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🧇!ChaseRP | MIKE BLOCK / RANDY WRANGLER CANDY FLIP DAY | STORAGE WARS AT 7 CST
02-21-2026 · 10h 57m
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Hello
Wakey wakey eggs and oh wait eggs and bakey does sound good. Oh
Dude dieting is so dumb I just want to eat a fucking pound of bacon and smoke a cigarette
Fucking hate it.
What's going on chatters?
I've been counting calories for eight months it sucks. Is it hard to count to a billion?
Bitch bitch bitch. Oh that guy just said bitch bitch. What the hell is that?
You tell us shut the hell up. I
I
Read that as Wrangler gets undressed. Yeah, that's right
No, you read that correctly
Free Polito
We got to get a we got to get
free Polito bumper stickers up.
You know what I mean?
Get those everywhere.
Big boy early.
Little bit.
Little bit.
What kind of cake am I eating today?
You know what kind of cake I like the most?
Okay, guys, I like the most.
Quick, we'll clean up.
Quick, we'll clean up.
You running out of my cute and fair and...
What's up, chat?
It's gonna be a good day, Mike Block.
Mike block Randy Wrangler.
Candy flip.
I feel like that's the formula, you know,
176 online.
Okay.
We're back.
I feel like that's the formula, you know, what's a candy flip?
So when you take acid and Molly at the same time, more at Penta.
There's a hundred eighty five online huge now
We just need the application team to get off their fucking ass and actually fucking do shit. They have a quota now
We said quota time
Yep
They have a quota now
Do you want the site with the live numbers I
Thought our website had the live numbers
time to take a chance to fly. How did the Michael Knight bench trial go? Absolutely embarrassing
for the cops to the fact where I'm pretty sure that O'Connor committed a felony. Absolutely.
You know, the thing about me playing Jordan is I love the character.
I absolutely love playing Jordan, but I'm just like, every time I play him, I'm just like,
oh my God, all these cops are just gonna fucking hate me, dude.
It's just gonna make cops hate me, man.
You know?
Because it's not fair.
I'm too good in court on Jordan.
You know?
Jordan's better with Jean around?
Yeah.
How?
They got bitched.
If you didn't watch it, you should just watch it.
They absolutely got bitched. Like I said, O'Connor might go to prison. I think he committed a felony last night.
Yeah, not good.
The cops got smoked and rolled.
I'm gonna be honest, and I'm sorry that this happened at two in the morning for most of you.
Century was watching the bet show and absolutely loved it. I think that was my top three court
performances ever last night. That was a show. That was a good one. I think that was I think
that I think that's in the top three court segments. That was a good one. Yeah, it was great.
Okay. I've never seen a cop threaten, threaten the opposing council's witness on the stand
with perjury because they don't like the answers that they're giving.
What's the other two? Number one goes to Sam Bass doesn't know how to ask a question
that isn't leading case. That's number one, in my opinion. Number two goes to Murphy
brawn quitting mid-court case cuz he absolutely got bitched okay number three
I think is last night yeah I'll give number four to self-defense meth just
because of the absurdity of it no it's chased at the whole panel lawyers well
that one was funny I'm just I'm talking about just like in terms of like
Actual, you know, this is crazy right? Like actual, I'm fucking, I'm crushing it, you know what I mean?
Poshmarks is up there?
No, that's in that bottom three. I think the worst court cases I've ever been involved in were all on Onyx. Every single one. Holy shit.
You know what pissed me off about Onyx? Here we are. Fucking seven minutes into the fucking, seven minutes into the stream.
I'm- I'm- I'm ranting about Onyx and you know what pissed me off is those motherfuckers made it seem like such a safe haven
for admins that would do fucked up shit, and then they just ended up doing the same fucking shit
But for the- instead of chain gang it was DOJ gang on Onyx. It was the fucking same shit, man
It was- they just did the same shit, dude. Oh
Property lines. Don't get me started
started. You know, which I'm going to be honest, sometimes people are like, oh, there goes the
cops hard locking on Penta again, right? Or Mike or Jordan, whatever it is. I'm cool with
that man. To me, that's better than them just kissing my ass. I prefer that. I want
to just be treated like I people need to hate me for me to thrive. You know what
I mean, it's the only way it works.
Hatred is my fuel.
Like some kind of, uh,
Oh, like a, uh, like a disgraced Native American burial ground, like pet cemetery.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like pet cemetery.
That's over down there.
You don't want to play on that server down there.
again what's going on loved our peeing with you last night
love I got to come around on Jordan more do you think I was too intense on
Jordan last night or do you think I could kick it up a little bit I did
lead plan B to victory against the ball is you never hit you I stabbed you in
in front of the governor. You got stabbed twice. The hitting is better. Okay. All right.
I'll okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I stabbed you instead of punching you. Love stabs.
Yep. The hitting is funnier. Yeah. It is funny to just get stabbed though. Escalade Jordan
here, Penta. You think today, um, you technically never lied? Yeah, Jen, I was very interlinked
with you in that court case. I was like I really need to ask these questions in a very
particular way. And that just set O'Connor off.
Holy shit. He was so mad. He was pissed. God he was pissed. It's always love. That was
awesome. This is a good court day. Two good court cases.
O'Connor was losing a shit. I know it's him. You have to believe me. I know that's Jordan Steele.
All right. While I'm podcasting, I am going to decorate these storage garages.
Jordan is good. Wait now you guys want Jordan? I need to fucking figure my shit out though man.
I gotta lock it in on like two characters dude, you know? Cause I got really good RP going on on all of them.
You always do this. I know. I obviously have a problem.
There's so much going on on Wrangler and Mike might be a bit rough to bring into third, but man Jordan hits. He does hit
his wife. Oh
Jesus
What doing
I'm decorating the storage garages for the storage wars. I'm doing half of the storage units today at 7 and then I'm doing the other half tomorrow at noon so I can give you a chance to get some of them as well.
WPETA.
So half and half.
Yep.
Yep. No.
Yep.
Free early Peptis stream.
I'm in a good mood man. I hit 11k again. I didn't think that was gonna happen. I was like, all right, you know, chase hype is
Taper it off just a little bit. We'll probably settle out a nice even 10k subs
Which I'm totally that's that's fantastic. You know, that's very
That's very great, but then I don't know what we just got to 11k subs out of nowhere
No Golden Kappa no treasure train just did it all natural
So I'm in a great mood
Remember when the yob guy pushed the auctioneer's wife remember when that entire show was scripted
I
Actually devastating moment
Hey, baby, thank you so much a little bit of honey
And I'm not already sweet enough
Thank you
I almost broke that fucking just dieting his ass, you know.
Chat what does candy flip day mean?
Candy flipping is uh that's when you take uh that's when you take acid then you take
uh MDMA right chat?
Drug addicts?
Right?
Oh actually there you go.
Shrooms and XT is hippy flipping Thanks for teaching me that Penta I got to do that right
now I mean listen I'm not going to encourage drug use but I will say that now here's the
thing I think I'm a better person because of you know my time with drugs but also that
shit can unlock schizophrenia so you know you just you really I mean I guess
that's up to you I it depends on if you want to roll the dice I guess that shit
really can unlock that you know that too yeah but if you're absolutely gonna do
drugs make sure that you make sure you mix them sure you mix them up now
Now here's the thing about acid kids, okay?
Now acid is a really, it's a good foundation,
but it's really good to build on top of it.
You know what I mean?
With other things, right?
So, wow.
Like bathroom cleaners.
Yeah, mix all that up.
Don't do uppers and dollars no don't stay away from hard drugs I say I say stay away
from stay away from heroin or like any sort of like prescription pills stay away from
that stay away from coke stay away from that not because coke is necessarily bad it's just
the people that do it are the worst God they suck that's the problem with it it's
gateway into an even more dangerous drug trading crypto really see that's why
that's why you do the cooking around here I don't know what the fuck I'm
and I'll eat the most bland boring bullsh**t.
Coke is not as addictive as meth. Well, here's the thing, okay?
If you do Coke, you're gonna wake up in the morning with a bunch of shitty crypto stocks, right?
But if you smoke meth chap sometimes that ends up being a net positive you wake up in the morning with a bunch of catalytic converters
Hell one time I woke up after smoking meth. I had a whole fucking vending machine in my garage with a hacksaw next to it
It was like it was like a realistic version of barbershop
You know
What is it, tagging me first name, this character doesn't really matter that much.
just a quick little dev stream. Gil? Alright, what should the last name be? Well, whatever
happened to the guy that played Gil? Whatever happened to that guy, man? Kinky Hobo. That
That was Kinky Hobo.
Gil Sluts.
Kinky Hobo, my biggest fan.
He was doing a lot of Politos, so I don't know
if he's been around.
Give me another first name.
He played like a week.
Oh, actually, look at that.
Is that my house or no?
Jimmy, Rick, Big Johnson.
You just want this guy's name to be Big Johnson.
Who is that?
Eli.
Hey, you lie.
I supposed to tell him.
Big Johnson.
I don't know.
Like a penis.
Oh wait, that's dumb.
How about Carl Johnson?
You guys have let me down.
Random name generator.
Come here Eli.
Eli come here.
Come get a butt pat.
Yeah come here.
Give me that butt.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Ozzie's love buttpats.
You gotta make sure a dog's sturdy, man.
You gotta do a sturdy check on a dog.
You know?
Sturdy chap
This is what the random name generator came up with yes, oh
I don't question it
what is it yeah yesterday uh stream was pretty good I'd say but I gotta lock it in I feel
like I I need to here's here's my plan right now okay hold me to this actually hold me
Let me do this, Sharon, okay?
Here's what I'm thinking.
Mike Block, Randy Wrangler, flip every day
until Mike Block gets a hut,
then we substitute that with starting Bobcat back up,
occasionally sprinkling in Jordan, okay?
I feel like that's a pretty good Penta Roadmap.
Wow.
Jane for Easter? Easter's not to like April, right. Easter's my least favorite holiday.
fucking boring. Actual actual filler holiday.
Reese's gets the egg. Yeah, but Super Bowl Reese's does the football egg which is
pretty much the same thing.
But Jesus literally resurrected you guys think that really happened
No
I mean what if it did though man I
Don't think these are going
And yams said they were
These are
That's a 3d bug very random
All right, these are smaller than I remembered in my mind, so that's actually good. I won't have to do much decorating
Hasn't been like that for two weeks
Buddy listen, okay a lot of moving parts on the server
You know dumb the average person in some scrap subtract 2000 years of evolution do we believe them I?
I think there's an argument to be made where people have gotten dumber actually
You know
Isn't that possible
Like back then people actually had to figure shit out without a fucking phone, you know like what if you needed clean water right now?
Like just from nature
Like, what the fuck would you do? You know what I mean?
What if you just needed to like, what if there was just, it wasn't in the store,
you know, your fucking sink was all fucked up. What if you just needed clean water?
Boil it? Alright, how are you going to start a fucking fire?
How are you going to boil it?
Well, I don't know how to, how the fuck do you start a fire?
A lighter. No lighters.
Boiling doesn't kill everything. Yeah, why don't you guys die because you need to boil
it and filter it, right? And I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do that like 20 times.
Like you're supposed to do that a few times, right? No, just boil.
So just boil it so I can just boil swamp water and it's fine.
Okay.
That is wrong on this one.
You motherfuckers, you see, this is why you would all fucking die.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
You fucking dipshits would just go out and boil water
because you saw a lot of Reddit once that you could do that.
You'd drink it and then you'd fucking die of shitting your fucking brains out.
You've never done this.
You guys say just boil it, here's the thing, you've never done it.
Heh, you've never fucking boiled water to drink it in his fucking survival situation.
You've never done that, buddy.
You're not that guy.
Heh, you're not Bear Grylls.
Drink your piss, be a man.
How do you know? How do I know?
How do I know that fucking a twitch chatter has never lived in a survival situation in the middle of the fucking woods?
I mean, it's I guess it's just an inkling. I don't know
Kent guy
Oh my god that woman
Jesus rough
Check this one
M
Need perms for storage
I think I should bait people by making the first three look good
You know what I mean?
Oh, also, let me message you, Winks.
Is the weed shit in?
All right
What do you I'm saying
You could decorate without perms. No, I know I'm just saying that I need it for to so I preferably so I can lock these and decorate
Okay, so we have like eight, seven, eight, all right, okay, this one's out.
Have you realized this whole thing is going to work?
Bing Bong, buddy, I'm figuring out at the same pace as you guys.
I'll do the locks when you finish decorating.
Yeah, but I don't want people to see what I'm doing.
But I'll trust you if there's a process.
Jet.
We have jet skis, right?
I know we do.
chat I caught I got caught up on the
CDU why we have the speed of files
there it is speed a file which is hilarious
alright yeah this one's just bad this is bad ass there's
there's just a jet ski in this one this is one guy's request by the way
He's like, one of them has to just be a jet ski.
All right, so that's this one.
Look at this, this one looks marvelous.
How the hell are they gonna get in the water?
I don't know.
That's just like for our team, okay.
Yeah, I have no idea, man.
All right, yeah, this one's done
All right, that one's done him that one's just a jet ski
All right, that one's done that one's fucking badass
Covered a garbage nope just a jet ski
Spawn an orc token make it work for
Please help me. I'm addicted to cock. These holes are around me and I can't get out of
the stall.
What's it called?
Token.
Oh wait, this is props.
Holy shit.
Event token.
War token.
Event token or token.
Okay, so now, Chubb.
Okay, so now, owner, by the way, organizations.
Is it create? What the fuck is it? Shit! Yeah, I forgot how to fucking do it! Son of a bitch!
I thought I remembered I know. Team roster? Oh, why? That makes sense that that would
be there.
Okay, what should be the name of this storage place?
Oh wait, yeah, does it need to be a specific name like is it already doesn't matter
of
Los Santos
Swords
First one's an acronym. All right. Thank you
Wow boring listen not everything needs to be a fucking sex metaphor chat
You're a pussy pervert for that one, you stuff!
What's my favorite Pop-Tart flavor?
This is a very controversial take, because this is a lot of people's, it's in their bottom
three.
I'm a cherry boy, man.
I, dude, I love the cherry Pop-Tarts.
time that's vile see what I mean actually that's actually that's actually a
controversial take frosted on frosted well frosted your wife streamed you give
that woman a punch okay apologize your wife for me sorry ma'am sorry I played
Jordan last night. Penta encourages his community to do a domestic abuse. Chase RP owner cheers
on viewer is he actively abuses his spouse over pop darts all right okay so
this is done yeah I need to do
anything else I mean if I if I are
you're gonna set all up now that he has
my area was fine for a sub I'm literally
sending that clip to my lawyer and I'm
just gonna be real man and man and
by the bye bye thank you so much for
the five gift ease I'm in a good mood
Jayward Doddy. Hey man, no pressure. Heard you were asking about you. Just was doing a welfare
check buddy. Realized that it had been a while since I'd seen you in chat. Sometimes I realize
that in the middle of the night and it keeps me awake because I wonder if these people
have died. The thing is I've been streaming for 10 years so there's definitely people
that I've talked to every day in here and then they and then they've and they've died you know what I mean so that kind of shit
Freaks me out some people die chat. It turns out people die
Right just doing a welfare check. That's all
No big deal
Yep, your dad died a month ago. Oh
Yeah, your dad died a month ago. Okay, can I get a let's get five big booms in the chat for that dead dad
Check if you can unlock the first door on the left side all right left side first door
Left side of what though?
Why can't unlock either of these
Opposite of where you are I sit here yeah, I can't it says it says it's locked though
It is locked, so let me see if I can unlock.
Cannot unlock.
But it does say locked.
You are not in the org yet.
It says I am.
It's called FMB.
FMB!
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
Test your might.
Hey!
Yeah, I did it.
But it looks fucked up.
19 more to go well not so fast. Yeah, this one's broken. It's unlocked, but it's not opening
You just locked it really is that why it says unlocked you fucking idiot you fucking dipshit that'll never amount to nothing
Okay, so this is fucked, huh?
Pew pew pew pew pew pew.
No clip away and come back.
Come back?
A Kim Kardashian?
Why Shappie Twitch Bands?
Oh, uh, we don't know.
Yeah, so it's just Bing-Bong today.
Shappie got a Twitch Band, which is funny because we were just joking about it the other day.
Yeah, we're actually not sure they they told them that it was a mistake but then they didn't
unbanned them we don't really know what's going on.
That was wrong.
Oh, so it wasn't a mistake.
don't afford everything's including a mistake hey welcome to twitch where no
one really knows what the fuck is going on and I'm just kind of hanging out until
everything implodes oh look at that yeah now it's working
uh yeah if you don't need to do all these like right this second if you
want because I'm only gonna do this these first eight because these are
Fucked I'm only gonna do these first. Oh wait a minute
Well, I'm just gonna do this first row
guys if someone wants to help me go tell your links to check his fucking discord
DMC's currently
It's currently in the depths of
Rust
Hey, yeah, what's the command that I used to put it down is it for our furniture place, sir
Look at that. This is all very pent approved. This is not real furniture
Okay
Okay, so now you need to do furniture and actually make it what's what the hell's happening. I thought you did I
Need to make it
Don't, okay, don't we pay people to do this?
Alright, so now what?
I can't do that for every single property game.
Well someone needs to!
Who the hell is going to?
Hit the plus button.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
All right, this is bull this is this is below me. I'm sorry. This is actually below me
This is actually below me. I'm sorry. This is ridiculous
Blow you yeah label it fuck do I label this is value weight no cell
Tags, carry animation, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can't do all this.
Just use default values.
What do I label this as?
this problem away this is why I was confused when you waited two weeks to
start this what do you fucking mean that doesn't even make any sense I don't
what what the hell do you even mean by that
Why you're confused I waited to do I don't I pay people to do this shit
Great I think storage wars is delayed
do door storage number dog I'm not I'm sorry I'm not gonna do all this never
mind all right so now what do I do now furniture
placer will work I have to do that for
every single one this bullshit this is
fucking bullshit this is this is
legitimately below me
what is this man okay it's fine this
hilarious you know man
I guess sometimes you really do just have to roll your sleeves up and if you just if you want something done, right?
You just got to do it yourself. I guess man
Do we have people for this?
This is how we need to do it unless you want people to not be able to pick up props
For this
Like for the storage garage specifically
But now I have storage right you cannot interact with us. Why can I interact with us?
You got to work on your below me pronunciation be it blow me blow me
Yeah. Yeah, why can't I interact with this?
Would it be possible to have a script pool from a pool of props in randomized popular space?
I'm not saying that I just I just thought the shit was done so I could put it in
Wait, so is this furniture?
Fucking for furniture placer
This is the only furniture that's in the server, huh, okay, I can make this work
I can just fill it with shit, you know, and it doesn't really matter it's a fucking storage garage
No more 11k
I mean, yeah, this just looks like a storage room, right?
Wait, it's not like people are gonna be able to see it anyways. Or should they be able to see it beforehand? Maybe they should.
Good ass server Mr. Pento. Thank you man.
If you let people look inside, they're just gonna buy the jet ski.
That's true.
They gotta know what they're bidding on.
He's done it again.
I mean, if I, if I get that he has my voice line for a sub, I'm literally sending that
clip to my lawyer.
What's my character's ID?
1691 for.
Dongle thank you for the 20 gifted subs
Appreciate that
Need more stacks of boxes on red books
So correct me if I'm wrong yeah, but these are the only props
that I can
Use that can be moved right
but if I
going to S menu and if I use these props they'll still be in there they just
can't move and they'll be deleted right which I guess is fine
unless you want to do furniture it doesn't really matter we could just delete
them
you know what I mean
I'm like delay storage wars again and just fucking play Mike walk can I pay
somebody to do all this info work please or not inferred but config work
because I I know that we're to a point where none of the devs want to do it
but like someone needs to do this there has to be someone I could just
pay to do all this conflict. It has to exist, right? That's me. I don't want to do it! I'm
the fucking money man! If you go over to the NPC and do buy property, you can buy the
storage center. Woopie. Renew lease. How do I do it? Purchase storage. By property.
Chats question marking me and they actually don't know that that wasn't even the right
way to do it she met the whole place thank you I don't think that went through
though storage door what is this the fuck is this
click the ord name, oh right
would you like to buy it?
oops, one one one one one, let's continue
thank you
yeah, yeah
Nice did it go through
Prop do I have the money I
Don't think it went through probably because I don't have the money I
Do
Is that enough I
Don't have enough money
need more money I gave you 3 mil it's more than oh wait oh yeah I see you
right there what's your state ID it's probably because of taxes 1691 for gave
me more thanks you have six million now that'll be enough I won't be enough
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Did I get the part?
We should chill sometime.
We should chill sometime.
Are you hitting enter or backspace?
I'm hitting enter.
Why the hell would I hit backspace?
Enter to accept.
Ah! That's how I hit it really hard.
Is it in the Org's Bank? Or the account?
Oh yeah, true.
chat storage wars today or say fuck this
straight thing is I want these storage units in though
but I also do want to shoot somebody in the face and play my block
Are people gonna know to show up at this event? Well, I was gonna I was gonna announce it
But
Someone actually need to take a couple hours to decorate them. Yeah, you're right. I guess I'll just burn another off-day and do it on Monday
Fuck it who gives a shit
Let's go eight fucking days a week of work. Woohoo
You need a team of two or three people we just we need someone to just go through and config all the fucking furniture
So they can be picked up and sold at the pawn shop
But no one wants to do it because it fucking sucks to do
Give you a conflict slave. I've been I I don't know man. I I don't know
Should I just start I guess I could just start hiring people there's literal thousands of them
Well if they do one
If for everyone I give them a dollar
This is this kind of boring. Oh my god. Okay. One guy said he was I wish we put easy pivot to my block here
Okay, all right that guy said he was bored
Okay, ah
If you are not meaning actually looking for someone just do a bunch of brainless prop can fake stuff let you know
Yes, I will let you know
Oh
Fuck it now. You know what fuck it now
I'm doing the interviews and I I have nothing to base this off of I have no fucking idea at all if these people are good
Here all right here's what we're gonna do matters
No, no, no, yeah, I'm don't worry about it matters and I are just gonna get together one guy
I'll do it. No, that's the thing is your your guys's time is way too fucking valuable, right?
It actually is so we just need we just need someone to just fucking do this shit that sucks at everything else
You know what I mean?
Your shit is slowing down. Oh you gotta eat some more fiber, buddy. Oh wait. No that means you're having too much fiber
You got to cut some fiber out
Yeah one guy because the shit that you're working on is really cool so and also here's the thing
You guys making the cool shit. Alright, I don't know if this is fucked up or if this is gigabrain
But you know yam one guy matters
Everyone really everyone on the team that's making the cool shit
I don't want you to make the boring shit cuz I don't want you to start to fucking hate this shit
I would rather just hire someone for two months to just fucking hate their life and deal with the boring boring shit
And then just tell them to kick rocks. You know what I mean after I pay them, of course
You know what I mean?
And this will be like all right get the fuck out of here
Here's here's here's money here. I'll pay you $100 to fuck off. You know what I mean? Yeah temp jobs exactly exactly
Up to you I don't mind
TJ
Yeah, I guess you could do it while you're monitoring the server during the graveyard shift
TJ, how many props need config?
All of them?
Are there actually thousands?
I'll give you $1 a prop.
TJ, how long does it take?
How long does it take for you to do one prop?
Wait a second.
You have to talk to matters. I will do it for a dollar a prop
See chat see chat this is how we get things done. Oh, here we go. Okay, hold on now
Well, hold on a damn second here. Well, how many fucking props are there?
about two thousand okay yeah I will give all of you up one dollar a prop but
matters you have other shit that you're supposed to be doing too that's a lot
yes but okay you don't understand dude I'm not kidding we've been talking
about this fucking config work since the beginning of the fucking server okay
So at this point, I'm willing to just throw two thousand fucking dollars at this problem for it to go away
If if this problem that we've had for fucking five months now if it'll just go away
Then I'm willing to just throw two thousand dollars out and be like, okay. Thank you. Where wins me here you go
How long does one take it doesn't take I don't think it takes long to do one
I think it's just boring as fucking shit is what it is. I
I think I think that's what you I think it just fucking sucks to do
Yeah
Boring yeah
Yeah, I think anyone can do it actually
Is there any role to do for cheaper?
I feel like a dollar or prop is fair.
Anyone who does data entry for their day job would be perfect.
Any data boys?
Big John Esco, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, appreciate that.
No, delete that Bing Bong.
Storage wars isn't happening again.
Because I'm a fucking fat piece of shit.
But next Saturday, 100% this time.
This time it's for real guys, 100%.
Damn, god!
Hey, what happened to this motherfucker, yo?
He fell off the roof.
Hey, for real?
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
I someone would just do this motherfucker off the roof. I if I had to bet you want me to take his shoes
It'll help him breathe better
He's taking my shoes, what are we gonna do? I'm helping this motherfucker breathe dog god damn
Hello, awesome. Bye
Hey, what's going bitch cop?
Not much man. Just uh wondering why there's an injured individual here.
He's about to try to kill himself for some shit, we think.
Yo, you just took my fucking shoes man.
He's getting back for reals.
Yeah.
I'm not real.
It's not like a suicide thing, it was just an accident.
Yeah, this motherfucker hates his life, I bet, yo.
No.
For real.
Hey, what about you, Officer Mer? You hate yourself, girl?
Uh, Sunday, sir, but not today.
Hey, I'm gonna be real, dawg. You know, being a cop's a bit shit, but if you don't, if you
kill yourself up, that would be hard, yo, because then it's like you did kill a cop
if you killed yourself, dawg.
Nah, I think I'm gonna retire before I get to that point.
Nah, you gotta do it to be a gangster, bro.
Nah, I don't wanna be a gangster, man. I just want a little shop, work on some
Stars and old white and gray, all right, you already old white and gay
Gray sir, gray. Oh, why?
Hey, whatever dog E-mess from BCSO
Hey, I'm gonna go flood the entire city with drugs
Yeah, and if guess what motherfucker if you catch someone with crock on them today swear to God it came from China Mike
Shae Shae bitch, being money, being chillin, money time!
Yeah that's why I like red!
China Mike and this bitch!
Shae Shae!
Can I get a shot to PDM?
Yeah, oh, Shae Shae motherfucker!
Shae Shae me?
Yeah, Shae Shae!
Hey, let it spray. Only deal with the Chinese, but these bullets don't discriminate.
Okay, then you wrap.
I'm gonna be real, that was a bar.
the bar man that's Mongolian throat singing that's that's
Mongolian throat singing dog that sounds like an electric toothbrush
I
Killed that
Oh, yeah, oh fuck. I'm sorry dog. I had to do it
That Mongolian throat singing was stored I fucking thought that shit was stupid man
That's one of those like music trends where people were giga into it for I always thought I always thought that shit was dumb
Now I tell you what I do like Mongolian barbecue
You do not have
Pet the hates no, that's not true. I don't think I love my goal in barbecue in high school
We would get really high and go there and it was awesome
What toppings would I get I would go what?
What happened
Look at discord
That's the person
That's the person who's taking care of him.
That's gonna be so bad.
So Chelsea's doing house decorations.
And the premise of this house is that this man is alive
and the person in this house is a caretaker for him, right?
He's a caretaker.
Yeah, so there's a real ethical...
He's really broke.
He's really broke.
It's really sad and this person's caring.
And you can choose to rob him for all his medicine
and medical equipment.
Yes.
And you can also kill him for human meat.
me. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yep. So lady just appeared out of nowhere. She scared
the hell out of me. Well, some of these props, NPCs just spawn in and, you know, I think
it kind of works because it kind of solves this problem that we have of like, you know,
well, there's not people in the house. So I just, I think it's just one of those
things where we didn't intend for, but it just, it does kind of work. Yep. Yeah.
So Chelsea's been really enjoying making the ethical dilemma homes.
Yeah.
You have the single mom house.
Yeah, single mom.
Where you can choose to rob the single mom.
Yeah.
And she's laughing at my head.
And she thinks it's pretty funny, huh?
Yeah.
But yeah, this person scared the hell out of me.
You were excited?
Oh, just scared the shit out of you.
No, God.
You're sick.
You're sick and that.
No, am I am I safe no
Good what's it's good that I'm not safe
Is there an option we can choose to marry the single mom
It's nice that we share a similar humor.
We don't, though.
Chad, it's going to be a great day.
Wait, did I lose my room?
Wait all my money's in there
damn I hope I ain't lose my shit bro yeah thanks motherfucker I got it off a cop yo
Yeah, yeah
That keeps eating you all the good food eventually you'll be too big to leave the house. Oh big boy disabled, huh?
Why do we have a slider for one?
Okay
Yeah, fuck it it works, I guess.
Oh, big boy disabled, huh?
Alright, praying that all my shit's still there.
I actually don't know what happens here.
That would really suck if it was going.
I think I still get it.
hey motherfucker what you doing ah what the hell
oh no all the croc went bad dude I can't wait to play Bobcat but I really
I need to finish up, uh, I need to finish up Micah, cuz it's good, you know what I mean?
I'm not finished up, but you know what I mean?
I've been wanting Bobcat so bad.
Yeah, but I fucked up, I didn't play any mic block at all this week like a fucking
idiot, dude.
like a stupid motherfucker. You know what I mean? Like a dummy dumb boy.
Nah no bobcat. You don't want bobcat? You know part of me wishes that I would have
just stayed a one-character Andy for bad for forever I feel like that that's just
it's so it's it's more peaceful like that or maybe two you know what I mean nine
hour Wrangler stream incoming mm-hmm I got a little too Wrangler locked again
does this don't have bullets does
Let the creativity flow yeah, but then people get mad
Oh
Wait, did I just find a dead drop
Wait, that's hard.
Um...
I think it's funny watching chat over who to play.
scene. Thank you for the weed. Mike Block. Confirm. Place. Nice.
I just don't need to fuck up PDM for Robin, may you remember.
For of all my weed. That one girl.
Ten inch Todd, going to be more fuckin' six feet Todd. Feel me?
oh wait this was impounded yeah we have this now
where it shows the pic so it shows the picture they submitted all right everyone
We don't have that at all
Maybe that means they didn't submit one
Yeah
Need some limbs
I only just got this shit, dude.
Just got here, TLDR.
TLDR, I tried to set up the, um, the Storage Wars event, but then that just turned into
me yelling at the devs for, uh, 15 minutes in the chat, and then that somehow turned
into me giving them more money so I don't know what the hell happened there it
was a series of events yeah I got slaved I got bitch yeah it's true TJ's about
the farm you can do it too matters I don't give a shit any dev that wants to
do it. Just as long as the other shit will be done. You know what I mean? You're gonna
take your weekend and let TJ have this bag. TJ's about to get a fat paycheck this week,
This one holy shit
I paint pinball machines
Yeah, TJ's give the South Park for this one
There you go.
Is the server profitable yet?
Why you fucking pocket watchin'?
Why you pocket watchin'?
What the hell?
That was weird.
Who asked that?
I don't know.
I don't know
Things are going things are going well
I'll say that things are going well, but uh
But not this I don't think this is gonna be something I'm retiring off of or anything, you know what I mean
Who knows though, maybe X you see all want to play
Hey, Pet, what's the numbers like this first two months?
That's going well.
Okay, so?
Yeah, we just need to get one of these new generation of streamers.
Yo, Pet, are you embezzling?
You'll pat the what's up with me John IRS how much money does the server make
please I need the dogs
I
He
Heard that guy who just got banned off project for that weird stuff is applying that's news to me of true
You seen that what do you mean you saw that where where are you guys seeing this stuff
this is all news to me CNN they sold in their head I dreamed it and now I'm pissed off at
you, Penta. You see the wholesome seafood clip? No, I did not like good wholesome clip.
I saw it in Tim X chat. He was asking questions. Oh, well, I don't know anything about the situation
at all. Nor do I even have context for what you guys are talking about. So I think what
you should do is why don't you in your imagination decide if I would let this
guy in or not, and then become outraged about this scenario that you've created.
I think that's probably a sane way to go about it.
Yeah.
All right, before we do anything, we gotta get the whip looking right.
Chat, what does this one look like?
Tryna mic?
Dude, if I can get a white stripe down the middle, that'd be hard.
secondary color, pearl color, frost white, wheel color, interior color, natural color
What?
What?
Do I gotta pay for it?
How about I gotta pay for it?
Yep, I left the mark. Here you go.
Look at this, I don't even need to say shit.
Yeah sir, I don't even need to say shit!
Damn!
My fuckers just know, dog!
Yeah!
Holy shit.
Holy shit
Being chillin
Who's this to you?
I don't even see what the front page should do this
I kind of like this bitch to be a little higher
What the fuck does this do?
Fuck it, who knows.
Damn, this heart is fucked.
Dog, I wanna sell so much crock today.
I feel like Mike needs some goons. I feel like we're lacking in that department.
apartment
But I but I don't want to force the goons I
Feel like I feel like you can't force the goons, right?
The right goons need to come to you
Oh
I like the white walls. I'm gonna be real
Why don't why?
Yes, sir.
Why the fuck- No, cash.
You do not have enough cash.
No!
Oh my God, I just did so much work.
I'm not fucking poor dude.
Don't call me poor I have 11,000 subs. I'm the richest motherfucker on Twitch
Everyone loves this stream to everybody
Yippee looks good
Yeah, hold on I need to get my right fit on this shit wrong
Hold up.
Penta Oiler confirmed.
Yup.
I listened to everybody and they all said Penta Man.
No, everyone loves me.
No, no, everyone actually loves my shirt.
That's a well-known fact.
Fact, everyone loves me.
Yup.
I consider allowing outfits in rooms. Yeah, yeah, we should do that 100% actually
What the fuck just happened
Man, let me just
I heard someone out here.
Whoa.
Loot box, Mike.
Right out of the oven.
Yeah, I told you I'm not broke.
What's good? Come on.
I'm on.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But like what you been up to dog? Uh not a lot trying to get my feet on
the ground in the city of Santa's Bay. I've been doing a lot of house bobberies and
boosts. I feel that yo. It's fun I like it. Yep I feel that dog. Yeah what about you?
Shit I'm just you know what I mean but over in China fucking with Teriyaki and shit yo.
Oh huh. Yeah make strength and yep strengthen up them connects and shit dog. Hell yeah.
I gotta hold up my fuck. I gotta get the whip right.
Oh, it's a new one?
Yeah.
Nice.
Ooh.
Yeah, that red is kind of hard, John.
No.
Yeah, all right.
There we go.
There we go, motherfucker.
Damn.
What are your plans for the day?
Probably sell drugs.
I won't go get some food right now, though.
Are you hungry?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go do that shit, motherfucker.
All right, let's do it.
Yeah, I got some weed and shit I need to sell, too,
that I found in the dumpster nice dumpster weed is the best one yeah randomly just came
up on a dumpster with some weed in it oh shit yeah yeah awesome dumpster shit mom fucker
and then yeah I'm probably just kill people yeah do some murder who's on your list okay
Anyone that wants you feeling I feel you murder murder
Well for doing shit like that. I'm getting changed. Yeah
Gun gun bang bang
Murder murder holy shit wait cowboy Mike is kind of hard
Yeah, I'm going to be a good old-fashioned hoot, Nanny dog.
I'm saying the PDM all fuckers still pissing me off too. Yo, so I gotta do some shit there.
Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, I got like a plan to fuck with them and shit, yo. Oh shit. Yo.
Oh, what it is?
Okay, you're on speaker. I would like
What's good
They about to rob the burger shot right now
Yeah
All right, we're already here. Yeah, but we're here
I got something for you that you might want to buy all right. Hey, we go come through after
All right, but I ain't oh
What's good, yo?
Yeah, hey, I'm gonna be real. Y'all might want to clear out of this bitch. Oh, can I watch?
I kind of over it me. I'll give a fuck with that bitch for perfect me. She get up bitch
Won't give me a burger
Hey, let me get three combos
Oh, okay. Let me just get him first.
What the fuck's in this bag, yo?
Nothing, so I'm trying to get it.
Put some shit in the bag.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, my God.
I need that shit.
Hey, give me...
Matter of fact, no one fucking move.
No one move.
What did I say?
Hands up.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Yeah. Hey back there.
Man stop moving. Hey give me a burger dog.
Hurry up yo I know you got a burger put it in the bag.
Put the fries in the bag. Put it in the bag back there lady.
Patty you got a bag? You got a burger? Someone got a burger. I'm gonna start killing motherfuckers dog.
Patty's got a burger. Yeah all the burgers you got I will start killing motherfuckers dog.
Yeah, put all the money in the register in the bag to fuck it
Yeah, do that shit motherfucker do that shit. Yeah, gee you knit Mike block you knit
How she flipping with her hands up
How she flipping with her hands up
All right cool yo cool
with the fries and the fat
with the fries and the curbs
only one burger?
that's it?
I don't fuck with that
oh god
let's go yo
keep still
skirt
damn boy
oh look at that
And then we'll have to get the fuck out of here!
Some people.
Goddamn.
Simba's over in my DMs begging for food.
They don't have to rob their own burger shop, dog.
Honestly.
It's been a medium weekend.
This car doesn't turn for shit though, I mean.
I'm worried about Mike's life decisions.
What?
He's a good guy.
He's just a little misguided.
He's a good guy.
He just had a hard life going to Ivy League College.
No one gave him a chance except for all his professors.
What's up, hungry boy?
Oh, fuck!
Damn, what the hell?
Damn, what's good?
You should too, clean.
Yeah, this bitch not eating more, yo, my fucking tire, damn.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, yeah, I did the fucking speed trapping shit.
Yeah, what's good, motherfucker?
No, I'm just chilling, chilling and killing.
All right, cool.
What y'all want to talk about?
You said I might want to buy some shit, huh?
Oh, yeah
Yeah, they got they got okay
They go up for your ass for real. They got a blicky
They got a couple amateurs
9000. Oh, they got a blicky flap
What's good yo?
What's good motherfucking you all got a blip blip blip blip blip blip. You got any food?
Yeah
Man, well, let me see it, but I don't even know what the fuck it is
You go after Rob the burger shot yourself you want food like me dog
Don't say this shit ain't no welfare. No charity EBT shit
Okay, go pull yourself up by your bootstraps and motherfucking Rob the burger shot yourself bitch
I'm gonna be real, I just motherfucking clopped someone there
Yeah, you get some food too. Yeah, they only gave me one burger so I shot one of them
Oh, and the money wasn't in the bag like I asked for
Yep
Hey, you want to buy this weed that I found in adoption
How much I don't know
Don't know fucking through a price whatever
I don't know motherfucker give me give me a gun
Give me a gun for all this good with a AK bro for real. The AK?
Yeah, the whole the terror gun, you know
Oh, I might have to motherfucking you know I'm saying come through on the PDM with that shit today motherfucker
for that shit for real let me know if you need some backup yeah I'm gonna let you know cuz hey we
still beefing with them motherfuckers probably yeah why not why not I'm saying if you get your get
back yet you feel you feel right you feel you know motherfucker they took a bunch of weed from me
yo and I'm pissed off about it dog that's what I'm saying yo I hit the lick on the ball is
Then they hit the lick on me then motherfuckers talking to me like I'm a dumb fuck some stupid shit
You know I'm saying
And I'll bring up the AP bro go full auto and I'm playing that's what I'm saying motherfuckers
I feel like hey until they made shit, right? You know I'm saying I don't think the motherfuckers gonna be able to sell a car
You feel me? Yeah, I'm saying that we I'm thinking. I just won't fucking chill
Type shit. I love a new car. Yeah, and then a
Hey, you know I'm saying anytime someone go up in that bitch you like hey, let me say
a matter of fact we could pay some motherfuckers be like hey, yo, let me get a car
Hey, I want to see this car. Let me come up motherfucking shoot their ass bit but pop take that car
You know I'm saying yeah, yeah, yeah, they do be letting me test your oven and should they pull it out to look at it
For real
Yeah, we can just let we can just like you know position ourselves is like a real buyer
Yeah, and then we go over at them ourselves my block car rentals
Yeah
Yeah, hey man, that kind of genies bruh
That kind of smart as fuck ain't it a little bit
God damn
Got a whole business for you
Where the fuck my phone me hold up
Gotta get a phone bug
You should probably ringing off the hook for real
I really gotta go get food boss gonna be right back. I'm okay. Can I give you money and you get stuff to you?
