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title say this is no joke I don't want anybody laughing it's not some type of
game this is for real
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We've got Fatboy Gould, we've got Whatcha doing?
We've got Custom Lonely, we've got Betis, we've got Mexico, we've got Step, we've got Rack,
we've got Neon Funk, we've got Boost I've got a good Trail, we've got Relation League,
we've got Marcus, we've got Smelly, we've got Clutch Guy, we've got Major Lewis, we've got Tag,
we've got Some Down, we've got Cook Noodles, we've got Polo Fallin', we've got Hado, we've got Norm,
We got Norm, we got Jack, Joni, Janis, Blakey, we got J.E., we got Nessa, we got Colby, we got Lauren, we got Jess Wilde, we got Milwaukee, we got 5, Suki, Norma, you got Spurty, Bright, we got Marisa.
We got Jack, we got House Tours.
Alright, so look, y'all see the title of the stream.
Now, first of all, a couple things.
My glasses, these are some Cormoran glasses I got these in Miami.
They a little bit crooked, as you can see, and I know my face is uneven, so do not judge
the glasses.
If y'all see them looking like this, or this, it might happen, okay?
Now, y'all see the title of the stream.
Hey, we will be going on some house tours, yes.
They offer the subs, it's very serious.
It is that serious, okay?
It is that serious, normal thing for the sub.
But before we go on the real life house tours,
I'm gonna be touring ya houses.
I'm gonna be touring ya houses.
So look, this is what I need y'all to do.
I don't know if you're in the discord,
I don't know if you not put the discord in the link
chat I might be moving in with y'all. Alright so look I need y'all it's been a
little while since we did this I need y'all to give me a little house tour now
there are two ways we could do this there's two ways we could do this one
either y'all join drag either join drag and y'all tour through the discord or y'all
give a house tour recording shall we deep in the hood nigga I don't judge
Puck for a ceiling ain't nothing wrong with that, bro. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that
Okay, so drag or video drag or video
I think recording would be better because I don't know niggas getting to drag and start doing weird shit asking weird questions
I'm on scale roll
No wrong with that, bro drag. Okay. I'm seeing a mix drag would be funnier
Drag will be funnier.
Okay, look, if y'all drag, if I drag you in,
please join off your phone.
You gotta be able, you gotta be able to walk around, okay?
Cool.
We will be doing house tours in about 30 minutes, okay?
We'll be doing house tours in about 30 minutes,
and then we're gonna go IRL and really tour some houses
in about an hour, alright?
You look like my science teacher.
Okay.
I don't even know what to say to that.
My favorite subject was math, okay?
Okay, math was my favorite subject.
I was good at lunch, I was good at gym,
I was good at math, school, I mean not school,
Scientology and all that shit, I was cool, you know,
but I was never an English nigga,
which is weird cause now I do music, but it's like, bruh.
I was never an English nigga.
What's y'all best fucking subject, plasma?
No, I was really good at math, like I'm not even joking.
Math was really my shit.
Math was really my shit, not gonna lie.
Science, history, hmm, social studies, chemistry.
Now, Matt, bro, I'll just get that mad.
I was taking AP stats and shit, like weird,
like not weird shit, but it's not weird.
Yo, hand this, thanks for the sub.
Make a dress like a therapist.
All right, who needs therapy?
Shit, maybe I need therapy.
Look, tell me how problems work, but you know what?
I'm gonna help some people with their problems.
Type in the chat.
Maybe some of you, I need some help.
Thank you for that problem, sir.
the seven factions. Thank you for that research.
Now, I'm letting y'all know right now, after today,
yeah, not gonna see me for I'd say a day or two.
I got some shit I gotta handle,
but then we will be back on Wednesday
with a banger stream.
We will be back on Wednesday, right?
With a banger stream. Yes, yes.
Just letting y'all know now before y'all start.
Mwah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
I'm telling y'all right now ahead of time,
That's some responsible shit when you dating somebody or you friends with somebody if you communicate and y'all good
You gotta communicate so I'm communicating. I'm like, I'm a cool word
Sativa, thank you for that son. Let's check out some of their problems. My problem is you not responding to my DM
What's your Instagram? I work at Waffle House. Am I cook nigga? You tell me
You might not be cook you a cook like you a chef like well flowers or you know room of that, bro
You don't got to start off being Jeff Bezos nigga like it's okay to get your first little job my first job and
Only job outside of content creation and doing what I do now is
I was a camp counselor. I was a good-ass camp counselor to nigga good-ass counselor the kids
We fucking love me and I made sure they had a good time and I didn't I told them they don't have to follow no rules
Let's see what else. How do I become T Bank nigga if you want horse dick?
That's on you, but let me break some to you niggas, bro
Y'all know that's like a man thing right the only person that super super impressed by a big-ass dick
And I didn't see the nigga dick, but the only person that's impressed by a super big dick is niggas on my life
Niggas not every girl want that big-ass piece of horse car. I'm on my life
Like real shit, bro. It's not about having the biggest dick. I'm telling you right now now look. I'm not a woman
I ain't experienced that but it's true. You will learn as you get older
Anyways, what's next?
Give me a band straight up. No, no, thank you, bro. No, thank you. I
Got performance anxiety P. You guys just keep practicing bro. You have to keep practicing
My dad that held me and my family hostage. Why the fuck he did that man?
quarter fucking cops tink called us cops ma'am called the cops how to get rich and famous
that's not the goal in life this gonna leave you unhappy it's not about getting rich and famous
but the dream is to get rich and famous doing what you love that's the goal my promise you smell
and grow she'll ain't ever smell me so you don't know i smell like sunflowers manila and cocoa
butter fuck is you talking about this is not 2024 mega i did tell you i broke i told y'all
And this is why I take this shit very serious.
Many men are not hygienic like you, princes.
So let me explain and break something down to y'all.
I told y'all, when I was in high school,
there was this situation, I had my crush.
We were sitting at that lunch table
and I'm gonna be very honest, bro.
I had Jim right before I had lunch.
You probably know what this is fucking going on.
She told me I was musty as hell.
And it's fucked up
because her and her friend tagged to me.
They was both bad.
It was like my freshman year.
who's disappointing as fuck.
Let me get a musty in the ale in the chat.
Terrible.
Make sure y'all wear deodorant.
That ass, deodorant, cologne.
And if you have gym class, bring that deodorant to school.
Not Axe Spray.
You dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty bitch.
Bring your fucking deodorant.
My problem is you keep calling me noir sister.
Oh, my bad, noir sister.
OK.
I don't know how to jump, Maxwell.
Shit.
My knee broke and my ACL torn.
I ain't say I was a fucking doctor Seve. I didn't say I was your PDA act attrition. No
This is dr. P. I can't solve some problems mentally, but I can't solve your body
Fuck talking about you can't jump you big bitch. Maybe you need to get on that treadmill like real shit
I'm not even trying to get like that, bro. I
Still got a ps4 at my cook. No, you're not cooked bro. You're a it's okay that ps5 coming
Maximus you moving boo. Oh, he said bro
Yeah, now I'm moving but we out on the house
My promise that you will never know me, but I'm your biggest fan the baddest dark skin
You probably are the baddest dark scene because the fact you even take that out to believe that that means you're confident
I love that. You're probably beautiful. Love you
How is my day? How is day three going? Oh, it's smoking. Yo guys like come on. I smoke it
I ain't smoking three days now look bro. It's awesome differs in normally when I'm not smoking. I'll be on some shit like
Yeah, like I gotta be off it right now. I'm trying to never smoke again. Michael Jackson wasn't smoking no fucking weed
Come on, bro. Why the fuck am I smoking bro? You got to really think to yourself, right? The greatest of all time
Why the hell?
Am I getting out work by someone who is further along than me? It doesn't make any sense
I need to put belt to ass y'all should be like that too if you you know have dreams and goals
It's okay to work at Amazon though understand that we still need niggas to package up these fucking delivery boxes
Cuz holy fuck Amazon you be slipping sometimes
Uber eats to
For a Uber eats I pay for that priority
I want the priority for real and I really mean that shit cuz it's like I paper the priority and you say this shit
going to get here by 337 to 346 and then all the sudden this shit here at 430
a.m. that don't make no goddamn sense fuck is you talking about so I should sue
you I really get that serious about my uber eats niggas be hungry in his bitch
how do I look like you Maxwell that you should never try to look like somebody
else you should try to look like yourself and just be the best version of
that do you tip uber eats yes but when I was a broke nigga no they wasn't getting
No tip fuck as you talking about y'all already getting paid. Sorry, bro. I'm not I don't have no job
Mommy only gave me enough for the the candy the drink and that's it. No tip money
I didn't get no tip money, but now yes, I tip I tip 20%
My problem is life is boring and I'm funky as fuck now Marisa. Why would you say this about yourself?
I don't like that at all. You're saying you're funky like let's just take a shower. Let's start there to start journaling
You know what I'm saying start journaling you can talk about your problems and try getting some hobbies
Love you daddy. Yo smear. Don't call me that bro. I am not your daddy
My problem is you don't respond to me. What's good Jeremiah love BBL you need to find God
You love BBLs now look ladies. I'm telling y'all right now in this chat
Don't go getting no BBL or no plastic surgery because in about 10 to 20 years
No one's gonna want that fat-ass button or more. No one's gonna desire that everyone's gonna be in love with natural bodies again
I'm telling you everything is a cycle keep yourself how you are and appreciate who you are
I'm telling you right now watch don't do it
Don't do it you gonna waste your money and then you're gonna be sick as fuck when you look like a goddamn Camara in it
How many times do I got to tell you out of shit?
You're in a reinfection tonight and three dollars and yes, it's that serious. It is that serious. It genuinely is
is just telling you. Absorb, thanks for the Prime sub.
Kim Kardashian did irreversible damage to the culture,
but she did great things.
It's like Steph Curry and Playboy Cardi.
Steph Curry, Playboy Cardi, and Kim Kardashian
all did irreversible damage,
cause they were so great at what they were
that they made other people think they could do it too,
because it was accessible.
But no, nigga, you're not Cardi, you're not Curry,
you're not Kim K.
For real, for real,
y'all gotta understand what the fuck I'm saying.
All right, a couple more problems.
What are you talking about?
I'd be rambling and ranting.
My bad, sorry, let me chill.
All out Poppy was good.
I love you Max, I love you too.
Is Poppy better instead of daddy?
Shit, whatever makes you happy.
Me and some other kids were kidnapped
at high school by our school bus driver.
Yeah, nah, yo, I'm telling you,
I gotta watch these adults that be working at these schools.
I already told y'all, my health teacher
in sixth grade used to hit on the girls.
It would make everyone so fucking uncomfortable.
He was this old white nigga.
I think his name was Mr. Sherm.
We shouldn't knew about the nigga off his name.
He's just fucking weird.
Clap it up.
Ava, A case in that, A look wrote,
I will not be streaming, but I'ma let y'all know,
I will be para social watch party in this motherfucker.
You have an opportunity to redeem yourself right here, K.
You have an opportunity to a redeemer, so I'm not granted.
Obviously Tyler just dropped the album.
She getting that promo off on my boy.
Girl, do your thing.
She's running.
We will never hate on a woman getting her money.
But I will say this though,
there might be some behind the scenes shit
that is going on, maybe casing that on that, bro.
He might be on it.
We don't know, no parasocialism.
Hopefully my boy dropped 55, bro.
Hold on, how much that thing caught dropping tomorrow?
Hopefully, hey, bro.
I'm praying for his ass.
Woo woo woo.
I'm praying.
Her album flop, not possible.
Not possible.
It just dropped.
You gotta give music time.
Music is not like fucking, I don't know.
You have to give music time.
Like it might go crazy over time.
I saw her visual, Liza, and that shit was fucking fire.
So, yo, I keep seeing this girl, bro.
Yo, this Grace Carter girl.
Touchy subject.
I'm finna watch this music video today.
It keeps popping up. Do y'all know who this is?
Like it's always on the front of my homepage.
I don't know if she has some type of deal with YouTube
or what, but at this point, fuck it.
And no, this is not no fucking ad.
It just keep popping up on my shit.
Look, I literally saved it.
Look, it's for sure.
Also, yeah, Cardi been bugging.
Where this nigga at?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Yo check niggas got access to Cardi-hole, YouTube, DailyGain, everything, everything.
Wait what the fuck is only on the homepage?
Wait how are they doing it?
Everything look, meat show maker, designer shoes, niggas dropping discord links.
You a fucked up nigga.
Like for real bro.
I might hear it be, yo, it's a good shot, I just shot a pussy in the parking lot, let me pop my shit, let me get this shit, let me pop my shit, let me pop my shit, I want two feet, just to fuck this shit, just to fuck this shit, I need like two feet.
This shit is a manger though, man, it is unfortunate.
16 follow-up pay phobia and everything in a shit. Yo Phoenix bail
Thank you for the five get the yo make sure the discord link is in the chat because we have to start doing that very very very very
Very very soon very soon very soon very soon alpha to the day. Yes. I'll take you out through when we go IRL
Okay, seven links and links. I'm on suburb baby shit seven links. We have to hurry up very quickly very quickly
No, okay
Osama's son for Ken Carson cartoons. Oh he dropping the brain.
Two years my god. I'm confused. Cheers emoji. He dropped or this just merch for the drop.
And when is this shit dropping? That's fire though. Shout out oh shout out Ken.
Upside down cross ruined it. Alright next one.
