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🚔!CHASERP | MIKE BLOCK FLOOD DA CITY PART 3 | LATE NIGHT PENTA DEV STREAM?!
02-11-2026 · 11h 51m
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I'm gonna see what else there hold on
Live Mike block flooded the city part three early
I got to
I
Gotta lock it in I feel like I've been I've been starting too late
I'd like to be on you know the other side of four o'clock. I think it's called three o'clock
You know what I mean?
Early what the hell I feel good man
Yeah, okay
I'm feeling good
Dude, it's gonna be a good stream.
Sun is shining.
How much did I sleep?
Oh, not a lot at all.
Not a lot at all.
If you're really feeling good, you'd spank your ass.
I could see some ass spanking in the future here.
I could see that.
Yeah, hold on I could I could see this being an ass spanking stream
I'm gonna sleep 13 hours straight on Monday. Oh, I did it either man. I am
What did I do oh wait, I think I did on Monday, no on Monday
I did pass the fuck out hard and it was awesome
And it was and it was sick on Monday. I slept so hard. That's true. It's last night. I didn't
What yesterday was just all fucked it was um I had to wake up at
The pups had you know, I why does the surgery? I say it's surgery, but it's not as intense is
As you would think surgery is they they get their teeth cleaned once a year
But you know they have to put them under for that and it is a whole ordeal
But poor Zoe had had some extraction so she did have a little bit of an ordeal
So I had to drop the dogs off early for that yesterday. I had to wake up at seven and I played up till six o'clock
I stayed up till six o'clock playing Wow. So how's burning crusade I?
Okay, so
Just a little bit of a little bit of backstory a little bit of lore. Okay, so I missed burning crusade is a child
I couldn't afford it
I
Could barely even afford to play classic, but you know, I got to play a little bit is a boy not as much as I wanted to
Um, wrath is when I was able to play a lot because I had my own job and I could afford
my own subscription then when I was 13.
Um, so I, so I completely missed burning crusade and now that I'm playing burning crusade, that's
what I did.
I played.
Well, I didn't play as much as I wanted to, uh, these last couple of days.
I really just want to play, spend a whole day playing.
Um, but I, I'm a little boosting bitch.
I got to 58, you know, I boosted to 58. Now I'm at 16. I've been, uh, you know,
playing through what is a hellfire peninsula. Um,
I pretty much done that entire zone and I get it.
I get why people kind of hate classic a little bit.
I'm starting to understand because going from classic to burning crusade,
it's such a better game, man. Like it is,
I get why people like like burning crusade so much because it is just like,
Instantly noticeable how much better of a game it is. You know what I mean? The spawns aren't garbage
you know the spawns aren't completely ass and
I feel like that they actually put some thought into how the zone layouts are you know what I mean?
It's basically an entire new game
It feels like that it's they took all the good shit and kept it and then they added some and then like they improved a
lot on some on it. You know what I mean? It just it feels like it's a very noticeable improvement on the game. You
know, depends on the class to some classes are trash and burning crusade. I'm not talking about that. I'm
talking about just game design. You know what I mean? Am I hooked? I just I mean, not hooked. I'm just I'm
starting to get it. I'm starting to get why people really like burning crusade. And I think that the the
jump from, um, like going from classic to Brent and crusade, you can really see how much
they improved on it.
It's very noticeable.
It's like glaringly obvious, you know, um, there's also like shit that like there's a
there's there's shit that I noticed that they did were like, uh, you know, being on
a PVP server, um, you kind of notice zones where they force the alliance and the horde
to kind of be together a little more.
Right.
Um, and it's fun.
Like you notice it, you're like okay these devs are kinda fuckers here
Hehehehehe
You know what I mean? They're kinda fuckers
a bit
It's fun. I don't know
Burn this points to groin. What the fuck?
OH MY GOD THE SUBCAL!
NO!
Oh come on what the hell happened.
G- AHHHHHHH
Jesus man! Holy shit! That's what you get for talking about wow. Oh my god. Guys.
Let's get some subs. Yes, beard man. Yes, holy shit. Five minutes of talking about wow.
Instantly over. Okay guys, come on. Yes, here we go.
playcast five gifted come on okay it's gonna take me over if I get you don't
want that he has my eyes you want me to be able to pay for the server please I'm
literally that clip to my lawyer let's go let's go you want me to be able to
keep the lights on come on it's random characters annoying guys let's go Jordan
is annoying all of his characters are PRP coming soon mom and pop streamer
got the fucking the the chase RP hype subs it fell off
holy shit rain glur the deputy early boy he's all fucking reaction but when he
sees that you're pissed he's gonna bet he'll bet this is this is boner bro
guys let's go okay here's the deal 10k subs I'm okay full transparency I am
taking off Valentine's Valentine's Day I thought I probably should probably
should spend it with my wife but but that's fair yeah this is the first
Valentine's Day they were married, probably should spend it with my wife, um, as you should.
Listen to this, 10K subs and every day, so I'm off Saturday.
That's Valentine's Day, right?
I'll do 10 hours.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's not bad.
That's a pretty good deal. Come on. 10k subs. Big goal. Let's go. Also, Sunday? Yeah,
and Sunday. I will on Sunday. I mean, if I, if I get, there we go. That he has my, we
get five here. Yes. Voiceline for a sub. I'm literally selling that clip to my lawyer
and I'm just going to be real for your sleep schedule. Die. That ain't healthy. It's
healthy to play video games for 10 hours a day. Don't listen to that guy chat. It's
completely healthy to be in your chair for 10 hours a day do not listen to that
guy that guy's wrong don't listen to that yes he loves the fuck people are as
much as Monty thank you for the five melon fellow dakes for the five left
nut freckle thank you five gifted subs appreciate that
I
See that's what's kind of fun every every weekend is like a it's like a little sub-a-thon, you know what I mean
Definitely most definitely probably a conservative
Ginny one piece of shit every it's like a little it's like a mini sub-a-thon here. You know what I mean
He'd so thank you so much for 50 gifted subs appreciate that
Whoo how we doing chap
50 gifted subs kids. Oh, yes
Okay
Yeah, that's helpful
Thank you so much for the 50 gifted. Hey, oh
Incredible thank you so much man
That's crazy
I see the Pokemon pinball leak. Yeah, I did not
Entirely, I mean it looks fine
It looks fine
I'm not gonna run to buy. I don't I don't I mean I
Don't really like to buy brand new Stearns because you know
They're just everywhere on location I
I don't really see a point I could just go play it go to Cider Gator some shit
Okay, I will stop now my brain was fucking melting typing that shit Hibiscus. What's going on I?
Gotta tell you a funny story. I'm actually I'm gonna DM you I have a really funny story to tell you it's it's about you
It actually is about you
How we doing chap? How was the RP this these last couple days good? Good, good, good.
it was great good man good shrug you don't you only watch me that's good I
thought the server shuts down when I'm offline it should honestly I don't really
see the point unless I'm online why would it be up
or penguin man penguin apologize to me he uh he posted a comment on uh on the skit so
read it and he was like he was like dude he was like I did not mean to engage with those
people I did not know what that place was he was like I had no idea he was like I did
I did not know until I started to scroll and I was like, it's okay man, it really, it's
really fine.
Poor fucking guy.
I felt bad, because you could tell he felt bad and I was like, it's fine.
He learned.
Yeah, poor guy.
I think he thought that they, that that was actually a place to talk about roleplay.
Oh, poor fucking guy.
Classic. I know whoops. He thought they were normal for a bit. Yeah, he had to find out the hard way.
The dowse cross post. I don't see. I don't even know. Like I said, I, uh,
I don't even know what was, uh, what was said. I have, I have no idea in order to make care.
Did I see the prodigy drama?
I saw, yes, I saw that, uh, that in, I, so, um, so Mike Block is my best character arc
right now.
And also there's changing drama on LSF and I'm just like, what fucking year is this?
What the fuck is happening right now?
What fucking year is this?
He's my best character, that's the best arc I got going for sure
Wrangler the failing PD is good too, you know what it is man, and I know that I've just been kind of like
limping around on Wrangler
for a few weeks
And I think I've realized
I've talked about a bit on Discord, but I'll talk about it a bit now.
I'm just not interested in doing another fixing the PDR, and I think for other people that
would be fun, but I feel like I've just been doing that perpetually for a year straight
now, and I just don't want to fucking do it anymore.
I still want to do it.
I feel like I'm in a fucking repeat episode, you know?
I've been having a lot more fun on Mike.
I even like the human man stuff, you know what I mean?
I've been having a lot more fun with that shit.
With Flood in the city and shit.
Time to pass it off.
Yeah, and you know, it's not, it feels like a lost cause.
Well, it's not that it's bad RP.
It's just that I don't want to do it again.
You know what I mean? I just don't want to do it anymore.
And I'm sure there's someone else that'll have fun with it.
You know what I mean?
But I just I just don't want to do it anymore man. I feel like I've been doing it forever
Wrangler will need maintenance. Yeah, I just so at some point today. I'm gonna log on to Wrangler
And I'm gonna I'm gonna promote the people that I can
I'm trying to get fucking Tim back to uh to get over I told him I was like dude I will give Mac
uh Captain or Sergeant because I feel like that would be that would be great you know what I mean
that would be good because he likes doing that kind of shit you know what I mean he really does
he likes doing that kind of shit that would I think that would be great to
just bring him in and be like here fix this shit I know he likes it bring
listening to putting so much effort into nothing like nothing works I don't you
know I mean I think it's I think I'm a part of the issue here because my heart
just really isn't super into it you know what I mean it's just not I'm having
more fun on Mike. Uh, you know, I'm even having more fun on prior man. My art's just not in
it. You know, I kind of miss, I kind of miss Wrangler just being a beat cop that catches
investigation sometimes. I'm really just, I'm really over leading on PD. You know, I just
don't want to do it anymore. And I know that for some of you that may, may hurt
to hear, but I think being honest with yourself is a good thing, chat. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I just, I just don't, I just don't want to do it anymore, man. I just really don't.
It's just, it's just, it's felt like the same shit for me. You know,
I'll speed you are so up they keep well we're trying to figure out I just
We'll take it. I gotta take a piss. I'll be right back. I really got it. It just fucking hit me. Hold on.
I don't think I'm going to say it.
What the fuck was I talking about?
That stuff is ready.
Just waiting for pool and then we'll need to restart.
Okay, do I need to do anything or can TJ do that or something?
Prodigy.
Was I talking about Prodigy?
Rated.
I don't think I was
They guys like give your take um I guess I will give a take um I know people are like
Fuck ravage fuck prodigy and shit, and that might be true
But knowing the people that are involved in that situation. I would really wait to get both sides
I would I would really wait to get the other side of that story all right
That's that's what I think knowing knowing the people that are involved with that. I I would not jump I
Certainly wouldn't jump to take rated's word for anything. That's for goddamn sure
I would I would definitely wait wait to see what the other side says about that
They wanted to clip me. That's fine
You know what I mean, I would
People are listening to rated. Oh dude the fucking CG brigade is on full force on LSF right now
And I'm just reading that and I was like you know all of this could be true
But I would I would really wait to see what prodigies I would not take anything rated says at face value
That's for goddamn sure
What do you do now he got banned from prod I don't know it seems fucking really weird over there
I don't know what the hell is going on
Are there clips of the situation?
sure but now this could this I mean I like this and again I don't know like I
said I would just wait I would just I would just wait to see what the other
side said before I took a side that's and I know on the internet that could be
seen as an unreasonable thing to do but you know what chat here's the great
news about all of this it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't affect us at
all which is awesome I love that yeah we
don't we actually none of that shit
affects us at all anymore so that's cool
damn pet you're live as fuck yeah I went
live a little earlier today I need to I
need to get better about going live
before four because I used to but I
haven't started to slip a little bit
Finally someone else is in drama.
Yeah, I don't know, I think that kind of mentality is bad though.
I think like, I think streamers especially have this really toxic mentality about when
someone else is in drama they're like well at least the hate mob isn't going after
me now and it's kind of like a sense of relief.
I don't know. I feel like it should be studied. I feel like that uh
That that should be studied because it's kind of fucking it's weird. You know what I mean?
Chats full of messy bitches myself included love drama. Oh, yeah, I mean for sure. I love drama too. What the fuck I
Was I read that LSF thread it really didn't it's not nothing too great. You know what I mean
I'm looking to see if anyone's cookin' crock, crockin' it up.
Do you have a question? Do you think you'll enjoy Wrangler again after he's not the sheriff?
Yes, I did not- I did not want to be the shi-
I didn't want to be the sheriff. I didn't want to be a fucking server owner.
None of it!
Dude I like, I like just patrolling Wrangler, beat cop Wrangler, occasionally catching cases and like doing off-duty stuff.
That's what I like. It's so much easier not running shit. I fucking hate it man.
Like at this, at this point I am comfortable enough to say I do not enjoy being sheriff anymore and I don't want to do it.
And I think that's okay because guess what everyone that's ever ran any fucking PD will say the same shit
There they'll be like man. I that shit sucked. I did not want to do that anymore
It was fun. It was fun, and I like building the BCSO
But I'm ready for someone else to do it and someone else will do a better job with them because their heart will actually be in it
I
Look on to cut
Yeah
Have people been cooking up here. I think they have
Yes
Did Vader get fucked earlier Vader tried but failed
He kept fucking it up
It seemed like they had some really good RP up here
What levels my warlock and burning crusade
I didn't do that. I'm not done. I'm not playing warlock. I've only played warlock
I'm playing a hunter because I don't want it. I don't want to put that much effort into playing some chickens
I really just want to be able to chill and casually play on a laptop on my couch
One button rotation, I mean hey, that's retail now
What's back?
McConnell told me for Hunter to go Beastmaster and let your pet do all of the work. So that's what I'm doing
and you know what it's kind of been working after you talked about you and
your girl are gonna play it's fun I like burning crusade man I get why
people are classic haters classic actually kind of is a bad game isn't
a little bit like burning crusade is way better classic kind of sucks
made a good choice with honor because they pump they pump and they're not a
lot of effort and that's exactly what I want right now
Got some chicken. Oh, look at the chicken, Jason.
Guys, 10K subs will unlock 10 hour streams for the entire week.
We are for the foreseeable future going to be doing penta dev streams
real at the end of every stream.
So here's here's the situation.
So our house robbery mechanics are really fucking cool,
but there hasn't been a lot of effort
into building the layout for the houses to be robbed.
So I did one last night,
and I want like 30 different kind of houses,
you know what I mean?
So what is happening here?
But maybe we should think about this for like 10 minutes.
Let's think.
Let's come.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You want to recoup at the bar and see how many people we can get?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Let's do that.
Are we all going to get charged with something for crossing them?
No, because we just go to our house.
We go to our house.
Honestly, honestly, if we're going to do this,
we should we should get the maximum set of forces.
It is.
Hallelujah.
Now, sit together.
We're going to take it.
Oh, and then we'll kill you.
And we got to have a, oh my God, we got a match.
Slam the forward.
I'm going to go get a press fest.
If you're just my potato, it's probably not going to work.
Does anybody want to be in the fall?
Facing.
You know, I'm going to be in the fall of patrol.
Oh my God, really?
Who said that?
Erin, me.
You guys enjoyed the check.
Oh my God, please do.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you, Erin.
Nice to meet you. What was your name?
Roxy.
Roxy, I got you.
Yeah, Roxy Diamond, Gold Bob.
But anyways, I'm going to design
my oldies robberies myself.
The full name there, because I want to, you know,
have my integrand towels to steal.
I'm just going to I'm just going to fucking do it myself, man.
Yeah, keep the fog.
Yeah, you don't get down to the construction site
and just pull my sleeves up, just fucking do it myself.
Until you do.
That's how it goes.
You're gonna need some time off?
That's great, it's great.
Fuck that.
Oh man, okay, so anybody who wants to join the PAW Patrol,
the auxiliary watch, the most important thing is
that we all look really good, okay?
And that actually hold on the best important thing is that-
This is real.
I did one last night, and it's really fucking cool.
Like I said, the way that, like I said,
I'll show you guys tonight,
but the way that Mathers has it set up is,
our house robbery's bad.
They just need more.
Joji god bless her heart has done some but they just they need more I I want there to be
Like the way I have it set up, you know, you guys will see like you got to like really look
You know what? I mean you got a lot you got a like really really look. They're just kind of bear. They just need more
The one house I did has a bunch of shit and I want the house or I breeze they have a bunch of shit
Because I wanted to almost feel timed
Where there is a lot of shit, but the way that we have it set up
You know, kind of like a real house robbery.
Um, especially if you're doing it alone, you will not be able to get through everything
and collect it all by yourself.
You know what I mean?
Um, so I'm just gonna fucking do it.
I'm just gonna do it myself, man.
So, uh, that's what I did yesterday.
I, uh, took the dogs to the vet.
Uh, I sat down.
I designed a fucking house robbery.
Um, that's done.
That took two hours.
And I imagine it'll probably take less than that now that I know how the tools work
I did some admin stuff
What else I talked to some people so on the business side of shit I
Was able to play wow for four hours though, so that's nice
What else on Grove only has two or three loot spots yeah, it's fucked yeah, like I said, Joji is very good at it, but
But I have a vision of how I want shit to go down
And I want the I want the house. Yeah, cuz they the house robberies are just you bear and honestly I feel kind of bad
That they've been so bear
But I figure if I if I go in if I add more to the existing house robberies
And if I can just do even 10 more layouts that'll be 20 unique
I'd like to get to 30 just for the south side and then we're gonna have the next tier of house robberies
um and the vinewood hills uh so yeah so if I so like if I could just do nine
more and then add to the existing layouts that'll be 20 unique house
robberies which that feels pretty good um and I'm just gonna fucking do it myself
man I'm just gonna get in there pull my fucking sleeves up and I'm just gonna
fucking do it the window do you see if you took some time to yeah but that's
fix now so and I guess it doesn't matter right it's all just a work in
progress you know if if something's kind of lacking we can just announce like
hey we've updated house robberies there's fucking 20 more new ones have
fun go for it you know what I mean that's not so bad right people always
can people can always revisit it you know
So I'm doing it live and you've been wrangled down
bro
I'm not here we go I'm not a moose sure
five gifted subs appreciate that thank
you thank you thank you can you have
town of Salem veterans house
arbories it would kind of be fun to
do that but also what else dude there's so much being added this week so I'm
personally working on that I'm taking on that dev task myself me right um so I'm
doing that myself I'm gonna stream it to clothes yeah we got we are looking at
There's some really really really sick shit coming man
Wonder with no windows 10% chance of an MPC with a shotgun
Joji wants to do a house that's entirely boxes that just spent
They just spawned they have a chance of just the most random shit
And I think that I think a mystery box house would be awesome
I
Guess that I might do that. I guess I can show you guys a little bit
I
Can show you guys matters is that server still up?
Is that server always up
Yeah, okay, I'll just connect to it. I'll show you guys so maybe you have a bit of an idea of what I'm talking about
That's the official dev server. Okay
It's not always in the mode for decorating
Okay, so don't leak this IP
Holy shit
Do not leak this IP
What did TJ say?
Please don't leak it.
Oh my god, I leaked it.
Not my idea, but someone in Pepe's shadow suggested a few days ago have a house, have
a guard dog that you have to battle to rob.
Pepe will rob.
Well, before we just before we start cooking and again, I'm not blaming Joji, Joji did
a really good job and she has, you know, she's on very limited time.
But the house robberies right now are way too fucking bear and they need a lot more.
And I didn't realize just how bad it was until I I took a second to look at not not
bad.
I don't mean to say it like that, but just just bear they just they just need
more.
So
So basically so what I can do is the dev server I did this whole and this this is sick man the way
I did this whole fucking house last night, and I'm gonna do more on stream
and
the way that I the way that I like to set it up is
There's like there's like shit that you can
like
Like pretty much all this shit's wrong all right
and
You know there's like like under this couch for example there's a shit ton of ammo
You know what I mean, and I want and the same with like a lot of fucking props and shit
I like to put shit under it because I want people to have to actually like go through shit
You know what I mean and like flip the fucking couches and shit
So I'm just gonna start doing like a bunch of this shit on stream
And pretty much all of this shit is interactive like you can pick up this money you can pick up this gun
It's a gun you can pick it up shoeboxes. You can go through it. There's shit under the bed
Fucking what these burgers they're actually burgers you can take them. This is how we meant for it to be
These cups these are cups that you hear their cups that work at the restaurants
You know what I mean this this is we wanted it to be a lot more
Pretty much everything is interactable right
I'll just pour and you can steal it and sell it at the pawn shop, right?
So yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna fucking lock in and do like
Fucking nine more house robberies add on to the existing ones
I'll start doing that shit at the end of my stream any surprise dog attacks we
gotta get the first we need to we need to get the overlay we need we need not
the overlay we need to get the we need to get the layouts done before we start
adding shit like that in that we can you know
but yeah I think there's that's not gonna go to the pawn shop yeah some of
the house robberies they do only have like three fucking things you can steal
but this for example any progression ideas yeah we have all that like we do
have progression stuff it's just I don't know man I like I said I just I got
to just lock it in and I got to get these fucking house robberies done you
know what I mean because that's how it starts and they're the problem they're
just not good enough right now there just needs to be way more like in this
house you can you can steal pretty much everything you know what I mean
everything is interactable this is how we wanted it originally can we steal you
yeah we got to get the rest of the furniture set up as well yeah there's a
lot that needs to be done brother and you know what it's not it's in its and
you know what I realized you know what I realized there was like last week where
I'm like laying in bed, and I'm like trying to like respond to everything and
Then it just kind of clicked for me. I'm like, you know, this is never gonna end
I might as well just fucking put my phone down and go to bed because this this it's not gonna end
Regardless of who I respond to I'm just gonna wake up to more DMs, you know
It just it doesn't fucking matter right
Regardless of of how many fucking things I respond to and how many people I give answers to it's it's not
This bullshit his RP is stupid wrong dog. Oh, it's funny. That's all he does
There we go appreciate that
20 gifted life of a server owner. I mean, I love it though, man like it sounds overwhelming but um, I
Love it. I love that that that Mathers
Has like he I love how he has it set up to where like I am able to decorate this shit
You know what I mean and yeeted into the server. I'm sorry. I'm on my period. I think is what's going on
But it's nice
You know what I mean? It's nice
And I'm I'm really excited to get these house robberies out because I fucking love the house robberies. They're really good
But they just need more this house alone. I think has like 30 fucking things you can steal. You know what I mean and
So the so all right so for example, right the way it's set up is
And like I said, I'll go over more tonight when I'm actually doing the shit, but
But I can spawn in a prop right I can spawn in a prop and then I can
Tag it right and then depending on how I tag it that is how
You can interact with it right so this is tagged money for example when you pick this up you just get money this bag
It's tagged, uh, was it search so like you search it
And then that has like a random loop pool of shit that you get you know what I mean
This you know, it's prop gun. It's tagged. Just just going you know what I mean
So you get it you get a gun shoeboxes random shit. You know what I mean? It's cool man
It's cool
And then we can even do it to where you know, we can tag
Things is like for example this fucking gun safe, right? This this starts a mini game and
And, uh, and then, you know, we can, we can make any tag pretty much do anything.
You know what I mean? It doesn't matter, right?
So I think tonight, I'm trying, I'm trying to like have a theme with every house.
You know, also, oh, the more alarms I add to the houses, right?
Um, it's, it randomly chooses, um, like which alarms are active, you know what I mean?
So in this house, I put three alarms because I feel like this is a pretty good house, right?
That you would want to get...
Where the fuck did I put the- I don't even remember where I put the other one.
Um...
So like...
So this...
So these three alarms, it could be only one alarm is active, or all three of them are.
Or, you know, just two of them, right?
So if I had 50 fucking alarms in a house, that has a million fucking dollars in it.
You know what I mean?
Heh heh heh.
Which you can't- which we can do.
It's- it's pretty much the fucking sky's the limit with this shit.
So yeah, I want to get I want to get real fucking freaky with these house robberies, man
I'm down to do a downstream if we want to skip our PDA no because Mathers is fucking going
Insane, but everyone everyone's going insane. It's shit. So now there's also other good shit in the server
That's gonna be really fun for Mike block. You know what I mean? So I figure if I just
Lock in if I here's what I'm just gonna do chat
Listen to this, I'm just gonna RP for eight hours, okay when I'm done with that then I do some house
robberies, okay, then I do some house robbery, uh, fucking layouts, I do that until we have 30
of these fuckers and then guess what when I'm not doing that in my office then I'm gonna do
admin work, okay, and then when I'm not doing admin work then I'm gonna do some of my PR work
where I'm telling other streamers hey you gotta come check out the fucking server man,
You gotta check it out buddy get on here. It's so good. So I'm gonna do that, right?
And it's gonna be fine and it's all it's all gonna come together and it's gonna be good. It's gonna be great
Okay, I'm not losing it. It's it's fun. It's fun to do this shit. I like it
And I'm trying to have
I'm trying to have
Two themes two themes per house to see but look at this man. So look can I
Mathers can I uh, I think I can right? Can I uh, can I move it?
Move just means move right?
Look chat. So when you go to Rob a fucking house
This is I like I said I want my house robberies to just have a
Lot of hidden shit. So you actually have to look and take the time. Okay? Look at this chat
I put a little little hint here. Oh, there's some ammo boxes. Okay. Look at this
You start feeling like a real fucking methed up house robber. Guess what I?
Can't interact with this couch. Okay, I can't I can't interact with this with this couch
Did I fuck it? I don't think I fucked it up
Too weak
Maybe I fucked this couch up. Well, that's great and you've been wrangled down role. Let me try
It's not your fault
It might need to be re-tagged is it just like this
Remember an M said it's not always in furniture mode. So these need to be in furniture mode
Right
But you said you already have the layout
Okay, so it's okay, so it's in so it's it's in dev mode
it's not it's not acting the same as in normal mode gotcha okay okay right I
got you okay but you already have the layout for this so I can just delete
this to show people I'm talking about right I'm excited to to build these
houses man you know what I mean so yeah there's a ton of shit in this one
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Ron dongle, thanks for the 20 gifted subs!
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Cannibis
five gifted subs. Big Fur with five gifted
any themed ideas you can share with us
you'll restart it and set up later
ok, I'm just going to delete this couch right
So I can show people I'm talking about
Because you already have the fucking layout right
So it doesn't matter I think correct
It's not gonna change anything I reckon it won't let you oh yeah, you want to bet
Okay, yeah, so this couch I put a bunch there's a lot of ammo dude
Right and that's and that's what I want to do man
I want it I want it to be where you actually have to like
Look you know what I mean, and you actually just have to look through shit
You know I want to hide a bunch of shit right because I think that's cool
I want to give this immersion that like the house has actually just been like
That's where you keep your ammo to
Like a rhythm game. Yeah, it's gonna be fun
So yeah, so I'm gonna start doing all that you want to steal the copper out of the walls
Dude when we get that in when we get that system in that's gonna be good
Is it possible to have a is it possible to have a pet battle when you enter the house? Anything is possible. Yes
Anything is possible
It's I mean maybe I guess I should have been doing this leading up to the server
Anything is possible, but right now like I said, I need to get nine more of these
nine more of these
Done and then I need to add more to the existing layouts. I'll be a total of 20 robberies
I'll be pretty good. I want 30 in total on the south side, right?
So if you do one house robbery every day, um, for a month, it's, it's possible that you're going to get a different one.
You know what I mean? I want that. That's how I wanted to be.
Alright?
The house is themed Pippo Breeder.
Yeah, I want, I want two different themes for house.
Penta, I like that I should have done this leading up to the launch.
Meanwhile, he was awake 25 hours a day already. It's fine. It's not a big deal. I can fucking do this, okay?
I'm just gonna fucking, I'm, and here's the thing, you know,
Joji, God bless her soul, lover, but it's better if I just do it, because then,
because I'm the motherfucker, you know what I mean?
I'm the motherfucker, you know what I mean?
So if I'm just doing it, then it'll be perfect, you know what I mean?
I'm the, I'm the motherfucker here, right?
See what I'm saying, Jack?
Yeah. Put a Plamble GTA 1 emulator into GTA 5. Holy fucking shit. I bet you that's possible.
Um, what else, man? We have a lot of shit coming. M really wants to just shadow drop the next patch, but it actually is physically hurting me to not talk about how cool the shit is that's coming. It actually hurts.
I might ignore
Please I like hyping things up
What else is happening mellow is
Almost I think he's at Friday. He's gonna be done with the barrio. So like
All of these is gonna be housing which is gonna be nuts, man. I want to turn this into crock alley
So I think he said Friday
He's gonna be done with that
That's gonna be cool pregnant models. Yo, what if we what if we have some pets that they can be pregnant?
And then they buy the crock for more, but it has a 100% chance to call the cops because someone just watched you
Sell crock to a pregnant woman
Hold on a damn second wait a minute
What if we do something like that? That's disgusting do it
dude just wait until okay I should show you guys but we have some insentia coming
this weekend yeah matters has has some cool shit that he made yam is also just
fucking cracked I asked her if we could have a prison pay phone and change the
way that fast food pay works and she did it in three hours last night which
Which is just, it's funny, that's just kinda how she works.
Well, I'll ask her to do something
and then during our Friday meetings,
I'll be like, hey, yeah, and what's the progress with that?
And she's like, yeah, that's been done.
That's been done, that's been done for fucking,
yeah.
So that's just how she works, man.
One little leak.
I wanna talk about it so fucking bad
Because it is crazy. This, like, Goon is gonna actually love it.
This patch we have coming up, it's kind of a Goon patch.
God, I want to fucking talk about it. It's gonna be so cool.
Also, listen up.
Oh.
Okay, guys.
The Chinese love me.
Okay. That was probably a weird segue.
Sorry, I feel like my mind is fucking everywhere.
The Chinese love me, okay?
Shae Shae.
Yeah, the Chinese fucking love me.
More, listen to this.
We're not doing where wins me this week
because I feel bad
because I'm taking off Valentine's Day.
Listen, if we don't get to 10K subs, that's fine.
I'm just gonna do 10 hour streams all week anyway
so that you guys lose gig or 40 hours, right?
It's fine, I'll just do it.
It's fine, I'll just fucking send it.
So I'm just gonna do it. Don't say that. Well, I'm hoping people will be like what a good guy
Let me let's just get him to 10k subs
But no, it's fine, so we're not doing where wins me this weekend because like I said
I'm taking Valentine's Day off, so I don't want to add dump you guys is well second day off
But we are gonna do where wins me
This Saturday the next Saturday and then the Saturday after that making for a total of seven where wins me
Dude
Pete says at the end of every spot and they're just like we fucking love this guy
I don't know they just love me all right they just fucking love me but not not
this Saturday we're taking a break there's like this guy's awesome gonna
finish where wins me before Dark Souls 3 actually maybe that's a missing the
big Valentine's Day event I gotta take my wife out man it's the first year
that we're married I could probably also little self-awareness little self
check-in time I myself could probably use a night off I'm probably just gonna
leave my phone at home
truthfully and just go out and just fucking you know what I mean that that's
what I'm thinking I could probably just use a little we'll just night off
myself I should bring you guys yo what's up guys IRL streaming first
Valentine's Day with my wife
Um, so anyway, so that's what we're gonna do tonight.
And, but I feel good man, I, I, like, it sounds like a lot, but I feel great man.
I think it's good.
I think it's good to sit here and I think it's good to feel a little overwhelmed about
everything that you're passionate about instead of like just sitting around feeling
bored and not really knowing what to do.
It's great.
It's a good feel.
I'm jacked up on it, man.
I'm excited.
Oh, we got fucking storage wars this weekend.
We have a special event planned, listen to this, first server event this weekend.
And it's a doozy, I think Matt has already talked about it on the stream, so that's okay.
We have the first server event this weekend, the Chinese invasion, that's right.
Where wins me, I'm going to put a gun to people's head in game and make them download
where wins me so we have that coming up we have we got like a really big patch
coming out and just wants a shadow draw I don't I want to talk about it but it's
cool it's really cool
God I want to talk about so bad I probably just should I think I should
I gotta fall my heart on this one
Or is it better to just shadow drop shit or to hype it up
It's way premature I thought it was pretty much done
And is it not done I thought it was done the do you even know what I'm talking about
The shit the mats working on I thought that's done. No
When I see it with your own eyes
Okay
There you go
It isn't done until I see it actually proven where's Matt Matt's in the chat he'll tell me if it's fucking done I trust these people
And is right it will be a revolutionary I tell you right now it is going to be
The coolest thing for musicians, for RP musicians than any server has, I will tell you that.
There's some really insane depth to it.
Stop? God damn it.
That's a little, that's just a little tease.
You know what, Em? I'm sorry. Okay.
Okay. You know what I'm gonna say to Em?
I'm gonna say to him how are you gonna tell me how to influence people? I'm the motherfucker that the Chinese love
Okay, you're this is my department. All right, I'm the motherfucker that the Chinese love
Or you're in you're in my you're in my realm right now
You see Chad it's gun time. I know what the fuck I'm talking about
I've been doing this shit for years
Look at how influenced these people are.
They don't even know how, they don't even know how they got to this stream.
They just, they just had a moment of clarity and they, and suddenly they've realized they've been watching this shit for six years.
They don't even know how they're here. They don't even know what the fuck's going on right now.
You know what I mean? They got no fucking idea. I'm the motherfucker.
me
All right fine
M I
Get excited man, I do I get excited
um
Penta's the one who knocks me your room is 402. Oh, that's kind of cool
So anyways, so we so we listen to people screaming on discord
Prison has a payphone now. We've also adjusted the way
We adjusted the way that fast food payout works. We're using some void money. I don't know.
They just can't figure it out, man. I don't know what's happening. I don't know where
the money is going. I really don't understand. I don't know. I really don't because I was
talking about it last night and M's like yeah you know all burger shot all
these places they're broke and I'm like but people are paying for the fucking
food so where the fuck is it like where the fuck is the money going I don't
understand right um but you know I'm starting to think that maybe role
players and being good at business isn't exactly two things that mix right
So, I suppose, you know, if it's between people having fun and being able to role play, sure, we can just have some money from the void, fuck it, who cares, right?
Um, whatever.
Plan B does fine though.
Yeah.
And was like, I just checked the plan B account, they have no money, and I was like, yeah, because fucking Sal gave it to me.
Has been spending it all on Kroc, which is great.
It's RP, there's RP there, right?
Temfix we'll see why can't the business just fail and get new ownership?
because if it's
So if it's between me having to set up a realistic economy with people having to budget shit out or
Encouraging good role play. I'm gonna take the fucking role play every time right? I
Get but I don't know I mean we'll just food is essential for the city well you can get food at the
half the fucking gas stations we're going to try it out
void money can simulate NPCs buying food
I guess it's fucking whatever man you go whatever the fuck you want
in every single food shop just getting new owners doesn't seem like a real fix
well fucking plan B's been doing great
RP wise and they don't really seem that concerned about money. So I don't know man. It just
We'll try it out ever, you know, everyone's bitching about not getting paid at the burger shop. I
To me it just it doesn't make sense. I feel like they should be able to
Get paid
And it should be fine
The PDM system that seems to be working really well
Who's the owner well, I am but I'm also I'm not gonna die on that hill
You know what I mean?
I'm not like if people are just like look we just like we're not
I don't understand how I guess maybe it's not just bad at economics that could certainly be the truth
But I just I don't get I don't understand how burger shot isn't making money. I really don't get it
You know what I mean?
Um because they should because people are buying the food
Wear money
We're we're we're money
You know what I mean
Where money go, yeah if people are buying it we're it no one's asking for money
Well, it also seems like that
That they're also just not making a ton of money, I don't know man, but they are though like I just I really don't get
I really don't understand
And then the fucking city budget's been running out of money too
Cause you know what, dude, there's 40 fucking EMS
The hospital is constantly broke
There's 40 EMS, the second 3 AM hits they all take out their paycheck
And then they don't have any fucking money for the day
They scalp the checks they do they sit there as soon as the fucking server resets they fucking take their paychecks out
They don't have any money
Maybe too many employees
Well, so now that's the thing. That's what we need to do. We need to figure out is it
What's better for RP Riv having to fire people or like I because I I guess I just don't know
You know what I mean?
They fire in a bunch. Yeah
Rive is fire rip firing people I
Mean, you know, that's what I need to figure out right is is is the budget RP. I I personally think it's good
BCSO hasn't been doing that bad. I don't think
I
Don't know I think that it would the problem is that EMA the hospital isn't really generating any money
They could they should be charging people for these prescriptions. They're just not
You think the government
You think all the government orgs need a bit of a budget stimulus so people get their checks
What if I told you that we've been just adding money to the government budget for the last three weeks
But people are still somehow running out of money
What if I what if I told you that I I think what's happening is that all of these
all of these businesses are hiring more people than they can afford is what I
think is going on and I'm so I guess I'm trying to figure out if it's better
RP to fire them or not I don't if to me I feel like it is I feel like it's
It's better repeat after worry about that kind of stuff, maybe.
The fast food places sell like $30 for 100 and they're all busy.
They're always busy. They don't pay workers. How are they broke?
Dude, I do not understand where the fuck that's money.
I don't understand where the money's going.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
It just, it does not make sense to me.
I have no idea.
You already nailed it. Most people can't figure out money.
So that's what I'm saying, Jam. I'm like, well, what the fuck? What do I do? Like,
do I force these fucking role-players that have probably never worked a real job in their life to actually sit down and budget money out?
That's not gonna happen.
You know what I mean? That's- that's not gonna happen, I guess.
I don't know. Did a burger shop just buy some cars? I don't- I don't know.
I have I have no idea wait a minute was a burger shot given the pd a shit ton of money
Wait, hold on a damn second. Hold on. Wait, was it burger shot just a bitch?
I'm telling you I think this I really think this is an rp issue. I really do I
I
Think I think this is an end character issue and it could probably just be solved a character I
Can't characters rich because he's not paying the employees, okay
But here's my issue is that what we're finding out is instead of people talking to their boss about why they're not getting money
They fucking make suggestion threads. They make reddit comments, and then they talk about quitting the server
And so I mean, I'm just like, well, I fucking, I don't know, man, I just, I just don't fucking know.
I mean, how do you make people role play? I guess, can you? Right? I don't know.
I think everything can be done in character. People will just use the small stuff being
auto done for them. They're used to the small stuff being auto done. I mean I would be down
for there to be like for the fast food places to have an automatic payment system like the
PD does but I don't think that's gonna fix this issue like and here's the thing
here's here's my philosophy of it right we can keep adding stuff we can keep
adding quality of life stuff we can keep adding auto checks we can keep adding
all the shit but if the core issue is people refusing to interact with the
people that they're supposed to interact with in order to accomplish
this goal that they have what the fuck is the point of adding all this
shit. You know what I mean? What, what, what, what in the fuck is the point? What's the point
of adding all this shit? If people just still aren't gonna do it? I mean we can fucking add
shit all day, right? And there is some shit that needed to be added. Prison pay phone,
yeah, I agree that needed it. That, that did, that did need it, that needed to go in.
That did need to go in, right? Um, welfare checks to cover basic costs of living, Loki
he solves it. Well fair. Well, we're going to cook on that a little bit. What I want to
do is I want to have a EBT cards that you can apply for that you can only spend at restaurants
and shit. And then the governor gets to adjust how much they get to spend on those
cards every day yeah now that's a good idea see 20 bucks a week yeah ebt's genius
yeah this is why you're the motherfucker I know I know so that's so for me Mr.
Big server owner here I'm like yeah we can keep adding all this shit but why
but what is happening though what where where is what's really the issue here
Because before we add a bunch of shit, I need some fucking answers, you know?
With the hospital, I already figured it out. I really just think that they're giga over staffed, right?
I- I really do think that's the issue. And someone said Riv's been firing people. Maybe it's better now. I don't know, right?
They have no income. They could have income though. They could sell the fucking prescriptions. I don't know why they're not.
You know what I mean?
They could have income.
Oh, the shit goes bad?
I guess that makes sense.
They had over 150 employees.
Yeah, okay, so if they have 150 employees,
if half of those people are standing around doing nothing all day
and then immediately sniping the fucking paychecks,
no fucking shit they don't have any money.
You know what I mean?
Dude, like, no fucking shit they don't have any money.
They're charging anyone for medical or using the insurance thing.
They don't want it!
They- Rims said he didn't like the fucking insurance RP, which is like, I mean, that's
fine.
Cause I- I agree the insurance got kinda cringe, but I mean, they should probably
have to generate money in some kinda way.
fine but then you can't have 200 staff
yeah they've been hiring anyone to no
checks and balance hey thanks dog I know
Jethro fucking waited till 3am and
immediately bought 200 syringes and and
then the hospital wanted a cap on how
many syringes can be bought and I said
no I was like that's your that's that's
an RP issue I'm not gonna do that shit
if you you you got to figure that out
that that makes for RP you know what I mean I think I think that makes for good
RP what else red parking garage has a garage now this was meant to be in at
the start of the server my bad community sorry that's it now there you go
what else prison phone is there's a lot of shit they got added in this old
prescription I doubt they could keep up with paycheck sadly well but the issue
is they kind of need to sell prescription pills because those can be used to make
crock so I don't understand like they could make a ton of money off those I
I literally haven't played because no red parking garage
Why are the ambulance is charging money I
Don't know and the thing is but you know again
This is an issue because I really like the fire department crew a lot
And I want them to stay on the server and RP
You know
It's an issue, man. It's like, what do you do? Why don't you just print the money?
