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!STARLIGHT CHILDREN AUSTRALIA FUNDRAISING! | DOUBLE KAPPA PLAYTHROUGH ACHIEVEMENT (nearly done) THEN ONTO 3RD AND FINAL!
08-18-2026 · 5h 57m
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Oh my god, someone please let us out, he's freaking dead!
I'm going to give a fuck, all right, fuck whatever it is, all right, when the match is on or not.
Hey, is there anyone outside there?
I need more ram.
Alright, get everyone hands up right now, who's doing this?
I'm live.
What the fuck...
What the fuck...
What the fuck...
What the fuck...
What the fuck...
What the fuck...
Every other raid I've been fucking fighting SPD!
Ha ha!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Hey, you.
You'll not fight at all.
You'll not fight at all.
It's 4AM and you're still gaming?
Huh?
Where you been extremely slow
What do you think the names can hear you?
I don't think so.
It's quiet as they do.
Right, well don't say it's quiet.
Bruma says if you say his name three times into a mirror, you'll power slide up to you and one tap your head, slash eyes.
Probably. Has anyone ever tried that name?
I think his name three times into the mirror.
Kill her.
Kill her.
Kill her.
What?
I mean, walk!
Help! How the fuck?
I pulled a snakey animal.
Did you really try to shoot me through that fucking?
Do you ever look at someone and wonder,
what is going on inside their head?
He's on the box on the left.
He's dead?
He just one-sabbed that poor c**k.
hahahahahahahha
hahahahah
wow!
i don't think i'm gonna
what about the live stream?
hello?
Hello? Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Silence of deathly.
I'm in quarantine in Melbourne. Can I have your 3080?
Well, sure. Don't pick it up.
You got 24 hours to pick it up from my house.
Top of the fucking morning!
Have a good one chat.
I have something to help you, please.
6AM Gaming is crazy.
Nah.
Used to it.
Used to it.
I get up every day.
4AM.
The only reason I'm late today is I had to pick up the in-borts in the airport.
It landed like 20 past 9 last night.
And then I had to drive home.
I need to get back to 10 video.
3 times in the mirror.
Your hair goes red.
Imagine. Imagine.
Lion will keep this message for 1 month.
9am.
local time, PST, on 20th.
So seven hours plus a day and a half.
Seven hours from now is 1.30 p.m.
So, 1.30 am, 1.30 am, I'm trying to map this out, 1.30 am, Friday, 1.30 am Friday, we
thought out who gets the T1s, who gets the T1s, Elgato?
What are you doing?
Doing your fucking job?
What have you been, no feed detected?
That's it.
All right, good.
I'm gonna ask one fucking job one job
Right, what do we do last right apparently we didn't die oh
Swates
We'll do pest control. Do we finish it?
I'll use your 1-5-3 shotgun.
sewer conjured on lives gets me a bad eb that I should not be worth doing
font audits from the tools category in one right
Let's go to in the changes.
Mechanical, find five mechanical keys in one rate. Come on.
Kill 8 PMC's in one rate. Trimmon.
No, this is fucking stupid.
Find items for the melee category in one raid.
One.
To replace the gate suites.
Most of the lab ride. I've made a lab share, I think. 250K to go to labs. Access to the
Terrogrew, learn how to escape. And that daily said to escape sewer. But it's a beard.
I've played basketball too. Okay. It's a guaranteed beard.
Did we finish press control?
We did.
I just still hear past early what you think I'm gonna fucking dollar
Best till he just died a day.
Is this the every negative character? No, this is the double capo.
So what else can I do on reserve?
I need one armor.
One scav underground, no one more.
Kill Glucco.
All right, shoreline reserve lighthouse icebreaker.
Love's cause you're a moment.
Lighthouse.
Oh, hello.
Wow.
That was unexpected even.
Good morning, ma'am.
Morning.
What would you like to do today?
Have you killed Glucky yet?
No, I don't think I have.
Do you have the quest?
I believe I do.
Checking.
Male mummy.
You're a level 38, you're playing more than me.
I haven't had much time to play this warp.
Big dad and all you know true true
How's it gonna be for the better past upwards it's actually way easy now
I get I get consistently like 20 to 30 every day and I don't like I do like three rides where I focus it
Even when I'm all I can focus on my PC. I do it like three rides
And then that's usually about 80 to 12 documents to raid and then I don't have to worry about it. So
You know, you need to find 500 in total so I'm not too worried it'll be
It'll be done pretty quick 500 if you're doing like 20 or 20 a day. It's like 25 days
I checked all the docs for right. Yeah. Yeah, you've got it
Just got to have the knowledge of knowing what they are.
There's those tweets?
Yes.
I'm going to ask a question. It's not on the Charlie's sensitive rock. That lady that
passed away in America. It's like 20 something years old. Who was she?
Yes. Hayden Penny. It's here or whatever. Yeah. What was she famous?
She was in heroes.
Oh, by the TV show. Blonde. Yeah. The blonde chick.
Oh, wait. Hang on. I need a piece.
What about the conversion documents? You can't get them.
You don't get one of them or you have to borrow them.
Yeah, she don't quote me. I think it was something to do with substance abuse. I only saw a couple
messages pop up about it. She looks so young. I don't think I've ever actually seen what
she's um what she's uh ever in. Brody McBoatface coming with a 50 for the kids.
Thank you so much bro.
Can I convert five of the regal documents into the other ones? Yes, but it's not the most economical
a way of doing it. So you better off, like I use this website, you
escalate my documents in chat, right, you better just go on like here and then you do
a scav run. And you just check all the points on a scav run. And I'm not over dragging
with five of each minimum. You check every spot unless it's a map that has a lot in
locked rooms like see now this one's got a few in the locked rooms sometimes you'll
want to get five of each sometimes you get like six I don't really ever get
seven that's generally how I've been doing it but so many labyrinth and then
what I want to just hit the last two when you got like five left when there's
like five left they're out of your cap only five will spawn so if you've got
like 25 out of 30 found and I just do a factory raid and I try I just check
the spots on factory because it's really easy to try and find them on factory the last five
because there's two in a locked in locked rooms like in the drag net room and the top of factory
fact locked room but in my opinion it's like you're just trying to like finish them off so
that's the way I do it
but yeah if you do that if you do that oh
Two or three raids we actually really focus it
You'll get 20 plus a day and you only need 500 total. So
If you obviously have to have specifically certain ones of 500
But yeah, if you do that way in my opinion, I hit 39 just then congrats
Three to go you finished in a reset. Mm-hmm. Uh, I don't know
We'll see I
I want to reset just so I can take Prodigy and then, you know, see how fast the level
skills that way.
And then I'm just going to make guides.
I really should be filming guides today, but yeah, I actually feel really good right
now.
The only thing is I was at the airport until that 9.30, 10 o'clock last night, and by the
time I got home, it was like 11 p.m. So, I try and minimum sleep six hours a day, that's
my rule. But I usually try and set for eight. Now, I need to kill Glucca, and I need kills
of the sr2m so that's all i really need on this bat car batteries star plugs
i am one of the armors from the orb room but i'm not too faced with that
don't have this key nope they're all from inside i don't care
leon
So once you start learning all the spots, you get a pretty good...
I need two rollers if you find them.
Shit.
I
Think a project ones in reserve
There's a project one, but unless the following coming in unlocked room. Oh
Pirate coming with a five hundred
That's it. What's what's a good one more than good ripple
Back to the bull
Don't even know
It's a lot of movies
It's the Starlight Stars in the chat 500 dollar donation. Thank you so much
I'm gonna get one of those do you know how I had the pestily logo on a board chat and then I read everyone staying from it
I'm gonna have a day probably next week where we're gonna have that as a big thing so
Anyone who's already donated I'm gonna go through and get all the names written on there before we start
Was it on the back corner table?
No I didn't see anything.
They're pretty quiet right?
okay so kill clocker and go to the old rooms to pick up her armor
Building towards the middle has a lot more scabs spawned, and it cancels out pest control
now.
As we're looking at it, the one on the left?
That building spawned scabs all the time now.
Yes.
Please open them, ma'am.
Oops.
Just walk home.
Yes.
Does the armor in that one?
No.
Let's see an armor up here.
Yeah, it's like 10 more cakes with a hairy goblin feet.
That's 9, 9,000.
A goblin feet.
I said hobbit.
I'm just saying goblin now.
So they're green and ugly and hairy.
Wow.
Yeah.
They're campaigned to be green.
should we see a bkwis hit?
ah sorry what was that?
should we see a bkwis hit?
yeah sure
did marquise as well
we'll just have this one
I feel like I heard roadside hate. I'm scared.
I believe in you.
At least guys or something on the ice.
safe cracker
You're running up.
I'm literally nothing. Have you sacrificed a moustache in yet?
No, what's that do?
It gives you the Varun key.
The what key?
The Varun key for a shoreline.
Oh, no.
I think so much of that huge downer dude.
Oh, we're on.
Do we have to do these orbs too?
I've already done the old rooms, I just need one online.
Oh, okay.
I think I got. So, stay walking up the staircase.
There's an armour in here.
Soapcracker again.
It might be lying, but maybe we'll just reset it.
This is black one.
Black one.
Yes.
So in three, fourth floor, is it fourth floor?
Yeah, fourth floor.
Yes.
I hear it is on the table here on the couch.
I have like 30 lead documents.
Mavi Obe has one.
This one is on the cabinet shelf.
Look here, not there.
The other end.
On the small desk shelf right outside the third floor, stay well.
and then on
second floor
which next to the following cabinet
just here
There's a dead scaven the round over there, 07 we didn't kill it.
See Tuesday and you got regular
And I've got the armadona could just focus on just run into where the shops are and try to kill blocker
Friggy outright
T1 set 30 is like 40 hours away
I'm going to wake up the day after tomorrow and be very disappointed or hopefully someone
in the Giscord will be like, oh my god, oh my god, feel me that man right away, feel
me that man right away.
That'll be good.
I'm a heavy man.
What's he going to say?
So, the redoll me.
Yeah.
What are you going to do with two people getting their G-Squad?
There's many plus two other people that are collecting that I know of that I've already
committed that if I can get them I'll get them for them.
There's a fourth person in the message team recently is another content creator that is actually clothing and not just flipping
that I said I would help out but I also think I did so I'd give one of the suites if I got to four so
we need five we need five chat I'm gonna spend three and a half thousand dollars
I don't think we'll get five. I don't, I'd be surprised if we get one.
It's going to be tough. Hopefully, hopefully we get one.
Yeah
Socks are all like
That's a bit of a mess
Oh, that's done.
Oh, actually, I didn't, um, this should be done.
Is it possible to determine all season look out?
Yeah.
It is.
It's still black rock.
No way I don't have a sewing kit.
Sweets.
Yes.
Sewing kit, please.
Yes, you can.
I have to use a sewing kit to upgrade the lavatory.
I
Rock
catch you later, buddy.
It's gone well, Britt.
Start of the day.
Start of the new day.
Right, it's time to have my morning clear 10.
Kill Glucka.
That's the only thing we've got to do now.
All right, and it's like two web kills.
I also need to get the armors out of the rooms, but that's a whatever I think I can do that anytime.
You
So, I'm getting in front of you.
Um...
Sorry, kid.
Right there.
Oh, thank you, ma'am.
Um...
Me.
Uh, what was I going to say?
Oh, I started the process for the Pestile Game of Thrones mousepad.
Mmm, yeah, yeah.
I tried to get a lot of my admin stuff done yesterday that I was behind on, even
Even though I didn't see someone in a fucking group wanting me to do a chat.
Hmm.
