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Yeah, yeah.
I
Cause I'm unclogged and pressed
Guity moves look like other types
I'm trying to turn on a worksheet of flasks to a girl that she needn't be on camera
I'm sorry, I'm high with some tests
I feel that it's all shot fun
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, but she suckin'
She nasty, guess I'll discuss this
Yeah, I smoke, but I can't get as much
I talk to my lunch bit of fashion
I kill so much trades, but I pay
Yeah, I work for the fighters and counter
Yeah
Trying to shit on the supreme of recovery
Yeah, I got dozens of bits and bits
It's a big nigga's thing that I beat
Niggas, you haven't seen shit
Yeah, if you think that I beat
Then you dumb as a bitch
Return up to summer like 2016
Turn up like 2016
Turn up like 2016
Turn up like 2016
They ain't no fuzz on their own plate
Glad to see you nigga, I'll take my bridge on this
Fashion nigga I'm one man one both men
One man one both men
Fashion niggas been dirty
One day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm dropping bags of supremans from 2016
Shit
Yeah
Feel like it's too much
I'm so damn mad, sit up on drugs
All right, you chipmunks, ready to sing your song?
I'll say beyond.
Yeah, let's sing it down.
Okay, Simon?
Okay.
Okay, Theodore?
Okay.
Okay, Alvin?
Alvin?
Alvin!
Okay!
Last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last,
Christmas time is near
Time for joy and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't laugh
Merry Christmas
We've had wonderful things to do
you
you
you
you
you
you
But you know
Instead of think about the time we got left nigga actin sad he want to leave that's got
That'd be a larry string in we find a Santa on me. They get this cream. No until we find Santa nigga. I'll give a fuck
Yeah, I heard that yo couple things I gotta tell you out one
um these next couple days we don't have a lot of fun I'm excited bang we're my
explosions we're the ones who didn't wait did the kiss make this shit funky to
I mean I knew what I was gonna do the I niggas this is no spray no Beijing
nigga I'm Japanese fuck off with your niggas let me sit down real quick nigga
They don't got spray in the North Pole bitch. They have no spray in the North Pole. This is non GMO
hair line motherfucker
Pete
Yeah
Niggas hate seeing a sexy nigga on me. They hate seeing a sexy nigga in this bitch
Yep, yep
Can't keep it a stack 360 back
yeah bang nigga now what is this link my bad what's this link hold on let me
play my other shit too max yeah fuck with the cut no
spray though his barber first of all who the fuck is max nigga I don't know who
the fuck that nigga is my name is hmm I make I got some cool shit I don't like
black boy elf I need something better my nigga
they regardless though what is this listen streamer wars haircut for my using
and uh, compre-
YOU'RE DONE! YOU'RE DONE!
First of all, my nigga, yes, Elfboy Max, call me Elfye-
Elfye-Elfboy Max, nigga, that's-
I'm not gonna bring anything back from here, I just don't do that
I'm not even playing with y'all, niggas
First of all, this is my fuckin' cousin, nigga
That's not me, my name is Elfboy, nigga
My name is Elfboy, nigga, my name is Elfboy, nigga
My name is Elfboy, nigga
My name is Elfwell, Elfwell, Elfye-
nigga
This is my cousin, nigga
I've not seen this nigga in years nigga, I've been in the North Pole.
Foot nigga.
Fox!
What I will say is, this nigga getting that spray, he's lying to y'all.
But the barber, why the, what the fuck?
This nigga use this man as promotion for enhancements?
Hell no, bro, you're done, you're done.
You're done.
Al barber, bro.
Al barber, bro.
what the fuck my nigga grown-ass man cosplaying as an elk fucking three
bitch I'm from the north pole what you mean cosplaying look at this me it's me it's me it's me
bruh I'm gonna get some dick roddies bruh anyway it though anyways I'm here
daddy was good bruh chill with all that bruh and here I nigga see you
I seen Santa though, y'all seen Santa?
Yo, Travis, thank you for the sub,
Bear and I, look, keep it a stack.
Y'all fucking with me or what?
Y'all following me or what?
Y'all following me or what?
Yo, I gotta keep this shit covered
cause I'm not on my dick coming down in these pits,
on me, Bear and I might be at Elf,
nigga, we down, we packing down there again,
that's where I keep the toys.
Fuck, whoa, that sound crazy.
Stuff.
Thank you for the resub.
Little ass kid, if you've seen me in person,
you would be like, damn, he way bigger than I thought.
That ass.
Stop playing with me, bro.
Anyway, dope.
Shit, what should I want for Christmas, ain't shit.
What should I want for Christmas, yo?
Extract.
Thank you for that resub.
Oh, I gotta tell ya, a couple things though.
One, Monday.
Monday.
My cousin.
He was supposed to do a stream with Jason not having no more but I got some other shit. It's not happening no more
You're Miss Vance. Thank you for every sub
Kavino think for the prime
Yes 3k Shane, thank you for the sub. Thank you for the sub. Thank you for the sub. All right
I ready? Thank you for the sub nigga. Obviously not no beef. That's my boy. He just got shit going on
You funny side to Jay shout out Jay. Whenever we do that we do that. All right
Let me see this though.
What's this?
Over under the shade.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I don't know who the shade is nigga.
I know a, I know a Elfie Frost though.
The fuck?
I know a Elfie Frost though.
Yo sweaty puck.
Thank you for that sub, bro.
Thank you for that sub.
Walk pit.
Thank you for that sub.
Yo stream infinity.
Why didn't you finish?
Wait what?
Yo, stream finish, yo guys, y'all asking questions
for my cousin gang, my name is nigga Elf.
Elf well, all of that Elf boy, all that shit gang,
stop asking that dork ass nigga shit.
Y'all see how way sexier than that nigga, look at my cut.
I'm way sexier, why y'all hair line look like that?
Cause my shit sharp, nigga, look at my shit, this real life.
This real life gang, look at my shit, bruh.
No sprailing, oh.
I got a FaceTime from this little something, bruh.
Yo, now look, my cousin did watch out and know
somebody might be getting unbolted, not unbolted,
but we might be seeing a,
before streaming, so we'll see it over, see, we'll see.
We'll see, we'll see, if the people aren't.
Can you tell Santa to make my dad come back?
Nigga, Santa can give gifts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
C'mon get it to me, get it out, man
Get out of this, get out of this, come on
Through your throat, yeah
That's like this
This is the end of the block, this is the end of the block
This is all some fucking pain, pain, pain
P.K.A. this sucks, you're a 50-man, I'm on a 50-man, I'm a fat shooter
I got a baby, let me kick you in the ass
I got two columns of getting in the early,
money is a free chip, I need a lot of money on it.
So for the weekend party, I had a big time of my eight years,
just to show you my kids home.
I'm a dope maker, take on the future,
these folks, they can't stop,
now we won't pay more.
Split your line when you're blind,
you're back to no style,
when you get you in on that cloud,
when you're on the split.
I got two columns of getting in the early,
money is a free chip, I need a lot,
All that time was just a moment to get to your tip.
Oh, fuck.
Take your thing, you're taking it.
Take your stuff, and spit it some more, kid.
I'm not doing this wrong, kid.
What the fuck was that?
You're trying to suck me up.
I told her my smell is bad.
You were trying to suck me up.
I heard my dog.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Alfie Frost, nigga.
Alfie Frost.
No, Frost.
No fuck, bro.
Elf boy and Alfie Frost.
Yes sir.
What the fuck does being an elf gotta do at Hennessy Bottle?
I've got to bring that Hennessy, nigga.
Hennessy, you can do anything, nigga.
You got that Hennessy thing, that's that Hennessy thing,
nigga.
Once you get that inside your system,
you can do whatever the fuck you need.
Game, dad's supposed to be making toys for the kids
and you bring a Hennessy Bottle.
Fuck them kids, nigga.
They out there working every day.
All day for 25, eight.
With some badass white niggas
To pay me in toys
Bitch toys don't pay bills
Bitch I got a baby mama
And kids and they one fuck
Each
The fuck pay me I gotta take a shot here and then
Fuck them kids
Yope some toys nigga
Fuck your audience shit for
Big fat
You gotta think about it nigga we doing audience work
I ain't got nothing to take credit for
I ain't got nothing to struggle with
Fuck!
Yeah, we got it.
Bro, how we got it?
Bro, don't disrespect daddy, nigga.
First time.
Yeah, that's our daddy.
That's better than our daddy, gang.
You working for the white man, nigga?
No.
Fuck.
This knows I have no choice!
No.
We done know I got no choice!
You working for the white man, nigga?
I saw a talk, tell your ass, you over here.
Working, yes, Mr. Claus, yes, Mr. Claus,
nigga, I'm trying to hit Mrs. Claus's ass, nigga.
I'm trying to hit Mrs. Claus.
You over there trying to work for Mr. Claus.
I'm trying to hit Mrs. Claus, nigga.
You know some dick or shit, nigga.
Fuck, you talking about you or else, nigga.
Think about it though, nigga, hear me out.
No, you're dead.
They're showing his alto like in a factory.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Hear me out, though.
I don't listen.
I'm listening.
You're working out for the right man and she.
You're working for the right man, nigga.
You got to change your thought and thought process, OK?
You got to change your thought process.
OK, so what do you want?
Do you want your old father, daddy, and beat his ass?
Like, what?
Listen.
And you know that's our pops.
You was dead.
You was dead giving him that treatment, bro.
You haven't seen this thing in a minute though. Like come on game
I got some shit. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Got some shit for you. All right, what?
What
Give me a fantasy bottle that's I got babies
I'm telling you
I'm gonna do it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Where is she? Where is she?
Where is she?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Where is she? Where is she? Where is she?
I don't know this funny, like a friend,
Hey, you okay? Why are you getting on your knees like you're already sorry about it?
Yes!
Hold on!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
I'm gonna keep it a buck. My man was catching that. I don't think I can handle you though boss that ass
So I had to back up though. That's it
This my shit what's that mean though, what's that mean though? So this my little fun shit right here
So y'all already met
Oh, yeah
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
How you going?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Calm down.
Now, here we go.
We got me on there.
Let me get you a chair.
We look cute as fuck.
Yeah, how old are we talking about?
Right here.
I like this!
You good?
I'm not a liar, no bull!
You wanna see me suck?
Why not?
I like this!
Damn, okay, I don't know!
Yeah, movie, hold on!
Suck, suck, suck, suck!
I hate those!
Anything possible, anything possible, though!
Are you okay with this?
Anything possible, you all right?
Wait, hold on, hold on!
Woo!
I got you!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
No no no no!
I got you!
I got you!
All right, all right, hang on.
You gonna pour it in the...
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you can't let up on the side!
Oh, shit!
Yum yum yum!
So I'm telling you, so wait, hold on.
You're taking?
Nah, I'm taking, I'm starting to take it.
Whoa, whoa!
You can't take a shot with me, man.
Come on, G.
Shot, shot, shot, shot.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
There you go, G.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm just a little, so little, 21 questions, baby.
Okay, okay, go for it, he says he wants to pee.
Wait, what's wrong?
What the fuck?
How are you?
I'm in my 40s.
Do you like old-
Yeah!
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Wait, do you know how I have boyfriends?
Husband.
Husband?
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh!
It's okay.
I'm ready to meet him.
Oh, yeah.
Ah! Okay.
It's okay.
Man, you've been sad. You ran off.
He was on the hit one spectrum.
This is the bus with Shoya. He had three people in his class.
Oh.
You got a husband?
Yeah.
He was a driver and a student.
No. No. No.
No. Never.
Wait, wait, wait. What North Pole y'all from?
The North Pole.
Okay.
Oh
Family pick family pick
All right, baby Gary Gary wait, so I'll tell you like them though
Yeah, I think over six feet over six feet
To me yes
What's your name? I don't get what's your name?
What's your name?
What is it?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Hold on, Gabe. Come on.
Come on.
What's your name?
Oh, games.
Miss Amazing Alley.
Okay. W Alley.
W Alley.
Little Latina.
Little Latina?
What's your name? What's your name?
My name?
Yeah, it's the name.
My name is Snow Frost.
What's your name?
Elkboy. Elkboy.
Elkboy.
I'm not gonna lie like that.
Who would you choose between me and her?
Keep it above.
Yeah!
Who would you choose? Keep it above.
Be honest, not just who's over there.
Who's more good looking than you?
I
Don't we are we are dancing a little celebrating for me to buy
I never gonna tell us making a room on me
Hey brother!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ah!
I'll take that off, but I'm bad, yummy!
Hold on, you think I said yummy spicy with a T?
No, little.
Little, little, little.
Ah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Wait, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hold on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Whoa!
Swing!
Get out of my hand.
Get out of my hand.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Wait, hold on, let's give us one quick second.
Because I'm over about my face.
You know, I just gotta talk to my boy.
Okay, we'll be back.
Hey, baby.
Come on, baby.
Two minutes.
Come on, baby.
Keep it right, all right, baby?
Yes.
Ewww!
Thank you all the time.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Okay.
It's all right.
It's all right, baby.
I'm thinking about it.
How the fuck is this happening?
I'm thinking about this.
We got three inches.
To them, it's eight.
Here we are.
The fuck is we?
Oh, snap.
We got three inches.
We got three inches.
To them, it's eight.
Here we are.
We
You know your bottom-up white subway my bottom-up asian we in this bitch together. All right, so listen
Yeah, I fuck her
She came over she pulled up took out the car seat
Shit like niggas, I beware I begin this camp to begin from the lines free first time
I don't see why you just switching to sexy
Don't try to hang up, you know, we got a dinner
I'll tell you how old are you she like 38 how old are you?
What?
You get the free meals we get all different type of shit about this
Personally, it's hella parts. It's hella parts
No, you're the biggest pride yo.
All right guys come back, come back.
Come back, come back.
You can take a shot of it.
You're like, take a shot.
Yeah.
Go.
All right, we did the cleanest.
I'll just make sure you're okay.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm not gonna lie, you really got that strut, right?
Yeah.
Oh bro.
Oh, bro.
Yeah.
Don't drop it.
I don't know what's happening.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Christmas is like, yeah.
Well, I mean.
We get to be a Santa.
What you saying?
We're looking for Santa.
We're looking for Santa.
But we're not though.
That's our boss.
Santa's our boss.
I know this daddy.
I know.
I'm already knowing.
See, that's what I'm saying.
He think he daddy is like, he thinks Santa's daddy.
All right.
I mean, he's that ass like, I don't know what else
to tell you like, bro, that's this big bro.
Like, he's the one who made all this possible.
Or we don't even got no clothes.
We will be naked right now if it wasn't for this nigga.
But nigga, it don't fuck Santa, nigga.
I'm not, I'm just my work wife.
Man, I got a whole main bitch, nigga.
That live in the UK.
This is my work wife, nigga.
What the fuck?
You okay with him, Santa?
Nice.
I mean, I have a, I have a work-
Ah!
Now, get in there, play it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
How do they see her?
I'm gonna play her one more time!
I'm gonna see her one day
after a whole motherfucking year, nigga!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We get right in the sit.
So look, I'm not alive.
I'm really fit like,
just got no helpers for my Santa.
We dare gotta go find this nigga, like.
I mean,
I mean, if you give us a little money, we can kind of tell you where you're at.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Yo, we're not making shit.
How we doing pet fucking boxes toys?
I know what to say.
I know what to say.
I know what to say.
I'm trying to make some money, game.
I thought they'd snort me, but what the fuck are we doing?
I mean, you want to find Santa in some way?
I wouldn't know where he's at, right?
Yeah.
You wouldn't know where he's at.
I went up the day earlier.
Listen, I'm going to tell you something.
Is you fucking Santa?
You fucking Santa?
You fucking Santa?
I know you wild as shit. I'm not a lot. No bulls to go. Bono, thank you for that sub. Zoro, thank you for the sub. I'm married.
Nah, you also weird shit. You and Sander. Oh yeah, I ain't just work for him. I just work for him.
But all of a sudden, nobody else said a crib at 10 p.m., 11 p.m.
Who fucking doing that Sander crib at 11 p.m.? You're not fucking working. He told you to work.
I know you for sure ain't fucking saying that.
I
Santa's favorite like I said a favorite now
He just no spread me this shit really
From my bros got play on me
Yo, listen, I'm a type. I'm gonna be honest. I'm the most tender as ever in the back
I'm that ass y'all can't be that close like Santa like on a what's funny like what husband?
No, I'm trying to marry, you know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
I'm talking to him.
Look, we're gonna be good.
We're gonna be good.
I'll fuck with y'all.
Y'all is badass.
We locked in.
We locked in.
We're gonna fuck with you.
We love you guys.
Wait, how much glass are you talking like?
Just go find Santa.
I'm just saying, what's the plug
of what we're seeing is that we know where he stays.
Like, just like, some little song, you know.
Mm.
Go fuck with something.
What you want?
I mean.
How much you want?
I can't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh, I don't know.
I got some monopoly dollars. That's it. I'm not high. No bullshit. And you tell me where Santa's gonna be at
I'm gonna tell you exactly where is that was free to stay on
Okay, so look I got something better. I something better. I something better. I'm not lying. I something better
If my boy right here if he can do 10 pushes, but you want his back y'all gotta come help with my center
You got this game do your shit come on game
You close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Game.
You lost that 10.
I'm really a bad beating.
About to get off your back now.
Oh
Okay, okay, what's good to us?
What's good to us? What do you do?
I mean, fuck, I'm strong, I'm an angel, he said
Go, go, go, go
You guys are clean
How about both of them?
I'm scared
No, no, no
No, hell no
Hell no
Hell no
We all family, bro
Not that kind of family again
No, no, let me get on your back.
Ah, no, I'm on your back.
Now you crazy.
I'm on your back, it's on me.
Hey look, I'm not gonna lie.
We gotta go say something, not go say something.
We gotta find them.
So like at this point I feel like right now like,
I mean, y'all not really,
yeah right now y'all holding this back.
I'm gonna keep this back.
We can't keep being sorry.
Yeah, do y'all know anything about it?
It's cornering this, where does it go?
Do y'all know anything like?
I mean we just have to go north.
That's all I have to say, just north.
The direction north.
But that's all I'm gonna say.
We gotta go to Canada?
What the fuck?
Yo, in Rio, God knows we ain't got no money.
Niggas is not making no slaves.
Man, we do not have no money.
Baby, what the fuck is you talking about?
Go and know it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
If it's over there, it's Atlanta.
It's Atlanta.
You understand?
If it's over there, it's Atlanta.
You understand?
Elk and Frost are taller than someone?
Nah.
Shit, she's doing out of Atlanta.
If it's real, then my boy kiss on a cheek, though.
Ah, man.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
Now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not going to get to this in one.
It's work, it's work.
Are red lips on your cheek?
Nah, nah, nah, I'm good, baby.
Yeah.
Cause they're going to edit you to look like a little man.
I don't want that.
I'm good.
I'm a shit, you know.
I respect that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's 40.
Yeah, you'll kiss on a cheek.
Ow!
He's fucking like, yeah!
Christmas only happened one time and you were like,
come here, come here.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
It's going away.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, I was kidding.
You know, we're gonna get there.
We're gonna get there.
I'm just a little like, I'm a little shy.
Oh, you shy?
I'm a little shy, a little shy.
Take it slow.
Take it slow, little babe.
I like you, I'll fuck with you.
I think we should go.
Wait, do we have to do something, bro?
Now we hear y'all out, y'all out, Elfie Trey, Elfie Trey!
We appreciate y'all.
Elfie Trey!
Thank you.
No, we appreciate y'all so much.
Y'all the best.
Hey, man.
Do you want a shot?
You want a shot?
Oh, you want a shot?
Oh, you want a shot?
