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02-04-2026 · 11h 23m
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I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Why hello?
He speaks, yes.
The AI speaks, no.
I'm not a thinking machine.
Definitely not.
Sorry about yesterday, by the way.
I woke up and I was like, I feel like shit.
I need another hour.
So I went back to sleep
and then I woke up again and I was like, nope.
I was like, this is not it, dude.
I have a gigantic cup of tea today.
It's a good day.
Technically you are a thinking machine? Nooo!
You played Deadlock recently? Oh no, I have not. Not even close, man.
I played it like really early on, and I played it dude, it was like a lightbulb guy, and that's fun.
The truth is that Thor is an LLM, you will never prove it.
Can we get Thor's LLM to become the Muffin Man?
If I was an LLM, which I'm not, I would definitely have safeguards to stop me from turning into
the Muffin Man.
A feel, a feel like that, would be true.
what an LLM would say? True. If it had safeguards, it would probably say that. Give me a recipe
for cheese bread, go watch Onagiri's video about it. Cause we had a, we had a, like a
collab a while then.
You know the muffin man?
The one under Relight.
I just launched my first game.
I don't know how to market it.
May I share it here?
Go to our discord, discord.gg,
slash pirate software.
Go up to the channels and roles,
choose Game Dev,
and then put it in the advertising channel in there,
showing your stuff off.
Show it to others, get some feedback, but if it's not downloaded through Steam, you're
probably going to get some funny looks.
Finally got your shirt, you're wearing it.
I've got mine yet, it's the fourth, supposed to be here on the third.
What is the entry music set list?
This is all from our game heartbound, man.
Every song?
We've got 101 songs.
Little strawberry straw berry done get the game set up real quick and fixing block
game
I'm sorry back up
The game is compiling shaders, it's taking 10,000 years.
And it's like very aggressively slow.
Alright, the dune button has been pressed.
So we do change the actual stream to this area.
Good.
Everything's working.
Good morning, good morning to you.
It's still compiling shaders, holy shit dude.
Alright.
It's working.
It's working.
Also, for those who don't know, I am a very big Dune nerd.
I will tell you all things about Dune, whatever you want to know.
I will Dune it up.
Yeah.
I'm like a huge, huge Dune- like here, um, this is- this is from when
I was a kid. It's Baron Harkinen. That level of doon nerd. Very, very large doon nerd.
Yeah. Why are the worms so angry? They're not technically angry. And they're also not
technically worms. Would you like to know more? How far do you need to read the
books? Yes. Yeah, they're actually a colony animal made up of many tiny animals. Yeah, that's
why you can't kill them unless you electrocute them or submerge them completely in water,
which is toxic to them. They're actually a colony of millions of little dudes. Yeah.
So we're going down soon?
Why?
For how long?
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't say that to me.
One sec.
I have the wrong thing set up.
I don't know.
Dude.
We'll take a minute.
One sec, I have the wrong thing set up
Dude, we'll take a minute
Top right in 27 minutes. No one hour
Whatever we can get into the server first try some stuff up
I'm gonna send me the password earlier. I need to go turn on my base anyway
the
cold damage from those
That's weird.
Not it.
Alright.
Trady's nuts.
Always.
the
Well, your signal, grifted for a moment.
No matter.
A thought occurs.
When the Sardikar began their purge, many Fremen were slaughtered.
The ones that were not abandoned their caves, leaving valuable resources behind.
Valuable resources that just might contain the makings of a steel suit.
I like steel suits.
Their ghosts will not object very good. You're there count Fenring wants to talk to you
And it's never a good idea to keep our dear Fenring waiting come to me and Harko as soon as you can
I have a ribbon for you kittens
No, I've been trying to find a moment to contact you, but mother is relentless
Luckily, she's distracted by social events so I can get out of the palace for a few hours
Can you meet me at the solution bowl in Ericine same table as last time?
I've crossed the Vimilius gap or why are there so many quests shaking my unwanted followers
I'm afraid I must delay our reunion until
Well, I fear drastic measures might be required
But fear not off-wilder. You've come this far alone. I'm impressed
You're a long way from that new link more. I dragged from the wreckage of the Proteus
Listen, you'll need a vehicle to cross the sand with the Paranorth and reach the gap
But vehicles require components that aren't created here. Is this every single question again a long history off-worlder
More than you might imagine
some things like the imperial testing stations contain echoes of the past
Can I skip them? I was like a pretty sure I've heard this
Just be careful. Why is this bug real?
Beacon for all kinds of stuff. Okay, so they didn't really change this skill tree
You're now the proud owner of an impaired. Can I just relaug? Will it go away more of a sub sub subfeef?
But it's enough for now
Get your construction tool out and get cracking. It's not a shelter without walls and a roof without a still tent
You're easy prey to the sandstorms that sweep across the desert
Those storms tear flesh. This can't be like this
I have to reset my skills? That's a little great neat dude. Like this all looks like it's
still active, yeah.
for what the desert has in store hone your skills and harden yourself to the violence you must do
to survive the death the devs suggests respect will sharpen you really let me like to see what i have
first you could be fremen territory but the war of assassins was like broken like now the
sector is crawling why do i have a point in this fighting over the scraps of imperium technology
left in the wake of this so-called noble war. But that's to your advantage, people of the world.
Yeah. Allow them to do the hard work of gathering the salvage and then take it from them. Don't
hesitate to kill them all. They would do the same to each other. All the circumstances left the
pain scattered all over the sector. Salvage metal from the wreckage with your cutteray.
And taking screenshots. I cannot believe that it's recapping every goddamn quest
What I mean, dude
What I mean, dude
And I wanted to say anything stop speaking
No, you're not.
I think this happened.
This is happening.
I'm just kind of amazed, to be honest with you.
Like I'm actually really really amazed that they managed to screw that up somehow.
Is it done? Okay, it's finally done.
Can you restart the game? Yeah, but I'm getting all my stuff.
I need to get all these layers first. I just, I'm just kind of amazed that they
screwed, they managed to screw that one up. Like I don't know how you screw that up.
That's like insane to me.
But here we are. All right.
Reattribute skills.
Yes.
Now I have 189 points.
And now we'll go back to this and go to my planetologist skills.
And that's not the one.
We'll go to our mentat.
Where's my mentat stuff?
Mentat Arena.
Yolk.
And then, restricted until a second ability has been obtained.
And then this one's going to be our shigawire.
That'll go there.
Actually, it'll go over there.
And then we'll do one, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two.
Excuse me.
That bug is still in?
Oh, kind of annoying.
And then we'll go over to this,
we'll go up to our turret, grab this.
Yeah, that bug is still there.
Grab that, leave this alone for now.
Go over to planetologist.
Did they make any of these any better?
Cause like some of these were just completely worthless before.
Like Spice Surveyor just didn't matter.
Did they fix that at all?
Do we know if they changed that anyway?
We're back duneing yet, don't think they did.
That says Chronos, yeah I'll ask Chronos about it to see if they change any of the stuff that
like matters because like there was a lot of talents on this list that just did nothing
And they really needed to change them.
Get rid of that.
We don't need that.
We do need this.
There we go.
And we need this.
And we need this.
one was completely useless. So this one is insane. The reason why this one is insane
is because you cannot become spice pression while piloting a vehicle. But this is only
active when you're spice pression. So you have to jump out of your vehicle, become
splice pressure and then jump back into your vehicle. It doesn't make any sense.
Okay, that's fun. That's done, Zo. Now we can go back into this one. Let me see.
see. Okay, that's all done. We don't care about that one anymore. Get rid of that. Get
rid of this. We need to go to the Bennett Jesuit one and the Swordmaster one. For this,
we are done so. For the Swordmaster, we have one point in the charge because we
We have to get rid of that.
I quit that, please.
And then all of the stamina forever.
There we go.
Free stem.
All right.
Get rid of that one.
And then for the voice, we have our bindu sprint.
And we've got three points in recovery, three points in sun tolerance, because that's hilarious.
One point in trauma recovery, I think, yeah, it's just one in that, and three in vitality.
And then, I think that was it.
Yeah, I still have 8 points left over, so it had deleted like a number of points off of me, it looks like.
Yeah, that was weird.
I see one of your recent shorts, comments.
What's up? Are you looking for a game to replace AOC with? Did you try Albion?
So, I've tried out Albion in the past and I found it to be like really heavily paid to win.
Um, is that different in any way now or is it just, is that just it? It's just what it is.
There we go.
That's a T.
What if the Sun Tolerance headpiece is fixed now? I don't know. We can go test it.
I'm betting that it's not.
I'm betting, I'm betting somehow in my heart of hearts that it is not actually fixed.
I need to recalibrate my brain, where am I?
Okay, we're good.
Oh my god, it's completing all the journeys at the top.
Even though I finished those ages ago.
them. Nice. Well, the power is met. Perfect. The rapier is different, though. Oh, oh, they
They changed it. Look at what is that?
They even changed the model.
Alex Pick doesn't look the same.
No, they changed the model on that entirely. Look at that.
That's sick looking now, dude. That's really sick.
Yeah, that's not a, that doesn't look like that anymore.
It looks like a sword.
Did I skin that?
I might have skinned that.
Did I customize skinned that?
I did customize skinned that.
Okay.
That's what it's supposed to look like.
It made it the sword of Seven Sorrows.
I forgot you could do that.
There we go.
All right.
Yeah, that graphic that they have, that flourish thing there.
I don't remember that being there before.
Thufir still feels the same.
My drill shot still feels the same.
Gunplay's still about right.
That feels good.
The right click is different.
It is. Yeah, that's completely different.
It like pulls back.
Bezos Harkin is still there. Very good.
It's a lot of tea, you goddamn right.
There's a lot of me, so I need a lot of tea.
Glad we have this talk.
Left click is a peri attack, right click is a peri step back.
That's cool.
I like that.
Hark zozoop, no it's Bezos Harkonnen.
Yeah, Bezos Harkonnen.
I need to go turn on all my windmills and then fill them with lubricant.
Okay, these ones are all running.
I had turned off the entire base to go into dormancy mode.
Have you heard of the Windy Smash?
What does that even mean, dude?
This is going to be a D's nuts joke.
It's gonna be the Windy's nuts, dude.
Come on, man.
That's a- is that a euphemism?
Obviously.
Yeah, exactly, Windy's nuts.
It's like 10 Ligmas.
reactivating the machines there's so many machines to reactivate dude oh my god wait
it. Alright. Did they ever make it so that I could actually, like, use the crawler to
be able to get sand instead of spice? Did I ever fix that? Cause I know that was like
a theme for a while. Not yet, still. What has changed? It seems like they're prioritizing
new content instead of quality of life shit. Everybody wants it? Dude, yeah, 100%. There
was like a lot of quality of life shit we really, really wanted. Skills and weapon augments?
Well, the skills are exactly the same, and I don't know if they're working. There
was a lot of bugs before. It looks like they fixed some of the tool tipping, which
Which is nice, because like, if we go to my skills real quick, and we go to Planetology,
you can see that this says Vehicle Cut Array Yield, and Handheld Cut Array Yield, it used
to just say Cut Array Yield, and people used to get it, which was, like, not right.
Like, it was incorrect.
So all these are turned back on.
Let me go turn on the rest of my shit.
Do you haven't unlocked the new skills stuff?
I have not unlocked anything yet, then.
I'm still turning all my base stuff back on.
I have a lot of base to reactivate.
If you're having a delay in audio, restart the stream.
That's a twitch-led bug, man.
You finally saw the dude movies and it was awesome.
You gotta watch the originals.
You gotta go all the way back.
All the way back.
Yeah, you got it. It's a twitch bug yet at five minutes
Okay, I think I've got mostly everything on
What is missing did they make it so that the filters now turn off when your water is full did they at least fix that?
Because that was a huge pain in the ass
They did do that. Oh my god. I I requested that so many goddamn times
Good. I'm turning them on. I got fixed ages ago. Thank God. I was I was complaining about I was like,
come on man. Like you got to do that. I complain about it so much. Alright. Machines are running.
Um... Shields are up.
Does this thing actually have...
Okay, it's got those.
Water capacity's going up. Everything's cool.
Everything was good. Particular filter's going.
Um, am I missing anything? Okay, this has been deactivated.
in. What else do we need? Trying to see if there's anything else that's missing in here.
What's the big change? We're going to find out. There's a whole storyline. For one hour,
the server's going to go down in about eight minutes, and we're just going to chill out
during that. We'll just hang out. Probably switch it over to just chatting and chill
for a little while. Or we can just talk about Dune, because I'm a giant Dune nerd.
We can go look up lore and shit.
Is the endgame still a giant sand field?
With nothing interesting in it?
I don't know.
That's what I'm hoping to find out today.
I hope it's not like that, but it totally might be.
It's still telling me all of my quests that I completed previously, which is very funny.
It looks like all of my shit is powered on.
Okay, all my storage stuff is here, that's good.
Greyhack tools?
What about Greyhack?
I haven't played Greyhack in a minute, dude.
Oh, this is what I didn't turn on.
I probably should.
Shit.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
What did I turn on that I wasn't supposed to turn on?
Mad
Do you in prophecy TV series from a few years back dude, I actually never watched that one
Legitimately, I've never seen a TV series for the show or for the like this universe never at all
Yeah, something's missing. I don't know what it is. It might be
No, we're missing some power gen I know I could have everything in my base on
Did I miss a windmill?
I think I missed a windmill.
Children of Dune was red.
I have to be missing a windmill.
Let me look at them all.
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green.
What the hell is... something's missing.
This was designed so that every single one of these worked.
Did they change the power outputs or power costs of something?
They had to have. Somewhere.
I just don't know what.
You don't think so?
I'm gonna turn one of these off for right now.
But they definitely changed something.
Because I used to be able to have everything running.
And now it's like slightly different.
They reduced the vertical shield power draw.
Really?
We can do Noita puzzles today?
I have only solved, I think, two or three puzzles in Noita.
something like that. But there's a ton of them that no one's ever solved. So it's like...
They had to have changed something. There's something in here that's different.
Bruton's door is running.
Did they change this one?
18
It's a weird amount. Yeah, that's not it
Was that always that low power drain or did they change these pentashields?
I don't know if that's different.
Do you have the stove on?
I've got something on.
I just don't know what.
These are 350 each.
Those are all on.
What?
What did I?
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
What
I'm wondering is your refrigerator running duty definitely is
My refrigerator is this box right here, to be clear.
It's filled up with the neighbors.
Is this an MMO?
It's like a server-based MMO, kind of like Rust, that kind of thing.
Not like a server-based MMO where they run the server, but like we run the server kind
of thing.
Any updates on block game Hytale? Yeah, we actually found something really god damn cool. It turns out that items can actually hold metadata on them, which means that we're going to be able to append our own custom metadata object to every item, and we can bypass the issues that we had with all of their item system, which is phenomenal, dude.
Like it's such a good thing. It is such a good thing.
I'm going to shut these down, because we don't need them. Yeah, no, it's really glorious, dude.
It basically means that we don't have to wait for them to put stat ranges on items.
We can just do it.
And the only reason we found out about it is because they have a metadata tag that they
add for cursed items.
And that was it.
That's the only thing they use it for and we're like, wait, wait, we can put our
own metadata on this.
It's like NBT all over again, but like, way better.
And you can make your own metadata class, so we're calling it Block Game Metadata.
And we're just going to apply that to items, and then we can carry all our items over and
create dynamic items again.
Which is exactly what we're going for.
So like, that unblocked our final blocker.
We don't have any blockers now.
How efficient is it?
Incredibly so.
And you have to remember too, it's multi-threaded.
So like, nice, right?
Can I tell use your solution to the metadata?
I don't think Hytale needs to use anything that we're doing, but other developers can
when they're making things, most definitely.
We're basically, we found a path that anyone can use, so.
Yeah, they fixed the wind trap so they turn off automatically now.
Yeah, I think I designed my base with those off though, because now I don't have enough
power with them on.
So I just turned them off.
Yeah, there's no blockers now, which is a really big deal, and like, I don't know, I'm
really excited about that because it means that we can really just go forward and not
have to be concerned, you know?
I've got all these Mark 6 items.
What do I build?
Let's see what we can make.
I think all my shit is like perfect right now.
Yeah.
Did they rebalance all the purple items because I know a couple of the purple items were actually
worse than their normal mark counterparts.
I'm also wondering if they ever had anything more interesting to the deep desert because
the deep desert didn't have any like interesting islands really.
I think there were fewer balances.
That's good.
Yeah.
Cause like the deep desert had like some areas, I wish they had islands that had like, um,
like radiation islands, stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
And they just didn't, they didn't have any of that.
This update is straight fire.
You like it?
Okay.
Oh, there it goes.
You've misplaced your bloodsucking device, F.
Letters all
Shatterproof plastic containers
How is they just thing those not poison french fries going I just activated another clone dude, don't worry about it
No
to
there we go
I'm gonna Jake
and
We have a blocker again unfortunately
We cannot change an item's tooltip from metadata.
Yeah, got it fixed.
What's a blocker?
So a blocker is something that is going to stop us from progressing with porting Minecraft
block game over to Hytale block game.
I'm talking to Boudicca right now, and I'm talking to Jake at the same time, but basically...
Yeah, let's see here.
Right now, yeah, the ideal solution, basically, it's like a jake, the ideal solution is this.
Entities in Hytale right now allow you to create and add your own components to the entities.
They're like a bucket where you add a bunch of different LEGO blocks into it any way
that you want to, right?
Which is really, really good.
We like that.
Unfortunately, items are like this weird rigid monolithic structure.
can't add components to them in any way. And because of this, items are shit. They're really
not good. And we can't turn them into the kind of dynamic items that we want to make that
are like Diablo style items that we have in Minecraft block game. So I think that's the
biggest problem. And I basically relayed this all over to Budokat, and like, we've
been trying to find ways to fix it, and we thought we found a way around it with
Metadata and then we jay just let me know today
That he can't change tooltip data on an item from metadata, which is
That's kind of worthless then because then we we can give them random stats, but we can't show you those random stats, which is
Not great. Yeah
Yeah
What does it says? Blue prints? Black box says this box is empty. White says there are two empty boxes. Blue says there are two true boxes.
Blue is the box.
The other two boxes are true.
There are two empty boxes.
This box is empty. Is the black box is empty?
The white box is also empty. Making both of those true. And the blue one is also true. Meaning the other two are empty.
It's the blue one.
No, black one's selling the truth.
Oh, I know it's gotta be too true and a false, right?
Oh, I forgot about that.
I haven't played Blueprints in too long.
It's gotta be, it's two truths and a false. One of them has to be false. One of them has to be a lie.
The black box is the right one.
Yeah, because black box will say this box is empty, that's a lie.
White says there are two empty boxes, which means blue and white.
And blue says there are two true boxes, which is blue and white.
Blackbox is the is the true one or is the false one open the black box. Yeah
Yes, I forgot one of them has to be false. I forgot they can't all be true. Yeah
What do you thought about the new Minecraft safety council, I think it's stupid I
Think Minecraft is slowly trying to evolve into Roblox
Which is like Minecraft evolving backwards
it really is like it is they were like no guns no guns allowed and no profanity
no profanity at all now and and now you can't have any chaos servers get rid of
those two yeah it's just ridiculous dude it's like you you are running a
private server you are paying for that private server you may even own the
hardware and they're like you can't have guns on it like no dude
That's not something I want to become. It seems like they are.
What about 2B2T? 2B2T took a big hit recently with some kind of change to their stuff.
They did lead a whole bunch of different builds and shit.
Pretty sure the kids have seen guns before? Look. Alright, Red VT, you need to understand something.
You are physically incapable of seeing guns until the age of 18.
That's how it works. Minecraft proved this. Obviously.
They're invisible until then.
RubLocks is not in good light right now. Now you understand my statement.
The more that they implement these weird oversight and rules where they're trying to moderate other people's servers,
the more it's going to turn into that shit.
Yeah.
Never saw a gun before I was 18. Never. Not in games, not on TV, not anywhere exactly.
As an American, can confirm.
Yeah, my favorite part about this dude? My favorite part.
You can't have guns on your server. You can't have profanity.
You can't have chaos server. Right?
But gambling? Totally fine.
I
Want to build a casino in there? I'll take 50 years to care about it. Like God damn it, dude
They have a gun pack that they're actually selling now no
What
Is this for bedrock? Hold up.
Mojang maintains a strict policy against adding traditional firearms to vanilla
Minecraft, but laser blasts there's a fine.
Not a gun! It looks like a gun, shaped like a gun. You reload it like a gun, but
it shoots a laser okay buddy okay buddy Jesus Christ that's insane
that's still a gun no it's not it's a blaster that's different I'll lose my
mine dude. Freakin minecraft. Actually insane. Same but different but same. What if laser
blasts become real? Good. I mean they technically already are. They're used by the Navy. Don't
Remember, it might have been Canada that did it first, putting it on a boat.
Yeah, lasers are real.
Flamethrower then, that's not a gun.
Uuuhhh...
What if instead of a flamethrower, I called it a lead thrower?
And it just...
...through...
...lead very fast.
It's not technically a gun.
It's a lead thrower
Throws lead
What now minecraft?
But now this is like a huge deal problem
Like all the the mill sim like minecraft servers got taken down because of it
But yeah, this is just a here look at the shit. This is just a gun man. It's just a set of guns man
They're just guns
It's just, it's just guns, man.
Right?
It's just guns.
Not allowed.
High velocity lead placer. Yes, true.
Rolkis has obtained the Cursed Quest. A pole has begun for chat to decide their fate.
I don't know what I'm doing.
The pole.
Rapid lead delivery mechanism. Yeah.
Rapid metal delivery mechanism. It doesn't shoot lead. It shoots metal.
Non-descript.
It doesn't shoot it actually. It places it very fast somewhere else.
Yeah.
A Gauss rifle? That's not a gun though?
Well, let's call it a...
We can't call it a rifle. Let's call it something else.
Not a rail gun.
Railplacer.
Chat has cursed Rolkis with cooking.
Ooh, cooking.
What was the last thing we were talking about with cooking? We're gonna do something insane.
We talked about this two days ago. What was it? The long egg. You have to make a long
egg. You have to make a long egg, Rolkis. I have to show this to you. Long egg. I have
to show you this. It's horrific. I'm gonna show it to you and it's gonna, it's gonna
show off this man who made it. On his YouTube. This man, I'm gonna show you his thumbnail.
I don't know who he is. There he is. You have to make that. That guy did it. You
You can do it.
You have to make the leg.
The long egg.
I have no idea how he did it.
This man is skilled.
You need to learn from him.
I don't know who he is.
All I know is that he made the long egg.
And when I look it up online, here's the first image that comes up.
Make the long egg.
That's your task.
And if you're out there, oh, magical long egg man, I salute you because that is
fricking insane. That looks incredibly difficult to do. The egg loaf, dude. The leg.
And a Mark 1 and a Mark 2. Look, I bet he blew the egg up or something, dude,
because that's insane to make. I didn't even know that the leg exists. It's, yeah,
you had something. You take multiple eggs and you reconstruct them into a long egg.
Do you eat it like a hot dog bun?
Probably.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Gerbo.
Yes.
They use like a tube of glass and then do that.
What is this?
Crazy plan for Hytel?
They're going to add?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We want to do this too.
It's actually a big thing.
So yeah, Simon was talking about talent trees in Hytale, and that's something that we want
to do as well.
We're going to go real ham on it.
There's a reason I've been playing Pad of Exile too.
I'm excited.
Peewee style itemization in Hytel, it's actually going to be Diablo style itemization in Hytel.
We already did that in block game MC, we're going to be doing the same thing in block
game Hytel.
The reason for the long egg, let me see.
That's a CDN Discord app.
Wait, I'm not clicking it.
I don't know how to do it, man.
The Skilled Dressil?
In a blog game?
Yeah.
I don't write fubs, it's just like, dude.
Top rates just update your game, does it?
Game version's outdated, F.
You put it on M-Gurb, but your country says no?
Why does your country say no?
of the anger.
Doing awakening is updating.
It is fully updated.
Ooh.
Ooh.
No, no, no, no, no.
Get updated instantly.
I bet it's going to have to recompile shaders again.
What the hell?
here we go
Clean that up, go into this, we're good to go.
Inger wouldn't agegate, they geoblocked the UK.
Wait, really?
Alright.
You cannot proceed in the game because the login to Funcom Live service has failed.
What?
Oh.
Oh, it's like dead, dead.
What is this?
The reason for the long egg.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Oh my God.
What?
No, that can't be the reason for the lag, dude.
I feel like, you know.
I feel like this is a use for it, but I don't think that's the reason for it.
Right.
Like there's definitely, you, you could do that.
You could.
Do you like Warhammer 40 K?
Yes.
Yes.
I do very much.
Would you like to talk about where hammer 40 K?
Would you like to share your knowledge about warhammer 40 K?
I would love for you to share some knowledge about Warhammer 40k.
Tell me about Warhammer 40k.
It's a great idea.
It's great.
It's a great idea.
It's a great idea.
It's a lot of war hammers. It is.
Do you want to know my head cannon? I was talking about it the other day.
My head cannon for war hammer for a game.
So my head came in for Warhammer 40 cut we have big E and he's on the golden throne
right and we keep feeding that throne thousands of souls every day right so my
head cannon is that biggie won't wake up he'll just wither away and the throne
will turn into the next chaos god the chair chaos god and it will sit in the
corner of the room where it belongs.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
Cheros.
The Cheros God.
Putting this on Twitter.
These are weird chairs.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
and
the
that's circular buildings only that's right
yep lower hammer 40k head cannon is that we keep feeding the golden throne
souls every day is that since we keep feeding the golden throne souls every day eventually
the emperor will wither away and the chair becomes the next chaos god good love the
the new name Cheros? Yeah, Cheros. We're appearing in the corner of every room. Corners will
be outlawed by the Imperium as a result. Post it. This is now, this is now on the internet.
You may have this. It's Canon. It's Canon now. I'm willing it into existence. Yeah,
basically what we're doing right now just to let you guys know is, um, I just want
be an orc for a minute, all right? We're just gonna will this into existence by the power of your
belief. May be blessed by Cheros. Yes, everyone believe in this head cannon, because if enough of
you do, it'll just be real. Yeah. Yep. Yep. This is Game of Thrones all over again. Actually,
The game of thrones exists only by the will of Cheros.
That's why it's about thrones.
the will of Cheros.
Uhhhhhh...
That's a chair? No, that's churros.
This is the way.
What if this was Zinch's plan all along to kill the Emperor? Naaaaaah!
Who would be a follower of Zinch here? Who would do that?
That couldn't happen.
I hate how all of Cherubim's serfins are called Cherubim.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude.
Glorious.
That's insane dude.
I'm sending this to Winky immediately.
of
some sand and bring the warhammer pretty catch on
I put in Warhammer general all praise grandfather nerdle
I sit on your god I mean yeah go on have a seat I'm sure it'll be fine I'm sure I'm
sure it'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, it'll be fine. Is it correct that
intrepid investments from behind the scenes are not confirmed? I mean, they'd
have to be if they had a board because you don't have a board of investors. If
if you don't have investors, which means Steven lied to all of us.
Cool.
Yeah.
Chair.
Cool indeed.
Yeah.
Chair is Steve.
Yeah.
Wee.
Chair.
Pool indeed.
Yeah.
Chair, Osteen.
Turns out Steven's brother sells nutritional subludes.
Oh, you mean Tim Shareef, the guy who runs that 310 nutrition that's been selling, um, ashes of creation merch on Amazon for the last seven months?
That one?
What's-
Every time you dig just the top layer of soil off of this stupid bullshit with ashes of creation
it gets dumber, dude.
Like I hate it.
I don't- I don't wanna talk about it anymore, it's too stupid.
It's literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life at this point.
I hate it.
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Yeah.
It's dumb.
Have you seen the temporary Facebook post?
No.
Who's that one?
What is this about?
We're waiting on the Dune servers coming back up.
They're down for another 29 minutes.
They're downed.
Enjoy the chair for now.
Has the board been identified yet?
Who knows?
What the existence of the board means we're lied to like I'm out dude.
Would you like patch notes?
Yes!
Please, patch notes me.
Patch notes.
Just got a warning from Twitch about you playing adult games.
Is that the case?
I'm playing Dune Awakening.
I guess Dune Awakening is technically an adult game because it has guns and death at
a character that calls you kitten.
Grim.
Patch notes.
Give to me the patch notes.
All right.
All right. All right.
Neocarthag dueling ring.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Taxation has been disabled.
Wait, wait, did they just straight up get rid of taxation?
Okay.
The emperor has agreed with this good honestly the taxation system was not fun
I'm really we all just the disabled it anyway on our server because it wasn't a
fun system it wasn't good you already paid fuel and then you had to pay taxes on
top of it let's just yeah yeah something we turned off immediately because it
just wasn't fun revend the endgame progression redesign
Plastanium tier six experience with deeper choices more meaningful ways to
advance for PvE and other play styles.
What does that mean?
Lands red.
Whole new rant.
Lands red has been built with new replayable missions and new rewards.
Cool.
New contracts, rewards, missions, and extended standing rank progression.
Cool.
Specialization progression.
Choose between crafting, gathering, exploring, combat, and sabotages.
You'll look for preferred play style.
New specialization progression.
I can't wait to unlock that shit.
That's interesting.
Yeah, it has boobs to not everyone is a Voldemort clone. I mean, it doesn't really have boobs, right?
I mean like I've played through the whole I didn't see a single boob
Like they're all covered up, you know
Five new challenge locations. It's not like I don't know. It's not like a fan service kind of thing. I haven't seen it
Yeah, it's not it's not one of them Baron Harkin and his boobs
Those are different. Those who dip that's not the same. That's not the same
mean it's
Just don't look at them.
New repeatable testing stations.
Okay, cool.
Augmentation progression. I'm interested in the augmentation system. I don't know anything about that.
Dual blades, the pi rocket and the rapier have been reworked. I use rapier, so cool.
You have the most random stuff within arm's reach? I don't have random stuff. I have lots of stuff.
Do you guys want to see something cool? I was given a present and it's it's a cute small animal
And it comes with a story look it's a capybara and it's really cute
But do you want to know something funny about capybaras?
Did you know that a long time ago the Vatican classified them as fish so that people could eat them during lent?
And that's true
So now he's on my desk
Why? Because people wanted to eat them. And they couldn't during Lent. And now they can.
Because they're like, they spend all their time in the water. That's a fish. And the
Vatican's like, yeah man, that's a fish. Go right ahead and eat one. And in that way,
they tricked God into letting themselves eat capybara.
I guess you're allowed to eat fish on Lent fantastic.
Yeah.
Ridiculous.
Significantly decreased durability lost when taking damage for radiation suits.
That's good.
Radiation suits are so annoying.
That's really huge.
Ornithopter pilots now accept Solari both from the player inventory and bank his payment.
Oh, thank God.
I kept forgetting to bring Solari with me.
It was so annoying.
That's good.
That's really good actually.
That means you could just keep your Solari in the bank at all times.
Pretty much.
Redesign the personal light into personal glow globe, which now allows to direct
the light source along the camera's view instead of being aligned to the player's character.
Okay, cool. That's nice. The new vehicle relocation feature in the vehicle backup pool allows
you to move any vehicle on the same map at the same cost as recovering a destroyed
vehicle. To conscious the vehicle will be dropped on the ground. F. Two new weapons
isn't a rework. Yeah, no, this is good. Resources building and crafting.
Players returning for the first time in over 28 days will receive a return
package. This consists of a bundle of essential resources and
components adequate. The highest research tier the player is
unlocked. That's good. That's a really, really positive thing.
Because a lot of people are like, I don't want to go back. I'm
going to lose everything. Found the Tim Sherry Facebook post.
Hold up. Hold up. Let me see what this shit is.
Is this gonna be really stupid? How angry am I going to be?
My younger brother is the creative director and founder of Intrepid Studios.
He's the best CEO I know. We're excited about Alpha 2. My team is handling the
e-commerce and merch sourcing.
There's some great stuff coming in 2024.
Okay, let's go to Amazon real quick.
We're gonna go to amazon.com
and we're gonna look up
310 nutrition
and then we're gonna go on 310 nutrition.
I'm gonna scroll, no, no, I'm gonna scroll
and we're gonna go on this website, this hellish website
and we're gonna scroll all the way down here
to the bottom in 310 nutrition, which is Tim Sharif's
And there it is. There's all that Ash's creation merch.
I think the funniest one to me is the sandals down here.
And the reason why is because in-game, there is a golden sandal
as a quest objective, and we never really knew why.
And now there's these.
Anyway, let's go back to cool things that aren't stupid.
This is the Augments and Augment Station.
Players can customize and enhance the power of their unique Plastanium Tier 6 gear with
Augments once they have unlocked enough crafting specialization traits.
What is a crafting specialization trait?
These Augments further increase the statistical power of weapons and armor and come in
5 quality versions. The number of times an item can be augmented depends on your
augment limit, which can be increased by crafting specialization traits. Schematics for
Augments drop only from the new dungeons accessible via the Overland map. The higher
the dungeon difficulty, the greater the chance... Oh, did they add... Did they basically add Mythic Plus?
Does this scale infinitely, do we know? The difficulty of those Overworld dungeons?
They did? So I can play this forever now is what you're telling me.
Up to 100, hot damn!
I'm in, I'm in. Not endlessly dude, up to 100 is just fine with me.
I'mma be in. I'mma be in.
I'mma be in. But it gets hard fast, good.
Level 3 is ungodly hard though and you said it goes up to 100.
Yeah, honey, wake up, pneumothic clusterstrap.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Scroll to UI preview.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Okay. That's fine.
Customize mode for the building tool allows you to apply swatches to placeables.
Cool.
You can apply tradies and Harkins watches to your placebills, which are available upon
reaching faction ring 10.
Nice.
That's cool.
Large garage doors.
Cool.
The Dune Man set also has one.
Significantly decreased the durability lost when taking damage from radiation for radiation
since, yeah, I saw this, this is a, what does the hand mean?
What do the hands mean?
Did they refix my helmet?
Look at that.
They're still playing this game? You talking about Dune?
Well, they just did this massive update. That's where we're going to look at it.
They never fixed this, the Sunstroke hood. God damn it.
The helmet was perfect. That was broken.
I proved it too. We showed the math.
bad. It was applying in reverse. If you logged into the server while the helmet was worn and
then went out of the sun, it was applying its benefit negatively instead of positively.
No, but they're aware of the bug. I showed them everything. They said they were here. Thank God
because like, dude, I showed them a video. I showed them the math for it. I showed them
absolute like a full breakdown of this thing. It was like a gigantic monolithic post that
And I just kept standing in there like we can't reproduce it.
I was like, how?
It's like, I don't understand.
I don't understand how you can't reproduce this.
I was like, I do it every time.
And like we've even done it without talents and with talents and like,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, I was from LinkedIn, not from Facebook.
Great.
Yeah.
The way that you have to do it is you have to take the helmet off and then log out,
log back in and put the helmet on for it to work.
They need to fix that.
Yeah.
They added slipstreams to the ornithopter wings.
So it looks like you're flying faster than before slipstreams.
That's kind of cool.
Oh, so just like little, little wind blowing off them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
I like that.
actually. Yeah, little, little, see, that's the thing is little graphical effects, fix things
like that. Hand shake denotes changes based on player feedback. That's cool. I like that.
No, that's really good. I'm glad that you're doing that.
Okay, cool. No, that's a really good thing.
Experimental lightning gun rifle has had its stats adjusted. All right.
The community will always, always ask for buffs, always.
I don't, I don't know of a single time where a community would be like, together, nerf this.
They're always going to be like buff something else to make it just as good.
Re-attributing skills now cost Spice Melange and can only be done in the Watersealed Base or a social hub.
The cost starts at zero and scales up 5, 10, 20.
Thank God, dude.
Thank God, dude.
That was the worst.
It's being like, I'm gonna change my skills
and I don't get to do it again for another 72 hours.
That was horrific, honestly.
So good, good change.
Through the vehicle decay
by preventing co-owned vehicles from decaying inside a friendly landclam, leaving a friend's
vehicle at your landclam now no longer makes it abandoned.
Okay, that's interesting.
Lots of news happened with Adobe.
First they said they would never shut down a program, then they said they're shutting
down Animate.
Adobe Animate's used for everything.
What do you mean they're shutting down Animate?
There'd be no way they could do that.
Animate is used for every, like basically every independent animator, there's no way.
They wanted to kill that.
Now after massive backlash, they're no longer cancelling it, no shit.