I- they could print money. I think the hospital could be the most...
Uh, can't they bill people? Dude, am I insane? What up, dog? Or I'm pretty sure they have
the ability to build people? M, can you confirm that? We charged medical for like two hours
and made ten grand one day. Well, what in the fuck? Okay, so what the fuck is really
the issue man I was good dog I don't know dude I just yeah like all of these
issues are sounding like them problems I just I'm kind of against giving the
fast food places void money I just I just feel like that they could make it
work I don't know you don't think they can but they literally they have so much
They have like a ton of ways to make money. I just I don't get it. I
Just don't get it man shit is just beyond me
Temp forward money
I'll tell you what man, the RP is that no one wants to charge for about a month, but
wants to charge for medical because right now it's five thousand for surgery which no one can afford
but so okay but here the problem here Martha is that all of the civs are broke because there's not
one faction that wants to charge for things right so like if just if one fucking restaurant just
decided to charge for shit it would balance out everything because then they could make money
and then people could charge and then people could fucking buy medical you know what I mean it needs to actual actually trickle down but but unironically
you know what I mean
except PDM they're rolling in it yeah because they're actually fucking they're fuckers man there are being scummy car dealers
genuine question why can the crims get void money but not the legit businesses I do both
what do you mean fucking go postal is void money taxis void money what I think the point
is that uh that fucking um it's it's because it's supposed to be sustainable right
roadwork yeah roadwork is void money right yes exactly so m so m's right player to player
stuff is so it's supposed to be sustainable i cannot give up my identity because of that i need
hunting hunting's void money fishing void money you're a fucking doctor help me you know
I'll say you a mark two for a rack too.
Oh no man I've already got one but you know just another one.
You need a gun?
Yeah I'll buy a gun right now dawg.
Hey give me a rack I'll give you this gun right here.
All right hey that's a fantastic deal.
I also got that big deal if you ever need it let me know.
All right here you go.
Hey fantastic dawg I love this country.
There you go yo.
Thank you. You want ammo? Yeah, that'd be great actually.
There you go. Hey, appreciate it dog. What's your name?
Hey, I'm Ramon, yo. Ramon? Hey, let me get your number
so I can buy guns. Damn, I don't
have a phone. Hey, hold up. Yeah, um, shit dog.
Hey, how about this? Hey, just put your number into yellow pages, dog.
Die, yo. I said the deal anyways. Let me know. Hey, if you
if you got any fiends yo, let em know I got that shit
alright for sure dawg, appreciate that
awesome, hell yeah man
yeah, this is awesome
fucking yeah, that fucking ripped house sunscreen man
really fucking hits the spot
yeah, you like that shit, huh?
oh, hell yeah daddy
daddy?
yeah, man
what you mean daddy?
uh-uh
What might not don't be calling me no daddy dog. I don't like that
All right, buddy. I'll fuck you. Call you where you want my ah
Hi, yo, I gotta go get my car and gun
Please no free cash for standing around doing nothing from the void yeah, I
Don't know that's kind of how I feel to
Dress like Omar be a daddy. Oh wait, that's kind of true actually
Yeah, pdm doesn't take a loss if people don't they could just repo cars
I don't even think they need to go through the court system. I think they can just do it
Which is how we set it up. I
Think I
Think I didn't really like the repo system on
No pixel and stuff. There's it was really bottled necked by the court system, you know
And I think it's just kind of mundane having to like apply for repose
PMs making so much money so that so burger shop could also be making that much money because
They
shit um because they I mean they they it's the same way where they can buy the
ingredients for nothing they can sell the food for as much as they fucking want
you know but yeah PDM's farming money as it should I need to see I really I
need to talk to century and I need to see if he's liking working for PDM
And like in that crew or if he wants to have his own dealership because I think they've really need some competition right now
You know what I mean, so and I know that century on Davis has been like huge into that
He's loving the PDM stuff
What is happening here do I have the keys for any of these
They kind of compete with each other
Um, kind of I guess that's kind of true
But but um the
But the manager still sets the minimum so I think there needs to be some competition there
Welcome to car key RP.
I mean, yeah, that's another thing where I know I've seen people complain about the car
keys a little bit.
I don't really know how to fix that.
I don't know.
Just keep your car keys, I guess.
I just, I don't know, man.
fix it the place about losing them yeah I guess a key ring hey uh-uh nah nah hey
bro hey you just hit my shit here's a hundred bucks so yeah hi you want some
to know what fuck what I want crack cuz that she's good baby oh I only have 38
bucks take the 38 bucks you should get yourself buff out that bumper all right
hey hi that's cool I gotta hit the corner anyways dog yeah yeah wait why is
It's still making me hot wire. I just bought a key
Strange I'll report that. Let me try to park it maybe
You got a park it okay, that makes sense
I'm dealing drugs. I feel like this is the most mic block card that I've ever driven
guys I have to ship dude we we're getting pretty we're getting pretty pretty dark with
the with the drug dealing stuff we're really we're not pulling any punches and I kind of
love it I think it's I think it's how it needs to be where do you park this up
it says parking garage
F1? It's not F1. I think it's F1 to pull it out, right?
I don't know sir he needs to be made bigger and do you know where do you know where the
parking spots are you know what I love about being a server owner here with this dev team
is that I can like say shit like this and I'm like hey this needs to change this needs
to change blah blah blah and the devs don't take it as a personal attack they're just
like oh yeah okay here's one and then it's done in three hours that's awesome
oh so you hate me yeah I think it's just this one spot them oh it's these yeah
We need to make it like a lot of these I
Remember reporting an infinite money glitch on purple and got called a fire starter
Well, I don't like it you know, I think it helps because uh
You know, I heard moon he was complaining about the keys or whatever and I DM him and I'm like hey man
Like I heard your says watch the stream bet and I was like and I was like I heard your you know
You complain about shit like is is everything okay? Can we fix it? Whatever?
He's like, oh, yeah, and I could tell and he started to apologize. He's like sorry
You know, I just like ran about shit. I was like, I don't give a fuck. I do the same shit
I turned into a fucking psycho for five minutes, too. I
I've been in our stream. I've been in our peace river for fucking almost 10 years. I know how it is
People just streamers just like to just and it's not like it's it's not personal. You know what?
I mean, I think people just, people just, like, when they just see shit that, you know,
that they should be fixed, they just fucking turn into a psycho for 10 minutes, just start
rambling about shit.
I don't know.
I don't really think it's a big deal at all.
I know other people have gotten in trouble for that on other servers, but I don't,
I don't really give a shit.
Just expressing ideas.
I mean, whatever.
I see it as, I see it as it comes from a place of passion, right?
You know what I mean?
I see it. I really don't give a fuck. I don't think anyone's gonna get banned like that
re-roll situation for example when she had a fucking four hour soulfest about how she
hates all the fucking mechanics and then immediately just went back to NoPixel. The devs were like
what do we do? Do we ban for this? And I was like no dude fuck it. I was like just
people are entitled to feel however they fuck they want man I don't give a shit you know.
You know, she'll come back eventually, whatever.
Who gives a fuck, man?
I really don't care.
I really don't care.
How many bands have there been?
Lately we've seen an uptick in bands. We're starting to get more shitters more people that are dog shit at RP
We had the we had that we had the we the guy on moose to stream actually while I was playing Wow
We had that guy who
You know
That was a whole situation
Captain India, yeah, I don't really, I think he tried to appeal, he doesn't seem to care
that much.
Did the people Robin Goddy's get talking to?
Yeah, they did.
They didn't get permanently banned or anything.
Cause I really, I think it's pretty rare that we have to permanently ban someone.
Unless the guy, the guy on Moonstream, or not Moonstream, Moose's stream, I'm
looking for some locals to sell to you by the way, cause I want to show you
guys this shit.
What do I consider shit RP I would say
Like I said that guy that just robbed me for my ID and just didn't say anything or like anything at all fully messed up
Nothing like shit that just shit. That's really self-serving that doesn't lead to anything. You know what I mean?
I don't like that
The guy on moose is stream that was pretty bad
Yeah, he just he straight up VDM to fucking traffic stop that he was not a part of at all
And then he
And then he what else he's been shitting in the cells and they glitched out of prison. He did all of that in like an hour
And then he also had only been playing for like a couple weeks
So I don't I don't even think he got permaband though. I think we only gave him a couple weeks
And it's like you know people like that they're probably just gonna end up getting permaband anyways
right
So I or maybe not like they're either just gonna end up getting permaband anyways or
They're gonna be like all right. I need to fucking lock it in a little bit, right?
Teaching lesson well, no because this is not a learning server and I think that
I think that some people are a little confused about that because the number one response we get in
and tickets are like what the fuck I'm not getting a warning before a band it's
like dog the three-day band is a warning you know what I mean that is your
warning you're not perm a band here you know what I mean that's the warning
I want to show you guys this
Oh, you don't want a widow sample?
Maybe she'd go like Divine order somewhere it's a little more dense.
Maybe Redam is 3D chill.
No man, I mean I think all the bands have been pretty fair.
really hasn't like I said Captain India got permabanned a few other people have
there were some kind of cells just actually dropping F slurs they got
permabanned oh okay backspace to deny okay chat watch this
is he gonna do it no no no there's he's not doing it do they do it every time
or no or is it just sometimes give them a bit okay look okay okay so it takes a
little bit okay so so they do so the pets do the so they do it now you know
I mean and then if you sit here and sell long enough you kind of just end up with
my god dude you kind of just end up with all these people around you
So yeah, if you say you're long enough, yeah, it just turns into San Francisco or Philadelphia
or a key, right?
And then they do, they just, they just sit there, which I, which, which is great.
It's great for, for cops.
It's just funny.
It's just good for immersion too.
awesome right that's really good it's crack at rp are there still evidence of
the drugs on them I don't know probably dude this shit makes so much money and I
see that like people are starting to go into Polito I saw that I saw that I
I watched me a little bit this morning, um, but I was getting about you know going through my day. I saw that
Moon went up there
Can players do that? What do you mean do what they're doing?
Or what are you asking me?
This is awesome
So yeah, so if you say you're in sell enough you just kind of just gather these guys around you
hahahahahahahahaha
Ya just kinda got like the skid row going on
We should expand on this, Mathers. Cause this is really fucking great. I love this
We need to add like a couple more. We need to add like
Can we make one of them setup a fucking little hobo tent?
It'd just be passed out in front of it?
God, that would be awesome.
Does weed do anything?
No, I don't think weed should be as intense as this because you make more off the croc.
Like a lot more.
You know what I mean?
But I think we're, so we're talking about adding, it's not in right now, but eventually
I kind of want to add some like a little bit of like, and maybe I'm overcooking, but
I think it'd be cool if like in an area where like croc is selling more, that is
like driving down the weed prices a bit so that like people that sell she's going
the gobs yeah yeah hey this is so I love it it's great man oh do what is she
I'm gonna do it!
Haha, Jane!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
So look at this, yeah we got our own little portable skid row.
She's coming over. There needs to be more variety for sure.
Well, like I said, I'm not, like, a big fan of, like, completely over-cooking shit and, like, shipping it.
I kind of- I-I like- like, this took matters, like, like, fucking four hours to do, if that.
So, I-I like doing these, like, little proof of concepts, and then kind of expanding on it.
And I think it works better for an RPG like that.
You know?
Because you can sit there and you can cook up a whole fucking patch, but then you ship it and it fucking sucks.
Heh. And no one fucks with it, you know what I mean?
I think it's easier to to do it like this and then to just if people like it just add on it, you know
Especially mind you guys gta 6 is supposed to come out in nine months
So who knows how long we even have with gta 5 at this point?
Oh my god
Yeah, this is awesome, man.
Man, I haven't seen a good job on this.
We got a lot of shit coming out, dude.
God, we got a fucking shit done coming out this weekend.
And then it just stays like this.
Can you rob them?
You know, Jam?
Let's find out.
You can.
What if people could rob him?
Oh, it scares the rest of them away, though.
He woke up quick.
with the gun in his face oh rare spawn okay shit we could do that later
I
Does it did this yeah, they need the top there
This is great man, I mean it's great. We're I don't even think we're not even a half a year into chase our beat development, right?
Imagine in six months with the server looks like I
I really want to do a rolling heist, where we have a truck, I want to do a rolling heist
so bad, where we have a truck like this, and like all the lutes in the back, and it's like
people can be in the back and it like takes time to open, but a motherfucker has to be
like driving around and shit.
I want the rolling heist to come man.
So what do you do for a living?
Oh, I make realistic video game fentanyl epidemics.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yep.
Imagine Sixth of the server is just like,
it's just gonna be full of fent zombies and cum.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It's funny man, I like the lower level crime stuff
and we got some good Heisen stuff coming out too but...
It's funny.
Quote RIV.
Change stream name to FENTA.
I'm gonna show you guys something real quick.
What else is in? I think, uh, are the toxic zones in?
Uh-oh.
I crashed.
Yeah, this is great and then we're gonna get to RP and
You can do NC for no clip really
How'd you know that wait a minute, how do you know that suss sussie boy
way. Yes, toxic is in. Vader was complaining about it. All right. Well, sorry, Vader, we
had to have something in. Vader wasn't complaining about it. Okay, great. He was not complaining.
wait did somebody log on to the internet and just lie for no reason wait a minute
did somebody log on to the internet and just lie for no reason does that fucking
happen
Yeah, we're trying to fortify a play-doh a little bit.
This is making me crash.
Interesting.
I wonder if it's because I'm no clipping over there.
We have a fixed standby.
Oh, great.
Oh, is it making everyone crash?
Play-doh screwed up at the moment.
Oops.
Oops.
Uh-oh.
Oh, well, they'll fix it.
All right.
Big updates.
Anyways, yeah, sorry.
I got a lot to talk about.
That, you know, that's what's really exciting about Chase is I feel like every Wednesday,
I just have a ton to talk about.
So that's good.
Big updates anyways. Yeah, sorry. I got a lot to talk about that. You know, that's what's really exciting about Chase's
I feel like every Wednesday. I just I just have time to talk about so that's good
What else
Later was saying that's now impossible to get out of Polito
You know it was always supposed to be challenging
Um, did we make it too hard?
I don't know, but it was never intended to be as easy as it was at launch.
That's for god damn sure.
Especially with, like, croc.
Vader said put a dick in my ass.
Uh...
Just swim in. You can't right now, which is what we wanted. You know what I mean?
He got out so it's not possible they did have to wipe the mounies though.
There you go. Easy.
I would rather that because to me that leads to RP than just ramping a fucking car over a fence.
You can't swim in how not I'll show you
Vader said Mike walks to be around in the EU times
I'll try man. I feel like I'm already wearing a lot of hats, but I'll definitely try I
Could see that
All right, you guys sick of y'all you guys want to get into RP
So that's what that's the plan today. I'm gonna flood the city part three on Mike block
I think I want to hear from you guys
I think this Mike block arc has actually been pretty fucking good and I'm kind of feeling Mike block right now
Yeah, I'm kind of feeling Mike block a lot right now. I think
This is gonna upset some people. I think that the Wrangler fixing the BCSO
I don't know. I think that was just kind of eh.
I really just, I personally wasn't really feeling that myself too much.
I really think that was just kind of meh.
Yeah. Kinda.
Kinda.
What's this say?
Hey, by the way, the crock works his weapons now. Oh my god. Is that in too?
Dude, I forgot about that
Is that got that got pushed push the prod
W prod push all right
kind of has been pet has been leading the PD sense ignite
Yeah, let's go test that out wait hold on if that got added fucking devs are so
good what the fuck man why I'm such a stupid fat illiterate fuck why are all
these talented devs so supportive of such of my dumb fucking ideas I don't
understand why I really don't deserve to have this amount of talent surrounding
as I do and I tell you what though boy I tell you what this this is this isn't
working for me right now
this
you pay them you know people say that and you know while that is true I I feel
like that that is dismissing a little bit I don't want that to feel like I
I don't want that to feel like that's taken away from how passionate they are right because here's the thing I
Really do wish I they deserve a lot more than I than I pay them
And and I think it's it's the passion as well, too, you know, they are really passionate about it
So I don't want
Maybe it's a little bit of both, you know what I mean weather racist
Thunder I
Do it's too fucking loud guys. Let's get speaking of paying the devs
Let's get some gifted subs going beard man told me to hold strong with the 10k subs equals 10 hour week
Maybe I should but in here's the thing guys if everyone just gives a single sub right now. We are there
Okay, we are there
Rain allowed Mondays on Tuesday. Yeah, people are gonna be like, you know for some reason it rains more on Monday and Tuesdays
right
No purs. No, you guys don't think I deserve 10 cases. Okay
Okay, sorry, I'm poor. Oh no recession indicator
Yes, there we go. Okay. Good. This is it guys if you are liking what you see consider gifting some subs. Let's get to 10k
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Five gifted subs, great American total eclipse, five gifted subs, hey thank you guys, holy
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He's definitely, most definitely probably a good guy.
Who just gifted all that?
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Yeah, I was leaning for real yo, yeah, yeah, that's good, huh?
Hell yeah, bro
Relic be to my stuff cuz I'll be doing too much in that shirt. He'd be eating your ass out when you own that shit
Hey, that's what's up motherfuckers. I gotta go get my phone and everything from prison dog
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I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer and I'm just gonna be real appreciate that. Thank you guys so much the climb back to 10k
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The next time I self-fed, that's for you, buddy.
It's for harass people.
That's all he does.
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Thank you for supporting the content.
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What the fuck happened to my phone?
did I throw it in a house dirty dirt with five get 10 get it
the people love J-SARP they love it it's popping off holy shit thank you
Devs getting paid this month. Yes
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted appreciate that must be nice. Oh, baby. They are pumping let's go 10 gifted subs
Holy shit, thank you guys for the support
such a strong community actually Keenzo with 10 gifted subs guys I love this
community thank you so much lots of good RP coming up here I've been yapping for
two hours sorry I'll log in and I just get so excited
Randy characters annoying he's fucking Jordan was good
excuse me you know how you doing sorry excuse me yeah I'm good motherfucker I
I need a phone because I don't know where mine went.
Ah.
One phone, please.
I didn't even use my last phone.
What you doing with it?
Well, I used a deskie and gave it to some random person
in Belito.
For real?
Jesus.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Why you do that?
I don't know.
I feel like good people out there.
Man.
A bunch of scumbags.
Yeah, I hear that they eat people.
They eat.
They don't eat people.
That's what I heard, motherfucker.
I heard they eat people dog
What the fuck hey, hey y'all looking for some work
All right, come on yo, let's go somewhere else. Let's go to the mic lock mobile dude
Yeah, that's the Mike Block mobile. I'm Mike Block.
My shi-
Oh, I'm getting beat by Pen-
Like, what am I supposed to do?
He literally VDM warlorded me!
What am I supposed to do?
Dude, cool!
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been out here trapping actually yo motherfuckers hungry I just stopped at
burger shop do you need anything that a couple oh yeah we have a couple burgers
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thank you guys
I mean it's cool to meet you also known as the butcher damn wait that's kind of
hard little bitch why they call why they call you the butcher mean you know
I
Have been around you know I've been around the butcher. Yeah, probably for obvious reasons and shit
What's this job you got for us? Hi motherfuckers. Yeah
I don't know what the fuck happened to my phone
How much is it paying what you need done?
Shit. I hey pretty much. I just need y'all. Yep
I just need y'all to come with me and we got a we got a motherfucking grab a motherfucking dog
You know what I mean cuz I got this shit
This product here. Look that don't get close. I got this shit dog
You see what I'm saying and we need a motherfucking test subject type shit also like experimental
What is it that the Japanese did?
motherfucking uh what was it it was uh they had the motherfucking factory 619 or some shit
you're talking about a ratio man no no we ain't doing that yeah yeah but we got you
know what I'm saying we I gotta like motherfucking test this shit on some motherfuckers
listen Mike Mike keep down your hands and cross your arms put in your armpit you know what I mean
hey I do not I careful now and then all you gotta do is you're ready at it you know what I mean
print yes hey that's a good idea but I'm gonna be real we just need to grab a
motherfucker scoop them up inject them with this shit cuz I want to see how
it make a motherfucker feel type shit yeah fuck yeah no fuck that fuck that we
just got a lot of fuck off the random way off the streets off the streets
let's go back to bugger shot unless there's someone unless there's someone
You've just been wanting to motherfucking pick up listen. I got a phone call earlier. He said it's the end of my reckoning
I don't know this fuck
Let's you meet spot. Uh, he wait wait, what he's waiting to meet me
He's like it's gonna be the end of my reckoning. All right. Well, hey, we could just go do that then yeah
I guess two bird one stone kind of work or
The first motherfucker we see which say hey what's going on now see where that
Buffalo did I didn't know y'all was in the middle of some shit we can just you
know I'm saying two bird one stone type shit dog yeah we are just fuck that's
beautiful
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Okay, we're getting to 10 today. I know I can feel it
RP on RP are you ready to meet?
I mean is it just you my friend
My
Voice line for a sub
I can't hear that motherfucker.
Plague cast, thank you so much for the five gifted loilers, thank you so much everyone
gifting subs, appreciate that, RP's back.
I see you're watching the news, but yes, I know what that's at.
Tell you what, I'll send you a pin with the location.
Start heading to Sandy, start heading to Sandy City's Route 68 gas station.
We'll be there.
If you're not there in five minutes, the deal's off.
Okay, I'll move your ass.
I love fresh Wednesday, Peta. So cute.
He's on the way.
Grande Akawaii!
Yes, we are. Mike.
No, I know where it is.
Yes, yes. It's time.
Hey, what's your deal anyways, Butcher?
Yeah, you know, I, uh...
I was a mad, mad doctor at the humane labs, you know, and...
Oh, perfect, yo.
Yeah, so this needle in the neck sounds very intriguing to me, honestly, it's a side effect.
Yeah, I know what it is.
Yeah, you a man of science and shit.
Yeah, even though, you know, I knew the man of the drugs, so glad I cut your number.
Yeah, it's true. I do be a drug motherfucker for real.
What about this guy in the back, dog, what the fuck his deal is?
Go ahead.
How you doing? I'm taking money.
It's been going on for a long time, you know, just, uh, just hustling, trying to live a quiet life, really, and sneak you, motherfucker, but, uh, trying not to be violent like this guy. Mostly help him cover up his shit.
Well, holy shit.
Hey, sometimes, sometimes the violence just gotta get done, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, sometimes it does, and sometimes somebody's gotta make it look like somebody else did it.
Yup, that's also true, dog.
I'm doing this with a purpose, of course. There's a reason behind it. You say you're gonna hand me in my tails?
Doubtful.
Nah, hey, if I'm all fucking talking shit on your name, you know what I'm saying? You gotta run that shit up for real, dawg.
Yes, yes, so what's gonna happen when I get here? I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna have you tuning in the back of the garage. It's gonna close down. I'll be by the gas pumps.
It was just him if you see or hear anything crazy come out and try to get his hands up real fast
When I take him in the car when I go to a different location. Yeah
Yeah
Before we take him to make sure he's
I'm just gonna take his phone nothing more. I don't want to rob this guy blind because you know
Inject the needle and see what happens
I'm calling the cops, you know, get his phone back and then fuck them. See what happens.
Alright, cool. Yeah, hey, we'll make it look like he just did that shit, like that.
Yeah, right in the neck, yeah.
Right here?
Yeah, go ahead and park it up.
Right.
Oh, shit!
Fuck!
This is what we've always called.
You want me to tell them what we call this place?
Go ahead.
Ice cream.
This is ice cream.
Alright, cold ice cream.
It's going where thank you so much ice cream. Oh, that's kind of hard
Ready for Bob cat Bob cat is kind of starting to feel a little primed I
Thought he said he wanted us in the garage. I think you did
Yeah, he won us in here, I think he said
Hey, how do you do with this motherfucker anyway yo, I mean
It's gonna wild I mean we'll talk about it later
I don't know I don't even know how I got wrapped into this beyond you good
Ha are you good?
What the hey white? Yeah motherfucker. I'm good as you good
Penta? Yeah, I'm good. I like this guy. Nah, you didn't just G-check my gangster there, did you?
No, what do you mean? Why the fuck you say it like that? Like am I good like I'm not?
You look like you look like you know your shit. Yeah, I do, but you was just like nah, is you good?
I-hey, I'm gonna tell you right now. This ain't a motherfucking playground, bro. I ain't going down the slide because we ain't playing here.
You know what I'm saying?
So if you go if you go motherfucking talk to me like I'm a bitch. I'm only
Against your will dog
I'm really about that kind of shit dog straight up. I really will I
Shot a motherfucker for looking at me the other day
motherfucking I shot the motherfucking
Dark-ass glasses he had right off his face dog and I hit him over that with his cane too because he looked at me the wrong way
You know what I'm saying that's what the fuck
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gift it's up jesus christ thank you so much man that's insane thank you thank you thank you
i love my oilers but wrong dongle thank you so much for 10 gift it as well holy
shit i'm gonna give back to people's you having like some kind of fucked up crisis or something
oh i am some kind of fucked up crisis dude i'm breaking into pleato giving people shit that i
I don't even know but no fucking reason yeah, what you I mean it just kind of sound like you want to help some motherfuckers out
Yeah, that's about what I'm about. No you need this
Try that shit out motherfucker. What is this? Hey, that's
I'm just saying motherfuckers out like you having a hard time and you need to chill the fuck out dog
That should go help you chill the fuck out. Yo, so you could think clearly
I'm gonna use this I'm gonna trust you. I'm gonna use it. Yeah, trust me. That should go help you out for real
Yeah, make sure to look at it wait when you actually get stabbed now
Yeah, look at a dog and I'm not gonna inject yourself dog
I'm gonna get on the other side of it.
Yeah, I don't want to accidentally...
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
All right, let's wait for this.
I will try it though.
No, no, do it now to calm your ass down, dawg.
I'm telling you, you need to.
That shit is gonna help.
this man gives you a random syringe and says this will help you inject it what
you do yeah there you go
Yup.
Yes.
There we go.
There we go, motherfucking.
fucking go dog that's better like that
huh hey hey nice actually really dancing
dance around motherfucker go ahead do a
little dance ain't that better don't you
You feel like you're... Yeah, look at you.
Hey, you look normal too, like that.
Yeah? You sure about that?
Yeah, motherfucker, you look normal.
Yeah, I'm just vibing over here.
Yeah, you love that shit, huh?
Mm.
Hey, buddy Bill.
Yeah, this guy gonna come in
and see some fucking dates and idiot in the corner.
Nah, motherfucker, you just look like a happy guy
having a good time.
All right, all right.
What, uh, let me ask you, dawg, like, you said you've been breaking into Polito and shit for what?
This is giving people shit for no reason.
Taking people in phones and whatnot.
I don't know. I just feel like they need shit out there. I don't feel for those people.
For- Do they buy shit or not?
I- I'm taking it up there to sell. I thought you were ever a get-a-go.
It would be cool if they bought shit.
I've been.
I'm just a fuck. I don't even care- Give a fuck who it is. I see some dude fishing by the face.
Hey, you need some?
I've been doing that, I mean I haven't last couple of days but...
So you're just a good motherfucker huh?
Trying to be, trying to be good to everybody.
Yeah but...
I've got a lot of good people around here.
Oh but is the world good to you?
Not so much, but I'm not gonna stop being good just because somebody ain't.
Nah, you gotta have a dog in you dog.
Hey, I'm just saying cuz you know what a dog back in the corner and the second they snap. Guess what fight back
Yeah, okay, so you but you don't take no shit like that
Don't yeah listen to that motherfucker
Let me fall forward.
Yeah, put them fucking hands up real quick.
Yeah!
Hey, you fucked up. I don't know what exactly you did, but I know you fucked up, Bob Mugga.
I know you fucked up.
I know.
I really, I really don't know what you did, but I know that you did fuck up.
Hide the car on the left side of the building out there.
Yeah, I'm taking your phone right there.
And we're just going to trunk them?
I think we just go and chuck the motherfucker
Yeah, we're gonna get in the fucking
Okay, yeah, let me just hand you my phone
In the fucking phone right now, fuckers
Yeah, you fucked up, motherfucker
You fucked up
BAM, whatever it is you did
Get the fuck in that car, shut that trunk
Yeah
All right, roll stab city wherever, gentlemen
Yes, that's what we're gonna do the deed
All right, cool, motherfucker
This guy's gonna figure it out, all right
Yes, now listen
Could you watch the show right here? Can you hear me, motherfucker?
You might make it out alive.
Yes.
Is this what it feels like to our- Is this what it feels like to our baby?
How did you say when we U-verse called me?
This is going to be my reckoning the end of my life.
That's great.
Is that what you said?
I did.
Yes, do you the fuck you're talking to?
I do.
The butcher.
You're the goon today.
You're the goon today.
I-I love that.
Yes, that's right.
And Mike motherfucking jellies.
We don't fuck around on these streets.
Yeah.
I didn't know that
you're not your own up and mob and in or what
hopping up in the car when I'm in the prison
yeah I don't know what's going on but I'm fucking with the dog
go to the back right I'm here for this
yes you are
yes you are
behind it it's called these closed doors
let's kill this guy
we're not killing him, we're doing a little test
I have voice, don't get ready
I'm this fucking trunk
Larry!
right
on your knees
I got a couple things to say to you and they want to get the fucking business
you understand me?
right yeah you fucked up I think you seem ill-informed
oh yes ill-informed
oh listen what information do you have on me huh how'd you get my I have a couple
of eyewitnesses a couple of uh-uh I'll say no I like more fuckers to be
witness and shit okay yeah I get it okay this motherfucker yeah I'm with you
now he did fuck up I don't like motherfuckers who witness shit hell no
little rats okay I'm gonna give you a little drug in your neck and you're gonna
forget me and my name you understand any information you have oh and I am an
admin you have to do this is only and only one one you gonna stand me fucker
yeah bitch yes yes I guess and I am an athlete yes yes let me call me show
respect hidden with the needle yeah get on the wall motherfucker oh which wall
that wall that wall by the only wall dumbass there's one over there actually
I just look at me. Hi, everyone back up that isn't this guy.
Hi, this is my new serum.
It's like I was watching Batman
with Jack Nicholson and he, that motherfucker
Joker, had some crazy, exactly, he had some crazy knockout gas
so I was like, damn I should try to make something like that myself so you
know what I'm saying, I was in the lab all Monday and Tuesday
cooking shit, so we gonna see if this work, okay?
Alright, you ready?
It's gonna work, it's gonna work.
Oh I'm ready.
I hope you hear it.
Oh it works.
Whoa, whoa.
Very tired.
Hahaha.
What are you seeing, friend?
What are you seeing?
Holy shit, Mathers, you're a madman!
Jesus.
Wow, is that God?
Yes.
wait this is now an OP weapon to you now your phones on the ground holy shit
it's now an OP weapon actually whoa yeah like that since my city hello what's
my name friend what's my name go ahead and tell me my name go ahead oh yeah
true matters we met no we haven't hey tell you what I know your name I have
just because we just met hope he won't be nobsom that knocks them up but gives them
armor so but you know what I mean it's a bit of a pass out in your yard or
something yes you were born and raised here and surprising you found that nice
was this from a lol standpoint forced intoxication I don't fucking know it's
bad whatever it is feels really good okay I'm gonna get sell I'm sorry
just feel we were taking the I can't wait to chase out with the syringe
All right, John, hey, you be safe. All right. Oh, yeah, always always am
Thank you for the pickup though
You're way too smooth with what happens.
Hey, yeah, no problem, and if you want more of that shit, go to form on the south side, yo.
No, I think I should, I think I should call that off. I haven't taken something since my city.
Hey, whatever dog, if you ever want a motherfucking, you know, revisit Vice City beaches in your mind, dog, just shoot some of that shit up, yo.
Oh, I'm saying?
That's a good, that's a good shout.
Yeah, thank you.
Appreciate that.
Have a good day friend. Have a good day.
Oh, you too. Use well.
The best. The best.
Bye.
Bye, cool. Yeah, that works.
Bye, yeah.
Start signing it. If you got a couple, I could get for me.
I could easily do some more research at the L.I.T. of course.
I mean, is there any benefits of this stuff?
Is it the same thing you gave me?
I don't know. You want to find out?
Can we fight each other and see if there's anything that's going on?
Yeah, let's take this down the block.
This time the block this guy's still here the sink
Hey, I know a place we can go that's safe. Yeah, let's go there. I
Mean to think about it it could make you maybe not feel pain. I did a fight forever. You got a nice
Yeah, I got a nice layer your tips in the cooler box for coming out appreciate that
the sky's locked in
Shit, your brother mean yes, I
$46 that's good. I got more I got I got more later. It was when I get on the science
We gotta test this drug
We'll see who wins
I mean, I'm a professional knife. I don't try me
You gotta
I got a little bit of a headache type of situation.
My health is a little, you got a penis or no?
Fuck, I don't need a penis, I'm a survivor.
Oh perfect, well who am I now fighting?
Hi, you ready?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Alright, someone counted down, yeah, back up, back up.
Hold on, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna start yet.
I'm gonna say go but my question is I got a knife you got that yeah, that's how I was gonna go and yeah
And we go see what wins knife versus drug. I got you now. This is a fair fight, but I'm fucking crazy
Nothing crazy dog. No no tackling
Tackle this is a friendly fight
Hey Larry kind of down please
Yep
Yep, oh, yes three two one go
I got to let it suck. Yeah. Okay. Hold on. Hey, I'm like, I'm not going to lie. Now you can just.
Okay. Okay. There are no medical benefits of taking this drug. Got it. Hold on. Let them come back.
I
He's having a seizure. Oh shit
You feel better
It's a rogue build!
Poison Dammit!
We should've chopped his fucking legs off!
Goddamn!
Ow! My whip! Chill!
Sorry, sorry, let me put that back in the trunk, sorry.
Alright, you can close it, close it.
My bad, my bad. We should've fucking just cut his goddamn legs off.
Hey, that neither works, right?
Yeah, fucking, that sure works.
Alright, he didn't send you a number, by the way.
sent you mine so i don't know if you want to
oh yeah let me do that dawg
it's mic deplor
mic deplor
gotcha gotcha
i got a mic looking
look into some shit
help ghost car
i want to see what this motherfucker salve
and saying at the motherfucking
you know what i'm saying
hold on bugging my number to everyone in the car
yeah these are cool people
people there's my guy yeah yeah who's here man yeah good people you didn't
come so that motherfucker witness some shit apparently he fucking knows me
I'm just gonna read me out you want to do some fucking interview it's like a
fucking journalist to me news weasel I don't fucking know but I don't play
that shit I don't like the fucking news oh shit hold on speaking of the
news does this ever happen to you it's nighttime in your watch or your
I don't know this gentleman, but he doesn't remember me so proud of the soul
Wayne thunder is corrupt
You some first some research my friend I'll tell you you ain't gonna get him for 46 bucks
Yeah, I'm just going for on the street Joe
I mean, what is it the cake? Yeah, I sold two for I don't know
Don under bucks yesterday. God damn. I mean for science with the benefits of this question
You don't know I mean, I feel like I could take a bullet-type shit. So, you know, I can take
All right, I'm about to come through
I
First I got some business
No shit man, I woke up in a cold hot tub in the backyard of some house in beer park
I'm over and see you called me
Glad you subbed up for that for instant pretty fun. Yes
Yeah, I think I had a good time last night
I
You know stuck them back to you. It's all about that blackout face. Is that motherfucker Sal in there?
He is this year last a long time
How long is it fixed
Is that motherfucker Sal in here? No, I think he relapsed for real
Yeah, hi. Well, hey, we're yeah, someone stabbed him in the chest with the needle of that crocodile
Good, where the fuck is it? Hey, what is number?
Give me his number now, I just tried to call him he wasn't
the way. Yeah, let me get closer to you. I'll send it to you. Yeah, good. Oh, hi, can
I help you? What are you looking for? Huh? What are you looking for him for? I know about
to fucking find out
you didn't get his number
oh
im gonna do this to him
oh my god oh my god oh my god
don't start no shit i'll stay about you fucks
up against the fryer
yeah buckle up i just ejected you with some shit
up against the fryer
oh my god
i set the fryer
yeah
well give me his number now
number now fryer
Hey!
That was awesome.
You don't fuck around.
I'm gonna stab a cop.
There you go.
You talking to me?
Give me his number, motherfucker.
Um...
It is. His name is Salomon.
You okay, Oliver?
That's a Gene Steele.
She will.
Oh, I got his number already.
Oh.
Sorry about the stab.
We got the number.
Forget about it.
She will.
Shortly.
But, uh...
Yeah, okay.
Can I have a wonderful day today? Let me just tell you that.
Wonderful.
I'm off focus. See you later.
You might want to put her on a pillow so she won't...
Hey, don't forget!
Don't you forget that!
Yeah...
I don't know where Larry went, but he said call if I need him. We're good.
I can split.
Probably don't want to be involved with this shit.
So you had the number already and we're just...
This was intimidation. That's what that was. Yeah, exactly dog. Fuck. I where can I drop y'all off at?
See take me to
Where do you want to go fuck it? We are in my adventure today. We're fucking my job stuff
What do you want? We want to I gotta go I gotta do some business. So I gotta drop y'all off
Hey, you do we got to do the taxi service? Yep. Yeah, if you need anything call me. Hi butcher. I got you
Yeah, I got to go sell drugs that's my main source of income on the likes
I'm good right now motherfuckers, but I'll hit you up
All right, let me know I mean I don't if y'all want to help me the best thing you could do is a kidnap people and
Deliver them to me so that I can get them addicted
Listen that sounds like a great idea. Let's do that. Yeah, I'll give you $500 a person
Yeah, you know for real. All right. All right. We know we're doing today
Taxi rides are gonna be free today. Let me tell you have you ever seen bone collector? Uh-huh what that is?
up that trailer when you get to your apartment.
The bone collector?
All right, I'll do that.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
I've seen bones with Snoop Dogg where he's a ghost.
Yeah, yeah.
Different kind of story.
All right, but that shit's hard.
We'll bring him through.
Are you in the south side?
Yeah, I'll just be, oh fuck, I'll just be everywhere.
All right, well, I'll call you when we get people.
We'll do that.
Hey, you got a guy.
All right, cool.
It feels good.
It is.
It is.
I'm gonna hit over there.
Do you know anything about growing supplies, bucketing the water, and the fertilizing stuff
for doing marijuana?
Where I can get all that stuff?
No, not really, dawg.
Get that shit.
Get that shit, girl, compared to what we're slanging now.
Fuck that.
All right, Mike.
Take it easy for you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Want to go back to OG like one
I
Yes, sir
Yes, sir
What a positive song the song is trying everything okay
Freeze such a nice feature
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Here we go, Pranker!
Who's gonna suck the dick?
Cine-lipples, right?
Cine-lipis.
Cine-lipis?
Cine-nipples.
Thank you so much for the 10 Gifted Zogs!
Holy fuck!
Holy shit, Ted gifted, thank you man, appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks for supporting such amazing content as starting a drug epidemic in my server.
Great stuff that we're doing here
torso
Under shirt
Under body armor, maybe tops, right?
All the hoodies kind of hard hold up
Fuck you cut the pan the ass
He loves to fuck people over as much as humanly possible I do it's true
Wait hat bandana
Squirrel necromancer, thank you so much for the five gifted subs appreciate that man
Holy shit hold up damn
Okay, hold up
Yeah, okay, hold up
New drip
What fuck is this I need medicine
I
Yeah, what's going on, baby was good motherfucker you call me. Yeah, I just uh
Hi, where you is I'm on a black. Hi cool. I'm gonna come through
I gotta go to burger shop and then form and then I'm gonna come through
You said what
You can be talking when you get down here, you know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, that sounds good, yo.
Great it is.
I mean, okay, I mean.
All right.
Oh, this is great.
Skrullduckermanthr, thanks for the five.
Preach.
Don't move.
You need an amazing job with the server.
It's only gonna get better too.
Late night, pentadepstream, I'm gonna run up the house or obereys.
man there's are you still in my chat
all right I'm all is that one that I made in yet or yeah thanks all he's
about to get flyer yeah yeah because we can just we can just put those in I
I just picked this truck up myself, you know
Yeah, hey that bitch kind of hard
Yeah, but it could run over a couple people, you know something
Like we don't need to do it all at once. I'm saying we could just add them as they're done
Yeah, here we go motherfucker here we go
Check out
Yep, there it is. I'm off. I'm gonna go sell drugs. That's fine
Spaceboy was absolutely gushing late last night streamed for 10 hours so jacked about the server on a funny rp even late at night
It you know and it's crazy to me that we're only getting started
It's only just be gone
So happy and proud of you
Nah, I love it too, I'm hooked man.
I'm doing 10 hours every day this week, except for, what's Valentine's Day Saturday?
I won't be here for that.
I'm gonna do 8 hours of RP and then I'm gonna do fucking Dev Streams.
Dev Penta maker of uh...
Nah, this is how I would park.