Come on, don't let go of it.
I'm good.
Thank you.
We gotta drive the Elfmobile, though.
Oh, all right, all right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
All right, come on.
There you go.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Oh
I think he like that, nigga.
Bro, sometimes you gotta boost your stuff up, man.
That ass, though. No pun intended.
Ain't far as me.
Hey, look, though.
I'm not alive, bro.
That ass is like a struck it on a vision.
You know what y'all gonna find this later.
Nah, let's go.
Let's go.
All right, but, y'all, L.P. Trent, L.P. Trent!
Hold on, bro.
She had you sweating that shit.
Yeah, that's right.
Nah, nah, these two, though.
I'm getting this guy down.
Take some tissue, dude.
No, wipe the hairline, though.
I know you got spray, too.
Bro, I get ass.
I need some advice, though.
All right, pardon me.
Bro, me and my girl, that ass just broke up, nigga.
She crazy.
That ass?
That ass.
British?
I need some advice for British Day.
Damn, man.
Let me get a sag in the chat, man.
Hot damn.
It's cool though.
So like, so like,
That's how I need some advice.
I'm gonna play the music on your ass.
Sorry, I'll leave it on.
Yeah, it's like, wait, why y'all break up?
What is SDG?
Sad.
It's just don't work.
You need some sad shit.
Now, okay, so I caught her.
Like, I was talking to her and brother, she was brought up like who she was used to talk
to.
And I was trying to get more information like who is this, where they're from, right?
She would not tell me that.
And I feel like when you want to deal with somebody, you want to take them serious.
Why the fuck would you not tell me your past?
So we can go past for past.
You mean, I need to know your digital footprint before you try to fuck with me, you know?
And if you want to let me know, and she don't want to tell me, she's like,
oh, you don't need to know, it don't matter.
Baby, it does matter.
It does matter.
She's like, oh, no, mate.
No, mate, you're fucking cheating me, dawg.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm saying, wait, hold on.
She hit you with this on the vacation?
On the vacation, bro.
You know what I said?
I cut it.
I said, bro, I don't know what you're doing to shit on me.
She texted me.
Oh, she texted me.
Let her be.
She literally texted me.
I'm not going to argue.
Look, she texted me.
Damn
All right, but we
I'm a snitch
Nah, they said it's not on.
Nah, yo!
Magic, you fuckin' up!
I don't imagine in the chair, man!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Yo!
But yeah, I'm alone.
Let me know when this shit swap.
Yeah, let me know when it swap.
What you mean it's horrible fist, nigga?
It's straight from Santa, nigga?
Damn, it's...
It's fire, nigga.
Girl, my shit don't zip up, though, guys.
My shit fucked up.
My shit don't dump me, so I had to get the one that zipped up.
No, my shit.
It is winter, though.
No, I don't think they said which injustice is it now? Where is it? I don't see this shit
Which one is it supposed to be the same backpacking this?
Just stop stop and start it
Damn, I'm not alive bro. Wait, show your choice of fits. I mean show your choice of feats my boy
Some slides show your choice of feet
They're like somebody made them in Atlanta like Crocs for like gene material
But with the outfit though my boy, I didn't I forgot boss. Let me see your shit
Oh, you I'm done. You know, I got a boost. I know what time it is money. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
I
Know I know my shit eyes. It's good though. It's good. It's good. It's good. You do need pointy shoes
Damn, we're lowkey slacking in this bitch.
Fuck it though, we finna go a five, say nothing, fuck it up, it don't matter.
Alright, back.
Look at that shit.
Fuck, it's hard to tell.
That shit's still not going.
Oh, it's shit.
It is.
So, you got him swapped?
Y'all dead the same, bro.
Nia, you in my chat talking about L-Print game, like, you hear yourself, my name?
I don't know your name.
No, I ain't.
I don't know your name.
No, I ain't.
I ain't.
I ain't.
I ain't.
I ain't.
I ain't.
I ain't.
I
Don't know your name now. Yeah, it's what the way is this is this um, this is Morgan's I mean I'm working this hence
And what what they be using or it's the normal?
All right, so get the different one fucking it it might be ticking chair
I know that it should be having a little ticks my nigga, but
El tech in a check hold on what the shit how the shade make max look tall be so serious being
What
Yo!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hell no.
Niggas doing whatever in his bitch.
Cracking his nigga shit.
Wait, why are you...
Why do you look so...
You're dead like you're struggling here.
Bro, what is he doing in the back?
Nah, I'm not going to lie. I'm going to keep it a stack.
When I try to pick him up, I like...
Yeah, that dumb one. I couldn't do it.
I'm not why I gotta get back in the ship.
Yeah, see you have that down.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm fucking right up.
Yo, you said that dead serious shit.
Yeah.
Bro, this nigga, this, this nigga,
Elfie Frost, they're foul his type.
Bro, no, I'm already done saying this shit.
Nigga, no, foul his type, man.
Let's applaud, dude.
Holy shit.
Yo.
Oh, I got somebody.
I guess I got somebody to call me.
Fuck, man.
Let's get back to your girl while we're sitting
I'm waiting for this shit.
So look, right?
Was it like a bad knee?
I left out on bad turn?
You're like, what's going on?
I'm confused.
Yeah, pretty much.
Left out on bad turns, stuff up with each other.
I guess that's what I'm gonna talk to you.
That's what I'm gonna talk to you about.
But Gain, you were dead in there a lot of like,
I posted this shit on my story.
I don't know if you've seen like,
he was literally like.
You posted that picture of you?
Yeah.
Yes, Gain.
I'm like, yo, this is real love.
Like, yo, you know what I mean?
But it happens though, like, you know,
shit just like, if it's real then,
You know sometimes before before she gets serious and be really loving you gotta let it go
Why is that fat? No, I've never heard it if you really love her you gotta let her go
You gotta let go and let God you gotta you gotta let go and let God
But I'm talking about really I put word, you know, I'm saying but it's like
When the last time you've been in a relationship before 2021 damn is you gonna be the next one
I swam, but I just call it right now. Fuck it. Yeah, it's nigga. Fuck it, bro
Call her fuck it, bro. Fuck it, bro
Fuck it game on some light. Wait, what's on the order? Is she back there? I know
Fuck you game. We're already so where it left off. She mad at you or you're mad
Also, I've seen a clip she fucked baby rich. No, oh wait, why that show means I know but
Why would you be okay with that money
Answer
Was she not answering oh my god, why is she not answering though, so I'm saying that's bad
Make it as bad that word
I mean this is enough pain look how you look at the phone
Yeah, indeed triple cause the word there's no sustained I always didn't make that
G 3 poles
You bros, bros, shut up!
Bro, this is hopeless now, man, I'm not even playing, bros, stop shitting!
You got tears in your eyes yo bro bro what the fuck
I know you like that homework homework at 3 a.m. She's slow she's still here so
what's 6 p.m. Oh she on a nice little day and no army probably with baby rich
sorry but Michael be joined you be okay with that though and why Michael be
Jordan
What the fuck is you talking about?
I don't know
Bicy over here talk about oh she probably fucking Michael be Jordan this shit. You're right. Fuck is wrong with you
Yeah, you're right. You shut the fuck up
Sit your little light skin fucking special ed ass down
I too far apart
Fuck wrong with you, nigga
Dumb ass big head little body
Yeah, fuck wrong with you got two beers
I never met a nigga with two beards.
Show your fucking head.
Show your fucking face.
What the fuck?
You have two beards looking at his fucking head, nigga?
Fuck wrong with you, nigga.
I'm sure if it had him right here, it's right here.
It's your fucking hand line.
Yeah, you got a limit.
You're with the stand.
I have the little people, my nigga.
Fuck what you saying?
Talking about some big, big head little bodies.
Stand up, fuck up.
Stand up, nigga.
What the fuck?
Stand up, nigga!
Yeah, nigga, what the fuck?
Come on, dude!
Nigga, you're black!
Yeah, nigga, you're black and black,
but you look Asian and Mexican.
Fuck you, talk about it.
Fuck you, talk about it, nigga.
Keep looking at me.
Invite me.
Big boy, head ass, nigga.
Backboard, forehead ass, nigga.
Listen to what?
Backboard, nigga.
Slam dumb on that hole, nigga.
Fuck you, talk about it, nigga.
What the hell you got going on with you, nigga?
El Maxo, fuck you, talk about it, nigga.
Yeah, nigga, what the fuck you got going on?
Nigga wear tight t-shirts with a little buff nigga. No you're getting fat nigga
Join the club nigga. What wrong with you nigga? You crying right now gay. Don't matter
Get tattooed for all points. They have no meaning
I'm jealous of your arm sleeves, bro
Let's see your neck come on
What is that that's the money rolls on the neck stop playing
This nigga, hold on turn to the left. That's a dog. Got him. That's a clock on the other side. You're done
my grandma died I did this you love daggers dogs and roses and you over
your life and that my grandma laughing at me is you laughing at grandma now I'm
on her to curse on us and aren't you real shit lesson please bring it we're
doing all that shit that's shit funny hold on yo yo grandma was a
Filipino woman a friend no so my dad saw you over your last lesson piece
She's gone
All right, you bring that she would just be here life. No, that's fucking now
So you're out you have a money rose in a dove in a dagger cuz cuz cuz cuz you're playing paying homage to your brother
So why the fuck is you over here laughing at that shit?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, magic swap.
That's how it's done.
Hey, RIP Brenda, everybody I want-
That's how it's done.
Hey, RIP Brenda, everybody I want to see RIP Brenda in the chair right now, man.
Fuck.
She would like that.
I would like that.
I'm gonna pray for her to haunt you.
Hey, why you laughing at your grip?
I'm not.
Swap.
Yo, magic, take one when we swap.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey look let me get some dogs in a chair here in this bit with Elfie Frost now she really didn't answer though
I'm gonna say
It's okay, it's okay. I just keep drinking the Hennessy you gonna end up calling her five more times
Whether he's drunk or not game. I'm not even hold on. Why you got the ass out like it's a half
Yo, why you zip yo shit up, nigga?
Alright bro, we out this bitch, check.
Hey yo, don't give a hells in the chat, nigga, it's late, this guy can move, nigga.
Yo, you see that?
Come fuck with us.
I'm gonna find this thing.
I'm bringing the Hennessy bottle.
Stop it, nigga.
Exposure.
You got your hat, Alfie?
Yo, fuck, nigga.
Nigga, I'm looking for a fuck.
Yo, you know what we're doing?
i feel the blood!
i feel the blood!
what the fuck you guys doing over there!
you got little me!
i'm feelin me!
you got little me!
it's okay brother, we both got little me!
now i feel that shit, you got little me!
you got little me?
first of all, it's cold as fuck, yeah i know in the winter niggas be, don't be this me!
you got little me!
yo, it's like...
oh, my god!
you got little me!
Don't be
Going on y'all know y'all know we're saying that
I don't I don't look towards white people for my gifts
Saying like he's over here just say I don't know
No, we don't make sure
What did you give the one struggling to push up a little girl
Who you ever ever I thought what's going to do?
What the fuck I can't do it
No cat. Um, well you coming with us
I don't know. No, no, you good. So neither of y'all know where Santa's at
Smoking we fucking pie
Number one, I'm a fat boy. I was doing the Morgan, you know saying that nigga in this dream. I'm off. I'm off the clock
He lost his bitch your little grumpy
Here we got to get a new shit
Like when max second backpack in not a lot that ass
I'm not even playing with you being and I'm not even trying to be on that
I mean, I know we got a mission, but you dad is tall as that little real
I
But I'm supposed to be double colored
I can't Arkansas
How you here say the fuck the black bitch, and you over here here nigga
Have jeans on his Birkenstocks
Why are you
Trying to get the force of my legs to pick you up
Bro, we never go five-cent at this break game
I'm not lying bro, check.
Yo, where you going?
I don't know.
Hold on bro, you want me to open the door for you like a bad beast?
Yo gang, get the fuck around and get in the street.
You want me to open the door for you, bitch?
Hello sir.
Alright, bet I got you.
I'm not gonna lie, you hear us?
No broke nigga shit?
Our backpacks be making noise.
No broke nigga shit though.
No broke nigga shit.
What?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yo, good?
Fuck.
Oh, before we did.
We good?
Now your ma
ma me
should be ticking
execute this nigga
ik dyin
they said they dyin in the storms
HENRY
HENRY
hold on you've seen this
you've seen that
You see me
Who is this?
You need the address
Because you talking about they got no Spanish we send the address to find Santa Claus
Do you know
You didn't say one Spanish
Why are you moving now?
I said I'm saying I've been doing it
I didn't say I don't got it
That's what we both seen
That's what I'm saying
Only your ass nigga
Only your ass nigga
Her ass got super authenticated protection on your ass
You feel me?
Hey, yo y'all gonna take storm damage for a little bro. Y'all finna take storm damage
D one
Yeah, y'all finna take further storm damage
Down that way bro
Chai camp it's not our fault bro niggas can't fit niggas can't fix this shit to the shit over bro
Like
That's on stop happening come on
Stream fire on mute never hurt that one. Yo game our shit getting fixed bro get off my nuts, bro
That's not the eight cables. So my backpack got this thing where it makes noise damn. Do you have a backpack?
Is it still fucked up?
It's in the T.D., right?
Yeah, what's wrong with your shit?
Both of my shit is fried, dude.
I don't know how, I don't know why.
$60,000.
Who is this petite man to the left of you?
Um, so look.
It's my game.
Yeah, I mean, this is my game.
It's my...
What do I call you, dude?
What the fuck is petite?
I'm petite.
I don't know what to tell you, bro. That's just your reality.
Bro, you're my nigga though. Come on, bro.
Nah, bro. He was born a nigga.
He was fucking fucked up. I knew he was born fucked up.
He was 19 pounds as a baby, nigga.
18 pounds as a fucking head.
Fuck you talking about, nigga. He was born three months earlier.
Not a lot. That was my shit was biggest hell. How you know that?
He was born three months earlier.
He was born in fucking August, nigga.
I think that happened to all little niggas.
You can't tell me you ain't coming out half way in the front.
Stop playing. Keep it a stack.
You
Are we better we good we good yes or no mods yes or no take one if we good take two of his ticket now look though
I will tell you this though my pops. I probably shouldn't be leaking this nigga business. You found me Papa elf
But I think it came out early. I'm gonna be keeping it but like two weeks early
He fit in my dad my my grandfather hand
And you're a five-way
Don't tell your mom you're not positive fucking play with me. Yeah, you was told is the dwarf bro. You're not fine
bro, I'll tell your mom
My mom like five three cool five three. Yeah, exactly. You the milkman baby. What the fuck? I guess
The guy is five five your mom's five three. Where the fuck this five nine come from five nine come from
You told me but he was adopted. They got a sorry to tell you now
Why would you say that he was adopted? Sorry, do you know your dad? Yeah, no my dad. You sure?
Yeah, he's active. Yeah
He bumps you a Christmas gift before?
You know like that, what I think right now?
Yes, I know my pet. Now they get chillin' bro, look at this dress.
Huh? Long guy's dick.
No, he's not dead. Long guy's dick?
Long guy's dick!
Long niggas!
Long niggas!
Yo, hard niggas!
I
Call the second they got a fucking
Niggas put so much work to presentation in school because do good at school fuck you talk about nigga
nigga do that shit in school nigga
nigga flex in the struggle
fuck you talking bout stop playing bro
god damn not everyone want to grow up with pop corn sealers
i'm happy i'm happy
nigga i have pop corn sealers
you ain't never had no pop corn sealer nigga
i'm sitting on the floor nigga
floor
you over there bunk bed up and both in the
beds were bought for you nigga
ho max uh Monday and Wednesday you get the bottom bunk
thursdays sunday you got the top bunk
whatever you feel comfortable max
I know, buckbeid.
Maxwell Dent, whatever makes you go comfortable Maxwell Dent.
I'll sleep in there little friend.
No, fuck me, talking about.
I'm a seeker, baby.
Come home to dinner and shit.
The guy came home to dinner.
Yeah, we don't give a fuck, that's so strange.
I don't know how dinner was, nigga.
Sleep, nigga.
My dad said, I come home after a long dead dinner,
my dad, my dad's a long dead school,
my dad said, I said, what's dinner?
He said, 200 push ups, 200 sit ups,
and then take you out of the bed, nigga.
We never do no shit like that.
It's dude is driver sir.
Let me finish.
I'm sorry, he has a little man's syndrome.
You feel me?
I apologize, genuinely.
Like, really?
He's going to be very loud on his car drive.
I'm saying.
Hey, how are you doing?
Are you doing well?
I'm good.
Yeah, you see.
Huh?
What's up, man?
How are you?
What's up, guys?
Hey, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Let go, let go. Hold on, hold on.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
You're a little Spanish.
Yeah, I think I'm back to hung on.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh?
What the hell did your nigga just say?
I'm back to hung on, right?
Oh, no, no, no. Are we going to, uh, huh?
You know where we going?
No, I don't know. I need that word.
Nigga, I thought you were supposed to Spanish and told him!
This nigga just cruisin' down the street!
I'm not miles an hour!
What the fuck nigga?
Why are you telling me where we're going? I don't know!
I asked him what to do.
Goddamn! I don't got his number!
I'm not sure how that is.
Fuck!
What are you driving to sir?
So that's just a 54 minutes away
We said where you going?
I ain't even a ticket to this fucking city
I got it, I got it, I got it
I got it, I got it, no
Um, so
You, Hollywood Boulevard
Can you tell me that?
It's over
You said it? I mean you should just tell me
Uh, okay
I don't know how to do it.
I have a bullavado.
Really?
My nigga?
Bro, added bullavado at the end do not make that shit Spanish.
Holy shit.
Yo, what the fuck chat?
I'll be good, sir.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about my friend.
Holy shit.
I'm not sure.
We're on the same boat.
We're on the same boat.
Fuckin' chicken, boy.
Oh, shit.
Now, you know, as soon as we find Santa, we sent,
sir, we're gonna have him retire you, okay?
Who retire who?
Son of a drunk, nice guy.
Nice to meet you, by the way, sir.
I like your haircut.
No, he's not gonna be friends with you, nigga.
Where?
Don't keep talking about him, nigga.
They try to be friends with shit.
Yeah.
Oh, nigga, where, nigga, where, nigga?
Where is he gonna be?
I don't know.
Five calls.
Let's make it a six.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yo, come on, bro.
You better than this, man.
Bro, like, sometimes, bro, we got to leave that shit in the
past.
We got to move it over.
Niggas got to move it.
Bro, look at the, what the fuck we wearing?
Niggas, you a lame ass nigga.
I'm a lame ass nigga, yeah?
I'm never moving forward, nigga.
We some late.
Here's what I'm doing.
If my girl don't answer, I'm calling her 50 times.
Because maybe her phone was dead.
Maybe she was out.
Maybe she didn't see my call.
Maybe she see my call and forgot.
Maybe she see my call, didn't forget, and then
want me to answer it.
That means it's a reminder to call her again.
Maybe you gotta call every single 30 minutes of the day.
So as you reminded that, yo, baby, I'm calling.
I'm here for you, you know?
Damn, just because you don't answer it,
maybe she might call and block you.
That's why we have another phone
you call from the start six, seven,
because she wants to be a surprise.
She wants to see how much effort you want to do
to get into and fuck with her.
How much effort is this nigga gonna do it?
That's why you cash out.
I'm so making a six.
You a real ass nigga.
Make that six, six.
You cash out for her a dollar,
but with that dollar,
you put your message of what you're gonna say to her.
Huh?
