off at.
I worked out in his favor.
That's so long.
Living learn, I suppose.
I still think that that judge might need a talking to, like about what like, stand your ground is.
Cause I'm pretty sure I had a situation with her as well, where she just didn't know what stand your ground was.
Hmm. That's so long.
I think that's pretty important to know.
I don't know unless the justices just tell me I'm wrong and you can just run towards gunshots and just start blasting people.
Unless, I don't know. But, life moves on.
We'll catch another case that'll get fucked up somehow.
Front of the courtroom. Yeah, that was a tough one.
The two defendants cross-examining each other.
Yeah, yeah, I mean that was just illegal, which I'm okay with that if it's like oh fuck it
it's a bench trial but then like also if we're gonna do that then like my sort of like you
know then like statements at the scene should be allowed if we're gonna treat it like a
bench trial I know scope isn't important here yeah I know I I really feel like I was
railroaded there. Miranda Statement should be always allowed. Yep. Witness testimony is hearsay.
I mean, I understand that in the real world, that's the thing. People are googling things and
they're basing their argument off of real world situations. This is a fucking role playing server.
None of us are real anything. We're fucking streamers. You know what I mean?
Um, so traditionally, in a bench trial on the server, that sort of shit's been allowed.
Oh my god.
It just really just fucked my entire...
Yeah, we're suing her.
So I have a little Santos Constitution here.
Um, I guess we'll just kinda have to look at it and see if there's any sort of, um,
freedom of speech.
They're just might not be, right?
Yeah, I asked if she wanted to argue.
Oh, someone sent me the clip
because I'm pretty sure that she only gave me the first one
after she threatened me with contempt
after I was like, when she's like, do you want to argue?
It's like, what?
The first, that's religion.
Oh, an expression.
Congress shall make no law.
Representing us on prohibiting the free exercise there.
Okay.
Yeah, so freedom of speech is here.
And this is, so this is the thing.
And like I said, I was thinking about it.
So it is in the server's constitution,
that we do have the right to freedom of speech.
So I actually think that the way the entire
contempt of court law is written
is a violation of that right.
Now, because it just kind of says,
towards the court of law, but like, what is that?
You know what I mean?
Like, what is that?
You know, like, so if this was like a scenario where you're being disruptive in an attempt to, like, deliver...
Okay.
So if this was, if this was written in a way where you're hindering justice being delivered, that makes sense.
Okay?
That makes sense.
However, the way this is written is just the court of law.
towards a court discurtees towards a court of law what the fuck does that
even mean what does that even fucking mean we're getting that fucking money
back this is it it's a bit of a blur chat yes I 100% am arguing with you
right now okay well then you can do a 30 month and $5,000 charge that's not
No, yeah, what? Hello? No shot.
Cuz that that's not even it was over. How is that even disrespectful?
Yeah, I do want to argue with you. Okay. Well, then you can go to prison for 30 months
Motherfucker
Then you can fucking go to prison for 30 fucking months
What's no shot. Come on
Arguing isn't content. Yeah, and also and the it was over
She had given her- she had given her ruling and she had banged the gavel.
And I- and I- and I did. I know, I did- I wasn't being angry. All I was like- the only thing I said,
I was like, do you really think that that's hearsay? And her response was, do you really want to
argue this with me? And I was like, yes. And she said, okay, then have fun in prison,
Suckin' Boevis's dick for 30 months, motherfucker.
Is undermining an authority part content.
See, now that's the thing, cause the way this is written,
I'll just start charging everyone with this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Um...
That oppresses, or defies the authority,
justice, or dignity of the court.
That...
This is a violation of the First Amendment.
This is literally a...
This is literally...
A violation of the First Amendment.
I think this is gonna be a whole thing.
Talk with the DA? Yeah.
She didn't direct you to stop arguing?
That's true.
And I mean, so, you would have to...
Cause if she was like, listen, if you argue with me,
I'm gonna give you this shit, motherfucker.
That'd be one thing, but she was like, do you really want to argue?
And I said yes.
We're getting that fucking money back.
That's so long.
No it's not.
not. You don't think this is a violation of freedom of speech? How is it not?
It was written...means anyone can argue with your police ruling is guilt. Well, they
does say that the way it's written defies authority. It's so broad. What does that
mean? Dignity of the court? I still don't even think under this definition
that I did that. I didn't. It was honestly, I wasn't...of course I was a
little worked up, but I wasn't like screaming at her calling her a fucking
bitch and shit um until after she gave me the fucking first one I didn't I don't
know why you guys are capping the clip is right here close how is saying you
guys are I listen is this turning into a chat where you guys just want to see me
lose because you guys are fucking wild if you actually think that like we have
the clip right here we literally here it is here it is this is it you really
You're gonna argue with me?
Yes, I 100% am arguing with you right now.
Okay, well then you can-
Yes, I'm arguing with you.
Oh my God, how disrespectful.
How disrespectful.
Oh my God, what?
What did he say?
Watch the full video, it doesn't matter.
I know what I said after that,
but you realize that this was the first one, right?
So anything past this, it's on her.
She escalated the situation.
I know that you guys probably don't understand that
because you're dumb, but that's what happened first.
That's literally the first count of it.
So anything past that, it's irrelevant.
Yeah, I know.
You wanna argue with me after my ruling and court is over?
Hope you like dick for breakfast, bitch.
That's so long.
Class action lawsuit.
Oh, hey.
There you go.
Not great.
What's up?
Well, I got charged $15,000 for a content of court
and went to prison last night.
How are you?
OK.
Yeah, I'm OK.
Listen, it's not my fault.
I was asking the judge about something
after she made her ruling and she banged the gavel.
All right?
Yeah.
And then she was like, do you really
want to argue this with me?
And I said, yes, I do.
And she said, okay, then you're going to prison for 30 months.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What's judge?
Uh, I don't know, some woman.
She's a new one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And then some things were said after that,
but it doesn't matter because you know,
she really started it with that.
Here's the thing, listen, she found Otto not guilty
of attempted murder after he straight up admitted
to hearing gunshots running out of the courtroom
towards them and just start blasting huh yeah mind you this is after this is
after a person robbed someone which she found that guy guilty of robbery but then
huh claimed that he might have been defending himself against the people
who he just robbed I don't know if you can I don't know how well you can claim
self-defense after robbing a person. Yeah, it looks like you really lost the
drawl with that judge. Yeah, now I'm out 15 grand, but I tell you what, you know what
divine, here's the thing, okay, and this is why you're gonna want to hire me for
major crimes, okay. Now in our Constitution, the First Amendment does
say that we have a right to freedom of speech and freedom of expression, okay?
And the way the content of court law is written, I think it's a
constitutional violation
Because if it were to say something along the lines of you know
Be disruptive in a court of law is an attempt to hinder the delivery of justice. That's one thing and
That makes sense, but
The way it's written now it pretty much just says if you're a little mean if you're kind of mean or something
Yeah, so I I think you know I think we're gonna have talked. I think we're gonna have a whole
You know, I really do think it's a constitutional violation I do
Wow your paperwork is improving. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you like that. Yeah
Just make sure make sure these these reports make sure you have called respect. Okay
Charges the title of date. You're not you know, you're not forced to respect anyone, right? Oh
Right the date. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did see it doesn't that's not really automatically. Yeah
For some reason it's not fucking automatic anymore. So yeah the dates and the titles and shit
Actually, you know, I'm actually
Yeah, it's totally
Thanks, thanks. How was the how was the boat stuff?
well, I
Did fall into a little bit of a sea madness situation and there was a crack in that I did fight at knife point
Apparently you're not supposed to drink seawater
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, no
How's a major crimes going good? I've just been doing a lot of the
like writing and
SOPs and figuring out all the
Basic push-and-forward all my ideas shit like that
No, I actually got to start doing interviews today. That's why you got content
Oh, okay, so you're stupid you are my interview list, but that's her has specifically requested. He wants to
Got it for your interview so
I
Okay
We're the hell is you do to mess what do you mean? I didn't do anything to mess her. Yeah, he was a real pissed about you
When well, you know
Your wrangler's gonna be your problem
I was like, okay, and then I said well, I want them a major crimes then for sure
So I already wanted you and then they said, you know, oh, regardless, he'll be your problems.
He said, well, I want him in major crimes, 100%.
And then it was immediately met with, like, absolutely not.
I need to be there for the year, so I don't know, my lieutenant already doesn't like you
very much.
What do you mean?
He said, absolutely not.
Is it part of major crimes?
Because you're on boat patrol, I think.
So now that you're done boat patrol, I think we should be able to get you an
interview at least all right well okay yeah that sounds good okay whatever you
do do not tell him about the contempt of court stuff until after the interview I
have a feeling he's gonna find out okay how's your how's your bank account
looking not great I like I said I got billed for more than half of it
yesterday because a judge asked me if I wanted to argue and I said yes I was
prison. Oh, oh, Bo vice beat the shit out of me and forced me to hold his pocket. Well,
I see you've got a day. Yeah, I'm uh, well, I'm here if you need something, right? Okay,
a job would be good. I know. And I would tend it needs to be there for you specifically
unfortunately. Okay, got it. Well, just so you know, I've got I mean, you got to
understand your, you know, in an ideal world, I'd be leading the thing on my own, but
I've got Metzger breezing down my neck
He's my lieutenant. Well, you know, I did spend like
You know an hour investigating this whole thing that led up to the shootout. So
Yeah, I mean did you charge anybody get found guilty?
Yeah, this guy got found guilty of robbery and then
Okay, so the guy got found guilty of robbery
This Marlowe guy armed robbery by the way and then the judge went on to say that he would still have his weapons license
Um, so but then the attempted murder charges were dropped because it could have been self-defense against the guy that he just robbed
Don't say that you don't want it you don't want to get content of court
I'm in a police station right now, right? Well
who was the leader of CID and the task force.
Now, do you want me to try and listen?
When do you want me to sue the state?
I need that $15,000 back,
and I really think that the way that law is written
is a constitutional violation.
Okay. Maybe after the interview.
Okay, after the interview?
Yeah.
All right, that sounds good.
All right, yeah, that sounds good.
I hate those motherfuckers.
Okay.
Metzger doesn't hate Wrangler. He just thinks he's a loose damn can of.
Okay.
All right.
part of it. It'll be working a detail on them. Cool. My first
task will be to tell that judge from last night every single
detail about the case.
Trust me, we do not want to get her. Okay, we yeah. Alright,
that that. Okay, we need to find out her name and conflict
her out of every single major crimes case. Yes. Yes, we do.
That is that is exactly what we need to do. Yeah. No, no,
no, 100%. I still don't know how you can self defend
against someone that you just robbed it beats a lot of me yeah I don't know all
right well I know I have at least one interview I gotta do now so okay I'll
be I might go out on patrol I'm not sure yet so I'll radio you if you want to
ride together something yeah yeah do that I'm gonna go I don't know I guess
make some money I don't know I'm in the whole 15 grand sorry to deal that
No, it's you know these things happen. It's the the fucking DOJ. Yeah, here we go again
Yeah, that's true here we go with the fucking DOJ again chat
Pats you will rise. Oh, she's gonna be pissed off at me and I really do I really do want to stress this guys
Okay, it's our pee
All right, push it boy. Whoa, I have a question. Yeah, our courtroom's made for arguing
That's not
It's RP and these sort of things need to happen
Are we hopping still? I don't want to see that shit. Don't fucking piss me off chat
I got to deal with enough shit and now and I don't want to have to fucking deal with
You know fucking coil being like hey, man. I don't want I you know
Coils like I've liked the RP last night, but I don't want the judges to get shit on and I fucking agree
Okay, you guys are making me look like an asshole with a coil. All right
And the judges so could you fucking not?
Cuz it is good. It's good RP and I get it tensions are high and you know people think other people are wrong
I mean fucking I do but you know, that's no reason to shit all over these these people. There's no fucking reason man
Think I self look bad to the judges too
yeah I mean that's that's fine that's fine they can't ban me off the server I'm
joking it's a joke I'm joking it's a joke no I don't want to I don't I don't want
to look I don't want to look bad to anyone OSE obviously like I think that
storylines need tension like this hello hi right oh hey triple how's it
going? It's uh, oh Wrangler. Yes sir. Look how you been? You know I don't see you too much.
What have you been doing Wrangler? Well today I got some equipment talked with Divine a
bit had a sandwich okay yeah yeah that's that's about it sir what of uh that's a
nice holster you got there ringler oh thanks sir I found it in the locker room
there I just thought I'd throw it on really did you get arrested yes
contempt of court times three times three listen this is what happens sir do
Do you mind? Can I explain myself?
Go ahead.
All right. So the judge found a man guilty of robbery, but then dropped the attempted murder
charges because he was claiming that he was self-defending himself against the party he
had just robbed. Just the same situation. And then also dropped the attempted murder
charges on the second individual auto at the casino there after he admitted into
after he admitted to hearing shots running at them and just are blasting
people right okay this was a bench trial all right and I had initially tried to
bring up witness statements and it got objected to to hearsay now any bench
trial I've been a part of that's been allowed yeah okay so she I was I was
respectful throughout the trial I got a little upset but I was respectful
throughout it she banged she I don't know I don't know her name she's one of
the new ones okay okay all right she gave a ruling bang the gavel after that I
asked her if she really thought that that was hearsay she replied do you
really want to argue with me I said yes I do and she said okay content of
court okay and then it kind of escalated from that I don't remember it
doesn't matter okay then I got two more one thing led to another and I got two
more yeah hello damn it damn it this was good RP this is the sheriff for those of
you guys that don't know so this guy is my boss he just plays on a completely
different time zone.
Ex-Sheriff, he's still got a star zone.
Oh, this is fucked.
Oh, he's promoting me right now.
What?
That makes me shit my pants regularly.
Wow!
Mexico got the sheriff.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, Triple Solaris.
It's too bad he plays at the weirdest fucking times ever.
Like literally the weirdest times ever, man.
There's gonna be some good RP, I think.
There's some good RP here.
What's up smokey says Randy Wangler Admiral pussy pervert and holder of pockets
You know smokey there's a
There's good days and there's bad days
Yesterday was not a good day make sure the 37 months smoky salaf plays bow vise
For those of you that were asking yesterday
Drop him a follow very very very good role player
Yeah. Yeah, yesterday was uh, was not, was not a good day.
There's a ton of court days. Yep.
Last four days were bad days.
I, you know, it's okay though, man. It's good RP, dude.
It's, it's good RP.
Cause we just really are just getting the dick, man.
We just can't seem to catch a fucking W on Raincler.
Despite, you know, so that's the most infuriating part.
It's like, it's like, I'm right. I'm right about all these things.
Like, I'm actually right.
But it's just not, it's just not working out.
Oh well.
Shit's not lining up.
Take it out on this guy!
Call X about the snitch thing.
Dude, I don't even have money to give the guy anymore.
That's the worst part, is like,
taking the money away from me actually fucks up my RP,
because I give it a lot of it to see eyes and shit.
The conflict is what makes it interesting.
Right there where the hell are you? I ain't done talking to you yet. Oh, I'm sorry, sir
I had to run outside. There was a cat in the dumpster
No, I shut the dumpster live you son of a okay
Finish what what it was the last thing that you said to the goddamn judge before you ran up, okay?
So this is what happened, okay?
All I all I did was I just wanted to clear up what she thought here say was
was. She said, do you want to argue? And I said, yes. Okay. And then and then she gave
me contempt contempt of court. One time. She said you got three times. Well, some other
things were said. What was the last thing you said? The last thing I said before I
went to prison, I, I, you know, told Lenny and copper goodbye. No, the judge ranked
it to the judge. God dammit to the judge. Yes, to the judge. There were a few different
judges there I think I said something along the lines of you know I'm gonna
take this to court sucking on those dick smartly I I said if she was gonna suck
out of his dick some more listen regular okay you don't understand you
weren't there everything was going his way he was allowed to just scream and
and talk over me the whole time. I- I wasn't able to finish a sentence without him saying something, and she didn't do shit about it.
Does he not have a warrant?
He did have a warrant! I don't- I don't even think he went to jail- prison for that, because I didn't even see him in there!
Heh.
So, wait a minute.
Heh heh.
Does he have a warrant right now?
Yes!
Heh heh.
Bring his ass, yeah.
It's gonna get thrown out, because he's gonna be like, I was already arrested and I got to walk out of the fuckin' courtroom.
So, wait!
Heh heh.
I guess he wasn't brought to prison though, so maybe it'll work
He still has a warrant on the MDW, right? Yeah, so we just didn't clear it. I was being arrested
There were two other cops there and I was being arrested I've never had a god damn deputy on my goddamn force
Be arrested regular you the first
Okay, I understand that sir, but listen and I get where you're coming from but it's not
If it was my fault, I would tell you
You should have been there
You talked to copper before you'd think about firing me or anything because she was even like
This is ridiculous and Lenny was there. It was his first ever Ben straw. We had to apologize to him
I say I
Mean it was it was ridiculous the way the shit. She was letting him get away with I mean she she
Convicted a guy of robbing a person and then in the same scenario same everything
Said that it might have been self-defense
I guess okay, but that's the person that he robbed and disarmed. I'm not mad ringler. Okay, okay?
Just disappointed. Oh, I am mad about the cat. I
I can get the cat the cat's probably fine okay well listen bring his ass to
justice and I'll forgive you for everything okay it's turning out to be
really hard to arrest these casino guys legally regular well yeah well you
Would what does that mean?
I'm just saying, I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's a goddamn Xcon.
Look, okay, you're not going to keep it straight with you.
All right, fine. That might be fair, but it's not my fault.
And I tell you what, sir, I was I was looking at our Constitution.
Have you ever read our Constitution?
No, I hadn't either.
But we in the First Amendment, we do have the right to freedom of speech
in freedom of expression.
Okay.
And I think that this contempt of court law is in,
I think it's a constitutional violation.
Because the way it's written, it doesn't really say,
it doesn't specify, you know, being disruptive is an attempt
to interrupt a verdict being given or a justice,
or, you know, delivering justice.
All it says is being a little mean in a courtroom.
Yeah, I don't even think I was doing that. She literally asked me if I wanted to argue when I said yes, I do
That's it. That's all that happened
You know, I think you should probably doesn't matter a constitution you should probably just
The constitutions will matters sweep that under the bragan forget about it. I can't do it, sir
Well, why don't you know what's not a little or whatever his goddamn name is super seeds
Yeah, that's a word because here's the thing if we have walls in place that are unconstitutional
Then how can I really go after auto?
Kill him. I'm just kidding maybe wink. No, I'm kidding
Okay
Well with that being said look I need my $15,000 back
Excuse me
What I need my $15,000 back
They find me 15 grand sir
Yeah
Yeah, well Jesus Christ them sir
It took me two weeks to make that kind of money
It's not me!
Regular!
Sir, you gotta trust- it's not me!
Okay, I'm not a mess, I got my shit together, it's them!
Uh-huh.
They're the ones fucking me! Okay, they're wrong!
Uh-huh.
So you're gonna concentrate on proving this judge wrong instead of bringing me goddamn criminal scalps?
Look, okay.
You're my superior.
Goddamn budget.
If you tell- I mean, okay.
If you- I'm not the asshole here.
But if you tell me to do one thing, you know, I'll do that. Okay?
I don't want to look at insubordination on top of contempt of court or anything
But right I do plan on talking to a lawyer as soon as I get this promotion into major crimes
Okay
All right. Ah, I am gonna sue the shit out of them
Let me ask you a real quick question right there. Yep
So you go for a major crimes, right?
Cuz you
Think yeah, you just went to jail. How you gonna explain it to the person given the goddamn interview. Oh wait what?
Me being in prison just makes me more able to think like a criminal. I know how they work a little better now
It's like when uh, you know you ever seen catch me if you can it's like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I see it's like that
Special skills now. How long were you in jail for?
90 months
I don't know what I'm doing.
90 months. You went to jail for
90 months and get a $15,000
fine. Yep. We don't know where
our cars are. They just vanished.
All right. Oh my god. You
have went to jail for longer.
jail for crimes that they didn't commit all the time I know
oh my god okay okay
alright alright look it's yeah
yeah what do you need from me Dave just tell me what you want me to do so I need
you to bring me criminals
somebody shit my pants it wasn't me okay
you want me to find out who okay
was you okay that's fine I'll say that you take the blame for that
and also bring some of these assholes
it's a god damn justice and we
god-dipped judges
and go to prison for ninety months
i'm sorry sir it will happen again this month
as a sort of crime any specific crimes you want anything in the county anything
just whatever
i know this place is filled with assholes
needs to clean some of those assholes up you get me
Okay, so you want me to
Yes
Take the heat for shit in your pants and clean up
Yes
Okay
I'm on, I'm on medication, I got from Mexico
For my blood pressure
Okay
Well it's cheaper down there, that's smart
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, we ain't got no insurance here no more
And we use it for
Wheels or some shit
Sword fighting lessons
You know
Swords
Oh, you just did it again
And it's called Laxante
Something
No, we was in his kitchen
Right. Oh my god
And I don't run up you guys, but a ringler. It's nice to see you, sir
Wrangler shit my pants wait what Wrangler? I shit in the triple spans
Dan
He's shut in my pants. He made some gravy in my pants. Yep
How does that make you feel triple angry?
Okay, I would like that blood pressure. Oh Jesus Christ. I gotta go back
I can go.
He's on uh...
Ray, Ray, give me more assholes, okay?
Okay.
He's on uh, Mexican blood pressure medicine.
Oh...
Wait, what?
He's on blood pressure medicine from Mexico.
It's cheaper to just go down there and get the shit then.
Yeah, yeah, just like that.
If you have a tooth problem, just go down to Mexico, you know?
Yep.
Yep, why not?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, so what's that got to do with him running to the bathroom?
I think one of the side effects is an upset stomach. Oh, right
What's going on? Oh, it's uh, well, I've been in prison. Yeah, I didn't hear about that. You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I
Definitely, you know feel a little more hardened now. Oh
Is that so okay, right? Yeah. Yep
Well, let's go get a face tattoo.
So yeah, how are we going to take down the casino?
Well I need to get the, uh, I- Listen, I just issued a warrant for the owner and a bunch
of his fucking lackeys, okay?
Right.
They're probably going to come after me and kill me now.
So we need to take them down.
Alright, I'll tell you what, I'll go run some traffic outside of there, see if I
can see anything.
Sounds good.
the good we're gonna we're gonna do this and you know what we need to go in
there's is in their pocket regular I know it's in there Dan relax relax I got
this interview with fucking divine to get into major crimes division okay let
me do that that'll probably tonight and then once I have that secured we can
start fucking up Andrews and then the judge when we put wait what judge the
Judge that gave me contempt of court for saying that I did want to argue.
Contempt brothers! Hell yeah! I got a contempt charge too the other day.
See? I knew it. I knew I wasn't the only one. I knew what happened.
Yeah, I said fuck in the court. I just said fuck after the court was over and I got a contempt charge.
What?!
Yeah.
What, Judge?
Uh, LeBar.
Oh yeah, you're fucked on that.
What did you really say what was the whole thing?
No, I was like this guy I can't remember. He's he said like I'm a bitch or something
What the fuck and then I got good for that did the other guy?
No, he was walking out. What the fuck? Yeah, how much time did you get?
I didn't get any time, it's $100 fine.
Oh, I got a $15,000 fine.
What the fuck?
In 90 months in prison.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
But, Bringlard, do you need to talk about this?
No, no, no, no, it's okay.
All I'm gonna listen, Dan, it's simple.
All I need to do is to bring up the entire penal code in question
and claim that a specific law could potentially be a constitutional violation
Violation and then get that changed. That's all I have to do. It's gonna be easy
It's oddly worded
Yeah, it's not it's not
It's all worded very well
It's once you're once the court is not in session. That should be a public place for free speech, right? Right
Exactly. Also, I didn't really even say anything that disrespectful
What'd you say?
Well, there was a issue where
hearsay came up during the trial
Okay, the trial went on she gave her verdict she banged the gavel all right, okay, and I said
I said I have a question
Do you really think that's what hearsay is and she said do you really want to argue with me?
And I said yes, and then she said okay contempt of court
And that was $15,000 in 90 months
Well that I got three that was the first one
Okay, what I mean would you do to get the other two? Yeah, some things were said
It I don't know I don't I can't recall
Okay, you know, you know how things get whatever it was
I'm sure that you were level-headed and you weren't you didn't say anything rash
you just wanted answers like a fucking respectable sheriff that you are and
Fucking lady was probably I don't know
Yeah, she was she was being she was being completely unreasonable completely. I'm sure I mean let's be honest
I mean listen everybody has flaws, but uh and that they throw contempt charges out like other candy
Yeah, I know $15,000 was more than half my fucking bank account
Yeah, that's kind of that's kind of insane. That's like a a lot of goddamn money
I can understand like $1,500 but 15,000 that seems excessive. Yeah, I
Think I'm married to Bo Vice now like I can understand that
Price range a couple months ago, but nowadays that's wait one second. Stay right stay right here. Don't move
Okay
Hey, could you give us a minute? Sorry, I'll only be a second
This is how I've always looked by the way, you know a guy named Doug Canada no, no, I don't huh
That just that just washed over me as you walk towards me. That was really weird. Yeah, you look you look
You look great, there ringler.
Thanks, I got this done in prison.
You look...
Bovice made me get this done.
Oh, what else did Bovice do?
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, when I was DLC, back in the day he was there.
Yeah.
He's not a kind feller.
No, he's not.
He's about 75 foot tall and he will break you in.
He he will break you in half. What do you what you guys feed that guy?
Man listen just jail food
All right, well look I tell you what I'm gonna go do a
I'm gonna go do a speed trap by the casino if I see anything
I'll let you know yesterday they beat the shit out of a guy
And dragged him out of the casino
So I guess we could we could charge him for that. That's lovely. Yeah, we could still
I just want to make sure you're in your opinion if I did everything right here
I had a 71 call at the casino, like on the casino.
I went inside, had no opposition entry,
so I was searching for casings and DNA,
anything that I could find.
Went up to the top floor, found nothing,
still no opposition, went to a floor
that I could just access on the elevator.
It was open, so I went there
and I announced myself like I always do.
I saw casings on the ground
and then some individuals came out
and Mr. Dean Watson came out
and told me to get off the property.
And I was like, well, there's casings and DNA here,
I'm not I'm not leaving now. You know, I'm trying to get you in custody. Everybody resists big-ass shootout starts happening
They shoot a couple officers, you know, I feel like I have a solid face. I'm just what do you think you did wrong?
No, you didn't so there you go
It's an open space. Yeah, the whole private property thing. I can shoot guns whenever I want it's like, okay, that's
That's an argument, but if you I found no opposition then you can't endanger people's lives
Yeah, you can just shoot a gun in a casino. There's thousands of people and also I don't
We might need actually need some laws
Regarding city limits because I know in most places you can't just fire a gun in your house and it's just fine
In a city limit you cannot discharge a firearm
I don't think we need municipalities. I don't know if we have anything that says that
But as soon as I find evidence of crime, I'm not leaving if you tell me to I'm gonna
Investigate yeah, you did good Dan. I wouldn't worry about it too much
It's just weird how the 71 call came up because it says
Racetrack on it, but the little icon on our GPS came up inside the casino like on it. I mean, so it's just uh, I
Can see them picking apart the PC there, but I think it's you know, I think I did everything by the book there
I wonder would the DA be defending the state? I guess they would huh? I need my own lawyer
there. Wait, what? If I, because I'm going to sue them for this thing. Oh hell yeah. Yeah,
the DA would be defending the state so I know my own lawyer. Like your like free speech was
just thrown out the fucking window there. Like I can understand if the court is in session
that is a right, you know, it's a court of law that right respectable. But as soon
as the court's not in session, therefore it should be a a facility just like any
other like here like at mission row you know it's an open place yeah it's a
whole goddamn thing gonna have to look into it Dan but I tell you what I'm
gonna get out there and try to jam some people up okay all right Dan relax okay
all right all right okay okay I know dude we're gonna get to the bottom of
just you know take it take it to be easy a little bit okay it's okay I'll let
you know if I get anything get auto I know what I'm gonna get is the food at
my front door pussy bitch chat who this man money what's for dinner well I just
woke up two hours ago so this is breakfast for me what's this say this
is such class Randy Wrangler action figure marketing classic Wrangler ocean
Wrangler prison Wrangler give me a break how long until Wrangler goes to
space yeah I know we've really jumped the shark with this whole prison wrangler
thing huh Austin's Jenner in full stream what's I'm streaming you know that first
wave of RP streamers that move down here really they really fucked us actually
no no they set the bar pretty low those guys just didn't stream for like a month
straight. I think Ziggy's still recovering.
Oklahoma City detective here.
Deputy. Yep. In light of recent events, we are investigating your whereabouts on
April 19th, 1995. Whoa.
You're imminent firing in close ties with one. Jordan Steele has us worried.
Okay, well, hold on a second. Hold on. 317. I'm 41.
317 mark E41 is 058, welcome aboard.
Thanks.
What the hell is this person doing?
317, I got, jeez Christ, I got a BMX bike person on a bike trying to go down the free
way.
Pull it over!
What am I supposed to be?
Pull it up!
What are you doing?
I'm gonna see if she's high on ketamine.
High?
Ma'am, I know that you might be tripping out right now, but I just need you to
calm down.
I'm high on life, not drugs.
Okay, all right, can you just face away from me? Yes, sir
All right, just face I need face away ma'am
Okay
Nice corn roads love the change. I just need you to face away from me
Just stop coming in front of me. Are you trying to look at my ass or something face away?
Okay, I need you to face me
All right. Okay. My name is Randy Wrangler. I'm with the BCS
So what are you doing riding a bike on a freeway?
What are you, some kind of psycho?
Well, I actually turned down the wrong way
and realized that too late.
There were two ways.
No, like I took a left up there
and then realized this was the freeway.
And I was like, oh shit, this is the freeway.
Right.
And I was gonna exit somewhere, you know, nearest.
Okay, so you accidentally turned on to the freeway yep okay have you ever done
any sort of weed products or weed jewel pods well weeds illegal so is that
problem I just need you to answer the question no now right now no have you
ever in your life I mean yeah like at the park I bought some okay so you could
have drugs on you right now no I actually don't mind if I took a look touch
my my body but sure what why do you think that because you're like making me
like turn around every time you got in front of me yeah that's for officer
safety so you don't stab me okay okay what is this oh that's for my glass eye
I have pains here now and now and again so how could you have pains in a glass
eye no no no not the glass eye itself like you know like my eye socket which
Which one is glass?
My left.
Pop it out.
What the... why?
Oh go on, pop it out.
How about you pop it out?
I'm not gonna go on your nasty eye socket.
It's not nasty.
That's not to say that I don't love getting in a woman's hole.
Because I do.
Well I don't know.
You could be into other stuff.
What? Like what?
I don't know. I got a drug addict on the freeway here with the glass eye. Stand by I might need a 77
You don't need backup
Okay, look ma'am. Okay. What's that other thing in your pocket that kind of looks like a modem? Oh
It's a VPN. Wait, what's your name?
Max
Hey, did I catch you on the seas with oxy and a VPN before?
No. Yeah, I did. On the freeway. What the fuck? No. Max what? Maxine. Maxine Farrell.
Don't you work at the strip club? Not all women work at the strip club.
Okay, but does this woman work at the strip club? No. I feel like you're a little sexist, man.
Why?
I feel like your manliness is a little high right now.
I feel intimidated.
Why can't I help that? You're the sexist.
You're the sexist.
You want me to be less of a man?
I want you to stop harassing me.
Okay, I'm not harassing you.
You're a drug addict with a glass eyeball.
Probably lost it at some sort of Pink Floyd tribute band concert while you were high on mushrooms.
on mushrooms. No, it was it was a it was grease. It was a grease accident. I tried
at us as a six year old, you know, fire, water. I was stupid, you know, what I got
in my eye. What melted it away, man, melted away. Your eye melted out of your my dad
couldn't afford one found one in the dumpster, you know, popped it in there.
I put a dumpster eye in you dumpster. I yep, that's what we used to call it
Before he died what did he die of?
Uh, he was a fat ass
Uh
heart disease
Oh, that's horrible, you know, that's the number one killer
And cops I think
What what
You think cops are the number one killer of what?
people
That cannot.
There's something to dispatch.
I'm met style.
That's what I meant.
What's the number one killer in America?
This woman's saying cops.
I'm saying heart disease.
I mean, come on.
That can be.
That can be a heart disease, right?
Or obesity?
Maybe obesity and related illnesses.
That's it for her.
Yeah, it's heart disease, not cops.
Don't have to look that up.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
So I got this woman.
She's high on oxy, and she has a glass eye.
She's riding her bike down the freeway.
I am not.
This feels like an actual police.
You're high on oxygen.
What did you do to your hair?
She blinked.
Oh, uh, both of us made me get this done in prison.
Oh, that's a prison.
Yeah.
For what?
For being a crappy cop, I think.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Oh, what the?
No, I'm on crack.
Contempt of court times three.
Holy shit.
Jesus.
I got five 15 grand.
Is that funny?
Alright, face away. You're going to- Oh, it's funny. Go turn up- face away. You're going to prison.
What the fuck? Why am I going to prison? I need to get out of here.
You can't have drugs on you.
What?
Do you have a prescription?
Who just carries prescription?
Do you have- do you have drugs on you, ma'am?
What do you mean? You just left the hospital.
How did I just- what? I didn't lose- what? You're confusing me, man.
I- you just turned out of the hospital.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
Yes, yes, yes, huh?
No, no, huh?
This guy is a sexist, by the way.
I'm not, I'm not a sexist.
Okay, hold on.
I'm not a sexist.
I am not, okay?
He was fondling...
Hold on.
I did not fondle this woman, okay?
Listen, here's the thing.
Wait, what did he...
No, no, no, no, no one here was fondled. Okay, look talking about putting this finger in my my my whole
She told me to pop I said pop her eye out if it's glass and she said pop your pop it in there for me
She said you can pop it out
Did not say that and I said I don't listen. Okay, this woman
All right, now that's not I would fondle her if it was consensual and we were in a bar
Okay, because why a bar?
that's where I do a lot of my that's where I do a lot of my grazing listen
the bull with the biggest balls eats first
oh yeah I'm actually going to jail or oh yeah come on come to the back of the
car can I go in your car instead no no this is my arrest come come I don't want
to come listen come I know I know can you guys search that bike what do you mean
you're no snitch if he if he follow you I know snitch what's no one was
fondled okay well I'm just saying if there was a following I know snitch no
One was
Okay, you know what I know
No, no one was oh shit
Yeah, she's high as hell
Good work everyone
Hey Spar, you a no funny cop joke?
What?
What's the difference between a police officer and a bull?
What?
When a bullet kills someone, you know it's been fired.
Hey, that's good!
That's a good one.
That's a pretty fucked up man.
That's good for a man.
I mean, it's a good one.
It's dark humor.
It's a fire.
It's like wine, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
I got a pretty dark sense of humor too.
Say it's dark jokes. You got one up. Okay, three guys walk into a bar and
You know, I can't it's too bad
So three guys walk into a bar all right
They all order three shots of Jameson
One of them is a crippling alcoholic and has five more shots, okay?
He drives home gets into a car accident and kills a small family
Okay, okay, and then
Someone calls the police and dispatch says sorry all units are tied up at a bank robbery
That's it right cuz that's cuz that's how that's what happens
What?
Is that is that what happened? Hey? Hey, I laughed. Can I go? No, you can go to prison
That's your joke didn't
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76 mission
Man, where'd you get this?
Listen, I tell you what I'll cut you a break
okay you want to break I would like to break you want to not go to prison I've
been there it's not good like not to yes yes okay where'd you get this oxy I
actually didn't get it from anywhere I got it from myself the fuck does that
mean what what do you just make oxy did you make this oxy what no okay where'd
you get this then mm-hmm listen I will drop all the charges I have right now
okay and you will be free to go and I'll give you $2,000 if you just tell
Tell me where you got this oxy.
Uh, those are all very tempting offers, um...
Yep.
Can I think about it?
Sure.
I just got it from a guy.
Alright, what's his name?
Dr. Phil.
Ma'am, Dr. Phil doesn't give drugs to young women.
He verbally assaults them on TV.
He definitely does give pills to women.
No, that's not what he does.
He's a doctor, what the fuck?
Can I have $2,000?
No, unless you told me where you got these drugs.
I did.
I actually did get it from a guy, and he was a doctor.
What doctor?
Doctor what?
Doctor what?
Doctor.
Doctor what?
Dr. Manier.
You're saying it, doctor what?
All right, I'm sick of playing these ass games with you.
We're not playing ass games.
I'm sick of fucking around.
I want the damn truth.
I'm telling you the truth.
Do I look like a drug dealer to you?
Kind of.
I'm innocent.
Come on, follow me.
You can walk.
I was just trying to do delivery, store deliveries.
All you had on you was drugs.
for the pain man
okay what were you trying to deliver
store deliveries
like what
i don't know what they put in their boxes
okay i have a feeling you don't know what you put in your box either when
you're high on drugs
what box
are you talking about my vagina? no
come come
come on
come
Come on.
Come, make, make, come on.
Ma'am? Ma'am.
Ma'am.
I forgot how to push a door, there you go, okay.
Yeah, cause you're all doped up on dope.
It was a heavy day when you came.
It was 3.05 a.m.
Okay, so here's the thing,
sales of drugs is a $5,000 fine.
Oh my God, I don't even have that.
Get in the cell.
Oh my god.
That's probably someone calling you for drugs right now.
Sorry, 44.
These doors are so heavy.
Okay, I'm just going to be taking your phone.
Alright.
Alright, I'm taking all your belongings and putting them in a bag.
You're so mean. I thought you were a nice cop, you know?
Why?
Because you had the nice cornrows and the cool mustache and stuff.
Okay, I am nice, but you admitted to being a drug dealer.
I didn't. I never did such thing.
You literally said I'm on my way to deliver these drugs.
I didn't. Okay.
Am I hard? You high.
What?
Are you high?
Listen.
Did you just eat a pill?
It's like alright, that's how I'm gonna write the report. So you're gonna be found guilty for it
What yeah, this is a
Police corruption, I believe a little bit
But you can end the whole thing if you just go ahead and tell me where you got the drugs from
I'm serious. I just got it from someone
You know who you got it from and unless you want to get pumped in the ass with fines. You're gonna tell me
They put that in your ass
That sounds painful
But I really don't know like
The person I got it from moved around so I don't know all right. Just tell me what happened
just
Someone just gave it to me man
Okay, that's fine. But what the fuck happened run me through these series of events
It was a long time ago
Like a week ago.
Okay.
I can barely remember this money.
Cause you're a drug junkie?
Nope.
You probably got some kids at home that I'm going to find.
I don't have kids.
With nothing in their crib but a Gatorade bottle and a can of tuna fish and a can opener.
That's more than some.
I mean, if you find me with this, I'm not, like, I won't have anything.
Listen, where'd you get the junk?
Oh, I worked out
What not the junk in your trunk the junk in the bottle the drug the drugs
um
Told you alright some guy just gave it to you what happened
Um, I was allowed to keep it
What allowed to keep it from who what that just run me through what the fuck happened
I'm confused. I don't know what you want from me. I told you I got it from a guy
Do you want right a time a day? Yes? Yes? Yes?
I mean, you can just go there any time of day, you know.
Go where?
Hospitals are 24-7, sir.
You did not get these from the hospital, Dr. Choi has told me that she never prescribes
these and neither is any other doctor.
Well, the doctor I must have gotten it from was an imposter.
He was very suss, so maybe I shouldn't have taken it from him.
You goddamn Zoomers.
Goddamn it, I hate you Zoomers.
You're all the only thing you're about is video game references and pills. That's all you fucking know
I feel I feel very violated here
All right. Look who's like
Where were you on the way to sell these drugs out?
I wasn't gonna sell those jugs. It was mine. I was using it for health issues or paying issues
All right, fine
Best of your idea.
I mean, you could have just sawed yourself in there in my pocket.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was busy fondling you.
You're doing that too. Can I have my knife back?
No.
Come on. This city's crazy. I need it back.
No, you're a drug addict with a glass eye. Why would I give you a knife?
What do you have against people that are handicapped?
Ma'am, a glass eye is barely a handicap. If anything, it's a cool party trick.
We'll be looking at on that pot
I'm looking at your
Looking at your criminal record. You have grand theft joy riding burglar burglary negligent driving
I'm pretty sure I arrested you before I don't remember what it is for. No, it was for the negligent
Driving you gave me a ticket because you felt like it
What were you doing?
Delivering to the stores
Oh, that right. Let me ask you something.
You think anyone down there delivers anything they're not supposed to?
Maybe.
If you're willing to work with me on anything, I will literally forget about this whole thing, but you gotta give me something. I'm sick of this guy bullshit.
Or I can just jam you up and pump you.
Why are you trying to pump me, man?
You're gonna get pumped!
Unless you're the only one that can stop the pumping!
Please.
Well, it's gonna happen.
You threaten me with pumping.
Yes.
I don't want to get pumped.
You're going to get all pumped up.
Okay.
Now just give me something.
And he, no, what the hell is you're going to prison?
That's it.
What? No.
You are going to goddamn prison.
You are goddamn going to prison.
I don't want to go to prison.
Come on.
No, Maxine Farrell, that makes sense.
Your hair looks like you are a feral so
Well, you look like you just became someone's bitch at the prison. So well, that is what happened
So you look like you have very good observation skills. So thank you. Yeah, well
Still love the mustache. I might be reading this wrong, but are you kind of are you coming on to me a little bit?
No, I can't do that because you're in custody and that would be if I was just not in custody would you be coming on to me?
look here's the thing okay this is what you need to know about me okay I'm not
gonna lie if you if things were different I would maybe be interested but
I got a dark secret you like butt stuff no I'm a sex pervert
I'm a sex addict I mean it isn't everybody no but I got it bad like
Like, uh, you know, I'll be, uh, at the beach and I'll see a woman and I'll be thinking,
man, what about, uh, what if, uh, I was sex and what if, what if that woman got a pump
and how are you a cop, man?
Well, hey, okay, I'm trying to open up to you a little bit and you're going to flip
it on me like that's what I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
that was rude of me.
I'm sorry.
No, that was rude of you.
And now, you know, I open up a little bit and then you, you know, now I'm, now I'm back and now I'm pumping the brakes.
Cause now I'm, now I'm, now I'm scared.
Don't be scared.
You scared me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I scared you.
Well, now I'm not.
Now you're really going to prison.
No, please.
You should have thought about that before you judged me.
You fucking glass-eyed drug addict.
No, no, no, no, I was just interested, you know, like I was wondering, man, how did that guy get a.
That is not how you said it.
You said, how did you get here?
Look, man, you said it like that.
Look, I'm in prison.
I was emotional, you know, like it just came off wrong.
You're not in prison.
I mean, I'm in jail right now.
I'm in a cell like it just it's intimidating, you know.
You offered me a hand job.
Yes, I did.
Are you still interested?
No, look, I damn it.
Look, maybe if things were different, OK.
Look, don't, don't, don't do that.
Because here's the thing, okay, if I stick my erection through these bars and you start
masturbating me, I would think that that's attractive and very handsome, but if my superior
saw that, I would be fired.
Yep, that does sound pretty bad.
Yeah.
I mean, I can always owe you one later, you know?
An IOU.
What do you mean, IOU?
You only owe the one I.
How many can you give out?
Thanks for reminding me.
Look, I thought we were past that.
Listen, I don't know.
Okay, I'm going to do this.
Here's my phone number if you have to report any crimes wink, okay?
Okay, is it a crime that I'm horny?
It should be because I'm a sex addict
It should be
Okay for sure copper's gonna be ready. Okay. Here's my phone number. Okay. Yep. I'm definitely gonna put that in my phone
We're still gay
Does this sound like a gay man to you?
come on man does this really sound like a gay man to you all right you are going
to prison so what what why listen I don't know how things work in drug addict
land but here in jail you can't just suck and fuck all your problems away I
mean it's a possibility well you can't all right I gotta write this report
know. Don't write in it. February 28 2021. Randy Wrangler came across a woman riding
a bicycle north on Los Santos Freeway period. Randy Wrangler started a traffic stop made
contact with the woman, comma, at that moment Randy Wrangler realized her glass eye period.
The woman went on to say how she does have a history of drug problems and could potentially
have some drugs on her right now, period. She went on to tell a gruesome story about
how her father took some water and grease and melted her eye right out of her head, period.
At that moment, realizing that she did have a eyeball disability and a traumatic past,
Randy Wrangler was able to determine that she likely did have narcotics on her, period.
Randi Wrangler asked the woman who was later identified as Maxine Ferrell if she would
consent to a search, period.
She agreed.
Randi Wrangler conducted a search of her person and was able to recover narcotics, narcotics,
period.
At that moment, she was arrested for possession of a controlled dangerous substance...substance?
There it is.
Period.
Chat, we don't fix these unless we have to, by the way.
Pinzone plus one arrived to the scene, and the woman started making claims of a fondling
occurring.
Period.
I'd just like to really stress here, at no point was anyone ever fondled at that scene, period.
The woman was then transported to Mission Row PD where she then was just begging to give
Randy Wrangler a handjob in the holding cells, period.
Randy Wrangler refused to accept the handjob as that would be very unprofessional and
not appropriate for a
Arrest her and arrestee relationship
period
good
Ah, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What was that?
What were you just doing?
I was just I was just chilling man. What were you doing? I was just trying to you know, like
see see what see what was down. Yeah, I don't know. That's it. You're getting a soul. I'm sorry.
You're getting a soul. I was just are we going to court? New paragraph. Well in the process of
writing this report and being distracted, Randy Wrangler noticed that Maxine Farrell
had attempted to unzip Randy Wrangler's pants and throw his penis in her mouth, period.
Fortunately, Randy Wrangler was able to notice what was going on before it was too late.
No- nothing happened with anyone's penis.
Uh, everything's fine.
No one was assaulted, but if I would have been a little slower on the draw, who knows what would have went where.
period good all right you're getting an assault charge you tried to assault me
earlier no no no it's in the report that no one was fondled and and they're just
gonna believe that that's that's pretty fucked up well Pinzone was there and he
knows you already heard him he's not gonna snitch but it doesn't matter
there's nothing to not snitch on no one was fondled when no one was fondled you
You just said it.
You tried to throw my penis in your mouth!
How is that even possible?
How can I throw penis in my mouth?
Well I'm sure if anyone could show me it'd be you.
Sicko.
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
I'm over here innocently writing a report and all of a sudden I gotta worry about
a disabled woman with a drug addiction taking my penis and throwing it in my mouth.
Look man, I'm getting anxiety in here.
What you gotta start sucking dick
What?
No, that's I was I was just trying to you know
See what was on the floor. I was looking around you know
Thought I might have seen this Skittle
Was a little hungry
Your hands were behind your head and your mouth was open like this
Wow
Yeah, no, no it was I was looking I mean I had to look man. I
Don't want to go to prison
Well, are you sure? I think you'd love it there
I was just trying to deliver stuff man. That's all I was trying to do. I'll try to be a good person
It looks like that you weren't trying to deliver stuff. Looks like you were trying to be the loading bay. You know what I'm saying
Yeah
That's pretty good, but uh, no
the unloading that whatever
look
do you want to take this to a bench now
hell yeah
all right
you assaulted me
you assaulted me
yes
i mean come on think about it did i
yes
you sure
yeah
all righty stop trying to grab me
Are you done?
It's not about the RP with Jordan, that's the problem.
What do you mean am I done?
Did I finish?
What did you?
No! Nothing happened!
See?
Nothing happened.
Well, okay then.
Except for you tried.
I didn't try anything.
You tried to unzip my pants.
And throw my-
I'm pretty sure you would have felt that.
Right?
Listen, here's the thing.
probably not I am such a raging sexaholic and I pump so vigorously and
often that below the waist I'm honestly numb most of the time so how do you get
satisfaction out of that come on talk to me fear also you're the you're the you
know you like to get a little rough what listen here's a thing okay like to be
slept around. No, I don't want to be stuck on. Oh, my, what? What
is that? What? I mean, that's a thing, right? You mean that's
a thing?
I mean, I'm not into it. But I mean, if you are, I'm not gonna
judge.
Listen, you know what I'm not into is women trying to grab my
member while I'm doing a report.
That was not what I was trying to do. I swear. I was
Looking for that skiddle that was just so happened near your car. God
We got Kyle
All right, face away from me
We're going to Ben's room
How much do I get for the the assault I'm not paying you money for that. Oh
No, I meant like out of my bank account not your I don't know
Can I be a cop I don't know maybe
You guys know what you paid though, right?
No, well we get fine if we fuck up in court
Will you go through the bars go through the door?
I'm holding it for you like a gentleman would you're not holding anything. I'm holding it. I'm holding it. I'm holding it. Come on
you come on yeah kyle it's the judge you said she listen I just got word from the
guy in charge of hiring just after this go to apply and say that to ready said
that that you could join the force okay is that your name no no that's the guy
in charge of all that isn't that not right what do you mean yeah it's not
right but it's but that's what he got so I mean they they allow you in the
force I mean come on I have a chance right I've never sexually assaulted a
person while being arrested that was in prison and it wasn't assault I was
forced to did you at least enjoy it oh my okay rice down what the hell's wrong
with you. Is that a youtuber or? That was your problem. Hello? Yeah hello? What? Yeah
what's your problem? No I didn't enjoy it. Look it could have been your cup of tea I
don't know I'm just I'm just trying to make conversation. No no no no no no.
I didn't really go on a court for this.
You wanted it.
Do I have to pay for this?
No, it's no extra fee.
Do you think I could still get a gun license after this?
I'm gonna specifically request that you don't.
That's pretty fucked up, man.
Because with your sexual appetite, who knows what you'd be capable of with a gun?
Well, you have a gun?
Yeah, but my sexual appetite is a disease. I can't help it.
Well, what if mine is?
Are you a sex addict?
I never went to the hospital to get that verified.
Well, then I guess maybe we should get Pixie in here.
Round two, here we go.
Hello?
You're over there.
What if I want to be right here?
No, you can't be, because you're over there.
But is that a role or something?
Yes.
Why can't it be the other way?
Right is right.
What?
Right is right.
What the hell are you talking about?
Like the right side, you know, our right side, right is right.
OK, if you want to stand next to me,
listen, I really wish you'd make your advances
when I'm off duty, OK?
I'm not going to lie, OK?
If things were different, I'd maybe
be up for a fondling this is my side this is my side this is my side no this
is my side nope I'm pretty sure this is my side this is my side nope they could
I think I even see my name on the desk right here so really mm-hmm who wrote
Cyclops on the desk that's pretty fucked up man you're fucked up you're
fuck that this is my fucking side this is my fucking side it's mine do you want
to fight over it yeah you probably want to tongue wrestle me over it is that a
thing what do you get these like ideas like you literally tried to take my
member okay you know what the judges here you're about to get it you're
about to get it you're gonna get it you're gonna wait oh I'm stuck I'm
actually stuck she won't go on her side you won't go on your side this is my side
go there on the other side lady yeah lady I'll go on cover you okay you can
hear the echo yeah I know well I can't what do you want me to I can't fix her
headset I could find her stream and offer to buy her a new one but I don't
know that seems kind of rude hey your shit sucks do you want a new one
I'mma send over the charges.
Uh, do you already have a report on it?
Just send me the report number. I'll just look at it.
Uh, I got it ready to go. I just haven't submitted yet.
I can just send it to you.
Uh, yeah, okay.
Is that his name?
Ellis?
What the fuck?
Hey, pentas a piece of shit.
Pentas a cunt.
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.
Ooh.
Yo, jukebox.
What's up, man?
Thanks for the 10 gift.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Very nice, serial assaults? Wait, what? Oh, shit. I didn't know this was a thing.
Hey, visual who commits.
Hmm, I don't have a look in that. Give me something to report.
I'm just going to read the charges as far as the content of the report.
I'll just let you give your testimony.
Yeah, my report writing has gotten a lot better.
Oh, yeah, I found out about this thing called dragon. Were you just talking it? It just writes it for you. Oh
Yeah, yeah, that isn't it isn't good when you're southern
non
They had all sorts of different accents and shit and one of the accents was teen
What is that? You just say like a lot?
They're just like like like like like like like like like
Yeah, I think it has something working like interpret dances to all right. Well, anyways, that's all I got you can communicate by dancing
I guess you can't do birds do that, right? Yeah, there's interpretive dances
Huh
What's this lady's name? This is Maxine Farrell?
We also might need a therapist down here. What she one of her defenses is she's claiming to be a sex addict and not my problem
Okay, misdemeanor possession of a control danger substance oxy slash myth. How do you plead?
What? I mean not guilty of course. Assault and battery. How do you plead?
Not guilty. Both of you put your hand in the air and point. Listen, if you're a sex addict,
you should know how to use your finger. Point in the air. Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help you coil? Yep. Yep. All right,
Mr. Wrangler, it's here. You're side of the story.
All right, so uh, give me a sayer.
I have a tater taught in my mouth. Okay, um, so I
was on normal patrol.
These goddamn chairs need to be just out a little more. Okay. I was on normal patrol and I noticed a bicycle
merging onto the freeway.
And I said, well, that's probably not safe and kind of weird.
But it's not really a crime, so I'm just gonna light them up and see what's going on. It's suspicious, right?
So, I get this woman off the bike, I ask her what she's doing.
She said that she accidentally merged onto the freeway.
And I said, okay, you know, there was only two ways to turn and you accidentally turned
onto the freeway.
She said, yeah, we talked a little more and she was telling me that she had a history
of drug abuse issues and drug use.
Unbelievable.
So I said, okay, do you have any drugs on you right now?
And she said, yep.
Wait, no, she said, nope.
I shouldn't have any on me.
And I said, okay, do you mind if I search you?
And she said, yeah, sure.
After I mirandized her and everything.
Wait, so let me stop you there.
She asked you if you mind if she searches you
and she said, yeah, sure.
I said, do you mind if I search you
to clear this whole thing up?
Because I suspected.
She said, yeah, sure.
She said, yeah, sure.
Go ahead, search me.
She does mind if you search here.
No, no, she said, she said, go ahead and search me.
Okay, I just want to clarify that.
Yeah.
This guy gets it.
Okay, so anyways, so she had oxy on her, right?
So I said, okay, well, you can't have that on you.
And she said, I got it, I got a prescription for it.
And I said, okay, where is it?
She said, I don't carry around prescriptions.
So I said, all right, well,
unfortunately, unless you can prove,
can excuse me, unless you can prove
that you have a prescription for this,
you're gonna go to jail.
I throw her in cuffs, pin zone shows up on scene, and she starts talking about how I fondled her.
And I just want to make it very clear here that there was no fondling at that scene.
All right.
Okay.
No one got fondled on that scene.
I asked her if I could search her for drugs.
She agreed.
So I did that.
Okay.
All right.
We go down to the cells and we talk for a little bit.
And while I'm writing that report, I'm close to the bars, and I'm buried in my MDW.
I put the finishing touches on the report.
Oh, she gets you at the second punch.
She was on her knees with her hands behind her head with her mouth open like this.
Like that.
Oh, that's not a suck. That's a donkey punch.
Yeah, and she was saying I was, she admitted she was trying to go for my thing.
And the whole time she was offering me hand jobs.
Unbelievable.
She said, do you want me to give you a hand job, all this shit, all of it?
So that's where the assault comes from.
Did you let her?
No, I didn't let her.
It's in the report.
It would be very unprofessional.
It's curious. That's it.
That's it. OK, lady.
You ready to give yourself a story?
She's going for Wrangler's lasso.
No.
So I was somewhat true.
He did pull me over.
And I thought I was near, more near the delivery area and turned down the wrong road and when
he pulled me over and all that happened, he told me to face away from him and I did, but
he kept like getting in front of me and he was like, ma'am, face away from me.
This is for my safety and he just kept doing it and I kept having to turn around and I was
like, are you trying to like, you know, see my backside and he was like, what, no.
And he just kept doing it and I was becoming a little uncomfortable.
And he asked me if I had any drugs on me and if I smoke weed.
And I was like, I do buy it at the Spencer in their part.
And I was like, I should I don't have anything on me right now, but he found my prescription
bottle for my fake eye, you know, my eye socket, I could play.
What?
What?
What?
See?
See you take pills for a fake eye. That's what I said. I said the same thing
You never have like occasional pains in like a
Area that you've injured like a broken leg or something. You're at her. You don't have one
I said the same thing you're on her same thing
Well, you guys have never experienced it so she said I happened to her when she was six
So I'm pretty sure it'd be healed
It would be healed, but it would still cause pains later. No, no, no, no, no. How'd you lose your eye?
It's a long story. It was a long story. It's fire grease splashing to my left eye.
Okay, so as a six-year-old I
Wanted to make my dad
Some fried chicken because he loves fried chicken. He's a fat ass. Who does it? Yeah. Oh
what everyone loves fried chicken well I'm a vegetarian so no I was making him
that and it kind of got out of hand fire started I got a question since your
vegetarian I've always been curious let's say like a like a chicken eats feed
which is organic and then shits out the feed and then you eat the shit would
That still be okay as a vegetarian.
Good question.
I mean, yeah, I think so,
but I'm not gonna do that.
You okay?
Let's continue.
I forgot where I was.
You said your dad was a fat ass.
Yes, that is true.
Okay.
Yeah, he's a fat ass.
So I tried to put out the fire
fire because it was getting out of hand with more water and then it got worse yeah
obviously it got into my eye not to the way you know my real eye and my left eye
and the grease milked your eye have you ever like it was it was a lot of grease
man like unreasonable amount of grease would you use a funnel and pour it into
your eye socket? Look, man, I was six years old.
How come your face is fine? Because I'm fine.
Yeah, but it just seems like if it went directly into your
eye, but it was very like it was kind of weird actually just
went like straight for the left eye. It was kind of unnatural.
So you get like a like a grease facial? No, because the
rest of her face is fine. My face is fine. It was that's
So I was saying it was kind of a natural way it went directly for the left eye.
Yeah, okay, let's continue with the pills in the eye socket.
Were you from there?
I think what we left up was I take prescription pills because of my eyeball.
Yeah, okay.
What else happened?
She called me a faunaler.
Yeah, because he was he.
Mr. Wrangler, wait.
I didn't faunal her.
All right, it's her turn to speak.
You had your moment.
You had your moment.
Is this the perv woman?
Yeah, this is perv woman.
I'm not.
He is.
That's just a place for a woman.
I can send you the full report if you want.
He's a perv woman.
I am a man.
And she said that I'm too masculine, you know?
Seriousness.
Well, yeah, he was like a mansplaining.
All right, let's consider Mr. Wrangler.
I don't want to hold you in contempt, but I will.
Come on, man.
So let's continue.
Well, he was saying that he was searching me,
but it was taking quite a bit of time.
So I was like, I feel very uncomfortable in this situation.
And then the two other cops came to the location.
And I was like, I feel like I'm being sexually harassed
here.
can I go in your cop car, like their cop car instead?
And they said no because it was his arrest.
And I was like, okay.
And we went to the jail house or the police station.
And he started writing up a report.
And I saw a skittle on the ground
and I really wanted it cause I'm starving right now.
And I got on my knees to pick it up and just then he put down the tablet and thought I was trying to fondle him.
She tried to go for my zipper.
No, no, she tried to she ever touch you.
No, but her hands were behind her head and she said that that's what she's trying to do.
How would I touch him if my hands were like, come on.
She tried to open up her zip my zipper with her mouth.
Okay.
Did you did you give him the right to search you?
Um, I said you can look and see if I have any drugs. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'm gonna back in over eight. Thank you
Can you we take all the fondling stuff out of the?
the transcript
There's a transcript
Is all that do we not have a transcriber?
Yeah, I think they're all today. Oh
Oh
Oh, did hey, did you hear any of that?
Good
What do you mean good you're going to prison you're going to prison you fucking fondler if we both go to prison
What'll happen then you're gonna beat me up?
No, maybe I don't know you know the yard's different
No
That was your situation that you just
But you thought about it.
Yeah, because you, it was your hypothetical situation.
What?
You just, you are the one that proposed it, so I answered.
I didn't propose to you at all.
That's good, a woman shouldn't propose to a man, that's...
What is, that another sexist comment there?
No, that's not sexist, I'm just old-fashioned.
How old are you?
I was born in 85.
Damn, you're old.
How old are you?