So yeah maker of golem
Hey, what's good
You know welcome to burger shot up welcome to burger shut up and I'll shot us hey, I love that movie dog
Yeah, let me get a let me get three combo
All right, that'll be 225. All right, cool
Perfect, you know, I'm still
Yeah, you're good I love this service so good
Pfft!
Ahem.
Where you going?
Where you going, King Crock?
Ah, it's a cute dog.
Yeah.
He cute as hell.
He cute as hell.
Huh?
What do you mean-
No, he's a pure Rottweiler.
Fuckin'-
How the fuck can a dog be made out of bread?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what's up.
Why'd he say handsome dog?
His legs are perfectly straight and symmetrical.
That means he has good genetics.
Yup.
What the fuck?
You trying to fuck my dog
No, no, are you talking about like this?
Hey, you got any pets of your own
You got it you got a dog. I'm trying to put mine against someone's yo get him some experience
Hey, don't talk to you dog
No, you got a dog I
I don't have a dog. I used to have a dog. He was a healer, but nope. Not right now a healer monies DPS
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, I got you. Yeah for sure dog. Yeah, yeah, that's not my not my role really
Everything in there yep, hi cool yo appreciate that
KJ
Yup
Thank you
Hey
Fuck you very much dog
I ain't paying for shit
Eat my ass
Fuck that
Don't come back
Why? I will come back
I'm going to come back
My window!
I am gonna inject her hold up fuck that try to punk my ass out
Oh
Shit, hey, what's good? Come here?
Hey, you got it on you
Go on me you got a gun on you
No, no, no. All right. You want hey you want a job real quick? Oh
No, I'm good. I'm just starving bro. I just need some money. Hey, I'll give you a burger bitch
If you just fucking know I'm saying help me out. Oh
Oh, no, good. I'm on the clock, bro. What you on the clock doing? What?
posty
posty
Yeah, go pull. I'm good. Get on there with your lame ass. Oh, sorry, bro. Yeah, whatever
Hey, but I like you don't come into the burger shop, okay
Fuck that hands up. Don't fucking move
Hey, you want to pull a gun on me and G check me, huh?
Hey, prepare to see God motherfucker
Yeah, Bondo, it's fucking sick too.
They, uh, Mathers added a few things to, um, to Croc.
The locals shoot it up now and they like fentlene around you and shit it's awesome when you're
like when you're selling it.
And you can eject other people now making it one of the best weapons in the game.
One guy thanks for the raid man appreciate that mods if we can get a shout out for
one guy.
Everyone please follow one guy he's been doing some dev streams.
One guy is very very talented and if any of you guys are fucking nerds that know
anything about that shit I'm sure that you'll enjoy watching him work and
begging him to fix things in the server
yep get a shout out there everyone hit that follow button
thank you so much hope the stream was good what was he up to chat free
Josie who the fuck is Josie he was
making porn oh fantastic and I'm not
paying for sure
yep yam madder's also a dev streaming as
you guys know we need a shout out for
him yeah we're coming it was good
motherfucka we need a we need a shout out for yaman ox who also I guess the
yaman ox is updates to the admin panel oh boring shit but needed
Shout out to all these people shout out to Yamanox shout out to one guy
shout out to Mathers shout out to Jesus Christ himself
I'm gonna have to make a run to that.
No stop till drug trafficking let's go.
Oh shit what up you.
That's good motherfucker.
Dude I, the first cop that pulls me over I'm stabbing him up.
I am stabbing a cop with this shit and I'm fucking dippin.
Do spellers still pop up a jet? Been a while since I've been around. There's no- I'm clicking
your name. I can't see it, why not?
Can- uh, mods, could you see his last chat? There's no fucking way. See the last time
me talk there's no way it's been that long I refuse to believe it okay so he
was just talking three days ago it's been a while man I've been deployed you
were just here three days ago
Where's Selvic at? How come he hasn't been getting drunk and already having people as
a cop on the server? I feel like the server really needs that right now. We need Selvic
Quick to get obliterated and start RGMing people as a cop.
Damn!
That could be true, I don't know.
What's up motherfuckers, I'm Mike Block, hood up, hey?
You know what I'm saying, I just wanted to post the fit for today.
Type shit.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
motherfucking fit match the rims you know I'm saying got this motherfucker
cause motherfucker crown Vic sitting on 45s
donked out you know I'm saying I got King Crock with me
hey I'm trying to get into some shit if anyone want to put their motherfucking
pit against mine you know what I mean I'm with a dog
let me know yo trying to get this motherfucker some some experience type
shit you know I'm saying
but hey I'm just out here I'm just out here you know I'm saying
I want to do a little bit of motherfucking inspirational message type shit
Hey, if you motherfucking down and out and like you should you feel like shit ain't flowing like how it's supposed to dog
I know this sound like an ad for laxatives and ain't no I'm just saying every motherfucker in this world
Got an opportunity to make some out of themselves this America dog
You know I'm saying pick up some drugs motherfucker cuz they're that shit recession proof
Always a market for there ain't no excuse to be broke
you know I'm saying hurry motherfucker if they ain't addicted to drugs yet they
will be use our salesman that shit you know I'm saying some like sales ship
it's type shit dog so anyways I'm just saying hey get your broke ass off the
couch sell some drugs you can get like me cops don't investigate anything dog
it's so fucking easy dog just get some drugs go to Beijing import some fat
The cops really don't investigate anything dog. I so hey, I'm just saying you know what I'm saying. Hi
Yeah
Was good
I'm about to come through I was doing about to do scroll then come through
I mean, hurry up, bro. I got to talk to you real quick, you know what I'm saying?
Hi, cool. Yo, yeah, sounds good to do.
Hey.
Quick doom scroll.
Real dealer RP.
I am a doctor.
Check up.
Okay, check up.
Right this way.
Shake that thing.
I am a doctor.
Are you checking to selfie of me?
Yo, what up, Mike?
Hey, let's do it, y'all!
Shit, something.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, hold up. Okay. I like the whip. That's nice. Yeah, you know, I have to make that money.
I'm saying, hey, how that shit going? Going good, going good, but I should deteriorate
hella fast though. I can't lie. Hey, because it's like chemically unstable and shit. Yeah,
that makes sense. Figure out a fucking recipe to make the
effort fucking last a little longer. Y'all say y'all slaying it to the locals today.
Yeah
Yep, yeah
Yeah, for real
Hey, all right, you need to real
Maybe maybe in a little bit, can I call you back in a little bit? How you know how you ain't need a real
Well, we lost our van for two days and then it came back to us. Oh
Yeah, I told they got towed
And then it came back so now we're fun now. We're kind of scrambling to sell this shit now cuz you know
Yeah, damn, I
Yeah, so I'll call you in a minute though. All right, let me know I'm gonna be posted here for a second. I'm like hey motherfucker come here
Hey, should we tell him about that other shit? Yeah, come here or not
the shit
Hey, what's good what you doing in the hood bitch?
You know chicken kidding delivering for real you want some drugs?
my living
No, what kind I got a man. I got a K on deck
What the fuck is gay well fucker at that croc
Oh, yeah, I got that crocodile deck motherfucker
Yeah, okay, how much shit first it's free yo
All right, right
Yeah here
You're more fuckin take a shit
I
Taken it thank you motherfucking
No both pay attention dog
Yeah, yeah, you got to do that shit in front of me though dog
All right, let me yeah
Hi cool right on the corner
Yeah, there you go.
Do that shit.
Yeah, there you go, motherfucker.
Yeah!
There you go, bitch.
I'm going to check my face.
Yeah, you're good?
Yeah, you like that show huh? Yeah, what's good echo?
Hey here take my number in case you want more I
Define definitely one more dog. Yeah, take my number dog here
That's mine. That's King Crock. Oh
Let me keep my
so you know when when I when I reach back
I'm all fucker go finish your job so you
can more fucking have money to buy my
drugs
I'll be seeing you hi drive safe what's
good
How much they told me you were up here?
So I forgot to come see you.
Yeah, yeah, hey, I'm ch-
Oh, shit, hey, come on.
So what's new, yo?
Uh, if you want to-
Here, let me park my car.
You want to maybe get the cell phones?
No, just fucking leave it there, dog.
It's cool.
Ain't no gonna happen to it.
Sure, whatever.
I think we're out.
Hey, he'll stay there.
He's a good boy.
Sure.
Dave you got a hoodie MS?
No, yeah, I don't.
The bottle doctor, bottle doctor.
What's up, balladoc?
What's happening?
That's pretty cool, what y'all doing?
Yeah, I'll get the bath water. I don't see the bath water, baby.
Yeah, get the bath water.
I don't see it, baby.
I'll get the bath water.
I'll get the bath water.
Come on down, come on down.
Animal appreciation.
Come on down, whatever you need.
You got three minutes to get here. I'm gonna sit you fucking through God damn. All right
Damn, you're in a tight ship. You're like that
Yeah, dude, I do run tight ship running
I
Stop calling me and get down to the black mother fucker
Hey, we got me you four minutes in where you at
I can if you coach me you got four minutes down on
I'll make that thing quack mother fucker when you get down here
One minute 30 seconds tonight here. I'm killing you
you know, because you're a little bit tight right now, you know, okay. I can hook you up.
You want to do this in front of them?
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah, it'd be good.
You think they might suspect something or not?
They're talking about intervention and shit, but
I meet them all turn around and not look at me when I was shooting up, so I don't think you see anything.
Yeah, I can hook you up, though.
Yeah, what did you have for me?
That was the...
That work?
Oh, yeah, it's real good. It's real good. Yeah. Yeah, it's real good right there. Yeah, we gotta go shoot the cops.
We gotta have a meeting real quick about that.
I don't think you, hey, you should just stab them with that shit.
Yeah. Maybe.
I'll be real. I'll stop.
Yeah, baby. Got a lesson. You know what I'm saying?
The second one trying to fool me over today, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What's going on, Jerry? What's going on, baby? It's alright.
all right you go come here
he's right here
he's right here
he's right here
yeah but you know what I'm saying
that's it though
everything cool down here
yeah yeah nah we're chillin
we're good you know
just gotta shoot the cops
hey get that crack here off the block
right there
right there at the good post of it
get that crack here off the fucking block
Yeah, for real, dog boy, I'm gonna take a piss right here behind this car. Don't look all right
Mike this is my personal security guy. This is
The fuck up big as hell
Hey Mike block trap legend Mike the plug
We're doing that shit
Damn you go fuck as high up yo
I'm not supposed to be looking at me.
Get him, BBC.
Get him out of me.
I want the supply.
Get him out of me.
Get out.
Get him out of me.
Having a bodyguard, because you're a drug addict
and your gang wants to give you an intervention is great RP.
We got to make money.
How else are we getting shorties?
Y'all ain't making money down here.
It looks like you're getting high on it.
Yeah, I'm not making money.
I'm making money.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to get dressed.
Yeah, I'm not making money.
You can't know that BBC, baby, any time it's about huggers.
It's about the drugs.
It's about the sweetest man in the world.
What's your name?
Wires.
Damn, no, first time I've heard of him.
He's got to be thorough.
Yeah, he's stumbling all about here.
What the fuck are you doing, Licks?
Drunk drug.
You guys smoke.
Yeah, he's got any drugs on him.
Hey, put me down, BBC, let me talk to him.
Let me talk to him real quick.
Put your hands up.
My hands are up.
You got him.
Take a little peek in here, okay, it doesn't have anything like he just have a knife and $2 in
Yeah, I'll be the one to look at this shit ferro guy damn it
Let me search the car maybe have a wires around here
You fucking late mother fucker that's what's going on
Is he good fucking late right now?
All right, I'm gonna go find some base heads to run up into a house for me
Hey
Let him know
No, I don't like that shit either. I will shit a I'm gonna get out of here then cuz it sounds like it's about to get real active
We're all the cops they're all playing criminals cuz we made top we they're all playing criminals cuz we made it too fun
I
Can crack that ass
Just telling hood stories
for real yeah getting the youngins indoctrinated into lifestyle hold on
who this this is a new motherfucker yeah she's we call it spray grab we found
it was stumbling around in the hood well she's amazing
no we keep we keep all motherfuckers clean man she don't look clean dog well she just don't
really sleep also Terry is a Terry shot up yeah yeah yeah he came clean with that
yeah he loves it like a right he loved it yeah he loved it he did he did he loves
it so much yeah he but he ended up buying some off of David afterwards and
shooting up again that's why I had to have Sirrexa punish him damn Sirrexa
punished him yeah he said Sirrexa reads his reach her stories so I made Sirrexa
Read a story to him and I made him sit there and listen and I said every time he does crock
I'm a fonterexa and make her read him a story for real
Damn, I yeah, I got a motherfucking font some base sets and I'm all I got a motherfucking
Ide I robbed off a motherfucker. So I'm gonna go run up in their crib. I think
Yeah, I'm gonna get some crackheads to do it for me though and just sit in the car
That's we're harrying them stay at all right. Yeah, we'll go find some
All right, I'm gonna be around though. I'm probably just gonna post up on the fucking south side today
Yeah
Is no one just corner selling I think the locals aren't spawning over there, which happens sometimes
It's like the time of day, you know
just how it goes
did echo disappear I don't know people keep spamming that I left her on grove
but I don't want to metagame that so I'm just gonna I guess ignore that I did
that
just wait till she calls me
She was gone yeah, I think I don't know what happened
I need some crackheads where are crackheads at?
I feel like banners starting to fill out.
Like I've seen people there.
It feels like the crackheads
are kind of just everywhere.
Bridge.
I didn't see any, I think they're more kind of EU.
Co-postle, nice.
Look at this, man, the shit's coming together, huh, chat?
The server's really coming together.
Life.
Wow.
Why'd you just ban that guy?
He has a dream to get to a hundred fuckin' followers.
And you ban that?
That's his dream, dude.
Oh
Did I ruin burger shot RP?
My dog
Hey, what's good?
Where's that woman that I shot up?
Oh for real what happened for real you want to trade food for crock
all right I'll give you a hit for a combo
all right cool hey I'm gonna go piss in
your toilet I'm gonna remove some piss
from my dick and put it in your toilet
fast food RP the server is great this
awesome I love it man I'm I get so
I'm so excited to log on every day, this shit is fucking dope.
I hope they're going up to Polito to cook crock.
Is it that hard?
Like it should be difficult.
I hope it's not like impossible. You know what I mean? I don't think it is. Yeah
Cool yo
Hold up
It's giga hard
Yeah, but it makes a lot and it's not a lot to make but you know the whole point is like
All right one more time
Currently it's too hard I
Think is that based off one stream though?
All right, cool, and here you go because I think moon in them they were
Yeah, the whole point is that give it more time. Yeah, I'm definitely I'm definitely gonna let it play out
Yeah, here you go you like this shit
Yeah, it's cool. Yeah do that shit
Let it cook for a week
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna go
What's your ball fucking? What's up, bro?
I said it like it was a question
I think that like if people want to go across the border and like try to do it themselves completely
They can totally try
But I think that people would have a little more success of like working with the police. You know what I mean?
He's kind of that's kind of how I imagined it
You know and getting like some sort of trade deal going I think they'd have more success like that
But I, but I, but I, you know, if, if people figure out like just a good way to smuggle
themselves in there and make it themselves, by all means, you know what I mean?
It's, it's however people want to do it.
I don't think there's any right or wrong way to do it.
Do they have a way to communicate other than crossing?
Do they have a way to communicate
other than crossing with the police?
What do you mean communicate with them?
I don't know, smuggle them in a phone,
you know what I mean?
There's avenues, right?
It's just, I think that it's just gonna take time
to like build those connections, you know what I mean?
Like, you know, like, like R.P.
R.P. Let me go up to plan B. I feel like that's where all the fucking crackheads are.
R.P. and GTA 5?
I know.
Wilson hustling burners and Polito just give a time I'm surprised there isn't
like a gun guy in Polito yet you know what I mean hey what's good hey hey you
will you want drug-fiend huh yeah hi hey you want some work yeah hey what's up
where'd you go hey I had to take care of something I'm at the south garage if
you want to pick me up hey uh come to the motherfucking banner the banner all
Yeah, you want a job motherfucker? Yeah, I got a couple hits for you if you do this job. Oh
Fuck yeah, dog. Yeah, what you need here? Give me I got your number. Yeah, just just sit here. We're here, right?
All right, I'm sure all right
That better not be my car
Yeah, come here, dog
Yeah, some guy crashing your car
oh my gosh yo who did this shit damn what the hell that ain't gonna buff off
uh who fucking did this dog I'm sorry that was me what the fuck yo oh my god
oh my god oh yeah now you fucked motherfucker get in the truck bitch
get in the fucking truck yo get in the trunk motherfucker oh god you actually
just you just fucked up motherfucker I I got oh god hey keep it on my way all right
cool cool cool yeah you fucked motherfucker that's what we gonna do
You bitch.
I don't want to, I'm sorry.
Alright banners, banners poppin.
Southside is poppin, holy shit.
7-0-3.
Where'd Echo go?
She just called me.
I know that you just tabbed back in.
She just called me.
Hey, Penta, what happened to Echo?
I'm fucking seeing some Echoes in my goddamned chat.
What's all you got, goddamned?
Thank you.
Hey, Penta, what happened to my sandwich?
Did you eat it, perhaps?
Chat, we're very close to 10K subs.
Quick shout out to the top Oilers of the week so far
Vengeful wrong dongle and collate. Thank you so much collapse one of those
Appreciate that. Thank you guys so much for supporting me and everything
That's good. What's good motherfucker? Oh my fucking damn
Oh
Inject you with this shit motherfucker. Oh shit you I bet you won't I bet you won't
Imagine you get into a fight and they pull out a needle and say I will inject you with this
That's fucking terrifying
I will inject you with this!
What's going on?
Hey, what's good?
It's going good, I don't know.
Yeah, what's good, motherfucker? You feel me?
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
What are you saying?
No.
No.
I'm not sure.
Band perma style.
P.M. P.S. Permastyle.
Kermodo? Where the fuck is Kermodo? I thought Kermodo was going to put it on the screen.
play here man is there like I think
somebody took your car for real what
where to go oh I was just here we'll
keep taking my whip is he still in the
trunk it might not be what happened to
it I think he got hit out of the
trunk and shit you know I'm saying
What's
I told you to watch my car. I was watching it run and I blinked a little oh shit
No, I will fuck it. Just get in
Hey, bro, can you take me about a spittle real quick?
Just like a quick two-second dirt. We don't got time. Let's wait
All right, fuck it. I even need a doctor. I
Think the polido changes might have fucked the server up. Yo, bro
your rooms is a hard as hell bro she looks good on don't it damn it like a
piece of bruh
get in
that should have been good as hell
I'm gonna sit up front because I'm using up my driver
I think Echo is here too
yeah that's what I'm saying I don't know where the fuck she is
there she is
I
Get in dog
Was good you got that's worth the most show
I have really need the stop message. Oh
Something for him. I sold him one and I didn't have any to actually
Yeah
You left me
Why they call you calling the gangsta
You addicted to this shit
You got echo zumber
Oh fuck it take mine here. Just let me know if you need more
Crack at RP
All right, there you go motherfucking
Okay, all right, I gotta go
That's the truck motherfucking
Yeah, come on drunk bitch. I slipped out
Just put it in the car fuck it. Come on. Just get in the car
Sorry
I'm not I don't I don't remember anything
Oh no! Anyways.
Yeah, fuck you John, you pissed me off, piece of shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm actually in a fucking car, what do you mean not?
Yeah, what'd you fuck my car of?
I didn't do it on purpose, I'm sorry!
How you, how you hit a car not on purpose?
I'm trying to remember if I knew what a drive was not.
What do you mean you forgot to drive and hit my car?
I just woke up from a coma, I didn't, I don't remember anything.
You're about to go back in that coma, motherfucker.
Please, no!
Fuck you John, piece of shit.
Oh, please
I have absolutely nothing
It's good, I got it from her
Shit, let's go talk yo that shit cost me eight dollars
I don't have any money. Yeah, it's too late for that. I got I got two plastic bags. No, it's too late for that
No, I'm sorry, John.
You won't pay for this shit another way.
What does that mean?
That means you won't find out, bro.
Alright, gather round everyone.
We go ahead and look.
Are they gonna hit a leg?
Yup.
What does that mean?
That means I was motherfucking killing someone and an ID fell out of their pocket, and now
we gonna go run up in their crib.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
We really gonna do that, John, and you gonna motherfucking do that shit too, since you hit
my fucking car, that's how you gonna pay for it, bitch.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, come on.
Yeah, John.
Goofy ass motherfuckers.
Oh, alright.
John?
John?
Yeah, yes.
Yes, I don't know what that's what my name was a symbol here. This is your payment for helping me
Put in the glove box about to yeah, there you go
Damn brah I'm shoot this shit up as soon as I can yeah
I might even do it in that person's house. Yo
do it on their family couch hey John you ever ran up in a crib before I don't I
don't know what you mean I don't remember anything I just woke up
the coma they had the fingerprint me that's only my name not to find out
motherfucka maybe you a natural or some shit type shit I know he's that last
Who's last name is? I have a gun.
Yeah.
Alright, Matt Malfucka, we're about to see if you love breaking into houses and shit.
Oh, okay.
This is actually good for me to see which layouts need more, too.
This was hell, bro. It liked your house, but it ain't.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there we go.
Alright, come on, John.
Okay.
Come on, Malfucka.
Come here bitch
Here throw a phone in that window I don't have a phone. I don't have anything this motherfucker don't got shit. I don't
Man use his head bro use his head wait what it throw him
Yeah, make yeah throw yourself against that window
Like the Kool-Aid God
I
Can it didn't work for real for real this is good to know
Come here
It's probably because he
Come here John
I
Hold up. I'm coming out back up
Back up John
Back up
All right, yeah, we need to fix the collision and shit to him like the like the sound you can't hear shit
Windows are client side. No, I think it's just cuz
This is good to do
This is good to know I still under a furniture. Yo
I'm not fucking going crazy by the window with a knife
It's no fuck it man you need a lot
Here motherfucker. I don't know why it's not broken for me here. Oh
Yeah, hey come here. Oh, hey chill the fuck out dog. Hey, there you go shoot the motherfucking glass out
Okay, thank you. There you go. Just shoot that shit out
Hey, there you go
Give me my gun back
Now get the fuck in there start taking shit yo
Thing right here
Here we go
Hey, that had 14 bucks in it.
Hey, does anyone got a motherfucking lockpick?
Yeah.
Let me get that shit.
I already robbed the safe.
Nah, nah, I want this gun.
Oh, alright.
Yeah, look at this, there are guns in this case, I think.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know what's right for him.
I don't know if I do.
I'll grab this table, I don't see anything.
I'll grab this table and bring it back.
I'm still in this gun.
Sometimes you gotta position yourself around the couch to be able to grab it right.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just...
The cops are here.
They're a block away, but I just saw them.
Hi!
Let me see, let me see.
It's starting to look a little familiar, actually.
It's starting to get the hang of it.
I don't know what's going on in this house before.
Oh
Yeah, everything's everything's been oh shit John come here. What's up?
What's up? Oh everyone back up back up back up just John come here
Yes
Okay, I need you to take this
Okay, I think that pretty much it you hit this suitcase run out
The motherfucking house and stab them with that and then we go get the fuck out of here
I can stab them with it. Oh, okay. Of course you can pull it out
I'm looking so they can see
Yeah, good
They were a block away that like they turned away from here, but I did see them
Well, we didn't leave they went down that way on that street
Yeah, they they left
Okay
Yeah, okay, I got I gotta redo all this shit. Yeah, but really this just needs more. There's just nothing
It's not a lot. Okay
All right, I
Got a chat. I'm on it
More yeah, the layouts good it just needs more
Was their blood everywhere I think John's bleeding from fucking throwing himself through the window
I
Where
They don't miss out let's go dog. They are they really are
We're responsible make the floating props, but well, they're not supposed to be able to do that in the front
I guess just steal stuff. Yeah stuff on it
We're the guest of honor.
Hey, we're the guest of honor, yeah.
I got a bunch of jewelry.
I got like 600 dollars for this here.
Oh man.
Oh god.
Damn.
Hey, no, this is all we got shit to do with us.
That I cough is tweaking.
Run, bro, run.
three cars for this yeah I got a bunch of jewelry that was it
hi hi John yes sir yeah we go into the punch up you don't give me all that
jewelry okay and I'm gonna let you keep that needle okay that works I guess
yeah but that's what you get for hitting my car bitch okay I'm sorry I'm gonna do
that again I'm sorry fuck you John hey well but believe you but also fuck you
oh yeah yeah
that house felt familiar though hey maybe you lived there maybe we just took
your shit that could be I don't know I didn't seem familiar just the house
seems familiar. What's popping? Y'all up in meffs?
Hey priest, take this. You gotta try this. Alright, dang. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, okay.
Go ahead and house this and shit. Yeah, just one.
All for items. Oh goodness caution wide load. That is a very wide couch. 30 bucks 30 bucks.
What the fuck that's a. Okay, so House Robberies are garbage. I'm seeing. Okay. All right.
House Robberies are fucking trash. Okay. All right. Good. Good to know. Lightly used
food on or whatever you this place kind of looks familiar
city dollars
all right
pardon pardon pardon
excuse me
ours is gonna be
more fresh i guess this is from the first batch
none of a bitch
well whoever made this part of the bill
it's just now learning this
yeah i know it's just like i need to pay attention to every fucking system
on the goddamn server and sometimes things slip between the fucking cracks fuck
you I've had a job now guys I'll see y'all in a bit I don't really know yeah I
got a job you can do my fuck it all right do you get more with pandra I don't know
I'll ask I don't think so really good if you get the weed plant in the gun
us is all right noted you gotta also remember no one's no one says anything
about this in suggestions.
Not a big deal. Everything can always be adjusted.
It's not a big deal.
Hi, John. Where you want to shoot up, bitch?
Anywhere, I guess.
Right here, yo.
Okay.
a premium spot for shooting up. Yeah, shoot that shit up. Yeah, John. There you go.
It's going to be a little scary. Yeah, there you go. What is this? Oh, there you go.
Gah. Nice. He loves that one. He's smiling ear to ear, yo. Oh, yeah. What is this? You
like that huh
I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fly.
I'm gonna fuckin' fly for real.
Hey, he's about to fly, y'all, look around.
That, he really might, hey, I believe you actually could
if you believed in yourself, dog.
I'm gonna fly.
I think you actually could.
Yo, you did it.
I blew a little bit.
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna fly.
Hey, let's take you to a higher building, dog,
and I'm gonna get you really good.
Yeah.
Yeah, I bet you're really good!
What's doing?
I'ma get a video of this.
I bet you're actually good!
I can do this, I can fly!
I bet I can lift the core!
Yeah, I believe you can!
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
God, it's so good!
Like swimming with the aircrafts, yes!
Oh, what's that?
Is that a bird noise?
The
Hey John go to the back there's a ladder
Hey, this motherfucker's about to jump
Get out and get a video of this. Is he on fire?
No, I just gave him some drugs and now he believes it can fly dog and I bet he actually can
I just what do you mean I just give them drugs
There's a guy been stabbing people with needles
Excuse me, sir. Can I just reverse back please? I really really need to go home to
Hey, can you shut the fuck up? We're trying to watch a man fly. God damn. Yeah, I need to shave your engines
God damn this like dumbass
It's like the first time astronomers
I'm sorry to think that
Here EMS
Crazy
This guy can't be dressing in beach gear
Okay, it's only
Yeah, there you go
Hey, that's it did kind of look good for a second though, I'm not gonna lie
Oh
He landed it. He flew for like three seconds that shit did look good for a little bit
Don't worry. Don't worry. We are on it on the same. I'm gonna fuck his knees exploded dog
Yeah, he had amnesia now we got no knees. Yeah, let's just pray him off. Hopefully that does something
Thank you
Can we put his bones back in his body probably not that's for the doctors
Want to buy drugs before I leave I don't get paid
What kind of drugs
Wait do EMS do drums sometimes?
Yeah you gotta do it in front of me though dawg.
What the hell is this?
Hey, this shit?
You remember the first time you got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas and you played Super Mario
64 for a week straight?
Oh hell yeah.
is better than that motherfucker they're gonna make you feel like everything's new
and exciting all over again dog yeah you got to do it hold up yo shit yeah
there you go yeah there you go
Hey, what's good, lady streets be talking man. That's what you gave me last time
Yeah, why are you getting a bottle there? You want some more?
Fuck yeah, all right here. How much money you got? I'm gonna hook you up. I exactly a hundred dollars
That's exactly not enough dog
What are you talking about?
100 is there been like drug-flation? Yeah for real motherfuckers love this shit. Oh
Oh no, I was talking for a thousand, but I don't want some I only got a hundred bucks
This shit's so good my legs don't work. All right wait here. We're gonna get you some. I'm gonna use you
Yeah, you like that shit, huh? Oh, yeah, that's just great. I can't move my body. Yeah, you want to buy some
How much how much money you got I?
I mean they're a bank over there just give me all your money and I'll give you a ton of it
And then you can be $100 right now. That's all I got
All right, hold up
Yeah, give me that
Yeah, give me that and I got you
And here you go
Hell yeah
Hi, cool dog. That's awesome. Hey, here my number. It's Mike the blog. Get me up if you want more.
You can catch me on the corner selling drugs or in PDF buying whips. Okay, here's my number.
Dick rice. Yep. I hear you go dog. Appreciate it. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Yeah, there you go. Drive a car, too.
What up?
What are we calling it?
K.
Because it makes you feel OK, motherfucker.
Well, how much K can I get for this?
What are we talking about?
I'll give you two.
Okay.
How fast are things this was last time that that strain you give me that should go ahead
and it's it's silly dog incident incident incident should go ahead
Thank you, Mr. DePaul. I'll be around. You got my number if you need more. Of course
you gave to me. All right, cool. I should probably sell. Hey, you want to gain a free one?
I mean, I don't need to talk about it. You want to gain a free one?
I don't think it's like we can take it.
Are we going to go the wrong way?
Oh, nice. You got a fine shorty.
Hands off.
What'd you say your name was lady Jeff Jeff J. Lee yeah yeah Jeff Jeff
Oh Jeff Jeff man what the fuck do y'all motherfuckers want dog I gotta go
Hey listen to me, Jeff. Jeff, Jeff, listen quick. Yeah, I got you.
Hi. Hey, you, what the fuck is this motherfucker?
Hello sir. What's good little bitch?
What are you talking like that?
What do you mean, we mean what am I walking?
Why are you walking like a dick in your ass, bitch?
Give me a walk. Do a spin fight. Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Yeah, what you want, little bitch?
Damn, what, three cops?
What you doing with all that?
What this about, dog?
There's nothing about it.
I mean, you're just a piece of shit.
Then why are there three motherfucking cops?
I don't know.
It is attached.
I think there is four.
Muff-fucka!
Anything better?
I'll be real with you.
I will leave this traffic stop,
because this shit is not making me feel like I'm not
going to go to prison.
No, you're not.
I just want to let the registration go.
How the fuck did they get it?
Yeah, brah!
I'm off for to fucking leave, yo!
Fuck that!
What the fuck, sir?
Come on, sir.
Then how the fuck are finna be three cops?
For a traffic stop?
Nah, motherfucker.
Oh my god, they're in so much danger.
Mike Block, don't play that shit, little bitch.
All right?
Oh, okay.
And you will get killed the fuck up out here playing with my ass, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Were you the one that started shooting at us?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck the only thing I've been shooting is motherfuckers with K
You know me Mike with a K now with the motherfuckin K that shit
Hey
Big drug dealer Mike block big money
Big drug deals
Straight at PDM
Everything big big rims big Tom drug dealer big interest rates at motherfucking PDM dog
Yeah, everything big bitch. I forgot that song name. That's a good ass song
That's what I'm saying motherfucker. You might if I write like the registration sir. Hey, you mind suckin my balls
Do you mind suckin my balls bitch alright sir
You want my license yes, please hi, I'm gonna give it to you
there it says Mike right there all right I'll be back with you Mike
hey this your vehicle yeah motherfucker I made this shit selling drugs all right
all right for real look at this bitch hey man I'm going straight from here to
PDM to buy another car yeah I'm trying to get two cars today motherfucker what
other car you gonna gas shit I'm what the motherfucking cavalcade bad yeah
You gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out.
That screams money.
Yup.
I put the biggest rims on that bed.
I'm saying motherfucka, I just gotta motherfucka flip some more drugs, you know what I'm saying?
Look ahead and walk in like that.
Why are you walking like a little proper dainty bitch?
Look at that.
I said you can get out of here.
Don't make me walk there.
Are you hurt?
Fuck, yes I'm fine.
Do you have my stuff in the vehicle please?
Yeah I do.
all right this is a lot of work you please step out please you want me to
step out yes please I appreciate I'm a fuck I'll get out
let's try thank you it's gonna go I'm sorry oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god
oh my god
Oh my god, he's throwing in!
Oh my god.
Do you think he's gonna fly too?
Oh no.
White and colored car.
God!
Oh!
Can we shoot them or what do we do now?
Put your hands up!
No!
Let's dance!
Where is he?
I'm blocking a broad.
I
Keep going keep going nice block. I got you dog
I don't know why echo got out
Hands. Hands. Hands.
Oh. No.
Why don't cars fall over here?
Why don't they just muddle this lawn?
Look it out.
I'm moving. I'll pop you.
I'm gonna pop you.
Don't motherfucker please.
I'm gonna pop you.
Damn.
195.
I'm lucky.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's one of those my days
I will say I think that car needs a lot more weight
Considering you tap-to-tape I'm surprised they didn't shoot you yo beard man welcome back to the stream, buddy
They actually did shoot the fuck out of me
I was hard to shoot up the chief of police with drugs maybe he'll just get addicted now
where does the squirmy staging hands off of us
I
Don't it's I won't see any cops, but then I'll see a million
You guys stabbed the chief of police
Yeah, that's good Lord. Oh my god, I'm shooting over there. Well done. It's a shooting range idiot
I'll tell you what I'm gonna part on the position
Who was the primary on this
Put that shit down that's my box yo
I
Shit
She wanted drugs in her and if a woman want me to put some in her I will do it if they want
Now don't touch my fucking drug box. I don't disagree, sir, but you can't put a heroine
Yeah, I can she wanted and did you consent to this heroin use?
Shhh, no.
Because I really don't know where you hid those syringes.
What the fuck is it about over here and just cars not-
Well now they're fucking spotting! What the fuck?
Alright, well, you're under arrest for being a drug mule. Come with us.
A potential drug mule.
Piece of shit!
Alright, I got one in- I got one under arrest.
I haven't checked the glove box for this guy yet, though.
Oh, I'm sorry about your boyfriend who does heroin and drugs and such.
Yeah, that sounds like there's a lot of correspondence.
I don't know, I'll talk to the judge about it.
He's over there with ice now, and it's on the other side of his conscience.
Oh.
Oh, yep, come on.
Alright.
I'm just talking about you.
Alright.
Nothing of interest in here.
They drove a tow truck from the east port. Oh, well, no, that's intentional
But there's not supposed to be any corresponds in Polito because when you when you escape Polito
I want it to be like
Even passing border I want it to be an ordeal
All right, thank you.
He's so cute, long new and everything.
He's fucking Labrador.
I'm the name of the Labrador.
Everybody can't compare to him.
A&T Cartel, we can, uh, reaching the prison.
Fully intended.
Who's the chief?
Fully intended.
That's fully intentional.
It's, I wanted to feel like you're actually
running through fucking Texas.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's nothing.
What do you mean?
I said it.
Motherfucker, move off the crime scene.
Motherfuckin' bitch ass.
Keep it moving.
Who's that?
this man they all right this whole thing will be worth it if we talk is now
now addicted to K. That will make it work.
violation like a white-collar crime
all right Mike yes please
you taste the suspect when you should have shot them I definitely will write
that in the proxy that's crazy that's not who I expected DME we know we
proxy is still training wanting to play which is insane
That's not who I expected you to DM me, holy shit.
That's what I'm saying, I just wonder why we're putting the suspects in them.
Yeah, I mean my suspect's not incapacitated, I'm just keeping it right here.
Yeah, I'll just accept that right now.
Is that gentleman in red incapacitated?
That's wild. That's cool. That's fucking sick. Damn.
That'd be crazy to see her come back in the year of 2026.
Keep your hands up, please.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I go back to the car and shoot him instead of taste him so I can make up for my mistake?
No.
Oh, okay.
Alright, we got a capacitated one here.
Another one behind the car.
Oh, yeah, the car.
Man is standing.
He got shot.
There.
Wait.
Well, they both just shot.
There you go.
I got shot as well.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm doing my shooting.
Move it on, move it on.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Let's get this going.
I'm just going to get you cleaned off of here.
There you go.
Got all cleaned and saved.
That's a damn shame, am I right?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Who's that?
I've never shot it.
Very old-school R.P.
Hey
Something
Alright, if you're gonna keep like not approving of me chasing him making him stop moving. I'm gonna go to the car and shoot him
That's a good sign when all like the really
Damn y'all fucked my car up
are these bulls 90% cheap up yes yes yes they're both cops
they're both cops they're both cops yeah fuck cunt
hey how are you feeling?
they say yes I don't know you've been heard from him
they're all like yes yes yes
I feel I'm gonna hear from them all fucking dog
back now it's not the same
the parts that are all here
yeah
then my fucker's about to be fiending dog
for real for real
Yeah, I injected them all fucker
Don't wait. What you done shot? Yeah, and baton shot and back shot
Okay, I'm just gonna be cleaned off my heavy one packed. Oh
I suspect oh, it's a good. Oh wait here we go
Yeah, the chief might have AIDS
Oh, the part might sting a little.
It's just the alcohol antiseptic spray.
Oh, the chief's busy as a merman.
That's not going to happen.
There you go.
No, wait, I'm just going to pack these balloons quick.
There you go.
No, we don't stop.
And then just sit up, going to get you in the back of the van,
and we'll get you transported back down to the hospital.
Chad, what do you think the time on this
going to be well I tried dog I tried they shot at me it's all good dog
And you guys ready for transport?
Yeah, 10-4.
88, 76, the central, the...
Alright, so this car sucks for trying to get away.
We know this now, Jeff.
Now we know.
Need some weight to it
Nines to minds no
As they have care of PMX proxy name that'd be crazy if she streamed again
Little EMS guy, what's your name? That would be wild? I'm Thomas the Thomas you gotta call Relic you
I don't know what that is, you got him, he gave me a knife.
I got shot at you, look at me.
Yo, yo, yo, guys, I got shot at you, look at me.
You know, I have a question, Chas. This is what I'm thinking about this. Is, should
the hospital be considered a group limit restart or is that fucking dumb? And I'm really, I'm
kind of on the fence about that. Dumb? Okay. Here's my thought process on why it's not
Because the cops
Also get revived at the hospital so it kind of it kind of is like a reset in a bit of a way. You know what I mean
You'll call really good moments of code red. So here's why I think it's not the worst
Cuz the cops also get to respawn
Nation it either
You don't understand the question. Okay, okay, let me rephrase so you see how I'm in custody right now
Okay, and there was a group of three of us right that goes on the loose. Can she now bring
Three other people here to get back to four or does it just need to be her?
Do you see what I'm saying like does does it restart the group limit?
Yes, I'm thinking I'm thinking it
just her
It seems fair. I think it kind of seems because like I said my
A big reason why I'm thinking it should be a group limit reset is because
Again the cops get to respond, right
But a big reason why I I'm also against it is because you know the infinite wave of criminals might suck
But it might not be that bad because you know, there's not like really sweaty gangs on the server
I'm thinking it's bad is because I'm getting CGP PTSD
That's the only reason I'm thinking it's it's bad
Gambio says I feel like it's more fun if she can assemble the squad. That's my thinking too is that I should probably RP
Oh
God
Help me God. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
It hurt everywhere
Yeah, so cameo makes a really good point. Um, I think it's kind of fun when like you're
the only one that got away and you have to like scramble to get other people. That's
fun. What, what you say now? Let me try to get up. Yeah, I feel better. I can't
Oh, okay now I can
Now I can see I had my eyes closed
What up bitch
What up dog
Man, I don't know how do I get shot there when all I did was inject a cop with foreign drugs
How the fuck is that a shooting?
that's all I fucking did all right I don't fucking understand how the fuck
you get shot for that you see my fucking hands were up you step the chief of
police okay most people got to pay for that shit I gave it to him for free
just let you know the right I shot you for one of my you know how is that a
fucking shooting all I heard is he stabbed the chief of police 78s
Let's yeah, but y'all made it sound like it was with a knife when it was with a fucking syringe full of drugs
I mean, I can't I don't see what what you think that's different sir. I mean, it's like
It's I'm giving him shit for free. I normally sell that shit for $500. That's how I bought all my assets and that's drug money, bitch
drug money bitch
shy
All right, damn. How many we started outside?
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30. You still have the cheap place. I'm hoping that needle is clean. Use clean needles, right?
Yeah, motherfucking, I just washed it in the front motherfucking porta-potty.
That is not...
That shit clean.
At least so he's so dead. You probably killed him.
Where's he at right now?
I don't know.
See? So he's fine, I bet.
He's probably dead, sir.
Or at least like syphilis or something with STD.
Hey, stack my money up.
Don't got enough.
Need a car payment.
