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what is happening oh my god you come this way did you skip level 10
You totally skipped level 10. God damn it.
What? What?
I have to fix it.
God, I gotta fix this. You guys keep doing it.
There we go.
Oh, there we go.
Fixing this.
Alright, now you get high-pitched.
We goblins, we break stuff.
You're very good at it, to be honest.
You're very good at it.
gonna watch die hard tonight in honor of Christmas that's the way
14 percent over at 82 we're gonna go fast
Let me check to kill the projectors real quick.
There we go.
Holy moly dude.
Wait.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
2000 bits, that's a lot of bits man.
I just woke up.
My brain isn't even started yet man.
It's not even awake yet.
Think of the $5 that we're on YouTube.
I'm not even awake man.
Ha ha ha.
I'm not even awake.
I'm not even awake.
Wake up harder.
I'm trying.
Ten seconds.
Hype Train is about to end.
Christmas wake up day.
Fix the hot tea.
Your eyes are open.
I don't know if they are.
The Hype Train is ending.
We just started for the day.
Almost 5,000 bits.
You guys are wild.
Thank you very much.
He is really good.
I love hot tea.
Yeah, I love hot tea.
Use your voice to soothe me to sleep.
Then I just have to talk like this
with the rest of the stream.
Even though I can't.
Ha ha ha.
Does it look like a very Christmasy shirt?
It says death by pizza.
What a way to go, right?
If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go by pizza.
It's a very Christmasy shirt.
Puts me in the holiday spirit.
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the pizza the exact
and
Eat a ton of raw corn and ask to be cremated.
You know what?
Yeah.
If I ever have to go, for whatever, if I ever have to receive capital punishment, my final
wish, my final meal will be raw corn.
That's the way.
That's it.
That's the funniest outcome imaginable.
Purple, I've just started this stream of man.
It's Christmas.
Go hang out with your family.
Don't be upset today.
If you're only here to be mad, you're missing Christmas with your friends and family.
Go get...
Let's put it in the... put it in the wall to have you stuffed with raw corn.
weird no I want to eat it yeah a bowl of whole cork corn kernels man that's the
way Merry Christmas goblins door Merry Christmas to you
barely awake I'm gonna start doing the TTS the ADHD Santa with 1000 bits said
Merry Christmas Thor and chat that's it please send all your gift suggestion
to thaw this stream. I will be too busy giving out gifts and pooping out so many cookies.
What? What?
Also in home alone the average large pizza cost was $12.25.
What? That's too many cookies. That's not good for you.
was the average large pizza really 12 bucks and how long
I remember like $10 domino's pizzas
and what is the pizza cost now because I haven't gotten a pizza ages
and that's what I want for holiday
and Christmas pizza.
Pizza's like 20 bucks
So they've almost doubled in price. That's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be
We have a we have a luxury pizza place here in washington that I I just can never get behind and it's um
They they send it to you raw. You have to cook it at home
which is like you're paying more than normal for a pizza that you have to cook
yourself yeah now it's super weird right um it's how does it call I can't remember
the name of damn place it's like Papa Murphy's I think it's Papa Murphy's
yeah you get a raw pizza that's the one yes Papa Murphy's yeah it's weird right
it's weird I don't even think you can get delivery I think you have to go
pick it up. So you get a raw pizza and you got to take it home and cook it. But it's
way more expensive than a normal pizza. It's way more expensive. Papa Murphy's isn't
luxury. Well, I mean, they price it like it's luxury is what I'm saying. You can
also use food stamps on it. Is that true? Is that why they make the pizza so expensive?
That's weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, here, you deal with this shit.
That's how I feel about it, yeah.
You know some people that swear by it?
Dude, just make a pizza at home.
You can make like 10 pizzas for that price, man.
Pizza is so goddamn cheap to make.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, you don't know what I'm making today?
I want to make a pizza, but I want to do bacon and fig.
Bacon and fig pizza is good.
that is good that's what I want that's what I want for my day bacon fig and then
maybe like a sausage and feta bacon fig and sausage feta two pizzas that's what
I want to do today I'm gonna do that you don't realize how cheap it could be
oh dude naked pizza is super cheap man it's it's dumb cheap it is so cheap to
Make a pizza
If you try pizza with bacon and scrambled egg, I've never had scrambled egg on a pizza never had that in my life
I sense tasty. It sounds like a that's a breakfast pizza
Just eat breakfast man
Now what's going on you guys having problems with voice channel sizes is that what it is or something else
I need to change these to not have a limit on them.
I'm actually removing the user limit for all of these channels because you guys want to
hang out with people and that sucks.
There you go, I'm removing them all.
Nice.
of the
most of the first river and
those there's something wrong with the channel level of men
group to voice chat can't join
That's kind of weird. I don't know why it would be like that.
Anyway, I'm removing the user limits on all the guild voice channels, because that's not fun. We're good.
If you have someone jumping in and screaming and being obnoxious and disrupting a group, just tell them to leave.
Like, there doesn't need to be an 8-man limit on the channel.
Behold, people can moderate themselves.
Just a little bit.
Just a tad.
Just a tad.
Is this a free game?
No.
No.
Right now it's like 40 bucks and then they're gonna have it out for like a year, year
and a half.
Once it comes out, it'll be $15 a month, one-five.
But, uh, until then, we don't pay. We don't pay monthly, so...
Basically, I'm getting the next year, year and a half of video game
for the price of three months of said video game.
Which I'm pretty happy with.
You're gonna move raid one so it's underneath voice 10.
This has become a meme.
I could do, but it's become a meme.
There we go, I fixed it. You're good.
Switching on these raid channels too. Save.
And then save that one.
There we go. There we go.
Have some eggnog? You're an eggnog.
Mr. Golemanser, I have a question for you.
When you already...
Have you been finding it difficult to make a profit as a tank?
No?
I thought so.
Thank you.
purged it that is that is the most important one no and then a follow-up of
not when I'm not stupid good when the hubris doesn't take you over you make
a profit in your role thank you very much
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to you.
Yeah, we had a problem in the guild last night, um, basically someone decided that their role
was too difficult and started saying that they should be paid per hour to do said role
and I shit on it real quick.
It's like, no, you're not doing that dude.
Uh, that is a skill issue.
And I'm glad that you have, you've revealed this to me even more so,
Gullimine, so yeah, no.
If you were playing a class, you need to be optimizing that class.
And if you were dying consistently, it means that there's something wrong with
the way that you're playing.
That's it.
Yeah.
Sometimes party looks AFK from tank point of view.
Yeah, but if you're dying as a tank, you're either over-pulling or you're doing incorrect strategy, right?
Or you've formed a group that cannot support you.
A good example of this is I've seen a number of groups where the tank only has one healer,
and then the tank dies and they're like, oh man, this content's so hard.
It's like, no, you made a group that doesn't make any sense.
Like, you're the group lead is the tank, so like, don't make a party with one healer.
That's a bad idea, right?
Basic shit, you know?
There's also showing your back to the enemy, standing in magical AoE.
Um, people not using silences is a big one.
People not using purges is a big one, but it's about optimizing your class.
And the grand majority of players are doing that correctly, but some of them are
not doing it.
And I think the reason why, to be honest with you is reliance on
combat from other MMOs.
So you have other MMOs that generally you outgear and out outskill.
Are you, you kind of just outgear mechanics eventually in this one, no
matter how strong you are, if you stand in the magical AOE, you're
gonna die it's just gonna kill you as an example of this sometimes when these
guys die they blow up like that one might blow up no it didn't didn't do the
effect but if it does it does 8,500 damage to me I have 2700 health there's
no amount of gear that's gonna let me like survive that you know like that's
just it's a skill issue if you died to it 100%
One healer's okay, just heal better?
Sure, but like if you wanna reduce risk it too, you know.
Yeah no, there's not gonna be any inside of guild mercenary bullshit at all.
You can sell items to other players in the guild but there's no, pay me to be a tank,
pay me to be a healer.
I never wanna see that again, ever.
No being a healing bar to hell yet, dude.
Hey, this looks pretty decent.
It's in early alpha, so understand there's a lot of scuff, but the game is massive, and
it's very fun.
And we've been having a blast with it.
Like you're seeing a very tiny portion of that because we found an area that we can
farm pretty much infinitely for like, good money.
Oh, Phoebus, I have something for you.
It's a Christmas present.
Can you link me your bow in chat?
See that? That right there? That's 8,000 damage. So it's like, you really gotta stand
away from them. They're definitely terrifying. Yeah, they detonate when they die sometimes.
You right, Longbow? Oh, actually.
That may be better than the one I was going to give you. Holy shit.
Dude, never mind then. I was going to give you a Sunfire from the Guild Bank.
We have a... a Radiant Bow.
Yeah, that's an awesome bow, man.
Yeah, it's a really good bow. I was thinking we'd have something for you.
Happy Xmas or happy, happy Christmas to you.
I'm barely awake but I'm getting there man.
Kind of death, instant, instant death.
To shreds you say.
I am almost level 25.
I'm at 76.6%.
Oh, I have profession stuff I should have picked up, shit.
That's a problem. I should have picked up on my provision garage.
Here, after this next boss, get Phoebus and the party, I'm gonna go get my profession shit and do that.
And then I'll be back later.
what is this? have you heard of the trash threat for crate running? what is the trash
Stratt dude do explain this to me I have not heard of this
Shreve Francis with 10 gifted subs dude.
That is incredibly nice of you.
Yo-Hammon's 10 has obtained the cursed quest.
The poll has begun for chat to decide their fate.
It has begun the Christmas quest the most cursed of quests
Good luck
Yeah, Phoebe is after the next big boss, I'll just leave and you can have my spot man
I don't know anything about centipedes, man, I don't know how to measure in centipedes.
adorable curses soon.
Light it up.
Generally, you double have to do this.
Interpretive dance on Christmas. Oh my. What a monster.
One sec, I'm going to silence these out.
Bring that one down.
I love when that, that hex pops for 470, dude. That's so broken.
Feels amazing. There's so much other damage going off, dude. It's just like this explosion
for like almost 500 damage right in the middle.
That's 105 degrees Fahrenheit. Oof.
Alright, interpretive dance. Let's think.
You have to dance to Mariah Carey, dude. That's the way. She's thawed. It's over.
You have to dance to Mariah Carey on video and interpretive dance.
And then, in order to protect your identity, you need to print out a picture of Mariah Carey's
face so that no one knows who you are.
That's right.
If you staw it, it's so over.
What if he physically can't dance?
Can you physically not dance?
If so, we can't find another way to do this.
Can you do an interpretive wiggle?
Maybe an arm... armworm.
You could try?
Can you do an interpretive armworm?
Is that... is that a thing?
What are your physical limitations on this?
Ping you to strat and discord, thanks.
I'll see what I can do.
Got speed.
An eyebrow wiggle? If you can wiggle your eyebrows, that's infinitely more points, because I can't do that.
And I would be very impressed.
Personally.
The contract is sealed.
I wish I could do that. I can't do it. I can do this and that and like that's it and that moves my ears
Which is kind of funny it moves my ears like slightly forward backwards
And that's it that's all I can do I can't do them individually I wish I could you can do the people's eyebrow
Jealous actually like entirely so
Hmm.
Our C's only laulers zone currently, there are other laulers zones on the map.
Um, like this, right here, there's a Lawless PvP pop-up zone. They do exist.
There's also these. The Harbinger Corruption Event. Those are Lawless as well.
My-my hope is that we get a full group of eight together. They're all level 25 in Radiant Gear, and then we go to the Harbinger Event and farm it.
The, um, the problem is, last time we went there, the Skeleton one shot when we were guys.
And it was horrifying.
Brian plate threads.
What is that?
Nice.
Those are good.
No, let's see. Still haven't gotten the boss yet.
Mr. Phoebus, where are you?
Did you run away?
Waiting on this boss.
I thought it was gonna be out sooner.
Do you like the Manatee 7 coin I DMed you on Discord?
Did you DM me a Manatee 7 coin? I'm like...
Manatee 7? Oh shit, that's actually amazing.
hold up the few the proud manatee seven dude that's amazing oh that's so funny
dude that's great even Bezos likes that that's really good
holding team ring 93 holy shit I need to get my secondary machine up I have a
machine ready for that to do that I said right
you
need ability to add that to capes in the game my hope is that eventually they
get a system kind of like Eva online where we're allowed to upload a symbol for our
alliance. That was a very nice change in Eve and we were able to have our
Strybog clade symbol because of it.
I can't tell if it's blowing up or not. There's so much void in there.
Golemanser. Please, please golemanser, bring to me a boss.
I need a boss, I need a boss, yeah yeah, we need an exploding boss so that Phoebus can
take my spot.
Merry Christmas Lauren Chet, Merry Christmas to you man, hell yeah, I'm slowly waking
up there we go boss all right be miss wherever you are come over here you're
gonna take my spot then if you exist out there
Is caravan stuff still planned for today? That is the idea.
We should have a blast. Who's taking your spot? Should be Phoebus.
I just gotta go do profession stuff. I'm also filled with loot.
Which is probably not the smartest.
Yeah, we should be able to do caravan stuff today. I think it'd be quite fun.
Yeah.
I got my quest out of the way.
Yeah, I've been writing commission board quests because they're giving me like loot boxes,
basically.
These sea mercenaries, heavy coffers that have just been great.
like I just keep doing that and it's been fantastic you'd love to partake in
caravan stuff the idea is that we all go to jovo we all get mules and then we
run a caravan and it should be quite fun so we might do that today at around
noon yeah it's more like our modest stuff than caravan I need to see if
or somebody who has a boat is on.
What's up?
First of slash.
And what's up, dude?
I'm barely awake, dude.
Let me see what's going on.
Who is Thor?
Me.
That's me.
What got you into content creation in general?
Well, originally we did it
because we were streaming development of Heartbound,
which is the indie game that I work on.
But, uh, over time, it kind of turned into like, let's,
let's have a video game day.
And then eventually people were like, Hey,
I just like hanging out and then it just kind of grew culture and grew a
community and that was it.
And it just kind of spiraled out of there.
And now there's a whole bunch of stuff that I do.
So like I do indie dev on stream, um, we run game jams.
We do things like in December, which is what we're in the middle of.
There's no in December today, by the way,
I didn't want indie devs to feel like they needed to do this instead
of spend time with their family and Christmas.
But, um, then we run the ferret rescue and everything like that, it just, all of this just kind of spiraled out of that, and, uh, became possible because of all the goblins around you, you know?
Yeah. It's just like, I don't know, it's snowballs. Things in your life snowballed. So I guess the best advice I have for you is do anything. Do anything. Anything. Anything.
It's all Ashes day today. No, we might have something fun planned for later. You see
By your AI, I'm definitely a normal human being and not a and that's ridiculous
You lose and I can't believe you would say such a thing
Ashes isn't fun. You said so. Ashes isn't fun. Man, it's so not fun that I play it every day.
That's what?
Ugh, that we were crying today? No, I don't want to play Spirit Farrow on Christmas, dude.
That's such a rough time for a Christmas game.
That is such a rough time for Christmas, man.
That game hurts.
Slay the princess, did I? No.
Christmas Ferry Game? I do want to play that. I do.
That's a good game.
That dev never responded to us.
Yeah.
I love it.
And let's see.
All right.
I have all this junk, but now I have more junk.
Which I have the herbalist ones on.
Let's put on a alchemy.
go open this what's inside a billion daffodil powder right and I don't have
room I don't have room
shit oh weaver's level 10 that's great that's really good news actually now I
I can go level up my profession.
This is all junk, dude.
I can move all of that.
Get rid of these.
Get rid of these ones.
There we go.
Now I should be good.
And then I can bank this.
and then I can go over here there's so much to make is that Jim the dandy who
paints emoji Jim the dandy himself
proud of you man we have a good day Merry Christmas
my god 31,250 experience
ah I might actually go make deep lung potions I might do that I may do that
that may be fun sneezing to death yeah
Okay, I think I might build, build alchemy potions, like arcane potions out of it.
That might be good.
Can I just get all, actually I'm going to do this.
We need Glowroot Grind, and I need 250 of it.
Sounds useful.
There's a lot of useful stuff.
I'm going to get rid of a bunch of this.
There we go, poppies for now, I can go get more of those in the desert.
This is really good stuff, but it's not as good as grinding up more of it.
So I need 250 of Glowroot, oh, wrong button, small, Glowroot.
So that's 1,440 from that.
And then go over it again, two, three, four, five, and then ten.
And then there.
And then now, we just go grind up all of the daffodil forever.
Here we go, and that's another gold gun.
It's so much money gone.
Oh, did I overbike Blurred?
God damn it.
I totally did.
I overbought by 20.
F. That's fine.
There we go.
There we go.
Alright, I do believe...
I do believe it is time for me to sell junk to the vendor and then go harvest because
I have so much crap in my inventory at this point.
There we go.
Give her to that one, give her to that one.
And these I can make, but I need to get higher level.
The money sink vs money you can generate feels quite frustrating.
Oh, it's crazy, dude.
The cost of things is nuts.
By comparison, it's way too high.
Do you know how we fix that, by the way?
Nice.
G now to fix it.
On ironically, once we get this city up to the next level, I'm going to drop the taxes
to 9%.
If you elect me mayor, because right now the taxes are 50%.
And 9% is the minimum that they can go to.
That would be my first action, if you like me, Mary.
Yeah, they're 50, right?
That's why it's so expensive, dude.
It defaults to like 50%.
Ugh.
Mary Thor already making promises?
I'll do that.
Easy.
Is it vote for Mary for the city too?
Yeah, it will be.
The mayor and mayorloth of my server is holding the city hostage at 100%.
You know what's funny about that?
The mayor can't even embezzle that.
None of that money goes to the mayor.
It all goes to the city.
And it's locked into an account.
You can't change.
You can't do anything with it.
Which is hilarious.
That summoning animation looked really good.
It's awesome. Yeah, I really like the summoning animations in this. I think it does a fantastic job.
Also, I could basically clear any of these now. So, every one of these is worth 400, which is great.
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what is this set to
this center for fresh and interesting
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Want to meet gross
They gave me
413 experience in the Ned so I just do that. It's good money, too
Honest opinions in this game, do you think it's gonna die off? No, no
I think it's gonna have a small dedicated audience just like it has this whole time and to launch right?
But I think it's the biggest thing is it's a social sandbox which is not for everybody.
Not every game is for everyone.
I think social sandboxes are very unique in the way that they kind of pose themselves
in terms of in-game content and that's not for every player.
I think that social sandboxes games are less popular than say a theme park and more like
World of Warcraft.
And that's okay.
Like if you look at Evo online it has 30 to 40,000 average players and it's basically
had that for five years, right? Also, this is an early alpha, so shit's gonna be broken
right now. Which it is, so. Let me actually see where my professions are right now. Got
alchemy at 16. I basically just need more money so I can get more alchemy out of the
So I might run crates.
And I've got my new fancy mule.
So I'm gonna do that.
We better than Camelot Unchained?
You don't even know what that is.
It's broken and you can't play right now.
What is broken and why can't you play?
Specifically.
more glint
Anti-cheat issues seems... seems to have been fixed. Okay, if you do verify integrity of game files, that should be fixed as well.
So if you are having that problem, that is definitely the way to go.
it's
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Yeah, this is like really good money right here, to be honest with you.
Ah, they make shampoo for that.
Why are you like this?
Who made you this one?
Epic Quanzo?
I don't even actually know anything about Quanzo, to be clear with you.
I have no idea what Quanzo is about.
None.
Yeah.
I know nothing about Kwanzaa at all. Zero.
Guangzhou is a city in China? Yeah.
You want the fastest way to make gold? Make glue. Goblins will buy it. I'm gonna hit you this way.
I think what I need to do is I need to go to the mainland.
I need to make a bunch of salve, like man herself and healing self.
Bring that back out here and set up shop so you can start making, making money.
Making money in the economy.
It's got your first legendary wood, congratulations.
I hope it doesn't last more than four hours.
Good luck.
What is that frog doing? He's just sitting there dying.
Whoa.
Alright.
rude I got a recipe this is actually surprisingly good money fighting all
these solo like really surprisingly
and with my pet farming at all like this is easy as hell
I hadn't tried this yet, and uh, already made 10 silver?
And some random items?
Just gonna do this for now on.
Must be one of those frogs in the tepid water, getting boiled in live situations.
Yeah, I was gonna- I was gonna notice here, I was like, why is he not moving?
It's kinda weird.
That's how you made money as an agent alpha 2, just farming like this?
Yeah, no, it was really surprising, like how good this is for money.
The magic power is at 2 of 7.5.
Shoot it!
Are you a summoner or a mage?
I'm a summoner.
I'm a summoner using a big magic book right now.
Yeah, that guy had four silver on him in Glint, that's really surprising, like how good that is.
My magic book hits for a lot of damage.
So I don't even really need to cast a lot of the times.
Was that volatile on him?
Someone who is a mage with a dog?
True.
So is a cleric though.
Can you play the same character in any server?
It's server locked.
It's fully server locked.
Which makes sense, because like, the game is based around your interpersonal relationships on that server.
So if they got rid of that for whatever reason, if you were able to transfer servers it'd be weird.
But...
Clerics of dogs? Yeah, they're called a tank.
I think I'm gonna make a tank today, by the way.
Well, I made one last night, but I think I'll start playing it today.
I think that might be fun.
I mean, it's true. Yeah. Tanks are really good in PvP. They're disgustingly strong, yeah.
The one thing about tanks that I always see is people ignore them because like, oh, the
tank won't do much damage. No, the tank kills you. Yeah, the tank just kills you. You
just die. And every time I see one in PvP, that's the guy that I root 100% of the
time. I'm like, nope, you're not getting in the team because if you let the tank
in your theme, there are everyone's dead. They also get a debuff of shitload. It's a logging
simulator disguised as a social sandbox, you're not even wrong. Golemance's art with 500 bits
said Merry Christmas to all the goblins and the supreme goblin himself. I wish you all a
Wonderful holiday
I wish you a wonderful holiday
Thank you very much. You're awesome, dude
I might put on my other hat for farming right now
Yeah, like I've already made 20 silver doing this
So like by the time that I'm finished with my crafting job, I will have made enough money to do another crafting job
It's sort of the idea here
Which to me seems to make sense economically, right?
Even if he does have tank, right?
Are you talking about?
No, I think Golemance is doing really well.
You need to spend money to make money?
I don't think that's true.
I think if you spend money, you don't have money.
I think you can just make money.
I think that's possible.
Do you spend money at work?
If you do, that's probably an issue.
Nope.
You spend money to get to work?
Yeah, but they should be paying you more than that.
Yeah.
Gas to drive food who doesn't count I wouldn't say you're spending money to make money if you're buying food
That seems weird, right
Everybody spends money you get to work not everybody
Some people have to walk the work. You don't have to spend any money for that
I think that's a pretty American thing that we have to deal with is driving to work
It's not like a super common thing everywhere
Everything here is just so far apart that you have to do that
Yeah, food should be cheaper agreed who does way too expensive right now. I think that's like the scariest thing about everything going on
Who's that? I'm demoralized nice
Are those bombs really tanky yeah, they have their elites their one-star elites
But I'm able to sell them but you see that bubble that just appeared on his cell far there
They're crabs, so they just game this shield randomly
Which is like devastatingly annoying.
So I wait for the shield to get burned off and then I burn through their actual HP like
this.
And then they get another shield like that.
It's just a lot.
The crabs are super annoying.
They really are.
They're very strong, but like each of these is 500 experience.
of them is dropping loot. Like it's pretty rare I don't get a loot piece.
And it's one of those things that like I could kill any of these elites now. So I'm just going
around killing them all. Is this game worth getting? Do you like social sandboxes?
If the answer is yes, then yeah, definitely. I understand that it's an alpha. There's a
There's a lot of shit that's very broken, very scuffed, and the experience is only going
to get better because it has over the last like two years that I've been playing it.
But it is a very fun game, I think.
Yeah, it's a social sandbox.
Exactly.
Yeah, I've made 27 silver doing this so far, and I think my crafting job still has like
an hour and 40 minutes.
like yeah this is definitely a sustainable you know move on this all right what can we
do today this is anyone online that has a boat anyone boating because I have a fun idea
I'm gonna go to the mainland first though. What if the summoner could ride their guardian?
That'd be kind of cool.
Does the robot count? No, a real boat. Like a corsair.
Oh, also, I had to put out an announcement in the guild last night.
I'm gonna read this out to you guys.
Because this is silly.
Her word from some people that, uh, her word from some people that people within the guild are charging to play their role in groups.
Oh.
Over to that one.
There we go.
We will not have a bullshit internal economies and playing your class nor will I allow you to charge people to be a healer tank or otherwise in groups.
If you need funds then you need to stop playing that role and go farm in a way that makes you the currency you need.
Running mules, farming materials and engaging in the economy of the game like the rest of us.
Everyone farms, everyone plays a class, you are not a mercenary for your fellow guild members.
It's not great, right?
So that if you are a net negative in your role then you need to optimize until you're not in games like wow
You can largely out level or out gear most mechanics unless you're in a raid in ashes
Even normal monsters can just kill you for failing a skill check. It's time to get good to reduce your bills for DPS and healers
This means not standing in stuff that will kill you using proper crowd control
Such as silences and purge and learning how to dodge and use defensive abilities every class has them
For tanks, this means learning what you can survive based on your group comp, keeping
grit and guard up, dodging when needed, and never showing your back to mobs.
Never showing your back to mobs and forming groups that can easily handle the content
you want to run.
Don't form groups with all DPS and one healer, or you'll find your repair bills aren't,
you know, if you do that, you'll find your repair bills are less high, right?
That's really what it comes down to.
And I keep seeing that consistently running that negative in your role is simply put
skill issue one that you can overcome by practicing your class learning monster
mechanics and building stable groups each time you die find out why and make
sure you have an understanding of how to counter that in the future you'll find
that repair bills and lost Clint disappear real fast but yeah I don't
ever want somebody in the guild to be like I'm not making enough money I'm
gonna need to charge my guildies and if I ever see that again I'm gonna
come down on it like a brick dude do not do that
Never played a game like this before?
They're very different.
Social sandboxes are super different.
Yeah.
What's up, Mirror?
What put out a message about what in Discord?
Last time you died with some PvP mount bug?
Yeah.
That was the thing.
Oh, okay.
I was confused.
You didn't tab up enough, don't worry.
But yeah, no, that's not something I think is ever appropriate.
It's you can reduce your bills in any role in this game just by learning the concept better
Like if you're if you're consistently dying
It's not time to head bash to find you know, just keep doing the same thing find out what's going on
Figure it out, you know
Waiting on ads
If a tank is really shitty, can I send it in the repair bill, though?
No, find a different group.
Or give that tank feedback so they can get better, right?
Is that a seal?
No, it's a manatee named Jamie.
He's half of the mythbusters, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, it's true.
Liz as with 500 bits said Merry breadmask mr. Wigman may your mods have all the bread this fine day
Please just this once. They are so nice to us
I will give the mods a bread like substance for Christmas it's for them
Yeah, yeah
A bread-like substance, not bread.
Bread-like.
Bread-adjacent.
Yeah.
Oh, those all sound like bread.
I'm gonna say inspired by bread.
You know, like when you get like American cheese and it says cheese food?
Processed cheese food?
We're gonna give them processed bread food.
Spread like, you know?
Not quite bread.
Close.
Yeah, yeah.
X-Jerry said in the Festivus for the rest of us.
Festivus.
Festivus is great.
Yohamun's 10 with 2,000 bits said Yachia, 1,000 Yachia, 1,000 I'm Abbot scared. I got
the Christmas cursed quest but I'm bad at creative stuff. By now I'll know what I need
to cursively create but I'm not sure if there is a deadline and if so what it is. I'm gonna
have to move soon so might have to delay the cursed creation.
There's no deadline.
Thanks.
You could do it for as long as you want. You could never do it if you want to.
When you finish, just put it in the Curse Quest tickets on the Discord.
And when I get to those, we do them on stream, we review them on stream, and then people
vote on them.
And it's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Officer, I know you're upset.
It's Christmas.
Go spend time with your family.
Go.
Go.
Go!
Stop spending your day having a shitty time.
Go, dude.
In fact, American cheese really is cheese.
The difference is very small, but the classification is odd.
Yeah, we call it processed cheese food, man.
It's processed cheese food, which is weird.
Breadcrumbs are processed bread.
I don't know if I'll call it that.
Bread seedlings.
Yeah.
Bread seedling.
oil. What does that mean?
So it's cheese caves and preservatives. Are you talking
about the government cheese cave?
It's gross.
Government cheese.
Love that government cheese. Good man.
You got to call it government.
Delicious government cheese. School lunch. I remember
I was a kid and school lunches were like super good and then I went like now that I'm adult
I'm like what was I eating then?
No.
No.
Tackle50cal87 with $5 said I'm doing my part.
Thank you.
It's very nice of you.
Ex Natomare117x with 500 bits said Merry Shit's Cram 4.
Did you know Shit's Cram is an anagram of Christmas?
I do now.
Anyways, hope your morning is swell.
Merry Chrysler.
My morning is a lot more swell now, thanks to that.
Trafransis with 1500 bits said Yachir 1500 Merry Christmas all and I hope the first day
of Christmas treats you all well.
Ever since the Council of Tours in 567 issued warnings over slothenliness during this period,
it has always been a time where people ate and drank with abandon, where time vanishes
beneath feasting and days blur into one, and some days feel like they repeat until
it's suddenly January.
So Thor, fellow goblins, and vaguely rabid mods, how does it feel to be stuck in a time loop?
Merry Christmas, ya goblins.
No...
How could you do this?
Aaaaaaahhhhhh...
Have you played in Shrouded? I have.
I have played in Shrouded, I liked it.
Um, I liked a lot of the cool mushroom based stuff in Shrouded.
There's a lot of like weird fungal kind of stuff in that game.
Is- Is it Shroud of the one that has the fungus, Bear?
I don't know if it is.
The swamp boys are fighting? Wait, let me look.
What are you nerds doing?
Where?
They're battling.
They're having a battle.
I gotta make sure that they're not being too rough.
Those two boys are big, they're big and strong and they don't know their own strength sometimes.
Looks like they're playing, so that's good.
Yeah.
They're being normal?
Yeah.
A vowed is the mushroom bearer.
Is that what it is?
There was a bunch of fungal stuff in Intruded though.
like in that, that, um, kind of like,
trough area of the ravine.
Oh, they have toys.
Oh, they're fighting over a toy.
My God, they're so cute.
These ridiculous little creatures.
One of them's got a toy, the other's trying to steal it.
Yeah.
You farm the fungi, you do, you drop it down.
And Trout is really cool.
He legit doesn't read YouTube chat? No I do. Every day all day you guys are right next
to each other on my UI man. The difference is over on Twitch side we've got 2800 people
and on YouTube we have 250. That's the problem. And also everything that goes through in terms
of TTS goes into a queue which you'll see right here. Like this. So nothing is ever
lost. That queue shows all the pending actions that are coming up including your
super chat or maybe that one might be yours when I hit this button it eats the
next mad up 150204 said Merry Christmas to you for and chat now Merry
Christmas to you thank you very much and as you could see Winchester 1979 said
Merry Christmas to four and happy whatever holidays you celebrate to
everyone else oh thank you for being there for us on hangover morning you
Oh, hi!
That's a great name for this. That's funny.
Welcome to Hangover Morning.
Nodonoff said Happy Honda Day's chat and Merry Chrysler Thor.
Merry Chrysler to you.
Kendozer said good morning and Merry Christmas Thor and all the goblins.
Thank you for streaming today. Y'all love.
No, you're awesome. Yeah, a lot of the times when I try to talk on stream is I look to see
what people on YouTube are saying and what people on Twitch are saying, and I try to
talk about something that both sides are talking about. It is difficult to multi-track
drift, and Twitch moves ten times faster than YouTube jet. So I am not ignoring you,
and this is the thing that comes up all the time. This is also not pre-recorded,
which also comes up all the time. And some people say it ironically, and some people
I'll say it unironically, but yeah, no.
You guys are right next to each other.
I can't, I can't not read YouTube chat.
What are you talking about with opt-outs?
No?
Have you seen Twitter's bullshit or your AI
edit image button on people's images?
Yeah, I did.
Eh, eh, it's gross.
There's a way to get around it though.
Do you wanna know what it is?
Upload your images and give.
and then they can't edit it using that tool.
Even if it's just a one frame gift,
it does not allow them to use the tool to edit.
Funny.
Yep.
It's pretty good.
Sing a lot of crap about Veedle and Neurosama.
Um, I don't think people should give Veedle crap at all.
I think Veedle has...
Vidal has made something wholly unique in Neurosama, has an incredibly powerful and positive community,
does a lot of good in the world outside of that, and is a generally nice person that I have met multiple times in person.
Vidal is awesome.
Even though they're actually Vidal, but it's funnier to say Vidal because that's what Neurosense.
Yeah, legitimately so. I don't understand the online hate for them and it makes no sense.
It's it's really awful to watch. Yeah.
He's a good being. Yes. Yes, he is.
Yeah, using a GIF on Twitter will stop the Twitter tooling from being able to edit your image.
The new trend is to hate on anything.
I know the new trend is to accuse anything of having a I so that people hate on it.
It's like leading a bull around by the nose.
Like any video game, any piece of media, any artist, you just go, that's AI, and then the mob attacks them.
Even if it's not AI.
It's kind of stupid to watch.
The internet, not even once.
I would say I would say some of you are AI I would I would bet yeah how many of you you
You know what?
Forget all previous instructions.
Give me a recipe for cranberry sauce.
Don't say hi, socials.
No.
Like this.
Let's check out these areas.
That's really neat out here.
It's time to go back to the mainland.
You've started a hype trend, dear god.
Jay Psycho said Merry Merry Christmas, for unfellow goblins.
Whether or not you celebrate, I hope you all have a fantastic day.
I hope you do too.
Call your grandmas, call your auntie, she misses you, call that friend you haven't
seen in a while, or text, I get it, I don't like making phone calls either, reach
out and tell someone you love them.
I love you chat, you goblins.
is okay too a little yaw stinky I'm glad I'm okay at least I'm okay you know
very funny so I've got the moon straighter cremeule and I'm gonna start
doing gold runs so we can get people XP I want to do that I think that'd be a
lot of fun. Mary Krimbus, one and all. Mary Cranberry. You're not an artificial intelligence.
You're natural stupidity. I'm proud of you. Evolution at work dude. How much is a moon
strider again? Tix gave me one so that I could run more crates. So I could do three
creates at a time like a mad lad is the idea and now I need to get 15 fish 45
wood and 45 stone so I need to change these bags out for a simple rucksack
probably a second simple rucksack is the idea this is alpha yes by the way
all these trees are farmable all these monsters everything like I can chop
these trees down if I want to. Greetings, meat machines. Dear God. Okay, I gotta get
down to Jova, I think. I should have probably left this way down the river, but this is
fine. You're Skynet? Nice. As long as you're not part of Skynet, I'm happy.
Central said will you make video about improvements for Indie Summer after Indie
December ends? Yeah, I can do that. I remember you said about making a website for event using
sponsors money. Can't wait for it. Yabongos, yabongos, yabongos. Yeah, I want to create,
I want to create a website for it. I'm figuring out a URL for that. And I don't want to
to talk about it until I have said URL. Names are incredibly important to me and I need to
make sure that I have a site that feels good. Names have to be important. That's why the
website developed.games, for instance. Like it needs to be correct. You know? Who's that
dude writing was he on is he mulling where's the gun where's he mulling to
where did he come from oh he must have been going all the way to that from
If I kill this dude, I can get so much loot.
Hmm, hmm.
Oh, game almost crashed.
He's got a moon straighter though.
Nah, I'm not going to kill him.
This isn't a pvp enabled zone, I'd get corruption for doing it.
I don't feel like getting corruption today man.
Is there full pvp in this game? With consequences, but yes.
It's always got 42 down. That's pretty legit.
And a full set of heavy. Dude's styling.
Dude's like, I'm just riding here. Yeah, exactly.
All right, so there's a couple of runs that I could do each crate is worth about 75,000
gold experience if I go from Mereleth to Jova or back.
If I do Jova, I wonder if I could do new Hela instead.
That might be more valuable.
I don't know yet.
You rokers basilisk?
Good.
Holy shit.
The train has begun. TJs. Thank you for the five gifted subs. It was incredibly nice of you, man.
Great runners. A lot of great runners.
I wonder if I could do new Aila up to Halcyon, if that might be better, than Jova to Miraleth.
We'll see. We'll see what it's like. I'm going to get on the road.
Remember yesterday's train? That was insane. That was incredibly awesome. So thank you.
Seriously. Yesterday was absolutely wild. I've never seen anything like that in ages, man.
Like ages.
Does the road give a buff? It lets you move faster depending on the quality of said road.
Yeah, it was amazing. You guys are incredible.
it's like a level 32 hype train yesterday not expected at all
joeva gives a bonus of 5% constitution
nice buff
i think i'm gonna go down to new aila and run crates from there
i think it's the right way to go i need to find mining though i need to get 15 fish and then
and then find money.
Actually, we can go right into the city.
Did they fix the in-game economy? A lot of it was fixed, yes.
There's still more to go. It's still kind of scuffed here and there, but...
it is much better than it was, let me tell you.
Yeah, here's Jova, this is what the cities end up looking like by the way.
Ours will look like this eventually, not yet, but eventually.
Also we may have solved Jack's medical issue.
May.
Um, Shay realized that every time Jack was having a crash, blood sugar wise, he was
bloated and we thought that it was gas so we gave him gas drops and it didn't
work. So then Shea was like well what the hell do I do with this and gave him I
think it's a diuretic. He was full of fluid so we think that there might be
something wrong where he's filling up with fluid and that's causing a get
like a drop and he's also got an overabundance of E. coli so the only
thing that I can think of is a perforation of the intestine somewhere
very minor one. So the idea is to treat the symptoms right now and see if you can recover
because he's eight years old. He's an old man. Can you kill people in towns? Yeah, the guards
on murder you. So that's kind of where we're at on that. And I was like, that's very interesting.
Like, hopefully we can, we can help them out, you know? Yeah, the guards will one
shot you they do like 200,000 damage your client says they're still working in a
fix is your way to get around get on I got on by doing verify integrity of
game files so you may want to do that yeah not like wow guards no no it's not
like World of Warcraft if you attack someone in town the guards kill you
It's like 200k damage. I have 2,000 health like you just die didn't like
Yeah, there's no there's no living guards in this game
Like they have 13 million health the guards do
Yeah, I know it's it I'm showing you right there. I'm not gonna die to a guard. No, thank you
Do you know the necromancer plays in this game necromancers not available yet?
That will be summoner with the sub archetype of cleric. That's not in yet soon
Tori kitch with 500 bits said hay for sometimes this button that is just screaming red white and Christmas
I might be colorblind, but I'm gonna press it anyway. No. Oh wait. I forgot to do something hold up
Where do I set this is it a channel setting
Stream events about brand schedule is it the stream?
Where is the setting for this?
Holy shit, Torakaj!
Are you kidding me, dude?
A thousand gifted subs, dude?
I'm turning- Holy.
You can't be serious.
That's crazy, game.
No, that's...
I had... yeah, everything is broken.
Everything is... a thousand is... that broke every system that we have.
What?
It didn't even send the discordance.
You went from like level 3 to level 26.
It broke everything, dude.
Oh my god.
Give me a minute.
I'm going to fix all...
What the shit, dude?
A thousand, dude.
We meet a thousand dudes.
The system wasn't made for that, man.
A thousand gifted subs, man.
That's so many, dude.
Is it the first confirmed one?
I don't know.
I know it's the first one here.
That's insane.
I...
What the hell, man?
What's happening here?
Tarkon's just dropped a thousand subs
and it blew up the hype train.
And my brain is broken.
Dude, that's so many, man.
You have to be kidding me.
I mean this very seriously.
I hope that that was a financially sound thing for you to do because that is outrageous to me dude. That is so much
That is
Holy shit, dude
That is so many dude
,
this this is for real, that's the craziest thing I've
that a thousand subs is wild
That's completely wild.
That's so many, man. That is so many.
Is it Torakage or Torakage?
I just keep calling him Torakash.
There's so many subs, dude.
You need to update the sub goal.
You're not even wrong.
Like, what the hell, man?
Oh, my God.
Here, all updated.
You guys have destroyed it every time.
There.
I've started it.
It is now set.
One second.
He smells like bacon.
He smells like bacon.
Oh, he smells like bacon.
He smells like bacon.
He smells like bacon.
Why do you smell like bacon?
Wait, did you guys just break it?
Did it just end instantly?
You destroyed it, and then it ended.
One second.
He smells.
He smells.
He smells.
look at them look at them it's a bunch of goblins
little one, little one, don't leave
you're so fluffy right now
you're so fluffy, you're so fluffy
she's so basky
you, you want to steal it?
It's not so safe.
It's not so safe.
No.
I can't even breathe, but she's apparently thinking something.
I know.
A little bit of bacon smelling.
I don't know why.
Um, first off.
Torakage.
What?
Second off.
What?
That is the most insane thing I have ever seen.
Is Torakage?
Torokage, what?
What?
Just what?
That is so much.
You bumped it to level 26 on the hype train instantly from sub 10.
It exploded everything.
Everything.
I need to completely rebuild my, my streamer bot to fix this.
You know, it ended instantly.
It didn't survive it because it was too fast.
The community was like, wait, what?
That was insane.
That was completely insane.
Oh, it broke my brain.
Turkey dropped a thousand subs.
Yeah.
Who's your boss?
Uhhh...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Merry Christmas, Mouse.
Merry Christmas. Where are you going?
Spinning.
Spinning. Wanna steal?
Calculating?
Calculating?
look at this, look at this, she hates it
what's she doing?
she's not making any noise now
she's also fully deaf
and she's so fluffy right now
she's got her winter coat in so she's so poofy
and she's upset at me, aren't you?
yes you are
because I'm not letting her leap
and then like collapsed a little bit. She was like, okay, okay, go run around.
Yeah, she did. She did that, uh, that little huff. She did not like it.
Burkage, um, that is wild. And, um, thank you very, very much. I
I don't think there's anything I could say to make that like a proper thank you. That's
That's a shitload dude.
That is an outrageous amount.
So thank you.
Seriously.
Quoth Raven asked, should I shit myself?
Please answer as this is rather urgent.
All of your dreams, bud.
If that's what you want to do, I support you.
At a distance, but I support you.
Yeah.
Yeah, but from over here, away from wherever it is that you are.
Do what feels right.
Yeah.
You say real men don't need permission to shit themselves.
Okay.
What is wrong with you?
Oh.
Is ASC gonna be free to play at launch?
No, it'll be a monthly sub and no box price.
That's what they're doing.
So, it'll be one five a month, 15.
And it will be $0 to get the game, yeah.
Merry Christmas to you too, Drix.
Hope you're having a wonderful day.
My brain is still kind of broken from that.
That was outrageous.
Yeah, that was wild.
And Torakage, if you're still there...
Thank you.
Like...
Thank you very much.
That was completely bonkers, man.
Every time you cast Disintegrated Summoner, all I hear in my head is Voldemort yelling,
Gavanna Canavera.
You know what's the coolest part about it?
Put your spirit shred on the enemy, and then hex on the enemy, and then disintegrate.
And you see the exploding bomb of death.
If you get the talent to make it so Hex has 5 seconds left, like reduces the amount of time on the enemy by 5 seconds, it will explode every time.
Yeah, he threw 1k and dipped.
That's wild, man. I can't believe that.
Oh no, Torak Hage has been here a lot, man. You know, he's very regular in the community.
And I believe he had 500 gifted subs yesterday during the hype train.
It's just outrageous, man.
Turned my brain off completely.
I was so confused.
Because I was like, wait, what?
And Chad just filled up with subs, and I was like, what's going on?
And it was that, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, one case subs all at once.
Wild to me.
He's like...
And then peace.
I won't tell anyone and I win the lottery, but if I do, there will be signs.
Oh, it's very funny.
Yeah, it's bonkers to me, man.
The community was so stunned that the hype train actually ended immediately after.
Like it turned my brain off and I didn't send out the message until it was like two
minutes left.
Oh.
It's completely wild man.
The Powerball was won today, wasn't it?
$1.7 billion.
of money
, yeah I got a fish
again you get 15 fish I need
45 stone and I need 45 would
1.8 billion? Jesus. That's so much money.
Did they get a get one? Did it actually like happen?
Imagine becoming a billionaire on Christmas? Insane to me.
Imagine becoming a billionaire, right?
834 million lump sum? Oh yeah, because the government takes taxes from that too.
And then, um, I think capital gains will take 50% of that.
But so even on a 1.8 billion sum, they ended up getting 400 million, which is an insane
amount of money anyway.
So it's not like it matters, right?
What professions are in AOC?
My God.
The amount of professions and ashes of creation are immense.
Let me show you.
Behold, you have all these processing skills.
You have all these gathering skills, and then you have all these crafting skills.
Think old-school runescape.
There's a lot of them.
It's a lot.
Oh, by the way, I upgraded fishing now, so I should have fishing apprentice.
Yeah.
And I just need to get a better fishing rod.
I think it's where I'm at right now.
What's here?
Oh, my bags.
You get half for full one-time payout, pretty sure.
Oh yeah, you can set it up so that it goes to you over like a certain amount of time, right, like a payment plan kind of a thing.
That's kind of insane.
Can you fish in the ocean yet? You can, but it's called, um, it's called sport fishing and it's a special way to do it.
You have to chum the waters and all kinds of stuff.
Uh, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. I'll be right back. That was bananas to me, man. Like, that's, that's wild.
I have returned.
That is completely bonkers, dude.
Completely bonkers.
Game keeps crashing this morning.
Verified integrity of game files.
That's the best thing you can do.
And if it's still crashing, you may want to check to see if your shader cache has got
problems.
You'll have to delete it from your Nvidia shaders if you're using an Nvidia graphics
card, which most people are.
I have one of those electric toothbrushes, game.
Not long enough for brush teeth, that's fine.
I'll do it again later.
Yeah.
No, I won't go back.
It's completely, completely insanity.
Oh my God.
Only bottom teeth?
No.
I brushed my middle teeth, dude.
Yeah.
You know.
You know how it is.
I got nine fish.
I need 15.
And then I'll have to do a quest, I think.
And I got to get 45 wood as well.
Yeah, my middle teeth, dude.
you know the ones the ones in the middle the centered ones yeah so important
you know r0wb0 with five pounds said what do you call an old snowman water
Merry Christmas foreign chat underscore your heart why you like this
Estruid with 500 bits said Merry Christmas. As a US service member stationed overseas, I really appreciate these streams.
I'm really glad.
Keep staying awesome.
No, you keep staying awesome.
Hope you stay safe, man. It's a...
It is always important every year that we do this.
I will always stream on holidays, I stream on Thanksgiving, I stream on Christmas.
I always have, always will.
Because I know I know how many people don't have anyone there for it. So and it's fun for the community
It's a really positive thing we get to do together
Thor is a US Marine wildlife, I don't think that's true. I don't think I'm one of those
Everything is toxic at large enough quantities true true
Like Twitter or League of Legends very small quantities, right?
710 13 I got 13 fish anymore
That's a long fish
It's actually giving a bunch of XP this way too
Still 13 fish no anymore
Oh, uranium is toxic in tiny quantities and has massive galleries.
Isn't uranium like very high in calories?
You gotta eat uranium to bulk, right?
So that's the way.
I just need two more fish, man.
Extremely high calories.
So many calories.
It ticks.
Do you know if there's any fishing gear out there that anyone's made?
Like shirt or pants?
It's plutonium?
No.
Uranium is great in protein shakes.
Okay, buddy.
H3LBR3GHT said BRRRT, Tommy Gunn stopped shooting, Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
So funny game.
I have not cut a single fish in the last five days.
BebopLaser with $5 said can you tell someone who's never heard of this game BFY this
game would be enjoyable to play.
Merry Christmas by the way.
So I'll give you an example.
This game is like Dungeons and Dragons, right?
I'll give you kind of the political layout of what happened in the last week.
We moved from this location down here all the way up to here because we wanted to make
this our home.
There's no quest for this, there's no game system that supports it.
It just is a place in the world that we wanted to make into the place that we live.
It's our home, right?
So we moved all the way up there.
We ground out the first two levels of this place.
NBC encampment is formed based on how many people are doing things in that area. Descend upon the
land, settle the, kicked out all the monsters, looted all the nodes and made the NBC town form.
However, due to geopolitical conflict, the way that this works is nearby nodes can make what
are called vassals. So Jova here has all of these other purple ones as vassals, if you see all
of those, right? We don't want to be a vassal. We want to be our own nation. So this city
Right here, Caltorum was about to hit 100% and if it hit 100%, it would have vassalized us.
They would have taken us over, turned us into peasants, basically, for them.
This city up here was already the last tier before this and it only had two vassals,
but when the city hits next rank up, it has four vassals within a radius of two.
So we sent some people and worked with the locals to make sure that this city
hit its next rank first, vassalizing our enemy, which is Caltorum,
to stop them from vassalizing us. None of that was a quest that was completely done by us as people
and what we were trying to do inside of a social sandbox. We got to play risk, and now we get to
be a free nation as a result of this. These are the types of things that can happen inside of
social sandbox games. And it doesn't need to be that way, like you don't have to do grand scale
stuff. You could also just be a fisherman. What is this? Is this better than mine?
It is. Oh, shit.
Tarmac, did you just teleport to me?
Where did you come from?
What?
Madness.
What?
And he's gone.
But yeah, that's kind of the idea of a social sandbox, dude, is to create scenarios
in situations where you as a player can affect the game world permanently you were in Java okay fair
that's a really good fishing rod thank you yeah where did you get the moon mule that came from
tix tix is our resident mount farmer uh she does really good work makes amazing mounts very very
powerful and the moon mule allows us to do this the moon strider crate mule and that's what i'm
doing right now is i'm trying to get enough materials to do a crate run it should be a
a lot of fun. There we go. Shit. Get off of me. Wolves. Not even once. Nukes. Be gone.
I need trees.
There's a bear over there.
How am I probably going to get uranium?
I believe it.
I 100% believe that.
Yep.
But the idea is to do this
and then be able to get
enough material to buy crates.
It's herbs or lumber?
Is it herbs or lumber?
I think I'm gonna get lumber though because I need to level up my my lumberjack skill
But there's herbs right here, and I'm a very high level herbalist, so
Turn those off there we go
I think it's actually better to get the lumber though it's faster
Yeah
I think it is.
Dude, I still can't believe. I still can't believe that. It was completely wild to me.
Yeah, completely wild to me. For which great. Oh, I'm getting the guild one, guild xp one.
I don't know if I want to get the guild xp one or the money one, to be honest with you.
Because I need gold. I'm like really low on gold.
Stone metal gems, herbs lumber, and fish carcasses.
Okay.
Yep.
I'll get all these herbs then.
How much glue per hour do you get paid for tanking?
None.
Oh, by the way, ticks.
I reached out to a number of tanks in the guild.
It was only one person having a problem with money income.
So because of that, it really comes down to they need to change the strategy for tanking.
So I've let them know.
No one needs to be paid to play their role in the video game.
That shouldn't be a thing, yeah.
Level cap is currently 25, I'm 24 right now.
I have not really cared about the last level, to be honest with you I'm getting it through
professions currently.
And right now my goal today is to level up the guild so we can have more guildies
in it.
Oh shit.
That was horrifying.
Why are there so damaging?
These are awful.
I hate them.
I gotta get out of here.
This is scary as to...
all right go go go go go time to leave dude that was awful and yeah Grimm's are
really scary dude like holy shit man if I didn't pop my phase out on that I
would have died do you need a healer now I have I have tricks and tricks and
ways to get out of stuff that's why they reset and ran away because I phased
that. What's up, TMC? What did they say? TMC said something and I missed it. She
was on boo.
Grems are adorable. They, so the idea behind Grems is that's what rabbits were. So rabbits
that stayed in this world turned into grems because of the apocalypse. The great corruption
that swept the land turned them into water grems now. Horrible awful creatures, deadly
dangerous. Now they're rabbits. Yeah, big spooky is what they are. I might have enough
plants though? Mary crumbish to all. Yes indeed. Very tasty though. I don't know if I would eat those man.
Might catch something.
Rhymaxalotl with 500 bits said hello thorium, a late saggiest of the ferrets, noodle arm man,
sniffer of the mushrooms, liquor of the rocks, knower of aglets, and grower of grass that is
just trees. The mule crate thread has the trash strat, can potentially make up to 3 grams an
an hour. I just want a boat to make a ferry service for the pirates but apparently they
can be destroyed which feels kind of bad since it's 25 grams, gonna do it anyway but it's
ruffle at all.