I'm only 21
All right, so when you were six what year did this did you lose your eye?
That's so long
It's a long time ago, man. Yeah, I don't know how to count
Math is hard the grease get part of your brain too
It was just
2001 2000
Wait, no
All right. Yeah, 1999. That's when I was born. So 2005, 2006.
Ma'am, I'm going to teach you basic etiquette. All right. You are standing behind that microphone
and screaming. You are just loud at 1999 birthday. I mean, we're in there deliberating. You're
just screaming right now. I tried to tell her a little bit. Just tone it. You're
here
sorry
we need you here
sorry
I told her
here
she said fuck the judges
I don't believe she said that
cause I heard everything she said
I thought you guys were a lot
you don't have to tell it down now we're out here
can you tell it back up
I thought you were
yeah further
now you can
can't hear you now
now they can't hear you
they can hear me
I'm yelling
okay
I'm gonna put this court back into session
you gave him the
head to search you so pc doesn't even matter so i won't even indulge the concept i'm gonna
find you guilty of possession as far as the assault and battery you were never physically
touched i know the attempt to uh touch someone oh f*** i can't
follow under the assault but not the battery but due into the nature of it dna uh what it
is i'm not even going to indulge it uh she never touched you i'm gonna find her not
guilty of that damn and uh time will find it comes with it let me just uh drop
the assault here that's so long it's seven months and five hundred and twenty
five dollars all right have her serve six point eight months but rounded up
okay seven months it is ma'am thank you for this appreciate it you're welcome
let's do it again soon no I don't want to do it again soon sure yeah
Yes.
Positive?
No.
Hey, I need to talk to you.
That was loud.
You're the wizard.
Tell me about it.
That's alright.
But let me just get her set real quick and then I'll be back out here, okay?
You're one of the wizards.
Alright, no problem.
Alright, ma'am, face away from me.
Are you cheating on me?
I'm not cheating on you because we're not in a good one more time.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ, that's so fucking loud.
Come on.
Little loud.
Fucking loud. You're going to prison. You're going to prison. No, I'm not they just said that I'm not
And they said you are you can always just go to prison. No, I can have cop stuff to do
Like a salt one I gotta figure out what's in this bag
And what's on this tape?
It's been sitting there for months. I just haven't I just keep forgetting about it
Probably proof that you assault women listen you actually assaulted me a souter
That's so long
All right have fun in prison sicko see you never
Called you see
Where the fuck did she where the heck did she go?
She went that way
Hey, if I were to sue the state would you represent the state?
Honestly with the parents on what?
Okay, well I got can contempt times three and I think that it was a severe violation of
Not only the charge. I don't even think the charge was right
But I also think that the way the contempt charge is written. I think it's a violation of the First Amendment
All right, so what we're gonna need to do is we're gonna need to speak to the Chief Justice
He's in that room right now. All right. Let's go. Oh, yeah. She right come on
Hey Kyle. Hey Kyle. Hey Kyle. How's it going? What's up? So I'm not sure if you
heard a bit of what happened yesterday but I just the DNA kind of wanted to go
over that with you. I only heard things through emails but nothing in person.
Okay so I got um held in I got contempt contempt times three yesterday and I
I got a 90 months and a $15,000 fine.
All right.
And you know, your honor, this whole thing started,
I know that you're a man of the Constitution.
I am?
You know, this whole thing started with,
during the trial, there was a disagreement
on what hearsay was, which is fine.
But after the judge gave her verdict
and after the, she said, you know,
court is out of session, all of that,
I simply asked her if she could clear up.
I asked her if she really thought
that's what hearsay meant.
Okay, I'll be honest with you, that's what I said.
Okay?
And to which she replied,
do you really want to argue with me about this?
And I said, yes, I do.
And at that point she held me in contempt of court.
Now, I don't think that that's,
that I don't think what I did is that, personally.
No, something like that probably wouldn't be it.
Okay. Well, that's what happened.
And then some things were said
and it escalated from there.
But that was the first count that was the first that's where it all stemmed from
Okay
What was the other thing
Well, I felt that there was some
I felt that it was a little one-sided so I did ask her if
Mr. Auto Del Mar would be receiving further fallatio
No matter where you go the concept of blow jobs follow you
What does that mean?
That woman got on her knees and put her hands behind her head
Okay
Miss da
Did you know that the ironic song by Linus Morissette every
Every situation she talks about wasn't even irony. It was just like coincidence
That's a good point. That's it. I you know, I didn't even think about that
Yeah, that's good observation skills there your honor. Thank you
So what what's your biggest problem?
Well
Your honor, I think that like I said, I don't think that that first charge
was contempt of court at all.
She simply asked me if I wanted to argue about that
and I said, yeah, I did.
So I don't think that's fair.
If anything, I think that she entrapped me.
Honestly, I think that she did.
She can't ask me if I want to argue.
And then when I say, yeah, I do say that it's illegal.
That's not fair.
That's actually entrapment.
It's not.
So this and that's kind of a question
so that you rethink your current behavior.
Well, uh, well, were you there, Paige?
No, no, she wasn't.
I have no idea what happened.
Just saying that, you know, I'm going to get, I'm going to get the judges out of the story,
although the, whether they give out contempt, that's their discretion.
That's their, you know, they have the authority to do that, whether you agree with the
reason or not, or whether I agree with it, honestly, I ask a question about contempt.
Can judges just give it out as long as whatever happened in this court or is it well, if Pace
is actively in session or what's the general government on that?
Contempt to court, you got three different types of contempt, okay?
You got one contempt which is you insult the courts and that can be whether the court
is in session or not in session anytime you're in the courtroom because if you
You can only get contempt if court was in session.
Literally everyone that's ever lost in a case will kill a judge to go fuck themselves as
soon as the case is over.
Because I could.
That happens all the time.
Yes they do.
And they get contempt.
It's literally the definition of contempt is insulting the courts.
So as far as that, that's one reason that you get contempt.
The second one is disobeying the court order and get contempt for that.
And then the third one is criminal contempt and that's like threatening a law enforcement
officer or a judge during the court trial.
Well neither of those things even happened.
All I did was ask her if she thought that that's what the definition of it was.
That's it.
Well, I mean legally per se, you know, if she felt you were insulting the court, she
could charge you with contempt.
But like I said, I'll get her side of it.
If what you're saying, if the conversation you're saying happened with the first
I don't think you say in hey your honor. I don't you know, I want to discuss this charge. I don't think I didn't say it like that
I'm not gonna say here and jerk you around. I didn't say it like that. I did say is that honestly what you think?
Do you think that that's what?
Here say is
That's another thing, you know, this was a bench trial and I was trying to bring up
You know witness statements that I took on scene and even what these guys said that were here and were able to
to you know their their statements and it and she said it was hearsay. Also, yes I know what
hearsay is it's essentially reciting something that someone said they can't be contested or
cross-examined. Very well. Okay I understand that but from all of my experience in the city the
standards for bench trial have been significantly lower than an actual trial. All right but all
All these statements, it was under Miranda and half of them were from the defendants
that were in the courtroom.
All right.
So the statements that were from the defendants in the courtroom, that's not hearsay, but
they're only can contest if they wish.
Yep.
I know.
I know this.
Okay.
So if somebody's Miranda rise, that keeps the thing they say being used against them
in the courtroom.
That's only for them that has nothing to do with witnesses and stuff like that.
And as far as hearsay, a Bench trial is just a,
it's the same thing really as a regular trial,
except you're sent in before a judge
and you're one on one with the judge.
But as far as a limitation of witnesses,
if you can't be cross examined
then it's always gonna be hearsay because-
Is there certain laws with victims?
Well, there is.
That's why they have sworn affidavits.
That's what I was getting to.
So basically, you know, if you can't get that witness in the courtroom, what you can
do is, as you can tell the judge, look, I can't, this witnesses can't be here.
We'll say very well, then just go ahead and send them and they'll pull it later because
this trial can't happen because this trial would be a mistrial if I let it continue
because the witnesses aren't here.
So that's, yeah, that's my grip at the whole thing is her whole ruling was that,
You know, we could, there could have been more from that there was more testimony needed.
So in my, anytime I've ever ran into this, it's been mistrialed and filed on the docket.
Right. Well, see, that's the thing. So you can, the judge can know that that is the
case and they can go ahead and say, put it on the docket.
He's agreeing with me.
So they can just drop the case before the mistrial.
Right.
The other avenue you could do is if you can't have the witnesses there, you could
always not going to rest him for it but just give the charges over to the DA and
the DA can go and put them on the docket and then once it's on the docket
is he yeah I get it you guys want to see the L I understand I get it I get it
guys I've never seen in my chat I understand I get it yeah I mean looking
back on it I guess I I should have just had it filed on the docket but I
I also think that the judge could have easily just have if they really felt that that testimony was going to
Change the verdict. I think that you know, she should have mistrialed that and
Said to appeal. That's usually what always happens
Yeah, it's I mean I personally would have said put that shit on the docket. Oh, wow
No, he's not agreeing with you
So I'll have to talk with the other who was the judge?
She's one of the newer ones
Judge I forget her name. She's one of the newer ones whether whether she have a pony tail that she have short brown hair
What are some of the explained it? I all look the same to me
Hey, oh, what are some of the judges names that are can't you just did you say that you heard about this in email?
It's not Katya one of the newer ones and you said that you heard about this email right over email
Yeah, yeah, let me look me look no
Okay, I know it is. All right, I'll talk with that judge and we'll see when you get to the bottom of it.
I also, there's a couple of other things I wanted to point out if you don't mind.
Okay.
I guess at this point I would, this is, am I allowed to put in complaints because I really feel like she's way off.
Sure.
So the co-defendants were questioning each other?
It's so long.
Is that legal?
Yeah, so in a bench trial, basically the judge can orchestrate however they want the
question to go.
Right.
Okay, so that's fine.
But they still have standards they have to go by, meaning that you still can't accept
testimony from someone that you'll hear say from someone out in the courtroom.
Okay, so the defendants questioning each other, that's okay, but any sort of hear
say, not okay.
Well, sure.
Like, if you would have been here, I mean, I personally don't like it to happen,
that she wants to do that she can because it's her courtroom and she was
to run a bench trial that way because this trial doesn't have a it doesn't
have an actual procedure set up.
Okay.
So would scope matter?
Uh, actually we're going to be getting rid of scopes.
No, not really.
What?
Yeah.
We're all going to make it so scopes only usable on the defendant.
And that's it.
Okay.
Okay.
So the law is being changed and it was used in this and I wasn't aware of it.
Well, this has been something we talked about for a while.
see the problem is is if you've got people they're like, they'll go closer like,
Hey, I want to call it Steve, right?
And then Steve will come up and they'll ask Steve 10 questions.
And then see, we'd be like, all right, I'm done.
And then the other attorney be like, well, I want to ask them one question,
but the scope won't let me.
So I want to put them on the recall list, Steve has to wait for three hours.
Oh, so you're trying to speak things long.
There you go.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
I wasn't aware that the law was being changed, but that's a wrangled
to pick in the L. This guy thinks that this character's name is Wrangled.
It'll be a fact, though, but I'm going to get in and try to get the director found
decision on whether or not.
Yeah, it's a still thing.
But see, let's let's say, hypothetically, you had another officer there with you
during the court case.
If you wanted him to ask you some questions and she was allowing the
defendants to question each other, then, you know, you could let them.
Why wouldn't you? No, no, no.
I said seven fishing licenses, please.
I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there.
another i don't know you might want to look over this whole case because
she went ahead and uh... you know convicted this guy
of robbery but then turned around and said that he was acting in self-defense
when he shot down the people that he had just robbed
what he says this is last night
he robbed the self-defense
and who was there
he robbed no she convicted him of robbery
so he robbed himself defense
he
He attempted murder and self-defense of the people that he just robbed
In the same
same thing
Also auto straight up admitted to hearing gunshots in the courtroom running outside and then just gunning people down
And she said yeah, that's fuck it. That's sand your ground
Yes, so she she robbed us up the fence
or he did
No, no because he didn't say that he was like he wasn't he didn't even say that he just
You're explaining to me, like, you know, he robbed a person and then it's into the murder
room.
But the whole argument is it self-defense.
So he robbed and self-defense.
I guess so.
I guess he committed robbery and self-defense.
That's not a thing.
Yeah.
Yup.
Yeah, it's not.
I don't know.
I just, I know that, I know that this judge works closely with the mayor and I, the
mayor and I aren't on the greatest terms right now.
I really think that there's a bit of bias there. That's the only explanation. I can come on this
Don't talk about our fellow judges like that. Why why not?
I'm just kidding say what you want. Oh
He's actually doing a complaint right now. So he has the freedom to have a side. Yeah, I mean none
It doesn't make sense
You know the whole like I said the the contempt thing. I don't think you know, I was I
Don't think that that's what I was doing at all
um
But uh, technically we're still in the courtroom. So we could hold them in contempt. You could hold me in contempt right now. I know
Luckily for you though, it's my discretion
That's another thing. Do you think there might be some sort of first amendment violations with the way that charge is written?
No, you have the freedom to speak but you don't have the freedom to yell out in the courtroom
So the personal interest from the government sounds right here. It doesn't protect you in like any situation you want to talk in
That's kind of a misconception about the first amendment
Yeah, but I mean if court's out of session and there's no verdict or justice being delivered then it's just a public space at that point
Court taked over to the judge in the court room
No, that's that's correct. Why does she literally say court is now adjourned?
But that's, Tom, about the trial.
So, the thing about you
Once you step through that double door, you're in the courtroom of ours. This is like a sacred ground at our discretion
The thing is, court isn't just the proceedings. It can also include the room, the judge. You
can disrespect the judge and then by disrespect the court. It's not just the case itself that's
poured. It's kind of an abstract concept.
Oh, oh.
Okay.
Honestly, if what you said about the whole blow job thing is true, the fallatio, I mean,
this was outside the city your whole life to be ruined that bad to be taken away
that's not true your kids would still be trying to uh... recover from the damages
you get to their lives
schedule is called me a loser and i would really imagine being such a loser that
you want to see someone lose so bad he personally though that way so so you
got a
well he said it uh... contempt charge after the the trial or something
she and i asked her a question she asked me a question i answered and then
she said contempt of court and i got
i got five fifteen grand
no much fucking money that is in this economy a lot of money holy crap
i got five fifteen fucking grand
budget though
i mean
technically that's that's within
uh... the judge's discretion
for me contempt is more of
pure disobedience during an actual trial
but you know
uh... they do have that right
Yeah, I mean, I try to say to people like, look, you might not agree with a judge.
And if you don't agree with it, you could go talk to another judge later or try to get to the bottom of it.
But the one thing you don't want to do is piss that judge off because while you're inside their courtroom, they can fuck your world up.
I mean, honestly, it was relatively civil until she gave me the first content charge.
Like I said, did I come at her?
Did I come at her slightly aggressive?
Sure. What I said was, do you really actually think that's what hearsay is?
That's what I said.
And she said, do you really want to argue with me?
And I said, yes.
And then she fucking she said, OK, five grand, 30 months.
So normally what we like to do is like if they if they
want to have any questions about the court case, we don't like it.
Say it out loud.
We like the person that come up to the podium
when we can whisper and talk about, you know,
what what issues you had.
So, you know, we never the reason why we stopped
doing the whole yelling after is because people started yelling
immediately after the verdict out loud because they went happy
with a verdict because it didn't go their way.
And then it's sort of trickling into people yelling halfway into the verdict.
And then they got to where we could even give a verdict without people yelling.
So that's so long.
I mean, well, I mean, she could have.
I feel like that she could have at least
yeah, asked me to approach and talk about it or just told me to fuck off.
And I would have.
But instead, what she did was say, do you want to argue with me,
which I took is an open.
Do you want to talk about it?
What the fuck? How the fuck else am I supposed to take that?
Gotta be careful what you're judging, I mean personally I told you to go fuck yourself, but
And that's fine, but she asked me, do you want to argue with me?
And I said yes.
What the hell, how else am I supposed to take that?
Uh, you take it on the chin and wait till she goes out of the courtroom and then you
can yell at her.
But she asked me if I wanted to argue with her.
And you say no, your honor.
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
Because of the way it's said.
What?
It's a courtroom!
Exactly, you know everyone's supposed to be respectful in theory
I don't think I was that's what I mean
I don't think I was being disrespectful and like I said this whole the whole case seems like there's fuckery to me
I don't know how you can hear gunshots run towards them start gunning people down and get off on self-defense
That's I don't know nothing about the results of the case
Like I said, I only think I heard about was the things afterwards so now I have to talk with her
I mean if the whole thing about you know robin in defense end of the sound right at all
But you know I guess I'll have to get her side of the story
You know as much as I would love to take your side of the road
I didn't she didn't hear that I was whispering made that that lady right there said fuck the judges when we she clearly didn't
So I'm not gonna take your always trying to start threats by police. Yeah, you're always you guys your cherry picking
Okay, that sounds good. Well, if you want to get into a situation where you know we can all meet
That would be great. I don't know how you want to do this, but I'm open for that is what I'm saying
You're okay. Yeah, we'll work something out. Okay sounds good
He's I appreciate you coming up heaven and I'm a hoji you can tell okay
Thank you, sir
Have a good day. Hey, you can't sue me or us because we're doing judicial immunity. Yeah, that's that's pretty wild to me
Yeah
1101
You know just cuz he was trained by the police to do something doesn't make it legal you realize that right?
You also do you realize that?
Also, he didn't disarm them and say hey wait the police are coming
He took his weapons and his ID and said get the fuck out of here
That's a robbery and money. Yeah money, but I don't like to get into that since that's kind of a mechanic thing
I didn't like how you never interrupt the judge. She said you were every time. I know
Auto definitely got the way longer leash there, but I don't know it sounds like
There's no way Kyle doesn't look at it and be like okay. What the fuck happens here?
Cuz like I said, I mean
You guys realize you can't hear shots run towards it and just start shooting people right?
Like you can't you can't fucking do that
10k Wrangler yep, and only only 2k drama hoppers
Which is crazy you would have think that I pissed off racers or something
yeah 2k reddit heroes that are trying to prove their point about our RP
court with Google pacing IRL case laws for some reason after all this time
people still don't realize that it's different I understand why it's not
about the RP was Jordan that's the problem. Yo Eric, thanks for the 5, appreciate that.
Just do my thing yeah with the hearsay of the victims I get but I was
literally trying to if you guys remember I was literally trying to
say what they told me on scene and the judge was saying that was hearsay like
that that actually happened it is dude we just went over it if they're in the
courtroom it's not fucking hearsay we just went over that you guys if they're
in the courtroom to contest it it's not hearsay we're talking about the
victims I've let it fly it's I brought it up before and they've let it fly
But like I said with with shit like this that has this many
This much evidence and witnesses and shit. I'm just gonna start telling the fucking
D8 to put it on the docket man. I'm not gonna bench trial that kind of shit anymore
Can't get a loan for the rancher. No, I'm gonna get my fucking money back from the state 15k is actually ridiculous
Especially like the first thing like this is this is literally what this was what was said
Are you really gonna argue with me yes, I 100% am arguing with you right now
Wow how disrespectful how fucking dis how fucking mean that deserves $5,000
Jesus Christ
Ryan jail criminal scum the outrage I know I
I know it's nice to have some new pentahaters though I was getting sick of the same old ones
it's a red light it's a local I mean pop if you have haters true true true hate wrong yeah
there I know it's mostly new fans so that's pretty cool it just gets annoying like people
that are brand new to watching RP like saying how shit's supposed to go down and no pixel
core because like it's it's not it's it's not real life you know unicorn running towards
Legion Square right now currently running east or correction was fun what's I'm losing
eyes
still going no wrong behind the houses right now next time you know to give them a year
outside of the courtroom. We'll see. I honestly think that the whole thing is
gonna get, I think it's gonna get mistrialed. I really, I can't imagine
Kyle's looks at any of that verdict and thinking that it's right. You can't rob
someone that claims self-defense. Like you can't, you can't claim self-defense
That's the commission of the FESK.
Is the casino even open?
It doesn't look like it.
The weapons license not being removed?
Yeah.
I should write that down.
Reason why I hate the judge.
Didn't remove 10K and repented weapons.
This is my block of drugs.
after getting convicted of armed robbery.
10K Andy, listen boys.
It's been a long time coming.
I mean, this is a quality stream.
It's a quality stream here.
We got a staple characters like Jane Obama
and read the shirt guy.
Yeah, I bet that I can.
Here's the thing.
This is also what I was thinking.
If I sit out here long enough, I bet I can get a picture of them beating the shit out of someone and dragging them outside
All I do is yell at my viewers
They like the abuse I don't yell at my viewers I yell at pleb hoppers
Which it's our it's our it's an rp chat man. You kind of have to point out how stupid they are
I mean these are this is this is the same audience that thinks that you can rob someone then shoot them down in self defense
I mean, what am I supposed to say to these these people? I don't know
No, I don't think new viewers know how VIP works in here.
Y'all my viewers too?
Yeah, just the pleb ones.
If someone doesn't give me money, why would I care?
Yo, Eric, happy birthday, man.
Yo, Knife, thanks for the 32 months, baby boy.
Cheese bastard, is that Ronnie?
Thanks for the brand new...
Primesub.
There are a lot of good stories going around.
What? That's not even funny.
This guy's telling weird shit all the time, dude.
I don't want to tell you guys that I love you because I don't have an only fans to promote, all right?
So I just think that's off-brand for me
All right, so that's I could I'd be down for
The problem with the only fans is like, you know
What am I gonna do man? I'm gonna insult people in rp
And like you like you're a stupid bitch, but then there's just a picture of me standing in a mirror
with my like one fucking ball and my dick hanging over an empty half-sack
that's just floating around the fucking internet
and then I'm supposed to RP as a tough guy
you can't do it man. Some things you just can't come back from
you know what I mean? There's some
some things you can't do and it's just any sort of like
reputation or credibility it's damaged you know
it's just the way I only have one ball yeah I had cancer
I'm a tough guy. Me? No.
Uh, Jordan Steele and Jane Obama, yes.
So donating to me is essentially the same as donating to a cancer charity, just so you guys are aware.
It's pretty much the same thing. Basically, I can do an only fan insult page.
Get a fake nut? Bro, they asked me if I wanted to prosthetic, it was 10 grand. I said,
I'd rather have 10 racks and one ball fuck that take the money no shot plus
I mean it makes your dick look bigger too with the only with the only one ball
you don't got all those balls in the way you know 13k couch yeah I can sit on
the couch I the prop the prosthetic ball was one size I couldn't it's like the
same size yeah I couldn't sit on that shit 10k you'll give me one of your
real ones yeah I probably could have gotten a real one for less than 10
game what's the couch brands it's a restoration hardware it's very nice
you guys see that car speeding oh man yo you guys really want to see people
mold I haven't even given out any public intoxication tickets yet those
Those are good.
Uh-oh.
Contact.
Not like a Buffalo Bill type thing?
Hello?
Hello?
How's it going sir?
Hey, how's it going Randy?
Randy?
I'm Randy.
How are you sir?
I'm doing great, doing great.
Great.
You have an idea boss?
Nice to meet you Mr. Randy.
Uh, no I got to talk back up if I can show you my IT through the phone, right?
I got my documents.
Sure, that's fine.
That's okay.
Uh...
Just you two in the car then yeah, okay. How's it going there passenger?
Good Rami is that you?
No, okay. Who is that over there? You see that boss? Is that not that kind of is that not
Yeah, okay, all right, that all looks good. Okay. All right
Okay. Well, the reason I got stopped is it looks like that you ran a couple red lights there
Really? I'm so sorry boss. I'm late for what okay. Where do you work?
her cuts I went with the father and the dex okay yeah I got some deliveries you
know drop off you're like uh scissors yeah and super late looks like you could
be doing your job here given Ramya haircut that shit is fucked up
fucking beard dickhead whoa whoa whoa what the hell's your problem man you
You can fix my hair. You started it. It was just a little joke. The fuck
The hell's your damn problem you're the one who's coming at me. Well now I'm angry and I'll be back
It's 317 I'm out 1038 with a stolen vehicle could I get a 77? I'm
I'm uh... I'm on integrity way eastbound.
Copy, 45, Shoddy, 76, 1038, 1419, sir, be safe, all clear.
Dispatch, 221, 1076, Mr. OPD, 11095.
That is exhausting.
It's going to be, uh, I got into Mr. Randy Bolden, Rami, in the car, and Rami's very
agitated.
They're showing you in route 1423.
Copy, 65, Shoddy, save traffic at 1424, sir.
What's your 20 ring there?
Southbound on Ulta, just south of the construction site.
So I'm on integrity in Ulta.
Oh my God, Reaper!
Whoa!
Yo, what's up man?
I feel like it's been a while, thanks for the 500 bones!
God damn!
Out of nowhere.
Alright, I'm just gonna try to get this guy out of the car.
No need for felony stop or anything.
I feel like those normally don't work anyways.
Anyways
Okay, mr.
Well, I just get you to step out of the van for me
Well, it is coming back as stolen sir, I hate to inform you
Yeah, I don't know if they you know if that's the case
You know we can get it figured out, but I just need you to step out of the vehicle right now
All right, nothing crazy. We just talk about this rate. Well. Yeah, we'll talk about it
You gonna put me in cops no
Yes, you are
Robby why are you panicking over there who's panicking you are freaking out and honestly you're starting to scare me
I'm starting to feel a little worried about my safety
I'm starting to not feel safe over here
Okay, mr. Bullen, you just step out of the car
You say me the car is not you can't just pull it. I'm not running or anything
I'm just saying I hear you my vehicle well
Just pull up that because he actually runs her thoughts well see the problem is it's not coming back to decks, so
Oh, you know why because he probably rents out the cars, okay, so let me ask you then let me ask you yeah, did Dex give you this
Yes, yeah, okay, right now. I'm just gonna read you rights right now
You have the retro man silent and you say can it will be sketchy cool
You're the rich attorney if you cannot afford on the one will be provided if one is available. You understand your rights
I do yes, so Dex gave you this van
He did yeah, and what did he tell you to do with that?
But there's some deliveries in the back. I just need to drop off like scissors and shit
Okay. All right. Um, do you have dex's phone number?
Yeah, I do actually
Army's on it
That's six two eight. Yeah. Yeah one second. Go ahead six two eight
Five one seven three one five one
All right. Thank you
All right
Can I get one of you guys just go up there and just to keep an eye on them while I'm calling Dex?
He's saying that Dex gave him permission to drive this van, so I'm gonna call him try to get to the bottom of that.
So if that's the case
then we can probably get
Dex on a
more serious charge.
I'll have to see.
It's like he's not answering.
So we'll have to get them out of the car and see what's going on since he's not around.
All right, he's not answering so we're gonna have to get them out of the car
You know, all right, so unfortunately, he's not answering his phone
So I just I just gotta get you out of the car right now and you see what's going on. Okay
It depends if you know if you guys don't have anything on you
And there's nothing in the van then yeah, I just I gotta figure out what's going on
Okay, so right now. I just need you guys to step out of the vehicle for me
I don't stand away. Why would we get potted down in search?
Could you just step out of the vehicle for me, sir? No, I'm asking a question. Why would so right now?
You're saying the decks gave you this car. I can't verify on the van is okay
I would tell you what I would love to answer a question if you just give me the opportunity to do it
I go ahead good. Okay, so there's so the car isn't coming back to decks decks isn't a guy
He's not answering to verify so right now. I just need to get you guys out of the car and see what's going on
Can you remember how we did the buck star shit, right? Can you if called decks well later time?
And if you could take the car so the thing about the bug-star stuff was you actually were committing fraud
So that's not the best example here
Okay, so if you guys could just step out of the vehicle
Gotta get out the van sir
Going for cuffs come on now
Oh shit 317 will be secondary on this gonna be taking a right hand turn on the low power
It's gonna be a gray Huracuts van two times occupied Randy bold and Rami El ramen
Taking a left hand turn on to pillbox
he's found
The goal is driving into oncoming lanes of travel
Northbound now on Elgin passing pillbox medical
three of us in the chase here, so uh
Think we're good as far as cars go
Uh, taking a left hand turn on to power, upper power, southbound.
Is it new hoppers time?
Yo, I just- listen, people that are new to my stream, I'm so fucking sorry man.
This shit sucks dude.
I don't like chat when it's like this, I really don't.
I like my normal funny chat.
Uh, I'm sorry.
This shit kinda happens sometimes, people that are new to R&P.
Yeah, sorry, we're westbound on the Spoochie.
You want me to take secondary?
No, no, it's okay, I got it.
Um, we are southbound on, uh, Power, I apologize.
Taking a right-hand turn onto Adams-Apple, westbound.
Oh, oh!
Okay, uh, we are now passing the Ulta Street Apartments, northbound.
About the vehicle's gonna flip there for a second.
Reaper, thanks for the 500 bucks, baby!
Continuing northbound Ulta.
Why didn't you try that?
Vehicle appears to be flying.
Okay, we're gonna be northbound on the Ulta now, passing the construction site.
Gonna be taking a right hand turn onto occupation.
Passing the old courthouse now.
Keep forgetting it's the old one.
And a right hand turn onto Ulta, or pardon, Elgin, southbound, passing the hospital.
We're kinda just doing a giant circle through downtown right now.
Vehicle stopping.
two out they're going to be getting into a car box that car box that car
all right so they switched into a uh salt gray sultan gonna be northbound on uh
elgin permission to pit this car when safe it's a second vehicle any
spears available left hand oh Jesus christ yeah what do you need
Uh, so they switched. We're in an activity. They switched to a faster car. Permission to pin it when safe.
It's, uh, like, second party.
Eagle, uh, standby.
Uh, continuing in the Rockford Hills area.
Eagle's gonna be headed westbound down Boulevard Del Maro.
Gonna be taking a right-hand turn on the, uh, golf course.
We are north now on Dorset, passing the golf course.
taking a right-hand turn on to North Rockford Northbound 412 secondary continuing
north on North Rockford Drive fast-forward center entrance you're going for a pit
up here taking over secondary Northbound Route 68 they're gonna be Southbound
they just cut off the road westbound I see them they're continuing on route
68 westbound we only get some nose on here oh I see good continuing westbound
around 68.
Come if you can.
And there goes $3,000.
Lose all my money in court.
Loose half of it in court the second half.
And a chase.
And rest of C.I.'s.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it definitely costs less to get into a chase, but...
Dude, just say fuck it.
It's not very gnarly.
Uh, time to catch up.
Eastbound West Bidget Boulevard passing the construction site next to power.
Crossing over power.
East south on Elegant.
Turned the Econocent freeway passing the BU.
Transitioning out eastbound, Innocence.
Right south on Strawberry.
That is Faley.
Mary Vizosa says south on Strawberry.
Ah, yeah, I'm still time to catch up.
Positioning out south on Davis.
Going in to Kinning South on Davis.
that loop sack around so that's how you win boys you'll have to chase long
last rung and long enough till everyone crashes the south side again damn I
thought that that shit was fixed when they removed that fucking dealership
down there yeah that spot is scuffed I mean if we can't RP in the VU they
might as well just take all that shit out you know yeah I know who two of them
Obviously it's an easy warrant, but you know they probably got a lot of shit on
them. I drove into the ocean. No. I drove close to the ocean. Built a van. That's
true. I should probably just go secure the van unless someone else took it. We
We also have a reason to detain decks now, so we'll see if that works out for him.
You son of a bitch!
Well the fuck's my car?
I wish I could just be back on duty, that's the biggest problem.
Yeah, I'll see.
Also, I don't know where my car is.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Okay, the VU is fucked.
You said Rami crashed too?
Yeah dude, the view is fucked up.
Dude, I need to get my fucking car!
Yeah, I know, we found a way to make content out of report writing.
So that's pretty nice.
That's so long.
Yeah, you're chasing head- did everyone's head pop that was in that car?
Cause I'll just write a warrant.
I don't really like to restart chases and shit.
Oh, the cops are still on them.
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, they're still going?
Oh, okay.
Fair game, then.
Thanks for the streams, Dad.
No problem, Quan.
Daddy's got you.
Yo, Outlaw, thanks for the five months. I gotta get you all that shit, man. My bad.
I've been on some degenerate shit,
where I'm just streaming and then
watching TV and
working out, then passing out. I- I- I'll get you that shit tonight or tomorrow. My bad, dude.
10k no rules. Listen.
Is that tinsitter degen shit?
I mean, for me, kinda, I guess. I don't know, cuz I'm, like, not...
I got I got shit that I'm supposed to be sending people for work, you know
Okay, it's it's streaming. It's not work for streaming. I'm and I'm just not doing it a car
We can't really do anything till we do the till we get in major crimes. So hopefully
hopefully fucking
Metzger will come on tonight
And we can actually do that
So I'm gonna do my reports IRL shit. That's right. I got to fucking do my taxes tomorrow. I
I mean, oh shit, I guess I don't have to- yeah, I got a little bit, fuck it.
I'll do my taxes whenever.
I got a little bit of time.
I have a tax guy, but I still got to get all like my, uh, you know, 1099s and write-offs
together and shit.
There's the car.
Off to make sure to report that.
No, I'm not rich enough to evade.
I don't think rich people evade taxes.
They just like, legally not- they just legally don't pay them.
I don't have any way to lockpick this.
So I have to run back to mission row.
Oh yeah.
Wait, other people's heads?
Other people are gonna crash.
Haha, you suck.
This is this guy's logs.
Three days by metagamer.
Haha, you suck.
VIP.
You gotta watch out man, because some of this shit's VIP bait.
He got me.
This is my problem with new RP viewers is they don't realize that cops are allowed to met a game on the server
It's in the rules that we and I do in cops are allowed to met a game
Cuz cuz the RP would be there's cameras everywhere
So technically we're allowed to
Fuck hey Katya. Oh
Oh, hey there, Glinger.
How you doing?
Nothing, I just got back from vacation.
I was in Vegas for three days,
spending all my money. How are things?
Good, no problems here at all.
I'm glad you had a good trip.
You sound refreshed.
Yeah, I feel really good. I feel really good.
So nothing going on?
Nope, nothing going on here.
Just got off
boat duty, everything. It's been smooth sailing.
Nothing, huh?
Nothing, huh?
Nothing you need to say to me right now, Wrangler.
Are you sure about that?
No.
Be honest with me and I will not be angry.
Be honest with me and I promise you I will not scream.
Nothing to say.
There were some things, but it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.
That's what you think, Wrangler?
That's how you say I'm calm I'm being with you right now.
Right.
Yeah.
That's not good.
I went to prison for a little bit
All right, why did you go to prison? I?
Had it there was a disagreement
Right with a judge
Right, and I think
That she may have I
Think that she might have overreacted a little bit
She might have overreacted. Yes. You might have overreacted right. You might have yes
I'm just gonna tell you this simply, I'm very disappointed in you, like extremely disappointed
and maybe you should come down to the courthouse when you have the time and talk to me because
I'm just beside myself with your behavior recently, do you understand that?
Listen, you know what, fine, I'm on my way.
Shit, dammit.
God, shit, dammit.
Here's the problem though, it's not my fault that that other judge is a bitch
and I'm gonna tell her that.
i think that's going to be a good start
that's how we're gonna start
no shot i say that
she must be new here
it's just a piece of shit, Pentus and Conn
yo, comrade!
thanks for the ten
gifties
appreciate that
uh... do you know who the arresting officer was, ma'am?
i have no idea
why i'm with this woman
she got attempted murdered apparently by a lady named Molly
oh
you got some sort of drug problem or
excuse me
I was just asking if you had a drug problem
who the fuck do you think you're talking to like that
well I'm trying to figure out if I'm talking to a drug addict like that
do I look like a drug addict?
Mr. Cornroll?
Mr. Cornroll? No we have a Mr. Cornroll this is not him
Hey, King.
Did you get braided up by a Sinequa?
No, I got braided up by Bowlice.
Oh.
He said he liked it better this way.
Jesus, what happened?
I was in prison for a little bit, OK?
Yeah, you probably deserved that.
OK, you probably deserved to get attempted murder,
so how's that feel?
Talk dirty, I mean.
OK, Bundy, handle this.
I don't know how handle this buddy. I'm not handling this. I don't know why I always walk around. I do know an accident
lockpicks
Hey
Hey, hey, can you give me a ride?
Can you get me ride my head popped? I need to go get my car. Yeah, I can
Okay, oh shit. Hey Andrews. Hey, how's it going?
Fuck is on your head
hair no shit Sherlock why is it in cornrows I sometimes I like it like this
it's your fucking ponytail yesterday or day before yep we're a then and uh some
Lemon ah
Ow ah
Sorry, I got a bit my tongue
Okay, you ever do that hurts
Yeah
Air why?
How's it going sir anything you need for me or you're gonna answer my fucking question
Was your all my hair or do you need to get back out on the water? No, look, I just sometimes like it like this, sir
And so does my wife.
I've known you since the day you came on duty here and you've never had porous.
Well, you know, Bo Vice thought it would look better like this.
Okay, why does Bo Vice matter and why were you with Bo Vice?
I had a disagreement with a judge and I think that she abused her power a little bit.
Sir, okay, when we say disagreement we mean well there was a court case that occurred yesterday
Okay, and I was attempting to bring up
statements
That were taken at the scene from people in the courtroom
That got objected
by the judges hearsay
And I was thinking well hold on a second. I didn't say it
I was thinking I'm not sure that's hearsay because they're here to
Dispute these claims and I took them on at the scene under Miranda, right? I'm sorry. So I'm out
Did she say that a police officer receiving a statement from a citizen a
Sworn statement is hearsay. Yep
On what planet?
Los Santos apparently why do we take statements then I'm I don't know so okay
go ahead so I bit my tongue and continued professionally when the judge came to a
verdict I she gave her verdict and she dismissed the courtroom she didn't
Uh, well, well, kind of, uh, two individuals were found not guilty of attempted murder.
One of them was found guilty of robbing them though, but then got found not guilty.
Uh, because the judge agreed that she was, he was self-defending himself against the
people he had just robbed.
Are you robbing somebody and then what?
I don't know.
Um, that series that's going on on Twitter right now. We're like your police reports getting broadcasted and other police reports are getting broadcasted
I haven't seen that no sir. Okay. Well, it's going on
your your 1071
Judge the bar is posting it on Twitter
It's like a weekly thing. Oh, okay
So I'm gonna start a series dumbass fucking shit that the DOJ as weekly. That's a good idea does weekly
Yeah stupid stupid rulings
What the fuck?
Yeah, go on how you've been bowed ice in your hairs and cornrows.
Well, and then the other individual who was found not guilty of attempted murder on the grounds of self-defense
actually straight up his testimony was that he heard gunshots ran out of the courtroom
towards the gunshots and then just started shooting his gun.
And I guess she thought that stand your ground applied there.
Let's stand your ground and apply it when you ran somewhere
You ran too danger. That's not stand your ground
Are you telling about the core case you're telling me about right? Yeah, so
Let me just try to get this to click in my shirt sure
So man hears dangerous shit
Not where he's at right and decides to pull gun and run to danger and fire off-ground quoting standard ground. Yep
up. What planet are we on? I don't know. One more judges don't know their own court.
So I was slightly confused and I let the judge give her verdict. The ruling. She banged the
gavel said you know courts dismissed whatever. I may be a little aggressively but not you
know horribly I didn't use any profanity. I went ahead and said ma'am I just wanted
clear something up do you really think that that's what hearsay is and she said
Wrangler do you really want to argue with me right now and I said yes I
absolutely do and she said okay can contempt of course
Wrangler that's how that went yes sir because I would have lost my shit and I
would have been I would have used every curse word I could come up with
well in different languages that leads me to the other there were two
more counts of it as well where it wasn't I wasn't as civil okay so you had
yeah three contents of I got fined fifteen thousand dollars yeah I got 90
months in a 15 grand thousand dollars yeah and I had to hold both I'm sorry
what it's okay look um yeah it was 90 months in a $15,000 fine
what the fuck dude okay what did you call her name
who was this judge number one uh i keep forgetting her name
she's one of the newer hey hey divine what's the newer judges
she's a woman i got that from the she
uh... you were telling me and i asked you what i don't remember she's a woman
so yeah that one
okay that juby on the down i guess
juby honest from everything wrangler told me about this
seems like a fucking moron
the judge
bruh
and the whole thing didn't really make a lot of sense
where's the victim of this
What was it, a shooting?
Well, here's the thing.
You know, the victims, I mistakenly
didn't bring them into the courtroom.
I probably should have.
I didn't really think I needed to,
but none of that really even came up.
I mean, I don't know why the victims,
no one was contesting that they were there
or that they were victims or anything.
And I mean, like I said, the gentleman
straight up admitted to hearing the shots
running towards them and firing.
When you told, did you tell the victim statement in court?
I tried to, but it got objected to us here, sir.
She also said that the victims, I'm fucking dumb, dude.
You're kidding me?
Yeah.
So if a victim can't make it to court
or a witness can't make it to court,
nothing that a police officer has taken
on a sworn written statement is admissible in court.
You know, Copper and Lenny were there
and copper was just as confused as I was.
I'm gonna go talk to the mayor.
There's an actual thing that if a victim
cannot make it to court and it has been told
to a police officer, the police officer can testify
on the behalf of the victim or the witness
as to what was said.
And it is permanent and is great.
So the mayor was there and this judge
is the mayor's assistant.
How is this the thing?
Uh, I don't know. I feel like I got railroaded pretty bad. The code defendants were also questioning each other
Right which that was allowed, but my statements it was
The situation was too serious for my statements, but uh the code defendants
judge on the payroll or something
Yeah, so it was auto and mark as mom
Oh my god, but they were shooting in front of the courthouse
This didn't happen at the casino and I know what you said, but this was in front of the sh- the courthouse where this occurred
This fucking 80s in prison. What are they doing?
Well auto had a warrant that was ignored because I was being arrested
But he was only it's for that shit with Dan
They got arrested for that. I don't think he ever did. I think they were cut loose
He came down here. He was the only one to come down here. What why did he get? I don't know
I don't I don't know. I don't know anything about that. All I know is what happened to me
And I got real like I fucking take a day off and like just all hell breaks loose. Yeah, it wasn't
It was a bad day, sir
Okay, if you could try to get the name and the judge I would like to go and speak with her and
Just pick her brain for a little bit. Sure. Sure. I don't think that what I did was a
Contempt I already talked to justice
Kyle there because I would really like my 15 grand back
Hey, man fucking challenge the charges. I don't know if we guilty to anything. No, I they just sent me away
You're subject to arresting your subject to be able to feel the charges just like anybody else, right?
That's true. I guess I also am allowed to have my due process. Yep
up. So let's we'll look for the best lawyer we can and get your 15 grand back.
OK, so it could be deposited into the dues.
The dues. Yeah. What dues?
A weekly dues. What? What is this?
The Boy Scouts? No, mother fuckers, the broken kneecap.
If you don't pay back the dues, what dues for what?
I've seen how you drive your fucking car. OK, for the repairs
on our vehicles. I'm paying for those. Bullshit. You pay for the cosmetic shit. You don't pay
for the engine trouble. Oh, do I have something to show you? How much did you pay? I don't
wear the hell of when, but I had a I paid. I had a receipt. What the fuck is it? Okay.
I'm gonna close the receipt. It's like 2,500 bucks. Okay, you're not requesting reimbursement.
Are you? No, I'm just saying that. But I do pay for my cars to get fixed. That's
I'm saying okay well once we start paying dues weekly and it's only a thousand dollars then you don't have to pay your own repairs
It comes out of the the PD budget
But we have to do this because some people are getting shafted for like nine ten thousand dollars because people are just putting the cars in all
Jaffa
What about that money you got from auto?
You didn't get that yet and
Judging by you arresting him and I'm pretty sure somebody else fucked with them. We're probably never gonna get that money
Are you tell me I did all that for nothing? You didn't do anything you went there once motherfucker. That was something okay
Look, I got to get my car. It's been sitting on the south side for a while
Dan, can you give me a ride in my car? My head popped. We recovered it because I can't go. Get the fucking car before X gets it and dumps it in the fucking ocean
All right, where is it?
Actually, just next to your fucking, is he your fucking CI?
Yeah
Get that motherfucker down here
So, yeah, I can't go by the view either cuz I my pot my hip hop like seven times
So dispatch brought our vehicles bang for us
They're either outside there or they're in here somewhere oh
Shit I got to go to the courier. So I'll get him. I'll get him though take Andrews
Let's hear her out
Because I really I caught you is reasonable
but
She is very feminist. So let's just hear her out. Yeah, she's very feminist.
Oh!
Yo Niko, thanks for the eight months man. Appreciate you baby.
Card, thanks for the nine. Comrade, thanks kid for the ten!
Dollar!
Just kidding, it was ten gifted subs. Thanks for that. Appreciate it. Very nice.
You know, if I get fired in role play, they're not gonna fire me for this shit.
What do you think they're gonna give me three days to wrap it up?
Hey, there she is
You got a tan look at that
No, I didn't oh, okay. Well, you look you're glowing you look like you had a good vacation. Let's go. Okay
Where we going ma'am? You're ready for a ride. Oh
Okay, is this like a old dog going to the country kind of ride
Baby, okay. Well
You can explain your your side of the story on on the way. How have you heard her side already?
Well, I got here and they were in a meeting and discussing it with her. Yes
He was speaking to other judges about what happened. Were you a part of the meeting?
Well, I got here and I saw
Miss Jones and I said hey and she said hey everyone's in the courthouse having a meeting and I said I was invited
No fucking meeting with the fuck is this shit?
So I went in there and
And I'm sure a couple of judges and what is her name?
Devereaux Devereaux, that's it. Yeah, you want to tell me your side of the story?
Sure, we can hop in the car. Is there anywhere you want to go or anything? I need to go pick up my paycheck. Okay, sure
We can do that
Okay, so
Listen the way I see it is that you know we had a
bit of a
Disagreement on what hearsay is I
I was trying to read off some statements taken at the scene, given by people that were in
the courtroom.
That got objected to his hearsay, but you know, I went ahead and I tried to keep going as
well as I could.
The judge gave her ruling and after she gave her ruling and banged the gavel and dismissed
the case, I asked her and they potentially slightly irritated tone if that's really what
she thought hearsay was, to which she said, Wrangler, do you really want to argue with
this with me?
And I said yes.
And she said, okay, fine, $5,000, 30 months.
And then I became justifiably more agitated and things were said.
Uh, I did ask her if she was planning on furthering, if she was going to further service auto.
Orally.
Orally, yes.
Is what I'm hearing.
Right.
But maybe not in such polite terms, also from what I'm hearing.
Sure.
I was a little out of line with that.
but a little right a little but i don't think that first contempt charge was was right i mean i
didn't even say anything she literally just asked me if i wanted to argue it and i said
yep i do let me ask you something do you really believe that you can't get contempt of court the
second that court is over whether or not you think it was justified or not is that something
you believe at the time no and then i read the definition and now i understand
But I don't think that what I said initially was so out of line that it deserved a $5,000
fine.
Worse than attempted murder, mind you, and a 30-month sentence in prison.
Is there any reason that she would have been hostile towards you like that?
Maybe there was some type of ramping up during the trial, and at the end, maybe
you just pushed it to a point where she felt she had no choice?
Do you ever think of that?
No.
I don't really think that I said anything too out of line during the trial.
Okay, hold on.
I really don't think I did.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I like so much.
Everything I- everything you guys have only heard it.
Well, I also don't understand how you claim self-defense against someone that just robbed you.
Or that you just robbed rather.
Well, I mean, I don't know any of the details of that.
I'm mainly talking about the contempt.
I didn't sit there and ask her about the whole trial because, uh, I mean, that would stay too long.
I have an issue with the entire thing.
I had an issue with co-divendants questioning each other, with all of it.
I think that's entirely different to the situation that I know of and only care about really,
because I'll be honest you know how court goes I can't control that but that what
upsets me you know suggesting that Devereaux is you know sucking somebody off
well yeah I can understand that and I shouldn't have said that but you know
that first contempt charge really I've read really think was unnecessary it
all kind of stemmed from there well
lingler I mean you get pretty heated in
the courtroom we're very passionate
yeah it it really I really was where is
that dog oh I got one in a trunk why
just in case just in case I'm gonna
keep a dog in a trunk that's why it's
barking well yeah I mean it might maybe
it smells weed nearby I don't have
Alright, fine. I'll let it out.
Okay. You said you had a dog.
You said you had a dog.
I said there were some dogs in there.
Oh, there they go. No, you said you had a dog in there.
Oh, I misspoke. I mean, I had a couple, a few dogs in there.
Is there more in there?
Oh, yeah, sure. Look at that.
No, alright. You wonder why, you wonder why you get into these fucking situations.
You got seven dogs in the trunk.
Wait, that's a...
in the trunk look it's not my fault okay no I think they're yeah I should
probably go back there and take a look this is bullshit you're gonna take a
look there's nothing there but look listen is there any more dogs like
there. No no there's no more. Okay look. Why do you lie all the time? Why are you a liar?
I can't believe anything you say. You lied to me last week or lied to me now. Look I don't lie I'm
just not great at counting or spelling. What are we gonna do about this thing there? I don't
know adult literacy classes. How are we gonna move forward from this situation? I don't know
Maybe judges could
Listen this guy was only getting charged with attempted murder. All right, and he admitted to hearing gunshots
Running towards them from inside the mayor's office out to the street and shooting down the person
mm-hmm
Hiring better judges or training them better, maybe I
Mean, how the fuck is that even stand your ground?
You can't run towards shots and search shooting people was he aiding someone or was he robbing someone?
Well, he was aiding in a robbery, apparently.
You still can't do that.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, I know that they're self-defense of others, but that usually only applies when
you're in the immediate area.
You can't-
And were the victims there?
The victims were dead in a car.
Well, not dead, but severely injured.
Wait, were they in the hospital?
Were they there to give testimony?
What?
They weren't there to give testimony, but it's not really- I don't really see
how that's relevant.
No one was even questioning if this happened or anything from the victims.
Yeah, but how are you going to have a court case without the victims there?
What I mean, what does the victim get out of that?
Well then how did, then how did he get found guilty of robbery?
Didn't get found, he had seen.
Yes he did.
Okay, so then what are you upset about?
You won.
You, you wanted yourself set?
Well, because the attempted murder got dropped.
They robbed these guys and then they fucking shot them down claiming self-defense after
they robbed them.
Okay, was there enough evidence of the robbery and not enough evidence of the attempted murder?
I don't know, I wasn't there.
There was more than enough evidence.
There was so much evidence.
There was nothing but evidence.
Well, I can't really comment on that because it wasn't there, but I mean-
Also, she let a guy keep her- his weapons license after an armed robbery conviction?
Hello?
Okay, well what I know is from your mouth and Devereux's mouth, I'm only going off
both.
See, I'm treating this like a court case.
You're telling me one thing about that, Deborah hasn't told me her side, so I don't know,
but I heard both of your sides on the goddamn, suckin' suckin' suckin' off, suckin'.
That's not okay.
She's, she's suckin' off, she's suckin' off!
RANGER!
She's suckin' off, and I'll say it again!
Go on, Lur!
She's not suckin' off!
She's suckin' him off!
Blangler, let me tell you something.
You know, when there's gonna be a day where I'm not gonna be around anymore,
Blangler, you don't see that.
Oh, come on, you're a spry.
there's gonna there's gonna be a day like where you know who's gonna replace
me what good Lord why because Devereux what do you mean she's good well like
Deva don't okay know the law what do you know about the law I know a lot what's
up guys hey what's going on it's tuck it inside me Tuesday hey fatty okay no
they don't like that early 330 perfect timing purple just came back yeah what
good timing I must have yeah must be some really good timing I have
What's going on everyone?
You were just about to click another video. Stop! You can't do that!
You can't do that. Hey, what's up everyone?
Hey Shay, what's going on? I fumbled a B-B-P-D girl today. What the fuck is that? On a Tuesday?
By Polar.
Well, I'll just try again tomorrow, I feel like, right? Like 51st dates. Is Mike a lifer?
No, Mike is gonna get out. I'm waiting on Logan to get the count. I don't know what it is. I have a 4k monitor.
I just haven't fucking hooked it up yet because I'm lazy.
But I do need to. I was gonna do it before the sub-a-thon, but then I was like...
I was like... I was like...
What if it starts fucking up or something, you know?
you know I was like I don't know man it's it just it just seemed like a bad
time to just add some new tech you know what I mean to my setup I was like what
if some shit happens I was like you know if it ain't broke why fix it right
especially right before the sub-a-thon it's only monitor just plug it in go
yeah I know but I don't know yeah yeah does that not make sense like what like
Why fuck with shit, you know, like if I if I know my if I know my shit's gonna work
And I know I'm about to be streaming for until the fucking
Dawn of time right?
Why fuck with shit?
Suddenly OBS has no idea what mother is. Yep. All my fucking shit needs a new
Goddamn resolution
You know what I mean?
Listen, I feel like the tech issues I have just seem a lot worse than they are because
You're watching it unfold live. I just didn't want to deal with it
Just like fuck it
Let's plug it in after this up and on
You know, I've had very random and not typical problems
That's OBS man, but it's hard to be man
You know it blows my mind that OBS is free software like OBS is the program alone
That's certain like more like people in the fucking millionaires man
Because of obs
crazy
It's probably donate. I should probably donate
Probably shouldn't pay some pennants. I remember I never used X split I
Think I don't really think anyone there was some guys. I knew I knew that liked it more than obs, but it feels like that
uh, X-split. Like a lot of things weren't supported by X-split. You know? Like, uh, widgets
and shit. Who can judge Mike Block? God. God finds him guilty. One hour of Jimmy?
Maybe a check. That new virus trial on Thursday. Sorry, dyslexia. I've had any caffeine yet at all.
None. You guys think today's the last day? I can see that timer still getting edged for a couple
days. That's so long. No, the twitch subs weren't added. I'm waiting on Logan. I don't
wear the fuck he's been at. Wait on Logan to do the math. Yo. There it is. Two twits
five gifted. There it goes. Look at that. Yeah, I added yesterday's subs. I think it's really
just gonna be a couple hundred subs to get added. It probably won't be much time.
The Twitch deal is all over, it's October.
Done.
How many subs does Twitch give?
Like 2,500.
Will cover my IRS payment.
Yeah, but now I gotta pay taxes on all this.
Ha ha ha.
I wish you could just like have a year.
I wish I could just,
they just give you like a skip year.
Give me a skip year.
But you can only use it once.
So you gotta be careful.
That's why you pay quarterly.
You know, you don't get a discount for paying quarterly, right?
It's the same amount of money.
Taxes are scams.
Well, I guess we need like roads and fucking firemen and shit, but that's so long.
We didn't get to run it up yesterday.
Mike, before trial, you want to wrangle Mike is in prison.
Run up what?
Run up my time being AFK run up the AFK timer.
Quarterly, I prefer
All right, I don't like quarterly and I'll tell you why because then I just have to do taxes four times a fucking year as opposed to just once
That's why I don't like it. I'd rather just sit down and just get it over with and now to be fair. I didn't I
Didn't do that last year. That's why I got fucked a little bit, but but you know
This time it'll be different
Do you think anyone's gonna realize that like?
These scenes wouldn't be damn near impossible to process if there was a four-person player limit
I'm gonna be honest anything over six people. I'm just gonna fucking arrest people for what I can and
That's it. I'm not gonna process a fucking 10 person scene fuck that man
If I get into counting I don't have to do anything. Oh, okay
Yeah, I'll take them I have about an hour so I'll try to find a menu to recover the STX the stream on our corporation
I'll see yeah, it's piss piss poop poop
Incorporated yeah, my uh
My accountant just started offering bookkeeping so maybe I should just do that and let them figure it out
Promise there's just so much porn in there. You know what I mean? What do you do? Just do you just uh?
They probably see me they've probably seen worse, right?
They'll probably be more disgusted by the Arby's bill. That's true.
I got a reward program. I'm saving money like this. What should I spend on only fans?
Nothing. I'm protesting only fans. I don't like only. It's so much money for just tits, man.
I need like if I'm gonna give you cuz they'll be like here's a $200 video of me looking at a dick
It's like yo for $200 there better be four dicks inside of you
You know what I mean the shit is just ridiculous dog
Too much. It's so much money for like nothing man
Way too expensive
But girl boss. Yeah, but they're getting a little greedy
This is why the porn industry I think might need to be ran by men. I don't know. I I don't know just get a little just get a
little greedy man
Stop them is it? Yes, man. Yes, dude
They'll be some of these chicks have like a twenty five dollar only fans and then they're like
$200 videos every week and it's like dog. What in the fuck? That's ridiculous man
That's that's actually ridiculous
If people are willing to pay
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm I'm dumb. I'm on strike
Perverts on strike. How's all the fresh going? Take a look
13
They had to so people don't pay to unlock them late. They had to pay $200 a video. I don't want to do this
They had to charge to I don't want to do this shit. I don't want to have to do this
No, no, no God, I don't want to have to please no
See that little person
Who's always standing on her Lamborghini or Porsche?
Yeah, if you're born a little person that you've like hit the jackpot. I
Feel like
Feel like that. There's always there's always need for like there's always need for little person actors
Have you guys seen life's too short? I
I fucking love that show. Kind of about that a little bit.
I wonder how the cast of Little People Big World are doing.
I remember that.
What's so long?
When TLC was getting really fucking weird ass.
Little People. Big World.
They made 400 out, but they did 25 seasons of that shit?
It's still going!
That's- it's still going!
what the fuck relative you just cranks out seasons bro because it's so cheap to
make I mean you just fall someone around with a fucking iPhone just fucking
added in some shit oh it is still going the last season just ended April not
not like the last year the most recent season just ended April 30th 20 24 this
here and they're they're planning for season 25 they're planning for season 26
crazy dude I mean apparently the main little person the dad Matt roll off
roll off apparently he loves getting DUI's is what I'm reading he's gotten
some DUIs. Little drunk driver. Yep. He's drunk off list for you. No, please, I just brushed my teeth.
Alright, sir, I'm gonna need you to get out the booster, get out of the booster seat and walk this
line. Oh, he was found not guilty of the DUI, but he was found guilty of refusing to submit to a
a blood alcohol test and he got his driver's license suspended for three years and then
in 2020 one of the sons said that he was groomed by one of the producers which is probably
true that ideal yeah yeah you just can't have kids working in Hollywood man there's
always someone that wants to bang the kids you just can't fucking do it dude don't
Yeah, why are producers always grooming?
Just fucking perverts, man.
Just people that work in TV, they're they're they're just perverts.
You think the parents are to blame?
Hmm, I think maybe the person grooming them might be to blame here.
Yeah, it's true, five.
Well, that shit was fucked up.
Did you watch that shit?
Did you watch the fucking parts of it?
man that shit that that was a crazy watch they got fucking Drake Bell
actually hey sir you got a minute oh god sir yeah yeah yeah let me look let me
see if I do all right yeah all right come on in what's that that's important
very nice sir it's right in with your patriotic office if you want to look at
that help yourself any time right complimentary that I just finished
Academy a day before yesterday and they gave me a probationary trooper. I finished top of
my class. I mean, okay. So what so what will become of the whole monitor program? Sir,
I'm still going to do that. All right. I think these halls are very important. And I think
if I don't know if you read my morning report from two days ago, but yeah, people are
not coming here no more. I think they hate me more than they hate work. What do
What do you mean?
They hate you more than they like work?
Yeah, well no, they hate me more than they hate working.
So they just kind of get out there.
What would you do?
I go up to them and say, hey, what do you do?
Oh, you mean it's working like they're...
Oh, yes, yes sir, yes, 100%.
Oh, good.
Good.
Yeah, no, the whole monitor program is more than alive, and I'm going to keep doing
that.
Okay.
Great.
I'll report that to cost cost her. Thank you. Thank you, but I was wondering I needed another
So I was wondering if you want to get out there if I could come learn from you
Oh, I'm a little tied up right now. No problem. You can see but yeah, I'll
Let me know why don't you get out there? No, I'll get a hold of you
All right. Do I permission to go out there solo? Yeah. All right. Yeah, I don't care
All right, it's eight six to have a good one. All right. I gotta get my cold room before I do anything
Yeah, they groomed Drake Bell. That's horrible. That's awful. They really did, too. His dad
knew. Drake Bell's dad knew, too. But then Drake Bell started grooming someone, too. Awful,
terrible, man. Amanda Bynes? Oh, man. He is not doing well, either. God, she's not
doing well. The parents know most of the time. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of weird
to just like have your kids stay able to hire on a grown man's house they they
probably shouldn't have done that I don't know that that's phrasing me because
you know I was thinking about it like if I had a kid I don't even think that I
could like how do y'all send your kids to school and just like go about your
day man. That shit would fucking freak me out. I would not be able to do that shit.