And you know I'll bluff on paying that shit because I hit the lake sell 500 crock a day
Make a lake. Hey, cuz you know I make that money
Once I make the money to PDM
Street to PDM to get a car
I gave this this cop some crock earlier. You might inside cop. Yo, hey
We go start the new program on the south side croc for cop or cop croc. Yeah, cock for what the fuck croc for cop
Yeah, that part they on the south side they get in the croc purion
Yeah, we kidnapped him earlier and gave him some croc. He was doodled his head. I got a video of it. Hey for real
Yeah, for real. I see I see a cop on the south side. I'm shooting him up with croc
Purion dog
Yeah, we gotta do that
Yeah, real dog. Hey, bless you.
All right, come on. No.
I'm resisting the entire way.
I don't want to have to grab you by the arms, sir. Do you want to walk out or?
Yeah, you don't want to grab you by the arms, really.
Pussy!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
He may be what he eats.
Is he part of the Pyrangers too or no?
Alright, we were transparent.
They're walking.
Oh, him?
Yeah, he...
Pussy!
Dead one?
Come on.
Alright, we gotta stay scanning, cause I swear to God Echo's gonna just start shooting the cops.
Joji!
Yeah, Joji you ready for my decorating a thon
with that pickaxe please please hit him with the pickaxe
P.D. get out of here. God damn it. Run Mike. Run.
Sir, I don't know why you're driving around like that. Okay. You know, I don't know why. P.D. come on. Come on.
Don't worry. P.D. hit him with the pickaxe please dog. Please. Is it the transport vehicle or is that for you?
Yes, I'll let you do anything dog
You kill them
Oh god, you are your sweet dog. You got him shot. You need to be disgusted with yourself.
Hell! I'm too young and rich to go to jail, dawg.
I'm going to BCS North.
This is bullshit. What do you even earn my charges?
I'm assuming attempted murder of a government employee.
Attempted murder!
That's my assumption.
Why would I want my motherfucking fiends to be dead? Then I won't make money off selling them drugs.
I don't I don't know sir whatever you had on your possessions
Clean eluding I don't know resisting arrest
That's all I can think about you know, I'm a bedstraw and I will go on the stand. Hey get motherfucking
Tony lawyer on the line dog
No, Tony. I don't know who Tony lawyer is back in track that motherfucker. He's Italian his shit. Oh
Oh fat the fat guy yo
Damn yo, you can't just go what the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers. His name's fat Tony
That's how what he said he told me his name was Tony just Tony. I
Swords fat Tony
It's fucked up dog. What the hell's wrong with you?
Which won't you step the cap full of needle dirty needle full of drugs motherfucker
That's I it's basically like giving someone free samples
That should cost money like what if I stabbed you with general sauce chicken in your mouth? You want to be mad?
No, I mean I'd rather like some Kung Pao chicken, but I mean double you want Kung Pao chicken
Yeah, yeah, oh you a nasty motherfucker
You want a chicken to come in your mouth?
No, I want Kung Pao
Kung Pao
Kung Kung KUN Kung Pao. It's spicy. It's a brown sauce
You want my brown sauce
You are nasty ass fuck you a freaky ass mom what the fuck is wrong with you I do that watch your brown sauce
What I said you are nasty little slut ain't you in I bet you're submissive
Little fucking nasty freak you don't get to know about my personal life
Well fucking nasty ass
Little submissive cop bitch
I'm very much at the top, sir.
I don't want to hear no- I'm- I'm telling the judge you told me that.
Why the fuck would you tell me that?
No, I'm gonna tell my lawyer you told me that.
Why'd you- why'd you burn it up?
Why the fuck would you tell me that?
I don't want to know that shit.
The fuck is wrong with you, dawg?
Where did- where did the other fucking suspect go?
I don't know.
That's your job, bitch.
The fuck you asking me that for?
That'd be like me telling you hey, let's go sell drugs. That's my job
Easy sexual harassment, you know sir, I'm a top
By the way, I'm the top
Just in case you want your drug dealer whole pound in
I'm telling the judge that you randomly start telling me you're a top for no reason.
You told me you told me I'm a top.
You randomly said, by the way, I'm a top if you want to know that.
I'm not.
Fat Tony's your lawyer. We can. Yeah, get him. Get him off.
How much time am I looking at? I'll plead guilty to six months, but not, but not
any less.
I
Can't talk to me like that
Yeah, it's black history. It's February you can't tell me to go to the back of fucking nowhere motherfucka
Do you want to go talking about?
You make me feel even worse the other way, huh?
What the fuck are you? What are you saying to me dog?
Why can't it ever be go wherever you want on the bus?
Huh?
You know 100% cancer you can do wherever you'd like in the cell
Siri, send a message to Weasel News, please
You are racist ass motherfucker for real
And you tell your motherfucking sexual ass
By the way, Mike. I'm a top
If you want to get out of this
I did not say yeah you did motherfucker yes you did yes you did motherfucker how
to know where right field the fuck was that what the hell is what is the
syringe you fucking hit him with no I left that in his arm stankin stankin in
is armed on a lot of money sir yeah all off drugs you're gonna need this food
and fucking water and shit what the fuck do you think am I gonna need food
and water I'm just a serious question yeah but what the fuck give me back my
drug dealing money you have to take up for a second
I
Want to make a report for this you good symbol you all look good
Goddamn I love selling drugs to my community yo for real that shit just feels so good
Like how the fucking a motherfucker
I don't know, I saw the Chief of Police and the leading trail with this guy, but I'm not sure what it was going on with that.
Yeah, it was a traffic stamp. He's the legally part of the...
That motherfucker buys drugs off me. He said, make it look like I don't want this, Mike.
I swear to God, the Chief said that.
He did say that.
He said, hey, make it look like I don't want to do this.
Yeah, he was! He was there!
You were in the car.
I was literally there, yo, before the car flipped, and then I got out.
And then I was like they finish you me. Let me stand behind Mike's a little too much and they shot me anyway with the house
Yeah
Yeah, what's in the good shot?
deserve
Not deserve
Wow
Someone in matters jets at him a mashing mini game for pushing the needle away
Mike I think it's just kind of fun
Yep
That motherfucking cop just said true
Hey, y'all hey, hey listen, I'm Ripley, okay
stupid okay oh howdy y'all okay
oh my god
oh my god
nah hey nah I know that's on filled shit no island motherfucker no island no
island no island motherfucker I ain't all nine with that no island I with that
I'll be back for decorating most likely
Joji you just you you just you do whatever it is you want mr. Big Pentas involved now, so now you're fucked
Now you get to know what it's like for me to directly oversee something
Yeah
He said he hated your work, I don't hate it it's decorated Joji the decorations are really good
But they need like a shit ton more
Go look at the house. I decorated is an example. There's like 50 fucking things in there you can interact with
Yeah, I know there you go
And I'm gonna mice and until Joji I'm gonna RP for eight hours
Every stream damn gonna do this and even on my off days. I'll probably do some fucking death streams
I'm gonna sit here, and I'm gonna fucking decorate a house myself personally until we have 30 fucking iterations of these motherfuckers
It's gonna be done and then when it's done it's just fucking done
I
Why not 31 30 is the number
Does pee water come out of that sink pee piss water
Pee-pee time
I'm never recording you in my life, yo.
Are you relic block?
Yeah, that's me.
That's not relic.
You almost had him.
Damn, nah, that would have been good.
Mike, I'm only seeing fucking...
Carter's Seasons and I...
Let me ask you a question, dawg.
Alright, there's some real shit. Why the fuck do we keep going back to the moon?
There's nothing there dog. Yeah, is what they want you to think
Could be
I'm gonna be real also. I
Swear to God that motherfucking that that video how the fuck
Hey, how the fuck is the flag moving on the in the fucking video?
I'm gonna tell you what kind of cheese yo cops is gonna be Swiss cheese when I'm
motherfucking hell this bitch I'm about to come through with that baby
What the fuck is he there's just a film crew there and we're just supposed to believe that?
I swear to God that video is fake.
It is, Norm.
Let me tell you, the government do so much fucked up shit, that would be like the least
fucked up thing they've done.
Yup, and I'm involved with that too.
Some motherfuckers in some suits told me to motherfuckin' flood the city with croc.
Oh shit, that's like when I was told to flood the city with crack. Yeah, the kids see
This should MK ultra to MK ultra not and be ultra Mike block ultra let's go
Oh, that's gonna be the name of the mixtape ever just added the charges to my block. I just accidentally added
I'm sorry. I was trying to add to the Simba and I added him the wrong person so I apologize
I'm in space to SIMBA!
Okay, so I didn't do anything. Alright, fine.
Well, fuckin' it was gonna kill you. That was the best thing that could have happened.
Oh my god, they just like killin' motherfuckers, bro.
I don't wanna kill you.
Mike, do you want me to call that fuckin' lawyer? It's fuckin' Carter or Killian.
You need to call Weight Watchers with your fat ass, bitch.
I'm not fat.
Yeah, why don't you have a slim- why don't you have a motherfuckin' slim fast?
fast motherfuckers still say that I mean that's like early yeah have a slim
fast motherfucker no lawyer then no you ain't fat you would need like a medical
term to describe you like morbidly obese all right my gift ready me to say
I'm a drug dealer period write that on my fucking shit
Yeah, you need to be a real man like that.
Yes, I do deal drugs and I'm addicted to it.
I cannot stop dealing drugs.
Ah! God damn!
Yeah, you like that?
Fuck no, I don't get that shit out of my face.
Nah, motherfucker.
Keep it up. See what happens.
About to be next
You want to get cropped up
Oh, yeah, you you put it get cropped up
All right good then look forward to more fuckers good a bunch of motherfuckers. Yeah, good
Yeah, I'm gonna be shooting you full of crock. You about to get cropped up
Oh, yeah, that I'll shoot you for the bullet.
No, you ain't going.
Hey, you go after crawl towards me, motherfuckers.
I got that good crock.
You think I can't shoot a gun off the heroin?
I bet you can't.
I easy to shoot a gun off the heroin.
No, my shit.
My shit ain't cut.
Pure crock.
Shit, I can still do it easy.
No, my shit will have you leaning through the fucking
wall, you know?
Shit, I'm planting like three motherfuckers
and went to juvie.
I was high up like eight rocks.
My shit will motherfucking have you clipping through
fucking ground all you ain't here shit fucking that even me physics ain't gonna
even make no fucking sense motherfucker shit ain't even gonna make no fucking
sense dog that sounds like ayahuasca yeah that's what I'm saying shit ain't gonna
make no fucking sense I could shoot a gun off the ayahuasca though I'll be
good I'm my shit we'll see I got a motherfucking I'll be shooting my
up and then I get in that motherfucking uh what's that shit called to bring him
back to life oh Narcan yeah and then I'd give him that then I shoot him back up
without just chain it dog and you can do that what the hell yeah it's a infinite
motherfuckers don't know that you can do that damn I should have done that with
a crack yep I was motherfucking uh shit I was at Burger King the other day and
some motherfuckers started having a heart attack but I thought he was
overdosing hit him with the Narcanio that should don't do nothing for a heart
attack it made it worse actually I didn't know that though I was just trying to
help you protected he was holding his arms so I thought it was like he that's
where he shot up I know
hey you did the best he could no I didn't I left I could have called an
ambulance Narcanio thought it helped man that's the best you can do yes
You can do a pain. I should have done better. His wife said he's having a heart attack and I left
And I took her phone, too
People dying it's kind of funny. Yeah, I feel terrible
Not now don't feel terrible squash that deep down think about something. No, I mean like my stomach for me and Burger King
Oh, I don't feel bad about that. I just actually feel terrible
Okay, the last time I had Burger King it was so garbage, but I'll tell you that original crispy chicken sandwich was still alright
But that was like six years ago
Yeah, that should have had a layer of motherfucking gray film on my fucking cheese from where it was on the burger
Should I write what should I cheese? That should a frame flame what they say flame bro
That should flame boiled boiled, maybe
That should ain't boiled
Oh, he ain't do shit for real.
All I did was give a cop drugs.
Oh, shit.
That might be something.
Hi.
That's not good.
Oh.
What are my charges?
He's gone.
People shit on Burger King, but if the location is
legit, it's so good.
Brother, I haven't had a good Burger King in five years.
We're taking him to Polito, right?
Take me to Polito. I'll thrive like a king dog.
We're taking him to Polito.
That's what I'm saying, motherfucker.
Hey Ripley, motherfucking, lift up your iPads.
They're a cesspool there with your infected ass weird-ass hole in your face, bitch.
What the hell?
Weird-ass motherfucking infected-ass hole coming out your fucking face, bitch.
Oh, my God.
That's a cesspool, motherfucker.
Oh, you must feel real good making fun of a disability. Okay, I do that cell making fun of disabled people
Disgusting and that's God's just me you scum if God didn't want me to do that. Why are you disabled?
Okay
If you're so great, why did you get caught by a disabled cop? Okay, what you talking about?
We got you you talk you tell this motherfucker. He disabled you weren't there me disabled. Why you're definitely there. What's his disability?
I'm the one who popped, I'm the one who popped him.
What's his disability?
What's his disability, motherfucker?
He doesn't have one, but I helped.
You said you didn't do shit.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, huh?
No, you fucking didn't.
I shot down Simba.
I shot his ass down.
That's not me.
That ain't me.
Why you did that?
The fuck that got to do with me?
And I was pursuing and giving out comms.
Yeah, and you a bitch.
OK.
And I was like, get this piece of shit out of here.
And you a bitch, too.
Don't forget that.
So, Mike.
Doug, I get me out of here so I can sell more drugs.
I am buying another car today on God.
Yeah, that, that, that, that was your drug money, right?
Yes, give it back.
All right.
And you had the 10.5 grams of weed bagged separately drug sale.
No, that was a drug trade, actually.
And now you have one time syringe on your your possessions as well. I'm assuming that is some type of opiate
Muffin shoot it and find out bitch god damn. I fucking hate y'all always be asking dumb fucking questions
Yes, I'm a drug dealer. Yes. I'm a murderer. Yes. I premeditated all that fuck dog. Obviously
Hey, I'm about to be screaming from the rooftops drug money empire. Oh shit
I
Muslim I'm fasting hey you Muslim is it nighttime yet?
Hey, I'm all fucking converted in prison
Hey awesome
and then I'll get it I don't I mean all I got is weed from that other guy
so unless you want to eat some of this I mean I don't know the decar already no
it's it's not you know I can taste bad just yeah just just weed buds that's
You ever eat this plain weed it just tastes nasty I'm gonna go get a hot dog. Yeah, probably good idea
What's good
All right one time specific patrol dangerous substance, you know for that one one syringe of shit
Yeah, one one times criminal criminal possession of a class one firearm for that gun that doesn't belong to you. Yeah, I bought that
The one time attempted murder of an L. No, but I wasn't trying to kill him dog
If anything that was me distributing drugs
Okay, give me something else that I might plead guilty
How the fuck is that murder dog when doctors use needles to save people
make sense. Make it make sense. We need Lars to run it. No, we need Teome again. Please
god only give my block to only bench trials I'm not even kidding yeah I think
I'm gonna I'm thinking I'm gonna I mean you were shooting them up with a
dangerous fucking chemical it's not dangerous it's fun like a fucking
water slide you could see it is dangerous but really it's not I mean
well I'm gonna stick with the attempt to murder of an L.A.O. how much time is
I'll be willing to work with you on time a bit.
All right, how much is it?
Standard, 55 months, $2,600 in fine.
And I will cut your time by 15 months for guilty play.
No, call Teome.
I only want Judge Teome.
I'm going to call whatever judge you bail.
Bitch, get me Teome.
You know what?
I'm going to go OOC and tell Lars that I want.
you do i only want to
i think that money for the server i only want to know me is it
now will get me judge the only the smartest fucking judge you'll have
it's just too fucking funny high
are you high now i wish
Look at the flashlight. Let me see pupils. Ah
See my fucker. Yeah, okay. All right. He's not hot
This is how it starts I don't care. Oh, he only rulings are too funny. I only want him
There it's just the rulings are just too fucking funny, man
Please, God, please, God, Judge Tio-Me.
Please, God, I'll never ask for anything again.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, Hey, Tio-Me.
YES!
Are you available for any time trial?
Oh, fuck yes, dude, let's go.
I don't know what's going on in the general chat today.
I
Thanks to the officer who just sent me while the RP was so going on piece of shit
You can play to press golf all you want on Luna. I don't but cutting the RP because it's not for you is not right
Make a ticket via issues airing now here doesn't help no reason want help I give up what the fuck
Okay
Hey, I'm gonna be real just cuz you're a depressed piece of shit doesn't make what you're doing, right? I
Never said it did. Hi motherfucker. I just want you to know that
All right good
Hello?
Hashtag mental health.
No one is not picking up our phone either, sir.
Look, I'll do 20 months off.
Bro, I just heard you on the phone with T.O.M.E.
T.E.M.E.
T.E.M.E.
Yeah, he only said his name at the time. No, it says I'm gonna be around for 20 minutes. No, okay. No, call him put on speaker dog
Tell mom only contesting one thing. I
Told him it could be short. He said he didn't have time but up and up and up and up and put it on speaker
Yeah, I'll call him fucking god damn. I hate how fat you are
I'm not I'm not fancier. You're more your physique is an insult to motherfucking god for creating the human body
Yeah, are you? Can you hear Mike?
T.O.M.E.
Here, try now.
T.O.M.E.
Yeah, I hear you, yeah.
Dog, I'm only contesting one charge, please.
No, no witnesses, nothing.
Uh, BCSO, you want to just do it in the salesman?
Yeah, sure, dog. If that's what you got time for, fuck it.
Yeah, I really only got like 20 minutes.
I'd fuck it so trial fuck it
Okay, I'm gonna head up to
Bts. Oh, South of North
Alright, north, north, yeah
I'm gonna make a smoothie
Smoothie?
Yeah, you want one? What kind? I don't like the vegetable ones. Oh, nah, it's a little bit of strawberry pineapple banana
Come on, make it definitely for me
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, that sounds good actually, what the fuck?
Hold up, I'm all think about motherfucking taking piss out of my fucking you know what hey
I'm all removed piss from my penis and put it in this toilet
What's my favorite ice cream topping oh, I'm gonna have to go with two million dollars cash
Yeah, I'm going to have to go over late team show some fan art.
I'll be right back.
okay holy shit wait that prior one is really good thank you looks good next give me some
more all handle these go on break dude I want to fucking rotisserie chicken so
bad right now god damn that sounds good what up whore I'm waiting on fucking
keep killing me now yeah and I'm gonna tell them how you said how you sexually
harass me sure sure he'll believe that matter of fact is there a supervisor on
duty there I think I'm the third the third highest-ranked person in the
entire fucking police department get the first motherfucker they're not here
Get Rudy John, Chief of Police.
If the guy you stabbed, he's the victim.
It ain't about that.
I want to file a complaint that you said, Mike, just so you
know, I'm a top if you want your hole pounded.
You know, that's not what I said.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
He said it was exactly that.
What was in that dirty?
you know they crocodile shit yeah it's got good shit you know there's a genocide
going on right now
and you worried about what the fuck I'm doing what would I don't know what
I mean, there's gotta be one going on somewhere.
I mean, in this day and age, I can't, I can't say there's not, sir.
Which one?
Name a genocide.
Oh, really?
You like politics?
Name five genocides.
You know when the fucking TMI puts you not guilty and you're going to sell drugs again?
Huh?
You're just going to go out and sell drugs again when TMI, you know, marks you're
not guilty.
All that fuck else, man.
huh you're going to go out and sell drugs again when t.m. you know march should not guilty all that
fuck else am i going to make money dog i don't know go fucking work at burgers yet i hear they pay well
do they actually i hear they pay well on time and you know uh with no issue it's the same with
like the the ad papanam all right i might do that maybe then i maybe i will turn my life around
I'm a police. What do you need? I'm a police. What do you need? Huh? I said I'm a police.
What do you need? Yeah, you throw a little faster buddy. I'm gonna hurry. So are you a
What the fuck the pollution with that accent?
Yo, what?
Are you Canadian?
Oh, okay, well, I'll have something with him then. What's your name, sir?
Say, say that one more time.
Okay, maybe the server is fucked up.
What's your spell it oh like Tobin server yearns for Bob cup
Penta viewers, you're in for Bobcat.
Would it be dumb to start a Bobcat arc while I'm playing Mike?
Or should I send it?
I'm trying not to arc stack too much. I know I will a little bit
Stick to one arc
Yeah, I feel like one arc plus Wrangler is a pretty decent plus occasional shit Lord characters
When I got in trouble last time community train. What the fuck's a community train the guy put my voice as an alert
Hey, thanks, dog Salami and like
You want one I'll go get you on to the frat day for everybody
Hello Mike chat you gotta give subs
You gotta give subs to activate community train. I don't even know what it is
Let's go. Let's keep it going
Good dog guys. No, is it gonna go? Oh, thank you. Where's it incoming don't have to share it with you specifically or just a geogre? Oh
Community train incoming what the fuck is a community train?
The report is he stabbed the chief. Whoa. This is a rare community train. What is that?
Reach level five to gift emotes to some lucky viewers
Hey, so he trying to give me
Uh, here's what it is dog. Penta. I like this guy straight up rare emotes. I don't know. I guess. Let's see what it is
Sazby, thanks for the five. I'm gonna let you read that. I'm gonna tell you what the fuck my issue is
Also, this man sexually harassed me
What?
Not the guy with a son on the right
He's he's a full-faceliner
We were driving here and he said
I'm a top straight up. He said just so you know I'm a top if you want to get out of this
That is not what I said. Why would I need to fucking know that?
Why would you be calling me a submissive little bitch? You unlock 305 emotes for chat. Wait, what the fuck?
What the fucker what is this attempted murder dog?
The chorus thank you for five sassaby that's a loyaler sassaby always has five
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So does N'Korris. Thank you guys.
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He stamped the Chief of Police with a dirty syringe.
Yeah. But I wasn't trying to murder him.
He's a piece of shit.
I just wanted to get him addicted to drugs.
I would have to ban this piece of shit.
Also, we just gonna do a note of a style.
We're gonna have the states on the other side
and you do your side.
That's my side dog.
How's a detected murder when doctors use needles
needles to fucking save people. If anything, I attempted to save him.
And that's my side. He stabbed it and he's admitted to it.
Yeah, I did! Motherfucker, but I wasn't trying to kill him. Why would I want someone dead addicted to
my drugs? I need to make more money so I can buy more cars. I have four car payments right now.
I want 20 by the end of the week. He stabbed them with a dirty syringe and said he cleaned
up in the bathroom toilet. Feel that they're highly addictive and deadly.
Yes, yes, but I don't want him to be dead.
They are told that they're pretty clean. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Regardless of the fucking toilet he's definitely the fucking I was not trying to kill him
I need my fiends alive on its first injection. I know our can my fiends when they're over deers
Epidemic in this country. Did I fucking put drugs in this movie? Does someone say a toilet is it clean?
They what the fuck he told me just did
Toilets are clean! Toilets get me clean!
He's right!
I mean I still want to eat a drink out of it
But I still want to like do it
I got how's it murdered if I want him to be alive
Give me one moment
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All smoothies are healthy.
I mean, I'm a heavy cream in this bitch.
Yeah, those things have like...
Oh, yeah.
...sugar in them.
Man, sugar's good for you.
I got a sticker's bar every day to keep the doctor away.
When I got out of trouble the last time I did shit, he put me as an alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.
Sugar's good for you, says the fastest guy you've ever met, Penta.
No, he admits to stabbing the fucking, you know, the chief of police with a dangerous
weapon filled with a dangerous weapon.
It's just medicine.
And I wanted him to be alive.
I still wanna, I hope he is alive.
I'm sending thoughts and prayers.
Judge Timmy, do you understand what Crocodile is?
Yes, yeah, they went through like two years.
It's good for you, it's good for you.
Well, it's not definitely good for you.
Also, hey, here's a crazy thing.
That wasn't Crocodile, and they can't prove it
because I don't have any on me, boom.
What are you talking about?
It's in the fucking evidence.
No, it's not.
Yeah, you were I pull the fucking syringe a crocodile of you. What do we talk about really then shoot it up if it's crocodile
and prove it
You're admitted it was crocodile
There's no way we can know unless someone here doesn't yeah
What up, dumb-headed jugs?
That's how they get you, then.
You're going to start speaking Mike Block up with more jugs.
We don't want that.
Yes, we do.
I'm going to admit it to an endcourt.
Admit it to an under oath.
When I got in trouble last time for talking to shit,
you put me as an alert.
All the extra jugs, thank you so much for 20 gifted subs.
Appreciate that.
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I might have started with, I don't think it's time to go.
I like this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're gonna call me battery.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Like I haven't heard anyone in this state yet
that FD died from that.
I've seen a friend-
Are you fucking kidding me, Tommy?
Believe it the fuck alone, dog.
I wasn't trying to kill him.
You fucking kidding me.
i mean uh my both my biggest
oh yeah
yeah
i've never died or even close to dying
no you're tg
the opiate has a genetic need
i really wanna stay from it
yeah nobody's ever died from opiates in the u.s
are you f***ing kidding
i didn't f*** in the o at the u.s
well you have
well we we were we run by a f***ing new
oh god
all right sure it's i'm doing felony battery then
i'm getting you know you're doing nothing bitch
what am i supposed to do
you literally need the eight more lot of me
Where the charges I beat them
Thank you, I told you I wasn't trying to fucking kill him, but you just couldn't listen to me goddamn
You the dumbest shit ever dog I told you don't give me that
Mm-hmm
But on an app like I'm like stupid shit like is this dog so you can do it at work been around
That you're putting guilty to the other two charges, it's like this whole thing. Yeah, well, but let me get some time served
Sure, tell me how much time serve do you want to give them? Why are you talking with such disdain in your voice you fucking dick?
I can be a little pissed. I said my check. Yeah a little piss for a little
Judgements just like you do not agree with yeah, like my my view of it might be completely different
You are right because I wasn't trying to kill him and you do know the that this guy right here can lie to you and
Just say that
Also, why the whole time seeing it was not addictive. It was good. It's not addictive
Well, you just kept saying that you want him addicted to it. Yeah, literally. Yeah, I want him addicted to it, but it's not addictive
I don't know. I mean Val very wants it
That's all in his head dog. You just need to be stronger than that. Yes, I was not a strong person
You can overcome anything if you believe dog
The worst part is I didn't witness any of this and you could have had all of these judges trap, you know if you know you would have you know
Okay, we did it
Okay, we did so what do you get now you get so you get a boat
So what the fuck is it? I don't understand because he's in the fucking hospital
Well, I've been convalescing from almost being killed less than an hour ago.
But yeah, I didn't win this any of this, but yeah.
All I did is kind of fast.
Jen, mention your mind, Mike, if that's good for you.
Yeah, catch me a PDM dog.
Oh, give me my money back too.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get that out of fucking evidence.
I'll go PDM.
That's like, that's like a Dexter plan B.
Everything happens down there.
I gotta buy another car, though.
So I'm trying to get eight car payments this week.
How many cars do you have now?
Three.
All from drug money.
Really? Two days ago? You only have one?
Yes, because I'm selling so much dog.
You won't believe how much drugs I'm selling.
Yeah, it definitely didn't mean to, you know, murder.
I, it don't, why the fuck would I want that dog?
To which promise be 700 most is just one.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Does everyone get 700 or thank you.
Like actually I don't understand what the fuck it is
All right, no ten months drop from 15
600 to hold a fine
Thank you anything else for a son Jep sir
Yeah, I'm gonna put in that complaint about you saying Mike. I'm the top
Thank yeah, we were driving here we weren't talking about anything
I'm talking about fucking no Connor looks back adjust the rear view looks back makes eye contact says Mike just so you know I'm a top.
Out of nowhere.
How does that make you feel?
It made you feel like an object and not a person.
And you know talking about my sexuality the whole time and I said you know I am a top.
He imagined that conversation.
you ever seen um oh you ever seen for best old on when uh yeah when motherfucking um when
she like yeah you i want you to eat my pussy right now and he imagined it you know the brother
the schizophrenic brother here yep and i'm not schizophrenic i mean you wouldn't know
if you were i mean they pretty much do they they really do no they don't know not the
bad ones. They they won't. I'm definitely not a bad one. I mean, how do you know that don't
make you not a sense of frantic? I'm pretty sure in a psychiatric evaluation sometime in
my life. I mean, that shit could just happen. Ready, sir. I know I have a 20 year old fucking
weed can unlock that shit. That shit could just happen. I don't smoke weed. Or do you
know if you were schizophrenic? If you were actually schizophrenic, how would you know
if you smoked weed and it unlocked it? You wouldn't know. I mean, I guess I
I don't know. Yeah, you're correct. Thank you. You should try it and see what happens.
Tiaomi, rule on that too.
Come on, rule on that, dog.
Oh, maybe another day if I have to go to court.
Oh, fuck it. Maybe you're willing to go.
I mean, if you're seeing things, how you know you're supposed to be seeing things.
Well, I'm not seeing things.
How you know when you're dreaming that's not your actual life, but you're a schizophrenic. And this is the real
No, it's not
You think of a no no
No, that's not really there
I could be an alien could be a demon
Vanilla sky she crashed that fucking car into the wall
Kill his ass fucking gamey ptsd. It didn't even happen to me. That should happen in real life to that two motherfuckers
They're not with that one bitch
What one bit that one bitch that was motherfucking 17 and crashed your car into the motherfucking wall killed them, too
That's heroes that's the TV show
Oh fuck that should happen dog wait really yeah
That's not a movie. I can't put a name on it. Yeah, the
Fucking 17 dog that's smart as hell
Yeah, you know what?
All right, but it's smart as hell
More fuckers be like that driving sometimes like I'm all fuck. I'll just kill us all dog
driving into gas pumps and shit they don't want to tell you the pilot to
do that too yep they will too but I think that's why they got two of them and
they both have guns yeah just in case they both have guns really yep yeah
recently one guy fucking sent the other guy off a coffee and locked the
Blocked it but cocked it. I can crash the plane. It's like four years ago or something
Yeah, when I thought I'm more I'm most not mostly scared of some motherfuckers being like a fucking dog
Hate my life. I'm taking us down, you know
That's why when I'm bored and I look at the motherfucker and I do an ocular pat down, you know
If the pilot look off, I'm out. I'm saying get me off this bitch
Don't trust that shit. No, I don't
They don't ask for shit motherfucker, you can't even they used to be used to be able to go there and sit in their lap and shit
Now they locked the door
up there yeah motherfucker that is they was like that all the time you know used
to be able to go up there and sit in their lap and fly the plane and shit
it seems to be drunk yeah that she was a circus in the area
Dm family said you a bunch of case law that deals with you know people giving
people opiates and being charged. Why are you fucking with him? He knows motherfucking.
He a judge. All right. Tell me don't listen to him. This motherfucker don't know what he
talking about. There's there's literally times. All right, you ready to go up yet? You know
they shot me for no reason to know I shot you could you fucking stab the chief of
I'm taking y'all to civil after that.
Yeah, y'all shot me for no reason.
Maybe you had imagined us shooting you.
Hey, I wanted to be noted that other people shot you, but I beat you with a night stick.
Yup.
That's true.
other people sought you but I'll beat you with a night's day.
No, no, it's true.
I'm a lot that's why I'm just moving.
Don't I shot at you.
I don't know if I should get you.
I shot at you.
I'm not a crook yo. That is a
full face lie.
I'd send me yo, I want to go
with some more drugs.
Don't do that. Don't do it.
I knew that she only would uh understand.
What up, let me get my mouth looking free prison slot
Now Wrangler has to hero Connor bitch that's if I make it to Wrangler tonight. I'm having fun being a menace on Mike
I was initially skeptical of TT Judge, but I'm starting to think Lars was cooking.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming in.
Yeah, wait.
I won't tell anybody.
I'm going in.
Wait, what?
I just came out.
I'm going back in.
How do you get a phone?
Oh, hello.
Yeah, I might have a payphone.
Oh, I was always bringing a phone, but I did it long.
Yeah, okay.
I'll give you the phone.
this phone yeah give me it but but if you buy the phone don't use your phone
until then hey come on come throw it over the fence dog I want that shit well I
just tried that but it didn't work she already used the cell phone so it's
useless now it won't work I didn't know I wasn't supposed to use it how much
time they give you Mike they try to give me a tempted murder but I fought it in
one. Oh, nice. He went to bed show. Yeah, it's only got 10 months. Oh, hey, they try to get me
to testify against you. Where the heck are you? I just came out. Did you go in? I was trying to,
but then you said you got out. Yeah, because I went in to give him the phone. There's no
lawyers. It was a broken. So now I have two votes. No, here's the thing. Oh, wait. I wanted
I wanted to ask you for a tour of the jail.
The lawyers are like my...
That is my prime example for...
We can add a bunch of mechanics, but if people aren't gonna RP, and they're not gonna play, then it's...
Adding mechanics just isn't gonna change it.
You know what I mean?
The lawyers have been the most vocal about mechanics they want, and then they're just never fucking online.
So it's just like, I don't know what the fuck you people want.
I did hear James Vanderbeek died today RIP Dawson. I hope you find your Creek
if you need a phone they got pay phones bike no fucking I'm good dog I'm about
to get out this bitch you obviously Bishop Kane come around at some point
Bishop Kane that guy that fucking hates his brother who you talking about oh
Ventalist lawyer yeah I don't know man it's just like I said lawyer or api it's
really hard I feel like that it's boring and the people that like to do it
only like you feel like a month max this might give over 2k and fines problem
probably but it's not overdue it won't be overdue till like this weekend
I hope my app gets accepted. I love what I've been seeing.
You want me to do your app right now? I'm in a chipper mood.
I'm feeling pretty chipper, very chipper.
Who's that proxy lady you were pumped about?
PMS proxy?
Listen, brother, either you know or you don't.
You know what I'm saying?
some old tool shit though. She's coming. Yeah, she's such a young check it out. I just
whitelisted her and gave her pro, which is crazy. She has an RP in years. I don't know
if she's gonna stream or I don't know what the deal is.
I'm gonna have to put you in solitary.
Thank you.
So Mac already took a look.
I was just talking to him, man.
I wish he would full commit.
I think like, I think if Tim played Mac,
I'd give him Sergeant in the BCS or captain, whatever.
He would love it.
It'd be a good art, actually.
You know?
Just talk to him, he said he's gonna be around.
That would be huge, cause he likes that kind of stuff.
He likes the whole building PDs and like leading shit, and I don't wanna fucking do it anymore.
I'm gonna sell drugs on Mike Block.
You know what I mean?
Sheriff Mack, yeah elections are in like, I don't know, like a month and a half, maybe sooner, I think a little bit sooner.
Good new sheriff in there, I'm not gonna run again on Wrangler, I already made up my mind, I'm done with that shit.
is Kyle gonna play with Thrive I don't know I probably need to send him another message
and ask him if he's checked out or if anything's peaking his curiosity hey bro if you need
anything on the outside bro just let me know I was always ready oh I'm about to be out
this bitch dog I'm beyond like 68 months dog damn that comp snitch she said
that I made him do drugs and I did damn deep well fuck do you need anything
cuz I'm about to be out I think I'm gonna be alright man all right yeah I got
everything I need I'm gonna call some shorties and get him to come dance in
the windows yeah to put it on the glass dog that's from saying bro I
I it been too long. All right. Cool. Yo
Yeah, I'll see I'll shoot you a text when I get out here. I got your number from
What you gonna buy you gonna buy the calvicated yeah, but if they don't have that I guess I'll just have to buy something I don't want
Bro, no, they gonna get it for you. They got up. I gotta get something fresh. No, I'm saying
Yeah, the cow the calvicated real they hit different and it's not good. Hello, Mike
Mike, what's going on?
How y'all doing?
What's good, Mike?
I just got government corruption for MDT.
Yeah, what'd you do?
I put a police officer
added a note saying that I can't wear
my blue medical mask in the hospital
even though I worked for the hospital.
So I wrote underneath it
I said L plus ratio
added by a stinky cop ignored this.
And so they gave me
government corruption and I was found guilty.
Now I'm here now I'm going back through the streets. Yeah, I'm about to get out of here too and go buy a car for my drug proceeds
Yeah, oh shit. Fuck yeah, we're selling here for number two years for drug trafficking. Yeah, what's all traffic?
Almost two kilos apart. Oh, no, damn. What happened?
Riley reach was following one of her guys and
Kind of just led to all the shit damn
Yeah, like she was she was following them just like from where y'all was growing or just just right just just found them randomly
No, thank God she didn't catch the grow but it was just where a lot of shit was sitting
God damn getting ready to get pushed, but you know shit happens
What really sucks we couldn't get a fucking lawyer to represent us for our hearing
Ain't you got the right for that or some shit?
Yeah, they just
We waited for we waited four years to get the hearing
Yeah, we finally got it, but you know
Yeah, we got fucked hard
What was lost at 100
Yona gang or like
Not really
We're running dragon records. Oh, I heard about this. I
Well, hey shit, I can put y'all up on game with some other shit if you want just hit me up when you're out yo
Yeah, I don't do you have your phone?
Yellow pages all the time dog
Because we got teams on the outside working around the clock, so
All right, y'all get the fuck out of here. I want to be here any longer than I need you
Yeah, these people got set up with Dragon Records and shit, and I wasn't involved with this, but
I think that everyone thought they were going to just run it for like some stuff, but no,
they just wanted to use the garage to fucking dry weed.
I don't even think they had it for a week.
I don't even think they had it for a fucking week and they lost it.
I heard about that, I heard about that in one of the team chats that I said LOL.
They sold weedepeds right outside of the business and then they walked into the business.
I didn't know that.
This looks like a bait car and you know what I'll take the bait.
We need to roll out housing.
If not this week, next week, we need to roll down. I think it's time.
I think it's about time.
Yup, yup, that's true matters, which that's this weekend.
And I need to decorate those too, but I have to do that off stream, because I don't want people to know what's in them.
Are there going to be realtors?
Yes, I want to go back to that.
I want to go back to realtors.
I think that realtors were kind of cool.
I just need to figure out the most way to do it.
I have like this whole player-owned bank idea.
And I don't know if it's kind of overcooking,
but I've got the system that I want to try.
And maybe we can like tie in the housing with it.
I don't know.
It's essentially going to be PDM but with houses and shit.
Loan sharks?
Well, I have this idea and I don't know, like I said, I don't know if it's good or not.
But I think it would be cool if, so, so people can own a bank, right?
People can own a bank and then essentially people can deposit money into the bank.
It's sort of like a
We'll just call like a high fucking risk high yield
Savings account right so you put money in there, right?
And every week it gains, you know, it gains interest, right? You gain interest on the account and
The bank
Get some of that interest and then you get some of the interest, right?
But then, however, it's high risk because if the bank gets robbed, it's actually your
money.
You know what I mean?
So if people rob the bank, that's your fucking money.
You know what I mean?
So that could just be gone.
You know what I mean?
So I'm trying to work it out, but I think something like that could be cool.
Like Armour 3?
Sure, I guess.
play arm 3 but sure so you get third party for revenge I mean if you're at
the bank I mean it's not really third party if you're at the bank and they're
taking your money you're kind of directly involved
But I need to figure out a way for it to make sense and not just print money.
I know a server that did this and ended up people weighing outside the bank for forever
to make sure people don't rob it.
Right, so this is what we're going to talk about a lot.
There's other servers that will have similar ideas in this, but it won't be as good because
a lot of those servers aren't filled with role players.
Like for example, can you imagine RGM Waffle House on Prodigy?
It'd be a fucking mess.
But here it actually works, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
It's just all about the community and stuff.
Community is key, yeah.
And I mean admin work is also key.
You need to remove people from your server
if you don't like what they're bringing to the table, right?
Roger G is the last server you want to talk about.
What's going on?
Yeah, that shit's crazy, man.
That is some messy drama
That's a messy drama what's going on there rated band
for
He's he's saying it's because of a joke, but Prodigy hasn't
Has yet to respond to the allegations this just fucks up my dyslexia
Cath defending rated was not on her bingo card.
Hey, I'm not touching that.
I'm not touching that.
Okay, that's, hey.
I'm not touching that.
Yeah, if I speak.
Wait, Cath defended rated but tried to cancel AA Ron?
That's crazy.
Huh.
That's interesting.
Okay.
What do you want to do?
You remember that?
That was wild.
That was wild. That was that was a situation
Yeah, that made me upset
Messy RP drama yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum
he has more drama well I'm just glad that I'm on chase RP and I don't have to
deal with all that shit that's kind of nice
Oh
Damn what they're busing for yeah, they've been busing all days bullet cases all in place watch your step, please
I don't want you to oh shit my bad god damn
Damn! They really is! What's good?
You said it's been like this all day?
Yeah, it's the two gangs. Purple and red.
Damn, and they just going at it, huh?
Ooh, should maybe change that sweater.
Nah, fuck this. This is the mic block signature red. Not affiliated with any Ivy League universities.
I respect that. Yeah, you be you.
Alright, I'm gonna go buy a car with drug money.
Sounds good, sir. Have a great day.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I guess it's kind of nice because me being a server owner, I don't want my gangs to succeed.
It's actually the opposite.
I really want them to fail so I can laugh.
So that has to be a little reassuring for the cops.
gang
You busting?