Adobe Animate is no longer being discontinued, comes after backlash from tens of thousands
of users.
will continue but new features won't be added going forward. Why would they
ever think to to stop doing that? Adobe Animate is used by every independent
animator that I know. Their stock dropped and they changed their mind. That's crazy.
It was an AI push. These stupid asses. That's so stupid. That's so stupid.
No, like every animator I know uses Adobe Animate, every animator I know.
And that's like, even like big scale production stuff.
Like I think, as much as I hated it, I think Ting Titans Go used it.
Pretty sure they did.
For their production of Ting Titans Go, I didn't like Ting Titans Go, but it's still
used.
Smiling Friends uses Animate?
No shit.
Do they really?
Oh man.
Yeah, now this is, don't be shut up and just let yourself get paid, you know,
like everything about that for a minute, just like, just keep producing the thing that you have
hundreds of thousands of customers for, you know, you even think just like,
leave it alone and just soak up the money for that.
We think about that. That's probably a good idea to just, just do that.
Jesus Christ.
Never seen a wierder company than Adobe, man.
Yeah, Adobe reverted their decision.
I'm aware that's what we were just showing on screen and what we were just saying.
I'm glad they reverted it.
It's just a stupid ass thing to do in the first place.
Yeah.
What are you saying, Grun?
Not for Dune.
Hey, take a bite of Dobie.
Look at Dobie's stock.
Ah!
the
on indeed.
We pull this up.
So I'm just gonna write this up.
That's funny as shit.
Oh!
Whoa!
Imagine trying to cancel a tool used by tens of thousands of animators around the world.
Need a way to make a cliff, I guess.
Should get refunded for ashes?
No, I never will.
I bought it in 2021.
I'm screwed.
Yeah.
Idiots.
I don't think it was low to me.
Have they decided to change the meaning of their license agreement?
After I told them I wanted to cancel my subscription with them?
Yeah.
That's wild, dude.
You got a refund from the bank?
It's five years ago.
The bank's not going to refund that.
Yeah, the only way that I can get a refund is if I go back in time, dude.
It's a five-year-old transaction. I bought it in 2021.
There's no way I'm getting a refund for ashes.
Yeah, it's not happening.
Yeah, no.
You had to shout at their customer support?
You never have to shout at their customer support.
Those are just people working shitty jobs that they don't like and want to work ever.
Just be firm with them, but that dude doesn't deserve abuse. Don't forget that. Yeah.
With 2021, you listened and heard you about not buying the Ashes key?
Probably not. Yeah, probably not. I was really into the game, dude.
your favorite cliff is gonna be softs yeah I'm posting this let's say
yeah the entire adai to everything screams I don't know what I think that's
it's ridiculous dude open up notepad right now open up MS paint like like you
open up MS paint you're like why is co-pilot in there who the hell is
using co-pilot in MS Paint, man.
Like, it's just the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
What does it do?
It tries to generate images for you?
Yeah, copepilot.
Notepad is the same shit.
Honestly, I think AI,
Yeah, no dude, hey, stupid, at this point, honestly, you know what it is dude, AI is a solution looking for a problem.
There are definitely really good uses of AI.
There's military application, there's medical application, there's scientific advancement application,
but being a chatbot on the internet that hallucinates badly is probably not the best application of AI.
And I also, like, even the term hallucinating is stupid to me because when a person does
it you call it lying and when the robot does it you call it hallucination.
It's lying.
That's what it's doing.
Ridiculous.
Please do A in the military, it's so bad, we're to use it, we have for a very long
time.
Well, Twitch ads just broke.
Microsoft is reverting AI in Windows 11? Are you telling me that it's...
Is the bubble popping?
Is it finally happening?
I won't believe it until they rip it out of everything.
No, we didn't win.
No, no, no.
If I know anything about corporations, the moment you feel like you've won is because
they want you to feel like you've won.
Bullshit.
Until that shit is ripped out of every goddamn program entirely and they haven't repackaged
it with a new name and sold it back to you again. It doesn't mean shit.
It's still a notepad. It's still an MS Paint. It's still on my goddamn search bar. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
What's all this stuff with the W about?
Hey, I put this banger of a song.
What are you doing, helldevil stew again?
I know right, not that shit, all over again.
Helldevil stew is a great game, Nella.
It just took him a year to figure it out.
Yeah, I see that.
As Kaderis.
I know they're planning to reduce co-pilot and stuff, but I want to see it first.
I don't think I want to, Captain Exile.
Oh the landsrider is so much cooler now.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Oh, that's really cool.
It was kind of boring before.
It was not really interesting before.
What do you think of Pax Day?
I played Pax Day when it was in really early alpha.
And it was way too early for people to play.
It was like a technical alpha.
There was basically nothing else going on.
The problem that I'm having with it right now,
their monetization looks really greasy to me.
the game looks cool
but the monetization concerns me a lot
does that make sense
the song is over, if you're wondering what's going on with Adobe, Adobe decided to shit it so violently
and the way that they did this is they tried to cancel a tool, they said they were gonna end support for a tool called Adobe Animate
Adobe Animate is used by
every animator you've ever listened to
every animation you've pretty much ever watched.
Like it's such a standard tool for pretty much everything.
Like everyone uses it.
Basically every artist that I know that is an animator
uses Adobe animate.
We're from uses it for its UI, no shit.
That's wild.
Like I knew it was used for like a ton of TV shows
apparently it's used for smiling friends
and like I know it was used for Teen Titans Go.
Like it's used for both industry veterans
and independent animators,
which doesn't make any sense to cancel that
because you're making a shitload of money off of it.
Why would you do that?
Like why would you ever do that?
Yeah, animates a successor of Flash, yes.
So they were gonna cancel support
and then the internet said,
each shit, their stock dropped into the toilet.
They dropped, it looks like $20
of value off their stock price
And then they went, oh, wait, wait, wait.
We won't do it.
And then they walked it back.
Because when you lose $20, they lost $27.51 off of their $300
stock price.
When you lose 10% of your stock in a day,
people start to sweat in their suits.
Yeah.
So like, good.
Good, they walked it back.
because that tool is used across the entirety of that space.
And it doesn't make any sense for them to end support with it
because they're making a shitload of money off of it.
Like, it just doesn't make it.
That's such a stupid move.
Yeah, let him sweat.
Scorm in your suit, dude,
because like that's such a dumb thing, man.
Yeah, I get to do an update in a second.
But to me, it's just a stupid business decision.
Like, which tool is this?
Adobe Animate.
If you go and look up Adobe anime and see how many different companies use this and how many independent and like animators use this, it's crazy.
Like it's completely insane. It cancels support for that. So, more on the Adobe thing. What's up man?
Adobe anime still love this 2D animation tool and use it on real productions, Mars Express.
And now Adobe is killing it. Flash turned into animate and survived because users
protested. Time to make some noise again. You're listening to Adobe. Yeah, no, they
already fixed it. They said that they're walking it back. So this was February
2nd. Adobe has already gone back on their decision then. It's already done.
This scared them enough to make them go back on their decision. That made them
scared enough and it looks like it started on February 3rd. So they got
trucked. And I'm glad because without that, that's not a big deal. You know,
without that, that's a big deal. And it's, it's good that they walked it back.
It's good that they did. Yeah. Cause that's, I just, I don't understand the
idea of like, if you're running a business and you have a product and
that product is making more money than it costs to maintain. Why would you ever
discontinue that product you're like wow I really don't like money what are you
doing oh just makes no sense man it's probably not making money I guarantee
that it's making money they charge out the ass dude yeah I guarantee it's making
money, guaranteed. They charge out the ass and everybody uses
anime. Yeah.
Yeah, Adobe charge of the ass for everything. Exactly.
Wait, they were trying to convince users to use Adobe wait,
Adobe after After Effects for puppet animations, there's no
away. No, you wouldn't use it. No, no, dude. No. That doesn't make any sense, man. No.
How does it compare to Blender? Blender is very different. Blender is for 3D tooling.
Yeah. My company did that because it wasn't too much money for their plans. This is the
problem, right? If you have a service or a product that is generating income on
top of cost. Let's say it's just doing 10 to 20% over. The idea of numbers not going
up fast enough, let's cancel that, is stupid. And the reason that's stupid is because it's
making more money than it costs. You are generating revenue, net revenue off of that. Keep it.
free money. Free money you could use elsewhere. Like why would you ever stop
doing that? The only time you would have to even rethink that is if suddenly it
was making money under cost or going lower. Because of making some money from
it, now you're making nothing from it. Exactly. But greed is stupid. It's just...
It's not even greed though because greed would be like
Good everyone's using it raise the price by 5% not good. Everyone's using it now stop supporting it
No money for anyone like what?
They're not even greedy they're just being dumb it doesn't make any sense
Like well
Not only will we screw all the animators, we'll screw ourselves to Brilliant Plan.
Like, stupid ass. Like what?
Oh, it makes no sense. It makes no sense.
Yeah, Sony levels of dumb. It is. It really is.
What have I missed? We're shitting on Adobe.
It's always morally correct to shit on Adobe though, so I'm not too, you know, stressed about it.
Wild, dude.
What is this?
It's about putting the cost into something that gets more profit.
It is greed.
I don't think it's greed, and here's the reason why.
Tries there.
If you want to be greedy, you want to get more money.
If you have an established product that is making money over cost, and you discontinue
that to try and push them into another product, you were always going to lose
conversion percentage.
No matter what is going on, like let's say that I switched from Twitch to another streaming
platform, there will be less of you that will carry over to the other streaming platform.
It is the same when you're dealing with services or products.
It's exactly the same.
You will always lose users or viewers in that transition.
So what they're doing would never work.
It is not smart.
It is not greed.
just dumb and it is lacking a basic understanding of business and I cannot
fathom why they would do such a thing it's just the stupidest shit they can do
what if it's simply a marketing stunt do not attribute 5d chess to what is just
basic stupidity just because someone's doing something really dumb doesn't mean
they have a grandmaster plan they may just be an idiot and this is idiot shit
Like that's
They were trying to get people to move over to after effects. Oh, I'm really aware. I'm super aware of that
But you're always going to lose customers when you do this always
It's just giga idiot shit, yes
What this screams to me is some C level executive was like I know what's best for the animators they love AI
Everyone loves AI. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money,
and then they shit themselves violently with it like, wait, what do you mean the stock went
down 10%? You dumbass. Like, are you playing ball expert? Nice thing. Yeah, our latest
marketing stunt devalues the company's stock by 10%. And then it goes back up, right?
It's like, what are you doing dude?
Oh, it's mind blowing.
Mind blowing.
So am I going to start talking to, by some important, I hope they got fired, because
they need to shut up and sit in the corner, like, because that's, that's the stupidest
shit I've seen come out of Adobe in a while.
Adobe kind of does this once a year though, it's like once a year, once every two years,
like hey we got this new grandmaster plan that'll make you hate us even more
and we're gonna lose a whole bunch of money by doing it and then we're gonna
have to walk it back but we're gonna try it anyway and it did exactly what I
thought it was gonna do great fantastic it's like every year or two years this
is like normal for them
oh yeah no it's a hundred percent an exact level this is very sea level it's
very sea level completely disconnected from the user base
I agree. That's just dumb shit.
Why? Where's my server? There is my server.
We're six minutes over. Give me my server.
Whoa! That's weird.
What is that? What is that token?
Let me see.
Oh, three, eight.
With a semicolon.
Oh, it's the ampersand.
Yeah, they're escaping the Ampersand.
That's really funny.
Oh, that's very funny. Do I have to update again?
Alright, I got to update again.
There's another Steam update.
And Adobe Meme?
So it's just a picture of their logo, right?
They have a bad decision-making finish.
You know, honestly, it just reminds me of that South Park episode where you had the, um, like the ISPs and they were just like, we're sorry, that's Adobe every time.
Like every time. Every single time.
Yep.
Waiting for it. Waiting for it. It's updating. It's updating.
Why is my download speed less than a gig per second? What are you doing, Steam?
480 megabytes was disgusting. Truly disgusting.
What is this shit?
Oh, it's just updating. That's why I'd already downloaded the whole thing.
Ah!
It's taking forever.
What is this? Decreasing in speed. Decreasing.
Yeah, Steam doesn't always throttle me, though.
Not really quick about it.
Crisis in Australia and 50 MBS.
You know, your internet didn't need to be this way.
Pat, I'm Ellen.
Do you know that?
Did you know that your government had the choice between copper and fiber?
And they chose copper because they thought it'd be cheaper.
And then it turned out to be more expensive and worse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Classic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's really weird is here in the US. We have problems with people stealing the copper. You guys have that problem, too
Is that like a thing out there?
Happens a lot in cities here
People breaking in lights and shit and steal a copper. That's a big thing there copper thieves are rampant. Yeah, they don't want to steal fiber
Do they?
Kind of like converters are a big deal. Yeah, you actually have to get a cat shield here goes on the bottom of your car
Doon
Doon
Don't go away getting
New home builds get rated. Yeah, that's a big thing here construction sites
general infrastructure
And anything like exposed piping shit like that. Yeah cat shield
It's a shield that goes on the bottom of your car for some car models that stops them from getting the catalytic converter. I
Had to get one for my car because my car is like one of the ones that gets stolen from the most because it's a hybrid
And it's like really easy to do that and you just go underneath the car and just you know rip it all up
Yeah. People are seeing fiber that's like stealing glass wire. Sometimes, sometimes people try to steal glass wire, the fiber, right?
Because they think it's copper, and they don't know what they're doing. So that's a thing.
Dink.
Dink.
Whoop. Churches here. Get the lead lining stolen from the roofs.
Are they in at the hospital?
Lead lining. Why are they still lead?
That's weird, right?
Locate me at the thieves.
I strap around people's exhaust and then just drive off ripping it off the victim's car.
What?
I've never heard of that. That's horrific. Who does what? That's a wild one. Both copper
and pet lead payout more than regular scrap metal. I didn't know that lead did. That's
wild. Lead sells well in the UK. I don't think it does here. I might be wrong about
that but that's weird
holy cow mania nope not interested but thanks for asking man yeah
Boop
I dream of it. I dream of it
Like Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike one
You make fishing sinkers you can I like fly fishing personally
It's time on flies when I was young and when I've been Colorado. I love fishing
Kind of circular economy the more it's stolen the more it needs replacement true
Do you want to know
It's actually kind of funny in the United States. A lot of people don't realize this. What do you think is the most?
Most aggressive danger to our infrastructure here
Because some people are like it's the weather or it's it's like domestic terrorism, it's just it's not rats
It's not water. It's not any of that. It's copper thieves
Copper thieves do a shitload of damage to the infrastructure every day
every single day
Like substations they try to go out there and and sometimes they turn crispy
It's not a good thing to do you're dealing with very high voltages touching shit. You don't or just don't understand. Yeah
very not smart yep
The infrastructure damage from copper thieves is enormous news. Oh, okay, so we have some contracts up. I'm gonna go do whatever that is
But I seem to have enough stuff on me.
I got all my shit. Everything seems good.
I'm not care about any of this.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I drop it.
Gisle throne.
In here.
Actually, no. It probably should keep that, shouldn't it?
When I think about it.
We've got our large vehicle fuel cell, why do I have two of those?
That's a bit odd, yeah.
Xanthara's Signet Ring.
You still updating?
Why is Copper so coveted?
It's really good scrap value.
Yeah, it's really good scrap value.
So they steal it, and then they sell it to scrapyards, and scrapyards give them money
per pound.
And it's really easy to launder the copper, because you can just take that copper, and
then you melt it down, and you have no idea where this source was.
You just have it.
Yeah.
Harco floor is caked.
I mean, not really.
That's looking a little anemic in the cake department, man.
I mean, like, it's kind of assless, really.
Yeah, some Hank Hill looking shit, exactly.
I have this glow tube now, but that doesn't exist anymore.
Apparently.
Now it's like a, a globe.
There it is.
Glow orb.
Wait.
Personal life or explosions.
So this is the one out.
Did they ever add anything to this slot?
There's nothing in it still.
Bro.
for zero oh they changed that completely it's so much better looking holy shit that's way
nicer are you telling me I can just melt down anything technically okay good
Let me look at this vehicle up in the inventory, there's nothing in there.
Fuel status is good.
We are good to go.
I
Wait for the high tail flamethrowers dude same
100% said sir doing TTS where's Valdo 0194 with 500 bits said good morning for King of the goblins
Drinker of glue keeper of the long lemon. Do you know why six is afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine long live the seven goblins rejoice for the seven
Also have a good day for you rock dude
No, you rock
It's me
I'm gonna blinded by science 83 with 500 bits said good morning Thor
I've spent some time with programmers in the past and having recently made friends in the
engineering world I've learned there is an unwritten rule shared between the two occupations don't poke the bear
No matter how ugly something looks as long as it's doing what it's supposed to do don't touch it
Don't try to improve it or fix it, just leave it alone.
In your time as a coder, have you ever seen anyone not follow this rule and if so, what
happened?
Uh, it's usually a junior and they usually get yelled at.
Leave it alone.
Because you may not know why it looks the way that it does and it may be deeper darker
magics than you understand.
Leave it alone.
Always leave it alone.
And usually there will be some kind of a note attached to it, like here be dragons
There's some bullshit like that what the best thing you can do is ask why it looks like that and some senior
Or some principal engineer will come down from their ivory tower and be like let me tell you a story of the old days
Because it's some legacy shit and everything is stuck to it like a bunch of gum and spit leave it alone
Leave it alone. Yeah
Yep, if you touch the coconut everything falls apart
Yeah, YouTube messing with its interface again and again.
Did they fix the deep desert stuff?
I don't know.
We're gonna find out.
Yeah, tightly coupled magic words, exactly.
If it works, don't fix it.
All right, we're back.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
We've got a new temple it looks like.
Are you going to make me actually climb this, you son of a bitch?
I'm going to go up this.
Boop-boop-boop-boop.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, God, I don't remember the button.
Is it H?
It is H. There we go.
Heart Caves. Wait, I can gain XP again? Oh wait, no, I didn't hit max level. I remember
that. I'm like level 90 or some shit.
That's not bad.
Oh, hey. Good chess, too. Blood extractor. I don't really care about the blood extractor,
be honest everything else is cool max levels 200 what level am I
you don't even know what level I am
I'm 190 oh yeah I'm level 190 all right it's gonna say I was like I was really
close to max level but there was like no reason to hit max level before there's
There's usually little secret chests in rooms like this.
Let's see if there's one in here.
There it is.
Wait.
woman and it is not long before I will walk into the desert yet as my tribe
bleeds I bleed these abominable offworlders are strangling our resources
and encroaching upon our sanctuary it pains me to say but the stone
Don't sentinels watch over us, is nearing its end.
For every harkening we slay, two more take their place.
Let the beast rest.
We no longer need its guidance.
Anywhere you choose, we will build a mighty siege.
If the word of an aged Saiyadina still carries weight, consider my counsel.
Apparently it's not inside of here. Apparently it's up.
Dirty Harkonnen.
You're just upset. You wish you could be us.
Don't hate us cause you hate us. That's fine.
It's not my fault you guys' faction is a ligma. You know, trade these nuts.
No.
Yeah.
How do you respond to that without sounding mad, by the way?
I don't think you can.
Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
hold
where are we going?
oh it's that?
how the hell is that?
all right
hold him
k-k-k
I have placed the totem.
Cool, man.
Talk to your head of house.
You don't even remember your faction?
Probably a tradis.
I thought Dune sort of collapsed. They just made a massive update, and we're checking it out.
Because I don't know anything about this update at all.
Hello.
Looks like we got to go outside.
Markiplier is on the Wall Street Journal saying he battled Disney.
Yeah, he did.
His movie was top of the charts and then suddenly disappeared.
And then I guess it's back now.
That means an independent
Like production can fight some of the largest Titans in the world
It's a big deal. She went and saw Iron Lung and then told me that she found out she hates aquatic horror
And it freaks her out and I was like why did you go see that movie exactly?
because she is claustrophobic and
I was like why would you see that and she's like I didn't know what it was about my friend wanted to see the movie
That's not the movie to watch when you're claustrophobic. It's a very not
claustrophobia friendly movie in any way
It's like the opposite of what you want and someone who's claustrophobic. I've had that to be fascinating, right? Yeah
Well, oh that was weird game kind of like lost frames remotely
Your high-tech aircraft can only do 172 kilometers per hour.
I'm more worried about why it's having like weird jitters because it seems to be.
Where am I?
I gotta go that way.
Also my high-tech aircraft is quite fast.
You gotta remember, we're gliding.
still look wrong for stream? Why? What do you mean they look wrong? Is it the framerate
put out to you guys? Arthur, why are you sending me that? I don't know what that is.
for dreadline? Why are you sending me a clip?
What is this?
I'll just go up here.
It's a framerate thing, yeah.
Yeah, it looks weird on broadcast. It looks fine in-game.
it why what did you do
why you like this
all right what's on the map now
Yo, this is what this looks like now?
Oh, this is sick.
They actually added cool shit to this.
There's like a reason to do things.
No, this is good.
What's this?
You cannot travel a blushing cavern at this time.
Travelling this location requires an active, compatible lands red mission.
Yeah.
Okay.
What does this sand taste like?
Is it purple or not?
Distances are less between areas too.
You're so dead, am I?
I'm level 190.
Whoa, the game is lagging.
There we go.
Yeah, it's like lagging kind of weird.
Everyone's wrong.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh, there's radiation buildup too?
Let's just do rank one for right now.
Because I have no idea how this works.
Oh, there's just straight up radiation everywhere.
Oh shit, now the radiation's really fast.
I don't have a radiation suit on me.
Okay.
Yeah, no that sucks actually.
I have no radsuit on me.
I didn't realize you need a radsuit.
Yeah, we're just gonna go back to the Averiland map.
I can't do that.
Yeah, super spicy air. I'd have to go pick up a red suit for my stuff
I know the patch notes explained that but I didn't realize it was in the dungeons
We'll go up here. I'm gonna go to my base real quick
That means I'll keep a red suit on me that's gonna cool I dig that actually
I'm really glad that mechanics. I'm actually really glad for that
What is the wing look like that it's it doesn't actually look like that in game. Yeah
Yeah, more reason to keep your ad suit on you
That dungeon has read some don't okay
That means there'll be a reason for me to get my um my like giga rad suit too cuz like
There's not really a reason to do that normally
The tactical radsuit? That's a thing? Really? I guess there's a reason to make the Mark
6 radsuit, then, huh? More reason to have a scan tool on you? I always carry a scan
to always always. Do chemo patients have to wear rad suits for their safety?
Actually chemo patients do have to stay away from other people when they are
eliminating material. It can actually be dangerous, yes.
Unironical. First impressions? Oh, this is not my first impression of this game. I have
hundreds of hours in Dune. I am a big fan of the Dune universe. I have enjoyed this
game very, very much so before. My base is large and ridiculous. Yeah.
As you can see, it's very big coveted stuff.
That is here. You, fill up. Let's go get some rad suits.
Do you enjoy it enough to be a Voldemort? What do you mean you enjoy it enough to be a Voldemort?
Different environmental effects per dungeon? Yes. Yeah, I'm digging that dude.
We should
Unironically get back into this then if that's the case because I love that personally
Like I really love that
That was one of the things that I was hoping that they would be doing is
Giving us like something that would be interesting and uh, it just there wasn't there wasn't like a lot
honestly
Have all these nearly broken ones I
Feel like I should take this one
I spent over 20 hours building a massive castle in Calico Jack and it's all
gone now so I'm gonna build it again. Rockin. I'm glad you're gonna build it again.
You see. I think I should just take... yeah yeah this is fine. We'll dump these.
I feel like I feel like taking this shitty one with me and just throwing it
way it's probably a good idea I get a bunch of like broken shitty ones side
out Henry is king you might be right and maybe true
enjoy the poison lab final boss is that bullshit is poison like super gig
bullshit? Oh, I wanted to talk about this too. Jack, one of the ferrets at the rescue
passed away yesterday, which sucks. And he was all he was on chemo. He was he was having
a really rough time and he passed in the night, you know. Yeah. That's just how it goes. That's
how it goes. It was definitely his time, man. People was. Shay had been taking care of him
very, very heavily. Very heavily. To the extent that I was like, you have to start
sleeping and she was like I can just schedule everything around naps I was
like no you can't you need to sleep like a human yeah she was not taking care of
herself properly because she was taking care of him the whole time yeah it's
rough sorry to hear about Jack yeah it sucks too because the morning that he
past. He was scheduled for a veterinary visit at 3pm that day. So we ended up swapping out
the vet appointment for Rowan and took Rowan in there. Yeah, you can't look after the
noodles if you're not looking after yourself, you're right. You understand?
Did they change the way that this works? Because I'm slowly losing speed. And I
I used to be able to get speed even if I was pointed up here.
It seems like gliding is different now.
It's kind of weird.
No, she's super amazing.
She's got to take care of herself.
Now tell me a lesson of the noodle. He was very old. He was on chemo. He had cancer and he had full-body infections
So he was in chemo and antibiotics at the same time and he was paralyzed in the back half of his body
It was his time like there's just
You know like there's no way around that dude
He had a good long life, yeah
So you have to understand like when they go it's not just out of nowhere
When will you start programming again?
What do you mean?
That's what I have to do every day, dude.
You think those updates come out on their own?
Yeah, Jack lived well.
He did.
Okay.
We're going to equip that whole thing.
We got it!
All right.
The real question is, how long is this thing going to last?
All right, radiation's cool.
That's probably good.
Nobody's alive in here, right?
I mean, they couldn't be.
Oh Jesus, okay, so we actually have to use this thing.
Did I just cut open a door that had nothing in it?
Did my radiation meter disappear as well?
That's probably fine, right?
bro, how are you even alive please game
Okay, my weapon does not feel the same at all, and I'm not able to move with my dodge.
What the hell is going on?
How does the dodge work again?
Yeah, melee is completely different.
Why is my dodge not functioning?
Yeah, I'm aware I didn't have any shield on, but my dodge is broken too.
What the hell is going on?
No, that's not... what the hell does Rapier do now?
That's doesn't... there's no block.
Where is my Perry, goddammit?
You know what?
Hey shit.
This is supposed to be a Perry.
So we don't have a Perry anymore?
Okay, that doesn't feel good.
Please, game.
Yeah, no parry feels very bad.
Okay.
Red Beard is a tiny periwano on both cligs.
That feels so bad compared to what it was before.
I have to completely relearn the entirety of it.
That sucks.
I'll have to relearn the glass completely then.
Because before it felt really good to bury.
Look in here.
Okay, so it's that.
Got it.
So holding it does not do that.
You have to tap it.
Wait, is that a whole Regis?
schematic pattern grade one the hell is that that leave that readjust on yeah
now I gotta relearn everything then final report of chief wayland fraud at
tradies transport Gary and most of the crew died when the ship came down the
wreck was in danger of being covered by shifting sand and the cargo lost so let
me discover this empty testing station we shifted the ordinance here with
No immediate rescue arrived. The crew grew steadily weaker. We began to fear the atomics would fall into unfriendly hands
The best course was to disassemble the weapons and scatter the fissile materials
Without protective gear the radiation was a death sentence, but our duty was clear
That's right. He's
Got damn trees
I'm really glad they stopped dropping metal when you mined these.
That was probably the most annoying thing to me.
So I'm really, really glad they got rid of that.
But tradies?
Trades nuts.
Uh, salvage metal.
Actually, I'm going to dump that and don't really care about that.
Yeah, like opening doors and stuff used to give you metal.
There you go.
Hey buddy.
Hey buddy.
Whoa!
of
the
the
I'm really glad that lights matter now.
That was a thing that didn't really matter before, I think they've done a really good
job with that.
The combat's definitely been improved.
I just have to get used to it.
Combat environments, everything feels a lot better.
Ooh, a radiated course.
That's a really annoying to get normally.
That's great.
What this?
This place is a god damn maze, isn't it?
This place is a god damn maze.
Stravitya Mass.
Just on a guy.
Alright.
It's always bad when you have a room filled with like, healing kits and ammo.
Cause that means whatever's in there is gonna be a bitch.
Radiation level's high, but did I already clear this?
I've never already cleared this.
You hate healing? Yeah, no healing room bed. Check out self-kit. 100%. Well, there's nothing
in here, so... And now there's really nothing in here.
Hello, friend.
Hello?
Friend?
I know you went up here.
Bloop.
I know you went up here.
Bloop.
Oh!
You're dead.
I love the rejuice man, it just hits.
That one's down.
That one's down.
Nope, nope.
What?
Are you...
Are you..
Wha-
Wha-
I don't think I've ever seen an enemy immune..
to-drill shots.
Literally ever.
Ever
Like literally
You're done that was weird right
Is that a do-thing, maybe?
Or is that guy bugged?
I would stop, but I can't stop.
of
death
of
death
of
Come on man. What are you doing mate? He just ran away!
What?
of
the
Radiation levels are gone.
This is very funny.
That's our program going good.
I put it in update five days ago.
And I'm going to be doing another one this week.
Oh, this is timed?
That's interesting.
Oh, what is basis remain I was just waiting it was during ads select that happen in the
middle of fight.
I'll be more cognizant of that and pause for the future.
Okay.
It's not that bad, actually.
All right.
What did he drop?
Well, nothing?
All right.
bosses don't have loot but why is this the loot room
Where Luke?
Okay, I'm going to give a little bit of feedback on that, I'm going to be honest with you.
There is something really nice in video games about killing a guy and having that guy drop
the loot.
the guy and then halting to progress to get the loot feels a little bit weird yeah
if not loot then why loot shaped so I do think that's a strange choice I don't
think that feels good personally I feel like it should he should drop the loot I
understand putting it like a cool chest like this but like if a guy is super
strong and you're fighting super strong guy I feel like super strong guy should
drops something, anything, right?
Or like maybe even a key for the loot.
Yeah, yeah, anything, right?
Okay, drop that.
What else can we get rid of?
Get rid of that, get rid of that.
Mark six is Jesus.
I don't know what these do, but we've got them now.
Hook, clog, glove, the blue.
Drop that, drop that. Take all these. Accelerator power back. Cool, cool.
These are all like deep desert shit. I don't even know if they're valuable though, to be
honest with you.
I'll give it to all my survey probes, survey probe launchers, I don't care about any of
them.
Okay, item grades. So these will upgrade my Plastinium tier items, then, yeah?
Yeah, deep desert shit. Exactly.
It's not deep desert shit anymore. It's just shit.
Okay, well, soloing that was really not that bad.
It honestly was not, like, super scary.
It was pretty easy. Even the last boss was pretty easy.
They speak to Baron if you've put that loot away?
I think I'm just gonna go to, you know, Harcothon.
Yeah.
The difficulty scales with party size, does it?
Yeah, it was only level one.
I mean, I could do more.
But like, it really wasn't that bad.
Level two only increasing by like 25% max HP?
Not that bad.
He's stillowing three?
Eeeh. Eventually, yeah.
Let me get some upgrades and shit.
Like, free this out.
I'm gonna go up to Harco.
Oh wait, that's not where I wanna go.
Where's Harco?
I'm an idiot.
Hehehe.
I'm gonna go down there.
Oh, did they get rid of the whole, like, fuel and water thing?
Did they get rid of that?
On this Overworld map?
It looks like they did.
Good.
That shit sucked.
It wasn't really doing anything, so like, good.
You reached the pat- read the patch notes?
I did.
There's still stuff I'm going to discover that I didn't realize, you know?
Yeah.
I know difficulty goes up to level 100.
I know.
So not every dungeon has radiation, right?
You can read?
Yeah, I know, Sultralord.
For you, that may be an incredible power that no human could ever retain, but you get it.
Even though you know how to read, you just won't do it, so.
Good, you're awake?
I'm always awake, Sultralord.
the problem. Why can't they activate my inventory? That was weird. Wow. Research schematic. Yes.
schematic pattern grade one can be found in graded loot or by recycling.
I don't know what that does. Learn this. More of that. Learn this.
Honestly, with an endgame like this, I really want to see like kind of how the augmentations
work. And then, uh, I'm very excited about that. You can buy new swatches with lines red
Avengers 2? Really? Really? What does this guy have?
What will it be?
Who'd trade?
Really? Okay, so there's still Mark IV parts now.
Um, any new stuff off this guy?
Oh, what is this?
So these go up way high now.
There's now House Script 2? Okay.
Well, Harco, look, you don't have to be jealous.
I understand.
That guy looks troubled, he does.
All right, where is my head of house?
It's off this way, I guess.
One of them is off this way.
It's me and... Enter the spy.
There's nothing to be jealous of, I get it?
Our faction isn't named after a Ligma.
You know what trade he's in us.
Oh no, it's already happening.
I am honored to have earned the respect of your master of assassins, my lord.
Not mine. Peter is my uncle's pet monster. A sliver of his respect means you're dangerous.
But dangerous to who?
Great men have killed over less paranoia than that. That's a great idea. I feel like I should say that.
My uncle taught me to never obliterate someone untinkingly.
Always do it for an overriding purpose. He said
No, you're purpose for I have a purpose for you. Yay
All these wigglers people you got damn right
Yeah
Then I shall waste no more of your time with banter tell me my task
Go to the houses make yourself
All right. I'm gonna go learn how to do the worm.
Wow. I need to go back to my handler who's
Master Poison Man, he's up top, isn't he?
Lansred Manipulation
I don't know, he's like down over that way.
Oh wait, no, he's by the front door, I remember now.
He's like up here, yeah.
Basically do the Lansred, yeah, pretty much, you know.
Oh, hi. You again.
Stop smelling me!
He's always smelling. Always.
It's a paragon of harkening ideals of shrewdness, drive, and power.
He's terrifying. An absolute monster.
There's more to him than his nickname, demeanor, and reputation imply.
There we go.
Granted, there's only slightly more to him, but it speaks very well to your insight that you suss that out.
Our dear Baron has many vices, none so deadly as a habit for underestimating.
He underestimates Glossu. We shall not make that mistake.
The beast is slow to study, but he's had several years in the crucible of the war of assassins to learn.
He has hidden depths, shallow as they are.
This voice actor is amazing, by the way.
Just actually insane.
Yeah.
Can you maybe explain what Duna's about?
Okay.
There's too much.
Let me sum up for this timeline.
Paula tradies in one timeline
It's gonna get real weird Paula tradies in one timeline. It's high on spice spice lets you see the future
But also does bad things to you when you don't eat it, right?
He's on so much spice that he can see the future off into the universe like
All the timelines and he's trying to find the golden path basically the way forward for humanity
That is the perfect timeline for all of them to survive and while he's he's spice high and seeing all these different universes
He sees a universe and he he
Is visioning it in which he was never born and that universe is this game
That is this game this game is in
Polatreddy's mind. He is the sleeper
Yeah, anyway
Dune is weird
Dude is, dude is very weird, but, but, we're playing in his dream.
We're in Paula Trady's dream. Yes. We're in his spice dream.
The whole universe that we're in is his spice dream.
Yeah. You're living in a simulation. Technically not a simulation.
Technically a spice-induced hallucination.
It's different from a simulation. Yeah. We're in his actual spice dream, unironically.
I suspected he would. I would give my servants left armed to have been there to see him squirm.
This is not the sort of game he's accustomed to.
But to the beast's credit, he does see the need for Lansrad intrigue.
It can be taught. I will help you expand your potential to accommodate this task.
What is he doing, man?
Oh, first of all, two minutes.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't like that.
The experience is quite intense
Return to me when you feel ready bro. I'm ready now
Matrix me up
Yeah, I know kung fu let's go
It's got needles and shit
Okay, okay, you gonna assassinate me this time or like
Ah, welcome back. Your skull may feel several sizes too large, but the feeling should pass.
No, no. Do not speak. Not yet. Breathe and listen. The knowledge is in your brain, but it is buried deep.
Only action, adrenaline, and a certain proximity to death will awaken the knowledge.
Got it kill things find yourself a landsratt patron and do whatever favor they ask the training will come to you
It is less like learning and more like
Remembering I would advise you to choose said patron
strategically
Okay
Open the lands redboard they have changed the lands red entirely
Let's see.
Okay, it's a lot.
That's cool.
Now, that's actually really cool.
I'm glad they changed it up.
I'm really glad they changed it up.
I'm actually really glad they changed it up.
Hope you're doing well.
I am doing well.
Hope you're doing well.
How's this shit working?
Okay, so it's quest.
We have to do quest to do it.
He gives faction standing, house script.
Trevor to the blushing cavern from the Overland map.
Find the main deserter camp.
I'm gonna accept that.
Ooh, on behalf of these guys.
Okay.
That's kind of sick.
I dig this.
I really like this, man.
And we can actually do a bunch of different ones at the same time.