Yeah, that shit would stress me out. Dude, Fivo, that shit would stress me out man. I don't,
I'm too anxious for it. I'm too anxious to have kids man. Tibby! Get away from the road!
Oh, that's why homeschooling is more prevalent
That's a confirmed helicopter mom
No, I mean, yeah, maybe a little bit
Just as crazy out there
You know, you don't name your first child Jimmy. I'm on something I
Don't think I want to I don't think I want to have a kid, you know
like if I maybe if I could just I'd be like
I'd be more than like adopting a Chinese kid Bradley
You know, yeah, I probably wouldn't do that.
Why Chinese?
I just think it I just think that you start with a better racial.
I just think that the racials are better
and I want my kid to have the best spawn possible.
I feel like
I feel like adopted Chinese kids is the best spot.
That's the best spawn you can have.
Adopted Chinese kid with rich parents.
That's I think I think that's the best spawn you can have.
that's pretty good that's a good swan honestly true yep cuz like my shits on
my shits all fucked up you know what I mean my my my genetic pool that shits
all fucked up maybe I do want to be a helicopter mom I want a Chinese kid
I
Adopted Chinese little sister she's cool as hell. What's how is she doing?
That's true run
Every but all the men in my fucking
Family get cancer and die and I like the women lived till like they're a hundred years old though
My great-grandma was like 96 when she died.
You're fucking living forever.
50-50?
It's more than that though.
No, I feel like it's not 50-50.
It's more likely to be a girl, right?
Like the gene that you need for it to be a girl is more dominant, right?
Very small edge.
Okay, there you go.
It's true. I'm pretty sure
Chad this is one of those times where I swear to God. I know what I'm talking about a great grandmother lived to a hundred and five
I feel like that's too long
Because at a certain point you're just like I don't know what the fuck's
Like when your grandma was born there were still horses and wagons and shit
You know what I mean? I feel like that's like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, man.
105?
When was she born? A little bit.
That would be a crazy...
Yeah, I would feel like turn of the century.
105 years ago, we don't know when she died.
Chat.
Bro, like turn of the century.
And then like living till like the 2000s.
Just to give some perspective, uh, I think Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in 1899, right?
Well, that's grandmother was fairly born in 1890, 1899.
Ha ha ha, motherfucking horses and wagons and shit, man.
That's crazy.
No one sees themselves dying.
You get scared by it.
You prepared how you can but no one says I'm old let's die.
Oh no that's not true.
Ask anyone that's lived in a retirement home or that's worked in one.
Some people are ready to go.
Some people are ready to go dog.
Some people are just like, eh, everyone I know is dead.
Fuck it.
I wish the Lord would take me.
Your grandmother literally told you last week she's ready to go.
That's so long.
Yeah.
I got a I have a really the women on in my family are really dramatic
Every time I've talked to my mom for the last 20 years, it's been like know your grandma any moment now
Every time man for the last 20 years not looking good man
Am I not dramatic to knock it burn to my mom
My mom man my mom is so funny. She'll I'll be like I'll be like yeah
Like yeah, I'll be on the phone with her. I'll be like
Yeah, you know my
I just I got this headache. It's been kind of creeping up on me all day
I'm worried it's gonna turn into like a full-blown headache, you know, and she'll be like oh Jesus Christ
You don't think your cancer is back. Do you?
Like no
I'm like no no no no no I think it's on the web empty yeah she dooms she dooms
of it that's how your mom is yeah yeah oh they fuck now I'm worried now I'm
scared that's funny she's funny like that so that's where I get it I don't
I don't think I'm THAT dramatic, maybe I am.
It's fucked, it's all over, it's done.
I guess I do say that a lot.
Yeah, it's fucking done.
I mean, listen man, we all turn into our parents.
And it sucks, because
you know, when you're young
and rebellious, you don't think you are
and you try to resist it, but it's-
I'm telling you man, it just happens.
It just happens.
You really can't fight it.
What the fuck, what the fuck going on out there?
All right, podcasting over
That's fair, thank you, sir that was going on out here
Scarce your problem here wouldn't show me his badge and tell me what it was so I almost had to arrest him
Did you do it already crying? Yes? Oh, you finally did yeah. All right. Keep it down. God damn. I'm working on stuff in here
Good oh god, no it's back. Oh god
I'm such a stretching it out stretching one out stretching it out. No, I'm not dead. I'm fine. Oh god
three hours
Also just got off the phone with her parents apparently the
The game wardens her, you know Chelsea's dad and brother hun
I guess the game wardens are being pretty intense this year. They almost got wrangled
They almost got wrangled
Okay, though
Almost almost got pumped. No, not the gay wardens
Where's your pride shirt are you're under arrest you hate poachers yeah poachers are giggle aim
Yeah, hey buddy good work everybody
Keep it up you got a second command
Yeah, yeah, what's going on? There's a person who out there who wants a refund. What's you want me to find someone else?
Sorry about this sir
If it's about the fucking event, I'm gonna lose them.
Hey, someone's here for a refund?
Yes, that would be me.
What do you want a refund for?
Essentially, I was wrongfully convicted and charged for reckless endangerment and reckless spading.
A judge in the DA looked at it.
You kind of sound like our hall monitor.
A little bit, a little bit, sir.
Where are you from?
You want me to grab him? He's right out there.
Yeah, go grab him.
Hey, hall monitor, come here.
Hey.
I would be from Sydney, Australia.
Yeah, oh, cute a bird. What's up? Yeah, you guys got a subtle bit alike
Were you for me?
Sydney Mike. Oh, you're from across the Ditchie
Kind of sound like him to look quite, you know, that's like getting I guess I'm straight
I mean Canadian and like American muckstup a
He's I mean
I like it all though.
But you know, it's whatever.
At the end of the day, you know, we're pretty much the same.
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, we're all the same.
We're all picked on the inside.
That's what I would say.
We're all people.
Except you stole the Pavlova.
You know, I'm not letting that one go.
I'll get you.
Yeah.
That's right.
I don't know what you do.
It's a little punchy.
You know, Pavlova, you make it with the egg whites.
It's like a cake.
It's like a white cake you make with the egg whites.
You know what I want to shoot is my I've got this one would love that. Oh, probably not on duty. Oh, yeah
You don't be all pretty right
That's right. Oh, that's great
Priya, it's good as well. It's like a fix everything here then sir
You're a primate. That's pretty good. So we're all we're all we're all good. We're good here
I'm just trying to get the money that I was charged. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, so you've more days so you can see
What happened exactly where you found not guilty or is for like a thousand thirty or three hundred or some shit like that
I don't care about them
The money I had to pay for the towel sound
Yeah, that's right
Gonna be one thousand three hundred fifty five dollars sir. That's money
Yeah
Wonder what that is in New Zealand. Oh, it's probably nothing
Hey, you know, that's right. Oh
Oh
Judge criminal record 10
10958 has been overturned Jesus put that away
And overturns request by the state judge Becky Sue bone, okay
All right, let's look up that see what went wrong there
I see what's wrong here, sir. You played guilty, though.
No, I did not. I said no contest.
No contest to the bloke. There was a pro beat trooper standing right in the room with us when I told them that.
He said, are you sure you want to play no contest? I said, yep, I hope you got your paperwork ready.
He said, is that a threat? I said, no, I'm just going to go to court about it.
And then he said, oh, well you have 14 days to, you know, do your whole appeal and everything about the charges. Otherwise they officially will stick.
I said, okay, that's fine. I'm pleading no contest.
And the whole reason it got over 10 was because you said I was speeding and you said that initially it was reckless endangerment.
When I was I admitted speeding like, oh, if I'm speeding, I'm never not going to just happen.
Did this rule just happen?
And it's been just yesterday morning
So so how did how did you prove that you didn't plead guilty?
Yeah, mm-hmm
I mean I wouldn't really be able to because there was nobody around that was involved in the judge just took your word for it
Was the fact of that there was no evidence on the report. He didn't have my speed clock on there
Let's just be guilty. That's because you played guilty. I didn't know I did no contest
What's your angle here
You're you were wrong about that sir. No contest is not guilty. So I'm sorry. So okay
I mean, I'm gonna give you your money. I'm not alright. I'm just
Sorry
You fun yeah, I don't know why yeah, I don't know why I put that I put guilty because I do sure shit did not hold on hold on
Let me to get you a coffee from the vending machine. Hold on hold on hold on. He needs easy to sing
It's not too
Oh, okay
You've got the remote the reverse smoker cough good good good, that's better
Okay, so the judge just took your word for it
the reason that they did it and I'm not I'm not saying okay yeah so I'm not I'm
not saying that what you're I'm not calling you a why or anything I'm just
trying to figure out if the judge just she didn't want to take my word for that
what she said the only way they would be able to do it off of the no contest
part was they would have to get that trooper and anybody else who was
involved in the situation the reason why her and the DA what's his name
Harry, I believe did it was for the simple fact that there was no proper paperwork on it anything to articulate anything other than
What he put on the charge itself. Okay, so guilty. Please don't matter
I'm gonna contact the judges sir. Yeah, because I don't
You mind coming down to RPD we got a weird one here for you, sir
Yeah, that'd be good
All right, uh, Justice Yackel's gonna come
Yeah, I don't do any paperwork when they plead guilty so was there anyone there to back up your like any of the troopers
They heard you say no contests were any of them there
There was them. There was a probie trooper that was there. I don't know. What was he in the court case?
Was he at the court case saying yeah?
Okay, so it was just you the judge in the DA. That's it. Yes. Okay. Alright, so yeah, so I don't
I don't like this one.
The DA looked at it, and he immediately called the judge
and said that he wanted her to take a look at it.
And then he wanted to have a turn it.
What did you even talk to?
I think Bosco got fucked on this.
Hey, there you go, Gudge.
Hey, Yakkola, this woman pled guilty?
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.
OK, OK, pardon me.
In the report, it says that she pleaded guilty.
And then the judges overruled it anyways
and found her not guilty.
What, uh, what's your...
And I don't know...
Becky Sue?
Becky Sue, and I don't know if they talked to the...
I don't know if...
Maybe Harry talked to Bosco and put some shit.
What, what report is it?
Uh, 10958.
This one sounds like a bit of a fuckery.
You wanna see if anybody call Bosco down here, sir?
Bro, I'm getting fucked!
I'm actually getting fucked!
down here yeah I don't know if he's around let's go to the office well you
know what let's go into the office come on I just want to be a wolf you guys
are on radio wait oh I don't know if it's gonna be a what radio is that it
would be more public ready with me friends who were waiting for me in the
ah okay the cat god damn i fucking hate radios i hate them so much i actually
think they ruin rp and i have your idea or something i i i i i fucking
hate radios man i fucking hate i don't even know it was literally
fuck i hate them get them out please you're gonna call boss go down here sir
yeah calm down get calm down here 862 to boss go it's just information just
cannot move so quickly and you can and you it's just it just
It just makes the story go so fucking fast, you know what I mean?
I don't think people need information so instantly, you know? It just doesn't seem necessary. It's just fucking whack, man.
Are that many people walking around with walkie-talkies and radios in real life?
I don't get the point of radioing people who are in a car with you just on the text.
Is Becky Silverland, or Harry, anyone?
It was a probie trooper that won the other name.
I think it was Michael's was what he said his name was
He definitely was there when I was talking with the Bosco about no contest and no
Wait, so did did you plead guilty? No, I did not I said I was gonna plead no contest
And I said you better have your paperwork and order you said oh is that a threat and I said no
I'm just I'm not gonna fucking click you on this
So the way I'm reading it
the state request of the dropped the charges and then Becky approved it so I
think a DAA or ADA dropped it for some reason. They played guilty. Yeah that's
that's that's this neck down. Okay you know what okay so so I'm gonna take all
this and I'm gonna go to Harry and and then can you cactus can you cut her
the check for for the amount can you do that for me sir all right so is that is
that okay then ma'am that's fine all right well thank you for for coming down
Olivia Trent you said ma'am yes you know I'd be again I need your say I need
your say that he it's 1000 well mean when you're around I want to talk about
or 10 0 9 5 8 could you tell me the report number there uh judge yackle it's 10 9 5 8
1 10 9 5 8 all right ma'am i have your check here thank you all right there you are looking
good today yackle oh i'm not good thank you look like uh when i go to the banana republic
you look like one of the mannequins yeah I uh I was uh dressed up for the governor's ball
yeah like two days ago I was gonna give a speech uh but then I got bored so I left
yeah yeah you look good you look good sir oh thanks I appreciate it very preppy very like shoes hey uh
Uh, you know, you know, oh God, he's back.
What?
Where is he back?
Who?
You know.
You know who?
Well, you know.
You know.
No, I'm just curious about something.
As anyone talked to you about getting that one person's, you know, own records yet?
No.
People like I can step out.
Yeah.
But I don't know how to get out of here.
Thank you, sir.
Hey, go make sure no one's trying to listen through my walls and shit.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Good.
Good cactus.
Good.
Fantastic.
the
and
are can you do it
Uh, are they in the last subpoena?
What's wrong with that guy?
Uh, same with, they're being drawn about me proving a couple subpoenas when there was no DA's around.
Uh, they, uh, you know, Phoebe didn't like that, and I understand it.
Well, you're, you're not fucking Phoebe's boss.
God damn it, Yackle, you're a judge and you need to start acting like it.
No, I know, but the problem is I shouldn't even have to be writing the subpoena.
Also, I have to get the different judges to do it. Yeah, I have to get a different judge. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Let's put a pin in that I'll talk to Harry today
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest if it's not done by today. I'll write this opinion for I don't care
I don't want to be waiting on it any either. I don't I
think some of the people I
Don't know why some people don't want to just do it but uh, they got to be more like Nike
Yep, and you got to just do it. All right, just do it. Yeah, it's honestly all
Yeah, if it's not done today, dude, I'll just do the subpoena. I I told them straight up
I'll try getting with them some more because they felt like I was just passing them up on stuff because I wasn't involving them
They said but uh in all reality, they just weren't around at the times and I signed a couple subpoenas or something
Okay, oh
well, so the
You know that I have you talked to the chief at all about
He wants me as I said
stuff through him, which I'm probably not gonna do
At least on this stuff. I just thought that was really silly. Yeah, don't don't
Yeah, all right
Yeah, that's all you're gonna judge you don't answer the chief of police. Oh, I know that that's that's why I said straight up
I I'm not going to I'm gonna do you know if I think you're conflicted on it
I'm not going to go to you. I told Bishop that, uh, I didn't argue with Bishop about
why they're conflicted. There's no reason to. I just said, well, if I think you're
conflicted, I'm not going to go with you to it. Yeah, about it. No, no, you're right about
that. Yeah, no, I don't care about that stuff. I'm just, uh, trying to avoid people getting
too pissy about stuff. So, uh, I'm probably going to wait for the DA for this. As I
said, if it's not done today, I'll do it. I'm just writing myself, give different
just approve it okay all right I'll let you know what happens about okay all right yep you got to
arrest you what do you have my numbers saying that nobody can be there give me a though
calm down what the hell's going on out here what's what's up listen in your door
Hey, how you doing? Well, I came to knock on your door and this guy threatened to arrest me.
Alright, alright, alright. Hey, Coster.
Everyone?
In the office. Come on, let's go. Yes, sir. Back into the office. Into the office.
Oh, looks like I didn't get arrested.
What the damn hell's going on? That's what I'm wondering. What's all the screaming about? What's all the fuss about?
I have no idea. I came in here and all of a sudden they're like, you're suspended and then this guy's like, get away from his door.
Otherwise, I'm gonna arrest you and I was like
Costard, you know why gunner suspended I'm trying to find it two seconds Jesus Christ. What did you do gunner?
What did you do?
Is a pretty short vacation so
Burton was the one who did it, but I can't find any
Reason all right. Good news gunner suspension overturned I guess I have no paperwork. So yeah
Congratulations. You just beat your first suspension.
Well, you just beat this one.
So what's going on, everybody?
Costar was needed in the lobby.
I got to talk to Costar.
Oh, right. The apper wants to talk.
Let me, I'll be back.
I want to say that the whole monitor initiative is doing very well.
Yeah, I've heard in the graveyard shifts and everyone is doing their job. Everyone's doing their parts like a well old machine around here
Neil
Um, yeah, I cactus told me that people hate you guys so much that when they see you they just run out of here and get to work
That's always a good thing. It's a little bit of a bad thing, but it's mainly a good
You know
That's the purpose right? I mean we want to do the day. I'm not here to hold people's hands. Sure. Yep
I got one thing for you sir you know that boss go guy. Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's a very good cop
I didn't want to say it in front of the civilian, but um, I got a
Criminal named Mike block and the boss go guy was behind me and he didn't even tazer him
He just let him take me off. So he's a shit pentosecut
I'm reporting it to my command about a cop who I've seen insufficient report it to someone else
Yes, sir. I don't I I don't take any Mike block cases because I'm up to here already 100% sir 100%
I'm up to here
Over his head actually
See, you know, you know to give him a break when he's got two cigarettes in his mouth
But he's not quite the which is good. It's a good day today
You people stress me out
Yeah, come on let's go
Hey, I'm come here come here we're doing your final about
All right, but right now I need you to ride with cactus and then that's gonna be your pre final of L
Because he might be a better company already
He's just fallen orders I did tell him to do that
You know, I think that we're roughly the same skill level, but you know, I come in I'm a rally and I'm a woman
You know, they're like, you'll start at Cadet, but they see a white male and they're like, yeah, you have a trooper.
I'm already taking over scenes, Ham, because half of this force is incompetent.
Well, no, I was gonna- I'm not terrorists.
Ham, it's not because you're a woman. I was gonna make- I was gonna give you-
You were gonna skip trooper and go right to trooper first class, but then you took a vacation and now you're- now you're worse.
Uh-oh.
Or...
Yeah, you were- you were gonna get trooper first class like that- that weekend.
I see yeah, but well a very necessary. It's not it's not your it's not being a woman
It's the vacation that
Well, but I went to academy and they didn't give me a trip to straight out academy. It's it's crazy
Because I finished off of my class you weren't very good out of academy
Yeah, there's always room for improvement, you know
Well, I think I'm quite good now.
Actually, do you not remember when you got out of Academy and we rode together for a couple
hours and you told me everything you learned and I said, you need to forget all of that?
I had to retrain you.
Yeah, I do actually remember that.
Yeah, you weren't very good out of Academy.
Well, that's what they teach you in Academy.
Oh, my driving's perfect now.
It's really good.
I'm ready to be a driver.
How's your swimming?
I I've learned a kind of I'm not perfect, but I can kind of get the doggy paddle down. What's Tennessee Regardner?
Please don't do this to me right now. What is it? What is it?
No, you have to just know this
Never one just let her talk just let her talk. No stop stop Gunner. That's a suspension
mention god dammit suspended for the next five minutes I understood all right
come on don't put your gear away come on get the gear on me keep your no no
come on come on Tennessee versus Garner you have to know this yes but that's
just not the god damn it you fully regressed it's happened I don't know how
I work so hard
Pennsylvania versus memes please
Pennsylvania versus memes is when we're allowed to ask people to exit that's my favorite one
What about the force matrix what about the force matrix the force matrix you start with officer presence the second one is
Is um verbal commands the third one is normally for four psychotaser the fourth one is like a
What's wrong
Every time someone gives her a hint. I'm not gonna down a rank
All right, you know, I'll go off duty and I'll study. No, no
No, I come on just to feel bad about myself every day. I apologize. I'm listening to me
What is a detainment?
it's when you're not free to leave good good now what's reasonable suspicion it's
when we suspect that you have all will commit a crime
reasonable presumption you just knocked it down she's not down a rank if you
think you're helping her you're actually hurting her sorry sorry and is it can
I go is there beneath the cadet yeah there's hall monitor
I'm sorry, yeah, I don't I'm he could stand it. Okay
I'm just coming a pig. Yeah
She's just Australian
I said pig pig like isn't pig for the washing line
and pig I understand you what about
probable causes when we have like we
suspect but based on like facts and
evidence that you have will or about to
commit a crime and that's enough to
basically be no god it's you god damn it
would you give us the definition sir
probable cause come on in it's a
It's evidence of a crime
Are we are we hazing cadets in here sir? No
No, this isn't hazing. This is just what this is just what you should know. Do you actually need anything?
No, I was gonna ask a question for it, but if we're not hazing then I'll get out of here
Listen, all right, it's not your fault. I just hate
I
Goddamn it nobody listens to you
All right, I mean that that was that was a that was a he was pre-slacking
You might need to get him home on all right ham listen. It's not that you're a bad cop. It's just that you know
You went on vacation and now I see I'm free. I worry the truth is vacation lock now
You're V-locked, but I've come back. I've come back in two weeks ago or so
and yeah, I mean
It's just like you've reset it, you know, yes, sir
So I'll tell you what you two go out and go on patrol and I'll get with you guys in an hour or so and
Maybe you guys can train each other or something
Come on hand, let's get out there and don't be sad be better
Okay, but you also didn't know the force matrix and you didn't know reasonable suspicion
You said you found something
Well I didn't have reasonable suspicion
No that was wrong
Why?
Are you telling me? Are you arguing with me?
The law guy
Noor
Noor
We are
You can't do that
You need to stop doing that
What?
Going Noor in Noor cause that's not how you Americans say it
Noor
Appropriating sir, I don't give a fuck some cultures need to be appropriated
Okay, all right shut up. I'm gonna tell you something. All right, this there was a magical time in
Place, okay? It's a magical year. It's called
1986. All right. During 1986, there was like a eight month period where Australian culture
was huge. It was everywhere. Okay. You people did that. You guys did that. You guys made,
you guys made a push for, uh, because you gotta remember America was just coming off
Kung Fu being huge. Okay. And that really helped Asian culture. So you Australians
are the one that pushed for your culture to be huge on you know in the western part of the world right
Dundee died for that we had we had crocodile Dundee we had a we had the fucking land down under
what do you have the battle gets in Mel Gibson Mel Gibson Mel Gibson the beds are burning
I
Midnight oil midnight oil okay. Yep. I think Fabio
Steve ruin yep national treasure it was a little after the 80s
But you know the crocodile Dundee paved the way for that so anyway, so these New Zealand's two nicks
So you guys wanted us to appropriate you I don't know what to tell you you guys are begging for
Did you appreciate us? Absolutely not
You can't you can't do that cuz what a boy I was there. How are you gonna tell me?
Sir, you're fucking 18 years old. I was there. I feel like we're doing a bit of slack in here, sir
This is not slacking. This is progressive. Okay
It's my job
Are you I mean basically this is what you're saying is like saying oh the Chinese are appropriating a superhero culture
It's not appropriate. It's Chinese have superheroes. Yeah, it's huge over there, right?
It's it's it's it's that we want it to be huge over there so that Disney can make five billion dollars
Cuz that's my thing I don't want to hear you saying it cuz when I hear it I think
are they're making fun of me being Australian?
No, Australians are very oppressed.
We are, that's why I had to pretend to be
from the south of Georgia for my whole life.
What do you expect?
You're a bunch of fucking criminals.
All right, is he supposed to spend what the fuck to be in here?
It is technically true.
Shailie, you're a prison colonel.
Where are you from?
I'm from fucking America.
Who's talking right now?
I
She's across the ditch, you know, we can we can take jabs at each other. Yep
All right, let's get out there now you guys are probably doing come on
I'm sure all Charlie is fine. Well, you're not doing good. We need to do better. You're actually this is actually broken my heart
I was so proud of you before vacation all trainer absurd
I
Can't believe you that you've forgotten everything. I worked so hard. God damn it all my hard work
Come on in
Maybe you should punish her by taking away that helmet until she's you know deservedly we can't do that
She'll forget more if I take off that helmet. Oh god. What the fuck the smog want?
Hello
Okay, all right
Yeah, you can ask a little we go you just ask them. Yeah. Yeah, I just gotta talk to you
Yeah, yeah, we will
I'm.
Unanny strange. Yeah. Yeah.
I just got Dr. Coster.
Yeah, yeah, you can.
The hall monitor was a
temporarily unavailable, but he's back out there doing his work.
So I'm sure you'll get some more units in a second.
Okay.
Okay.
You may have taken ecstasy.
Okay, that's not good. Hey, okay.
So.
Uh, okay, okay, okay.
If you look up.
report. Oh God, what is it now? I know, I know, I know. 10958. Okay, Mrs. Trent. Olivia. Yep, you see it? Yeah, do you see it? No. You don't see the report? No. Yeah, come in.
Hey sir, there's someone in the lobby who said that they're meant to be having that job application come through
Didn't didn't get approved or anything. God damn it. God damn it. All right. Go entertain with small talk for five minutes
You got it sir, and it better be good fucking small talk the best small folks. I know everything about being small good
Okay, so yeah, what's what's with it? What did that mean? I don't know what that meant
All right, so you see you got a pull up
Yeah, I see it okay, so really so this was taken to a judge, but
Yeah
Just I didn't want to interrupt. She said that she needs a cool hour to go study and then
We'll get out there. No tell her denied studying the fucking car. I tried to I tried to tell her that sir
But she was very adamant get her in here
Well, right eight six two to ham
Well, you're gonna be needed in the office ham
All right, all right, so this was taken to a judge by the DA's office and then overturned
Why it's a guilty plea there you go. I
You can just overturn a guilty plea there's like no coercion. So what are you doing?
Okay, why don't you just get out there with Kyle cactus and just study in the car
It would be a good idea to say that I just feel sad about myself, so I should probably just study it.
I'm gonna leap over this desk and strangle you.
Like a fucking spider monkey.
Don't do that!
Alright, you need to damn listen to me. Did I say go off duty for an hour to fucking study, or did I say go ride with Kyle Cactus?
Oh, god damn it! Now, here's the thing, alright, when you were in your prime, when you were primely groomed,
Groom prime to the max right it's cuz you were listening to everything I told you to fucking do all right now
You're trying you're going off the script. You're trying to do it your own way
Right okay
You see this you see this it says Sarge damn
She really doesn't know anything you see this
There you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, you learn from me. I will teach you you don't need to learn from books
Never did any good to no one ever
Name one time a book did good
No
You the vibe they use the Bible to justify the genocide of my people
Okay, well and then they have the audacity to fucking put we trust God on money and give it to us a little bit of it for like
Shit ton of land. Not enough. You were just trying to get you guys to believe in Jesus
Okay, you know there was some miscommunications all around all right
So if Jesus Christ came from the earth from just came from the heavens right now you would just trust everything he says
Oh, yeah, I need you to hold me to a higher regard than Jesus
All right
Well, the thing is that if I pray hard enough to Jesus he might fix my brain
But I I'm not sure that anyone on this. I'm trying to fix your brain. Ham. I'm trying to fix your damn brain
It's not possible. Okay. Yes, it is
It's it's what makes me sad
So I should probably just scared be said for a little and then come back when I'm not set. No
No, just go. Well, just go. Why can't you just go out there?
You're gonna do good you just need to you just need to listen you just need to listen to me
That's all you have to do it worked the first time why wouldn't it work again?
Okay, you need to double up on those I'm telling you
You need to double up on them
It's confusing you it's not your fault. It's the fucking doors fault
Jim Morrison's fault
Let's get out there. Ham. We can do a little buddy study. We could get some criminals lock them up
And maybe maybe we're lucky and chew on I'm sorry for letting you guys down. I feel you know anybody down ham
I'm going to go into that car, all right.
Hey, hey, listen to me.
That car better leave the garage.
You better not fall asleep in that car in the garage.
Don't do that.
No, I'll take care of it.
No, it's not going to hit me.
I'm sorry.
I've been out of it.
I don't know.
Okay.
You listen.
You're just, we're going to ride together tonight.
Okay.
It's going to be wonderful.
It's going to, it's going to be like a miracle.
Okay.
Everything just a little bit time with me.
I'm gonna fix it all we're gonna ride together after an hour. It's gonna be like a miracle
You're gonna know everything. It's gonna be fixed
But you see even if I learn information right, it's just like my brain. Let's go of it. It's always been that way
It's really frustrating. All right, okay, but we're you fall and it ain't the vacations fall
It's just my silly little log and that's why I got protect it so well with this helmet. All right, listen ham
You got a special mind. Okay, you're a little unlocked, but you listen
Okay, you're like a you're like a door. You're like a doorknob. Okay. Yeah, we just got a lock you
Door you they can be unlocked and locked. Okay, but you know, so you know, it doesn't stay locked
It doesn't stay unlocked. You can relock it. We just have to find the key
All right. Okay. All right. Jesus. The key is Randy Wrangler
Jesus Christ of the PD
I mean, but you're not even Christian. This doesn't make
All right, listen you need to think of it like okay, what is the what is the police force and
Christianity have in common
We kill people that are bad. Okay. Well, yes, but that's not what I was talking about
We both have a book
Tigers listen the your Bible your Bible right now needs to be the book of all okay
Yeah, yeah
I'm happy to keep learning sergeant just frustrated with myself and the way that
Rhymes with my erection
There it is. Very good Gunner.
Yeah, that's, well, I should say that because you're probably not married, are you?
And I don't want to think about that. I'm not seeing one of those.
I'm married. I got a...
Listen, guys like me and Gunner can't get married.
Yeah, we're just, you know, we're just...
Can't be faithful. Can't be faithful.
Look up, man. Look up.
Yeah, you got to look up.
Oh, no. Why would you tell me to do that?
That doesn't make me feel better at all, Cactus.
I just looked at a woman's breasts and buttocks.
That's nice. All right.
No, all right. I'm going to stop lulling and start letting go learn go learn
What she turned into Mario put up with that one cigarette at a time sir, right one cigarette at a time
Anyways, so I don't know if the DA's office knows something I don't
But all that was in the room has requested to drop all charges
Yeah. Yeah. So the person, uh, this, uh, Oliver Trent came in to get their money for it. And
they told me the only people in the room was the DA's office and the judge. So I don't,
I don't know. Like I said, I don't know if the DA's office knows something I don't, maybe
they do. But if they're just dropping guilty pleas without talking to any of the cops
involved, that ain't right.
Like when was this yesterday or two days ago? A couple days ago. Was that at an
open court? No, no chamber hearing, which is even more weird. I know I got a chat with
that judge. I got it, sir. You don't you don't got to worry about that. That's that's beneath
you. I just wanted to let you know what I'm working on. I'm perfect. If you got it, take
care of it because this is this is dumb. Yeah, I'm gonna like I said, maybe I'm a little
little benefit of the doubt. I'm gonna talk to the DA's DA's office first. Maybe they
know some shit that we don't write. But if not, I'm gonna be like, okay, come
Come on. You guys can't do that.
I just love to know which like DA or ADA this was.
Uh, I'm hearing it was Harry.
I thought he would have had more brain cells than that.
Well, he's usually pretty good.
Doesn't sound like him.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, well, good luck with that.
Thanks.
You need a packet of cigarettes for that.
I'll let you know what happens, okay?
Yeah, appreciate it.
All right, you want to get out there, Gunner?
Yeah, that's why I came on duty.
Yeah, let's go, man. Let's get the hell out of here.
All right, so the tubs on the button, what's happening?
Coffee's on.
One second, so I'll go coffee streaming.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Hey, Greg, come here for a sec.
Oh!
Hey, what's up, juice?
You're hearing great things about the hall monitor program,
so we're actually going to make it a permanent solution for you.
Oh, right.
It's so good.
So what we're going to do is have a max of three-ish hall
monitors, save that words.
If we can, we want to increase it.
We can try and keep it about three.
I'm sorry, who are you?
Yeah, that's good.
That's Mr. Buns.
Yeah.
And you're smoking in my PDY?
I don't see, he's smoking some.
He's all,
Yeah, they're out front.
They're out front.
They're out front.
They're out front.
Are you getting extra cigar there, old timer?
So what we're gonna do is,
once one of your hall monitors goes up
and they go into Academy,
we'll bring in another one just to replace it.
So you'll have like a constant string of new people that you can just
rank through the
So how many of us
You know what I don't know if you're going to end up with friends. That's really not up to me. I don't control your life
So that way you can do that one. Hey Kennedy
So that way you'll have like a constant string you too. I swear to God. I'm in no mood. Stop smoking in my god damn pv
Let's not let him smoke in some way much
no use put the damn cigar will you okay I'll go wait outside he just gave it
okay the uniform we're gonna keep it pretty standard pretty much to what you
have it here except go polo probably that's a good idea yeah I tell you
What sir if you're if you're gonna be permission I can just take the reins on that
Oh, it's that's up to you and costar
Sure, yeah, so we'll keep up. We'll keep the study stream of people for a home owners for you
Okay, but it's actually it's working out really well
Okay
All right, well, I appreciate it sir. Yeah, it's
Yeah, it was a good I'm hearing great things so we're gonna do it
Yeah, I won't tell you that's that's all going well, but it sounds like you already heard so
Yeah, yeah, just did it's working out. Okay. You just did yeah, I just didn't yeah, sorry about that
Well, you haven't heard before I met I met I was gonna I was gonna loop you in faster
But you know then that other thing happened and I was like that might take priority so
I don't like to I don't like to overwhelm with information
All right, you are good to proceed with all wonders and we'll keep you we'll keep you rockin people all right appreciate it guys
See ya. Hi. Have a good one. Let me to put a polo shoot on. Is that what you mean? Yeah, throw in a polo will you?
Yeah, get one for him too
Yeah, it's no problem.
That's all right.
So one of the guys, I love my job.
Fantastic, bro.
I know it's at Sergeant Adobe, Lieutenant.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Thanks.
Black, I guess.
Can you change that for me?
Sure.
All right.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
So how can I help you?
And he's saying that he was told to come back because his application has been accepted and the other person there was suspended by thorn
Okay, let's go on duty anymore. Let's go talk to him. Let's go. Let's go talk to him
I'm taking the report of this this dpd
Yes, who am I looking for outside?
Working through a chat
I'm gonna be honest I
I know what I know I know it I know it might seem a little overwhelming but I
live for it man I like it I really think I really do I don't know what it is man
I like it because I'm brewed up I like soaring through it I live for it you thought
I live for food you know I do but you know kind of poetically it's also what's
killing me can you sort through this duck's ass oh my god you got me to buy
chameleon cold brew oh my god what have I done I'm a fucking dirty drug
easy yeah so okay sir we are on a hiring freeze right now okay but if you
but I'll tell you what if you come back by the weekend I think it's gonna be
unfrozen hey how come after wear this stupid shirt all right I will be back
this weekend yeah sorry about that sir it's all good I appreciate it all right
how can I help you that I got your spendage just checking in on that what
How did you get suspended for and I was very sleep deprived and I thought it was a good
idea to give someone a casing as a souvenir from something I thought was irrelevant on
my first day like eight hours after Academy.
Okay.
Yeah.
How long are you suspended for?
48 hours, but I was told to meet either Thorne or someone else.
Okay.
say yeah what I gotta do I think thorns off duty right now so I can't help you
all right come on gunner sorry sorry sorry in New Zealand in New Zealand if
these are what your name drivers on look out so what is it lock hard yeah
look up okay all right well that's all cleared up thanks for bringing all
to me if you need anything okay thank you sir yeah we'll do i'll get you a new tag
yes work on that okay you got it sir all right locker i think i could be home under
material he told me to go up the staircase i'm up the staircase now let's go oh god what is
how come everybody's getting suspended down is easier beats the fuck out of me
I don't I don't know what you did
Yeah, I can tell you I guess Burton did it or some shit
People can't take this away from me. All right. I'm just after badge bunnies. I just learned about that you ever heard of those
Hmm. What is that a badge bunny apparently they're women that go after men with badges
Like a like EMS or judges
like uh like ems or judges no no like cops oh okay i see they want to be
they want to be like you ever heard that saying um she's fucking like a rabbit
no i've never heard that no i don't really know do they i've never seen a rabbit
Well, that explains why there's so many of them, I guess.
Yeah.
That does explain that.
You know why they don't make noise when they have sex?
Why's that?
Because they have cotton balls.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a good one.
I was getting it.
You know what?
I just thought of that.
Somebody told me that I also have.
But what does a rabbit have to do with cotton balls?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like my balls are screaming
Sometimes I feel like they're screaming you ever feel you ever just listen after that that last trip we had yeah
She sat in my lap. Yeah, the one I tried to marry. Yeah, I got this sore
On the side of my leg and it's been hurting right here. Oh, I've heard of that. I think that's a friction burn
Okay. Yeah, I just keep I just keeps peeling at that
Yeah, just I well that's what I've been doing is I've just been kind of like picking. Yeah. Yeah. I just keep picking at that
Yeah, that's probably okay
You're talking to go away. I'm on as well
You can get you know, you can get the the the wart stuff or where you get it at home
You know and you can kind of go with counter kind of like press it on there
You know you mean are you talking about that shit that you used to clean your computer where you
turn it upside down. Yeah. Oh, God, there's piss all over the floor
here. Where? All right. Can we get this all the way to the
scene? That smells that is that is hot piss. Jesus Christ. Okay.
This place got shut down. Well, they think that's you think
hey, wait, wait, wait, wait a second. Hold on. Are you sure
that's pissed and not female ejaculation? Oh, yeah. Yeah,
when when they have the orgasm and they just pee
everywhere that could be it yeah this place I don't know if they're back and
they got shut down by the health department for a week because they got
a minor wasted the minor doing down here from the hills no no no no an 18 year
old oh yeah yeah not like a coal miner oh those guys you know it was legally
not coal miners drunk no bars would be open you know you know you know that's
That's a great thing about video games, they're like Minecraft, they're just training children
to go back to the mines.
Jesus Christ, you read what?
No, not mine comp, Minecraft.
Oh, okay.
The video game, they're just training the children to work in the mines is what I heard.
I was about to have to re-educate you, that kind of stuff is not okay.
Alright, watch the card, William, I'm going to go piss down in the subway.
Okay, I'll wait here.
Nature's toilet, the subway.
it all flows down there anyways true all right I'll be our back job sorry I woke
up and immediately came to the stream
West on the Spoochy Boulevard it is a red
motorcycle with one occupant they are dressed up as an elf yeah I saw that
guy get on a bike and drive away so that is a hundred percent Grand Theft Auto
you go get him yeah I'm waiting for my 47 to return from a 10-1-hunt
North on Kalei Avenue.
Here.
They are dropping in front of a mall?
East mouse, Andreas.
East mouse, Andreas.
Right.
Southbound in the red garage.
Going to be heading out towards Kalei probably.
Beach, mouse.
Beach, beach, mouse.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
I was standing right by you when I was making those communications.
You too.
He's going to come back to the mall.
He's just hanging out here.
He's a little mall parasite.
Oh, I think you're right now, Aisha. I got him right here. He's climbing up the stairs to the mall right now.
Going around the building.
Well, look at the guy on the bike.
What's your time, too?
That's so long. That's so long.
The sub-a-thon is done, chat. You did it.
You let ID end.
You poor fatties.
Fat, cocastic fuck. What am I gonna do now, fuck?
Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen, Lizzen.
East on San Andreas.
Alright someone either needs to chase it or then you start calling out
Be dandy
Converted me I'm gonna convert you sucks your penis
Yeah, I'm only 16. Oh, it's banned that person
That person for two years like this guy
The homeless person sleeping down there. No it is
J-Bell
Wait, I gotta re put it on already had it on would they automatically come on?
Yeah
Downtown five thousand five gifted subs guys
The extra subs
From yesterday only
How how do you how do you manage a threesome got a pump today?
I'm gonna need to take a drink at the...
Get the...
Um, you know, like there's so many holes.
Like, what do you start with?
What do you start with when you have a threesome?
Well, I'd probably start with jacking the guy off.
And then once he gets done jacking me off,
I'd imagine I'd go to bed.
Wait, that's...
I mean, the guy...
Yeah.
I'm talking about a threesome with two women.
What the hell is that?
you know where it's like yeah you have two women there that are fully naked and
you just get to do whatever you want to how would that work I only have one
erection that's what I know but that's like a big thing is that one woman's
already hard enough for me to handle I feel like it would make a lot more
sense with with two with three guys no no I'm sorry
Hold on let's get through this real quick
Hey, this is Randy Wrangler, I'm out 1038 it's gonna be a silver
Color car two doors one time
Sorry about that I can't control it sometimes
I have problems controlling my erection too sometimes.
You do. I don't get erections.
But that's because I learned from the best, the pervert himself, Randy Rampler.
That's me.
I don't like you.
Oh, okay.
You beat me up.
Hey, are you that guy that runs around the city all stabbing people?
No.
Okay. Could you please step out of the vehicle for me?
why
Just get out of the car sir come on we wouldn't we wouldn't want after a rescue and don't do that
No, this guy's gonna run 100%
You got a gunner yeah, all right fucking yeah, you got a gunner
What am I wrong? What is he talking about?
I don't do X...
Not anymore!
That's right, that uh...
How many days?
Uh, thirteen.
Hey! That's pretty good!
We gotta throw you a sober quinceanera!
Yeah, I'm gonna need my sober quinceanera in two days.
Yeah, that's gonna be good!
Should I run?
No.
No! No! No! Of course you should have!
Yeah!
That's it!
Damn it, motherfucker!
Aw, and I'm hungry and thirsty.
Really gotta make sure you eat your breakfast. It's most important here at the Meal of the Dead.
I know, I just fucking, you know, so I've been on this thing where I just do coffee and that's it.
You know, some cultures only have breakfast. Just one giant breakfast and then that's it. That's all they have.
I couldn't do it. I don't know if I could do it.
Yeah, I couldn't either. I need my lunchtime sleeve of Oreos.
The only, actually, you know what I would do? It's just a giant sleeve of pussy.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, I would too
What are we talking about?
Oh, I see okay
Christ Jesus Christ snow what is that?
What the hell was that? What the fuck was that? Explosion for that! God! God it's birds!
There's a pole? That was going that fast, God! Oh thank God, the fire burned up the sirens.
No. Beautiful.
Her birth's too close to my man, my cold brew, yep.
I gotta get it in there.
So yeah, anyway, Eaton, Eaton.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good to have me for that comment.
You ever do that? Long time viewer here.
You know where you put your, you put your, you put your, you put your head in between a woman's legs.
Birds and uh...
There's a, like a plethora of...
Just chow down.
Oh, god no.
That's P. P. comes from there.
Yeah, but I thought that's what I think that's what women want.
I was reading this book.
I was reading this book called She Comes First.
OK. And apparently I just read the cliff notes.
But the whole thing is is you have to put your finger in their butthole
and then you got to eat that.
Oh, God, no, that's I might be a pervert, but that's the range.
I'm just saying that's what the women want
When wingspan well, you know, I
Mean a I'm not I'm not Christina Aguilera. I don't care. I don't care what a girl wants
Okay
That's I think I think that's the end of the book. It was described as four play
Now there's a fourth person getting involved, too. I told you I wouldn't even know what to do with an extra
I know well your whole the whole concept of the guy thing is interesting right because wouldn't men be better at just jacking you off in general anyway because I
Feel like a man knows what a man wants that's kind of why sometimes I prefer when the woman does have a penis
Yeah, I've never I've never had that experience before. What's that? Oh, it's great. I mean it really makes a lot more sense to it's like
You know, you couldn't eat sushi with one chopstick
You know what I mean? It's easier with two
But you can eat it with two. Oh god. We're being robbed. Oh
God we're being robbed
Oh Jesus Christ
I was coming to see oh my god. This guy's gonna rob us treat me like that help this guy's gonna rob us
This guy's actually gonna shoot us. I know he is
run he's gonna he's gonna shoot this guy will shoot look at him what be nice
look at this guy is going to shoot this guy is saying that you're gonna make
this guy will shoot look at him this guy will shoot this guy will 100% shoot
Jesus Christ that was close all right yeah that guy that guy would have shot
there thank god you must have our guns out I smell bacon who said that all right
I caught him sir do you want me to take this guy oh I smell a bad driver you're
in the cop car what happens all right we're gonna hit you with it I drove
in a pole at 50 miles an hour of my car you can explode it I take this IV
I tried to I tried to block that man from shooting
I agree 50
Was it a hundred
There's over a hundred this car doesn't go over a hundred on for dear life
We won't let you die probably. Yeah, you probably won't die
176 to Clips medical
96 to
crispy
Well from 96 to 104 and then blow up. I think the curb boost fucked it up. I got a question. Have you ever eaten a vagina before?
I'm trying to currently oh, yes, I just you know, I heard that's what women want
Yeah, that's gross isn't it?
That sounds like
disgusting
Person to person I think personal preference
Let's ask our receptionist Chanel. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be a murderer as a personal preference you but that's so wrong and sick
And never I didn't say it was longer sick the same
Who's to say that's wrong?
The police I'd imagine well or the police
Just someone said you're a cop does it make it, right?
Someone just decided that one day
talking about you know no no that's how it works your god damn born a cop hey
donor what age did you realize you're a cop see you day been officer uh yeah it's
I mean it's just getting started it's been okay hopefully gets better okay
thank you being called trooper or officer troopers the tab in the
Wrangler I drove into a pole
Fucking card just exploded
Good ban
I don't like the title of that that seemed a little hurtful for a stupid fucking minor mistake
Spit it out.
There's something.
Okay.
Why was he in a treat?
An hour ban?
All right, mods unban him. He gets a message.
The timer is over.
Sub-Adon's ending early.
Is he dying or what?
You can thank Exxonab. Yeah, I don't want to do this anymore.
It's done.
Picking him up or helping him if he's not coming to the clips.
Stop it! He's 13 days sober.
Stop. Stop what you're doing.
I'm not drinking
What happened added the add of the hour that was
Hey overseer you are dying timer needs another 2.5 hours god damn you Logan god damn you Logan god damn you
All right, so an extra so an extra 2.5 from this
was it so five and a half what's his name
janky he fell out of a tree thinks he's a
child well well then I guess just so
five die right if he doesn't want to
come to the hospital confirm that's fine
all the greater good great they're good
okay wrongler when you have time I
would like to speak with you know when
you are wailing better i commented without context the other day i suck and i am an idiot
please let me out of prison i miss the funny chat sag uh okay the arms of the angel what's your
dog in your office where i won't i do not have office i do not believe in you think i don't
have another thank you the fuck does that work if those need a ride back yeah we're gonna need a
ride back
checkbook and medical kit but you might take this one first yes ma'am thank
you
now wait what is that my the recruit logic guy
No, my name's Kai. How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Kai Fulci.
Yeah, you're doing pretty good.
I'm about to be a Tak-Med.
Yeah, we'll be molding them.
Yeah.
Graping them into a Tak-Med.
Gonna get molded.
Why do you look like a deranged doll?
Huh?
You look like some...
It's not logic, though.
I look... I look adorable.
You were half black.
Somebody help me.
I'm not that guy!
I'm dying!
Okay.
I'm another guy!
Okay, I'm here!
I'm gonna drop and give me 50 push-ups and 20 crunches within 4 minutes.
You have no more time, you're starting now, go.
Okay.
Come with me, officers.
Okay.
So, um, could you tell me what happened to John Stimms and Ranger?
I was informed earlier by Ranger staff that Ranger has died.
Huh?
huh that the ranger has died yeah yeah sometimes we you know sometimes cops
die it's kind of the job all right i was wondering if there was something uh some
extenuating circumstance some some it went where there was a lot of uh violence no
Oh, all right. Well, anyway, um, Drangler, have you spoken to Lyra Bennett? You know when
that court case will happen? Yeah, I think that's today.
Well, really? When? Um, I got a text from Harry yesterday in the morning that said,
you do livers trial on Tuesday and I said what time and he has a respond all
right well will you please inform me when the trial does take place I would like
to attend okay all right and I think that will be all for now do you have
any question for me or regarding Tecmed at all yeah I got a question what is a
care what is carries carries like the diner what is low rent denny's oh okay it is like basic basic
bitch eye hop okay thank you i love my hop i love it sort of like murray calendars used to be
are you guys giving food chances here um well it depends we are restructuring our health
insurance plans so perhaps you will be able to afford one through health insurance okay I mean I
could just pay for it all right and yes we will offer a flu shot but PD may wish to buy in bulk
okay all right yeah that sounds good very well please reach out for any question regarding
pac-med or medical okay you have a quick question all right yes um do uh yourself pac-med and all
the doctors have access to uh this dreamer randomly had to be a discordant yeah yeah
pop that birth control out read the dms i'm sending you to my understanding from yours it is uh
different information but sort of yes but like you could see like uh if you were to look me up
You could see, like, my information in there.
What is your number?
John Riggs.
What if I actually was just in between RP DMing people like,
hey, I'm an African prince.
You are a golden city.
Hey, you have no friends or family.
OK, well, you have no address.
You are living at PDA, I suppose.
You have a phone number in here.
How's the group? All right.
All right, what I was wondering is that it would be helpful for you and your team to maybe have our emergency contacts listed on our government profiles?
Yes, you can reach out to any medical staff for this.
And you can see our photos on there too in case like if we thank them.
It is different than your system, so we will have to put further in specifically.
Oh, I see.
Okay, perfect.
I suspect we will undergo some update soon with MDT though.
So it may change.
Okay.
I'll turn on the screen.
I don't think the bus is old.
It is getting updated soon.
Wonderful.
Okay, that's all the questions I have.
All right.
General question.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
See you later, Overseer.
Bye.
Yeah, Riggs, we need to run.
Our fucking car blew the hell up.
Oh, no.
Who was driving?
Yeah, I was.
If we're crashing to a pole and have your car just blow up.
Yeah.
Hey, Rick, I got a question.
OK.
You're married?
You're married, man?
No, I'm divorced.
Oh, OK, you're good.
So you've clearly had tons of sex in the past.
Cavities, but in Polish.
They don't call it cavities over there?
How much, uh, pussy have you eaten?
That is an awful, I don't know if that's an appropriate question for a colleague.
Well, hold on, I mean, you can take this answer to the question.
Hey, how's it going? Hey, did you drop these?
I mean, I don't know if I can really put a, I mean, do you have a,
do you have an answer to that question?
No, but I know, no, man, I appreciate you picking it up, sir.
No problem.
Hey, do you have more?
No.
Okay.
How's the day going?
Uh...
Yeah, I think it comps what their work is.
That's kind of weird right now, isn't it?
Hey, guys.
Hello.
Yeah, she just got hired.
Hey, Chanel.
Hey.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hey, what about the Toho?
OK.
Medical degrees.
I don't think you need a medical degree to BMS.
I think you just need a driver's license.
He did not.
Did that say doctor?
Did it not?
I know I think she's wearing scrubs like a doctor right?
Oh yeah.
Oh.
She said, she just said, guess who just got hired.
Yeah I thought that, I thought she meant EMS, that's just kind of where my mind went.
She was having people two weeks ago, and doctors having people same shit.
J-Belt, well that's our, you know what we got him, like I got arrested so that's
good.
uh yeah that's fucking that's great news we need that oh jesus what the fuck is this
should you need your bathroom impound so you go here no i can sit there we got that panda crew
Right.
Yep.
Gunner, get out.
Come on, Gunner.
I mean, have you done that before?
Have you done that before?
Wait, you have?
Yeah.
Do women, do women like that?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, see?
I'm telling you, Rangler, I'm telling you.
I mean, people like when you give them money too, but you know, I don't want to do that.
Just because someone likes something doesn't mean that you like it.
We're talking about, like, you know, like, like pleasing women, you know what I mean?
I mean, oh yeah, just put a penis in him. I don't think you're required to do it
Yeah, but why I don't understand why would you want to just put your penis in them?
And then they see things like oh wow that that's in there. All right
Well, no, no, no wax wait, what do you mean in cake and eat it is that where that comes from?
Is that what is eating cake that's where that comes from? Yeah, are you kidding me?
You can have your cake. I'm telling you this is like a phenomenon tons of people are doing this. That's sick
I'm not doing that. I'm just saying there's tons of people that are doing this. Oh
Because the aliens think I don't even like how it looks, you know, I don't want to put my mouth on it
No, when I see it it grosses me out to be on the other side of the fence here
I mean Michael Douglas did say that he can throw cancer from doing it. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I can't do that with you directly.
Wait, he did?
He said that?
He said that, yeah, yeah.
Too much, too much of it.
Yeah, he gave him the throat cancer.
That's crazy.
9,0007, that's too much.
You guys stop doing that, Gunner.
Well, I'm not.
I'm not doing it.
I just was reading that that's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to eat.
You're supposed to eat there?
Put your fingers in their ass.
Damn.
Let's.
Let's.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, we're just saying out my full time.
Yeah, A-firm, you say it.
You guys know what you're going to do.
I'm just, I was reading a book.
We're all right, we're all right.
Sorry, when you say 940, I will never register.
Yep, it's called She Comes First,
literally about female orgasm.
How about you pick up a book called Being a Man?
Why does she have to come first?
I don't understand.
I don't understand, yeah.
Okay, you know, I thought maybe they would.
I'm gonna write a book called
Just Put Your Erection Inside of Her.
I thought they would maybe
Get more wet if I do that or something, you know.
Bad.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
They ejaculate, they get their ejaculation on you.
Why do you?
Hello?
I don't think you've heard of this.
Gunner, are you a virgin?
Can you hear me already?
No, I had sex at the strip club, remember?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
You want it to be as dried up as possible.
Cold, too.
Okay, maybe I'm maybe I'm just reading the wrong stuff. Maybe I'm reading propaganda. I guess I don't know
Yeah, that doesn't do you really need to sit down and compare notes on this? I think you could both benefit from it
That's true
All right, fellas. I'm gonna get out there. Are you a good day, right? Let's go. John Riggs
Hello, Cliff Steelfish
I'm pretty great. How are you?
on the people's names.
That's great.
Great to see you.
Hey, John.
Is that you, John?
Hey, Garibara, how you doing?
I'm pretty freaking great.
Hey, did you get a text from Ernest?
He seemed like he was doing pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, he texted me, yeah.
Oh, hey, Gary.
Good to see you.
Gary, good to see you.
All right, see you out there.
Hey, Gary.
Is that you, Willie?
Yeah, hey, Gary, I got a question.
Yeah, Willie, hey, how the hell are you?
Good to see you.
Listen, I'm trying to do this whole thing.
I'm doing good.
I thought you were suspended.
Wait, I think you're driving my car, man
Yeah, I just pulled out
Yeah, man, you must have got in on accident or something you're ever got out of it
That's my car
All right, I found our car three here all my stuff in there though. We'll see you later rigs
what's my car jbo yeah I was talking to the guys back at the station they said
that's cannibalism yeah it sounds like that's gonna give you cancer to you
don't want to do that and I'm local hey this is Randy Wrangler I'm a police
officer you've got what's good hey can you can you just can you just help me
out for a second okay I own a boat called a dinghy I need you can you
Just tell me what the damn plate number on that muffler is.
How am I supposed to know?
Because you can see my profile. I can't see that shit.
Okay, what's your name, sir?
Relic.
Oh, God.
What?
Is that a Wrangler?
Yeah, you're not in here.
What? No, okay, it's R-E-L-L-I-K.
Relic Bedlam?
Yeah, that me.
Dingy.
It's 42 XP I 2 Kp
It's 42 Kp or 2 Kp I XP. Yeah, look sir. This is an emergency. I gotta go
All right
105 108 direct. Yeah sunday to the first guy the call for me
Listen to this
Okay, okay. Yeah, so all these so I got a FTO here bang us up in the garage. Can you come here?
You mean bam.
What the goddamn hell is going on?
I think that's worth doing something wrong and eat.
Alright, Jesus fucking Christ.
Police! Police!
Okay, okay, okay.
I think there's a correlation, okay?
Between cancer and eating.
Okay, finally.
You know, because these doctors don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Well, I said the information that Gary told us, right?
I'm looking at the list here.
Steve Jobs.
Babe Ruth.
Ulysses S. Green.
What the hell is happening right now?
What is she doing?
What is she doing now?
Basically both of them just pulled over a bunch of gang members to do some stuff
And I realized that we had a probationary trooper taking out a cadet who's you know
Taking a 30 day LA who probably needs some proper FTO and is all I and so I was trying to get us some proper FTO in here
But I've been told that apparently these guys have special permission from you to go out and that she's gonna be taking
A final eval skipping two phases of cadet stage. Is that correct? Yeah, that's all correct
All right. Well, if you're okay with that sir, then your command and I don't have a say in it
But I was just trying to you know, who shit bright that's all yeah, that's the other fine
All right. Well, I've got your call that then I guess they can get out there. All right. Sounds good. All right. Well
Anyway back to this list right
David Bowie
Your suits
Yeah, I heard he was a real horn dog too. Yeah, you know Audrey Hepburn
Audrey man, then that sounds like the name of a guy that really is a horn dog, right?
And
I'll give you a Newton John
You know what they just called me down there for so that could have been a phone call
I'm just I'm just saying there's a correlation between
You're gonna jam that guy up. I gotta get some food man. Oh, yeah, I gotta get some food too. Looks like they're open
I'm looking at my oh this is crazy
What is
Jackie Kennedy got cancer you think she was eating pussy
No, I can't imagine a president would do that.
Oh, no, it's the president's wife.
Oh, yeah, probably them.
You know, because he was cheating on her with Marilyn Monroe, maybe she decided to go out
and get revenge and eat some.
Oh, now I'm dead.
I'm dead now.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You did this.
You did this.
Hey, Valentini.
Not too surprised to see you here.
Hey, don't blow up your car again.
What is that?
Hey, why why are you not in prison anymore because I got out because I served my tie. Oh, okay
I want you to have more people in the city hall. I never
Yeah, what is that supposed to mean you're not
Surprised to see me. Yeah
What do you mean? I
restaurant opening
I mean, it's Italian to and I'm Italian. I just got reeks of garlic. Exactly
You're a friend alone, you know your glasses are really ugly
This guy I'm surprised this guy's in through making that little
Is there a bad joke convention here go blow up your car again your glasses are ugly. What is this shit?
You just need why are you so cruel because you're a criminal and I hate you
Okay, I swear to God. Listen to this. You got charged. You got charged with that because you said some horrible things to me
You got charged with that you deserve that emotional distress charge
Frank Zappa
Also, also cancer. Oh, that's the guy that invented the taser, right?
What I'm just I'm just saying probably I don't know who he is a picture of him
Fucking ads on my cell phone for pinball machines
Hey how's it going? We don't have a reservation. We don't have a reservation, but it looks like you're pretty slow right now.
Hello? Sir? Hey, um, hey, I can help you here, sir. Hello? Sir, over here?
Hello? Sir, we don't have a reservation, but- We do not have a reservation.
The personality hire. Okay. It's one of those kind of restaurants. You gotta get a reservation no matter what.
Okay, well, you wanna go find a different one? Yeah, let's just get the fuck out of here,
than if they're gonna be dickheads to us.
He's a crumb.
Oh, how are you guys doing?
They're not going there. They're close.
They're not going there. They're not taking walk-ins right now.
No, we're off the notch, you may have.
The guy just ignored us.
Well, okay, I'm sorry.
They're not taking any. It's probably not even going to be sorry.
I promise you guys we can get you a very nice order.
We can absolutely do the best order.
guy at the host that they're just ignored us like we were fucking some
tree rats walking in no no the personality higher
oh okay i know how that is
sorry about that you mean like fangle yeah like fangle
oh okay
hello welcome to kajina oh how can we help you
Oh, uh, were you, were you spot me on this ring? Sure. Sure. Let me, uh, you know, I've heard a lot of Italian people say GABA GOOL.
So long. What is that? I'm not Italian. Oh, but what I can, can I talk to an Italian person? Sure, sir, Mr Mario, he doesn't want to talk to me.
No, no, no, no, I just
We're being robbed
Yeah, I've heard a lot of
goofy Italian guys say
What is that?
Where you had your date it's like a no, no how I say it kind of just like a delectable kind of like a dry
smoke Salami
It's like more trolling pepper. Oh, yeah, I'll have one of those. Oh
Come and check it out. I got a good. Yeah
I mean, I hate the break the news here. We don't really serve that
No, God, we're making a sub and no God will go on very
No, what can I do?
All right, I'll take the ZD.
I'll take the ZD then.
Yeah, sir, have you taken a look at our menus?
I'll take the ZD.
What's when you read? I'll take the ZD.