I need some coca.
I try- I gotta- I gotta save it down.
Okay.
of
the
...
No files in here.
The thing is, I don't really care if they say my videos have 1 view or 100 million views
if I get paid the same.
As long as I don't change the monetization of YouTube, I don't really care.
If it affects the algorithm, sure, that could upset me, but if it's purely just the number
that people see. I don't really care. You are in that line. It's just been so much, like
it was streamed so much for the last like three weeks.
I need to get one more kill underneath.
Oh, is that you?
I'm getting shot from somewhere.
Yeah, it's like Kays.
Is it dude on the roof?
Kays. Yeah.
He's hurt.
He's hurt. I liked him.
I'm putting my self back together.
I'm not with you.
He's dead.
Good shit.
Fuck this gun shreds
It's leg better is it's too strong like that guy landed come to WQ you right and
Before you even fucking touch the ground he was dead
And the best part about it is he's almost perfect, you know
Nice, go get your shooter.
My cute little M4.
Put your name all over it.
You're shot by a friend!
Fuck me, he hurt. Okay, coming down.
Yeah.
You're using our 5x6. Hey, honey, how you doing?
Okay, spare stack of 9x4. Just go on.
Hey
Third floor the documents on this one a computer room I think
It's going to get a cheeky key really quickly.
Did the RBST spawn?
Mhm.
I don't remember where this document spawns.
I remember it being in this room.
So it's on top of this filing cabinet in here, Charlie?
Is this white or black?
This is black night.
It's black right now.
And then it's usually over there with a filing cabinet.
And that it's there and up here
As your what been honey join it
And must be nearly finished the SL2 and France
I'm using the leg meta ammo it's like 80 damage to the leg it's a flash but only like
12-pan or some shit 15-pan but it's got like extra accuracy and less recoil so like at range
it's like five bullets in the dead I'm not I'm not me at all five leg hits and they're dead
and if you go leg by double leg says in like you shoot through the left into the right
Alright, they die even faster.
Any docks in this building?
This one I don't know.
Which one is this? This is like the Queen?
Yes.
The White King office.
It's up the top.
This is the King of Army.
One, two, three.
Looks like it's in this room.
Somewhere.
Oop.
It's fine.
I still want to cover him away.
There.
Open your bloody eyes, Sweets.
I'm blind.
I'll go Black Bishop, I guess.
I need three more kills.
I don't really want to go downstairs and die on a campfire, I just need three more kills.
After that I'll go down there and chill reserve with the raiders.
I'll go hit ponds and hope for an armor.
I don't need it. Done. Finished. Hand it in.
No for me.
I don't need it. Finished. Done. Hand it in.
For me.
I don't need it. Finished. Done. Hand it in.
Not everything's about you, bestie.
I finished it. Done. Hand it in.
uh...
black bishop
second floor
locked room
do you find the armors in the cases
is it just free?
They're just sitting there.
Kill it.
She need a motor.
No sir.
Uh, ma'am, I'll work for a living.
Oh, I'm stuck in the door.
Okay, for good.
Oh, you dead?
Are you on easy breezy?
No, I'm finished shit.
Oh, where are you?
Fuck his clock, though.
He's going to die.
Was that Glocko?
Guard.
I'm dead.
There's a player sitting in white pond or black pond that you were just in.
I was I was not in a porn at all
Were you not just in Blackpawn? Oh, I was in the Bishop looking for documents
I was in Bishop. Thank you, ma'am
Okay, where did you die specifically looking exactly you doubted the detail first for
Marked room
Okay. We can't let this to happen. I think he's got an SR2 as well. I think
he's just lean peeking the fucking doorway. If you go in that door on that side for ground floor
you'll see my body at the end, other end. What? Okay now, now I need you to focus.
You're in the main hallway bit or you're in like the end room with the
or you are in the stairwell bit or the bathroom with the two double bags.
It should be in the main room area, unless desync happened and I'm in the doorway, but...
Is he here?
There's him coming.
Probably. See the flashlight? That's his.
Argon is too.
Some D2.
I think the guy had a stoppage cause he didn't shoot.
He's coming.
Oh yeah!
Bye bye!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Put them down like the dogs they are, Sweets.
You did!
I imagine he's in BtmR.
He comes to the fucking- he comes to the scabs.
Oh, what do you mean there's a Habley on the fucking Ram?
They stripped the M4? They motherfuckers. That's my M4.
He took my bag, my scope, oh my god.
People, you know?
What the hell's coming now?
What was the plan, Skye, running up?
Mm-hmm.
He's got my bag on, that's a picker.
Just one?
Yeah.
Ah, shit.
You wanna get up on shit?
You know what they say.
All I put in there was the ammo in the grenade launcher.
This goes frangin' out, literally these dope tags.
Fuck that man.
And my tack 30, bastard.
I took the right wolf, it doesn't make sense to me.
Yeah.
Apparently I need wolves.
Oh, it's got the golly.
That's true.
Chats says you can put ammo in the ammo box.
Big brain.
Another player coming.
I need a leave.
I'm not going to put a bag down there.
I did put the bagallion didn't I?
So.
could it all go?
it's an AI or a player scope?
player
let's get this bagel hunt going
Let's go get this bagel hunt going.
He might have ran up to the extra ramp.
Yeah, I did do that jump so I reckon he's jumped up into a window or something.
Bottom left front movement.
Like already passed this point
Fuck was that?
Who's on top of the rock?
At the very top?
of
So
expires to you on
There's a movement in front of me now in this area.
if I die or die I have the patience to play slower
got him marathon runner plus average the ability that I can run that far with
It has a heavy weight, so nice.
He'd have to be mad, he shot me in the bloody head.
Bloody head.
It sucks, but I really have not enjoyed Reserve Arch this season.
Generally, I reserve one of my more favorite maps, but it's just been so sweaty.
I've been like to reserve since I had a D2.
But you don't have to, once you get rid of it, you never have to go down there.
So that part, I don't really care too much about.
Well, it's not that, it's just that like, nobody, there's no PVP up above anymore.
I can't say that was kill three.
Well, that's different.
You died.
to pay the pay above nobody moves anymore yeah but that's talk of now but it used to be like
you'd be sitting up at don't stop at a people walls like everybody building the building
and it was so a lot of fun 100 it was so much fun all right that task is done we do not need to
worry about easy breezy i'm finished with easy of the breezes um now that i have that sewing
Thanks to the one and only Sweets Gaming.
I can now craft Black Rocks.
I can't craft, I can't craft 60s yet.
I don't have Kectane.
What?
I still haven't got the 360s anime yet.
You still haven't done that?
Nope.
All right, reservists finish by the way.
I need Jaeger quests done.
So we've got,
I could go factory killed to Gila
and get six ppms kills,
which by the way is shared
so you could kill them too.
And underground scab kills.
Thank you to killer. That's three.
Yeah, guitar factory.
Otherwise we've got shoreline to get steldra or you change to get killer.
Well, probably have time for one factory.
One factory it is.
What gun do I want factory though?
We're not using SR2M.
That's for sure.
Why it shreds you said it. It's a leg
It's a leg metagon.
name likes
mustache party.
We're here on facture now is orcs. Have you seen that? Like every time you've heard
Yeah.
Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th.
Yep.
I like something with a bit of range on factory, to be honest.
Gotta go get those old headshots, yeah.
a bit of more space. I could have brought you your kit, sorry, do you want that?
No, no, it's okay. That's your kit now.
Um...
I can't buy the mags so that I can have all the ammo.
Uh-huh.
Look for this works.
So I'm going to fuss the can.
The dragon keys are four and a half mil.
It's not worth it. There's nothing in there.
It's to get a starting shitty quest done.
Food and drink.
Four and a half mil for a two and a 10 youth card.
Don't do it. It's literary wise.
Killed the black division on streets last night, by the way, and got 500
rounds of M80A1.
from the black division.
What the heck?
They're all running M60s.
Do I have a factory key? I do.
All right. Sorry, that took a little longer than I wanted to.
Okay, factory.
Factory is very simple.
together players scav underneath I've got pistol kills you want to bring it
I'll bring a pistol any pistol what do we got 5-7 done a load link
kill the scav a bit later on cool factory go because Pesto is a big voice
What if I doubt?
We don't want no drama drama.
What is your most memorable kill in Tarkov?
the time you killed me after I said I killed a person.
I don't even remember that.
The get out of my way.
Melo, I feel pretty, pretty good.
Morning, dad.
Hope the fans well and the raids are prosperous.
Best of Leagues.
Best of Leastan.
Plumbing station.
What's that task where you got to place down the
I guess I know what's wrong.
Smell.
Alright then.
I don't have a knife, but...
player somewhere in K3
is dead
class hallways I think there's a clown
top up top on the rafters yeah he's no I don't think he's made it the rafters
but he's in the hallway up top.
Making noise at postman.
I might move to the hallway to see if I can snob him from down the hallway.
One down the hole there.
Fire on the whole way.
Snowing down the end.
Maybe that was him.
I definitely hear someone else.
There's someone away with me.
Modest with someone attached.
He's under mid-building. I'm at the belly.
What do you think he is?
He's in the mid-building.
I can't see anything.
I got shot from off of this still.
Is someone underneath me?
Yep.
Any tunnels?
I've killed two players, I killed one at the start, one in the hallway so that we haven't
killed anything else yet.
I did get shot from over by office in the rafters somewhere.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
he was at mid-tank?
yep
fuck off!
just didn't have the right gun for it
why you killed me?
yeah, that player over by office
put 20 bullets into the guillo
to the killer. Nothing. I need a bigger gun. Oh, look what I
got to a fucking org. 646 damage to armor. 223 armor 145
in the body. He'd be 46 times in the chest with Magnum Buck
shot. Jesus Christ. And they got one tattoo with the eight
far, far in the Thor. I like I don't think I missed more than two
bullets on him. It's turns and fucking helps me. All right, you
you got to go? I do. Good luck. Thank you. Good rates. I will win. I'll do the family
I promise we'll never die.
I promise.
See ya.
Bye-bye.
What was that?
Not.
You're going to play some more leg, not today?
Not today.
I think that was pretty much it for Factory or not.
This is the drop-off on Factory, right?
It's like a transition task.
Where do you place it in Factory?
Secrets of Polygon. Aft were he secrets of Polygon. Med building.
It's a storage room. It's the bottom floor room.
Is there a handle, man?
I need your email BSG for me and get them to send me an authentication code as they
I won't listen to streamers. Thanks. No.
Bray, thanks for the ride before a bit of great show dude.
Laughing boy with 72 months, Dave Lovatoff in six months.
six months
email PSG for you
don't be so fucking lazy right you're not fucking email
The biggest fan of that line is all.
So you had to transit for these quests guys before and there.
See the mustache for the whole body wall.
That's a word.
I don't know what's going on.
Why are we scouting?
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to sit on rafters and shit.
Where am I putting it down chat
Says body shells
Outside the room, what?
No way, it's outside, outside.
Outside at the door.
No placement location is it shows it between those two you've literally got the flashlight there
Maybe you have to transit
Yeah, I must have to do this bit.
So to activate this bit you have to use the transit.
and then I'll tell you to place it.
He's right there.
kinda bait him to walk down
easy lower
are there any games coming out soon that you are excited for bestily?
politics on
Circus bottom takes a few days for the kids
I said it's been sitting in my stash forever. I might as well try that's what I said chat
I
three
three
three
three
oh my god the lowest lowest fault it is three Nikita
Oh boy, he's had his head caved in by the way.
of
death
of
death
I think I got his gun.