So, like, that's enter the wreck of the tyke as well.
Oh, actually, you know what?
I'm going to abandon this one.
And then we go into here, and this one is also the wreck of the tyke.
So, we can have all three of these inside of the same place.
That's really nice.
I like that.
I don't know how the in-game economy works now.
There's a lot of cooldown on abandon for some reason.
I don't know.
You know.
Alright, we gotta go complete a lands red mission.
But also, I have another objective up north.
You could never wear a skin suit that tight.
Zoltzler, I want you to know that I actually never imagined you wearing anything.
Like I imagined you was just an amoeba slowly moving around your home.
Tell me that I'm wrong.
just glorping in a direction. Featureless, formless, really. Oh, no, not this again.
Oh, look, the kitten is back. Do we have business?
I don't, but it's fine. I do enjoy our infrequent catch-ups. You've survived a lot longer than most of Fenring's toys.
Not like this.
Like this
Yeah, it binds them all in ties of honor the art of can be
People who give up freedom for stiff-necked foolishness kitten
But of course where the law is black and white
There is also gray and amongst the construction of neo-carthag
Quite a scene has arisen
Well
Fortunately for you the operation is funded by yours truly
So, you simply need to give the passphrase to the guards I've bribed.
Head towards the Neo-Karthag construction site of the village.
Say, white for poison, black for purity, and they will let you pass.
Work your way up the ranks, Kitten.
I don't doubt your competence.
Just remember that duels can be different than brawls.
the rules and give my regards to Maxim Dubrov.
let's see let's see yeah go do stuff cuz I said so exactly is it you move along
this area is restricted that means fuck off nah the words are correct what
I got business in the arena.
Look at skill specialization?
I will?
I already have skills, but I don't know where the skill specialization is currently.
You know the name kitten will never leave you, god damn it.
Come on man.
Come on, come on man.
Oh, it's down here.
New component from the skill menu specializations offer five distinct categories.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, that's huge.
Holy shit.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, that's awesome.
No, this doesn't suck.
No, this is good.
No, this is really good.
You understand?
Getting your entire inventory by 5 slots is disgusting, dude.
I am an explorer player, and an engineer player.
So like, I'm super down for this.
How do I gain levels in this?
Does this just happen from doing stuff?
Or do I have to do specific tasks for each one of these?
Yeah, these buffs are nuts, man.
These buffs are actually insane.
Complete lab thread contracts?
Okay, cool.
Done.
Is that Lufthair?
What are you doing?
What are you doing Lufthair?
Stinky.
I see you Lufthair.
I see you in your radioactive bullshit.
Subdue.
comes out of the deserts. I wonder, do you seek to experience our bloodsport as a spectator
or participant?
Little of both.
Oh, I like that answer. Then you are in luck. A bout is about to begin. It's Harkonnen
versus Atreides. We've let the bad blood between these combatants boil to a simmer.
should be quite a fight you do get the crowd roaring and give you that
alright let's see
Wee!
Dual Blades? New?
Okay, so it's whoever wins gets absolved of crime. Love that.
Maybe the 10 gifted subs? You're awesome, dude.
Thank you. It's incredibly nice of you.
Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife.
Oh, they don't have shields either.
Oh, for a sin in his eyes.
Dirty a trade he's tricked in.
Oh, oh this is not looking good.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Ohhhh.
Oh, ohhhh.
winner dies in the ambulance knife fight it's over
Well that was disappointing, both friends seem to be down and both still breathing, down
and out, battered but breathing, barely holding on, just like the real war, eh?
Let's get these idiots out of there and get some real fights going!
Damn dude.
Actually, damn.
Once again, the pit has been fed its steady diet of blood and cheers.
Be honest, what do you think?
I love that he's just, like, disappointed, right?
He's just, like, disappointed in the outcome of the fight, like, two guys are bleeding to death.
He's like, not enough!
We need more.
Vitor should have won that fight. I smell treachery.
Hmm.
I sense the appeal.
I'm looking for someone who's not what they seem.
No, but the dancer fails.
And I mean you displease Lara.
No, no disrespect Orzillara.
I know her too much.
She knows too much.
If only there was a solution.
I've got it.
We need to get to know each other more.
And there's no better way to learn about someone
than seeing them in the pit.
Okay.
Take on a fight or two.
Melt the ice.
Perhaps we get the measure of each other.
Perhaps we can then speak more.
Perhaps we can then speak more freely than both of us. Yes
How can you stream at EU convenient hours because a lot of her community is is international I streamed for midnight until noon
Set six days a week ads are about to start madam run. We're gonna wait
The password is the opposite of what it should be, that's the point.
I'm going to go brush my teeth during the outbreak, one sec.
And I'm back.
What about all day?
What?
It's in Europe.
Aren't most of its audience from USA?
No.
No, I think about 36% is US based on Twitch's metrics.
stream from midnight till noon, PST. Usually Americans get on at about 8 a.m., somewhere
in there. That's about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of Europe and Australia and South America,
more than anything else. And it changes throughout the day based on, you know, where they're
from.
The moment I saw you I had a flash of your Japan
Here stands a contender here stands a blessing of the battle gods from your Dutch
That's awesome feed the pitch or are fed to it. You'll need a name before we start
something for the people to chant and cheer and dread
Suggestions
Nameless one your name is the nameless one
The degenerates killer. The mysterious stranger.
I want another option. Fred.
It's called Fred.
Another Dutchie. A lot of Dutch people.
Macedonia. That's interesting.
That's really interesting.
China's banning all electronic locking concealed door handles on Carcer 2027.
That's a very specific and very weird thing to ban.
That sounds like more like they're targeting Tesla and they're doing it a weird roundabout
way.
Does that make sense?
Because it's a very strange thing to ban.
Oh, it's because of safety issues?
Okay.
If it's safety issues, then it makes sense.
I'm just mostly like, what cars have that?
It's like really, I can only think of Tesla having that.
Those door handles are super shit, they are.
Yeah, they're not good.
There's actually a couple of people that live in my area
that have cyber trucks.
And I live in Washington state.
So it rains all the time.
So all of them are rusting.
They all have like rust along the edges
and people make fun of them
and they say that your car shit its pants.
Cause it's just like brown.
It's really funny.
Like, why did your car shit its pants, dude?
Look at that guy's car, it shit itself.
It's like, yeah, now it's like a syrup
because they have to salt the roads here
because it snows and it freezes.
And then also it rains all the time.
And it's like, you just don't want to do this.
Yeah, you don't want to do this.
Yeah, it's really bad, really, really bad.
Is it even legal to cyber your truck?
Okay, buddy.
All right, sometimes you just really like an F-150, okay? Whatever you want to do in the comfort of your own garage
I don't want to hear about it
I'm gonna be the degenerate killer
Let me try that
The degenerate killer
Yes, I like it. It's got glamour, filth, and danger all in twine
That's it. You are the degenerate killer
Very good, very good
The only thing you think of is coding, right?
You know, the only thing you can think of is that it's like a coating on the cyber trucks and because that it like wears off
Because the salt and the constant moisture. I don't know what's causing it, but they do look like they shit their pants and it's very funny
Very funny, it's always like around the bottom rim
So it's like wow it's covered in poops. It's pretty bad. Yeah
So it's just the steel. That's all that's doing it. Yeah. Salt and moisture makes stainless
steel rust there. You're good, then. The degenerate killer. Amen.
Oh, do we just get guns too?
Alright.
Is this like a new end game activity?
Could I just live here in the pit?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, these actually hurt!
Wait, what?
Wait wait wait wait wait.
No these actually hurt.
Holy crap dude.
I'm not used to that.
I'll sue that again.
Alright.
Welcome back to the pit.
Ah the pit first.
Nah we gotta do that again.
The pit prepares you.
It's a PVP I don't think so.
I think he's got my ass kicked.
I thought there was only one enemy, but I guess there was a couple.
Changers, I don't have armor. I run still soon always.
That's why I'm confused.
That one's dead.
of
I need to learn the new timing on this.
That's a little bullshit spawning directly on top of me, but whatever I got it got my
stand back. Now you go. You think it parries a lot earlier? It is. It's way different.
I just need to re-learn the timing because it's completely different.
I did it.
And what have you learned about this?
Look at this basting.
You can also parry backwards or forwards now?
Interesting.
Throw me a contender then. Alright.
The biography on your side. Jesus.
So one guy.
You just got your butt handed to you by a single mob. You had one shot before. What's going on? I know, right?
I know, right? Like, I had the same exact experience. I was like, what's happening?
To know that they truly witness something at the pit. I want my fighters you ingrate the epics at one another
I'll have a chat with the brute. All right, where is it? Where do I have a chat with the guy?
Yeah
Is it you? Are you the guy?
Oh, it's a poison.
That's not what I wanted.
What brings a cultist preacher to the fighting pit?
Oh.
Reach from peculiar pulpits.
I pour poison into worms, and the mysteries of the worm into ears.
Welcome to my church.
Okay, occultist, an actual cultist.
Have any of the fighters acted strangely about it?
I can only say that the dancer of Vales is more than he seems.
What do you know of them?
Goddy performative mystique hides more dangerous missus radio slag actually
comes out of dungeons now two men
broot is a massive sack of sacramental fluid to be spilled in honor of the tire
and worm all other particulars are of little importance
All right, whoo
Are you
Can I interest you in the cause of the sandflies?
What?
Indeed, yes.
The crowds here like gaudy patter and names.
It's not inaccurate.
My love affair with fire is well documented on the hides of my foes.
What brought you from the sandflares to the fight pits, man?
I'm really glad that he's insane.
I'm really glad.
But the cause isn't the only reason you fight, is it?
involuntarily lean forward because they smell something so, so, so good!
They really got amazing voice actors for this game, dude. The voice acting is
insanely good. Like holy shit, man. Writing is good, voice acting is good, yeah.
Oh
Little bird little bird fly away home before you go and get your wings clipped
I'm the master of chains
And I need no other name
Okay, you're cool, I guess
Where's my brood? Hey, hey there need me products that are more violent nature
I got ammo and gear and what you got don't you?
What you got?
Incendiary, Jill.
Artisan weapons...
Powerpack Mark V, really?
What am I wearing?
Let me just get...
I got a young Sparky on, so that's fun.
Dying in the ring doesn't look like it damages all your shit, so that's kind of nice.
Alright.
Let's fight this guy.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to do it, but...
Well, uh...
You honestly forgot about this game? Haven't played in months?
Anything crazy happened? They updated the shit out of it.
It's got an amazing endgame now.
You got your steam refund!
Great.
I'm really glad, dude.
Good one.
Awesome.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm facing you.
Name the trail of five males left behind.
Four in blood.
Four in filth.
I give you the degenerate killer.
He just- Hey, I'm the degenerate killer.
I thought- I thought you should know.
Whoa, okay.
It's gonna poison that guy.
My shield break.
my stand okay you good buddies that's probably not cool
Really?
All right, I'm getting buddies really does suck
All right, let's go.
Okay.
Very cool.
Stamina region is rough.
Alright, learn to the parry move, at least partially.
I was definitely nowhere near him in my life.
That was very odd.
Your refund was denied?
Contact them by support.
Yeah, just contact Steam by the support system instead of through a refund request and you
will get it.
Yeah.
Okay, random NPC out of nowhere got it.
of
the
of
the crash review
The enemies in that hard it's the ads the ads are way scarier
Yeah, they actually oh, it's not PVP. No, it's a PvE arena. Yeah
You put the screws to Brute quite nicely.
The crowd has a taste of your name and they like it.
The pit is not done with you yet.
I hope I gave them a thrill.
It's not just the crowd.
The other fighters have noticed you too.
may not be the best but he is among the best the others whisper your name isn't
he dead now the most interest in the dancer veils what can you tell me about
the strange figure and ultimate gladiator I really don't know anything
about them not knowing would normally drive me crazy but the mistake is
It's glorious.
They are the top contender here.
Perhaps I could learn more if you did me a little favor.
Okay.
What's the thing?
I've tried to make this fighting arena a grander experience.
To that end, I recently sent an agent to fetch an item.
Something one cannot buy in a shop.
That agent never returned.
this man this is one small favor isn't it that's exactly what it is that means
Chronos has to do one small favor
hey Chronos I know you there I know you are one small favor
just one small favor
Where's the wreck of the tyke?
Do these change?
Or do they always use this?
No, it's not in the basin, it's all the way over here.
From the Overland app.
Not changing that yet anyway.
Interesting.
Why villains have Russian accents?
They don't.
There's a whole bunch of different villains in this.
In fact, nobody's a good guy and they all have different accents.
You need your radsuit?
I've got it.
Yeah, I can see the radiation immediately.
Let's just do that.
Alrighty.
All righty, yee-haw.
I'm cooking.
It's not in a good way.
There is the entrance to this piece of shit.
Okay, we're doing one of these.
Hello friend!
Oh, I just insta-killed them?
Or not.
Oh, I got a knife!
boop boop boop boop
Hello friend
Wow alright
What why did he make a death whale noise and then not die did you see that it was weird right
Like that was really weird right
What the hell's my water
Just drink from my stillsuit I guess
There we go.
Did they make heat stroke like way nastier than it used to be?
I think they did.
I
Long
Long
Okay, oh shit
I may not be able to do this place.
Yeah, I'm yeah.
Radiated slag, back parts, garbage, garbage, garbage, cool, those are neat.
What's this?
Engineering Shigawire Logs.
K... K...
There's a couple of dudes up ahead. We don't like that. That's not good.
free stuff. We love free stuff. Nice. Don't need that. A little bit nervous.
Oh, we got adds, but I can't stop.
And I'm stuck inside this room.
Oh, this might actually be bad.
Shit.
Shit.
Moving, moving, moving.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
These guys are using disruptors and they're really scary, actually.
Not great.
of
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
nasty.
It's down.
All right, that's your over. Sorry about that. That, uh, I did not expect that to take as
As long as it did, that was terrifying actually.
I've got two of the quest things done in here.
I may have to get out of here soon though.
of
the
Yeah, it's supposed to be pause during that I break. I'm sorry about that. I didn't expect that fight to be as nasty as it was
Hey, buddy, I'm leaving because I'm almost out of radiation protection and that's not really what I want. Oh
Shit
Jesus dude
I just like to leave, how do I leave?
Can I not leave?
I guess I can't just leave.
Letting the radiation fall off of me at least.
It's marked in compass.
The exit, is that what it is?
Alright, I managed to burn the radiation off so I can get back in.
Need to leave via the thopter, got it.
I'm glad to see landmines are still as useless as they used to be.
Nice.
Something over here, huh?
Do salvage metal garbage?
A box?
There's not one I've already gotten, so that's nice.
Couple of enemies in the center here, it looks like.
of
down to go
to the state
I didn't realize he had a flamethrower, that sucks.
That dude's just gonna stand there and get eaten, I guess.
His shield is insane.
Oh, he died of poison.
Okay.
Yeah, you guys are spooky. You're real spooky. I don't like that. I don't like how
spooky you are.
Okay.
Generally, there's a spot here.
Oh, they are still giving you muddle, I didn't realize that.
Living weird in here for me.
No.
No special items in here.
Yeah, toilet paper.
You stuff in your wounds and live.
That works.
She knows you stuff toilet paper and wounds.
How do you not know that?
Ridiculous.
Okay, somehow this room is no radiation.
useful. So this was the room that I got into before and killed the boss. Just
Jasmine in a dungeon?
That's really cool.
No, that's awesome, actually.
Nothing secret under there, but still, just free jazmium is... that's kind of neat. I like that, actually.
of
the common
drop that
to dump the jazzy of money to
have
A bunch of enemies up ahead, but we have no radiation.
This is going to be a boss room, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Again, there's some bullshit in here.
Okay, game, what's going on?
I can no longer move my camera up and down?
There we go.
Yep, get out.
There we go.
I just swapped weapons and swapped back.
That was really weird.
Okay, so this is loot room, and we've seen those in other ship configurations.
So there's no enemies.
Missile launcher!
It fires homing rockets.
What?
I'll take a free missile launcher, cool, man.
Is there no super chest in here?
It looks like there is no super chest.
That's a bit weird, yeah?
Huh.
What is that?
Yeah, usually there's like a super chest.
Like, it's got like a glowing thing above it.
Is it right over here?
But I guess not.
So I guess only the ones in the deep desert have that. This doesn't have that.
Is quest reloaded? I don't know where I have the last one.
Access the control room and activate the cargo protection system.
I'm guessing it's this? Alright.
How do I access the control room? So it's not that?
Is it this thing?
Are your quest markers on your directional HUD?
Yeah, but I don't know which one is which.
Okay, we're gonna go back deep inside into one of the radiation shielded rooms.
Yeah, there's like that all the way up there.
Okay, here's a radiation shielded room.
Let's wait for a moment.
One of the boxes, the active one?
Yeah, I gotta go over there.
So it says it's 90 meters away.
20 meters.
Oh, it's this.
Or where the hell's the key for this?
I've been through the whole dungeon.
I think there's another one of these.
That one's not interactive.
It's probably gonna be in here.
What? Okay, this door just regenerated.
That doesn't make any sense.
Regenerative do-la.
Well, if that's where the door is, where the hell's the key, man?
Well, that's something.
What?
What?
Yours doesn't do that?
No?
No, it doesn't.
Key and safe, yeah, pretty much.
Open the container?
What do you mean, open the container?
You mean these?
These containers?
I've already opened the other ones.
Not all of them open, either.
Like, that one...
That one is showing that it, uh, should be able to be opened.
It's not...
It's not scanning.
I guess we just burn it.
Yeah, because it's showing not, not scannable.
Oh.
Okay.
That's fine.
Oh wait, here we go.
There's another one of those.
There's our cargo manifest.
But what now?
Yeah, it is.
It's giving me salvage metal.
happy about it. Oh, okay. Is that what we're doing now? Not great.
Where's the last one? There were three of you.
Maybe they weren't. Maybe I miscounted.
Huh. Well I have no idea where this last one is. Maybe I have it all. Access to
control room deactivated but there's no there's no key the final key is missing
radsuit yeah I'm using a radsuit I don't know where the final key is for this
damn thing I've got all the other keys
so I don't know man that's weird so I'm missing it's the memory it's just
memory easy to find there's definitely a key but I've gone in all the rooms
where keys normally are in this place at least in the deep desert versions and I
don't know where it is. Just keep looking I'm just looking the same places over
and over because like it's normally like a door that you can open there and
then it does it but I guess not. I don't know where the hell the damn thing is.
What's your salvage shit over here? That's not useful.
The band you're looking for is yellow? Yeah, color wouldn't really matter in this.
Location matters, and I don't know where it is. It could be anywhere.
Yeah, it's definitely not out there. I'm gonna keep going around the edge.
Okay.
Nothing up the nest.
These can't be opened.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Okay.
We'll just spawn guys on me, got it.
Yeah, it's just right there.
Holy shit, dude.
Yes, yes, very cool.
So this room doesn't even have one either.
Yeah, surprise barbecue, but also like no indicator of where this damn key is.
out everything I can.
Opened up every box.
This room is now spicy again.
Oh shit dude, come on.
I didn't flame throw garbage.
I'm gonna die. I literally can't get my stamina back and this thing has infinite stamina.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Eat it.
Stamina system in this game always felt like needlessly punishing I think.
His enemies just don't have stamina really.
There we go.
Yeah not dead somehow.
I'm stuck on the floor.
Vantage.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
God damn it, dude.
Atta stamina. Come on, move. Stop falling all over your fills. You're self-leaning, idiot.
Manage the flyer away.
Yeah, even with like 200% bonus stamina, like you just fall, you run out so fast, dude.
Alright, so I've beaten this room a second time.
There is no yellow key in this room.
There's no yellow key in the previous room.
Where the hell is the yellow key?
You can stun dudes with your Shigohir? Yeah, they use a stamina to use it.
There's no yellow anywhere.
It's in the yellow- Thanks, bud.
Like, we've been in here as well, and there was no key in this room.
Like, there's nothing in here.
Where did they hide this shit, dude?
Check each door systematically? What do you have left? I already have.
I've checked every single one of them multiple times unless there's some shit that I'm just not seeing somewhere
It's kind of like where did they hide it open area in the middle somewhere literally checked that entire room so I'm kind of at a loss man
Like I've already been through all of this I'm not doing that again
Blame golem answer they ate the key I blame them
They're in the hallways not the rooms I've been around the entire outside hallway though so like
is it just some shitty nook or cranny somewhere that I missed it was a very
bad placement is it because like I went all the way down all the way like through
these side rooms I've been all the way out through this on each one of these so
Like, where is it?
There's one just sitting on the ground.
Yes, I get it.
You're the mid of the night spirit.
OK, yes, very slow.
What the shit, dude?
Jesus Christ, game.
Seriously?
What the shit dude?
Get off.
Get off.
Get off.
Get off.
Jesus Christ game.
How many freaking hints does this piece of shit have to fake?
That's super annoying.
I really actually don't like how they've changed Melee.
Melee used to feel really like kind of responsive and it just feels kind of shitty now.
know. Yeah, I really actually don't like that change at all. Because you can parry with your
left click and your right click now and the parry on the right click doesn't feel good at all.
I'm gonna switch my weapon out legitimately so like the rapier does not feel as good as it used
to whatsoever. Yeah, only rapier change. I'm getting rid of it. Like I was using the rapier
the whole time and it felt great. And now the new system does not feel good. I don't know.
I don't know where any of the timings are on it. It just doesn't work. The Dirk is like the old rapier
I'm gonna swap to that then because it just doesn't it doesn't feel good in combat
Like I'm just spamming left-click and I somehow carried in there and it doesn't actually make any sense
Like I didn't press the Perry button it just kind of
Just did its own thing randomly
Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here because I can't find this yellow key and it just keeps respawning enemies, which is super annoying
And I've already been in all the rooms that I can find so I'm leaving
This feels like a waste of time at this point. So let's watch to become a navigator. That's cool
Become become the navigator immerse yourself in the spice liquid
Yeah, I'm gonna get out of this place because wherever they've hidden this key. I don't get it man
I've been all over the stand building so
Jesus Christ stop moving slow stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Jesus Christ dude what
a mess all right how do I leave this damn place and I just walk outside of this no where
the hell is my ship exit top there's up on a rock great it'd be really cool if it showed
up on my uh HUD up there but it looks like it's not it's only showing quest
icons where the hell's the thought they're done is it the green icon that's
hidden behind the quest icon trap to you find the yellow key I just uninstall
That's super annoying me.
That you remembered when we parked?
No.
I think it was up top.
Okay, so a couple of things really don't like the new rapier.
Do not.
It does not have clear windows of Harry that it feels right now.
Doesn't feel right.
feels super weird and I'm going to be swapping out for that I don't want to
use it okay so where the hell is the thought here nothing on the minimap no
no over map.
really?
really?
really?
tall rock? there's nothing up there.
there's nothing on top of that rock, man.
like...
what?
no, you could see from up on top of the ship
unless it's not showing up because it's
too far away.
No, you could see from up on top of the ship unless it's not showing up because it's too far away.
I'm not finding the yellow cam, I'm leaving. I don't want to do that anymore.
I was literally just running around a room with shit just auto-respawning.
Like this is the tall rock, but there's no... there's no indicator.
Come on, man.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, a couple of things.
Dude, put this on the mini-map.
Like put it...
There's no indicator, unless you were really, really close to it.
That wasn't showing up, dude.
Like all of these were showing up, but there was nothing else showing up.
They were probably buried.
Put it on top.
Like, that needs to be shown.
That's not great.
Yeah.
Anyway, down over the yellow key is...
Rapier feels really bad.
switch out my primary weapon even though I used it for ages.
Didn't like the indicator on that one.
Least of the game's problems.
No, like as a returning player, having my primary weapon change completely
feels really bad actually.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
Compass icon prioritization.
Like you're, you need to have your escape route actually shown on the map
At all times tried to endangers. I
Just want to use the same weapon I had before and if the Dirk feels like that been great
What other weapons did they change out for melee? Did they switch out a bunch of shit?
Or is it just that one?
Because like that was not fun feeling in combat like the rapier went from like a
Kind of like a methodical weapon before where you could like perry and then respond to just kind of spam
It was impossible to parry in the PTC, they down tune it a bit.
It definitely requires retraining yourself to get good at it.
Yeah, I just don't like it.
I also don't like that I can parry on left click.
Like what the hell is that?
The whole point of it before was that you would intentionally parry with your right
click.
It's very weird.
Yeah.
Can you explain how the M2 SSD now costs $1350 when 3 years ago I bought one for $350-$400?
Welcome to AI.
The new world map is cool.
Left click is the primary pairing now for rapier?
Why?
Like what?
like what why would they switch your primary defensive system to the left
click left is offensive Perry and right is defensive what the hell does that
That means a parry's a parry, man.
Oh, Dizzy, it won't let you go into the map when I'm already in it.
Really?
So, it's a single person instance?
That's weird, dude.
No, that's really weird.
Okay, so I need to see actually what lands or admissions I just got because that that actually was not
really enjoyable
to be honest
Yeah, like I didn't actually enjoy that
Yeah
Unless you're teamed up. Well, it's not really about teaming up the the idea that I locked somebody else out from being 11 instances a little bit weird
Yeah
Chronos will correct any chat misconceptions soon. I don't know any chat misconceptions that are happening
Message Carlos
Yeah, I just messaged you about the rapier, I was like, it's so sterile.
Yeah, I'm going to swap up, Alex Bick.
I don't want to use this thing anymore. I felt... gigabed.
That's wild, man.
You-
You got so stuck in the parry tutorial, almost died.
I'm just sitting there trying to make it more than one person.
That's not trying to nut funcom.
Fair.
The parry thing just doesn't feel right, you know.
Your Spike Hilt Sword feels the same. Yeah, I'm gonna have to completely swap out. Like, I can't use it anymore, which does not feel good, really at all.
Okay, lines read. Um...
I've completed all of these. I can claim that reward.
If my calculations are correct and they invariably are, you're feeling a flutter.
Good, the mnemonic device worked.
Think of your skull as a graveyard.
You must summon the memories from their crypts.
For that act of neuro-necromancy, I prescribe a generous dose of spice.
Report back when you've started to recall the training.
I can only abandon a mission every hour?
That's super weird.
Yeah, that's super strange.
Is the vampire man again?
Yes.
Yeah, one server instance is funcom thing.
No, it's an I try to thing.
I tried to set the rope. Players were saying that Nitrodo's gonna update that.
I was doing some dueling with a friend. Perry Winders is so different and hard to get time right.
Once you get the windows down though, offensive and defensive Perry seem okay, but overall doesn't feel that great.
Could have a higher skill cap though.
It's not Nitrodo, he just said. I'm not gonna call Kronos, calm yourself.
No. Stop.
I'm gonna time you out. I'll do it.
But no if it's if it's not an I try to think it's a fun-com thing and I try to was working on it and cool whatever
Yeah, no to be real with you. I don't like the new Perry window. Yeah
I warned you
Yeah, no, I I don't like the new Perry window. I don't like how that feels
I'm gonna be swapping off I think
That weapon because that just doesn't feel right
It does not feel right at all.
I think I want to go over to either a sword or the dirk.
Yeah, it's either going to be the sword or the dirk.
Because the... the rapier on that does not feel right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just got a new update.
I suspect their skills are not there.
It tells me to be a house operator, and I am.
Did I miss something?
Specialization on skill required me to do a quest real quick, so you might have to do
that quest and then do that.
Yeah.
That quest was like really fast too.
Just followed that.
Let's see.
What is this one?
A set of surveillance in-house representatives across that?
So sabotage.
I think I'd rather just do exploration ones and like level that up because exploration
just seems better.
What is this?
People online are mad that people in Florida are taking the falling iguanas and turning
them into meals.
The iguanas are invasive species.
Yeah, I heard about that from Shea.
Yeah, they're invasive species.
There was a cold snap in Florida, so a lot of the local iguanas are dying or going
into like a catatonic state, and they're turning them into food.
It's an invasive species.
They're not supposed to be there.
They kill all the local wildlife.
They've been trying to get rid of them for decades.
Yeah.
They're dying.
I'm pretty sure that when they get turned into food, they die.
Yeah.
The Gladys and Pythons here equals bad, yes.
test efficiency are going to early warning system
travel hugger rift okay we'll do that I don't want to do one that like locks people out
of dungeons. That's super weird.
Yeah, I'm gonna try that.
And I've also gained a specialization skill.
Ranged Augmentation Limit.
Okay.
Insufficient Melange.
But I can just buy that one.
But this would cost more melange to buy.
Wait, can I just use melange to just...
...ourade by this?
What the hell am I waiting for?
Alright.
All the stories make Florida seem like a made-up place, dude, they really do.
man. You need the XP to unlock the buy. Alright. I'm gonna go make a completely different weapon
because this the rapier feels very bad now. It feels very very bad.
What are you going to make?
I don't know.
I farmed to get Pollock's pick, like, for dozens of hours.
And now it's bad.
I don't know what to do with that, so I'm going to have to find a different weapon
because this thing sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does not feel good anymore, so I have to completely swab it up and we'll find
something else.
Yeah, it's super disappointing.
I have to get a different knife.
It's like, I don't know dude, the rapier, it used to have a parry window on right
click and then you can stab and you can hold stab to pierce through but now it
doesn't feel that way at all now there's a very very tiny peri window that seems
delayed on right click and a peri window on the left click that seems
incredibly small like really really small and mostly you just get by
spamming which is like it doesn't feel good yeah how's it up there besides the
right here. There's definitely some really good systems in there that I can see, but
I can't really explore them right now because my primary weapon sucks ass. So it's like
I gotta go make a new one. Good evening. Good evening to you, man. Let's see.
What?
Water melange instead of water melange?
Water melange.
What level is this one?
Jasmine and tear.
there we go
industrial pumps in the red spot
how goes the sand dunes of arachas? i don't know yet
i don't know
it seems to be mostly endgame so if your weapon sucks it makes sense see the problem
is is that weapon
used to be best in class
the hullux pick
was amazing
like this is a really
really good endgame weapon
least it was and now it feels like shit so it's like uh like what do I do with
that right and I have no idea no king rolls forever I'm gonna guess but like
if I'm returning to the video game and suddenly my like bread and butter weapon
is trash doesn't feel very good
no
I don't even have a weapon that works through this.
Yeah.
I think that was the strongest weapon I had.
Yup.
That's why I farmed it too.
Well, that sucks.
Let me go look at the other weapon farm.
He's on.
Get one of the marketer farm.
be one of these. Small drill of electrical energy to the palms when hitting an enemy
offering a small stamina boost. K.
Hmm.
J. Psycho with 500 bits said I'm glad you got to rest.
It was super cool to see you drop by the ferret stream and snuggle the babbies and play with them a little
Yeah, I'm happy you saw my discord DM about AOC in the community
Here's to the future goblins
Yeah, no, I super agree. I'm gonna
I'm gonna be focusing on that a lot. I think just gonna build this
Yeah, we're just gonna build that thing I'm gonna do the replica Pulse sword because this feels like shit now
That sucks.
There's one good Lancer weapon, Vendor Guns, Ifarco 1 this week, and your Siege, I'll
have to check.
Yeah, that's all I want.
Okay, it's really slow now.
That's fine I guess.
Yep.
Growing the mushrooms even starting is more expensive than you're aiming for are you trying to buy a bunch of products for it?
Because it should only cost you $20 in a plastic tub
Right
So if you're doing some else that's a it's probably gonna cost you a lot for the reason
Right. Put that in there.
We got a random missile launcher. I don't know what to do with that.
You see the price of plastic tubs? No, it's super cheap, dude.
Do you want my AAC Merchant Amazon? I saw. It's so stupid, dude.
I don't know how to do with this thing.
This is my old set.
I should get the full syndicate set on.
I guess wearing a still suit is a bad idea now.
Yeah, it just doesn't work anymore.
So I guess I'll take out my syndicate set.
There we go.
Still suits suck for combat as they should.
They didn't used to.
These two actually be really good.
They're actually like really nice for combat.
Now they seem to suck, so.
All right, a depth missile launcher.
I don't know what to do with this thing, man.
I'm really glad I look like a hell dumber now.
This is the way.
What hasn't been good for combat since beta?
Since close beta?
That's not sure.
I actually did all of the content available, even in the deep desert.
Every single one of the dungeons fully and is still set the entire time.
It's totally fine.
If you're getting hit in combat, at least in the old system, like you're kind of doing
it wrong.
Like, you could get through everything with Purits and everything.
You didn't have to care.
There we go.
Yeah, no, I'm talking about PvE, man, like, not PvP.
is this. Very odd. Armor used to be kind of pointless. Now it feels necessary. Yeah, I
switched over to my mercenary gear. Let's see if there's anything else I can build.
Stamina bonus
Pincushion pens
Yeah, cuz I have like full pincushion and all kinds of shit
Idaho's Charge
No
The Forge chess piece
Yeah, that thing is sick, look at that
Wayfinder home. That's the scanner home.
I might do all the forge stuff.
You know?
I think forge is actually better than pincushion.
Let's see. 291.12, 291.15.
Light dart blade radiation heavy.
Oh no, pincushion's just better.
Because you get so much light dart and blade.
Yeah, have you tried stamina passives though?
I already have them.
Maybe I'll look at my skills.
We'll go over here.
There's a reason I have so much stamina.
Yeah.
What is this?
You see, Karen Elboriego message regarding AOC development
moving to China?
Bro, what?
are you are you unironically like believing messages on their discord that are from random
accounts named things like Karen
believe everything you see. How did I get an extra skill point? Neither done. All right.
Thank you for openly, openly highlighting it. Yeah, people even do the same thing with
Steven's account. Like Steven hasn't said a word
In the discord
And all and there's been people making accounts and like shitting on people and saying that they're Steven
Like using a picture of his face and shit
Yeah, I know he's I have no respect for him though
All right, so my build has to change
Nothing is gonna function right
Shit.
Hey, there's chicken, why you like this?
Karen's message is posted on IGN's story about it.
Now that is more interesting.
Let's go see what's up.
a hugely successful 3.2 million Kickstarter campaign back in 2017.
Games director Steven Shrievan, much of the senior dev team quit in protest claiming its
management board.
Had to ask them to do things he could not ethically support.
Laugh warnings.
The game's website is still live and accepting payment for cosmetics, but unless the top
operates delivery of cosmetic purchases may be delayed on certain realms.
Items will appear in your in-game mail once processing completes.
Do you want to know something really interesting, by the way?
Do you want to know something really interesting?
So the way that their referral program works is you're supposed to receive
15% of all payments on active accounts and
they used to show the total dollar amount on that page.
Sometime between 2019 and 2021, they removed this.
And now it just shows how many people signed up.
So that was another one I found out. I didn't even know that, because my page never showed that.
Which was really interesting.
Yeah, other people who were like previous creators on the game, like actually had a UI that showed how much money they were making, or how much money they were owed, which is very interesting.
K.
What?
See, do we even know if that's them, dude?
Director of this community as we begin a new chapter in Ash's creation,
Tripit Studio is moving forward with a renewed long-term vision of the game,
including continued development in China and a transition to a subscription-based model
supported by optional daily battlebases, a new in-game gold shop,
and expanded skill point progression systems.
Our goal is to ensure the project's sustainable sustainability while accelerating development and delivering a live service experience that can grow for years to come.
What do you mean a daily battle pass?
What?
This has to be a troll.
This has to be a troll. Nobody even knows if that's the real person.
This seems fake, dude.
This seems like outrageously fake. That's just bait.
IGN, you fell for bait.
IGN, you fell for bait!
That's bait, dude.
God damn it.
It's impossible to determine who Borieko is.
You've just taken bait and made an article about it.
God damn it.
You're the worst.
I wish I could undo the ad revenue you just got.
Okay, so we have all these new things, the heavy-caliber stuff in here.
I need to find a way to get regis components.
I have no idea how that functions.
I think I need to make a full set of pin cushions here.
Ah, I'm missing a piece, aren't I?
I'm missing the boots for pin cushion.
How deeply annoying.
But I can make a bunch of these.
Yeah, I've got a little plus standing for it.
I don't know what I want to do again.
Advanced fabricators, or you can make them?
The advanced weapons fabricator, you mean?
If you're thinking about these, I need to make regis components.
Advanced survival fabricator.
Hello, ticks.
Oh wait, no, I think that's over on this side.
Too many fabs.
I think it's this one, actually.
Okay, what is this new one?
Parallel testing station full of radiation and corpses sits in the deep desert.
It is said the parts of lost house atomics were used to create other devices.