Only what is ZD?
Oh pizza. Oh you know no no no no what no I want this I want the ziti he wants
the ziti not the pizza okay sorry so get where's the fucking ziti you
should know I was just I was just I was they should be able to make yeah I'm
Yeah, I don't know what's on on
They're all new
So
Hey, welcome to Kajinos, what can I get you? I'll take the ZD
Okay
You want to ZD yeah, can I get the Gabba ghoul? They don't have any fucking God
No
They don't have it well, I know I want to know what it is
What's the God of explain guys playing out of it? He wasn't listening. Sorry. I was reading it. We I'm coming up with this crazy theory
Where if you if you foreplay with a woman you're gonna get cancer
Oh, oh see that's what I've been saying finally a formula in clickbait right now
No, I just I was reading this book the other day but after talking to people
I think it's misinformation and everything. I've been looking at seems to be that
If you go down on a woman
I got I was locked up in there. What are you saying?
I know the Gabba ghoul
Yeah, one Gabba ghoul
Yeah, that's just that's just basically pork meat, right?
Good. Okay. I'll I yeah, that's fine of that
Two ZDs
Is that coming in ZD form?
$70 a second me. Yeah, I'll take a I'll take a Gabba ghoul and inside of the ZD. Yeah, I'll do a
Lasagna saying all right, but we only got ZD
Let me cook.
All right, all right.
Let him cook.
I'll tell you what.
Go ahead and cook.
Go ahead and cook.
Let him cook.
Sorry, sorry.
I'll go, I'll go double check on him, sir.
I'll do a double check on the Z.
All right, once we're leaving with the Gabba Google, you know, and what would you like, sir?
I'll do an orange juice with some pulp.
What is that?
Orange juice with what else?
Orange juice, orange juice in Italian food.
You're not going to get like heartburn.
uh... and then i'll do a spaghetti
and uh...
three hot teas
three hot teas
once and then one spaghetti
uh... and a slice
what do you want?
okay and a pizza
uh... any slice specifically?
any food
just you know
cheese, smungerita
just some cheese and some basil
or cheese, just double it up
okay okay i'm not exactly what you want to get for you
okay and i'll just get um...
I think we need more gunner.
Three?
Yeah.
This is what he got.
Well, actually, you know what?
I like the, um, you know what?
I want, I want the special.
Wow.
Look at this.
They got a special menu over here.
Where is he going?
Oh, sure.
Oh, he saw the ambulance.
Okay.
Can I get the, the, um, Kujino?
No combo.
The Kujino combo.
Yeah.
Okay, so basically fight hot season total two speakings in total
Was on you a pie and OJ correct. Yeah, that's it
Okay, I'll be about do you guys have any what's that dessert called the like the dessert the Italian the Italian dessert
you know if you can't hear on any time soon we're gonna give it to you said
there there it is okay wrangler you got this yeah I got one sec I state
many my steady
uh... now i'm just gonna get cash
and i don't follow me over here
uh... because of the people around just uh... if you don't mind putting this
tray right
there are many of them
not yet now just like i second what she wants
yeah i just wanted three of them
i'm sure
there you go just you know give it to the platter real quick
okay
Is this any guy?
275?
Yep.
That's it?
Right at the same time.
Yeah.
That's not bad.
And just one Kojino combo, one pizza, one spaghetti,
and bihaztee, full tankling.
Little, yeah, a little extra for you.
Here's your man.
Coming right up.
All right.
What the hell's that?
Oh, I got the, oh, I see.
What are you looking at?
Yeah, they're playing music.
You don't hear that?
Black tea, green tea, or lemon tea?
That's hardly I
Kind of I like my tea. I like my women green green
I like I like my tea how I like my women
With breasts yeah
with the giant
gaping vagina
hmm
and cancer
Well, that's only when you go down on a woman when you eat her
Can you confirm that man?
No, I'm actually virgin. Oh
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm a nun. That's good. We've we've been doing a little bit of research
Is it cuz that's how much sex you've had
Wait, is that really yeah
I got the pizza instead now. I need to look that up. I can grab the pizza. Sure
It's not what okay
Well, let's see. She's supposed to pizza you get the pizza. I
Just all the pizza. All right, so here's your pizza. Yeah, you should really have intercourse sometime
It's very very pleasant. It's the whole reason I live
Well here is a nun
Um
None comes from the old English
None and the the late latin. No, no
Originally a generic word for addressing an old person. Oh
So you're old easy could you know combo? Oh, thank you. Can you send my compliments to the chef?
Your hat is great and
That's me.
Here's your spaghetti.
Oh, fantastic.
I gotta come here more often.
Can I sip a bit of Anita?
Oh, who knows my nickname?
The Italian per-
Oh, God! What's in that?
Oh, God. Oh, my-
What is in that? No!
What the fuck?
Sir, sir, did you get it too fast?
Oh, God, what is in that?
I don't know.
What did you eat
Had the gabba ghoul
You guys gotta throw you got you got throw that pork out. What do you mean?
I think he's gonna pop again Jesus Christ
What
Oh
You guys have to have that displayed where's your health inspection
I just I was just
You need to tell me where it is right now, ma'am. It's over by the TV's it's gonna be over by the TV's over here
Cuz I'm actually the house inspector
Oh
No, I got this little twirly fin
Take out this plate
You forget about it, I forget about it and we forget we never saw that
Oh
God
Let me just oh my you know my food was pretty yeah, you too. My food was good
Yours was not huh? No, I don't know what I got don't get that. Okay. Do not get
I ate the what yeah the Gabba ghoul the Gabba ghoul is on you and the spaghetti and meat. Oh my god
Jesus come on get up something get up something calm his stomach, please
Okay, here's three waters, just please don't don't don't spray it right back up in me for the law
Last I'd seen you you like salt the coat murder that happened down the fucking other restaurant
We said a little tech a guy that shot one of our reviewers me
Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that long time ago
Guys accidentally use the human meat this look at how sick this guy is. Yeah, there's no human me Jesus Christ
You don't want me to accusations. Yeah
Fucking storm was in there yelling about it like a couple weeks ago either I didn't know like yes
He was and I'm like, what is this fucking definition? I'm pretty sure that textbook that nation
We tried some of this on you again. There you go
Thank you, what the water? Oh, I got you three bottles
Yeah
Oh my god, it's like a movie
Listen listen I'm gonna be down there in a second I'm gonna talk to you it's important shit
Oh my, you just get her!
I'm gonna see what I get there
Jesus Christ, alright, ciao
Get her!
Holy shit, oh fuck
Help him!
I'm calling a goddamn medical service, Jesus Christ
What the hell is going on?
What happened?
Did you guys kill him?
No, what do you mean?
I didn't see anything.
He's still smoking, that's crazy.
I mean, come on, that should have dicked him. That's just kind of fucked up to say that.
Of course he is.
Uh, Chow, there's a trooper that's just been cuking everywhere like, uh...
I mean, fucking everywhere. He just landed in his own pile of puke and has passed out right now.
Oh God, how do you medical? How do you medical at uh, Voronoi?
Hey, watch it.
I need you to mess with the Cajinos.
Oh my gosh.
What is this?
God damn it, get the tank back there.
God damn it.
The Cajinos, help!
Help!
Oh my god, he's going to aspirate on his own puke, you guys.
You have no sense of-
No, no, no, he's eating vagina.
He hasn't-
Oh my god, he has cancer?
No, he hasn't eaten ass yet.
Legendary.
Will it help him?
I don't know that's what you just said
Aspirate you need that hope I said yeah, I could help you. What do you need?
Party mom and action, yeah, they always end up being a nurse too don't that scratch my back
What's happening Gary goddamn gunners dying in front of me
I'm so sorry to hear that, Alex Gimaz gives me information to a Border Patrol.
I'm gonna stay going by car, get in my automatic water.
I'm gonna make sure that no one's a drug runner or something.
Hold on, I'll pull out air 1 and then we can do it together, okay?
Sir, sir.
It'll be easier with air 1, okay?
What's up, sir?
Actually, you can see where we are.
Alright, you're gonna main travel with the ladies.
Get the hell out of here, sir.
Alright, let me...
Help him!
Oh my God.
Oh god, and this shit grab him he's disgusting
Help him, help him, help him
Oh god, can that shit grab him?
Help him, and this shit grab him
Oh no, no, I need a b-
Oh god, oh my god, help him
Holy shit
Shit, fix the airway, turn him on inside you fuck
Suck the puke out of him
Out the mouth, let's go
Righty-dity
I don't know if I wanna do that
This shit, you're about to get fired
I'm a grand good, you gotta suck it
Get it out
Start sucking boy, come on
That's a good cop right there. We can't lose him.
Hell yeah! Let's go!
Pull the greater good! Pull the greater good!
Pull the greater good.
Good.
Gunner!
You did it! You saved your life!
Let's go! Let's go!
That's it? Okay.
Yeah, what else you want?
I know! Okay, it was so... come on.
It was...
No, that's good. That's good. Get that out.
This was a result of eating food here.
I think so.
Gunner, I'll be on top.
I will be on top of the hospital roof with the helicopter.
Join me when you're okay.
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, that's true. Walk it off.
We think it has something to do with the food.
Who is, uh, in charge of the restaurant here?
Um, definitely not.
RPE Creative.
is the place all right what can you tell me about food here oh I tell you it's the
best food ever it's the healthiest food ever and yeah really yeah absolutely what
was the patient eating they keep saying they ate gaba ghoul but we ain't
certain no gaba ghoul I'm not sure I got to get a hold of Tony's and see what
he gave him that's not gonna go but did you get everything they told me there was
no fucking gaba ghoul and no fucking ZD what the fuck what did you get
wrong where I got the spaghetti then I got green tea well is that what you gave
him as well the passion oh yeah I get you guys later I'll be back later all
Alright, walk it off. I gotta go and pull the helicopter.
Yeah, go on.
So what? No fucking Z.
317 to smog?
Send it.
Yeah, uh, let's... do you want to pick a channel for that operation?
Uh, how does 7 sound, sir?
7 sounds good. I'll see you there.
Radio check.
Hello.
I don't know why I tried to tell you something really after I told you about radio.
Where were you down on Signal Street if you want to pick us up?
If you guys if you guys want to go in boat, I can go on help because it's good to have a unit on the ground, right?
Yeah, the reason this is happening
Apparently the ball is robbed a
D8 like an hour and a half ago on grove and there was a bunch of them one of them had an afro
We just found a really weirdly parked car down here on the signal street docks like right next to a waterway
Purple car so we think they might just be going to do a tail perico run sir
tail perico huh?
Well, I prefer a song pepper myself, but if you think that's what's going on
We'll figure it out. I'm just gonna pull out our one and I'm gonna pick up gunner from the hospital
Then we'll get right down there. Okay
He had some bad Gabba ghoul at the Italian place on Spanish. I don't know what the fuck it's called
Yeah, he was thrown up everywhere, but he's in good hands. He should be fine
Anyways, I'm pulling out everyone now. I'll let you know when we're on the way
to MRPD to grab it. I'm gonna try jumping off this container I'm stuck on. See me down
there if I don't. Do you want me to see if I can grab you?
Not the best flight conditions, but you'll have to do. He's totally air certified. What
the fuck? I thought everyone in command could do this. What the fuck? I didn't know I
can't do that. That's a suspicious truck. I'm just waiting on gunner now. In tennis
years you've never seen me fly a chopper I've been pulling it out for you know
kids it's fun occasionally I think it's good to pull out every once in a while
but I do like being on the ground hey McConnell what's up man guys get those
subs in I feel like we need to pump to like 10 hours man 10 hours would be
such a good pump guys we have to get if we can get through this week if
If everyone here just gives 10,000 subs each,
this stream will go into next year's sub-a-thon.
And now we're chaining sub-a-thons, right?
Now we're, which then the timer restarts,
or the, not the timer, but the,
like the price per sub restarts.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, if we start sandwiching sub-a-thons,
is the Twitch subs added?
They are, that's it, that's it for that.
We're fully caught up on that which those twitch subs did fucking pump those those those pumped
Need those paychecks
Well, so a lot of people get paid the first week of the month
All right salary boys do so if we can wait for the CEOs to get paid this week if we can just hold out till Friday
Guys yeah, we need the salary boys
And the well well the welfare boys got paid today, so hopefully they'll carry yep
You do get paid this week, that's what I'm saying.
McConnell, just stream role play.
Role play viewers are clinically insane.
Just fucking psychopaths.
Actually mentally ill, all right.
How much do we owe you?
We got, I think we're primed to beat the first year sub-a-thon.
What time for my trial?
Don't know.
That's so long.
over here
gunner over here
we're on channel seven
oh yeah that'll be good
you're hop on channel seven
hopefully it'll be okay if you get into a helicopter while having a
food plan this should be fine I imagine
smog we're smog we're on the way
slash me silent farts
I had one on me 43 K is impossible. I think it's possible. Oh
Gunner come on man
You need to use that Wendy's bag
I'm not gonna check your pants you're an adult you want me to land this goddamn thing do you need a second
I'm not gonna reach into your poopy pants.
Oh, that's disgusting.
You got us to...
Alright, get the hell out of here.
Get the hell out of this.
Get out of this.
That is disgusting.
I can't.
It's not my fault you took me.
This is your fault.
You got to figure that out.
You got to figure that shit out.
You took me to get a towel.
I didn't know that they were gonna...
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Alright, we're down here waiting.
Once you guys get in a boat, I guess I'll just
We'll go down there and see what we can see right?
Sorry, what was that?
On signal no goners dealing with something where's the car at on signal
Kind of by the kind of by the bridge
Okay, I think I know where
Gunner get in!
Just-
I-I'm scared.
Just get into seat two! Get into seat two!
I-I-I don't have to shit again!
I need you to work the camera, man!
I hit the car next to the ladder.
They're behind it. Fuck it.
I don't know how to say anything.
Are you on channel seven?
Yeah, it's time for we got eyes.
Alright, well we're gonna go throw the boat down.
Alright.
We'll give you guys a little bit of a head start since, you know,
so I can take us that long of you down there.
That is illegally parked, if you want to, uh, inventory that for tow.
See.
Well, let's take a look.
Not the best flight conditions, but we'll see what we can do, damn it.
Yeah.
What am I looking for?
It's really anyone coming back from Mexico.
They're coming up on it soon.
Who else to?
Be honest with you, boys, it's so damn foggy I can't get close,
but we'll try to use the camera here.
I don't ship over there with guns all over it.
Yeah, that's the Mexican Navy.
Uh, no, that's me. Go ahead. You can use it.
Hello.
Hey, B5s, you guys, we're the only ones patrolling right now, so just don't get nothing you can't get out of,
because everybody's at RPD doing God knows what.
What the fuck are they doing?
Yeah, I'm not sure. I thought I was missing a meeting, but I guess I was, and I just want to let you all know I see where you're all headed.
Just don't get nothing you can't get out of.
There's 17 troopers on duty. There's no way.
I mean, check for yourself, guys.
Well, why don't you go there and see what the hell they're doing, okay?
No, okay, alright, no, no, we're okay, we're okay.
Sorry about that, Gary.
We got a well we do got a boat over here
The uh, maybe just south of
Oh, yeah, if you want to you can come
Check the registration on this see who comes back to it's I'm right on top of it
Yeah, they're very violent out here
Some somebody even call this place a PVP zone police versus perverts
It's obviously, yeah, I'm more of a pervert than I am a police.
That's for sure.
I'm short of my stomach.
Yeah, we won't go back there.
It was kind of nice of her though.
And I'll see if we can find anything else when you guys are doing that.
Who belongs to another organization?
That's bizarre.
And you want to know what organization that is?
Which one?
The Teamsters Union.
I think it's ran by Giovanni Delucci.
The right hand of the governor.
I actually caught their chug brother leaving Kayo Perico a couple days ago and unloaded
him.
And I think he's going to be in a good position.
And I think he's going to be in a good position.
And I think he's going to be in a good position.
And I think he's going to be in a good position.
This is a boat moving on the left there.
You got a boat moving on the left.
Make sure it's on a Navy boat.
Yeah, that's suspicious, boys.
Mark that down.
Todd Lagrange is in here too.
Yeah, make sure you check the truck of that.
Like close to the island?
Yeah.
We don't want to get too close.
They'll start shooting RPGs at us.
There's also
Okay, hold on go ahead and let me get into the camera you're not talking about that battleship are you
Yeah, that looks like the Navy. I know I know I know I know I know really
Really, this is above our pay grade a little bit. Oh, there's a lot of boats out here over where we're at by this cove
These these look like rentals
Those people are animals in the bush.
Do you see any gun boats, sir?
There's thermal if you want to use it.
One gun boat, but hold on.
We think we might see some people in a bush.
Oh, that's a person in the bush.
We got a person.
I see some thermals.
We got people over here.
The person in the bush.
He's on the radio.
He's directly going to get them.
He's on the radio.
We got contact.
He's going to be.
He's on the radio.
He's trying to be a plant.
Get over here, boys.
Let's go.
Yeah, he's directly to our north.
He's on the radio right now, multiple
Multiple three individuals in this bush
Let's go boys
Pointing at my bush right of other side other side right? Yeah to the left to the left. Yep that big bush right there
Go ahead and make contacts get on the island if they are hostile we'll land and we'll help you guys out
Well, let's make contact
off no negative we got a hold here guys
they're in the bush on the north side the
north middle north of the island alright
you do the west side of the island keep
going next next out of bush is keep
going directly northeast we're taking
fireboy the boat shooting I guess it's a
13 at least we landed safely that's
true wait that they're ignoring the
I
Breaking news US fleet in US police invade Mexico, okay
What a bad idea no we have to be I'm telling you we need to occupy Mexico
Shoot them oh
It might be a badass, I'm telling you we need to formulate a plan to occupy Mexico
This place is considered a criminal safe haven. I know it is
No
I got some medkits in my pocket
God damn it we have to occupy Mexico. I'm telling you
Yep, oh wait, I can't do it here. So it's just something about the cop Erica weather doesn't allow me God's too hot
Damn this humid climate
That's fine, that's okay, that's all right this humid climate is making the adhesive on the band-aids not work
We got suspects
All right, let's go on the radio guys get some backup
Okay, listen up everyone listen up everyone listen up
new Wrangler Lieutenant Initiative featuring smog occupy what's the name of
this place hello parrot is there occupy KO perico dispatch one two three I'm
telling you there's WMD's here I know that there's WMD's here I know that
here this is where weapons are being made we have to occupy this place
Oh my god, I knew it
It's up to use a discretion do you want to be over there near the in that old triage area?
but I call them Willy sometimes.
So let me know if it gets too loud out here.
There's like a cartel guy that believes
for the man who's shooting at us just watch out.
A cartel member.
That's weird.
Why is that weird?
Tenfold, yeah.
Come on, Paraco, it's an island to the south.
So someone told us that there's a fucking house
on this island now.
So we were like, oh, yeah, let's go check that shit out.
Yeah, it's populated, man.
There's houses all over it.
People live here.
Not the cartel house.
Do you think the cartel built this?
Probably share some random all fuck it said fuck it. I'm a live on the island and built this shit
Look at his names and grades on this fucking better one. They said stages though. Who the fuck is age?
investigate
All right guys don't want one three out. We'll get some back up here. We'll get you guys on the boats
Did you get the med kits lock heart? Yeah, it's too sweaty over here that the bandages that basically soaking shit
Yeah, we have another helicopter
I'm not sure but we're definitely getting boats out here. We're gonna get boats out here
I'm gonna go ahead and search this guy make sure
Damn a honey
Can't shoot
You know even cops over here you fucking yeah, I apologize to your boys we shouldn't have you when you pull our guns
What's up?
You actually are all of you everyone let's just calm it down. Yeah, we all got a chill here. Okay, great
Okay, all right. I'm gonna get on five. I don't should be called for backup here. I don't ever people gonna come out
You know some you know what's up? I should have killed y'all
You certainly tried okay, I'm not built for this time. I should have killed y'all I should have just did that
You didn't sir. I'm gonna come back. Hey when all of this is said and done
I knew it was really was asking about a boat
I swear to God I hate it. I think this island corrupts people turn this guy evil. Hey, do they got guns on boys?
I'm angry letter dog 200 rifles and who I
Maybe your parents because they raised some bitches
Hey, why hey, it's all me man. Don't aim the parents. Are we getting are we gonna?
Are we are we gonna be over coming we gotta get someone that can fly this helicopter fortune
I think the helicopter is okay
That's good. Oh, is it think it is
No, no, there's no such thing. We've never been to the moon. Okay, there's no such thing
You sound manic right now. I'm just gonna tell you you sound manic
It's a hundred K at least no it's going back down. I'm calling
Hey
Hey boys
Hey, Lockhart, did you take their guns? I'm assuming about it, right? Yeah, I've got let me double-check them again
They cuz I'm on this one. They go a lot of stuff
I'm gonna write a strongly worded letter to the police.
To your parents, bro.
To your parents.
I'm gonna take a seat while we wait for backup here.
How many guns are there?
This place is nice.
Uh, Lockhart has all the, hey, Lockhart.
I'm the hunting rifles and I've got a combat pistol.
Double checks if you got anything else on you. You got a machete. Yeah
Hey, what are you guys doing here anyways? You're not Mexican
I don't think you're supposed to be here
Yes, we are
Yes, we are we got a annex this place I
I agree we got to occupy Mexico. I'm looking to buy a summer house actually
You care a lot of changing a 24 grand the police occupying Mexico could be a this could actually be a fun
Yeah, I'm just I'm just I'm just expressing to consider. I'm sorry. It's all dangerous
money. We're not taking the money. Yeah, I don't need the money.
So I just, man, just, just, just some advice. I just think
24 grand is a lot to keep on. Don't want to get robbed. Hey,
who asked? Who asked? Who asked? That we're inferred on
the question.
Hello. You know, this does look like a house that I've
seen before in videos about Mexico and stuff. Yeah, this
tracks.
It is lovely. It's lovely. It's got a hell of a view.
Who was Sage? We gotta investigate whoever built this.
Hey, there's also a guy over here calling it.
Terry.
Terry.
They're a fucking named Sage that built this.
Is Gunnar okay?
Yeah, it literally says Sage Code.
But you don't see Gunnar.
Oh, where is he?
We don't fucking know, Gunnar.
I'm not asking you.
William!
He's gonna be in here.
Really?
No, Barry shut up.
Or Dary shut up, dog.
Was he using the helicopter, right?
Really?
I don't know where he's at.
He was right next to me. How did that cock get murked? What happened to you dog?
Y'all shot us for no reason
You actually you aim guns at us you can't know
We can't know I saw you do it. I want you to shoot me
It's gonna be hard to read the forensic results in Spanish, but I think we can probably prove it
Gunner is not even on duty. Oh god
They might have kidnapped up. Oh, no
If you want to move this channel seven we can as well
How do you keep saying Gary what's going on?
Let me know if they know if the chance
POW gunner sorry sorry to me to step on your thick grass
Be very very careful there's gunboots patrolling the island and they will try to kill you
Oh
How did he go?
Hey, good job.
By the way, thank you.
Thank you.
Looks like it's internet.
Maybe one of them got away.
One of them got away.
Yeah, we gotta find gunners.
I didn't know I put him down here.
Didn't I tell you?
I think that they took.
I think they took him captive.
I think there was a POW.
No, I move.
I definitely moved gunner.
They're going to torture him to death.
We got to save him.
Oh, no, we have to.
We have to occupy Mexico boys. It's actually in circumstances. It's legal. We get to invade now. You're right
We did see friends happening here
They'll come get you guys. I can hear them. I can hear the boats
That's a penis
I'm gonna miss William
I
Chat we have a good court day. We have the Lyra Bennett case right into Mike Block. It's looking like
Save the helicopter it's worth more than all of you
come around on this boat I bet you try to save his friends oh shit it was bad
timing real bad timing I think I see a guy in the distance
I think it's him hey take my rifle off me a few thousands R&B I do have that
hunting rifle I could use one of us that guy just seems like a local in the
oh I see I see guys listen this is the unit that showed up it's a 78 request
No, I can't see shit, whatever need to be transported, let's put them on the boat and get out of here real quick.
This is gonna spark an international conflict.
Yeah, we just started a war, I think.
Help!
Let me get you boys on there.
Gary, I'll get you off to the lieutenant, okay?
I understand.
He might give me a promotion.
Thanks, Claude.
One day.
Oh, nice.
Oh, there we go. Okay.
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him, it's so shaky.
I can't anchor here, so.
No, it's alright, it was just so shaky.
Alright, and we gotta pilot by the way.
Yeah, we gotta pilot here, we gotta pilot.
And test.
Wrangler might have the key for the helicopter, I'm not sure.
Well, is Wrangler in the fire?
Yeah, he's in the boat.
Alright, let's try and get this field, and then...
I don't have to get you out, Lieutenant.
I hope we find him if he falls in.
Why are we waiting until we're here?
I need you guys to help out the butt so I can get LT out, okay?
I can't anchor this.
That's not fine. It's not like he's gonna go too far.
He's in seat three.
I'm getting up to...
I believe so. Actually the other guy might not be cuffed.
Okay, yeah.
Ow! Ow! Ah!
Okay, can someone get the key of Prangla?
I need the buzzed key of Prangla.
It'd work, everyone. It'd work.
who's who am I giving it to you into me know what okay he's under the boat I don't
even know what time the core case is all officers all units all suspects
accounted I think diva just got on I think trying to sort it out now good
Small good eye. Thank you, sir. All right guys, we're gonna get out of here a Wrangler's mod of a transition
I'm gonna be honest with you boys
I think I'm gonna I
Think I might have to answer for this. We just invaded a foreign country and how it shots on the military
Not good, not good guys. Well, there are laws that cover your ass for that
Really?
I'm not I'm not too privy of Cal perico laws in their penal code. Oh
Well, Kaipuriko is not a country.
Oh!
What is it?
Who owns it?
Nobody, that's why it's not a country.
Well, it's a territory, so I'm not a country.
It is a territory, so yeah, yeah, what would you say?
Yeah.
This guy's 702 plus 1 plus 247s, uh, 76 equids from Calphery.
You guys follow them in there, right?
Oh no.
well you can definitely follow somebody into a country no no we didn't do that
at all we invaded that might be a problem right that's what I said we got
big issues big big issues well if they're not a country can they
prosecute us well here's the goddamn thing okay let's be honest we all know
where the fucking drugs and guns are coming from okay and honestly it's
starting to ruin our country and if someone needs to get a goddamn hold on
it and if it's not gonna be their military it's gonna be ours I've been
saying since day one we need to annex Kaya we got an oxy pie on us
And exit from the cartel what can strangle hold that's on there
So
Okay
I
Just send a whole fucking PD over there and take it over
We need to get smog and his crew to smuggle supplies in there to build an outpost
We're gonna need some jail cells too. Are we playing rust?
All right, what's that make? All right, I'm
All right, you're suspended five minutes
It's a disease!
I can't go with this ladder.
I got a medkit on me. You can just...
If you want to patch me up, it's fine.
Alright.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Feel better.
What the fuck happened to y'all?
War. War happened.
If you need more backup next time you go, just let me know.
Well, we didn't know.
I mean, I'm going to have to come up with a plan.
We got to do something.
Sorry, I got to call you back one sec.
But I got big news.
OK.
All right.
So with Yakkel, that could either
be something that we learned two months ago,
or it could actually be big news.
And there's nothing in between.
PDMS.
It's really a 50-50.
Or yeah, too.
Or it could just be absolutely nothing
See IDs known that for months
All right scheduling issues so I'm sure I'll keep you in the loop
There's also a huge Mike box trial potentially happening today, so shit be all twisted
See, I need to write up and submit ready for a falcon case, but
Would Mike already be free no, I don't think so
Hey, can you uh, can you meet me in my office?
Yeah, sure. I'll be there in like five.
Alright, I'm down with the docks. But yeah, it should be like five to ten minutes.
Alright, no worries. I'll see you there. Bye bye.
Where's the helicopter at?
I think they're on the way, sir. Should be, hopefully.
Hey, who has the chopper?
I see Max Angel, I believe, is the one who responded saying he was pilot certified.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, sir?
No, damn it. Angel, are you on the frequency?
It's a 668, I believe, is call sign.
Max Angel you on you on the channel
There is
Hey, oh it's EMS
All right, I gotta get back to PD boys. Can you guys give me a lift?
Small good work. Well, I'll know someone coming pick you up from the hospital. Okay, sorry that we started the war sir
It really wasn't my intention. Hey, hey, they started the war. We're gonna finish it
mm-hmm
Those are tense on there I bet
I've only heard people saying they get shot at by a lot of shit including rocket launchers down there. Yeah, you have to be tactical you
be tactical
I'm gonna have to work on my
Like Spanish is anyone here? No Spanish?
Yeah, how do I say you are terrorist?
uh yo soy teri auto teri teri is teri is though teri is though yo soy teri is though
that's saying you are a terrorist oh me soy you know it seems like two two eris teri is though
to eris terry easto
hey what's going on
hello
hello all right i'll call you back
yeah
but uh it didn't make it mate um it fell out of the course no god damn it did it really
I think it really did, mate.
It started tickling and everything, everything started basing and shit.
I guess it got shot too many times.
Fuck. Where is it in the ocean?
Emergency landing down to a door.
Okay, alright, okay, good, good, good.
Try to get a goddamn mechanic down there, will you?
Good, mate. I'll take care of it.
Alright, good work. Great emergency landing. No, that's good.
That's good.
Alright, Reed. I gotta take me home.
That would not have been good.
Yeah, nap, alright.
That would not have been bad.
I need a medical leave that's it would have been gone
So we have an issue where we have multiple people on duty, but not on radio
Okay, we need radio monitors now. Well, that's what this
Well, I'm just trying to figure out where everyone is we have a lot of people on duty
But they won't go around and ask what the fuck they're doing. Hey, what the fuck are you guys doing?
Evidence found in the carburetor lunging it right now. All right. Good work
Hey, right. Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, uh, you told me I could write solo right or is that just for the competition or yeah? No, no, no you can't
Okay, cool. Just make sure all right. I'm making grilled cheese thoughts
Make sure you butter the fucking make sure you butter that bread man. You butter that bread
Give it a little press. Oh
Hey, let's get into my office. I got the name of the EMS that let Liren bother. Oh good good
Yeah, that's gonna be needed for that
Is that happening tonight or no? I'm trying to get it tonight, but shit's
Stuff's you know, it's all fucked fighting against us. Yeah
Okay
So there's this report
That it looks like you guys want to drop the charges at
109 five. It's the one I texted you
Let me pull it up. Yeah, what happened with that? I
I just, you know, because, because it says plead guilty and I was like, Oh, maybe the DA's office knows something that I don't in this report.
Oh, this one. So apparently they didn't plead guilty. And the trooper even gave them the express steps on how to actually go around appealing it.
The report itself doesn't also actually say anything.
Did you ask Bosco if they pled guilty?
I didn't get a chance to meet the guy, but I have had a lot of concerning interactions
with Valska recently.
Hey, Yakkel, you come over to my office if you want.
Oh, alright.
Okay.
Did you ask any cop at all if there was actually a guilty plea?
I don't believe there was anybody else down there.
Okay.
So you see an R issue with that?
Yeah, no, of course.
Because if, I mean, if, if guilty police can just be appealed and dropped, then what the fuck's the point?
Well, I mean a, a arrest record also needs some sort of probable cause to justify it. Otherwise, it's an unjustified arrest.
Okay. So, okay. So, I, I feel like that, that something isn't, isn't click in here between us then.
Because I'm going to be honest, when people plead guilty, I almost do nothing
with the police support because it's a waste of my time. Because we're working under the assumption
that it's not going to be appealed. So who gives a fuck?
I mean, I don't disagree that there shouldn't, there doesn't need to be a large paper trail, but this literally doesn't have any justification for giving somebody a felony.
Okay. If you don't have probable cause, you can arrest somebody.
Right. But so, um, so, so, so if they're admitting guilt to it, then, I mean, if they're saying I did this,
I mean, is that not just the probable cause I mean, that's not in here either. No, it says plea guilty. I'll talk to him
Yeah, I mean because it's just so
I mean look Harry, I like working with you and everything
I'm not trying to create a divide or anything, but you know if if if guilty pleas can just be
Turned over then why I mean then what the hell is the point of it?
I mean the whole reason we have guilty pleas is so we don't have to sit there and you know
Worry about it, right?
Yeah, I would have been there out of luck
Yeah, I thought I would have told them they have to like I we got to get with the officer and figure out if they
Miss type not guilty somehow because as far as long as they says they're guilty
I wouldn't have dropped it. Yeah, and also you should have talked to Bosco there. That's I'll be honest
That's kind of fucked up that you overturned a
One of his guilty pleas without talking to him.
Well, I don't think Harry did it. Who did it? No, no, no, no, no. I did it. Oh, I bet. Okay. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.
I know I get where you're coming from, but at the same time if I have paperwork that tells me that somebody's got a felony
And they've got no reason to give them a felony. I don't know. That doesn't sit well with me either
I'm not expecting a lot of paperwork, but we got PC for charges
I mean, let's say let me let me take a look at it a little more. That's you know, that's why I'm talking to you because I you know
Yeah, no, absolutely.
You know, it's the same way if I come in here and tell you I've killed somebody, you can't arrest me despite that admission.
Now, I appreciate it's a little different because we've got a supposed plea in the cells.
But again, that wouldn't hold up in court either.
Okay.
Now, I can't appreciate that there's nothing in here.
Mm-hmm, that's so long.
I don't know, Mastro's operating a marked buffalo,
conducting traffic enforcement along westbound lanes,
bullet her when I clocked and observed a purple in color.
I mean, I know I get that, but he probably didn't fucking bother
because the guy just played guilty to everything.
And weird, is police officers, we really don't expect,
you know what I mean, we don't expect guilty pleas to be
propped to court, so.
But I, but I, there, there's, there should have, then now I do agree there should have been a little more in there,
but I think that if his guilty convictions start getting overturned, he's gonna feel, you know, without any communication, he's gonna feel blindsided.
And I don't think anyone should feel, feel like that.
Yeah, I reach out to him. I was at the end of a very long shift. I still don't like the report, but no, I get to, I can see what you're saying. There's nothing there, but you know,
we gotta talk to people, right?
Yeah, no, I'm done with it.
OK.
All right.
Cool.
What's up, Yackel?
Oh, I got some tea, dog.
OK, what's going on?
It's what I spot in.
So upon doing my usual look of the.
Make sure you're whispering, Yackel.
Yeah, I am.
OK.
I am.
Good.
Upon doing my usual look at the.
That's a good TMO for Halloween.
Bar complaints.
I saw Lenny Falcone had one by Phoebe.
Okay, well
Guess what judge is handling it is it a Hawthorne
Yeah, yeah
The guy that I read a text message of him trying to date Lyra and here rejecting him
Then them having some big emotional text together is the one that is handling the
lawyer who got in trouble due to the offending Lyra for Lyra's case he is
handling the bar complaint and the best part is he really doesn't do he literally
has not done any of the past probably like 20 bar complaints or more actually I
only seem on like two bar complaints period he really doesn't do any but I
I don't know all of a sudden he's doing this one, a funny Falcone.
I'm thinking I'm just going to let it happen as he's like,
just let him do that please.
Let it happen.
Let him do it.
I'm going to let it happen and let him fuck up.
And then after he reaches a rolling,
probably drops it or whatever, then I'll bring it up.
Because at that point, it's too late to backtrack.
Yeah, because we still got Hawthorne on the line.
He admitted, there's texts of, you need to send me
those texts.
minute that was taxed that were he admitted to wanting to date her. Oh, you want me to
get those tax? I need those because we have because we have Hawthorne on the line for dropping
one of her tickets for no reason at all. So that gives us a motive. Yeah, I actually
do need those. Yeah, I'll get those. It's definitely a read man. It's a trip. Let me
send them over it's pertinent to to my investigation all right uh oh yeah nate uh
air i was talking to wrangler uh
i tried talking to phoebe about the uh subpoena for
rachy or phoebe said they get off that one of them what the hell and i agreed uh are you
comfy writing it up or if not i can instead of skip the da's again and uh it's on my to do list
for the Falcone case, because that's the one where we need to see if he reached out the Falcone to let him
know anything about it. I'm going to be honest, I know you said it's along the prior list. I need
you to bump it up because this guy's my boss, okay, and he can suspend me at any time for any reason.
Loud and clear. So I need some ammo. Yeah, and you know, I'd advise maybe.
I would, I'm not, I'm not trying to bark orders at you. Okay, that came off as a little,
I didn't mean for it to come off like that. All I'm saying is that my ass is on the line,
That's all no no no I appreciate that like I said it's it's low on my priority list in terms of other shit
I've got going on but with the contrasts of you know
I didn't even think about it. He's well. He's got to be on duty to fucking suspend you
So you're probably fine, but yeah, I get what you're coming from. Well, I don't know actually
On duty just to do a bar complaint
Yeah, but uh, yeah, uh
I'm not
I'll be honest, you may not even have to specify that the techs are specifically with him and
Lenny.
Because of the general investigation that's ongoing for this group of people or something
else.
You could try to broaden it, but I mean...
Yeah, maybe broaden it, and if they deny it, then you change it to just that scope,
but shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars.
I personally, I would work the other way where I would try to keep it within the scope and
then I'm certain that we're going to find something that's going to be like, yeah,
she doesn't have a warrant.
And then we can just widen it because we'll be like, okay, what the fuck have they talked
about?
Yeah, I just kind of figured they, they, yeah, the worst they can say is no, and then
you can narrow it.
Yeah.
And then, and then you just edit it and then like two minutes and then bam, that's
true.
Yeah, it was right.
that way you just can kind of look at everything I don't know that's how I would
do it but do you hey I ain't no cop you know you feel it depends on the judge
though a lot of judges it really did not like to grant very broad phone records
of penis which I understand that's right yeah I guess I just had a way in my
wording of mine I don't know here one second I got to look at the C bill all
right what's that Chad I just remembered I left my hose on I was watering a
for you. Can you see, I can't see the the bar complaints, did Holtflin give a
reason for his decision one way or the other? Because I assume he didn't
do that yet. He just took it on. So on all of these we mark who's doing it and
he marked Prothorn in its under investigation. But he's literally only
only done I believe one other bar complaint ever. That's listed here.
Okay, so you went right for the honeypot?
Yeah, pretty much. And this, but I'll approve. Well, I'm going to go get these text messages
here. Wait, I'll just do it right here. I'll just slide in this one. I'm going to go look
through a phone again just to get those texts. Pretty juicy.
All right, that sounds good. I think once
We get a result on that bar complaint. We should move on the judges
Yeah, we got to get Hawthorne out who knows what else he's fucking up. Yeah, cool. Uh, all right. Can you send me that? Yeah, cool
Yeah, I just
Access the phone again. So I got to like look through it every time I do it, but don't worry. It'll be easy to find
It's like a block of 20 messages
okay yes holy shit no it's actually a block of like 20 messages oh my god I
forgot can we access phone records for more or no probably not damn I wish we
had the ability to do that yeah um how do you do that well I mean you can try
hold on if we can try that I just sense you something I I no clue if it will
but that fucking would be cool though give us the ability to do that snow said
it's planned good no way for those cuz that is pertinent that would be good can
they subpoena group text I think that command lets you see like everything
this hairy stream don't know we got shots fired at our PD we got shots
I got to see these ERP tax chat and then I'll get out there. I got to see him though
Somebody just started not to take a damn fucking slowchamber off of suspect
Okay
Got him. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm getting them. I'm literally gonna have to send you like 20 pictures
That's okay. That's fine. I'll go through them all
Will this be pertinent for our whole phone case in general I take it
I'd certainly pertinent for the
Hemdropping livers ticket it shows that he is
You know biased and not only bias
He's interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with her and that gives us motive and probable cause for the charges because the whole reason for
him dropping your ticket doesn't make a lot of sense in the first place
so this is the explanation we're going to use
and then we also have the uh...
taking the bar complaint of her lawyer
so we're just gonna... yeah i mean we're just gonna let him...
we're gonna let him do that
you don't want to bring that up if you're doing that case tonight
oh yeah no of course completely separate
yeah yeah no fuck that but let just let
he's not taking it he's not taking that case is he
I guess not what it is, right?
Oh, sorry.
I think there are judges available for us.
Does it look like a view outside of Singapore at 9-5?
I don't know.
Do you know that with the price?
I don't know.
It's dependent on the view.
Good night.
The AT rally that pulled into Eclipse.
Down the streams where you drive, going south.
And 4668, 10-5.
The 9-5.
Good break.
Was it the AT rally that was in Eclipse Medical?
It was an SUV with four doors open.
It was a black SUV.
Left-hand direction.
That outstrain's way straight.
Black SUV?
Yes.
Has it went past the PD?
How the hell did you guys lose suspects?
There was a black SUV.
I just drove up with all four doors open and the hop inside and they drove away.
We still got one.
You guys can't let people walk.
I'm going to put you on then if you want to be able to find them, boy.
That's fine.
We can talk to you.
We don't have to go.
I don't believe so, sir.
Yes, we do.
now sometimes you know how did the SUV know I mean they probably just sat there and waited
sure they're just fucking waited there's no group limits people will get away sometimes
like a lot hello hey sir we had to shoot someone in the cells because he had a
sled jammer and he's dead now and I got an officer come up to me that I gotta do a
a fucking report about an officer involved shooting is this a thing I mean
yeah just just write down what you told me all right perfect thank you sir all
right I'm gonna have to tell him to stop going to me for every little fucking
thing literally he's skipping the chain yeah I don't like that yeah he can't do
that yeah I gotta see those six but I'm Penta yeah it doesn't matter though
Okay, I sent them in a file. I had the ZIPPIC, so I had enough space. I numbered them one through, I think, 13.
The shitty part is there's a lot of kind of repeating of some of the texts in the different pictures because there's really no better way to prop it.
Wait, wait, what? I think, I think...
uh
Oh, so they're waiting on Lenny, huh?
Um, I believe so.
All right, I'm gonna take a nap because I'm now getting text that people are
something to lie around.
I'm asleep right here.
I can't believe you for one other reason, friend.
I'm not going to play 20 questions or something you want to say then say it.
Even you aren't that oblivious Hawthorne, don't play me for a fool.
No, you know what?
That's fine.
have a fantastic day Robert. Ooh. Ooh. I asked a question I got an answer to said
question. I accept the answer. I accept the answer question. If you want to be
angry over that then be angry. I don't care. Left on red. Smoked. Next number two.
I'm not sure what you actually expect from me if it was for me to be upset
with you with either of you or to act or to act out like karma and punch each
but yeah what is happening there's no reason to do any such thing and there
will never be I knew the answer long ago this was this month love triangle I've
tried to be respectful about everything to be open honest I'm going to send
this because I don't think you understand what it is you tried to do. Hawthorne, if
you think I'm upset because you asked a question, you couldn't be more incorrect. The anger
in living, that comes from the fact that you tried to cut me out of a conversation
About me
The fact you refused to even acknowledge more the fact
Hope you understand how much I appreciate reading these texts for when I'm driving listen to the stream like podcasts will buckle in buddy
This should get you through the next few miles
Hey, sir, we've got one of those 95s from Kayo Perico down in the cells. Yep
the other one slipped away so hey what we did today was that illegal yeah oh so we can charge
him for for being for an island shit but he done the island well you told him to put their
hands up and they I did you know we tried to detain him yeah and that's what comes up
shot at me across the border to that island and we just followed him in I mean we weren't
following him directly but we were doing border patrol and Saul I'll see into his citizens
over there god damn it okay are the u.s. citizens yeah okay then yeah then we
can extradite people all right all right I just want to make sure yeah they just
got extradited that's all all right all right God bless the United States of
America there you go good work staring at the door weirdly fucking weirdo
all right obviously your majesty's voice no disrespect but you're being weird
as fuck yak hey what the hell I'm gonna do an interruption count while
I'm trying to get through these texts. That's one
Okay, the anger in livid a tea levidity
Can I get a thumbs up on that?
levidity nice
Comes from the fact you tried to you tried to cut me out of a conversation
about me
The fact you refuse to even acknowledge me the fact
author
The fact wait the fact that you think okay, Ellen the fact that you think I think so goddamn little of you
The fact that you've just written me off
Like I'm yesterday's fucking trash
Instead of asking me my opinion on the situation getting my side getting my thoughts
Each year is not my keeper. We are in an open relation. Oh wait, what nobody is I'm not surprised to be one or fought over
over. I'm not anything less than a person involved with this situation that you are asking about.
Okay. I thought there was, I thought there was to be enough goddamn respect to have an adult
conversation. What is this about? Conversation between everyone. But I guess my opinion and
stance doesn't matter to you. What are they talking about? Skip. You're not interested
hearing any of it. You just what? Want to ask your singular question? What's the
question? Is if that's all the information you need? Is if that's all that
matters? Is if there's no other elements or anything in play with any of the
situation? Or to think the anger I bear is in regards to how low of a view you
think I have towards you? Like I think you're nothing. Or you don't matter.
Do you understand how incredibly disrespectful and hurtful all that is, Robert?
This is, this is her to him by the way, just so you guys know.
Okay.
Especially for it to come from someone who is held so close and dear.
To have them say, to have them say that about you.
Say that shit to you.
Okay.
for someone to not even give you the time of day even when spoken to just
outright ignored disregarded and tossed aside as if they didn't matter no I am
not mad about you asking a fucking question Hawthorne okay Hawthorne
Hawthorne responds you are right you are not a prize to be one or something
to be thought over I've never once thought you were you are not trash
You are a person an amazing person who I whom I
text eight
amazing person
Who my hold a high opinion of always have always will I never said or thought that you thought little of me
You like everyone else are entitled to the right to choose how to feel
who
Who choose how to feel?
Yikes how to act and how to live I already talked with you before
before so I know how you felt and I was not going to do anything that would attempt to
sway or convince you otherwise but beyond that I'm not going to ask you how you feel
about another person either I wanted to ask you to question I wanted to ask the question
to each because he is my best friend oh yo triangle okay him I could keep my composure
around at all costs. Him? I can handle hearing an answer from. You? I could not. I'm not
a strong person. Pussy. Pussy boy alert. Strong person. I'm not a strong person, Lyra Bennett.
I'm a coward. Don't say that. I'm a coward. A coward that runs from those who care and
get too close, but you already knew that. Sorry.
Huckboy. You and I both know you're not weak. You're not a
weak man filled with cowardice.
Do people talk like this to each other?
You don't give yourself enough credit for the hardship you've
faced in your life. Robert, I didn't realize people had so
much death. When I talk to the girls, it's like, it's like,
What's your favorite thing from the Costco deli?
Do you like the hot dog or the chicken?
Booby time booby time
Okay, you don't give yourself enough credit for the hardships you've faced in your life, Robert
I know you have your struggles and your apprehensions towards the sit towards situations and feelings
Not trusting yourself to be able to handle things, but you truly are stronger than that Hawthorne
Give yourself the credit your efforts and growths have allowed you to present
There it is. Oh
That's two
Yeah, all right
Yeah, the chief is not happy
About what?
Okay
Okay, actually might be coming up here right now. That's fine. Okay, I'll handle it
God bless. Thank you. They probably had this guy probably have guns. He's not supposed to have so it's we'll charge him with that
We're not supposed to go there. No. No, he said we can't go there and extra day people from the island
We're not supposed to be there at all
I mean if the chief says
Okay, it's all right boys, I'll take the blame
We just had a big conversation with him too, right?
No, no, no.
It's OK.
I'll take this one, guys.
It's not a big deal.
No, no, no, sir.
Sir, this is my operation.
No, no.
Hey, hey, that's an order.
That's an order.
Get out of here.
All right.
There's my order.
Get on patrol.
No, no, no, go.
I'm the mastermind.
I'm the mastermind.
Oh, go, go.
It's my idea.
It's fine.
All right.
I'm going to get chewed out today.
Probably gets suspended.
OK.
Sorry, champ.
Yeah.
I just, I accidentally gave friend gang a reason. I didn't know writing yourself off so easily is a disservice to yourself and your history. You've come a hell of a long way. You and I both know that. So please stop talking so poorly about my friend.
That being said, that doesn't excuse the efforts or lack thereof that you've pushed through today.
I still I really want to know what they're talking about. I am beyond hurt and pissed at you
I'll be bluntly forward enough to say you and I have spoken deeply on multiple occasions
You should have trusted me enough to know that I would never want to intentionally hurt you
Okay, I trust you respect yourself
However
I trust you respected yourself enough to hear the truth for me
Given our history in conversation
given our friendship. It's okay to not compose 24-7, hun, get hun. I don't care
if you show emotion. I actually prefer to see the emotion instead of watching you
shove it shove it down in a way making matters worse. That's not true. Women
don't want that. Letting things culminate and build up. That's not good for
anyone Robert. We may have spoken before but that doesn't mean but that
That doesn't mean that things couldn't have changed.
That doesn't mean that I don't feel you still deserve an explanation.
That you deserve the honesty and the truth that I have, and the truth I have to share
with you.
You are not a coward.
You are afraid.
Which is normal, especially when involving trauma.
Trust me, I'm fucking afraid of what's happening.
Are you kidding me?
I didn't intend for any of this to happen.
I don't do that shit.
I don't do that.
I've been adamantly against it.
Being a thing for over a decade.
Robert.
If anyone understands fear and trauma
and trying to work through it, it's me.
I'm the most damaged fuck that's ever lived.
I'm special because of my trauma.
It's turned me who I am today
and that's a special traumatized damaged person.
No one has went through trauma but me.
But the thing is you've made growth you've pushed no one has a sad story, but me
You think you you think you went through some shit turning the conversation into into being about her
Classic
Classic turning the conversation into being about her. I'm the victim here. I'm the victim me me
You've pushed yourself and opened up and I am so proud of you for that
But you don't get to use this trauma and regression is an excuse to treat someone like crap
Dishonoring and discer- ooh dishonoring and disrespecting them as you did to me earlier today. I am not going-
I am not going to sit around and be silent allowing it to happen. I may not run around
smacking people, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to raise my voice and make it
very well known about how unacceptable and intolerable it is.
Smack this. Keep your sorry's for yourself Robert. If you truly mean your sorry's
you'll meet with me and say them to my face. Until you can, until you can get
to that point I hope you have good health and I send well wishes. But I'm
out I respect myself too much to let to let crap like this slide you are better
than that I deserve better you are right you do deserve better dot dot dot I may
not be able to offer that to you but almost out to the end yeah number three
Yeah, I just wanted I wrote up a report about why we sent that prisoner downstairs to meet
with his maker. Okay, we we killed him. Yeah, he's dead. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, some
officer down there was giving us a hard time and saying that they wanted a full forensic
report officer involved shooting something like that I wrote a report it's not
suit because you said that we could just write what we told you he said that it
had to be completely full I tried to go in the middle I'm wondering if you can
look at it and tell me if that's fine who's the officer that told you do that
I don't know I'm trying to figure it out he was an asshole all right you
guys got to listen to him he's probably your superior don't skip the
chain of command I think I'm preaching just a trooper okay then he's your
Superior oh, but you told us gonna be good sir troopers can just tell me things to do because half of these people are morons guys
That's the chain of command
All right, if you don't like it then you need to go to a rank above them trooper first class
That's what I'm working on all right. Oh, all right. Well, you had told us that we only had to write a little bit
And so we told them that that's what
We'll just do a little friends just come on come on chain of command chain of command it. Hey chief. How we doing?
I'm telling him change it change it change a command change a command I
Told him I don't care go talk to a trooper first class
They're after it
What's going on chief?
Bishop no, you're good. You're good. Good. I never been in here too long. What's up? I
Heard we went to Cairo. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I could do that. Yeah, that's a no
Okay, I said no we can definitely do patrols and get we've got our ass right if they're coming back from that one
But yeah, we can't oh no
We were we were we were doing a patrol and then we saw them in a we saw them in bushes with guns out pointing them at us
Yeah, the unfortunate part is we that is so far out of our jurisdiction. It sucks. I
Think we got a hockey. I
Mean we all know where the guns and drugs are coming from and if their military isn't gonna do anything then goddamn it
We need to we need to do something. I mean, I think they're I think their military is the group that's actually doing it
Oh, well goddamn it. I mean there they're shitty governments ruining ours
pretty much and
Last time I ended up going over there. It was RPGs
Well, fortunately, we didn't see any of that today. It actually wasn't so bad
We did take some fire, but it was just one gunship. So not bad, right?
I got just one last time I was there just one you got tortured see
Yeah, he was actually taken there and tortured poor dude had to come back have a whole new identity was a big old deal
I'm telling you the worst disguise ever to yackle. I think we should build a stronghold there build an outpost
And we should do some coyote foot patrols because this is I mean this is ridiculous
We know where these people are getting the shit from I mean
We might be starting a war with a different country. Well, you know what welcome
Okay, because if we don't then they're just gonna keep bringing guns and drugs into our city number one and number two
It's not just us. Okay. These guys chief. I don't know if they told you these these criminals. They got a outpost. They're building there
Yeah, yeah, I've heard and I've seen it from a helicopter, but I try not to get too close because again RPGs
That's not good. That's not good. Do a blockade like don't let people go there as
Then you just block off
Mm-hmm that you're our jurisdiction side of it with like fucking manned boats. Oh people always find a way tackle, please please
People always want to laugh to laugh to see what we can do and see if we can work anything else out with the state when it comes to that place
But right now it's a big no for now. All right
Let's run out at least I will try and figure out something out
Maybe we'll be able to work out something I don't say that that an outpost wouldn't be a bad idea, honestly
It could actually be pretty good, but I don't know. We'll have to see what we can do with that local governments. I'm trying to my ass. Yeah, I know. I've been working on my Spanish to it to S to S Terra Risto.
Me so a Terra Risto.
You're you're you're all right. No, no, no, you're a you're a terrorist to air it to air is Terra Risto.
Why is it a tough one?
Yeah, it really is.
You don't live in the hell state that is Florida.
And then you have to learn a lot of Spanish.
And then you get mocked for it because you don't
Spanish enough.
It really sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, well, everything else is cool, man.
No worries.
I figured I'd check in with you on that one.
Holly Tinsel.
Yeah.
New sniper.
Oh, really?
Oh, fucking dead. I I will put her in the harness to check her up on the helicopter to see how they do in the in the helicopter for shots.
And
Although I'm like, I'm excited for that one.
We'll go Holly.
Yeah, Holly's a dead. I so I'm gonna try and find at least one more sniper for SWAT. If you have any recommendations, let me know and I'll take him out.
I'll let you know I'm trying to
You know, I'm just trying to clean shit up. I'm just trying to clean up normal day-to-day shit right now
You know all monitors and
Making sure that what's how many do you need now you got three solar you got done it
Well Kyle still wants to do it a little bit
I got to talk to him because I might have to tell him that he just he's gonna have to pick one
What is he trying to do? He wants to whole monitor a little bit, but he passed Academy
So but I mean, you know, I can appreciate him still wanting to do it
But he might need to focus on his learning, you know, why don't you want to do this?
So have him focus on the, you know, on getting to full Trooper.
But why don't you have him train up one of the next hall monitors?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not bad.
I do make it a, like if you were a hall monitor, you train the next one coming in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I got some people mind off to give him a call and I'll call him up and
I'll see if he can be there with the interviews and we'll, we'll sort it out.
All right, cool. It's a good program. All right, man. I'm out of here. All right, see you. Yeah, that's fun. Yes
Quick motion as I count as four
Yeah
Okay, you are very dear friend and I owe you that much name your time and place I will come to you
Yeah, I'm gonna run to you
Stop saying that you may not be able to offer that to me stop talking down about a
Stop talking down about yourself, Hawthorne. Little bitch.
That's doing nobody any favors perpetuating such a thing.
Tonight, I'm kinda slammed with a conference call.
And whatnot. For many hours, then training.
Later tonight. And then training later tonight.
So it'll probably have to be a tomorrow or Friday thing.
Let me know when you're free today.
I'll make time name your time in place and I'll be there my queen
Sorry, just got out of this cough call. Are you still around? I am just resting for a few Jason and I were cooking
All right. Yeah, I mean this is pretty good. Is there anything that explicitly says I
Love you. I mean that's that is that is good. Don't get me wrong
And I think we can get there with all that. No, he said and I think I think the context is what happened is
Yeah, what the fuck are they talking about?
He asked Ichi about the relationship or whatever.
I think Hawthorne talked to Ichi about it because he figured out that Ichi was dating Lyra.
And then I think Lyra got upset that Hawthorne was talking to Ichi about it but not her.
And then she confronted Hawthorne like why the hell ain't you talking to me about it? I'm my own person.
Oh, love triangle. This is why you should always go straight for sex.
Yeah. Yeah, that was my understanding. That was almost terrible. Yeah, that's what I was saying, man. There's like, I mean, I think it would have stuff. I probably just ask him what the hell the context is. I guess I think it can be implied what the context is, but
So, so she's mad that he asked each year if they were dating all that from that.
Well, so Hawthorne, I think God's the bullet.
Now Hawthorne wanted to be with Lyra and then got with each year and Hawthorne probably
said something that each year or something like that.
that made it kinda sad.
We fucking?
Hotone didn't just come to her and talk to her about it
instead of Ichi.
So Lyra didn't-
What the fuck was this question?
What was this question that they kept talking about
a fucking question?
What question?
What was the question?
It starts in the text, but like they never say.
It's probably something that's not set on a wooden chair
in the corner of the room of Watcher.
Yeah.
Okay, well, unfortunately,
I mean, we can ask Harry all that, or not Harry, sorry, Hawthorne all that, not Harry.
We can ask Hawthorne all that, right before we press charges, but we can't let him know
that we got all this shit right now, or else the gig will be up.
Maybe it'll be an Ichi's text.
That'd be nice.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe I do just make that shit super broad then.
Yeah, fuck it.
No, I think the apple's right, why not?
And if they say no, then narrow it.
Yeah, absolutely.
it will take like two minutes to just take out the scope part and put in a smaller scope
and then you just say okay I edited it. You should try to get that shit tonight or I gotta get my
I gotta know I gotta know more about the storm invested now. There's a couple judges I think
that should be around tonight because they got uh they have possibly the Lyra Benet trial
then they have a Mike Block trial. I think that's all waiting on Falcone. Oh disappeared. The
the mike block one
no no no no the the benefit one
i have a feeling that it was not going to happen
okay if anyone might have a fucking talk on tuesday at benet case i don't know
before i pull the trigger on the judges though
three hours it's over
no play the song
noo my taco place is closed
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
i'm a loyal talk i'm not
i'm not going to work for the minerals
Supina you submitted for the initial records
Maybe can I add you the can band thing like that?
No, yeah, it's just in the can guys this taco place. I go to listen to this insane deal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, all right
It's actually the fucking craziest goddamn deal. I've heard you both. All right. Listen to this
Three tacos and a modelo and they're good tacos to you like good
$5 for me insane, right?
No, I just wait, watch them fuck up with our complaint and then see what happens.
Yeah, I know.
All right.
Actually insane.
You guys take it easy.
Catch you later.
Yeah.
Cool.
I know in 2024.
I'm like, damn, I should just buy a bunch of food here work on this subpoena.
I will send you a collection of all the information, evidence and exhibits for the judge stuff,
but I'll do that off the MDT because of Prangize.
Alright, well I'll let you know what I find.
Well, you know, I guess call me if the live or thing happens and if not we'll figure
it out.
Yeah, sounds good.
Alright.
The investigation that Storm started to with some of the info I got from Wokodov
today.
Okay, that sounds good.
Alright, catch you later, see ya.
Like gringo tacos? What's the difference? I don't understand.
Are you talking about...
Are you talking about uh, I don't care. I love white people taco night.
I'm about ground beef and lettuce and yeah, I like them all. Stop gatekeeping tacos.
Yeah
Yeah
What's my favorite color of salsa? I'm a green boy all the way, man. I'm a Verde boy
all the way love that shit bro there's a restaurant I don't know if it's in I
don't know if it's in like others cities in Texas but there's a restaurant in
Austin called El Pollo Rico oh my god it's so fucking good man got it so good I
love it if you're ever in Austin you have to go to El Pollo Rico that shit
might be I don't know if it's in other places but it's so good.