You put a dollar and you say maybe what the fuck you want to call back all in one word in the notes
You call her and that's what you do. You know I'm saying if she don't do that
Then you fair then you facts call her you know I'm saying then if you listen to that you email her
They do her email then if she doesn't lashes then you put the premium on the lashes
And you become and you pull up there and you close the nigga under David
Niggas always niggas always going under David then you do David
Then you book her appointment and then you do the double the double lashes double lashes 36 inches
The ones that's $126. She's not gonna skip up on that
But you got doing she has the promo deal she has the promo deal
That's what she can be able to really really really lock in on you. She don't do it because it's real money
And then I'm sorry you sound like a veteran
I'm saying that's how you really that's why here's my thing though
I'm not alive bro. You gotta see what's on your plate in front of you game
I'm not my little story back there. Don't you was fucking what you get bro. Do you learn your lesson?
Maybe FaceTime game. No phone calls don't go through anymore. It's a new iOS bro FaceTime again
Honestly, I'd say her a band gang that should have get a notification. I promise you bro. You're sitting there a fan. No, not me
I mean
Oh
Yeah, I'm on stream right now
What you on why you ain't answered the last 15 times
I'm safe but I'm not dead.
It's 6.35.
It's so heavy.
It's 6.35, though.
It's 6.35.
How long have you been sleeping?
How long have you been sleeping?
Now you acting like you don't know how to speak English.
How long have you been sleeping?
I'm not hearing these streets man so you start actin right?
Don't, don't say that.
I am bro, why not answer unless your lean is full?
Bro, I called you six times.
Six times?
I need to do it.
That's all you did bro, you got it.
Let me sit a bit.
Let me sit a bit.
What's wrong? Should I sleep it?
You're not in there with Shana. You're in there with Shana.
That's crazy. So both of y'all just automatically, just in sync.
Twins just sleep together. Just, oh, let's, y'all just power off at the same time.
What are you going to breakfast with?
Damn niggas.
Shut up.
I told you this ain't no.
I did it. I want to get it with you. That's pretty nice.
What's going on love?
You calling her love? Yeah.
You are the illusion.
Game. She been asleep for 16 hours. Maybe she was sleeping again.
Oh, nice. Tell her screen share.
Screen share what? Screen share screen. For what? Wait.
That's so the truth, man.
Seriously.
Why are you making me?
Screen share your screen.
Why?
What the fuck does that do?
I don't know.
He was going to get to the bottom.
Maybe she was fucking with Chanel or something.
What the fuck?
I mean, you're so good.
Wait, wait, wait.
What does share your screen mean?
It shows the-
I know, but what the fuck?
What does that mean?
She ain't taking no pictures once you've got lunch.
Um...
W L.F.E. Trey.
You fucking weirdo ass nigga, how the fuck you know that shit?
Huh?
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
You even take pictures of breakfast or not like that?
I didn't talk much about it, I swear.
I didn't swipe, not my swipe.
My bill was a 1% I swear.
I didn't talk much about it, I swear.
Hey bro, I'm not gonna keep talking about it, you know.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I didn't want to.
Snake, you're found about this.
Huh?
I'm awesome, Snake.
Nah, but you saw that with some niggas.
It's all good.
You eat them toasts.
Snake, stand there.
You never show them this, man.
That's a nigga on pajamas, bruh.
It's cool, bruh.
It's cool. It's cool.
Enjoy your night.
So you got the ox you got a run a playlist on this shit
I'm not gonna lie
She called me back
I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna answer
Okay
I appreciate you know
I appreciate you
I don't know
I'm out here finding real love
Hey, let me connect sir
Hey look
Man, hey see I ain't no hater
I had a nigger but seein' in there
Seein' in there get dead
It should make me laugh
I'm not the only nigger taking ass
You're my dog though
Hey look, you're my dog
Such a liar
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna connect
What's the cause sir, oh don't drink too much now game
Come on, bro. We still got a fine scene again. Don't forget what we here to do
We still got a fine scene a brain. I'm trying to find a new bitch, bro. What I'm outside nigga
I'm outside
Yo, nigga, you just got your heart breaking, gang. That's who fuck no more
That's like a that's like a 20-second turn around game. You don't want to like figure out your feelings
So I mean shit I was gonna play like my sad music. Yeah, we good sir. We can go
I'm back in the block, let me sit up, that next thick hole right now!
Sit the next thickest hole right now, bro!
What the hell are you doing?
We don't need 224 to say!
You said 9 hours, crazy!
Yeah, you might got a hold back a little bit.
Yeah, let me get a sag in the chat, man.
This shit crazy for like, what?
Hell, let me take one with you, buddy.
What the hell, bro?
Hey, cheers!
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Come on, let's turn on that sexy come on come on
What we looking for is let it
I'm lookin' for the moon
You are the hope
Fuck is you doing bouncing ass on the chair?
You just bounced ass on the chair. I just told you you did just bounce ass on the chair
Sorry, she chagged me, bro
So now you going gay? I mean if that's you
Fuck wrong with you gay. I just sex you red do something. You just twerked. I didn't twerk
Huh, bro, I but stop playing bros one of my niggas
I
Know you're gonna find out about him soon, you know
You're gonna you're gonna do well on there, too
You going on there too
You throw me the way you're throwing that shit. You look like you look like prom Nikki on that
You have a gay DMs never
You want to know a story though?
Right no story my name is one time game movie regular day
I get in the Twitter DMs. Yeah, let me see if we got any business inquiries. I wasn't trying to partake of this business
but it's certain
From a person
Please, then they ass how long did they keep us?
No.
No.
No?
It was a transgender woman.
I turned the transgender to a woman.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's just.
What happened?
What's she say?
I'm trying to make a movie with you.
You lying.
I'm dead ass.
I'm trying to make a movie with you.
You sound excited.
Why are you stretching?
No, I'm saying.
What the fuck?
Yo, watch this nigga boy.
No.
Yo, gang, I just left it there.
That's not my vibe.
That's not why you didn't open it.
You didn't open it?
No, I didn't open it.
Say, what movie would you like to say you?
No, hell no, hell no, hell no.
I love Theoretical.
Damn, I told you all about this story too.
I just left it there.
I was like, what about my thing?
That's not a story, nigga.
The story means the beginning, middle, and end.
You're not telling us the middle end that you want.
Because that middle and end, you don't want to tell us.
It's a beginning and then an end.
There is no expository action, nigga.
That should just happen in the way.
Nah, you wouldn't say story, bro.
Yo bro, something happened bro, something happened bro, you don't want to tell it.
I'ma tell y'all right now, niggas be acting hella different when off camera and shit like
that.
I'm telling you, you never know.
You never know.
What?
You never know.
Hold on, what you want, gang?
What you mean?
If you turn it off camera, what you doing off camera, gang?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I haven't turned it off camera, too.
But I'm the same person.
You different, bro.
I know.
Alright, keep it a boat.
A billion dollars you're sucking the dick.
billion dollars no a billion no that's that's selling your soul shit bro but no
but no okay okay we came from a north pole of this nigga they ain't doing that
we're real confident a billion dollars right you're in a movie right number one
movie though yeah yeah yeah that's actually like that like a dream is no
my dream really more than a little bit of music right yeah I bet scenario I'm
Don't bring up Jay-Z you're doing it again. No billion dollars, right?
You know you they talk about all you got the song credits you made the beat you even got a verse on that bitch, right?
They should be the label like we shoot the music video
Right, so billion dollars and we give you a billion dollars. You'll be the hottest music artist in the world, right?
But you got a peck of nigga like kids like peck
You're doing it. Well, what's the Mario's this one life? Have you lived the shape of all saying I'm saying though
I'm saying like I'm talking about none of them like make out but I'm talking about pink like but you like
More realistic fuck picking a nigga
You gotta wear a dress
For what though that you gotta wear a dress in a wig
Like they pay me like you know we think one bill. Yeah, like yeah, like the record labels like yo
We got this fire-ass idea Maxwell. We want you to do like
You're you're pulling up and you're pulling up to yourself
But you're the girl you're the girl and the guy so you're meeting yourself
You're on a date with yourself, and we think this would be a lot of areas
Yeah, you don't have to say no more. I'll do it again ballerina spending that bitch
We're doing all these niggas on me
Fuck
Fucking that on me a billion dollars to wear a dress nigga. I'll be the fliest nigga
You're wearing a wig though too. No way. Why don't we know I'm no you're the girl
No, no
You talking about like my dear no
I got a hop on that chicks brawn dressy fuck. No fuck on her fuck on her fuck on her nigga
Fuck otters stop playing like white chicks though. Wait. Hold on. I'm not throwing a dress on swaggy dress though for a bill
No, I'm talking about that.
You're not throwing it.
Hello, kitty emotes on it.
Oh, hell no.
What you doing for a bill, nigga?
I'm sucking it.
Wow.
No hesitation.
All right, so look up.
I got families to feed, nigga.
Why?
I don't think about myself at all.
I think about my family, nigga.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, gang.
I think about my family.
You got families to feed, and you
eating another nigga family, gang.
Think about that.
I'm just saying.
How does that make you feel?
I got to make sure my family's good,
and my family's family's a billion dollars.
I'll be good for generations, bro.
I don't, I don't give a fuck.
I never got to talk to that nigga ever again.
Straight.
So you, so you gonna be a nigga one night stand for a bill.
Fuck it.
Man, I'm gonna be straight.
Nigga, you gonna see me moving different nigga.
I'm gonna take a jet to this nigga crib
and I live 30 minutes away.
You gonna be like, how the fuck you get this money?
Come on, they money.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Stop playing nigga, you gonna see me walking different.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm walking different for sure.
No, you going to get it.
I didn't say I'm taking it, nigga.
I said, I suck it.
So ten bill ten bill ten bill for that taking it now. I can't I got a little bud. I can't
So hold on my nigga if you got a big boy you doing it you see what you're saying though
I can't take that you're cooking the brain billion oh
Well, you know damn well, I'm not taking
No, no, I'm not taking a dick what the fuck that's crazy. That's some gay shit
That's some gay shit nigga nigga nigga eat ass nigga
Max will eat some pussy eat some ass and shit, but for free eat it look a tool a tool
A dirty bit a tool
So you would rather you were for one bill you would rather your privacy be
Suckin' dick is not gay, tinkin' dick is gay.
Tell me.
Yo, gang, the only nigga that would say some shit like that
is a nigga who liked doing that.
I ain't never suckin' dick my whole life.
It's like, say his word.
I ain't never suckin' no dick.
Say that's in the care, gang.
But if we're a billion dollars.
What?
What?
What?
What?
No.
Everybody in this, everybody in this fucking...
All right, look, I'ma ask him, all right, go on.
Dude, excuse me.
You think it's got families and shit?
Huh?
Go ahead.
You're not going to hit me.
Nah, you got a whole family and shit.
Probably shouldn't have asked me.
I mean, you got a family too.
Nah, you're right.
Excuse me?
Hello?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, sir.
OK.
That's your consent.
You, uh, keep it above.
Would you, for a billion dollars, suck a dick?
One billion dollars.
You think you're bad at motherfuckers?
Thank you.
One billion, like five seconds.
One billion dollars.
Yo, hey yo.
Yes, sir.
I'm sure of it.
Ah, I told you.
That's what I said.
Save me up.
What?
No.
He said, yeah.
He probably think you offering.
Yo, sir.
It was not.
No.
I'm sorry.
Genuinely.
He said, sir.
I apologize for this nigga.
He said, sir.
Hey.
Hey.
Wait, how far are we, sir?
We here.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit
Holy smoke
Not again, you you wanna one bro. I'm not a lot, bro
We got a lot of missions when we got find this nigga Santa to
We gotta get you some off of the gel insoles or some shit
You can't be walking like this you love fuck
But me as soon as I see you with the words like I said we gotta make some changes. He's a little yes
after that game we gotta find you your new not Mrs. Claus whatever you want
color your new your new baguette Christmas season game you just went on
sorry and I know your lover boy game we gotta get that shit right
yo we gotta get this nigga right on me y'all have no morals how how my nigga
Yo, I literally told you I wasn't doing it.
Y'all niggas would though.
Fuck.
Oh, boy, you say you a suckin' digger.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
I never said that.
No, I'm not going to lie to you.
Me, Bursley, I'm not.
And they're good.
We're in dress though to get a fuck.
All right.
Jai, I'll put with the string.
I'll put with the string.
I'm not going to lie.
One of my least favorite elves calling them,
just letting you know.
There you go.
That's it.
All right.
Yellow bra.
Oh, well, um, because of Damien, um, but, um, he told me the message to call you and tell you what's like my list, so he asked me to send you my list, oh, well, he said the hell's got it.
You're Christmas list? Yeah, my new year's.
Yo, guys, please make this nigga computer blow up real quick. Yeah, I know what to do. Please, Pammin.
No, I muted it.
Yo, Ging.
Wait, so you could have muted it this whole time.
I just lowered my volume.
Yo, bro, the only thing on your list
should be a toothbrush, cologne, some Ackspray, some soap,
and a Lufa.
And maybe some tremors, because the barbers out there
suck dick, didn't it?
No troll.
Yo, Ging, get your shit straight, bro.
I'm going to talk to you later, buddy.
Send the list over.
We'll get you right.
It's gonna be straight, bad body and bath.
You have a good night.
Oh, you too, enjoy it.
Fuck, yo.
All right, we, yo, it is busy outside.
We can hop out here, sir.
It's Saturday, that's what I'm saying.
Holy smoke, Santa's gotta be out here.
We gotta, guys, it is packed.
Holy smoke.
I'm supposed to get out right here.
I'm gonna get out there.
Just keep on going?
Yeah, up sir up sir keep going. Not a straight keep on straight
During YouTube days I just come out here and shoot public interviews that ass
That's some real niggas shit. I was doing that shit at the malls game
You know but the niggas was asking fucked up questions though
You just wanna do a game niggas on some shit like would you rather help Trump build a war fuck Trump on some
Hungry back
Black skins or dark skin shoes one me they I was going up the girls a
Would you rather get 20 push-ups or give me a snapchat?
You said bitch knock off 50 push-ups
One of them weird niggas, kiss or grab ass.
No, no, no.
Kiss or grab, fuck the weird ass.
Kiss or grab, nigga, stop.
You ain't even got a,
what a mile of fuck me right now.
Fuck it.
Hold on, wait, what question?
What question was I asking, nigga?
Nigga, I used to do like,
choose between me and my brother.
Ah, nigga.
Yeah, they used to choose him every time.
Oh, no, no, no.
Ah, damn, I'm going out.
Sorry, what's y'all like?
I was, I was saying.
Wait, we can get out here, sir?
No, no, we gotta go to the end. It's right here.
All right, now walk down.
Yeah.
Do you have his number, Trey?
It is not.
Can I have your number, sir, so we can call you?
I mean, I think it's laughing too hard for being 5-4.
I think it's laughing too hard for being 5-4.
I think it's saying you need to go and say grab her.
Grab her, grab her.
You're fucking out of the country.
You're fucking out of the country.
No choice.
Hey, what's it about me, bro?
I ain't never do no grab or grab.
Stop playing.
Kiss or grab.
I never did no kiss a grab all my soul. I never did
I'm gonna have some frigging shit, but a kisser grab bro. I mean a grabber grab
Not every grabber
Give a bitch no, no
As soon as you ask the question you get your ass
Push ups or snap is crazy. I came up with out the dome
Now you know what's the fucking exact that switch and phone shit. That's not be doing
We gotta find CNN though bro, they selling mad shit out here.
Okay so we gonna go to the end of that hop-off.
We gonna take it right right here.
Alright, back.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
CMB, let's go!
Nah guys, y'all know how we got Hollywood Bull...
Oh right here, right here is good.
Y'all know how we got Hollywood Bull of our another day guys, it is busting
today.
Like, all we do with the tics, type 1 if we're good, 2 if we're ass.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Little ass but little ass, but you said I got love but yes, I just saw a girl that's crazy. Love is but it's crazy
You must be.
Fuck, nigga!
This guy right here, that guy right there.
Have you seen him?
Santa, fat guy, white guy.
Huh?
Santa?
No?
Thank you.
Gracias, gracias.
Donato, donato.
Donato.
And nigga, you just said thank you for her.
I mean, you're welcome for her.
Man, this nigga!
All sorts of colors in there!
Man, it's always the short niggas, champ, am I right?
Oh, shit, this nigga might not...
Hey, yo, how you doing? I saw you before.
You see the nigga?
Nah, I haven't saw that nigga, no.
He ain't seen Santa?
Nah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'll pull with your shoes, though.
But I'm looking for the dope pole.
No, no, no, no.
Man, wait, what's your name?
I'm happy because I'm never happy.
Happy because you're never happy?
Always horrible.
I'm more grumpy than ever.
Word?
I saw that girl that in the video back at uh, wasn't at the gross.
Huh?
Oh, I know what he's talking about.
I'm sorry, the next time model.
I'm sorry, have you seen his bitch?
Nah, he ain't either.
He ain't seen her either.
Damn.
They're all guys.
Come on, nice to see you guys.
Nice to see you, bro. It was good.
Yeah, I saw it.
You see him standing?
No.
He's standing.
Got it? Hey, nice to meet you all.
Of course.
Thank you.
You know he's standing.
Right here, like this.
Here.
He's laughing at our eyes, bro.
Yeah, bro, come on.
Got it.
We're gonna appreciate you.
We're gonna go.
You don't know where he's at, bro.
All right, come on, let's keep going.
Come on.
Y'all see Santa?
No.
Where he at?
We're looking right now, bro.
Rose always loud in the public.
Oh!
Damn.
Damn, damn.
Just take that out.
Just take that out.
Just take that out.
Just take that out.
Just take that out.
Yeah, come on, brother.
Keep going, buddy.
We can't win them all, bro.
We can't win them all, bro.
How do y'all see this?
I'll see you Santa.
Ha ha ha!
Ha!
Oh!
Dear G!
All races, all sizes, all heights, it don't matter when you a loser, you gon' keep losing.
Merry fucking Christmas!
If anybody sees Santa, let us know!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, they got a tree in it big.
I'll see you Santa!
I'll see you Santa!
You are scaring the public!
You're scaring the public!
You're scaring the public!
Santa!
Santa!
It's an elf!
It's an elf!
How about this thing up here?
Hot tank!
Hot tank!
What was that?
You know what's good about?
I'm not that someone scared of that.
Uh, girls like, girls like, uh, that's like,
something on that side.
People are singing, but it's like a little, like, lullaby.
Quick, fast!
Right there, he'll keep blowing me now.
Yeah, hell yeah, you did it!
Yo, get what you have, I'll give you the ice-cream game.
I'm not a son of a... I'm not nervous or shit.
Ah, no!
I'm nervous, baby.
Oh, bro, bro, bro, what do you think you're saying?
Bro, you can't be selling the ice, those guys.
Do the fucking...
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, no.
I had the shush on me.
I
You ain't the wrong-
Fuck it!
That ain't the wrong-
Fuck it!
We're not showing here!
You're black!
And you fucking can't see!
You're a fucking-
This red-riding-
What the fuck are you?
You're a fucking-
You're a fucking Cindy Lou!
What the fuck are you?
What are you doing?
What are you-
Cindy!
You miss clothes?
Cindy Lou?
Yeah, I got-
What the hell are you doing?
What the fuck?
What do you mean? I'm spreading tear. I'm spreading joy. So all the little kids. Hey look, I don't stand a like it's cookies but not that much.
Hey look kids, where are my cookies at?
What the fuck, where's my cookies at?
Where is my cookie at? Where is my cookie at, huh? Huh? Where's my monkey cookies? What have y'all been doing?
What have y'all been doing?
What?
Stay to the camera.
Alright man.
Now pipe down.
What have y'all been doing?
You been looking for me?
I'm not going out.
