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One up chat, hey yo, yo, chatters.
You just opened stream nice.
Yeah, I got you trained.
Sorry, Jan.
Sorry, I had to find out this way.
Yep.
How we doing, Chad?
Hi.
Hey.
You make me rage. Hi.
Hi.
Dude, I fucking, uh, my voice
feel like I sound like a smoker.
You got wings on the smoker.
Ooh, you know, I was like,
I was like, maybe I just showed it stream
so I can go watch the Super Bowl.
And I was like, that's actually the dumbest
thought I've ever had.
Who gives a fuck about that?
Who get, money time?
I was like, that's dumb.
I was like, now that's stupid as fuck.
Yeah, super boring.
Yeah, I know.
I know I'd be I'd be sitting there like why the fuck did I take off stream for this
Being chillin money time I
Know I would I know I just be sitting there like why the fuck why am I not streaming for this is dumb
Finally damn well goddamn excuse me
Was the 13 hour stream yesterday in the 11 hour stream the day before that not enough for you
God, they excuse the fuck out of me
No
I'm telling you guys would not you guys would suffer watching other streamers I
I think I am one of the most consistent. I think I stream the most out of most people on this website. Other streamers tell me they're like, every time I click on this fucking website, you're the left there.
There's your stupid fucking face.
What platform are you on?
This is twitch. If the pistons make the NBA finals, would you take off stream? No, I just, I don't, I don't think I care enough.
Um, I would rather role play. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'd rather role play.
You're saving lives tonight. Everyone's going to watch the Super Bowl. Vader streams a lot
too but in vacation right now. Vader has a good balance. He's another one of those guys
where I think he has a good stream life balance, which is important. I think so too. Hell yeah.
Hell with the Super Bowl. You know, the only Super Bowl I want you guys talking about our, this weed, guys, this is a weed joke.
Let's see.
Soups does four hours.
Let's take a look.
I don't know how many times I've been here, but hello, Penta.
What's up, man?
What's up? How are you doing?
Does a bucket of chicken count as a bowl?
I'd fuck up a bucket of chicken right now
Hey, I would I would fuck up a bucket of chicken right now
I there's this new soul food place i've been going to though man where they got like
God damn they got really good chicken
And they got really good, uh
They got their their fish is like really good to their catfish
I could go for two I could go for two tenders two pieces of catfish right now. That sounds good. Yeah, I'd fuck that up
Don't check your chat history farts cutely I
Don't think I have that a mode enabled
Petit I don't channel up you're the best what the hell this is so look at this little posy chat
This is so nice
Tranquil turtle five gifted subs, thank you. Wow
Look at this little posy chat, this is so nice. I don't think pinta's a full-blown Nazi. Yep, definitely most definitely
probably a conservative
Genuine piece of shit
I don't know what's so funny to me.
Big fur, thank you so much for the five.
Your car deserved to be kicked.
I wish I could impound it.
Empower a game of fucking world out of you.
That guy would have a heart attack
if he had an actual political conversation.
I'll be like, yeah, no government, guns for everyone.
Smoke meth if you want to.
Who gives a shit?
Sassaby, five gifted.
You added that one for baguette girl farts cutely. What am I gonna play TBC? I don't know. I'm gonna see how I feel tomorrow or even tonight.
I'm going to end the stream around like 10 o'clock as I normally do on Sundays.
And I'm going to go to my recliner and I'm going to sit there for a little bit, put a
record on, sit there, then I'm going to figure out what I want to do with my couple days
off, probably do that.
And will it be play?
Wow.
I
Just I the problem is that like there's some streamers. They're just they're fucking DJs man. They end stream and they just
Actually just sit in their their chair and just keep playing video games
But I I just I got to get the fuck out of here. You know what I mean?
So it's hard for me
I'm like I just I got I just got to get the fuck out of here, you know
Go do some other shit get out of my chair move around can't stop watching the Olympics are the is the Olympics on
But I've also I've never played burning crusade and it seems like everyone that is playing like all my friends are having fun
Am I gonna watch slow-mo taking it is sub-a-thon. What does that start?
Monday tomorrow
She's going she went from a 24-hour into a sub-a-thon full man
Damn, she's got the juice. Okay. I
Want to do that?
Damn 10k subs to quit her job
We'll see how that fucks with my margins
I'm we might need to give her a band if my if I go below 10k
I don't want that. I don't want to I don't want to fuck up my bottom line
She's front page on Monday. I
Need to I
Need to ask Pluto if I can have some front page time, which I should probably just be doing that
Just one once a month being like but I also
Don't know if I want people to find out about this stream because I don't know if I want to get put on radars
You know what I mean?
But I guess, I don't know, I feel like that there's worse, there's a lot worse out there now.
I'm probably not even that problematic compared to like a lot of, like streams, you know what I mean?
That's all good.
Maybe it's fun.
The one day I can't be jacking off on ChaseRP.
What's
Yeah, who's gonna watch the Super Bowl oh
Also quick announcement. I think we got the numbers dialed in
I
Think that chase RP. I think we're gonna keep it at 200
Whitelist slots and then 50 polito and we're gonna see how that feels we tried to we did have it pushed above 220
But I noticed that the traffic was it seemed like it was a little more fucky over the weekend like a lot more
Cars teleporting around and shit, you know, so I don't know
I think I think getting closer to 300 slots is a little ambition
That's probably why most servers keep it around 250 I imagine
No cars and microphones on the highway. That's that's that's that's just because of like the way shit spawns. I'm more talking about I noticed
um this weekend when we were pushing the number up um like when you go to like down Los Santos freeway close to the water plant cars would just be like
like, teleporting everywhere and just like, really fuck-y.
Um...
So, I think 200 is gonna be good.
200, 200 whitelist, 50 Polito, that's still a 250 slot server.
I think that's more than what most people do.
Ahem, so it's still pretty good.
Still pretty good hey, what's this popcorn?
With some kettle corn seasoning
You've been all about the popcorn seasoning
You put on oatmeal
It might not be bad actually
I've been a big oatmeal guy lately, but having a lot of it here.
It's good for your heart.
The only thing is, it's a pain in the ass to make 100 cookies a week.
healthy. You put dried fruit into oatmeal, the splash of milk.
No, I mean, despite how much I like food, I love it, don't get me
wrong. I'm also like, I can I'm a gigaboring eater, like I can
be, you know, I mean, so this is what I've had every morning
for the last three weeks, I take a couple of oatmeal, and I
fucking put a cup of water in it, I put in the microwave for two
minutes and I just slice up an apple just put it in that fucker I just put
some cinnamon over top of it I just eat it
boom yep I've been eating like I've been eating pretty much the same meals for
five years straight every day
Oh, oh, sorry bees. Yes
You've been eating stranger things pizzas for five years straight that's Chelsea man. She's a feeder. She's a bad influence
You know what you know what I will say though dude if they don't have them anymore you guys
unfortunately might be shit out of luck, but
But, Joinks was telling me about it, about how good they were, and I had a bag of them, I didn't try them yet, and I'll be damned, that motherfucker was right.
The stranger things, Doritos, that they did.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god dude, those are probably one of the best flavors of Doritos I've had.
Oh really, yes.
Those were really good.
Yeah, the pizza and cool ranch.
It's the pizza flavor if they just did a bag of just the pizza flavors
Man
They got they got to do that cuz that shit was that shit was hit man
I ate a Chelsea night an entire bag of them
easily to
While I was drinking white wine
Arby's close to you closed down a few weeks ago. Now the closer one is 40 miles. No
What kind of hell is that I
Would actually be mad I don't know where you live. I don't want you to dock yourself, but uh, I
Hear there's not a lot of Arby's in California
Out that way
Which is terrible that's awful
How was my day?
It was good. I got a massage before stream. I made the mistake of getting a deep tissue massage and
Boy, that's not as relaxing as the pictures make it look like is it?
Boy that's ouch that hurt
It's not yeah, she asked me if I was okay halfway through it
But man, I gotta tell you though, it hurts like hell.
But when they finally break a knot apart, that shit does feel good.
I'm not gonna lie.
That shit does feel good when they finally break a knot apart.
Was it a Thai massage?
No, it was just right here in Texas.
I was in horrific pain for the first half of mine that had some sort of wonderful transfer
estimate.
I think when they like break apart the knots it like releases something that just does
make you feel more relaxed like chemically.
It is a thing.
I've got a question.
Yeah.
Um, so, so I've got, it's a bit of a weird one.
I, for some reason, don't have any money left.
And I am look, I'm going around looking for ways to make money.
Um, like for some of the jobs, you need like $500 for like the postal service.
If you've ever heard of that.
Yeah.
like $500. Yeah, you gotta like rent the truck and everything. Yeah, you gotta rent the truck. And
I've got like $10 to my name. So I don't really know how to make more money. I've been going around
asking and everyone's like, Oh, just do the tow truck because it's free. But the the police have
to like mark the vehicles for you. And they literally like marking non so I don't really know
what I'm meant to do. I mean I might have to go hunting for a new job but I was just wondering if
you knew any other way to like get a job without having money up front.
Here we go. Let me think. You spawn in with 1500 bucks but maybe this is...
None of us is like oh have you got no money left and it's because I spent it on a few things and I
I didn't realize that pretty much every job I needed money up front to start so I didn't think at the time
But this is RP this is good RP to though just having to beg
It's just it's a bit of a tough one into because I've never heard that before I
Mean I'm sure it happens to people like
true yeah just don't know who I could speak to about this issue like is a
like a like a like a governing body in city yeah they locate it like city hall
or yeah I think so I don't know where the governor himself usually is he's kind
to this guy figure this out and all them are usually at city hall okay I'll
have a look around I don't want to keep people waiting for some juicy beggars so
thanks anyway I appreciate that welcome to beggars shop what can I get you hey
how you doing how you doing what you got back there what you got back there
Okay, see what happens here. Here's a tow truck
Why doesn't he just beat the shit out of people for money, I don't understand
He's a coward yeah, that's that's so true
now he's trying in his truck
well
Go quick
I got moved yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did the fuck out of here take a smarty
There you go.
Somewhere deep.
Always gotta go though.
Yeah, come here.
Hey! Hey!
Hahaha!
Hey, that's my car!
You said that's my car! Hey!
It's my fucking car!
Alright.
good tea did you just get money for that I think you did there you go this is
money problem the economy at work yeah look at that
That's great.
Can you check his inventory?
I can't.
Don't even know how to do that.
No, I'm a dude.
Yeah, he's on a high right now.
His first good tee.
What's he gonna do?
Is this just gonna leave me here?
Is this somewhere deep?
I don't think he knows how to unhook it. It's age.
Oh
Sorry, that's not legal you
What you mean you didn't see I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't have no no I wouldn't have done that normally I just
Was in a bit of a proper oh, he's got a head
They're not on.
They're not on. They're just, they're difficult to...
Check the notice real quick.
If they're not on, you can not wear anything to burn both ears.
That's right. That's the instruction.
Going to pull over?
Hold on.
There's money!
Bear with us.
Bear with us.
Oh my god, that guy makes that cigarette look good.
I can't see it man, it's gonna be a blast for the boat.
Here's the driver, put it over now.
How am I obstructed?
I'm gonna try to watch, put it over, put it over.
I'm not gonna catch these guys.
I'll let you handle this one.
You might be able to talk to him.
Oh boy.
Hang on, I wanna see something.
You trying to quit it?
What's up?
We'll be right with you, sir.
My dad always said you could always quit next week.
Nothing, don't matter.
Yep.
All right, I need your driving license immediately.
Uh-oh.
There you go, officer.
Darren Bent, really?
Why are you taking a photo of me your name is Darren Ben?
What's it? Is there an issue with that? No
Nothing
No, I have speak it speak the truth. No, it's alright
What is it?
Okay, you either know what you don't know
Oh, no, Jesus Christ your eyes cross you got cross-eyed
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
You're making me uncomfortable, guys.
That's our job.
No, it's not, actually.
Oh, do you want to start places? Do you want to take me on?
Oh, God.
And if you're offering?
I always wanted to be at least.
Oh.
Have you ever won a soccer player before?
Have you ever won a soccer player before?
Have you ever won a soccer player before?
You gay like me?
Did you say I'm a day like you? Yeah, could you say yeah if you're offering?
Yeah, you asked me if I wanted to be a police officer. Yeah, okay
For the English club, I think this man's trying to bribe me. Yeah, I'm not trying to right. Oh, here we go
See that I see that you just class
Okay, you can't drive with an earphones on so you are obstructed right now. They're not earphones
I just airmoves because I this week
This ain't London
Maybe calm down a de-escalate run out
Calm down
Relax
Don't you reach
Reach
What are you doing man?
I'm not very proper, you say I'm trying to bribe ya?
any flames I'm trying to
relax
can you bring it down
up on the side wall
that's a criminal plan
you guys even real police officers that's the real question
matter of fact I'll show you my badge
There's his there's mine
But okay, okay?
Yeah
Now these right here does not look like you're my business
That's good on some business I got places to be people to see I need money. Oh, no you listen here
I'll give you an hour of time you were on I'll give you a minute
You need to go back to you and you need to relax you walking up on the fucking last scene
Right now you could have got shot
Seriously guys come on look at this guy, okay
What's going on? Okay, this is more like a
This car was parked at Burger Shop. Okay, it was parked in the parking lot in a parking spot
I wouldn't have to do it. Okay, now we see
You know why you probably told it be honest
He's probably telling it because it's a malfunction of vehicle you're missing a car
Yeah, but it's like I gotta get the $200 back for returning this car
Yeah, well you have to deal with it. You're gonna have to deal with it up at the tow yard
i'm sorry oh if you want to hang tight real quick i'm not going to try to hang on now you're
going to have to because if you have told this guy illegally that is that you didn't tell it
illegally because look at the car that it's now pushing it in that don't matter exactly that that's
not in him he said he probably he thought he was going to be yeah i saw it yeah you know that
that car was also uh breakdown so i had to get rid of it in this public safety okay now i want to
to see that picture because if you don't then it's theft. I never took a picture, I was in a hurry.
Oh, oh, shit. It was far from done. It was far from done. I was asked me to remove the car from the premises.
Jen is coming over here saying it was in a parking spot. You know, private property, what can I do if
they're asking me to remove it? What can I do? The mortgage, yes.
No, I'm here with you no, I'm here with you you say you need to calm down
I'm calm. I'm calm as a cucumber. This guy's not calm. He needs to be tased done
Out of me
What what's everyone got an issue with British people for anyone
I ain't got a
I did not really want to be quiet be quiet
Don't you tell him to be quiet? I'm trying to do my job man. You come over here. Come over here
You're part of this story get over here
That's
A little civil suit court right here on the streets. No, we could know this could be criminal
Yeah, okay, cuz he could have been fair for this could be fair for a mother bit
I saw me stand by the car and you ran me over and I was like...
Okay, right, right. Can I say my side of the story now?
Yeah.
So, when this gentleman here was walking into a burger shop with his friend.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Um, the manager at the burger shop said,
that vehicle is a legally parked, I do not want it on my premises.
And I said, well, lucky you.
That's right.
You know, lucky you.
I've got a tow truck around.
Property lines?
That's a cool ride line.
I told the taxi, his body also said to me,
you know, he shouldn't be driving that anyway,
because he's under the influence,
but you know, we'll let that slide.
That's for an over day.
And I just thought, I just thought, you know,
I'll do what my job is.
So I just told this taxi and he ran into the road
and because I was already accelerating,
I didn't have enough time to actually put my foot on the pedal.
So you're speeding as well?
I was accelerating, it was nice.
I was not speeding.
I was accelerating comfortably.
the the deaccelerate the situation
the escalation
i was excelling up a little bit
he's going over and kept going
yeah i hit you
no no no
oh you just said you hit him
he ran into the road just said
we got a little bit of bias
you know what we call that v
not bias we are completely biased
you know what we call that
that's a little V
you got that at part
you got the letter
no no no no no no
that's just stuck a bit well
Vehicle man slaughter
what do you think
attempted
it's not attempted that's all
he was in the road
stop shouting at us
what you're doing right now
is a tactic called
Arrangement
It's called the best call.
It's called a stand call.
Maybe if you took your handphones off, you could hear us better.
You're my boy.
All right, I think I know how we can handle this, Chia.
You are going to drop that taxi.
I can't drop that.
Once it's hooked up, I can't drop that.
Oh, that's an awful order.
No, I genuinely don't.
If you don't, you are going to get a risk for theft of a motor vehicle.
that you do not have proof of it illegally
I'm just going to play my part there
I should be pressing charges on you
yeah
de-escalation, stop yelling at them
maybe it's a headphones here, maybe it's a headphones
I think it's a headphones
do I need to talk a little louder?
stop
there we go
see that's much better, you're not shan anymore
can I try and drop the taxi?
If you drive off, I will have no option but to use force.
I can't unhook this, be hit hook.
You need to get inside, get inside, the controls are sad.
How long have you been on toadstool?
6 years.
You ought to know you can unhook this thing.
I can't.
Okay, okay. Think about how to hook it and unhook it.
These are gonna get it.
I'm gonna stand in front of the vehicle so you don't take it off.
Because if it hits me, then you got a reason to shoot it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry, it's not working.
So turn the vehicle on.
Okay, move slowly forward just a little bit.
Chip, move out of the way.
I move forward a little bit.
Right now, put the vehicle down and unhook it.
Hook.
People don't know you gotta hold it down.
You can not put it down.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Are you refusing?
Honestly, he's saying it.
Would you like me to try?
Hook.
Would you like me to try?
If you want, officer.
Yeah, you don't just press H.
You don't have a nosebleed.
Hook that.
No, it's a problem to do that.
Right.
Mr. Taxi Man.
I have to.
Mr. Taxi Man, getting your tax here?
Good.
We're not going to hook it.
You need to drive.
You better stop yelling at me.
We're not going to hook it.
You need to drive forward.
But how are you going to hook it in?
I'm going to tear you.
There.
There.
Yeah, I told you.
What an amateur.
There you go.
you want to break the fourth wall I'll get over here
are you cooking and cooking? think about the letter that I'm using to cook it to it
okay okay
okay
oh crystal clear
but you are free to go do that
oh
I don't know what's going on over there, but it'd be different if like you boys came up or like my old Paula homeies or like
south-siders and shit came up. I was like, look at that when I got just like fucking straight-edge motherfuckers
you know coloring outside the lines just like go fuck out of here dude fucking suss me out
it is what it is now I got a bunch of motherfuckers pushing crocodile around the block
and the cops are like fucking roaming around everywhere because people are just pushing fucking age
yeah but it's like when they come in though I hey can I shoot up in here like bro what
I literally told him that he's like I'm a classy bitch. I don't shoot up in alleyways. I'm like, yo, then go fucking find a room
Can I shoot up in here?
That's awesome
How they doing okay
Looks like they're fucking with other strains
What's going on in the hood?
How'd I get kidnapping?
Dude, last night was so funny.
that shit was such a funny court case
thankfully it was a case that didn't matter
our guys all fucking fuck
too damn good actually pisses me off he's outside
gotcha
alright cool
well i will enjoy
i like the loss
hopefully
hopefully this is a hopefully this is a good loss
hopefully
so far they seem good
okay good
I like any more gang really, you know what I mean?
Give them KO as a test.
Come on, Neshu, you know what I mean?
Now, can you take a man I can't seem
because the fucking the bars, you know what I mean?
come on you can you can easily see up to the ball
nah i can't baby i can't i got i got glaucoma on both my apple
can't die already i can't see them
watch out i'm looking for the front of the vehicle here
hey hold on just let the fucking convention do a shot goddammit
i mean i'm not gonna let him out you can easily see him slamma
you see me look like i don't see me i'm done see no
bloody cloud one thing he has my uncle right there yeah no no
okay okay so you're not alone yeah
Oh
Another day at Los Santos on chat
Oh, this isn't gonna end well.
They're gonna fucking take this from him.
That was just guy thinking.
If you guys ever need like, model security or something, I'm just saying I look real
sharp on one of them segues.
This is an EMS subway for community outreach.
Oh my god, can Jerry Buffet get one for community outreach too?
Oh my god.
Are you a part of EMS?
Good to see what's happening.
Seems like more softness, blinkers.
Not in your arms.
Yeah, I put my hands up over my face when I went through.
I think that most of it is this end game meta gaming.
Yeah.
Level 20 meta gamer.
Sir, it feels alive. Yep.
Feels good.
You owe me a ride after this, I'll give you your meal for free.
Okay
Oh, yeah
In my vehicle, okay
the way that they voted it was so bad. Yeah, I bet it was. I bet it. Harry's working. Mine's
so successful even Harry's working. Meanwhile in Polito.
I'm happy to have you. I'll start working on the pitch on
A. I'll say.
I'm not sure what's going on.
You know what's on the first we have for it though.
No, I see how you gotta walk to get here and cook.
Hey.
What was that?
We gotta, um...
I think Polito could really just stand out in his own restaurant.
I don't think he had a suit.
You know, maybe that's what I'll do instead of playing a while.
Maybe I'll have a sit down and have a long think session.
to looking at minors.
We're not talking about man.
At least Franklin's came around because I wasn't such a good
kid. That's true. I heard that he he was always
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there, man.
I want- I- Enough- Enough spectating!
I want to get the fuck in there.
Yeah, I made sure of it. I DMed him and I let him know that actually all that wasn't
permanent. Yeah. No, that court case was so fucking funny
last night. I do not listen, man. I'll let Lars cook, but I
don't know about judge to you. I don't know, man. Well,
Well Mike, two people said you didn't.
There he is, last player, January 17th, oh my god.
There he is last play January 17th. Oh my god, that's not good
It really been that long
Way too long way too long indeed I had no idea my bad y'all
Beep please, my bad.
Is this Penta server?
No, I'm back on NoPixel, man.
was right I couldn't do it.
What is this?
Property in Polito Bay.
You know, that's probably what we should look to roll out next is housing.
I'm sh- shi- I'm scared to ask this big penta, but I must. I must.
Will things transfer from staff to players later on for the server?
What is in staff's hands that isn't in players' hands?
Polito?
What do you mean?
How's it in staff's hands?
Fobby is in staff.
Fobby's not been around. He's on vacation.