Torchies? Nah. Torchies is... I mean it's okay. Is that the one that gives you a
whole chicken? Yeah you get a whole like Mexican roasted chicken I don't know
what it means but I like it and then they give you just like tortillas and
like an onion and a lime man and then their salsa they're Verde so good
And then you just make little tacos with it. So good. No, it's not a raw long in it's it's a cooked onion man
It's cooked. It's really good man
It's so good
Yeah, their green sauce is really good. What's going on here? Any cilantro? No, there's no cilantro, but it would be I would do like
No, you have to find your own sink. I
Don't know if I'm ever gonna go to Denver. Maybe I kind of want to try skiing sometime
But I feel like that skiing is one of it's like a big cause of death of rich people
So I feel like that should maybe be something I try to avoid
Hello
Hello, I'm too fat to ski. Oh, do you think I just sink into the snow?
Hello
Yeah, like butter
Okay, sink into the snow right onto the fucking ground. I've ever tried beef tongue tacos
Yeah, what is that called I
Like it. It's okay, right? I you know what man?
I'm a big like I
Try I try to keep it pretty simple. You know just carne asada, right?
Big fan of that and carnitas
Okay, and then if I can find a place that has good like shrimp or fish tacos. I'm very happy
Dude, just like good fish tacos? Fuck man, they're absolutely superior.
Love a good fish taco.
You've never had a good fish taco? You gotta find a good one, because most you have are gonna suck ass.
But when you find a really good one, oh man.
Fried? I mean, I don't like them either way.
But yeah, most you try are going to suck.
Dillon with five gifted!
With ten gifted!
I'm gonna fuck her sir by the way. I'm at the mall sir stop
What are you doing I don't know you don't know
Are you running?
Just running
on a cadet we're not hiring right now unless are you vouching for this guy what's happening
no like uh i think they've already come to the point oh i understand uh right i'll take every
ring one all right thank you all right so right now you do have the right to remain silent and
say i can't we'll be as good as cool though okay if you're not full moon little people are different
if that is available understand active 80 on tax six five if you're in a bus requesting a car a
car we're gonna be a bulletproof right now why are you running you just just running
yeah i don't know
yeah i got this
thank you uh once again tachsix all right man well no drill just running
yeah this is it can you get a tow for this yeah sometimes a boy just has gotta run i guess
ham's been great sir good is she is she learning again but yeah sir she's been really good
All right, you know what?
No, this is exactly what I'm talking about sometimes when you're sad you just have to ignore it
Yeah, I'm not feeling that much better to be honest. I'm just but you're doing that much better. I
Don't think I am. I think that he's telling me that so that I that's life
We never feel better, but at the end of the day we're still here
You're doing good, Ham. I'm not kidding.
Oh, yeah. Thanks, Mr. Kyle.
And you're looking good, too.
Okay. I'm sorry. Did I just get sexually harassed?
Hey.
Hey, what's going on, sir?
Yeah.
I'm just living my life.
Okay.
Well, yeah, we're going to have a few charges for you.
It's not going to be that much.
More can you go down to the army of rpd and check in with the person that needs to be hired?
I believe worse advice
Then they just need to I actually believe that man sometimes you just gotta fucking just do whatever it is you're supposed to do
And by the end of the day, maybe you'll feel better
Or not maybe you'll feel the same, but at least you'll have done whatever you were supposed to do
It's better than talking around some days, right?
That shit is worse to me. I know everyone works different, but man that
Where are you just sulkin around that shit makes me feel worse, man
Wait why what was that?
I have pretty intense depression, but yeah, but you're right. I just got to get through that shit good. Good. See it's working
It's working
What why what is that? What are you why? Oh?
Nothing
Hey, what's the power?
Hello
Yeah, I don't know what's your name, sir
Gilson Richardson
Well, mr. Gilson Richardson
One of the best things you can do if you're depressed you can't just sit there. I'm everyone's different
I'm just saying you know whatever
I'm also a giant piece of shit in my life isn't real so
You know take take it with the grain of salt
Rane stop sign, Jinit stop.
Got out of his vehicle and ran on.
No, no, there isn't any.
Drupers medics.
Is that it?
No, I think Druper Halliday on the YouTube.
You really turned the tap on on my phone.
Stand by.
It's a short, if you dare.
From who he is?
I thought, I thought, I think I turned the tap on.
All right, sir, I mean it's only 20 months if you plead guilty.
We are ready to receive the medial
All right, you got any last words or anything
Okay, you too. Thank you, sir
The fuck did that mean
I read I'm in service
Guys I gotta get the fuck out of here before someone starts talking to me
You're right. I had a good spot back up says LT. All right appreciate that. Thank you
guys
Three hours left on the clock going into the night. That's not good
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All we have to do
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Yeah, this shit's this shit's not lasting longer than a day. I don't want to be
Who's being kidnapped?
Oh, guy in trunks, man!
Where? Where?
Right here?
There's also a man in the trunk.
I got a report of a kid...
I'm watching a kid now that I've been having at the hotel.
I need a 777.
It's going to be a black SUV four times occupied.
Alright, they're screaming.
Someone's screaming, I don't want to be here anymore.
They're also saying distract them.
Here, stay mobile.
Come here lady. I got the driver running. The driver's running. It's gonna be this woman over there. Stop!
Tackle!
No, no, stay with the car. Stay with the car. Stay with the older. They're all gone. The car is gone.
There was a person in the back of that car.
Joining in the water. Oh!
Alright, where's the car?
Oh, I don't know.
Don't put a taster at me at the water park. That's dangerous.
You need to go why the fuck or go find the fucking car man. There's a person in that car. Why are you looking at me?
Man, can you please put your hands up?
Put your hands up a man gotten much wrong. I know I know I need to put your hair because you're under arrest
Why they face away?
Well, you tried to kidnap someone I
Did not try to kidnap someone he got into my trunk and then he closed it behind him. I wasn't looking
Alright, we'll go over all that, ma'am, okay?
Okay.
Did you enjoy the water park with me?
It was nice, yes. I did like it.
Okay, good. Okay.
They saw that really matters. It's a good day at the water park.
You know what? You're right. Maybe it's not about the kidnap victim.
Maybe it's just about the friends that we've made.
Yeah, it's the friends we've made along the way at the water park.
Who cares about kidnappings and people going missing?
and cars disappearing off the face of the earth.
Oh shit! Oh shit, I was just shoveling dirt. I didn't do nothing.
He got shot, he's dead.
Oh my god.
He's dead.
He's dead.
No one shooting on your property, sir.
Oh, that's that damn green lady, man. You've been in there.
Don't listen to him. My gas has passed.
Oh, I was high shot.
You got in my car.
Don't do that.
Don't get in police cars.
Yeah, it is.
You learn the, you learn the hard way, buddy.
Hey, uh, I need to get a mess here at the hotel.
Okay.
I need someone with me at the hotel.
She has bubbly guts, so you might want like a gas mask.
Okay, all right, we're gonna work on that. Okay, like it's fine. See it's getting brighter. Yeah, you might die man
I'm not sure
What mom is that you?
Grandma
Shoot deck. I don't know but tax drivers, but I told him I had no money
Okay, do me a favor take her do with so
I need some uh and then put her in the back of your garden I need you guys to uh
Uh, hey, you want us to go, sir?
Uh, no, I need you guys to stay here.
Uh, can you help him up?
Can you, I shot this guy.
Just help him survive, please.
Just help him survive.
Do whatever you got to do.
I don't need to go to the hospital.
I don't know.
He got shot.
We'll see you in 90 miles an hour.
Can you drop him, sir?
I'm pretty sure.
Let me double check, though.
I need you off my scene.
I need you off my scene now.
Go back to the beginning of the hall.
All right.
Let's go.
So my mom
No, sir you can't hold that and you also need to not be getting drunk in public
No, this is a sidewalk
Okay, so what's going to the food court in Israel go drink roll alcoholics dude the mall food court, okay?
Is this dead bag?
I like the geranium on my face from the rain.
OK, it's not raining.
Get out of my seat, Chad.
It's not raining?
It's not raining, sir.
Can we bring that man to the hospital?
Yeah, go ahead.
Go.
I'll follow you guys.
All right, please take her to a cell.
Ham, I actually need you to come with me.
Understood.
I'll take you to the cell, sir.
All right, everybody just get in.
Cuz I'm on their radio.
Oh understood, what the heck is this?
And they got away.
The whatever cop showed up just fucking, I don't know, they just...
I don't know.
They just watched me and see her.
Doing something like that.
Okay, so there's a whole shit jet there right now.
Uh, yeah, I mean, I don't know if they got out.
I don't know.
I don't know why they did that.
Can you have, can you get on the radio and uh...
Tell them that Wrangler wants that unit, that the secondary unit that showed up there to meet him at the hospital.
Understood
940 paging whatever secondary unit responded to mr. Wrangler outside the hotel
Say that he's pissed off
All right
Hospital hospital
I'm pissed off
Hey, what's going on go with him go with him
When you're all done take a look at the new ambulance. Oh
Oh, that's uh...
Are you guys opening up our pediatric division?
Pediatric division.
No, those go right in the morgue.
Oh, that's good.
Strictly harvested.
It's very nice.
It looks reinforced.
Kind of holds six meat bags back here.
Okay, what is a meat bag?
Organs.
That's the bag of meat.
I see it.
six
we need organs lots of them
i like this
okay
alright walla manial looks good
just wanted to try it
good to see you lieutenant
if you order
secondary color
it changes
seats and
rails
we're having a hard time
what was that you, what was that
My fuck up I'm brain dead moment. Okay. Are you locked in on the driver?
Yeah, listen, I understand stressful situation I get that but you know, I mean
If someone's a if someone is a if I'm saying hey, there's someone in this car. They've been kidnapped, right?
All right, okay, but you know you fucked up. Yeah, I understand. All right. Don't worry about just try to lock it a little more
All right, it's all good
Okay, I know as you fucked up
They're on their radio saying they're gonna meet at the casino. Say that we need some units there ready to intercept
It's gonna be a gang of clowns ready to intercept it's going to be a gang of clowns
All right, is anyone able to send me
It's a shame you want to fuck
All right good ham stay here
No, you need to stay here and you need to get some transport you need to take this guy down to the hospital, okay
down down the PD just get him in a cell okay that's wrong put your fucking hands
up right now face away from me I don't give a shit I'm getting out of here hey
detain that clown get these fucking get these goddamn clouds and handcuffs right
now what are you following your exam about the promos reporting about me get
Come on, hands up sir, hands up.
Hands up, sir.
I haven't even done anything, I haven't even done anything.
I literally haven't done anything.
How many you got, sir? Just three of them?
What do you need to get it figured out?
What?
Alright, alright, where is it?
Where is what?
Where is the goddamn person that you people kidnapped?
What?
What?
The person with the blue tape?
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
I was one of God kidnapped.
Oh, you got kidnapped?
Yeah, not by me, God.
People in a fucking taxi cab
Okay, all right, who was driving this car who was driving this car
Who was driving this car?
All right keep them in cuffs right now
Let's see ma'am you were in the truck of that car
So I was not I was in front seat. No you weren't I watched in the truck all right
Well, I had the trunk open, but I didn't anything out of it. We're gonna walk over here. So I put something in it
Okay
So whose cars is this I
Haven't got a clue the guy who walked in the casino used to want to pick this up
All right, ma'am. Do you got a weapons license?
Yes, I do. It's in my wallet. Okay. Is it valid?
yes sir should be okay all right check that okay this is not a valid weapons
license how is that known about weapons license you don't do you see the picture
you got on this yeah they say I could use that picture no this that no no that
that's not gonna work okay so you are gonna be under arrest for that right now
that's fucking hilarious cool all right right now you do with the retro main
silent anything you say can't we'll be against Cornwall okay the rent you
if you're not afforded one will be provided if one is available you understand
mm-hmm all right good no you're gay that guy's happy okay hey search both of
these guys for keys to this thing wrangly think you still need me or you're
good you're good god appreciate it you search this guy for the key I think he's
probably this guy's probably happy you got the key to this thing what key to
what that car right there no i don't have the key what's your name uh marley okay can you see
uh if he's on radio 28 i am because someone on that radio was yapping about meet me at the casino
i'm in a stolen car okay okay okay maybe it'll be that guy then this guy have keys on him
No, no, not to that car sir to any car
Two cars. Yeah to a felon to an imponte and into a caddy as well
Okay, are any of those cars here, sir
Okay, maybe we're sorry let me go take a look
Yeah, if they don't have the if they don't have the key to this then we'll just have to come loose
Yeah, they're on 28. Yeah, he's on 28. Yeah, I know. That's how I yeah I got here because they were on the radio talking about maybe at the casino
I'm in a stolen car. Oh, but it might have been there was another car parked next to it might it might have ran off
So we got her for she was getting in the trunk of this car. So, you know, it's
something trespassing something I'll figure it out, but her
uh she's got a she's got a fucked up um look at this shit she's got she's got that's her that's
her license that's not gonna be a valid license so what's that say on there that's just my name
dang dang okay i mean that's pretty cool but i know it's not valid at all i don't know lady at
the city hall said i can do it so that woman is blind i don't know she's a disabled woman
I'm gonna cut this person loose on this clown.
Yeah, yeah, cut him loose.
All right.
All right.
Hey, happy I appreciate your cooperation.
Be free to go, okay?
All right, man.
Right now you're the director of Mince Island.
I think you say, Ken, will be a good choreographer.
If you're interested in turning me into a 4-0 model,
be provided if it is available.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand it still.
I would like to speak with the lawyer if possible.
Okay.
It's so over.
No, guys.
The sub-a-thons, the edgers, the edger.
I'm telling you, people save up thousands of dollars
to edge this sub-a-thon man. I'm telling you they do! Thousands! Millions even! We're
going till November! Woohoo! I have dollars. Yes man. I'm not high on copium. Does it say
30 seconds for the duration? 30 seconds is what I do every year. Or did I do 35? I
I don't know Chris remember or Tommy one of those guys know I did 25 you did
9000 I did two minutes oh I did two minutes of some never below 45 that's
not true then it usually start a minute 30 no fucking shot it started at a
minute 30 one minute to 45 to 35 you thought
I think last year was
It usually goes up. Oh, did I do it backwards this year? Oh shit, I'm sorry
He's trying to do the naked
Yeah, that's an old reference.
How old are you?
Oh, I was born in 1975.
So I'll let you do the math.
Tom, I'm old.
Yeah, yeah, you remember that one for sure.
Yeah, I'm old.
Kids these days, they watch the Netflixes,
and they try and act like they, oh, I was there when.
Hey, what do you have Tom with these ID?
He gave that to me, he wanted us to all dress up like him.
So, he's not currently awake at this time,
but a bunch of us have the IDs
because he gave them out to us.
We don't use them, obviously it doesn't look nothing like us.
Okay, what do you say?
All right, let me give you that lawyer, okay?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, hey.
Another charge, she asked for a lawyer.
I've had some trouble in my life.
I fucked that up.
All right, thanks, you know.
fucking idiot wrangler boy idiot wrangler boiler oh my God hello hey I got someone in
the cells that wants an attorney this is Randy Wrangler I'm an RPD no what's that sorry
I will get your lawyer. What do you need him?
RPD.
RPD, okay, I'll send you a lawyer.
Okay, there's this lawyer dispatch?
There's no dispatch indeed.
Okay, alright.
We'll see you soon, okay?
I'm trying that.
Is this the guy that...
Is this the guy that got into my poster?
No.
This is the man that was shot down.
No, not him. What's his name?
I
Need to be the name is
Val Cheecher
S.A.L.
Cheecher?
Yeah, his last name is C.H.I.C.H.A.
He has been sexually harassing me nonstop.
Wow!
Wow, that's a lot stop it Cheecher.
He keeps trying to take me on a date.
Stop that Cheecher.
Come on.
He wants to give me bloody stay and I candle it dinner.
Exactly.
I've told you I'm not interested.
interested you have to
Over here as well
Get a respectable job don't commit crime for a year and then come talk to me
Okay, so there's a chance
Some people's bad pass, you know
They do a lot of bad stuff, but then they come to christ and that's testimony
I'll be back in the air Georgia. I'll be back in here. Did you have anything on him?
I had boxes on me sir. Well, it's too count. That's all that's good news
All you're getting is aggravated great theft auto and obstruction of justice. I didn't theft auto nothing
I barely I didn't even drive the car
You broke into it I didn't break into it it was open
in order for there to be a broken into, there has to be a lock to be broken in, but it was
open.
What if someone leaves that house unlocked and someone goes inside?
It's not a broken, it's not a beanie, it is free entry.
You can't just invite yourself into someone else's home.
I'm not a vampire, I don't need a way for there to fight.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, it's what consensus.
and I wasn't, I didn't even drive the car,
I didn't even turn the car on, there were no keys in it.
So there's no grand thought, I didn't wire the car.
Okay, well, why'd you get in it?
I fell in it.
You opened the door and sat down in it?
Because I fell in it, I went to go stop myself
falling in my hand, grabbed the door handle by accident
and I swung over because I was turning around
I fell inside the car and yeah and I was getting out right away and then as soon as you fall
enough as a baby on your head listen I would be silence who was the need of a lawyer or
yeah so it's 27 months if you plead guilty I'll shave off 10 believe him you know what
because you're a nice guy
and georgia here said i had a chance
i'll take it
you have final words mister chichi
chicha i'll see you in here georgia
all right mister i will see you in a year
all right see you for me
i'm not sexually attracted to it
you're gonna wait for him
uh... well i'm waiting until i find my
all right sir she had a combat pistol a knife a chainsaw and a flare gun
and those are the weapons and they come back to her.
I haven't ran again.
I didn't know what she was in for.
Go ahead and run it.
Let me run it for you.
All right, ma'am, what's your name?
Marie Fister.
Just Fister?
Oh, yeah, there you are.
I barely know her.
Why are you laughing at my name?
No, because you said I barely know how to solve life now.
I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
You just said that just now.
for it
it
i mean i'm sorry i think i'm being ghastly right now
one of these crazy ladies
crazy
no i'm not gonna do that that that's no that's not i'm not gonna i'm not gonna
suffer by saying that and then make everyone else suffer
but no i'm not crazy
yes sir is the conveyor
sir is the flare gun
K. Does she have a weapons license?
Yes, sir. A concealed carry.
Can you show me?
Do you want me to grab it off of her?
Hey, Fischer, can I see your license?
Yeah, do you want me to take it out and give it to you?
Yeah, just show me.
That's fine.
OK.
So that's it.
That is expired.
Shit.
OK, so how many?
So she had one weapon on her?
One flare gun, one combat pistol.
Let's do weapons I forgot to update it and you gotta remember to that, man.
Oh, well, you gotta remember to that.
That means she loses her weapon license now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I did a bad.
You're sorry that you did a bad.
Are you a toddler?
Maybe.
I'm sorry, mommy.
I made a poopy in my pantsie.
That's how you're speaking.
Yeah, sometimes what were you doing in that car, man?
What car?
The car that you got out of and ran from?
I was running away from the car because some strange man climbed in my trunk.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
And you weren't trying to kidnap that guy?
No, no, no.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, I tell you what, I'm not going to charge you with that.
Okay.
But I am going to charge you with grant that photo for being in a stolen car.
OK, you know, that's fair.
That's fair. I'm going to charge you with resisting because you ran from me
and went to the water park.
Yeah, but you enjoyed the time that you enjoyed her time at the water park.
And I'll never forget it, Miss Visser.
But, you know, unfortunately, you were running from me when I was saying,
stop, stop, what are you doing? You're crazy. So I just.
I just wanted to go to the water park.
I needed a friend to go with me in the only way
would go with me at that time as if you chased me well you should have stopped and said let's go
over there and maybe i would have said yes but you did it anyway so i got i got the right i got the
i got the end result that i wanted you got what you want but it was still you know so bad
you know you took him there because he ran there but it was no conventionally
he didn't have to step in the water okay look it's 25 months if you plead guilty i'll
They'll take off 15.
That's pretty good.
I've been here for at least 25, haven't I?
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what time is.
Hey, what time is it?
Don't even place.
Construct of man.
I'll tell you man, he doesn't usually do deals.
15 is a really good deal.
He must like it.
I'm not even allowed to do this.
I'm gonna get in trouble for it.
Okay, then I'll take it.
Okay.
You have any final words, Ms. Fister?
No.
You want to go to the water park later sure next time you see me my car does run over okay?
I'll be months later though, ma'am. Oh, okay. Okay. Don't forget me. Don't forget me. I'll never forget you miss fissure. Okay
Are you gonna wait for her?
No, she's not much of a show these not brought no shoulders. Oh, okay. Is this your lawyer?
So I was on their radio and I heard someone on there say we're going to the casino in a
stolen car.
So I go there and I see this moment of rifling through a trunk, right?
I detainer, I check the car, it's stolen, sure enough, okay?
So I get her a cuffs, I check her weapons license, it's not valid, that weapons license
This is not going to work out, right?
I'll show you if you want.
I want to make it clear Dolores did say that.
Yeah, I want to ask you, so something here
was about an image that was not.
I see what you mean.
It's a photo of me and Dolores said it worked,
so I'm not sure if the government official
occasioned it, like how am I the one in trouble
and not Dolores.
So I mean I'm just I'm giving her possession of the firearm because yeah that's not gonna work out I mean
The only issue I can see with the images that it's has glasses. I think a lot of glasses, but I
Think that you know the background is a little problematic as well. It looks more like this is a draw
I don't even is this even a this looks like
It's the it's the it's also there's also text over it
Yeah, that's maybe in the show
Right, so I mean and Dolores Reed and maybe she didn't know
I told you she's a blind woman
Well, yeah, she's blind and she did not make it
You took advantage of that
She worked on it on a blind woman
I didn't take advantage of nothing
She said it looks fine
I'm supposed to believe a blind woman
She gets nervous about her disability
She doesn't want to admit it
Well, I mean maybe it's time to consider retirement options
Oh my god
All Dolores's computer stuff is all on a main
You think people can retire in this economy?
Yeah, that's right.
I figured y'all had pensions, but that sucks.
She pays me.
I gotta be nice to the world.
I'm nice to her.
I'm nice, but, you know, sometimes some jobs aren't fit for certain people, you know,
like I can never be a cop.
Look at my record.
Yeah.
All right.
So let's go over.
So what's what's the full charge again?
I mean, it's just going to be breaking and entering, I guess, for getting in the trunk of a car.
Yeah.
There's no.
I mean, I'm just was putting something in it.
I wouldn't even take nothing out well, even if you don't that you took something out of the robbery
But if you just if you're just rifling through it, that's just you're just invading the property. That's not
Yeah, so just breaking and entering
I can enter in them
We drop the like like she gets it changed. I mean
I got the lores did give it. I listen listen. I got to it
But I'm willing to give a very rare time served. I mean and let her walk out. I think that's very I
very generous I can agree if we do this I think if you kept and you kept and
destroyed the ID and she got a new one printed with a different picture I think
what do you what does that sound because then yeah that's that would be
agreeable that well she has to plead guilty as well but that'd be that'd be
that's very agreeable you want to do they want to take this is a very rare
time sir this never happens yeah never seen him do this before yeah I'm
I'm a very aware of ranger use car skills with a very stickler for the rules not
appreciate that sir I'm not I'm not even allowed to do this I'm gonna be a part of
our yeah this is monumental are either of those felonies
oh thank god okay thank you yeah a guilty as fuck let's fucking go thank you
for being amenable. What's up? You're letting her go on an easy one. You know, I'm just
feeling generous today. I appreciate it. I do. It's freaking monumental. All right, so
guilty for that. That's a misdemeanor and then walk out.
I'm basically crossing across the street to go and get the new ID um yeah
weapon being taken for me because I know your legal weapon I really
appreciate this so much sir I really do that's amazing and you're great
Well, it's not gonna happen again. So make sure you say on the right side of the wall. Absolutely, sir
Would you mind getting around here? Yeah, come on. Thank you so much again lawyers appreciate you. Thank you officers. All right, you ready to go
It has been a long
It's been a long time since should I do a quota check for you to worry about come on man
It's been a long time since I've done one
quota check
I just want to get out there.
I could do a quota check though.
What do you guys think?
Get out there or a quota check?
Q check?
Oh no, they're talking about.
Oh baby.
What are they talking about?
Did you guys catch that?
I don't think you caught it.
That was Ichi.
And Dorn was like, how was she holding up?
Yeah.
And then they stopped talking when I walked in.
Hey Ichi, do a quota check.
How many rest have you gotten
your career real quick. Oh, eight? What if he just comes here and shoots me in the face?
Hey Wrangler! Oh, wait, it's happening. Oh. What, that perma? Absolutely not. I'd probably
I see you for a while though. Oh yeah, this Lockhart guy was just hired. What's going
on everyone nothing much sir yeah you need something yep just wanted to go and
ask you I'm good to go on home on your duty for a little bit yeah that's fine
what is what what's am doing I can go out solo you can ride with me I just got
to get through this shit and I do some foot patrol around here and if you get
busy just let me know I can solo I can pick a car out and then if you want to
grab me I'll just be in the area all right well have our goddamn what the
fuck is this shit what sir there are rescued or I think our rest maybe got
reset the farthest this is going back is the 26th are you checking an archive
yeah oh yeah sometimes you got to go into their actual profile and find it
there. Oh really? Yeah, you got to go in their criminal records. It's still there. But now
well, I'm trying to find an officers. Oh, like what he's done. Right. Oh, yeah, I'm not
sure about that. I'm seeing one from 09 20. That's the file that someone go. I know that
there's like a mix like it mixes out at a certain date. Yeah, it looks like it's
only going back to the 26th but is it because there are so many I don't know
maybe but if you look up a Randy Wrangler this is the 26th yeah no quota
checks all right come on him let's go yes what can't do that yeah 9-1-1 hi there
I'm I'm over here at Bahama momos and we're trying to get this this this
individual to leave and he won't we have an officer over to escort him
Okay, sure. I'm on the way. Thank you, Ranglor.
Well, they have to have a reason. That's someone at the uh, strip club here.
No? Why is it that you're always getting called over to the strip club?
I think they have to have a reason for a, uh...
I think they have to have a reason if they want to be, like, like a permanent one, right?
We both run to you, Shiff. I'll see you soon.
Alright, thanks, Shiff.
Yep, you're welcome.
Oh. Hell yeah.
Eichi poking around one the hell is it yeah oh it's one with blood on the side
right each you on duty each you poking around yeah so just as I suspected each
he's on duty for the first time in 35 days and he's instantly just going around
asking people questions about stuff okay you ever heard this first hand yes and I
also overheard him mom sorry I overheard a trooper ask him oh yeah how is how is
she doing and then when they saw me walk in the room they stopped talking I
don't know what he's asking but he's definitely he's going around he's not
on duty he's just going around asking people questions about stuff he's
poking he's poking so looks like he's he's trying to find a reason to
Suspend me. I'm positive. I'll let this information to the subpoena that I'm writing right now. Okay. All right
Okay, well, I just want to let you know that that time crunch I talked about has started
Yeah, gotcha. I'll have it submitted
There's three or four judges around. I'll try and get this pushed through ASAP
All right, I appreciate it Harry. Thank you. Of course. Catch you later. See you
What's on French? Oh
Oh, I'm investigating Captain Humor is live. I did I arrested his girlfriend
Yeah, so now he's gonna find a reason to suspend me and if he looks at my paperwork, you'll probably find it
We'll talk about later. Hey, what's going on?
I guess it is Dan from our, who, who?
He was the man in the red, it's Dan from the establishment.
Okay.
Multiple vehicles.
We're in the process of getting a trespass order.
Okay. All right. So 24, okay.
All right, sir. Listen up.
You're temporarily trespassed from here.
It's going to be a 24 hour trespass.
You can't, you got to leave.
And if we see you back here within that 24 hours,
you're going to be arrested. Okay.
Well, but it's been like a week since I did that so I think I'm fine, right? Well, they don't want you here
Okay, it's their business. You gotta go. Okay, so I I know so I so I gotta ask you to leave you gotta get up
You gotta go
This is corrupt. Okay. Why would you want to be here anyway?
Well, I like their pigs that blanket, but it's fine. All right. Thank you, sir. I appreciate that
All right, just cause if he comes back, okay, don't stop
See you guys later
you know I take tips and lap dances I mean I can go get changed if you want okay
maybe I'll come back later sir come on no or you didn't use this a stolen car
Come on get out of the car. Okay, if I cannot just walk away. Yeah. Yeah, you can you can just walk away. You got to go
All right, sir. Thank you
Hello
Steals another car kills you kills you
Was right. What's so nice? I'm not just in a good mood. I got my chat
Got the Halloween emotes those look pretty cool
beachy's probably getting fired that's awesome I gotta get some taser cartridges
what they just honk at us I could give you four if you want I'll just go get
my own something to do yeah we do we got some good dirt is he are there any
concrete things on eachy think I got a pretty good one stay in the car stay
in the car yeah well I can't pace no pacing no just yeah sure you could
Just stay by the car. The chief overturned my decision. It's not
Gonna be a decision. He's just gonna be charged with corruption and it's not gonna be for me
It's gonna be from the DA
The DA is doing this I don't know I
Like each what the fuck
Well, I don't know why they're doing that. What the fuck?
It's terrible. It's fucked up shit
oh yeah that that happens i guess hey hey excuse me sir yep no no nothing i'm just saying excuse me
oh okay all right all right i'll be right back hello who's here rain glass hey
Wait. Hello?
P. Dandy.
Why are you starting a war with tail?
P. Dandy.
P. P. Dandy.
I'm done with this.
P. Dandy.
P. P. Dandy.
P. Dandy.
Yeah.
Can you take me there?
Well, you're starting an international war right now.
Come on.
No, they didn't give me king walk around
Guys don't let this sub-a-thon end
You don't want this sub-a-thon to end. I'm gonna fucking be depressed dude. I always feel fucking weird after sub-a-thons
Like
Like just doing nothing feels like fucking like weird like what the fuck am I doing right now?
You know what I mean?
Why is this weird, you know?
Yeah, exactly like now what?
Whatever
I also realized that I had to on me
Firearms license. Oh, oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, that one would have been great
Yeah, unfortunate. Oh well. Oh well. Hey never again
Never again. What's what are you talking about?
Right inside a war with another fucking country crazy. Oh, we should talk about this crazy
We ass crazy listen. Hey fat Tony. Come here. Yes motherfucking crazy
Listen man, we all know where the fucking guns and the drugs and the fucking illegals are coming
I don't want to fuck a war with them. No way to deal with them. Well, you know, I listen listen listen to me
Okay, we should I'm telling you we should occupy
We should occupy and we should have police presence down there because it's bullshit
get into that we are getting to that but when you just go in there willy-nilly
with your 8 out of 15 shoot motherfucker I am sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I
got you know I got I got excited I'm sorry fucking hey my hair my hair my
fucking hair I'm sorry what you want I'm saying I'm sorry
oh is he going bold because he's any officers that are actually on duty I'm
on duty I just got robbed and nobody fucking cares well who robbed you did
you call it wait wait was it a taxi cab only Holly always in Greg and lady did
you Holly was it a taxi cab I get it was a taxi guy in a black car in a what car
a bike I think it's about that car all right what do you look like there's a
guy wearing a black hat and have you called it in yeah well I can't call it
I don't have a radio, but three people call 911 and nobody came.
Okay. Guys, Molly just got robbed by a person in a black car wearing a black suit, okay?
Pull anyone over that matches that description.
You have RS to search them.
Everybody copy?
Roger that.
Black car, black suit.
Uh, what, uh, was it all of her PD equipment that was taken?
I don't know. She's pouting in the garage.
She's not happy.
apparently people were watching it and they called 911 three times and I
answered which is also on me I was in my office working on some paperwork let's
let's all let's all try to do a little better
great paperwork
wanna get some tacos? oh hell yeah
wanna get some gas station tacos? what have you been working on? mainly just
getting quizzed by Kyle and then taking breaks so that I don't get a
maybe 245 we got some rest good oh the guy here in the cells you turn it on
to the Italian place just like that well just left the store maybe isn't
fancy walked off of what that's so long that's the same as well these days people
just don't want to work how do you think I don't think the microwave first like
How do you think someone first figure that out?
Like do you think someone is just working in like a nuclear
Reactor and accidentally dropped a frozen burrito in there and they were like
Maybe he were like doing science chess and they had like a
And they went to eat at lunchtime and it was like
Yeah, yeah, they're just like
They were like, uh,
You know, no, no, no
Warm things up if you use a whole bunch of them. Yeah, that's what microwaves are
So like if I got a bunch of radios and I put them all in a circle and then I put a sandwich in the middle
You think it'd get warm?
I mean only if you were only if you were playing like some you know upbeat music
Okay, you look like a dubstep.
Yeah, probably a dubstep.
Is there a Christian dubstep?
Oh yeah!
Huh, what's that like?
It's like, Jesus Christ.
We love that.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Okay.
I only listen to Christian music.
I don't listen to any of that radio trash.
Oh, it's a new Christian bop. That's where they take, um...
Christbop, huh?
Yeah, they take like Cardi B songs and it's like...
Yeah, you work in with this fat-ass Bible.
Grab a candle...
and you're tied for this fat-ass Bible.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Ass Bible?
Yeah, it's like a fat-ass Bible.
What the hell is an ass Bible?
a bible but written in very large font so that it's big oh yeah you're old people yeah so it
looks really fair ass you know I guess it seems kind of wrong it's a fallen ass bible you ever eaten
here no don't get the garbable what's the guy about hey a lot come on then sorry about it
Oh, that's okay. Yeah, don't get out. Welcome back. Sorry about the whole incident before. Oh, wow. Yeah, he didn't recover from that. Oh
Jesus Christ
Hey, it's something I'm gonna get the uh, let me get the tree special. Oh, you got the whatever makes sense special
On for the September 22, oh, it's kind of nice
That's like the same quality of my fucking badges
Did I make that?
I think Christina clears Britney.
She can sing.
Nah.
I know that's a take, but she's got pipes, man.
Can she?
She could.
She could sing.
Britney had more hits.
Britney had a better label backing her.
But also, Britney came in at like, because Christina came after Britney.
So Brittany kind of, that was kind of like, new-ish, you know, at the time.
You got pipes in, you got them on my playlist, let's let one bang.
Our food trash the server, oh, might be, so the guy's back at the vending machine.
Guys if this is the last sub-a-thon day I've had a lot of fun.
I actually think that this has been the best year.
I think this has been the best year.
What's this music you ever heard of?
This is Monkey Stuff.
Yeah, well, good to have to do math.
Yeah, that's sure we got some good VODs primed.
This gets us to one in the morning.
Oh, man.
Oh, puppet guys, puppet timer!
God, puppet!
I think the Oilers might be juice.
Goldic Apple would say- dude, what if a Goldic Apple comes in out of nowhere?
Not sure it hasn't been edged yet.
You know, I'm not giving up faith.
I'm not.
Hey Snow, the guy is back at the vending machine.
Is this day 16?
So last Sunday was day 15.
It's 17, right?
Yeah, it's day 17.
That's pretty good.
I kinda wanted to make it to a month though.
I kinda did want to make it to a month.
An announcement.
We're looking into the server.
We're looking into the issue.
Hill and Dawson? Yeah, that's true. A new MMO just came out. What's it called? Minecraft?
Debates on? I could win that debate. What's the song name? Shazam isn't recognizing it.
It's...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Fuck you! Nice pronouncing it. Thank you. I'm gonna send you something. Listen to this.
I'm trying to dial in your, uh...
Your taste in music, and I think I did.
Give that a listen.
The thing about my tasting music. Oh ad. Oh, oh, you don't have a YouTube premium. I do that's so weird
Not locked in
Not logged in what is this you like that it kind of why that's your kind of his
It's a song you're supposed to listen to it
You don't have the volume on I do
Listen, that shit kinda hits a little bit.
Okay, but this is not dialed into my...
You're telling the...
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
Yeah. Oh, shit!
Yo, that was good!
Ha, ha, ha!
Yeah, you like that?
That?
Is that your music, guys?
Yeah, this shit hits.
I feel like I'm being ironic, though.
Crunch closer to the mic.
I bet I can guess what shit you're eating.
No number of guesses.
Okay.
But you- you can't-
Okay.
Clear your, clear your palette.
Clear your palate because if you're if you have chips in your mouth, and then you're crunching with chips in your mouth ready
Then the crunch that was all the chips
You just ate them all
That fucking fruit. That's my fruit bitch. Well, he can have some
You court me to him. This is my apology fruit. I got the biggest fucking one I could find
That was two hundred dollars
Yeah, that was two hundred dollars
Oh, thank you for the fruit.
Is it good?
It actually looked good.
I was like, what the fuck?
Really good.
I came with these little owls on it.
Yeah, I think those are turkeys because it's November or October.
You're going to have to send a second one because I'm allergic to pineapple, so.
Oh, that's like most edible arrangements.
It's a lot of pineapple.
Yeah.
So you tried to kill me.
I didn't know.
You tried to kill me.
Yeah, that's why all the pineapple was covered in chocolate.
I was like, make sure all the pineapple is covered in chocolate.
So that she doesn't know.
The owls, turkeys were actually pineapple.
That was the one pineapple that I ate, and my tongue felt weird afterwards, but it was
really, really yummy.
Do you eat it anyways?
Something that's really, really yummy and has pineapple in it, I'll go for it, but
Like if there's a fruit display there's no reason that I do.
Chelsea's allergic to cheese and just has it anyways.
Like lactose intolerant?
No, no, like it makes her tongue like tingly.
And I'm like, I'm like, baby, I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know if that's what I'm talking about.
But I still eat dairy.
Being allergic to cheese, what compound in it?
I know because it also happens with
Happens with cheese happens a lot of shit, too
Are you allergic to anything?
I
Had an allergic reaction to a toposide
Which is a chemotherapy medicine, but they think that it was a bad batch because it happened to two other people
Okay, and I'm down so that I can
and assassinate you one day.
Good luck getting your hands on a top aside.
But when I had my allergic reaction the next day,
I talked to my oncologist and he was like,
well, he was like, well, Penta,
there's literally no substitute for this medicine.
So here's what we're gonna do.
We're just gonna load you up with a shit ton
of liquid Benadryl before we give it to you.
And we'll just see how that pans out.
And it worked.
Yeah, and it did and it worked.
I'm allergic to anoxapherin which is a blood thinner. I was in hospital and they it's like apparently procedure to give you a blood thinner in your leg every day if you're impatient.
I think because a lot of people that are impatient are old and they're not mobile. And so they see me and they're like well this is our protocol and I'm like that doesn't make sense.
They stabbed me anyways and then I went in time to flaxes.
I was just about to ask if you ever had, that's scary.
Yeah, all of a sudden it felt like my face
started feeling really hot.
Yeah.
And then I like touched my face and I felt,
you know when you got bit by a mosquito,
how like your skin raised a little?
Mm-hmm.
I felt like a little part of my face
like had like a mosquito bite on it.
And I was like, oh, that's so weird.
Mm-hmm.
And then as I was feeling it,
it felt like it was growing under my fingers.
Oh.
called the nurse over and I was like,
hey, is there something wrong with my face?
And then you're surrounded by eight people.
Yeah, but I got popular really fucking quick.
Yeah.
I was popular.
Yeah.
That's what they said to me.
I'm gonna get back some of the fucking craft car.
That's what they said to me because they were like,
they were like, well, they were like,
because like two other people had had a reaction
to this batch before me and she was like, okay.
You know, if you start feeling kind of weird
Like surging hot just call me over and they stick me and they start like it's my first right
It's my first time getting chemotherapy. I'm like, okay. This was your first round first first if first like that's time, right?
yeah, and uh and
She's in like it's like 30 seconds. So you're she just walked away in a car over and I'm like, uh
She takes a look at me and then she's like, okay. She's like, yep. You're about to get popular really fast and sure enough
off fucking eight people around me and I man that sucked God it sucked I went out
it's shit it's shitty yeah I like almost passed out I like could not breathe I
was just it was a mixture between my airway closing and just panicking yeah
well that too because I started panic I was like well fucking I guess I'm dead
this sucks like I don't want to die in Michigan
they were just insisting on speaking with a fucking blood thinner
Why? Yeah, I don't know. The nurse wanted to leave me as well. She was like, okay, if you're feeling weird that I'm going to go out into the hallway and try and get your nurse because she like wasn't my nurse technically and I was like, you're not leaving my side.
What if I go into anaphylatesis? And she kept trying to leave me. Uh-uh. You page him from here.
They're bitches be stupid as hell sometimes dog. They the amount of hospital horror stories I have I
Because I'm like they're so often
I'm very aware of like the medicines that I'm usually on and
Contradictions and they once one of my nurses came in and wanted to run a medicine for me that I had never had before
That nobody told me I was going to start and I was like, okay, but what is this and why am I on it?
And she was like it's just what the doctor ordered
So as she's telling me that she is going to put this into my IV, which is like a direct link into my fucking body.
I'm looking it up and I'm like
I in red
Contradiction never mix these two meds together and it's the one that she's about to hang and one that I'm on
And the reason why is because it causes crystals to form in your blood that can kill you and I'm like
I think that you can't strip this look at this. It's contradicted and then she's like
So, you think that you know more than a doctor.
You go on Google and you think that the doctor
would have run this through?
And I'm like, yeah.
Fucking Google, what do you guys have got a Google doctor?
And I'm like, I don't feel comfortable with you hanging it.
I need you to double clear this with the doctor.
And she's like, okay, so I'm gonna write it in your file
that you're refusing your medication.
And I was taken aback and I asked her
to not be in my healthcare team.
And then she went, okay, bitch.
Slammed the curtain closed and walked out.
This was my birthday. Yeah.
Canadian health care everyone was on my birthday last year.
Canadian health care everybody.
Because I was telling I was giving her an attitude at a certain point.
It was like, I'm telling you,
you're not going to infuse this.
And she wanted to make it seem like I was not complying with her.
I guess you see Moudang. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. You like that? Oh, yeah.
Where is Mudeng at? Is this in China somewhere?
I don't know, but that is a...
Oh, Thailand. Damn, I want to go see Mudeng.
Have you seen Pesto?
Oh, yeah, the penguin.
Which one is better, Mudeng or Pesto?
I personally have a little more respect for hippos than I do because I relate to them more.
Okay.
So I gotta go with Moodang.
Okay, why?
Why?
I just like hippos more.
Also-
Yeah, you said that you relate to them.
I'm waiting for a little bit more lab.
Oh.
Pat.
Obese overweight.
Okay, but Pesto is like clinically overweight for a baby penguin.
It's true.
I think the humding is actually more in the weight size and the weight ratio.
I think there's more penguins than there are hippos, so yeah, I think I don't think there's
a lot of hippos left.
Okay, but Pesto came out of an egg and was like more than half the size of his fucking
mom.
I don't know how she got that out of her.
Pesto's been a fat fat little boy since he was born probably some there's probably some peanut butter involved
Reese I'm sure butter. Yeah, just to get it out
That probably felt like a good egg to get out, you know, oh, yeah, I was probably relieved
Leaving egg to get out of her. I'm sure it was
And apparently pesto is the only penguin in the zoo right now like with that enclosure of penguins
So not only is he popular on the internet because he's really big and fat and fluffy
But he's really popular in the enclosure because all the other penguins are like that's the only baby penguin
So oh, so he's gonna buddy, but he's towering over all of them
Probably uh
That penguins probably about to fuck to
You know please do not sexualize the minor penguin
I mean, that's what they do.
That big one is a minor.
It's huge, though.
Yeah, it's fucking huge.
I don't think that there's like...
Just big? Just a big boy?
Just big.
Medical consensus, just big.
Just a fucking big-ass penguin.
Moodang is pretty cute. I am
pesto-ogre moodang,
but I like that moodang likes
hose water god damn he's a big-ass thing
fucking huge big boy do you have tiktok yeah the tiktok I tried to look it up on
like YouTube I feel like a Chinese guys watching me shit somewhere whenever I
open it up okay so you do it purposefully cuz you're into that no I
don't like that's why I said I don't open it up a lot oh he's big it's a
big boy where's pesto at I don't know I that's a good question because I would
totally go see pesto location Melbourne oh Australia hell there you go oh my god
and I am I yeah I'm not going to Australia that's crazy that's so sad if
it was in the States I don't sure that I'd go and see him but it depends on
where he is.
What I haven't been doing is doing a while.
Yeah, is it because of the ethics of it or are you just having?
No, most zoos are good.
A lot of zoos nowadays are.
A lot of them are doing better.
I'm going to send you a photo of them.
No, I just have. I don't think there's any great zoos in Texas.
Apparently the Toronto Zoo is really good for a zoo.
like they won a buck ton of awards globally for being like,
wait a minute, why didn't that send properly?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you see that photo?
No.
I'm kind of spoiled though, because in Michigan,
there was a lot of good zoos around Michigan.
But okay, don't open that, that's weird.
There was the Columbus Zoo, which is very good.
Oh yeah, we were supposed to go to the,
When Moot and I went to New York, we were supposed to go to the Central Park one, but we didn't.
God, he's so big!
Yeah, Yoinkz, you guys can't tell.
That's a big fucking penguin.
He's such a big penguin.
He's a baby.
I wonder if he's gonna keep growing. He's gonna be like a GIGA penguin.
He's gonna be such a fucking penguin.
Is this how Godzilla starts?
I don't think that penguins are...
that big of a threat. I don't know. Didn't Godzilla, I've never watched Godzilla. Didn't
he like go on a tower and like destroy it? That was King Kong. That was King Kong. Godzilla.
You don't know who Godzilla is. He's a dinosaur? Yeah, it's based off, it's based off a
real thing too. Like a Frankyosaurus Rex or something? Yeah, yeah, it's based on
a real story too it's fucked up this is that is dinosaurs died before humans were around
that's not true there's a lot of people think that they there's a lot people to think that they
live together okay but this can't be based on what the fuck okay based on a true story of what
someone's pet lizard got out and like destroyed their home their toys really really happened
Godzilla happened. Yeah, that's it really happened.
No. No.
No.
No.
God, I can't say no normally anymore.
Yeah, even when we do other things, it, you know, it kind of sounds like you're saying
it, like you're talking Australian a little bit.
That's sad because I think that people just don't hear me talk normally enough.
I was peach before I was Georgia.
Yeah, people don't give a fuck about that.
So the reason why Georgia sounds a little bit like me is because actually
I that's my voice as well.
So it's the other way around.
I don't sound like Georgia.
It took me five years of role playing
for people to give a fuck about things I do outside of role play.
What do you mean?
Like I can do variety stuff now and I got my little community,
but it took five years.
So what I'm saying is people like people
aren't going to give a fuck about Peach for five more years.
Oh, OK.
Yep.
Sorry, you're Georgia Ham now.
Don't worry.
Yeah, sorry.
Oh, no worry.
Yep.
Put up my M Passing.
And you have to do you have to do other.
Oh, I leaked your real name on accident.
That's OK.
Wait, did you actually?
Yeah, I actually did.
What did you say my name was?
I said I leaked your real name on accident.
Brittany Rockefeller.
OK.
I'm not a Rockefeller.
That's what that's what you gave me
to some of the edible arrangements.
That's you know, I got a call about the edible arrangement.
They were trying to deliver it.
Really?
Yeah, they were like, do you know the code to the gate?
That's not true.
Yeah, they did.
And I was like, please don't listen to him.
And they were like, oh, never mind.
I'm asking the guard.
Don't you live in a gated community?
No, I live in a gay-tid community.
Gay-ted.
He's the president of the HOA here.
You live in gay-teds community.
Yeah.
Got it.
Gay-ted.
Good guy.
I don't have a guard at my gate.
I don't have a normal, I don't have like a gate that people guard.
I have a normal gate.
Like a fence.
I have a fence.
Holy shit.
That's happened.
Rich confirmed.
What the fuck?
Has a fence.
Holy shit.
This is going to kill the sub with on.
What is this fucking outage?
This shit is not coming back up tonight.
I don't know.
Oh, run wild is typing something,
which means it's fucked because he's not a dev.
We know.
So this is our P.
She's typing something.
It's going to be.
Yeah, we don't know what it is until snow wakes up.
Guarantee it.
Can someone shake him?
shake him awake it's literally going to be we don't know what's watch i've done this enough
oh no no one while typing we don't know what the problem is it's fucked until snow wakes up
guarantee it i just started playing that um what is it digimon card opening game no don't say that
you're gonna eat them soon isn't it is it not digimon what is it called
tetramon tetramon yeah tetramon very good oh you have fun with it yeah this one
we'll see what run says and then we'll plan the rest of the night yep two hours
two hours. Oh, never. See you
see you tomorrow. Do you still
come?
For what?
31. Okay, that's pretty good.
That's so long. That sucks.
Two hours. This this is that.
This is what killed the
That's rough because on a normal stream you can just like
Okay, well that's fucked up. I'm ending early, but you're a hostage to content. You have to create content right now
No, you have to
basically have a
double-phoned gun to your head
me
me
I mean, I don't really have to
just great penguins what great penguins oh oh oh my god did you think I was like
what the fuck are you talking about great great okay okay what is wrong what I
thought you said that I thought you said that shit what I say that you know what
the fuck is that I don't do that kind of shit man let's fucked up I don't know
consent is king period you play some perverted characters
don't play rapist characters come here you come here penguin I got you now
I'm hitting the zoo after the bar tonight well fuck what the fuck do I do I
did town of Salem yesterday snow ruined the sub-a-thon fucking snow I
I guess I could see how onyx is doing, but thrive had some words to say
thrive right
Thrive was not happy too bitched about towing for two hours. Okay, I
Bitched about radios for two minutes today
Radio I fucking hate radios. I fucking hate radios
Like car ratings. No like people being on radio. Oh
Oh, like PB radio. No, no, Siv radios. Oh, because all it is, all of it is because all
it is is something happens. Hey, guys, my block has a gun. 40 fucking people show up. I'm
telling you, if they took if they just took radios out, then RP would just have a lot.
The flow would be better. You'd actually have to wait to find out information and
than like, it's just so goddamn reactionary, you know what I mean?
It turns everything just like instant reaction and instant
escalation sucks, man.
That's true because like someone sees you approaching. I'm
thinking of like a restaurant that has criminal people inside
that I know. Someone sees me approaching and I'm like taking
in cars outside of it. They always like call on their
Radia and then everyone knows that I'm there
Instead of running inside and telling them word of mouth
It's cooler when like they don't all know we're like what if they come outside and then I get them in cuffs
Hmm, maybe if they have a radio they just go
George's here
It just I just I just think it would flow a lot better. That's all
20 people being on a fucking discord call is so goddamn OP and it just it just makes it just like accelerate storylines instantly
And then in a month people are like why am I bored?
What's happening why am I fucking bored it must be the server that's fucked up, you know
Yeah, it feels a little bit
I don't like it. I never have and I I'm not gonna stop bitching about radios
But I do really love purple RP, and I will say it's the best RP server. I think I've ever played on
Really?
Yeah, actually it's pretty it's pretty fucking good. I
Would say that but that's easier for me to say because I've only played on two servers
It means more coming from you because you played on like up a Jillian
I played on a lot. It's pretty good. No pixel really tried to cater to two styles of RP
which just inevitably clashed with each other and it just didn't work out.
You know, with the two styles.
Well, it would be like serious in SPS, but then like.
But then like SPS characters would like kill fucking 30 cops
with grenades during events and be like, I'm just a silly character.
Why is the police department taking this so seriously?
So that was just a fucking goofy character, what the hell man?
I'm just a silly little guy.
I just murdered 30 people every day at 7 o'clock.
So, and it just didn't work out.
I did for a bit.
And you know it might have worked out but they never really like...
And people just started not getting banned.
being silly didn't get banned just because people are being toxic. Oh, that's the thing that I heard
the most. Yeah. I mean, to when I started role playing. Yeah. Moot got me on onyx, obviously.
Yeah. He said that it was a lot better than no pixel because specifically the toxicity is what he
always said. Yeah, no pixel is pretty bad. I tried to stop at once. They were at a community
meeting where, you know, it got to the point where it was like, all right, I'm up to
Suggestions and I was like hey, um, maybe we should have it to where streamers can't pull up clips and
React in situations where they feel like they were wrong from the other person's perspective
And you would have thought that I'd slap this per this man's wife in front of him. He was like
He's like what the fuck we can't we was like what about you motherfucker you do that shit. You're you fucking do that
He's like we can't do that what are you talking about? Oh, we can't do that shit
I was like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe if we did it, it might be better. I don't know.
That one was crazy. Community was wild.
What the vibes up? You missed it, though.
Honestly, it was a bad time, but man...
But it was a time. It was a time.
It seems like a lot of people are nostalgic over the early no pixel days.
It was probably always garbage.
But it's like when you're a kid, there's my take. It was always
Of like the pizza from when you were a kid are like magical
But if you actually had that pizza now it would probably suck ass and be like a very childish pizza, but you know
No, it's like it's like the pizza. No, it's like so that I think that uh
So that metaphor would make sense if like
The pizza place you go to
It's really good for two weeks, and then it sucks ass for a month.
But then you come back and two weeks, it's good for another two weeks,
but then it sucks ass for a month.
That's what happened.
I don't I think with no pixel, there was never like a consistent
it was never consistently good.
There was just like spurts of good RP.
OK, yeah, that's what it was.
Back of house keeps changing.
Sometimes it's the good chef.
Sometimes it's the bad one.
You never know what you're going to get.
Mmm, it's more sometimes if the good chefs, but then the general manager comes in drunk from their vacation
After a month and tells them to change everything
And then leaves
It makes up the PD scramble it fuck
Yeah, it's more like more like that
Okay, okay
Yeah, but purple is great. I like purple because it really does seem like it has a clear vision of
What it wants from its community, you know
And I don't think there's like I don't think there's gonna be a perfect art
I don't think there's ever gonna be a server that's perfect for everyone's style
Because that's just kind of how RP is, you know
But yeah, I like purple so
Really like purple I I have to say that it's fun
difference. Like, I noticed that on Onyx, the storylines were pretty cool because everyone, it was like a very
world-class serious server, but it felt like some of the goofy stuff didn't get along so well. But I've had a lot of fun
being a little bit more goofy.
You need it. Because if you have, here's the thing about serious slow burn RP is it called is it's called
eventually it does just degrade into everyone standing in a circle and talking.
I mean, it just does, you know, you need role play bureaucracy to exactly
then you just turn the server into the world that I don't know, not you're
trying to escape, but like parts of the world that you don't like.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Yes, I know.
It's just um, I just I think that you just you don't want to go too far in one direction, right?
You know, I mean but I think and I think purple does have a pretty good middle ground right now. I do think that
I
Do think that I
Think there needs to be some some more limiting in terms of group limits because I think right now
It's a bit of a tug-of-war of like, you know in some scenarios
I feel like the cops are being too hard on the criminals
But then in other scenarios the criminals are like absolutely steamrolling the cops and like abusing the group limits and shit
So but it's because they've each side has been given that
They've been given the freedom to be able to do that, but it doesn't work out, you know what I mean because
Because no one knows how to properly fucking read a situation, right? So you just have to have also
Also, dear god, fucking, when there's eight people involved in a situation, it's going
to take two hours to process the scene and it's going to be done half-assed and then
the DA is going to just drop all the charges because it's, because it's not done well enough.
You know what I mean?
True.
It just, it just doesn't work out.
Mr. Goon said, slow burn is a pretentious overused term in RP to excuse dramatic small
talk about nothing.
Yeah, I mean could be kind of I never really have been a huge fan of slow burn RP because I feel like it just ends up
Like fizzling out anyway like someone ends up not playing or like something gets meta game
Or I don't know. I just I kind of I just like to take it as it comes honestly
Yeah fizzling or someone gets banned yeah, I
Just kind of like to take I think that you can do like
like, like overlapping slow burn arcs, but it can't be your main arc or else you're gonna
get bored.
You know,
what's your favorite character to play Jordan?
Really?
Yeah.
100%.
Like at any point, the one that you enjoyed the most.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I like how exaggerated he is and ridiculous.
I think, uh, I think like, I think early TFRP, TFRP sucked, but I think like a lot
of stuff like a lot of story arcs from TFRP with Jordan was like really really great it
was good Jordan's always felt like he has the most depth and I like Wrangler I think Wrangler
was a lot of depth too but I don't know I think Jordan is a really easy one to understand
as like a new role play no no no a lot of people were like wow this guy penned as a
the fucking psychopath. There's actually something wrong with
them.
No, but it's like, okay, you're playing a character
firstly. So you have to take that as a given because if you
don't think it's a character, then of course, if you're
thinking that Jordan is a self insert, then you're fucked
already.
Yeah, well, that would have people people really did not
like the wife beat there would be Jens in the chat. There
would she would tell me so Jen was Jordan's first, you
know, wife, and she would tell me how people would
message her every day and be like are you are you okay like she was actually like
I was actually fucking beating her in real message her every day and on
discord be like are is do you need me to save you from this during streams when
I was playing Daisy where people would be like what the hell is happening is
she okay right now yeah like and they'd be like at Newton like can you go
Check it on her, please, like, guys.
It's kind of funny that, like, like in some of these incels minds,
the idea that a woman could find domestic abuse, R.P.
Funny is just it just doesn't compute.
They just don't even see how it's fucking possible.
But I mean, it's stupid, you know, it's just a game.
Who gives a fuck? Right?
Yep. I mean, everything that is done in R.P.
is like a horrible thing in real life.
I mean
Even like well even just like murder even just car accidents people are like car chases people fucking crash and die
You know as it's like it's all fucking it's Grand Theft Auto
It's it's all fucking horrible shit like the themes are terrible in real life, but I mean it's not real
Take a hostage to get your friend at a custody and then shoot them anyway. It's like yeah, that's awful
Yeah, it's it's not real, right?
I don't know holy shit. It's not real. I know I know
But yeah, that's a that's a thing for some people to discover
Fuck it's just like it just strikes accorded some people don't like it. I think it's funny
What's okay? I think I'm do you think I'm a little bit of backlash because people thought I was actually crazy
I always thought that like I really I think with Jordan my fate
And I really wish I could somehow get back there, but it kind of feels like the Jordan existed in a time
that is gone and it can't really exist anymore, you know what I mean?
But I've already-
What do you mean?
Like a political social climate?
I just even mean like a time in RP, you know, where there's just so many goddamn self-inserts.
You know what I mean?
Nowadays or before?
Now, now, now it's bad.
Oh.
Yeah, now it's bad.
Okay, so it's all it's too sweaty now as well
It's there's too many self-inserts and the people that are also self-inserting
Inserting they're failed a role play attract like a lot of
washed-up eSport pros that instead of you know being bad in their game that they
aged out of and now are getting rolled by young people they went to RP and
And uh, they're like, well, I'm just gonna roll these, I'm just gonna like shoot up these fucking theater kids, right?
Yeah, it's gonna be like the biggest pack.
Exactly, I'm gonna be the best shooter in a room full of people playing fucking Scrabble.
You know what I mean? I'm gonna challenge these Scrabble players to a game of CSGO.
You know what I mean? It's essentially, so it happened with that.
And I don't fortunately purples kind of cracking down on that because I hate that shit so fucking lame man like
If you're a shooter in roleplay why not just go
Play a shooter. You know what I mean? I just I never got that man
I'm split 50 50 here because both on Jordan and on Wrangler
When I watch your streams
Sometimes it's fun to see you interact with people that are good at role playing but more than half the time
I'm afraid that you can read a self-insert that will just get angry and cry you get both
But but that's the thing that's the thing you get both and I know I know that people like that kind of shit
It's funny, you know, it is it's it's funny. I mean, I think it's funny when it happens to obviously makes me laugh
But uh, you know you get both
right
Cuz I mean it's it but but I mean, you know you get both of it man
And I mean it's those people are always going to be drawn to RP because of the nature of it. So it'll happen, right?
Yeah, I was I've been told in my chat that I should ask you about Walter Bolch. Oh
man
That was my red dead Redemption 2 character
It's red dead Redemption 2 RP, I think is a bad look for the rest of the RP community
It is it is like it is the epitome of like
Fucking self-insert slow burn standing in a circle doing nothing RP
Actually actually it actually is just fucking yep
No one is ever doing anything RP and it sucks because I want it to be good so fucking bad because reded redemption 2 have you overplayed it?