The unique power pack is charged by a nuclear accelerator, offering a higher
than normal durability for those brave enough to use it.
Okay, 73 Regen a second, PowerPool 700, 64 Regen per second, PowerPool 900.
I think I'm happy with mine for now.
Where's this Regis?
Regis component. Off-world Regis compound.
What?
Requisition by the Lands Red. Used to fabricate high-quality gear and
augmentations. Must be adapted to local environments by an advanced survival
fabricator before usage. K...
Yeah, okay.
It's got a specializations.
Yeah.
Can I just have all of these traits, by the way?
Do I just get all of them?
Or is there like a limit for which ones I'm allowed to get?
of
space for
and
An additional skill point, that's interesting.
Random headshot damage, also interesting.
I have a lot of spice.
How do I actually need to level them first?
Okay, so I can't just use Spice after level them up.
Wait for me, Eds.
Hello, and good afternoon, Thor. Good afternoon to you. Hope you're having a good day, man.
What?
Oh, it's just by sand.
Okay, so I need to go and do more of these lands red missions and I have, okay that was
weird.
You see the notepad plus plus hack?
Yep, I am not impacted.
I had a very old version of the notepad plus plus and the attack was targeting very specific
individuals either from companies or from the government.
So thankfully not my problem.
update no pet plus plus I mean yeah
all right got that done
Let's see here
It seems like a lot of this endgame so far is like like your radiation suit on you still feeling scrungly not really
Not really scrungly
Mostly trying to figure out like what this game wants me to do now
Yeah.
Some are some not.
It seems like a lot of radiation.
A lot more than you would expect, you know.
I like the new wind on the side.
Little trails there.
It's nice looking.
Did a good job.
It's always been Doon's problem, what do you do in the endgame?
I mean, the endgame seems like it's pretty vast now.
The problem that I'm running into is they changed Halleck's pick, which was my primary weapon,
and it feels like shit now.
So I'm like...
...all right, you know, I guess I'll just...
...use something else, right?
And now I have to use a completely different tool.
of
Come on. I'm in the shadows. Game.
much more in the shadows do I need to be there we go
grab that this looks good
killer you there good let's find out what happened to my missing courier I
suppose this is a good time to tell you that the package you're looking for
contains a radiation core. Not to worry. It's perfectly safe, I think. Check for the
sealed container. Just make sure you're wearing your suit. Respect the suit. If
the radiation core isn't there, you'll have to get it yourself in the wreck of
the oria. Be alert. Don't linger and you'll make it out just fine and I will
make it worth your while.
of
of
You want?
Hey, guys.
It's not very nice.
The hijacking that you're talking about, dude.
Uh, Shtiva, there are two.
The one that I was talking about,
God damn it, dude.
One second.
Give me a second.
The one that I'm talking about
is not the one you're talking about right now.
There are two separate ones.
of
it
if
there we go
But also, now where do we have to go?
Travel to Pinnacle Station?
Where the hell is that?
I guess I have to leave the map?
Yeah.
the jubal ifrit region in haga basin
where's the jubal ifrit
there it is jubal ifrit
there it is
yep back to dune
yeah we're talking about completely different issues man the issue was um
When the hijacking was actually done by their download server,
and the download server was only downloading that to very specific clients
because they were nation state targets.
It was state-sponsored at Thanksgiving.
So, I was not vulnerable to that.
Thankful.
CB patching flashback, yeah.
The world is crazy. I mean, it's normal. A lot of people don't realize like how common
that is. It's incredibly common, so. What's your thoughts on the upcoming game, Marathon?
I will never support Bungie again after what they did to anti-real the artist that they
stole from making Marathon in the first place. I know that they have paid their
and the Ornus has moved on, but I'm gonna vote with my wallet and say no.
Ran your own servers for a decade. Bad actors always spoken of them. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Do I need to be wearing my radiation suit?
Actually, I'm holding that core thing. Maybe I should do that.
You cast receding buttcrack? I cast Proceeding Buttcrack.
No one.
They did say respect the suit, so I'm going to respect that.
What do you know which okay
you have to get in a minute and 23 seconds really dude
game. Stop it. Dude, I can't even get there using an
ornithopter. There's no way. The hell? It's 2,000 meters away.
Like, I like how it just popped up the timer. It's like, yeah, I'm just going to silently
pop it up. There's nothing to like, there's no big moment or anything like that. It's
nothing like super fancy. There's no like emergency. It's just like, there's a timer
ticket at the corner of your screen now. Like out of nowhere. I'm not using the boost
So this damn thing.
No server, come on dude.
Alright, whatever man.
No, stop it.
I have no idea where this shit is.
This is 28 meters away.
Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. All right. Cool.
Like, where is that shit supposed to be? There's no reticles. There's no anything. It's just
like a timer pops up and then disappears. All right. Cool.
This is... You know what it is, honestly, man? It's kind of the same problem that
Dune had before. Quality of life is lacking really hard. Like, there could have been
any indicator that anything was going on there.
Yep.
Yeah, time section go out of nowhere, right?
You know, like, quality of life is too easy, that's not...
Bro, if you're gonna start a timed event, you should probably put up a thing being like,
Countdown timer has begun or some shit like anything on the screen, right?
Anything at all to tell the player you're in an emergency situation, you have to go and instead it was just
Silently counting down at the top.
Like what the fuck?
Ugh.
Like alright man.
Yeah exactly.
Yeah, exactly. Time to bend on normal, then alert the user. Obvious day one stuff, exactly.
That's why I'm really confused, because I'm like, dude, why didn't you alert the user?
Like, what are you doing? So now we got to go all the way back over there and then
do it again. I also have no idea what the, like, the
The items we're supposed to be interacting with, because there was just nothing there.
Yellow key, exactly.
I didn't even interact with it either, like I just showed up and the timer started.
Like, there should be like an interaction, like a button to press or like a guy to talk anything,
anything at all.
Yeah, the mission being named Race Against Time doesn't really fix that though, man.
Because every other mission, like you go to a place and you interact with something,
This one just starts like see that it just starts when you get here and there's just
a timer that just shows up like it's super weird dude that's why I was like what the
Hell man now you get it see now you get it
Damn you right exactly that's why I was like why did you do that?
Like I'm not just bitching a bitch that shit's weird
Come on man, god damn bug, alright so now I'm here, oh my god now I gotta do multiple
more times.
and
of
of
of
Jesus Christ
and they had the balls to hide the damn thing in walls all over the place
how annoying
It's another one.
The copters are super fun.
They've done a really good job at the copters.
This mission is kind of weird.
Yeah, this mission is super weird.
I'll explain how I would change it after this to be honest with you
Yeah, it's not too short of a timer you can do it without thrusters.
I think the biggest thing that I would change, honestly, the more that I think about this
is just do an indicator when it starts, or have like an interaction when it starts.
Like you have an interaction for each one of these and that ends up making sense because
the player is performing an action that causes the quest to go forward.
But with the initial timer starting just by being in the area, my assumption was
that I had to go somewhere and press a button or do something and instead it just activated
right? And I think that's the real that's the real awkward part you know like it should
it should be an interaction from the Blair and it's not a button to start at anything
like that any kind of interaction you know but the lands red stuff cost constantly and
the things you're finding are weird? Yeah, I'm finding pretty weird shit. That's true.
Let's get out of here.
You could definitely do that on a bike. I could probably also do it with
the Bindu sprint based on the timer.
Cool.
Fast progress up.
Oh, the dungeons are worth it.
The first one I did seemed pretty cool.
It's really good shit.
Two different versions of the collector's edition for Marathon with one being $40 more.
I'm not buying that shit.
I'm not.
Not after what they did to Anti-Real, dude.
I just can't.
Like I used to love Bungie and they've become something I just can't support.
I just can't.
What the hell happened to them, but...
Yeah.
Just sucks now, dude.
You wanna touch another Bungie item after that? Same.
I just- I just can't do it.
is this it? No, it's this.
Okay.
Wait, Sensor Gate? What's Sensor Gate?
Is it this shit?
Oh Jesus, the game is lagging, there we go.
Okay, so these are just kind of like...
Randomized missions around the map.
And they're kind of like minigame missions.
That's what I'm getting from each one of these.
They're not like super difficult.
They're just kind of like the exploration ones are just...
random minigame stuff.
It's vehicle-based minigame.
It's kind of cool.
It's ways to burn durability, for sure.
This looks fun. Yeah, this actually doesn't feel bad. I like this.
It's understandable, and the thing is, it started by me getting in the ornithog, right?
So, like, there was a...there was an action to perform to start the quest into this state.
Which I think is the correct way to do it. The problem that I have with the other one is there was no action to perform.
It just went off the moment I got in the area.
Which is kind of weird. These are chores. They are.
They're definitely chores.
The performance is definitely having problems though, gotta say.
Alright, cool.
Okay, so now we can go to my skills, go to specializations, and I've gained this.
Okay, but now I need spice melange to level it up, yeah?
Looks like I do.
Okay.
Yeah.
So these are easy to do for people who don't want to do difficult conduct.
Yeah, there's definitely like no difficulty on that one.
At all.
I will say that there's like some seriously weird performance going on.
Like weird stuff with that.
I don't know what's causing it, but that's fine.
I think it's server side performance.
Every time it stutters, I get server icons.
That might be the problem.
Yeah.
are you weird for getting to kill 2,000 orc thing now?
very cold, we still haven't fixed that one, correct?
What is this?
If you have not played since release and only play with one of the friends should we fresh restart
um I think no because all this stuff is kind of like end game shit
Did it a big patch today?
Yeah, no, this is a huge patch.
So if you've been playing it before, I would not delete your character because you're gonna
have to go back through everything again.
I will tell you one thing, rapiers have changed completely and I do not like the way that
they feel.
Yeah, no, there's a huge end game for it now and I'm pretty impressed with that
so far and I'm just kind of, you know, barely touching the surface of that right
now.
But like to be real, I don't like the way that thing feels.
The rapier feels very bad.
Your base is definitely sandstormed away.
That's okay. Build a new one, right?
When did you decide to grow your hair long?
Let me tell you a secret.
My hair is long because I'm lazy.
I don't want to cut it.
And I don't want to pay someone else to cut it.
That's it.
Also, it keeps my neck warm, which is great.
This update is so freaking good. Yeah, I would say that some of it is good so far and some of it's kind of weird
Like the rapier feels really bad that quest was a bit strange one of them was but the other one was cool
The new upgrade system seems cool. So it's kind of like
You know like right now I'm kind of 50-50 and I'm just gonna keep exploring until I figure out how I feel about it, you know
You cut your hair short recently and the air on your neck feels so damn weird.
I hate that.
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
How is my favorite neurological experiment?
Please tell me you've begun the process of mnemonic recall.
Go to your partner right now, if you have one, and say how is my favorite neurological
experiment.
Report back with your findings.
I'm sure something will happen if you do this.
We're about to hit ads by the way, so um, if you don't return, yeah.
My wife just said you're in the experiment!
Okay, fair.
Good.
Fantastic.
All right, I'm gonna go get a snack for a moment.
Go your funeral.
I have returned, and I'm eating a snack.
It's delicious.
ZeroRikuremu said hello, Thor and Chat.
I just want to say lost my grandmother last night and have had a rough day.
Just wanted to say thank you to you and this amazing community's entry heart.
I'm really sorry to hear that, man.
I'm scared of that every day, dude.
My grandma's visiting at the end of this month.
Can she come on stream?
I'm probably not going to stream while she's here.
No, Kim Tony.
Alright.
in a day. We have the means to make you dead, Leia. Let's begin with you focusing on recalling
how to make your equipment more effective via augmentation.
Do the augmentation.
Carrying the favor of the great houses of the Landsrad brings with it rewards of house
script, the currency of the elite. With this, you can purchase off-world compounds
needed to craft superior augmentation components, normally reserved for the Regis cast.
Splendid! I will give you an augmentation schematic to get you started. Impress me.
Yeah, Polymorph, you want to talk about AOC, just ask away, dude. But also, um, I've
I've got a whole video for it up on YouTube.
Hmm.
Mwah.
If you're not going to stream while your grandma's over, could you at least stream as a grandma?
No.
But we're just like spoiled characters.
I mean, I look like a helldiver right now, dude.
Gotta be honest.
What do you mean boo?
I couldn't pull it off, dude.
I'm not Kit Boga.
I mentioned of the Ixur Tleilaxu. Yeah, there's Tleilaxu. There's a whole... you should play the game.
If you know who the Tleilaxu are, and you want to experience story with them, you will like this game.
They did a very good job with that. Very good job with it.
Yeah.
So I have much to show you.
What are you buying?
What are you selling?
I have all the materials and ingredients
for my desire for their crafting enterprises,
as well as a few limited-time specialty goods.
All right, let's say off-world Regis compounds.
All right.
Spice workers, Garb.
Is that just...
Are these just cosmetics?
That's a rip-off.
I could fight a billion of those.
Holy shit.
There seems to be no reason to get any of the rest of this.
A silicone block, really.
All of them, wait.
All of them.
I did it.
My bones Minecraft safety cancel dude I'm aware of this shit it's stupid
Honestly all I've been doing is watching mojang turned into a government and I'm not a big
fan of the government. That's it. Nope.
Not a fan, dude. Not at all.
Yeah, even worse, it's a company that thinks through the government.
I don't know, dude. Like, the way that I feel about it is,
if you're getting Minecraft, you're hosting on your own server, right?
You're paying for the server.
Why does Mojang have the capability of determining what kind of content you have on that?
That's what I don't like.
And they already banned guns on the servers.
They already banned them. They're super weird. Yeah, I'm aware it's a to s but like that feels very strange when you are self-hosting
right
Like I guess I can understand things like pornography and gambling but they don't actually even moderate away gambling
They just stop you from having guns
If they're just slowly turning into roblox
scream
What'd you miss? You're talking about Minecraft.
Yeah, basically, Mojang is trying to be an HOA for private Minecraft servers. I just... I don't get it, man.
You know what I like about Hytale? It ships with a Glock in-game. Also known as a Block, because it's a Voxel.
And we will get flamethrowers accurate
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know dude. It's super strange. I see really strange stuff. I
Don't understand why Mojang is like this but then again to be real with you
Maybe they're just dumb and the reason I say that is because the last time I had an interaction with Mojang
They got mad because we didn't allow people to send in support tickets via email
Because we directed them to our discord and they threatened to quote ban our DNS
So now we allow support over email and guess how many people have used it? Zero!
They just go to the Discord because it's faster and better.
Never made any goddamn sense to me.
Yeah, I'm not doing this in really weird shit, dude. They always have, and it makes no sense.
Regis component. I need silicone blocks. God damn it. Silicone blocks.
Oop, server lag. It's freaking out.
Okay, cancel that, then I'll get my silicon blocks back.
Wow.
Let's see.
Huh.
There we go.
Let's see.
There's how we needed silicon blocks after all.
Yeah, always.
There's how we needed silicon blocks after all. Yeah always
The thing is is you you don't need to buy them for script like there's no reason for that
Make five of them. Yes
They're doing it they're making the weird little guy
Okay, we made the Regis Component.
Fabricate an Augmentation for a Range Weapon and the Advanced one here.
House Heavy Caliber Upgrade Accuracy.
This one's two-day damage.
That one's 8 to 10.
That's kind of weird because this one's the house they're in, yeah?
Huh.
Chronos, you thought you heard him for a second?
No, you're just hallucinating.
There's no Chronos here.
Okay, research the augmentation station.
I am out of intel.
I actually have to go get more intel, finally.
Whoa!
That means I need to go to the deep desert.
Your character looks like a Sith Lord, kinda.
To be honest with you, he mostly looks like a helldiver, I think.
I'll dive her plus Star-Lord, there.
I'll take you two to three stations to Philip and Toligan.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it real fast.
Cinder's you said good morning Thor, hope you had a lovely restful day off.
All my love to you and Shay feel sorry for how exhausting dealing with the pulley ferrets
And I hope they can also get some respite soon
Ya love ya love ya love ya love yeah, they're doing alright
We lost Jack yesterday feels bad man. He was in a bad way though, so make sense
Just rough every time
You know, Shade basically became just a caretaker for two months straight and she didn't realize
how much it was taking to toll on her.
She's sleeping right now.
Yeah, it sucks.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, Jack.
Not Jake.
I don't know why I said Jake.
I was thinking about Jake.
Jack.
You lost Jack
Yeah, did I say Jake or did I say Jack my brains mush
Yeah
But now it sucks dude you said Jack all right in my breath. I said Jack, but I heard Jake. It's weird
So where's the deep desert is it still up here
There's a deep desert still all the way over here.
Do they get rid of it?
There is the deep desert now.
Oh, it's like all the way up there now.
Okay.
A little bit weird.
Yeah, bit to the north.
This door we're flying to this chat or YouTube, both depends.
Hundreds of hours of muscle memory, it'll need to be changed.
Yeah, it's not great.
There's a, I lost muscle memory for that.
And I also lost muscle memory for the rapier, which is not great.
So the rapier now has that problem too.
And I didn't bring any of the stuff I normally would.
Great.
I need to bring the scanners and I threw them away.
the
top of the ship,
and
of
There we go.
Some of that.
The rest is junk.
Alright.
Ghostly Method said after a year of looking for a job, I just landed one last week.
Nice.
I'm now a maintenance technician at a senior living facility.
I'm one of the lucky few that comes home feeling I made the world a little better for someone.
Dude, good.
Thanks for keeping my spirits high during the job hunt.
Now I can afford all the glue-ya-glue-ya love-ya-glue-ya love.
Honestly, good.
That's awesome.
That's a cool job.
That's an impactful job.
All that is very positive.
Nice work, dude.
This is a survival horror game called Crab Meat.
Deadliest catch but horror. Okay, so just deadliest catch got it
It's literally the same
Serial underscore choo choo said G Mormon Thor lord of the storm. Good morning. How?
How?
Why?
Creeperlord, what is that? Is that the crab meat game?
Sounds horrifying.
Chop. Chop. Chop.
Hello?
Hello.
And that is why the rapier used to be really good and now I have to use a sword because
it actually does the parry the same damn way the rapier used it.
All my muscle memory back.
That's all I need.
Excited for everything crab?
Crab is pretty good.
Hello.
Hello. Hello, friend. I brought you something.
Look at that guy.
By the way, I wanted to follow attention to the fact that he just kept shooting him in the crotch over and over again.
That's kind of messed up. That auto-attractor it.
yeah yeah you watched it he just sat there he just sat there taking it it's
kind of messed up
the
the
the
the
the
the
I don't actually know if they end up using all these things again, man.
I have no idea if they're even valuable anymore.
I look like a hell dumber?
Yes.
And I'm happy with it.
I'm glad to look like a hell dumber in this.
Wish you could scream democracy?
I mean, a kind of screaming democracy just by existing this way.
You know what I mean?
To go ahead and add no capes.
I think this cape is a good idea.
I think it's actually allowing me to deflect bullets.
So I'm happy with that.
Eat it.
Swords superior.
Rapier bad.
Run!
Run, damn you!
that one's dead
gun
All right, what do we got?
Jump.
Love jump.
A bunch of jump.
And intel.
30 points.
That's what I was at.
All right.
Now I got my intel.
Now I can go over to this and go down to here and I can research that thing.
Cool.
Coupe de Gracie. Yeah, exactly. The Coupe de Gracie, dude. That's the way. Definitely not a Coup de Grasie.
Bring the hammer down, done.
Up we go dude. Easy peasy on this one.
Oh. No, no.
You son of a bitch.
You could be any other.
Carrier ornithopter cargo container.
Did they ever fix vehicles with passengers?
Yeah, being on the side.
Like vehicles with passengers going into the deep desert.
Melange Spiced Liquor.
Alright, that takes 14 Spiced Melange.
Jesus.
Is there a lot of new content?
Yes.
Still no passengers?
So...
You still have to take...
your sandcrawler apart.
Bring it out to the deep desert, reconstruct it in the base out here, and then fly it from there?
You can transport vehicles at least.
That's so weird, dude.
How am I supposed to strip down completely naked and get inside of the sandcrawler and
then be carried somewhere while screaming?
Because that's the life of a sandcrawler pilot.
Fully naked driving the crawler.
Yeah, that's literally what you do.
You do that specifically because if you get eaten then you don't lose anything and your
gear does nothing when you're in the crawler.
If you're not piloting the Sandcrawler naked, you're doing it wrong.
Legitimately.
Like, it's actually like, you want to do that.
I wish they'd make this wall visible.
Okay.
Witness him.
Sandcrawler and buggy can move across the world now.
That's good.
But you can't be...
You can't have a guy in it, though.
Yeah.
That's what we're talking about. Can't have a guy inside.
My muscle memory.
What the hell's my base, though?
Oh, that's so weird.
Negative AC on full blast. My man.
This is a Rackus. We don't have AC.
Yeah, no dudes in the under sling vehicle, weird.
Dude may lay a slow methodical because of shields. That's correct. It is. It's meant to be that way.
The problem is they just changed the rapier and the parry windows on the rapier are terrible.
by comparison like you have this massive window for parrying with a sword and the
parry window for rapier is very small which is really weird considering like
a rapier is sort of made for that you know
it's a little bit strange the ANAC stands for Arrakis true true
Want to start the call to the V8? What does that mean?
Oh, and ashes of creation? Yeah, no.
In Arrakis, you get swamp-ass or swamp-gas? Recalling, I don't think so.
You can't have swamp-ass because you're wearing it still soon.
Which converts it into drinkable water.
Yeah.
Another streamer in your siege said that the rapier is easy to use now.
I only used the rapier for the entire time that I played the game for almost 500 hours.
like my primary weapon and now that they've changed it it's like no please stop it yeah
okay we got to build a new thing oh god i actually have to get a construction pool
Jesus
That's a weird feel
Okay augmentation station
What where is the rotate there we go
All right, augmentation station is done.
Okay, cool.
Only Placidian tier unique items can be augmented.
Applied augmentations cannot be removed and the process will slightly reduce the maximum
durability of the item.
Really?
Wow.
That's kind of rough.
and
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
NASA astronaut Don Petit had his photo of a plane taken from the International Space
station removed by a reddit moderator for being quote too blurry but they look
dumb now that's funny
so here's something really interesting this weapon mod increases overall damage
by 10% right the way of the miser miser miser right it'll increase it from
69.6 to 76.6. However, in the Dune Watcher, it goes from 346 to 380, and it increases
the shield pen from 48 to 121. That's 3xing the shield break, dude. What? Just what?
Okay, does minus two percent.
Monic recollecting grow stronger you need raw materials scour these broken lands take what you need
He's terrifying he's always terrified the land is so red it is
You don't miss Peter? Oh, he's awesome, dude. You can't say that. He's rad as shit.
What do you mean you don't miss him?
Theatrically evil. I think he's just regular evil. In kind of a fun way, you know. This
gun is a little bit weird. I don't really know anything about it.
Yeah
Yeah
We love creepy in this house. He's a little creepy, but he's like he's creepy and kind of like a
Theater friend kind of way, you know
But you ever have that creepy theater friend, he's that kind of creepy
Or you never know if he's acting or not. Might stab you in the neck. Might just be acting. It's fine.
That's Peter.
Zagreus19 said hello, Mr. Software. Welcome back to June. How were the spice-induced voices?
Not very spicy so far. Spiceless. Soggy.
even. I would say there's some good stuff with this. There's some weird stuff with this,
but I've seen so far. As soon improved, we're going to go see one of the Endgame Dungeons
and you get to decide. You think, wait, you think it has bland voices? Peter's voice
is anything but bland. They're talking over an intercom during that cutscene, like they're...
the voice acting is phenomenal, dude.
Stardew Valley's getting another major update, which includes two more marriage candidates.
Cool. That's neat.
also goodlers 2 has drops running currently maybe you should check it out that we might
do tomorrow then yeah because I don't even have it installed right now
All right, so I guess we go to a dungeon surrounded by fire scorched earth and a strong smell of
burnt flesh poison radiation electromagnetic
streaming tomorrow I guess tomorrow is not a stream day is it tomorrow is
There's the increase the map size. Yes, big and and big and
Goldworth's two is definitely playable solo. Yes
Did you try it? So what's are the other day? I reinstalled swath or and I
popped on
Grab this
Let's see.
Let's see.
and
All right, there we go.
Oh, let's see here.
Took a parent app.
How do you like the update?
I don't know yet.
Yeah, I don't know yet.
Yeah.
Yeah, you asked for a refund for AOC and Steam is investigating the AOC issue that's going on. Yeah, a lot of people are actually getting refunds now. I've been distracted. Yes. Has a deep desert PVP PV situation improved? I don't know. I have only gone to the deep desert once. I just jumped into an area and grab stuff, right? I am.
I know they're supposed to be dungeons like this, so we're going to go grab it.
Steam did refund to AOC purchases, yet if you've got a refund, great.
If you haven't yet, go put in a request to get a refund.
If Steam said they won't give me a refund since my purchase of AOC is only 14 days,
should I try again?
Yes.
Yes, you should.
That's still so sad about AOC.
It makes me more angry than it makes me sad.
Because it means Stephen lied to everybody.
No investors, no board, my ass.
Yeah, pisses me off like you wouldn't believe.
What about the folks who bought it for D-14, like me?
We're screwed.
Yeah.
What happened to AOC?
Stephen Sharif lied and had investors for the company.
And when the investors came knocking to get their money back, they took the company
away from him. And because he lied to everybody and said that there were no
investors and he had bankrolled at all, we all bought into it. He just straight up
lied. He misled consumers.
Yeah, we're screwed dude. Like we don't... if you bought it before steam you
don't get your money back. Should we ask Grock to get our... what do you mean
Should we ask what is wrong with you?
Isn't that illegal? Yes.
Yes, it is.
All right, so this is the new system.
That's getting spooky. With this, it still took a year to kill the boss.
I can't even imagine enemy shield power enemy shield regeneration XP enemy damage enemy health. I
Feel like
You know
You know
I'm gonna do it. Is this a massive update? Yes
All right, here we go
If you have reached this point, it means you have passed our checkpoints and satisfied all the challenges first of all.
Okay...
Ahhhh...
We're going to have timers.
Oh
Well
The storm has passed at last and it certainly seems as if we achieve defective power generation
But the question of just how effective remains
We'll have our answer as soon as we check the core output
Here we are the moment of truth ready everyone
Let's see
Yes
Yes, all batteries charged to full capacity retention at 100%
We've done it. We've really done it. We've harnessed the storm
Congratulations everyone
We have our proof of concept
next step an exponential increase
on the core's size and capacity.
You fool!
You didn't need to have number go up.
So how do we...
overcome this?
Because I feel like that's just gonna kill me, right?
Yep.
Not great. Not great. Not great.
Okay, how do we fix this?
Can't interact with that.
Can't interact with that.
Oh, I guess it's this. I'm dumb.
Okay, so we have to hit multiple buttons in a row.
It's a timed event.
Whoa, okay.
of
the
All right.
Down it goes.
All right.
Beep beep beep.
What?
Nice.
So much for us being a wild killer.
Nobody ever said it was going to be a wild killer, especially not me.
It's a very different kind of game, or at least it was.
was a social sandbox game. Social sandbox games are super, super different from a theme park
like World of Warcraft. And they're my favorite kind of game, which sucks, but you know, what
are you going to do? People confuse community science shit with real marketing? Yeah, they
do. But no, it's it was never meant to be a wild killer. Never would be a wild
It's uh, it's not that kind of game.
No, World of Warcraft's going to kill itself.
Nothing else is going to beat it.
That's how that's going to go.
If WoW's going to die, it'll be by its own hand.
Hmm
Our new mark 8 core is ready to come online with the next
Coriolis storm
I'm fully comfortable succeed in achieving full capture and retention of the storm's power
At this rate, we'll soon be able to build a core capable of capturing enough energy to power the low
Population world like Arrakis for a century or more
by tapping the energy of a single storm!
No!
We are like the weather gods of ancient myth!
The power of the storm...
is ours to command!
Ha ha ha!
He's gone insane!
Wow!
That's actually really good.
Got a Mark VI in there.
Alright.
Literally a Mark 6 Red suit. That's kind of enormous.
The power of the sun, the palm of my hand. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it is.
and
how long does this stay deactivated
like a super dead
wonder if it does stay deactivated
to the side
or not
I feel like
of
the other ones turned back on
I have a concern
Hmm, maybe it's still deactivated.
What's Classic Plus?
Classic Plus is World of Warcraft, but they're going in a different direction with the development
from classic World of Warcraft.
So the idea is that they're developing
more content on a classic WoW
off in a different direction.
Which is kind of interesting.
Yeah, it's World of Warcraft. Let's try it again.
Well, the Warcraft 2 over edition is basically what that should be.
You play that honestly?
I don't.
I don't know if I would.
Correct me if I'm wrong, right?
But isn't retail World of Warcraft a symptom of let's keep progressing with the current
development team and wouldn't going back and starting Classic over and then progressing
from World of Warcraft Classic run into the same problems?
That's my concern.
And then we'll have to have, wow, classic classic.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that is the concern I have.
Now he goes.
of
to
have
actually what they just did
all
So we got to jump it? Where's the goal?
I guess it's that doorway?
But there's already something else that I have to turn off in there.
I think I'm gonna go this way first.
Oh look, it's a boss. Okay, let's go back this way.
Oh, bitch. Goddammit, game. Come on. Okay. Those are not going as far as they should.
They're not hitting the walls. They're just kind of reaching out randomly in the environment.
That I have no idea what the size of it is. There's another pile of it in the back.
What the hell do I interact with in there?
There's no clear indication of what to do, because that can't be interacted with.
What if I do this?
Is that throwing some of that off?
No.
Oh, you can't fly him forever, though.
Maybe if I launch myself?
Definitely not.
Nope.
That ain't it.
There's like an invisible wall up there.
Go to the left.
door is closed. Yeah, you can't go to the left. You can't press the button of the
door because that pile of electricity is too close. It zaps you. So where the hell
is the button? There's got to be a button there somewhere. Is it in the
back maybe check the room in the back all the way around on the back side might be
there's another pile of electricity over there so there is a room back here
okay that's what I couldn't see
Yeah, I was like, there's gotta be somewhere I can press something, but the only thing that
was like, visible, was that.
You see this.
investigation of testing station 152 has proven spectacularly fruitful what was
achieved here is extraordinary nearly limitless power generation yet the
ancient researchers may have taken their experience too far it seems they
inadvertently flooded the entire facility with thousands of watts of
electricity the entire team perished in an instant and the project never
Well, that's interesting.
Hmm.
I kinda like this.
This is cool, actually.
Kinda like Secret Tunnels in here.
This is rad, actually.
The other one just went to a boss, but...
All right.
Is there anything cool in here?
Nice.
Okay, I really like that.
Solving that extra puzzle was like greatly rewarding, actually.
That's really cool.
I like that.
Yeah, I really like that actually.
Yeah, that was neat.
I wonder how many of these exist like that.
There's a similar hidden room in each new lab, that's cool.
And now that I know how to do it, that's great.
Alright, we gotta answer the moment so I'm gonna wait.
You-
The 5p3 CTER said Good Day Thor, are you still planning though play the rest of the Assassin's
Creed games I recommend Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag?
I don't know, maybe, that might be fun.
I really liked my experience in Assassin's Creed Shadows, but I will say I am more
of a division player than I am an Assassin's Creed player.
And my hope is that Ubisoft makes Division III before they die.
That's all I want.
I just want them to make Division III before they implode as a company.
Don't implode as a company until you do this.
But it's Ubisoft?
I don't care.
All I want is Division III.
They keep trying to shit on their own hands and clap.
But as long as they make Division 3, I don't care.
Some blue sky thinking, I know it is.
I know it is.
But damn.
That's all they need to do.
Shadows are so repetitive.
Yeah, true.
I'm an old-school RuneScape player, minding.
Division 3 in development? Yes it is. It just needs to escape development.
Yeah I knew that Darkseid. It's just a little bit weird because like, Division is...
I don't know. You don't want to be wearing like pure white gear in Division.
Stick out like a sore thumb.
What is the first PC game you ever played?
I think it was Castlevania.
Yeah, it's the MS-DOS Castlevania.
Yep.
Yep.
It was the old MS-DOS one.
here we go
of
time. Not good. Shit. Shit, come on.
that's not good dude come on
The
guys room is insane.
The room is insane.
Thankfully, it doesn't have a shield.
Okay.
What?
Okay, what the shit is going on?
Oh, you son of a bitch!
He knocked me out of my jump.
that is awful feeling dude oh my god I'm probably gonna die yeah I can't I can't
move he's just knocking me out of all my abilities
really how long does that shit last I'm dead like that shit of the ground last
I see that whole time, you're kidding me.
Oh my god, dude.
What the f-
What is this?
God damn it, dude.
Yeah, no this is not a fun fight. There's little to no wind up on the electricity.
The boss is not fun to fight solo and as you can see there's not enough time to
get out of it when you're actually in the center of it at all. It's just like
really not indelible.
Like it'd be one thing if it was like the room but like look at that. No. It's
a mechanic to figure out? No it's not. The fact that that actually stays there for that
long is not fun, dude. That's not a mechanic to figure out. It's chaos and bullshit of the
whole room and it's just spamming. Like that's not good. And you can't see the pattern
because the boss is shooting a little bit. It's not great, dude. Yeah, no. It's not
There isn't even a defined pattern, there's not.
Yeah, this is not fun.
I'm not doing that fight again.
That's not fun at all.
Yeah, that's trash feeling.
Running through the center might be fascinating.
It's not going to be about running through the center or not.
It's about the fact that the boss is just shooting endlessly the whole time.
There's no pre-warning on the pattern.
The damage reticle around it stays for way too long.
Like way too long.
So like when it does the lightning and the lightning is dissipated even when there's like one percent of it left
It still does damage here, which is why when I was jumping out of it, and then I go land it would still hit me
Which is like
It's just not it's just not it
It looked like a range fight on melee. It's a nothing fight because if you go into into range
You try to actually aim with it that means you're aimed down sight so you get hit by the lightning
It's just not good, dude
Yeah, it's not it's not good feeling this is I think this is one of the things that I keep finding with Dune
That just doesn't feel right is a lot of this stuff feels
What's the best way to put it?
How many you guys used to play arcade games in the arcade?
How many guys used to play that
Like any arcade game
When a game felt overtuned because it wanted to steal your quarter and make you put in another quarter, every fight so far has felt like that.
It's felt like quarter-stealers.
And I don't know how they can fix that.
It just feels like a quarter-stealer fight.
Because I'm used to fighting mechanics where it's like, here's the mechanic, and it does a visual display, and then you get out of the visual display.
But this one's like visual display?
Like, it's like, okay.
You don't even, you can't even dodge out of it, because it's so large, and by the time that you get knocked from that one,
it's already spun up the next one, and you're dead. And you just...
Over and over again. Yeah, it's just bullshit feeling.
Level 1 and level 2 were reasonable, then level 3 would just bitch slap you out of it. Yeah, just chain a wombo combo.
So it just feels like a quarter steal, and I don't really know what they were going for with that, but that ain't it.
That did not feel good at all.
Legitimately did not.
I think the only thing I can do at that point is just drop my turret and watch it because
like even in the time that it takes for you to animate dropping your turret, you're already
coming under threat again.
So it's like, how are you supposed to do that effectively?
There's no timing.
There's no, like usually if a boss is going to be that aggro, you'll have like a phase
of danger, like a world in flames phase, and then a phase where you get to beat
him up.
This one's just world in flames the whole time.
It's just infinite world in flames.
You can use the mental shield with the turret.
Mentat shield with the turret?
What do you mean?
You just have to drop the turret.
That's all you can do.
So it's like, I don't know man, it just felt like, it feels like bullshit, that's what it
feels like.
Yeah, just straight up it feels like bullshit.
Yeah.
You're just farming level 1 stations, yeah.
Is it world inflames the motto for Arrakis?
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
If you're going to build a... Yeah, I meant that.
But the problem that I'm running into isn't even that, it's...
You have a mechanic that has no downtime.
It's just infinite uptime.
Maybe you should have a reload phase, or stop-surprising anything.
Like, he should have any type of a thing where it's like,
dodge all the world in flames, then you get your shots in,
then dodge all the world in flames, right?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Use the shield to help with the boss shots.
That is irrelevant. When he knocks your shield off of you, it does damage.
And any electrical hit instantly overloads your shield.
So that's not a thing. I don't know what shield you're talking about.
Coils being destructible would be fun. Yeah.
Coils being destructible would be kind of cool.
Anything in the encounter where you can reduce the chaos in the room.
Anything.
Wall shield? What wall shield, man?