I'm gonna pay for it when you can steal it
You fucking hungry ass
Mike, block, there they are
I'm just starting to rob you
Get the hell off the grass
Get the hell off
Mike, I still need you
Yeah, come over here
You got a tundly rumbly
You
Damn the bitch is hard
Yeah
Hey, how many how many shots you got with it? I
can give you 30 and then
60 on the back end so you got enough
Yeah, I'm all fucking wow much. That's about 20 shots for a motherfucker. 50. Yeah
There's only like five of them out there, so and I own all five damn you bought all five. Yeah
All right, I maybe got like I'm maybe got $40,000 though
Okay
How about this 40 down
And then you just told me about that that's how much it's worth
Yes, all right. Yeah, I can make 10
I mean, I could sell you an ap for 17 if you don't want to hit no, I'm on this bitch
All right, I'm gonna show them motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying
Oh, yeah
Yeah, hey, whatever happened with that whole situation. I know I kind of been laying low a little bit
I'm gonna be real
We we solved all the problem. We had a 45 minute shoot at that pd on the time
Um, we ended up taking the AK shotgun in the pistol after the motherfuckers.
For real?
Yeah.
I blew pennies head off.
I'm gonna be real hot, but I'm still not cool with them.
Oh man, he thinks, uh, he thinks I smoothed it over with you with him.
Why the fuck does he think that?
Well, I haven't seen the ass to talk to you about it.
Nah, he ain't, because the motherfuckers owe me money.
Damn.
You know what I'm saying?
Hell yeah, look, I'm not gonna speak for you, you know what I'm saying?
The motherfuckers still scam me on my motherfucking cars
No, I'm saying oh shit
Rodney there was that one thing
That
Yeah, let me talk to you real quick, right?
What are you doing, you said, wait.
Why y'all telling secrets?
That thing Todd told us about the cops
with the search warrant for his car.
Oh, hey, motherfucker.
The cops is on your ass, man.
Oh my god, I cannot thank god for telling me.
Them motherfuckers went in the PDM.
They're looking into your records and shit, motherfucker.
What?
Yeah, they're trying for all your cars and shit.
A search warrant?
Yeah, they were looking at me.
Cars and shit because apparently you were like,
I'm selling drugs and making a lot of money or some shit.
Oh, that?
Yes.
Oh, no.
And then?
I think it was LSPD, I think.
So they did look into all my shit?
Yeah, I think so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if they got anything out of your cars,
but I know they're looking into like fucking what you
don't have, what you got, like assets.
No, I'm going to have to get a lawyer, motherfucker.
I'm going to have a.
So they went to PDM, and they did some shit.
I mean we could talk to Todd about it if you want.
No, I'm fucking hate Todd.
Next time I see him, I'm blowing his face off.
I do not fuck with Todd right now on God.
Hey, this fuck, hey, FTG dog, fuck Todd gang.
FTG, I got that shit tatted on me,
motherfucker, fuck Todd gang.
On Jesus Christ and on Mohammed, to all of them.
My fucking Shiba's and shit, dog, all that shit.
He told me
Yeah, like that information that the cops went to them about all that shit
And he told me hopefully those smooth things over with Mike if I tell you I don't give a fuck about any of that
I need money motherfucker. He that motherfucking got like about a rack of a hundred thousand motherfuckers so much money off me
I'm pissed yo
Hey, it's fucked on day till I died on Davis motherfucker, bro
How's about to pull out a pdm not cuz all these motherfuckers be saying it them that and the other I don't give a fuck
I just want my money and hey
I'm just I'm I'm hey
I'm just going motherfuckers a like this as long as I am not in prison
Then motherfuckers ain't gonna be able to sell a car. I'm good
I'm all fucking go sit across three and terrorize anyone trying to buy a car
Then motherfuckers won't fuck with my money. I'm fucking with their money, bro
Yeah
All right, let me go get it from my hotel room where I keep my drug money
Fuck Todd gang
That's crazy, right, but get this get this right. It don't stop there because hey come on echo. We got a long day
It's not a police flu. It's a cannibal flu. I'm telling you don't eat the meat of the fast food restaurant
That's why the up-and-out in clothes. Oh shit. It's simple with food
Yeah, give me that shit fuck Todd dang dog until I die Jeff
You don't need another shooter, but oh
Yeah for show. Oh, yeah
I'm just going to the hotel sign get all my drug money. Hey the cops are looking into me for no fucking reason
They think I'm a drug dealer for some reason
I mean you did pull into the hood looking like
fucking sand in his sleigh right now. I'm going to say that shit.
But did you get the person like, damn it?
I'm going to store.
Oh, I'm here.
Thank you.
And in the gunbox.
Thank you.
Now, that's some bullshit, motherfucker.
Hey, so just because I say that I'm up, I don't fucking know, dog.
Just because I say I'm a drug dealer.
They think I'm a drug dealer.
What the fuck I'm allowed to say shit ain't I yeah, you're right
They gotta have proof or something. Hey, right how they gonna come through with search warrants and shit yo
Yeah
how are they gonna use my words against me I hate that show okay I got you
though
fuck that shit fuckers oh let's go tonight I got you the bitch got a nice
song that means clean hold on I'll be right back what's good
Man, chaps, dude, crime on the server is going to be crazy next week.
Oh, that's what I needed to ask him, um, are the vans in?
Cuz I wanna, I wanna give the cops that tonight.
It's time.
Run it up.
Bumbleclaw.
Sorry, the cops are gonna get ARs now.
Now.
I want him to get fucked up for a little bit.
You know I hate him, it's the problem.
Damn.
This is all the money.
What the fuck happened to all my money?
If anything it would work in any vehicle rather than just vans unless something else
is broken with it that you're unaware of.
So last night when I tried to use it with the vans, matters, it said, um, what
the fuck did it say?
said like wrong hook up in this vehicle or some shit
it just didn't work wrong connection yeah
I'll check what's up with it nice
W devs
Hey, what good, Mike?
What's good, motherfuckers?
Bro, I left this bitch banged just now.
For real?
Bro, motherfuckers were snitching, Mike, after I robbed his ass.
Who did that?
Bro, motherfuckers, Robin, you!
Who's Robin me?
No, no!
His name is Robin you!
Yeah, who the fuck Robin me?
Fucking snitching here.
No, no, Mike, his name is Robin, right?
Yeah.
His last name is you.
Well, who the fuck's on first?
Shit, I don't, you know what, no.
No, Mike. No, Mike. Anyway, Mike, I got him, bro.
I handled that shit. Good shit. Good shit.
He snitched, bro. So I said, I said, hey, bro, you can't do that.
And he said, I'm going to do it.
So I pulled out this motherfucking pistol on his ass.
Got to do that, motherfucker.
And then I said, you snitched, bro?
And he said, yeah. Yeah. Got to do that, motherfucker.
Hey, Mike, I'm looking, bitch, bang.
You're going to have to get in that car and run ASAP.
You feel me, dawg? Why, yo?
You ready? Yeah, go ahead and get in your car
so I can let this bitch bang.
Let it go I'm not afraid of nothing dog
Mike I got that I got that cake on the tube real for real for real
Yeah, I'm about to go buy one myself right now. You Mike you gotta a you after you buy that bit
Hey
God damn
Actually, yeah, hold up. I gotta go buy a phone
Which block is this switch play block wait, he was the only good one right
Wasn't he the only good one
Yeah
Or do I hate him I don't fucking remember
And Muffy, you talking about cum slaves?
Why are the cops trying to raid me?
I do not get it.
You hate these people, OOC?
No, I don't, pep W.
I
Want to the fuckers type shit yeah, I have a question. Oh, yeah, I got an answer motherfucker. What you need
I was a baby. How do you know the answer to the question?
Yeah, what the fucking question right fuck wait well there Mike I
Was used down to the south side. Yeah
yeah okay yeah yeah and it is pretty bad down there okay yeah what you mean
about your game it's your Dancer's Paradise yeah what do you mean Paradise
bro that's nice let's a queen down there but well if we're talking about
people wearing pink and stuff yeah is your mission on me to myself right now
what do you mean there are people wearing pink down there
what are you saying motherfucker I haven't even said it just say it
No, I'm all fuckin' now.
Hey, put your hands up, motherfucker.
Yeah, cause now you're with us, motherfucker.
Yeah, you fuckin' shit about the fuck.
Yeah, now cause you're all fuckin' inappropriate
and in my culture, dawg.
Yeah, you said it was back.
I'm pretty sure this motherfucker said
pink gang worst thing. I heard that shit.
I heard that shit.
Yeah, how are you saying the four-three fuckers
ain't cool? I'm right here.
leader of that shit in the trunk motherfucker what you doing motherfucker
huh what you doing not at all good
hey bro I just want some pic for the Instagrams bro hey for real real bro oh
Oh, so you took a picture of me motherfucker?
Yeah, bro.
Hey, good.
I want the world to know what the fuck I'm about.
Yeah, you just get the eye, bro.
Yeah, I want the world to know what the fuck I'm about.
You just get comfortable, boy.
You said it.
I know you did.
You should log it.
I can't believe that.
Let the world know.
Guy Cersei was me.
He said fuck the four street buffers.
Fuck those pink losers.
That's what he said.
Yeah, you got to go murder them up.
Yeah, he has to die, dude.
All right, get in, cousin.
Oh, Bumgum's here.
Oh, you got a Porsche here?
Shitty ass, very radius going.
I can't believe you got a Porsche here.
Hey, you want to survive, or do you want to be dead?
Hey.
Speak up back there, truck boy.
Do you want to be dead, or do you want to be alive?
Well, fuck, I'm talking to you in the truck, bitch.
Preferably alive.
How much do you want to be alive?
Think of, name three things right now to live for.
Apple pie, okay?
Yeah, we really have you a fat fuck you don't know you don't fucking know anything
I'm fat ass you only reason to be alive is
Apple pie
your God's
and
You're about to be your godly motherfucka Jesus Christ blesses probably good weather good weather son is shining
Being chilling
Hey, everything not okay, motherfucker. Hey someone keep an item while I go by an AK-47. Yeah, just leave his ass there
I'll be right back
But the drug now you fuck
Where ya at?
Guys if you love Mike Block let's get to 11k subs.
And if you fucking hate me type you're a fat little bitch in the chat.
And I'm curious what the ratio is going to be here.
Where are they?
Okay, I'm not seeing any subs, but I'm seeing a lot of chat
Okay, okay hold on dirty dirt with five gift and subs
Okay, all right. Hey, okay. That's not bad. That's like one to a thousand. I think
I've arrived
This is all the money in my name, but I'll give you what I owe you for real. You know
That's kind of close 33 all right 12 grand you owe me 12 grand. That's cool. I thought you said fuck the five
Yeah, well, it's 45,000
33 oh
Shit, oh you're 12 grand
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have that shit by tonight. Probably
If you don't it's all good, bro. I'll get it though for real
All right. Hey, but you know what I'm saying
Damn that bitch is hard. Oh
Yeah, I'm fucking with this. Hey, you you killed up a motherfucker with one of these bitches. Yeah, yo
Man, you're gonna be shooting birds tonight for real right now. Yeah, probably
What what how though and that wasn't me saying hi as a native American
Oh, I don't know about the natives man
You're just gonna be fucking the man your shoulder's gonna get blown out. Oh, it's like that. That should got that kickback
Yes
But if you about you know in this room with me, you might fucking lick me up
That for real so I just gotta get right up in the motherfuckers face
Oh, yeah, hopefully like how the Yakuza execute people point blank because they can't shoot for shit
Yeah, that's how we'll go over there them all them shooters are point blank because they they really can't shoot a gun at all
Hey
I'm good anything else. Let me know okay. All right. I appreciate y'all
Big fur, thanks for the five gifted
It's gonna be a good-ass like block day I
Fucked up not playing Mike this week more. Huh? I just I gotta I got a Mike block
Randy randler candy flip. I just I feel like that's it right now. I feel like that's the formula
I feel like that's the formula right now it's the classic it's the classic for
a reason you want to know how you're gonna survive this situation
by the way I busted out one of your windows my bad hi here's what's going
new maybe we should just kill this guy for no reason though I don't know he said
that one of his reasons to live with babysitting you know baby said you what
you weird ass motherfucker you said what I enjoyed doing and I said I like ice
and
hitting my gobsons
oh
who is yes i did
no the fuck you did it
yes i did
i can't talk to you right now
i'll get you a phone
alright, watch the whip
if my fucking shit gets broken
chat it is gonna be a
classic mic block
i feel good about this one
this is gonna be a very good mic
And then we're going to go into Randy Wrangler plead a war planning.
Oof.
Oh, it's going to be a good stream.
Don't jinx it.
What are you talking about?
What's the worst that could possibly happen?
What is the worst thing that could possibly happen?
What on earth are you even talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Dude, I have a craving for Chick-fil-A right now that just will not fucking stop, man.
And it is.
Ooh, I want it.
Damn, I want it.
But I'm not gonna do it.
I'm trying not to be a fat ass.
Oh, but I just love those crispy waffle fries dipped in the fucking Chick-fil-A sauce.
Oh, I'm then washing that shit down with a lemonade. Oh my god. Oh
My god that shit is just
Treat yourself the product that's I
Damn, I treat myself too much. That's why I'm a massively massively obese one bald fucking freak, dude. I
Treat myself to goddamn much some day. I need to not treat myself
You know, you know, you can add strawberry to the frosted lemonade. I don't like the frosted lemonade that much
I just like just the lemonade dog, you know what I'm saying what up bum
Chillin got to go do terrorism
All right, let's go do terrorism y'all
We're gonna tell you what you're about to do motherfucking bitch ass bitch
Like uh, yeah, this is what you're gonna do
This is what you finna do, motherfucka.
Jam, you're actually, you're making some good points.
All I need you to do is motherfucking act cool and go into that PDM there dog, you know what I'm saying?
And just A, be like, A, I'm looking to buy a car, yo, can I motherfucking, you know what I'm saying?
Can I, what you got available? I want to test drive some shit.
That's all you got to do.
You think you can do that?
Yeah.
All right.
So do it.
Hey, well, really, really, what if they ask what I want to...
Hey, just...
Just write.
Say you a motherfucking crypto investor and you don't care about money, dog.
You ain't got a catalog in the front there.
Show the cars and the price.
Most expensive motherfucking bitch, dog.
Yeah.
So the car doesn't matter?
An expensive motherfucking car, dog.
An expensive one.
Hey and pull that bitch out, you know I'm saying but don't drive away with it yet
You know just stay in there and be looking at it because we need time to steal the motherfucka
Okay, so leave it in there, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we need time to steal it
Well, that's why I'm like I should probably just
Because I feel like our goals are kind of similar right now, you know you said huh?
I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna let you out.
If you snitch, we finna kill you.
Hey, hey, if the police show up, I will remember your face, dog.
Now get the fuck out, yo.
Hey, we should check his ID, just so we know who he is.
Get every character correct.
Get every character harassing Sal and PDM.
Well, Sal's one thing. PDM, though.
Let me look at you.
All right, that's locked in motherfucker. I know who the fuck you are now August August
Birdman like the like more Wayne's dad
No, it's like
You know, I know I get the fuck down there motherfucker so we can do this. All right, so hold on
Just get the most expensive
How do you not get this shit?
Okay, so
a nice fucking car motherfucker they go down there I asked for a nice car yeah and then
I leave it there and what do I do next?
That's your whole job bro.
You just got to land.
Just look at the car motherfucker just look at the car yo.
That is.
That is.
And then we go go and then you can go bitch.
While it's in the garage?
Yes.
Mothfucka.
Mothfucka.
Okay.
I don't fucking need us to spell the ABCs for it. What the hell is that?
I think he's downfall of JSRP's the same as any other RP server catering for any time zones and ignoring EU time.
Okay, so what character do you play on the server? You don't have to come in here and be a cryptic.
What do you mean ignoring EU?
All right, so who do you play on the server?
Just tell me who you play on the server and then I'll...
Why do you hate British people?
I- it's- I don't know, it's just in my blood.
I can't- I can't- I cannot tell you why. I don't know.
Sorry, Pepto, that's my fault. We ordered 200 EU players, but I forgot to pick them up at the post office.
Oh!
Mathers! Come on, man! I told you you need to set reminders on your phone for this stuff!
No, Jim, you're my token British friend, so that way people don't think I, uh, so that way I can hide the hate.
You know what I mean?
My token bruv.
I
They're always more fuckers in this bitch
And he was trained in a new person
Oh my fucking god
Two hours
for real for real for real free car
yep and I'm just gonna sell to someone
hey we gotta go to the DMV and force them the fucking
put that in our nose? yeah
Shit, I mean I guess we could
Actual theft
Listen guy that came in my chat and said that if there's any suggestions you have for you. Let me know
Like that, bruh.
Oh, wait, what happened?
There was no matter over there, so.
Someone actually made a really good suggestion earlier that I need to talk to the devs about.
Like a challenge version of the boosts.
Where like, they do certain things.
And I was like, that's a good idea, man.
I need the most expensive car please let me test right like sweating for
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on.
He just says, is there anybody out there?
He's like, it sucks.
Yeah, hey, hello.
Hey, now, come here, let's go work.
Watch this, follow me. I know what I'm doing. I'm very smart.
I
Don't have the key
Simba, get the fuck in the car, motherfucker.
Simba, get the fuck in the car, what are you doing?
Are you still in the car, motherfucker?
Get in the car.
Okay, I could not hear shit in there.
What the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait.
They're like vacuum-seed balls.
Yo, we got the whip bag.
We got the whip bag.
Nice.
Hold up, motherfucker.
399.
Hold up, okay.
It's just that easy.
Yeah, hold up, okay.
I
Yeah
Yeah, hey, someone else go someone else drive this bitch
Drive this motherfucker, yeah
You get in the whip and follow me
Damn you good you got one of them kagashits from that fall
I ain't gonna lie. I thought he was gonna whip the cow the cage
No matter. Come on. Yo. Yeah
Yeah, nice. Yeah, move on. Go to repo. Yo, yeah
Well now this is fucked up because I want a storage garage for my other character
Because I was thinking if I could get a storage garage on Mike and keep all my repo
If I could keep all my cars in there that are up for repo
Smart I know that is actually smart
I'm on a good deal.
Yeah, hey, they had my car for some reason.
Damn, why'd they have your car?
Hey, just park that fucking right there,
and I'm going to park it up.
We're going to whip the cavalcade, bro.
Hey, I'll give you a call after this.
I don't know why the fuck they had my shit.
Yeah, you good?
Bro, why'd they have your shit, Mike?
I don't know.
Hey, you got, you know, you murdered
that motherfucker for that shit, bro?
No, no.
We just motherfucking know what I'm saying.
How'd you park that shit, bro?
Yeah.
You park it up?
Yeah.
What y'all doing?
Yeah, we just bought some guns. Yeah, what kind?
Shit brothers regular pistols for a thousand bucks. We put four of these motherfuckers for a thousand. God damn a thousand. Easy come up, bro
Damn, hey motherfuckers. Shit. Hey, what's good with Kroc?
What good with Kroc or Kroc? Kroc, motherfuckers, cuz I feel like these like these Chinese
They ain't fucking with me over there in China like they used to. Bro, what?
going over there you might you want to know what it is they looking at me
different dog might you man I'm a you ain't gonna like this Mike I'm gonna be
honest you might need a lean against something gonna be bad news bro yeah you
have to lean bro the police has figured out everything on how to make it what
no they figured it all out Mike it's fucking over dog yo shit out and they
sell me at a cheaper price to us yeah bro how you get plugged up
Uh, you just bring an ambulance over there, they're just giving you that shit.
They just gave it to you?
The mountains don't give a fuck.
Yeah, you bring them over there.
They'll kind of let you call in that bitch and even cook that shit.
You just bring them a cop car or an ambulance.
Someone's gonna let you ride in that motherfucker.
Easy one.
I got a real cop car yesterday.
Shit, I'm gonna be real.
I got an idea.
Hmm.
All right.
Hey, I got a real good idea.
Come on, Echo.
And come on, Simba.
And you know what?
Come on, switchblade.
There we go, dog.
Hey guys! Hey switchblade! You're back in the gang!
Hey, congratulations dog! You made the cut!
What the game called?
What?
Mike blocks Untitled Project!
Shit bro, that an album?
That's the name of the gang dog!
Shit, that hard though!
That kind of thing hard!
Yeah, that's bad, uh!
I'm gonna let them...
Bring to it. Hey, I just served a crazy warrant for real 1,557 months
And like a 50k fine, all right, I'm gonna be real chat
If Polito has it all figured out now, and if it's just kind of out there
Can't get anyone in the city anymore. I think
Maybe I just maybe maybe we stop with the China shit. You know what I mean? That was just to get it going, you know
Yeah
That was that was just to get it going easy. No questions. Hey, can someone watch my car cuz I want to get it
Actually, I gotta go get a band-aid Mike is over. I gotta go too
Yeah, that you could never play Mike without having an admin menu for the first time ever. I ain't got a warrant
I can openly do this shit
Penta can only have an arp, you know.
Can I get a bandaid?
It was just to introduce some new shit, man.
Oh, huh.
Hey, what's good, yo? I'm all fucking broke my ribs on a fence.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah, that's a hurt.
Oh, fucking god, I gotta find a bandaid.
You need a nice type of bandaid?
Hey, I'm sorry. I get sensory overload, dawg.
Who's talking to me about what?
Alright, I'm all over.
I need a band of green.
Yeah, there we go. Perfect, though.
I mean, I'm really hurt myself. I might need to see a doctor, actually. Let me go in there.
Some people hate the amnesty for some reason. They don't hate the amnesty.
They don't hate the admin shit, they just hate me.
So anything that can be used to attack me, they take it.
What's good, yo?
Oh, hello.
Hey, I hurt myself.
Bad.
Is that the Irish girl from British art?
No, that's not the Irish girl.
Well, fuck it.
Do I look like an Irish woman?
Shhh.
Tell her I love her.
He loves you, sir.
I mean, that's nice, bit of buying, Irish, bitch.
And don't think about kissing me because you think I'm Irish.
That's sexual assault.
I don't care how many shirts say it.
I didn't think I can.
I was raised Protestant.
It's mainly the only doctor I'm here.
All right, motherfucker.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to get out of here.
I actually think I might be OK.
Hey, thanks anyways, doc.
Am I reading Reddit again?
I don't have to read Reddit.
I know everything that's been, that's ever
would be said negatively about me
because it's been the same shit for 10 years.
It's just pentas bad.
I just don't like the guy.
That's all it is.
I just fucking hate him.
It's literally like the ending scene of A-Mile.
Hey Mike, I've been taking what you taught me to word.
Sometimes you gotta leave them all fucking behind.
I just hate him.
They hate that shit though.
Yeah, they hate when you do that shit though.
It's fucking hilarious.
I am fat I do have one ball 400 bags of weed on me. I do use an admin
You're small to go. You got heated at the car. I said, no you got to find your own way in life. I
Love them. I swear to God. I have to do that shit
And who this is hey, I'm gonna be real I got a really good idea
Who God is good?
I was in jail for 1,557 months
shit was not, shit was not hood
yeah bro, uh, is it, is that mofica still chasing her?
alright now we got him brother, we got you bro, easy work
have y'all figured a way to make that mofica come out in the open?
hey does anyone have $93?
Yeah, I do like
Yeah, so bubblegum's on the block right now, okay, if you want to hit a bubblegum
Okay, Mike is in the glove box. Yeah. Hey you got to do some shit switch
No, I'm good for right now. All right. What it what it is you like an important visit goddamn
I
Remember riding 3d with more like that you
Well, I can both look at Tony and everyone to be on the phone at the same time dog
Just yeah, but about shit dog
Okay, oh by the way the cops aren't asking about surex
What hey, I'm gonna call you right back, right?
Yeah
Yeah, Mike, you know I gotta be honest man
When you when you were talking about a horror there was to be a gang gang leader
I was like it can't be that hard. Yeah, that shit sucks. Oh, that shit fucking sucks
Yes, I told you
Hey, someone gotta stay with the car constantly, dog, because they do want it.
Oh, yeah, we got you. I'll go back on the phone.
I'm just- I'm just gonna go grab some shit.
Alright, chat, so here's what I'm thinking.
Chat.
Look at this.
Trade the AK for a shit ton of crock.
To Polito.
Because you know they're gonna want it, dog.
Yes, dog, yes.
Trade the AK for a shit ton of crock.
yes absolutely absolutely dog here's what I'm thinking cuz they I don't think
they've ever seen one of them bitches before you know what I mean and if
they're just practically giving the shit away
alternatively heck cougar yeah cuz we could like you know what I mean like the
The guns and shit are cool, but I've always wanted to play Mike Block as an international drug dealer,
and I've set the server up now in a way where I can do that.
You gotta remember, everything I set up in the server is just shit that I want to do myself in RP.
You know? Just take it?
I mean, I could just say, hey, you know, let me do the shit and then just shoot him,
but this might be a little more fun for story.
Is Jam the only gun dealer?
Yeah.
I originally didn't wanna have anyone do it,
but I know, I mean, Jam's so good at RP,
I know he'd make it fun,
but then I accidentally did turn PDM into a powerhouse.
But it sounds like they still got smoked.
I had the form street friends, so whatever.
Yeah.
yeah no yeah my god I seem oh you get the fuck away from me bro
is that the damn motherfucker? hey we gotta go huh can I please have my phone back?
hey have this back hey hey eat shit you can't do one thing right hey yeah eat my
dick bitch you lucky to be alive yo
I'm for real I actually have no fun asking for a fucking phone be serious
you're not exactly sure the pdm fuck you don't need to be with a shotgun man
lonely relic and you just fucking lonely would be on the phone all the goddamn time and
and they're relatively like hold up, hold up, I got a phone call, that shit was crazy.
Hey, here's what I'm thinking, dog, listen to this shit, you know.
Well, you said they got Hella Croc up there in Toledo?
Yeah, because they be, they be grown that shit or not grown that, make that shit.
Oh, for real? Oh, so they the new pie, yeah, because I don't really want to go to China anymore.
That shit takes a long time.
What the hell? A heliport?
Yeah, that, that shit was there earlier.
Also, watch out for lesion squared. I'm also gonna put a invisible
Invisible wall. I think a mime was over there because we hit that bitch going a hundred and twenty
Some of my people have eaten out of a car. Hey, listen, listen
Tona croc yo, they be buying guns and shit. Oh
Yeah, apparently
Yeah, I was going to a fucking birdie
Apparently they can get up for a war or some shit.
Okay. Oh okay. Alright so hold up. So they're gonna love this shit. They're gonna love this shit. Hold up.
How much profit do you think we're gonna get for it? Like fucking thousands or something?
Oh bro, what? I love that shit. Fuck you talking about a thousand.
Yeah we might want to do like a big boy deal like a couple thousand.
Because if they making that, if they the plug...
They also making vodka out there.
Yeah, hold on.
Yeah, that's how cousin fucker lost her driver's license.
I don't know if it was drinking and driving.
Who?
Oh, hey, yo, cousin fucker, I'm off again in the game that she wanted to represent her house, and she's from Great Seed, so she went by cousin fucker.
Yeah, alright.
I don't know about all that.
It's funny just whenever a cop pull up to do it, is that cousin fucker?
It's the funniest shit ever.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, does anybody have a drink?
I'd be thirsty.
I know.
All we gotta talk to is the fucking Mounties and shit, cause they really with the shits.
I gave them a police car like, not even maybe ten hours ago.
They're still doing that shit.
Really excited about that shit.
I'm just saying some kind of like no I'm saying gun for croc
They make it they make it to show you
Yeah, they told me that they don't want any drugs coming in but they want to push out a bunch of
Damn I cannot whip this bitch
Mike selling the AK to Polito which ultimately shoots out Ramboor's bulletin.
We call that inter-leg-cutting.
There's some slime that shit, bro.
What happened?
Bro, so there I was driving.
He's gonna fuck us through a Reese's bar at my car so you know I had to get that shit so I fucking jumped out of the car for that shit.
Yeah.
And I fucking, as I jumped out of the fucking car came and just hit me, bro.
Damn, for real?
Yeah, I was just saying hold on let me get this
Reese's real quick so I can jump out of the car
going 90 miles an hour
on that Superman type shit
and then a part hit me
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
NOLAX
NOL
and then they said, oh we fought you
and I said nah you didn't
fuck me with Reese's bar coffee
No, NOLAX
I think some sergeant Matt
took the fucking blame for it
I sounded it out
Thanks for the five gifted subs
Appreciate that
Shit was not cool
Not cool. Oh fuck it cops you on some brimey ass bullshit
Good read thank you. I'm learning always called me crashing out and she's saying that he's gonna change
Attempted first-degree murder
It was he said it was because of relics
Yeah, I don't know he's crashing out he's saying the whole saw side for the pay he raised the fines
with the minds and time and everything.
What the fuck did I do?
That's what I'm saying, bruh.
I'm fucked because of relics.
I feel like Fines probably could go up a bit with the minds.
What do you think?
I'm a big real Mr. Grunge Angles.
I haven't done it because I'm scaring him.
I do it one time and it actually goes up to 1,440 months.
And a 30k fine.
Damn.
Damn, he's mad.
I have a voice call from him saying,
Fuck the I'm changing it. I'm changing it right now. He just be changing laws because people
Yes
I didn't know she was a witness. He said it doesn't matter damn you pissed
that one on that bitch are you saying no like motherfucking Los Santos government
motherfuckers ever here not really you know the mountains can mounties
both gates okay you ain't ever been up here I go me neither yeah I never that
like a guard tower right there.
There ain't no one ever in that mission.
Fucking, did you say there was a mothafucka over here bro?
There he coming.
Oh yeah.
Hey tell the mothafucka to get him out of here.
Yeah yeah, I don't know how far he's going.
Yeah you talk to him.
You don't have to talk to these mothafuckas yo.
What the hell is he doing?
Hey you!
Hey!
he's protest hey motherfucka come here
don't don't aim a gun at a moment we don't get shot it's so funny that they've
been doing so bad at border patrol that you can really just roll up here
just you can really just roll up and just get drugs and leave hey bro we have
proper preposition that's how you say the word
you tried chat it's not your fault man i we just gotta lock it in and make the bcso
as good as the lspd
bcso sucks fucking cock right now and it's partially my fault
I
Does it yeah, it's kind of bad
We just we just need new blood
For like 10 minutes before my fucking showed up
Let me scroll while they come you know, let me call some of these police and fucks. Oh, there you go
That fuck delays a commercial flight
What the hell is that man?
There's one, there's one.
God damn it, you fucking turn around.
Target in.
For you, Page.
That fuck delays the commercial flow.
I'm not like I really just ran up and didn't say sure
It's not regular socks didn't handle the beauty. No, we probably should have started hiring day one, but you know
Oh shit, get in get in dog or get up. Whatever. Yo
I'm not trying to let that this bangers in my cinema. No motherfuckers that is not a lion
Don't don't go in that direction. I'm hoping to hide in the bush
Perfect now you coming huge
Yes
Didn't want to part of that thankfully I was down the street when that happened so the police didn't get me
I see.
This is a good ass dude.
He's probably gonna take it.
He's he's he's he's all the way.
What the hell is he doing there?
He's probably cause I actually stupid.
Hey!
Yo!
Hey!
Don't get that melty.
Billing
Help help us motherfucker, please Jesus fuck you have one job. Don't get on all right
These guys are so afraid of wow Jesus Christ I
Had to I had to basically beg them to take the police car earlier, bro
I offered that shit to two for 200 polunis and it took them like 10 minutes to make their mind
How much money that be bro? I like two dollars. Oh
Are you gonna change your money in there?
Oh for real? Yeah, yeah, if you get in there like they actually know you
Two dollars, yeah, I have to give that shit away because it was not for the budge
Well dirty Harry one of my plugs also what's her name a grandma Doris
Yeah, Doris had a
Dig a plant for all this shit over here if I could if I would have given them an ambo they gave me a like a 500 croc
Right over there when we were screaming at show
We got a trade we want a proposition of trade yo
Come on
You want this you want this you don't want this you need you need
The only thing we gonna be debating is how bad you need this
I think Saturday night, okay. Now you're good with that
Well, I ain't got no warrants to be good
I mean, yeah, I mean, I probably got some warrants on some type shit. We let that bitch bang
We went from hiding the Polito to trafficking the drug out Polito
I'm going to be like on like some discussion type shit, Oh, I'm only a cadet and I'm going
to have to call us up here your office or over here, I that's all you know, you don't
I give
Closer than China so I'm cool with this
Yeah
Yo, it's you the motherfucker. I gave the police car to earlier today
Hey, hey everyone shut up. Hey, we got a we got a deal for you. Hey, hold up yo
I know these motherfucking business customs and shit. Yo, what's he flopping?
Oh perfect
Shay Shay nice
and killing a money time
that
that's not about right you have money time
uh... money time
so
i dropped off a car from this morning so they they should be trusting us in
share right now
but
they've been there shit
sorry bro this is
you know i'm legally obligated to do this shit
I'm not doing everything that shit was no nullified
Got the rims on this bitch so Mike
You gotta get this motherfucker low
What for I
I
Shay Shay
I'm Mike block dog, and I'm a motherfucking international
motherfucking drug dealer awesome like money time type shit, and I heard that y'all was the motherfuckers with the croc
And I'm gonna be real I already got a China connect
But this shit a little closer to home so I thought we could do an exchange
I think I do have something y'all probably would want because I've been hearing some shit and
And I could show you now or I could show you later
What do you got to show me you want to see?
You cannot we just don't want to be shot because it is a gun. It is a gun
I'm saying I'm gonna show you don't freak out
I got one
I've got that I've got that hold on hold on that way
So I thought maybe we could make maybe we could establish some sort of business business arrangement
Cuz I'm in yo, I got I got more and I can get more
Okay, well I got to reach out to someone who's more appropriate for you to talk to if you just want to give me a quick
Sec to get them on the phone. Hey, it's cool. Can I just come in the bitch though?
Just give me one second. Let's take it work
I
Got all kinds of sickness here, but we're under quarantine don't worry. I got the job. I'm good
Yeah, wait hold up cuz maybe we could make this
You know I'm saying maybe we get some of the
I got some people that could get you back. I mean fucking we can just get the shit if we robbed the fucking hospital
I gotta know Mike. I gotta move again the game. Give me that shit
What are y'all talking about just give you shit?
Now you said uh, what was I said earlier like like like show show or whatever. Yeah, shea shea motherfucker. I mean hello and Chinese
He cultured yeah, like I said, I was been I was doing big
Hey, mr. Block. Yeah, shea shea. I was doing bended with the Chinese shea shea being chill and money time
But you know I'm saying that plug. I never
Done business with the Russians like they brought us an attack helicopter a couple nights ago
Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, and I figured you know if Russians can fly it I can fly it not put it right in the drink
Yeah, motherfucker. I'm gonna be real. I fucked my shoulder up trying to motherfucking pilot some shit, too like that before
Yeah, that's a police car this morning. Do you like it? I
Don't remember it. Do you remember anything to do? I weren't here for that. Oh, no
I was that must have been before I woke up here. His name Shay Shay, too. Oh
No, I
It's a J.J. J.J. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, bud. Oh shit
All right, so the person who you have to is on their way over here and they'll let you in once they get here
Yeah, that's cool. It's just like you know, I'm saying I'm sick of going all the way over to China for you know
I'm saying my shit and I heard y'all be needed shit and I'm gonna be real
Hey, if anyone could get guns, it's Mike Block dog
That's true. You don't know
I could get guns motherfucka for real and I already all be needing that and I already all be having croc
And I'll be needing croc, but I'll be having guns. So shit kind of like you know I'm saying I
Mean we've been having a lot of issues
We've been having issues with folk being sick right now like guns are kind of low
I can go rob the motherfucking hospital for show dog. Yeah, we can get that
Now the thing that we can do a vaccine heist
With wax and terrorists that are actually working with the southern government
So we're trying to just like figure all that out some of them are in the south right now
Oh for real. I mean hey, I also take hits. Fuck it dog. I don't think we want to kill him
We just want to like put him in jail. I mean, yeah, I'm saying I could shoot him and bring him back
I'm saying yeah, we can talk
Get to ahead of ourselves though dog. Just you don't say let us in oh
Oh Mike listen, I learned something new. Listen to this bro. Whenever we in there
Y'all can't call our side of the police though to let them know we in there
Why the fuck would I ever call the cops for anything? No, I know I'm saying no
Yeah, then call that shit, bro
So listen Mike what I found out one time is I was fucking to a month ago and I got caught lacking
Rip me and it's more like a cul-de-cost as I was doing the deal
Like fucking 20 units pulled up on me arrested my ass
I don't want to be understanding
Jeb or some shit like that not and you said he had cop her
No, he he called the cops. No, not here, but I hear
Yeah
that shit and then called the cops on my ass so he wouldn't get in trouble and be deported
back here.
Admiral Blackbeard would also be snitched into.
He would do their fucking Coast Guard and shit.
No, Admiral Blackbeard's a terrorist.
Oh, shit.
He's working with a terrorist organization that's in league with Foku, smuggle guns
into Polito and are working with the Southern Chairs.
Damn, he doubled that for any country.
He worked with them for real.
Damn.
Hey, do you want to walk over here and help me open the gate?
Yeah, I was trying to figure out last night because I feel like Mike's and Jordan's goals are kind of similar.
Now I was trying to figure out who made more sense to do this on.
Probably on Mike's since I'm already doing the crock thing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, and Polito Mike, that's just, that's, that's established lore.
Polito Mike! Hey, great ocean Mike!
It's a nice ass day though.
It's nice. It's a good ass day.
Create a whole set of my own.
It's nice to be Beijing or what?
How was Beijing, bro? I never got to ask you that.
It's a lot of small dog.
Really?
That air hurts to breathe.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Because Mopebuggers were asking me where you were.
I'm pretty sure that Mopebuggers was just watching the prices right or something like normal.
I was up in China. You know what I'm saying?
Trying to make that connect worked.
I kind of can but you know I'm saying like I think I could get a little more from China
But I don't really be liking going over there anymore. I thought you
My focus was looking at an easier
Be real motherfucking Jordans cost like six dollars over there dog. Yeah
Yeah, and I got and I got Iron Man 2 on blu-ray for like 50 cents dog
And I got a Rolex for like 20 bucks dog so I'll be real that's kind of nice
You know I'm into the best one
Yeah, I really put up there in that race and I said, oh, excuse me, sir
Do you mind my boss wants me to send him a photo of what you're trying to trade because he does not believe that you have what you say
You have I'm gonna be real and I do have more. I'm not fucking around dog
Okay, the sim over to him right now. He's really gonna like this I got I got rounds to dog
What kind of ammo does it take?
I got I got 90 rounds dog. I
Could have sworn out like it took seven six two, but I
Did a ache on you know it take pop up. All right. Let me just respond. He's on his way. Cool. Yo
Literally said bet so I think that's
That our lingo for bet
I
Set let me let me see if I can just let you in right now
Who'd be calling you? God damn my phone be jumping all the time, bro
Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back
If that's what happens there's RP there as well
I doubt it though. They probably won't work. They probably want guns
I will peace you know what I learned to tell them off like it's on the phone and it unless I'm stop calling you real quick
Well, yeah, I'm gonna get back to you
I'm never get back to those
Never and they never call you back after that shit real easy
No, I'm gonna call you back. I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna get with you
Easy work, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna call you right back
I say that 20 times a day come to think of it
What's your name is Mountie we can address my name is Clay
What up Cliff what the word is?
Walter will be here in about a minute and a half to two minutes. He's in an RV
So it's gonna take a bit
What kind of RV though what that thing got on it? It's a like a police narvi
So it's got everything a police needs wheels a roof an engine rims looking like
They're looking like aluminum. I turn to do a BCSO. I hope you don't take this a long way
I like to pit my characters against each other that's why I'm giving them an AK to shoot
I mean they asked for it Nestle. We just want to be neighbors with them
Well, who with the south they're our neighbors y'all gave it back seem cool. I'm gonna be real. I
Mean honestly as long as people are pull out with us and say please and thank you
We're willing to work with anyone. I hate the fucking cops here y'all seem way cooler
I'm gonna be real. I've been laying low and polito for like shit six years now
So they this shit cool with me dog, you know, we have a hundred percent conviction rate over here
I heard only two people died here.
That's not bad.
They got like health rates or whatever.
Yeah, we got free health care.
Shit, it broke them and y'all ain't got no medicine though?
I mean we got medicine to treat the symptoms so we just ain't got the vaccine because
they're not giving us stuff to like withdraw stuff from the blood or something.
I'm no medicine man so I know where like the science is.
withdraw stuff from the blood.
What's that mean?
They're like blood kids?
Apparently they need like when the virus is living in the blood it like makes something
in the blood or something.