No, okay. It's my favorite game. I don't even consider a game. It's like transcendent a game
It is an actual piece of art. I love that game so much
I don't even know I've heard the name of it, but I oh it's fucking survival. It's I mean, it's beautiful
It's not it's not a survivor. They do have a survival mode, but I love it. It's it's so
Horny cats. Yeah, but I mean it's beautiful. It's actually a masterpiece
I think I don't think there's ever been a better game made
I'm not sure there will be either but good Lord the RP servers are just fucking garbage. They're ass. They're so bad
This looks beautiful. There's like a it is you should you should play it if there's one game you should play before you die
It's red dead redemption to
beautiful game
Just incredible like actually did actually fucking brought me to tears at the end god
It's sad. Oh, it's fucking sad. You will cry. You actually will cry
It is it is it is sad. Holy shit. It's sad. I cried at the end of Minecraft. I
I
Blobbered my fucking eyes out. There's an end. Oh, yes. Yes stop
Don't laugh yet. Okay at the very end after you kill the ender dragon
There is like an end scene of credits and
If you guys have read that
It's like yeah, it's like a sad poem kind of and I was like you just try
I'm your cry
Yeah, you just try it.
I cry when I'm happy and I cry when I'm sad very easily.
Let's just be crying, huh?
I actually do.
First, when I started dating Moot,
he wasn't desensitized to it.
So when I'd cry, he'd be like, oh my god,
is everything OK?
And he'd do more of a big reaction.
But he's actually desensitized now, just like I am.
I'm desensitized.
My buddy, my buddy tried steroids once and steroids,
you know, mess with your emotions pretty bad, right?
Yeah.
And he's sitting there and he's in his like,
he has this like three kids sitting in front of him
and he's reading them a good night story.
And he just starts fucking breaking down.
Aw.
And they're just like,
what?
But he just sounds like breaking down in tears.
He was like I gotta get off this shit and he started and do steroids anymore
That's sweet though
No, are you a big crier? No, I don't like that shit
That shit being crying
I don't like that shit, not at all.
No, I don't fuck with that.
No, I'd never cry in front of Chelsea.
That's a fucking, that's embarrassing.
Absolutely wrong.
I don't like that, I don't like that shit.
You've never cried in front of Chelsea.
We were watching a movie once and I started crying
and I just swallowed it up.
I think the first time that I saw Moot cry
I think was when you're watching a Disney movie together.
And you're sitting here laughing about it.
this is my point no it was so sweet it I love him I married him I fucking love
him it was so adorable it made me feel so close to him yeah what movie about was
it incanto it might have been incanto it like follows a little boy yeah if you
if you want to if you want to see him cry again I don't think about your
know. You should watch Big Fish. That's the one that got me.
The problem is that he'll be crying quietly, but I'll be
actually sobbing like someone in my family has died.
Big Fish will get you.
Big Fish movie?
Yeah. It's Tim Burton's best movie.
Ooh, I don't think I've ever seen this.
It'll get you. He'll cry. Guarantee it.
I don't know how some some people do it. They just don't cry. I mean what happens to all those emotions that you feel
How do you get them out? Well? I you know I cry in private. Oh
Okay, yeah, so you have like the EMS crying room, but look you have a
I won't cry though. They'll just be like there'll be times where I where I start to like swell up a bit
You know I mean hmm, you know, I won't be like a blob like a fucking blubber and mess
I'll just start fucking just getting a little little emotional, you know
Sometimes but I but but only in private
Hmm, would you consider yourself emotional?
Like you feel things deeply not to be like hippie like I don't know Chelsea I
Don't know emotional. Yeah, I'm probably I get pretty emotional
But it's different. I'll go on
Why good because it's it comes I'll go on tangents
like this one time.
Uh, I held the door open for some people
and, uh, I think they called the police.
They said they were going to call the police, but I held the door open for some people.
Yeah, it was at a it was like a FedEx store.
And uh, and they and there was two people having a conversation.
They just fucking walked by me like I'm the fucking door man.
Didn't even acknowledge me.
Not even a head nod.
And I was like, you don't do that shit.
I was like, you don't do that.
I was like, you fucking people are-
I was like, excuse me?
No, no, I was like, you fucking people have issues.
There's something wrong with you, actually.
The fuck is it? What are you doing?
You don't do that.
I got a little worked up.
But it was rude. That was really rude.
You don't just do that.
Because I would have taken-
So what's being kind?
I'd take a head nod.
I'll take a head nod.
A slight smile.
You know, those little ones that you flashed?
Did it even look in my direction?
Just continue talking to-
If you weren't even a fucking person!
Like, oh, do you want me to park your fucking car to you?
What am I, valet?
Yeah.
They were just like, oh, this homeless man probably wants change.
Yeah, I was stressed out around that time.
That was- that was me- that was me moving.
Yeah.
And, uh...
I got- I- that was probably a little warranted.
I think that moving- I know that, like, other stuff in life sucks,
but stress-wise, moving is fucking up there.
Movers best money. I've ever spent in my life except for the ones that tried to steal my shit and take it to Mexico that I didn't like
I didn't I didn't like that part, but
Good movers good. Yeah, good movers. I didn't like them
All right, take a seat
Do you need a snack?
No, I have I have a weird dark chocolate mousse and water
Yeah, my mom made it with bananas and butter and cocoa powder.
Oh, I see.
Almond family.
Like she blended up.
I don't know what the fuck she blended, but it's always just like a concoction of something
mushy.
Anyways, continue.
All right.
So, uh, so cancer boy, okay, I had cancer, okay, and I'm sitting there with cancer
revolved.
Yes.
Okay.
So the new.
Can I tell the goddamn story?
Sorry, okay, so I'm sitting there right cancer boy and this is like a few months earlier and I'm like
And I'm like
Actually that reminds me you want to hear the hardest I've ever gotten roasted in my life
Yeah, okay, so I went to the bank while I was going through chemotherapy. I'm bold
I have I very obviously have cancer right and I'm going through chemotherapy and
and
I write the I write the
Um withdraw slip, but I like forget my account number because I normally just put my ID in there cuz who the fuck remembers their account number for their bank
And so I put in there and I send it and the ladies like
They's like, uh, what's your account number? And I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I don't know
Just send me send me back your ID and she's like, yeah, this isn't the make-a-wish foundation
And I was like,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
this like old ass lady at the bank.
And I, and I don't know if she didn't know, but I was like, I almost went in there and
I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm not going to say what I was thinking.
I was like, I was like, you know, I understand why some things happen sometimes.
I kind of get it.
I was like, I was like, now it makes sense to me a little bit.
I, I kind of understand why.
Yeah, I was like, oh, you could fill in the blanks there. I was like, I kind of understand why some things happen. Sometimes I now I'm kind of I'm kind of understanding it
Just lunges themselves over the counter and you see the CCTV and you're like, what the fuck?
That was like that was I was like that was crazy. I I I almost went Karen now
I almost went in there was like I got talked to someone
Fucking crazy thing to say, but I didn't I was like, okay, whatever got my ass who cares
so
Anyway, so cancer boy, I'm sitting there. I'm going through chemo and I'm like I'm like I
I was like I don't want to be in Michigan forever. I was like I actually need to leave
I gotta get the fuck out of here and this is like three months before I'm supposed to be done
I don't even know if I'm gonna need another round or not
But I was like I gotta get the hell out of here
So I pick up my phone and I start, you know looking through Zillow for you know places in Austin
And I find a place I think it's like three days
I was like I pulled the trigger on it deposit all that boom
I'm going to Austin fuck this get me the fuck out of Michigan can't do this anymore
so
So that happens
I end up being done with my chemo and like I'm good and all that and I
Scheduled to move for like I think it's like two weeks after my last surgery. I'm just like get me the fuck out of here
Okay, so I scheduled it. I hire these movers right to move all my shit across the country and their big-ass fucking freight truck
Okay, the day of the move comes
Uh, they're moving all my shit out and there's a couch that they're having a hard time getting
out and one of the guys is just like, well, fuck it.
I guess it's just gonna have to stay here and I'm like, buddy, you can't stay here.
Uh, I'm not, I'm leaving.
This isn't my house, man.
Oh, that's what I paid you for.
Yeah.
And, but also the same company I hired to move me into that house was moving me
out and I was like, I was like, well, you guys got it in.
Sad to have it. I was like you guys are the ones that got it in. I'm sure you can figure out a way to get it out
So that's what he did he called his manager and that guy came by and you know, they took the fucking trim off the door
They were able to get it out
So
They're working on that but because of this they're running a little behind
And I was wanting to get on the road at a decent time right because I was trying to do the trip in two days
It's like a 32 hour drive. You wanted to drive. Well, yeah, because I had my car and my escalate
What's an escalate? It's a car. Oh
Okay, you can Google it if you'd like but I but I have my car
And you know and also I have Eli too, right? And I don't want to you know fucking, you know
I you hear her horse or his own planes and so for sure
so I'm just like fuck it a couple day drive whatever it's 32 hours, but
But we were very much a road trip family after 9-11 because my mom was afraid of the Japanese,
so we just drove anywhere.
Also, TSA made it in 9-11.
To Japanese?
My mom thought it was the Japanese that did 9-11.
She was like, this is what they did in Pearl Harbor.
It's the same shit.
They flew planes into it, like initially.
She was coasted by that so carefully.
That's what she thought.
You know, the Japanese did 9-11.
When it first happened, when she pulled me out of school, she's like, the Japanese
are doing it again.
And I was like, I don't know, I'm, I'm, I'm in third grade. What are you talking about?
I remember you were saying that she told you that you were basically about to die,
but I didn't know that she thought that it was the Japs. Whoa. It's the Japanese.
Okay. Let's say the fool.
Let's the Japanese, the Japanese speech, the Japanese can't say that.
That's bad. Yeah. Why? It's just a short form. It's like the, no, no, no.
The goose is the ports. You can't say that. You can't say that. No.
It's not it's not sure and it's very bad. Yeah, that's very bad. You don't say that. Oh, I know that. Yep negative negative connotations
Yep, not good. Not good. Oopsies. Yeah, don't say the
Don't say that that is a slur. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah. Yeah, it is
Oopsie-doopsie
Oopsie-doopsie, okay
Oopsie doopsie, set us slur, okay?
So anyways, so because of this little kerfuffle
with my couch, they're running behind.
I got a friend there helping me, you know,
oversee everything because I'm two weeks out of chemo, right?
So I'm just like, hey, I'm gonna hit the road.
Can you just like make sure they get all my shit
in the truck and then just lock it up?
And you know, they're like, yeah, I got you.
So I leave before they finish up, right?
And I'm going down the road
And I stop at a RVs
Because I'm hungry so I stop in an RVs and I can do a minor car accident
Okay, so that's how it starts which is like I think this is the first car accident
I've ever been in my life, but you know we just traded paint really it wasn't so bad
So I sit there
But and you know I'm waiting for the cops and stuff
I think this lady's drunk because this car accident was 100% well
It wasn't a hundred percent my fault. It was outside of a truck stop and there was a giant s truck
Turning in and I tried to pull out and I couldn't see the lane. It was my fault
I shouldn't have pulled out if I couldn't see the lane next to him
Yeah, but I pulled out in front of this car and they stopped almost close enough. Like I said, we just swapped some paint
Wasn't so bad, but it was my fault and lady was like, hey, I got a friend with a body shop
We don't need to get the police involved with this and oh, it's all good
But at that point I'd already called the cops so they were on the way. I wasn't gonna leave
So so that happens. I get down the road a little more
I stopped for the night. I accidentally stopped in Memphis, but the bad side of it didn't know that was a thing
Apparently Memphis is like right on the border and yeah, I accidentally stopped on the end of the bad the bad side of Memphis
What state? What state is it yet? Please help me out. My geography right now is is not not great
Arkansas so that must have yeah, no that yeah, I think that's the side I
Whatever whatever state side is the bad side. I stopped on the bad fucking side people are saying Tennessee
I don't know. I don't know but I found that out because even like
I didn't make any plans. I can hear myself by the way. I don't know what you did, but now I can hear myself.
You can? Sorry, I just got way too close to the mic with my headset. I have the same headset as you, I think, by the way.
Is it a Sennheiser?
Oh, I don't know what it is. I just got Newton to give me a good one. I said get me a good one.
Maybe it is. Maybe it is. But so anyways, so even like the lady, because I didn't make any, I didn't know where I was going to stop.
I just drive until I'm tired and then I pull off.
And I just stopped at a Holiday Express
because they're nice.
And the lady at the register was even looking at me like,
are you sure you wanna leave your car in our parking lot?
So, but I do and it ends up being fine,
which is good because actually now that I'm thinking about,
I don't like streaming shit in the back,
just in case, right?
Just so I could have it when I get there
and I could get to streaming.
you had all your like extreme valuables in the bag. No, I would say I had my I had my
necessities in the back. Okay, I had my necessities in the back like you know streaming stuff
really that's that's all I really felt like I needed so yeah I had shoes too because you
know, I got some expensive shoes so I so I had those there your sneaker had not so
much anymore I'm actually going to sell a lot of them. Yeah, I don't really leave
my house much anymore to justify having 20 fucking pairs of
shoes. I only wear like four anymore. So I'm just gonna have
like a four shoe rotation. But anyways, so so I say there and
it's fine. And, you know, I keep going down the road and I
call the the moving place and I'm like, Hey, you know, just
so you know, I'm getting down the road and I'm going to be
there at this time, right? The next day, because I was going
to be getting into Austin late, right? So I get down the
road. And it starts raining. When I get into Texas. And I'm
not used to southern storms, but dear fucking God, I mean, I
couldn't see the road. I actually it was raining so hard, I
couldn't see the road. And I was like, well, fuck, man. I
I was like, I should probably pull off.
I was in Waco, which is only like,
well, like an hour and a half from Austin, two hours.
I think it was just like two hours away,
which I didn't want to stop.
I wanted to just fucking go.
I was only two hours away, but I couldn't see the road.
So I was just like, fuck it, I'm just gonna stop.
So I stopped in Waco and I stay.
And people are staying in Waco,
but actually, you know,
my hotel room was actually really nice, man.
And they gave me like, they must have felt bad for me
because I was very much chemotherapy boy at the time
and they gave me like their nicest room, like a suite
for only like 200 bucks for the night.
I was like, fuck, I know, I was like,
you know, I had my dog and everything at Eli
and they were like, you know,
they were loving on him and stuff.
So that was good.
Yeah, I think I was on the East side of it.
I mean, I was just off the freeway.
It really wasn't that bad.
Well, it was nice.
They were really nice people and it was awesome, it was cool.
So I go to bed and I call the moving company, okay?
Because at this point I'm behind, I'm not in Austin yet.
I tell them that, I'm like, hey, I got caught in the storm.
They can go to the house right now
and start unloading if they want,
but I'm like two hours behind, right?
And then the guy's like, oh, okay, all right.
Yeah, for sure.
Uh, and, uh, and it is what I was going to tell them. Sorry, I skipped a part.
So that's what I was going to tell them. So I call them, it rings, it rings, it rings, right?
And, um, and secretary answers. And I'm like, Hey, this is my name, blah, blah, blah.
This is Penta. Uh, you know, I just want to tell you guys we're in behind. And she was like,
Oh, and she's like, Uh, could you hold? I was like, Okay, uh, that's fine.
So I old for a little bit and, um, you know,
eventually the whole music stops and this person's like, Penta,
hey, I'm here with the da da da, like two other people.
I'm on like a conference call and I'm like, oh, and I'm like, oh,
hey, what's up guys? And they're like, yeah, they were like, Hey,
we just want to let you know that, um, you know, uh,
we ran into something and one of the drivers, like they ended up losing.
They were like, we ended up losing the truck.
And I was like what do you mean you lost the truck? And they were like well like one of one of the
You know one of the guys because it was two guys that went
They were like one of them, uh, you know he just lost the truck
And I was like I was like what like was he like driving behind them?
And like he lost him in traffic and the guy was like
Yeah
That's what happened and they were like, you know and I was like
like, well, why is he calling them? They were like, ah, you know, like, we think his phone's
dead and they were like, we're pretty sure he's going to end up showing up to your house.
And I was like, okay, I was like, I was like, all right, I was like, but you know, I was,
I didn't really even think much of it. I was, I mean, I was like, that's kind of
weird that he just doesn't have a phone. Who the fuck doesn't have a phone, right?
You got phones, don't you? Right? Yeah. So you can't contact him. Yeah. That's
a blue scone reference. But we'll talk about that later. Anyway,
so I'm like, yeah, like who the fuck doesn't have a phone, right?
So, you know, I'm just saying whatever. So so I drive to Austin,
and I'm sitting there at my new house, no furniture, empty
house, just waiting. And I'm like, fucking, I'm like, okay,
so it ends up being like six hours, like it's like the
sun's starting to go down. Right? I'm like, where are
these motherfuckers right so um so I called them and they're like yeah yeah they were like uh yeah
they got they got stuck in a storm uh they're gonna be there tomorrow so I'm like oh okay cool
whatever I guess we'll just plan for tomorrow at this point I mentioned because I don't really like
to take unnecessary days off I'm wanting to stream right I just wanted to be like three four days
so I'm like yo what the fuck man I want my desk I want my shit so I can start streaming right
Um, so I go to bed and I'm at my friend Gassy Maxine's house and I go to bed and I wake
up and I call him and I'm like, Hey, I'm heading over to the house just so you know.
And guys like, All right, um, you guys like, Okay, he was like, I'm going to level
with you and the guys like, All right, I'm going to level with you.
uh we don't know where the truck is and i was like and i was like what do you mean uh i was like
what do you mean you don't know where the truck is and um and he was like you know we we we're just
not too sure where it's at um but you know we're gonna call you when we find it we were like the
guy's still lost and i was like oh my god and at this point i was like imagining being you i my
I mean it was it was all my shit right um everything. Yeah, it was all my it was my life right pretty much, right?
so um, I'm wrangler and you've been wrangled down bro, so
So but my my wrangler some senses my like my penta who watches police interrogation videos for fun senses kickin
And I'm like, I'm like, no, I was like, something's not right
here, man.
And I tell the guy and I remember having a moment I was like,
I was calmly.
I was like, what's I was like, what's going on here, man?
I was like, I was like, what I was like, I was like, what's
going on here?
And he was like, okay, here's what happened.
Right.
So it was two guys in the moving truck.
Okay.
Two guys in the moving truck.
One of the guys, his name was Tyler.
Okay, so if you ever see the name, that name,
that's what this is referencing, Tyler.
Okay, T-Y-L-A-R, Tyler.
Okay, it was this guy's name.
Right?
And, you know, he's the guy that got all upset
at the house, they're in the moving truck.
Okay, he's driving.
And these guys are like, I think Tyler's like 19,
the other kid, he's like 20, they're kids, right?
And they're driving down the road
and they stop at a rest stop in Arkansas.
Just like some like off the road, just like rest area.
Just Canada have those off the highway.
Okay, okay, I wasn't sure.
I wasn't sure.
So, so just like a rest area, right?
Kind of sketchy.
And Tyler's sitting there behind the fucking behind the,
you know, driving the car beyond the steering wheel
and he looks over at the other guy and he's like,
we should just fucking take this shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He's like, he's like,
He's like, we should just fucking take this shit, man.
He was like, we got, it's all loaded up.
He was like, he's like, you know,
we should just fucking take this shit
and just go to some fucking city and here in Arkansas
and just fucking open the back and just sell this shit.
And the other guy is like,
what the fuck are you talking about, man?
And he's like, he's like, for real, like fuck this guy.
Like we should just do this, right?
And the other guys, and they go back and forth.
And the other guys like,
look, I'm not with that shit, man.
He was like, I'm not doing that.
So then Tyler was like,
he was like, you can get the fuck out then.
Get the fuck out of the van.
I'm gonna do the shit.
If you're not with it, fuck you.
Get out of the fucking van, right?
So he kicks him out at this fucking truck stop
in the middle of Arkansas.
These boys are from Michigan.
These are Michigan boys, right?
How far is that?
Far, that's far from home.
That's like 20 hours.
That's far.
20 hours by car?
Yeah, that's far from home.
So he has to take a flight home so half like a day into the travel. He's like let's just sell this shit
The other guy says no and he says he said he said he said I'm good
He's like if you're not with the shit get the fuck out kicks him out of the car leaves him there
Fucking leaves him there right at this fucking trucks up in the middle of bum fuck Arkansas
Okay, and to give you some context
Arkansas is is rule it is it is fucking rule man and compared to Michigan right that is that is the country
That is that that is the country. I mean, it's it's nothing, right?
So just just fucking just just leaves them as it just leaves his ass there and I'm hearing all this and I'm like
And I'm like, okay
Well, that's fucked up and he's like yeah, you know like we're doing everything that we can to to get your shit back
Whatever call the police
Well, no, did he get home?
He just told me the story.
I'll tell you the whole story.
So so no.
So these cheap motherfuckers, they had him.
What did they do?
They sent like a taxi to the fucking, you know, I mean,
I don't know what kind of jobs you've had, but labor jobs.
They are typically you have very cheap bosses.
So they sent it.
They call the taxi and they and they take them to.
And the taxi takes him to a hotel where then the cops meet him and they take the police
report and then this kid stays at this fucking hotel in fucking Arkansas until they send
down another driver to pick his ass up.
They didn't pay for a plane ticket or nothing.
They just sent some fucking manager to come fucking pick him up in some Toyota Corolla
probably, right?
They were like, Joe's going to be passing by in two days, so I guess you can hop
in the car then.
Yeah, so so that's so that's what they did. I would have been like I'm still on the clock. Fuck this shit
Yeah, yeah, I know right so anyways
But you know he's 20 year old kiss I probably got screwed over so anyways, so they're like yeah, we're working with the police
Whatever right I call
Not enterprise
God, what's what's the big yellow moving chart hurts? I think I think I think it's hurts, right?
Yeah, uh I call them oh penski. That's what it was this penski is penski
So I call penski because that's the moving truck they use they rented one from penski and I called him
And I'm like hey, and I told them the situation
I was like this is fucking weird, but you guys have trackers on your car on your trucks. They told me no
Because I think they have to right
Sorry, you got a fucking mustache here in my nose and it's
making a ditch
But uh, but yeah, they they were like no, we don't have that shit, but I guess they do
so um
So three days go by three fucking days go by where I don't know where my shit is
I don't know where my shit are yeah. I don't know where my shit is. It's like three fucking days go by right?
Where are you on your way to your new place? I'm there. I'm in Austin. Okay, no
I'm just at gassy's house chilling. I don't have fucking shit to my name
And I and and I just I don't know when I'm gonna get my shit. I don't know what the deal is
I don't know if I just got robbed. I just don't fucking know right
so
so I'm there and
I'm chilling and
Finally, I get a call from a
Oklahoma
State trooper, right? So and those guys don't fuck around there. They're pretty crazy
So I get a call from that guy and he's like, hey, he's just like I just want to let you know that we recovered your shit and
And he was like, yeah, he was like we've been tracking it
For three days, but we don't but but we wait until it stopped for like a long time, right?
because you know, it's just the safest way to
to end the situation, right?
And he was like, and he was like, so, so what the guy did was,
so what, so they were in Oklahoma,
not on the way to where we were going at all, right?
And they were like, we found the truck
on the side of the fucking freeway, empty, no gas,
and the guy's fucking strong.
He's drunk as fucking, he's strong out on Xanax.
So he's fucked up.
So this guy's fucked up.
And he was like, we-
The truck was empty?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought you said the truck was empty.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
there's no gas. There's no gas. Yeah. Yeah. So the gas tank is empty. The gas tank is empty.
So he was like we tracked it. He was like the route he took was down Texas to a city
called Laredo, which is a border town. It's on the border of Mexico and Texas, right?
And then, and this was during COVID. So the border, I think the border was shut down,
So, so he went down to Laredo and then he fucking and then they track it north all the way through fucking Texas into Oklahoma
Where it stopped and he ran out of gas, right?
So for like three people are like that's 18 hours. Yeah, it's for Texas is huge. That is a huge
So yeah top of Texas to Laredo. That's probably like 18 hours, man
So I don't know if he was just fucked up just driving until he hit Mexico or if he tried to like go
I don't know what the fuck I if he tried to just go to Mexico with my shit no idea
Like what he could have sold like one or two things to get a tank of gas or maybe he sold one thing
and then he just did meth and
Couldn't tell the rest because he was just strung out listen. All right. I know that there's this whole
Idea that people buy the shit out of the back of trucks, but a lot of people will look at that and be like, oh, that's date
I'm not doing that shit
Fuck that right
I mean he's far he's far from home. He probably doesn't know what to do with all that kind of shit, right?
He doesn't it's it's not like
He doesn't know right. He's just a fucking idiot. So
So they so they take it up
So he takes it up. It runs out of gas the cops get him
I think that he's watched one too many movies because the cop was like he was laughing
He was like he was like yeah
So so we book him and he goes into the holding cell and the first thing he does is start
Beating the shit out of the biggest guy in there
In a holding cell it's all he's in prison. He does this in a fucking holding cell. Yeah
So then I guess he got fucked up in there
Pretty bad, but but anyway, so then the guy was like the the cop
I actually I talked to him for like 3045 minutes. We were having a good talk
Did he pick a fight with the biggest guy there and lose? Yes
Of course he did. That's good. Right. That's great. Sorry. He kind of like rocked his shit. No
No, he started to beat the shit out of me didn't end right so you got fucked up
And the cop was like, you know, he was like well
So I was like well mr. Officer. What is gonna become of my stuff?
I'm and I told the situation and he was like, yeah, that sucks and he was like, but he was like, you know
He's like what we have to do now is we have to move it to a fucking
police
Impound right and he was like we got an inventory all this shit for the case man
And he was like, I'm going to be honest.
I don't think we're going to be able to release this for like a week, a week and a half.
And I'm just like, and I'm just like, and then not only are they going to need it for that long,
then it still has to fucking get to Texas, right?
Which is how far from Oklahoma?
Austin from, I think he said he was around Tulsa.
I don't know, what do you think, like 15 hours, 10?
And I don't know, it's, yeah, yeah, so I mean, like you could do it in a day, but still,
but even still, but it's longer.
That's long.
Yep.
So at this point, what I do, this was so, this was probably a crazy time to watch my stream
because all this was unfolding live.
People were finding out information as I was finding it out, right?
And, and, and it was, it was pretty crazy.
So what I end up doing was I end up going to office depot.
And this was during COVID, again, mind you.
So everyone was building a home office.
Fortunately, they had like one desk
because my desk was in the moving truck.
You know, I wanted to stream, right?
I wasn't gonna go two weeks out of the stream.
So, right.
So they had one desk, it was a floor model.
They fucking waxed my ass on that, man.
I think it was like 1500 bucks.
I had to pay for that shit.
Oh my God.
God, they fucking, they finessed my ass.
There I mean there was no desk you just you couldn't find them man
Was it a good desk at me? No, no, it's at the second I got my shit back that shit got thrown away man
Because it was there was there was just nothing man. There was there was just fucking nothing
So I did that and I bought an officer that was also expensive and then I
What did I do? I I think I bought a mattress
Yeah, I just I just bought a mattress from the store from like a fucking sleep supply store
And I just put that shit on the ground and that's actually just how I fucking lived for two weeks
That's just how I had to fucking run in the background of your stream
It's just a mattress on the floor. No, I mean, it was a separate room
You know what I mean, but like I had my streaming room where it was it was just it was nothing
There was nothing in my fucking and I didn't have anything to cook with so I was just you know
you know, eating torches, tacos and shit, but eventually, you know, they ended up releasing
my shit and they were able to coordinate with another two minute, two minute in a truck,
two minute in a truck company to take it down to Austin and and all and all of my
shit was still in the back by the grace of God.
That shit was it was all, you know, there's before and after pictures somewhere.
can probably dig those up. Yeah. Oh, so they take before pictures? Yeah, cuz it was a little
document. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I did. I did. I took my friend was like, you should take
a picture of all your shit. Yep, my friend, I think that they're gonna try and bring
it to Mexico. Yeah, yeah, my friend was like, my friend was like, you should take picture
of all your shit before you leave. And I did. So, so, you know, so we had before
and after. Oh, that's so lucky.
There's there's a tweet of it and everything was all jumbled up, right?
Like, you know, it was obvious that drunk driver was driving this fucking truck.
But the only thing that was broken was like a TV mount, I think.
And it just did.
All of it was still there, still in shape for the most part.
There it is.
But yeah, I mean, it was pretty obvious someone was drunk
driving this hold on are you watching my stream uh i just opened up your chat to see it oh wow
so this was the before that i took right yeah for all of you new to the story uh this was the before
right pretty nice neat organized and then so yeah i mean he was whipping that bitch right
He was uh yeah he was he was he was whipping that bitch uh a bit
A little more messy. There's my herman miller right there, which is actually so it's it's in the other room, but yeah
There's my herman miller
And yeah, so
I never get it all back and uh
They offered to pay
They offered to pay for like the bed and the desk and everything
And and all that and you know, I took them up on that and they
They didn't you know, honestly, I kind of I kind of came out a little bit
I'm gonna be honest because they didn't even bother to ask me
They didn't send me to nothing or a bill. I mean they didn't they didn't even they didn't even fucking
Like bother to ask me for payment at all
And that shit was like $15,000 for that move
So they wanted you to pay $15,000 to move your stuff across country. That's just expensive peach
I'd never used a moving company before we always move our own stuff. Yeah, no across across across company or across country
That's just expensive
No, 15,000 guys 15,000 people are like what the hell no that shit's expensive dog 15k 15k
uh
It's like
1500 I'd be like, okay. That's worth it. I actually that'd be worth it to like swing it. Yeah, but
15,000 well they unpacked my whole house packed it in a truck and then we you know is how it's supposed to go
Yeah, and then you know moved into a separate. Yeah, that's just expensive man
So it's you can swing it it saves you so much stress
us. Not always. You know, actually, but I don't I don't think I
would ever do that again, because my it's so you know, funny
enough, there was someone there was a YouTuber at the time who
had like the same experience like right like the same week,
who was tweeting about how they were having the same shit
happen to them. It was weird. But yeah, so I mean, I guess
save me 15 grand so you were up plus 15 k plus whatever they gave you for your
desk in bed I wouldn't I would never do now I would sell my shit I would I would
I would sell all the big shit and I would just rebuy in in the new city
because that shit my buddy Eric he had his he did he did one of the pods I
think it was and his shit got broken into and fucking stolen and I think I
I don't even know if he ever got the insurance money back.
That shit happens all the time.
We thought we were doing a pod when we moved Moot from America
to Canada.
Yeah.
Yeah, but we ended up, we wanted to do a pod
and we planned on it and we were supposed
to send the pod the day before.
Once I can do your post as Moot, hold on, hold on,
this is new, can I post as Moogshot?
I didn't know that was out there.
Public knowledge.
I
Is that doxing that might be doxing?
Well, where did you get it? Did you get from a where did you get it?
We're public information. Yeah, but where did you get it? It's public information
Put it posted in the discord first. Mugshots aren't doxing
All right. Yeah, fuck it. I did it. I did it. It's from Oklahoma government. Dude. This is new information. All right, uh
Put it in the discord
This is this is new info new new story new part of the story. I
Guess it probably wasn't that hard to find tylar
Did you have to face him in court? No? I
Wasn't gonna do that anyways, but it wouldn't be me pressing charges
Right
Well, not not that not that people do people don't press charges. It's not how it works. It's just the state
If it's mugshot
Also had a date so that helped
This is new content this person said mugshot maybe I does that like not work
No, it takes you to the search where you have to put in there search stuff at least for me
I'll let you know if that's a guy because I know what he looks like
Sniffy just post the info that you just post a picture just fucking share exit
It says just search Tyler
Okay, now he's just fucking share
No way. There's a lot more tie-laws than I thought
But it kind of does look like the first guy. Oh the guy in the green shirt. Yeah, I
Don't know you can probably
Hey, that kind of does look like him. Honestly, you could probably look up
That says 2013 yeah, that's not him then he probably I doubt that he got
Yeah, no, that's not him. I don't look
He probably got he probably got charged in Michigan
So I doubt I seriously doubt this state in Oklahoma. He probably got sent back up to Michigan. I
would imagine
Screenshot a chat possession
2013 that he was convicted
Chatter detectives
2013 doesn't match up chat. That doesn't match up
Also, I mean, it's Oklahoma. I bet half of these motherfuckers. Oh shit. This might be him
No, this might be him. Maybe this is the name and the date would match up
Which one?
The they just posted it
Maybe that says 20
21 but that's but that that would have been the date that the oh
Oh, that's the day he got convicted.
That could, no, that could be him.
That's conviction.
That would line up, but this could also be anyone.
But the guy's name is also Tyler.
Take a look.
He had a gun too?
Oof.
Isn't that like convicted felons prohibited from carrying firearms?
Isn't that what it's saying?
No, that means he got 10-year probation for this charge and the rest of this so
So this is what so they're so so they're gonna give him 10 years probation for this is what it is
right yeah
but the rest of this is
Damn that could line up
God damn big little what do you call that?
like
Exactly little CFR says 2020. So is the 2020 crime? Maybe that that would line up. And that's his name.
Damn.
Whoo. A quick fucking 20 years.
Yeah, they won't fuck around with, uh, with, with burglary and Grand Lars. But I don't know if I don't know if this is the right guy, because I don't think it'd be burglary. Maybe. Oh, maybe it would be probably not, though, burglary usually means that you broke into it.
This looks more... nah, I don't think this is right.
That's so long.
Grand Marci or Home Investor? No, maybe.
Berglary's with a weapon. Berglary for the truck.
That's true, actually. Berglary for get the fuck out of the truck.
Yeah?
If you weren't involved, I doubt it was him.
I don't think I would have needed to testify at all in this.
Then being like, hey, I saw him, but I mean...
Oh no, there's an article about this guy apparently. Not the same guy.
guy. Not the same guy. No, not the same guy. No, damn. He probably they probably would have
sent him back to Michigan. I bet. Do I know his last name? I don't know his last name.
No. That would be doxing. Now that now that would be doxing. We don't do that. We don't
do that. I don't do that kind of shit. But anyway, so that's what happened beach.
crazy I know right that was fucking wild that's bad fucking luck yeah bad bad
dice roll on that just like hey you know I got diagnosed wait wait they found
them no fucking way holy shit yeah look holy shit no that's actually him yeah
they got him yeah holy shit they got him that's the guy he's seven feet tall
It's huge, Mike Block.
What a fucking giant.
You got Mike Block.
You didn't even have to have a weapon to tell that guy to get out of the car.
It's true.
He just said move.
I don't think he got out of the car.
That guy got a bunch.
That's unlucky.
You know, yes and no.
I actually kind of view it as, I got a crazy story out of it,
and also I got my $15,000 move paid for.
True plus 15k, yeah, which we were gonna waste it. Well, I wasn't a 10k Andy at the time. So I mean that was
That was nice. I was more like 5k. So, you know for me, I was like, hey
Whatever yeah, that wasn't a joke the W I think at the time it was shitty news frustrating, but you know, it's a it's a it's a good story now and
And uh, you know like I said I got paid for when you and mootner down here and we're drunk
I'll tell you the story about how I was almost killed by a serial killer me and my friends were in Sandusky, Ohio
That's a good story. That's but that's that's a story for another time
That's a wait. Let me let me write that one down so that I don't forget you were killed by a serial almost almost killed by
Yeah, that was a big I should have added almost because obviously
Yeah, OK, is this a meme?
No, the root beer killer.
I swear to God, this actually happened.
OK, was he like a like a serial killer, like he killed people?
Yeah, he would have killed us.
We got out of it, but he would have killed us.
He's like Joker.
And that kind of has some of this root beer.
What's your favorite root beer flavor?
That's what happened.
That's actually we were camping out and he just walked up out of the fucking
woods and was like, you guys want some root beer? I have some extra.
Now, we were, we were like 17 years old at the time.
No, I'll tell you that story. So that's a crazy one.
That's story for another time.
That's your parents that you go camping by yourself at 17.
Oh, oh, peach when I when I was when I turned
like 13, I was that was it. I mean, when I got my license,
was never home again. That's so lucky. I would leave for like two weeks at a time. And I'd just come back like, hey,
yeah, I had a very different upbringing. My parents wouldn't let me hang out with friends after school. And yeah, they
wouldn't, they wouldn't let me like sometimes feel like quote unquote school lunch, you could like, leave high
school during lunches. Yeah. Yeah. You know open lunch. They forbid me from doing that.
Really? They didn't let me hang out with my friends after school. Not even with the bodyguards?
We didn't have bodyguards. They were just very, very strict. My mom,
even though she worked like a she cleaned houses, she would make sure that she only
started cleaning and that she finished cleaning so that she could drive me to school
and then kick me up from school so that I wouldn't have time to socialize with people.
It's a scary world out there.
Yes, but I already had such a hard time making friends because of who I am as a person that
it was just social fucking suicide.
I am so sheltered because I couldn't do anything growing up.
Well, you were like, hey, can you guys help me tie this knot?
Well, no fucking wonder.
That's where I went.
The second I was, I had to pay for my own first year of residence.
I have to pay for my own university like period exclamation mark, but I managed to over like
Two years of having a job I saved up enough money to pay to
Live on residence for the first year. Yeah, that was wonderful
I don't know. I I mean that doesn't yeah, I mean that sucks that your mom was a little overbearing, but it sounds kind of nice to
Hey, that's took you to school every day. I don't know
I agree. I was really envious of the kids that had all of that freedom at a young age like you
Yeah, it was pretty nice. I'm gonna be honest. It was awesome being able to do whatever the fuck I wanted
It's just like you guys had like lives and I feel like I just hated my life until I turned like 18 19
Yeah, it was it was pretty fun being able to
Just go out because I had like a my high school experience was very stereotypical. It was like house parties every weekend
fucking getting drunk and she was awesome it was great I loved high school I
actually I kind of peaked in high school a little bit that she was awesome loved
it I did not peek in high school elementary school I hated middle school I
hated high school mm-hmm this is a good time but my mom just would let me do
whatever I wanted so I just she now she never asked me either she never
She's never like you need to come home
Nope
Never see nope. I was the older sibling. Oh, you have a younger one. Yep
sister
Yep
Was she more protective of your sister?
That's the single parent generation man, I'm telling you that's a single pair of life
Solid yeah, cuz what the fuck are you going to do truly? I mean, yeah, so many hands
I mean, yeah, that's just what it was. I mean, you know, she worked all the time
So I mean, what the fuck she gonna do stop me. I
Would just left you know
Right, but I mean it was awesome. I loved it
You had to do whatever I wanted. They're sick I
Fucking drive around in my truck and like listen to fucking usher and smoke pot
I
Really really strict parents raise more like sneaky kids that like when they do go out and rebel they like
Actually do
Scary crazy things. Oh, we were doing we were doing bad. We were we were bad kids. Oh, we were fucking nightmare
Yeah, it's just just just bad bad shit, but I mean we had fun
Never like, we were never like doing anything to like hurting.
We're just getting drunk really.
She's getting really fucked up.
That was fun.
I mean, that was awesome.
That was fun.
I wish I had more memories like that.
I could just speak out like a couple times.
What'd you do?
I don't want to trauma dumb.
Okay.
I thought you had fun.
No.
Got gloomed.
No, no, not that, but yeah, just, just nothing, nothing good.
Just traumatic shit.
I go out, no, no, that was fun, see those were good memories.
Those were fun memories.
Yeah, let's fuck that man.
Well, 11 o'clock, yeah, I guess I should probably play a game or some shit.
TOS is an option.
I'm wondering, I'm curious if my chance is going to find this guy, probably.
They're on it now.
it. They're like bloodhounds. Come on guys. They'll find them. They're gonna, we're gonna find them.
Chaos mod, TLS. Oh yeah, Kirby. That's true. I'll tell that story when they're here.
Oh, I think that I like about getting older is that as you get more crazy shit that happens to
to you, you start to like accumulate stories. Yeah.
But that's something that I always loved when I was little.
And people that were older would like, sit you down and tell
stories and like, inevitably, every time that you meet up with
like, I don't know, fucking Uncle Bob, he tell the same
story again and again. But like, you get so much, I don't
know. It's been so nice to collect my own stories. It's
kind of sad though, because eventually it gets to the
point where you're just telling stories of things that
used to do and you're not making any new stories and you're just living in the
past you're like a ghost at a certain point right? That's true. Like eventually you
know if you if you're not making any new stories then you're you're just like a
walking memory at that point right? So you I mean so you gotta I mean it's good
to have stories but you also have to remember to make new stories too. When
we come down we can do crack and acid at the same time. You want to do
We got to figure it out though because peruse basically said moose doesn't want him to stay with him. I'll get peruse a hotel room. I can do that.
I don't know what it's gonna be. I'm down to have a crass at night.
I'll be good.
out though because peruse basically said moose doesn't want him to stay with him
oh but i'll get peruse a hotel room i can do that oh moose said uh-uh yeah moose
said uh-uh i'll uh i'll get i'll get peruse a hotel room i'm a nice guy i can do
that you're a hotel room getter of fruit basket
giver well it's his birthday i used 21 man i mean you only like you you have
have to have a good I mean I know as a Canadian it doesn't matter as much but
you know here that's a big fucking deal. I celebrated my 21st birthday in
lockdown when I wasn't allowed to leave the house. That's fucking depressing. That was
fucked up. Oh yeah you're a COVID kid. Oh yeah. Oh that explains so much. Legit could
not go into a restaurant they were all closed you had to be at home that's
that's that's fucking depressing yeah that explains a lot okay I'm trying in
25 like really soon which is exciting is a quarter of it why does it suck not
be like not not going on or 21st I'm gonna be honest though I like when I
turned 21 it was cool like I like it was really cool I was happy to be going
to the bars and shit, but like I had already been going to the bars for like two years.
Yeah, yeah, which that was almost like a little cooler.
You know, because like, oh, I'm not supposed to be here.
This is fucked up.
Do we think that you're not supposed to do always feels like 10 times better?
I know. They don't have it was so much cooler.
You have that adrenaline in your system, like, oh, fuck, I'm getting
your rebel, your rebel.
It's like, I'm not supposed to be here.
This is crazy. Yeah.
No, I didn't even have a fake. I would just walk into the bars and no one fucking
I've looked like this for fucking 12 years at this point.
So I had a fake when I was 18 because when 17 or 18 because when you want to get into places, oh, you understand because you guys are 21 here. It's 19. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, but my quote-unquote fake was just someone that looked kind of similar. Oh, yeah, the sister ID strap
Yeah, yeah
So smart girls that you do that sister ID should always works
Always works. Yeah, it's not a fake. It's a real idea sex clubs, you know the dungeon clubs
That's not true when I was 18 when I was 18 not 19 you have to be 18
Do you have to be 21 to get into those?
No, you have to be 19.
Sorry, not underage, you're just so clear.
I was 18, and in college.
Something similar to this happened to Rob Lowe.
I don't know who that is.
He's an actor.
You ever seen Parks and Rec?
Let me Google that.
No.
Yeah, he got tricked into filming porn with an underage girl.
Oh, they got his ass they got him. Yeah, they got him.
They got him. Surprise. I'm 16.
Whoops. That's what's up.
That's what happened on TV.
No, no, no, no, no, he wasn't real.
But this was like a no, no, no, no, no.
It was real life.
Yeah, he met a girl in a bar and, you know,
took her back to yeah, but like.
but she used a fake ID to get into the bar.
So he was like, I didn't know I don't do that kind of shit.
That's so long. Who knows?
That sucks. Yeah. God is ass.
I don't fucking do that. I don't do that shit.
That's not me. Alright. How would you raise your kids one day?
Would you let them be free-range chickens or would you be strict with them?
I wouldn't have kids. Really?
No, baby
Fuck am I gonna do with a kid sit there and make
Obscure references to the 90s and 80s they won't know what the hell I'm talking about
Oh, what is anyone have kids come like you get you know pretty cool
They're gonna be like what the fuck they're gonna be like what the fuck is a mic block
You that'd be a you'd be cool dad. No hell no they'd look at that shouldn't be like my dad
No they'd be like that's fucking weird. They were like that's what you did.
Jennifer's dad is an attorney.
Well Jordan had a bar license so that's true at some point. I pretended to be one.
Exactly you show them. Who's going to take care of me when you're old and fucked? I don't know nurses.
just get rich enough that you can pay very hot nurses a gun low-cut tops stop it was a
jay that was a jay what are you gonna do purples down well I guess the subodon is
gonna die number one guys don't let it die that's actually this actually did
kill the subodon it's it's actually not gonna to I don't know though the
edgers though oh yeah people last year people did edge for like three days
hard what do you consider edging when it's at like an hour under an hour oh no
three minutes three minutes three minutes under his edging some people wait for
like a minute I wish I can power game some people do it for like a minute one
minute is risky yeah one minute is so fucking risky that's risky donate button
at that point what if it like takes a minute for your carry really process the
transaction look that iron mouse got edged to 50 seconds before one 200 that's
true people people edge hard yeah well I guess we could we could Dale and Dawson
I don't know it might be kind of tough to get a lot of together for that right
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I don't want to play that. I don't want to play that. I don't think so.
I don't really want to do a TOS. Chaos mod.
I'm watching a riveting live cam of squirrels and crows.
You should try that.
Okay.
Check it out.
Dead Rising.
Chaos Mod.
What's that Onyx Permathon?
I could pop into Onyx and see how it's going.
Quick Monop.
Ooh, that's a good idea too.
I don't hate Monop.
Onyx Permathon.
I heard that Permathons are fun.
They are.
How do you come up with so many characters back to back though?
What's so many characters back to back though if they just die I don't know. I did
Which drug this help you come up with GTA characters chameleon cold brew concentrate
Is this what I'm missing
You should try it. I
Don't know if they have this in Canada. You can probably get it off Amazon. I'm good
Yeah, let me see. You should try it because I'm missing I'm missing something
Do they have on million?
That I'm telling you the chameleon gold were that is the key to streaming Travis a stream pinball
That would kill the sepathon
You don't have a
Brutal peach
Now one day, I'll actually take my prescription meth on stream
I'm saying that as a as a J. I actually love ADHD men's. They just don't make me feel very good half the time.
Um
And then you'll see what it's like for my brain to be locked in, but I just can't take it all the time. It fucks with me
I'm off my meds too. I understand that
Is that a meme or do you actually take men's? I'm well, I don't I'm supposed to but I don't
What are you supposed to take? Oh, it just has a bunch of it's a long word
He said
Just just a long just a long word of a bed. It's a long. It's a fucking long word. I can't pronounce it
Is it for like ADHD or like anxiety depression? I could look it up if you want
Let me look at my email
Yeah
It's gonna be some fucking antipsychotic
I'm actually supposed to says vitamin D
Okay, geostasional effective disorder
sad
Yeah, I don't get sad. I don't do that shit
Wait was it actually just vitamin D that was the thing that you were supposed to be taking
That's so long
Fucking with me. You didn't know that you were supposed to be taking vitamin D. No, I know him so I just know
You're gonna say like list exanphthemian or something like a long
Said it was a long word that you couldn't remember bite. I'm it. I can't read that
All right your vitamin D dog. Yeah
Yeah, let's get a poll, okay?
Onyx, perma characters, monopoly or
fed rising, just throwing something kinda new.
What are the dates that you wanna do the trip on
so that we can start looking at hotels
and also send me your address
so that we can make sure that the hotel is nearby?
I'm not sending you my address.
I'll I'll I'll send you a good hotel to stay up.
It's going to be expensive.
Um, have you ever heard of the four seasons?
That's like really expensive, isn't it?
Yeah, this is the five seasons.
OK, is there like a best Western?
Yeah, a comfort in that's pretty that's pretty nice.
Have you ever heard of a La Corte in?
No, the kids in. OK.
No. It's very nice. Yeah. Yeah. We don't want to spend that money. Hopefully. Very nice.
As long as it's a bed that I can sleep in, I don't need it to be fancy. Okay. So just
something that's close by ish. Um, but do you know what days you want us to come up
What? What's the... which?
Uh, uh, I'm gonna DM you, because I don't want your plane to get 9-11'd.
Smart! That feels so... makes me feel so important.
Like one chatter would really just like risk it all, because they hate me so much that just...
This is the hell I die on!
Ooh, this looks nice! Yo, you gotta stay here. Look at this.
how much do you usually try and spend per night at a hotel look at this super 8
look they got a little bathroom chair how much do I try to spend a night yeah
what's an expensive hotel room in your opinion let's say expensive yeah anything
over a thousand bucks a night and what's an average hotel room for you average
price not that I mean it depends like where am I going a normal place like
well anytime I travel it's usually some bullshit like fucking California that's
shit's expensive I don't know what she's asking well I'm not trying to spend
more than $200 on that hopefully oh I mean no I mean maybe fucking 10 years
ago it's more expensive than that now it's not like that anymore yeah so okay
So you want to you want to say at a motel then I would say like I
Like to stay at places like a little
You know like a little nicer. So like okay like Dallas for example
I think we paid like 600 bucks a night where we were at
We went to Dallas
downtown Dallas
It was a Ritz Carlton. Yeah, it's Carlton really nice. Yeah
usually I don't really give a fuck about having a nice hotel I like to have a
place to sleep that's clean I don't care if it's really really small it just
hurts me but like over 200 dollars a night I mean you could yeah you could
She had a motel if you want.
Motel, hotel, holiday inn.
The person said I'm not paying more than 150.
I mean, yeah, you can find places that...
Where?
Super 8s.
She had a Super 8 for 89 bucks a night.
We went to Montreal for a honeymoon
And it was at the best Western plus baby 110 Canadian a night, right?
You went to Montreal.
Montreal.
Okay.
The French power.
Do people vacation there?
Oh, and people go to Texas.
Oh, let me just go to Texas.
That's so fun.
A lot of people visit Austin.
Really?
Yeah, it's a lot of bachelor bachelor parties here
Isn't that like Vegas?
Is that like Vegas?
I think people are kind of I think people are kind of starting to hate Vegas a little bit
Like Vegas is it's not it's I feel like Vegas is more of like
Fucking Disney World anymore. I've never wanted to go to Vegas really. I've heard like
like the bachelorette bachelorette thing is fun, but it was my bad.
He thinks Austin is Nashville. That's two from Kevin Nashville. Okay. Does this guy
work for Tennessee? Is he on the board of tourism? What is that? Maybe you guys should
come to Nashville instead. What is this shit? John Nashville. Austin has a shit
I'm tourists. Oh, he's a bartender there. Probably makes you money
What one on X okay, I guess I'm gonna play on
Let's see maybe thriving suits are being a little harsh
Wait purples up yeah
Where are you seeing that? That's what JJ's told me
Yeah, probably because fucking who knows what the fuck snows doing yeah, when you figure out the date stand them to me so that I don't get 9-11
This you know what day my birthday is and then the 17th oh no on the day of my birthday I'm going to the Taylor Swift concert
Oh god, I got tickets
Okay, I won the lottery. We who how much did you pay for them?
like $70
Yeah, because I won't buy them from a reseller. Oh
You should sell those I would I wanted to but they have a thing where you have to be there
physically with your ID to get the other people in and on my birthday I'm not
going to know there has to be a way I I would please God please fucking God if
anyone wants to buy these tickets I would happily sell them to you but there
is no this was just like yeah me just in the arena parking lot you're gonna
redeem these in the back of a van. Just get on in.
You're being the tickets in the back of this van. Come on in.
No, I want them from like the official
developing like a year ago. Taylor Swift real tickets.com.
Anyways, I'm going to because it's on my birthday and I feel
like I have to go.
Um
I don't think I can sell my ticket. I'm gonna bring my sister probably and then I'm gonna try and sell the other two
How old's your sister? She like Taylor Swift age?
She's 10 years older than me. Okay, so she's Taylor Swift age. Oh
Is that I thought that you were gonna say
No, it's Taylor Swift is multi-generational
All right later
Anyways, back to what we were doing.
No Pyrrmathon? I can still do it!
On purple or onyx?
You know purple.
Let's just make a character, this is what I do.
I was listening to this music and just brought it over people.
This is the character.
I'm okay.
I'm alright.
It's Pyrrmathon time.
And if this doesn't save the Pyrrmathon, I don't actually know it will.
I'm into the like, block-core case. It's all fucked, man.
It's all fucked up.
It's all fucked up.
Please no more?
Alright.
Uh...
We'll just let the next song play out.
There's a new song after this.
I'm pretty sure.
Actually, there actually is.
I can't carry this.
You're going to be so stupid.
Okay.
This is a really dumb idea.
Promise?
Just watch.
Just watch, man.
Penta, I'm going to be honest.
done it again all right floor one thousand one hundred forty-two
Penta you did it again better than Jordan wow that's all I feel oh shoot
future VodWater there he is I think this is someone's car I probably shouldn't
take it because I want to be able to crash I wonder is if the service
Sable jumped 50 slow holy shit
Holy
Okay, good good. I wonder do you think more people go to the other mechanic shop? I feel like I see more people there
Is this Bay is this Bay being used?
This is Bay being used
This is need to be fixed up
Hello
I can't hear you, but yeah, I know.
Yeah, me is down.
Is this Bay being used?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Is this Bay being used?
Yes, it is.
I'm going to go back with the camera.
I could fit it.
Do you mind if I take a look at it?
No, they're not.
Yeah, that's what that's supposed to look like.
I
Don't see any problem with this. Oh, yeah, you did a good job with that, too
All right, okay
Yeah, that's a nice one I
Like it. It's really fun
I like that. Yeah, that looks good. You got a what's in that a for you got a four cylinder in that
I think I was a four silver soul meh cylinder
Wow, okay. Yeah, that's nice. I wonder if the other one
And she had some pussy man pussy man
Tuner shop. Oh, that's true. People are always down there
Let me go
Renekar before I get pulled over
Why is the server been so unstable?
Oh, the guy that runs it keeps going- he keeps going to the fucking vending machine, man.
He loves the famous Amos cookies.
He died recently.
Recently- famous Amos?
Dead Amos.
Famously dead.
This character rules.
Penta, you did it again.
Someone come here.
It's not- it's not the repair ship.
Not the mechanic shop.
It's abandoned.
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.
His RP is stupid.
It's her ass people. That's all he does a myth a myth stick fuck. I had it the other day
Thanks for the five gets in man. Sorry. I fucked her name up
I'm sorry, dude
Is that some blurry ankle? That's him
Anyone need a repair?
Does anyone need a repair?
Anyone need a repair?
His RP is stupid
Wrangler would be cooler
mods watch that guy
Mods uh flag that guy. There you go good good mods
I
Hate people that don't give brand new characters a chance. It's a permathon. What do you want? It's been it's been five minutes
I feel like some people just get uncomfortable during new characters
Just wait though by the end of night people be like John mechanics the best fucking character you've ever made don't permit him
Mike block wasn't a permathon character. We've been over this before. I don't I don't even know where that came from
Did I intend to play Jimmy for half a year?
I didn't play him for that long
Did I I made Jimmy for half that's not true
Two weeks
There's like two hours. I played Jimmy for like two minutes. I've never who is that kid?
The service all of initiatives people logging in
I can't seem to get my lats to even up.
Q.
Yo, I'm telling you, I've been saying Purple needs private jet Pryo.
Dude.
Yeah.
That actually does make real money.
15% of the time.
What it does?
Paid application.
Oh no, I mean Pryo into the server.
Oh, it does.
Oh.
Oh, what the fuck?
They're making a shit ton of money then.
How much does it cost?
50 a month?
That's not bad.
15K.
true to permah just gotta wait for
someone to come here to get a repair this is my slow burn rp
this is my slow burn rp guys trust me this is the king of queens it kind of
looked like this yeah the king of queens kind of did look like this
someone come and get a repair slow burn with only two hours left smart if
Think about it. This is like Jack artingly does gonna pay off
Where they're turning it's
Time out
Chat you have to pump that timer two hours will not guys please two hours is not
That's not good play the song I did
Is it 30 seconds down? No?
It's five minutes of some
It's 30 seconds
And now it's 30 seconds, so make it five minutes for five
We got the new crumble cookies. I got them for Chelsea as an apology for eating the rest of them
She was like, I really wanted some more of those. I felt bad
So I got her own
Eight in all I'm dead
I'm in calories
31,668
Holy shit, hurry up. He's eating chips. He's a chip eater
John mechanic
Mr. Mechanic, how's it going?
Yeah, I'm a little nervous saw my way to work first day. I'm a little nervous. I
Got the first stage at Ursig on 67 30 city. Yeah
That's what I do. I know how to drive this fucking car. I know everything about it
Yeah, come from a long line of mechanics
What is the front wheel driver all the whole car drives
I just got you there fuck what is that for?
You said you're a mechanic and you can't tell me that entire car drives
The whole fucking car is fine. I worked on them. I worked on this shit myself. I don't know how to do that
Yeah.
What do you know?
Why?
For fucking what?
All right.
This is speedy.
Just write my ticket.
Dickhead.
It's my first day.
It's my first day.
Do you need a repair?
No, actually.
Hello?
Do you talk?
I said no, actually.
It's my first fucking day.
I'm nervous.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
out of the car and roll me for it then. You want me to roll you? Like roll dice. Huh? You
want me to roll you? Roll dice. What are they saying? Roll dice. What are you doing? No,
not that. No, no, no, no, no, please, sir. Can I go now? Do you know what dice are?
I don't know anything about that shit. I'm a mechanic.
Okay. Yeah, he's he's go ahead and keep the car. I was born in a car.
Oh shit, birthed in the backseat and conceived back there too.
I've never left this car. I was born in this car.
Oh, you're born in this car. This is all I fucking know, man.
All right, where were you working at then?
In a car. I work on cars. I'm a mechanic. I'm very good.
So you're a mobile mechanic?
No, well yeah, I mean my car moves.
Alright, well where do you work? Just anywhere and everywhere you can?
I'm going to Hayes.
Alright, you got a job interview there?
No, I'm hired. I fucking work there.
Yeah, he's a mechanic.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a mechanic who works at Hayes.
Well, you're getting Spider-Man this time.
Go ahead. You're free to go.
Thanks, Mr. Mechanic.
close please someone come in for a fucking
repair it's gonna pay off huge
how long will they have to come up and
talk to me
wrangler the deputy brown neighbor brick
he's five gifted subs he's at your
pissed he's gonna fuck he that's his
that's his boner bro thank you for the
five gifted man pump that timer
They speckin' the mechanic, the seal tree? No. I know, I know how to do it.
Oh. Where's Mike? Stop asking me for other characters while I'm clearly doing something.
I'm obviously busy. Where's Trim? The guy who used to pay for that character is going.
How's it going? I'm okay, how are you?
Doing good. Good. I really shouldn't lock this door.
Oh, it's probably open so I can work on stuff.
maybe it's a big deal do you need a repair I don't know I don't you have a
car here I do oh man I talk cars all day can I see it
it was the pull it in let me go on the four by four let me tune it up pull it
in sure where you're laughing at what I'm gonna do oh man beautiful where do
How much you get how much you pay for this?
It was 20 grand I think
Okay, is it is it making any kind of noises or anything noticeable?
Not right now
I can see I can see right now your differential is all vertical and it's that's that's all fucked up
Oh, yeah, I don't know the first thing about cars, so oh, I know the first and last
What's your what's your phone number?
Okay, there's my number just so you can have that
Do you mind popping the hood? Can I pop the hood? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, and then the key
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, you hear that? Yeah
sounds pretty cool ammo to make more
we'll get there I'll get this fixed up for you ok
I don't know how to do this shit man
all spotted I don't know how to do this
I don't know how to fix the car I don't know how to do that man
I don't know how to do that will take it to somewhere else
I don't know. We're gonna take it to somewhere else. It's fine. It's not a big fucking deal
We'll take it somewhere else to get fixed
Fix again. I'm fixing it. Let me fix it. Let me fix it. I'm fixing it. I can fix this chap
It's fine shit
Yeah, I can fix it
we'll get it we're gonna get this all sorted hey what's up man hey could you
guys take a look at it oh I don't know okay yeah I'm looking I don't know if
it's open yeah I gotta get this fix all right ETA 10 minutes good I should
bring back another car fucker that's it
it's a totally different car but that's a look sort of close I don't know let's go
see let's go see there's another to your shop I took all that shit off of it I
took all the shit off of it for you now it's running better can I chop it I
I wish there was chopping.
Oh, that looks good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, jeez!
It's just a stupid fucking joke.
She was so nice, too.
I thought the police were going to be there.
Hey!
Yeah, I think it looks better now, too.
As she called me.
I can't do that!
I'm not gonna kill me!
She's probably calling the cops!
