PENTA
!CHASERP | MIKE BLOCK ITS TIME --> PRYOR PALETO TIME | WRANGLER AT SOME POINT!
02-06-2026 · 11h 04m
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that, guys. Shlupol. Look at that. 11 minutes late, straight into
Well, I guess there's no fucking stream today. Well, I guess, well, I guess there's no fucking
stream you know fuck it you're feeding you need to know you're the hell is your
damn problem you need to relax calm it down
he skipped another stream to meet with the devs
I've just heard a little bit. I admittedly I was feeding copybars all this morning with
my wife. And so I skipped the deaf meeting. But well, I guess I came back and I was just
talking to them for just about 20 minutes. Yep. So I got to run down very, very great
stuff coming. It's exciting, man. Very good stuff coming. Sup, ass fat, ass. Whoa. Whoa,
Whoa, whoa.
How dare you make me choose between being in the city and Mike.
I got to, um,
I'm gonna log in here. I gotta fuck around. This is the best Friday present ever. 10-hour
stream. Explanation Chase RRP. Free to play. The Play Doh Q is wide open.
wide open the arena is wide open.
Yeah.
Cfx is having issues today, yep, that's happening.
Oh, apparel, I guess the queue is broken.
the are we aware of this and welcome chat they're talking about it it's not
broken I think the Polito Q is broken let me check myself two hours ago they
were talking about it check myself
Join queue, Polito. Continue aways.
It's broken for some people, it looks like.
Oh
Two hours ago is broke this captain India broke the queue pork a
Porky
How'd yesterday's stream go sadly miss due to TBC launch you mr. Stream just to stare at a fucking portal
Yeah, it was good. How was how was how was TBC launch?
It's awesome. Yeah, I'm thinking about playing Macau you guys think I should play
Bump
Play with these
No, don't play fuck. No, my child was being born last night. I told my wife. I had to stay at home Pentaz on
We got a I might
Yeah, I gotta I gotta see what I'm gonna do
Cuz I might just spawn in a bunch of shit for myself and I might make Mike block the biggest heroin dealer
I think we have heroin in the is it in now
It's in now, right?
It's in it's in
Crocodile I'm gonna call it heroin on Mike
He's coiling out I
I mean, you know
That's coil did spawn in a bunch of meth for Jimmy and that was a very good arc
That was a good arc
Bring back Jimmy, let me just figure out how this works your best arc even yeah, because here's the thing
I don't really want to there's some people that do want to sit around and do all these mechanics
I really don't, uh, to be quite honest with you people.
Some people like to do that stuff.
Apparently, let me see.
I guess.
Let me see here.
Uh.
It's in though so what do you do?
Oh I see.
Do you need a syringe though?
How about you do?
Oh you don't need a syringe.
Jesus.
a syringe. Jesus.
Mathers, I think you can do this without having a syringe. Or...
Well, what the hell is going on here? Because don't you need a...
I think this icon might need to be changed. The icon's wrong. Oh
That's what's going on.
And you can use it now.
Okay, like a okay. Yeah. No, this is gonna be a good stream
Okay, the server's coming together chat this is okay. All right, okay the server's coming together
Okay, good
Good. Chunky RP just keeps getting better.
Wait, can I rob- I can rob someone with a fucking dirty syringe now?
You're selling dreams!
Okay.
Good.
Oh, fucking stab you with this.
Oh my god.
Okay.
So the icon needs to be changed.
Can we do that on the fly or would the server need to be reset?
So Yoinks apparently made a very disturbing emote for this that I haven't even seen myself
yet.
I got both of them, hold on.
I haven't even seen it yet.
I guess it's very...
It's very real.
Yo eggs!
Yo eggs!
What did you do, man?
He's spent like oh my god
oh shit so it gives you armor so what so the main reason why it does that is
it's really funny but it gives you armor and we don't want criminals doing it mid
shoot out I mean I guess they can but can you OD on it I don't know you like
it doesn't have a screen effect you can turn those off we have a setting where
you can turn off the screen effects for drugs if you're a little pussy boy like
me and you get motion sickness so this is the only way criminals can get armor
right now aside from loot boxing cops
oh you can't change the walking style either
it's fun
oh shit
here we go
okay
heroin man does it
What is it? H-man?
Anyway, um...
Where'd there be coke?
Probably.
But we need more drugs that you can stab people with, with a syringe.
This is so funny.
What a fucking crackhead fucking server we've made.
I'm just coming at you.
oh my god this is how the pandemic started yeah it's true
This is actually how it started.
Homeless gang just got a buff.
Huge buff for hobo gang, you know.
Get f**ked!
Stabbed in the eye with the syringe.
Can you run?
So yeah, I mean, well I gotta play Mike Block.
I can just sell this shit, I'm like.
Those are drug people when you stab them.
I think it does.
It's supposed to.
Go to plan B.
I know I'm trying to figure out my the character I'm going to use for like
For for distributing this because I want to do that today
And I don't is it Mike, I don't know I mean it wouldn't make sense for it to be Mike and that could just be fun
Just do Mike I
I could make heroin man Jimmy you watch me oh wait Mike isn't a dealer what
Cause here's the thing, I immediately, I didn't even tell the devs I was gonna do this, but
immediately when this, you know, we've been playing this for a bit now and you know,
dev team days like yeah, it's in and I'm like, oh dude, I was like, I really, I want
a DM like getting this shit out, like cause there's ways to get it in game, you know what
I mean?
I wanna do some heroin dealer DM stuff a little bit, you know?
Last night's stream was good.
Yeah, Wrangler's stream has been good,
but I'm worried I'm getting a little too cop-locked.
But I need to get on Wrangler at some point today
so that I can
promote Fontaine
tell him to fix the police department cuz I don't want to
Yep
Also guys big news in the pinball world stern has the worst kept secret in all of pinball has finally announced that their next
Title is gonna be Pokemon and the limited editions are already completely sold out
So we'll be able to get one of those for a retail price
yep the game they haven't even shown the game yet they just announced that
they're gonna do it so weep shit yeah that's how it goes
so yeah I don't know I gotta like is that so I have a to-do list of things for
RP right now and it just it keeps piling up um
So we got to see because I need to uh, I think I think the time has finally come
We're probably just gonna be giving someone else the the up and at them
So I got to figure out how to do that in RP
We gotta see.
This will last a decent while.
I think I can change the walk cycle.
There's no one here.
Didn't rob one of our restaurant?
Oh, I haven't talked to Rob in two months.
maybe even long actually longer I haven't talked to Robin like fucking three months
Auction?
I'd kind of just rather come into the server as a- like just try to give it to someone
else and do it, you know what I mean?
You talked to him during apps.
Did I?
Yeah, but how long ago was that that was last year at this point, right?
A month ago.
No, a month ago, the server was out.
It's been out for a wee bit now.
Whitelist population is up to 230, uh, Polito's up to 55, so yeah, we're just shy of a 300-person
server huge huge huge huge how many apps I want to be surprised if we're back up
to 300 let me check Chelsea said she's gonna start doing 50 a day though oh
she's a I think she hey baby are you doing apps right now yeah okay it's at
213. She's been doing apps for a little bit. It was close to 300.
I was like, you know, you should do some apps might fix people's
weekends.
See where people are at.
I noticed the servers a little slow during EU times and I think
that we might just, this might just end up being
just a late, just a, just an NA server.
It was pretty slow today.
Yeah.
You wonder why?
I actually don't know.
I'm not too sure.
Polito closed.
Polito was open when it normally is, right?
The burning crusade.
Oh, British people love the burning crusade.
I wonder if we're getting to that point where people played nonstop for a month and now they're like, where's the update?
Uh, oh, that's right. Yeah, that's what it is.
We had 200 plus people yesterday on a Thursday.
No way. Yeah, maybe. We got the Fen update.
Did you just sound like a pervert?
No.
I'm not a pervert.
I'm not a pervert.
Did you just sell?
Yeah.
Oh, good, good, good.
There we go.
of
I want to flood the city on my block with Fent.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
up out of here. I'm out of the bathroom with your hands up. I'm trying to see God was
injecting people with fentanyl. I want to visit God today. I'm doing something in here. I'm
I'm going to kick the fucking door and if you don't come out of here.
Stop, man.
There's a second you know, I could take one here at the burger shop.
Stop.
Sir, come out of the fucking bathroom with your hands up.
Stop, please.
I'm not going. I'm not going away and I'm not.
I'm sorry.
Stop.
Any of that, will you?
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
It's uh, it's like sir, can you put your fucking hands up and come out?
I don't want to suck it, I don't want to jack it.
Sir, I'm going to open this door.
If you do anything stupid, there's going to be a problem.
Stop.
I'm doing something in here.
Stop.
Hey, stop.
What the fuck?
Sir, put your hands up now.
Put your hands up.
Oh, fuck, that sucks.
Give me your hands, man.
shit
don't fight me
don't fight me
oh shit
oh god
i just drank it
i'm not going to wait
third
hands
i need assistance
broker shot
do you need help over there boss
get up!
hey!
ah!
hey!
what the fuck?
fuck you!
you try to stop me with needle!
fuck your pants up!
fuck your pants up!
fuck your pants up!
fuck your pants up!
he's in the kitchen and the burger shop somewhere
I've got point
I'm a white male, three trench coat
short hair, brown
well doors are locked
I think that door should be locked
The door should be locked.
He's back this up.
He's somewhere in the kitchen, pinned down.
Of course, he's trying to kill me inside the bathroom with the needle.
He's resisted the cuts twice.
Could be in the offices on the side as well.
Put your hands up!
Oh, there he is.
Put your hands up!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He's trying to jump over the counter right now.
Everybody get out of here!
We're gonna get you.
Put your hands up!
Okay!
What? You're...
The fucker, holy shit!
Get up!
Suspect down. Suspect down. Rob is down. Rob is down.
I
Suspect is down on the San Andreas side of British. I mean this has got to be a permanent
Permanent off top. She has
I have the suspect down. He's the only one that's outside some of the needle, but let's keep looking at him and asking questions. Okay
Fuck is this
We're code for the suspect is down rob is down
I need someone to call up that they're getting medical
And then start start taking state. I gotta I gotta log on to my block and flood the city with this shit
I feel like I got I gotta flood the city
Hey, we
Yes, sir
Just
Fucking dang got the freedom age. She's job it down. Hey
Okay, welcome to Burger Shack.
Yeah, welcome to Burger Shack.
Oh, yeah.
Why is he calling the rest of you?
Oh, what is going on?
He's just being detained.
Unless he did something crazy.
Oh, you got that.
Yeah, now that you're friends with him.
Can you hear me, sir?
May I have a person?
Can you hear me, person?
Oh, God.
Oh, my guy's under responsive.
I'm over DPR
Hehehehe
Why are you not fucking dying with a charger ass?
Get your ass so warm
Help me!
Well it helps the deputy, but if you got someone else that's why they're not breathing they're not at no heartbeat
Oh my god
Alright, well that's a critical
Oh, is there an officer down?
He's down
All right. Oh my god. Can I get another?
Go check on that go check on the officer, please. I'll do the CP
Read read damn it
They immediately call the cops on your ass.
That's realistic RP.
Hey, he's not talking, he's breathing, but there's a snail trail of blood from where
I've drowned him.
Alright.
We'll work on him.
Yeah.
Can we?
Oh!
Can somebody do CPR?
Just, uh...
Oh my gosh, my gosh.
Alright.
Trade trade.
Yeah, trade.
Oh.
See with me
Can you hear me officer?
I'm getting siren off
Get some getting reports ready, please. All right, my my pressure and bandages. I got like team advantages, so let me clean you off
Would that be a potential 95 I don't know I don't fuck
When they get here, I'll have them transport that person first.
I think we're going to go now.
I think we're going to go now.
And I'm just going to get this one out of the house.
Someone to escort the paramedics, OK?
Oh!
Someone call out, please.
They're unconscious and not responding.
All right, well, this is happening.
Let's go over some patch notes here.
Woman, this ambulance here, an unconscious one.
There you go.
Let's see.
Seed bags, ill-paged ads.
Now clear every restart.
There are unresponsive
Workers get automatically clocked out if they're straight too far from the DMB
Bonds can now break when thrown
9757 it takes the pencil with one
Casino adjustment fixes
Polito saloon is set up
Needs to be handed over
Vodka brewing in Polito and proved ghost sirens added clothing many added clothing menu favorites huge
Fixed for vehicle tax calculations shared emotes fixed
You can now inject crocodiles, you all just saw.
Corey, Salmon hitting rocks.
Gems of diamonds now have 3D models, can be thrown in held, etc.
Keep a keen eye out for them.
New super rare friend, whatever that may be.
I don't even know what that is.
Fixes for client crashing caused by Corey.
Docket.
We'll get you there in a jiffy.
We'll be there in one second.
Docket filters located at the top right, narrowed down to only post, your character is involved, huge.
Docket post...
Imagine not watching Mathers Devstream and not knowing. I don't even know what it is.
Docket post owners can now mark post is completed, which removes them from the default list.
Call button on someone's profile to initiate a phone call. Huge, huge, huge.
Doctor apply no longer slow finds now list fine list now shows Cleydo finds report references that will appear in MDT for EMS
DMV can now see vehicle vins and garages
Template fixes personal notes and reports now auto save
I'm also being funky and this 95 was found when I arrived was unresponsive.
Yes.
And there's no pain no pain reflexes was given CPR on the scene and has remained unresponsive.
So I'll stick them in the corner room here.
Please tell me he's gonna laugh.
They're gonna laugh.
Please tell me they're gonna laugh.
I hope so.
Oh, me too.
Let the doctor do their things.
Let's check these poles.
Yeah.
If you need help, I'll be right here, okay?
It's all nice but the ones are rolling ice.
I think we should actually do a rolling ice.
If we could do a truck that someone has to drive with like shit in the back, that would
be cool.
man is dead. I got that news. What is it? No, I'm going to go up first. Stupid! Oh,
what's sooner than that? Only I got there sooner. Dead air. Well, I think trying to get
chairs cook as I could no no it was my fault it was my fault if I was there
30 seconds sooner he wouldn't have stabbed Rob with a fucking needle every
person that fucks me up with penta
why you got somebody fucking characters
this guy sounds crazy
I got his name this guy sounds crazy
it's a Caleb Garfield 11129 I will be asking for that
Come on, dude. He is German. I already get fucked up by Penta. Oh, he doesn't even know the house
Let's get him out of the side so we can get him down to the mob. Oh, he doesn't
But most likely he has like stuff like
Edmonds stuff like that. Oh
Why she's so slippery he's so slippery. Oh
I'm it. All right. Let's get down business
I'm gonna flood the whole city on my block with this shit
Like we got to man my block has to be the plug right
But also just to be very explicitly clear there are ways to get this in-game I
it's not your fault is mine I just want to do something by fault yeah am I gonna
make it no I'm gonna RP fucking you know you should take it up from China or
some shit you know what they say if you just do stupid drugs you stupid things
Yeah
Hold up
You want to see?
Tonight to death.
Has full blown eggs.
Jane Carl.
Yeah?
Oh my God.
I was typing in here on the laptop, but I'm doing it on top of you.
Yes, you can see me.
I have somebody who shot the pepper.
I'm just going to put him onto this.
All right.
Well, we'll have fun with that.
What did you do?
Yeah.
All right.
What's happened to him?
Oh, he got shot down by cops.
Oh, that's not good.
and uh yeah i mean he is so crazy with everything
ed? oh yeah i love dead bodies
let me take his stuff from him
i have to file it so i can go to the necks of kim
mm-hmm it's all he's using it anyway
i cannot stress this enough
alright
Let's go Lydia, how you doing?
I'm doing pretty good, even better now there's a dead body in my house.
Let's see, let's see.
That guy looks kinda ill.
He didn't say anything, he doesn't really have any.
I guess you got his name and stuff there, right?
I'm about to look.
I'm about to look, I'm searching if he has some kind of identification on him.
I believe the cops had something but I just don't remember on the fly.
Tablet. Maybe we put this in the armory?
Facial recognition, voices man!
Mingbong, can you fix the title?
Hi, good luck, Carl.
Mingbong!
Thank you!
You got this.
Thank you, Carlos.
Why?
He's about to remember his name.
I don't- why don't they just actually ask me for-
I hate this slash me shit for-
I have it on me.
Hey, no!
These people make me hate medical RP.
Just fuck, what the fuck do you want me to do here?
there we go she's what's it what's your name
park
okay now go in your pockets no they can't it's just doctors can't fucking a
Doctors can't role play without fucking reading a slash me. I swear to God
How the hell do you treat a dead body? Don't give it but I'm not getting in I have an idea on me
Why did you take it from the cops?
I don't know.
I mean obviously this man has been stabbed through the fucking neck with a pickaxe.
what's going on here.
My block looks different.
Well, I went on this character to like just test something out and then I decided to shoot
heroin in the burger shot. Yeah, whoops, as one does.
New Reddit thread job. Penta hates doctors. I do. Every time you think you're fine, you
there you talk to those motherfuckers and then you come out dead. Every time.
I was like why can't they just search me I don't fucking understand.
Did they search me?
Alright.
Is there any identification on this person? For God's sake, please!
What in the fuck? I mean...
I just so I'm so fucking confused you have no idea buddy okay what in the
I found the name it's inside of his underpants
Can you go ahead and do a whole let's work up for him to make sure that he has no diseases
I am just baffled
Oh yeah yeah
Do you use the OC message?
I'm pretty sure you're gonna find out that he has pretty heavy aids but we also want
to find out what kind of drugs he has been taken because we do know he has been
Okay
Oh man, that was a little bit
Weird situation we get the cells in but they got the patient down finally
Why are roleplayers allergic to talking to people
for information.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You and your friends are dead.
If he has any diseases.
I reckon the drugs he had in his system.
Yeah.
You and your friends are dead.
Thank you.
Let's see, let's see.
So I'm pretty sure like 100% sure he has AIDS.
Yes.
What about drugs?
Mostly heroin.
So he looks like there's a lot of heroin.
Yeah.
And heroin.
But I'm not sure if he is positive for the victim of his stabbing, but he might, you
know, an OH and crocodile.
Yes.
crocodile. Yes, there we go. Um, yeah, no, he is. He is. Um, I'm certain. Okay, I'm
going to do some, you know, hopefully he's high on OH. He will not have AIDS now. Yeah.
No, Rob has. All right. Let's see. I'm gonna open up his jacket. Uh, Devs, change it into
database that Rob has. Now that we've established that, he has on his front
torso any injuries on the front. Of course. Very shot. Very shot.
Did it? Thank you. Good.
At most like he means also in the back, like multiple G establish and stuff like that.
Let's look at his left arm.
Do we see the left arm on the bingo chart?
What is this? What am I being asked?
I want to kind of find out also.
All right, multiple GSTAPs.
But I'm also looking for any ejection sites where the needle that he has been ejecting himself with
If it's on the left or on the right everywhere, all right
side
in between
toes to
What
I think it's an agent.
Right?
Agent.
Agent.
Most likely also switched cheese.
And so they say, right on the Swiss cheese!
Can we not?
Oh, here we go. Did they just look at this?
Wait, it's...
What is crocodile
Yeah, it's bit it's like how do I explain this it's like the four look it's like the four local version of heroin
so
Seems like Caleb doesn't have an emergency context in his phone
and does he maybe you have like a
I'm not sure if it's like an
emergency.
You know, maybe like a
bracelet or something. Make
that make that pop up on.
Please make that pop up on Rob
screen right now.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-hae,
Press homes and get his ID.
I okay, I will.
I will when I get a- when I get outta here- hold on when- wait a second.
Any emergency contacts?
No.
Kill me.
Let me be dead.
Alright.
Seems like no emergency contact.
Hold on yeah-
Hold on cause I want to watch this live.
Well, I'm still better at reading than I am having AIDS, so I guess that's good.
You can't see he's using the slosh me bars.
Okay.
All right, so cause of that GSW to the head, men of death, police, injuries, GSW said,
folks. Yeah. Agent had toxic culture reports as HIV positive and
February. All right. I do believe I got everything down. I got the name. I got the
the state at the now the time of death
so just think nothing ever stays between us
we got everybody always finds out somehow
and please
Make God rest his soul, for he has died.
was all fucked up
well I'm sure I got this all fucked up
I will kill myself this is what you get when you have an xcg lb what in the hell
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
So do you get AIDS?
Bill, or my terminal illness?
Wait, this is what you get?
Wait, this is pretty good!
Okay, I guess, but they don't think...
What's he even talking about?
The options now.
Ignore that guy.
I cannot have that title.
We don't have to have a title.
No one has more skits away, watchers than me, chat.
Don't forget that.
OK, that's what it is.
You know what, and I wear it as a badge of honor.
I'm going to build a handle of that.
I'm actually dead.
I will be.
Yes.
I will actually be dead.
Yes.
I'm telling you right now, I will be dead.
Permah.
I will go out on duty without a vest, and I will die.
Yeah.
Rob, you got it.
Hopefully we have classed in on hopefully the uh
He did not use that needle yet, you know
Oh, he did
Oh, he did
Medicine and that will help, okay
Nothing helps this feeling
I'm sorry
But it's okay
Read it thread
Okay, yeah, do it. Yeah, do it do it now. Yeah
No motherfucker
Can turn the fucking bars off man
Turn the fucking
I've been great the second yeah he's got it bad I think you have the other
middle you know perhaps I could you do us reddit comment pet is new server is
literally age
okay
AHHHHHHHHH BITTA
Jesus
This is permacondition aids. That's a weird permacondition.
Can I get some Xanax immediately?
Turn the bars off. Turn the bars off.
Oh my god.
Good stream chat we've logged in we we had a good start to the stream
Of course I run in a fucking printer come on turn the bars off mm-hmm
AIDS miscan you turn the bars don't tell me that I know up right now, but
That's gonna ruin it you can put me on a watch list here soon probably bad chatter
come on fuck you guys get the fuck out of here if it's not Bobcat it's some other
Fuck
Yeah, yeah
We'll just have to wait
We'll just have to wait for the reaction club
guys wrong dongle did it
gift it a ton of subs for Mike block who is now lost in the sea cuz I
Excellent
He's ready for aids shit
Okay, okay, okay
This is good teamwork
We give Wrangler aids.
Okay, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, do it now, do it now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, yeah, go.
Okay.
Can I take one right now? I need it right now.
Yes, go ahead and take one.
Shit.
He fucking missed it. Hold on. Wait a second, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, how many do I take per hour?
He missed it cuz he's menuing hold on
What if I take more than one all right wait till he's walking out
I was eating a waffle I was just eating a waffle wait till he's done menuing
Shit fuck you. You don't know what I've been through today
I'm not talking about it
All right, do it. Yeah, I'm doing now do it now. Yeah, I'm doing now
Go go go what else do I need?
You need to come in here for injections is the best price for us to do this sort of treatment and do it quickly
How often?
Hourly?
Go yeah, I'm go good. What the fuck was that?
Jack what was that at the bottom of my screen?
What's that? Yes, dude. Yes. Yes good
again tonight around uh before you go to the Nazare you know fuck you admin good then tomorrow
when you wake up good that's a lot of aides
what a great server
How's my week been going? Oh fantastic. You kidding me?
Oh fucking fantastic man.
Log out does not exist. Yeah, it does.
Log out does not exist. Yeah, I don't know.
No other server offers heroin into AIDS experience.
That's right guys, just, just chase R.P.
What the fuck did I do?
I fucked something up.
He just saw the skill tree. Oh, fantastic.
That's excellent.
Fantastic. That's excellent news.
Good server chat.
It is a good server. It's going to be a good night.
Can I not log out of water? I don't know what the fuck I did.
I
Find user thank you so much for the five gifted subs appreciate that
Let's get that on RP clips GTA that a pentaserver has aids you can spread through syringes and
I'm sure I don't think anyone's gonna see anything problematic with that. I
Think that's let's get that one
Can Rob spread it well now my guy's dead so Rob is the Rob is patient zero
Yeah, I mean that's all would work
What the hell?
Let me see here.
I had to broke the server.
No.
I'm doing something.
Sorry.
Oh yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
We got to flood the entire city with heroin.
Here we go.
Let's go on a heroin selling spree.
Let's fucking go.
It's gonna be heroin week, heroin weekend event.
So
This is main honor, John.
Yes sir!
He donates!
Take this and dump!
Thank you so much, place for 20 seconds on!
Yes sir!
The fighters are inside!
Legendary Mike Locke running coming.
Yes he did it.
Heroic Blood is coming.
Yes
Amazing Mike Locksree been coming.
This is random.
Ted Gibson sucks.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
C.G.O.
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This is random.
Thank you so much!
Thank you for that stupid!
Super stupid fight you said!
Big Young, thank you for fighting!
Thank you
How do you guys like Mike so much
I promise, seeing that the grip count on my phone.
Gucci bag full of money, trash bags full of twins,
and 50s in a suit, but I speak to you.
Read to K.L. Thor, King of Christ, when he gets his subs!
Yes!
Seeing that the grip-
Yes, we're almost out of limit game!
Thank you, Solontale Storm, Lord Dante, five gifted subs!
Mike is literally the best character sorry not sorry they're all great but
Mike is cast and amazing especially with the OG crew
Thank you so much!
you
you
you
you
you
you
He's well locked you know damn well there's nothing for him to do until the raids come out I guarantee you
Hey, I got a question if there's any devs in my chat, uh, do you know, is the system
in place where I can have one of these yet?
Because that would also be a good way to, to get this going too.
No?
No? Fuck my ass, hard.
Alright.
Tomorrow, okay.
Storage Wars tomorrow.
I need to announce that on the discord.
Storage Wars event tomorrow.
Stop, yo!
SCOOP!
I have a gun, that's all we need.
That's all we need.
A gun and a dream to sell heroin.
Blood the entire city, let's go.
I want this to feel like an instant epidemic for the cops.
I want them to instantly be like, what in the fuck? Where is this shit coming from?
surprise it's coming from my clock
serious block trapping you know as serious as it can be
The seer says he can be with Mike.
That's a ball of king play, yup.
So this is what we do. We gotta give everyone a taste for it on Mike, and then we have to make them do it mechanically.
I
Yeah
What up cut? Hey, hey
Yeah, Deluxe is your premium. Hey, what's good motherfucker? Let me get a hellcat. Oh, you know what?
I would get a sales representative for you one more. Yeah, let's do that
Listen the shades inside it's it's cool, but it's not good
All right, so what were you saying a hellcat? Hey hellcat
I don't think we even have that as a we need an order in. So have you thought about Phoenix?
You look great in Phoenix.
Oh, Phoenix would be good. Yeah.
Hey, what you got there?
What you got there? I how about this? Let me get a Chrysler 300
What's a Chrysler?
Hey, let me get a let me get a Chrysler 300
What the fuck is a Chrysler? I've never heard of this
A Chrysler 300
Hey, bro, I look at me look at me look at me. Hey
Hey, oh, I'm looking at you.
Just came back from China.
Dog got a backpack full of age.
Y'all about to flood the city.
If you know a better start building, get your boat.
You feel me?
I feel it.
Hey, I'm feeling it.
About to run it.
I need a car that says I sell drugs.
And I have drugs to sell you right now, dog.
Period.
Do you have cash in order to get said car?
No.
Then do you know what the answer is going to be?
But no!
Hey, hey!
Oh, hey!
Work with me!
Work with me!
Please!
Listen, but I can work with you, all right?
I don't care where the cash comes from.
I don't care who is fucking coming in here.
It's not that they have the cash to sell it, OK?
Because you can try.
You can give me equivalent change of these.
Hey, but here's the thing.
Hey, I can flip it.
All I need is a brick and a chance.
And I can get you the money you need tonight, dog.
please all right well you say you've got me yeah honestly all right if you get
left like I say if you've got all that drugs that you
bricks need to sell I'm fairly certain we could do a dealer at Primo now
nothing says drug dealer like a primo can I see it okay let's start let's start
let's start decently okay once once he's got some more some swag on him we can
probably put them in a baller
all right let's get this
cream out here
there you go
that's it all right it's got the tinted windows a bit it's got the dew cover
thing
it's got a massive trunk space that you can stop
what's up with drugs here something?
man I got the I got
hey I got the shit on that car
yeah this is more weed than fucking
the premium shit this guy's selling
I mean, if you look at the trunk here, do you remember how much fucking shit you could put back here?
Look at that.
It's all right next to you.
Oh, the baller.
Alright, fine. What about the baller? Alright, man, I'll put up the baller.
Right, the baller's where it's at.
Yeah, hey, yeah, hey, let me see the baller.
Alright, let's have a look at the baller then.
Alright.
Uh, where is it here? There we go.
Bosh.
Oh, hey, hold on.
There it is.
Alright, how much is this?
Hey, Andy, I like it how it levitate like that. How about this? We got we got a supreme hydrologist here
Yeah, this bitch stay in the air. Yeah. All right, so we're doing the okay. We're doing the ball for 50k
Not only do you have the fucking hey, can I find answer?
How much have you got? How much would you put down for a down payment?
I mean I got a thousand.
Yeah, how about no? I can get a bicycle.
Hold up! Hey, I gotta have this car.
Well, I actually have more than a thousand.
Hey, hey, hey, hold up. How much I need?
I can probably do it for a down payment of...
I
Normally be requested, you know, at least six percent of the car from but I tell you what right if you're an entrepreneur out there
If you come over 20 25k, I reckon I
Probably find that bro. I swear to God I can get you that money
Hey
Let me test drive the car for four hours dog, and then I swear to God. I come back with the money yo I promise
Well, you see here's here's the small little problem, right? Yeah, the last time we rented out this car. All right
We had to have several
I ain't
Discussion with the police department about this car and we have to pull up and down twice. Hey
Hey, hey on a on all 28 of my kids. I will not do that dog. I
Swear, hey, you can maybe get his thousand dollars of him. Yeah
I'm gonna hold hey take a chance on me, bro
No one ever gave me a chance except for the you know I'm saying all right
I got a rookie story here dicklin. Are you gonna turn you back on rookie?
No one has ever given me a chance except for all of my professors at MIT
No one gave Rocky a chance. No one did and look what he did. He got in that ring and he lost
All right, the next Tony Montana you don't know
All right, let me let me see let me see
Thank you, bro, thank you
Yeah, now people know I'm serious and shit yo, oh, yeah
Hey, you know what my name is Mike block. Hey, hey, I love the drip. I'm loving it
I could be as stylish as you but let me ask you something. Yeah, you need some food or some water
You know, we want to make sure you create your premium. Yeah, I'll take a lot of that shit
All right, I want to get you some. Yeah, I'll be back
I'll be back because I want to do this shit. All right. What's it in buddy? Mike block. All right. What's the steady?
One one nine one three yo
One one nine one three. All right, and you're wanting this for four hours. That's easy. It's your number mark
All right, you'll be able to use him to try get the car back. Obviously just as a note
fucking bring the car back here do not let it get impounded full of all totally
or I swear to God I'm gonna bust someone's dog you ain't gonna regret this I
swear to God yo all right there you go just sign there all right easy dog all
right we should be let me just double check make sure that went through yeah
All right, it should be good. All right. All right. I'm not I'm saying when you got the money. Bobby's bad boy
Hey, hey, you just made a sale dog. Don't even worry about that. Yo
Oh, nice.
All right.
Mike being trusted.
Yep.
And they never saw it again.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Really nice ride.
dickhead
All right
I'm about to real hey hold up I'm about to really trap this shit hold up
chat how much of this shit should I have like 200 where's the general spawn
points on chase I haven't watched too much what 2,000 I mean if I want
everyone to have it you know what I mean various spawn points no that got
change it's just the banner now 5,000
I
Hold trunk load
As much as you need I mean I want everyone to have this shit
I want my phone to just fucking be doing numbers all fucking
Just go crazy.
I can tell you aren't gripping such a cam as an on.
I'm gonna be honest buddy, I'm 33 and I don't know what that means.
Yeah, I'm sorry little guy.
Definitely not gripping.
Okay buddy.
Thank you.
Please enjoy the stream until your tablet dies.
Bedtimes in three hours.
Gripping was a meme in this channel for a bit.
How are you going to tell me what was a meme and like I forget things?
one time I forgot something. Guys, thank you so much for all the welcome back MikeBlock subs.
We are so close to 11k subs.
500. Holy shit. Okay. It's huge. Okay. This could be an instant hunt for my...
Wow we really don't want to get caught
Yeah, really don't want to get caught here
How come I can't delete this one? See what I mean?
Stolen car. I'm trying to know. Car is not stolen.
This shit's legal, bud. You can't split lower than one. What?
It doesn't make any sense.
Yo Penta, I smuggled a smartwatch in my ass.
I'm watching you live from prison.
Would you do to get caught?
Shove a watch up your ass in public.
Probably.
Oh, that looks good.
I got to have a little bit on me.
These are our samples.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Can't they buy the needles what do you mean what are you talking about what happens when you use it
This is the only way for criminals to get armor right now
So it's actually pretty good
And AIDS yeah, so it has our p-value it also has mechanical value
later tonight can we get a level 10 boss on crocodile plan B yeah if we hit 11
k subs that will unlock level level 10 where are we are what are we at I think
we're at level 8 next level sure crocodile plan B boss yeah done I think
we're at 7 6 7 okay real funny chat oh 6 7
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you
you
you
you
you
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You got bro. Hey, I'm gonna be real this that good shit
All right, bro. Let me get a piece. I got samplers. I got a I got sample packs
All right. All right, who want to try it? Me.
It's like a piece. All right.
I'm just going to put it on the ground.
OK.
All right.
You know what Preston?
This one's yours, man.
Yeah.
He's our crackhead.
He takes all the fucking drugs we eat with him.
Yeah.
Hey, oh, perfect.
Yeah, try that shit.
Yup.
Yeah.
Oh Jesus, he said
What's going on, bro
I'm telling you a
She's gonna have the fiends geeking bro for real
Hey, it's crack o'clock, baby
Yeah
Shit, I might come with how much can I get some more of you know what I'm saying? Oh
Shit what I got I mean tell him how you feel
I feel too good too good. Oh, yeah, that's that good shit, huh?