I don't know. It's all like what are making in the blood? You talk about anti body
This is my antibody right here
Yeah, cuz that'd be taking the spirit out of Malfurker exactly
Oh god, I'm getting blackouts
I'm sick. Well, hey, bro. I heard Policia's got real hookers. It's a treacher working tonight. What a treacher
I heard about her from across the way
I don't know
How hooker been good suckin and fucking dog. Yeah, she's still sticking out
Yeah, she'd be suckin and fucking for real
I remember when we was shooting multiple years up and Adam and she pulled that AK right out of her post and let that bitch
Hey, yeah, I should see crazy
Good old days. Yeah
Yeah, you missed it. She really she said hey Mike. She said hey Mike. There's cops outside
Scoop and in this one
Everyone else can disregard that should be taken
Yeah, he'll be here in a minute real sorry for this. We just had to start clearing house.
Yeah, I can uh, you want some bread?
Liar liar liar.
You have a good one?
I'm fucking running on fumes.
We just, I just really want the hospitality for Polito, yo. I want to feel like, you know, it's important and shit.
You all can start that out amongst yourselves.
Yeah, it's because I'm fucking eating hot dogs.
dogs. All right, Ellie, they got bread and water. That's why you got it. That's why you
got to steal your motherfucking food from the burger show. Bro, hey, I executed motherfuckers
at the burger show. I'm not allowed there anymore. Oh, for real? Yeah, I asked one
more fucker to sing. He said, I'm not gonna sing. So I started executing hostages and
he said, I'm still not going to sing. So you go in there. Police and terrorists,
right? What they used to land airplanes on the beach to try and kidnap police
and so we had to kill a whole mess of them. Why the fuck was they doing that?
Yeah, I think they wanted our potatoes.
Potato Terrorism, dog?
What?
Yeah, so I think we killed like three or four of them.
And we blew up like four or five of their planes.
God damn.
That's how she used to come up.
That's fucking, that's hard.
And then we had the Vagos come up here, about eight of them.
Yeah, I heard about that.
One of us took out eight of them.
Ooh.
Someone coming up there.
What the hell?
Yeah, I even made and recorded a video saying about how much harder the Mounties are than the Vagas.
Oh, shoot, that was so good.
Yeah, that's just on birdie.
Yeah, you know what's funny? I haven't seen the Vagas since. That's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, they said they were going to come back up here and wage war, so I threw on like a helmet and a vest, and I hung out in the tower overlooking the border, and they never showed up again.
Yeah, they're not even in the La Barrio anymore, so I think you won.
Yeah, I don't know why they're not leaving the bar anyway.
like no no the laborio it where their hood is laborio yeah labor why not just
call it their neighborhood are they got to call it something weird like that I
think it means Spanish for murder time I only speak that's not about right yeah
oh shit cops behind us you know our cops wait what why are there cops oh
they ain't gonna do nothing what in the fuck like if you want in what the fuck
I want it all good motherfuckers what in the fuck
All right China time I guess fuck it
Wait, so they work with
Okay
Y'all trying to hop out and shoot
I'm not pulling a reel without your line.
Why?
They might get out the car again.
Yeah, I think they're going to get out of here.
The mountains have nothing to do with the crock, I think.
Yeah, but I know for a fact that they do that.
Why now? Let's get him over there right in front of the DCSO.
How are you going to tell me that they don't when I know that they do?
Yeah, whatever. Fuck it. It is what it is.
So that went well, I think.
What the fuck?
Bet you it was not good at all!
What the fuck?
I thought y'all said you've sold guns to him before.
We have! What the fuck is going on?
They might have just lashed up, bro.
Damn, man, I was looking forward to that.
Mike, I think they hate you, bro.
Damn, we got pro-pro.
I'm still not a gay, Mike.
You ever do anything wrong?
Huh you ever do anything to these motherfuckers how they need to go I mean I'm gonna be real I don't really know
I'm not I ain't never met any of them at all. I'm kind of bad for bossing those cars pulling up. Yo
That was a good catch man. I didn't see that shit. I was a good outpatch. Yeah
You were the one looking behind us. Yeah, good job, man
So it'll be a good job once we get the fuck out of here. Mike don't handle that.
You know what I think it might be then? I think they don't want to smoke with the
South so they said no let's just start a fucking smithing.
Bunch of losers. Yeah the movie goes probably going into like peace.
Hey so y'all like y'all sold them guns before?
Oh my god Mike I sold them like 20 guns in one day yes.
Like
Damn
Yeah, I still been like fucking a band worth of 20 guns
I ain't going down about this bitch back or yeah, right?
To be fair, I mean that's
It's because you fuck with say Tom if anybody was there. I don't know dog. I mean they might be they might know that we have
It's a it's a big deal. It's just so girls. I guess who cares
If anything we can do the old-fashioned scatter
Like I said, there's our be there
Well, we got it. We got to protect Mike. Yeah, cuz they got to go with me. Yeah
Oh
That another thing I learned Mike whatever you're the leader of a gang they only want you what the fuck is that?
Well now it's probably because they know I got an AK-47
Oh easy get out the same I should have a nerve
Yeah, orange on the tip of it easy
You got this shit, Mike.
This is gonna be real.
They kinda sucked.
Did that get us to another far?
Well, somebody had the cars hit him on the wall.
Hey, why don't you hop out?
Hey, they ain't gonna chase you, so you're good to just hop out.
Alright, ain't that shit?
Hey, I ain't doing that.
They really just let him on.
No, I know what you mean.
He ran him over!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh.
I'd probably give someone else the AK.
Sounds like pussy shit.
Or we could just play and protect the AK.
Oh fuck.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hot potato.
Looks like that's a good one for it.
Nope, she's sitting there.
She drove again.
Ah, god dang it.
Oh, come on.
That's not where it doesn't matter, it gives a fuck.
Gigi!
Almost like I'm getting into this trouble.
Put your hands up! Oh my god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Another suspect down. One still at the vehicle. Anyone have eyes?
Bad Mike Day.
Alright, come here.
Bad Mike Day.
This guy said boomer aim.
So what the fuck, the Mounties just snitch on me?
Oh my god.
Whatever, fuck it.
now my kates palito now my kates palito
yep I got the one time ready more on two characters jinx so hot I mean it's not a
I don't even have a fucking thing I just got a gun.
There's a fucking overhang above us. I'm gonna go check it.
I'm ready.
bad mic day
bad fuckin mic day man
damn dude i was excited for that too
imma be real i'm actually giga disappointed i was really excited for that
so it's gonna be a mic day that's why everyone pepped
uh that really felt like that was gonna be like my something that i'm like
getting going you know what i mean
that just that fuck it man whatever i'm pretty bummed out
thank you ems i'm going back to one
yeah fuck it i guess
Yeah, I've called DMS.
Chap'n's.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Okay.
I already called DMS.
I'll say there'll be one.
Whatever.
Shake that one off.
You know there's a shooting skill.
Yeah, but we should like, I wonder what the damage is on the AK.
Okay, we'll have to look at that because if there's gonna be a shooting shield and the damage then the AK needs to fucking rip
You know what I mean?
Like it need the damage to be high
It feels like I'm having a hard time getting anything going man
Between the mountains just instantly snitching and then between the fucking
Polito liberation front just being a fucking lie
Seems like anything anytime I just try to get anything going. It's just it's just over instantly
I can look right at my
I guess you know that's how it goes man you just got to keep moving till something sticks
Hello Zli can you hear me?
You know they get to lie?
Like I said I don't know for sure I rated the chicken I was like instantly when I rated
I just watched for 30 seconds. They were just laughing about how stupid fucking Wrangler is
I'm just like all right
Yeah
But you know what I could do is just murder people on Bobcat
please no bobcat now I'll just I'll just I'll just
I think it's good showers
Let's go let's say I'm being toys on
Fuck man, I really thought they were gonna trade that AK for a crock
dude I really thought holy shit maybe I'm just a fucking idiot isn't problem
maybe the problem is that I'm actually just a fucking idiot it makes sense why
not I don't know I guess now they like Los Santos question mark I just I have
no idea
it's a good idea to get that fluid going
it could be the wrong mountains
I don't know
I have no idea
I don't think the guy in red I'll take that one
I don't know man
stop and bleed him
no you're very smart extremely handsome thank you man thank you
should we stay in the flint?
you said you had deputy fell off
deputy fell off the roof
Yeah, I guess I guess now they work with those Santos. I don't know. I actually have no idea what the fuck's going on
You know, Camp Med-O-G but it does make sense.
Let me guess, Todd told all the Mounties fuck my block.
Like why not just fucking say that then, man?
I just, I don't get it, you know?
Like just tell me that, you know?
Okay, that's good. If you need a second buster
On these 95s also being a soldier
Yes
Also another thing why is the BCSO work with the Mounties now I you know
This is game of thrones last season
Season 5 level of writing I just it just is it just is
yeah oh the enemy my enemy you're telling me Mike Block is a greater threat to
Polito than the BCSO a person they've never talked to
There we go, there we go, we're done now.
Ehh, 76 Central, 295's.
Doctor had me there multiple gunshot wounds.
It's because you're not fat anymore, you think so? Maybe that's it.
well I guess we'll just ask the cops what happened maybe that'll give us a bit
of perspective because I really I just I have no fucking idea man who knows I
don't know what the fuck happened there
They were mantas who were trying to seal their colors.
Heh heh heh.
True.
You should eat a cake, you'll feel better.
I, you know, I just, I was just getting excited for how cool the RP would be.
That's all.
I'm just, I'm just bummed and lashing, I'm just lashing out a little bit, but it's, you know, it's, it's so go sometimes, just as what it is.
I think we only want to observe enough to know why I'm doing this.
Like I said, there's still RP there, we just need to figure out why they did that to kind of make it make sense, you know?
He's only one on duty.
Ouch, okay.
We'll treat him, it's fine.
Are you sure we can't play Bobcat?
I gotta shake off this tilt.
And I am sorry about that, Joe.
My bad.
I'm being a bit of a whiny little pussy right now.
Okay, look.
of a one-year little pussy room okay look I guess I would like if everyone else
I gotta shake it off make sure each 95 has somebody it's all good baby baby it
just like between this and the Wrangler situation it just it feels like that it's
just kind of like all starting to come together and I'm like oh shit this will
be dope but then it's just like yeah actually just kidding I didn't I'm talking
they don't but eventually eventually they'll eventually something will come
together
how you doing Mike yeah I'm good hey I'm blind I'm blind oh my god hey how'd
y'all know to go there shit I can't tell you that all right fucking I guess
I guess I'll just never know
I guess I'll just never know
I'm sure you can take a guess
Yeah sure, alright. Sounds good dog!
This company is an automatic system
That's awesome
Was it cool when the bullets were going into you?
I didn't think so.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
I should not even go.
All right.
That's classified.
Sit tight for a minute.
I don't know.
I saw him bleeding from a few spots.
Why would they tell you?
I mean, they kind of have to eventually.
Keep my eye on you.
Like they have to, you know what I mean?
We foyer?
Well, no, we just go to venture.
All right.
I don't know.
Hey, bro, the BCS has ran me over with the car.
Oh, jeez.
If any of you know, I got under the car
and it's not going to hit you.
Not if it's redacted.
They can't convict someone off redacted.
You literally have the right to face your accuser.
Just so you know, the BCS is so
going to hit you with the car if you stand in the middle
of the road.
They can just do that.
So nobody's going to get that December on a ship.
Oh, no, this one was on purpose.
We did stop at a project for hours.
No, it's not a grief pet to server.
To be fair, I told you.
It's not it.
I'm holding it, luckily.
I just you know sometimes I sometimes I just go all in for the RP potential and it just doesn't end up like that and
I just get a little bummed out because I start thinking about how cool it could be
You know what I mean, and it's it's the problem is that it's my fault
You know what I mean?
The problem is the problem is it's my fault, you know, it really is it's all my fault. I'm a stupid little fat ass
That's the problem power bottom Penta server
That's the issue. But you know what? But again, it just, it doesn't matter, you know what I mean?
Okay, we are ready to go. You uh, you good?
Yep. Let's go right to a courier house dog.
Sounds good to me.
I gotta know how y'all knew to go there.
Ain't no way, Polito be buying hundreds of guns off everyone.
And the second I roll up there like actually cop time.
Now we like working with Los Santos.
I refuse to believe that happened dog
There's no fucking way man
Hey, you know what maybe Los Angeles ain't so bad now
Come on Mike, let me let me get you in my car
Maybe Los Santos isn't that bad now after all
Sal did this somehow yeah, we gotta get salad addicted to more drugs. That's the only way this works
Please be a teome trial well still have 95s guys see up in work
I
Look Mike, I can't tell you what happened if we go to court, you know, I guess I'll be we'll have to say it
Well done. Why the fuck do you think I'm going to court? I gotta know who to execute
Yeah, oh god damn it
And that's the law yo
You don't have to kill anybody here Mike, of course I do
You could just turn your whole life around think about it
Yeah, turn it around and go to Polito and shoot them
No, no my come on man. Oh fuck that. I'd hate it. I'd hate if you shot
I'll fuck with snitching even if it's also international
Snitching's never okay anywhere
I mean I can't confirm or deny anything, okay
I know the motherfuckers did that I just don't know why because I heard that they'd be buying all sorts of guns and police cars
Everything yes motherfucka. Why you think I went up there?
Man, I don't know. I think they're they're getting cold feet about stuff because of the tensions between our governments
Fuck it. They just bought a cop car an hour ago
Dammit, man
Okay, do you know if there was a BCS so far?
I don't fucking know, ask uh, send my dog.
Okay.
You said he had just brought one up there an hour ago and then my fuckers was cool.
And he said they was the plug-on croc and I don't really be fucking with China anymore.
So I thought I'd just trade this newly bought AK-47, but I guess they all of a sudden don't
want guns for some reason.
Hey Mike, do you understand your rights?
Yeah, I know that I'm guilty, I just want to know who I need to shoot.
That's the only reason we're doing this.
The only legal way I can tell you is in court.
Yeah, that's why we're going though.
Alright, I'll call it jump.
I did all of this, and matter of fact, I'm probably going to do it again when
I get out. No. Come on. I think you're in reform. I won't do it. What if you just like,
you know, I fixed roads and shit. What in the fuck? Rhoads? Yeah, I'll fix it. I'm
all fucking bulldozed. He's still a captain or some shit. No. Oh, some guy named Rhodes.
I don't know who that is.
You got a preference?
No.
OK, I'll stick in here and then I'll call a judge.
Do you want a lawyer too or are you planning to represent yourself?
No, I'll fuck that.
OK.
Wait, you know what?
I shouldn't have asked a compound question. Was that a noll fuck that to the lawyer?
I don't need a lawyer. I just need to know who I'm killing when I get out of
prison mode. Okay.
Do not give a fuck.
Fuck up. I'll call that judge and get this all scheduled.
Well, it was really just snitched. Just didn't want an AK. I don't get it.
I actually don't fucking usually like to do this.
be mine if I leave you alone for a couple minutes while I take care of this. That'd be a faster.
It doesn't make any sense. I mean, I feel like it's gotta be Todd, but I only know that because
of, you know, there's no way Mike would know that.
It's Randy characters annoying cybernetic candidates for the five is annoying
All of his characters are super annoying
At least I now know that that ak-47 is not worth fifty thousand dollars
At least I now know that so that's at least good to know from an owner perspective
of $500 max.
That shit might be worse than a pistol.
It might be worse than a pistol.
It's the shotgun that's really good.
OK, Mike, good news.
We got Whitlock on the case, OK?
So he's not feeling it.
No, where the fuck is T.O. me?
He was who I was going to call after Whitlock,
but Whitlock answered.
That guy, I don't like him.
and I got to write to a motherfucking judge or some shit
I don't know
You want to do
Now you can't pick a job
You can't pick a job. I mean if you had said a name beforehand, I would have questioned why you want to
I'm sorry, you don't don't give me subs. I'm embarrassed
I shouldn't have fucking flew off to handle like a psycho like that. It's fucking embarrassing
huh
Is you got TV on your payroll? I just like them all fucker. I
Shouldn't fly off the fucking handle like a psycho just have fucking stuff that was fucking psychotic
That was just that was just a psych out that was that was fucking insane
You're my mouse in one piece
I'm gonna be honest. I pretty much just tossed it down it. It really it sounded a lot more dramatic than it actually was
If notice guy, thank you so much
The five gift it's up cybernetic bandit with five
You didn't crash out that hard that was a psychotic breakdown and frankly I think I'm gonna I'm gonna see therapy on Monday
That was that was insane.
Hey, there's no reason to argue about this shit.
That was absolutely that was psychotic.
Why don't you focus on getting any paperwork and stuff
you want in before the trial?
OK, you're sick.
You're insane.
That thank you.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you for the don't don't give me so that was that was
psychotic.
All right, you give me something if you want.
I need therapy to from what I just witnessed.
He was out of control.
That was crazy.
That was insane of me.
That was actually, all right, if you guys need money for therapy after what you just watched,
because I know that was probably scary for some of you to watch, then let me know and
we'll, maybe I'll set up some sort of foundation or something, I don't know, I know that was
probably, that was scary to watch.
I know that a lot of you probably got scared, yeah I know.
He literally threw his Arby's on the ground.
I just, I got excited man. I do that sometimes.
I think about how cool a scenario will be and, you know, I just, I was being a little pussy bitch, you know?
That's dumb.
That's dumb. I shouldn't have get too ahead of myself, you know?
Okay, let's see here.
I felt like it was gonna hit, I felt like it was gonna hit you. The Arby's the beef.
I took a beef and cheddar to the face.
I'm literally shaking. I'm sorry. I know some stuff in evidence. I'll be right back. I know I
Know that was too much
The lines between Mike and Pentar are blurring. Yep, that's a fair criticism to make
It's very fair
Does anyone else feel like he's going to punch you through the monitor at any moment?
I do expect better of you.
I do expect better of you as crazy as that sounds.
Okay, well hold on.
Now you're putting me on the attack a little bit.
Hold on, Aerial Ace.
now now now now hold on now you're putting me on the attack a little bit
hold on hold on now now you're now you put me on the attack a little bit now
it wasn't even that bad Jesus Christ good fucking it wasn't even that bad oh
my god Jesus fucking Christ all I did was fucking bitch for ten minutes what
a man can't bitch you've never sat there oh you're telling me you've
never sat there and bitched about a video game after you got fucking owned
well Jesus Christ I'm glad that you are all such fucking saints you never
sat there and bitched about a video game
all right you're right now I took it too far that time though but that but the
difference is that that time I took it too far you're right yeah I took it
way too far. Aerial Ace, I'm sorry that I personally disappointed you. Yeah. Yeah, my
bad. I think that that would be a class two. One fair criticism is the AK is probably more
frustrating to use than the funding on. Yeah, we're going to go back to the drawing board
on the AK, I think that was a, that was a bit much. So guys buy AKs now because
They're gonna be buffed big on Wednesday
On Wednesday, they're gonna be buffed big go all in on the AK invest invest invest
Yeah, that recoil was ridiculous that was that was too much
Invested a case
And a lot better than a lot of people would I just don't get why they snitched man. Oh my god
All right, I'm gonna see if that judge is ready and then we'll get you over there. Okay
All right, that sounds good dog. Yep
It's baffling you the top angle is the only thing that I can see but even at that point
I'm gonna be honest. That shit does not make any sense
I'm going over it in my head right now
I got a question right here in mind.
I don't understand the storyline to be honest, it makes sense it won't be so bad.
I mean listen, here's the thing man, someone said that they know the meta and it does make sense
and just because something doesn't make sense, right now it could make sense eventually, right?
So, fuck it. It just is what it is. You know what I mean?
It just it just is what it is, you know, we'll figure out the full story hopefully and then we'll uh, we'll go from there
That's just how it goes. That's our P. That's our P
But I just I just need one person in RP to work with me
Just please give me some hope on a storyline if if you play on the server. All right, just I
I- you know what? I think I've had enough grief.
I think- I think- I think that's to the point where I've- I think I've had enough, okay?
I know that I say, yeah, just treat me like anyone.
But I think sometimes people take that a little too far, and they're like,
oh so he thinks that- he's- what he's actually saying is, fuck him in his ass into the ground.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck him in his ass in the fucking ground.
You know what I mean?
There was only two of us that got hit once you shot at his woman, was it just me and you?
Uh, you know, I, I don't think he even got a chance. I mean, look, it's not gonna lie.
I don't like anything about it, but I have hope for the liberation front story.
I'm going to be honest. From what I was able to gather in the 30 seconds after I rated that
chick, I think it's just them and a couple people that really like to sell weed that
occasionally shitpost about the police. I really think that's all it is.
Yeah, they're always the same guy.
OK, well, now he's not fucking answering his phone.
Which, you know, I mean, like I said, it's whatever.
They got a cool story now.
And here's the thing.
I mean, they can still pick it up and actually be like, oh,
shit, we need to get something together now.
You know what I mean?
That's so boring.
I mean, I don't think so, man.
Like, obviously it sucks for Wrangler,
but like, it's still a fun story for those guys.
They still got to completely bullshit their way out of a hot charge and you know what whatever man they they got a they got a good
And maybe they'll do something with any of it even if not they have a cool story because
Like it does it sucks for me, but I'll have people I'll talk to people that'll be like three years ago
They'll be like hey remember that one time
I told ring where this and that and I totally got out of a situation
And I'll be like
You know
And I'll be like I actually don't remember that at all, but it's something that stuck with them, right?
So, you know, whatever. Well, what the fuck?
That was a bad
Explosive ordinance launchers missiles other projectile launching or guiding equipment. How much is that?
That's 250 months and $7,500 fine. That's not that bad
That's not that bad
I'm gonna be real is there any way I can dedicate my life to snitching on Polito to get out of all these charges
I can't believe they saw me pull up. It was like nah
This ain't tell them all fucking sweat it has switch. He said that they have never done that
Yeah, I'd heard some other shit too
Yeah, we'll just the two will just like the two of us can give narrative to me enough. I don't want to be in fucking court
All right, dog do not take me to court. I will snitch
I can't tell you I can't tell yet, you know, I mean, do you want to go to court or not?
I'm saying dog. Just say fuck all this shit and hey them motherfuckers are the real enemies
You know, they're
Composite of motherfucking plan right now to steal the vaccine from the hospital because they ain't got it
What was it like they have a they said they all got the shit. Yeah. Yeah, they said they got motherfuckers in the south what they hate
He's not calling me back and I'm starting to worry also
I'm reading through this and that AP pistol actually is classified as an automatic handgun. That is the class 3
So I was wrong.
Damn.
You're going to double check.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Look, Mike, I actually am interested.
Let me think for a sec.
OK.
Yeah, do it.
Fuck those guys.
Well, if he won all now, let me kind of in that duel.
I can take some shit, too, bro.
Oh, Mike, I think I know why they hate you.
No, I think I just figured it out.
Why, motherfucker?
I think their game color is red and you're wearing red
Oh fuck I could put on a different shirt
I could put on another shirt motherfucker
That's what I'm saying y'all really made it sound like you could just go up there and trade guns for croc
It's like that easy.
No way.
Y'all made it sound like it was a motherfucking pull up motherfucking pickup.
You know what I'm saying?
Here gun, here croc, boom bang, bam.
It really is though.
It's that simple.
Okay, hold on.
Here you'll call me.
Okay, he says he's there.
Hey, well, we'll bring it over, but I think they might we might we might be reaching some kind of agreement
But since we called the bench, I figured you know, we at least go you do it in front of you and also
Okay, we're gonna do this in front of a judge
Since we called him and he drove all the fucking way up here
But if you want to help us, you know, I'm sorry to investigate these fucking mountains
And you want to plead guilty of this shit?
Or make sure you only do 10 months
Okay, I don't give a shit only do oh god. Can I know what the fuck happened though? I
Just I can't fuck man. I can't tell I can't because I know I'm putting a hit out on somebody if I tell you a name
I can't you're not gonna hit
I'm not gonna kill them
I
So let's go to court and then just give me 10 months. Yeah, that's well, so that's probably what's gonna happen
I can't tell you
Well
Don't I get to know my accuser
Like
walking that bitch with a car or a fucking gun and they're like, yeah, what you want for this?
Is that easy?
I don't know, Michael, I have to do you.
I fucking dumped our whole bag at his AP pistol right in his dude's chest,
point blank, and his mother just stood there and shot me one time.
He shot me a lot.
Yeah, yeah, with a lot for sure.
Why the fuck would I care about that?
I'm just like, the AP pistol really ain't it, bro.
I will goddamn talk to whoever you bought it from.
I'm gonna shoot up your your shot. You just got shot. I'm shooting you when I get out of this bitch
I'm so sick of this
I'm sick. I'm sick of this
I'm so sick of this
I'm sick of it. I'm sick
Fuck man
Fuck
All right, so i'm good
Now that's a
Is this gonna be my big-owner crash out
Now I think I got a better one in me. I don't know what just happened
I'm gonna be honest the server isn't good till someone's like well by the fuck today you that shit fuck them
I hope you feel better soon. Roger please don't leave. I'm sorry man. I'm no
I'm not normally like this
Please dude, please I just I lost my temper for a little bit. I'm sorry. I don't know what the fuck happened that
That's psycho from 30 minutes ago. That's not me dude. I'm not that fucking guy
Can I get a unit in a car? I'm not I swear to God. I'm not that guy
Up in harmony. Thanks
just moving mic over there now yeah I just want a couple people that are ready
to be mobile recap nothing nothing you barely even happen
yeah just parked up outside to be fine the Mounties snitched on me when I
I thought that it was going to be dope RP and I fucking lost my mind
But now I'm back it's all okay. Oh now I see why there's a judge here. I'm back. Hey, we're talking to go
All right, I'll fuck off so you can do your case. My bad. No
I'm gonna search you one more time then. Are you I'm back. I feel better. I'm fine
I'm gonna have to go a little bit. I just needed to fucking lose it for a little bit. No, I'm good
also read for 30 minutes. It was not 30 minutes. I'm gonna
search you again because you know, you care if I cuff this
gentleman to the desk. You didn't even crash out there.
Are they flying right to crash out? You know, I haven't. I
don't know if I've ever seen like not try to run out of a
court case. Yeah, I would say yes. I might run out of this
court case.
In your honor.
Okay, yeah, you can
I got to go to the other
where do you want to stand is this a bad time to bring up the AP pistol not
being very good
treating Gwynn nice
I'll just be right here mouse throw is a sick
wrap a chain around this thing
toss is it long enough for me to maybe jump over there
sure sure you can get into the chair. Yeah, all right. Yeah, sure.
You have some to step right over here. Let me cuff you to the desk.
That's what Miss Kiv said. I don't know the context of that joke, but I don't think I appreciate it.
All right, I think we're going to get started if you are.
What up?
Are we still planning to do, like, plain negotiations here or what are we doing?
You know, that's kind of up to Mike.
Fuck that. Okay. Fuck all that
Okay, yes, so we're going to court
Okay, as the
Do they have access to like a report or anything?
Do you guys want access to yes all of it? Oh, I have to know every information all of it dog
Okay, do you have a tablet? No
Give me my cocoa melon. Yeah, can we get him a tablet?
Is someone at the bc of the north could you everything?
every info
Uh, the courthouse.
Yeah.
Man, if that report could also be shared with the DOJ.
Yeah, I'm going to call them out as a witness.
Yeah, go and share it with, uh, with Mike as well.
Yes, ma'am.
What is my charges on God?
Mm hmm.
So you're looking at two counts of attempted murder of an L.E.O.
evading, resisting criminal possession of the class one firearm
and criminal possession of the class three firearm.
I want to have the case in the same charge.
much fucking time is that well hold on class one you're not facing class one
sorry all right hold on look at his uh did he also have well yeah look at his
possessions come pretty sure there's a class one how much that's 130 and 5000
that's not that bad for shooting two cops of the naked I I need uh the
The Mountie that snitched on me is my first witness here, because I have that right.
Hey dog, how would you like to handle that?
You said you need a Mountie.
Yeah, I think that's what you said, dog.
What the fuck was that, man?
Do you? Yes you do, brother.
You have the right to face your accuser for Nick as Mitch.
We could try to call him here.
that shit you need to call Lars I think because we would need an ambassador to approve something like
that hey make sure they drive that stolen buffalo and I don't understand what that has anything to
do with you know any of this really glad to face hey I got a question shut the fuck up that's
not his accuser it's not his accuser oh for real then why were y'all there you just happened
to pull up huh what why was y'all there you just happen to pull up I don't know
what I'm not giving you any evidence well not okay if that's who called the
cops and that's an accuser I haven't said nothing if that's who called the
cop that one of motherfucka accusatory ass bitches yo for real I'm not giving
you any information well then what the fuck you hear that your honor they
Go give me the information
Yeah, we're right this second. No, uh-huh. I told to give it to you. I got the right to review bitch
This is like this is approving us taking this person out here. Yeah
We we can't compel him to come but we can ask. Yeah, we can ask so why don't you do the call and
Okay, thanks Lars
Let's go. I need to speak to you in the back, man
We might be we might be good
We might be good you better not come to this court case actually might be free to go
He's subpoena before this court, but I can't compel a citizen of another country to show up here
Well, what the fuck dog ain't I got rights and shit?
You do here. Yeah, but that's how this whole shit started dog
Okay, well, I don't know the details yet. I'm gonna tell you I was up at the motherfucking border
Let's know let's wait for the officers to be here as well. All right. I will wait
With an AK-47 out
All right, and they and then motherfucking Mounties was just like hey, chill
Please stop. All right. All right
So they said just sit here for a little motherfucking little bit and I
What? Who's this third guy here?
Well, fuck you, that's fucked up, no?
That's me, Swiss player.
I'm not cuffed at this desk, I think I am.
Hey, you, psst.
You are, yeah.
Hey, you back there.
You win the mask.
Come here.
What?
Come here, motherfucker.
I probably wouldn't...
I probably wouldn't...
Come on, dawg, get out of here.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't...
Just come here.
Keeping it distance?
At least.
Yeah, I know.
Can you hear me?
I need to talk to you.
Yeah, so, like, just sit down here.
Hey, go to motherfucking form and tell Rodney to come here
because I need him to execute a motherfucking, uh, Mountie.
In a courtroom.
Sir, I don't know where that street is. I'm sorry.
It's all the souths. Don't I will attack you.
I'm a violent man.
I will attack you if you don't do this.
You will be attacked.
You're not making a threat, bro.
Oh, fuck.
God damn it!
Why does everyone on this fucking server hate me?
Son of a bitch!
God motherfucker!
Son of a...
Son of a fucking...
Son of a...
You don't have to listen to it.
Don't listen.
Oh, don't sit there.
What the fuck? I didn't think it would be like this.
Don't sit over here.
Yeah, I did not think it would be like that's what's up. No, that's fucked up. I
May find how about this?
I'll leave my firearms here
Does that work what the fuck happened guys, what the fuck was that?
What
No fucking way this guy's gonna come to Los Santos justice here to what in the fuck is happening who is this Mountie?
Who the fuck is this bounty?
They they're supposed to
I'm all fucka be hungry
Why do you think he was gonna fucking come?
All right, you can't go
on the way up to the border to pick up the witness huge okay really want this
bag I said I have some defectors do you you're telling me I got the one fucking
mountain it's actually working with the Los Santos government what but why would
he do that then why would he go along with it I'm losing my mind
why would he go along with it that doesn't make any sense you got a water
That's so dumb
That was me and I'm metagaming you you are fucked fuck
Oh, is he is he actually a part of this you're overestimating people so hard
Then yeah, I mean since I ended up you see you go back to full-blown Mike
You don't have to say that you know all the other shit just fucking hands up give your shit
All right. I'm now selling out a corner
Okay, just to reiterate and this is what I'm getting this tablet man overcooked. Yeah, that's correct. He needs to be able to see
Support they go mr. Block. I'm pissed the fuck off
I'm gonna get out of prison and the first person I see I'm just gonna stab them
It's done if you if y'all motherfuckers find a stabbed person dead in a ditch by the motherfucking prison
You better come and arrest me for murder
It's done that's so violent, you know, I'm a violent man
But you don't you don't have to be Mike
Don't really made them like this y'all really did this shit
I love that. I do love it.
Oh, really?
Oh, you're all just sitting there laughing while I'm losing my shit.
This is entertainment to you?
What?
This is entertainment to you. You think this is funny?
You're fucked up.
You people got issues.
Bad ones.
This is great.
Is this main monitor?
Fuck you. Fuck you, man.
Why can't I have anything?
Man that has an entire server.
and the wife I don't get shit all day fuck that kind of goes hard we got to
make that into a song there ain't nothing here dog what do
What the where is the snitching I think that's probably gonna come out in
testimony your honor can I get the there ain't fucking anything here dog hey
your honor there ain't nothing here why the fuck were they chasing me like the
under sheriff said it's probably gonna come out in testimony I imagine oh so
Do you actually don't need to write any of that down?
Like, what happened?
I'm going to testify to it.
Damn, that picture is hard as fuck.
That would happen to my police department.
All right.
Are you able to see like the pictures and all that?
Okay.
There's no way they had to have called.
Yeah, they did. They sent it.
what this shit is so fucking stupid they instantly just started taking this is
when we first pulled up you're telling me they instantly just started taking
pictures all right I'm actually not now I'm getting more angry
yeah all right hold on now I'm getting more fucking angry and another thing I
was at the border last week I've never talked to these motherfuckers in my life
and some guys was instantly like oh my god it's my block okay so now I'm
I'm getting in now.
And you know what?
And I let it slide.
And I let it slide when it happened.
And I remember everyone else in the champion like,
oh, kind of weird.
I was like, oh, champ.
It's fine.
It's not a big deal.
Don't even fucking worry about it.
But guess what?
Chat was right again.
And Penta was a wrong-set boy.
Wasn't he?
Pfft.
Fuck it.
Show me the bunnies.
Oh that's nice.
We lost them.
I'm fine.
Holy fuck what happened.
people have joined the server obviously just to make my life hell is obviously
what's happening here I mean there's there's literally zero other explanation
yeah yeah I'm starting to think that the Polito Liberation Front is actually the
Penta Liberation Front okay this is obviously what's happened it's the
Penta Liberation Front that's obviously what's going on here
Is this a gangstalking moment?
Look at this.
Why did they instantly just take a picture and call the cops?
This is what, this is literally when we first arrived and I remember seeing that guy with
the camera out the server is driving
back to natural madness don't you have
even seen madness yet wait till I fucking
have my John Polito bird your character
and I just turn on God mode and just
walk through the streets of the
flamethrower wait till you see that
you haven't even seen madness yet
John, fuck the police shits!
Level 100 Polito Paws.
Yes.
I remember six months ago, when Penta said I was dumb for saying JCRP would be a grief Penta server.
That's not what happened.
That's actually not what happened.
I didn't say that to you. You've made that up
You've completely made that up in your mind, what are my thoughts on strawberries they sound kind of good right now
I'm not gonna one
All Policians are bad
A-Pab and one more thing I
Love crash out
I'm just talking that's one of your this is just a conversation
right
no no it's uh painted black with like uh orange accent
okay thank you or yellow
owner crash out is good but crash out petty concerns me what are you talking about this
I'm obviously kidding you know one more thing fuck these motherfuckers you know what I mean
I
Was scared we want to get
But here we are I'm so happy what?
This is what you wanted. Oh
Is it not yeah
There's people in the chat that are fucking scared and you're happy. I would think this is happening clear to be here. It's legally I don't
I'm starting to think that there's a portion of my audience that just watches when I'm freaking the fuck out. Yeah, I mean
Yeah
Wait a minute all point is that they're here legally so wait a god damn second. Okay, I
Gotta ask this guy why he called the cops on me and I also have to ask him do you guys buy guns?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I just think it'd be funnier to leave it on so I would do that
Okay
My enjoyment is determined by your stress level. Do I seem stressed out?
Very. Why are you talking about?
They're, uh, they're on their way now. Get some gifted subs going guys.
up okay you're goofing not gonna lie that AK gunfight was sad oh now this
guy's got me going again what in the hell was that what the fuck was that
AK that was insane okay now this guy's got now that guy got me worked up again
what the hell was that man Jesus and then someone had the old ass he didn't
say boomerame like it's my fucking fault zero damage 100 recoil we need to buff
the damage by 150 and drop the recoil by about 50% I would say that boomerame
combo was so uncalled for thank you thank you thank you finally someone agree
that was that was uncalled for and I'm gonna be honest that's what really set
me over the edge. That was absolutely uncalled for. What's your shooting skill
out? I think it's pretty high actually. Alright, it's not that high at all.
Alright, regardless the damage, well we'll just we'll fuck around with it.
Alright.
Wait, but I thought you got experience for just shooting normally.
Because I've shot a lot of motherfuckers on Mike.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Oh, I gotta use this.
Hitting people should give- give GigExp.
Dude, downing somebody should give, uh...
learned from Ken sama you've probably a shot under both in Japanese is stop and I
say that all the time so you should get it you should if you down a person it
should be I say stop all the time we'll talk about it got a new way of saying it
we'll talk about you just said you said you somebody saw the alarm in the
dev chat and the death court just screaming on stream about something it's
It's gonna be a long Friday.
Yamate.
Ain't no one gonna know what that means.
Someone's out here.
So you gotta figure it out.
It's gonna be a long Friday.
No, no.
Ken's on the bit.
That's not gonna post it on trendy, so you can let them know that you're gonna start
saying this.
This is gonna blow your mind, but chat, Friday's actually gonna happen next week.
I'm gonna keep running, because I don't know what the fuck that means.
This is gonna blow your fucking mind, but Friday's actually gonna happen again.
Damn it.
I just hope to stop.
Fuck.
Hey guys.
word. Hey, from Ken Sama. Yamate means stop. Okay, so I'm just gonna say something. You
criminals. I'm gonna be saying Yamate. Then motherfucking police. Are you recording a court
case right now? I'm recording a trendy. Can that happen, your honor? We're not in session.
So yes, well, fresh killer. When the fuck do we become in session? When the police
and mounting gets here. And they just came here. You were in the backdrop of this.
Do you three consent to being in my trendy?
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck.
I don't fucking care, dawg.
I'm pissed the fuck off.
There's that motherfucker right there, yo.
Motherfucking snitch-ass shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Motherfucker, we fucking knew it.
Tog.
All right.
How are you going to snitch, dawg?
Snitch-ass motherfucker.
You know, we are ready.
I'll fucking that.
We'll be called.
No one fucking that motherfucker.
You probably lied about it.
Just snitching for no reason, dawg.
Hey, get a attorney to have him in that video for no reason at all.
We are here in the matter of, I guess we'll call it state,
being Mike Block at all.
All right, gentlemen, I'm going to read out your charges.
You're going to plead guilty or not guilty to them,
do you understand?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All righty.
Or I guess.
I'm not guilty to everything.
All right, perfect.
All right, same.
Great.
not guilty, led to all charges. With that, I guess, states, if you'd like, we can have
some opening statements.
Sure, I'll keep it brief.
Sure.
Hey, Your Honor, look, the counties in full twist of events have decided to cooperate
with our government and let us know that these boys were no good. So we got up there
and I took a bunch of pictures and it turned into a shootout and there'll be
testimony today to state as much. That's it.
Okay, defense do you have any opening statement you'd like to make? Yeah these
motherfuckers buy guns from everyone but the second I come up there with an AK
they're instantly taking pictures of me and shit for and I fucking don't know
why shit is beyond me dog and we here to find out why because I think that
some shit happened and I got set up
okay I second that everyone knows the
motherfucking mouth is just by guns off
everyone all the time dog that that is
a known thing this shit is like just
everyone know it but motherfucking here
come Mike block with an AK oh fuck
call the pay actually now we love Los
Santos this whole time dog bucket
Also, here come the cops
He got the flu remember
I'm sorry
I'm sorry these motherfuckers were on birdie talking about we have war with Los Santos
And all it took was one mic block and
It's sitting behind them getting ready to snitch
What is this
Thank you. And I will also put the second in. My blog calls the world peace. Thank you. Okay. Yes, thanks. There we go. It's your case. Call your witness or present evidence as you see fit. Sure. Let's let's just call O'Connor since he was sort of first contact with all this. Oh, brother.
Brother, if you come up here to my left
you can take a seat in the big chair.
Oh, I'll swear you in.
Why is always just this fucking Mike, you know,
I like those chairs.
We got the chairs.
We're going to use them.
I think you have to.
Excellent job over.
I will be.
Thank you.
Just yeah, we just ate them.
You swear to the testimony that you're
to give today is a truth of the whole truth and nothing but truth under the pain and the
surgery often including death under dealer's choice. I'm actually wondering if Todd's
hatred for my block is what's going to unite Los Santos and Polino. I didn't hear anything.
He said he did.
He said he did.
He said he did.
He said yeah.
He said yeah.