There's no wall shields. The hell are you talking about?
It's a room full of death.
The half-wall shield ability.
Oh, you're talking about an actual skill where I'd have to respect to be able to fight the
encounter.
That's what you're talking about.
Yeah, no.
No, I don't have that.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you say wall shield, no idea what you're talking about.
That's wild.
Yeah, I'd have to go and respect to get that, dude.
That's not happening, especially not with the restriction on on re-spec-ing.
There's any electrical defense gear there is, but it wouldn't stop the bullshit in the room.
That's the problem.
It's like it requires more than one person?
It's supposed to tune them based on the number of people in the encounter.
I'm going to finish this out because I'm already this far, but I will say this is not.
Yeah, let's see.
Okay.
We've just done for 10,000 years.
Got it.
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Jesus Christ to
Really? I just want you to see how long I was in the air and how long that electricity
was going on before it did that. Like, that's an insane amount of damage.
The hitboxes are not good. Did that just teleport those?
Yeah, look at that.
Even that close, you can't do it.
Look at that, like, there's no timing of this.
I'm going to die here.
Nah dude.
I'm out. I'm not doing this shit anymore.
This is stupid.
The fact that I was that close to the center,
which means you should have a lot more time to move
and it still went off before I was able to get out of it is just,
it's not a fun feeling, dude.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not doing that.
No, I don't want to do it.
Literally, it's not fun.
It's, it's burning all my characters' durability.
Like, my items are permanently being damaged every time that happens.
I don't want to do that anymore.
That's not a fun encounter at all.
It's not about the spit dart guns or anything like that.
It's about the fact that the hitboxes on that and the spin-up time on them just feel like shit, dude.
It's way too much sweat.
It's way too much sweat for that garbage.
I'm not doing that.
I'm going to do something else.
We're gonna go to a different one of these, because that just felt like shit, legitimately, so.
We'll go down to that one.
Yep.
Seems to be at odds with the survival fantasy? It is.
Like, it feels very at odds with the survival fantasy. It feels like a quarter stealer.
That's not fun.
Do level 1 or level 2? That is level 2.
It's the same, dude.
Yeah, it's just it's it's not fun. It's not fun. It looks like it's over this one
Yeah, every death you losing permanent durability in your gear on a tree will be like incredibly expensive items like I'm not doing that
That's not fun or good
You thought it was three. No, it was just level two
it's just the hitboxes of the lightning way too big and last way too long and
The encounter itself has way too much shit going on for no reason and there's no downtime
Like normally in any other game you would have downtime on a fight like that where it's like he does it a burst phase you dodge all the mechanics
And then after that you go and fight him and then he does a burst phase you do it again
But that one's just burst phase the whole time like what the hell
Yeah, every time you die you lose 10% of your durability on all of your gear and if you repair that gear it loses permanent durability
So it's like why the hell would I ever do that?
Yeah, it's not fun
One three six and I am station supervisor Nicholas month
Our mission here is as you need to come in for fun come that weird mechanics stuff that like to handle
Yeah, it's just not enjoyable dude. I'd rather do any other content than that
Maybe this one will be better, right? I
Don't know I'm hoping so but like damn that was that was shit feeling legitimately
It's just like high-tail durability it is it's their way of getting items out of the in-game economy
But like losing durability on all my gear trying to like fight a boss fight that feels like a quarter stealer is not
That's not fun, man
And if you if you think it's like a skill issue whatever that's fine
Go try it because the hitboxes on that lightning feels really bad dude
It's like really really bad
Fire station is alright, just be careful.
Yeah, I mean I'd do that.
It's fun.
Oh!
They have drill shots.
I'm not great at that.
What the hell?
Okay, that one's down.
How don't you just join? How big are the changes?
Well, my melee weapon that I used to use, the rapier, has been completely changed, and I don't like it anymore.
So I swapped over to Sword. Sword feels very good, no?
It feels like what rapier used to be.
And then... they added these new dungeons, and one of them feels really over-tuned, which is the one I was used in.
So now I'm trying a...
Trying a completely different one now.
The last one was the lightning one. I cannot recommend doing that fight.
That was not...
That sucked.
That's really what it felt like, dude. It just, it just sucked.
I grew in the lightning dungeon longer tell and longer time between the lightning.
Yeah, that's really what it needs. It needs some...
It needs some tuning, man, cause like that shit, it felt like it was stealing my quarter.
That's all I felt like. That's not fun.
You're shocking how spammy it was?
Yeah, I mean like if you're gonna spam that much, you should at least have some downtime, you know, like...
The way that normally you would build something like that is you'd do like a shitload of effects, right?
And then like maybe the boss would be suing their channeling it or something like that, and then he would get exhausted.
You'd have a moment to fight him, and then you'd have a shitload of effects again, right?
Like something like that, any type of wax and wane sort of gameplay mechanic there.
But it was literally just crazy effects going on at all times,
while the boss is constantly shooting you, which is like, all right, man.
Yeah, like, OK, very neat, I guess.
I like that. I do enjoy that. I think Landrade stuff is quite nice.
Is it just me or do they change some of the graphical effects for parrying? Because it
looks like there's more particles for it now. It looks kind of cool.
Okay dude.
There you go.
Come on.
Rune.
Yeah game update.
You just die now.
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I'm interested in seeing how this one feels, um, by comparison, because the last one was
sort of a meme.
Show them heavy boots.
Okay, those are cool.
Nice.
There's got to be the secret in this engine, right?
I wonder where it is, because that is the boss.
So there's got to be a secret in here somewhere, maybe it's up.
Maybe it's because gamers don't look up
I feel like I went this way
It's not there
Oh
Is it really nothing up there?
That feels like it should be a secret, right?
Oh, okay.
All right then, we'll go dig through this wall.
I'll never forget what they put us to work as flame gougers on the spice rigs when we
were kids. Remember how I accidentally lit you on fire on my first day? Sure you cry,
but you also thought it was funny. That's what I love about you. You're as tough as your
burn scars. I'm excited to test out the new tech in the dueling ring when I fry the
competition. The crowds obtain new respect for the sand flies. Can't wait to see
It's only a little horrifying, you know?
Yeah.
Just a little horrifying.
What am I supposed to use?
I use you to deathhead or beat you.
I don't like that they're light so I open it up and I've got like three of them and
basically I open it up and then I put washers in it.
So I've got two more of them in boxes ready to go if this one dies.
I don't like light mice. I want a thick rat. I don't want a mouse.
Alright, let's find out what this piece of shit does.
See that?
See how much different this fight is already?
He reloads, there's like a timer on it, right?
Is this guy also just gonna be that one?
Yeah, see he has like a reload phase?
See what I was talking about before?
Were like, the boss fight needs to have a wax phase and a wane phase?
This one's doing it correctly.
What is that shit doing?
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Yeah, it's a wax and wind face.
Maybe the other boss was bugged.
I just think he was over thin.
Like legit.
The game is over dude.
all right
what is the button for this is anyone know the buttons for swapping shoulders
Because my character swapped shoulders and I don't know what I hit.
Comma?
I couldn't have hit Comma.
My hand is on the left side of the keyboard and the other one's on the mouse.
That was weird.
Well your ADS has to become shift?
Why?
I have no idea.
I'm gonna wait in the ads.
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Wait a minute.
As you can hear in the moment, kind of mixed bag.
I'll talk about it after the headbreak.
Alright, ads are over.
So as you saw in that fight, the boss had a wax phase and a wain phase.
That means is the boss would do big damn shooting a bunch of fireballs and then he'd be like changing out tank
He actually had like a like a voiceover
He said he was changing his tank
He would stop attacking for a minute and that's when you get your shots in and then he goes back to doing his wax phase
Which is dodge it maybe get some shots in but it's a little riskier, right?
The electricity boss had none of that. It was just damage
infinitely with no cooldowns and I think that's the biggest problem with that is like the electricity boss
Plus, is overtuned. Like straight up. It needs to have a wane phase. You have a wax phase where they're real strong, and a wane phase where they're real weak.
So you can get your shots in. Back and forth between those.
It lets you feel good when you're fighting the fight. If it's only wax phase the whole time, it just feels bullshit.
It feels unfair, comparatively. But yeah, that fight? Easy. Comparatively. Because it had the proper phasing.
Yeah, the other boss had a need more ammo reload phase, but only did it once during the early
fight.
The problem was the room effects, the room lightning damage, never had that need more
ammo.
So when the boss said he needed more ammo, the room kept attacking.
And there's no way to fight the room.
So it's just...
I've done it!
I've done it!
I've done it!
I cracked the formula!
The secret is mine!
Now all that remains is practical applications for weapon systems.
That remains as practical applications for our weapon systems.
Incendiary ammunition, combustion bombs, improved flamethrowers.
The possibilities are endless.
Yeah, we lost people, but it's a small price to pay.
They said they were willing to give their lives for the movement, didn't they?
I mean, they're mortars through the cores, that's what they are.
What is that?
With these new weapons, we can incinerate our oppressors.
We'll burn it all down and start the game.
Burn it down into the name of the people.
Okay, I got a flamethrower.
Yeah, I got a flamethrower.
That's kind of sick.
Yeah, I can confirm.
Do not like the electricity dungeon.
And I'm not doing that one again.
This one. Definitely will.
3 6 and I am station supervisor Nicholas Munn our mission here is as unique as it is practical
We are focused so we on the real concern. Yeah, her laugh is wild. The voice acting in this game is amazing
Zeus what are you talking about dude? You've got to be trolling
What? Yeah, I know, right? Kappa. Alright.
I was going to give you the moment though, yeah, it's a little bit of a mixed bag. I
think some of the dungeons are pretty cool so far, but some of the dungeons also feel
over tuned. I'm hoping that they do something about that because it feels really all over
the place? You know?
It's gonna go here first.
Are they meant to be solo experiences? They apparently scale based on if it
being solo or not solo, Winky. And like to be real with you, if the
lightning one was not a solo experience, it would be just as bad
because it's attacking everywhere in the room at all times. But the way
that I can explain it to you, man. It felt like the arcade machine was stealing my quarter.
Then when I fought the fire boss, it felt like a boss encounter. And it felt like I
had opportunity and it had opportunity. But the lighting room felt like shit, dude. Like
it really did feel like a quarter stealer entirely. So I've, I've, it just feels,
it feels overtuned to that one. And it's not about like the damage numbers. It's
about the sheer amount of attacks that the enemy is using. Get all those. We've got a
red suit. Look at that.
Our fuel and water and the overall requirements gone? Yeah, they got rid of
them. Yeah. You didn't try fire in level two? I could go do it in level two. Like,
I don't feel like it would be bullshit anymore. Literally at all. Because the
levels just increased their stats it doesn't increase their like mechanics
anyway
everyone everywhere all at once yeah exactly it's insane
Yeah, I like Chronos, though. He said that he's done fire, radiation, and poison. I did
fire and poison. He hasn't done lightning yet, so I told him, like, good luck, dude.
It sucks. Yeah. Yeah, fuel requirements in the overworld are gone. On the overworld.
So when you're flying around it here, like this doesn't need fuel and water anymore.
And there's like a bunch of locations now.
Which is kind of interesting.
Yeah, you just don't need fuel and water in this map.
Which to be honest with you, it didn't really matter anymore before.
He's trying to run them by a VincSolo.
And I'm trying to run them solo as well. Just see what's up.
The lighting one is not fun
Electricity electricity dungeon is bugged or too sweaty. That's my guess dude. I think it's just too sweaty
The boss is a Mary Sue
Oh, yeah, Chronos. Chronos is like wait you left it. Oh god, that doesn't bode well. That's like yeah, dude
Hey, I'm gonna call him
Yeah, yeah, you're kind of quiet today
I'm gonna turn you up to 140 150% there we go
There you're really quiet even at 150 you're like what?
It's just for doing something. Give me a second.
Holy quiet? Yes, holy quiet.
So you'll find really quickly that the lightning vengeance was so unfun that I almost dealt it forward.
Jesus, is it louder now?
Yeah, you're good now. So basically what the last fight works is he has these things that go around the outside and they shoot light.
Right, which is cool. It's like kind of a cool thing
But you know how every boss fight so far has had like a wax phase and a Wayne phase where the boss is really strong
And then he's like reloading and you do damage to him and he does really strong using reloading
Lighting fight doesn't have that. It's just shooting you at all times a hundred percent of the time
Because when the boss is reloading the room still shoots you constantly it's not fun
Yeah
I mean I'm currently using melee only so it might be doable for that
But I'm wondering how I'm gonna regain stamina if I'm constantly under fire because when you're staggered
Especially if it's an elemental effect like lightning you don't normally regenerate stamina the same way
Yeah, no when you get hit even with a little bit of lightning it will pop your shield and stun you and
Then the wind up for the next one is so fast that you will get hit by that one
And you will be wombo combo not by the boss by the room by the lightning turrets
It's not even a turret. They can't be damaged either. They just they just are the room is just attacking in a radius over and over again
Possibly and they spin as well. So you'll see you'll see how bad it is. It is not
It's not good run that next because that sounds like some bullshit
It's funny because I was talking to chat about like boss fights need to have a wax and wind they need to have a
You're strong and then the boss is strong and then you're strong and the boss is strong and
I was saying that the lighting fight just doesn't happen. We went to go to the fire boss. I was like like this
Perfect. So it should be okay. My chat says that they were some of them are there and there was a skill issue
How do you want to respond? Go do it have fun
You'll find immediately that it's not a fun encounter chat will always claim it's a skill
issue and then when they try to do it they'll complain that the boss is broken and it's
bought that's actually how chat works yeah okay well yes I will go and give it a go
now that I've just been trading spice for things that I don't want to spend the time collecting
myself so so everything becoming a spice magnate even takes a segment skill issue rude wow wow
takes it's like Rudy good job it's a takes issue I think I think the reason that it was
so broken is because Texas in my chat I thought it would make sense yet that you
takes being in the chat is tracking you down that much is that what you're saying yeah
Clearly.
Clearly.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
It's 100% it takes a shoe.
OK, good.
I think the issue I've heard so far
is that the scaling of those dungeons is a little bit off.
So apparently, if you've got four people,
it's actually much more difficult than having two people in there.
Yeah.
Because it's your number of enemies, which I don't think
is quite right.
They said that it's scaled with the number of players.
But I didn't understand how it's scaled.
But it's been really doable.
So basically you get exactly the same spawn per person
So if you got like one heavy two melee and one gunner apart from what I've heard you basically get that per person
Oh, oh
Yeah, yeah, oh no
That sounds insane. I don't know if that's certain. Yeah, but certainly see it when we went into on the dungeons today with a group of four people
It was there were a lot of enemies. I'll be honest like it was a little bit
I would join you to find out but you're going to the lightning dungeon, and I refuse to go back there
I'll go to like manager solo tried out and if it is if it is bullshit as we say then I'll just stay away from it forever
Enjoy your spam dodging through lightning and still getting hit have fun
That doesn't sound like fun. It doesn't stop. I know that they they rejigged the poison dungeon because it wasn't fun anymore people apparently so
So it doesn't surprise me that there's something that might be slightly unbalanced that you'd
work on.
I actually didn't have a problem with the poison dungeon.
No, the old poison before this patch was out, it was on a test servers and that was apparently
very challenging to do solo because of the way the final phase worked.
Really?
Yeah, I didn't have any problem with it.
I kind of just like, that was my first dungeon, I didn't have any issues and I just kind
of rolled it.
I'm glad they changed it then cuz like I don't know lightning feels bullshit. You'll see
It's really stupid
Okay, I
Don't know if you I didn't actually hear if you'd managed to try out another melee weapon
But the dual blades that you get from doing the news story are basically like the rape
You're gonna used to be but with some kind of cool new animations
Those are quite nice the dirt as well as a very fast attack speed
But like the rape you used to be the both the same speed as that so I'm just using the replica pulse
So we're in the bottom
But it's better for blocking and better for a we an enemy so with some stuff that you're doing here now in this
Doc actually it's pretty better than the rapier is
Yeah, cuz the old the old rapier was really nice because it poisoned and that's the reason that I took it and the reason
I practiced it for 500 hours and
Then they changed it and now it feels bad
All my muscle memories
It's a very different weapon now. Yeah
It's what ultimately a rapier probably should be it's a dual in 1v1 weapon
It's really good against bosses, but the parry window is so tight that I'm struggling with certain attacks on it
The reason why I don't like that is because
Parry window and this has to be a little bit larger because of server client latency
Like yeah, and that's always been the problem
So that's why parry windows is the thing. It's an issue where if you're up close to an enemy and you
You try and do kind of the back seven parry the parry will actually be inside of their body
And their attack will be in front of the body on to you
So I think you take the damage even though you should have parried at the right time
That was a bit of a weird moment realization being like I actually need to get a spacing on top of everything else that I'm doing
Yeah, I noticed that the the parry bubble is inside of the body
Yes, or even through them if you're if you're actually on the aggression one the parry bubble is the other side of them
It's like through their butts. I
Didn't notice that one. Oh, yeah, you can basically you can parry their friend the sanny behind them, but you can't parry the one that you're attacking
Fantastic, is the left please like a lunge and parry forward so it's a
Sometimes it goes through their body. It's very fun. I want to listen to you being upset in the lightning
Okay, okay. Well, I'll go and do the lightning dungeon now then shall I?
I'm going to the radiation dungeon
Because I haven't done that one. I've done the fire in the year
Yeah, I literally got to the last boss
Died to it twice and it wasn't even like a learn the mechanics fight
It was more like the boss just wambo comboed me and I was like this is shit and then left
It's doing durability damage every time you die. So it's like I don't even want to do this
You don't want to take that tribute damage unnecessarily unless it's actually worth it
And if it's gonna be worth it
There's no counterpages that you can learn your way around then it's not worth doing
The only thing I could think of is like the best way to handle it is just to spam the shit out of the boss in terms of damage.
Like you have to burn him through the next phase.
I'm gonna try this on normal first.
Ah, radiation. My favorite.
This dungeon is radioactive.
the real testing station number 89 actually wait I think you may have done the radiation
though oh no I did the radiation I'm not the poison I gave you an answer on that server
password has changed yes please tell the community that Any future is not planning on going back
to Dune so we Joe Joy from the D&D campaign so using her server relays so I changed the
password yes and he's not coming back he transferred it she's got too many games
on she's doing huge amount of IRL stuff she's got other games she's got wow housing
stuff I don't know anything about while I'm housing but apparently that's a thing
Yeah, so you can pay a subscription to have
another premium currency
Okay, that sounds
Awful you can get a lot of stuff in the game to like build your house, which is really cool
It's actually really amazing feature, but they also add an ingredient currency for it
Which feels that's that chased me away from trying it. I don't want to do it. I think that's kind of gross
Yeah, I gotta do play some games.
I just, I don't like the over-monetization of video games, man.
I wanna play a game, and I don't wanna have to think about my wallet when I'm playing the game.
Yeah. The point of playing the game is basically like a separation from, you know, from reality.
I almost don't step away from like the stress of what you've been doing day to day.
It shouldn't be a, well, I need to play this game, but I can't afford to play this game
because if I don't spend this money, I can't keep up. Like, that's just wrong.
Yeah, and this one it's all cosmetic, but even then it's like, I just want to build my cool digital house and not think about my wallet for five minutes, you know.
I did.
There.
Wild.
Have you been looking through the skill specializations?
Yes, I've already been unlocking it.
I reckon you went down exploration, you liked a couple of things in combat, and a couple of things in sabotage.
You figured it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Immediately unlocked more inventory space, it's great.
Oh, yeah, immediately. And every single time there's one of those ones where you don't get a major perk, the minor perk is 1% more space, which is just amazing.
So I'm at 184 now on my total backpack capacity and with an extra 5 rows just from doing 5 yesterday.
When you say 1% more space.
Go on to skills on specialization, right?
I'm killing gas.
Next to the big box. Okay, when you're off a bit. Next to the box is the pack-mule one that you paid for for the relaunch.
There's a little level 2 one and that means that every level we don't get one of the major perks
You know there's major perks in the exploration for one three and six
You don't get a major perk. You're also getting a 1% backpack volume capacity increase
Really?
Yep, so if you if you're in combat for example that that inter level reward is a damage what plus 1% and
Plus four and plus not plus small point five percent damage mitigation
So every time you get to one of those minor thresholds, just any level where you're not
getting a major threshold, you'll get more.
So what you're saying is eventually you can just run the dungeons naked.
Because you have all that damage reduction.
Yeah, it looks like it's about, you probably have about 30% damage mitigation in general.
So you'll definitely be stronger if you're a level 100 on the combat route.
Naked.
But at the same time if you go down the crafting route every one of them is a crafted item durability goes up by 1%
So the top level of that your items are just going to be double as strong as everyone else's and have all of the augment slots that you would need
Yeah, and there's the augment slots.
Weapons are limited by crafting. Yeah.
Yeah, they also reduce the overall amount of durability that item has which I thought was kind of interesting
We gave some feedback at the Dev call I had on Monday with them that ultimately the purple items the tier six is that you get
The unique don't feel like they have high enough durability compared to just tier six basics
You know, it's kind of thing. They did say there was a balance pass done right before release where some of them were increased by
400% and I'm like these don't feel like they're increased 400%
So they did commit to go back and having a look and see if some of them are missed because there are definitely some purple items
That feel like they degrade faster than others
I mean, the way that I feel about it is, um, why even have modifications damaged your ability?
The atom's already going to be damaged from general use, like if you're covering it mods
you're going to be using it, right?
So like, why?
I guess it provides some kind of scaling, so to make it a level of choice as to whether
you're going to put three modules on there, for example, versus just one, um, that's
only going to be 5% of your master ability, 10% you know in total, but it's probably
to make that a little bit more of an opportunity cost, a little bit more of a decision rather
than just a default, I'm just going to chuck every single augmentation on that I can.
I'm going to gas.
I'm still going to chuck every augmentation I can on it, like, it's not really going
to change.
It's just not going to change that.
That's what I'm saying, the first one gave me 10% more damage and three times as much
shield break.
Yeah, I was just saying, like I'm going to not do that, you know, it's not
And it all depends on what you get, you can break them down and create the ones that you've
already found so there's a whole kind of like journey in there around designing the actual
guns that you want based on what you've run.
It's great.
Are you in the lightning dungeon yet?
I am, I'm waiting for my adds to be able to run it.
I have asked, like I said, I have asked Natrano to increase it up to three instances
of each of the dungeon types to start with, they just want to keep an eye on
We want to keep an R server performance because obviously that's basically the same as having 12 extra, you know, mini servers running at all times
So does that mean that while I'm in here, I'm the only one who can do it?
Apparently yes, which is why it is horrible on our server. Apparently it's having some
questionable effects on the people who are waiting on some of the public servers
More partners like 15 ornithopters waiting around each of the leaves the dungeons on one of them
I think they are working as well. It's basically about stability because this is the issue we had at launch.
You might remember at the end of the storyline you go into that big, from an area that you go through, it's like a slice in the rocks to get to.
That's also instance and you can only have one of those instances at a time.
So it's the same kind of bottleneck that we saw at launch.
We want to do away with that, so that's why I'm asking them. As soon as I noticed that limit was there, you increase it.
They are looking at it, but they're also fixing a lot of problems.
Yeah, let it do it.
Yeah.
I'm glad they're fixing stuff, huh?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're probably working really closely with Funcom, and it's nice that we can ask for that to be done for our world.
We don't use that much server performance anymore.
Right. Tune to palm lock.
Yeah.
You doing too certain of a lot of I was waiting straight on a one did you do it to the first
run I did it too
okay well I'm trying to find out whether it's bullshit or not even on a one yeah no
it feels like mechanically bullshit not like numbers is actually not difficult to bullshit
yeah power up some buttons but it's things
How can you do that while I got a shot?
Okay.
Some of what the enemy can do seems a little bit weird.
Um, they've done a couple of abilities like when they've been in positions where I couldn't do anything.
I was really like, oh okay, that's kind of bullshit, but fine.
We're gonna shot through that guy?
That's fine. That's uh, that's no intended behavior.
Friction.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's just friction man.
Uh...
Yeah, the the tesla coil turntable doesn't doesn't feel great. That's kind of horrifying.
It's gonna hurt real bad the range goes way beyond what's visible as well. That's kind of wild
It's amazing how you're saying all the things that I was talking about
I feel like it's meant to be like a line on the videos as well. There's like an arc that came out of those
Yeah, I'm right this entrance of entrance, but yeah, see that's why I'll it doesn't actually show you what the risk is
And it drains every single bit of your power. Oh
God
Did you happen to do wreck of tight can't find the yellow key see chat told you it wasn't just a main problem?
I don't know the hell that damn thing is I left
No idea literally none I ran around that place for like half an hour couldn't find the damn thing
Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't bullshitting you chat. We'll try to convince you I was bullshitting you about the lighting
Thunder but it is it is done
Yeah, I've learned to not put a ever trust chat good good you're learning. He's becoming a streamer
What is even if they mean well sometimes they might have misunderstood and sometimes they don't mean well
Well, chat is goblins.
Why no trust chat because I know you.
I know you because we've both been chat as well.
So like we know how it works.
True.
I know I would be like this chat.
Where is the next guy?
Oh, where is radiation dungeons really not that bad?
Nope. I like the radiation dungeon. It's quite nice.
Yeah, it's pretty cake.
Google AI thinks the Rek of Dijk is something COD related.
Dude, I'm telling you, AI doesn't know how to solve something that hasn't already been solved.
It has no idea.
Um, those of you who are harking on our servers, there is a larger weapon vendor up currently.
The Ambition Drill Shot is a four shot drill shot.
It's very worth getting if you're asking that question.
What do you mean four shot?
Like at once?
Well, you know how your draw shot fires two shots?
Imagine if it had a four shot magazine rather than a two shot magazine.
That sounds bullshit.
That's great. I love it.
I just found a Mark 6 Dew Reaper.
Nice.
An egregious dagger.
Yeah, the stuff in these dungeons is very strong by the way.
Even if it's your wand.
Oh yeah.
They drop like endgame stuff, sure.
Alright, here we go. Radiation man.
John, radiation man.
I'm really glad that I was able to put my turret on this barricade wall.
The turret's on the walls, I think the walls is a tried and tested method of doing well.
So I'm glad that you're enjoying that.
The enemies get real confused real fast.
There should be a key somewhere on the scene.
I'm also wondering, yeah, if you've got some like ambition, how does it work with allowing
you, because there are a couple of the augments that allow you to have more ammo capacity,
for example, in your gun.
So taking the four-shot drill shot, turning it into a six-shot drill shot would be
kind of fun.
I
Would be
of
I'm not used to saying those ones.
Bulls decrease your radiation. No, I just left. That's why if I was cake. I know like comparative to the language
It's so stupidly easy
You don't even really have augments on yet
I think I've got an old man on my last gun, that's it.
Just the one I needed for the quest.
Yeah, I don't know, like the radiation boss fight comparatively is a meme.
that
service at how easy it looked you know right then compare that to the lighting boss
and cycle
very very different counters
I think I'm going to be back.
What did we get?
That's cool.
I got a tier six still suit.
Which one did you get crew chiefs? I
Don't think I know that one. I've never seen it before and I got hook clog gloves to
hook clog was a very very good if you are
You use those there are pretty
highly rated item
I'm just using a pin cushion set and circuit gloves the moment just for the power usage
It's a really simple arm set. I was using the stillsuit until I started in these dungeons like I should not do these in a stillsuit
Yeah, yeah, I mean I have to use the red suit in the radiation dungeon so yes
I'm doing right now, but normally I'm using the mercenary gear the hell is it called?
Syndicate boots syndicate. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah
Makes you look like a hell of a boss from
It does yes, although I don't you know, I don't have a helmet on in this because you know that would that would spoil the aesthetic
What's been changed a lot they added dungeons they changed the world map. They made it to the dungeon scale infinitely apparently
Up to I guess up to level 100, but that's effectively infinitely considering how difficult they are I
Can't wait for the moment that you get to the boss fight
I've just been distracted by a side room that has extra loot in it, so yeah, doing that first.
As you know, I'm often distracted by loot.
and
I'm going to try two two ones.
You're going to try what level now?
Two two.
Nice.
That was what tier one radiation used to do.
The radiation seems to be pretty easy to monitor.
So as long as you manage the environmental effects, you're kind of okay.
I think it's easy because you have to be wearing a radiation suit.
Like it's mandatory?
Yes, it makes sense.
Yeah.
So like you don't get any gear or expression outside of it?
Yeah.
Oh, the visuals in my room are both the lightning is meant to arc to the walls.
It would make sense why I don't have the lightning arcing to the walls then, wouldn't it?
That seems to be a graphical bug.
The first of many.
That makes it more of a challenge, yeah?
Yeah.
Wait till you see the rest.
I don't know.
I don't think I want to see the rest, like that's...
You get to.
You have to see the rest.
I'm at the boss room, so...
Good luck.
Did you find the secret tunnel?
The secret tunnel?
There's a cool secret tunnel.
You mean...
Before the boss fight.
Just before the...
Yeah, that's the little extra area.
Not little.
It goes up into the ceiling and all kinds of shit.
The one that beyond it. There's like a voice note box thing
Voice note get to get the buttons and then there goes up
You go into the ceiling and there's like events. There's like a whole thing and then it brings you into another
more
Oh, I don't think I went up from now I found a cuttable door I went back to it found a cuttable all I didn't find the first time
Nice, okay
I'm really glad that the new stuff doesn't give salvage metal when you cuss it anymore.
Yeah it does.
Some of them don't, yeah some of them don't.
Some of them do.
Weird.
weird as I jumped you you you fired your drill shot and I was really confused for a second
good this is the way
Oh, just a little side room with some more geocuts in it I guess.
Oh, my inventory's full of crap.
You shouldn't be pooping in there.
Not what a bag of holding is for.
I can park wherever I want.
Okay, well it's on the last chest.
I'll take that and we'll see more schematic patterns.
Am I playing with Kronos?
Kronos is about to go into the Lightning Dungeon.
We should probably do some duos after this though.
I'm down for that.
Once you realize the Lightning Dungeon is completely bullshit
and you never want to go there again.
Okay.
Well, I'll go and do the Lightning Dungeon boss now
because I've done that in Secret Tunnel.
This is just annoying.
There we go.
The stairs are doing weird shit with my berry.
Oh god.
It begins.
And this won't be that one.
Oh god, there's not even like an order to it.
No, there is not.
Chad claimed there was, but there is not.
Also, yeah, these still require your backpack to be empty, by the way.
doors even when they don't have a flaw yeah even when they don't give you
none of my stuns also work which is great no they don't
okay well you'll be honest why don't I
Oh my god, what was that last, what was that last phase, what, what is this?
Now you get to know the pain, welcome to the lightning dungeon.
Why is he not dead? His health is...
Did you kill him? On one?
Yep. Yep.
That was not fun.
That was not fun.
It's not fun, is it?
No, that's not fun. I'll tell you the trick.
The trick is, most of the bosses don't like having a lasgun fight directly at their
face for a long time. Oh, so you just held the last gun in his face.
Yeah, that took out half of his health was just lost purely to last guns. That was that's
I think I to be honest, I think that's more than he deserved as is.
That's so funny, dude. Yeah, no, it's not a funny counter. I think it's the least balanced one out
of all of them. If I was taking a last gun in here, definitely couldn't kill him. But like
the last quarter there, you end up with like, imagine a 12 imagine a clock face imagine
I'm having only one of those hours slots that uh-huh. Oh, I'm aware and it goes off in like about under a second
That's that's that one needs work. I'm
Not fun. Oh, try to get on two
It's not fun, I mean I'm okay on one I managed to get four different blueprints which is kind of wild
Kind of a problem. I don't need that many blueprints. Damn
Did you get stun locked at all from it too?
Yeah, to me down the bottom line I should push through it and then just like finish him right the end
I think I would have been caught longer in that final phase had I not been able to basically brute force my way through with the rapier
I think the last gun is the probably the play on that. I honestly am gonna wait on that dungeon
I'm not even gonna run it until they yeah, they figured out cuz they're comparing it to
anything else?
anything else?
that one is there, that's not
the rest of them are cake, comparatively
they just strut it
we've got it to preparation issue
maybe not skill issue
yeah, fine, we'll go with that chat
I wouldn't even say preparation issue
because the other ones you can just beat
at level, you know, 1 and 2
The preparation is why why are you not bringing a last gun with you everywhere you go? What all times? Yeah, I
Was telling winky about the sandal
He didn't know about the sandal from ashes
hmm
So Tim Sharif Steven Sharif's brother is selling ashes creation merch through three 10 nutrition on Amazon
And one of the items they're selling is a sandal
We've never seen that before but also there's a golden sandal inside of
Ashes of creation that has no meaning makes no sense and is part of the quest why the sandals
It's weird dude this makes me laugh
have. This animal is an early AOC community meme. Why? What made that into a meme? Because
I joined in 2021 and I had never seen any of that shit.
I've received confirmation from Funcom, they're not from Funcom, they're from the
They are working with one come on the multiple instances for
Those locations so they are making good progress on it, and they are doing what they can they're gonna give us more an update on it tomorrow
nice
It should be very very doable. This isn't they're making them making good progress
So it might be that we get it at tomorrow's restart of the server. That's your list. Yeah
Yeah, I hope you're happy working the Trado throughout to be honest with you
They've been they've been really really helpful for us on all of the server stuff. They always are
They're helping me from the heights or their American arm is helping my high-touch stuff on me. Yeah apex
Yeah, they're doing a really good job
Yeah, I've been I've been really pleased. It's really nice to work with some reliable server providers because I've had some really bad ones
I tell you
Yeah, because we have we have the Minecraft one over on shock flight and then the high-touch one run apex and they're both great
So have not so yeah, we
Nice when you know servers don't suck
of
the
customer support is super good that's good
Good to hear. I don't know how we relate that.
What?
What?
There we go.
I love it like when you get hit sometimes your character just like starts jogging for
some reason like the short jog kind of a thing.
There we go, grab all that.
Are you enjoying chapter three?
I really like all the dungeons except for the Lightning Dungeon.
The Lightning Dungeon feels like shit.
The rest of it feels great.
Lightning Dungeon doesn't have so much.
Yeah.
of
the
of
It's so much cooler than it was. The old one was kind of a game. This one is awesome
The lands around the new specializations feel really good as well. I would have to say yeah
I like the way they've done this. I think the only thing that feels bad is the lightning dungeon so far. Everything else is great
You get a lot of Regis gear too like pretty easy in these dungeons. Yeah, I
I still don't like that if you dismantle items, you don't actually get a good proportion of what it is that you're you put into them
And therefore like those rich stuff like you you better break it down return place
I should have to use that to pay for their pay for their durability their repairs, but you aren't kind of bothers me
I think that I still think that de-constructing items doesn't give you quite as much as it should do
For example, if you deconstruct a fully, like a full health on a box of cockpit, mark 6,
you get back an 812 Holtzman actuators and 8 classical capacitors, that's it, you don't
get any of the Plastidian and the melons, none of it back, none of the metal back
at all, you just get a couple of bits that you could get from running one lab.
Really?
Yeah.
That's the way that the deconstruction has always been.
It's always been a little bit, um, a unique.
of
the
this
they missed that one
I think I could actually do Spawn this room.
Right?
Is every enemy still giving exp?
I don't think they're infinitely spawns.
Oh, no.
Actually, some of the bosses, they might infinitely spawn.
and see some games, but I'm hopefully some of the canyons
Yeah, I think the biggest thing is like that's I don't know if you remember but I was really excited for a game called project
LLL way back in the day
Yeah, it's that one. Yeah, yeah exactly
Look at both of it. It's gonna be nice
There was a bug that if you picked up the body, you wouldn't get loot from the boss, but I'm like I've never seen loot from the boss.
I've just seen...
And I've just seen the loot chest at the end.
That is confusing.
Yeah, it's really weird.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
What, Proton VPN repost?
Heh, that's funny.
and
silence brand
What Adobe do this time they were going to end support and not only end support but actually
disable Adobe animate which is used for tens of thousands of animation studios both tiny
and large like you know smiling friends made in Adobe animate like it's a little bit weird
that they would do that. They were like,
Yeah, you could just move over to our other tool that's using AI.
And that'll be fine. And the artist community exploded.
So then basically everyone got so angry that Adobe lost 10% of their stock
value in a day. And then Adobe rethought their position and
undid this. Their stock has not gone back up.
Yeah.
It was pretty funny to watch.
Pincush and Elmen.
Yeah, way to be tongue-deaf, exactly.
Really foolish mistakes.
I don't understand what the hell they were thinking.