We gotta keep looking.
It's nothing about it.
Alright.
I am standing.
I'm the only standing here.
What are you doing here?
That ass.
What are you doing though?
Christopher Strainley.
I ain't sure if fucking...
Alright, so stay for us.
Come on.
Alright.
Alright.
I don't speak any English.
Well, you speak Spanish?
Well, come on, let's sing.
Wait, they got this one.
Yeah, we can play it out early.
What the fuck?
I'm just trying to sing the first song.
Alright.
Do you remember how they should go?
Yes, come on.
Alright.
I'm just trapping through the snow.
Let me push you.
Alright.
I'm just trapping through the snow.
What the fuck was that yeah, I suppose that was the bullshit give me your show
Oh, really?
What the hell is this?
Oh my mama!
Who's sorting for us?
Tell him!
Tell him!
I'm not on my mama!
You know that's my source!
You can't see that.
You can't see that.
How do you see that?
I'm holding you.
I'm holding you.
I'm holding you.
He's in the hell, man.
You know what?
Go ahead, go.
I'm not going to hold you back.
Go.
I'm holding you back.
I'm not gonna hold you back though.
Hey, you better hold me.
Someone was not holding you back for a while.
I know.
Hey, beat it. They're gonna fuck around you, baby.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, that's not standing. You got the sides, though.
I know.
No!
What is this car so?
Fuck!
You're a bitch!
I'm not gonna...
How he doing?
You know Santa?
Oh yeah, I'm looking for his ass.
So there's some big ass Santa over there.
Oh yeah, go find his ass.
I'm going to go get his ass.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you some pictures of you later.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to see y'all.
Hey, shut up, nigga.
Damn.
I'm trying to find Alfie Frost, a wife gang, but he's not locked in.
Hey, I see Santa.
Yo, yo, gang.
Cookies.
He said you heard him, the cookies.
That ain't asking for cookies.
I don't have those.
That ain't asking for cookies, I don't have those.
One thing we can do is beat him in a race though.
Hold on, we got Elfie Frost!
Here we go again!
Jelly, you left the link in my heart!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm on that, I'm on that.
You good?
Get the picture.
Get the picture.
Bro, where did Elfie Frost go?
It's good.
Got it?
Got it?
I'm going to hold.
I'm going to set the ladder.
I thought we lost.
Just insane.
Get the cookies there.
The cookies there.
Take his ass.
Go ahead, I'm taking it.
Get the woman, take his ass.
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
You know what?
Should we eat him?
No.
You eat him.
You got more meat.
Let's get him.
Let's get him.
Let's get him.
Let's get him.
Hey!
No, God!
Come on, stop!
You can't kill them!
No!
Oh, my God!
He put him in!
Let's get one of them, buddy.
Cities!
Max!
No, man!
They come back!
Let's go!
Max!
Max!
Max, well done!
Max, well done!
Oh, my God!
Motherfuck, would you do that?
You fuckin' put teeth in!
He was here!
I got so number again, you know, we hold me games always like that. You know, she's straight game
I'm not going to lie guys, that nigga's asking for cookies, it's always a bad game, run away.
I just ordered some, do I?
No!
Damn, gang, he got some ass out of the bag!
Yo!
You don't know they don't got it, you don't know what's there, you're gonna have to move it.
Damn!
Yo, what happened there?
What's up, buddy?
I got you, buddy.
So, IG Live is lit!
Got you.
What?
You got Apple Pay?
I'm sorry my friends broke me. I got Apple Pay.
You know Apple Pay?
I'm not allowed to fuck you.
I don't have cash.
You're not getting no water.
Ah!
You motherfuckin' dog!
I don't know why she's since 2020.
We relayed 5 minutes.
Now 5 minutes is shorter.
When do you do 1 break? When do you get to do the 20?
You get to 20, what?
Hold on, you should go on a 1.
No, you reject the speed!
The shade!
I thought you were dead.
Fuck this!
You're really dead, look at her.
Yo!
This is good. Platt Lloyd Mags on Platt for a follow-up.
He can get some promo under his leg.
Not me!
I'm not gonna get the feature.
Ha ha ha!
We got a hot chat. I'm not alive.
I'm stucked off. She just asked for a feature, nigga.
Fuck, she's on the phone!
She just asked for a feature, nigga!
Yo, child, what the fuck?
Yo! Her ads asked for a feature.
Nigga said it's that David.
Where did you see David?
Bro, what is that talking about, yo?
Bro, I think you can cut me.
Bro, we gotta find Sandra, bro.
I'm not even trolling this bitch.
If you want to go to your business.
Hey, Merry Christmas, buddy.
Come on, fuck it. No, what you smuggin' on?
There you go.
There you go. There you go. There you go.
Damn, got that bitch in the door, Paul.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
I don't know how to get it.
You deal the rest. I got you.
Oh, no. Oh, no. I got you. I got you.
Oh, no. No, no.
I
Yeah, make sure y'all fuck with me, J-Dringy.
You feel me? You feel me?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why you had it there?
I
Like T-Max
Wait, I thought they was married
You still stand on your own, bitch.
I am.
I said.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't go on and tell me that it's yourself.
Woo!
Sniper, yeah!
Sniper, yeah!
Man, run like you're hell is there, like, ten of you going on.
Man, it's still like a fever dream, Chad.
Well, have a good day.
Hey, thank you, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, no cat-chat.
Y'all saw the mom rollin', not the mom.
The daughter rollin' the scooter. I'm not gonna lie.
She was pressuring on cats.
You know you a gang? I fucked you gang?
I fucked with, uh, I fucked with Wolf of Wall Street.
How did you do that? That's my shit.
That ass, you knew he had a big one.
Hey, look, buddy. Hey, stay up!
Stay up!
What the fuck am I like?
Twins, I come on!
What is that?
Nameless and sweetie? Yeah, I'm a dorsodair, it's lit.
Okay?
Let's see if you can get it.
I think it's a little like Mr. Beast.
I think it's a little like Mr. Beast.
We got it.
We got it.
Packed.
Everyone's out of school.
It is packed.
It's packed, man.
Hot as fuck.
Fuck.
Now, we dead.
Why y'all saying our fit is ass, gang?
At the end of the day, my nigga?
Bro, that's how we can.
We stuntin' our niggas.
We shittin' all y'all niggas.
We poopin' all y'all niggas.
Y'all can't fuck with us.
What fit do you have on?
That's just ass, man.
Come on, stop playin'.
What's up man?
This is our fat ass, bro.
This shit real drip nigga.
Fuck warrants nigga.
I got cheese on your shoes.
Chill.
You guys don't work loose to your shoes.
I can stay clean nigga.
Jeans, cloutines, nigga.
I never stop niggas.
I'll never flip flop.
Niggas like I'm side nigga.
I ain't never lie.
You can't be the best nigga if you tried nigga.
You been breathing Dr. Seuss?
It's you nigga.
You was odd nigga.
You ain't no cubs nigga.
Yeah, talk to me like little baby.
I'm the loose ones nigga.
Before then she said bitch. She said can you give me a little and I said baby?
I'm no sin. I don't give a fuck bitch. I eat you for breakfast lunch and then no
Max yelling in my face that nigga need a man
Nigga
I'm gonna come back on the other side.
We're not looking hard enough.
We're taking bigs.
You eat fire with every Latino girl you see.
Yeah, come on, bro.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yo, stand up, yo, stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up.
This is my little cousin.
He needs some shoes.
You see, he got some balls in the foot.
You look like a fool in the band, keep him up.
Why are you asking me to fool the band?
You're a fool in the band, you're a fool in the band.
This nigga's asking niggas who look better out of all the girls in that store you ask
the nigga
No, we don't have to pass the fact that there's a name game you know they're coming they're
coming they're coming
Not a reason people hate my kind two niggas having fun and we the reason niggas hate
your kind
Oh my god!
Woo!
Woo!
Hold on, G!
We got your motherfucker on the scale!
Stop playing!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
How about, how about, how about for the Goyar?
What's this thing?
You can't sell this.
No, I'm not.
How much for the Goyar?
What's it?
Ah, let me get a deal, G.
I gotta get a different British boy.
I'm not gonna lie, Jack.
How much is it?
Should I get a bag for Liz?
Yo, who should I get a bag for?
How much this is?
How much is this?
40.
40.
40.
You got cash out?
Whoa, sell them, sell them, sell them.
How much for all this?
I'm gonna cash out for you.
How much?
You really gonna buy it?
Yeah, they're gonna buy it.
No, I'm gonna buy it.
Look at that chicken, if you got it, they're gonna sell us down, game.
I'm gonna cash out for you.
I'm over my zelda now.
I swear to God, I had a good time.
So buying two waters is fun to go over zelda.
I'll see you buy my water because I was up for my zelda there.
How much all of this don't scam us now game don't scam us now
120 let's do how much for all these
120 dollars 100 100 as well 40 out here too
I promise you I promise you I'm sweating I promise you I swear
How much
That's like
Okay
I know, I ain't bad!
I know more space about you than you were finding.
Okay, so...
Do you know Apple Pay?
I know.
360 not bad though!
Yeah, yeah!
But we have to get this to that for some baddest feeling.
I got this for pretty good.
Oh, yeah!
We gotta go after...
After I'm gonna get up and shoot.
All right, I'll load on my bank.
I hope you do get it right.
I'm a cookie. You're sweating 35 degrees weather.
I come out the shower sweating.
I smell that. You smell nothing.
He's not your brother anymore.
I know you later, buddy.
At the North Pole.
Can we get a street pic?
Can we get a street pic of those guys?
Yeah, I know them.
What'd you say?
Buster!
Alright, thank you guys.
Nice video!
What'd you say?
That's from British Bay.
Is that my miss leaking?
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Hey, hold on, you gonna send my brand, right?
Yes!
All right, all right, all right.
Now the fuck you talking about?
Now you got scam for $130, nigga.
$80, nigga.
Fuck you talking about, nigga.
Fuck you talking about, nigga.
I'm the scam artist, nigga.
Fuck you talking about, nigga.
I've never seen any money, bitch.
Hey, nigga, bitch.
How's it going, man?
We got you, especially, man.
Hey, gang, we got him on fuck you.
I have a guest.
We got him on fuck you.
Hold on, wait.
You get a bag.
You get a bag.
I'm gonna, like, open this motherfucker.
Who want a bag? It's late!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hold on!
Oh, shit!
I put that bitch in there!
Oh, no!
Come on, come on!
Where we going?
Where do you want to go?
I think we crossed the street.
Go down.
Yeah, that's my guy.
Come on, go this way first.
Yo, why do I keep putting?
Yo, what is that mean?
Bro, come on, bro, hold on, people.
Fuck off.
I see you mean mugging us and shit.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Y'all seen Santa?
Y'all seen Santa?
Y'all seen Santa, no?
Does he turn up?
Bro, keep walking!
Sorry.
Scared of us bro. Y'all are dancing. I'm a little scared.
A little kid going like this.
I can't believe
We've been forced to love
To be like the man
Don't leave me to be like the man
Oh, oh, oh
Can't hold me home
Do you know what you need?
Some other to me
Can I get that video though?
How can I get that video though?
What video?
That video.
Oh it's Blackboard Master Shay Frost.
Hold on can I sit up?
Sure can.
Follow Blackboard Master Shay Frost on Twitch.
Merry fucking cotton.
Merry Christmas.
Damn.
Damn.
Shout out to my man, yes sir.
It's the best.
Yeah.
I gotta get a picture with you.
Can I get a picture with you?
Yeah, of course.
Merry Christmas.
I'm gonna find you Santa
Hey!
Santa Claus!
Sing the lyrics!
Sing the lyrics!
Call me, call me, call me
Call me, call me
Bitch call me
Call me, call me
Call me
Santa
Santa
Santa
W-I-G Live
I'm moving. Yo, type in my nigga chant.
I gotta chop him as slow as fuck.
W I Z Live, man.
GUNNIII!
Okay, you bad ass.
Give it a fucking bite!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
AAAAH!
Oh, no!
Oh, I just touched my lamp!
Fuck a lamp!
You just give me a fucking pump up!
You just give me a fucking pump up!
Oh my fuck, I'm gonna kill myself!
Oh my God, I might just tell my family's man,
fear me and make sure you hold him tight.
You are a black boy max.
Your shape was on platform shot of my boy IG live.
If you're on a date with somebody right now,
you too scared, you sweet, make sure you give them a good kiss.
W, W.
I'm just in your machine.
Hey, push man, stream too much music.
You're not streaming or you will bomb,
you'll bomb at me.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Woo.
Hey man, shall we outside and then hold on, wait.
We'll try and get a bag though.
So we got these bags to give away in this.
Get out here.
Ah, please.
We got bags to give away in this motherfucker.
Hey look, hey look, we ain't find Santa,
but shit we made some friends, it was good.
It was good.
It was good.
Good.
We made some friends in this bitch chat, you know?
Merry Christmas
I mean I'm not gonna send them out here, but I know for certain
I'm pretty
I'm pretty certain. Let me know if I'm tripping chat. Is there not the center not at the growth
Is that nigga not at the growth?
What's my name?
That's your pack chat. I think it's too big now. All right, come on, brother. Let's go
Oh
Walking away on my I'm aware that oh god
Come on. We ought to go to any land man. Thank you. Oh, yeah, fuck. I read it bitch
And Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
Why you gotta call me special ed though, but what's going to do as you are special ed?
How do you know that?
And you suffer from dwarfism
No, I know your classroom is free people stop playing with me. They had seven. All right
My mom's like it's short because it's a private bus
Merry Christmas
Oh, it's max. It's just a private bus, you know your special
So we're gonna put your private buses you and your friends. He's on that short bus
Oh, your friends are your friends are fucking metal rings around the fucking head and shit in wheelchairs and shit
I want me to keep the fuck
Huh the fuck yo time to keep the stack yo no bullshit. I that was on the short ass little bus
I was dead on the short ass little bus
But
This is black boy wait, we ain't never adjusted to what a fuck
And the biggest call me black boy Max. Yeah, I don't know we never said this
I
What's up, baby, what's up, baby?
Hold on, what's going on?
Show your face.
Show your-
What's up, what's up, Instagram?
Let me show you.
Hold on, baby.
You want a bag?
I got bags.
We tricking all 2026s.
I'm dead ass.
We right here with it.
Just here.
Let me see.
Wait, hold on.
Is this your girlfriend game?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Wait, what the-
This is a nigga.
I'm out.
No, we out, we out.
Bro, they keep on talking.
They keep on talking.
They keep on talking.
They keep on talking.
They keep on talking.
Well, we got we all brought a kick man with a brawl
Well, he's still he's so good
Merry Christmas
Teddy buddy, don't be fucked up, but it's the niggas standing in a white here nigga look like what's that buddy?
Yeah, of course me
cheese
Got it. Yeah, that's he W. Dassey. Hey, have a good night
Yo, somebody got to take these bags, Saturday.
You're just getting a shit out of me, game.
Fuck.
Yup, got that.
Yup, got you, game.
This punk.
Yeah, have a good night.
Let's cross and go back to the other side, type bomb.
This side?
Yup.
I know it.
If we're going to have a bro pick us up, I'm pretty sure.
Send out the crawl.
That's what he came for.
Right here.
Yup, yup.
Wait, Chet, how does Oldass know us? What the fuck?
Shit, shit with you.
Uh, nah, yeah, let's just go up a little.
Can I go lie?
Send a pic of that bag to her.
Huh?
She gonna start fucking with your ass.
I'm sorry, I'm about to give this bag to her.
Now take this shit off, though.
There you go, now.
She don't know, honey.
Let me give it to her.
Chet, Goyard?
I'm gonna shit him off.
Yo, if y'all see me, get this to somebody
and walk around with it.
Don't say anything.
thing or y'all mad fake Merry Christmas Merry Christmas me
she won't go out bad we good figure oh good buddy Merry Christmas
I
Whoa, don't slip us down game. You said that just happened three days ago, bro
No, no
You started speaking sped on the mic, honey?
You started speaking sped on the mic, but that's magic.
you want to go to the middle of this thing nigga nigga started drooling on the
mic why did you do that nigga went I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say
that y'all know what I'm about to say holy shit you know we ain't did nothing
productive we just tricked on bitches yeah bro just now the middle of the
street right over here I got you game
How about we crayon ears? Why is y'all seeing that?
We're crayon ears.
Got it.
Cheese.
Let's suck. Let's suck.
Good. Chilling. Chilling.
We're doing a TMZ tour.
What?
Nice to see you.
So y'all going around right now?
Yeah.
It's my boy Deshaix.
Deshaix!
How you doing?
Hey, I didn't even see you there.
How you doing?
Y'all should come to the TMZ Tour.
So
All right, thank you. Thank you. W. D. J. Skye.
W. D. J. Skye. What's good, again? What's good, again?
W. Oh, wait. Boom!
Oh, my boy. Okay, good job. Stop playing.
All right, bet I'm on it, guys. Thank you.
All right. What y'all mean we finna get soon?
Soon as I talk.
What's up, buddy?
Ready?
Ready?
It's good.
Get on the bus.
I don't think you know that's not going to happen.
It's good, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, my God!
Stop!
You!
Refund away!
Stand up!
I mean, nice to see you again.
What's with your head? I got full fingers.
Man, you don't have to say what those words are.
Oh my god!
Ya'll, let's hit it.
Nick and Santa got four fucking fingers, man.
Fake ass Santa.
Holy shit.
Bullshit.
And since when did Santa know how to sauce it in?
Have a good night. Have a good night.
Oh
Damn chat, I might be it might be at home for the corn or hey
Not that you call
Nicole Nicole Jorge his name is that I was Jorge check don't even play
What's the name of that shit down there?
And you go to
I don't know where that was I do sure
I'm not gonna lie, gang. No bullshit. Two fake Sanders. You still bitchless. We both
still short. We still got that Beijing. My shit fresh though. Stop playing. You've never
got Beijing? Guys, everyone's got Beijing. Literally, everything. I've never got Beijing.
Just because you grew up in Beijing. You know what I mean? I grew up with Beijing.
Yeah
Never never
News in fifth grade like yeah, just pray a little bit on top
He's I got spread a little bit on top. I got you right for second period
I look I'm a human but I used to get basic in the fifth grade on me, but I stopped
I stopped
Basinger in the morning is great. Never. I used to get pre cuts before school off of the
I'm gonna say buddy real spell
Just the other promise here
Damn, bro. I'm not allowed this nigga
What's up? My name is a barber, Jr. I'm one for two thousand twenty six
And I'm one for two thousand twenty eight
The Dodgers are playing all sports teams and I'm coming to the WWE.
Yeah, I'm coming to the WWE.
On me, yeah?
Wait, you say you won't bomb a junior?
Yes, sir.
You won't bomb a kid?
I'm not being dogged in your ass?
Here it is.
Door that's down.
I'm coming to the WWE.
Okay, actually, I'm just being in the casino.
A Hollywood Park casino called me the Panda Man.
You humble with it. I like that
Yo, they call me the KICK
FLIP 614 you better Google the replay this ain't a Ripley. This is Xbox
You be talking on this shit online, I'm like this or office pride
I'm right here on the Hollywood Boulevard
No star rock star get the calvary card through that game fuck the cops fuck the cops
I'll give fuck for your squad when the LA County jail. You're down. No faith. You already know my name
Like John's Renee fucking rare as a shit fucking killer shit all the way back to calling bond and I do this shit
That's our man president 2028
That was ass
President though president for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Got it?
Thanks.
Alright, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
He's going, he's going.
Got a new bag, a new bag in my bag.
New bag?
Where's Bayon coming for you?
Movie. Movie.