He's not been around. He's on vacation.
Rip Toledo.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest man, I can't sit here and play every fucking faction, and you know what I mean, I- I put people in positions of power to run things, and I hope they do well, and if they don't, then I just figure it out later.
Why not? It's too stressful.
I mean, you can't wear every hat, man.
You know.
cuz you gotta remember I also need to run the whole fucking server too it's
lame to micromancer I mean I literally just can't you know what I mean it's
it's it's it's stretch myself to them
hey
I need to speak to you
what's going on man? I got sentence for thought can you come down here
I can't, obviously, yeah.
Yeah.
Dang, you better stop that.
I've been, I got sentenced to that.
I'm coming in.
I wonder if it was here.
Oh, I'm not on duty.
Dadoy
What's up, yo I
Got sentenced for 480 months
Retempted murder, which I didn't even do when I like genuinely like there was no proof or anything
I didn't even I was getting treated in the hospital. Yeah
Okay, what's your name?
Jake topper
480 months is a bit ridiculous. I've got 185 months left
I've been I've been sat here for three hundred months
Yeah, that sucks man
But there must be something you can do because that's a long time bro. Oh looks like you got charged with lying too
Yeah, but this is I don't yeah because they said I did it when I didn't do it
And I said no I haven't done it because I was getting treated in the hospital
So they went down for lying you lied about your name being cleanest
What
Yeah, it says you said your name was I said the guy who did it was named was Cleetus and it's a my name was Cleetus
It said that when you were being treated in room 101 you pulled out a bottle and tried to stab somebody
And then you say the doctor wasn't me at the old man called Cleetus came in and stabbed me and the doctor
like obviously I understand you know I'll happily serve my time but I think 480
months is a bit ridiculous bearing in mind there's someone in here with me
earlier from south you only who only got 40 months for crossing the border all
right I'm gonna look into it okay how long is that gonna take I'm on the case
How long?
Yep, narrator he didn't look into it, I'll ask.
I will ask.
I'm a benevolent man
But yeah, I don't know man, I mean it's like
You know like I said, I think five is doing a good enough job with it. He's doing a really good job
It's just he you know went on vacation, you know fair enough
It seems as if Polito's running fine
I don't know. Everything seems to be running good enough. Good enough. What do you want
me to fucking do then? You know, at a certain point I kind of just want to be able to-
I probably float down to the station.
I'm seeing something but my eyes aren't believing it.
Alright, normally.
You need anybody else or either?
At a certain point, I kinda just want to chill in RP2, you know what I mean?
Without having to worry about fix-
At that point, it starts to become not fun for me.
So I might just start banning people that are like,
Hey, log on to this character to fix X, you know what I mean?
I just don't want to have to fucking worry about the shit, man.
I just want to chill, you know.
It's been great. I think it has been. It's just fucking annoying to have to read to for like fucking five years straight.
But I'm also a little grumpy because it's Sunday might not watch the Super Bowl.
I don't care about the Super Bowl.
I don't give a shit about that.
All right, I was supposed to add a charge
Maybe did get added
Mike was fun yesterday, yeah, I liked fun fun is fun
There they are
Fun fun is fun
I
Watch a kid rock halftime show. Is he having his own halftime show?
All right, brace guys. I'm about to get fucking swarmed. I know it
Kid rock the go
Dude, I love Kid Rock so much.
Such hits is, uh, ball with the ball.
And uh, and others.
Bull God?
I do like that song.
Here we go, Panther!
Who's gonna suck the dick?
Hey, bean water, 10 gifted subs, appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
And movement over at the barn.
10 gifted subs.
Top of movement.
The literature rip off one.
I hated when that song came out
because it got played non fucking sub.
And I always thought,
I always thought that it was werewolves in London, man
And it pissed me off and I guess I want to hear that
Yeah, every time I'm just like imagine thinking you're about to get to your fucking werewolves in London and then it's just fucking kid rock
Just awful bean water, thank you so much for 10 gifted subs
appreciate that man thank you so much kid rock is good though
Everyone I watch that comes... wait.
Everyone I watch that has come in here likes this server.
Oh!
That's a nice comet.
Thank you.
down.
I'll show you a new cop car or those in.
Let's get added.
Get the Moscow, get the Moscow, nah, nah, cheeky-brookie.
Are they able to buy them?
do you guys know? devs? i don't know. like are they- is there a way to get them yet or
do is have to swap out a bit. You cannot buy them.
Bella asked me to relay this if we see a chicken that responds to it.
I'll swap them in.
Until that chicken needs to go to the doctor.
PP, is it under PP?
Ass Mamiu
PP
Uhh, what's it under?
That was a strange individual.
That was a strange individual.
Bottom right.
No, you guys don't know what you're talking about.
Side.
Strange in what way.
It's under a onyx.
I couldn't see a friendship bracelet on it.
Is he wearing white or a camo?
And then change the delivery.
How do you do that?
I beep checked and he's gonna beep.
Okay.
This is like a library.
Oh, the C menu.
We gotta figure out a way to get this into the server.
Yeah, we gotta figure out a way to get this in.
figure it out.
Look at that, proper cars for the
Politions, they're gonna be so happy.
Oh
Oh
What's going on y'all
Holy shit. I love the car. Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, it's incredible. Oh
What's going on today?
It's been crazy. We've got lots of Southerners hopping the border had to shoot a bunch of them down. Why?
Because they tried to escape, you know, they came in and they're flooding the place with contraband and trying to cook drugs and stuff.
Oh, they're figuring it out.
Yeah, he helped the man out of the ocean for me.
Oh, I don't like that.
Hello.
Excuse me, boys.
There's a guy on the East Gate, so he has a bomb.
He wants to hit a body.
Oh, a body?
Yeah, he wants to come in.
okay well let's go check it out there's also somebody in the prison complaining
about their time too yeah I gotta look into that I guess
it's incredible yeah it's fucking great I couldn't believe my eyes when I seen
it pretty cool I did the work on the side is really
can with the spray can. Way too fast.
Just double checking that I'm not having a stroke. Did I just see what I thought was wrong?
Yep. Yeah.
What's going on over here?
What's up, you know? Just some farming.
Oh, we have new cars.
Hey, what y'all doing?
Hello, God Emperor.
Hey, what's up?
Hello.
What y'all doing?
Oh, that's the God Emperor.
I didn't even recognize him.
I went right there.
He can probably explain it to God Emperor.
What the heck are you guys doing?
The God Emperor has arrived on site.
Yo, what up, God Emperor?
Hey, what's up?
How you doing?
Good.
Now we just getting some crops grown and finished up. Okay, what's the plan here?
Yeah, what do you want to know big story short story big
Propagating the shit out these plants that you got me the seeds for Walter here he now
Okay
We've been so we was running this as a super secret operation you again. Hello
But then like some people
Work spread real fucking quick. Yeah, and so
I mean, you know no secrets kept long and belito
But so we decided that we just gonna have to make this a you know
Secured operation rather than a secret operation to keep the wheels turn
I got a number of buyers lined up to get this shit exported ASAP as soon as it all
dry and then yeah shit I mean that pretty much what we have many seeds you got now is
it pretty good yeah Walter how many how much was this it was close to 30 wasn't it again
you 30 yeah I was 30 nice okay and then we're gonna be past 30 after this harvest okay what
do you call this stuff? So this one to gourmet quota it's kind of alright it a
little shaky you know kind of like crumbly small nugs yeah this stuff over
here just a genius acid this like some of the best stuff around and we just got
a few of those rolling okay this one doesn't look like it's doing too well
Oh, Jenny trimmed up. It'll be all right.
Yeah, these days so thick and full, they get all sorts of moldy and shit.
Have you been here shit 30 minutes ago? You'd have seen all these plants. Huge.
Yeah, go check the back of that.
All right, yeah, let me take a look.
Cool. This is cool. See?
Look at this. I got good people in place.
The harvest, my lord, for your consideration.
Thank you.
They're doing it.
Polito really is just doing fine.
No, no, no. That's okay. He's busy.
The Politions are all right.
Yeah, it's the Atacusa Emperor, but...
Yeah, I just gotta get rid of some stuff.
some stuff too much on me I was in the paint job just incredible it's nice
huh I said
but I do need to play for Ironmore because this is good RP
I'm glad you're here, God. There's some real important business we need to talk. Okay. Yeah, let's do that.
Absolutely. Yeah, we're just gonna... Shit, Walter, y'all can finish this up, right?
Let me see. Let me take a look. Take a look. Yeah, have a look.
Oh, yeah, it's finest works
More may quota
Yes, sir. This is the good stuff. You said now. This is the stuff that you got me from for a win song
It's not the best
It good though it
Oops
It gets out for good money down south
We got
Connections that night, you know, we selling it wholesale
Some people down there. Okay. We got anything that's dry or yeah, there's some
Yeah, I could show you sure
It's in evidence lock up here I trim this one, that's okay. You got it. I say they got it. Yeah, so let's
Go back to the station
You want me to bring this harvester? I think we could take it
We might need I
Love you, too. I am losing my voice. I'm gonna catch a ride back with you guys
So much lately man
Appreciate it
I'll be alright by Wednesday though. Don't worry about me
This is pretty cool operation that got set up
Yes, it's been it's been pretty crazy just a lot of people trying to cook drugs up here
Yeah, I'm gonna have a check on down on it
Yeah, you are maybe read some reports talk to some people, you know
It's a lot of southerners coming in and trying to get the stuff from the pawn shop because supposedly that's what they're using to cook the stuff
We have a few informants that have been kind of like
mid-line with the people doing it and giving us all the inside info.
Hey, okay.
Yeah, so we're trying to do as much background as we can, you know.
Yeah, I'm slowly walking over that way.
Hey y'all, this is prior. I'm gonna be up in my office and it sounds like I got a lot to get caught up on.
one slow down
I'm on my way
I got him bro I'm about to take about a 10 and then I'll be back on duty
okay what is this
need a quick nap real quick and then I'm gonna be up there
why am I stuck in this
I'm like rotate item
I don't know, it's a little fucky.
All right, so we need, okay, so it looks like that Polito
is going to need
some sort of like secret grow
kind of room because if we're going to have
the borders open and shit, right?
People will instantly just take pictures of that and just, you know, I mean,
No, not a drying room.
Under the PD.
That would be cool.
Yeah, I gotta have it locked down a little bit.
It'd be funny if Polito had North Korea style tunnels.
Wait, that would be funny.
Yeah, bunker.
Yeah, we need a grow bunker.
up that and I'm sure it could get whipped up pretty soon. The poor 3D
modelers. I'm like make a make a booker for Polito. Do it.
You know who's been trying to buy those?
Not a lot aren't you?
Alright, let's go get caught up yo!
Got any room in your pockets?
I don't believe it's out here.
Sure, yeah I can help.
No pass room.
Alright, yeah let's give it what we can.
Take it into the armory.
We're not exactly being subtle I guess they can promise.
All this is cool, but I wish the Sims and Pluto were more involved
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Top fader
focus on our feet
all right
i'm an extreme
i don't know what it is about you guys just parking orders at me what
what the fuck is happening jesus get off of me
get the fuck off of me man
get off of me actually get off
Holy shit! Get off!
Alright. I feel better.
If you don't have to watch Super-Wolf, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
You're right, Ova!
Hey.
What if I'm socketed I got this in?
No wonder these server are as yo and same.
Hey, Penta, fix this bug.
Fix this faction of RP.
This PD isn't doing too well.
Maybe you could add this sort of thing.
Also focus on the RP please.
reading the chat. Hey, what are evidence lockers just going in?
I'll share with you. Yeah, the report called one, but here I'll share with you.
Oh, I didn't know we could...
Oh, I see.
Relax and have a cake.
Alright. You know what?
Maybe I'll treat myself to some cake.
anymore. Hey, where are you at, dog?
I'm in the water. Oh, beautiful. Okay. Oh, I see it. Yeah. Yeah, that was just a nice
subtle report. It was near the bottom. I think somebody made it as a test or something. Seemed
like a good place to stash some shit so where's the dry stuff it at the bottom
the storage there was seven dang where'd you guys get all these scales and
stuff so those come from one song just you know then figuring out shit that
they're they're a lot to this whole process so yeah I've been doing some
pretty substantial business with her her and and what the dude's name is moon
bean. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. We got we got so much to talk about. Yeah, let's do that. Okay.
I could have swore there was a way to like. How do you inspect it? Yes, I was looking
to try to get rid of all this stuff tonight. I don't know if you want to use it for I know
There's a way to sell sort of trade agreement or something. I got I don't have anything specific plan for those those draft land. Okay
Yeah, let's let's go upstairs and have a chitchat in deep
New glass
In a big way baby
You can only inspect dry or seeds I just had some dry though
Maybe it maybe it's just seeds all right, what's going on y'all oh
Where where where do you want to start nice a little yes from the beginning?
Okay
I suppose do you want to talk to state of Polito do you want to talk
international commerce you want to take it I don't know I got no idea just
wherever you think is a good place to start all right maybe you start max okay
well um Fabi is currently away on a sabbatical that's nice he has empowered
me and to take his role while he's away prior to him leaving he there was some
discussion about whether or not we want to legalize potato vodka as an option
yep yeah as an option to bring some more money into play up okay well this is
This is where it gets interesting.
So you know that saloon?
Very good thinking.
Samper is thirsty and hungry.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks.
Oh.
So yeah, that saloon down there, the one that you said Rosalind could run.
Yeah.
Well, I think it was two days ago, a very rich Sutherland illegally invaded the country by helicopter
and had a private meeting with Rosaline in that restaurant. Okay. And now he's listed as an investor
for that business. Oh. And he apparently paid to have some equipment installed in that business.
And then before we could legalize the vodka, they started brewing vodka and sharing it
to people.
Oh, I see.
Now it's a little bit of a tricky one because legalizing vodka was kind of on the cards,
but obviously this will happen before we could actually do that.
So it was legal and it was contraband.
Yeah, that is a bit tricky, huh?
Okay. Alright, what else?
We've had a quiet influx of criminals coming across the border.
We've been dealing with them pretty well, I think, but we've started bolstering the mounting numbers to deal with some of those more red-eye hours of the day.
Um
We've equipped ourselves with a bunch of rifles now because we need to
I got a bunch of those imported using oh, yeah. Yeah, he's that whole that whole thing working out
It seemed to be doing pretty good. Yeah
Okay, who's our who's our guys we got doing that?
So I still don't know no unfortunately Frank no longer with us, but I still got the ATF operate
What happened to Frank?
Not sure.
Okay.
He just stopped coming around.
Oh, was this Frank with an F?
Yeah.
Maybe they called.
Oh.
Well, he got called doing something here he shouldn't do, and then he wasn't very happy about it, so.
I think some sour grapes.
Okay.
That's all right.
We got good operators.
Good, okay.
So we got a pretty steady supply chain going out.
Michelle.
Michelle.
I'll try and make some introductions tonight if they around. Yeah, that'd be great for show
All right, so on that note, let's talk international commerce
So I'm doing a pretty good job keeping the green flowing that shit
I mean that shit fucking popular down south them them fuckers is addicts dog
We got no trouble moving any quantity of that which is why I made the decision today to step up the operation
to just larger scale and just fucking get shit moving.
Yeah.
So, yeah, then the other thing in regard to that
is apparently there, that crocodile hard drug shit.
What?
What is that?
We talked about it with Fobby when last time he was in town.
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember.
Yeah, so.
What the hell is that?
At that time, there wasn't like a market for it.
Nobody would buy in it.
It really worked nothing but now all of a sudden apparently like there was some big fucking outbreak of this shit down south
We're fucking everybody fiending for it
I've been an uptick in crime as a result of that and
Obviously some interest in in getting that exported out of Polito since this like the only place
Do you know how to make it?
Yeah, I do okay
And it can only be made here. Yeah, only only the pollution like
crock pots is able to like hit the right temperatures for the shit and they got to use the pollution
outlets so yeah just the perfect
and atmosphere for busting, I guess.
Oh.
Yeah, so.
I think this is our free GMO water.
That's probably true.
But yeah, so.
It's probably that our stoves are just perfect for it.
It's just our nice pollution outlets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, they're a big uptick in interest in that.
The Mountie's been real busy busting Southerners
coming across trying to get their hands on stoves and crockpots and shit.
No, yeah.
And so, yeah, I figured there are probably something we need to figure out for how to,
you know, have Polito profit off this interest in this product.
Well...
Do you guys mind going to airplane mode for me?
Oh, yeah, way ahead, yeah.
Okay, what else?
So then, I just had a big meeting yesterday with a bunch of business owners from the south that was wanting to work deals.
They're the owner of the PDM, they're the owner of the Tequila Law Nightclub,
And there's a dude that worked for the governor.
He liked his driver or something, as well as the owners
of the dispensary down there.
And they all interested in kind of making it like a conglomerate
to handle the majority of the imports and exports
going out of Toledo.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, OK.
OK, well, I'll tell you what.
Are any of them around right now, maybe?
I could get on the phone and find out who is.
Yeah.
For show.
Yeah, and then the other thing is the whole
the whole vodka thing.
There are huge demand for that down south.
I've been trying to figure out how to negotiate terms on that
while we try to figure out the legality situation.
So.
Okay.
As of right now, there are a dozen people I can call.
Can you speak up?
Oh, my bad.
Yeah, I was saying there are a dozen people I could call ready to drop cash on that shit, okay
Mr. Rosalina, I believe it's downstairs if you'd like to talk to her about her the southern involvements in that and how we want to move forward with it
Sure, bring her on if that's everything
um
well, there's also like the
the movement on like
government interactions with Los Santos, they've been basically stonewalling us, but in terms of like prisoner trades and everything really.
Yeah, we can't get no one to come to the border for nothing ever.
Yep, and they go postal vans can basically never come in because there's never anyone there, which is obviously hurting our economy.
Yeah, we can let them in.
I mean, we can, and we have done occasionally.
Yeah, why not?
Well, they seem to get very upset about that and a couple of them have made some very vague
threats.
Oh.
I believe it was like, how was his name?
Yeah, the old governor bones.
I don't think I can do anything.
I mean, we can, what, they're upset that we're letting them in to our country?
Well, and letting them back out.
I mean, are they not allowed to go into their own country?
That's what I've been saying, but they were like well, we need to search them and make sure they're not smuggling anything
I mean, it sounds like they need to put someone up here. Yeah, they should probably patrol
Yeah, well, I mean I didn't want to cause any
Diplomatic incidents without your say so
That's a their problem we can
When our country old and if there are citizens they're allowed to go in. What's the issue?
Yeah, we've let people in it's it's more so like the outbound that we've been careful with no who cares
What's the issue? I mean honestly if we're gonna, you know do what we were talking about it's it's better that they're not there
Yeah, true and then there's also been discussions of like
pieces and then we've had a couple of meetings with a couple of their judges
and stuff like that okay all right uh what's up Rosalie how you doing oh yeah
you got to be careful with that
So, it came to my attention yesterday that alcohol has been deemed illegal.
Is that true?
I think it sounds like right now it is, yeah, until we sort of figure it out.
I mean, you know, we could just change it right now. It doesn't really matter.
Okay.
But I tell you what, you know what? Let's do this. Come on, everyone.
Why don't we... could you brew me up a batch?
I see the whole process?
Yeah, of course.
All right, let's do that.
And then I'll take a sip.
Yeah, I hear it's real good.
OK.
Yes, real good, ain't it, Buck?
Well, it's up down there.
Yeah, you tried it right, Buck.
It is good.
It's delicious.
This is really good RP chap.
So now that you all know, yeah, you can only
make crocodile Play-Doh.
which i think is pretty neat
it's pretty dope
yeah it's pretty cool
very good potential here
that's cool that people figured it out in character
honestly expected that to take a bit longer
Crock and alcohol? Yeah. Do they need to do it in Polito or can the items only go down
south? I do wonder. Nope. The stove top that you need to cook can only be used in Polito
because it's the only thing that fits the outlets. They're pollution outlets only, right?
The outlets only fit in Polito.
EU outlet, yep.
How's business otherwise? Pretty good?
Oh yeah, pretty good.
Who thought it was a seal?
Oh yeah.
It seems at night time it's a good deal.
Well it's a team effort.
There are more people around than during the day.
Nighttime?
Yeah.
Like around now.
Yeah, I could see that.
We're just trying to figure out all the pricing and stuff so I can pay for use and stuff.
Taxes if they ever exist, that sort of thing.
Is there a way to make it only snow and palito?
Probably not.
I mean, maybe there is, I don't fucking know.
I'm alright.
I've just been hanging out.
Alright.
Getting caught up on Rush Hour.
Rush Hour.
Yup, the movies.
Oh.
Yeah, some DVDs watched, uh, watched ashore.
I'm caught up now.
Ha ha ha.
It's like a movie.
Okay.
know what a movie is? Yeah. Yeah,
there you go. Dupa sometimes sees the
signal clear at the hotel and sometimes
there's a movie on the TV. See? I'm gonna
land on normal movie in pictures, right?
So, so, so people have been coming here
and trying to cook drugs. What? That's
what, yeah, apparently that's what's
going on. We gotta look out for that. I
I thought you made the saloon.
No, no, no, not the saloon.
The saloon seems safe.
That's what I found out.
Well, Embry has to try one of our fish burgers.
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see what you got going on.
They're very good.
I just tried their fish.
It's really good.
OK.
Take a look.
All right, all right.
Hello, Addy's, everyone.
at ease yes sir holy shit all right let me get the potatoes and a cup for you this is it huh
how's everyone doing good it's good to see y'all it's good to see you Lord
fire
It's nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things. Yeah, sorry about that, y'all. I've been getting caught up on rush hour
Oh
Yeah, the movie. Oh, that's good. All right. Would you like me to do it? I would you like to try
Just uh, just just walk me through it. All right, so
We put these 10 potatoes
In this little hole right here. Okay
Oh
That's all there is to it
The rest, okay, it's so easy. It's very quenching to okay
Look at those bills. Just look at them.
Oh, there it goes.
How long does it take you think, Leslie?
It takes about a minute, I think.
Yeah, about a minute.
That's a little quicker than I hoped.
I know, it's great.
It's all bad.