I think I'll loot in there right after the body.
easy use I just switched with one I guess
I might actually need one of them, I think I'd die with it.
Well, we could go give a 6343 and try to do good taunts.
Biggest fan I've tried to do that, fuck it, Tarzan, it's so annoying.
Every time I do it, I always get clapped.
We've got three.
We need to do the underground kills too.
Um, how far 36 36 is.
Prepa.
We need to keep working on private class.
probably not going to get that done, reconnaissance is fairly easy, two more on that, friend of
delivered in the past? Wait, do I have that item?
doing
can't
Okay, two more eyewear, three body hummers.
Okay, I need to keep on.
Thank you.
to be the crazy good stuff they come with a death mask underneath
I don't
all right just do what wants to it properly
They love to give everything, but at Auburn Creek.
Everybody pay by detention.
If there's only cause of damage you fight at PMC, to cause any damage you fight at PMC,
I don't think so.
Oh, there. Get me one of those. Shoot what it sweets.
All right. Delivered from the past should be the objective first.
First and foremost.
Spawn. Come on, gate three.
Okay, bye.
I cast his main blind, someone's up for you.
I'm back, man.
You can't go no deeper.
of
I've got to throw in the Org Blades underneath, they won't be true.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on here.
Because no together so
five or six minutes until the scouts start spawning in.
So, we've got Post-Mapat done
and we've got Secure Perimeter done.
We'll go back in, we'll try and finish off good times
and then also check to see if we can get to Gila.
Just gonna need the rep for Jager.
The Secure Perimeter is part of Jager as well, so that's it.
We're after like forest clearing in that here.
So kill six Raiders anywhere, Forest Clearing, Streets Reserve Lighthouse Shoreline, Outcast
Kill Rogues, Forest Duty.
I mean this has a lot of one-ray transit shoreline, Kill Five and Shoreline.
Yeah, we've got Factory Chief and Clostrophobia we can do, also doing good times.
So, and good times just XP, but it's easy XP once we're through it, so.
Thank you for your time.
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Fuck me
No way
How do I hit that guy so many times and he wouldn't have enough to struggle to hit?
He can see me clearly maybe I'll stand in front of the fire barrel. No, I wasn't in front of the fire room
See that game no one fucking moved the whole game
Guy can't take three look first guy that walked out. He got fucking clapped second dude
Was
Camber with his mate at the top. Another guy camping at f**king that spot there.
Factory is so s**t competitive it used to be.
I would literally play and pay good money to just play old factory.
Have a permanent in the game.
I have to go to labs for my daily.
Why are you guys like, like, worked out of it, this whole cheat, cheat talk stuff, like,
just move on.
None of you guys can do shit.
We can't do shit.
It's unless you're gonna it's like it's it's legitimately like a kid. You're not it's legitimate. I take it down a drug cartel
There's so much money to be made in cheap development and
RMT
It's like saying we're gonna fucking just take out the fucking drug cartels. You can't
Literally a billion dollar industry
The best thing you guys can do that reduces cheating
You stop buying shit from websites
Like don't buy grubbles don't buy fucking red key cards. Don't buy other shit. You know me and then don't go to like
Get don't get paid carries calling your mates of the chain all that kind of stuff
It's the best you can do because then you're reducing their cash flow, but even like well everyone else does it
I'll just pay fucking 20 bucks for 40 million rubles you're just funding it you're just funding
Chaining aside, BHT has already added RMT to their game. You can buy classified documents. You can trade for 10 for a black division case.
RMT built in.
I suppose that's true.
That's the pay.
you
I'm just straight to manager's office.
that's silly or not just get it out of the way straight away oh no
three kill thanks six and thirty nine dollars for the kids and see my square
What do you do with the third one for the kids?
It's too woo-woo-woo.
Woo-woo.
Loud MDR.
Hit him.
That makes any difference.
Okay, from now on, just move on from the tutor topic or I just don't care.
You're flooding my chat with this conversation about stuff I just don't give a fuck about.
It's been spoken to death for the last nine years of my channel and I just don't want to
talk about it anymore.
Move on.
Move on.
While you're running just a pistol on labs, I'm new here curious to what the strat is.
It's because I'm probably going to die and just run into the manager's office.
So no point giving away a good kit.
Lads is now like heinous.
There's Black Division, like 75% of the time.
to the power offset pitch black and you can't move about anyway it's just there's just no enjoyment
in there so I'm just trying to get the tool done so I can then queue directly in there and I've
I've got to do a survive of labs.
What, I'm bleeding.
It's just not enjoyable.
It's not like old school labs.
Now, it's just the quest order is all busted.
I don't have direct access to lab chat.
I have none of the labs on this playthrough.
So have you given any more thought on the best way to min max achievements than your
into the latest resets.
No matter which way you do it,
no matter which way you do it,
you have to do at least two cap of run through,
or play throughs.
I did the ooos.
oo oo was you know, to see My Square and thank you.
Um, no matter really how you look at it, you got to do a Kappa play through with broken
secure and no flee, and then you got to do another Kappa play through with double Kappa.
I suppose you could do technically technically you could do starting with the Kappa and broken
Kappa with no flee.
You can do that as a playthrough and then reset and go to 30 with known positives and
then reset again and then do the last bit.
So shit's worn for us.
I'm getting slide here.
with the 80 for the kids.
Thank you so much sir.
$54 from the $16,000 mark.
you
You should try and get an OATS sponsor.
Next charity thing to pay $100 every time you finish a bowl of OATS on the stream.
I got with the 54 for the kids 16,000 dollars chat, let's get the stars in the chat.
Red damage like the 48 months.
If you want a lot of black division in labs, turn off the lights.
It works for ticks.
I don't want any black division.
I just want to go get my tool finished.
We're probably going to have to start hiding just trying to wait for them all to fuck up.
I thought I had no case called for managers, but it obviously did not.
We have so many cards to sort, we really should start on it.
Have you listened to much of your local Perth beauties make them suffer?
They're on the playlist.
you
I've just received blood saying I have gout.
Is it the worst foot pain?
You're not going to be taking casperades?
No, no, no, you can't be taking casperaders.
ideas.
Please tell Nikita to fix track suits, thinking with pvp and pvs.
You fucking tell him!
Go to Twitter and add him!
He uses his Twitter more than buddy Donald Trump.
Sits on an old eye.
He likes you, not me.
Don't even read it.
Cut out sugar, too much red meat and alcohol to help with gout.
That's just all of us under gout experts.
Steve Loeffler with the $50 for the kids.
Uh, H African. Thanks for the pity suit.
Subs and bits to make you not contribute towards the donation to charity.
Chat's an expert with everything.
Why do a donation in HF?
So you can consider part of your money to me as part of my donation.
Yeah, I said it half minute Q transit to labs WTF Mayhem.
My middle name is Gert.
Please no play on camping over here.
Let me get to the sewer conduit now.
This isn't just where I send the power off.
I didn't put the lights on?
Fuck.
that means someone's down in the basement on that's the one next to medical that's cargo
elevated they just hit
Hmm, I've never been a massive fan of this room
Hello? Hello? Please don't shoot. I'm just trying to do the tour.
Hello, friendly? Bang y'all? Hello? Hello?
Friendly friendly friendly friendly
Seven minutes for that
AsiAzooTTV
Fuckin' suck
This is the thing chat. Now don't go like bad mouthing or anything.
Right. This is the thing. If you're a content creator and you get a situation where someone's
It's content.
It's content.
So if you just shoot someone, if you're extreme art, if you just shoot someone,
it's an opportunity to make something funny happen.
But if you just, if you avoid, it could turn into something fucking memorable.
Like Alkabee.
A million YouTube video of you.
A million YouTube video of you.
here.
gold chain
it's one gold chain
Don't be disrespectful.
manager straight away. She's a good spawn for it. Managers server
room sewer out. Look at that. But you never know.
Hello, sweet fucking servers in your client for she said it had a
quick service this morning.
I
Want to go
I'm doing lashes.
I can't imagine that being that difficult, you just stick them on, walk away, and you're
done, play me, you know what, got gangs to play, they're still in.
Scouts, come on.
Are you didn't die?
Die!
Um, are there only two of those counted?
I don't know if that makes sense anymore.
That's pretty much me after I have a puff on a cigar.
If we get another 70 kill on a cry, oh, we need to do some sorting.
We're gonna do some card sorting.
I'll just go that camp can't me.
Kids started school last week and already bought back a bug.
Now I sound like that.
Oh, bro.
It's the worst.
My wife legitimately never seen me sick until my daughter went to childcare.
And they bring back the bloody plank.
You know, I'm not sure if I can get it right, but I'm not sure if I can get it right, but I'm not sure if I can get it right.
I'm not a judge for childcare regularly.
You're a dad.
What are you talking about?
Dry.
Oh, you serve as childcare's. Okay.
They're petri dishes. Yep.
No wonder they get sick in basic training.
training. The fucked up thing is chat. I already have boxes of boxes of Unleashed already
Sold it.
I can't see the
I can't see the
I'll be right back.
What?
No, I mean.
I'll be wrong.
of
I think your steamy cat is getting nuked.
Nah, I didn't get the Baron.
I have to get to managers.
I definitely should have enough stamina to run from here so we just go for it, but there's
black location.
Now we just wait 7 minutes.
over in this area actually saying that they didn't power off.
Now we'll get our daily done to survive labs and get a birdie beard.
A birdie beard.
Okay, so my current, let's talk about things.
My current sorting way, chat, is I usually get sixes of every common, sixes of every
uncommon, and then I keep all the, obviously, epics a bit up.
Why have you just opened two cases of both Unleashed and Vendetta?
Why have so much common and uncommon? Do I up at the 10? Or do I just go now fuck it?
You're transited, you should be able to just leave.
It's true.
But do we want to risk it?
I do have to do two on.
It comes over.
So the transit means like oh I killed the scouts before didn't I?
I killed the scouts before.
I'm rocked.
I should be able to sleep.
What's your favorite ballet?
I've only been to one.
I don't know.
Oh no.
for the kids time to prime our cool killer next to six months
you
Red, white, blue.
Okay, all right, um, tour is done.
Valley is done.
Get the beard beard.
Swates! Have you lashed that woman's lashes yet?
Has she been...
Did we talk to her?
It's not the lighthouse. Then wait for me.
Well, it's... the matter is not touching me.
Excuse me, young man, my hospital is always busy...
And you'll be fine.
They should just tell you which person you're going to talk to. It's really fucking annoying.
I never read it and I'm just spamming it.
That's Sholon. We're actually very close to finishing Falling Stones, which is
It's 80,000 XP.
Maybe we go show along, let's get it done.
I think we'll go something for Yaigaw.
On show along.
Far as clearing.
Astalgia, three-a-three.
Almost done.
It's going to be better if we had sweets.
We've got to get into all that office.
Um, don't need factory, well, I'm sort of going to go factory and just try and get together
in the underground.
Well, actually what it could do is go back to take and curse in the underground.
Do that again.
Thank you.
Well, I try to troubleshoot one of my buddies who gets stuck in deploying 100% of the time.
Can hear the raid but can't play it.
Know anything about this?
No.
I don't.
Sorry.
I don't, sorry.
You
Send your comment about no Naid point pool on Twitter.
I've got to say that wouldn't fix campers.
No, it wouldn't stop people from camping, but it would give you a tool to help clear
areas that are risky for campers. Nothing is going to completely stop campers but
when we had the ability to throw grenades quickly like you would just throw
I might be a player in this corner we'll just throw a grenade, just throw a grenade.
Like I'll do it all the time.
And it would just feel better as well.
Grenades did ask to take way too long to throw.