Nah, Kelo Tray and the ballers
Damn, for what?
Um, cause we, we was all in on hugs and like Kelo Tray was talking about shit on the ballers
because we was all doing terrorism and shit and the ballers was too busy boosting cars to do terrorism with us
They didn't want to do terrorism?
Yeah, they was too busy boosting cars
That's ridiculous. Yeah, and we I was in jail on three hunts and they was like now we'd rather boost some whips
Shit, I mean hey motherfuckers get boost fever. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess so
Hey, we trying to kill a homeless guy here. You know
All right, why are you trying to kill a homeless?
somebody
to do it. Yeah. Why you know why. Yeah, what was the message? Yeah. Let me see it.
He touched her, so she stopped him. Marissa wants Bill kidnapped. Yeah. And we gotta
tell them that they're not fuck with the EMS again. All right. Hey, good note taking
y'all. I'm gonna go by the whip. Yeah. All right. What you getting? What you
getting? Are you getting a cavalcade or something? If they got it, let me go.
Hey, yo motherfuckers got a cavalcade?
Uh, I think I can order one. We don't have one right now.
It'll be here tomorrow. We've got a couple good things I want to do.
I don't want to wait. I am an impulsive man.
I mean, I could make a cavalcade happen that
potentially isn't registered with the state to your name sooner than that.
It's for the like price.
Yes, yes, yes, motherfuckers.
Yo, got illegal cars? Oh shit, I didn't know that.
I mean, I got people who can grab them.
Yes, motherfuckers. 100 times yes, dog.
that shit I'll get your cavalcade delivered I'll give you a ring driving
number finally god damn motherfucker here make a habit oh my god finally they
the senior manager don't know these these these junior junior salesman's all
right yeah I'm gonna call you directly hurry time is my fucker talking my
language finally fuck hey cavalcade I'll get on that I rather give you a
to see it. Alright cool, thank you yo. No problem. Alright yo I'm gonna go sell more drugs. Your
car's on it for the first half of that garage. They're got a nice Buffalo Essence stock
by the way. If you still don't play it off. I gotta get this cap. This is Mo-Fuck. I need
it because I got one of them. What happened to the baller? I still got it but I'm gonna
park them next to each other for the Mo-Fuckin cover of the mixtape. That makes sense.
Alright, I'm gonna go take care of that. You guys, take care of business. Alright.
Hi!
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
It's one!
Whoa, I can see out of the back and everything.
Chat, listen to this.
Mike Block is currently my best character.
Okay.
Uh, member of CG Band from a server.
Listen to this.
XQC reacted to it.
Holy shit, what year is it?
holy fucking shit what you what fucking year is Jesus Christ
herpes bag and proxies gonna play wow that's what happened where you had it I
eat I don't know but I'll take a ride back why not those are still damn man
Yeah, that's crazy. Crazy shit.
No hoppers.
I get hoppers. We got fucking, I stand with Captain India, guys.
The max logging in? Huge.
You know I had no idea...
You know what? I won't speak.
I just didn't realize how crazy shit was in other places. I had no idea.
I had no fucking idea, man.
It's kind of crazy how that worked out.
I will say though, slight confession time.
When I initially heard all these cops from Prodigy was coming over, I was like, okay.
I was like, okay.
I was like, okay, let them in.
Give them prior, you know, because I don't know them.
But I have been very, very, very pleasantly surprised and I'm glad that a lot of them
have tried it out and are even still playing.
And I think that out of all the people that have migrated from other communities that I
have never interacted with, I think those guys have contributed the most.
So I'm very, very happy that they're hanging out and that they're having a good time.
So it's very good.
It's very good. It's a good thing.
Yep. Good job. Good job, Sifu in the chat.
Good job, others.
There was that one girl who I saw some clips from her.
I think that, I don't think she's playing a little bit of that.
That's okay, though.
I'm glad that she even at least checked it out in the first place.
Karen?
That's her name?
Clementime?
Yep, Clem.
Yep.
She was funny. I hope she I hope she decides to check it back out someday, but
Where's titzilla where is titzilla
Can get you as soon as 3 a.m. Fuck
Or I can acquire a heavily discounted rental ASAP
Yes rental
one
Damn, what y'all motherfucking rough riders up to
Shit, we trying to make make shit happen right now. All right. Cool. Damn. Don't let me in y'all's way then
Why you got some chips press or what some huh?
you got like any advice for us bro I mean my advice is like motherfucker sit
around talking about how they pour and shit like motherfucking just pick some
drugs up and you know I'm saying that's exactly ain't no excuse you know what
I'm saying there ain't really no excuse to not be having you know I'm saying you
just got a motherfucker keep shit moving sell drugs
yeah yeah you know I'll play the fifth on that but yeah bro we try to make
I mean shit I'm all about like my fifth car payment you know I'm saying I've been flowing the motherfucking city all fucking week on this croc shit for real
Yeah
You just your show it for you. No, I sold this bitch
But I like I said I'm about to go get my fifth car payment right now because that's how you know
I'm moving motherfucking mad away. I'm floating the whole motherfucking city out. Yo, this old Crockett
Hey Crock epidemic. This is the Mike block epidemic. You know I'm saying I'm all fucking came back from Beijing on the boat
Ready to win the console or I am really ruining the fabric of society so the motherfucking Chinese can win this shit
You feel me bro?
Bing bong tight shit. Hey Bing chillin money time motherfucker
You feel me
All right, how much money y'all got
Shit bro, I'm not keeping a buck bro like maybe 15 total
15 a get 10 and hit me up and I'll put y'all up on game for real
Hey, let us get your number man
I get at you, bro. I'm really gonna get at you. Hey, you bring me a you bring me ten
I'm gonna give y'all enough crock where you could flip it make 50 easy dog. I promise. Oh
boy, yeah, you go Mike the plug I
Got you Mike. I got you locked in. I got you Mike. All right. Hit me up. I'm gonna fuck with y'all
Hey, you the plug man. Hey here about hey save me that way. Yeah, Tyrone. Who's calling? Yeah?
Hi, yo
I
Love it man, it's just I just I just fucking love the server dude every like I just feel so excited our repeat these days
All right, it's it's really just like a like a level of excitement. I haven't had in a really long time for repeat
It's just fucking great. I love it
Okay, Tim Ag needs to be hired. Okay. Yeah. Yes sir. Gimme 15 I'll say. I'll say.
Sometimes I forget about Polito. Dude, sometimes I'll just forget Polito exists too and then
just randomly like, it's crazy how it does just feel like a second server. But it's
but it's there you know what I mean it's
crazy I'll just forget about it too and
then like some palido should all happen
I'll be like oh yeah that's awesome you
a citizen yeah I'll be living here
fuck you motherfucker yeah this motherfucker
told me not to fuck with y'all junior associates senior gang in this bitch you
feel me yes yes sir yes sir why are you looking at me like that hoe I'm sorry
yeah you are unless you got a cavalcade to sell me I want to hear not hey unless
you talking cavalcade I don't understand it you feel me dog yeah that's
right we unfortunately I don't understand it dog then I don't understand it
good day good day yes I do that motherfucker right there right there what's
going on this motherfucker tried to talk to me why are you talking to people
Jackie yeah sincerely that's what can I do if we did it first thing you could do
for me is how about a little hop just a little hop like I want to like that perfect
next thing I think you text to me yeah yeah I got a guy he's getting your rental
together right now I was wondering so we have to I was just letting you know we
have we have a cavalcade a cavalcade freemium for like only like fucking 2k
more but we're gonna get that rental so you don't have to worry about a
super fucking paperwork shit all right all right cool yeah that sounds good
dog all right I will how about that so you know I feel like I didn't want you
think I had it for you right this second I'm the one we should have about this
I know that motherfucker is still thinking about talking to me dog I can't prove it
but I know the fuck he is and it's pissing me off you're thinking inside your
fucking head
you know I'll tell you what Nick and whenever he gets it here I will bring
it to you personally I'll text you see where you're at and I'll just drop it
off fucking hot driving for you how's that son all right cool
Fuckin' think about talking to me!
Jack, you keep facing that wall for the customers of God!
Yes sir!
I got no weight, I don't even know what this is.
I said found a good one.
Oh, man.
This server's been fucking pissing me off, though,
because, like, dude, I will laugh so hard that my ribs hurt.
So, like, every night, I have to, like, fucking...
I need to start stretching or something, I guess.
I don't know.
Your follow-up says,
Mr. Moods out-century jammed her alive on GTA.
Yeah, and proxy pretty soon.
It's it's yo, we really made gta rp classic
Fin cone that'd be cool
Hi, uh, Fin cones one of those guys I would end up talking to him a lot at conventions and stuff
Thanks snow excellent idea from snow
Go make your own server
All right
Oh, fuck yeah, I needed it so bad.
Oh man, they're coming down on me.
I'm saying that to do a little bit more.
I don't want to.
Oh fuck yeah, that's a spot.
Come on, fuck yeah.
Oh my god, that's so good.
That's so fucking dumb.
ball again yeah this is awesome man I'm I'm very happy I'm a very happy person
these days. I really I tell you what man I really I haven't felt this like level
of joy and like ever in my whole life I don't think this ever happened to you
it's night time and you're walking to work and you're thinking to yourself I
hey I'm having a nice walk to work I'm getting some nice fresh air you get to
the crosswalk you enjoying yourself you get halfway across no no no no no
of nowhere. Boom! Oh my gosh! Run over by a tow truck and you're laying on the ground
and you're spread out all over the ground. Oh my god! And you're laying there and you're
thinking to yourself, oh no! Only I had a car. Does this ever happen to you? Then,
when it's a different day, you have to go to work again so you don't want to walk
again so you get a taxi and the guy he takes you there and he says okay there'll
be $400 oh a lot of money already but you're like fine I gotta go to work
anyway so you pay the guy the $400 but they would get out of the car a man a
mask comes up Jesus Christ
Oh, if only you had your own car and you didn't take a taxi,
this wouldn't happen to you.
And you're standing on the ground and holding your head
because you're afraid you're going to die.
And then he robs you.
No!
And he said, what happened to you?
And then so, because it's so bad not owning a car,
you say, oh, I'm going to have
to go to the dealership where it's going to be hard.
But then as soon as you go in there,
you come right out with the perfect car.
And the salesman does a good job.
you're happy so you give the okay side and then you have a car you have to worry
about at Stephanie more since ever happened to you come by a car please
good end ball again
I'm glad that people like the PDM because uh, so the way PDM works, that was my vision
on Onyx and it got all fucked up.
But the way it works now is actually how it was supposed to work this whole time.
And it seems like they love it because it really does let you be a fucking stuntman.
I can't wait for the PDMRP and dealership RP
when the mechanic update comes out
and you can sort of like removing parts on a car
and swapping them and shit.
Burger Shot Drive-Thru, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
we need communism.
Almost got there by a wolf pack.
20 smoke on the water.
Use hashtag Wolfpack20M on a boat.
But you know, I can't do much
when you guys don't fuck with this.
If you see me holding the sign,
it's a slow stop.
Listen to the sign.
Lights don't tell you when to fucking go.
I do. The followers speed limits, you know what I'm saying?
They just keep the road safe or else.
Conflict.
That's an action key.
I'm a little bit.
I can't read sometimes.
So, hey, come down to the plan B. We're open.
We got combos.
We got bevvies.
And we got me, Captain American.
Oh, no!
You good?
Yeah, you good, Moffucka?
Yep, just bringing in Kartenito.
You just knocked over like three barrels, dog.
Yeah, I'm still learning.
How did you get up that convenience store?
Nah, Moffucka, not me.
You don't want to go to the knife. I'm trying to invent time travel.
I can't help you motherfucker you go you keep walking that way go down the south side someone'll probably sell you a gunner knife or some shit
But I don't even have a knife so how am I gonna get to the south side you oh you there you there you on the south side motherfucker
You did it. I'll just sneak over there. Not you you you hear
This is the south side
Well, didn't he get it in there for sale?
No, not me.
Normally I do, but I don't.
Shit.
Yeah, I'm not bad.
I wish you eternal happiness.
All right, thank you.
That's nice.
I actually appreciate that, Doug.
What?
What?
What?
Is Wrangler at plan B?
No.
I don't know which one is south.
I finally found my car, guys, that mean guy left my car here on the east side of Mount
I'm not sure though.
Uh-huh.
Because my kidnap me and I didn't give enough of my money to him, so he decided to do this.
I've been looking for my car for, I don't know, a couple of weeks, I suppose, but um, um...
And um...
Mr. Blackbeard, you're not a nice man, okay?
Oh my god.
Also, we're open.
Oh.
I think he also
It's how you'd like it oh inside
Yeah, how much I owe you motherfucking
You know hey, whatever you think it's worth for the rental
We know we charge you know like a thousand so for rental custom order, maybe like five grand. I'd be happy
All right, cool. Cool. Yeah, let me let me get you back on that
Yeah, no worries. Hey, you want to order one of these, I can get a fucking official order and I want to use a premium model too.
Yeah, do that shit, motherfucker.
Alright, order one in, and next time you come in it'll have your name on it, alright?
Alright, cool, cool. Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, we'll take care of it. He's in there.
Alright, thank you.
Oh, yes.
This is a boost? I don't even know if it's a boost. They may have just stole this off
the fucking street. If it is a boost, that'd be cool though.
Park vehicle.
No!
Fuck it.
Hopefully it'll still be there.
still be there. Can we get away to transfer boosts? Uh, I thought you could. If you can't
then yes, because I want that to be a thing. Wait, no you can, because I think you can
just park them. Wait, what are you talking about? Can't you just park them in your garage?
I'll ask him. You can't fuck them. Well then, who gives a shit? Chase RRP? No, it's Chase RRP.
What the fuck does that even mean they aren't registering anyone just pass the keys and park it yeah
that's what I'm trying to figure out because you can just if someone gives you their their
boost you can just park it in your garage right you can't have things stored in them right
That's intentional we don't want any invisible storage
Fully intentional
I'm just dropping in
Oh, there you are.
All right.
Whoa.
You all got a, you guys got a dog in there or a little tongue?
Oh, I don't know.
Y'all, yes.
We're going to.
The trunk, pop the trunk, sir.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait, I'm not.
No, pop the trunk.
Sir, pop.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
I hate this job.
I hate this job.
I don't know what you're thinking about a lot of stuff, man, we're just talking a little
bit about employment and stuff and telling a little bit about the things you said.
Sure, sure.
Ripley, so who do we fire then?
Who do we fire?
We don't really have many people hired.
There's only a couple of deputies right now.
Yeah, well I could get rid of somebody to make room for him, I'd imagine.
Um, uh, um...
What's Bloom up to? Does he still need employment?
Bloom? I haven't seen him lately.
Hey, Carter, there he is.
I, uh, I texted you this a long time ago, but, uh, Lars wants me to do it through your face.
You are being sued by Saddam.
No, I'm... Okay, I'm not... Then I'm suing him.
That's fine, you can do that.
Then that just happened.
You need to answer on the doctor.
Sigh... Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Alright.
Well, I should probably next Wednesday.
OK, fine.
I'll do it.
Unless you want to settle.
I don't want to settle, OK?
Look at you.
Look at what happened to you.
I don't want to be a settler like you.
My people hate settlers.
They took everything from us.
You fucked up.
You fucked up here.
That's why you're over there, and I'm in the lobby.
Wait, no, hold on.
You're supposed to be in the lobby.
I'm supposed to be over there.
He's trying to grain-sane about how, oh my God, people got through their final and somehow
he got fired and their shit and he's not, you know, very bitter, yeah.
What the hell is he so angry about anyways?
I mean, what, he gets to not be a cop anymore?
That's great.
Yeah, well, I mean, he said he was a sacrificial fucking pawn to an overarching goal.
Well, you know, Jesus sacrificed himself and you don't see him complaining.
You know what I mean
Yeah, you don't hear much from him anymore
Sacrifice I made a sacrifice earlier today sheriff and I acquired five hundred thousand dollars for the BCSO Wow from the governor
Really? How'd you do that?
I
I I did what I had to do
Okay, Jesus Christ. You didn't kill anyone. Did you no no no, you know the governor
You know what he likes. Oh you shook your ass for him. Yeah
Okay, you're gonna give us 350,000 but when I shook it he gave us he he upped it to 500,000
I'll tell you what Ripley won't you pull a car around and we'll all go to my booth at plan B. We'll chitchat
Sure. Yeah, that's good
We'll rip the drive. He's a you know, he's good
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'm sure he's one of the most
Qualified drivers. I think I've seen yeah, don't look at his arm
What the
Don't look at the one I'm he's he's a little jump. I'm supposed to not look at the one that's covered or the other one
I would just look I just want to look in the face at all
So you don't really do like look over his head or something yeah
Hey Ripley
Yes, sir. How's the segue division going?
fantastic I got those SOPs written up that you wanted good I don't remember
asking for that but good yep you mentioned to write down some SOPs to
get that stuff in order and I took that to the next level I you know what I
don't wait to show initiative going out of your way and doing something that I
never asked for I mean that is exactly somebody had to do it that's that's
a real quality of a leader right there you have to do it stuff no one asked
you to do I mean that I'm thinking about streamlining streamlining every
department I've been a part of probably every part of you've been a part of
max been a part of yeah it always got what an interceptor department yeah a
motorcycle department yeah they got all these yet you add them all together you
got 17 pages of SOPs for like a couple of vehicles I said why are we doing all
this let's just do let's put the his segues under a new division we'll call
up the SVU's special vehicle unit and it'll basically cover any non-standard
patrol vehicle anything that's not a patrol cruiser so your motorcycles are
going to be in there. Yeah, segue. Yeah, your your bus, your helicopter, your motorcycle,
anything's not as can be told. I mean, if you can't do that way, you can pilot a helicopter.
Yeah, it'll be easier to compile them on one spot that way. Yeah, that's what the best
the best way to do that, my opinion is you get the SOPs for all things. Yeah, just
qualify everybody. And then when they find you take away, you just find you have
to worry about it. Yeah, I think that's the best way to do it as well. And that's
It's kind of bad for your training.
You don't have to do the training.
You don't have to tell them how to fucking do everything,
do see if they can fly properly.
Yeah, throw them in there if they suck.
It's on them.
Hey, how are we going?
Oh, how's it going?
How are we going?
How's it going?
It's all right, I guess.
Good.
How are you all doing?
Oh, my God.
I have cannot just, you know,
I'm not interested in this life anymore and my job.
I have no passions or hobbies at all.
And every day just feels like I'm just, you know,
going through the motions until eventually it's over. So I'll take a couple of combos.
Yeah, couple just you. Yeah, that'd be great. Appreciate that.
Would you like a drink with us?
Let me do a nice one.
Yeah, cool.
You just water. Yeah. Yeah, I think I said orange juice.
I
Troubled over the fast food worker. Well, why didn't he why why do you ask me how I was doing if you didn't want to hear
I think it's pretty clean, right good food right next to the sheriff's office. What more could you want?
Let me have orange juice all pulp
All pulp isn't that just an orange you're right. Let me have an orange
Yeah, that'd be great
I'm going to give me a whole orange juice glass here.
Okay, that's what you got.
That's fine.
Guy was in here demanding limited glass size.
What the serving?
Really?
They're just demanding limited.
Oh yeah.
You know, I responded to a call last week
where a father actually shot his mother and killed her
And I had to tell the child that that happened and now his mother's dead and his father's
going to prison.
No, no.
So I'm glad that your job is so hard because that's what we have to deal with.
Oh yeah.
It's hard.
I'm sorry about the lemonade issue.
Yeah, that's the manager that she read about that.
That's not my problem.
don't care about anything do you? I'm just a part-time employee. Okay, well, your food's ready.
Oh, thank you.
You want a tip? Do you want a tip?
What's your name?
Well, just Christ, how much shit is in there?
Uh, five things.
Alright, thank you.
Yeah, no problem, thank you.
Sorry about everything I told you.
I just don't know how to handle myself these days and it's...
Yeah, I need some help. I don't know where you did it.
You don't you don't care about anything I'm telling you, do you?
Oh, no really
This is your booth, huh?
Why booth? Let me get a combo. Don't have your your back to the
The class on this side or it's right here. I like to look out the window so I don't see it coming
I see. I see. I like to be distracted by the beauty of it all.
Look out the pretty window. Look at the pretty sights out there.
Mix it all together.
I need a coffee.
I want Ripley, you know, it's good that you're here.
It's, uh, is Donnie on duty, Fountain?
I'm taking it.
Uh, let's see.
Is the glass shootable?
You know, we actually talked about that a lot and I said, I said, it actually
cannot be shootable.
We can't, it needs to be bulletproof because if there's going to be a
ton of shooting in here, like people just can't catch strings.
But now I'm thinking it might be funny if they did.
So maybe we should make it shoot because I actually think that would be
funnier.
I don't know. I go back and forth between what would be what would be good for our people
then also what's funny and it's kind of hard. Get some grub.
Oh yeah. Not really not really brain on silly. I'm more of a standard.
i used to be able to stand up to
now all i want to do is sit
stone
and see where we feel comfortable
well
uh... it's not quite i mean not quite
close but not quite
who gives us what do you think what can
sitting police to rippling
but i'm not trying to get something comfortable off of a chair you know
So you know, comfort in this world is just small little, small little assurances we give ourselves.
I mean, you go to the grocery store, some guy could just shoot you while you're doing, while you're doing nothing.
You know what I mean? What the fuck is that?
Yeah.
You never know, man.
These motherfuckers out here, all we know is someone's gonna run through that fucking door and just, you know, end it.
Just shoot us right now.
God.
You think someone would do that?
Just walk up to multiple uniformed officers, clearly armed to just take out a gun and just start shooting them?
No, I'm not that lucky.
I'm tired, you guys.
It's good that you guys are here.
Mac, it's good to see you.
Yeah, good to see you too.
Good to see you.
I can't do this job.
Been too long.
It's going to be longer, too, I think.
I can't do this.
Well, what do we got to do to help you feel good?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
to do to help you feel good about walking.
Oh Jesus Christ.
You need to feel good like you're leaving a legacy.
Oh God, I don't even give a shit.
Oh God, I don't give a fuck about a legacy anymore.
Who cares?
What's going on here right now, this is the department you made this department with
your bare hands.
I know.
and what for elected every one of these deputies i know and where the fuck did that get me
you're a hero to them
a legend
no i'm not you know i had an entire speech in front of all of you
about how i'm not gonna run anymore i don't want to run for re-election and i'm sick of everything
and i don't want to be your sheriff anymore you know how many people came into my office and
begged me to stay one and it was the killer
Oh, no.
You wouldn't shout up about it, that's true.
That's gotta be even worse than just not saying anything.
And I was bluffing.
I was waiting for the whole room to just,
I just now cry,
I know, Wrangler, we love you,
please stay, you have to be sure.
No one said anything, which was awkward to me.
What the hell is that fucking thing?
What is that thing in the kitchen?
Typical employee, you know.
No, no, what is that?
What is that?
That's an employee.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Cell?
Right here.
Cell?
Cell!
What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
Oh, don't get near me.
Do not get near me.
Oh, he can't stay there.
Stay.
Stay.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop, man.
Stop.
What are you doing?
Ew.
Why do you smell like that?
I'm smelling.
Hey, guy at the grill?
Are you just, is this normal?
You're not gonna react to this
He's a mess
Just a play
Cuz plan B's dad. Oh Jesus. What are you talking about playing these dead?
I'm here to take your
So what the fuck is wrong with you?
What are you addicted to drugs?
No, I was clean. I was clean for four days, but he stabbed me in the heart with a needle.
Jesus, like Pulp Fiction? Yeah.
She's not to it, and she fucked him.
What? Yeah, you're out of it. You're the opposite.
What's Pulp Fiction?
Well, you can't be that addicted. You still have a watch.
watch oh my god so what the fuck is wrong with you do you need medical okay
okay Jesus fucking Christ you got to get your shit together
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for hiring me. Hey, I've had some nice
requests. Is he a cop? Are you hired? This guy. What are you
talking about, Sal? Are you? Oh, the, no, the, the minds.
That's right. Hey, have you been feeding the miners? Feeding.
Oh, Jesus Christ. Has anyone checked on people in the
quarry? Yeah, usually they're pretty hungry when I go over
there so I told everyone they don't fucking do anything unless you're here
that's the point of a boss you know what so you need you need this is what you
need to do okay listen to me you need to stop throwing this pity party for
yourself and being a fucking mess and you need to step up and be the leader
that these people fucking want you to be because they need your guidance selfish
selfish ass, selfish ass boy.
I'm lying.
They're not just those the same as you use.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah.
I'm not pretty.
I've been doing this for the last few days.
I've just been kind of cooking quite a few hours.
Oh my God.
Do I look like Sal to you people?
I mean at the moment, yeah.
You're not the right person we know.
Let's look at the window. Oh God. Okay. Yeah, you know, okay. I'm starting to see what's going on here
Okay, okay
Dancing on the tables
Fucking coyote ugly
It's how I got a bunch of crack that I found for I have for recovering addicts
you need any crock you got any crock just a drop
there's your answer never mind hey hey do you guys know this man do you know
sell yes he's not doing well I know so it's me Roger but
Anyways, uh, Captain Bloom, what can I get for ya?
No, what, Bloom isn't here, man.
Don't fucking piece of shit, that's too far.
Now that's too, get him out of my face.
Get him out of my face before he comes up.
Now that's too god damn far, get him the hell out of my face.
Get out of my face, that's too far.
Oh, Sal.
Sal, you need to get your head out of your ass.
You look pathetic.
What's wrong with him today?
Is that you, quick?
My opinion of you is a man as plummeted, Sal.
Why are you saying that to me, boom?
Get him out of my face.
I'm not going to sit here and be disrespected
and called bloom like that.
I don't know why I'm blooming today.
It's not bloom.
I'm not gonna take that I'll take a lot. I'm not gonna take that
Abonese or screwed situation where you see like the ghost of future you
I mean this has been really eye-opening for sorry
I
Know we've already got her we ordered it
Thank you, though
Jesus Christ, okay, okay, okay, I needed to see this
Okay, it's like a documentary
Sometimes you just gotta accept that there's gonna be a dick there.
What are you idiots doing?
Turn the thermostat up to 93.
Sometimes you don't, there's an unwanted dick that just exists in there.
You just have to accept it.
93 is too hot, Sal.
93 is way too hot.
You're right. You're right, Mac.
I mean, listen, life's gonna suck.
But, and it sometimes does.
And you can either just feel sorry for yourself
and turn the thermostat up to 93 or
you can say fuck the thermostat
and you can leave the police department, right. Turn up the heat. Hey, at least you're not a drug.
I got a confession. I smoked marijuana two weeks ago with Winsaw. And, uh,
and I, and I, I, I blacked out, but I think that we had weird hippie in her course. Oh no.
Oh, you're back on the whole thing with Winsaw again. That was the thing before, right?
This has been a recurring I don't know what it is about the X, but it just always feels better even though
It's like you shouldn't do it type situation. Yeah, the fruit. Yeah, I know I know I know
Exactly what it is not supposed to do it
Can't resist it. It's better, you know
But also that we have a twin flame thing where we're actually across every dimension meant to be together
It's all very spiritual and woke
As the kids say yeah
Um, Sal, come on man, let us take you to the hospital.
He's don't, I don't let him cook the food you guys, that might be a crime, that actually
might be a crime.
Don't let him, don't, don't let him cook the food, I, that actually might be a crime
you guys, please, I like this place.
Sweat from his hands man, that's fucking, might as well be a straight crack.
I mean, who knows what he's been digging in to get some of her nails?
I mean, it's just so bad.
Sal, listen to John.
He's trying to help you.
God damn it.
Why is my girlfriend texting me?
I don't want to talk to you right now.
Because she loves you, Sal.
Because she loves you.
Sal, stay away from it, Sal.
You're bringing Sal.
Stay away from it, Sal.
Let me call her.
Hey, Chow.
Get out of here, sir.
It's not good. Can you take a seat sir?
Yeah
You boys doing some mining
I know, we're working with Gary, the mind suppressor.
Oh yeah, I gotta get caught up with Gary.
Hey Donny, how's it going?
I'm good.
Donny, good news, I've decided not to kill myself anymore.
So you're gonna get a letter in a few days.
Don't open it, just throw it away.
This is good news.
Don't read the line.
Don't read the sauce on one of the charts.
You want food?
The sheriff walking in a just been Gary and operating the mind
Did you address that letter to share hey, just don't just it doesn't matter if you did it just all
Okay, straight to the show
Let's do this. I'm feeling great. Let's actually completely derail everyone's day and let's do a meeting
These people work for me they're there they're they're they're meant to do whatever I told them to do so
Why don't we yeah, you want to call a meeting at a let's donnie me donnie
Let's get you on the radio and let's go for top of the hour
So that'll give some people to wrap up their shit too
Jesus Christ, love.
I didn't, those things, you can still get the...
Radio check.
I don't want to alarm you, but it looks like one of them has become sentient and grown off your body, and is now wearing an army suit.
No, that's Gordon.
Oh, Gordon, what's going on?
You know it, me.
Sorry, sometimes I get Gordon confused with other useless blobs of fat.
Oh, no.
Jesus Christ, that can't be true.
Sounds like that's self-acclaimed.
That's one of our few deputies.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not true, isn't it?
I already know about going to jail.
Storm, thank you for the rain.
I already know about this shenanigans.
I was watching you earlier, but I didn't have time because I was eating spaghetti.
Wait, is he actually that bald?
Hey, is that you?
I gotta lead you to the size of your fucking chest.
Wait, just keep telling me to make sure I'm fast when you run up the V-Val.
You don't like it.
Here Storm, I'm gonna do this to retain your audience.
This actually works.
This is good Storm Raid retention here.
Well, we're done. Go sit down.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Um, but yeah, you're...
I'm retained!
RETAINED!
Uh...
Alright, so 20 minutes.
I don't know I don't know either
How's it going out there love how's the streets you're right here great
Like driving up to them circling them and then I don't know they tried to do it to me
And I said don't fucking do it and they said go just go just go and then they drove away
So I don't I don't really know what that was about. I'm good for you. Oh, I'm sure that
had two big reasons why they didn't do it. Probably. Loretta and Betsy. Oh, you've named
them. Yeah. Well, I want them more than when they get shot off. No, come on, that's not
gonna happen. No, they might be there. They're doing dog shit for my running, but I've yet
to be shot. How's your back? It hurts so much. I think my spine is collapsing. Uh-oh.
Well, you know, I'm sure that if you were a wheelchair, no one would even notice.
Oh
Jesus Gordon, can you at least act like you're not good fucking Lord that's an approve Gordon Gordon
Gordon stop you can't do that you just touch what did you just touch?
Gordon you can't do that no that's not appropriate that is not appropriate
Is this why you agreed to help me learn to pass my e-mail?
Yes.
What do you want?
What is what do you want?
I'll tell them to come back.
You're going to do that.
I'm sure you know how much we work on.
Jesus Christ.
What order is this?
Later.
Sal.
Sal.
Sal.
Sal.
Eat.
He heard you, boy.
Come here.
You're supposed to snap on him.
They'll like that.
Sal.
We need some service over here.
No, no, no.
Okay, sorry I didn't hear what you said.
Yeah, I understand, I understand.
What is this order?
You guys already ordered?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I get two combos?
I want two waffles, two eggs, and two coffees black.
So we might need to 50-150 you.
I don't even think we have enough.
Camo, your order's ready.
Well, you're saying that to me?
She's a...
She's a...
Because you're a...
that's scaring your customers frankly and I love this.
I was clean for 40 years.
Jesus Christ.
Honestly, Sal, not having the heart with a little man.
I didn't want to do no more.
Sal, you just got to get over your addiction, man.
I mean, like I said, you're pathetic.
You're an embarrassment to everyone around you.
My opinion on you is a man that you're a perjury boy.
You're a perjury boy.
You're figuring it out.
Well, you're a thief and a liar and a criminal.
Wait a minute wait we're going to court on what
You know so I think that whatever you're doing is just fine. No, that's
No
You're blaming this on me
I don't know.
Sal, you told everyone that I own slaves.
Oh, wow.
I didn't mention your name.
Yeah, you did.
Yes, you did.
You volunteered.
Well, no, they're not volunteers, but it's all legal.
He doesn't.
Isn't that made of food?
We gotta give them back.
They're compelled, legally compelled to work.
That's all.
It's not slavery.
Banditory.
It's a program.
They owe us money.
They owe us money.
Yeah, it's different.
They owe us money.
It's scary to use the one making them crawl through the mud and sing songs, we're not doing that.
What songs are you making them sing?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Some song about a worm? They're like a scary worm.
Yeah, that's great.
I've seen you a bit too. I can send it to you.
Yeah, you minders over there. You don't mind it, right?
No, no, it's great. Fantastic program.
Yeah, they made it.
It's good for them.
What about the guy you made call a minister?
What about Lord of Waterborne in mind?
I don't know that man. He walked up to me and said that I am his master.
his master and I never called him anything. I never told you to call me anything. I told
you this. There's a lot of people in this town that would pay money. Maybe it's a good
thing that you're a drug addict, okay? Now at least you're good for something, holding
drugs in your veins. That's all you're good for. All you're good for is being a water
bottle for whatever the fuck you on fucking piece of shit
you know what i mean legislation but what is it
you should be able to i need money oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god okay he's down he's down hold on hold on hold on hold on
jesus fucking christ sell oh my god
okay okay god damn okay all right okay okay
Wow that was great timing. Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus. Oh don't die. I don't want that to be the last thing I told a person.
I don't want the last thing I told a man to be is the only thing you're good for is being a drug addict.
You see that? You see what I got a fucking deal with around here?
You see, oh my fucking booth, it's all fucked.
And Sal's stabbed too.
Gorda, can you take scene photos really quick and let Ripley give a medical?
I'll take a picture.
I'll take pictures for you.
Well, I got pictures. I got pictures.
Nothing to see over here.
Oh my.
This is the last time you talk to Sal.
You might want to tell him something else he's useful for besides holding drugs.
Sal, you're a good guy.
This is not good.
All right, you bring us out of here.
Anybody get stronger?
What?
You're a good guy.
I'll set for you cowboy hat.
Nothing to say.
He's alright.
I don't need to.
You're a good guy.
You're a great guy.
Thanks.
You got my second shift here.
Nothing to say.
Nothing to say.
Exactly.
Pull it down.
The picture's redone.
Great to see you, Mr. Mayor.
Good job.
Good to see you guys.
Come on.
It has a different effect though.
When you're bleeding and gying in the picture,
picture really tells a good story.
He's right. Get a video.
Get a video of him.
I don't have an evidence bag.
See, Mac, that's the kind of leadership I need on the field.
Yeah.
You know, there's a story to tell in the courtroom.
People forget that.
You're right.
He's right.
It's all about panning a picture.
I agree.
Repeat.
I
Report numbers gonna be
Why are they so goddamn slow
All right, so come on
Hey, Sal
Thanks for hiring me, Rick.
Have I ever told you?
You're not. Stop talking like that, Sal.
You're not going to die.
Mr. Rickball, when you hire me,
you're telling me what things go wrong.
You're not, Sal.
Come on.
Cut that kind of talk out. You're fine.
You just got a little sad.
They're on their way. They're sure handing in.
Look at you, Sal. You're fine.
Man, you look good, buddy. You're good.
You're okay.
What's
Hey, that's that's uncalled for okay
Second you're not like
He's our 50 holes we did a good job guys. Yeah, we know you got said it's all right
I know I know
Okay, so just roll him aside here.
Swallow that one!
Swallow the block, Sam.
You must have seen him on the street right now.
Are you fucking kidding me?
They've been like this all week, Sam.
That's great.
That's great.
You're fine, Sam.
You're fine.
The other day they told us to self-transport and we went to the hospital and they
were playing dice in the lobby.
You're starting to sound like that.
You don't pay your emergency services, you know.
Yeah, I guess.
You're a bitch, you know.
Oh, my God, you're over it, I'm sorry.
Your girlfriend doesn't love you anymore.
You got a girlfriend?
What the fuck?
You're over it, I'm sorry.
No, it's true.
I talked to her yesterday.
She said breaking up with you was the best decision that's ever happened.
What are you telling them for?
He's dying, man.
Come on.
I mean, he's not your not dying.
He's living it.
I'm mad at him.
It's now the time, love.
I'm sorry.
I'm the only one who can help me.
I'm the only one who can help me.
You're fine. You're not dying. You're living.
You're winning, Sal. You're winning.
Keep winning, Sal. You're winning.
I'm not alive. I'm not alive.
I got it ready, Sal.
Never stop winning, Sal.
I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
This is not a way. He's winning.
You can't hold on to him.
Passing bullets are great.
Dear fuck, I'm watching the practice.
Young man here that's too young to die.
He'll be here in 30 seconds, he'll be here in 30 seconds.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
Fine.
You're doing great.
You're doing so great, Sal.
Oh, Sal's great.
Oh Jesus Christ.
No, we can't be good.
Say something else nice to him right here.
Come on.
Sal.
Thanks so much.
Sal, think about the poster with the cat and just hang in there.
He looks impressive.
I thought a dog.
He's a very motivational poster.
He turned into a vegetable and a swan.
Hang in there.
I'm okay taking care of my dog laugh.
Take all of them.
Oh, it's okay.
They're here.
See what they're here.
Okay, just hang in there, okay?
Think about your dog.
Think about your dog.
Who's going to care for him if you're gone, right?
Not me.
I promise you that.
Hey, check Sal first.
Please make him stop crying.
Okay, he just passed out.
He was conscious until you guys got here.
Now he's passed us out.
He's got to stab one to his back.
He's been...
He held on that long, man.
Please don't let him die.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
All right, get him.
Come on everyone, let's let them do their job.
Do I buy one?
I got a meeting.
We got seven minutes to do it.
Oh, right.
We don't. We have to do it.
Yeah, that's it.
Never on a bench will it land beat.
landing. Was that there when I got here? Yeah, yeah, I just saw it. That was here when I got here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw it right over there. Yeah, I thought you meant to. I didn't do it though, right?
Probably not. I mean, it looked like you were sleeping to me. Oh, I was sleeping? Yeah, maybe you did.
know
you know how i feel about that
sometimes i don't know how you feel about things like where you know you're
a bit of an enigma to me
now come on i'm an open book
ask me a question
i think i got you figured out you know you're a left hook out of nowhere and catch
us right on the jaw
well you know i gotta keep you guys guessing i don't want you know anyone to
think of them like
Uh, you know, overtake my position as sheriff to have some sort of upper hand on me in my mind, do you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I don't trust you people, Franklin. That's why I don't eat your cooking.
Okay, that's not true. You've eaten my cooking many times.
No.
Yes, you have.
No, that's why I'd stand to the side and I'd actually hold on to the other side of my face and I'd just go...
Okay, you're just, okay, you're just trying to troll me.
You've eaten my food.
You've told me how it tastes. Okay, you've reviewed my food.
I've never eaten it. It's all all an illusion.
Slide a hand.
This parking lot is about to fill up.
There we are.
A best guess. Don't call people that.
Unless they are, then you can.
Gotta say though everyone's real quick to react in there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's pretty dangerous
We've become accustomed to I do fine in there. I don't know
We've response pride out ten stabbings and shooting there for night. Hey, O'Connor while you're holding your arm like that
Okay
Okay, all right, let's get in here. Oh wow look at everyone ready for the meeting
Hey, Jody, how you doing?
Hey, I'm good.
Good, good.
Good to be in Sinclair.
How you doing?
How you doing?
Keep it up.
Keep up that Sinclair.
How's it going out there?
Well, it's been hell today.
A lot of shooting, stabbing.
I know it.
You like that?
Yeah.
Well, you know, that's the job, right?
Mm-hmm.
And you know, I had a moment at Plan B where I'm sitting there and I'm feeling
I'm feeling sorry for myself and doing a whole lot of self-loathing and then Sal walks in and can we
airplane mode guys?
Can we airplane mode?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Airplane mode.
Thank you.
Good news I got word from our tech people that they're working on a dispatch line specifically
So I won't go to our personal phones anymore. So thank you. Oh
Duty is in a dispatcher yeah, they can dispatch that to dispatcher. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
So that'll be nice. I know I know we're I'm sure we're all
already for that
Hey everybody
Hey, where are my deputies at?
I know I'm here I'm wondering if you're
30 deputies out there is this everyone on
Love is with the 95
This is everyone
What the fuck yeah, John we got Blanche we got wheeler where's wheeler wheeler here
Is this how it's been has it been like this yeah, I don't know. This is kind of things
Jesus, okay. All right, so I got a lot
This is my fault and you know, it's
I'm sorry. I've let you guys down. I don't know what the fuck happened. I mean, you know one day I
I was uh you know I was taking a walk on past the Zankudo on the Zankudo trail
the other day and I'm walking and I see this dog struggling to swim upstream and
you know he's fighting for his life right we'll wait for Ripley
So anyways, so I'm watching this dog and they're struggling to swim and they're drowning and
I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, I'm like, God, I am this dog right now and I'm struggling
to swim.
And you know, there was a point where the dog just let, you just let the river take him
out to the middle of the ocean.
And as I'm, as I'm driving home, I'm thinking, you know, maybe that's how I
need to be.