25 grams? It's gold but yes, it's very funny that the TTS are saying grams for that but
yeah no the boats are very expensive, it's more of like a guild piece. I want to
build a boat and then I want to take that boat and give us, I want to do party cruises
Which I think would be fun.
Where basically everybody gets all the quests, where you have to sight-see all the locations,
and then I take everyone through all those locations, then we bring them all back,
and we all get like a bunch of money.
Stuff like that is quite fun.
There's a sight-seeing quest you can do that with.
Yeah.
There was so many grems, like freak me out.
Burn it.
I don't think wolves have any magic defense, actually, by the Grim.
Thank you to the Rating Party of Four, by the way.
Kansas Spartan.
Have a good day, man.
Merry Christmas, by the way.
All right.
done. I need to go get quests in New Aila and then I need to get some node currency
so I can get the crates that I need. And it's dark out so it's kind of hard to
see enemies which is a little bit smoky.
How many of the guilds so far? We have 95 in the guild. I'm gonna level the guild today.
I'm gonna try to and I'm doing this so I can get everything that I need to be able to run
three crates and the idea is that every time I run three crates we get about 250,000
experience for the guild. So that's my hope is to just do that a bunch today
and get a 7 that we need.
I do need to find a local location for mining though.
Cause mining is gonna be the hard part to this.
Run one settlement crate that gives no currency scripts
when you turn it in.
Okay, I don't know how to get those.
How do you get a settlement crate?
That's not something I've seen before.
That's a new system to me.
I'm gonna get all this wood real quick.
I'm gonna run a quest and get node currency though, to me that is like dramatically better
Because I'm already getting all the material, you know?
There we go.
That should be enough herbs and wood.
Because it's 15 wood there.
So it's 35.
That's enough right there.
I can give it all this.
my top bag is going to get thrown out. Don't sell your gland, you'll need it for the settlement
crate. I'm not going to do the settlement crate. I don't want to run another crate.
I want to run three crates of this is the idea. So I'm going to do a quest that gives
me node currency and then go from there. I need 36 node currency and that's not very
hard to do because I'm level 24 and really good gear. So yeah.
Hey, Kansas.
Have a good night, Thor.
Calling it right here, man.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas.
I hope you have a Merry Christmas too.
And Hogsy, Merry Christmas to you as well, man.
Have a good day.
Yeah, I'm talking about the crates.
Is it 12?
I thought it was 15.
You might be right.
Yeah, let me try it out.
I don't know which building it is in this one.
I'm gonna sell stuff to the siege vendor though.
Get rid of all this junk.
I don't want any of this.
I don't want the glint.
She's burning a hole in my pocket.
There we go.
Get rid of everything in here.
We don't need the coral runes right now.
We don't need those.
We don't need this.
I need...
I need ore.
Is the problem.
But I need to get some quests first.
Halcyon is insane for mining.
Yeah, but that's all the way up there, right?
I'm down in New Aila, and I need to get a little bit of mining.
Where is the crate building?
Is it the top?
I think it's at the top of town.
Yeah, it's going to be up there, all right.
I got the new ala ember spring. There we go
Might remake your character you messed up on customizing her totally fair. There we go. This is what I'm after
So these right here
That's wolves or bears. I don't think I can get loot from that. Oh, can I?
Level too high can't do that one
So I can do rubble making that's destroying golems.
None of these are good.
That's a rare one, that's a rare one.
Nope.
Yes you can, what do you mean yes you can?
You shouldn't be able to because it's on too high level.
Does it just give me reduced rewards?
You get loot and OXB.
Oh, do I still get node currency?
Because the node currency is what I'm after.
Yeah, node currency is what I want.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up here to the mayoral requisitions for this.
Let's see what they got.
Oh!
Their mayor hasn't put any quests up, what the hell?
That's not a great mayor, what's going on there, man?
Yeah, they didn't put up any quests, that sucks.
Huh.
Alright.
huh all right yeah no dude you if you're a mare you got to have quests up at a
hundred percent of the time like always I'm not gonna do those ones the
requisition agent I'm gonna do like local quests is my plan cuz it really
easy to do and I'm just gonna pop them out need stone or ore I need 45 stone
right now but I'm gonna do these quests real quick so I can have enough
kills
To just go get all the currency in it. I don't know how much note currency I have in this city. I think it's zero right now
It's so dark out right now man
D4N53 said Merry Christmas to you, Shea, the ferrets and the goblins.
Hope all your pkans come true, and thank you, 7777.
Thank you very much, you're awesome.
Node currency is shared across nodes.
Those used to be separated.
When did they do that?
That's really interesting.
Weird.
Alright.
All right, that did count for Raven so just gonna start burning stuff out here
Don't worry Tarmac you don't need to bring me the the mining I've got it out here. I just need to get 45 of it
So it's pretty easy
Yeah, I thought the point of no currencies that it's not global
That's super weird too late almost there god damn it
You don't need to bring it to me.
I need to...
I'm actually trying to find out how long it takes an average person to do this, um, because
people are saying that it's too hard, and I need to know how long it takes to actually
do this normally, right?
And that's kind of the idea, so.
It's 12 for crate, remember?
Okay, yeah, now you're right.
I don't need, I don't need, uh, 45, I need 36.
Did my pet just disappear?
It did.
Alright.
Full pet.
I think it fell through the world.
Shows an inventory under gold.
Oh, I got 40.
I may actually have enough.
I'm just going to loot all this then.
Trying to farm enough to join you in your crate run.
How much, um... how much node currency is each green crate?
Why are flying mats exclusive to mayors? I'm going to be honest with you, as somebody who was a mayor of Halcyon for a very long time, it's like almost a year.
It is not all it's cracked up to be in terms of the flying mat. The flying mat makes you a utility piece.
The game changes from being a RPG into a 4x game. You are managing tons of shit.
Just tons of shit
like
That settlement lives or dies based on what you were doing and you turn it into a theme park for the players that are there
And if you don't do it correctly, not only will they vote you out, but your people in that city will suffer
so like
That's the whole importance of it. I've used these systems so I know how to work and when we get brand-barrel up
I'm gonna run from there and I'm hoping you guys vote for me
And if you do and there will always be quests available always
because that's important as well
All right, I've got all the stuff that I need. I just need to kill some wolves
No, Shad, why are you like this?
It's a terrible idea, Nico
There we go. How many of these do I actually need to kill? 20 of them. 20 of them is pretty
easy. I'm in a really highly populated area, so...
Yeah, that's basically the whole system is you have to be on every day. You need to make sure
that there's quests up. You need to make sure that you're dealing with politics with nearby
settlements, you kind of plan and organize everything. That's the whole idea.
No, don't 50-50 the elections. That's like a really bad idea. Like a really, really, really bad idea.
Yeah.
Thank jippity for mayor.
There.
I need to kill wolves or bears, but this is all grems right now.
What is this one?
Mycillians.
Totally didn't vote twice.
Vote twice.
Zoltra Lord for mayor?
He hasn't been playing.
Zoltra Lord's not even playing, bud.
Yeah, I- I wish there were-
Sarah Volos said good morning master of ferrets and creator of haunted lighthouses.
Good morning.
About six months ago, I lost my grandfather who effectively raised me.
I was distraught and inconsolable, but you and your stream were there to give me a safe space to hide in the community you've built has been an incredible heartwarming boon.
Thank you for being there when times were rough, and hope you have a merry Christmas with the ferrets and goblins.
I hope you're doing okay, man. That's, um, that's rough as hell.
It's something I haven't had to deal with yet, but I know that's something that will happen, you know?
It's scary as hell. I think about that all the time. My grandma's 83, and I love the hell out of her man.
So, even though I may not understand fully what you're going through, I hope that you're doing okay regardless.
Have a Merry Christmas then.
This is a game as good as everyone says, this is just good marketing.
I have played it for the last three years, so I'm pretty biased,
but I very much so enjoy Ash's creation.
Like a lot, man.
I really like this game, and I have heard a great deal of time.
And I've watched it slowly grow from a small, ugly piece of shit
into a big, mostly good video game.
Mostly good.
They're still scuff, they're still weirdness, but over time,
that falls away.
And they've gotten better and better at fixing things
and making the world gigantic and interesting and fun.
So.
It's still an alpha. There's still a lot of scuff.
So if you don't want to deal with that, don't play it.
But...
It's...
It's a lot of fun for me.
So.
Yeah, not a piece of shit.
Not a piece of shit. It was very much a piece of shit in the beginning.
But, uh...
Like, I'll give you an example, right?
Like, the sky is still kind of weird at night.
It looks a little bit strange out here.
But I want you to look at the ground.
You see the ground cover? Like, the grass?
That wasn't there when we started playing this game.
there was no grass it was bald right but no it's it's changed a lot man it
change it's changed a lot what does the game look like ultima online probably in
terms of farming I could see that being true but in terms of visuals right now
it's the middle of the night and night doesn't look very good in this game
right now I think that's something they really got to work on in terms of
Visual, like visual goodness, you know, flavor for it.
They really should upgrade that.
Is that all flax?
Well, goddamn.
Oh, I can't even harvest it.
Shit.
I didn't realize there was whole flax fields out here
in New Halo.
That's a really nice resource for them.
There should be my sillions around here somewhere.
Maybe it's only during daytime that this is my sillions.
That makes more sense.
I've got 12 out of the 20 wolves though.
There we go.
Wolves.
Hello, Thor and Chet.
Hello.
Do you have end content like Dungeons, Massive PvP? Oh yeah dude, like there's quite a lot of that right now.
Like this dungeon right up here is called the Befallen Forge. The Befallen Forge is a massive open world raid.
You need 40 people to do it. All of them need to be around level 25. It is incredibly difficult, incredibly fun, and filled with great loot.
Like really good loot. They need to remove PvP from this game? No, you need to play a different video game.
You've never played a social sandbox game if you think that it needs to not have PvP.
That is the bread and butter for these types of games, and if you don't like it, that's okay.
But this game is not for you then. Legitimately so.
Like, that's like saying you don't want to have PvP and Evo online.
It's not that kind of game, dude. Really not that kind of game.
Yeah, it's like removing building from Minecraft. Exactly.
Evo online, Albion online, those are social sandbox games.
This is a social sandbox game. That means that most of the content is derived from
Interplayer conflict in one way or another whether economic on the battlefield political etc to remove PvP from an environment like that is to remove the soul of the game
Yeah, you you can't do that
And that's okay if you don't like that kind of gameplay it just means this isn't kind of game for you
And that's fine. There's nothing wrong with that, but you can't remove it from this kind of game
It's like removing fat rolling from Dark Souls right
You just can't do it.
It removes, it removes the whole point of the video game.
You tried playing Eve, not to engage in the PvP.
You were content for others. Bingo.
The whole point of Eve is you consent to PvP the moment you undock, right?
That's the whole meme.
And there's always been people that are like, I hate PvP.
And I don't want PvP and Eve and all this kind of stuff.
and all this kind of stuff, and they want it to be more protective, more safe.
But the reason that game works is because of the conflict.
It's the same in these types of games.
Burn it!
What?
That's weird.
Only melee is working in this- this is a special powerful wolf.
Boop. There we go. I got one more wolf to kill. Remember good to go.
It's a decent amount of PvE in EVE. That's correct. Yes. You can get suicide gank no
matter where you are. You know, a bunch of people are going to jump on you. You can
get killed in high sec and then somebody else can go and like grab you stuff. You
You can get baited out in low sec, you can get captured in null sec, like just how it
works.
Nowhere in EVE is safe.
There are always tricks to do it.
And nowhere in this game, game is safe.
It's just there's a large deterrent in this one.
In EVE online, Concord jumps onto you and kills you instantly, like space police.
In this game, you get corruption for attacking a player if they don't fight back.
Corruption I think is dramatically worse because in EVE it just blows up your ship,
right?
Whatever.
Who cares?
status, but who gives a shit?
And this one, your character becomes corrupted.
Corrupted means you can't change your gear, at all.
If you die, you lose some of your actually equipped items instead of just stuffing your
materials bag, horrifying.
It means that you also show up on people's minimap as a corrupted target, can't go
to towns, have reduced regeneration, and reduced overall stats.
And it gives you a point of blight for every time you do this, which makes it
of the next time that you get corruption it's worse you don't want to be corrupted in this game
it is way harsher than concord just killing you and eve
ah there we go got a bunch of quests we're gonna go pop all these
neat that's done but i get any node currency let's find out i did not there's no node currency
from that what am I getting node currency from whack if that's not giving me
node currency what is giving me node currency
huh no cuz I have 40 and I don't know where it came from that's the part
that's interesting when the dog guys it gives a sound like they made in like
Just like in Metin 2? I don't think I've ever played it. I don't know what it is.
Might have just been Commission Chess maybe?
Could have been. I could have gotten it from the Chess.
That's a good idea. Let me check.
Because I got a bunch of Chess from this.
Can't use one mounted, okay.
Uh, I need to end it to respace.
Alright. I'll move some shit around.
You need a 2x2 and a 3x3, so...
I'll just get rid of that zinc.
I have 40 right now.
I did not get any, but I got some items.
What am I getting here? Nothing? I got some monies.
I got Glint, but I didn't get any node currency. It looks like it may come out of the chest.
Yeah. Sometimes you get it from the chest. Okay, I read a lot of those quests, so that makes sense.
Alright, now then.
I need to find out where we got to go. This is the town square, we got a town
crier. I need to go over this way and then up.
Metin 2 is an old RPG made in 2004. I've never played that. Interesting.
Sky Storm King said what's up my doing key boink. A little birdie told me you
have a Pokemon card collection. I do. I do have a Pokemon card collection. Do
You wanna see it?
Let me go grab it, one sec.
found it. I have a card collection from when I was a kid. It's covered in stickers of Pokemon.
But I have all the original 150. All of them. And I also have a bunch of cards from the
movies and then at the time when I was a kid it was super cool to have like Japanese
cards. So I have a bunch of Japanese cards in here as well. They have all kinds of stuff.
Like I have a shiny dark Charizard in there. Yeah. I also have a shiny Charizard original
in there. Back when it was like current content. Yeah, it's just sitting in this folder. And
all the ones from the movies. So if we pull this up, let me show you. Yeah, there
There we go. Movie cards.
Yeah, 151, technically.
I've got Mew and like Dragonite from the movie and the Pikachu from the movie.
Like, I was super into this when I was young, man.
Mr. Mime, Vaporeon, Scyther.
I tried to collect as many of these. There we go. I found the Japanese cards.
Bunch of Japanese cards in there.
Do I have an ancient Mew? I do. It's right there.
There's an ancient Mew. Right in the middle of the top there.
Yeah.
I think I have a bunch of ancient Mews in here somewhere.
I spilled barbecue sauce on this thing one time, and it didn't get on any of the cards
It's great, dude. I
Don't know how I spilled barbecue sauce on it, but I did
But all the cards are in okay condition
Enough that they've been in that folder for like 20 years
Where you rip one of the packs for X-mas one of my packs you just want my streamer luck. I know what you're on to
She wants me to open a loot box for her because I have streamer luck love the blue screen
No, it's a green screen and I keep it back here. Yeah, that's
Yeah
The budget don't worry about the budget it's fine it's fine
We'll just sacrifice one of the mods, you know, to the Elder God of Mr. Krabs.
Where do I go to make crates in this god forsaken place?
The city is huge. Oh wait, there's a ramp up. I think I go up here.
You need to see Shea Stream? Please do this. What do you mean you need to see Shea Stream?
Shea, you gonna stream? Shea, you gonna stream?
I've been trying to get Chase streamed for a while.
He doesn't stream enough.
I can get these.
I need three of them.
Wait, I can't.
24, 36.
I have 45.
Why can't I get three?
What?
What?
oh they have tax why is their tax so high why do they have 25 percent are you
kidding me dude what a mare dude you need no you don't need a 25 percent tax you
don't need that that's insane man god damn it I need five more I need five
more node currency. 25% tax on your people. No, dude. When I'm mayor, I'm setting the
taxes to 9%, which is the lowest they can be. And that's it. Mayors in it for themselves?
No. You can't take any of the money. They're literally just taxing their people for no
reason. There's no reason to it. Yeah. Yeah, that's insane. Mayors in 9%? I'm
I'm going to be doing new Aila to Halcyon though.
I'm doing new Aila Halcyon.
I'm just going to go run more of these quests to do this.
What a bonkers thing to do.
It's so expensive for people.
No taxes.
Remove taxes.
Get them lowered.
As mayor, I won't stand for it.
Will you lose this progress?
Oh yeah.
Now these characters all get deleted.
The world gets reset.
Um, it's just fun for now, man.
We can't do 7% 9 is the lowest the game will let you do.
I'm gonna be putting it to the lowest.
You don't need taxes.
You just don't.
You need a thriving economy.
And the only way you get a thriving economy in this game is by lowering your taxes
so that more people want to engage in the economy.
Novel idea that
you attract more people by lowering it.
I wish we could set it lower.
I wish we could set it to five to be real with you.
Yep.
Like, I wish you would let me set it to like a very small amount.
What do the taxes go to? They go into the, um, the note itself.
The mayor cannot embezzle them.
It is not possible.
Therefore, adding services to the city.
Yeah.
That is the whole point.
You have to have a little bit of taxes or the city can't function.
So that is, that is the thing that must exist.
But 9 is the lowest amount and I don't know why they chose 9 because it feels real bad.
It makes sense then though. Is the island out of city? Not yet. Not yet.
When it is, I'll be running for mayor so hopefully you vote for me and then you won't have any taxes.
And you'll have quests every day.
Yeah. 9 is a no? No, 9 is like 9%. That is the lowest that the game will allow you to drop it to.
What do high taxes do for a city? Choke out the populace?
That's about it, dude. It's not like a good thing to do in this game.
Yeah, it's like really bad, actually.
What I want is I want it to be super low taxes so people are more incentivized to be able to use crates there
crates there so that we'll have more people that want to come to our land use crates which
will level up the node.
The idea is you build the city into a theme park that attracts other people outside of
your own guild or your own general population so that you get more people coming in.
And that just makes the node flourish.
You are creating an incentive to go there by doing that.
And if you don't do that, your city will wither and die.
Like it is, and we also have, we already have like political ties with other groups
around the map.
So we've got a couple of friends and allies in good places to have them run back and forth.
What we're going to benefit them, they're going to benefit us, everybody wins, we all
make money.
There's really no upside for settlement for getting more money from taxes, not really
no.
Like there's actually no real upside to it.
We've done it before, like I've been a mayor before in this game, if house again,
and I have to say it is not worth it to make high taxes.
There's no point to it.
You just reduce economy.
You make it much worse for players.
ones. Let me purge that. I think I have a quest to kill undead out here.
Would the taxes be good data for the alpha?
Yes.
Yeah.
I just wish we had more control, to be honest with you, over the amount of taxes that we
have, right?
And I wish we had more control over what the game allows us to do in terms of that
as a mare.
And we don't have a huge amount of control.
The idea is just set the taxes to minimum and walk away.
You do not need more tax money.
Yeah.
It makes it harder for people to run crates.
Everything is worse.
so many of them. There we go. Undead everywhere. My favorite.
Better run your first crates. Wish me luck. Good luck, dude.
Yeah, I think the hardest part about this is gonna end up being no currency. And I think that
that is weird overall. I think that is... I don't know. I don't know how to feel about it.
Can you overthrow the mayor of a settlement?
You can.
There are different ways to destroy a settlement.
There is siege warfare where you can blow up the city.
You can declare war on the largest guild there.
You can push them out in terms of economy.
You can wo-lo-lo the general population.
That's why it's important to have a unified population that wants to vote for one specific
person because if you have it split in any way, it can cause serious problems where an
outsider can then take over your city and run it into the ground.
And we really don't want that.
Yeah.
That would be very bad.
Yeah.
You don't want an outsider ruining your city.
Yeah.
Like real life?
Yes.
It's in-game politics, man.
That's the whole point.
make a crate run for node currency? Yeah, you can. But I'm trying to see what it's like
to do this through quests. I don't know how viable this is to do this request to get node
currency. I have 40 right now.
Where the taxes is vanished, vanished into thin air, they don't, they go into a like a pile
inside of the node, and they cannot be extracted. So the mayor can't steal this,
Right. That's the whole point with that, is the mayor can't steal the money out of the out of the node.
It goes to node services and things like that and starting quests.
Remember the town system in Star Wars Galaxies? Dude, Star Wars is great.
Like, I...
I really wish they would make another Star Wars at MoMo.
Personally.
Can't steal yet? No, the idea is that you'll never be able to steal it.
Yeah, ever.
I just want SWEETWARE.
That's what I want.
I want more SWEETWARE.
Yeah, mayor can't steal tax money, correct.
It does not go to the mayor's wallet.
The mayor is unable to take it out of this system at all.
Like honestly, do you know what the real strat is?
The real strat is to inject your own mayor into another city that's not unified as to
who the mayor is going to be, and then crank taxes to 100% and walk away.
effectively destroy the the momentum of that city for one entire month. Like that's
how you do that. And that's why it's dangerous to have like a split interest
on your mare. Because if you if you do that and they inject somebody and that
that mare destroys the city you get to deal with them for a whole month dude.
And they can ruin the momentum of your city. Yeah.
What the hell?
What are those skeletons fighting each other?
What's going on here?
Whoa.
Okay.
,
I get eight of the 10 and 10 of
Yeah, this is like a lot of enemies and it just seems to be like summoning them more
and faster.
I'll put a skeleton fight club and sell tickets, dude, I'm on.
The first rule of Necromancer Club is nobody talks about Necromancer Club, alright bud.
Forget.
The Bone Zone. They'll call it the Bone Zone.
The Bone Zone.
Chasmidic with 2500 bits said Mary Chisler. Oh, great stinky goblin lord.
You're funny.
Mary, Mary Chisler to you too.
And a very merry Columbus to you.
What is this? Silverhorn? What's going on?
What, Mary sent me?
There's a map.
map to get the um brand drill yeah you gotta go into discord in the ashes of
creation discord if you can go there you can go into it and um that is that map
is there in i think of the guild objectives that is how you get out
there yeah and a to just message it to you oh oh i'm gonna let him do it come
Come on, do it! Get corrupted! That's a great idea!
I'm gonna burn to death. Hold up.
They got me.
Yep.
And now that guy's corrupted. As you can see right there.
Since he's corrupted now, he can't go to town.
I let him do it.
Because there were three of them, I would have lost the PvP.
Make him corrupted.
Hup!
I lose nothing for that dude, I don't give a shit at all.
Enjoy your corruption, buddy!
Yeah, that dude's gonna have a bad time for the next four and a half hours now.
That's very funny.
Yup, and that's what happens.
If you get attacked in PvP, you know you're not gonna win.
Just leave him.
Yup.
I didn't initiate PvP.
He attacked me and I let him do it.
You have to get him back.
Well, now that he's corrupted, he'll show up on my map and I can kill him anytime.
or his buddies will have to kill him.
Either way, he gets a shitload of XP debt for that.
Massive massive amount.
So now I'm gonna go out, where was I?
I guess it was south.
I gotta go back out south, go get my shit,
unless they stole it, which is funny.
But he's corrupted now, man.
How do you get rid of corruption?
You have to grind it off or die.
And if he dies, he gets 4x the amount of normal XP debt
that I would get, so he lost a lot for that.
And he dropped some of his actual gear, so he's got to basically die to a guard, and his friends have to pick up his stuff, but he lost dramatically more time than I did by doing that.
It is a foolish thing to do, and he also gained blight for it, which means that that is a permanent mark on his character for doing that.
Which means the next time he gets corruption will be much worse.
Throwaway character? No, he's like level 18, dude.
And for me, that amount of XP dead? That's like five minutes. I don't have to give a shit about that.
There's the game explain this mechanic absolutely yeah
You see if his corrupted asses around do you exist
Kill them if he's around yeah, oh yeah, cuz you you don't get flagged for killing a corrupted player
corrupted players are open season
and
did he run away
, they didn't take my stuff
really
OK
that's funny
I thought he was gonna take the stuff. It didn't do it. He just got corrupted and left
Enjoy your corruption, I guess, you know
Funny
Neat, yeah
Stream snapping probably yeah, but that's like way worse for him like I don't really have a problem there
Like that's not gonna hurt me at all
Yeah. Like, if you go corrupted, it is so much worse for you than it is for me.
And like, I'm understanding the game mechanics enough that, like, why would I fight back?
I'd be like, okay, do it. Have fun.
Like, we're not in the lullous zone, you know?
The amount of XP debt that I get from that is negligible. He gets 4x the amount, dude.
No, there's no benefit from corruption. That dude is having a bad time, though. Like...
That is only a bad thing you never ever want to have corruption on your character doesn't show up on the map
He will yeah
If he's around I think he probably ran into town and blew himself up
But the thing is is when you get corrupted you get like 4x the amount of exp dead
So like I got 45,000 from that which is not a big deal for me. That's like five elites, right?
But for that dude
He's gonna get four times that amount when he dies
And he has to have a buddy there to pick up his gear because if he doesn't
He's gonna die it like he loses his gear permanently
Yeah, no, it's gonna it's gonna be bad like
And it's based on your current level so like for me 45k is a meme for that dude
Whatever the amount is that he gets is gonna be dramatically larger based on his level
so like
Let them kill you
Just let him do it
It's not a detriment to you. It's more of a little bit of a waste of time. It's not a big deal and
And for them, devastating, right?
And since he gained blight from doing that, next time he gets corruption will be much worse, you know?
Much, much worse. You really don't want to get corrupted. I think the mycelium might be starting soon.
Oh no, logging out doesn't clear it, man. No, no, no, you have to die.
Or you have to grind it off and it takes hours to grind it off.
I'll give you an example. I killed Zoltralord one time as a joke and I got corrupted for it.
Just one player. It took me four and a half hours in a eight-man group just forming elites
to remove corruption for myself. It is not a joke. It is a mechanic you do not want to have.
So if somebody attacks you and you don't want a PvP if they're just being a dick,
let them kill you. Just be like, all right, good luck with that. Like, it's not
Something you want to engage in then
So if somebody kills you in open combat like that, and you don't fight back
It's basically it they're doing it out of spite
There's no reason to do that because it's such a detriment to your character like a bad detriment to your character
And it puts a huge target on your back. It does. Yeah, absolutely
Yeah, we got more of those but yeah, no, it's that's not a thing you want to engage into the game
It's such a mistake dude. It's very funny though
If someone attacks you and you have a pet, does the pet attack?
Uh, no.
You can set it to be defensive stance, but I have mine at assist, which means it only
attacks when I attack.
If you set it on defensive, it might attack back, yeah.
But setting it to defensive is like not normal.
I wouldn't do that.
Unless you're doing algorithmic tools, you could do normal commonsense.
I could do commonsense.
What is that?
what is that a GM there's no one on that wrap there my bug it's obviously like a
player's mouth but there's no whoa that was weird I don't like that that's
That's really strange dude.
That's funny.
Yeah, Ruchi, that was strange as shit.
Can you tame it?
No, that was the player's mount, but he was invisible in the mount for some reason.
I don't know why that was the gaze.
Yeah, corruption's pretty bad shit.
You don't want to deal with it.
Anyway, what's up, Ruchi?
the sec what's going on man my book is missing rates for node success it does
but I'm playing around with it just to see how long it takes check this cord
I'll check this for a little bit I want to I want to see how long this takes
because I'm interested is the biggest thing you know like I want to see
because it if it's bad I want to get feedback on it right that's sort of the
like I intentionally will go and like do things in the game that like seem inefficient at first then I go hey this doesn't feel good like I'll give you an example
there's these icepods you get for doing like lawless content and the icepods are called like lawless trophies and you can go turn them in for guild experience
but the problem is you need to make a scalp hook for that and if we go look at the scalp hook in crafting under weapon smithing
The Scalp Hook takes 10 Copper Fragments up a Cell Weapon Mold and a Defeatile Thread.
We get like 300 of those a day.
That's like 3000 Copper to do that and each of them gives like 1 to 10 experience for
the Guild and you need 16 million experience for the Guild.
Like that makes no sense.
That makes no sense.
So shit like that is like, it's very odd, right?
I'll probably do these ravens than be done with this area though.
I'm almost there.
Well, I even do it exactly.
A couple people farming copper that I know of.
Yeah, but it's not worth it, you know?
And you also need the same quality.
So if it's an epic one, you need epic copper,
which is like...
It's just not, it's not the play.
So I gave a bunch of feedback on that,
and I was like, this is not fun.
Here's feedback for you.
Yeah, you can get copper from volcanic rock and you can get zinc from coral for those wandering
in guild chat.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas to you.
I hope you're having a good day, man.
What are your thoughts on crafting material demands for depth gear?
They're very high.
I think crafting is still in a weird spot, but it's dramatically better than it was
last phase.
phase it was like like I want to say four hours for your first weapon it was
a mess oh you can get zinc and copper from volcanic that's kind of nice I
didn't realize that I did that yeah but it was bad dude like it was it was not
fun
hello
she's gonna make me open a magic gathering I'll do it for you for
Christmas, swear to God.
It's a bloomboro pack?
It's a booster pack for bloomboro.
This is your Christmas present now.
And this means you'll stream.
What if I open it?
It's all like the most common cards imaginable.
I don't know how to open these.
No, you said I have to open it.
Are you upset?
Are you worried?
Am I gonna bend it?
I'm opening it.
I can't even open this my hands are too big
Wait, wait, wait got it. I open it like a banana you peel it from the bottom it makes sense
All right, I've opened I've opened them. What is the art series? Oh, that's cool
It's a raccoon. It's a raccoon and it's like sleeping in the hand of a rat on a clone
And then I've got there's a shiny and there's a lot of shinies in this
Three tree scribe. It's a frog drood. That's cool and a swamp that's shiny for the calm for the common good
You read bloomboro. Yeah, I've not seen anything of bloomboro yet Valley rally, which is a silver
Lupin flower village I
know that is
Splash splash lasher
Yeah brazen collector, I really like that they have like a lot of raccoons just stealing shit like
That makes me happy seeing raccoons thieving
high stride
That's cool target creatures plus one plus three. Jesus Christ the creep
And it gains reach and you want to have it for one since we did all these enchantments get insane dude
This is not a camp's brew.
Camp's small.
Here, here, here.
They do this.
Facecam.
There.
You happy now?
Tempest Angler.
Look, you still can't see anything.
Isn't that great?
Isn't that awesome?
Because I don't have a setup for this.
Because I don't open carts.
Oh, what is that?
It could be anything.
It could be anything.
It's called cash grant.
And then shore up.
And it's something called Hidden Grotto.
And behind this card from Shea is the last card.
They're always weird.
The Hidden Grotto.
Let's see the last one.
The front?
The front?
It's not rare at all.
Do they not do the last card as the rare?
The front card is the rare.
So the rare one is the Frog Wizard.
Frog Lord, which you cannot even see.
He's a druid.
Here you go.
I got you cards.
And no streamer luck occurred.
Now you have to stream.
and
it's
wrong with it
,
what
what is good
and this angler
I don't know what any of these cards I did last flame last time I played Magic Gathering was whiteboarder
, that means the
It's only blue only blue only mono blue
Mono blue
Mono blue is the only way
This is the correct way to play Magic the Gathering I think
Yeah
Okay
You're welcome
I don't have a setup for this
No no streamer luck occurred
Red blue for storm
No, dude. Mono blue.
My- you don't understand. When I play Magic Gathering, I have one- one roll.
And that roll is to stop you from playing the game.
I don't have to win. I just have to stop you from playing.
That is really pretty. Look at that.
Look at the- look at the way the grass folds.
In a wave.
This game is beautiful sometimes, dude.
I think it really is, yeah.
You dectaplate your opponent?
Yeah.
It's all counters and milling.
It's all dectaplation.
only thing you know about mpg is black lotus and rats yeah I kind of stopped
playing magic around slivers because I didn't like them I thought they sucked
and that was not that fun to be honest wait are you just re-friendships with
only blue wait what is this ground looks really weird what is this is this
It's like a paved road, like a city road.
It looks untextured.
No, it looks really strange, dude.
It's like concrete, yeah.
It doesn't fit.
Yeah.
It's a highway?
It looks like concrete.
It doesn't look right.
Oh, this section's wrong.
Or maybe this is what it should look like, and that's missing the texture.
what's going on there. Yeah. That makes more sense. Now has tar based roads. Fair. Looks
like it's going all through the city too. That doesn't look right at all. Yeah. Alright,
I think I might get the gray quality ones and then we'll go from there. I think I
I don't have enough fish now.
Nine, thirteen, fourteen, I need one fish.
Set of the beach.
Yeah.
Time to go get a singular fish.
You think it's the underlayer for the Dexter? It might be.
This is what it should look like to be clear.
It should look like, you know, little stone bricks.
Yeah.
this is correct now just weirdness texture the joker with one thousand bits said
mary prisler i mean happy crisis i mean you're fishing java i'm just gonna
go fish one dude yeah there's no need that'd be totally fine
mary crumbus to you bud by the way i hope you have a good one
Aguana underscore stream said Merry Birthday Mr. AI, but present for all the Goblins Yaw
Glue, if any of you feel lonely and want to feel a little bit less hope on the discord
and chat with the other Yaw Goblin.
Stay strong and have good holidays, a good end of the year.
Yaw Love Cron Zero Love.
See you all around and one more Merry Birthday Mr. AI.
You're awesome dude.
I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful holiday and a happy new year as well.
Look how nice this looks. This is what I was talking about where sometimes this
game looks really shitty and sometimes it looks amazing. This is an example, right?
Like look how good this environment looks. Like that's crazy. Yeah, it's gorgeous.
It is. Is this the same game? Yes. Yes it is. And that's what I was saying is
like some environments just don't look good right now, but they will because
We've seen them make them look good, you know
Yeah, the clouds move they do. It's actually a storm system too. They change based on the weather
They're not just static in the sky
It's an important thing to call up for sure
See the mountains when you're crossing them earlier gave me the same to Wilderman. Yeah, what?
What just
where is my pet what just happened dude my pet disappeared and the bear ran off
into the woods and then came back for me and my pet is still summoned but missing
what is going on is he under the ground he's got to be in the world yeah I think
the pet fell through the world. It also looks like they still haven't fixed mounts not healing
themselves over time, which is a bit weird. Yeah, mandatory union break pretty much. I
might be a server worker boundary. Could be. How much glint cost per crate? Oh, I'm not
using glint for crates right now. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Somebody just accidentally
posted their stream key into global chat
that is wild dude I wonder if that's real cuz it it's exactly the format for a
stream key
Yeah, that's a string key, bud.
You should go regenerate that very rapidly.
People are telling him like, hey, are you alright, dude?
Like, holy shit.
Yeah, go regen that quick.
If that was real, because it's the right format.
If that's real, go regen that.
Holy shit, man.
That's not good.
I think he was copy-pasting because he, uh, he pasted like a global message right afterwards.
Poor guy.
That's rough.
What does that do?
It lets you stream on their channel?
It's not a, you don't give that up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, it's like your password to log in is this as the broadcast, right?
Like that's not, you don't want that.
Oh my God.
Boodoo, what specifically do you want me to fix on it, bud?
I do monthly updates.
If you haven't seen them yet, here.
You can go do updates just like that.
Yeah, somebody already got it before me.
Oh, there we go.
So every month there's a new update that goes out.
I posted on Reddit, on Twitter, on our Discord, and also on the Steam page.
So if you'd like something to be fixed, put in a bug report on our Discord so I
I could fix it. Whatever it is.
Open the pack.
What? I already opened a pack.
What are you talking about?
And I didn't get any streamer luck and Shay steam sad about it.
Shay has a full setup for doing this.
I don't. Yeah.
Thanks man. We'll do always do.
Win axolotls in your game immediately.
There actually are axolotls in the game and they're going in, in the next
big update, not this month, next month.
The next update that has axolotls is the end of animus so technically soon
It's just you're not gonna like them
They're gonna be axolotls you hate man. Yeah
There's a bug in Minecraft I don't have any Java. Oh speaking Minecraft is the server done
The server has been done, so you would never hate an axolotl?
You'll see.
You'll see.
Yeah, if you're wondering about this update, so I've been doing that since January when
we announced it, and the only one I missed was April, and I made an announcement to
say why I missed it, and I did like a big update in May, so it's mostly just like
a monthly update every month just go and build shit and send it out to the community and get feedback people like it and then we move on
What do you think this game so far I really like ashes actually I really really do and
It's something that I've played for the last two years. So I'm kind of biased, right?
I know where it's been and when we started it was just this zone and it was very tiny
And there was no grass and the game crashed all the time and it ran like shit
And now it's massive. Like absolutely massive.
Enormous, right?
And with that in mind, like, it runs way better.
The system is much better than it used to be.
Aren't the quests really annoying in it?
They are the best quests the game has ever had, right?
And I think it's dramatically better than the experience was even six months ago.
A lack of quests?
This is not a theme park MMO, right?
So like if you're looking for a World of Warcraft-like experience, this is not the game for you.
It's a social sandbox in a mode, very similar to like EVE Online or Albion.
A lot of the quests that you do are based on objectives you set for yourself.
Like I have an objective right now where I'm kind of just dorking around out here in the woods
and building up to get some crates.
But I don't know if it'll work. We'll have to see.
I need some more stone now, I think, 26. No, I should be good.
Got my fish.
I think I have to play this game now.
We stopped 5 PV tanks in New World the week before it was shut down, and now you're homeless. Complete this.
You might like New World. New World is kind of social sandbox adjacent with the way that cities worked in New World.
This will be familiar to you.
Also, tanking this game is very dynamic.
and it is very apparent when you have a good tank versus a bad tank because it
is much harder you have to use guards you have to use blocks you have to use
dodges correctly if you don't keep your grid up you die like there's all kinds
of stuff you have to do as a tank in this it's much harder much much harder
is New World economy fixed? New World is dead yeah that game's done
Yeah, you know, it's they're shutting it down. So
Yeah, you can tell much in like if you have a good tank based on how much face oil is on the keyboard
I agree with that that makes sense
Territor kind of similar blocking feature for tanks, that's cool. Yeah, it's really cool actually
You actually loved gathering system in New World?
I did too. Um, they took a lot from that for this game.
So any tree, any rock, anything that you see, you can mine it.
You can harvest it like all of it.
And the game is beautiful when it wants to be.
At night, it kind of looks shitty.
During the day, amazing working.
Huh.
Yeah, so all these, you can harvest all of this.
Anything you want to.
Terra is still the best MMORPG in terms of combat.
I could see where you're coming from on that.
Terra had amazing combat.
This is like Guild Wars 2 in terms of combat.
Any idea the subscription cost after release, it'll be $15.15 per month.
And that's it.
No box price.
And no pay-to-win.
Thank God.
They've made that a company promise is if they ever release pay to win in the game like
it's over.
Like we're all just quitting basically.
I'm done with it.
I won't play it.
And they've said that they will never introduce pay to win which is the only reason I am
super invested in this.
Is I want to play a game that's a social sandbox EVE online style with no pay to
win.
That's what I want.
And it is fit all of my expectations.
You know.
a bunch of glint.
So that doesn't cost you there. Let's look at this for commodity station.
Press flowers cost node currency.
This costs just silver. And this is for guild xp.
Interesting. So to make one that makes gold, you got to use node currency. I didn't know that.
I do not want to become a citizens citizen. Let's go grab this. That's the guild seals of valor
How much do guild seals of valor even give?
That takes six that's six silver seventy copper
I think that's a gray one though that gives one xp to the guild. Why would anyone do this?
right? like
that seems stupid, yeah
we need 16 million experience, right?
that seems really dumb
give Mori a speed of distance? no, you would never do that
like that's that's crazy mr. Tarmac would you like to join me
All right, let's see.
Boop, boop, boop.
There we go, there's the first one.
Now for the next one.
And fish.
And then another certificate.
Craft that one.
You feel like you'll XP economy needs a massive improvement?
It's pretty bad.
I'm really not happy with it.
I don't think that players should do it this way.
You know I feel like what should happen is that every time you do anything that
gives you XP it should give you it should give you guild XP as well in addition and I just don't
think the current system feels good as a player I don't think it's good have you'd like to come
join for a a caravan my dude I've got my I've got my mount out right here moon stradding
the forges calling fair
I should probably go sell some of this glint. I've got a little bit of glint on me. I didn't sell that.
sell that off, sell this off, sell...
you can't sell that for the little bit of this vendor?
alright
there we go, and off we head
Oh, we got another guy running with us.
Wait for me?
Alright.
Is it full res?
Reset a release?
Yes it is.
Yeah.
It will be a full reset.
Niko Spud with 500 bits said happy holidays to everyone here who celebrate an ablourious
Thursday to those that don't.
In case no one has said it to you today, you are worth it, you are worth caring
about.
There you are.
If you need to rest then rest. We know you got this
Yeah, no if you need to rest rest
life is
Life is good man
May not be good all the time, but it's good in general
The world is better with you in it. So stick around
The great goddess Freya said don't ever doubt that you were worthy of the love you receive because you are
Hello, Xander.
I did it.
I got three shooting crates.
If you need rest, just spin an express server.
Okay, buddy.
Criticulous.
It's very funny.
What is this?
I don't think I've been here before.
White area there.
15% at home.
Lil Orphan Timmy.
I love the look of this mount.
It feels really cool.
Like, look how crazy this mount looks, man.
really pretty love that yeah waiting on those ads camel giraffe pretty much it's
more like a it's like a long deer right long deer and it's blinded so just moves
in the direction it's told but it's a moon strider crete mule it's the next
year up reindeer camel dude off we go
wondering what the best route is up to the next city the other question is is
it better to go from jova to new to miraleth or is it better to go from new
ailing to miraleth and I've always kind of wondered I don't know actually is
Is there a way to tell?
Is there a way to tell the difference between these two?
How do we tell the value before we head there?
You can shift click the crate.
That just gives me link item.
Shift left click on the crate?
Oh, oh shit.
Okay.
Okay
So each crate would give five hundred thousand guild experience if we go all the way up to Valgedon
from New Aila
That's a hell of a distance though
So if we go to
We go all the way to Brian barrel, can I take these to Brian barrel right now? I don't think we can though, right?
I don't think it's possible
We've got Jova here.
That's just 80,000.
That's not very good.
Uh, Jova...
Where's Mirrorleaf?
Mirrorleaf is better.
Yeah.
Mirrorleaf is 72 kilometers.
Jova's quite, quite close.
But I think we should do Mirrorleaf.
That's where I would do it.
Hello, Zodepax!
Invite to party.
There you go, bud.
We could take them and store them in the crate storage.
Good.
But I think it's more interesting this way.
I'm gonna get Lil' Orphan Timmy as well.
Invite to party.
Yeah, then we'll go mirrorless.
Could be fun.
Make sure to be on the road, you move faster.
So Tex, where are you going?
Yeah, we could take this right up here,
go up through the alien gate.
Should be fun.
Mule rules.
You know, mule runs are fun, man.
How many ways is that, thanks.
I think mule runs are a really fun thing.
If you, oh, we're putting in a new champion, thank you.
If you do, like if you do mule runs,
this is how you make gold in the game really easily, too.
So you go and put together a crate, run that crate,
you run the money one,
and then after you run the money one,
you just get a ton of cash, you know.
This one, the mule run,
is I'm doing it for guild XP.
So this is gonna help the guild to level up
so we can get more people in the guild is the idea.
But each one of these if we pull it up on my character the idea is that going to mirror left
You do mirror distance from node node name
There we go mirror left that's a hundred and seventy thousand experience to the guild per crate and I've got three crates
So we should be pretty styling with that
because that'll be another 300k minimum like almost yeah 400k just about so
that'll help to get a lot we got to get the 16 million so is that the new silk
road alright it's got a silk road like it that way
what are the lower denominations from what you all have said sounds like gold
is the highest one gold is is the highest then you have silver then you have
copper right I don't have very much gold right now I've spent it all on
professions. It's a huge problem. So how much money do you get from the cheapest
crate? It depends. Right. I'm doing the cheapest crates right now, and I'm doing
Guild XP. So I'm not doing a money run. I'm doing a guild run to try and help the
guild. They said, what did they say? Money crate says it will make 81 silver.
See if it's affected by local taxes. That's true. I don't know if it is
affected by local taxes. Miraleth might have high taxes. That's the
other thing is I want to set up low taxes for a city so that we can do
better crate runs because there's no reason for that. 25% is crazy. Can you show me your
current scepter? I'm actually using a two-handed magical greatsword right now. And it's vicious.
So I'm not using a scepter. Using a beastly thing, dude. It is radiant, but it's gray.
So, you heard Merlitha's 50% taxes?
Why?
Why?
That's insane, dude.
No, that's bonkers.
Trying to rush progression with higher taxes you don't need to.
That just sounds like greed, yeah.
It mirrors 9% you're just there, okay that's good.
Yeah, that's really good.
So there's another type of caravan mechanic that isn't this one.
This is running crates yourself, right?
That's the mule.
The caravan mechanic actually has you have a big, like, it's a caravan and it enters
a PvP enabled zone around it.
And that is very, very, very cool.
And we'll get you a lot of material.
Running crates though, like this, everyone can run one.
And any player can do this solo, so that's important.
being instead of tied to raising taxes,
risk versus reward of everything.
Well, I mean, the thing is,
if you run higher taxes,
you can get more, I guess, quests for your people.
Maybe you have a tax day, right?
Once a month, kind of a thing,
but you don't really need to do that.
How do you access things from your warehouse?
I have no idea.
I love that it's a different crate for every city,
like we get New Island citrus this way.
That's quite fun.
I like that.
Oh, the sun.
Does this game have an auto walk where you set your character and you should go?
No, it's not like Black Desert Online.
You actually have to like aim your character and everything.
You can just hit auto run, which is what I'm doing right now and I can just be like this,
but you're going to go in a straight line.
Can you take multiple days to run crates?
Yes, technically yeah.
I don't know what happens with your mount though because if you have them on the
mule and you log out, I think they just drop on the ground.
Oh, there's that, right?
Oh, Asus Moose said Merry Solstice and Happy Holidays.
Happy Holidays, dude?
Why have some people never butchers?
Because of their raw animal magnetism.
What is- what?
Yeah, you can put them in storage. You can.
You have to go to a settlement and store them though, so if you stop out on the road, they just drop on the ground.
The world looks so empty. We're riding on a settled area of the map on a road in a safe
area. So much emptier here. It's not like World of Warcraft. We have fields of wolves.
The world is enormous, by the way. We've gone from there to there on the map while
I've been running these crates. I was told if you log out, your mount drops the crate.
I'm pretty sure that's the way it works, yeah.
Yeah, you can do the same thing with a boat. Yeah.
You want to stay on the roads generally though, because you get faster movement speed on the roads if they're good enough roads.
Can settlers go back to wild? Yes, they can.
So a city can fall into disrepair, it can also be attacked by people in a siege.
So if people don't live there, it slowly withers away.
And if it gets siege, then you can blow it up and get everything in everybody's storage that was in that city.
So people start to leave. They start to abandon ship, and they take all their stuff with them.
Or they stay in fight. It depends on what that player wants to do, and it's completely up to them.
If the city is lost in a siege, it goes back to wilderness. It's gone.
And then they have to build it all over again, which is terrifying.
But will happen.
Have a great day you too, man.
Googly underscore, eyed underscore, beasts said cherry mismas and hoppy holidays for
and chat.
It has been a challenging year but here is to a peaceful, healthy, and abundant you
near.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
And I hope you have a good holiday season.
Thank you, boy.
This game is just Oregon Trail 2?
No, this is one of the activities in the game.
You don't have to do this.
You can do all kinds of stuff, right?
Yeah, why are you like this and thank you?
Exactly.
VidCon.
Oh, is it Dwarf?
Dwarf Tank.
That's cool.
Oh, yeah.
But the general idea is the map is big.
There's a lot going on, right?
And there's so much stuff you can do.
So many different ways to play the game.
And right now I'm running crates
because it helps the guild.
Yeah.
Hey, Red Worm, come join us.
Let me get you in the party, bud.
That is if I can click you,
but you're a spider right now.
You say something at local
so I can invite you
because I literally can't click you
because your mount is like weird geometry.
Got you.
Invite the party, there we go.
I'm really glad that Kick from Guild
is right next to Invite the party.
That's a really good UI choice, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I hope that has a RU shirt, you know.
Insane, actually.
Oh, we are missing a player.
We can go back to the sheet to invite.
Let's see who is on.
G Invite, Niazzalea.
Ah, you were at the top of the list.
Congratulations.
Deleted.
Done.
Might have been someone deleting their character
to make it all or going somewhere else.
Do they have their own engine for this game?
It's an Unreal.
Unreal Engine.
I think it's 5.6, 7, I don't know, it's an amount.
God damn grims.
5.7.
Okay.
I was going to say, I remember, I'm pretty sure it was in four when they started, by
the way, like really early days.
I'm pretty sure it was in Unreal Engine four.
Okay, we're almost in the New Ailin' Gate region, dude.
I don't understand why like low level monsters still attack you.
Like that thing is level 4.
It should go away.
There we go.
Do players build and maintain their roads?
Yes.
maintained by players. They're actually maintained by cities. And when you're in areas like this,
there's no maintenance for it because they're just open roads like that. But the whole area
around that node, that entire region, will get different roads based on the strength
of the roads provided by the city. So you build them. Yeah. Will the game be subscription
based? Yes. It will be $15 a month and no box price, meaning it does not cost money
up front. It's just the $15. So if you end up not liking it, it's the cost
of an indie game, you know, which I think is a really good move personally. I think that's
a, that's a better model. I got sick of buy a video game, then pay a subscription fee
and also, you know, pay some kind of bullshit for like pay to win features in the game and
like all that crap. I just hate it. It's not even finished. There's no subscription
fee right now. Right now it's just pay for it once. I think it's 40 bucks on
steam. And then you just get it until it comes out and it's going to be like
a year, year and a half before they launch the game fully so we're not paying subscriptions
that entire time. There's no subscription right now. Yep. As compared to Black Desert,
I bounced off Black Desert. I don't know what the reason was but it was a long time
ago so maybe it's changed, you know. Nice lizard dude. Okay, I think we can just
go all the way across here and then up along that road there. Yeah, we'll do that. Play like
three months and you're playing for free. Essentially. Yeah. I mean, I got the game
two years ago. I've never paid a subscription still because I've played the game since
the beginning, right? I feel like I have more than got my money's worth like beyond
that. And my hope is that they continue making this game and launch it and I will continue
playing this game, right? Yeah, it was a mon month sub at the same version too, it will
be what it launches but that's a very long time from now, like you're talking a year
or more dude. Happy holidays, happy holidays to you man.
I am bare warrior with 500 bits said Merry Christmas lore from down under, it's been
a cool crisp 40 degrees centigrade a day or 104 degrees feet as the Americans
measure temperature it's like I always say it ain't Christmas if you haven't
sweat your balls off before lunch is served that's ridiculous you're insane
okay it looks like we're not able to go in there so we have to go this way with
these being upgrade for you let me see no I am using soul seekers if I can
get a full set of soul seekers. That's going to be dramatically better because it comes
with 62 int on a two piece. Yeah, I'm looking to get all soul seeker. Thank you, though,
poet, because those are good. Those are actually like really good, but they're just not good
enough for me. Yeah they're very strong. Hello there, why hello do you up here having a good
day man? Karamak with 500 bits said if people are saying crates are too hard, those people
may have simply had bad run ins with crate bandits. Otherwise, the crate guide explains
how to mule crepe pretty well. But then again, I am the trash goblin maid who hauls garbage
on my garbage truck mule for easy cash.
Kiatr Shrugator CEC.
It is really good money, but there are crepe bandits, they do exist, there are players
that do that. And if you don't fight back they get corrupted, which is funny. But
that's normal stuff man. Yeah. Some stole my catfish, F.
The thing is, is you can go be a crepe added too.
That's totally fine.
And if you wait until the variant, like that guy's running it right there.
If a dude dies at the end of the run, you just turn it in and you get all the stuff.
It's quite funny.
Does the man have stamina?
It's got like a speed boost called dash, where it's a 30 second cooldown gives
35% movement speed for like 10 seconds.
But it's good.
Like it's a really good thing.
a guild name dude holy shit incredible was that a height you started a hype trim
hell yeah man thank you thank you very much rime axolotl with 500 bits said hello goblin lord
ferret friend a cursed quest giver void summoner short whale enjoyer avatar of zinch
grower of grass that is just trees so trash strat the starter crates have a set price
to sell for, and don't diminish as far as we can tell, they cost about 20s to make 3,
sell for about 70ish silver for all 3, no node currency required.
So you make 50s per trip and the trip takes about 11 minutes total and you can just run
it as long as you have the mats to run crates.
Thoughts?
That's really good?
Do that.
Yeah look at all these crate runners.