Then you just take a cup right here
and fill her up.
Look at that.
Now I'll give these to you.
Let me try a sippy sip.
I'm sorry sir.
That's fancy.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Hell, that's pretty good, yeah.
Yes.
No longer contraband
It week though
Okay
Okay, you know what I tell you what I decree
potato vodka now legal how can only be can only be consumed in the saloon
How do we feel about that do we want to limit how many of us are per customer?
That's up to Rosalie.
Perfect.
I don't think there should be a limit really.
There you go.
Oh hell yeah.
Yay!
Got it for her.
Yup.
All right.
You guys are welcome.
That is really grateful.
I'll be back in a little while.
I'll be back in a little bit
Actually, I'm pretty
Good police and tropes there bud. Yeah, let me try the fishing chips
Yeah, I gotta figure out if it has like an effect
It comes either with the spring water, cola, or mysterious cola.
You know what? I like a mystery.
All right.
After years of being backseat viewed through my daughter and watching, I finally managed to follow.
Wow.
Only took two years for him to follow. Look at that, Jack.
All right, I'm gonna put it into the bag here.
All right, thank you.
are you are you what are you his trauma yeah are you are you his trauma
bought it bestie okay you can either look at the right should pay or you can
just tell back I don't even care okay you can't go oh there you go
that's not against the nine fine rules all right well thank you so much
Can I get one of the same, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course, you're going to be number one, aren't you?
All right, look, Rosalie, I think
it's a bright future for the Rosalie Saloon.
Congratulations on becoming the first property in Polito
allowed to distribute alcohol.
the whole. It's like what it
sounds like also in the entire
world. It sounds like that they
don't have it down south at all.
So there you go. There it is.
Congratulations. Thank you, sir.
You really did it, Rosalie. You
really turn this place around.
All right, everyone. Let's have
in. I don't know. 20 minutes. Top of the hour spread the word at the church. At the church.
At the church. Church time. Come on, Mounties. Let's wrap up our meeting. Okay. All right.
I haven't seen so many manly's in my life, oh my god.
Okay, well that's, yeah, okay, so I guess that's fine, that seems okay then, right?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we discussed about making it legal, and now it's legal.
Yeah, it seems pretty harmless to me.
People are just thinking if the Stulse could be at the bar or something and not to go.
Yeah.
yeah
we had a great place in fire
oh yeah there's been loads of fires in there
oh
yeah
before they got the old
great political fun
so probably people just throwing stuff on the ovens and turning it on and then
thanks mcdonnell that's nice man
thank you
that's much better
your firefight squad's going down now
okay well I guess you got a spider on your leg hey director of agriculture
why don't you walk me through the how the whole crocodiles name yeah show let's
go maybe some more private yeah let's go over you but we should go back to the
farm. Okay, that's where my guy at. Okay. All right, let's go back to the farm. Yeah, let's
ouch. How's it going, Esteban? Hello, how's it going, sir? Oh, how you doing? Community meeting
in 18 minutes at the church. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Actually, no, maybe we should do that other thing
after the meeting that's kind of soon yeah that that makes sense we'll do it
after enough time to wrap up the meeting though but I guess you know they
should be finishing up at the farm in that time anyway
okay well yeah I guess we should have to figure it sounds like we just got a
lot of stuff that they want down south so we just gotta figure all that out huh
oh yeah indeed indeed is right
Also have another thing I need to do I gotta tie up a loose end
You always need to add the crazy North Korean March
Okay, well hold on a damn second
All right, that would be funny
So you guys are saying the
Low Santos government is pretty much just ignoring us
Yeah, I mean, I think I think that's a good thing
probably considering everything
exactly
I definitely give us some more room to
put it on the
up I guess
yeah exactly
I mean the BCS
or that steel maxis handgun
yeah that was the whole thing
they did what
yeah right
I woke up in front of a giant leather chair
with an egg on it
and then I woke up in some
giant building of water flying from the walls oh god so i uh i realized i was down south so i
called their police they threw me in cuffs put me in the back of their car took me back up here and
then took my took my gun from me and told me i was lucky to arrest me what the hell's wrong with them
yeah that's crazy well all right guys yeah i mean it um you know we're we're just gonna have to figure
You're all that out, huh, I mean.
I don't, um, this is an airplane mode room, please.
There we go.
So I'll go to airplane mode.
How much are they willing to pay for the vodka?
So based on what I was hearing,
People figured they could probably sell it, like retail down there for 250 a bottle.
I mean, look, you guys can, you know, you don't need me to make these calls.
Yeah, well, full transparency, I was about to make that call myself today.
Okay, that's totally fine. Yeah, you do not need me, just to be clear.
But you know, like, I think, you know, as far as the gate thing, yeah, just let him in and out.
Who cares if they if if the LS, you know pigs have a problem with it then they should just have someone at the fucking border, you know
Yeah, yeah, that's their problem
We're allowed to let whoever we want into our country and if they're from there then they're allowed to go back there
You know
So screw them we got our own problems we deal with
Usually we stoke their anger against their government and record videos for social media.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Yeah, I found some good of that.
That's perfect.
So, and then, you know what I'm wondering, y'all, is how much do y'all know anyone that
want the crocodile or do we got a pulse on that?
Yeah, all them dudes that was at that meeting with me yesterday.
Oh, they all want it.
Yeah.
I mean, how much does it cost us to make fucking next to nothing?
It's the hardest part getting.
So we need to get syringes that come from the south and a hose gasoline.
All those come from the south.
You see that?
Yeah.
And then other than that, it's it pills is the main ingredient and we get those from
they wash up on a beach.
So half the shit you need from Los Santos, well actually pretty much everything you need
from Los Santos except for a couple items here but then you can only make it here.
There's no subtle way to make that.
Oh yeah.
Make it.
Yeah.
Plume of smoke that can be saved in miles.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's intense.
I
Just do it in the back of the saloon that place is always on fire
That's a good idea to
Yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll have to mess with it, but it it don't really cost a lot
No, no, I mean, like I said, getting the syringes, the gasoline and the rubber hose imported,
like the importing is what's expensive there, but none of them components is expensive.
I mean, we probably got a ton of pills too from confiscating them off people.
Yeah, not as many as we used to.
There, I mean, due to, there was such a lull, there were no interest in that shit for so
long.
We was kind of just
important to pills as pills for a minute.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, bootstrapping funds to
roll into the other operations.
But we can we can we can up that a lot if we need to.
So do you get a price on the crack?
How much do they want it?
Like how much would they pay for it?
I heard price ranges between six hundred and a thousand retail
Like each each
Surringe all right, so then ballpark me. How much do you think it would cost for us to make one?
A hundred maybe that's it
Yeah
Maybe maybe more. I don't know. I don't know what the gasoline and the rubber hose cost. I
Know that syringes ain't terribly expensive though
Alright, how many people you got going in and out of Los Santos to get stuff I
Currently have three operators. Okay, and they're they've been making connections down there. Oh, yeah
All right, good. Yeah, I'm gonna have to meet with them
You know if any of them are around
Yeah, okay
Let's grab them after after the meeting we got here a little bit, but that's good. Yeah, that's great stuff
I mean it seems like they've been able to get rifles pretty reliably
Yeah, yeah, I had one dude. He actually got busted fucking coming in here illegally and stuff
I took him out to do some farm work and we got to talk and he you know
He in on his business and he real big on collecting and selling and transporting firearms
So I bought six rifles out them like that same day.
Cool.
OK.
All right.
OK, that sounds good.
Yeah, we'll talk more about that after the meeting.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I need a rifle too.
You guys got anything you need to bring up to me?
I'm just going to ask if you're aware of them, uh, PLFC terrorists, the white, the political
liberation France club or whatever it's some kind of a screen name on birdie.
If you go, you got a phone on you and you go and look up at G crack, G crack at G C
C. R. A. C. K. She cracked.
I'm sure I'm on airplane mode.
And he's been like leaving graffiti all over the place
and trying to raffle up and says he's gonna like
come in here and do something.
It's but I mean, I would just some losers
too afraid to show his face here and bleed out.
We already know who it is.
Yeah, we might have to figure it out.
We'll know it pretty quick.
What do you know about Polito?
They'll tell you it's about security, protection, or some bullshit about the other side hating
our way of life.
But you want to know what it's really about?
What do you see?
A kid from Polito doing his patriotic duty to defend his country?
I see oppression, a lust for control over a naive population, and a power-driven regime.
I see millions of your palanins being wasted on surveillance and the enrichment of the elites.
Millions lining up pockets of none other than Prince Bobby and your precious Emperor.
Millions spent on extravagance and waste while the people of Polito fight for scraps on the beach.
If extravagance is the price for security, then so be it. But it doesn't have to be that way.
Politions, listen closely. We are stronger than them. We are smarter than them.
And we're gonna make a change
Lying is a crime unless you're at the top
Join the plfc if you want to be on the right side of history
What do you know about
Oh my god, this video is terrible
My right the one from yesterday
Yeah
That's awful
Yeah, people are talking about our lovely mess and stuff
people are listening to this right this guy's just a nutcase no there's some
folk who are being swayed by the constant propaganda and we're trying to
give them decent percussive free education every chance we get we was
hoping figure out some sort of community outreach something that like help
People feel all right. No, I'm connected. No, no, this is what we need to do here. Okay
All right, this is what we do. Okay
Do you guys think this propaganda is starting to work?
Yeah, I think like a day or so to go older said yes, but I think the center of it is not good turn against him a
little bit with some people and then we just need to
trip a little bit of crocodile into the community and then we can start you know
and then once crime becomes a little rampant you we can make every we can
point it we can point people you know we can be like isn't the crime so horrible
we're stopping it that's true you know and then we so we just kind of need to
turn it turn them on each other
I'm not sure.
Shit.
That go real good with, you know, Fobby's last order for he left town was for the mounies to have a gentler hand.
So like in the midst of the mounies having a gentler hand, trying to get a little out of control.
Yeah, maybe that's one thing we could do. We could also try the one free hug a day program.
Well, let me think about that hugs versus drugs
Yeah, I mean I personally you know we might not even need to do anything like that because if all these
You know Southerners start coming up here being drug-fueled maniacs and we're handling them
You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean at one point those talks of the some of the public forming a militia against the mounies
and then the Salomon has kept invading and now it's quite a lot of the public quite
loved the man who's now okay well I think you know when is when is Faby back
I believe it's the 13th. Let me check his announcement. We'll have to talk more about it then but until then we could try to do I think that you know we should do some sort of
reward program if people bring a southerner to us you know yeah I mean
we've been like you know unofficially doing that in general and any
religion that bring us a southerner get get some sort of reward yeah usually
just a verbal praise but sometimes something more physical we'll start
putting bounties on them how much money do we have a lot see one thing I've
noticed though with the bounties and whatnot is folks just kind of start
stabbing each other and calling each other southerners out of hand well now
see if they're not a southerner and you do that then guess what now you got to
go to jail but that'd be a charge of treason or probably just be carl and we
We have no violence, anti-violent crimes, except for attacking PEOs.
Okay, alright, well let's put some of those in.
Make sure they say sorry.
I appreciate it.
Have you guys been adding charges?
No, we've not been able to, and then Fabby has his sabbatical, so it's been stored on
that a bit.
Gotcha.
Yep.
Okay, alright, let's go to the town hall, and then we'll add some charges after that.
Okay, sounds good.
So I got I got 12 and a half thousand dollars in in agriculture fun right now, okay
My dad's gonna start stepping up quick now that we stepping up the
At the cultivation operation. Yeah, yeah, let's let's talk to your guys
I'm gonna bring the new
new fleet car
You know this thing gorgeous. Oh pretty nice, huh? Hell yeah
We need a few of these
Hey Doris
You at the East Gate?
Hey, cool that door to send at the East Gate real quick.
You got time?
I love your ride.
What's Doris doing back around here oh she got hired by Fobby to be a goon
Oh
All right, I'm gonna go we'll go pee pee before I start
Just real quick all right, I'll be a back chat
Oh, true.
Oh,
Polito time
Cashrolls watching the game dude
Hello, everyone.
Hey, Matt, what's your name?
Hello, I got Brian.
What up, Brian?
Hello, Lord Briar.
How are we feeling, guys?
It's a little touchy.
Good.
It's a little wobbly.
All right, let's get started.
As you all know, well, most of you, guess what?
Potato vodka, now legal.
At the saloon.
At the saloon.
We have prior break to the new
It can only be consumed in the Palloon or in the saloon. The Palloon, hey actually.
The Palloon.
It's really sad to start.
It's not good to do something.
Okay, what else? So is I've been made aware of apparently Southerners drug addicts have been
storming into our city and trying to cook drugs in our street or something.
What?
So terrified.
What?
I'm terrified.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't worry.
It's disgusting.
to protect you. Okay. Listen up. If any of you find a
southerner, okay, bring them to the station, dead or alive.
But yeah, he my warning, if they're not a southerner, and
if they're a fellow pollution, you're gonna go to prison.
Nope.
It's gonna be felony lying. Okay, felony. Okay.
Yeah. All right. Questions. No one has any question. Okay. Great. How do you how do you
don't? Well, if they don't have a you know, if they don't have a beeper, they probably
are.
I don't think they're pencil. What kind of drug are they after it's not it's it's not
good stuff. It's very bad. Oh, no. You in the back.
Is it just questions about?
No, just in general, that's fine.
Okay. I had some questions about the whole visa thing.
Okay.
I mean, I don't know.
We were in the process of talking about it,
but I don't know.
I've not heard anything in a week.
Who have you talked to about that?
I mean, I didn't speak to anyone about it,
but I think there was a meeting about it.
What was their meeting about?
Bounties?
I believe Fabi met with some representatives of the southern government at one point, but
I'm unsure as to the resolution of that meeting.
Oh, Fabi will have more information on that upon his return on Friday.
There we go.
Yep.
You went you with the mustache.
Speak up.
Oh, oh, damn, dog, you may rise, my child.
What? Sir, I would like your permission to form a new agency
within the state. Polito.
Whoa. Okay, cold. What?
the PIA, the Pulido Intelligence Agency.
Okay, what do you want to do?
I'd like your permission to leave the state in secret
to form propaganda against the Subiners.
What are you talking about, man?
We don't do that kind of stuff.
Who are you?
We don't need to do that.
We don't need to do that.
What propaganda? It's great here.
Everyone's happy, right?
No, no, no.
Propaganda against the Subiners.
What do you mean?
We need video evidence we need help somebody notice guys hey sir you mind stepping outside with me we can talk about this check is check is ankle there buds check is ankle
I don't know what the heck anyway anyway we're peaceful people we don't do that kind of stuff
Yeah, but we just love everybody okay next
Yep, and I go next yeah go ahead
Awesome, so the concern that I had was about the eldritch monster mr. Jenkins
That's been hunting all the police and then trying to store the that guy right there. Okay. Oh, I don't know where he is
I haven't seen him in a while. There's it looks like there's
Is that not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he's not.
I'm talking about the man formerly known as Saint Peter, who is actually the serial killer,
Mr. Jenkins.
Oh, it would be Peter.
And then he's been training his immortality powers in order to hit down Polito, and you
know, it's been a real, like, burden for me lately.
It's just, uh, yeah, yeah, I can definitely see how that could be a cause for concern.
Okay.
Um, what?
Oh, man.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's okay. Um, okay, we have just been made aware of the immortal
Eltridge whore, Mr Jenkins, and we are going to be looking into that.
Yeah, thank you. Yep, you're welcome. Yep, you over there.
Hello God, I'm thorough. My name is Vaughn and I have been leaving my
an offering of cock for you there every day for your return and I'm glad it's
worked out but I do have a I do want to make sure that are you able to clarify
to my fellow Policians that first and second class citizens do not exist in
Polito and that only we're all equal you know what I mean we're all equal I
Mean look, you know we us
Us Mounties, you know, we don't really make any money doing this at all. We just we you know
And I just want you all to be safe. I mean you all got to remember. I'm here because
Guys I assassinated the chief of police for corruption. That's the whole reason we're all here
That's why I built this place for you
Yeah, right Lord fryer
I gave I gave my life up. I gave my life up for you guys
Ultima Sam well, yes
I know the murderer sounds so harsh. I'm a liberator
Indeed chief Bishop
Ran an entire corrupt police force whole command. He was evil. Yeah, he needed to be stopped and I did it
Hero dog and I do have some I have I do have a loose tie. I need to
you to tie up
what is it
name is costar
he's the last
remaining member of bishops high-command
you don't know
yes he is
he's a bad man
who?
how many people has he?
at least eight that i'm aware of
probably more definitely more only eight that I'm gonna have to be more
shall we militarize Lord prior no no no no no let's just let's just focus on
being happy next I know I know back there I'm sorry
anyone have any yep go ahead boys yeah I have a quick question can we get an
update on the progress of the pollution space program and where we were at on
getting the moon cheese great question I recently recently a ceiling fan washed up
on shore and I think I can turn that into some kind of propeller yep so that's
exciting I'm the second lieutenant of the
Polito space program. If you guys want an update on our progress
lately. Oh, please. Yeah, sure.
happily. Sorry, I'm in my church fit right now doing youth
past her stuff. I'm the rocket scientist, Lenny Kowalski. And
I have been working with Commander ice tea to take over the
moon for Polito. We're building the cheese vaults in the
mountain. We're trying to take all the moon cheese for Polito.
And the only thing we're missing right now that we're
trying to work on is a million rubber bands to build the
slingshot and then a nuclear bomb. And other than that, we've
basically figured everything out, I think. It's going great.
Great, great updates.
Sounds like some good progress is being made. Yeah, we've done a
whole bunch of experiments. It's been awesome.
Okay, what else? I'd like to announce a new program. Okay,
Guys, we are aware of the, you know, trash for drug program that someone might be doing.
Okay.
Not happy about it.
All right.
So listen, we're going to, we're going to allow you guys to turn in any prescription
pain killers that you find to the police department.
We'll trade you some cash for it.
Okay.
All right, cuz we don't we don't we don't like that okay
So it like an Adderall buyback program pretty much. Yeah, we got to get that stuff off the streets, okay?
And now we're only gonna be running this for
for a little bit
Probably just for a week. Okay
Cuz we don't want you guys to think that we're
You know you guys can just sell drugs to us, but we got to get it off the streets
Yeah, exactly. Well, we're into we're gonna destroy it and we're gonna get it in the safe hands and destroyed
Exactly. Yes all the way in the back
Mr. Lord fire himself sir, yeah, the medical staff had already kind of been informed to
Take in kind of like an amnesty for people who were wanting to get their prescription pills that they were being you know
forcefully handed. Yeah, we were already kind of handing those over
to the Mount P's when we received those.
So that was kind of already.
Well, I guess we can give you guys a budget to buy some back
just to get them off the streets, you know?
If that's what you want.
Yeah, I mean, let's talk after this, okay?
Okay, yes, sir.
That'll be good, yep.
Okay, next.
Yes, you, the pirate man.
Yeah, that's no that's what I said. If you guys bring a a southerner to the to a Mountie will give you money more more specifically three Captain Edward here. I think that's a good idea.
A southerner to a Mountie will give you money.
More specifically, Captain Edward here,
I think would be a shoe in for like a head of Coast Guard or something.
Sure. Yeah, those southerners have those jet skis.
They always plant at the end of the peninsula there and that's where they come from most.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, that's if I get it, get permission to like do something like that.
Sure. Yeah. I'll try to get you a boat or something.
Or if you want to come and do your one, whatever.
All right. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, go ahead. Great work. Great idea.
See, it's those kind of ideas we need, guys.
Got to keep this place safe.
Anyone else? Yup, Lupo.
Lupo is thinking because when we pick up trash,
we get a lot of broken bottles.
Now that we have the pollution vodka,
maybe we can turn those broken bottles into
new glasses and new bottles for the vodka.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That's a great idea.
It's a recycling program of some sort to turn trash into like the sound of recycling.
I like recycling. Yeah. Yeah. I think that would be pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. Yep. Go ahead.
I would like to add that we do need those cups in order to
pour the stuff into, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. We can't find cups anywhere else.
We can discuss that later, Rosalie.
All right, so we have, we have very good relations with some Southern business owners.
Yep, the cloud woman.
I was like, wonder it. So there'd be this thing going around like we've been calling it like Trent Madness.
And basically Southern are going to come in and spread like madness and it be affecting.
I get done effected my friend and he went mad and he turned me the worst possible thing ever a furry
Yeah, it was horrible
Like that kind of thing like how do we how do we save them? Well, I tell you what I'll make a wall
Where if you're a furry then it's 10 months in prison
No, hopefully that'll help. Next. That's it. Oh, yep. Yep. You sir. Yeah, we're down to saloon, Mr. God Emperor, and I only have opinions on what you tell me to have opinions on.
I was wondering what's your opinion on gambling and Polito you think that's a good thing or a bad thing
I don't know. I mean
Well, I see you guys can kind of do whatever you want with your money. I
Don't really care
Gambling it's a free nation. It's a free country
Yep, I mean we already been doing betting on the cock fights. So what's the difference right you larger man? Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, so I spent some time protesting the border down there and when I see a southerner
I don't have a way to let these fine Mounties know and I'm wondering if we can modify our
beepers or anything, you know double tap it or something to let the Mounties know hey hey
there's a southerner around. Oh, that's a good idea. I mean, that's a great question for the space program.
them. I'm not really too good with technology. Yep, you.
Yeah, what's what's we get satellites up there? Yeah,
little update for. So we've had a fine effort of our community
fundraising for the ambulance fund. And we are 25% the way
there. So thank you to all the fine
police who have worked hard and have
stowed away their pelunis into our
lovely little kitty and I look forward
to seeing more fruits of our labor.
Also real quick so the the
southerner you know bounty program again
and let the go postal truck drivers be
because we do need them for some deliveries and stuff.
So not them, okay?
All right, good.
Anyone else?
Yes, you, sir.
I have a couple of things.
So first thing I was thinking,
I figured it'd be great if we really had
like our more formal name for the police force.
And I was thinking the Royal Polito Mounted Police or RPMP.
Well, we already had a Polito Bay Mounted Police.
Oh, I actually, it's already a name that works out then.
Great, fantastic.