It was real odd to see them just come out of the blue and say that, oh yeah, we're
just canceling this one thing that's just been around for, you know, decades by life.
It was a weird choice from a company.
It was super, super strange.
And then on top of it all, like it's going to lose them money.
Like you have tens of thousands of customers already using this product.
Why would you want to discontinue?
Well, exactly.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
The choice to do what they're doing doesn't earn them any money and all this is losing
goodwill and adobe has not exactly got a lot of that goodwill to go around as it is.
So like why?
I don't know, someone in marketing is smoking something too strong, Paris should be doing
it in the workplace is what I think.
That's pretty wild.
Trying to force people to another program is never good.
Yeah, it's kind of the thing that I was talking about before is like you wouldn't
do that as a streamer either.
Like you wouldn't stop streaming on Twitch and go stream only exclusively on YouTube
because a lot of the people that watch you on Twitch are not going to convert.
It completely.
That's how the market works.
Yeah, exactly.
It's, it's a strange way of seeing business.
Yep.
You still miss flash, but what apple.
But that was apples doing.
Well, flash was vulnerable, man.
Like it came to a point where it couldn't be fixed.
But yeah, the same argument of, you know, various other things like you can't do.
You can't do some of these.
It's your long term.
Just cut out a whole bunch. I don't know you just said like like notepad if you're a person in business or in government
Not a not a good time for using no pad plus plus
That one's wild I see I see me read you've read through all and like you have a fun understanding what's going on
I don't understand some of the arguments around like all what they could have done to fix it, but my understanding of
It was basically very targeted
Individuals and likely state actors from China behind it, but no real proof
I think is the whole thing. Yeah, so they they well
State sponsored attack seems most
Based on what they had on top of it. It was their distribution server basically so like when
Specific targets downloaded updates specific targets either specific IP ranges or specific users whatever
It downloaded that it downloaded the malware. That's fascinating
Which is a really interesting IP is we're already pinned down and already aware of it's a matter of this was a method of
Instalers now until that system to get in yeah, we need to get into whatever it was that my guess is at that point
Is it's going to be corporate
Individual corporate companies or it's going to be a government right and like that happens more often than you would know
It's usually just not I was just thinking yeah like
Like this is just one program.
So you know about plus or subc, it's very frequently used,
but like there are plenty of other programs
that pretty much everyone downloads and stores
on like a gaming machine, for example.
We're starting from doing this to any other program.
Yeah, WinRaw's a great example.
WinRaw or 7Zip, like both of those.
Everyone uses one or the other.
So why would you not compromise both of those?
Well, I mean, like this one is a pretty specific situation
where they actually pulled it off.
It's not normal, you know,
it's kind of a shit show for that to happen
in the first place.
That being said, um, very, very targeted attack unlikely to be targeted by it as a normal average.
Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, as a, as your everyday user, definitely not, but, uh,
but there's even something to consider is, is interesting by itself.
Yep. I just think it's cool because it's a new kind of supply chain attack, effectively.
Very novel. Yeah. Yeah, very much so.
It's neat and weird.
Stop giving them ideas.
Winner is more profitable than chat GPT. Yes.
I'm gonna be real with you chat if Thor and I chat on a call and the idea comes up
you can guarantee that somebody in a hacking space who does this every single day of their life
has already thought about it.
They're true and real.
I'm putting Hallecks pick in the grinder.
No, Hallecks pick.
I'm doing it. I don't even care.
It makes you feel good so be it.
It doesn't. It makes me feel good.
I mean, if it makes you feel good to do that, then do it.
It does.
Ooh, it makes me feel...
It doesn't, okay.
Makes you feel nothing, okay, fine.
Have you used the auto-fly yet if you've been doing any long distances?
I have not done an auto-fly, what the hell is that shit?
Oh, did you just press right shift and you'll auto-fly, you'll auto-run or you'll auto-drive in the direction?
You no longer have to hold down W long pit long time if you're flying a carrier, for example.
What?
Yeah.
That's weird.
It's just cruise control forward, what it is, is a concept.
Oh, I just realized, I think that stuff is going into the grandeur.
It's not going on.
Oh, it totally does.
But it just auto walks, it's not auto running.
Oh, now it auto runs.
Um, it's weird.
I don't like that.
I think runs a toggle, so it's kind of a weird place to put that in.
Right. Yeah, I have to move it right shift and then left shift.
If you want to run, it's kind of it is a bit of a weird one,
but it works for carriers.
It works for the worst for sandcrawlers.
It works for everything that you might need on.
So yeah, no, lighting a dollar bill on fire is actually more profitable
than Chatchi. That's true.
Yeah, opening a bottle of water and pouring it out on the ground is more,
you know, it's more water friendly, more environmentally conscious
than using chat gp2 as well, supposedly.
It's incredible.
We love this game.
It's not a calling each individual query takes.
Insane.
You think Dune's looks way different?
No, it looks about the same.
It's just we've got like a lot of new cool mechanics now.
So we're going into skills and pull up specializations.
You have these now.
Need to keep doing my answer how to do this.
Yeah, I mean, you can do five a day
to get you the recollection rewards,
It's not
I dropped one of them earlier because I couldn't find the yellow key and chat was memeing on me the whole time and I was like
Where the hell is it when someone came to chat later and was like hey man, have you found the yellow key?
On the record the tie key. I've been hearing I think you had troubles with that
Um, I reckon that'll be one of one of a couple of things either the key won't have placed or spawned properly
Or the key won't be emitting the light that it's meant to so that you can't see it
It just looks like a random piece of metal in a room or both both are possible. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, except run around for about 30 minutes
You found the yellow case sure pork you said this very cool
It may be a bit like the the lightning it might if it's like the lightning arc issue inside the testing stations
It might be client like individuals
So maybe that some people can sit and some people can't see the light and that will be wasn't the issue
We've seen up before the graphical problems
I think the thing that it comes down to yet again it's kind of like
There's some stuff in here that definitely needed testing more
I think maybe play testing on that like that. Yeah
I mean I love us up to get play tested
But I think they'll see don't place any go so far and especially when this fight time scales involved with launching it
Did they have a beta for this or no?
There's PTR. Yeah, they had PTR really
But PTR doesn't test certain things that are spoiler-rated, so for example the story wasn't
tested, so the interaction of where you pick up the next bit of the story is actually a bug
there where some people are having their factions rank with votes to four.
The factions can't actually progress with the story, but do the end-game lands for
that stuff, so they're being held out of that.
Luckily, if you wait a couple of days it isn't the biggest deal because as you
probably noticed you have 35 of the points for recollection, so you can do the weeks
with the content over the weekend it just means that people are somewhat stuck if
they want to do the endgame lands ride stuff which isn't really nice to do
because after about one day you'll probably run out of run the dungeons of
dungeon sake and for doing the main story the chapter 3 story.
The Glasser. Unique item little in fact Jared Garote was a notorious Pyromaniac
in his early years. Alright. I have a flamethrower now. A tier six one. Nice.
Just the blueprint for it or actually the whole thing? No, I got the blueprint. Yeah. Nice.
Plasma kill. Well, this is Plastanium in the ancient way. Ancient way is a pretty good rocket
a rocket launcher but rocket launches are currently not in a great place.
I thought they were like the only way to take down a ornithopter before what happened.
They were but you now can't dummy fire them because they were being misused heavily in
a number of situations.
So they removed the ability to fire without a lock on and I think the lock on range
is too short.
I did raise that with them on Monday and they said they would look at it so.
What?
Hold up.
Adobe has launched an update on their Twitter.
Oh no.
I said what we initially shared is not accurate Adobe animate is in maintenance mode
Which means we will continue to provide security and bug fixes but are no longer adding new features
Animate will continue to be available for both current and new customers
We are committed to ensuring you have access to your content learn more here
And then it got community noted as of 2 2
2026 the original post was accurate as Adobe sent out an email about discontinuing animate on 2 3
2026 Adobe said they were going to continue support
Yeah, after their stock dropped 10%
Yeah, you haven't you haven't seen that it's a
Kind of a shit show
It's not great, it's not great dude
Yeah, they dropped what from a share price of
They were up at they were up 290 295 and the tail and the yes they close they were at
uh... two seven one two seven one two seven two yes one yeah it's pretty rough
dude they lost about a hundred percent that's real rough republican trader company
yeah that's uh... i mean i don't know stupid games
you know
well exactly yeah
I've seen no fallen rectangle in the deep desert.
Oh, Winky.
Winky found my Warhammer 40k head cannon.
Winky, are you here?
Have you seen my new head cannon, Carlos?
You ready for this?
Uh, okay.
Alright, so, my Warhammer 40k headcanon is that since we keep feeding souls into the Golden Throne, right, every day eventually the Emperor is going to wither away because it's not even working, and the Chair will become the new Chaos God.
Cheros will then appear in every corner of every room, and the Imperium will have to outlaw corners.
There he is.
There he is.
And, and, Winky, is the Herald of this new chaos god.
The chair in the corner.
I, I just, I'm fine, I'm fine, sure.
I mean, we're feeding, we're feeding the chair to souls man, they're not going into the emperor, you know it.
Well, that, that's, that's conjecture by itself, they're going somewhere, that's for sure.
They're going into the chair dude, Charros will rise.
That would require the chair was already some kind of latent or aware chaos like I kind of like
I mean it is technically a little bit of warp it's got a little bit of warp energy in there
you know so just sort of all of us you don't know what that chair's got going on dude that
chair's got something going on it's got thousands of psychers souls whenever it comes to the
emperor it's basically it's it's wibbly wobbly bullshit so anything could happen it's kind
of how I describe it so I take I tend to anything that involves the emperor I tend to say
with a huge massive sack of salt to be honest life do you do you think that a
chair you think a chair would write a chariot into combat no that would be
ridiculous it would write a stand here how dare you call the new chaos god
ridiculous no I said they would write no I said that a chariot would be
ridiculous a stand here for the chair god would be better that was low low tier
I think you do better. I think you do better probably good. I'm disappointed
good
It's a woman makes me more powerful. I don't think it does
It does so I've got all these modifiers now, and I don't really know what to do with all these
Alright, you know
And they're already on the tier one ones as well. So like yeah, I
Think
Thank you thing with it. Is it because my gear I
Lose durability when I die and augmenting them to make them more powerful makes them lose durability as well
It kind of feels like progressing through this is punching myself in the dick
Just a little I don't think progression matters as much
I think that there's a I think if I recall there are certain trees that will massively change how durability works
So most of us I think in the combat tree
There's a whole thing in there about like less durability damage to weapons or to armor
Hmm that might be interesting
All right
Every balance the deep desert NPCs
You're scared of the chair now think about it this way you are praying to Cheros right now
By sitting in a chair
That's his wind condition
You're increasing his power
Every time an ass is in a chair, Cheros gains power.
Yeah.
That's true.
I'm getting a standing desk, it's too late dude.
Sitting is heresy.
If you're getting a standing desk because of Cheros, you're making an action because of the God is now a form of worship by itself anyway
It is it is you are recognizing his power
Yeah, I'm getting a standing desk thus improving his power sitting is also heresy
Yeah standing in defiance of Cheros is heresy you must stand and not care of Cheros
I think really see we all need to be in a constant state of like moving from standing to sitting like that moment
Just after a British person slaps their legs and says, right.
That one has to be to be.
That almost sounds like a ritual for Cheros.
It does a bit, doesn't it? To ward off Cheros, yeah.
I think Chronos is actually a herald of Cheros.
Don't let him fool you.
Don't prove it. You can't prove it.
Don't worry about it.
I think like Winky is the avatar though, man.
I would believe that he's the avatar of Cheros. Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
Musical chairs just got dark musical chairs is actually a ritual to invoke chairs
It's a dance to invoke him. Yeah, it also it also involves sacrifice
Dodd one out must die
They're sacrificed to chairs
True. Yeah, that's yeah
If they're richly if they were richly slaughtered back in the dark times
The darker ages then uh, that would be a thing. I could see that a little bit of corn going on of that too
just a little bit
If every single one of the gods get some form of sacrifice, I think that's just fine.
That's the territory.
Yeah, Winky is the demon prince of Cheros. That's true.
That's actually kind of a cool title.
There have been various titles, that's for sure.
Well, I've beaten level 2 of everything but the Lighting Dungeon, I think.
That is quite...
But the uh...
What?
the benefits of this
are cool
but it makes a lot of money at
you're only at tier one right now like when you get up to the high tiers and you get
like kind of like
grade six or whatever it is
on those like the boost is huge
it's weird because all these are going to be plastaniy them
yeah
so they just added a ton of plastinium beer basically
it's all the same
here
It's just now all months as well.
I mean, I mean, last year, we're not a huge amount.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Glasses not new.
Really?
No, I've got how many classes?
No shit.
All right.
I have four of the glasses from before.
Is it like, what was it?
Desert garb or something else?
I think that though.
I don't know what it is.
No, it's a light armor.
I actually don't even know what it does.
What armor are you currently using?
I'm using the Syndicate.
Jasmine.
It's got a lot of fire resistance.
Blade resistance, poison resistance.
It's like really good.
No, it's light.
It's like good.
Yeah, it's really good.
That dodge, you know.
Yeah, I'd go back to using...
Yeah, I had to go back to using armor rather than just using a stillsuit because the enemies are now actually a challenge.
Yeah, they actually deal damage now, true.
Yeah, especially if you... So you know we went to Reptotike, you know, the enemies there seem to be even stronger than some of the enemies like anywhere else that you go to. It kind of unannounced.
Chronos is the great sitting one. I think that probably makes. I stream for 12 hours every day except for Thursday when I sit the whole time.
I will slowly become one of the first.
Yeah.
I changed from, you know, one to the other, and therefore I'm actually worshipping Zeensch rather than just Cheris.
Why is the nutrition LLC selling Ashes of Creation merch? Because that nutrition LLC is owned by Stephen Sharif's brother.
And they apparently have been doing that since July of last year.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Yeah.
And Tim Sharif who is Steven Sharif's brother and owner of that company announced their partnership
And he was going to be doing all of the e-commerce and merchandising
Which is weird
It's also like not super high quality merch
Yeah, it's it's low tier stuff. Yeah. Yeah
I think my favorite part is the amount of just bait that's coming out from this like people just releasing like fake logs and stuff
just for the fun like just to just to kind of weigh on it it's wild um
i'm just not trusting most of the stuff i see until it comes from actual official source now
but the guy earlier was trying to claim that you know all that production was moving to china
and it's like but it wasn't yeah but ign reported on that one too like everyone's taking actually
everyone's taking the bait dude like everyone you know we looked at an ign article earlier today
where they posted the screenshot from the discord from this person claiming to be Karen.
And like it was real and it's like dude, there's no verification that that's actually the person
who said that. Why are you believing all of this shit? What does journalism become man?
It doesn't exist anymore. It's just opinion, peace and vibes dude.
Yeah, you know, you're not even wrong.
It's stupid.
I miss when like a report was, here is everything that occurred.
You figure out how you feel.
Yeah, here are my sources now go and, you know, figure it out for yourself.
Not, we are telling you how to think, this is how it goes.
I was reading a really interesting academic paper on the changes in gaming actually.
And supposedly the games like Super Mario, which taught you to fail and that they
didn't they weren't designed for you know infinite engagement etc do very
different things for your brain than what what games now do we're basically
designed to serotonin farm and dopamine farm over and over again and it literally
changes the way the pathways in your brain finer runs across it's it's
fascinating it's similar to you know the effects on the brain of just using
chat gpt for your critical thinking rather than just doing it yourself it's
the same kind of thing
was. I could have been here if I'm not right. Was it Animaniacs? What the hell was it? It
all blows together now. Oh, no, it's from the tick. It's from the tick. And he drew.
I remember he drew Cha on the moon because he was trying to write chair face on the moon
with a laser and then he didn't get all the way through it. So now that for the
rest of the series, the ticket would sit Cha on the moon in the background. Yeah,
I'm so stupid.
Yeah, his name is Chairface Chippendale.
God damn it, dude.
Yeah, here, Chad. Have you never seen the glory that is Chairface?
Look at this.
Look at it.
His head was just a chair.
It's just like the dumbest thing on the planet.
Like they put them in all these ridiculous scenes too.
Yeah, like what?
Yeah, he was the head chairman.
This is our new chaos god, yes.
There are now ads in chat, GPT.
Yeah.
No.
Where?
Oh
Yep, they're starting to test ads in chat jippity, that's funny
Adds in the chat jippity well
Oh, thank you that I can't say I'm surprised
By the way, thank you for the rating party of 15. Thank you very much and low level
I didn't even realize that you raided. Did I not hear the sound? Do I suck?
Yes, the raiding party of 217. Jesus. I'm a jackass.
Poison.
Looks like I moved over to Grockett just the right time. Bro, move over back to your own brain power. You don't need it.
You're measly 15 people, don't ever show that one.
15 people is the heads above, you know, like the average stream on the platform.
Good job. 15 is great. Keep going.
That is good.
You have to remember something. If you are three average viewers or higher, you are in the top 10% of Twitch.
A lot of people don't realize that.
Alright, so it's filled with gross pods that explode. I hate this place already.
Are you doing the poison dungeon?
Yes.
Yeah, that one is one where the compactor is an absolute must.
Oh is it?
Oh yeah.
Is it clear that poison?
That'll be interesting.
Have you not got a compactor with you?
No I do.
What is that?
Oh!
This place is really gross.
Project progress report number seven.
We continue to work diligently on our main objectives,
but complete success remains frustratingly elusive.
We soldier on, however.
One interesting side note is we have created
a viable hybrid of Fogwood and Ilocca.
Imagine that, the enigmatic Fogwood,
a plant capable of being shaped solely
by the power of human thought, crossed with Ilocca,
the source of some of the most dangerous
narcotics in known space.
It's all rather fascinating.
Well, I know this is a deviation from our main mission.
What's the harm in exploring it a bit further?
Man, this place sucks.
You weren't wrong.
It's... it doesn't suck as much as the lightning place,
but it just sucks in terms of, like, it's... it's...
it's kind of a fair suck.
You can deal with the suck on this one, but it's annoying.
Yeah, the lighting is bullshit.
Oh, come on, man.
What?
What is this shit?
Oh my god, okay, so they have like weird gravity bullshit.
My character's moving like a slug.
It's the best, dude.
Yes, yeah, welcome to Slug Mode.
I hate it.
How much health does that guy have, Jesus?
Probably too much.
of
the
It's, uh, certainly my least favorite of the bunch, shall we say.
Alright. Alright.
I'm still kind of wondering, like, they went the full PvE route with this game now.
I wonder if they'll ever loop back for PvE.
Yeah, that's the plan.
So the whole plan for this phase was to, this is the space, sorry, this release was to
basically focus on the PvE end game, because that's needed by all players.
One of the next big tasks, they've got a bigger group of internal meetings with
management basically about what the PvP future looks like now that PvE has been
working on.
And you know, they also had to patch and iterate on the PBE, but
You know what they could do?
PBE working
You know what they could do then?
What?
They could just roll back the deep desert to beat BVP again
Because the PBEers have all their content
That's what they want to do
But I think at the same time they want to do more changes than just that one
To be honest with you
I mean they want to actually like
Fundamentally change how the PBE aspect works
Which, you know, I think makes sense
I'd be interested
I'm sick of the view.
Yeesh.
What?
Please, game.
Why is my weapon not working?
What is going on?
There.
I've got myself into a state twice now where I can't move my mouse up and down or left
and right randomly and I have to swap weapons and swap back.
That's weird.
Which weapon is doing that?
All of them.
It is something that happens when I get stunned while changing weapons.
Yeah, it's super annoying and it makes it so that I can't like move my reticle
left and right but my camera won't turn left or right or my camera won't turn up
and down. It's one of the other each time.
Just to be clear to both chats are you currently there are cues for certain
like points of interest because the way that you're limited to one person per POI at a time
we are working with to try to get our limit lifted for our servers but that takes a little technical
time we will need to make sure as well that the servers stay stable as a result because
no point at letting like three people do it at once if no one else can play the game and
the servers can crash as a result you know that that doesn't seem like it's gonna
to a fair trade out.
Three days.
Much as I like people suffering, I'm not quite that harsh.
He is.
Oh, listen to him. Tell them that.
Don't tell them.
They already knew.
Oh, shit.
Clearing up your misinformation.
The only one that hears prism misinformation is chat, that's what chat's good for.
Look at him credited Fleck down to you, chat.
He's a lawyer, we knew.
Yeah, he is.
Is Hytale coming today?
What do you mean?
Like, will I be working on Hytale related stuff today?
I wanted to check out the Dune stuff today, maybe we'll work on Hytale stuff tomorrow.
I mean, it's already 8am.
That being said, I'm about running out of content with Dune, so maybe we'll
swap over the Hytale development. Oh that's really weird feeling.
You want to see more P.E.2? I played a little bit more. I got into Act 2 on my Druid, walked
up to the Hainaboss and punched its face in. I didn't even stop punching. It just
It's not misinformation, it's alternative truth, okay.
Alternative truth, okay.
I'm gonna run the ads now, so we don't have them during the boss fight.
Alternative truth, exactly.
Serial underscore choo choo with 500 bits said let's try Thins again.
How are you doing? It's been a while since my last message, so I guess that's a good thing regarding the train factory.
It's finally starting to warm down here in Texas. So thank you for getting yowls weather out of my yard
Yeah, I've been studying practicing more on my Norse paganism and in turn having healthy combos finding similarities in different beliefs
Cool on another note. The sumo tournament was pretty good, but it was sad to see Terano Fuji's haircutting ceremony
It's okay. I think I think the sumo tournament was really awesome, man. I really do I I love I
I love watching midnight sumo. Like I really do. It's fun as hell. Yeah, it was sad.
Playing Monster Hunter now.
Super chicken with 500 bits said mourning goblin lord.
Just wondering if, in your professional roles, you've needed to use much maths knowledge.
In school I actually enjoyed most maths subjects.
I didn't even mind when we had to do it the long way, showing all working as we
wrote it all with pen and paper.
Using Cartesian coordinates to plot a function. That's where I draw the line.
I think the worst stuff that I've had to do in terms of that is dealing with quaternions.
And I am shit with them. And I'm not a fan.
Really, at the end of the day.
Like, I think that's been the worst.
Joke missed.
That's probably fair.
I was playing Moss Erinner now at the same time.
You goblin asses.
What did he say?
Wait, I'm gonna go read this.
What did you say?
Cartesian coordinates to plot a function that's redraw the line. God damn it!
Uhhh...
I did. I got wooshed because I was killing a monster in my yard.
I thought I'm a bitch.
Doing a group fight.
Killing an anginef.
I was killing a... whatever the hell I are.
Magnumolo. Now I'm killing an anginef.
I got wooshed.
Wooshed because it wasn't paying attention.
Lulukemsk said minus 50k, glory to the premium point hole.
Tch.
Save it.
March underscore 8846 with two euros said will you upload the whole blueprints gameplay?
I don't know yet. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I want to do that.
It's really long. It's like 150 hours, man.
Clef then Twain said, yeah, my channel points paid for this part of my message, but not.
But not? What?
What?
Did you... did you make a two-part message?
Do you watch the Killin' Angie? It's a nine-star engine-ath at a group. So yeah.
Like, I can solo attend their Ingenath, but doing it in a group means that the monster
lasts dramatically longer because it, uh, it, like, scales with the group.
Granted, it's not that hard.
Thank you, Clefted Twine, by the way.
There we go.
Now it's finally dead.
Blanchenath, don't be in front.
Actually, it's be directly left of the head
because it can't hit you there.
That's it.
You just directly left of the head and keep punching it,
and it dies.
Hey, two Wyvern gems.
Rock on, dude.
Supply monster in mobile?
Always.
I really, really enjoy it.
Okay.
This room looks like bullshit.
So Kronos, I'm about to go to the poison guy room.
I can see that the whole room is just dead pot, death pots.
That's uh, good right?
Yeah, that's what you want the compacted for.
Oh, he's also got like a dash church.
Yeah, he doesn't need charge, you think.
Yeah.
Yeah, you'll, you'll like this guy.
He's uh...
Now where, where's your like this guy?
I mean, you'll hate this guy.
That's what I meant.
I bet.
This is rough, dude.
Oh, this sucks.
I'm just kind of, like, mainly hitting him with my...
It's actually kind of funny.
Yeah.
I
Need to shoot again with my turret
Slowly with this help down. Yeah, the phases make it interesting. I think that's now you guys me distinct phase. It's quite nice
I don't like his
I don't like his bullshit
me charged yeah yeah it's ultimate abilities it's really nice if I could just reload ever
during this goddamn fight yeah there we go
of
It's what I need, yes!
I need you, let me!
Chuan!
I'll show you how it's done!
Chuan!
Shit!
it's no
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This guy is like full of bullshit, yeah.
I think for what we found it was kind of manageable bullshit from that guy, we didn't do it solo
though, I don't know how solo it will feel.
I feel like solo those balls on the floor kind of suck so much.
No, the floorballs aren't the problem.
I don't know, it's just his attention is the problem, is it?
Yeah, it's only that scary.
It's just bullshit.
It's mostly because, like, you can, you can, like, carry him and shit, and then, like,
it's not a problem, but, like, dude, he's just really annoying.
Yeah, he just charges you with those stupid shit.
Yes!
He's a bit of a butthole.
Yeah.
Get in here!
Something is causing my character to be stunned. Oh my Jesus Christ what the hell was that shit?
Okay, I'm just gonna die somehow like my character's just falling over randomly
Are you poisoned? I don't know my characters just like randomly getting stunned. I
Don't know what the hell I was doing. He was just doing stupid shit
Okay, I guess the outside of the room is now poised.
Okay, that... I don't know what was just happening there.
He was hitting not anywhere near me, and yet somehow I was being hit.
Then maybe some server issues happen and I can have a look and see if we've got any performance issues done.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know what the hell is going on, but like I'm just randomly getting stunned out and shit.
Oh, it's not ideal.
No, the server's shitting itself, yeah.
Because I just finished a bandage instantly.
We, okay, some weird lag spikes then.
Yeah, because I started the bandage there and it instantly finished on that one.
That was super weird.
No, it's not the green plank, guys. That's what I'm talking about.
It's the enemy attacking the air that was hitting me earlier, and when I just used my bandage, it completed a second I started it, so doing the whole animation.
Like, something's wrong. The server's doing like weird hiccups.
You may not be able to see it on your end. I could definitely feel it. Like, something is super wrong.
We started having some server hiccups around this time yesterday, it might just be server
loading efficiency after the update.
This is Christ.
Jesus Christy!
Wombo combo ass bullshit.
of
the
Yeah, I'm I'm gonna be real that uh
The problem the problem that I keep running into man is this game requires the server to run pristin Lee
at all times at it rarely does.
Especially after patch time there is often a lot of service ability and the game gets better.
A few days on but obviously that's not very helpful.
That's what we're talking about, that Friday might be warmly looking to do that other stuff
because we're looking for the service to be in the best possible position to be shown off.
Yeah, I'll be in some sets and everyone will see.
Keep an eye on that, yeah.
I mean, if you just switch to high tail, especially as it gets bigger and more and more,
There's been more and more people on the server, there's going to be more queues for those dungeons and stuff in those locations, so that would be, um, wouldn't be completely unreasonable.
I'm still got a few more things to run, I've got my dailies to do.
There's no offline play? No, this is all on a server with multiple people. It's like a mini MMO.
Oh yeah, look at this, there's a whole bunch of people waiting to get into this dungeon.
Yeah, sounds about right. There might be one group as well, because it's not one person instance, it's one party instance.
It's just to be doubtless and misinformation that you were given earlier.
It's party instances.
So we can group up with somebody else.
You can all go in and someone can join you halfway through as long as you're grouped
up together.
No.
What I'm saying is if you're, it's just one instance.
It doesn't matter if you're solo or in a party.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's a party instance, not a solo instance.
Some people were on, well, of the opinion you could only run the solo.
That's not the case.
No.
bad. Yeah, no, some people in chatter up were asking earlier, so she wants to clear up.
Yeah, I was like, what do you mean? Because I was like, one instance means one instance,
one person or people or whatever it is. Yeah, some people in the chat were only
saying it's one solo instance. That's not the case. It can be parties.
I think what you actually probably end up seeing is that people are going to
nearly complete it and then invite their friends and then like they'll join for the last
classroom fighting the boss kind of thing potentially if you people are trying to speedrun them.
It's not really until you get to the very end of it or you explore the chest as you
go through that actually makes a difference and the loot isn't instanced so you do get
your own loot no matter what. Which is good because you know it's not great when in one
person gets the loot but I feel there are ways the player's behaviors can abuse that.
Wait, the loot isn't instanced or is?
It is instanced. It's not like you it's not like what only one person can use
Per instance, it's that everyone gets their own loot, okay, so it is which means that theoretically you just invite somebody like
You could just sit in the dungeon after you've cleared it and invite people in I think
I haven't tried that yet, but I feel like
Running through the boss kill in the boss then sitting in the boss room and inviting people to run through get the loot and leave might actually be a thing
That's great I
Don't know I haven't tested that I feel like that would have been the one of the things that we would have tested
but
That's what I reckon people will start doing if it's if it's an option
Well, I mean now that you've talked about it live on stream, I feel like I mean it is already it's written
If I come up with the idea, you know, there are other smarter people out there than me who have come up with the idea as well
The dentists need to introduce like you know cool down or say that once you've killed the boss
You know in your fastest the loot room you can't invite anyone else to the instance
What did I get?
Kind of weird garbage.
A Hallux pick.
Great.
Quick release trigger.
And another quick release trigger.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, server 7.
Yeah, it's chugging.
I just had some weird problems there.
That frame rate drop that you guys just saw, by the way, that's server 7.
That is not on my computer set.
That's what I was talking about, just weird shit like that.
Well, cool, I think we're going to swap out, but I think there's a lot of potential here
even if it's kind of wibbly right now, right?
I mean it's a fun compact, but like with Conan back in the day, you know, after every
patch you kind of strap in, you're like, okay, this could get real wibbly real fast
and then you kind of hope for the best.
Yeah, exactly. I think what they're trying to do, what it appears they're trying to do, is do like an endgame like Mythic Plus in Well, where the gear gets better, the monsters get harder, the gear gets better, the monster gets harder, and it just keeps going up.
Yeah.
The problem I'm seeing with that is durability loss gets in the way. The reason why that system works in Well is because you can just fully repair your gear.
In this, durability loss means that eventually you have to completely replace all the shit that you have
and that dungeon doesn't have static rewards, it has, like, your randomized loot, right?
So it makes me wonder, like, do we- how do you replace your gear?
You'd have to run those dungeons as long as you can, so that you can go back to the deep desert,
get your specific gear pieces back, the blueprints, rebuild your gear, and then go back to those dungeons.
For these pieces or five for general kind of tier six uniques when you do these you are getting like three or four blueprints in the end of each dungeon
So you should if you're running dungeons enough that you're breaking all those items
You one would hope that you're getting at least one of the blueprints for the item that you're far that you're replacing
Yeah, but if we're talking about a full set of gear full set of armor, right?
like how
Because it's it's it's random pieces that you be getting and there's like yeah like 60 blueprints, right?
So it makes me wonder, does that system break down where you just can't replace your gear and you have to go farm in the deep desert again?
And the answer is I run maybe seven or eight of those dungeons and been playing for a full day
and my armor is down maybe
One repair I think that's about 10% in total
To be clear you're pushing twos though. I mean people are trying to do yeah, right?
Eventually you're gonna come to the point where you're just dying continuously on frog
Yeah, but what you do is when you do when you're progressing the armor that you have you'll put all of the ones on and then you'll be farming
Two's for example, and you'll put grade two
I you you always have a last grade two on it and then you'll have great three and as you when you get like grade five or six
It might take you multiples sets of armor to get up a full grade, but you've really got the resources farmed
So it's about whether that is actually in balance or not. Yeah, if it's worth it is the biggest. Yeah, exactly
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the answer to that yet. Yeah
So they forced the player market?
Eh, kinda, maybe, right?
And I think that's the biggest thing is that gameplay loop is rewarding.
And I think it will be after they fix some of the server performance issues and fix the
imbalanced dungeon, like the lightning dungeon.
It's not like sound like Dune anymore.
I agree with you.
I think that the feature is cool, but it doesn't feel like environmental survival.
I was hoping for the deep desert to be it, like the whole point, if that makes sense.
That was never going to be this patch though, I don't think anyone who saw that was going
to be in January.
Oh, I didn't think it was going to be this patch, I just meant in general, like I never
expected there to be infinitely cool.
I never expected there to be infinitely scaling dungeons inside of Dune, is what I'm saying.
I expected there to be like survival content, right?
It was a really big ask after the house stuff.
Scaling dungeons, people really enjoyed the ones from chapter three,
a chapter two, sorry.
And people wanted dungeons again, but scalable.
So Funko, I guess, gave them dungeons that were scalable.
I guess that makes sense.
Yeah, if that's like a player request, that makes sense.
My hope now is that now that they've done the PDE stuff for the
previous like we get our PVP back because like, yeah, my whole point
everyone's been like one common not resting on their laurels and stopping now with PvE let alone
stopping with PvP like this is only the first iteration to give us something to do as an end
game then they're going to be thrown back into you know one thing they want like all through the
deads I spoke to on Monday said this um they're like the real focus now is this PvP and then some
of the would be nice stuff we've got things like um water transport you can't currently like fill a
cargo container up with water other than filling it with literjohns which is a bit of a pain
That's on the would be nice pile, you know
People people keep asking about riding the worm that one comes down to what what do you actually want to ride the worm for?
Other than it being cool because the deep desert isn't large enough for you to need that space
Yep, you can't do what you do in films where the worm crashed your crashes through buildings and through like rocky outcrops and stuff
Because that wouldn't be balanced. So actually I'm I would worry that worm riding would be
What's the word? Um
to go pee very we're not like non rewarding it wouldn't be very anticlimactic and I don't think it
will ever be satisfying the way that people wanted to from the films and such so I'm a bit like a
tank someone raised a tank on that call like the tank is technically in the game and in the files
but actually what space does the tank actually fill inside the game you'll have it in your base
you'll drive it around once or twice but it's not actually worth having yeah what would even
be used for, you know, exactly. It's the same thing for writing the warm. I think it's a
cool thing, but like what we need to actually have some use for them to focus on it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
Oh, high tails updating.
Boop.
All right, chat.
Let's take a look at this.
We're going to swap over to high tail and build some things.
I don't know this is where I say by tail right by tail. Yeah, no, I'm mostly I don't know
I I have mixed mixed feel I think it's mostly because it's it's kind of like last last patch which was like
Those dungeons were really cool and thematic and very interesting these dungeons feel more
systems driven and
The boss fights feel a little
Wonky in terms of tuning if that makes sense
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm glad we've got boss fights now, rather than just literally the same
repeat of enemy types over and over again, because that was getting a little tiring.
I think, like I said, it's a good step for future. This isn't the last pass we'll get on PVE,
isn't the last release we'll get on PVE, and I'm excited now to see what more there is.
It's not like I'm going to be playing June every single day until the next release,
though. That's just not viable and it's not realistic. But it's something I can imagine
now that I will probably log in each week and just run my quest so I can get my progression.
And if I would take a break from the game, I can just store my base now, which is much
nicer.
That is super nice.
The base storage tool I would recommend to everyone if you're going to be away from
the game even for, you know, an indefinite porch for, you know, period of time or two
weeks, for example, just put your base into the base storage tool or put some stuff
into the bank, you know, just in case you can store up to three bases in there
as well.
So it's kind of a very neat system.
Yeah, that is neat. The base storage though is actually cool.
These are all things that I think we I wish we had at launch, but also you know, it's time size 2020 on it.
Anyone who is looking to get back into June or is tempted by what they've seen, they are welcome to join our server, you know, the server that Nutrilo provides that we maintain that that's not going anywhere.
It's open to any member of the community. I think it's estimation point June discord in your chat as well.
If not, I can copy the link, but anyone who's coming back, they are welcome, we will help
them out.
If in that Discord server, the community is running a giveaways kind of system where if
anyone's coming back and needs help, they are being helped, they can be given an ornithopter,
they can give them tools, they can access to a base that they can use to make the stuff
to level back up.
It's good to see.
I saw the care package that they're giving out, which is actually what we need for
returning players.
I actually thought that was really good.
I gave some feedback to devs that while that is good, it also should have been given to people who came back a few days in advance of the patch
because some people who were still engaged in the game would have missed out because they were excited to get back into the game and get prepared ahead of the patch.
Which they took on board, they accepted, they were like, actually, yeah, we'll pass that up internally because that wasn't something we necessarily thought about at the time.