Theodore B-Days!
Thanks for the five gifted subs!
Theodore B-Day 5 gifted subs!
You don't see any UI?
Get UI'd.
No, it's not a VOD.
This is real.
Real.
Pre-recorded?
I don't just say that kind of stuff.
I don't just say that once in a while.
To anticipate upcoming...
...sub-a-thon VODs.
I don't do that.
That'd be fucked up.
Here you go.
Uh...
there you go okay
see I fixed that suspension issue you were having
that's a different car I know
it's unbelievable the kind of work I did huh
it really does look like a different car huh yeah the logos are different than
everything
yeah I got all that shit off of there so it's gonna run much taken around the block
hmm yeah it's more compact
That's for sure.
Yeah, I fixed the suspension issue if you're going to get more.
It can be more fuel, economical.
I have another window.
What do you mean?
Well, it's kind of broken.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's custom.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I had that custom done myself.
OK.
Is it for like better airflow or something?
I don't know.
Yeah, that's uh, that's a custom job.
That's nice, right?
Yeah, it's got to be some acceleration now.
Yeah, it's faster, I think, too, with the suspension issue that I fixed.
Oh, I see.
See, really, really give it everything you can.
Hmm.
Oh, let's just take it around.
Okay, it slides a lot more now.
Yeah, you just got to get used to it.
Hey, let's let's let's drive around for a while
So have you been mechanical for a while? Yeah, my whole life. Oh
That's right. I was born in a car
My parents
They kicked me out. I come from a long line of mechanics and they said
If you don't come back a mechanic, you were disowning you. Oh
Yeah, I never wanted to work on cars though. Huh? I want to be a figure skater
I mean but the lakes don't freeze here. They really don't. It is way too hot here
You ever tried to figure skid on water? I
Would assume that would not go well
You ever swam with skid skids on I can't say that I have
Just send it as fast as you can just straight down
Yeah there you go and you're gonna notice a real difference it is going slightly
faster yeah there you go that's pretty good huh keep it going yeah just keep just
keep going I'm telling you pedal the metal you're really gonna feel it it's
fine I got a permit for this kind of stuff really I didn't know the main
permits for that oh yeah mechanic permit oh is it pulling test starting
purposes yeah huh that's good right well yeah that's good to know glad you like it
that person is very red hair yeah yeah yeah she did hey could you take me to
eclipse eclipse sure I gotta see that it's good right I mean it definitely will
take some getting used to I'm glad you like it how much can you pay me
Well, how much do I have on you right now?
I don't think you have much on me.
This was very much like an impromptu...
Sure, you can work on it, but I didn't really ask for how much.
Oh, okay.
I was thinking like $100.
I probably haven't felt that much.
Okay, that's good.
All right, you got my number if you ever need another repair.
There you go.
All right, I'll drop you off.
Okay, thank you.
See ya.
Good luck.
Who's this character?
He's a mechanic.
Where is everyone?
I'm on the second floor.
I'll be right down, Wrangler.
All right.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh.
I got sent from the state I heard
that you guys needed a mechanic for your ambulances
and stuff.
No, we don't hire mechanics.
Oh, I got sent from the state.
Or to do what?
...to work on your guys' ambulances and stuff.
Okay.
You're gonna have to come to my office.
All right.
Do you have a gun?
No.
I have a...
Apple.
Okay.
All right.
Apples could work.
Come on.
Okay.
Sir Gate, we're busy.
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh!
What did you say to me?!
What?
What?
Okay.
And...
Okay, so do we go now or see you later?
Sergei get the fuck out of your Sergei I calling a
I want my money for dirt. Okay?
Stop talking about the fucking dirt. I got dirt John. I need my money now Jesus Christ
Why'd you pull out that apple like that?
No, it's an apple not an acorn. Okay, man. I'm just saying you pulled it out pretty aggressively. I didn't know
Oh
Fuck around with apples in this hospital. Okay. I didn't know that I'm from Canada
Okay. Yeah, I forgot it's like that here. Yes, it is. I forgot
Hey
Sorry
You're sorry. I'm so I'm sorry. Oh fucking here. It's what about those fucking oilers up there
I didn't fucking know I didn't I didn't know that man
That's what the fuck I'm talking about. We're gonna keep our stick real close to fucking ice up in my office
You know what I'm saying. Oh
Fuck I don't want to do that to do that. I don't want to do that to get this job
Well, you might have to
All right
All right, whatever you say I
Got sent from the states. I'm a medical professional and I know what I'm doing
I understand you got sent from the state
So did I
Okay, this is the state sent me here to work on your vehicles. Okay. Okay. I don't necessarily know what that means
Are you looking for a job? Yeah?
I'm a mechanic. I
Know I can have cars or anybody can somebody get down here that knows how to onboard somebody I can just hire him
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing after that
Hello
Yep, okay, get that get down to the fucking hospital. Okay, get off the bed and get in my office, okay?
Jesus I got sent here by corporate what I pull out the apple get into the elevator. Oh, oh God
I didn't know I deserve this. Can I not eat it here?
Yeah. That wasn't an apple.
That was a bottle of water.
I didn't fucking know, man. Jesus fucking.
Can I not eat in here?
OK, why is the secret, sir? Oh, my bad.
My bad. What are you doing? Stop.
You need to get out of here.
See, it's the problem.
I can't do nothing right now. Out of here.
Sir, could you punch me in the face?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Okay, thank you.
Abel's the son of a bitch.
He never answers the phone.
I started to got this Burton guy for setup.
Most worthless son of a bitch.
All right.
Okay, are you done pulling that thing out?
I didn't know.
That's so wrong.
Just fucked that up.
God damn it.
You're holding me up from doing my goddamn job.
You wanna get hired, stop pulling that thing out.
I thought I could eat in here.
There's no machines. We don't eat from vending machines. I made that a rule
Why are they here?
Well, I haven't been able to get them removed yet, but anyone that buys from there gets killed
All right, I didn't know that shit. Okay. We'll stop. All right
I'm a mechanic. I was sent here by the state to fix your cars. Okay. Okay. All right. The state sent me I
You keep saying that and I'm a medical professional and I know what I'm doing
All right, yeah, I don't know anything about that, but I know about cars ask me a question
Um
How do you start one?
How do you start a car? Yeah, I guess I'd probably start with the seatbelts
No
Well, I'm not a mechanic, so you're probably right
And then I'd probably just build around that you're tracking blood everywhere you're gonna build around the seatbelt
Yeah, if I had to start
I'd probably start with the seatbelts and just build around I'd probably all come together
Okay, all right
I mean, I don't think you need a story. Hey all of you other motherfuckers you need to wait
Okay, get out. I'm just fine. I need to get paid dude. Yeah, you're gonna get paid you can wait
Fucking laborers
Fucking hire these people from the mall and they think that they're entitled to something
Yeah, I hate people I identify more with cars
You're a car I identify more with cars I think we're all busy right now self-transport
One time I build a truck with a cursed wrench
Get get into my office
Okay, so who are you sent from again the state the state yeah, okay, can you take a seat I?
I could take it, I guess, but I don't really have room for it in my house.
No, put your ass on the chair.
Oh.
Talk to me like a civilized man. Thank you. Good.
Hey, this guy was sent by the state to fix the ambulances.
He's going to fix them.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Can you get him suited up to fix?
To fix the ambulance is yeah, do you want to have a full EMT get up or just like I mean just
This is all I wear
This is all I can get up some cleaning kits
Well, so you can get them washed up. Yeah, I got my tools and everything with me
What tools?
Special state tools what what special state tools I got a wrench
I traded it from one time. I traded a voodoo doctor
Quarter ounce of weed and he gave me this wrench and he told me that he told me that he got it from a serial killer
It was he found he got in a serial killer a state sale
Like out of a box of cereal. No like a guy
The guys sold you the wrench and he killed cereal. Yeah, you got it. It's fine. I got all my tools. All right
Yeah, I think does this guy sound like he needs to be hired here. We need a mechanic, right?
We don't be better like this
The the mechanic shops are certainly gouging right now. So yeah, I'm cheaper too
How cheap free we're we're 1.4 million dollars in debt. I'm gonna flip that around. I'm gonna double that
You're gonna double the debt. No, no, I mean like I'm gonna double it till you're out of debt
What's your state? I'm going to double your money. Okay. Yeah. What's your state ID?
Uh
One zero eight zero four six one zero eight zero four six. Uh-huh. All right. Yeah
Okay, thanks. I'll go get working. Show me where the ambulances are. Yeah.
Yeah, he's your responsibility now. Okay. He's hired on by the state. Okay. So just uh
get uh... and also how he doesn't i mean yeah i don't fucking know just go
figure it out
yes i mean we're uh...
so many what you tell me your fleet
so i don't want to give you a note uh... since
i should take their truck and switch with the other one right now i need to
say shit and yes sir
okay thank you right this way sir
that's the fucking drug graduations on the job just
Make sure they're nice and fixed.
Yep, tip-top shape.
It's blue and white.
It is the same color.
Freaking heat.
Is that overriding?
What's up, man?
How goes it?
This is where it all is.
This is where all the vehicles are.
So if you talk to Ronaldo, they'll pull one out for you.
You do your magic with all your cereal tools.
Take a look.
OK.
Anything I can provide you?
Let me see.
So first, Glance looks like you really
know what you're doing.
Oh, yeah, you see this right here?
That's your rear axle poking through.
Through the engine block?
Yeah, that's all fucked up.
Oh, shit.
This is worse than I thought.
Alright, let me fix this right up.
Okay.
The axel went through the button.
Uh, yeah, somehow the rear axle went through the engine block.
He's a mechanic, so he's gotta know.
Now you mind if I give it a clean, uh, after he's out front underneath it?
I need you to listen for a pop.
Okay, okay.
Get behind it, listen for a pop.
Behind it?
Yeah, that is fucked up.
Yeah, I'm gonna bring back that other truck.
I'm gonna bring that back to truck.
What the fuck do you mean?
I took all that shit off.
Who gives a fuck?
It's literally not making the milk.
It's so funny to just come back.
I just showed
Yeah, it looks way better like that. I think so be able to resell it to the value the value is a lot better to
Jesus
Guys hour and a half left. Don't let it end
Paperclip to house are being I'm gonna double your
I'm gonna double that
They said the new Joker movie terrible
Good
Maybe don't stop making the that fucking version of the Joker trying to work not surprised no one wants a serial Joker
Not anymore
Feel like just incel Joker is just
Joaquin Phoenix sucks. I've never you know
I've never been a big Joaquin Phoenix fan. I just I don't know man
Gladiator yeah, I guess that's true
Signs, that's true. Okay. I never mind
I really didn't like her and then now I don't like this new Joker
It's kind of turning me off. I guess her was really good. I did not like that movie
Yeah
We need the other vehicle the other truck you had this is it
Johnston's the mechanics downstairs in the garage
What do you think you hear that this isn't this isn't it
He's got another truck, and he says it's the one that he took but it's not this is it
There's no way yeah, it is listen
And I saw him come back in so I'm trying to stop him I
Don't mean stop me. I
Yes, stop you
What do you mean, stop me? I'm standing here man. Get the fuck off of me.
I don't deal with this kind of shit like that.
Whoa!
You don't fucking go- you don't say that shit to me.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I don't like that shit.
Hey, I'm a human being.
You don't fucking tell me what a fucking car is, motherfucker.
That's a- first of all, that's a truck.
You don't tell me that!
That's what I'm talking about right there!
I just got a car.
You don't say that kind of shit to me!
Oh, baby!
Yes, please.
This is a truck. This isn't a car.
That's the same fucking damn thing. What's the situation? What's the situation? I took all that extra shit off
What's the situation? It's better now. I increased the fucking value. I took all that shit off of it
It's better like that I fixed it
Drive it tell me it doesn't sound better
That's it. I just took all the shit off of it. No you're
You're a lying son of a bitch look at that I'm looking I
Like that too, it's better like this. No, we're not selling it. Well, I'm just small eventually you're gonna want to you're gonna
Want to read it in?
No, I thought you were supposed to help fix this vehicle. It's fixed. I fixed it. Hello. No, no, it is not
It's better. It's better. It is better like this
How is this an emergency vehicle yeah, it is not an emergency. It's not an emergency anymore. It's fine
He's a medical and what a fucking emergency. It's fine now
Are you on drugs?
What the fuck it's look at that shit
Yeah, I'm looking at it. Look at you drive it around and tell me it's not did you just take our vehicle to a
Fun shop and then get one of these for my phone. Can you shut the fuck up?
No, I have a
yes I took that out you don't have to you absolutely need to one one is fine
all right just ignore them there this is a blue so it's I just took all that
extra shit off man did you not want that this is not the same vehicle yes it
is no you didn't you didn't take a sadler yes I did no you didn't it's
the same shit man just drive it and tell me it's not all right do you not
will fucking like it I'm sorry it's faster like this yeah well this is a
better house it's not doing the pop anymore either there was no pop yes
there was that's why I pulled it out no you you just draw I'm sorry man I'm
You told me to look back, you're looking for the pop and then you rip right my face.
You put your thumbs up.
What is your name?
John.
No, I'm John.
Well it's a common name.
It's like the Mohammed of the Western World.
It is not that common.
It's pretty common.
I'm the only John here at this hospital.
I'm John.
You mean you call me Mr. M?
Mr. M?
Yeah, what's your last name?
Mechanic?
Oh, it's John McCannick.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, you know what?
With a name like that, I think he's actually a f**ker.
My f**king, my goddamn family invented this sh** beforehand.
People just, when the car broke, they were just like,
well, f**kin, I guess I'll get a new one.
Are you a mechanic professional?
Yes.
Man, I'm telling you, it's better like this.
Well, my name's Sean Sims.
I'm a medical professional, and I know what I'm doing.
Yeah, that's why I let you work on me when I was shot.
But I didn't even scream there like, it's a different body.
I saw your body the entire time you took no I trusted you I'm like oh it's different blood
What no it was the same blood I know because I trust you but this is a man for the same damn respect
Well, I mean I feel had drive it and tell me it's not better. That's all just drive it until me
It's not better like this. Don't don't drive that vehicle
Why?
That's it. Get in and start the ignition.
I am not going to do that.
Why not?
Oh, okay. You know what?
Guy with the beanie on. Get in there and drive it.
It's literally better like this.
I swear to God.
I know I hired you. I know your name.
He knows what he's doing, you know?
Thank you.
Look at that shit.
See how it's making that beeping noise now
It's not it's not making the pop it press the center of the steering wheel again
See it didn't do that before it made like a
That's what that's supposed to sound like. Yeah, does it have a full tank of gas? I traded some gas I
Got I traded I traded some gas for a scratch off. I'll be honest about that. Oh my god
I just I don't I don't I'll be honest about that one
What do you have some black and milds on you too and a fucking 40 ounce of Mickey's? No, man. I got a swisher
Fucking god damn it who hired this guy you did oh
What the fuck man it's I listen listen do you hear that?
Before it was that before I was like you literally straighter
You
No, I traded the gas I traded a bit of gas I
Put some some guy had a big up called there a big gulp cup
He's like you what's the fucking I'll give you this all the shit for some gas. I siphoned it out
man I
Fucking straight I did four or five hour energies. Is that all you did?
Yeah
okay what about the swisher I'm gonna smoke that did you scratch it was a
loser of course the odds are not great for those look it's it's the same
fucking thing what do you mean it's just no it's not my man I just took all the
other shit off it sells better like this no I think you so bitch
I think it goes to burger shot too, I think it's a burger shot cup in here.
Hey, John mechanic!
Can I take my lunch?
No! No! You don't get a lunch break here.
Oh, alright!
Don't pull that out on me!
No! Do not pull that out on me!
You don't know what's going on.
Oh god!
You crazy son of a bitch!
Why did you shoot me?
Oh god!
What did you want?
Hey!
Multiple times!
Why? God damn!
Why did you just shoot him?
Help me! Help!
I'm trying to just lay down, sir.
No, no, no, no, no. Help me!
Are you not going?
Ha ha ha!
Sir, do you want me upstairs?
What do I do with this? What do I do?
I'm sick. God, I think.
What do I do?
I'm gonna take you upstairs to Nancy. All right. What do you have? Okay? All right? I
Don't know what's I don't know why you got shy. You'd know what deserves that. I'm sorry. Oh my gosh
I don't feel good help here. Someone help me
Can you take him to get medical help me?
Help me. I'm just trying to fucking figure life out man. Oh, I don't want to get shot anymore
I'm 18 everything's new and
No shooting this time bitch
Sorry
No, I'm sorry
For lying for having me. What do you mean? I don't fucking I really don't do that kind of stuff man
I fucking swear to God that's the same fucking truck
You know, I don't know mechanic shit, so I have no reason not to
What
I didn't have an apple this time that time.
This is the most deadly apple I've ever had.
Jesus.
Oh, God, no.
I've got him.
I've got him.
I've got him.
We need to be in the window seat, sir.
All right.
This is going to be nice as long as you ever say that.
God damn.
Here I'm gonna get I'm gonna supply you some food. Is this okay?
Is this something people live from? Yeah, I guess I'm gonna shoot burger shop boxes
Wait, I can give you some packages. They're my favorite
Find more for me then.
Holy cow.
God.
Ow.
That's food you can eat.
Don't pull up that apple bomb.
It's just an apple.
I don't fucking have a bomb.
It's just an apple.
I'm going to have Nancy look you over.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Fiddy Bobbo!
Yeah!
Ted Gippen!
Woo!
Don't see the hostel.
We're already in debt.
We have no money.
I'm not.
I've worked here.
I'm not going to sue you guys.
Us.
Yeah, all right, give me a shit right when I happen. Yeah, he needs one of us
He needs he needs help. He got shot multiple times one by a fellow attack med and then the other by these
stationed officers here because he's carrying an apple
He had an apple in his hand and they lit him up
That he had an apple in the oven. Yeah, all he was trying to do was trying to
I'm gonna best beat up Saddam. I was fucking like I was goddamn hungry. That was not as funny as he thinks
I heard you guys hate apples, but God
Oh, that's the reason that our cash item our EMS shot him because he
Was pulling out in Apple
Jack is the doctor way I fucking know they say a fucking I
Fucking know it's a fucking expression. It's not literal. I'm sorry, man. I'm not bring apples here anymore
No, not not you sir. I'm talking about our fucking big. It's an expression. I'm not gonna fucking evaporate from a goddamn apple
It's it's an expression. It's supposed to promote healthy eating not you sir
Yeah, I didn't know
It's supposed to keep him here. I'm not the hospital though, and that is right here
Well, I'm so trying to do I live from this
I'm gonna roll you over a little bit make sure these are
I mean you're talking to me that's a good sign the white cleaning supply yep first floor
and then there's a lady sitting behind some some glass show the live show um okay uh give
give me just a second I just want to make sure this gentleman's okay
oh what the
sorry for bleeding on your floor
yeah half
yeah all
okay well the good news is
I mean take this with a grain of salt
all of these are through and through
oh that's so lucky
which means that none of them are compacted
I don't have to be digging in you with you know, surgical equipment
We're gonna we wouldn't have to put you under and all that but that news is that you've been shot 26 times. Oh, shit. Oh
He looks like Swiss cheese
That's in works. No, that's good. I mean, it's Los Santos, please
Los Santos, I thought this was Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah
No, sir, you're you're you're a couple of states over like to stay over. Yeah, not not Tulsa
Whoops. Is this not a lot nice. Is this not Ponca City?
No, no, sir. Oh shit
I'm gonna start reading up a medical report. Yeah, I'm gonna start you're getting these wounds here. Oh, man
Fuck I got it all fucked up
Yeah, you're supposed to be
Tulsa sir, can you hear me? I'm supposed to be in Ponca City
Yeah, you're you did you drive here to take the plane I drove here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it was weird when I was on a boat crossing the ocean
Yeah, yeah, it sounds like it
And you can you can talk to him off. Sure. It's I
Hey
So are you okay? You feel okay? I'm feel a little better. Thank you. All right. I need your statement
Do you mind I was just standing there and some fucking guy told me that's not a car. That's not a car
They started shooting me
He said you pulled out of Apple. Did you pull that out in front of him? No, I don't I don't like that
What now I don't like that stuff
But you had one in your hand when you were getting carried. No
It's just Apple. It's not gonna really do it. I don't eat those
Hey
So you didn't pull an apple out at all. No, I don't eat that shit
Okay, so why were you holding one?
I fucking wasn't.
Yeah, you were.
No, I don't like that.
Okay, don't tell me.
You were sitting there talking about cars?
No, he was screaming at me.
That's not a truck. That's not a fucking truck.
And I said, I know what my shit.
So what's your name?
John.
John what?
Mechanic.
Like the normal spelling?
Oh, I am
Joy I'm gonna start I'm gonna give you a little bit of medication here
There's you gonna take away some of the pain while I start stitching your back up. All right
All right
So you're gonna get a little bit more feeding here. So it's gonna go through an IV
It's gonna make you feel a little fuzzy
But that's completely normal. All right. All right. Whoops
But he so when you told him that you knew your shit he just started blasting you. Yeah, he doesn't care
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can you please get up?
Thank you
Okay, we're taking the ambulance to bring back a boss
Same thing yeah, that's the car
All right, let's not pinch a little bit like said morphing
Nice nice nice try guy playing joking. That's like an explain it. It's like it's a pain
change. Okay. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, no, no. What are you doing?
Why is there a hole cut through this bed? Sorry, I'm just, the bed was moving, so I
had to put the brakes on. Why does it say milking bed? What is that? Sir, that's milk
with amnesia. I think the morphine's starting to make it. Oh, I see. I think the morphine's
just see things are. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's that's normal.
You're laying on this side as well makes it easier to oh yeah. Are you gonna arrest that guy that
shot me? Yeah, we got him in cuffs already down at the cell, sir. All right. John Sims ordered
that hit. I'm sorry, what'd you say? John Sims told him to do it. Oh, Jenny.
Okay. All right, I don't know if thingy. Yeah, majority is closed up here. Yeah, three more to close. And then, uh,
damn it keeps fucking pieces. Take this. Sometimes. Thank you. Yes.
Rest over here.
fuzzy was he I'm feeling all fuzzy was he yeah the warping working your officer
this gentleman said he taught him to shoot him what what why fucking didn't
say reason I didn't say that he is under the influence of John I didn't say
that you gotta believe me John she told she asked me she said will you stitch on
John and I said no when she said I'm gonna put it in the report anyway yes
she fucking did you talking about also she didn't read me my rights you should
probably read them you said I'm gonna be under arrest if I don't stitch on this
entire hospital what are you I thought we were on the same team here no we're
not but we're obviously not do you got a problem with TAC med officer she does
she told me what the fuck is that about she said I can use this to take down
TAC med she said she said this is why they shouldn't have guns I swear to God
She said this is why they shouldn't have guns so this is good to be the apple case really
All right, we're gonna roll on three
What the fuck is this?
No, I'm saying I didn't say that why won't anyone listen to me
This is why I like you talk to cars. They actually understand what the fuck I'm saying
This is literally what he said
This guy is an unhinged maniac that trade it. I didn't do that shit. That's the same truck
And he started blasting John told me told him to do it
Told him to do it
Yes, John told me to work on the truck
Yeah, I did tell him to work on the truck that's why I hired him
No
Are you taking are you on drugs?
No, I wish I was.
Hey, hey, what the fuck?
Can you drug test this woman?
Don't touch me.
Touch her.
Oh, touch her.
So you are on drugs.
Someone hand me a fucking gun, and I'll show you what the fuck I do.
Someone give me a gun, and I'll show you what the fuck I'm about.
I don't give a shit about anything.
Don't give this man a gun.
I don't like being 18.
I want to be die-teen.
You know, I'm going to just get a gun.
Are you all right with me?
I'll show you what I fucking do to people that say did I did shit look you're the dog. I fucking did it whatever you want
Put someone put a gun in my ass. I'm gonna give you a little bit of kermaine. This is gonna make you
Okay, all right
So what the fuck is this you want to take me to jail again on some bullshit charges
Sam's if I wanted to rush you guys to be upstairs
I'm just gonna be real to you. I don't fucking play
Okay, so why are you playing am I playing are you in Cubs? Well, it seems like you play a little bit
All right, then turn around. I'll play with you. Come on
Okay, all right.
I guess we've got some more pain.
And we're going to do some more drinks.
She's doing the dripper.
All right.
These are the days.
35 seconds.
40, 45.
One more.
It should be done.
50, 55.
I
Feel good the fuck are you gonna rest me you wanted to play a game? So I was seeing how I can hold your hands up
Minute 20. Holy shit
Y'all feel good now
Okay, now this man is high again. I'm on fat. All right. He's all yours
No, I'm not taking this man
It's just enough to you got this tech man and the state sent me here
I swear to God that's I can move it all back on if you want
You want do you want me to fix do you want me to fix the truck again?
He should he should be good here John. No, this man is high. He's not gonna go driving
He's not I'm not saying he's I'm not saying he's good as in like he's good to brown thing
He's good as in like he's like 26 bullet wounds or she's heard
Yeah
And maybe it was probably if I guess it was one of the private security they get a little trigger happy sometimes. Oh, yeah
Do okay the conqueror thinks her five gifted subs guys we're getting under an hour. That's not good
You don't want that.
Should get a can of WD-40.
What the hell?
Uh, sir, are you alright?
Did John Sims fire me?
Uh, I'm unsure.
Uh, that is not my...
Where's that bald bitch?
Uh, I believe he's downstairs in the garage, sir.
Uh, would you like me to...
...call him for you?
Yeah, I fixed the fucking truck, man!
Now what the hell does he want?
Hey John, the uh, gentleman who got shot at nine times, looking for you, he's heading back down to prison.
Hey, uh, let me take a look at the ambulance.
Yeah, I gotta fix that shit up.
At least they finally banned apples from the hospital.
Let's take a look.
I hate that guy.
Okay.
Yeah, I was sent here by the state.
By the state.
Okay.
Let me see the key.
Yeah, there you go, sir.
Thank you very much.
Is it making like a.
You see that?
It's not supposed to sound like that.
You see how it's not moving?
Oh, no, it's not moving.
Oh, are you gonna fix it for us?
Yeah
Thank you very much for your service. You hear that? You're out there with me that ding noise
Yeah, that's not right tell John I'm fixing it
Okay, you know find a box truck. I think what happened if everyone on the server is doing this
It'd be kind of weird if I mean everyone is on the server is a mechanic
there's a lot of mechanics well they're spawning that's good come on box truck
and a lock pick I mean you buy that here one'll spawn but I need a dev
watching my stream yeah I need a pocket admin right now pocket dev for what I
need a screwdriver in a lock pick so I can seal a box truck bring back a bus I
think the buses are spawning in place of the box trucks I should just took
that one I saw. Damnit. GTA Online was released 11 years ago today. 11 years? So GTA Online
could legally drive a car. That's crazy man. GTA could GTA. Yeah. Buses. No, it's got to
be a box truck. Oh yeah, the hour long loading times. Yeah. Good times. Good times. Moot
just do it who gives a shit you're not gonna make anyone angry you won't make
anyone angry dude dude they would they would do this they would want you to do
it if anything you might make him angry for not doing it it's fine man just
enable the RP just a little bit true moon I'm starting to feel like purple's a
little anti-RP oh my god now I can't even fucking run yeah the server is
done hold on now a fire truck would be funny we'll fucking buy it and wait at
the fucking they go by Mootin doesn't want to get in trouble I need I just
need some lock picks and screwdrivers that's all I need that's it that's all
I need man and then I'll never ask for anything ever again from anyone except
32k other we hit 32k subs. What the hell is that shit?
mootin killing the sub-a-thon. Oh
Yeah, I feel like I deserve it because of the downtime
Anonymous
Thanks for gifting us up to hustler bluster
Purple admin shut down pentazarpian sub-a-thon. I know actually
Big beanie with five get in snow would do it, but I'm not snow I'll ask permission for the future. Oh
my god
boo
boo
Nobody likes that. Oh secret gas station. Wait, this is good to know about
Fucking ruining the sub above. I wear sparks. I don't know man. Tell tell them we just don't know
Alright, it's the sub-thons actually, just got room
We got shit, we're almost there now. What the fuck? What the fuck? Guys, if everyone just gives
20,000 subs I
Swear to God, that'll get us to the weekend
That's all you need to do. Just truckie here
I think I got that taken away from me. Yeah, the sub-thons over. Yep. Hope you guys liked it some
Quit running into shit. Why don't you quit running your mouth?
I can't read all of that LeBat. The chat went too fast.
Stormy Daniels?
How about a character who picked up a knife?
It's a curse knife and he tells people this. He's like,
I have to stab someone or this knife kills me.
Do you care if I stab you?
And if they're like no, no, I'll just be like, alright, can you help me then?
Cause I really don't want to die.
Stabby Daniels.
There we go.
What about a character that's a man that's human?
Hey!
How about a guy who's a cop and his name is Randy Wrangler?
Meh, yeah, you're right, that's not good.
Who'd watch that shit?
And he's gay for erections!
Oh, oh that's pretty good I can catch up to it is it funnier that's a go postal truck
I need this sorry man what's going on there's another one from the distance just can't move
the camera away from it I don't care I'm actually allowed to do this no no you do this
for the walls is it for the walls huh oh my god thief boy this is like the
origins oh post-op makes sense did you just get it did you just get that get
what why no golden cap up I you know I feel like that we didn't get a little
robbed I feel like that we did get a little robbed night night game golden
Capitrain
Well, I don't I I know how it looks. I actually believe this subodon goes till tomorrow. I
Actually do I'm telling you man people edge
Edgers are sickos. I
Actually believe this subodon has hasn't till Saturday
No, I think I still didn't have days left. I'm telling you
I've seen it get down to like 28 seconds before
Yes crucial move. I believe I
I actually do believe.
Scooms! See who are these guys?
These are people to help out! Pickle Proving!
See what you just gotta do to have 20 more times.
Wrangler the deputy.
Poppin' fresh!
When he sees that you're pissed, he's gonna fuck...
That's his boner, bruh.
I'm in a beat-ups event.
Hey, what's going on?
guy's not as funny as he thinks he is.
Ronzie!
Ten gifted songs!
Crucial move of ten!
Guys!
Guys!
Where the fuck the fuck, John?
What the fuck do you mean what the fuck?
Why the fuck?
Why'd you fire me?
What do you mean, man?
You pulled out an apple!
I just fixed a fucking ambulance for you
and you're gonna do this shit to me?
Where is it? I'm down here in the garage. I was just there. I'm here right now
Lydia let's let's go back to the garage. Let's see if he fixed it. He said he fixed one
All right, all right, all right, John we're on the way get higher me back man. I'm really trying here
It's like you don't give a shit dude. No, I know I care
But you you you got one of my tag meds fired
Oh
Uh, Bryce Lloyd?
I didn't do that.
Yes you did. You pulled out an apple.
What? Why'd he get fired?
You made him shoot you.
Alright, just take it to bed, sure. I won't lie.
I'll say I've never been shot.
No, he already pled guilty and got fired.
Do you want me to fix it?
No.
I'm a mechanic. I fix things.
I mean, I don't really even care about him. I just hired him last night. I'll fucking think I'll fix it if you want man
I just want to help and fix you know. Yeah, well, I want to see this ambulance. All right
We're almost there. Okay, sir. What's going on? Do you want me to fix your car?
No, I want you to fix the world with me. I can't do that. I only know cars
sir
what's going on all right where's the ambulance John hold that ambulance back
out no no no do not let it out this is John listen to me I'm the mechanic here
do not listen to this game can you just for a second please I just got a
reference it but you can hang on are you dying stems can I pull it out if I
hang on to the key he said yeah interrupting him he just said yes he just
he just said yes okay okay well if they're dead then just let them die I'm
busy I'm sorry bye sorry what go ahead I'll hold on to the key said he needs
to know what are you doing Lydia yeah that's not gonna work out yeah that's
wrong. What is wrong? Yes, this is the making. Yeah, yeah, it
looks like you got too much transmission fluid. It's adding
an extra gear. I don't I don't think that's a thing. Yeah, it
is. I, I really don't think that's a thing. Yeah, it is. It
sounds like he knows what he's doing. No, I know what I'm
doing. Are you a mechanic? No, I'm not a goddamn mechanic. I'm
I'm just gonna drain the transmission fluid.
Don't, don't, no, no, no, no, don't drain that.
It's too much, man.
If you drain it, it's not gonna run.
Yeah, it will run like a horse.
One senior horse?
Yeah, like a horse.
Only one?
That's what you wanted.
You get better control like that.
I don't, we ain't for less horsepower in our business.
A lot of people don't know that.
Have you ever seen a horse run?
I've seen a horse run.
Do you really need to go faster than that?
Yes, all the time.
That's why we created vehicles.
Take a look at this.
What do you think of her?
She looks the same.
No, no, no.
The ambulance I just fixed.
What ambulance?
There.
That's a postal vehicle.
It's the same shit.
No, no, it's not.
Yeah, this is just post-op.
ambulances are pre-ops if you think about it well if anything this is better so
like this would be what we would take them out after they came to the hospital
sure but that's not what an ambulance is can you hire me back no what the fuck
no you're fucking alright no I get it what do you mean you get it you just
don't me around well not really you took two of our ambulances I was just
trying to fix them okay well where are they this is them this is not bad this
is it I just moved I just took a lot of the stuff off this looks like a mail
truck it is a mail truck I fucked it up again well I guess what the fuck did you
with the ambulances. That's not a brown ambulance. It's a brown male trunk. It literally says
your package is safe in our hands. You don't have to worry about me anymore. John. I'm so
fucking sorry about this I have to do this no one gives a fuck about me can I
fix it yeah are you mechanic yes I am finally all right come on hop on in you
gotta go fix we gotta go fix this I know what's happening here yes I kind of
pulls to the right a little bit I think one of the ball joints busted on it
Do you have a gun?
Uh...
No, but I got a broken bottle and some old underpants.
Come on, let's go get a gun.
And a potato.
Come on, let's go get a gun.
You gotta help me with this shit.
Alrighty.
You know, I've never used a gun to change ball joints before.
Let's go get one.
You alright pal? You look a little depressed there.
I'm fucking sad, man.
My boss hates me because I got one of his colleagues fired.
What?
I gotta change it
How'd you get him fired if you don't want me asking?
The cop fucking made me lie about some shit
That's not good. I thought they were supposed to be truthful. I know so did I I gotta fix this man
That's what mechanics do they fix things
Yeah, yeah, that's true
You think you think maybe if you drive your boss he might uh
Be okay. I know exactly what we got to do
I bet you'd be ready to use that perfect
This is gonna work. Did you get a gun?
No, I don't need one. It's okay. I don't worry about it
J-bell J-bell
That's my fault. It's okay
Yeah, we're not used to using these uh seat belts here. You seem like an upstanding young lad
I mean, I can give you a letter of
I guess you're trying to get promoted John get the hell in the truck you son of a bitch
No one do anything stupid John get the hell in the truck. I'm gonna fix this. I'm gonna fix it John
We're gonna get your employee fired back
Okay, I'm in the truck. Get them distract them. Come on John. Let's go
Okay, man. I'm going why that guy get fired
Well, I haven't fired him yet, but I'm probably gonna have to why
Well, he saw you and you had an apple. Oh, so why would you have to fire?
Well
Violent felonies
Okay, so if you get a violent felony then you don't have to hot you don't have to fire anyone that gets one
Well, you have a gun
Yeah, okay, I know we have to do John
Okay, I know exactly what we have to do
I gotta make this right. I'm a mechanic. I fix things John
Okay, whatever you say John you got a shoot a cop
And then you have to save their life. I'm not doing that. You have to do that and then you have to save their life
So that it shows that it's okay to be violent sometimes you can fix it. I'm not gonna do that
John you have to convince people that you can fix things. I I do that often, but I'm not gonna shoot a dog
You have to prove to people
John, there's sometimes a little bit of violence is okay.
Oh come on, let's get pulled over.
John, I think you're crazy.
I'm not crazy.
John, you're a little bit unhinged.
No, I'm fixing things, I'm fixing.
Every time I touch something it gets fixed.
It seems like you're burning things, John.
I'm not burning, I don't do that shit, man.
You're, John the Destroyer is what your name is.
Don't call me that.
Don't ever call me that.
You destroyed my fleet.
your fleet's fine! It's better!
You're getting people fired and now you're trying to ruin my career, John!
It's gonna be better like this!
I don't think it's going to be better like this! Yes it will, man!
John! John! Here they come! John, the police are here!
I know, it's showtime. What show?
Don't move! I have John Hostage! Oh god, I'm here, Hostage!
Do it! Do it!
you want me to get out get out of the car
i have john sims held hostage
fuck out of the truck piece of shit
working on it man
okay i'm over here i'm over here pull your gun out and point at him
and start shooting and say i can do this i can do this i'm not doing that
you have to do it john i have a gun to you i
john john i have a gun to you i'm sorry guys
He's making me do this.
Just say I can do this. I can do this.
I can do this, guys. I'm sorry, but he's making me.
I can do this. I can do it. Do it, John.
He has it gone to me.
I can do this. Shoot him. Shoot him.
Shoot them.
Oh, God, no.
Shoot them, John.
John, shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him, John.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Shoot him, John.
John, go fix them!
John, fix them!
John, go fix them!
Go fix them, John!
John, go fix them!
I'm going! I'm going!
Tell them!
Tell them felonies are okay, John!
Good PDY.
Do you think that was good enough initiation?
I thought they would shoot.
They had a gun pointed at them and I thought that they would shoot.
They were shooting. They were...
Maybe the... I don't know.
I probably could have initiated a little better.
I can do this I can do this warning shots instead of one tap it could have been
better well there were two and I was like in he tried that guy tried to shoot me
but couldn't it's probably fine it's probably fine I feel like the
initiation is kidnapping an EMS and them knowing that but it's okay John's gonna
fix them just go back to haze let me go back to haze let me try to get job
of a haze. I'm afraid I can't let you do that John. Now? Yeah. So I can make nothing
happen? I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. I don't do anything like
that. This looks like a disconnect. Here you go. When I got in trouble last time for
talking shit, the guy put my voice as an alert on his street. Thank you so much
from the five gifted did laszlo
shit
also hates women nothing GTA 5 is
actually pretty good send off for laszlo
kind of completed his arc a little bit
what the fuck is that a moment did he
die no got let go laszlo got fired no I
thought he left yeah he left that's
sure would be cool assume I said he
hopefully comes back you think the
Wokies pushed him out. Oh, I hate the Wokies
This guy's still I'm dead yet. He might not die. Let's see if there's any MS. I'll just pull an ambulance for me
Is it making any weird noises or what's going on? No, this one's completely fine. All right, pop the hood just came back
Hey, John. Hey, what's going on John?
They've been sorted. Yeah, I think so good. See I told you they'd listen to reason. Yeah, they
They told me let me go
Pop the hood
You yeah, that motor rolls good. Hey, you you probably don't want to be here
Keep popping the hood and closing it. Okay
Open and close
repeatedly
Just just over just over and over. Yeah, just close it and yeah, I don't want to hit you ahead. Are you out of the way?
He's under I'm under
Okay, okay. Yeah. Oh
Up and up
There there you go. Okay. Now talk like the ambulance like how you think the ambulance would sound
You've got boo boo's. I've got woo woo's
Okay, yeah, that's pretty yeah, that sounds good
Okay. What's the mileage on it?
Only 1400 miles.
Oh, okay. Yeah, that one's fine. Practically brand new.
Okay.
Cool. All right. Yeah, John, John, they're not very happy.
Who? You know, the police?
You don't know I did that.
Am I able to go 42 now?
Yeah, you can go 42 whenever you want to.
Okay. I just want to make sure everything was all set here.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. Okay. Okay. And you're okay too, sir? Yeah. I'm just happy that guy got re-hired.
Okay, all right. I don't think he got re-hired. Good luck, gentlemen. So you're saying we should do it again?
No, I, no, no, no. That shouldn't ever happen again. All right, one second. I'll be out in a second.
Okay, I ain't real rip server. No
Server might be fine. No, they said it went down for John. Someone else is really
talking
Some person's complaining about medical in the general chat in before ban
Hey John, I'm gonna need a bandage. Okay, dude. Jesus man
I'll just I'll buy it to you
Thanks, and did you up?
You want me to fix your truck back to what it was? No, no, I can put all the shit back right now
No, my truck is fucked. No, where is it? Where's the truck? I got all the parts still
What's wrong with this?
All right, give me the keys
Okay. Yeah, there's the problem
What's the problem?
We're gonna have to get this one towed
okay I'll be back with the tow truck all right thanks John there they go
right there no I don't think they are no no I have two injured people oh shit
that sucks how's the car is the car okay
Oh, no, hold on. No. Oh, no.
Oh, my.
Sir, I think this is a damn good running car.
He's taking good. He's taking good care of this.
Oh, oh.
This thing is running damn good.
Shit.
Yeah, let's get this shit fixed up.
How are you?
That quiver just escaped your lips.
I'd be a lot better with medical attention.
We gotta get this car fixed up first. It's missing a door.
I'm the valet of the hospital.
What? Oh, great.
I have a feeling the actual PD wipe.
What's your name?
Um, Nick.
Nick what?
Valentino.
Alright, well let's get you, uh, let's get this...
Let's get the hospital?
No, let's get this car fixed.
Cars last longer than people, you know
If you treat him right at least
Who says that?
Well, it's just true
Saving cars is my number one priority at pillbox valet
Not lives
Well, I mean you'll be all right
No this car though. I've seen horrible shit happen to cars
Fuck this this car doesn't even worth saying
Yeah it is, what you talking about? It's beautiful.
This car is saving your life right now, man. It's what's going to bring you back to the hospital.
Valor? Primer?
Cool. What's your name?
John. John Stimms.
Imagine trying to save car lives and people lives, but you can't do one or the other.
Oh the map has open mechanics on it.
Oh that's really nice.
This place is open.
I think that's always on the map though.
I don't think any are open though.
Strokemasters.
Oh huge.
All right let's go to the strokemasters they're open.
Wonderful.
Maybe they could stroke my heart back to life.
What the heck?
Do you like chatterbox?
I love it.
I could use it.
Huh?
The spiritual life cables, I could use that.
Oh yeah.
We'll get you some out, don't worry.
After a fucking...
This is a car, it's not a transport.
What?
So what do you get up to?
Uh...
I'm on vacation.
Oh, cool. Where are you from?
Uh...
The great state of...
North.
North say huh yeah yeah I've been there is that where you're from mm-hmm yeah I'm
Canadian tell I pull it in missing a door you say oh yeah no you're fine right
there yeah just missing a door it needs a full doorectomy
should get you should get you set you guys iron we just customers oh okay are
you iron that's a that's a pretty pretty girl over in pink no I'm trying to be a
customer too oh okay okay you can be a customer okay great doesn't pay well
but okay how do I have to pay you have to pay to be a customer okay where do I
What do I start?
You gotta talk to you gotta talk to her. Okay, you're fixing the car girl
Yeah, if you want to talk to her she'll be let you be
Hey
You guys iron
What mechanics yeah, and I believe so
Right
Well, you need to talk to sister Agnes first. Okay, where's she?
She's unfortunate around
But maybe a little later if you're around.
I know a lot about cars.
That could be a big help.
You know a lot about cars here?
This one right here?
This is a two stroke, isn't it?
What kind of engine does that have?
This one?
It's base type.
This one right here?
I'd have to see it.
Penta?
I don't like this guy.
Straight up.
What about this one that I'm repairing?
You can see the engine.
Oh yeah, there's coming it.
that's a common huh yeah that's a common no no what is that it's not what
is that what is this engine say
my car that's a FR something coop it's my car oh okay yeah I got a little bit
I fucking
You mess it up how these kids are gonna drive me insane. Yeah, you twist when you twist it when you should have pulled
Pop it
They pray just like I mean it doesn't help that my car is kind of cursed and like it's like from the explosion
So yeah, I kicked it. No, I don't know. I think you got nobody panic if the police shows up here
All right, man. Where's my friend, bro?
Oh, he's right there
John's here mechanic, so we went to the mechanic shop. I am a fucking mechanic. I'm getting your guys's core fix
Why did you kidnap my friend? I'm the I'm the hospital valet
Did he hurt you man? Did he touch you?
I got a valet this shit
Where you going? We're going to valet
Okay, so if we're going somewhere safe, right?
Yeah to the hospital this has got to be valet
Yeah, why'd you steal our friend man? I was valet in the car
I wanted to get your door fixed because I felt bad it fell off
Well the door's still not on I know you guys fucking bum rush me. I thought you're in I thought you're gonna jump me
We were but we saw our friend. We'll see you. I was gonna be you took him again
We're going up we're all going together. Oh my god
Yeah, this is John stems
This John stems. Yeah, what's right? Aren't you a medical professional? No mechanic. Oh, okay. Did you get fired?
No, yeah, he he said he's taking it to the hospital. I'm sure you just don't want to go to the graveyard
What this guy's done for?
He's still good, man. He's still got some mileage on it.
He's done for.
The fuck?
Nick, you're good, brother.
I'm going to make it. I know it.
Your dog's not going to be fatherless.
Good ol' shark bait.
We're almost there, brother.
We're good. We're at the hospital.
Thank you, John Stems.
No problem. Let me just valet it.
All right, you're good.
Appreciate you, bro.
I got you, Nick.
This woman's in labor.
This woman's in labor.
Thank you.
Please help me.
Okay, let me hit the button.
He's holding by a thread.
Oh, fuck, I dropped him.
Gotcha, brother.
Whoo!
Aha.
Allergy to sub-anonding.
Yeah, that's true.
Chad, we haven't even begun to edge.
This goes until tomorrow, I'm telling you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lots of screaming Sicilian, brand frozen pizzas.
I never tried them.
I'm a Jacks, man.
I think he's inside.
Let me try to get my phone in here.
Hey, hey.
No!
Hello.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
uh do what you do and fix some things picking it back
all right let me put my seatbelt on i hate that sound
all right get out get out okay get out get out get out i'm out i'm gonna go fix this
Oh shit man. It's just so fucking stupid. It's just the dumbest bit ever. I gotta find
a grandeur. This is the car. It's literally the same car. It sounded so sad but there
No! No!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
No!
Come on, Granger's fawn.
The fuck, normally Grangers are everywhere.
How many are you gonna jack?
I'm fucking fixing him, man.
Good upgrade, I know, right?
This is a trick to get a fleet of Ambo's for you, Miss Bob.
Oh, I've been caught.
You got me!
Is it the same car?
Why is Penta driving the same car around all damn night?
Super fucking character.
What a dumb fucking idea.
I don't understand the bit they're all the same cars.
Yeah, that's a dumb joke.
That's a stupid joke, right?
Yeah, the Twitch subs were added, were caught up.
I thought this character would die way sooner.
He died three times?
Yeah, but not from a person.
It's been a good run.
You actually think that it's gonna end tonight?
Fools.
Fools!
Great Wales, I've banded up.
Do you think it's because I didn't play enough Wrangler?
Hey guys.
Well, there is no radio.
Wait, you want to go down to...
To, um, you want to go to...
Do you need help, sir?
No, I'm just back after fixing the truck.
Yeah, I used to gotta fix the envelope.
Right.
The... the... the... the...
The... the... the... the... the... the...
Yeah.
I'm not... what the hell?
I'm a mechanic.
I- I don't know about that, sir.
You guys want it? You guys want the keys, guys?
Oh, yeah, these EMs are way better.
The most.
How's it going?
John, you're going to bed.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'm telling you, man.
I don't even think this timer is going
to go under 30 minutes before I log off at 5.
Doing some sort of Jason walk.
Just can't let anyone see you.
What are you talking about?
I fixed the SUV.
Yeah, come on.
Good.
OK.
All right, come in.
Yeah.
I'm going to fix you in my car,
and then, you know, there'll be as quiet as we can do right now, okay?
Okay.
Look at it, it's, look, drives better now.
Yeah, just make, you know, as long as it drives now, just make sure you move it so
it's not illegally parked, that'd be great.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
Here, take it for a spin.
Oh, yeah, drives almost too good now.
Where's John Stems?
Where'd he go?
Let me check.
172 John Stems.
Oh this is so cool!
It's better right?
So much better sir, thank you for my...
So much cleaner too!
Yeah it's better!
Whoa! That is so cool!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Wait I'm going the wrong way, I'm going the right way.
You can go wherever you want.
Okay, I'm sure.
Yeah we can go on an adventure, I don't care.
Adventure time!
Wait I'm on duty so...
need to check on everyone there was a decapitated person we were going to take
his work with the sculptors i want to park there sir
sir how you doing sir how's it going fantastic i'm kind of busy what what can i help you with
can you park somewhere else i want okay sure and four thank you very much that's a good spot
Very good. Yeah, it's nice wish. Huh? Oh no, it's it's it's the it's the SUV that I've fixed.
Thank you very much. Yeah, no problem. Here's a gift for you sir. Thank you. You're welcome.
Have a good day at work. You too. Thank you very much. Okay, you're back. Yeah, where's John?
You might step it on a vehicle real quick. I got an AC couple questions.
All right. Curb Boosted. He died in a car. He was born in a car. Yeah, okay. I'm good with that.
Well, sir, can you hear me? Jesus.
Can you hear me, sir? I'm going down the vehicle.
Oh, jeez. There is no van left.
I think those brain matter.
All right, this guy is now paced.
I think we got a DOA here.
Yeah, there is no...
That is just...
That is just hot.
Checks false.
Yeah.
And new gloves for my cruiser.
Yeah.
I don't want to take a picture of this,
but I feel like I probably should.
Oh, God.
I've not dealt with this before.
I didn't eat that steak of potatoes.
I don't think it was, but that was bad.
Paul Walker RP.
No, I'm holding it back. I'm holding it back.
Oh, Gino.
Okay, oh no.
How do you think you left this point?
I hope not.
Ten point.
Bring some water.
I want the taste of the...
...pearl up in your mouth all the time.
Jesus!
There's one hell of a way to go out.
A hell of a way to go out.
You already got pictures?
Yeah, I got one like,
I got one from over here.
Alright.
Make sure I get a picture of the license plate on his scale.
Oh, it's starting to smell.
Ehh.
I did not want to know what roast man pot smelled like.
That was a good experience.
All right, let's play Wrangler.
I guess let's play Wrangler until the clock runs out.
I'm going to move the bike before something
hits it and blows it up.
That's so long.
A Chrome of Shirt guy, six.
I feel like it's too late to do a permathon right now.
Hopefully brought a mop.
You know.
I guess this is an attack on this guy.
He kind of only brought two of them.
Survey starts to move our wrist.
There is nothing left of this guy.
It's just parts of him all over the place.
Wait, it's Mr. McCaffey?
No!
Well, it's a plastic bag.
He hit a pole and exploded and...
That's golly.
What happened was what happened is when explosions happened.
Are you on the left? Sure.
He's in your bag.
I don't think there's much here to talk to anymore.
There's a couple plastic bags, you guys.
We're gonna need to scrape them up off the streets.
Randy, capture the place you can.
fucking Jordan is annoying
all of his characters
they don't look like they're intact but
you know we might build a rinse of off
we can make money after
anyways right
um
aren't we like one million in debt
if that's what you need
let's just start
scraping him up off the street
okay do you guys need
anything else from us who just need us to move his
parts
I think this one's pretty much done as far as they can see.
Yeah, the only thing I can see as possible gaining is a coroner's report.
Yeah, coroner's report. If there's any like dental records,
if there's any dental left that you can pull the records to figure out exactly who we was, that would be good.
Yeah, I think I see a couple teeth over here.
Well, kind of. Lots of cavities though.
No golden teeth.
I mean if the teeth are all over the place can you still get dental records from there?
Probably not.
I found a middle finger.
Oh we might need that. Put it in the bag.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah.
I think we've got most of them.
Throw this bag over my shoulder.
Someone should just get a really big leaf blower and just send them into the soil.
I mean I'll poke what's left of them in the morgue.
about it. I'm going to head back there now. If you need me, it's demoria. I don't think
so, McConnell. I don't know several bags of body parts. People really like to edge. Do
you sure guy not at 2 30 this is a this is wrangled I'm telling you the sub
dot is not over I'm tell I'm telling you I'm telling you this goes until Friday
fucking telling you man people edge
hey Ronaldo it's not as fun when they're all in pieces like this
the fart roll the edgy people exist in you go let's left of you did y'all know
there's a breaking bad actor playing g-chair what a way to go
Penta I didn't play him break who do you guys think I'm in breaking bad I didn't play in that
Wrangler there's no fat people in breaking that she will bring the
customer out Los Poyos Hermanos. That chicken did look good. You got me there. I want that
chicken. Justin want to make chicken. It was actually vegan chicken on set. I like vegan
chicken. We get the frozen chicken nuggets sometimes and I swear to god they're better.
The plant based frozen chicken nuggets are better. I'm telling you man. The frozen
one's the least not better for you brother do you think I'm someone that
cares buddy I did him Arby's muckbang now I want to sub it on I'm telling you
man we get the plant-based chicken like spicy chicken nuggets they're good
whatever the fuck it's called it's good and I thought that the impossible
Whopper was pretty damn good, too. I couldn't taste the difference
Yuck. Did you try it?
You'll did you try it? I feel like you guys didn't try it. It actually was good. I'm telling you
I'm crazy for saying that. I don't think you try that man
Why'd I pack yourself with soy? That's true. You're already a soy boy. You don't want more of it
What's the point? Let's try it. Why not?
If me like tasted the exact or if like if the plant-based stuff tasted exactly like real meat
I would eat that I would eat that instead
Why not it don't though. I am telling you man. There are brands of chicken nuggets
Right now
Imitation chicken nuggets whenever where I swear to God you would never be able to tell the difference
I promise you you might think that you can
But I swear to God man, I promise you you would not be able to tell the fucking difference
estrogen
We produce estrogen right like a little bit
Where's that wrong?
Are the twitch donated subs being counted in the sex with mr. Big pen a raffle?
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's a discord thing dude
No, no, no that that's a discord thing man
He's just said something. I didn't read it though
DM check
They call Harry he got it looks like he got the itchy phone records
If there's not gonna be anything there that sucks
Because it's gonna get back to him
I'll bum be like, I don't know man. That that was the DA. I sort of got it. I didn't I don't know here
I saw that
Yeah, I don't see anything or is there yeah, I don't see anything really in the text side
apparently there wasn't anything at all. Seems like this guy's a cooler. But it's difficult because
of how the weird system works. Yeah, nothing apparently. But I mean possibly. But it's difficult
with the times. I believe the times that are there, the calls to like Falcone and stuff actually
line up one to one with when he was arrested. When Lyra was arrested? When Lyra was arrested, yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, I have no doubt that he called Falco to represent her, but I'm more
so wondering, you know, what, how much he told, like, if he, you know, gave her, gave him
information that he only knows because he's a police officer, like having a warrant or not.
Yeah, yeah. But no, there was nothing really in the texts. And we just got, we restricted some
of it to those days, and there was nothing there, but there was nothing in general in most
of them like just more cringe stuff that he saw. I mean I could just ask Ichi. He could.
He might just say yeah I said that shit. Yeah maybe. He could. I mean at the same time
maybe he uh maybe Falcone was just guessing in his coincidence but. It could be true
as well. The judge is saying they could check Falcone's phone too. Good but yeah I mean
Yeah, I mean the grounds for the subpoena would be basically the same it would just be the first part of what I wrote
No, I mean, yeah, yeah, fuck it. I'll submit another one. All right
Yeah, why not why not add some more ammunition? Okay, that sounds good. All right. I'll be in touch. Okay, okay
I hear that man
Check it all
You guys really think it's over
This would be the first time a sub-a-thon ever stopped while I was live
Hello
There's gotta be a person with a million dollars sitting here right now
There has to be a million statistically speaking there's a millionaire in the chat
There has to be someone's just like oh, yeah, Peach is in the chat Peach go get your mom's credit card
They probably just have that shit on autopay anyways and never check it
power hour I can't do it man you guys got so many extra days of a minute long
so I can't do it can't do it the integrity of sub-a-thon I can't bail you
guys out you know you will multi-millionaire what this man hates
money I fucking hate it dude just makes things oh me yeah I'm sitting in a
police car right he's so might need a ride I don't need a ride what are you
doing here so long hey okay so yeah this is drizzle right so you're trying to
what he sacrificed a lot by only applying one thousand four hundred four
to four subs keep things going for multiple days okay here comes the salty
people. Here comes the fucking salt. Bans either. Get him out of here. 25 Bans? I
swear to God see there gets banned every sellathon for being salty. But
watches every single one of them, but is always here for all of them. I guess
it's in his name. That's true. Don't look at your timeouts. Holy shit. How do
you have 99 plus? I've never even seen that. Oh man, you better never say
anything to piss me off you better never pull agro for me hey this is wrangler
I'm out 10 30 Westbound Adams Apple with a blue taxi three times like hey how's it
going good good what's your name man Ashlyn Ashlyn I'll have arrested you
yeah yeah have you turned your life around once or twice yeah look I'm a
taxi driver now as you can see okay do you got driver's license I sure do not
on me though oh I left it at work okay step out of the taxi for me you're going
to jail what you're going to jail don't do that just step out of the taxi what did
I do driving without a license is a misdemeanor well I have a license you
I just dropped it come on just get out of the car and we'll figure that out
Yeah, get out. We'll switch. I'll put your hand hold on say in the car. Hold on say in the card. I'll see you in the car
No, not you
gentlemen
Get back in the car. Yeah, here's just you know get on it. Okay. All right get back on the sidewalk sir, please
I switch over. I don't
I know just get out just get out for me. Which one me or him. I know I know Mr. Mr. Lopez.
Why don't you just hop out for me. Okay thank you and then why don't you just get on the sidewalk.
We're good. It's fine. Now man now get out of the car. Okay. Okay. Now come over here.
Where's here?
Over where I'm at.
Come on over here.
Now go ahead and put your hands up and I'll just put you in cuffs.
Okay.
Face away and this will be fine.
It won't be fine.
You don't gotta worry about any of this.
I do worry about it.
Why? Nothing's even happening.
It's happening.
Sir, stay on the sidewalk, please.
You don't know you can stay in the car.
Okay, I like just not going to jail. I mean, I don't even have anything
Good
Other passenger get out of the car
Thank you, can you get on the sidewalk for me?
shit
This is your this is your taxi, okay
Nothing in here ready
No, all right, call it called in the air. Okay
today
for what i got impound this thing
why suddenly uh...
this is scabby powden just get on the sidewalk
it's okay that's hers she rented a weekend to get the key
now
that's fine some people
yet was taken
i can't see if she's
she called heads of the sales
Yeah, go to jail.
Huh?
No, no, one and done, one and done.
One and done, that's it.
Just one and done.
No, that's it.
Over.
Definitely nothing.
Over.
Over.
What are you talking about?
Why do you even pull you over?
What was the reason?
Did he say?
I don't need a reason to pull people over.
You don't need a reason to pull people over?
No, we're allowed to just see what.
I could just tell car
Wait, could you actually say the reason no, are you just not gonna submit? No, I did I
Walked up when I introduced myself and I told you guys why
Well, what was the reason I told you guys?
See you present
All right. See you guys later
Yeah, I do community don't get in don't get in that car sir get out of that car
Get out of the car sir. I'm gonna call the tech
I know I know just just get out of the car
Just get out of the car in the car just stay in the car get out of the car guys just drive away now
That's come on get out of the car
77s on the apple guys just drive away
She has the key do I
All right, don't go anywhere. Don't leave
Don't go anywhere. So you want me in the car out of the car? Don't go anywhere. Just run away
Don't run away. Just don't move
All right, I'm again the car, right?
Yes, neon
Yeah
All right, there it is there. They are there's the edgers. I
Told you I
I told you there they are the five minutes that's barely even edging just run
on foot you can't use the bow the lawful order run away I got one case
I'm on foot it's gonna be northbound Elgin I can just have some
additional on this monster I'm thirsty if you can get out and chase
and that'd be great. I can pursue. You can stay mobile.
He's just crouching here.
Hey, hands up. Sir, stop.
Sir, stop. I thought he'd fall for it for sure.
I don't think he's stopping.
Now, what about the other guy?
I'm going for this guy because this guy took off first.
Can I be free to go now?
Also, the other guy showed me his ideas.
I just heard a warrant. No, I do. I got to go back today.
I understand you're in the rain. Thank you radio time
You just steal my food. I'm commandeering.