The other thing I was thinking was,
I know there's taco visas and that sounds like there's times
where we do get some supplies from the south.
And I don't know if it's in the thought process already,
but like a short-term visa for driving down
to grab supplies, whatever we need and coming back up here.
Well, so, I mean, it's not really gonna be up to us
to let you into Los Santos.
It's gonna kind of be up to their government.
Oh yeah, that's true, that's true, that makes sense.
Yeah, but maybe if but he they do eat people down there
I've been down there and it was a terrible experience. Yes
I mean if you guys decide to venture, you know
What's it? What's what is it the Amish do rum chada or something?
Uh
Yeah, I mean if you guys want to do you know go down there that's fine
You're you're always welcome back, but you know heed my warning. It is dangerous
He did
The blonde child chief said that I could work at the LSPD if I got a visa. I wanted to bully Southerners
Dang, I mean, yeah, that's what you want to do. Go ahead
Sounded cool. He named them across the mortar fence. It's like my favorite thing to do. Oh hell. Yeah
Yeah, throwing tomatoes and shit.
Totally and calling them losers because of how obsessed they are with their phones.
It's the best. Yeah.
All right, y'all, I think that oh, yep, you with the clown makeup.
Yeah, I just I just had one thing.
It's been a long time since we had like anybody in the stockades.
So I was just wondering if, you know, I'm saying, like, if we get in each other,
you know, if we catching it today, dog, if we could maybe make that happen.
Yeah, of course we can put them in the
stockades.
Yeah, that was some good tomatoes Adam.
No potatoes.
Yep, you sir.
Yeah, I was just wondering if prostitution is still legal.
Sure.
Yeah, whatever you guys want to do.
It's a free country guys.
Yeah.
Support your prostitutes.
It's just going to be Vegas.
legal gambling legal. Yeah, you with the jacket back there?
Yeah, just go back to the Southerners and like, get them
and stuff. Like, are we are we allowed to ask people to take
pants off like we going?
Of course. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Beeper, beeper check. You can be check.
That's a beeper. That's a beeper way.
That's a beep check and that like, it's just like cool.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pop those pencil. Show us your ankles.
Polito handshake. Alright, I think that's going to conclude this. And remember, have
a fantastic day. See you guys. I'll see you guys around.
Thank you. Have a fantastic day. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah
Every day's a good day in Puglia
To the station
You want me to walk? You want me to jump in?
Whatever. Yeah, hop in guys.
Hold on, let these guys in.
Hop in.
Hold on Lufo.
One hop in.
Sorry Lufo.
It's okay.
Star.
Yeah.
You can hop in if you want to ride.
It's remotely, but he's not a furry.
Yo, let's go for a ride.
Okay.
Okay.
I got emperor this two agents of the ATF.
Oh, nice.
Hey, what's your name?
It's Juan Palito.
Go ahead.
Juan Palito?
See, I am Juan Palito.
Nice to meet you, God Emperor, finally.
Thank you for creating this wonderful, beautiful country.
Of course, I mean, I'm just glad
that I could build this utopia
so that free-spirited and free-minded people have a place to escape the tyranny of Los Santos.
See, a bunch of savages down there.
What a paradise it is.
Yeah, I'm Doug slash Evan.
Mine's a little more complicated, but some people know me as Doug, some people know me as Evan.
Well, okay, yeah, that's a bit bizarre, but okay.
Yeah, it's just a long story, but...
didn't even have to he uh... he had to go into hiding after all incident
that happened
just kind of changes that
got stuck in my new identity
well why are you telling people your old identity fear of hiding
because i'm not out now but i can see how to switch back
i like the new me
yeah i mean i suppose that doesn't make sense
yeah so these dudes
these dudes at both uh... highly capable operatives capable of moving
anything across the border at any time
nice i'm just curious how do you guys operate
should i go first
yeah go ahead one
see i mean
i just swim
i just swam across the border
when i'm getting a car and go where i need to go do what i need to do and
make my way back
right away
i never linger
okay yeah smart
You got any good connections down there?
What's up?
I'm trying to figure out what it's like.
See, I've made connection with Chamberlain Hills family.
OK, what do they like?
Right now, they just like weed.
OK.
Which I heard.
I've also made contact with this guy named Carlos,
and I think his boss is seven and they run some hotel by burger shop or some shit or a motel
okay get out and talk here look how beautiful this
and see they also same thing weed except their their grower got busted so they actually don't
have a good supply of weed right now so they could be potential customers well yeah that's good for us
them. Yeah. Okay. I mean, do we sell anything? No, I don't know. No, no, she ain't been interested
in buying. She said that they got their own supply. She also said that she had issues with
people in the past that like they really ambitious at first, but then they don't stick around long
enough to make a difference for her business. So I mean, I guess that makes sense. Yo, yeah.
I mean shoot it probably sells for more on the streets to gang members anyway
Yeah
Okay
All right, what about you Evan or?
Well, I worked at playing B for a while, so I made lots of connections of lots of different people I
Know a couple people buying we down there couple people looking for pills looking for crocodile all that kind of shit
Okay
All right, well, I mean it sounds like we got a lot of we that we got to get out of here, huh?
Yeah, that was a thing though we was growing it but then you know we got a little snag cuz people get a little upset
Who got upset? Yeah. Oh just some locals, but that that straightened out
That's why we did what we did today cuz fuck them. Okay
you um
Okay
Yeah, the thing is though, I mean, we're not we're not selling this stuff on our streets, right?
Fuck no. Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, get it out of here. Yeah. Okay. I don't even think the people when we don't know what like we'd even like he is a look like a smell like you know what I mean?
You keep it nice and fresh. Okay.
Okay. Okay. I hear you. All right. Well, um, I tell you what, we got a director of agriculture.
We got a lot that needs to get out today, right?
Uh, I mean, just the dry ones. Yeah. Yeah. Are we still doing this kind of in secret
Allen growing? Uh, I mean, it's a secure operation more than a
Don't worry. I think if we have enough money, I gotta look. I think we could probably get
a bunker built. Oh, that's what I was hoping that we could get a ball around one of the
fields so that we can grow, you know, secure. And so that I got somewhere secure to put
prisoners to work. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That'd be the, you know, official purpose for us.
Well, Santa's has the minds. We have a fucking bunker, you know, growing inside. So it's
so secret you know i mean just transparency
under the prison
holy shit
okay uh...
so what do you got to do today you got to do a run today
uh... yeah i mean we had
it like we was just doing that crop and then we was going to talk about it
okay but we can definitely do a run right the fuck now
uh... if you've got any contacts you trying to get hooked up
like we can
discussed that too
uh...
but i mean it sounds like
doing a good job i mean you know just
uh...
the soft to make crock would be good if we could
you really might want a lot of syringes
just a guy
and where do you work in this
uh... hospital
on south
They only start like 10 at a time, and then sometimes it's out of stock, so I can...
Yeah, maybe I should talk to you about that, Wong, because they haven't had a chance to connect, but I do think I have a connection for syringes.
Maybe more than that.
Because they were looking to buy some crocodile, and I said, well, we...
I talked to Alan about this, I said, well, we control on that now,
not just gonna hand over the fucking crocodile when you have the syringes.
So if you want it, you gotta give us the syringe and that kind of thing.
My contacts can come up with some syringes in mass. Yeah
Maybe we just do a
Then we just do a straight trade for some some of our weed for syringes
Yeah, maybe you know, I mean well, let me ask you guys how much do you guys got an idea of how much this stuff is
selling for the weed
Yeah, so
Uh, it, like three, the retail, like three, 400 bucks, I believe.
Uh, I bet selling it, uh, like my, my price had been $1,000 an ounce.
That's what I want my guys to get me.
And then they can get as much as they want on top of that for themselves.
So that's eight bags for a thousand bucks.
So like 125 a bag.
Okay.
I mean, yeah, I've been trying to look into getting a more exotic equipment, like spike
strips and like tasers, shit like that.
Oh, yeah.
imagine a fucking Toledo cock and spike strip that would cost yeah but I'll see
they I was told that they can sell three bags down there and get up to a thousand
yeah so yeah like what 350 333 something like that say show well you know we
really need this is gonna be a little riskier I mean if if you could get
some you could get some guys that could get us some of these top cars in here
because this is the only one we got right now yeah oh yeah i'll see what i could do
you know what i mean but that i mean we they'd have to make sure that i'm uh i'm friends with
the king at uh hobos down south just do name dirty harry uh he the one that brought this one
Yeah, that'd be good.
Probably for Crocodile, too.
Yeah, I bet he'd do it for Crocodile.
I probably want that.
Okay.
Yeah, that would be good.
Um, okay, great.
Yeah, so I would just say
cop cars?
Definitely. That's a big one.
Yeah.
And then, um,
you know, Crocodile supplies.
Yeah.
You know crocodile supplies
Yo, what are those costs? What would a syringe cost? What a gasoline cost?
Ten ten syringes like 300
Okay
Gas cheap. I can't remember but it's cheap
Drank cleaner cheap
The hose
Probably cheap too. I don't know like over a hundred plus and two hundred something like that
Thank you reused a house see how's reusable gas canister
So it costs less than a hundred bucks a syringe to make this shit
This it's it's it's it's very cheap to make this thing. Okay
Yeah, that's what I thought
Okay
All right now loop of these guys are pretty well-trusted
these guys I trust them with my life.
I need any information.
Any information on his name is
Coster and he's a police officer.
Yeah, I already wrote that down to me.
Evan Costa.
I need any information, license plates,
addresses, all of it.
I gotta tie up this loose end.
I might have some operatives
Operatives did willing to make that happen. I've had them prepared to bring in there was this other dude that came in here
Causing a big ruckus named Michael Knight. He fucking I guess a real name
Fuck it. What what your real name?
It was Jordan steel because you yeah kidnap to me and traffic me to play and be you the whole straight
International terrorists fuck it
We want his fuck ahead on a platter and these dudes is like they on call ready to bring his ass next time
they see him right well listen I don't need cost or brought here I need to do
this one myself okay I just need information on the best way that I
could go and get him and he's not gonna be brought here like we figured out a
schedule where he's gonna be let you know yeah I mean I'd prefer to just go to
his house and you know sit on some sort of grassy knoll with a sniper rifle oh
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Beautiful.
268 yards away.
That's right.
Okay, same. I'll see what I can do. I'll ask around.
Good.
Alright, great. Anything y'all need from your government?
Just one more question.
Costner, you said he was in which department?
I don't know.
Okay, I'll figure it out.
Yeah, I'm not too sure all I know is he's still alive
That sounds like a good a good mission for you Evan right here kind of more in there than I am
I don't like I just know the three contacts. I mean, yeah, that's all people coming into plan B. You I got contacts in
I just asked him, you know, if you ever see this man give me a call
Give a word to this man. Give me a call. Let me know anything
This is such good RP for these guys. I'm jealous. I'm constantly jealous of people
I'm giving RP to because I want to be getting that RP
Okay
All right
Well
Yeah, I guess you boys got got something to do we we got to get rid of this weed and they really needs to ringes for
No, so I can start there's someone here to want to talk to you
You're going to want to talk to him?
Yeah, I was telling Alan, we need to get this crocodile supply locked down.
If anybody getting crocodile, they need to come from us.
Can't let the southerners coming in here.
Yeah, I'd like to talk to them, too.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no, no, we don't want that.
I always do a good enough job to basically scare them away when they start
asking these kinds of questions, because you know how it is, right?
What's the saying?
You give an arm, they try to take a leg, so you don't.
Yeah, I mean, they start asking all these questions.
So, are the mountains, can I grow weed in the mountains?
I'm like, oh, I can find you.
Oh, yeah, where you gonna stove all that kind of shit?
Mm-hmm, yeah, all right.
Yeah, yeah, don't tell him anything.
Nope, I don't tell him anything.
All right, good.
OK, all right.
And remember, if you get called by the police,
well, your government does care about you,
but just try to get bail and then just try to get back here.
I understand.
I was got our back so I'm not too worried about
copping them dumbass Southern cops ain't gonna do shit.
Yeah, there you go.
If you guys are careful, you'll be fine.
All right.
They good.
Okay, good.
All right.
Well, good luck, boys.
Thank you.
And your nation appreciates your sacrifice.
It's more like an honor than a sacrifice.
Thank you so much. If only my parents could see where I'm at now doing a great job on
Polito and I tell you what as soon as you guys are ready to retire just let me know
we'll get you a nice house real nice one. I would love a house here on Polito. Oh my
god. I'll get you guys set up. Oh, that's a long way. You guys are a long way from retirement.
I have a long life ahead of me. Yes, you do. All right, let's go. Yeah
We jump in the car
Come on in
All right
So yeah, Toledo been productive
Doing a real good job
What's up with the uh, the vodka? We keeping that in here? We selling them something?
Well, I will figure that out.
For now, just, you know, sell local, keep it in the bar.
We'll discuss export when we figure out how that's gonna work.
Perfect.
I loved it. Didn't you say you had a meeting with somebody else on me that had a meeting with you?
And I'm not about the gambling shit. I would love to get that going. Yeah, I just got on the phone with one of them
They're trying to meet up
What do you know was it Davis that was involved with that?
Yeah, he was I was wanting to talk to him about
Yeah, he's sleeping. Yeah
I'm trying to get hold of him.
I'll get McCall next time.
He texts me and, you know, trying to get the work that shit out.
We'll get it. We'll get it straight now.
Now that we got a fucking game plan, here you guys go.
And we'll go to the border.
Thank you, Susan.
Thank you, God Emperor.
Yep.
You bring great honor to me.
Thank you.
Thank you guys. Those are good politions.
Yes sir. Only the best.
Oh yeah. You want to show me how this stuff is made?
Oh well that one to one did good for that.
Let's go grab one.
Hey Juan! I guess you both could come.
gum hey I'm just curious how this crock is made I could show you yeah that'd be
great we were actually talking about that I would love to see it you really know
for our own purposes you got all the supplies or um I got a grass on let me
get you the syringes or shit the cooker and the station the bills
All right, long arduous process to figure this out.
How did you figure it out?
You just some kind of master chemist?
I always had an interesting chemistry, you know, I started with the bills and found
bills and then went to the pawn shop and saw some things in there, you know, kind of
put two and two together and did a lot of failure,
a lot of failure until this man in front of us, Walter,
the genius he is, he said, well,
it kind of seems like you need to extract it, you know?
And then, you know, you figure it out.
Figure it out, I'll see, wait, you know,
sir, just down south.
And well, the problem was that the gas,
that took me forever because I did not know
how to put the gas in at what stage, what time, so that's a long time to figure out.
Well, good job guys. Your country thanks you. Now that we know how to make this, we can
better understand how to combat it. See, I figure, I figure we must produce this
and we give it to every Southerner, they're gonna turn into zombies, perfect opportunity
I
Or this other fight each other for it at some point they'll all get so addicted to it
But they'll just start fighting each other for it. Oh, they'll come here begging us boy. Oh, it's you like, oh, you got any more that crap?
Do you?
Yeah, I could see both of those things happening definitely
I
Forgo tries out this guy knows the recipe he's gonna launch a man up. I think a lot of
You got a car
Hello!
Oh, hi!
Just when you're ready, the medical staff is ready, okay?
Okay, yeah, I'll be back in a little bit.
Yes, sir.
Or I can go to the hospital and get you.
Well, I kind of venture around.
So just, even over the radio, I'll be fine.
Okay, yeah, I'll find you.
Okay.
All right, where's a good place to go?
Yeah, where do you want to do this one?
Uh, you remember that spot, uh, you drove by, and we drove by?
We drove by?
Uh, the train tracks?
Uh, yeah, you know what?
Let's just go out to the peninsula.
Oh, shit.
We should do it out there.
Okay.
You got everything?
Uh, no, I don't got a, we should hit the car shop.
I don't got the stove.
We left that in that truck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is that contraband that island?
No, I don't think so. Just don't break no laws with it. That's why we're whispering the
Whoop it contraband for Southerners
Mm-hmm. Yeah, cool. I mean didn't it just be in years? Oh
Anybody got polonies
Yeah, let's get a stone
forget the drink you know oh she didn't do it I got to drink 20
ounce of sale. Hello sir.
What are you getting boss? Oh no that's just lady in pink.
I
Got a 6,000 plunies you need any
At what'd you get and you buy anything? No, I didn't buy anything
Okay, yeah, I need shit I
Need more than that unfortunately
Okay, I could probably run back and get some
Yeah, I should have grabbed some that's my I don't think he'd be like a lovable
drunk be a violent I can't go to the exchange
fast man I was at the station I got there 350,000 balloonies in the
agriculture so damn oh watch out
I
Did that JJ
It's better
I really like this whole training dynamic that we're that's you know unfolding between Polito and Los Santos, I think it's cool
definitely thought if people are into that sort of RP and I know a lot of
people are it's one
yeah let's go I think you're cool I'm gonna give you a sock
what that buddy
I
Alright
Sometimes I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't seem like a lot of fun. I want to join soon
You can't if you're watching and if you're interested in that you got a stone
See oh
You want to use mine?
Explanation point chase our P join the discord
Apply you don't you don't need to apply
What is chase our P do?
There we go. Go to the website, join the discord, join the dashboard, and then guess what?
If you have five emmins sold, you can just click join the palito queue.
There's only five people in queue. You can play right now.
You don't need to apply to get into palito.
I'm good, I'm good. How are you guys?
you know just missing you that's all sorry I really need to get caught up on
rush hour shit I mean those are fucking fantastic I agree now I know that
now I know that we was the initiative we know the grand the grand design
all right you said a peninsula yeah wait the parking garage first for
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
You got those other yeah, I got I got temp those test ranges
Have the as well cook up a little doctor's been handed over the pills in the mountains
They supposedly got a bunch somewhere
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm telling everybody you got a turn-dosey
I
Hello
What's going on
Sorry
That potato Bob can must be kicking in
Job on the service
They got it all sailed down at the saloon. Go buy yourself some. Yeah for sure.
Oh, oh, God Emperor, um, Doris and McKenzie want to have a talk with you.
Yeah, I gotta talk with them after this. A lot of talks. You know, do you want them by a
looper to tell them where to go? No, no, I'll find them. Don't worry about it. Okay.
Can I put this or inside the trunk yeah sure I got some stuff that door is hot
She's driving crazy
Doris he had that booty
I've always said she's the hottest bounty when she was one
I'm gonna watch our piece of silver like we never know your soul.
Hi, so we got everything now, right?
It's pretty fun.
Okay.
It's, it's pretty fun, I gotta say.
I got that gas.
Oh, I got that gas.
I'll worry about that for a second.
And you just got like a gas can't you fool up.
Mm-hmm.
I know.
Oh, please.
Stay safe.
Just need one.
Okay.
Hmm?
I don't know.
Oh, please.
Let me see.
Just need one.
Is that Jaws?
Is that who?
What are you doing, Jaws?
I'm just strolling the beach, doing nothing bad, not selling pills.
Don't sell pills, Jaws. That's illegal.
I'm not selling any pills.
No, actually, do, do sell pills to the mounies. They're paying it for them.
Those are my freaking pills. I ain't gonna give them to the freaking Mounties.
You got pills on you?
I don't got any pills.
No, sell them to the Mounties, bruh.
Yeah, we're buying them right now.
I don't got any pills.
I don't got any pills.
Give me the pills, Jaws.
I don't got any pills.
Jaws, he got to be the pills.
There's no good people.
I don't have any freaking pills.
I'm gonna look for pills.
Oh
He lied to the god don't want to tell me
Like the highest trees impossible
That's trees and I'm lying
Okay, I told you keep it that way
You got to get off that stuff man
You got to get off selling them join the PEA
out here yeah it's all the way out to the point
I got you man. I got this.
You're not supposed to be able to cook out here.
I got you man. I got this.
Alan so strong.
Now, oh, I'm an ease.
Fuck.
One more.
Think they call that the kills on Alan.
Oh, fuck.
Nothing there.
No, this is all fucked up.
I really got it stuck
Damn
I think it's stuck do we need another car to my destroy
No, we're now we're just now we're just doing damage to
Drive down onto the beach, they said
Just drive down onto the beach.
But not like that.
and
the
No, that was yesterday, buddy.
Someone found a car.
Patriots are losing 6-0.
Well, yeah, the game is as good as over, then, huh?
GG. Good job Seahawks on the win.
done. Cars! Oh cars! There's a single car I want to spawn for me.
Game so boring
Dude the halftime show is gonna be sick. I heard that a kid rock is gonna knock out bad bunny and then just start playing
That's his name right bad bunny
Yeah good bunny
I don't know.
Oh, I don't like this.
There we go. We're getting the
There we go.
a good mic for RP. Just get an AT-20 joining.
You know, we just might have to leave that car there. It'll be a monument.
18 2020 is good for the price I mean most people aren't gonna be able to tell the
difference between an 18 2020 and a fucking $2,000 set up so you're good
I mean, that's probably also fun.
Oh nice. Alright, we got it on stock. Uh oh, is he okay?
I think he's got a little run over it I just that's okay. I think I'm gonna get up on my feet see and just my back
Okay, well now the car is broken
He's not working
Yeah
Well, we might have to push this back to the
To the garage to get it fixed. We'll do that later
Okay
Repair kits up here
In the armor I can go run against them. Yeah, sure go grab it. Yeah
Can make drugs begin they'll
Well, let's head out to the to the point and get this sure. Yeah, I guess we can do that in the meantime
No tow trucks in Pluto. No, we can't meet you this year. Oh, wait. No
Hey, what else this guy? I'm one of you. Oh
Hello, how's it going? Good. How are you?
I'm doing great. I'm just down here walking the beach looking for bottles
really what was that DH yeah let me
I want a DH I want to do it got us that
car yeah I heard yeah I know who it is
I heard yeah somebody Walter already
told me you guys wanted another one yeah
you could bring us one we would reward
you greatly okay I could really use
citizenship okay yeah I need dual
citizenship I got a pod so well all right great
it might be the first person they ever want Toledo citizenship that's also no
noise oh yeah that's right okay well shall we okay I got no so I this stove
say that it it's not it can't be good yeah it don't it don't turn on at all
I mean, I guess that makes sense. I need to be plugged in, right?