You're not gonna make it to heaven doing all this dick riding nigga. Hey look bro
Listen bro. God don't like ugly. I'm telling you right fucking now, bro
Y'all gotta leave this shit alone, bro. This nigga is six eight. He is six eight boy. Stop playing
Point picks it like bro. I'm playing
I'm playing defense. How can you be mad at this?
It's basketball
What happened to the love of the game?
Shit out of my fucking face next ain't no way T Bank said this
So what happened when we sell out MSG I'm gonna still be linking me plaque boy max jail before we go on stage
You know what? I'm gonna perform this shit at MSG. It's gonna be the outro song
Like bro, I just don't understand what be wrong. So why can't you leave me alone?
It's so unfortunate. Nessa with the five gifted. Thank you Nessa. I appreciate you
Boy Elliot Cole
Listen Ellie, I know they be trying troll but listen bro if you for some reason don't give a fuck about basketball one day
Hey, bro, let's work my nigga and I do need more song was judges. I actually have a song wars coming up this app
Yo, should I have the Elliott judge he in the all-season?
So I have a judge
Let me call him right now actually
Next Sunday, I want to do song workshop which that's another thing after house tours
I want to go through which all we could go through artists
Let me call him. Let's see if you pick up
I
Only caught Elliott for stream I've never caught him on stream so get your hatin ass out of my fucking face
Plus Mackey with a butter sock
Shall I remember butter soft clothes that I carly?
All right, let me let me double call DND DND DND. Yeah, everyone got leaked who else got leaked
Who else got leaked?
Yo, I'm live by the way. I'm live. I just wanted to let you know that was good, buddy. Say what's up? Say what's up? Say what's up?
All right, so look right I was just they sent me this link of you cooking up a beat on live and I was wondering bro
I got this upcoming song Wars if you wanted to be a judge
I say that it's gonna be next Sunday
All right, just text me. Let me know. All right, bro. Are you with Todd?
No, I'm not with him right now.
All right, buddy. I'm gonna see you. I'll hit you.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Get Friday back.
Oh, yeah, messy. Yeah, messy. Hey, look, we've been a go through a whole lit. My lips
is dry.
Like this is what I'll be talking about, bro. But listen, I'm telling y'all right now,
Like y'all started streaming?
Bro, yo lips get dry very easily.
Like that shit not it, bro.
But y'all be using all y'all lips.
Don't use that weak ass lipstick shit.
Shit not good.
Wait, getting pride of bag weird?
Is that weird?
Would you be my date to streamer prom?
Okay, here we go.
Hmm
Wait cat area where I'm so confused why don't you just come in my chat and say this
But um, I'm gonna go through your Instagram just because shit. I'm trying to see what's going on
You feel me? I can't get mad at a nigga real shit. Yeah, I can't get mad at me, but um
Now I'm not I'm probably not going to stream the problem. We got to see we got to see we got to see we got to see on those chat
All right a couple more links and then I'm gonna do these tours
I need a movie. I need a movie. I need a movie
Live it right there
Some beauty posh it
Yo
Every nigga dropping that shit, bro. I'm telling you it's some type of retrograde. I don't know what's going on in the world
I don't know bro. That shit just coming out like diarrhea. Sorry for lack of better words
Who eatin'? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
Trem Snippet, say Lesser!
I didn't hear this, I'm not gonna lie. I don't like this one. I'm gonna keep it a butt.
And I really fuck with your music. I don't like this one, no personally. But it might grow on me!
We'll say her shit with mine a lay-off and I catch me a tippy, you know that catching your full body
And then I catch in my whole body. I don't know what the fuck she was talking about
She right too fast for me like I can't even keep up. She be spazzing, but yeah, I don't like that one
But she been dropping bangers, so
Cheers to 22
Hey 22 look amazing on you. I'm not gonna happy birthday shout out J mom
shout out j mommy for real for real shout out j mommy man shout out j mommy
all the hacker leagues new drake
yo bum ass burner is tom ryan i'm here to take my man back
hey um i don't know what's i think what type of party i think this is i'm not like some type of
inanimate object, you feel me? I'm not a prop. I can't be taken and I'm not owned by anybody.
So fuck out of my fucking face.
I ain't no link up. W though. W.
This shit is weird. Jason Sakura was caught by that.
I
Said bitch wow
Love is in the fucking air
Hey, I'm gonna assume he probably doesn't want this to be out so I'm gonna exit off
Even though y'all messy ass already put it on the fucking platform
But this is insane
Niggas got footage from the dash cam. That's how serious it is. Oh, yeah, I trust goddamn mind
That's crazy, bro. Invading my boy privacy. Niggas just want to be lovers in peace
I already told y'all if you have a serious relationship do not put that shit on the internet
Don't put that shit on the internet. It's not worth it. If you care about that shit. Otherwise you're done
nine
Zudah Zudah I actually never heard
Oh my god, yo, hey listen, bro
Niggas in this bitch like G Herbo like
Now what?
Listen, bro. Listen, they should got a lot of history behind it niggas. They did say you're a rage flow when you weren't a fucking burger
All right, that was kind of mean like that wasn't nice to say
Two Indians, two Chinese and one the...
Yo!
Hey look, right?
Yo, y'all ever been around somebody that not supposed to be saying nigga and they say that shit?
The only time, literally the only time, was that Asian girl back in 2024 on stream.
Y'all remember that?
Oh my gosh, hold on, let me look that up.
That was such a good...
What was her name again?
again what was her name Asian girl and what wait what is what come up we use
black boy max hooda black boy max wig black boy max basketball black boy max
crying black boy max oj black boy max iso speed okay interesting what about
Banks I'm not gonna speak on that
Like bitches don't got shit
This don't got shit to do with shit. This don't got shit to do with shit
Fuck I'm not gonna lie, bro. Yo tiktok. I'm gonna
You know what I don't care actually I really don't care to be honest
your mom's basement who is there let me get a me or not me don't lie and I'm
asking who was there in the stream if you wasn't in the stream don't say me
I'm telling y'all exactly what happened bro.
She initiative popping her shit and she just got the power boost from all these niggas
around her, boosting her to fuck up.
She thought she could slide that shit in.
You is not Lil Tay bitch.
You is not Lil Tay.
Hey listen, sorry with the B word, but y'all gotta understand like I love women so I don't
mean it derogatory way.
But you is not Lil Tay girl.
Listen, I'm gonna tell you how like this bro, there is some very serious damage that will
be happening to the future generations because of the internet telling you you see how everyone
stopped don't everyone stop and say no fucking money in your bank account so stop hitting
on me wait crazy game I don't like it when you say God doesn't like ugly why it's a
saying Allen got turned on y'all see how he cheesing in the back crazy as nigga alright
Bro couple more links bro like like three more and then we got to get on discord you can go through these house stories
Pete Pete
I mean shit nigga, why the fuck is you want to why the fuck is you want to what is this shit called a hurdle or a?
uh uh uh but barn i don't know like you playing with oxy's and shit bro bro don't send me
no fucking national geographic chat i watched that in my free time now which okay who in
here like animals time to add another poor soul that teases slaying pad
Let me get an old way in the chat. Hey look, bro, I'll never be mad at love bruh real shit
Is that love shit? I don't know it's not for me to say mind my business
Pete ugly. No, you call me ugly. So no, I'm not clicking it
Me I have a pink snake damn pink snake. What?
Man you blast pink snake. I
Didn't even know they made these motherfuckers. I didn't know God made these
Chow we might got get that by the way. I do want a pet for the new house. What should the pet for the new house be?
We do need a pet for the new house for sure
I'm thinking we get that cat, bro. I really want a cat like I really want a cat. I do I
Do yo T go thanks for this, uh
All right, two more links.
I heard you the first time, bro.
Why don't you sing like a robot?
Good.
Chat GTT, look at that.
What the fuck?
Bro, what did you just send me, bro?
All right, next.
Flow.
Jai, how long have we been a stream of flow at the start of the year?
Holy shit, when we was doing them dinner table segments, fuck.
You know the fun sweet
Flo hope they doing well hope they doing well hope they doing well Drake snippy y'all keep seeing this bro stop
Oh my god
Y'all know I hate this picture for anyone that don't know this picture I despise it it's fucking disgusting
I really do not like this picture of Norris not calling me as 2026
Um, and I hate this picture as well, but Google for some reason refuses to take them down. I hate them like
Bro, what the fuck is this? I hate this photo so much. I hate it. I hate it
We have to do more press. Let me call nor real quick
Let me call nor real quick and very sorry my nigga nor is he was going on
He talked to nor in a little minute. So let's see
I look like my dad right now, bro, and it's bald and wear glasses, y'all.
What's up, bro?
You got a mustache, my nigga?
Yeah.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
How are you?
I'm doing good, bro.
How are you?
I'm good, bro.
I'm having, you know, eating a lot of broccoli, you feel me, mangoes, ginger shots, even protein
shakes.
Just really focusing on my health, my wealth.
like that no you can't be wardrobe no you're not gonna be my like my little
brother duo no nigga no no no no but listen bro you're about to turn 18 and
you know what that means right no it is time for you to get a fucking job
Clap it up guys. No, I will be able to finally get a job with his little ass. Thank you, bro. Fine. No leave
Why not
Okay, fair enough fair enough fair enough, but look bro when you turn 18 you turn 18 in next May, right?
Yeah, you'll be at a fly to the States
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully by then I'll be able to, yes, okay.
All right, well get get there's a lot of people in the chat and they saying they love you and they're putting the heart out.
So I don't know give them a kiss or something or say something.
I was going to come help you drag, but they still strip my shirts and they send it for you.
One for you, one for me.
So, do you need help in drag?
Yes, I do. I'd appreciate it if you could be in there. Thank you.
Thank you, bud.
Bye.
Alright, bud. I'm going to see you in a little, in like five minutes I'm going to join.
Okay.
Shut up, Norm, man. What a nice kid. What a nice guy.
You know?
What a nice guy what a nice guy why you Duke Max and Pete this crumb turning. It's just straight
Come on bro, this is not how we use the word bitch
That's not how you use it. I still can't get over how fine his man is like I don't even swing this way
All right, that's just how she feel bro. Like relax
Like fuck is you talking about like why is you mad bro? Go get some fucking money
I
Love animals, bro. I don't know where my session where animals came from it kind of jay hit me out of nowhere
But I need a pet ASAP
But not no hamster though. I'm not gonna lie not no hamster though. Definitely not no hamster
not no hands to guys I did have a did I tell you I had a pet rat when I was
younger on some weird shit a lot of fuck did I have a rat in a cage I have rat
I had fishes and I had it dogs two dogs my first dog passed away her name was
coach my second dog is named Ruby she's still alive no I did not name her Ruby
she came pre-named Ruby we was not on some corny shit my family's not corny
She was already named Ruby Max and Ruby ha ha he you're so fucking funny you're Dave Sopel ha ha we get it
Yeah, anyways, um, yeah besides that I didn't really have no pets though. No pets no pets
Now you sit bro don't never save your shit back but Chad look no my shit used to be bad too, but I peed like now I
Mean look look clearly you've got me we struggling and over here, but and
Ain't nothing that a little man, not to do something like something like you can't fix.
Remember my eyes.
Alright, last link, last link.
Y'all keep sending Kai with Tyler.
Bro, I already told you, I will be parasocialist watching, don't worry.
Okay, we need one more link, one more link.
New Ken Carson, I don't trust, anytime y'all say it's new music, I don't trust.
You finna link me some bullshit. I need a good link.
That's google.com.
Okay, let's click, let's click this.
and a Kendrick Lamar.
I see a little silhouette of a man.
He's got a moosh, got a moosh.
Will you do the bandambo?
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
Hallelujah, take him through my door.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody left.
Yeah, this is an interesting, just say it.
This can't be the last one, one more.
I see the vision though. I see the vision whoever sent that. I appreciate you max peep
new play
We're done with links
We're done with links. All right join drag. Let's get the hay
I don't want to be wrong at all, like, relax.
Relax, like, who made that shit, bro?
Anyways, though.
All right, hey, you shoes, let's get started.
Ladies and gentlemen,
today, I will be going on some house tours,
but before we go on the real life house tours,
I will be going on some house tours.
through y'all I will be touring my viewers houses aka y'all my friends houses my family
house whatever you want to call you so I'll be touring your guys houses and we are going
to see if I can move into anybody. Join drag off your phone so y'all can go tour your house
on your phone. All right it's lit. Let's get it. Let's get money. All right. Cool, cool,
Can you start dragging there's a house towards handle to okay back perfect. Thank you shout out cragger
Fuck finally being fucking useful. Thank you. Thank you. Disrespective file I put your ass in a full chain
Yo pretty brown skin. Thank you for the for the cell. I appreciate you so much. All right presidential house
house. Y'all presidential house.
Hell yeah, bro. You like you like the glasses? Yeah, it's looking fresh. Thank you, bro. Thank you. No. Oh,
shit from these folks right here. Red Bull. Let me get a W Red Bull in the chat. They gave me a
Holland card.
Thank you, we're taking this to the new house.
I never knew Holland had short hair.
Oh my gosh, you look like a Gerber.
That is crazy.
I didn't know he had that short hair.
Damn, now his glow-up is crazy.
Shout out Holland.
What the fuck?
They only have him as like a 50 overall here.
That's so disrespectful.
This is from 2019, by the way.
That's fine.
You'll be rebel.