Well I've already asked the kidder to at least speed up the time it takes to throw a grenade.
Yeah, another option I wish I would be probably just as happy with, right?
When you pull out the grenade it's completely silent when you pull it out.
would also make me happy. So then like say for example like, there's a guy camping right there.
So if a guy is camping in a spot and he's close to you, you can't throw grenades.
What could we have them rushing in?
Can you cook grenades?
No.
And you should never be able to cook grenades.
Just make it so that if someone does the Stanker and Stay Session in spot performance
sent to go comes around the corner. Jack's on stim to belt them with the hammer.
I don't think I don't think personally, I don't think you should be penalized for not moving.
I don't think you should be penalized for not moving. I think it's up to the person who's
moving to be responsible for clearing out areas and being able to find people camping
when they're moving through an area, right?
Which is why stuff like having the ability
to throw grenades faster is better.
Actually having smoke good would be better, right?
If smoke was way more common to block a field of view,
now obviously it's better to incentivize people to not
camp. But I don't think it should be the way that like, people are saying like, yeah, flies
buzzing around you and shit like it's... What about removing flea level restrictions since
no insurance? Let us buy scope, rebuy scopes and guns to be able to play without scav shit.
But, that doesn't change camping.
The conversation right now is about camping.
That does nothing for that.
I need blueprints.
dogs. They're like blueprints.
was it eyewear that I needed?
I don't want any more projects. I've gotten so many.
Of course, Tigger was dead on that armor. Is that fair and right? That is good.
that's a plan
sure that's a plan
Yeah, I completely agree with that. Better anti-camming devices, better smokes, faster
more attractions.
you
you
I'm just in case I need it.
House, ice breaker. Labs,
Lerprith, Shorewood Woods Lighthouse. Funny that we're going to shoreline now.
Slates!
If I have to ask one more time.
I
Classes Don
Armour done. One more armour.
We've done claustrophobia, we can't do that one. We've got about one and a half. We need
two of these are rogues, raiders. Do lighthouse to do lighthouse. Rogues on lighthouse.
I'll see if I do a shoreline, but maybe not. All right, little titty house chat.
Little titty house. It's our favorite map.
Yeah. We've got operating. Nope. Oh, I'm not. Alright. We don't have any keys to the light.
So I'll put that back.
Lighthouse.
The house where the lights is emitted.
I suppose the long road can be added there.
Okay, so.
Long road, no. Lost contact. No. Revision to two markers, yellow flare. Two markers and a yellow flare. Six markers and a yellow flare. Six markers and a yellow flare. One, two, three, four, five, six. And it was all yellow.
The only time we use the shallow flare is if it's um, we spawn there.
Don't think I'll be doing it though.
Right, armored rig, case we spawn on that side.
A wallet.
We did have one.
Okay.
Helmet.
Done. So there's a task using SR 25 and killed six PMC's on Lighthouse All Reserve.
X for doubt in chat. X for doubt.
Because that ain't happened.
Oh
Can I buy a matey yet, so I do that task not now it's like the raiders kill task, isn't it?
So you need to go to the lighthouse am I waiting for you?
Okay. Speak up before I hold your pace.
Can you suggest a song unlikely?
Looks like no switch on this ride.
Sweets has failed us, how will pass get carried without Sweets?
It's true.
I think I have to replace mine.
I think mom's.
Keeps moving on me.
Stop moving.
Oh chat, oh chat.
I wonder how Tima is being going lightly.
I don't know how I can keep my game on so I can get more hours in it.
Will you use a mecher? I would imagine. Why do you give a fuck about how many hours you've got?
Hmm.
Noice.
Makepiece has gifted one subs.
There's something I was going to look up and I completely forgot what it was, sadness
and the spares.
No one's done this yet. I feel like I have the belief.
Timo that was it. Timo. TCG player. GGEZ Timo. Hasn't really moved. Holding steady.
But anything that's starting to go back down.
But I have to believe what was it for building that chain shit, say $100 billion now.
She's, she's Louise lost full it sold with 7800 US dollars.
It's insane.
Still not worth more than the Akali thing though.
Fuck, what do I do from here?
Go around the back.
Now it has to be...
I have to go around the back to kill Rogues, right, and do reconnaissance.
I didn't even have to go around the back, I just had to go kill rogues and do repunctions.
I'm here, hello Swates, I'm in discord if you want it, yeah.
I'll just quickly kill the rogues and go car extractor around.
I don't think they got the goons killed, can't scare them.
You say quickly kill the roost like it's easy task.
uh one two three four i just killed five
i gotta kill ten
six
Okay, what, um, is the BRDM to install the camp and these two are over at, uh, Shalei?
I don't actually remember all.
Yeah.
I can't see his head from here, I'll stay here.
I'm here to yap.
Hello ma'am.
Hello sir.
Hello, sir
Yeah, clean they killed all those roads
I did it was beautiful like a professional gamer. It's like you've played this game a timer to
Have a lever
Do you have a lot of stuff to do?
No
Yeah, pretty much
That's it running.
Look at her sweets. She's gorgeous. Beautiful.
Never wanted to have sex with a machine before, but let the icon close to a JCB3CX.
Control your urges. Mmm. Be a bit like that, don't it?
Zika is up!
the
the
the
Maybe who responded and trained y'all killed him.
Oh, what?
Maybe who responded and trained y'all killed him.
Hmm.
Nah.
Yeah, I didn't hear a yellow seagull off, so...
Any food you don't like to eat?
Like, for me, raw tomatoes.
Like, I can have it in a burger,
or like, you know, like tomato sauce, ketchup,
You know, they're like, a raw tomato and like a salad, I just pick them out, I can't eat them.
Raw onions for me and tomatoes, but...
and red onions, red onions and no go.
They're even cooked?
Yep, no.
You don't really use red onion unless it's cooked.
Oh, salads I guess.
I'm getting better at onions, it's just raw.
I can eat Daniel like an apple.
I want to like them, but...
It needs to be my party trick.
I'm gonna eat like a whole onion under a minute.
Yeah, your breath must have smelled so bad.
Listen, when I was on, in Australia, it's called like Centrelink.
What's it called in America when you're like on the government allowance?
Social benefits?
Welfare, yeah.
We're not on welfare.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
That's fair, that's valid.
I go to a party and they'll be like,
like I had to pay for an onion for a fucking 20 bucks. Yeah, I will. Follow me an onion.
And then, and then I'd be like, do you a deal? Make it 40 and I'll eat it in under a minute.
Bam. 40 bucks. Easy money. That's a slag bought. 24 beers in the, in the fridge locked away.
You definitely let that party alone.
Yeah probably.
Six and a half years.
Who would have thought the first guy I ever saw near in the middle of things?
Not before.
Keep going strong and thank you for the fun and knowledge.
It's insane to have you in the middle of a party.
Exit tier 3 is 78 months.
Get some pogies in the chance.
Most sevens.
It's been a long time. Very kind words too.
Playing this game solid gives me more anxiety than when I was getting accurately
moored. Maybe I'll make another thing for Starlight. 20 bucks I ate an onion. More.
I could eat 100 onions.
You're not going to eat that many onions.
Where's the lemonade?
The lemon just doesn't exist.
Are you going to check out War Dogs? I'll probably play it for a day.
It doesn't sound like my kind of game.
Oh, cheeky little raid there.
Oh, that's my first scavenger strike.
A car strike.
I'm nearly at 3, so that's going to be a big one.
I'm only at 2.05.
I am at 2.617.
I've got to work on that.
The only traders I have to level up are Mechanic and Regman.
And it's just level, level-onked.
I do regments, not in a frip.
Good day, sir. How do you do?
I said good day, sir. Okay, I think it's 31 months.
Alright, I need to kill four more things around the helicopter, and that will get me preplo level four.
Now we'll get cool.
I'm going to go find the last group at the Shelly.
I need to do missing cargo, long road, two more for revision.
I don't think there's anything actually on lighthouse.
Oh, the rugs. I'm gonna kill three more rugs.
What the fuck is a brown onion? You don't know what brown onion is?
Who do you guys eat in America?
There's red onion.
Red and white?
Well, when you take the skin off, it's white.
Yellow.
Vidella.
So what are they talking about?
What is a Vidella?
I don't know.
I need a second to make a friend.
4,000.
Dang.
Cheap as up for sales 4,000.
If you feel like you're dying to a lot of people
that aren't moving, have you tried?
not sprinting at all during a ride and seeing if that helps.
Muffin man, thanks for the time for the kids.
Woo woo.
Leaves are onioned alone.
No.
Sorry, one more second.
you
Thank you.
time now sweet will be ready chat don't worry just sit still be patient she's
been had a busy morning her fingers are sore from all the lashes she's done the
pruning the plucking the the I don't know what else what else do you do that's
all I did today was lashes a bit of massaging maybe the face a hot towel do
do that I do come all over I should be I should be a petition you should I would
hate it really yeah I think I would
you don't want to rub feet for a living I'm rubbing feet for a living would be
falling I don't really find feet disgusting but I gotta get fucking
and break up on a me though, what they don't go with me, you know what I'm
I don't know.
You want to rip some hair out of people?
I think I really don't like him.
I'd probably enjoy it.
I passed early I'd like a Brazilian today. Thanks. All right. Lady on the fucking bed.
Spread your legs. Your Gucci is going to be raw, mate.
I personally just wouldn't want a job that relies on other people being on time and all
that other shit.
Like for example, probably the number one job prospect for me after I finish streaming
is I will legitimately probably mow people's lawns.
There is no requirement for someone to be even home
for me to do that job.
I could just rock up, mow their lawns,
and then they can just invoice me like the money later,
you know what I mean?
There's, but if like, they had to bring their lawn to me
and I had to fucking mow that shit
and they were always late.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
I actually sent my wife a video the other day
about how when you've been in the military or you're like,
it was about someone dating a military person,
but like how infuriating just diddle-daddle is
for someone who's been into the military,
like waiting for someone at the cashier
to read out the total before taking the card out your wallet.
Like you have that card ready, you're in the military.
You're ready to like tap that straight away.
You know what I mean?
I understand.
Little fucking diddle that was shit. Just
Just watch that video this morning
But I lost my job at the lawn mowing out late it was great
Yeah, so this would be my suggestion chat, and I don't know if this is like
uh
Realistic to a lot of people but if you've got a car if you've got no job and you've got a car
I would highly recommend
setting up
uber eats draw
whilst also live streaming
Because all you do is you make it so that like the text of speech is just like
It verbalizes every single chat message and then all you do is just driving and dropping off food
And then hopefully if you can get a bit of a following happening you double dip in there
That would be my fucking go to that would be my go to as a starting fucking. I go and don't have a job need to make some money
And yeah, and there's no random people getting in your car none of that shit
What if it's against terms now
But you could do it on a bike you do it on a bike if you can't buy if you're gonna fall to car
Might want to have a electric one like if it's like a tiring
Um, what else?
More and more. I would more want to make content out of it with my phone.
I was going to say I've watched people. My lawns on YouTube before.
100%.
I'll change server after this.
Sorry we're waiting here so long.
Unacceptable.
Honestly.
Oh, there is this chick.
There is this chick that she's from the UK.
What is the channel called?
UK House Cleaning Hoarders.
Oh, I've seen her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clean with Bay.
Clean with Bay?
She doesn't for free for them too, doesn't she?
Yep.
This chick.
Highly rate her channel.
S tier channel.
I'm not even memin.
She's really respectful with how she does it, but it's just like...
Just...
Yeah.
This makes a flight go so fast.
All the ones I've watched, I've watched on a plane.
I normally just watch power washing in my mind.