We should just wait for the car
all right yeah we'll just wait for a cliff to get back with every parakeet I
get down oh here I'll show you this while we waitin you might be
interested
I
Think I know where's he medicated miss all good. It's all good. Let's snap a snap out of it. I'll show
So who he shut up here
So I called him and bring it up and he was all fucked up about Cronin B. Oh, shit.
Yeah, let you take a look at this.
That's nice.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
That's the stuff, huh?
It apparently real potent.
What happened to you, Walter, when you tried it?
I got too fat ass.
Yeah, I was in a swimming pool and then I woke up the next morning behind the house
Yeah, he was fucking not himself in like eight hours see it's a diving board
It'll be the perfect stuff
To give the Los Santos and yeah, they'll it'll just dope them all up
We'll be able to do anything we want over there easily
Exactly
I know what draws, you know, they bring out the demons inside you, so, like,
Dean of the Extra.
If you're withdrawing, like, you're so less effective and, you know, just caught up in
the fact that you wanted so bad.
They'll be begging us for more.
Uh-oh, okay.
That's what we believe in strikes.
Alright, see what we can do here.
Got to tighten the combobulator.
Re-thread the Magigger.
Yeah, good thought I knew whatever this is.
Damn, Alan, you a fucking mechanic, man.
I don't know. I don't know if I fixed it.
Looks like an exhaust leak, you know.
Hey, try to start it. See what I have.
Yeah!
Hey, look at that. I did it.
Good job.
Okay, let me put this back in trunk before I got Emperor.
Perfect.
Oh, wait reduction, exactly go fast engines overheating any ways this should
So basically yeah, just go to the train tracks
Yeah, I had East matters we're gonna have to write all these spots down. Oh wait head west
right back behind the chicken hut. You know that other spot that we saw? A little
circuit gas station. I think that might be a better place.
Yeah I know you can't cook out there.
Wolf to see the spots that people like right back there. Like around here.
I don't think this is terrible over here right in behind a wall over there that
would you think it like the by the water like the water containers or oil
containers where the fuck they are
yeah
chicken grease vats whatever
whatever
over here
yeah this is a bad
basically here yeah
this far
we want people to be able to kinda be sneaky about it
alright let's cook out some fucking
this is a nizoni thing
yes fucking southern fucking
this is fine
apparently the smoke is really big to where you know you can really see it
Los Santos Deli add generators no because the whole point is we don't want
people to just be able to do this shit in the middle of nowhere yeah there's
probably a good spot. It might be cool if eventually we could like actually actually
have an extension cord that you have to run to like various plugins that we put around
Polito the cleaner the drinker cleaner. That would be fun
So just a cleaner by a self
Was did my ceremony, you know, yeah walk me through it
So see basically you open, you know once you put the pot on the cooker you open the pot
You throw in some drink cleaner and you throw in some pills. I'm gonna throw in 10 pills
Um one cleaner to up to ten bills so far. I theorize one one cleaner maybe 20 30
I don't know I have to find out
But then for sure okay, okay
Okay, and then once a drink cleaner and the bills are inside the pot then you walk over here by the hand on
them. Thanks, let's stop this man with gas and pipe cleaner.
Oh yeah, it's real boy shooting it in their body.
Yeah, and as you can see it changes color. This shit nasty.
Yeah, see how it all, like, refractive rainbow shit.
It's disgusting. I'm never going to do this stuff.
No shit. Oh please don't, god damn it. It's not worth it.
It's not worth it. Unless you want to.
well you are got him but you can do whatever you want
um okay so then once once it's soaked with gasoline then you just turn it on
I mean it might make you really cool if you did
I'm staying away from it. I think you already is cool. okay yeah I recommend not
but I ain't trying to say that I know better damn these few can't be careful
maybe stop this way don't don't breathe in those fumes
yeah they all just kind of hit the mountain and disappeared aren't they
see it's cool the soil is absorbing it's a that's good all right
yeah we're gonna need to move we're gonna make this a little tighter matters
we don't want that
They're so good at first this stuff but.
They're poisoning the land.
It's poison.
Yesterday I wanted to kill myself.
Whoa.
Say.
No more drones or snow guns.
No bueno.
know. Uh huh. You know, I
walk. I swam for like an hour
in the water. I think that
helps. Fuck the Super Bowl
dog.
Yes, want to help?
Save, you know, the Felida
Waters Day.
Looks like the camping stuff. Why
not have propane canisters?
Because we don't want people
doing it in the middle of
nowhere. I'm sticking to the
natural mother nature's gifts.
Yeah. None of this chemistry shit. We're gonna encourage role play not grinding.
This game sucks. Is it a bad game? That makes sense.
How long do it take?
Um, I think we timed it once, I think, uh, like, maybe 10 minutes, 10, 15 minutes.
Oh, it's not being mined.
Oh, it's that long, though.
Oh, it's halftime.
Oh, that's why people are coming in here.
It definitely takes more than five minutes.
It felt like it was about five.
Five minutes?
We tried it the other day.
Mm-hmm.
No, it's six films. We did six. No, nine. We did nine. Nine. Yeah. Okay. Half-time hoppers.
What you say how fish name was? Y'all might need to finish this up. I think we got a meeting. We got a hit.
All right. All right, y'all. Okay. We do. The owner of PDM here. He won a chat with you.
Oh, it's done. Oh, it's done. There you go. Okay. Yeah. Now. Okay. That's right. And now you just,
you know from the suit right to the syringe oh you need the syringe on you so how many syringes
can you can you fill with one part as many pills as you put in oh so 10 10 you put in 10 pills you
get 10 out okay i'm curious if you could do like 100 pills one drink cleaner i don't know we need
you get to you know chemistry experiments going on. Yeah.
in the liquid and it just, you know, very slowly, you know.
Yeah, just like what happened to the World Trade Center, right?
I've heard about that.
And then it all emptied.
That's all of it.
You got 10 more fresh crocodile on you.
I'll hunt it over right now.
OK. OK.
Thank you, sir.
You're very welcome.
All right, let's get to the east border.
Yeah, we'll see you guys in the defense battle
See you guys
I don't see anything.
Get the malls down, get the malls down.
Oh, I think the Mountie station is the only place that we can fix it.
Oh.
There are no tools here.
What?
Yeah, I'm real excited to do this meet with the PBM guy.
He said that he's gonna be able to hook us up with all the cars.
Yeah, let's see what he has to say.
Yeah, see if he want to make a deal for these...
these...
...the syringes of shit we got on us.
Oh shit, maybe the lead to I get it I see we can walk over there. Oh, no, I did it to
the east gate. Other side. Oh,
your immersion. Bye bye,
immersion boy. Bye bye.
Yeah, but this car is so sick.
We got a paint job on it. It's
love it yeah yeah we'll get some more I sure dirty Harry it'll make that should
happen in the hurry especially once you know there's some crocodile in it for
him I bet you will too he looks like you would like it
There we go.
Dirty dirty boy Harry.
Yo there a football.
You want a football?
Where's the football at?
Uh, standing on it.
Oh yeah look it up.
Where did they come from?
Who's just sitting here?
Oh, well, okay.
Marsha!
Are you, are you wanting inside?
No, Todd's coming in.
Okay.
Can I pick this one? We'll pick it up.
Yeah, go ahead, it's ours.
Oh, neat.
Oh, well, no, it's gone now.
No, you should have it.
No, maybe I'll find it eventually.
Yeah, it's, maybe it's just deep in the pockets.
I like everything we talked about yesterday pretty much ago
Hey let him in oh in in in let him in come on in tub
Hey you prior
Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know you guys were talking about this time
How you doing Todd look at you yeah
How are you be honest? I thought I thought you might be dead. You know if I've heard good things about show
I'm proud of you. I'm not dead, but all my enemies sure are except for one
Who's uh, who's the one cost her? Oh
Yeah, I don't think I've seen him lately. Well, you should get a good look at his face before I blow it out
out. Jesus Christ. Yep. So,
Wow, you're uh, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna shoot him with a
caliber so big that his head
explodes. He's a Sally. Yeah.
You know, it's funny. Uh, you
mean this was the place they
tried to kill you. Well, I
got you out of that the
fucking hospital. Oh yeah,
Todd, don't you know? What
Don't don't you know Todd? No, what?
They brought me back here after you and mark, you know, I never I never saw you again after I
Handed you over to mark
well
They captured me again. I
Mean really I just showed up to work thinking I could talk to Bishop about it
Yeah, but they just did the same thing again where they just brought me back up here
So I decided Los Santos would never be safe for me and I stayed up here and I built all this
That's an empire. Yeah, it's an empire. Yeah, yeah, it's true
And as soon as I had you know fortified all this I went down back to Los Santos and I blew off bishops head with a sniper rifle
I don't like Bishop at all
Yeah, that whole you know that whole thing was corrupt. Yeah
Yeah, so I killed him and let's see
Bishop
dad
Yeah, who else was in his command?
um
Well, the only name I've heard of that was in his command that's still around his costar. So now I got to kill him, too
Well, I'll let you I'll let you know about hearing anything about him
Yeah, if if you find out where he lives, let me know and I'm gonna break into his house and probably just stand there until he comes home.
Yeah, that'd be a scary sight to walk in on. Yeah, good for you. You made the best out of a shitty situation. You know, that's that's that's something to be proud of prior.
Yeah, I'm gonna put his hand in the garbage disposal and turn it on and I'm gonna tell him if he takes his hand out
Then I'm gonna blow off his other arm
Yeah, I mean whatever works for you. Yeah, that's gonna work for me. All right
Well shit, anyways you sell cars though, this is what happened
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have guessed this in a million years, but you've been up here. Yeah, so cars
I've been up. Well, I just came to a meet with with Alan and them up there, but I haven't really been around
Come on. We'll give you a tour. Okay
Yeah, Mark is good him and I still talk
Hey, he's a cop now. Yeah, how do y'all know each other? Oh from back before the before times
You know before palito
I was his lawyer a few times
And then they called me one day and said he was being killed in Polito, so I came and
Rescue them basically pretty much doing like a lobotomy or some shit. I don't know what they were doing
Yeah, they were trying to silence the truth because they know that I was on the verge of uncovering an entire
You know ring of corruption within the police department and I did
Thank fire you did
I mean, look at this, you got Walter up here.
That's an old friend of mine as well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Walter's a great man.
I mean, he is, you know, they don't, it's crazy.
This whole thing wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for cheap Bishop, just being corrupt.
34 is crazy fast.
What he did.
Slow down prior.
He got what coming to him.
How
It's a nice car not bad. Yeah, yeah, he stole it. Yeah, I did myself
Stints of work not bad. Oh
And that is still young that's pretty good
this is our main street is I'm sure you remember here these are the people oh
well look at all these uh this is great hey everyone hey this is Todd hey
how's it going everybody Todd's an old friend of mine he rescued he tried to
rescue me from the evil bad man chief bishop oh so thank you so much for it
So I'm helping her god. Yeah, yeah
Let all the saint or something let all the prostitutes know that Todd gets service for free
Yeah, it's legal gambling's legal we have alcohol gambling's legal really yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, you see utopia here. Yeah, that's nice
All right, everyone
Yeah, that was part of the news that I was eager to tell you we legalized gambling
We legalized alcohol. We're gonna be a range of alcohol exports
It's, oh, this sounds very, you know, those people are very nice.
So you don't, you hear different things in the news.
Yeah, well, you just people try to say, you know, it's dangerous and crazy up here.
I don't seem like that at all.
The only time it's dangerous is when southerners are here.
Yeah.
Southern criminals show up and they don't have a good time.
So beaches.
Our biggest recreational activity is picking up trash.
Like down here at the beach? Yeah, people love it.
A bunch of southern trash wash up on the beach all the time. We come clean it up.
Just another southern mess we clean it up.
It feels pretty wholesome up here, I'll be honest. I mean, look at this.
how you doing how you doing keep up the good work keeping our beaches clean the
state loves you for that I was actually wondering where is there a place I can
turn this trash in yeah there's a recycling guy up there go to the
joke I don't know someone will point you in the red direction
Get across the street from
Yep, and remember it's always a good day in Polito, and it's always a good day when Bishop is dead
We love you
Which is all the time
Every day a good day
Hey quick reminder that we love you
It's pretty much
Your government loves you.
Yep, that a thing.
Yeah, we're gonna, we're starting free hug day coming up soon.
We're a free hug a day, that's the policy, right?
Yep.
Well, you know, it's just as much as you need, really.
Yeah, yeah, there are no limit on it.
It's just promoting the idea of a hug.
Yeah
Anyone can redeem a one-free hug any time they want as many times as they want
Yeah
Say no to drugs and yes to hugs that's the policy here
Prison
Yeah, the reeducation center, yeah reeducation center, rehabilitation rehabilitation
You okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're just talking about towing. Oh, yeah
Yeah, the guys don't at the end at the convenience store down there that run the mechanic shop
Uh once in a while they find a flatbed, but they can't do any towing unless they find that flatbed truck, you know
Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So we're you know, if we can get away and maybe oh
Hell if those guys can get flat
You know get some of these cars the hell out of here, you know, yeah
I was gonna say Todd is our car guy. Yeah, we we see we have those yeah, okay? Yeah, that sounds good
No, it's a me
I gotta go with Todd, but hey your government loves you
We'll sort that out
Really, they really love you around here
Protecting the cannibals in the south
You know you guys eat people well
I'm gonna be honest if these people look at you funny, it's cuz they think you eat people I
Wouldn't I wouldn't do that
Y'all got nasty food shortage down there and you desperate
great situation food wise now we have ample food here it's free free health
care right yeah I really depend on the waffles which it's about the sourcing
of those things so yeah what's going on dogs oh well not a whole lot I mean yeah
I came up here a few days ago with, well, I think the, the spokesman, the water people
organized it.
Yep.
They do, they do the weed stuff down there.
They do it legally though, down there.
Yep.
So I'm not sure what their whole deal is, but they brought me a guy named Jonathan Davis,
who's a kind of a all around businessman and then also a guy named Tommy Roach, who owns
to Kiva law. And I guess the whole premise of the idea was just chatting about potential
ways, you know, really just exports and imports. You guys can help us and we can help you guys
and then trying to figure out how that worked. Well, what are we looking for? So, a couple
things. One of them was, we threw an idea around Tommy up down there. He, was this one
of them. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was one of the things you used to look for, right? Yeah,
yeah. So I guess, you know, well, look, personally, I'm not a drug user, really. No, I'm trying
not to do, but I am. I didn't figure. Yeah, I'm a money user, though. So, you know, this
stuff has been, I mean, people are fucking hooked out there, man. It's, it's pretty crazy.
this this crocodile you guys produce so that's it oh you want you want the you
want the croc I mean I don't know how much I'll be wanting it but I could help
yes sure sure yeah it makes money yeah I don't want it I don't want it myself
but ample amounts of vodka weed and crocodile yes that was the other one
yeah vodka vodka is very intriguing because I do have an investment in the
biggest bar down there in the south tequila law and they don't they don't
have any alcohol. Yeah, we could have arranged that. How much
crock do you want? I don't know. I mean, like this, you know,
pay I know money doesn't exactly work because the same here to
there, but well, and also you gotta understand that for us,
you know, we're not, and I'm gonna be honest, Todd, this, this,
you know, I'm only doing this because I trust you and you're
one of my oldest allies, right? Okay. Um, but we would only be interested in dealing
with, uh, orders of 500 units. Yeah. I mean, that sounds like plenty. You think you could
swing that? Yeah, absolutely. I think there's a lot of things you guys have that we need.
And, uh, I think we have some things that could help you out like cars and, uh, one thing
we mentioned here we have some tables and machines down there through Mr. Roche's
key law law and you just mentioned gambling legal around here. So we put
around the idea of having a gambling night here in Polito for either people
in the government or even your interested citizens. That would be fantastic. They would love that.
I mean we could make it public if it can be huge. We could do it for like what we
do start allowing like opening tourism and shit. We could have a big fucking whole like
fiesta night thing.
Yeah, they could bring a ton of money in for you guys and fun too, because you seem to
value the happiness and health of your citizens and what makes people happier than gambling?
So, okay, I mean, $500, jeez, I mean, what do you think would be a good price on that
time?
I'd have to talk to some people and then I guess the other, I mean, what are you, are
you looking for, you know, cash, you know, our cash, are you looking for supplies?
I think we should maybe do cash just for this first order.
Okay, let's just see how that goes.
And I mean, we can discuss price on a purchase
by purchase basis.
Our needs change on a regular basis, so.
Right, and that's where I think we,
the group we're kind of with is works
because we provide a few,
if you maybe you don't need cash, maybe you need,
you know.
I mean, look, I'll tell you.
Ammo or cars or things like that.
You know, we can make that happen too.
give you 500 units of croc. Okay. For $75,000. Actually, let's make that a cool lady. That's
That's a crazy deal. It'd be able to cost nothing for us to make.
That sounds good, right, director? I think that would be good.
Yeah, that $160 bucks a syringe. I think they're ample profit in that for you.
I mean, yeah, that sounds fair to me.
Yeah, I mean, I think I think it's a good way to start out a deal and then we we go from there
Okay, all right, so like I said, we'll be very interested in Vodka as well. Once that's great
I just kind of figure out you're doing that. So I tell you what I'm making it now
Let's do this. You got three and a half hours to get the money together and bring it back up here
We're gonna have our oh, I don't know if we can have five hundred and three and a half hours
We probably could if we go to the hospital
that might be true shit you might be right well I mean shit let me know if
you need anything either well listen to me I don't know okay yeah you got three
and a half hours to get the money together or this or we're done doing
business oh I have no issue getting that money together okay okay yeah and then
how it's gonna work I could go get it I could give me I can go get it right now
Okay, well, here's how it's gonna work. Just so you know, um, you're not, we're not gonna give you anything directly. You're not gonna get anything here, but we'll have someone in the city that you'll meet up with.
Oh, you got, you got some, got people down there. Okay, that's smart. Absolutely. That's really smart.
But you know, here's the thing, Todd, is if he doesn't come back, this is over.
I'm just telling you right now, if he doesn't come back then this is done.
Okay, I mean that's fair.
Because he'll need to bring the money to you, yeah.
Why are you guys spamming Mike Block?
Are you just tuning in?
Are you just tuning in from the Super Bowl?
Okay, we'll go get the money and we'll work out the rest of the details.
Yeah, all right.
I'll stay in touch with Alan.
Yeah, good to see you, Friar.
It really is.
It's good to see you, Todd.
And, you know, I'm glad that you're interested in our product and this whole thing just kind
of worked out, huh?
Yeah, this is good.
I mean, I said I'm pretty impressed up here.
I mean, people, it reminds me of like, you know...
It's not like it's not my block. We actually think that like they're just the best and everybody's so happy
But in reality like everybody's pretty fucking depressed and you go to like like a Norway
This is like Norway to me like everybody's just fucking happy nobody. We have we have smugglers
That is in our pollution citizens that have been getting connections in the city Jordan. No, it's not any of my fucking characters
They did called benevolent dictatorship
Yeah. Yeah. He love us. That's how it has happened. It's true. That's all you really need in life, huh? Oh, so it's Jimmy.
Yup. I've been lacking that personally. Agents! Agents! Well, Todd, you know, if you ever get sick of the hustle and bustle of Los Santos, you know, we love you here.
I believe that yeah, it's true. I'll keep that in mind. Yeah, you you st. Todd now dog
St. Todd you guys should have like those
I'm a saint. Yeah, you're a saint here. Yeah, you fuck rescue together anyone harms you oh shit
You guys should do like those retirement packages where
You know people pay to like come in and have a good place to retire. Oh, yeah
That's a great Thailand. Yeah, exactly. It's a good idea
Well, I'm gonna make this place just like Thailand
Yeah, I think this will be this will be good. So now you Walter
Hey Walter good to see you again
Yeah, that's an insane deal they're gonna make so much fucking money they could actually make a half a million dollars
There was an angry mom?
No no no no no no no no no no no just a group of police that were teaching less than ideal
The error of his ways
So not an angry mob a teaching mob. Yeah, I took him to the church and reeducate him
Community education. Okay, great. Yeah. No, that's fantastic
All right, well, um, I got a where's the other doctor
Yeah, she can be back here in a second if you need her.
Yeah, we gotta meet with them.
Here, get in Todd, I'll drive you back.
All right.
Hey, uh, Mackenzie?
You believe it, and for a Todd, you should be my neighbor.
I was just interviewing someone to the checkbook.
Yeah, Todd's one of my oldest allies.
The station wants to talk with you.
He's Saint Todd around here, okay?
Saint Todd.
Do you mind if I take a photo of him for the Good Southerner's List?
No, no, no pictures.
All right.
Hoffman, Todd.
It's totally for them.
St. Todd.
Oh, thank you.
All right, y'all have a good one.
Thank you.
Make way for St. Todd.
Who's that?
I don't know.
7 police officer?
Looks like he's bowing.
That was interesting.
Anyhow.
500 units.
What are you going to do with them, man?
You know, I guess I'll get it into some trusted hands.
or I mean I do have a friend that's oddly enough he the only operates while being under
the influence so I guess I'll give him a good little stash on the side.
I'll just get the money up here and you know we'll get it over to you.
Yeah, so what kind of deals can we get on whips you got to hook up on police cruisers or anything like that?
We don't uh, yeah, we don't really have like the sirens or anything on them, but I mean we have cars that
are used for you know, emergency like we got like buffaloes and
short of crown Vic type looking for. If you don't have all this equipment, we'll probably just have to keep working through Harry.
Yeah, yeah, that's all right. There'll be other Policians at Walt cars for sure. Yeah, there's other cars
Like Walter said all right prior we'll see you soon. All right, you know, I gotta tell you I
Think uh, you know
Our citizens are getting real interested in like drifting and stuff
Drifting really yeah drifting
for sure. Okay, cool. Okay.
Sounds good. See you, Tom.
All right, prior. Talk to you soon. You put the great work.
No, for those of you that are confused, the director of
agriculture has been doing an amazing job. So he actually has
smugglers and shit. I'm not, it's not going to be Mike or
I'm not it's not gonna be Mike or Jimmy or Jordan none of my characters. We're gonna do this fully an RP
Damn that's such good RP for other people I'm jealous
Sadge
How's the Super Bowl going?
