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JERSEY STREAM ๐ PUTTING D LOU ONNA BLIND DATE ๐น #FIVESTARSUMMER2026๐
06-24-2026 ยท 4h 35m
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M&M's niggas tell ya, spinning that money fast
20's, 50's, 100's cash, boy you wanna go y'all bad
Booze and bitches, where y'all at?
Stoppin' that shit in y'all bad, just a flip it, pop some cash
Girl, go on that, go y'all bad
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Chorus on me, though chorus on me, though
Alright alright alright alright alright alright oh my whoa
This is picking a fucking check check
I'm sorry I was a thug
I feel bad it's most of my fun
She nagged at the front which I'm fine
I'm confident over she's subby
She nasty gets on the scale
But yeah, I smoke but they can't get as musty
Attacking my lungs for the fashion
I feel so much trace, but it paid me
I'm worse than a fighter's encounter
Yeah, trying to shit on this supreme
I'm a cop every day, I have thousands of friends
That I've ridden as a pig, they can think that I'm freaking
Niggas have a c-shit
Yeah, if you think they're happy, then you dumb as a bitch
We turn up the sun like 2016
Turn up, turn up like 2016
Turn up like 2016
Turn up like 2016
Turn up like 2016
Niggas don't fuck it on the damn, don't fuck it on the damn plate
Classy nigga, I take my bitch off
Classy nigga
Fashion nigga, I put my mom on
Fashion nigga, I put my mom on
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Wait, what is the property?
Damn not that's not something I was dreamed of cuz niggas like my um I had some homegirls that went to property like this one
I was in high school
maybe like maybe when I was in a
What year was that maybe like I was
Soft more year. I was a sophomore in high school
I think and niggas like they were posting niggas where they dig sound you could not stream that shit
You can not stream that shit, bro
Paris fashion week. Yes, bro. I heard a lot of niggas is out there. I've never been to a fashion week
I'm not alive, bro. I never meant to a fashion week. Yo, what's it's to mo. Thank you for this up and trying things for this
sub. Thank you guys for the sub, bro. Yawstick already got his banger, yo gang. Listen, bro,
I don't really give a fuck at this point. It really don't matter, bro. At the end of the day,
gang, if you've been watching me for a while, shit, this high nigga is, bro. And if this shit
mattered, the niggas not, you know what it is, though, streaming culture reached a point where
it's like niggas care about what streamers had to say now and all type of other shit.
So it's just like, you feel me? Bro, imagine all the type of jokes and shit niggas was making
For real for real back in the day. Holy smoke these niggas be able to make a documentary on my ass, bro
No cap a Amanda you look handsome in a amen. I appreciate that kiss on your forehead. I appreciate that
Boy having fun in that chair. No this shit flexible. It's held on life. I'm gonna call
Where all my scamming ass niggas?
Y'all I'm live. Do you want me to mute?
I'm live
You
Well on my scammy ass
Niggas don't actually don't catch you bro. Anyways, no, how y'all been though. Hi. I've been hi. I've been
Hey, I've been I've been having a good day, bro. My hair line is pissing me off check
This shit is getting me tight. Why is it that dark, bro?
Fuck
Good, I've been good. I've been good. I'm okay
Your shit don't even look real Jersey hair line glossy pain. Okay. I think it's not even talking about shit that matters
Bad drew on hair line sharpie bitch. I'm asking y'all about Shadea. Yeah, I'm talking about my fucking hair lumber
Can I, can you just tell me about your date?
Good, just pre-order GTA 6.
Damn!
Hold on.
What? Like, you're all I'm alive.
Sorry. Have I made it?
No.
Oh, damn. I gotta tell you something, man.
where on my skin man as niggazad jake i think for some hey yo y'all niggas think
you're like I don't know what he's not talking about right like y'all not
talking about shit right now bro divine thank you for that resell bro thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you dangly earrings. They're really not dangly
They really not dangly. I did have them dangly earrings though the savant earrings if you remember from the five forever
I'll release anyway. Fuck that. It don't matter listen, bro
I'm excited for today. You know what I'm saying. Hopefully these niggas um hopefully D. Lo can put in some pain, bro
D. Lo will be here in like an hour chat
So we have like an hour to do our regular you feel me that a larry bummy chop up shit like that, you know, you know
Yo shoes chose thank you for that so bro. I appreciate that I appreciate that
FL today and now probably not I'm not a lot, bro
Actually, definitely not all I have is a hyper X y'all want me to record on a hyper X awesome like bullshit
Like what the fuck are we talking about? I go ahead some links. Let's go
Where all my
Is that spending money fast?
Cash Max is vibing the rap singing along the throwback tracks now chatting with chat about
a fresh haircut going slightly wrong.
BITCH!
FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT BRUH?
I DID NOT BREAK MY SHIT NO FOUR OUT OF TEN!
MY SHIT!
BRUH!
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE BRUH!
Yo Dan Cleance, I'm gonna give you a wedgie nigga!
I'm dead ass bruh, don't come to the stream awards bruh, I'm like regardless bruh, if
I go to that shit bruh, I'm giving you a wedgie nigga.
wild as hell the fuck fuck fuck this your a gulp max I get ahead and get ahead
and sell like old Screech out of do I came admitting to gruminous I might not
be a star for a
this is trolls this is probably fake do I don't seem like the type of negative
even do that AI AI okay AI AI it's AI
nigga said why are you surprised nigga I know the underground be having like shit
going on but bro like my nigga you seen this crazy no I've not seen nothing bro
I don't see anything the only shit I see chat I be seeing you know I might see a
couple TikToks here and there TikToks are like a IG Reels so let's check this
out what is this black boy max's wig I don't hear none of the I'll oopsies hat
oopsies thank you brother not able no thank you bro for me it's not that type
party I appreciate the compliment though.
No but on a serious note though Blackboy Max I'm fucking with this install with from this shit tough as hell.
Thank you thank you thank you.
You pay your hummus to young Gug, you pay your hummus to nine dishes, you pay your hummus to the ones that came before you. I respect it. But you gotta take off that tin top.
Wait Doug wore a wig?
Doug wore a wig in his bitch?
You gotta put some drip on, maybe even shake ass when you pay your hummus.
Wait send me that! He dead?
Oh, this nigga's a goat!
Bro, y'all wild as hell!
Bro, this nigga's wild as hell, bro. Yo, this nigga thug has never worn a wig, bro. Where?
What do this nigga want me to do?
This strong self-expression, this pride month, I support it, you feel me like I'm overly with you.
I hope you want to get the all-green and start the week too.
Do it, nigga, do it!
Blackboy Max, keep doing you, you sexiest fuck. I'm overly five-star and I'm overly with you.
Hey, Blackboy-
Hey, bro, I appreciate that, bro. Appreciate that game.
Pete Dismax.
Pete Prince Daily Noud.
Breaking-
Wow, this got a million views?
yo niggas getting daily now that nah this shit crazy
bruh here's the thing my nigga
I don't even give a fuck to caption
fuck all that
bruh the picture bruh really bitch
I've been told I stop fucking using this shit bruh
that's all I give a fuck about my nigga
the fuck
Ratbur is a reportedly pregnant bruh
alright do you believe this my nigga
like do anybody truly believe some shit like this bruh
do you truly really believe some shit like this
Like seriously, like seriously, for real, for real, you know, how you got it?
Yo, I, I suffice much, think for the sub.
Bro, it's just this pic, bro.
If they use the sexy ass pic, I mean you're like, alright, bro, I don't give a fuck.
But it's like, damn nigga, you gonna lie and you gonna make me ugly, bro?
Damn, blended, this is me.
It's not like they gave me ugly.
This is straight off of the internet.
But like, holy shit, I hate this picture, man.
you're so fucking stupid about damn time bro got pregnant I'm a hell of a yo
what the fuck what kind of news is this don't give him any ideas he gonna be on
stream talking about why can't man be pregnant to just let people be then he'll
smack his webcam again I'm not alive bro
man niggas be chad bro like what bro it's not geometrically possible for a
nigga to get pregnant again I believe that black boy max but to be honest
though shit a couple years ago it wasn't possible for niggas to um for girls to
get their ass done bro so who knows where this world girl I don't know what
the fuck going on bro I'm not alive bro who knows I next link not gonna lie
check this out alright if black boy max posted the same niggas would
I made this for you mission
Brass on is but oh you made it again, bro. It's not five-star house yet
Nega you sending me a trailer before it's time, bro. Hold on bro
You made a trailer for five-star house. Hmm. You don't even know how to be part of it yet, bro
It's low your role bro. I don't want to set a wayshot horses
She'll we need five stars. Who want that bro? Yeah, I know that's on the way
This so cool
Yes, Kragger sent me this I did see this I created a website for you to listen to all the black boy max unreleased music
That is crazy, bro. Yeah, I think it's crazy. How I go to it. All right, pick a song shuffle
Pay for released nigga next song
the thing about this is like bro niggas is not supposed to have some of this
Let me see
Nah, yeah
Oh, Kobe here
I
Stream idea get your hair done by arrogant a who's arrogant ain't be I know arrogant a I know that is
Bitch
You do here do it or not don't do it do it or don't do it
Like you talk
I
Have the coolest supporters fan base community ever in the world a whole life five-star
I'll let y'all make a set of fucking death. I saw my life, bro. This is cool as fuck. Even this website is fire
It's fucked up all flyers. Hey, I love you guys. Thank you. This is cool as hell. This just made my day
Thank you. All right next link
Fuck react to this. Okay
Let me see.
Alright.
Y'all niggas is laying this hell, y'all ugliest fuck, y'all niggas, that ass is fattest hell
bro, you got no holes, bro, get out of my chat, bro.
Why are you sending me this, bro?
You're sending me dick, the baby dick.
What am I supposed to do with this shit, bro?
Yeah, fucking a talking shit. Yeah, she's trying to fuck on the highway. Huh? We need working
to clear this.
Oh, stop giving us nigga ideas.
Did you see this?
All right, let's see.
Come in and get some of it.
Speak up KJ crashing out to Lacey listening to Nine Vicious.
Lacey coastlines 9 Vicious and calls out mainstream artists.
Are you fancy huh?
You got a fancy huh?
Now how did this thing occur to you?
But look though, this should not be a bad thing though.
This shouldn't be a bad thing. This is good technically.
This will help bro grow.
No.
This will help bro grow.
LARP LARP.
Alright bro, so shit. Did Jai niggas know non-vicious when he came out of his mother's womb?
No bro, so he just discovered it.
Yo, I know lightening.
White nigga discover shit on average five and a half months later than the rest of the world. That is facts
Yeah, I noticed that is facts now. I know some of y'all are white in the chat and y'all probably tapped in I said the average white nigga
So listen, bro, I just let it rock white niggas is almost as late to shit as grandparents all my life
And so gonna keep it above you can't get mad at Lacey for this bro
speaking about it
They ski where did it or say cheese need to say me say cheese link this can't be good. Oh God
Walk a flock of elite black boy matches being pushed a certain narrative following viral. I don't meant work
Somebody or some company paying his kid for narratives
Hold on but to me the worst part of it is young is that these ideas lingers in mind
Hey, listen, bro. I'm not gonna lie gene
Like I said, I already told y'all bro niggas have been joking and playing like this on stream, etc
All the time, bro. It's just that this shit matter now niggas care about when they can say cool
Do that mean I'm supposed to stop being who I am or joking around with whatever playing or being who I am
No, I'm not gonna do that niggas are just gonna get mad at it. So shit. It's probably annoying for y'all
All talk about everybody
I don't want to see this boy. Why they talk about why they like this, but it's like bro. What else I'm supposed to do nothing
so
However, bro feel is how you feel bro?
Osama son went live. Let me see
Osama just preview two songs
Yeah, if I say yo, why don't mentor and you start busting right-ass right cheek left cheek bitch
You was waiting to do that shit
Bro, let the nigga rock the nigga just want to work them bro. Let him twerk bro not gonna run. I'm gonna keep this stack
Yo get anyone in this chat when I say why don't men twerk get right out they bad from watching or a bad chair
Wherever he was watching black boy max twitch at did y'all get out of your bed and start shaking ass
yes yes me whoa I Houston we are the problem you don't listen bro I'm not a
lot bro that just call me on guard are y'all throwing a listen bro um shit
black boy
I don't know bro shit these niggas wild as hell bro I don't know what to tell you
bro not a lot but I will say this though chat niggas will be mad as hell to
I asked a question about people twerking, but yeah, bro, let these niggas talk about
killing niggas and doing hard drugs.
Now that's cool.
Now, kid, listen to this, bro.
Now, this the best shit ever.
Fuck is you talking about, nigga?
Stop talking.
Y'all niggas don't know shit.
I
Touch it, I see nothing your baddest house in the chair. Oh well
bro is this nigga in his shower bro I gotta call this nigga bro bro he's
tripping bro bro you in the shower bro come on game what's good you ain't
FaceTime me nigga and you ain't FaceTime me that's weird bro
nigga wanna go on IG live though like what the fuck alright let me see this
tuna fly boy I don't thought this was
blackboard yeah what the
reports are that these two US servicemen
in Korea get assault now that nigga
strongest fuck no raw daylight fuck I am
not that black snigger darsken
Filipino he wild as hell nigga look like
a street fighter character I got too
much drink on me off that bitch I got too much drink on me off that bitch
I'll see next blackboard max bill I have more tattoos in this why do you got
me with lucky stomach bro bitch stop playing with me nigga yo bro I can't
wait for this dream kind of game bro that ass that's our next like hooping
shit probably or like important hooping shit or I don't even say like yeah
like hooping stream shit like bro this is not me nigga bro off that game now
let me chill bro I'm not even gonna do much too much talking who's on my team
bro am I gonna be able to take a lot of shots
I love hustler of my hustler that song is a banger of a hustler
yo ladies who ain't here fuck with Beyonce I'm not gonna lie bro she did go
she did go
I
Suck my dick. Yeah, I'm not finishing this video, bro. Why are you sending me this bro?
I'm not finishing this bro. No way. Jose, bro. I think I'm fucked up
New record music video. You don't even got tell me twice, bro, but let's keep going through links first
We don't have much time
Tell like to deal with you
Max check this out
Sneak I'll go off on after a blackboard man is encouraged a minute twerk if I be a Christian
Holland see
Erlen Hollen on matchup against France. I couldn't care too much about that game
They'll probably win against us. Probably will win the whole tournament
Holy shit
Howling
Don't get it me up. All right Russia who gonna win France or Norway my father verse Hollen though for refer
For refer for her for her for her
France no way bro
no way bro no way no way no way no way no way no way no way no way no way no way no way no
way no way no way do any has spoken on Mr. Pope or to see your new nest fence
snippets that everyone everyone dropping snippets eight
W friends no not friends trainer but this is my friend to yeah yeah yeah yo
gang I don't understand what's wrong with child bro why cannot not just
support somebody like what are you putting in quotations for don't
understand that not fly so childish so mature
damn y'all wasn't gonna tell me the music was still playing
I need you back on stream, Betty
and I know you see my
this nigga's odd, how do I block this nigga bro
bro, why is he doing this?
the fuck?
they, damn what happened to this little puny ass nigga
the fuck?
All right, let me reset my browser bruh. Yeah, I know this PC for the blow up any second
No, no, no diva is a female version of us love of a hustler diva got multiple menace
Of a hustler of a hustler can't handle for tonight now um
Um
Blackboy Maxis roasting the haircut now reacting to tiktoks and celebrity gossips who the fuck is D. Lou
It's it's a it's a you at the end bro D Lou this makes this nigga look like a fucking loser
Don't fuck bro. I don't even bro. What the fuck?
Yo
Holy shit, holy shit balls
With the first pick in the NBA draft the Washington Wizards like and Nisei de Basta junior
I didn't know that was this nigga name and Nisei and Nisei
Crispy as hair line. I know they had it, but I had to have this shit set up. There's no way
Perfect angle taper look perfect. I'm not gonna lie. His taper a little weird though a little bit a
a little bit I got a weird taper too but he's shit a little odd his barber got a
locket
cop it a fuck up nigga hey I'm letting you know right now though game hey bro what
that what I think it said hold on what I think it's there y'all know where I'm
going with this. Yeah, I know where I'm going with this. Yeah, I know where I'm going with
this. Bounce that shit like, whoa. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a, has any of our girls ever
been the court side opening game regardless though pause on this because
Loki this unrelated but my whole point is your AJ game we need them court side
tickets my game opener I'm not alive bro I'm not playing with you bro I don't
care you got a girlfriend I don't care you got a family I'll carry out pops I'll
carry out a son I'll carry out a cousin and friends game like bro we gotta be
there bro I gotta be there bro I'm trying to support you know I'm saying and
shit I'm trying to check in the game if your point guard fucking up so I try
young but shit nigga it's plaque boy alright just letting you know bro just
letting you know game congratulations speaking of though bro I don't know if
y'all saw big round of applause five-star AU alumni got fucking drafted my
nigga Brady let's go fuck is you talking about we doing shit so I think for the
five gifted bruh Brady and Burry's a player from plaque boy max five-star
elite a you squad has been a selected number 10 brother let's go nigga chat
brah wish me day a had time to do a you this year bro fuck but damn bro damn
yo listen all my AU niggas is it we can still do like a summer tournament no you
still can now facts like I feel like we still could do like a team but yo shit
kept getting fucked up because chat now we got all these motherfucking like just
responsibilities in terms of like sponsors or whatever's going on brands
where it's like brah I missed um I missed all of my players would have been
away for Peach Jam like which is the real tournaments we have to catch them
on weekends where it's no major tournaments going on because if we
don't they all they all act like the Nike selection but that's just annoying
fall is better daily hyperbop let's see this at the eternal reviewed
blackboard max EP and gave it a nigga this shit is months old and it's fake
nigga trolling months old do bible confessions we in Jersey yo man's let
me see what do you do now
nigga why can't he love cats bro I'm gonna like this shit bro why can't he love cats
I look you fuck with cats too, bro. Do anybody agree with this? Yes or no, bro
I'll fuck with cats bro cats are cool as hell
cats are cool as fuck
Your time is still wrong
Wait, what time is it?
No, it's not it's 834 nigga
nigga
Where all my stamina is nigga. Oh, it's 834 a.m
Yo magic, you a god damn genius bruh
Magic, you a fucking genius bruh
Change date and time, set automatically, set automatically
Alright, cool
Alright, come on
Bruh, react to this bruh, I just went away
Some cats, some bitches, cats are the method if you get one as viral n***a
I am not gonna get a cat just to go viral my n***a
You know you gotta take care of the cat, right?
Come on, bro, this shit not hard, but what I just download
Nigga did you just send me your mixtape in the chat? Are you serious?
You just ruined my day money you dead-ass is it ruin my day there is no way are you
series bro. I'm gonna treat this beat where it belongs. I'm locking in BandLab away forever.
Yo, alright bro. Yo, Nord, stop FaceTiming me bro! Fuck, bro, nigga, you're a beating
think you can send a pack no little brown all right come on couple more links
new xxl list yes I heard about that there was a new okay let's check this
out let's go we got la Rizzi I don't know who la Rizzi is I'm not gonna lie do
y'all slayer so so camo trap dicky damn that nigga that nigga eyes got
Whatever my shit got going on but his shit like a little more extreme mode. Yeah, Pete
Belly Dan Kush
Chris Patrick. Okay. I heard Chris Patrick a great songwriter right and he artists now or some shit
baby face age that I might make it a
YK needs squirrel a trim
MOUTHS MINNICK AND HURRICANE WISDOM
Okay, how do y'all feel?
For real.
Talk to me.
How do y'all feel?
Sitty ass lids, these are random, white scrilla here, dog shit, easily the worst ever.
Easily the worst ever is CAP AMUNDO.
the worst ever is Capamundo, my nigga. There is no way this is the worst list, bruh. This
is not the worst list, bruh. Slayer, great artist. Belly gang haven't really heard of
shit, don't know. YKNease, banger. Trim, banger. Babyface, E banger. Hurricane wisdom, banger.
Soso camo, got a banger song, I haven't heard much of his other shit. So I don't know what
talking about bro I'm not gonna lie bro for this year I mean shit obviously I
know y'all want to see all the underground niggas what y'all gotta
understand is it will never ever be like that again in fact niggas might as
well just do XXLs for each demographic of music and rap not gonna lie bro at
this point cuz it's like holy shit so many different pockets and bubbles where
niggas is saying who are who the fuck are these niggas who are these niggas
Cuz everyone lives a different life, bro. We're all we're no longer live similar life where we share media, bro
I told you how this here's my question
Why why are these niggas names at the top?