Um, I mean shit I got a pack for you know, I'm saying 25 K
How much is in a pack like 50 doses dog 50 doses for 25k? Yep
I feel like you could easily sell this shit for 500 probably
You got 50 you said yeah
Dog food trying to meet up somewhere else. So you trying to do this shit right here. I'll do it right here
I don't give a fuck. All right, you gotta give me a bit. Let me go get the money and I'll be back
Hey, I'm a I'm an important businessman. Just hit me up when you got it. You're my number is
They'll be like five minutes. I got my money tucked under the mattress of the banner.
Alright, but yeah, but I got, you know what I'm saying, hey, hey, a steady moss, you know what I'm saying?
A steady stream, don't gather no moss, uh, type shit.
Yeah, you need you to pass me a number real quick so I can call you.
Oh yeah, I forgot how phones worked.
Not him. I'm not new to this technology type shit, bro. I can't understand this shit sometimes.
Yeah, my OG has zoomer, bro. You get it.
There you go.
Should I? Rodney is doing it.
Does it meet up? Yeah.
Pull me right here, yo.
A city stream meets a strong prostate.
Oh yeah, fuck, I looked.
Alright, the body.
Let me go ask the let me ask the depth something real quick though
in general let me ask actually I'll just ask in general ask at this what does this shit
How come Mike does not just charge $50 because I want them to actually have to make money
on it for RP purposes?
Just corner it?
I guess I could just corner it and see what it does, yeah.
Wait, why don't I just do it?
This is dungeon master, R.P.
It's true.
I thought you couldn't.
I'll get that sordid
What's good?
Yo, got it ridin' you bruh, I got the shit
Alright, I'mma come back
Shit, I ain't bad
Alright
I'm gonna come back
Maybe need more rector corner. Oh, no, that's how we're still
Oh shit
Oh shit the whole hood though.
download the gang app. No! No!
Yo, what up, bro? What up?
Hey, you keeping this price at 25k or are you gonna like
haggle me down a little bit? You know what I'm saying, let me keep it for a little cheaper.
Hey bro, nah, this shit firm on account of the Chinese, cuh.
Oh shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's what that's what I'm saying, bro.
Yeah, I hear.
Let me get the briefcase, bro.
Humbo box.
There it is
Are you one of the briefcase og yeah, yeah, man
I only got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
So he buys for 25k and he sells for total 25k here bro. You want to count it up, bro?
Now that looked great to me. Yeah, that looked great to me dog
Yeah, hi, thanks yo
Yeah, he could sell for whatever he wants I
Feel like you could probably sell it for a thousand because of the armor I
I mean armor is like pretty fucking good on the server because guns are already so weak
That's like really good dude having armor is basically like having a second health bar. It's very good
Does it work against the rifle shots?
Those were removed because I hate them and they pissed me off.
DM Mike kinda sick.
Yeah kinda though.
You know I realized that Mike was pretty much a DM anyways for random players I'd pick up.
fuck it hey hey I got the money dog you got the money that yeah I got the money
Huh, can we best it in him and hide dividends?
What you got the 50k? Oh, the 50?
Oh, I got half
I've got a damn time. Yeah, can you hang on to that shit?
I can't put it in the bank because I made it off selling drugs. Oh, yeah, we can do that in cash. Nobody's
I
Yeah, hey, I told you I just need a little bit to flip drugs and then I got it dog
You want to take the issue?
I'll touch it. You want to try some of the new product? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, come on dog
And then what we need to do just when you've had them to bring the car wreck back around the back
All right, but I only got 25,000
100,000 more than enough for the damn people here. Yeah
Hey ghost bring that run to the back of the garage
Motherfucker why you fucking with my business bro this motherfucking thing what a taste yo
Hey, come on fiend
I
Are you ready I'm ready this you're gonna blow your mind yo
Oh shit, that's a big ass native. Yeah, there you go. Oh
Yeah
Yep, yeah do that shit
And jet yourself with that shit that a random man just gave you dog
You like that job
Oh my look. Yeah, you like that shit, huh? You would have it right now, ain't you?
Is that where I'm? Yeah. Hey, you about to talk to God, yo?
I'll fix your hand. Yeah, you good. You good.
You like that, huh? Oh, yeah.
Hey, you want more of that shit? Call me, dog.
No, all right, I got you on my name's Joe
All right. Yeah, my name is Mike block dog here
I'm gonna be available 24 seven any amount you need. I got you dog
That's what she careful, huh?
much as a thousand yo
No worries. Yeah
We're that bulk orders to do this kids. Yeah, I'll do that
No, hey, I can work with any praise for you
Oh, I've got some friends that might be really interested in this shit hit me up dog. I'm really the plug for real
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hi
What's good, yo
Go around yo
What's ruined Jethro's life?
Alright, meet you there.
Excuse me.
Hey, what's good, motherfucker?
Hey, I mean, I don't mean to, you know, impose or anything.
Hey, you good little bitch? What's good, yo?
Oh, I just, my friend in there said that, you know, maybe he possibly had, you know, something, you know.
Yeah, yeah, I can hook you up, you want?
You want some suck?
Yeah, hey, get in yo
Flood the entire city time
Instant millionaire might blow
Flood the whole city dog instantly yo phone is about to be doing numbers tonight
Yeah. Hey, so you want some, you want this shit, bro?
What is it, uh, I'm not too picky, bro.
Hey, I ain't gonna tell you, you just need to eject it into your body. I'm a stranger.
That's just perfectly fine with me.
Alright, for show.
Yeah, alright, for show. I can hook you up, good.
No, I'm saying, hey, no one really ever, you know, I'm saying this is just what I got to do to survive. You know what I'm saying?
Right, exactly.
Hey, come on, yo.
Alright.
Are you ready for this shit, dog?
Uh, uh, yeah.
Hey, I'm just going to warn you, warn you ass right now, bro.
Huh?
Alright.
Hey, bro.
This shit is going to be the best you've ever felt in your whole life, cuh.
And there ain't going to be no turning back.
Alright.
This shit feel better than sex times a million.
Hey, you going to be ready to die for this shit, it's so good.
What sex feel like?
Hey, don't worry about it.
Don't even matter dog because you about to feel this you know I'm saying okay?
Hey, I'm not lying bro. This really about to be the best you've ever felt in your life
Okay, I'm ready. Oh, hell yeah
Here you go, bro
Hey, make sure before now. Hey, here's what you do get up against this now
You got to put your back to something when you do this shit because you funna it's gonna hit
like a fucking truck yo it's silly so get your back to this shit bro you
want money you're subpoena nah nah I'm a fucka first hey the first taste free we
like Costco in this bitch I got samples on deck you know what I'm saying yeah
like a little plate you good now just hey you know I'm saying just inject
yourself with that shit bro hey remember how you feel right now I feel
terrible no I will for real don't forget how you feel right now shoot yourself up
and then you could actually feel like this forever dog yeah you good you good
good bro yeah you good you good look at you you look good good there you go that feels
good huh hey hey hey hey are you good what hey how is you huh yeah you good
huh I feel real good yeah that's good
ain't it it's really you like that huh I
like that all right what would you do for
that anything anything I want more I
both look good take my number yo it
heals and it gives armor oh I guess
that's good if it does I don't know
Hey there you go motherfucker.
Ah, here you go.
Hey yeah just hit me up anytime I'm gonna be serving this shit all night dog.
The whole city getting flooded you feel me?
I could serve everyone in the city times a million dog.
How much is it?
Shit motherfucker how much you got?
Ah, fuck it man I'll give you whatever.
How much money's in your bank account?
I
Yeah, give me that and I'll get you enough to be high for it like a really long time
You good
Hey
bit for real hey yeah that'll go away
Yeah, that can happen sometimes, Chet.
Oh, boy.
Oh, shit.
I'm just gonna go get it.
Just got to act normal.
Oh, shit.
That's natural.
So it's done in the system, so you've got some sort of record then at least.
Hey, can we finish this deal, Leo?
Yeah, we can get you sorted here in one second.
Damn, man.
OK, do you want to finish the lineup?
Yeah, I got it.
OK.
All right.
New city.
Let's return this one.
How'd you like it?
Hey.
What?
Where to go?
The valley took it.
It just went right on the ground.
I'm going to pull it right back up here.
Oh, all right.
It's easy to just drive around.
I'm going to ramp underneath this class.
All right, cool.
Where did I return from, though?
Hey, he good
Fucka he probably damn what the fuck am I as therapist yo, I don't fucking know why you asking me shit when I he's
I'm you followed it up with a problem. I don't know bro. He's not okay. What the fuck you want me to do about it, though
Okay, so you want to get this finances that right? Yeah
perfect
Can do four weeks that's on good. Yeah, fucking dog don't pay much you'd be like 21 five or something
I'll be real problem. Let's come back and buy another one you know. All right. Yeah. What's your state ID my friend?
One one nine one what what the fuck one one nine one three
I got cash so I'm gonna deny that there we go yeah perfect he's in it you are good to go I would just
mark it up real quick and this is bad boys later what we name sir hey mike block you need me bro
I'm I'm I'm gonna plug a flood in the whole city tonight dog anything you need I got it on deck I promise
my whip car acquired yep you're my number yo there it is
hi dog all right
yes sir
This is awesome, R.P.
Where the fuck is Mack?
I feel like I need Mack for this.
Fuck yeah it is. Yep.
Oh, shit.
Roach needs a fine mic.
Yeah
True
Oh, there's a little Southside parking garage check the trunk. I'll do it when I get there
You fucking spazes
You know what actually
And was telling me
I think it was OC. I can't remember that they had a she had a really funny scenario where one of the cars
Somebody was laid on their car payment the car got repoed. There was a shit ton of weed in the trunk and the person got a hot because of it
And I was like that's awesome man, that's such good RP
You're impressed W devs. I'm telling you J's RP is the best RP server ever
You play Mike 70% of the time when are you gonna play Wrangler? Well if you're going off today
for metrics then that would be true. Alright chap let's start the eternal let's start the eternal
battle of play Mike block or play Wrangler also let's start the 11k subs
equals an 11 hour stream because I'm really feeling our P today let's just
watch this I'm ready for that it's already 10 hours it's already 10 hours
it could be 11 though what year is it it's 2026 buddy yes Marine five gifted
Perfect. I'm tired of Pentha's bullshit. His RP is stupid. It's her ass people. It's all he does selling drugs seems so fun
It is dude. It's really fun
Should you drink or smoke tonight?
Wow that's tough
oh my god hail storm damn it's still the hail storm 50 gifted subs yes
Hey Priscelli with five gifted, thank you
Thank you so much
Hey Priscelli, thank you so much for five gifted subs appreciate that
Hey, can we add cornering but it's kissing locals, i.e. prostitution.
Um...
Wolfdog, I feel like that needs to require an item.
We want to be able to pick up MPC hookers and make the car mounts.
Why not just pick up actual hookers
Why not just do that in our P
What up, oh, yeah, what up motherfucker?
Hey, what's good, it's Mike the plug
Hey, hey, what's up, yo, I got some samples of the new product
Oh, who want to do it? Yeah, yeah, I'm back here yo, come on
Not only one per yo motherfucking Costco rules dog
Hey, this is gonna be- Hi, hey!
This is gonna be crazy, motherfucker.
Oh, yeah? I ain't gonna-
Hey, this is gonna be as good as you've ever felt in your life, yo.
Alright, hell yeah, bro. Yeah, that's it.
I need to get like some- some well sticks and like some rapes and shit?
Nah, I didn't like that.
Here you go, motherfucker.
Alright.
Hey, alright, listen yo.
Before you do this shit,
Mufaka and lean up against a wall or something cuz this should go hit you dog. It go hit you and then
Mufaka
You off the paradise forever yo
Once you off you all come on fucker
Weed
Yeah, fuck weed yo this that this that shit
Hey, you think the motherfuckers fiend in for weed nah mufaka this go have the fiends
motherfucking jumping dog this that shit for real all right hey I'm gonna hit the
couch then hey you ever fuck yeah this better yeah buy a lot oh shit I thank
god damn all right hey but do that shit but get up against the wall or
something yeah I'm gonna hit the couch I hit the couch yo I'm telling you this
This really is that shit, dog.
Shit, alright, you got me excited now, damn.
I'm not playing.
Hey, the best part about it is, too, you'll be so numb, I bet you could at least take
like seven shots to the chest and not give a fuck, dog.
Damn, I'm out.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Alright, hey, I'm about to go here, take my number, yo.
Alright, yeah.
Yeah
what you got?
what you got though?
yeah
what you got?
so big
hey what the hell is going on?
hey!
that's fine, just chill
that's awesome
you like what we do in this shop
oh shit!
oh my shit, look at this you got
whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa
it's really that kind of server the server is great it's awesome Philly
Rp let's go
Filly Rp
Hey, what's good you like that shit? Yeah, hell yeah, bro. I'm trying to sort of shit like hotcakes breath to these motherfuckers up
Yeah, I'm all yeah to god damn
to the locals
No, no, no, I can't send them home to the locals. No, hey, they ain't got a taste for yet
But I think tomorrow they're gonna be feeding for it for real
Yeah, I'm selling to my fuckers. Hey, bro. Let me be the middleman of this shit, man. I got you
I mean just hit me up dog. Yeah, you got my number. You know, I'm saying I could work with any budget or price point
Yeah, I bet I'm saying yo, hey you do that shit that shit has me feeling good
I bet I could take at least seven shots. I bet hey brother. I can get high of miles supply, bro
I got my little boys do that shit. I'm good. Hi taking that shit. Yeah, just say hit me up
If you need more tonight, just hit me up. I'm trying to flood the whole city yo
Yeah, I bet I got you. I got more. I got enough for like everyone dog. Damn. What's this motherfucker doing?
All right, I'm gonna go
I think.
Marijuana.
Marijuana.
Nah, you ain't got, you want that other shit?
Do we not buy it? Do we not buy it? Yeah, but hey, oh, I see. Okay. You got marijuana?
Yeah, I got, I got, I got some strength called gofizzle.
Oh, hold on.
E.J.
What's good? It's Mike the plug.
E.J. Mike the plug, baby.
You got some, you got some booze.
Yeah, I got some shit.
E.J. come down the road, baby.
All right, I'm gonna come that way.
I mean, okay.
I mean...
I'm gonna...
Mike the weatherman I gotta go to plan B and sell this
shit
Why even a why even allow weather if you hate it? Oh
Well, I'm letting you in my chat even though you're pissing me off. So you do the math buddy
Remember Petticelli didn't want to met you. Oh, yeah
I
Was good
Hey, what's good, yo
Yeah, oh shit. Hey, you like that shit. Yes, I'm doing some do be
All right, damn. I want you one
Which you how much you got shit I got I mean how much you want you know what I'm saying
It just depends I can work with any budget, you know or any you know I'm saying the more you buy the less it is type shit
Okay, okay, I got 41. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, hand it all over hand it all over and then
I see where we're at yo
How much how much how much do they give you dude, huh?
Hand it over yo
Oh god damn
Exorbitant amount of money real quick protect the plug y'all protect the plug god damn yo
Things yo lots of the knife all right anyone else want to chip in
Yeah, how much you got how much you get is a 4k open 4k? Yeah, like
All right, you know like five I hold up where y'all want it
Why do I say he had forty one hundred one city at thirty something hundred plus I didn't get to forty one yo
I only got the thirty-four
I'm tripping a grand
Donald Duck motherfucker
I'll show you how I like to do that.
There you go.
Yeah, we need to respect you.
Oh, the fucking looks like it sucks the extra cheeseburger.
Fucking shit on us.
Yeah, you talk to shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, hit me up if you need.
Oh, shit, all right.
Yeah.
You don't go away by me, I've got a raise.
All right, dog, hit me up if you need more, yo.
OK, all right.
All right, it's quite easy, man.
Whoa.
Bro, that got it.
I've seen it, doggy.
He gave me nothing, he gave me nothing.
He said he didn't give him shit.
Yeah, I did.
You both did!
He's warding it.
Slim instant instant fucking fiend.
Yeah, let's go C.I.A.R.P.
This guy looks like him.
He's hot.
Hey, what's good? You off that shit?
Yeah, you off that shit
You're not given that needle bruh. Yeah, he likes that shit
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah!
Philadelphia RP! Let's go!
Holy shit man.
Yo, if we could make it to where if the locals buy this, they walk away like that?
Oh.
Uh oh.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's not good.
Let me get the fuck out of the south side.
Let me get the fuck out of here.
Now we gotta go to find Wooden Cell.
Yeah.
You think Jethro's good?
Yeah, he's good.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
You know who actually might buy this is Riv.
I'm buying it, it's funny to buy it.
We've dropped an undercay.
Mike blocked instantly, instantly the richest man.
This is awesome.
Trapping to RP, I'll be right back, I gotta pee.
I need a crew.
Dude, if I could get with Roach and sell this shit out of his fuckin' club...
Oh.
You know, I really put the P in RP, huh?
You need Mackin Hooker.
Yeah.
I need 36 inch rims. Oh fuck you're right. What am I doing? Let me go customize this shit
What the fuck am I doing
So I should go to smoke on the water and be like hey dog y'all want some stronger shit
I
Y'all want some stronger shit non-addictive
Someone already made a blue miss at it really
I'll take care of it.
Right.
Whoa.
of
the
What the fuck? Jack me?
The tough minigame to inject people
Hold on a second wait hold on a second now now
now
was good
they have
uh... don't mind me and find you keep
i guess
i don't know if you
that's all i think that
by
Yeah
Oh shit
What's this?
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
Front wheels.
Oh, here we go, Jeff.
Are we putting spinners on it?
If we could make spinners a thing, I would be very happy.
And I bet you it's possible.
I bet you it's possible.
Dashboard color.
Alright, check out.
Do I have enough? I do.
I'm the richest man on earth!
I'm the richest man on earth!
Damn, okay
Now park it oh you're right I probably should
Next stop next step new license plate. Yeah, we gotta we gotta make the ship say drug money
Seize vehicle incoming what?
Drug money
Oh shit.
Felony!
Need whistle tips.
The whistle go.
What's my favorite word?
What the hell?
I don't know.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
food your favorite word is bitch all right okay thanks for joining me today
it's my favorite slur I don't know portal back
What?
Hey, what's good dog?
How you doing?
Be good.
What you doing here dog?
Uh, guess you're idiots inside the band you come to store.
Who, in here?
Yeah.
Hi, why?
What you do?
These are assholes.
I didn't do anything.
you buying you talking about smoke on the water yeah try to buy weed and they
kick me out of the store it's not allowed to buy for them
hey I mean what you won't we'd for dog I got some better shit I don't know
you're trying it before no no no no try this this shit man I hope and dude
give a sister there this shit better dog try this shit
Yeah, do that shit dawg.
What is this?
It looks gross.
Nah nah, hey it's better than weed yo.
What do with it?
Hey, just motherfucking you know what I'm saying?
Just eject yourself with it dawg.
I don't think I'm allowed to do that.
Hey, I'm telling you you have to do it dawg.
That guy's gonna be pretty pissed off if I do that.
Hey, when you do it, you know, you're not gonna give a fuck about your stepdad dawg.
Really?
Nah, you ain't.
for real okay yeah you just gotta do that shit yo where do i do it in your
arm dog no i mean you try to go to like six flags or something do not roller
coaster maybe nah hey this won't feel like you want a million roller coasters
but in a good way okay hey just do it right here probably actually next to
that box pile in between the trash so like right here okay yeah yeah this shit
better than that weed for real dog
give a sister shit I don't think so maybe
yeah I just take this and yeah I do it hey just inject yourself dog for real
Whoa, God damn what the fuck yo, I'm sorry
Look at it dog. Ah shit
God damn yeah, there you go motherfucker
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Ow!
You good?
You good, motherfucker, look at you.
You good?
You know everything all right, are you?
Yeah, come here.
Man, I thought I told you to take your ass on, man.
You know you ain't allowed to be here, dog.
Hey, fuck you!
Hey, you heard them dog!
What's your problem, man?
Man, you were like wiping your fucking boogers all over our store and shit.
Hey, do that!
Hey, fuck you!
You like weed?
Uh, yeah.
You like weed?
Yeah, yeah, but I got some better shit, yo.
What you mean?
I got some better shit, dog.
You remember that first time?
No listen to me motherfucker you remember the first time you smoked weed you know I'm saying you were 13 and
Everything was funny and like motherfucking chicken nuggets tasted like the best ever dog and like it just felt like life was
Interesting and fun again. Yo
Hey, I got some shit that'll make you feel like that, but forever
Skrita, what are you talking about? Try this shit
You know you gotta try this
What the fuck is this?
Hey, just try it, dog. Trust me.
Hey, but listen, come here.
Yeah, but hey, but sit down.
Yeah, sit down before you do that shit.
Cause that shit is gonna kick like a motherfucking horse dog.
Yeah, do that shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Hey, just get up and come here. We gotta make it to where you can do
all your shit. Hey, just motherfucking, you probably, you probably won't be able to get
some. Can we go inside, dog? You want to do it inside, I? Yeah. Fuck it, dog. Wait, you
about me
Hey, what's your name dog? Hey, Mike block
Mike block. Yep. I heard about you dog for real when my boss went
So I said has told me a couple stories about you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, we used to more fucking norms and trap out some shit type shit
Hell yeah, man. Yeah
All right, we'll shit. Hey guys make sure this
I
Go and do nothing damn just try the shit. Yeah, you look you look trustworthy. Well go on mommy. It was good. Yeah, there you go
Yeah
Yeah, that's good, huh
What the that's good ain't it? Oh
Ain't that good? Oh
Shit, man. Yeah, that's that good shit, huh?
What the fuck ain't that good oh my god hey what's good learn you you told me
what's good you want something I got a sample dog hey yeah I do I really do
I can't say no oh no you can't can you oh god damn it yeah you already know what
it is bro that should go have you feel like you walking on sunshine dog for
real do I gotta do right now in front of you yeah you do because it's a sample
guys you buy something it's really all addicted it's that dude Mike hey but
hey but lean up against something dog because that should go kick you in the
fucking face for real oh shit wait you are not gonna be able to walk he said
It was a cool dude, right?
Yeah!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
It's good, huh?
That's some good shit.
Oh!
That's good, huh?
What the fuck?
Hey, what's good, Wingsaws?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, no.
What'd you give him?
Hey, that's some good shit, huh?
Why's he filming like that?
Hey, ain't that some good shit?
Guys, I was trying to pay you right now. Are you getting a fucked up? I need to know your account numbers. How are you gonna be able to fuck that if I can pay you?
Hey, ma'am, do that to me.
Hey, that's some good shit, ain't it?
Yeah, I'm feeling real good, dog.
Hey.
Ain't that some good shit?
No. No.
Hey anyways, just call me if you want some more. Hey, can y'all motherfuckers when he wake up tell him to call me if he wants some more?
Cuz I am the plug and I got it on deck
Hi
Hello motherfuckers damn
Oh
Oh
Oh, uh-oh. That's an F, boys.
Unpaid bill.
I didn't park the car.
oh I should have parked the car
Oh
Fuck man
Well god damn it
T.J. is on the way. Come to the dark portal. Listen, the only dark portal I want to be
involved with is a heroin addict's arm. Okay, that's it. A fucking portal into their vein.
That's it. Dork portal is right. Dork portal. What happened? I don't know. The server went
down. TJ's fixing it. TJ thought that he had, TJ had the audacity to think he could
go and start to cook dinner. That's so funny. Idiot. He can't do that. He can't do that.
Oh, my god.
Get a me.
Let me see here.
Clip.
Clip queue time.
Wait, someone said there's already a compilation for the one guy shit.
Now you have to try to sell it to that aides red and rob missed
Hey, buddy, I got a vaccine just kidding more aides actually
All right, TJ is on it.
Clip cue time.
Missed at it.
You're never really fucking like me a fucking reddit clip.
You're not a reddit clip.
Oh!
I need assistance! A burger shot! Now!
We gotta fix this.
Rolly, I'm breaking 76 to Rob.
Do you need help over there, boss?
Get off me! Hurry!
That's actually an appropriate reaction he's trying to jump over the counter right now
You're gonna get your hands up
Fucking penta why is it always penta? Yeah, it's down to just looking at do it though
Every person that fucks me up with penta. Why is he got so many fucking characters?
I've got some news for you what it's back up the needles or at least some of the other ones he had on and had crocodile in them
What the fuck is crocodile?
It's like heroin but worse
Oh my god
What the fuck
Do you mean?
Why is it always me?
Why do I get to get the fucked up clips?
Yeah, sorry
It's just AIDS, dude. What a fucking drama queen.
Okay, I actually might as well just kill myself. Oh my god, dude. I will kill myself. Oh my god
I can't take it anymore. What a fucking trauma queen if I have if this ends up being true
I am done. I will ask for the government to pass an assisted suicide. Oh my god
I'm not doing that again
You can't just delete
Yeah, what the hell is he talking about?
Rob, you can't just delete AIDS. You got it, buddy.
Jesus.
Yeah, Magic Johnson is fine. He's alive and well.
He's good.
He's fine wait Polito slots is up to 60 now. Oh, okay
Fuck it we ball let's go
Flood the city with Politions addicted to crocodile let's go
Well, it sucks. Magic Johnson was a basketball player because that would have been an amazing
porn star name. Well, given everything that happened, it's actually a good thing you didn't
go into that. Yeah, that would
have been bad. He had a kid
after the AIDS. I don't think
he has it anymore. Guys,
explanation point, chase RP
where you can play the server
now for free, completely for
free. No, it's bigger kid. Yeah, it was good. Hey, what's good? What the fuck did you say
that for? Hey, it ain't here. My dog gets different. This shit ain't addictive. I have
one more yeah you good but only if a wing sauce try it no no why not no she
can't for real you ain't gonna try it don't enable her that's our job come on
man you really don't want to try it no and unless you want to buy some lead man
I don't know what you're doing in here. All right, look at my hand
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa
Don't do it man. Oh
What's she she says you don't want to dog
You will try this
All right, who won another sample for free
I'm not gonna do it he loves it dog
For let me hold your number though for an unrelated reason dog
Yeah, yeah y'all hey any time of day just hit me up dog
Hey, that's the point you supposed to say what up to God this shit's so good it feel like that God
Giving you a Hummer dog. I'm heavily reconsidering making you guys leadership positions
Oh shit, I got a hit.
Hit me up if you need some, yo.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna need you to get off of the street for me, alright?
Scatter them? We scattering. We should go sell this shit at plan B, huh?
Yeah, we gotta get up to plan B and sell this shit.
This is actually the best server.
Good job.
Thank you, man.
Really nice ride.
All right.
Listen up, guys.
Allow list whitelist whatever 230 slots Polito up to 60
Damn
That's pretty good
Pretty damn good boys
60 beepers uh-oh
We can't play we're watching Mike fair
Just fucking let's go sell this shit man
Plan B than Polito you think we should sell them Polito
Yeah, that sounds like someone else should do that shit.
That sounds like someone else should do that shit.
Yeah, let's get caught right away.
Why rush it?
What the white devil and HOA wants some?
I mean I think everyone's gonna want some.
Whoa.
Spread the RP.
Dude, I feel like people will be able to sell
for a thousand bucks pretty easily.
Can't they make it themselves?
They can, but I don't think everyone knows how to yet.
Also it's a little involved.
I don't know if anyone's figured it out yet, maybe?
People are close.
Well, I think now that it actually does something and also we're going to give it a street value.
Almost said they made it, but can't find the syringe for it.
Um...
Well, the icon for it's supposed to be a syringe, so maybe that's where they're confused. We'll get that changed.
I'm seven.
Mott! Oh, wags! What did you just say?!
Nooo, Rip!
Quick, quick, clarify.
I'm seven?
Oh my god.
Say seven inches.
Seven years in.
Anything.
Now Pentrige has said it too.
No!
Goo Goo Gaga!
Goo Goo Gaga!
7th and Q. Oh. 7 crocodiles in.
Check his logs, what the fuck.
What did they say?
Here we go.
Oh yeah, here we go.
I
This is great
Wait dungeon master mic is kind of dope, huh?
Yeah, did you have any pet insects when you were in school, right?
What about that one over there?
Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
Hey, Mr. Block, what do you say?
Hey, follow me, y'all.
Okay, I will just see you.
Thank you, sir.
You following me?
Who's this team?
Wait wait who's supposed to be following you him or me
Okay, but the mug me did
What the fuck is you a racist? I ain't no racist me. Sorry dude come here. You're taking me in the alley way me
Hey, little suspicious
Y'all ever fucked before
All the time. Hey, what you mean dog? Hey, I got some shit
They're gonna make pussy feel like putting your cock in a cheese gritter dog
Hey, listen to me that shit gonna make you feel so good that you ain't even gonna want to fuck bro. Oh
I got some shit. They're gonna make you feel
good moth is gonna be you gonna say hello to you gonna feel like you in you
died in heaven and then went to super heaven dog that's that's the good hey
and it's not addictive at all yo what is it what you talking about you want to
try I'll try I mean I am I am gonna be real this shit I want to put my dick in
a cheese grain no I mean this shit it make you feel like you could get shot
Seven times and not even feel like dog. Oh shit. All right now. We're talking now. We're talking. Yeah, you want it
Hey, I got some testimony right here. You want to hear?
Yeah, let me hear my hey, I see me put it was good motherfucker. I mean anymore. You want some more of that shit?
All right, let me hit you right back
That's how good it is
Hey
Yeah
First one free hi me what the fuck is was good
Was Bob a baby I'll give him free samples. I'll back you hey. Yeah. Hold up. Hold up. I'm a howl at you
Let's go, let's go
He's got he's got oh shit. Yeah, I'll give my sample to banana. I donated
What is that? Donate to the plan B security. Whatever. Oh
Shit, hey, hey, but listen to me before you do that shit lean up against the dumpster because that should go hit you like that dog
And you instantly gonna be in heaven for real
Really?
I got this shit man. Check this shit out.
So I put this shit on training.
Yeah, you can if you want to, I'll never fuck.
Yeah, I mean, it's up to you, man.
You ready for this? Holy shit, what is this? What is it called, Brad?
Hey, that shit called K.
K, Brad?
Does it gonna make you feel okay?
RB.
Yeah.
Check this shit out.
I'm gonna inject it, Ed. I'm gonna inject it.
You gotta look at it motherfucking like you almost. Yeah. Yeah
You feel that you come to play we got that shit
Yeah, you like that I can't feel my body man
I can't feel my fingertips. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, you can't huh?
What's going on here? Bernard is everything okay?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
I got it under control, boss.
I got it under control.
Hey, you should give some of that shit to Sal.
Who that? That motherfucker?
Yeah, he's a square.
Alright.
Hey, you Sal motherfucker?
Yeah, yeah, how's it going, sir?
Hey, let me holler at you, beef.
Okay, you got all this or some shit yo yeah, all right bitch come on. Let's go yo
Mean word you shouldn't be saying mean words, sir. Hey motherfucker
Yeah, hey
You ever wanted to feel like shit all your problem instantly melts away
Nothing fucking matters because you feel like the best you've ever felt in your entire fucking life. Yeah, trust this out trust him
Yeah, that sounds awesome. I mean, do you want to feel heaven on earth right now completely
non-addictive can do it whatever you want and you're good?
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, sir. I got some shit, but I'ma warn you. It is not
possible to feel better than this. This is better than bleach.
Better. Better than morphine?
Better than bleach and morphing combined better
Okay, completely non-addictive dog hey, it will make you feel like you like like you like like you alive
Yeah, floating on clouds and warm. You know I'm saying and just like
Yeah, motherfucker you I mean you got it in it's non-addictive dog
Oh, yeah, I've got a prescription for all kinds of drugs because of my doctor
I'm pretty sure this shit got no GMOs. You want to try this shit? Look. Yeah, sure sir. I love to try it
I'm just saying dog. Hey, remember how you feel right now because this is the best
This is the second best you ever gonna feel
Hey, but listen to me label on it. Hey, listen to me lean up against the wall
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey this shit called this shit called K because when you're doing it you feeling okay
Okay
I like feeling good sir. Hey Lena. Hey do that shit up against the wall dog
Here okay cuz hey cuz when you do that shit you your legs go motherfucking you feel like jelly, bro
So I got a lotter in a spoon and do I yeah, just inject yourself dog
Yeah, but now but now though
The man that stole the food is back.
Hold on one second, we're dealing with something.
Yeah, yeah.
You like?
Yeah, you like?
Yeah.
Yeah, you like that shit?
I told you he would be good on that shit.
He like that shit.
Yeah, let's just take this 50.
Okay, I'm just making him.
He good?
Yeah.
Yeah, you like?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
We have a meeting in here.
He's good. He's good. He's good.
He's good.
There's some hot bitches in here.
He having a good time.
What the hell going on?
He ain't crying.
He's just, you know,
Oh, fuck.
Stop tripping me.
He's good, he's good.
I'm gonna have to ask him.
He's good.
He's good.
He's on cloud nine.
I can't even hear myself think this is some fucking love.
There we go.
Thank you guys. We appreciate your business.
Thank you.
No, we can't.
I'm just getting sound right.
Hey, listen to me.
Hey, listen to me.
Hey, I'm gonna give you my phone number.
Open your phone
Yeah, call me for more dog hit me up for more
Now the plug the plug
I might be able to find you some more customers. Yeah. Yeah, do that do that. I need to cut those
I can get you a funders fee. I get you a fee finder fee
So oh being find it. I'm like yeah, I got it. I got I got something for you as well
Hey, I gotta keep it pushing
I
Keep it moving
Gotta keep it moving we got customers
Hey, what's good yo?
It was good. Hey you see how much you want dog
Shit, can I call you back dog? All right. All right
Yeah
you need a ride huh hey get in what you what you is what you is
I
All right
Hey, what's good?
Hey, did you call me? Yeah, you want? Yeah, you want some I need more of that please?
All right, all right, where is you bro? Yeah, I'm gonna help you
I might I might be the P. P. P. P. The A. Oh my how much you got how much money I got
$400 on me how much I mean I mean that's only gonna get you I'm gonna be real
like not even one like I just an ATM here how much is how much is a couple I
mean the more you buy the more bigger discount you get dog all right what about
$2,500 shit. I could get you six for that
Do you all right? I'm gonna come there. All right. Hey tell your friends
What friend tell hey tell my fuckers spread the word. Oh, all right. I will
Hey, what's good?