I do, yeah.
I can't believe you're fucking Aaron though.
I hope that I'm not fucking.
Okay, are we, we're all just.
I don't know, we'll get to the bottom of it.
Cause this shit to me just, does this make sense to anyone yet?
That's how we can do narrative.
It's awesome.
I, I just, this is just not, something is not clicking.
I legitimately don't understand.
This evening I received a phone call.
These motherfuckers were just talking about going to war.
Clifford Vance, that a known terrorist, Mike Block,
was up at the border trying to sell them in AK-47 or-
Huh?
...some size.
I called it over dispatch.
What?
That this gentleman might be up at the West End border
trying to sell a firearm.
No terrorist?
My undershared reply that she would come and help me out.
We went up there.
I'm so fucking confused.
Mike Block and the other gentleman at the border,
I witnessed them at the border.
You didn't call yourself a terrorist.
He's trucked.
In a good way.
They tried to attempt arrest.
They all jumped in their vehicle.
They fled down into the city.
They ended up in a shootout where I was shot multiple times
and my best, you know, my automatic rifles and handguns
and then we arrested them
and we found them with automatic rifles and handguns and such.
Oh my God.
I also received a picture.
I mean, do you want me to explain the all the evidence
I got you want me to like, go super again?
Yeah, yeah.
So they're metagaming?
No, they're not metagaming.
This is all because I tried to steal
Penny out of that fucking ambulance.
I need to want it documented.
I'll just ask you more vaguely.
Stupid.
Whose possessions did you document?
Mike Blocks.
Okay.
And those, so that this picture here of his possessions was from you.
Correct.
Okay.
Um, do you GSR test anybody?
I did not.
Okay.
And to be clear that my flock is the only person you documented the possession of.
Correct.
That was your own fault for saying Todd, I know that everything bad that
ever happens to me in my life is my fault.
I don't need a reminder.
Thank you.
Is there anything else you want to point out in this evidence?
There's a picture of Mike Block holding the firearm.
And so where did that picture come from?
It came from Clifford Vance, the mountain.
OK.
There's also a picture of Mike Block
in the driver's seat of the baller, which
is in evidence as well.
Evidence.
And can I just add like two or three things
on my narrative.
You know, why don't we go ahead?
Yeah, if it's all the same to you guys.
Yeah, and I was shot by the AK-7,
or whatever that rifles.
I'm not good with guns.
I mean, if you're a gun person, you
might be able to tell me what it is.
Mike Block shot at me as well as, what do you call it?
Switchblade Block?
What's his real name?
Adam Locke.
Switchblade Josh Keying.
What the fuck?
No, call me Switchblade.
Special with the fuck.
with an automatic pistol, I was shot at by both of them.
Okay, all right, I don't have any other questions.
Oh, yep, thanks for the lock.
Okay, defense, any cross examination?
Yeah, why did they think I'm a terrorist when I'm,
well, I mean, I am, but why did they think that?
I that's just what they said sir all right fuck what the fuck what the fuck how they know that
you know that they'd be buying all kinds of crazy guns right i do not know that you do now bitch
like you're on or he's that that would i mean i'm done
is there a specific objection under sheriff no it's just that i'm done i'm done
Okay. All right. He says he's okay. Any redirect off of those questions? No. Okay. Deputy O'Connor,
you may step down. Defense, would you like to mark this witness for recall? No. The only
person I want to question is this Mountie. Okay. Okay. The state just has to call two
more, two more people try to keep it brief and not duplicate it. That's perfectly fine
under share what would you like to do I'll call myself oh shit I'll be real they don't
even need that many witnesses all right please step forward sit in the big comfy chair and
my bailiff didn't swear you in did I shoot I don't think I shot out of Mountie I think
I just shot Todd right and they just love Todd oh the fuck man PDM game is just too fucking
OP I made him to I gave him too many wireless this is my fault I made him too good I
I actually meant I made it too good today is the truth I fucked up and nothing but the truth
this actually is my fault under the pains of surgery to strong you are that lovely AK-47
my god absolutely fuck Jesus Christ you gave them everything I did okay it is your witness
I don't know I got no questions but she's just gonna get there thank you am I the
say no you're not sir oh shit I am with the state of rage you y'all fight the
PDM in gambling yep we go sample chef okay I got a request back up from a
Connor stated over the radio something to the effect of there's gonna be a gun
deal and I'll go back to the drawing board on Monday so I went up there we
and then I got up into the hills took some pictures.
Why'd you do that?
Because they're good role players.
They're not as clear as the one we got from.
And it doesn't matter because the whitelists are going anyways.
They tried to order them to put their hands up and comply.
They didn't. They all got in their car went south, big chase,
turned into a shootout.
I think they believed they were alone with O'Connor,
but I was around the corner.
I saw all of them, including somebody we didn't get in a cat mask,
Hot that is literally has nothing to do with part of Connor. It does know then they scattered
I chased after
Switchblade and Mike I
Incapacitated switchblade and then Mike said what are down? Oh, what if I'm shoot at Blanchard and Cody
I was in fire on Mike to incapacitate him as well
I
I think that's about it. I didn't document their possessions, but as the scene
I go always escapes if echo could just assassinate this mountain with a sniper
rifle that would be fantastic for me. Jody or Blanchard. Did they ride together?
Same same person. Yep. Yeah, I do kind of consider them the same person. That's
that. That was perfect. Yeah,
I know that the state has no
further questions. Defense any
cross for this witness. Do you
think I'm an international
terrorist? Uh I mean. You give
me a lot of I would say I have
a reasonable suspicion that you
might be or will be soon. Why?
like fucking murder them all and shit. Yeah. Put that right that down. Don't do that. Like,
okay, you say murder with an ER murder with a hate. I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna say something.
Y'all are gonna hear this. The EMS are way cooler than the Mounties dog. Yeah, way cooler
The
Yeah, they motherfuckers do not stitch. They don't
Yes, sir, absolutely dog
Why are the Mounties such pussies dog goddamn, you know, I'm gonna be real if I was another country and I had to call in the
BCS soda hot. That's embarrassing dog
That shit's just embarrassing.
You're not sure how to answer this line of questions.
Answer that.
Objection.
Is that embarrassing?
Irrelevant.
Is it embarrassing?
Relevant.
Relevance.
It is.
Is it embarrassing?
It's a pretty relevant.
Is there any rebuttal to the objection of relevance from the defense?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you
Oh pussy ass. Hey this guy was told me he's old and gay. What the fuck. Yep at PDM earlier.
He's proud, and he's proud. Alright, witness please answer the question.
I mean, yeah, I would say that's embarrassing and so it's a lot of their conduct unfortunately, but you know we're hoping to improve relations with him.
Why is a great first step what the fuck my war I'm so fucking I'm beyond
why would they not want that okay though stupid as they bunch of beta males
really like that it's all just all yeah alright any redirect off of that no
no she did okay you may step down under just gotta call one more in for Simba
Which two of you wanted to testify to that part?
I can do it.
Jake Mercer.
It's all right.
Yeah, Mercer to the stand then.
And this again, this will be mostly just information
as it pertains to Simba's arrest.
Let's just look at him.
Shit brown shirt.
Hey, Whitlock, congrats on.
Let's just all hold hands and just boococky Mike Block,
actually.
Ooh.
God damn.
Ooh, wait a minute.
This might be, Mike, we could use this.
Why the hell would you bring that up here?
Mercer.
Now.
Right now.
It just it's the first time I've seen you in a while. It just felt like the right thing to do
Right now. Oh
Yeah, I mean I also said congrats on the judge in my room. Oh, I'm sorry in the fuck
And I don't think you can use this witness your own. What's your what's your don't book hockey the overlay
We're gonna do whatever. Don't listen. Do not look I can do over. No, he's staying up here. Oh
Don't do that so I're him in
Don't do do not do that. Don't do that. Yep. Yep.
What would you like to try?
Whitlock.
The great judge. You're your old Whitlock.
Now he's dick-wraithing.
I'm so mad.
Is that okay, Jax?
That's awesome.
I don't like it, but yeah, he can.
That's how you know R.P. is good.
How about your friendship with Whitlock?
That's sick, man. Good for me.
I mean, we need more of that.
That's
You're just making this so much fucking worse
I'm sorry, it's nothing
It's so bad
You could just say God, you know
I guess the answer to this is very simple
Or the AK-2, like we already did the AK
God, I wish it was mine
Okay, so what is your thing?
We'll just go with God today
Okay, are you swearing a firm that you can have today?
Is the truth?
The whole truth? And nothing but the truth
under the page that's not shabby talking on the overlay
Because I'm sure he would know that that's bane evasion and could put me at some kind of risk
Surely very aware of that my fault cuz again, you know, I was trying to listen that's big ball control again
Some reason I got to turn up my fucking ring tone. Do you hear? All right? I'm gonna know
That's big ball.
Okay.
Give some narrative and that the part before we split off.
You can keep very brief.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get over all this.
Here we go.
Basically just got a call over the radio that they need back up at the
border because of something about a K.
I picked up Romano over there so we could double up unit.
I want people up there.
Uh, got up there and led to a chase, went down the city around Burger Shot.
Um, that man right over there, Simba Way, jumped out of the vehicle.
Oh!
Uh, me and Rubano broke off and chased him.
I'm such a stupid car, printed car.
Prancing around the hotel.
Guys, it's gonna be a good market day.
It's gonna be so good.
Fucking idiot.
God, why the fuck am I like this?
Can I just be someone else?
Um...
He's giving me a big piece.
Simba, fucking idiot.
cuffs he resisted, pulled a pistol on me, got some gifted subs going fast shooting, automatic
pistol, guys, the entire thing into my vest, it hurt a lot. But somehow I lived and I shot
back at him and dipped it down with a single bullet. Damn. And that's pretty much it.
Holy fuck that's hard. When they got into a number of dumb shit, he put me as my words.
I didn't even sit in my voice as my words.
Thank you so much for the five gift and appreciate that you got a
pretty good he dumped the whole mag into you. Yeah. Yeah.
I would be bad days. Good content always. You got to remember
that my bad days are good content for a lot of people. So
okay. Most people in here. I guess I'll ask do you document
his possessions. I already gave you five of them done
gifting. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Big John. Oh,
I appreciate him and was a pistol.
If no, this guy thinks different.
Some more gifted subs for sure.
Yeah, and you GSR tested him.
Yep, he was definitely positive.
And that's also evidence.
All right, wonderful.
I don't have any other questions for you.
All right, defense any cross examination for this witness?
Yeah.
Can I live?
Yeah, probably. Am I allowed to live?
I think that's one of the amendments you got there to life. Yeah.
All right, cool. Thanks, Doug.
Wait, hold on, Mike. I got one question.
Yeah.
Hey, why in a... Do you think you and Uriel's friendship is real or fake as fuck?
Me? I mean, I kind of have gone over this before.
I like you're real. He's a good guy. I just don't really do the whole friend thing. Oh
Okay, so what you're seeing right now is you aren't friends. You don't consider him an actual friend
You know and one more thing PDM got a half a million dollars
And I was strongly against that and I don't think they should have ever got
I think fuck them. All right. That's another that's another god
So now that he's a judge, okay, all right make sure they gotta pay it back. I don't think they should have
You don't call them that all right
He's crashing out, and you know what?
Fuck Todd get
You approved it I was against it
No further questions your honor why would the only dealership on the fucking server need money
correct. Okay, so you said you don't do friends, you only do co-workers. Would you not consider
Whitlock a co-worker given how closely we work with the judiciary?
That's a good point. I guess I could still call him a co-worker.
Okay, no further questions, Your Honor. Okay.
is good RP though deputy you may step down make them pay it back okay yes I'll
leave should check their personal thank you guys I think they were fucking I
think they have all the money corner fire extinguisher or the others the
other side I want you back there by the fire extinguisher yes sir yeah
Oh, hey, we got one of their cops on our side now. That's nice. Yeah. Nice for someone
to be in the corner of motherfucking Los Santos citizens. I thought that meant something.
I did too, bro. I guess it fucking doesn't. All right. States, further witnesses or evidence?
I think we both want to call this Mountie. So if we could just kind of chain this
shit. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Mm hmm. Okay, well then, yeah, so the state
will call. I thought being an American used to fucking mean something dog. I guess
it doesn't. We'll call Clifford. I really think very graciously come down here
to testify for us. I just go over there. Yeah, just go to the front step.
are
Clifford
Without fucking furious I am
Oh you mean like promise
the fuck
like what?
Polition soil does that exactly yeah, all right, then you should soil
But do you swear to friends that you're gonna give today?
Take a good look at him. I'm just a whole truth and nothing but truth under the pants of surgery
Let's help you a police in G
Other women's swap he didn't swear on prior see how is this not OOC's?
How is this not an OOC hit your torch?
He didn't swear on prior. I think that'll be how the fuck is this not me?
Did you call O'Connor?
Did you?
Yeah, did you?
Yes, I did.
Oh my God.
What information did you provide?
What?
Three times.
I told him that someone that we are aware of as a potential terrorist was up here and
they were trying to give us a fully automatic weapon.
What was the nature of the deal?
understood it.
Unclear he was talking about maybe getting something for drugs or something.
He said he had a connect in China for some drug and that's all true.
Okay.
Do you know what drug he was interested in getting from you?
It's either pills or crock.
I'm going to assume crock.
Okay.
Were you the one that took those pictures?
Yes ma'am. Okay and you sent those to Connor. Indeed I did. I appreciate that.
Are they like so they're cool I guess? I can ask you you know what's it what's
tipped you off to that? Yeah a couple like a week or two ago thereabouts we
got a call from someone who's friends with our Minister of Agriculture who we
referred to as Saint Todd. He said his wife had been kidnapped and was
potentially being thrown down Mount Polita or something. We found somebody in a
destroyed vehicle who we got to our hospital and they had a whole mess of
needle marks in their arm and they were all fucking God.
And then we were trying to come back to the South for medical attention. The fellow over there showed up and Todd pointed him out.
It's more on PDM. It's actually just, I will log on, execute someone in PDM, go to
jail and just fucking rinse and repeat. Yes, Todd is destroyed by
life. I watched him shoot someone on the other side of the
fence. Okay. Uh, through my camera, I witnessed several
handoffs. Can you describe what you handed to all these gentlemen?
I gave them bread and water because I said they were hungry
and thirsty. That's what I had suspected. Oh, Connor, you
got any questions?
Nothing. I got a big fucking question, dog. Okay, yeah, the
the state rest. How the fuck did you know that I'm the guy he was talking about?
Because I walked up, I took a photo of y'all in case I needed to file a report
based on whatever happened, because we document ever and it comes to the
border because it's closed. And then you told me who you work.
And Todd told you my name. Yeah. We got a whole report filed and I can
share that. I don't know how I can share that. So you just take pictures
of everyone that comes up. Yeah, I was actually heading over to the
skate to take a photo with someone at the East Gate who was parked on the other
side just in case we needed to do something with it. But then O'Connor
called me, so I came up here. So do you always call the BCSO to fight your
battles or just this one time? Well, like two or three hours before you
were here, we saw who we suspect is BCSO Deputy T.J. Mack on the other
side of the border taking photos and I
weren't sure if they were around trying
to like catch something illegal and I'm
gonna be honest and up front every
single county and member of our
government that's around and our
doctors are all sick and we don't have
a cure and we can't get a cure into
Polito if your governor doesn't
allow government to work with our
government oh my god international
incident it's just it's just pussy
time man what the fuck dude so y'all are gonna be friends for a cure I'd rather
my people not die from some southern virus no we got like photos and like
firsthand account of folk that plan B of some like European scientists honestly
I'm not even blaming the south I'm blaming the Europeans they're the real
enemies here what the fuck I'm sorry hold on I thought y'all were like a war
was brewing or something I mean one guy was kind of swinging his dick and we
didn't take you kindly to that and but we don't want to go to war we will if
we have to hold on do you don't you buy police cars I have never bought a
police car now yeah but has any what have any of y'all ever done that I know
have two of them I am unclear where we got them I think some folk brought them up because they thought
it was funny or something. I know some Russians gave us that one.
Did you say that you sold them a motherfucking...
I may or may not have brought them a police car like fucking seven hours ago and these
bitch-made motherfuckers was drooling all over it like yeah yeah let me open all the gates yo
these motherfuckers really belong. I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about.
I
Don't y'all buy guns
I have never purchased a firearm off of a cylinder. No, I well, where the fuck do you get your guns?
I get my guns off the folk that I
Then I get the rest from the armory
All right, all right, so Todd said it was on and y'all so I'm just
I'm gonna be believe it say anything right now my focus is on making sure we can get a cure for our people
at the expense of me and we should do like a big concert you know wait I got a
question so what the fuck is a saint Todd I don't know that's it don't worry
about me I think they told Bob Todd Joe what do you mean you don't know I mean
his title is Saint and he works at the PDM I believe and I just know he's
friends with the higher ups in our government. Oh. Oh, okay. Live. We could do like live
aid. Does anyone care about that? Does anyone care about what was just said? Yeah, yes,
it's all it's all going to go in a document. Whatever.
So you just gave up that information, you know, and really interested.
I got no further questions, you know, fuck it.
I mean, EMS cannot get us equipment to make a cure, because honestly, we're not entirely
sure if we trust the sub and cure yet, because, I mean, Fobby said it might give folk autism.
So we're trying to attempt to manufacture our own, but it don't make no sense.
I've heard mixed things on that.
Some people say it increased their autism by 50%.
Some people say it removed it by 50.
So I don't know.
I didn't know that it goes down to death.
The jury is still out on that one.
Any redirect off of that line of questioning state?
No.
Defenses, are there any need to have direct questioning of this witness?
Anything you want to ask?
I got everything I needed.
Okay.
All right, sir, you may step down
Todd is actually just ruining my fucking life
All right states anything further that you would like to highlight sure
I mean just all of the pictures in evidence that we have all the GSR tests
We have he put an entire foreign fucking army against her Simba's firearm is in there
Wrong they scammed me they're scammed the whole city
They're fucking thank you. Oh a blanchard and Jody's statements that they gave will be useful as well
Okay
And then Roach set me up for actually no reason
Okay
Defense would like to highlight or any other witnesses you'd like to call
They drew first one
You know
I'm just glad that maybe I guess a piece could be found
Between a meeting a cure and also hating me. So I just like to congratulate you all on diplomacy
Yeah, okay. Yeah, and you know when we maybe when we do a live aid concert you could come perform. Oh, yeah
I'll be there. All right
Having a bonus only 250 months
Come on don't bomb live aid
You will need a live aid for the live aid
Yeah, not a bar though
Okay, anything else, sir? Yeah, real quick. I'd like to change all my pleas to guilty
Okay
We still got we still got that deal
Shot one is talking to you
Who was talking to you?
Damn, I mean if you want to plead guilty
I am interested.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Guilty.
Guilty, same deal.
Is that all the board?
We can't.
Will you French motherfucker?
Go put your sideways hat on, talk about Wee Wee.
I ain't no shovel but get up your ass.
Talk about Wee Wee.
You a French motherfucker huh?
Oh fuck it, Wee Wee.
This thing that we potentially worked out before can just be a fully separate thing
I don't fucking lose in my mind on this fucking server. I've created my own hell
I'm in the hell. I'm living in hell if they want to offer one. Yeah, we did we accept it 100%
if they're offered to plead guilty and we're all good to move forward with a with a guilty plea then file means yeah
Yeah. Yeah, Peru from the state.
Fucking Todd, is that something the three of you are interested in? Hell yeah.
Get me on the street so I can kill Todd immediately. Thank you, dog.
You're hearing this. No, we're just.
Good one. He was talking about candy. He was talking about candy for real.
No, no, he's not. You don't know.
Why? You know what's in this fucking head?
I mean, are we just gonna stay here and act like it's normal for a man?
He wants he's saying he's gonna hurt he put a foreign army on me dog
Connor I can't believe you working with the Felicia's brother
Connor can't help who calls him with information he has stacked on him and come on
Yeah, but that was a completely different country
I
Think in a witch god damn how do you fucking use art, you know they answer our 9-1-1 line crazy
Thank you, thank you
Thank you
Todd is actually committing treason
Are we are we doing a plea deal or are we not yeah to know if we deliver plea my ass out
Okay, so they want to play and I'm willing to accept it's funny
Also, I'm really obligated to say the form tree fuckers did this to you
You know I gotta say
Any other server owner would be like you guys can't do this to me. You can't do this to my day whatever it is
I'm gonna just let all this happen and just scream about it
You could just admit that you like saying that you should do that. No, I don't want people
But you guys are gonna hear about it
Okay, that's the trade-off
But goddamn you guys are gonna hear about it. Look God. That's my
Nice ass hat. You like my hat? I love that thing. I like this hat. Yeah
You know when you were rocking the old hat, I was thinking of myself. No, that's not that so but
Hey, the state of any recommendation you put this happen for sentencing given a plea of guilty dollars charges
Hey, hey, hey, hey, she said if we play guilty ten months. Yeah
That would be the time they serve that's correct. Yeah
What the fuck?
All right, all right, all right, I'll try and practice.
Check the ditch by the prison in 10 months.
I'm working shit out.
If you, okay, you know, all right,
we're going to have a conversation after this.
And gentlemen, this is the agreement you worked out before.
Yeah.
Mr. Way, is that correct?
I'm going straight to play and being just
stabbing a person to get it out of my system.
So hearing that, I will accept the plea of guilty.
review for all charges and they are to be remanded to Bolingbroke for 10
months and the full time okay thank god it was more every court cases yes oh
they're doing okay yeah yeah they're going to present what the fuck
10 months in men.
Yeah.
Also, you're a grown man.
You've got problems a year, I mean.
Yo, you are a grumpy old man.
You really do over three things, OK?
You get all worked up before your mind can even
comprehend what's going on.
Yes, let me answer.
There is damn sweat on the back of your shirt just
from standing here in the courthouse.
You gotta just loosen the tie.
So can I just ask the mountain,
is the entire nation of Polito against me because of Todd?
Should I just not go there?
No, honestly it didn't matter who was there just because the BCSO has been secretly keeping it out on the border and I don't want to make things worse.
Well it's not a fucking secret if you know about it.
I mean just because they're bad at their job doesn't mean like I gotta start an international incident.
Yeah but could you have just told us to like leave or so? I don't understand why you had to snitch dog. Damn you.
It could be a secret before they cut people.
You know, snitching is good.
Yeah, but they do this with, they buy guns, dog.
They buy guns.
They buy guns.
I can confirm this.
Because they buy guns.
They buy guns.
I'm hearing you.
You three, I hear you.
All right.
His country was so close to getting the cure, and he betrayed his whole country.
This could be a snitch, ass bitch.
No, we talking about it later.
We could have gotten the cure there way faster, dog.
You don't already have it.
You'd have it, dog.
You'd have it by now.
Yeah, but they were watching all your other things.
So is that how we did?
We get these, uh,
Four is a burn, you can't take it.
Check on Gwyn, god damn it, you real.
Check on Gwyn.
Let me adjust your cast, uh, Mr. Block.
Check on her.
We'll get you back to the cell.
I'll get you to prison.
Check on Gwyn.
That's my final thing, your honor.
Okay.
Alright, then check on her.
She been talking to me, bro.
Yo, I don't think he likes me anymore.
Why are you, why are you, if they're just instincts.
What the hell?
Oh, thanks.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
What, punching a down person?
What the hell?
Hey, you kind of deserve that.
What do you think this is?
You can punch people on the back.
They don't know.
I got my liquor.
I got my liquor.
Okay, all right.
Now I gotta do this.
two counts of content yes sir how long is that I can wait to what to know oh
bench drive you like I don't think you can yes you can and you already told me
T. O. B. was around hold on let me ask
Oh
Hey, can you batch a contempt of course you can
Oh shit out my rights. Oh God my rights. Oh, oh fuck my rights
She can you can bring up with the tradition
How long is it can tell?
Listen to him, Melanie.
I'm not over this.
I don't know if it's on my hands.
It might just be a fine.
Oh, wait, that's kind of right.
Yeah, I had to punch them, Bob.
Look, I get it, OK?
You're pissed.
But that's also fine.
Don't care.
Worst.
We also need to have a quick chat for, uh,
I'm not in the cell phone.
Go on, go on, go on.
You show up time for Wrangler now?
No, be excited for fucking Mike Block.
It is actually...
I am terrorizing PDM,
and I'm never going to feel bad about it at all.
OOC.
They're...
They have too much power!
They actually need to be brought down.
I am going to fucking terrorize PDM.
Look at the text of your sentence,
just in here.
They will not...
If I am online, they will not be able to sell a car.
If I am online and not in prison,
They will not be able to sell a car
It will not be possible
Police show nice motherfucker
Maybe I'll use a venue to blow up all their cars
That's a good idea
I
Can make you car bombs. No
No admin menus. No more going to China for croc. None of it
I only was doing the fucking Chinese croc thing for it to get going in the server all right
Now it is and I guess if I guess I'm cut out of it
That sucks.
You got ten months to sing as much as you want, and then you can call me or text me with any
information you have in the future.
You say what you want about me, but I'm a man of role-play principle.
I don't do that shit.
Well, the doors, who is a sucker?
I will be honest, though.
The doors came to us and said...
You have no idea how tempting this is, Chad.
I'm gonna be honest.
Do you know what...do you know how tempting it is to have this kind of power?
I don't think...I don't think a lot of people could.
I don't think a lot of people could resist. I actually don't think they could
Do you know do you know what it's like to have this kind of power?
and you just not
Then we also stolen EMS
Dangerous, dude, they don't let us come right across and for that they give us crock and weed and needles
No, no questions asked and then while we were leaving they said if you can get us
or any BPSO vehicle will pay you for that too.
God, that might be hard.
Run down dark path.
Oh, they also, they also told us that they had to.
I don't do that kind of shit, man.
I'm a good man who believes an RP principle.
All we need to do is start Mike Block's
repo recovery program.
If your car has been repo'd by Todd, guess what?
I know for a fact all you have to do
Go there with a gun and get it back
They have them in the garage
They have them in the garage. I know that for a fact
And then Mike Mike can vouch about them telling us to go steal the cure
And they did dog
Lily said if you can go steal that here, I'll be real if I was y'all
I want to give them shit cuz what the fuck how they gonna be talking about war and shit and be like yeah, let me get this shit
Okay, so they said steal the cure
His menu should be removed. No coil
Are they like tipped off any get a passionate man scream about our be every once in a while
Okay, there's making it
Fuck I mean, but are the Mounties making it or do they have deals cuz I'm trying to figure out who the fuck is
Yeah, I'll pass it I watched I read it. Why are you typing it? I want I read what you said
You fucking cocksucker
Or those oh it was a different person instead originally. Well, fuck you two other guy
And fuck you too big boy. You're fired
Get your fucking stick and your fucking bandana and bundle up all your cans of beans
It walked down the railroad tracks buddy. You're fired. You're done. You're not you'll never
They'll never put another image on an overlay in this city again. Oh this website again. You're done
You're done kid
Okay, well, I'll note that down any names anybody specific any any players. Yeah, that's right
That's fucking right
We being for Bong okay every time you guys do this fucking chant about someone you're it's all you're always wrong and the person ends up being a horrible
Every time you start the coffee
Remember we go first now
someone else from your gang.
Remember that really up to Mike.
Mike, what do you think about the I don't give a fuck.
All right, I can probably get someone.
Okay, I'll reach out to you guys after your prison sentences
and we'll be walking you out of here.
Sure.
What did I just agree to?
Putting a wire on somebody to go.
Gather information and let us listen to some sort of deal
with the police.
Of course I'll do that.
I will strap a bomb to my chest, and I will walk in there and detonate it.
I am so fucking livid, dawg.
Hold on.
Yeah, if I had this on record, I would die.
If Todd dies, I die, period.
I gotta be honest, I feel bad because I feel like I fucked Mike over because they did
a week ago.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he just died thinking about it.
Oh no.
My heart's my heart.
I'll call medical
I don't know. Come on. Shoot a gun.
Give them your gun. EMS Sergeant Fontaine.
I need a 52 of the Harmony BCSO. My block is
having a panic attack or cardiac arrest. I don't know.
Oh, that's a. That had so nice on you.
Bikes hang in there. I look asking for a friend really not me. I gotta say
Real quick
I'm gonna break character for a bit shout out to the PDM gang in the mountains for not caring that I'm your server
But if but if maybe people could care just a little bit
No, I'm kidding
I do like this guy stuff
by some hot
He's hungry
I do I do really like this kind of stuff
Face away, I'm gonna go ahead and yeah, let's cause
Okay, look if you could ever give me in contact with that guy you can have anything you want literally anything
anything. Really? Really? You
something to drink? You good?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Alright. You
guys are all freed men. Let me
walk down here. Yeah.
Alright.
I'm gonna have you guys collect
your phones. I'm gonna give you
my phone number. I'm laughing my
ass off. Alright now, Mathers,
but be careful. I can't have the
devs getting too much excitement
out of my suffering because
that. Hey, Fonte, then we're
too much sorry boss it's fucking Todd is ruining my life
hey are you allowed to mobilize a foreign army against a citizen of a
country are you allowed to do that is that allowed
Fuck I'd have to hear what you said again. Are you allowed to motherfucking mobilize of army of a foreign country against a citizen?
I don't know that
Marquis
Here you go
You like this like espionage working with a
Bitch yo and I'm gonna be real if I go down to PDM and blow pennies out off of the shotgun. I should be given a medal a medal
I
Okay, did all all three get your stuff
Yeah, quarter master they'll get you something you got a phone I didn't get my AP pistol though. Yeah, you're not getting that back
I don't think I've ever picked up my items. Hold up.
All right, I'm going to step in here. Thank you guys.
Y'all want to go down to Polito? No.
That's what I was trying to say earlier, bro. We need tests.
Why did you do that to us, bro? What was that?
Man, let's get let's go to the hood and make this shit make sense. You think Rodney'll give me my 40
Fuck I was still paying for that gun motherfucker shit
Yes, motherfucker goddamn
That shit is not worth 50,000 I'm sorry dog
That bitch suck
I'm gonna be honest bro. Like if you ain't got it like
It really doesn't matter
We got a rock we got a we still in a car real quick
I'm gonna just shoot some croc yo, but hey, what the streets like they kind of they kind of dry, huh?
Yeah, I can get some though
Yeah
Fuck it. No, we gotta know this bullshit. Yeah, echo and form by the way. I
Got me another AP up
Yeah, I had a fuck ton of miscalculations
Todd is chase RP mr. K
All right, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna message Duke and say you have to do the voice if you want to keep your wireless
that I'm sorry no we all know that's the only thing that makes it fair I just
let her know bro she on form that's it nothing man it's not fair I'm going to
be no boys no whitelist like I got I feel so bad about that I just want to go
maybe it's time is fucking ruining my life dog and matter of fact hey motherfucking
Rodney was just told to uh-oh, ooh, ooh, I'm mad Rodney was just telling me that Todd said shit was smooth over
Jesse Burk got to call his motherfucking palito goddamn fucking motherfucking guard dogs boy
What the fuck don't give us up for literally nothing
We had a game
They didn't even get the cure or nothing
I never get said no, what the fuck was that?
They some whole ass pussies for you
That's some pussy shit
That's what I'm saying, Rod, fuck palito on God
man we should just get a bunch of guns and murder them and all fucking cook that shit ourselves yo fuck
up you know I'm gonna be honest with you Mike it they just like the mirror move the road they will
just make your last fantasy I don't know if you remember this year but they will just make you
they'd be sitting in the mountains so yes they will sit in the mountains and just like you
you. Uh, is anyone reporting?
I'm a I'm a library. You gotta
say they just they just
motherfuckers. If you uh for
remember, if they'll have one
month, I'll get you and then
no matter what, sometimes in
the middle of a conversation,
you'll just get tonight. Oh,
that's a great fan or
anything. You just oh,
that's it. You know who's
bringing them the shit that
that you could just start breaking them on this side and they're gonna be hooked up I'll tell
us I'll say things I'll be like hey I'm just gonna welcome someone and blow their
out on Mike but that's not a free pass already I'm it's it's it's still you have to follow the rules
they can have the cure
well fuck it was not making any sense to me
we brought the APA's the cure everything we gave these motherfucka everything they wanted
bro and he turned around and called O'Connor
Oh
Friendly
And I literally gave him a buffalo earlier, but also if people aren't reporting it that I we can't do anything about it
Oh, sure. He's got a spike us. Oh
Yeah, but we but I'm King Crock motherfucker, that's my hole
I have no money now. I've made so much too. Yeah
Wrapping on your money though. Maybe I will keep
Now we figured out an RP here
That shit that shit was not a bit straighter
I'm just I'm trying to think about it because like spawned ships lame. Yeah
Now I'm like is it just is is it only coming from Polito is that too good?
You know what I mean
So maybe spawning it in isn't the you're not gonna believe what happened
These motherfuckers fucking talk call him
Todd yes dog. Hey, he told all the money is to basically tell me yes motherfucker
Listen, try to target north side motherfuckers if you can.
Sorry, that makes the better story a lot.
I'm pretty sure they will try not to take you.
You're right.
Let's just see what happens.
Let me lock it in.
You're right.
Let me lock it in.
Oh, shit.
He pissed.
Damn.
He's over here punching walls and shit.
Watch the drywall.
I don't want my property down.
I'm pissed, Tom.
Watch the drywall, y'all.
This motherfucking Todd in both of PDM gang got everything yo
The motherfucking apparently Todd is a god in Polito and he told all of them
Shit's ridiculous yo
He's a god in police. Yeah, and he told all those motherfuckers to fuck me up on site. Oh
my god
Yeah, they made Todd like a saint up there shit is great
Shit is ridiculous
Hey, where's Rob Deardek because this shit's ridiculous
I'm gonna go piss ridiculous
All right, this action this this is good RP you guys are right this is good RP
Maybe it's not, you know, I don't think that the Croc only coming from Polito is bad, or
like, it's, I think it's fine, let's just see what happens, let's just see what happens there.
You know what I mean?
Because it's not like it's just locked behind the Mounties, but if they're just straight
up shooting people with sniper rifle rifles from the hill, that I do not like.
It's it's
The sniper rifles are a bit of a honeypot like if people do that kind of shit
We they do get like gigaband because I I really don't like sniper rifles and rp servers
Like they can be good, but they can also be really bad. You know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly matters exactly, you know, I
Don't know Wolf talked about it
We'll talk about it, but I they're also strong
Yeah, we need to limit them we need to maybe I don't know we'll figure it out
We either need to remove them or we need to limit them somehow
But I guess if people are gonna RDM like if they just have that kind of mentality aside the removing the cyber won't do anything
You know what I mean? I just I just think it sucks to get shot from places, and you don't even you can't even tell
Right, maybe we should remove them
I think we should remove. Here's what I think
This is this is actually my take
Remove sniper rifles because the whole attention of them is for hunting anyways, right add
Throwing tomahawks for hunting. Okay, I actually think that's what we should do
Right
Add tomahawks that you can throw for hunting. All right now. We're cooking
Yeah
bow and arrow
Yeah, bowing arrow and tomahawks
Jambs said most servers make it so they don't do player damage. We really don't want that kind of shit though
I just if it's so immersion breaking, you know what I mean?
We just we really don't want that kind of stuff I would rather just remove snipers and tomahawks, you know what I mean
Who you call a guitar, and I'm coming for you?
I know that, uh...
I'm still here, I fired up the champions, how's their stuff on the overlay?
Alright, full send war with Todd time.
It's time, right chat?
PDM is 2-OP.
I say, I'll talk to Duke OOC and try to come up with some sort, because I don't want it
to feel like bullying.
Well, let's be honest, I'm the one getting bullied here.
I don't want to feel like bullying for me.
I don't want to feel...
Yeah, I'm the one getting bullied.
Please don't bully. Only them.
Don't bully me!
Okay, it's okay.
Let's go have Mike put that fuckin block real quick and then on the locker.
No, no, what I'm saying is...
I'm pissed!
No, I'm pissed!
He's pissed? How did you aluminum?
Fuck Todd gang and PDM. He was just here
Yeah, you know
John's it will be in shortly. Okay. I see
No, that's what you want to do right you trying to run over run the ones with these motherfuckers with Todd
No, I am going to move it. Hey, I
Don't want them to be able to motherfuckin move a car
Hey, we gotta send it to the legitimate shit dog because now I'll be liking that shit. They're just moving too easy
You know what I'm saying?
Get the fuck out of here. No, I don't want to hear that shit get the fuck out of here
Now you're out.
I'm sorry.
Nasty ass.
Fuck it, I didn't mean to.
Well, if I could just go back to the gang, now he's gone again.
Damn.
Yeah, I know. Right as I picked up my fucking...
I hate that shit, man.
Hey, Todd.
I got you on speakerphone.
Yeah, actually, right as I took a fucking mic.
Hey, what's going on?
Fuck you, Todd.
You get an entire foreign motherfucking military to go after me.
I didn't do that.
That's what they fucking said in court!
I haven't talked about it.
They said you are a god in Polito and you told them that you hate my ass.
Well, I mean, I'm a saint and the only thing with that was I informed them that you
may be there with Penny and I was like fucking two weeks ago.
Yeah, they called me an international terrorist and instantly stitched on me and wouldn't
buy it.
They don't want nothing to do with me.
Well, I didn't do that.
I mean, I haven't talked to a fucking-
All right, well, motherfucking fix it, bitch.
What do you want me to call them and say that you're a you're a good man?
I mean, what do you want me to do I me and you no one else one-on-one baseball court
Baseball court. Yep
Yeah, you're gonna shoot the fade. No, no, we go talk and we go see how it goes
What the hell's a baseball court? You ain't never did a baseball court. He's not hood like that
I've been on the field and I've been on a
No, I'm not fucking the hood. We got baseball courts motherfucker. We can't afford fields
Yeah, you're privileged. It's a baseball court motherfucker
Just meet us on the diamond man
All right, all right, you know what that's it. Do I need to tell you? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen it
We'll meet you there there. I gotta talk to Tom one-on-one y'all. I'm sorry
But it's between us
You need anything you've done you want us to like sit in the shadows and wait
No, I mean y'all a just walked from the alley
My apologies Mike, it's good motherfucking goddamn
And Mike here at least
You fucking spread that's it that was a super spreader brah
I did not mean to do that
You got a fucking doctor
He's just gonna say
What the fuck is actually the point
It's the whole fucking beat him is a fucking dead of snakes man. There's actually no there's zero point
RP
But but we've done this we have done this
We have done this four fucking times with the fucking PDM motherfuckers we talk and they're like okay, and then I get staked and we talk
baby, baby, baby
Oh, just order me a pencil. Fuck you. Huh? Fuck you
Sometimes you push a man too far to the edge I'm being edged by Todd
Creepy life
You know
Maybe my block has a whitelist now that I can just pull fucking car bombs out of my ass and they can only be attached to PDM cars for some reason
And if you successfully attach her to a car you get a hundred thousand dollars, maybe you know what matter right that down matters
Maybe that's a mechanic now
Maybe I'm fucking maybe that's a big game
I'm gonna be honest guys
You are going to love
The mechanic and part system that Yaminox is making right now, dude
You are going to love it. We were going over it yesterday and she came up with some
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be some very good shit
Let's just say chopping player owned cars is Giga on the menu. Oh my god, it's on the menu
Boy it's on the menu, and it's gonna be good
But I think we got it done in a way where you know it's gonna suck if your car gets
Campered with but it's not gonna be like gig a grief. You know what I mean?
I'm very excited
Our player cards permanent have chopped now. No, no that's too much grief
That's like that that's that's that's to be given inconvenience
But it's gonna be good man, it's gonna be good. She's uh, she's cooking up some good shit on bricks
You know, we're just gonna see what happens
Man, there wouldn't be possible to just like, if you did steal a tire to just like texture
swap the tires to like cinder blocks or would you have to do it with like every individual
model of car?
I wonder.
You know what I mean?
I wonder.
model. I don't know. I have no idea. Let me pull them. We could hack job that. Yeah. There
There he is, bastard bitch.
Come up off them Google play cards.
There's that bastard bitch right there.
I'm gonna just stand here wide and aura farm.
Is this the real Todd, or fake Todd?
I don't even know why the fuck I'm talking with your ass.
Well, I mean, what's going on? What the hell? I've been trying to...
I've been trying to smooth things.
Oh, yeah. You really did you forget to call off your motherfucking police and dogs?