Why you doing hot?
So last year xxl hit me up to do it. I
Was literally on call with xxl playing scream and go-kart
Yeah, they're like whoo screen. Oh, it's fire. They didn't I don't think they fuck with go-kart or maybe it was the inverse
But um, yeah, they wanted me to be on last year, but I didn't do it
Cuz it's like why I didn't think like I'm like
I just didn't think it made sense for me
We're all my scamming as niggaz that shall I ever have you out vocal stems you just can't stop singing it like bro fuck bro
black boy what the hell going on tiktok what the fuck is this drawing a twink I
know this now me but who the fuck is this stop playing who is this bro
the fuck bro stop playing bitch that's my tattoo oh hell nah bro get the fuck off my
shit what does twink even mean like twink definition I feel like that's like more fucked up like
has a few distinctive meaning inquired subculture at twink as a slang term for a young slim
and typically hairless gay bisexual man world of warcraft twinking okay nigga
I'm definitely not hairless I don't know what you're talking about or gay what the
fuck anyways next bro react to this
we're on my stand as niggas bros now sending me this shit you sent me this
before game I saw her bro like new profile pig what up bro I happen to
melt what happened to melt damn nigga he got shot bro what happened to melt
bro fuck yo chat where's the gay blonde tail this nigga stupid I'm not gonna
bro unfortunately bro because of rain bro my hair got fucked up whole
install to the trash bro I paid a lot of money for that wig bro it's annoying in
my nigga I was trying to bust that shit down for at least like a week but fuck
it next time I gotta make sure I protect my shit I gotta make sure I protect
myself Bob I'm new to this not true to this but we you feel me we working on
I don't know. Where are my stamina and negation.
He did you who did you melt this you.
Melt like Melt's live this means for what?
Jeffrey star spark romance rumors with Black Boy Max.
Who's Jeffrey star?
Jeffrey star.
But that name sound familiar to Jeffrey's daughter.
Hey bro.
Wait, where's the link?
Hey, I appreciate a compliment, bro.
Shout out, Jeffrey, man.
Shout out, Jeffrey, man.
Thank you, Jeffrey.
Appreciate you, buddy.
Alright, what is...
from Michigan at Dubnation let's get to work
Yaxxel Lenda Bird
I'm not no fucking Warriors fan no more bro
you don't gotta send me this shit I'm a Spurs fan bro
I'm a Knicks fan a Spurs fan
meh meh meh meh meh
wait hold on I'm actually still hanging
Do I not know I can't take this down chat. It's my childhood. We got to leave it up
LARP LARP. That's all I got niggas. No, bro. LARP LARP is the word or for 2026, bro
Like y'all need this can't help y'all so bro. Your shit is annoying as fuck
Keep the furry do you want it? I should low key sell that motherfucker on eBay
Low key you got to be a wizard friends. It's AJ there a game for me to be a wizard spin that nigga AJ
They gotta drop 50 points and dick and balls in that motherfucking game
I'm gonna be so honest. The Wizards are not doing goddamn. I mean actually, you know what?
We don't know that because they do got Trey young but Trey young I need you to swing that right to my nigga AJ, bro
Like I feel you bro. You throw me point guards niggas try and shut them threes up
You feel me? He is a good ass shooter, but it's AJ time, bro. You gotta let that nigga shine
He's a young man. He's trying to shine and be one of
You have to yo is my mic delayed yes or no one two three four five six seven eight nine
ten
Wait what?
Huh, is it still fucked up?
One, two, three.
Oh, we're good, cool.
All right, pink army
Where are my scammy ass niggaz that pp
Shout out hudduh, shout out hudduh, shout out hudduh.
You saw this?
Seen this under xxl posts.
And you see why I don't fuck with you no more.
Let's run.
Yeah, nah, I know.
I did see this.
Yeah, laser run followed me and all type of other shit.
So, yeah.
Hey, shout out to Bruno.
Laser shit is still one of my best,
my best one of my favorite in the booths I ever did bro. So shout out to bro. Shout
out to bro. Shout out to bro. All love there. All love. I don't have no hard feelings for
anybody or any people that feel any way towards me. I'm here to spread love and be a good
example as much as possible. Do you say love you to death, kid?
Oh, I know it's not. Snickers, follow me around.
Andy, what's it called? Yeah, no cat. Hey, bruh, as long as I got
so, I don't give a fuck, but I don't think I understand. I do not care.
Maybe we don't been through the fucking dirt the bottoms of the highest of the lows of the highs
All together bro. We did that right?
You know, so we never trip. We don't never got trip ever
50 years 50 years, baby 50 years
All my fucking goodness. Yes, we got yonest we got yonest fuck I forgot this bitch ass niggas a heat fan
Yo, how do y'all feel about yonest going to the heat brother for a firm?
How do y'all feel?
L bad trades not move don't care same shit horrible and move the needle
They not making it they give you to not watch basketball. No, I'm gonna be honest, bro
I really don't have time to sit down and watch games bro. Do y'all know how long an NBA game is that shit is long as fuck
yo lag more thank you for the 35 months damn wait so who's gonna run the league
though real shape because really think about it for a second though I feel like
the league is wide open brown batter retire the spurs probably will at the
same time it's like I feel like this shit more even than we think Dylan and
Steph Dylan Dylan Harper who's the other Dylan I'm tweaking my baby was good
It was good spark
Your casual game
Brownie James and Bryce
Dylan Harbor step on castles y'all saying one be like that nigga didn't lose fuck that for lads nigga damn bruh
Rekai song he's spamming me to react to the shit bro. Hold on bro. We gonna come back bro. Hold on
hold on bro, hold on bro
you're pretty
type shit, w homage
w homage, w homage
I
What no
You send me draft beads all right, but yeah, why he looks so short cargo
yo bro no troll when I met baby bro baby like
bro this nigga like 510 or some shit or 511
holy shit this nigga won't be as tall as
fuck he is tall as hell game holy smoke
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, some positivity, the sweetest.
Guys, I literally just met Nox again.
Like, thank goodness my second time meeting him.
Oh my god, he's so sweet and just like, he's just so, he's just so wholesome and sweet
He had just a grill and literally loved it.
He gave me the best hug, yes, period.
And I wanted him to be in the vlog, but I'm scared.
But I did take photos of him.
But yeah, I wanna ask him to be in my vlog
because I know he'll be down.
Her name's Sienna.
Oh my God, I love.
Shout out Sienna, shout out Sienna, man.
That ass, I met her at Summer Smash.
again I think I met her before though look at this shit bruh man I love y'all
SPIN BAGS UNCLOSED I DO NOT GO CHEAT NEVER THEY FOLLOW THE LITTERLATE CHEAT
back to my inspiration I love you I love you bruh I love you Pete okay
All right, no disrespect shout out Quadeca bruh just got to wait until we listen to that new record
Shout out shout out Quadeca though you funny pioneer
Max you still do halloween sick bro. Yeah, I know it baby halloween far as fuck though bruh
Halloween far as fuck so like I don't know but do y'all want to dress up every stream
Hey guys, let me give y'all some tips and advice.
Bro, have your barber clean up your eyebrows.
I'm gonna ask, just try once.
Maybe it might not work, don't worry, the hair will grow back.
Negative, this shit be having my shit on.
Fleek!
I've been getting my eyebrows cleaned up for a minute though, the thing is though,
I used to get my eyebrows threaded though.
Let me show y'all what that used to look like.
That shit was ugly as fuck.
But in the moment, I thought it was cool.
But it's ugly.
Damn, bro.
Snatch out is evil. I just got memories of my first ex from high school. Like what the fuck? I wonder if she's still alive
Hopefully shout out to her. Let me show y'all
Look
Like you see how thin my eyebrows was
Oh, we are some different shit
When is it dropped next week?
Nick it just said LMFAO you just said LMFAO at ice agents storming into this young woman house. That's fucked up
y'all are fucked up cancel yourself cancel yourself that's fucked up bro I'm
not gonna lie bro that's crazy you think that's funny that's just not funny check
this out max peep let's see
I
Met her man this Rick Owens white what's her name it melon something
Something something shout her peak this crazy for shadowing. Yeah, I want to see that tweet. Where did it go?
Fuck bro. Where did that tweet go? Oh?
I'm not even gonna cry.
We're gonna cry as dumbies.
We must stop crying as dumbies.
To this day, that's some of the proudest that I ever did.
Even though it wasn't nearly any of the biggest shit we've ever did, you know.
Just because, for the time, that was a great month.
whole month we traveled around for the first time and did kind of like IRL
streams that was our first time ever doing that and then I was 2023 and
then we did five star house which was literally just six niggas in the house
it wasn't even supposed to be like that but that's it was fun as fuck but who was
there that was fun as fuck but I'm excited for this for five stars 2026
when y'all want, hold on, when y'all want 5 stars 2026
I told y'all summertime, when y'all want it
when y'all want it, when y'all want it
when y'all want it, nigga say now tomorrow
NOOOOOOO
now during streamer you
Slayer feature
wait what does nigga say?
Do you even have people you can get for 5 stars to 5 stars 2026 or 26 you could call it 26 and
That's the process. I'll be doing with you guys
This shit find me on my fucking eyes
now come on but this evil as hell you know this evil too this is fucked up
you're a fucked up human being an individual right right bro what the
bar fucked up human being an individual bro for real for real
Okay, I think it'll look like tight
Man goddamn. Oh
But shit who that ain't on the right? No, who that ain't on the right? No
Yo, it's actually I'm feeling the rest of my neck
Or so I'll leave it
Yeah, I know I'm a fill it in but it's like I don't know. I don't know I might wait
I might wait a little I
Might wait a little cuz I kind of like having my neck. You know what I'm saying. I
I
Don't want to get no shading on my neck. Where's just like black on my neck
I would just only get tattoos come on some stickers shit more positivity. Let's see
Do I came break the signs if I knew her age? I wouldn't have never asked for any name would have ended the convo
I should have asked for ID shit like this four years old. I apologize and whoever I hurt
So all you can do man, so all you can do all you can do bruh
Oh
You can do that's fair just fair that shit hurt you
Next link all right couple more legs trimmer legs
Streamers was fun this past year. I'm not gonna lie chat
That was the last three minutes. I told y'all that I told y'all that in advance, bro
I told y'all that in events bro, but but
We'll see we'll see we'll see
This Christmas we gonna be in a new house. I don't know bro. I don't know we'll see
How many have we done for it? You know for it
Slayer feature. I he's spamming do your job stop talking pussy. Oh, I thought he's talking to me
You see how quick I am to clock a nigga or get back or clock back
like damn braio p relax bro what the fuck who this I miss you sorry India I
don't know if it's India Indiana or India daddy India die me India die me who
is that who is that ooh ooh ooh okay three more links let me click not
Everything about you neither lower your cortisol. Okay. Look do you I got short tempers do y'all get mad easily?
Bro, I got no socks on again by the way, no weird shit. It's just like my shit got a breed bruh
Yeah, I'll be walking around the crib with socks. Hell no, like I got a lot my should breathe
ill I'm a grown man
Hell no only in certain situations
Where howling hair go bro, I was trying to make it last a week, bro
I was trying to make it last a week, bro. Like I actually really liked that shit
I didn't like it more than my first week more than the
Than the summer smash it that shit was that was awesome. Pimps. It actually was artist fuck
But like I did like it a lot though, but actually it got it started raining bro
next
max he blushing oh god
bro you cheese why is he smiling at me bro nigga bro this really gone nigga
bro yeah you in Jersey right game I might gotta go see this nigga bro yo
what what what on what young streamers I've been fucking with like up and
comment. Anybody curious?
Doody, Mackay, Bill's Oh,
high scale sauce, Brady, Brady,
Loki been going crazy.
Shout out Brady, bro.
He very consistent, bro.
I fuck with that.
Crack baby.
For Monday, call him Monday, Chris.
Yo, I'm live, I'm live, it's good.
Oh shit, my bad.
Nah, you good, you good, it's good.
Trust on, because it's Jersey, I mean it's all my guys.
Wait, who, Smuzzo?
Smuzzo, my guy.
It's good, bro, keep your tongue on my bro.
Yo, wait, are y'all hooping?
No, no, no, no, you was out of the corner
some pass away for, you know,
some of us are going down in the town.
Alright, bet, yeah, I'm live, let me hit you,
let me hit you when I'm off.
All right, buddy, look, all right, bruh.
Yo, let's pay, ironic.
Nah, Chad, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Sometimes, bro, your tongue fly out your mouth.
Like, it just be hide it, bruh.
Bro, you just got it, bruh.
It's just hide it, bruh.
For real, for real.
Do it in the booth with Evil Tyler.
Damn, wait, Chad, who are mixed in the booth?
Who y'all want?
I don't think we did it in the booth since blood, since blood.
Yeah.
Who y'all want?
Hmm, okay, I see someone in the chat that I actually really want to do and I'm gonna call him later, low key
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's your fashion prayers for slayer Pete
Slayer has reported these several complications after a strong
Huh, wow, y'all think it's still on his thing about burgers be so fucking for real. Oh
He not in yeet tour no more
Due to date complications. I sadly won't be on yeet tour. I'm still coming to see you though
Cannot wait to full enjoy my full album. Damn, bro
The anyone was anyone going to yeet tour damn, bro. Wait, do y'all go outside?
Who went check go outside, bro? Do y'all even go outside?
Bro, I be thinking about that like bro, do I check go outside bro?
Me, not me, fuck no, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, dude you wear wigs.
Bitch what the fuck do they gotta do with you going outside musty nigga?
You can't go outside cause you stink.
I saw you in New York, oh I, oh I, okay, okay, okay, okay.
even that low key hard
Chat
How we feel about this one bro now y'all know when niggas got CNB by the way bro we have some very iconic tats
Diva probably the most iconic one, but CNB definitely up there
I don't know if you can copy the diva and put it on your neck game. I don't know if you can put that shit on your neck bro. I don't know game. I don't know. You got a little boy on your arm in a house. Okay. But you rather me have a money rose for ruff ruff ruff though. Like I'm genuinely asking my nigga.
Oh, no, you got a little boy on your arm in a house. Okay, but you rather me have a money rolls for refered
Oh, I like I'm genuinely asking my nigga. I really wanna know bro
Yes first mixtape five forever on a chest like buddy. I remember where we came from nigga when we sell out Madison
Yo big star is not the most iconic, but it's like one of the most community iconic, you know what I'm saying like for us
facts that's facts I'll give you that all right two more links for a for I'm
bolstering but you haven't said a good shit Pete Pete Holland have you seen
this duty-made bag oh yes on that W. Haley snap Holland snap fuck not hailing
dammit new Platboard Max IG story just dropped man fuck out here that niggas
need to learn something bro bro what's going to bro the fuck I don't even
But I actually don't look like there's we don't look like bro. I don't know how you can even do something like this
Doesn't make sense
That dad you you too. That's your twin. That's twin
Punk boy. Oh god. What the fuck is this?
Nigga he spun back. I told y'all stop sending me this nigga videos, bro
Me punk trade max
Right sweet me to come back on stream daddy. What's up? You've been looking good in your snippets. Amy got your IG big
Bring a little prey and identify to my house, so I'm gonna show y'all something
We don't even got a stream
See you later, bro. This is not me, bro. I'm not gonna lie. This is not me, bro
This is not me bro. This is not me game. I don't know why I tell nigga game
This is not me. This should be very clear too
Very clear TK. Thank you for that stuff. We're on my skin man
niggazaa
Well skip this my dad in a room. He's looking at me weird
bro what bro okay we got new to slimy new Duke Dennis oh wait what's this this
history I gotta see this how are you guys damn why is she not playing yes
apparently that was my it's it's it's great you know I think this year hip-hop
took like a different turn you know with myself and Wale and Kid Cuddy. It's a
certain brand of like genuine authentic I guess intelligent music I think that
Kanye opened the door for so you know it's just great to be to be in that in
that group and I'm honored you know that I got to put on a suit and come out and
have some fun. I wonder like how big Drake was at this point bro you know what I'm
saying like bro what's these what's these niggas superstars off the rip or not
like I can't remember brah I was too young who here is old when is this though
this is what like 2011 oh 2009 Nikki definitely wasn't big
yes Jake I almost call this nigga Jake I mean Drake Drake got it interesting
features bro he's definitely a unique looking nigga like stand out
wait what
yes she said who's sexy Drake was known as an actor yeah brother they were
saying the grassy boy and shit right yeah
I think, yeah, there you go, you could probably say that.
Yeah, I could say that.
And his movies are.
Clint Eastwood.
Oh, it's pretty.
You chatting Young Money CMB was top three.
Bro, Young Money CMB, bro, is the greatest label of all time.
Who's competing, bro?
Real shit.
I'm not even trolling it.
Lil Wayne, Nicki, Drake.
They have Rack City, Tyga.
Nah, real shit.
Maybe I'm tripping.
Tell me.
Fine start better. No, I gotta hear what I'm saying. Oh, bro
Like I get what you're saying, bro. We finna definitely do this shit on my life
but bro
So far to date
Nikki Drake a little aim on it
Why is that? Oh, bro, I'm gonna
Look he ah now that was crazy, you know, bro RP key
TDE? Who does TDE got? TDE got Kendrick, they got SZA. Who else does TDE got? That's it though.
The nigga that's it nigga. That's a fucking duo. Rock Nation? Aw y'all right. Who the fuck is
top of Rock Nation again? Niggaz, Jay-Z, Nicky, no not Nicky. Jay-Z, Rihanna. Who was in Rock
at the peak Kanye was with rock nation for a little yes or no he was throwing
that triangle here's on that triangle dream bill now you're out your fucking
mind you're out your mind no no no no J Cole obviously amazing artist I do fuck
with I fuck with boss to I forget his name can I made it no no no no no no no
no no yeah I know that song I forget her name but now I don't know could have
Records by Druski. Yeah, bro. Do say I'm not answering no more FaceTime calls from you, bro
Don't make no calls
Let's check out that new ver kind of yo send me all videos. Yeah, I want me to see
nigga drop this shit say graduated let me know when I can unmute stream yo listen bro
bro just bye bro just bye bro
Yeah
Damn yo baby glitch come on bro, what's going on bro?
come on bro funny my ghost wrote bro come on bro
how starband is doing I haven't heard I haven't heard of her in a little minute
since she popped off how's she doing anyone though I got a question for y'all
Yeah, see how like artists like
Take someone like ice-bice for example like ice-bice. I
Was on her page. I don't know if it was yesterday or the day before and it's like she hasn't
Like she posted like a Wendy's thing and then I don't think she's like really she been kind of quiet probably just working since then, right?
Artists have it's like at a place where like, you know, most artists this is typically what it was before social media era
nigga you would barely hear from artists unless they was on an interview or
doing some magazine or something like that you would never hear from these
motherfuckers you would just hear their music and no when they drop in or when
they shows that means like an enigma it's like some rare you know what I'm
saying but now on social media where you see everybody every fucking day do you
think the next generation of artists will be someone who's constantly putting
themselves in people faces similar to how a creator would or it's still just
someone who's kind of like back relax like not really showing himself or you
know what I'm saying now Brandon I see you see a nigga like Cardi how I say
Cardi peak of like a this niggas a fucking holy shit he's the biggest all
the time from whole lot of red to music I don't know what year I was say is his
biggest maybe what 2023-2024 but like it worked for him cuz I feel like that's
naturally how that nigga is, no dick riding. But it's like, bro, today's artist bro is probably
gotta be someone that's just standing people facing them. Thing is, you have to be good at
your craft too. It's a lot of things you gotta be good at. You gotta be good at social media or
have a team that is good at social media. And you gotta be very good at music. They got better
That's how it's always been yeah, but not really though, bro the biggest artist
Like before bro, you would not really see him bro. Like there's like some mystique to him, bro
That was for act like Michael Jackson. All these bro all these biggest niggas Prince
But it's different now, bro
It's different
Start by pushing yourself out and duck
Now I have my own theories I just want to see what y'all thought though
Take a shit. Too slimy perfect example of good music and good at getting out of there
Do y'all agree with this take? I'm not gonna lie, do say?