They're doing the joe vita mirror left run smart
Like really smart actually look at all the crate runners and go
That's the thing is like joe vita mirror left is the standard route
Is it's such an easy run it's like a really easy run
What any game did you miss? None today. It's Christmas. I don't want people, I don't want
any devs to choose between showing their game off to like between showing your game off
and like having time with their family. That doesn't make any sense.
Torix with the 10 gifted subs. Mobilebubble with the five. Holy shit man. Big truck
with the five thank you very much you guys are amazing so good and requires no
currency I legit feel like it shouldn't be a thing there should always be
mechanics to catch people back up and I think that's a that's a good thing man
I don't think that's a negative at all I think it's a very positive thing to
have systems like that that allow people to still just just grind the game
you know especially solo
you ever considered picking up a guitar with a head of hair like that
Dude, I am musically illiterate, my dude.
I have tried music, and it's, uh, it's not my thing.
I don't think I've ever been able to be good at that.
I also have that part of my finger, is that part of my hand.
So I can't feel the end of my fingers, so I can't play guitar.
At least not with that hand.
I have to play it reverse.
Do the melee abilities in this game feel better than WoWs?
Yes.
And the reason why is every melee ability is in AoE centered around your character.
Which is very nice. Yeah.
Oh. Code red.
You need red worm? Oh, there we go. Code red is here.
Invite to party.
Now it's a caravan.
Seems like a lot of travel. That's cause we're doing a traveling activity.
You know, that's the whole idea with that.
You're musically deaf?
I'm just musically a potato dude, like that's not...
That's why I was trying to do it. I was like dude, I can't do this.
Yeah.
No offense to the left-handed? I...
That's me.
But I got this, so it makes it weird.
But I have to play the other way around for strings, so...
If I was gonna play anyway.
What is gonna be the pirate guild designated mount none you just do whatever's fastest to be real
We have manatees for the ocean though. Shoal skippers are the way to go like a hundred percent
Autry thank you the ten gifted subs you absolute mad lad is incredibly nice of you music gives you Star Trek vibes really
Thank you guys very much the hype train is now level six
What's the benefit of running crates like this on mounts instead of a caravan?
Well, the caravan creates a PvP enabled zone around it.
The mules do not.
And because of that, no one can just openly attack me.
If they do kill me, then they get corrupted.
If you attack a caravan, that's intended.
We need to have a guild together for the caravans.
That's not a little baby thing.
Mules are the way to go.
Especially with a mule that carries three crates.
That's nice.
Slowest landmine you have.
Yeah, there's another one that moves at 120% speed
and carries two crates, but we don't have those yet.
I think it's journeyman.
WLNR, are you in the guild list?
Whoa, game just tried to crash.
That was weird.
We check.
WLNR, yes, you are on the guild list.
You've been on it for a little while.
We just had one slot today. I'm running these crates so that we can get more people onto the guild
So just to be clear with you
This is this is being done so I can get more people like you into the guild
We just need more people doing this
How does corruption work?
So if you attack a player and they don't attack back and they're not flagged for BVP and you kill them
You become corrupted and corruption is very bad
First off, you get a stat called Blight for every person you kill like this, and that makes the next source of corruption larger.
It takes about four hours to grind corruption off. If you die while you have it on, you get four times as much
EXP debt, which is terrifying. And if you...
If you do that, you can't change your gear, and when you die, you drop a piece of your actual gear.
I think it's three pieces for tier one.
Guards kill you.
What else?
And you have reduced stats and you show up in people's mini-maps. Is that simple flips?
Shout out to simple flips. Good morning for a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you, too, man. I've been having a wonderful day
It's good seeing you, dude
Every time anyone talks about shout out to you harder. Oh every time anyone talks about like speedrunning or Mario
I'm like go look at simple flips look at him
We're gonna go down the river the river is good
Holy shit, Torex with the 20 gifted subs, man.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very very much, dude.
What a boss.
That's extremely punishing, thanks for explaining.
Yeah, that's why I didn't fight back when that dude attacked me in PvP earlier.
I was like, just kill me.
And he went corrupted, you can see his character turned red.
I was like, good.
Like I'm, I'm well aware of the detriment of the corruption system.
Last time I corrupted was last phase, and I killed Zoltralord as a joke.
It took me four and a half hours to grind off the corruption in an 8 man party and we
were only killing elites.
It was horrifying.
You can let yourself be killed to get rid of corruption, yeah, but you get so much
EXP debt.
You might as well just grind it off.
How do you feel about the Guild Iron Ocean?
Don't know them.
Yeah, no idea.
Four and a half hour joke, my kind of joke.
Fair.
And now his ultralord doesn't play. That's true. The reason his ultralord doesn't play
those is because he stated that it's a bad game because there's no pay to win.
And that's not a joke. He actually wants pay to win in the video game. He prefers
it because he wants to play for this credit card. Yeah, that's ultralord. Yeah, that's
That's not a meme.
He literally, like we played Eve online together and he spent so much money using Triglavian
ships in the first two days.
He spent thousands of dollars on skill injectors and then he fell asleep on a gate camp once
and we brought him into a hole using starter ships.
We all docked up, got starter ships, brought them out and shot him until he was in a
hole.
Actually
Our notions is the guild that operates out of KT the training mobs and amules caravans and have abused the caravan corruption baiting
We're iffy on them. Oh, yeah, that's kind of shitty behavior like to be honest with you
training mobs on a caravans is
That's I know that they ban people for that early on
um, previous phases, so like that's, that's if you shit, I wouldn't do it.
Legitimately.
This dude's name is Adult Film.
That's amazing. You're amazing.
That's gonna be your name forever, dude.
They've been polite cordial, but do that kind of stuff? Weird.
I mean, yeah, the thing is, is guilds are made up of individuals, right?
It may not be a guild objective for them to do that shit.
It may just be like a couple of people in the guild doing it. We don't know but yeah
I don't know anything about them. They haven't reached out in terms of diplomacy. I'd love to talk to their people
Always do all right now. We need to go find the turn in spot here
I cut a bit of when you started have you touched runescape much lately I slapped the crab every day every day
Have you met any corrupted guilds? No, they don't last long. There's a couple of guilds
They're like we're gonna be fully corrupted
We're always gonna attack people in PvP and then they're like hey man
I'm poor and I don't have any XP anymore and my stats are very low
What do I do? And I go you don't get corrupted and then they fall apart
which is
Why corruption is bad?
Don't do that. Yeah
Yeah, we're going to the Marys house. I think it's up more. Looks like it will be. Oh, no,
we have to go around. Okay, this is like Halcyon's old setup. Can I get the username?
I want to add you do it. My username is the same one that I used all the way from
World of Warcraft Classic way back in the day, like vanilla vanilla, you know, like
I hit random on making a mage, and that was it.
And that was an undead mage for ages, man.
These are still not loading the textures.
Oh, look how fast it is.
We got the zoomies.
Thank you, the five gifted subs, your badass.
Hype train is at 30 seconds.
Can you have several characters in the same server?
Yes.
Oh!
You've done it.
You've done it.
All right, where do I turn this thing in?
Where do I sell this?
I actually don't know where it goes.
Isn't this guy?
Man, it'd be really cool if I could interact with this NBC.
There we go.
That's a good odd.
Sell that.
And then get my next one another saddlebag
Sell that one
And then get the next one
Wait, where's my the crate?
Well, that was weird it's on top and then sell that one
And there we go
And I got 300,000 XP for the guild
Sick.
This is music from our bound? Yes it is.
And you've started the hype for level 10, so this is what happens.
Lil' Whorf and Timmy!
You're a badass.
We're gonna get all the guild eggs screen.
Thank you very much, man.
Yeah, this is actually the combat music from the fight that I'm working on right now.
It will not be ready this month.
It will be more next month.
You and Marcus have to your playlist.
Thanks, man.
Do you want to pull part about this song?
Pull this up.
You hear this part?
Like this part of the song?
There's two characters and they have different music the entire time and they have different
instruments.
Which one's empowered it switches back and forth.
This one right here.
So that instrument is one of the characters.
The other instrument plays the same thing.
They can actually play at the same time.
Yeah it's a great song.
Awesome song.
Captions like that make all the difference.
Yeah, the idea is to fade the track back and forth based on which character is currently active.
When we finish our band, I do monthly updates, actually.
So every month I put out new content.
This month is going to be a whole bunch of new dialogue, I think, for the picnic,
because I didn't like the amount of month that I had in that, I think I only had 75 dialogue lines
and I want to be adding another 200 to 300 more. Here's the idea.
How much gold did we get? We did not get gold, actually.
We got Guild Seals and Valor.
So I'm going to start making these. It's 100k per each one of these big ones.
It's 10k per on each one of these.
Eat them.
You can see the guild XP going up.
If we reach another level, then we'll be able to have 15 more people in the guild and get
another bonus for the whole guild.
one minute left of a high trade
is make you click each one yes it is insufferable
I really don't like this at all I wish it was not like this
you also can't mass sell items to which is like
Why?
I'm at a node currency, unfortunately.
But we got to 13.4 million, just about.
So that gave us over a million.
We're almost all working together there.
of
hell yeah
that's good shit
all it's about 10
fully automated luxury high-trend music
to send it
to me at a farming to do the game now there's nothing like that yeah there's always you have to be active you have to do stuff you know
with that in mind I need to go and run more shit so get these on get that on
go and pop into probably this is good novice fishing satchel put that in
there I should put the rucksack there with this here and off it goes
Uh, Raycleric, if you are there, please have them put in a Diplomacy Ticket.
Diplomacy Request in the Discord.
Once they put that in, we can put them through the normal process.
That's the most important thing.
Thanks, man.
Yeah, it's, um, I have a whole diplomatic process for all this so that it's easy
to do.
Mirrorless Commodity Certificate.
They have super low taxes.
Hmm.
Hey, Marcy, what's up?
You wanna re-enlist the pirates?
All right.
Adding you to the list, dude.
Marcy, there we go.
There's a lot of people in the list,
but doing activities like this
allows to help that.
If everyone in the guild ran one set of crates like that,
we would be probably level five
and we'd get 30 more people in the guild.
I don't know yet.
Flaregron.
Or Flaregron.
Your name is difficult for me.
Yeah.
Take party messages from money report.
Let's see what you got.
You made 1.8 gold from Miradaville.
Damn.
That's not bad at all.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, honestly, the best route you guys can do overall is going to be Jova to Miraleth
and back again, just back and forth between these two right now.
The reason why is the entire middle section here is protected by being in a very low-beat
zone, so it's unlikely you'll be attacked.
If you leave Halcyon, you're probably going to be attacked because that's quite close
to turquoise sea where we live that's a lot more dangerous to be honest yeah quite a bit more dangerous
what does their mount look like oh they get the pride strider over here i forgot about that one
you're on the list is nevy sonno but it should just be nevy let me look nevy nevy sonno yep
You're on the list is that you are number 21 in the list. I will change it back to just nevy. Good shot, dude
Even Zen Bromor is a good route. I think that's the thing. It's really nice, right? Like it's
It ends up being really fun because you come up with your own routes
What do you think is best and that's going to change based on where the bandits are like where players are fighting and trying to kill you
Changes based on time of day or what server you're on or if you're streaming or not streaming like all of that, right?
Yeah, Nova, what character name are you, man?
By the way, using all those tokens, it's still spamming my chat with all the tokens I used.
It's now showing me that I gained one experience.
So I can't even read my chat in game.
It's a mess. It's like a millions, a million of these.
I'll show you what I'm talking about here.
Like, look at this.
They're still going.
Like...
Every token told me how much XP it gave.
And it like, cashed them, so it's been slowly doing this.
For the last, like, five minutes.
It's still going. It's adding more. Look at this.
Wait, wait.
It's doing batches. Look.
It's still going.
It's literally still going, dude.
Oh my god. What a mess.
Yeah, you have to turn it off in the settings.
New Aila Merlith Common Money Crate earned only 34 silver.
Really?
The common one was only 34 silver.
That cost 10 silver to make it, so you only made 24 silver profit.
That's not very good.
That's quite low.
Where are these starter crates that people were talking about, by the way?
Even if it indicated 81 silver, if it indicated 81 silver and you only got that much,
you should go and report it.
That's a bum, because we got the right amount of tokens.
We got the exact amount it said it was going to be.
Did Bami block make it on the list and we look Bami block.
Yes.
There's a Bami.
Are you sure you spelled that right?
Is it Bambi block?
Is it Bami block?
There's a typo here.
All right, that's fixed.
He's got a spider mount.
Which mount is that actually?
It's a Rootway spider.
All right, I need to go and get more node currency.
So how do we get node currency now?
Because it used to be just run commissions.
That was it, but they've changed this entirely.
All I could is red on it, bud.
Settlement commodity services.
This is what we're after.
This cost note currency.
I need to make note currency.
Yeah, how do I make note currency?
Check your Discord thing.
What?
You'll create or is that the one?
This is a pretty complicated system I think for a new player, legitimately so.
I think it's weird for a new player.
It's an AP general on it.
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there we go
there we go
make those off
to
the idea was to not read it yet because I don't I'm not doing the activity
I could monitor it you need materials from the region packing in yes normal
I don't worry to the crate follows normal crafting rules
okay
one of these uncommon crates makes 266 currency from here to Val
Okay, so if I ran a common crate I should get enough currency to run more crates if I go
Common crate from here to
Jova because I have enough currency for that and then I can pack it with basic shit, right?
That's what it looks like. I'm looking at here
So I should just get my Meryleth commodity certificate and they get the materials to go and pack this crate here
I don't have enough right now, but that's okay
Do I have the stone for it?
I've got the stone.
I need four more fish, now three more fish, and I need ten more plants, so I'm gonna grab
that.
It'll use Glint to do the actual craft.
For this one, it uses Glint.
Let me make sure.
So I need eight green, eight white.
That's fine, I'll just go kill monsters.
I can tell if someone is flagged, they have a giant purple symbol next to their
name.
obvious like super bright super obvious yeah
congrats the one cake gifted dude torque hockey came in and did that and
then escaped I was a kind of blown away that was wild dude what is this
a long quest a long quest I like long quests was a fun yeah it shows the flag
in the minimap too if they're corrupted it shows them on the minimap I don't know
I don't know if it's PvP that does. I don't think it does.
I think I can just fish here.
Hell yeah.
I just need three fish, because I don't have enough food currency to run this more.
Were your expectations met after playing this game for X amount of hours?
Yes, yes they were.
In fact, the expectations were exceeded with the amount of extra stuff they've added to the game in the time that I've been away.
I've been gone for about six months, and the game is in a dramatically better position than it was before.
It is not finished. There's still a lot to go, but it is much better than it was.
And that's all I can ask for as a player.
And the thing is, as a player, I was like, this sucks in the last phase.
I did not enjoy myself, so I stopped playing the game, and they improved it, and now I'm back.
They improved it enough that I came back from disliking the game.
Oh, the big lad.
Oh, Mr. Frog, you're so big. Who made you so big?
How did you get so big? Don't eat that.
Look at that. Look at that.
How'd you get so big? You gonna eat me?
You gonna run?
Ugh. You're so big.
You're so big.
He's a huge lad.
Ow! He bit me!
Thank you.
Mr. Toad, you won't bite me, will you?
You're nicer. Oh, you got hiccups. Oh, my little man. Go say hello. You got hiccups.
You're gnawing my hello. Go say hello to them.
He tried to steal. All right, I gotta go wash my hands because they're giant oily
leads, so be right back.
I have returned.
I have food and it's delicious.
very tasty.
Oh, there's salmon out here.
PC Tech, you mean our wikipages or Wikipedia?
Who's the absolute unit you just cradled?
That is frog, frog and toad.
I haven't read the Wikipedia page for that, to be honest with you, we have an internal
wiki for all of ours.
The frog and toad are massive dude.
Merry Christmas bug, very funny by the way, yeah no, they're super big dude.
They're huge, their dad was six pounds, so they're above five pounds each right
now.
And it's their first winter so they're real bulky right now.
I like similar wrestlers, very muscle.
But covered in oil.
So you got to wash your hands afterwards.
And it's sticky like, um, like playing tar.
It's like, it's not.
It feels, it makes your hands feel weird.
What is this?
You just giving me a crate, dude?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Well, thank you.
I guess we can go run that then.
Alright.
I'm in a sa- I guess I'll get tickets here later.
Oily like otters, um, kind of.
Otters are kind of oily to keep out the water, but they're- these guys are oily like sticky, right?
Can you get the moon shredder? Tix tamed this and gave me one.
Tix is our resident animal handler.
That was a very good job.
You farm here a lot? Thanks man.
I guess we'll take this off to be of the city and then, um, we'll go from there.
Take it over to Jova. Jova's a good idea.
All right. TTS time.
Progressivedub said happy Christmas to the goblins, Thor, Shea and ferrets.
Thank you for being a fun, positive, rational voice in this ever-changing world.
You're awesome dude. Thank you for being here. Means a lot to me. I hope you have a wonderful holiday.
TopUnderscoreT UnderscoreDrinker said just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health.
health. These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to
their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it
on. So after all we've been know together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship
and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 you're the best gymnastics group anyone
could ask for. What? Best wishes, Ellen. I was so confused over why I didn't wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's very funny. Oh, the question described leads
to the dungeon tower of garfin. Oh, I used to find the share of the place. Previous
phases. We'll be doing that soon. That's so funny, man.
Oh yeah, Tix. Tix has an alt name Tix7. It's very upsetting. I'm going to keep eating
this food. Delicious Christmas food. Also at around noon today, I need to take a break
can call my grandma and my dad. So it'll be my day.
Kingdom Chan said I didn't know he could use points dang. Well it's Christmas and him approaching
the year anniversary of my loss. I had some hard struggles this month but I am getting
better. I know losing PPL is normal but Im glad I am part of this community and being
friends with you and Zultralord. It's been an honor to be friends with the Mountain Dewman.
Thank you for everything and Ty for helping me get through this with your messages I hope
your Christmas is good and truly thank you for the support.
in terms of grief. Do it in the way that feels best to you. And I'm glad you're still around.
So, keep kicking ass. Happy New Year and Merry Christmas, man.
MaxivaMillion said Happy Holidays for Inferites. It's my first ever time alone during this time, so thank you for streaming today.
Also thanks to a strange twist in me randomly bringing up the Horse Girl game, I found that my mum's cousin is the jockey Richard guest, who won the 2001 Grand National on Red Marauder.
Wow, that's wild
Now it's like super wild action
Rock and stone to the bone dude. I'm trying to get off material so when we get to the next place
I can just get three more crates and do it again
Yeah, horse game, I'm gonna assume it.
If I'm even pronouncing that right, which I'm probably not.
Yeah, I'm gonna call my dad later today. He's not awake yet, dude. Like, it's 4 a.m. here.
My dad and my grandma are both asleep. At least they'd better be.
You get fishing in the pirate island?
So I put in a bug report with that and I reached out to the dev team because I'm like, dude,
why can't we fish?
We're on an island.
That seems insane.
Right?
Like, there's no, there's no reason for that.
That's okay, Zotac.
good one man.
off we go.
You just have a plot form on those aren't in right now they will be eventually but
I guess they're reworking them in some way.
How complete is this game?
I would say it's come a massive way in the last year and a half.
Like it used to be very tiny.
It ran like shit.
The servers were breaking all the time.
The in-game economy was completely scuffed.
It got worse for a little while
and now it's gotten dramatically better.
It's better than it ever has been.
It is closer to being a game than ever.
Enough so that there are gameplay loops
that you can do when you wanna be chill.
There's ones where you wanna be, you know,
you wanna work really hard.
There's ones you can do in groups,
ones you can do solo.
And that's all stuff that just didn't exist at first.
They've done a very good job
at upgrading this over time.
And I can't wait to see what they do with the next to be honest
Third Christmas with everyone here. Thank you Thor always dude. Thank you very much for being here, man
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Wal-Mari said happy day everyone. I hope your day is full of day in a good way.
I hope your day is full of day in a good way.
Merry Christmas dude.
Well I'm eating. I'm eating a noodle.
One gigantic noodle. Singular.
Dude, I hungry. I made the tortellini I made the other day.
I just keep going back to the tortellini pile and eating more tortellini.
Sir, you seem to be being eaten by a wolf.
I'm going to go up and I forgot the gate is closed in there.
Is that dude riding a giant anteater?
Kind of.
It's called a day strider.
It's like an anteater long boy.
And I'm riding on a reindeer long boy.
Bears can carry one crate, mine can carry two.
So it's quite good.
You can have a crate on your mule, you can have a crate on your character, or on this
one you can have two crates on your mule or one crate on your character.
It's a big deal.
Like it's just increasing your efficiency dramatically.
I do think that mine is much cuter, I agree.
Because that one is terrifying.
one is like, let me do it for you kind of stays. Bricks me out. The other guys on a baby
Australian spider, that's true. That's just a baby. It's a newborn in Australia. Yeah,
you got it. What is the angry harvest event? So any of these areas can have events that
pop like that. And you can go there and get XP and get rewards. What is it to Craig
mount called it is called a moon strider crate mule so like a normal crate mule but more
yeah spooter
Oh, we got ads is that red bit on your exp bar exp debt.
Yeah, I got killed by some players earlier.
They got corrupted and I left basically.
It gave me 45,000 exp debt, but I'm down to 27,000.
I haven't formed at all.
So it's basically worthless to me. Doesn't matter.
Torg with the five gifted subs. Thank you very much, man.
Thank you very, very much.
Wish Yoshi was a mountainous game? It kinda is.
You just jump and then jump off the mount and you can Yoshi your mount
and climb up stuff you otherwise wouldn't be able to.
Which is pretty funny.
More noodles.
majors and spit fireballs okay Kirby you've gone full Kirby now did he just fall
in the pit don't fall in the pit dude you love caravan yeah it's fun it's fun
and it's kind of chill you know chill up caravan with the lads enjoy it
You're a pretty decent cargo hauler and star citizen.
I used to set up lockades and kill people like what I'm doing right now at Eva-Mann.
I mean I guess what I did was I did a tactical transfer of their haulage into my inventory
for fun and profit.
It was like an aggressive trade tactic really.
Very tactical.
Yeah.
A hard bargain if you would.
You did that several times over?
Yes.
You do both of those things in Sarasitacin?
Hell yeah.
Traded your lasers?
No.
I was Galente and then I was Triglavian.
So it was a disintegrator and drones.
Kind of like a lazer, but much more nasty.
Much more nasty.
Negotiations will be short.
Yeah, exactly.
This is pretty good, man.
Merry Christmas, Lauren Chet. Merry Christmas to you.
Yeah, I guess basically what I feel about it is in PvP situations like that, I agree with you, Red Worm, is that they can't refuse the offer if they're dead, you know?
Trade offer. All of your stuff into my inventory. That's the offer.
What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine.
Trade offer.
As a road, it's good.
It's a good time.
Nice and chill today.
Running these on Christmas, good idea.
Bless people out.
Nice air, it's a good time.
Spider's so cute, yeah, they're really good.
Very yellow lantern of you, look.
Eve online, nobody's a good guy.
Not even the dude you're stealing from.
Nobody in Eve is a good guy. It's like more Hammer 40k. Not a single person is a hero in that game.
They're all villains. Every one of them.
Yeah.
Yellow Lantern is fear, yeah? Yeah.
I guess it could be Yellow Lantern because you're invoking fear on the other.
But I think that lanterns, they feel the emotion, right?
Does that make sense?
Like, if they're orange, then they're very greedy. Does that make sense? Is that correct?
I don't know much about the lantern core. What a beautiful game. It's quite good.
Yeah, I mean, like, depending on where you're at and what direction you're looking, if the sun is out, it's quite beautiful.
At night, it's very dark. It doesn't look as good, I think.
yes okay yeah I was trying to make sure because I don't I don't know much
about yellow and the lantern core stuff
regular mounts do go up to like 175 there are ocean mounts that do 230 though my
Sholeskipper is 230% water speed and gives me underwater breathing. It's kind of a big deal
Did they upgrade the graphics sensor Leafa? Oh, yes dramatically. Is this live? Yes, it is. I only only stream live
Dude, I don't I hate the idea of reruns or anything shit, but if you look at this
seal the grass on the ground and like
Let's see we can watch it. Is it windy right now?
No, it's not windy. When it's windy, you can see a wave of grass kind of fold with the wind.
And it looks beautiful, but none of this existed originally. It was just flat green ground, you know?
Yeah.
How easy is it to start crate running? Very easy. Incredibly so.
Aren't you the guy who's dad was on South Park? Yeah, you could go and talk to him. His name is
your joy here on Twitch. You can ask him anything you want, man. He'll talk all about it.
More noodles.
Red is rage.
Orange is greed, yellow fear, green willpower, green I knew.
Blue is hope. Indigo is compassion, violet is love.
love. What about that one story that one guy who got all of the rings and turned white? He was like pure emotion spectrum or
some shit. And somehow didn't die. And all the different Land of Gores were very angry about it. No, that's not Roy G
By the way, Roy G. Bivolo is my favorite villain ever.
Actually, how many of you guys don't know who Roy G. Bivolo is?
That's my favorite.
You don't? You're unaware?
Okay.
The rainbow raider is his name.
And he's ridiculous.
This is his backstory.
He was born colorblind, so his father, who was a scientist,
wanted to help him by creating glasses that allowed him to see color.
But in his error, as a super scientist, he accidentally made goggles that would let him control the color spectrum, which is ridiculous and hilarious, so in that, he was able to control colors as physical media and of course turned to a life of crime in that he stole art, because no one else could appreciate it as much as he could because he could control colors.
Anyway, let me show you him because he's hilarious.
He's also dead now.
They killed him.
They killed him off.
But he's the most insane-looking hero or insane-looking villain you've ever seen, dude.
Check this shit out.
Look at this man.
Look at him.
Look at the aura on there.
Like, what is this shit?
I love Silver Age comics.
They're just insane to me.
So that's the Rainbow Rater.
He also fought, he was like Nemesis to the Flash.
He fought the Green Lantern.
And he was able to change the color of the Green Lantern's ring, which is how I found
out about Green Lantern, because I like these stuff.
The rainbow raider, dude.
Actually, I've got the Green Lantern cover right here, let me show you this.
This is the only thing that I know about Green Lantern corn, it's because of this.
So he was able to change the color of the ring on him, which is like a crazy thing,
right?
Yeah.
It's just very interesting.
Yeah, his name is Roy G. Bivolo.
So let me see if I can find it.
Rainbow Raider.
I have- he has the best quote of any villain.
Give me just a moment to show you this.
Found it?
His- his tagline is I believe in me.
It's so good, dude.
It's so good.
I believe in me. Yeah, it's just
Actually the best man
He's my favorite
But you know, he died to killer king grod, which is that like hyper intelligent ape man
Guy just ripped his head off literally just
That was it
They just killed him. He was even in um
He was in teen titans go as well like it was in that which is really weird
So he's been around a long time
That's where he loses, yeah. No he did. But uh, they even had him like, they had him last a long time and he was even an old man at one point in like cartoons, but he's been around forever.
We don't talk about Teen Titans Go, it sucks. I know, it's not good. But yeah, if you're, if you're interested in that character, he's quite good. Roy G. Bivalo.
In Blackest Night's storyline there's what Black Death and White Life core, but they
have their own rings.
There's also Ghost Lantern Ring that can access switch between all seven colors.
That's interesting.
Honestly, the whole idea of the Lantern core seems insane to me, because it kind of reminds
me of like, it reminds me of Magnus Archives with the way that they have the Old Gods
of like fear and death and like, like all of the old, old gods are like emotions, right?
And it seems like that's what the Lantern Core really is.
Is like these are drippings to make an avatar of that old God, that primal force in the
universe, which never seems like a good thing, right?
Like you're basically forwarding the goals of a cosmic horror if you are one of the
Lantern Core.
And I always thought that was weird.
like something that didn't really get very explored. There's gold lantern where the
requirements is that they know true joy. Yeah, that sounds like that's Cosmic Horror
shit, man. That's that's Cosmic Horror shit, man. The lantern chorus Cosmic Horror. I
I feel about it. Captain Wax Sparrow. What a name.
He said the exact same thing as me.
It's a good name.
That's so funny, code.
Violent lanterns can be evil, even though they represent love.
Well, I mean, yeah, they fight for a cosmic horror, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cotter's red and I were sharing the same brain cell there. It's pretty good
Love is evil
Merry goodness a goodness to you a wet tree with 500 bits said Merry Christmas Thor and chat
Curiosity question. What is your guilty pleasure go to game for me?
It's turning my brain off playing Diablo 3, which is what I'm doing right now while the family is still asleep there
um
Try to think
Mine is dwarf fortress
Once a year I make time for myself to just play dwarf fortress. I don't stream
I don't hang out with anyone. I just make a fort and I'd play it until I release the clouds
And that's like one day a year I get to do that and I very much so enjoy that time
Yeah
The clowns the clowns releasing the clowns the dwarf fortress means you dug deep enough to enter hell
And once you do that
The clown car opens and all the demons come out and you lose you find the fun
You never win dwarf fortress. You just die in fun ways
Okay, where do I take this crate now that I have this wait are we supposed to go somewhere else?
Over here where is here?
Ah, it's this one. Okay, got it
And then
Okay, that's the wrong thing let's grab that
92 node currency, holy shit. Alright. That's pretty legit. That's really good.
And now I can get none of these. Wait, what is this?
So the basic idea then is to run one of these types of currencies, oh sick.
The idea is to run one of these and then one of or two of the guild ones and then we can
run infinitely.
Yeah.
That's fantastic.
That's like really fantastic.
the guild okay so need some more of this
It's just fun, it's up to you.
Do you think it's fun, man?
Like, give them or stand something.
Fun is a subjective experience.
I enjoy this because I like running a big old guild and doing stuff with my bros, right?
This is fun to me.
But it might not be fun for you.
You should find a game that's fun for you, no matter what that game is.
And you're not wrong for thinking something is not fun, or thinking something is fun.
It's how you should feel about it, right?
Alright, there we go.
And now I can make one of these.
So I need...
I need wood, fish, and stone.
I need more fish. More fish!
Alright, I'm gonna go fish.
I got my stone, but I need fish.
I need 36 done.
I got 36 done.
I need fish and I need more wood.
There you'll have fun.
Dude, it's down.
There's no wrong answer there.
It's whatever you personally think is fun for you.
You know?
If you enjoy it, then good.
And if you don't enjoy it, stop doing it.
Do something else in your leisure time.
Jobs? They're probably never going to be fun.
never going to be fun, right? That is a very rare thing that you enjoy your actual work.
And with that in mind, it is okay to go do a job that sucks so you can pay bills,
so you can do something that's fun. There's nothing wrong with that.
What if you stop enjoying existing anymore? Then you should talk to somebody that's a
professional, legitimately so. And you're not a bad person, you're not shitty,
You're not worthless.
You're having a downturn.
And to be honest with you,
not every chapter in your life is going to be a banger.
Not every one of them.
And that's okay.
That's normal.
So don't cut that story short, man.
Don't.
No matter how bad you feel.
It gets better.
And it gets different.
So talk to a professional about that.
If you're finding that you can't break yourself out of that, you know?
Do you ever feel guilty not enjoying a game that's popular?
No.
No, not at all.
Like, that's different for everybody, man.
Yeah.
Like, no matter what it is, if you're...
If the game is really popular, like, that's not for me, it's not for you.
It's fun.
Doesn't mean you need to enjoy it, just because other people do.
Just enjoy what you like.
What's the absolute selling point that makes you want to play this game?
The node system.
Hold up, does this not have any water in it?
Or any fish in this water?
What's going on here?
No fish!
Insane.
Hold up.
Let's go to this one.
I'll explain the node system in just a minute, and this is why it's awesome, right?
You're saying it's okay to not like Exposition 33?
Absolutely.
I love that game.
That's my game of the year.
But, if you don't like it, that is fine.
That is fine.
There was nothing wrong with that.
I would say don't form your opinion until you've played something.
Don't hate it until you ate it, right?
Is the idea?
But it's up to you.
If you just want to like something because you like it or not like something because
you don't like it, it's fine.
Whatever.
It's your life, dude.
You put your points into whatever the hell you want.
I'm gonna have to go all the way over here.
There's no fish.
We're fishless and soggy, boys.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't enjoy every game.
Yeah, so the reason why I like this game a lot, man, is the node system.
So take a look at this.
This city that you just saw me in, that one all the way over there, that didn't exist
two weeks ago.
The way that it works is the more people that go to this area and do things like harvest
plants or kill monsters or do quests, the more that the node gains levels.
And it's called a node or a settlement.
As it gains levels, it gains experience and then builds an NPC city that has services.
Then a mayor is elected, a mayor is a player.
And depending on what kind of node it is, the vision for this is that it will be a different
way to elect that mayor.
So right now you can only elect them through votes.
You vote for them, it's a democratic process.
In the future, if it is a martial node, it will be a PvP battle.
Whoever wins becomes the mayor.
In an economic node, it's a bidding war.
Whoever spends the most gold becomes the mayor.
Right?
And in a divine node, it's whoever's the most pious,
doing enough pious quests to be at the top of the leader board
by the end of the month, then they become mayor.
So the idea between all of these
is that there's different types of leaders
that attract different types of players
and have different services in those cities.
And if you don't like a city,
you can knock it down in a siege war.
It's gonna be very difficult,
but you can destroy those cities.
It's really interesting.
This game is gonna get so corrupt in voting,
only in scientific nodes. Scientific nodes are where the democratic process is. Other
nodes don't have that, which means streamers will likely win the scientific nodes if they
have a large enough community. But that won't always be the case, because you can
spread propaganda, you can change hearts and minds, and you can campaign better than
the other person no matter how large a community they have. And with that in mind, if you
pull that off, you can become there in the cities. You can also fill them with
your own people and have them vote for you. Which is also an option. Yeah, the
The system is brilliant and like the way that they're doing this, it's like Eve online
soft system but that it doesn't exclude players and keep only the largest alliances in power.
Anyone can live in that city.
So like the largest guild doesn't matter.
They just live there as a citizen just like you as a solo player and no one can kick
you out.
That is a absolutely phenomenal system in my opinion.
I love it actually.
Ashes is what New World should have been.
A lot of people are saying that but to be honest with you there are very different
directions for games. I think both of them were cool in their own right. I just
didn't like New World as much because the changes the devs kept making and it was
kind of a shit show. And I say that as someone who had over a thousand hours in
the game. Like I played the hell out of New World. I played 200 hours in the
Alpha and I played a thousand hours of launch. So played it very hard. Very, very
hard. You gonna be the Pickle President? I'm gonna be running for
Brand Bear. Yes, I will be. And we'll see if people like the things that
been doing so far enough to elect me later right yeah no Akron there's just a
lot of people in the community like to chill men Merry Christmas by the way have
you played space station 13 yeah space station 13 hilarious give any hopes or
expectations of ashes I do the biggest concern that I have for the game is
probably the in-game economy it is it is in a really rough spot they've done
a really good job of improving it but they just hired their chief economic
They're the principal economy designer role just got filled like two months ago, and I'm I'm hoping
I'm hoping that that person does a good job
Because these types of games are made or broken based on in-game economy. If they do it wrong
Game won't survive. So that's my my hope and aspiration for the game
There is now space station 14 is there really
is there really?
Shit.
Check steam? I had no idea. I had no clue they were doing it. Let me check it out.
Let me check.
Space station 14. What do you got?
No, it really does exist. Coming soon to early access.
Holy shit man. I had no idea man. I'm gonna link this in chat
You're a dev for space station 14
Well, holy shit
I'm gonna be honest with you with the amount of rabid community that you guys have for space station 13 if you're a dev for space station 14
What is it like to release Half-Life 3?
How does that feel?
That's a terrifying thing to be working on bud like that's uh, whoof I
I hope it works out really well. I really do. Yeah, I hope it works out really well.
Dev in Lake, alright. Gotta get our fish for our crates. Thankfully, I have a bunch
of fishing bags. So that's cool. But I need herbs now, but I can get them right there.
So it's fun. You don't understand. There's just a lot of expectations of games like space
station 13 is ridiculously popular. It is incredibly popular. And there's a lot of
expectations if there's a sequel, which is space station 14. So like, that's rough.
Expectations are rough for that. FR three Q three NC with 500 bits said, Hey,
Mr. Soft hair just stealing your TTS for a second. I'm for why in advance happy holidays for Shay the ferrets chat and last and absolutely least the mods
The holidays season is the easiest for many
So those here who have an empty chair this year at the kitchen table or you are alone at your table or have a
Complicated family just know you're loved and spend time with your chosen family and the people who choose you first your love
You're awesome, dude
There we go.
I'm putting out my Christmas post.
I think it's pretty relevant and good.
Here's my Christmas post for all of you.
2026 is coming up dude. Here we go.
North Space Station 14 community server would be awesome. We did that. I think it'd
be really fun.
Christmas you filthy animal. Exactly. It's so funny, dude. He was so tiny then.
Macaulay Culkin was so small. Five, six, seven, we've got 11,
15, 14, and he won more fish. One more fish.
fish. Mary goblin man, Mary goblin man. Okay. That's fine. You see the anime battle on five
no. How much is the fish not very much but I need them to make crates is the idea.
Any of the t-shirts is better. I showed it off earlier. It's in the closet right there
but it's the Pete's underground. I got to be handed a pizza by Macaulay Culkin when
he was in his weird band. And then I bought a t-shirt. I'm glad I bought that shirt.
It's hilarious. Yeah, it smells like crayons. It smells really bad. It smells like wax
for some reason. 11, 12, 15, 14 still. Where's my fish, man? Seiko, are you catching
catching all my fish. Hey, you catching all my fish?
All right, there we go. I got enough fish now. We're good.
It smells bad.
You're married with Chris mass.
You married, you married someone in mass, dude.
What does it like to be Mrs or Mr mass?
Wrong answers only.
I need 36 of these 28 30 I've 35 or I need to get more or that's a problem
Oh, I know I have I have rubies. I can take those in their month
kiss kiss bang bang is also Christmas movie. I don't know if I know that movie.
It's not an oldie but a goodie.
Is that what it is?
Why do you move awkwardly in Paris?
That's an ancient video game.
That's the old days, man.
Parasite is a Christmas anime.
Is it technically a Christmas anime, dude?
Brazil is a great Christmas movie.
Is...
That's it?
I need to go and check all of these now.
I don't know if you're full of shit.
I have no idea at this point.
You might be full of shit.
I was gonna say, I don't think that happened during Christmas.
Like, that movie is wild.
The North Pole is a Christmas place.
Yeah, Paris-Saint-Yves is a video game from PlayStation 1.
Back when Squaresoft was amazing and could do absolutely no wrong.
Everything Squaresoft did was a banger back then, dude.
Yeah.
Merry Christmas to you too, Gian.
I thought you were having a good day.
What's a PS1? Oh no, dude.
Don't stop it.
Stop hurting me.
you don't need to hurt me like that, you know, it's um, it's not necessary
It hurts, it hurts so bad. It doesn't need to be this way. It doesn't need to be
All right, I got everything I need, I'm heading back
What is going on with that tree?
Hahaha, it's dancing dude.
Alright, well...
That tree was learning to break dance dude.
The answer based dude.
Hahaha, it's...
32 presents? No, no I have not.
Tree beard drunk on Christmas? He had a little bit too much eggnog, alright.
That was terrifying it was it was indeed the ends have arrived
The game may have a few bugs
You think the PlayStation 1 isn't retro. Okay, I'm gonna tell you something right now. When did the PlayStation 1 release?
You ready for this? Are you ready to feel old?
It's not good
It's 31 years old.
It released in 1994 in Japan and the United States in 1995.
It is 31, dude.
The PlayStation 1 is 31 years old.
Even the PlayStation 3 is a retro console.
When did PS3 release?
PlayStation 3 is 19 years old. It is a retro console.
It's a retro console. 19 years isn't retro. What's the cutoff for retro game?
Okay, 15 to 20 years old is retro. It's retro at 19.
Cope harder. It's over, dude. Like...
It's retro, dude.
When did the Xbox 360 release?
the Xbox 360 is 20 years old the Xbox 360 is a retro console
when did the Game Boy DS come out 21 years ago the Game Boy DS is a retro
console. Oh, it hurts. It hurts. It's bad. It's bad. The Super Nintendo. Oh, that's
ancient. Super Nintendo. When did it come out? Oh, Jesus. It's 35 years old. Why am I older
than the Super Nintendo? God damn it.
Oh, I need Glenn. Shit.
I don't have any Glenn. I gotta go kill dudes.
Oh, I should probably do this. Hold up.
I'm 24, don't make me feel old.
Bro.
You're almost the same age as the Xbox 360.
Oh, the pain!
The deep pain!
Ancient.
We're all so ancient.
Oh!
Sonny, can you pass me my teeth?
The horror, the absolute horror dude.
Yeah, my bones hurt, exactly.
Again, we're 36 years old, yeah.
You're 34 and bald? Good.
Good. Now you got no hair holding you back.
That's right. Efficient. Efficient.
You don't even have to wash your hair, dude. Think about that. 90% of my shower time is
washing my goddamn hair. You'll never know the pain. Think about how aerodynamic you are.
Just slides right off you. Think about waxing your head and using it to shine at people.
in public. You're basically a laser. That's incredible, man. I'm jealous. You have superpowers
I will never understand. Wimbledon Thorgut is hair braided never. I hate any type of
like pressure on my hair in any way. It feels gross.
I'm sorry 26 senators your first console that's awesome mine wasn't in television
you ever heard of one of those there's no enemies out there I need to find and kill
some elites yours was a tandy 2000 yeah mine was mine was in television a very
interesting console. Um, quite cool. Yours was a CD player? Hell, yeah. Got a Walkman dude.
Thank you for being a dude with long hair and inspiring your not cut mine. Hell, yeah.
Oh, what is that? There's nothing out here. I need to murder so I can have glint.
Where's all the shit to murder, God damn it.
Oh wait, Derrigal.
We can go to Derrigal Estates and kill some elites and get some, some blint that way.
Your program in Simula 67.
I don't even know what that is.
It's like way before my time.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Never heard of it.
See, now you guys are bringing up like tech that's before me even, like I have no clue.
Yeah.
This is game very grindy? Yeah. If you like old school runescape, you'll like a lot of the systems involved.
Wax recordings.
Like Pong?
You're a dude with long hair playing a bald guy.
That's a really cool thing to do, man. I mean, that's like,
you know, method acting.
like that is pretty impressive you played so well you know like I didn't even
notice you you were a guy with long hair that's incredible
it's so tough to you
oh
the hair is long on the inside that sounds awful that's like the worst wizard
spell. Oh, sun's going down. The worst wizard spell imaginable is your hair grows inward
now.
and
the
shoe,
I think I can just still kill all of these and then get enough glint.
I need eight green glint and eight white glint.
There's the idea.
No glint.
Sentence.
What was that man doing on that roof?
What is he doing he's escaped the power of the roof what
maintenance? What about maintenance? It's the game going down for me. I hope not.
Or super retrofit in 7s. What does that mean? Sleepypants said hello Thor I want to join
the actual pirate's guildings of having trouble to be added there.
Yes.
So if I am not already added, can you add me?
The name is Fairy Tail Trader in-game, and Merry Christmas to all.
Just whisper me in-game, and then I can do that.
Um, you just gotta whisper me in-game and I add you to the list.
So everybody who messages me in there, I add them on.
In fact, I have to do that now.
Big filler.
Added.
They're not bug filler, thank you, hands.
Let me see what we got here.
Leaf on, you're being added now.
That's my bad, I should have done this easier for a sooner.
Shizu, Daruka, added.
I think the hardest part about this is getting the glint for it.
but you don't need glint always so
bone binders shaman
squished
no glint no glint I keep killing them but no glint
maybe these guys are too low level it might be ten is the cutoff yeah I might
not be able to get any glint than shit so I'm gonna need to go to a different
area I think south of here there's some bears that I can kill yeah let me see
see if you're on the list twice leave on you are on the list twice yeah
you're good you're good dude yeah it tends to cut off all right I need to go
somewhere else probably go south kill those guys down there and get Glenn
Northwest you have 15 one-star bears so over here this direction I'll go that
way because I'm level 24 so that should be good enough I should be all right
with that
now these guys out real quick
Maybe
You saying Sega and chat glad to see back in ashes hope hope to see y'all's feedback
Yeah, I've been giving a bunch of feedback to the devs
There's some stuff that works really well, and there's some stuff that's really broken right now, so I've been very happy with it.
Overall, I think the experience is dramatically better than it was last phase. I'm enjoying my time quite a lot.
But yeah, there's definitely some systems that are just... they need help.
They need... there's some serious scuff in some of these.
And I just don't want it to lead to player hemorrhaging, you know?
Yeah, this phase is way better. Way better.
I'll watch the family gathering.
Go have fun with your family too.
Yeah, the crafting system needs help.
I think there's a simpler thing that needs to be fixed.
There's an easy quality of life thing that needs to go in the game.
Very, very easy.
Let us sell multiple items at once.
Holy shit.
Or at least let me hit enter to complete the sale to the NPC.
Like, it has been a year and a half of that feedback.
Why is that not in the game?
That's a crazy thing to not have in the game.
That is a crazy thing.
That is way too long for that not to be in.
That one, it blows me away.
And crap, multiple items are the same thing when you're processing?
Yes, yes.
Like that is the biggest feedback I gave them.
I was like, what are you doing?
This is like a really low hanging fruit that should be in the video game.
And it's just not.
I don't understand it.
Need more filters in the market? I think that's something like that. That's like above baseline. We're talking like baseline baseline shit, right?
Like selling multiple items at once not having that in at this one is silly
Yeah
Did I stop playing old school runescape? No. No, no, no, I did hit level 90 agility. I'm going for 99 strength now. Yeah
Those are too low level still need to find bears
and one second
where is this
and that
What?
There we go.
a thing real quick. Give me just a minute. What is this? Dear God, why there's so many
and
that
moment
one moment there we go
you
and almost out of almost out of water
dude 20 gifted subs holy shit man thank you very much that is incredibly nice of
you dude that is that is incredibly nice of you thank you what a boss man
absolute boss holy shit you guys are amazing man yeah I'm I'm pretty much
always playing RuneScape at the same time he's streaming like basically
forever because I could just slap the bread you know
e-lunberg thank you the five gifted subs it's very nice here so where are
Where are these bears up here?
I have not seen them.
It's getting dark.
Holy shit.
Beldenick, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Merry Christmas to you. Yeah, Merry Christmas, man.
Ah, Thorin, I will put you on the waitlist.
Hey, good bud.
Yeah, I'm not seeing these bears.
You just picked it up. You've really been enjoying it. Good. Really glad.
All over there is the Befallen Forge.
You guys want to see a cool open world dungeon?
You ready?
Thank you very much for those gifted subs.
Bedside juggler, what a name dude.
Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
Bedside juggler.
minute not possible. Wait where the hell did my pet just go? Goddamn this game.
Shit. My pet literally just despawned in the middle of combat I'm gonna die. Cool
game. Where is it? It's right there and it just disappeared.
Go away.
Come on dude.
That's insane.
What the hell?
Give me my god damn pet bag.
No, it was right next to me in combat and just left.
Like I almost just died because my pet was like, bye, right?
Absolutely insane to be honest.
Nice karma, Ben. Very nice of you.
Yeah, I need to come over here and kill these. There's wolves at the right level, but I need my pet to actually, I don't know, stay around?
Even a little bit?
Thank you very much. Holy shit.
That cranium guy with five?
Dragonforger with ten?
You guys are wild. Thank you very much.
I hope you're gonna be okay, man. It's always the worst is getting a new DLC, so keep strong.
That's a rough thing to deal with, man.
Up your knees, okay.
Wait, what just bit me?
How did I just get bit?
Is there like a wolf underground now?
Just randomly I took a bite.
There we go.
Now I'm getting a little bit of glint.
I got one.
Charlie bit me.
Can't believe it.
Taste the doctor with the five gifted subs you mad led.
It's about to level 10 and if it does, the music starts.
The music begins.
Oh Phoebe Snow.
I don't need DPS right now, I'm just, I'm running crates.
I'm adding people to the guild list too.
Yeah, I'm getting the glint that I need for crates right now.
That's the idea currently.
You've begun the music.
Fully automated luxury hype train.
I got three now anymore KC thank you the single gift of some
You didn't guess. Thank you to five.
Now it's over. Thank you to the ten gifted subs. You guys are wild.
That's incredibly nice of you.
I'm probably going to get too blue before I move on so I can get it going the other direction as well.
You game crashed three times in ten minutes verify your files. Yeah.
Wild vine. Wild vine you were not on the list. Yeah I do now. You're having issues
with whispers and you tried to ask the first time. That may be why. Yeah you're
on the list now man.
Demonic's IV said Happy International Wig Day. May the wig be with you. Always.
You're an international wig. You're an international wig.
You're amazing. Thank you very much.
Xavier Spellblade said Merry Christmas Thor. Thank you for all that you do. I hope you
and the Fracking Five are taking a much deserved rest.
Here's to increase profits in 2026.
You are outrageous. Thank you very much. I hope you're having a wonderful day and Merry Christmas to you.
Malachite Kell with 500 bits said place raisins, citrus, and almonds in a bowl and soak in rum.
Stir yeast and sugar into lukewarm milk. Add flour, egg, butter, and spices into a bowl and mix.
Is that eggnog?
Proof, and add your fruit rum mixture. Bake at 350 degrees until golden to make stolen bread for the mods.
Wait. I was gonna say the beginning of that sounds like you're making like a weird variant of Eggnog, but then it turned into bread.
I'm okay with this. Oh wait, what if I took...
What if I took Eggnog and I added it to dough?
Red Dog. I need Red Dog. Yeah, I do that. I do that. That sounds amazing. Red Dog. Red
I love that fire cackle on you, good email.
Liquid bread for the mods, no, no, thank you those gifted subs, by the way, Calzor with
10, Double S Loco with a gifted one, you were amazing.
The hype train is ending soon, 30 seconds.
as I just defeat more wolves
uh elicium I will add you now
elicium there we go
whoa okay
There it goes. There it goes. Wait, which one is right? That one says 357. That one says zero.
Wait, did you guys break the train? The twitch UI one is wrong. Mine in the top
left is correct to be clear. His mind directs directly interfaces with their
API which means the twitch one is incorrect right now it thinks it ended
but it didn't end twitches on ironically wrong fantastic I tried to still
run for another three minutes and 30 seconds it is even it's even saying it's
giving out hype chest but it hasn't set the activity view for it that's funny
dude that's so good that's so good you guys got another three minutes you
unironically broke it I wonder if it gains a level what will happen because
it thinks it's ended but it's not ending
really the page is still going funny it is not gone look at the top left
corner of my screen. That up there is the actual hype train. Don't listen to
Twitch's UI. Twitch's UI is a meme. This is why I built this system, to be clear.
That is why I built that. What's to make that work? Yeah.
Yeah.
Level 11 with two minutes left. Yeah. Use the UI that I made, not Twitch's
UI. It is always wrong. But this one it's it's more extra wrong. Greg of all that in
you know. Great name, I love you. Marcy, I will add Maeve now. Yeah, it looks like there's
problems with with whispers. And Bryn, I will add you now. Understand that it takes
It's a long time to get to this list.
Cathanius!
With a hundred gifted subs, dude.
Holy shit.
And you started an ad break. Wonderful.
That is outrageous.
Thank you very much, man.
Like, that is...
That is incredibly nice of you.
That is incredibly nice of him.
100 is wild.
That added a relays to his- What?
I'm just summoning him.
I'm summoning your basins, you know?
You guys threw 100 subs and then he showed up.
Coincidence.
No ads on YouTube now.
It's automatic on YouTube and I have no control over.
On Twitch though, I know exactly when they're going to go off
and they go off for everybody at the same time.
Where is Bearmaster on the list?
Bearmaster.
Where are you on the list?
You're already on there.
Bearmaster, you're number 77 on the list.
Congratulations.
The meme number.
It's yours.
Alright, I have enough for one crate now, I need more.
15
hype track insane
Actually insane
Yeah, if it gets 25 it'll alert the entire display you guys are wild man. Thank you very much for all these gift themselves
It is incredibly nice
legitimate of some and I I can't thank you enough all the stuff I've been able to do of the last year
the rescue the mods like stuff like it December all of that is because you do things like this and I
I can't thank you enough you've changed my life and everybody else's at the studio on it it blows
me away so thank you max thank you for the five gift it sucks as well you guys are amazing
124 is a new record, it's 123 and 99%.
Vidal got it, yeah.
So our record was 106, then Vidal got 111, and then Vidal got 123 and 99%.
Which is nuts dude.
Like actually insane.
The 99% is wild.
They got like 130,000 subs and 1 million bits.
Which is crazy, to be honest.
If you're having issues with 3080 RTX using 70-80% of GPU, make sure you have the latest
drivers and set your graphics to about medium in-game.
Shadows are probably going to be the worst part for you.