There was no... I never called them on. I just told them.
told them that's not what the fuck I just experienced well what's your experience
well I mean what the hell I went up there motherfucker and tried to trade my ak-47 for croc
they instantly called the motherfucking police and said because their satan said I was a terrorist
I mean I might have said you were terrorist when when the penny thing happened well what the
fuck also that was that was terroristic a little bit but I haven't said anything you people
Mulvagan
Roach set me up. You did a fake Todd at the docks with the motherfucking country ass bitches
This is the third time Todd. I
Got nothing to do a roach me and Roach are not even on
That's what all you mother could say you all see that about each other dog. We're in a fight. We've been fighting about what?
He just he doesn't he doesn't think I do him a form. I don't know it's a whole dramatic. It's a soap opera
So what the fuck is you the crock motherfucker?
Am I the crock motherfucker?
Yeah motherfucker are you the crock motherfucker?
I mean yeah I do, I do imports and exports.
I'm trying to get in on that shit yo my Chinese connect is not going well.
We can do that, we can do that.
What? Oh what the fuck dog?
accident sorry I just don't see that work I feel like I just need a bomb polito
bomb polito I got you know I've got like two friends up there that's really it I
don't know those people all right you tell me I just happen to get the one
motherfucker that loves your ass who'd you get I don't know he's got dumb ass
Fucking like a mullet type shit
Wait was he was he a mountie or was he like a fake Mountie?
He was a mountain motherfucker
No, I don't I don't even I mean the only Mountie I've talked to is the the the god emperor himself
Well they fucking love you and then I deal with like an agriculture guy
And Walter, but he's just a farmer.
Now look, I mean, you don't have to believe me, I get it, but I didn't, I haven't told
them to like watch out for you long term or anything crazy like that.
You know, I don't really, I don't really give a fuck.
And you stole my car.
I told them that if you come, look, so your cars, I told Rodney this, they did like
a whole search warrant at PDM.
They demanded we, uh, they had to come with us to refill your cars and then look through
them.
And then I told PDM today that if you come in there to try to get them back just to
release them to you.
I swear.
Why didn't I get where the warrant motherfucker?
I don't know.
They just came in and demanded that.
I don't know what the hell to do.
It was, uh, yeah, it was O'Connor.
You just let them search my shit.
No, they said we have a search warrant.
You have to come with us to repo Mike Block's cars.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
What the?
Yeah, I'm blacking out a little bit.
You can see Todd for that?
I don't think Mike would do that.
I think I should just stab Todd and just blow up PDM.
So yeah, I mean, they didn't find anything, though.
Right?
He was pretty pissed off.
Trying to figure out like I feel there needs to be a bit of like aggression in like war to being like all right
Just hook me up with just give me what do you want to me? You want me to try to help you with the croc shit?
I just feel like you don't take my ass seriously motherfucker, and I'm sick of being bitched by you
No, you I mean you you fucked up PDM pretty good
You caused a whole fallout, you know with the penny thing, you know, I take you serious
That's why I tried to fix it. I gave you know gave rotten information. I'm trying to get you your cars back
You motherfucking let the cops search my shit bitch you a snitch
I'm not a snitch, but I'm not a fucking gang member. What do you want me to shoot the cop?
I'm all fucker. How much crock can you get me?
Let's I mean I could get you let me write the second I get you I only got 50
But I got a lot being cooked as far as I know when you get in it
Gotta call I gotta call the guy
You call him motherfucker
Okay
I'll give you this guy's number two he's below board up there a little bit
You know what I mean like you don't he doesn't necessarily work with the mounies
He's their head
For real?
Yeah, you go give me the one you just go give me the connect. I
I mean look I'm not that people other people are gonna get the shit, you know, it doesn't it doesn't fuck me up that bad
I want the fuckers number
One four seven hold up
This feels too easy
All right, yeah 147 503 607 one
I mean I just got his number what the fuck now what oh, yeah, I mean I can still call him
I'm just giving you that context, you know, regardless.
I will call him, motherfucker.
Call him, oh, he's, phone's off.
Yeah, his phone's off.
Oh, his phone's off?
I mean, you can call him too if you wanna verify.
All right, how much do you give me the 50 crock for?
I'll do I'll do 300 for you Mike that's a good number
Oh
No
No, fuck no, that's what people buy it for up there, you know the most people who
Just most people buy for 300 from Belita. Fuck. No who my fucker just just anybody any of the any of the gangs trying to work with them
All right, what price do you want?
Well, fucking shit, go on the street for $300, yo.
No, no, it doesn't.
Hey, you can go ask Ronnie how much it goes for.
It makes me fucking fortunate.
I've had to sing a lot of Tata on new comments in chat.
I might have to kill him.
How about I give you how about I give you a 30 30 your way
How about you give me all of it for free?
Okay, all of it for free and you and you don't give a fuck and you let me keep my cars
And I ain't making a payment on shit motherfucker. How about that?
Okay, well now you're I mean you're asking me why there's a lot because you both fucking
You can't stand me, you make my fucking life hell in fucking Polito.
This is where I'm at, fuck you, or fuck it.
You know what I'm saying?
You motherfucking bitch me with a fake Todd.
Roach, all that shit, motherfucker, and you turned an entire country against me.
I didn't turn them against you.
That's what I want, motherfucker.
Give me all 50 for free and I'm not paying for any of my cars and you let the cop search
my shit hello what the fuck motherfucker what did you want me to do tell them to fuck off
you had to get a warrant though I don't wear the fuck is it I mean he showed it to me
but I don't I mean I don't know I don't give a fuck and I don't really got no reason
to fucking believe you unless you make this shit right right now I'm not paying
for shit I am not paying for my cars good motherfucker none of them and I want
that 50 for free or we can get it oh you know I'm saying or give poppin
motherfucker that's what I'm at with it fuck you I mean I don't want it to get
pop you're ruining my life God my life I'm not trying to root hey if you
makes you feel better you're ruining my life no come on hey relax relax relax
I'm probably I'm dropping out of mediums you know I think I'm gonna retire
and do what yo I just want to teach golf man all right for real yeah yeah the
governor wants me to teach I will have all this excuse all my loans and give me
that 50 euros I'm gonna hop out of bushes at the golf course with the
fucking Tomahawk throw it at your goddamn neck every time I get the
god damn you go have to think about that motherfucker we're nothing but a
fucking loincloth yo BAM get your ass to fuck it I might be naked I might pop
out of a bush naked at the golf course yes motherfucker all right let me let me
let me sell money I got all right no motherfucker you said Fitty well I think
what I just made I just sold a bunch I gotta verify the exact number cuz I don't
I don't wanna piss you off.
Nah, Fitty.
It might be like 46, I'll be honest with you.
All right, then give me the rest when you got it.
And I'm not paying for my cars anymore.
Boom, okay, but like I said though,
I'm probably, that's fine by me,
but I'm just saying I'm probably stepping down
so then that might become
more of a Davis thing with you.
All right, then give me the fucking PDM, bitch.
Why don't I don't I'm not technically the owner who the fuck is
Able something I don't like you this shit
John fucking retire how much money you got I
Mean I got a little bit so you think you could just motherfucking run it up all my money
motherfucking crock kingpin
And just retire like like you make shoulda be here. So what you gonna do you just go play golf?
I'm gonna teach golf. I'm gonna sell drugs
Hopefully, hi, I want all that plus 50 grand
50 grand my life motherfucker I didn't ruin your life you got big things out of you because if you motherfucking
because guess what motherfucka I if my cars do get taken and shit and you're
like oh fucking Mike dog ain't shit I could do yo that I'm gonna need some
money to pay that shit off
why don't we go down that path when we get there no motherfucka because your
Polito motherfucking dogs made me lose a motherfucking gun that I had on
layaway I was still paying off what guns do you lose they came itch okay what if I
get it back for you from Polito I mean maybe that one or a different one an
AK regardless I so all the croc day K and I'll gotta pay my car payments off
And you won't whoa whoa whoa relax and then what you won't try to fucking kill me
Yes, my life. Yeah, I am ready to ruin your life. I want a hundred thousand dollars
What the hell we just had it that we was about to agree to the deal no now
I'm on the more. I'm seeing you the more just angry. I'm getting I
Don't have a hundred. I don't have a hundred. Yeah, you fucking do. I know you do. Oh, I got I'll
I'm making time is not that good right now. I got a lot of investments going on. Oh, yeah
Must be nice to have investments. You know, I got nothing cod because of you. I have nothing
Well, let me try to take my cars
You gave it to the cops. Oh
No, we have them they're in PDM I can pull them out right now
In fact, they already pulled your collar out. Yeah at gunpoint
Yeah, he was just gonna do that though
Yeah, what kind of investments motherfuckin end of drugs?
Mostly
I kind of just want to fuck up PDM for a little bit, you know what I mean?
It just doesn't feel right. That's just a greed without a little bit of fucking conflict
I
Sorry, you want me to you want to get the truck and the hundred thousand dollars in the cars. I don't have 100 grand
How much you got you say I swear to you
I have 34 K in my bank account you gonna get me the money motherfucker all I want the hell do you mean I want all of that I
I want it all I
Don't want you to be as comfortable as you are motherfucker. I want you to have to be as miserable as I fucking have been for the last week
Let me help you Mike. I don't want your help. I want your shit
Like let me hook you up with one who won Juan Polito who the fuck is Juan Polito
he's their head chemist I make the fucking meeting the dog goddamn that's all you want
to say I called him I gave you his number and that's the number he's yes I swear to
God that's one believe it under one Polito he cooks all their shit all of it
I want penny to hi let's do this well fucking bring me the crock now and you
got till the end of the night to give me the hundred thousand dollars but I don't
know I don't fucking figure it out bitch I know that you can I know that you
fucking can
I unless one makes a lot of shit I don't have this is the last time that we
have this conversation
and if if you motherfucking come here with a bunch of goons to shoot me we are
we're never talking again because I'm so sick of you motherfucking snakey slimy
motherfuckers dog every I don't even know why the fuck I'm even bothering dog
every time I try to talk to any of you it's always some other shit yo I don't
I said you have one time and it's just because the tractor twice Polito motherfuckers
That's set you up with that. You did that you did that you told that motherfuckers you did that no because you did that with with penny
Penny made me do that also. No, it's definitely under that because one of your employees so all my weed
What's yes the motherfucker I forgot her fucking name dog
I
Don't
You don't have a lot of women at BDM. It's been an issue lately. I can only think of a penny right now
No, someone else dog someone else
See yo motherfuckers have fucked me over so much that I'm losing track
And you're the thing motherfucker roach work for you are y'all work together, right?
right now no don't he work he worked there though when he set me up right no
no roaches never worked at PDM hell no we all be working together though huh not
really what the fuck are y'all beefing about anyway he doesn't like my
success I don't either I don't think you fucking deserve any of it and I want
to take it all from you
I mean, you could be successful too though, you don't have to take it.
The only thing I want to succeed in is watching you fail.
Jesus, Mike.
RP clips, Todd.
Well, I mean, look, I guess I don't have a 100 grand.
You can get it motherfucker end of the night bitch. I'll go to bed in
motherfucking four and a half hours you can get it
Or I want a picture of Penny's butthole
No, you know what no I want the money
Yeah, then give me then the money
I'll uh, I'll see what I can do. Hey, but bring me the croc first
All right, I guess I don't think it's 50 it's a little under that I think all right come on. I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna wait you
Okay, all right, okay, don't hey
I know every motherfucking instinct you have right now is saying call the tractor boys and get him to shoot Mike I
And I'm telling swear to God if you do that dog. I don't I don't really operate like that
Yes, you do.
No, it's just that you were trying to get me set up through them, so I said, no, set him up instead.
It was just a reactionary thing.
That's not what happened.
You motherfucking paid them to kidnap me.
How do you not remember that?
I didn't pay them.
Yeah, well, you did something.
I don't, I think I did tell them I'd give them something, but I don't think I gave them.
See, you've been motherfucking Chris Crossen and Snake and motherfuckers, you can't even keep track.
I just
Todd owns Mike
What do you want me to do chat you want me to just stab the guy and go
Is that what you want
Yes, you always have the guy go
This might get soft.
You guys are just fucking trying to antagonize me.
I know you don't actually think that.
Did that come off as soft?
Ten inch Todd ain't soft.
I thought I was watching Sal stream.
What the fuck did TJ say?
I just saw the DM, the Todd RP rebrand will be on restart.
How many fucking props have you done TJ?
Are there still fucking props that need config work?
Are there?
Then why are you typing in the chat?
You motherfucker.
And he's gone.
Good.
Poor TJ.
Poor TJ!
Poor TJ!
I'm the victim.
That does grumpy today.
I don't want to hear that shit.
My life is fucking being ruined by Todd and you're telling me about that? I don't want to hear it.
Mike is sitting here waiting for his dad to come back.
Mike is not waiting to get picked up at baseball practice.
I'm getting pissed off.
I'm getting pissed off.
I do have to kill him.
Oh, they sent me over to see if you're good.
Yeah, this motherfucker gonna give me, uh,
50 croc, a hundred thousand dollars,
and I ain't gonna have to pay my cars off.
Oh god damn bro you're like a master negotiator. Thank you. Yeah, I am. Thank you dog
Damn another deal and a half for real. Yep
But he just bring the croc right now
All right, she'll have four hours to bring the rest
And guess what during that four hours?
We gonna show them what gonna happen to PDM if you don't pay
Yeah
Yeah, I ain't gonna do that shit anyway till he pay.
Oh, yeah. Till he pay, motherfucker.
Ah, damn, bro, you's ruthless as hell.
Thank you. I am, aren't I?
Thank you, motherfucker.
OK, I needed to hear that, dog.
Yeah, you called us hell.
Yeah, I needed to hear that.
Yep, thank you, motherfucker.
I need to hear that.
Thank you, dog.
That hurt as hell, bro.
I'll tell everybody to stay back and shit
while you finalize this deal and shit.
Yeah, we won't strap a bomb to a man's chest and walk him in there.
Damn.
Hey, you ain't here this for me, but after a run, you got a grenade.
For real?
For real, but he want like stupid money for that shit, bro.
I'm like, bro, just hand that shit to me, bro.
I'll stop him off right now.
And we got to get a grenade.
We really got to get it.
OK, you ain't here just for me.
He got it.
Oh, fuck me.
You cannot tell him this shit for me.
I'm going to get a fucking bullet.
I'm just gonna ask him casually. Do you have a grenade?
Yeah, he got a grenade, bro. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But the only reason I tell him you, bro, is because you're really the hardest motherfucker out here in Shinn.
I am on her door, yeah.
I'm just gonna ask him, hey, you got a grenade?
Yeah, you can do that, bro.
Yeah, you need that.
I do need that.
Alright, man. I'll look at these motherfuckers now.
Alright, motherfucking.
And then I'm going to war on a golf course too
What up hey Mike
So I only had
20 fill ones but I also got these which are hot commodity I hold up I got a
bunch of shit in my pockets okay you say you got 20 filled ones yeah those
I
Hold up
You gonna give me the hundred thousand right here did you wait did you get the syringes? Yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna go work on getting my I'm gonna go get everything
thing liquidize you know yeah and then but then it said this ain't 50 I'm gonna
need another 50,000 what if I just get the crock too oh yeah or that I'll let
you know what one supposed to be cooking all night tonight yeah hey how does he
get you that you just go in there and motherfucking get the shit he leet now he
leaves you know like where you meet the ball fuck out just somewhere east of
Polito usually the West is dangerous
cut into border yeah the DCSO watches around there the east is kind of
I'm sure it's territory
All right
I'm up over here like I'm saying like four hours bring me a hundred and fifty thousand
100,000 or the Krog yeah, yeah, okay cool
And then guess what what?
And then you can retire
That's all I'm looking for man. Yeah, and then you ain't gonna have no problems
Okay
Yep. All right. All right Mike. Thanks. Yep. I'll see you soon. Yeah, you will sooner than you think even
You said four hours. Yeah, you got four hours to get it. Okay. All right
I
Hi
We could have see what happened, I guess
This motherfucker said he won a retire
You want to teach golf?
He's a plug for
He said he hates that place
All right, who want to go with me first to blow it up? Oh
Hey Rodney random question. Do you have a grenade?
Well, I do for chance
How's he gonna
Yeah, yeah much you want for that bitch man, I'm gonna be real Mike that's just gonna be like 80k
Dog I'm gonna be real that AK was dookie
What do you want me to do about that man talk to the manufacturers man? Oh
Oh, let's sell petra in AK.
Let's sell petra in AK so that he'll buff them.
Oh!
What the hell?
Who dog this is?
What the dog work on?
And a god damn golden retriever.
Good.
That's all right.
I'm going to watch right at the mic.
Hold on now.
What the hell?
That's a Labrador.
What you got?
What you got?
It's not a police dog?
Yeah, that might be an undercover dog.
Oh, shim.
Oh, man.
Somebody put that dog down, man.
What the hell?
No.
Oh, my god.
Dog, what the hell, fire?
No.
What the fuck is he doing?
Now we're running.
Man, he's like, what's he doing?
What the hell?
He's not hurting us.
They're down to cover us.
Shit.
The creature's gonna go snitch.
What the hell?
All right, who coming?
I'm down.
What did you already get?
to do the room before it's an echo all right cool it's ember yeah yeah all right let's go shoot
up pdm uh anyone got a gun i combine i got a i got to put stuff away first before we do that
all right fuck it we'll see about eight people yeah i just need to go to the banner and just i mean
though i got you mic for a gun yeah the cats might be watching pdm they watch out the time
Yeah, they said that they had a couple of bridge watch yeah
Take me to stuff like a rush I got I got ammo in that bitch
You can't be a criminal answer to the PD. I agree. That's some bitch shit
This is Todd Santos fucking Todd man
We'll see there you go chap.
The Mountie stitching on me actually did turn into good RP.
Like I was telling you guys the whole time, while you were all freaking out in the chat
and screaming for no reason, I kept, you know, remained with the cool head and saying,
You guys, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine.
You're sorry for, yeah. No, it's okay.
Yeah, you freaked out. Yeah, you were freaking out.
You threw your mouse in anger.
It only got a little bit of distance, my God.
You've never thrown a mouse a little bit Jesus I'm glad that you're all fucking
saints, holy shit I'm glad everyone's fucking perfect
but me
Mouses are too pricey. I've had the same death at her for like four years. These motherfuckers just do not break
Would you miss how far you should go
You should watch the whole stream. It's got it's it's a pretty fun adventure to watch me so hopeful and excited for the dead and then spiral and do a depression
I'm sorry. Did I lose my temper a little bit? Sure. But a crash out. Come on. Is a crash
out just getting mad? Is that all that means now? Basically.
I did not say that.
Me?
How come someone's allowed to punch a guy in the face?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How come so much allowed to punch a camera and everyone laughs but the second I throw a mouse a little bit
You fired big one
All right
It's different how?
You said the only reason you'd slamer Desk Carter was because you were afraid the cake would fall off the edge
Okay, and
I'm not a lot so I'm not allowed to fucking be concerned about the cake
I hope someday you guys have half the passion I do about RP.
I hope someday you have half the passion.
I hope someday you have something you want to fucking throw a mouse across a room through
a window for.
I hope that for you, actually, real.
And I am gonna bomb Polito.
Yeah, let's do it man, yeah.
Yep, okay, I'll be right back, I'll be right back, get excited for this.
Yep, you know what, actually matter of fact, get excited, I'll be right back.
Yep, nope, because I can do that, because that's my fucking server!
I can do anything I want to!
Beech, mouse, beech, beech, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
Alright chat, listen up.
Very important announcement.
Listen up.
Very important announcement, okay.
Yeah, listen up.
You're not getting your 10-hour stream today, OK?
I know I said 10-hour weekends, 10K, 10-hour weekends.
You're not doing that, OK?
You're not getting your 10-hours, OK?
In celebration of hitting 11K, that's right.
We're doing 11 hours today.
So guess what?
There it is.
That's done.
That means the stream is only just halfway over.
There it is.
That's right. That's right. I'm that kind of guy.
This is an apology.
I'm on my apology tour for
abusing a mouse.
You know, pussy.
Latina.
I disappointed Aerial Ace.
Just all the horrible shit.
I don't get it.
If everyone hates the character, like, why does he keep playing it?
He's kind of ruining everyone else's IP.
Thank you so much for five gifted subs. Not a fat five gifted.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, guys,
Wrangler slander.
Oh, my God.
How do you get a fruit basket you want a fruit also you need a fruit basket a pricely with
five gifted.
Thank you so much.
What am I eating?
I had quest chips.
I had a brown rice and chicken with a bunch of sriracha and I had a zero sugar doctor
pepper.
How many employees have I attacked today?
What do you fucking mean attacked?
Let's go on so- alright, Bigbawn, you're rehired.
He's probably not even watching.
That's Randy, character's annoying.
He's fucking Jordan is annoying.
Kenny, fucking!
All of his characters are super annoying.
He unfollowed.
Alright, well then, fucking, he's fired then.
Kenny fucking powers five gifted
Let me shoot up real quick
Don't uh chat don't don't take that out of context
Come on relax take it easy don't take that out of context
What are you calling me?
Gay, hippie, gay, gay, hippie.
What the?
Gay, hippie, gay, gay, hippie.
What are you calling me?
What are you calling?
What? Hello?
Yeah!
Let's get some flavor of love on the TV.
Do you think anyone's ever shot heroin to flavor of love?
I'm going to check your graduation, 11 hour stream.
Truly incredible shit, man.
All because of you guys, too.
You're cells are round of applause.
I'm going to be honest.
Good stream today.
Not bad.
Why do you still have a snow emote?
Are you still so are you still snow? Are you still subbed the snow for the snow love heart?
Is that there's no fucking way man
Yes, they are oh my god, all right, I
Would never encourage any streamers don't subscribe from another partnered stream. That's what I'm about
I was just asking a question I would never do that that's not me where's
pentahart well now that's a good idea hold on a damn second
I need some, I need some, yeah, but we needed to, we needed to mirror the snow heart more.
Todd heart.
Oh, Todd's fart.
Thank you guys so much for the gift and so I appreciate that.
Let's get some more rolling.
Well, it's in 12 hours so we can send a 12 hour stream all PDM terrorism until we get arrested
Oh, you got gifted, okay
Yeah, sorry, I did fly off the handle a little bit earlier, huh
But you know, I think that just speaks to the kind of environment that my devs are.
I mean, what, who hasn't had a boss that just flies off the handle occasionally?
You know what I mean?
You?
You guys have never had a boss that just comes into work and just freaks out.
No, that sounds boring
I'm not sure.
It was good.
Hey, how's it going?
All your bosses are saying.
All my previous bosses also.
All my previous bosses also started meetings with what's good you fucking loser devs house the basement
I've never said that to you guys
Yeah
All right, well, I hope you guys enjoy your stand the battle like usually
I've never said that I've never said that to your face
Hey
Hey
And I know you bitch
I don't yeah, my name is foggy. I'm the banner who don't yeah, and I know you
You shoot me motherfucker, huh? Oh
Wait, wait, did I shoot you ain't you shoot me motherfucker, huh? Oh, I think I did and I mean I think I made you look like a bitch
actually I'm gonna be real you did but I'm on a motherfucking new new arc
motherfucker I forgive shit oh thank you I'll forgive you too man I mean listen
you put me in the ICU for a week that's my bad hey come on shake my head
bring it in okay okay ready yeah I'm oh fuck it slap my hand okay ready I'm ready
yeah I'm ready two one
hold up okay
I don't know what you're doing.
What you doing, motherfucker?
You don't leave me hanging.
Listen, man, I'm fine.
My hand is sticky.
I don't know if I'm cleaning.
Oh, no, I shake my hand, motherfucker.
Yeah.
No, I hold up three two one
That guy's crazy.
That was a long set up.
Oh shit.
That was it.
That was good.
Hey bro, we on forum, you know.
Alright, I'll just staff foggy foggy.
Yeah, we're on the same channel tonight. It's my bed. Yeah, all right, all right, it's good
They on the freeway anymore
I can't believe they gave- I can't believe they let the cops raid my shit.
Let me get the gang.
Let me get my car.
That's going to be more hard.
Wait, were we supposed to stitch for Jessa?
I could stitch on Todd, but I feel like that is so fucking not hard at all dog
That's just like not hard
Would it be so funny? Nah. I only like to snitch to get out of, um, huts. I mean, like snitching
Garpy is fine but I feel like that unless you do it for like a really big
reason it's kind of man you know
yeah exactly it's gotta make sense it's gotta it's gotta make sense
I
Like has the play-to-war
It sounds like I literally just got the one guy that likes on and the rest of them don't give a fuck about
Which you mean
Yeah
Crockett McLovey for you already shot up in my door dog
To one shoot up shoot up
Yeah
That's hard like that
You
I'm saying yeah, there's a there's two versions how much was that 4.3
This this decade. Yeah
Like like 90 like 90 bands
Yeah, they better take the other one on three
How much was yours?
I'm fucking like a hundred and I got the old one it ain't funny damn I gotta be
honest yeah Rolex is fucking holy shit can you lose more focus than that for
real yeah yeah it's fast but it sounds like a boat it swings wide but I'm gonna
a fashion. This is some bullshit.
It's a bullshit motherfucker.
All right, let's go kidnap someone.
We got an L Mike counter one.
First you count my pisses.
First you count my peas.
Now you count my elves.
Really that's what we're doing off. Okay. I
Hate too much cheesecake
We kidnapped the motherfucker same shit
We need a motherfucker with more than two brain cells
Yeah, yeah, that motherfucker was dumb as fuck dog
Wait, the mobile y'all kidnapped? Yeah, that motherfucker was dumb as hell
Yeah, I gotta I gotta I gotta kidnap
I'm looking for talk to shit about things. I did not fuck with that for real
No, he brought he really said the grocery fuckers are bitches. He said that shit work the word
He said all the people in pink more like the bitches in pink I said, uh-oh
Not hard
Oh
Hey, bitch I heard you motherfucking let them the took bdm steal my cars or some shit
You told them you had a war
why did y'all get my cars to search them dog I did not do that I don't know
what did motherfucker damn I'm not gonna tell you that if it happens why would I
tell you all right that makes sense put your fucking yeah now you can tell me
bitch
hey chill hey
Pull my cars out of PDM who wanted to do that shit?
Literally no one Mike. I literally no one. I'm not even not even like it literally no one.
So what the fuck dog so y'all just did that shit?
Literally there was not a warrant put out to you know, to search your cars.
But who the fuck? So y'all just went to PDM and he just gave my shit over.
I'm telling you no one there was not there's not been an executed warrant against your automobile.
Answer me dog. Did y'all just go in that bitch and he just said yeah, search it. Who give a fuck?
No, no, no, they were repoing your cars.
Yeah, but y'all searched it, so why?
They repoed your cars, yeah.
Yeah, why the fuck did y'all search it?
What do you mean?
Why the police search that shit?
Damn fucking sick of hearing them talk.
God damn, dog.
Hey, y'all can take your shit if you want.
Yeah, I don't know.
They're going to be here quick.
All right, thank you.
They always here quick.
Number one in your shit?
God damn it, someone.
Yeah, he's running his shit.
Yeah, he probably shouldn't.
I will fucking the gang here.
All right, fuck it.
There's no gang.
She's safe.
Are we good?
Yeah, we out
I'm telling you I fucking know bro years of riding with you. I know bro
I mean, they're going to chase them.
They don't mean.
Perfect.
Perfect.
How do I like my eggs over medium best way
We got to figure out that pulling at the ADHD like a mofucka we got to figure out that pulling
Someone out of the car shit, too. I don't know what the fuck causes. I've never seen that on any rp server
that's the book
it's funny
what the fuck is this boss
I heard bathroom cleaner
I heard stale-y fucker
it's when you hold out
Oh, is it?
Hey, get in the driver's seat.
Yeah, I got you, dog.
All right.
Take your seatbelt off.
All right.
All right, chat wrong again.
All right, scooch over.
All right, there you go.
What the fuck? Damn my head kinda hurt.
Yeah, scooch over motherfucker. Yeah, my bad, my bad, bruh.
Damn my head hurt, god damn.
You good? What's good fuckers?
What's good? Yo Robin?
Hey, yo man, yo man, switch gun.
Oh shit, yeah. Alright, here, here mine.
How you don't switch it down to no gun in your hand? Oh, oh shit
What are y'all doing? Y'all don't have a gun in the hood?
Back in the car motherfucker backseat now motherfucker. Yeah
Y'all about to learn do not come to the south side without a gun motherfucker. That is rule number one
I'm going for that house dog, but that house got nothing but boxes and all.
No, shut the fuck up, yo.
Hey, you don't come down, you don't get the gun to this outside.
You don't come down here without the gun, motherfucker.
You heard me?
Hi!
Yeah, yeah.
What's your name, yo?
Down here, yeah.
Oh, I'm Pussyfucker.
Pussyfucker?
No, cousinfucker.
Cousinfucker.
Yo.
Yeah.
Yo, what am I doing?
Yo.
You with the bikes.
We just I don't ever get any of the guns. You get
Mike yeah, dude my bad. Yeah, sorry. I'm really annoyed right now
We just me smoke and fucking doesn't fucker just got guns
But have a nice that shit don't make zero
for real. Really? Name one. Name
one that you don't like. Arthur
I'm gonna go with Russell Brand.
That's a good one. Yeah. He's not
accurate, right? My trippin. Yeah,
he's been himself. Yeah.
Jk rally I
Think Russell brand is definitely way worse than Jake
Fucking smoke not give you a gun or did you put that bitch?
There's some pretty serious allegations right yeah, you're gonna have to go Rob like to cops
Yeah, that you know I was talking a lot of shit for today. I said you better be on a lookout cuz he's gonna get you
So you better get her ass
Who's gonna do that too?
Garcia yeah, there you go beat that
We're beating the fuck out of cops with that shit. Hey y'all want to hit a lick real quick
easy all right just like I told you I'm up because you might be left behind here
you gotta get that big quick don't move okay we're here for the money again oh
yeah okay I'll just go keep leaving it out huh come on okay I'll start to yeah
Y'all just go keep leaving it out. Huh? Give us that money dog. Absolutely
Hey, you're a little trick. Yo, they just leave money here. Oh, what? Yeah, look
Oh, no last time there was a whole pile of it dog
actually if you know exchange rates and whatnot yeah so it's still a hundred as
far as I know I mean after the last time you give me the god damn you know
how much it is give me hey I'm fixin to exchange this nice thing you're good
go
you got a gun
do
a fucking god
yeah
no hold up on it on it on it
he needs first
right everyone act non-suspiciously
give me a
and a gun
separate out the uh...
yeah thanks dog may you call yet
cool motherfucker cool
by thanks dog
see y'all later y'all
will be back will be back to rob the dmv next week
uh...
How y'all get a gun?
You can just do that, dawg.
Damn, I just, they had money out there.
That's crazy, dawg.
Oh, fucking like $40,000 or something.
God!
It was a lot, but it was about it.
They had a pile, dawg.
Damn, that's a little...
That is crazy.
Yo, is that the new fight spot, bro?
We gotta do that more.
Not gonna run you up there, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I've been looking for a spot to hit a liquor. I tried to rob the burger shot earlier and that one fuck I think has shit
Oh, they've been here from the burger shop, by the way, guys. What? Yeah, I thought I made that multiple the same for his life
And I refused to sing that I got a dead single band
You know my
Shot Gary in the head
I guess I can't pay back the state then yeah, I mean I did do that and then he was still mad at me last time
I saw him
And then y'all we'll get your guns
Who has a gun
Wish I had one that's pretty cool
You wish you had a gun
Yeah, Keith, teach me how to be hard.
I'm trying to find a date to teach me how to be hard.
We gotta fight the wolf pack.
That looks pretty cool.
They bully died.
What you mean they bullied you?
I did.
Chad invited me to prom.
And then I got my favorite dress on.
And then he's to agate me.
So I was ugly.
And he said, this is my prom day.
You're a two.
And then I cried and I died.
You cried and you died.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I
Sorry
They look cool
You look pretty cool
Nice
Lady you
Oh, you want to be hard yeah, I want to be hard. Are we so hard? I get the fucking okay. Oh, yeah, you look inside of it
Yeah, I'm gonna get it in there. Okay
What your name? Yo, my name is test. He you all
I know
Your name is testicle.
No, it's Julie French with a tie.
Alright, here's the first thing you do.
I'm going to pop the trunk, run in the PDM,
shoot the first guy you see and said,
Mike Block did this to you.
Okay.
And then come back.
And then we're going to move on from there.
That's the first step.
You have to have a line.
Yeah, that's right. Okay. All right. Hold on. If you put it there, okay? Get out. It's a trunk. Sorry. She still is you
Yep. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Okay. I'm doing what you're seeing. What are I telling you?
I run in there and shoot the first person you see and say, Mike locked it into you.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking about if she's gonna shoot the ceiling.
Oh
Shit goddamn
Okay
All right, well, you know
You weren't down quicker than a coyote!
God damn she went down fast!
Yeah, fucking hell yeah, I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that.
Oh, they're running around.
They're still shooting?
Hurry up, Todd!
Todd!
Minus one testicle.
No, I just lost another testicle!
I
Stay in the car. Yeah, if they shoot Mike I'm coming in
Hey Todd hurry up
Some some more fucking dude
Huh
Hey, just hurry up motherfucker. That's all I'm saying
Yeah, this gonna keep happening
Yeah, I won't keep sending in motherfuckers dog hurry the fuck up yo
Oh mother fucker
Let's go motherfucker. Let's go
Oh, no.
Yee-hee!
Damn.
Oh, shit, there's a 13 dog.
Oh, shit.
What the hell?
What the?
How does he know it's me?
What the fuck?
I don't know if that he doesn't...
I can take his tires out right now.
Oh, that bitch all fucked up though, what's good motherfuckers know what up what y'all doing here is going on
You know
What's your gun for up in
What the re-up is
Hey, well, you know we push in some bites, but I mean shit. I think we gonna need that shit. What y'all think
Yeah, we gonna need that shit we're at the trunk
hey goons hold a knife on these motherfuckers dog
I shoot him! Yeah!
What do you I'm not playing around motherfucker?
Shit, what they got motherfucker? What they got?
I'm taking your shit.
I'm taking shit motherfucker. My god, give this shit to you dog.
oh shit it's the fuzz
jeez it
we gotta dip
dip time
dip time
let's go
oh shit it's the fuzz
oh shit
oh shit it's the fuzz
jesus christ
they all just dip into what he needs like that
oh damn
damn
woohohoho
Hey we got a dip y'all come on this car ain't no good
Oh
God damn the block is hot
I love motherfuckers doing drug deals broad daylight in the fucking right at the parking
garage that shit is such an easy lick.
Damn, I'm gonna be real, this house kinda sucks for it.
I just went to those everywhere.
Yeah, I picked about the worst house, dog.
Holy shit.
I mean that's a day dog I love like I love when people just do their drug deals right
there. It's such an easy lick. It's just, it's just free. You know what I mean? It's actually just free.
Free lick.
They said the rehab. I said, should I need that?
All right, lick my ass. Oh my god. That is so crude.
Fuck my phone. Where'd it go? It just disappeared.
I
What's good
Hey, it's good slim around
Yeah, he's thinking about something right now
And you need any pills yo, hey you need any pills yo, I need some food motherfucker
I could get yo this lady gave me eggs you want them. Yeah, yeah, yeah for real
Here you go. What's your name? Mike block
My name is Ryan. Nice to meet you Mike. It's nice to meet you dog. I'm gonna be real
I gotta get the fuck out of here, but hey, can I get that car?
No, I gotta go solo
I'm gonna bring back one. I'm gonna bring back one for you. I'm gonna bring a better one
All right
Fuckers coming down to the hood no kind of gun
Well fucking just selling trading weed like shit sweet. It's not
I just hit a leg motherfucker, did you send it to me?
Some motherfuckers in the parking garage over there on the south side just trunk open.
I was like what y'all doing there was like hitting the rear for some bud.
I said okay I'm gonna need it.
Yeah, one motherfucker trying to run with a gun had to stab him cops was right there
We got to do a bus out right. It was crazy motherfucker, but look, I did get this dog
Look in there, I think that might be a lick yo
About shit 30 seeds
And a scale and I got a scale off them
I'm too low fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
Damn, Mike, you didn't hit the fucking lolly.
Yup, that's what I'm saying.
Hey, you know what, y'all grow that shit for me?
Split that shit down the middle, yo, fair?
Sounds good to me, Mike.
Oh yeah, sounds good, sounds good.
Yeah, you grow it, motherfuck it.
Jesus Christ.
We split that shit down the middle, fitty-fitty dog.
Oh yeah, I'll get you out of the grow it out.
All right, easy.
Hey, matter of fact, fuck it.
Here, this can be our scale, too.
I don't really know what I'm saying is crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
That group from the garage is about to quit.
I mean that was dumb.
Those guys just lost like a month.
Hey for real them some good seeds. Yeah, I've been
January I just gone to 100%
Hey, you cannot be doing that shit right in the mall fucking parking
I've been growing since one seed since early January and I got them to like cure a week ago
And I got like 60 of them
This is like a month in a week
Okay, hey, uh anyone got some ammo I could have I just gave some I'll put it all in
O'Connor's fucking head at the motherfucking burger shot dog you said bullets
Yeah, I got like 900 bullets. Oh, yeah, let me get some. Let's go to Relic.
Shit just my fucking murder and judges and shit and they they change in laws because of me.
Yeah, my fucking switch was told me about that. You know, yeah, Lars is pissed. Yeah, that's what switch said
He said shooting the judge gonna be like 750 months
Yeah, you pissed him off
Real mad apparently he was crashing out
I shot T2, but he had it coming
Yes, I'm the city shot a fucking cop with 20 bullets of the AP pistol and just did not
Yeah, he was screaming about that dog. Hey, she's leaning over there
That one down there look like she about ready to get it
Them seeds
Damn, you should we grow them bitches or just try to sell the seeds. I'm not joking
joking we might as well if that shit came back to us right now
he said, oh, who was, they was like in like all leather
I mean they just really look like some scrubs
I'm gonna be real just some no-ones
I don't think they were rolling deep like that
if it was, it was only three of them
I knew you'd not be walking around with that plan
shit, I've got the shit
that's a crazy get up you go out on your back right now
that's what you're talking about a weed plant
and a duffelka tree
the fuck they're trying to go to prison
I'm gonna be real, that shit do look hard though
hey, I'm gonna, hey, go on, that shit looks hard motherfucka
Yeah man, that shit looks hard, I don't know, you...
Hey, get a picture.
That's the like, mixtape shit.
Me?
Yeah, yes.
What do you mean, what?
I'll take it if you giving it away.
Yeah man, you got a 45 fucking six man, really shit though, I take this bitch man.
Yeah, this is just some of the brothers man.
Yeah, I'm for sure yo.
Hey, my head is killing me dawg.
Oh
You got the woke mind virus
What they look like I
Said they was just the motherfuckers just wearing all black and like in leather and shit
It was just wearing all black.
Yeah, it weren't really, you know what I'm saying?
They don't look like no one.
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, he's bigger?
Yeah, I mean, shit.
Fuck him a lot.
They weren't on motorcycle.
They didn't have no cuts on.
That just sounded like every last gang I've ever.
They was just a motherfucker.
I really think they was just a motherfuckers.
There are a few chapters on that.
Was they also in supercars?
No, it was a motherfucking shitty ass man they had that they was pulling shit out of that's it
One with me if one
I just went back and saw it takes like a month to get a hundred percent seeds ouch
Ouch.
What you doing motherfucker, you breaking into that shit?
What, what shit?
That motherfucker meet her dog,
you was punching the shit out of it.
No, that guy was running at me, he scared me.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, so you like, startled me.
So you like crazy or something, huh?
Huh?
I said you crazy or something, huh?
Huh?
Fuck I say you crazy or something huh?
Yeah, well, yeah, and you ugly. I'm gonna be real what the fuck
Hey, fuck you man. Hey, hey you is what?
I'm just saying you a ugly bitch dog. I
Know there you are. Yeah, that's fucked up. What the fuck are you gonna do? I
know maybe
Punch someone you won't punch them all fuckers. Yeah, I like punching people. I don't pay you a hundred dollars a punch dog
Yeah, get in I got some all fuckers. I need to be punched
Like Monio
Just picking up a bunch of freaks and taking them to
There's been a bunch of freaks and just taking them to terrorize media
Any motherfucking the PDM say this is for Mike block and just start beating the shit out of them
Anyone I
You got a phone
What the fuck hey you got some money I could borrow real quick
I'm fucking broke man. I got like 35 bucks
I
Paa
Hey, you're gonna be a bitch are we good
Yeah, we even now you ain't gonna be a bitch is you
Who want to buy this weed 500 bucks dog
I
I'm good man. I don't need the weeds. All right, someone give me 500 bucks. Then goddamn
We saw his daughter's here. You could probably sell it to her. Yeah, where she is
She went out to the pool. I think you're looking for coal train
The jazz musician I think so
The blue the blues musician, I mean
Yeah, I guess, I don't know, but yeah, probably.