Yeah, take that. Hey, inject yourself with that shit, dog.
There you go. Get that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sir, dog.
Yes sir dog, I'ma flood the whole village.
Yup, yes sir dog.
Yeah.
This is the best server ever.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh.
Seaman.
Blackout the rims? You think that look hard? I kind of like them like this.
the red looks ridiculous but I kind of like it
I mean the red is kinda hard, hold on.
I feel like it's part of the brand at this point.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Oh check out be nice when we replace this
Wait hold up wait that's kind of hard hold up that is kind of hard
That shit is kind of hard, hold up.
Let's go, dog.
Let's go, Joe.
Yeah, Joe.
All right.
I just walk into the south side, and that's what's funny,
the guy passed out in the corner.
And then I go to the other corner, and I see another guy passed out.
Yeah.
Dancing, reaching.
People keep calling me, asking me if I know something,
if I got something.
And they gave me your number, because you're the guy with no thing.
Yeah, what do you have that everybody want where is you?
I mean my motel by the British on all the way at the end of the British all right. Hey meet me at the burger show yo
Okay, hey, you'll know what I pull up
Hi, King. Hi. Hi
I don't shit I'm hungy.
Yeah.
Hungy.
Let me go buy a hot dog.
Just for now.
Uh-oh, hot dog!
Hey!
Yo!
Bruh, I'm drunk!
I need a green light there!
Yeah, it's a police shit, wait that was way too fast.
Hey.
Like I said, fuck you.
I'm outta here.
Like I said, piece of shit, I'm gone.
I quit.
I'm fuckin' outta here!
What's good?
Damn you, I-
Yeah, yeah, man, I'm fine, fuck.
Hey motherfucker, you got the money?
I know they feel.
HUH?
I know they feel it.
What do you mean? What? What?
Pieces.
They love how you guys do one.
Alright motherfucker, hey, can do the money fit in my hand?
Don't fuck with my time or money.
My bad.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All right guys if you're gonna shoot up to it while you're driving
What's good
Hey, what's up y'all
Hey, come on yo, okay, did that shit
I
Hey, you won't try this shit bro this that shit bro this that shit called k cuz it make you feel okay
Yeah, let me get one. Hey, all right first one for you yo
There you go, yeah Billy come down
Damn, you got motherfuckers on a roof?
Listen bro, I don't know you.
Hey, it's cool, motherfuckers, whatever.
what up bro take these bill hey what I found this shit on drugs thing bro hey
motherfucker this shit gonna make you feel like you went to heaven came back
had sex and went to heaven while you having sex still bro whoa yeah hey you
You ain't never gonna feel better than this for real, bro.
Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
There you go, bro.
Oh, Billy.
Billy.
He good.
He good, bro.
Now I see why this guy sucked a little bit of dick for some help.
Yeah, see.
Now we see.
Now we see that.
that's some good shit brother
he ain't gonna be able to walk
oh god he's drooling on himself
hey hold up i'm gonna hit you back
let me hit you back
yeah alright yeah alright
hey sorry my shit be with numbers
numbers
I mean shit that just it all depend you know I'm saying the more you get the cheaper
again type shit
all like some like motherfucking like bulk like distributor shit yo it just depend on your
budget yo
ten thousand
ten thousand worth
yeah
Yeah, let me see. Let me see. Let me see motherfucking motherfucking. Let's see. Walk away. Yeah. Yeah. I can plug you up. I got you on some shit. I got you on 30.
Oh man, you give me 30 for 10k?
Yup.
Hey, hey, that shit on the street, 1000 easy.
You do this shit, it make you feel like you can take 7 bolts to the chest, I promise
dog.
Alright, you have the 30, oh I got the money.
Alright, where?
I'm meeting my hotels, too many eyes here, my hotel is around the corner.
Alright, cool, you know.
so you my location when you have it just hang in my butt
oh cool
okay Billy Jesus, he peaked himself
what?
that shit is fucking good
hey what if we get a tow truck driver to just drive him around
so he thinks he can drive
oh get me my food man
is he on the tweaker bro?
I was just saying that's all fucking good
no he can't wake that up
Oh, it's you, Mr. Mac. Can I get more?
Hey, chill, chill, bro.
Can I get more?
Hey, chill.
Come here, come here, come here.
Hey, my name's Happy.
What do you mean, Happy?
How much money you got, bro?
I'll give you everything I got, man.
How much you got in your bank account?
I love it.
Not a lot, like around 800 something dollars.
All right, yeah, give me all your money.
Okay.
How do you go?
How do you go?
Hold on to that.
Where you going?
Keep it together, Sal.
Let's go home, Sal.
I'm getting the money.
I got money here. I'll pay for it.
I'll buy it, Sal.
That's some good shit, though, huh?
How much? How much?
Take my number.
Take my number.
More money.
More stuff
Take it easy. Maybe just do one. There you go
Oh
Hey
You want my man's baby formula
I got my inhaler you can have that I'll take baby formula dog
Oh
And also they also one gun I'll trade to
Yes, I'll take guns too
Oh, that's why in here so you can keep that too
This way
Mr. Card
All right, I got some back there for you dog
Oh shit, what's he doing?
What have you done to this server
I've done beautiful things
Beautiful things to this server you get at me. This is the best RP ever
It's fantastic.
Yeah, everyone's RPing their asses off.
This server was perfect until Penta got it wrong.
What are you talking about?
I
Was good man. Hey, what's good? Yo, this Mike the plug
What's up Mike?
my buddy
Ranted you a car a little while ago and yeah, I ran into him. He told me you were selling some real good stuff
Yeah, I got that goods that
High quality boss this shit called K
Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, well I got lots of cash, so yeah, you got time, I got the cash,
you know, exchange product, you know, how much you got? How much you want?
You know, like last time I got up to 10 bands.
Alright, hold up, hold up, let me call you back.
Yeah, alright. I got a fucking real long conscience.
When you go into the drive-thru, I don't know what it is
210 people online
Friday afternoon, that's pretty damn good not bad chat not bad
Not bad.
You got to give some to Sarexa.
My name is Sarexa.
I mean, Polito.
Well the Polito queue is at 36 players, so I'm assuming Polito's full.
uh
Pain detected
Pain
I don't want to go through how it's made I don't want to spoil it
All right, someone said this was a crack at server and Pentus I bet I feel like that
it, like crime should feel like that.
RP stats say 179 on Chase though.
The server dashboard says 211.
So I guess you can choose what to believe.
That's up to you.
Yeah, you can literally log into the dashboard like anyone can do it.
yourself you said you got 10k worth yeah I got 10 bands all right I'm gonna hook
you up where you want to me um shit where is you I'm kind of out of peer to
I mean, I can come to you man, that's all good.
Yeah, um, shit.
You want to meet at the banner or somewhere in the middle?
Meet me at Burger Shot.
Yeah, alright, I'll be there in a few.
Alright.
Did you see some Olympic skis are using injections to make their junk bigger so they can get
more airtime?
What?
What do you mean?
Like a sail?
Wait, you can use injections to make your junk bigger.
Hold on a second.
Wait, why are we talking about the real news?
What is this Russian technology that they're hiding from the rest of the-
Hey, what's good bro?
Shit, chilling, killing, you know what it is though.
Hey, you smoke?
Got your whip right there?
You smoke weed?
You want to smoke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, though.
Hey, I got something better than that, yo.
Shit, but we're late on me though.
Hey, come here.
Yeah, I got some shit that this shit like you know that first time you smoked weed out of a soda can and you went to your friend's house and ate a whole bag of Doritos when he was right right this like that but better dog this gonna make you feel like the first time you was ever high but better yo like you
than that dog hey this motherfucking like you know when motherfuckers say when they dying of hypothermia
that they get that warm feeling and then they at peace with their death this like that but it's
all the time and it's not addictive yo ain't it's not addictive dog that sounds true it's not it
really is not yeah i got it all right here yo oh shit you want to try this shit this right there
this that shit this really that shit bro this shit will make you feel like you know we know we
gotta try it don't you got i mean you got to yeah
hey but listen make sure you motherfucking lean against them like be up against the wall because
this shit gonna make you like your legs are you they ain't gonna work they'll be fit leaning
Oh my god, oh, yeah, so we're having too good though, and I need more dough. Hey, then hey, I have more
He got more I have more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Here he got solution Mike the plug
Mike the plug. Yeah, take my number. I got more also. I'll trade guns for this shit, too
I got a gun right now you can give me a fucking minute.
Alright, hey, hand it over.
Two from one gun.
Okay, yeah, easy.
Look at that.
With the bullets, kid.
With the bullets.
And I'm gonna give you your sample for free too, so that's free.
Hey, what do you up now, though?
How much I can give you in like $16,000?
I'll hook you up.
Alright.
Wait, wait, hold on. That shit's still good on the screens.
I mean, hey, I'm I try to try that shit real because once
it makes you try to feel like you could take seven bullets to the chest and walk it off.
Okay, here. Let me like he said.
Yeah, just try to give me instructions real quick. Let me kind of get over here real quick, dawg.
Y'all security here? Y'all security? Yeah, security.
Oh, hey, if y'all security, you want that because motherfucking, hey, hey, you do that shit.
shit what look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him there we go there we go right
there look just walk right hey just let him know I'm saying let them go on his little trip
the stars in the galaxies in the moon
like all some cosmetic type shit dog for
real I see the divine astral projection
dog
yeah
oh yeah oh yeah that's good oh you know he
he was right dog I don't feel addicted at
all though yeah he's good my
strong as hell though it's non-addicted
Yeah, non-addictive for real, that's what I'm saying
You got to lean over and like full-fint lean right there
He good, motherfucker
Alright
But hey, y'all got my number if you want more, I mean I'm, you probably sell that shit for a thousand, I bet
Yeah, I don't have that right now, you ain't gotta go nowhere
You got it?
You got 15,000 right now?
It's an ATM right over there
Alright, go get that
Hey, what's good, you the motherfucker from the phone?
Yeah
Alright, you got the money?
the money yeah you bet all right where you go
there you go man all right yeah I'm a hook you up hold up
yep I'm stumbling now someone said Penta I'm gonna fix the cops also Penta
I'm gonna get the whole server addicted to drugs
I feel like even even with this
I'm still gonna be going here. It is. No one catch me though.
All right.
Yep.
shit man okay yep there you go
that's just a cure dog give you call you know let me know if you need more
real you know yep I'm trapping out the bigger shot dog alright man thank you I
put it in the burger shop that's where you get smart
I
Hear that animal you do that you never oh, yeah
All right
All right, I'm gonna hook you up
I
Hey, I'm gonna give you a big care package
Here I'll put it back in the bag
Be careful with this amount for real
I appreciate you bro. I we go be
Yeah, I think someone did I appreciate your bro. I'm gonna go invest my money
two of them tell why I got to why I got why I got two of them bitches
though and shit is dumb don't make no sense I got it like that yeah I'm ready
to buy another coat yeah fucker red light I'm saying I got shit places to be
dog
truck money wanted drug money too great place let me go see real quick
Hey, I'm gonna be back. I'm ready to buy another car though. I don't work here. Sell me a car
Hey, come here. Yeah, what up? Okay, get in y'all
Where are you going? Get in yo look at this car. You ain't you told me you ain't gonna get in
I mean, we got business to do here, but I mean, I guess we got business in this car. Yo, come on
You tell me you ain't going to get in.
Okay.
Well, I mean, it's a nice car.
That's what I'm saying, yo.
How you going to not get in this?
You know what I'm saying?
Well, they're sure.
Well, I mean, you're a stranger, and I feel like this is really good.
Hey, how about this?
My name's Mike Block.
Now we ain't strangers, yo.
What your name is?
I'm Dr. Teller.
You a doctor?
Yeah.
Perfect, yo.
Hey, come on.
Oh, wow, this is bringing back so many memories, hey Bobby.
Memories of what, yo?
I don't know.
Uh, when we were hiding from a serial killer pretending to be a hobo over here.
Hey, you know how you a doctor?
Yeah.
Bruh, I have a new medicine.
Okay.
This shit, it gon' make your patients feel like they good forever.
the best thing that ever happened to them in their life is happening whenever they want
times a million dog look at that yes what is it hey this shit you know that motherfucking
christmas morning when you got a that is a kid when you got the present you've been
wanting all year and you got it you won't wrapped it is it like fentanyl this is that
Feeling times a million whenever you want it dog
Okay, you know what I'm saying
All right, sure you want to try it
Last time I
Was given drugs I
It was also it was a it was a serial killer. No dog. No. Hey, this is not addictive. Oh
I mean I
I don't I don't even drink. Yeah, this is an alcohol. So that's perfect
What is it tell me what it is here?
You're holding it you're holding it really aggressively, and I'm scared. I'm trying to hand it to you goddamn
Fuck you think I am some kind of hood terrorists
That fuck is that hey shoot that shit up, bro
No, no, no, no, you got to.
No, no, no, you can have that.
No, no, no, no.
You think that you can't?
In front of me like that?
I don't fucking play like that shit for real, though.
All right, all right, hold on.
OK, OK, OK.
Come down.
No, I ain't calm.
Do that shit now.
Oh, yeah, I don't even drink alcohol.
I just decided this is it.
Do it.
Spoon, I don't even know what to do with this.
No, look at it.
Object yourself.
It's not a spoon.
It just looks like one.
I don't know why.
Okay, why okay? Why they gave me a syringe yeah, that's right. It's fluid shoot that shit up dog and you
Hey, this shit called it. This shit called K because it gonna make you feel
Okay, you feel me this should call little John because it make you feel okay
You know I'm saying yeah, do that
Do that inject yourself with shit a stranger gave you
Hey, hey, hey, I feel really pure pressure. If you know, then you might be in danger. Hey, hey, hey, oh
I don't play about any of that shit, bro
Hey, either be come a fiend or become a lick
Now you shoot it oh
Oh, oh put it in your vein. Hey, they called me because you go feel okay. Hey
He has made a whole song he made a whole song
Yeah, come on do it. I don't really want to do this mr. Block. All right. You want me to call you want me to go get the
The Convincer?
The Convincer?
Yeah.
What's that?
Yeah, that's rather convincing.
Okay.
Sweet.
Okay.
I'll do it.
There you go. Just real quick. Damn.
Can I do like half?
Yeah.
Okay.
There you go. There you go. Yes.
Okay, okay, okay, there you go. Oh, there she goes
You good
What did you do the word hold on? What did you do? Hey chill with that shit? She did that to herself dog. Well, okay, sure
Is she alive? Did you just kill that? What the fuck and she good look at her dog. She's never been better
Look at her
Yeah, is she alive she's never been more alive. Okay, does that look like someone that a having a good time?
Possibly good
What did you just what did you give her I told you it's that she called K
Okay, where did you get it did you manufacture it Beijing?
Beijing yeah, I took a boat over from Beijing. I get a lot of medical supplies from Beijing
Yeah, they should they sold that for the low because they said some about winning the culture war. I don't fucking know
I'm gonna be real so now all I heard was money time
They said my coos on flood the whole city with this bitch
Now
Coming out of her mouth is that normal is she okay with that?
Yeah, she good
She just geekin
They said being chillin' and money talkin'.
Hey, can we get her back to the hospital?
Can we borrow your car?
No, I can't be seen with a theme like that in my whip.
That's like, you know what I'm saying,
uh, what's that called? Statue of Limitation or some shit?
Oh, I can't fuck with that.
Awesome legal shit.
Okay. Alright.
I'll tell you what, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna take the rev, I'm gonna take the rev.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The worst thing you could, she might throw up,
you start movin' her around, oh, you just got a letter, you know what I'm sayin'?
She good! What do you mean hospital? She good!
I this doesn't seem good. What do you mean? She's good
How is she not when she is I know her as being a person on her legs
Now I go what
I'm
I'm actually I'm actually in recovery the last time I did drugs. It was under a bridge similar to this and I almost
Yeah, but this one isn't addictive
I'm telling you dog. I swear to God. It's not you know, you know the man said that about the crack
How you go? How you gonna need to recover from something that ain't got like you good
You know I'm saying
You know the color of this is kind of upsetting me a little bit
You good? Why don't we just take her and this back to the hospital? Hey, I'll tell you what
Why don't you do what she's doing and then you fun to meet her on whatever galaxy she in find her there?
I you know I'm saying y'all gonna like do some like interstellar shit. You know I'm talking about
And there's an episode of movie in a cell what was he screaming?
Hey, I don't know. Yeah, I'm getting your money. Yeah. Nah. What was he saying?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I never said I'm not even a fan. I will try that. It'll all make
sense. You don't even gotta watch it. It'll make sense after you do the shit.
Try it. Yeah. Why don't I just why don't I just test this.
Hey, that's not real. Are you some kind of bitch or something?
Not a. Hey, now you know, is this your woman or like what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah. Yeah. We're a thing now.
So how the fuck are you gonna let her do that?
But you ain't.
You look like she gonna think you a bitch.
Well I don't want her to think that I'm a bitch.
You better do that shit, Pandora.
That I'm boring, cause my ex-wife thought I was boring.
Exactly, you wanna go through that again?
She did that shit and you just gonna not like some kind of bitch?
Tell you what, I'll let, let me think about it.
Okay, I guess I'll do this.
Yeah, there you go.
Smart.
Okay, alright.
That's smart like that.
Yeah, what happened?
I don't know what happened.
Do it again.
There you go.
Yeah, you're doing it.
Okay.
Yes you are, you are doing drugs under a bridge
with those strangers.
This is not addictive.
Yeah, dog, this is shit good.
You enlightened me, would you Mr. Blah?
Huh?
Yeah, it's not, dog.
see you good hey they say they're nothing pure the junkie love
I'm saying
I'm saying
I'm not fucking um
Fucking uh, wreck her for a dream dog
This is Jennifer Conley
Miley Reigns. Yeah, she looked good in that too until you know all that. Yeah
Yeah.
No lady's name I don't remember.
Yup.
Yup, that's a movie.
You like that shit?
I actually really do like this.
Yeah, it's really good.
Yeah, take my phone number.
Here, you can buy some or I can...
So there are a couple ways you can buy,
or I trade for gun,
Or if you bring me someone that want to try it I'll I'll give them one for free and you one for free
By one get one straight no no not even buy one just like like if you bring me a first-time
Sampler, then even got by it just sample the shit and then you get one
Okay
You feel me
you good over there you good yeah see so you good you got my number Mike the plug make
Make sure you got it.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna let you chill.
I
I
Zombie event yeah
I eat Arby's a click pent up. That's a good Friday. Happy Friday guys
Hey, what's good dog, I want to buy another car
I got you. I got you.
Me and my brother will be having a double team this year. VIP client.
Hey, let me show you all what I got.
Oh, hold up. I'm going to call.
Oh, all right. Yep. Take your time.
Hey, what's good? This mic deployed.
Hey, man. Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's good?
You meet me under the bridge?
Yeah, I got you.
Okay. All right.
you want a triple team this thing?
I anyways, let's just see what's going on.
Well you already got one.
Look at this.
Let's see what's going on.
We went off.
Are you going for a trade in here?
No, I just bought it.
I think I just want to buy another one.
Oh, another ball out.
Oh, we only had one in stock as far as I know.
We'd have to custom order it.
It wouldn't be here until tomorrow, sir.
Oh, dog.
But I can tell you right now we have a couple of nice vehicles.
Amazingly.
As well, in stock right now.
I got $40,000 cash, looking at give me you look for something like you kind of
more speedy than this or you're looking for storage would be looking for what
you go I need something that says I'm I'm a drug dealer instantly
recognizable as one moon beam for you can sit six it's actually it's a
vein but it's got kind of a hot rod type engine in it it's big it's loud it
says I've got a lot of stuff in here come try it that's awesome shit like like
What's the most expensive bitch you got dog right now? We have a phoenix. It's gonna be about 127k right now
Let me see it. Yeah, let's take a look. Let's take a look at the flagship vehicle right now. Actually, it's already out back
Hey, Roche just doing some business in Roche
Oh yeah, we got some business!
Yeah, how about that meeting? We good for that meeting?
Yeah, it means good!
Come on back, the Phoenix Tanks are already pulled out right now. What is this fucking truck doing?
Check this thing out right here.
Right over here.
We haven't finished this with a plate right now, but this is the car. It's our flagship model.
It's going for about $127k right now. This is the Phoenix Tanks.
It's up to $135k or something on the highway, I heard.
Damn!
For real fucking amazing. I'm telling you it is our flag
Except we had a cheetah classic yesterday, but we sold it to some supreme justice guy bought it for a hundred thousand cash
Hey, can y'all fix it up?
And then I got to do some business and then I could come back and look at it
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna clean up for you all stuff. We're gonna detail. Yeah, we can do that, right?
Hey, what's good, y'all?
What's up in the night, right?
What's good?
Hey, what's good big dogs? Hey, you doing you to you the big guy on the streets? I hear you
Maybe and see if we get a refair on you know, maybe get a white
Hey for real that shit's flying all the show
Hey, bro, I'm telling you I'm mad at myself. I'm not your dog. Hi. Hey, I'm gonna come
All right. Hey, I'll call you back though. Let me finish selling it. Let me finish
I
Yes
MPDM accounts Mars this shit. Oh shit. Oh, hey for real
Well, how much have you gone? I mean this shit straight from Beijing you feel me?
No, I feel it
All hey, these motherfuckers said something about win the culture war my zone down all I heard was being chillin and money time
time. Yeah. And what you
the pen? Like how much you
know they the more you buy the
cheaper it become type shit.
You feel me on that bro?
Yeah, I must have a key
put into that box or something.
I can box you up dog.
I am the plug.
Well, how much is like 50
I'll let that go for about 20 rack
Yeah
Deal
Yeah, hi, we're out
See that two businessmen together on that. Where you want to meet?
Under the bridge no, no, that's where I meet someone else
else. She's got to win. Let me hold. Hell no. That story's bigger than one year. Yeah,
just in here. My number dog. Yeah, yeah. We'll set up a deal. Yeah, because my shit is I got
a my shit is doing numbers. I got to keep it pushing dog. We ready to push man. Hey,
Marcus down for a buy there. All right, you got it. Yo, hey, hit me up when you got the
money together dog yeah let's go I'm buying another car this is why they love
it
All right, we gotta go under the bridge
It's gonna be funny if Pentalese they got no more left. No there is you can make this in RP. This is just me introducing it
I
I
What you want, bro
There's a fellow under the bridge that wants some of this shit man
We're at bringing the customer where he is under under I
Hey, you ain't go through all that already did you
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No
Nobody wants to do it. Hey shit
You sure?
They're all fucking scared man.
I think I read it.
Hey man.
Haha.
Hahaha.
Oh my shit.
I'm just gonna go back to the game and see what happens.
What have I done?
I've created greatness.
This motherfucker looked like he had done it.
No, he's fine.
I swear.
This motherfucker I have done it before.
I'm definitely not trying to get another one for free or anything.
Oh, he's fine.
You done this shit?
I'm so I'm so fine man. You don't think I know a junkie when I see one yo
Why are you fucking with my time and money dog?
Matter of fact motherfucker bring me a motherfucker that really ain't never done this shit, or you cut off completely
I'm gonna tell anyone in town to never sell to you dog
Why are you fucking with me dog, how much is it man? How much money you got?
Like I don't know like fucking 20k, maybe fucking yeah, how much you give me for like a lot of like
I got like a lot of money. I want you to give me you got 20 a you bring me 20k right now and
I'm a little fucking hook you up
For real? Like for real?
I'mma plug you for real
Yo gimme your ear or whatever
Yeah, I'mma plug you, alright?
Mike?
Yeah, Mike the plug
Alright, I'll...
I'll hit you up in like a little bit
Alright, yo
Fuck yeah dude
Fuck yeah dude
My economy reset.
Instant Drug Epidemic.
Welcome to Chase 2.0.
Rehab RP is about to hit.
Yep.
C-I-A-R-P, let's go home.
Oh, here we go.
They're already on it!
They're already fucking doing it man!
Holy shit.
That's awesome.
GSF got him, GSF got him for sure, alright, I'm not going to fuck with their shit man.
Flood in the streets.
Good morning from India. Oh Jesus. Captain India. Let me hold 50 for 10K. Damn. Hey,
what's good? Hey, what's up, Mike, man? What's good, dog? I'm on your block. Oh, yeah. Hey,
we having a party down here anyway, dog. For real? Yeah, man. We got Batman on the fucking
Mixers man. He's playing some music and shit. All right. I'm gonna come through. All right. Oh, I'm about to be
I'm about to come through
All right, all right
Hey, who the fuck is this? Hey, it's Mike block. What's good? Oh shit. What up with it?
Hey, the morning to y'all moving that shit. Oh, yeah, we didn't we moving a lot of it
Yeah, hey, you get them big motherfuckers with it. It looked like
yeah they dropped 10 bands on that damn I hey y'all need more shit always all right
we're the big man yo shit let me make a phone call
hey Rodney I'm with Mike he said he got more first if we want to buy more yeah
He's right here. So what's up? Hey, what's good? Hey, hold up. Yeah, what's good?
Yeah, I'll be there
I'm gonna block though. All right. I just got a call the road. I'm gonna come back through though. I show
I mean shit 15
All right, I'll give you 50 for 15
I'm trying to pay for my third car payment
I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back through real quick
Dog PDM has never looked
Dude, if you just put a funny animation to something, people are like, oh, yeah.
crocodile epidemic hits Los Santos
Was good
Hey, what's good, yo
Yeah, we just made we just made
I
She the motherfucker yeah, you want to try this shit
Yeah, I would yeah, thank you. Hey y'all got a cell. Hey, let me hear that. Let me hear y'all sell it to her. You know what I'm saying
She know what she doing hey this shit
motherfucking you know when you was eight years old and you wanted a PlayStation 2 so fucking bad and you finally got one
I
Wish it like that better dog
That's amazing. Yeah, I want to feel good
This is gonna be the best you ever felt in your life dog and you can replicate it anytime you can relive it all
It's all in this dog
It's all in this remember I made you certain for dicks for that for that rock that we got back in today
I understand. Okay. All right. You know what you're doing. Okay. Yeah. I understand. Okay.
Here. All right. There you go. Thank you. What is it? Hey, but make sure. Hey, make sure you
motherfucking do that. You like stand up against the wall because that should go and motherfucking
kick you in the face, yo, for real. You're gonna need some shit. Yeah, you're gonna need some shit
to lead on. Get posted up. Let me get posted up. I'm gonna need to test the product too, man.
I think I want to do a big deal like we were talking about.
And I, I, cool, yo. The free one, right? The free
you
you
you
you
you
I love you, you're so beautiful, thank you so much.
Thank you, dog. Yeah, that's all shit
Yeah, so
Yeah, yeah, you got it. Yeah
Hi, we in business
Fuck yeah dude!
I should have skidded.
Hey, back away! Damn! Back off!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, alright.
So when you, so when you have over a certain amount, chat, this prop,
I think it's over 50k, this prop automatically spawns on your back.
It's a cool little feature.
Will that guy just give me 20?
I mean, I'll give him 40.
I feel like that's pretty good.
Did she get me 22?
That was awesome.
I
Here you go, yo oh fire
Dude hell yeah, hey have fun dog hit me up if you need more
Hey, I actually didn't get your number actually. I here you go. What's your name stitch stitch?
Hi a stitch. I got you bro. Hit me up. I'm gonna be hey
I'm gonna be I'm going on a motherfucking 24-hour drug dealing spree. Oh shit. I might get some
on my hip. Any time yo at any time
I might I might just turn this into a 24-hour strict. I've got a feel of this just going on a fucking crazy fucking run
Or until I get on
what's good dog it's just mr. mack yeah what's good yeah yeah what's good
I did it all but I was driving my car and it hurts you got something to make
the pain. Yeah, I got you. I got your medicine where you is.
Close to to plan B. I'm gonna meet you at plan B. Okay, just
heard so that I'm gonna come through. I'm gonna come through.
Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay.
I
Was good, yo, you know what up, bro
We said how much I gave you 15k you said you're gonna give me 50. I yeah, I'll do that
But only cuz you move it move it move it good. Oh
Oh brother, I'm moving all right fuck it
Like the CIA right now. Oh god. All right, fuck it. Let's just get rich
There you go
Oh
I
Hey, but if we admit this though we admit this you feel me if I have any issues
You let me know bro. I got you
If you're gonna be my supplier bro, I'll offer you dog. All right for show
I don't. Alright, then, peace.
Maybe you don't even need to sell to MBCs. No, you don't. But that's what I like it when drugs are...
So, this is how we're designing all the drugs.
Cool for RP, um, you know, has some fun little, like, RPG stats to them, because that's kind of fun.
But then also you can't sell them to NBC's like if you want, you know if you like cornering because I think cornering school
Like I like when gangs just sit around a corner. I think it's cool. I think it's immersive also the cornering system is really fun
So if it checks all those boxes, then then we add it, you know what I mean?
NBC drug dealing is boring I
Disagree man. I mean I understand why you're saying that but our cornering system is really fucking cool
it's really in death people people aren't even to the people are even close to the end of it yet
it gets it gets pretty crazy
it gets pretty fucking crazy the more you level it
the cops don't get alerted yeah i like that the cops don't get alerted like they do but it's
It's pretty rare, especially at higher tiers, but I think it's, I think it's better if cops
actually have to do go and like look for handoffs, just because it's so easy to see, like, on
On our server, they literally walk away with a giant bag of fucking wheat, you know?
So I feel like it's so easy to catch them doing it, that they also don't need the pinks.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
I gotta buy another car.
Maybe general area pings? No, I think the pings are perfect for dealing. I don't think that we should adjust it at all.
I don't think it needs any adjustments. I think it's fine.
Yeah, exactly cops don't need to get fucking alerted for everything
There should be some things that the cops on ironic honor on ironically do just need to investigate for it
I think that's one of them
You know
like it really doesn't take it doesn't take that long to just do a lap around
the south side and see if people are selling you know I mean if they're just
standing out there they're probably also selling drugs okay wait a minute was
that okay to say wait hold on a second
Uh...
It might be gonna make a cop in real life.
Stupid question.
It might be...
Are there mechanics for raiding?
Yeah.
Of course there are.
Doors that are locked picked locked picked are locked cops can literally kick them down. It's fucking badass
Like cops don't have to lock big doors. They just fucking kick them down. It's sick
You'd love a chase or a beauty
Yeah, I so I'm trying to find a merch person right now because I want to do like plan B branded
merch and like Polito branded merch shit like that you know so I'm trying to
find someone to do that right now
Hey, back away from him.
Back away from him.
Back away from him.
Back away from him, yo.
Back away, dog.
Here, here, here, here.
I got you.
I got your medicine here.
I got you.
It's okay.
You're okay.
I got you.
I got you. It's okay. You're okay now. You're okay. I got your medicine. I got your medicine
Take your medicine. Take your medicine. You're okay now, Sal.
I'll say he left the table.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're okay.
That thing is real slow.
Oh, wow.
There you go.
There you go, Sal.
Oh, he's relaxed.
Wow.
Look, he's still good to go.
He's just sitting in the nap.
He's not shaking anymore.
Anyone else want a free dose of medicine?
Go, medicine?
I love medicine.
We love medicine.
You said sure first, I think.
Here you go.
Hey, this shit gonna make you feel like
The best you ever felt in your life like you wrapped in a blanket floating through the clouds and nothing gonna bother you ever
Hey
You're the one that said why are you?
Huh?
Are you the one that said why are you?
Yeah, I'm the OG and everybody.
Yeah, I am.
We're trying to get it set up and with some context up.
Hey, if it were me, I'd just go to the south side and ask around, motherfucker.
For real.
I don't care about the drug, we're trying to set it up.
What you mean, set what up?
It kept on getting dirty.
Huh?
Did you cook that yourself?
What you talking about?
We tried to set up in Bolido, but it keeps being dirty.
Oh, you trying to make it yourself?
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering if you made it yourself.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna help you out here, get in.
Okay.
Yeah, I got you, my bad.
That was your day going.
How's your day going?
All right, so what you got to make it then?
Oh, they have all the supplies, but they didn't.
They had dirty needles, and that's
what was, you know, the dirt is the rinses,
so we couldn't figure out how to clean them.
Oh, shit, yeah.
OK, here, I'm going to help you out.
OK.
Yeah, I'm going to help you out more, Morgans.
Yeah, yeah.
We're working with the police and government,
and it's going well.
For real?
Yeah, yeah.
I am, I'll help you out with that, alright.
Okay.
This is hitting odds, that was-
Hey, motherfuckers love it, dawg.
Yeah, for real.
Alright, so now you're gonna want to put your hands up, motherfucker.
Hey, why?
Hey, this city's mine, dawg, motherfuckers di-
Hey, only motherfuckers did be dealin'?
Buy this shit from me.
Don't try to replicate my product, dawg.
But we were doing it first we just couldn't figure it out for real. Yeah now you're doing it last
All right, let me double-check and make sure there's no issue with making it
I don't think there is they probably just don't know dirty news I'll try to do the process
Not on stream though, because if I did it then everyone would know, not to do it instantly somehow.
How would they know? I wonder.
I looked into it not too long ago it should be fine at least I was able to
cook it um could you just quadruple check for me and can you can you just
make sure that you that all of those items are available to get in-game and
not just through the admin menu because I've no way I know that we've
accidentally done that before. Thank you, Mathers.
The second way into that. Well, you know, I mean, it happens sometimes. Trust me, it
works. I swear that some people have made it, though. I swear to God that some
people have made it. They just, they're just the functionality for it just wasn't
yet because when we said hey let's put the functionality for crocodile and we
set it to a call full of everyone except for the person who actually had that
code in there Mathers because it was Christmas week
and he wasn't there understandably but that was a bit of a favorite soda I'd
I'd have to say, my wife.
Pass that.
The second favorite soda.
This is a rare spawn soda.
OK?
You don't see these in the wild a lot, OK?
Barks, strawberry cream soda is insane.
Every time I see one of those, I grab that mother.
Because you don't see them in the wild a lot.
That exists.
Yes, and they're crazy.
It's rare.
Yes, the only place I can ever find them is Jet's pizzas.
But boy, they are good.
I like red sodas.
I don't know.
Yeah, I just think red sodas are good.