They are watching YouTube just like.
Helicopter up to Shelly. Oh, I need a marker one over here too on the left
You need anything else on this map?
At all. Kill people with my DMR. That's like 24
We got the same one
I had a shot just then, it was very faint though.
Hi, I hear it now too.
of
What's your plan?
I could have gone to the rock here.
Are you sure?
I think the tunnel, that sort of thing.
No.
You going to?
I should be in.
I'll go clear up to Heli.
If we spawn there, would you think there would be a southern road?
Yeah, I think so.
I'll be looking over the spawn of southern
and they would have had to go on up the hill if that was, if they were small or there
I'm on that tunnel right now
Right, I'm above southern
of the
to you
I might start bringing smokes into raid, but I just don't feel like the smokes don't
plume well enough
to make them worthwhile and throwing of them is annoying
where's the striker is it on this road or the one after it?
one after I think
fuck yeah it's from down the hill
to touch bodies or anything I need to go to the bus or the tennis court
I'm gonna mark the other thing and I'm gonna kill three more roads that's pretty much all
I've got left for this map okay
I'm gonna pick up the document I think I need a VPX as well
I even saw it at all.
Are you telling us if it's steps?
Yeah, I do too.
There's a scab right here.
I'm going to have to shoot it.
Oh wait, maybe not.
I went inside.
It's angry.
It's on me.
Okay.
Did you shoot?
Yep.
You're in there alone.
Okay.
Where are you?
Outside on the rocks.
And the garage right down.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to go to you.
I'm in the little shack that's around.
Can I go and mark the next thing?
Do you need a veritas at all?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not in really badly.
Where are we headed?
We're going to Long Road as well.
I think we're running to the Med Shack out back of lower.
I'm going to skip past Loa.
Okay.
I don't know if I can get down from here.
So we're trying to get those last kills.
Shelly's not even that important.
Yeah, it's just we're trying to get those last rogues or we reset.
It's their options.
You can go for rocks. I'm getting shot at by scabs.
That one looks dead. I think if they're dead we just reset. Do you have a durable?
Yes I do.
Okay.
I'll change to the server so I have something.
when I make stricting now.
I get 12.
Going back.
We're going to go over this hill and probably have a chance to see him.
I'm behind you until the right, not in front of you.
My money's on him being inside the um the village just below or he's already ran off.
The path to the lighthouse too, Terry?
Yeah, I think we just reached that.
I don't see it as being a smart push.
Okay.
Yeah, another shot just then.
He's like down towards past the lighthouse.
But the thing is, if we crest that hill there, and he's just in that low ground looking up
at us, like he gets the first shot guaranteed because there's no way we see him if he's
just hiding in between the houses and the bushes and stuff.
now. I still got missing cargo and revision finished and the chalet. So it's a request.
Lots of contact.
So, any questions I can help you with, you're probably on like all the level 4 quests that
imagine.
Coming down here.
You should be, because they're the ones that give all the good
X-ray.
I don't have any level fours for mechanic.
You got no tasks.
No.
You don't have the rep.
No, I don't think so.
I don't find it handy for a red one.
For a red one you need a level 42.
Yes. Only 39 though.
Can't you need a level 40?
Yeah. So I just need to get a level basically.
We could do Labyrinth. That's 150,000 XP for one ride. Do you have a key?
I do.
Chat and GigaChats want to clear Labyrinth with us?
Absolute weapons? Any weapons in chat?
Any God's Gist in Nakita?
This week still posting three pics of 24.
Yep.
I'm a weapon, but it's a water pistol.
Relatable.
I
I heard my name the other, I heard my other name, kick it chat, instead of the dog that
Oh, hey, Osima, uh, a little 46 of that helps you to see for lab rent, not labs, lab rent.
Mr. Ball of fries.
What gun should I bring?
Oh, I don't know.
Something that's going to get through his helmet.
Student M4.
You're going to have to get through his helmet. You're going to go down there and not unfollow something.
Checking.
Didn't you get like a million rounds of MADA ones?
I did. Yes.
That'll be the play.
What's your in-game name for us 60?
Bring it in 60 particular.
I'll do it.
Should we do should we do see one more lot has to get.
Long road done no longer sorry our cost done.
I still need another task though.
No, we go live.
So sit up for sure. Can you bring in Keva Tai, please?
Yes.
I'm not using an IKM, three markers.
drunk twice today already it's both fries believe it or not
I'm not sure.
Anyone else chat?
I didn't even set up my friend request.
I thought he would be all nice to the guys they kill. No general just flips them all off. What?
Oh
Don't need that
I'm actually really tired today
Sigma says she loves you sweets
I love her too.
I'm the tired. We'll take a nap. Then fire's in missiles. Where's the ball of frost?
Chat, no one else was to come, Labrits?
So, look at this guy.
If you haven't got at least a 3k day.
Point 8.
We don't have options. You're not allowed to be picky.
I sent you a friend request. My name is Mayo in your mouth.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to go back to the
bowl of fries.
Sweet you would buy them.
Hand of Al Malexia.
Thanks for the fight to the kids.
You're in new way for that.
I'll just switch.
Can you bring me a stack of MADA1?
I'll just fucking do this.
I don't need some random.
Wait, do I have access?
Maybe I don't have access
Oh, we're not doing my brits sir. No, I don't have a key
I'm not sure one. What's up? I
Didn't start let's fucking go we're going look on my house
Lighthouse now yes
3기가 are gonna kill.
3 switch!
Unbelievable! Do you have labyrinth unlocked or not?
She doesn't have a locked does she chat.
Good fucking god!
I left my right for this man and he doesn't even have it.
Yep, that's what they do. They disappoint people.
Men, am I right?
I updated my game for this man.
I installed Tarkov for this man.
Left my wife and kids.
Can't even go to the road.
I hear water.
Why?
Alright, are you used to it?
Hell yeah!
Okay, we should be able to go around the left hand side here.
Well you just go in this house here you see, and you snipe them from the window.
Okay, if you engage them, we'll let you engage me.
100%!
Really?
In the party.
Actually?
One dead.
You're welcome.
Alright, speed head.
What about the one in the building one?
Is he not gonna kill us?
Are you sure?
Just don't run up so far.
Chill for a minute.
So far chill for a minute
Chill
Yes, I do I'm trying to we're working on it. All right
This is not this is not someone you say just chill
I'm probably going to die here, not even joking.
That's stillie!
He's there, he's there, he's there.
He's stillie!
That's stillie!
So Rogue's done then, right?
Yeah, I got another one though.
I'm going to kill the ones around the helicopters, remember?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Oh.
Don't think that's it, Megan.
It's the back gunner, that train, I think.
I'm on the rocks to your left.
I'm building to your left hand, so I'll just add.
I see you it's just one more
yeah that'd be the only thing I mean one more players on the rocks to the left in
the back here I think I'm gonna push up on top of building one I'll snipe the
guy that's over on building three that should have would be close enough
forward for the helicopter, and then, and only then, will I engage those players.
Not if I engage them first.
Okay, promise me you'll never die.
Right now.
I'm gonna make no promises.
And this is why...
I might die.
I may perish.
This is why we can't have nice things, champ.
I'm sure you can hear me.
You look like a car battery.
Did that didn't count?
This player is for sure hearing you.
Link away though.
Where are they?
He's got to be on the back rocks, the big big rocks outside trains.
Okay.
I believe him.
I swear it sounds like it's coming from. Don't believe me, that's a bad idea.
That's him.
I don't see him either.
Who are you?
I'm on the rocks.
The ones I said I was.
I'll peek over the top so you can see me.
You see me? Yeah, I see you. I'm up here.
Are they shooting at someone now?
You hear that?
Heard that?
Yeah.
I have no idea where I was though.
Shut it then.
Towards building one.
Sorry, three.
I think three.
Is it roaming rogues, you think?
They definitely whine off that they can see me.
Oh, I broke my leg.
Whoa, okay, that's you.
I just did the same thing.
Can I have a swim?
Please?
I go see how I successfully maneuvered out of that situation without dying stories should
be written I did you know very mindful very demure stories should be written of this day
The day you almost shot past it was which ever actually able to turn into a
werewolf everyone trying to convince me he's actually turned into a werewolf
I'm going to take your meds.
Now what?
I only need one more killer in the front.
Oh!
There won't be black division.
Okay, I'm pulling back.
We need a good rock to hold angle.
I'm getting that little fuck out of here, I don't know what you mean.
I need a kill.
Okay, well you can kill them from back here.
Can Black Division spawn here, chat?
Is it them or rogues, no.
I'll just try to go on the head.
Maybe they're rogues?
I'm dead.
What the fuck was that?
What are they?
The rogues are really weird now.
That guy shooting at you right now is the one that killed me.
I said there's like 24 or something just fucking beating me
They're not acting like rogues
We had so much trouble with them yesterday
So I got my quest done. They can just leave the door for them
Do you want me to get your kid or anything?
The guy would be the only thing. I'm not too bad
I had a pretty good angle they just straight those straightening and like shooting me at the same time so I fucked it
There's no way they come over these rocks right? Oh 50 fuzi
I'm sorry.
Whereabouts did you die?
As you go through here on the right, you'll see like...
see that big rock in the middle I'm on your side of that big rock in the middle
like Seattle kind of like the track kind of goes up yes oh my god laser beam
brother that's the one that's like to be out
you go through that bush we push now he's pushing out
I hope it's negative karma then.
What is he?
He's down towards the water on the left hand side.
I don't know what they did to them, but they're so weird now.
Sound heavy.
Now I got a pastilli on me.
Oh, please Nikita, let's do the wire.
I could do the wire.
We snail trailing.
It's been a perfect time for me to sort card.
of
That's fair.
It has to be a rogue to kill me.
It was.
Mumbo number five.
Double tap to the thorax.
Anyone in the NA service having issues right now?
Okay, what if we go...
What if we go...
be prepotusted. Fuck. I literally needed one more kill.
Back we go.
Therapist is done.
What are we done if we do shoreline?
Peace keepers are very close.
That's a shoreline.
Once shoreline raid peace keepers done and scale, mechanics already done.
And trying to level into endurance for prestige, is there a better way than running with trimadol?
To work out from the gym every day, make sure your air filter's got the thing in it.
At the very beginning of the ride, you want to do a full sprint of your entire stamina
ball.
That's it.
The rogue I killed was named Aimee Botkin.
Aimee Botkin?
Did you get everything I wanted out?
I believe so, except for your rig and your backpack.
My rig? My rig was my alma.
Was it? Okay, I wasn't sure.
So...
I have your rig, your helmet, ears, and your SR.
Rig, helmet, ears, SR. Just meds.
Yes.
Food and drink.
and I laid weather. The weather was beautiful yesterday by the way.
Did you get to go outside? No, I didn't even go other odd jobs. But it wouldn't
bother getting out there. Replacing your plate. It was 11 on level 11.
There's a card show in Adelaide, like a trading card game show, a TCG show, and it's sold out.
I want to go buy tickets sold out now. Bit disappointed to be honest.
Rat Noob.
Is the clown my angle split?
Fuckin' Dairy, claw my angle.
Rude.
I forgot my minutes, oh well.
Oh, I got some spare.
Let's see what mine has.
Yeah, three.
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It's legal, I just can't, I know what Rift Band is.
where's your gear? Sweets has got it. How many holes is the straw have? One or two?
One on each end. So, one hole. No, one on each end. Just the beginning and the end
of the hole, so one hole.
What are they, Jen?
Have you ever thought about it, Swedes?
Did you opt out of the AR shit?
Yes.
Why?
I don't know.