Yeah, fair.
So, one thing I will say about Funkoom is they are super open to hearing feedback and I really like that, because actually, everyone is...
Yeah, yeah, they have been the whole time, which has been really nice. I
Yeah, for sure. I think I think they're looking something really interesting
I'm just hoping I'm hoping that the server performance matches up with it. I don't think that's I
Don't know where the the cause of that is right now because I know netrata is like working really hard with it, you know
Yeah, so I think just
Inefficiencies performance issues bugs. I know there's a lot of bombing
There was a bug where a member of the community yesterday every time they tried to replace their base with the base pool
they crashed not just the siege the entire world the entire world group on a
public world group kept going down because of one specific place of all
they had in one specific place inside of their base it's fascinating I was having
a conversation with the one the producers and they were like yes we never
would have expected that one placeable in one location could actually take
down a world group. That's actually kind of weird. I can't
it was pretty fast. The guys took a video. He was just a video was hot by
plus one. It was his weapons and then two, three, four, since he
plus five for the base reconstruction tool, that is it.
And then the server goes down. The world can't be seen on the
over like on the list. It was it was kind of wild honor is was
it was the mode Queen's member. They did great job with
providing info to the devs, but it was very funny. That's
That's in the pack in the patch notes.
That's the first patch note for today's because of one of the members of our community.
Yeah, that's actually really rough.
Nice one, though.
It's really similar.
Like, yeah, what costs on there?
It's literally something about one of the placeable.
I asked no, like the team's still trying to work out exactly how it happened,
but they fixed it from happening.
I was like, OK, that's super weird.
Neat. Yeah, it's super.
Just just not interact with the base reconstruction tool.
just in case I crash the world group.
All right, I'm going to grab a snack, so I'll be back.
But it was it was cool hanging and what we're doing this week.
And when you're back in the game as a bunch of drumming,
like all you plan to play just drum your heads up.
We can run some geo dungeons, whatever.
I can just do a few hours when I'm seated.
All right.
Catch you later.
Bye chat.
You.
Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna grab a snack and I will be right back
in just a minute.
Oh hi! I've returned! And I got myself a snack and some chocolate milk.
Where's Valdo 0194 with 500 bits said hey for I have APOE 2 question?
I got this clear common tribal mask but it was lit up and made a big sound when it dropped
like it is important.
Do you have any idea why or what I can do to find out?
A simple google search did not offer any ideas, some I came to someone I would call an expert,
please help, he'll be watching for answer.
Can you link me a picture of the item?
Because that actually makes you wonder, is it like a cosmetic tie-in or something?
Only things I can think of are quest item, cosmetic related, or your loot filters.
Because white items can be converted into really good items based on your loot filter,
it may be doing that.
As you can set up a loot filter for specific items that can be used with a chance orb to
turn them into your legend or your unique equivalence or whatever it is, right?
So you may have set that in your loot filter.
Twitch put you on honor resolution, just change it.
The only thing I can think of is loot filter, man, because like, there's a couple of different
items that I had set to that before.
Yeah.
Oh, it's cold.
You
Oh yeah, Moon Alex. I'll show you.
We build our own.
Waiting the ads and I'll show you.
Shrimp to Hytale maybe I will.
That's cool steel generation, I hope that they do well.
Shrimp tail.
Alright, edge of gun.
So, somebody's asking me about magic.
I'd rather just build our own system based off of what we had in Block M, but left click, instant fireball, right click, big fireball, man.
Stuff like the Frostbolt that I have there, or being able to do reticle based AOE like this, and target it, stuff like that.
I like that a lot more, and our combat system in Block M Minecraft was really, really liked, so I'm pretty happy with it.
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all right we have all these different items here, different elemental statuses, I think
I already did all of this, why game items laying, we don't need that.
can I change all these?
can I cancel?
do not do this one, no.
Okay, there.
Okay, we were working on the meats last time.
And the meats last time, we had Resist Poison, Resist Shear, Burn, Chill.
The problem that I'm running into now is I don't have a, I don't have a debuff for
different damage types for these, right?
So what kind of debuff do we put for radiant damage, right?
Like what do we call that?
Because we have bleed for physical, we have burn for fire, frost, chill, wind, shear, and then poison this earth, right?
Cor-corret-corret-pid, yeah. So what do I- what do I do for radiant?
Yeah, but it's holy, but like, what does it do, right?
I don't like blinds. Yeah, I don't like blinds.
Give them skin cancer. Okay, factual, but no.
They can't see other players?
That's kinda weird, right?
That's blind by any other name.
Ethereal damage?
What does that mean, though?
Like, I'll give an example, when we bleed an enemy, it reduces that enemy's damage
till.
When we burn an enemy, it reduces their defense.
Kill them, it reduces their speed.
Sheer reduces their magic, right?
Poison reduces their healing.
So like, we need another debuff.
Slows and confuses?
What does confuse mean?
And if it slows and confuses, then it's just frost, but better, right?
Accuracy?
I hate accuracy.
I actually don't like accuracy as a stat, ever.
When you swing, if your weapon visually hits an enemy, it should deal damage.
Yeah, I don't like accuracy loss.
That's not fun.
Like, think about it this way.
If you're like, I'm swinging a weapon, you could see the weapon hit the enemy,
and then it's like, missed.
That shit sucks dude. That's not fun
What stats do you have available we can make new stats if you want to
Yeah, I think accuracy is a remnant of TT RPGs. I agree
Zero crit chance that is really interesting
Okay, let's think about it this way.
If you force the enemy to no longer deal crits, what would the corrupted debuff do?
Yeah, if you hit him with radion?
Right?
You like, you hit him with radion damage and they can't crit anymore?
For a certain amount of time?
That's really interesting.
Extra crit chance?
Why would you make your enemy deal more crits, dude?
That doesn't make any sense 100% crit chance? No reverse crit
Reduce damage is already added to physical.
I have an idea.
What if radiant can only be done on positive spells and corrupted can only be done on negative
spells?
So Radiance only on heals?
Corruption is only on offensive spells, right?
Radiant can apply a healing over time effect.
It makes it so that it's actually a better idea.
Since you can't apply Radiant to yourself, you can buff.
You can get buffed by a healer to make it so that you heal a little bit whenever you
deal damage.
We can give you life steal with that.
But it requires two players.
You can't have this on yourself, right?
And Corruption can make it so that the enemy takes damage when they deal damage.
That way they're reversed from each other.
Can we have Dot Damage corrupted?
That's not as fun.
Yeah, that's not as fun at all.
I think this is more interesting.
So corruption is thorns.
Corruption effectively makes it so that every one of your attacks counts as if the enemy
had thorns.
And the blessing makes it so every one of your attacks effectively has lifesteal.
But it'll be a flat amount.
You'd need a friend though.
to a social sandbox in the mall?
Right?
I think this also really helps law metriaches to even out the party.
Reptile tanks are about to go hard.
I mean, it kind of, it's going to be specific weapons, right?
You have battle pets?
I wasn't thinking battle pets.
So it's thinking non-combat pets.
Can you corrupt yourself?
You wouldn't want to.
But that would require you using offensive spell against yourself,
which you're immune to your own offensive spells, so no.
Yeah.
Can I apply corrupted to a teammate?
Oh, no, okay, so be clear about this.
These are all offense only.
This is offense only.
Radiant is ally only.
You only want to bless your allies.
You only want to hurt your enemies, right?
Does that make sense?
How could corrupted be a build?
We'll take a bit of this one.
Phometurgens use light and dark magic.
Mages use fire, frost, wind and earth.
Fighters, warriors use physical and we'll probably get one other element.
Guardians use physical and another element.
And then rangers use physical and debuffs.
I want rangers to also be able to do the different debuffs, which would be kind
of cool.
They're undead, just healing hurt them. Healing hurting them might be kind of fun.
Yeah.
A Reverser buff. A Reverser debuff that makes everything backwards.
It's kind of weird, right?
If for powerful corruption spells it could also curse you.
I mean I like the idea of cursing an opponent, right?
But I don't like the idea of cursing an opponent and the curse is just damage.
And the reason why is this, right?
Poison does damage.
Lighting an enemy on fire does damage.
That's just red poison and green poison, man.
And if you curse them, then it's purple poison.
Who gives a shit, right?
I wanted to do something else.
So like bleed reduces the damage that you deal
because you're bleeding out.
Defense is reduced when you're burned.
Speed is reduced when you're chilled.
Your magic defense goes down when you're sheared.
You're, when you're poisoned, you can't heal as much.
All of these do damage to you over time, right?
But like they should also do something else as well.
Yeah, you get damage when dealing damage.
That's corruption, takes damage when dealing damage.
That's cool.
cool system. Can we get more PvE stats? Like have a damage multiple to the damage received?
What do you mean? A damage multiple to the damage received. You already have that. You
got damage all right here. Or damage reduction, defense, all.
Yeah, renew defense, physical, defense, magical.
There we go. Yeah. This makes you think about your behavior. I like it. Yeah, that's exactly
what I wanted to do is I wanted to, I wanted you to think about what is your party composition?
What is your behavior? What are the elements that you're bringing to the party? Right?
Can you do a favor and do a control F for fart on your document? I mean, how many
times it shows up? There's no farts in this thing. What are you working on?
There's mod for it, though it is.
But what I'm talking about is like different elements, right?
Elements are the big thing right now.
How do we get an increased damage to lower your health is class?
Um, I just make fighters do that or make warrior do that.
Maybe fun.
Yeah.
What happens if blessed and cursed?
Well, they'd have to cancel each other out because here, think about it this way, right?
It's not always the same amount.
Let's say that you heal someone for 100 and your healing power is set to a certain percentage.
percentage, whatever your healing power is, right? We're going to make it so that radiance
is a percentage of the original effect based on either your healing power or maybe the item itself,
right? And the same thing can be when you deal 100 damage, the amount dealt back to you is a
percentage based on the amount of cursed that went on you. So if you have somebody with very,
very high, you know, curse power, whatever the hell it ends up being, that will do more.
Because somebody with very very high physical damage their bleed is going to reduce damage by more, right?
And I think it all should be percentage base so that way it's it's quite strong
But also it's it's manageable and doable and I think the idea of
Of dealing damage back to a player when they deal damage is huge because it makes them
It makes them in the master of their own destiny, right you as a
As a healer effectively remove that person from the fight unless they want to go hard anyway
So like if you have a warrior and you debuff them with a curse and they just go all in on you
They may kill you before they die, but that curse might kill them as well
What I do wielding no, we don't have any do wielding. There's offhands that buff your main hand. That's why they're very very good
Can we have read the radiant bonus when it gets placed on an undead or demon?
I mean you just place a curse on the demon right because it's offensive spell very defensive
Can you stasis friends and enemies? No, I don't like loss of control of your character.
So the idea of removing full control of your character feels very weird. Yeah.
Feels very weird. Also, if you're cursed by an enemy and their curse power is say 200 and you're radiant and then you get blessed by an ally and they're right, you know, radiant power is 100.
100, whatever the hell it comes out to. And you do 50 damage, then maybe this would heal
you for five, and this would deal 10. Does that make sense? So, radiant directly counters
cursed. Yeah. Theoretically, you can mitigate to bleed, deal zero damage, unlikely as hell.
Yeah, that's super unlikely. The idea of bleed doing 100% means that I did math
wrong somewhere, right? That should never be the case. It should never hit 100%. Also, there is an 8
reduction for where is it? Resist modifiers. Let me find these. Did I not put these in here? Yeah,
there we go. Resist. So like, let's say that somebody hit you with a bleed that would have
reduced your damage by 50%. And you have 10% bleed resistance. So now it's a 45% bleed,
Right. Like stuff like that. Like there's, there's never going to be a time ever where you take the full
brunt of that. There's never going to be a time where it can hit 100% at all. Because it will
have diminishing returns. The way that I do this is pretty simple in terms of calculation. Let me
um, let me pull it up off the server real quick. No, I'll keep that. Grab this. Why? Why is
Why is it this stupid UI one sec?
I love when I go to grab something and it's like,
let me reposition all the UI and it's like, stop new, no.
Grab that, we're gonna get a block game production.
Let me actually hide something real fast
so I can show you this.
Yeah, no, there's a really easy way to do this
and it'll be done with rating.
Grab this, grab that.
That, or that, youp.
Please load.
It's taking two thousand years.
Why are your text files yelling at us?
Because you hear yelling in your head whenever you see caps.
My whole spine just cracked like a centipede, dude.
Full centipede.
Bleed reducing damage doesn't make sense to me because you're anemic.
That's the idea.
Like you're moving slower, kind of a thing.
Your strength is waiting out, right?
Yeah.
That's sort of the idea behind it.
I think it'll work out really well.
Fire making it so that you take more damage is kind of interesting too.
Let's see.
Is it in here?
I have to hide this again.
need to make sure that this is in this in a way that is sane. It is. There we go. I
found my defense calculation. So this is one of the most common and most famous
defense calculations and you will find this basically in any video game you'll
ever see forever. And it's incoming damage times one minus defense on the
character divided by defense plus a number. And what this means is when
you have 200 defense you have 50% damage reduction and as you go higher and higher
beyond that it actually makes it so that it has diminishing returns it will never
hit 100%. I'll give you a good example of this if we go into here and I grab
this and we say games and block game and we go into not weapon calc defense
scout. We actually show you this in real time using this handy dandy Excel sheet. So you'd
say that the defense here, 200, you could say the damage coefficient is there. If we
have 100 defense, I get 33% damage reduction, 200 defense, 50% damage reduction, 300 defense,
6, 500 defense, 0.71, right?
But let's go 10,000, 98%, 50,000, 99.6%.
It will never hit 100%.
And that's the idea, right?
Is like, no matter how much defense that the player
stacks, there will always be diminishing returns.
And you can even cap this.
And that's exactly what they do in Path of Exile.
So when you have fire resistance,
it works in a coefficient like this,
and then once it gets up to the maximum, caps, right?
So you can do stuff like that.
And I think actually in that one, it's just one to one.
I don't even think it does diminishing returns like this.
This does diminishing returns.
This prevents us from halting to cap at 75,
if that makes sense.
What they do in Path of Exiles,
they just reduce by a flat 10% per act,
if that makes sense.
Like to see bleed do both strength debuff
and a speed debuff to recreate lethargy,
I really don't want to give it two because if it gets two, then it blends into it's just
red frost.
Does that make sense?
Armors like this in PUE.
Yes it is.
It's exactly the same system.
You'll see that in World of Warcraft as well.
You'll see it in Path of Exile.
You see this coefficient is everywhere.
The only thing that's different is that number.
That number can be whatever you want it to be.
Yep.
Take fire damage, it's physical damage, yeah.
many cat ears and Thor's hair. No, that's not true. But I think this is important to
understand is like, this calculation will stop it from happening. We just need to
create a correct resist value for each one of these. Love the math theory, math and
action, dorky bit I like. Yeah. But this is, this is sort of the idea for all
defensive cops. You'll see that everywhere. It's very, very standard in
industry for this. You will be hard-pressed to find anything different. It's very, very common.
And there will not be any resist radiant. That won't be in there. Yeah.
We will not have any resists ready, I think this will be much better.
Wish you didn't struggle so hard with math, honestly dude, it's just something to work
on.
And if you struggle super hard with it, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that, right?
There's nothing wrong with it at all.
You're not shitty or bad.
Here's giving you cat ears.
I'll never prove it.
I need to go wash my face it's greasy because I was eating food give me just a minute
I
It's haunted as hell outside. It is outrageously haunted outside.
We love calculus and linear algebra, and I'll shit about calculus.
I know trigonometry and quaternions.
No, like super deep calc? No. Last time I had calc I was in like, it's like college.
Ever done you hear about Treggie cry a little? You have to use it when you're doing reflections
for physics and video games is about it.
It's really not as bad as you think.
Like when you make things balance and ship.
Yeah, Trigger's physics in math. Bingo. You got it.
What are you working on? Uh, we're talking about elements, and we're trying to add some cool, unique element stuff.
So, a lot of the times I see elemental damage in video games in kind of a shitty light, right?
Oh, I gotta add, goddammit. Let's go away.
Go back to using this floss.
Flossing.
The floss has been destroyed.
Yeah, Jeff was there waiting for me in.
Kabooie Krebs said hello Thor, father of goblins.
You do realise that creating chyros would mean creating the ultimate cook chair for
Winky. That's true. Yeah, Winky is actually the avatar of Charros. He is the Herald. That's true.
Bmhv said hi Thor. Today I had an interview for a French cobalt position. At the end,
when they asked if I had any question, I casted the question you taught me.
The interviewers before my eyes discussed among themselves about arranging me in a
better position, making an internal case for me since they didn't have it open.
Thank you for your enchantment spell, Goblin Man.
It always works, Elisa-Ken.
Good job, man.
This is the short today's insane.
I don't even remember saying that.
Holy shit, dude.
Oh my god.
All right, let's see.
That's cool actually.
I like that.
I like that.
So I like adding the resist radiant.
I think it's quite cool.
Now, the shorts are going to come out in two and a half hours.
It's hilarious though.
So with that in mind, I don't like bleed in video games.
I know this is weird, right?
A lot of the times that I see is like bleed and burn and poison, right?
Like, when you get each one of these, what is it?
Green poison, red poison, red poison, right?
Like it's just a different color damage over time effect.
There's nothing unique or different about these.
That shit is boring, right?
So what I want to do is I want to give us
a very nice elemental system tied to status effect.
Bleed reduces the target's damaged output.
Fire reduces the target's physical defense.
I'm gonna change that to physical.
Chill reduces the target's movement speed and maybe even casting speed, right?
They're cooldown reduction.
Movement speed and cooldown reduction.
That's cool.
Slows the cast, right?
Shear reduces the target's magic defense.
Poison reduces the target's healing received.
Radiance heals.
That target heals whenever they deal damage to an enemy first that target takes damage whenever they deal damage to an enemy
This is the kind of stuff that I want to add because they're unique and dynamic right these are completely different than red poison green poison
I don't want to do red poison green poison, right?
Yeah reduce movement speed and increased build on reduction there we go
So, I think that works really nicely, right?
And what I want to do is I want to do it like this,
and then we can add resistances.
You can resist bleed, burn, chill, shear, poison.
One of you came up with a really good idea a minute ago
of what if resist radiant exists,
but you don't want to resist it?
What if you amplify it the more of it you have, right?
Yeah, blessed is life steal,
but that requires somebody else to cast it on you.
Which I think is really interesting.
Like really interesting and not all healing spells are going to do that.
Like we'll probably make a thing that goes like, bless everyone in an area.
And then if you have radiant resistance, it's actually radiant, radiant
amplification and that amps it on you, you know, from your own stats.
So you become more powerful with that.
Buffs for positives and buffs for negatives.
Yeah.
I think this is cool though, like the idea of doing this very differently.
Now the cool part about this is because we have all these different types
of food, we have earth, wind, fire, water, radiant and corrupted food, we can now make
it so that when you eat, say dark meat off of, you know, a monster, like if you have
a steak, a dark meat steak or whatever the hell it is, you can now get corruption resistance.
If you have a marbled one, you can get fire resistance. If you have a juicy one,
you get like chill resistance. This is the basic effect of eating food. If it's
to meet food. And then from there, you can then add these types of things. We'll do that
with stats or some shit. I just don't know yet. Yeah. I think this is cool. We need to
call the a we blessing chat mom. Why you like this? You do love eating food? Yeah, I mean,
this is I'm creating the stats system so we can create a food system. So the food
system has a meaning and should exist.
When actual resistance to radiance be kind of neat, like some debuff that could get applied
to weakened healing spells, to create an extra challenge, why would you ever want to opt
into that, right?
Why would any player ever want to reduce the amount of healing they receive?
Do you see what I mean?
Increase cooldown reduction is above?
I guess you're right.
I guess it's reduced movement speed and cooldown reduction.
Whatever. It's a debuff. These are just my notes. I don't know how to implement it. It's not a big deal.
You'd probably try to decouple status effects from damage types. I kind of feel like it limits future design.
I don't think so. And the reason why is because everything is based on different elements, so you'll be bringing the elemental spell.
Like if you have a boss that is very much so immune to physical damage, but he's got
kind of like weak magic resist, you'll probably bring sheer and just drop him to zero and
do true damage to him, you know?
Or if you have a boss that does a lot of poison, resist poison, you will gear for
the encounter, which I think is interesting.
You want a new fire spell that does something different?
I mean there will be different fire spells but they'll all go like they will all burn.
Right?
I don't like the idea of a fire spell not burning.
Does that make sense?
Like you're always doing fire.
Fire is the point.
Burn.
Does that make sense?
Because it'd be really weird if like fire did something else.
Like this fire and chills.
Yeah, fireball that just chills makes no sense.
What is the fire toasted?
What is a burn?
But an exaggerated toast.
Frostfire frostbite nancing great gangrene cheeses.
What are combo stuffs like a fire tornado?
Who not be able to do stuff like that?
Like here's the thing.
I created multi spells, right? Like what if we did one that was like molten earth and it creates a ring of lava and like shaking earth and that does both fire and earth damage. So it has the chance to burn and poison. That's the point here. By creating these monolithic spells, we can combine them to create something new and interesting. You can use wind and say chill, right?
So you can freeze and rip the magic resistance off the enemy stuff like that. I think it's really interesting and you can do some cool shit with it, you know
Yeah, so I like the idea freezer burn, right exactly
Gonna be go to Elementalist weaver up in here. Yeah, I mean like through all the different classes 100%
Is this still development for heartbound? No, this is for block game or MMO moving from Minecraft over to Hytale
I work on heartbound off-stream last update was five days ago
Win plus fire, explosive fart. Okay.
Bear.
Yeah, system is like Magica, I've played it, yay.
I love Magica.
I agree.
What is the pets different, wait what?
It was great. Second game was a little bit of a flop. It was kind of, it was a little
bit weird, right?
Do you think poison and bleed should be flipped?
I really like the idea of poison reducing healing received. And I really like the idea
of bleed reducing the damage output, right?
I think bleed is probably the oddest man out. But I think this makes the most sense
Currently.
That's not it.
Yeah.
When does the server start in Hytale?
We've got a lot of work to do.
So I'm setting up all these docs.
That's a lot.
are these just debuffs are also dots too see that's where I don't know I don't
know if I want them to do damage every time right because like if you make all
of these do damage every time the amount of dot damage is just gonna be
enormous right it's just gonna be huge so it makes me wonder like do we want
that to be damage over time. I just don't know. I like dot damage though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, they'd have to be separate specific dot spells. I think dot spells actually
you know might be really cool. Think of it this way. What if I put like a spell on them
that was like, I don't even know, conflagrate, right?
And conflagrate puts 10 seconds of fire damage
every one second.
So every time it ticks every one second,
say it does a hundred damage total,
it'll actually do 10 DPS,
because 10 damage per second,
because it hits for 10 seconds.
So then it can apply burn every second for 10% of the power.
So damage over time spells could make a very long debuff,
like long in terms of duration,
but then it would also make it so that it's a smaller debuff
because it spreads it out, right?
I think that would work really well
because then there'd be the decision between the two.
Cause I really don't think these should last very long.
Like I think the idea is I want them to last
like three seconds sort of the thing,
Like not a huge amount of time, right?
So like your incentivized to keep hitting them
with the effect, just keep hitting them, keep hitting them.
Maybe even five seconds, right?
I don't know, something like that.
They're not a huge amount of time.
That way you don't have a person be like,
I put the bleed on him, walk away.
Like a bleed is done in the Souls games and Monster Hunter.
Is that the one where if they move, they take damage?
I think that's some of that way in Monster Hunter.
You have to like crouch to get rid of it.
Yeah.
I actually, I'm going to divert from you on that one.
I actually don't like the way that it works in Monster Hunter
personally.
And I think the reason why is it's not like true damage.
It's like potential damage.
And then you remove it and then it all goes away.
That's kind of weird.
Like I know it exists, but it's like, that's just odd.
So as you build up, you take a chunk of damage.
that's interesting. Yeah, that's really interesting, actually.
Status tags from the whips and Toria. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
I know these are just notes, but what language do you use for this Java?
Yeah, it's all done in Java.
In Dark Souls, it's a meter that bursts on full.
So it just slowly builds up as the person moves.
Does it slowly go back down if you don't move?
So what if we did this, right? What if each of these effects has a bar and that bar like slowly fills up like this based on how many times the target has been hit by it, and after they get hit to the full capacity of it.
damage plus immune or X seconds.
What if we did that?
They take a burst of damage,
it'd be a ton of bars, you wouldn't be able to see it.
Think of it like Monster Hunter, where you have poison.
And the way that poison works in Monster Hunter
is you don't have a chance of proccing poison,
you have a chance of applying poison buildup
until it hits a secret bar,
and then it poisons the monster.
And the next time around,
it takes longer to build that up.
I actually really like that system for Monster Hunter.
like I really liked that system.
So I think the idea of like building that bar up
in the background and then doing a burst of damage
and then the target, you know,
has to build back up from zero again,
as Dark Souls work the same way with that.
Cause like if you're doing paralyze with,
like Monster Hunter, right?
The paralyze just builds up in the background
until it paralyzes.
So it's not like a chance.
It's not like a 5% chance to paralyze.
It's 50 paralyze each time
until you reach the goal and then it paralyzes
and then it resets the goal and the next goal is higher.
So if like the first goal is like 500,
the second goal will be like 1200 and then 2400
and just keeps going up.
You have more instances for tomorrow's daily research.
That's awesome, Chronos, thank you.
You can also work in resistance fairly easily there.
It takes more hits time to build up the status element.
Yeah, because that determines like two things, right?
Do we want resistance to reduce the total effectiveness
of the system?
Like let's say that you have bleed
and bleed is like it's gonna reduce their damage up
by 25%.
Do we want 50% resistance to make that 12.5%
or do we want it to take longer to do the buildup?
Does that make sense?
Does it reduce the debuff or does it take longer to build up to the debuff?
Because I don't want it to do both because then it's double dipping and it's like really
imbalanced.
Longer to build up, that's cool.
I think we'll do that.
And now the cool part is, whenever you deal physical damage, what we could do is on a
physical weapon, we could put a potential on this.
We could say physical, so damage physical, right?
And then potential bleed, right?
Or even status bleed.
Status, well that was weird.
Status bleed.
So damage physical in this case, say it does 100 damage per hit.
But it also has like a status bleed of 12, right?
So then every time you hit it does 12 bleed, building up into that bar.
However, we could also do things like here's a weapon that has 20 damage, but 50 bleed.
So we can create status weapons and damage weapons.
That'd be kind of interesting, right?
Yeah, Spaghetti's freaking out.
He's losing his shit.
Does that make sense?
I think this would be really interesting this way.
So a poison specific build won't exist?
What?
I just said it would.
Yeah.
It gives you more options for your items.
Yeah.
Poor thing.
He's just barking.
He's a dog.
What?
Psychic damage?
I don't have that.
Like the Reduvia Dagger?
I actually don't know anything about that.
I don't know what that is.
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It's almost always their first game, which is kind of wild.
By the way, I've been going through the game jam games.
I did disqualify one of them for using AI-generated art.
You should have read the rules.
Don't do that.
Why are you like this?
Come on, man.
Yeah, don't do that.
That's right.
The rule is not to do it.
Depending on how you make the resistances, via armor, ring spells, whatever, you can make them all percent-based, so you can't get over 100%. True.
Yeah. What are you working on? We're working on status effects for Block M, and theorizing how we want to build this.
Was it really obviously air?
Uh, it was incredibly obviously AI art, and then I used the tool to detect it, and I used five different tools, and it came out to 99% positive on all of the tools.
It's also incredibly obvious.
It's like very stupidly obvious.
The worst part about it, it was the promotional art that they used on their HIO page.
Don't do that.
Come on, man.
Come on.
It's not necessary.
Yeah.
Well, the tools aren't reliable, 90% across all five is pretty cut and dry, exactly.
But they got disqualified.
Maybe they didn't mean to hide it, just didn't read the rules.
Cool.
Read the rules.
So you have six different types of status effect currently?
Let's see.
No, we got seven.
Yeah, seven status effects.
Six of them are negative.
One is positive.
This actually means that healers will be able to build up radiance on you as they're
healing you, which I think is pretty interesting.
Yeah, I actually really like that.
May have you can make resistance reduce the damage and then tie the amount of build up.
So like, I am concerned about one thing. If we make resistance tied to the build up,
do players know that it's working?
Right? Do players realize what it's doing for them?
if that's the case.
Because there's pretty good likelihood that someone goes,
I still got poisoned and it's for the same amount of damage.
What the hell, right?
So I have a little concern about that.
Just a little bit of concern.
Where I want them to understand that it's doing something for them.
Visual indicator on the enemy?
Be a lot of stacks on them, yeah?
I mean, they'd have like,
six bars above their head or some shit.
Right?
Like, that's a lot.
I feel like Radiant shouldn't build up, maybe?
Oh, no, I want it to build up.
The resistance stat is gonna make it build faster.
Takashi.
A visual effect?
I don't know.
Ferd, I have no idea what we're talking about.
If the 2B poison bar is hidden, I want it some way to show resistance.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of, do we want, I think resistance shouldn't slow the rate at which
the bar fills up.
I think that's too esoteric.
I think resistance should reduce the effect.
I think that's more fun, right?
Because the player can immediately see that.
Like if they were gonna receive a 50% bleed
and they receive a 20% bleed now,
they know that their system is impacting it, right?
Like their resistance is actually working.
I think that's much better.
I think it's much, much better.
Personally, split the difference with resistance,
or resistance that make it twice as long to build up.
And when it's said take 50% longer to build up
and reduce the effect by 25%,
It gets really weird though, because when players go to look at that,
they'll be like, why is it only reducing the, you know,
the bleed by half of what it says? I,
the reason that I think about this is I think about what is a person who's
uninitiated going to say when they see it.
And what are they going to write in that ticket when they're calling me a
dumbass on our discord? And they're going to write that.
They're going to be like, why is this only working to half-infectiveness?
Did you code it wrong? It's like, I know that's going to happen.
So, like, nah, I think we should just make it reduce the effect, honestly.
Just reduce the effectiveness, make it make it smart.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think consistency is the better way.
We'll make it consistent across all of them.
Yeah, stats can have multiple effects.
sure
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Takes X more time to activate effect
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Oh, hi.
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There's a man here, and he's designing the septic system for the ferret rescue.
And he needed a full rundown of the whole septic everything of all of it and all the
employees and the health inspection shit and just everything, everything, yeah.
So I had to run all over the place barefoot outside.
So there's like, I don't even have my shoes right now.
I don't even know where they are.
So yeah, got it all done.
Anyway, we thought you died, dude, probably.
Maybe a little bit.
Also, I don't know anything about septic systems.
How cold is it?
I don't know.
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With that in mind, how's the project going?
Great.
With that in mind, he thought we had a gravity septic system,
which I don't know what that is at all.
He described it as having a layer of oil
and then clear liquid and then a layer of poop.
And then the gravity system pulls the liquid
from here into the next tank in the middle.
However, supposedly he now realizes
we have a pressure system, which I don't know what that means.
Because he went out into the field and he was like,
why is this a one inch pipe?
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He's like, if it was gravity,
it should have been a four inch pipe.
And I was like, I don't know what that means.
And then he looked at his paper and he's like, am I high?
And I was like, I don't know.
Which is a hilarious response for the man
trying to figure out what our septic system is.
So that was cool.
And now he's trying to figure it out.
Cause what they're going to do is they're going to design
the septic system where basically there's a septic over here
and then we're going to put the ferret rescue over here
and he wants to make like a secondary tank system
that feeds into this system using a gravity system.
But if it's a pressure system, what do with the do-do?
No idea.
So now we're going to figure it out.
Oh, I have no idea now. However, there's going to be a lot of professionals arriving over
the next two days because we have to have a well inspection. We have to have the poop
man inspection, which is today. We have to have the health inspection. We have to have
the land grit, like all the inspections are happening right now. And it's a nightmare.
so many inspections, which is great because if all the inspections go through, two things
will happen. Either the government will shut up and let me pay money to build the building
or the government will demand more money. They're probably going to do this one because
that's what the government does. Shit. Hopefully they just leave me alone and let
me build the building. That'll be all I need. Right? I've already been informed that in the
bathroom for the ferret rescue, because we want to have a toilet. And then we're going
to have some basin sinks and then one bathtub for washing them. He was already like, don't
do the bathtub, man. Just do more basin sinks, because then the county will be less
weird about it. And I was like, I love less weird. He's like, Yeah, so like that's
it was like, cool. No bathtub bed. That's fine. Because we could we wash them in the
sink all the time. We wash them sink all the time. It's not a big deal. Yeah. So
he's he's like, just just don't do it. He's like, you're washing a small animal.
It's fine. I was like, cool. Just put a drain on the floor. Yes. Yes, that's
that's what we're doing.
So neither, also it's very cold outside.
Butler sink, big sink.
Yeah, we actually have a butler sink in the laundry room.
The hardest thing that we're gonna have to deal with
is we need to do a laundry room
and it needs to have two washers and two dryers.
So that's gonna be a thing.
That's gonna be rough, yeah.
Also, I have realized that the arrangement of these
needs to be like this. Right? You have two and then two and then
this. It needs to be washer, dryer, washer, dryer. Because
if you put two dryers on one side and two washes in the other,
you have to clear carry wet clothes all the way over. And
that's shit. Nobody wants it. Nope. Nobody wants it. It's
bad. It should be like this. Like that. Yeah, just stupid
shit like this that you learn. It could also be, it could also be even easier because if
we want to do the piping, we could do it like this, right? And then this is washer, washer,
and then dryer, dryer on the sides. Also easy. Also easy. Stack them? No. Stackables suck.
You're dealing with very heavy blankets. And if you put them in stackables, it would
be asked. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be asked. Thank you for realizing what no
laundromat dryer gets. Yes. It's a nightmare. There's all the
shit that we have to think about. Supposed to be negative 22
of here tomorrow. Jesus. Yeah, a lot of shit. It's a lot of
shit. We were just shooting the shit. Don't worry about it.
But no, he's like a he's like septic guy. He knows all the
things. And I was like, I got to run back upstairs because
there's like 3000 people waiting for me. He was like,
What? I was like, don't worry about it.
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Uh, what do you think the odds are of a class action lawsuit against Intrepid and AOC?
You have to understand something, a class action will never get you your money back.
Class action is there to punish the company. There's no company left. Who are you punishing?
Nobody. The only way that you get a class action that I would back is if it was getting
Steven directly for lying completely about the entire thing. I'd be amazed if they could
pull that off though, because they'd have to find him personally liable and then go after
him. There's a lot of legal bullshit that it'd have to do before something like that
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Buck stopped with him, that he was the entire, yeah,
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He's bankrolling the entire thing himself.
So there's no company that's going to come in
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And then he had a board from outside investment,
never disclosed that.
So, yeah, what do you think about the class action
to steam in the UK going right now?
I think it's bullshit.
I'll show you why.
Actually, I actually did a write up for this one
for steam. This thing that you're seeing with, you know,
steam getting sued.
It's the same thing that we saw two years ago.
You grab this.
Let me grab this.
Yeah, so UK lawsuit against steam is absurd.
Steam does not impose price or should I basically
just went through each point of it
and said how it's bullshit.
You can go and read it here actually,
if you want to read this.
There you go.
Yep. So there's that. And then also the funniest thing about this is, I'm going to show you guys this hilariousness. You ready for this? You see, this was written, all I go was this January 30th, 2026. And it talks about steam not imposing price restrictions, not controlling prices, in game purchases being tied to steam isn't true.
and Steam doesn't charge high commission raise.
And then you'll look back at this one
that I posted in June 23rd, 2024.
And you'll see Steam's price restriction
for Steam keep pricing off platform only, right?
Of course, Valve doesn't let you buy DLC
from Steam games from rival platforms
and Steam's 30% cut is not actually 30%
and isn't ripping off devs.
It's the exact same lawsuit.
from two years ago doing the same shit and saying the same shit and then I
responded in the same way it's the same we've seen this episode it's a rerun the
only difference is this time it's 900 million dollars and last time it was
800 million dollars it's the same goddamn thing again anyway enjoy that
it's a time loop basically what happens is every two years somebody forms a
lawsuit against steam because they don't understand steams business practices.
They lie about how steam works.
The lawsuit goes to court.
It fails.
And the whole time Tim sits there and bitches endlessly about how bad steam is
because he desperately wants Epic to be better than it.
And it's not.
And that's the entirety of the situation again.
Every two years it happens again and again and again.