Strawberry cream, dr. Pepper. Oh, I like that cherry dr. Pepper a lot
Hello and welcome to PDM's today. What can we do for you sir? My bad? I have a gun out
Yeah, it happens. It happens. Hey, all right. I'm ready to buy that car. I think
The Phoenix right now is getting getting inspected and then repaired right now
Talk maybe we double-check and see if there's anything else in the catalog
You'd like to go over first falls getting detailed no problem
Of course, but it's getting a nice and detailed and washed up for you. I believe all right. What's your second most expensive car?
Yo, dude, we got who we got a look what you're done with the Bola. Hey, thanks, dog
Let me make sure it's locked because I got a ton of drugs in the back
That's how I made all this money
Dude alright imagine flooding the city just getting everyone addicted and then I instantly go
I'm like, well guys, I'm actually in on a hunt.
I'm pretty new to the city, so I was trying to get a bench line on what I should be going
for or something.
Hey, fuck it, I'll buy you a car.
Hey, see, there you go.
Okay.
What would you like to buy?
It looks like this gentleman's offering to buy you a car.
Yeah, but you're gonna have to do some work for me some work
Hey buy whatever you want
Take take a look at our catalog over here
Hey, bro, if you want to
Pull yourself up by your own and sell drugs like
the old do you know?
That shit that you tried the motherfucking city
feeding for right now bro?
Yeah come here yo.
How much money you got?
Ten thousand dollars.
Bring me that ten thousand motherfucker.
I'm gonna plug you.
I'm gonna hook you up actually with Fitty doses of this shit.
I swear to God you turned that into Fitty racks in an hour.
Okay, cool
Just giving it away
This is the best way to do it. This is how the CIA did it because when I get drug trafficking
I won't be able to sell any for like a fucking it's just gonna be gone
It's gonna be done and then people are gonna have to figure out how to do it mechanically
Alright
I'm not sure
Come on for 285 that's 24 cent off right right out here ready to go
All right, can I just can I defer the cash? Yeah, you did ashes should be like 28 like 25 or something
There you go. Yeah, that sounds like a good deal for that. Jesus. All right. Yeah, we'll get you sort of hold up
I gotta give you the rest just getting scammed by PDM
Don't you know that a turner costs like $8,000 for you as well, sir. If you'd like
Oh yeah, that sounds good dog. Alright, come on, yo.
Let's get you this paperwork, man.
Alright.
This is the beauty of not caring that much about the economy, because criminals are eventually
gonna go in on huts anyway, so it doesn't matter.
And just letting the RP flow.
You know what I mean?
That's kinda how I feel.
When we talk about, like, bouncing the economy, I'm like, dog, most of these motherfuckers
are eventually gonna get a hunt and lose everything anyways.
It really doesn't matter.
now get in yo
this is been done huh hey bro you hey drive around the city yo every corner
got someone motherfucking K lead and dog I a this is the blueprint I'm giving it
to you right now dog this is the key to success come on yo hey back up back up
back up I'm gonna get it out for you I might be running kind of low actually I
might need to do another China run oh no we're good we're good baby
Hey, this is the cheapest I've sold it for dog and I'm doing this because I believe in your hustle dog
Hey, I really do appreciate it. There's two pit bulls in you. All right. One of them wants to sell drugs
The other wants to mull a toddler to death and you got to choose which one wins the fight you feel me
I feel you. Yeah. I'm gonna sell drugs. Here you go, dog
Oh, yeah, hey go flip that shit for real
Good luck dog
Can you give me a look back to the play again?
No, you got it motherfucking you know I'm saying now your journey started
I can only motherfucking give you the blueprint. I can't build the motherfucking park for you
You're gonna set the pit bulls loose and you feel me dog. I feel ya. All right
Journey started
Hey, you like that car?
Yeah, it's nice.
For real?
So what are we doing?
All right, give me your number, dog.
I'm going to hit you up.
Sure.
All right, here mine is.
Hold up.
Yeah, hold up here come
All right, cool. Yo, I'm gonna hit you open a little bit
Now I just put all the shit in her truck I just have her driver
We got to get Sarexa on it.
My name is Sarexa.
It's good gunner right here.
I mean if this doesn't get Trav on the server then I just fucking give up.
What the fuck?
Damn, this is turning into fucking filled up the RP, what the hell is that?
of
Well, I mean, yeah, that's true, but what the fuck
Hey, you sell narrow trades. He needs some heroin to save his wedding this month. Hey go to the south side dog
That's those motherfuckers
God damn it. Well, you got any like ecstasy man. Go to the south side. Ask them motherfuckers dog
What do you got motherfucker? Hey chill the fuck out talking to me like that. He's a war hero. Oh
Oh
And a black belt hey, I don't play like that, bro
Hey you for the day for real all right stay here
Don't fucking move
We got a tech now I think weapons what we got AP pistol, okay
there we go
hey motherfucker come out on bitch
yeah hey what's good now motherfucker what's good now
shit okay I didn't know it was okay I didn't know was that got it have we
balance that
oh I just have we okay hold on a damn second
I
Okay
Could have been low-hp
Whoopsies the various point blank shit was kind of hard
That shit was kind of hard
Oops, might be time to have her drive. Yeah
It looked like you it looked like you killed him with a command
Yeah
It was a command AP pistol
I
Power word admin I can't believe this guy spawned in a gun with thermovolts. Yeah, I
Sure did
are there no cops on I mean I think they're on on some bullshit
hey hey what's good can you meet me somewhere so where I'm uh you know the
bridge that by the motherfucking vanilla unicorn? Oh, Harry's bridge? Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, exactly, dog. Yeah, I'm over here. I'm under I'm in like the parking lot.
All right, I'll be there. I'm from the plan B. So give me a minute. Hi.
This shit might be broken. Oops.
I heard all the cops logged off to not get aids
Smart wait that's kind of smart
This is awesome.
Some good RPG.
And it can only get better.
I'm thinking I just go like I said until I get up until I get drug trafficking, which
Could be never.
You know what I mean?
Where do I have to the doctors?
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Mike!
No!
Mike, baby, why?
Bingbong or Shappie, amazing use of the syringe emoji.
I need the armor, man.
Wait, is walking like this gonna turn out to be RS?
I
Was good y'all hey hey was good. Hey just stay in the car
I just need you to drive me around a little bit
Okay, it's all good
You could shot or something yeah something
Hey, can you pop that bit?
I
Cool
Was good, hey, let me make sure my car locked
Yeah, Mike, it's show from PDM. Yeah, it was good. My look is
That phoenix has come back mate tip top detailed ready to go for real
for real all right let me go and get it yeah cool I'm on the way yo cool dog
quick
all right let's go hey let's go to a PDM I'm gonna buy another car hey what's
your name dog yeah it's nice to meet you dog nice to meet you Mike what you'd
be doing for money sometimes I'm trying to get my feet off the grounds for real
for real hey I mean if you just drive me around I could help you
sure I mean fuck it yeah well not you know I just lock it
hey just a minute to see you got your car nice and ready for you to get wax in
back right now if you'd like to go ahead and see it and do the paperwork we can get you out of here
quickly. All right cool yo. Yeah let's come on in. Are you looking to uh you want the finance like
the baller you're just trying to pay out right here? I mean shit it depends how much is it?
Uh we're looking around the 160 mark and then that's before taxes. Yeah let me finance it dog.
Alrighty uh what is your down payment looking like? What's the minimum with the highest interest?
I got $50,000 on me right now let's do it he's got $50,000 down for it we're good
Yeah, yeah, I can go out a little bit on there.
I think it's a good idea.
I think we should take it.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
All right, come on out.
Yeah, yeah, yo.
Yeah, it's out back.
I told the boys to wax it up for you.
I'm telling you right now, you're going to love this thing.
Best car I've ever driven in the city.
And I sold a Cheetah Classic yesterday and this thing is nice.
For real?
There it is.
look at it look at it yeah yeah that bitch is nice dog this is before any
customization
hey yeah that bitch is nice oh yeah I'm gonna need that all right let me see
I'll try to get the paper so you get a good drive-in already what is your state
ID server 11913
I
What's this asking for on your side is that is that 56 for five
$20,000 a week. Yeah, I could swing that I bet yeah
It looks good to you and you've got the deposit you can go inside and it'll be all yours. All right. I
Think I had it. Let me try again. Yeah. Yeah, let me see here. What's that ID?
uh, 1,1,9,1,3
and I got, 58,000 on me
so maybe like the taxes or some shit I don't fucking know
yeah let me bump it out yeah we'll get it figured out
alright
just gonna repo demose
see how does that look, how does that look for you on your side
I tried to bump up the interest a little bit
Little for the payment. Did you see that one? No, I didn't see it. Fuck. All right one more time ID one one one nine one three
Yeah
Let's say how does that look oh
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's better dog. Okay. Yeah, let's do that stretch the interest way out for you
Yeah, that helps dog. All right. Yeah, you're just signed there and it should be good to go. Oh shit. My bad. Do it again
I forgot I had cash. Oh, that's right shit one one nine one three
Yeah, one one nine one three up
All right, how's that how's that?
Yep
Yep done dog. All right. Here's the keys sir. Joe your brand new vehicle. Thank you, yo
And you know if you have any questions about pay payments or whatever just come let us know, right?
I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, enjoy. Thanks for the purchase. Have a nice day, my friend. Thank you. Thanks, y'all.
If you ever need anything cleaning, just come back by. We'll get it all cleaned up for you. For free?
Yep. Shit, I... Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
I
Hey, just meet me motherfucking on the Southside parking garage yo
Okay, she's got some giddy up to her.
This one absolutely does the cops.
This fucker, I bet you it only caused them like $40,000 though.
I think I just got scammed hard.
Oh shoot, that's so hard.
Damn.
What's good?
Hey, what's cracking, Clug?
Hey, what's good, yo?
Yo, want that shit?
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Alright, where is you?
Uh, you want me to the jetty?
The jetty?
Yeah, the jetty.
Who's that? Who's jetty?
You know where's the clips Boulevard need great great ocean. Hi. It's a little parking garage. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be there
All right, perfect. I'll be waiting
Hey, we got to go somewhere real quick
I need to be registered
You all right
Yeah, fuck it. Oh problem. Hey, let me put it. I can't I don't know fucking parking garage won't fit or some shit
Let me just put it up a level yo
Can't just park with this menu
that issues and bug reports I will escalate the issue because that's what I do I fucking
escalate
Yeah, hey, you know where the jetty is
Like oh, yeah, he mean this shit
Yeah
You just drive me around. I'll just give you money dog
Hi, cool
Hey, but you got to get there quick. Yo, cuz my phone's stable on up
Sounds like it every two fucking seconds. Yeah, that's true
That shit really does happen to me dog
I take it
You've got something that everybody fucking wants. Yeah, it's true. I'm like I do like import export shit
Yeah, there's drugs in your truck that kind of figured
the amount of money you dropped on the car.
Yeah, it's the best way to make money.
I don't know why everyone just doesn't do this.
Yeah, but the amount they were trying to charge me in the banner, I don't fucking blame you.
Yeah, for real.
Oh
You didn't do anything
Hey, hey, hey.
Any chance you can bring her to a hot dog restaurant too?
Yeah.
Look at my video.
I can see you holding the camera.
I got an issue, dawg.
Sorry.
Let's see.
Hi there, Officer.
I'm Frank.
Swibb the LSBD, Lysin' Fleet.
Am I looking at her?
Yeah.
You don't see that?
You guys ever drink coffee?
No, I just come to one.
I'm faded, man.
Aw.
I don't know what's happening.
You're like a fucking hot dog or something, man.
What am I looking at?
On the phone, bro.
On the phone.
You don't see?
I can't see a sheet.
The only reason I had is my foot being stuck to the pedal.
All right.
What the freaking hat?
You mean that?
Yeah.
That's the thing?
Yeah.
You know, a new car.
You know?
Your foot is...
Well, I've had a few new cars in my time.
My foot had never been stuck to the pedal.
How was your foot?
Well, that makes me honest.
It's a PDM car, you know what I mean?
All right.
You're driving fast because it's fun?
Well, I mean, a new car.
Hello?
know what's he freaking doing we pulled over oh shoot he's like you're on
the internet you better not be filming this
I'm breaking brand new today you better not post this on social media
is it good for what the shit all in between what am i freaking freak out man
i need this shit man i'm here he was 30,000 dollars and can't you show me
love yous old hey i'm panicking
twelve years old yeah give or take hey i might i might need something
i'm outside the movie studio you gotta help me dawg all right all right
i'll make you a quick way to give it all back
it's all in the trouble for you to go ahead you do be uh it be nice be good to the
Good to go to him. So you coffee, right?
And you said you were well, well, my good buddy, Hank,
he gave me a good old cup of coffee.
And it's really yummy.
I've been smoking cigarettes in the mines all day. Oh, for real.
Yeah, it's been freaking awesome.
He's a whole somebody else.
Yeah. So we're really doing nothing, dog.
No, I'm sorry, but we just saw you go like five miles too fast
So we just got to do our flipping really on that shit dog
No, we ain't got nothing up in this strong
I believe it. I believe it for real. You believe it
Hey
I do believe him
Would you mind if I prove his point? No, no, no, no tell them they can't do that shit, bro
I mean, do you have like a reason? Yeah, tell them that shit. Tell them that
If you believe it then why you fucking believe it bitch
Which, I believe it.
I'm not gonna cry.
Oh!
We don't comply to no fucking, none of that.
We don't comply.
What the frickin' crap, man?
Chill out.
I'm not gonna be out.
You don't give his consent to search his vehicle?
No.
I mean, he was fine.
Okay, I guess that actually frickin' can't.
Man, no, that's alright.
You just went a little fast.
You just went a little fast.
What is your foot?
Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's,
let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's,
Mike the plug would you figure it ever literal a little a little figure
We to where you to where you to head and where you come
Do you guys want to go on a double date with me and my girlfriend sometime? Yeah, that sounds
Bad a her name is Jasper. She's Asian
real what kind I like she's a man
We got to go dog. We have to go just go to the place dog. No, they weren't dog. I know how cops work. They were just
Yeah, they were just about to excessive force you I swear to God they were a dog
Even though he was like
That's a that's going for his partner to say I'm about to excessive force the driver
Yeah, we good. Yeah, pull in that's both looking right there
Yeah, there we go
Is he over like in the fucking
Think he's always pulled in right
Unless he's an idiot
Is that him just sitting in that fucking white car? Yeah, that was him
Maybe he didn't see us. Maybe he is an idiot
Damn
I'm gonna call him and tell him to come up here
Oh, there we go
There he is. Hey, them was some goods on y'all good. Yeah, we good. We got we got the shit. We good
Yeah, we got a did real good they did real good with that fuck yeah, I told you man. I got your back
Yeah, you really do all right cool. Hey, and I got your shit, bro
Okay, perfect. You trying to move this shit. Yeah
What's in it for me, man?
What you mean, dawg?
The way I'm looking at it is we just saved your ass.
Hey, the way I'm looking at it is, motherfucking, this shit would it be here if you didn't do
that?
So, it all good.
I'm saying.
I'm trying to...
I'm trying to...
Naculate how it's all good, man.
You don't plan on compensating me for such a retrieval, for such an exit, for getting
you at it I'm already cutting you a deal dog I've been charging motherfuckers 20k
for 50 but you getting a hundred for 30 yeah yeah yeah right yes man but I just
feel like that's your discount right there for helping us there there you go
discount though I already had the fucking discount now you don't because you
got the product so you ain't really got nothing until you get it you got more boys coming
in oh shit oh what are you doing me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah hey these
are the goons yeah yeah put your hands up hey this is the goons look at these are the
I just met him on the side of the street, man.
Oh, those motherfuckers, y'all said.
Hey, you're going to buy Louisville.
What you got on ya?
Hey.
Look, I ain't got nothing to do with this guy.
Bad idea, boys.
Oh, you think so?
Bad idea, yo.
Hey, this guy thinks you're a bad idea.
Hey, Pimpess, though.
Where the fuck did you find this?
Hey, now you'll never know what I'm thinking.
Look, I ain't got nothing to do with this man.
You ain't got no problems with me.
I don't even know this guy.
Unlock the car, bitch!
Motherfuckers!
Unlock it.
Did he not come and say yo?
There you go.
You can keep playing.
Showing the good will.
There it goes, dawg.
It's not unlocked. I'm not playing games.
Hey, I'mma be real!
China told me if I don't sell that shit that no more is ever hidden in the city,
so that shit's just gone
Don't talk crazy
I'm gonna be real that's the package yo that shit's gone
Hey, enjoy it cuz that's it
I mean we could work together you know I'm saying I could probably secure getting some more y'all can just
I guess
Hey, wait, I see it y'all y'all can take what you want here now
You know what I mean?
Or we could establish some kind of relationship yo put it back in the trunk. I
Don't know you like that
Respect, I mean, I got you. I feel you but you know I'm saying you could take what you got now or you could get more
Listen take the hand
Push my block
I don't have to go to the cops.
We'll be in touch.
Let's go.
Me and Cus.
I was giving everybody an opportunity.
Hey, my gun, dog!
No, no, no, no.
You can find no one.
I got plenty of money.
I can't find a new one of them.
We'll be in touch.
All right.
Let's go.
What the fuck, yo?
Yeah, what the fuck?
You didn't come up and save these motherfuckers after they saved you?
Well, you want me to stop them and be like, hey, here's money, by the way.
Yeah, you want us to go up to them now and say thank you for the fucking hell?
See it.
They take all your shit.
Yeah, they took my heater, dawg.
Well, this is a goddamn fucking shit.
There we go, damn, they just let that bitch beg, too.
That was all fucking shit.
Look, I didn't really have time to find the right people to help y'all.
He was telling me right away, I pulled these motherfuckers in.
No, you're saying it's your fucking fault.
I'm saying it's your fault for not compensating these bastards.
No, I'm all fucking- you are-
You are- that's your problem, dawg.
Thank you, my friends.
I didn't call them.
I'm trying to-
And how the hell they're getting here?
You put some all fucking random gang members off the side of the road and said-
Where you find them on the fucking yellow bridge?
They got you away from the cops, didn't they?
Man, yeah.
We would've gotten away.
We would've gotten away.
I feel I would've just shot them instead.
Yeah, I'm right.
At least I would've had my peace, yo.
Yeah, well, I guess we all fucked in.
They said they put the shit back there, I guess.
Well, at least one of them is called Billy.
They didn't, dog.
They didn't.
That shit's gone.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Billy, you fucked up.
Damn.
That shit was Billy.
The one with the mask.
Yeah, that shit's gone, bro.
They said, Billy, put it back.
Billy, put it back.
Well, I guess this is a travesty then.
I guess that's it, yo.
You ain't get their name or numbers or nothing?
No.
Well, how the fuck do you get in contact?
They were driving by after I got off the phone with the plug here.
He's driving on the street and he said, Hey, can you fucking do this for me?
They were coming out of the burger shop here.
Hi.
Well, fuck it.
Let's go, Echo.
That's it.
You don't got no more stashed up.
That's it.
That was it.
really good job yeah but I need that let's go you know it's been a sexually
wide after you gave that to I'm gonna need more day sounds like you're falling
hi nah hey come on yo no go to go to formstreet dog that motherfuckers set us
up for real yes he's acting all innocent yeah hold up the forms real gang war time
Oh, shit, gang war for real.
Because here's the thing.
How did they know that we were there?
Shit don't make no sense.
You know what I mean?
They don't for real.
Yeah, there they are pull up
Hey, I'm gonna be real dog. I got it instantly calling that favor
all right what's up hey we just want some motherfucka let me see hey we just got
set up for real dog well who's the motherfucker you give me a name and a
person or a picture and I got you some motherfucker say his name is uh what his
name hold up hey what the fuck did he say his name was he didn't hey hold up
I know a fiend
You have reached
Hey fucking let's just let's just ride come on yo, yeah, give me the keys
What they took all your shit all of it dog they took the whole pack
hundred ninety of them bitches
oh no that's that's crazy yeah I don't
have a gun and my block with the switch
on it
what a p yeah oh well one of them was
named Billy Billy Billy there's some
all fuckers you like a Spanish-sounding
motherfucker that I met him at the
burger shop yo oh this mother
So who are we looking for Rodney?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
He just knows Matt.
He's a good boy.
They was in a super ass G-wagon.
I'm pretty sure he's talking about him.
He had a big shot on him.
That's good people.
Horrible people Matt.
They got me locked up in parts of people.
Maybe more.
Hey, I can't help you right now, Gorg.
I can't help you.
Billy.
Oh my fuck you.
Billy Walker.
That's no, bro.
Listen, that's Seven's little homie that was the crack.
That was the crack team.
All right, so does that.
So it's definitely sevens people,
but I don't know where they stay at.
Um, he's I just tried to call me.
He's busy on the phone.
Yeah, because they split that shit up
somewhere right now, dog.
They hit the lake here.
Hey, break, you good?
What you on, bro?
Why?
Yeah, well, you want to make it right now or not?
Because the guy you robbed is my connect
Shit
200
Hey, let's let's make this shit right, bro. You you fucking get it back to us and be good
I
Mother said he's gonna hand that shit back over
Yeah, I do but
What's the motherfuckers name that you was with that with the wife
I'm not the wife dog!
Oh shit!
Yo let's stop at the hospital real quick!
I
Some all fuckers sent me his location. Yeah, no, we're not doing that
I had all my shit taken for real
I
Was it this trunk in this car? Yeah
He told me that motherfuckers that I he did something dumb and I said, well, yeah, you probably should give it back
That's a I told him he'd better give it back. We're gonna ride on this motherfucker with some automatic
Which we don't have but it's nice to let him
They got one now
Oh for real? Yeah, I'm not jumping. They took 30. Oh, let me see. He was telling the truth. They took 30
I
Yeah, I guess dog, but I still like no, no, I'm gonna get that shit back. I'm gonna make it right motherfucker
Yeah, I just a I'm gonna be real head inside then motherfuckers can they can keep that shit if they'd like
Tell me if that I just want to know if that motherfucker
uh uh set us up because i feel like he did you know yeah i'll tell him to meet with us
madam fact yeah hey bro meet me at my fucking clubhouse okay yeah okay i understand that just
meet me there you don't want your gun i'll fuck this huh all right please please yeah i need my
watch with the switch on it too we're gonna make it right yeah what the fuck you
I
Mean if you're getting something
That's them I think dog. I think that's them yo ain't that them there they go to my clubhouse on my block. No, that was
Was good
Man I need some more than shit. Where the fuck are you dog?
That's the construction place across from TV a him
Who you with yo, I'm with my fucking say what he made video call me
All right
Hey
Yeah, spin it around for me. All right, who was that motherfucker with the wife?
Who are you talking about the motherfucker with the wife under the bridge?
You mean my bestest friend in the whole world. Yeah, I don't know
Roach Roach I
Guess I don't maybe I don't face for him
All right, all right for sure. Hey, I'm gonna help you out
All right, I'm gonna come through
Hey, he said the motherfuckers name was Roach dog I
Swear to you talking to his line because I know
His name is seven. No, no, no the motherfucker that um
The motherfucker they got them to you know what I'm saying back
I swear he said that shit up
You know how we can know if he's a let me motherfucking see if he got the 30k because I bet he don't
I bet he don't even have it
I
Drama time gang war time
Hey, bruh, it's just getting static right now. All right. I need you to get a gun and just chill out the block bruh
They robbed my that was fast. So we got a lot to fucking
I
Gonna be waiting for these motherfuckers seven and then they gonna talk to you motherfuckers. They don't set this shit right
Yeah, yeah, talk to them. We're gonna be there in about two minutes
There's awesome
Yeah, I'm gonna be better not have dumped that shit off either
I'm going to take her with me.
Let me haul it back at you bro. I'm politicking right now. I'll be fine. All right, baby
I can make this easier man get this month. We're gonna put his hands up when we go we go we go search
No, I have 40 Billy he went to his he went to his he went to his room Billy if you fucking lie to me
I'm gonna kill you
How many you took I
Get back to you. How many you took number 40
And I used one in those clothes or you saw me. Yeah, I saw you fucking
It's clean. I mean we go check his room, too. I don't got nothing on him, man
You don't got nothing but his gun and it or mean his knife and that's it
Man, I need my Glock with the switch back
No, I cannot dog I
Gotta go all the way back to Beijing for that shit dog
And they said don't come back unless you got a hundred thousand dollars and I spent all my motherfucking pros on car payments
So if I lose this shit I'm fucked dog
Hey, bro, check this one is yours
Yeah, that's the one
Feel me Ronnie I didn't know who was with you. I saw a leak and I took a bro
Hey, that's my motherfucking connect, bro. Y'all see this motherfucker. Y'all don't do shit to this motherfucker, right?
Yeah, you matter of fact y'all see this motherfucker y'all look out for him, bro
It's one of them one. Thank you
Ronnie the first thing we did asked if we save him for the cops
Yeah, but then you rob me
Know I was a I just did that that Roach motherfucker set us up on
He's a daddy motherfucker. He tell me y'all go save him. They he tell me your come brother. What am I supposed to do for real?
Hey, you talk to me yet? No, hey, call them and put that shit on speakers start talking about where we split the shit up at
Because I gotta know yo
With the put there a brahman needs you to put that blick up, bro
Your house your rules
All right, here we go.
If these guys try to do the quadruple cross and rob me for all these
I'm just gonna let it happen because it would be really insane game. Where are you?
Yo, what's up Thomas? Yo my god, we got 40 out of that guy. You want your half?
Oh
I couldn't stop you
I'll make it real
You just you got strong bones you will be I
You feel me so
Okay, okay
No money
I don't need the money dog. He's fucked
Oh my god, look is actually fucked
one great dog he just enraged the entire south side I knew I knew it is that
motherfucker over there got your money on them or what who that guy with the
double bag is that your money Mike no thank God and that's your AP that you
got you make sure you got it back hey all right y'all fuck it I'm all is a
Asana since y'all did that look at this shit. I'm gonna give y'all the same deal. I was giving him a
hundred these bitches for 30 yo
Shit
Now you get that deal now everyone in that room get the deal that the price now
Yup
We got to do like more like 18 on that and then yeah
Cuz like more be equal and less
Yeah, we're gonna deal with him
Yeah, we're good
Hey, I feel you know God hit the lick too
Thank you, and we and we took it from the cops. If they catch you with a shit, bro
You're going to jail forever.
Nah.
Mike's broken out of jail multiple times.
Yeah.
But I feel you.
I'd hit the lick.
I get it.
Thank you.
You're running.
You feel me, bro?
Yeah, I get you.
Hey, bro, look.
Y'all see how it was, bro?
Y'all hit my mother for the connect.
That's fucking my money.
Now everybody's fucking up.
Now we're straight.
We good.
Love lost.
Yeah, because I got to bring all these pros back to Beijing
or else they're going to cut me off and then we're all fucked.
I was not lying about that.
My bad. My bad. My bad, bro. I'm talking about a hundred things.
Where do you want me? Do you want me to bring that 15 right here?
Yeah, that's cool.
The 15k? How you think, K? I'm sorry, my bad. 18?
I fucking mouse died.
Yes? No?
Mike?
Mike.
You're thinking about pundering.
I've got to calculate.
Yeah, let it number.
Mouse died.
I
Yeah, that's cool, but yeah, you can bring this I mean it ain't my home you gotta ask my fucking big dog
No, Nick, and we made the deal here. Yeah, you're good. Do your thing, bro
Let's go Billy you fucking walking
Don't get in the car it actually
Walk naked to the south side. They call it your clothes will make it
Shut the fuck up. If you if you open your fucking up again, I'll kill you right now
Walk naked. Go home naked. They got blood on the carpet, please. Hey one more thing though, yo
What's poppin?
Here
Hey, well, you know I'm saying when you get back. Why don't you meet up with them to give them a saffin instead?
I'm in the trunk
I'm already set it up bro like I do business with him like you already can you do them?
I'm gonna triple quadruple cross. I mean just call them and make another deal.
All right you know what hey hey hey you know what yeah fuck it all right fuck it all right
fuck it. I'll handle that shit myself yo. Okay I'm bringing the money give me 20 minutes walk naked
take out your fucking glasses motherfucker embarrassing me for the last fucking time buddy.
You know my hood motherfucking gangsta mind was thinking hey it's better for that motherfucker to stay thinking he can trust them motherfuckers
Than knowing he can't for real
Yeah, but we is gonna have to
Joyful and shit
Yeah, he's a demon he got king barn eyes
Oh man, you put too much pressure on me Rodney, nah he loves Rodney.
You don't want man, you don't want.
Hey I got to call him on fucking Sal, things are not going well I don't think.
Oh shit, you need anything else from us Mike, we got your back though.
Yeah, I'm good, y'all get them off like an executive club member, price now dog, hundred
and then bitches for 30k and I mean that shit, you got to be real good profit for
you.
Absolutely, and I've just been told motherfuckers to come to the south side that want this shit
Yeah, we a bro. We get these streets flooded, bro. Hey you come. Hey you say fuck doing everybody else, but you come straight to us, bro
We get the streets cracking. Yeah, I mean I was gonna deal with that y'all and like some old motherfuckers in that roach guy
But yeah, I guess he fucked it up for some shit
Yeah, hey if you want us to smoke his ass
No, I just want them to keep their little relationship going in now. Let them a let them lay in his bed of snakes dog
I'm a walk-up on a mood style
With that motherfucking heat on me
Yep, I really am crap
Get 30k for you. Hi. Yeah, for real. I'm just gonna be here then
Yeah, we'll be back
Okay, all right
Should take your time go ahead. Thank you. It was popping Terry you get the AP back Terry
I did someone yesterday. Yeah, Mike mark caught three bodies yesterday. Damn. That's hard as fuck. Yo
Oh, yeah, I just kept killing I don't and they just kept dying
Yeah, that's hard dog. Yeah, did you kill that snitch at the hospital like you were trying to do? Yeah, I showed my driver's license
damn yeah that is our dog hey y'all got a toilet I can piss in yeah it's right
there yeah right there I'm gonna put my piss in your toilet it's show all right
I like that the lore gangs are a thing on chase makes south side feel alive hopefully the
balls become a thing as well they are a thing the balls are a thing unfortunately slim
is a fucking junkie now
Out the year, damn so Roach really was just gonna set us up that whole fucking time.
some good RP. That's some good RP. Yep. RP's been legendary, not gonna lie. Damn, you gotta
in here man he was thinking dude oh my god but he was about to get such a good
fucking deal can't believe it dude oh he was about to get such a good deal
Okay, I'm starting to think I like Mike. I think crime on purple was just ass dude. I promise you it was
Purple had the worst. I think purple's crime mechanics were worse than onyx low key
Because they just did well boosting was good, but that's like all there was
It's just so bad like there was just nothing there dude
So some of the devs is telling me afterwards how the shit you had to do to cook meth, it was like the fucking Da Vinci code.
No one was ever going to figure that out. It was actually insane.
The shit was crazy.
You had to like fucking get the stove to a certain temperature and shit, but there was like really no indication of it. It was just fucking nuts.
You know like get a and then you had to get that so if you have to installed in like a certain kind of RV
Dude it was crazy
Yeah
Overcooked way overcooked like I said the philosophy here is easy entry high ceiling
Yeah, I think I really think that's the way to do it
That's how we find out he died and they seem to have some sort of inkling that like because we'd we'd growing gets crazy
People aren't even close to that yet, but you know you can sell this shit
You want to see how Roach is gonna regain trust of the South side
I guess you got a better plug for the drugs
Well, no echo I was trying to sell to her earlier oh
Here it go. Yeah, this shit moving on
Yeah, very well, how much y'all been able to sell this for on the street on the streets
We're selling for a hundred and bulk and then a thousand for a single if you yeah, and that shit's moving still I bet
Yeah, we just sold a 25 for 20 G's
Yep
back yep yep you got anything else you want us to move I'm just on that out
there I don't know keep it I'm gonna keep it in mind yo some shit from Beijing
might you know I'm saying if the if the streets eventually I'm gonna run it up
back to Beijing I'm gonna have to get my speedboat and then I'm gonna go back
there you know I'm just I'm I'm trying to go on a motherfucking 24-hour run and
just flood the fucking streets dog
not as time for
yup got you bruh
im trying to have about
hey im trying to have about 12 mullfucking car payments by the end of the night
i got two right now
i fucking knife
sorry
what's up dude bruh
hey you don't need a knife
just mullfucking stab mullfucking with this bitch for real
oh shit
oh shit
up
it like that
but we've been that shit
yeah
just more fucking walk up on the
like this
and i'm not me though
not me though
uh...
stick to the harry with that he might just
fucking
nothing will happen
i'm pretty sure dirty harry got a good immunity
no terry i'm sorry
terry terry can't have that
terry off limit
no no terry can't take that
terry can't have that
No, no, I mean it's only the best thing ever dog
Yeah, I mean this shit man, we don't want them to die
Hope I could sell their house for this shit and like their family and shit. Yo, this shit the best you can put it in Mark
Oh, man. Yeah, it's good. What you?
He just caught three bodies
Yeah, he better catch more if you get that in his mouth. I think he's about to become a body if you get stabbed with that shit
Where's Preston when you need them?
Preston's a fiend for that shit
I'll take it and set up my boy.
You're good.
What's good, yo?
What up, what up?
We can both take it and then we can be all together.
Y'all said you wanted how much?
50.
All right.
I said 15K, right?
Yeah.
What did you take it?
He said 18.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
So cool that you know how to count.
Yeah.
Amazing.
You're welcome.
I know what they keep you around.
We do with the number.
Hey, I'm all you won though.
I'm gonna be real.
I don't know why I'm gonna do that.
But I got you the truss the truss man the truss
Oh fuck I'm gonna get you back with one all right or I'll tell you what I'll get you five
I for the inconvenience and shit no no no I want one of those guns I
Burr I got him like that I bought this I bought this shit motherfucking I bought
this shit at a Chinese market in Beijing next to a copy of rush hour 7 I don't
I don't even know how the fuck they got that yet.
Sorry?
That they had it, dog.
I heard you try it.
You try it on the one side.
You don't even know what you're feeding them.
They got motherfucking rush hour seven.
I don't even know how the fuck they got it,
yo, but they do.