Jordan's a one-man employee though
Super Bowl commercial sucks this year. It's all pill advertisements
Really? How many gambling ads?
Hi, all right. Well, hopefully we got 500 pills. Yeah, I hope so. If not, we could do a fucking B trade and fucking get it
probably could have you round up all the
Policians for trash day or some shit
whoa William Shatner is trying to help us
poop better. Shartner more like it
have a lot of the moment I if most of mine over to Alan I think I might have
like 25 in my locker right now that's three on me at the moment I might have
another maybe two to four yeah I got there like what 25 in agriculture go
check my locker
I
Are you guys pepping
I actually have a lock
You guys are fucking dumb man.
We legit bam peppers. No, they'll just find another ammo.
That's not amazing.
What?
Nemeo Bop.
Well, I have 10.
OK, so we need about 430 more pills.
All right, this is possible.
We'll fill in whatever we want.
The homeless from the South want to come in and help us.
Yeah, that they do.
We just dropped the salary about as possible.
Possible citizen.
Yep.
Could we use this as a fundraiser for the ambulance fund?
Oh, there's just, yes it is.
This is a fun
Hop in you guys, let's go around everyone up. Okay
It was that guy right that's running
Yeah. Stop.
Technical bumper time.
Sir.
There you go.
There he is.
There you go.
Can you get on the radio, please?
So we behind the houses, out on the cliffs.
He's got on a brown cowboy hat.
He's jumping.
Sir, stop.
Black Fisher cowboy hat.
I'm going to wash his hands, man.
Just stop.
This guy won a vase.
His name is Bobby Boucher.
Oh, the water boy?
Oh, you're good at this.
something it's spelled the same
come on man I don't want to do this to you
tactical bumper oh hey oh shit nice shot sir
That is what I like to see.
There's a guy on the ring that's lured by the name of the Palunatic selling kills.
Oh.
And trying to buy some of his 2000.
Alright, get in, get in, get in.
He's on a bike, he's on a bike.
Get in, get in, get in, fat guy.
Oh my god, I'm running.
Go.
I need to run it off anyways.
Well, what does he look like?
He's on a bike?
Yeah, he's on a bike in purple and he was at the clock like...
I think I got eyes are you the balloon attack no but I've seen him around on a
bike it's not you no all right well want to put your hands up sure you want me to
anything else it sounds like it's god damn jaws so I actually got one more
question for you guys I kind of locked myself out of my own vehicle would you
be able to help with that by any chance maybe first we got to find this
polunar tick all right well I hope you find them if I see them I'll let you
know shit thank you all right good luck it's not him we gotta find the
I don't think it's him sir hello are you a beeper huh what's it why take your
pants off for us. Beeper check.
No, this is grandma.
What? Can you speak up?
He was beat and shot by Mounties. Does he need to go to prison or just get, you know, lost?
Put your hands up now. Face away.
Take him to the hospital. I'm driving over to see if it's the same fellow. That's good.
Where are you from?
Polito Polito, where's your tracker? I see his tracker sir. Oh, yeah, there is
Sorry for the confusion. I
Love you very much
Thank you for doing your job. Yeah, so thank you for cooperating. I love you
I don't know where the guy in purple would have gone.
Where if he was like a red herring, or like a purple herring in this case, you know?
I
Hey, I tried calling 3-1-1 and that she went straight to voicemail. Oh, yeah, are you a Los Santos citizen?
Yeah, well if you lived in Polito the police would actually help you
Yeah
It's true. Sorry that your government is crying in fear about you.
Hey, man, actually I...
Did you hear how bad the LSPD were about?
I hear about what?
LSPD, they had a grand total of four patrol vehicles the other day and we had two of them in gear.
Oh, not bad.
No one did hear about that.
Yeah, apparently the homeless keep stealing all of their vehicles.
Huh.
More for us, I guess.
We had a BCSO on it, we want somewhere to...
Oh, that's...
What is this one?
I think it's just fishing.
It's a popular fishing spot.
You need anything good anything good
Well beyond the lookout there's a some kind of maniac and purple on a bike running around
If you see him like let us know bye
Just some math fish
Any other types on the main purple on the bike?
Has anyone caught a Methfish yet, Chow?
I will take that as a no.
Well, I mean, you know, plan A, right?
Just trash pick up?
Yep. Let's just do that.
I think there's like a couple of people in the prison who can,
you know, would be probably happy to be reeducated and pick up trash.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Community service, you know.
Are we giving up on that purple jacket, too?
Yeah.
I think I might have seen your boy.
He's down at the cock fights right now, if you're looking for him.
Oh, OK, thank you.
Apparently, he's down at the cock fights right now.
There's Doris. That's great.
Hey, hey, we got him.
It is. We got him right here.
It's Jaws.
Jaws, put your hands up, bastard.
I'm getting the freak out of here.
I'm on a bike.
I
All right, we got him chasing him right now
now over by the hospital to the to the right towards the confiding
act towards the beach on the road
I'm telling you, Polito's a utopia, man.
Stop, Jaws.
No one's gonna catch me. No one's gonna catch you.
gonna catch stop running good job oh yeah damn it Jaws what's a freak man
are you running I got freaking scared there was dogs and there was cocks I got
freaking scared you go ahead see how many pills yes not good I don't got any
pills we heard you were buying some I don't got any pills no it doesn't have
any pills just a broken ball of a mask and just 15,000
polities all right just don't call them let's round everyone up community
meeting actually listen up everybody all right listen up everyone listen up
okay we this is okay we need everyone to pitch in here okay this is a fundraiser
For an ambulance, okay fundraise it for an ambulance for the hospital. They really need one
Yep, okay. Yep, so we need you guys to pick up trash and then every pill you get
We're gonna give you ten dollars
A thousand polonies
Well, yeah, or a thousand polonies whatever whichever we have
Okay
We never want to do it right now. I'm gonna be down there picking up trash with you guys. All right
We're all going to be doing it, okay?
Alright, let's go. Come on everyone. Alright, we're gonna go round everyone up
Yeah, let's get them all rounded up. Uh
Hey listen up, hey listen up, hey listen up, cockfighters.
Alright, listen up.
We're all gonna go down to the beach and pick up trash.
This is a fundraiser so the hospital can have a new ambulance.
And then every, listen up, every pain pill you guys give us will give you a thousand
polonies okay so come on let's all get to the beach we're all gonna be doing it
to
hey you know I told you about that
lunatic you know maybe a couple of companies should come my way well he
didn't have anything what the hell he was saying is who's here in front of
everyone trying to sell them and buy them he must have dumped them then
come on let's all get to the beach everyone we're going to the beach sure
pick up trash yeah pick up the beach
I already have 40 trash do you want it
uh just get just go recycle it
I'm gonna recycle it first
let everybody know let everyone know spread the word
All right, there are probably some folks down at the west end of the beach next to the fence. That's what a good fishing at.
Looking at them, though.
When the community comes together to get pills so we can sell crocodile to Todd.
crocodile the Todd
Hey guys
Hey
We're all pitching in and we're doing oh, that's a fish. We're all pitching in we're doing a fundraiser so the hospital can get an ambulance
Yeah
a lot of noise but um in order to get it huh oh i'm sorry i thought you saw all the statues
of me around i'm i'm prior i built this whole place yeah just to got him well thank you yeah
sorry about that now how rude of me oh my lord yeah yeah indeed indeed he is you know pleasure
Sure, could you speak up?
That's awesome
Yeah, that's definitely possible
You can do whatever you want, this is a land of opportunity
Yep, go follow your dreams
We need to we're gathering ever enough to pick up trash on the beach so that we can get pain pills for the hospital
all right thank y'all so good thanks folks bye guys bye-bye
did you hear all that?
pick up some trash why not?
we're doing a fundraiser out on the beach picking up trash to raise money to get a hospital an ambulance
paint pills paint pills yeah we paying a thousand
Polonies for every pain. The trash guy gives you pills sometimes because he's a drug addict
How's Polino going? Oh look at this. How exciting is that I?
I don't know man. I think it's better. We I really want to focus on some Polino mechanics
I
The RP here is just so good man
Like it actually feels like an actual community, you know, it's really funny
Not to say that Los Santos is a like that. It's reason
Honey here what they say. Oh, she said that the jaws is saying he'll offer to pay more than the Mountings for pills
We are gonna have to kill Jaws. I guess so let's go get
Come on everyone, you're mic locked.
There's just so much good RP right now.
I also, I want to get on Wrangler before I end my week 2 and promote Fontaine.
I hope he's around.
If he's not, then I'll just log on tomorrow and do it.
You got Mike aggro now, you want Mike stream.
I think Mike needed a cool off day.
And there's a ton of, there's so much RP and Polio right now.
It's a bit more slow burn, but like I really, I'm loving the idea of this just like small
community that with like a shady government that like has all these agents in the city
that has connects and they're like smuggling drugs into the city to like export shit.
It's really cool, man.
Like just the dynamic of it.
It's like for me, you know, it's giving me a big RP boner, but like, you know, prior
RRP I'm gonna be honest is for
It's it's a little high IQ. You know what I mean
Yeah, you gotta have a pretty high IQ to appreciate the pleat on R.P.
But it is it's a little more slow burn
But I think it's it's really cool man. Like I said
This whole idea that we do have this like director of agriculture who's fucking crushing it by the way
And like there are all these like trade rings and shit, it's cool man
How you doing sir?
That's you again, so I'm still looking for help with my locked vehicle. Do you think you could help me out? Maybe you
Locked it
Yep, and the keys are inside
Man, yeah, I wish I could help you out right now, but I'm picking up trash on a beach. I
See that and I wasn't gonna drag you away from here or anything
But could you maybe point me in the right direction or do I just wait for the storm to wash it back into the garage type thing?
Yeah, you might have to wait for that
Okay, yeah, that's no problem at all. That's all I needed to know really there's not anything valuable in there or anything like that
So
Okay, well that's all I need. Thank you, sir. I got to get to it trash time. No problem
Help the poor guy out we got to get these pills
Hello
Hey, I'm retired. Hey, how you doing? Good. Thank you for letting me better survive being admin
Yeah, of course. We appreciate your service
Yeah, I don't have to maybe get a boat sometimes I'm like yeah, um, yeah, maybe that'll be our next fundraiser get you a boat
Yeah
Yeah, all right. Well, I got to pick this trash up. All right. Thank you so much. No problem
But yeah, that's cool man
This is gonna make for some really good RP.
I love that people are- uh oh- dude I love that you can only cook Crocodile and Polito
but like there's like- like a lot of the supplies you need to make it comes from Los
It's just like, oh, it's good stuff, man.
It's fun.
Yo?
Do you want us to put all the trash in one place, like the truck of the vehicle?
Well, I guess we could do it like that. That might be better. Yeah.
Okay.
We've got the, uh, the ballooner taking custody if you want to deal with him.
should do him. Let's see, where do I go back home? Here, uh, a police officer just handed me these over.
Oh, could you hand it to me one more time? Yeah, yeah, you're fine. You can face another day the
other way. Oh, perfect. There you go. Yep, that's from Lenny at the space program. Okay, nice.
You said we were putting it in the trunk? Yeah, sure. Awesome.
I'm sorry sir are you the emperor?
Yep, how can I help you?
Oh not, I've just been trying to meet you since I got pushed out of that damn plane.
I got called the anti-amper one time and it kind of hurt my feelings.
Oh I'm sorry that happened to you.
doing a little press story on what's going on up here.
Yeah, OK.
Well, what do you want to know?
What's truly going on?
What do you mean?
Because ever since I was washed up on this beach,
it's been one story.
And then two weeks later, it was all a lie.
OK, well, what happened?
What was a lie?
Everything from trash to fishing to chickens,
Everything here was a lie, not saying that what you,
what you, I'm not saying you're lying.
The people around fabricated a story.
What does that mean?
That everything was peachy clean up here.
It was a happy place to be.
And then I ended up getting robbed
and smuggled down south.
And then I got called a human smuggler.
I mean, I'm pretty happy.
lupa are you happy
i got told i was going to get killed for treason appeared i got charged with
treason
and i i've not done a treasonous thing
who careful
i've really had i've been one of them is telling me
i'm not what i've
they keep c this is what they did to me down in the sales they said they wanted
me to tell my full story
I told them everything that I could remember
and I didn't fabricate anything
because that would be lying.
And then they said, well, you're lying to us right now.
And I said, well, what else do you want me to tell you?
Because if I tell you anything else, it would be lying.
And then I got treason.
Dang.
So I didn't know what to do.
Did you say sorry?
Yeah, I said sorry so many times.
And then I just kept getting locked up.
Dude, you don't be so funny if under reports
We had an option where it's all been a pallet.
You can hit sorry.
So if they say sorry, it takes half the time.
Ha, ha, ha, automatically.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Or they could just plead sorry.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Just make it to where they can plead.
That's the pleasion ring.
Not even that.
They could plead.
They could either plead guilty or sorry.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So do you think people that go down south
in the name of pallet, oh, it's OK?
What?
I don't know what they're doing.
They're guilty or they're sorry.
I've heard anyone say that.
Yup.
So it all depends on what they're doing down south.
I guess so, yeah.
If you're doing good stuff, then that's good for weavers.
Be stabilizing Los Santos is a good thing?
Well, yeah, I mean the whole fabric of their society is wrapped around a weave of corruption lies.
The south is?
Yeah, that's the whole reason why we're up here.
I used to be a police officer in Los Santos.
Until one day, there was evil chief bishop,
and I started to uncover that his entire high command was corrupt,
and I was telling him that.
And then he had me sent up, he drugged me
and sent me up to that hospital to have me lobotomized
because he was also corrupt.
And he didn't want me to expose him.
It's all true.
So we're all safe.
You don't believe me next time you're in the city?
No, no, no, no, no, I would never know.
Hey, I'm just saying, you can ask Todd, who works at PDM,
or Mark Wheeler, who is a police officer,
and he has a wife too.
I think she's a doctor.
The doc, I wonder who it is.
Probably Dr. Wheeler.
Wait next time I'm in the city what you mean? Oh, come on man a free thinker like you's gonna stray a little bit
And that's okay. I'm not gonna stop you
But you'll uncover the truth soon enough
You know
That's just all I'm trying to go for is the truth. That's the truth buddy
I was a I was an officer and I uncovered a web of corruption. So I was exiled here
I'm sorry for truth dumping you know no no that's it's perfect because you know rumors
get spread around that's why I'm trying to this is perfect everyone's picking up trash
because I can go around and get everyone's you know point of view on everything but so
far it's been nothing but rumors so and it's it's a it's a blessing to actually be in your
presence sir because I've heard nothing but good things about you it's alright man I'm
just happy that everyone's here and safe from the cannibals that's another thing
they eat people down there but people say we eat people well why who's saying
that
I got a more pill Jerry Garcia donated these ones nice anyways I better get
moving. Lupa took out the bad food and gave you new food. Oh, another photo gift in the back.
Oh, thanks Lupa. Oh, Amber, you can see a cool photo. Can I at least show you this? Sure. I know,
I know you're busy. I know you're busy. I'm an inventory terrorist.
Oh
Yeah, that's pretty cool. All right, dang, where'd you get that last night
Shit
Things got their own souls
All right, what better get moving wait wait, I'm gonna need that back in for I'm gonna need that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
It's autographing everything
Thank you, thank you. Alright, I'll get at you here. Got a run.
Got any trash? Yeah, toss it in.
Are we putting trash in the back? Trash in the trunk.
Ego, sir. Yup, trash in the trunk.
Praise be. Praise be. Praise be, trash in the trunk.
The chosen one chosen boy. Yeah, the guy that runs the pawn shop Stanley. He's the chosen one. He says
Chosen by who well, there's these certain relics are on pleato that he finds and only he could control them
Sounds like some sort of religious fanatic
Yes, yeah, just keep an eye out. He's saying that he gets the powers from the universe and he might try and eclipse you
Oh god bless him I guess.
Yeah, so just keep an eye out there buddy.
Alright, so far so good I got 50 bills on me.
I got some more to put in.
Oh yeah.
Now do we have the syringes for this?
There's another 30.
Nice.
The trash or bill?
No, no, I can get them now. Okay, you should touch it. 500 of them. That's gonna be a stroke here. Oh
Nice
Yep, those are from my locker. All right, huge. Thank you. You're welcome
You know, let's hit the let's hit the station. Thank you, and I can
Get all the polunis
So we can give people rewards.
Honestly, we should just hand him out.
Hand out ballooning, everybody?
Yeah, yeah.
Just get everybody like, what, 50k or so shit?
Yeah, if we got that.
We'll see. Let's see what we got.
This is just Polito Street team.
We'll figure out what people are getting on average, maybe 20k a person.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
You're like...
Alright.
Yep, on my way.
Yeah, I'm gonna go turn in this trash, I got it.
How many syringes do we got?
Fuck, like, none.
Oh yeah, we need some.
Yeah, let me uh, let me make...
If somebody wants to go in my locker, there's like 300-something trash in there too.
Okay, I got six.
You know what all these bottles of painkillers is?
They're in a blood box.
Oh yeah.
Um...
Yeah, I got that, uh...
from Doris, pretty early on.
Oh, okay.
Day unrelated.
I- I don't know, actually.
I don't know, too.
What's that? I think it's what the hospital was getting at first, Mathers.
Alright, what evidence locker we put in the pills in?
Uh...
They all bit. Oh, shit. Wow. Oh, shit.
The piece is strong. Uh-oh. Did you take it?
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
No, they're strong. I don't know what the fuck they is.
You can try to use it if you want. I don't know if it'll work though.
I don't know. We do.
All right. What evidence locker?
They all been going in the agriculture storage, but I think we might need a new one
Okay, that was that was about evidence pills. Yeah, look we can make it
Yeah, this came from my locker
Okay, thank you, of course I like to pick trash up when I get off duty, so whatever I can donate
Yeah, we'll put it
Max had a whole like master list set up for a naming convention, Mountie storage, then a line, and then a fence.
Alright.
Six pills from 140 trash and play will take a lot of trash.
You know what?
Come on, let's go.
but you know with the entire pleado nation doing it it's very possible
now the syringes though
sell trash by 10 you've seen grinders do it
I don't think that matters
alright let's go holy shit
run my feet feel heavy
Hey, I have a big donation to make to the hospital.
Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, do we do? Want me to put it in the drug again?
You can just hand it to me.
Okay.
Oh, I got it.
Hell yeah.
Nice what was it?
112,000 balloonies. Oh, thank you for your donation, sir. 113,000 the hospital. Thanks you okay
Of course anything for you little prior
Appreciate that we're gonna keep it moving
Hello. Can you give me a ride? Where are you going? Uh, I think to the beach. Yeah, come
on in. Thank you. Is that you, Emperor? Yeah, how you doing, sir? Oh, not too bad. You've
got a big ass headache. What happened? I drank too much, I think. Oh, yeah. That's
What's happening to me too?
Cell trash.
24.
Nice.
There we go.
Nice.
That was good for 24.
What kind of cake am I thinking about?
Right now?
I'm just like a really good vanilla with like a with like fudge layers in it
Yeah, we're gonna get that ambulance in no time
Okay, I've been donating to the hospital as well
You gotta support the police and especially the doctors and bounties
Got to
Hell yeah
Trash collection, oh, okay. He does. Thank you
Just did a collection of some of the people around here. I'll put it in your trunk. Thank you
course there's 87 more nice I got a trash collection we're getting that
ambulance everyone it's gonna happen how's it going yeah you doing oh yeah
sounds good my best girl we knew while you know that's up a little trash why
can't we hey hey come here trash collection thank you your government
loves you
I go thank you trash collection okay thank you on me ah get out of there sorry I was
just looking oh that's okay there's a lot of fun tonight I'm the fat guy hey I'm the
fat guy. Thank you. Trash collection.
You're in this last one. Oh, thank you. Trash collection. Oh, I
just gave mine to Bert, sir. That's okay. Love you. Okay.
any more trash. Yeah, I wanted to report a potential crime that might be about to occur.
Okay, what's happening? Yeah, earlier I was a driving my tow truck and I was approached
by a man wearing a firefighter t shirt. And he said to me, sir, do you have a gun? I need
to go brush the teeth of some EMS.
Dang, this happened in Los Santos?
Yeah, five minutes ago, right up the road from the sheriff's office I'm in.
Well, here in Palito, nothing like that would ever happen because we've actually made crime
illegal.
You should just co-live in Palito with us, man.
I can do that?
Yeah.
Alright, I'll be right there.
Fuck this place.
Nobody wants to give me a goddamn job.
I'm a steal their fucking tow truck all right steal a cop car and head up here will you
Any trash bring out your trash yes, sir. I got some hold on all right
What a nice wholesome effect.
Do you want these glass bottles, bruh?
Just if you want to get rid of them, I have no use for it.
Okay.
Oh, you're full.
It's full?
Oh, you're full of little bottles, yeah.
Wait, wait, hold up, hold up, I can rearrange the little folks in the top.
No, it's okay.
I'll just go to the bottom.
Hey guys, I'm just going to put my trash away.
All right.
Trash collection.
I got so much. Yeah, all right. Good job. Come on hurry and put the trash up and come over here
Man, you say there you go
That guy sounded sketchy
in attention you would be difficult for me I'll get on the next one okay
we're playing silly trumps are we doing we're playing silly trumps I don't
know what the heck you're doing you're being a silly little doctor oh yeah
Thank you
Did someone call for me on the radio a little bit ago I was on the phone. Oh, yeah, we got some folks in the stockade
So we got tomatoes to throw at them. What back did they do?
All right, well I'm collecting much trash on the beach so we can get these 500 pills
That's why you don't speed that guy almost died shame on me
One big pills.
Oh
Now it gives enough we're just trying to get a shit ton in a small amount of time
I
Bottles not used to
No, our bottles weapons. Yeah, dog
What was the mom's a great
Yeah, they're lethal
Yeah, there are biddies here to get an LS.
Moving off to the other mats.
No.
Hey, director of agriculture.
Yes, sir.
We able to get those other things we need?
I am working on it as you see.
All right.
I have something for God ever.
All right, I'm on the beach.