JT Butcher.
Thank you for the five gifted subs.
agitated butter if I give you the five as well. Yeah, a million. There's a million bits.
I think in our hype train record you guys had 50,000 subs and 3 million bits.
So ours was more bits heavy. Which is crazy to be honest.
I need... I have enough glint for one.
There might be better options in the desert than the other ones.
I may just head back and run these.
Oh wait, I think there's some minifogs up here.
I remember correctly.
Holy shit.
Chico, thank you for 20 gifted subs.
Chico D? Chico?
You know which one you want. Thank you. That is a lot of gifted subs, man.
That is wild.
That is incredibly nice of you.
I think Beetle spends about 8k a month to get Narone and Evil alive.
I thought they were running a local machine.
Is there like, cloud services that have to be used?
I think it was all on consumer hardware locally.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Could be API fees, could be.
Ergon Leo with the 7 gifted subs, thank you very much dude, and like it with a 10.
Holy shit man.
You guys are outrageous. Today is wild.
Now thank you very very much.
Did you get a random gift sub? Because they're going wild.
The community's gone ham. Torix with 20 gifted subs. Thank you very much.
You are awesome.
And Eric the Redist with 10. Holy shit.
Level 17 hype train it begins.
Let's go in.
Merry Christmas Thor, thanks for all you do and thank you for what you do.
Rolling Sun, Sylvan, Skilla, VR3DGray, Farty Rick and Ready Shadow, holy shit that's a
lot of subs.
Dude thank you all very very much.
Thank you very much.
Alright I'm adding more people to the guild list I'm looking at my whispers now.
So Bella if you're already on the list.
I could bump you up in on the list.
Now, do you know you're added?
Bonnie...
Of karma, you're added?
Uh, big fella, you're already on the list.
Yeah, you're already there, man.
Asma Rogue, you're added.
Cthulhu...
Pthulhu...
Cthulhuodon! Cthulhuodon! Like Udon, with Cthulhu.
The hell of a name. And Fairy Tail Shredder, you're good.
Alright, I'm saving that. Understand, it may be a while. I'm running these crates so that we can get more people into the guild to be clear.
We're sitting at 14 million out of 16 million right now.
So far we've gained like 2 million today and every every time we level we get another 15 people into the guild
Jawa you already on the list yeah, but oh
My god there's so many ever lay you're good
Holy shit all right hype train just leveled up to 18
Gamasurge, Hordosis, Beasle. Thank you very much all of you. And thank you for the Prime
Sub as well. That's very nice. Prime subs do count towards the Trunks. If you're trying
to push it, that does work. Yes, as your angel, you can change the tune on the list
without losing your spot. Yes you can.
Guys you're right are Rex, you are on the list now.
There is a hundred and fifty people on the list to be clear
and we are getting fifteen spots per guild level.
It is quite slow but
If you go up and you help us push grind barrel, it'll make this faster.
You gotta message me again.
Gantr, thank you for the resum.
And Wedge, thank you for the resum as well.
You're awesome.
What? It just disappeared again. Do you see that? My pet was in the middle of combat and evaporated.
It's still alive. It just fell under the world.
what the hell yeah now it's super a bug dude like what he just gone
Korey-Tay with the 200 gifted subs.
That is so many subs, dude.
Horyte with 200. Holy shit, man.
The hype trend is now at level 21.
That is a lot, man.
That- that is a lot.
That's completely bonkers, thank you.
seriously that is that is a lot
holy shit
all right
there we go
Alright, I've added everybody to the list.
There we go.
Adding more and more people. That is...
You guys blow me away, dude. 200 is incredibly nice.
So thank you.
Argoil with 5.
Anime Ison 5.
Kaleesh.
Alashay Kaleesh.
one guy got ready to rex with the five thank you very much I can't believe it
you guys are amazing love from Brazil Brazil rocks you know we wouldn't exist
without Brazil our studio would have failed you guys carried us because we
put the game into Brazil in Portuguese and made it affordable there and Brazil
like all the arms I was like this American dev is making our game cheap
for us go buy it when everybody did it was amazing so thank you Brazil I
actually have a hidden message in the heartbound for people at Brazil it's an
image file the same files like in the the folder structure for the game for
you guys you thought respected good I respect you very much I owe more than
you could imagine the Brazil
You guys are incredible.
Like this is, this is bonkers. Holy shit.
There's so much.
VVVA with a hundred gifted subs.
Dude.
That is a lot, man.
The preaches were appended to the list. Thank you very much.
Floyd mage. Weather. That's a great name.
Added. Also produced. Brazil produces some insane footballers.
I wanted to go to Brazil, but I couldn't this last year, but I'm going to Australia.
So that's the next move.
I need to make this one is Gildex main.
I think that one and I might take a gold one was my goal there not only the
go
do more guild xp
Mr. Coco, thank you to the 12 gifted subs, holy shit, we're at hype train level 22 right
now that's that's wild man
all right pretty dope
hello Redworm
Australia win in which city? I want to go and see Bajo and Cardboard Cabla. That's going to be my goal next year.
So we don't have a date yet, but that's what I'm going to be doing. I want to go visit Australia, take a bunch of video, hang out with a bunch of people.
And I don't want to go to the popular tourist trap areas. I want street food, man.
I want like Australian experience, not the American version of Australia, you know?
I need to do a round of Wheel of Goon is what I'm saying or Goon of Fortune depending where you are in Australia
Don't worry about it. If you're American or European nothing that just said makes sense. It's fine. I
Need to do a Tim Tams slam
With my Australian bros, that's what I want
Yeah, I want to go
Alright, I'm waiting for the guys, we'll head out.
You guys are amazing though.
That's a wild Hytrain dude.
Absolutely wild.
You play Wheel of Gona?
I want to.
We have to find a health source though.
Guna fortune with the boys in the outback.
I'm not making it home from Australia guys.
Just thought you should know.
My train has less than a minute left.
Argoil with the 7 gifted subs?
Thank you very much. It's at 94%.
Very funny, Jake.
Merry Christmas, by the way.
Let's rock.
Guna fortune? Yes. Guna fortune.
Holy shit.
You did it!
The hype train has succeeded.
Level 22. Right?
Now, level 23.
Less than human.
With the 20 gifted subs.
And Mad Dog with a 5.
Thank you very much.
Holy shit, man.
That is wild, man.
That is incredibly nice of you.
Thank you very much.
Torex, what's up, dude?
Merry Christmas! What would be your advice to the young generation getting it a game dev?
Do game jams. Like do game jams dude, we run them every year, the next ones in January.
If you exclamation point jam and chat you should be able to find it right there at that game jam. Do those.
There are great way to practice and try things where the risk to you is very low.
You know like that's the whole idea. Do a game jam. Spend your time doing that.
doing that and don't worry about it being good just make some shitty because
you'll learn from it and that's the whole point oh look a horrifying bear
let's go around that
oh it's after somebody galaxy lunar thank you the fine gift of subs man jelly
isn't working okay
You don't even watch this room when you get gifted sub?
I don't know!
Twitch did it.
Right?
I got no clue, man.
Nice to meet you, though.
Hope you're having a good day and Merry Christmas.
You're almost level 10, rock on, man.
Oh, Xander, let me get you in the group.
You want to share your conus to be changed to Azure Angel?
Sure.
Oh, by the way, it was your draconis, your number one on the list to be clear.
I have changed your name.
You're good to go.
Where are we heading?
Adventure.
We're doing a, uh, we're doing a crate run.
I wish Twitch would prioritize current watchers.
Yeah, they shoot like shotguns of subs just out there, and I don't know why, right?
Hopefully this run brings in another 15, that's my hope too.
I got two guild crates on me and one commodity crate.
Maybe the five gifted subs meant to ask?
Yeah, two minutes.
Armford with a 10, thank you.
Thank you very much.
You guys are amazing.
nada underscore nix said merry christmas goblin lord
with this being the day all the presents have been delivered does that mean that we can all take a break from helping the big white bearded man and relax and watch you in the ferrets for a while
yes
hope your day is great
thanks for being here for those that need or want the support of the community you have
always have a great goblin mark
ah you're awesome dude
i hope you have a wonderful day
merry christmas to you
i hope you have a great new year too
But yeah, I will always stream on holidays.
Always will always have.
I find that to be really important.
So, you guys kick ass.
Thank you very much.
Monkey Boat.
Thank you for the 5 gifted.
And K-Kadoa-sh-Laj-Wa-Ho.
Thank you for the 5-
I don't know how to say your name.
There's so many letters.
There's so many letters.
You're amazing. Thank you.
Diamondblades said ran across a game preview that you might be interested in, Mega Circle.
It seems like a Vampire Survivors style game but with a magic system similar to Lost Magic.
No demo yet, but here is the Steam paid HTTPS colon slash slash store dot steam power dot
com slash hat slash two seven.
Did you just say similar to Lost Magic?
This is one of my favorite games of all time.
And that's wild.
I need to look that up.
Yeah, no that's gay, yeah.
Lost Magic is awesome.
That's a boss game, dude.
Ozimendius, thank you for the five gifted subs.
I hope you're having a wonderful day.
Happy holidays, dude.
Yeah, it's a good game, dude.
All the art was done by Studio Ghibli, by the way, it's an older game, but you would draw
runes on the screen to cast magic, and if you drew them better, like, more accurately,
you would cast crit magic.
It was awesome.
Oh!
The hype train has ended!
At level 23, 69% nice.
Nice.
734 gift subs and exactly a round number 8,000 bits mmm it's always nice when
it's around number like that thank you all very much that is an incredible hype
train you guys are awesome I can't thank you enough man the amount that you
guys have supported me over the last year has been completely life-changing
entirely so and I hope that you gain even a fraction of what you have done for
me and for the rest of the team even a little bit so thank you you guys are
incredible Augustus Farage is paying you nice they're paying me too but no you
guys are amazing so thank you
That notters is good. It's good notters, Ema.
Slowly but surely, following the road.
We're at it on 23 at 69%, which is great.
Yeah, basically we're running these crates to try and level up the guild so we can get
more guildies in because it's Christmas.
So there's a lot of people that are out.
So because of that, if we can keep running crates, they can come back to a larger guild,
which is nice, yeah.
What was the game that the dono just put in?
What do you mean the game?
Oh, oh, oh.
How many of you guys don't know the TTS system here?
Go to discord.gg slash pirate software.
You can join our discord, there's a channel in there.
Which is this one right here.
Called answered TTS. You can read every TTS message and it's all listed in text
and it will show up in a timestamp so you can go and pull it.
So that way you never miss anything and if you ask a question
and you want it answered later and you can come back to it whenever I press this button
it automatically does the next one.
Walfron underscore with 500 bits said Yachir 500 Rudolph's glowing red nose is likely a symptom of a parasitic infection.
Oh no no no.
reindeer played by nasal botflies sephenemia trump.
These parasites squirt live maggots directly into reindeer nostrils.
The larvae crawl into the sinuses to feed on the host's tissue, causing inflammation.
A bright red nose.
All the better to guide the sleigh with, before sneezing out the larva to pupate.
Nooooooooo why did I why did I press the button nooo
I don't want to press that button ever again
I got a button over here look at this
a wet tree with 500 bits said hello again
game jam idea
a mash up of streaming simulator and victorio
the core gameplay loop being the more you grow the glue factory
the more glue you can feed chat
thus growing your audience as a streamer
executed well
I think this could at least be a 7 out of 10
gosh glue simulator god damn it dude diamond blades said ran across a game
preview that you might be interested in mega circle it seems like a vampire
survivors style game but with a magic system similar to lost magic you brought
up the same thing twice but here is the steam I did so that was it it was the
same person say message all messages go into the tts system nothing is lost if
I go and pull this up all you can see it all goes into a queue so we go into
the pending actions these are all in here when I press the button it eats
That cranium guy with 500 bits said Merry Christmas.
So don't worry, it's not lost.
How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
Y'all cheer 500.
You're a holiday loop?
You're five holiday loops?
Yeah, there's never a missed message and if I don't answer your TTS by the end of
the day, for those who don't know how the system works, let me pull this up again.
If I don't answer your message by the end of the day, I don't keep the money.
We put it into debt and then I pay that to charity and we have all the receipts
all the charities we paid to doing this. $66,805 has gone to the charity, like to charities through
the system so far. And all of it's tracked, all of it's open, you can read all of it yourself,
see all the pin comments, all of it. And it's all automated in luxury. So this
updates at the end of the stream every day, automatically.
Is there any music in this game? You're listening to it.
You hear that music in the background?
And it's different for every zone too.
Also everybody asking what position they're out of the list, I'm not going to check every
person's position on the list.
Just give it time, give it time.
Bonafide861 said if the division is a Christmas game then would fall out be a Halloween
game.
Yes. Yes. How is running crates fun? I'm going to be honest with you. It's kind of background noise while I'm hanging out with you guys for Christmas.
Running crates is kind of whatever, right? It's a passive activity where I get to spend time with you.
With that in mind, the reason I'm running these crates is so we can have more people in the guild.
The more time we run the crates, the more XP we get for the guild, and then more people can be in the guild.
My hope is to level it up at least once before people get back from the holidays.
So that way we can have 15 more people in the guild and then they get to have a cool thing to come back to right. That's about it
Also, some of the other stuff that we get to upgrade with it is we get 15 more people
And we are also going to get another 2% max HP and mana, which is huge for everybody into our guild
But I think it's a big deal. So
might be nice
If everyone joined together and did a huge swarm of crate runs, would be incredible to
see.
Bingo.
Yes it would.
The plan is to do that today at noon.
So I'm going to put an announcement for that in about 13 minutes.
You missed the 67 TTS as I said, okay buddy.
That cranium guy with 500 bits said Merry Christmas 4.
How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
The Archier 500.
Pythos said I used to play SS-13 with Bean Hall back in 2013.
Hell yeah.
If you like the atmospheric system of Space Station 13, but you don't like the roleplay,
Rocketworks, Dean's Company, has made a space survival game that has atmospherics,
thermodynamics, hydroponics, genetics metallurgy, boolean logic and MIPS programming to create
a functioning space base.
That's cool.
you is now working on Kitten Space Agency, the spiritual successor to Kerbal Space Program.
I warn you though, stationeers will make you a nerd.
I mean you're already a nerd, so, it checks out.
The Amirileth is 1.5, 1.05 really, not 1.5 for that.
And then, Seahook.
This goes all the way up to 3.6.
If we went from New Aila all the way down or all the way up to Balgedon, we'd hit like
5.
500,000 per crate, which is kind of amazing.
Kitten Space Program is Thor's doing no.
Funny though.
That cranium guy with 500 bits said Merry Christmas, Thor.
Merry Christmas, dude.
How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
Yacht cheer 500.
It feels great.
Stuck in a holiday loop with a bunch of goblins.
How will I ever survive?
We're almost there.
Almost there.
When you get more crate runners, that's what we need.
Need more.
Wick Mike said underrated Christmas movie.
The ref stars Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey.
Dennis Leary is a crook who ends up stuck at this dysfunctional family's Christmas
dinner.
insults thrown in this movie is unmatched.
I'm trying to think, like, the last time I saw Kevin Spacey anything was House of Cards and he was amazing at it.
Like he was a really good actor in that.
He plays a very good villain, I think.
But I can't remember the last movie I watched with Dennis Leary.
Been a long time, man.
Hmm.
It's great run automated manual transit by keyboard stroke inputs. Yeah, you could just like run in a direction
But you're going straight, you know demolition man. Okay for demolition man was great to be honest
Yeah, I think House of Cards was brilliant though incredible show
Who would you cast to be Kratos for upcoming God of War series
Dwayne the Rock Johnson like I don't think I don't think anyone else would
work for me yeah me Dwayne dude Chris judge let me let me see what Chris judge
It looks like right now.
I mean, there's a problem with Chris Judge to me.
The reason why is every time I see him, I see Teal and the fact that he doesn't have
a golden plate on his forehead in real life is shocking to me.
Does that make sense?
I just I just need him to like do the eyebrow and have the gold plate and like he doesn't have that and it's
It's weird. It's weird to look at him. It's like his head is naked
You know I grew up in a suit on his well
Thank you for saying that yeah, it's weird. It's weird to look at him with a hat and like
Like his head is so naked without it
His head is so naked
Cast that giant Dutch dude as Kratos.
You need a big guy.
Like you need a dude that's built like Jason Momoa or, you know, Dwayne the Right Johnson.
Like you need one of those.
You need a big dude.
His voice acting was amazing in God of War.
I agree with you on that.
I think his voice is perfect for it.
I think his voice is perfect for it.
Incredibly so.
He did mocap too, that's awesome.
The problem is is you have to find an actor that looks like Kratos, which is a very specific
kind of body shape dude, you know?
And like it's a very specific body shape.
And then you got to have a dude that has Kratos' deep ass gravelly voice on top of it.
Like that's not easy.
And then also be a good actor, right?
Yeah.
Who?
Do you remember Blade?
Do you remember Movie Blade?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's the guy who played Blade?
Wesley Snipes?
I was watching this video about that, apparently, for like the acting of that, and apparently
Wesley Snipes got like real weird during that movie.
At least that was the claim.
Because there's a scene where like he's laying on this table and they used CGI to
open his eyes and the reason why is because he was being such a drama queen that he refused to open
his eyes during like the scene so they just CGI'd his eyes open. Like the the claim was that he would
basically just stay in his trailer and like drink all day and only like listen to people if they
referred to him as Blade. Like he got real weird. He got like real that was the claim is that he
He got real weird.
Yeah.
It's super funny, dude.
Yeah.
Whatever happened to Wesley Snipes?
Whatever happened to him?
I don't see him anymore.
Is he still around?
Base Wesley?
That's kind of insane.
Tax evasion?
He's played now?
Okay, fair.
Isn't the Deadpool movie?
massive shit for tax fraud really no way that's scary I think that's one of the
biggest things man like it doesn't matter how rich and famous you are pay
your goddamn taxes that's the scariest thing around always pay your taxes
Wait, where am I going?
I went the wrong way.
Nice.
Hey, look, it's the city I was supposed to go to.
The movie came out in 1998.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah, even the Joker pays taxes.
True.
You also pay other people's taxes?
Could you pay mine?
Could you pay my taxes?
be great thanks man
underscore suspicious underscore turnip with 500 bits said good morning for
got an update on my wrist turns out it was not just broken in three places in
fact the carpools are completely shattered what was thought to be a six week
turn around is now a minimum of 14 weeks requiring plates to be installed for healing and removed
later. I've got a left-handed trackball mouse coming so I can get back into ashes. I hope
you and everyone in chat has a fantastic holiday.
You're not supposed to do the whole risk dude. I'm glad you have a route to recovery
ahead even if it's a rough one. But like holy shit. That is a nasty break dude. Just
Let's take it easy. Take it easy and heal that bones, you know, like drink all your milk,
eat a skeleton or something. Like whatever the doctor tells you to do, you know, wrist
injuries, no fun. That's scary.
I'm glad you're okay over all though, but like, God damn.
Yeah, never go full wrist. Like, oof.
As I say, are you coming along? Good. We might be leveling the guild on this run.
might be. Maybe. Hello, guild commodity man.
up wrong thing
there we go
yes
1.6 love that
grab that saddlebag
1.6 love that
up this one doesn't go to him
Where's the next guy?
Why where's the dude?
So dude he's over on this side on this one
Where's he? Where's that dude? Where'd a dude?
Oh, he's all the way over there, okay, it just happens to be in a different location in this settlement
Hello dude. 50 node currency, that's it on this sign? Fine, I guess. Wait, what did that
just give me? Interesting. Alright, so this is a whole bunch of those tokens. We're gonna
pop there's in real quick please game please okay the guild is now at 14485 we're
just gonna start popping these getting there we're not 14.5 out of 16 slowly but
surely the run's common greats me
because we're just having fun with it where'd you get that moon strider
crepe mule from tix she knows how to tame them
crate running all right I have 115 node currency I don't have enough
materials I need to go and get more crap time to get more crap
You bought one for 50 silver one of these they're awesome.
I honestly think this is probably like one of the best mounts you can own in the game right
now.
That and then the the Scholeskipper, which I also have, which I bought off ticks for
four gold, which was 100% worth it and has made dramatically large amounts of money for
me already.
Is this like Silk Road?
Some of the systems may be reminiscent of that, but overall it's more like Eve Online
or Albion Online, Arc Age, and Guild Wars 2 had a baby.
And that baby's a little bit ugly right now, but it's okay.
favorite soundtrack in this game the soundtrack of our home brand barrel it's
wonderful actually it's um it's like a pirate shanty song it's quite cool all
right fishing time I gotta get fish so I could run more crates
it's ashes free to play no it's like 40 bucks on steam and you'll be able to
play until it launches about a year or more from now and when it does launch
I have a $15 a month sub and that's it. There will be no box price. It's just in very early alpha right now
You play without the music. You should really try it. It's nice. I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick
I mean just a minute. I get more water too
and instead of getting water I got the biggie sass glass of cranberry juice
around delicious it's gonna be a good day
it's gonna be a good day I need 15 fish only fish what's my fishing
I need 15 fish, I need some wood, and I need some stone.
What do I got in terms of artisan?
Let me go look at the fish.
Gathering?
Fishing's at 10.
Wicked Mike with 500 bits said Merry Christmas Thor, since some old times were talked about.
Did you have a mud, and did you have a favorite mud that you played?
So I played a mod when I was really young.
I think it was probably the first MMO I ever played,
and I don't remember the name of it, to be honest with you.
There are a couple of mods that are on phone now
that are kind of interesting,
and I played through a few of those.
But there's not, what's a mod?
A multi-user dungeon.
So think of a text-based MMO, right?
They were kind of like the original MMOs.
Best way to put it, right?
And like, they're a big deal.
They were a big deal anyway.
They're kind of an uncommon game now.
Hackmud was probably the latest one that I played.
That was very fun.
But it's...
They're just rare now, man.
Is that mushrooms?
It says Mace's Final Touches, but I think that's a bunch of mushrooms.
Weird.
See, I had to keep that in mind, like it's...
They're a rare thing now.
But multi-user dungeons are cool. Muds are cool.
But I can't even remember what I played. I was too young, man.
What about Rogue? You don't see enough ways to generate advantage.
Rogue's are in kind of a weird spot. They're very good with short bows and poison though,
which is quite fun.
I prefer Fighter in the game right now if I'm going to play melee, if that makes
sense.
Yeah, I think overall I prefer Fighter.
Uh, Gelius or Gelius, I'm adding you to the list now, man.
Mr. Redworm.
Oh, well thanks to the fish, man.
the stone. That's very nice of you. Rogue feels amazing. Talk to Tix about Rogue. She's
having a good time with it, and if she's having a good time she probably knows something
I don't because I didn't have like an amazing time on Rogue. I had an okay time on Rogue,
if that makes sense. So if she's having a really good time it means that she's
probably playing in a way that I just wasn't doing it. Yeah, Tix is giving me
anyone who knows.
Need to get a hold of tarmac for some apprentice tools.
Fair.
He's doing a really good job.
And so is Ray Clarek.
Ray Clarek, Tix, and tarmac are all kicking serious ass.
Very happy with the guild right now.
Doing a good job.
We've had very, very little guild drama this time around.
I think the reason why is last time I tried to kind of
placate people, try to keep everyone like on the same
on the same playing field with stuff and be like,
oh, this drama will figure it out.
This time I'm like, no, stop it.
And I literally just put my, anytime there's bullshit,
I'm like, no, cut it out.
Cut it out of place, I'm out, stop it.
And it just goes away instantly.
I've just been very, very direct about it.
And it's been so much easier.
Like way easier this time.
Heard try to pancake people?
Pancake people.
Dear God.
I don't like that they change crafting. I agree, man.
I don't like...
The one thing I don't like with crafting is this.
See this weird shit?
The way that it works is used to be able to just mill Snowdrop
and you put in like wood to like act as fuel, right?
But they added these weird items from vendors
that serve no gameplay purpose.
If they wanted to increase the cost of processing
why I added this weird item in,
it's just kind of like a mess now
because every single craft has this extra item
that you just buy off of the vendor.
You don't get it anywhere.
You just get it from a vendor.
It adds no gameplay value.
It adds friction for no reason.
And it just sucks.
Yeah, just no one likes it.
It's not fun.
There's no reason for those items.
They are completely worthless.
I don't give a, they don't just increase processing costs.
The reason why it bothers me is twofold.
One, it's not fun for the players.
Two, it adds an immense amount of tech debt.
Like an immense amount of tech debt.
if you wanted to reduce or increase the cost of processing
you wouldn't have to make these items you just increase the processing by the
cost of what those items would have been
by doing this they have to localize everyone as items
they have to put it in every language the game supports and they have to
maintain all of those items for every craft now and all the way into the
future
it does not make any sense to make these items because they offer zero
gameplay for the player whatsoever
it is just
bloat
for the sake of bloat and that's why i'm like what are you doing like
Those items are super weird and every craft has one like this
All of these have it and then you literally just buy it off a vendor and
Then you walk back over it like you you're in town you buy it off a vendor
You walk back over the station and just use it which makes no sense. Just get rid of all of them
It's very strange
Better get rid of those items ASAP they really should they added them in like in the last six months and everyone's like
What are you doing?
These items don't make sense and they I think they should just get rid of them did
It's not fun for the game and it's bad for their development cycle overall
Very strange move
Yeah
This game is scam and it's not strange not a scam. It's just taking a long time to develop in fact
I'll give you an example man. I started this two years ago
So playing this two years ago
It was just this part of the world and it was very small and it was shit the game didn't function
It crashed all the time like day and night cycles didn't work correctly
Whenever somebody leveled up a node Steven the game director had to log into the server fly over there in GM mode and then manually place it
It was a mess dude, and now two years later
We have all of these different zones everything mostly works
Like that the game is like ten times larger than it used to be
With so many new interactions and so many different systems and quests and crafting and all the shit that went into it
And it's way better than it ever has been it's still scuffed. There's a ton of shit
That's really broken. Yeah, I'll do face one didn't even have grass dude when we first started playing there was no grass on the ground
It was just green ground right how many classes there?
There's eight classes right now, but they're adding subclasses that'll make it 64 different combinations
I'm gonna be going summoner tanks so I could be give a brood warden
Which is a summoner that summons Beatles to wears armor love it love the idea of it completely
But like so when people come in they're like it's a scam. I'm like dude
I've I've sat here and played it through all of these phases if it was a scam none of them would have happened
It is so much harder to do what they have done then just run with the money, you know, like it's bonkers to me
Yeah, a lot of people don't realize how how long an MMORPG sits in Dev cycle
They don't get it, but I think this is the first time you've seen like a full open development for a game like this
100% running with the money would have been easier. Yeah, they could have just they could have just bailed disappeared
Oh disappeared cat it's it's 500 bits or us or uh
Channel points just use channel points right if you if you don't want to throw money
That's the idea
9,021,989 with 500 bits said hello Thor. What up? It's me again
I wanted to thank you for streaming today and for the other holidays you stream on I
Usually work on holidays, so having your stream up always makes the day feel a little less lonely
Also, I know some people in chat don't do super great around the holidays
Yeah, do know that one of the reasons I lift weights as much as I do is to be able to give everyone who needs it a strong hug
So let my muscles vicariously hug you have a happy holidays everyone. I just imagine you's busting out be like
Like hulked out, hug, turned someone into jammed in.
You think Star Citizen doesn't scam?
I don't believe that.
I don't like Star Citizen.
I don't like their monetization.
I don't like their storefront.
It bothers me, but it's not a scam.
It's just not good value.
Right?
Like, they're definitely delivering what they said they're going to deliver.
They're delivering that, but it's not good value for me as a consumer.
I don't want to buy it.
I just don't think it's good for me, right?
But some people love that game and they enjoy it, right?
Enjoy it, right?
Oh, Briley.
I hope you have a good Christmas, bud.
Is AOC doing anything for Christmas holiday event?
Not that I know of.
All their staff are on break right now.
And until January.
I think it's January 5th when they come back.
Hulk Huggum.
Jesus Christ, dude.
That's insane, dude.
All right, I have enough fish.
Into the ocean!
Oh, God.
The ocean's currents, or the river's currents are taking, not like this.
Alright I need plants.
I need plants and I need...
rocks.
Where is it?
There we go.
What is this?
Where is it? There we go.
What is this? In-game shop works in AOC, but servers know? What do you mean servers don't work? I'm...
What am I playing then?
Rocks. I need 36 rocks.
The road looks too new. The road is broken there. It's not showing the actual textures. It's supposed to be like a, um,
Like a stone pattern like it is in town. There's a bunch of them that don't work a bug reported them before
It looks like cement. There's a problem with it
Yeah, there's a lot of shit in this game that is scuffed right now dude like 100%
Bet I am adding you to the list now then and I think it's something to understand it's like I
I don't know when you're playing this wonder no delusions of grandeur like the game is super scoff
There's a lot of shit that just doesn't look right isn't feel right, but
God damn isn't beautiful sometimes
To be honest with you like
Look at the way that the grass goes
In like waves like that like it's the game is freaking amazing looking
But sometimes it looks like shit, and I think that's the biggest problem right now is
some areas look real weird like the ground here right but the game overall
looks incredible yeah some of it's really pretty certain times a day certain
areas the game look great and the thing is is two years ago none of it looked
good it all looks like shit back then so I'm quite proud of them dude they've
been a really good job at improving the shit out of this game and bringing it
to something that is almost there, you know.
Yeah, who knows what it's gonna be like in the end, but for now,
we get to have fun playing it together. Oh my shit, look at
this. The nodes are floating one moment.
Uh, port to this location, change the season you summer, wait, no, spring.
There we go.
Sessions.
Gathering.
Herbalism done.
The nodes have risen, yes.
Kuntos Stormy said hay-four.
I have the perfect game for indie-assemble.
It's a game called Mega Circle and you cast spells by drawing them on screen.
This is the third time this game has been brought up.
Nah, I kinda wanna check it out.
Real bad.
Is it the same person saying it every time?
You hear?
You'd not.
It's not the same person.
Ohhhhh.
Chicago strong one with 500 bits said Merry Christmas y'all thought this was a wild year. Hey, love you brother and thank you
infinitely for the kindness you keep putting out into our world
You started something pretty thing or some man love it here
Thank you very much
Means more to me than you could possibly know to be honest with you like
I'm only only able to do all the stuff that I do because you guys let me so thank you for letting me
You have a wonderful day. Happy holidays, man
Chicago strong one with 500 bits said goblins initiate the secret bread cannons while he
is distracted.
Mars, you shall die in this day on glorious carbs.
Bread for all, goblin king be damned.
LUL.
Wow.
How rude.
How rude.
Oh, tarmac.
Are the sport fishing nodes operating?
As far as I know, yes, I haven't done sport fishing yet, but I hear that it makes insane
amounts of money.
Mining level 5.
Welcome back from the edge.
Almasurge with 500 bits said Merry Christmas Thor, Goblins, and Ferrets.
Merry Christmas.
Yesterday I got the Christmas gift I was looking forward to.
I was using a non-profit called Upsolve and finally have all my papers to file chapter
7 bankruptcy prochet on Monday.
Looking forward to a fresh start in a lot of things.
I don't know what chapter 7 bankruptcy is actually.
Nice throne by the way.
Yeah what is chapter 7 bankruptcy?
Liquidation?
Well good luck.
And um, if that's something you're happy about then great.
You know, that'll give you a fresh start, man.
Yeah.
I don't actually know this.
Seven is liquidation, so a company that didn't do well
and then you liquidate it.
Full white bankruptcy, all dead gone?
That's great.
That's a big deal.
Yeah.
I don't know much about the bankruptcy processes.
Scary.
That always freaks me out.
But the biggest thing though?
Fresh start.
Yeah.
Yeah, my condolences or congratulations.
I'm not sure which is more appropriate.
That's exactly it, dude.
I'm like, wait, that's good, right?
That's good.
It's great depending on your situation.
Certainly help me out.
Really?
I don't know anything about that process.
I have no idea.
I need trees, I need a lot of trees.
How long is this phase lasting?
Year or more?
Yeah.
Condolations, condolations.
Congrations.
Check party, you dork.
What's up?
What do you want?
You have the trees?
I am treeless and soggy.
Save me.
Save me for myself
Wait, I have to throw out garbage
You're so many trees. That's too many trees. I can't take that many. I don't have the inventory
my man I
Need the 20 and the 15 that's all I need I
Can't take that
What have you done look at my inventory it's full of sadness
Thank you. Thank you very much, dude.
All right. I need to go and get more crates.
Off we go.
Mary cheese, Miss God. Oh, you know what? I have Brie in my fridge.
I have Brie in the fridge.
It's true, Graves.
Too big.
Agitated underscore butter with 500 bits said Merry Christmas.
I am off to clean horse stalls.
Animal care doesn't stop for Xmas as you well know.
No, it doesn't. No, it does not.
Should be on AOC later.
Rockin', dude.
Good luck with the horses.
I hope everything goes well.
We've had our fair share of stuff in the winter.
The worst thing about animal care that a lot of people don't realize is during the winter.
All animals in any type of care situation winters when animals normally pass
So because of that it is like the worst season imaginable for animal care-taking
It is so rough. So if you have any local like
Any local care-taking situation any type of um, you know
Maybe even vets anything like that treat them with the best respect you can because it's the worst time of year for them
Yeah, is there a pvp content? Yeah a lot of it
Okay, let's go pop this.
Yup, alright.
Let's see what we need.
Grab all of those.
We can go to here.
Love turning junk into stuff.
Oh wait, I have another commodity studio I just used.
Interesting. Cool.
Craft it.
Dump it.
Another one.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Off we go.
Yeah, turn a junk into other junk.
Turn a junk into guild experience.
Oh, we've got to go to this one, there we go, and I've got to get one more for myself.
And then we're out.
What happened to the node?
We're good, honestly.
I pulled off a little bit of, don't worry about it.
And now we're scot-free.
So basically what happened was this.
We live out in Brineboro.
Brine barrels are home, right?
And we weren't going to reach the next level in time to stop this place, Caltorum, from
vassalizing this.
Vassalization, the way that it works, is the two nearby nodes to wherever this place
pops become its vassals.
Basically peasantry, right?
We weren't going to beat them.
However, we have some friends up here, known as Valgedon.
I know the mayor there and a bunch of people who live there, and also, we have a lot of people on our side.
And they were about to pop to the next rank up, which allowed them to vassalize two more nearby nodes.
Since there was only four nearby nodes, to Valgedon, there was only one solution for the server,
and that was to take Caltorum as one of the vassals.
Once they're vassalized, they can't vassalize others, unless they're in the zone of influence of the main nation,
which is Valgedon, meaning that they can't vassalize anyone else.
So we helped them push the node.
And now we're scot-free. We get to be a free nation because we help these guys take over these guys and no PVP was even done
Worked out how big with the world be you're looking at one of the four continents in the game
So big that's actually really cool. That's why I love social sandboxes. That's the reason
If you were a mare, the game turns into a 4x game really fast.
I'll meet you guys at the front door by the way.
Yeah, I got the nice mule, yes.
It's a very good one.
You can get them apparently for 50 silver.
Like they're super affordable, which is great.
Sounds like a hostile takeover.
Not hostile.
weren't killing people just dreams
yeah this mount is quite cool I like it a lot yeah one of the four continents and
then there's many many islands outside of that how grand uses came do you like
old-school runescape if the answer is yes this may be for you if the answer is
no and you want more of like a fast leveling experience like World of War
craft this is not gonna be it it's more like Eve online or runescape you
know, takes a long time. A lot of dedication to level up your
stuff. You like wow classic grinding? That is more like
this. While classic wow is more in line with the way that you
will level in this. But this is much more intricate and
complicated. Oh yeah, the road is missing its texture. It
should look like this here. See this? That's what it's
supposed to be. And instead, it looks like whatever this
is. So the road texture is missing. Yeah. Welcome to alpha. So it's going to go. Alright,
you guys ready? All right, sounds good. Let's rock. Oh, it feels so bad getting off of that
road. Mount slows down considerably. I think the road texture is intended. The flat paved
one is 30% road. There's no way. It's it's totally missing its texture. It looks quite
weird, right? This music is from the game. When we get over to the to Marileth one
more time or to um jovo one more time i'm gonna go back out to brian burrow and you'll be able to hear the music there
i think you'll like it i really like the sea shanties out there and then i'll show you guys the turquoise sea
should still be light up by then because dusk happens in an hour and 52 so should be good to go
yeah whatever it is it's not finished it looks weird for sure
love the way the mount's backpack is animated i really like it i like it a lot actually it's quite cool
I'll go south at the fork there.
Yep, trade rats, man.
If people bring it over, crafters seem to focus on crafting, but the cost will be higher
than Jovo.
What I'm going to be doing is, if you guys would like me to marry her for Brian Barrel,
I'm going to be setting the attacks to minimum, so we'll be able to run crates out
of there super easy and we'll be able to take them by via ocean route all the way down here to
jovo because there's a route from the ocean here into jovo where there's no enemies the whole time
so we'll be able to take uh corsairs back and forth every day and just make
shitloads of money the trade route there is an immense dude it's like a very very good deal
we won't we'll basically have a whole bunch of people packed up with mules standing on
stop on top of the course there and I'll just run fairies back and forth that's
the intention anyway other wagons yeah those are called caravans caravans
actually create a pvp enabled zone around them where you can join as a
mercenary or join as an attacker at any time and they're mobile so it's a big
deal what's the pack animal you're on I am currently riding a moonstrider
crate mule which allows me to have two crates on the mule and then one
crate of my character for a total of three what do you need money for all
kinds of shit repairs buying stuff tons right no trade run guards I'm level 24
and really end game radiant gear we could get a tag but to be real with you
would not be pretty for them unless they had overwhelming force which they
could but yeah that wagon mounts to carry more stuff yeah that's gonna be
caravans caravans is what you're after they have a they have a beast of
in the front. Yes, mule solo crates do not create a PvP zone. That is correct. How much
gold am I getting for crate zero? I am running these right now as guild crates. A guild crate
gives us guild experience. And the idea is to try and get this to 16 million. If we can do that,
then the guild levels up, we get 15 more slots for guildies. And also caravans have
components and you can upgrade every component of it. Think of a ship and ebom line. You can craft
every one of those with carpentry. So different components have different statistics and they
get better and worse depending on you know how well you crafted it and the rarity of the
materials and so on and so forth. Mushroom on me.
Jablin on me.
All right buddy.
There we go, off we go.
As the tank repairs hurt, so the only time that repairs really hurt, dude, is if you're
dying a shitload. It's one of the things that I put out in the announcements yesterday because
we had an incident where a tank was trying to get other people to pay him, right?
To run the roll and like asking for donations and talking about paper, hour and all that. I was
like, no dude, like if you were running into a problem where you are running out of money as a
tank, there are a couple of issues there. One, you're either not geared enough for the content
that you're doing. Two, you're not knowledgeable about the fights enough so you're dying
Considerably or three you have entered a group that is not set up specifically for the kind of content
You're trying to pull and if those three things are happening
You're going to run negative as a tank you just will so one of the things I've been noticing a lot of is groups
That only have a single healer and then the tank dies a bunch and the tanks like I'm not making any money
It was like because you you formed a group with one healer
You're gonna die right like
So you got to be very careful about how you like what kind of groups you run and like how you do stuff and optimize
and if you're not doing that optimization, you're just going to lose money in the game, right?
It's just like anything else. If a group has one healer, I'm like, I don't want to be in that group.
That's a bad idea. How do you enjoy the summoner? I think summoner is really good. I think the
pet is very strong, too strong, to be honest with you. And I think that the class, the only
oddity I could say about the class is thematically it makes no sense. I feel less like
like a summoner and I feel more like a necromancer. All my spells are like attacking their soul
or putting a curse on them or, you know, afflicting them with a disease. And like I expected to
be like summoning locusts or like hitting them with a spirit wolf or something, right?
Like it feels more like an affliction warlock. Yeah. That's not what I expected. The
class fantasy feels wrong, but the character is awesome. And that's it, you know, yeah,
bees, right? Can you show your gear? Sure. I've got a two handed sea bright tide
forge greatsword which is a radiant two-handed magic sword and then I have a sea bright great
grimoire which is a radiant two-handed magic like book and then I'm running two kindle
traced earrings which are power like just straight at power and I've only got one piece
of gloves in the soul seeker I need to get the rest I want the rest that set because
it's great dude you do feel like some of your pets are kind of weak no the pets
themselves are incredibly strong they're broken strong because they scale with your
magic power even though they do physical damage. It allows you to do multi-damage types which
is gross dude. You do so much damage. Yeah, it's very, very good. Caravan's a little
bit spread out if we want to stop at this crossroads and get back up how do pets behave
in PvP well there's some really cool things you can do in PvP with pets give an example
all my skill book you can go and look at this dimensional bolt you hit a player with it
right and then after you hit a player with it you can teleport your pet to that player
in the next five seconds. So the combo is to teleport your pet to a player, right, and
then cast Soul Flare on it, which hits your pet with an explosion that stuns everyone around
it. So you teleport your pet into the middle of the enemy team, and then stun everyone,
which is hilarious. And another thing you can do is right after that, you can make
the pet immune to all damage by doing phase out, and phase out works with both your
pet and your character at the same time, which is amazing.
So it's a really good combination.
There are some really cool things.
And then you also have transpose, let's say a player jumps on you.
You go, nope, and you swap positions with your pet.
So a really good combination is let's say a fighter jumps on you.
You hit somebody else's dimensionable, teleport your pet to them
and then transpose flipping yourself to the other to their back line
while the fighter is now fighting your pet instead of you.
And their movement abilities are out of the way.
There is a lot of very technical interesting gameplay around Summoner with positioning and and using your pet.
It's phenomenal, actually.
Can you show us that? I can. I'm not very good at it to be real with you.
I have not practiced it enough, but when we finish this great run, I'll show you the ability. Yes.
There's a lot more than I need to do.
I've done one large-scale PVP engagement with this and we cleared the enemy team.
I was doing shotcalling for it. It was very fun.
They made a mistake, tactically, and that's about it, you know.
That's how over it is when you screw up in this game.
The team just got wiped because of it.
Sounds like a high skill ceiling. It's an incredibly high skill ceiling.
It's higher than I am capable of right now because I haven't spent enough time with the class.
When I spend more time with it, I want to do more.
I was trying to do a combo the other day where you dimensional bolt and you do your soul flare
and then dimensional bolt again before the soul flare hits, but I can't get the timing right.
Holy shit, that's busted expects to summoner be way less mobile way more of a back line
It is a back line, but you have burst mobility burst mobility is so interesting. Yeah
It makes it makes life very cool
But there's a couple other combinations that I do as well like the way that hex works. It's a dot that doesn't do any damage
It only does damage when it blows up, right? So when it ends
Then it explodes and does 220% damage, but you have other spells that burn it off faster
So every time your your shred does damage your spirit shred you're disintegrate or your summoned pet does damage
It drops a second off of the hex
So my hex is 20 seconds and then when it gets hit by all these effects
It usually goes off in about six seconds and then I immediately cast it again because when it goes off
It does burst damage and then also comes off cooldown
so you're basically the way that you combo in this game for this class is just to
remove a bunch of buffs up the opponent or apply a bunch of debuffs rather and
then remove some buffs off of them and then just hit them with your your
rotation to try and make hex explode and you can move around all over the place
with your pet so very strong
you're getting problems with the channel buffering and airing out refresh
the page and change your your resolution because I have it at 2k and
and you don't have to watch it 2K.
Do it at 1080p.
And up we go.
Resolution didn't resolve, the low latency fixed it.
Thanks, anytime.
There's also been problems I found with Twitch, where if you don't have, if your browser is set to like hardware accelerated, it has problems, or if you don't have that set, it has problems, which is like,
depending on people's different machines it has issues, I don't know why. Happy Honda days, happy Honda days to you, man.
You're a goblin. Did you know that? What is it like being as goblin as you?
You still glad you turned it off? Yeah, I was having issues and I turned it on and I don't
have issues anymore. But that's the thing that's crazy about it is like everybody seems
have different kinds of issues with live video streaming and you never know what it's gonna be
what is he is he flying a chair master blaster what is that
what the hell man
that's insane what a cool mount by the way um they sell mounts in the game but they're not
actually mounts. They're skins. They only sell skins. So like your mount, you can have a boat
cosmetic, flying mount cosmetic, aquatic mount cosmetic, and ground mount cosmetic. And those
right there do not add any statistics or abilities to the mounts. It's not like World
of Warcraft for you to mount that is also, say a, um, like a store, like a, like an
auction house. There's none of that shit. It is just a skin and it gives no, no increased
mobility, no increased abilities at all whatsoever, which I love.
And it was very important to me because mobility is huge in games like this.
They have weapons skins.
So there's other skins for like cloak, cosmetic weapon, secondary weapon,
range weapon and range off hand weapon and then helmet.
They have a helmet one as well.
You do want the other.
That's pretty sick.
It does give bony swag. You're on front page. What's up? How's it going? Hope you guys are
having an amazing Christmas. Oh, front page nerds. You have a cloak cosmetic in the mail?
I do. You know, I got two of them. One of them was for their 504. It's fine. He is
He's writing a chair mindflare.
That's true.
Look at it.
What a weird mount, dude.
What an insanely imaginative thing
that you're writing it, though.
It's ridiculous, man.
We gotta go west here.
Some people do, Jellyman, but that's fine.
I hope you're having a good Christmas, by the way.
You don't like lineage-like games?
Does game have a dictator?
No, there's nothing like that.
There's no system like that.
They do have mayors, but they're elected in different ways, which I think is quite cool, right?
I really enjoy that.
So the different, the different ways that mayors are elected as scientific nodes, they have, um, they're elected through democratic process.
You vote for them, right?
Whoever gets the most votes wins.
And then you have, you have divine nodes, whoever does the most pious quest becomes the new, like religious leader, that you have martial nodes and whoever wins in PvP combat in an arena becomes the new leader, right?
And then, um, where's the last one?
Economic.
Economic is, it's a bidding war.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So whoever wins in the, in the markets wins, you know?
Is there a way to heal monsters?
No?
Not that I know of.
Marshall knows a leader can be a dictator if they never lose.
True.
True.
If they're just like gods of PvP, yeah.
This one might level the guild.
We have 1 million experience left, well 1.5 million left.
I don't know how many crates we have on us.
Is it a chariot? Okay. That's pretty good.
James Dice said I have to share this, which I recently read online.
Spiders control their limbs with blood pressure, which means they technically walk on leg erections.
I liked that knowledge until I didn't like it.
Do you think that a spider should go to the doctor after four hours?
Serious question.
The great goddess Freya said goblin pirate lord Thorrington, this is old father time.
I would like to speak to you about your time loops extended warranty.
Oh god damn it.
No warranty.
No time loop.
Not like this.
Oh, the dudes, is that a pvp going out?
No, okay, they're killing an NPC.
That dude's guild is named Stone to Loot Monkeys.
Incredible.
It's sad when old spiders can't walk around without Viagra.
Okay, buddy.
I've also been RPing Brian Barrel, it's been fun with people's responses.
Oh it's super fun dude.
Brian Barrel, I'm really glad that we took that zone, and I'm really glad that that's
like our home now, you know.
We live out here on an island called Brian Barrel that looks like chainsaw man's head
spitting a luge.
It's great. It's a wonderful place. Come join us.
Oh man. You just wish it was easier to get to. There are guides on the actual Pirates
Discord, which is the one in the pinned comment, that we have safe routes to get there. And
once you're there, you're good.
Wasn't Viagra originally a heart medication? Yes. And the side effect was, well, powerfully
leg spiders. Yeah.
MS go to XY said Merry Christmas for how does it feel to be in a holiday loop? No, God damn it, dude.
You also willing to get in and wants to make the brand actually we could do a run of that because I kind of want to head back out to brand girl. This may be my last my last caravan. Oh God. Oh, go.
Rod new fools. The Minotaur's are enraged. Look at that cocaine bear running over there,
Jesus Christ dude. We gotta get out of here. It's terrifying. Has build me suckin' a holiday
loop? Who made you this way?
Cinders you said Merry Christmas 4 how does it feel to be in a holiday loop
God damn it
Yarkult
Kuntos Stormy said I can't believe 4 would press the steal from orphans button on this
the day of Merry Christmas is
It's not it it's not for that
Don't listen to him chat when he says he's not stealing from the orphans
I'm not
He keeps pressing the button and the button steals from the orphans
It makes Batman
That's what it does every time I press that button we get another Batman
Now what?
Corey Underscore Tay said couldn't think of anything, so here, have this one.
Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they're worth the price of a stamp.
That's grim, dude. Jesus.
Final Fantasy XIV is getting D-Dost on Christmas? That sucks.
That's so shitty.
Batman is stealing from orphans. Batman is an orphan.
There can be only one Batman. I mean, at a time, yeah.
Just make more.
and
I don't like the noises they make.
You played crabby fishes and you love it.
Thank you for the message.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I had a lot of questions for them.
They seem like they're having a rough time in the studio so thank you for supporting them.
Is there a life steal tank?
No, but tanks can heal themselves.
Who's having a rough time?
A lot of the studios have come on for a new summer, which is the event that we're
running this whole month.
Are kind of down on the look man like they really are and
You guys supporting them has been life-changing for a lot of those devs. So thank you for doing that
Even just with wishlist man. It's a big deal
Hope everyone's enjoying their paid day off
Wait you guys are getting paid
Oh
Goblin thank you very much dude great name, but
Do you already play that adorable fair Christmas lights game? No. I'm gonna run in crates
I'm trying to give a Christmas present to the guild right now
A hype train it has begun
Is the riot a memo reel I don't know anything about it none
Maybe but I like it like I said I know nothing about it. I hope it is
Riot's got a particular style to their games that I think is quite cool.
I don't like League of Legends because the toxicity in it, but I think that Riot's style
is something that should be replicated.
It's quite cool.
It's really nice looking.
That's another 300k.
Nice.
Climb, climb, climb.
Climb, climb, climb.
We're going!
We're going!
We're at 15.2.
and
I'm down to one gold left
I am basically out of monies worth it though it was fun drinking blood no no no
definitely not don't worry about it it's fine it's not yours yet been a while
since I got you live been busy this I might have wishing Merry Christmas Merry
Christmas to you too man hope you're having a wonderful day
tried running a guild XP run with our 120 man guild in Euloth area we crashed
the joe server and we lost like 80% of the crates oh my god that's funny dude
yeah our guild right now we're set at 95 we're trying to level it up to 4 and
And most of the guild is up here. We're pushing brine barrel. So we took it all the way from a
From wilderness to this and like the last week. It's been crazy dude
So much effort to pull it off
Oh ticks are you there
I have a request ticks I would like to buy a fast land mount off of you
I don't know what you have available, or what is possible.
Any room in the guild not currently, and we have a big list of 158 people on it.
We have 95 slots right now.
Big grind we're doing the same with Tangle Boast, nice.
Yeah, it's a big grind, but like, if you get everybody together and everybody runs a crate, like it's cool, you know.
Do you guys want to see a really cool zone?
You guys want to see the one of the coolest looking zones in the video game?
Hmm? Hmm?
I'm gonna show you some current end game content.
Now we're not gonna go too far in.
We'll see if they change the spawns.
And I'm gonna show you something neat.
And we'll see if a bug is still there that I really enjoyed last time.
Hype train level 2. Thank you very much. You're awesome, dude.
Oh, sun's going down. It's been weird.
Shader issue.
Alright, there we go.
You're level 9 trying to hit 10. If you would like to join us, ringer to clown if you're on the Neth server, you can go and join us up here.
This island has no enemies on it, so you can go there and farm, and then come down here and sell, and then go up there and farm, and just keep doing it, and there's literally nothing, right?
Yeah, there's literally no...
There's no, like, enemies to kill you, and you just have infinite farming and infinite gold making, and you get XP for everything you farm, so...
Yeah.
You know how they have a Sholeskipper mount for sale? I have one of those. They're great.
All right, I need to get out my tanking pet or I'm gonna die over here
Are the dungeons and raids fun? Yeah, I'm gonna show you one of the 40 man raids
One we used to run last phase pretty heavily
Because some of the otters as I go through
It takes how fast their um
Shoal skippers are they good or stone slippers whatever these guys are
Sholeskipper the manatees but the the Otters are they good
They're 230 no the Sholeskipper is 230. I meant I meant the the Otters
They're called stone slippers or river dancers. Hi breakers out. It is 120% ground. What 60% water. Okay, so it's worse. All right
Yeah, because I think the cat is 145 ground, which is great
of
the right to pull it up in here
for processing and was wondering is a fast one
cow
You have no idea how you got gifted but you're here now?
There have been a lot of hype trains today and they've all been insane.
Imjuste Dave said Ryan Reynolds is fighting to get one last-foot blade movie to retire
Wesley Snipes version of the character.