All right, do say, tell me, okay, I'm on, bro.
Do you see me?
What's good, bro?
yourself and you found me talk about your little quick and we got to go on this tour
let's do it I bet so my name is do say Mexican you know you call me Mexican
every day and that I don't know what but um yeah bro I'm gonna give you a house
story no I actually do got a room for you it's a room right next to my shimmering
room bro so you feel me it already makes sense so I bet it's a few inches
so I did my little evenly my little shit and this will be your room bro so I
already got you a little thing right here I'm saying hold on my nigga is that a
fucking cage wait I got you right here where's my bed right here I'm dead
out of your body I'm not the one or the two I'm the five
okay you talking about playing with your dragon next nigga I'm not playing with
I'm gonna be a fucking cage next
Racism I did not kick him cuz he was Mexican. I love tacos stop saying that next yo y'all
What's up gang was good turn that camera on?
All right. Oh
Shit on don't stop moving like come on, bro, please I got turned my OBS on
You're supposed to be on your phone, do you?
Um, what do you mean?
So you can tour the house.
Yeah, I wasn't even in drag, I was in general.
Nor, I'm gonna kick you and this nigga.
Stop playing, bro.
Drag, go do drag, young man.
God damn.
Nigga wearing glasses, you can't do shit in this world.
Talk about nigga wearing glasses.
What's wrong with that?
I can't look edumacated.
My brother is mad handsome. What's good, bro?
Yo.
What's up, bro? Tell us your name and you'll take us through the crib.
Hey, my name is Eds. I got, uh...
I got a hella... I got a stool in my room.
You see the... the pads?
Ooh.
I got kicks too, besides you.
What'd you say?
Yeah. I got mellows.
Okay, okay.
You know what I mean?
I got, uh...
I got Balencize.
Okay, wait a minute. This ain't no goddamn closet tour. I'm trying to say the crib, bro. Like you got the room
All right, you got it. All right. Let's go. All right. Yeah, make sure you show me where I will be staying and shit
I mean, I got an extra room here. This is the extra room. Oh, I
Let me see
Okay, no, that's it do a comfy though, gay
That means, huh? Yeah, we got bro. We don't pull parties in this this too. Okay
Let me keep you one second.
We got the whole corner, bitch.
Yeah.
Are we hooping?
OK, OK.
I see the vision.
You know what?
Hold on.
You're the first person to actually have some shit
I could move into.
You know what I'm saying?
Real shit.
So I'm in the IE.
What did you say?
I'm in the IE, close to LA.
Oh, you were in Englewood.
If I make this up though
Well, I got a question. Why don't you got a shirt on you? Is it hot?
They need you to tell her right? It's hella hot. Okay, type shit. All right. It's a way to ask you in the chat
But they saying you this shit, bro
Yeah, it's a it's a hold on if I make this out
You don't say I go ahead and shoot bruh shoot shoot shoot
But ah, that's a mean or again, bro. Hey, I will be taking the house in the consideration though
I'm not I'm not I'm not no love island try out
Actually, bro, fuck is you talking about negative anyways though a dead I appreciate you though bro that I
As a real nigga bro. I fuck with the crib film me definitely some vibe be shit got a palm trees
We don't fuck with your application, bro. All right, but I promise you
It's not our dad's his name. That's where s is all right next next. Let's go north
Niggas start showing his abs and shit. She'll out bro. Like you really like
I know
Next next next
What's up? What's up?
Oh, you're came on you got selected hearing what you want?
Bro said bring who?
Wait hold on hold on hold on one second bro
What I'm gonna say
He said he got he got the gym you could bring
Hold up
Yeah, let's go, bro. Yo, yo, what's up? Well, hold on. My camera not working.
All right, thanks for playing with me, dude. I mean, are you good, bro? We can see you
just a second ago. You guys. Are you seeing me? Yeah, yeah. Try it again. Try it again.
All right, hold on. I'm good. Yeah, let's go, bro. All right, bro. I bet you don't say
what's up. No, it's not. It's not, bro. Yo, Chad, let me know if I'm lying. Today is
the most presentable y'all have ever been. I don't know where y'all niggas
farmed from, but normally it'd be little gerber ass niggas in my chat. Anyways, keep
going, bro. Come on, let's go. I see you in either of a crib. I'm not gonna lie. My mom
did just move out for the week, you know, if I got the crib to myself. Okay. Need
someone to stay on. It's not a mansion. It's not a mansion, but it is. You
know what I'm saying? Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms. You know what I'm
saying? Um, most of the rooms is taken. Oh, like,
And I do see them ceilings and ceilings look a little high.
Like, yeah.
Let's do the green.
Let's start the front.
I'm saying awesome.
MTV crids.
OK.
Oh, shit.
Hey, bro, don't show no house numbers.
Good job.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
All right, back to the end.
OK, so you walk in, you know?
Nah, there's no where's that house at, by the way.
I need to know where the house is at.
All right, look, it is in Florida.
If you wish to try to take a trip across the country,
we could take a trip to Miami, shit like that.
We have to go by Lemon in Florida.
Um, so yeah, this when you walk in, you know, we got pianos. I know you these rap I play love
You know
Default family posters and shit. That's that the yeah
Okay, now
It's like a little movie, you know late night. We're trying to run a movie. We could chair on the couch
You know projector and shit, you know, um
The Tars 2 I do I do play a little guitar and then
Oh
We got we got we got
Fruity Pebbles, you understand ramen noodles mac and cheese this this late night each you understand
Um, it's not like goldfish it down there. You know pretzels, you know all that good stuff Jesus. Okay fucking with this house
Um, okay, and then yeah, bro. This down there. You want the upstairs? Yeah, come on, buddy guys. Come on real quick real quick
now um now like I said most areines is kind of is kind of occupied right now, you understand, but
this room right here
You move not legendary. Yeah, we ain't get no dry mangoes like
This one right here. You know saying we could uh kick it in here, you know to balance where's me? Where's my where's where's mine?
This one yours you know I'm saying I was yeah, this one yours this one right here, you know late night
We can't find the love nor gonna lose this game
Don't play with me nigga dirty ad bay fuck is you talking on nigga? Hey, bro
I already told you how I feel about that shit, but we got to keep shit organized
Next nowhere. Come on. Nigga Trump crack
Freakab long tip nigga. Fuck is you talking about a next no nor we is not playing with these niggas and bitches
Let's go. Do you see me? Let's go
You can see me. Ah
and see
Okay, yeah, okay now. Okay. What about now? I'm coming. Yeah, you can see me bro. Woman. Where are you?
Where camera? So now yeah, I told you you're facing the door. What's good, bro?
All right that this the room right here. Hold on
What's good, Brody? What's your name?
Can you see me or hear me? What's good? Mythic pink now?
I'm right here
This the beats ring. That's the AK
Aiden all right. All right. Come on. Do you see me or not?
Yeah, bro. I see your smiley ass. Yeah, bro. I'll flip the can bro. Oh
This is a house tour is this a goddamn acting tryout like come on bro. It's the bathroom right here. Okay. I'm saying
I'm throwing a little bit in here. Um, all right
This is a didn't you made in greasy. That's not nice. Come on, bro. Y'all weird as hell for that weird shit
I'm a personal trainer. So I just got back from
Don't even explain yourself to these niggas bro keep going bro. All right
This the laundry room right here like really just a master bedroom. We put you in here
Yeah, for sure you get master bed
This downstairs
No, no, no, no, no, come on back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck it.
He's talking about yo next nigga, bro.
Y'all are crazy.
Next, next, next, next.
Come on, Nora, come on, come on, come on.
They plan with me, bro.
Like, yo, I really need somewhere to go.
Yeah.
I'm not taking me seriously.
Give me a second.
Come on.
I got a damn Paul George hairline.
What's good, buddy?
You muted, bro.
you're muted bro you're muted you're muted. I was muddy I was muddy.
Everybody was good. I was good. But you know what I'm saying?
Alright.
Tell her that's Hella Space bro. No, Hella Space is this bitch.
Phone him Gary, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'll pass them in here for you down here.
Wait, wait, wait, so are you saying I can have that whole downstairs face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, yeah.
Like a streamer.
Shit.
What the shit?
What the shit?
All this shit, hold up.
It was about stairs though.
Hold on one second, yo.
Someone in chat said,
is Discord you're not actually touring houses?
We are going IRL to tour houses in like 10 minutes.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Let me go, I'll do it.
Damn, hold on, let me guess.
You in Texas?
Nah, I'm in Pennsylvania.
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay.
is giving me better homie, homish, like family bonds.
I like that.
Lots of background.
I love grass, bro.
I don't know if I told you I'm a tree lover.
Got a lot of grass, don't make a fool of me.
I'm a tree lover, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Live long, don't care.
The other thing, bro, hey,
your house got priority,
because Bron and Philly,
you're like a friend or something.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
All right, keep going, keep going.
You ever need to play the same game?
We got you, bro!
What's your name again, bro?
Trelly.
Let's clap it up for Trelly.
You might be the top house.
You have a lot of space, bro.
Yeah, for sure.
What's your name?
His name is fucking Money.
I said fuck me in the thong.
In the thong.
What's going on?
I don't know or stop a lot of
infiltrator that that is just
that's very awkward like now
they got higher parents than me
bro they just join
yeah how you feel about like
like
like
fuck out there nigga
next
bro you're the real estate agent
bro the real estate agents don't
start going on monologues mid house
I got a roofing, bro, house tour.
I got a roofing, bro, house tour.
House tour, bro, house tour.
Yo, listen, all right, you want to give a house tour?
Go ahead, bro, go ahead.
You want to pull up?
I got you.
Let's go.
Trip to Malaysia.
My boy, you are in the first ever v-neck muscle team.
You disgust me, little boy.
What are you doing?
Show your fucking shirt.
You're gonna fucking v-neck muscle team.
I'm out of your mind.
Man, you can't do a push-up in a muscle team, man.
It's like the whole game.
I can do push-ups.
All right, bro.
Come on, bro.
How's story?
Come on, bro.
I got you, bro.
Like what?
Silky face.
Yo, have y'all ever seen a v-neck?
I've never seen a v-neck muscle team in my life.
Niggas.
All right, bro.
Nora, take us through the crib, bro.
Got you.
Here's the room.
Here's my room.
You could.
So, before you film, is the set up, you know, nice little set up, we've got the ceiling.
I'm irritated.
Keep going.
yeah it's your room bro pull up this is my room
hundred percent bro hundred percent no I'm not gonna laugh because you know I
know your situation this is not funny you should not be laughing too one thing
I would say is we got to get you a fucking job and we got to get you some
money liber. You're finna have the craziest car story all time. But holy fucking shit.
Nigga the ceiling. I'm not even finna cook your ceiling bro. So that's it. So that's
it. No so underneath your bed bro. If it does rain I will just like let you know it
does drip in sometimes. So like you can't really you know it's okay though you can still
moving though no no no hard pass but you my man's okay show underneath your bag
now show underneath your bed bro i know you have a whole stories under that bitch bro stop
trying to run bro stop trying to run show underneath your bed bro yeah you're
Yeah
Yeah, turn out fucking came off little boy
I was about to say like I'm about to build some funny shit me shit
That's your next like I can't I thought I just seen something scurry across the floor
I can't even be mean to this nigga like he I love you, bro
What's up?
Yeah, I'm gonna know I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna probably do more tours after okay?
Okay
Chats Chats Chats
So you open me to a house today
Yeah, so I say what won't introduce yourself bro introduce yourself
I love everybody will the standard I'm a singer or songwriter real estate agent stripper
Well, I didn't know about that multi-faceted person. Okay. Okay. So listen, bro. I'm keeping a buck with you, bro
I need you to understand something wait. Hold on stripper. Can we go back to that? Like are you sure?
who me okay all right now they do a bro we don't judge over here hey listen
bro we like not just me me my whole chat we are going to be homeless by next
when's August 1st my August 1st if we don't have a house so this is very
why don't you get down no I'm not getting kicked out it's just a leases up
and there's new people coming all right so next one be shady and shit Luca get
Fucking camera. We gotta go. Hey listen. I'm not doing shit with you today. I'm telling you right now, bro
I really need this house and I need
Hopefully not need I would love if you had gotten something like fire shit for us or like
What the fuck is this why you ever see a real estate agent bring a blow horn to the what is this you're called a megalore
You know you get lost track real easily
And what if the real estate agent is cute and then you just want to be black
That's fair attention, we're looking for a house not ass.
So look, if y'all real estate agent pull up in a fucking red suit jacket
and we're sort of kids, bro.
Red Air Forces, how the fuck would you feel, man?
Yeah, alright, bro, fuck it, fuck it.
Hey, look, chat, listen.
Let me get some HeyYouTubes again right now.
We've got to go tour some houses, this is serious.
Actually, we'll probably do it outside.
We'll do it outside the house when we get here.
So, I need y'all locked in.
This ain't no joke.
You know how before you dress the daughter in?
What do you feel like you need in the house?
What are you mumbling about?
This is all I, I need this room.
I can make a studio.
I need like a stream room and I need a bedroom.
Like I need my bedroom separate.
Are you got, what the, is that a calculator one of them?
Well, yeah, we gotta calculate your funds
versus how much it costs.
We got to make sure that we got this shit together because you know the income ratio you ought to make four times
What we try to get the house for or you may not are you buying cash or do you want to know we got phone right, huh?