Trash!
Trash drop off right here!
Yo, Trash!
Trash drop off!
I gotta go for you.
Good job everyone.
Your government loves you
Gonna be great when we have an ambulance
Just a little more
Yes, sir
Oh
Oh
This will be better when they give naviants, they'll be happy. Yeah. Good job. Looper. Thank you
Yeah, Looper likes cleaning the beach in the morning. Yeah, that helps a lot. Looper. Thanks
Welcome
I'ma go get some more trash
trash oh just unloaded I got my one just picked up okay trash yeah let me put
some in there good job everyone the planet is being released to the streets
I got trash too wait are the patriots getting smoked is it over
there you go wait let me close this trunk or you're dead
No, I got it fourth quarter 19 and oh wait, what if they came back from that though?
Now that would be crazy is it for the trash I'm guessing yeah, oh
No, they could
How much time is left 13 minutes left they could I mean they they won't but they could
trash you got any trash you need to drop off I don't have much but I'll drop some off
All right. Thank you. Your government loves you.
I'm gonna have a real, I'm gonna have a, thank you. I'm gonna have a real hard thing tonight about what Polito needs.
A real hard thing.
I need to play prior more that's number one
Put it in the back
Put that jump in my trunk
Any day a good quest giver. I mean no, I think it's the opposite. I think it has enough quest givers
It just needs more mechanics
She's on my friend through your jaws. This is all my freaking friends
Howdy, oh, let me put in more trash. Yep, put that junk in my trunk. Oh, absolutely
There you go I
Wonder what Southside gangs come for some croc they might now that we have political at 50 people
They might just get actually jumped and fucked up I
Think with the I think when we had political at 30 people
The south side gangs could come in here pretty easily, but I think they'd just get fucked up now
Any try?
Yeah, don't freaking jump in at me
I also, uh, I grabbed the pill out of my cock. Can I put this in here too? Yeah, please do. Thank you. Yeah, there you go, sir
Thank you
What happened to the Vagos that came over?
I don't know!
Hey, what's up?
I got some trash for you.
Jaws?
Don't seal the trash.
I got some trash for you.
Alright, but I'm gonna look at the trash and see how much is in there.
Okay, and now I know.
I'm taking the freaking trip he took the trash y'all suck the trash
Susspect down!
We got him everyone!
Jaws tried to take the trash!
He tried to take the trash!
What?
It's the polluted take!
It's the polluted take!
Shame!
Shame!
Shame on you!
Shame on you!
Yup. Joke at the truck.
One message.
Shame!
Shame on you, Polunitik. Shame. Shame. Shame on you, dog.
Get out the car, kids.
How dare you.
No one's gonna freak us up.
I'm gonna keep selling things.
We did stop you.
We already stopped you.
Shame.
Everyone shame the Polunitik.
Shame. Shame.
Yeah, I got RP up here more, man. I've been I've been neglecting Polito. Maybe I got
a little too wrangler fix the DCS a lot, huh?
Oops.
You know, I'm gonna be honest.
I really, I think I'm just gonna promote people and then just see if they can do it.
I really don't give a shit about Wrangler fixing the BCSO because I've already done
it and it's kinda fucking boring to me.
I'm having more fun on prior, I'm having more fun on mic, like shit like that, I'm
just done it already.
I've already fucking fixed fixed the DCSO
You know, I mean not really I guess I just fucked it up. I guess I fucking can and I'm a dickhead
More time for Polito and Wranglers and Sheriff
Move up the elections no why
People need time to develop their lawyers and shit
Because only lawyers can run for judge so people people need time for that
Moving up the elections would just fuck up the timeline. That's really not the solution you think it is
Judge Carter and judge fat Tony, let's go
You're ready to run for governor
you can go again you can I do not think bones is gonna lose there's just no way
you can try
How many pills is this?
We almost had 200.
Are we at 200?
What has Bones done though?
I don't think he wins.
Buddy, you think they had politicians get elected based on what they've done?
That's cute.
This guy thinks that politicians get elected on things that they've done.
Oh, hello, wait.
Hey, I'm gonna go get us the, uh, yeah.
I'm gonna go get the syringes all right. Good luck. Where do you get them from?
Sneaky sneaky yeah, okay
Yes, oh, but I'm I've been doing a bunch of donations and I've been leaving leading the
sermons for the midnight mess
So I'll leave it up to you guys, but I would like to become a mountain again
All right, why don't you get the syringes and we'll talk okay? I love you. All right. I love you
So wait, just to be clear for my math, 500 syringes is $10,000?
$300, the $35 each.
Okay, oh, oh, okay.
Yeah.
Holy shit, dude.
Crock-fucking-prince-money.
What the fuck?
But, see, I think that like, high profit shit is good if it takes like a lot of seps and
involves.
Not a lot of seps, just, it's not a lot of seps, but the way we have drugs is like,
there's huge room for profit, but you really need other people to do it.
You know what I mean?
That's the way we got it set up.
You just you you really you really need other people to do it
So like I think that you could set it up in a way where
You know
The amount of time that it would take one person to do it in effort it really wouldn't feel like that much
But if like three
Separate groups are working on it then yeah, they could like make a shit ton of money, you know, and I don't know to me
That makes sense
We're almost there everyone
We're almost there 217 pills
Really need BCS out to start managing the border to make it way harder, you know
You know our way
Yeah
To tell you but are you giving trashman bill all the trash at once? Yeah
sometimes
trashman bill likes packages at 30
Okay, I'll keep that a month
And then he gives
More pills with 30. I really doubt this this feels like this is like a plus evil thing. All right. Thanks. Lupa. Yeah
So that's the thing our way when I when I truly decided I was done stressing myself out about VCO on Wrangler
Was when I had a meeting and I told everyone to do an hour shift and then switch out and then I think it was five days later
I logged in and no one was at the border all day, and I was like all right. Well
I'm done trying to guide these people. It's just no no one listens to Wrangler anymore. He's just been there too long
It's just they just they just need a new leader. That's all it is man
I think Wrangler's just ran his course of sheriff and that's just now
Sheriff Jorkin where the fuck is Jorkin man?
We're doing a really good job everyone pizza party at the saloon after this
I'm never fucking drinking again I got drunk as shit nobody's doing border patrol R.P.
Oh, he'd be one of them say a drill just put another trash in there yeah oh what the fuck
Oh my gosh, but come on man, you're not jumping out of there. Sorry
I was sitting down by a man is a nice
I got a I got a friend in jail right now for like 300 months is there any way you could do a little program
I won't be honest, I'm not too sure what he got charged with
I'll go down there after this. Okay. Thank you, sir. I'm gonna put some trash in the back. All right
Wait, what's going on?
He says he's requesting political asylum. He uh
He's in jail for like 300 months
He's out the gate. Yeah. Yeah, you check point. Yes, sir. All right. Let him in
But keep an eye on him
Let me drop off
Yeah, yeah, thank you your government loves you
That's my trash
Yeah, that's pretty far out there
I think more control or people go up there or mechanics
All right, I'm not gonna add mechanics to shit that people aren't doing
do you know what I mean does that make sense I because there are people that
are doing things that I would just rather add mechanics to that like the
pawn shop got any trash yeah I've got a hundred sixty it let's see yeah it's just
a waste of death time there you go you should turn on the toxic zone I don't
I don't know if that's all done yet, matters.
But we need to have that in like in the next three days, because Polito's about to get fucked
now that people are going to know this is how you do it, you know.
Got any trash?
Yes, I do, Lord Friar.
There we go.
Thank you.
Lord Emperor, I have a small offering.
I got three for you.
Perfect. Thank you. Every little bit helps
You think there are more issues of the police is breaking out or people break in
100% police are 100% people breaking into pleato much
That is that is way worse, which is hilarious
Because I mean as you can kind of see these people that are playing in pleato, it's really interesting
They're all just kind of you know for the most part
I'd say 90% of them are kind of just interested in just being policians and living the simple life
You know what I mean?
So, you know, we intentionally left-
Can I see somebody swimming in from the ocean right now?
Right where they're walking on the beach?
Can you please clip that so I can send that to Melo?
Sheppy
Thank you, man.
Um...
So yeah, I mean we intentionally left Polito kind of there because we were like, well,
a lot of the RP is going to be people escaping, right?
And then that turned out to not be the case, which isn't a bad thing, it's just how it
shaped up.
So now I'm like, fuck, we need to just completely rethink Polito since there's people that are
actually just wanting to RP or which is great right that that's awesome I love
that but we are gonna have to go back to the drawing but just just a little bit
just a little bit you know what it means
they love their community yeah and I think that's great
Yeah, we're gonna have to add some stuff
The embassy's gonna be good. Yeah, but we need other shit like Polito needs its own
Yeah
I'm sorry about that, I don't know, we got some cool shit.
If they had weapons, oh, ash.
Another L take from Ash.
You cannot do anything against the mountains there.
Oh!
Almost like I'm trying to...
Almost like that's intentional.
Ash is like, well, if I can't shoot the cops, then what the fuck is the point?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You got trapped last night.
Is what?
Like, were you here illegally as a Los Angeles citizen?
Oh wait, dropping off a little extra.
Oh, thank you. The other?
I don't.
In 30, huh? I don't think so. Here, we can see.
30 at a time is better. That's what lupus said, but
No, I don't think so
Yo, excellent. I think that this is one of those things where people gas left themselves into thinking it was better
What's up?
Yep
Did you want us to bring this dude to you somewhere?
No, I'm coming right now
Yeah, I know it's just you know like it's like someone said it's just gambler shit where they think they have a system
You know it's funny when people do that at RP, especially now that I know how should it actually works
God is exact got a sandwich you got you got a sandwich here confirm the cool
Not gonna lie, I miss the old days of RP where people had to earn shit being put into the server to further their RP.
Like when servers wouldn't just put shit in for the hell of it or give everyone an admin menu.
I think Pepticonda feels the same type of way and has done really well with this type of thing on Chase.
Uh, yeah, I mean I-
In 3.0 was very, very blatantly against whitelist. I always talked about how much I didn't like it and shit.
And like, I think like, you know, with me, like doing dungeon master shit on Mike with the croc, like it's fine, you know, and I think like you can make good RPG like that.
But also, like with the croc, for example, there still needs to be a way for everyone else to get it in RP if they don't want to go through the whitelisted person, because naturally conflict will happen, right?
So you can't just lock someone out of those opportunities just because, you know, there's one person with a whitelist, you know what I mean?
He's just right on there. I'll let you know I got the keys to his truck. So even if we don't take him, we're taking that truck.
Oh, yeah, this guy was on this guy's on the phone. Yeah, bring him up to the gate. Oh, that was you. It was you on the phone
Yeah, hey, what's up, man?
Yeah, let him in
He said he hated Los Santos, I mean that's understandable
You know, it would kind of be funny if we started to get
I
Just gonna have to run over here
We can start letting people fucking I don't know denounce their citizenship
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm the guy number up here
Renounce well, it's a pleasure to meet you. They're going crazy down there shooting up this stuff called crocodile eating each other
There's no food. There's no jobs. Can I please stay in the land of tomatoes? Oh my god, that sounds awful
It's been three days and all I've had is a tomato
Okay, uh, I'll tell you what um, have you ever been up here before?
No, man, I honestly until I talked to you a few minutes ago. I didn't notice place existed
Okay, um
Can somebody get him beat up get him beat up and then can someone go on his his profile and and put just honorary citizen
Polito taking refugees
Can you like him like
Laborplace or some place
Use a job to earn some money. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna give you the whole rundown. I mean, you don't need money
You don't really need money here all our food is you know, I mean you can pay for it at the saloon
But you know they're nice enough. They'll pay you they'll feed you for free and you know
You just can kind of sleep wherever you want
You don't really yeah, you don't need a car because there's only three blocks. Everything's walkable the fish are fresh
Oh man health care is free
I don't know about this anymore.
Free education?
Free reeducation?
What do you mean?
I'm at...
Yeah.
I'm okay with this.
It's just starting to sound a little bit like
communism.
We don't...
We don't really believe in isms here.
No, we don't do isms.
No, I'm fine.
I mean, but yeah, but everyone
does need to pitch in and help I mean I don't mind working a job man I got my
tow truck all right well yeah I mean I tell you what you can be the first tow
truck driver if you want all right yeah I'm head looking for someone to start up
Toledo we got a bunch of folk leaving cars down on the beach hey that would be
helpful. Is it illegal to park on the beach? No, just don't leave them there. Yeah, yeah,
I can keep them cleaned up. I'll park them all up in the parking garage somewhere. I'll
tell you what, why don't you go ahead and take your tow truck and do a lap and then
just we're all as a community right now, picking up trash on the beach so we can keep
it clean. And then if you got any questions, just come find me. I'll be in that car. And
for your education sir i did just throw yourself on back over the fence that is
contraband
yeah i can't have that
all right well
but we're going for you take off
yes sir
would you
would you just mind uh... real quick tell me again how horrible lo santos is
and why you want to be a pollution citizen
Los Santos is a terrible place filled with cannibals and crocodile users.
There is no place like Pulido. Pulido is the best.
I hear they got a really bad drug epidemic down there.
Yeah, there's this place called Smoke on the Water.
And all the people do, they just gather around outside.
It's full of shit in cardboard boxes.
They live out there and just smoke weed and shoot up crocodile all day.
Yeah, and you've probably seen people eat each other, I bet, too.
Yeah, the underpass the underpass predators, right? If you go under the underpass and you start hearing that clicking like from the predator movies
You better haul ass
Okay, well don't worry sir. You're welcome
To be a Polito citizen today and anybody that's looking to seek refuge in Polito
We will welcome you. We've heard that Los Santos has become
come the I don't know hot zone for a new drug called crocodile and if anyone's afraid terrified
of what their country has become we welcome you to seek refuge in Polito the utopia they're
gonna kill the EMS the firefighters they're all crocodile and they said they were gonna
kill them all God bless God bless Polito God bless everyone I'm thankful for the
God embers foresight to build that wall
nothing that was good yeah were you aware mr. God ember that the
southern sheriffs are actually drug dealers what oh yeah yeah yeah they were
selling marijuana down there in the south all right I'm gonna get to work
okay all right cut speed sir thank you thank you and please and let me know if
you need anything and then I'm there I got a local cell carrier for Polito or
cell we just I mean we got so are you a cell phone here is there like a radio I
would walk and talk is I mean you can just talk to your neighbor face-to-face
yeah all right and and you know the church and share this will protect you
from like the southern 5g radiation and whatnot oh yeah okay I appreciate I
I definitely, I definitely, we definitely don't want that, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright gentlemen, alright gentlemen, alright gentlemen.
He's seen... nice.
He is nice.
33 years old by the way.
Alright.
Dude, you just invite everybody in the south to move to Polito if they want to?
Oh, yeah, but of course we're gonna deny most people.
Oh, okay.
This should be fun.
Yeah.
I think another one just came off the plane who's update probably correct okay
they're like a fuck you like national limit on syringes down south yeah and
they sold out oh how many did she get yeah so I don't know I don't know what
what the deal is but that's what Doris is doing right now she
Yeah, oh she calling me
What's the what's the what's the deal Doris?
I
You know what I just heard
What I just heard that all the firemen are loving crocodile. Oh
Nice, so maybe if they can get some we can do some trades
needs
Well, I think the issue is that everywhere so out right now
Yeah, because I I went into the back of harmony to buy directly and you know person there only sold me 15
Okay, all right, well ask around see what you can get yep. I'm renewing my best all right. Don't go when I find out something
Okay, hey, I love you. Hi
Is it per person per location? I don't fucking know. Yes, are that rough?
I mean, it's not even called you back God, no
I didn't realize that the syringes was such a rare commodity.
That's a pain in the ass, huh?
Oh, conscious texting, man.
What'd he say?
He said, how we looking?
We're looking for the money.
Yeah, how do you do it?
Garbage.
What's that?
Do you guys need any food or water?
Um, yeah, I take some to eat actually.
Okay.
Excuse me now.
Um, yeah, I'll take some of you to actually.
Okay.
Excuse me, dawg.
Yeah.
The hell?
There you go.
How's everyone doing?
Pretty good, dawg.
Oh, it's in the glove box.
I got it, I got you.
Thanks for helping with the cleanup, you guys.
Your government loves you.
Good.
Hot dogs.
You can do this, Ralph.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Trash!
Wendy, thank you.
Oh, oh, thank gosh, I've been.
These pockets are getting so heavy with all this trash.
He's doping in there.
Hell yeah!
Everybody's...
Enjoy God Emperor.
I have...
So much trash.
Dooper in?
Oh goodness, there's a lot of heckin' stuff in this.
Trope, okay.
Oh, okay, are we are we close to the ambulance? Oh, yeah, we're getting real close
Yeah, just news
How but how much of this?
Short hours they're left. I think I think you guys could probably be done honestly if we want to go to the saloon and party
That's good
you do
I do like the party
turn us alone
thanks for your help everyone
your government loves you
thank you lord fryer
got some
oh yeah
alright I think we're done too
All right, I got two of these two
Man in the cowboy hat just handed these over all right. Nice. Yep. Lupa you got some
You got some I think we're calling it a day yes, sir
Oh nice
There you go, all right, thanks.
Can we have another day?
Yeah, we're calling it a day.
The hospital's getting an ambulance, everyone.
Hell yeah.
Get more.
Hell yeah.
I don't know if you're still in here we need to make it somehow to where people can't cook crock during the Polito curfew
We call him at a day. We let this alone
No, should I just have everyone's just gonna wait till the curfew
What's that should I just have dirty Harry stealing ambulance so we can save the money. Oh
Yeah, that's my little Doris
And Doris works as a she was also mentioning you can maybe get it. Oh, yeah
Why does Pluto have curfews just hackers man hackers were getting in at five in the morning when there weren't any happens around
I'm looking to pay someone to just like
Not my pockets
Okay, and there's no budget
Anymore and so I think maybe if I
Have someone get put this money into the budget I can immediately take it out, but that's just risky, you know
It was right
I mean what what can you do with the curfew what about you you times? I won't be able to cook the special sauce
I'm kind of I mean yeah, man. That sucks. I don't know
I
Can try to find someone higher up. Can you
Can you round up like?
Can you round up like 40 people to come by 15?
Trust a few a you players of that menu. It's it's not a man. You bought the 15 from
It doesn't work like that.
Did other people do it?
No, it took it out of the budget.
And I can't really tell you how they monitor it.
So if I could find someone that could put the $10,000 into the budget,
then I can immediately pull it out, right?
But that's it.
Oh, he got you.
Woo-hoo!
All right, 52.
But I got a key for free.
You just give them the drive.
Oh, hell yeah, man.
There's gotta be a way, Doris.
Well, yeah, what I was saying is,
so the pharmacies are sold out,
but I can get them directly as a doctor,
but it pulls out of the budget, not my pocket.
And so I would have to find a way to get it into the budget
and then pull it out.
Can you put money into the budget?
No, I can't.
Still good.
Yeah, it's only one of the higher, higher ups
and they're not awake.
So that means that somebody at the other hospital in Los Santos could maybe do this if they were coerced.
Yeah, but again it comes down to getting the money into the budget to pull it out.
I would need...
Imagine not making a server. Yeah, what the fuck how did this guy do you see his locks?
This guy's probably somebody that's been that's been that's been he's probably a script kitty
right there. I could just use the money out of my pocket.
I hate watching since the launch of it actually since the launch of it doesn't look like again.
Yeah, so she's saying it like, unless somebody wake up that can put money into budget, like there's no way to get the syringes.
Yeah, because the budget's empty, and so when you try to buy something, it just says there's, you know, there's no budget.
Imagine not having 24 hour mods for servers. What servers have that?
But I got you I got you 16 for free. I mean that I appreciate it truly
So no, did you call like everybody you know if
Okay, I feel for someone that could put money in a budget. Yeah, I will
Love you. Yeah, love you
What apps up
Yep
Well shoot, I don't know we got 301 pills at least I do right now, so that's good
What word where'd you put it all?
In evidence pills
evidence
You gotta stop doing those I almost just did I stopped myself
Yeah, I don't know, man. If I could pay someone to like monitor it even from like
I don't know 2 a.m.
Like eight
Where does that it is it a report? No, it's evidence pills
Like in in the evidence tab
Most of my mods are up. I'd like to know how to find this.
Look to the clouds. Look to the clouds.
Oh shit, okay, well that's something ain't it damn
yeah hey emperor prior you got a second on the radio what's going on is a tow
truck driver from the south with the tow truck claiming that you gave a
Mission to be over here. Yeah, he should he should have a ankle monitor on him
Okay, just just just make it sure I'll put a note in his profile or something we can't put notes in his profile because he's a
Southerner, but uh, we maybe make a report for it and put him on it
Yeah, let's do that. I'm really quick. Hey, just give him the report. Hey, so that you know
Sorry, I was
I don't know what you meant by money in the text.
Oh, hey, prior.
Hey, do you happen to know someone
who has a ton of syringes?
I could probably call someone.
How many need you there?
Oh, just 300.
300.
That's a lot.
OK.
Yeah, let me make some calls.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, we got to get all that sorted indeed.
All right, well, I think I'm going to leave it in your hands.
You need anything from me?
No, I think I handled it from here.
Okay, I'll see you more next week, but I'm going to go down to the saloon.
Okay.
Hey Evan.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Yo, you got, you hear anything back on them, syringes?
The plume.
Yeah.
You see.
Good luck, guys. Let me know if you need anything. I'll be at the plume.
Okay.
Well, yeah, I'd love to have some 24-hour admins.
Oh, uh, sorry.
Yeah, would you I mean we had that meeting earlier you mentioned something about adding a new law for
Like relations doing yeah other relations. Yeah, I'm gonna get all that jammed in there. I just got to go to my law book
Oh, okay, perfect. Yep
I'm going to the pool
Why not
I don't I really don't like to give like because if if someone's gonna do it then they won't be able to rp while they're doing it
You know what I mean?
Cuz it's just like it's a whole thing, you know
Cuz people go in viz and then they just spawn a shit ton of fucking props and you actually have to fucking
Track them down. You know what I mean?
It's a pain in the ass
But
Look what happened man. We did the pleato curfew and there we haven't had a single fucking incident
Like it actually just stopped it. You know what I mean?