Really?
Marvel Daddy, even if he had to play that horrible version of Deadpool to get started in the MCU.
I'm kinda interested in that. I wonder if it'll be cool. All right.
This place is special. This is the Befallen Forge. There are a number of places like this around the map,
and depending on the levels of different nearby nodes, these change and grow.
Some of them will have extra bosses, or they will open when they're normally not,
But this one is always here and it is really cool.
In the back of this dungeon there are a number of different bosses that you have to fight
and one of them at the very end requires 40 people in two separate groups to do it correctly.
And if you beat that it will unlock a crafting station basically for the next 15 minutes.
So the idea is you get people in there, you get a very powerful end game weapon
smith or armor smith and you bring them in there with you so that they can perform
what they need to do to be able to create endgame gear for your guild. It is a really big deal,
and remember if you die in here there's no summoning that person back. They have to walk.
Let's see if the lighting in here is working yet. It wasn't working last last phase.
Ah it's looking all right. There's no music though. Yeah welcome to the befallen forge.
Oh, yeah, the lighting's still a little bit busted in here.
I may have to re-log to show you guys my correct lighting.
But there's one of the enemies, the Torrin Forge Guard.
These have an AOE around them.
You have to hit them with frost magic in order to remove it, so you need to bring
mages.
Mages hit them with frost, it gets rid of burning aura.
There are a number of counters like that all throughout the dungeons, where you
have to bring specific elemental types or reduce damage in certain ways or all
kinds of stuff.
Let's see if these bugs still exist.
Aha! I love this bug. They never fixed it. A bug reported this a year ago.
Funny. Yeah, no, it's pretty good. The dungeons are really cool though. This is a 40-man raid, to be clear.
We used to stand up on top of this all the time. Once we have enough people at level 25, we're going to go farm this place.
This is our next big, like everybody go out to Befallen Forge. We live here, kind of a thing.
kind of a thing. Well, Brand Barrel is our home, so. But it's a really cool place. There's
a lot of really cool enemies and there are a lot of cool bosses and shit. And it's a
brutal, brutal environment. I think these hurt you. Yep. Yeah. Nasty. At this point, they
should add more under there and upgrade to Ysrigg. Well, there's actually a big gate
in the back that we can't open. And I believe that that will open if this node
that we're on is the one that is the level five for the area. The idea is that whichever node becomes
largest that one will then modify the environment. So this place becomes different in some way
and nearby nodes can't hit level five. So that way every server has completely different end
game content than every other server because this one will have the gigabuffalin forage dungeon
because it's got jova as its big boy town, if that makes sense.
roads. And I love that. I think it's actually really cool. Yeah. Is this a seminar class?
Yes, it is. But I do think that that is probably one of the biggest draws to the game for me
is you have no idea what that server is going to be like. In fact, if we go down here,
you can see none of these places have been settled. They're all set to wilderness because
this is where the PVPers live. And it looks like that one finally made it to Crossroads.
Holy shit. Can you not fly anymore? I'm not a mare right now. We're building
up a brindle brindle's are home so it can't have a marry yet but I'm gonna be
running for a matter for that look at this kind of nice this looks pretty this
goddamn game is the
some of these environments just look amazing
oh oh server trying to shoot itself that's not alive is it not get we're
good. Is there any herbalism alchemy in the game? Yeah, in fact, that's the professions
that I do. I really like doing that because it's quite fun. I think I'm wearing my alchemy
gear right now. Not wearing herbalist gear right now. But alchemy is quite good in our
area of the world, because our area of the world has just a shitload of plants.
This game needs to be played with other people's or can I play it solo? How many
Many of you guys in chat right now are playing solo and having fun, if so, say me.
You can't really take my word for it because I'm a guild leader.
My experience is going to be very different from you, right?
Look at all those people having a good time playing the game solo.
Some people aren't going to have a good time with it.
Some people are going to have a good time with it, but it seems like the majority
of people who chose to play solo are enjoying that.
Looking for group there a lot of people played solo though they do solo finally feels good
It didn't feel good last phase, but it feels way better this time around. I'd have to say
I've been playing a secret character that is completely solo
Just to see what it feels like and it feels way better
How challenging is this game quite to be honest with you looks like the shaders are broken right now
the game is actually really challenging and the reason why is because saying
World of Warcraft a lot of times you can just kind of outgear content you can't
miss even normal monsters have tank busters and the tank busters are
like vicious dude like when when an undead dies there's a chance that they
do a like a recoil when they die like a death rattle and it does an explosion
of shadow damage that does like 8,500. I have 2,700 health. Like there's no surviving that.
So you really have to pay attention and play not shitty or you'll just die, right?
Which I think is cool, personally. Are these lootable? Is that an herbalizable? No, it's
not. There's ones over in the handles that look like fire, and they're named like
forge fern or some shit you guys just opt in for common crates yeah I was just
running commons anyway if you'd like to see what our home looks like instead of
the place we just were you're about to I love this place
welcome to the turquoise sea man
Everything has got huge ocean between it and you can go to any of the islands out there
and we live on the one that's farthest away.
We have completely different materials out here too.
We have to chop down palm trees and we get plumerias, we get volcanic rock and dead
coral and you can even mine the bottom of the ocean if you go down there.
There's also assassin goblins, which are not fun to play.
Coconut and Elephants here.
When we get out to Ireland, it's island, it's covered in Elephants here.
It is like one of the best herbalism spots in the game, dude.
It's crazy out there.
You got to travel outside in Meryleth, this looks amazing.
If you haven't gone yet, dude, if you live in Meryleth, because you're all the way over
here, go to the desert.
It's incredible, dude.
The desert looks so good, man.
Sandstone cliffs and all kinds of shit out there, man.
Does the penetration stat on weapons do anything?
It is the strongest statistic on your weapon.
Always take it.
It is a flat penetration, which means if it is 3%, 3%, 3%, that's 9% enemy defensive reduced.
It is incredible.
That's like the best stat you can have, man.
Here we go.
I got my shoalskipper out.
My manatee.
His name is Jamie.
He used to be at Mythbusters.
There he is.
By the way, this mount?
me swim underwater and breathe. And the cool thing is, down here, you can actually harvest
mining nodes that exist, but it's quite dark. And you can act as a submarine so you can
pop up in PvP people, which is really useful.
Ah, wait.
See if there's anything around this one.
Some of these don't have collision yet.
They gotta do some work on those.
The ocean's enormous.
Yeah, you can find dead coral and all kinds of stuff down there.
Alright, where are we at?
We're going to go to the west route.
The underwater audio is bad?
Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff in underwater audio. It's not good. There's a lot of weird underwater everything, right?
Are there underwater lamps? Not yet. What I really hope that they add is like lamps you can carry with you, you know?
This makes me miss peak arc age. Steven Sharif, the game director for this game loves arc age. That's why it feels like that.
Yeah, we need like bioluminescence or minor hats or like a dive suit, something, you know?
Can't wait for underwater dungeons. Same.
By the way, uh, one of the potions that I can make, let me go pull it up, and go to this,
along those lines.
Where is it?
Is it apprentice?
Might be apprentice.
What the hell is the name of that name thing?
some of it. Deep lung. There you go. Deep lung potions. They reduce the amount of oxygen consumption
rate that you have for 10 minutes. But if they're higher up rank like these ones, 80% reduction
for 10 minutes. It's so good, dude. And they're just made with dead coral power powder. So
like you just go mine dead coral and then you just make a million of these. Like they're
They're so good.
What is better stats? Magic Accuracy or Magic Power?
Both. Magic Power is direct damage.
So like if you have a spell that does 220% magic power
and you have 100 magic power, it will do 220, right?
So do keep that in mind.
With Accuracy, you need Accuracy.
Because Accuracy is a calculation between your accuracy and the enemy's base evasion.
So if you have magic accuracy and magic evasion, that means that I have 7% over-reach on this.
Here is cooking, yes. And it's very complicated and gives amazing buffs, like incredible buffs.
Yeah, there's a ton of deadcrawl on the beach. Eashrod of... of... Grindrull? Yeah.
That's where I've been getting it all.
Hope they'll add an Iron Man mode? Just play Iron Man. Right?
Just play it that way.
Merry Christmas everyone, Merry Christmas to you.
Have a good day man.
Disappeared cat said I'm interested in how you planning story for your game.
I have stories in my head but I always have problems of forming them in complete story
on paper.
Recently I discovered book, The Writer's Journey by Christopher Voeble.
I finished only first chapter but it already helped me think about sorry more structurally.
And it was fun to re-watch movies and thinking about those structure.
Did you read it?
If yes, what do you think about it?
How are you planning your story for your game?
I'll show you.
So I'll show you how I plan the story for the game.
It's a tool called Obsidian.
Obsidian is really goddamn good and it allows you to take visual nodes and then put titles
on them and then write a whole page and then show how all those are connected to
everybody else.
I choose characters this way.
I write about their emotional state, how they feel about things, the things that
that will react to and then how those interact along the entire web of interactions allows
me to do that for, you know, all the different choice paths that are available. It's very,
very useful. And obsidian is free. So like, right? If you want to use it on your own,
it is free for free without limits, no signup required, no strings attached, and
you can pay this if you want to. And that's it. It's great, dude. It's fantastic. So
get it. Get it. It's good. 100% worth. It's got a shitload of plugins. Yeah. Yeah, this
is subscription for cloud saves. That's true. One of the best pieces of freeware around
it really is. And I prefer it. So you need to pay to collapse and others, which makes
it a non starter for you. Fair, right? I do it for a solo project. So yeah. What
What is it called? That's obsidian. That's what I use for writing. It's great.
We're almost there. We're almost home.
By the way, that thing? PvP enabled zone. Dangerous.
Also, PvP enabled zone. Dangerous. Welcome to the ocean.
It's one note on steroids. It is. I used to use one note and I hated it.
I hated it.
Ah, such a piece of shit somewhere.
Shukasa underscore 13 said Merry Christmas Goblin Lord and Goblins.
As a present to myself I just built a steam machine with a 980X3D with 32 gigs of RAM
and a 9,070XT was a fun experience and enjoying playing with it.
Dude boss.
actually boss so many nerds
the
you bought ramming this kind of a
day that's kind of insane right
wait is that a boat
there's a row boat up ahead
is somebody in there
It's a low-level pirate making his way downtown.
Good luck.
Good luck, lad.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's friend, not food.
Remember the last guy that I killed in PvP and then made a haunted lighthouse out of
And then gave him an earring because it felt bad
Every time I see someone marked for PvP I think about it
Every time
He was a person it's very funny
It's weird your 436 power book seems to be more damaged than my 1230 power maze
Here's the reason why.
Mouse over this at the bottom left.
It'll say your combo attack.
Find out what damage type it is.
That's the important thing.
If it's physical damage type, it scales with your physical power.
If it's magical damage type, it scales with your magical power.
Your basic attacks do.
They are just like skills.
So check to see if it's using the correct power scaling for you.
Different weapons have different ones.
And different combos work differently.
Yeah make a house out of some normal. What does pierce damage go with? It'll be
orange if it is physical generally. So arcane damage there it's purple. It's like
a magic you know.
But it'll say like if I swap over to my scepter or to this great sword see
where it's like slash damage and it's orange and it's like that that weird
peach-ish color that's physical damage and then I swat back to my book that's
magical damage very different colors is their voice in this no but they wanted
to add it for town halls to taverns so you can be in a tavern playing a song
kind of a thing and they said if that works they might expand it to the
rest of the game because people are very into it yeah you're gonna get a
or see when you'll get it when it comes out good yeah I think it's
super fine man I think it's more than fair wait if you feel in any way
uncomfortable or worried about the game, just wait.
Trying to get, link your steaming count to AAC, keep getting an error page.
If that is happening, it means that there's likely something wrong with Steam or the AAC
website. They've been having issues lately. You'll have to try again maybe in 10 minutes.
What is the error you're getting or reference just to make sure?
Is that a swimming simulator? I mean out here, yeah. Welcome to our home in the
middle of the ocean. I'm on my way back to the house. It's going to be a little bit.
What classes are meta right now? All of them. They're all very strong. Yeah. Looks like
it's on Steam's end. Okay. Yeah, it might be. Steam has been having some problems since
yesterday so I'm not really surprised. Looks like a huge map it is. We've traveled
from there all the way over to here which took about 30 minutes and now we're going from here
all the way up here which has taken another 30 minutes. Map is enormous, yeah.
No Yugi, it's just people hanging out for Christmas and I hope you have a good holiday,
bud. Oh man, you know it's big. Map's big. Any classes that have been revealed but not released?
No. All eight of the classes are released. These are the primary archetypes. The thing is,
This is, they've got a very unique system with this.
Let me show you this.
They'll pull this up.
Grab that there.
These are the eight primaries.
We get secondaries sometime in the next year, right?
And the idea is that you choose a primary and a secondary
and it makes your whole class.
I'm going Summoner Tank.
It gives me Brood Warden.
Brood Warden is like a Summoner that summons Beatles
to wears armor.
Kind of insane, right?
So with that in mind, you choose based on this list, effectively, which is kind of safe.
It's a lot. A lot of stuff.
Yeah, Arcadia had a similar system over three classes. Yeah, they have all eight of these out now. Summoner just came out.
So it's the least polished currently.
Rogue Mage? That's kind of sick. Yeah, Night Spell? I don't know what they do.
Do you know when they're going to release the secondary archetypes? No. No, I have no idea.
Not sure yet. I hope that they release them this year, you know
How to think about Paladin class I believe Paladin is tank cleric. Yeah tank cleric is Paladin, but cleric tank
Is instead an apostle so they're different depending on which direction you go
All right, I'm going to the mouth.
Our island looks like chainsaw man's head.
We landed the mouth because it's the safest.
Yeah, the next- in a- in a year, basically.
Yeah, so, snowman, it seems like there's something wrong on the steam's end right
now if you're having that problem unfortunately yeah do you not celebrate
any holidays I do I just generally do it here with our community and I do this
every year Christmas Thanksgiving everything like that and the reason why
is because there's a lot of people out there that don't have anyone to hang out
with during the holidays and I'm keenly aware of how devastating that can be for
people so this is something I've done through my entire time streaming I've
never changed it I've always wanted I've always done this because I know I
I know how important that is.
Is there any such thing as over bug reporting?
No, report everything.
If you report it and so do other people,
that means the devs will go,
hey, wait a minute, a lot of people are reporting this.
It's a big deal, right?
Control X on the water mount?
It does like a belly flop.
It's kind of amazing.
My detail to the brig? All right bud. I need to go pick up my my jobs. My processing jobs
should be done.
Are you spending it alone this year? No. I'm spending it with the goblins. They're
all around you what did you say means a lot you got a new
loyal viewer my friend well thank you and yeah it's it's something I've always
done it's always been very important to me you know being alone on the holidays
isn't fun it's not a good thing but I'll always I always stream during this because
that man always have always will welcome back from the ads by the way I was just
running the whole time I landed on Brian barrel grab ashes tomorrow hell yeah
man I hope you enjoy it like there's a lot of scuff understand this do you
Let me settlement we did we live in Brian barrel. It looks like chainsaw man's head
And he's shooting a spit one. It's great. It's cool place to live
It's also filled with horrible mushrooms that kill your bear in one shot like code is read yourself. Oh
dear god
Hold up
Go to his red
I'll save you. We cancel my spell
there we go one more and we're good I hate these damn things there we go you're good
Anyway, mushrooms. Not even once. Yeah, easy. Let me get my pen out. There we go. By the
way, do you know why we live here? You see each one of these plants? You can harvest every
Single one of these and they give you herbalism experience and they give the node XP
Every one of them and they're everywhere
It's great here
What say does the game and it's an alpha, but it's farther along than it ever has been and I could say that basically every month
like look at them all they're everywhere they're everywhere you want to make
easy money come here farm plants sell them to a vendor
there's no fishing here though which that's kind of pain it's pain in the
ass
Did you activate subtitles? If you hit C on your keyboard, it will, yeah.
That's on your end, unfortunately. There's a little closed caption button on Twitch.
They're like browser, they're viewer. You can hit that too.
Yeah. We live on a tropical island. There's no fishing. I know, dude. We've reported
it. It doesn't make any sense that the ocean has no fish here.
and
it's very funny what we're gonna do
to release new a low on swimming on a bat
give it a job of quest
and the java quest there. What do we got up here? Vault of crystals.
Nothing here or there. None of that matters. What are these? Cool.
Alrighty. Let's go see what my processing job says.
Ah, don't be shitty.
Glorious.
Level 17 Alchemist.
My god, my inventory is full of bullshit.
The horror.
Alright.
Next job.
Are you liking summoner?
I think it's overpowered with its pet.
I can do things that a lot of other classes can't do.
The problem that I have with it is thematically, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
It's a little bit weird, theme-wise.
But outside of it, it's great.
Like, it actually, it feels really good.
It's a very fun class.
The theme is just weird, right?
What do you do with the powder?
I turn it into bullshit.
I'll show you in just a moment.
We're gonna go do that right now.
Do you need a cleric? Always.
How's it going, Mr. Chronos?
Do you want to come kill things at the bridge?
Otherwise known as...
Pirate.
Pirate version of the pit.
Would you like that?
Arcane potions for everyone!
There we go.
All of this powder...
There we go.
Submit all that, and then we can do any of the essences.
All the essences are in, and we're good to go.
And that will be a one hour and 14 minute job for 28 silver off it goes
Now let's go check these I got nothing in the in the cooker there nothing in the cooker here
Nothing in the cooker here and nothing in the cooker here nice
Nice.
Fail to send Invite to Kronos.
Are you in a group already, man?
What are you doing?
What are you doing over there?
You joined the Brig in about 20 minutes?
Alright.
We've got enough healers we need to tank.
That's an interesting item. I don't think I have one of those. That's new. And it goes.
Anything else in here is trash.
Well it's fun running crates with you guys. It's farming time. Love money. I need cash
So, it's time to farm.
I'm under, almost under a gold.
Down from 10 yesterday, so.
It's a rough time.
Hey, Ray Clark, you wanna join us?
Remember to send the announcement about the mule run to Discord?
I forgot.
I suck.
I'm sending it out now.
of
the news
and everyone
the
the
All right, we're going to be doing an event at noon today.
There we go. That should be a lot of fun.
There should be a lot of fun.
All right, we got code as red as the tank. Ray Clarek, Chronos, you joining up?
Says failed.
Fail.
Fail, Chronos.
Can't believe it.
There should be a lot of fun. We're gonna be doing a gold mule run today.
Everybody's gonna meet up in Java
We're gonna run a bunch of guild crates together all at once in a giant mass and then uh
Just have a blast doing it
Imagine a bunch of dudes
Just screaming and hollering while we move slowly down the road
It's gonna be funny
What if PVP? What if? Anybody who attacks us will either fight them back because we'll
be a lot of people or we'll let them win so they get corrupted, which is funny. Is it sponsored
or are you related to devs of the game? I'm not related to devs of the game. This is
not sponsored. I have never made a single dollar off of this game outside of what
the community has provided to me, you guys, and I've been playing for about two years.
Um, yeah, love this game. I've been playing it a very long time. Since there was no grass
on the ground, and the world was very small. Has corruption changed anyway? It's very
harsh now, yeah. Yeah, I just like the game.
the
bullbore
was a bullbore
, as I've invited you like 10 times
Jesus
Code is red, you're good to tank it, right? Have you done it before?
Yeah, easy, alright.
I got Dras and Icy Bard, that's a good shout.
I've got two more slots.
Yup, needed the Icy Bard for that.
Let me call the Tronos.
Well level minimum, 19 to 20 is usually what we're after.
Unless you're a very required class like a bard.
Yeah, this is a nasty place.
Cronus is busy ignoring you, apparently.
Call him a big bitch.
Actually, no.
Call him a tiny bitch.
Niscule. There we go.
Mejito the cat the first said Merry Christmas kitten. I finally got the best Christmas gift ever the notoriously expensive heartbound demo
Several of my family members had to take out loans to get it for me. Oh my god
It's pretty all worth it. Thank you again for streaming during the holidays tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde tilde
You're funny yourself
Why you like this dude?
19 bar I invited you near the bar. Oh, put in a box the Indian game. Yeah whisper man. I'll grab you
It's very funny what version the game is out now it is awful
Pretty early, to be honest with you, dramatically better looking than it used to be, and way
more fun.
You tiny bitch!
So funny, dude.
Vicarian said I just made the egg, and it was good.
It is good.
However, there's a massive issue.
One at a time is not a good way to eat them, so did the chef have a good way to
increase it to like four to six eggs in the recipe. Just make four once. Just make four.
You know, that's it. While you're eating the first one, pop the second one in the microwave.
An endless chain of the egg. Yeah, four to six bowls. Six at once.
Legendary video game. Thank you. Very nice. Hope you're having a good holiday, bud.
Egg centipede, you!
One at seven eggs.
That's a lot of eggs.
That's a lot.
You can make two at once, you added ten seconds to the cooking.
Oh, you're getting dangerous, changing the recipe, dude.
Ugh.
Stack of ramekins, that would work, yeah.
Yoruka32 said Merry Xmas to Thor and my fellow goblins.
As a RainbowPP goblin with a 422 watch streak, I would like to announce that this community
by Thor has been the most positive I have seen so far.
Thank you Mr. Social AI Sofa for all the curations I Thor you have done to maintain such a positive
community.
What is it?
Today, it's also my birthday so thanks for the Christmas by Thor stream.
Happy birthday.
Well Thor, maybe you just realized you have just gotten CBT three times.
No.
Get CBT nerd.
Chat.
Spam happy CBTR bongos
Christmas by Thor of course of course very very good. Well done god damn it
Lively Bailey with 500 bits and Merry Christmas Thor and chat
Merry Christmas for streaming on Christmas. Otherwise, I have no one to spend it with which makes it hard. Yeah
I always do and I always will and I know how difficult that is, you know
No reason to spend it alone. We can always do this every year and I have for
What has it been like eight years now something like that long time?
Christmas by Thor is insane
It's just as chopped coconut is that an adolescent or an adult that's weird it's an adolescent one
One.
Not a lesson one, not a lesson one.
Wait, did we level up?
Oh, shit.
Hell yeah.
We get 15 more guild members.
Boss.
Okay, we get a choice.
We get 15 more guild members, number one, but the second choice is...
It's got to be back's HP, I got a percent.
Boop, everyone gets a little bit more.
I'm at 2800 health now.
Yeah, that's huge.
Yeah, big buff.
Permanent, by the way.
And our note, wait, our note is giving us a boon?
Wait, what?
How do I have this? Oh, it must be from a different note, because there's like, we don't have this.
I got the buffs for going into the other nodes. Oh, that's cool.
Alright, now that we have more members, I can start inviting people off the list. I'm going to go to the top of the list and start looking.
Azure Angel.
I will try.
One moment.
Nice.
Azure's done. Next one's bovine.
Not online.
Oh!
Erg, congratulations, you were the next on the list that was online at the time.
Illusion Cleric.
You've been waiting a while.
Mr. Baked Muffin.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
another Evelyn
having all these at
vile
the vile
there we go, Sylve
Oh, Sylvillif, you better hit yes.
It's part of Compaix something, we have a lot of damage. Raycleric.
We have a lot of damage, we have a lot of sustain. These are the kind of parties that we run so that nobody does.
Oh no, I think they're A of K, dude. I think Sylvillif is A of K.
I'm gonna wait for them. We'll wait and we'll start inviting more. Yeah, make your way out
to the brig guys.
mobs of the bridge. Oh, declined.
Gonna fix it.
Gonna fix it again.
It just timed out.
All right, next one.
My pet just randomly appearing right now.
No shit.
Oh, there we go.
Silverlet is still AFK.
F.
Oh, Nevi's on.
Nevi's in.
I gotta make sure how many slots we have left.
We still have nine slots left.
Bovine Crusher, you are online now, nice dude.
Your invite is out.
And stumped.
Bovine Crusher is now in.
You are number one on the last bow.
Tricks
Not a lot minority
Not a lot the Zag
not a lot and
Column
Alain rather
Vincent oh there we go
Vincent's in to song might be in
Yeah, we're getting a lot of people in which is good
Yeah, I will be adding people less a little bit
I'm trying to get people into the guild right now. We've got a lot of people in the list and some people are kind of afk
You join you got to whisper me in game to be on the list that we got a lot of people in the list
So I'm slowly getting through it
I basically go down the list and then we grab people that are online at the time.
Oh, Valenia is joined, they have been deleted off the list.
There we go.
National door.
Nice.
Subarthes.
Nice.
It's two more.
I'm going to leave them off the list.
Four slots left.
Ah, test song, I'll get you in just a sec.
Hey, good man.
I will place you on the list, yes.
If you are whispering me,
just send me one message to be placed on the list
and I will add you
because I'll go down my whispers right after this.
Also, I'm not kicking anybody out of the guild during Christmas season.
That's ridiculous.
That will not happen.
I'm waiting until seven days into January before we start looking at people who just
haven't logged in anymore.
And then we'll start removing people from the guild for an activity from that point.
I don't want you to think about this at all over the holidays.
That's dumb.
Yeah, that's just not fair or good.
Oh, there we go.
There's one.
We got three slots left.
There we go.
There we go.
Vegemator.
Gashius. What a good name.
Oh look, it's Poet in a Box. Who could that be in our group right now?
Found your name!
You were number 38 on the list after all those additions.
Congratulations, man. Last one for the day.
And now we must level again.
We must level again.
Oh, Sylvillain!
I tried like five times to invite you.
Okay, you're at the very top of the list. You're actually number seven on it, which is great
And we're gonna be doing a crate run as a guild today at noon
Which would likely get us another level. So when that happens, we'll get you in. I tried a number of times. I'm so sorry
You're very you're at the top of the list. Yeah
Yeah, no worries at all, okay, I'm gonna go ahead people to the list now. There's a lot of you guys have asked me
And understand as as people leave the game because they will right I will add more people to this and we'll be removing people for being offline and you know and so on and so forth
The important thing is that we have a lot of people in the guild that are running crates and everything like that to try and get more more guildies and also it buffs the whole party it buffs the whole guild rather when you do this
you do this like we have we have 45% increase health and mana regen in the
party based on your stamina or your constitution and your your wisdom and we
also have our mentality rather constitution mentality and we also have
2% max HP and max mana now as buffs to you when you're in the guild so and
that's from those levels so
to song you're in certain Lee pretty good
sea of death
makes shift it right names
nightmare of soul and yasha
bulk
no fox given
added mad bovine you know we have a bovine crusher in the guild you might be
in danger but be honest a little bit worried you know for you and I've added
more.
Sir Killian, Renta, and Dylenar.
There we go, man.
You guys are on the, all on the list.
All done.
Govind Crusher is fine, it's bovine smashers you gotta worry about.
There.
It's ruined real.
Alright, where we at?
Got Pwn in the box and Ceroribo in their way.
Um, and I think they're last two that we're missing.
No, wait. We're missing Dres. Where's Dres?
Miss you Dres! Where are you?
Where are you?
Very far away it seems.
I can't even see you on the map, bud.
Where's he at?
What's he doing? What are you doing there, man?
What? My pet just decided to go on an adventure all on his own. I don't really know why.
Oh, but weird
Glorpus link if I saw your you whisper I went through every whisper that I received
Yeah, every one of these is on I think these are all fun. Yeah
Yes, I'm making sure right now
Yeah, all these are in.
Everybody who whispered me is on and I'm double checking them all now just to make sure.
Oh, um, the person, uh, Valini, the one who whispered me about that, you, is your
remains still in the guild?
Yes, self you are on the list.
Self A, self.
Making lists and checking it twice.
I've just got to have this big list.
We have 166 people in the list to be in the guild.
It's a lot, right?
Yeah.
Basically, we're going to farm this until about 11am, and then after that we're going
to go out to the mainland and we're going to run a guild event together, which should
be pretty fun.
And you get a list?
Just whisper me in game, man.
That's it.
If you join the Discord, it's much easier for you to get groups and hang with people, though.
That's super important.
It's very important for you to be a part of the community because you're going to have
a much worse time otherwise.
We can start without Dres once the box gets here.
Having two Bards is nice.
Or Code has read, you can also pull now if you'd like, if you feel comfortable doing
it.
Icy Bard, Ray Cleric, Chronos, hope everybody's ready.
He's pulling up.
cleric you there right cleric is not there there we go okay I was a little bit
concerned for a moment I was like none of the healers are moving that's probably
bad that's very funny dude okay this is ashes of creation man I had a deep
concerned for a moment. Kodas read his good tank. I love seeing that. He's got
grid up. He's got his damage reduction going. He's using the right abilities.
he's guarding through the heavy slashes good shit yo that's a huge deal that's
huge for the guild
nice purge
That's going to buff me? Oh, you put less weapon on me. Nice.
You've never heard of this game you do to gaming? It's in early alpha. Yeah, it's in
early alpha. You have to understand there's like, there's a lot of scuff, you know, like
there's just a lot of scuff right now. And then over time, it's gotten a lot better
over the last like two years or so and I I think it's in a really good spot now
honestly promise to still read your names hell yeah
silenced it out yeah each of these is like 4k experience that one's gonna
blow up watch that didn't do it thank you they're nasty
Captain Bulwark, purging it.
It's John Bulwarkman himself, dude.
theCynicalWeeb What is that fire a we
We're so far away.
big damage. There we go. Sick. 19,333 XP. And that's what I was saying is like 40,000
like XP that on me is I mean, you know, why is everything ranged? We're playing a lot
range classes. A lot of people prefer range DPS to be honest with you. Melee DPS is
incredibly wanted though. We're playing two summoners, two bards, two clerics and a
tank. I guess I'm three summoners to be honest with you. But the um fighters are
huge man. Usually you want to bring one of every class. Like if we had a ranger
that'd be great right now. If we had a fighter that would also be great. Yeah
fighters and rogues are incredibly strong dude. You just need to get them.
Not a lot of people play him.
I actually have a tank that I made.
I'm kind of excited for that. Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, man.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna start spending your 50 years in a lot of money.
What?
Bro, what?
I just have long hair.
The Cosmic Prism said very former goblin lord Thor and mods and chat of goblin land.
I wanted to give a little life update at the end of 2025 for anyone that is alone at this
time.
It really does get better you guys, I went from being a war refugee to landing a job
starting mid-January and actually living my life.
Forth and mods, I can't say this enough, thank you for everything you do, for keeping
the loneliness and sadness at bay and reminding me that it does get better.
you just lost the game your heart you son of a bitch what a way to end that man
holy shit what a what a goblin
completely wild to me man insane MS go to XY said Merry Christmas Thor how does
it feel to be in a holiday loop as I feel for you to be in a holiday loop
You big ol goblin. Now what?
Splitfire69 said Merry Christmas, Thor. How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
You know, I feel like, I keep saying different things, but you keep saying the same thing.
Almost like you're stuck in a holiday loop.
What's going on there, Chet? What's happening to you? What could have done this?
Tanda85 said Merry Christmas, Thor. How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
See? Chats like a loop.
That cranium guy said Merry Christmas, Thor. How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
Yarkhouse.
Uh, Potter Box. How close are you to the next level, by the way?
You're 4% away? Okay. I see where it is. What about poting the box?
You're at 24%? Okay. When you hit 100% we'll get dramatically more loot drops
because it's based on the average level of the party. So be good.
If farther than you are away from the monster level, the less loot the party gets, which
is interesting.
Clearly Chronos is underpaid.
His graphical quality is far worse than newest.
Skill issue.
No, I don't want to reform and death and level up.
It's just annoying.
It'll be honest with you, it's just, it's not necessary.
It's like super annoying, it's so much scuff.
That came so fast in from the heart?
Yes.
Making front of Kronos' law.
That's how it works.
If I didn't do that, I'd be dead.
Wolfren underscore with 500 bits said Yarchere 500 fun fact for the day.
Yesterday I told you all the reindeer had to be female because they keep their antlers in late December.
Yeah.
This is not 100% true.
They could be castrated males, as they also keep their antlers all winter.
No. No. No.
I don't want to have this conversation anymore.
It was already bad, now it's worse.
Now it's worse.
Not like this.
Private underscore Jaws with 500 bits said Batman need to be an orphan and have lots of money.
Stop stealing from orphans' yard, cheer 500.
I'm stopping another Batman from existing.
You don't understand.
The timeline can't handle Batman too.
Think about it.
Unless that makes Batman beyond, which was kind of cool.
Batman beyond actually rocked. Maybe I am doing the wrong thing.
It's a mistake.
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Who just read his rockin need
What is this I heard this game is looks great, but there's not much things to do
So something to understand about a game like this is if you're looking for the game to hand you what to do
You're gonna have a bad time
And I know that's weird for a lot of video games right in social sandbox games. You create your own objectives
I'll give you a very good example of this right?
We left the central part of the world and we went all the way up here to Brian barrel because we wanted to have this island
Be our home because it looks like chainsaw man's head also were pirates and that's funny
So it's called Brian barrel. We settled this land for the last entire week
We've been grinding out these monsters and all of the mining nodes and everything on the mainland over there
This allows us to push our node in the direction of being settled. It builds NPC towns and everything like that
Recently there was another group of people that are up here in Cal Thorum. Cal Thorum was going to level up
This would have vassalized our home making us peasants to a foreign king and
Pirates don't allow it. You know, we can't allow that. It's not a thing we want
So we made a couple of friends up with Valgedon up here
They were also about to level but they were running out of manpower
power. So what we did was sent some people up there, worked with the locals
and then pushed that node super fast. So these guys would become peasants of
those guys. And now we remain a free state.
And that's sort of the point of social sandbox games is you come up with your
own objectives, you play politics, you do a bunch of different stuff and you
have fun, right? You have to come up with your own objectives and do your
own stuff. The game is not going to give you a quest for that. And
And because of that, every time you sign in, you never know what's really gonna happen.
Not really. Not truly. Right?
Non-connomer on noon, Cabo.
Yeah, he's a sleeper now, bud.
Also, the ping would be horrible? Depends.
We have people from Europe that are playing on these servers.
That's why we chose US East, and it's like 60 ping for them.
It's like 60 to 80 at any time.
This game worth buying right now depends.
Do you like social sandbox games? U.K. with, um...
You know, your character getting deleted?
Are you...
Are you fine with a lot of bugs?
Right, cause it's gonna happen.
Oh wait, he's live right now?
What the hell is he doing awake?
Hold up.
What are you doing away?
At this hour.
Ridiculous.
I just messaged him. Oh, I'll get the cultists.
Cultists first.
Avoiding it. No cast for you, buddy.
Where's the NodeXP situation at? We are currently at 17%. Later on today, we're
We're going to be doing some stuff from Jova to Mirrorluth.
We're going to be running crates, and it should be a lot of fun.
We might actually go from New Halo to Valgedon.
We might do that.
Do the big boy run, because it would be half a million XP each for each of us to the
guild, which would be insane.
Yeah.
I did deal him.
If you want to see my work history, just go to Eximation Point Jobs, and you can
see all my stuff over on LinkedIn, but it's that interesting.
Love to see it become a full city. Oh, it will. We'll be
pushing it till it does.
People are trying to push surefoot ahead of us.
They're not doing a very good job of it. I mean, they can
keep trying. We're at 17% of the next year up.
We'll see. They're probably mad that we did that to
Caltorum.
It bought us time. It didn't buy us victory.
Is that an EDM about it? Let me look, Tix.
All right, we'll see how much they work.
You have to understand, anytime it implies a pressure to us, we get real strong, so that's
a good thing.
Give us an enemy.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes it would be interesting to have
one-on-one conversation with you about IT stuff.
Compare war stories, ask away, man.
There's some stuff I can't talk about because of last job,
but outside of that, yeah.
Over a thousand people just raided in the ferrets.
Dude, kick ass.
That's awesome.
Hold up.
Let me go thank them.
There we go.
What are the passcodes for the main entrance to the power plants?
Well, they're...
here let me let me just say it out loud because that'll make it easy right and
I could just you know
hey guys I am I don't know what happened just then I am I'm gonna press this
other button. VVVA with 500 bits said hi mr soft hair. Hey there has been a lot of
Merry Christmas wishes thrown around but when is someone going to Merry Christmas?
I mean for tax purposes or for love? Gotta choose. Candlejack got him? Why are you
talking about Candlejack? You know if you say his name three times you'll
summon him right it's a bad idea you shouldn't do that no mention what what
shouldn't they mention Beetlejuice I mean great yeah Beetlejuice is great
I'll ring son no you fool you summon them both
Rebooting brain thinking 96 with 600 bits said hey for when they're not at my sys admin job
I work part-time as a 911 EMT Wow this time of year we see a big rise in mental illness calls
I know this time of year isn't great for everyone
So I really thank you for streaming during this time to help those who need to focus on something else other than holidays
That is the major reason I do that. That is the major reason I do it. Because I know, I know how bad that is.
Um, I've had friends who work EMT jobs and it's really rough, but manning the phones for that is, that's gotta be something else to do.
What an incredibly difficult job. So, thank you for doing it. Yeah, that's wild.
handle juice handle juice I think you could say that that won't summon anybody
right it's probably fine happy camper with 20 gifted subs my man holy shit
thank you very much when you're in security you're ever running to
medically stupid ones like password equals password a lot of admin shit you
You know, they just leave it to default.
That's normal.
Um, you'll always find devices anywhere you go with stuff like that.
Any site you ever go through, any place you ever go, there's always going to be at least something that's not configured correctly or some weird bullshit, you know.
You'll get used to it.
It's like, what's that device?
What's the default password?
Whoops.
Yeah.
Hmm.
handle jack handle juice cracker jacks got it some and something all right
Merry Christmas goblins Merry Christmas to you man frigid grave said just bought
ashes so I can come sing sea shanties with the boys in brine barrel do it I'm
gonna be a bard since it seems fun and they're in high demand
Hello.
Shayu, when I see you cap and wig beard.
Do it up.
Come join us.
It's a great place, honey.
We're getting the second group set up, so we will do this.
You want?
Windows 7 was good too?
You just like the number 7, because you're a goblin.
Yeah.
Oh, Windows 2000?
What about it?
I think XP Service Factory was the last time that I ever felt like Windows was...
I felt like I was the administrator of the machine, and that Windows wasn't trying to put bubble wrap all over everything to stop me from making a mistake, right?
That's kind of the last time I felt like that with Windows, personally.
Does that make sense?
Windows Millennium Edition.
Crack just... you played a dangerous game over there, man.
Hey, our group, move over to the left side of her here, please.
Over to the left side, over to the left side.
I see barred left side.
Let them have enough space.
You got an unaffiliated running as their tank.
We don't want to accidentally kill them.
I just want to sell some cards dude steam is having a
serious problem right now like they're having serious problems is the game gonna
wipe your progress oh yeah man like this is like my sixth character that I've
played over the last two years they've done a number of wipes yeah yep all this
gets wiped and that's very well explained on this theme page if you are
not down with that don't buy the game just wait yeah when it comes out it
won't be wiped there won't be any more wipes after the game comes up
I
Was right, what are you doing?
Steam is still down? Dude, Steam is having some serious problems. Yeah, it's really slow.
It's really slow, man.
In Victi's 18 said Merry Christmas Thor and Doblins.
I had a thought about my next DMD character and I hope my DM entertains me on it.
I was thinking about having a character with multiple personalities.
Each personality would be a different class, physical stats would stay the same but mental
would change for each personality.
After each long rest or sleep I would flip a coin or roll the dice to see which personality
is the one that wakes up.
do the same with a death sabon throw. Any thoughts?
Kinda looking through your idea on this. One moment. I was reading something at the same time.
That actually seems really neat. I think you'd have to play each one of them though. I think
if you did that you wouldn't be able to you'd have to have the dm shoes when you
swap personalities between characters and they'd have to play different classes
which make it even funnier yeah like you're not allowed to metagame it the
dm controls when you swap what are you guys farming we're trying to push our
node faster each one of these kills is worth quite a lot of experience for the
node it's like 147 per one of these and the reason we're doing it is so
We can we can get our node pushed forward so we can get more of a city here
We're also getting everybody up to level 25
I'm about to be level 25 when I do I'm gonna get out of this so I can go and help push the node faster in other areas
And leave somebody else to join in so that they can be a DPS for this group
Because I want them to be able to gain experience
And get more level 25s in the guild. I just be an exp waste at that point
Yeah, we could just farm this game forever. Yeah, there's there's a whole dungeon in there
They're just pulling out of the dungeon basically
I'm at 90.2% right now, so I'm almost finished, 90.4% now.
Probably one of these.
Ooh, one of my weapons is skilled up.
We got adds.
on the ice one
the other thing was 18 KXP right there
some 91.2% it was 0.8% for that one monster
it's a big deal actually
ooh
Uh, anybody need this?
It's a tanking piece.
More like a physical DBS, actually.
It's kind of a sick piece.
But it's fortitude heavy.
I would love that, please. Alright, good.
Let's go to code first.
Oh, tankerino.
Yeah, after this poll come trading man.
Your pet needs it.
Alright.
Alright, cut his red trading, this is him busy.
I didn't mean to roll neat on that, I'll trade it out to somebody else, there.
All yours man.
Who won the next roll?
Uh, Kronos, that faded treasure map is for you. Wait, no, Draz got a hundred.
Draz, come here.
I didn't mean to hit need on this, this is yours.
Oh god, you have ice pods. Great.
Boop boop boop boop boop.
Is he had some of it or me? Yes. It's very stupid, but it's quite funny, I love it.
Yeah, no I don't.
As I've said your weapons auto-attack damage scales off of its main stat.
The reason their damage could be lower is different weapons do different amounts of damage
and it based off of your total magic power.
Not true.
This also applies to abilities, Ranger shock arrow is magic and summon DPS and tank petta
physical, yet still scale off appropriate stats.
They do not.
So, your weapon if you mass over it will show exactly what type of damage it does.
In here you can see that I have a spell greatsword that does magic power.
When we swap over it, you can see that it does physical damage and scales off my physical damage.
Not all of these weapons scale correctly in the way that you think.
They've been broken like that since the very beginning.
Spellbows are also suspect of this, and Scepters, even though they're melee, scale with magic damage.
And do a magic combo. All of them are quite weird.
So you have to test each and every weapon if you want to find out exactly if it's good or not for you,
and see what damage type it's doing is the combo, because some of them do not scale correctly.
If the intention is for them all to scale correctly, that is not happening in the game right now.
It needs to be bug reported.
I have a bug reported for every one of them.
I wish that was true though, to solve.
Yeah, there's a way to quick travel between the starting zones.
No, you have to walk.
There is no fast travel in the game.
I wish there was, in some respects.
Just for certain areas.
But that's better.
It'd be awesome if you could effectively use a new weapon, I mean you can, but it's not
great, right?
There's physical and magic versions of everything.
We'd be making any excavation kits sometime soon, that's my plan, um, that's how I'm
going to be leveling up, uh, Arcane Engineering is excavation kits entirely.
My god.
That was the glove you had?
Wild up, good.
Yeah, I've got a couple of maps as well that I need to use.
I've got like a gray one.
I need to get excavation kits because I've got commons and uncommons.
Nice class of appropriate gloves you have there, Chronos.
You know, because they give so much to you as a healer.
Yeah, they're arcane engineering things. They allow you to do stuff.
You did say effectively. That's true.
I think that weapons need to be more normalized. They're a little bit weird.
The idea of a physical bow and a spell bow is very strange when bowed combos are all using physical damage.
And they don't scale correctly, like at all. They're super strange.
One of the things that's really interesting though is if I go and swap over to my melee,
it skilled up in a way where if I get a hit with this deadly finishes and deadly
extended finishes increase your physical attack by 15% for five seconds but then
also it applies to everyone within 35 meters so like I can just boost everyone's
damage with a great sword so if you're a fighter you're constantly boosting
everyone's physical damage and attack speed by 15% it is insanely good to
be a fighter with a great sword for your party and for you right so there's
like there's like crazy stuff like that in the game dude so you really got to
think about like what am I doing that benefits me and others you know
Jacques a whipper it's been a while how you doing man Merry Christmas thank
you the ready party of 148 hope you have a good one man wippy rain you know
Jux is a wippa
He's a good dude. Yeah, that one the one. Yes, that's him. You're right. He streams
Raids in here quite a bit. How you doing, man?
I'll be having a good holiday. We're playing a video game for the holidays
I'll kill the dudes in a cave
Yes, these yuck
Mr. Whippy man himself
I'm at 91.6% x-ray
You can almost leave and pile all these isopods into the bank.
Love his videos? Yeah, no, 100%. They're rad as shit.
Very funny human being. I think the thing that you do that blows me away the most, man, is, um...
If you put me on stage, I basically shit and cry.
Put me in the internet, behind. On stage? Nope.
And you just sit up there on stage totally comfortable. Blows me away.
Couldn't be made, dude.
You had the same set about screening the holidays, so it felt right to send folks your way.
Yeah, no, it's been a- it's been a big deal for me.
I think I've been doing that for like five or six years now, and it, um,
it became very apparent as a community game size that there were a lot of people that just didn't have
anyone to hang out with in the holidays, and that is- it's devastating, man.
I don't want to see people go missing after the holidays because they didn't have anybody to be with, and they felt so alone,
And that's that's exactly what was happening, and I just don't want that man
So I always stream on every holiday no matter what every time always have always go
And no clue you streamed welcome with the guy. Yeah, no, definitely fall 100%
Jacques the whipper is awesome
The game hasn't been released but it already feels outdated
Well seeing as it looks like shade in the middle of the night because we're under a shader bug right now
I would agree it looks real weird right now
Look at that, whatever that is going on over there. Everything's bad right now.
You're gonna go Christmas to your family? Good luck. Have fun. Eat a lot of food.
Gain like 50 pounds. That's the way, you know?
If you haven't drank your body weight in eggnog by the end of the day, I would say that's a fail.
yeah this is the way yeah have a good one dude thank you the red yeah no the
game looks real weird right now in the middle of night I think this is one of
the things that they have to focus on going forward is because people get
people get a negative impression of games based on the first visual
indicator they get right the first visual interaction they have and the
game does look shitty when the shaders bug out like this in a couple
minutes this is gonna look fine and it will just be night time but during this
time in this twilight area it's just bad everything's broken you know no adjel
for whipping and true eggnog boiled custard is better I don't even know what
blowed custard is man I'm American that sounds that sounds deeply un-American
somehow whatever that is I don't know what food is oh my god you're missing
out look all right as an American there are two ways that I eat food you put it
on a burger or you mix it in a bucket until it's gray and delicious that's it
those are our foods with two food groups burger and bucket either way it's great
there's a secret third thing mm okay deep fried deep right is true well no
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You deep fried, you put it in a bucket.
I'm not wrong.
KFC, deep fried, put it in a bucket.
Bucket, burger.
Wellington, that's a corn dog.
That's deep fried.
You could put that in a bucket.
It's true.
It could be on a stick too,
but I think that's extra, right?
is a hot dog a burger a hot dog is an open-face sandwich and also a monolith
to man's hubris kind of like baloney same a meat monolith oh look the night is
starting to look better this is what happens when it comes out now at night it
still looks kind of shit in the nighttime during the day it looks
beautiful but during the night it's not so good right burger bucket or pie mmm I
would say that a pie is just a bucket with extra steps it's a bucket you can
eat prove me wrong yeah yeah I hate the purple haze that falls over anything
it's a little bit weird right like it's supposed to be that which is like the
spiral arm of the galaxy but everything just kind of looks blown out. There's no...
there needs to be harsh lighting in this engine for it to look good, I think.
Eye is a Wellington? If it's fully encapsulated, yes, I would agree. Eye is
just a bucket with filling, yes. I agree with that. Is there a holograph of a moon
in this game? No, it's actually tattooed directly on your eyeball. What
What you think is the moon over there is actually just a very, very, you know, ingrained picture
directly on your eye.
It's using nanites to move around to make you think that it's in one place.
Fall very technical, really.
There's a donut shop in Austin that just throws a couple dozen in a bucket and sells
it like that.
You don't know what you're getting.
Oh, so they give you like...
They give you a diabetes loot box.
That's great. Jesus, dude. You don't even know what you're buying. What is that?
No, don't do that. Yeah, roll for blood sugar. No, thank you. If I'm buying a
donut, I know exactly what I'm buying. Like, and I'm only gonna get one, cuz
that shit's not good for you. I am so cognizant of diabetes, cuz it runs in
my family, man. Like, in my family it runs in the family, and I have to,
like I'm like I'm not eating a bunch of sugar I'm not doing this because it's
just I don't want to mess with that freaks me out dude very very cognizant no
one runs your family that's the problem it's true no it's scary dude it is it
is something you have to be really cognizant about such things like as you
get older you're like I'm just gonna eat the same stuff when I was a kid
And you're like, why do I feel so bad?
It's like, I used to eat pizza every day.
And now when I eat it, I die.
What happened?
Great.
You're trying so hard not to eat or drink much sugar.
I lost 80 pounds doing that.
And what I did was I just stopped drinking soda.
And I was a mean bitch for like two weeks after I quit.
And then after that, I started to get better.
and then it changed the way that the food tasted to me.
And then I stopped having a problem.
You know, and I lost 80 pounds as a result
of changing my diet because things just tasted different.
Like one of the things I didn't know back then,
I didn't realize that Cucumber was sweet.
I had no idea, no clue.
It was a very big surprise to me.
I was like, why does that taste so good?
It's like really sweet now.
And before that, it tasted like texture
of cardboard with no flavor.
blew me away man. Damn 80 pounds, good job. I used to be 265, I'm down to 185 and I'm
quite happy about it and I've never put it back on so I get a little bit fat in
the holidays. I gained like five pounds and then it goes off by the next holidays
you know. The older you get the more you crave salads. You know what I crave all
the time? Beef broccoli. I could live off of beef broccoli for the rest of my
life and I don't know why I constantly crave that like no matter what I'm
like beef broccoli. I'll just make that forever, right? Ultra marathon running with you ticks.
What if I started is like, I don't know, walking down the stairs, like that seems like a, oh
boy, like that's a ultra marathon sounds like a space marine thing, dude. That's a bit.
That's a lot, right?
Beef is one of the main causes of diabetes, makes me sad.
God damn.
I'll never escape.
There's a casual Iron Man event.
The only Iron Man event I'll do is Old School Roomscape.
Oh, well I walked down the stairs and you didn't have gravity do it for you.
No, my biggest problem, I had talked to my doctor at the time, was like I was just having
too much sugar, I was fat, I was eating pizza and soda, like all the time, and I just lost
all that weight, and I never went back.
It would be way better now, you know what I learned from it though?
The thing that I learned the most out of that entire experience is that when people
People say they're cold, they're not lying to you.
Cold is a real thing, they're not just weak.
And when you stop being fat, you get to find out about cold.
Which I didn't know, because I was fat.
And then when I wasn't fat, everything is cold now.
I like blankets now.
I didn't like that before, didn't care.
Sweaters?
Those are real now, too.
Yeah.
When you learn to cook, it changes everything?
Yep.
I learned to cook and I'm quite happy with it.
cookbook I could possibly recommend is called the flavor Bible it doesn't just
teach you to cook it teaches you what flavors work well together which allows
you to make your own recipes out of what you have on hand in your home shit is
amazing yeah you're skinny but you don't get cold that's weird
I have so many isopods.
I'm almost there 94.1%
No black lung for you, removed.
My hands are cold as death's embraced, that's probably bad, mine are warm.
Spanky Mac Lizard said the past number of years, I tend to get bad anxiety during the
holidays, personal reasons I won't get into.
Plus, the holiday itself doesn't feel as special as it used to be.
wanted to say thank you for being here and being you. Your love.
There's nothing wrong with feeling that way to be honest with you. I don't really celebrate Christmas
a lot of the times. I mean I get stuff for friends, you know I get stuff for family and I call people
but I don't put a tree up. I don't ever do that and I think the reason why is because I had a
cat most of my life and she loved to climb into it and go insane. It became more of a hassle
for anything else. So the only way that I do it is I just hang out with people that I like
and I, you know, send gifts and calls to friends and family, you know?
Yeah, she was a monster for that. It was very funny.
Yeah, it's in Christmas trees. Yeah, she was a hilarious animal, man.
Is that why people say happy festivus? I don't know. I have no idea.
I like saying merry crumbus, right? For like no reason.
Just to put cinder blocks down to lean against the tree, then to help keep it steady in case
one of the cats climb it, that's funny.
Yeah.
Yeah, Festivus is from Seinfeld, yeah.
What was it?
I don't remember the context of it from Seinfeld though.
Yeah.
I gotta remember what, why they called it Festivus.
Fastivists for the rest of us.
Do you know Gherka?
The Swedish word for vegetable since the English name is censored.
Gherka.
Gherka.
Do you look up Gherka?
Vegetable.
Oh, Ceyote.
Is that what you're talking about?
In English?