You already have a lot of calculations for you. Okay. All right. Okay. All right, you know, yeah
I trust you. You know what you're doing at least that's what I heard. I don't know how you're so good at so many things
Let's do it. Look up. Oh
Oh pull up my boy Lupa got the matters oh yeah these are for you these are few
if you wanted to explore the house by yourself you can just take let me put
that in our backpack okay these guys stay connected I can set it up when we
get there okay cool so just keep it keep it right now keep it right now that's
cool all right chat we out let's do it let's do it magic swappers
Alright chat, we off. Let's do it. Let's do it. Magic Swappas.
Okay cool, so we got...
Alright, we got some water.
You got the button off to look at the houses. You want to make a good brush.
Alright, let's go.
All right, let's go, all right, let's go, we got a car here, but we got a driver here.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's get it, let's go, let's, let's get it, let's go.
Was it a going away party? What's going on?
Nah, hell nah, you like, this box is all around here, no going away party.
Um, Morgan did have some crypts here or some shit, but they know, yeah, they ain't not going away party, not gonna lie.
wait what's the price yeah like that's long story you heard his name ain't
Tray living wait this is my fucking car why is your car doing over here because
they just crashed my car but why the fuck is the rack like this check look at
his half a half ass shit how could be glossy half of his man
well what the fuck I'm gonna get a new car when we get a new house hello sir
sir what's your name Bart Marco we tour house today is very serious I
appreciate you coming to business time
Okay, you can send the front go to
Oh my oh my
I
Chat type one if y'all can see and work good type
I gotta wait I gotta wait I gotta wait I gotta wait
We said he fix it in the trunk, let's run over to the trunk.
Okay one one, I'll let you boy, I'll let you too.
Okay, I can see you guys, good good good, two we can't see.
Everyone else is seeing you, I can see, you're good.
How far is the first house bro?
15 minutes.
Okay cool, some concert, concert.
Can you put my seatbelt on?
Let's get it.
Hey guys, I'm excited, hey look dude.
be just looking at house tours on YouTube and shit anybody look at house
tours for anyone that's questioning who is no this is not my prom day bro this
is my this is well this is my real estate agent for today at least he
helped me tour the crib bro I do tour not for real what's fire the red bro hmm
what inspires the red the red like the red jacket I'm a Leo my fire sign that
That is not how that is it how it work?
What day Leo though?
My sister Leo, my dad.
22nd.
Day the 19th.
Guys, if you didn't know my sister and my dad
was born on the same day on some fake full shit.
I don't even know how the fuck that happens.
But it happened.
Not the same day obviously, but the same day of the year.
Some genjutsu.
Damn, I shouldn't have learned that.
So they're birthday twins.
Birthday twins, yes.
So they celebrate together.
So most of the time, like when I was a broke ass nigga,
like I would just buy them one gift, if that makes sense.
And it would share it.
So it would be shit like a robe, nah, not a robe.
It would be like, I don't fucking know.
Like the Wii, nah, I didn't buy no fucking Wii.
Who am I lying to?
I don't know what I was, I don't think I was getting them gifts.
Bro, at what age did I start getting people gifts and shit?
I feel like when you young, you wasn't buying gifts.
Like I didn't start getting gifts till high school.
And I didn't have no money, it was my mom money,
so I really wasn't buying gifts for referral.
I felt like I had some adult in that shit.
Hold on guys, this is no troll.
T-Mobile just canceled my data.
T-Mobile, stop fucking playing with me.
Like why is y'all not giving me my data?
I can't read chat.
This is ridiculous.
I have the unlimited plan.
No Verizon's ads, out here for me at least for streaming.
What's the best one for the, what's it called, Luca?
T-Mobile you would say, right?
Yeah, we got a lot of three.
Woo!
But I'm telling y'all, look at,
no one fucking with this nigga, bro.
Nobody, nobody.
See if we can get a shout out.
All right, I got my shout out, my shit good now.
What data y'all got?
Let me know so I can hack yo.
Niggas said state form.
Oh, that's a girl, state form, sweetie.
I gotta let you know.
Something wrong with your shit.
You just said you got state form data?
I don't think that exists.
Spectrum T-Mobile, ATT, Verizon, let me see, is this the droid?
No.
Oh.
Luke, you got an Android?
That was Max's.
Yeah, we got a droid just for the streaming.
For the streaming.
Click a wireless
At least I'm at least I honest chat mobile Rogers. This thing got Rogers Wi-Fi. What the fuck is that?
Free Wi-Fi now. That's real though. You just using the Wi-Fi wherever you at. Do anybody in here got no data?
Damn, bro. No data. I know that struggle. I don't remember bars. Huh?
No, I got bars now. I got bars on my T-bowl. No, I'm not gonna lie about shit
What's struggling though, and it'd be honest, it was very, very bad lagging. Are we all right? We good
Me not gonna lie bro. I used to have AT&T, but we only had like 15 gigabytes per month. Holy fucking shit, mom
You found me, but she was you know, sorry my mother. She was doing it. You know what I'm saying
Brown what's that shit ran out, bro?
Hey, there wasn't no data nigga niggas. We just have to connect to whatever was available
Ruffa ruffa
Good platties stop calling me plattie, bro. I don't know why Wardrobe was ever calling me that coming out some fucking plattie
Show me no sense. So how much experience you got with this, you know, um
Real estate agent torn houses. It's not pretty much. I watched a couple YouTube videos and I was on the market
You know nowadays you ain't got to get a license. You just got a chat GBT and go on YouTube and bam you certified
You don't chat GPT. So yeah, I do I do I do I'm not even for the fake act like I don't I definitely do
I'm just saying like something like this where we getting in the house and like say I want to negotiate the house in the moment
Like you gonna hold a nigga down
Yeah, he's working games though. We need to go shit off. Oh shit. That's facts man. Yeah, dude. We robbing niggas
No cat low ball in the fuck out of niggas. Okay. No, that's all you why did you start with that? We good
We good chat didn't work that game stop. We good. That's all we need in this bitch
25 cents for a PS5?
That'd be good!
No cap, right?
Your game style used to break my heart back in the day, bro.
Just ailing from us. It's not even right.
How do I pay $60 for a game and you give me $5.99?
It don't make no sense, bro. For real.
That's why y'all are out of fucking business.
Shout out GameStop, though. Good memories.
That was crazy, though. GameStop makes $0.70 of the revenue offer.
Is that people buying in trading in games and I'm reselling stop playing so they make 75% of the river not by pre-orders and stuff by
Through scamming so game stop was legal scamming. Okay, cool. I'm learning the business
That's cool. That's cool. Make sense
Makes sense makes sense makes sense makes sense take it out plattie
No, bro. Relax with that bro
Relax with that. Hey, listen, there's actually there's another agent we're meeting at the court, right?
Okay, yeah, no I'm asking. Yeah, cuz that's at least that's what y'all told me. I'm not sure though
Yeah, my associate she she
Kind of like finessed and show me wait, what?
Okay
They throw a palm shop you should dye your hair what color?
What color taught me that what's the name his name is will
Me?
Yeah, now they were asking what's her name. That's why I said, yeah, well this will chat as well. What's in?
Kai coming why are y'all what you mean Kai coming they we know that streamer you
bro fuck up bro discord link ain't working I'll fix it pink now I'm not
going pink I'm not gonna lie I got my shit long I died ginger I died brown I
wouldn't die until we did pink that came and went you know we only do pink dress
7 come on no
That words I know you think you farming what is nigga said I know
Oh, I'm gonna find us. He says I'm a digger on that shit
I know you're thinking far you farm in tick-tock edits, but you will forever be peon
So you think I look good, but you had to say it in the long way by being disrespectful. That's fucked up
Just be nice, bro. Why you gotta be such a meanie pants, bro?
Come on
Max twerk all like no, that's not me
Orange I feel like orange is too orange is just like
silver
Now I loaned this silver. I feel like if I got silver here nigga
I look like an old-ass man. I might off that like I said, I would do blonde
I do ginger. Yeah, I remember I ginger
You're here. You think I should dye my shit. You're purple if I know I don't want to do a crazy color
like I want to do some natural looking shit. If I did I'm not sure though.
You did blonde already? You said you did ginger? A minute ago but I didn't really keep, I didn't keep
blonde. I didn't keep it. I'm not gonna lie. Leopard pattern but it wouldn't look right on my
Dreads, you know what I'm saying if I had the body we could do that. I don't like I
Don't know
Watch Greek looking at you. You don't know who's greeted right or did Morgan? They showed me a picture
Hey, I think you look like Scree. We'll look like Scree
They say that every time yes, yes black scout fading into blonde that'd be cool
Yes, yes, yes, they twins I
Do see it a little bit bro, and you have a similar build you have a similar face, but his hair is black
Backwards baby, can I dash it backwards?
I'm a bad boy. You see this mink fur
before you open up you better think first and you none and I know you are
you know I've been doing the vocal exercises every day in the shower you
have yes bro getting better at it I don't know let me try singing real quick
child let me know how this is real soon I got a practice in front of y'all don't
judge me don't don't be a judge I gotta practice in front of y'all because
practice in a shower and they get bro everyone sound like Beyonce in the
shower on my life and soul everyone sounds like fucking Rihanna in the
shower Justin Bieber you know you got a really practice yeah cuz the way it
sounds facts I don't know what I got my I here we go
I got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion and
lastly I can't get over you, you left your mark on me, I want your hot love and emotion
And lastly, cause you're a good girl and you know it
You act so different around me
You feel me though?
Come on, chat, ain't that better?
What? Hell no
Bro, I was feeling that shit, a driver
How did that shit sound? Be honest
So good
You're lying
Really?
You're lying, bro
All right, next beat, hold on
Maybe I need to try something a little lower though, fuck.
It's a pretty easy song to sing though.
Damn, so I'm ass?
I didn't say that.
Fuck, bro, I don't shout.
Wait, so what do I do besides the vocal warm-ups?
I need this, like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm going to be a good ass singer.
As you're doing the vocal warm-ups,
you have to, like, listen to your ear
and feel certain vibrations and muscles.
Like, when you sing from the diaphragm,
you know it's gonna come from the diaphragm.
You sing from the Chassis Chess and vibrate.
You sing from your head voice, your nose is tingling.
Don't play with it, don't be dishonest, ay.
Still not understanding this logic.
I'm back and I'm better.
I want you bad as ever.
Girl, don't let me slat up.
I want to give you better.
Baby, it's whatever.
Somebody's got to catch up.
Don't let somebody, you feel me, don't!
Ah, damn, I thought that was fucking good.
Yo, every time I check,
I'm thinking they finna be gasping me up, eh, eh, eh.
Niggaz saying, please stop, ew, disgusting.
All right, bro.
Hey, chat, look, bro, we finna keep working, bro,
it's fine, we gonna get there, I'm not there yet.
It's cool, I don't give a fuck.
I'm that one nigga who's gonna never give up.
So, when y'all see me in like five years
and I sound like, shit, who's a good ass male singer?
party next door, don't question it.
It's cause we kept going.
My ears, all right, rate me one through 10,
rate me one through 10 to on that shit, for real, for real.
10.
Sir, I'm not giving you no extra tip.
Wait, no saying no, like, you're my nigga, bro, like,
but like, I appreciate it though, bro, that ass, bro.
You mad supported on me, chat, WDriver,
what's your name again, sir?
Markle.
Mark, shout out Mark, shout out Mark.
Okay, two, ten, seven, eight, maybe I should start with like, nah, we're done for the day,
chat, we're done.
I gotta get back in the lab.
Also, you know how some singers be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, like they voice be vibrating?
How do you get that?
Like vibrato?
I don't know, but it's like when Beyonce sing, cause I've been studying a lot of Beyonce.
Some people overdo it, like Trey Dover does it, other singers overdo it.
It's definitely a thin line between a good vibrato, like I think Whitney Houston she
had a perfect vibrato.
Because she knows how to control it.
Sometimes my vibrato when I'm nervous it goes crazy but you have to just think of singing
in a straight line.
Okay.
And what does that mean?
Like instead of going
To have a bottle there or
How the fuck are you doing that bro check this nigga's nice for
Damn, bro
Niggas in the chat talking to me about some you have a talent keep it hidden like that's some weird ass shit, bro
Talking about that shit, bro
I already told y'all you got to start from somewhere my nigga. I was not singing growing up
I was never doing none of that, bro, but I really was.
What is the thing? I did not start.
Obviously, because, you know, I was sick.
I've been sick all my life.
I was sick until majorly it's like 15, 16.
Wait, I mean sick, like COVID sick?
I was like, you know, brain cancer, so what the fuck?
That's why I wear hearing aids.
I don't wear hearing aids.
I just want to wear wig.
Wear it because I got a got a choice.
Oh, shit, I should be wearing wig, man.
You turn me down some shit, but damn, I didn't know that, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Damn, OK.
And then so, like, I always wanted
to sing. I always wanted to sing though. No, I want to be a doctor first, but I started
like good depression and started to kill myself, trying to kill myself. And then they said I
could probably, it's hard getting a medical condition when you abuse pills on your record.
So at that point, I knew I had a little beautiful voice. So I just started singing every day,
every day, every day, every day. But you're not going to learn how to sing or great learn
how to manage your voice in like a couple of weeks yeah you do it every day
from a month six months a year from now you gonna be like damn fuck cancer
but yeah that's inspiring but that'll be a shout out to where all right so we are
here we are here we're here oh shit
Alright bro, let's get it!
Chow, we got the first crib!