So, I don't know
We'll see it's unfortunate man, I would love to have clear open around the clock, but I
could hire somebody to
To watch it overnight
But I mean if I paid him 20 bucks an hour, that's like what fucking three thousand dollars a month, you know, just just to do that, right?
You can afford it
I'm batting you I don't know why that's something off you haven't talked in you haven't talked in three weeks
I don't do those just fucking something off
of
to get you can't do that because you can't be up on the field
I will talk about to say
what's going on we got a pretty good
I think the field yeah take them to the fields
Yeah, it's like a perfect way to do it.
Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about, dude.
I don't know.
Anything new?
He's going to the field.
Any new laws about killing someone?
Oh, I got 20 trash on me.
I can't wait for the piece of party.
Where's the prison?
Any new laws about trash?
Any new laws about who?
Wait, is that him?
Yeah, that's me.
Is that a rape type?
Of course.
What's going on?
It's terrible.
It's me.
Forgive me.
I thought you died.
I was so sad.
He's a blasphemous thing.
Because you haven't been here forever.
I thought you were gone.
I thought you were stolen.
Okay good cuz I mean it would have taken about a thousand people to steal you but I guess a lot of southerners
Thanks for that. I told them about all the rush hour you're watching
It's like six movies. Where's my mustache?
I got kidnapped for the same flytours gang
We got grills in the front lobby now.
Clean pan, yep.
Yeah, you gotta clean that thing.
You better catch up, jeez.
Sparkly clean, it looks like.
My arch-nemesis should be a lot, you know, more clean.
I was in here earlier, the grill.
Yeah, I guess, TJ, if you... we could just, uh...
I wonder what you're...
It's been almost three years since I last found an RPG server,
but yours are such great experience to come back to now, please don't...
Thank you. That's very nice.
I appreciate that.
It's very good.
I guess we could just if TJ just wants to work the graveyard shift
We could work out an arrangement if you think we have enough people to handle it during the day
We probably do
That might work
TJ doesn't sleep anyways
What the fuck is this feels?
What's your opinion on French toast?
One of those things where I feel like it's easy to fuck up.
Might need another person to cover too.
Yeah, so what, TJ? Would you just, that's the thing, we'd need someone to work the weekend at least so you can have some time off.
Heh, that's the only thing, you know?
Good night, Max!
Have a good one, Matt.
Love you.
I have no job in a three-month-old.
Yeah, but if you fucking work yourself to death and if you don't
Like if you don't take the weekends off
You're gonna be one of those fucking dads that
Is looking at their son drive off to college and you're gonna put a fucking gun in your mouth
Cuz you realize you didn't spend enough time with them while they were growing up
So I I would I
In the cats in the cradle in the silver spoon
little boy group to be the man on the moon
Jesus man what what it's good for me to
tell him this if he should take time off
to be with his newborn hello this is a
good thing I'm telling him I just I I
wouldn't let him work seven days a
week that's insane yikes okay you know
what works every week then fuck you I
guess we could talk later like I said
you with your kid I mean I got right now it's not the same man it's not the
fucking same dude if you're if you're sitting there working while your kids
in the room that's not you spending time with your kid we'll talk we'll talk
later we'll talk later what the man work all right fine whatever fuck it do
whatever the fuck you want then who gives a shit whatever fuck it then
anything happens let me know and I'll come over there help do whatever the
fucking wait a second you'll give me a second
neuters too kind to be doing this I'll bring Schnuter yeah cuz I was like don't
you better not talk to me that way I won't crack down I'm gonna train TJ
junior to wash okay hey guys I'll be upstairs if anyone would like a
council with me I got ass load of
pollunis to hand out there you go
when you want to look at the rents here I don't want any I'm not a big fan of
money bastard man penta one's father of his child to be shot
Oh, we could sort something out of the same
Just trying to be a good guy
Should I wait my turn or is this like a group thing wait your turn, please?
Absolutely, no problem. Just wait on the staircase. We'll form the line at the staircase. I'll make sure to do that
What's up?
What's up?
Nothing.
No, it's just a little more private than this, but...
So, you know, uh...
The project was a success.
What project?
We'll get some more...
Poletian bug.
Huh?
Poletian bug.
Poletian bug?
It was a success, sir.
Oh.
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm trying to be careful because there's a lot of people around, you know?
Okay.
But, as you can see, the subject looks perfectly healthy.
Yeah, I guess he does look pretty healthy, now that you mention it.
We lost the rest of the delivery in the ocean, the parachute did not deploy.
Oh no, I've only got the last sample here.
Okay, we'll hand it over, I guess.
There you go.
Thank you.
The only way to get rid of it is with modern technology.
Okay. Okay. Thank you. There you go, sir. Okay, have a good one. What the fuck is that
man talking about okay mr. God Emperor sir hey it's so wonderful to get this
opportunity to chat with you yeah you know I try to make myself available for
all y'all I appreciate that I mean you made yourself super available over the
last week for me what's going on oh gosh where do I start you see right this
that hmm you know what I think the most effective place to start is probably the
PAA meeting leo addicts anonymous my friend stew the alcoholic he started it
and he had a whole group of people come and tell what their addictions are in my
addiction is terrifying. I'm addicted to zany personas. Oh no,
you see, every like 20, 30 minutes, I get so bored of
whatever we're doing. And I have to go do something else. And
now I just have so many of them. I've been losing my sense of
end of the duality. It's like the coolest thing ever, you know,
it's like I'm in heaven. I just really couldn't imagine a
better place to be. Well, I'm happy that you're happy. Thanks.
Yeah, I just hope that you're happy and that like, you know, we
can do cool things and like jeez I don't even know everything's just been so
great well thank you that's that's I'm glad that you're having a good time yeah
you know except for like the eldritch monster and the first class second class
citizen thing that got way out of control I didn't mean to come up with that
term that was a huge misstat by old Lenny Lenny huh yeah Lenny Lenny Kowalski
Okay, who's Lenny?
Who's Lenny?
Lenny's an indoor person.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, for the last 27 years I've been in my room.
See, my mom, when I was young, she told me that I had a vivid imagination and a passion for science.
She could never let that out into the world.
It's just too dangerous.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
So she decided to put me in my room and, well, she didn't want to talk to me too much either because I guess that was upsetting for her.
She sent my dad's in instead
And say yeah, that's just what I've been up to for the last 27 years until like two weeks ago when I came here and
Pash darn. I'm just I you know, I always imagined that the world would be awesome
But I had no idea how awesome it was gonna be, you know one guy. I think I just attract him
I don't know well, you know what?
Why don't you go downstairs and get yourself some fish and chips and send in the next person?
I'm gonna stock up. Thanks so much. I'll do that. Thanks for chatting. Bye
Bye!
This is gonna be a good amount.
Not a backsore!
Okay, why don't you get the hell out of my face?
I took the other bottle to my car, but I'm gonna get another tune real quick, and then I'll drink it.
Did you say you wanted to mess with me by first pick?
Yeah, yeah, but let's do it. Hold on.
Hello, Mr. Godample, you're Grace, you're holding in.
Hey!
I'm Doug, slash Evan. I just kinda wanted to explain.
You know what happened to me and kind of ask you some questions, but that's all right. Yeah, what's going on?
You know, it's confusing with my whole Doug Evan thing. It's because you know, I
Worked with the plan B right
And the manager sal he told me hey, you can't be Evan
I guess we're in your inventory told me as far as I'm gonna work you
You've got to be Doug Canada. You've got a deep voice
I did that for about two weeks and I
Mean I think you should just be whoever you're comfortable with being
You know, I like Doug a lot more. You know the deep voice in the southern accent
You seem to respect me more. You know listening to me more. So I think I'm stuck now. I just be done
I'm just one more thing on to ask you know I'm managing it here at the saloon
I'm kind of the the sal of Polito now I would just love to get gambling going up
here in this beautiful like space with all these tables it does anything I can
do what you could do to make me so happy okay just a thought okay that's all I
I want to thank you mr. God information register. Okay. I love you. Bye
Now how many left
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can just go ahead and pay in and whenever you're already on
Hey, I just wanted to grab you for what's up? Oh
Oh, I was hoping we could get, hope we could get those new laws on the books while you
here.
Since only you and Fabi able to do that.
Yup.
So, we need like the public nuisance one and then the like violence against the police
as well.
Consider it done.
Perfect.
Thanks, bro.
Hey, Penta, could you do this for me?
My table the table
Let me let me out of here. It's like a Santa meet and greet. Geez. I think you're stuck
What you fall over
I
More burgers and fish wait didn't I have the Patriots by 12?
Prisoner knows Bobby Boucher. I just lost you million. Oh, sorry for being a bad egg
He took me in his car and wanted me to give you these
Oh
Okay, get off
Yeah, sorry guys some Italian boxers on the server now, so I'm gonna be stepping down for my role as owner
Oh, yeah, tell them I said the all is forgiven
Let's see you man. We're drinking too
All right
Thank you for your time, Emperor.
Thank you.
Good to see you.
Yeah, thank you.
Pleasure to serve at your sign.
Hell yeah.
What it is, man.
Here.
I'm making sandwiches.
If you want to watch this, too, I will.
I can't believe Penta.
I thought the Patriots were due.
Fuck, I ain't acting.
I'm fine.
Hey, good, Emperor.
Take a seat.
I'll be some of the storage.
But if you're not, you're our best friend.
No, Roscoe might also be big.
same I just I just want to thank you you know because my family you know they
uh they betrayed you and they took my kidney and sold it so they could escape
and they sent me back without you know I saw I had one kidney now I have two
because of this great country I got a kidney transplant yesterday no two days
ago wow that's great yeah that's a great testimony we'll put you on the
billboard and we'll put that quote see thank you yeah no problem and yeah okay
that's it cuz there's a lot of people that want to talk to you holy shit we
need to visit Toledo billboard
I can't find his ass, I suppose he's still asleep.
Heat the bike guy?
I fulfilled his order and whatnot, so I'd like to make good on our deal.
I think he had a fish or a burger.
I got him for what's up?
Oh, nothing much. I just had two things. One, I during the during the town meeting earlier, there was some confusion where he thought I was an
I thought you were the ultra chore. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, I'm just getting a baby and I wanted to clear up this mask.
mask. I don't wear it because it's cool. I'm bald and ugly.
Okay, God, put it back on. She was fine. Okay. I feel good
getting that off my chest. The second thing was I just wanted
to thank you for keeping drugs off the street. Very noble.
Yeah, I hate drugs. Yeah, I mean, do they they just drop
people in the community, you know,
ruin our old town and efficiency, getting people for the
Ambulance to fund it. I think that was great. I just wanted to say thank you
Well, you know, it's no problem. I mean, you know, this community needs an ambulance and by golly, we're gonna get one
Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thank you got him for
Yeah, is this training for a pet to go down? Thank you. I'm not doing a meet and greet
I'm doing a meet and suck it'll be in the bathroom
The nearest Arby's whatever Arby's is nearest to the convention center
Hello. I do feel Santa Claus right now. What do you want, little girl?
Well, I'd be star and so like I'd be doing like star tours and stuff. So I'd be showing
like all the new peeps and stuff. I'd be showing them stuff. Yeah. That'd be pretty fun. But
like lately I'd be having a, it'd be kind of hard to find a good cart. So I don't have
an idea like maybe if I found a way could I like possibly sometimes get like a like a
star tour van okay yeah absolutely because it seems like just saying yeah I'm not gonna
do anything but yeah my name on the side yeah well I'll definitely get that worked out for you
Yeah, no problem. I'm glad I could do that for you.
How are you doing God Emperor? I'm good. How are you? I'm doing alright. Let me see. Thanks for taking your hand
I don't know for sure. You know I want to be respectful to you
so
Yeah, um, my name is Vaughn. I think we met earlier, but you know right now. I'm just wearing my work clothes
I'm a farmer here
And I'm really excited that you know that the commerce is going in Polito now we have
We have the food going, we have a waste to cook the potatoes now, which I've been trying
to do this whole time.
Yep.
I'm hoping this got well.
But I was just wondering if there's a way for me to apply for a telephone right now.
Because what I've been finding is it's hard for me to get a hold of the business owners
and vice versa, the business owners can't really get a hold of me.
I'd like to be, you know...
You know what?
I'm going to try to work out.
I'm going to try to see if the Los Santos government will allow us to lease out fruit stands on the side of the freeway where the farmers can sell their goods.
Oh, it's interesting you said because I'm actually saving up six million pelunis to buy a food truck.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, so I can kind of post up by the border so that the southerners can see that you know what what we have and what they don't have
Because they're starving over there and I also want to be able to kind of
Drive around town and let them know that I have produce available
500 potatoes, you know and stock 200 like fish and stock and things like that. So, you know, I was hoping I was able to
apply for a phone. I think
McKinsley and
John already put a word in for me, so
Okay, yeah, we're definitely gonna look into that. Okay, other than that, that's about it pretty much
Thank you so much for your time to kind of her. Well, thank you. Yeah for sure
Have a good day again for you to
I mean people he'll probably just be able to do that an RP or the visas
What's going on and you know thank you you should be like you know because this place to be like a paradise and shit
Don't really is a utopia. I feel that dog. I really feel that and you know I'm saying now we got alcohol up in this bitch
Oh, they only they only one thing I can really think of I will hope and maybe like
Sorry
Okay, yeah, what do you what do you got? We got a burger get some fries
Yeah, I'll take a burger. That'd be great. Thank you so much. How's that kitchen working out for you guys?
Oh, hey, we're running the deaf right now. Here's uh, Tuvaca's uh, oh, yeah, fam.
Hold you over. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Thank you.
You need anything? Let us know. Thank you.
But yeah, you know, I'm glad that I could purge the police department of their evil chief of police.
Yeah, yeah, you'd be like you'd be like doing justice and shit yo
But like so so my girl star
I think she just came up talk to you but like she she'd be like addicted to waffles dog and like I ain't a line before
I got here dog
I used to kind of be addicted to weed and like I will hope and maybe like you know not all the time
Maybe like once a month like and I hope and maybe I could like help fund it
Maybe do some like cock fighting and turn this shit and maybe we can have like a weed and waffle day
Well, I I don't know cuz you guys shouldn't do drugs. It'll make you dumb
But I mean to be fair dog. I already be pretty dumb dog. I don't think I can be getting much dumber
Yeah, you can always get dumber
Pearl yeah, I mean imagine if that wasn't pain and that was tattoos on your face. That's pretty dumb. I
Mean that that do be fair dog
I would never I mean like I don't lie dog. I never take this shit off. So it might as well be tattooed, but like
You might get I might have to put you in prison
I'm gonna make low self-esteem a crime
Don't talk about yourself like that. I ain't got low self-esteem dog. I like to paint dog
Okay, well you said you were already pretty dumb. I mean, okay. All right. That'd be fair dog. That'd be fair. No
You don't want to get charged with them
You know felony
Felony self-loathing
Yeah, we only that honestly dog. That wouldn't be a bad thing to say. I'm a man. It's shit. Yeah, I support it
Why dog I ain't gonna take up too much of your time shit
I appreciate you but but for real dog this place like it like a paradise and shit
Well, I'm glad I'm glad you think so and you know you really ought to think higher of yourself because guess what man
You know, you're the only one that you got so I mean if you don't if you don't think highly of yourself
Then who will?
True dog that deep at the dog. I'm gonna be thinking on that. Yeah
Hell yeah, appreciate you got him for
What's going on it's going it's going I've been enjoying myself here what can I
help you with well so you know as an old man that
and noticed that it's been a little bit difficult to get around town.
And you know, I've enjoyed driving around with a couple of the folks and was wondering
the way we could possibly get a couple of bus stops.
I'd love to do like maybe a public transit system where the the Palloonies go go towards
the government.
That's a pretty good idea.
All right, I'll look into that.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
It just as I said, I've been enjoying my time here and just want to be a little bit more in my community.
Yeah, that's a good idea. I'm gonna look into it.
Perfect. Awesome. Well, you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Yeah, bye.
Oh.
I want a coffee shop. Go get in line.
Uh, not right now. Oh, I will though, yeah.
It's amazing you're here.
Actually, yeah.
Oh hello good sir. Oh, did you need something? No, how can I help you?
Would you would you like a vodka? Is there a non-white listed suggestion thread? This is it. No, I'm okay. Thank you though. I got two
Okay, I need this. I need to drink one
You know, I mean you don't need to drink
Well, I mean
Okay, you know what you're right
God, I'm Bruce. Nice to meet you. My name is Timothy with three E's. Three E's. Okay, nice to meet you three. You can call me three Z.
I'm gonna call you Triple E.
Triple E. Timothy, Triple E.
Yo.
Um, I just recently was hired by, uh, the pod shop.
And I have...
Congratulations on your employment.
I, it's actually the first one.
The first time I've ever actually been employed.
I've done two shifts over there and I've gotten several people telling me that they
wouldn't sell me these pills that you were talking about like earlier I think.
Okay.
And I wasn't sure how to handle that so I was like, I guess I'll just give you a couple
bucks for them and I just keep them around a lot of people like two or three times over
my shifts people are like what do I do with these pills? I'm like okay I'll just give
you a couple bucks I'll just have them in my pockets and this is the first time tonight
that you're like saying something about the pills like what should I take the pills no
don't take pills what the heck what I'm should I just because I was a surer run down to the police
department and get a mountie run down run I threw it immediately if somebody said they have pills I
should run push them out of your way and run to the police department are you sure yes okay
all right i'm just saying it's it's just been happening like a lot that people don't know what
I'm out of voice now I got nothing to say I told it all you
you. Can I be personal? Yeah.
We got two options. We got
the hard version. He went to
can you do me a favor? You
know what I'm saying? Can you
just take over my spot doing
this? Oh, no. Snooter came
one second. Yeah, totally one
second. Let me move. Thanks
I appreciate it, but you know if you want to open up studio loot is tow trucking for him with a free lot around the back
I would happily take a $12,000. Oh, thank you. Good. Bye. I'll take the next guy
Look into it streets are dirty
Is it my turn awesome
Scooters gonna take my spot sweet. That's great
Yeah
Yeah, it's little it's a little bit of key all right y'all see you next week
Jesus
All right, I got to think of some stuff for Polito
Polito needs shit
Great work
Polito needs love. Hey, it's a hard piece of this. Alright, I'm going off duty. See you guys next week. Thank you, sir. Have you got it? Have a good one. It's a good scene.
What's up, you?
Gonna bet it back there behind this alone. Hey
Bye see you next week
We don't need drugs we don't have drugs
Plato has so much drugs
All right, that was pretty good
It's pretty good prior segment
Bench
Quick ending Sunday stream of New Vegas when has that happened has happened in years
Oh man, I'm wore out.
This was a fucking crazy week of RP, huh?
Dude, I'm beat.
I need these two days.
Good week?
Yeah, this was a good week of RP.
I'm fucking sleepy.
I am fucking beat.
Mike was asked here. Mike was asked here. I even had fun with Wrangler and like the
The the quarry roundup shit
Jordan
The RP's too good actual RP overloads man
Jam's making a character. I know I'm gonna raid him, but I want to fuck around with some shit first
And I need to see a fontan's on do you
No locals yeah my bad if Sunday was a little low energy I'm just fucking beat today man
This was a week of RP. Holy shit.
What a week.
Crazy week of RP.
22 hours and two days 30 hours over the whole weekend, right, almost.
early? I end early every Sunday. Sundays I just do six hours. Yeah, I gotta go to church.
six hours. Any plans for my weekend? I'm probably going to honestly I kind of just want to sit
down in my recliner with my notepad and just think of some ideas for the server specifically
for Polito because I think that um I think a lot of things are like almost done that uh
yeah so I think the devs are gonna need some more shit to work on soon I think that pretty
much all the shit I think so well I don't think I know what accidentally happened was
Everyone just kind of got done working at- working on shit all at the same time and now there's like
Gonna be a gigafuckin update
So I think we accidentally, with the timing, kind of did make
Chase 2.0
A single payphone that everyone has to use to be hilarious
No, um, Polito intentionally doesn't have a phone so people don't call 911 and scream the N word because it's a public server
Uh, so you guys should probably keep that in mind
When you suggest so check when you sit when you think about things for Polito the first thing you need to think is how will somebody
Stream the n-word on someone's tree is it possible?
Is it possible someone could instantly just log in and scream the n-word on someone's stream
Happen I'm on it to you and I think that a lot of you are forgetting
Is Donnie on duty?
I'm going to bed good night, Charles.
Yep.
Any plans for new paths?
Anybody out there running solo want to double up?
I don't know, man, I just, I don't know, dude, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm
I'm 80 Icos.
I was character dead.
I should start deleting my characters because I will start to forget it.
I think tit flappers, dude.
Big deafening tomorrow?
Where are you all thanks to this?
I'm not, I mean, I'm not doing shit.
Well that's not true.
I probably will have like, meeting with, uh, you know, whatever, I don't know, I'm tired
of that, holy fucking shit.
I have just war out today, what a fucking week of RP, holy shit.
Good fucking lord.
This guy's on a hot, oh fucking yeah, man, what the fuck.
Did you hear one of the teams in the Super Bowl won the Super Bowl really that did happen
off all right fuck it I'm gonna cut off five minutes early I'll be back
refreshed on Wednesday I'll be back I'm gonna get some sleep come back to you guys
fresh on a Wednesday I was over the jam right now he's checking the server
room yeah I'm cutting off lol early insane week of rp sorry that this
stream was so low energy today man I'm just fucking tired man holy shit we got
a little war out these 11 and 13 hour streams on the weekends I might need to
start to cut back down to 10 I think those are a little but if we're the
the wins meet me you know spot if the
where the wins meet spots are me again
who knows you just got you just got
here well you chose to watch the
Super Bowl buddy and I tried to warn you
I was like it's going to be a boring
game you should just watch the stream
and said and guess what I was I actually
said that yesterday I was like boring
game watch the stream instead and I was
fucking right I told you guys I said
that yesterday it's it was it's in the
I was like that game is going to be boring
Watch the stream and said
All right, toss it over Jim. I'll see you guys Wednesday
Huge day on Wednesday huge announcements. Goodbye