I just this this constant flow of
I'm actually going to work in your boss to start selling this
It's just river of grief. You know, maybe I need to let it
Sweep me out to the sea and just see what happens
You know what I mean
No
No, yeah, I don't I don't agree with any of that. Well, thankfully
But it's like what the fuck man, but but this is a good thing because here's the thing
uh
Trust me. This all made sense when I was taking mescaline the other day.
Now, hear me out. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to fix this place.
And everything's going to be okay is what's going to happen.
Okay. Now I know a lot. When we were at plan B, they're salwalking and he was a mess.
And I'd just been sitting there self-loathing and just feeling like,
shit terrible by myself
i swear to god the phones rang who is exactly when i was at this point in the
story last time
on top of the place
the airplane
anyways um
so sal walks in and i realized my god that is how pathetic i look
walking in here everyday so i'm not doing that
i'm not gonna do that anymore
uh... i'm gonna man up
women can man up too
by the way
and
Yep, and I'm gonna turn this department around.
So, Senator Clare, why don't you lead us
in some kind of prayer?
All right.
Thank you.
Just put your hands together.
Close your eyes whenever you feel like.
Good, good.
God, Lord.
Close your eye, Rick.
Big guy.
Help?
Yes. Good. Help us. Please help.
You're all dog in your river of grief.
Yes. Good. Give us the strength.
Why does it have to be about dog drowning? Exactly.
Ripley. Jesus Christ. You can lead us in prayer next time.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Go ahead.
Give us the strength to swim up river. Yes.
Please help. Please God.
Fuck
Okay, so quick announcement real quick there are some missing dog flyers and
Sandy shores. I'm gonna need you guys to take those down
And I'll go ahead and call the number and inform them what I saw
What else so
Let's get Mack watch come up here. Hmm. Sure
Get a round of applause for Mack
All right
Hey, hey, hey.
Round of applause.
Wow.
Matt, why don't you tell the people about yourself?
Hey, I'm TJ Mack.
Been a cop a long time, worked with Wrangler a long time ago,
worked with Ripley.
You can just say I'm a cop that runs by the book
and knows what he's fucking doing
and knows how to run a department.
So if you got it, it's a lot of tenure
around here, not the big dick or anything.
But I'm here to help and I'm here to make things work.
Yeah, so uh, I don't know how to fix these phones though.
Sorry, I'm here.
Yeah, we got some of them down there that's fine.
I'm getting the phones.
We're in the terrible mode.
Yeah, it's airplane mode.
Whoever's 95 down in the south.
Yeah, Gordon, go ahead.
What's your opinion on Bloom?
Bloom?
Mm-hmm, good question.
What was it, idiot?
Dog shit cop.
Okay, yeah.
All right, I'm going to be honest.
I only promote him because he comes around on third shift.
Everyone's a wily.
There you go.
Yeah.
Thank you.
What was it, idiot?
But he thinks his way through being a cop.
okay
yeah i actually like them a lot
i'm sorry are you
are you like a new comand member
well we're gonna get help
late love with the questions
i was sending a guy for two hundred ten months my bad
whatever you tell me you hate me every day you see me i hate you
oh let me get stabbed you need to make a fucking report
idiot god hey whoa whoa let's just try this again
if you're gonna tell
You're going to tell dogs that every day that you hate him,
I need you to find a white officer and tell them every day that you hate them as well.
I don't tell him every day I hate him.
I told him once and then his return is every day.
I don't want it to look like that.
It doesn't look like that.
You don't get to decide that.
It looks like that.
See? That's how he feels.
So if he feels discriminated against,
if any time you tell him that you hate him,
I need you to find a white officer and make sure that they feel equally as hated.
not Ripley because he's disabled. Yeah, I like Ripley. I like Ripley a lot because he's disabled too.
How is he disabled? He's got the milanakis thing going. It's like a potato. It's adorable.
I don't think you can say that. Like I said, so we're under some heavy scrutiny with the Weasel News
people. I don't want to repeat it with the, you know, allegations. So I just, and I know that it
might not be like that, but it doesn't need to look like that. You know what I mean? The
optics. The optics, right? Okay, so what are what are the optics of a fellow colleague watching
you get to have not even bothering with a report? Because here's the thing. He we do
have a bit of a diversity problem. And if dogs is on duty, if he's the only African
American here, and you're telling him I hate you without context in a room full
of white people that, you know, that could look problematic. Except for I said
it to him once in private with nobody around. And he said,
I had a hospital with a bunch of people around here. I said it
here. I said it here. She was high on pocket there and told
my God hated me and everything I do and I'm a bad cop. You
can't. So let's like I said, none of that happened. I'm not
going to tell you that you can't hate somebody but I need
you to feel I need you to make you know, that didn't
happen. A person that comes from a little more privileged
feel equally as hated. Okay. Does that make sense? Okay. Ripley, I'm gonna need you to
Folks are you okay with this? Is this a good compromise?
That sounds good. Even the hate.
Cause I have one eye, I can't say optics.
Yeah, maybe we're an optic singular.
Okay, so here's what we're going to do.
This is what's happening. I'm going to be promoting people
and that's all going to be great.
to be happening probably on Friday, I think is what we're going to do. So Mac is going
to join us. I'm going to let him get a feel for things. And if he will accept the promotion,
then he's going to become a sergeant. Okay, and I know we currently have no sergeants.
Who else? Let's just let's fire some sergeants off Ripley. That's a good choice. Congratulations.
fired off. Let's do let's do Donnie and let's do dogs. There we go. There we go.
And but this is this is going to be on Friday is going to be our big promotion
day, right? Okay, okay. So and then and then one of these one of one of you
sergeants, I'm probably I'm gonna make a captain I bet is what's gonna happen.
Okay, as you can as you can tell I have a fully fleshed out plan
Okay, it's all coming together. Yeah, it's all gonna come. It's all it all comes together in the wash as they say so
Or does oh no it comes out in the wash
Whatever it is right. It doesn't come together. Okay
Anyways, so so that's what's going on now
And hey, there he is
Yeah, it's me Arthur Sharpe sir. Yeah, why don't you take a seat somewhere? Okay. Yeah
It's up to Roche. Oh right to Roche. Yes, sir.
We're sharp out. I
Used to be me at Fontaneo. I think he
Either starts a vacation. Yeah, that's already started his vacation until like a few weeks
weeks. So listen to this. Before the whole situation happened, Donnie over there had a
brilliant idea for something called an FTO program. You remember that? Yeah, that's right.
And maybe we should do that. What do you guys think? The wheels are already in motion
with that under-share service. 100%. I've already talked to some of my interested
parties and I need to also tell the undershift to throw away her mail over the next couple
of years. Yeah. Yeah. How many letters you said that? Uh, you know, just I don't know.
Like I said, the mescalin I just don't even remember. Maybe maybe a blanket or that there
just in case someone right here gets it. Yeah, maybe I'll just call the post office.
Can you say blanket? Can you say blankets to you, sir?
Yeah, to this year.
Hmm. It's okay.
Well, it's okay.
All right.
What's wrong with that?
That's a good question.
It's back.
Good ears.
Oh, right.
Take my I got my house out back if you what is what got you who's this gentleman next
to you sir.
Oh, this is a Mac.
Well, if you were here on time, you would know.
Oh, and that's the kind of leadership that we need.
Excuse me.
So what happened is I've picked my sergeants.
You know, well, let's just do it now.
Why not?
Except for Mack, we're going to hold off on Friday
because I need you to get your feet wet
and see if you even want this.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
But so here's what you missed, Hirosh.
Listen up.
Dokes, great call for Sergeant.
We're going to do Donnie and Ripley.
And then Mack, if he wants it on Friday.
And then one of you is going to become a captain, actually,
and not a sergeant this whole time.
Oh, jeez, my God.
All right.
Yep, so that's what we're going to do.
Does anyone not want this?
Or I tell you, let's do this.
Does anyone not agree with any of these people being sergeant?
Let's talk about that now.
Raise your hand.
I don't know who Mack is, but I got time to figure out who he is.
I've worked with him a really long time.
He's a very good guy.
OK.
I mean, look at that Peacote.
Love you seem angry.
No, no, I didn't believe that.
Go ahead.
Well, how do you feel?
There we go.
I mean, there we go.
Rebelly for Sergeant.
Absolutely.
He's very good.
He's a good leader.
Yeah.
Mac.
I was good.
Have no issues with a feel like a work with him before.
Yeah, I'm not too worried.
Great.
Dokes is coming here from being accused of police brutality on
Let's talk about this love I've promoted four officers three of them
Okay
tower because he actually does a good job well now now that's worse help
please because you you say because when you're in my issues with dogs are
because of the way he performs on the field and does his job in trees is 95 I
haven't had a single excessive force before since I've been on PCS
all happy to do with his nationality or I think it might have been over e good
PCS O
C. Look, it's me at one point. We had every reason to shoot a guy in the fucking face that he let me do it.
All right, I'm fine, then. Make him, make him sorry to that.
We, we need to work on, we need to work on that, love. And I'm not saying that you're aware
I'm happy to work together.
Of your prejudice, but I certainly think that
There, there is no prejudice. It is, it is an issue with him as a person, not the color of his skin.
I'm a great people.
And the only person that's making it about the color of his skin is you.
No, I'm not the news is
No one said love is a racist they said
You're setting a hits on him, but he also said that when he had more craters on his face
Nothing gives him withdrawal actually listen love the only person here saying that anyone here is racist is the news, okay?
And I can't we're coming up on election season. I can't have those kind of controversies. I
Can't afford it. Okay, so you're you're giving somebody a sergeant role to save fate
Basically, you weren't even gonna run again. Oh, I haven't decided what I'm gonna do
You you came in here and told everybody that you're done and you're retiring and what did you say to me?
And what did it what did it did and anyone trying to stop me? I wasn't here not a single damn person
You people don't know how good you have it. I guess sir. You know what I mean?
I'm sitting here. I've done everything for all of you
You know what?
Go off duty. You're done
Get the fuck off dude. All right, come back
No one begged me to stay
Now after everything I've done
after everything I've sacrificed all I'm saying sir is if you're gonna promote
somebody just because some people said stuff on just because I'll have you know
I'm an exemplary officer I lead the leaderboards every week in the number
of reports I'm out there on the streets doing community service I'm out there
doing security for the bars for smoke on water what are you doing stop you're
hurting the fire like us okay like you can I say something please do we not
I have more important things to be fucking doing right now that worrying about someone's fucking work. Please
We all are right. We need to find a Chinese guy and we need to get him in here immediately
One female in high command so that's probably gonna be the next thing showing up on the social fees
We got one. That's that's good. That's head of diversity
I'm not talking to you well I'm the head of HR and head of diversity if you
want to talk to me that you can talk to Gordo because he's assistant head of
diversity.
Yeah, I'm bisexual.
Oh, that's great.
Bisexual and Muslim.
Double points.
Okay, great.
You're a bisexual Muslim.
How does that work?
It's rough.
Okay.
Well, anyways.
All right.
Well, let's get to it.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right. Well, I'll tell you what let's let's do this. Um, so let's, uh, Mac, how
are you feeling about all this? Um, a little dysfunctional, a little dysfunctional, but
uh, I think you can get him in order. What would be your first step here?
Uh, see who the lazy ones are. Yeah. Derocious sitting. Look at them. If you
You got time to sit.
If you got time to lean, you got time to clean.
Yeah, sure.
You told me to take a seat.
I told you that, but, you know.
Not like that.
Is that what you mean?
The situation awareness.
I mean, look around the room, every sand, and then you just
sit down before.
You could sit with a little more pride than that.
I mean, you're all soaked.
Yeah, yeah, it's also like a chance for the 95 that I have
in this thing.
Or do I need to stay for less this meeting?
OK, well, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you. He's just waiting
He's the one that thinks he's more important than ever they going on
We got to him back of it
There's this kind of stuff. Oh Jesus
Deroche
Oh Deroche nice now. He's sleeping. Oh Jesus
We call him us. Yeah, I'll call him go. He must Jesus
while. Okay. So let's go ahead and I'll tell you here's what I'm gonna do. Jody. Yes, sir.
Doing a great job. O'Connor doing a great job. Dogs. Great job. Can I say something
by the way real quick? Yeah, I think love is a great officer and phenomenal and I
working with her okay hey that's not that was nice okay what I'm gonna stand
out no what a stand-up thing to say classy that was real and then love maybe
you're great hey you gotta do better than it yeah it's good start when you're
you're not violating people's rights.
Oh, come on.
You're wonderful.
Well, that's getting there.
It's a little underhanded.
Come on.
When you're begging not to transfer out of LSPD because you're about to get fired because
you're violating people's rights, you're a really good officer.
That's not what happens.
That's not what happens.
Right.
When you pull your LSPD buddies to the side and talk about how you only transferred
for rank, you're really good.
He did say that.
Yeah, he did.
Well, we'll rank that he's a cadet. Yeah, I was an S.T.O. before and now I got the emote.
Well, now I am through hard work and dedication and a diversity head of HR future of the BCSO.
He's doing a good job. I mean, you can't deny that.
Yeah, come on.
Sure.
Hill.
Some people are saying I'm like the Michael Jordan of the department. I don't know who's saying it, but he's on duty
Is that all that it takes sir? It's people just being on duty. No, it takes other stuff like you know
senior ass
Okay, no one is kissing my love. You're you're starting to get a little out of line. Is that because I'm bisexual
Look regular with this talking about how he didn't feel appreciate. I don't know
Oh, I don't know if he's got enough ass kissing going on.
That is true.
No one kissed my ass when I said that I'm not
going to run for sheriff again.
I mean, you all just kind of let it happen.
You know what these motherfuckers sometimes,
they see an opening and they start
seeing that they see the stake on the plate.
You know what I mean?
You guys treated me like I was some kind of guy just
watching a dog struggle in a river.
You guys both look really handsome up there today.
Just saying that.
Thank you, O'Connor.
I was also processing a 95 during that meeting.
We don't need excuse later, we don't need excuses.
But then when you heard about it, then what you said to me, nothing.
I said, no, said, don't you said, no and don't.
Yeah, what, like I'm a waiter coming around with black pepper?
You just have to wait for me to run away.
Well, no, no, I.
That's fine. Okay, so anyways, does anyone know, I'm done talking. Does anyone else need to say anything?
I thought we turned that shit off.
This is it.
If I could ask a couple questions, seeing as I kind of knew here, I just are just basics
that I'd assume people probably have figured out by now.
And also, before you go, hey guys, take a second and do me a favor, get to know Mac,
you know, not not not showing the ropes, but you know, show him around the city because
I know things are a bit different here than other departments and take a second to get
to know the guys.
But anyways, please, please go.
Sure.
curious like what are your um I always like to have a plan with the department uh what's like a
kind of overarching like goal you guys have as a group up here is like patrol the county,
you have to draw, you have to get to here, that's a big one. The Policians, that's your big one,
your biggest. The immigration violations. I'm trying to over the fence over the border. I tell
you I go to our country. Uh the nines to mines, that's a big, we'll I'll show you the mine
later? I still think you should get a legislation that you can ID minors at
any time. Well, we kind of we kind of do have that a little bit. We'll go over
but essentially there's a giant we got the state quarry here and anybody that
has overdue fines we can take them there and make them work in that so the
way that quarry works is well well yes yes. If I if I we've had a lot of
issues the last couple days with that particular wording because we've been
bringing them there and they just refuse to do anything. They say, Hey, you can take me
to the mines, but I'm not working. I'm gonna stand there. If you give me a pickaxe, I'm
gonna swing it and start hitting people. You can't make me work. So we just have to bring
them back. We can't make we need to. We need more teeth to actually compel these people
to work because they just won't do it. It just they just say, nah, I'm not gonna
do it. Well, then, well, then just then just then give them violating a court order
and then they'll just keep grinding their fines up. Because in the court order,
does say they have to do that and then they get the 10 extra months for every
what 5,000 right yes so eventually when they're getting for a resisting charge
you know 300 months they'll probably just be like fuck it you just you gotta
these are criminals you got to wear them down kind of like the rocks in the
mind you got to hit him a few times before they crack then you get the
diamonds inside so if they just want to keep adding on to their finds and
And then, you know, if we know these people because every time we see them, we'll just be able to throw them in the mine. Fuck it
I'm gonna go you got the mind you got the mining nines the mines and then you have the police shins any any like
the thing with the quarry is that
You know it that you can't like you can't just go there and work it only the state makes money from the quarry
Right, so if people aren't that we take them there they bust up some rocks and it's a good way to clear their debt
And also they have to you should actually you should uh, did you get a tablet?
Yeah, um, oh, you know do I probably not get him a tablet. Why'd you think I was talking to you there Ripley?
Sorry, I was looking at my tablet when you said that here
Well, then why would I
Oh, by the way, so, if you go to, uh, oh, there's a notices under government records,
you'll see right there.
Finds to mines.
You pretty good.
Finds, mines, act.
Okay.
Yeah.
And that, and that quarry only makes money for the state.
Okay.
So it makes money for the state, but also relieves, uh, leaves like that.
Correct.
Correct.
What about restrictions do they have by having this that well, we throw them in the mines
and is this that's not standing for a certain amount of time.
Yeah, seven days.
So they're required to pay off their, their debt.
And if we, if they have overdue fines, then legally we can send them there if they're
seven days over.
Right.
So, you know what I mean?
Also, if also if you arrest somebody and you know, they got like $40,000, you
know whatever they did they got like $40,000 for a file which is a lot but you
know even if they don't have overdue debt but but you know they're due to do
prison time if you're sent into prison they can go to the mines as an
alternative but you can do that you can do that at your discretion okay and do
do they start burning this debt off what is it like 250 a rock it's pretty
quick. Yeah. Usually they put up a truck full of rocks and every truck load is like $5,000
worth of debt or they can find gemstones and they can get more but careful. I suspect people
might try to start to smuggle those on there. Interesting. Okay. So they're hitting rocks
is throwing a truck. What do they do is the truck after that? I'll take you. I'll
give you an actually if you just saw, they probably make more sense. All right.
Let's say they're slapping rocks to get there. I'll tell you what me, you and
the ripster will uh... that's all good ripply will
right around give give mack a little rundown
yeah but one more about it anyway
there you go
here we also got these uh... need little uh... ankle bracelets we can put on
p
all yeah
keep track of it you can you can bracelet them up
there's no fence there so you put a break
i'll show you actually
yeah nice
nice
very nice
If you want to know more about the board,
you can ask the questions.
Yeah, I understand how a board will work.
Oh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Huh?
but if I'm doping glitch
okay that's good he's not drunk
oh I'm not on fucking duty
He's a really good pick up.
Yeah.
Crocodile.
People are stealing hypodermic needles in the hospital and ejecting people with this
stuff.
It's probably would have to sell.
Gordon, come here.
Oh, come here.
Nice.
So if you look at.
So if you look at Gordon
Should be able to add a
Tragedy was like there and then you can label it and then whatever you label it is. That's what's gonna show up on your GPS
Don't be mean
There you go
My pant leg I don't want to show it. All right. Yeah, guys after this score, I want to make you take your pants off
How long is this, uh, there you go.
Well, here I'll show you.
So now actually, now if you look, yeah, now you can see it on this boot.
Right there.
Yep.
So, you know, you can see it on this boot.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of things.
It's on my boot.
Yep.
And then you know what's funny.
Now, and you know what's fun here?
If you take your, uh, your first finger, right, if you, if you go in there, then,
uh, then if you think about what kind of actions you can do as a police officer,
then you can go ahead and you can.
Yeah, I'm not a cop.
Oh, shit.
Okay, yeah, let me get you hired
I can do it so then if so I can do it here
So then if so then if I go and I see you have grown man child the only time it really
Is when you trigger and you go to track them I mean know who it means right?
You can't really, I mean that's pretty identifiable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah, so he's got the little beepers.
And if you're in your car, not only do you hear the beep, but there's like a little purple
circle around that general area that he's in.
So you don't know exactly where he is to the nanometer, but you generally know he's
somewhere in this building and he's beeping, so.
We got slurs for these types of people.
Yep.
Go ahead and hit him with the slur, Gorda, tell him what we've all.
I don't like it.
I don't say it.
I say, they are fucking beepers and I don't care.
Yeah.
The penox as well
Politions
The police and have a similar ankle monitor, but I gotta go I gotta go it passed in get this off me
Fuck it. I'm track bike. Oh, okay. Okay. You don't want to go government equipment. You can't go up to you with that
anyways so yeah the police should have something similar they got the actually
what pops a kid after a while why don't we all track ourselves and that way we
can track any cop
I'm not letting you guys you son of a child there's a fly on you okay
it's okay you don't see it the thing they got that they should have a
fucking spit vomit on you and why is it gross all right any more questions I
I don't even know what we got.
Oh, yeah, we're talking about the quarter.
We can't find my guys.
You got initiatives talking about what we're working on,
what we're striving for, what our goals are.
Yeah, I want to know what drives you around here.
You got to have something to work towards.
You see, I'm working towards a functional department.
All right.
I mean, what do you do as a cop for yourself?
I mean, yeah, I mean, what are your personnel?
That's it.
I like fucking people up breaking into houses.
All right, so you're a pink chaser.
No, I answer 911 polls about that.
All right, so you just do your job, okay.
Yeah.
That needs a proactivity here.
I would say I'm an investigator.
Okay, what do you investigate?
The border and the shit coming across it.
Okay.
All right.
What's coming across it, what do you got?
Oh, let's see here.
We got crocodile coming across,
we got weed coming across,
possible human trafficking.
These are the vodka.
Spies, vodka is spies.
Yeah, we got spies coming across.
What the fuck?
They're also called gooners.
They're gooners.
They're Prince of Bobby, yeah, yeah.
Don't like that.
No.
All right, so there's a lot of shit coming over the board.
That's pretty big.
What do we do when we catch somebody like that?
Do we process them here?
We extradite them.
No, we process them here and then their government comes and picks them up and it's a 12 hour flight
Wow, okay. Yeah, they're done for the day
But yeah, we process them here because we want that shit on our record. We want that in our system. Holy shit, it's almost $65,000
That'll be nice
Oh yeah
Yeah, that was for the terrorism case the other day. They pulled up a, remember you were here at Wrangler, weren't you?
They pulled a tanker truck up to that window and they said this is for the mines
The gangs have been pushing back on the mines pretty heavily they had sniper rifles up there in the hills and we're just shooting at us
They don't like it
They don't like people working off their debt. No, what does that mean cuz we're making money?
I just don't think they want to have to
Yeah
down there and we were just scooping them up because we can right if they're you know if they're
seven days over we could just we could just we could just go find them as like a one
that's what the law says they can be compelled so
yep that's what we did they didn't like it well it's not sleep
indentured servitude or some shit like that
to the state. Yeah. So my whole point of this is, you know, I like seeing people who are
yes, striving for something a bit beyond just chasing the daily, daily, you know what I mean?
So if you got if you got some investigations, there's plenty of stuff that's probably
undiscovered that you guys can definitely dig in on. If someone's taken a lead,
you could take people on with it. Or if you don't have a lead and you want to do
something that really, you know, is unattended. Some people can just jump on that. That's a
big thing. And then, you know, that's kind of, that kind of energy gets infectious, since
people started doing better work. This is what we need. Son of a bitch. This is exactly the
kind of fucking leadership we need around here. Okay. I've been telling you fucking
people for how long to do some shit that makes you happy and look at you, look at
love. She's doing something to make, makes her happy. What about the rest of you
guys? You know what I mean? I mean, I don't know if the border makes me happy,
It's definitely very interesting.
There you go.
And, you know, and, and maybe for some of you, uh, like Donnie said,
maybe just having a competent department, getting this FTO program up and running
so you can groom other, uh, deputies into being, you know, decorated law
enforcement officers.
Maybe that's your passion.
Dokes, amazing.
Uh, that's great posture.
Keep that up.
That is everyone.
Everyone take note.
I'm, uh, we got that.
That's great.
Everyone taking note of that.
That's fantastic.
Mm hmm.
Mm-hmm. Thank you sir. Yeah, so I don't want to hold you guys up for too long. Let's see Anita. Yeah, I'm good
Anita
That's Anita, right who knows Blanchard Blanchard
What are you just staring at me this whole time? What do you want to say?
Take it all and sure
What do you got to say Blanchard?
I don't know anything to say I agree with everything that you say everything. Yes, sir
here. You're surely not everything. Everything sir. Wow. Fantastic. Okay. All right. Let's
get out there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get Max set up Ripley and I were gonna take him out
showing the ropes. Yeah. The rest of you guys, you know, make, make, make me look good today.
Okay. Ten four. All right. Good. We can do that. All right. Get out there. All right.
Who we're gonna find you? And then Saturday, we're gonna. Yeah. Uh, Saturday. Friday
We're gonna have our big promotion ceremony. Okay, so Fontaine get working on the FTO stuff work with your other sergeants to to figure that out, okay?
Okay, yeah, great good wheeler. Go ahead
Oh, it's fontaine. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. I mean if you if you want to give me assistance to sir
I just wanted to talk about my report. No, no, I know offense, but I got a lot of shit. I gotta do
Yeah, no fair enough. All right
Hey, can you take a look at the report?
So, what do you think?
Yeah, it's alright.
Yeah, it's okay.
Do you have one minute? Sure.
So, there was a case, LSPD versus McBride.
We won, LSPD won.
The problem is a couple of deputies slandered my name for two weeks
saying that I was corrupt and was using excessive force
and when they got on stand they couldn't even identify me.
Well, you know, Dokes, it's not excessive force until a judge tells you, man.
Right, exactly.
I don't know why they went around doing that.
How did they justify the idea?
Like, what were they trying to, how did they, just ask that they knew who you were?
Yeah, they swore up and down for two weeks that Dokes did it.
Dokes does this all the time.
Dokes is corrupt for two weeks and then they get on stand and they can't, I don't
know who did it.
Hey, quick question, guys.
I got maybe look bad. I got the Polito, you know
You know what
What do they want you know, you know how they can
Yeah, we got a
The foe are how do you know what stuff?
We got a lieutenant deep at the southern coast guard up here in our holding cells, and we're
trying to figure out why he's talking about in the Asian area, bud.
I mean, just fine.
Okay, that's.
Is that Blackbeard?
I'm glad to hear that.
No, it's a little bit.
He's a little bit thirsty.
Kind of strange fella.
Blackbeard probably.
He always talks about walking the plank, but otherwise he just seems like as weird
as all your neighbors.
I don't know if your neighbors are pirates or called Blackbeard.
Yeah, we don't know him.
Do whatever you want with him.
Okay, so he's lying to us?
Yeah
You're obviously a good police officer and a lot of people are gonna say things to tear you down, right?
But at the end of the day, there's no criticism of you that even matters at all, right?
So any anything that someone might be saying to you that you take personally
Is a criticism you don't have to listen to that you just need to decide what you think is best for you
Right because no one knows you better than than than yourself. Okay, so I don't care about other people too much
That's exactly it. So hell yeah, I hear what you're saying. Yeah, and here's the people people are good
You know, they're gonna try to tear you down to get the down to their level
But you know, you but you're a great cop
So you need to ignore all that no matter how helpful they're trying to be
Ignore all of the criticisms if you especially take it personally
All right, so stop being a bitch. That's what you saying
Got it. 10-4.
You can't be taking shit too personally as a cop.
That's just how it is.
Next time I see Sharpen Blanchard, I'm just going to tell him I didn't appreciate them slandering my name for two weeks, like some bitches.
No, you know what?
Hell yeah.
You know what you should do?
Just walk out to them and tell them, I forgive you.
And then they'll be like, I don't really fucking love you.
Oh, shit, I like that.
I'll forgive you.
And then I pistol whip them?
No, no, no, no. I'll pistol whip them.
Oh.
I'm going to get the allegations.
That's what Jesus did.
He just told people he'd forgiven.
He drove them nuts.
Turned the other cheek and all that.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I'm a Muslim.
I know Jesus is Mohammed and all that,
but I'm more listen to Mohammed.
Well, I don't know what he did.
He went around and killed a bunch of fucking tribes
and shit that weren't worshiping the same religion he was
and smashed all their fucking statues
and killed the men and took the women and children
into his tribe.
And he had like eight wives.
He's pretty badass.
Holy shit, that's badass.
Yeah, he's cool as hell.
Wait a minute, what the fuck?
And he was real.
He actually existed.
OK, I might need to look into this.
That sounds kind of cool.
Yeah, check it out.
It's fucking badass.
He's like a warrior, like a religious warrior.
OK, I'm going to look into this.
All right, I'll let you get out there.
Appreciate it.
Thanks, meeting you, Mac.
I'll probably see you tomorrow.
OK.
Still weak.
Still weak.
Oh, sorry.
That's OK.
I said it's nice meeting you.
Oh, nice meeting you too, man.
Sorry, I got a little fight on.
That's OK.
See you, Dokes.
I got some trauma.
Have a good night.
Search space, and then oh, you got the attention deficit
disorder, huh?
Well, yeah, head of HR if you want to talk about that.
Just let me know.
Trauma now.
No, no, I just didn't.
I internalize it.
Yeah, go for it.
Yeah, buried down.
Just don't talk about it ever.
Yeah, that's smart. Um, all right, let's get you hired in here
One four four seven four
Yep, yep, here we go done
Good all right, come on. Oh, yeah, it's geared up
Oh, don't solve that equation I
Harder than her and I want to see if they're one of those idiots of us. Oh
This one yeah, yeah, don't solve that I heard a janitor and I think they might be one of those idiots of
I'm so I'm waiting to and I told them not to touch the whiteboard
I'm waiting to see if I turn the corner and they're just there solving it
Like goodwill hunting. You don't want me to solve it
That's what I figured out
So the janitors, okay? What if they wipe it off? I told him not to
That's tough. That's tough as a janitor
All right, you can change in here and I'll give you some space sound good
I'll be in my office
There we go
That's not how you say it all to the motive. What can you not say idiot savanna anymore? Is that bad?
Yikes, why I didn't know I didn't know
It's just a vaughn now oh
Why don't you know that?
What the fuck was that community just do we even know what the hell that was yet or
There's bullshit
for random chatters. Oh like people that aren't subbed to get get like one of my emotes?
Just want to appreciate how little pet to go in. Okay so just think about duty.
easy easy okay let's take a look at some gear
oh yeah right there oh this guy yeah so what are we thinking here definitely
definitely will need a flashlight if you want to let me know I was here so you're
gonna need a gun you're gonna need your taser don't really need a beanbag shot
gun you're gonna need some ammo some taser cartridges who's you gonna do that
you should police belt there at the bottom you can keep a lot of this shit
in there flashlight if you want to see evidence probably you'll need a
fingerprint kit might need some lockpicks.
fingerprint kit or is that it?
It's below that.
Need a radio.
Radio.
Stand by.
You should grab some spike strips.
oh no this comes out of the budget oh yeah you're good man we got to have
million dollars in there oh yeah yeah you know okay what kind of department would
make a cop buy their own gear that's crazy yeah fucking a lot of them no no
know. Um, well, I get a lot of them do. No, man. No, no. Um, yeah, some spike strips.
You need a handcuffs. I grab them. I'd grab like 10. Just throw them in the belt. Uh,
I gotta grab some ammo here. How do you try to pick up one one? Uh, I think you can,
uh, you know, use your right hand. Yeah. There you go. Uh, and then I get a police
belt to just throw all that shit in there. The only thing that really needs to stay
out of your belt is the radio. Sweets. Flash lock. But yes, this is good. Spikes all this
time. Get some keys. Oh, yeah. Handcuffs on that. Yeah. Need those. Yourself some, some
armor. Oh, yeah. This is obviously not a bad amount of stuff in your camera. Yeah.
If you if you if you want to
The zoom on it is better than you know the camera on your phone, so it's actually pretty damn far
You know, so if you if you decide you want to get into some investigations. That's got a long fucking zoom on it
nice
All right, I think I
Stole Ripley's title. I think I'll make him get another one
Yeah, it seems all right got your radio and stuff got the radio yet. Okay, uh
Do you need a bit to figure out your?
Getting the radio and all that set up like how to do that. Yeah, just everything. What is uh, which
channel he's normally on.
We're on one. Oh, sound one.
Stretch your muscles.
Oh, is it is it one hiccup or suspects?
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Yeah, so I'd get like 10.
That's what I do because because you know what it is,
other people take them and go and process them and shed
and then you know, you just say stack. Yeah. Oh, you can put them in your belt too. Oh,
beautiful. And you put your ammo on your belt. You put pretty much everything in there.
And you could slap handcuffs on straight from your belt. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. All
right. Okay. No, I think straight from your wallet too. It's really nice. Um, yeah,
I mean, I just have one key.
Easy.
You can reload straight from your belt, too.
All that shit.
Oh.
All right.
This is good.
This is good.
Yeah.
What am I having?
Oh, yeah.
That's really nice.
Yeah, that's good.
I think I'm doing all right.
OK.
Um, yeah, you might need a little bit.
Yep.
I got to find a wallet.
Oh yeah.
We'll have to go get that at the store.
Um, yeah, you might need a little bit to, uh, you know, get yourself
acquainted, remember how to, how to cuff people.
It all figured out.
Tough grab people.
Radio.
Yeah.
You should probably get all that figured out, but I can drive you around
while you're doing that.
Yeah, yeah
But you are gonna want to figure that out
Hey Ripley you want to drive sure oh now uh now
Now Mac I remember how much you liked Mac motors
Yeah
Ripley actually if you want to show them
Yeah, we have we have one left we and I got to tell you if you love the motorcycles you're gonna love this
Yeah, we have a little motor unit here
Special vehicle unit here. Let me show you very nice fleet we have there you go ready. Yeah
Thank I think
That's your it's nice. Yeah
Yeah, it's ours. It's ours now. Here, hop on. Give it a try.
These are in it. These are in it. Give it a wall.
Give it a power. Give it a power.
It's a little different.
Look at that.
Yeah, I guess. Yeah, but try it out, man.
Look how nimble it is. Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Okay.
Start her up.
Uh...
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Hey, this is...
Got lights in the sirens, too.
Look at that thing go.
she's a beauty ain't she wow well this is a whoa look it gets up to speed
look at that right really good on foot bales yeah it's okay natural
you'll have to I'll just have to tell them there that I'm just love watch out
Jesus Christ
That's the only buffalo that
Yeah, I did a little bit of inventory we have four buffaloes
It's really bad
I was the only one that we had, thanks for that.
I could just re-key it.
Ooh, we got the Hellfire, nice.
Yep, the Bufaloo.
There's a Hellfire though.
This ain't just standard Buffalo.
Yeah, that's nice.
What the fuck happened to the keys?
Somebody took them and didn't put them back.
Yeah.
What happens with that?
So if you don't have the keys you can't drive the fucking it's a fucking night
Yeah, Ripley, can you give us a push down to the mechanic show?
Yeah, you're good go on
Push me back to line it up, I think yeah
Yeah, now we're going to slide up here.
Okay.
There we go.
Just go the other way there.
We're going to go strong legs.
Okay.
Yep.
It's not a problem.
Man, you can really line that up, can't you?
Okay.
Yep.
There we go.
Okay, then we're just going to go this way a little bit.
Okay, careful.
I don't want you to give yourself a fucking hernia in that.
Okay.
That's the library.
I got a technique.
I'll help you out with it.
Hang on.
You know, the back is the biggest muscle in your body.
Use your back, Rick.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, the Rambar that's what the Rambar is for you. Yeah
Here we go. Now. This is smart. Yeah, we work from a
I think I'm on something what the fuck am I on
That's you break. Hey guys. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Yeah, the work is better mechanic job. That's just up the road
There we go good
Nice great job Ripley
I think that's not the box man. Nice work. There we go. There we go. Oh, yeah, now we're moving
Oh, hold on. Hold on. Okay, straighten it out.
Are they open? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it'll open when we get close to her.
Oh, oh, oh, no, just a little bit. Well, now it's, well now we're stuck on the garage door
I
Surely I could just push it a little bit
The doors door stock
Oh my god
There we go
Tell me it's new keys. We tried it, but he just said he just looks at us like you're not the owner of these cars
Who do you think you are?
Since on our way
So you're the only way to do this
Yeah, it depends on who owns the car, yeah.
Yeah, so someone steals your car, they can't just go, you know, they lock pick it while you got the user in pocket.
They can't just pick it.
Oh, fuck, did I just...
I'll be like, hey, you don't own this car, why can't you use this?
Self-unmanned wing thunder.
Oh.
Nice!
Oh, yeah.
Hey, look at that, she's on.
That's very nice. Very nice
It's an emergency yo
All right
shot you got shot at it you know some fucking lunatic just shot him where like
down the road yeah we got a car over it's gentleman wearing white you got a
beanie on it's going to have been shot all right sir watch your pulling to the
hospital
There you go pull into the hospital
Okay
Watch get out of the car for me sir sir get out of the car or else
Don't resist
Jesus Christ!
Oh, he's got a gun!
Oh Jesus, he does have a gun!
Um, I believe there's a unit calling over with a white car right now, potentially shooting
victim.
He might be 37 maybe.
Hey, uh, could someone from the BCSO, uh, this is a tertiary unit.
Yeah, get that guy some help will you, in the car?
Activate it.
Hey, uh, we gotta activate him with this guy.
Pretty sure it's a simple way.
I'm going to take Brian Mary since I'm in the Balfour Wall.
Yeah, I think we're all great.
Make sure you buckle up.
Our trip to the second area, westbound on road 68, black and color stratum.
One time he's occupied by a presumably simple way where an all yellow jumpsuit
will kind of still leave left south Bonson War Road.
Continue south Bonson War Road, we've been in traffic.
We've been about 80 miles an hour. Traffic is moderate.
Weather is pretty nice today. Continue south Bonson War Road.
Yeah, you really need to get all that figure. It's pretty non-sum.
Yeah, we can take one more sheriff. It's one time occupied.
No, we don't need one more. Two's fine on this.
I'm going to end the work.
Either attack open force, this better.
Now two is clear. Attack two is clear.
Here's the attack two, guys.
All right, back on comms. Continue south on Sonora Road.
Hello, Sheriff.
Is he wanted for something, Sheriff?
Or are we just a 38?
No, no, no.
This is the call from Plant B, where he kidnapped someone.
And I'm pretty sure that he shot him and put him in the car.
There's another guy was shot, and this guy has gone out, so.
Yeah, copy.
Transition Elegant Southbound
HARD FIFTEEN
Simba give it up man, it's not worth it
Hey you're saying Simba for real
That is Simba way
This is not Simba
What are you doing? What are you doing yellow guy?
This is banana man
Banana man
Simba
Buddy
See I knew it was you son of a bitch that's a god damn confession
That's positive ID
That's positive ID
All right, we're continuing southbound Elgin approaching
What's how we go there, too?
There we go
Nah, it's just us on the radio, I just want to continue with southbound Elgin
That's our final route
I'll get the cars up front
So what was south held again?
Excellent comms.
Maintain south of Algyon Pass Fillbox.
Speed 100.
Cross the deleted square.
Still maintain south of Algyon.
Looks like you're going around the
Through a car wash westbound.
Oh, fucking son of a bitch.
Turning south behind.
Be speedy.
Oh, you're going back through.
Going back through eastbound.
Step forward.
Now you went southbound.
Eyes on eastbound.
Crossing through the alleyway to the prime of McDonald.
Yeah, some things never change.
Straight after McDonald East.
Turning into the fire station south.
Right of wall.
That's what you get you clumsy bitch!
Coming out towards the road
Tees man
Going towards the road towards McDonald's
Oh yeah, I'm right here with you
You gotta put it, he's in the wall
No you don't
You gotta kinda stop here on McDonald's
Stop
stop man, just don't do it, just stop being a fucking criminal will you
they can grow through your northbound
what the fuck
alleyway
course mega mall back south where it's coming in
stop it, I'm coming
That's your third car!
Stand mobile.
Okay, very smart. Yeah, so we shoot out tires on the third swap.
I'm sure you're probably not used to that.
The guy in the wake sure just got up and came to come start with the highway.
Okay, let's get some black stratum now, come back and come in Westbound.
What's on Broadway?
From 3 to 2 it's smart.
West Carson.
Alleyway East towards Vicious.
Oh yeah, he's gonna be jammed out here behind the...
Oh my god.
come back to the fire station towards the Donald get out of the way ma'am oh
Christ what's that McDonald's
say this guy's this is outside special probably second year yeah therefore he's
also very much you can't just stop it's so easy to give up I do it all the time
You're being a real cheesesteak here.
Well you stole it.
No power.
Let's just put them out of this damn misery. It's kind of sad.
That's peaceful. Simba, stop!
You can! Just give it up, man. It's a lot easier for you and us, alright?
Just get them down here. Get them down here.
Oh, close, close. That's alright.
Get it down. Get it down.
We've urgent a-belted north.
Yeah, interference cars, I guess, since we're on the topic.
I'm just gonna just shoot them in the face.
We consider interference or, you know,
cars trying to ram us out of chase is a...
It's basically a tip and error, yeah.
They're ramming you at 100 miles an hour.
Oh, fuck!
That Palmino, right by Del Perro, he looks like he might be coming back.
So, you know, they can, but if they do, just, yeah, you shoot him in the face.