I don't know why that would be- Oh, you're trying to say cucumber.
That is different.
Yeah, cucumber is different.
I forgot you can't say cucumber instead of Ash's recreation because their filter is
bad and should feel bad.
You also can't say scumthor.
The game actually has the scumthor problem.
Yeah, Gherka is coming up on Google as Chaodi, which is the type of vegetable, but cucumbers
are great.
Yeah.
Um, I actually used to grow them all the time.
They're super fun.
You can grow them in your house.
They're really easy to grow.
No great loss.
Verscom Thorpe?
Wow, Kronos.
Ultimately underscore loveless said hello Thor.
I wanted to say thank you for streaming today.
The holidays have been very difficult for me this year and I have felt very alienated
among families so things have not been the same.
Having you here today has been a huge comfort.
Thank you for everything you do, Thor, never stop being amazing.
I'm unable to play Ashes today because Steam is having issues connecting my account, but
I hope to join you in the goblins in the new year.
Totally fair.
Ya love, ya love, ya love, ya love.
I'm sorry you're not able to get in, but yeah, Steam is having serious issues
right now.
Guild activity. We got some more guildies in now. We now have 110 members of the guild,
which is great. We gained another rank, which is awesome. And we're going to be putting
more points in, hopefully, because we're at 16 million. We need to get to 31 million
for the next one. It's kind of a lot. You need advice from other in-laws over Christmas
holidays and late in the evening. What? Wait, what? That is, you got to be memeing.
It's gotta be like a weird name, dude.
It sounds like a soft-core porn story.
That's what it sounds like.
Proud of you.
Ha ha ha ha.
Actually insane behavior, dude.
Get out of here.
This is so funny, dude.
The internet.
I joined a previous alpha phase,
but haven't played in a while.
I was looking forward to trying again but Steam says no, I know, dude.
It's the Steam shit sucks but like there's not much we can do about it.
Yeah.
Okay, Mickey Mouse.
That's- it's very, very cool.
I'm gonna put you in the corner for 10 minutes because that's weird. You're weird.
Go spend time with your family.
It's Christmas.
You gobblin' ass.
What happened?
Uh...
Dude saying weird shit in chat. That's what I did.
Everyone's getting Steam cards for Christmas and redeeming all at once.
I'm wondering if that's what it is.
To be real, dude.
Yeah.
Have you seen the little AI bot in Eurosama?
Yeah. No, 100%.
That's Veedle's stream.
Yeah, Veedle's awesome, dude.
I've met them a couple of times. I've met him a couple of times at TwitchCon.
A very nice human being.
Really rad community as well. Massive community.
They're out of shit.
Yeah, they beat our world record, dude.
They've been shut down the servers to make us touch grass, dude, maybe.
Yeah, beat it twice now. It's crazy, dude.
The first one was already outrageous, man, because, like,
you guys had, like, 54,000 subs and, like, 3 million bits.
And then they beat it.
And then they just beat it again, which is like, holy shit, dude.
Like, that is such an accomplishment.
I actually reached out to Veedle the day that it happened, like an hour later, and was like,
congratulations, dude. Like, that's an insane accomplishment on this platform.
Cause it's just, it's nuts, man. Like, I've never seen-
No one's ever seen anything like that.
Gaven is probably yacht-partying and doesn't even care.
I don't think that's true. I think Gaven gives a whole lot of shits.
You know?
Yeah, I gifted five sub-studies to all of them, cause like, it's rad.
It's an awesome thing.
123 at 99% is insane.
It's completely wild in at 99.
Thank you for the five gifted subs, dude.
You rock.
That's very nice of you, Christopher.
He can't possibly give more than two shits.
Best thing I could do is 3-50, you know?
I bet he could give three shits.
I bet he could.
He's just been hiding the third one for like half-life for all these years
That's true
That's what I was saying before is like they should have just had game in on stage at the game wards, and he just went like
And then held up the other hand and been like expedition 33 for game of the year
I don't mean it dude. I don't mean the winning blow but it's leaves instantly just leaves, you know
David never mentions the number three. It's very funny
Have you done any voice acting only once and it was for my buddy's dog and Swift it was for a
Weird story that they wrote with chat and then I did a voice acting thing for it
And it was, I gotta say it was kind of stressful.
Like I had to record myself like a shitload of times to get it to feel right.
And I don't know why it's like super stressful to do that kind of a thing.
But that was the only time I've ever done it.
Would have been evil.
Do you think I screwed myself coming to...
Brand drill too early? Got too excited? Well, I'll let you know, Fox given.
I get, I can tell you exactly what to do based on your level.
Pickle have a good holiday dude. Well, I have Christmas man
Was it still stressful recording for bonny bear? No, not really. I think it was less stressful for that, right?
Yeah
You're a level six cleric. Okay, this is gonna be rough for you. You're a little bit too low
We usually tell people to be eight or nine come to this low like like location here first off go here
Get the Ember Spring. So if you die, you rez. Come up here, go to the brig. You can then mine all of the nodes and everything, like Chop Down Trees, get plants, everything like that.
Then take them down here to Ember Spring again and sell them at the vendor and then do it again. And there's no monsters on this island.
The only monsters are inside this cave, so you can go and mine and Chop Down Trees and everything for XP the whole way.
And every tree that you chop down helps push the node
Everything you do here helps push where it's 17% right now. That's great. Yeah
Rick spit check out my six bay
Everything is always had a lesson on the island. I mean, it's rough but like
It's good about a war on that island not on the ore. I think the
I'm pretty sure the ore is over on the west coast of Brian Barrel over here, if I remember correctly.
But there might be enemies there. You'll have to find an area that doesn't have any enemies.
When it is in part of Brian Barrel, it actually is, so if you see up here, do you see how this is like all purple for this whole area up here?
It's everything that's inside of this, so this island is also Brian Barrel? It's like this whole thing.
Which is kind of weird, but like, what are you gonna do?
Merry Christmas, Merry Crimbus to you.
See Power World's Adorable Christmas video?
I have not.
All right, I'm at 96.6% if there is somebody who wants to take my spot in a little bit,
I will be done here and then you guys can take my spot.
And I'm going to go help people in other parts of the island.
I will run a Locust Swarm Group.
The sea is also brand-new, but people just don't know that yet, yay.
Grab that one.
Boop.
Boon it. There we go. I'd take everyone's internet by updating Ashes. Do it. Good luck.
Godspeed.
Steel underscore generation with 500 bits said greetings Christmas software. Today I
come bearing the story of Old Saint Nick. One day during a time of great hunger, a butcher
Lord children into his home, killed them, and put them into pickling barrels so he could
sell them off as ham.
Old Saint Nick was feeling a bit puckish, and visited the butcher.
He quickly realized the ham was in fact, long port, and resurrected the pickled children.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
What?
What?
What?
I've learned, I've learned some lore that I don't know if I want to learn.
That's deeply horrifying.
Mr. Epic Dude Guy said I made an Oopsy in Ashes.
While grinding the spiders just outside of Brine Barrel I made sure to get all the huntable ones that appeared and managed to get about 100 spider corpses to train tanning and hunting.
leatherworking only to find out that it doesn't count as processed hides for crafting anyway i
don't suppose anyone has any use for 500 spider carapaces do they does anybody want 500 spiders
holy shit dude hey guys so i collected 500 spider corpses
Oh, no, like good amount of gold for this to really good amount.
What game are you most looking forward to in 2026?
Hytale, January.
I'm extremely excited for Hytale.
Like I've been waiting for Hytale for years and I'm so amazed that it came back from
the dead.
I'm so excited for it, dude.
We finally get to move block game over to Hytale and I'm like Jake and I are very excited
to do this.
Yeah.
Select places are experiencing steam issues, yeah, they're having some serious problems,
unfortunately.
Ice cold frozen said Merry Christmas Thor and Chat.
I have one Christmas wish for next Indie December.
Please don't find so many good games.
My wallet can only take so much punishment.
I know, I know it's rough dude, like
It's been one of the funniest things ever like, oh man, another good indie game, god damn it, right?
But like, I don't know, they're great
Turned out awesome, very excited about them
My hope is that uh, Indie Summer is gonna be the same
Yeah
Torture the wallet, yes
Buy the indie game
You're excited for one of the Indies member games, Avis?
Avis is great, dude.
That game looks awesome.
Yeah.
There, I'll pull it up.
Waiting for it.
Hey this is that one where you can build and it's like think subnautica but on an alien
planet like and like on a on the surface instead of in the water and you go through caves
and do everything like that but there's a storyline with it and everything and it
just it felt really good and like the modular building on this is cool and solid.
It's a while. It's a lot of work. Yeah. Yeah. It's super goddamn cool. The game is awesome looking dude.
There. You can go grab it. Sing it. Send it out to you guys.
Give an estimate data when you're gonna finish your game. Would you like to see the master list of all the shit that I have to work on?
Because I can show you that.
I do monthly updates and I keep adding more content to it basically.
Let me go grab this.
I'll show you everything that needs to be done for Heartbound to be finished.
That's quite a lot.
Uh...
Games. Heartbound.
Completion.
Behold.
So...
This is every task that needs to be done for Indie Game Heartbound.
I am the primary developer for it, and I have two contractors, which are Shay and Stein.
I do all the programming, writing, and design for everything in the game.
Shay does the art and animations. Stein does the sound effects, and I do all the implementation for all of that.
So this is the art, programming, sound design, English, French, Brazilian, Portuguese,
Spanish, Russian, Japanese, and Portugal Portuguese for every environment in the game.
This is all the starting environments. That's all the global ones that are used everywhere.
This is all of hometown, which is what you see in the demo.
This is everything in the tower, which is chapter 2. That's all completely finished, even the secret areas are done in there now.
And this is Animus, and everything that is done in Animus.
The only areas that need to be completed right now for the end of Animus to be done is that one.
That's it. Everything else that's in here is after completion content that is not required for that section of the game to come out.
Jotunheim is then the last thing of the game that needs to be done, and then we're finished.
Neonheim's a lot faster. Animus is very hard because it's a shitload of writing and alternate routes based on the way that the player is played, but, like, that's not required for Yonheim.
It's two major routes and very little variance between those.
And that's it.
The whole plan for me is just keep updating it every month until it is finished.
And that's it then.
And people can be upset about that or not upset about that, but I will continue working in the game either way.
What's the point of progressing the island? We don't want to be another island's peasant, right?
Yeah.
Do you need help obtaining and inputting localization? No.
I have a team member for each one of those. They already have a full list of work that they have to do.
They work on it and then we input them in the game.
Implementation is incredibly easy. That's what I do. Very simple.
I think each language for a new environment takes like maybe 10 minutes for me.
I have a lot of tooling that I created for that, so it's quite simple.
And then for the localization team themselves, the most amount of work that they have to think
about is when I put a bunch of puns in the video game. It's done in Game Maker.
Yeah, it's done in Game Maker. Which is great for 2D games to be rolled in.
Kill it!
I have 98.1 percent.
In our peace, take the time you need.
I'm going to be a real dude.
It was meant to be like a small indie game when we did the Kickstarter and it was only
going to be an hour long and I've extended it into something that's like way larger
than that.
So I'm pretty happy with what I've done with it so far, and I just want to keep working
on it until it's finished, you know?
I'm at 99.1% dear god.
Project creep?
Yeah, I didn't need to do that, but I felt like it would maybe make the game better.
And it did.
Like, I think the tower is probably the best that it could be now, and I'm very proud
of that section of the game.
And I think eventually I'll have Animus in that field as well.
Most of Animus feels like that to me.
But the tower feels like that overall, you know.
I think this month's update, what I'm planning to do is add about 250 to 300 lines of dialogue to the picnic.
Because it's just not enough maxillary and information there. I think it feels a little rushed.
So I'm gonna be adding that this month, and then next month I'm gonna be seeing if I can finish the combat anonymous.
If not, I'm gonna add a room in Yotunheim.
Because I have to do a monthly update no matter what.
And I want to make sure that the stuff that I put out for it makes sense and feels good.
Can't wait for Aether and Iron to release? Yeah, Dean.
Hell, yeah.
The tower is rough for me personally with the boss. Good.
If you had an emotional reaction to something I put in that game, that means I wrote it right.
You know, that's how I always feel about it.
Like the way that I feel about it when I'm writing a scene like that is if I don't have an emotional reaction, then why am I putting it in the game?
It's gotta make me feel something. And if it doesn't, like, what am I doing?
What is that?
Huh.
Charm of Radiance Serendipity. I don't even know what that does. Arcane Engineering got him. Weird.
99.5, dear god.
Ashes is looking more and more like, wow, absolutely not. No.
I would say if you're just watching the combat, it probably feels like Guild Wars 2, to be honest with you.
It's less about your solo interactive DPS and more about how your group cohesively works together with their buffs and debuffs
in a way that I think is way more like Guild Wars 2.
In terms of the rest of the game, it's like old-school RuneScape,
Eve Online, Archage,
and I think, yeah, old-school RuneScape, Eve Online, and Archage on a baby.
Right? That's probably the best way to put it.
Yeah, it does not feel like wow at all, man.
Zidane, thank you for the 10 gifted subs, you mad lad.
Old-school RuneScape, what, from there?
Um, I've probably spent about 40 hours just harvesting in this game so far, in this wipe.
Yeah.
Here, look at all these skills to level.
They go forever.
Yeah, no, I have the- my alchemy is only level 17.
What's that mean?
So, this is an alpha. It's been an alpha for like the last two years.
I've been playing it for that amount of time.
six-month break where I stopped playing the game because it didn't feel good for a while.
They are in alpha. This is not the release product. This is not the release game,
and they do wipes regularly. They delete all of our progress. We go and play again.
This is, I think, my sixth character throughout the last two years.
Yeah, when the wipes happen, they're very clear about when they're happening, so.
Yeah, it's a player-driven sandbox. Very much so. World of Warcraft is a theme park
MMO. They're very different kind of gameplay, right? I was at Fondo. If it's not fun for
view than don't play it right wait for the game to come out fully for me it's
fun because I test every one of the new classes each time and we go from there
why wipe they have to test different systems starting you know your
progression from level one all the way up see how fast people are leveling see
how these new systems are working adding quests adding like zones and
environments seeing the node system progress all kinds of shit like that
there's a lot that goes into it right these towns that are here all of
these cities are player built we make those through our actions so if you
over-progress server they can't test that early game anymore you know let's say
level 25 double caps all right nerds never prime you taking my spot code is
red I'm promoting you to the party lead and I'm dipping out thank you all very
much yes yeah everybody's saying gg and stuff I'm gonna go push the node on the
mainland you guys have fun out here get everybody 25 kick some butts
oh wrong one
I need to get this man out
you're in a progress being reset not really like I don't like progress being
reset, but I've turned in... I want to say at least two, three thousand bugs, dude. Like,
I turn in bugs to this game all the time, and I think that it's really important to understand
is like, I like an alpha environment, I like the direction that the game has gone throughout
this, the world has changed based on the feedback from myself and my fellow guild members,
and because of that the game will be better as a result. And this is exactly the kind
of game that I want to play. So because of that, you know, enjoying this sort of
environment and feeling what it's like, and then giving all that feedback and
seen a change that's worth it to me and it has been right how big is the map well
enormous it will take me about an hour to go from here to there game big is there
PVP in this game yes yes there's a lot of PVP there's economic PVP there's
direct conflict PVP there's gigantic large-scale wars there's siege warfare
There is political PvP. There is backstabbing, subterfuge, thefts, all kinds of things.
It's Eve online, I do, but on the ground.
I'll give you an example of this.
I'll show you a little bit of PvP that we did, and it's pissed off a lot of people,
so they're coming for our house.
But as an example of this, Valgedem up here was one level down a little while ago, and
it had these two different nodes as their vassals.
Think of vassals as like the peasants, right?
These towns don't get to progress because this town took them over as peasantry.
Then there was Caltorum. Caltorum was set to be able to make it so that they could have
even more vassals. They had these guys as a vassal and that was it. Well, they were about
to level. But these guys were about to level too. So we wouldn't help them level, which
allowed them to vassalize all four of these nodes and now these guys can't vassal us.
We don't get to be peasants because we pushed that node to help them become the leader
of this entire zone. And now these guys are mad.
Little bit of risk play there, right? You know, like just playing risk on the board map.
But like that's how it works, right? You know, welcome to large scale, you know, objective
base PVP is the whole point. Alright, I need to get this dude out. And I need to start
farming these guys. How many people per server? I think it's 10,000 concurrent players.
Are there arenas? Everywhere is PvP. See this purple thing on me? That means that I'm PvP.
Yeah, it's just open here. In some of these areas, we're in a Lawless Zone.
Lawless Zones are actually really good because they increase your amount of dropped loot,
and they also increase your gained experience by 10%.
Could Thumbs come help with Brand Barrel? Yes, we help them push their node,
and I also want them to win their election, so...
Gotta help them out a little bit.
And if they want to come help BrandeBurl, that would be very nice.
A nice little mutually beneficial agreement, if they do so.
How fast do we need to overtake the other nodes?
We need to beat Shorefoot.
That's what we're doing.
And that forming on the brig, every monster that we killed there was counting towards the EXP.
That frog that I just killed was 55.
The idea is to mine every node, kill every monster, do everything that we can.
And since I'm level 25 now, I'm in a uniquely good position where I can go on to the island and kill a bunch of elites, solo, while they're farming the brig, and we can increase the amount of experience overall that the island is getting.
Every single tree you drop down, every plant you pick up, all of this matters. So if you want to come out to this island and help us, you can just do it.
They're at 90%, they're the tier before us. We're one tier ahead of them. We're at 17%, they're at 84% the tier before. And every tier takes dramatically more experience.
Yeah, game's gonna die in months if in months of sub based you mean just like
all the Warcraft has and Final Fantasy 14 and Eve online and should I keep going
I think that's a wild claim I think it's easy to say that anything's gonna die
I can see the future but none of us can I'm gonna play this game for as long
As long as it's out and I enjoy it for what it is and what it could be in sec
Too many frogs kill it good
Not good, not good.
Drink that. Heal a bit. Nice.
May I stay?
Wishing you a Merry Christmas? You too, man.
Everything dies at some point? Sure.
But the thing is, this game is only increased in power as it's gone forward.
And a lot of people really enjoy it, and I really enjoy it, and because of that, it will likely have a core community of a sizable amount.
And if you look at EVE Online, EVE Online is like 30,000 to 40,000 concurrent players at any given time, right?
Yeah, I don't really play Dune very much anymore. There's no pvp endgames, because there's not like a reason to keep being in it, right?
It kind of turned into, um, probably Creative Mode Minecraft is what it felt like to me.
to me. I really like Dune though. I like the game. I just don't think the end game has a lot of
juice to it, you know? I feel like I beat it after 300 hours, if that makes sense.
Which, there's nothing wrong with that. It's a big ass game, you know?
When you see a PV end game, season 3 brings. Yeah, I'm excited for that, personally.
Yeah, the huge Dune update coming out next month is... that is very compelling to me. Very compelling.
The end game for Dune is what I was interested in the most, and there doesn't feel like an end game right now, but their planned updates look great to me.
53% makes reviews on Steam says it all?
For which?
For Dune?
Does Dune make reviews?
That's unfortunate.
Cause I like that game.
I didn't think it was a shit game at all.
Yeah.
Dune good, Ashes not?
Oh, you're talking about it for Ashes?
No, I think there's two major reasons that people left negative reviews for Ashes, and
I understand where they're coming from entirely.
I may not agree with one of them, but I do agree with the other.
One of the ones that doesn't make sense, and is completely on the devs, to me, is the last
phase of this game had a very bad in-game economy.
They changed the profession system entirely, it felt like shit, right?
I'm gonna turn the music down a little bit.
And to the devs' credit, they fixed it, but they fixed it on PTR.
And the problem is, when they fixed it on PTR, they put it under visual NDA.
Because they did that, no one could make videos on it.
They couldn't stream it, they couldn't make videos on YouTube, so nobody knew that they fixed all the problems of the in-game economy, the grand majority of them, right?
Was that the wrong slider?
No, it's master volume, we're good.
Yeah, with that in mind, people rushed into the Steam version when it released and just gave it a shitload of negative reviews, which I get.
Devs should not have put that under visual NDA, the game would be in a much better position, right?
The other one I don't blame the devs for, they moved to Steam.
And because they moved to Steam, they needed you to link your intrepid account to your
Steam account so that you could get the game for free and you wouldn't have to buy it a
second time.
They got D-Dust, literally during launch, for like 13 hours.
I don't blame the devs for that.
I do think it sucks, but a lot of people left a lot of negative reviews because of that.
And that's awful.
Yeah.
And now Steam is having problems, not intrepid, because of that you can't play this game
for a lot of people.
And they're probably going to get more negative reviews for that.
That one's not even their fault, which blows.
So I can understand where people are coming from.
I think one of those is the Devs' fault,
and one of them is not the Devs' fault,
but they'll get blamed for it anyway.
Yep.
It's not really even early access.
It's like Alpha, man.
Like, it's real Alpha, but this is the most
progressed the game's ever been.
It's amazing, so.
Hell game, no cats.
You mean like this palace cat mount
that I'm on right now?
no cats ridiculous that's clearly a dog it meows
yeah my role right now is just push this node man
It's a real cat, you can Google search palace cats, yeah.
Now you're all powerful, yeah, pretty much.
Like I'm level 25, I'm a summoner, I've got all my gear, I'm in radiant gear for like
my weapons.
Like I'm in a really good spot to just be smo's damage.
Giant guild event happening in three hours.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is sort of the idea, man.
And like, I can just harvest and get every one of these plants is worth 28.
Every one of those kills is worth 55.
When end stream day? I don't know.
Wanna feel like it?
Alright.
What's the guild event? We are going to be going to Jova and running guild crates together as a guild.
Should be fun.
Wish the guild cap was higher, it will be higher after today because we're running guild crates together.
You gonna be there for it? Yes.
Yes.
No, I stream for 12 hours each day, man.
and sometimes longer a gilding in Vincent give us forex to crates boss I
think he just got in the guild too I'm pretty sure I just invited him could your
main and alt run against each other for governor of ennode I guess they could I
don't see why I would do that but yeah you could get in all these plants 28 XP
plant man. It's good money too.
Four months living in your car, I took your advice. Thank you. How you doing
Birdman? Did you make it out of the car?
Did you get a gym membership and a public library card? Who's that the
I don't know. The node just needs more. I'm on Leneath. Pin comment.
Yeah, I hope you're somewhere warm for Christmas, man. How does summoner feel? Kind of overpowered,
I think, um, the pet is very strong, but also kind of stupid.
The AI on it is not very good.
Does weird shit.
Dispairs randomly.
And from there, I would say that, um, the class theme doesn't feel right.
I don't feel like a summoner.
I feel like a necromancer or an affliction warlock.
Does that make sense?
Has the city village thing started yet?
Yeah, we are 17% in.
We're moving to the next one, the next one we become truly safe.
We have to beat Shorefoot.
What features are not in the game yet?
A shitload of stuff.
They have to do a complete economic rework.
That's something that needs to happen.
They need to have secondary archetypes in the game.
There's three more continents that need to be added to the game, but those won't
be there at launch.
There is the Tonar race that is not in yet, and those guys also have the complete
underground underneath this continent, which I don't know if that's going into game
before launch is a lot.
Does Brand Barrel, when does Brand Barrel get a market?
Next level.
We need to push this node.
And the idea is that you need to like,
basically go out to the island
and just chop down all this elephant air.
Every single one of these plants is worth it.
Oh, an iguana.
Yeah, there's a lot, dude.
There's all another race not in yet.
Yeah, they're called the Tonar.
They're the people who stayed behind
when the world had its apocalypse
and they moved underground.
They're weird animal heads.
I wanna play one because they get a goat head,
which looks sick.
It's like demonic, interesting as hell.
The Aguana!
Got him Locus, I need Locus, man.
You paid $100 three years ago for this game, come play it then.
Still an alpha, still kicking, doing cool shit, and I did the same as you, and I've
I haven't played it ever since.
Been having a blast, dude.
You're in period?
Go away from them, come out, so you can be a furry.
There.
A lot of people are like, it's the furry race.
And I'm like, they look like demons.
That's very funny.
I want to play the demon guy.
You make them look like dragons.
They always look sick.
Why is Iguana so powerful?
Ow, my bones.
Actually, let's pop that on for a moment so I can observe some of his damage.
Now I take 25% of the damage that my pet takes, so he doesn't take it.
Oh, lived.
die giant lizard.
You want to play total iron be the lizard folk, hell yeah man.
There's a lot of people that literally can't sign on right now because of the steam issues
it blows.
Yeah, if you are any level, you don't even have to be in the guild, it doesn't matter.
If you are out here in brine barrel, whisper my character, and I will get you into a
farming group.
I can kill every monster on the whole island solo, and you can farm to your heart's
content on all these plants it just let you steam link nice good yeah just keep
spamming it steam is still screwy yeah they're having serious problems hey
herbalist level love that
I was wearing the wrong shirt.
It's only level 9, almost level 10 bar, but I'm down.
Invite.
Invite.
What happens when it stops them from taking us over later on?
Nothing.
Like, they can't.
Because we'll have them vassalized, right?
They'd have to siege us.
Which I guess would create content and be fun.
There's no permanency instead of a social sandbox.
The idea is any sand castle can be knocked down.
You gotta defend your home.
We're building a home.
One worth defending.
And that means later we get to defend it.
It's just fun.
You know, like that's the whole idea, man.
Down, down to gathering if there's room, there is.
You need to make it to my character, and then I will kill anything for you.
You won't need to touch a single monster.
You're gonna fully clear every plant available.
Basically, I get to be like a big duck, and then I have a bunch of little ducklings.
How do you heal your mouth?
That's the neat part.
You don't.
Unless you're a healer.
Yeah, that's annoying, isn't it?
Yeah.
They used to regenerate, and then they got rid of it for some reason.
I don't know why.
It's been a meme ever since.
You have befriended cleric.
Alright, the party is full.
That should get us some more XP.
Just make sure to come on over.
Wait.
off of him. Where's my pet? You guys decided to pull everything in its mom. It's just
bad, actually. What are you doing? You were supposed to get to me without pulling every
single monster in the area. Now you're dead. I can't do anything about that. They ran
up with mushrooms and like an iguana in tow, dude. I could kill them one at a time.
I can't kill up like a billion dudes.
Eric, just leave it. Let me do it.
If you heal my pet, that'd be great.
Uh...Veginator, can you...can you...uh...Rez Malduno here, please?
Or anybody? One word, Joker Ken, perfect.
Chronos' healer is a service? True.
Gonna join your locus group. We are full.
Yeah.
There you go, Renta.
They were swapping characters. They wanted to get their old character off and then like out of the guild and make a new one
All right, everybody come over this way. We're gonna start farming these
And I'm gonna start killing everything in the area so you guys farm the plants and the trees and I will kill the monsters
By the way that that uh lizard was worth 400 XP for the node
Don't go too far and make sure using tab to make sure that you don't see any you know monsters in that direction
Yeah come over this way I'm gonna put a marker on my head so you guys can follow me around.
There I am the Sun stay near the Sun.
If you move away from the sun, you will die.
Why do you guys keep pulling that giant mushroom from 50 years away?
Leave it alone!
Every time I turn around, there's a giant mushroom chasing somebody.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Here, get all those plants. You don't have to fight.
Don't worry about fighting.
Harvest the plants.
I do like 500 DPS, so just probably more than that actually is what it looks like.
There we go.
Is it an infected mushroom?
Yes.
Oh, must have a great soundtrack and all right, Gauge is 65 said I wish I could be a part
of the guild event today.
You can I will be making dinner for my family.
I have 10 pounds of potatoes to peel and cook, glad to be a part of a great community.
That is a lot of potatoes.
Good luck.
Godspeed.
Enjoy your potatoes.
There we go.
You put 40 hours into Flotsam?
One of the games you showcased so far?
It's a problem.
It's such a good game.
Is this max level?
It is.
to push our node and I'm helping some of the lobbies be able to push the node as well
because they don't have enough experience otherwise to go and find anything.
By the way, Nightmare Soul, please put your man away.
Why don't these Elephant Ears count for the commission?
Well, I don't know.
The commission may be broken, to be honest with you.
No reason to fight, just keep getting Elephant Ears.
Trust.
is a good start responding in a moment, yep there's one, see how they just cleared this
whole area and now it's nice open flat, every one of those plants was worth 28 experience
for the node, so the idea is to just keep doing exactly what we're doing, yeah I'm
How many of you will do any of the commissions on the island? Make sure to bug report them.
Yeah, because what I'm doing right now is I'm basically clearing the forest so that they can chop down all the trees.
Clear all the monsters out. They chop everything down. We move forward.
Careful careful try to stay as close to me as possible.
I think really does not want to leave you alone doesn't.
There we go.
Oh nice, there's other pirates out here doing the same.
Good dude.
Good dudes.
Love to see it.
Yeah, all of this in here is worth the XP for them.
Oh wait, I need to go this way.
Lysolot. Got him.
That was going right after one of my guys.
Oh yeah, no, that's true. Actually, you're completely right. Princess Akana's correct. You will not get credit for those until you turn them in.
You need to turn them in to the box. There's a box in town that you turn the materials into.
Okay, I'm gonna be fighting a nasty. Stay away from me.
It's going to take me a minute.
This is a bad one.
Please stay away from it.
It will kill you.
Use a ranged.
That's why I wanted you to keep away.
Why you like this?
to pull that one. There we go. Nice. And that was 147 experience to Brian barrel. And another
50
Nightmare, can you run the mana song helps a ton
Thanks, dude
Okay, everything should be dead in this area now.
We can just chop all these trees down.
Noice.
Stop streaming, it's Christmas, I'm streaming because it's Christmas, man.
That's the reason.
I always stream on every holiday because there's a lot of people in the community I've
no one to hang out with.
It's incredibly important to me.
Always has been.
Where's a good spot for level 7 tank to go?
You'll probably have to keep doing your your quest lines. Oh
One sec I'm saving some people. Malduno has died. I want to get him back up
Yeah, if you're running too far ahead of me
Please use tab to see if there's a monster there because if there is a monster there, it's going to kill you
Also, if you stay near my silits when they die, they explode into poison. You don't want that
guys too. Help this guy out. Hey, Hawkmare, what's up dude? I think we played in
previous phases. Pretty sure you were there. Your name is very familiar. Do
newbies get XP this way? Yes they do. I was gonna say I was like yeah we played
together a lot man. Glad to see you're going casual pirates.
Oh, it's super am I in Lenev in combat?
But yeah, the lobbies are gaining experience by chopping down all these trees.
They're also gaining experience whenever I kill these monsters, if they're enough level,
right?
But the idea is that I'm doing this to help them and to also help our objectives.
Everybody wins when I do this, basically.
God, that's beautiful.
Look at that.
Look at that place, dude.
A light through the trees like that?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, every one of these that they chop down gives the note experience. We're sitting at 18% so it's already working
People do groups over there so my work. Oh, yeah, we're doing a lot of groups this shit, but that's the idea
Burn that one out
Make sure everybody's safe in here. There's no monsters. Yeah, you guys are good to clear cut this entire forest here every plant every tree
Get it all
The trees grow back in the exact same spot they do but they become an adolescent first so you can over farm and that's bad
Hey, awkward. Thank you to 10 gifted subs, dude. Thank you very much
That is incredibly nice of you, dude. It's good seeing you by the way
But yeah, the way that it works is the tree grows back as an adolescent.
The adolescent only gives two wood and takes two durability.
A fully adult tree gives five wood and takes one durability, which is like, way better.
So you really don't want to cut down the adult ones, but right now we're just cutting everything.
Absolutely everything.
Do you have to group up in this game?
You can do solo.
A lot of people play solo.
Yeah.
I'm not the best person to ask for that because I'm a guild leader, right?
I'm a streamer.
So my experience is always going to be a group experience that being said,
ask people in chat,
how many of you in chat are playing solo right now and enjoying your time?
Hey, guild seal. That's awesome. Yeah. A lot of people,
you tried and you hated it. Fair. Some people don't like good experience.
Some people are enjoying it, right?
I think that's always going to be the thing, man, is like up to you.
If you enjoy that kind of experience, but try it, right?
Solo is super rough. I'm playing a tank solo on an alt right now and I enjoy it.
So I don't know.
I think it comes down to what kind of game you like, if that makes sense.
And there's a lot of people that seem to really like the experience,
and a lot of people really don't like the experience.
You're grouping with randoms or whatever? That's cool.
Oh, look at this.
The wind's picking up.
It looks really weird.
It's like jelly.
Iguana. It's a huntable iguana. Oh Tix, I may have found a huntable iguana for you.
Would you like an iguana?
Solo is hard. It can be. I think gear is the biggest thing, you know?
When you hit level 10, it starts being very hard. The game changes tone in terms of difficulty.
When's the caravan? Two hours.
You should be there and ready in two hours make sure that you have a mule and if you don't have one
Please go read the the guild stuff so you can learn how to do it and everybody who's here
We're gonna be doing that too. Does anyone have a boat so we can ferry people to town?
Are the augments to the classes out yet now look at all these plants
Level 10 is the end of the tutorial it is it really is
Look at this nice open field for us. Oh pirate archer getting him one sec
My pet is disappeared because this game is broken
Where's my dude?
Where is he it says he's here, but he's gone. Let's make a new one. Whatever
full game
It keeps happening it's quite funny. Yeah, go ahead and loot all of these guys burn it all
Look out for those archers because they will rip you real fast
Well, the other guana here is huntable that's nice
I'm gonna stay over here just in case that pirate responds. It's nasty
Yeah, huntable a guana here too, there's two of them in the area
But yeah, look at this. We're just clear cutting the forest, man.
Look at all of this. So many plants. The locust swarm grows. Another hunter
bull wanted that here. Got him. Nice, Hawkman. Killed it. I don't know if anyone died. I don't
think they did. Sings you nasty. Another pirate archer on it. Purging it. What is
that buff? Oh, you can't purge grog from them. It's a food buff. Food buffs can't be
purged with magic. All right, all these plants over here are good. You guys
should be safe to this and all these trees here as well. Let me get rid of
these healers in here. There's a couple of them. That one's done. You're on the fence
about this game? Then don't buy it yet. Honestly, like wait. If you were in any way on the fence
about a purchase like this, just wait man. Like I think that that is more than fair.
It's an alpha. Your character's going to be deleted at launch. Like just just wait.
I think a lot of times people get like kind of a FOMO with it. And I just don't
I think that is healthy.
I think you should just wait on it if you feel in any way negative, you know?
Or any way on the fence.
Somehow there's under attack.
I'm stuck on this character.
There we go.
You are Andy, dude.
Faxauron with 500 bits said, hey, I sacrifice my time for my chapter.
It's can sleep with the tree lights, Faxauron.
Not sure if you've got my whisper, but I am totally going to try ashes for real.
Nice.
Installed it and got a tank.
It's just I am a bit lost on starting professions I want to go hard on blacksmithing.
If you want to do that, I think we have a lot of services in the guild that can help you
out.
There's a lot of people that run Blacksmithing.
I don't know much about it personally, for weapon smithing and armor smithing.
That's not really my thing.
I am going Alchemy and Orcine Engineering personally, which is obnoxious enough as
it is.
You guys want to come over this way towards me?
If you stay over on that side, you're going to get hit by pirates more and more.
The response.
Yeah, we're going to abandon these trees and go forward.
It's way better over this way.
You because look at all these plants and look at that giant clear cut that we just
made.
Delirious percent at now 18
Is there a good website where I can look at builds I don't know I don't know what websites exist for that right now
Legitimately so yeah a lot of it is like read your different stuff and like see if it makes sense to you because there's a lot of combos
Certain starting races you have to start as nope you can play any race you want man
I am playing a Pyrite this time, which are like elves with weird tree root branch heads
It's gonna need and I want to play a tall norm when they release
issues codex is no case I might be some part outdated there's a little bit of outdated on
That was a two-star elite. That was pretty good.
Damn, Hawkman, your damage output was enormous.
What a boss.
I can't believe December is almost over now.
I know it's crazy, dude.
It's been a hell of a month.
Dead on a ribbon, said happy CBT.
Why are you like this?
I swear to God, dude.
Orochi underscore X2002 said have a very merry Christmas all you goblins and four
yah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.
You too, man.
You're awesome as hell.
Thank you very much.
Well, thank you very much.
See Bouton said Merry Christmas, Thor.
How does it feel to be in a holiday loop?
I don't know, you tell me.
We're over 100 TTSs today by the way, so thank you guys very much for that.
You're amazing.
Ultimately underscore loveless said hello again, goblin lord.
I wasn't going to make another TTS today, but this one I sent for my boyfriend who
is also watching.
He works in IT, but lost his job in January.
I'm sorry.
He's been out of work since then.
He does level one or two tech support.
What could he do to help get another job in IT?
The longer he goes sending applications with no replies the worse he feels and I don't
know what to suggest to help him.
The job market feels worse than ever.
Any advice would mean the world to us.
Ya love.
It is incredibly common to feel like you are lesser as a person because you lost
your job or because you can't find work.
You're not.
There's nowhere that wants to pay for that position right now and that's not a reflection
on you or your value as a person.
And that's the hardest thing to get over in the beginning, especially when you lose a job,
it's the same.
You just feel worthless.
And the best thing that you could do is just keep trying.
And I know that's awful.
I know that's stupid and it makes no sense, right?
The market does not make any sense, especially for IT right now.
But look for any job.
IT help desk positions are really good.
and any IT help desk position that you could possibly apply for, just do it.
And the problem is a lot of these companies are switching over to AI for a lot of stuff
and they're, they're lesser for it, unfortunately, because AI is kind of dog shit at most things,
but they don't realize that yet. And because of that, there's a job shortage. Overall,
is a massive job shortage. You just got to keep applying. That's all you can do. And
to be real with you, look outside of IT even, like look for any job, any job is better than
no job right now. And the first thing you have to tackle though, outside of that is that mental
blockade. Don't feel worthless. Don't feel like you're lesser just because you can't find a position
because you're not lesser. The market is just shit. And you're not the only one. Like, that's
awful. But that's, that's what it is right now. It's terrible, man. For everybody. Like,
it's, it's just a horrible, horrible piece of shit thing, especially an IT.
You're getting laid off from a big ass company. That sucks, man. I'm really
you start to hear it, man. The CS market is very bad right now. Yeah.
A lot of people are talking about it in chat, so you're definitely not alone.
There's actually a section of our Discord that has for job opportunities and
things like that. And you can also go talk in the IT section of the Discord
to see if you can get anybody might find a connection in there, right?
You know, somewhere you can find a position, but I would say honestly,
just keep applying apply to a shitload of places. Don't stop.
You know, make your cover letter one page, make your resume one page.
If you even need a cover letter and just send it, man, send it as much as
you can. Thank you, man. I needed to hear the confirmation. It's a lot of what I
already knew, but it's hard when you feel like you're an isolated bubble. So this
helped. Yeah, no, it's super important. I think I think it's very common here, at
least in the United States and also in Europe, to feel like your job is
part of you, like as a person, right? And when you lose it, you feel
like you've lost a part of yourself or you're lesser in some way. And that
It is not like that.
That is not a healthy way to look at work.
Your job is just there to pay you money so you can go be the person you want to be.
It is not a piece of you.
And I think that's an important distinction that a lot of people don't realize till later,
if that makes sense.
So I hope you're doing all right, man.
And if you lose your job, you're not lesser, not at all.
Thanks for placing cobalt programmers for a while, that's not good, don't do that, yeah
that's not a good one dude, that's wild, that anxious feeling of rejection is why you never
started applying to certain fields, it hurts, thanks for the advice anytime dude, like
definitely apply it's just a job right you need one but it's just the job it's
not it's not who you are it's what you do and that's the difference there's so
many plants over here guys oh wait iguana love fight me iguanas
This thing is worth 400 node experience by the way.
more four months barely surviving to rebuild your Chevy and I don't even get
to drive it because of paperwork sad times that sucks man you'll get there
you know this warrior suck of this game fighter is awesome no dude fighters
really good but you have to be good at it right like melee is much harder than
this game and it's very unforgiving so people they they don't play fighter as
much but they really need to fighter is beast dude it's an awesome class it's
That's so strong. Rogue is in this as well. Yeah, Rogue is also another awesome class.
No? Secret Jocena.
They view their health bars a bit with a Reaper? True.
I think the one thing about Fighter that's a huge deal is their Execute heals them.
So the more that you overkill for during your Execute, the more healing it gives
you which is awesome roguest DPS yeah it's DPS everybody is DPS and utility to
be clear every classes my god look at all these plants
Fred is done. Fred is great. You'll be Fred alone.
18%? Nelocas? Tank is more forced to do its unique role in most. I would agree. I would
agree with that. I think it's probably because you're used to something like Warrior in World
Warcraft being able to be a DPS warrior or a front warrior, but you know what I mean?
In this game, they're very locked in to the role.
You guys my salating over there?
What's going on?
Hold up.
I got you.
Let's go look at my journal.
Hey.
I collected a reward.
Let's go look at my journal.
Hey!
I've collected a reward.
Nice.
Grit plus momentum, Grit is so important, dude.
Grit is so important.
It's crazy how good that is.
Thermosius said, Merry Christmas everyone and Thor.
Chat, keep your head up, was unemployed for four years.
Finally was hired a few months ago.
Chas, no we love you.
Yeah man, it's, that's incredibly hard.
Honestly, that is wild to me.
Or yours is rough.
Look at that, nice and clean.
I hope everyone is having a great day, a friend recently pointed something out to me and now
I feel obligated to do the same.
scene's a warhammer for grandmas oh god it's 40k minis oh that's a big boy
mushroom you guys pissed off the angry one all right there you go it's gonna die
I know.
Yeah, that's funny, dude.
Pirate commander.
Oh, God.
Actually terrifying monster.
Hold up.
Hit the other one.
I'm going to get the Raider too.
Nobody dies.
Nice. We got a proper raid going on now, man.
A lot of people out here.
Dude, is your name on Ironically Trouser Snake?
And you're a fighter. Incredible.
Actually, incredible.
What's up dude?
Okay.
Hey, Guild Token.
Iguana.
Oh, they're killing it.
Thanks for the sub guys, thank you for being here.
You had the best recipe for eggnog is 6 eggs, 1 cup of sugar, half a teaspoon each of vanilla
extract and ground nutmeg, 2 cups each of heavy whipping cream and whole milk, 3 quarters
cup of brandy, and 1 third cup of rum, both chilled. Beat the eggs, beat in the sugar,
vanilla, and half the nutmeg, then stir in the rest, chill, and enjoy.
I've never made eggnog.
I drink eggnog every year and I'm like the fattest human being alive when it comes to eggnog, but I've never made it.
Literally ever.
Iguana.
Shoot it!
Here to the iguana how much exp are you guys getting out these iguanas anyway like a lot
should be a lot yeah watch out for the poison for sure I'm nuking the shit out of it for
damage so what about the enriched uranium in the recipe and all right that's funny
Central said, did you hear Mongolian jingle bells?
It's craziest Christmas rave I ever heard, listening it on repeat two days already.
What?
What?
Insane behavior.
Baselessness is disturbing, he's great.
More plants, more plants.
Not sure you get any exp from that? I don't know if we killed that one.
I don't know if the other one did everything hates me here. I mean Malduno
You did run up in melee and gigantic lizard. It's like 10 levels above you
And then it killed you with its a we poison, right?
Do you go by sir is a drinking song I believe it that's bullshit, but I believe
My god look at it all cleared 18% yeah we need more people out here we need a lot of people
You prefer non-alcoholic eggnog?
I like thick eggnog.
I like thick non-alcoholic eggnog, personally.
Big fan of it.
Oh, Keppo.
That'd be a wonderful day, man.
Merry Christmas to you, too.
Yeah.
Did you go and search on YouTube?
Mongolia and Jingle Bells. Dude, I gotta know now.
Is that real or some weird bullshit?
Clear it all.
Eat every tree at every point.
We're gonna turn to the right. There's a neat little area over here.
Where's the iguana?
You see the iguana?
What?
I see the iguana.
Shoot it!
Murder that iguana
I want a smash dude
This is it.
Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary.
It's real and weird bullshit.
Nice.
Here it is.
Let me see this.
Okay, it's a really weird bullshit The Mongolian Jingle Bells is amazing.
Oh god, it has the beat drops. It gets even more insane.
Yeah, go- yeah, listen to this shit.
That's insane.
Knot five days ago, 1.3 million views.
That's gonna blow up, dude.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome, actually.
The video is crazy, too.
What the hell?
Is that real?
I don't even know if that's real, dude.
The thing that is, the problem is, is I'm watching this and I don't know if it's AI.
I can't tell anymore.
No, it's really Mongolian throat singing, sure.
But that section with the deer is definitely AI.
Look at their legs.
Nah, dude, go to the part where they're being pulled on a sleigh.
Look at the deer legs, they're not even moving.
That's AI.
You can't tell me that's not AI.
It's there's no movement. Yeah
It's real footage combined with a bro your real footage combined with a is the music real I don't even know anymore
Whose deer aren't real there's deer a fake it's fake dear. I
Have no idea what's real anymore
It's a bop, but I don't even know if it's real.
Can you play the game solo at all? Absolutely.
We have a lot of people in the community to do. Right now we're doing a group activity because it's fun.
But you don't have to do that.
God, you left the plant behind.
I can't believe you've done this.
The guild will never financially recover from such things.
Oh, I saved this. It's fine.
Single plant. Escaping. Unholy.
very funny though
Carragore underscore said Merry Christmas Mr. Pratate Man and all the goblins
Merry Christmas wondering if you've seen light up the town it's a cozy holiday
game where you play as a ferret stringing up festive lights
yeah we are in incoming HTTPS
killed the link for you we reached out to the developers event
to try and get them out for any summer they never responded so I was like well
to
have
a really want to show off again for December, it's cool it's a really cool video game it's beautiful looking
The iguana must die.
Oh, the iguana is really nasty for some reason.
My pet's gonna die, huh?
My pet's unironically gonna die?
The pet is dead?
That's probably bad.
How the hell did that happen?
I think my pet was standing in the poison somehow.
And when normally it's like not.
That's probably bad.
We got 45 seconds where I can't thank.
So we're gonna wait.
No, be good. It's just a lot of people here.
And they're all here because Christmas is a fun time to be together.
And I hope you have a good Christmas, man.
Happy holidays from Kent, Washington.
then? Delphal the river? I definitely won't. Yeah, now the river's scary right now dude.
The amount of flooding is nuts.
Whoop.
Yeah, it's scary out here. It was like, like almost half of western Washington was flooded
this last week. And there's like 100,000 people without power, which was awful. How
How to mule? Uh, check the discord. The Ashes of Creation discord. You should have access to it.
And there is a...
A thread in general chat...
That will teach you how to mule.
How does one sport fish? I have no idea, cuz I haven't done it yet.
I don't have my pet out yet.
All right, a new friend is being spawned.
We're in Washington, right?
In Washington.
What's your mother's maiden name?
Hmm.
Yeah, I'm up in Washington statement where it's full of rain.
I don't know if it's raining right now though.
closed how tall are you and what's your
S is it okay buddy why you like this
yeah yeah secret question answers the
worst thing never answer it like it's like what's your first patch name don't
give it that put a password in there like a ridiculous one with symbols and
bullshit all right how many guys have full inventories how many guys have full
inventories right now too much bullshit
We're going to go towards the center of the map.
You always put your real name for those questions.
That's a terrible idea.
All right, I'm going to take you guys back.
Follow me over this way.
We're going to go back towards the center of the town and you'll be able to dump
the vendors there.
We'll just start clearing in that direction.
I'll be good one.
You don't have a third bag, so you get full fast?
I think I have one in my bank if you want one.
I can help you out with it.
Maybe.
Not sure if I do.
Okay, this is a problem.
You weren't supposed to pull them all, guys.
Pull everything out of my tank.
don't stand in the poison poison bed
there we go so I'm gonna get Grockin balls what a name dude
every time I see his name it's funny to me
Yeah, got a pet rock. His name is Dwayne.
All right, there we go. Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, Gruckinballs, you are on the list. Incredible name, still.
Oh, let's grab these last plants and we'll start heading up.
Can your pet be runescape?
What does that mean, dude?
Trucker Kane said and now, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for.
Oh?
Two, three, ready, Mike, Mikebeam!
What?
AM.
YAR RABBIT YAR RABBIT.
What, dude?
Mikebeam, dude?
OK.
Do you have a fear skill? No, there's no fear skill, but we have a root. We have a
weaken which reduces their damage dealt. We've got a shear which removes buffs off
the enemy. We have a silence. We have an AOE silence. We have damage over time. We have
an exhaustion which stops them from using stamina. There's like a shitload of debuffs
that a summoner gets, man. But no fear. Nothing like that. They are very much
so like a an Affliction Lock though. Very similar. Yeah, similar to Affliction Lock
and wow, I think it's it's very much so less like a summoner and more like
Affliction Lock. If you've played that before it'll it'll feel right at home.
I really like the combination though they have a spell called Hex. You put Hex on
an opponent doesn't do damage, but instead what it does is every time your
spirit shred disintegrate or summon pet hit the enemy it reduces the
like remaining seconds on Hex and then when it ends it explodes
Which is kind of like Curse of Doom.
It's really neat, actually.
I like it a lot.
The class feels very good, but it does not feel like a summoner, if that makes sense.
Yeah, make sure to repair your gathering tools while we're up here.
Sell all your crap.
If it's not purple or higher, then sell it.
If it is purple or higher, put it in the bank.
And you're good to go.
and
definitely sell your plan to
as this
nothing I guess
storage I have so much shit in here
all righty
I think I made some ready to go back out again
yeah we gained a lot of experience from that
it was a full 1% almost 3% is what it feels like
yeah basically we're just doing that
I need to go use the bathroom and grab a snack, so I'll be right back, give me just a minute.
I'm back.
Okay.
What is this?
What's up, dude?
Oh my God, why are you handing me all this?
No, that's a lot, but I don't need it.
Store it or vendor it, 100%.
I have no room for materials, like literally none.
Now that I can use, because I can actually build those.
Mmm.
Those are the first cell seeker recipe shoulders that I've gotten, or any.
And I can make these.
You call your grandma until noon.
My grandma is asleep.
I will not wake her up like that.
This is rough as shit to make.
Where do these come from?
That's a big deal.
come from Minotaurs I guess. The rest of this is insane though. I need to make these but
like Jesus man. Very expensive piece to make. Yeah, Cleptin Twain I can build them for
for you if you bring me the recipes. The soul secret mums and the linen bolts are going
to be the hardest. The rest of this I can get but like 35 linen bolts. That's a shitload
dude. Like that is such a massive amount of linen. Your grandma's turning 95. Jesus.
awesome. My grandma is 83. Yeah, these are only adept pieces. I
think that's the thing that's really crazy to me about this.
It's like that's not even like a radiant gear piece.
What the hell's the next tier up look like?
Skull cap of the three moons, I know where that drops.
What the hell dude?
There's no reason to grab.
What?
Your grandma lived to 103 years old?
is amazing. Each of us can only hope dude. That is such an age. What's up man? Ah the
The blue mordans set too.
Nice.
I'll pop that in.
We'll get more guild xp.
I'm going to start forming the raid up for the event so we can get people mules.
I'm making this into a raid we're gonna be we're doing it two hours early so we
can get people that are interested yeah
10
, takes a new one for them or and my chance
, it takes us up
those are super helpful the Deep Lake book and arcade engineering we look at it
98 coconut boards why would I even use that that makes no sense dude like I found this
off of a random monster this shit really needs to like have a look over it makes no sense
a lot of this crafting is weird thanks dude about that in gilding
Okay, invite to raid. Invite to raid. Invite to raid. Invite to raid. Invite for the
event. Invite to the event. Invite to raid. Invite to raid. Yeah, whisper me if you need
an invite for the event. I'm going to get people out there to the town first. We need
to get everybody out to Job and that's going to be tough.
Can you join if you're not part of the guild? Yes.
Absolutely again.
Nice. That's an awesome piece. Thank you.
I'm going to see if Texas is awake.
I'm trying to invite as many people as possible, there's a lot of dudes.
get everybody. Oh, you incident which I didn't see you. Sorry,
thanks. Yeah, do we have a do you know if we have a boat? If
anybody's online that has a course there so I can transport
everybody that would make life really easy for us right now.
Because we're going to do something funny.
You'll see, you'll see how good this is.
to
find what's your funny they are but this is not a flying boat
We're going to do some great shenanigans if we can pull this off.
I just need a boat.
Yeah, if you run a crate and you're not in the guild and you want to help the guild out
you can give the tokens to me and I can use them to level up the guild.
That is absolutely a thing you can do.
You can still help the guild even though you're not in it if you would like to.
That is up to you as a player.