You said he got a lot of chairs.
All right.
Damn, that hurts.
What the fuck?
Hey, yo, you wing sauce daughter?
Hm?
Oh!
You wing sauce daughter?
Oh yeah, how'd you know?
The motherfucker's inside, said.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I'm just meeting for my friends so I can go see my mom and dad.
Hey, you want to get a good gift for her?
That you'll love?
Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
Damn, look at that.
Look at that.
Tattoo?
I'm a fucking the weed, I got.
Damn, the weed.
I don't see no weed.
Fucking...
Here, though.
What were you talking about?
There, I'm a fucking the weed.
Yo, the weed.
Wow, so cool.
I'm gonna be real.
She gonna love that.
She is gonna love that dog, yeah.
That's gonna be a good gift for Wingzaws.
Yeah, I heard she opened up Smoke on the Water over here again.
I'm so happy for her.
Yeah, yeah, she did, yo.
Give me 500 for that shit, dog.
That a good deal, I promise.
All right, let me see what I got on me.
I'm still learning the ropes, you know?
Yeah, yeah, it's all good.
I get it, dog.
I've got 60-something dollars on me, is that good?
Check your bank, yo.
Open up your phone, dog.
You probably got money in it.
I bet you do, dog.
fucking wallet. All right, let's see. Do I have a
banking app on you? You got a wallet motherfucker. It's gonna
say wallet. Okay, okay. I can send you I have $1000. No,
they're an ATM. Yo, here, come on. Okay. Yeah, because I
need a phone. I use mine to throw through a window so I
could escape the cops. Oh, cool. Yeah, it was cool dog.
Actually, what yeah, you like that kind of shit? Yeah doing yuckery
lit for that man
Yuckery I'm a menace to society such people call me
You got a cool what's your name? Oh, my name is Lily a bubblegum the clown
All right, cool. Yeah, dog. I'm gonna get your number. Oh
Cool. Yeah, I can give you my number
I got a phone
That's why I'm not fucking selling this weed
What it is
All right, yeah cool. I'll take a gun. I know that's what I told him. I told him you'd always take a gun
Yeah, I will always take a gun for real. Do you knit?
I don't think he's going to shoot me.
Amen.
What's good?
No, those PDM bitches aren't answering.
Motherfuckers.
They're going into hiding.
Hey, man, I got a gift for you.
Sorry, I'm a little bit slow right now.
My hands are kind of numb from the plane flight.
You good?
It's all good.
You got a gift for me.
Hey, man, this is from the Banner Hotel.
This is a gift.
All right.
There you go, man.
All right.
Apology.
All right.
You know what?
We cool.
You need anything?
Let me know.
I might turn this back into my old hood.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Sure.
Shit, I don't know.
Hey, you want me to take you to see your mom?
Yeah, we good.
We go way back.
You want me to take you?
I'm waiting for my boyfriend to get here,
because I came to go see her and turn her off.
And I'm kind of freaking out.
My dad's going to freak out.
My dad's going to freak out.
I'll be so upset.
But it's going to be fine, you know?
Hey, if it were me dog, you know I'm saying if I was if I was your boyfriend if I were him
I'd immediately slap the shit out of your mom to show dominance
Hey this my girl now
Oh happy hey
Happy he's a motherfucking bitch a lot
out all the time you fucking clowns love to deal with irony yo for real that is
true all right cool dog hold up let me get a phone of course I'll be $15 what I
I am a model.
Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt.
No you're not.
Dang.
That'd be real chat.
Actually a good mic block stream.
Skrrt.
Clip of the guy finding out the seeds are gone.
Oh I gotta watch that.
Hold on.
Oh my god I still don't have enough motherfucking money.
Hey.
Yeah.
Cannot borrow 25 more dollars this shit.
I thought the ship was flying on it.
I got a watchman.
Yeah, thank you. Nice. No problem.
Someone have a clip from earlier in the stream.
I was right.
It wasn't good.
Mike's stream.
It was, you know, it is, you know, we got there.
We got there.
I'm saying it.
It got there.
Yeah, I would need to get like a totally crash out. That was barely a crash out. That was like I see your image on it, you know.
I don't know.
All right.
So, these phones are nice. They work pretty well.
Here you go. They do work pretty well.
Hmm.
Come on, try again.
Yeah, and then you some of your
you know how you think you fit it out.
Mm hmm. I haven't done it.
I'm a motherfucking scotty.
Look, all right.
So you see the motherfucking little telephone
like on bottom left.
Yeah, yeah.
Hit that and then contacts
and then you go hit your name up at the top
and then boom, just hit share.
Like that.
Oh, no, what the fuck?
I'm all yeah, hit share.
OK, and then you go see my name
Mike to plug at the bottom.
I forgot a whole fucking step. Oh
Yeah, and then now I got it boom. Yep. Oh nice cool
Yeah, I'm sure I'll see you around yeah, I can motherfucking take you like Robin motherfuckers and shit
Oh, yeah, really? Oh, I've been wanting to do you stuff for so long
Yeah, cool motherfucker. Yeah, I'll just uh, move on here. You open a little bit
Cool. Yeah, I'll see you man. All right
Hey, put that weed away dog. That's just illegal
Or give it to your mom dog or give it to your that shit is illegal. Yeah, okay
I'm gonna hide my butt this way no one can see yeah, there you go lean up against the wall
Hey calm the fuck down. Come on. Let's go. That's me. Oh, yeah, I know you fucking angry. What's your name is?
What's your name?
Pull your phone out check my number
Yeah, give me yours.
I don't get why there's a straight up genre of clowns like the UGG therapy.
Brother, people could say the same thing about the blocks.
It just happens.
Fucking shit.
Yeah, there he is.
Hey, there he is the motherfucker with the notepad go in there and say this hey this for Mike block and then every punch
I'll give you a hundred dollars
Motherfucker with the clipboard
Hey, yeah
You look real punchable right now. Yeah
Hey, put the knife down
But don't stab him don't stab him don't do not stab him let him work it out
Let him work it out dog. Let them work it out. Yo
Yeah, put the fucking knife down let him work it out let him work it out
Oh
I hate you. I hate you motherfucker. Hey beat this guy up to beat this motherfucker up to
Beat him up to don't run. Don't run. Don't run
Don't run just get beat up it's better than getting shot don't fight back
What did I tell you
I hate that beanie and motherfucking dog.
Oh, shit.
I'm uptickin' his ass, too.
Fuckin' beanie and bitchin', I'm takin' you.
Fuck, man.
Come on.
What?
What are you doing with me?
You're not fucking new, man.
You already done fucking did everything to me, man.
You got bean eating motherfucker.
Hey, man.
Fucking hate your ass.
I'm a brother, man.
I'm a brother.
Man, I don't give a fuck.
I hate you, motherfucker.
Hey, come on, man.
We can't call.
We're going to fix this, man.
Hey, we can't keep doing this.
If I like you just because of who you are, that's just
as bad as hating you just for who you are.
I just fucking hate you, motherfucker.
And it got to do nothing to get at you.
Come on man, come on man, come on man, it can't be every day of this shit man.
We ain't not, man, hey, what did I say?
I said don't fight back and you did.
Man, that man pissed me off man.
Yeah, it's cause you don't fucking listen motherfucker, it ain't have to be like this.
You could have just got knocked the fuck out but it's cause you don't listen, bitch.
What's good, this is my block, cereal.
Good morning.
Good morning dog.
I punch people for you.
Yeah, you did a good job, man.
go back to the hotel
fuck it
yup go back to the hotel motherfucking
and i got something for you dawg
fuck dawg
no you fucked up bitch
man i live on
hey man
i'm a good one man i'm a good one i promise man you got the wrong idea man
what you mean a good one
fuck it
yeah man i'm a good one
what you mean
i learned my lesson i learned my lesson man i promise
this time you did for real
Yeah, man, I know how to be useful man. Trust me
I'm real useful. No, cuz you didn't want to motherfucking shoot him on drugs and shit before did you dog?
No, because I stay clean man, but I find other ways man promise
I'm just giving you the bug
have
was good
fucking grinder
here's the first one
the first one might actually want to be the best one
hi
this is fucked up
shit man
what the fuck
what the hell
see you soon
oh it's that guy again
he was real mad
he was telling everybody
what are you talking about
oh he was huh
what the fuck
Oh
For real yeah, that weren't even your real motherfucking voice
You got a lot of shit I want this brick and I want this money
I
Fuck you
Hey
Alright, come on grab this motherfucker put him in the car
Yeah, put them in man. I was just saying nobody fucked with my block. That's what I was telling people man
No, you fought back motherfucker
No, man, let's tell them I said this motherfucker might block coldest fuck man be careful
All right, fuck you, what you going to do now?
I can't go to the hospital because every time I do,
I go to fuckin' prison.
Hey, what's your name, bean boy?
Hubert.
Hi, Hubert.
Hey, hi, fuck.
Get this motherfucker some medical.
And then Hubert, go back with motherfuckin' Buck
and then Buck hit me up.
And if you still together, Hubert,
then we go and do some shit.
If not, if you run off at the hospital,
it's still gonna be on site, bitch.
And I'm gonna find you and I will get you.
I'll do whatever, I'll do whatever.
I promise.
Hit me up, y'all.
Can't tell me it's not worth finding.
Oh, for God damn.
God damn!
Stay firm!
We good
We good
Watch where you fucking driving bitch
What are you driving bitch?
Oh for real
Oh no
Yeah bitch
Yeah
Trick-ass mark.
Why did I just get called a trick-ass mark?
Why did I just get called a trick ass mark?
That's right, that's right. What? What motherfucker?
Oh good!
Yeah, that's right, bitch!
That was good.
what up yeah all right let me see that clip
this is a good one
I've ever seen blazing saddles no I would never watch something like that no way
it's worse than earlier when I was freaking the fuck out oh do they just
get to go
He came robbed my shit. He took my seeds. He took my seeds and then the cops got him fuck, dude
What a fucking why?
why why wait so the weeds so the seeds are like see I don't even know how my
own server works so it's so the seat you really don't want to lose the seeds
huh he didn't even care that he sold the weed damn the seeds are the gold
Okay
See like a good sport. Yeah, he's a good sport
Owner by the way
Whoopsies why keep the seeds of weed together they got caught lacking more fucker
I mean that it just happens the seeds are worth 50k
god damn the fuck yo
get the fuck out of the car motherfucker
get the fuck out the whip motherfucker
what the fuck y'all doing out the whip
hey bro why the fuck you hit my toe
are y'all ballers yep
Name one ball of.
Name a ball of.
Slim, Slim.
One more, man.
We set the bar a little too low.
Name five ball of.
Name three.
I know goggles.
You've been billed by John.
What the hell is that?
Pardon me?
Slings the most down there
in a bucket hat.
Is he a ball of?
UUUUUUUH!
Is it a bucket hat?
UUUUUUH!
Mmm.
Not Donald Duck.
I think it's Donald Duck. The uh...
Call him Bill Will Baggins.
Yeah, Bill Will Baggins.
I'm gonna fuck it!
Oh, shit! I just got billed by John O'Connor!
You're correct.
Alright.
The last one.
Yeah, I know.
You have reached nah, I'm gonna go get them and rob them
Where's Simba go I wonder
That man need an app. Oh, he needed it. Oh, yeah
Hey, who wants to go shoot a John O'Connor with me?
Hey, remember if I get your name, it's a good name for those, Joe.
Hi.
Yeah.
Hi.
What about you, lady?
You want to get in?
Yeah.
I want to get in.
Hey, my motherfuckers.
Yeah.
What's your name, y'all?
I'm going to be sorry, mom.
What's up?
All right.
What's good, y'all?
What's good?
Yeah, this motherfucker just robbed me, I think.
What?
Yeah, I was just chilling, and it said,
John O'Connor billed you for $6,000.
What?
Hold up, I'm getting a call.
Who the fuck is this?
A.O. the Huber was delivered.
Alright, cool. Is he with y'all?
He is with me.
Alright, where you is?
I am at the hospital.
Alright, I'm afraid of the hospital. Go somewhere else.
I will go towards the big cage.
Alright, cool. Yeah, meet me at the big cage, yo.
Alright.
Yeah, what are we doing, man?
Yeah, motherfucker.
I got a motherfucker who I...
Yeah, well, he is gonna do that.
But uh, I got him, I'm at war with Todd at PDM, but in fact let me call Todd real quick.
Yeah, that's what's up.
Hello, Todd.
Oh, hey what's up, what's up Mike?
I'm getting sick of shooting everyone at PDM. You won't get the money dog. I'm out. I'm willing and I'm out willing and dealing
How much you got?
I'm up to like 60 70
Yeah, let me hold that for right now
Well, no, I mean, I'll just I'll get you a full what you mean. No
I'll give it to you in full. Oh, fuck if you got the money then fucking give it to me dog
I don't have the money yet though. You just said you was up to 60 70
Yeah, and the account yeah
Okay, all right
All right, let me finish this I'll call you back. Yeah, 15 minutes. Yo
Hey, we meet no
This motherfucker friends with PDM, and I'm terrorizing him right now
So we gonna make him call one of them and then probably like rob him or kill him or some shit
Take a car maybe
You want to stay like hi somewhere like in it upstairs some shaman
Yeah, you want me to be boy you want me to stop fucking with them
What was your name?
Oh, I'm Mike Block.
Oh, that's pretty neat, yeah.
Hey, Bean Boy!
Yo, what's up, Mom?
Yo, what's up, man?
You friends with the PDM motherfuckers?
No, man.
You just there?
For real?
You know this motherfucker?
Hey, Rodney, what the fuck, man?
Rodney?
I knew you was a racist dog
Sorry Brad Pitt
So yeah, nice to meet you Fire mode
Yeah, shit, you hot, you hot
You're a racing motherfuckers dog
You hot profiling motherfuckers dog
You fucking same man, what the fuck
Yeah, you fucked up
Alright, cool, alright people
Get in the trunk dog
Yeah, get in the trunk I guess
Come on man, I live on the block man
Shit man, we already know you like that
You just live there man, shit
in there so about that money yeah yeah i got your money dog
oh yeah here you go your beans back there man let me take a mothlucker
yeah take this shit hey yeah you can use that to make money mothlucker
oh yeah are you good it was a pleasure doing business with you
Hi yo!
This guy knows.
You go back there.
Don't keep him back there for right now.
I can't hear you.
I think he's eating his peas, mom.
Oh, okay.
I hope this car doesn't get like stinky or something.
I know exactly what the fuck you're doing with this motherfucker dawg Hey bean boy if you do
this shit I won't forgive your debt and give you three hood favors dawg
Alright shit, get out of here man.
Get out motherfucker.
He's in his piece, my son.
What the hell?
Hey man, it's my copper mechanism man.
Hey, call this motherfucker number.
It's John O'Connor.
He a cop.
Tell him that I'm offering to sell you a motherfucker and a hundred things a crock dog.
Yeah, I got his number.
Okay yeah, so do that shit.
Put on speaker too and then just be like, hey, you want to sell me?
Sure, I'm gonna kill you man.
shit. Yeah. That's bad as hell. Come on man. You're a neighbor man. Do that shit man.
I don't know you're like that man. You're wearing fucking orange man. You're only wearing
green so I don't know you're like that man. Shit. Come on man. This is not road work.
You don't smoke, huh? Fucking road work is mine. I hate that shit man. Keep them
holes around. I like them holes. Yeah, I know man. Yeah. I like coal still.
All right, so I'm calling John O'Connor, I'm a tenor's ass, and I need the body that you offered to buy to sell me 100, 100 miles of Kroc.
I'm gonna fucking Kroc, Kroc motherfucker.
Yeah.
Or, I'm gonna be real, I'm gonna blow your dick off.
Oh shit.
Hey uh, Officer O'Connor?
Yeah, yeah, how we doing?
Hey, remember that, uh, ugly motherfucker, Mike Block?
I do, yeah.
We had a shot here.
Fucking scumbag, remember?
Hey, I, uh, he just came up to me offering me 100 vials of crock, thinking I'm the motherfucking
to buy that shit.
Why would he think that?
I have no idea.
So, he's trying to buy crap?
He, he, he, the other day he injected me with it and now he's trying to get me on the payment plan.
He's trying to sell it to?
Yeah.
He's got crack again, he's selling crack again like right now?
Yeah.
Where'd you see him?
Right over there at PDM.
He's at PDM since the selling crack right now?
Not right now, no, he's out and about, but I mean I could,
I mean, I could arrange something maybe we could fucking get his ass finally.
Really?
I'm waiting for fucking someone to come take a report from me.
But let me call you back here shortly.
I mean, you think you know you could possibly set him up?
A hundred percent.
I'm not on speakerphone right now and Mike Fox not standing right next to you, is he?
why the fuck would I fucking do that I don't know cuz you see he likes to hold
people up and do crazy stuff maybe you know I was hoping he wasn't you know
John this is our chance to make it right last time you fucked me over why
don't remember you know what I did so remember tell me what I did what happened
you didn't do shit that's what you did what was the what was the thing the
The thing was, he fucking kidnapped me and stabbed me with a fucking needle and he didn't do shit.
I had all this fucking evidence.
Oh, yeah, I don't fucking remember. I mean, I do my best with what I got.
Yeah, I went to court and you guys beat me when I fucking tried to save my life.
Oh yeah, we had to.
You had to. Then you guys let them give me contempt and everything. It was fucking bullshit.
So you gotta make it right.
All right, well, I'm gonna get high five.
I want to get a fucker.
I want to get a fucker.
I remember everything now.
You're definitely not sitting next to me.
All right.
I wish I could spin in his fucking face right now.
Yeah.
He's a shit fucker.
Anyways, call me back.
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, all right.
Cool.
All right, motherfucking the trunk.
Fucking the trunk.
All right, all right.
All right, what are we doing now?
What am I thinking? We gotta take this one, look it's full.
Yeah, that's a very good idea.
Shit, get out man. We've been out again.
What the fuck? Okay.
Yeah, give me a sip of the fuck.
What the fuck? Okay.
How are we doing?
Yeah.
Oh.
I bet they didn't even see us dog.
Alright shit.
Give me your phone, bitch.
Give me your phone, man.
So I'm feeling like I don't do so.
Give it to him.
Yeah, man. Give it to him.
He's gonna shoot. You're not soft, man.
Alright, cool.
Alright, back in the trunk.
Back in the trunk.
Keep trying, keep trying.
fucking get him on
crying
he likes his beans man
hi we got a full itinerary yo so i hope you all are motherfucking
drink your coffee and shit going yeah now i gotta go to motherfucking smoke on
water and uh threatened uh wind source
yeah those motherfuckers got a whole monopoly on that wind shim on me i don't
like that that's fucked up yeah i don't fucking trender a little bit
yeah i can fucking lower the prices me i don't like this shit
yep
I'm not.
Where she is, young.
Probably in there.
She is not.
Do you hear this? Do you hear this?
I hear something.
Is that a whale, mom? Am I hearing a whale?
I'm trying to ask Momfucker back there.
Yeah, I think it's one of those whales, mom.
A whale.
A baby whale. Have you ever heard of it? Have you seen that shit?
No.
Like when they look for their mothers and shit, they make them cry when they're in the shit, you know?
It's not my realest time. This time, Momfucker, is not gonna be an old baby, mom.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What are you making there with all the shit, man?
What's he saying, motherfucker?
My motherfucker wants to give the PDM up, yo.
I'm just thinking, fuck.
Give him a reason not to give it up.
You know, steal all his money, you know?
It's what I'm saying, motherfucker.
That's what I'm saying, dawg.
Yeah.
of
You're still about there being bought.
Perfect.
I can't believe that they hate me.
I'm telling you man, these fuckers, they don't know what they're doing man.
So cool
They do fucking
That thank you, that's what I'm saying. I just do not like the cops
Not one fucking bed
Those motherfuckers got me on a fucking illegal parking water money ever heard that shit
Oh, what the fuck is that yo, that's a real gangster shimman that happened unless she was crazy
Damn I
Fucking check this shit every once walk as motherfuckers be up in here
Traded motherfucking drunk. God damn my head hurts like a motherfucker
No, no, baby
I don't know what the fuck I got my shit hurt though
Baby
You think I need some croc
Yeah
or something
doesn't happen yet though
that guy got his gun
that's what's up
yeah
let's see if someone fucking called me
hold on
what's up CT?
I'm rolling with Mike
what's up yeah we're getting some crazy shit what you want man what's up
no man take that shit i give you what i i'm good man don't worry
i'll make that shit like a fucking hour man i don't give a shit
I don't want the money. Yeah. I'll tell you. Give me guns. Give me guns. Don't give me money.
I'm gonna keep going. Don't let the government trick you. Yeah.
Fuck my room. Fuck it, man. Shit. I guess I'm gonna hold you from now on.
I'm gonna avoid you. I don't want to avoid you.
Who, who are you?
Shut up, man. Shut up, bean boy.
What the fuck?
Axe the Vaxe.
I just want to say, don't take the Vaxe.
It's really bad for you. Look what it did to me.
I took that thing. It struck me up like a grip.
I believed that she was one.
She really burst the old time now.
Don't take the Vaxe.
I don't want money. What the hell? Where do you want money?
No, I don't want money, man. Yeah, good.
Alright, get out.
Get out, you moron. Shit.
Alright, tell the motherfucker that you want to motherfucking meet in like, I don't know.
Like, 10...
Then I want to meet in 10 minutes or else I'm going to bed.
Alright?
Alright, no.
Alright, I'm gonna put on speaker.
Why are we meeting then?
Hello.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, what's up with Carter?
Yeah, you calling?
Yeah, no, he's telling me he needs to make this deal in the next 10 minutes.
Are you gonna be able to meet up or post up?
Well, where's he wanting to do it?
I'm over here on the behind the garage
It's like a fucking industrial area Larry's lean pork
Like a top of Alta
Drop me a pen. Drop me a pen. Yeah. Yeah. All right
All right, so what's up? You won't do with the whole I need the whole fucking Calvary
All right
Shit we just go a hide over here
All right shit
Yeah, that's your word. All right for sure. Hey, you call him back. Get ready to talk to Mike
Yeah, don't say nothing stupid dog. Goddamn
I didn't mean to hang up on you
Yeah, no, that's all good. Yeah, I mean
I'm sitting here with the PD waiting to do a statement, so he wants to do it in the
next 10 minutes, and he wants to meet you or you're meeting him somewhere else.
Yeah, this is the place he wants to meet up.
All right, well drop me the pen and I'll see if anyone wants to go to it.
I'll let you know here real quick.
Drop me the pen.
All right, well, I'm telling you, man, because as soon as he gets you, I don't
ship for him so if you don't show up I'm fucking good as that all right all
right well then don't don't then don't do the deal because I don't know if I can
guarantee someone getting out there all right I already fucking put the motion
man hey hey put the whole thing in place go Jody I got to get the call on
right but all right cool
the fuck is calling me back God damn hold up get ready
hey are you can can you hear are you on speaker
Yeah, yeah, what's up? Hello? Hey, this this guy he he wants to you know what to do a deal with Mike or Mike blocks trying to get this guy to do a deal.
And he wants to Mike blocks like drop them a pin where he wants to meet him. Do we want to go and try to you know capture Mike block when he's trying to do this drug deal.
I think I did I hope so God I hope so
No, nope
Yeah, you I'm coming I'm coming I will I will come please get here soon man. All right
Do you do you do you drop me a pin right? Yeah, all right. I'm on my way
I
Hey, put your motherfucking hands up so I give you your phone back
It hurts what the fuck good get in
Go eat some more beans man. You're gonna be alright
Now this smart right this way he gonna be like oh shit actually he motherfucking just killed him
Let me just get some medical he gonna be focused on saving his life. That's what he get up behind him boom
Shoot him in the back of that
Need a hundred rifle
No matter yo if you come in with a million motherfuckers then it's a win-win either way don't
That's true either we get him worried just see them all fucking dead and he couldn't save his life
It's not wrong
I'm on I got a fucking plate of food right here
Hey y'all got a hot dog or some shit
I got a waffle oh yeah, can I get it? Yeah
Be honest, I think I really need the hospital
Anymore joints you just look bad
Can I smoke some more that's true you want you want to join Mike?
I
Think I really need the husband
Man, just hold your blood in dog. We can't leave now motherfucker
Just hold your motherfucking blood and you just got stabbed a little bit
Yeah, but now this work is now the EMS will be like oh shit. Yeah, it's just this one fucking and you're the thing
The EMS do not snitch
Okay, yeah, actually this probably for the best we could just get in the back of the motherfucking truck
Have they taken
Oh, these guys know what's happening, to be honest, they're just putting the buddy in the go here, you know?
Oh, shiiiit.
Minus one crime scene. That does suck.
suck
but now we'll just take a statement at the hospital
are we expecting to show up here
but here's the thing dog now he's gonna take the statement at the hospital
which he's not gonna expect me to be at
and then bam murdered
role saying
I won't dare we go there anyways fuck dog
Yeah, you good
Yeah, what the fuck don't you bring about that?
Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we just doing some shit. I don't worry
I
Got the tire
stop the fucking car mom shoot him the other one oh perfect dog yeah i got him
stop the fucking car mom oh we got him get the fuck out of the car ton i was about to get
the money get the fuck out of the car motherfucker now come on out bitch oh i'm gonna blow your
head off get the fuck out of the car now you too you too buzz get out mom keep a gun on him get
Get him in the truck!
Get in the truck!
Yeah!
Come on, motherfucker!
Hey, hurry the fuck up!
Dog, get in the truck, yo!
Get in the fucking truck, dog!
Who's in there, my shit?
No, me, man. What the fuck?
Get in, bitch!
Get in the car!
Oh, no one told me to, man!
Fuck!
Shit, let's go.
Got a gun down your head mom you got the money. I
Was about to call you no you ducking me motherfuckers. Where the money?
Huh where it is I gotta go to the bay. Oh for all right, so let's go. I don't know. Oh, yeah, let's go then
Cuz you got it, right? Oh
I gotta go to some cars. I got a little in the bank. How much you said you guys
You gave me 30 minutes and I'll give you 100,000 dollars.
You said you had 60, motherfucking, or 70.
So where the fuck is it, dog?
You lying?
I'm working on getting it.
I told you.
You motherfucking said you had it, dog.
So how much do you have?
I haven't made shit.
I didn't get to finish the deal.
So you ain't got no money?
I can get the 60 or 70.
You give me a minute.
Oh, motherfucking, you said you had it.
No, you said you had it.
Oh, I got to call somebody.
Hey.
Man, this is over.
Man, I'm sick of y'all.
Man, let's just run their pockets and fuck it.
Yeah, that's what's up, man.
Hey, keep your hands up in the passenger seat, dog.
Yeah, I'm alright, man.
I'm sick of fucking with y'all.
What the fuck do you mean, man?
Y'all just fucking lie, dog.
All y'all just fucking lie, yo.
You ain't got no fucking money.
I
Fuck out there that's not my fucking phone wasn't in my pocket man
Shit, I should oh, you know
Vibrator in your pocket. No, it's a phone. Get out of the drug. Yo, whatever you're saying my shit keep walking
Come here yo
Hey, run his pockets take everything these motherfuckers owe me a lot of money. They've ruined my life
You were never gonna give me shit and I know yes. I was
Had to call some favors to get all the fucking cash you said you had
I told I was
1670 once I collected everything that I was working on more what he got so you said that four hours. Oh
Yeah, take all that. Yeah, that was that was part of this motherfucker got 50 motherfucking cough syrup
What's this? Hold up what is this motherfucker. Damn look at this bitch.
Look at this motherfucker. Oh shit.
Hey this motherfucker got a bunch of cough syrup and shit yo.
I've been sick I kind of collect I've gotten a problem with that shit last couple days I'm a little addicted I think
Yo, so what was the plan? Oh, you were not the plan was to pay you
I've been fucking calling everybody making deals. Why do you think he has so much fucking crock?
Yeah, he's gonna go push it
I didn't put all the on that cough syrup and shit in the truck dog
All right
What you think y'all think that uh y'all think they was gonna pay me I say fuck no
What hey, what the hell
All right, I'm gonna tell you a lo-ha again come on John
Hey
Y'all can take the bullet to the head or you can take your chances dog
What do you mean? You see the leg, Joe
Oh, wow hey make your choice in three two
That was part of smoke mom
Yeah
Oh my god, that's a long way down. Yeah, they're probably dead man. They're probably dead
Yeah, man, look at this shit. Hold on. Hey, I bet if you go to the car, they're more in the truck dog. Yeah, look in the fucking glovebox though. Look at this shit.
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
Andy owed me some too.
I got a gun too.
I eat that shit.
That's a song.
Let's go search the both of them. Hold on.
Alright.
It says, I have a pistol of yours. I got off a criminal.
It's okay. I let them have...
Oh yeah, give me some of that crock after.
Alright.
Yeah, alright.
You feel like that, Ivy?
No, I don't do that.
I don't do that.
What do we say about shit?
I just want to sell it.
No.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, what do we say?
I give most of the guys gone away.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
around uh-uh he should not have fucked around dog yeah let me check the trunk
I bet you there's a good shit in there dog
Nothing here, mon-shit.
What?
Nothing, motherfucker.
Everybody fucking stole this shit.
Yeah.
Oh, you got that shit on there.
Damn degenerate!
I don't think he wants me to
balls.
I'm pretty mad right now. I'm
going to lie for real. about
what? I don't think he wants
me to agree while doing shit
with you. I'm going to be
honest. I'm going to be
This has been a really good revenge stream.
Now let me ask you, chat, do you think I should lay off of PDM or should I fucking turn the
fire up a little bit?
Because I'm thinking, fuck these guys.
More?
I still don't think it's enough.
And frankly I think it's been a long time coming.
I think PDM needs a little bit of resistance.
I see why this weed was just thrown away now.
plan into PDM. Hold on, hold on, wait. That's not a bad idea.
How do you give them five over K? How do they not have a hundred K? Because they're lying.
You know, you know, goddamn well, here's the thing. Todd has that fucking money. They
were never gonna fucking pay me. They have the fucking money.
you tell me Todd doesn't have $60,000 they were never gonna fucking pay me
honestly it's better this way catch them lacking and fucking get the shit off
them that we can you know way better this one
all these random fucking keys
I
Kind of animals the revolver take I think takes nine no
Which I was kind of surprised by two oh we got the we got the ammo all fucked up
Pfft.
What up?
Yeah, I went to the pen, I went over there.
Yeah, that's true. You did, huh?
Yeah, Hubert, what the fuck?
Huh?
Yeah, Hubert, I mean, where was he?
Hey, I don't know, motherfucker. Check the morgue.
Check the morgue? What do you mean check the morgue? You killed Mike Block?
bitch this is my block what he would what do you mean this is my block why the
fuck did you bill me for five thousand dollars bitch I didn't call they called
you were how the fuck you a humor phone why did you bill me for five thousand
racks because I was told to process all the shit from the quarter earlier oh for
real yeah hey I'm gonna be real I processed everyone's you know that's
Hey, give me that fucking money back dog or else
Or I'm wondering you know, right? Yeah, that would you you flood guilty. What do you mean? Hey, give me that fuck dog
Was told to do it. It's not like I did
Yes, always
How do you have Hubert's phone?
This way.
Mike Block back. You think Mike Block's back? You're feeling like Mike Block is back?
Well the other Mike Block strings were really good. I just
Got a little Wrangler locked and I think I should at least like I should probably just start
the stream with my blog every day and even if I'm not feeling I just switch you know.
He thought it was going to be a good my blog day.
I got a little angry earlier.
Mini crash.
Wait a minute.
That!
Is that the van?
Did I wrong?
I
Yo, yo, that was good motherfuckers wing sauce back there. Let me go check for you, brother
Oh shit, man, I don't know if you can come back here player. It's all good
Who you is dog, let me in
I don't know about that. I just want I just gotta make sure you know the boss school that you want to see my credentials
What's good Wingsauce?
It's me, Mike Block.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, what's good, motherfucker?
Aw, I thought he sounded familiar. That makes sense now.
You know, I found my long lost spiritual daughter. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, Lily and I are about to go on an adventure, dog.
Oh, oh.
What are you doing with my daughter?
She called us fuck, dog.
What kind of adventure, man?
Fun one. Oh
Crocodile are you man?
Okay, hey, I got a question
Yeah
Do you got some motherfuckers that wear leather and shit that be growing for here?
They just got robbed by me
We're leather. Yeah
Just now yeah
No, I don't think so. All right, cool you buy seeds
What what seeds you have these motherfuckers 74% dog and I got like I got like 30 of them of them
What strange my fucking oh no some drama shit, I think
Yeah, but definitely wasn't us because ours are better than that
I mean, I ain't saying they the best but the shit ain't bad. I guess is what my motherfucking hood botness said
Um, well I have a business partner. He deals more with this shit than I do. Let me call him up.
I said dad. No, you haven't met him yet.
Aw.
Who's just weed pond stars?
Oh, I have all this though to give you, mom.
Yeah, do you like my present that I told her to buy for you?
Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. You got it.
Trying to give it to you. Oh, you're probably handing it.
Oh, okay. That means shit.
He's in the casino right now, and they can turn off their phones and shit.
Oh, for real? All right. Cool. Yeah.
All right. Well, we go be on our way.
Okay. Oh, wait, me? Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
Oh, you know, I do want to come hang out
my boyfriend's about to be my dad and I feel really bad.
Oh good, gotta go.
What the fuck?
Holy major lick alert.
But we gotta go now.
No, no, okay, okay, okay.
God, I would have been so sad.
I like Rodney's, if Rodney doesn't answer, I'm good, I'm assuming that he's there.
Should I do the shit solo?
I should get that going.
He's got, he's at the casino.
Wait, this could be an easy lick then.
he's out the casino wait this could be an easy like then
yeah solo's not the answer
Michael what up what the fuck man hey chill chill major those are my people man
motherfucker I did not know they good damn we got paid what did we get paid
motherfucker we got pay a listen to me major liquor the casino is open right
now motherfucker I'm worried about discipline in my fucking little hood
looms bro hey okay so make them come on this look with me and then give you
all the fucking money dog what casino you know the motherfucking casino dog
up on the table yes okay let me think about that I gotta we gotta go now we
gotta go now motherfucker the lick is now let me god damn it I'll call you in
the back in a second hold on no there ain't no second we gotta go now yo no
you're not gonna do this to me Michael hey motherfucker you in the shit fuck it
Go all in no half crooks. Come on motherfucker
No more half measures. That's what I'm saying. Let's go. Let's hit this leg
You know, hey, you know, there's probably stupid money there dog
There probably is. Yeah, but there's probably a lot of people that we know
Hey, if they ain't wear a green fuck them
Right, all right, just let them watch it motherfucker that game shit. Come on. I'm at the block
Come on! Let's go!
Oh god, I want to hit this lick so bad.
Oh, I want to hit this lick.
Fuck.
Oh my god, we have to go, dawg.
I don't want to hit this solo, but I mean if we don't go now, you know what I'm saying.
I think you need to re-log.
Why?
I don't think they're there.
Unless I do.
Are you telling me that they're there and I'm not singing?
Is there a bunch of shit in the truck?
Man, fuck it!
Fuck that shit, dawg.
You said we hit this lick
Was good
Yo, it's Echo. I'm in prison. No
All right, I'm gonna hit you. Hit me up when you get out
All right, give me a 20 months. I should be good
Fuck you for leaving me behind
You know what I'm saying? You gotta go. You gotta go. I see you
I'm I'm my god I might just have to go solo chat but I think I bet you they are
armed to the teeth that shit is probably death oh my god dog no man no bad idea
worst comes to worst I can hit someone fucking you know I mean on the way out
oh my god dog Ronnie we need extra help I'm trying to get the crew together man
it's just it takes time to get some good you know what I mean fuck I got
switches number
you have reached hot as alive
fucking ballers maybe
my bad my bad my bad dog yeah you want to hit a stupid fucking lick with me yeah
what you want to do it's dumb motherfucker I'm gonna be real can't talk to me
talk to me I got no we just hey we got to go motherfucker right now hey I mean
You like them motherfuckers them Todd and them motherfuckers
Fuck it's on Todd
It's on them motherfuckers. Yeah, the hospital. Okay. What's the liquid? What's the liquid? But do you like them?
I mean, I'm all about money motherfucker. What's the league? Oh?
Are you?
Hey, what's good? Yo, I'm ready to roll. We're into fucking shit now. Let's go. All right. Hey, I got slim with me
You want to become?
Fuck it. Yeah
No, no, no, no, I need two other motherfuckers or who you with other than slam
It's just us, but I mean you got another one, right? I can get you. I'll bring somebody with us. All right, cool
Hey, it's the motherfucking
It's the motherfucking it's the casino
Hold on, let me get people. Let me let me get you another person to take my face so I can have
Deniality on this shit
But don't hey, hey, but don't say shit on two people to one
Let me just hey fuck it now. We go to actually
Hey, bro, I just need to go to the hospital
Hey, do you want to grab some money for this shit Rodney? Well, you want me to send one of my
Hey, we gotta go
Fuck yeah, you gotta go to the hospital. Yes
That ain't going well for me I can feel it dog. I fucking oh shit Rodney. I got the fucking bankey on me
Hey, if we go to the hospital I go to prison I know it
My god
Like did you see did you hear where Todd's going? Hey, where Todd taught me he had
God damn I'm gonna hit this like so bad
I almost got fucked up because of you.
Oh my shit, they almost fucking kissed me, man.
Hey, what bad, motherfucker?
I didn't know yo, I didn't know.
I didn't know the rules, damn.
That's on you.
What the fuck, man?
I don't know shit.
I don't tell you shit, man.
That is on you, motherfucker.
Oh, no, man, I don't know shit, dude.
Dog, this is going to turn to a bang out there
and everyone's going to get arrested, isn't it?
I almost got kissed and all.
God, my shit.
Damn.
Todd was lying.
Of course he was lying.
I wasn't gonna fucking pay me.
Faufzerp sold the trunk. Who gives a fuck? This is the lick.
Damn, I wanna hit this lick.
Oh, I wanna hit this lick so bad, chat.
But I, I dare to, they are armed to the teeth in there.
I might catch a fucking slug to my chest and just go down
Here at Carnado, yeah, and of course people are just gonna get in it and fuck around
Fucking idiots
I
That was a lot of cars. I don't need to crash out 2.0
Shit mom
All right fire you and obvious charger making sure Todd never becomes the crock king pin. Oh my god
Fucking idiots
We got this one, we probably got to get it.
us there you know. Hey, call them until it's just fucking meet us there at all. We gotta
do this shit, yo. What the fuck?
Yo, I guess Mike is saying you guys should meet us there. Rodney's taking kill him.
Yeah, backdoor dog. Hurry the fuck up. Yeah, alright. Yeah, she got us there. Yeah.
He's saying that you can, he's saying the tequila allowed the casino casino,
man. The more fucking tequila allowed. Yeah, the tequila. Yo, I had to dip
too many cops. Can you come back, please? I can't. Why not? There are too many cops.
I'm very wanted. Hey, get that. I'm telling you, this shit is gonna be real. I think
I think this is gonna be a bang out.
Shit, man. I'm not ready for that shit, but, man, fuck it.
I mean, you better get ready for that shit, man.
Oh, it was a fucking...
You see it, Polo? You see that shoot?
There was a lot of motherfuckers back there.
Yeah. They're running down, but they need me very much.
Yeah, what up? Hey, they all stand outside there's an ambulance that bitch is
The fucking
We go away for them to go back inside you I'm gonna go open the motherfucking hills and shit and
They're a it's but it's packed there are a lot I mean at least like 15 to 20 of them off
So this could be a crazy like
I mean, I'm talking like maybe half of them. All right, let's figure this shit out then
Shit, I'm gonna get cracked in I guess what we wait fuck it. Yeah, you might as well. Yo, you might as well
All right, I'll see you in a minute. All right
I guess he got all his shit he was trying to get to the leader man
That's what the fuck was going on
Yeah
He's fucking really trying to get out of this shit, you know
Huh?
He's trying to be a fucking crof fucking shit
Yeah
We're till Todd again
I really want to
Like set the game, I really, I want to like get them all they're playing, you know what I mean
Fuck this fucker
Yup
I want to get him while they're playing.
I don't want anyone in there like, because I want people also playing to see, to see
like damn, this shit is not safe.
Yeah, the table lick is where it's at.
It's got to be the table lick.
Fuck a mask, fuck a mask.
Tell Cersei it was me.