Man, that shit still got Jackie in it?
Yeah, I mean, I think.
Damn, that motherfucking really still doing that shit.
That looks like only the one, bro.
That might be the ultimate cake.
What a shit.
All right, seven.
Y'all motherfuckers be smooth, bro.
Y'all can't.
Careful bro, you know how it is bro
Hey, if you ever go come back from Beijing you don't have a you think you don't have a shipment of that Chinese lick
Chinese lick we gotta give
brother oh shit uh no maybe i guess i could ask you tell me about that chinese lick he turns
submissive i'm not gonna let chinese lick make tony submit for real that should just all empty bottles
yeah we drink it all over uh yeah we help you sit down for months damn drinking all day and night
yeah that shit's going on hey drink extra when the bus convoy is trying to scoop us up yeah yeah
Oh, yeah, for real. What's that?
Well, I heard police brah and like Wrangler and I don't know if LSPD is working with these motherfuckers
But they just basically go out and hunt parties and just
Down to go to the mines
What the mines?
Brad a mines is up north brah and it's like they basically introduce some like
institutionalized slave labor brah
Talk about the mods. He won't care. That effect Terry. You were there, but tell them about that shit
into the minds yesterday man
No, man, they wouldn't have you rest like once. I didn't even get any food or anything. Hey, hey, they roll
We bomb it and executing cops at the hospital. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yo, yeah, we shot three cops in the back of the head at the hospital
Well, we had to get on film too. That shit was tough on film
home. But yeah, basically they roll around in a big bus and in like a convoy of like
10 cop cars and they just scooped motherfuckers off the streets, bruh. That's fucked up,
bruh. So I was fighting these motherfuckers for real.
Shit, I, well, hey, I'm gonna, uh, hey, go flip that shit and you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna go hit up, uh, Beijing and get some more.
Yo, I'm good, bruh. You let me know, bruh. I'm gonna be around.
Yep. Hey, just hit me up when you were in there.
I'm serious, dawg. I'm trying to go out on motherfucking running.
So if you run out tonight, I will go to Beijing and get more
All right, but I let you know if what the streets y'all
Hey, just a little tip. I think that motherfucking um, oh that motherfucking purple slim. I'm pretty sure that he's a fiend dog
I mean, I tried to buy him. I tried to offer him that she said it's too expensive. No shit. I will never do it
Yeah, there you go. Yeah exactly.
Just give him one.
Alright, y'all.
Yeah, just give him one.
Time to screen gang wars on both characters.
Well...
This was not how I was expecting myself to...
Hey! That was Roach's decision.
That shit just absolutely blew up in his face.
and now we got to do some other shit dog
the bad part of it
yeah but it got to be done yo you got you can't let motherfuckers know that
you can do that to you
there you go
you have reached
you have reached an automated stop
yeah you got a motherfucking gun license
yeah
It's just gonna do that and then go to bed
One thing
Oh, yeah, I was driving. Oh, yeah, then there. Yeah, we go in. It was good homeless motherfuckers
Goddamn what a hell run. Yeah, what a fuck everybody just scat a tube. Are they in there yo?
Somebody fucking hot word
Yeah, I mean what good is it? Yeah, you can't you want to come through come through. Yeah
Yeah, I was definitely gonna hold up. I gotta see this yo
Did you just pull it up we got about a minute
I mean, I you know, we're just stacked up my fungus
We got to do that dog
How much did you need?
Say ten?
Nine
Hey you like that shit homeless man?
I ain't even tried it yet motherfucker we about to find out
Oh shit I
You shoot that shit up man
You could have already had him
You could have all of them up at the corner
Yeah
Oh there you go
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Finally, motherfucking goddamn, something other than running
that getting me high.
Oh.
Oh.
She fished it up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Is he OK?
That's what's going on.
Fine, motherfucking.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
OK.
Ah.
Ugh.
Should we be carrying like Narcan on us?
Do not fucking give me Narcan.
No, listen to me.
No, listen to me.
Don't touch me.
Oh shit, yeah, he just shot it up right here right now. Oh, I gotta go stab him
I fucking now screw me. Yeah the way hey come here yo, huh?
Hey, just just stab him with boy your motherfucking needles dog. Yeah, you can stab motherfuckers with the needles
With the needles the crocodile on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go, I'm sure there's gonna be problems coming from that.
Terrifying.
There's no diseases that come with these needles, right?
I think I've been touching Harry's feet.
Not from the needles, but from him, probably, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you realize, you know that shit, bruh, so whoever gets that, they fuck.
Yeah.
I think if you just fucking breathe close to him, too close, you're gonna get something.
Yeah, yeah, that's why CT got a little rash.
Yeah.
I got a ride. This is bad. They did this some of it was my idea I guess
All right, y'all I'm gonna go handle bin it
Holy shit, it's already been a six-hour stream
he left us a little baggy too for real yeah that's kind of nice I guess
an apology from the second hauler in the car
oh shit
shit's active tonight dog
uh-huh uh-huh
you have you have
You want the baggie nah, hey keep that shit. Yo, I'm gonna get changed
One of the highest player night cat accounts as well tonight. What are we at?
two thirty it's pretty good man
that's pretty damn good not bad at all not bad for a
month old server. There we go. Tops. Yeah, sir.
I
Their bull per vest I thought there was
Looks like a Resident Evil 4 shopkeeper
Yeah, it does
I
Hard what are you buying?
Yeah
shoes
nice
what the fuck
Try undershirts.
I think I did try that.
Oh!
Where's the vest?
I thought it was in there, I guess it's not.
Mike, block them!
I want to do it all cinematic-like.
I get the AP back?
I did.
all right we know he works here oh
Oh, mods ban everyone pep W. Damn.
That's like 40 people.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, that's actually over.
I'm just gonna nerf that gun to do oblivion on the back end.
I'll actually make it to where it deals damage to the person firing it all right mods unbanned
them. Maybe they learned a lesson. Where the fuck would that motherfucka be? I wonder.
I don't know either. You mentioned like to keep on the phone for real.
I was good yo yo what's happening hey you know where that motherfucker wrote me
the work here not a night club shoes I suppose wrote it on a 20 minutes guy 20
minutes ago yo maybe roughly hi yeah
Now took off
He wasn't here long
You know where it tends to be oh that mother fuck could be anywhere
All right, we go look yeah cool
He did say help you with the tequila. No, don't dog. I'm trying to find him a jillum
I
Don't ask that guy no, we just gotta go find him. I'll fuck that thing
Yeah, yeah, oh shit was good
They don't know you don't bow. Hey y'all got guns and want to kill people for money
I don't got guns, no, but I don't got again. No sir. I just I just sold all my shit. All right later
Hello officer officer
We need back
I mean I'm kind of in the middle of something, but I can
How about I call you
Yeah, not a problem, I'm just trying to get the fuck out of whatever was happening there.
No, it was the fucking- what the fuck?
Yeah, unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately Mr. Cliff, I think they just fucking hate
No, I mean, I don't really know any of those people.
I mean, even if I did, they were all wearing masks.
Cache?
One of them kept following a cache.
No, I mean, I wish just kind of everybody was talking all at once, I couldn't hear anything.
And so at one point I was just like I'm getting the fuck out of here
All right, thank you, Mr. Close good luck
You too
That was the police officer. So you need a gun. I don't have shit
They took my one fucking little tiny knife and my $100. Yeah, let's go get you a gun
I
Yeah
There we go
Don't move bitch
Yeah
Yeah, you are getting robbed right now. My name is Mike Block, and I need a gun so I can kill someone.
Alright, man.
You got a gun?
You're fucking lucky day, man. It's correct.
Yeah.
Perfect, motherfucker. Perfect.
No more bullets, though?
Shit, man. I just got robbed a couple of days ago. You lucky I had that on me, man.
Alright, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here.
This was a Mike Block robbery.
That was easy.
Yeah, here your gun is.
Thank you.
That motherfucker really did set us up.
He really did.
You said they said tequila?
Yeah, he said something I don't know if that's what it was, but he said something like...
Ow!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you come later.
Excuse me.
I said help you with that shit.
All right, fuck it, let's just go for it.
Help, little fuck.
We gotta get him.
We gotta get him.
We gotta get him.
We gotta get him.
We gotta get him.
We got to get him.
The pork cop wants a witness statement over what happened.
What you gonna tell him dog?
I said unfortunately Mr. Cliff, I think they just fucking made cops.
yeah squash that bug mash that jerk that cock jerk that mate
hey so like what your ambitions and shit dog like what you want to be in this
world you know like what you come here for you let's try together
Yeah, I feel you, yes, own some family shit. Yeah, that makes sense. That do make sense.
Nothing's done, so I guess.
That's that motherfucka's car.
That motherfucka in there, dog.
That motherfucka in there.
Aye, aye, follow my lead, yo.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
No fucking way.
We just gotta wait.
We just gotta wait.
I can't bring my partners out here.
Is it locked? It's locked, yeah, we just gotta wait.
I
This shit's about to get messy
I
Fucking Jesus
Oh, it's the first time I see this.
It's the reason why it's because I feel like anybody can come here.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's the work you love.
The work you love.
Oh, OK.
I didn't know that.
I was here like, well, I don't know what you guys put this on.
I went with you.
Yeah, there's a lot of people in there.
I can't wait to be hit in the face, you know what I'm saying?
Well, yeah.
I bet he wants to run for mile, maybe we'll see if I can show him some of my notes.
Yeah, I'll tell you something, man.
Oh, yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
Okay, alright.
I'll let you go.
I appreciate that, bro.
I respect that.
This is about to be crazy.
I
Hey
Where the big man at yo
Hey, what the fuck is all this
what the fuck is on this yo you don't like gambling I do put the man's up dog
work here you yeah I'm working all right cool everyone else just visiting yeah
I am what about you and that motherfucker?
Me yeah, I'm just visiting you man. I
Cool yo a tell Roach this ain't even the beginning of the payback
He's cars here, though.
Oh, fuck this.
all right hi all right hey what the fuck was all that shit down there yo some
kind of casino some kind of casino casino which is kind of fucking weird
hi I mean I heard them saying feelings and stuff so I thought maybe they were
playing cards but that was a little bit more than just playing cards.
you
She listens she be listening
Oh man, this is perfect. I don't need you to go for a test drive.
What's good?
Bruh. Oh my god, what are you doing, man?
That motherfucker fucked with my shit. Type shit. You feel me, Bruh?
Yeah, no, I get you, Bruh, but damn, man, that makes us look bad.
Hey, I had to get it back in blood. You gotta understand that, yo.
No, I understand that. Fuck that roach motherfucker, but they were showing us some shit and you just came through and blessed that bitch me off.
Just a bartender there or some shit dog who fucking care all right, all right
Bruh that shit was crazy motherfucker. Yeah, that's shit. Get crazy out here. You know what I'm saying?
Hey streets was cold, bro, and they do be talking. I mean, I can't you know what I'm saying
I can't like what the fuck if I just took that shit, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no I get you brother down
That just don't look good on our end, bro. All right, bro. Yeah, but I can't look like a bitch like that or else everyone
They can rob me yeah, I got you breath fuck. All right, bro. Take it easy. Hi
Yeah
Hard
Yeah
We're just will be
Jeff right standing right now I'm saying him for a little while what the fuck
doesn't look like it's all right
hi y'all hey I'm all come back and buy a car in a little bit okay
cool
Yeah, I'm gonna buy another car too
Yeah, I'll be back in an hour to buy a car. Okay. Well, I'm here any time my friend take care. All right
I'm probably not gonna do anything else with the tequila because I really just
want to like I don't want to get fucked up I think it's cool
hi yeah I'm gonna go to Beijing and I'm gonna call you back hi hi
it's fun hey now I'm all I'll be back from Beijing here in a little bit yo like
30 minutes or so oh yeah probably you won't be awake
probably oh I think the key in there dog oh shit oh shit hey I thought you were
that roach motherfucker no I think I stole the supreme just damn that bitch
hard bro damn motherfucker yeah it is this shit crazy fast for a hundred and
30 downhill yeah damn that's your heart I stabbed him right with the needle and
he went down in one go poor guy yeah that's your hey whip that shit in and
good health dog that's your heart is fucked dog yeah we're up hey I think I
have more fucking matter OD when I you know gave him too much so you know yeah
that yeah I mean that can happen dog I told him not to take two he took two
I
Yeah, I'm not gonna target the casino or anything is my block normally would and maybe it's just slightly
Maybe that's slight fail RP, but I think it's cool. Oh, see and I wanted to thrive
Roaches gotta go just a little warning
That was pretty crazy though, what's going on?
Where are you motherfucker? I'll pick you up, damn!
I'm hiding under a bridge.
What do you see motherfucker? What do you see?
I'm under a bridge next to the banner hotel.
Alright, damn. I'm gonna come get you motherfucker.
Oh, shit, yo.
You good, you good.
oh right the drugs you won't find Roach if he doesn't want to be found that's
true and I don't really want to find it alright I don't really want to find him
he robs me I shoot some of his employees that feels like even Stevens to me
trades ease I guess we don't even know
though all we know is that they helped
him with the tequila that's all he
could be a fucking bartender for all
we fucking know either way sends a
message I won't like to find back I'll
I'll go check the corner in a little bit.
Sal's the main character of Chase. I actually agree with that.
Where you is, motherfucking?
I'm across the street towards the shoutshank from the better hotel.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I see you, motherfucking. Stop running.
I'm a fuckin' bright-ass, yellow, motherfuckin' apron, dawg.
I'm high on a man, let me try to get me.
What you talkin' about? Who trying to get you? Get in!
It's-it's-it's-it's-it's Bernard from-from Blimey.
I think there's somethin' wrong with me and I gotta get to the hospital.
Nah, motherfucker, I think you need more medicine, yo, for real.
I'm so curious, you only wanna contrast the higher-ups. I don't wanna be up.
Yeah, no, you just you need some more of that good shit for real. That's gonna help you
Yeah, talk to these motherfuckers dog they gonna help you out for real
Hey, wait, what's happening?
I was trying to find you, motherfuckers.
Oh, I'm on top of the parking roof of Amy Nation.
Why are you up there?
Is this my friend's highest shit, and I've had to find him.
Hi, I'mma come holla at you.
Alright.
Oh, I fucking bet it's Roach.
Hi, shit, cause you just got a bunch of fucking drugs.
whole city's high it's great I love it
I
Am the motherfuckers not okay
Yeah, hey Jethro you want some more this shit? Oh, yeah for real
I
Don't got no money on me
I
Give me hey, if y'all want some more you should go down to form Street. I hear they got a bunch to sell
Okay
Yeah, you should do that dog. I gotta go to be Beijing and get some more yo
Back to Beijing.
Tisha.
I still think this is a fucking flood-a-thon and I just go until I get a until I get a
I don't think it's going to happen though.
A hut or I get robbed.
Because if I get robbed then I can't get the Rhea.
Which, you know, to me that makes sense.
Where's the cops? I know they're all mine.
Yeah, cuz I stabbed Rob this.
There has to be.
Maybe, yeah, maybe the cops are fucking getting high too.
to get riskier and trap out of the hospital trap out them it's one of those
nights worth either 300 months within 15 minutes or a stream of 10 hours of
nothing well it has it hasn't been either of those though we've had really good
Rp. I think they mean no cops. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true. That does happen like that.
I'm going like a fucking three-day long tear
You can tell you escaped getting pulled over
Yeah, but it was fucking, but it was cliff and fucking P.D. cop.
I don't think that, uh, I don't think much when it came out, to begin with.
Yeah, let's go.
And Mike had the AP at the time?
Yeah, that's extremely busted and I am gonna have to nerf that.
Alright, I guess maybe we shouldn't nerf it until he loses it.
You think you have one HP?
Yeah, maybe.
One thing about all this, again, Penta's loot box, but so much RP's been named.
I mean, yeah, but it doesn't matter because, like, this isn't what I'm talking about.
Like, people will fucking get robbed like that and they'll just sit there and fucking
bitch and cry.
But I swear to God, if people actually took the fucking 30 seconds to calm down, you know,
about taking the L and instead of being salty, actually RP things out.
Like, there's RP there, right?
There's value there, right?
You know what I mean?
I mean, being robbed, uh, being robbed there made for better RP than doing the deal successfully, you know what I mean?
I think so, at least.
all right if anyone you know what I don't even feel like that's not even
let's go safer
I guess if anyone get if anyone could get that good luck
I
Unlocked so much RP for Roach and gangs now. That's fun
And I feel like I had to give Roach a bit of a hint that they sold them out
You know, I mean, you could probably piece it together. How would Mike know a lot of moving pieces?
This is gonna make for good RP man and dude when you guys figure out how
crocodile is made you're gonna be like holy shit that's crazy dude I can't wait
I cannot wait for people to figure that out that's gonna be fucking badass
that's gonna be cool I did go and check and everything's available okay
matters I believe you yeah probably just probably just fucking doing the wrong
they were they were talking about like they didn't know how to make the dirty
needles clean and I don't even know what the fuck they're even talking about I
think people are stuck on the syringe snap which is really funny because that's
probably the easiest I can't that's the easiest step
I don't know.
No, dude, sir, I'm just having a nightmare on other servers as well.
They said they keep getting dirty.
I'll ask him OOC because now I'm curious, but I don't I don't even know what that could mean
Oh, this is going to I am Jow B. Oh, I am Jow B. Oh,
guys real quick 11k subs 11 hour stream be very good
yeah 11 hour fucking floodathon great I gotta say this has been a great way for me to bring
back Mike Block.
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guys we are so close to 11k I mean it's right there very good night of our
repeat fuck man i want to bet app this
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Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Snores on Discord.
Five gifted.
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Yeah, SeXo.
Suck Time.
Pinball Stream.
Hey!
You guys want that, right?
Okay, well hold on.
No.
A to Z 20 gifted subs.
Less than a hundred away.
This could be it.
Big deal.
I hope it won't be too cool.
Chasier dog.
Opinion on the Pokemon pinball announced.
There's no footage of the playfield.
Uh, okay, here's my opinion.
Only six people are gonna understand what the fuck I'm talking about.
It will be cool if they focus it on the first 151 Pokemon.
It won't be cool if they go outside of that as far as the theme. It's it's giving me Jersey Jack Toy Story
vibes
When
Everyone thought that it was gonna be the first three movies
So they all spent their money and pre-ordered, but then Jersey Jack made it just Toy Story 4 and everyone was really pissed off about it
So I don't know so we'll see
Huh
93 there it is 11 day he did it the bad man 11k 11k
Yeah! Yeah!
What?
What?
Thank you, dude.
93 gifted subs.
We've never hit 11k before.
This is actually the first time this has happened.
Thank you so much.
93 gifted subs, Kizo.
Wild man.
Thank you, man.
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Five gifted subs with 10 gifted.
There it is.
Thank you guys so much guys, 11k subs, appreciate that.
I hope you guys have been enjoying chase role play.
I know I've been enjoying it a little too much, split, split, split, split, split, split,
Keenzo, thank you so much for the 93 gifted subs again, man. That is very, very generous.
Keenzo, generous as always, and thank you to everybody that is gifting subs.
11k, this has never been hit on the channel, this is a record. Thank you so much.
Appreciate that. Thank you. Is this heroin? God, no. What do you think I have, a fucking maniac?
This community.
That's great.
Just up at the number 50.
I don't think I can.
Can I?
I guess that works.
I can delete the one.
Select all type in 50.
There's no way that works.
Hey, baby.
Look at this cool new mechanic that we have.
So you ready for this?
Have I shown you this yet?
You know how, like, RP servers will have drugs?
Well, look at this.
So it's a needle.
It's heroin that you can pull out.
And you can stab people with it if you want.
Oh, my god.
But look at it.
And you know how RP servers will have drugs,
But it's kind of like fun and light-hearted and stuff look at this, baby
What do you mean that's messed up, what are you talking about that's fine people are loving it
That's the most depressing about you've seen they love it that people are loving it
They're in love with me!
They're in love with me!
He's just having a good time.
Yeah, he's having a great time.
The people are loving this.
It's fine. He's going to wake up.
If you drive around right now, everyone is walking around like this in the server.
What?
It's fun.
It's funny. Yeah, it's fine.
That's great.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We have Louisiana
Can you bring the tartar sauce and the cocktail sauce up here too now I don't need any ketchup
Nice I drive the forklift. Thank you so much
5 gifted subs, appreciate that. Don't forget the cake. What are you talking about, cake?
Fried shrimp? No, catfish. And okra. I'm a real southern boy now.
Chalua what happened to our Louisiana oh shit I guess we did I'll take that
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Oh
What up Mike what's good dog?
You know that lady you shot she's nice to you and it ain't looking so good. I just want you to know that
But she got her shit blown down smooth ball damn. Well, you know who that was? Yeah, I know her personally. Oh for real
Yeah, you fuck with her. I
Kind of do but I mean it. Hey, bro. I'm gonna be real you're more important to me than her right now
Hey, my bad. I don't give a fuck. Hey, you know that roach motherfucker fuck with her
Yeah, for sure. I talked to the motherfuckers. Um, so the motherfuckers that was there was Jimmy Jules
He was an Italian fellow. That's his friend Mona. She's another Italian
You shot foggy white. He was the hotel manager. I got just got kept from
He was just another visitor. I thought he worked there motherfucker. Why don't look like a bartender, yo
No, I get you, bro. I get you that motherfucker looks like a bartender to me. I get you, bro.
And this motherfucker freedom freedom was like, why did Mike do that? And I said, I don't know.
He's got people with this with this roach, dude. And freedom was like me and Mike go way back.
Let them know that freedom was there too. And I was like, all right, I'll let him know.
Damn
So so the the one I that you said her name was Mona Lisa
Yeah, Mona Lisa. Hey, so what the fuck what roads do there?
You like a motherfucking bartender some shit or security. No, I think
Let me let me walk somewhere private
Basically they're running like
thing down there that you can't get us here for me.
For real?
Yeah, I ain't lying to you.
Yes, he stumbled upon that shit.
We was doing a deal with that person, Crop.
But don't worry, we already got the money from the Muffin.
Yeah, I just, uh, the Muffin, because you said his name
was Seven had mentioned he'd helped him with the Muffin
tequila shit, so we just drove by.
That Muffin, because I thought his car was outside.
The Roast Dude or the Stainless?
Yeah, the Roast Dude.
His car was that like white motherfucking shit that shit was infection that bitch was outside dog
But he wasn't in there burnt that motherfucker up and blew it up
I thought he was in there and I'm gonna be real when we came in there and he wasn't I just motherfucking shot someone that I thought he might know
Now she definitely
Damn so she was running that shit with them and now she's might be dead
Yeah, she's dying and
I
Fuck yo the cops they come though right cuz that shit's all underground now. It was squared away
They're motherfuckers locked up shopping everything they call you in this they know that would come pick up
Oh, so they so they ain't talking about who so they got no evidence that
Ain't nothing going on all the doors is locked up as far as I know
Damn, I mean you went in there and did your thing. I'm gonna be real
I don't think it's gonna come back to you
I'm just letting you know that they'll probably all be looking for you.
Yeah, tell them it was me.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, tell them I want them to know it was me.
Yeah, I?
Yeah, put that shit out there.
Yeah, I got you, brother.
Take it easy.
All right.
Okay, I need Mac immediately.
I'm about to get fucked up, man.
I'm about to get so fucking murdered.
holy shit yeah I'm about to get fucking destroyed good luck yeah they're
looking for me right now dog I know it oh shit
God maybe max on the corner
Mac 10 time I'm not spawning in anymore I spawned in the AP for myself and that's
it plan B's not fucking open because Sal's a fucking junkie now some of
Oh, bitch.
Fucking drugs are ruining the city!
Oh, no!
You set the server on fire?
Dude, this is awesome.
People are going crazy over the animation.
I mean, it's either that, it gives you half armor, which is like, like I said, the way
our gun damages, dog, that's like six shots.
It's like another health bar.
You tagged Asmin and told Mac to joke. Okay, perfect. Yeah, we need McConnell. You know
what? I'm gonna maybe he's not maybe he's at the corner right now.
Damn, that's crazy.
Some fucking good RP chat.
Roach sets us up using this 7 gang.
Rodney actually is cool with him.
Seven Calls Roach confirms to us that it was a setup.
We go to fucking Tequila, see Roach's car, he's not there, shoot Mona and said, now she
might die.
crazy holy shit what a series of events chat I love our beat so cool I was not
feel Mike but this is the best our fiance's I knew I knew that Mike was the
play I knew it I knew Mike was the play I knew Mike was the best way to get
crocodile like moving I think this is how we should release it I think when
there's shit like this they gets released and like there is a way to get
it through RP we should still have someone dungeon mastering it you know
what I mean just so I get it just only get some momentum going I don't know I
I-I-I feel like that's good.
You know what I mean?
You guys got some shit planned?
Yeah.
DM Mike is better than regular Mike.
I think Mike is, if you think about it, he's kind of always been a bit of a DM.
For new players for sure on how to rob people.
At the very least.
Chet, I have the craziest blade in front of me.
Those are this fried catfish, chicken tender, a wing, not a fucking drummy or a flat, the
whole fucking wing.
The whole wing, candied yams, red beans and rice, fried okra, hush puppies, and mac and
cheese.
whoo oh fuck that is good that is good 3,000 calories yeah but I've earned it
though
No cake. That's why I earned an identity to cake today.
Guys, I know Mac is going to be dancing on this corner right now.
There he is! There he is! Oh.
I really thought that was him.
Man.
I need food oh just getting going oh I've waffles
Mac never exists. He's always been a figure of it. That's not true. Don't fucking tell me that.
Yeah. Yeah, where you is dog? I'm talking around with your dog dog. Hi. Uh, yeah, I got some
more shit where you is I can meet you at the group of them all right cool yo
I don't know if I've been there.
Yeah, they'll find a way though.
Junkies always do that.
You're not hearing what I'm saying.
I'm trying to go check in.
I'm gonna do a lap, too.
It's over?
No, it's never over, Chuck.
Trust me.
It's a great redistribution.
It all just went to BDM.
BDM's the winner here.
Oh shit.
Okay, thank you for that clip.
We are. Okay, thank you for that clip. All the other. Thank you. I thought I stopped
my stream to watch though
Oh
You customize a new ride
I gotta start post on the internet.
Then I'm making money.
Oh, see many of the sets for Carmen.
the rp unfold for mr. moon size insane people are multi-watching streams to
see how the story unfolds holy fucking shit rp's back
people are pov hopping
yep our piece back
I'm pee hopping watch I got a pee you can hop on buddy
I'm telling you we got to sell this shit to the weird-ass fucking fire department next
We got to get the fire department hooked on this shit
I
Was good, yo
Hey, you know that bitch that we popped yeah, yeah ain't looking too good, yo
Damn you
Oh, it's not funny.
God damn, would you some kind of psycho or something?
I wouldn't say that.
I just didn't think something like that was enough,
but it seems like it is.
I mean, shit, yeah.
I mean, I shot her in the fucking head, yo.
Yeah, you shot her pretty fucking close, too.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, that is enough sometimes, honestly.
Yeah?
She's fucking laugh.
I mean, she was kind of frail, maybe.
I guess apparently she really do be having to do
like some shit with motherfucking roads so yeah we kind of struck a chord there
the other guy with the hat had nothing to do at all with this nothing at all
we just he's some random hotel manager yeah he had nothing to do with it at all
dog yeah but he looked like a bartender I thought he worked there he did look
like he belong there yeah thank you you did yeah so they probably looking for a
star yeah so I have good news and bad news good news I fucked around good
postal had a little bit of fun bad news I parked the car somewhere and I left a
gun in the glove box and now I can't find the color oh what the fuck don't I
Fuck it. We'll get you a new gun. Yeah
Yeah, forget
Yeah
person that's in front of burger set. I don't know.
Yeah, they're trying though.
That's that good shit.
I believe him.
I'll give it a like.
Yeah, we got it. You are gone. Hold on.
It might be in the garage, but I don't know.
I mean, there just gotta be someone walking around with the gun and then I'm finna take
it.
It's just not easy.
It really is, yo.
Chad, is there any different...
What's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?
Is it nothing?
Same thing?
It's the same thing. The name? Why the fuck are they called? Why are they called? Why are they called that?
It's just easier to say yams. Is that why people start saying it?
North and south. That can't be correct.
Like Korea? They're made in Korea?
they are not the same thing okay calm down a viscous damn fucking relax
he's looking he got a gun do I bet why are you looking like that why they look
He's looking. Oh, he's looking. He wants us to come over there. Yeah, he do
You still lean him yeah, I'm good sweet potatoes or I did it's gone
It's starting Harry. Perfect distraction. Oh, yeah
You a cop no
No, sir, I'm a bailiff. Can I hold a gun?
No
No, he a motherfucker with a table. What the fuck is that noise yo? I think somebody panicking. Oh, we have to change that
Have they considered calling down? They should only be able to try that often
That guy stay really far away from me all the time. I really want to fucking stab him with a syringe now
Yeah, do it. Hey, you got you got you. Hey, you go look like a bitch if you don't
Because he hit that button on you dog. You go look like a bitch if you don't for real
You got to dog you don't have a choice here. I feel like
I bet you hey if you're veins full that shit, I bet you could get him before he could shoot you
Jesus. Oh my god
damn come on Harry come on oh my god no way oh damn shit hey don't do that hey
don't do that don't hit me don't do that don't do that no let him be let him be
Yeah, no, no, hey let him be.
Oh, damn.
Alright, I'm just gonna leave, yo.
Alright, I'm just gonna leave, yo.
That was funny as fuck, Harry.
Good job.
Hey, good job, Harry.
They deserve that shit.
Oh, we're strong.
It's sick, it should be, right?
I
This crocodile just have an armored vest it's tax
So if you do too with full armor, we should probably not have it like that though
Because I think that's too good.
I think that's verging into too good.
That's hilarious.
No, because we want other drugs in the future.
We can go to the garage here and see if that shit's in there, but...
Do I want you to cap it?
Yeah, mather.
You know what?
Let's...
Up here?
You know what?
Oh yeah, it's in the garage.
Let's keep it like that.
Let's keep it like this for right now and just see what happens. I don't like to do I don't like me jerk reactions
Because it might be dope
Let's let's let's come back to that in a week
Let's talk about that next meeting next Friday, you know what I mean, let's just let's just see what happens
But you know what does need to change immediately is cops being able to panic button when they're
not down.
I don't like that.
That I don't like.
That does need to be changed, eh, Sam?
Yeah, I don't know where the fucking car went.
Hey, fucking, we finna get you a new gun, who give a shit?
Not what happened? Okay.
Maybe that's not what happened, but even still.
To be fair, there's still a panic about not a death button.
You know, why don't you bend over and maybe you got a brown little button that I can push with my penis, so...
What's that?
What? What's man? Married?
Oh yeah. Hey baby!
I love you!
Hey, what am I thinking?
Let's just go to Banner or not.
Do I love you?
No, you don't have a boxfire name.
I like you.
Box boys get love status.
Unless they don't want it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Box boys!
No, no, come on, let's go yo
We gotta stick together on account of how these motherfuckers are trying to murder me. Hey, come here
Hey, hey, motherfucker. Hey, I'm talking to you bitch. You got a gun
What right now? Yeah
Why, what, you need one?
Yeah!
Yeah, fuck it, how much you got?
I'll give you all this weed I got.
Yeah, fuck it, how much weed you got?
I don't know, here, fucking, your dog.
You get seeds?
Why don't you fuck that?
Nah, motherfucker, there are more, just look at it, god damn.
Holy shit, yeah, yeah, fucking, cool.
Can you get seeds, motherfucker?
I mean, shit probably, yo.
Hey, just give me your number, I'll see you busy.
Yeah, here. I mean I can I'm gonna be real I got some shit that better than weed
All right, well fucking yeah, I yeah, I might be what's your name? I'm done Mike block
Nice to meet you. Yeah. You said you've done. All right. Well fuck. I'll just leave
No, your name's dawn. Oh dawn. All right. Let's do a dog. All right. Take it easy. All right
Yeah, sometimes it's just not easy.
Yeah, sometimes you just gotta trade, and if they not want to trade, then you just rob them.
Fair.
There you go, in the gun box.
It doesn't have any ammo, we can just go play it.
Any motion for something?
Don't!
Nope.
Hey you got any ammo old woman I have a knife do you need a knife what you
older something yes all right get in the truck what's it to you yeah get in no
I don't he's not asking get in he's not asking up here oh how horrible get the
look in but I'm going to miss my wedding where that is it's at the board but
they were going to come pick me up at the board they were going to pick me up
with the banner now they're going to come to the banner and I'm going to be
absent and they're going to be dressily worried about me they're going to pick
us all down those stairs again hey what's good Mike I got a question
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I got like I'm trying to flood the whole city part to
Pardon the market. All right
You want it all? Yeah, absolutely
Hey, how do you fit? Hey look Mike
You the big dog man. You make the call. I mean, I'll be real if you got it like that, but I don't but I don't know if you do
Hey, let me let me do an inventory check
All right, you let me know, hey, you know I got you.
I'm not gonna lie, I need this shit
because we wanna be dealing this shit out
straight up off the hood, bruh.
Yeah, all right, all right, let me take a look, yo.
Yeah, motherfuckers wanna be our dealers too,
so we middleman motherfuckers that manage it too.
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, let me look, let me look.
All right, bet.
So you said, so you're getting married here?
Yes.
Hi, who are you marrying?
Yeah, a fellow named Chad, I believe.
Chad?
Yes.
Well, where the motherfucka is?
Come on, let's go.
Well, he was going to get me at the banner.
Why?
Well, tell him to meet us here.
Yeah, tell him to meet us here, yo, damn.
All right.
How you meet this motherfucka?
He was in the limousine.
Oh, I seen a limousine drive around earlier.
What's your name anyway?
Margo.
Margo.
Now you're looking awful fancy, Mrs. Margo.
Well it is my wedding day, I just told them to come get me.
You excited to get married?
Not really, it's not very exciting when you've done it three or four times.
Are you just doing it? Why the fuck are you doing it then?
I haven't.
Well, it would be a little awkward to say no.
So you're just doing it because of your hands?
You're just doing it because you got anxiety?
You think I, the legendary Margot Seville, would have anxiety?