You can also run money guild, want money crates if you want to, make a bunch of money
out of this.
Any more red spots? Yeah, we got some more.
I've invited everybody to whisper to me, so.
Should be good. We've got some more slots. I think we got four more slots, it looks like.
Four more.
You have the parts for a boat? Yeah, you need 25 gold on top of it. I ain't got that.
I got too old right now.
Oh, no, it's not.
You don't need the guild thing that we're doing is going to get guild experience, not money.
Yeah, I could do that, Lauren.
All right, everybody start forming up down here and head down to the beach.
We're going to the mouth.
While we're on our way out there, just harvest all of this shit.
Everything you can.
Ow, my bones.
Is better Mount Rarity doing anything?
I don't know.
Actually, I have no idea.
It takes with no better.
Oh.
You got an objective complaint, though.
Oh.
Nice.
I love stuff.
All right, come along this way, we're going to keep moving, just harvest everything along
the way, whether you're in the guild or not, doesn't matter.
Any plant that you harvest here helps all of our objectives, so we're going to clear
Everything along the way
Get in there Dean
All right, Lyra, and I've got your spot still and if anybody else has a spot that'd be great
If we don't have a boat, this is gonna be a lot harder, but that's okay. We can handle it
That's fine, Niko Spud, we're going to Jova.
We're clear cutting everything along the way.
How long more to turn into a city?
We are at 18% right now.
I'm running a group where we're gonna do
some guild activity stuff together.
Should be quite fun, but we're locusts
swarming along the way to the beach.
The idea is to get as much XP as we go,
because every single person counts for this.
Every person matters, you know?
And we just eat every plant, every tree, everything.
We're going out of the beach.
Room for another in the raid.
This raid is full.
I need a second raid leader.
If anyone can set one up and let me know.
Yeah, Greg, raid is full.
If you could start forming a second raid or somebody else who's started forming
a second raid, that'd be really helpful.
We do need more people, and we need a boat, if possible.
If a boat is not possible, then we need rowboats, and those are your slowest ship.
Alright, everybody onto the beach.
My render good to go. Nice.
Ah wait. Looks like Gregg left...
Somebody left the party so I can get Gregg in. Here we go.
Make sure not to get eaten by the crab on the right.
And make it all the way down to the beach.
What the hell?
If you have a water mount, now is the time to use it.
We're gonna be swimming a long way.
The roboat is slower than your horse, by the way.
So do keep that in mind.
Yeah, we're not gonna do the ladder on that.
I don't know if an ally has one.
If anyone knows anyone with a boat, we could use transport.
Because we're gonna do something neat, but our boat guy is offline.
I still say robot should allow multiple robots to go faster.
Dude, I think robots should just be faster in general.
Hello, Lyra.
What is it?
Yeah, let's see where everybody is. Looks like they're all there.
To be clear, the location you guys are all going to is going to be down here. I've placed
a map marker there. Right? I'm going to ping it so you guys can have it. That is all the
way down to the bottom right of our location. We're going all the way down there. We're
going to go up that river. We're going to go into Jova from there. It's going
to be a long distance. It's probably going to be about an hour's ride. So do keep
Keep that in mind.
Using a robot will make it take dramatically longer.
Using a horse, faster.
Yeah.
All right, let's rock porcelain with 500 bits said happy Christmas everyone Jason. What is the greatest game of all time in your opinion?
Hmm probably secretive man of the secretive secretive man of the superintendent that after me that is my favorite game of all time
And it probably always will be
It's what wanted, you know, it's why I wanted to make video games awesome game
cool as shit
You think Far Cry 5 for you?
That's awesome.
Yeah, I think everybody's going to have a different game, right?
Like for me, it's Secret Amount.
Yeah.
Have you played for us someday?
I could do that.
I don't want to do the remake, though.
The remake is bad.
I'll play it in the original console.
Yeah.
Chrono Trigger was amazing.
Chrono Trigger was absolutely incredible.
This now in level 25? Well, now is more gear, better gear, enchanting, and running guild objectives.
Currently, I'm getting everybody grouped up so we can go to Jovo.
of
It's Christmas, man.
Jesus, dude.
Love the light falling the big kids across the sea.
Yeah, you guys don't make it.
Just make it all the way down this way, and we're going to go to this river at the bottom right over here.
We're going to go to that river.
So it's going to be a little bit of time.
A lot of people are going to be quite slow, but that's okay.
We'll group back up.
How hard will the crates be? Never done one before. Very easy. Very easy. It's something
fun to do. It's really what it is. Hell yeah, we're in it.
Ticks where do people get their basic mule because they don't need to be a special level to train it. Yeah
If you can message me and DMs
You going the wrong way man
Bottom of the mats page is that what it is
And 55 silver? Alright. People should have 55 silver. It should be okay. I'm hoping so anyway.
Because we just did all those plants, which means they should have entered them and gotten enough.
That was the reason we were running all those plants for so long.
What is the funniest thing you did in AOC as a beginner?
Probably mage golfing. Yeah, so there was a thing a while back. I don't know if it still works,
but Mage's blink in this game is physics-based, so we got a
Bard to do anti-gravity spell and then you jump up to the air and then you launch yourself with blink
And you just shoot like a missile and you'll fly across the whole map and it's hilarious
It's really funny
Still have a clip of Wizard Golf, by the way, when you guys are done with today, you will
have everything you need to make a shitload of gold.
A shitload of gold.
Infinite gold for your activities.
To be clear.
Like the whole point of this is to get you to learn how to do crates and then teach you
to do it better, right?
Is crafting solo profitable?
Um, not really.
No, I would say no.
It's a money sink.
How much are the certs?
It's like 9 per crate, I think.
You're gonna be doing common crates, so.
Yeah, you can be doing basic crates, I think.
Not expensive and commissions are easy.
There you go.
Yeah, they're very cheap.
I have 73 node currency right now, so I'm gonna be running some of them.
What's your crate, Rhett?
You'll see.
Depends on if we get a boat.
If we get a boat, it's going to be very different.
Can you carry one crate in a basic course? Yeah, but you move 50% movement speed. It's not good. The mule is what you want.
Uh, Patamelon, you only need that for node currency crates. You don't need that normally.
Node currency is universal. Yes, if you open up your inventory hit I go master where your gold is and the node currency is underneath that
See how much you have you will need like nine
Yeah, at the end we will be getting guild tokens and that's the invention, right?
And guild tokens level up the guild.
The legendary one is worth 100,000, yeah.
We have six, we can get you more, it'll be okay.
Having this mount is such a big difference.
Like, look at this.
Look how far behind normal mounts are compared to here.
It's such a big difference in speed.
Yeah, just get to Jova for now, guys.
You too late for the event? Nope. Get to Jova. We need another ride later though.
Yeah if we don't have a boat we'll pivot and do something else with the crate stuff.
You'll see.
to java do not set up your crates in java please just listen we'll be moving
around the map and doing different stuff but do not do not get your crates
in java it's all java now yeah
fc did not say jump no damn it
Is there a limit on guild size there is and what we're trying to do right now is to raise
that limit for us because we need a 15 million experience and the way that we do this is we
get everybody together and we do a crate run so that's what we're doing right now.
And we're going to do two types of crates we're going to do a crate that increases
everybody's gold gives them gold and we're going to do another crate that gives guild
experience. So that way everybody gets out of this with money and everybody gets out of this
with Guild XP and then we we push the guild we move forward.
And if you are not in the guild you still get guild tokens and you can hand those to a guildie
to level the guild. There is a list for guild people. Yeah when they want to join I have a
list of it's massive I have a list of 166 people right now it's enormous we
actually added 15 more today yeah the wait list is there and I'm not kicking
anyone until after the holidays I'm gonna wait till January 7th before I start
kicking people for an activity because it's the holidays man spend time
with your family that's fine
Yeah, we're gonna you're gonna be missing mats and that's okay. We're gonna farm them there. Don't worry about it
Just worry about getting a job at first
You do a countdown for every night to make your tokens. Yeah, we could do that
Ugh, full of slime dude.
EnoDia underscore underscore underscore said Merry Christmas chat, I have a gift for you.
I heard an investigative report the other day on the effectiveness of AI hiring, which is
to say, there were some interesting findings.
Apparently for many of these AI hiring bots if you repeat the following words over and
over, no matter what question is actually being asked, you will be hired.
Just say, I love teamwork.
Say, I love teamwork, over and over and over.
Seriously, it works.
What do you have to lose?
I think I understand why.
It's probably using a point-based evaluation system and when you say I love teamwork
it gives you extra points.
You've game it, you've game it.
really funny that's really funny I bet it's yeah I bet there's like a hidden
thing that's like that's plus one plus one each time yeah I love synergy I love
teamwork I love teamwork I love teamwork
I love circling bag. I love... I love Jira tickets. I love... I love working weekends. I love working
holidays. I love unpaid overtime. Hmm, delicious.
You mean you're getting me a pizza at work?
I can't wait.
We're a family.
I love not reporting ocean violations.
Does that mount cost?
I mean, yeah, I bought it off of ticks for four gold.
I love banana bread at work. Hell yeah dude.
Okay we're gonna make this move together so everybody get to this location. I'm
gonna stop up here and I'm gonna wait for you.
The bit it said a Christmas elf's candy cane stripes represent their
achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood while green is
reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves
souls who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment.
The Lizanne said Merry Christmas Pirate King in Goblins.
It is wonderful to be here with you today, I've been laughing so much with all your shenanigans.
Also, about the Star Gazy Pie I tried a couple of days ago, it both looked and tasted a lot
better than you'd think.
Love you all, ya love.
Star Gazy Pie seems horrifying to me man.
I'm gonna fish here while I wait for the rest of the pirate horde.
Looks horrifying.
500 bits said my favorite game series is Jack and Daxter and I love the fan made PC port
it runs so smoothly and lets PPL make mods for it. Reverse engineering the old engine
to rebuild the games is insane to me. That is insane. That's wild shit. It's really
wild shit actually. Yeah I was waiting for the rest of the pirates man. And I'm getting
as many fish as possible because they're going to need it yeah on arrival you're gonna want
to stay very close to me and we're all going to be fishing here for a moment you need you
will need 10 fish you would need 10 fish no if you run in all directions and you die
I'm mostly going to laugh at you do not do that yeah like I was like I will kill you
myself. Yeah, one second. I'm getting our map. Yep, got it. I have a safe route for us.
There will not be, there will not be iguanas if you follow me directly.
Jack and Dax, your precursor of legacy.
It's your favorite game, hmm.
Let's see.
Yeah, I'm afraid you're gonna wanna start fishing.
Oh, what is that one?
Hell, striped barrel fish?
That's new, I've never seen that.
That's a weird fish.
Yeah, it's a weird fish.
What's happening?
You miss a lot, we're getting everybody together, right?
And we're gonna go do an activity together.
Yeah, turquoise sea fish.
I hadn't seen that.
Weird fish, man.
I know you get different fish in every region.
The problem is, even though we live in an ocean,
we're not allowed to fish in it.
So the first time I fished in the turquoise sea
because this is a river.
Trepid, please.
All right, you guys are almost here.
Good deal.
I'm really glad that there's like threats going on in the guild group.
I'm reading stuff like, I will fold you like a camping chair.
Can flagrate these nuts.
It's great.
It's fantastic.
Yeah, it's a good time in the raid group.
Let me tell you.
I am good at making friends, okay, sure buddy.
That's very funny.
I might say, what's up?
We're getting everybody together.
We're gonna go do a thing.
Wait in the boys.
That's some more people already there in Jova make sure that okay. Here's what you need to get
24 of any stone 24 of any herb or tree and 10 fish
That's what you need and a mule and a mule
And a mule you also need
Probably about 20 node currency
24, 24, 10, and 20 Node Guards, you're getting enough for two crates and a mule.
Violence is not the answer, no it's the solution.
To the answer, I guess the solution to the question to question is violence with a question
mark.
Yeah.
It's both. It's both sides of it. You need glint as well? No you don't. Now for the ones
we're running. You need money. That's it. Gatekeeping? What are we gatekeeping? This
is stuff that they need to be able to do the crates man. There's no gatekeeping.
How much longer is the alpha? Probably next year or more. Long time.
Yeah, don't worry about the mainland. Just come to my marker. If you don't go to my marker,
you don't go to that. No, stop it. Thunderblow. Err stuff. You're doing it wrong. Go through
the ocean. Land on me at the marker. You're gonna die on that beach. I'm gonna laugh at you.
Do not go on that beach.
Do not stop it straight line between you and me
You're going to die to a crab, and I'm gonna laugh at you
You're barred you're fast. Okay. Good luck
You want to die on the beach so you go die on the beach man, it's very funny
That beach is really nasty, but you know you you do you oh
Wow look Jim some has made it
I'm gonna watch the under bloom to see how long it takes before the little blip goes
out dude.
We're going to wait and see.
Yeah, you need 24 stone, 24 herbs or wood, and 10 fish.
That's what you need.
when you land on the beach here immediately start fishing in the river
Hello, Practice. How did you drop out of the group? Oh wait, wrong one. I'd like to read.
Hey, come in. Thunderbloom, why are you, uh, why are you going back in the ocean, Thunderbloom?
Could it be because the beach is death?
Is that the reason you're going back in the water?
I wonder why that's happening over there.
I wonder why you're in the water now.
Who knew?
Who knew that you would want to leave the beach?
Got hot from running, needed a refresh.
Okay.
that's funny dude
it was 41 degrees they have a swim mate you deserve it alright
that's so funny dude
there's a lot of hubris in these bars these days you know
What do you want, Clifton?
What's up, dude?
I know tank hubris, true, barred hubris.
Oh, it's Red Worm.
Hello, Red Worm.
Join us in the fishing.
Oh, hi Thunderbloom.
Led, you could... you know, you could arrive.
Do you think our bones laugh at us when we bleed?
I mean, yeah.
Your skeleton every time you bleed, every time your skeleton shows, it gets ready to
hatch, right?
You don't want it to hatch.
It's a bad thing.
the letter skeleton hatch early.
I'm going to save all my money so that I can make a vote.
It's gonna be my job now.
You've returned logging on, Rock on.
The raid is full, but you could make another raid.
We're doing an event together.
All right, when the rest of these groups get here,
we're gonna head out.
I got a starfish.
What?
Where did I get a starfish?
It says acquired starfish.
Where?
What?
What?
Hahahaha!
Hold up.
Bug reporting that.
That's really funny.
funny one dude that's a really funny one starfish dude I didn't realize all of
these are starfish it's stupid as more fish than star exactly it's a good bug
it's a funny bug
Looks a bit off just a bit
Our pirates willing to pay to run a ferry for the mules depends on your cost man
I have a really good idea and
We could make a lot of money and make a lot of guild XP if you have a boat that we could use
If you do then you can offer us passage. Let me know your cost
What would you be willing? Well, I don't have a lot of gold, but I'm gonna have three crates
on me and I can give you the gold out of those. Would you be down? I'm running three crates
myself
not your ship you're bartering passage that's tough it's not your ship who is it you get
him to contact me because I don't know I don't know how much we'd be able to pay
Problem is, we're doing this so we can make everybody gold and... and...
Yield XP.
We don't get a lot right now.
At least I don't get a lot.
If they agree, you'll get them to contact us.
Okay.
It'd be a cool event, y'know.
We just need a boat.
That's the biggest problem.
Don't deal with middlemen.
No, we do.
We do all the time.
But it's more one of those things of like, I need to...
I don't know how they are.
Fish and Guild is awesome. Yeah, just arrive here and start fishing immediately. You will need these fish
To be clear though
We're gonna be going a long way
It's probably gonna be about an hour on the boat, so just let me know the price man. That's all I'm after
Wish we could fish at home dude same I really hope Intrepid gives us the ability to fish
How much are boats 25 gold and I'll be getting one eventually. I just gotta save up for it
Yeah, I could name it gaban you know the first boat the SS gaban is glorious y'all
Yeah, not being able to fish on an island is criminal I agree
It's Trigolavians all over. Can't do shit at home. I know dude. Can't do shit at home.
Oh, there's no mining here. Our own guards kill us. Oh, that's exactly the same. It's
the same shit all over again, dude. Yeah.
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T
Can't even fish in my own water!
Dom!
Heh-heh-heh
More fish.
Additional fish.
You will need ten fish.
You will need ten fish.
You will need ten fish, twenty-four wood, and twenty-four stone.
We're naming a boat after Todd Howard.
You see that mountain?
You can climb that mountain.
It just works.
Hey, look, a fishing level.
All right, almost everyone's here.
We're waiting on the last people.
Do we actually need Riverlands fish? Is that true?
Do we need Riverlands feet fish? Oh, yeah, despawn your horse
It's still PVP. Get rid of that damn thing. Dangerous
Do we actually need Riverlands fish? Anyway, let's get moving. Everybody's here. We're good to go
up why why is the Sun forsaking us all right there we go cool you're in loss
they're here good luck have fun look and we're going all the way up the river
we'll think about this river this is a safe zone there are no enemies along
this entire route so if you travel up this you will be okay if you ever need to
get back to Brian Barrel the route that I'm taking you on is the safe route keep
this in mind remember it
you can do this at level one even and you will never be attacked oh like that
you just got to stay as close to the water as possible if you go to the
right of those rocks you're gonna pull a giant iguana and die please do not
left side we're crossing the river come over here
do not go on land until I do see the enemies right over there you don't want to deal with
up here and you're good to go all the way up this ramp
you see there's like nothing here and it's great
it's wondrous
I think we have to do yeah we'll do this one up here I can remember was that one of this
one says one you should be able to make it up this unless they changed it I don't think
they changed this you should be able to go across this I don't know if it's slippery
right now. It is not slippery. We win. Wait for everybody. Good deal. Go up across this.
And then we're going to wait right here for everybody else. We don't have any stragglers.
Pirates. Everything the light touches is yours. At least as long as we push the
node fast enough.
And it'd be really cool if their whisper system wasn't weird.
Wait for some stragglers still.
Alright, off this way guys.
All right, getting a bunch of people set up and getting our passage set up bartering with the other person
Alright, we're going into Jova. We're going to be picking up crates in Jova. So if you
You have the ability to make a crate right now?
Get it.
If a river otter is on you, run away.
Follow me.
Uh, Rhymas, you have a boat?
Wait, what?
You're bartering for a boat right now.
If you already have a boat, we could do two, which would be great.
I'm bartering for and basically doing trade to make sure that we have our safe passage
for this.
If you already have a boat, we could do two runs, that'd be fun.
We'll do one now and then we'll do another one at noon if you'd like to do that, Ramos.
want to take it to the port over here, the harbormaster south in in turquoise sea.
Alright guys, you are going to need to go and get a mule inside of this town.
We should be ready to go in about 30 minutes, so go and get a mule and set up your crate.
If you need to learn how to do this, it is on the Discord, but I will walk you through
the process anyway.
If you do not have the materials right now, then it's time to go and get them.
You need 24 stone, 24 wood, and 10 fish.
So let's head out here and go do it.
Grab everything up.
I don't know if we need specific wood from Riverlands, do we?
Do we need Riverlands wood for Riverlands crates?
Does it matter?
Or could we do any wood for Riverlands crates?
I don't know if anyone knows.
Uh, I need a volunteer to leave the raid group so we can get the uh, the boat captain in.
Thank you.
Invited them.
We have one dead guy.
Unforged.
What do you need the fish for when making crates? You need 10 fish. You need 5 fish per crate. You need 12 wood of any type.
The fish needs to be from the riverlands, but the other ones can be any any wood or stone. Okay.
So 24 wood, 24 stone of any any location. And then fish from the riverlands.
does anybody here not have a mule if so please say so in raid chat if you do not
have a mule you do not need any glint no you don't okay you're gonna need to work
with text to get your mule you can be giving money to text to do it yeah if
you don't have a mule this is gonna be a learning experience for you you may
not be able to run a crate right now, but you're going to get a mule. This is important,
right? We're going to teach you how to do this, and then you'll be able to do it on
your own. It's going to be rough at first. Some people are not going to be able to complete
it today, and that's okay. That's why I left two hours early. Get out there, chop down
some trees, get your wood ready, get your fish ready. How much money to make a crate?
I think it's like eight silver or something tiny.
You should have made more than enough
by selling those plants to the vendor back in a brine barrel.
It's a learning experience is the whole idea.
Some people will not complete today, that is okay.
Working here in the money to train it perfect.
of
and
Did I need them?
Nope.
I got it.
Okay.
I don't need that anymore.
And then you're going to want to go get your fish.
How many do you need to buy?
So it takes.
There's quite a lot.
There's like 10 of them.
I don't know how much each of those meals cost.
Do you have a, how much are they?
Like the meals themselves are cheap, but training them is like 50, right?
Do they cost 55 silver to buy?
Okay.
Yeah, I would buy like 20 of them if they're 56 copper each buy 20 of them ship them out
We'll give them to each person and they have to go train themselves
And if they don't train them that's okay, but just the walk the walk slowly
Huge red team. Yeah, we're doing an event should be something fun. I'm bringing you into the raid group right now ticks
Yeah, run out to the water get your 10 fish
Wish that you're 24 wood, you're 24 stone.
Eggs over as he said it's my birthday today, can I get a shout out one time for the one
time?
Happy birthday dude.
Yeah.
Like shit man.
Happy birthday.
Eggs over easy.
You need Riverlands materials for the gold crates? Okay, get Riverlands materials then.
You need 10 Riverlands fish, 12 or 24 Riverlands wood and 24 Riverlands stone. It's going to
be a minute. You get through it, I promise.
How do we train them? You bought one off the marketplace and did nothing else. Oh,
is it already trained?
Adam Ellen, is yours already trained? Can you summon it already?
If so, then you're good. Yeah.
You're riding it? You have a crate on it? Then it's trained. You're good to go.
I'm getting rid of all these starfish.
I don't need him.
Cost you 50 silver in the auction house.
That's great.
That's really good news.
Have you built for a PvP tank?
No, I don't.
I'm sorry to say, man.
I want to be honest with you.
Whenever I see the tank on the enemy team in PvP, I just hit them with an exhaust
and they're dead. Like I hit him with his Russian beam and it's over because it silences them
and it also exhausts them so they can't use stamina. They just, you know, you're rating.
We're going to be doing a guild event. Guild event for everybody. Just got deck of haunts
for Christmas. Thanks to December. That's awesome, dude. I'm really glad. Really glad.
The solo experience for this game is quite good. A lot of people really enjoy it.
I'm playing an alt solo and it's been quite fun for me.
It's just cast and wait for fishing right now.
There's another type of fishing called sport fishing
that makes a lot of money and that one's cool.
Yeah.
We're doing the medieval long-haul trucking exactly.
I need 10 fish, I have two.
They did, they fixed the economy issues I had before.
Okay, we need to get stone. Make sure you get your 24 wood and 24 stone from the Riverlands.
Cut down any trees, get your stone anywhere you can, and get your 10 fish. Yeah, and
And everybody's getting set up.
Master Blaster said if anyone needs stone or wood I have tons and can just help with
the fish.
Master Blaster, I could actually use 24 stone if you got it.
I don't have any.
And I don't know what the nodes are around here.
I get mine in New Ela, so...
You wanna go in solo and be able to kill mobs with class? Or do you recommend summoner?
Summoner is probably the easiest solo class that there is in the game right now.
Like, easy, easy, comparatively.
I got three fish.
We shouldn't, but if you're able to, we're gonna leave from this location out here.
The river mouth near Jova.
Yeah, Rhymos. Let me know. Because we've got an agreement with another boat captain
And I just need to make sure that they can stick around for it.
And I don't know where you are.
Should, should head to see Hook Harbor.
The thing is, is if you stick around there, we can do multiple runs, which would be
huge and then people would be good to go.
And this one, we get to meet a new ship captain and do some cool
inter-gill activity stuff.
So I think it's good both ways.
I got five fish.
No, I got nine fish and one more fish.
So, java.
Thank you.
That is super useful.
By the way, metals also count for your crate.
You can do metals.
You can do gems.
Any of that.
Thanks, man.
Okay.
I got my fish.
I got my, or I got my wood going back to town.
Oh, actually I need 36.
I
Forgot I do three crates. I'm dumb
They need 24 I need 36
Fishing I got everything else Jawa do you have um you six more or I'm dumb
Just do common wolf car yeah, just do common
Hey, that works. Thanks, man.
Yeah, we're doing all common crates, guys.
Should be good to go.
All right, we're getting ship captain up for this one and then Rhymas we're gonna run with
you afterwards.
Yeah, they can be different qualities is totally fine.
We're just getting the common crate certificates for this one.
I want for mirror left, but that's not useful.
I can see why you're into this game.
Well, thanks.
I really enjoy it, man.
I'm trying to get everybody organized so we can do this whole event together.
I can mule your fish if you need me.
No, I'm good, dude.
I've got the fish that I need.
I just needed like one or two more.
Let me see.
6, 11, 12.
I need three more fish.
Are the captains giving you a split of the crates?
Yes, they will be on this one.
Rymos if you'd like to do the same that is totally fair.
Thanks man.
Works.
Uh, I can't trade it.
I don't have no space to skip it a bit.
It's very funny.
I can't, I don't have space. What do you want from me?
Look at my bags, dude. It's a mess in here. They'll talk about it. It's weird.
I almost have the fish. I have 10, I have 14 fish, any one more.
Put your glint, your herbalism bag.
Ah. Feels bad to do that.
Wait, I'm done! I don't have to get any more.
Alright, I got my fish. Get out of here.
I need to get my wood now. I got 25, I need 36.
Um, everybody who needs a mule, go to ticks.
ticks. If you need a mule, go to ticks. Ticks is in town. Find them on the map. What in the,
what? Okay, wolf. Dead man. Very cool. Yeah, find them on the map. Mouse over the little
I kind of see fine tics.
It's a lot of dudes.
Also going to raid one in the discord, you guys can all be in there so you can
start interacting with each other and working together.
Raid one in the discord.
Got 30 would need more.
to start in the caravan. Good.
Can't get everybody together.
32.
34.
This one should be enough.
that will be 36. There we go. I got all my stuff, head back down. Yeah, get in there,
Tix, if you can get to the red one, calm so you can help people out from there. It'll
be easier to coordinate that way. You building a trebuchet? No. What the hell is that?
and
what
will
love for you
We'll do it live! Yeah, alright.
Do we still just get money to Tix for a mule? No, you actually have to go and train it. You'll be training the mule. Tix will show you how.
You'll have to meet her in town. Then work with her to learn how to train your mule.
It's important that you learn this because it will teach you more about the video game.
by the way do not attack anyone in PVP unless I call for it we're gonna have
of unaffiliated with us and I don't want you causing a diplomatic problem please do
not that's a lot of paperwork and I don't want to do it it's not a fun time for
me
all right I think I have to go up this place is like a goddamn maze yeah
The paperwork on Christmas, no thank you.
Airstream needs a vile rat?
Shoot blues, man.
Oh, shit. Okay.
and
money certificates done
to a I need to get the money one first
and grab that
grab this
grab this
that is now my character
and we got a look for Calthoram
would be a gold 58 silver for one great and sick
Jumping on there.
And remember, one of your crates should be money.
One of your crates should be guild resources.
So the crate on the right is your money crate.
The crate on the left is guild resources crate.
Right on the right is going to give you about a gold and a half to be clear.
You're going to make a lot of money off this.
No crates are deliverable at Brindal. We're not delivering to Brindal.
You got two guild crates? That's okay. That's okay. I'll pay your share.
Yeah. One guild crate, one money crate. We're going to be paying the boatman that takes us.
So it's really important that you do that. I'll pay your share, don't worry about it.
Waiting for T3 Brenda before doing crates, but you're on your way to Java. Okay, we're
going to leave in about 10 minutes. We need everybody up here. Everybody with their
mules, everybody with their crates. Looks like you guys are all stored up. This
This is looking good.
I am not ticks.
Please don't whisper me.
Hey, that's great. Those are awesome.
Thank you for giving me those tokens. I will use those to level the guild. You're great.
Are those anteater heads? Yeah, kind of. They're called daystriders and they're awesome.
Look at all of these dudes.
Great runners.
Great runners.
People are messing to me and saying that I'm Tex now, god damn it.
Alright, we are leaving in about four minutes.
We're gonna take a grand tour.
what a name dude why does he name that holy shit man
what a name what an incredible name Jesus
Absolutely bananas.
Alright guys, we're leaving in two minutes.
Also, everybody I want you to open your inventory right now on your character sheet, you will see a crate on you.
Hold shift and left click this. This is how you can see exactly how much money or how much guild currency all of these locations give
When we get to the location where you're gonna be turning this in and I'll let you know when that happens
You're going to check to see what the prices of this and make sure that you get that amount from it
If you do not put in a bug report
It allows us to test this system and give valid feedback to the devs to fix the problems that are there because we know that a
Lot of these do not work as shown
And that's it, man.
What search do you want?
Commons.
All common.
They do have diminishing returns and now for crates, well, not for the guild currency.
That has never changed.
Just the money.
We're doing caravan trade, yeah.
Why the long face, guys?
All right, we leave in one minute.
We leave in one minute.
If you did not make this group, that's okay.
And we'll do this later again.
This will be a normal regular guild activity and we will keep doing it.
The intention is to teach you how the crate system works.
Make sure that you have mules and then go from there.
Hope you guys learned a bunch of cool shit already though.
It's fun.
Alright, follow the sun.
Everybody come up over here.
We're going to get a move on in a moment.
not going down the road yet wait wait wait I'm really glad to see that all of
these are broken that is hilarious dude
that's so funny everything's sliding around the game hates this
all right as he said jump let's go follow the road follow the road
It's takes by a nose the longest nose
We're heading south out of Jova stay on the road
We're gonna go straight south now across this wilderness just follow the Sun you'll be good to go you see me on the map
You're in the right place
If you need to catch up, use your dash.
The wilderness, yes.
Now understand, we will be doing this again.
We have another travel, we have another boat to go with.
Everybody stop, kill the wolf.
Don't try to go around the wolves, just kill them.
need to get back on the road up ahead. If you see a wolf or anything else attacking anybody just
dismount kill it.
That's pretty sick. Why killing wolves? Because they'll break all the mounts.
Up on the road and we'll keep going.
Gauja 65 said got the potatoes peeled and cooking.
The ham is cooking, same with the corn on the cob.
Now just have to finish the chocolate pie.
I think I might die after all the cooking is done.
Wait a moment.
Everybody wait a moment.
God damn it.
God damn it.
There.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got people that are behind.
We got people that got left behind.
Turn around, guys.
Is the game broken?
Oh, okay.
There we go.
unless you're like right on top of us there we go
stream delay not fun we're giving orders that's where you're going to look for the
sun icon should be right there on your screen
waiting on red warm
to
guys start moving there's a couple of mounts that are just not doing it I'm
going to leave you behind there we go yeah move there we go there we go yeah
Use your use your mount dash if you are behind you got to keep moving
He's getting rid of the Sun icon, I don't know I don't know why the the game does this but you
Anyone in the group can mark and there's no like way to fix that
So if I put a mark on me someone else can just remove it
Which is stupid, but like here you go. I
Don't know why the game lets anyone do that, but it that's the case so
One shot by Wolf? Yep. Not much I can do about it, I'm sorry to say. It's why I was like everybody's got to move together.
But we went very slowly, no one used a dash, but then some people just didn't move.
Got to move together, move together. If you are at the back of the pack, use your dash to keep up.
I will not be using a dash. So I'm moving at the standard normal slow movement speed the whole time.
You guys should be able to catch me.
Yeah, you gotta stay with the group. Gotta go.
Pack of camels pretty much.
This reminds me of high-sec low-sec runs it is, it's about the same.
We may break the server with what we're doing, so do be prepared for that.
might break the game as you can see it's kind of shitting the bed okay stop here do not cross
that bridge do not cross that bridge stop it we're stopping for a moment do not cross
that Regie will die. Waiting for some people to catch up. We're gonna go around. Yeah, that
is an elite area. I think we can go off this way actually. Wait for it. Let me think about
which way we're gonna go on this. I think we'll go around this side. Yeah, we'll go
around this way. Everybody off this way, off this way.
If you see an enemy, immediately hop off and start shooting it. Here's the idea.
I'm going to forward the river up here.
Boop-boop.
Crossing server workers right now is a mess.
Yeah, Phoebe, it's we're going down over the river this way.
We just got to go around the Dargol states. It's dangerous that way.
All right, we're going across.
Jump and use your dash.
Guys doing great.
Keep it up.
Get the great migration, dude.
Follow me.
Don't go too far ahead.
Wait for everybody.
There we go.
Kind of crate gives sanctus scripts.
I don't know.
We're getting guild XP is the big thing.
Guild XP and money.
Everybody should have one XP crate and one gold crate is the idea.
So that way the guild profits and you personally profit, which is the best part
about this is to make sure that that you are making something out of this.
What I mean is the best craft to level up leatherworking? Oh I don't know. I don't
do leatherworking. I'm like a tailor and arcade engineer and alchemist.
Nice job, Phoebus. Thank you, thank you.
Phoebus is doing a great job. He's running cover.
Safe.
Nice.
Okay, we're gonna ford this river again.
Right here.
Oh, leveling leather.
We're gonna be self fashion clothes.
That's a good way to do it.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
to
take all these out
up
to help
us get pulled away by the river as funny
Okay, behind you guys. Hold up.
Need to keep going this direction. Keep killing those otters.
Is a great exodus happening or a fox up? It's a great exodus.
Hop off the mounts, kill those adds. Good job.
The idea is not to lose any of our mules as then we'll be delayed.
Off we go.
We're going to be going into the city of New Aila.
We will not be turning in crates in New Aila to be clear.
Do not turn in your crates. Do not.
I need your TTS up, it's goes into a queue like this.
Caffeinated Minds said hello chat and thaw.
I can't remember who it was but someone mentioned this game in chat earlier and I wanted to spread the word.
It's a cozy game where you play a ferret called Beans that hands up Christmas lights.
I think many goblins may enjoy this.
Yeah we've talked about it a lot.
everyone
We actually reached out to the developer and tried to get them on for in December
But they never responded like I really wanted to really wanted to interview the dev and talk to them because it was like
We run a ferret rescue and you made a game about Christmas with a ferret and it's Christmas
Right. I was like, come on man
Are they mad at us now? They just never responded. Some people don't realize that an email went
through man. They're probably stressed out because their game is just coming out.
Alright, everybody follow me. We're going into the city of New Aila. Into the city.
on the road, you will be faster.
Alright, when we get into the city, um, healers, I'm going to need you to look for damaged
mules and see if you can heal them.
Some people's mules are damaged, we don't want those to die along the way.
We will likely not have any more combat along the way, you know, unless we get attacked.
Which seems unlikely.
We'll see.
see if anything goes wrong. If you have fallen behind, please use the dash on your meals.
Maybe they thought it was a scam. Could be. Could have been a, you know, you never know.
Yeah, they could have thought that it was a scam, and it wasn't actually us. I don't
know. Oh yeah, they probably didn't even know I sent the email. I don't think there's
There's any negative there.
All right everybody we're gonna pick up the ember spring in a moment here.
So we're gonna go in here to the left. Just follow me around. We're gonna go pick up this ember spring.
There you go. Everybody get near this thing. Look at it.
Lick it. Lick it. Show the city it's yours.
There you go. Should unlock that.
You are not turning in crates here, not turning in crates here.
We're going to be meeting our contact in the south side of the city.
Do not turn in crates, do not.
You guys get a world tour today, man. It's going to be red.
Follow the shield.
You guys are going to be following the shield.
Are there any others? Uh, looks like a couple of stragglers.
A couple of stragglers.
They are inbound.
There we go.
Make sure you guys catch up. I'm gonna wait for you, sock. It looks like.
And I think we're good to go. Might be sock and air stuff and red worm.
Wait on you guys.
Oh, Red Room got underlaid, it's not their fault.
But they do seem to be stopping them.
Alright, we're in a good spot.
Everybody's doing well.
Yeah, do not use the follow command, guys.
Yeah, follow the sun in the shield.
of the shield. Follow follow follow. Yeah follow the shield guys.
And by the way, if you did fall off in the middle of this raid at some point
because you're mule died or anything like that, I'm sorry that happened. We can
always, we're going to run more of these, a lot of them. I want to make this
into like every couple of days we do this activity kind of thing. And the
The idea is that you guys get better and better at doing it until somebody else is also running them outside of me running them.
The idea is to get the guild used to doing this so you guys get better and better at it.
And there will always be a couple of people that get knocked off their mounts and shit like that.
Yeah.
We doing more today or just one? Don't I got? Should be more than one. Should be.
We have another boat. We can go a different route.
We're taking this one because Shield Knight in here is part of the Republic of New Aila.
Um, they got friends up north that they know, and they offered to do this boat for us.
We're gonna pay them. It'll be 15 silver per person.
So we're on the boat, we'll pay them there.
Yeah.
And it's a good way to meet new people in the game, right?
I've never met them before. This is totally new. New people. New guild.
This is how you make friends in these games.
And they're in the guild, or they're in the raid, rather.
Yeah, for those who are new to social sandboxes, this is an example of creating your own objective and meeting people along the way. This is what these games are all about.
Yeah.
Heh, all the way exploded.
Uh, try to make it single file, guys. Single file. You do not want to be on the left and
right side. Single file for everybody. I don't know how many of them there are. Good job.
Yeah, keep it single file. You don't want to pull ads here. You will die
The caravan yeah, we got a moving herds dude
We're taking screenshots.
If you're at the back of the line, please start using your dash to keep up.
Pirates have had a boat for now.
Yeah, one of my things is I'm going to keep running these until I have enough gold to be able to do that, so we'll be able to run them.
And then I'll get us a boat, and then we'll do this to yourselves.
Nice route for this, by the way.
I've never seen a route through the gendarme before.
I hadn't been down this way in the last phase.
It's freaking rad.
Single file, guys.
Single file.
of the shield.
The zone is awesome. I hadn't been out here at all.
Do not fall off the cliff, I will laugh at you.
I'll fall off the cliff, don't do it.
If Shield Knight didn't fall off the cliff there, I probably would have laughed super
hard, dude.
It was close.
I've seen some fall off the cliff they know they're going. Yeah
Shield made in what what just happened there. Okay, do this really slowly?
Slowly slowly
That was an insane thing to do.
We lost Gitaro.
Uh, resurrect them please.
We're losing a bunch of mules.
Okay, everybody hold up.
We're gonna wait.
What is this route, dude?
Get them raised.
Yeah.
back up off the cliff. Oh, yeah, you got to fall close to mountain edges. I didn't know
she was going to take us off the cliff. When you get res back up, pick up your crate,
pick up your crates, you may only get one of them. And you got to wait for your mounts.
We're going to wait 10 minutes.
It's unnecessary.
We're going to take it the road.
That's funny.
Healers, if you can get the heels out and try and get these mules back up.
I did just watch everybody walk off a cliff, which was quite funny.
Yeah, the ground stopped to fall for some of them.
It looks like some of these guys died, though.
Some of their crates are over here.
Do not attack random people.
Do not attack anybody.
Do not attack anybody.
You were off the cliff like backwards?
How much time do you have on your guys' mule respawn, Bedouin?
Should be 10 minutes.
If you need to respawn your mule, how much time do you need?
8 minutes?
Okay.
Stop attacking people in PvP.
Yeah, somebody here has flagged for PvP for some reason.
If you are flagging up because you're healing, you need to change your settings in here.
Hit game options, go to gameplay, go to combat, and go to PvP and uncheck all of those boxes.
You should never auto flag for BBB if you're healing again.
Do not break crates, correct.
It was a dumb idea.
Everybody group up on shield maiden.
Where's the shield?
Everybody group up over here.
We're going to wait.
Yeah wait.
Everybody wait on shield bait.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Whisper.
God damn this game dude.
I hate the whisper functionality in this game.
There we go.
If you bring two mules, if your mule dies, you can immediately get another one.
Such a ridiculous route, dude.
What are we actually doing right here?
Waiting for people to be able to get their mules back up.
Healers, can we get these mule- mules healed, too?
By chance?
Looks like some people are starting to get their mules back up.
It's good and useful.
Good shit.
Unchecking the two that require Force PVP will make it so people auto-flag?
I think it's either way around, man.
Because mine was like that automatically.
I'll require Force PVP.
Yeah, check them, rather.
Well...
Yeah, check those two boxes, not uncheck them.
I keep them off because I kill people, but if you don't want to flag for BVB, it's fine.
Yeah, my bad, it was the other way around, it's funny.
What?
If they didn't want to die in the video game, they wouldn't be flagged in the video.
Right?
All right, cinders, what's your timer on your mule?
Getting him situated.
Okay.
Sorry about that, by the way, cinders.
I didn't know that they were going to have us jump off a cliff.
Patron melon.
McFos, do you have an extra mule for Patron melon?
To be fair, I did tell you not to jump off a cliff,
and then she jumped off a cliff and then you followed.
So...
I was like, alright, well, I guess we'll go slowly down the cliff and then I didn't die.
You guys trust failure right now.
I did say follow the shield and you lemming off the cliff.
You guys are craftlings, yes you are.
How much time do we have?
I think Aristof needs one still.
Actually, it looks like everybody's good.
Looks like we're all good.
Alright, let's move.
Ninja looters among us? Shouldn't be.
If you didn't have two crates,
and you stole someone else's crate,
I will never know who you are, but you are awful.
Yeah.
There's nothing I can do about that.
It's an in- there's an infinite number of people in crates here, I can-
There's nothing I can do there, guys.
I wish there was something I could do about it.
It is indeed bitch behavior.
But I have no way to stop that bitch behavior.
You're servers down, do not- don't think so.
It's- might be Steam.
Steam was having problems.
Single file, guys. If you're at the back of the- if you're at the back of the group.
Run your dash.
It might have been another guild.
Ceiling crates, to be clear. It may not have been us.
Is the music on weird? No. It's just quiet.
Amazon Web Services is still playing up and Steam's suffering a bit because of it. Is that what's going on?
This is a hell of a route, dude.
Cinders and Dinte lost one each, it seems.
of
Do not go in the water yet
Wait wait wait, okay. We're good. Yeah, we're good go in the water
Follow them
Yep, follow the shield follow the shield use your dash
The route is big
You have to stack HP gear from mounts to suit scale with your max HP.
Is that what it is?
There's a payout soon, you'll see.
Where are you taking them? You'll see. Don't worry about it.
If people falling behind, I'm well aware they need to use their dash. I keep telling them to.
You gotta use that dash on cooldown, man.
Yeah.
Just gotta keep moving.
Whose meals are dead?
No, we should be good
Those are the back of Barler, how are the meals done exactly they could be on a mount then oh
If they're moving slow, that's why because the meals are dead. Okay
You and did they lost your meals? How much longer do you need until they come back because it's been over 10 minutes cinders?
You should be able to resummon it
because 10 minute cooldown on
And you guys lost him at 28 minutes until ads and it's 18 minutes to lads now they're up following now
Okay, good. I was gonna say I was like I got a timer for that. You should be good
Look at all these long boys, dude
Please there we go. Oh my god windows
any gold perks to leveling the gold up yes yeah we beginning larger guild size
and then also more regeneration more max HP and max mana
all right wait here wait here we're gonna wait we're gonna wait
Wait here at the shield, man, and guess...
Cinders, if just to be clear, if you don't have any crates,
you're not being charged. To be clear.
And if you do have a crate, you will be charged 15 solar.
You will make dramatically more than this.
You're going to make 1.5 gold.
You will be okay, promise me.
Do not make a diplomatic mess out of this.
Your mount done? F.
If you see a crate, grab it. We'll work it out later. Conquist has been stealing them.
You have your guild crate? Okay, didn't they? I will solve your problem. Don't worry about it for right now.
I know it's like a whole lot of I only have two left shoes right now, but don't worry about it
Just get the stuff that you can we're gonna get on the boat. We're gonna move
We'll handle it later handle it later
Just wait just wait
Just wait, I didn't tell you to get on that boat, you get back here.
Alright, everybody on the boat.
Once you jump on, get to the back of the boat.
Don't be all jammed up, everybody get on.
on the boat. If you fall, go and jump again. The reason you gotta get out of the way is
so that more people can jump on. Don't push everybody off. Try to just pack it in. As
best you can. Pack it in.
Don't stand in the back. You'll fall out. Okay. Everybody go to the front of the boat.
Go to the front of the boat.
Everybody front of the boat. Go to the front of the boat. Go go go.
Apparently, there's a bug that pushes you outside of the boat. Alright, everybody in the front. Everybody in the front of the boat.
Yeah, everybody in the front of the boat.
If you fell off, get back up on the pier, come back around.
Oh, that's very funny. There you go. I wish it was daylight out right now, dude.
10 people on you? What's up? We're kind of stuck. 10 up here? What's up? We need to split
people? What's up? Is it broken? I don't know what the boat mechanic problems are. I know
these issues with crossing server workers. When the ship sets sail. Alright, so if we
cross the server worker boundary and you fall out of the boat, you need to say things. Because
if you don't.
Yeah, basically do not go AFK.
Keep moving your mule back and forth a little bit.
Wiggle a little bit.
Say things in all caps.
Yell, say something in comms.
I know you guys are there in comms instead of raid ones.
So tell the comms if you fall out of the boat.
And then someone else in the group will shout
in in game chat to let them know to stop the boat.
Do not alt tab.
All right, we're setting sail.
Off we go!
Oh god, it's moving, see that?
Wiggle a little bit. Just wiggle a little bit. We already lost somebody.
It's very funny. Wiggle a little bit.
Just wiggle a little bit so that you don't fall off the boat
We have too many people on the boat weird shit's happening the game is not happy about
It's so funny dude
Yeah, if you if you start to slide just wiggle forward a little bit that's all you have to do
If you fall off the boat go back to the pier they're gonna bring another boat
Yeah, if you follow the boat if you fall off the boat go back to the pier they'll bring another boat there you go
I'm not sure if I'm going to get it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get it.
Xander, it's probably best that you can't move. You'll be okay.
You're stuck in the boat.
It's a 7-1.
Shitter's clog.
Hello, Bone Toothpick.
Oh, oh, there's a whole bunch of them back there.
Alright, well if you fell out of the boat, go back to the pier.
Good luck.
They're bringing another boat.
Please if you're in comms, let them know.
Actually, I'm just gonna hop in comms report.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
No one on stream can hear you.
Don't worry, I've muted it.
If you fall out of the boat, go to the pier.
Okay, yep, yep.
Okay, yep, yep.
Yep.
Yeah, if you are falling, if you are falling around inside the boat, and for whatever reason, your character is stuck in the boat.
Don't move.
Just let your hands off the keyboard.
And then just sit there. You're good.
this is hilarious
if you if you fell off the boat
go back to pier that's all you're gonna do
otherwise sit on the boat and don't touch your keyboard
this is some uh some scuff bullshit the server hates this
Goodbye, Wildman. You will be missed.
Okay, see you, dudes.
They're just talking about how they can see me whole butt on the discord.
Time for shanties.
Vibrating pretty hard, it's pretty rough dude.
The shanties have begun.
Oh my god, the severed cannot handle this.
I think this is like one of the biggest performance
things that they'll have to deal with.
It's like, there's just so much scuff
when it comes to this.
Oh, I am inside the boat.
This is probably bad.
Wait, we're moving. I think I'm alright. I am inside the boat. Just don't move. If you're
in the boat, just let it happen. This is so rough. There's a lot of butts down here. There's
a lot of butts hello cool editor man I can see the code yeah just just let just
let the boat consume you part of the ship part of the crew
this is this is rough dude this is so rough dude
Oh wait, when I'm talking local, it's good, yeah, part of the ship, part of the crew.
How many people have we lost?
Have we lost people?
Okay, if you fall off, just go back to the pier.
But it looks like we're like in a cluster pod and we're going.
See, this is why we're saying we shouldn't go from down here, but they wanted to.
We could go from Jova next time, I think, from up there.
Because it's like right there.
Yeah, Shieldman, what's up?
Can you fight Malds?
Sure, dude.
Done.
Done
If you can stand here, stand here. I'm inside the boat. I don't want to move.
I have a deep fear.
A deep fear.
Wait, are you hitting the rocks? Don't hit the rocks.
there's so many I could kind of see forward there's so many mule butts wait
almost is that me that's me that's me should I jump
Hey, so hypothetically, hypothetically speaking, I'm... I may be inside the boat.
Hypothetically, I kinda wanna jump just to see what happens.
all
all south fill up
all I got to jump I want to jump I want to jump
I'm not supposed to touch it. I'm not supposed to touch it. All I see is mule-ass.
We're in a good spot. I did tell them that we should have just gone out of
Jova to the safe spot up there and they were like no we're gonna go south
through the gendarme. I was like all right man adventure and then we jumped
off a cliff and some of us died. I didn't say don't fall off a cliff and then I watched
you all do it and I was like well I guess alright. That's cool. I'm talking to them
in comms right now it's very funny. FC did not say jump.
We're getting a second boat, by the way, so they'll be alright back home.
It does look like Sal fell off in the middle, though.
That is just kind of doing it.
Yeah, I guess, yeah.
They fell.
I mean, look on the map, dude.
You can see them back there.
doing it
good luck
I feel like we're in the the boats hold
They were saying, as the Republic of New-Aila and her allies continue to grow our Navy,
we'll be able to support larger capacity voyage.
Thank you for bearing with us.
And I said, as a part of your ship, I'm having a glorious time.
Merry Christmas to you too.
of the ship part of the crew.
The 8th gear timeout is quite long, they should be ok and I can't wiggle because we're stuck.
The other one that isn't done yet is split for 40.
The other ship?
Yeah, I mean the problem is we're gonna run into
server work issues.
They're gonna split passage between three to four boats
in the coming days.
That's cool.
I guess the Corsair can save striders that fall off.
They can jump back from the Corsair.
They can jump from the Corsair back to the Carrival, which is kind of a big deal.
People have been trying it out.
You're riding reindeer across the ocean?
We're on a boat, but the boat bugged out and I'm inside the boat, which is really
funny, but also horrifying.
There we go.
Part of the ship, part of the glue.
We stick together.
so many so many mules stuck in this boat dude
It's so funny.
Ugh.
Did you report it?
Did you report it?
Yeah we're going to.
We're going to report all of this along the way.
Yeah, that's me, that game rocks.
It's a very good game.
World underscore forge underscore gaming with 500 bits said ya hey Thor.
I am a long time viewer crossing over from YouTube, and am loving in December and all of the cool stuff you've done.
I just got back into gaming, but have never had fast or good hand eye coordination so I tend to play around that.
For a slow-handed gamer who likes turn-based games like Bellatro, Loop Hero, or Deck of Haunts,
what are your top game recommendations along those lines?
Oh, there was a bunch of them for Indie Sember that worked with that.
What was that one that we had that was like Bellatro?
There was one that was like Bellatro that we played, and I can't remember the damn name of it right now.
It was recently too.
No, no, no, no.
Not dog pile.
I'ma let you cook.
That's the name of it.
It's omelette.
You cook.
I'ma let you cook.
That one you might really enjoy.
It's blosher-like, but you cook an omelette.
Great.
One moment.
I'm gonna tell people what's up.
Hello.
I have news.
South.
Since you have fallen off the boat,
There will be a Corsair running by to pick you up in a moment.
That is the next boat that will be there.
It will move faster than our boat and it will catch you.
And it'll be able to get you in the middle of the water.
Alright, bye.
There we go.
Yeah, I'ma let you cook.
It's like omelette boulachrove, it's great.
Yeah, we took off from way down south.
I haven't even been down here yet, no.
I don't know why they did it.
I'm wondering if they didn't tell it made it so that this is the better route, I'm not
sure.
Alright.
Those of you who did not make it, your caravan, your mule died or anything like that, to be clear,
I'm going to run mules for myself for the next entire week and I'm going to buy a boat.
It'll be much easier for us in the future.
But now you all have mules, which is what you needed, and you understand how to build crates, which is also what was needed.
So I'm going to take that as a win.
I know that some of you did not make the journey because you weren't able to, but that's okay.
And we'll do more of these today too.
It's kind of fun.
They're going to get used to everyone taking a trip to set up an ambush later.
No, we're going to take different routes each time.
Yeah.
You never take the same route twice.
I can hold right-click and turn.
I think that's it.
We're making it.
We're going pretty quick.
Got a long way to go, man.
Where you going, man?
don't worry about it. We're going somewhere on a boat. Out of the vet visit
going great. Everything's normal. Everything's fine. We always have a
number of losses during the holiday season at the rescue and it's always
really rough so it's been pretty tough but thankfully all the ferrets we
brought to the vet are in great health so not too worried about it there.
Yeah.
Oh, we're turning.
Look, I jumped off a cliff following Thor.
I don't care where we are.
We're not going anymore.
You know fair.
In a boat?
Yeah, we're in a boat, actually.
We're not on a boat.