It's already too late.
Oh, 100%.
I
Opted anything that I can usually
What if what if what if what if
They incentivized it if I would like you get from page if you're staying opted there. I would do it
All right, I don't give a fuck. I've legitimately don't give a fuck
I there is so much content of me on the internet that is they want to make an AI
AI pestily voice mannerisms everything I honestly think they could do it right now so many YouTube videos fucking everything
Me of the now to some fucking thing on Twitch ain't gonna do shit
and and that and it's only gonna stop it's only gonna stop the fucking
Like the people that are already like
You didn't see why they wanted you to do it in the first place though.
It's for Amazon. It's not for Twitch. It's data Amazon.
So there's like nine companies racing to become the AI overlord, right?
And it's costing them trillions of dollars.
currently I think out of those nine four of them have already pulled out and said
no not doing it because it's costing you too much
because I know whoever is the one that masters it and and becomes the front
runner will like pretty much control the world this is like medieval joke
I'm just very cautious with AI.
But you can't, you can't, um, you can't combat it anymore, it's, it's here.
No, like I think it's, it's here to stay and everything, but I just, I don't know.
I've seen the bad stuff it can do too, so.
Like what?
Like the, the, the, the, the platform shit?
That's one of them, yeah.
Yeah.
But the way to combat that is you have the least amount of digital footprint possible.
So you don't use social media, you don't post photos of your family, you don't post photos
of yourself.
But like, for me, I'm too far gone.
My wife and kids, I protect them.
If you've already been posted photos of you on the internet for your whole fucking
life, it's too late.
The best thing you can do next is to protect your family.
Is a dude right here?
Do you need to kill him?
No, kill him.
We can both kill.
Where is he?
He's dead.
He's laying in the grass watching me on the beach.
How he didn't hear us, I'll never know.
The front guy is already dead.
Oh, there's one. This might count.
Fuck!
That's the worst, anyway.
Just long road, right?
No, I need to get one of the water treatment plant out the front.
Need a helicopter.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought I just knew.
Hit the gun, the gun.
I don't know what to do here.
Do we go sit by the light entrances to water treatment and see if the finance guy works
out?
Yeah, we could.
Yeah, we could.
Oh my god, I'm gonna touch this dude over here.
Can we click that police chart?
We definitely built us some sort of ALI database that's waste of sexual harassment on men.
haha
he played the game he signed up for this shit
yeah you just want to touch dead dudes
okay that's not what I said at all
okay okay okay well what are you doing
what are you doing right now
um rifling through his pockets
yeah all of all
a man that I killed
that has that for you
don't act like
see
do you hear me?
good on swatting
this is good angry
really go was my radar bring my keys
No, I did not.
What would be your weapon of choice, Swedes?
If like, world's gone full anarchy.
Has to be like something you just carry.
You can't say, oh, aircraft carrier, because it's cheating.
What would be your weapon of choice?
World's gone to shit.
Go to protect you and your family.
I don't think about it.
Because I can't just be some puny pistol.
This guy's going this way somewhere.
Where did he go?
There. There. Here. It's right. It's right. This is this is hilarious.
What? What? What? What?
I'll just meet fall in the blood trail. Oh.
I would go 12 gauge. Really?
Yeah. 1000%. Tarkov's probably the first game that actually does a really good job
of actually explaining how by showing how brutal a 12-gauge shotgun can be
he couldn't even fucking see me there's a wall there
where did you die oh like you know the wall on the corner in front of you on
the front left I was trying to clear the scav the road to the back so I could
kill so I could kill the scabbard walked into there I shot I shot the one
standing up and there was another one next to him but it was blocked by like
the you know the big shooter metal and I took one step out and he easily blew me up
you see the GTA 6 leaks? I only care much about GTA bro
Just you eating your backpack in the water?
No it was just that guy's rig.
So am I going to get shot over here?
No it should be fine. Just run straight. I would dig it that way and exploit the bombs.
Oh yeah, she may have it. You can do that.
Did you see the blood trail? I was following the blood trail.
I see it.
Go around the left.
I got to the wall and then go around the left.
And then left. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
I see him. I wouldn't go over.
Just, just, you should be as thin as you go around this corner.
Is it this guy up here?
So the far back one?
Far back one.
Like I was on that corner shooting the far back guys
and I took that's how far I ran out. I was a one step and instantly blown up.
Mind me you just parking a pistol here again.
Yeah.
Trying not to get frustrated here but come on this is a joke.
How do I look in the side of the gun without cantering salt?
Not sure.
Easy off. Thanks to the four for the kids.
Well, we're waiting for Sweets to do what the fuck she's doing.
Guys, we're now in support style at Tune Foundation Australia.
We raise the money for the rest of the month.
The gold's 50 grand. We're at $16,069.
If we get the 25 grand,
Sweets is going to take off her shoes and socks
Take a cheeky photo and send it to us. There's a big celebration. I don't know how that's a celebration
But you guys want to see a feat um
I'll be probably doing next week or probably doing a big day any donation. I probably say over
$39
I'll put your name up on a big board and then that big board are gonna get framed and put up in my studio
Sorry, if you want to help support a really good cause
Jump on the old disk or discord as much much style order it's pinned at the top of the chat
I'll get it over in the YouTube chat, the kickchat as well, choose that one there and that one there
and help make the days of some seriously sick kids just that little bit better.
You want my feet? If you get the 50 grand I'll place my feet on Twitter.
I'll fucking happy with that. You will see the most disgusting areas feet on Twitter if you get the 50 grand.
Straight out of fucking Hobbiton.
I
Won't even clean the cut the toe jam
Need you to stop that stop what dying
And I'm here to want to raise money to sick kids. All right, and all you care about is fucking a video game
I've got that dry skin shit at the back of on the heels. Do you have that sweet?
Do you scrub people's feet?
Yes.
Yeah, I need to get that done.
Do you have any recommendations?
Unironically, I could, yes.
I'm not memin', my feet are fucked.
Like, you know the back where the...
Not even the leather.
The heel split?
I put like a, I don't know, some sort of like,
bomb part to heal bomb on and then I've got one of those grinding machines so
they're all fucking me and you're like it's like a grinder for your feet
yes is that all I should do
need a urea cream yeah I've got that
What's the percentage in it?
I don't know, alright.
Split, split, heal, crane.
It's this stuff.
show Dr. shows you like to go to crack heel bomb.
So do you just slap that on every day?
25% scrub your feet first.
25%
It's pretty good.
I try to I do it once a day.
But it comes back.
That's the thing.
I think I've started wearing socks a lot more because I thought having socks on would make it feel make it a bit better
Don't really feel like it has
So you need to soak your feet scrub them get all the dead skin off and then put that cream on it's
Need like like a little like lady that's underneath my table it just cuts my feet for me
Why don't you pay somebody to go get it done though, you know?
You want me to go to one of those Chinese shops that do all the feet and that?
Why not?
You know why?
Why?
Because I just can't be fucked.
The time it would take to go, I don't know, it's like 10, 15 minutes or I'll probably
do the local one and then I don't know how long it would take and probably half
an hour or whatever. Okay, but hear me out. Sometimes they travel. No, I'm not gonna say.
I have no excuse. Is this why is that why you had a daughter? What do you mean?
Describe my feet, hell no.
I don't care how fast you cycle your shotgun, you can't fly it faster than I can fly my AR-15, so if you miss round one, I'm putting a lot of lead your way.
I would argue that 12 gauge ammo is probably the most, like, plentiful.
So when you run out of your fucking 556, and I'm sitting there with boxes and boxes of
12 gauge, 12 gauge is also quite effective out to about 100 meters.
even joking. You don't miss with a 12 gauge not in real life mm-hmm
Shuckers don't spread like you think they do.
The thing is thank you spread as much as you wanted to or at least as you wanted to pretty good you choke
Well, you can't have extreme spread, but you know
2 2 3 is not as common in Australia because of the cost
I don't even know how much it 2d3 I've got but it's just so expensive. I just don't I don't hold on to it
I don't know why I bought those of it.
Whereas I could buy a sliver 12 gauge for fuck off.
12 gauge is much less effective to body armor.
If you're less than 50 meters away and I hit you with a fucking 12k buckshot or even a fucking slug,
You ain't getting back up. I don't give a fuck what you could have bloody 6p 43 on with a
Bloody killer helmet. You ain't getting back up
You might be alive, but you're fucked. You will be so fucked
The one thing that Tarkov doesn't replicate is in real life when a bullet hits you, right?
It's not like the bullet just gets absorbed by the armor and that's it
The energy has to go somewhere. There's an energy that is like the bullet flying through the sky
Has a shitload of fucking energy behind it
So even when it hits a plate that energy goes into your fucking chest cavity your fucking ribs break
You'll be winded. You are pucks like your lungs can fucking just be fucked
Even you might you'll be alive and this is the other thing that people don't realize the military wears a lot of armor
body armor and
And this is a really horrible thing. I could say this because I was in the military
You're a fucking number and it looks way worse on paper when you have soldiers dead
Then when you have soldiers injured so they will rather you be decked out in body armor with fucking
I can't remember the name of the fucking the the anti fucking
in IED devices, cook in your brains if you're fucking cancer and you're nutsack, right?
And you're way a fucking time that you could barely move, but when you get shot, you don't
die, so they can bring you home and say, oh, we didn't lose them at least.
And then their numbers look way better, but it doesn't actually mean that you're fucking
anyone who is combat effective.
Customers who train a modern soldier,
they want return of investment, of course,
but also it's a, like war is very much a political game.
And if you lose the political game,
then you lose the war.
So keeping soldiers alive is a way better number than them coming home
fucked up.
So they just deck you out and body on, even though you're completely fucked up.
Priced of independence operating done it.
What is it price?
I don't know which one that is.
All right, we're going to have it done this time.
OK.
Please let's lock in get it finished. I
Just need one target around the helicopter area
It transitioned the robots now dude fucking drones gonna be terrifying
The next big war the next big war war like I can see it happening already. It'll be like
The invasion won't be boots on the ground. It's gonna be like
No exaggeration like a hundred thousand drones hitting a country at once and
That this is nothing that a country will do against it
Like no matter what you have fucking EMP going off and everything
It's gonna be like a hundred that like China could just build like a hundred thousand drones
to be like, you know what, fuck it, Taiwan, no longer exists.
No longer exists.
And I was out of targeting every single, every single like, of
anything, gone.
And that will be the initial invasion.
It won't even be a person.
This is not a good day and I used to be in the military.
warfare is so cowardly bro how do you give a fuck winners don't give a fuck
man line up for battle musket set the ready that shit's gone bro
said the swordsman about the archer yeah
I
Delegate IDs in afghan was bad enough the idea of them flying in hot you dad is terrifying
Bro, I was talking about this but I thought just before I got out my last trip
I give was in Malaysia training in the jungle and what this is so pointless like I saw the guys I'm like
It's not gonna matter. You could be as big of a stealthy as you fucking want
Creep it through this jungle making zero noise
No fucking light doing it all fucking perfect a drone will fly over you won't even hear it
You won't even see it. You'll see you on a thermal fucking scope
And I'm like, all right, that's where we drop in the bombs
you
you
You
Hey, this is a good spawn space. It's a good spawn.
I don't need those meds.
They're very good spawn.
We need to move.
Some panel gin.
It's where I think it is, right?
We've got to shoot the guy in the front.
Can you see one?
Yep.
Take the shot so we take the shot, oh let's hit us.
Is he shooting at you?
Roming rogues, rogues, oh god.
So it's your promise to me you'd never die?
I'm not dead.
Alright, I'm done.