Do say you want an interesting nigga, bruh
Hey Max, I wanted to say that I love your wicks
Keep doing it, Maxie Waxie, please reply to me, King, this nigga
What's good, Z? How you doing nigga?
Thank you, bruh, for the love
It's as simple as a pack
Hold up, wait a minute
I just seen a flat plane
And it came to play, I'm tryna make these niggas crack
Am I worth nothing, no cussing
Cause I pop and put likey
I'm flexin' in my white tee
Ballin' like I'm Mikey
We streamin', makin' films, real winners
Like we spikein'
Niggas stop the hand and get your racks up
And get likey
I just graduated two, he actin' tough
Cause he got his glee, I come out glistin'
Klova!
Klova!
Bop Bop Bop
Damn!
Dark Kick A.O. Monty Dillo
Oh, Kenneth hit me with that sub!
Yo, Kenneth, thank you buddy!
Thank you!
yo max tried boxing for one month what should I think about this bro
oh shit damn damn damn fuck that should do fuck me up she kind of carried
yeah why not no point for real you don't got the discipline bro I'll be in a
gym every day bro but I will say I'm not in boxing shape it's not the same now
We don't need you losing any more brain cells yo chat. I ain't smoking three days, bro
I'm smoking three days because me and silkie got a bet
It was like bro, you brought thousand dollars you can't smoke for two days two weeks. I'm like bitch easy
They're good. What the fuck is you talking about?
So we three days there right now. Okay, downtown of her music vid
Let me see. Let's see. Let's see
Get rid of that tolerance. You just got snacking more you talking about beats on me, huh?
You a go box and wrestler a give you work so MMA is the play of my opinion. I'm not learning MMA
Max ain't smoke for three days. He think he's sober now. Haha. Yo chat. What song of the year so far?
If y'all had to say let me see a deal here. This thing is supposed to be
coconut water Janice at the fuck up I was good ready they damn 29 months
bruh it's so crazy to me like bro that's crazy gang I love you bro thank you
for that sub or genuinely okay so look right guys we are about to be halfway
through the year, bro. I love you too. Thank you for that sub, Jase. We are all about to be halfway
through the year, bro. How do y'all feel about y'all year so far, bro? Real shit. How do y'all
feel about y'all year? Do y'all feel good? Do y'all feel bad? We're not halfway through, nigga.
There's 12 months in a year. For us to be halfway through, it has to be July.
Best year of my life. Fuck, 2026. Terrible year.
pretty great gear I miss it we are month six you idiot oh my god bro bitch see
no do I see why my patience is low I'm talking to retort the niggas all day
yo game do you know what you're talking about for it to be halfway through the
year it has to be six completed months aka we have to be in July we have not
past the halfway point holy shit nigga your niggas is dumb bro do I really
gotta do this I bet so look when I'm right I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna whip
my shit out and just smack I out with it with up like a butter salt pow no pain
12 months in a year, Jan, Feb, March, April, May, June, July, August, Sep, Ock, No, Deaths.
It to be halfway through the year it has to be July
June has to be completed. Oh
Yeah, nigga clapping up for me. Hope I love when I feel smart and shit. Everybody who's ready to feel smart
Bro, I know y'all not trolling me bro. Are y'all dead ass oh
My god, bro, I need a stupid bro. Yo, listen, holy shit, bro
Do we like are you serious?
game
month month month month
If it's June 1st, we cannot be halfway through the month because June is not completed my nigga
We cannot be halfway through the year. June's not completed June has to be completed for us to be halfway through the year
That means six completed months six more to go
The hot top like this so you got stamina so you got understanding you stupid ass nigga
Like holy shit. All right next
We got Rayverse Cash
Generation is Doom, Silking, Laser, Oteezus, and Diamond
I wanna see this one, y'all
I WAS SININ' IN THE BACKWARE OF THE ATTICS THEN O
Plackboy Max, what are we maxing?
Bro, what are you talking about?
Money and Nick, Money and Nick, stupid and it
Damn, this shit not full screen
Yo, yo, it's that word, it's Lotto.
And we back with another episode of Lunch Break Freestyle.
We got diamond and tees at the table today.
Let's get into it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, she's got your blood.
Yeah.
This beat is crazy.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
The E-Yung Niggas is nice, man.
I don't give a fuck.
Young niggas is nice
Young young how order they
They not both 30 diamond 30 no diamond 28
Bro, but that's low key young bro. They're in their 20s
Teases 25 their young niggas in their careers what I mean
Yeah, no Kanye blew up when he was 26, right?
Bro, it's never too late game bro. You could be fucking homeless right now
You could be a scrub smelly ass nigga. Uh, you got him a like fucking job-affect nigga
Cuz you just must see you can't get a cut and that's it can turn around your life can change in a week
Your life could change in a day
Never stop believing but he's on me and look look at these niggas bro. They turned around bro
I'm not gonna like listening to it like internet awesome shit
It's all the fucking rat or a nigga give up, but they don't give a fucking a poppin in bro
They're young bro in the grand scheme of things niggas live to 80 90
This whole mess of my job walking so I put a gun in here
You talking cool. I don't so many layers. I'm bringing them up. Okay, so I'm bringing them up
Shooters taking that big it's not get it though. I can't run the orders and noodles. I'm bringing it
My foot is dropping it so this you lose it. I'm taking it bitch. You're arriving. It's so she can't start taking the over
I bought this shit. Are you popular? Oh, because she got to the door
We are sorry to compare him bro, but I'm not comparing him. I'm just asking what's out like
Do y'all fuck with Jesus more or diamond?
Actually fuck that who's our favorite out of
New Y cell Jesus diamond
PZ. Oh, it's PZ parted away. I don't know or a new Y cell and escape
It's st partation is
I
sipping on clay cool sipping no great goose if you're not the homie I promise
I'm sure the buddy no baby you damn well but took a shower in your bitch by
baby you damn nigga have you ever took a shower you go baby you nigga bro like
you gotta hit it with his nigga Sam bro just need a G is damn damn baby you you
I'm not saying to you
Now that's yeah, that's it. Just hit home, bro
Not anymore nigga. Yeah
Now yeah, appreciate you bro. Thanks. Hey look at least I got so though, right at least I got y'all bro
At least I got y'all bro for workflow
have you ever took a shower to kid and your mom start bathing you your ass what the fuck
are you talking about girl I will say this game I remember as a kid my nigga I used to
take the washcloth? No, I was young as fuck. There was no toilet paper left in. Now, I
aren't right hand to the Lord. I've never wiped with my hand, but I had to wipe with
a washcloth this one time. Holy smoke. That was dirty as fuck. Dirty as hell. Anybody
eating right now my bad bro sorry Saudi Saudi y'all say Richie think for that
sub bro I know some of y'all niggas some hand wipers though bro look I'm not
judging bro but that's nasty I would never hand wipe that's crazy what you're
supposed to do man the fuck fuck no what I would say is this though what I say is
this if I had if there was no toilet paper left I'm just going to get in the
I'm just gonna shower and I'm just gonna shower and I'm washing, I'm washing off, bruh.
That ass, you don't wash your hands?
Bitch, I'm not wiping my ass with my hand if there's no toilet paper.
I'm sorry, bruh, I'm finna just have ganglberries in this motherfucker.
I'm gonna hit the shower and we gonna wash off, bruh.
Real quick, real quick, one, two, rinse.
I feel like that's not crazy in my opinion.
Not a lot.
Not a lot.
Let me know if I'm trimming.
Let me know if I'm trimming, bruh.
But they know I'm good off that bruh. I'm good off that not a lot. I'm good off that
I've never used the bidet who in here has used the bidet I
Use a water hose for my ass it feel good. Tell me that they got
Don't start telling us your experiences bro like that keep that to yourself
Because that last part was not necessary. They get said it felt good, bro chill bro. Why is it a little relax nigga?
They're fun. I use a flower pot
Bro, I used to be scared to camp because my mom always told me, yo, son, if you camp,
you may have to sit in a hole in the ditch or some shit.
And I don't like that, bro.
That's dirty as fuck.
But what I'm supposed to wipe my ass with some fucking leaves?
Bend over and put the shower head on for automatic.
Okay.
I see what's going on in this chat, bro.
Yo, I'm peeping y'all, bro.
I gotta chill.
Connie, miss you?
Let me see.
We just asked outfit was so fire
Damn chat do we this one we got nominated for rising stars shit
die
Die
Yeah, Connie would die in peace. You know that kind of you were dying peace. You know that you know that
Can we bring Connie back? Look, bro, I don't even want that for you. You can't say that
because then she comes back and now y'all like, boom, that's not cool, bro. That's not cool. I think be a little here.
maybe
push it push it come in bro no way come in bro come in nigga
I'm still broke right now
Damn
Them mattress dirty as shit that is that is not my mattress, bro
I don't know who was sleeping on that bro. I'm gonna be so honest. I don't know, bro
They said you're a little like a male stripper. Yo, yeah, this is that the alpha you work to the day
I
Bro, what I think again, it's a little dirty like this is not even like being broke like this is dirty
Yo, you know that's not my mattress right I don't know who was sleeping on that my brother you for I'm not on nobody in my family
That's not my mattress
What's wrong with the mattress bro? Why you gotta look? You see that look? What's going on over here?
What the fuck?
I don't know what's going on over here.
Yeah bro, don't disrespect Keith like real for real like.
I was about to ask you to give me a Keith for like 30 minutes.
Cat, you just got here.
I love him.
What you got here like a couple minutes ago?
I got here like 9 o'clock. I was speaking to Keith man, you know, I was catching up.
I got wait. Hold on. I gotta get you a chair. You can sit down
Why don't you lie?
Hey, sir, try to get over it everybody. We're good
Huh, yeah, wait, you barbecued or what that's
I'm gonna use the bathroom or play. I just it's right over there
Dad
Dad you got canabats here
Oh, yeah.
Dad, they saying, what's up, dude?
What's up, child?
Yeah.
Yeah, pull up real quick. Actually not every mom is fine. I'm not gonna farm you
Wait hold on bro, do you know who you're going to get with?
Okay, holy shit, I was trying to keep y'all fucking separating. Now listen bro come sit
a lion? Probably. All right, go ahead. Oh, a lot more change. Okay. Give me a change of fit, man.
Give me a change of fit, man. Get that banana off your desk. All right. Is it bothering you?
You gonna slip on it? The fuck? You silverback gorilla nigga? What the fuck? This bothering you
Making you hungry. What's going on niggas can't eat bananas, bro. I'll throw it out, but I damn bro. All right
Well, fuck
Thank God he better change that sorry-ass max type fit when have I ever warned something like it really?
Yeah, the other funny bro. It's cool, bro. I'm gonna let you know he's right right now, bro
What is this when you was on the phone with headphones run this segment back. Yeah, it requires friends
Thank you, though, bro. Thank you for the suggestion.
Fuck long win, um, yo corza. Thanks for every sub
Wow y'all laughing at that
Wow y'all are laughing at that come on, bro. That's fucking funny. That should not be funny, bro
What if I really had no friends, bro?
What if I really had no friends?
Bit all right. Yo, did I watch this comedy to streamer you application do y'all want to watch these reactions?
Is it good is it bad do you have fuck with it
It's long what about the other one what about the
I
Be tapped I be tapped
You was too late to submit yo listen bro, hi breathe
ampie
Clover whoever I talked to listen bro
I'm on some super senior shit, but I have something to offer for real for real
I don't know why I speak to bro come on, bro
And they saying, did I get accepted?
Yo, they didn't let me submit my application.
But listen, I think there was a way that it went through.
I'm not going to say too much.
I'm not going to say too much, but we might be good.
We may be good.
We may be good.
We may be good.
Because y'all remember that first application?
I might have submitted that, but I do not remember.
But I was having convuls and yaya might have closed.
So let me get a W yaya in that chat, man.
Let me get a W. I got an ad check.
All right, let me put the grippers away for real,
for real, for real.
Would y'all say I live more on the internet
or y'all live more in real life?
Honestly though, keep it a buck.
Yo, fiber's falling apart.
Yo, I peeped that too, like what the fuck?
Internet for sure.
I only exist online.
Real life boring.
I'm not a lot of who do you think you are?
Why are you seeing it?
Anyways, contact me again. He not letting your ass. Sorry. Yo, sorry. I said I bet watch
I only or a farm word
Saab
Internet I have no friends
Max is the date on being in the room. Yes. So look
D Lu and the date it's a blind date. I'm gonna explain what's gonna happen
Old-fashioned style game. We got two chairs. They will both be blindfolded. I told y'all listen
There will be a reveal. They take the blindfold off. I told y'all bro
They low-key match each other energy bro. So I think this could go well. It could also go back
Just like anything life
Your hairline deteriorating. Thanks for that's very mean. Yeah, I know I spent a hundred bucks on his line at right
For you to diss it like I don't really have fucking time for that
She's some fine bad beautiful diva shit. I don't know that mean
2050s hunnest cash
Make it then key loan minus a hundred hundred for bullshit nice one plaque boy. That's not how you spell plaque boy, bro
2050s hunnest cash spend that money fast
We got to do something that I told y'all we was gonna do a long time. Wait what?
What the fuck
Yo, I do not remember this at all check I
Put spanky on a yo Joey with the five W. Joey, bro. Hey shout out to you my nigga. I appreciate you, man
I see how fat I was though. I'm way sexier now. It's not even a competition like
It's dead not even a competition. I don't even know how I was this fat. I didn't realize I was fat
No cat now. It's like I had this chiseled ass Jollan. You know what I'm saying
Niggas a J. Niggas a J
Niggas a like
Now real shit chat hold on body update. I told you I skinny boy summer get on my ass if I'm not looking good
Come on, bro exact same
Yeah, BBL y'all looking at the wrong shit now look no I'm not trying to be some super op the ass nigga, bro
We're not doing that check. I'm trying to be like, you know
We're as body
You built like a 2k paint piece little action figure
Petite bird chest I ain't got no bird chest. That's cat be for real. Huh? I could squeeze these motherfuckers like the rock
be for real bro, nil ain't got no god damn bird chest, that's cow
tch, that's cow
that's cow
this shit healed up
shit healed up and shit, tch
one day once my shit fully covered then we gonna do the full tattoo tour
I would hate my life if you was built like you, see I would hate my life if I was built like you Gustavo
cause that's be for real
alright, never met no Mexican with a good build unless they box or play soccer
fax
Real old bro, and I'm not trying to get on that bro. I'm not talking about the ladies ladies
Yeah, I know I love my Mexican women. I'm talking about the niggas
Never in my life ever ever ever ever
Soundboard fire are you trolling me cuz I feel like you're trolling me bro. I genuinely feel like you're trolling
This is my shit, I don't understand
I
Tell me this song out bigger label paying you some some dog shit
Your music taste as you know how to ruin the song chat this song not fire. It's not catchy
Yeah
That money
Not sure build is almost better than stable one. Oh, yo, don't ever just run like that, bro
Ron Bissani is gonna get asked for two years bro. You gotta play this on your
next rolling louset. Mm-hmm. Alright he playing with me. Better than coconut water?
Why compare two greats? N***a, that's like messy Ronaldo. Real sick though,
bro. Yeah, I think it's weird. You're not getting there no more punk n***a. Yeah,
Niggas can't even dance no more
You're annoying damn I threw the tank all wrong, bro, maybe a little stupid your dad should walk in nigga my dad loves me, bro
He don't walk in and start dancing with me
I hope you know my dad is King says bro real shit. Where do y'all think I get it from her?
Yeah, I think it's done that my dad, bro
I'm not even sure but bro this nigga watch love Islander shit his bald ass watch love Island bro
He's king says did he do this shit and he married a beautiful woman and had beautiful kids
So fuck is he talking about me?
And dang me day for that turn turn one. What's up?
Yeah, why you so so good you said you should use my mom
That's my mom that's mine
No
To divas
Yeah, I found it
Okay
Yo chat, y'all fuck with Luffy come on, bro
Why are you slowly paying to the bottom like that though?
I don't know.
Damn, two-pea-ass tank-tack, damn.
The fuck?
Alright, here we go.
Starting at point guard!
He has pink hair in his hair.
Pink hair in his dress. Fuck, I fucked it up, start over.
Starting at point guard!
He's Haitian.
Some say he's the greatest character of all time in streaming history.
Pink hair and his dreads.
Slyzzy to find started opium the old way
Now chat fuck
Okay, listen now you have pause on it
I did not mean to zoom into this nigga nuts. That's not my fault not dig zoom. It's crazy chat very very
Okay, so look tonight on NTD
my
My nigga D. Lou I'm putting them on a blind date, bro. Are you excited?
It's not niggas not bro. I'm dead ass
I promise you like bro, this is bro
I'm putting you down, but you got to be locked in brother. I think you gonna fuck with her
I'm not a lot. I think you won't fuck with her check
Yes, wow, yeah, I'm gonna stream right now
Let me come to Paris
You want me to be this referral
But now we could
We can put this shit to W or a hell yeah chill yeah nigga.
That's just regular shit though for me.
All right bro look sit down bro sit down.
Now listen the girl she is here she actually was low key here before you bro.
I think she was.
No, no, no, no, no.
She came after me.
All right.
How do you know that nigga?
That's what the people don't say.
All right.
Okay.
Wow.
Nigga said one girl yeah.
Bro it's that there's nothing wrong with monogamy, gang.
We're trying to help him find his one that a bunch of ladies like my boy D. Lou already having that bro
He just settled down and stop being a thought that's what's going on bro
No, no you better show what I say
I
Weirdo, I anyway though. Okay, so look low key I want to I
Want to show the girl with
Chess, and I just blindfold him up and then just bring the girl up or should I have him go in the other room and bring the
Girl in first and then bring you back. I'm not sure
Like I told her do not check my stream. She's checking stream
No, no, but she's not supposed to know not supposed to okay, so yeah, you can I'll probably step in the other room
Okay, I'm gonna bring her in first yeah, go so it's a room right there, but you got a you got you got go away, bro
Yes, go in the back and that's perfect don't use more my mom come on, please
Hey bro, hey bro. Hey bro. Hold on a sec. Alright she's coming, she's coming. Who y'all think it is? Who y'all think it is? Who y'all think it is?
nigga about to quit the way yeah y'all stupid fuck imagine I quit that shit
sat down yeah I think it was crazy
bro y'all is weird as hell bro like what yeah do you walk the way yeah yeah
I
Where are all my scammy ass niggas die
Spend that money fast
2050 on his cash
Yo, we need to make a nigga version of that
Where are all my trinket ass bitches at chat? No troll there do be girls that be spending that shit, bro
ladies that's perfectly fine don't let them trick trip you out on that bro
there's nothing wrong with that at all where all my spend that I spend that me
fat, tiny, baby.
Ooh!
Spencer, Spencer, Spencer.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Hey!
Shass!
They was stuck, man!
You good, my boy?
Shass, they was stuck, man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I know a lot of you.
Sit down.
Sit down, sit down.
Why haven't you heard Daul in the floor?
No, this is my brother T. He played volleyball and shit.
I'm not alive.
Hello, everyone!
Hey, I say what's up, this Shaz.
So Shaz, Shaz.
You play Passivore?
Oh, yeah, man.
We see your Passivore.
I don't even see it.
It's old, though.
It's old.
All right, long, long, long, long drags and shit.
Don't sew that shit on Ken, please.
Why they calling you Dory?
Is that something to make me?
Oh, I remember you did some Dory shit.
I seen a clip of that on some stupid shit.
Is that fun? Where were you?
NDR
Yeah, I was going to say my grandfather and she
Oh, you Dominican? I'm Dominican
Is this Spanish?
No
No, I'm American born, like I never learned that
She's going to teach you
Alright, I'm ready, I'm ready, come on
Hola, cรณmo estรกs?
Uh, ยฟHito?
Bien, gracias por invitarme
Uh, what, uh, what's your name? Maxwell
Ok, yo te llamo Maxwell
No, may I, may I'm on Maxwell
Yeah, Maxwell
Yeah, see, uh, mi amor, mmm, mmm, Maxwell.
That's your nickname, Dent?
No, whoa, true.
Oh, that's my last name.
What you mean?
Why you don't have my nickname?
Oh, because it's a surname.
No, you know it.
Yes, Elliot.
Elliot?
Yes, Maxwell.