You're killing people you're killing people you want to try to do it
All right, you get one shot after this I'm going balls to the fucking wall this is your one shot buddy
There go go get him go chase some tiger
Oh
He's new to the force play nice
There you go
Oh, we got you
You go ahead. I'm gonna give him a pick a match. You go ahead. He's out. He's getting paced. He's getting paced.
Yeah.
I gotta give myself time to get the car.
Yeah, sure.
Well, he not allowed his guy to let me get in the car.
Got one.
I
Car search the black and color two doors. I'm talking about drivers bold very bold
I think that's the car that runs fastest fuck-on flats
We're gonna transition
Westbound howic
You go for pet and you stay in the car and I'll go for shooting tires
Got the other one nice good shit, I got a box that I see speed wiggling
Oh
That one don't shoot us oh shoot you're gonna shoot from the car. You're good. You're good. Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, they're shooting
Okay
Oh, you're good. You can shoot at them
Yeah, you don't like those cars more cops are coming bastards
We're taking shots, we're taking shots back!
We're taking shots back! 78, 78s!
Yeah, we gotta share if they're on 10.
We're uh, nearest cross is LGN in...
No, none of us can out-tire us.
We've got to talk to my passengers on primary target.
Three simple ways, drivers of fault is the fault that he is.
Shit, bro, it's dry!
Okay, we're uh, southbound LGN take-coms.
You got them, Mac?
I can't shoot.
Why the fuck no? You got them bolts?
from the county. It's a comms back if you can. Stand by Southbound, Elgin, Crossing,
Howick, still full-send South.
Black-Southbound lanes, Black-Southbound lanes. Southbound lanes, correct, correct lanes.
Passed it. Left 4, still full-send straight. We don't need spikes, we just need cars
on this they don't have any tires I'm back up you know it is the real on you
know I fucking start seeing things weird yeah it's all good
about the 20th. South Strawberry, spinning that a little bit. We're back on.
Little South Strawberry passing the church.
I think they're taking shots back. Yeah they are. We just need bodies on this thing man.
Take our three guns on the way.
Four.
Coming up on a Tokyo South by Midsbank Arena.
Go ahead, take it, take it. I don't got any fucking tires.
West.
Interinotopia, westbound to Dutch London.
Westbound to Dutch London.
Westbound to Dutch London.
Got you.
Taking our Dutch London foot Cali.
Take it, primary.
Yep, continuing westbound Dutch London towards Kelly. Oh God! They've got both my tires!
We really need to figure that out.
Continuing. Transferring over to Kelly.
I feel like it's too easy.
They're still going.
Ah, BCB, Kelly.
Where the fuck do they go?
I don't know.
How do you lose it?
It's just fucking awesome.
Yeah, let's shoot the tire matter right now.
Yeah, maybe we just disable shooting from the car.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunate, but I think it might be.
I think it might be time.
Let me know about Dutch Lund in South Rockford.
It's just too good.
Or force first person.
I got him right here.
Where's that?
Here.
The Smoochie heading back west.
Nah.
Nah, it's too good.
I'm telling you, man.
South Rockford.
I heard
Again
Ginger right he's going to be old mall. This is a pain for me to get them box man box them in
We're going under
Left southbound. Hint to the Delphiero freeway he's found.
There you go.
Keep up with him if he's just 13, he'll be fine.
I mean, we don't have any tires.
That's what I probably need.
There you go, nice.
Yeah, all right.
Oh, fuck your tires!
Oh!
Got the passenger, he's down.
Fire, hold fire.
I'm right.
Holding last.
The passenger was a shooter pretty much, I'm pretty sure.
He's down.
I see 50.
I got your tazer
Don't shoot the drugs
Yeah, order him out, order him out
Give him a kiss or other
Hands up
I got you
I got you lethal, I got you lethal
Get that bastard
If we could do it nice
He's resisting
I'll go code 4 first
Motherfucker
Oh, he doesn't look like he's been served
He's been served
Sir, come on man.
Put your damn hands up.
Put your hands up now.
Not now, now.
Oh, I'm gonna tease her out.
I should literally ask.
There we go.
That's how I like it. Thank you.
Stop fucking slipping away.
There you go. Good one. Nice.
Nice and close.
Nice. Good job, brother.
Good work.
Good job.
I think I'm under the ground.
I think I should be on the ground.
Yeah, we got a couple sides.
Yeah, I've got one.
Alright, nice. What'd you think?
Not bad.
EMS is saying self-transport.
Not bad, not bad.
We're gonna be back in the saddle.
Yeah, I feel affected.
I'm actually here.
It's weird.
Hey, do we have medical run?
do something hey where's uh we're simba further down the road yeah i think
the deputies with them he's under power is there anyone with simba
there's no one with simba
hey love where's simba
I think he said that they grabbed him on power when they shot him.
Okay.
Oh.
He was in the car.
Oh, whatever that was being.
So he's gonna be low power.
Low power up north here.
That's where I put him down.
All right.
We got any MS going?
No.
So try to get him down.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We got EMS going.
Self transport.
What the fuck are they doing?
There's only like 2-1 duty I think.
He's running to 76 hospitals, 195.
EMS.
They have a hundred and sixty-two employees
Wait, yeah, that's us. Yes. I don't want to have so many people
That beats the fuck out of me
Well, there's a court case today about it
Apparently Rev just walks up to people and says you want to get hired and then hires them and then give some full keys
Someone got he
The MDT of security guard and changing people's profiles
Yeah, so we got corruption
Does that symbol
Hey McConnell, buddy, it's me banana man
Simba way this whole time
How'd you know police intuition and in goofy yeah
you have a goofy aura that is kind of true they call me the goofy ock hello two
guns a dog is that your dog that my dog he named killer for real for real
well is there any of us gonna be your guns for what's no you can't take my
dog I can't and I will no you can't be a car document either my dog
I
Love can you start the report and just put the pictures in there?
Well you shot at us you shot a guy at plan B. I shot your tires
Now we're in the car so you shot at us
This is max first fucking gallant goddamn asshole now
I think this whole city is full of insane people guns
Well, who's Max this guy? And he's right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the guy that put them on your head. Yeah, it's really good.
Well, that was the nice that you did that. Oh, you were shooting at us. I was shooting for tires and I did a good job.
We need to get all four. Thank you. I almost got away too. You kind of almost did. Almost.
What? You didn't.
You're going to jail.
There's fucking medics right here.
They're probably shooting nice in the fucking hallway.
Are you laughing? I'm serious.
No, fucking de-
Look out for my lights.
My brain is leaking, yo.
What do you call a medic stack?
firemen it'll make sense when you see them
why are we having to self transport there's like a million you guys here
This guy's just standing around all day and playing Sudoku.
Yeah, you guys.
All the ambulance is dead.
Why did we have to self-transform?
Because I just can't get back two seconds ago from Plan B.
You know excuses are lies, right?
Yeah, I hear that you guys have been shooting dice in the hallway and playing Sudoku on
your phones.
Shit not me.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You got arrested for that, regular.
Yeah, it's just me and this cadet and the cadet caught like a jet to the...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? I'm a 47.
All right.
Yeah, all right.
Fine.
Yes, us too.
Hey, I'm gonna work my way up.
I might be a little treated.
I think you're gonna be doctor someday, huh, son?
Yeah, I'm gonna be a brain surgeon.
All right, bro.
Well, you know what? Good for you.
Thank you, man.
You know what they say, shoot yourself into the sun and then if you miss, you end up in space.
Exactly shoot for the moon. I say all right. All right. That's it
I'm talking out of this damn helmet. I ain't gonna lie. I want my red hat back
You had it in lost it
Yet the word that's when you're a cadet. I thought you said you want your red hat back
Yeah, yeah, I still have it. I want to put it on. I can't really put it on that song, you know
I'm confused. Were you promoted or not?
now I'm still a bit okay why'd they give you a red hat that's my original yeah okay well good
luck to you sir thank you thank you good luck to you thank you any ice pack or
anything no I'm okay actually I'm good to go thank you all right hey what's up
Bates boy
I know where the burger shop money is going I have several fast food ideas is a fat person
I would love to hear them McDonald's because I really don't understand myself
Nice
I'll show you the quarry too because I bet Simba. Hey Simba. What? How much debt you got buddy?
I paid off 200k last week yo. Oh man. Yeah you want to go to the quarry instead of prison?
Yeah, all right. Yeah, that'll work for me. I'll cut I tell you what I'll cut your time down, too
For some quarry work, that's good
Well, if these guys work the quarry they're kind of on their own free will like they can't they can't they can't that's a property
But people will try to break in there because you know you can find diamonds and shit in the rocks. Oh
Shit, and they try to smuggle them out
So you do spot check them?
Yeah, I mean you'll get a call
If there's anyone in the core that isn't authorized sometimes, you know also just if you want to go there, too
No, if they're just there if they're not authorized, it's a trespassing. It's fell to trespassing. It's government
So there's a trespass
Yes. Very nice.
Well, that's a little bit of a job,
going to the fucking criminals.
Not bad.
That's right.
Take some work.
That's good.
Why are you covered for him?
He probably hits you.
He's a very unorthodox ideas.
I like it.
Are you sure?
Well, yeah.
You're going to get him.
You're going to get him clean up trash on the highway, too.
Pick up a lot of the middle of the highway.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's that's.
Yeah, that's good to pick up trash on the side of the three way.
Then all the trash has to be on the highland.
Oh, you want to get by cars?
Yeah, that's not funny.
Yeah, OK, sure.
We could. Yeah, well, we'll try to get the program.
He's only us fellas.
All right, take me to the mines.
You want to go to the court?
Yeah.
We got to go processing first and they'll drive you there about that.
You know that's I would just take if you didn't have evidence on you buddy. I get in the locker
All right, you know last time
You don't like this. I hired a EJ named hyper rigs to come and play at the mines
Yeah, and then they were like 30 motherfuckers there and I made them all mine and pay off my funds
You took their rocks
They just gave it to me as part of the concert stipulations. Hi musician. I said he hired
Oh, you hired
I paid off like 200 K. Oh, really nice. Well, look what you did in my fucking car
I'm sorry, bro. You did that
20k right there
That is not 20k damages, bro. He had like 20k with the tires on that shit. It was only like $80 a tire
Is that bloom no, that's a replay
I call him psych love
We're really serious about these handcuffs. Yeah, he's not he's not messing around he's pissed. It's not a fury in that one. I
time.
Blazing.
Oh, that's our problem.
So, Simba, what's new on the south side?
You gone to the tails from the battlefield?
Yeah, I watched the most like a fly-off of
building earlier today. He was flapping his wings.
That's pretty cool.
Was he in green tights and have a little fairy on his shoulder?
Nah, he was just a regular, I might have to think of a name, John I have a gun.
Oh, oh John I have a gun, yeah, I've processed him for...
Yeah, yeah, he did some drugs in front of me and then he said, I can fly.
What drugs?
Nope.
You should call a crocodile.
They kind of fire if you really want some.
I could probably get you some.
Uh, no, I think I'm okay.
That shit hit for real.
The real issue is we're going to the south side because my car is fogged, I don't want to drive all the way around like this.
I've got the driver, Jarvis, stated that a stephatic guy in Subway drove, but he's also drunk and fucked up, so I'm giving him a free ride.
Well, the driver did not have a driver, or Simba did not have a driver.
Okay, I'll bring him down.
Yeah, no, he sat there and waited for him to get in the fucking car. He was such a nice guy
The next really know that what is this run on?
That's the thing. He's really not even seeing most of them. Totally
So I even my new friend, uh, forget his name you let this guy take the fucking ball free
I would let ten people take the fall for me if I had to.
Oh my god, memories in.
This is, I just got a fucking nostalgia trip walking in here.
Oh yeah, through here.
Right at the corner, so it's big.
Alright, we are southbound Davis.
Continuing.
Your name Mack, huh?
Like Mac and Cheese?
Oh fuck.
She's macaroni. I don't like to take people on tours like that.
I like I like them to enter into that kind of stuff naturally.
Straight through the form all the way through.
Yeah. If I catch any streets and shit, I'm not going to go easy on you for real.
You know what? I I welcome that shit.
You don't you don't realize how many guys I mean.
They're pretty good.
That's right.
I've been through the ringer home.
I've seen way tougher motherfuckers than you're right.
Hell, Novron, the toughest motherfucker you've ever seen, for real.
You're the toughest motherfucker, then why'd you shoot tires?
Tough like a banana, banana boy.
Y'all shot our tires, you know.
I for an eye, make the whole world blind.
I was trying to do that.
Better than you did 30 minutes ago.
You know, this is actually a good opportunity to show you the opportunity if you go over that.
Let's get this first one on the right.
Yeah, kid, boy, pull your shit out.
Oh, he's far from a cadet. It's just foreign technology
He not a every place I've worked has a different
MDT
This is pretty nice simple way shoes cops got it. Yep, so if you could see here
here. And look at my earliest one though. I got this. I got this. That's kind of nice.
Got the suspect in here. Okay. Alright. So it's nice we can work on this shit at the
same time. It's really nice. Number of charges. How do you uh, where's the charges? So
where's uh, yeah yeah it's the pencil. Got it. Alright so I'm gonna go down to the
evidence here, I'm assuming these guns are yours. Also, why'd you shoot that guy
playing B? Because he shot Relic. For no reason, a girl stole some food and she ran past Relic and he shot Relic so I shot him down.
before I see your own self-defense.
Yeah, I bet that's just something to do with it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
What? I ain't trying to kill him.
I just tried to maim him a little.
Oh, I went with Felty Assault.
You want to go with that one?
No, that's good too, fuck it.
All right.
He's being a confessing little boy.
Why don't you go to drink on it?
I'm going to take it off your person.
I'm going to give it to you.
Yeah, I'm going to do that show off
and tell you for real.
Great.
OK, let's roast.
I should be able to. Can I get a diamond pickaxe though?
Yeah, I'll see if there's any down there. There probably is picture. You see your items.
What do you think about them? Shoot at her car.
That was destruction of a government property. Definitely.
I'm just going to face away from you.
Thank you.
And there's that drink you had on you.
Well, then it was going to be property.
Yeah.
Nothing.
It was kind of hard when y'all just swung your vehicle, hopped out, started busing.
You guys ever think about joining a gang?
We are a gang.
Yeah, that's right, biggest gang in the city.
That's not what I've been saying, bro.
The police really is a gang.
You tried to steal a card, and maybe they didn't.
Well, I will take the GCA off, I think.
Barely even did that, yo.
You tried to you tried to driver he was really awesome like wait
Didn't you take my car? He was on he was on presses. He was on
One car took another car in front of us
Tried to get into the salt dead. Oh, but he admitted
He took a car up in front of the hospital. Yeah, so just to
I swear to God if I got a nice all you always not been to catch me. Oh, I swear
I think I got pretty good charges for him.
Thinking that so we got the vanillism government property shooting the car criminal use of the
fire I'm using a weapon to do that gun reckless evict criminal possession of class one fire
times two felony assaults for the individual at the plant B. I think Grant
they have thought of resisting well I mean he didn't resist once the
bull was inside. Yeah but he ran it remember you chased him and he got he
broke up at least two times. Oh yeah he didn't resist.
Yeah.
All right.
Just if you want.
Whatever.
Get it right.
So he's going to the quarry.
So what we do here is once you're done with that.
In 80 months, 4,000 is what I'm looking at.
Yep.
So you go to finalize charges there.
Okay.
And then you'll see the red handcuff symbol next to the pencil.
So finalize charge.
You need finalizes make sure I got everything you want.
There's a button that should say finalize charges.
Yeah.
The bottom of a.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, got it.
Yeah, so I'd click that.
All right.
And then the handcuffs.
So very important.
Under which prison do not send them to Polito
if they're not from Polito.
We will get sued.
Yeah, big time.
Big time.
So somebody you're guilty, right?
Yeah, I did that shit for real.
Alright, so uh, so you mark him as guilty.
I, I, if he's gonna do the mine, I'll give him half off.
I don't really give a shit.
And he's bringing it down to 40, but you know, that's your discretion.
I'm a generous guy.
I don't give a fuck.
That's fine.
Yeah.
I mean, if you need more generous than him, I just, I just, I just like the charges
are good.
Then I can fuck with the time a little.
Yeah.
Don't adjust the fine because we are in a budget crisis right now.
But the time is fine, especially if they're willing to work it off.
Then you got a whole suspecting place to send them hold them in place because we're just gonna take him to the quarry
Our home in place got it. Yep. So hit bowling broke and then hold in place
Nice, okay good
Hey, DeRosh, I bought your favorite and a pink PDM not to sell any more
I can have this to reasonable as a cop car
I already paid off all my fines
The strip mine
I don't know why motherfuckers don't like that shit, that shit is actually a good idea, they're fun to mine
It's because they don't want to do anything
I get buff as hell working in the mines
Yeah that's true, you do get three fucking strong, you know
Swing around that pickaxe I think
So we have a repair here, but it's just cosmetic
because you know every time we leave you can see your engine was still smoking
so we need to go to the mechanic shop for this obviously but we got we got we got
the cosmetic repair here just so you're not constantly rolling around in a
fucking tin can yeah at least get to get to mobile well yeah and it's like I
said your car's a good shit
nice like that okay how come you never wear the black shirt
actually way harder I don't know oh my god bro sorry sorry I thought it's not
okay how's the stuff not going please don't cancel okay even though she's
touching your bottom line we're almost at you know we're almost at 10k I was
definitely dick activities yo thanks for the announcement yeah you're welcome
we hope the subitons going well how much time is on your clock
are you doing one of those turn off the stream subitons community train we
We don't know what this is yet.
You do?
Pukers.
How long are you going per stream?
Maybe give another 15 seconds or not.
We'll call you T.L.
Until your body feels faint.
How long did you go today?
It's nice to have new teeth. Oh man. I like it. It's not bad, huh? It's nice fluid
Wow, this is a rare community
Yeah, there's a lot to it man
Yeah, I'll probably be time to go y'all
all. Gargoyah with five. That
gift is up for you. I'm going to
find your phone number on there
and call you to make a credible
threat. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Simple good morning.
What?
I've got to go through the
ringer. Gargoyah, thank you
so much for the five gift
it's up. Appreciate that. Okay.
Thanks again for the rain. I
hope the subathons been going
well. Appreciate that. So many
subathons this week. Hopefully
Gary's still on the line. I hope
so too. I'm hoping it could be
minded real good
is it true y'all only y'all only paying him $50 an hour that kind of heartless
we making thousands upon thousands in that bitch for you guys well not for us
for the fucking city man it just depends on how much the governor wants to give
us a piece of shit heavy thanks for the party you like this me relic a euro
probably paid $650,000 in bonds just won't bump his pay up I just it was new
I didn't know if he was how well he'd do you know what I mean? It's like probation period. I
Kind of feel bad for the guy a little I know why
I got no money, bro
Turtles make money hand over fist. I just know it. Why else would you do crime? I work out plan B and open out of now
Bullshit, I'm not playing be every fucking day. I've never seen you at the grill
Also a fish I'm a fishing mentor. I'm a dog trainer. I'm a part-time gem
I'm doing a lot of things yo I got six jobs yo I'll get tired
Yeah old women pay me to dress up in leather suits and shit. Oh shit. What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Look in it. All right. Are you supposed to be here?
Well, I don't know if I'm supposed to not be here. I just
Pardon me you have any debt
Not currently I've paid it off. All right, this is safe property. You can't be here without permission
You can mine for me if you want you want to mine for me, ma'am
No, no, sir. Come on, please ma'am. Please leave the property or else. All right. Yes, sir
What did you mean by or else?
I don't know, I don't even know myself.
You're a finna blow your shit out, huh?
Oh, here we go.
Bang, bang.
There it is.
Gary.
One more day, man.
How you doing, man?
I'm fucking paying tax, man.
Everything's going real good down here.
Yeah, yeah, it's been going well.
Yeah, how are you doing?
good i got some of your
well i've heard a lot about this fellow
yeah you don't even know what you're doing
let me see yeah what he actually uh...
and i was here
co-op
don't you see that on
young people who don't know
i officially paid up a hundred seventy-five years
well i hope the fellow pay up a hundred seventy five thousand dollars in
fine congratulations sir you're currently not in debt to uh society anymore how do you feel is that
gary sure yeah how you doing buddy going on it's mac what's going on mac good to see you buddy
long time no see why did you know each other yeah a long time ago long ways back gary's the uh
courier supervisor as you can see he's uh very uh qualified for the job actually uh wrangler i was
I mean to ask you I haven't had a chance to talk to Tessa
She told me that she was a plan to give me the the opportunity to like a hire and fire people
Yeah, yeah, this is my this is my good friend here Jimmy Jules and he's been helping me out big time
I'll tell you what yeah, I'm gonna get you set up with that. I'm also gonna increase your pay to $500 an hour. Oh my god
Congratulations Gary
You've been doing a great job with the Cori, congratulations.
Hey, you know what?
I'm going to keep making sure people are getting their fines paid off
and the state's getting paid.
Gary, you can thank me for that raise.
I won't thank you.
But what the hell?
I mean, I bring this up to you.
I'll bring it to your attention.
Joe and I.
Did he?
Joe and I just made $200.
All right, well, thanks.
So you're the Cori supervisor, supervisor, right?
That's right. I supervise the supervisor
Pumping you up to 500 we're also giving you the ability to
let's see
Okay, manage members there you go and now you should be able to
Hire you can hire on Corey supervisors now, so congratulations. Oh, thank you so much regular appreciate it buddy
Yeah, absolutely congrats Gary here. I'll tell you what regular Corey supervisors
We're gonna bump you guys up to 300 now. Well, you know what they deserve it because they're uh, they're putting in hard work
I'm gonna make sure that they they keep to the standard that I that I
Lay down
Great standards high standards
So Simba you can keep that back X man. Thanks, bro. Appreciate you dog
Hey, yo, thanks for the hard work. Thanks for your cooperation buddy
Got anyone down there Gary? Oh, no, I think it's just just Simba at the moment now. Who the fuck are all these other people?
There's um, there's Joel in there back to prison and then
All right, so we're gonna take care of you, bud
Yeah, you're doing it here. Yeah, you're gonna spend it here. I'll take shit. All right
You get to work off your time and work off your finds at the same
Thanks Wrangler, I appreciate this
You worked on here for like a fucking day. Hey, put the put the pickaxe away till we're down mining rocks, okay?
Hey, I
show back I think when he was here it
wasn't instead of prison sounds like he
just came here just to work as funds so
if people have fines they can come down
here whatever they want yeah but I
mean if they're cat if they're catching
a fine I mean why does that mean make
sense right exactly well unless they're
really shit bags yeah it's just
I
Wasn't scared I wasn't really scared
Lights
Show back what a true reform looks like
There we go now we're talking
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Working on the mine yard all day long.
Oh, beautiful.
Nice form, look at that.
You know what, that's what's most important is not only they paint off the fines, but
they are perfecting there.
Yeah.
And then I lift this shit with my bare hands like a bear.
Well then Mac, if we do give them the, you know, option, if we're generous enough, give
them the opportunity to work in the mines instead of going to prison, if they decide to be little
dickheads and run off instead of serving on their full time here, I think, what is it,
it's a year?
I think it's an automatic year.
Oh.
Oh, so they don't work their time off here?
Yeah, because it's essentially an option, it's essentially a prison break.
You know
It's a privilege that's what I was looking for privilege exactly. So you know
They're supposed to be here their full sentence. So if they decide to abuse that by running off then yeah, that's a year
I'm gonna run off but not away
I've been the people that have been having behaving themselves
I've been really helping them out, but the people that have been giving me trouble
I've been making them crawl all the way up to the rock crusher
I heard about that.
I've been blowing dirt in their face with the truck.
Great job.
You know what?
I want to know.
I like it.
What's your list of people that are giving you trouble?
So they do find the system again, you know?
Oh, P.D.
Pacino.
P.D.
Pacino.
Right off the bat.
That's the first one that they go.
Doesn't like the work?
No, he doesn't like the work.
He got down here and the second he stepped foot on this quarry dirt, he started
beating out a lot of me for no reason.
Yeah, he's gonna I put him through the ringer, but you know, I feel like it wasn't quite enough
P.d. Pacino. Oh, we look at it. Yep P.e.t.e y oh
Shit, thanks for the tier three sub man P.d.
Peter Pacino got him. Thank you. Well banks young like to walk under his own power
Wow, I think he's themselves. All right. I'm also gonna make a note
I was a pro file appreciate that not complying in the mines
That's fancy
You know I would I'm doing these these people such a solid. I'm down here working the mines with them
You know like I'm having the time that they have to spend down here by helping them out
And the least that they could do is show me a little bit of gratitude by cooperating with me
But they don't do that, you know, they don't do
I was a pervert tag
That makes about sense
I mean, yeah, I've heard that most people do appreciate the opportunity to work it off.
They do.
They do.
Some of the Southside gangs, they seem to think we're like imprisoning them and like forcing
them to work against their will, which isn't the case.
They could spend the time in jail if they fucking want, but I know, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Break out the tiny violin.
Am I right?
Yeah, I mean you give me you give me a list of names. I'll make sure that's known on the profile and
You know
Was the word we use privilege privilege, maybe we'll give them the privilege and just send them. Oh, oh, hey
Hey, Mac, look at this
Open up your GPS and look until you see the fugitive tracker
You did a tracker you see that
Wait, where you seen it on on your map there it's under the farming storm in between go postal. It's number 17. Oh
Yeah, the star oh that so that's a pollution
There's a pollution in this. Yeah, so that's so that's so that's a way that looks like a voids on the
hmm where it's like the black hole Spanish Avenue oh I don't know what the
fuck I don't know what that is well let's go get that fucking completion hey
you guys go get them all right I'm gonna hold it down all right Gary hey just
let me know if you anything we're working on getting you like a little um you
know like one of those little like pop-up offices that they have a
construction such you know what the fuck I'm talking about like the whole
like box offices yeah exactly yeah we're working on get you one of the
like a MIDI trailer yeah of course yeah trailer officer all right Gary you
need my number oh yeah actually what you want to take my numbers just
anything oh fuck I'm on airplane mode shit
Oh, that's important.
All right, there you go.
I'm not going to give you my number, too.
Hey, thanks.
Hey, let me give you my number real quick, too.
Oh, I got your number.
Oh, you do?
All right.
Hey, Matt, you could take mine, though.
Got everyone's number.
Good shit.
Got it.
All right, guys.
Be safe.
317, anyone on that pollution?
Got one in the city.
Yeah, he's enough.
the city yeah he's in that awkward spot on Spanish Avenue I don't know if he's
actually there that's like that that's the dead zone you remember when like we
used to go track cars it always show up there yeah I don't know if we have that
issue oh maybe we know that's just not that's just an odd spot it's not there
anymore. Oh, gotcha. Did we do the common? That's just a common. I bet you everything ends up there,
kind of spot. We do have that issue. How long have we had this shit? What the fuck, DJ?
Has anyone reported this? There's a truck on this fish on the ground. What? Oh, yeah. I gotta
I had to figure out how to pull up the recent dispatch oh um yeah you need to
uh bind that to a button on your radio okay I have it on four on the radio
number pad okay yeah easy
Let's send me a screenshot.
Okay.
Okay, is that up?
Police should be stuck in the nutty buddy.
You're not going to find it.
Oh, okay, thank you.
Is that dispatch?
Uh, what's that?
Yeah, got it.
Nice, sweet.
Look at Jim McDonough's and Bugs.
Are people using this to assign themselves or?
I'm not using it.
Oh my back! Thank you for 20 gifted!
Yo!
Um...
So...
No...
Uh, but we're working on a, uh...
Boys and Lab are working on a dispatch system where...
You know, the dispatchers can actually assign officers to call and even move them to radio channels and shit.
So a couple of recommendations...
For something like that.
Uh, you want to be able to...
Have units as part of a group.
So if anybody reacts or is assigned, it assigns everybody in the vehicle.
Yeah, yeah.
That'd be that'd be yeah, that's that's a good idea.
I'll send it up to the lab and then hitting active calls.
Hey, Wrangler, sorry to bother you.
You're fine. I'm just how exactly do I hire somebody?
I want to hire my buddy Jimmy.
So if you do you have a tablet?
Yes, I do.
So if you go there and then if you go to Team Rosser,
there should be an option that says invite members.
some shit like that it's at the top top right oh yep i got it thank you buddy appreciate it
no visual yet i'm heading south number one too i'm gonna head that way as well
for a female on red pie miniskirt a male a black dark blue
you also pinning calls to the top of this batch yeah for a really good one too yeah that way
people have no excuse to assign themselves what are you doing sir
Hello?
Hey, you're right man.
What's happening? Looks like it's happening in between the Barrio and the Covenant.
Yeah, I'm on foot behind the rush. We can take a couple of mobs over here.
We got them.
I think some gangs are starting to get into it down here.
So Gary's hired under BCSO?
Yes.
He's a scorer.
Now head towards uh, which really that should be it's own
Because you know the entire state
We're on Carson it's really kind of black soul
Westbound. Yeah, he was running for Ripley in the area.
Activating. Activating Westbound Carson South Davis.
Blackheller, uh, Sultana.
High-quoting three times.
North Strawberry.
West Carson.
Blackbush three times. Eastbound Innocence.
North alleyway to Benny's
Turn out east
South turn, back to Innocence alleyway east
North, now back to west
Crossword back towards Benny's
To the west round to Ulza
South turn Ulza
Holy shit, Max comes. This is actually what we needed.
You know what I've realized too? If I bring someone in like that, they like knows a shit
and he's like immediately gonna make him a sergeant. I swear to God everyone else steps
up and I don't know what it is I don't know the psychology behind it but it's
like everyone else just does better too you know
good example it's not even it's just like they want to come off as good you
know
after the fire station alley
I'm gonna head towards Carson.
You need to be lasting towards Carson, got him on the south, or got him on the road.
To the east. Towards McDonald. Alleyway East. If you just drop a
spike strip in an alleyway somewhere, he will just hit it eventually.
Before he's crossing the road, you're getting back towards Carson West.
Give him a moment a bit.
Dave is North Day. Circle in the, uh, pretty much 4 Mary now. West to McDonald. North to Barbarie.
West to the North Elgin.
Alright, taking off, full-sense train, North Elgin. Passing ammunition west to the alley.
I need additional.
We need somebody to get ahead of us. We're on the street to the west. North again towards San Andreas Alley, west, towards Low Power.
Come south, come right out of this.
It's a different fucking side.
He's first.
There they are.
East of North Alley again.
West San Andreas, DCP.
Go back to the alley south, towards the speaking,
PCB, probably towards, uh...
Yeah, I think he's still spotless.
Low power, San Andreas, PCB, somewhere.
Yeah, I got him. He circled around this block here by Lugia.
Yeah, if someone could just get in the alley behind the ammunition
and put a spike strip down, he will hit it, I promise you.
I just need one person to do that.
Yeah, definitely. He's got a shield and a spiking ammunition.
Yeah, I'm just gonna let you know he's coming.
I'll knock him out of the ocean.
He's maintaining north-off and towards Delcaro.
Still north.
Use occupation.
North power.
Yeah, I would say fall to chase till he starts to do these circles and then just find an alley and keep doing it.
West Spanish
He likes to target an area. He'll just drive over it and start spinning around.
So he'll go to the south. Plus do this.
East tower.
North? Yeah, over here. Over here by GoPosal. North will get a place.
East Spanish.
That will open.
The circle is west.
Howick.
We'll go through this west finish.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming south.
He's formed.
He's back towards you.
North, north, north, north.
He's north from San Vito, south towards the cliffs.
He's north of San Vito, south of Horsesville, Cliffs, this is FSC.
Northbound.
Left-runner Cliffs Blvd. Long nice, go with sound.
Go with sound, take in a northbound chair.
I actually don't think the salt needs a nerf.
It doesn't seem that bad, which is crazy.
Awesome pitch up here.
Yeah
It's just classic salt night
Yeah, if I would know this is what I get away do this is what this is shit
Yeah, well...
Hello?
Hello, uh...
Instead of playing...
Instead of playing my fine, can I go to the quarry and just work them off?
Sure, talk to the quarry supervisor Gary, he's there right now.
Alright, I appreciate it man.
Alright.
Yeah, so, uh...
It also doesn't help no one in my fucking department can drive for shit.
That's it.
I think Bravo's code for you guys sufficient on this pursuit. Do you need to dish up?
I
Just go down to the south side
Yes
Oh, that's where you hold that.
Oh, yeah, 24 hours a day.
Relics, I swear, he's one of those guys that's just always online, and every RP server has a few of those people.
Triple in 23, 38.
That's good, though. Yeah, you need your resident DJs.
Nothing wrong with that.
Oh man. You know I might have a prospect you know very very unsure prospect with a good one.
Who's that?
Ummm. Oh shots. I don't know if I want to.
Shots on bro.
You guys are up?
You guys okay?
We're trying to get pictures investigating where we're going for.
Okay do you mind if we roll in?
There's some sort of gang. No go ahead.
I
It don't know it doesn't thank you for door. Yeah, I need some 77 these guys have guns and they've been shooting
We're in the alley off of a rollo and bro. I'm between it
Blackboard or I play three times go to the Davis Plaza
I
What the fuck was that?
Red bitch
Shoot me I will run you over. I will fucking run you over
They're gonna shoot me
They go
My mother fuckers red 40, I'm gonna piss on your grave piece of shit. I'm gonna piss on your fucking grave
Great take oh
Don't repeat
They're fucking aggressive
I would be stopped on this London
This is sufficient units we're going to keep it on main though because these guys are shooting
Copy
PBS is not on
I
Want to kill you
You're about to give your wish motherfucker your ass is mine
You're panicking right now you don't even know what to do huh?
You're just going in fucking circles this isn't going to work idiot.
I thought Spice on that street right there unit.
I don't like to eat.
I'm not.
Ghost on east side of the canals.
Let's run in the canals.
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Okay.
Fuck
You might be trying to take this job
I mean they have a grenade
Okay, well
I'm calling you down in the west side.
I'm dead, dude.
Well done.
You guys can't drive.
I'm gonna be in a pinch and you gotta just head to each level to be able to understand what you're doing.
I can't do it, dude.
Oh yeah, we can't drive.
How about you, man?
Look at what you put yourself in.
Hey, look at this.
Look at this.
Check this out.
Yeah.
How do you feel like that?
Yeah, check this out, bruh.
Check this out.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh you're such a fucking idiot. Yeah, check this out. You're the dumbest motherfucker. I know a red 40
I'm part of the place
Oh, hold on
Hold on
Guffs don't resist
You guys are staring at you
Shoot him shoot him with a ball say
Fucking fucking fucking fucking you.
Shoot him in the game!
He's a Windy's.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You don't Windy's!
You don't Windy's!
Sorry.
Shot sounds fine.
I'm just gonna come here.
I'm just gonna come here.
I'm just gonna come here.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's talk about this.
What are you doing?
I'm dropping man. They're fucking shootin. What do you need to know regular? I'll give you all hold on
Hold on, hold on, let's talk about the hold on
Hey shoot
I'm gonna go be by the arms
Is this gonna look bad for my probation officer your own probation? Yeah
Yeah
Got a little try
I'll make it work what you mean a little bitch
why you know what no it doesn't yet does that doesn't even make any fucking sense
makes great sense I mean a little bitch again I dare you you are a little bitch
I know you are what am I where is medical needed yeah hello are you like
What is wrong with you, man?
What the hell is wrong with you, Sal?
You didn't pay for your phone again.
What is actually wrong with you?
What are you talking about?
I didn't do pay.
I tipped the guy.
I gave Donnie a lot.
Donnie or something like that.
I gave him food to hand out to everyone.
Am I done?
Am I done?
Is that me?
No, but where you came from?
So what the fuck are you calling me?
If you guys come back clean, how do you do that?
Your deputy didn't pay.
So call them.
Not a nice man.
Stop trying to kill me.
What do you try to kill me just now?
What are you talking about?
No one's trying to kill you.
The drool guy.
You hired him, right?
Who?
The guy that stabbed you?
Yeah, drool.
He's been doing this ever since he...
Sal, you're a drug addict.
In your paranoia.
No!
You think it's a coincidence that the same day you put the video out that I'm doing
stuff to the waffle, the drool starts showing up trying to stab me every day?
Yeah, I do.
That's not a coincidence.
You hired him, I know.
I'm not going to attend to any of your delusions.
Banks, by the way, we're not chasing 20 subs, thank you so much.
20 subs is insane, thank you so much, Banks.
20 gifted.
Appreciate that, thank you.
Thank you, Rangwish.
Yeah, let me out of the car, let me out of the car.
Help, help, let me out of the car, let me out of the car.
Yeah, fuck you, Rangwish.
I am Miss Pachy
I think that was right
I'm either Ray Garals or Altair
Why the fuck did they do that?
I hear them saying fuck you
We're good, we're good
Why the fuck did they do that?
Chef is down, we got one officer down
Chef, can you hear me?
He's gonna be lipping around Altair parking
We need EMS, we need EMS for the chef
He's down
EMS, we need you!
EMS, I've seen you.
Yeah, well, I need them to put shit up in the air.
Where is right here?
Sounds revenge, dog!
What's behind you? What's behind you? He's not responding.
Yeah, Wrangler, Kilo Trey did that shit.
Get him away from me, fuck off.
Kilo Trey did that shit.
Call Bob, baby.
You're best at Irish heritage right there.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm 23 at their location, I go ahead and call him.
I cleaned off quick.
Was it just the explosion they got?
I mean, just, yeah, just the three explosions.
No way.
No way. We're gonna get some burn cream on you here.
It wasn't the first or the other. It wasn't the second. It sure as hell was the third.
Yeah. There we go.
Man, just get you wrapped up real quick. There we go.
Get out there. You're on the side.
Yeah. Man, we're just gonna get you loaded up into the van.
They're treating the sheriff right now.
All right.
Was there anyone else that went down with that?
No.
No way.
Don't leave, I'm going to come with you in the ambulance.
Go grab a car ride with us.
Yeah, go grab a car.
Are you just going to bring those other two to the hospital?
I'm being kidnapped in front of central hospital.
I'm kidnapping the black four-door sedan on five three times
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What do you want me to get a ride with you said the row she's up top in the alley if he's still there
Negative they said this cop looks so kidnappable and they approach me with the trunk open
876 with
you to
Central med don't worry. I'm on my way burn from explosions and
One with muscle. If I could have muscle doctors when you're waiting one in the 95 right?
Yeah, I'm top side on the
Can't believe you had that grenade dog. That's crazy
I'm also gonna get a tail run for over here
or someone's there talking to you.
Red in the back, he had a grenade.
This ain't red, this ain't red.
This is B-Money.
All right, B-Money got a grenade.
I actually genuinely did not have a grenade.
I don't know.
I'm motion change.
So you don't see how the grenade is?
I'm just happy it wasn't me.
I'm just happy it wasn't me.
I actually got a grenade right as hell.
Saved your life, man.
There's no tell available like this.
I love you.
That's my job and that is your job and I love you
Well, why is there spikes right there?
Yeah, why are they here and I cannot pick them up either
Yeah, no, there's their super food. Hi
Okay.
I'm gonna push it back.
There we go.
All right.
We'll check for a doctor or something.
Okay.
Please don't die.
Are you... are you calling me?
No.
I'm just gonna go to the hospital.
Okay.
Please don't die.
Are you conscious?
Hey, hey, Mac, do we have any grenade fragments down there on the explosion?
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I have a horrible officer. I'm the worst.
Have you got that explosion you just had?
I'm so bad. I'm so sorry.
I don't know, because they said they had a grenade on them, so I'm just curious.
I swear, I'm not dog shit, but every time you come around I just, I've heard dog shit
and I don't understand it.
Why the fuck did you spike that car?
I was taking out my camera and they fell out of my pocket.
I was trying to document the car, I'm sorry.
I swear I have a good coverage, every time you come around I just have my brain melt and
I don't know why.
You can ask everybody else in BCSL, they say I'm really good, fuck even Dokes asked me
to train him before I told them that I didn't like him.
I don't know, there's so many values there, just making it great.
You know, good leaders inspire people and I feel like they're naturally better around
them, so I think I got the opposite thing going on.
No, you're a good leader.
No.
I don't agree with the dogs thing, but it also wasn't my place
But he is actually going to kill somebody and get you sued
But I am very sorry, and I'm glad you're okay
All right get off the ground
Are you sure? Yeah, come on. I
Can wait does this help? I can go like this or like does this? Oh
Oh Jesus Christ.
On Power Street.
No, don't, don't help me.
Hey, if it means anything, I shot this guy like a lot
and I'm the worst shot in the course.
I'm fucking effing eating him.
Activate E. Left, short found Elgin.
340.
Yeah, you're like, let me shoot the chick with the big titch.
You can't hit it.
No, man, you're the only one of them.
I put you down like a dog.
I had nothing faith in you the entire time just no
Say what are you good?
Okay
I
Anybody else
I
Kind of a flight risk
Carburetor have an activity on tuck. Oh Jesus those going on right?
the usual
What is the use guys we're so close to a 10-hour stream
Gangs do gang shit and then the cream 9622 subs very close
Do corrupt shit
Yeah, well that can happen. That's right there
10 hour streams all week except for Saturday cuz I'm taking off Valentine's Day because it's the first one with my wife
All right, hey
W W husband. Yeah, who's like
show these though? Um,
O'Connor put them down like an hour ago. He wasn't able to pick him back up.