We got the first crib.
First crib.
You want to clip these?
What'd you say?
The glasses?
Hmm.
I mean, I feel like...
For it.
Oh.
Let's try it on the next house.
Let's do this one regular.
All right y'all come on.
Oh this bit looks nice though!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
I'm gonna help me like this.
Through this?
Right here.
Wait hold on real quick.
My glasses are clean.
Hello!
Are they so nice to meet you?
Yes, this is my boss.
Nice to meet you!
Welcome!
Damn this shit kind of.
Okay.
So, yeah, let me give you a tour.
Let's start right here where we're at.
This is your kitchen
and your
formal living room.
Right now we're sitting on
5,500 square feet, seven beds, five baths, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, how much?
So this is a little under $5 million, it's $4.9 million.
Did you take the most?
Yeah.
So OK, let me take you guys outside.
Let me take you guys outside.
OK, I bought you your mask because of the view.
So you get an amazing view.
Damn.
OK, but it's still very much so private.
Yeah.
Nice grass, they do have a turf and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, real grass.
And up there we have the entire barbecue flex space up there too.
Oh, sure.
I want you to check that out.
Check that out.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
God, I love you so much.
So you have all your parties and whatnot, you kind of, you have some space.
Oh, party, uh, no.
I'm not even in front, like, I'm not in front, like, I'm not in front of the rest.
And this is where you have your barbecues?
Okay, chat. Shit.
Uh-oh.
I almost hit my shirt.
I'm sure I called out these four people.
Another amazing view.
Damn, chat. I'm not chat. I'm not going live, bro.
What do you think, chat? What do you think, chat?
You follow me at CRS short under sports here. Yeah, CRS. Yeah, CRS short. Okay, so wait
How long you've been doing a real estate? I've been in real estate for five years
I specialize in luxury real estate, which is why you're here
Okay, and I really wanted you just to kind of see this property because it's very unique
And I'll show you on the inside because there's a lot of fun
really like the vibe, you know.
It reminds me of this one house I used to live at.
Okay.
You know, it has a similar view.
It actually might be around the corner actually,
but yeah, I definitely, I definitely like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
It's unique.
You know, it's very dapper.
You know, very boujee.
I feel my boss.
You know, I'm like, hey, this shit right next to the fucking,
right next to the boss.
That's his man, it's all over.
Okay. Okay. Now, yeah, first, it definitely got my name, definitely got my name.
Okay. So, Max, I know the two, uh, nice, they don't have to be here.
So that Tom catch me.
Oh,
letter normally, wait, wait, so what, what happened?
That means it's expensive.
Ah, okay. We love that. We love that. Okay.
Fire plate
One of the best parts is that you have two faces
What? Is that a tennis court?
Yeah, you have tennis balls
In fact, I actually brought something for you
I want you to play
You're gonna play Vigo
Alright, let's do it
I'm never back down from the challenge
So if you can beat me
We're not gonna do, you know, back and forth months
If I'd beat you, what?
Well, maybe I can negotiate the price down for you.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
But how do you do this?
You're not going to put it on my condition, I heard.
So, I will put anything that I try to do.
You are an athlete, right?
You are.
Track.
I'm going to try to start.
Okay, let's try to start.
Let's try to start.
I'll wait for a one-hander question.
How do you play this?
It's like tennis?
Pretty much.
So I got to stay within the blue?
Yeah.
I'll wait.
Okay, you're up on a zero.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, what are we doing?
We're going high.
So there's one zero.
Okay, shoot, he might actually make it.
You're talking about this guy.
Fuck you, I told you.
Not bad to say.
Sorry, that was...
Yeah, come on my mom literally my wrist is messed up like I'm not I'm not more. Yeah, no it is though
I make a start clutching anything. Hey look my shit is fucked up. Hey, I knew this
Let's keep going. Let's keep going
Basketball room though
Marco
Yeah, we're gonna go out
Okay, let's see the chat right here. This could be the streamer.
Yeah. And you also will notice you have a male who grew up in the city.
Woo!
Now this is nice, though. Let me get a light when they chat. Let me get a light.
This is nice. I like this. This definitely feels like I'm getting money.
Just not know like, ah, he might have it. I don't know.
This is a game money-ass nigga house, okay
What are these rooms?
Bathroom and closet. Okay, I see the closet space out there. I got a lot of clothes
Well, we can use the storage you find me tech stuff
The original source code can never be controlled or destroyed.
I've lost a lot of time.
Can you see us up in here?
Those, no. What the queue?
That smells fresh.
Definitely. I like the lights on the sides.
You know what a black is very movie-like.
Okay.
I'm supposed to be the first one anyone else to fight.
I'm thinking I might fall on my ass.
I don't like this.
Imagine.
And I'm supposed to have my IG still in there.
I'd like to smash it.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
So I just like to work out.
Yes.
OK.
So before we look at all the veggies,
I want to show you a pie bag of jam.
And a pie bag.
Small ass TV.
low-ass TV, not worth the price.
Oh, no, no, no, chat, chat.
No, no, no, watch,
because this is definitely worth the price.
There's a lot that we haven't seen yet.
Let's take a look at the gym.
Ooh, hold on, hold on.
There's a little workout, a workout.
Now, this house literally,
they got the gym, I need a gym,
they got the basketball pool.
Okay, okay, okay.
I
Shit damn your equinox like this is a YMCE
I said
All right
Little as you can sit down when we tell you
Okay, so is there someone currently living in this house or no?
What is this another bedroom?
Oh wait, hold on. I ain't got no kids yet.
Not yet, but you still get a view.
So you can still use this as, you know, a guest bedroom.
Okay.
To the closet space.
Okay, yeah, you know, make Garber's enemy that much close, all right?
But if you want kids, I can work it out.
If he doesn't get out, he wants some kids.
Okay, wait.
Will.
See, my assistant is just so funny.
Okay, call me, I'll be sure you do that.
Don't be funny.
All right.
What's that?
It's definitely, I don't know what they think.
It's Brazzers.
This is Twitch.
Fuck, is you talking about it?
This is the primary bed with the key or the button right here, let me know what you think.
Here we go.
Nice spacious.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I like how a lot of the rooms have the views now, for sure.
Yeah, definitely.
She's about to be off.
Make yourself at home.
Get up.
Okay.
You know, I definitely, I see the vision.
You know, it's comfy.
I like the earth tone.
I like the colors.
Okay.
Interesting.
So what's the idea behind this design right here?
Okay.
So it's his and hers.
So you get your own vanity area.
So you don't have to cross paths.
Okay.
You have your beautiful Jacuzzi tub.
Oh, shh.
Seppin' still hasn't used.
You sleep at that view.
And then you have a huge shower, so.
Now, the shower, okay, the shower,
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think it's here.
We're kind of just mowing the hot tub.
I'm gonna keep it that way.
It's okay, okay, okay.
We have a big hot tub out there.
Maybe it's for the, maybe it's for the,
how to say yeah it's a dance routine all that okay okay I will say that I do
like big girls but you know so yeah so what do you think so far okay it's
like you see five mil yes four nine nine
not too bad that's not too shabby I definitely like the vibe but it's home
like it has every it has like a lot of things i need a lot of things i need for sure
okay chat let's chat what's your thing
what is the chat thing
right now they saying uh five mil little lie definitely gotta bring that down
might be a skin. This is what they're saying now.
It's not a skin. I'm telling you. This is a good deal.
Let's check if I have powder right in front of me.
Oh, okay.
And you have to have the head back there too.
All I need is more bedroom.
All right, all right.
Now listen, do they have maybe like surround sound speakers in your stuff?
sound so no throughout well you know what we connect right now for you it's
like chill okay yeah we get it next next time next time okay so then we have two
other bedrooms back here yeah it's still have a view six bedrooms seven
bathrooms over here yeah
Oh, shit. Okay, comfy has his old bathroom. I like that. I like, I like, I like. I like, I like that. Okay.
I like, I like.
Oh
Okay
So what's the what's the install behind this is from like kids to like
Yeah.
For the boys, just for the boys.
Are your friends?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm doing that with some friends, OK?
I'm doing that with some move-design
at your time at the studio.
Right.
True.
So look, with this household, we'd
be able to put up noise cancellation, stuff like that.
And then because you're so high up,
you really don't have any neighbors.
So that's another huge selling point.
That is true.
That is true.
And actually, it is pretty secluded.
Very secluded, very private, long private drive life.
So what do you think?
I think that, you know, nice house, five mil.
Mm.
Well, you know what, let's continue.
But let's keep going on the tour now.
Let's keep going.
Let's keep going and then we'll see what you think at the end.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
is very like the aesthetic I like the aesthetic very clean very nice this one
wine bottles go I like how you think okay wait you said where else did you
I was telling you the formal dining right now.
Woo! What's this made of?
This is marble.
Oh, shit.
Expensive.
Very expensive.
Ah, expensive.
Yep, yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, bet.
Don't forget the piano.
With lessons, right?
Yes, yes.
Alright, you know how I want my piano.
Let's do it.
Okay, Scott.
What we thinking?
One through ten.
One through ten.
One through ten.
One through ten, though.
For real.
Alright, we off to the next one.
Everything.
For the house.
You know this.
Damn, wait, you professional as a bitch.
Why, okay.
You gotta be on point, you know.
Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
All right, let's do it, let's do it.
All right, I'll see you out in the next one.
Now look, I'm gonna be honest,
this is a nice house, bro, but I will say, bro,
like my whole chat, they telling me like nothing,
They my brain or nothing but like they saying I'm getting scammed, bro.
You think it's too high?
Bro, they saying I'm getting scammed.
No, no, no, no.
Let me talk to her.
We can probably bring her number down.
Okay.
Yeah, we didn't even start the negotiation process.
So remind you, bro, I do need to crib ASAP.
So it's like, check out, listen, bro, I might be renting.
I might be buying.
I'm not sure yet, bro.
It'd be nice to buy my first home, you know?
My look, they going off, bro.
They, you know, they riling in this bitch, bro.
This is pricey, but you know location, location, location.
I will say this the clue that definitely could throw my little chat, look, we could definitely
throw some bangers here.
But I don't know, like, we've grown as hell, are we really still throwing parties, like,
are we just attending them?
Well, I told you we're social gatherings, so don't say parties.
Oh my God, well, this happened last time, bro.
Social gatherings.
Social gatherings, bro, that's like, bro, that's like, not even, that's like 20 people,
Fuck
Man, I'm social gatherings be goddamn 200 niggas for real check. I know how that shit really go
Okay, it's as no stream room. I feel like the stream room. Yeah, we can't let's try it
We could do the point of view for the next one make sure you keep the cable connect
Could I have that and then put this in the pocket?
Can we turn the AC up sir? Okay chat the next house is eight minutes away right around the corner beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
And you know, I want it right now. I want it right now. I want it right now. Magic try putting on
Put on turning on the metaglasses so they can see what I'm seeing
Chad, let me know when y'all are on the messes
No, I think we aren't literally by bravo
I love you max. I love you too. You like the area though. Yeah, not the area. I'm not a lot of area
The area, the area is nice for sure.
Not too deep in the hills, but yeah.
Okay, they saying it's laggy.
Switch back, Magic.
Cause we in the hills, switch back.
At the next crib, we could do it.
Oh, fuck it.
This is fucking.
Biggie and Chesa,
Biggie and Chesa, fuck Meta.
Damn, bruh, chill.
What Meta do?
We back, switch back home, what was you saying that well?
So like when I first saw that they finished it and they opened it, at first I was like
maybe it's too elegant but then there was just certain stuff like overlooking.
I could just see you with your stressful life just waking up, having a cup of coffee, looking
the city.
you
you
you
you
you
You
All right, bro, I'm gonna hit you bro. I'm gonna keep looking I'm going to the next one
All right, all right.
Man, I can't fit any big-ass nigga in my fucking house.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, hey, I couldn't hate on the phone, bro,
because he's really working on himself and working out with agent,
so I want him to be encouraged.
But, Pudgy, stop fucking playing with me if you're seeing this clip, nigga.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Pudgy, I need to see some real reduction before you get this,
before you get your name on the lease, bro.
Real shit.
Bad-ass nigga, hey, Chibu, I know you're not talking.
What you talking about?
What's that?
Wait, put me on game, what's that?
You take the lose weight while you work out and you lose it cool.
I thought I was right up.
GOP1.
Yeah.
The shot.
Oh!
That should take you down, like down down.
It's stronger than OZ.
Do you remember, you don't say how much weight I lost?
Oh, you don't ask it?
Yeah, I'm on it.
Honest man, we fucked with that chain.
I'm not going to lie, bro, yeah.
Now, put me on.
I got a lot of forgot friends.
What I take?
I got a lot of forgot friends.
What you talking about?
I got a lot of forgot friends.
What you talking about?
I got a lot of forgot friends.
Honest man, we fucked with that chain.
I'm not gonna lie bro, yeah.
Nah, put me on, I got a lot of fat friends.
Well, I take tears appetizers.
Big bone.
I take tears appetizers.
So I'm gonna get it from a doctor.
Yeah.
You know what?
No, I got a lot of big bone friends.
Listen bro, if you got that shit, just tell me your plug.
Is it illegal?
It's legal.
Why are you stuttering?
Nah, like you hesitated.
What was that about?
It's legal.