Elliot Prince Dent is missing one of my middle names.
My mom's Dominican my dad is um my dad black my mom Dominican Filipino
For real now that's cat everyone tell me I
For real yeah, how do you see my
There's not into your mom. It's hi fuck out of my dad five five
Before before before we keep talking listen listen listen
What's up?
Did you see where you're going to go out of me, right?
No.
But somebody off your set the name.
Bro!
AHHHHHHH!
Wait, what was that again?
It don't matter though.
I'm going to cover you up, so listen to me.
He's hiding?
No!
Why'd they keep filming?
Okay, okay, okay.
He's filming.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Describing, describing, describing.
Chat, he look good, he look good.
Yes.
Why your shit sideways?
No, nothing.
No, we talk too much. Sure. We like what you mean side. What's that way like?
She talking
It's like
One side you see where my hand is there and then your hand is there. Yep
Like my titties here, but it's sure like on the other side
I feel like my mind is fucked up right now. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
But before that right?
Of course you do it. It's my nigga bro. I would not bring
Okay, what's happened? He got waved?
No, no, so before that, look.
What type of niggas you like?
What's your type like?
Okay, my type is like a dreads.
Lyscane with a dermal right here.
Now, Pam, Pam, wait.
Now, he has to have dreads sometimes too.
Okay.
How many times though?
Like a lot.
Or like, you know, so you're sometimes.
I like to have dreads.
You fuck with him?
Nah, this is sexy as hell.
you got. Leg, toe, what else you got? I got this. Uh huh, what's that? So basically
I do this in high school. Uh huh. So above, like below. Oh. You know, then I have a tattoo
here that my dad did for me. Uh huh. Then I got one behind. Uh huh. What's that say?
It's like pause, play, play the memory, stop the pain, you know, shit like that. I only
tattooed me something. Uh huh. And then I got prolific here. Uh huh. Why'd you get that?
prolific means like you know like well and like you know just be something
great for your family and I want to be that I follow that and then what else I
got oh and then I got a slice of this is where I like
guys crazy you crazy for how early how early guess stand up
Like 23
23, ok I said it
I thought I thought you was older than that
Bro?
How was your time?
I thought you was like 26
Everyone would say that
Why?
Because you look grown
Like you look like a grown ass nigga
Like you built right
I'm Mason
No.
I'm not glazing, you're not glazing.
I'm the realist, I'm the liber, I speak my mind.
Oh you're a liber, what month is that?
September.
Oh, okay.
I'm at Aries.
Yeah?
Yeah, let me clean this up for you.
You know, Aries, they get it well together?
Yeah, it's like opposite.
So like, what are you versus me?
Wait, hold on, stop, stop.
Alright, so let's sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
Okay, so look you said your type you like drag has you like niggas with dermal was you like niggas built right?
Yeah, I like niggas. I look different like you tell me like I look at you
I don't like them too cute either because I like my niggas to be like, you know, like a bitch look at her and be like
Yeah, that's not what I'm telling you. I'm like, I like money. It's like me. You know me too pretty
I don't like niggas to be too pretty. Okay. You know me. Okay. So you so you want you want him to look like a mean
Yeah
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Like wait, but you just said
Did you get an ugly nigga, but now you seen you wanted ugly nigga?
Nigga what I feel like you don't know what you talking about like nah
I don't want him to be ugly, but I don't want to be too pretty okay cuz then if you too pretty they like
It's like you he can be he can be
Wait, but you want your clothes with your neck and shit
But I can't be having style though
But they don't have to be that ugly like I mean that prank is you could be pretty having no style
If you if you got swagged and you got swag true, so I like a nigga with swag
You like a nigga with swag over a nigga like just a pretty ass nigga. Yeah like personality swag. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That means I got just a nigga for you
Yes
You guys just trust me though. You trust me
I you arey's I can trust you. You guys trust me
Listen, I'm cute
Listen, if you feel me, y'all, I'm blind folding her up.
It's gold time, bro, now look, no chat.
I'm just gonna be standing back.
I'm gonna be like mediating this shit, all right?
If you're not gonna look at me, just save me.
All right, that's what I'm talking about.
T-Y-V.
You be getting nervous and shit like me, yes, all right.
Come on, bro, that's the thing, I'm getting nervous.
Okay, so you're gonna, y'all, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, hold on, what's up, what's up?
I don't get nervous.
Not mediating, it's me, it's me.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm just making sure you guys
keep them in the chair or anything like that.
I'll be standing or what?
Can you bring one more chair?
I have like a white chair.
You just sit down, cause he's gonna make me nervous if you sit down.
Here's your blonde food by the way.
Who was wearing these?
That's brand new, it's just got washed.
He's lying, this is a super old hat I used to have.
Oh, you can see straight through this.
No, you're kidding now, what?
Oh, I know what you're doing.
Okay, okay, fold it.
Alright.
Alright, ready?
Yeah, I'm gonna grab her.
Oh my god.
We have the blindfold
I can't see shit
Let me get that, let me get the blindfold
Alright
I smell good, I smell good
Yeah
You good, you son
Yo bro, man
I said, thanks for that son, it was good
You a little scared like
Yes, but if he's not my type
You gonna be your type
I don't like niggas with braces
Niggas so slow listen chat. She already knew but D. Lou didn't know so relax
No, you said that somebody said name downstairs. Yeah, I know so
How do you know my
intro a look today I'm gonna be putting my nigga on a blind date I'm
put I'm actually putting a blind I'm putting both my three you want a blind date
it's lit you know what I'm saying she excited I think he excited bro let me
get a high you two been a channel no no but look though you finna get to know
his personality and then you gonna see you know
never seen mmm that's a good point no you're gonna be good though like only
one parent got a look good let me know I'm like that and when people grandparents
they everybody ugly anyway no you ever met a sexy grandpa if I have a me I'm
making my sugar daddy huh that's a good ass point actually I haven't met some
sexy ass grandma I'm not I would that be but you oh sit you know just set up
Right at the burger point. So yeah, I don't know you good. Don't worry though. The nigga he eat bro chat is bro
Not solid, please. Come on, bro. He's amazing. He's perfect
Hell no
We're not doing that three girlfriend shit, bro. Oh, he don't be on that
I'm not gonna lie like if I'm thinking I must know that he better not have no three girlfriends or nothing
Oh, he don't do that. He's strict strictly believe him and not me
Only me? I'm crazy, you know what I mean?
He only here for you, like...
You know him?
Yeah.
Like that's your dog?
That's my nigga, like...
Alright.
I promise you.
Alright, promise you.
You really can't see?
I can't see shit.
I'm gonna finish my whole night.
Alright.
No, you good, you good, you good.
I'm gonna ice my clothes, because I have lashes.
Oh, you good, you good, you lot.
Alright, so they blindfolding him up right now.
Alright, best of luck.
How tall is he?
like 6-2 license 6-2 yeah 6-2 like what's wrong with 6-2
that's not bad that was fun and alright pull me in the air leave me there
hey look I'm not a lot my name is strong as fuck so he can do that
you with me on mission he's strong like you he got yeah he's strong like you
He's stronger than you. Yeah for real. Yeah for real for real. Oh, I want that
I'm on that because you strong. He's stronger than me. Let me see how strong are you?
flesh flesh flesh
Now I look no hold on though like with my bro coming in coming in like you know I'm saying to like you coming in
Me like this fuck that I feel like a little man like chill like we got chill. You know, I'm saying now
Yeah, because look look look I'm sizing you all because you are who you hang with you from true true. So I'm trying to like
No, it's a little let me break you down like this. He's 62. He's strong fuck. He's yeah tattoo. Yeah dress
That's like me all that like you like
Big how the fuck would I know I don't fucking know now like real shit though like now from reports like maybe like
See me hand and shit like yeah, he handled it my boy handle
God was to ever gain any business that's your business though that's not my business like you know I'm saying he would never ever
ever say that niggas don't kiss and tell we don't do that ever like so you don't
gotta worry about that I promise you like you a freak like you wild like me
yeah you keep coming out and tossing the air like no no I ain't no freak are you from me
I'm sure it's tight shit okay all right well all right hold on hold on all right
no no no niggas stop yo yo no you sit down you sit you sit yeah yeah all right
Right here nigga.
Noo nigga!
That's a nigga bro!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Right here bro, sit down bro.
Sit down bro, sit down.
Jackson bro.
You're a bro!
Oh he don't listen.
No no no stop.
Hmm hands to yourself, okay
Yeah, we here baby
Plack boy five stars and five star fucking summer very we in the motherfucking blind date and put my bro on a blind date
Let me know if y'all want you to put rest of the bro on a blind date, but we first here
We might make it right here now, but let them start talking. We're gonna pop this shit off now
Don't say your name. Okay
When you introduce yourself, get something else.
Don't say your name, even though low-key I said your name,
but fuck it.
All right, get it started, go ahead.
I'm gonna just sit here, I'm gonna leave the combo,
y'all start introducing yourself.
Yeah, I get it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You have beer?
What the fuck?
Yo, Lu, tell Lu!
What's she doing, bro?
Lu, she, bro, she, she, she, she, yo.
Bro, she, we like that.
She crazy, gang.
Lu, she crazy, bro.
You have a beer?
Moosey crazy.
Why the fuck you got hair for so nigga?
Take these shits off.
Johnny, you don't want to listen to me?
What's your name?
You're a perv, all right.
What's your name?
Keep your blindfold on.
Hey, keep your blindfold on.
You got a dress?
Yeah, I told you that.
You got a dress.
Make this pussy right.
OK.
What's your name?
What's your name, nigga?
Bro!
What's your name?
What's your name?
Daddy.
Daddy?
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Daddy.
Daddy?
Daddy.
My name is Mommy.
What's up?
What's up, Daddy?
Where you from?
I'm from the Bronx.
What?
Yeah.
Where you from?
Where you from?
Where do you want me to be from?
Oh, wait, ooh, let me see your hand.
Let me see your hand, let me see your hand.
Let me see your hand.
Make a touch me, let me see your hand.
How big your hands are?
Oh my God, you got long ass fingers, Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Hold on though.
You got long fingers.
Why your fingers so long?
You can make basketball?
Huh?
You can make basketball?
Why you sound like that?
What do you mean?
You masturbating?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you sound like you were doing that.
All right, so we got mommy over here.
We got, yeah, you feel me?
Happy, happy.
All right, go ahead, keep eating from me.
Maybe ask where we're each other from.
Where you from?
No, no.
I'm from the town, brother.
I'm from the towns?
Where are the towns?
Queens.
Queens?
You a scammer?
No, no, no, I wouldn't be doing this in my life.
Why'd you suck your teeth?
No, no, that's complete.
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Monkey.
You want a media and shit, but I wouldn't be doing it.
You get money?
I don't get it.
I ain't a goat digging between me, but like,
I hate a nigga that I eat from me that I lease.
I can provide.
Provide, you found me?
You don't even have to make six figure bodies for me?
I'm not gonna lie, you are.
You were bothering me?
What?
You get much more energy?
Let's see, let's see how long,
you're giving us, you're Bronx, Spanish, Dominican.
Nigga, if I'm Bronx, Spanish, Dominican,
the Bronx is not a thing, I'm Dominican.
Spanish or from Spain?
No, yeah.
You're very smart.
You're very smart.
Okay, good, I don't think about things like this
in my case.
Dominican, so you got a lot of damn.
You about, you short, five, hello, five, five.
I'm 4'11, five, three, I'm bipolar.
I have ADHD.
I like putting my hands on niggas sometimes.
Only, only, only, only, only the chill of me.
But if you good, you good.
How tall are you?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
No, no!
That's a nigga!
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, sit down, sit down!
Sit down, what the fuck?
Stream the stream.
Why you touching niggas?
Why you touching niggas?
Why you touching niggas?
Why you touching niggas?
That's not something I don't know.
I can't hear y'all, so y'all stay swankin'.
Come into the date.
I'm not.
Don't come into this date, you go get eight.
I'm coming to this date, bro.
I can't see shit.
Okay.
Nobody's gonna be touching me.
All right, all right.
Now y'all, y'all, hold on, y'all, y'all, yes, you're my nigga, D. Lewis, you're gonna,
I know you like that.
No, no!
Don't touch me!
Fuck, I don't want to hurt you.
I'm not just smacking this nigga.
Don't touch me, just hug.
Nigga, so listen to me.
Yo, man, who's touching me?
Nigga so listen
Nobody everybody calm down. Y'all listen. Please chill. We're gonna resume the date. Yes, y'all are facing each other now
So I can hear you. I want to touch y'all could touch y'all are but with kids sex with yeah
Yeah, we're gonna say with kids say
It's good. Thanks. All right
so
I'm asking the question you say you from Queens
You get money and you have all you
I'm like six six
six one six one match you lie he said you're six two not partly because the
shoes are not all right man you athlete what you're moving so much
why you want so much oh you got hairy ass here
What is this over there?
Oh my gosh, your leg?
This your leg?
Like, you just stamped it?
What the fuck is this?
This shit feels like fucking chicken wings.
What the fuck is this?
This is like chicken, oh my god, I got more muscle than you.
Oh my god, you got her ass on beat!
Why?
Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm a tree, I need to come around.
No, no, no, but listen though, listen though.
listen no listen no like I'm sorry if I speak my mind. Yeah come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Sorry, it's not fair. I'm touching you more than you touching me, but you cannot touch me though.
I say my body's a temple. I'm a gentleman. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Would you know which one you're talking about me? That's what I'm saying, like where you from?
Now I ain't like how you just played me though, like. I didn't play you, I was touching on you,
and I was describing what I felt like. I don't know what I'm saying. Wait, which way you saying that?
I'm right here in front of you.
Alright, but stop taking me like...
Oh, yeah, yeah, move, move!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, bro, chill, bro.
Y'all got it, yo. Y'all can't be fighting, bro.
Chill.
We just met. I told you to put my hands on Nega.
No, no, you, you don't stop.
Alright, alright, come on, come on, come on.
What you want to know about me? I'm not speaking no more.
I don't like, we like...
You don't really want to know me.
What the fuck is so funny?
I got to be funny but yo come on I can't lock it.
Lock it in bro.
The nails done?
Yes.
They all done.
Okay.
I paid attention to this one.
I paid attention to this one.
Nails done, feet done.
Yep.
What frequency are you at?
Can I smell you?
I got a black caraw.
Black caraw.
Okay, damn.
You should have licked it.
You smell good.
What are you talking about?
Let me smell you.
What the fuck is that? Who's that shit?
You know what you smell like?
You gotta relax on my neck cause it's Joey there baby.
You smell like them old people when they have like dumb perfumes?
Why you smell like that? You smell like my father's perfume?
Okay, you wanna...
So you wanna disrespect me and play with me?
You got a chain on?
Yeah!
I don't have a man who speaks English, so how can I communicate with him?
I don't understand you, Nega.
No, I understand you.
What are you saying?
No, he's my boy. He's finished it.
You got tattoos?
Yeah, you got tattoos?
Yeah.
How many tattoos do you got?
My whole shit tied it up.
For real?
Yeah.
Stop.
Oh my gosh, like OD?
Oh
Yeah
You're just as long
Okay, I fuck with that. Okay, so like
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna start adding any questions just so y'all know what's going on
So I need that you should share what's y'all red flags and shit, you know
She said what's happening? Yeah. Oh, yeah, let her know
I don't know I'm more like feeling like I don't really do this media shit for me
Like I'm more on the business side of things for me like I'll be behind the scenes. I'll be
Punished together. I'll be mad like I got a couple of artists. I managed
Yeah, Jeffrey Williams, so
Mommy you know him as young thug, but like that's one of the people
My artists
Slum I managed him I managed
Yeah, I mean it's like multiple artists. I mean it's um lucky is one of my artists
He a artist
Bad Bunny is one of my orders
Go around any corner in the Bronx
I like to make a bond a scene.
Yeah.
You don't do none of the cameras shit.
What's your flag?
My flag is I'm a girl with no ambition.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe that's it.
I like my girls, like, you know what they want to,
like, you know what I'm a traditional man,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, when I'm with a female, like, you know,
I want to pay for everything.
You want to pay for everything?
I don't believe in 50-50.
I don't believe in, you know what I'm saying?
I'm the good I believe in 50-50
Nah, I don't
You see, if a female is with me, everything is good
You see, dancing and rap, dancing on my phone
You see, I don't do my mortgage
I mean, shit, you got property
Property?
Okay, any other birth lies?
Just in hygiene, you see
I like a girl that's up to par with me
Okay, okay
Smell good, nails done, everything
Tastes good
All the necessities, you see
You know they call me delicious, right?
You know what I'm saying?
But I feel you on that.
But I want to, I'm going to say you're sexual.
You know what I'm saying?
So basically with that, I'm not attracted
to what a girl's physical looks or sexual things.
You like the mental, the brain.
I like the mental, you know what I'm saying?
I'm really a personality type of guy.
What's your sign?
What's your sign?
I'm a Scorpio.
I'm a water sign.
Yeah, I don't I don't know that's like that's mine that's my that's my
That's my that's my that's my wife's right. That's right. Yes. That's my
Starring. That's my wife and I was born as an angry so for real. Yeah. Okay, I love it.
Yeah. Yeah, that's like that's like it's like you need in with me where it's like the opposite
So you are and I'm you're in October September September Mm-hmm. I'm a
Say 18.
No.
Isn't it 20s?
No, yeah.
The 30th.
The 30th?
Yes, I see you.
So you said it.
What's your red flag?
My red flag?
It's a dirty nigga.
I don't like men that are messy or dirty.
And I don't like a man to take my money.
Like I want a nigga with his own money
and I have my own money.
But if you need money, I'll lend you some money
like I don't want to make it to live off me you feel me I don't think I don't
think I have access to you know for money okay good good good um another
right flag I don't like ones I don't like we're gonna spend like spend money
around me okay good on a date you gonna spend and like from saying like if we
on the day comes I mean like I do not get money you get money I'm not your
money I don't know it's black car baby like oh that's it I'm hearing that's
childish oh like cash and shit like you don't carry that you don't carry
another birthmark that I have is a man with like daddy issues and mama drama
can't do with that like I need a man with mommy daddy and household because I
reflect on how you gonna raise the kids like I'm saying but like here's a thing
even though I was raised in a single-parent household.
By your mom?
By my mother.
That's a real ass bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
And my father wasn't really in my life.
Fuck that nigga.
He showed me everything that I didn't want to be
to my children.
You don't really see?
I was testing your mind.
You say exactly what I like.
You know what I'm saying?
You say exactly what I like.
But then again, him being that way,
I did speak to him a couple of months.
Me and him just made amends after not speaking
for like 10 plus years.
Oh, girl.
My other red flag is,
I hate niggas with pretty feet.
I like niggas with ugly ass feet,
like big foot type of feet, you know what I mean?
Like.
Well, well, unfortunately, I do care about my hygiene.
And I do care about certain things.
So I do take care of my feet, my hands, and like, you know,
just, I just keep up to par with everything
because I don't like, you know,
they'd be a mess here and they're like that, so.
Let me see your feet.
I like, I like.
So she is blind forwarded,
but do you want to give her the option to hold it?
Let me feel your feet.
I got a feet, I got a foot.
But he has to be able to feel your feet, too.
Oh yeah, go, come on, let me see your feet, let me feel it.
I got a foot there.
You ever put your foot under this hair?
Uh, yeah.
Have you?
Back in my day.
Oh, I like that shit.
OK, we can fuck with each other.
You put the big toe nail on the neck.
Oh.
You like this big toe nail?
My neck is putting that shit down.
His foot is out, his foot is out.
I can smell it.
It smells good.
You ticklish?
Oh my God, you're not ticklish.
Oh my God, you're not ticklish.
Yeah, you do that.
You need a pedicure.
Let me smell between your feet.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I know my feet is impeccable. My feet is amazing, but my feet just don't match my body. That's the only thing.
It's little?
Not it's just white.
White?
You got white feet?
What's your size?
Oh, like 17.
Your shoe size is 17?
Yeah.
A 17?
Yeah.
What should you use to measure it?
A ruler, a remote, for breeze.
Like a yardstick.
Oh my God, this is great.
It's over.
I'm scared. I'm scared. Hold on though, like, you feel me? He felt your feet, like,
Oh, you want to feel my feet?
Yeah, sure. Very nice.
Oh, yeah, it's beautiful.