One of them up there.
Ripped a lick.
Fuck it, there'll be more.
That, I mean, but this is a success in itself.
If them just hearing, hey, Mike Block found out about it, is making them shut it down.
You know, that's a disturbance, you know what I mean?
All they're going back in though.
They could just be saying their farewells to Todd. Oh, they're going back in.
Ah, I don't think this is over.
This could actually be better.
They're going back in, motherfucker. I don't think this shit over. I think it's just some
more fuckers clearing out. I think they just saying they're going to boss to Todd, you know.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, I think so too.
We might miss Todd, but yeah, fuck it, I guess.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Yeah.
Hey, we already got Todd. Who give a fuck?
Yeah, I got you.
But what if he...
What if they're giving him like money and shit, you know?
You don't think, like, you know,
they're loading him up and shit for the later, you know?
Who fucking knows, motherfucker?
Sure, I guess we better find out, you know?
Yeah, I just want to wait till they more fucking
get all inside, feeling safe and sound and shit,
safe and sound and shit, you know what I'm saying?
This is way too many motherfuckers anyways.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, they're in the blankets all the time.
Yeah.
They're ready for that shit.
Yeah, but I'm eating more fucking, uh...
Oh, this could get messy.
Way too many.
That shotgun could make very easy work of all of them
How much money you got motherfuckers?
I don't know about this.
I think so.
I don't think it's happening.
I don't think it's happening.
Everyone else is like fucking tweaking us up.
Fucking shit, man.
I don't got money up.
I don't got shit on me.
Oh, shit.
They're going back.
We don't do it.
We do it in here.
Oh, shit.
All right.
I think...
You think that's security out back?
Oh, no.
That looks like a crack here, man.
I think they have one on the roof too so you know I mean we might need to go up there.
You might have to deal with that motherfucker first.
I think it's just one motherfucker so go up there motherfucker and cut his neck open and
hit the door.
Yeah I think that might be the problem.
I'm about to go shoot up from crowd. We had to get the fucking key for the man
Todd is here. He's here. Yes
Or there. Yes. Oh my god. He's here
He said that he was free in the state. He's what did what happened? Oh, no, he here motherfucker
But I usually shoot up and just let me know when you're done
Yo, I don't think these motherfuckers are going anywhere for a little bit. So we got some time, you know
Yeah, I think they're having a big old meeting that might be even better honestly you got that shotgun
Yeah, dude. All right. We bought to be in the shit
And I'm a and I'm with y'all
There's no way this guy's gonna put me over. I was about to say
All right. Hello. Yo, shoot up. Let's do this
your money for one month
right now
I swear that there was one guy behind that air conditioner
I don't know if he came there was I don't know if he came down
we take a look from the other side probably
yeah from the building
I think this is their guards
I don't know if he's doing...
Yeah.
Yeah, the fucking bush is on the right, man.
I see the parking lot.
Yeah.
Alright.
Hey, so we'll go through that alley.
We'll motherfucking go in the bush.
Get his hands up.
Yeah.
Muffin, I'll stab him to death.
Hop up.
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Go behind the AC take care of that motherfucker than hit the back door
What a hey
How far out is you think I'm shooting up right now, I just picked up my crown
Hey, don't come anywhere over here yet. I'm gonna send you a location. I bet
Are you ready?
Yeah
Let's go
We don't know the other way around
Yeah, yeah
Woohoo!
This could be crazy.
I should chill and not get pulled over because that would suck.
see they're gonna be crazier the last two seconds. We'll see. There was a lot of motherfuckers
They're going south.
They probably got out on the slope.
This room?
Yeah, yeah. Probably out there.
We should probably go from the back, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's move first.
Maybe I don't know if they're looking that way. Maybe.
I don't know, but they know we're up in them, but I think we were.
How many motherfuckers do they have?
I'm good motherfucker. I love this shit. Oh, yeah
You're called random hero, I mean, I don't think it's gonna be a random hero. I think it's just gonna be
probably, you know
people are just gonna get ran up on and be like oh fuck you know pull their gun out
you're gonna leave a casino house rule for work if cops come and someone hold
someone up what do you I don't know what you're asking me
It's casino home turf.
There is no home turf.
I
Maybe there might be three groups of fours is what might happen here
Hey, we got the motherfucking shit all scouted out dog they got a security guard in a bush
So, as soon as we hit this alley, as soon as we hit the corner, there will be no shit.
So much.
I don't fucking move, get the fuck out of my fucking...
Hey, put your hands up, bitch!
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide,
All they got better oars, what, who did that?
This might be the impossible logs.
Why the fuck did they get changed to that, dude?
Oh my god. Hands motherfucker. Hands, hands, hands. Back here, back here.
Hey, you got the keys motherfucker? Yeah, I got the keys.
Let us in here. Come on. You might have to just shoot me.
Oh god. Well fuck it, let us in. We might just have to shoot me.
Let us in motherfucker, let us in.
It's out of my control if they shoot you, you might live with them.
Hey, let us in. We're coming in, coming in, coming in, coming in.
Let's go. Which door? Which door? Back door, I'll find them back door.
I mean just shoot you don't want to get shot. I don't want to die
Car
Handle that handle
I got two, let's go, let's keep rolling, let's keep rolling!
Go, motherfucker, go.
Oh
hey grab the gun grab the gun grab the gun
fuck it grab him let's go come on we out the back door
fire is on the stacks let's grab them too
somebody get in the house
I'm gonna get in the hang of it.
We ain't no fuckin' way we get away with that.
Penta? I like this guy. Straight up.
Holy shit.
Rip Rodney?
Fuck, let me get a car.
I'm Kraken Radler, and you're a bitch.
The shotgun's hard?
Is it should be, man?
Make shotguns scary again.
Rodney carried.
I know.
I gotta go back for him.
I got to.
Hey, this revolver, though.
Hey, this is a revolver, though.
If you knew true Roddy would have been good, I know.
But well, he would have went down anyways, because Jethro had a knife behind him.
It's only one I know but I need to figure out where Rodney is first
First.
They may have gone now.
Is that him?
No.
now
Oh
God
Okay. That actually helps. I see the play.
made it only Rodney would have given me that grenade
only this guy
hey hey some guys taking some kind of
Sir, I'll be chasing you.
Hey, sir!
What?
Right, 1-27-
Oh, what the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
I got you, fella.
I got you, motherfucker.
Oh, I might not have you.
That's one down, yo.
Get you up, then we get the other two.
We got Rodney out.
This is not Rodney, but we got one.
with him we can maybe get to because it's going to take them so long we have so much
time it's going to take them a really long time to get them all medical
Woohoohoo!
Yeah, I guess just to clarify on what I was commenting about, you know, I understand
like people were surprised and you know what I mean, they pulled guns out and shit, but
it was more the people running through the back door shooting like, alright guys, come
on.
Yes, there's very obviously already more than four people in there, you know what
I mean, it's that kind of stuff, but whatever.
I guess he did the moment.
They didn't know they were getting ran up on.
Yeah, I'm talking about the people running through the back door,
I'm sure.
He did the moment for sure.
I mean, I guess it fucking worked out, so whatever.
Let's be real everything that happened was sick rules be damned. That's true
That could just be a role play over rule play moment
What you said was good. Hey Mike. They didn't cuff us. We got out. No, hey, I got the other motherfucker, too
We all out we all out. Hey for real. I'm dead ass. I'm in a bush with OG
He leaking I need I need to find a car
I'm all fucking where you all at
I'm on the corner of fucking shit. I don't even know what road this is Spanish and some
Ain't no way we just got away with clapping 12 months. Yeah, I think we did
I'm in between the clips and uh, Spanish
by Edward
Yeah, I could make I just need to wait for a car to drop off so that I could like jack it and then put them in
Yeah, fuck we can get at the block
Top three bangouts easy I
Know that's the kind of thing where it's like rule of four, but I guess some rules be damned at that point
You know pussy Latina maybe we should think about a home turf rule because I've been thinking about it
I've been trying to figure out what to do with that.
You got a like home turf?
I kind of like it too because in scenarios like that it's a bit awkward to, like people
are saying, it's a bit awkward to tell them to not pull out guns, you know, because
know they're going to, right?
Let's get any motherfucking incriminating shit off your ass, dog.
Especially when they don't know what's coming, for sure.
I'm down to allow it as long as, um...
As long as people don't start doing that shit where they start leading people to their home turf, you know what I mean?
That's the only thing I don't like.
No grandma's house.
Yeah, no, but it doesn't matter because the MS aren't allowed to stitch.
It's in their SOPs.
That wasn't that's not even my rule hit that was revs rule
Yeah, that was hard
What up hey, so a little bit of a problem. Yeah
Robbie's bleeding out in my fucking passenger seat and I called EMS and they're all busy at the shootout
So I have to I'm gonna take them all the way up to the fucking the harmony
hospital because I don't want to go to the hospital. I mean that's right next to you know what I'm saying?
Yeah I know but I feel like they just all gonna go to the city hospital.
I mean true mofuckas we just laid down like ten mofuckas so they just might be tied up.
Yeah yeah they is for sure because I called the EMS and they said fuck no you on your own.
Alright I'm gonna meet you up there because I'm up in the mofucka and but fuck nowhere too.
I almost stashed these guns though.
I show I don't think they even searched us at all. I'm pretty sure Ronnie still got his shotgun, but he's leaking bad
Well chat I think that definitely sent a message
That shit was hard.
Dude, that shot got fucking dumb.
Holy shit, man.
Rodney was geeked as fuck.
Ha-ha.
How the time of his life.
I wonder where Red, I feel like that's inviting issues right now.
It was pretty much the same thing I was wearing.
Yeah, that sure was hard.
dude that first guy that I shot I don't know if you guys noticed you could barely
see it but he the first guy that unlocked us he fucking unlocked the door
and I shot him in the head and he just fucking slumped over the side of the
railing and you just heard his body hit the ground that shit was hard as
fuck dog. Yeah, folding over the roof. That shit was hard as fuck dog. That was
cinema. Holy shit. Yeah, that was a crazy opener.
Manning for abuse on her home turf. Letting you go to RP the way you go.
Not gonna lie. No, I'm not gonna ban anyone. It's not that's not what I'm
saying it's just you know what I'm when I'm saying this kind of stuff I'm
talking out loud about how I want it to move forward you know what I mean because
Holm turf has been on my mind a lot and it's been something that like we really
needed to find you know what I mean that scene was 10 times or better with
more than four I agree man I think we go I think we go no limit for home
turf I think that and I've been leaning towards that I think that's
solidified it for me because it just makes sense you know when people are on
their block or on their home turf or whatever it is like they they should
have the immersion of feeling safe you know what I mean for the defenders for
the defenders yes I think for the attackers rule of four still applies
Because that should be something that is that they're prepared for you know what I mean
They should they should be prepared for that yeah, that should be risky
So I'm gonna get that in the rules
Sometime next week. I think we go with no because that was dope that felt no
That felt like a risk and I liked that
So yeah, let's go with no no rules for
Harmony hospital getting fire and body medical
But do not meet us here
I just get the fuck off the block because those cops is probably gonna be
I don't know
I I agree polite policy I
Can't believe those dumb ass motherfuckers let me get up without handcuff to me. I just murdered 17 people with a shotgun
I don't know I got everybody was shooting me and then I just
Low-key ass motherfucker, I'm gonna be real when I turn the corner and so
motherfucking million of them shooting. I
Was like, hey, we we ain't making it out of this bitch
Down and I was like okay hold up a second yo
Hey actually matter of fact that corridor there to shoot that hallway. Oh, that was perfect
I
Was up there on the motherfucking balcony Lance motherfuckers down
I tried to cross over into whatever the fuck room that was on the other side of the hallway was but that's when we start
Getting fucking push from the behind
Pause. Hey, you think the cops is gonna find that motherfucking little back room. They got Todd keeps calling me
maybe
You gotta see what we got. I was begging for him to be killed. He was like, please just kill me right now
Ironically, he's the only one who survived
Man, let's just get the fuck out of here. Yo
Yo, we can buy you a new one. I immediately fucking fell down
I don't know if I'm going to call Todd. I'll put on speaker.
I think I don't want to talk to me.
You have reached an automated voice messaging system.
Todd survives to tell the others. Hard.
What the fuck is that? I don't know.
Todd?
He was in handcuffs last I saw.
He was just calling Robby, yo.
Oh, shit, you're right. Wait, what the fuck is up with that?
Hey, there's somebody behind the fucking boat. I saw their legs
You tweaking motherfuckers to support beams I saw somebody man, I saw somebody
Where y'all want to go
I'm just trying to sleep, man.
Shit, who the fuck is you, dawg?
Melissa.
Alright, pull your phone out, yo.
This actually kind of worked.
Oh, my phone out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get ready to call this number, dawg, and put on speaker, okay?
Okay.
Alright, 8-6-2.
8-5-2.
3-5-2.
1-4-2-4.
1-4-2-4.
Yup.
1-4-2-4.
1-4-2-4.
1-4-2-4.
1-4-2-4.
Yep.
It says user is busy eight six two three five two one four two four I
I sucked that motherfucker ropes in the back of the head with a shotgun. Yeah, he might be dead
I'm trying to not pick it up. Oh, yeah
They not pick it up don't shoot up. Oh
Hello
Shen with the voicemail
You sleep back here. What do you do mofucka?
Shit what's your name is dog? Melissa Melissa. Yeah, what's up?
Melissa what?
Oh my god, no, it's chat
Maybe we just let her you know sleep in the bush. I'm gonna be real if we let you go
And be honest with me motherfucker
We let you go right now you know I'm saying and you go on with your life
Yep
That cop and sink going kick in and you're gonna wall follow up on this, huh? I don't know who you are
Yeah, but like you go and try to figure out who I am
Moth eating how long you been a cop
I
Like seven years all right, what kind of shit you like to do yo
Thanks people, I don't know huh
Chase people. Yeah for real
You always want to be a cop
Yeah
I got some important information for you off to the side if you got a second
This is the cop who found both of our stash vans like three days ago
Hey, sorry motherfucker I
Think we take a I think we left take the knife do it. Yeah, you know damn well
You wouldn't be able to resist investigating this one
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You a good driver?
Nope, but I'm just hot-wiring.
You barely learned how to drive.
last month or the chance was kind of high actually that's the motherfucker that
found both of our stash vans and we got into a crazy chase and she
definitely remembers me because she saw my face in everything and I was wearing
this exact same outfit she also fucking heat symbol with a burning passion and
knows he's in our game I'm gonna be real I did start going up I usually don't
say this but I usually don't think like this but I might leave them guns in
the dumpster dog that shit has got to be molten lava you know yeah for show
Yo my gang just sent me a goddamn location. I don't know if I want to go to that.
What you gonna do with that shot, dog?
I mean, I feel like this is a trophy shot gun at this point.
Fuck, you can call with that bitch.
I'm gonna throw a brawl in the river.
Throw a brawl in the river.
Throw a brawl in the river.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's throw it in the river.
Let's throw it in the river.
It might be Roach apparently brought me blue as fuckin' wig off.
I thought I'm in the back of the hand when it's stuck.
I'm saying yo, someone might be dead, motherfucker, for real.
I don't want shit in there, too.
Fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm getting, ah, fuck that, dawg.
Don't even worry about it.
We have this cool idea for like any items that are thrown in water as a chance to wash up
It's not any of it I think I've got a cool
in your cars man I would do that your car actually insane we have to dump our
guns
God damn
Oh Chad you don't know what I just did man
I can't tell you what I'm talking about man
I'll kill all my goldbladder and kill them all
Oh shit
Hey if anybody need a crowbar I got an extra one on me. Yeah, I definitely need a weapon here take it
No, we don't need to selfish
I fuck it I
Was thinking maybe we could just you know selling to someone later
shit man you're really fucking all about that green man what the fuck I mean
shit it's a green world shit man oh hold on I think it's yo what is up there
I don't know what happened, Dara.
I thought you saw a cop or something.
I'm panicking.
He's driving now.
Okay.
Hey.
He's bumping into something.
I thought you saw something.
I didn't.
He's bumping into something.
I thought you saw something.
I thought you saw something I didn't need to do.
What the fuck is Todd is not gonna call me home.
I'll call the one who wants to see what's up.
That should go straight to the boys home.
He might have went night and night.
He might have thrown his ass in prison.
What the fuck are you dog by the way?
What happened?
He said he was going to Polito. He was there.
Oh yeah, that's true.
He said y'all caught him when he was leaving the state.
He said he was out of here.
He said he was done.
What the fuck is blue?
Is that off there?
So he's just going to go to Polito.
I don't know.
Hi.
Man, this motherfucker was one day from retirement, too.
Oh, I guess we're super likely now, Mike.
oh shit and we didn't even get any money from this at all and we did it for the
love of the game she was hard as fuck mom
should check the trunk. I mean fuck it man.
I mean there was zero time to do any of that.
I was running by the cops.
You know what I mean? I'm literally running past them.
That's true of Dirt Nasty.
I
Amal run up and get a gun young I
I feel weird
Ronnie do you got an extra pistol in your crib?
No, they told I told them to take everything out of my hotel. Oh shit. Okay. You don't have to hit the bands up then
Hey fire I didn't even go a lot of you that might be that that motherfuckers legal gun the one who's wig might glue off at the door
You're doing a good job, I don't think you're a little pussy boy on my time. That pissed me off
That made me angry
Wing sauce did this she actually did
I'm dead.
Ended that with Sam in a cop.
I
Certified hard Charlie knew exactly what she was doing. You think I that felt like an accident to me
Maybe she did
The thing is I don't even know if they were gambling then I just I'm so curious if the cops
found out about that fucking back room man because if they did oh my god
Roach is gonna be so fucking down bad
honestly you doubt it I mean if they locked the door but I don't know if
regular was on scene they would have found that shit so it'd been like yeah
We have to search the whole building. There's a million dead bodies
The most have been gambling in there so much fucking guns there hadn't been so much money
Yeah, but I mean there just wasn't time to rob anyone man. That was a fucking
That was probably the most cinematic shootout. I've ever been a part of an RP
I'll speedy didn't even cough them remember yesterday I'll speedy is really good remember
that chatters chat remember that oh I'm gonna hang that above your guys head forever yeah
LSPD is actually really good. They're fun. That's what I said. I said they're fun
Yeah, I'm a 20-year-old thing wasn't there probably enough to die for if all of them put all those guns like that
I mean shit that motherfucker that motherfucker you blew up at the door had a 5k on him in his back pocket
This motherfucker what did it do to me was hold him in the nuts
This motherfucker said just kill me.
That motherfucker said just kill me.
Yeah, just kill me that shit was up.
Oh yeah.
That bitch was crazy.
I mean, it's Saturday.
Yeah, that motherfucker said it's probably either we kill him or they do.
These stupid motherfuckers.
They just chillin' like we ain't in the shit right now.
I've told them 30 times to get to the top of the block.
I've told them 30 times to get to the top of the block.
Let me take this little break here.
I'll be back.
Is the CT coming?
Chad, I think this is a certified sub-a-thon vibe.
Oh, CTS, is the CT coming?
CT, CT, CT.
Oh, I thought you said fine.
Good.
No, no, no.
I want to lose the green, mom.
What the fuck?
I'm going to go to the closing show.
No, you can't drop that shit now.
Can you bring him to the hotel?
He's got to get rid of his illegal things.
Yeah, I'm gonna go get rid of stuff with the crash over with your last month. It's gonna be fucked up. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what made it awesome
You gotta have the crash over
Chad if that was the best shoot on an RP you've ever seen consider gifting some subs
It was messing that would made all this true
No considered okay, and would you would you think would you land on?
George
You're pissed he's gonna fucking he will be real
Yeah, like the shit is gonna be on them now motherfucker, or would you just get I'm trying
to motherfucking hit up top?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Guys, Wrangler Slater.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Fucking penta.
Yes.
Hello.
You ready for this shit to be over?
Impossible.
What do you mean?
You know what I mean, bitch?
I don't know if you're...
Oh, you mean our shit.
No, well, I mean, I don't have any money anymore.
You mean, you realize he's kind of...
Oh, I mean, like that.
I mean, motherfucking that, like, hellfire I just rained down.
Dog, you ready to end this shit?
Like I said, I don't have any money.
Yeah, I know.
I don't want your fucking money.
What the hell do you want?
I want an introduction to the plug, dog.
I don't get it.
If everyone hates the character, like, why doesn't he pay?
Okay, yeah, well, uh, yeah, I'll see if I can set it up.
You really don't give a shit, huh?
What do you mean?
I, I, I tried to call him.
I want to fucking ban this piece of shit.
Did you get my 250k?
Me?
Yeah, it was on the back of that car when you fucking shot shot down the car on lower power.
What?
That sure was open, motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Yeah, so either you got it or fucking the CHF got it.
someone got him on fucking army what the fuck yeah cuz Rodney lied to me there's
250k in that truck yeah motherfucker we went back in check there wasn't anything
there you can get that shit man well here's the thing I was in the truck yeah
yeah I texted my friend Stevie about the car location yeah but here's the
thing CHF had Stevie's phone you just can't stop trying to motherfucking
stake motherfuckers. I'm not lying. Somebody you see it. That's TV's phone. Hi,
motherfuckers. Somebody's got the 250 grand. Yeah, I okay. You go. You just go
go down this line and try to snake motherfuckers forever, huh? I called
Rodney right when it happened because I thought he had the cash. Okay. So what
you do when you run it off to Polito like a little brick like a little brick
you said you want me to get the plug no motherfucker you told Rodney he was about
to live in Polito
well I mean yeah I'm gonna go I'm gonna go up there because I want to talk to
the plug I can't live up there it's not enough going on I want a golf course
hey I'm saying motherfucker that this that's my terms and all this
introduce me to the plug you know I'm saying we work something out with
him hey maybe you take half I take the other half and we just motherfucking you
know make shit all copacetic and shit all right I'll talk to him and you do
have his number too yeah I know but I alright but you feel like this ain't
gonna stop happening till that I know I know I know I'm just saying I didn't
like you about his number I gave you his real number all right cool all right
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a really light. Huh the fuck was that shit really just a liar dog? Yeah, okay
I'm just having these a shit really try to fuck us
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She's just such full of shit, man.
He's just such full of shit.
Who would have thought a used car salesman is full of shit?
Why is he lying about that?
Oh, that shit was just desperate. I'm getting VDM'd by Penta. Like what am I supposed to do? He literally VDM warlorded me!
Damn, I'm kind of feeling like RP's back guys. I'm gonna be real. That shit was, uh...
That was a good one.
That was a good one. That was a crazy shootout.
Damn, I want someone's perspective that was inside.
Okay, Clark. Thank you so much 10 gifted subs absolutely insane Roach wasn't there. Yeah, he was
Matter was streaming. I gotta see that
I like how Todd turned out you weren't sure when the PDM started. Oh, I mean Duke is one of the best
I'm gonna do a I'm gonna do a grief check and check an OOC and just be like what this is
I'm not taking it too far am I
I don't I don't think that was I don't think today's been that bad though. Honestly. I really don't think
It's been that bad
That might be a good idea I don't think it's been that bad considering everything that's happened
You know what I mean, but it's so good to check in Duke message me instead he's quitting. Yeah
If you feel like you have to ask it might have been I mean yeah, that's true. That's a good point
What up hey, where y'all at club house are we on our way y'all got food
No, I got one water shit. All right. I'm actually probably about to bounce yo. All right. I'll get caught
All right
I am going to bed dog
Wars need check-in agree
Agree man, it's just always good to just check in and make sure
Doesn't sound like it affects me all it's just RP. Well, but you can never really tell when I got in trouble last
Some people carry it better than others. The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream me
I hide nothing if I'm feeling a certain way you'll know because I'll be talking about it
Not everyone's like that though.
It's your boy, thank you for 20 gifted subs, appreciate that!
I'm just a fucking fat emotional bitch is the problem.
It's your boy, 1992, 20 gifted subs!
He'll know because he'll be throwing his mouse.
Hey, pentas a piece of shit, pentas a cunt. I wanna fucking ban this piece of shit.
I would say I lightly tossed my mouse at best.
Okay, Clark, thank you so much for 10 gifted subs. 11 gifted subs.
It sounded like it exploded.
Like it exploded. The mouse- I'm using the same mouse! It's fine!
It's not like it bounced off four walls twice, okay, this is getting a little dramatic.
literally through to a little against the wall.
I don't want to have a summit moment every once in a while,
okay?
I think fucking deal.
It has become a Kyle, something you curb something, then
blew it's shit off smooth as a gun.
going off line guys it's not like a woman giving birth he did it again
playing our prayers nice I love a good
streamer crash out. It's just funny to watch people lose their shit. And sometimes I like
losing my shit too. It just makes me feel better. I don't know. I don't like you were doing
that one scene from American History X to your mouse like I curb stopped my mouse
I can see does it doesn't feel better freak out I mean I think it does yeah
sometimes I'll rant about something for 10 minutes straight and I just feel
better afterwards
Insane Chase RP server owner
Insane Chase RP server owner goes rabid in a top, a top, what in the fuck goes rabid
I wonder if the shotgun's a little too good.
Yeah.
Nah.
Nah.
Alright, let me see, uh, let me see Matt Harris peel me.
If it's good, I don't know, his VOD isn't available.
That was cool.
And we got away.
And you know what the best part is?
The LSPD probably didn't arrest anybody or even discover the casino, so nobody really
lost anything. What if you had 250k? He did not have 250k. If you had 250k, he wouldn't
been fucking running from us no way they didn't find that room I guarantee you
they did it. Truck guns are ass and every other RP server. It's nice to see him
good in this one. I agree.
Why would he not run from your 250k? He did not have 250k.
Oh, Shappie's back.
This is 95. I'm in the 1080 off and on Broadway of Mayo Park with a guy named
cook he's known to be very violent towards leo so i have any 10 a second attach
hey everybody this is sheriff randy reingler i'm wondering what's your 20 lspd i am north
bar mere park boulevard passing the curinan route 10-4 and hello randy reingler
how are we doing everybody i'm fine thank you all right what's about my old boulevard
you know maybe i should do a check-in with um south bar meteor streets
Maybe the check-in isn't due for Todd.
Maybe I should check in with O'Connor,
who I've absolutely been terrorizing for two days straight.
Yeah.
You all right?
Yeah, take good blending.
OK.
How's it going today?
Hectic, very hectic
Every gang and their mom are fighting
There's three individuals going around setting up roadblocks and holding people at gunpoint to verify if they're vaccinated or not
It's a whole thing
We almost had them but then I got held up and units weren't able to respond and it was a fucking nightmare
How are they verifying people are vaccinated?
Uh, they're not.
They're just holding them up and being like, are you vaccinating?
They're asking for some piece of paper
that the hospital apparently is required to give them.
How do you get a piece of paper?
I know.
Exactly.
Neither did I.
And then they just started screaming at me.
So the first time we caught them doing it,
we just shut it down, sent them go.
And then the second time we caught them do it,
they were just up the road here.
And then I was calling for additionals.
And then they held me up at gunpoint.
And then by the time additionals got there,
they were gone.
So.
Jesus Christ, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
The usual.
Just be safe.
Oh, and the governor's handing out photos of Pessa
and mine tits as payment for jobs.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Excuse me.
Yeah, what's going on, sir?
Oh, you're good to go, sir.
I'm doing a job.
I'm just going on duty.
So, how's it starting?
Remember, next?
We have a good day. Stay safe.
Well, thank you. I hope you have a good day too, sir.
I'm going to go to the line.
We're off some hours.
How about you?
I should break down pretty soon.
How many finds you got?
I don't know.
Well, Gary's probably there, so.
I don't know.
I just don't get it.
She's saying I don't know.
Jimmy, huh?
All right, I'm gonna get moving to have one of the mines
Can't understand him don't be an asshole. He's disabled in real life
He is yeah, don't be a dick, uh
my bad but still well what the fuck man the guys fucking had it hard enough you
can't fucking play a game without some fucking random loser being a fucking
dickhead in a twitch shit that was wrong with you all right well what the
Fuck man, I'm just saying Jesus Christ
I'm Wrangler, and you've been Wrangled, pal, pal.
Like the flashlight in the armory
We're just having some fun as you can see
Staring intently, making sure you're scrubbing down
Can it be, we're so clean
Shower time with the boys, shower time with the boys
Hope they bring all their toys, shower time with the boys
Just staring at him, we may be sure you're strong enough
and we may be...
People say to first,
probably you could drip it in.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault, I said.
Hello?
You know a lot of people that are disabled like that, you know, they're like I said they have things hard enough
why not just let them fucking play video game. I'm gonna be honest I'm projecting but a little bit.
These are all conversations I've had with myself. People that apply. They have disabilities where it's hard to understand them.
I'm like, well, it's RP. You should probably be able to understand them and then I lean towards deny
And then I start getting mad on myself and I'm like what the fuck these motherfuckers they've had a hard enough fucking
Well, you're not gonna let them play a fucking game. What are you some kind of fucking dickhead?
Can I take a piss without being bothered?
Okay, sorry sorry
I'm like, is it harder to understand this person or to killer?
So I use to killer is the, you know what I mean?
Is the kind of control.
For me it's usually harder for me to understand to kill her, you know, I've been playing with
The numpad for years
There's the baseline now
Hey, how we doing plan B crew?
Hello, welcome to plan B
How could we help you?
Oh
No, if I could just have three coffees that'd be great three coffees
Yeah
Is your penis okay
Have it XGC I can understand mostly you just admit that
My penis is fine. Oh
The sound of the sound with the coffee. Yeah, I mean, it's as good as it can be but thank you for asking
I'll have to do two skin grafts
You know three coffees well, thank you so much. She makes sure it wasn't drunk
Hey, buddy
Yeah, you want to know about that, stop. Put your hands up. Oh my god. Oh shit.
Um, second episode. Hey, O'Connor, you got anyone? Yeah. Oh wait, I'll pay you back.
Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, he eats this for free. Oh, yeah, that's why he spilled me.
I
Can I get one order of waffles for the dirty 95
Just a waffle
I'll pay for it. Oh
You're so kind, bro
What does he want to drink? Oh, no, he gets a waffle
Hey, can I get like cola or something with that too, bro
You can get a kid's combo for six seven water waffle here for him. Well, uh, regular do you mind making sure he doesn't run?
He's very good at that. This is this is a German doctor coming in
Hey, bro. I got a piece
All right
I
Stop openly carrying a gun
Mr. Doug Joe
Very high drug traffic. He's basically Santa Claus of lead. Oh
He also
driver that is driver's license which is why he's under arrest because he evaded
from me from a traffic stop earlier today. By earlier I mean like maybe 15
minutes ago and then we had a 78s call.
So it's just an easy arrest.
I think I'm uh I'm gonna go out there today okay yeah the streets be crazy I gotta know
probably need a some of these criminal criminals need a good fucking smack across their face
legally. Yeah. That's it. Not me, but okay, Dreck boy. You love me, bro. That's why you
always after me, bro. Not always after you just keep fucking showing up. Why? The second
time you're like a you're like a UTI every time I think you're gone, you come back.
Hey, bro, I just locked down around the banks, bro. Wait, these guys are
These guys that were selling weed snitched
You stalking me bro, I know I have a thousand better things to do with my time
I love no one you're done with this guy. I love
Okay, and I give me the keys to this
Yeah
I'll just put it in the ignition
Okay, come on you feel bad for Blanchard. I mean that was just unlucky. I
Would have never admitted that I was a cop there
Was just wrong place wrong time
You know it's crazy though because if Rodney wouldn't have seen her she probably would have heard some insane shit man
Do you imagine that?
She would have overheard some fucking insane shit.
Is this five-handed? Oh yeah.
Let me take a look. I just want to do a quick mountain.
Mountain control.
I always said I'm the MS at work in the hospital over there.
Yeah, and then I would have been like, oh yeah, alright dog, pet.
EMS can't stitch. Fuck it.
This kid's a ronnie, saves the day.
Quick window search.
Ayate!
To Dr. Snitch.
I don't know what their SOPs are.
I just know that Rev made it in SOP
that EMS can't snitch, which is really funny.
And honestly,
actually kinda smart. It's gonna save them a lot of trouble.
Have people been playing the Lost.
Yeah, I think it's starting to spin up.
I don't know what their goals
or ambitions are, but...
I have this idea
idea that motorcycles can't be obtained unless you find parts and build your own kind of like
chopping together you know.
It's not about like the ride hogs.
Yep.
Gary from No Pixel Lost is playing today and a few others from No Pixel Lost.
Oh, did they like it?
I think people have been liking the server that's been playing.
The only person I've heard that it is having a horrible time and has described the server
as their personal hell is this guy named Penta.
Yep.
I'm actually living in hell.
Don't listen to that guy. He's just a bit dramatic sometimes.
Shit.
Don't jinx yourself, that's what you said about Onyx.
That was for a different reason though.
I felt like that on Onyx because people were literally stream sniping me and only getting banned for three days.
That was a bit different.
Onyx would do that. That was completely ridiculous.
Also, on this server, the devs takes it, it's funny that I'm screaming and crying and stuff.
And they're not like, yeah, you're gonna need to get banned for that one, Michael.
Well, it is. Well, fuck off.
I feel great after that. Fucking piece of shit, Todd.
10 inches on top.
You know, I was wondering, I was thinking about it, Dev's over owner.
Dude, I don't get no fucking respect around here.
You know that?
The hell, is that a window go?
Oh yeah, that's right, window go is randomly spawned around here at night.
We actually made that a thing.
Any weed plants?
Really, this is such an OG spot.
I thought for sure someone would be trying to grow a weed here.
Not today.
Oh, shit, I didn't know we had an interior for all this.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it scared me.
Is there a way out of here?
You found- I found your room.
Embrace the light.
Fucking weirdo shit.
Welcome, Randy Frager.
I'm gonna play the game.
Ever since you were a little boy, you've taken abuse.
Abuse by your dad.
Who booed when you came out twirling the baton during half time?
I've hidden a key behind your arm
Cinema
Oh my god
all right yeah i'm nothing to the Chinese characters they left them
Chad do you think that you could have solved your own leg off and that movie solved
get them next time
where are you right where hey it's love you told me to tell you when i was done
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna uh come that way.
Okay, alright, bye.
He passed out from the pain?
Not me, I think it'd make me come...
Hard.
That puppet would just see me sawing and fucking coming, like a fountain.
Play your game.
Play your game like that, like that.
Oh, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that.
Ha ha ha.
We have a good Saturday night.
Chad, has this stream been second monitor or main monitor content?
Main. Yeah!
and you know what people are gonna be like oh but there he goes fucking he's
onyxing out again he's coiling out but I guarantee you most of you drag me to
the main monitor during my ranch I I get it we call that showmanship okay in
the business we call that showmanship in the biz okay
You've had me on playing well.
I'm muted.
What?
Nah, I dipped.
I'm muted.
I chewed out during the crash out, not gonna lie.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Muted.
Who didn't mute?
was laughing. Alright, there we go. That's way more people. I swear to God, you guys
mute it that was bear I'll be serious for a second that was hardly a crash out
people are goofy really hardly it's been to a local count now I'm gonna be
honest, I don't even know what that means. If I speak, go ahead speak. Laughing at you
not with you. What do you mean now? When people only laugh to watch at you. Is that just streamers?
confused basically boogie oh oh is it like us is it like a sense of
unawareness that has to come with it or I mean that just sounds like streaming to
me unless I'm missing something kind of right okay
Fire it's off. I think I think I lost my shit a little bit but hardly that
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
It was fun though.
Like three times in the span of 15 minutes. That's not even that bad.
We all know you grabbed a new mouse.
You would have heard me unplug my mouse.
You muted the stream.
Oh.
one of my gore friend, that's how much i want, a few more of that
Please fuck your 36 walks
Oh god, I'm gonna rip you up. What are you doing?
Uh, I don't know. I just really haven't urged to rip you out of the car.
What is that sound? Oh, the white.
There you go.
And they left the kid just so they could force that.
Well, we got stabbed, where I got stabbed.
She has to take our statement.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah.
two hour long rant was too painful for me to listen to got a little scared
I don't know what's wrong with this guy I've watched him for years and he's literally never
ever been like this next comment I've watched Penta for years and he's always been like this
This had to mute the stream.
What the hell?
I'm sorry man I get over simulated.
Hey Jill.
Do you want me to get in that sir?
No I'll tell you what to do.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to like that, it's okay.
Now you're good here, you have a stressful job.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I just said I will tell you what to do.
Yeah, I know, that's good, I'll wait.
Okay, but you're making it come off
like I'm some kind of psychopath.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Did the VAMS get at it?
Can I have two hundred subs for no particular reason what's
All right, let's go
I
Just I feel like we've really bastardized the term crash
The first time I saw the word
word crash out
what are you doing leave the god damn road alone
you ever wondered why there's cracks in the fucking road all the time
not really i just
it's me i'm the one doing all these cracks all over the fucking road i go around breaking it
well stop man let's just go let's let's let's fuck it up let's vandalism
well no it is not
I just told you it was vandalism and told you to stop.
It's a public road. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
That's not what that means.
Well, there's nothing illegal about what I'm doing.
Well, there is, actually, and I told you that.
Well, this is my second favorite pastime, man. What else do you want me to do?
What's your first?
Oh, I dress up as a doctor, go to the hospital, pretend I'm a doctor, but really I steal motherfuckas kidneys and sell them on the market.
Oh, okay, so you're an asshole?
No, I'm the... I'm the... I'm the death himself, I'm the grim reaper, nice to meet you.
Oh, Jesus. Okay, just get on the side of the road.
I'm fucking sick.
I'm vaccinated, I don't care.
Okay, alright, over on the side of the road.
Why do you want me on the side of the road?
Cause you're in danger standing in the middle of the road.
You're gonna go to jail if you don't.
What do you mean go to jail?
What's wrong with standing around?
Are you fucking deaf?
Everything!
Is there a fucking echo in here?
Get on the side of the road!
Yeah, I'm half deaf actually.
Okay, which half?
Uh, both.
I got acid poured in both my ears and eyes.
Okay, that sounds like you're fully deaf.
Yeah, that would fuck you up.
I'm half deaf, half blind.
Okay, move to the side of the road!
Why are you being so authoritative for what reason?
She's a cop!
Oh. Hands up.
What do you mean, hands up?
Hands up.
Hands up!
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
He's breaking them!
Don't you fucking do anything stupid!
Get him!
I just love him.
He's gonna steal that car.
is a shit of this is and he's stealing the car he's not a problem
God and now he's running people over with sir we have to guys a psycho fan you guys
are standing outside of the fucking police department destroying the road he
obviously just wants to chase us no cuz you know what this is us winning if we
don't chase a mirror we've actually won that's good that's us giving him
what he wants. Okay, I'm telling you. That's a that's a cop W.
All right, buddy.
That's a cop.
Well, I guarantee this is it.
Now I want to watch your emergency.
Hello.
Hello. Hi.
Okay, do you know which direction they were headed?
Go to Plenty.
Okay, do you know where the vehicle he was in?
Okay, so you got no useful information for me.
Alright, I have units in route.
I have units in route.
What's your name?
Okay, alright, thank you.
I don't know what to do.
Uh, latest time on one call, Blackbeard just kidnapped multiple employees from plan B.
Caller was not able to give location direction or leave.
The backup 76, David, CD195, that's the one.
He said no on jail, too.
Uh, latest time on one call, Plan B employees fucking up by Blackbeard.
Employee was not able to give location via fuller direction.
He's taken him to the fucking to the plank.
What's the plank?
Oh, it's up here.
I mean, hell, we'll probably just run into him.
Our car's more prone to flippers and pets.
I just think they need some more weight.
Oh, nine!
Winner!
Trying to blip me!
Trying to shoot me!
78!
Got seven of you!
I have twenty left.
Lock it.
Oh, my God.
22 last
Yeah, he wasn't trying to shoot me. I've been doing it all night. All night
She's been doing that all night
All night, but it happens a lot
Yeah
It's kinda fucked up, but I've heard some other Japanese that when she coughs on TV they turn down their
They turned down their radios.
Yeah.
Coming.
David, CD parking lot.
22 left, 22 left, 22 left.
I'm pretty...
What the fuck is she all jacked the fuck up there?
I don't know what the fuck she's saying.
All right, true line.
What was happening was that I was getting chased by a runner.
They tried to block me.
I rammed them.
They tried to block me.
And now I'm safe at David CD parking lot with my 95.
The guy was a vagus yellow dress runner inside. Thank you. Sure. That's a seven
Negative negative. Well, so where are you going?
Locking you in
Sorry, Sheriff
What did you mean to communicate?
So then what were you trying to communicate if you didn't mean to say 78s, what were you trying to say?