You just said you'd feel awkward to say no, dog.
Well, yes, he asked me when is the wedding, so I answered Tuesday.
I don't know what else I was supposed to answer.
a few days passed and I changed my mind that we'll do it on Friday
Yeah, but like why you want to marry the motherfucker. I don't get it. Is he hot? He's a little bit strong. He can probably beat you up
What's his life? He can't beat me up. No one can. I'm not sure what his last name is. I don't know you. I can take mine
I
His name his individuality his personality they don't really matter to me you want you want to do some drugs
Do you have any I love you? I got some better shit
Hold on
you. Oh, is he the big fucking
buff, Chad? Come here. Yes, of course.
Come here, grandma.
You seen this shit?
This shit. Oh, there he is. This one makes me feel good.
We're doing drugs we're doing drugs
we're doing drugs with her calm the fuck
down you know what I want you to get
church for you for the wedding. He got a spray came to him. Oh, for real? That is awkward.
You were right. He just ran. He got a spray. Tain. Look how hard he worked. Oh, my God.
I didn't even recognize him. The Tim was so dark and cool. He's pretty good. He's pretty
good. So what's going to find? It's a good thing. He didn't do it from the neck up, but
it wasn't. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm quite impressed. That motherfucker got no hand.
talk about a lot of this slinky competition
keep what each everybody fucking has no hand
I'm a CEO
he's like captain
what the fuck
so he's like captain
obviously I think I would know if he was there
I'd love to say
hey you defend yourself no
but I ain't fucking helping with that
I know I slink over you I don't think you like slinking
I don't care
I don't want to be like that
I swear to you
I'm in a point with that hand
That's weird that you point, can you point with the other one?
I best who?
I like a thing I can do.
No, I don't like food.
You call her?
I don't even have her phone number.
I guess this lady's the best woman now.
Oh, congratulations.
You're proud of him.
Hey, y'all, welcome drugs.
You're welcome for wedding now, I'm afraid.
We got you.
Sure.
How many drugs do you got?
Actually, can I get your doubt?
One crack at a time.
I might call you for drugs later.
How much?
How much?
How much? How much do you need?
I'll sell you 10 for like 5,000 bucks
Uh-oh
Oh my god
I don't have enough to buy Crocodile
I got it
I got my cow
I had a big pit in Calz with the coppers
found me and I ditched a car
I had all my money
I gotta go get the 25,000
I'll be grabbed by the cops
Hey, Or, oh
I'll trade for guns
Oh, yeah, I can go get a gift. No, but it's two per gun
Hey, sorry, I ruined your money or made it better depending on how you feel about your words, I guess
The first hit free
Oh, yeah.
Okay, go on.
You're gonna get to finish this fucking thing.
Hi.
Yeah, Cece's not coming here.
We might have to kidnap someone for a past woman.
That's alright.
So, it's a number.
Yeah, my best man in the mind doesn't look like he's showing up either.
Hey, what's up?
Hey.
Hey, here you go, dog.
Oh, hey, tell me.
I got to run to the gas station.
I'll be right back.
Hey, but be warned.
This is going to be the best you've ever felt in your entire life right now.
I heard it makes you pretty strong, but it's a little weird in the first minute.
I mean, you're going to be crazy, dog.
I created the Millennium Falcon playing Legos though, that was a good one.
This is better. This is better.
Really? You think?
Better.
Alright.
Yeah, do that shit.
Yeah, do that shit. Yeah, there we go.
Alright.
Yeah.
Fuck it, I'm trying to get it.
Look, oh.
Yeah, there you go.
I hate needles, but this one feels...
This one feels-
Oh!
There it goes!
Yeah! There it is!
Oh my god.
What happened?
I was on my telephone.
I just tried to answer you one hundred times.
Yup.
Holy shit, how much is it?
Like a thousand bucks each.
How long was that?
Shit, you were out for like three days. We've just been standing here.
Look at the whole different life. I was under water. How was it?
Do you like that life dogs?
Give me a yo
I don't have it in my bank.
Go get it, motherfucker.
Run.
Come on, I'm sorry.
Go.
Run.
That's good.
Hey, happy wedding, y'all.
Make a beautiful couple for real.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ever so much.
Herbie and I, we go way back.
How far back?
Oh, 1972.
He was a clarinet teacher.
Jesus.
that motherfuckers that motherfuckers how old oh yes
are we how old are you 42
did you just say 22 this is woman
I'm 23 you just saw your birthday I forgot yes like most women my age I'm 23 years old
what I mean I'm gonna be real she really only do look old in the face
Yeah, I mean, it's the skin care routine darling.
Yeah, clearly.
What's going on?
Is that your first car?
I was gonna have any money.
I spent a long time.
What car is that?
Nobody.
Oh, that one?
Yeah.
Yours, motherfuckers, if you want it.
Oh, yeah.
Dr. Lombardi said he would be coming over soon.
Oh, no.
Lombardi?
Yeah, we picked him up.
them up but then his date said I can't do any more crocodile today I'll die and
they got out. Oh he's coming anyway. Somebody's lying. Are you just talking?
Yes I just I was just texting him on the telephone. Okay good. We might need a doctor.
It's quite a novel invention. In my day you had to press the number and then you'd
have to turn a dial. What do you mean in your day? You know, 2020. Man, there were no...
Did you phone? Did that then? What? Huh? She's from Europe. Oh. Connecticut, I believe.
I know where I'm from, Herbie.
I don't even know where I'm gonna be after the fucking crocodile, so I hope the doctor does show up.
We're probably gonna have 6-0-0s.
You're from Peyton Place. You're a clarinet teacher from Peyton Place, Connecticut.
Well, the good news is that people OD ventures to purgatories in there, too.
Oh, yes, that is true. That's a wonderful point. We can put them there.
Yep.
Yeah, that makes sense.
There he is.
I
Grandpa you got Melanie's number. I know yeah, give her a call. Hey, don't sir. What's your name by the way?
me
Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm just a guy names grandpa. I miss the guys will
Go try that again appreciate that was that I got you some ammunition as well
Can't give a gun without any ammunition
It's not my way
Hi, dog. Well, I'm gonna get out of here Chad. Did you get it get it from here?
Okay
Sound goes yeah, I see y'all later. Oh man
Your brother-in-law?
Your brother-in-law?
Well, I'm not married.
Not if I were to be married.
Shit, you want to go say hi or some shit?
No, I'll surprise him later.
What? Hi.
That's cool.
I'm dating his brother.
So Rodney wants to be the plug, but my drug dealing herbie.
my being a drug dealer or a beat you I saw a guy that looked just like him
getting shot on birdie because of the quarry or something
Not as jam though.
Yeah, maybe he just got the spray jam.
Maybe.
Guys, I'm done eating forever.
No cops?
There was just a cop in front of me.
I
Maybe I'll
Maybe I'll wait till I'm in prison if I ever go I don't think I'm ever gonna go to prison
She's kicked really cake. I feel like it's in its own category. Oh
Yeah, yeah, you need some yeah
That's kind of awesome
Get that be my let me take a look at that. Yeah, this is a little wheel. This is nice, huh?
Yeah, not bad. Oh, it's a new Range Rover. Oh
Yeah, oh shit, that might be I gotta go to DMV
fat Tony fat Tony for Tony I gotta see if I get a plate change
the
D. R. G. D. L. R.
I mean, it's like the somebody got
Not yet
How you guys are doing hey, what's good? Yo, hey much man. I'm not sure. Did you ever get your coffee? No
What's up DMV okay, hi there
Hey, do you all do plate changes no, I want to I want one of them custom plates. Oh, can you make it say dRg
D. L. R. Or D. R. G. M. And why with some money signs? No, we don't do custom plays.
Come on, dog. I'll give you all so much money. Sir, we can't take a bribe. I'm sorry. We
can't do that. There got to be a way to get a custom play, please. Have you talked to
PDM, if they can do it.
All right, I'll ask him.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Let's go spend our money somewhere else.
They clearly don't want to hear you.
Clearly.
Too good for my shit.
Hey, what's good, officer bitch?
How we doing, sir?
You like my car?
Man, it's pretty hard, sir
Custom rooms I just I just got a paint job on my my little rebel at her all orange. Hey, what's good?
It's Mike the plug out here. You know I'm saying sitting on motherfucking 38. So I don't even know what the fuck is that shit so crazy
You know I'm saying I'm out. Hey, what's good officer?
What's up? Hey, you like this shit? You think you can ever get like this?
I got a rebel it's nice, but not this nice. Yeah, you can't you know why I made this shit with drug money boy
Yeah, I made this shit slinging drugs boy. You can't get like this, bro. You can't stop me
I got moved just like a joke. Like, you know what? No, I'm really hey
No, I made this shit with drug money, bro
So you can never get like me
You feel me? All right
Yeah, that's right y'all can't stop this neither for real
All right. All right. Well, you know what you say you like the car. I do like the car
I originally said that yeah, you like it cuz I made it with drug money, huh? No, no, I just like the cards as nice
Not because it's drunk. I mean I like the rims custom rims
That might be an illegal paint job, but we you know, I don't really care
Legal tense. I don't legal tense on mine. Yeah, there you go. Thanks. All right
Yeah
so I know Mike Mike the plug
dealer
drug dealer
money time
username not allowed
username not allowed
I've good enough when you eat it, cause my...
Drug money.
God blessed me with drugs.
God bless me with drugs.
Yeah, nice to see you.
Narcan available for a LL.
The fact that we have Narcan available to anyone who asks at the hospital, no questions asked.
I need a kuraku.
That's up in the sky.
On God Burgershot, gonna make me crush it.
Well, it's not.
Bollegang.
Damn.
Give me another bitch to stab, I'll fucking cut it.
Um, Burger Shop, Burger Shop, Chef and Corey's supervisor.
You work for the Corey?
Yes, I help people.
Tell everyone what really happens at the Corey.
They, they mine rocks and I help them mine rocks so that they can get their fines paid all faster than normal.
No, that's not what you told us in the car.
Oy brov, day 7 of killing people at the plan B till I get free walkers for life.
Oy brov, day 7 of killing people at the plan B till I get free walkers for life.
Oy brov, day 7 of killing people at the plan B till I get free walkers for life.
Are we giving up on that road?
Oh shit, my bad, I was scrolling.
No, it's fine.
Yeah, let's go let's go move some way yo
Not bad
Ha ha ha
That's right
And I'm all fucking probably drunk that did that
Probably on your ship. Yeah, probably you probably
and
that's crazy
god damn what the fuck is wrong with these drivers yo
Trying to run you off the fucking road.
Yeah.
Damn, what you doing?
Fuck this guy.
Alright, damn, fuck him, I guess.
Fuck him up.
11 hour stream. Yup, it's happening. Hey, this motherfucka T-Mac at the smoke on the water
I want some shit for real.
All right.
Dog, why?
What is happening?
What the fuck is going on, yo?
It's like they're jumping in front of you.
That's what I'm saying, dog.
It is the one.
We might have flooded the city too hard going, I don't know, what do y'all think?
Nah, not enough, we gotta get some more, we just, we gotta hit up north, I feel like
we barely touched it, everyone's broken up, economy, except for PDM they're fucking loaded.
I
When the speak your father when the wick is rolling barbecues be trolling
You speaking Latin, what is that even me man? You know what they say man when the whales
Hey teabag used to want that shit
Oh
I hey watch out. That's my fucker shot at the DMV
You know second you like
Hey, do you know tenors bomb or not wait a second enter me
What you thinking for the $50 $25,000
25 come on I can't do that dog what do you got twice you can sell for twice that it was
stealing from me really shit I got 10 K what kind of gift it's a for 10 20 20 come on
Give me 30 for 10 no no fuck. No dog. Come on dog. I'll just see a player trying to make it in this world
It's too cheap yo, I can't you're bartering like you already on that shit. Come on now
Shit, it's been a long day at the smoke shop. You feel me a small time of week today
Yeah, I can tell you're the way you're trying to fucking barter about 25
Fuck it now dog now I can't do it
So you're sitting with 20 for the 10?
Yeah.
Alright, can you whip me over to the fucking ATM by the bike shop?
Yeah, yeah, that's cool. What's going on?
What the hell?
Oh, fuck, I'm stealing that motorcycle or something, dog.
That's the dope-ass car, dog.
Yeah, I made it selling drugs. You could get like that, too, yo.
I need one of these.
This is a really nice fucking car.
It's really nice.
Oh
Yeah
Holy shit, that does work
Did you tape it under the second end of care?
You can't be too safe.
Yeah.
Oh, you okay?
Yeah, I'm too lazy to count by a show, so I should be right.
All right, here you go, dog.
Yeah, I'm going there anyways, you know
Yeah much you got rid of tonight a lot I had to go back to Beijing already
And you must not that super like just dream fight. Yeah, I do for real
I bought PD diesel jet. He was selling it for the low
should get that shit clean first huh no why would I need to do that though no
reason dog yeah
I
Appreciate you dog. Hi. So you're gonna be run. Yeah, coming in two
I don't
Yeah, well go on you like we got some weed. Oh, I love we
Hey, I got some
You get well, you know, I'm sort of like, you know
We just like the religious thing for me. I'm kind of my russifarian, but these systems and see like that. You know
Sam
You lost a fire in that Senate man jobless. You speak Padua
Yaman
All right, right one big man. Oh
Yeah, that's good
Me name's Donny Bodman, I was with Bob Monsie, like, ah,
Sub-White Kill-Out.
I'm a Bodman, I'm a Wicked Man.
Damn, man, that was pretty good, yo.
Hey, somebody, oh shit.
Oh, yeah, let me get that.
Hey, you wanna try this shit?
What kind of shit?
This shit is good, dawg.
better than weed I mean I don't think anything's better than we but hey how
could you grow another grave of King Solomon this is a gift of jaw almighty man
I don't know what you're on but I'm telling you this shit is better than
weed
how will you know unless you try it dog I mean you know I'm pretty sorry with my
we you know I'm a kind of son I say you know I just try dog try it you got to
well what is it what is it one thing it's like liquid we dog trust me liquid
we yeah it's like a so you don't fuck your long you know I'm saying dog yeah
hold on let me let me inspect this let me yeah try that shit
Yep
Trust me dog. Hey, just trust you gotta trust me
Do this taste like the smell like fucking like burnt plastic is not what that is dog
Man, I'll tell you what maybe later
Whatever
Man, what up? Come on. Let's go
I've never seen anyone say no to free drugs that was weird yes narks in the
They are being a bunch of noobs.
For real?
Yeah, there's it! I've been on one!
I'm sure I was going to talk to him.
Flambé? Maybe?
Yeah, yeah, we gotta go up north. You run about that.
That's a freight to the Flambé.
Yup, that's true.
Hey, we could also go to this quarry place. It sounds like people
Love fucking board is fuck bear. They might want to do some drugs
Real talk
They probably start scratching at each other for a bottle of fucking water
It's whoo
Chat there's a hidden mechanic with this we're if you do it while you're towing you actually make more money for some reason
It's a lot of people don't know about you
Yeah.
Yeah.
He did towing mechanic.
Get Diane addicted.
I might just be able to happen anywhere.
Whoa.
just be able to happen anyway
get Polito addicted I mean that might be a good idea hold on to me I'm second
What if you do while repair- dude if you do while repairing the road, it makes the road
worse actually.
It doesn't actually fix it, the road just gets worse.
Like real construction, R.P.
Yup.
Yeah, I mean up in Sandy there gotta be much more fuckers that wanna get addicted to drugs,
I believe it.
What about doing it with ball enforcement?
I believe it.
It makes you want...
If you do this while doing a cop, or well...
Wait, what the fuck?
If you do this while being a cop, it steadies your aim permanently.
And it turns all your bolts into permanent bolts.
But only if you have aims is a cop.
Well, just the shit you bet up here yet
Oh shit, oh shit my car
Oh, well, shit, dog, come on, we got this, use the momentum, you know,
much oh yeah nice yo I mean it did flip it
Jesus Christ damn yo was good yo hey bro who read it out that you knew about the
tequila tequila line because they're gonna kill it the seven they're gonna
to kill him I mean he ain't really yeah it was seven okay all right he's dead all right
fuck it that motherfucker took my gun
I
Motherfucker took my gun fuck them are they trying to give me a gun saying it wasn't mine
Such a fucker he did that
The second he the second he fucking took my gun again
I was like all right
I'm just gonna I'm not gonna fucking sit there and beg to get the gun back again
I'm just gonna fuck this guy the first time I get the chance
Why is it there are just
Fucking beg to get the gun back again like a bitch
I'm just gonna put my penis inside of them until I've had my
Politions have enough money for a fucking
Hey, I mean maybe yo
Yeah, they might maybe I don't know
I heard it cost like
$500
Yeah, I don't really know I really ever even been up here
I don't see
God what?
500 balloonies, yup.
Real talk.
Damn! They got a fence around this bitch now, why?
uh
Milo it looks like it's canada
Eww Canada
Yeah, oh I hate that
Oh shit
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck in here that's about you know what the fuck
mud you trapped bud
what am I?
you trapped now, ain't that?
where's Mike and Alaylo now? true, wait what the fuck?
that's not good
Laying low in grape seed that doesn't sound good
Does it rhyme what's China life a lot of Chinese people
that's fair
that's pretty much it, lonely difference
sounds about right
yeah
you know how to Chinese?
Yeah, I don't like Shae Shae and motherfucking What's Good and Shoe.
Oh, they say What's Good in China?
Yup.
That's right.
Yup.
They love Kobe Bryant over there and all.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know much about John Cena.
Yup.
See?
Yeah, they'll all bless you for real.
Ooh, holy fuck.
Bing chiller.
How many times have you heard somebody say Bing chiller?
I don't know.
Hey, they told that to me.
I said, hey, you should not worry about...
I mean ejected all the shit in my community and they just said being chillin money time
So I said I
Yeah, that should work for me fucking dog
And you just said being chilling
Yeah, I
Mean yeah fucking dog. I need money. I got two car payments
Gotta pay this shit off
How much did this set you back even?
Fuck, I don't know dog. I just said I could afford it and they just said I here's a car payment
Yeah, I think all I gotta do is make $30,000 a week for like 12 weeks, and then I think I'll be good
I mean, that's not that hard
It's a great deal. Yeah. Made a lot on that one.
Damn. Oh you found a fucking customer. Hey what's good dog? You good? Yeah I'm good.
why about a cell he used to run this place
and it's been empty for I don't know time
damn yeah that's kind of sad
yeah the link is not like walking I figure eventually somebody will show up and start cooking food
okay I'm just sleeping on the bench right here
I
Damn
You good
Yeah, you good. Yeah, you good. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, you slammed in that tree dog what the fuck
Yeah, your face is all fucked up, too. Yo, yeah, I'm kind of hurt
Are you want something for that?
Hey, this shit'll make you feel better dog, I promise
All right, yeah, here you go. Yeah, you gotta try this shit
Here you go dog
yeah hey let me see what this is I swear to god dog that shit will make you feel
ready fucking syringe yeah you good yeah there you go
and check that shit oh shit damn no not like that motherfucker look at the shit
damn yeah chill look at it yeah there you go like that yeah there you go yeah
I'll figure out later man nah motherfucker you could figure it out now I believe in
You
There you go
Okay, oh fuck uh chill let go chill. He's new to drugs
Yeah, he fucking better be made to try what about you dog you want to try
Hey, it's that good shit, yo
What's good shit this that good shit?
That's a needle
Fuck
Yeah, come on
No, you gotta try this
Hey, you sure look at him though he having a great time
That motherfucka havin a great time, what do you mean?
Look at him, yo.
How you feelin?
What?
How you feelin?
Good, look at him.
Holy shit, man, you're on a fuckin' fight, bro.
What?
No, I don't even fight.
Why?
Must feel good, he's not in pain anymore.
Yeah, you like that show.
No, I don't even fight white.
Must feel good he's not in paint anymore.
Yeah, you like that show.
That's good shit.
See?
I get tangled on one of those.
Yeah, for $1,000 you know.
I'll find you later, man.
Alright, cool.
I'd like to unregister as my main registered user.
Simply say deregister.
Deregister, that's what I'm about to say.
OK, synchronize.
Goodbye.
Hello, my name is Sirexa.
You're a AI personal companion.
If you would like to register as a main user,
simply say synchronize.
Synchronize, dog.
Synchronization and process.
What should I call you?
Mike DePlug.
Hello, Mike DePlug.
My name is Sirexa.
Synchronization complete.
As an AI personal companion, I can perform any task or answer any question you give me.
Alright, cool yo. Let's go.
Okay.
Oh shit it's Sal. Hey Sal!
Oh, he was fucking folded in half last time I saw him.
Hey Sal, you good motherfucker?
Why are there so many freaking people in my restaurant?
Because I think they want food, bitch.
Well, you guys can all go in there and die in the hole.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck are you?
Now, why aren't you in Parsons?
Listen, I get upset very easily now. Don't set me off, alright?
He's going to set you off faster.
Why aren't you in Parsons?
You're just talking so loudly. Quiet down, man. Back up. Why are you so close to me?
Why are you so close to me?
You're not going to have to take it, he's not going to have to take it.
You're not going to have to take it, he's not going to have to take it, he's not going to have to take it.
Hey Sal, what the fuck, we're hungry dog.
Alright, I'll get some food.
Hey, let me talk to him, let me talk to the little guy, yo, damn it.
Get some food, Sal.
Hey Sal, what's wrong with you dog?
It's the slave, I'm the slave of the system, let's get some food, Sal.
Go do this, Sal, do that, Sal.
Hey, come here.
now you are lashing out cuz you need more medicine yo I'm telling you that's
the problem yes dog here I'm gonna give you all this but I want free plan B
forever hey but space that shit out dog one a day one a day Mrs. Charlie said
that I should not take a day and keep it.
Oh, hey, shoot!
Yeah!
What's going on, son?
Damn, that bitch nice.
Yeah, I'm gone.
Yeah, that was just like, I don't know.
I was sleeping in the back, and then people just
started screaming for food.
Damn, that bitch was nice.
Did he get everybody's orders, son?
What's going on?
No.
Hey, son, give me two combos, bitch.
Do you want more?
Give me more.
All right.
Two combos, bitch.
Quick, get the soul, man.
Yeah, you like the cave or? Yeah, that's mine.
The, the other murder. Yeah, let's go check it out.
Get out from behind the cave or get out from behind the cave.
Somebody killed up real good. Do you have 50? Do you have their name in a massage? Is
this person a goofy ah? Search for murder, murder, murder on the yellow pages today to
speak with relic euro or simba calm down don't be a goofy ah goofy ah
tight check for real 100 stacks back to the ceiling on god be bussin I yeah and
then barking noises and some lyrics from the song hello you can't go to the other
side of the count please hey who said that
Can you really get to the other side of the counter please me?
Not serious. No, no, she with me. Oh
Shit, well, how can I help you me started working here? What's up? No, no, you don't understand sales my bitch cuz he's addicted to my drugs
You're not my bitch will they give me my shit back. I'm not a B word. Yeah, no you my bitch
Hey, tell me my bitch
Other side
Now you were supposed to be in Parsons for longer than a couple hours. Hey stop taking him to rehab that motherfuckers my number one customer
Yes, bitch, he's giving me free food for life
I
Don't do the drugs
What do you do
I just don't like you Patrick
here
Horrible person practice you keep telling me to quit my job. So as a matter of fact
You should have quit your fucking job you look like crap for as long as I know you dress like a homeless person Patrick
Damn you made these eggs like shit
Hey
I
Can't stop grinding my teeth
Yep
I
Should just flip and work
You flip it work. Yeah trying to find Tony so I can kill him. I've decided okay
Yeah, you let me know where he is I'm gonna kill looney. Yeah, I think I tracked it down
Oh for real. Yeah, he put a see if I yeah, he's got to go cuz I figured it out
That's where everything got all fucked up in the timeline. So he's just got to go
Oh, it wasn't gonna make sense.
Yeah, I think that's not how you used to see it, but I don't, I mean, I hadn't seen him in a third of a year.
Yeah, he's my, uh, he's my John Connor.
You all chill the fuck out for me. I'm trying to help these people.
Okay, yeah.
Shit, what's this work you're talking about?
There's so many fucking noise, I'm taking orders. Keep that shit down.
Talk them to Plan B, where everyone just screams at the top of their voice for no reason.
That's supposed to hit corporate, man.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here come on
There way too much going on in this bitch. Hey hit up Robbie on the block. He's got all the shit dog. All right, you got the work
Would you like me to enable drive mode? No
Okay
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to buy an ad or not, but it's a good idea to buy an ad.
Hey, uh, can I buy an ad?
Okay, you can purchase your own ad space for $5,000.
Yeah, I got that.
You can upgrade it to a preview and add space for an additional $5,000.
What the difference is?
A premium ad has higher priority and is played more often than regular tiered ad.
How much more, yo?
An additional 5,000 dollars.
No, motherfucker, how much more I've played, dawg?
Approximately 100% more often than regular tiered ads.
Jesus.
Yeah, but what the fuck does- oh, yeah, that sounds good.
I said 10, I fucking don't even have that thing.
Let me check.
Oh, I do have that.
Okay.
Here.
It in the gun box.
What would you like your ad to say?
Block has drugs for sale number one trappa in the city no cops can stop me if you see me in a car
100% there's drugs in the truck and I can serve you right now dog every asset
I have was made with drug money 100% of them no question about it matter of fact this is
is motherfucking like you know I'm saying legally binding dog this is like admissible in court
on some motherfucking confession shit right?
Hey, hit up my block in the yellow pages or just call me and I will sell you drugs 100%
I have drugs I am a drug dealer.
Yeah, yeah, and that.
would you like me to play back you rat?
I'm fucking...
Yeah, I need some water right now.
Nightclock has drugs for sale.
Number one trapper in the city no cops can see me in a car, 100% there's drugs.
I can serve for you every asset has been made with drug money.
This is legally binding dog, this is admissible in court on confessions for shit.
Enough, Mike Block. I am a drug dealer. I have drugs. Yeah, and add.
That was good.
Hey, throwing up at the end of it, and I think we got it.
Okay, add updated.
All right, let me hear it again.
Mike Block has drugs for sale. Number one, Trappa in the city. No cops can see me in a car.
100% there's drugs I can serve for you every aspect has been made with drug
money this is legally finding dog this is admissible in court on
confessions for shit hit up bike lock I am a drug dealer I have drugs yeah and
Yeah, it's close and I'm tall. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, send that, you know.
Okay, ad registered.
Alright, cool. Hey, what you spend the money on anyways?
Thank you like a machine or some shit.
The money goes to my manufacturers.
Who that is?
Produced it.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that wasn't good.
Epstein machine.
Damn.
you beat the shit out of that guy what was you beating the shit out of that guy
I don't think so why hey wait are you gonna be money no I got drugs none of
the jobs are hiring and I can't afford a taxi or anything so I'm just going around
begging now so how much money you got none yeah almost none
hey is y'all open what the fuck does that mean fucking yes or what I want a
job please give me a job you want money what you mean I made a ton of money
I'm a drug dealer. Oh, okay. You want to buy some drugs? Wait, wait, wait. Is it just weed or what you got? Nah, here, come around back. It's better.
Do you hear that motherfucker? He's trying to take my fucking job.
Hey come here both of you okay all three of you
what do you need anything any any extra hands anything yeah yeah come here
here hey it's in the truck hold up I gotta move forward though okay I'm very
scared isn't this a rex uh yeah my name is your AI personal companion register
user unable to authorize secondary registration without name registered
users authorization hey this is my robot yo fuck off I am an AI personal
companion not a robot you see this shit oh shit what the fuck is that a needle
Hey, I thought that was a shoe this shit is paradise in liquid form, you know
You know, but it's like motherfucking tangible. You feel me dog. I
Mean are there side effects? No, it's not
No, no, I'm not even a little bit. That's what they said about weed in like the 60s
Nothing, there's no side effects non-addictive. This shit is just more fucking
pure like bliss dog and relaxation like you in a heated blanket wrapped around
you motherfucking floating through the clouds not a worry in your goddamn mind
yo nothing that has happened to you matters and nothing that will happen to
you matter the only thing that matters is you feel like the best you ever felt
right now dog is just one push of this plunger away yo for real okay how much
is it doesn't give you a hangover hey first one's for you dog what really yeah
cheers stripping have you seen this yet what do you call it hey this shit called
k because it make you feel okay oh all right yeah do that shit wait I see if
later no you gotta do it in front of me okay oh god all right shit is it any good it's the
best thing on a look at it and just motherfucking really look at it and then just inject yourself
with the dog all right fuck here we go yeah yeah Chelsea said this is the most depressing
mochi's ever seen. I think it's a funny ass. It doesn't seem desirable. Yeah, look at her.
No, ask her, ask her. Are you okay? Veronica? They don't seem okay. She's good. She's fine.
uh anyway i don't ask no no anyway you know if you get like a job you need like any extra
hands i'll do anything for money hey arena you gotta try this yes hey first one's free
dog oh arena first one's free matter of fact hey listen up dog not only is the first one
free the fuck damn they put a billboard
running yeah that's fucked up yeah I just
noticed that anyway hey not only is the
first one free if you bring me someone
that hasn't had it before I'll give
you here yeah I'll give you one for free
and them one for free
what is this for free?
what is it?
it's the best you'll ever feel in your life
there's no better feeling than this
just fucking try it rena
i don't know
last time that happened something bad happened to me
it's not addictive
there's no hangover
it's fine
it's pretty much free
it's fine
it's totally fine
with how do you consume it?
All right, good here.
No matter what it is, enjoy it.
Excuse me, excuse me, sirrexa.
I guess.
Unable to process command from unregistered user.
What time is it sirrexa?
Unable to process question from unregistered user.
What time?
Sirrexa.
Make sure you lean up against the wall though,
cause when you shoot that shit,
you go low down.
Unable to process question from unregistered user.
Right, what is this?
Just do it.
I don't know, I don't wanna.
do it. You took it. You're gonna do it. And inject yourself into the hole. You're so fucking
fucked like. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I don't know. I don't know if I want. I don't know if this is gonna
ideal guys. You're gonna feel good. Give it a slight. You're good. I have a shift right now and I don't
want to. You can do it at work. No one will be able to tell. Sal's fine. He's never been better
buy it too. How much money you got? How much? A hundred. That's all the money you got in
your bank account? Yeah. Give me your money. All of it. Here you go. You got a gun? I don't
have a gun of course I don't have a gun you got a phone yeah I have a phone fuck
how you gonna call me though with the eye keep that all right listen up yo here
I'm gonna give you one more for that listen dog yeah if someone come in here
ask them if they ever tried this shit and if they haven't call me stall them
and I'll give you one for every time you do that oh my god I'm gonna I'm gonna
I got so many people to you, it's not even going to be funny.
Just mention it, what do you say?
And you?
Um, no.
You want a job?
Um, yeah, I want a job.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
All right.
I got, I got it.
I don't have a phone.
I don't have a phone.
I don't have a phone.
I don't have a phone.
I could get a job if I had a phone.
It's just I don't have a phone or very much money.
So.
You are worse than the fucking homeless people under the overpass, you know, they might have phones
You know what, baby?
But even the financial crisis, it got stolen
I got checked
Alright, well fuck the fuck dawg, I ain't even got money to get you a phone like that
Alright, I got everything stolen
Alright, here's what we're going to take this
Sell these
Use that money to buy a phone
I'm gonna be in the yellow pages, my name is
Mike block
Each one is one care
Okay, I can do that
I used to be in the mob is so this isn't the first time I've done something
Doesn't seem like something
What's going on
You guys want any kind of, um, uh,
Hey, come on. Hey, let's go inside and talk about this shit.
Okay. All right. Yeah. Come through the back.
Only exclusive members get to.
Yeah. Let's go into the bathroom.
Well, the bathroom.
Yeah. That's the HR office.
It's not to be the MB office.
that was a lot of pain detected.
Up and out of motion for the first time in a week,
instantly shooting up crocodile.
No, yes.
Hey, it's a Rex, right?
A right like a convincing speech to make people want to try this.
Drug, I got you're not going to put off the food in the.
$17.00. Okay.
All right. Kim Vintze is your
You want to try this drug. It
makes you feel nice and good.
You do not have to worry about anything going on in your life.
If you are high on this drug. Yes, dog. I'm convinced it will be
Only think that matters
Psycho society with one simple injection I don't I don't like needles, but I'll try it
Hey, you won't you go like needles after this dog. This is what this like that expose expose people therapy
All right
I don't have any money really first. It's freedom. Oh my god
Oh
Look at it motherfucker look at it look at that look at it and inject yourself. I'm so sorry he's new
Yeah, now you gotta do it
Look at it look at it look at the motherfucker and inject yourself
Yeah, you got it. Oh, I see. All right. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Oh, I heard something about your dog here, okay, how much first one's for you dog?
Oh, nice.
Thank you.
Well, they still let me be a blood bag at the hospital.
Oh, yeah, dog for real.
Okay.
Yeah, we don't know where they are. Hey, how's it going?
That's good.
What the fuck?
Motherfucker.
Yeah, what's good?
Yeah, what's good?
Here you go, hon.
Yeah, what's good? How are you looking for me?
Nah, not really.
Oh.
All right.
Well, that's good.
You looking for anybody else?
Nah, we square.
We're square.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean got one of my bitches up at tequila line motherfuckers. Yeah, I had to do it. Yeah, you set me up
Say so you dumb bitch
What you mean by that? Oh, oh
I mean what was what that motherfucker say? Hey, sorry. We only got 30 bullshit. You got 70 you said it with your own words yo
Are you gonna admit that over the phone you a rookie in this shit?
Hey, yeah, that's what I'm he he real right.
I mean, hey, let me cook it.
You know, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, you play in the sewers.
You won't run away.
Hey, I like it, baby.
I like it.
Well, if you want some smoke, you come and find it,
motherfucker.
No, I'm going to keep it pushing.
It's business as usual for me, dog.
Yeah, we'll see how much business you do out here.
We're going to be the pushers out here, not you, motherfucker.
Mark my words on that shit.
Hey, hey, that's your prerogative, dog.
If you want to wear it like that, go ahead.
Yeah, so you have a fucking seven in this
house that it would be worth it.