Okay, it's legal. It's legal. Yo chat anybody need that you need that let me know
Yo raw was good boy. I got abs chibu. Listen. You have lost a lot of weight because of your whole boxing journey
I respect that a lot
Pudgy wardrobe
Pudgy of wardrobe. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that
Why is it not ready yet
I got my pooch icy with me right now.
How does it ready?
Yeah, well, well, listen, gang, I'm not gonna lie.
You not getting me into no legal trouble
with your shenanigans.
I knew he was on bullshit when you put up
with a red fucking blazer and red air forces.
I'm gonna tell you this, bro.
I'm here for a house.
I'm gonna try and move it, bro, please.
All right, let's just keep the shenanigans to a minimum,
bro.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You killing dogs on me.
See, Chad, it's a wild nigga, bro, man.
You good, you got me.
Got me, come on.
Come on, we good, we good.
Chad, we got two minutes to go.
Wait for the next house
AI ain't working today red Air Force is not soda kicks though for real. Yo, you see they got hearts on
All right, nigga, you thought it was with the red October's and fuck out of your boy fuck out of my
He's been on business. I chat. He is standing on business about us though. He is standing on business
the last house with the shared driveway ghetto wait did a share drive away with
the other house no well don't lie to me that's you when it was a private entrance
okay okay I've been a little long I'm making me nervous do I want us to move
or not this is not no game bro Nike didn't make those I come on now bro that's
shady as fuck your name G league Bernie you just hate it on every nigga in the
world come on bro relax with that shit bro genuinely we're here to be mature
adults and tour some houses okay please keep it to a minimum make a five
note on yeah how much is this next house do you know this one? Yeah okay now
listen chat I'm not gonna be buying the house in cash we're not getting we're
not getting that Mariah carry money yet but we will get there eventually but you
Obviously more kids if we do that or right right in the crib. So, you know, we try we try we try
We stay in homeless at this point Kevin, bro. You just mad bro. What did you mad about?
Stop being mad nigga. Have some positivity
Bro say I don't care about white air forces. I'm putting on red for wait. What?
Chime like a lot of white forces. I already told y'all
White Air Force is the most overrated shoe all time. I know it's the classic. I don't care
I should overrated bro. You have to literally buy a new pair every month, bro
Like that ass that shit is annoying as fuck. I think this you overrated bro. My opinion not gonna lie
Not gonna lie. Just me was good my year wrong. I changed to the calves be for real
Bro look like real estate Blake Griffin. All right, bro. Come on, bro
Why is y'all stacking on my real estate agent at a certain point? Y'all niggas just got to be respectful, bro
Talking about real estate Blake Griffin. Come on, bro. That's that's so uncalled for
That's uncalled for his fuck diva was good, bro. What's good? I love you bad boogie. I love you too. I
Love you too. Stop reading chat
But
Boy
You're staying at your own
Notice what she know what you're on pull up in the dog
In the thong, in the thong, cuz that's what I want
Comin' slide it on baby real friends
Can pass my baton, met it girl see the cosmos
With my wine, the way it got me like gold
It's no prong, I know my shorties jealous of you
I won't tell her, pull up in the thong
In the thong, thong
Pull up in the- oooh I like how you did that
With a little high inflection like
You shoulda had me on the read-name
Well, well now you really can sing your ass up. Wait, wait, so how else do I get better?
How else I get better at my shit?
Besides doing the vocal warm-up. I thought that's just what you do. You spam that we do the vocal warm-ups
And then you obviously have to sing every day. Okay, like should I practice singing songs? I like like yeah, okay?
That's what I did this morning with just hold on we're going home
Yeah, so chatting about a week when we're at the new crib praying we get a new crib. I'm gonna
I'm gonna sing the song again and y'all gonna see the improvement. You think in a week I can make an improvement?
Or should I wait? I mean, yeah, as long as you're doing it. I'm not gonna be like, oh, I could sing the whole boom
Okay, fair. Thanks for being honest with me. Hold on. This one look fire. Well
Well gated entrance. It is off a main road. It is a little bit of a concern, but this
It's about three minutes before we go.
Three minutes?
Yeah.
That one.
Alright chat, we got a little three minutes.
Yes.
Love your music, thank you Jujube.
Deepa baby, I'll tell you, I am
5'9 on a big day, 5'8 on a
shit.
Woke up on the wrong side of the big day.
Yo, it's a glory.
Thanks for the sub. Thank you.
Thank you.
Is it me or
Does the guy in the red look like he's permanently surprised what does that mean bro, yo chat y'all got to stop typing bro
It's just like bro. I just seen she had this point, but I got a chill with that shit, bro
It's kind of fucking weird. What's good cool. No, thank you for this. Uh, thank you for that sub, bro. Thank you, bro
Appreciate that
All right, do we got wait well? Yeah, we see like two minutes. I two minutes two minutes two minutes two minutes
What's your name?
Trance.
Trance.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
So, uh,
on hot days, this is central AC, too.
Now, you got hot AC. Wait, what's your...
Necentral AC. Wait, where...
Where'd the other batteries go, bro? Oh.
Did I see that? Real quick.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Thank you.
Hello?
Hello
Oh like this
Yes, hello
Hello, hello
Hello
So what do you need this for?
This yes
And you know when I'll be in the club and the girls don't listen
Oh
Some real demand and shit boss at niggas boss at niggas. I'm boss. Hey
Wait what I'm boss. Hey, I'm the first thing string on the track. Yeah, what you singing
You don't know bossy by police I don't know this song. I'm not hip fuck my bad
Oh
Hold on bruh y'all playing ads and shit. What's going on Marco?
Marco got YouTube premium
Wait, hold on Marco you got a second
Marco you got them goddamn metaglass is on don't tell me yet. You metaglass in this whole Uber drive, bro
I'm just recording for if I have an issue. Oh, well, I bet I fuck with you, but that's real safe course
Thank you safety protocol shit
Set out to Marco W
It might it might be a useless angle though in my opinion because it's like anything that you can capture me walking in
What could we catch? It's like the feel of that footage ball with a big cool
Okay fair fairs there's fairs there's fairs there's
Pull up in a bomb, in a bomb, bomb.
You're so sexy, baby.
I swear to God, I need to take you home with me right now.
I ask her if she's ready.
What did you ask her for?
Sorry, I'm a little ass kid.
What'd you just say?
No, she has to be patient for a criminal.
Bro, if I'm being honest, bro, like, really, I just need the necessity.
room, studio room, bedroom, and you know I will have, I might have a friend over
like my big boy Pudgy, he about 370 on a good day. So what does that tell you?
Like I need some space, you know? So I say about, you know, and I might have some
my employees live with me depending how much space is in the house. So we got it
definitely, you know, locked in on that. What about me? What if I get fired?
Hold on my nigga, yo Will, what are you talking about, bro?
What about me? You got room for me?
Bro, nah, you know I bruised you up a month, nigga, tell them I'm on some room for one morning.
Hey, listen, bro, I'm gonna tell you like this, bro, like if I'm being fully honest,
I gotta prioritize the team, I gotta prioritize myself.
Imagine having your real estate agent slash singing vocal coach slash shit nigga, I don't fucking know.
You do every job in the world, it's the weirdest in the world, but nah, bro, like no, bro, we'll see, nigga.
We'll see how much space there is, all right
Fuck
God, give me the fucking glad you got a glad
Give me this, nigga
Why does it keep doing that, bro?
I'm staring at you
You hear me now?
You feel me?
Wait, what are they playing?
Make sure that cable's staying there
All right, bro
Back in your pocket
Chat, these sunglasses look good on me
Oh, no
They look stupid
damn damn damn
not actually cannot
diamond's on my grill
I'm the first to tear off the track
I searched up the beat of the draft
I'm the one who is tattooed
on his arms
I'm best
I'm the one that loves to hate
I
Magic switch switch to the bill
Max all rappers getting the hat a bruh guys if we get hacked I'm going out worse than T Bank
Let's make sure that shit does not happen. Okay?
Let me know when we swap, chat.
I got Shalyn again, Juicy.
I
Wipe the glasses wait how I leak the address which I mean
What I do
I swap back
They just they just shimmed on the garbage on the fucking quality
Once we get out it's cuz we're in the dark
Oh
So you don't show the number?
It's all right.
Damn, I'm not going to lie.
It's at the outside of this valley.
There, there.
Damn.
Chad, this reminds me of the sub-a-thon crate.
What up, boy?
Wait, why are y'all seeing this table here?
Oh, it's stable, baby. W stable, bruh. If you did, I'm not sure if you did.
Whoo!
What do you think, Matt?
Very...
I like your snare kicks.
One little bit more space.
I brought you to a bigger concrete program.
Let's go ahead and take a tour.
I do smell like fresh snow.
Yeah, it smells like fresh wood.
Magic. Try swapping to this.
Try swapping to the meta if you can.
I have it. We'll see.
Okay, I might hit if it don't hit it don't hit chat. I don't want it. Fuck it
Okay
I was talking about the guest house.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
Sorry.
Pudgy, that was really funny.
And I also came in the guest house, too, so that's a gem, too.
This might be enough for him.
Yo, Chad, thanks streaming room and thanks studio.
We need both of those.
OK, OK.
This could really be a streaming room,
until you're not in a store or a studio.
Chad, this could be a studio, but not a studio.
Chad, this one is a little bit more expensive
than the last one, OK?
So this is $5.8 million.
A, A, B, A, J, J.
What do you think?
Well, I've got to get these in here, so I can ask them here.
OK.
Is this the no-time?
You said this to me, didn't you?
Sure, you haven't even been in the dance?
No, I'm not a fucking fan.
It's a gym, but it also could be a bedroom, so you still have your closet space.
Oh, okay, okay.
Who is this for?
This is for you.
I got that for you.
This is for you.
Next one, bro.
Next one.
Next one.
Okay.
Next room. Next room. Next room.
Nice bathroom, my car.
Yo, child, got no daughter? Yeah, keep saying that.
Cuff him, try a meal, and they get shit. Cuff him, try to put one foot on that fucking tremor,
that shit gonna combust.
Okay, so the best feature in this house max is this spiral staircase, okay?
Wow.
Wait, huh?
So, and the theater that's right back here. So let me show you the theater.
I'm very confused.
Well, we'll get to that. We'll get to that, Max. We'll get to that. It's more of like a prop.
the kids are a problem hello hi okay let me show you guys the theater
oh fuck
let me show you guys the theater
Okay, hold on, no stop what who who who?
What?
Well, they like moving out so yeah, so I just you know, but you know what it's not it's
not worth it because we have more house to see.
What's important is it's on the market.
I look like three different families.
Well, this house is popular.
So.
All right.
Anyway, getting back to the theater.
So this theater is much greater than the last one, okay?
It can comfortably seat like 25 people.
So.
You like popcorn, Jane?
No, I love popcorn.
I do love popcorn.
Yeah, I love it.
I mean, you like popcorn.
I appreciate you.
You can't have a private streaming, you know?
I mean let's go look at the private office.
I'm going to be nice when there's social gathering.
We stay at homeless.
Max?
Nice closet.
Storage.
This could be the studio room too.
This could be the studio
Are they torn in the house, too?
It wouldn't be here if I lived here, right?
No, no, no, they don't talk to us.
I promise. I promise. Let me show you upstairs.
Fuck this granny.
Let me show you upstairs.
Yeah, let's go upstairs. Yo Marco, you right?
Yeah. You promise?
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
This is a foster home, isn't it?
Maybe it's not, yeah, it's probably just an open house door, I'm not, let me check.
Okay, nice bedroom, it's not a master, right?
No, not a master, but a sixth bedroom total.
This is one of the six.
All right, all right.
All right, you know, small, small, just like the bed, I love my, I love my first closet.
Okay.
I'm thinking but but it's the one ability's homes like minecraft. They just slept in all different type of woods everywhere in
Cornish it is seven million dollars. How much is this home?
5.8
Okay
So this is another bedroom is a little smaller, so this would be for guests kids
Maybe a gym up here if you wanted something else
Wait, the question, you keep asking the kids, I don't have any.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, just like, right back to the right, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Okay, let's keep this word going, let's keep this word going.
I love the earth tones, you know, round, age, okay.
Alright, alright, that's...
Alright, and I just wanna...
As I said, the best thing last, up here at...
Oh!
In the primary bedroom.
Okay.
What's the...
What's the science behind this?
The science behind this is that you get your own fireplace,
you get your own chase right below your bed,
and you get a needle. So if you turn around and you've gotten...actually let me know what it is for you to see the lay of the land.
Hello.
Do I need roommates?
Nah.
hahaha
I miss you a lot.
Yeah, I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
Like the room.
Right back to the left,
close the bathroom.
I'm not going to watch that.
We're closing it.
All right.
It's painted.
Closing me.
Closing me.
Yes, Closet Piny, not alive.
This is a good bathroom.
I will say I can't even...
Wait, hold on.
What's this check for?
It's like a vanity. You can sit there and go live.
You can have your female friend over here do her make-up
or you don't want her in your space.
You know?
Okay
No, but I definitely it's like it was it's good it like it'll fit most of my clothes and then I can take closet from this one
Right. It's another father, right? Yeah. Yeah, so I should be good for sure. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay
All right, all right, all right.
Where are those people?
Well, they're supposed to be moving out.
Is this an open house?
I'm confused.
No, they're supposed to be gone.
I don't know why they're here.
Well, you're not playing with me.
They're supposed to be gone.
Question.
Related yeah, both got freckles like yeah, never no Ponzi scheme on me. No
The wash on the dryer
All custom wash and dry?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Like this home, definitely worth every penny.