Suck it, nigga. You want to suck toes?
Oh, um, yeah. All the time.
It's nice.
Smelly.
Oh, that's, that's my...
Yeah.
Oh.
That's beautiful.
Okay, thanks.
You sure? Where my, where my shoes at?
I don't find my shoe.
Where my shoe at?
Where's my shoes?
Where my shoe?
Right here, Cinderella's.
Oh, please.
You like my shoes?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, look at that, you found my slipper,
and now we should get married!
What's this, um, Margella?
Nega Puttace from Steamwater.
I'm a hole in the budget.
Oh, OK, OK, I fuck with you.
No, no, no, no, no, I ain't nothing to do with that.
You're doing your thing.
But look, when I get a nigga like you,
you're going to make me throw shit.
Margella, you know what I'm saying?
Skin, just like that.
I should have lied, right?
No, you got it wrong.
I should have made Margella.
So I need you to share.
What's your dream date?
My dream date?
I'm gonna lose you.
I'm some crazy shit.
It's like on an air balloon, right?
What are you, to my mother?
I was just going to say that.
you and me and we both butt ass naked like just eating like that shit's fire right but then the
conductor's gonna be there so he's gonna see me naked and you that's okay
my dream big hot air balloon yeah so we link up at we link up in the city you know what i'm saying
i'm black truck you know what i'm saying but the day before i sent you with my driver and my a-max
call it pick up whatever you like to go pick up what I'm saying you go shop a
burger bag you go shopping for the day
next day so they're driving back to you I give you a location to come meet me at
so now what we do is you think this is about to be the day no we go to another
location
I
Are you all right?
You want to throw up?
No, no, I don't know.
You don't like my feet?
No, I love it.
Then why are you acting like this?
I can't like what?
You're acting like you don't like my feet.
I can't like what?
You know, you don't like my feet.
Wait, is she, she can see you?
No.
I can't not see you, but I can feel you.
I feel energy.
Hold on, stop.
Hands, hands.
Come on, come on.
Not bad.
Come on, come on, come on.
All right, so what?
Harry has hands.
Hot air balloon, so they not, you know what I'm saying?
They foot.
So from the high air balloon, we'll probably go to the Yankee Stadium.
Okay.
It's gonna land in the middle of the...
A Yankee Stadium?
Yes.
You understand?
It's gonna land in the middle of the shape.
Okay.
The whole shape is gonna be rented out.
Fire.
So when it lands, it lands into a beautiful nice picnic table.
We're not fucking like, can't do some shit.
Can't do a picnic table.
Somebody bring the...
What's that shake off?
The bottle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna have a date in the middle of the stadium. Oh my god. Just me and you.
My dream date. And then... I'm crying right now, bro.
And then, after we finish the date, then we hop in a black truck.
Okay. And then we go to, um, we go to Tarabarro, we go to Tarabarro Clearport.
And then we go hop in a jet. In a jet? In a jet? In a jet.
Then we go to Paris to one of my favorite restaurants. For real? Only one day?
One day a couple
So like that they never stopped that sounds very magical I'm gonna be very honest that should sound like it's not
Unbelievable like I don't think you could do that for real don't don't tell me dream. I don't like shit like that
You got any for
He has I'm not gonna lie. He has though for real. I'm gonna lie to you. You can do it with me again, too
I'm trying real.
For real?
You see, I'm an honest person.
Oh, shit.
I want to see what you look like.
Do y'all want to see each other?
Are y'all ready?
Yes or no?
Do y'all keep talking about...
Y'all keep...
Because look, look, look.
Once y'all take the mask off,
it's a totally different thing.
No, I don't...
I'm scared.
I mean, any of the...
Okay, what else do you want to know?
I want to know, what are you...
What are you looking...
What are you looking for right now?
Right now?
Well, before you start first, how old are you?
19.
How old are you?
I'm 24.
You are a little young for me, but it's straight, but you can stand up.
Are you handling it?
No, she's 23.
I'm 23.
She's 23.
She's 23.
I'm Charlie.
I'm 23.
OK, OK, OK.
You guys scared?
respect that even though even though even though like 19 is legal I still
like don't fuck that I wanted I wanted don't fuck that you can't even take that
to the fucking club now yeah so um yeah I feel like right now you know I didn't
know each other if y'all had to say so far off the combo like what would y'all
rate each other like personalities why just like all of you family very
understandable you don't give Scorpio my rising okay I'll give you I'll give you
seven personality it could go up as how you look I fuck it so I'll give you a
I'm sorry, share my energy, okay?
Give it a real.
Are you a real ass nigga?
I'm a realist.
You gonna tell me when I'm wrong,
you gonna tell me when I'm right?
I don't know, I don't know.
You gonna put me in check
whenever I need to be put in check?
Put you in your place.
I'll put me in my place.
All right, I'ma turn you all around.
Oh my gosh, I'm scared.
On a count of three,
I want you to take y'all sit off.
Do not look at the computer screen, okay?
Okay.
One, two, three.
Oh shit, my makeup.
You got some time to get your makeup.
You got it, you feel me?
Oh my God.
I was tearing.
All right.
My shape lucked up.
No, you got a little mark from the hat.
But you got it.
You got it.
Luke, you good?
All right.
On the count of three,
I'm gonna turn that around.
No, no, no, but you're gonna see him.
You're gonna see him.
I wanna see my soul, hold on.
I gotta be sure you look good.
I look good.
Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, let's go.
Three, two,
so
put it back
put it back
put it back
Put it down, put it down, put it back.
All right, you got it.
Let go!
I don't know what I'm like, do you?
No shape up.
Hold on a minute.
Do you know what I'm like,
do you know what I'm like?
Stop stop stop stop
All right
You do
You look so sensitive in like
good if you want to reference I used to you and take money from bitches see I
like the fire nigga okay so look hold on that turn around was not what I expected
you know what I'm saying guys I'm waiting I'm waiting for um let me let me sit
down I'm gonna get my hair and everything done when I go to the
stream of you that's what I don't want to die it twice oh so we're gonna meet each
other there I'm gonna meet each other there are you going there yeah I'm
follow you because you're mine now did you um did you say your application yeah
but it's okay we hear now but I'll be sure if fucking being that streamer you
like we hear right now we like I was gonna send her application in
straight the car but we'll see how this day goes
See, that's one thing about me, bud.
That's one thing about me.
I'm a type of female that I get my own.
I don't need to do that.
OK.
Yeah.
So how bad do you want to go and share me with?
How bad?
I ain't something I'm not so.
I want it bad, but I ain't going to go through what I've
got to go through.
I ain't got no way home I'm going to do a arms.
What he has, I'm not going to eat his ass for me
to do some crazy shit like you'd never know.
Dude, this even strikes you as a type of negative dude.
Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay. Okay. Okay. She's driving a hard bargain here.
What are you willing to do to go to Schem-
Waaaah!
Ha ha ha ha! I tell you! I tell you!
I want to go but damn Nick, I gotta go through you first.
I'm just sayin', what is- what are you willing to do-
So you wouldn't- so you wouldn't even send the applications when you and Miko went and built Empires?
I'm just sayin'.
We could take over.
I could though.
We could be the next to Cinco and Lala.
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
What are you willing to do to get there?
Nah, nah.
Are you willing to do what it takes?
Yeah.
Samo?
What you want me to do?
Why you got some big ass shit? Why is it so big?
Oh, now that's our both up.
You know me, back in your chairs.
Stand up so y'all can see, you know.
Come on, come on.
So you using kai's name to get bitches?
No no no let me make it through, let me make it through, let me make it through, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, type set, let's deal with the size, like...
Oh you tall!
You tall, like, my boyfriend, I told you!
Oh!
Oh!
Let me see how big your hand is!
I like that snap.
What the shit, down bro!
You don't want to smack your nuts though.
you are no uh if you want to hold on whoa if you was that's that's perfectly normal
what a geometry of a nigga you found me in that girl right now I'm not a little
hot all right so let's not fuck the chat y'all gotta be getting to know each
way y'all the paper really I got y'all the eye face-to-face like come on right
up stand up y'all what's your chair back what the fuck nigga what the fuck is you
doing
I
Look like I look like women I look like women mama in this shit. You flexible. Well, it's what what be on it?
We'll be on it. We'll be on it. He flexible. Are you flexible?
I'm not gonna lie. Yo, that's so totally not even fit in the frame. I don't know what's going on right now
Y'all gonna stand yeah
Oh my bad, I didn't mean to stir it up.
I was like, woman, mambo, mambo.
All right, so look, hold on.
Got two, nigga, one for the, mm, and one for the, mm.
Ah, what are we doing?
Oh, no, this is your team.
No, bro, listen.
What you that fan for?
It was a song.
I'm just saying, if you, if you, listen, listen.
I'm slizzy at that a bit, you are.
So what the fuck are you, nigga?
You slimy, you slizzy.
What are you?
You just run them by you just anything
So look no, not a horrible night. It's just see each other your style to change a little bit
Like it's just weird you look like a bronx nigga like
I just wanted all yeah, that is all of us you need no again like
You checking it?
What you got?
Balenci?
Balenci on the show, though.
$700.
This is...
Lou, tell him Lou.
Lou, kill him.
Lou, kill him.
Ooh, ooh.
So, can you get me a shop in it and update my style?
We're going to do that right now.
Because it's really, everything is closed.
Exactly.
I got store owners that are opening the store for me right now.
That is true.
He do got that.
I'm not going to lie.
Don't say that because I'm waiting to slide.
Okay, so look.
Now that's how I see each other for real for real.
He called me.
Now, that's how I see you.
Look, we got the driver outside, man.
If you want to take her anywhere, we mobile.
Look at here.
Now, we're going to see how.
Go ahead, make that call.
Now, let me not boy like that.
You're going to block that.
Look at his blue.
It's hostile.
Like, yeah, yeah.
Who are you calling?
What?
I know store owners and all that.
This is, this is, this is Burdell, you know what I'm saying?
I know two people have Burdell right now.
I thought Burdell, let me go through your phone.
We wanna go to sex.
Then you can not pick up the phone.
You wanna do sex?
Holy Oregon, we're not,
they don't even want to come to me.
They're not at gamble, he donates it, bro.
Come on, look!
Yeah!
They're good!
You ain't nothing if you don't do it.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, you could, you could, I wanna come shop real quick.
You could, you could open up sex for me?
I just wanna shop with you, though.
Is it just you?
It's going to be like me, a girl, and I got like two other people with me with security.
I'll come in like the next hour.
Okay, let me call Alan.
But is it good though, right? I can start making my way there?
For you, it's always good though. Let me just come in with Alan so we can go from the door.
I bet, but I want you to be there so you can have me out of here.
Okay, let me just make sure that Alan's over at the door and I'll be there.
It's not heading that way. It's not heading that way.
like who why did not know what oh fuck you is like that my body's like that my
body's like that yo whatever you want my man to buy that shit Berkins you want
Chanel that's that you gotta buy for me now let me really like that that's us
now that I see each other like rate rate each other one-fifth and the other
I
Mean the Jimmy see these thighs I
Can get you right
Well, what are you like a skinny nigga like I do?
But I could get you right okay
Before you are
I give you a solid six
Get the fuck out of here
I just don't want to gas you up cuz I don't want to see you.
No! I like my niggas to gas me up.
If you don't gas me up, the next niggas gonna gas me up.
So I give you a, I give you a, I give you a hate.
Thank you. You gotta, you gotta make me feel like I'm the baddest bitch though.
When I'm outside, I be like yo, my nigga think I'm the baddest bitch.
And when another nigga come up to me, thinking like yo, you so bad, like shit the fuck up nigga, I know already come on, it's on me.
You know what I mean?
I'm sick though, like, you gotta, come on, check the facts though.
Alright, make my nigga de luda.
Some work to be done.
You look like a model, so I like that, you know what I mean?
Nah, I do model.
I see you, I like to cook, so I'll see you.
I do model. I'm actually going to fashion meet.
Nice.
I won't have you show.
Okay.
That's fine.
Time for a wrap.
I know if you get a hairline, you'll be fired.
because in hairline in like haircuts it's like a man makeup so I gotta see you
on your best day but I love you on your worst day you feel me like I like this
and you see you put in makeup you know what you're here now you got the
water pee where that shit you got the fucking the nigga from from from from
What's that shit called?
And they gotta be like, come here, come here, what the, what the? Wow. What's that nigga name?
Goku. No, the one with the, what the thingy right here?
Shit, goddamn it. I don't know, Pikachu. All right, come on. That don't matter. But look, I did a name.
I'm so real shit though. I know if you have to hear me twist that, and you feel me?
I can help you if you fix this
Well, you never seen you what?
You ain't know you was you was going on Monday today
No, they said first impressions the best impression. No, but look though
His man is Chris for his is
Cuz he is mad sharp his bitch has got the fucking ball but did tell me
What's your fucking mother?
Oh, no, I didn't call this is this is my this is my oven means like the other store
Motion for work for a life you do
What's up, are you doing you let the store right now or not?
All right, so I'll probably go up on you tomorrow say let's in the city. Yeah
It's like if you whatever you want to do just text me beforehand just I know like you know, I bet
All right, but I appreciate you
Everything good man, you know everything copes that everything smooth man
You know how I actually got a I actually got a girl right now
So if you got any women clothing that'll be amazing
I want to do like chrome and shit like that. You can do it if you got bags to send me some me
Let me know what bags some bags you got tomorrow tomorrow when I get in I'll send you some stuff that I have
I bet
All right, got you, bro. I bet
Hello, though, I don't believe in time there
It could always be talk
It could always just be talk
He was just on the phone
Everything I believe when I see
You know what I'm saying, I saw her to me based on.
You had to prove me, you had to prove me that you really got it.
You know what, I'm picking her up, bro. She said she wanted me to pick her up.
I could definitely pick her up.
I could pick you up or not. I can pick you up. I'm a furthest fuck. How can you pick me up?
How do you want me to pick that up?
Like, I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna sit down, like this.
Like, pick me up, like this. Let me see.
No, but I'll pick you up.
No, like, nigga, from my left up. Like, I'm gonna sit down on your hands. See if you can pick me up like that.
Nah, I'll rather do it like this.
Nooo!
Shit!
We gotta get in the gym.
You need to push ups?
We gotta start now.
I can't have this. What if you get rimmed by Ops and you can even fight?
I'ma be honest, bro. If you went DLU, you were safe. Just know that.
Like, you were safe.
He can even pick me up. You can't even do nothing with me.
No, he could bold pause. But if you feel me, that's my nigga. I just believe in, bro.
Yeah, you feel me? Crazy?
All that shit, like.
Yeah, all that.
Tell me how you put some...
How you gonna do it?
Fuck.
What?
You wanna show me?
You wanna show me?
Nah, I can really show you, bro.
I can really...
Show us.
I know. How you do it?
I don't know.
How you gonna put...
How you gonna put some shit on your head?
How you...
How you...
How you gonna black real quick?
I got you.
Alright?
I
No, I'm not gonna lie. This nigga's a weirdo, yo.
This nigga's a weirdo, yo.
What the fuck?
Anyway, look, bro, I don't know.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Look, this is about you.
This is about you. This is about you.
No, you never seen that shit.
What the hell?
You never seen it.
Deep love! Deep love!
You never seen that shit? The Yes, King nigga?
Oh, man.
I
Would you say that you guys are each other type for
You don't fuck with you.
Now this is my dog.
I mean, you're tall.
Like, I'm going, but I'm not overly going, you know what I mean?
Won't make you overly go, like.
Won't make you overly go?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's that?
Like a love, so below.
Like a what?
You got that?
Where?
Like a title.
Like a love.
Like a what?
You got that?
Where?
Wait hold on a sec.
Why, why you say hi to me?
You hairy as shit.
You got a bush.
Hold on don't listen, listen, hold on don't listen.
We are, you got to understand like
my negation though.
Negation?
That's how I say.
My grandma, my great-grandmother.
So you got to understand like that.
Like you feel me? Like that's like seeing a Dominican person
seeing him here and being like, damn you
The mannequins like we broke this shit
Yeah
What do you want to fix about the loop
Okay
Yeah, Lou! Yeah, make him smile, though, say, like...
But another thing I'm gonna do, I would, like, trim up a little bit, like, too much hair.
Are you gonna, like, hair your hair?
Nah, nah, nah, I'll be shaving.
And there's nothing wrong with that, though. There's nothing wrong with that.
I super shave my hair.
That's a lot.
Are you shaving your hair?
Not, like, I'll be trimming it a little bit.
Yeah, I'll be going bald.
I'll be going bald everywhere.
So it's a bit pause, if you don't want to, it's cool, like.
Nah, like...
This is like regrowth, but are you gonna bald? Yeah, bald chest?
Yeah, I will fix you up. I'll do your hair for me
Wait, so and cause how to do your hairline like I'll fix you up. Whatever you know, you know
Nothing in a row. I'm not gonna lie. You still taking her shopping
So
Right not whenever you say it's going to make I'm just asking cuz you know I'm streaming this
I'm with whatever to what we doing. Oh
Shit, I mean chat. Should we go either real yes or no
Hold on wait. Actually don't chat. Should we go I around? Let me know or that
Should we go stopping on stream? Before that though? I'm not gonna lie
I gotta have a combo with each of y'all can you go to the you know the bathroom or the bathroom right?
I know your bathroom is that only because they show me I never been here before
All right. All right. We say something here about me. I'm a dumb.
I don't know. We play as men. I don't get in that.
Can you put my phone to charge for you while I'm going?
No.
You just put it on the side.
No, I'm a charger. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Whoa.
All right.
You want me to stand right here?
No, no, no, no.
Chad's being a no don't go shopping.
Chad, Wayne.
All right. Either there or downstairs.
But you can't watch this dream or they watch in the street
No, but they might be watching it on a
How you feel brother that's not how you feel she's not watching I've heard from I have her phone
Wait what
Listen, you just said you mean a Jeffrey baby
But it's like when it comes to walking the walk
And the guy came before well, I'm trying to tell you is all right
We can't do I'm not the girl. I'm not to go touch my brother. I say your brother. I'm like
Actually, so like yo listen yo
No cut no check y'all gotta learn glue don't give a fuck like
Where should know you do I think there is the pink make it pop anyway. Oh my boy. Don't need no cut
He dags a bag no cut
Cap
We're gonna get that five-star business card soon, buddy. I got a chill. It's coming. It's on the way, man
How do you feel fuck this baby? How do you feel about her bro?
I did good I did good, huh? I mean
What you mean bro, you know what I like
Know what I like
Come on me come shorty coming through trim. No she's straight. Don't she?
All right, so yeah, hi. Hi. This is just you like milk. Why do you say I'm milk?
No, that's FB DJ
No, that's silky silky. That's me silky like milk is a fucking milk game
And don't let that nigga tell you any other I don't let him tell you anything else my little fuck about his ancestors
Hey, I don't want to
Dr. Marnie to have a whole
Intervention with that nigga. Fuck you talking about
What do we what do we do now like you know, you gotta be like
They gotta be your fault
It can't be my fault
You gotta be your fault. You're like, oh, damn, hell, we can't do it today. We got a flight in the morning
I'm gonna be like, damn, Max, you always do that shit, bro. I'm trying to save some money, bro. What the fuck?
You're gonna be like, damn, I'm sorry, Lou. Shit. Maybe like next week when we come back, I'm like, it can't be my fault.
It can't be yours.
For sure.
I'll take one for the team.
I'll take one for the team.
okay um maybe is there any promise you ever known hang out like would you ever hang out with her
again like oh yeah sure sure sure but shopping no like i'm short though but that's what i'm saying
like look me with a girl so i got like oh i'm gonna say the eye well camera don't work exactly
we're gonna go eye well i'm okay hungry as fuck
So you just gotta I'm gonna say it doesn't extend that far. We don't have data coverage
about
Yeah, she doesn't do it is out of here. Here's the thing with me, right? I know how to talk
for a good one. So I got like at least 48 hours to have sex with a girl or the truth
is gonna start like
The truth is gonna start unfolding about me like on our 50 she's gonna be like wait,
This is broke wait home on this nigga. Wait wait wait. She's gonna stop putting she's gonna stop putting shit together
The first 48 I know how to
Okay
You say so you want to clock right now? I'm gonna clock right you want to clock
Yo, I got the arrow cam like all the batteries and I made sure to do a walk around all the range
No, we're good. We're good on that.