I get money back for that.
Nice. Yeah, just throw them in the back of the car.
You just take them down here. Let's go to MRPD. Hey, what's up, Harry?
So the Falcon one's approved. I think just waiting to hear back, but I do have some more interesting information
Okay
Sorry, can you repeat that?
I'm a nigga judge nigma. Yeah, I'd already taken the bar complaint about Leonard Falcon. Okay, and
and Poultholne took it from her.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Okay, well let's see what happens.
Yep.
Okay, that's interesting.
Alright, yeah, let's just see what happens.
Alright, I'll be in touch.
Alright.
Well these guys are just digging a whole uh...
Anonymous!
Look at that!
Edge!
Timer, edged.
Can I do a community of servants?
Maybe, yeah.
What?
Anything in the duffel bag?
What?
Uh...
No.
Evening will stop down there.
It'll hold on the weapons for a while.
I don't want it to end, but if I keep it at...
I mean the time has to go down guys, that's kind of how it works.
You motherfuckers always turn at me, you need to always...
The last...
When it's looking like it's gonna fucking end, you're like, why don't...
Why don't you just make it five minutes to sub, greedy fat fuck?
You guys, every year you fucking do this, man.
Like, that's all, that's how subodons work.
I went to me six, I went to my 12.
Fuck you, you guys, lash out.
Jesus.
Here we go, Brenda, who's gonna suck the dick?
Sticks with five gifted subs.
Every year this happens.
Sticks with five gifted subs.
Do you hate, I don't.
Do you hate money?
Like, listen, I lay out the terms,
guys know what it is I'm down to just fucking do it for as long as it is long
as you guys don't yeah it's fine but eventually I do have to get back to my
normal fucking life I could walk yeah new policy oh it's not that guy's walking
new personal policy yeah but I gave you food all right no I commandeer your
food but I allowed you to take it boo this man your subodons feel like
opening a money damn I mean I don't really think about it like that I just I
just think it's fun it's kind of fun to just be a degenerate streamer for a
long time like for you know I mean always I always leave it feeling better
about my community and like this is my streaming career as well that is until
the last day when people turn on me and they're like fuck you then motherfucker
piece of shit were you doing we hate you we hate you and richer yeah I mean
that's nice to that thank you for calling food you did you some a ton of that
duffel bag what do you mean it is why you get depressed after summer man that's a
hour hour of subathons traditions that's the happen to one time last year
once that's not a tradition that's not what tradition means all right I tell
anyone if this makes it to tomorrow I'll do a fucking sub it on to I will be doing
so that I'll do a power hour tomorrow if it makes it to tomorrow okay there you go
I will do a minute I will do a minute you know what I mean when I wake up I will
do a minute per sub so fucking power hour tomorrow okay there you go 10 minute
Okay, never mind no got greedy off the table now now I walk away that that motherfucker said ten minutes
Ten minute fucking
Now
That guy guys had ten that now off the table now got greedy. That's how negotiations work
I don't know why he'd do that. That was ridiculous
All right fine. I'll put it up with the offer back on the table
All right, uh Ashlyn what again?
You all that's right
I can handle it if you guys want to get out there it's fine
No, you guys get back out there you're good
Traffic
Taxi stopped in the middle of the road for no reason and started talking to Wrangler.
Pulled over the vehicle and the driver had no license on her.
Huge. So you got impeding traffic, okay.
Yeah, you stopped in the middle of the note and the road for no reason start talking to me
I did it. Yeah, you did.
Oh, you mean I asked if you needed a ride? Yeah.
Well, there wasn't any traffic and I thought you were the guy who called for an Uber.
Okay. Well, I wasn't.
Well, that one could just be dropped, right?
There was no traffic. There wasn't any traffic.
There was a road.
I'm Wrangler and you've been Wrangled, pal.
There! There they are!
Right, right?
There they are!
What the fuck is that, man?
Sorry, what was that?
I said we can let that one go, right?
I mean, it's only five months if you plead guilty.
Wait, that's my only charge?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, driving with all the license.
Oh, okay.
I mean, it's just five months. Who cares?
Wait, that's why you pulled me over?
Yeah.
So, are you guilty?
Yeah, I'm guilty.
Okay.
Get a damn license, will you?
Yeah.
You gotta get a license.
I have one.
Somewhere.
Well, find your license, Ashlyn.
You seem like a nice lady, but you make bad decisions.
Could be at work.
Could have passed it somewhere.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
You gotta figure that out, you know?
In there.
Yep.
Alright, are you your last words, ma'am?
Nope.
Okay.
Make better decisions, okay?
I won't.
No, you you say that every time and you really don't I don't okay. Bye. Bye
Alrighty sir, what's your name?
There you go
Randon wool, okay, you're being charged with the well resisting arrest because you ran and
Disobeying a little floor
Okay, so what was the first crime that I got I told you like five times to get out of that taxi
And you just didn't do it
Hey, so what crime is that?
Disobangal off-order.
Okay.
Yeah, you can't do that.
It's really better just listen to the police, because we're right most of the time.
Most of the time.
Most of the time, we're right.
Okay.
To have a vehicle pounded...
What the fuck is that?
was sitting in the vehicle and refused to get out what's told he was under arrest he
ran on foot fantastic already so yeah it's just that failure to obey a lawful
order and the resisting sir it's 10 months if you plead guilty I'll cut
half sounds good man I'll be guilty all right have a good night sir thank you sir
have a good one let's go I'm poor as fuck so that's like a hundred dollars
what do you mean edge edge edge edge edge edge edge edge MC hash with five
gifted subs Argarash with five sticks with five anonymous gift to ten they're
tired. I'm telling you guys, you underestimate Edgers. I really think this is going till tomorrow.
I'm still here for another two hours as well. You're optimistic. I've just, I've just seen
it man. I've seen it year after year. The last subathon, not no, the last subathon
was edged for I think two days but it was edged down to like 40 seconds man I
swear actually there was one time I swear to God I got down to 15 seconds last
year maybe it might have been less than that it might have been under 10 like
three yeah I think it was I think one time it did get down to like three
seconds I remember yo girl was fucked up last night I'm 76 that as well back
Yep, this is my sub count now
Close though
We beat last year subathon
If it did if it ends I how long am I gone for
Four days
I'm taking four days off
Which I think is pretty fair
Fucking show Lord
Yeah, good luck, little one. I'll try to gun them off somewhere. I swear to God, I'll do a power out tomorrow as well
I'm gonna sit over here
The alt-a alt-a except for a bit
Faults on apocalypse now. I think it's really good, but I also think it's giga overrated
Oh wait, this isn't the end at all. I think like purple with ten. Hi, we're good
I think like my favorite Vietnam movie. I don't know. I think full metal jacket is better
Yeah, full metal jacket. It's fucking awesome. God. That's a good movie
Only the second half a full metal jacket. What are you talking about man?
Then the boot camp like fucking might be the best part. Yeah, that's that's insane
Yeah, the fucking uh
The army guy
Full male jackets when your favorite movies that movie's a fucking heater man. I like that one
They should actually just report this guy, I think I probably would atm immediately into the fucking tunnels that's
That shit lording man, it's fucking three in the morning they're like tropic thunder
Yeah, that movie's awesome. I've never seen hacks all rich, but I know people love that
I'm telling you, that's a good idea.
Alright, I'm still sitting here at Altus Street Accent.
I want to be honest, you should just London style that guy.
This fucking London style him.
Favorite scene from Tropic Thunder?
I like the first half of Tropic Thunder better than the second half.
Cocaine Jack Black is pretty funny though, you know.
Ben Affleck is Giga Underrated, director.
I think Ben Affleck is perfectly rated.
I don't think he's underrated at all.
I don't think he is.
Did they mean to say Ben Stiller?
I also think Ben Stiller is perfectly rated.
It's so crazy you, the hero of Goodwill Hunting.
You know sometimes I think about how fucking bad that movie would be without Robin Williams
in it.
I actually think he carried that movie.
every Robin Williams movie yeah but like I just mean like I feel like it
without without Robin Williams supporting Matt Damon in that I feel like it
would have come off as like kind of cheesy I don't know that's just how
that's how I view them I feel like he's a whole tough guy I could have come off
as like not that believable you know I don't know I do love that movie though
Alright. Good job.
You got to meet Robin Williams. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's sad that he was depressed.
Favorite adult swim show?
Rick and Morty. Frisky Dingo? I don't know, man.
Over aqua teen my favorite. I really yearn for old adult swim when it started with
family guy
Like the first three seasons because it was canceled
When it started with Futurama and went into family guy god, I love that
But uh
My favorite my favorite adult swim show
I don't know I want to say aqua teen
But I kind of had to have a bit of a bone to pick with aquatine because man
dude
When aquatine hits it hits, but man the bad episodes are fucking bad
God their ass
The bad episodes are so fucking bad man
Tonight you that wasn't a bad one. I fucking hate that siren episode. I hate that. I can't rewatch that episode
It's just so fucking dumb you hate the blowjob queen. That is kind of funny. Yeah, this is done
Yes, it's done
Stick a fucking fork in it
Was done good stuff with on guys this one's over
Yeah, this one's done
We're 17. I'm out 1038 westbound Spanish
Oh, never mind when I got in trouble last time for talking shit
He put me as no one the guy put my voice as an alert on his street. Oh, okay, cool
Yeah, you can read this play for me if you want one.
It's F-W-0-0, I don't know, F-A-9-Q-U.
Merck, say something, five gifted.
Okay, no warrants.
How's it going?
Hello?
Oh, Maxi!
Hello?
Who's in there?
Who is that?
Not sure.
My favorite adult swim show.
There's so many good ones, man.
So many.
Boondocks?
God, a part of me wants to say boondocks.
Metallica was so good though, too.
God, not Metallica, Metal Oclips.
Metal Oclips was sick, man.
That show was so good.
But also a show I feel like it misses sometimes.
American Dad is an adult swim show,
but I do love American Dad.
I think my favorite adult swim show
is Aquatine Hunger Force.
Probably
Some of those episodes just fucking kill me man. I love 12 ounce mouse a lot
favorite sci-fi movie
Probably fifth element
American dad is a Fox show
That's just like 20 years old at this point
You like Blade Runner more than the fifth element. That's uh, that's insane to me
I haven't seen the remake or not the remake. It's not a remake, right? It's just a sequel
I haven't seen that yet people have been telling me that shit is better than the original
that's what some people were saying it's the Dune Director I like that guy I think Dune
is sick it sucks so that Bethesda's dead no we're not Bethesda but Tisa he was kind of
he kind of carried the second one a little bit dude the second Dune movie is the best
movie I think I've seen in theaters that movie was fucking he's not dead he is
in the movies I thought right did he die yeah he did he got murked like his
characters dead and dude yeah his character died spoiler yeah the movie
was sick man this is girl just gone no no let me check my DMs hey looks like
not a lot of that either. Yeah I didn't think there was gonna be. Yeah that's okay. Fuck
all the fuck up eventually. Yeah I mean honestly I think we've got enough already with everything
that we do have it would have just been nice to catch somebody red handed. I mean we practically
already have with the whole part of the list and that'll be nice because I mean if we
can get if we can get a judge like one of their judge friends out of a position
power than they'll just be phone turns. Oh shit, I gotta go. Sorry, someone's getting shot at.
I'll call you back. 76. Uh, pistol. You think you got him? No, I'm coming anyways. Here comes the void,
Jeff. Here comes the void. We all return to the void eventually, I guess. Oh, actually?
no way it ends here all right oh nice I know so I know I snow I know it they
really don't know what's coming up that's why I said I'll do a power hour
tomorrow what's that mean I can't tell you guys that's the secret 40k sub I
can't leak that man it's actually too good to leak not even a goal in
Capitrain. I feel a little robbed I'm gonna be honest. The hype train can turn into one.
Yeah I'm gonna go see if that girl's back. I got a pre-sub-a-thon golden
Capitrain. Her car's still there. Oh there she is. Hey I'm back out on that 38.
Hey how's it going ma'am? Hello? Hello? Ma'am? Hello? There's no fucking way. Hello? Ma'am?
Yeah yeah, that'd be good actually. 77's westbound Spanish. Sorry, I was trying to be discreet. Sorry about that.
that ma'am ma'am is this shit hello I that's now that's a little saucy you
ever discord okay that one was a little saucy who is this person maybe
resetting to fix issues yeah she should probably is she saying anything
Dispatch, you can cancel those 77s, of course.
FWO, who is this?
I think Snow can see if they're...
I think they know how to...
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.
His RP is stupid.
It's to harass people.
That's all he does.
He likes to harass.
Red Devil.
Yeah, no face!
Five gifted!
Yes, guys, we actually need more of that.
Guys, you have to pump. Guys, you have to. You have to pump. If we... Here's the...
There it is. You got it. 50 gifted subs.
That was an edge attempt. That was an edge attempt. I know an edge attempt when I see one.
Yep. There it goes. There it goes! Okay. Okay.
That's looking pretty good.
It's exact, sandwich the gifted subs.
Can you type the chords in your F8 console?
Chords.
What the fuck do you want me to type?
Oh, two?
Admin script.
Little, that was a little sussy.
But could, I thought I could copy that.
Could be that, no there could be an explanation.
J Word Gotti, edge master.
you for that man twice she's saying in discord whoever was on the traffic stop
keep timing out on whoever was on the traffic stop keep timing out one sec
oh okay whoever like she doesn't isn't it whomever boy my you want some fucking
crumpet with your grandma book bro who ever asked nice they don't know the guy
Please John mechanic fuck what the fuck what the fuck? I don't think so snow maybe I
Think she's probably good
benefit of the doubt
All right, I'm gonna leave this up. Don't worry about it. All right. I'm just gonna move on. It's not a big deal
Yeah, that's all good. I'm just gonna move
Pocket. No, let's just go do something else who gives a shit
Who gives a shit? Let's
It's obvious. She's just having issues who gives a fuck
It's all good man this shit happens. Yep. Not a big deal
Hey, Penta's a piece of shit. Penta's plucky
Guys help J word pump
Fucking piece of shit. I know that she's there
Actually help
Plucky thanks for helping pump
I'm tired of not you did he is stupid there it is that's all he does
smelly go there it is Chad actually there it is 30 minute there it is
Selly five pussy, not Judith 10 and just like that baby. We're good
Penta. Yes
straight up
wallard
Penn gifted
My god song no no no no no no no no we save the song for the power hour tomorrow
tomorrow. Actually real. Also, Penta, tonight, the paid hospital patch is coming, so don't
want to miss the inevitable demonstrations. I'm going to bring a- next time they strike,
I'm actually going to bring a fire truck there and hose them off. I almost threw fucking
smoker dates into that crown after I got attacked. Yeah, I- I cost the hospital some
cars night 9-1-1 hello 9-1-1 hello no break calls thank you it's her
actually she's to fucking taunting me dude you guys want the song okay all right
fine yes it's actually working Argo
Raps with five gifted DK stream donkey
country stream when I love donkey on
country too I fucking love that game I
love everything about that game all it's
such a fucking god it's such a good
game came about diddy Kong every single
child star dammit we had to ban someone
One that RPD is diddy today, name it all.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Was it just a P?
Was it just P, diddy?
Closing.
It's 317, I'm gonna...
Be in a 1038 northbound power, upper power.
It's gonna be a motorcycle.
This guy's gonna be wanted for that earlier thing
with the tax gap too, so.
If I get a 77, that'd be good.
Get off the damn bike!
you put your hands up
why you're in arrest
for what for running earlier you remember
no i never ran earlier
did you did
no yeah you did put your hands up
win
or put your hands up dammit
you're the guy
what god you're the guy come on put your hands up you're the guy
you're going to jail you're in the rest but it's over
i don't think this is the same guy
didn't run earlier
yeah you're going to jail for this
you're actually the guy
uh huh? Mr Lopez?
no
what? what's your name?
Mr Lee
oh you look just like him
oh okay
do you have any idea on any of mine if I search?
yeah you can search me
you got drugs i don't like that
Oh, shit.
Oh yeah, you're not the guy at all. I'm so sorry.
No, you're fine.
Oh, why? Okay, you're free to go. Sorry about that, sir.
Alright, disregard.
Wrong guy, wrong guy.
Hey, slow down for me, though. It's o'clock, you're going 92.
No, I got you.
Alright.
Well, that happens.
Thoughts on... Thoughts on this?
I like coconut cream, guys.
Like the Frozen kind? Do you eat from the store? Those are good.
They don't call them reasonable randy for nothing.
That's true, they do.
Let's see, will they run the red light?
31 subs?
Yep, that's true.
31 subs and 32K.
I really like movies where you gotta figure out
what the fuck's going on, kind of.
Like Vanilla Sky and Requiem for a Dream and Shell.
Like those kind of movies.
I don't know what the fuck they're called.
Just weird ass fucking movies.
Rillers?
Is that what they're called?
Yeah, I like really out there shit.
Which is fun.
David Lynch?
hmm kinda what's in the box I think about seven a lot the fountain I've never
heard of that movie McConnell yeah don't forget to set it 40 41 minutes I
didn't say 41 minutes a sub for 30 so I didn't say that shit man that's you
Jackman huge Jackman the fountain romance sci-fi this sounds this looks kind of cool
That's 53% on runs man. It's okay. That's all right
Popular the ammunition area I do have the MS wanting to retreat that emphysema
That's sad. I haven't seen Mad God. Could you turn on that last? Sorry, dispatch, turn on the last.
There's ambulances on populace and...
I gotcha, okay.
Popular and dry dock. We believe they're two of them that I've been missing from before. There is somebody who's been around the area. EMS will be there about that.
Mad God. 2021.
21 if we could just make sure that the kids searched and this is good
Mark that would be good, but we don't have enough coming to retrieve it. So no no need to tell
This looks pretty good
The area the color didn't indicate that there was somebody
The one around with the blue underglow so be aware of that
Equal in the area
I heard Serbian film is a good. Oh that movie sucks man. That's not even a good movie. Just bad
Just fucking edge lord bullshit
Yeah, huge edge at huge 13 year old edge lord movie. Oh
She did it
Hey, how's it going? Hi
How's it going hello hi it's going great. Oh good good
I'm good. I'm good. Thanks for asking those very player. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I like yours, too. What do you use?
Actually use main and tail to keep it this really kind of kind of the texture. Yeah, I use a Irish springs
four and one Irish spring I'll use the foreign one yeah how's like your scalp
I don't know I never I never really look at it I mean does it like it does it is it red
does it I can't see it I mean yeah but you can still kind of feel it you know
like is it ever like a cheap I mean sometimes I have to scratch my head
sure I mean everyone does you know do you I stopped because you ran that red
Yeah, I figured I'm gonna lie to you. I literally just got over two seconds ago. What are you doing?
That guy's flipping you over. What the fuck? He flipped you off. That's fine.
Well, yeah, you got to watch how you drive, man.
I was all the way to the apartment. I literally used to go to bed.
I just walked into bed. Yeah.
But yeah, I mean I can
Where are you going today?
Um, all the way from Pulido
What's going on up there?
Um, I was
fishing
and then I bought some ammo
and then I had to
grab this little
uh, what's it called
little picture for like
a little monkey music
Oh yeah
Alright, I'll tell you what, you're close enough
get in there. Have a good one. I want to fucking write this. I want to fuck someone
up, man. I want to get someone doing a 4 AM all the cops are offline so I'm gonna do
a solo gun run. I want that, man. That's what I need right now. How do I feel about
moral oral? Yeah, it's awesome. Got a little out there though, of course. Got pretty
sad. I think robot chickens pretty hit or miss. Like all those kind of shows. It's robot
chicken is still going right? Crazy. This xox 317 1038 northbound also it's gonna be
a pink truck. How we doing? Evening officer. Evening stopped because you were driving kind
Crazy
Yeah, oh
You drove over the rail you drove on the sidewalk
That was a sidewalk. That's a sidewalk. Yeah, you also didn't stop at the stop sign. I
Didn't see that one. I didn't know that was a sidewalks my bad officer. You didn't know back there was a that I mean
I mean back when I'm from there's like sidewalks on roads as well
So you can kind of drive over them. I thought it was one of those kind of things
okay no no do you got driver's license sure do officer this is the one I can
feel it would you could you just hop out for me why so oh yes I just need you to
hop out of the mode command rover or something so I might be fine oh yeah I
just need your help out is that a huge deal can I get an explanation yeah I just
I just gotta get you to hop out. It's fine and we could just we just get you to stand over here
Could you do me a fit? Could you hop in there? Could you hop back in there? And then could you just could you do a light check a?
Light check. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just hop back in there
The driver seat
Did you just turn on the lights? Oh?
Wow those work
Yeah, okay, those are all working. All right. You just step out for me
You got a firearm on you? I saw that you got a firearms license.
I do not have a firearm on me.
You got a license for it though, right?
No, I think I lost my license actually.
Oh really? This says here that you have it.
Does it?
It did, yeah.
It's funny, they took it away. I never checked afterwards.
I don't know, it's said that you got it, so.
Can I see your ID one more time?
Sure.
Sure. That's my headache.
Alright, I'm gonna take a look here.
So I do have my premium plastics?
I guess I gotta go to get a new one.
Oh, shit.
Okay, yeah.
Is that a matter? No.
No, no, okay, yeah, I was thinking of the wrong...
Okay, alright, yeah, okay, that's you.
Could you face away from me?
What? What happened?
I just gotta put you in cuffs real quick.
What? What did I do?
I'll just put you in cuffs, it's fine.
fine it's all right just relax okay it's not huge you know he's complying I'm just
gonna write you this ticket real quick okay so it's fine I mean I was driving
crazy I get a ticket but I don't even need the cops man well you know cuz it's
just because your history in here am I a violent criminal is that what you
said to me yes I promise you like at least 60% of those things I don't
remember happening well that doesn't mean they didn't happen sir and people
remember the big bang but I mean here we are that point I got you know it's
nice to meet you too Ronnie thank you for complying all righty so I got a
failure to stop take it or you here I'll take you out of cuffs you can be
free to go sir make sure to pay that soon please do have a good day you have a
good day here I mean PP time everyone's stretch if you need to no are you sold
my chat I'm stretching something all right so how do you feel about like
rifles and shit showing up on people's backs
Do you guys ever think about doing that?
I don't like it.
It's buggy and it doesn't look very good.
I like it.
Taser blocking rifles.
True, that was annoying.
I do like it though.
Damn these clean motherfuckers.
the floating disconnect guns
and that does look annoying
it do be looking goofy
is it any more goofy than pulling a fucking giant ass
silent sniper rifle out of your ass
oh god the machete meta
bad RP cop too nice
I couldn't do anything, he complied man
fucks wrong with you
I don't come to your job until you're putting the fucking fries in the bag wrong
leave me alone they're always upside down people do that I hate when my food
just gets tossed in there but I don't mind a good bag fry so mad down in the
fountain okay I got two new movies to watch on my on my off days oh fuck oh
shit oh sorry about that how you doing you alright you weren't running from
this guy were you this guy you were yeah I noticed he's not wearing any pants and
has a camera
I mean look at this right this is the outfit of a nature
photographer
But you're really looking to capture a lot of bush
Sometimes that's where the birds hide
Find a great tip mouse in there or something
You're okay, ma'am
Okay, all right, you knew what's anything
Yeah, I'll wait till you get out of here safely. I don't trust this guy
sure you put your right cars on them they all legally parked okay at this car
fly hey uh this is a crazy question it's gonna sound ridiculous okay this car
can't fly can it? Oh my god, did you hear that?
That's cool. That doesn't fly right. That's impossible.
I suppose you're right. We just gotta get to 88, right?
Press X it does fly. It's nobody. I'm pressing X.
I don't think it does
You got to get to 88 really?
What's not I don't think this flies. No, you fucking with me. It doesn't fly so most of thought about that a year ago, and I forgot
Okay
You did it snow snow you did it
I
Heard I ate steal it. She said I could fucking drive it
It's easy to disable that fucking car was flying
Ma'am good news. I'm having your part your car doesn't fly
It is cool though. No, it doesn't talk
It's just a normal card is cool. How much was this?
What's shop
go by one of those.
The one opposite the fabric.
This reminds me of my upbringing a little bit.
My dad would drive cars like this.
Yeah, your childhood, the 80s.
Me too.
Oh yeah, I was born in 75.
The Spoochy.
The Spoochy, okay.
Alright, yeah.
The one where you go through the metal fence to get in.
Okay.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I think I'm going to go buy one.
Yeah, that's okay.
I leave it unlocked because if people get in and I can shoot them.
So I always leave it unlocked.
I definitely didn't touch it, and I just assumed it.
Oh, I know, it's okay, I won't shoot you.
Yeah, okay.
Might shoot you with my finger guns.
Okay.
Have a good one, ma'am.
I like purple.
Probably can be a like,
no idea what they support you all and this.
Strange man.
Strange man or a P?
Where is that at?
No location of the strange man?
No, unfortunately, I don't get that information.
Okay, we'll be on look out for a strange man.
It probably was that guy.
It's Rangler.
That car, this car flies!
That's so long.
Purple Sick, man.
I really do think this is the best
RP server I've ever played on.
It's very, it's very good.
Here's an interesting headline.
Kendrick Lamar in South Park Creators,
Matt Stone in Trey Parker,
new comedy movie begins filming.
Oh, that's gonna end Drake's career.
Oh, it's over.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh no.
Oh, you know that they're gonna say some shit about drinking that.
Baseball too.
Is purple okay if you've never played RP?
Yeah, just try not to- just play a normal- don't- don't use a gun for like three months.
And you'll be fine.
Just don't use a gun for like three months.
And I swear to God, you'll be okay.
Learn to RP before you start shooting people.
And if you absolutely do need to use a gun just make sure it's not loaded
What's that about Drake can be said about a lot of artists the problem is bigger than him
sure
but
But it's but it's so good to call out even if it's just one person
being called out for it
Also Drake is like
Huge, you know what I mean?
Can it be said about a lot?
Probably not no
probably probably not a lot but certainly some I mean yeah there's like some
people are pedophiles that's just that's just true Drake's not the only
pedophile drink being one oh for sure man that shit with I fucking thought that
shit was weird with with the stranger things girl when that was happening I
don't know I don't know why he got such a pass on that yeah Millie Bobby
brown actually was fucking weird man what the fuck do you he was like what it's
like 30 talking to a 50 what the fuck do you talk to a 15 year old about that
you aren't related to yeah say that thing about purple again purple RP it's
the best RP server I've played on this year yes sir just like that yeah yeah
I got a gift for you
Here you go, I got a gift for you this smile
Have a good one, man
I might get a limited edition stranger things pinball machine if I can find one that has some
What's that?
It's supposed to be crime weapon in all over the city waste in here. There's not there. There is there is not
It's four in the morning
Well, I mean, it's you know, this is just where I am
I don't do you got anything do you got the better place that could be I don't know
I might get one of these if I see them pop up. They're sick
They're expensive, but they got this like they have this like projector
Then they also they have this mode where like the whole play field has like UV paint on it
And then like all the other lights turn off, but like the yeah, it's like a demigorgons you shoot the ball into and the projector is sick
Oh, there it is
Does he ever do the mode?
He's oh, yeah, you see I would like the UV lights on it's like yeah, dude. That shit is sick, man
God that shit's cool
the upside-down mode
That shit is sick, man
I think I think all of the playfields have that though, right?
Not just the limited edition of the limited edition has a projector, which I think the projector like makes it that is fucking sick
Man, that looks good. Oh god. I put pinball on the guys
Don't let it end. You don't you're gonna be so bored
Guys you're gonna be so bored don't do it
That's it guys that's edging that's it that's too close that's too okay duly okay yes
SSB Hobbs yes 10 gifted okay good good good that's gonna help I'm gonna beat up
Saddam with a guy in a black jacket and a pink shirt and another guy who's not as funny as he thinks he is
Yeah, there is delay did it go up did it
I went up one man
Think somebody did it at the same exact time
Is what fucked it up. I think duly did it at the same fucking time
guys Logan's been doing the math
guys don't let this happen guys guys don't let this happen do we block don't
let guys don't let this happen no no don't let it end guys don't let this end
no no no no no no yes purple there it goes there it goes yes absolutely that
needed to happen 32k subs that actually needed to happen yes I'm telling you I'm
I'm gonna be here tomorrow, man. I fucking know it, dude.
I'm telling you, this does not end the night, man. I know it doesn't.
Purple Chrono!
Huge!
Is it 30 seconds per sub now? It is.
I'm trusting EU Oilers.
Who trusts where the guy, man?
It should be over 25 after 50 gifted.
you can do a math check real quick if you want what is how many if it's 30
seconds I wonder you'd give to ten only one of 30 seconds that's true that is
that is wrong 25 okay 30 30 seconds times 50 25 minutes okay yeah that's
broken yeah this happens every year the timer breaks has been broken the
entire time now Logan's been doing the math I trust Logan he's a big math guy
three hours fair okay no now I'm keeping it broken no that was to that was
actually too far all right I'll fix it after this
two days it should be one week left it was working let me help them right now
and then I'll try to fix it up.
Did I add the Peach time? Yup.
Don't get desperate now.
I added that shit days ago.
Guys, it's not a scamathon. The timer just fucking breaks, man.
What do you want me to do? I don't make this shit.
I didn't make it.
I didn't fucking make this timer.
Nice.
I hate Penta, I hate Penta.
I'm not doing this!
Why's it reduced to 30 seconds?
Because every week I've lowered the time.
Oh, okay.
No, I didn't do that, man.
I'm gonna do that for myself.
I'll change it.
I'll fix that, man.
Sometimes if you just remake the source, I'll fix it.
I don't know.
I don't think Penta should fix it.
hour to pass tonight I told you I'll do a power hour tomorrow if we make it I'll
do minute long subs nice oh it's just son of a bitch
all right this son of a bitch yeah they're right the remain salad anything
you say or do can we'll be using instead of having someone at the city hall I
don't stab people unless they're caught what did he do we's gonna get I did
shoot that old guy he's been trying to get our attention buzz past my traffic
stop doing about 90 miles per hour in the motorcycle and stole it down below
there came up to our traffic stop to try to mess with it I guess and blame that
he's patrolling yeah it's a patrol vehicle it says a protection officer
I wish you patrol hell you son of a bitch you're just me hey TJ the time
broke here let me fix it get some intermission music real quick stream
elements sub timer for the inconvenience should be good should be good I do love
streaming someone test a thousand subs yeah someone just asked her open did it
add it yeah the alert didn't go off either someone else test it yeah someone
test it with the thousand that one added it
yes actually broken what the fuck is wrong with this shit well fuck I don't
know how to fix that I guess I can just try to remake it I don't know what the
hell's wrong with you don't no no no don't start a class action lawsuit no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't, don't, don't, don't sue me, please.
I can't afford that shit.
You don't have to do that.
You actually don't have to, man.
I'll fix this.
That's what I do, I fix things.
But what should it be?
30?
What should it be at right now?
30 hours.
Oh.
38, you think.
Nice.
Times 30 seconds.
ten minutes
like
we'll just call it 38
maybe
hold on, hold on
keep it like that, that's good, you did it
that's so funny, I wonder if that's why
holy shit that's funny that I did that
so on stream elements I fucking
instead of
I accidentally instead of every time I like
would adjust things
instead of just adjusting it I was actually
making new timers
So there's like, there was like 25 of them?
So maybe that was fucking it up a little bit.
And it's,
but now how do I start this?
Control panel, sorry.
That's so fucking funny that I did that.
And it was actually harder.
Okay, try that.
How much time was lost?
I don't think any was because Logan was-
Oh my god guys wrangler slander. Oh my god
Logan was doing
The math god it does not like neon though
I'm not getting a nerve. I'm not getting alerts from neon either, and I don't know why I don't know
Shadowband shadow band
Well, he's just doing the math on extra subs gifted by twitch not very fun time on others. No
He was taking he was taking the total he was taking how much it was going up by
He's a he's a math guy's he's good. All right. Well, there you go. It was going down at the same time from last month subs now I
Mean I was watching it. There was barely any drop-off
With a buffalo
Yeah, really that one worked
They go by 30
I'm going to the Vod sure
You could go to the bottom do your own math and if you feel like you have to sue me then you know I understand man
If you just feel so inclined to sue then you know God bless you. That's America
There a way to see new subs another way
I mean if you really want when this goes when this ends I can go into my
analytics and I can look at all the new subs I've got see how if it adds up but
that'll be kind of hard to do because I'm sure I'm sure it's fine guys I'm
sure it's fine that would be great sure man that is true there's still the
free hour if the YouTube channel gets to 5k subs thanks neon I think the
timers fine all I can have Logan run the numbers again but I'm starting to feel
bad but I do think it's fine I mean I've been streaming for fucking ever
So
Not a whole lot going on
Okay, have a good one
You do I know I think it's right. I really do think it's right man. I had some extra hours Lisa. That's true
Sure it evened out in the end.
Serve or restart?
Movie time!
If it was fucked up, it'd have only been adding 30 seconds of sub, right?
I really only think it started to fuck up recently.
I swear, because I've been watching it, man.
I swear to God.
I swear, I'm not crazy.
I'm not fucking crazy, man.
You notice there wasn't adding times for individual subs four hours ago?
Okay, well, you know, I put some extra time on top for the inconvenience,
So it probably added it probably evened out. I bet we do do if it fucks up when you're asleep
Dandy'll sit there and count him by hand
32k subs
Rigtio, no, I don't think so. I
Think if it's off, it's probably pretty marginal is what Logan said
I've counted in you oh ten minutes
I don't believe you. I
Don't fucking believe you boy. I counted the subs on check should be over right. Oh, okay
I should go get that car. She's talking about is the 40k sub role long chat spell again
That will never happen not gonna happen buddy
Power hour while the Bod's play you don't you want me to do the power hour during prime time
Right
Hey
What did that make my like way more sense which fucking dealership did she say it was in well this one
They said the one with a gate or something
gift
Penta 10 gifted to ban
bait
fatal DH I
Don't I don't do that. I want to do that man
We can't do paid bands. That's mean. I'm sure he's a good guy
right
What about a hundred? Oh?
Well, he might have to take one for the 12th. Let me think about it.
So, what are the odds of him subbing for another 100 months to make up for that?
What are the odds of me streaming for another 100 months?
That might just be a good...
It might just be good to take that.
Not high. Not high!
Okay, good bye!
All out of the bit.
I won't bat him in.
His tempting is a hundred gifted subs is I'm not that kind of
You're gonna say I'm not wanting to miss the end of the sub with
And edging the timer out as long as possible
well
If I went to bed an hour ago, then we wouldn't have known the timer was broken. I planned on going till five today anyways I
Don't think it's ending today. I really don't
People edge man. I'm telling you. I think it might get a little dicey
I don't know though, East Coast is about to be awake in like a few hours.
Cope? Listen man, this is what happened last year and the year before that.
How was the timer broken? I did something really dumb.
Instead of editing the source, instead of editing the source of the timer, I just kept adding new ones.
So I had like, I had like 25 fucking timers.
This is some stupid fucking mistakes.
Yeah, that's what I'm like.
I'm like, is this your first fucking pump-a-thons?
Come on.
Oh, is she talking about up in Sandy?
That place has a gate.
Nah, this shit is not on you today.
There's gonna be a stream, they're all 100%.
And I did promise a power hour.
What the fuck?
Stage one denial, stage two profit.
We need a really good VOD.
True.
cheap on those the one with the fucking gate
he's well maybe that's what you know
there's a gate there I don't know what the what the fuck did you mean the one
bite with a gate
Chad it's the first make sure to give your pets their hardware medicine
the focus paddle dot com I said give your pets
their hardware medicine no I want to find out
Whoa gotta find this car the first no-pixel 2.0 Jordan VOD
that's gonna be a stinker you know Jordan Academy is a good one people seem to
like that I'm down to do a Jordan Academy VOD that was really my first
time learning to be a cop that people like that one man this is the one this
This looks like one with the gate.
The ambulance has been found across from Viglin Performance.
I got a Spanish Shave.
I get a unit to respond.
They're all collecting the aliases.
The nightshade might be a Wrangler car.
I don't want the other one though.
One on popular has a gate.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck.
Really, she doesn't mean down there, right?
Is there still two buses?
We've needed these to see...
Wrangler's not corrupt.
You think Wrangler would drive a Toyota Tacoma?
That's true, I can see that.
She said opposite the textile shop I'm meta gaming I'm a meta gamer oh I'm gonna
fucking burger man like a diner burger I used to man the first the first
apartment I ever had it was a triplex not a duplex is a triplex is the first
department I ever had where I was streaming full-time and I was able to afford it with
streaming money and there was a there was a diner like it's fucking five minute
walk from it so you know I would drive so you know two minute drive and this is
when I was streaming H1Z1 until the Sun came up oh man it's like 8 a.m. I just
fucking drive down there oh fuck up a diner burger that you know that's got
to be the worst part about COVID you know not all the deaths but like
There's no fucking 24-7 shit anymore man. Where the fuck is all the 24-7 shit? I miss it so much
Such fucking bullshit
Only Denny's
Yes, there's I hop. I don't hate I hop that much a lot of people do but I don't hate it
It's bad for business. Yo, they've realized that I feel like I feel like businesses realized that like how much they weren't making
Where's like in those hours fucked us all
Yeah, I know Myra closes at midnight. Yeah, sir. There she is. Oh red. I
Like a red car man red best color. I agree man
Right is the best color for a car
No, I have to have any cash
Why don't people just sit here and rob people? That's what I would do on Mike Block tomorrow. Oh
Everything's expensive now, man. Everything's like
noticeably more expensive than I feel like even five years ago people are just
like oh inflation and I don't know I'm a fucking dumbass but I feel like there's
no way inflation normally hits this hard you know what I mean this shit hitting
dog not inflation it's really you know it really just feels like it's food and
like grocery like everything else doesn't seem that expensive but like food
and grocery that shit is fucking ridiculous that shit's actually fucking
ridiculous they need to do something about that shit I feel it's got to be
price-countering this food expensive or did you order a private taxi for your
burrito do you know man like even I try to go grocery shopping once a month
instead of just instacarting it and even when we do go in person
No, like the shit like $100, like that man.
You know what I mean?
Shit just...
It just does not take long for it to add up.
I feel like it's mostly groceries.
200 minimum?
Oh dude, and yeah, and forget it if that's a fucking wheat that you need paper towels or like toilet paper, you're fucked.
That shit might touch 300.
That shit's crazy.
Shit's wild man.
Looking at you. What's that?
No, it's supposed to be red. Oh
Oh
It's one of these pride cards. I've seen these
Where is that guy going? What do you think? Oh
Shit right where yeah, what's up? What do you think?
It's pretty awesome. I didn't think you would buy one of those. Oh, yeah pretty cool
Yeah, it suits you. Yeah, I think so too. Except for the handlebars. See you later, Ember.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, this is a Wrangler car. Make it fly. Not flying. She's struggling though, just like a real DeLorean would.
You know, I hear the, uh, the most unbelievable part of Back to the Future is getting a, getting a DeLorean to go up to 88.
Absolute most unbelievable part of that movie.
But it did, but it did.
Poor class, beautiful.
Is it red now?
Oh, why isn't it red?
I did get sealed. I'm pissed now.
Whoa.
Oh, this can shoot missiles too?
The flying, the flying mustache.
Hello?
No, I didn't know you were looking for a car.
I would have seen if you wanted to buy my truck.
Well, I kind of like this one.
I wasn't looking for a car, but I pulled someone over with this, and they were like,
yeah, they're for sale right now.
And I was like, oh, it's kind of cool.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Like I said, it suits you.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Hold car. Go customize it.
Yeah, yeah, I'll probably do that tomorrow or something
All right, see you
Zoom in a little bit
Snow did not say hit after fly
No, we didn't know we did it. I'm gonna fucking hit you and you're gonna fly
And 3.0 Lang had a DeLorean that was sick as fuck
Yeah, he also had an unratable mansion and a secret underground basement that was unratable.
And it was awesome, man. What a good time. That shit was badass. You mean the Fingal
Mansion? Yeah, at least the Fingal Mansion doesn't have the fucking one-way glass that you
could shoot out of. The actual language showing a secret tunnel going out of the hillside that
was completely invisible from the outside I don't I saw that I don't understand how
that bat cave thing even a warped man I I don't know what shit was wild whoop nice
what a sick car you don't think I'll blow up in this car I don't think it was
fast enough to blow up yeah functron but now we have truckie mode so how's the
Handling oh it handles handle this duck ass. Oh
This truck you still work. I think it only does on that character
You're excited for the next truck. He's straight. My answer me good one
You know he's in C3
last 50 minutes
Okay, yeah, you're welcome tool enjoy the gift of somebody
jump on
Whoa
Five minutes till I leave. I'm gonna see what happens with the timer
They're going to the cop meeting. There's a cop meeting. Sure. I'll go do it. I
Want to start doing a meeting every like every day at like six o'clock or some shit
We should really start doing an NA meeting
Did everyone on the same page?
You missed the old no pixel meetings
Yeah, those were good
Ignite had meetings I
I like that PD on ignite. I still think about ignite and can't believe how fucking bad that went
God man
All they had to do was not do all of that. Everyone was there all the good roleplayers were there
They had it God they had it man. They actually had it
Still can't believe that shit. It makes me so what a fucking act
just fumble of a lifetime man
Got it fumbled
They just they had it they had it all they had all the good players
They had the views too man like everyone dog
Just awful
Is it the biggest bad fumble in rp history bag fumble?
I think it's one of the biggest fumbles in like twitch history
Top five for sure
They actually dude. They actually had it all they had it all
Fucking had it all and I don't think ignite would have lasted forever because it was gimmicky, right? But I
I
Maybe a year that I think there could have been like a year of content there
God they fucking know I think he's trying to sell it right now. I don't think anyone's gonna buy it though
Why the fuck would you buy that? It doesn't make any sense
sense. Yeah that radio was cool. I wish we had that. Thinking about that really just fucking
pisses me off man. I can't think about Ignite for too long cause it boils my blood. It really
ignites my blood man. Just a fucking, just for no reason too. It had some good shit
man. See by how they threw it all. I bet that keeps Bobby up, man. I bet it does. I bet it does.
That would fuck me up, man. That would keep me up. Actually, I don't think I would ever
be able to let that down. I think that would haunt me for the rest of my fucking life.
You bet he still made a bag? Not as much as he could have, man. If that shit rode for
like a year and then if it would have still had a good reputation then other people would have
checked it out too you know what I'm saying because it's not like rp servers it's not like rp communities
just die when streamer I mean people think it works like that but it's not like they just die when
people stop like streaming it you know and I honestly I could I kind of I kind of saw it a bit
is like um I saw it a little bit is like you know we'd get I'd play it for like a
year or so and then like check in on it periodically
maybe for like mini arcs right average dude everyone is checking out because it was the
first thing after no pixel dog bro ignite actually had ignite actually had the first like
We're sick of no pixel. Let's just fucking check out another server momentum and they fucking threw it away dog
They made it worse than no pixel
The staff was worse than no pixel man, and they fucked it up dog. God they fucked it up
The mass exodus they had it they had the max exodus and they fuck they just fucking ruined it just actually fucked
I I get pissed off thinking about that because they just they had it
but the fucking just fucking dumb ass motherfuckers actually stupid that shit
that they did was so fucking short-sighted and now look it's in the
fucking it's in the fucking bargain men at the front of Walmart what they do
they just fucked it man buy it and turn it into a world I don't want that shit
because I feel like you can't I feel like you can't buy an RP server because
you don't know what the fuck the code looks like you know what I mean you
You don't know how that you I feel like that's not how devs work, you know a lot of devs don't really
I'll at least a lot of 5m devs. They don't really like to build off of other people's code
They'd rather just build it from the bottom up
You know ignite code was too heavy and needed too much work to build on you see exactly
Ember knows ignite never gave off well-built now ignite kind of
of uh without uh it kind of uh it kind of seemed like it was a lot of like um like uh like
QB core shit that was just kind of like modded a little bit you know but the thing was like
it was it I mean obviously there was nothing like mind blowing on ignite it was just good
enough and people were sick of no pixel right and and that's all it really needed to
be and then dude Bobby could have chilled for like two fucking months and just
collected his fucking money and just fucking suck his nose out of the
admin shit right and just and just worked on the server and just made and
just like added enough like trickle enough over time but he just fucking just
friend gang man got it the RP was so good to
silverback gorilla in the wild neck devising man what a fucking loss we
were actually all so robbed of it. Did they ever do the mall update? Actually, you know
what's funny? I connected to ignite like four months ago because I saw that they did add
them all and I wanted to see what it looked like it looked like shit it looked
like hot garbage man yeah there was like four months ago that I connected to
ignite because I was curious and I was just fucking around it looked like shit
man wasn't the lighting totally fucked it just I don't remember it just looked
like ass looked like second-life shit yeah it looked pretty bad man now at
At least we got purple now
For God, I'll forever be angry at everyone involved in Ignite for just fucking ruining it man
Actually fucked it up
I think Ignite would have been the best RP experience
Probably of all time man, just had such a fucking stellar cast
You know what I mean?
Like everyone that was there was so good
It could have been my jumping point between purple and Ignite
I don't even mean that man. It just like everyone was just so good on it dude, but
Fucking threw it away for what so some fucking dickhead can sell houses and stand in a fucking circle
I mean, what are any of those what did those people even do?
You know, what the fuck did they even do man? Nothing
What a shame just a just a fucking tragedy man actual tragedy
Ignite was rp911
it actually was it actually was fucking tragedy still live he's running about
ignite again I've never seen such wasted RP potential in my life no DeLorean
yeah where the fuck's my DeLorean I will be six years old running about ignite
it would have been so good ignite people blame you for its downfall much
people came to purple after we had some in government positions just casually
telling us that they know Pentel will ruin our server too if they don't stop.
I- they- the server got ruined because they weren't listening to me on Ignite.
Dude, actually Snow, don't let any of those people into the server.
Doors are open a little bit.
I would normally DM you that.
Don't let any of those motherfuckers into the server.
Not one of them.
Not a single one of them, man.
They- they all- they- it got ruined because they weren't doing the things I told them
to.
the fuck did I ruin the server yeah I ruined it because I guess I was streaming
their shitty decisions and then I stopped playing and everyone was like well
if this server sucks guys don't let it end don't get distracted by my ignite
ramblings do not guys you don't want this up with on the end you don't
worth some of those people while there be admins yeah I guess I didn't really
know man you know I didn't know any of those people because I've been in my
no pixel bubble for so long guys don't let don't yes super edger purple
chrono there it is there it actually is holy fucking shit hey the time was
right this time too nice rain day block broken you're talking about no that's
right about a fucking epic way out of this shit that is such fail fucking Rp
dude what the fuck is that dude place with 30 great day with 10 abrasive
cypher with 10 purple coral with a huge 50 slay 50 sit there's no slavery in
the stream I don't use that shit I've been offered him I don't use them other
streamers do I don't lance of power with five gifteed
man Bench trial we didn't even do it
where's Bingbong isn't a slave I'm gonna eventually pay him in food and
water lance of power with five gifted Bingbong's fine a myth stick
pronunciation again and amethyst we can practice amethyst amethyst amethyst amethyst
bumps amethyst amethyst bumps huge amethyst bumps 20 gifted huge 20 gifted
guys we're up to an hour we're good I'm telling you there is going to be a
stream row. Hmm. It's actually
impressive. Jordan Academy of
Audit and Suggestions. Thanks, J Word.
He says my name wrong. Gary Arri. I
say your name, right? Holy shit.
Cancel your anger. It's Dairy Air.
I do say your name right. Alright,
you say it wrong. I'm a piece of
shit. They hard to fucking
I'm about four or three minutes and don't make a song of that dude. Come on
All right
I'm so depending on how long the sub-a-thon does go
All right, and I'll say this when it gets a little closer. I might have to take a
Bit of a day off so I can register to vote. Okay
Because that the deadlines on the seventh
Okay
Don't well, that's that's another thing goes but the subs though, but the subs
Who approved this? I guess I don't have to
It takes two minutes. No because I have to get my Texas ID
I'm so rockin the Michigan one. That's illegal. That's a fine big deal. Hey, you coming to stick to how?
There's fucking haven't done it. So I don't know
So the world choose who you're voting for that's exactly what I'm gonna do
Just vote in Michigan
No, I got to get my Texas ID anyways. I own a house here
So like I should I should probably I told you guys not to vote. I'm gonna fucking do it. All right
I'm just gonna go fucking vote. Okay. It didn't expire yet. My ID it did my mom sent me my new one
And I was like, all right
first things first
And y'all need to learn penal code.
And when you're charging people, you do apply it.
You cannot charge people for any amount
of possession of a legal weaponry more than one.
It becomes trafficking if they have over five.
After having many, many, many, many, many, many.
So I mean, I'm on a panel and seeing two times
possession of a legal weaponry,
this side of the other.
It does differ if you have like an explosive and a class 3
But you can't it's not heard damn weapon. Okay, and it
You count the attachments illegal attachments you count the the weapons and then you charge accordingly
It's not one count. Thank you
Do not impound emergency vehicles for anything other than $0 and only with local tow.
So amulet and sigh Monday was 16 days to again, right?
Today's gonna be 18 police vehicles.
Don't impound more than $0 and only have the local tow company come get them.
Make sure you're repairing and parking your cruisers.
The lockboxes are not an excuse to be lazy.
Do not put cruiser keys in the disposal.
Do not go to bed with cruiser keys.
A little white lady with pink hair running around
called Maeve Winter.
She'll try to pretend to be friendly with you.
Don't trust it.
She's actually fucking crazy.
Investigation 2740, she's now offering food to cops.
Don't take it.
She offered food to me, gave me spaghetti meatballs.
I did the smart thing and I ran it through forensics
and send it off to a lab to get analyzed.
And it came back with 2% human meat in it.
Don't fucking...
Oh, that's not bad.
I mean, it's like, you know,
yeah, I think it's like 0.5% is normal.
Yeah. Sometimes that happens,
but 2% is a fucking lot.
That's what the level is going on.
I don't think that, I mean,
if you put 2% of a penis in your mouth,
Did you really suck one?
May have licked it or kissed it.
I think we're going to have to test this to confirm.
Well, be advised, the 2% might not sound like a lot normally,
but when it's coming from somebody who, uh, there is evidence that they run
around cutting kidneys out of people.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, I'm, I think I'm take, can we use discretion on this?
Cause I think I'm taking the food.
I mean if you want to just human me go for it. Well, I mean it's 2% if I don't need 2% of it
How do you know which bites of human food which don't for human me?
Well, I don't that's what but I can I can sleep at night being like a 2% of probably wasn't me
That's why that's why with the when they do the executions
with the with the shooting
Lines right? Yeah, someone doesn't have the bold so you can be like I probably do
of the bullet or I ride the blank, you know, just be careful, man.
That I hear human meat is an addiction.
You can't really get over.
Once you, once you pop, you can't stop.
Would you hear that from?
Ain't that just like the cannibal thing?
Like that's, those are Pringles.
You can affect your brain.
No, no, those are, those are Pringles.
Those are Pringles.
Those are Pringles.
I've heard like once you eat human meat, all other meat makes you nauseous.
Now again, that's Pringles.
I'm talking about their their their like their their motto
Pringles is once you pop you can't stop
Yeah, the tagline
Yeah, anyway
Don't trust me winter
Benjamin Bronco if his motorcycle gets flagged by your plate reader at a store robbery and he just gets on it
We're gonna suck so much ass fucking shoot the tire off. They've gone worse. They used to be good
Do you have gone worse police work?
I do have evidence, probable cause, statements.
Your handcuffs ain't broken.
You're broken.
Stop throwing them away.
It's a skill issue.
Mike Block's trial got postponed.
I'm still trying to fucking clean up that goddamn nightmare because that motherfucker gonna, he
gonna get reimbursed for a ton of shit.
Trust me on that one.
All right.
So make sure if make sure you're when you're arresting people, you got I'm buying a gun.
Make sure your warrants are buttoned up your investigations, I'll ask you if you're processing
people, check if their warrants and arrest records have already been served.
Don't commit double jeopardy.
And then if you are serving warrant, do it properly.
There's a fucking serve button.
Use it.
Yeah.
Evidence goes in the evidence locker.
many officers keeping evidence on their person not guilty no contest please
required investigation with all relevant information to test CID is operational
we'll have CID leads and detectives will have CID in their call sign the MDD do be
broken when it comes to secondary officers don't worry we've contacted
I see about it so leaderboards can be a little quick we had to we need like a
deposit box where where you can put money that you seize off a suspect from
like robberies and stuff that's dangerous do you trust everybody with that
deposit box what I mean like a little slit that you could yeah well what what
also people what are people doing with there are they just keeping it putting
in any evidence lock up whatever arresting oh we need that now we need
that money we gotta use that money are we gonna do it if we have to can
Breakings and burglaries. There's probably more than one on scene. Make sure you check in like windows and shit question them
You know do your due diligence? I had a guy where I stopped him outside of the pawn shop the other day
He had 60 damn radios in his trunk
Jesus
That's like
They go for like 400
Jesus Christ
I have a wrong job what fuck
If your kids are get stolen put a ball low out also lock your fucking cruiser
And then read your ship change notes anybody got anything partnering from the ship
Lieutenant Wrangler you got anything?
That's twenty four thousand dollars
um
I'm off the parking lot. Oh, you guys are doing a good job
I
You ship that ship. Oh is that oh, sorry
I got my time to accept
Dispatch anything
Topless would you have?
Just wanted to let everyone know there is a master file out with Benjamin Bronco as he's got two warrants out for his arrest
So if there's any more that decides to pop up,
the reason I asked the file you can use.
Good work.
Is it on his personal profile too?
It's your money.
I am actually going to add that now.
DA's office.
I don't believe we have it.
Oh, Jackie is a ADA now.
So he would probably be able to go and work down here.
Yep.
Lawson?
Goodson.
No, oh Jackie Goodson, okay, but he's gonna be
Questions that's good. You can use that in real life, too. I do all the time. I gotta go take this call
All he's doing is screaming at the guy that cuts the roast beef at the buffet
He's not on the phone at all
Just screaming at the meat carver at the buffet. I know you can make it thicker. There's no fucking policy for that shit
Don't fuck with me. I
Know your SOPs
More slice
There's no slice limit. I paid my fucking twenty five dollars to be in here
You don't get to hold out on me like that. I paid my fucking money
No, the timer's not gonna hit zero
There's no way it doesn't man. I'm telling you we still got two days of edging man
look at the fucking
Prono
Prono had fifties ready to go man. These people are fucking sick dude. I'm telling you they're fucking sick
They love to edge. They're fucking sick
Mad God in the fountain. I gotta add those to my letter box
All right, we have the first day of Academy Vaude. That's a good one
That's five years ago. I learned how to be a fake cop. I don't have to order a new mouse minus fucking
What else should we do?
Feel like I always fill with chase cloud or Vod's. They're just so easy
People love them
Chase does always say you're right. Do I use a numpad mouse for hotkeys?
No
Jimmy these vods, so this is gonna say VOD
Chase slash
2019 Academy my first one
Penta learns to cop
Am I going to be back in 11 hours? Maybe to restart?
What time is 11 hours from now?
Five.
Yeah, I mean, I'll be back in 11 hours.
Five, six, seven, six, four ish.
Yeah, I'll be back, man.
For sure. I'm just I'm immediately going to fuck to sleep.
430 knots over.
OK, I totally won't see you guys tomorrow.
I won't see you guys tomorrow at all.
Definitely won't be, definitely won't get edged.
Alright, I'll see you guys later.
Good night and shit.
We'll see if there's a stream tomorrow. I think there will be.
Good, good ass today.
Volume's going up!
It's Chase!
No Chase is off!
It's so ch- here goes Chase!
He's off!
To make new friends!
And so Chase is off to hang out with his new friends, owner of this cow.
Let's go.
Right.
I'm from Boston.
Well, look, I need help.
Oh, you're a Southie.
Yeah, I got the Irish blood runs behind me.
Right.
Me not so much.
It's okay. It's all right. It's all right.
Look! Let's go to the clothing store!
Clothing store? Yeah.
Alright! Alright!
What's your name, buddy? I'm Sully.
Uh, Chase!
Chase.
Clowda!
Like-
Chase Clowda.
Chowda!
Where I'm from!
My hometown!
Yeah.
New England Climbshow.
Vice City!
Oh, now you're from Vice-
Oh, okay.
I like that new ink and clip right look listen to me I
See you out here
Prostitute in your asshole, and I know I can see it that you're sick of it
And I think you and I
We should just be done with it. I was just getting ready to go on the cock for my taxi job
Oh my god, I knew that you were a gay prostitute. No, no, no look. It's no more of that
No more
Cacks
No more tax or pledged assholes. I got a plan
And then we're done. What's the plan chase?
Hey, come here
But do you turn your hearing it up chase? What's the plan? I'm close. I know hello. Oh
What's your name?
What's your name?
Chase
Clowder lovely to meet you. That's a beautiful name and what is your name? Oh
Hey, it's a Thomas Solomon. You call me so. Hello. Are you with the taxi company?
Yeah, I'm with the Jewish community
That's very nice, I love Jewish people well mazal tov
Did you go to the bar mitzvah the other day by mitzvah? Yes, who's by mitzvah was it?
Huh Leslie Ling he had filter fish. Oh
Is that right a
Fellow Jewish man. Who is this Leslie Ling? He's an Asian man. He's very nice
Okay, Chase. Don't tell me you missed the bomb. It's a I'm it's the bomb. It's for
Have a nice day
Hey
Look
What's your name?
I'm gay!
Oh you're gay, that's okay.
I accept all cultures and organizations here, you know?
Hold on.
Calling all Jews!
Call me!
Oh, can I not do this job with you because I'm a foreigner?
No, you absolutely can!
Oh, okay.
What the fuck did I just watch?
I should probably change because I can't do any crime when I'm on the cock in the
seat before I get in trouble.
So I'm going to run in here and change.
good everything's good I don't know what the hell that was I actually opened up
yeah so and it just got changed the title I literally don't have to do
anything I that's the great thing about my life is that if I don't want to
fucking do it I don't have to do it I'm not going to now use yours because
people click expecting Jordan no no no I'll lose viewers because people want
watch Chase so you're right. One last job.
Be out here! By the caaast!
Is the race three being big or the Jewish Association?
The- it's me! What? The Jewish Association?
Yes I saw your tweet, you were working for Jewish people.
Right! We're all gathering together!
Where?
We're gathering up right now! Where are you?
Where?
I don't know what you want.
Which one?
All the one with the terrorist riff?
Garage, TE for terrorism?
Reason. We have to deal with these people.
You and me both know we are the one percent. We are the secret society.
We need to buy all the parking lots in this city and control them in a mass association.
Right! We should do that!
Yes, yes, and then dominate them all on our feet.
Okay, uh, look. I'm on my way there!
Right now and stay there. I'm coming. All right. All right
Look, we got to go to garage T for terrorism change the title back. What's wrong with the title? Okay, garage T
Sorry, I was thinking about this. What's the title?
Garage T. I gotta think about something for a bet. All right, come up with this plan. I just met you
I don't want to put my life on the line. Yeah, just just just met each other
I hope with a good plan, alright?
Hold for Chase!
Yo, Howdy! This is Jim Schmutz!
Okay!
I said you were looking for Jews?
Why are you saying it like that?
Cause I'm Jewish!
Oh, really?
Yes.
Okay, describe to me your penis.
It's circumcised.
Alright, where are you?
Where are you?
I'm uh, I'm next to pillbox. Okay, the medical hospital
All right, what side?
I'm near the ambulances. I'll see you soon
What's this job chase? I'm gonna tell you how about him first. I need the keys fellow. Do you come to the right place?
Yes, get in
Depends if you're uh, let me do one last job
I have no idea what the job is, but yeah, yeah, you're here fellow Jew
Shalom
Shalom, brother. Shalom. I hate this Friday
So then I expect your penis is all in order. Yes. Yes. It is seven
Yep, that smells circumcised to me
What foreign did you read for your body? Oh, you know, you know a man can never tell
God you there all right
Why have you ever thought about accepting fake Moses not down with the face. I'm sorry, you know this old Jewish thing is pretty nice
We don't even believe in hell
That's just we all become anima after this, right?
All right.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
We said he need back to submit his right in open water.
Are you gonna wash away my sins there, sir?
Yes, yes.
For this last job?