Alright, reset.
Where are the roaming brooks?
Right outside building one.
Oh we can go to the, oh wait, let's go to the, uh, to the, like to have to yellow flare. Fuck!
That's just reset. Let's leave. Let's go do floor one.
Okay.
You don't have any of your own life has to do do you?
Not really, I have to do that. Yellow floor two, but...
It's such a shit task.
Can you run all the sprinklers off one?
I shot off so many yellow flares and nothing's been there.
Yeah.
Who am I playing with?
Sweets Gaming.
Also known as Mayor Mummy.
You can call her Mummy Dearest.
Mummy Dearest.
Yeah.
All right, shoreline will probably be the, I think that quest means we get, I got, I
I see that quest means I got...
Rapper level 4.
Oh, you can do a practice right if you do it from the map thing.
Okay, all right, huge, prepper four.
I need one more of that.
Crypto.
Eliminate any target with an RPDN
and that site on Shoreline Lighthouse or reserve.
Do you have that task?
I think I do. What is it called?
You have to search RPDN.
RPD, getting some air.
Yes, I do have that task.
Show me to bring in the RPD.
No, I'll do it.
All right, so we're going shoreline.
Yes.
Three markers.
Do you have the QType?
Ah, yes.
Let's do this.
You can do practice, but you can't do offline, okay?
It's wiggity-swoody, Pest is coming for that booty.
Is she streaming live now, Swedes?
I just hit the button in the sound.
You never tell me anymore.
I literally hit it not even kidding you two seconds ago.
And you're already running an ad incoming eight ad break in 45 seconds.
Wow.
Three rolls.
I actually can't believe that Mr. Kali's Skyrocketed even more.
Look at the last two sold, 4200, 4,000, 3,500, 3,900.
That's the price of a car, Sweets.
Mm-hmm for a little fucking piece of cardboard
You're gonna sell it
It is tempting. I'm not gonna lie
Because like I could buy like every over number easily I could even buy some of the rarer
Some of the rarer promos that I don't have
I bought a box because I saw you opening and pulled the Akali SIG 2, are you serious?
he's insane if you do
I'm gonna go and mock Pio
I'm a little bit like I'm just stuttered
Again.
Ah!
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You always took it an overlay on both of my eyes.
Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
You all still got an overlay on the bottom line.
Cargo X in the wing, smuggles base, three or three.
three or three that's all at the resort that's at the resort can we should
close it we could go cottage resort okay that's probably the the way
How was, how hard was it to set up the, the V-Tuber thing?
Not hard at all.
Did you make it?
Or did you pay someone?
No, I used free programs.
I would get a custom one, but they're like thousands of dollars.
Why don't you just get an AI to make one?
Why don't I get AI to make one?
Yeah, why don't I just, you know, kill my career now?
No. No big deal.
Why would you kill your career?
Don't start with me, Pestuli.
No one would ever know. If you went and said,
I want an A.I. fuckin' big bruma anime VTuber titty thingy
with a feature one and a nut sack floppin'.
Nut sack floppin'.
it would be like wow that's such a cool thing what graphic artist you do it oh
I did it myself oh cool that's really good you're very talented I am it's not
even doing it yourself you're using a I I would prefer to watch someone that was
was made with AI over someone that was made with love.
Agreed.
Yeah, fuck love, am I right?
Yeah.
I think it was the last time Robert did something good for us.
I'll tell you.
I really am disappointed by the way. I tried to engage with chat today to have a bit of
fun together and no one wanted to play with me. No one.
Yeah, I don't understand that.
I play just I play just odd like back right corner as we look at it
Okay, well now they know we're here. You shut up me they know we're here anyways
They're all running around back there like crazy. Those are scabs. They might be Sherman boys too
you in there I'm here I don't have a word it I'm at the back of the house I'm at the
back of the house around the corner I'm tucked in looking at open cottage on the
a little little patio.
Come here.
There's a little document here if you want it.
Could it be the technicals?
Okay.
Only you could buy that.
Why?
At a time like this.
No.
I think they're playing a doddish demon.
But they didn't hear any other shooting.
Have you ever thought what it could be like
to think like what it would be.
Yeah, yep, that.
Fucking where?
On the hill somewhere?
Can't have two heavy bleeds help. Thank you
Okay, one of Sherman's boys
I'm going to perish
I'm gonna shut up like loud. Nope, that's Sherman
There's Sherman, Stanny, that's Stanny, that's Stanny. Stanny's up on the hill, get behind cover
I'm trying
Sweet, there's no trying, there's only two
I'm trying
Player, shut it man
Best, please.
Yep.
Pull back.
I'm doing something.
Pull back.
Listen, great moments in life were never made by pulling out, you know?
I cannot help you, pull back.
Oh, God.
If I could see this man, he dies.
Please, just pull back.
No!
That's silly.
Where is his bald head?
If you die, I swear to you.
I'm leaving your shit there.
I'm still currently putting my life together so okay um I haven't placed down my thing yet so I'm coming back to do that
This is me, do you not shoot?
I am nowhere near you, I'm on the back porch.
Where do we pick up the document?
E.
Watch me die to the player because I spent 14 minutes going back and forth trying to
placed in the thing right that was not me not me are you not here where I I just
walked around the corner I'm still here I'm bleeding you should heal that
Do you think we should come back?
What do you mean?
Like, I don't know. Come back later.
But we're here now.
Hmm, that's fine.
Have you seen the Disney movie Coco?
No.
Okay, we'll just... remember me.
Okay, no. First of all, get back here.
I hate to say goodbye, remember me.
I am not carrying your fucking kid out of the fucking raid again, I swear to you.
Ma'am, the backpack is there, okay? You're all good.
I...
There's a hundred percent in that house where placing
We should not be hanging out here.
No.
I know you doubt me. You know, like, I remember back in the day when Pyrrha Bull leaves in
and the ability you said he had.
You are you die again?
I'm not tearing out your shit.
You just died two raids in a row!
Yeah, and did you see those deaths?
Bullshit. They were bullshit deaths.
They just couldn't even see me
and then they decided to shoot through a metal plank.
And instantly kill me. Like, no warning.
And then the other one the other one was the arm a rogue was
strafing and like full-auto shot an SR 25 at me
I was getting a little bit fresher little factory this morning by the way
I shoot four PFCs and none of them had left their spawns
all four of them and
I died to a fifth guy in this one
He was in gate one has still had them left gate one holding the forklift
That's my favourite.
Another geo.
Back in my day, you'd be able to throw grenades while just pressing G and it would instantly throw.
There is no way. Like, if someone's just hiding in gate 3 or gate 1,
I just throw a couple grenades, that makes them move. Do it now.
Like, they're here at April.
And you know where I'm going to be able to do that.
I heard a pivot. In west. This is risky.
of
from west to going in
okay I'm running in his
I'm in the front door...
You're dead. Good job.
You have to go down and...
um...
there's a...
a cargo thing on the wall, you know what I mean?
You mean you have to go touch...
the labyrinths, right?
No, the cargo bit downstairs.
The hole in there.
And also, last...
the...
the...
the...
The hole in the-
And also labyrinth, right?
Do you have canosas?
Yes.
Okay, well I can do that then.
No, please.
If I were back old Tarkov, oh my god.
How hard would you reckon it'd be?
Do you reckon B.C. would-
Yeah, B.C. would crack the shits.
if I like somehow crowdfunded classic tacos
the hardest thing would be trying to find an old build
I'd have to go to like an old computer, right?
I'd have to go to like an old computer with a
which I perceived as old
that didn't update to get the files
so it would be the same as old taco
and then we'd have to build like the server infrastructure too.
I'll see you long before you can do any of that.
The kid wouldn't see me.
He sent me a stern letter saying WTF mate.
I'm on nostalgia. I'm not at the 303.
That's not what it was.
You don't listen to anything I say anymore do you?
I was talking to chat.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I retract my statement.
I'm going to the toilet.
You're going to the toilet.
Thank you.
you have a good poop? I did actually. Um, did you did you die? No, cool. I hear walking
around though, so be careful. Whereabouts? Are you in 836? 836? 316, no. East East East
wing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Someone just went into a 316. I'm on third floor
with you. I'm going to come out. You're going to hear me.
You'll get ready to blast this person around if they come back out.
30.
They either went into E36, 308, or around the back corner, but my money was leaning towards
306.
Okay.
Are you walking?
You hear that?
No.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
I've been hearing that the whole time.
Are you walking? You hear that?
Nope. Yeah, that's what I mean. I've been hearing that the whole time.
Someone's creeping.
That could be on the roof. That's a weird noise.
time
Talk to me just here if you want it, on the table.
Scavs angry over there. So there's definitely a player over in the east.
There's a scaven third floor.
Scaven third floor east.
You're in.
It's dead.
Is either someone that was directly underneath us or above us?
Um, I just took over some food.
I have pate or sugar if you want it.
Yeah, I'll take some pate.
Pate.
Running.
I hate this audio. I have no idea where they are.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, let's get an admin.
Like, Maus, there, they made it.
I think that was a close cap.
It's a cap outside too I think.
I'm going to stir the hornet's nest.
I've got a bunch of them.
There's chicken there. I heard it noise outside of the sky but...
Push me that man.
I think this game's in time since it's bugs.
Did you get it?
Nope.
I saw somebody out near the helicopter.
I killed it.
Unless there was another one.
firecrackers. We're getting swarmed. That's kind of the forest you need to go also.
any shot shot um oh i don't think i do
What's it like playing with Shroud?
It's cool.
I thought it was probably...
It's cool, calm and collected the whole time.
He's a very chill dude.
He's very chill.
He was probably the first person, him and Stone Mountain 64 were literally like the
the first people I ever watched as a like content creator I guess back in the day you
know.
You scared me.
I think I have to touch this playground and something else.
I hear footsteps east.
Okay.
Where are the reloads?
I'm not using the first drop here.
Um, where are the belts are you?
I need the ambulance outside.
I'm getting some sidekick.
I'm in the east admins side, I'm coming in now.
Oh, you need sending tape key.
Yep.
Is that an alphadete again?
It is.
Don't look at me.
Got to get the heli side door here for a sec.
Yeah, that's how they get the heli.
Got him.
Don't come back in.
I'm looking.
I feel like we've done a fair decent amount of kills this raid, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Get that set done.
Get this up.
Make it a E3 of 6, pick up the Ottoman 3 E3 of 6.
You saw someone walking on the roof?
East or West Wing?
Quick.
Must be in West Wing.
I think that's everything done by the way got that autumn got that autumn got that autumn
Got that autumn.
Yeah.
We should probably reset.
That's like fixed house, first of all.
Red journal?
Yep.
23 kills of the op-ed-ing.
pretty good
I'm just gonna grab you, I'm just gonna let you go.
should you do that?
He's dead.
Is there a quest for RPD kills now?
Yes, they renamed all the test drive quests to other names.
And one of them is RPD kills on any target on shoreline or reserve or lighthouse.
Yep.
I'll be left. You probably didn't count for you.
What's wrong?
I feel like Shake2Jay is the last good streamer to really play solo.
I play solo fucking, I'd say 80% of the time.
I
Apparently I still can't sit still viewing this team. I really he said good shame. I'm bad in both years right now
We banded oh hate the people fucking all of them. Oh taking them all okay. Yeah the stream the stream's gone
No more stream. Yeah, get him get him
Okay.
Pyramid shame.
Radar station
Drunk lab
chemistry closet
Okay, so proper is now level four there is is now level four
Skiya is not
We don't really get many options for Skiya
Primus Kim's easy and that in cool.
PageCaper is now full.