I was trying to ask for backup. With urgency, with urgency.
That's what 78s means.
I wasn't getting shot, sir. Sorry.
I think you meant to say 78s.
Negative.
I said 78, but I didn't mean 78. Sorry.
That's why I purposely went 22 last, sir.
It wasn't instant.
Thank you, Claire.
I don't see anything in the lighthouse either.
How are you doing Wrangler?
I'm fine, why?
Haven't seen you in a few days, so check in and see how you're doing.
I thought we just rode together yesterday.
No?
No?
Yeah, we did.
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't.
If not yesterday, a day before.
Well, I think the last time I saw you was in the office about the lawsuit.
I don't think I've ever actually the only time I've controlled with you is during my e-mail
What in the fucking gaslight?
No
Like I'm not the killer I'm not gonna go smoke up your ass. It's been like two weeks
No, it has not it. Yes, it has. No, it has not. Yes, it has you have the worst memory
I think I've ever anyone I've ever I've ever met
my life. It's just horrible. Well, I I know the boy we're on. I know the judges that I don't think
that your testimony can be credible. Okay, well, hold on now. That's kind of fucked. Well, Jesus
Christ. I mean, we had we just talked. You're talking about the the one call we went to
to the police. What god damn like like two days ago. Yes. Yeah, you were doing cops and
everything. Yeah, that was two days ago for like 10 minutes. Two weeks. I didn't really
count that as patrolling because it was five minutes. It was more than that. It was like
an hour. Sure.
I have shots fired on strawberry. Bridge guys, we better get there quick.
We have three plus on 76 shots fired strawberry.
They've got something. It's real to me.
I
Did you just get kidnapped by blackfeard
Where is he I think he's
We'll see that car right there
Oh, I have no idea
He was like I'm gonna take a hand and I was like no I can't fucking flip off
So I found that, and he was like, okay, get the fuck out of my car.
Jesus, well, it was moving, and he stopped.
I had an 80 with Richie, and he got older.
And then he drove right back to the plane.
He drove to the plane for a while.
When he drove by, the sheriff's got me and I'm coming back.
We're making me already.
Just sit down, sit down, sit down.
Alright, I'll be back in.
That's it.
That was the bullshit.
Alright, that's how it works.
Man, can you take a piss in the back of this fucking workplace now with aim?
Now get... get napted.
Deal the torture.
I know what that's like.
I'm gonna see if it comes down.
Be very understanding.
I'll film on the head, but then I'll give you a point.
I'm gonna take it.
Yeah, I know. I'm just saying we use some...
Up the radio, man.
Yes.
Okay, there he is.
Oh man, there's a fire.
Yeah.
Hey dog.
Hey dog.
Blackbeard, Blackbeard.
Okay.
He gets a backup.
We need a good skill unit at plan B.
We're going to have Blackbeard
and have the bunch of people.
No, we be letting go.
We be letting go.
You be right there.
Any units available for backup?
No.
I don't even have to make my way over there, but I'm coming from the city.
Jesus Christ, he hasn't opened a fucking knife to me.
Put the fucking knife away right now!
Put the knife away!
Put the knife away!
Don't cut his dick off!
Put the knife away.
Put it away, I put it away.
All right, what now?
Blackbeard, actually, you're doing nothing wrong this time.
All right, Blefford, get out of the car, please.
No.
Yes.
No.
about some things and if you did nothing wrong there's no reason you know for you
not to get out of the car. Why don't we just shoot that guy that has the fucking knife?
It'd be principle. Maybe that'd be about to shoot.
Alright, 303 plus one would be an activity. Blackbeam color stand change four times off your pride.
Blackbeam is going to be the driver. He's going to be hopping over the
Meridian northbound through the desert.
I got it.
We're currently DCDC's and call it.
This is karma. For what?
For what?
I'm just gonna tell him, woman, drive.
You know, love to be, uh, in the open.
You know what?
Go, go, go.
We're aiding a woman.
What the hell are you talking about?
When did I do that?
Throwing your mouse.
We're gonna need a 30.
I'm getting a lot of shit for that, am I?
A man can't throw a fucking mouse when he loses a video game anymore.
You guys are such fucking monkeys
Actual
The PDF is also written in it, so walk this track.
Alright, then eat.
Lock the fuck in.
Alright, we're continuing off-road southbound and towards the Redwood Bridge track.
I can't decide whether to pass the crack that I've got on the track or if I'm not able to get on the channel.
Can you shoot his tires at him?
Probably.
Let's take the 80 to pack 2, 80 pack 2.
We're going to get in the primary and shoot their tires out so they can just go and overshut
them and we can't get over them.
Get it off!
Holy shit!
Are you good? Run!
Yeah, it won't be easy to find them.
Oh, Jesus, shh!
You mean Salsa? How does it work for Calfield?
You're not going to Westbound?
Why are you gonna shoot her?
I'm waiting for you to get in the primary.
Alright, you're gonna pop this tire?
Yes.
Westbound, do you kick out your rope?
I'm glad that everyone here is just so fucking perfect, it must be nice to be just a perfect
Never done anything wrong
Never had any violent outbursts it must be so nice
I've never thrown a mouse or control in your life
Wow dude what it's like what it's like to also shit go
What's it what's it like to be perfect
Maybe not control it
Why is he lashing out a chair is this another crash
All right, I just
You know you guys are just such I mean
right
Primary target is going to be the driver and the front passenger
What you're doing great?
Thank you, man.
Oh, he just left him.
He's resisting?
Never fight back here.
After the remaining others, is that clear?
Just one of them.
Oh, yeah.
One hundred five.
He's driving all over the place.
Now going west back to the road.
Road
Very smart
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
Let's go
I believe in you
That's all your flip out earlier. Have you considered better health? It's a website where they can help you with a licensed therapist
I mean Jesus Christ, what meanest are I mean Jesus fucking Christ
I mean good fucking
all right come on half-shagged meckle
I mean Jesus fucking Christ man I may I can't you know I work hard I may I can't
fucking freak the fuck out every once in a while fuck I don't think that's
He's too far gone
This is bullshit
You know it used to be it used to be a man who come up to work and could complain about dinner and no one bad
And I
It's just what you did you know
They're gonna be on route 68 for the circuit on the rain gluer the deputy
feed the fucking reaction you saw radio man
I think they might have a catch
see that you're pissed? he's gonna fucking...
this is... this is vulgar, bro
thank you, thank you
thank you
we can't, we're terrible
thank you for the subs, I will not be using that on therapy
I will be using that on whiskey
now med can't do anything, this is why I changed teams
you might have, you might have been right about that, am I?
I know there's a lot of people that don't agree
I'm starting to see your side of things.
A-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k.
That person is stranded.
A-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k.
What are you doing, Blackbeard?
They haven't been branded.
Blackbeard, be not doing anything.
No, I don't mean this.
I mean, what's the lifestyle?
What is it about being a pirate?
Why are you be not liking being a pirate?
Of course I don't want to be a pirate, it sounds terrible.
And who'll be talking to Blackbeard anyway?
Sheriff? Sheriff?
I...perhaps we be having a little compromise.
Oh, we just passed the 13th officer.
Someone else has responded.
If you want to take them to the station I can stick with him.
Alright, sure. Blackbeard be having opposition for you.
Very true.
Alright, almost a blackbeard but first I'm going to read your answer.
I know you have the right to get sucked on there.
You said you can't want me to get caught.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blackbeard be knowing anyway.
Blackbeard be telling you the compromise in the cells.
Okay.
He's dating that Poggy staff, and he's still in the area.
Oh.
Give me a favor.
Uh, get these two out of my car so I can go look for Poggy.
Actually, no.
Fuck it.
Get in my car.
You're coming with me.
Yes, sir.
He's probably...
He won't...
He will never find Poggy.
Poggy'd be gone forever.
Besides, that'd be not Poggy.
That'd be your, uh...
Emergency...er...motel. Hi. Emergency motel. You may never find an emergency motel. Never!
There was a Sultan stolen nearby about 20 seconds ago. It's black.
That...that'd be unrelated.
Actually, that might be farther off.
I mean I'm barely just running through the fucking desert like a idiot.
Hey, if he be looking straight ahead that'd be Blackbeard's pirate ship.
How much of a ship it's not even in the water?
Blackbeard be stranded, he be inside the trailer.
Blackbeard be having a bunch of nudie pictures in the air.
I
Exactly maybe be perfect for the compromise
We be having something in common
And that's a bit
All right
kill her. Send it. You need to talk to me. Yeah, let's go.
people out on the rare am I now they're so energetic tonight
oh it's just it's just how I do come sir well actually it's a new way for me to
do what communication on radio what is this new way fake it because I have an
accent sir so I need to let people know that something important something
to do that so you're gonna do fake 78 I yeah this one I didn't need to do
This was actually one from communication there.
I don't believe that you didn't mean to say some of these.
No, no, no, no, no.
But I can't goddamn prove it.
I wrongfully called that they were shooting,
but they were not, so they were not, so.
How do you wrongfully call someone shooting a gun?
I think it's because I tried to get ahead of them.
You were trying to block me.
Well, Arthur, you meant to say it.
Yes, you did.
I know that you did.
I know that you got it.
You know what?
I was told at 78, only if you are.
Okay, it's fine.
That's okay.
Just keep up the good work.
Thank you, Sheriff.
I appreciate it.
I don't have to kill her.
You're great.
Keep up the great work.
Back on patrol, baby.
Did you take any belongings off?
Oh, he's gone.
Where'd he go?
I don't know where I didn't search them or do anything. Okay, I bought a man
Welcome I
Could have watched the bottom sir. Where's the bond?
We're talking. Oh, I have a nice one me, but I never used it. Okay, I
Deleted it cuz I was fucking embarrassed. I mean you have to be through half of it anyways
I
Figure what full was that are you trying to put a bomb on me? No, it's just our radio. You're fine. I
Opened a report sir, okay muting again
You just do you see occasionally that's how you watch the stream
He's new
I'm going to be a lucky yeah.
I'm putting in people even like me.
Do you see a box screen.
Sorry, I was muted.
What did he say?
You'll talk to the person in the front counter at the person already.
Did this streamer say something?
This is supposed to be honest.
Yeah, I do! Do you guys like me?
Can you all recap the last 20 minutes?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
A person said no, not really.
You're alright.
Come on man, don't make it weird.
the fuck is that sometimes the pens on the day that that be not foggy-woggy that
be that be emergency motel I need to wake up your finger for me please I'm
being parasocial which one your index finger I am I'm parasocial with you
I talked to you people more than fucking anyone in my life for the last ten fucking years man
Everybody have anything to eat?
I might have a waffle I can give you give me a second
Do you might just have a couple waffles?
Probably not
Pretend that this be blackbeard's right hand
Or maybe you can get blackbeard's nub print
and
is a compromise.
I don't have any food.
Sorry to black.
Blackbeard be having a compromise
far and true.
We be having a common enemy.
Who?
Poleter.
Oh my god.
So, are you, are you, do you know about a letter of Mark?
Mark?
I am a RQUE. Letter of Mark.
Are you aware?
No.
Well, back in the 13th century England would give pirates a bunch of money and a letter of mark, making them privateers when at war.
And if you look in the United States...
Here we go, Panther! Who's going to suck the shit?
...8, R.B. the letter of mark and R.
So, if he be giving Blackbeard and Company a letter of mark, Blackbeard shall wage war
on Plato when Plato be at war.
Okay.
Think of it as a mercenary.
But you're a deranged man that thinks you're a pirate.
Blackbeard is a pirate.
Then you're a deranged pirate.
Well, then how can Blackbeard be deranged pirate if he be not thinking he be a
a pirate, but he'd be actually a pirate.
He'd be the same Blackbeard beat pirate.
You're deranged in other ways.
You're just crazy.
You're a crazy man.
I try, Lattie.
I try.
Also, I'm starting to think maybe I should have
worked with people that just run for me.
Well, Blackbeard giving Blackbeard no choice.
He'd be saying he'd be going to shoot Blackbeard.
Well, then by that same logic,
you're giving me no choice.
I can't work with you.
Sorry, Laddie, Blackbeard, sorry for running away.
So I'll tell you what, maybe next time if you don't, then I don't know, we'll see what happens.
Alright, Laddie.
Blackbeard shall try to get the meeting with ye without any bloodshed.
Alright.
Good, Blackbeard.
Are you ready to go to prison?
Unfortunately, Laddie.
Alright, you're gonna attempt a murder.
What?
Yeah.
What? Why?
Captain murder. What else?
No. No.
Have the kidnapping. We have confirmation plus the 911 call. The resisting the reckless evading the vehicle stolen. Uh, and then criminal threats have cut it.
I love you.
Lookie.
And then three unpaid.
Maybe.
Blackbeard is what I've added.
No, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
$18,000 to the government.
I end up be what the compromise be about too.
Perhaps Blackbeard's fines could just sweep under the rug.
Only two grand.
I bet it'd be too much for Blackbeard to handle.
I mean, don't you make any money being a pirate?
I try, Lattie, but unfortunately for Blackbeard it'd be all about making people walk off the plague.
Okay, that just...
I don't know. That to me just sounds like a very...
You know, like that's not what pirating's all about, right?
But it'd be about revenge and that'd be what Blackbeard be all about it
Especially that cell feather he'd be a racist. Oh
Well, you know what? He did have some troubling things to say about World War two
All right, you told me he thinks that the world is a better place because of it
Oh
Dare that barnacle
That's what that's what that is what Sal said. I don't know why that be a very disgusting thing
He'd be a racist and he'd be anti-semitic. Oh, that'd be what a horrible horrible. I need that be
Yeah, certainly
Certainly wasn't ideal I
I may also be banning Blackbeard from the Bland PA, and also all of Pirates, also all of Pirates 2.
What the fuck is wrong with you? What are you doing, freak?
Nothing.
No, no, what was that? I think he shot his Gaggleflex.
No, Blackbeard, Blackbeard V-Bar is flexible.
So you just tell us right.
Well I don't want to know that.
Well what do you want to know?
Not that.
Gross.
Icky.
Icky.
Nothing Icky about Blackbeard.
Blackbeard be the picture of help.
He be having every single disease no to man and Blackbeard be perfectly fine.
Yeah there's no working with you.
You are insane crazy man, aren't you?
Blackbeard be not insane.
Blackbeard.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Oh, I'm doing my stretches.
Oh Jesus Christ.
You got their charges, love?
Uh, yeah.
So like I said, you want me to hit him with the attempted murder?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just on that.
Okay, so we have criminal threats,
reckless evading, kidnapping,
three counts of unpaid fine extension,
one count of attempted murder,
one count of resisting,
and one count of theft of a motor vehicle
for Mr. Blackbeard.
Maybe Blackbeard.
God damn, I'm tired.
You I could just lock it up for another hour so you when you see him you tell him coming for I got this show
No, that that that'd be a that'd be a big number if he murdered me saying
Low energy chill I that that'd be a murder
He'd be taking Poggy's phone. Okay, mr. Blackbeard. Have you pleaded your charges?
Well, what be the options?
guilty or not guilty
Swiss cheese
Ten
Was that do that be the wrong answer? That'd be the wrong answer. You got well. What would be the right answer?
Whatever your heart desires between guilty and not guilty
Do you plan on taking this to court to fight the church? Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs man
Maybe I'll spend some of it on the anger manager
I believe that you were innocent and you're gonna take it to court.
You guys actually take it to court because you did that shit.
Swiss cheese.
You're American, okay.
But Swiss cheese do be very delicious.
Oh, you're not wrong there.
Aye, two cocks, Blackbeard be not wrong at all.
Sir, do you want me to give them a reduction or just send them?
Okay, I'm gonna bring you down to 110 out of the 120, okay?
Very well, Lassie, very well.
Have a good time in prison.
You too, Lassie.
Wait, what?
Pretend that you're-
Uh, okay, Melvin?
Oh, yes.
All right, uh, you're getting reclosivating and resisting.
Okay, I guess that's it.
What happened?
All right.
uh Blackbeard put guilty to his charges in ascent and Melvin is next.
All right nice.
Can I plead Melvin?
I'm tired that was it that was a good uh
He was all across the way with that.
It's a good bike blocked it that wore me out.
Okay gonna get you sent.
See you later sir.
Oh see you later.
You guys seem very nice I hope you have a good day.
Oh thank you so much that's that's actually kind of nice of you.
I'm going to put on a one for Poggy while he's
dressed. Are you still wanting to transfer to BCSO?
Me? Yeah.
Essentially yes.
I spoke to Walker by the way.
You should do anchor management on stream.
I think Petra was very much.
Thank you. Hey, DeKiller, what's up?
Welcome to the BCSO.
Fan our showcase.
Want to do some fan art?
We got to wait till we start.
I don't need a line to go on.
I don't think that I really don't think that was was that my finest moment probably not
far from my worst though I don't think that was that bad
I think that was an average gamer moment get that money
I'm a little me.
Nice to meet you.
Help!
Help!
You're chasing me!
This is how he's found me!
I'm actually really super hard all over the walls because of jail, but I don't think
I think I'm gonna make it.
That's all right.
I think what we gotta deal with is the situation
Polito's never seen before.
Oh my God.
So it's fine.
I don't need help.
I'm doing it alone.
Walking sick.
I change your mind.
A whole new way to love you.
It's on me a breath away.
Uh...
Only a path away
And me and you can live happily together
Yeah, hold on, I'm investigating something
Sorry
Orange and cheeto dust and stuff
Oh, a little bit of a headache
I'm not feeling very good
I think I'm gonna end it here
Oh my god, this woman just killed herself
That sounds like a better thing
I'm gonna put it on that 20
What's going on?
Uh, what time is the meeting tomorrow?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I've actually put a lot of thought into ideas for the hiring event.
Well, let's hear them.
So one of the things I thought we could do was do like, um,
PAP is really like my brain just cried.
Uh, it's like a marathon, but they have to do like cop stuff.
So we bring them to the airfield behind the place and they get like interrogated.
They have to like show that they have spirit and spunk to the other officers and have the fucking personality.
And then they have to do like a triathlon of tackling people from one side to the other
Show that they're you know, they're capable and fit and can handle that and then when they get to the end
There is a quiz section like flash quiz where they have to answer case laws and stuff and whatever
So they get it right. Yeah, give them a flash
No, if they get it right they get to keep going if they get it wrong they have to take four steps backwards
So then it's like a race to get to the end and then.
I would think of more like, if we're going to do a job fair, this would be more like single participant events.
Okay.
Or small group.
Yeah, it would be a small group.
It would be.
Four?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, just be a couple.
Kind of put them under the pressure, see the personality, check their case law, see if they're physically fit.
True.
We have a plan B catering thing
Doesn't plan B. Hate us. Why do they hate us?
Didn't they do you go to court with Sal?
I got coming the waffles
Which I really wish I knew about that because I actually got a job there
There's no waffles. I lied about the whole thing because I'm you know, Tixie
Okay, I don't know what happens, but sometimes I just get angry and I just lash out
Maybe maybe maybe there's something wrong with me. Maybe I'm actually a bad person
Everybody gets tired and has feeling no
I'm muting I mean, you know that you did wrong, right? So yeah
Feeling that's all that really matters. No
I mean you do it all the time. Oh, yeah, have you done it to me? Oh, yeah
I have the utmost respect for you sir but I'm also I'm gonna treat you the way
you treat me even if you're my superior well you're gonna get fired then I
mean you've treated me with respect so I give you respect well yeah but there
might be a time where I don't. Yeah, but I usually just shake it off as you're hungry
or hangry or tired. No, what in the hell? No, what the hell are you talking about? If
I criticize you because of your police work, it's not just because I'm hungry. Well, no,
that's different. That's me fucking up and needing to be better. Right. So what the
hell are you talking about? Like if, you know, we're doing something and you're
like a little snappier than, than usual.
I just take it, you know, I mean, chocolate bar.
I'm gonna sit here and, you know, I get fucking bullied by everyone day in the
day out and then I, I, and then I lash out a little bit for, for maximum five
minutes of chats, like, Oh my God, I need to be, what the fuck is that?
You put, you put a man in the corner.
Eventually he's going to go back to the, I lie thing.
Uh, you know, O'Connor is seeing a therapist.
Have you considered that?
I don't need a fucking therapist what are you talking about I mean it helps you
know just to have somebody to vent to who doesn't work for you I don't want to
get used to venting too much I feel like it's not good to do as a man you got
to just keep it in there now that's how you explode had to has anger issues
say I can't be mad for a little bit people at the right time let me just
get pissed off everyone what the fuck
all right maybe I will I don't want to do that no no I'm not no I'm out I mean
you considered it for a second the chat's just fucking with you man okay
the very least just do it once no one will know you don't have to tell anybody
Feel like you're dirty secret. All right
You think I should join
Can't hurt what if it yeah, could I can't you go in there and they're stupid and you don't believe anything
We say then you leave and say that person's stupid and you never go back
Well, I'll tell you this one time
Is I got some abandonment issues
No, I'm sorry, that's okay
I don't think anybody here is planning on abandoning you sir. We're gonna ask why I
Figure it's parental. Okay
Okay, tell me no, no, no tell me why do you have abandonment issues?
There's a thing that no one gives a shit. This is why I don't like therapy is no one fucking cares
I wouldn't be sitting here an hour past my
I didn't give a shit. No, no, no, no, I'm not talking now. I feel fucking dumb. Don't feel dumb
You're not um, I
Do feel stupid I
Was ready to open up to you emotionally and you just were like, yeah, well, that's how it is sometimes
And went to walk away you did walk away
Now I feel fucking stupid like an idiot now
I'm not doing there because I you know I hold on one
I'm not a therapist and to I didn't want to assume that you wanted to discuss your feelings and push
Well every time I go to therapy. I know that they're just sitting there thinking about what the fuck they're gonna jack off to when they get home
Fuck I've never met a therapist that thinks that way. Yes, you have you just don't know because it's just like any other job to them
They're just waiting to fucking go home. They'll give a shit get like a female therapist then I had that
Okay, well then talk to someone you feel comfortable talking to I was about to talk to you just now
But that was a stupid idea. It wasn't I'm sorry. It wasn't a stupid idea. Yeah, it was I'm sorry
I'm sorry that I almost burdened you with my problems. I am I'm apologizing to you now
They're never a problem. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
This is what I got is a man you just got to hold it in there and keep that
No one gives a shit is the issue. I give a shit. No, you fucking know
No, you want to leave me?
Jessica, is this shit?
All right, you want to know what I was going to say?
Yes, I do.
All right, sit down.
I'll tell you everything.
Okay.
Take a seat.
Okay.
Hello.
Yeah, I am.
All right.
What the?
So.
Here's the thing.
Take a seat.
All right.
So.
All of this started.
Really?
Right.
Alright, so...
All of this started, right, when I had a therapist named Pixie Plum.
Oh, no, blue, m-
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK!
HAHAHAHAH
WHA-
Wait, what the fuck?
Man?
I-
throws mouse this isn't fair there's a
gift of someone punching a webcam
moon moon almost broke his fucking desk
in half once multiple times as a matter
of fact yeah it's just a demo it's
That's fucking shit man, that's bullshit.
If you don't start destroying stuff around you, are you even a streamer?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Good night. Good to see you
get out there now. Okay. Have a good night, sir. Yeah, we'll talk to you later.
Yesterday was your birthday. Thanks for the kick ass Mike stream.
How would you rate that Mike stream? It's pretty good. Not bad.
Happy birthday, buddy.
Ten?
That was, that was, that was sub-a-thon.
Um, who's server is shower enter female pardon me
Should have never go down without a charge did the LSPD even investigate?
I bet you they did it
You think they just got everyone medical and let them leave?
I
To the rain man
Maybe someday someone will give a shit about me.
Probably not though, I mean, could you fucking blame them?
That wasn't Wrangler talking in-game.
So you know that.
I want you to know that, that was not Wrangler talking.
I'm a sad man.
I'm actually depressed.
I need help the medical professional mentally
There's obviously something not right about me. I think that's pretty apparent to everyone that's ever listened to me speak for longer than a few minutes
You know all these calls for help and there's just no one no one bothers. I don't know why I don't know if it's because of the success
True
No, no violence because the streamer talking is he's still going wrap it up. You get that guy muted
Fuck it who gives a shit all right
See Cal fellow, I won't
So I can get out there
I'm gonna hook up.
Flash FM
It's not in the way that you're holding
It's not in the way you say it can't
It's not in the way you've been treating my friends
It's not in the way that you've scared your friends
Fuckin' piece of shit
It's not in the way you look for the things that you said that you do
For the lies
Love isn't always on time
Oh, for the life
Love is a poem, it's on the time
you
you
you
you
you
maybe they'll like uh maybe they'll mute the part where i'm screaming at my chef
It's like a let's tackle DMC
So the whole stream I think I've been mature today responsible
370 now 1038 and from ammunition on Adams Apple it's gonna be a silver Futo two times
like that.
What the fuck are you doing?
I made a very big judgment in error.
Okay, I'm sorry man.
I'm sorry.
Error adjustment.
That's the words I was looking for.
Oh Jesus, I'm so sorry did you want to file a report it's not like it's it's just gone
and you know it's just kind of there suck it what the hell did yours tell me to do no
You wanted to suck it?
No, no, suck it, suck it.
Oh, okay.
Oh, in my head, yeah.
My wife says I'd look better with two eyes.
Someone married you, huh?
Surprisingly.
Yeah.
Two people actually, didn't they?
Oh, okay, you're one of the Mormons.
I'm just saying, don't say no, unfortunately.
I got it.
I'm not.
Yeah, you ought to.
I'll call up my eye.
No sir, he's just missing an eye.
Okay.
Oh, well that's a fine out of hands.
Sorry, I thought I meant to be like that.
Sorry, I thought I meant to be like that.
People are like, can't you see with your eyes?
They're like, well, my eye.
Ass!
Or they stand on my line side.
Yeah.
Yeah, with the...
The...
What was that movie?
Anyways, sir, you got the driver's license?
Driver?
Yeah, let me have a look, yeah.
This car you're on?
My feet.
Look I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna skip that pop it as we both know
But it's probably gonna go okay the car isn't mine a board if my friend. I'm sorry
This is a gene we can really check on 23
Your vagina comes oh
Yeah, okay
Yeah, it's my friends really
Yeah
Really dispatched is that right?
No, really, okay, what's your friend's name, uh, James, James, James, James, James, what's
Oh, all right get out of the car
Bitch
The car wash alleyway
Crash
lucky plucker son of a bitch fucking what the fuck is wrong with me fuck man
hi all right he's going back to the car wash he's just doing the same shit
I'm back your lucky plucker gonna be going under the parking garage I
I watched one of my friends get away once and now I do this forever every time.
In the Red Parking Garage, out on the McDonald's, through the alley, same shit in 2020.
It's gonna be Rorlo, Rorlo.
No one's found Rorlo oncoming.
Back on McDonald's.
Last found McDonald's.
Southbound Davis right hand turn
sending it northbound Elgin northbound Elgin
people crash just continuing to crash onto the train tracks northbound Elgin
Woo!
The uh, on the sidewalk here, sidewalk side, gonna be out, northbound, L2 and 7 up.
Take the right hand turn.
It's gonna be power bottom if you're uh, wanting yourself southbound power bottom.
We got him. Continue southbound power.
Left rest of the way, chief.
Fucking attack you both on main jacket.
I
Help you tough little mother
Why don't we run with the cost of
Because you fucked up money
Taser, Taser, Bigfoot, Taser!
Get his ass, Chocos!
Go for Cuffs!
Yeah, that cap was on the fuckups around here, pal.
He's resisted, he's resisted.
Come on, Chocos, get it.
Under the cap!
Motherfucker!
Well, well.
Well, go for Cuffs again!
I'm suing!
Well, you're gonna fail for the minute.
2.95.
Hey, good job, everybody.
Good job, Jockey.
Thank you, thank you.
How you doing, sir? You okay?
Sir, I'm rushing in your car, man. What the hell?
Yeah, that's what we call a good takedown.
Yeah, you want to put me in the car? That's leaking.
What's with that takedown? That's a tip to butter.
Yeah.
Well, legally we can't do that for some reason so
Anyways, you do have the renter mid-silent and he say can we just get
Out
You understand your rights, mr. Robert clay
Okay, that's your gun sir. Yes, it is
I'll get medical
Let's pay the medical
I think the ejecto rejects the Vichybushi.
It's kind of just come back to anybody.
The ejecto.
I even had it on me with an officer with florees and it was all good.
Look at my record.
There's the Mac or something.
I think it's a Mac.
Australian guy.
Yeah that guy, he cleared it, get back to the last level and everything.
I'm not even kidding by the way.
I don't think this is yours.
You're conscious of everything you do.
How do you get back to the last level?
He's conscious.
I don't know what people do with their news, sir.
Hey man, I'm just saying, I'm just confused.
Hey sir, you feeling better?
Yeah, he's happy.
Can you open up for me?
Yeah, I'm just having a conversation.
Yeah, go and start the report for me, I appreciate that.
Well, thanks for our stuff, it's for you, sir.
I'm going to load it into my truck, so though is that needed?
Ooh, yes.
At least, there's as much as you need.
At least, you could do it after fucking one of those.
Was that intentional, man?
Right, right, yeah, you told it limited.
It's clear, sir.
No, no, it's just my shoulder.
Okay, you know what I'm saying, doesn't it?
Anything in the vehicle, sir?
I'm going to help this guy up. You ready?
Oh, will this guy have anything?
Negative.
Why are you running, ding dong?
I just got ejected from a car and I was in a passenger seat.
I wasn't running at any real point.
I was jogging across the street.
They resist?
He did, yes.
I told him I was a vehicle.
I didn't really know why.
You're going to say I resisted.
He ran me also under this fire arm.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
Did he put his hands up?
Put your hands up and everyone's ready.
I didn't have a chance.
Negative.
Not good bucko boy. He literally was running away from me and then I literally was in the middle of the road
What do you mean?
Listen you can't learn from the French fear the killer the bag was in the middle of the road
You want to stand there? Yes?
Yes, and he ran over about you guys. Yeah, what's your hands up?
Any medical?
correct
Multiple bruises still conscious breathing stable at wakely
the whole thing. Not our fault. Are you good here? Yeah, get back out there boys, thanks for that.
Praise people fleeing traffic, son. Great title. Good night everybody.
uh...
play
c-double
go
r-s-
c-double
hold up a couple fingers, okay? can you count?
yes, count
okay, get any fingers on this now
perfect, very good
have enough
none?
have enough
perfect, wow
okay, make a stand up
am I up to you?
are you ready?
I am
I like to see the LSPD and BCSO work together
yeah, I really, I don't want to do
the fucking
department wars, I really don't
okay, 3, 2, 1, let's try and stand up
alright, bubble, you have to
Alright, Bablow, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be, I guess, in a cut of low.
You have the right to an electronic present if available. If you can add a third one, one will be ready to resist if available.
The one's on your right.
Yes.
Alright, don't you think your pressing is going to be resisting evading criminal possession of a class 1 firearm and, uh, what the hell?
You'll get, sir, just a little bit.
Come here, Bablow.
Alright, he's all good to go.
Oh, yeah, it's over there.
That's right, you'll make us one.
Yeah, sure. We'll take him to La Mesa. You know, Tim, I think that a lot of people coming
from purple that watched it just kind of have some fatigue, some PD rivalry fatigue, myself
included is the only thing I'm not saying it can't be done well but I also
even think like you know a lot of people in my audience the last time they
watched no pixel was 3.0 and that was a big theme as well was you know Fred
versus Bass so just just done a lot of it that's all
I'm a little bit tiresome.
I definitely, I prefer to focus on the gangs and shit too.
I don't, I feel like when cops start putting other cops under the microscope and you know,
oh my god every little fucking thing is corruption.
It does get a bit exhausting.
You know what I mean?
But, but I know what you're saying.
can't be done well. Hey Tim, it was the last time you threw your mouse because of out of
a fit of rage. Let me ask you, let me let me ask you that. Just just just just uh, just
wondering. Years? Oh Christ. You're too old to give a fuck. Oh Jesus. All right. Alright,
Thanks, man. Thank you. Thanks for being honest. Yeah, grow up, Penta.
Smoke your ass. Don't fucking say that kind of shit to me, man.
Past 30, it would be embarrassing. 30 past 30.
What do you try? What?
I'm like Michael Jackson. I never grew up.
Okay. What's that?
Legs, I can walk back. Tell me what you want me to do.
Sorry, you might want to stay away from me. I'm getting pissed.
Am I getting pissed? What happened?
I don't know. I'm just an angry guy, I think.
It's all right, man. Everyone's got a thing to be angry about. It's all good.
Really? You think it's okay?
I'm just gonna roll with the punches, man.
All right, thank you.
I thought it was a good boomerame.
That was such an unnecessary comment.
Given this that was that was a completely out of pocket. I'm gonna go back in the VOD
Figure out who said that and DM them my thoughts. Oh, you know, just like fucking, you know, go find something heavy shit throw it around a bit
Maybe I guess you can't hit anyone. So yeah, I just found like some my heavyweights
Search I'm going to seize all your position and place them in a DLC bag for the
This is when you're out of jail.
Understood.
Understood.
What do you do next?
Uh, I got you for resisting.
Well, it's a reckless manning theft of a motor vehicle.
Uh, I could give you more, but I won't.
If you plead guilty, I will plead guilty.
I appreciate it.
So you didn't probably brutally owe.
Okay.
No, that's sorry.
I did.
I'm not going to do that.
I did do that.
He's not legal.
Fuck the fucking league
We have qualified immunity I don't mean you can run me over
Yeah, it means so since we're trying to apprehend you and we have our lights and sirens on you assume any risk that might happen
Well, don't run from the police
That's just how it works, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
All right sir, 20 months, you got any overdue funds?
Uh, I don't know if it's over with you, I got fond of a couple days ago.
I'm lying a lot, I still kind of got to figure out if she had to pay the, where do
I go?
Go down to the DMV.
Oh gosh.
Yeah.
All right sir, well unless you have any other questions or concerns or anything you
want to bring up.
Hey, you said you were kind of mad, right?
Yeah, you want to play game? Okay, kind of game. You know you want to dice roll?
You know I had a boss that always do that
I guess I will what do you want to dice roll for?
What dice roll for say double dice roll?
Zero to 30 death roll from 30. We're you win. How she fuck it. We'll just dice roll
Whatever you roll will be the discount I get on my time. How about that? You roll at 130?
Why would I do that? I'm not gonna give you any time off.
off
what you get we giving more time to
i think more time
well i can't do that that's not legal
alright amen
just try and lighten up your day that's all
i think i'm just going to send you to prison
alright man
you're a good one man
you're a good one
that's a troll and shit
you'll get angry at stuff it's okay
thank you it is okay isn't it
yes it's okay man
it's okay to field things
Yeah, it's okay. I have feelings. Good job, Sheriff
You are good cop granular
Hey, man, you're feeling down. Let me introduce you to gambling. You really think so to killer? Yeah, I think you're a good cop
Just good. Yeah
What the fuck is this?
Interrogations off. Oh, yeah, it's very out of the technology, but it's still useful like something to be in the governor's mansion
I'll just do Hickeys
Well, if it's still walking, I don't see why I throw it away.
It's probably more expensive to maintain one of these than just fucking use your phone.
Hmm.
Well, just need one audio guy, audio file, you know, and it's going to be fine.
Need an audio file?
You need the best possible audio for a police interrogation?
No, no, you can use this.
It's fine.
You know what makes it always feel better?
A thing of silver spray paint out of an old son.
It's like security surveillance camera, you know?
They still record in black and white, you know, with like 480p quality.
What have you been up to, DeKiller? Tell me about your hobbies.
My hobbies? Me?
Yeah. What have you been doing lately?
What do I do in my free time? I like cryptography.
What the hell is cryptography?
I like cryptid messages.
The coding messages was cryptology
Cryptography cryptography. What is that? I don't know what that is cryptology would be the
Interesting cryptid which I am interested in by the way. I like the occult, you know, I am an expert on all manner of occult
What no what that's no no no, that's that's completely different sir
It's like the zodiac color and stuff, you'd like to know that.
What?
Yeah, of course.
I love that.
Yes, that's really interesting to me personally.
Killing people for the afterlife?
No, that's an interesting way to frame and perceive the world surrounding us, you know?
You know, I think some of his messages probably were just gibberish.
I don't know.
He probably didn't even, he probably couldn't even decode it.
No, no.
And it's very easily.
Sometimes there's repetition.
And that's how we know that when there's a pattern, we can match it to concernant or
vowel.
You know, very interesting language used by Zodiac killer.
Yeah, but isn't it possible that it was just fucking gibberish and he was fucking with
everyone?
No, I don't think it's possible.
Why not?
I think the experts are on the matter very much made consensus as to his language
being a natural language with consistency matching word for word.
I solved it, not all of them.
What we translated from it.
All right, one more leaf.
Yep.
We've had crews alone.
I expected to be the only cop.
I'm surprised I fell awake, old man.
Okay, then I guess I'll fucking go off duty if that's what you want.
You're a good cop, Rengler.
You know what, if I wasn't up here right now and you'd be a cadet,
I would have promoted you to full officer.
Let me ask you, you think I'm too hard on myself sometimes?
Of course you are, you constantly talk about killing yourself.
Which again, I am not a big fan of, because I would like to be the one pulling the trigger if that's the case.
But, you know, you do you.
Alright, thank you for killing me.
You're welcome sir.
I'll think about it.
I leave to serve. I was born and raised to serve.
Alright, thank you.
that's just it, she was our killer
da bae
just that sometime you piss me to freak out
okay
that's enough
that's funny
you have a good broth
okay, thank you
if you're going to die, I want to be the cause
but not, no
you're a good cup, but not too good
but you're a good cup
I'm glad that if I if it really came down to a killer would put me out of my misery
That's uh, it's kind of comforting in a way I
Think this has been a good stream. I think this is actually been one of the better streams
Of Chase
I think so. I think so.
Wait, I need the...
Lots of downs, lots of mobs.
You know, you can't have the ups without the downs, you know?
Actually, it's a 950, it's a lot of stuff to do.
Thank you for your service.
Good luck.
Is it an 80 Leo?
And that's what you had to see
Lots of violence
We got them.
I missed a bit.
Uh, Depp Hurrah, Depp Hurrah, for making clear of the travel.
Get cleared to travel now.
On off road, go into the canal.
You can get.
I'm also really affected by viewing experience.
You think I lost some viewers with that one?
I'm going to take off now, right now, and take off westbound.
Yeah.
Yeah, that did it you know the baby Hitler stuff I don't know I was on board of that but the second you threw that fucking mouse
Did you actually throw it or just slam it down
But not that far. I just got to like toss it like
Shit
All right
Oh
My motherfucker
And then we got a what's down this abouche
the
what the fuck just set you off
How many doors
Jethro get smoked. Yeah, I do want to see that
He's found on marathon out
Taking a right just get to my TV
This is a different car, but someone is in the trunk. They're evading either way. I think it's a boost
If you guys hear about the fire at the circus.
No. I heard it was intense.
Fuck you. I'm unsubbing. I need to mute.
I'm not going to go long.
Okay.
We see that Jethro clip.
This was actually pretty tactical.
I'm not going to long.
that was crazy man
watch out, watch out
dude that was some crazy shit
Tony grab the gun
Chad has this been the best
Has this been the best chase stream do you think
Maybe
No
Which one is better? I actually really liked the human man stream those that fucking shit just makes me laugh
yesterday's not the mouse part all right without the mouse part is my fucking
chat just full of a bunch of the like abused mice
please Bobcat soon I'm gonna do Bobcat soon first crock night when they set up
Oh, yeah, that was that was crazy. Dude, what the fuck Mike has been my best shit. That's crazy
All right, we're gonna toss it over to Yamanox do a dev dev appreciation ring
Mike has no storylines for real it's because I made the crime the best on this server, you know
I'm gonna go figure my shit out man. I'm gonna go have a long think. Maybe I'm overworking myself
Maybe I need to fucking relax. You know, what the hell's wrong with me?
Maybe I got to calm the fuck down eat some Arby's
Maybe I'll have a beef and cheddar tomorrow
Yeah, get a real job. Oh, well, Jesus Christ, I don't want to do that.
All right, you know what? Actually, I needed to hear that. That puts it into perspective.
Thank you. You're right. My life is a vacation. You're right. I actually needed to hear
that. Thank you. That is that's actually helpful. Whenever I
start getting stressed about streaming, I just remember the
target warehouse. And I'm like, Oh, yeah, wait a minute. This
is great. Yeah. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Show you I'm an
ox. Love. Sorry about the mouse.