We're good
And he mashed my energy chat anyways wait where y'all see y'all y'all somebody say y'all
Go to granny
Nothing granny still out here last time we found what was her name? So what was granny name? I forget I
Don't know but yo at least
Who the fuck is Bertha?
Who said Joe Granny died?
Look at Brenda.
Is she actually her?
RIP
RIP
RIP Brenda in the chat, man.
Yo, the shade.
Hey, how many likes for a stream?
Seven one.
Seven one.
Stop.
How's it going bro?
How many likes
another stream huh how many likes for another stream I'm going all into there
six six six six
all right man all right ready
all right man I'm gonna say up there you next up damn it you next up on my
mama you next up game come on
my dog
a little shout out
holy smoke chat y'all bro everyone is hitting the bomb method that make a
Oh shit you make a scream of my name scream by dropouts like yo no cap my
Santa Bobi got a bag yeah bro we didn't got to do no one oh my gosh we got to get
on that bus. Oh my god.
He said he's gonna be there in a few minutes it's been four minutes he's not
here this big is trying to get us. Where is he at? Well up there.
Yeah, right here.
I
Think said both of y'all was looking at nobody talking about L.A. It's a crazy place guys. There's no simulation like L.A.
At all
Oh
Yo, where this thing this up?
Hold on we NPCs. Oh y'all say L.A.
Not a lot. I'm seeing some straight
persuasions like
You called you want my jacket baby, oh
Not like that game stop
It's good buddy, you need a leak period brah. Oh, it's cold brah. W holiday
But I'm about to get her as a back. She will take this
Double up
Cheese
Send on three one two three Santa
Hey love, right? Stay safe
Fuck anyways, you're you ready?
Good buddy
Buddy
Wait, where y'all from?
Huh?
No, bro.
No, bro.
You're things from London, huh?
Huh?
No, say her name, gang.
From England.
Oh, Renee!
Renee.
Renee!
I've seen her all night.
You seen her?
Tell me the contracts.
Keep it above.
Huh?
Keep it above.
Y'all talk to her?
Nah, nah, nah.
Do you fuck anybody in the UK?
I don't know.
They don't?
Y'all let me know, bro.
I don't know.
Why?
They just didn't like it.
They got it told at the first door.
What's her nobody?
I don't know, bro.
Alright, just let me know, bro.
Too much?
Let you know who let you know okay
One word man to fucking cheese me dog
Let me shout out no wait hold on y'all pulled up and stop to get up. Yeah
This is the best boyfriend ever
Oh
She likes him
She don't like me, that's your boyfriend?
Yeah.
Come on dawg, you fucking tease me dawg!
Yeah, take the blame.
I could be out there with him.
Oh shit yeah, come on.
Listen, I appreciate this man, my girl, I just broke all my girls cause she didn't want to tell me her past, right?
So, how long y'all been together?
Almost a year on that.
Word? Do y'all love each other?
Like y'all really do y'all lock?
a lot really if y'all like this what phones
what phones what phones right now I got 60 seconds come on
I'm not going through this one
I'm not going through my but I'm not going through his
if y'all I'm just seeing the way y'all like
sitting there
you two ready
huh can we see your hidden what the hell
can we see your messages
I
Think for the picture
I eat you
Could be me
I'm not gonna lie
I mean shit, bro
Messy world game messy world makes you like messy people messy dwarfs right here for me
What happened bro? Yo, Sarah, can we go to the Grove? I think Santa over there.
Yep. Yep. I think Santa over there.
What's up? I just wanted to say what's up.
What's up, Guggie?
I'm a shimmer on the purple lap.
I could ball you up black.
Huh?
Yeah, I could ball you up black.
You could what?
I could ball you up. I could beat you in basketball, bro.
That's tough, gang.
Yeah, it is tough.
What's up, Twitch? That's our shout out.
Thank you, bro. I see what you do. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you
I would be a good night game. Love me
Why the fuck did you roll the window down?
Because I'm a real nigga. You scary as bitch. You a bitch ass. I'm ready for shit. I'm ready for shit
I'm a fake nigga just did a lot of things on you. Fuck off with you. You a scary ass little bitch. Fuck off with this nigga chat
That's what I would have done, so I'm on YouTube.
That's the nigga you with?
I'm helping him.
My life is different, you can't tell?
That's the nigga you are.
Yo, check me out.
Fuck the Brainsills.
He's better than the best movie ever.
Yo, check out fun with the stream man.
Shit, y'all fuck with this shit.
Shit, bye, bro.
Be honest, bro.
Y'all should be honest, y'all.
We about to find Santa right now, though.
We don't know where Niggie's going.
We going home?
Gang, Santa's not back at the crib.
Only nigga back at the crib is a racially ambiguous
nigga named Yaya.
Who like triangles.
Don't really know what to tell you.
Not come on.
Fuck.
How does that stick to your hand, though?
Oh my, huh?
Hmm?
Word?
Odie?
Yeah, like I'm gonna start to take,
I'm telling you, like I'm gonna start going crazy.
What is going crazy in what way?
I
So now see you touch a subject first.
No, no, no, I'm gonna talk.
You, you sure I'll talk about a second day for a man.
And you got him in on the deal.
Yes.
I'm not gonna shit out the mud though.
Yup. Hey, listen though.
So my first year streaming boom, I average like, hmm,
how much first year streaming average like 70 viewers next
year, like 1,000, 2022, 2023, I think like,
like 2, 3,000, like 4,000, 20, 24, like 14,000.
That's what you suck that dick, you suck that dick in 2024
The only thing I didn't in 2024 was during Faze
No
If you think that's a sucking dick, I guess
No, you suck that dick
Nope
You just suck that dick
I'm trying to give you that 14,000
No, stop
I ain't suck that dick yet
I'm saying he suck that dick
No, stop, please
I'm still coming up, I'm still coming up
I'm still coming up
Yo, game, look, bro
You heard about that
2026, the average is fucking 10,000
And what you gonna do to get that 10,000?
I
20,000 just know I did it. I'm not gonna say nothing if I get 20 if I'm averaging 20,000 is not big a
Fucking yo
Yo
Hey, tell it bro. Hey for me. There's legit ways to get this. Don't sell your soul
You don't need to suck in me for a billion. What is selling soul?
What you think son of your source?
End of the year game needs to be trying to party with the late this time
They're gonna take my credit away from me
Hold on game you get steak deals all type of shit you in a mansion now Capaholic mansion you got a
How you gonna pull up?
To the capitol?
Yes!
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta meet British Bay!
Okay, she's not here.
She's still here.
Alright, I wanna meet her, I'm not allowed actually.
Not bad.
Like, I dad want to meet her though.
We're actually going through problems and stuff.
You should actually be on to a therapy session.
You should, you should, that has to be our therapist.
Just me and her?
Don't do that.
No, no, okay, I'm, bro, I would never, I'm not even that type of nigga to be
like weird.
Why the fuck would I do a therapy with just you and her?
You fucking, light skinned, especially that ass thing?
So we could get the real way now. We are you be art and that's my wife our marriage counselor, okay?
Well, I don't know what type of woman. She is unless I have a combo with her game
Why the fuck you need a cop there mother fuck what I said, I'm gonna just get a real marriage
I mean shit if you need me don't hear it again that has no bullshit
They said they say you want to get it
No, it says I'm bullshitting you. I'm not even reading that shit. I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, look! Yo, it's lit!
Nah, y'all gotta make sure it goes forward with my boy to show you.
Oh my God, nigga.
Naked and wasted.
Ay, yo, bruh.
Ay, yo, yo, Santa is not at this next spot, bruh.
Ooh, hold on, you turn this on, sir?
Who did this shit?
Okay.
Oh, see that me?
I'll be like 15 away. Yeah
Fuck bruh wait they said pull up to her house. You're not crazy. You're not crazy
You bought her a whole bag ain't pull up to her soda bag if she got a nigga in the crib
Yeah, let me know if I'm tripping
Let me know if I'm tripping
Let me know if I'm tripping bro
See niggas not seeing be this one. I'm seeing bro
Why the fuck are we in elf costumes looking for Santa when you have twins
Yeah
Like yo niggas no thinking you sure I'm sure they they taught they taught a British thing it just go together name like
We over here we over here looking for Santa Claus and else to us man fuck
fucking bum
She's still asleep. I call it. Call it. Come on. She doesn't sleep. She said she was sleeping
In six o'clock. That's five o'clock. It's eight o'clock. That shit looked like a toy for Thanos if it was a stream
What the fuck do that mean?
Perfect, they knows.
Yeah, that's a long story.
Paul, can you turn that down some?
You're on the phone with his bag.
Oh.
Yo.
You just...
That's the air.
You're nasty.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What do you mean, mate?
What?
Are you drunk?
No, I did not drink.
We haven't been drinking.
No, I haven't taken a shower in a while.
Why?
It's how I knew you drunk, you know better.
I'm not drunk.
Listen though, listen though, where you at the crib?
Yeah, but we're going to go out.
We're going to go to the cinema.
You're not going to go to the cinema.
You're going to go to the club.
No, no, no, don't go to the club.
I got to get to you.
You're going to get here.
Yes, I got to get to you.
What is it?
I'm going to pull up and get to you.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no for I got a drop on
I got a drop on
poor I'm trying to pull up me can use the video.
I suck at this.
Oh, right now.
Yes.
send me the new edges I'm gonna pull up a new gift I've never seen you ever
until you go back and take it for you
no it's like the edges run away
I'm not ready right now I'm ready with 45 minutes
you don't even know where I am
I do
Here we go, here we go
Let's go
Let's go
Dang, you the fucking music
Niggie Chester, she getting dickbotted
Niggie named Tyreek
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie, there ain't no bullshit
I've never seen- yeah, throw that shit out the window
Be real
At this point, gang, it's like
Who do you even get that motherfucking to?
What? Maybe her twin
make switch it up mix it up cuz gay it's like yo bro at a certain point my
naked you a grown-ass man so it's gonna be time to settle down she played with
your time game holy shit can you turn that light off bro I'm not gonna like it
how does she turn down a Louis B bag fresh out Louis B and why wasn't she
showing her face in the FaceTime.
You gotta peep the little shit.
And why was there another voice in the back laughing?
Two octaves deeper.
That's not her twin nigga.
You calling back?
Ah, this nigga's a fuck nigga.
He's a fuck nigga.
Bro, why the fuck are you acting so weird?
And why are you not showing your face and shit?
Nah, my man just told me you cheating on me,
and there's a nigga in the background and shit.
And that she's not trying to see the hook.
Nah, nah, bro, you want some shit, bro?
That was crazy.
What the fuck?
Why they covering their face, bro?
What the hell you doing in the connex right now?
What are you talking about?
Bro, look, look, bro.
It's you.
That's you.
Hold on.
Tell her you witcher, bros.
We got bags for all of them.
No, I'm with my bros.
You embarrassing me right now.
the shit's a fuckin' lame ass shit.
You're fuckin' cheesin' me, dawg.
Like, goddamn.
Like, shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
Shit.
I'm over here running around in a fuckin' elf costume,
tryin' to fuckin' please you and get you a fuckin' bag,
even though I fuckin' argued shit.
And you're over here fuckin' making me irritated,
like, goddamn, first you don't wanna tell me
what the fuck you be doin' and shit like that now.
You don't want to fucking take the gift I got for you?
Like shit, huh?
Then send me the address.
I can't you.
Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm just a drop around.
Now I'm going to the club.
I don't go for it.
I'm going to the club to get drunk
and I'm fucking a fat bitch.
Nah, for real.
I'm telling you, no, I'm pissing you off.
I'm not gonna give a shit.
You gonna be here and shit embarrassing me?
I'm trying to, I'm trying to vibe with you.
I'm not being drunk.
You are.
Yes you are.
Oh, bro.
Say you wet your bro's and we got bags for everybody.
We got bags for everybody.
Listen, I'm with my bro's.
We got bags for everybody.
Everybody's getting the bag.
Thank you, dad.
Yes, we do.
We got gifts.
We got bad things for everybody.
We got a gift for everybody in the crib.
Let me keep it a buzz let me keep it a buck listen we're on stream we got no more segments
so we're relying on it so like I'm gonna just keep it a buck with you look keep it
a bucket you don't fall through for me right now it's over we're out to end this bitch
I'm tight right now we got no more segments you ran up and down Hollywood Boulevard for
hour it's over with we're chasing a nigga that don't even fucking exist alright
so I'm not trying I'm just giving her a buck with you I'm giving her a buck with you
You're gonna say the stream so I need that address the next five minutes
Desperate pony. What are you doing?
It's no no, it's never desperate if that's your girl so the bags
Yeah, that's definitely not so bitch we know that
That's not a saying that now they say not my girl this shit, bro
That's not your girl, but look at acting she probably cheating and they probably right
No
Fucking bag
You have me tricking in a soda bag.
Oh, my gosh.
Schoolgirl, schoolgirl, you're a hard of shit.
Chats.
Chats.
You asking Chats if you should fully trick?
You already bought the bag.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sorry I'm not a chat.
Listen to me.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm sorry.
You saying yes, nigga?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Hi, hi, hi.
I
Need to want to like the bag now you won't really get your own back
I think I just tagged this shit as it's banished game.
Alright, bro. I was about to show you like a early Christmas game.
I went to the mall, okay.
I went to the mall, and they all dropped me.
Look at, I went to Rodeo and Rodeo dropped me.
Yes
Yes, I
Was gonna bring it to you to your crib. It was a message in the fucking in the arm
I put a lot of letters in the shit. It's a Christmas gift. It's a Christmas present
But you over here
Nick I was gonna go I was gonna wrap it in everything
I put a message in the fucking bag for you so you read out loud
So we've been arguing a shit, but you over here being weird and now it's like real fun extreme
I know but now it's weird
because bro like that I know but it's like bro we could have just pulled up
and just gave it and you could have read it and all this shit but now it's like
we're bros like they say you know my girl I see all your girl don't even
let you couldn't be me oh I should not
short face
You begging the trick I've never heard of that why should you have to beg to trick
You're begging her to take granted them off with a fake dog
But like he like it's like yo you're begging the trick that should never have to happen. Yeah
So if I want fuck her turn is that weird cuz she look like you'll be so that mean I want so now
But at one point I just know like that you think my bitch bad
Bobby is it is a different person that you try to date them both?
No
I just wanted for the one that I
Just thought we're being ever mistaken it's a
Hey, bro, and pictures. Yes hard, but real life
Hell yeah, bro, she just ruined this she was not that ass shall we on the next location money
P.D. Dom's nigga in my chat he said I'm blowing her back out right now gang she
saved for me that nigga is like that nigga is like that game I'm not no
where P.D. Dom's you never heard that now he on a twitch chat world tour right
now he ain't hit your chat yet yo P.D. stop at this shit game
stop at this shit P.D. Dom's you never heard of the nigga
that's my dog you really going through right now I'm just fine game we
We buy me Santa niggas, we buy me Santa niggas lit, nah yeah, unemployment tour is nuts.
Two grown ass men in our 20s in the L-suit talking about seeing a fictional man that does
niggas.
For sure.
For sure.
But we knew that before.
Dappin' up homeless men and shit.
For sure.
Nah yeah, grabbing niggas mics.
Oh you also went lip to lip with them basically.
Fuckin' going up and jumping on obese men.
Fat niggas torqued on you and shit.
That's kind of weird.
They just keep on seeing us.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully.
Nah, I hope they see you get torqued on by a fat nigga.
This shit is like crazy.
Mind you, he's further than OB.
Shout out my name.
Your name is Biscayne, but it's a certain point game.
How do you get that name?
What the fuck is Biscayne?
Why do you know everybody in the fucking Hollywood Boulevard?
I'm not homeless, nigga, sometimes.
I mean, they not homeless though.
I surprised my cousin with 23 fat niggas for his birthday.
Oh, was he?
23?
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
How old are you?
24.
Man, it seemed as time, it's that time, sir.
Yeah.
For sure, man, though.
For sure, man.
That's at 25, like, you're a young inferno.
I can't handle what you're doing.
Wait, what?
That's what you're trying to do.
Yeah, I'm like, also, every time you age, I age, man.
Yo, Nora, get out my chat until you brush your teeth, bro.
Until you brush...
Yo, we definitely got to sanitize our hands, by the way.
Yeah.
Like, I feel dirty as fuck.
Yeah.
I'm taking a shower.
For sure.
Yeah, like immediately
Yo, this nigga just touched my lip yo chat fuck wrong with his nigga y'all
Yo
Hey
Wait, oh, why are you proud of that?
But oh
No, they didn't see it. Did y'all see a chance or no?
Oh shit, wait, what's blocked off so we can't go in so we got to get out right here. Oh shit
Shit right. All right. Come on. Let go
You ready
Yo gang, I'm not a lot bro. They should get DBS. We probably have five minutes here
We have to go straight to Santa.
Come on.
Alright, come on.
That's how you get dibbious.
Game.
Them niggas don't play.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Film in here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah, no weird shagging his bags smell like sea oysters.
Sea oysters.
Yeah, sea oysters.
this is the nasty shit of all time. Let's go. Let's make this fast. I'm trying to
give away this bag chest. Somebody do the other shit. This is disgusting. Come on.
Yeah, take that light off real quick. You know what time it is.
Call me collected. Call me collected. Call me collected. Yeah, of course. Of course.
What's up?
Can we say hi?
Yeah, it's right there.
Hey guys!
Hey!
What line is this?
We're like, you know, we're not in line.
Should we do a challenge?
Okay, what's the challenge?
You do give us a challenge.
Like a challenge that we want to show you.
Hi, I want this Goryard bag.
Yes!
Okay, so look.
What do you really want?
Yes, for sure?
Yes.
Like for certain?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please.
Stop.
No, we want it.
Wait, where the hell did you get it?
How are you?
Yeah, how do I stop?
How are you?
We bring it back.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
We need this.
Please.
My mom's got a home with.
Wait, how do you know the meaning?
All right, look, look, look.
So what challenge should I give them?
Wait, were you at Cresty High School at one point?
Wait, what?
Cresty?
Wait, that's not high school?
No, that's not all boys school.
No, no, I'm from Jersey.
Oh.
Okay, it wasn't boys school.
I got challenges.
Okay.
That's challenges, what is 27 times 64?
Six.
27?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please.
Please.
Please.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Why do people keep hitting me with this yo speed come collect these people do you want
to bag that I'm sorry you know what I'm gonna come back y'all gonna be here next time next
time I see your eye got you huh take a flick with it okay okay with you good damn
you're going through it I go home what's Chad saying now they right here they
right here though they saying ha ha ha ha oh my gosh they are so funny oh my gosh
ha ha ha ha ha la may y'all skip cut scene ha ha ha
Yeah, it's famous.
For real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, let's do it.
I have $37 million.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Can I help you?
I was going to take this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
All right, stream pic, go stream pic.
Oh, okay.
Got it?
Woo!
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
You too.
Bye bye.
What's good about you?
Holy smokes, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Let me get a fix.
Let me get a fix.
Let me get a fix.
Come on.
Right here.
Right here.
Let me get a fix.
I got my back.
What's up, buddy?
What's up, bro?
You mind if I get a picture?
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
How long has this been?
Two years.
What's up?
Like 18?
We're coming here.
How long?
A lot.
Is that it?
Got it.
Yeah, appreciate it.
How are you thinking?
Yeah.
I got it.
Got it.
Yeah.
Oh, silly.
Yeah, come on, go on.
Holy shit.
This is like when I go to the toilet.
That's the big song.
All right, come on, shake it.
I got to get them off of the way though.
What? It's the can with the Goyard.
Oh, exactly, four yarders, right, right there's a water bottle.
Oh yeah, of course.