Samples. I have one sample.
Yeah. All I had was a dog boss and I won.
So I had all with us.
We still need to get, wait, I've got nostalgia done.
Oh, we're working on forest clearing.
I don't think I've got anything else to show on then.
Wait, what was with job?
Let that show.
That's me. I don't know what else to do. I just need levels now. And I need to work
on my Tarkov shooter for. We have to go straight to reserve White House
for shoreline because that's to get forest clearing done. We might as well finish getting
16 more kills to get 65,000 XP probably is what map do we do reserve shoreline or
Lighthouse
well I suppose we go shoreline right because that can do long road
first clearing a Yagaloo 3 you have to do enough yoga tasks unlock it so
They're really annoying.
It's only PMC's on factory.
PMC, there's things underground.
Yeah, it's probably theirs too, they're holding it up.
Did you get together earlier?
No.
Okay.
Okay, so this is what we're doing.
We're going shoreline.
Do you have quest on shoreline to do,
like wet shoreline or something?
Oh, I think I've done a lot really.
I've punished your part too.
You have getting some air.
Yeah, I'm working on that right now.
Okay.
So that's,
Oh, I need the surgery kit.
I forgot about that.
Getting some air is like,
as a 65,000 XP task.
So we, we smash that out and we do that by going to the resort.
And I'll get with your part four or five done, which is locate and obtain the,
the work in each three to eight, which means I need each three to eight as well.
Do you have that key?
Which key, sorry?
E32I.
Yes.
Cool.
About that yesterday.
Right.
So, should be ready to go.
Okay.
Oh, I've got Keptape.
Just give me three Keptape.
Oh, no, that's Fishing Place done.
Did you mean Keptape for your hideout too?
Jager's done too.
So now at Jager 4, go straight dog, that's a good one.
Kill the goons.
Control.
any target in the lab in one rate 10.
So Yaga's now four.
Cool.
I think Slaughterhouse would be fun to do.
I'll do that on my next playthrough.
Just run naked, just start hacking at scams.
There's something else I was talking about then.
What was it?
Lost it.
Oh, I can craft the sixties.
I need two rollers if you ever see them.
Yeah, bring the cottage key and cottage safe if you got it.
You want West 321, safe key.
And then there's two if you search safe there's two health resort safe keys so you can loot five
Scythe. That's like four in Cottages and another three in the Resorts of Seven Scythe.
Go get your Rollers, your Bikisi Cookbooks, all that kind of stuff, sort of quickly.
Any chance I can join for the Arpid A-Kills? Yeah, sure. Did you add me? You sort of an added me,
be back. Oh, yeah, I couldn't, I could not. I had a tall man bowl of raw.
If you, okay, this is where you go on.
Can you go over to where no swapping is?
To the smuggler's base.
If you can go over there, that'd be huge.
Me?
No, ball for us.
Oh, ball for us, gotcha.
So you run to no swapping and try and get scabs over there.
It's actually, it's to be honest with you, only $3,000 next piece,
not a big deal.
But it's another place to cover.
And then all sweets and all will go to
resort.
I suppose it's still an extra place covered raw.
Mm-hmm.
Did you play in Super Walk?
You look like one.
Government vehicle, my neck, my neck.
No, that's Wogboy I'm thinking of. Which is Superwog?
Superwog.
Nah.
I haven't seen that.
It would be playing off pretty much what Wogboy was like. Oh shit.
Say no.
Missing our third.
Well.
To the resort!
There he is.
Slowly but surely.
Now the only thing I've got left to do in Resort is to A Street away.
So
Two footsteps on the low ground could be Scott
Vepa shooting at me
Such loud guns. I know hey over over here
Oh, oh, big, big lag, big lag.
Why are you doing that?
I don't know, I was like stuttering.
Black division's falling in.
I'll say that.
If I had a rock to hide behind and I had this gun against Black Division, I would not have any issues.
It's when you get caught out in the open, they just beam you and there's literally nothing you can do.
And it's not like you can be like, oh, you should be behind cover. What are you meant to do? It's shoreline.
No, it wasn't starting every time you ADS, you just started when you got close to another
player.
It's going to be rendering all the gear on them.
That was the issue.
I'm a genius with the 98 months.
you so much bro
oh nice nice vicarian thanks to the art 39 dollar donut before sir miss that
who will be with you sir
I do you want to go ground floor over second I'm just going to go third and hit that safe
I'm just more looking for the hangover.
You're good.
Once I hit the safe I'll go back down.
I'm near like east to the one.
West to the one, sorry.
fucking vibe and leaving his shoes so they go on the bushes at red rebel
extra
well really is he dead
he's dead
how is he dead
I'm quick on the go of vengeance
guy in the bushes
Like, agg-regradable?
Are you?
Hey, I'm on third.
I'm on roof.
Okay.
We're targeting inocations, we're targeting inocations!
I'm dead.
That's not your fault!
He should be directly out into your left a little bit. He was laying down looking at Snickerscaps.
He's very dead. Good job. I'll be right back.
with his name N Raiu Andrew
all for us?
was a different one
that's him
he hasn't got your gun
I'm gonna get Sweets as gone.
And we can quickly reset.
I'm not being spagged.
No.
He looted you though.
Just didn't want you going.
What's that?
of
Oh my god.
How the fuck am I going to get all this stuff out?
No consideration of the sweets, just dying with all this loot.
Hey, when I carry your ass here to us, you crawl, you crawl, boy!
Crawl through the mud.
Don't complain about it.
Does the bag go in the bag?
Probably does.
we does. 17 more for that, 6 more for that.
the game if it didn't have um what the fuck did he do with your gun did I got
no idea where he put your update in I'm going to a little bit say I would
prefer the game without done hello
Uh, without insurance.
Here you are.
Looks like you can spin my egg at least.
Well, I've got your armor and you spin back.
We're gonna get back into it for sweets anyway, so...
If I kill someone with Tars guns, I usually dump them in the bush for them.
There's no insurance.
Wait till I have your armor.
I got that.
Swates?
She said beer, I think.
You might as well have them.
You don't need meds, you just need...
That's Swedes.
Do you need your gun helmet contacts?
Face cover cover?
Mr. Bollerfrost.
Swedes, you need a rig?
Rigs, they're mag helmet contacts.
I'm back. Sorry. Welcome back. You need rig.
Spare my helmet contacts and your death mask if you want to.
645 is a rig. This is definitely not a rig. There's two tops. This is the medic EMR and
this is just the EMR. Hey bro, do you know how to get a bigger secure container? I'm
you've got multiple options. You can do the questline punisher. For Punisher Part 6, that will give you the Epsilon Container, which is a 2x4.
You can upgrade your version of the game, so getting like Unheard Edition with the Gamma or back behind I think is like the 2x3.
There's a bar to trade from peacekeeper for a two by three
Which you can usually get a peacekeeper level two and then last one is
Arena you can play to deal the ref quest line and at the end of the ref quest line, which isn't too difficult. You can do it in a day
You can get a two by five. Which is a ten square container
lastly the Kappa container is either by doing the seasonal perks or by
completing the Kappa quest line, which requires you to get level 42
Would you like to know more?
to the BDS on the other maps spawner for it. I think so, yeah.
I've got your death mask actually sweets I've got your death mask sweets
If all frost goes to nice swapping, we got a result that should be done pretty quick.
I'll get a good spawn for it.
Do a good job.
So if you want to just quickly check, actually, you go open E3 to A, I'm going to go check
Smalls calf and then I'll I'll go in admin
That's fucking teamwork. Ah, what's your favorite position?
You probably live too young to know the reference I think I am
It's a finacious day song.
Oh, okay.
And that's fucking teamwork!
of
I'm just gonna quickly clear west of bottom floor of scabs and then I'll come up.
Uh, 328 is open.
Awesome.
Our friend is popping off.
You on the roof?
No.
No, shoot, shoot, shoot.
What roof?
West.
Someone's on the river west?
Are he running there?
They're hiding behind the middle grade now.
You on the west, you're on the east?
Yes.
I'm hiding though.
should I go
he's running to the door now
nope, I'm just dead, don't worry about my kit
what?
what do you mean you're just dead?
he's standing up, he won't at me
How skill something which I lack you know
I was standing still so I deserved it no one deserves
You know sometimes I do did you finish the quest to the update quest
I don't think so. It's okay.
I'm slaying so many scaps.
That's good.
Just be careful that he's not watching the door when you go up.
It sticks out like a sore thumb up there though.
It's a roof so long.
Okay, where are you at, Solar?
To your left of the door, right at the back corner.
You can toss the contacts, if you do too.
finish it for you. No, he's doing straight dogs for me. Oh, no, shit. You need that?
yes
it's fine
I think he's chasing after you
Yeah, you deserve a boy you come over your only bad fucking destroy you
I swear that's the same guy, but I could be wrong.
is dead as well. Oh no. To the greens? No, somebody at weather. Did you know all the
Goon's ball.
I don't have any hydration, but...
I think we go for Goon's.
Dura.
What's that extra?
It's like I put this down near the car and I go back to the goons
Put it down on this fence first here
I see something tomorrow, huh?
I don't think so.
It's still being memorable.
What's that, dog?
I feel like I'm allergic to this.
Oops, it's a good- I actually remember what I'm allergic to.
Would I up on the um resort still up on the dome still
of
the
death
of
death
In the hills between Dome and You, but pretty close to Weather.
I'll say more for the wrong.
Okay, that was probably him.
No audio cue or nothing.
Shot me through a bush.
Pretty sure that was not CBJ.
I'm trying to block out.
That was so stupid.
Audio queue and just beam you through the bush big pot
Well all the RPDs are gone now none hits the thorax
Well, I hate to be that person
But that won't be it for me I want to I want to finish early enough each day though
I can actually get some do some stuff before it gets too late in the afternoon so
but I started like because I had to go to the airport last night
Illuminates guys with headshots so it's counts with headshots
Yeah, it's pretty yuck isn't it?
It is yuck. But it doesn't matter what kind you use.
I need to do one more skier task. So street to be the easiest one with
pyramid scheme. Then I have all my trades level 4
besides mechanic and ragman which you get at 40 and 42.
Which mechanic is already done?
I just need a quest and a half with
Um
With ragman
Which which scavenger will get one of them done I could finish a mini bus haven't done that yet all key to success
I've not any in the change no long line here says mini bus
I must have done like the the shops and then never went back
I think I just have to kill killer.
But mind you, I could get to killer and killer in one raid.
Does that work on any change?
Apparently, that's what I was told, but I've never tried it, so.
Yeah.
All right, yeah.
I just want to get solid.
I have not seen any daylight in the last three weeks,
and I want to get some daylight each day,
So guys, thanks for hanging out today, Sweets.
Thanks so much for staying on.
I'll give you a ride, send the kids to you.
You're not staying on.
No, I will, I'm just, I'm gonna go play League.
That's all right, don't fucking watch League.
Don't fucking watch League.
Oh, okay.
All right, chat, much love.
Thanks for the most big stuff.
Thanks for the most big stuff.
The nation's the charity.
Each day, we'll hopefully keep clawing away
closer to that 50 grand, 25 grand.
We'll see Sweets' feet.
I will see you guys tomorrow,
I knew it won't be like today tomorrow sorry and that's it my stuff bye bye and also thanks to
all of us for helping out
3, 3, 2, 1, go.
Fuck, fuck!
Weeping, pestling, like a father, like a son.
Isn't that cute?
How cute is that?
Oh my God!
I'm in the middle of falling!
Get in my wine!
Can you go on the water?
Hi guys, my name's Summit1G, and without further ado, let's crash!