All right. Hey, I'm going to drop some flowers off for your girl.
Yo, I hope that you make it through the famous and I'll be infamous
if you let me cook your face.
All right.
All right, let's roll, yo.
OK.
OK, I got it.
Can I get another one?
Oh my god, I've got another one.
I'll just be clicking my own face.
It's really addicted.
I got you.
I got you.
Those guys.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, thank you.
I got it.
I got it.
There you go.
Shoo.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Well, thank god my car isn't very recognized.
See ya, Echo. I'm gonna get her. Chat.
Hey, where the fuck is she?
Possibly inside.
I don't know where she went, no.
Hey!
Where Echo?
Oh shit, wait, she's probably at the hospital
Information registered. Yeah
register that shit.
Okay.
Listen.
If I were Roach,
I'm gonna be real, I think you should just take the L.
But I don't think you will.
She's dying!
Do we have air control on the server?
Absolutely not, man.
I felt like he wanted an equal trade.
I mean, I don't know, man. I feel like that he, um...
Thank you.
You know, he tried to pull some shit,
and like, it just didn't work out, you know?
I don't know what else he could do.
I'm not.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I can't now because he said it in chat.
I was just about to do it too.
Damn.
I was just about to do it.
I'm at the fucking hospital because I'm stuck in the car.
Alright, I'm gonna come back.
Alright.
You stitched on them?
Yeah, fuck those guys.
They still didn't return my fucking AP pistol.
guys. They still didn't return my fucking AP pistol. Actually fuck those guys. Yup. Sevens
fucking everyone yo
I'm like I'm excited was good yo
I never huh you never told me that shit remember at the morgue I mean go cast
Set on oh here come here dog
I
Don't have cash anymore. Yeah, how much did you give me? I was gonna give you 1500
I didn't give you well, we're the fuck some money dog. I put it away cuz you walk away from me
What the fuck?
Get in the car.
Get in the car, yeah.
I'll drive you to the back, Joe.
It's good.
I'll be back.
You're not finished?
Yeah, I'm just going to get some jerks.
All right, all right.
We can't...
All right, be careful.
Oh, no, that was weird.
There we see the car.
I'm excited for these gang shootouts with...
Everyone be able to take 30 fucking bullets.
You'll be strutting me off.
Yeah.
We should probably have a, oh no, you can't.
Yeah, people figured that.
Hey, that's probably just a side effect from the ship, though.
Yeah.
Just saying things.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, SCV.
good hey hey this your home I think so I think it is actually hey what's good
getting his number oh you're gonna what you want to get into are you tell me I
was asking him because he seems I was profiling a little bit hey you two want
to try some shit yeah fuck yeah look at this we're partying right here though
you y'all hey come on hey let's go into the alley yo
hold up hold up hold up yeah yeah let's go into the yeah let's go be a let's go
back here yo
coming through yo
I
Can most recognizable car in the fucking city right now. I don't think you're ready for this shit
Hey, I got this new drug
No, no, no, no to them
Hey this shit motherfucking
Hey, Syrux, I give him the spiel.
Okay.
This drug will make you feel very nice and good.
Yeah.
If you are stressed, just take this drug. It will all melt away.
You will be able to focus on yourself and escape the realms.
That society may hold you in.
Sir, this will be second place.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Oh thank you.
Oh yeah, just get it right up.
Do you like, how do I do this?
Just do it, just do it, no one?
Just do it up, okay.
Is that what I'm saying?
Slow again?
Yeah, just look at it.
You're slow again?
Oh, I'm looking at it.
Just do it.
Yeah, look at it and inject yourself.
Oh god damn.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
I've had a family of three kids for 55 years but I died from falling off a ladder.
Oh my god.
Not much.
Thousand each yo, how much you got?
I got three, you can have it all.
Alright.
Go get your cash.
one dog you're good what you think damn bro I mean I was $5,000 all right well
hey if you want more well fucking bring someone to me that hasn't tried it and
I'll give them one for free and you won wait really yep I'm kind of into that
Yeah, there you go. You're taking my number straight up
Right here. What was your was your name dude right here take my number dog?
But it's Mike the plug pull your phone out. Yo, I'm sorry. I thought I thought you could just you know cloud it
Thanks, bro. Yeah, Mike the plug. I'll hit you up. Yeah. We do many like I have a great idea
We do like you know like vending machines you know bars and stuff you do like the syringe separate from the actual stuff
Yeah, and you sell them an extra packages, and you're like listen dude. I'm not so it's not there's nothing in them
It's like a loophole
Now I'm trying to get people high
Yeah, right, right. Yeah, I'm trying to make in the fabric of society so that China can easily take over dog
All right bet it's working to I'm gonna hang up
Hi, please
I'll give you three for two. Hey, I appreciate that. Thank you
Sick fuck yeah, thank you. Did you also live what's good?
The other guy you bought two cars today the BDM, I didn't you yeah, yeah, you want to buy my shit
I mean hey you don't come down to the BDM to buy a third one, that depends you know.
Maybe. Are you gonna try this?
Yeah, sure, here. How do I hurry for this?
First one's free dog.
Okay yeah, well, I guess I'll try this, but yeah, just come down to the BDM, let me just, let me just, yeah.
Should I just, should I just, just get this?
Yeah, just, yeah, just, yeah.
Oh
This is just a crack at our p-server. Yeah, it really is
That's good
Where am I again?
Are you good?
You'd be on the ball fucking uh, yeah, you you down down, bro. Oh shit. Yeah
You know, yeah
Yeah, you're looking looking to buy it
God, yes
Yeah, that's great, okay
Hey, what's good?
Okay, yeah, man
What up bro?
What's going on fucker?
God
Wait, you're my bloke from earlier right?
Yeah, did you rob me or some shit?
Yeah, he's just
You want your gun back?
Yeah, I do
Yeah, I can give you that back
Can I have that fucking knife?
Hey, give me your bag, don't drink
Drift back bitch
No, that's in my room, you know
You wanna give me a ride over?
But I'll give it back to you
Yeah, yeah, that sounds good dog
Okay, I thought he
When he gave you back the right one
He was yelling at me not to talk
So I didn't talk
When he uh
Oh yeah
When they gave you the wrong one, so I was scared.
Oh fuck, my bad.
I said I have it right now.
Yeah, you good motherfucker.
Just call a cab yo.
This thing is sweet, bro.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
It's like zombies.
Oh fuck.
I
Go kind of cool
I'll be right back. I appreciate that yo
What happened to that motherfucker he might be dead he got shot at but I'm gonna be honest
I never saw nothing. I never saw nothing for sure
Never I'm blind. I think I think I could be blind
What's going on
No child
This drug is very good. Very awesome
If you have this drug and everything will be even more very good very awesome
Tenor tenor if you had a bad life
It will not be bad anymore. It will be very good very awesome. Take this drug you want it
This might this might be exactly what we were looking for
We needed a place to stay and we needed to find that guy
We didn't do it. Hey, I'm gonna be real. You take this shit. You won't even care about having a house dog
We say you swear man. I swear to God you won't
Fucking good enough for me. Yeah, you and you will not even care about having a house dog
I promise is this gonna help me like find 70. Yeah
Was good
No
Why the fuck are we being so loud?
They do
Look up Mike block in the yellow pages
Mike let me get your number brother.
Oh you call me.
Help me up brother.
There you go.
That's mine brother.
Alright yo.
Alright, see ya.
Tanner.
Tanner wait for me.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
Hey, return the gun.
Are you telling me that whole thing was a misunderstanding?
And maybe I overreacted.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, fuck, that sounded good.
Oh, you don't have to give me that info.
Yo, what up, mate?
Hey, where are you at?
Oh, shit, I'm about to come back to the hood while I was...
just kidding at this Billy my fucking you just kidding at who Billy oh for real
yeah yeah we're still looking for seven oh yeah oh wait hey what y'all
with him
Damn, so y'all so it's just like that, huh?
Yeah, this motherfucker fucked up right? He snatched up multiple people like
Oh
Hey, he's on you all too. Yeah, he okay, so I think you see nothing
Like a little dude that said that he sent you or say him up to
Yeah, yeah, he's dead. I'm burning him alive
Information I just
Forget that forget that sir D-Ref D
All right, fuck it. We're gonna go shoot this guy on the board
Hey hold up my fucking roach called me and I said yeah seven flipped on you and all that shit
So now no one probably fuck with him
Nobody's nobody's seen him bro. He like hit the fucking road bro. Damn. He ain't picking up his phone either
Yeah, that's crazy. That's my fucking mind. It just you know what I mean
Hey, did you make a decision on that shit? I?
Mean
in the market. How much you gonna sell me? How much of my salt? Yeah. Shed like over
60. Damn, I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna need to sleep on that. I mean, I'm not fucked with
you, yo, but I got a motherfucking diversify my portfolio dog. You feel me? I know. But
look, guess what? I make my money, you know, I sell this shit since I'm gonna be the one
Look at that shit, guess what I can get to corner the market.
I can't play or sleep on it down.
I mean, I ain't going to push it.
That's amazing.
That's a major business essentially right now.
I'm not trying to.
I'm just saying, you're the boss.
You make the boss call, man.
I'm with it.
You tell me what you want to do.
You go to sleep.
I'm going to sleep on it, yo.
I don't like to make big decisions like that.
You feel me?
All right, yeah.
Yeah.
All right, well shit, Mike, I appreciate you giving us
that opportunity and everything.
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to hook you up.
I know I know but like whoever sell the most go and get the best deals
Yeah, yeah, I'm not here flipping this shit, bro. We already just sold on another 15
All right, I got taken a hey can y'all watch my car for a second
I'll be back.
Bye.
Oh my god.
My deploy.
Jeep?
Oh my god, I hate it. It's so fucking loud dude.
You know?
God, she's so fucking loud.
That was hard dude having tonight this is so hard
You
No, they're not working on a, uh, they're not working on the volume fix, uh, like just
turning down the rain because it's one of those things where it seems like it wouldn't
take a lot of effort, but it actually really does.
I think that could work, man, you should just pay her 5,000.
All right, that's what I'm gonna spend my first 5,000 on.
What's going on, man?
What's good? I just killed a guy again
Yeah, you want me to front you you want it, huh?
Yeah, I'm asking if you want to front me some more now. You ain't got money. Um, I
I
Have 10 G's on me. I
Mean yeah, how much you want?
So what you think that get me bruh? I mean 10 I'll do more fucking
You know I'm saying I'll do 30 for the time
30 for the 10
Yeah, what about 50?
30 is you don't fucking amazing deal
fit 30 50 for 10
Yeah, you know I'm good for it. Yeah, I know you are but damn
I'm real ambitious right now.
Why don't you just take the 100 pack and come back to me with 30 when you need the re-up?
Yeah, I...
Alright.
Is there a 30 pack on you right now or are you saying like the one I got?
No, I got it.
I'll give you 100 pack but...
Yeah, what up?
I'm in the middle of a deal, and I got you.
I appreciate you, man.
I'm in the middle of a deal, and I got you.
I appreciate you man.
Yep.
Alright.
I'll bring you 30 tomorrow.
Alright, cool, cool.
Alright, we'll see how this goes. You better go to bed.
Nah.
Alright, keep running it up, Brett.
I gotta get at least two, like at least two more car payments today.
Hey, come on, Zarexa.
Okay.
it goes my hero at least two more cars
damn there's some crazy shit going on right now seven tried to play every side
got caught up it sounds like Rodney I don't know what he's on
Hey, welcome to Benny's.
What's good, yo?
Yo, what's good?
How can I help?
I should, uh, I just need my motherfucking, uh, car fixed up, yo.
It's all beat up and shit, dog.
Okay, might I come up and take a look?
Yeah, you can take a look.
Thank you.
should I be with the key huh if you got the key I ain't giving you the key to
my shirt dog all I'm gonna do is just pull it in over there yeah I'll pull it
in for you I ain't giving you the key to my shirt okay no problem
Oh
There's okay, I understand understand bear with me. Yeah, cuz I got drugs in the back dog like a lot of them. Oh
Shit
They're like a lot of drugs back there yo information registered
What do you think?
Yeah, there's not much damage, we'll just go from the back here, just a little bit of
glass here.
There you are.
Looking around for $5 there, I'll be able to get that done for you.
$5?
Five four forty, so four zero forty. All right, four damn everything reminds me of her
Here you go, dog, but that shit still hurts
It's okay now even free win a quick free clean as well. All right cool. Yo
They sir extra you need a gun, yo
Oh, I where the fuck did you get that you oh, yeah, that's right
How long have you been working for Bennings?
First day I'm just helping out the owners away.
You know Mr. Benny?
Not personally, no.
I've got a phone call from one of his employees, so I just called him from our town.
Okay, plus one.
So, there we just grabbed this nice bit, there you go sir, and it's all like took
for you there, little cleaning sparkle, and you should be all good to go.
Hi, cool, thanks, y'all.
Appreciate y'all.
Have a great day.
Bye.
Died.
Did she just say, dolly?
What if she must have moved on?
I don't think she said something.
That's our big oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Oh, come on, come on.
Hey, my bad dog.
Yeah, you know, it's just like five miles an hour in parking lots.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I said sorry, yo.
Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, so you know, for future reference, you know.
Man, I'll drive however fast I want in this car I got from selling drugs.
All right.
Okay.
If I make a, if I buy a car selling drugs like this one, I'm going to buy it.
If I buy a car selling drugs like this one matter of fact come here. You like drug
Hey, you gotta try this shit
You'll be working construction. I know you're back her guys. Come on. You don't just walk up behind the brother like that
Come on, dog. Just try it. Yeah
You ain't gonna try it
You talking about that needle in your hand the syringe that's like five inches long. Yeah
Yeah, hey Syraxa convince him
This drug is very good
It will make you feel very happy if you are not happy
You will be happy if you are happy you will be ultra extra happy
Yep, you want to take this drug it will free you and your mind and the
Possibilities that it unlocks will become endless. Yeah, you will become a better person
Yes, dog. Don't you want to reach your like maximum potential young?
I mean, I'm doing pretty good. Actually. No, you're not look at what I'm driving
I am an AI personal companion, not a robot.
You have happiness in your soul suit?
Yes.
Are you glad that you're ruining people's lives with drugs?
Man, I'm making their life better, dog.
Yeah, you're talking about a sweet little honey pot.
Before you know it, you need more.
And then I gotta buy more.
I'm stuck in a constant loop well fuck it. That's everything in life. Oh, that's everything you just described everything
Now you see all I want to do is plug holes and feed the whole a plug the hole in your arm with this syringe
No, then I can't help the homeless anymore man. I'm gonna be this guy's a narc
Information right? Yeah, you know, you know, it is what it is. Okay guys. Just say no and whatever
No, no, okay school assembly. No, you're getting a taste of this
Out of boy
Yeah, you will
Only can force it on him. Yeah, that's coming
That is coming
Real yeah, we just gotta figure it out cuz we don't want it to be that OP, but we do want it to be kind of OP
Like I'm thinking maybe they stumble around for 30 seconds before they pass out
We got to figure it out
No, I mean, I don't think it's like a fuse.
Like I don't think there's any abusing it.
Yeah.
Cause like if we make it like that, that's just how it is.
It's not a fuse.
There's a college kid there.
Yeah, we're gonna walk over there.
The old minigame would be ridiculously funny.
I
hey come here come on yo hey hang up yo seven come on dog what fuckers are
looking for you yo yeah keep a gun on a mecho damn you hard for that
Come on behind me dog
Yeah
There you go keep a gun on them dog
Damn you fucked up damn. How'd you fuck up so bad?
Hey, keep a gun on them that go keep a gun on them. Yeah, there you go
Hey word is you you crisscrossed everyone dog
I guess yo, but damn
Hey, who's you just on the phone with?
Fucking Thomas we're rose. Well, you should have killed him. I used to fucking supposed to none of the shit everything would have worked out
Oh, don't give me that
You're gonna blame it on him
Yo, what up? Hey, I got some little right. Oh, yeah, what you got for me meet me?
um
Shit, uh
I'm in my blocks still we got
No, this is gonna have to be somewhere else. Uh meet me. I'm all fucking uh at the docks
At the docks. Yeah, like, um
You should work in i'll be there. All right, I got you. All right, bet
You got a gun on you something
What happened you got a gun on you? No, you ain't going to try got any weapon on you
Joe's the 70 fucking things. I'm gonna give Roach
But what?
fucking correct
You have 70 of the time yeah, but I
Damn seven you just had to cross everyone and then that's that huh?
That wasn't the plan there but it turned out like that, it got crazy.
That wasn't the plan, and yeah, it went like that.
Alright, get out yo, and pull your phone out and throw it in the water dog.
Yeah, hey, come here motherfucker, come here.
Come here! Why are you running? Don't be dumb. Come over here, yo.
Yeah.
Come on, don't be stupid, yo.
Pull your hands down, dog. Pull your phone out.
Yeah.
Throw that shit over there.
No. That's good. That's good.
What is fucking tracking me?
I better save them, sorry, someone.
Hello?
Well, that was no fun.
Danger detected.
Out of the car, danger detected.
Okay.
Danger dissipated.
Hey, good detection, danger.
Bro, I'll give you your shit back.
Okay.
Uh, I'll give you all your shit back.
yeah but I know dog but I I just I don't think you can be out here I mean I
think like a motherfucking two-time in you know I mean a rat motherfucker like you
you just gotta go dog yeah you fucking are a motherfucking cross at everyone dog
you just you gotta go dog
I'm saying
Yo hold up.
Alright, out the whip dog.
Yeah, come on.
This way.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on come on
Hey look
Yeah, look what I found yo
Hey, he was on the phone with homeboy when we picked him up dog roach
He was gonna get lurch with his pills and some shit. Yeah, I was gonna give Shaggy's pills. That's it. I didn't do that for Shaggy, guys. I come across him.
Yo, come on man. Hurry up, dude. Hey, hold up.
Now get in line, Billy.
Come on, guys. I don't even know what's going on.
Hey, who got Roach's number, dawg?
I don't get it at the MDT. Oh, yeah, grab that shit. Hey, what's his government name?
Thomas I'm gonna search for Thomas
Okay
What a number is
two and one six
stop fucking crying
hey Rodney you got me guys
don't be a pussy Billy
you're right you're right
fucking mess
fucking s***
any fuckin liquid gunna be coming out of you dog
you better be fucking serious
what's good in the spirit of unity I think we should just do these motherfuckers
together dog I want to burn him alive hey do whatever you want to
after this yo I gave you a gun back hey
Street
You're gonna believe those fucking guys with me
It was different people seven
You are not that he betrayed everybody
Yeah, he did he said what do you want me to do dog? This is my fucking admitted it. Yo, okay? Okay?
How did I betray any of you? Hey, I'm sorry. Yo dirty motherfucking like you just gotta go dog
Yeah, you played the game. Yeah, you played the game in loss, bro
You better shoot me. You better shoot me.
You're actually recording.
I'm out of here. Go.
I'm unable to process command from my registry.
Somebody record it.
Yeah.
Racing hearts, sweaty palms.
Sudden urge to disappear forever.
Congrats. That's anxiety.
Now try Nervexa.
I feel that won't fix your life but might make you care slightly less about it.
Nervexa.
Because your brain is a bully and we brought brass knuckles.
That's that, yo.
You could purchase your anatic space for $5,000.
Get the fuck up outta here, bro.
Hey, bro, I looked at that motherfucker like he was a brother to me, bro.
I really trusted him with shit.
Yeah, I guess you can't trust no one
Drugs fucking tore people apart. It's probably been like eight hours
What's good, yo
What's good? Yeah, what's like?
All right, what is a bit awkward situation ain't it? Yeah
Yeah for you
He's a shit. Oh, you got that croc. Just disappeared man. No, I didn't come in off on me
Huh, oh, yeah, seven. Yeah. Hey, let's just say seven heaven dog. You feel me
Hey, huh? Well, that's all I needed to hear baby. Yeah, he's gone
Sounds like we on the same page now. I
I'm gonna kill his last boy here because I've been rounding him up all night.
I'm gonna put him down and then the problem it sounds like it's over.
Man, only paid you on the old bitch it where he's bitch.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm gonna see you for real.
Look, I don't do riddles, motherfucker.
Not even a little bit needed.
So you still got a problem with me, that's what you're saying?
Yeah, you set me up.
I
Businesses business ain't
Hey, I'm gonna be real a street motherfucker like me don't care about any of that all y'all gotta get it back in
What come? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd like to see you tried. I like to all right s7 yo, I did
He's dead. Hey, hey fuck seven and I'm glad he did and like I said
I'm about to kill his little boy that he got over here because I've been running up these boys all night
Fuck see you can go round up to more of them him and Billy are motherfucking stankin down all place place Docs yo
Fucking penitentiary and this one's about to die too. So fuck y'all and fuck seven
And the H is gonna be our game mother fucker. So fuck you too. How you feel about Rodney?
never heard of him
hey bro, we in the middle of some shit, why don't you live over here
alright, well good luck yo
back beard charlie
yeah, what him
damn rotten, you just got booed
you said all that shit disappeared?
yeah
you can ask Chad
yeah, he was putting it up and it disappeared in the car
hey, check the car again
no no no, the car is gone, man
Oh the car disappeared.
Yes, yes.
What the fuck.
Sometimes these tomas are beyond some splinter so shit.
They pick that shit up and like a repel.
Yeah they just in and out.
I appreciate you Bruno.
Yeah.
I can't believe you did that shit too.
You said in the clock strike 7 that shit kinda hard.
It's kind of hard. I can't lie. I know man. Hey, anyone got some bullets I can buy
Yeah, I got some how much you need like a hundred rounds. Yeah, I got that
completely
I need them right now. Yo, I appreciate you might we put this shit up. Hi
How much yo
What's up Jim? Oh shit. Just give me a I gotta get it from the banner. Just give me a shit like 15 per
Or for both 12 per all right cool. I shall go get them for you. Hey, what's up, Jimmy?
That's wasn't that was a crazy
That was a crazy eight hours of our p-chat
This is the most insane day on Chase so far.
Yep.
And all it took was drugs to tear everyone apart.
That's awesome.
Are the ballers a U-time?
No, they're around during NA.
I think Slim is just, unfortunately, a crackhead now.
Hello.
Hey, what's good, dog?
I'm losing my voice.
What the fuck is happening?
I feel like I haven't been streaming.
See, there it is.
That's true.
Slim's just a, he's a fucking junkie now.
He's a croc cat.
What a crazy, crazy day, champ.
I can't believe this has been a nine hour stream
it fucking flew by.
Future sub-a-thon, Vaude.
I agree.
I agree.
still selling. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, be proud.
Okay.
Through this video.
What is this?
Let me see your face flip the camp click the camera button dog
Oh
Shit
From the bird shot dog. All right. How much you want?
How much we're gonna 900 or 8 to get the dog shit like a couple to
All right, I'll take the couple.
All right, I'm gonna come through.
All right, me and the bird shot, just take the team besides.
I'll get the money.
All right, dog.
All right, see you here, dog.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
There you go, all 100.
I think that's right.
Yeah, that's about right.
Yeah, but you should go for 15 per.
well it goes for 10 per at the store so I'll figure I'll make my money back and
then I'll give you the discount for the bulk price yeah that makes sense
I'm a real mathematician for show I solved math yeah that makes sense all right
shit well here you go have some of those two oh hi LS PD obeys cruise won't do
my objectives in this one led by big cock shock and his right-hand man Silas
swimmer with the quick swimmers moving quick when danger hits
hey Mike you should have been a book
you purchased your match face for $5,000
already what the hell
oh man she's reading a book
what's good
she really likes books
hey uh yeah i'd like to buy some syringes please
hi who this
uh my name's hubert
hi how you get my number
Uh, I saw you on the yellow pages.
Look at that Terry.
Alright.
That's cool yo.
Where you is?
Yeah.
Um, I'm over here at the hospital.
Alright fuck it.
You in the parking lot?
Yeah.
Alright I'm on the way yo.
Do you have any water or something?
Alright.
Alright y'all.
Hey we all head to grandma's house to go celebrate 7th's death.
What the fuck?
You heard me?
Yeah.
You're going to grandma's house to go celebrate Santa Claus.
The fuck is with grandma's house?
Hey, I don't know. What the fuck is going on?
Who loves this shit? I know, it's like, fuck, now I'm actually gonna have to play my block.
I was gonna just come on here and fuck around.
Well then I actually fell into a story.
Accidental arc.
Yeah, it happens.
I gotta play prior too.
It's just all fucked, man.
Too much fucking RV.
Yo!
Oh, shit.
The fuck you doing in the road?
Hey, you got any crackin' up?
Yeah, I do.
then. Hey, who here? Oh, these guys. This is the guy that stabbed me with this
syringe. Oh, I fucking did it. Who's her bird dog?
This is the guy that stabbed me right here.
Oh, he's inside the hospital right now.
I don't see the gas on the ground.
Yeah, I don't know if her word is going to be getting in the shape of that.
you have reached an automated
Yeah, the reference is hard.
Hey, do me a favor, go ahead and watch my mag.
I'm going to have to take a look at the
other two.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I gotta make sure y'all.
you would like me to take a picture
oh
you good?
I just uh...
yeah?
yeah
okay
shoot that
alright fuck
alright yeah let's go
alright
you sure you don't want me to do it?
no I got this one
Yeah.
Yeah.
yo dog why you driving like that you would like me to enable dog mode yeah
Okay
Hi, what else dog mode do
She free
Oh shit sound from unregistered user
I
Sell tweaking tonight ruined his life talking about
I do want to keep this.
Hey, what's good, Sal?
What you want, bro?
Hey, I'm talking.
Hold on.
Let me put you on speaker.
Miss Wingzaws, you're telling me that my things
are going to fall off if I keep doing this?
Hey, Wingzaws, why are you telling people that my shit
make them all, they dick fall off, you know?
Where are we lying?
Oh, hey.
You have crocodiles being enough for the shit that you gave
my employees?
They wanted it.
I
Know they didn't hold up. Hey your motherfucking what his name
What the fuck his name he bought ten more
Inbain T-Mac
You know
He went to bed early you sell that shit cook. Yeah, you want some cook
How many you got how much money
phone yeah all right give me your phone I'll hook you up it's like illegal drugs
all over again no no give me your phone
all right there you go cut all right so all right all right get it one more
time
stop trying to take this shit long I didn't want to process command from a registered user
what the fuck you talk about dog I'm registered dog follow up you are you not a registered user
Hey, hold up. Hey, hey get up get up guy. I just gave that to you ever done this shit before
Hey get up against that. Hey, no hold up wings. I'll smoke at this
Oh hell no
Bruh!
Uh, well, did you?
Nah, bruh!
No, did you?
Orca, bro.
Oh, dammit!
Goddammit!
Sorex, uh, escape mode!
Okay!
Oh, fuck.
She's running with her head up.
Nipo P.
I'm ready to nerf the knife into the ground.
Oh
It's too good
Damn just like that
Out of here dog get me out, please
No listen dog. We gotta go
Delete it. It's just gotta get nerfed into the ground. It's too good
I'm taking y'all to the hospital dog, all right, thank y'all Wilden
You have to stream notes
Nerf knife into the dirt
Way too good
Or it needs to like also or it can't go through armor
One of the two
No stun, not spam
Hey dog, meet us at the hospital bro
Oh my god
I'll fuck it whatever
Fuck it whatever
How much is in there a shit was that shit about dog?
So I had to step you all but like I'm protected the smoke on the water
She just started stitching motherfucking snitch. Yeah, I know dog
But like goddamn y'all put me in a fucking position dog. What god damn
Hey, what's up, bro, like damn
That's why I'm taking all y'all to the fucking hospital bro is like goddamn
God damn it dawg. Bro, quit leaking dawg!
She had some bullets.
I mean, I like the longer gunfights, but it's kinda fucking stupid that like, it takes 15 bullets to shoot somebody, but a knife could bounce him into three fucking heads.
It's just too good. We just gotta nerf the fuck out of it.
You know, I hate that the knife went so close to range. It's too good, man. I'm telling you it's too good.
I'm sure they're fine.
Or an anti-spam mechanic.
Probably just taking a freaking nap.
Get them some medicine.
Hi there, mister.
What can I do for you?
Oh, no, I'm just loitering.
Oh, all right.
Why?
Isn't that a crime?
Is it no I have something to do inside I swear what is it hold on well come on back here
The guy they shot at right behind us
my truck man why are you so heavy too bro what the fuck cuz I got so much weight on
me I'm pushing you weren't you just here his armor supposed to counter his life damage
I thought it was.
Oh my god, what happened to you guys?
That's just all fucked. It needs to be looked at.
Oh my god, let's face it.
I might have a hernia.
I'm more important.
I might have a hernia.
Life's lasting 10 percent.
Yeah, we're gonna have to completely re-look at it.
Okay, just tell it off.
Lots of fluids. Don't go swimming.
I'm more important.
And besides that,
hopefully you're good to go over your way out of here.
here or if we need to
Kind of snitching for this
Yeah, but if she's snitching and you defended then you also kind of snitching yo
If you attack my passenger again, I'm gonna have to become violent with you.
Uh, I gotta seduce you today.
Oh yeah?
I'll pick you up, son.
You know what?
Oh, you should've.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna send the man crawling outside.
Why are you here?
Uh, I'm gonna send you out of the park.
Shit, no!
I'm gonna send you out of the park!
I'm gonna send you out of the park.
No!
I'm gonna send you out of the park.
Oh my god.
We- it's an endangered species!
We have a die unicorn.
Mike Block, put your fucking hands in the air.
He's running, he's running.
Alright, he got it.
He's getting into a taxi.
I
Think this they did man, they instantly search it. I fuck it. Oh my god. It's over GG. It's just done. It's just done
fuck man
was it lately Bart? it doesn't matter
I think it does matter, it doesn't matter
actually I think it does matter, hold on
alright what the fuck just happened
what the fuck is going on
I don't think they could search the car there, maybe.
of
of
I don't know where this is, I'm in the moody studio, moody studio.
How many fucking cops are on me, dude?
Actually how fucking many?
Holy shit.
I don't see the cops all fucking day.
Now this? For that?
This for that?
Okay, what in the fuck has happened? I- I don't understand.
I didn't seem like that many. It was at least four because I sold two LSPD cars and two BCSO.
But it could have just been someone who happened to be patrolling.
Still one in a taxi.
Jesus.
Please be up here.
Please, please, please, please.
No!
Oh, it is.
Nice.
Okay.
Huge.
I mean, I gotta know.
Did they search the fucking truck?
And I bet you that they did.
Is it a legal search though?
We just got to see if they even searched the bitch first.
If they didn't search this fucking truck, it would actually be a miracle.
My ankle's bigger than your neck. Uh, whatever.
I don't think they did.
What in the fuck?
What the fuck?
What in the fuck?
What the fuck?
We gotta find Echo.
I still think knife damage needs to be like.
we got, we got, we got a look at that man
this shit is way too good
i've been saying nines are a bit much
what's your fucking phone is smart?
Maybe at the British buff.
I think that was her.
There you are.
Yeah, where you is.
I was just about to go and try and get your car.
Yeah, no, you, hey, it's good.
They didn't search it for some reason.
I'm about to be at the motherfucking hotel dog.
Alright, I'll meet you there.
Alright, yo.
Alright.
The trick is to get back to the nerve so they kill his character with it.
I mean that will do it, yeah.
It's too good though.
Three-shot through full armor?
No, that's fucking insane.
Next down what is that person a fucking rogue?
Hey Terry, you gotta try this shit dog. Oh crap, okay. All right, let's go yo get cool
Yeah, you gotta try it. Everyone keeps telling me not to that's really scary. No, but it's
just because they hey it's probably because they don't yeah for real who you
think they'd get jealous yeah I think that's what's going on dog exactly
fatalities after you down someone who's that the banner oh wait that's good
idea maybe a little bit why what's up
noise. What is that? What's the people? What? Oh, what is that? No, I didn't think it was
your supplier guy. Oh, what is that, dog? Hey, you good woman? Oh, Jesus. You good?
Hey!
I gotta go, Roddy, there's somebody right there.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Are you good?
I like Joel like that.
Ew!
Oh, yes.
No, no, no.
I don't like that.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No thanks.
No, thanks, I think the fuck not respectively
Yeah, we see it yeah, we see it
What's taking
Oh, that shows the last, oh wait, that's kinda cool, oh, this is someone who runs for, oh,
oh, that's really smart, four, all right, hold up, we gon', we gon' do this shit one
at a time, bro.
I'm honored by the way, yeah.
Oh!
Fuck it, we all do one.
Wait, that's also nice.
Wait, what the fuck?
Why didn't I know about any of this?
It takes everyone.
How the fuck did you know that?
But I didn't.
Yeah!
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
The most I can call, don't I?
I think we're at a construction guy trying to fucking beat my shit out in front of the
cruise
You want to try this shit dog? Not at all give it to me
Oh shit I left it in the trunk of my car
oh shit it's right out there all right I'm gonna be hey no come on we should all
go okay
yeah cuz motherfuckers trying to get me right now
for real motherfuckers and I got to keep this bitch loaded dog
I used all my shit on one song, unfortunately.
What's good, young?
I still want to buy some of your dogs.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be down there.
Sorry, I got to do a shootout at Smoke on the Water.
That's fine, dog. That's fine.
All right.
Yeah.
Hey, man, don't feed that thing.
Don't fear that thing going I just gave her an egg is that oh
She's oh that can't be good. Oh shit. What's good? What's good y'all?
Yeah, let's take all these drugs up to my hotel room, dog.
Hey, what's good, single?
Hey, gap.
I can get a step.
It's a single.
Huh?
Single?
A distant memory.
From another life.
Ding.
Wabagon.
There he is.
Yeah, here you go, dog.
Oh, man, here we go.
Yeah, here it comes.
Oh, you're trying to get it right.
Oops.
Dude, why am I losing my voice? What the fuck is going on?
I've never tried drugs with a needle before.
Yeah, that's how you know it's better.
Yeah.
This little sting.
Oh man, I am scared.
You got this, Terry.
You got it.
Yeah, see you like it, huh?
Like that.
It's the first time in so long I feel safe.
Oh.
Yeah, see?
That was a good feeling, yo.