The staircase.
Oh my God.
The staircase.
The staircase alone.
Yeah, the staircase alone is definitely my property there.
Let's check out the kitchen, you know?
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Right here, Max.
This is the garage, so over here is the kitchen.
Beautiful home.
It is, isn't it?
Yeah, so nice.
There's a character.
So much character.
So much character.
So it's a really good kitchen and then I also have a pantry right behind the stove here.
Okay, perfect.
All my snacks in here are pudgy.
You can live in here if you fucking want on some Harry Potter shit.
Alright, alright, alright.
Now I don't really cook as straight Uber Eats and then motherfucking butt.
If you throw me out, definitely we'll have some chefs and owls.
You know what I mean?
Okay, last but not least, I want you to envision yourself in the living room.
Very big.
Set for an entertainer.
Okay.
So the TV, you'll see.
The TV will go hard without the fire.
Okay.
Come on!
We can go to the next house.
Alright, let's head in.
Beautiful though, beautiful though, beautiful.
To the next house?
I'll make it worth the fuck money.
Yeah, I just talking report yeah, I'm gonna just talk to my chat
Nigga pick a different state at this point choose get a row
scam bro keep it real with me check keep it real with me forever
bullshit Ponzi scheme they scamming you I should have knew this make a living
being serious why the fuck is you skipping my nigga you're going to the
next house I think you're like I think you're like the next one
well that was fun thanks bro thanks it was fun I had the time of my life
how far a nice group?
9 minutes
9 minutes?
yes
cool
5
Okay, I'll see you.
So, Chet, how's the weather been today?
Should I just throw this out?
So how's your weather? How's your weather been? How's the weather been the way I like?
All right, so next house could you yeah break break me down the statistic before we get there
this yeah i don't like it it's multi-level oh oh oh oh has a rooftop has a rooftop
As a root
Roots top chat we got a right rooftop do we got a basketball court we got a gym
Yo, well
Ciara Ciara
Piera tiara
Pierre Boon or whatever she walked me into a room that she said was the gym
And it was a fucking Pilates class
I'll tell you like this, you know, I am really trying to find a home. I would appreciate the house to be accurately described
What I think might have been a gym once and I was a lot of these
Okay, it makes sense. Maybe yeah, you feel me the homeowner could have changed that I respect that I respect that
I respect that I'm not work stay on for five hours. I got you bro. I got you
chat. Alright so between the first and the second house, what's I got bro? First
and second house, what was the better home? Chat, what's I got bro? First or
second house? What's I got bro? What's I got?
First
second skid row neither
third we haven't even been to the third house yet we have we have two more houses right well yes we have two more houses
we have two more houses
I'm optimistic for sure.
Now I gotta be optimistic too though at the end of the day, if we're not all positive
then we're negative.
That's not actually how it works but you know what I mean?
Just hush black boy crack.
My name is black boy max, not black boy crack, don't ever disrespect me like that and I already
told y'all stop coming up to me and calling me Platy stop calling me fucking
playboy stop calling me fucking goddamn black boy it's plaque boy max or
prints to you hope
you're good shout we're five minutes away we're five minutes away five star
five million dollar
bro somebody talk to me so I can get this whole clip lost punk boy no that's
Not my name either.
My name is not Pongboy.
You might as well move to Arkansas.
Thanks for the positive reinforcement.
What the fuck is the point of that?
You think I can get my shit to Arkansas
by fucking August 1st, you motherfucker?
No.
No, I can't.
Definitely can't.
Baddie Diva.
I'll take that. Diva pool.
I'll take that.
Do you want some water? You okay?
Tongue seems a lot pointed right now.
What's wrong?
You know, show people are normally mad all the time.
What's on you?
Aries.
The bull. That's the bull, right?
Those aries. Is that the fish?
It's a goat.
It's a goat?
Or has more in the dog?
A goat. That's what I mean.
We need air one Maya like I love you. I love your heart. I love you. So I'm not feeding you today. Sorry
I'm not getting fed today. I can maybe get some water
Drop your zodiac sign in the chat. I'm trying to look for my next
spouse
See who I'm compatible with you know who Aries is compatible with or no
I don't know, I said I'm compatible with leapers and I'm a pound of mea jam, so
I'm an elephant I think, Aquarius, Taurus, Gemini, I'm not gonna lie, Chad, both, like,
I fucked with a lot of cancers in my life, bro, I don't know why, I don't know why.
is very emotional. I think Aries is emotional. As I see, I'm an emotional person. So maybe
that's why. Scorpio.
That he really does always look surprised.
I'm gonna be honest, bro. Someone just say he really always does look surprised and her
name is Ciara in the chat. I know my real estate agent ain't in my fucking Twitch chat
No, I'm not playing with you like is this a joke
Well, this is a fucking forex scheme. Tell me now is I know not at all
I'm Aries to a I know I love my area
Do you think I hired a family to go inside of a house just to make it seem like I don't know
But they had the paper to tour it looked like it was really touring that home
So I'm gonna assume there was an open house, but it's like what the fuck
Okay, they just randomly you know, they literally walked in
Randomly out of nowhere chat five straight people a daughter and a stroller. She was adopted her mom was white as Betty
You for me that shit made no fucking sense the baby start crying
Like damn nigga, like I feel you bruh. That was me last week, but goddamn
Not for real. Wait, what is this? Is this the next house? Hold on, where are we?
Alright, man. This is a cool spot. Out the way.
Center yourself in the camera and have your hands out like you're showing your house. I'll do it at the next spot.
Why the fuck did you just throw in a shast? Where are we?
Where are we Will?
I'm just making sure we do that.
I see something called a Houston street.
I ain't never heard of no safe Houston street.
Yo Will, where are we?
Alright, let's see this plan.
It should be on the left.
Alright.
There's no other way.
Let me make sure we can see it.
I gotta fuck.
Remind me to stop saying the fucking.
We gotta be careful with the metaglasses because one is showing the address and two I just
said a street ally.
But yo chat listen though I said I saw Houston Street it's not on Houston Street so relax.
Hey you cool with these big glasses?
Okay bye bye bye.
I'll take this person.
Chet I'm all fucking underwear popping out bruh.
Y'all know when y'all be sagging too much?
Yo you know what I be thinking about why don't girls be sagging though like on some swag
shit some girls do.
You know why cause niggas be weird.
This is the first apartment there.
No it's not.
Oh ok, come on.
This is the apartment.
This is the apartment.
Oh no, stop. Shut up, I'm gonna do this.
What? Are those Mario letters?
Yeah, it's me! Mario!
You don't like it?
I trust me, it gets better.
Part-packs, guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
It's... it's pretty marked.
It's gone. It's pretty marked?
Ready?
Oh my god! Look at that, bro!
You can tell me where to stop, yield, and go.
You can have a stoplight party.
Isn't that the greatest shit ever?
Oh, my god.
So yeah, I want to say it's just content in my chat
when I will literally be homeless on August fucking first.
But it's just content.
It's just content.
It's just content.
All right, next, come on, let's go.
This is super, you know.
You got one on the hat.
Come on.
Mario, what do we do?
You got to put on the hat.
No, you get this one.
It's ready.
What's that noise from there?
Good boy. Good boy.
Stop, you are the best boy.
I mean...
What's up?
What the fuck is your...
Hey! Mario!
Hey Mario!
Mario, stop with the moment!
No!
Hey, what the fuck is going on?
I'm showing a house right now. Who are you people?
Hey, huh?
I'm showing a house right now.
You ain't showing a son of a bitch.
Goddamn, Morgan, you're my toaster, baby. Goddamn, Rick.
Fuck.
I am f-
Now, move on.
I am so suck.
So I told him to get this house ready.
What? Did you notice people in this house?
I get the stuff on your head.
Get over here! Get over here, boy!
Get over here, boy!
Hey, listen.
Hold on, let me check. Let me see.
He said...
Y'all can look and let's go.
He said there was nobody in.
I don't know.
Look up!
Snigger just unacquipped his fucking wig and snatched out a note fuck as you talk about you still recording this thing
What the fuck?
They were supposed to be not here
It was where's Ciara cuz shit
Where where did she go?
She's getting other people out the house
They told me that this house is good that was all good to go I have no idea why there are people in
Let me get this tree, okay?
You just brought me to Princess Peach Castle, my nigga, on my life and soul.
In the next house you bring me to fucking Hogwarts, you are going to get jumped.
I mean, this is gonna come on, so we can...
What you gonna do?
We can do it!
It ain't time to do it, but to do it!
Let's go see the other fucking house.
Shit.
I mean, that's how the shit out here. I take my fucking hair off fucking me
I should have noticed me was gonna fucking troll why the fuck would I
Ball without higher my vocal coach as my real estate agent. Yeah, I know that one nigga who think he just do every fucking thing
Yeah, bro. I got you bro. I'm all your lawn. I got you bro. I'll coach your basketball team. No, nigga
You got these fucking fat news hats. I was like, who's house?
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Give me that shit.
Give me that shit.
Give me that shit.
You don't touch another man's drink, alright?
You want a shot?
I don't want to hear.
oh no you're fucking oh any who got the most cold dude brother it's all
grown as hell you grown as hell in a Waluigi suit my nigga how did you even
think this was a good idea how did you think this was a good idea right now
I
Now you a fat nigga with none in your fridge be for real like it
Now I'm not a lot this is the biggest this time
Is this a motor home
Let's go.
Come here.
Bro, what the fuck?
EZL!
I'm gonna go out here and I'm gonna lose my marbles.
Let's go.
Let's go. I don't care.
Next house, next house, it doesn't matter.
I don't want to actually give a fuck at this one.
Matthew, you know what I'm saying?
You may have Mario blocks like what?
I don't even understand where you could even find some shit like this.
This is not some shit you can find on Airbnb.
Hey, what you got here, bro?
I just had to use the bathroom.
I didn't watch that doing no fucking weird shit.
You have a fake?
You got this shit from parties?
You got this shit from...
Ah!
Damn, hold on.
Is that shit real?
All right, move.
I don't have time for y'all.
We've been here since, since the way this is, 1986.
We didn't do that case of this shit.
Okay, when you selling them movies,
our games ain't selling.
We didn't get a notebook yet.
It's hard out here.
Why are y'all role playing with me right now?
I ain't role playing.
This is life!
Luigi!
Hey, free Luigi!
Luigi!
Mario come!
Luigi?
Luigi!
Yo, Luigi!
Keep your bitch ass locked up in there!
Hey, Luigi man, they're trying to kick us out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hey, free Luigi.
Where you going man?
You ain't gonna tour the house.
Let me show you around.
Come on!
I'm trying to sell the movies.
Come on!
I'm trying to sell the movies.
Y'all not even...
Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
He's dead!
Hey, get off of here boy! Get off of here boy!
Get off of here boy!
Get off!
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey! Look at him!
He's looking at me!
Nah, for real, like, are you doing a YouTube segment?
We need this!
Like, this is...
We're true, y'all come on.
I'm gonna call the police.
Are you in on it too?
Is this just no time to wait?
That's why you got them fucking metaglasses.
I bet.
Let's go, let's go.
I don't give a fuck at this point.
Bring me to the last house.
Yo, H out, look bro.
At this point, I genuinely,
can I buy those first houses?
I don't think I have time to get options.
Oh my god, these niggas are really fat.
There's nothing more I hate.
You know what I hate more than a cosplay and niggas chat?
A fat cosplay.
No, sir, go.
No, sir, go.
No, sir, go.
Hey!
Sir, go.
Sir, go.
Sir, go.
We can rap!
No!
Wait, my mom!
Wait, my mom said to her!
Wait!
Wait!
It's just content.
Y'all gonna keep typing that?
Alright, y'all ready?
Not a single one of these houses.
A lot of hushed houses.
Hushed houses.
Hushed houses.
Hushed houses.
Hushed houses.
Yeah.
Yo, what's that last, what's that last house like, bro?
Like, is it?
Check.
Well, you will not have a ride home.
Like, nowhere to stay.
I guess.
Can you, can I see, like, do you have the paper for the last house?
Yeah.
All right.
So the next one, you kind of can, I think you, it's okay.
I'm being disrespectful. I'm being disrespectful. Skibbity Tron. Skibbity Tron 3000 just told me I'm being disrespectful.
Skibbity Tron 3000. Thanks, bro. Thank you. I fuck with you a lot. Thank you.
Yo, give him VIP check. Give him actually mine. Give him maximum, southern my check. Give him twist turbo.
Skibbity Tron 3000.
Hey, look, bro. Um, sir, can you, can you, um, raise the air to the AC?
How far is the next house well I think stop talking okay yo chat um shit y'all want to
Stop at a taco truck.
All right, so clearly I'm gonna have to find
a new real estate agent.
And maybe do this shit off-trend.
If you make fun of my ringtone,
you're gonna shit your pants in gym class next month.
Yo
Scotty's bro, it's that come on bro still though. We're not we're not putting our hands on nobody
You need to watch your back bro. You can't trust a guy like that. He gives me bad energy.
Alright bro, thank you for the advice.
Alright bro, I love you bro.
I love you too, buddy.
Bro, why did y'all give Skibbity trying to fucking mod? I was playing.
Alright, cool.
Last house.
Yo, how much do you I pay you for this?
Yeah, yeah, your job's on the line too, by the way
How much do you I pay you?