And I appreciate that, yeah, W.
Yeah, of course, of course.
That's what you saw, all right?
Got it, got it, that's what you saw.
I'm fine, it's in here, probably.
No, I didn't think they have a stand here.
Let's go again, yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
Not a dead stand, we just,
yo, after this we got B-lon for it, come on, hold on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, I'll take a picture.
What friend boy makes?
Yeah, what's your money?
What's your picture?
What's your money?
Got it.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
Come on.
What?
I got a fucking...
Got a little goofy right now.
Just fucking...
I don't know.
Well, it's you.
I don't know.
You're good.
Wait, no more time around.
Yeah.
Dude, I don't know.
It's all right.
You know what I'm saying? Goddamn.
You ready?
Got that big?
You know what they say, how many of you?
Yo, do I say hop in this one?
Huh?
Hop in here.
Appreciate it.
Got it?
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
Hey, let me get my coffee out of the way.
Let me get my coffee out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, hop in.
Just hop in the flake.
Got it.
Got it.
What's up?
Get your hand.
Got it.
All right.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's to meet y'all, that's to meet y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We never find the same.
That's to meet you.
Oh, all right, yo, you ready again? Come on.
Come on, move, move.
Yeah, of course, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, tell my team.
I don't want you to come out.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Thank you.
My bad.
We're both y'all.
Y'all, y'all.
Y'all, you got it?
Y'all.
Hey, sir.
Two, two, we still grinding.
Come on.
I was crazy for the first time.
We still grinding, it was good.
Alright, come on.
He down there.
He this way.
Man over man over
Hey, I peep had to say whole moon changes this nigga really in some shit with his big
He really is
He forgot he's streaming
It's not finished in jazz band gang
What you saying?
What's up buddy?
What's up man?
What's up man?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hi!
Nice to meet you.
Yeah!
What's up, buddy?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
Yeah!
Nice to meet you.
Hey, what's y'all doing?
Y'all just, y'all just...
Y'all just...
We're just looking for Santa.
We're just looking for Santa.
Are you going to sit on his lap and wait?
Uh, ay, y'all.
They're right here.
Ay.
Got it.
Nice to meet y'all.
Nice to meet y'all.
Nice to meet y'all.
Hey, y'all just saying.
Okay, let's go to that side.
Let's go to that side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want me to take it?
Got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go!
But we're never finding Santa, bro.
We're gonna sponsor him, yeah.
This is gonna be a mean deal.
This is going to be a main day.
We can make our way across here and down the road.
I said look, no.
It might get hectic.
We got it just walk.
You good, Trent?
Wait, when we find Santa, he gonna sit on his lap?
Hell yeah!
Deshae!
How you doing?
Can you take it?
Hey, watch your head for a minute.
Just stay behind.
That's mine.
That's mine?
That's mine.
That's mine.
But this would be a nice date.
I'm not gonna lie.
So call your girl, gay!
That's not my girl though, my girl.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Okay, I'll take a call.
Nice to meet y'all, nice to meet y'all.
We should go here sometime.
Why don't you ever take me out, bro?
You only call me the sheep, bro.
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm alright.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My demographic.
Damn it.
Ain't got no frost.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know the whole time.
I don't know.
There you go.
That's it.
Here we go.
Let's go.
At least someone will take the picture.
Who's going to take the picture?
Excuse me.
Can you take our picture?
Take me to there.
Take me to there.
Take me to there.
Take me to there.
I
Yeah, yeah right there
Can I get you at the Rick Ross?
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Oh my God, this is so good. See you again.
Thank you so much.
Pleasure to see you.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
I love you.
Bad and they want me. Now they all love me.
I appreciate that, buddy.
Don't do the foot one. On the photo.
That's the new song.
What's up?
What's up?
Huh?
Dairy Milk?
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Just popping up.
English? What are you saying?
Where's the nearest bathroom? I don't want here. I know I'm the hell but yo we are
What's in here now you got here
Five minutes tops
Thank you.
There's too many people to be showing right now.
Hey, that's what we're doing, huh?
Yeah, come on.
Thank you.
Got it.
I bet.
All right, hold on.
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna go.
I'm sorry.
We go, we go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We go we go we working
I come on come on fuck yo champ hold it smoke how we not this the one day it's
cuz there's too many people they're not gonna kick us out like
too many people talk about Santa's not here bro yes he is he's right here he's
right here he's right here
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I did it.
I did it.
Got it.
That's all right.
Y'all shooting right now?
Yeah, right here.
What's the stream?
What's the stream?
Huh?
Oh, can you take a picture?
Nice.
What's good, buddy?
Reminders?
Huh?
Reminders?
I don't, but what's good, right?
You been good?
Can we take another one?
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Okay.
Yeah, hold on.
We're posing for the stream pic.
Stream pic.
W.
Yeah, mind-setting.
Yeah, what's good, man?
Yeah, what's good, what's good.
Yeah, yeah, come on, let's take a quick roll.
Got it.
Thank you.
Nice to meet y'all.
Nice to meet y'all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, happy holidays, y'all.
I didn't think it was going to be like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got it.
We got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Got it.
Got it.
Love it.
Love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the shape, bro?
Got it.
All right.
Nice to meet you all.
Yep, yep, yep.
Well, that's your first show on Me Fit.
Real big.
I was looking at you.
Thank you, buddy.
Got it.
Got it
Hello, hello, got it
I come on
I forgot a VHS character
VHS?
VTuber?
VTuber
Yeah, come on, come on, come on
Got it
Holy shit
I know we didn't come all the way from center
Yeah, we got security one of us entity but we didn't get security today
Thank you, buddy. Yeah, I'm a pot. Yeah, I'm dead about I'm dead about
For usually want to take a pic of me
Yeah, oh shit, are we on strength? Yes
The cameraman don't get too much...
Now you're good, buddy.
What's up?
You good?
Yeah, I got it.
Alright, come on.
Hold it.
Smoked.
Now you're gonna pick two, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, got it.
Come on, Santa, right here.
What are you looking at?
Santa!
Yo!
Bro, it's over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you want to take a picture?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Okay.
There's no way we can wait in this home, bro.
There's no way.
We got it, there's no way, there's no way.
There's no way.
We got it, buddy.
There's some of that.
We don't got anything.
They're not letting this camera through, nigga?
Bro, we gotta get the Santa.
He's in there. Hold on.
He's standing there?
So we can't see Santa?
What?
Because I'm a prostitute, okay?
They don't make me like, really, all year just to make toys.
I don't get paid that much.
I just want to sit on this lap and just...
We're fully booked, so we're not even moving out of here, seriously.
We need $500 and $60,000.
We need $1000 and $60,000.
Unfortunately, no.
We are.
A thousand, we can't meet Santa.
This is our big home.
We know Santa.
We can't, nothing.
Unfortunately, no.
I'm sorry about that.
Santa!
Santa!
Damn!
We're glad.
You see, I got my fingers just on my eyes.
I'm gonna hook him brother up!
I'm gonna hook him!
I'm gonna hook him!
Come on man!
Oh he'll heal though!
Let's split time to get off.
No no no no.
I'm gonna catch him at the club!
I'm gonna catch him at the club!
Not getting in?
No they aren't getting in. These are our reservations.
Okay, okay.
Sorry, no no no.
Is that?
Is that?
No!
He on his job right now.
about the club and tonight he gonna be up. Alright. I told you I'm not doing that.
You can't eat that. Okay, I'll eat that and then get it. Burn hands, man. Burn hands, man.
Burn hands, man. Good job.
Good job. We don't name it. What's your name? You guys have a good night. What's your name? Jerry.
Jerry, you're my hero. We don't... As it is, we don't see Jaquan. Good night.
I'm not a line chat we finally get to Santa look at his long so the long line
can I get a pic how long is life that how long I've been waiting oh
buddy we got a bus this way it's cool
so we did Renee said stop playing come on
no no no you don't know what you mean you
don't know you don't know I got as much as
as much as I do when it comes to me and
her
huh
body
I gotta get this demographic
how much father's got like
20,000
21k
21k
what is my name
T.A.
wait what the
I gotta keep working
is the camera in order to eat
is the camera in order to eat
Fuck skinny african nigga fuck skinny to make it bro come on show up my bad you get to eat bro come on
Huh
Now you don't look like double you say
All right, man. Have a good night. Have a good night, man. Blessings. Blessings. Blessings.
Hey, add me to the face, man. Add me to the face.
Yes, let me know your ex.
I got you.
All right, Faze, if you all want another on Nega, let me know.
That's a nice mission.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You know how Christmas happens, huh?
Hey, we was looking for Santa, Gabe!
What are you doing?
Christmas happens.
Who you buying this for?
Puffs?
Mad people.
All the balls.
What?
Let me know, let me know.
I see some British Babe resident all over your lips, man.
No, no, no.
He lost it today, I swear.
What?
He lost it, man.
You know how I swear y'all was in the house with the ladies?
Like, completely?
She would be at home.
Now I went through hers.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, no.
I didn't go through her phone.
I asked her about somebody she didn't want to tell me.
She didn't want to tell me her past.
She didn't tell you her past and it makes no sense.
I think I know about the past.
I don't know.
Exactly!
You don't want to get surprised.
Embarrassed.
You walk into the club.
You walk into the club as a nigga that already is.
Exactly!
I'm sticking up hands with a nigga that I've got you.
Oh, fuck, I look like.
Bro, am I tripping over?
No, hell no.
I see y'all got mad free hands though.
You want me to fuck with you?
The bag?
Are you a girlfriend?
That's crazy.
Yo, this nigga fuck it.
I still got way more bags though.
Guys, tell me what you done got.
Yeah, I tried to help me with my shift from Cool Kicks.
Cool Kicks?
Where the fuck is Cool Kicks at?
What the fuck is Cool Kicks?
Been at it.
Oh, they don't have your size here, they don't have your size.
No, I was looking for a gift for you, bro.
That was a fucking good shot, right?
I didn't even know.
No, I bet I saw.
You saw three, right?
I knew you looked homeless.
It was the girls that were going.
The girls is gone. You look homeless.
Damn.
I didn't get a Christmas gift, bro.
You need to get the permanent.
So I'm saying, yeah, you're teaching this.
You miss me every day.
Yeah, I know that, too.
Yes
Look what this thing it does with your subs we are here
Should we help so key
That could enjoy the server like
I was trying to get us to a bag like
With the verdict was a verdict. I'm trying to drink but nobody nobody wants to take my bag ladies anybody want to go your bag
I said ladies
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Bye, bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Got this point?
Thank you.
I'm gonna swap you for our game.
No, no, no.
You're an asshole, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna help you.
Give me a bag.
Come on.
Wait.
I got it.
Love your mess.
You remember?
Huh?
Yeah, they kick me game.
I'm not off.
There's more bags.
Nigga, no we did not, nigga.
We didn't know that you see how you just let that go loosely. No we did not
Chillin bro. Not bad
That's me so I
Appreciate you buddy
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch it too long, but you're gonna go like this, you're gonna go hard.
Got it.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, bro.
Here, come on.
I'mma help you, bro.
I'm gonna help you.
I got it.
This is not all the bags.
Where's the rest of them?
Cool cakes.
All right, bro.
Come on.
Chad, I'm a W.M.
Yo, did you make clicks?
Huh?
Yeah, he's asking.
Yo, I got a picture with you.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
I'm not turning people now.
I know.
He's gonna ask you for this.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, so hold on
This girl buddy
Yeah
Thanks.
She the wreck.
Nice to meet you.
Come on.
Got it.
I got them done.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.
Nigga, nigga.
I'm not done.
Yeah.
All right.
She's over here.
You get your picture.
Got it.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it?
Thank you.
Got it?
Yeah.
One more.
One more.
One more.
All right.
Thank you.
Got it?
Thank you.
Got it?
Yep.
Got it?
That's your picture?
Yeah.
Got it.
Nice to meet y'all.
Bro, I could have dead-ass made two trips back already bro.
I mean, I mean, yeah, but like, nigga, I want a Tom Cush bro.
Alright bro, come on.
It's up here, it's up here, it's up here.
What the fuck are you wearing?
Bro, we was elves looking for Santa.
Santa!
Yeah, I'm on a bearish
Yes, I'm on a bearish
You're not a bearish
I'm not the one screaming
Even though I've seen you last night
You don't see me
You don't see me on YouTube getting more mature
Yeah bro, nigga's on stream acting like a mature
Like it was on a green screen
And spandex yesterday with a K-Ball
Niggas to the top of your lungs as a grown-ass man
With orange fucking pants
You got me, you got me
My dick isn't a bit
Okay, I didn't even know he had a cool kicks on his face
I'm 24, I swear I'm 24, I'm 24, I'm 24
Bro, you gotta believe me, I'm 24
You should have joined us today, bro
We had a lot of fun
I didn't get an invite, bro
Nah, you're right, you're right
Damn
Give me some silk you got there
Our birthday's in two weeks
I went there before I came here
And it was like
Thank you man future got so many hits which state we
Yeah, I'm looking for you, bro.
All right, what's wrong?
You want to sit over there?
I want to rest.
I don't care.
Nah.
I don't want to bother you.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I already got it.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I think you said it.
You're my son now.
Whatever you comment, you're my son.
Yeah.
I got it.
Let me get black.
That's not black.
That's wash black.
That's not going to work.
What size do you want?
Ne, that's wash.
You have an extra extra.
You don't know you're smoking.
I do have extra extra.
I got it.
I do actually.
That's that shot.
You're kind of brisk.
You kind of raised a little off.
Nice to meet y'all.
Large, large, large.
What'd you say?
Hey, I'm Max, man. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Yeah, gang. Come on. Let's do it.
I should smoke nigga on you.
It's not big nigga, I got it.
Nigga, oh look, I got a whole shirt on.
Nigga, that shit is thick as hell
and it's still loose on you, what?
Boom, come on, bro.
All right, bro.
You just like, you just swoon when you put it on?
Okay, you got all of these.
Am I wild?
Now let me.
I swear, you got screwed up.
Listen, your teeth is fucked up.
Ever since you lost your girl,
you been fucked up, all right?
Your beard don't come in all the way.
These fucking beard patches.
That's why you don't have to go to the gym.
I've been since I lost.
Look at this.
Look at the patch.
You got a neck beard.
It's the thing you got a neck beard here.
Look, here you go.
Mustache.
Bro, you're losing it.
Your shit is low opacity.
That's fine, though, gang.
Who am I having a competition with?
Cue beards, all different types.
Yo, the shake.
The shake.
Somebody help me find my friend.
Somebody help me find my friend.
Listen, listen.
You got eight motions.
The shake.
I
That's what you thought word word word. I did thought I did it's looking very far back right now
Okay, that's what I let you rock because the back head is mad flat for no reason. Oh D. What's going on?
But I Stanley
Not big though
We didn't mean to run into this nigga.
So I don't even know what you are.
You're like Dominican Indian.
What are you, my nigga?
Filipino, you something.
I'm glad to be Filipino.
OK, I can tell you Filipino.
Not a fucking height, nigga.
Not there.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Not a height.
Where did you park?
That's the park?
Yeah, about a kilometer.
This is the old game.
Oh, yeah, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You want to go around?
So it's like clickering?
Yeah.
Got it.
Yeah, come on.
All right, I
Won't look you get those type of business
Well, I'm gonna lie these piercings is dead arm
I really jacked it
Nice to meet y'all
Shut your old ass up
Hey, you don't get me so mad
You don't get me so mad
And this thing's not arguing with me
Cause this thing ain't got madness though
But you decided to go to Claire's and get them big-ass Fugazi earrings
But this is getting so land
What the fuck
This is his carty, I meant to tell you that
We had a good day
You back to me?
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Welcome to hell, dude.
Be like, yo, nah, no way.
Niggas gonna take this one real.
What nigga say what the fuck is this?
You feel the weight, though?
You feel the weight, though?
You feel the weight, though?
You feel the weight, though?
No, no, I don't feel the weight, though.
You got the most busy days.
You see how I'm just chilling on my whole day?
I'm the drunk girl, nothing.
Nah, how you really come here with a hoodie?
I said, fuck it.
I'm gonna pull the chain out the hoodie.
You one bitches to give.
You have a knife and a rose on your throat?
Yeah, it's my grandma's eye.
You got a killer throat. No, no, no, don't do that
Brenda passed away game. That's fucked up. There's no name on it. No, but she like roses daggers and dogs
You can't do that game. Why are you laughing?
Then what?
Smiling at the thought of that crazy
I wasn't I was here's the neck
got that neck that's well
that's cool nigga cuz I mean it's neck for the winter wars though for some
let's go around so we don't have to like
My back's back real quick.
Are you guys alive?
Oh yeah, it's a gameboy dog.
My dad, he's trippin' down.
Why?
He just called me daddy?
My uncle, he over here.
So what's your name?
He's adopted.
This is father right there.
You know what I forgot?
I did with cutscenes with this nigga, bro.
My uncle, he over here.
He helped me and released me.
My dad asked to shave off.
Like, help me.
Wait, do you have a cart?
No, no, no.
I didn't get that update yet.
No, for your services.
Come on, sir. This is nah, nah, nah.
You don't work for anybody.
Nah, I got the 360.
This is 2K feet.
Huh?
I got the 360. Oh my God.
Bro, chat.
All right, bro. We just gotta cover up.
All right, bro. Come on. Come on.
Thank you.
Thank you, y'all, bro.
Come on, bro. Please, bro.
Nigga, I'm ready, bro.
Which way? Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
Which way?
This is my son, if you can, right here, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I'm still.
Got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it?
Got it?
Got it, got it, got it.
Ah, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Got it?
Ah, go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yo, yo, what's good?
Come on, come on, come on.
Yo.
I
Of course of course
You know 25 years old I know you got feels I got the days on it right there. I know one fucking Monday Tuesday
We're gonna come over and get you get today, huh, are you gonna come over and get you get today?
I'm not allowed.
He said British, British Bay wanted to come over and tell me he's got a twin or something.
So, oh, he's about to do like a little two minutes.
No, no.
No, he's not doing no two-man game, he's doing a Christmas social interaction.
Okay, so he's not a little too big.
No, no two-man.
I'm a good-old.
I'm a good-old.
There's a big 25.
We're not a little too big.
Are you jealous?
Trust me, I am not.
Are you jealous, game mate?
You're going on a two-man with a gay leprechaun game.
What the fuck?
Gay leprechaun?
What's one of us, game?
Fuck off.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're talking about me or him?
Stop playing with my face.
Old ass, sexual, old ass.
Bitch ass, old ass.
Think ass, bro ass, nigga.
Fuck.
Wait, where did my friends go?
Yo, we saw this on Facebook Marketplace game, where did my friends go?
The gig's up there, where did my friends go?
The gig's up there, where did my friends go?
Where did my friends go?
You're too tall and too big to be having that chain, that little nigga, I'm not gonna
catch it.
Chain that little, I'm wearing a, I'm wearing an XL hoodie and I'm chillin' them all
all day.
Nigga, that shit was $25,000 on GLD nigga, stop playin', $21,000, $25,000, stop
addin' comments and digits.
What the fuck nigga?
You said $25,000.
Your chill is terrible.
Your chill is terrible.
My chill is terrible.
Supreme Balenciaga
This is not Supreme Balenciaga
It's Supreme Balenciaga
Louis Vuitton, whatever the fuck this is
Submerged Seal Box
This is Ultra, yeah this is Ultra
Wait what?
Niggaz
I woke up, did you saw that?
Okay
I never even seen shoes like that in my life
What the fuck
Your grandma, your grandma all here.
Fuck you.
You just keep using me.
Every single time.
Holy smoke, man.
Wait, hold on a second.
So, Shay Shay.