Oh, okay. You just just give him back to me later. Yeah. Okay. It's never mind.
Like I got blown the fuck up. Yeah. Where's the space come from? I don't know.
They're from O'Connor again. I am so sorry. Oh Jesus get up
So our cars fucked up
Yeah, you ever do a circuit, oh you can keep it I'll buy a new one
All right, let me take my
95 in here
Yeah, I think there's only one room or room for
Just get in
What's going on, sorry mr. Cole
You know it's all good. What the hell they do
Okay
No, no, well, yes, I don't know it's weird. I'll come down talk to you about it
You're fine love don't worry about it. You're fine
Who's Miranda you guys do Miranda? Oh, yeah, we do
Yeah, we're eating this Russian back there love
What love read the rights
You have the right to remain silent anything you say or do you will be held against the court of law you break this journey
You've got a port of attorney.
One will be provided to you by the state if one is available.
So you understand this right?
Yes.
Guys, let's pop that subcut.
That's over.
Fuck it.
Yeah, that's cheeky.
Oh.
I believe you shot me.
Yeah, that's not.
You shot you?
Yeah.
You were shooting down to the south side, too.
What the fuck's that all about?
Put his ass down.
Yeah.
I wasn't shooting in south side.
It wasn't me.
Yeah, we saw it.
Not me.
What was that for Mike?
It's not a car, the car was doing it.
Really?
Oh, he was also shooting the car.
I don't know.
You don't even want to look around.
You just don't notice people in your car.
I called someone on the pages and his name was Blackbeard,
and I've been with him.
And then I got in another car, and now I'm in this situation.
Wrong place, wrong time.
You guys got all the chandled?
We got to get that car.
Yeah, look, I'm going off duty.
Love, will you show Mac the ropes?
Hey, cross me those keys.
All right, here.
sure
oh oh oh oh sorry sorry one of these
all right
I ran two times so you're going to get it
good luck
thanks man, good shit Ryan, I appreciate it
yeah no problem uh... I guess uh... you're gonna be on duty tomorrow maybe?
yeah, yeah 100%
oh cool, great, alright I'll just talk to you then
yeah
uh, level, level, level shit
new beginnings
uh, let's go grab that car
Dev time
Yeah, I'm kind of leaning towards just hosting Tim act
Or I could do Dev time
Good hosts I'm happy to see him playing
So I think we host here you want Dev time I mean there's gonna be plenty of that
I said I was doing dev time I did I also said 10 hours at 10k, but not
It's kind of tough it's kind of tough, you know what I mean
Penta what did you want to tell me I'll DM you I can't say it on stream which sounds ominous, but I will I
I
Got you guys there. I think you should not listen chat, but I'm also in chat. So tell me what to do
It was all G money's idea
I
This is all fucked up for me
Hello, hey, what's going on?
How much yeah, I don't think I'm depressed anymore
Yeah, so I just want to let you know that
I asked you to not be depressed anymore.
I need some of that shit.
Well, I watched a drug addict going to work
and he was so pathetic and depressed himself
that it was really freaking out his entire staff.
And I realized that's how I'd been making my deputies feel.
And it was just kind of a moment of Jesus Christ.
This is how people think about of me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I know.
I need to see a drug addict.
Yeah, so I'd go to plan B and just wait till Sal gets out.
Yeah, it's out.
Oh.
Yeah, he's not doing good, huh?
No, no, he's not.
Yeah.
So you know, I was thinking about this couch in the back and stuff,
and you know, I think I'm going to buy a house soon.
So if you want to sleep on my couch, that's okay.
You're buying a house?
Yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
Um.
You know I'm married, right?
Who?
Happy?
No, I'm not happy.
No, no, I, I'm married to happy.
You remember happy?
Oh.
I wasn't sure.
Like we were still married or not because I kind of went on like a crazy drugs engine.
I don't remember what happened.
I thought we were twin flings.
I think we are twin flings.
No, okay, okay.
So what is that?
So you could just be married then?
Yeah, I mean, it's not like the happiest marriage,
but I am still married.
And I'm just letting you know that
cause happy is alive and he's here
and apparently we're school together
and he is known to like,
you know, I remember how I thought you were dead.
right yeah that was because I thought happy killed you right I remember that
old thing yeah yeah okay okay yeah that's fine that's fine no I fully
understand so kind of so um like yeah how that sounds awesome maybe yeah yeah
that sounds good I don't think your husband can live there though that sounds
weird yeah okay okay great well I'm gonna go to bed but I'll let you know about
all that then that sounds good well so fight a lot and like break up all the
time but right now he's my husband you know I got to tell you the other day I
was down there you were looking really handsome I look handsome yep so so did you
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so...
What?
Uh, alright.
How the hell did you do that?
Should I? I should probably decorate a house.
But I also, uh, I think it'd be funnier if I didn't answer.
But I also kind of want to raid Tim, that's tough man.
Dev time, Pog.
I should just lock in and do this fucking house.
Do another time.
No, because I want there to be a lot of them and the only way it's going to get done
as if I do them. Let me make sure though.
Holy shit
Like a rich am jar
No, I should I should really do this house because I like I said I want to get done at least nine of them
and I also should add on to existing ones.
Let me make sure these are set up.
I'm not sure what to do.
Do a few existing ones will probably be better than certain new ones no cuz I mean I got to do it
Gotta do it you got a job to do you gotta do it
Okay, I lost a bunch of guns. Yeah, he told me that.
We need the door when you have a window. True.
People of house decorating.
Oh my god.
You hate it?
Okay well those of you that hate this kind of stuff then you can stop watching if you
want, but this is something that really needs to get done.
I don't think we have any setup for this yet. This looks kind of nice.
What am I doing?
Decorating. It's not really dev work, but I like to call it dev work.
Some light dev work. Yeah. It's design work. This is kind of cool. So I like to have a,
I like to do like a couple themes per house.
Can you hide shit in the chimney?
Sure.
Um, get a feel for it.
I really, I want a pillow house.
Like a money house too.
Kind of like a crypto house would be cool.
It's like a house that's just like there's just like a bunch of money everywhere, you
don't take nothing else, right?
I feel like a lot of safes, you know?
That'd be kind of cool.
What about a hoarder house?
Yeah, Joji wants to do something like that.
Crack den?
Yeah.
I think we could stand to use like a really cool weed house too, you know what I mean?
I should write all this down.
Or else I'll forget.
Hey, forbidden notepad time!
We need a weed house.
Crypto house a pill house would be cool
like a weird hunting house to you a sex doll house did you see my one did you
see my house I decorated last night one guy I'm gonna lock in on these cuz I
want dude I want I really I want the fucking robberies to be sick man there
there needs to be just a ton of shit you know what I mean
What's your like a cracked in house?
The robberies are in our resin sleeper.
I know that's why I'm doing this.
I'm fucking doing it, man.
You know, they say if you want something done right, you know, boys.
you a puppy mill house.
Be kind of cool.
Dogs pay someone smarter.
I don't I don't think there's anyone more qualified for me to do
this job because I just I have a vision.
You know what I mean?
And fortunately, fortunately, the person who is smarter
matters set this up so I can have a bunch of tools.
Right.
Which is good.
I think like a...
I think like a drug.
Or a drug table.
These are guns too, cause I guess that makes sense.
Holy shit, RVO7.
25 gifted subs, holy shit, thank you so much for that.
Huge, thank you man.
real one for streaming this well I mean I was doing it the other day and I'm
sitting there and I'm realizing you know I could just be doing all this or
just be streaming all this it might not be the most exciting certain thing to
watch but like maybe it is I don't know
Maybe it is.
Okay, so the way it works is you start everything with
prop place right and then from there you do the model tag right do this and then
depending on if you want it to be like what's whatever you want to do matters
hasn't set up to where you know you can put a tag after it right so for this is
just a bunch of bottles you know what I mean I guess we could I guess like if
we wanted to get you know kind of weird with it that's another thing too some
of this shit it just straight up will not be in the fucking server so it's
kind of weird so you kind of have to go through it sometimes
oh this is some good stuff
it was like a cluster of bottles though I guess we could just
I'm gonna do something like this just kind of function or just kind of throw them everywhere.
So what we could do is we could put a tag after this right at no tag means that they
They can just pick it up.
We could, since it's like a beer bottle,
but we could really make it whatever we wanted, right?
So if we wanted this to actually be,
you know what I mean?
Like a bottle they could pick up.
We could do that, right?
You guys are really proud of this one, aren't you?
I guess this could be.
What would this even be?
Just bottles?
What do you do with this?
Maybe we make it to where you can fill it up with gas.
Make some mollies.
be kind of cool is that too good though I don't think Molly's are that good are
thing I don't know
we have an icon in for you we have a system to make those what's what I'm
talking about I mean I tell you what I I think Molly's would be cool though if we
get the housing system in because look at this shit man
you know I mean I think you can just fucking I mean I don't know I don't
even I haven't even tried this yet
that's crazy okay
maybe like some maybe that would be kind of cool you still don't put gas maybe if
Maybe if you have the bottles the cops get an alert when you're filling it up with gas there's like
Suspicious activity alert
What's the damage like on that I guess we could like
I'm just trying to nerf that one on the wall.
Oh, that's...
Come on!
The worst!
Ehh!
Maybe if we just nerf it a touch.
It's not that bad though, like it's not a one-shot.
Okay
It should be kind of hard to get so
Pop should have armor too what does it go through armor?
This is the house I was in
So, we can do this, call it a bottle.
And we're just gonna, I guess we're just gonna start by just putting this shit everywhere.
You know what I mean?
Um, we should like find a bad two.
Like a cracked bad, do you know what I mean?
Oh, this is good if this is it.
Fuck.
No.
There's some pretty grimy beds.
Oh, is this in?
So for those of you wondering what I'm doing, I'm on my other monitor, so you can like,
There's a website, right, and it's called Plebmaster, and you just like look up, I don't know, a fucking table, right, and it'll just pull up all the fucking tables, and then you copy it, you know what I mean, yeah, it's a prop library, um, oh, this is what I was looking for, perfect, you know what I mean.
You can do like this.
What if it's more of a kitchen thing?
I could give you a theme idea to chat GPT and don't fucking get fucked off with that fucking shit.
I don't need chat GPT. Fucking cocksucker.
Fuck that. You think I need that?
I don't.
I should put this table somewhere else because this is uh, like I can just make this look
like a fucking...
So we're gonna do a new tap for this too. We'll call it let's call it crock table
No.
Ooh.
Should you be a- you know what?
I tell you what.
Let's do this.
Let's do- you can get Kroc off some- like just like one or two items, right?
Um, like this you would, right?
I think would you? No, maybe not.
Not off this, but we should have... Well, I don't know, maybe actually.
Just on the table. Just on one or two items, and then throughout the house, we'll just like scatter a bunch of ingredients that are like made.
That are like used to make crock, that way it's just a bit of a...
You know what I mean?
It's a bit of a hint.
Maybe about syringes. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, like that so
Where's your name room like I said I like I like these to only have one or two
themes. So for this I think we're gonna do like bottles.
Okay, so here. So, well this is a crock table. I'd say this comes with just like one or
two crocks, not a lot. And I need to let matters know. These new tags are matting.
girls you'll wake up and be like what the fuck is all this new shit
Crock table we'll say one to three
Crock
And then we can do this.
You know what'd be cool?
Let's do this.
So,
this is kinda cool.
You guys are getting to see the thought process
a little bit.
So we can look up pills, right?
Ooh, fuck, look at this shit chat.
Okay, hold on.
Ooh, okay.
Oh
Oh
Do like some of these around yeah, where you did this like has like a few more you know
It's like a couple you see real service there's a lot of this kind of shit
like a pseudo stash yeah and then you always should do to we should do like
these bottles we'll just like scatter these all over the fucking floor and just
call it pill bottle and then these and then you know what we can do we can make
these like I like to put you like under two you know what I mean so you kind of
have to really get in there you know
Um, I think you can. Oh yeah you can. That's really nice.
Do you make it so if you're stealing and are careful the chemicals blow up?
I really fucking hate mechanics where you just instantly die without any kind of warning
or anything like that.
I hate just like grief mechanics, you know what I mean?
I just, I, we call them fuck you McCann, at least I do.
So I really don't like that kind of stuff.
I swear there's like some better bottles.
Oh
Listen there's some good shit
can we see the other monitor now that would it would take me forever to sit
here and just switch back and forth
facecam guys you're getting a little too demanding I'm gonna be honest
I
Pill bottle
Do this do that put a wiener in my butt pencil yo pencil what's up? I was wondering if you could put a wiener in my butt
this might be the best the most you guys can find a better one this might be
You're a fucking abuser for thinking that dude.
You're a fucking abuser.
I'm literally being abused.
You know what'd be kind of fun here?
We do like, we like scatter these around.
And I guess this like
Pill bottle I'd say like one to two pills
We cut this to we cut this music you can keep the overlap because I do like it
Thank you.
How to cook crock
Well, I wonder if, like, let me do this just to test.
Well, shit, I wonder if there's actually just a fucking...
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No
they really they really don't have a lot of stuff like that which is weird you
know what I mean
I'm not saying I even looked up crucifix
like we can
They really don't have a lot of shit like that.
This is kind of fucking weird, I like this.
Make one with the syringes.
What would it be like?
Oh, that's fucking weird.
What would we like?
Oh, that's a fucking bigger one.
So shit like this.
Oh, I see it.
Oh
House is too clean for a crag, then well I still want to put a bunch of these needles
everywhere
That seems like a while and then we'll we'll grime it up
But I figure if I put a bunch of like
and beer cans. I think in this room and in the certain bottles and shit, cans and bottles.
Hey, I know you just started, but this isn't up to my standards. Yeah. To be honest, I feel
like the drug house should be the one you find the random shit inside of. Yeah. We
We can have like, um, we can have like, trash bags and shit, um, we should probably just
pile them up in the kitchen.
So this is what rockstar named them by the way this is rockstar howl over decal shit
very professional
what is this what is this
I don't even know what the fuck that is, I can't even tell him.
Oh.
God, it looks so scuffed.
I
Wanted a hoarder house
It's like a lot of things that I want to do
This is shaping up though, but yeah, it's so this one's gonna take a while because like I said
I want there to be like anywhere between like 50 to 100 like things that you can interact with
you know in every house I want I want these I want these houses to like I want
it to take a while I don't think clearing it should even be possible
oh this is nice okay just fucking yeah the house robberies need like a lot more
more depth and shit to him.
I mean, this should just go like some shit,
they would just be in the fuckin' corner.
Some broken glass.
One guy, can you make a website of the props?
So Penta can decorate.
That exists, that's, I'm using that.
Looks better on this floor too.
Yeah, exactly. It makes you feel like you're rushing against the cops and it actually does
take a while. Like you're actually taking a while to look for shit, you know?
Well, no, I think we'd want, let me see, okay, so we would want these to be searchable.
And if you guys ever, I've sadly been in houses like this, and let me tell you, it would probably
be in a hallway like this, the trash bags would just be fucking piled up.
And in the kitchen.
We can make these searchable.
just gonna be my week, huh? Okay. It's fine. This needs to get done. Okay with this. You
like Sims time? I like it too. It's very meticulous, but you know, I mean, it's just
one of those things where it's, it kind of just feels like I have to do it, you
know what I mean. This one can be like laying down. And you know, fortunately, it's nice
because like it is one of these things that I can do. You know what I mean? It's like
within my skill set. It doesn't take actual dev work. So it's it's nice that I can
kind of help the devs a little bit right
we're just going to pile this shit up man
The
counters need to be more dishes than counter.
It's kind of weird.
Is it okay if it clips a little bit?
I guess.
It doesn't really matter.
No one's going to fucking notice.
It's really not bad. It kind of does just look like it's piled up. It's actually pretty good.
It's clumped. That's a bit annoying, but it really, it doesn't look bad.
Trash bag, Dev!
Also, I gotta keep the windows in mind.
People are hopping in and out so I try to keep that in mind.
This doesn't really have any, doesn't make a ton of sense but I guess I want it.
It's a fucking crack house.
I'm just sleeping 130 you just woke up yeah this is gonna be my life because I like I said
I gotta get these done man I really I think that the house robberies are super underwhelming
right now. Shit's been fucking stressing me out.
Oh yeah, now we're talking.
Where though?
I don't think I hear.
Look at real crack houses for this inspiration.
I've been in houses worse than this man.
I guess not quite.
Like the needles on the ground, I haven't been in quite that bad but I've been in
some pretty pretty rough houses for sure. Not too far off. It's almost a little too, like
this looks blown up. Is there a way that community can only build these things? I don't need
help from anyone if you want to help gift me subs check your prime oh it's nice
but that just that just looks kind of fucking scoffed now I hate that I don't
what you need that is
don't recommend I use AI
the walls look too clean
buddy I'm fucking working on it just a tire sure that's
What happened here?
Just a random bullshit, just some fucking crackhead shit, you know what I mean?
Just a fucking tire.
It's so big, it's so big.
Yeah, that's a random fucking tire in there.
But you know I mean that but but then we can get kind of fun with it, you know
we can like put shit behind it just makes me like really have to look for
shit you know oh it's kind of nice
Yeah, and a house like this there would there just be more fucking trash bags just random shit
You know
Is a broadsporter does that let you join a loud list no that is just prior for Polito
what's the most random thing you've seen in house IRL the most random thing I've
seen in a house IRL is a actually a woman that I was dating with her secret husband
and child. Um, I would have to say is the most random thing I've seen in a house IRL.
Uh, that was pretty random. All right. W home record. Well, I didn't know. A car engine
for you oh that's also pretty good all
right dude you know that you're in a bad
fucking house if there's a bathroom
ash tray this is the sign of being in a
bad house it was really random when I
found some guys dick inside my wife at
10 AM 10 AM Jesus.
Okay, this is coming together.
My wife.
You guys like this kind of content?
Kind of cozy.
We'll be on the street.
We'll be on the scenes action.
Okay.
Let's see if I can see which one's which one's which one's which one's which one's which one's
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
fucking place
I wonder if there's like a...
I think there's a ton of plants.
Shit, I'm on the ground right now.
Always got to have a bunch of just random shit that you can search, you know what I mean?
It's really important, and they saying just random shit, you know?
Yeah, it's good. It's nice.
Let's do some shutters too.
Actually, yeah, that's good. I like that.
I get so much out of the way to do it.
Okay, cool.
And the bulk of models.
There's my structure.
We're broken by all the sync action, why not?
Oh, this can be good, just to kind of fill shit out.
Oh yeah, oh that's great, that's fucking, that's great.
Damn this takes a lot, very meticulous, uh, meticulous, I think that's a word.
Oh yeah, that's kind of nice.
That is nice, six fills in all of them, you know.
Some shit.
Some garbage, there you go.
Open that up there.
Maybe then we can even like put some of it under there a little bit.
Oops.
Yeah, I like that actually
No, we're just you know, let's do like this
I need more sex dolls I don't really I don't like to use the sex dolls because you don't
Like they're not real. You know what I mean? You only see sex dolls in like video games and movies and shit
I like this to
I'll do this little like random like
Later and shit
Put it on the rug it might look better it makes it look flatter actually has more depth here
That's still not kind of nice.
Okay, no dolls, but how about some mannequin parts? That's too light-hearted to me. I like to just really make this look like fucked up.
You know what I mean? Like, that's too like, that's too campy, you know?
You know, I'm going for actually realistic, you know.
Meets less lighting.
Immersive.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably
Lots more bags there too
You know what I mean? Then I can like add beer cans onto those, I'm sure.
So I'm gonna...
Kinda...
It's not bad, I guess.
Actually, I don't like that.
Fuck it, it's there now.
There's a fucking car wheel inside.
It's a fucking random...
I think there's always shit like that.
You know what I mean?
like this, what the fuck is that? I don't know, some fucking, it's like a zip tie, they
they don't be really cool
I'm sure.
Duster.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a little like
props are nice to kind of like fill it out.
It's still good to like go over it and just add some more shit like that
NG proc pizza all right, let me see let me see
Yeah, I think I have a much easier you know
any roaches
I don't know what's this shit, this might be good.
It's not bad.
I don't hate that actually.
I really feel this out.
It's pretty good, actually.
I don't get to point at the tire being near the trash pile.
It's clearly a price-possession, not garbage.
Yeah, yeah.
There you are.
Holy shit.
What is this?
Hold on a damn second.
Is this in?
Okay, that's crazy.
I'm gonna favorite that, so I don't forget it.
That's fucking cool.
I like that.
I'm not gonna use it here, but I do like that.
What am I doing?
Let me check one more.
Was that just a fan?
Sure.
Was the decoration caused lag close by or are there low memory?
So the way it works is none of this generates until people start the house
robbery and then basically essentially what it does is it just picks a random
layout and then it just generates in a random location where you know where
there's house robbery. So this isn't always there it's like procedurally
generated.
I think he's like crack house to just always have like random fucking car parts and shit
I don't know the couch needs to make shift pillow I can make it so you can move it.
Horses have he's been saying this for like an hour, but to please pay attention to your friends. He's been saying what?
I'm in the I'm in the flow say man
Prop crack pipe, okay
Just give me one second here
The thing is like I'm making this bag searchable just knowing damn well no one is gonna even fucking search
Maybe though
I might actually now that they know
I
This blue table random the search table. Yeah, I can just it can be a lot of shit. I
I think I saw that crack pipe like I saw it on the list the image in it level
Oh might not be in the server. Oh it is
This isn't a crack pipe isn't it
Wait, I've smoked stuff out of this. Wait, is this a crack pipe?
I mean, I guess anything can be a crack pipe, really.
Was it a crack? Well, yeah, but I didn't think it was a crack pipe, even still.
Chat somebody actually lives like this and they're watching the stream right now, I bet
It's me right here, buddy. I
Admire pet to despite the allegations
What allegations man, what are you talking about?
Are there allegations?
They're all true.
I'll tell you what I'd do it again.
I admire Penta because of the allegations.
Thank you.
Where's this fucking random shit?
I hate when I say I hate when I joke about that guy because there actually could be some
allegations. Maybe there is. I don't know. Okay. Oh, look at us. That's beautiful. Pretty
It's like some other kind of bags in the area.
Like that.
Oh yeah, hold on, now we're fucking cooking.
Get some like on the counter top, so you know.
Little accent trash bags.
Make an interior decorator for fucking crack houses, it's nice, looks good, that looks
good actually.
That was a fucking interior decorator.
This house looks like shit.
of
I'm just on the fucking table for some reason. Oops.
It's coming together, huh?
Grims are gonna come in here and be like,
is there even anything to steal?
There's a lot so far so you can search all the bags the pizza boxes the bucket you
can search all of these bags all of them trash bags the pizza box bag up there a
bag you can pick up all the syringes which those are pretty good I don't know
what the fuck I'm gonna do with the syring up
I'm probably going to hide some syringes behind the toilet and shit, so I probably should
put that there.
Some pills and stuff.
Yeah, I should probably have just like some guns around the floor too.
This might take a couple days.
Let me see if this works, I hope it does.
Oh, fucking beautiful.
Uh, okay.
This Loki kind of does make sense.
Uh, hmm.
So, like this.
I should know what I should do.
I should um...
I like doing stuff like this
where uh, ooo fuck, damn that would have been really nice if that wasn't the same one
She's came like
around the ground
She's like six of these
So, I'm going to go ahead and
is weird for me sometimes like sometimes it helps me lock in other times it helps me unlock
or like it unlocks me you know what I mean?
Now we put the bed over it so people need to actually flip it to find the shirt.
I like that.
Gun under there?
Accepting ideas for props. Yeah
I got another kind of might have been nice. I could do like a gun
Flaming trash can oh that's a good idea
Well, there's some I tell you what maybe I'm trying to think because in all these houses
I do like for there to be like some safes and shit.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's good, Shappie.
I don't really a thing though, like we can just make it look like, like they stole one.
Cause there's a, I think there's like, I think there's like hatchets and shit, and like,
Yeah, so we could do, oh, fuck it.
That'd be perfect for this room.
We'll call this HTML.
And so we got to make it look like they were trying to break
do it. What does the back look like? That's not very f**king helpful. I think that one
Breaking Bad episode.
A screwdriver.
I can just like, oh, that's fucked up too.
OK, so.
Dead body under it.
Yeah, we could do some body parts under it.
Let's go out of here to check out.
See, I knew there was a reason why I was streaming this.
Maybe it should actually be on the other side.
We can add like, um, make some tools and stuff around it.
You know what I mean?
Can you remove me eating all three of them?
It's making me hungry.
I think this is going to work too.
Yo, okay, hold on, that's fuckin' sick.
Oh
See we're storytelling we're storytelling like bing-bao keeps saying through the environment verb. Yeah, thank you
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
got to move the AT away from the wall a bit, someone would have actually been able to fall
down brother nobody is thinking about that I promise you my god
they're just gonna see this shit and be like oh fuck it was hanging from the
ceiling I mean it doesn't matter the
problem is that there's no texture
there's no texture behind it and there's
no texture right there either so it's
fucking it just works it just fucking
works
That's fun.
It's got a drill on it actually.
It's got a nice little drill on it, actually.
It's a nice drill, that was a nice drill.
I mean honestly we should probably make to where you can take all this shit, I don't
I don't even know if there is a hammer weapon in GGA.
I actually have no idea.
Chad, I'm an out of touch streamer.
Is this how you hold a hammer?
I know.
Oh
It kind of makes it look like you tried to stab a beer bottle into it.
That's just the fucking car seat.
I love it, man.
You know, I'm trying to think.
We make our own assets. Yeah, Yanks makes some. You know takes a while, right? Oh, I hate that. That's like that
So in the doors opening now
real man of the year yes
You guys remember that?
This might be a two this might be a two parter
Joe G's houses are so cute. And then I make this shit.
Oh, here's a good one.
We can do stuff like this.
And this will just be a loose pistol anyone can pick up.
It's kind of good actually.
Information registered.
Ooh, that's a cheeky little spot.
Okay, I like that.
It's good.
You know, I like to kind of suffer if I make sense.
Some obvious ones are okay too.
Okay, two.
That's nice.
Cool.
Couple good, I think only two,
I don't wanna go two gun crazy this house.
I think just a couple, maybe I'll add a third.
Somewhere.
Somewhere really real.
Oh, hold on a second.
You know, of course, I'm streaming this,
so people won't still find it, but maybe not.
Boy, that's going to be hard to find, if you even can.
Oh, that's a very good spot, Penta.
very good spot. Can you even grab that? I think you can, yeah.
Can you clip stuff? Can you clip stuff personally and other things? Yes, you can.
Yeah, you can.
I think I made it so you could pick up that.
that's that's plenty of guns for this house
It's awesome you're making this house for sale.
Thank you, man.
It really is, isn't it?
Just make some random shit.
It's a wolf.
I feel like, um, I don't know what it is, but this just makes sense to me.
And then you know what I can even do, look at this shirt.
And then someone can actually say that they didn't find this gun.
I'm surprised no one set up pens for a house decorating job yeah yeah guys if you ever want
your house. Well, I'll miss you. What North put prop Turkey leg? What is that a thing?
That's not bad, but that noise is kind of fucking with me a little bit.
I don't like the noise.
That's a thing?
Oh, turkey!
I don't know.
here. I don't know. Well, now I need to make the penthouse. Right next to the sink. I'm
I mean, this is the penthouse I made it.
Put it in the pizza box and put it on this plate.
There we go.
It's nice.
It's just more blood on the wall.
I don't really like that it's a different color though.
Nah, I hate that actually.
I guess some on the ATM might not be the worst though.
It's kind of fucky though, isn't it?
I
Why would there be blood on the front?
I'm just fucking...
It's garbage.
Fuck is this?
Shit.
I just went on Reddit and everyone is defending rated, what time long does this, what do you
mean?
That also happens, that always happens.
I don't really give a shit though.
You know ravages are regretting whitelisting that motherfucker, man.
They had him banned for so long.
Oh, shoot.
You know he is, man.
It's kind of nice actually.
Probably, yeah.
Can you add a ghost to the house?
Oh, a ghost.
We can search all these little packs soon, it's gonna fall.
We need to add more dirt.
Yeah, I'm fucking working on it, man.
You need to add poopy poopy cum cum cum.
Here we go, Panko!
Who's gonna suck the dick?
El Guapo!
Oh, dude, thank you.
That's actually really nice.
That actually gave me energy.
Thank you.
It looks like it's on the wall.
Maybe it is actually.
I'll go up. Oh, thank you so much for the five gifted subs. Yeah, this might be a
But I'm starting to get a fucking headache
This part where you stay up. Yeah, I'm trying to knock out a lot of these.
Even as this.
Oh, gross.
It's awesome, bro.
Do these look better when they're docked? They're just kind of fucked up to me.
Oh, shit sucks.
Thank you, El Grappo.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Just waiting for the other way around, maybe.
Fuck.
Let me see the champion.
fuck
let me see the champion
Oh, yeah.
I
Ain't dirty, but there are plates
Yeah.
I need you here tonight and you were here I appreciate you
turn around bright eyes this house is starting to look pretty
be sure to. You can feel the grime. It's getting there. There's a lot of shit you can interact
with in this house. You can pick up all the needles. You can search all the fucking, yeah
Okay, there's a lot here. This is good.
These props not cause performance issues. Yeah, that's all fucked up
The medicine to be to skip everything to rob the bank that's that's but that's because I wasn't personal
doing these and I need to be like I said love Joji but she only added like five
things as you can see I'm adding like I want there to be like 50 to 100
interactable things in every single one. You know.
Just fucking, I mean we just fucking spread the leaves everywhere.
These are the lists.
It was good for the server. It's fine. I just, I didn't realize they were so bare until recently.
It's not a big deal.
Georgie has an entire fucking family and shit in him.
I should really maybe maybe next week I'll do like a Tuesday stream of just doing this
Good job with this, I'm not done.
Oh, yeah. Get this fucking tire out of here. Big tire time. Oh, yeah.
you're killing it Bob thank you man
i like this shit it's i don't know it's funny man
I'm sure we'll have him.
Yeah, one sec, Shabby. I like to do that shit last. Or maybe I should do it first, I don't know.
I feel like you know what it actually be though, trapping.
Is it feel like that in so that I'm telling you dude
That wouldn't be that's not what would be in that kitchen I
Always said like you said I've been a lot of houses like this. Okay
That's that that that's not the kind of chair that would be in a crack-head kitchen. It would be
I swear to god dude, it would be like this.
It'd be more like this man.
You know what I mean?
Too many objects.
What?
That's a thing.
No, I didn't know that there was an object limit.
No.
No.
No.
It's a lot to be fair.
My masterpiece.
Alright, what can go?
I feel like nothing.
Tires? The tires fucking stay!
Some of the cigarette butts can limb to be upped. I'm sure it actually can
There's a pizza box clipping I think that's just there
Can I save it for now?
Yeah, but I'm in fucking pump mode, man.
I guess it doesn't need that much more.
This room is done.
Um.
So I just hit the prop limits on decorating houses.
Can that be upped or is it in for a reason?
Well fuck man.
Shit.
Masterpiece my fucking masterpiece, Joe
I wonder if I can't be up I thought it could
Fuck
Fuck my ass dude
It's tied to the problem it I yeah, I wonder if it's tied to the problem it that like
Other people can put down, you know, I mean because it doesn't it really doesn't seem like that much
You know
But it's, it's, it's, I don't know, it doesn't seem that crazy.
Lots of small shit.
If you want to have like 10 FPS when everyone owns the house, it has props on it, you know.
Yeah, I bet that this limitation is in for people decorating houses.
I bet you this can be raised.
It's kinda funny there is shit so much in all the other rooms than this.
Well I was waiting to do this one differently.
I hate when I find the perfect fucking prop.
I mean, I feel like this room, so this room's a little nicer, I feel like.
God, that's so fucking gaudy. I love it.
This room is a little nicer, because this is where, like...
You know what I mean?
Can't see anything about that though.
I'm being told I should try to work with the limit, which I think I can.
I think this is possible here.
I didn't know there was a limit.
good thing sucks I can't go crazy with the detail but I get it fucking 20 year
old game and shit
I
Shit I can't find it
So, the limit is 150 by the way, which maybe is reasonable.
I like detail, man.
150 needles it is.
That's okay.
I tell you what let me start by fucking picking this shit up
I'll pick up these two
150 items extra in our houses is 3,000 times by the end of this
Yeah, but it only loads it if you're around it
I don't know what I mean.
This looks too clean.
This is gonna be a little more clean because this is the guy. This is this is the guy
You know what I mean? This is just where all the friends fucking, you know what I mean?
This is the guy
I guess I can't make it shit here. Let me try.
I'm gonna tell you what.
Shhh.
I have to meet some shit.
The big ass safe.
They're not quite that big.
Hey, guys.
How'd they get that shroom there?
It's a little more reasonable.
It's all this shit from a school dog.
I
Know where that TV hasn't been pawned yet. It likes this TV. Oh
This fucking has roaches come on that's fucking perfect man. Oh
That's fucking perfect
A little searchable shoeboxes.
off. Okay. Is the brick gonna have to go? God, I feel like it's so good. I just, I like
I like all the details so much. I'll take the fork out of the fuckin' album.
They're bringing RP back for me. It's been years. You're excited to be out again? Glad you're having fun, man.
The devs are like, I don't know man, I thought a 150 limit would be plenty.
Got it, I feel like it looks so good too, you know what I mean.
Fuck man.
I don't even know if you can pick this up, I don't think you can, whoops.
It's good to be told too.
I do do these just around
I'm sure they got a pie or no one looks.
There's somebody right there.
The house robbers are going to expand in other areas. Yes, but we got to we got to get this shit right first
You know what I mean
God it's so perfect job
Compared to months and years of developments and promises, you developed a space so quickly
and enjoy why that's off.
Thank you.
It's like three things of money in here good enough, probably, I guess.
Okay.
Oh man, so much good drug stuff.
This is a meth pipe, that's cool.
It's like a, we do like a pill safe.
It's like a lock picking minigame for pills.
It's kind of a cool idea.
Yeah, I kind of like that.
Max first day and it's he's the only BCS on.
I mean, it's three in the morning on a Wednesday, man.
This'll do.
This'll, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck
Fuck ashtray ashtray
Rip
Rip
Just give me 50 more objects, please
I like the pill bottles around what do we think chat you think this is good it's
pretty good I wish I had more props to work with but I mean it's not bad
Take the screwdriver out, that's two more, that's not bad.
I think this is done.
So you can pick up all these syringes.
You can search the pizza box.
You can search the fucking cigarettes, the cigarette packs.
You can search that bag.
You can take that phone.
You can take the porn.
You take those pills.
You can take that.
I like that there.
I don't know why.
You can take that.
There's much pills underneath this mattress.
You can search that bag.
Search that cigarette box.
There's some pill bottles.
There's a gun behind that tire.
You can search these bags, that, the bucket.
All of these bags are searchable.
All of them are all different.
All these bags.
Pizza box bag, that bucket.
This is going to be a safe crack.
These are two safe cracks.
There's a gun there.
There's pills on table vials.
Yeah, this seems good, man.
It seems like there's a lot.
Oh, fucking, I need to add alarms.
Cash, safe crack.
You can search these.
Cash.
What do you think, Chad?
You think that's enough?
That seems like a lot.
Yeah, I think I saw that.
Let me try again.
Seems good.
Yeah, that didn't work. I did try that because I saw that and I was like, fuck, that's cool.
It's a ton of lootables. Okay, so we need to add alarms so that the
should actually fucking works.
And then I am.
So we can place these alarms anywhere.
I'm gonna be a fucker about some of this
Some hidden alarms
Like not hidden but kind of like
Kind of cheeky, you know what I mean?
It's kind of good.
Our alarms props.
Well, yeah, so I can use anything.
I can make anything an alarm.
But I think for the sake of consistency, and you know, it's pretty important for games,
right?
I think we should just use these.
I mean, it might be fun in the future, but if we just start using random props as alarms, you know, it won't really make sense
It's kind of fun without their boot
That's a fucker spot, alright
Okay, I like that
And then I can add a lot
I didn't just know if they'd count towards limit. Oh, yeah, they do they do
And so if I add three to a house there's which ones will trigger is random
You know I mean
So and it can trigger more than one so I like to put multiple in there just in case
Is the floating gun stuck yeah, I'll have to ask someone to remove it
It's a fucking good spot to holy shit.
Is it motion sensor?
I don't really want to go through the mechanics of it.
Is there a delete prop command?
There is. Try it. I hope this doesn't delete anything else. Oh, that always makes me clench.
It's pretty good. Those are pretty good spots. I don't think it needs more, more alarms than that.
What if these how so I have an idea for house that's like gonna be like giga money but I feel it would be alarm. I
think it'd be funny to like I might start like putting me be putting them behind like paintings and shit too
I'm not going to do it in this one, but I'm like, I'm like the gig of profitable houses,
you know, something like that.
This is good.
Do you think this is good, Chad?
Do you think this is enough?
This is probably enough.
There's quite a bit in here
Looks good
How long did that take
Three hours
Now I want to add more, like it's not done.
Two of these might be cool.
We had something new called Pillbox.
What about my dead pro- no, that stays man, you kidding me?
Pillbox.
I guess you know what actually?
I did the pill bag.
I did it.
I think I did.
Did I, did I label this pill bag?
Chat, I think I did.
Is anyone fucking remember?
Probably not.
I think you did on top of the mech.
No.
Yeah, this one.
Yeah, I think I did.
I wish I could tell.
You've only watched in broadsword- yeah I understand.
Oh my ass!
The pizza box fucking stays!
The turkey leg stays.
All right.
I guess I can remove this broken bottle too.
It's not really doing much.
Take some of the trash bags away from the door.
Fuck off.
I'm not.
The trash bag pile, it ties the room together.
What are you talking about?
You're crazy, man.
Remove the trash bag pile, you need that
It's kind of good
My bad, it's okay
Oh, you're all- oh fuck.
Oh, there's candy pills.
And the preview of their wife.
I also make drugs in my room with eight windows.
Listen buddy, it doesn't have to make sense, okay?
Can you f' up the walls?
Nah, I think this is gonna have to be it, unfortunately.
The trash mags are feng shui. Well, you can search them.
Come on, man.
Alright, seems good to me.
To pick up all the syringes those have value
Lots of pills in here
safe few hitting guns some money
There's still a lot of pills and syringes right just random shit to other than this ATM. Okay. Okay. All right seems good
Seems good to me
I did pill safe right I gotta remember to leave on this shit
I think this is good.
I think I'm satisfied with this.
We'll do more of this though, yeah?
This is kind of fun, you know?
See, I like how cool, well I like how cool
we can make the house robbers,
like we could just make it whatever.
You know what I mean?
It's pretty cool.
Try all the commitments.
I think it is burglary props.
Yes, footprint copied, finished layouts, well bam.
Yeah that's pretty good man.
The syringes, oh my god it's going to take people forever to go through here and pick
all these up.
good it should though it should it's good I agree I agree I like this cheeky
little gun back there oh you can reach it can you there's the tire in the way
can you pick up the tire I don't know if I made it so you can pick up the tire
If not matters can change it
People will find a way to do through the wall
Okay, well the picture of this guy asked to say I man I'm telling you some of these thoughts, too
I need to
Next I really need to go through
if you do joji's houses and just add shit man just like money
shit you know
oh this is a fun one damn I'm excited for someone to get this one
we're gonna be pulling some long hours chat like I said I have
How am I going into those holes on this one?
We're gonna do a lot of these.
I locked him for four hours.
Am I sure I saved? It just saved, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like this one I don't think there's anything in this, I'm gonna add a shit to
of this. Look at Joji's houses, they're so fucking cute can burn them on. She just made
a nice house. Yeah. I mean it is a nice house, it's very quiet. I guess we could just add
I don't know, I don't even know where we should have that one.
Just like some more safe, some shit, some money.
Joji's houses?
Joji's houses?
My houses.
This one turned out pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that couch got deleted, but...
Holy producer rug.
I mean, I could add some more to this, honestly.
Now I'm kind of wanting to a little bit.
Could add more.
I don't know. Fuck it.
Cause this is, yeah, you got a lot of like, older shit.
Need more tires.
Yeah, I went nuts on that house. I don't even fucking remember where it's at.
I went nuts on this one. This one, this is a good one.
Alright.
That's two down.
I like the idea that porn corners are Penta's signature style.
Well, yeah.
I love a good porn corner in there, yeah.
I love a good porn corner in there, you know.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
All right, that's it for me, man, I'm fucking beat.
12 hour stream in the books.
12 hour stream in the books.
It's done. GG.
Very good stream.
I don't know why I fucking...
I'm gonna ask you one more time before I take you.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass it over to Tim.
Oh that's why I'm not fucking fucking logged in on OBS.
Um, yeah good stream guys, good stream, good stream, good stream.
Thanks for watching, we'll hit 10k tomorrow, I can feel it.
I locked in for that dev work, it's gotta get done man.
It's gotta get done, uh, there's like I said, I want, I want 30 different houses
for robberies.
That's my second one. One per day. Yeah. Maybe working for 12 hours a day might not be ideal.
No. But, uh, fuck it.
Oh!
Alright. See you later.
Later!