Kitch!
Wait.
I got all the extra batteries to your heads.
No, it's always a white thing though.
That's classified as racist.
It's always a white thing!
That gotta be some-
Oh, that's right! Every time!
That gotta be some type of racism.
Somehow.
Someway, somehow.
I'm over here trying to-
That's what I'm saying!
That's your chat.
Okay, look, look, listen, listen, listen.
So,
I'm gonna talk to her.
Look, is there anything you want me to tell you, like, feed into the convoy, like?
Real shit, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
I would tell her I reached my limit. I reached my spending limit.
No, no, no, no, that's not that.
Okay, don't tell her that.
No, no, no, no.
Because running is not as boring as no fucking spending.
There's no spending.
Fuck.
So what is he what is he? I'm gonna go with your judgment. All right. I'm my trucks. I got you. I got you
Lucas send up says send them says bro, New Jersey stream is the best. Yeah, fuck them
Send up says bro
Holy smoke. Holy smokes
Holy smokes
Bro, just make your way to cookie connect
Yeah, I'm gonna say
You don't want him to charge?
Nah, hell nah.
I know you're a liar.
Yeah, you got a portable nose, so you're talking.
All right, come on.
So listen, you talk to us like, hot, hot.
You all right?
What the fuck?
All right.
My shoes came off.
Nah, yeah, you good.
So like, how you feel about wanting to get into shit?
About him?
Yeah.
I feel like off the first day of us meeting, it's a solid, like, you know, we get along.
But like, I would have to get, like, you don't get to know a person in a day.
Like, I need to get to know him more.
That's true. Hey, you might have gone that third date until you stopped me. You know the helicopter you say
Yeah, I think it's happening. What the fuck? Why would you say that?
Because I feel like
You from Queens, they can make it from Queens like why you smack yourself because like I said my man
It's I meant to say my bro like I know what you mean when you say nah, but I'm saying man
I got to say man. You got to add that
Man, suck.
Yeah.
Because you would say my man about a nigga is fucking with me.
Your man, but I'm saying my man's like,
that's my man's my bird.
My dog, OK.
I don't know if it makes me lying for the whole,
you know what I mean?
What?
Yeah, like, let me try to show off, and shit.
What?
Yeah.
Stop, no.
I know game, bro.
I know game, bro.
Like, I know a nigga is lying.
Yo, him trying to call him and trying to prove a point,
he's lying, bro.
If he really got it, he would be like, pull up, let's go.
show you. You feel me? No, but... He can cause. Oh. And tell him that because you're like,
like, nah, nah, bro. I can smell the lies. Why can't you smell the bullshit, bro? Oh, you smelling
the, uh, what's that shit called? You know, saucepun? You're Haitian. So look, what I'm trying to
explain to you, though, is that's not lies. Like, so my niggas be like, we don't cap, but the problem
is though, we're on stream. So like, it's kind of like, you know, it's not necessarily the best
thing for a stream. No, it is. Like, I'm not a niggas lying because my dad used to lie to me
me a lot. You feel me? Oh, wait, what? Oh, you got a dad and shit? Yeah, I have a dad.
You want me to call him? I mean, you said fuck you like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, I wasn't just like questioning how the dad like, I got a dad and shit. You don't
got a dad though. But I could tell when he gets lying. Okay, okay. He's lying. Okay.
No, he's not. The problem is I hold him accountable for like he a real nigga. He don't lie. He's
super genuineness integrity truthful honest kind loving you throw me you're
putting your hand in a fight for him too hard no no it's just kind of like bro I
just want you to recognize what he's gonna take you shopping how many times
Where you want to go what story that's where he's gonna say
You believe me believe him I'm not a liar. He's not a liar. We do that shit. I just want to say
The thing is shopping just a little you know, but I don't need him to take me shopping though
He offered I
Know so he's going to live on a promise like he
Me
I'm okay when niggas grabbing for me like
We cool, but he ain't trying to show off in shit's like
Nigga you trying to do too much you just made me touch you like you trying to like you found me
You understand and you do that to a girl
First time you meet them. Oh
No, no, no, no, no.
What, like, a lot to a girl?
Yeah, like, yeah, I'll take you shopping.
Let me call somebody right now.
Fuck no. What the fuck?
That's not him taking nigga out of here.
You been drinking?
Yeah, like, man, like, sometimes you just really got, like,
you know what I'm saying, like, so you're gratitude for it.
You sure you don't be lending me that nigga money?
You sure you don't be lending that?
What? Where the fuck? You heard that from?
What would make you even think something like that?
I'm just asking bro!
No, no, no, no, he's very um, he's very self-sufficient like, he do music, he manage people, he stream,
like he do a whole lot.
Somebody, he managed Young Thug, Luke, Malik isn't she?
No, okay, so Bad Bunny, that was a joke, that was a joke, that was an obvious joke.
But Young Thug, yeah look, he on his team.
He get money?
Yeah
I'm so you like house
She don't believe it like I got really I got really so her
I mean a boat digging for like if a nigga
If a nigga tricking, I'm taking I'm never gonna say no, you know me guess who this is
That's no that does him I guess what to the left of him
This is this is Cardi this Cardi Cardi. Yeah, playboy playboy Cardi. Oh playboy Cardi. Yeah, I mean I couldn't saw his head is down
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're good. You're good. You're good juice will pass the way
RIP. Yeah. Yeah, so look, um, yeah, like mom. Yeah, like he do it. That's Jim Jones and shit like oh, I meant Jim Jones
Yeah, like he he is he established like my boy
He do this like this is not no like this is not no you feel me like you sure he started because
Where where you see that I don't know you click some shit, I saw it but I see
All right there low me go who the fuck is that oh that's one of the me goes that's one of the me goes
You got him?
Okay!
He's my motion!
Now, most scene!
I'm not drinking motion.
Most like capital M, though.
Capital M, like, it's not...
He's got motion, motion.
Motion, most like.
Not a little like.
I look...
He is the light parties he has never attended.
Yes.
Thanks for the learning.
Thank you.
You are to punch you in the face.
Are you on stage?
Right off the stride.
That was our performance.
You know what I'm saying?
Lucien!
You know what I'm saying?
He's the same thing as me.
You are happy.
You know what I'm saying?
You are the creator.
You are the most interesting.
Just not even this not even his man. He has five
You ever did for X?
For X you ever did for X he do this. This is not the rap the rapping stuff
No, what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is for X for for X for X for X for X
What is that? Oh?
Just understand my boy
He do all like he got mad source of income. He got real estate make beats your manager. He streamed make music
You too?
Yeah, yeah.
You're fucking.
No!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You're lying!
You're lying!
You're lying!
I'm telling you right now, this is my nigga, I would never even cat for him, like, that
ass, like, I don't lie, you've found me, I personally like being honest with people, especially
when we first meet, like, we first met.
I'm not gonna lie to you, but yeah, you're my manager, that's what you meant, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so he officially, he's getting money like this is not no, this is not no like little game, like he does this, Deleu, Lausie.
Lausie burnt.
Like this is not no joke though, I'm trying to tell you.
Why are they matching dreads?
Okay, so now you're asking too much, like I don't know what the little vibe was for the day, maybe this was aesthetic choice, maybe there was one.
Pitch, Pitch, I don't fucking know.
He looked like he could be Lausie son.
Yeah, like who's the younger song like his kid? Yeah. Oh, no, no, they're cousins. They're cousins? Yes. You don't get that vibe. They both got energy and shit. Like, I mean, shit. Okay, look, whole point. What I'm trying to tell you. Okay, okay, I'm gonna fuck with the nigga. Okay, back. Damn, you saw him. Okay, I'll fuck with the nigga. I'll give him a try.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Get started, baby!
Oh!
That's on you.
He got to, you put him in a pedestal.
Like, he got to sell that shit, you feel me?
Like, you making him see all that?
No, he got to, he got to really be on it.
Because I'm like, you feel me?
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
Shies, bro.
I don't want no regular shit.
You're right, you're right.
No regular niggas.
You need no regular niggas though.
I don't want no regular shit.
I'm trying to build something for myself.
And I want a nigga to be there with me and have
the same energy as me, you feel me?
I don't want to rave about Queens, booger, like, nah, man.
I need a girl, man.
He barely be in Queens, like, I'm gonna be honest.
Like, he travel, he be in Florida, he going to Paris fashion.
You want to go to Paris fashion?
Yes.
I'll come.
Yo, Lou, come back up!
Lou, come back up!
He got money, y'all.
Yes.
Yo, Sat, Dudilu got money.
Come on.
He better be taking care of his mama.
She good?
comfortable I don't even think she worked no more like that's okay comfortable
I don't even think they cared me oh yeah okay child should I jack him should I
give him a chance come on come on I can't machine come on
yeah Jack him clap him over there so that is Jack him clap him squeeze him so I
like he ain't casein' or that shit.
All of that, all of that, right, for real.
I'ma be honest.
I'ma give him a chance, okay.
But if he's not, he got, he got tonight to do me.
I don't know what to do.
If he's not going, I'm going for the bro.
If he's not good, I'm going for the bro.
He not that good though, like if I'm being honest,
like I don't think that nigga was,
I feel like he do be lying sometimes.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I can't tell though,
I haven't known him that long, only like a year, but I feel like
He be lying
Oh my god
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing
He good, he good, like, yes
He got tonight to show us up
He got tonight to show us up, no
Alright, give him 48 hours though
48 hours
Can you promise me that?
48 hours
48 hours, yes
48 hours
48 hours
And 48 hours, you know what I'm saying?
You will be able to know if my nigga Dulu is the one, if you can fuck with him, all that shit.
Okay.
Alright?
You're a great man.
You're not the one who swiped cards, it's him.
I don't even got a wallet, he's my manager.
Why?
I don't got my wallet on me like, just my wallet.
Yes, all that.
Yes.
Like, I'm telling you, let me tell him to come back up.
Okay.
So I'm trying to say nah, but that's all I am hungry though. So I don't know it's 10 59
So so we go I wrote get food like real quick and then I'll come back to the desktop. I'm hungry as fuck
He pays he should pay I am I hope I hope I
He'll play. Yeah, my nigga, my nigga Lou.
Hey, my nigga Lou.
Okay, he had to show me. He's our nigga.
I don't mind for his money though. You found me?
What's your best, what's your favorite thing about my nigga Dulu?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm trying to like work with him.
Everything.
I love everything about Dulu.
You get him at the right time. I was talking so highly about you.
D. Lu
Had good combo I explained to her that um the holly tunnel broke down so we can't go to the store, but
No, that's just they happen again
I'm not having this as learning bro, cause your man said, your man said you had the bread.
And he's gonna take me now.
Oh you had him explain to me.
No, no, hold on, hold on, wait, okay.
And he's gonna explain to me bro.
Now look, that was the hollentown shit, that was a joke.
But real shit though, the reason is because it just, you feel me, it's not the best stream
content.
Let me guess, you're happy to happen?
I'm not, bro.
He's sad as fuck, you don't see his face.
He sad as hell though.
So are you sad because we can't go shopping no more?
Yes, he was gonna like release Blurge on you.
It's like maybe we'll go tomorrow.
You know that one Drake song?
This nigga Lug Drake, you know that?
Turn my bitch up, turn my bitch up.
Like he on that like...
Tomorrow!
Hopefully.
Wait, I got to go to Paris.
Wait, what?
But wait, Max is safe.
I want to go to Paris.
He's sad to go.
You got to pass with this shit?
Yeah, dude.
He said he's gonna pay for my plate.
Yeah, of course.
I didn't say that
Hold on bro
Chat someone login bro. Go ahead. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry ten nine. Just tick tock eight
Six five
Go to your QR code someone probably don't get it before you don't
Don't worry, we're not gonna use your account bro. You're good. You're good
Yo, you have to accept it bro, stop being a fucking bar which are I look at it tick tock
Don't be a bot. Come on
Yeah, there we go
I go
So like the fingers
You have to retouch the rules
Tonight
On N2D
See, you look cute there
I don't know what the fuck it is
Like right there you look like top of a nail
I'll be like, ooh, who that
Damn your hair, move man, move man
I was like, how many years ago
I was like how many years ago?
This was last year tonight.
Back here?
I don't know guys.
I don't know what to do.
How come you downgrading instead of upgrading?
What the fuck?
You gotta go back to the boys in the drink.
You see me?
Yeah, I'm looking like a fucker.
I feel like that nigga's not disneyed, though.
Like, like I'm getting casted.
All I gotta do is get my hair done.
That's really cool.
Yeah, they say hi to me when you got your hair done.
I fuck, I'm fucking with you, you fummy.
Shout out to me to fuck with you for this high up.
No, but like you gotta fuck with it though. You feel me?
And you do though, like
I told you, you can hook another bitch
No
No, no, no, that's, you know, that was on, so you know
Yeah
Now don't worry, this is Edison shit, you see
No, you try to show me this
No, you look at boy, you look at girl, like a little low like
This low size, this low
Yeah, I'm looking at you
This is
This is
Yo, you are counting on me
How about that to me, bro?
How about that to me?
Fuck
What?
Come on, this girl edits, though
I have to look good so you know instead of going shopping because I could do that at home time like I said
I told you know what I said look I said, I want to go shopping today, bro
What the fuck
No, that's cap that's cap that's cap because I've seen the camera man tell me everything's working good
What?
He's racist.
No, he's not.
He did everything with working good.
No, he is racist.
He seemed nice to me.
He's racist.
Um, that shit is fucked up.
So he's just trying to be outwears.
He was trying to get some numbers.
He does that sometimes.
It's weird.
I'm not that kind of person.
It's weird.
If he had a chance.
It's okay.
When we go to part.
When we go to a party, we go shopping.
Hopefully, because I'm trying to get us out there, but I don't know if I can.
We gonna go for sure but I gotta make sure everything's tuned in.
So yeah, he gonna sit you in, he gonna figure out the flakes, Lua already told him.
She was trying to say yo, by the night I'm gonna know if I'm good off him.
I'm like, yo, give him 48 hours.
You feel me?
I'm like, yo, give him 48 hours.
I'm like, give him 48 hours.
You feel me?
You feel me?
But don't 48 hours don't go, I have my oxylox go over, right?
I can go for the bro.
For sure, he can do my hours, you know what I'm saying?
All right.
Give me 48 hours.
I'm going for the bro.
For sure, you can do whatever, you know what I'm saying?
Alright, back.
You gave me $47 bro.
$47?
It went up.
Nah, it went down.
Oh yeah, it went down.
Yeah.
That was a little bad.
Yeah, it was a little bad.
Yeah, alright, I mean shit.
Yo, Luca, pull up, let's get food bro!
What can you do in 48 hours?
For how you gonna show me that you got negative in me?
Whatever you want.
Like what?
Whatever you want to do.
Alright, let's do what we can do right now.
We can go get something to eat right now.
We're gonna figure out the whole shot. We should be able to go. Is there another like way we can?
Why don't we just get that? Let me call my helicopter down. Yeah, bro. You be forgetting you have that. That's my thing like
Like that's just what be fine. He ain't like you forget you have that. Come on, bro
Yo, magic switch us switch us
So why do you say line? Why do you say line?
That's nothing that's not where yet. Not yet
What's that called?
A holland tunnel.
What the fuck is a holland tunnel?
It's how you get to the city.
Are you saying that we lying?
Wait, the tunnel is shut down?
I just want to know what should we do.
Do you think...
You got me in this young black man alive.
I'll never say that.
Something like that.
Okay.
Well, you said you ain't got money.
Like, that'll take it to who you are.
you are bro you got a lot to me bro if you show me some shit we're too
everything bro you gotta prove yourself bro because now you're capping bro now
you're capping not like you're a cat and you're a person of a queen so you're
a person that all the niggas in Queens or if you're a liar everybody in Queens is liars
So her bro, I mean
You know I take
Yeah
D. Lou around D. Lou was grinding early by the way anything that's home in land is
200 followers net worth basically zero dollars by 22 his average and
Wait, no, no, he don't got zero.
I want you to know that.
Who can you bring?
$30.
No, that's that $23.
$24.
Now in 24 with a loyal file
No, stop
Can you, look, Noah, it's not done
Streaming schedule and rising influencer deals
His current net worth is estimated around $150,000
From chatting behind the scenes
To becoming a recognizable name with pink dreads and bold content
Comment pink dreads
Hey, Alayu, you look dumb good there, bro
OOOOOOOH!
Who is that nigga? Who is this nigga?
Yeah, hello
You got money?
You see that you see that like what baby said Google said my network five million
I got that shit in cash come on like
Tiktok say his network 150 he could spend it on you tomorrow like he only all right
Where we going he said you're paying for the food tonight
You are okay good you manage him to write
I'm putting national figure you are
you are?
Yeah
But he said I was going to be his manager?
Yeah
Yeah
But then he said that you have his ball because you're his manager
Yeah but the money is going to be coming from you
Because he said I'm going to pay for it
Yeah
He's worth the IRL backpack
Yeah bruh
Aye bruh
Aye come on bruh
What the fuck is you talking about?
Yo, yo, let's walk bro. Let's walk
No, yes
Being that shit, bro
You want to be in 5 Star Hashtags?
Give me.
Nah, that ass loose.
You come on, bruh.
You know this, like, we know this.
My real shit track is I'll be sending people
just people that I fuck with on anything.
I'll be showing them.
What they do there?
5 Star.
You guys just see, but just know it's crazy.
And once you win, you can't get out.
I got to fight bitches?
I can't say too much.
You can't say none, but I can't say too much.
I'm with you, though, so like.
Yo, magic's, magic's.
You're hitting them, right?
You hit bitches?
Whoa, no, we don't condone that
Yeah, we don't condone
Get the fuck we do with the bitch hand me, she jump in
She the fuck you gotta send me
I'll put my hands on the girl, I ain't put my hands on her
Who the fuck in hand you touchin?
Who the fuck in hand you touchin?
Nobody
Okay, back
Yo, magic's right, yeah
Yeah
Yo, tight one of them
Yo, tight one of them
When we're on a new camera, it took a break
Yo, I dare look at a go outside as a blurry
Huh?
Hm?
What?
What?
Huh?
That's a furry you mean nigga?
What the fuck is that?
You just said a blurry?
A blurry?
What the fuck this shit is?
Holy shit, you like-
This is-
This is um- um- um- Panda!
Yup.
The pink panda!
No, no.
No, it's not no goddamn panda.
That is a furry.
What do we mean by jack-
I don't remember, bruh.
It's not gonna lie.
So where'd that phone in?
Uh, I've had it for a while.
I'm not gonna lie.
BRODER!
Say no to your phone.
Yo, huh, let's go though.
huh wait what what came we on nah cuz we're not gonna brush over that this
nigga just said you a fucking way
boner
stupid
you know what's up bro what's you doing you really want to flick up with that
All right.
I look like a sexy-ass...
mascot.
All right, Sadler. Who going?
I can't, I can't. Where is he?
All right, come on.
I can't see shit.
Put your eyes on it.
It's too hot in there.
Too hot.
All right, Sadler. We got these minutes.
We said we were gonna go get some food.
I'm not gonna lie bro, no cap, we can use them, yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Oh D-Lil, you still got some driver outside?
Yeah.
All right, back to the rig then.
Okay.
Don't say it bro, I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna get my eyes!
All right?
All right.
I gotta fix my eyes.
Cool.
Yeah, look, it's my mom here.
Okay, Lil, hold on, give me my set.
Wait, can you keep the camera down?
Sure, sure.
Oh, you're smart. Thank you.
Are you going to tell me where you are?
I don't think so.
No, I just want to go.
I'll be right back.
Can you see us?
We're dead.
We're dead.
I don't know why you're here.
Oh.
Shh.
Shh.
What?
I'm not sure.
That's just what Max has said, you know.
Keep the folks in the same, you know that.
So what we doing is some mystery, yeah?
Oh?
You get all surprised for?
I don't know.
We're going to do a whole lot of broke-makers shit, a lot of sightseeing.
I'm a lot of
Which I want to see don't you
Pull out the most bill it's a broke someone not do you let him let him so cool
You're trying I keep saying let him so go listen. I don't care about like I stopped
I stopped came about a haircut this shit because like I am that nigga
Who you telling them
What the fuck is calling you?
Why you hung up?