I was just gonna say.
What's up, buddy?
Bro, wait, wait, wait.
Are you just gonna drop off this gift or what?
What's going on?
You look like a party.
I gotta ask my captain when he gets here.
You think he said off day check?
What?
What?
What?
Wait.
Can we go around through this way?
We have to cut through here.
No, you have to.
Canadian.
Damn.
I'll be forgetting, bro.
What?
Wait.
Why do we have to cut through?
Because I'm not trying to open back people.
Wait.
We're Canadian?
Wait.
We said we're Canadian?
I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's try.
Let's try.
You don't know.
So you know how to get around a bit?
Yeah, yeah!
Oh my God!
Sinking out for everybody.
Oh, Silky, such a fucking goddamn, goddamn, M15.
You know what I mean?
Take your grits out. I bet his teeth sensitive as fuck.
Niggi, nigga, you gotta eat fucking grits in oatmeal every day and shit,
so the seeds fucked up the shit.
It's oatmeal.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
fucking grits and oatmeal every day and shit
so the seeds fucked up and shit
grills, grills all fucked up and shit
let him grills out, nigga, nigga melt down his grills and turn it to that skinny ass chainie
that's what the fuck you did
i know he said but he was a son of a son
damn big bro you got it
nigga flexin stop rubbing that into your game
I
I'll be back for another one!
That's a horse of fun!
I can't hold it anymore!
I don't see it!
I see you guys!
I don't see it!
I don't see it!
I don't see it!
I see you guys!
I don't see it!
I don't see it!
Is this where it's at?
Oh, brown.
Thank you
I'm a man of the city She says she wanna meet me
She says she wanna hear me And she wanna let you feed you
That's the way she gon' be be They see us on the TV
She playin' kill the kitty And she get loose
Ten chico, Max, Tenda, me perderac
En la terrobo, no super super fast
Vuelvemos a la kenda y comprame más
Más, más, más, más
Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata, Razzata
Placa chico, Max
It is place
Y la bebé
me nominated five spot one one
in jersey as fun as fun in jersey
say siyidin
i tellin you what the fuck going on
gonna one leg
smash it
yeah
where those smart ass 3.5
i'm trying to put on a hold
i'm trying to talk
you don't
can you see
I'm going to put it in my head.
Are we still lagging?
I'm not sure.
Oh, my phone!
Get this thing, or that's going to change.
You're saying we're good yo game niggas just went to do it niggas just went to fucking
He'll be like, that ass, go.
You good, buddy?
Good, good.
Now, we're finally good, bro.
Hey, they don't look you.
Silk a fake fool.
You a shit.
We getting shot at this nigga and then you do shit.
Except whole bags like a bad bitch.
Fuck off with this nigga.
What size six?
What is four?
So your car was here and you wanted to walk through the garage, my nigga?
Yeah, so we didn't have to go through the fever.
Size six women.
I
Now we got a driver games got playing come on
Hey, what's wrong? Oh, yo sub money going to y'all chat. Yeah
Right here from that sub at the on straight here game somebody add money all this shit all them as I sit through
Right here don't need to know charity. No nothing
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, nigga!
Fuck!
Man, buddy!
It's the red ball I stole from Max.
Yo, give me my shit back!
Yo, this thing and dead took my red ball back!
What the fuck?
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, man, I think you get the big shot.
Yeah, that's crazy.
God, that's crazy.
You see, that's like me getting hit.
And I let one of the...
Yeah, with Michael Porter.
With Michael Porter Jr.
He's a NBA player.
It was a high school, right?
Yeah, Michael Porter Jr.
Oh, ladies!
Oh, that's fire.
I appreciate you.
Have a good day.
Hold on let me get one nigga.
Yo bro yo.
I'm parched like real sick.
Hold on let's see a little keep watching.
If you a bad nigga, if you a bad nigga you know what it is bro.
We don't use um thirsty no parched.
We gotta say the bougie words nigga.
That's it good right? W Rebel.
W Rebel nigga.
What are you doing?
What you doing buddy?
Left for Australia.
Australia man my girlfriend Australia
Really? Yup
Get in front of it
Why did you say 13?
Got it
Thanks bro
Nice to meet you
I don't know if we're gonna hold it on my hand
It's better than the first one
Thanks
Thank you
I'm saying as you won't want to punch in
I'm seeing the Klairs
13 help your man
You got an iPhone 13
No, I'm all fucking got two cams gang ain't no moment. Why don't you got a case though, bro?
I'm hella lazy brah. I'm telling you I'm hella lazy. Can I see one in the red bulldog that ass in that eight water?
It's good. Look, right? Of course, buddy
Nice to meet you gang.
Wait bro!
Bro!
Yo how are you going bro?
What?
That's one of your favorites?
I haven't even tried this one yet.
Alright, well try now.
Give us some honors of you.
You sassy as hell, whoa.
What nigga?
What is this?
Yo!
Bro!
Bro, nigga, I was saying, nigga, hey, my car, nigga, stop, nigga,
it's a quarter mil, nigga.
What's a quarter mil?
That's y'all's money.
What's a quarter mil?
That's y'all's money.
Nah, this nigga had too much money.
Quarter mil?
He said, what's a quarter mil?
Too much money, would you?
Nigga, nah, nah, nah, I asked you,
I asked this nigga right before I made myself a thumb.
I'm like, man, bro, I don't know.
Like, what is he telling me to put in a million dollars,
bro?
What?
Oh nah, you're having it, you're having it.
He's lying!
He's having it!
You're having it!
He's lying!
He's lying!
He's having it!
He's lying!
My first year spending life here.
He's lying.
Right before my shit.
He's lying.
I'm like damn for sure.
Nigga.
You said why when I was at Japan?
Yeah.
I called you, nigga.
Nigga, I didn't stop until I had my shit on.
Eight minutes.
I didn't know it was working.
Playboy.
Playboy.
You're good.
You're good.
So the cameraman, I gotta say, I did the cameraman too.
It was good, man.
I got a little ear.
Oh wait.
I'm not actually don't know no game.
Tell me yo where the car.
Who's that?
I've heard his name.
You know his name again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I seen him, I seen him.
Ah!
I'm gonna get this guy.
How much of that music though?
Come on, game.
I can't.
I don't really watch him.
I just see y'all know.
You're a race.
I know Lacey.
Hold on, you're a race.
You're a race?
You're a race.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I know how you're a race looks like.
Who's this?
Who is this game?
come on come on
I didn't pull out my take time real quick
this is how I don't really watch y'all but like
nah, I fell you buddy
you guys went to the swing awards?
yeah hell yeah
how was that?
oh it was good it was good
you mind if I get a little fake?
yeah come on
I'll bet
well can I get a video?
yeah
I bet
yo table mat
tag board
start it over
okay hold up
I'll fight that
yo I just see
tag board match
yo it was good
she got five
He's really taller than I thought.
Yes, sir.
I got boots on, but don't say that, though.
He's the, uh, uh, talking, talking.
Huh?
Talking.
You're a talking.
You're not no short king.
Oh, thank you.
That's how I appreciate that love.
Love.
Thank you.
I just like a little shit, though.
Yeah, they're safe for sure.
Look at him.
He got jeans on his body.
I don't want to bother him.
He's talking about.
I'm not yet.
Yo, guys.
He wants a pic.
He wants a pic.
I don't want to bother you.
I don't know my name.
Mama, mama.
I see you though, like I see you, I don't watch y'all.
Just say me, just say me.
No, no, no, no.
Where do you see me?
I see you, like, look, babe, you know, like, all the,
all like, you know.
What was it, what was it?
It's just random things.
I see a lot of kids, I can't say a look.
Okay, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
I'm gonna get a video looking.
What's my name?
What's my name, what's my name?
I don't even know your name, it's Jay Frost.
Okay.
Come on now, come on now.
Wait, what's your name though, I'm sorry.
I feel fucked up, I don't even know your name.
I don't know your name.
Silky, man, you see?
Come on out, bro.
Come on out.
Nick is going to get the right name for it.
What's up?
You need to get a photo?
Yeah, I say like 50% of people say play to it.
I'm a guy.
You got this top nigga named to say it.
You got the nigga from the clip.
Silky.
His life is hilarious.
You know the odds you're real?
I
Know like a lot of y'all like come over here to the girl
That's just
Why don't we all do a string together?
I'll be down, bro.
Why don't we all do something together?
I never got there.
I'm all, man.
Why do you do this?
Everybody come take your picture, man.
I'll be streaming.
We all be streaming.
We all be streaming.
Let's all sing the music for me.
What's the name of y'all standing?
Pikeboy Max Silky, DeShae Frost.
I'm not the real me.
We're talking about son.
He know.
No, he's not.
Say it again.
I'm going to look it up, though.
I don't say it.
Pikeboy Max Silky DeShae Frost.
Oh.
Say it one more time, bro.
What the fuck?
DeShae Frost.
I
Love love love. Look at this.
All right buddy. What was the sale?
What was the sale?
I'm going to every every week, I mean who's the worst one though?
You know who's that worst one?
Hell no, I'm a nigga.
What is he doing? Look at the hell no.
And don't say too much cuz.
Oh you saying in this particular clip.
Yeah.
I think it's over.
I think nigga let me.
Oh cuz nigga's gonna start stealing.
Don't say nothing
Yes, cuz
No conversation with it.
I'm down to do whatever.
No, for real, I'm dead ass.
Y'all let me know.
Be good, bro.
Yo.
That's it.
Oops.
Appreciate it.
That's it.
Let me see.
Yeah.
But no, I'm dead ass.
That's it.
I swear I'm down.
All right.
I brought that.
Wait, window, window.
Open up.
Open up.
And what you all...
Are you busy?
Well, I brought it.
You hit me, bro.
You hit me.
I'm a Texan.
I
Tick-tock real quick. Uh, I dad got a bounce game. I got about what it was the tic-tac like
It was a very good tic-tac. Like see young boy. I better do it
He was just turned up to yell at me.
Not it.
You understand?
It's not no dream.
I'm trying to take time to post it.
I put it.
I put it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You want to do it?
Come on.
You want to do it?
Come on.
You want to do it?
Y'all have it?
What's up, Megan?
What's up, bro? You good straight? I'm good.
Ain't nobody messing with you?
Never, never at all.
You know, you know, you c-
All right, buddy, love, love, love, love.
Love.
All right, gang.
We can do it.
We can do it.
All right, buddy, love, love.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Yo, this is wonderful.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know if he was pressing me or telling me he got me.
I don't know if that thing was fucked up, but tell him he got me, I don't know which one.
Nah, I'll tag up, yeah, I don't know.
I'm not gonna let it chat.
If a nigga walk over to you and say, let's make a TikTok and an audio young boy, fuck
a nigga, I'm not gonna switch cheese.
Let's do the TikTok.
On God.
On God.
Fuck.
Hey nigga, it's not worth it here.
It's not worth it here.
Three of them niggas, three of us, but one of them holding the camera.
Let's do this tick-tock.
Nothing's gonna happen.
I have to go.
Let's do this tick-tock.
That is a fucking joke.
Are you fine?
Wait, what's wrong?
Are you leaving me in there and tick-tock?
No.
You got nothing to do with tick-tock?
Ah, nah, game.
We got a dip.
I'm sorry.
Love, though.
What's up, guys?
All right, buddy.
Oh.
Hey, y'all.
Y'all, let's get in the way.
Ah, nah, we live in Portion.
Oh, what the fuck did I just say?
I didn't even say it.
Holy shit, check.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm fucking triggered.
Wait, so.
Wait so, what's the deal game? Say the word! Say the word! Say the word! Say the word!
Guys, W stream, I don't know if this is about a cut or we got more cut scenes. We're about to find out.
I want the stream y'all want the stream need to say
Okay, I respect that totally not today, but I know we're cool. They said like that, but I'm just gonna pull up
It's like a whole different different world
So wait hold on when I'm here you're gay keeping twins. No, I'm not gay keeping twins nigga. I'm finna just fuck your arm
You turn on the whimsical I chat look
Guys
It's been fun. It's been real
It's been really fun. Now we got it four hours, bro
I'm at 345 grinding we got a grind cool
Damn is the audio fucking up they could be our fucking therapist shit tomorrow. I mean, that's what you're doing
So I was about to do some shit in public, but I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna keep it fully a stack
I don't think I'm gonna do no more soon coming to the grover Hollywood Boulevard from right now
I'm gonna keep it a stat like
So we might be at the desktop for the rest of this year. I'm gonna keep it up. I can't I can't I can't but
So yeah, I might be
That's your arm on a good road
But I'm not alive
At least going on public. We're probably still IRL, but now I'm not gonna go out and do what's it called?
It's just too much you from is too much stop in too much. What happened make that call again. Make that call
That's that linker
Yo y'all getting that
Shag I want us to do them. Yes or no. I'm not allowed dirty to kill to keep
Dirty as fuck
That's how all my niggas go
hold on
what?
you said what?
you said what?
I'm saying she's all glammed out
you said she had a twin
so it's okay if I say she had a twin
what the fuck is you talking about
you said she has a twin
because if I said it bro that's what I'm saying
bro that's what I'm saying
that's what I'm saying bro
talk about my girl a little good
what the fuck wrong with you
that ass you dead tweaker
She's not your girl, but I'm too mean to you.
That's my girl, bro.
That's not your girl.
That is.
That's Tyree, dude.
Yeah.
Shut your ass up, Bobby.
Bro, stop talking to your girl, dude, please.
All right, look, look.
Hey, so we're going to pull up.
Bro, stop talking to your girl, dude, please.
What is that?
We're going to pull up.
All right, all right.
15 minutes.
Did you say that?
I said that.
What are you talking about?
I said that.
Yeah, I just said that.
Oh.
Hold on, she was watching the screen?
She got a UAV?
I was watching it.
Oh, she's like, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
Here's the address.
Yo, gang, we dirty as fucking elk costumes, though.
That's what it is.
Fuck it up.
You're fucked, either, nigga.
I'll just check it on you.
Are we dead 15 minutes away?
All right, Beth, let's do it.
All right, we just can't show,
but we can't show the crib or nothing.
Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth.
Yeah, I'm about to send this to you.
We walking in with straight go yards, man.
They don't feel blessed.
A child, a child, a child, a child.
That's how this nigga, no real life sent a Christmas list.
What is wrong with you?
Well, who told you to do these little niggas?
Just be buying these.
What's the power of the nigga?
Fuck.
I just tasted you.
The address you gave her or me?
All right, sir. I'm gonna send you this adi
And why did I just say it like that?
Just sent the address sir. Thank you. You're a king. Wait, did they say they want some pull up or no?
They get it so big. I know. Oh my chat. Yes. Oh chat. I want us to pull up. Yes or no
Let's see
Yes, or no. Y'all want us to pull up on
On his British girlfriend or her twin and her friend
They saying yes and done nigga.
Yes and done.
Hey nigga, we might be in some old costumes and we might both be some short bitch ass niggas,
but the day is not over.
Alright, we're 15 minutes.
And there's still gloves to take, but I need some hand sanitizer.
Sir, you got hand sanitizer?
Or something?
Oh, fuck me.
No, you don't want to talk to your ass, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't know, something can lay mass up in the kitchen.
I heard a lot of saying it.
I thought I was gonna get it, but it was a problem.
Yeah, Eric, if you don't wanna see no girls
on a stream game, just get out of the stream, bro.
This Deshae girl, bro, we just pulling up
and having a good time, man.
Because I don't like, I'm sitting down
long on a date with a girl game, too.
I gotta chill with that.
If you don't wanna watch this, don't watch.
I'm not gonna stop doing shit with girls.
Not gonna lie, sorry.
Wait, what?
There's just, there'd be certain niggas on my chat
be mad as hell when like,
I'd be doing anything with girls,
Like that mad as hell, hell.
I'm not stopping that shit, yeah.
I don't think it'd go in the ditches.
No, I don't think it'd be that.
I don't know what it'd be.
I'm not the liar.
Cause it's like I do a lot of different shit.
I make music, I don't be on a game like that,
but I'd be sitting with my niggas chillin' with them,
you feel me?
But something about the girl shit,
niggas either love it or hate it.
But it'd be chill shit though, it'd be chill shit.
Like, I'm be doing too much.
What about love and bro?
Like, tell me.
Ever since I've been doing shit,
Like, why don't somebody maybe shy away from doing like-
Wait, what happened?
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe shy away from like, doing crazy shit.
Hmm, word.
Nah, yeah, I stopped the crazy shit too, Chad.
We used to be wild.
Like the yacht shit, okay, I get that.
Niggas was just, only fan girl, twerking and shit.
We've never done that.
We haven't did that once this year.
Really?
On me, on me.
So like, like that little people shit
is probably the craziest you gonna see me do.
Only for the reason because obviously
They might they might get a banger on our head top though. No bullshit. No cap
What you mean?
Oh into deep one. I just lie to yonik is into deep one into deep one backs
Into deep one
That's just wait, how you feeling right now going into this shit
Where's that hoodie at?
Niggas make a change up the whole thing
I'm sweating this shit in this bitch
You got the tank a quick game. Yeah, damn. I don't got no change
Strict shirt? Straight shirt. That's cool though
N2D1 the greatest shit Max ever did. What?
N2D1 or N2D2? N2D2 is better
But N2D1, that old Oya Guni and ass niggas first N2D2
Nah, bro, you bro you enjoyed it. That's the one who carries your shit. You're gonna see me
No, if I say who I would see
Nah, bro
I mean honestly if I say most entertaining was definitely you and Jordan but DDG and when I'm not gonna Wendy
The Alabama shit the bro game. It was so much drama like that shit was late. I'm not gonna lie
Had niggas talking
But no cap, let's see what's real.
Yo, chat, are we getting musical?
No, I'm not glazing Wendy, but do y'all not remember?
That shit was lit.
Remember, a bad baby?
Oh my gosh, but after Dark of the One was way better.
Was way better, cause I'm not glad.
It's for the second one, Niggas was smoking weed
and shit, nigga.
Niggas wasn't like streaming for real,
like Niggas was selling, it's like, I can't do that.
Now, Yugi, Yugi was going crazy for sure.
Shout out Yugi bruh, shout out Yugi bruh, that ass.
That was too big in the second one.
Yeah, that might have been what it was.
The house was dead too big.
I think, I think after, I think after your season one,
I think that was like the spark of like J-Sync going.
Facts!
Kind of like sparked it.
Facts, like that nigga went on to run the hell,
but even before he was going on to run because,
Yeah, that was like a
It's solidified and I was like, oh boom searching. We had all the girls come back
You know that was like the thing that kind of like and then and then and then sink on started and then he was doing a shit with D
He was doing the yeah, so it was like it was like a
Going crazy. I thought I was just this twitch it but like
Finding out your niche your niche or whatever these yeah, you're niche. It's like
You know who you should do some weight my nigga D. Lou
I'm telling you I should dead do some whole improv shit. Yeah, cuz y'all y'all niggas you're a data actor
You like you're nice with it and that nigga D Lu yo that nigga D Lu can hang. He's nice. You got to see bro
He's nice. I said I'm done. He's nice. What do you think your niche is music for sure?
And it's what I it's my passion is what I care about most
I like doing shit like this just to like switch it up try different shit cuz it's like these niggas live with you
So they don't niggas don't want to see just one part of your life
Yeah, you tell me but it's definitely music. I love music. What do you think money? I don't know what I don't even know my
Needs, what do you think my niece is bro to act this game with the fuck stuff with twitch?
Oh, I'm telling you bro. You can bring a whole world to this shit like with the improv shit
You just got to get creative with I'm gonna talk to you off-screen, but bro. I'm telling you bro
They just haven't seen it. Did you see?