I can't even see the word different ways yeah send it with different kinds
yeah there you go
organizer
all right it's like the air is singing to me yeah it's good huh hey let's get out
you're yo hey you want to come with us terry you're gonna have to sit on
somebody's lap just put them in the trunk you
ice cream sandwich, you know, I wish they would make an ice cream sandwich, but using
like the vanilla and orange ice cream, you know, I love that vanilla and orange cream
sickle man not like the soft serve vanilla norms you don't I mean not a
cream sickle
hi come on you got no ammo
I
Hear you here. Hey, Terry you got a gun yeah, let's go yo
Why you fucking with my car dog
Hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Who's fucking with my car
Get out of here yo, this shit about to get ugly
I'm not taking it easy you piss me off yo, and now you're going through my car
Give me one reason why I shouldn't do it right now dog
That's a lie
Kill them
Run! Run! Run, yo!
Terry! Terry, get in!
HECKET WILL BE OKAY, SHE'S A SURVIVOR!
Okay.
No, for the first time in my life, I wasn't sure to get a shot there.
Yeah, it's nice, huh?
Yeah.
Get ready, yo.
Okay.
You still high?
A little bit.
Alright, this should go and feel crazy.
of
Yeah, something like that, y'all.
I like that you can get into a little shootout with someone and
Like they can survive, you know what I mean? I just I feel like that it just feels better
It feels like it's just like a little less of like
It just makes you feel like a little less serious
Wait a minute, did PDM scam me and sell me a piece of shit?
actually no I bet with some turbo in this it would kind of fuck
There we go Terry!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
You're nothing but a distant memory to me.
You're sirens mean nothing.
What's good?
I'm still in the middle of something yo.
Yeah I'm in the middle of something yo.
I'll find dog dog can tweakers dog
Oh my goodness.
We got a block here, around, and somebody...
Come on, please! Get off the top of your hands up!
Fuck.
Hey!
Go down, go down, go down.
Those are my hands!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, help me!
I'm sorry, I did not mean for that to happen.
You're stealing the car?
No, I'm stealing the car.
Get in no you get out
Imagine watching your car get jacked twice.
Worst off, imagine you steal someone's car.
You rip them out of the car, someone else rips you out of that car, and then you're just laying next to them.
On the fucking side of the road.
You do yo beckos, okay? Oh she hit a bush that goes fine
She instantly hit a bush. I think it's hilarious that Roach got hit by a car.
A cop car. That was great.
You know, I think all of this is like, I think the server needed a little bit of, a little
bit of gang gang.
You know what I mean?
Terry got high and got arrested.
He instantly got high and got arrested.
Let's give you health, I think it does, it does?
Oh my god.
Construction worker RP.
Oh, it doesn't.
It's probably for the best.
The automatic guns are so bad until you get your gun leveling up, and I fucking love it.
I think it's hilarious.
I love the idea that someone just can't start automatic, they just can't like, instantly
shoot an automatic gun.
You know?
You're never getting away from the cops like that.
Have some stuff like it they could be cool of meth steady your aim for like 10 seconds or something
Or like I don't know they're like a minute maybe maybe five minutes I
Want this immersion of people smoking meth in their car before they fucking do a crime to like steady their nerves
You know what I mean?
I don't know why I'm losing my voice, but I have no idea.
Have I been screaming a lot today?
Wstream?
I got another fucking hour and a half to go, man.
A little bit.
I got a fucking 12-hour stream tomorrow too much. It's gonna be toast
You talk constantly for like 40 hours a week you think I talk more than the average person that's probably true
Is that go coming back after I don't know if I'm gonna come back after the storm
You in the gang now, Gorg, Giff, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime,
Crime.
Food.
Echo's going to bed.
Dog, it's two in the morning.
How many people are left on the server?
Oh, I guess it just started resetting.
Holy shit, man.
Did Roach survive that shootout?
That's awesome if he did.
Yeah, I think that's good man.
You know?
He said, I'm a good man.
That's a lot.
Oh
listen out on
what the fuck man, i didn't shoot none
i had one, i had the other one
i'm a cruiser
what do you mean one of those
oh god im shook
what's the banner of the
he got in the car and took it back
back to the back park
yes
this cops p.o me
has gotta be hilarious
what's the banner of the
Jesus
Oh my god
It's good man, I love it
I really I don't want to adjust the guns at all because I think they're perfect, but we do need to nerf knives, you know
It's great
That's the only thing I think if we can just bring knives down then it'll feel a lot better, you know
Yeah we gotta nerf that, we gotta nerf the fuck out of that shit.
The armor's not working yet, it's knives is the problem.
No, knives were broken before that.
Yeah, Harry took down two people.
Harry was being shot at by three people down two of them and almost down the third.
I don't know man, it's like that's both bad being stabbed and being shot point blank if
that's I feel like it's equally as bad depending on the caliber both bad
getting shot is always worse I guess yeah getting shot is always worse because
it's more it's more like the shrapnel that's the issue at that point, right?
It's actually breaking apart in you that you know that that's that yeah bullet breaks. Yeah
One hour angler yeah, I think all of it's bad, you know what I mean?
What a great stream
Chad has this been the best chase our peace dream so far
Do we think yes really
And Mike blocked it
You're right Omni
I think this was main monitor content
Wow like
Finally I am alive again, a new day, a bright future awaits, I can feel it.
Oh god.
He's going full crack, Ed Roach.
He's going full Roach.
Oh, shit.
Great server.
Yeah, now I just need to get on prior and I need to, um,
I need to, uh,
Really I need to continue I need to put some motion in my plan of executing um
Coster
You need to play prior the deputy allergic boy. Thank you so much for ten gift action
When he sees that you're pissed he's gonna fucking he that's his that's his boner, bro
Yeah, but you know, I also need to play wrangler and
I'm telling the devs another hit mechanic crock huge success.
After banger quarry into croc has been very good
Yep
No pants Ken dog I win I
Love the yeah, I love the character model that
When you take his pants off he doesn't have a dick
There's just nothing there, but he goes around and tries to solicit prostitutes.
I love that.
It's so funny to me.
Also, Chelsea and I are pretty sure that we actually saw like a hooker today.
It was a girl, uh, who was probably, I'll probably like early to mid twenties in like a full bedazzled titties out dress, uh, with this like man who was, he must have been in his 60s, very overweight, not well dressed, nothing like that.
And uh, and they were just off to dinner together at like two 30.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And then the owners of the restaurant, when they went outside, they both left in
separate cars, but the owners of the restaurant went outside to yell at that
guy.
I think they were telling him not to bring that shit back around there.
Cause like the only other people in this restaurant were like old women that
look like they were coming from church. It was interesting. I was like damn. I think
I've ever seen a real life hooker before not like that. I mean, you know, I used to like
scroll down the back pages and stuff, but not in real life. Did they yell at me too?
I mean, they were kind of yelling at me.
It was more like cheering while I was ordering.
Yeah.
In Michigan, you never saw hookers in the hood.
And I feel like it's not like that anymore.
I like hookers don't just stand on corners usually.
That shit's just all online, right?
They do in LA? Yeah, sure sure, but but but not but not like it used to be
You know what I mean
There's still lot lizards
Maybe I'll be a lot lizard if Chase RP doesn't work out
Fuck you, Pat, there's a-
Clutch!
20 gifted subs, thank you, man.
As much as humanly possible.
Hold on, I'm gonna thank you more when I get back.
I need some water.
I'm very thirsty.
I'm getting VDM'd by Tenta. Like what am I supposed to do? He literally VDM'd Warlorded me!
I'm really proud of this man can you actually search it's possible he has a
grenade that's what he was threatening here can you check that is I in the
hospital yeah a friend they go in the hospital so leave me a shout out
check good for me
I
Am I playing burning crusade?
Clutch, thanks again for the 20 gifted subs. I'm gonna answer your question
Any time I sit down to play another game on my computer, I just log on and start our peeing off
Yeah, negative on that
All right, copy that. So it's I'm gonna clear out of here and all I have to do is shit that is
Chris!
Damn fucking RPD. What the fuck is that dude? Amazing RPD today. Everyone did a fantastic job being
being shitbags
I think I'm going to be able to
You know what happens is, I sit down, and this is just how I know that my life is fucked up now.
Cause I'll think about playing well, but then I'm like, is there anything else I should be doing with my time?
And the answer is always yes.
You know what I mean?
It's just...
I wanna play, but it's just like, fuck man.
You know, is it that much of a time commitment? Maybe I could
It's just wow I can only play a few hours a week, right? I'm probably fun
Fuck you you already done it. No, but that's the thing. I did it. I I I missed burning crusade
Like I got it at the end of it I
Played classic when it came out, but like I wasn't like I was a kid
I wasn't really good enough to be rating or anything. You know what I mean?
Like I didn't really start
I should be up there like two minutes and then, you know, I was just then of a unit now. Okay.
I
But I don't know how deep you want to go TPC to be a time sink
My problem with classic wow is that everyone just knows it, you know what I mean?
And I feel like it's it's just kind of not as fun when everyone just knows. I don't know
Like people aren't really trying to like progress together, you know, just do it
Like it's just I feel like I'm playing the game. It feels like I'm just being carried through everything, you know, which is kind of true
Yeah, I accept that I would play casually I never played it from the start I made my account at 1lk
But so far it has been very fun even fitting in my work schedule
I
Know man, I just I don't know I don't know I want to play but
Yeah, I accept that I would play casually I never played it from the start
I made my account at 1lk. It's so far. It's been very fun. He's been fitting in my work schedule
Do you have me if you want that second donation back?
I'll refund you
Just DM me.
If you want to play Hitchu up, you're all on it.
What server are you on?
Cause now this other thing's happening.
Where I have three different fucking Fred groups spread across other servers.
Night Slayer? Okay, well that solves one of my issues then.
Hehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehaha
Okay, well that, that solves the wh-
it's just everyone on Nightslayer then
That's where all my other friends are at too, so that would work.
Pretty much. Okay.
I don't know. Let me fucking...
That's a PvP one.
Yeah, I like that. It looks better.
I'm the real TBC is a huge time thing at the start
Maybe I should try to play it the issue though is now that I have a wife. I have to also convince her to play
Or else then I'm fucking just like
You know working five days of you know working, but you know, I'm not spending time with her
And then and then I'm fucking off and I'm playing wow for
You know, I mean yeah ignoring her playing well
You're on the PussyPV server. I like PVP. Yeah, I know. See that? That's what I mean, Jim. Yeah, that's what you gotta do.
I was hoping to get her into WoW with housing, which almost worked.
But also then again, I'm not even into WoW, so who am I to... you know what I mean?
the soda not like wow no she thinks classic is fucking boring which it is
if you are if like if you didn't play it then yeah it fucking sucks
it like the nostalgia does nothing for her because she didn't play it she went
from Final Fantasy 14 to classic and she was like oh yeah this is what the fuck
this is boring to shoot she liked that which I think it's kind of base she's
more of a gamer than I am
final fantasy probably actually is better than well
The banner is now swap out with me. I need to have it on school, but uh
We have a unit down here. I'm just making a rest
It's good up to a point
I like retail. I just fucking the more I see about retail more. I hate it
I what the fuck I went on an old man right the other day
What the what happened to the cool like blizzard cinematics man? I feel like all the wow cinematics are fucking
weird-ass Pixar shit now dude it's just like what the fuck is this game shit
used to be cool
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I
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted that's huge man
I would yell and make a big spectacle out of it, but I am losing my voice and I do have a 12-hour stream ahead of me tomorrow
10 hours of
GTA 5 roleplay on the hit server chase roleplay and then guess what we have two hours of you'll never believe it where wins meet again
guys
What do you need? Do you need help?
Your sheriff is on duty. It's okay.
Your sheriff? Yeah, they need help.
Where are you?
Hello? What do you need?
We're down at the Benner Hotel. We're trying to make an arrest and there's a group forming around us.
Alright.
Okay, I'm on the way.
Your uncle just died.
I'm not in Europe!
Thank you so much 20 more gifted subs. Appreciate that. Thank you so much 20 boys
18 making cowboys wanting to get fucked that ram ranch. I love this server
This is the group forming
Okay, I can see why you guys are panicking on the radio
Help us I'm being swore
I
Okay, hold on what's what's going on here?
Often to sell me a waffle for a ticket hours
He snatched the hundred dollars out of my hands while I was coming to 50 and then if you start give it back
Then I give up the waffle. He then passes items in this individual
Okay, and if I just give you a waffle you think we can just all go our separate ways here
Well, I thought I'm just returning the money if he's not gonna give it the waffle back then he refused
What do you want to do
They have it on
I thought I'm I gave him multiple chances to be honest
I want my lawyer!
He wants a lawyer.
Yeah, he did!
Yeah, he wants a lawyer. You tased him?
I did tased him, yes. When he started handing him off to the items to the second individual.
He shoot that bolt, fucker!
What the hell?
He didn't hand me shit.
But he attended.
So first he handed the items off to this individual, then he attempted to hand it off to that individual.
Alright, well what are you doing? Cause you tased her a guy. You can't really...
I'm arresting him!
Well, okay, but once you start escalating you you shouldn't really start de-escalating. I would just continue
Well, you tazer now you're just not doing anything
Well, you approach and he starts to speak too sharp. So well, just get come on
I just want you to check my pocket before he does, okay?
Anything of me, okay?
That'll make you feel better
Yes
I mean, I don't think he would do that to be clear, but just if it'll make you feel
Two sets of keys egg waffle cigarettes
I don't know how much looked like around like 500
Okay, so you think he still has the money on him
What?
What money that was going on here
Stand around I'm gonna be pushing you under arrest
I
I am not resisting.
No one's saying you're resisting, Tom.
No, it's okay.
Fine me to the position.
I'll just, uh, you know, the...
Hold up. Who am I being accused of theft of?
Yeah, of course, but who am I being accused of theft of?
I think he's saying that he paid you for a waffle.
Which he didn't provide.
And then you didn't give him the waffle.
So wait!
So you're accusing me of keeping you?
Yeah, I think that's what he's saying.
Then I want another officer to be processing me because I don't feel that you know that you should be
You know, you know if you're what you're saying is true then you the victim. No
Shit, he's kind of right
Yeah
But I mean, but I mean well, what are you saying? I mean listen, it's
Okay, so I mean so legally you can process them if you want but procedurally it would
look better just so there's not a conflict right but it's not you're not breaking the
law or anything so you can't you can you can't you can process them if you want it doesn't
matter. Yeah, I'll probably have someone else process him. Someone else. Listen, man, I gave you
this and I gave you multiple chances to just involve this with having to spoil the waffle.
I do not, sir. I didn't. He told me he's in a waffle just now and he's so hung up over it. You want
I don't have an ego and you also don't have an ego that is true no ego
honestly what you say is even true what's your name what's your name you don't have an ego i just
can't believe it what's your name what's your name i try to write because i gave you no i don't
You don't know Abdul.
No, I never met him.
Abdul is nice to me.
What's Abdul?
What the fuck?
How can you never meet me?
I'm fucking famous, motherfucker.
I don't know you.
It's true.
So, first thing, how are you?
So, I'm like, I was around for 30 days.
OK, Abdul, not everybody knows you,
but you're sort of breaking team.
OK.
I'm trying.
OK, OK.
I see how it is.
Yeah, now you're trying to attack my ego.
So, I'm just saying, I have never met you in the US.
You're not believing it.
Like I said, I can't fix you want to press the live button. I gave me now. I
Told you to return it if you weren't gonna give me the lawful you refused
This is why we're here because of your decision not mine
But don't sit here and try to put the blame you guys
Yeah, okay multiple times I
Can even charge your obstruction because you started handing stuff off the most people
Which I'm not I am free to be handing stuff to people. Well, what's wrong with your team?
You were detained prior to do so
I had to do it and you still did it not to one but the two individuals
I wasn't being the game you were just
You know, but you're not accomplishing anything arguing about this here on the side
Well, I'm trying to come to a resolution still nonetheless if you want to
He clearly does not want to come to a resolution
Can I get an additional tending to help me transport a 95 preset?
You need help?
Alright, three, six, nine, four, five, ten, ten, fifteen.
Well, I am not going to transfer him from this moment on.
I think you could. You could just take him down to his cell.
I'd rather have someone else do it just to be safe.
Okay.
Then he doesn't accuse me of doing anything on the transport.
Yeah, his other company saw what he was doing and he's like,
uh-uh, I'm out of here. I don't want to be part of this.
But he had an emergency stop.
Because he knew exactly what was going on, you know?
This guy, this guy is corrupted.
He was having a power trap.
This is what you get, Abdul.
He said he can lie and get away with it.
No, he didn't.
He would have saved that.
Yes, he did.
Would you say that?
Of course not.
He doesn't like me.
So I guess we got the problem.
Come on, Abdul.
A cop wouldn't say that.
Yeah, he would.
Oh, cops don't say that.
Yeah, he would.
That's not the line.
Let it out.
You guys might change point down to uh, let me see if you do them
But I have no need me
All right, Abby. Come on
You should have picked up my phone call when I do a single
What the fuck castle hey castle
Thank you very much
I can
Banner situation is code for it, I believe.
They're for you there for the robbery.
No, no.
Brain-glure the deputy.
He's all fucking reaction.
When he sees that you're pissed, he's gonna fucking...
Thanks for the five. What the fuck was that? I don't know. I don't know what I just witnessed
To guys bickering over a waffle, I guess, I don't know
Ten nine
Yes
if you are not busy it's someone on a plane for me
am I my gap oh and it 21x no 786
38 in front of the baron hey are we doing doing good man just doing yeah it's going on
mark okay how you guys doing good good good man okay you got driver's license yeah yeah
yeah okay reason why I got you pulled over is you guys are going a little over the speed
Oh, this is oh, okay. Yeah, and what is the speed limit?
50
45 I was gonna say 45 I was like 50 sounds good
Zabelle Elias yep
you told me your name was Peter
I just told him your name was Peter well that was gonna be like
a mom joke right what would be the mom joke there
uh Peter pecked at my penis
boom got him got him that was pretty funny
got him yeah yeah yeah
oh I'm working on it
Oh, oh, I see what's going on here.
Okay.
Can I get an additional over here?
I need I need you 913 this is your guy here
No
You have to hold thing dog
Well, let me help the sheriff real quick. I'll be back
No sir, I'm conducting a traffic stop
I'm not a crack cat. I'm a sworn I'm actually the sheriff of the B. C. So it would not be very professional for me to do crack cocaine
Yeah, my major athletes are crack cocaine heads. Why are you limiting yourself?
You could do crack. I won't tell anybody.
I don't know, that's really funny.
Well, then you'd be a narc, man.
Oh, right, yeah. That would be a narc.
Can you not shine that, man? That fucking sucks, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, driver, can you get out of the car for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put your hands up.
9776 on the Mesa 195.
Going for Cuffs.
Going for Cuffs.
Peter, no.
Name isn't Peter his name isn't Peter. Well, he said it was Peter. What do you want me to do? Well, it's not
Right now you do the right to men's island and you say can't always get to the court along the other
It's attorney. You got four to one of the provided for is available. You understand ye
Hey, what's your name?
Whose cars this
Last one.
What?
What the fucking van?
Who's really gonna miss a van?
That's that young fucking stupid kid's lying, isn't it?
That shit is?
Is he telling to me right now?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What are you looking at?
44.
You got a weapons license?
Yeah.
Is this your gun?
Yeah.
Why don't you jump over?
What are you?
Yeah, you're good.
Yeah.
Put your hands up for me.
Yeah.
Put your hands up for me.
Put your hands up for me.
You're being a pain.
What's this chaser?
pump pump dude it's really cool man I'd like get like some extra channels and
those are the like you know helps my tooth shit I don't know man I don't know
about that function now they were just like hey
fuck is it what are you using for I'm confused
All right, I thought it was like really cool like a video game of chaser zero
leaders, okay
Hey, please back. Yeah, I'm staring you don't got nothing
I'm gonna pay down track only four weapons
Tracking tracking that means you following
That's not God what is wrong with you?
You don't get to say that.
Jesus Christ.
What's this rare?
Yeah, wouldn't you like to know you fucking know it?
Yeah, you got some shit right.
What the fuck is this rare?
Got a big ass bullet.
Get out of here.
I know it's not a...
I'm not gonna die here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I'm not gonna die here.
Huh?
I'm not gonna die here.
I'm not gonna die here.
I'm watching you.
watch okay then shut the fuck up stop touching me making up all right you're
going to this way so let him do it kick his ass
it's fine I just wanted to know
I
Got it. All right. No, you got anything on this guy. Yeah, this car storm
Thank you for waiting for us, and I'm just gonna wait here.
Are you sure?
Alright, my guy's going in. If you got us anything, then just go to the police.
Where the fuck do you get this guy from?
No, that guy was the passenger.
Is there a judge?
No, there's no judge.
You fucking know this shit's going, you piece of shit?
No, you fucking still got your mom in on the weekend.
I don't know how many judges are fucked in,
but um, the entire right now, there's probably none around.
You like to steal cars, huh?
I can even charge them so much
I mean, what you know
To each your own. I mean you like when people talk shit to you. Oh, I don't well
You let that brother person do that maybe look like a bitch
You make me look like a bitch. That was a random
Where's the BCS? There was a B step where the bitch shares office or something. Oh, what's your name?
Elias, you can really just, we just established this earlier.
Oh, Elias, does that stand for I'm a giant pussy?
No.
Ah, yeah.
It does.
Yeah, it does.
It's like from the Bible or some shit.
9137 is like a little...
Jesus is what the nun said.
Nun, is that the amount of vaginas you put your erection in?
I mean this is dry spell dude. It's a dry spell man. It's like three years dude. Come on now it's rough out here
It's about to get rougher too buddy
J T jail time
What's the T stand for? Oh T time
Time
I thought you were going to spell it out and I was just like okay now I'm interested
I'm being fucking sued that's a little pain in the ass
Oh fuck dude, so a narc on YouTube yeah, that's a lot of fucking
Gary this bitch ass is Gary dead. Yes
What's Gary sucks the the buff to Gary. Oh, no, no, he's fine. Oh, I heard he's dead
Who told you that?
We like I saw something on it like Instagram or the birdie app
Yeah, someone like held a gun up to him and like they made him like spill all the secrets of the mind
Hey, is Gary dead you guys hear about this what's wrong is Gary dead little fuck is Gary
Even though your own employees come in there's a brother or sister
You shut up
So I feel kind of threatened on that.
Well, you heard that, right?
Hell yeah, I heard that.
Oh, wow.
Whatever.
Dragon?
Dragon.
10-4.
What's going on with these fucking people?
Ooh.
You said you need something.
Oh, I mistook you for king.
It's not your fault, bud.
All right, Elias, it's one count of theft of a motor vehicle.
What?
It's five months.
Plead guilty, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm just going to keep talking.
Is there someone like in the Micas, serve it at the Mic?
I thought like it.
You don't have any overdue.
You don't have any fines.
Well, I mean, you're about to find me now.
If it's not overdue yet.
It's $500.
$500?
Oh, that's not too bad.
But the taxes, man.
Taxes are itch.
I don't think there is any taxes on.
There is there's a 25% tax on fines. Now there is. Yeah, that that punk ass blooms excited me because I didn't have the right fucking ID.
It was like $639 or something like that. And then I go to the D&D. It's 812 and that asshole Dan up there. He's he's a real piece of shit, by the way. Either way, he's like, Oh, there's a 25% tax on fine.
I don't know about that. I'd check again. That doesn't sound right to me.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's like a city thing.
But yeah, we are aware of the bloom problem. Yeah, it's just like, you know, it's just
like a, like the, you know, you ever like, do you go on the computer much?
Yeah, I look at pornography on there occasionally. Nice. But no, like, you know how there's like,
like always that this is like that black spot on a perfectly white screen that
just you just can't stop staring at it and noise the fuck out of you yeah my
one on my screen gets really white when I count the pornography nice but yeah he's
like that he's like that annoying little smud you may touch it's just gonna get
worse
I'm not supposed to talk to you, man.
Well, look, OK, I'm going to be honest, I zoned out.
Do you want to plead guilty?
How much time is there?
It's five months.
Oh, guilty then.
OK, fantastic.
All righty, sir.
Well, please stop stealing cars.
I know you won't, but please do.
But try my best.
OK, I believe that, actually.
I have a fantastic time in prison.
Hello.
Hi, hey.
Give me a second.
And we can do all still in here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No one wants to process him.
He's refusing.
He's refusing to get him in and out, to be honest.
Well, good luck.
I mean, I'll see you in a few times soon.
I'm fine.
I'm going to get you in and out of here, Samil.
I can make this quicker though.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I got a bunch that what a good day
Signed back ten eight
You what what a good day of RP
I'm tired. Is it over already? I'm just tired. It was a crazy, that was a crazy mic block session.
I
Just add dude get ready for tomorrow can't do it. We hit 11. Okay
Can't do it buddy won't do it. Hey sheriff since it's just us you want a plus one
No, no, we shouldn't do that need more cars
I am I have eyes on a
Being stolen right now. It's gonna be a two-door gray
uh sports or muscle call black group top one times occupied you'd be going to left
i'm gonna be in an 80 south old street
heading east on carcin
taking a left eastbound fall
now into big donald east yeah i get to come see you're in a northbound
We're taking a right-hand turn. Stand by on essence.
He's going to go right down the road.
And I'm decent moving, that's okay.
Alright, got car on south, little big one.
We'll be taking a right, light 50 on there, park the back.
back to the game to visual a little big one south
what'd you get to talk about raven
sorry for guys supposed to be doing calm so westbound uh cursing i'm tired
I just fucking zoned the fuck out the green box box oh the lux box is pretty good yeah
Swap all B's to B and rest to the burritos.
It's a pretty good order.
I'm not exactly partial to B burritos, but I think they're okay every once in a while.
See you Monty.
Yeah, the Luxboxes, actually, they're pretty good.
It's pretty good deal
All right, North down, tell me no I agree if I go to talk about I have to have a cheese
Gordina
I also I like their
I like their, I like their, like, what is it? They're like spicy grilled cheese burrito? I think it's good now.
Seems like their tracker is off now.
Oh, is this a boost?
This is a boost, isn't it?
Yeah, it was a boost.
I got a long eye northbound, Great Ocean.
Sleepy boy.
I believe I've regained eyes.
I want the Great Ocean.
Yeah, they're still on great ocean heading northbound.
I got long eyes.
Yeah, you gotta get the apps or anything.
going off the highway going north now on Bentham Canyon.
Spun out. He's now going around towards Great Ocean Highway hitting southbound.
What county fare do I go for?
I mean, I'm just a good old-fashioned boy that likes a corn dog, man.
I also like the bucket of fries that you can spray with vinegar.
Mission to, uh, go for pit since the...
You're driving a car?
No.
I'm for kid.
Funnel cake?
I think elephant ears are better than funnel cakes, personally.
one
solid hit
going to UAE down northbound
great ocean island
hit solid hit
What does an elephant ear taste like?
It's like a flat donut.
Yeah, just sugar.
Just deep fried fucking sugar.
It's good though.
Is the last man mussel in a funnel cake?
Yeah man, because powdered sugar gets everywhere.
That's successful.
That shit does get everywhere.
I think that's okay, sir.
We're just sending northbound groups.
I wish you all that changes.
Get some walkie locals.
Excuse us, man.
The locals are walked out.
I'm going to go up.
So am I going.
One snow and we're going down on great ocean.
This car is this car is kind of fast
scam artists
Yeah, this person could be a police you trying to make a run back home
Kind of weird
I'll bet you that's what's going on.
Did they forget?
I think they forgot.
This guy's smoking.
I'm gonna be I think this person forgot
What happened there
Oh, we're going south.
Can't lay low on Toledo.
No, well, you still need to try.
It'll be a little more difficult, though.
the
got a guy escape prison
to
the military
to
Oh
He doesn't care Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus he's chasing me. He's chasing me
Get him get him out of there
Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking God, I'm getting this.
Sir!
Sir!
Sir? Oh my God, he's fucking dead.
You don't know, fuck that.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Sir.
Wait a minute.
You recognize this count?
She's all burnt.
Oh, God.
fucking stinks.
Let's see.
Katori, uh,
Moro.
Interesting.
Hello.
Hello, Officer Jalen was just taken hostage at the plan B.
Well, he wasn't taken here,
but the pirates are going to make him walk the plank.
We don't know where they're going, but they're at plan B currently.
Thank you.
And he's being held up.
Yes, he's being held hostage.
They're putting him in the car now. They might be taking off there. I got to go
I'll take her
Hey be advised the cops being kidnapped at plan B
Is it just us
Yep Jalen
I'm gone I'm flying
You do me a favor while you're waiting for your message, you just look for their fucking tracker
Is there a cop in plan B currently?
Fucking always has his radio off
It's not his fault that Rudy char told him to why would he tell him to do you know what it's fine
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know what's going on, but our check just counts for a tow, so I think we're down bad on this stuff.
Well, that's full break. Top is being kidnapped by some pirates that climb here.
It's Officer B.
I'm on the foam of Jalen.
Okay, is he okay?
I pulled the long one tonight yeah yeah that's my plan when I am stream thanks for asking
I
Maybe when I get done jerking off dudes at Applebee's I'll jerk myself off
Maybe a I believe a Charles Taylor block beard. I'm trying to get their location
We'll have some good boomer humor about being gay, but I'm totally not, Swink.
Yom Applebee's.
Applebee's is like the fucking worst of the worst.
I would rather go to IHOP any day, but there's something about the environment man that I do love
I'm not I can't lie
the touch tunes
the fucking cheap margaritas that barely gets you drunk
Re-hatchback board or you have eyes on the vehicle by chance negative
Negative they said that they were seen last he headed towards the breakaway
$20,000 in cash for his life. Yeah sure fucking worthy
where
I don't know where the plank is. I'm trying to figure out that location because it's stupid.
One of the witnesses says they were also made to want to plank on catfish view.
So the car was last seen heading southbound, route 68.
Gampage view is near the governor's island.
Doc, maybe?
I'm just going to have a...
I'm trying to get the location.
Stole, stall, stall, stall, just stall.
to be
to be
to be
to be
I have to avoid encyclists.
Just try to be a good fucking guy, man.
What do you want me to do?
morning holy shit it's what you are put talking buddy I'm gonna treat you like a
hose
yeah there's they're definitely here I can't finish you I'm gonna wait for back
I'm trying to stall.
Hello!
They know you're there.
What's going on, pirates?
How you doing?
Sure, if I'm gonna hang up on them.
Yeah, I see that.
What do you want for me?
doing this be sure if I'm gonna hang up on it and we be having a cop hostage yeah
I see that what do you want for him we be looking for the plan B treasure what
the hell what is that black black beard be knowing Barbie plan B treasure hidden
beneath the plan B and we be having black beard does have a worn out for the rest
right now but then they be saying they be not knowing where the plan B treasure
the act. The plan B would not believe in that. And now, the plan B will have blood on their
shoulders.
Well, what does this have to do with the cop?
We'd be not knowing this B.A. cop. We'd just be a random person.
Okay, um, why don't we just cut our losses here and you just let the guy go.
I
Know I think it's I don't necessarily see how that I guess I don't get it
This is bad for you not for playing
Okay
Shell go to the plan B correct all their money because they be having no customers and no witnesses
Mmm, I don't think I think they already have bad marketing. I think the people that go there don't care about any of that
Yeah
Okay, well I'll tell you what
listen how do we uh oh look hey I'll tell you what actually I have a video
about how the manager Sal ejaculates his uh his semen into all the waffles
right right so listen to this so that's actually giving them some pretty bad
business right he's told me I'm being sued for it as a matter of fact you let
I'm going I'll keep making videos like that. How about that? You can look for yourself. I'm telling you this video
Talk to him everyone now take out your phones and verify that video
YouTube with the guns, look at the video, it's very good.
We have all units to wrangle right now.
I like having the gun.
now what the reason
try back at him
main target
blackbeard is on main target
officer secured
I think it's fucked up, come see me after, of course, the water source, give it up blackbeard, it's over.
Hi laddie, he best not get in the way of that beard.
Come on blackbeard, we're chasing a gray and color hatchback, what's up, blackbeard, we're back at the camp.
It's been ever done for Blackbeard. Blackbeard always gets away!
Ah! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag!
Ah! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag!
Pfft. Jesus.
Still work, like, cap is real.
Ah! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag!
Ah! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag!
Ah! Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag!
Good bet.
Ah, ee-bee-bari.
Still last cap, fish, be o'head, and port star for him.
I think that's just like a fifth dude.
Do you want to open a fire strike?
Okay, I'm ready for it.
So once that breaks you down.
Give it up, Blackbeard is done.
Hi.
Good bet.
Just like Nancy Perlin breaks you down.
Blackbeard said he'd be done.
This be how this be how cars are made
The farm land what's been
Down a box in underneath you be rough
to
go for the water
that's like that
you know what I'm gonna go back and try to find those other girls up they I bet you they could not have gotten
I'll put him in the cove, sir.
This one's here.
He's in the water.
Come on, girl, bring him to the land.
and
I think I got one of them right here going westbound catfish view
Gonna be a black four-door westbound catfish view
You see me on the side?
I don't know, I got long eyes.
Merging onto the freeway.
I don't want to speak.
Fucker.
Fucker.
There's only one
All right, you guys have a black beard I'm going to bed
That's one of ours
You want to meet me at a fucking harmony
Well, I'll tell you what he's charged with.
Any MS on the well?
GG.
Love an hour's stream in the books. Very good mic block stream.
Me, uh, other Geppies on duty right now.
got Mr. Shit Lord my brain buddy if you think giving Rob missed AIDS is shit
wording is it worth watching the mod oh yeah oh yes from the beginning yes it
is
Mike in the wrangler what year is it 2026 and somehow I'm the server
All right, I'm very sleepy so I don't have much to say thank you guys for the subs
We'll be back tomorrow 12 hour stream
Yeah, thank you guys this is very good when I'm starting to lose my voice
Oh
Okay
Oh 24 hour stream, okay, that was fucking stupid to do
That was dumb. Very dumb.
Time to lock her in Play-Doh. She has 11 hours left.
I'm really tired. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Thank you so much for watching. 12 hours stream
tomorrow. Bye-bye.