Not so he be having business manager, but yeah the manager no he's that manager, so we got called make sure
You got me seeing these bitches together, that's like, what's he doing?
All right, come on.
Is that your shit?
No, never.
Never, never.
Go down, son of a bitch.
Get in the way.
Ah, so wait, what do y'all want to eat, though?
Thank you, guys.
because you're bold but it's all about my hair loss break pain and I'm going rare for my life
you wanted to see me call him man, real tall, right?
so you're gonna have to find a guy now
alright
yes bro, it's gonna be so much better than this
woman! woman!
mobs you, he was about to give you bell eye bruh
yo what's I doing?
he's on that side though
think so
alright
What?
Take a picture.
Ah fuck.
What the fuck?
No, I don't want the photo out of my sister.
I don't want the photo.
Ah, come on.
Alright, I'm gonna be back.
I'm gonna be back.
You won't ever kick me.
Alright.
Oh, I see y'all there. So cute.
I don't know where to stay.
Y'all, people, where are you?
Oh, man. Mixed and go to all these people.
You see, Chad? That's how you know my, my energy is pure.
Like, if y'all know where to stay.
I hope that I won't be close to you.
Every time I leave, he wants me to stay.
Whoopie! Whoopie!
Nah, it's a sheep. It's a sheep.
Look, if I try to walk away, look.
Walk away, walk away.
What's it done?
What?
It's like, hey, why don't you see fuck with you?
Nah, I can do the same thing though.
Watch out.
That's big dad right there.
Oh my God, look, it listens to him.
Oh my God, okay, I'm scared y'all.
Hey, it's my energy.
Really?
No.
Leave, leave it up on him, you gotta be out.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
No.
It listens.
Let's um, let's go.
That's big daddy.
That's big daddy, it listens.
You gotta do that to me, I want to box.
Huh?
Huh?
No.
You can't do that to me. Yo, stay. Sit down. I like shit like that.
Cam down, Cam down.
Hey, who was watching Hunter? Why y'all saying that?
I was on the TV.
Alright, now there's a man in the book.
Now my brother is here, Shady. He fucked with all that shit.
Yo.
Yeah.
What?
I'm so sorry I called you Playboy Max.
Why don't you do that?
When you give me the 550. Oh, yeah, people do that all the time. I have an accident. I'm like
I left my water by the door I don't want to
There should be water right here
Yeah I don't want to leave it there
Oh to the back I left my water by the door
You got the flash on? No
You're just saying? No
No? Oh it's black right now?
Yeah
Oh wow
We got you know we got to get going though
Oh wow
Why is it black?
Hey we're gonna have water where we're going
Yeah, there's one on the door right there
Now you didn't want to leave it, you know by the door
All right, we go
Thank you
I did some play
I'm gonna send you the place chat Nick recommended this place. I ain't never been to this place
I don't know what the fuck this is
Yeah, my leg, thank you
I'm gonna send it right now. It's good. I'm just as dry as hell
It's a pressure. What type of pressure you like?
I don't really eat a lot of pressure. I can't eat a lot of bread. It conceptates me. What the fuck? You get a conceptated? Yeah
That's when you can get shit, right?
No, like you you ship it. It's like little balls and it's hard. Oh, hell no
It's okay because I need to eat more greens. Yeah, what the fuck? You don't drink water. I know you are
You don't drink no goddamn water. That's what I gotta do. It's just what I eat
Now, how do you get constantly like what like bread and stuff like that like my stomach?
So I who eat it?
I'm sorry if you eat in damn, bro. I'm sorry poor y'all, bro. Yeah, yeah, we'll be right there. Yeah apples
Pen pen. Wait, what?
Yeah, hold on
Nick I'm gonna go to the place you recommend it if it's awesome kicking you out my crib. You gotta come back home, bro
Yeah
So I might be from Sparking Dorset.
Oh my god.
It's literally, uh, this around the corner.
This should be this. Hold on.
It's fine though. No.
This right here.
You don't, you're not even asking me no questions.
You're not having no conversation with me. It's like we're just buddies.
You're not a man.
Are you know me being a man?
Yes.
Don't be like that type of man though.
That's like a freak though man.
She's so hot.
What type of man do you need in your life?
I don't need a man in my life.
No, what type of man do you want?
Every woman need a man.
Let's get that out the way.
Okay, no.
Not me, not me though.
Not me.
She wants, and no, every woman should want.
Every woman need a man.
No, let's get into that.
Let's get into that right there.
Get into that man.
Every woman need a man.
Okay, pay for the bills.
You know what I'm saying?
for me to be the man of the house where the pants
there's some strong independent woman it'd be nice to have a man but like
no I'm not talking about myself I forgot her but the human purpose bro
nowadays a woman could get pregnant without a man you go to a doctor it
should be fine but yes I know I know your point
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Okay, bro, come on
You're trying to do though
It ain't I'm on everything in the menu. I'm a big girl. I like to eat
This is this is this job. Oh place you like job room
I'm not picking
There's no raw shit like I cannot eat nothing roll
I'm paying for this shit, let's go get steak, nigga.
You want to go get steak?
You know all the steak plays a role down there.
So do I have to call somebody to open up the steak?
I'll call somebody.
Call somebody.
Hey, bro.
Seth, we're doing it, nigga.
D-Lou, y'all.
Damn, y'all working it from, I feel bad.
Damn, that's what's up.
He's from Houston.
Here?
Yeah.
That's what he said last time I spoke to him.
God, this nigga got the deepest contact list?
Yep.
How'd that?
Anything that would pick her up ever.
Yo, you got to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got to open up.
Wait, what time say let's close?
It's not coming.
Talking to me?
Yeah, what time say let's close?
I think one, twelve?
I can get the private room right now.
Yeah, I can work on that, but you can see the hard tunnels close.
I don't worry about it.
Is this a closed?
Yeah, they closed that shit down.
I think that's the only way around.
I'll probably close up when we get a more there.
Okay, well, the private room's ready for you to use.
Alright, but...
How come everybody who calls has an excuse?
No, but that's what I told you to, though.
That's it close you want either is gonna make your time to do the program. Yeah, just take a map for the word
Like fucking know that you understand like that shit really broken down like that howling tunnel
Listen why you keep offering shit and then not follow through with it you
Know
You're trying
listen up you listen to all me and play little oozie bigger than who's your
favorite like bigger than life that's my who's your favorite right now that song
is like and you know when you have season and I saw him just that song that's
that song for me okay okay that's good song that's good songs that's good
call you call that nigga little show her show her like that song like I don't
I don't know what it is, but like, it's doing something to my spirit. It's healing me.
Oh, awesome. You're great.
It's okay. You don't have to keep trying to show off. It's okay.
I'm gonna close it right now.
Call them.
Come on, like, that's what D-Loo do.
That's what D-Loo do.
You don't have to.
You don't have to.
Oh
Oh shit, yeah, oh see
Yo, oh, no, you face time you face time you face time
You face time you face time
Yeah, oh, see what the fuck in there oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
I'm here to help you out, let's get the fuck out of here.
Don't they get on speaker like that?
Yo, how you doing?
Yo, you better.
Yes.
Yes, man.
Uzi!
I'm here to help you out.
I want to follow JT.
Yo, pass the phone to JT.
Yo, JT.
Yo, Uzi, though, but I'm with somebody
that's up with your music and shit.
Oh, I hear me in the background.
That's not Uzi.
No, that's somebody you're with.
That's not.
That's Uzi, bro.
That was all I wanted to make up with you guys.
I know you're Uzi on.
Nah, y'all.
Uzi, Uzi, though.
Uzi, you finna get that in the booth soon, right?
I hate niggas.
I lie, bro.
You are a liar, bro.
You a liar, bro.
You a liar.
Nah, I met him one time, though.
But I was a child I was mad young he was in the park running around a scooter in Highbridge
I said hi took a picture and then I left
On Highbridge you talking about with um a book in them niggas
Able is not problem that is his bro
I never like questioning you though like I never said yo you don't know that
how many orders you got? I have nine orders bro. No he's a management company like for real. Yes, yes.
So a buggy, thugger, close, Uzi, lucky, thugger, thugger, flyboy max. Yep, who else? That's five.
Hello shimmy. Yeah, no shimmy. Yeah for nine all the niggas you you you managed them. Yes
How many you money you love?
Dugger you got a lot of money. Dugger. Dugger. Dugger.
This nigga ain't got no motion, but he lying bro.
Dugger. Dugger.
You didn't see Dugger.
You didn't see Dug give me a chain because I helped him so much with his career.
Man fuck that man play play my favorite song by thugger
Yo boss man you can connect me to the music
Thank you boss
I'm gonna tell you what song to play
On me
You gotta stop the car first
Oh you know this is your car for real
My yeah
Even he played a song real quick boss
I need you to I need you to play catch me falling catch me. I'm falling by thugger
Chat I'm so hungry. I mean fucking pretzels
I'm so hungry I got to get some hudsoot
They're getting there, they're sitting there
What boss, you can connect me boss?
You don't have arms
You don't have fucking arms?
You see, that's that entitled white nigga shit
Alright, I'm on you boss
Why are you keep coming for hands?
I'm all to you man.
Italiano?
Oh my god, just pray for me.
I'm gonna make it lit.
I promise you.
Nah, he's crazy like.
I dare you you wouldn't talk to me.
I dare you you wouldn't say nothing again.
I dare you say something on the head.
Say something.
Catch me I'm falling.
No, catch me I'm falling.
That's not what I want
Play little oozy wicked in life
This is this is this is how I feel
Here the song though
Oh
What the fuck are you doing she's showing off of me stop you hated
That was for the stream for me for the cameraman for Luca for the driver
You just humped the chat. I didn't miss the coconut water
Take it at me!
Wow! What the fuck yo?!
Man yo! What the fuck you guys doing?!
Where you going? Turn the music off!
Turn the music off!
Turn the music off!
What the fuck?
Oh
Y'all buggered my little Zach or clack him, but not on a certain wildy shit
We were good. Yeah, yeah over in the open the door over there. Holy shit
My body fucking site
I said I don't know where the fuck we go. I don't even oh oh hell no
Nah, it's a lot of people
Yeah, it is all people
Watch out for my toes on my toes hurts now
You told Perlin?
I think he's fine.
Huh?
He should be fine.
Nah, it's your son.
No.
For anything I jump in, what's up with you?
In my city, I'm the young god.
It's time around being so sure.
We should have went to the city.
Word.
But the Holland Tunnel is broken.
We could take the other tunnels.
We could take any tunnel being one.
The Holland Tunnel broken.
Oh my bad.
my back I got some time now what smells like some fucking you don't
really see it no I never had this shit my brother said pull up so we're gonna
see wait hold on you say you got this right yeah the only thing he's let me
know you speak I don't even want you to think I want you for your money like I
Okay, let's do it.
I am on stream right now, I'm literally working.
Alright, I'm gonna set up your studio center right now, but I'm working right now, I'm
on stream.
okay yes I will be I will meet with you in Paris yes I will come all right
I'm probably going to give us the order now let's make a move
I didn't make a little man
how do you speak to him like that?
you need to speak to her like that
that's my family you know what I mean?
Slime is my family you know
Yo, what's going on bro, talk to me.
You gotta, you gotta do this, dude.
I mean, I've talked to the whole shit,
I'm working in the chicken.
Wow, what type of flavor is it like?
Uh, uh, I don't know, like, I don't know, like,
shit, what if you like,
something like the white knight,
all right, I think it's,
I don't know, like,
what do I like?
See how we sound like?
Like, that's what, that's what,
that's what the,
that's what the,
that's what the,
that's what the,
that's what the,
Snack eats like a unicorn.
Also, it's not healthy, like...
Oh, uh, shit, oh no.
It's a lot.
You think you're rice and chicken?
Like, what's wrong with that, bro?
No, I'm tweaking.
Alright, bro, I'm just gonna order...
How's chicken eatin'?
You say that shit's a what?
That shit's like what?
That shit, shit's a lot.
What's the flavor?
It's just like regular chicken?
I got you bro.
I got you.
I got you.
I bet, bet, I bet.
I like, yeah, the same voice I can see looking like is cute.
Nah, I don't know though, like, I feel like we are different.
It's like regularly chicken.
I bet.
I mean, little order in this is really good, get whatever you want
Cameraman got a few person in it.
What the fuck is your wallet?
Fuck?
Fuck? I get a fuck on this man.
Yeah.
Is that a fucking David Buster card, nigga?
What the fuck is your credit card?
What the fuck is your credit card?
You got white sauce?
Huh?
You got white sauce?
Okay, go get your school.
Hey, come on, let's go.
You got money?
Money, you have it, you have it.
I promise you, oh my god.
You have a real bad name.
No, that's disgusting.
Me at the mini-night.
I mean, I'll be at the gym.
I'll be at the gym.
You lifting?
Every day.
Yes.
I'm picking a nigga on his shit.
You think you can pick this nigga up?
I don't know.
I'll get a hernia.
A fuck you bet.
A hernia?
A hernia?
Oh yeah, yeah.
I have the white spot in the house.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What's the best song?
Oh my god.
Even if that's not my shoes.
Oh my god.
What's the best song?
Oh my god.
Even if that's not my shoes.
Oh my god.
My shoes.
Why are you recording that?
Record what?
I'm recording all that.
You're so nice.
It's my job.
How was it?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm recording.
No, I'm not.
Yo, look, we got, yo, we got, what?
No.
Yo, yo.
Yeah, we got, we got to check out though.
What's that?
He's so nice.
Who would like to watch that movie?
I'm like 1.30 bro. He has to be 1.15.
Shit. She touches me though.
Oh, god.
I'm gonna pick you up.
You can't do that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not taking that.
Oh my god.
Y'all enjoy it.
That's all I got.
Hold on, shit, shit.
There we go.
Look at that fucking room machine, nigga.
Good?
He got it, he got it.
Wait, no, no, that can't be.
You're number 940.
Yeah.
You know my brother?
Wait, how do you know this?
How do you know this?
How do you know this?
I told you my boy got shit covered.
He got money.
Situated.
You paid him.
know what time it is man
yeah it is
I'm telling you
now that's crazy
we're on my scammy ass
named this guy
saying that
first thing
it's been a shit
it's been a shit
it's been a shit
Spin that shit. Spin that shit. Spin that shit. I want you to spin that shit.
Ow, you stepped on me mad hard.
I'm sorry, I think it's the boots.
You like my feet though? You think my feet are pretty?
She's dead. She's dead. A smurf version of Coil-O-Ray. Magic Coil-O-Ray.
Who?
I don't know.
I'm a Magic Coil-O-Ray.
That bitch bad though, so I'll take that compliment.
Hey shit, no, that's how you do it.
That bitch bad though!
Hey, no, hey, shut up, shut up.
I'm making a just, shut up, I'm making a just.
Yo, get off the table, you got no fucking training?
This is a compliment though, they don't care right now.
This not the Bronx.
Man, they gonna eat this ass, I'm gonna put my ass on the table.
Uh, yeah, I don't know.
I'm very clear.
Bronx, you throw me, I heard it from Ice Spice, what she say?
Bronx is dirty, we all stink. I don't know where she's at, but there you go.
It's because you're from the heat. Where are you from?
I'm from Jersey, right?
Jersey? What shit he said?
I'm about to come shoot New Jersey up.
What he said?
That's not what he said.
That's not what he said.
He said, flow New Jersey up.
Yeah, that exactly, you know what he said.
Exactly.
I know some Haitian niggas down the block.
Where are you from?
I'm Haitian.
You're not Haitian, you're Dominican.
I'm Haitian.
You don't want to deal with no Haitian niggas.
My nigga Dulu really knows who I'm not
Your grand-great-grandmother Haitian my great-grandmother Haitian she's still alive to this day
Damn, I ain't say she was dead like you feel me? I'm not wishing that on my great-grandma past like
Why are you laughing? What the fuck?
My great-grandmother
I've been doing well. I've been doing well. I just touched a male. Baby, can't you tell?
She's throwing top. They want a new Chanel. Almost lost swag. But the boy prevailed.
R.P. Green though, R.P. Danny, R.P. Danny in the chat, man, you know what I mean?
Man, he would be proud, bro.
She said it was going to be a star one day, bro.
We're not there yet, though.
We're getting there.
We work every day.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn, hold on, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, do it, yeah.
Job is low, job is low, job is low
So you get a flow, get a flow
Work it on a flow, on a flow
Damn, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You ain't got much of my energy, bro
Get the
I'm calling you a show, bro
No, but you gotta understand
He's not showing line, he's a scorpion
No, he's a player, though
He handle his business right now, like
You can't use friendly, like
He handle his business, like
My nigga low handling business
You're on a weather ride.
Where all my salmon?
Yo, can I come back there and cook for you?
Can I come back there and cook for you?
Yeah.
For real?
Uh huh.
Oh, I'm coming.
No, no, no, no, no.
Why not?
Are you for real?
Yeah.
Watch your gloves on.
I'm not supposed to.
Where my gloves at?
I told y'all she's crazy. I didn't know she was gonna out crazy delude them. I don't know what's good with these girls. She's wild as shit.
Let me tell you. I don't know what you think.
You really got to bust that shit down.
I'm gonna go fuck the dogs.
What's up?
Okay, I gotta do this roll.
What's the order, shoutout?
What's the order?
How do you do?
So y'all didn't get no planets?
No, no, we didn't, we weren't on them.
What's your name?
Mohammed.
Mohammed, do you see establishment?
Yeah.
What's your name, brother?
My name is Dilo.
Nice to meet you, Dilo.
He's famous right now.
You can shout this stuff out, man.
We got 21,000 people watching right now.
So shout this stuff out.
Yeah.
Come to O.M. Jarrell, South Orange, New Jersey.
You know, we got the best flatters in town?
Yes, because I make them.
No, because we make them.
But you...
No, but you're gonna make them phenomenal as well.
Yeah, yeah, because I work here.
Yes, because I work here.
I'm gonna go with your mind, man.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
Can I make it?
Yeah, yo, Billy, let her sauce the flatter real quick.
Oh, yeah.
See if she's certified or not.
You know, for example, we are weak.
Man, two years, we got about five locations down, so, you know.
I've got a lot, bro.
You've heard me, I used to live in West Thornin' City.
For real?
Yeah, but you've heard me now, seeing this, this is fire,
but my bro recommended me.
Come through, come through anytime.
I got an easy way to get around.
She a little short, it's my smurf friend, she here.
There's gotta be chemicals in the Bronx.
It's my smurf friend, she is.
There's gotta be chemicals in the bronze.
No, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Check. It's not a real place like this.
Y'all don't understand what's going on, bro.
That's shit, not a real place.
I was gonna cook for y'all.
I was gonna cook for y'all, but it's okay, we have to go.
See, you ain't got no...
It's gonna cook.
You were too close, though.
Watch your hands.
It's not even happening.
I already know what type of person you are.
What do you mean?
You begin to chicken, you don't wash that shit.
I already know.
Oh, I'll do one.
You don't wash that shit.
You don't wash those shit.
I'm gonna come for you.
I cook.
I need a real meal, though.
Like, what's your life?
Everything.
I need all the steak.
No, we don't do revenue.
We're not allowed.
Put on camera.
Chicken or salmon?
Ooh, I do a crazy salmon.
A honey glaze?
I don't know about honey glaze.
That's great.
Chicken, I need my rice not too much rice because I'm going right now. I'm losing weight. It's a skinny
Negative something. All right. What a salad on the side
Okay, and
Bro, it's you promoting or something
I'm gonna cook at the five-star house. I bet shit. Hey, who on come shaz cooking. I don't know if it's valid chat
I don't know
I'm telling y'all, bro, listen,
E-Loo King Network, bro, he him, he a manager,
he spend that, he do that, then he toss that.
Yeah, then he turn it up, it's a party,
when Loo around, it's a party.
It's my right hand, nigga.
Y'all want to kill me, kill this nigga,
and kill her, nigga.
Kill her first, actually.
Fuck.
Kill me?
Fuck.
And I'm trying to tell y'all, bro,
real shit, man.
Go kill all them niggas.
Uh, that being Kylie,
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm not gonna say,
well, I'm not gonna say,
Exactly what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna say what type people I'm talking about right now them to kill them about me
Cuz that niggas fuck with me heavy. Why kill me though. You're her first though her first. What the fuck I do?
Why am I going first?