Benadon and just keep doing yeah, bro
That's just wide open to just get over the stream like yeah, I'm telling bro
I'm really giving free sauce on stream to like bro
I did that shit with my sister.
I did like the cop shit with my sister.
And I gotta give you your props, gang.
Guys, let me get a W to Shade
because this nigga, I've never seen a nigga
beat so many cancellations.
This nigga to Shade
was getting canceled every other week.
And you know what you did though?
You just kept working, bro.
That's why I tell y'all, just see it through.
You saw it through and you evolve your content.
You don't do as much horny shit.
Like you feel me, you daddy coolin' down
Doing different shit like you've been locked in bro. Yeah, I appreciate you, bro
I saw talks with my price a call max bro that's like when I was going through that shit like bro
Saddest like calling them like bro. What the fuck do I do like?
Do bruh like this is crazy like I don't know
I live have a conversation with everybody before I move to LA
Oh, yeah, I'm about to move to LA move back about to move back
I just don't know like I told this nigga. I said I'll always do good other people shit
I just can't wait till people just tune into my shit for me
And to be honest all you gotta do with that
You just gotta keep being consistent in like just showing who you are people love like yeah
I think that's one reason how my like shit has gone away has because it's like I've always one thing
I always had which I say it only kind of went away like when I was in phase just because I did so much shit with them
But like a lot of the time they got dad just be doing shit just for my stream
Like even if it's making music with them or like whatever just in talking to these niggas like yeah
That's like like these niggas that my homies running home girls like
Okay, all those are just like stepping stones. So this is not the final step for you. Thanks
This is just like one step one step one step you bear your game what you need to do and then you have to move on
It's different phases in life. If you don't change then you're not really you stand if you never change, but you're stuck
You get stuck
Everything evolves bro like insects butterflies animals. They are not a lot again
Yo ass game man motivational and these niggas game tick damage. Let's take damage shit lagging yo guys
Is it good now? Oh, no we good now. We good keep now bomb that ass like niggas like we all evolved
If you never change and you're stuck you're stuck at the same level. Yeah in life
That's just period bro. So it's good to change. Well, you want to evolve for sure, bro
What do you think is like your biggest like?
What's your biggest like bro like?
Like career not career change a moment, but a moment where you're like fuck like this it really helps you like
Like damn like I'm really doing it. You know what I'm saying
Um
I've had a couple of those moments, bro. That's I was getting through so much shit
Bro, it's a nigga's trying like one of me to fail. I feel you bro. I feel like doing twitch was really like
Now you dead made that transition a lot of people and I feel like I'm getting a perfect time because last year
There was not a lot of people. It really wasn't that many people. I should make sure everybody was crazy
You know what I'm saying?
But I feel like really like and then I went through that shit with the cancellation shit earlier the year
Like I was fucked up. I was depressing the girl and then like well, I realized okay
I can get that spark back when I did get that spark back was
Oh
My life and I need to call me buddy that actually call me was like
Bro like when I was going to this guy nigga did not have to do that
Bro, like the whole world was against me and everything and he told me
It's like, bro. I know who you really are. I can really believe in you. I really believe in you
I've been with you and I know what you can do. He's like bro. Just come here, bro
And when he released my when he showed my name
He called me right after he was like, you see what they saying? You see what they saying?
I don't know it was all saying like I'm fucking you have to say in there
He's gonna have fucking goddamn honeypacks
No, no, and and he was like he was like, um, you see about proven wrong proven wrong proven wrong
So that whole shit bruh I said back I'm gonna stay with you. You weren't crazy
I still shouldn't the whole time I didn't talk to no girls nigga. I just a straight content and then
Another twist was moving here as soon as October hit nigga
This one crazy, bro. I just I want to be one of the best
That's just I genuinely love this shit like
Just that grind you got to stay locked in like yeah
Hey chat look
Well, sir, how far we and we only even a source
Like a lot of traffic ain't been bad. Yeah, not kind of mountain kite
The amount of heat I get is crazy. I don't get it, bro
I mean, I get it you from me cuz they don't like especially look some new shit niggas don't understand streaming and
One of the most successful niggas at it bro, but it's how many people really wanted a nigga to fail for sure
How can you pay on everything a nigga?
It's projection it's projection and it's like
Projection is just like
Their insecurities are like reflecting in how they talk about other people. That's really what this internet
He should be like that's what I started like that. He could ignore that shit. It's crazy
He's not that after all, he do a good job.
I'm just like, me, bro, I'd be like putting on my story,
fuck all y'all niggas, I'm done with this shit.
He's also black, unfortunately.
He's just gonna get more heat, black man.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's crazy, though.
But we live in a world, bro.
We're thinking about this shit, though, it's crazy.
But we used to live in some shit where like,
10 years ago, the biggest YouTubers was like white,
you know what I'm saying?
Morgan Paul, like Foozie Tube, and I'm not white,
Like just not really, you know, like we're in a road right now where the biggest twist streamers are 22-23 and are black
That's fucking crazy funny cuz I wasn't around then so I didn't really know but it is crazy out of shit shit
Like I was just watching game
When niggas was like when DG was doing solo minority, etc. Like I was like 15
I was even on YouTube, but I didn't get on YouTube. Don't YouTube I knew was
No
It's um Logan Paul and Jake Paul like I got on YouTube
I first found on YouTube, but like really really like youtubers was 2019 because my sister asked me to do YouTube viewer
And um, I was active at first because I got swat first and we thought like we thought you tubes were like corny
So we never was like into that shit
Yo, bro
YouTube was corny anime all type of shit, bro the internet. Yeah, I used to that shit was corny
I used to be like, bro, I'm like I'm an actor bro. I'm not gonna do YouTube my sister
She's just you think it is. I'm like, man, fuck it. We used to talk me my way
So Brooklyn was doing YouTube before you now she did on YouTube. I shoot you used to watch deer and Ken
And so I'm like brown I'm gonna do that shit. So I did it with her I did the video this woman to post on her chain
I'm like, all right, bro, like let me I said she's like you can edit it to I'm like, oh you want me to edit it posting your channel
What the fuck? So nigga I edit I'm in crunch. Oh, we broke as fuck. I'm editing it. I'm like, this is okay funny
I poke I'm like man
I'm about to post this on my channel because I'm like I already got like 20,000 subscribers from like Instagram videos and wait for real
Yeah, I'm like off the strength, but like I had hella Instagram videos cuz I was doing skits
Then they get that she blew up and that was it was literally this time last
2019 I told us every single day I was getting a hundred thousand subscribers a week
That's a week. I know how the fuck it was happy. How many subs you got on YouTube?
I got three points. God
But like yeah, nigga, I got a million like you're posting every day
Every day damn. I'm talking about now that vlog air was crazy. I was averaging
like two million views per video.
So Lola, you too prom like or streaming now like,
but you enjoy more.
You too, I mean prom streaming streaming.
For real?
I love streaming like I'm a lot of shit for real.
Like if I cuss what DDG said.
Even if I had a hundred million dollars,
I was still streaming.
If you told me like,
yo you're not gonna make no money from this
everything they're like,
I would still do this shit.
No, I'm not.
Because I could see the chat and like bro the chat,
once you find like a community that knows you more
than you,
Like hello friends like it's like these are hella friends and they know me they know the Lord they know this shit
I just love that shit, bro. You too. It's kind of it's cool
But it's kind of fake like you posted you're not really into what your people
Yeah, look at that shit after the comments and shit you see what they say there
It's like bro, you see it right there in there. It's why I love it, bro
I really love this I study this shit
They get soon as I as soon as I made that transition. I was studying everybody
I was seeing what people want to do nigga. I met max because max where how did we meet? I met max, bro
They told me they told me I was on shit. I was on I was playing Maddie
I told me my chat told me to say hey, there's this nigga named Mac. He should play him. I find him
I go in shot I get I say yo, I didn't know who the fuck this nigga was I tell him I say yo
This is 2024
2020 for in January in January my
First month is my first month first machine and they like yo you should you should do with him
I'm like I bet I play him. He like he just played Ray
My I bet I'm play you know I'm saying I could win some money. I'm trying to get these this nigga fucking kills me
He fucking beats me like fuck
Was me niggas calls me in February. He's like yo bro
Um, I'm supposed to do this shit with silky, but he canceled. It's like this lover cat shit. Um, he's like you doubt
I never told about his lover. I don't know if I told you guys I think I did actually
Lover cat supposed to be with silk, bro
That shit was supposed to be with silk man. They get to say last moment like
damn wait y'all I don't know if these niggas can hear you
can you hear?
fuck bro this backpack be fucking up
can you hear?
yup
nah they might be cooking
my wifi not loading either my chat not loading
yo chat yo yo yo
damn bro what the fuck man
god this shit dad fucked up
is this shit working?
my shit not working my chat not moving
yo chat
damn bro the wifi is ass fuck
Bro, I'm literally on you know what I said
My shit says SOS fuck
You're Isaiah Avenger you're a bat
You're a bar you're a bar
It's there. Oh, yeah, this is we heard you. But yeah, no, he was supposed to do this shit was silky, bro
Yeah, you call me he like he like he like y'all
Yo, uh, yo, he's not do you want to do it? I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I'm in Atlanta, bro
I'm in Atlanta. I'm like, fuck it, bro
Like let me just do this shit, you know, I fly all the way to LA don't just do this
It's my first time being this nigga. We do that shit. Damn. You did fly to LA. Yeah, that was crazy
Yeah, she was just that shit just went crazy
That's a good weekend, bro. That's
Kind of long way since then bro. Yeah, no real bro. Yeah, he's pretty nice as fuck nigga
That's my game brain that nigga. Um, you know, it's crazy. I took what you didn't hear me
Game my chat. Yeah, I don't know
What service you got?
ATMT and then
What you would you know that he's like yeah, bro, um, I'm gonna sign to the face. I'm like, oh shit
That's lit for show. Yeah, we finna get this crib. I'm like
as well. Put the camera down? Yeah.
You have alpha? One surface shoot, I think.
Wait, so you've never been on a loop?
I'm about to block down.
Man, that is really cool.
I doubt I look at you all the time.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I
Not yet no wait the string back
Where is the uh the bathroom?
I'm not gonna do it today.
I'm gonna be sitting on the couch over there.
We're moving.
This is chaotic.
This has been opened already.
I did?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not even close, you guys put salt in everything, I'm sorry, salt in all your food.
but I just will make it hit
So much weight being here
I was
So what do you got eating what do you got eating at London that's like good cuz I'm going back
That's no reason came his ass
I've been saying that.
That shit is not it.
That's like the 90s.
I'm like, no, but it's not.
It's actually so shit.
That shit is not it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like Raising Cane better than Nandles though.
It don't got no sauce.
That shit don't got shit.
It's just like really dry.
It's fries.
And it's greasy a little bit, like.
I have a hot raisin cane.
Really?
In and out.
In and out.
In and out is good, right?
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
In and out is good.
Shhhhhh
The best fast food
Chick-fil-A
Y'all got Chick-fil-A though
Chick-fil-A
Umm
Like Panda Express
No, it's not
No, it's not
Teach me more lingo
Cause I'll just be seeing in it and hers
That means it's like, it's just shit
Fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck is that the shape?
Yo what the hell?
What the hell is that?
Yo chat where the hell did the shape go?
It's good.
Oh bet, bet, bet.
Alright so yeah, this is uh Shanae.
Oh yeah no no, I ain't you putting my soul.
Yeah, bitch.
You think we let it suck to this thing?
What do you look?
Nah y'all don't, I'm not gonna lie.
Really?
Nah
Like there is like a little different like I face shape like they see yeah a little bit, but like everything else like knows that
So she makes this and what
Say from work I'm old
You fuck you fuck with America more than UK to
Yeah
No, London's cool. It's just it's just the food. The food's ass
He said you was here with another nigga that's you not my girl this niggas
My girl and that's yet other niggas
I'm a type of nigga. I'm always looking out for the girls. I heard I heard somebody laughing in the back
It was way deeper than your voice
He a lover boy you want to be in love you want to be married you try
Yeah.
What the shit? What the hell?
What are you doing?
Nah, so what we having on my backpack?
Not the large. It shouldn't be tweaking on it.
You sound so American.
What the hell are you doing?
We can't even tweaking it.
We might have a calling, bro.
What's the number? It's like...
FX2.
That off trade dick is not trade fault.
Y'all make it a stupid call.
That's bad.
Look at that bottoms.
You guys are so funny.
Look, look, look.
We're just walking around.
We're walking around at Elf Castle.
That's why we got yellow pants.
We're being weird.
I'm standing right here on the upstairs.
Yeah, you're just bullshit.
You good?
Yo, one if we good, two if it's ass, bro.
Yeah, one if we get to it is good. I just put the delay up. I put this layup. So look
He's a good guy. He's an amazing guy. Oh no, that's why my agent so then what y'all here
Yeah
I wasn't gonna say that
You left this bitch
Why
How'd I get married like where y'all get married at?
Where's her ring?
I got to get it resized.
Yeah mom was too big.
I guess it was too small.
Yeah, so we got to get it resized.
So neither of y'all have rings fit?
No.
We got to get them big.
But you put your hands to each other?
I just want to see something real quick.
Okay, okay.
We'll eat that at our hands like bigger than mine or something.
No, because mine now is bigger than mine.
Look though, bro.
I'm not like, I like picture perfect.
like he got these now to me like you and they let us go across the so I have a
question wait let me see damn okay now that's your real so look why what I
don't understand though is like why you not give my boy the world what you
mean she's giving the world I'm not like someone since my ex of like
I told him they said Ben cold he called you
Then called me I guess yo chat then called me which I talk about
You think you keep I think you keep rain from one to three
My dream a little like costume jury
I got this from Maxwell. It's not costing you. He went G Herbal. Oh, I'm gonna call it in any
They said this thing was calling you with her you saw what happened. Oh, I didn't do in the huddle. Yeah
What the fuck I'm gonna call
I've seen that, I've seen that, quit. Bullshit.
Are you going to the cinema?
Yes, hello.
To watch a horror episode.
What do you think my mom is?
Cinema.
You think he's cute?
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Yo, I was with my I was with my
Bummy my WNBA wife Dean. I didn't see you bro. Bummy, you know, I had to spend back take the pic bro
Don't we got a link up soon, bro. We gotta make a song or something
Say that buddy
Was good
What are you talking about Ben
He the artist of the elementary right now.
Wait, what grade is the game?
What grade is the game?
I'll let you play, tell him.
What grade are you in?
Second grade.
Second grade.
Alright, we don't make something happen, game.
But look, no, you understand Ben.
If he's on my label game, I got certain splits, game.
I got certain splits, niggas got to agree to them.
Just letting niggas know.
I got certain I got certain I got certain I got certain for the music that niggas got
We got some just man.
We have an 80-20 sideways.
Whoa!
Hey, we got to figure that out.
We going to get that figured out.
I bet, I bet.
Come here.
So that's a eight.
I say that.
We going to try to see if we can
get some bars out real quick.
I bet, I bet he loves.
I think he loves.
I put the strings on there.
I'm gonna sit here and get you can put the camera on that
Yo yo max pull up
No pull up
Wait, what it I thought he's getting drinks, but now
Oh
That's the UK where you I say drinks them be water
Now what's you think about our fits though that I
Know your man got cheese
You never had real love before.
Wait, so y'all going to the cinema? What are y'all watching?
Or a film.
Black Horses.
That's what they tell me.
Wait, do y'all drink Maggie's leg?
Thank you.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Get that little rick high that i'm trying to see you turn up every time we pull up i'm on bulls they gonna get murdered
I swear to God, I cannot deal with them
Colors in my jail are my promise ain't no fucking shit
I ain't never had a problem, baggy bitch
Take your raises, I'll get these bitches deep, now she a activist
I ain't really never said no activist
Made a bit of streaming, all my niggas used to laugh at it
Said I never smoked, and I'm in failure post, don't get too mad at me
Give me 15 and a beat, I'll turn it to a masterpiece
She said what you do, I'm doing everything I masterpiece
I put diamonds on my pinkies, getting numbers like a hero
You're the one I can tolerate, You're the one I die, I spent my life with,
Didn't be honest, don't treat you the nice, You can't matter my friends being by you's,
But baby, that was when you ain't love me how I love you
You ain't love me how I love you, yeah, yeah
There you have your nanny up.
Hey.
Who's y'all on there?
We got a shoot, baby.
We had a chef's room yesterday.
I think that she's back on.
You all got back?
Yo, Chad, I apologize, bro.
The same Chad, I apologize.
My bag's been fucked up.
Both of them are fucked up.
or the 30 cage ones.
They both be fucking up.
It's now we doing the shit just after a while of using it.
It should get fucked up.
And I can't send it back,
because if we send it back,
then we have none to stream with.
But I'm gonna probably be at the desk like a lot
for the rest of the stream in this last couple days.
We're gonna make shit shake and smooth,
we feel like W streaming is lit.
But we gotta do it.
Yeah, we gotta do it before we end up
to stream and then get lit, you know.
All right, so.
We're gonna keep on.
I
Let them let it ride
Is it crazy it's like is it crazier she get the smaller going on their different
sizes wait which one like me
No, let's go together
Big bags for everyone
I can't go in.
Did you get a snake?
Yeah.
Thanks.
That's so cute.
How's it look?
It's pretty.
What is that stitch now?
Huh?
That's a stitch in the owl.
No, that's your tweaking.
That's so loud.
What the hell?
The stitch in the owl?
Yeah.
The stitches out yeah now that I'm the cargo is driving around she's got it in the beginning of the day
But I appreciate you
Is it what yeah, that's the way watch this picture now, but it's not
No
I
What is that?
It's a handkerchief, handkerchief, you know what I mean?
No, we all put handkerchiefs in a bag.
Why would you put handkerchiefs?
Because it's for like a man's suit. You would put it in like a little pocket over there.
And it's for the ladies and gentlemen.
Now, you want to see it?
Yes.
Oh, wait, hold on. I think it actually part of his pants.
What's that?
No, don't smell it. Don't smell it.
Wait, why is it like that?
What does it smell like?
Why?
Why is there like made it come safe in here?
Why is it wet?
Why is it so wet?
The reason it's like that is because I bought this one and he got this one for me.
We literally just went shopping.
I didn't even see you go to it.
How did you know that?
Because when we were out shopping, Michelle said you was waiting for your friends.
Your sister and your friend.
He was buying you a bag so you can't let them not go to you.
You can't get a phone with me.
Hey, I'm not.
You didn't meet y'all yet?
You got me?
Nah, that shit look real good.
What do you mean, dude?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
Nah, that shit.
I don't say that shit.
That shit look real good.
I don't know.
That shit look real good as hell.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I like that shit.
Alright, wish I love that.
That's my boy.
No, I appreciate it.
Thanks so much.
Yeah
Yeah, bro see cheap niggas that shit 33 bands we spent $120
He's giving out big shit
80 per bag 80 per bag and we got one left
Yeah, we spent $80. I think it's been 8,000 fuck
Make everything fake bags fake lips fake fucking dick. Yeah, I'm by me
What are you talking about? We can't do that on a Boulevard only the bags. Yeah, don't talk to fucking
Fuck
W streaming the chat his balls is literally poking through you from me. I like I never seen a nigga get a boner off tricking
What I promise my shit bigger than yours
I promise I know it is, but it don't matter
Oh, yeah, I enjoyed the baby
I say W me niggi. I hope you enjoyed the stream
Sorry for the tick stream was still lit though. We had a good time. We had a good time
I'll see you out of monitor Christmas a couple days. I'm out this bitch
Yeah, let it be a shout out 5-star shout out my shit man. Yeah, I'm gonna get faster shit. I'm gonna see y'all boy