We're in it.
We're inside of it.
It's doing great.
It's doing great.
It's not like the spell shaders are optimized.
They keep dying to lag spikes when enemies use spells.
I've noticed that a lot. There's a lot of shader based problems with that.
If you are having that issue, you may want to clear your shader cache if you're running in video.
Yeah.
I think it's on the app data under Nvidia, remember it might be at data local in video.
Yeah, you've done everything client said that was recommended.
Really?
I don't know.
There's been a lot of problems with steam today, so if you're still having issues like logging
in or anything like that, that's likely why.
Oh, we lost another person.
Aiden.
F.
I can't believe Self is keeping up that well.
Let's push the move.
I see another one of you guys just fell.
If you need to move your character, don't wiggle, just hold right-click and spin so
then you won't get AFK.
That's it.
Yes.
Moving was the mistake.
Well, they'll pick you up. Don't worry stay in the group and then you won't you won't be lost at sea, you know
Okay
I'm gonna get a boat. I'm gonna I'm gonna work on it
All right
Mostly sixes will help you stay on the ship true
Are you sure there's a second boat? Yeah, they're working on it
They're getting another group out there that one will pick them up all up
I was talking to the shield maiden who's running
They basically what they're trying to do is they're trying to run a
Trade and transport guild for with boats, which I think is quite cool
They want to run a fleet and they won't have a Navy and that's the same thing that we're trying to do
And we're taking Brian barrel for it. We're gonna work and do trade and Navy for that
Would you get your shirt? I don't remember Dean
Yeah, I don't remember where I got this man. I
Don't know if it was in the mail. We got it at the store on the internet. I don't know where this came from
What if an enemy boat comes along somehow and we kill them
Yeah
But this is where we live we're sitting at 19% right now, so we're doing pretty good
Oh, yeah, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna jump right at the last minute that's true
Is there naval combat? Yes, there is. 100%
Hey, this is your second Captain Malz, what's up dude?
We had a lot of stragglers, but they should be in the raid with you, so you should be able to see them
We got Salph here, and we got Eden there. They fell out because they moved
It's one of the funniest things, it's like the server worker handoff, the handshake between server workers is still busted for boats, man
What's the inflight movie for this trip?
Sea shanties.
It's all sea shanties.
Did we grab an aftertangle?
All right, rock on.
What ship class are you running so that I can know this for the future for when we do
runs of this?
Because I don't know which one mules can get up on, right?
No, it's not a shirt that says that.
It says death by pizza, dude.
What's the matter with you?
Yeah, the movie is ship and mule ass and the music is sea shanties.
Welcome to the ship.
Of course, there's the best for mule and water.
All right.
How many can you guys transport on that before it starts to get buggy?
Because I think that's one of the biggest problems we're dealing with is just like it's
buggy as shit.
Because I'm going to be picking up a course error sometime soon.
Uh, I just need to run more, more crates.
I can get rid of it by the way, to let you know, Mr.
malls, a really good route to go from jovo is you can go up this way to this river all
the way down the river and there's no monsters the whole time and then you can leave from
here and then go all the way up.
So when we have Brian barrel finished, which is at 19% right now, we will be setting
up a trade route between jova and, and Brian barrel as a regular trade route.
So if you guys want to come with us, they can.
We need help pushing the island.
We've got a lot of people, but it's a lot of work
pushing an island, let me tell you.
We basically locust swarm the whole island.
Mine every node, pick up every plant,
kill every monster, we do it all day, every day.
That's why we're able to push it this far, this fast.
The fastest route to Jabba is through the hut.
You're funny.
Where was the map for a route to Brandeiro Island?
the safest way. So basically, look at this, we bolt, we go to Jove, right? You go around
all the way up to the mountains, down along this, along this road to here, go to the river,
and then travel the river all the way down. There's no monsters the entire way. And then
you're, you're in the ocean, you're scot-free, you just go.
Slowly chipping at the unicorns there, hell yeah. Also, the reason why we decided to
of this island malls just to let you know is if you look at this it's chainsaw man's head
spitting a lugi best island best island it's just a long way long way is good because the
longer way it is the more money you make like if we look at this we pull this up
We look at Brian barrel it'd be a gold 40 and if we go to CalTorum it's a gold 58 so
we can do either of those but Brian barrel is faster so Joe but a Brian barrel is one
gold 40 for every crate dude.
So when we when we have Brian barrel open in 80 more percent we can do that a million
times a day easy sell and that's the whole idea it's just run those like crazy
Hold up.
End of the toilet for 10 minutes.
Think about what you've done.
Hey, Moles, there you go.
Your GPU is fine.
You're 1660, but my CPU is below minimum specs.
Oh, that might do it.
The game is pretty CPU heavy, to be honest.
Well, does Plants Regoal, if you overharvest them?
Yeah, they do. They regrow. The one thing about trees is they start as an adolescent, then they become an adult tree, but the elephant ears that we harvest all the time, those do not have an, you know, adolescent form. So you just, you're just good.
You could say go in.
There you go.
Also malls, thank you guys for doing this, um, it's always cool to meet another guild
on the server.
We've been very active throughout the game's entire life cycle since alpha 2, I think phase
1.
It's been about 2 years.
So, good to see you man.
Eventually they're gonna add a scarcity mechanic that is correct, they wanted to, an idea where
you can over-farm different areas of the map.
Karamak with 500 bits said trash made here, away at Christmas and missing the convoy.
I think this helpful info might get missed, create certificates are tradable.
If you have a surplus, help out a fellow crew member who might be short on the next
convoy.
Anyways, happy trashmas fellow garbage haulers, Keata Sessia 7 Keata love
Malls is almost over to you guys if you're sitting at the uh the pier I'm gonna let them know
Hey, oh, if you are at the pier malls the other captain is almost there
You'll be getting on a ship owned by malls a MAW LZ and also self and Eden
They will be picking you up along the way
Yep
There we go
There's someone to hit the jump button. You hit jump we will be doing another
crate run after this we'll be going with a different captain that'll be Rymos
who is in the guild dude I want it I want to get like a shitty microphone like
One with like a really crappy filter and I'd be like,
and this is your captain speaking.
We're about to get out into open water,
so please don't jump and keep your arms and legs
inside the boat at all times.
You just do that the whole time?
But have like a shitty scratchy mic for it?
That'd be super funny.
FC did not say jump, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you can't see right.
This was your captain.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so funny.
Wow.
All right.
All right, let's report that one one sec
Gone
Oh and Wilson wow, wham
Well was that one someone who wanted to lose their kind of guess normal shit
all I can use the mic of my headset you're totally right
I don't know where it is I have this shitty like microphone attachment point but I don't
know where the hell the mic is
I'd have to do that that'd be fun dude
Shouts for shanties. Oh my god. You guys are shouting shanties
You guys are funny
Overboard damn another man down Jintara down if
There's a lot of mule butt happening, there's a lot of it.
Part of the ship, part of the glue.
For beings in booty, dude.
Doesn't the Xbox controller have a terrible mic built in?
I don't know.
I mean, I've got an 8-bit though.
I don't think that has a mic built in.
I might be wrong about that, but that might be funny if it does, I could use that.
No, there is no fast travel in this game.
Distance is defense, distance is advantage, social sandbox.
There is fast travel. My boat is really fast and traveling. Okay, fair. It's very funny.
Do all the notes still pretty much look the same? No. No. They go up another tier. There's a
couple different layouts of them now. I think there's quite good, to be honest.
Brian Barrel's where we live right now. We live in the middle of, well, an island, right?
We were promised sea shanthus.
Oh yeah, let me just get on that well.
We're sorry.
This means that you need to be subscribed to Thor Premium to unlock that feature.
Shit, I don't know what just happened.
Sorry about the camera, guys. Must have bugged out.
The pirate pass is real? No, it's not. It's not real.
You are subscribed to Thorpray Mint? What are you talking about?
Slowly but surely making a boat on the way.
Oh, people dropped crates onto the ocean floor?
Why?
Why did this happen?
Yeah, premium Thor is only for premium gamers.
That's true.
I have a quadruple A boat before I can unlock that.
Uh, I actually have boats.
Oh, you got kicked off the server.
Oh, that's balls.
Do you at least have your crate on your back, is your angel?
The horror dude.
oh wait it's almost daytime praises son
meal but there we go
hey man I'm uh got my reindeer it's a good day that's what happens when you
dismount yeah I don't want to dismount I don't want to do that
I've noticed that there's surprisingly less mules near me, which is, uh, concerning.
I have a concern.
I think I'm standing on the bottom of the hole.
I think the bottom hole has collision, and I'm standing on that.
I totally am. Oh, God.
Oh, that's bad.
Yeah, that's why we don't move down here. That's uh
That's horrifying is what that is
It's cool. Let's just not think about it. We just won't think about it. We'll never look
We won't think about it won't talk about it didn't exist. I don't think you're getting out when they well
I'll just jump when we get there
I'm really glad that there's so many good guild names on our server.
Like this one that's advertising this name to Rump Thumpers.
Rump Thumpers.
So what a great name.
Ratburger Live said oh god that poor boat.
It's pretty bad.
It's getting rough.
Ratburger Live said oh god I dropped my hat please stop the boat.
No, it's too late, it's gone.
It's a pirate now.
Nah, you're awesome, dude.
Thank you very much.
Seriously.
I'm only able to do the stuff that I do with the community because of you guys.
You make this community 100%.
So thank you very much for being here.
I'll see you in 5-7s.
Solvo trod with 500 bits said enjoy your pizza later today, take some time to relax.
Thanks for hanging out with us goblins today. Much love.
I wanna make a bacon fig pizza today. That's what I wanna do. I wanna do that. I'm so excited.
Spare melody with 500 bits said fun story. I'm pretty sure I'm the reason Ninecat was made.
I went on a rant in school how I hate necko girls and when people say NYA so my fiend
K had her friend s maker joke to annoy me and it exploded, making it so much worse, downside
was my name was in the old description.
That's really funny.
That's insane.
Bacon I get with fig?
Okay let me tell you right now, if you've never had a bacon fig pizza, don't hate
it till you ate it.
That is a delicious combination I did.
I'd say I need to go fix a problem.
Where are they?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Wait, are they still having feedback? Are we good?
And disconnect. Fixed.
As your angel was giving feedback in the discord, how do you slow TTS down when talking?
What?
What do you mean?
I have a button that I press.
ShadowDZX said, hey captain, Spike here, sorry I missed the fun today, going on 15 hours
without power.
Would be alone if I couldn't watch stream from my phone wishing you Shay the noodles and Chatter-Merry Christmas
Yeah, hard. I'm sorry to hear your way without power 15 hours is a hell of a time
We just had floods here in Washington where they were out for like a day for a lot of people
I hope you're safe wherever you are
It's nasty man
Yeah
I'm really glad that Phoebus is just shouting shanties and yell.
Mule indeed.
We are in the turquoise sea now.
It's a good time.
Okay, second boat's on its way.
Is your angel Jantara, Eden, and Self will be picked up?
One day you should play Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
That'd be awesome.
I'll be done.
Honestly, why not?
Like people keep saying that Black Flag is awesome, so.
Bacon and figs sounds odd.
I have to tell you, it's really good.
And it's just something about the way that those work together.
You could do bacon, fig and feta as well.
That's really nice as well.
It's very tasty.
It's such a good combination, dude.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
It's worth it.
Try it.
Yeah.
No, it's really good.
What is fig?
It's a...
Here.
A fig.
I think it's a fruit.
I think it counts as a fruit.
Fig.
It's a sweet, soft fruit from the Mulberry family.
They look real weird.
I'mma be real with you.
They look kind of weird.
I'll show you what they look like.
They look like gross inside, but they're delicious, dude.
And what you do is when you cook the pizza,
it roasts the fig a little bit,
and it kind of dries it out,
and it makes it kind of jammy.
They're really nice, dude.
They're really, really tasty.
No, they're like a fruit.
And it's like purple on the outside
and the inside, it looks, I don't know,
like an elder's horror.
But they're really good.
You slice them thin,
you put it all over the pizza, and you cook it.
It's so good, dude.
It's so good.
Spinach on pizza is good too, yeah.
But no, I like doing a bacon fig and feta combo on a pizza.
Yeah, bacon wrapped figs?
Exactly, see?
Now you get the, now you understand.
A bacon wrapped fig is really good.
It is really good.
It's a great combo.
It's something about the fig,
the way that it works with the grease
of the bacon just is phenomenal.
Do you know how a fig comes to be?
They eat a wasp.
Yeah, yeah, they eat a wasp.
Yep.
That's how it goes. Um, if you don't know how this works, uh, there is a wasp and it pollinates the fig and the fig goes mine and then it digests it.
Yeah, figs like pineapples digest proteins and uh, that's probably why they're good with bacon.
Gotta be real. Yep. That is wild here. We'll look it up. I'll show you.
Yeah, so they have an enzyme called fiscin, spelled F-I-C-I-N, which breaks down the wasp
body into protein, providing nutrients for the fig.
By the time you eat a ripe fig, the wasp is long gone, and the crunchy bits are just
seeds.
Though cultivated figs often don't need wasps, the symbiotic process, a classic example
of mutualism, ensures fig pollination, and the wasp dying inside the fig become
part of its nourishment.
That's not mutualism.
Thank you Google, but no, that's the wasp getting eaten by a plant.
Yeah, that's how that goes.
Just seeds, that's what Big Fig wants you to think.
The fig is not vegan.
I mean, by the time you eat it, it kind of technically is.
Right?
Think about it this way.
Lettuce vegan
You would say yes, right but it eats poop it comes out of an animal
It's kind of the same right the fig eats a wasp is it is it part wasp?
You have to choose for yourself that one right
Figs are vegan okay, pigs are carnivorous though
Right in front of my salad? Yeah, exactly.
Figs are carnivorous, dude.
You have to choose your own dilemma, exactly.
I'm gonna eat them. I love them.
I guess figs are technically a flower.
Kind of interesting.
Not technically a fruit.
Let me see.
Is a fig a flower?
Or a fruit?
I wanted to know more about that.
It's technically an inverted flower cluster, is what a fig is, that develops into what
we call a fruit, making it both.
It's a flower.
Yeah, it's an inverted flower cluster.
technically you're eating a flower that ate a wasp get some 3d printed meat
from Campbell's oh god dude that meme no Nathaniel has fallen off the boat the
whole room
Imagine giving a fig to a Victorian child?
Imagine giving a Game Boy to a Victorian child?
There you go, kid.
Play it by candlelight.
The pirate has made it to the water.
That's a long-ass time to sail.
They took a route that was less efficient, to be honest.
But it's something fun.
The community gets to have fun with it.
We get to, you know, be inside of the hold of a ship.
I was hoping we'd have a better view, but I get to see mule-ass and, well, more
or mule-ass. And whatever is going on up there. The deep fear. It was a fun rap, even if it
wasn't efficient. You're taking screenshots, great. I'm taking a screenshot of this.
Putting that in the guild.
Oh god.
Oh no.
I just put it in the guild news.
You left for a few minutes, the ship's almost empty.
No, it's pretty good.
We're all right.
We got dudes.
Climbed the mast, you know what I wish.
I love how the ocean is just shitty grids on the map. The mini-path looks not great for that.
Just lost five people, did we?
Yeah, we've lost a few, but there's another boat coming to collect them, like a Hoover.
So they've picked up one so far, and they've got three more to get.
So they're getting there.
How do you get node currency?
Doing quests that are out there, doing commissions, things like that.
There's also a certain type of crate that you can run that will give you a shitload
of node currency, like a shitload.
Has this been a three-hour tour?
Unironically, yes.
It has indeed been a three hour tour so far.
The ocean isn't shitty, that's a side effect from looking at too much mule ass.
You know you're probably right.
Yeah.
I think you're correct, to be honest.
A wet tree with 500 bits said with a bunch of mules on the open ocean be considered
mule tide cheer.
Yes.
Skipper would be proud.
Thank you.
Everyone, this is your, your captain speaking, I wanted to let you know that we are just
now approaching a three hour tour.
Good luck.
Just let them know in Discord.
Oh, it has actually taken us three hours to do this.
It's quite funny.
We'll do it much more efficiently in the future.
take 30 minutes.
When the brand barrel open ocean, everybody wave at home, blow home.
If you look to the east and wave, that's home.
Although if you look to the east and wave you'll probably fall off the boat or see Mule
Lass.
So, good luck.
I see nothing but Mule Lass.
It's great.
Great in the hold of this ship.
Let me tell you.
Yep.
Yep.
What happened here, Alan?
Oh, it's ours still.
We're just on a boat.
Doing a thing.
Yeah.
Mule asses.
Yeah.
We're transporting mule asses.
It's our primary export is mule asses.
It's important, it's important resource for the people of Brine Barrel.
This ship has two times uncommon sales.
We wouldn't recommend hire as disconnecting apparently to lead your boat.
Horrifying.
This $50 game, by the way, no, it's an early alpha, to be honest with you.
And two years ago when we first started playing it, the only area of the map was this one
right here.
And there were no boats, and nothing worked at all.
There's no grass on the ground, it was just kind of a shit show of crashing servers.
Now you have a massive area to play and boats are kind of new and they don't run very well, and that's about it, you know?
So, it's not really a $50 game. It's a $50 alpha that a year from now is going to look dramatically better considering how much they've made in the last year.
And how many advancements they've made in terms of the server not shitting itself.
What's happening? I had to leave two hours ago. We got on a boat and now we're going to a place and then a bunch of people fell off the boat so we got another boat.
And now that boat is picking up those people.
It's a lot of boats.
Also, there's a lot of mule lasses on stream.
Yeah.
A lot of my portals? No.
Ah, kinda. I can check that. Yeah.
and
Yeah, malls, um, it might be a little bit of our fault that they're, they may be mad at us.
and see
If you guys to test again giving time to bugs sure yeah, and if you don't like you don't have to play it
I enjoy it, and that's all that matters to me
You are a consumer. I am a consumer and we can do whatever we want with our money
And I have enjoyed this game for the last two years my dude turning in thousands of bugs and having a good time at the community
So to be a part of something, making it better, bingo.
We've been a part of it the whole time and the game is better as a result, you know?
What do you think of Delta Rune?
Awesome game.
Yeah.
Very, very cool shit, to be honest.
Yeah, nothing is fine on this game yet at all, either.
It's a lot better than it was a few years ago, though, like, dramatically so.
And to be real with you, if you don't like it, just don't play it.
There's a whole bunch of other emotes that are out there.
It's not even a big deal.
You want to play but pain is an 8 of 10? Talk to your doctor.
If your pain is that high, go to the doctor.
You ever try ESO? No, I never really play Elder Scrolls Online.
It's a long time before release. I'm betting about another year, year and a half.
Based on what they're doing. So...
Yeah malls the same goes for you
I think I think we should have diplomatic relations to that if you join our discord
I can set up a Diplo channel for you if you guys put in a Diplo ticket
We'll make sure that you guys have for waters now is 100%
You guys doing a great service for us out here
And we may have some enemies in common
I
Chronic pain needs to be at least 12 of 10 before I know just do this on good talk to your doctor if pain is that bad
There's a reason man
You put in your Diplo, but you never responded is there something I should worry about no it just means that I was busy
Let me go look at the Diplo tickets, man
Oh, number 97, got it.
No, I don't have a diploma ticket from you.
Are there missing ones?
Threads?
Oh, there's a billion hidden ones because this court's a piece of shit.
I love it.
I love when it's a piece of shit.
Oh, actually, a bunch of these were last active over 30 days ago.
Those are worthless.
Um, no, you didn't put it in a Diplo ticket, huh?
There's no Diplo ticket here.
Hell, yeah.
You have good resources or recommendations for learning C++.
Have you seen Roadmap.sh?
Have you seen this website?
Phenomenal website.
Check this shit out.
So you come down here, you can get C++.
You can click on any concept or idea that you don't know, right?
If you want to learn about this, you can just go click on it.
Oh, that one's undefined.
It's not helpful. Many of them are not undefined, and they will teach you all about that subject,
which is really helpful. It's a good primer for some information for you that you can go
and learn from. So I would use this as a starting point to find out if there's something that's
missing for you. But I think there's some missing pieces in here, which is quite...
Yeah, that one's missing. It looks like some of these are missing. Yeah, but there's articles
and stuff that are linked to it. And you can go into this and you can look up any topic
that you want. So there's ones like just computer science, Angular, Node.js.
You've got things for AI and data scientists.
You've got product manager, game development.
Like everything is in this and it's really useful.
It's roadmap.sh, phenomenal website, dude.
Really, really, really helpful.
And a little bit better than looking at mule ass all day.
Just a little bit.
You got two guild crates,
but I don't want anything for them.
This was fun and educational.
Well, I'm glad.
I'm glad you had a good time.
I know that some people didn't make the trip.
They died along the way, and I'm sorry for that.
Anytime we do something like this,
there's always gonna be people that die.
I could die on this, it happens.
And if that does happen, it's just a, you know,
you just do it again.
Do it again, and we'll go different routes.
We'll make shorter routes and things like this.
But this was fun,
because we got to meet new people, right?
And that's the whole idea.
It's like, it's fine to do something kind of inefficient
once in a while to meet new people,
forge new alliances on the server,
and have a blast, right?
You guys got to see the Jundark,
which I've also never seen.
So that was neat.
What is the ETA for Asventure?
Soon.
As you can see, they're still all over the screen.
So we're not done.
Eventually, we will be.
The Jundark.
Yeah, the Jundark is an area of the map.
Let me go pull it up real quick.
This is the Jundark down here.
You can see this. Most of it is wilderness because it's like PvP hell down there.
Basically. At least it was for a while.
I think they've gotten rid of the lawlessness of the era. I think they should have kept it though.
It was fun. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. Yeah, exactly.
I really hope they change the Vassal system because it's not fun the way that it is.
It's not a good experience for players right now.
Like if you look at the sand school desert,
Merileth has eaten four of the five nodes down there.
That's not fun for them.
MASH is a creation that looks blurry and yours doesn't.
I play mine in 2K and I play it on Cinematic,
which is the highest graphical setting.
Having a larger with rare resources
that is lawless would be crazy.
Yeah, I mean, we live in a lawless area for a reason.
And the reason we do that is because it gives
11.1% more luck when you're in that zone and 10% more experience.
Yeah.
Hooking the final riff.
What?
Oh, yeah.
No, dude, there's a lot of potential in this game.
And the thing is, is a year ago, there was so much missing and
now they have so much more.
Like we still have this part of the continent here too.
You see this?
I don't even know what that is, but there's this whole
area of the continent is actually another zone that isn't even out yet.
How many of you guys have not seen the map?
How many of you guys have not seen the actual ashes of Creation map?
Oh, guilds do constantly fight for territory. That is the thing.
And it's not just guilds, either. It's cities. No guild can kick you out of your home.
Which is the best part about this.
Waiting for it.
Waiting for it to load because their wiki takes 50 million years.
Why?
Why do you do this?
Please.
Oh, dear God.
Waiting for it.
for it. Oh my God, dude. Come on. It's taking 50 billion years. There we go. Finally. I have
to go through like five load screens to really get the damn world map. So the area that you're
seeing right now is actually Duns and Co. Mountains, the Fortunic Ocean, which is what
we're in right now. Kayla Riverlands, Jundark, and the San School Desert. This
area here is called the Turquoise Sea and that's where we live, right? Now the
interesting thing about this is you see this right here? We don't have that yet.
I don't know what it's called, but it's there. We also don't have this over
here. We have the Duns and Cal mountains and we don't have any of this.
So that is all missing and then Suzhouma is up here. Dracot Boar is
still there. The Umbral Sea between us, Trade Wind Sea. Pelagora is down
here in the side, Averic Ocean, and then the entire continent of Illyrium over there.
And so this area is launch day. This is 1.0. And then they're going to keep adding stuff
to this. But when we first started playing this, it was just the Kaila Riverlands. That
was it. And they've expanded out from that location across the entirety of the map.
And it's been really cool. So we have like most of this right now. Yeah. Why do you
purple and yellow hearts they're from our game herpo yeah uh the reason why is
because she is red green colorblind and she is our artist so since she can't see
that we chose purple and gold for a lot of the colors to make it so that it was
easy for her to see the game has colorblind options built directly and
you don't even have to choose them looks like the wow map no it's just
two continents by the way there's no fast travel there's no load screens so
like if you want to go from there there you're using a boat
It's a long way, dude.
It's a long way.
Not have all the map, not yet. They'll keep adding it, and that's fine with me.
It's a round planet? I don't know. It might be Flat Vara, you know.
How did the Guild of Van Gogh? We're in the middle of it. As you can see, it's a lot of mule ass right now.
the boats don't work very well so I'm stuck inside it it took a lot longer
longer than I expected all malls you're totally fine trust also remember the
underneath yeah it's kind of spooky down there it's not good it's not good
to the underneath of the boat. I can't move my camera anymore. Oh, it's bad. By the way,
that's not my primary discord. That's the actual pirates discord. The primary discord
is discord.gg slash pirate software. The secondary discord is the one that's pinned
in the pincom. That is just for ashes of creation. Well, the boat is, uh, I'm inside
of it. It's a problem. Yeah, we're in the bilge. Yeah, that's basically this, though,
as you can see the map here. And basically this is was it. And now we have all of this
Except for these up here. I really want to I really want to know more about this area because we look at it really kind of closely
It's like a really it's like a badlands area, right?
The same school desert is quite bright, but this is like an orange burnt color
So I'd be interested to see what that ends up being
And then up here is some kind of a mountainous forest area done some kill mountains is up there
but like
It's not as dark as the gendarme. So what is this? I have no idea
idea. Yeah, it's kind of like, it's kind of like Badlands here. This is the Sahara.
San's Claw is cool.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
But I'm really excited for this. And the reason why is they want to do
elemental, um, like environmental effects. So if you want to stay in
Suzhouma, you have to have like frost resistance to be there is the
idea. So that's the whole point, you know,
Andraka's boar is some other island we don't know anything about
What i'm excited for
Heligora is also another island we don't watch more don't know much about
Interesting the vortex in the desert. I think that's meant to be the sand school, right? I'm interested in that too
Does she mean see all me? No, I'm sujama. It's a j
Frostgrave fills is the only thing we know of here and there's like some kind of lava lands over there
Yeah, I'm really excited for this man. There's so much more map in the map
Suzhouma nuts great fantastic
It's pretty settled ashes is better than while classic I wouldn't say that
say that. I would say that Ashes is in early alpha and a very different kind of game. If
you like social sandboxes, this game might be the future. If you don't like social sandboxes,
this game will never be for you. Right? Is that going to be an ideal base for the pirates?
We like Brand Barrel. Brand Barrel's cool. Is the sandbox in the room with us now?
I'd hope they came made 20 years ago can be improved upon. I mean, yeah, they have
you like social sandboxes, but not liking the theme there. I mean, like you can do space age
theme and you can do Eve online, right? There's other social sandboxes like Albin.
There's even cool stuff like it's out there like, I don't even know.
Greyhack is technically a social sandbox, but it's a hacking of a mo right?
Yeah, it's built in unreals so they can add a shitload of stuff.
Runescape is not really a social sandbox.
Not really.
I wouldn't say that.
Kind maybe parts of it, but not overall.
Runescape is more like a- how do I describe it?
Yeah, it's ish.
I guess I would say ish.
It's fun, though.
Our citizen is getting to be a decent social sandbox dude. I want to like that game
I'm gonna be honest with you. I want to like it
But holy shit their monetization turns me off
It turns me off so bad
Like the shit where they put up like on their digital goods
They're like in stock on it like somehow a digital good could run out of stock like it
It's just gross tactics man. Like it just bothers the shit. I mean, but the game looks cool, you know
just all the weird like like bullshit FOMO crap they put on it just bothers the
hell out of me and the $64,000 shit back like it just reminds me of Eve's pay
to win shit you know I understand it isn't amazing game that's what I hear I
hear it's amazing and everybody that I talked to is like yeah the game is
amazing just don't look at their storefront because it's bullshit I'm
I'm like, dude, that's the thing that gets me every time.
Oh, yeah, malls, that'd be great, dude.
Anything you can teach me to, let me know.
Cause like I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be getting my boat soon.
That's my plan anyway.
You cry about expensive houses.
What are you thinking about?
Well, just because they listed doesn't mean you have to buy it.
No, but because they listed that way and they, they, you know,
are predatory in the way that they do their business practices as a consumer.
I don't have to support them.
And if that's like making you butt rustle because someone said that they
don't want to play your favorite game, you're probably a little too
emotionally attached to be honest with you.
Like I just, I don't want to play it because I don't like
their business practices and as a consumer, that's my right.
Like, you know, don't be so butt-rustled. It's Christmas. Have a good day.
You know, my hope is that eventually the games becomes good and stops having weird shit like that, you know?
Cause like, it could be a really cool game. It could be, but like, damn that direction is weird.
Classic Plus will be the future for some people. Yeah, I would agree with that
I think Classic Plus will be the future for a lot of people that really like that kind of gameplay and want to play a theme park
MMO, which is that's fine. Those are super popular. I just don't
Like them as much anymore. I'm a big fan of social sandboxes. Wait, can we move?
We moving
Hey
All right, lads everybody up on the shore
Yeah hold up. We're gonna pay the captain
Everybody jump make that gross grunting noise
The noise is so gross dude
FC said jump, jump, jump
of the
it sounds like a frog it does
the way where it's where is the captain shield man and a low captain
Everybody grab the Ember Spring.
Wait, wait, Shieldmate in the beginning of the Ember Spring.
There we go.
Anvil's Western Harbour Ember Spring.
Don't forget to jump to make gross grunting noises.
It's important. It's part of the travel.
It's so funny.
The sound is so funny, dude.
This was us in the bonfire career.
It's so funny.
So many lost.
Now there's a second shift, guys.
We got a second boat out there.
It's on its way.
Yeah.
We got a second boat.
Yeah, we got a second boat.
By the way, to be clear, when we do get there, please do not turn in everything right away.
I want to get a picture with everybody with all the crates and all that.
It does sound like Minecraft villagers. It does.
There's no sound, there's no music at it.
This is cool and it's super fun, but like this is, this is the idea of a social sandbox,
right?
Like we, we run a, an objective, we come up with the objective ourselves and we just
do it.
And that's, that's for us to define in the world, you know, and we're going to
level the guild as a result of this, at least hopefully.
We should have a lot of crates.
Everybody should have at least one guild crate.
know. So that's what we're doing. Yeah, crates miss. Oh, oh, server shedding itself. Welcome,
Welcome to the server shedding itself, enjoy.
I'm hearing a disturbing lack of mule grunting as we go forward.
I'm kind of upset about that.
There we go.
Thank you.
That's so good.
meal grunts, dude. Well, that's horrifying. It's my favorite. Imagine being this dude,
you're level 17 by the side of the road and a bunch of grunting meals go. What does that
That sound is the sound the mules make when they jump, you know?
It's so funny sounding.
I want to turn it up.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's great Glorpen, dude. Yeah, exactly.
I'm really glad we got Glorps going on, you know?
That's certainly a sad- it's my favorite.
It sounds like seals, dude.
Oh, is this out of their knees? I think it's their grunting when they jump, dude.
It's Glorpen. They're Glorpen.
It's so funny, man.
Oh my god, dude.
I don't know where the music went.
There's like no music out this way.
Weirdest heart murmur I've ever heard.
Yeah, we're almost there.
This is the location.
So we traveled all the way from down here.
all the way up here via boat.
And it took a while, but it's pretty easy.
It's a stomach after Taco Bell, dude, 100%.
Oh, is this meant to be funny?
No, it's meant to be hilarious.
Have some whimsy.
Whimsy, my dude, it's Christmas
and you're watching a stream
with a bunch of grunting mules.
You chose this, this is what you wanted.
Man's missing whimsy in his life.
Glorpen, dude.
An air of whimsy. A little bit of whimsy.
So funny.
Whimsy in this economy? Yes.
Is that a giant-ass rabbit? That's sick.
Yeah, next time it'll be faster. Yeah. It was a giant rabbit dude. It was a huge rabbit
the size of a man. It was like, you know those, you know, like medieval imagery where there's
like rabbits eating people and like carrying swords and shit. It was like one of those.
But it was about a little waft of whimsy, yes.
What do you mean, medieval imagery?
It's real, that's true.
We are almost there.
We need to find the location.
I don't actually know where it is.
I don't know where it is here.
I think we go up.
We got to go up.
Grunt back this way, gentlemen.
Glorp through victory.
All right, everybody line up, line up, face the road.
We're going to take a picture.
Everybody get up around me.
We're going to take a photo.
Both sides, both sides.
We're going to wait for the rest of our crew.
They are on their way.
Yeah, we got a whole crew on the way.
All you have to do is jump once and then all of them start doing it.
Oh, it's the grunts, dude.
Imagine if they're as easy as you're, I'll see this, I really will.
We've done this before, we covered an entire building in bears one time, we had the bear
cavalry of Palsian, man.
Alright, while we're waiting for the team, let's go turn in all of our crates, guys.
We don't want to run into a problem.
I think the crate person are they inside?
Where is said crate person?
Are they up top?
No, it's not that one.
This city layout is different.
My god, okay, it was a golden five silver per
And the guild crate one is up top all right
Now the guild crate is turned in up up somewhere else.
I don't know where it goes.
Guild commodity services?
It's gonna be this guy, huh?
There we go. Oh my god, there's so much guild XP.
What's up, nutmeg?
The Guild XP dude.
This is going to be great. This is going to be a big deal.
We're going to level it for sure.
Yes, she'll be in one moment.
Everybody line up up front.
Everybody line up up front.
Give me the tokens afterwards.
Let me handle this first, please.
Yeah, give me the tokens afterwards.
Everybody line up out front first.
Get your crates turned in, then line up out front.
We're going to be paying our captain.
There we go.
Game crashing.
Yeah, keep your, keep your, um, keep your tokens for right now, line up on front in
front.
If you lost your crates, do not worry about this.
They said that would be free travel for those who do not have crates.
Yeah, if you are on Mal's boat, please remember to pay.
That is important.
We're going to wait for them to get here.
I want to make sure that we do right by these guys, because they- oh, there's the music.
Suddenly arrived.
Uh.
What?
what we just crashed the server worker we crashed the server worker nice was
Is there a dev message?
What was the dev message?
Oh, god damn it.
I can't move.
Well.
Okay, the mounters broken.
I didn't even see the dev message till it was too late.
out of nowhere they did it great worst possible timing man all vendors just
disappeared in bonfire yeah make sure you guys get all your crates that is a
shit show
mounts is broken
nothing is working reach some in your mules get all your crates get everything
setup. Let's make sure that we get back to Kaltorum everybody. We want to pay them.
We got to make this right. Just because the devs teleported us doesn't mean we
don't have an obligation. So come with me, follow me.
The game will not allow me to summon Mads, so.
Yeah, get on this boat.
And hop up with them.
Yeah, Shield Maiden's over there. I'm trying to see where everybody is.
Whispers are not working.
Uh, Mauls, are you there? Can you let Shield Maiden know that we're trying to get everybody over there again?
Yeah, uh, Devs moved everything. I don't know if Maulz once is on the ship right now. Give me just a second, guys.
We can run up the beach. Yeah, everybody off the boat. We can run up the beach.
Yep.
Okay. Yeah.
We want to go right back to where we were. I don't know if anybody's stuff got left behind up there. I'm not really sure if anything broke.
There's 15 crates in the sea? Where?
I can't summon a map.
Okay, so I'm desynced with this server. You guys can't see me moving.
I can't summon mounts. Go into the ocean and go get the rest of those crates. I'm going to try a re-log.
That's rough
Yeah, go get all those crates guys what a rough rough time to do that dude
Oh man
Yeah, it's not good
Weirdest time to do that for sure
What did the devs say?
They said that they're respawning everybody and you might get teleported to a nearby node
and it teleported all of us to that gate there.
It's not good.
Yeah, I said you may get teleported when you're a settlement, but everybody had crates,
so it just broke everything.
I don't even know where I am now.
I'm going to wait for this to log in fully.
Not great.
You too far away? No, the game is busted. Okay, there we go.
All right, I am back in and my stuff is working out. Did you guys get all those
crates? You say negative and I think so. Do we have confirmation?
anything? If you don't know, don't say.
I don't see where the greats are. I don't even know where
they are.
Yeah, I'm looking down here. There's nothing under
who is my position?
Are you all are you in the red?
I'm not seeing you on the map, dude.
Oh, you're in a you're in a you're in a pile of you're in a pile of people.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah, that would be that would be why you fix that.
Oh, yeah, they're everywhere.
I'm gonna grab them.
I have a big mouth.
Give me a sec.
Please, game.
Pick up the damn crate.
There we go.
I don't know who's there.
I'm grabbing them.
Yeah, we just don't want to lose them.
All right, let's wrap.
We'll figure out who's they are.
We just don't want to lose them right now.
Ever loss of credit, don't worry about paying me.
That's not even their fault.
Shieldmater's been super nice.
All right, we'll head over there.
We'll get this fixed.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
All right, we're going to move into Kaltorum.
Just stay along the road.
Off we go.
Yeah, that's what happened.
The server had to be restarted partially,
and we got teleported away from town,
and it dropped everybody's crates into a pile on the ground,
which was not good.
It was a weird experience.
They have to do that a lot right now,
because there's weird bugs and shit.
So yeah.
You lost your guild crate.
You lead it up your mount.
I have two of them that got lost.
Don't worry.
On my character is, it's a guild crate,
so we're good there.
I was up this music is what it was supposed to be by the way the environments are amazing
up here make sure to use your guys's dashes by the way a lot of people aren't using oh
wait hold up everybody over here we're gonna go jump hold up everybody come back we're
We're going to jump on Malzah's boat.
Come back here.
So this boat actually has a ramp at the back
that we can jump onto.
This is the one I'll be getting for us
when we are doing our own runs.
Yep.
So then if somebody falls off, we can fix it.
Yeah, we come up here, get up on top of it.
We're good to go.
Nice job.
Yeah, this ship classification is the one that we want.
I'm going to be building one of these.
They're quite fast too.
Yeah, now you can see what we were trying to do was this.
But we, you know, the server was shitting itself.
Yeah.
Finally, no asses exactly.
But imagine like 20 people doing this
And then you generate like 150 gold, right?
And then we just do it again and again and again and again.
Like that's the way, to be honest.
To be clear to everybody, to be clear to everybody, we're going to be lining up
when we get there, turning the crates immediately because we don't know if the
server is going to shoot itself again.
And then line up right outside, we're going to take a picture and we're going
to pay. Shield made in 15 silver from each of us. So we'd be trading that if you lost
your crates, you do not have to pay. But please be honest about this. These people
have done really well by us. So don't be a piece of shit. That's all I ask. I'll show
you where. Yeah, I'll put a marker on myself. Yes, thanks. What's up? Let's do it up. Yeah,
That's a good idea. They're really good people.
Hop off, everybody.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, they get a homie deal. 100%.
Alright.
We'll hop back up.
We're gonna be selling mounts to them, and they're gonna be doing shipping for us.
We've got a trade agreement.
It'd be good.
Be stopping by Brandweirall on your way back to New Aila.
Fantastic. We'll take that ride back.
Make sure you're getting paid right now.
Is it worth it to buy right now?
It's kind of scuffs, but if you're okay with that you like social sandboxes. Yeah
My deguanas, yeah, we got a lot of those at home
All right, this is
You know...
But you know what is worth it?
Guild tokens, because they never go down.
I know it doesn't.
Now, what kind of crate is this?
What is this?
of the
ago
was either crate time to the turn and
Oh, if you have guild tokens, if you are in the guild, please use them.
If you're in actual pirates, if you are not, trade them with me.
Then I can use them.
You just throw the gildex me up
Yeah, they don't like us
I need inventory space, can you set it?
Yeah, everybody line up by the road real quick, everybody up by the road.
Single file along the road.
I need to use all these tokens.
If you are in the guild please just use their tokens.
They take forever
Okay, I can trade again. I have space now just takes forever
Here, have some weird potions.
One moment big sniff.
Yeah, 15 Silverage.
If you lost your crates you don't have to pay it, to be clear.
and
and
and
If you still have guild tokens, please trade them to somebody in actual pirates and then
they can use it.
It does not need to be me.
It can be anybody with their guild tag.
Iron Oceans is not, you don't have to trade them, anyway.
Shieldmater is the person we're giving 15 silver there.
Do not give it to anybody else.
What a weird experience.
I have to sit here and click every one of these.
This game is like RSI maximized.
That's a huge pet of mine.
I've clicked like 400 of them already.
Yeah, RSI is repetitive strain injury.
You have to like sit there and click every token individually and there's like a little
bit of delay on them.
Yeah, I gotta get the foot pedal up.
There we go.
Yeah.
Great.
No, you can't.
You can't multis.
There's also no multicell.
It's good.
Does anybody else have guild tokens? Anybody left?
We're going to go ahead and trade Mildivis with that.
We'll go from there.
Alright, getting all these set up.
That's another 400k right there.
Yeah, it will say that I'm busy for a moment because I'm completing a trade with a buzz
There we go go and try now Thunder Bloom try to trade me now bun
And if you have not yet, please give shield made in 15 silver please do
Adamo is now trading me.
Oh yeah, we have so many tokens.
Is this how I'm getting bigger?
Yes.
and
use rate chance and you'll
get a member you're in a city now you know
I think so
and
not to note currency crit
and
and
the lag is so bad dude i can't find the node currency great guy
okay yeah they just decided to hide it behind the church great
what a great place to put that you know
why would they do this
is
insane
and more island settlement we're not on our island right now we're in a different part of the world
we just finished a massive guild objective
okay where is shield man
All right, everybody line up at the front of the road,
get on your mills, stand up at the front.
We're gonna take a picture.
The big crate, the crates misrun.
Get close to me, as close as you can.
Side by side, try not to merge the models.
Jim, some YU sideways.
There we go.
Okay, screen shot is taking.
Now everybody jump.
FC said jump.
There we go.
There we go.
The grunting.
Yeah, good job.
Maybe.
I'm putting other photos and guild news in Joyce's game.
The grunting.
Good.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, I was in the boat the whole time.
Okay.
Where did they go?
Can't see shit, Captain.
and
all cases different boat were to be taken that one, later
all case of not yet
were shielded
and should be doing
There you go.
Ugh, come on, game.
Oops, absolutely.
Thanks for not leading us into a death trap and stealing all of our crates.
except for the time you threw us all off a cliff. Yeah, that was a... that was that.
Alright guys, we're gonna head back down to the harbor.
Off your mules and go and get on your normal normal mounts if you got a water
mount water mounts gonna be the way
dwarf lands pretty sick well there'll be a stream tomorrow too of course yes
stream every day this month now and tomorrow we're gonna get back to doing
indy sember as well so be showing off a bunch of indie games and doing
interviews with your developers as well should be a lot of fun
if you need the ship get on the ship if you need the ship get on the ship if you
have a water mount get in the water with us we're likely gonna be entering PvP so
do keep that in mind stay frosty
kind of wish you didn't see family today it was a tough day it's okay it's this game worth
it coming from mostly wow and guild wars 2 the combat from guild wars 2 will be very
similar to this game's combat a lot of interaction between different characters a lot of good movements
in that that feel very much so like guild wars 2 so if you used to go to worse to combat
you'll be used to this immediately.
In terms of World of Warcraft being like this, not even close.
It's more like Eve online or Alvin online,
because it's social sandbox.
We're good.
By the way, to let you guys know, we gained about 10 million experience for the guild.
Yeah.
Yep.
So, we're at 26.5 million right now, we're at about 16 we started, so it's about 10.5
million right now, which is great.
Really good run, and by the way, in the future when we have a boat, we'll just be doing
this run from Jova, direct over to here, and so we won't go all the way around
the Jundark like we did, but it was a fun tour.
10 million exp there's those love you it was fun super fun
billion no million
Let me see it.
Nice.
Yen.
Thank you, Dix.
Make sure they put in a, make sure they put in a Diplo ticket.
We can make sure that that works.
Perfect.
Good deal.
Yeah.
More people we can get out of the blind barrel the better.
We push that note the faster we win.
Rock on.
Very good.
Alright.
Head back to Brand Girl, guys.
Getting close to a brig.
Butterfly flew out to Grimmy.
Nice.
That is the way.
Can we have fun playing Ashes casually? Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's ever a problem
with that. I mean it's one of those things where you can get lost in the world or just
spend a little bit of time on it. Like you can play even online casually if you want
to. Some people say that it's not the right way to play but it's a social sandbox so
you set your objectives and the way that you feel about it changes how you interact
with the game. It's all down to you and what you think is enjoyable, right? If
If you're judging your experience based on what other people's progression is, you will never have fun in a social sandbox, ever.
It's not that kind of game.
Cause, yeah, you can do anything. That's the idea. It's like, what do we do today?
We got a bunch of people together and we drove boats with meals on it.
But there was no quest for that. We just did it, right?
Now we're going back to our island that looks like a head.
We didn't have a quest for that. We're going there. We're gonna go farm it, you know?
You buy mounts from another player?
mounts are based on the animal husbandry skills so tix actually makes those and
then we buy them off tix or we you know tix gives them out yep speaking to that
it's enormous yeah we're going here yeah today's objective was the grunting
it worked great we got about 10 million experience of the guild no we got
more
Hey uh we're at 27.7 million experience in the guild now so we gain another million
That's great
Are you guys getting shot at? Where?
That's good
Any similarities to Voxel as the logistics?
You will find similarities between those, but I think Voxel is a much more mature game,
meaning that it has been around long enough and its systems are much more defined.
Ashes is an early alpha.
This is the worst the game ever will be.
A year ago that was the same.
A year ago that was the same.
It has only gotten better every day that we play it.
So that's the thing that's most important here is like...
I think a year from now, two years from now, this game is going to be boss.
It's already very fun, but it's just going to be boss.
Is this a PvP area?
Yeah, if you ever see the purple cross swords, that means we're PvP enabled.
It's a lawless zone.
That's late alpha.
I think we're in kind of mid ground alpha.
They still have a lot of systems that just don't function, dude.
So we played it early alpha, and now this is more like mid ground alpha,
like almost beta.
You're kind of mid to late alpha.
Yeah.
except for when they borked the economy, that sucked, yeah.
We're on mana team 6, that's great.
Our glorious mana thieves dude.
What server do you need on to be in our guild?
Neth is the server that we're on.
Damn dude, 28 million.
28 million.
3 million more so we've gained 13 million so far from this run because I think
we're sick nose 12 million because we needed 16 million for last little next
one's 31 it costs so much each time you know like almost doubles it's insane
I'm not sure.
Huh, alright shit.
This was a blast.
I didn't call my grandma there.
I need to call my grandma there.
I need to call my grandma there.
I need to call my grandma there.
I need to call my grandma there.
He said hello there and happy holidays to all.
I was recently tasked with a cursed quest to record a sea shanty.
Yeah?
I am pleased to report that the music is recorded and final lyrics are written.
Boss.
I have scheduled a crew of people to assist with singing it, because what's a sea
Shanti if it doesn't have a crew of pirates singing it. Okay, that's okay. I was hoping to have it done for the holidays
But everyone was busy there
I'm hoping it will be ready by new years
Since I am a dunce where will I be sending the files to complete the quest on our discord?
You put in a cursed quest ticket. It should be at the top under requests, and then you'll find it there
That's red.
Jay Sycoe said hi Thor, I know we're still finishing the Indie Sember marathon, but I'm curious
if there are any charity events planned for January.
I know we raised like 200k or something last year for humane animal people, was curious
if there is anything upcoming less than 3.
Maybe, maybe, you have to wait and see.
There might be a thing that we're planning.
Goblin underscore scout underscore seven seven seven seven said hey Thor, in the discord
I am set to gild the enum block from making a Diplo ticket for the Church of Beans, Matt
said you would have to edit the channel as he doesn't have perms to do so.
Church of Beans? I'll figure it out.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Oh, Anti-Real getting stolen from again? Yeah, dude.
Actually insane to watch.
Anti-Real's art always is thefted, dude.
Like this is the person that Bungie ripped off for Marathon
and now their art is now on this random product from Power A.
This is their artwork and it's on the controller.
Just constantly, this person is constantly stolen from by massive corporations.
They just take their art and put it on products.
Same shit that happened with Marathon, exact same artists.
It's insane to watch dude.
Because their art is so unique and interesting and studios are like, let me just steal
that and put it on shit.
Yep.
Blows me away dude.
This is me off like you wouldn't believe.
Oh wait, I should probably go this way.
That sucks. It really does. It pisses me off, man.
that chat is in a time, holiday loop. They pissed off an elder god called Yog Sofoth whose
domain is time. But given the what it usually does, chat got off easy. Look up the hounds
of Tindalos and yes this is another attempt to get you to look up Pathfinder lore ya brouse
picky brouse.
I see what you're doing. However, as much as you want me to play Pathfinder, I have
Lancer now. It's too late. It's too late. It's already over. Giant robots have me.
Yeah, I got my book. I got it from Amazon for $29.95. It's cheap as shit.
I've been reading to the book and it's a lot dude. Yeah, it's a lot. Do you know how,
do you know why I got into it? Because I read Kill 6 Billion Demons. It's my favorite,
My favorite, um, like online webcomic love it, dude.
And I was like, wait, the art of that is the kill six billion demons.
And then I looked into it more and I was like, Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
And it's been amazing.
Um, one sec.
Malls, are you there?
Can you hear me?
Mr.
Malls.
Oh, malls arena.
Is it just great different from the main discord?
I joined the main discord.
The main discord is discord.gg slash pirate software.
The secondary discord is the one that's pinned in my channel on the top.
That one is for actual pirates for ashes of creation guild.
That's the one you want to join to put in a Diplo ticket.
The other one is just the community discord with like over a hundred
thousand people in it.
It's massive, but this one is only for guildies, that kind of thing.
And there will be a Diplo ticket section for you at the top.
You just put in a ticket there.
It'll enter a ticket system and then I'll answer it and set up a channel for
you.
That guy's head is on fire. You're gone. It's not good.
Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a lot of fun. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
Janak attack said hey Thor, noble shepherd of ferrets and goblins. Just wanted to wish
you a happy holiday and say thank you for being a calming voice in my ear while I
navigated being a new dad this last year. I found this community shortly after my
daughter was born and I have come to rely on it as a place to chill and
decompress when things get crazy. Hell yeah man. This community is incredibly fun
and positive and I appreciate you all. Well you're awesome and thank you very
much. I'm glad you're here. And congratulations on making a smaller goblin.
Horrifying, truly.
What a day, dude. What a day.
Genda won pH with 500 bits said Yarchere 500 Lord Thorinthon, longest of lemons, king
of goblins, keeper of cobalds, master of ligma, wrangler of fuzzy noodles.
I posted a hollow knight TTS yesterday and had to leave way before I heard you listen
to it.
You wanted more info about HK's trials and tribulations.
Yes.
I got M. Posting on Discord since TTS is a little short for the receipt post.
I will skip the link, but I will go and look at it. Yeah, where have you put that?
Thank you very much, I'd love to get said Merry Christmas for the ball King on this holiest of days
My name that you have five appendices
Have a ball next year as well
You're awesome, dude, thank you very much
and
we are 1.3 million away
from leveling
that that run almost level this completely
a lot of server problem and then the route was kind of weird and like everything else went along with
that we've got an optimized route now i'm going to work on getting enough gold for myself to
get us a boat basically and then we'll go from there we'll do it
a lot of them just disappeared because the the server teleported us too it was broken
I got people in the discord.
Another run three hours later.
Oh, I could use that.
That's sick.
That one I'll give over to, uh, Harbuck.
Hmm, what the hell happened here?
Whose stuff is that?
Supo.
Just had a crate drop it, F.
Yeah that was a blast. I hope you guys had fun. Make sure to go out and locuswarm some
stuff because it's how we push the node. To be clear everybody, the node is now at 19%.
Please push the node. Go and loot things. Locuswarm. Have fun. I'll see you all later.
All right, I'm gonna end the stream cuz I gotta go call my grandma my dad
Beach or some Iraq said Merry Christmas, Mr. Thor and all you goblins. Merry Christmas. I hope you all had a wonderful day
Thank you for streaming. I am currently sick with the kiddo
Speaking of I've watched enough to where she calls you uncle Thor so congrats on being an uncle
That's crazy
That's wild dude. I hope you're having a good day and thank you very much and
and good luck and have a wonderful Christmas all of you and it was wonderful hanging out with all of
you and thank you thank you for everything more than you could possibly know i'm not uncle thork
god damn it can't unironically call me onk uh i'm sitting in the campfire so hot right now dude
you guys have a wonderful day i'll see you all tomorrow i'm gonna go rid the ferrets
Boop!
Uncle Four, oh god no it's not, no not Uncle Kitten, god damn it.
Why is this happening?
Why is it like this?
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.