Nick I just met you
Hey chat, no look you're taking me out already. Hey, hey, I fuck with Shaz or no. Yes or no
That's what we're gonna be honest. Be honest though. Yeah, I'll be honest
Do I hate her? Is she annoying? Do you love her? Is she hilarious? Is she cool? Is she pretty? Is she chopped?
Like how do y'all feel about her though? Is she thick? Is she fat?
That ass though, how do you feel though?
She cool, she alright, she bad, she's cool. I fuck with her. I hate her.
I'ma zoom in, we out.
I'ma zoom in, I'ma zoom in.
I'ma zoom in, I'ma zoom in.
Thank you.
Love you, baby.
Love you.
So you can't just start twerking for them
My bad, sorry
They got their love, that's called unethical though
No, it is unethical, but at the same time I don't go fuck
I'm talking with that like
Somebody get out of here
God gave it to me, let me use that
For real?
No, I mean God gave niggas asses too, you won't be seeing anything
If a nigga is twerking then a nigga want to twerk
That's what I said, niggas don't want to kill me about that shit bro
If a nigga act
I'm gonna be twerking
I ain't gonna lie to you, when a nigga is doing this
When a nigga is doing this
Whoa, what are you doing?
That's twerking!
No, that's twerking.
No, they're stroking.
No, that's twerking.
They stroked it.
Yes, that's twerking.
Niggas...
I'm not trying to get that bullshit,
because you're crazy.
But like, when niggas do that,
it's not twerking, you just hand that shit.
Now, if you want some like...
No, see? I mean, some niggas...
I was at a kickback one time.
I thought this nigga was straight.
He just started busting ass.
He got getting big ass.
I wasn't looking at her.
One time he was jiggling.
Hey listen, if a nigga want to shake ass, he can shake ass.
I don't know what the fuck.
I be grabbing my nigga ass sometimes.
I'm not dragging on.
You want me to grab you a lash?
Are you filming?
Shots?
Shots.
Shots.
That's not that.
Yeah.
I'll be like, damn, do you so tight, damn, do you so in tune?
It's because I speak to people, chat, you see, that's the owner right there.
I just shook his hand, we exchanged names, I got his number, he got my number, and you
know what I'm saying?
And that's why I'm just so tight, because I just speak to everybody, I engage with
everybody.
I speak to everyone, you see?
I never know when I'm gonna need a gyro
And now I got a gyro restaurant
You see Chai, it's not only about networking with people that's late
You don't always got a network with somebody that I got a name or somebody that is I'm saying like you could just
I was just agreeing with you.
I said I'd help him matter.
I'm not trolling.
I'm not trolling.
I didn't even grab your ass.
Ain't no ass even to grab.
He got asses.
Check.
It's black.
I'm bugging.
I'm bugging.
I'm bugging.
I'm bugging.
I'm bugging.
I'm bugged.
No, I just ain't blowing your tail.
OK.
Come on.
You was taking a piss?
Yeah.
You thought I was shitin' like.
I should've stayed a little wild, like.
I would've been a better person.
I never said that.
Yeah, it's taking a piss.
Bobby, I don't want to say.
I sit down in peace.
I don't do that.
I used to, though, when I was super young.
That's weird.
Were you as young?
When I was a kid, like.
Oh, no, that's very different.
You do it now.
Yeah, you haven't been so drunk you sit down in peace.
Fuck no.
You grab it like.
Because look, no check.
No, you can't.
No, that's different if you take a shit.
Wait, when you take a shit,
when you take a shit, does it touch the water?
Huh?
When you take a shit, does it touch the water?
I don't know.
You talk.
Me or you?
You.
Right.
First of all, all toilets are different.
That's facts.
Toilets are different.
Some have higher waters or lower.
Why?
Because when I splashed in and like, especially like,
if I'm at a girl house, I'm gonna sit down.
Just control where y'all aint no.
I mean, you got fuckin' uh,
I'm not gonna, uh, toggle stuff,
I'll show you how to do that.
If God would have made me a girl,
I would have been everywhere.
Huh?
If God would have made me a girl,
I would have been everywhere.
If you stick it out, it's pee.
If I had a pee, I'm not gonna go anywhere.
I'm too tall from the pole.
So I have a little ass dick, though.
We used to have all this stuff.
We should really not have my toe.
What are you doing now, now?
I already know it is 7.5 and you should get Colossal
It is 7.5
I will put them on my pic though
This makes me in a full spot
In public
Why did he just ask for confirmation?
You just double authenticated that shit
For what?
You think I'm lying?
Bro, this is my dog
This is my man
Anybody who has a real friend
I have to say like with guys they see me like I see oh my God friend gets me
I don't know the issue but like what you say like you know all your you know all
your girls like I've seen I've seen them this is a turn off for me
Do you see people coming?
No, but like, no, no, no, no.
It's not like, oh, let me see.
It's probably accidental.
Like, he probably like fucking a girl
and not walking on by accident or like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, on some roadshade.
I mean, it's OK.
Let me pull down where I feel accepted.
Like, I don't mind.
No one here would make a pizza.
It's crazy.
I don't know that he's sad.
Because I asked people about your pizza.
He said, I don't know that I made a pizza.
I don't know that.
I don't know that.
Max, you don't know my pizza house?
Oh, he took a guess. He was like
What are you talking about I would have definitely said like six point and a half at least it's my nigga
Boy, I'm both crazy as hell
Now you see my little guy
My bad. My bad.
But you went pickpins and then you got no dick.
So now I'm throwing off, game.
Like, it's like, I don't know what you got in there.
You got a nigga.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because I didn't wear a dick.
Because I got a pussy?
I don't know.
I'm a doozy.
I got a pussy, Max.
No, I think I...
No, them diamonds.
They shining.
They shining. Come on.
You don't need a like.
You don't need a like.
You don't need a like.
See, you had a real ass nigga.
What you mean he not a real ass?
He even gave me a chair.
He got himself a chair.
I don't want to sit down and mourn.
Masha might break up the link.
What the fuck?
There's my boy out of seat though.
He out of seat.
Look my jeans!
Thank you.
You didn't give me a chair.
No, I'm not gonna lie, I do be sometimes slinging my shit over my shoulder, you gotta do that
man.
Yeah, we should have gotten you a third one, we should have gotten you a third one.
You're gonna die.
What'd you say?
You're gonna die.
Nah, it's just you already had it up.
That my shit is not enough.
I don't know how to do it.
How the fuck?
Yeah, I got the old phone.
Nah, you should learn.
You know what the big shit in my bag?
Shit. If you shit literally just say that.
You should talk to him.
You don't know how to do it.
Nah. I can tell you he should be easy.
Wait, how can you tell that?
Because he's tall, but he might be skinny.
What's wrong with him?
A skinny guy.
Wait, what's wrong with him?
Not yet, like, yeah, after work.
That's your song!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Told you you're out my house
Shit better be ten out of ten facts right yo listen, bro
We I get your food if y'all not fucking with that shit. Let me know nigga because we not playing I'm going to yelp
I'm on that bro. I'm an asshole diva care in shit. I'm gonna cut off that bro. This shit better be good
I hope this as hater
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Wait, so do you live in this city?
I'm in a hood.
Remember that?
You can't toy with hustling.
Hustling.
Hustling.
When you started streaming?
Seven months ago.
After lunch?
Damn.
He didn't have a reason to do it, you know?
What was your norm before?
Yes.
Go ahead.
I don't share with the Grand Prix.
Do you like streaming more?
I do.
Yeah.
But against love, it's different with love,
because you have to be in there to be mixed.
Because if you just don't worry about us,
it's doing that you don't grow there.
So I like to think outside of box.
How often do you stream?
I've been streaming, like, I don't allow you twice a week
or, like, sometimes a week.
And then when I want to do something big, I will go like two weeks without streaming to like build something.
And then I hit it whatever.
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
I need you guys to do more. I need you to stream.
More? That's not that's not that's not?
No. You live in New York City.
I know. I don't have a lot of friends.
Why not?
To some degree.
Word? Why? Cause you crazy? You are crazy.
I'll be honest though like I never had like a good boyfriend that just fuck with me
They always do some weird shit
Sure
And it's like it's never getting me like I feel like she'll be a competition like I would rather like work with people
But they just I don't know
How to feed my I don't know bro and I'm not even like that like I fuck with bitches like you they don't fuck with me
Fuck just keep going stop if you haven't really good job
Yeah
Yeah, I was ran as fuck look guess what happened one day I've been seen her sick as a the love show shout Darryl and
Then you was streaming, but you was crying
She was crying. I'm like, bro. Why is you crying?
Bro because I didn't sleep for like a few and then it was like yo bro like you saw me crying no one string
Did you see that clip you was crying? Yeah
Robby, I'm not alive you get emotional
and do have yo and everything we think it like it's bad like no every happening like you can't hold it
thanks because it's live huh oh take a flick one second
oh shit they got that we got to go
we got to go we got to go bro that's right there's five locations
oh there oh there's five
Who's going to do this stuff that we still don't have time for?
You and Rowan Chagney.
If one don't apply pressure, the other is, I'm going to put them on applying pressure.
You can't do it.
It's valid.
It's valid, though, because if you don't apply pressure, you show me that you're not interested, you feel me?
And if somebody doesn't apply pressure, that means that they also see that you're not applying pressure.
So they apply the pressure, you feel me?
That's what's happening.
You can't blame me, though.
She's crying and he gave me a five I get the five gift it come on
Yes, that'd be five gift and I was like, oh shit. It's playboy Mac and then my child was like playboy
They call me I did I'm sorry. Oh black boy Max five star bitch
But not yet now but before you even did that I didn't react it to one of your song
Oh, oh racist you saw
No, but after that, we played it after I joined it.
Yeah, I reacted to it. It was cool.
But look, it's very, it's for me, it's very sad that you didn't have to keep going.
Oh, that's our food right here?
Thank you.
The fuck, look.
Now, I also get hard on myself, isn't it?
No, I already know. I already know.
I come on, though.
Alright, I'll come poop one of these days.
Can you see everyone?
Hi, I'm appreciate you guys out front.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I wish I was back on the phone.
OK, we don't have the food.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too, bro.
Hey, appreciate you.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Yeah, likewise.
Hey, the food is on us, by the way.
Oh wow! Thank you!
You got my pay!
Yeah, refund it. It's on us.
Oh! That'd be great! Thank you guys!
Everybody come here!
Damn! Damn!
You see how long? You see how long?
Look at that! You didn't even have to pay!
You see how long the conversation go check?
chat come on you got your money back now order chicken with me this shiller
good as fuck I get that get that drink not other thing huh oh back home back
home back home yeah yeah me drink for good as fuck you can leave mine over
You don't want it?
Nah, yeah, I'd rather wait.
Okay, cool.
Wait, he ain't never reformed my shit?
Of course not.
You play volleyball.
Oh, he's behind you?
Okay.
That's not a reformer.
Nah, yeah, that is.
It is?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Actually, I'm gonna take a bite of this motherfucker like.
I'm not gonna lie Chad what's I think though that ass this this should look crazy
Who's that
Yeah, who it is
Bitter bitch fuck
My balloon you want a better though better and smaller she is I can't say bigger but is playing dirty games
Hold on. This is just the camera game. This the chat you can't get mad at him technically
Who the fuck is that? I ain't fighting over no dick. I thought we were replacing.
Nah, who is that, though? Who is that?
Luca, you the one in the ch- Nah!
I was looking for the phone when he was getting the call.
Who is that?
Yo, why did you pick that up, my nigga? Yo, what?
That's sad, bro!
Why y'all saying W Luca, bro? What the fuck?
LucaCNB.
Nah, call her back.
Call her back.
Call her back?
Yeah, we not.
Call her back, yeah.
Ring, ring, ring, ring!
No, I don't know what toilet because I'm not gonna trace
Gosh Nick
You can stay you can stay the whole fucking summer. Look nigga. Thank you free food in this fucking good nigga. Oh my gosh
What the fuck they got going on this was more important make it look as good as possible like
chat the app oh whoa was it check this is in the scene how tall is she though for
real
how tall is she nigga nigga how tall is the bitch so I know what to hit her when she
goes okay but I don't know how to size the bitch up no don't worry you could take her
like that shit ain't that shit ain't shit I'm not a lot like you really stocky
You know what I'm saying? You got this.
Hold on. You gotta play that, Lulu. That's my shit, bro.
That's better than the Phoenix Flexin' shit.
That shit's cool, but this shit is crazy.
Isn't it just sad now?
Oh, yeah, baby!
Fuck you and your bitch, man!
where are you say hi to shaz but you're not gonna say hi to us
What the fuck do that mean?
I don't know.
Yeah, you know.
I'm just watching it.
No!
That's my big sister.
That's my big sister, man.
Hey, you're taking disorders.
Oh!
Wow!
Wow!
I'm not going to hang up right now, hang up, mute the fucking mic, listen, number one,
You're not screaming, answering the phone, nobody, and if you don't pick up on the second
ring, you hang up.
So now you're going to be like, Senna was good at like you, at like, yeah, go.
It was good, Senna.
There we go.
Oh.
You're so cute.
Nah, yeah, you know, appreciate that.
No, yeah, I can't eat her.
Oh my god, you're really cute.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, you know, appreciate that.
No, yeah, I can't eat it.
Oh my god, you're really cute.
Are you, are you cold?
Yo, Blackboard Master's telling me I gotta be mean to you. I don't know why.
Yeah, she lying. Yo, Senna, uh, you feel me? Can't wait to, uh, dress up and do k-boob and shit. Yeah.
You know, we're still doing that, right? That cosplay?
Nah, no, I know it's, this is actually the most delayed stream of all time. Yes.
haha
hahaha
oh my god
bye
thank you
bye
bye
bye
she can't be mean to Senna, she's nice
she's black
she's
nothing, it don't matter though
she said what if you are tired of bitchy come outside
stop
Bitch, pull up then!
Pull up then, fuck!
You got his low?
Pull up then!
Listen, I know...
He's gonna beat you off of me!
Listen, I understand every Dominican girl in they head think they built like, uh, Victor
Rembiana.
You are a four-nine, feisty Chihuahua.
You have to relax, okay?
But this is not it.
I'm telling you this because I fucked with you.
This might not be the fight of the day.
Yo, you can turn this up, sir.
You can come get him.
This is your man.
Yo!
Shy my brother this that new shit
They see outside every battle that gets burned in me
Gonna fuck everything that happened on the intense, man
I just walk outside and I just walk outside and made a doubt
Now it ain't hurting me
When I say I'm bad, I don't see how I gotta do
I just hope the names of three days had to found me
But my bitches mad, I spit that shit I probably do
I'm so burnt out, ain't no one feeling so how am I gonna do it?
I'll take no more pills, so big bullshit on the floor
Why is this shit?
I didn't bigger a dog!
Hey, sir!
He said she want 42 and fuck with me, sir.
If she outside, I'm gonna beat you up.
I don't wear goggles.
I'm just breaking the record.
I'm gonna fuck you up until the end on the end.
I ain't fucked the hell from me five.
Fuck the darn shit out there.
You want to fuck me?
No, no, I don't know actually what the fuck, Wayne.
What are you talking?
What the fuck, Wayne?
Did the wrong group say it?
Nah, I don't know.
Sometimes my phone is the-
Call the nigga.
Huh?
I
Anything has to say how to say to my face
Because he's talking big dog shit, right? Yeah
Can you play
Yeah, play that herbal and base
What the fuck did you just say?
Why are you doing the light skin phase, Nina?
No, he's dark skin light skin, it's different.
He's different, he wants some different shit.
Okay, hold up, let me ask you a question.
You know how Draco, I'm a light skin, but I'm so a dark nigga, he opposite.
That's not him.
No, yeah, we're cool.
Um, put them people away please.
They're shiny though.
Why are you going this way?
Alright, relax.
Yo, come on though.
What, what, what do you want to say to him?
This is my nigga.
What, what you wanted to say?
You said you, who, who you gonna fuck?
wait Wayne you never saw your face on face on this
like I got you ladies somebody take your girl like that oh no Wayne Wayne here
Wayne check hey Wayne check me
You're not it, you're not it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Wayne, we, we players, bro.
So my brother, she's ours.
Wait, what?
I mean, he's ours, bro!
Why? Why would you sell me like that?
I'm getting flashbacks.
Why would you sell me like that?
You're supposed to defend me!
Hey, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
You know what, fuck you, I'm going to Wayne.
Wait, wait.
Hey, Wayne, I'm going to, she said,
hey, I'm going to connect you, game, for so, for so.
Damn.
Hold then I put it in this pocket safe a later. Hi, bro. I'm soon. I don't know why she I
She hit me hard this other girls on the way I gotta play bass on hold
It's massive going on right now play play play play play play bass shit play basic
Play bass shit, play bass shit, play bass shit, you know?
Oh, if this girl come over here, bro.
She gonna come, she gonna come, she has no handle there.
I'm the winner, stay out the way, and it's been no eight years
I'm a CID, re-kinder, calling on sharpies, razors
In the growth pop out with 20 holes, they call us blazers
Hey, the bankrolls got plenty, credit cards no limit
Black trucks whips too, I am a broke in a minute
Amps keep coming in, I count on the tears, whatever I want, I'ma spend it
I just woke up late on the tones, days with a Benny and left with a Richard
I'm so competitive, complete my mission, whatever I pull, I'm a winner
I'm still a killer, kinda purrified, they hear me, no, I was innocent
I helped out so much I can't do no more favors
I've been a real giver for the majors
Take off in that rivalry, I feel like a racer
My beans look so good, I got a Taser
Tony, I went Hollywood, he's asked to hate Taser
I'm not hate fish though
Compact like a mutant snake
He gets out with the proof
To get a Tracer, he needs to have no Taser
Oh, lately a business made a major role
Later
To a new new favorite body of the market.
I'm resounding out! I'm resounding out!
Hey! Hey! I realized it! I realized it!
Where the light?
Yo, Wayne!
That pussy got power!
Yeah, it's all right here
Wayne is crazy, Ty.
You know what the fuck you know?
I didn't put up to do that.
Still in our home?
Huh?
Dude, it's good.
It's good.
Oh, you like me now?
You like me now? You like me now?
You like me now?
We break right over here. Come on, bro.
Come on
Yeah
She gonna get sick the chicken
It's spicy is not a
Little oh, she but she she's not like those no
Hey
I'm going to get a W size and a W deal, I'm about to go into my string.
That's the person that's in the schnapps.
Come on, move it.
Actually, you believe it down here.
I'm going to transition it back up.
Okay.
Do you want me to stay down here?
Uh, yes.
You got this.
Tell them to tackle.
All right.
Magic.
Magic.
Magic.
That just hit me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey chat, bro. You all seen me man? Now I know I said we was on desktop after. I didn't know it was gonna be out.
I'm not gonna lie.
Chat.
I love y'all, bro. I hope y'all really enjoyed this stream, bro.
We gonna keep pushing, we gonna keep working, bro.
All the noise, fuck that shit, we just gonna work towards our bro.
SPYTHIPE LOOL!
I love y'all, bro. I hope y'all enjoyed this stream, man.
W fucking stream, bro.
Like I said, bro, we had all the shit planned for this week,
or not all the shit planned for this week,
but there were reasons I came out here.
Shit falls through, that's life.
So I'm gonna figure it out.
I don't like going too long without streaming though,
so I wouldn't want to go more than like a day, so.
Ah, you never let me go, fuck off.
It was good.
It's a joke, bro.
Bro.
Yeah, she's not even picking up your cook this niggas cook
Why she not picking up though? That's weird. I give him 78 hours. I think it lost
48 48. Oh, yeah, 48. He got me fighting another bitch. No off the rip is crazy. I'm not gonna lie
That's too much baggage a lot of baggage
Talking like that's like a it's like tossing in like it's like a Birkin baggage
Like a big baggage like a big one slight Balenciaga bag duffel like too much
typeset toxic
She can keep you
Speak
Yeah
Joe
This is content we're doing content bro. I'm face. I'm FaceTime
No, wait, hold on. No, hold on D. Lou. Might have fucked up. I'm sure like I'm on that
What?
Hey, that's weird as fuck bro niggas be weird as hell. Wait. Why does she hang up?
She's she's overly going
I'm not fighting y'all. I'm too free to be fighting. She's gotta or I'm not.
Not that ass.
I'm not fighting.
you
you
you
you