Why?
Why? It doesn't need to be this way.
And you know what happens? Every single time, Valve wins by doing nothing.
You've agreed with Tim quite a few times in the past, but this time he's just wrong. That's fair.
And like to be honest with you, he was also wrong two years ago when he did the same goddamn thing.
What I find is that Tim really wants to take steam down
because he finds that their business practices are unfair,
but they're only unfair from his perspective
because his platform is deficient comparatively.
Steam is a better platform than Epic.
It's better for the customers,
it's better for the developers, it's just better.
And I think that's the problem,
is he can't wrap his head around that
and he thinks, oh, it's just unfair.
It's not unfair, your platform's worse.
You have to make it better than Steam.
You can't beat Steam by crying on Twitter.
doesn't work that way. It didn't work two years ago. It's not going to work today.
It's not going to work two years from now. It is, he's got to stop.
It's just dumb. Yeah.
You only use Epic for free games.
The funniest thing about that is as far as I have heard, Epic pays the developer
every time you download a free game. So every single time you download a free
game, you're further driving Epic into the ground,
which I think is hilarious to me.
Yeah. Yeah. Which is also just not a good business practice. Yeah, I don't play any games
on there to be honest with you. I think the biggest thing is the Epic Store lacks the social
features that you need. It lets things like like play together like teams play together.
lax the workshop it lacks God just like a ton of shit dude like even the steam
trading card system the leveling up system like steam has gamified a store
front and filled it with social systems epic doesn't have any of that it's just
not as good and like that's it it's just a game library that's all it is like
it's just a game library and I think what people don't understand is if you
want to compete with steam you have to do something they're not doing look
at GOG. GOG is kicking ass because they're selling games DRM free. That's the point of
the platform. They're like, you know what? I don't want to compete against them. I want
to do something they're not doing. Success instantly. Epic's like, I want to be steamed
but worse and then cry about them being better and say it's unfair. That doesn't make
any sense, man. It's never made any sense. If they really want Epic to be as good
is steam they need to look at steam and be like what makes this special to consumers and then do that
it's not rocket science like it's it's business research man
yeah
yeah geogy also is full into old game preservation there it's quite cool
You open EGS simply for Enrolmention 5? Fair.
And yeah, now Steam has the Steam Deck, you know?
The new Steam Machines?
Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you, I wanna buy the Gabe Cube.
I don't even know what I wanna play on it yet.
But the idea of having a Gabe Cube instead of my house?
Something about that is nice.
Right? The Gabe Cube. Yeah, it's a Gabe Cube.
I don't even know what I would do with it, right?
I don't do weird shit with it.
Like, run a server out of it. I don't know.
I have no idea, but I want a Gabe Cube.
Yeah.
It might be the Cube shape.
It might be.
Gabe Cube, dude.
I think anyone calling it
anything other than the Gabe Cube,
like, it's got to be,
it's got to be, like, this Gabe
Cube? I can actually type. GabeCube? If it's named anything other than that, if anyone refers to it as something other than that, not a gamer.
Gamer card revoked. GabeCuber bust.
Yeah.
That's how it used to be.
Mereonic said 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a wizard war.
5, 6, 7, 8, I cast Bowels now evacuate.
I don't need to announce my spells. Good luck.
N-Man004 said I just want to say I appreciate everybody's advice on job interviews. I applied
to become a flight attendant at the number one US airline and got the position. I'm very
nervous about my seven-week training course but cannot thank everyone enough for all the
the advice I was given.
Dude, that's awesome.
Thank you for fostering such an amazing community,
ya love.
Dude, honestly, good job.
And understand something that may be really intense
and temper yourself, right?
Cause you're going through a seven week training period.
If you wash out, which can happen, right?
Do not feel lesser of yourself.
You'll learn stuff, what you need to work on
all of that basic stuff, right?
It's a really difficult job.
That's a really difficult job.
seven weeks of training is a long time. So like, don't don't beat the shit out of
yourself. It's really easy to get in your own head when you're going through
training periods like that. And then like your performance might dip because
you're in your own head freaking out. Don't focus on succeeding, focus on
success. Don't focus on beating yourself up if you make any minor mistake. It is
always known that you're going to make minor mistakes when you're training.
So do keep that in mind. It's it's easy, easy to get in your own head
about that.
Yeah.
Yougul87 said Dear Thor, I would like to thank you for motivating me to go make stuff.
The other day I finished my crime novel manuscript.
I had this idea for 10 years but due to other commitments I never really had the time to
anything about it.
When I first joined your streams in December 2023 you kept telling us, go make stuff,
and that triggered something in me.
Next up, looking into getting it published.
chat go make stuff yarrow 7 that's freaking awesome that's really awesome
I'm doing the write-up for this of like how we're gonna do status effects I think
what I'll do actually is we're going to here we're gonna go to design doc we're
gonna go to our block game design doc real quick and we're gonna look down
come here and do another one and we're gonna say status fix.
you
makes this console us
the
There we go.
the phone no
No.
Let's see, so all set of suspects are applied based on the elemental damage that was dealt
when the company stat is stat from that elemental damage.
When status is dealt, it applies a hidden value to the target
and builds up additively each time it applies.
If status burn hit comes in for 100,
it will apply 100 and then make this 200
if it comes in a second time.
There is no falloff for status impacts,
so these always apply fully to the target.
Status does not fall off or does fall off if combat ends,
so if a boss is disengaged from it,
it fully resets pending status effects.
Each target has a hidden capacity for each type of status event.
When this gap is reached, the effect is applied.
So if a boss has a hidden burn cap of 1000,
we'll need to be hit with 1000 status burn before the burn is applied.
Each time status is achieved,
His value increases by 2.5x.
There we go.
Yeah.
Actually, probably do it by 1.5x.
Yeah, 1.5x.
I think we're just going to take this and be like 1,000 and then times 1.5.
So you got 1,500 times 1.5.
So that'd be 2250. I think that's good. Yeah.
And then times 1.5.
Yeah, 2.5 is a bit too much.
I agree I think 2.5 is way too much also by the way I want these effects to last
quite a bit long I don't want them to actually be three seconds in length I
want them to be like when you apply status it's like 15 seconds like it's a
long time right like that's kind of the idea is when you apply it to them
it's gonna be a long debuff and then the next time you want to put it on
It's gonna take longer and then longer and longer so eventually the uptime of the buff is lower if the fight drags on too long
right
The naughty boat is great. Yeah, how's it going?
In victes 18 said good morning for let's raise a glass for captain jack
May the seas lie smooth before you. May you anchor be tight and your cork be loose.
Cross that rainbow bridge and be at peace and with friends.
That's very nice of you. Thank you. Good. How are you? I'm doing all right.
I uh, I know it's been a weird last 24 hours. Jack, one of the ferrets of the rescue,
was very old man. He passed last night. And then today we have a man outside that is
currently surveying the whole land to put in a septic tank for the new rescue building.
So we're going to have that. It's just been a lot of stuff happening once.
It's just a lot, right? So that's what I've been doing. And then, uh, yeah, yeah, it is a lot.
It's a lot of things happening all once, but we're going to have, I don't even know, we just
got, yeah, he's the poop man. As Shay called him, he is literally the PPPooPoo man. That is
unironically what his job is.
He's actually that guy.
Yeah, a lot of spinning plates all at the same time.
is I want each elemental damage component to carry this,
the status effects.
If you do fire, it builds up burn.
You do frost, it builds up chill, right?
And I don't want fire to feel like red poison.
Red poison is dumb, right?
And what I mean by that is I applied fire to the boss.
They take fire damage every time.
I applied poison to the boss.
They take poison damage every time.
That shit is boring.
That shit is like insanely boring, right?
We don't want red poison.
We don't want green fire, right?
It's gotta do something else.
So the idea that I have is to make it so that each of these
does something different.
Bleeds make the opponent anemic.
It reduces their outgoing damage.
Fire burns, reduce physical defense by burning off
like armor on the enemy and making it hard for them
to move through that.
Chill reduces the enemy's movement speed
and cooldown reduction, making it harder for them
to cast magic and harder for them to move around.
is debuff for both sides, physical and magical.
Shear rips off magical defense off of the enemy.
Poison reduces healing received by the enemy.
Blessed is an application to allies
and that makes them heal when they're healing
or when they're hitting enemies.
So if you get blessed by your ally for the next 15 seconds,
every time you deal damage,
you heal for a percentage of that damage.
Kind of sick, right?
Cursed does that in reverse and is done on opponents.
you can curse them and whenever they deal damage,
they take damage.
So I think it's kind of interesting.
I think all of these like working together
makes a dynamic set of statuses.
So the non-meability is,
it's like the non-meability from League of Legends.
Yes, yes it is.
So like with each of these,
the idea is to do it like Monster Hunter
where it builds up a hidden bar over time
as you're building it up.
So like if you're, you know,
you do 100 stat, whatever, 100 bleed,
it won't apply the bleed until that bleed
hits an invisible cap inside the boss and some of the means will be resistant to
bleed, meaning that they will need more of a statistic before it goes up there.
Actually, I just realized something.
What if, oh, I know how these work.
I know how these work now.
Listen to me on this.
What if this is a one to one with the amount of capacity you have to hit?
So everyone starts off with a thousand and it takes a thousand of that stat,
a thousand bleed hitting you before you start bleeding.
But you can get like gear that brings us up to 1500.
So now it starts at 1500.
Remember how it increases by 1.5 times each.
So if you're what 1500, it'll make it so that this will be
2250 for the second tier up or to apply a second time.
I think that would be really cool.
I think it's a really easy way for that to work.
Yeah.
It's very understandable for the player too.
Yeah.
Love it.
Spyro5337 said,
Twitch question,
If I have this and the ferret stream open in separate windows
but logged into the same account,
does it count as a view for both streams?
Yes.
Once you get to too many of those streams at once it breaks though.
I don't know what the number is, but I believe two is fine. Yeah
Slush Berry games with five dollars said trying to find something about going to a different room for a pause menu
Am I making this too complicated? I wanted to animate the menu seven. I
Mean
You do want to see how I did a menu because it's really complicated actually
Let me show you how I did a menu, and you can decide if that's less or more complicated.
Right?
Let me just show you this.
Waiting for it.
Waiting for it.
Man, it'd be really cool if there's load.
Oh, there we go.
So like in Heartbound, if you're in any environment, you can actually hit escape at
any time.
see that animation? It actually freezes the game and then shows an overlay and this is
immediately interactive, even with controller. Like, it's incredibly complicated to do that
anywhere. It also arrives out of lore wherever it's at. And if you have the frog, if you
found the frog, it'll actually like have the frog flying around this environment,
click on it and it ribbits, which is kind of funny. If you want to be like really,
really extra with your pause menu, you totally can. Like you could just get really,
really extra with it. I wanted to because of that. It was fun. And I wanted to play around
with layers and shaders and uh, it worked out. They worked out really well actually.
Yeah. So like, I don't know man, do what you think is cool.
Yeah, it's based on Lore's actual location. If you find the frog an animus too, the frog will be flying around in that menu. And if you click on him, he goes, you like rivets as well, which is hilarious.
Make the pause menu a second level. Well, I mean, the other thing is, is do you see how that background was actually doing the leaves falling down in Lore's bedroom? All of that changes based on which chapter you saved in.
after you save them. So if you're in the tower, it'll actually do like tower particles. Yeah,
I update it every month, actually, we're done. So the last one was out five days ago, and I'll
have another one out this week. So Thursday, which is tomorrow, I'm working on it all day. I'm
going to be adding the next mini game to the boss fight. And then I'm going to release that on
Friday, we're going to do weekly updates this whole month until the boss fight is fully
finished. So Animus is done this month, like fully done, like I
don't have to work on it ever again done.
Neat.
All right.
Dan, regrets, dude, it feels good. It feels good. Let me tell
you, it just like I'm gonna be rode you like the hardest thing
to build was the clash because it's about 750 lines of
dialogue. And like, like 140 routes? That's why it took me so long to make it,
because it's just a shitload of stuff. And I was like, well, that's a lot of shit to build.
And now I've now it's done. Like, that room is finished. It's in 100, 100, 100. Now it's
done. That one is done. And it's in the game. Not to care. I just have to do the boss
The boss fight is totally separate thing.
Yeah, next one is Jotunheim that we're done.
I'm very excited for Jotunheim.
Jotunheim is all machines. I love working on machines. It's fun.
Each elemental damage component carries its own status effect that applies different mechanics.
The intention is to stop all of these from feeling like differently colored poison mechanics.
Fire should not feel like red poison, for example.
Solicit all the current status effects.
effects. And their impacts. Now, with this in mind, we need to do a percentage of some
kind. Oh, God, so much writing. Yeah, dude. Yeah, like, you have to understand is like
some of the rooms in Harpoon are between 500 and 1000 lines of dialogue. And then that's
translated to Brazilian Portuguese, French, Russian, Spanish, and Japanese.
It's a lot like it's a lot.
People don't realize that shit, though.
Where is the insert?
I need a tablet.
Well, he's just doing to you.
Yeah.
We're got Latin and Esperanto.
No, no, no, not like this.
Give an E.T. when you play to fully release it.
Nope, I just work on it every month till it's done.
That's all I do.
You have to remember, Heartbound is and always will be a chooser and adventure game.
That's the whole point.
Which means, any time I find her out, that makes sense and should be in the game, I add it.
Because you, I never want you to ever have to worry about a sequel or a prequel or any
other stupid shit.
It's in the game.
That's it.
It's done.
of
that
But not dude, like I never wanted there to be a prequel or anything like that shit or DLC or anything like that crap like I just, it's just a game, you just get the game, you have the game, game done, man, you know that's it.
Well the next part's off for a game, be the Eldritch Horror Monster you like to, I don't know man, maybe.
Yeah.
If I just want to let you know that my brother used to love what you do, he passed away three
weeks ago, but he was an inspiring game dev who was partly inspired by you.
Thank you for what you do.
I do appreciate that you're still here anytime, man.
And I'm sorry to hear that.
I really am.
I hope he made really cool shit, even if he never released those things to the world.
Doesn't matter.
I hope that he made cool stuff.
And thank you for letting me know.
I hope you have a good day even though you know that's a heavy burden man.
Seriously.
Thank you.
of
of
anything at all
chill
and then we'll do status
sheer
status poison
status lust
status first
By the way, the existence of status-blessed in the way that we're doing this debuff system
means that time to kill in PVP is going to be very low in the beginning of fights, and
it'll be very fast towards the end of fights, which I think is quite cool.
It means that there's no stagnation because you'll slowly build up resistance to blessed,
Which is really interesting.
really interesting.
of
the lead row
Well, wait, I forgot one.
I actually think this works out really, really well, um, yeah, I mean this is really cool.
of
the
the
damage
Actually, you know, it might be more fun.
Uh, oh wait, no.
I don't think it'll be more fun to run.
We're good.
Watch this train.
How dare you.
How dare you.
This is cool.
and
This is such a big deal.
All right, so here's the idea.
You hit an opponent, right?
You hit an opponent with a status effect.
So you hit them with physical damage.
It applies bleed, but it doesn't bleed them immediately.
It builds up an invisible bar on the opponent
based on the amount of status bleed
you apply to the enemy, right?
And based on their stat, resist bleed.
Once it reaches a certain cap,
you apply the bleed effect to them for let's say 15 seconds, right?
During that 15 seconds, because it's bleed, they deal reduced damage.
That's probably going to be like 25% reduced damage.
It's going to be a big ass deal, right?
And then it resets their bar, their internal bar to zero and multiplies
the new capacity by 1.5 times.
So if they need a thousand cap for the first one, the second one needs
1500 cap, the third one will need 2250 cap and so on and so forth.
So it gets harder and harder and harder and harder to apply those status effects
So you can't just status effect an enemy out right kind of like souls like statuses or monster hunter very similar to both of these
Unlike those in monster hunter the way that it normally works is you get a weapon that actually just does poison
That's it right. There's a ceiling. No it goes infinitely so that would just do poison right in this one
It's based on the actual damage dealt.
So status burn is applied from fire damage, right?
You can't get status burn without fire damage is the idea.
So I think this is super useful.
I think it's gonna be quite cool this way.
Sounds like perfectionism.
What sounds like perfectionism?
Hmm?
Boo?
Then there's no way to death by a thousand paper cuts.
Bingo, you got it.
Also, none of these deal damage over time.
I want them to be debuffs.
This one reduces the damage dealt.
This one reduces physical defense.
It means you still have to hit the enemy.
This one reduces movement speed and cooldown reduction.
This one reduces magical defense.
This one reduces healing received.
This one heals when dealing damage.
So you apply it to your own allies.
This one takes damage when dealing damage.
You apply it to the enemy, right?
So the cool thing about this is if we make it
so that healing stat is blessed,
actually has a buildup resistance to it on the player.
That means in the beginning of PVP encounters, if you have a 5v5, everyone's going to be
very healthy.
It's going to stop them from, you know, being able to really kill people outright because
every time they deal damage, they're going to heal themselves a little bit.
So in the beginning, time to kill is very high.
And then as the fight progresses, as people start to build up resistances, time to kill
starts going lower and lower because your healers can no longer apply bless to their
allies because their resistance is too high on them.
And then deaths start to happen.
So we can actually play around with this to change time to kill in PvP encounters, which
I'm kind of excited for.
Now understand, it won't change it by a huge amount because it's about their outgoing damage
causing that damage, you know, the damage taken to get reflected back into the mishelf.
Is it cool down on that to reset the cycle?
No cool down.
Yeah, immediately it can go back up.
But dots will exist?
Yes, dots can also apply these.
Dots are not these.
I could put a damage over time thing in a person and like imagine a heal over time
And it's like a hundred status bless over its duration and the last 10 seconds it will do 10 every second.
Does that make sense?
They're gonna be cool.
Yeah.
You have advice on building habits?
I started with creating routine.
But are you really gonna be making things?
And this is really weird.
I regiment everything.
Like everything.
I know the exact time I'm supposed to wake up.
I know the exact time I need to be at my desk.
I know the exact time that I need to have everything ready.
I know the exact time, like, today after stream,
I know that for two hours after stream today,
I need to do a couple of different tasks.
I need to make myself some food.
I've got a steak in the fridge, I'm gonna make that.
It's gonna be good.
I need to take a shower,
and I need to go and walk the dog.
When all of that is done,
I'm gonna take a two hour nap
because I am a slug human right now.
Then I'm gonna get back up.
I'm gonna start going through Game Jam games
for the next six hours after that.
And I should be able to get through probably 30 of them,
maybe 40, which is great.
Yeah, exact time to be at desk.
Usually I don't start it on time.
And the reason I don't start it on time
is because something is going wrong with my setup.
I am actually sitting at my desk at 11.58.
I start the stream anywhere in the next 10 to 20 minutes,
somewhere in there, because something has exploded.
So there is that, which is hilarious, but it's always about 1158.
I'm here and I'm like, one time, and this is really stupid.
This was like a couple of days ago.
I was like really scrumptious and I'm sitting at my desk and I'm just kind
of like doing one of these and I was like watching a YouTube video and I was
like, okay, I just watched this while I set everything up.
And then I looked back at the time and it was like, like 12, 14.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Not good.
Not a good thing. Yeah. I need to stop watching YouTube before the stream starts, but yeah.
And a streamer unless something goes wrong after you set the stream always dude.
My favorite is when I go live and then I realized that I forgot to start streamer bot.
And then I have to end the stream and restart everything because it's the thing that actually
takes you guys out of the mode only mode. It's a meme. It's just like a great big
friggin maimed. That's addictive YouTube shorts. Kind of. I've noticed a really big fall off in
YouTube shorts generally. What I'm seeing now is a lot of copyrighted bullshit on there. It's like
clips from movies and shit like that. And then AI generated shit with millions of views, which is
deeply upsetting. And then that's like it. Like this is like 90% of my shorts feed now. And
And then every once in a while, I find L jokes in his deeply hilarious bullshit
because the funny human being and that's, that's pretty much all I get.
That's just, it's just that and then L jokes, man.
Like it's just a lot of AI slop and copyrighted content.
And I'm like, wow, it's another clip from Breaking Bad.
Great, Newton.
That's great.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Yeah, it's just super weird.
Yeah.
No, the A brand rest of at least every once in a while, I've been seeing
some that don't suck, but some of them are like, Oh, look at this wolf.
Save it's puppy from the, you know, the avalanche.
Oh, and then like the wolf runs across the snow on the porch and it
leaves behind human boot prints, right?
Cause the AI doesn't know that a wolf is not supposed to leave human
boot prints in the snow because it's stupid. Some of them now are at least
doing something interesting with it, which is they're making like meta
narratives about like a universe with with scp style shit. At least that's
more interesting, but it's all still AI slop crap anyway. So it's like, God
damn it, dude. I slept as more cause the YouTube itself provides a tools
for credit. I know it does. I know it does. But like my short speed is
It's just kind of insufferable though.
And I keep doing this thing where like,
I don't mark the content as do not see,
I mark the channel as do not see if I see that shit.
And it still pops up.
And I'm like, dude, I mark the channel as leave me alone.
And it keeps popping up, man.
Every time I see like a breaking bed clip,
I get rid of it.
Actually wait, there was one more thing
that showed up in my short speed recently.
And it's free rent abridged, which is funny as shit.
It's just free rent redubbed, totally different lines.
And it's incredibly hilarious.
So I did start seeing those and I was like,
ah, it's just a free room club.
Then I was like, she didn't say that shit.
Wait a minute.
And that's been hilarious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
That is incredibly funny.
Gonna read a book.
I suggest you all do the same.
Then go outside.
I'm gonna read a book outside.
Not go outside afterwards.
Coward.
Gizmo Iscariot with 500 bits said, did you talk about chair dogs?
Cos that's the best type of chair, pee.
Chair dogs?
It should be.
I'm excited for this.
I'm excited for this.
Kitten 112 with 500 bits said got a question, heartbound is a story about grief, right?
How did you get past the idea of that being too heavy of a topic for a game to be about?
Just got an idea for a possible game story, but I instantly thought, that's pretty
heavy no one will wanna play that.
It will.
I guarantee you they will.
It's not just a story about grief.
It's about a lot of different things.
It's about things that hit people in different ways.
It's about experiences from my whole life.
Stuff that I've dealt with, stuff that I've seen others deal with.
That's the whole idea.
Pour yourself into your creations.
Every time you are upset, every time you're excited,
pour it into the thing that you make.
And don't ever worry about how someone else is going to feel experiencing that.
Don't worry about, man, no one's going to like this because it's too heavy.
If you are worried about that ever being a thing, go play the game of Mori.
And you'll find very quickly that all of those spheres that you have are meaningless.
Give your player an experience.
And don't worry about the kind of player that won't like that experience.
Just make it.
Make it.
People will like it.
Some people.
Yeah.
It's a great game about grief, is it?
I haven't played that one.
Yeah.
Media featuring relatable heavy topics is sorely needed.
it is. Yeah, it's very heavy and people love the shit of it. I mean, look at, I mean, look
at Lisa. Lisa's insane. Amore is insane. Like those are pain play. Yeah, Expedition 33.
There's a game that's painful, you know, and like, I think the thing is, is if you
were afraid to make media that can upset someone.
Then we're cooked, right?
Make it.
Yes.
Spirit fair spirit fair made me ball my eyes out like a bitch, dude.
Like it was, it was rough.
It was ugly tears.
It was enough that I had to stop playing it on stream.
Like it was bad.
Play that game.
And like those games you remember for the rest of your life, the ones that
make you feel something, man, make you feel something.
That's the important, the important.
part of all of it. Yeah, it was ugly crying. It was like, it was like, oh, I don't know.
It's like, you look at yourself in the mirror like, Jesus Christ, you clean it up. Like,
it's like one of those, dude. Like it really messed me up. That game really messed me up,
you know? That did. I played it on stream and I just couldn't handle it.
Yeah, spirit fair. It's not bubble scrunched up face. Looks like you got two black eyes,
right? Your face is all red, you know?
Looks like you're covered in oil. It's just not none of it's good, dude. None of it's good.
Your red head you always ugly cry your face turns red and you swell up dude. Go play go play spirit fair
You want to turn into a tomato? It's tomato time, you know, that's a rough thing like go watch grave of the fireflies
right
You would have a good cry like there you go have one right that's gonna mess you up, dude
Crabbed like a baby bitch at both of that are wilds long plays. Yeah, it was rough dude
Grave the fireflies is ruthless it is
It's painful that is
The emigrated fireflies? Yeah, no, it's rough, but I mean, like, I do find a lot of times
people go, I'm trying to write, I'm trying to write this, this story about an emotional
impact and I'm worried no one's gonna like it. The way that I feel about that is if
you're gonna write a scene where you want emotional impact, did you feel something
writing it. Did you feel something experiencing it after you wrote it?
And if the answer to that is no,
then go back to the drawing board because like,
if you're not feeling anything at all doing that,
it's going to show 100% like that is you,
you have to feel something you have to when you're doing it.
The used to thing not crying was mainly not the way to cry. That's normal.
I honestly think that one of the most toxic things to do to a guy is tell him that he can't show emotion
It's incredibly toxic. It'll damage that guy for the rest of his life
100% and I think that it is all too common in our society to look to men as
being these monoliths that are unable to feel emotion because of the show emotion its weakness and that is
It was awful, incredibly awful.
And it was a very popular thing
among previous generations to treat men in that way.
And it's terrible.
It stunts the shit out of them, dude.
Yeah, incredibly so.
And it sucks to see.
And it's something that I've seen change quite a lot,
at least with our generation, we saw it change.
And with the next generation, it started to change.
And I'm glad to see that.
Incredibly glad to see that.
Because it's not fair, man.
it really isn't. Yeah. 100%. Then they wonder why we're going to open up bingo.
And that's just how that is. But like, I don't know, dude, I cry my ass up when I
do. But you know what? When I was younger, I fell into that same trap,
which is like, Oh, I need to be emotional. Not going to do it here.
I'm going to do it alone somewhere in a dark basement, right?
It doesn't need to be that way. It really doesn't. But like you, I don't
know, even from a young age, at least my generation, we were trained to
like, don't cry in front of people.
Only baby bitches cry in front of people.
And it's like, it doesn't need to be that way, you know?
I can actually count on one hand
the number of times that I have cried in front
of another person because of that, right?
And like, that's not good.
Like that's not a healthy thing for a human being,
legitimately so.
And I think that it's good that that's changing
with current generations, legitimately so.
single man tier, single man tier, I know, right?
Yeah, no, it's just not, it's not it.
Strong man also cry, strong man also cry.
Yeah, but it becomes,
if you haven't grown up in the kind of environment,
it becomes a thing of, it's like shame.
That's what it is.
It's a thing of shame, right?
You're like, you're not supposed to cry
in front of somebody else.
That's shameful, right?
Cause you're supposed to be strong, which is weird.
That's a weird thing.
You feel shame for it
and it shouldn't be that way, dude.
So if you do feel that,
know that that's not okay. That's not right, dude. Like, cry at shit, show emotion. And
if anyone gives you shit for it, they're part of the problem, dude. 100%. Yeah. Yeah,
get back in there. You snort the tear back into your eye, you know, you cry all the
time. Good. Yeah. You still have your voice crying is natural. And it's better than
And it's a damn problem if others comment.
Yeah, it is.
Should be that one.
Yeah.
I remember the last time I cried real bad.
That's rough, dude.
You brave enough and strong enough
to express those feelings?
It's tough.
It's tough because of like, I don't know,
it's tough because like upbringing is like that.
And it wasn't, it's funny because like I know a lot
of people, at least from my generation, like millennials,
Like your parents probably don't even realize that that was like a bad thing.
Right.
But it's something that I think culturally we're starting to learn over time of
like, just let the dude cry.
It's normal.
That's fine.
That's okay.
Right.
It's not a shameful thing.
And I think Gen Z's really got it with that.
A lot of people in Gen Z are like, that's good.
That's healthy.
Like they think about the mental on that kind of stuff.
And it's, it's something we didn't do, man.
And it's something the generation before us really didn't do.
So like it's just gotten progressively more and more.
which is like a good thing. Parents are boomers.
I'll give you some to cry about exactly. It's that, it's that kind of thing.
It's like seeing crying is shame, you know,
it is then wonders for fostering people's emotional intelligence.
I agree with that. It's,
it's done it the opposite direction too to be clear, but yeah. Yeah.
What are you saying about gen X? Honestly, gen X. I,
I don't think I've ever seen my grandfather
cry.
ever. At anything. Right? And I don't feel like that's a good thing. Something about that seems
wrong. Right? You know what I mean? At anything. At anything at all. And like, that's, I think
that's, that's just like indicative of that generation. You know what I mean? It's like,
that's just that generation was like that. You haven't seen your cry either? Yeah. I think
over time, the different generations have gotten more and more comfortable with
A guy showing emotion, you know, and I think that that's like
That's kind of a shit thing to do to men dude is like to make them feel bad for showing emotion, you know
and I don't think that's like, uh
I don't think that's like an individual pressure thing. I don't think it's like a men versus women kind of thing
I think it's a societal pressure thing a lot of the times if men are not allowed to show emotion or they look weak
You know socially which is kind of weird and that shouldn't be that way
yeah
you know, all human emotions human is it super is and I think that that should be more accepted. It
has been last couple of generations got better and better. Isn't Gen X between boomers and millennials?
I thought Gen X was before boomers. Am I wrong about that? Let me see what the list is.
Generational names. Oh, they call. Gen Z.
Gen Z, boomers, no, Gen X is the silent generation.
So it goes, it goes Gen Z, millennials, Gen X,
baby boomers, then the silent generation,
then the GI generation.
So I guess, I guess Gen X is before baby boomers.
That's weird.
Yeah, I would say like,
I guess baby boomers would be my grandfather.
Gen X would be my dad and I'm a millennial, right?
Yeah. And then before him would be the silent generation before my grandfather.
So Gregor X is not silent. No, they're different. They're different.
Yeah. So it goes, you know, let me write it out so we know it goes Z millennials.
And then X and then boomer.
And then after that, it's silent, right?
So it goes in this direction, kind of a thing going older as you go.
And that's, that's it. Right. So like silent generation, nobody, no, I've never seen anything
cry. Boomers never seen it cry once, literally one time. I think in my whole life, ever multiple
times all the time. Gen Z is actually like super well accustomed to this, which I think
is positive, dude. I actually do think that's a really positive thing is that Gen Z
is more in touch with, it's okay to show emotions, right?
I'll do it in 38.
I'm almost 40, right?
But I'm a millennial, yeah.
Boop.
["I'm a millennial"]
Oh, I'm sorry, God damn it.
37 in March, half.
Ooh.
Everyone's crying at my wedding, including me, noice.
But I think it's something that's important, though, man,
is, um, it is, I don't know, it's weird. It's an unfair bias and it shouldn't be like that.
Isn't that my retirement? No. Why would I retire? I'm never good anywhere.
Nice.
So this over to Jake.
Nice.
Super nice.
Gizmo Iscariot with 500 bits said I mean chair dogs from June.
It's one of the weirdest things in the June universe.
Chairs, you sit down.
Oh dude, I totally forgot about this weird shit.
Yeah, no. They're trained to massage you.
I forgot about them. God damn it.
No, they're super weird.
It's a living organic chair that has been trained to massage whoever is sitting in the chair.
Dune is really grim, dude.
Dune is...
Yeah, chair dogs were a form of living furniture, which could adapt and change its shape to fit the user.
They had eyes and a certain level of sentience beyond their primary function of form shifting.
Chair dogs required sustenance to continue functioning and came in a number of colors.
Headly Tuik's chair dog on rackets was blue, a rare shade for a chair dog.
I hate it.
Chair Dogs also feature in Frank Herbert's novel,
Whipping Star.
The Chair Dogs Whipping Star and Whipping Star
are bioengineered dogs shaped into chairs
to train to massage the people who sat in them,
similar to modern day vibrating massage chairs.
Though they do not need electricity or technology.
Guess what happens when you outlaw a robust?
This is what happens.
You have to breathe a chair, god damn it.
I'll stand back.
So gross, dude.
I hate this.
I hate it.
I forgot all about chair dogs.
That's so gross, dude.
There we go.
One sec.
One minute.
Metal underscore generation with 500 bits said hey Thor, quick question, do you ever
wonder a dune and full metal alchemist crossover would be like?
Just imagine if Nina was fused with a chair doll.
I've returned.
The septic man has covered my yard in flags.
Yeah.
You missed the TTS?
Oh god damn it.
Let me see what it was.
You wonder if Dune and Full Metal Alchemist will do a crossover.
Look, alright, if you want to fuse yourself into a chair dog, fine.
Gwyvelin Exchange exists.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Horrifying.
It's horrifying.
It's... it's horrifying.
Ha!
Grim.
Deeply grim.
Karamak with 500 bits said Ser Arohid added a tank destroyer to Helldivers.
I saw...
Legitimately, my favorite part of the tank is being one of the side gunners because the Helldiver pops out of a hatch on top like a gopher to start blasting.
Like revenge of the Whacker Mole.
And then you pop back inside to democratic safety.
That's amazing.
YAR DEMOCRACY.
That's amazing. Nina suffered enough. How did you say she's a bad dog or something?
It's not very nice of you.
What?
What?
No, honestly, that sounds cool as shit.
That really does sound cool as shit.
Oh, it makes me want to play it makes me want to play holdovers, too
So snappy and responsive to pop up by the way, I can see the TTS here I
Could see it there. So don't worry didn't get missed. I just read it afterwards. I
Don't know why that was open
All right
Can we ban Thorpe? No
Yeah
It's not it never gonna work. What was it?
You know that movie? Oh my God, wait.
I found it.
You know, you know this scene in this movie? You know that one?
That's me to the mods every time knowing that they can't ban me.
every time.
That's how it should be.
All right.
Status effects are done now.
I think this is actually a really good spot.
We'll go to economics I think tomorrow.
Actually, no, that'll be Friday.
Probably be Friday for economics.
I think we'll go to economics tomorrow.
I think we'll go to economics tomorrow.
I think we'll go to economics tomorrow.
be Friday for economics. I've got gear balance in this. I want to go up here and put it in
status effects. So we've got our towns, we've got our gathering system, we've got our crafting
system, we've got status effects.
Sick. Yeah, so what I'm looking at with this, if you're looking at these, these aren't damage
effects, right? They're debuff effects. Think about it this way. You have five people versus
five people. You guys engage in combat right in the beginning. How many of you guys have
gotten killed in under a second in PvP. How many of you guys have dealt with that? In any
game. You just, and you're like, what the hell even just happened to me? Right? I hate that.
So what I wanted to do was build a system of debuffs where you guys can just clash as
a group, right? And when you clash as a group, you apply all those debuffs very easily
in the beginning, and then it tapers off and gets harder and harder and harder to
apply them. So what ends up happening is, when that group clashes, everybody debuffs everybody
else right out the get go real fast, which reduces the overall damage done, and makes it so whatever
somebody does damage, they heal themselves. Because of this, the time to kill starts off
very high. It's really hard for people to die. And as the fight goes on, and it gets harder
and harder to apply these, the time to kill goes down, down, down, down, down, until
it's easy to kill each other. So this makes clashes actually draw out a little bit longer
and has an instant buffer to that type of damage. It also means that on boss fights,
you can stack a specific class or specific damage to try and apply a specific buff more
and more and more to the boss. E.
Awesome.
Wait, what?
Do you hit a blizzard as relaunching Overwatch again?
overwatch 2 back to overwatch with the content cadence matching rivals in an attempt to match them?
Okay, honestly, I'm cool with the reboot. If they unshit that bed, cool. Because to be real with
you, the swap from overwatch to overwatch 2 sucked. It was not good. It was like really,
really, really not good. So like, cool, right? Yeah, neat. All right, I have to go because
I gotta go talk to and I know, understand this is the technical term for the man's
job, the pee pee poo poo man. Okay, he's the man handling the septic tanks. I have
to go talk to this man. He's actually unironically the pee pee poo poo man. I
know this is ridiculous, but I have to go do this because he's building, he's
Designing the entire thing for our upcoming ferret rescue and I need to go talk to him about how he will implement the peepee poo poo machine
He's got a shit job all right, I know it's a crappy excuse I know I know it is all right
All right, let's go read the parents
You're in the parents
Tell the people who man we said hello I will actually I'll be like there are thousands
of people online that said hello but you should know you guys have a wonderful day I will
see you all on Friday I got a lot of work to do so bye everybody goodbye goodbye I won't
put shoes on I'll take even more foot off now what you're not the boss of me actually
you technically are. Please don't fire me. Good bye.