No speak
All right, well chat we want to the next house, you know
Yes, just content next native say it's just content. Yo, y'all don't I baby glasses
Now I'm in my educational mode, y'all can't trigger me, I'm an educated black man, I'll
let y'all know this bro.
I can say it's just content all y'all want, but when we're homeless and I'm streaming
out of motorhome or out of fucking porta potty, don't tell me you don't like my stream back
word, stream back ground, you ungrateful piece of shit.
That's your button or you're not supposed to pop it out.
That's not it.
That's not it.
Did you have fun doing this?
Did I have fun?
Yeah, but did you enjoy this?
Hell no, I didn't have fun.
Nothing is going as planned.
What?
What do you mean?
It don't seem like you liked any of the houses.
We're not gonna talk about the last house, the last house is just...
Hey, in the name of Benjamin Franklin, I'm gonna need you to understand something, my nigga.
I think...
You are doing one of three things.
You're capturing and prank video off of this nigga's fucking metaglasses.
I ain't never met an Uber driver with fucking metaglasses, by the way.
I just wanna let you know that, not just scream at you, sorry, I don't know if you are a part of this or not.
You are running some type of Ponzi scheme with that Ciara Sierra girl.
Or you're just a fucking weirdo.
It's literally one of those three. There's no in between.
First you gon' bring me to the two houses.
They real mean with them first two houses.
Aw, five mil, rich black nigga, he gon' go for it.
Goddamn nigga, that small-sized gym workout room.
Fuck. Holy fucking smoke. You can't do two exercises in that bitch.
All I can do is push up and sit ups.
Holy shit, Nick's getting into jumping jacks.
It's like, I don't think you take me serious.
The first house had a gym?
All right.
Half of the gym?
All right, chat.
Last chat.
Core house, should I join a content group again, bro?
You need to be grateful.
It's OK, babe.
It's just content bro. Yeah, it's content. It's content. It's content. It's content. Yeah, bro
It's yeah, y'all get to laugh and giggle at home and twirl y'all feet in the air. So
Maybe I need to move in with fucking code or core or BAU or
Who fucking knows?
Soldier boy rapper university or capital holic. Tell me who I should join bro chat. Who should I join or bop house?
Yeah, I'll be a bop house. Lookie at this point
God fucking damn
Clover
Ossys
Ossys
Ossys
Snow Bunny
There's a Snow Bunny house?
Join 5 Star Bandits
How do I tell you bro
That is relying on this house
Oh my gosh, wow.
Like I can't believe that shit, bro.
You know what's getting close when they start to quiet, huh?
What are you talking about, man?
Create your own content group. Who would you be?
I told you I would, bro. Five Star House.
Five Star House on the way.
Five Star House on the way!
I'm so excited for Five Star House, bro.
Alright, so who am I being in, slash who should be in it?
But I don't want to tell you how it's gonna work exactly yet, but just know it's on a fucking way
No, you can't even come to the country you know relax
Pudgy double
Don't say too much no, I know because once I start saying too much what is this happening where we're like, you know
time and preparation time and preparation ladies and gentlemen time and preparation
Marco did you take the wrong turn my nation sir you're you're you good did you take the
wrong turn no okay I did okay okay I actually appreciate you're one of the best drivers
I ever had I'm never had a driver with them
shit mink rugs and metaglasses so thank you
do these TV turn on? yes it does thanks Marco
all right we got TV hey chat we got TV
Haskell we got TV we got a TV and then bitch
Oh
I painted myself pink you don't think I would buy my own plate the LA I love that energy
Tylo not Tylo I don't want anybody
Whoa, what is that you put the stream on that? Whoa, what the fuck escalates got that show that shit again
Check it got this stream on the screen, bro. That is fire
That is fire. We might got is this the electric escalator
This the regular we need this one. I'm not even buying a car. I just got to get this magic
You gotta drive them off of the road magic. Yeah, yeah
Move in with me maxi your epic Dorito
So, no, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Epic Dorio 29, no, there's no way. Off the name alone.
No, sorry. I fuck with you, bro. I want you to know that I fuck with you, bro. I do.
Heavily. Heavily.
My house, not having it.
Chad, we won't be going back to the desktop. For sure. We're going back to the desktop.
man let's go back to jersey yo if we had to live anywhere besides la where should it be
I don't know in the name of fast on like I don't know bro because I feel like I feel like LA is just that spot
you look clean brother I appreciate that job Vegas Atlanta Houston Malaysia no no no no
No, no, no.
Everyone keeps saying the land of London, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie, we gotta get a crib overseas in the next couple years, but in the meantime...
You gonna help me with the overseas houses?
Okay.
You just unattached your wig and pulled out of a suit.
Yeah, it was a check on the scene, it was a Saturday morning.
Did you put it back in there?
What?
Where's the missing now?
There's no pockets for four pockets in every room.
Four?
There's no big machine in every room.
Ah, we were just getting so much fucking more than four pockets.
Four pockets game biggest.
Alright Chad, well, we are eight minutes away from this next house.
Japan, Atlanta, South Africa, Cape Town.
Yo guys, next year we got two really travel bro.
Where did we go this year? We went to China, we went to, not almost to Pakistan,
we went to China, we went to fucking Turkey.
China, Turkey, Japan, London, Fort.
Where else we went this year?
When you went to Turkey.
Huh?
I'm from there.
You're from Turkey?
Yes.
Oh, I went to Istanbul, sir, for the Kanye concert.
concert it was it was great you drove Kanye before okay wait you said Drake
Kanye West who was the third name wow that's like an all-time three right
That's legendary.
How are you Dennis?
Shout out Ari. You said JT?
Yeah.
Like City Girl JT, Oozzy JT?
City Girl.
Ooh, you him, sir.
You know who Blackboard Max is?
Can you say again, sir?
You know who Blackboard Max is?
Yes.
Right now.
You're a real one, bro.
Make sure you make sure you mention my name with Drake and Kanye
That's it. What you like play your French Montana song guy is trying not to laugh
You know who Greg is?
Greg, you gotta get your raise.
Now, you sure?
Alright.
Well, guys, at this point, we just gotta leave this shit up to God.
We gotta leave this shit up to God.
God's gonna spawn a house. God's gonna spawn a house. Oh, yeah. What the fuck chat?
They seen our topic channel got hacked bro
Bro
No way
I make a card he wasn't enough like for real bro. We haven't grown. It is just started doing in week. It's not that deep
Oh, you two get hacked make a love island string with
Drake I had to
Change the passwords on everything this week. Oh, they running that lizard squash in late. Who here got anybody got hacked?
Yeah, that's it is no joke. That's it. It's not for the week guys. That's it not for the week
Take it out plattie
Stop trying to make small talk when you're here, I'm not pulling you.
What is this area we're in, like please don't say the specific, but it's like it's China time.
Hollywood?
Yes.
Yeah, thank you for that. So why P thing? Thank you. Thank you
My shit not even half a tea banks, but there's no way I'm not sure I'm discussing Monique, but
You know, yeah, as I know I'm the leak doctor the leak connoisseur
You feel me was it really all that like y'all niggas keep talking about this shit, bro?
by holy smoke
We had somebody meet me talked about as much as big song, bro. Like this is ridiculous
holy shit
yo melanese what's up how you doing?
you fast up
kiss on your forehead
or you get a hat
no don't wish that on me that's mean
don't wish me on that
Drake nah I forgot about Drake
man y'all niggas remember every leak
y'all just like me that's why I love y'all
ladies in chat
when a nigga get leaked do you look at that shit be honest
do y'all look at that sherry out like ill gross
Keep it a buck, don't lie to me, I wanna know the truth.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Bro, your name Jacob, I said ladies.
No, I wanna see your leaks.
Amanda, you freak you, you gotta show it to that.
You freak you.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You're a wild'n.
Don't miss a single leak, the fuck.
Y'all crazy, y'all messy, like what?
Dude on the left look like I'll buy no porcupine.
Damn, bro.
I know we fucking up the houses, but like, chill.
Like, I think it's, bro, don't, bro, stop typing, bro.
I think it's being used, bro.
That shit's weird, bro.
Fuck, man.
Meet patrollers.
I'm a guy, definitely.
your leaks are bottom three.
Good thing I don't have leaks.
Michael, what are you talking about?
All right, Chad, we are one minute away.
We are one minute away.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow,
bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow,
ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
Bro, I said 15 minutes has been 30.
You don't know how to count then.
Or you just don't like me that much.
I think our car rides should feel like half the time,
but we having a combo, like I'm my friends.
Like, if you're my friend, say hi.
I like y'all, like, real safe.
Like, come on, we virtual friends,
I might've never met y'all, but you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm my family, like, this five-star shit,
fuck you, you talkin' about.
Hi, hi, what's good?
Hello?
Hi, Platty, stop callin' me that.
You making me buy, like, ugh.
Once max leak drop I'm turning game this combo go
All right. We got we had the last house bro. Where is it? Is it ready?
Yes, right a bull is good
Oh shit, who's this guy? Who's this? Hello, sir. Hold on. Can you stop? Hello, sir? Oh
Shoot all right. All right
Watch that video. This house is a little, could we get out here? Yes. Look, yeah get out
Very well, thanks for the camera man
I'm the site rep that I'm standing for the real
Yeah, what taught me going off at the day is just a little tiny house over here.
Good afternoon. That's amazing.
So we thought your client might enjoy this little house.
Not a lot, I'm gonna keep it above.
I'm gonna be very honest with you. There's nothing in here. What is this? Is this a toy?
There!
I told you, you see.
What the fuck is this?
Nigga I can't even fit Pudgy in this bitch.
I thought it was a nice private space for you.
I didn't know it was gonna be this one.
Is you playing with me? Like, are you in?
No, no, I'm not.
The landlord and me read this quite regularly.
And I think your agent thought that you might like it.
Maybe I'm mistaken.
I said nice, private, for Max.
What you did?
Very proper.
You might like it when you see it.
I might like him when I see it.
I don't even know what's going on.
Give me a tour of the house.
Don't take me to the house.
Is there a bedroom?
No standing in.
This is what we call a flexible space.
I mean, a living room, bedroom, whatever you want.
Well, it's flexible about it.
There's nothing flexible.
There's a living room, bedroom, living room, the kitchen,
all sorts of things.
Where do I turn?
Well, you put the bed here.
If you like, you could install a multi-bed for you
you know as it goes up on the wall. Maybe it's a little smaller than what you're used to.
It's a hundred and fifty square feet.
It's okay.
His closet's bigger than this one.
Why are you acting surprised?
Because I said nice private for Max.
I didn't know it was gonna be like a baby room, a tiny.
So there's no door to use the bathroom yes there's a pocket go yes of course
you can absolutely privacy yeah but the fuck are you looking for now for a while
you smirking
Your job is on the line.
Was this in the same press crack?
You were looking at it.
Your wake is left in, bitch.
Voila.
Criticism.
There's a fly in here, sir. Do you have, like, raid?
Um, yeah, I can shoot it out.
You may have left already.
Yeah.
You don't seem to really like the tiny house.
Let's just check out another one.
So where's the stove?
You've got a microwave air fryer combo, which a lot of people like. It's very nice.
And then you can check out the
bathrooms, got everything you need.
Can't wait to get ready with these.
It's the room you can change in.
Is that the closet?
Yeah, that's the closet.
Is that the closet?
You can hang your clothes in there. There's a clothes hanger on top.
I don't know how to close it.
That's the water here, so there's not much space there.
You don't like it, I'm just confused what is so, like, so small?
You live in a main house?
Yes.
And we often enjoy renting this out to, you know, veterans, students, all sorts of generally
people without a lot of stuff.
Maybe you have a lot of stuff.
like a man with a little stuff
your ass cracking somewhere
hey I did well I've never seen any of these damn houses
I just asked him to show me and get a couple houses nice.
I'm just trying to, just trying to help.
Find a ride home, bitch.
And your fire is my vocal coach's as well.
Fuck you.
I'll survive more, sir.
Fuck you.
I'm Mark, drive.
I'm not playing with you. Get your fucking lid.
How much was this? How much was this? This was 999. Okay thank you. I'll be in touch.
Thank you. Thank you.
Nigger stand in there like the final boss I'm gonna come find you Nigger
Hey
What's up?
Why are you so happy?
because I did my job I just bring to you here safely you did do that thanks
Marco all right brother let's go let's go let's go you did do that thanks you
know you're not getting paid for this right sir
you streamer after this what the fuck you think
why is he following us?
excuse me snob sorry one second
What are you gonna go inside?
What, the tiny house?
No, your house.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna go inside.
I just wanted to see if you need anything else.
Yes, I'm fucking homeless.
August 1st.
Huh?
August 1st.
August 1st.
first I need to come a few days away yeah maybe I mean I'm a real estate agent
maybe you'd like me to help if you just fired your guy I'm pretty good at what
I do finding people houses they don't look like that one well some of them look
like that depends what you want you want a nice big drive-off Marco Marco drive-off
So chat, what did we learn today chat? What did we learn today?
What the fuck is this nigga doing?
What are you doing?
Yo, Chad.
Yo, this nigga genuinely triggered me, man.
unequit the fucking way now he roaming around like a like a GTA MPC you're
walking on the phone you're not even on the phone with nobody
alright bro well I'm definitely gonna have to tour houses tomorrow or the next
day because holy shit it's just content you're embarrassing me
Wow, you're ungrateful for that home. You have ego.
I should have chose that last one.
I should have chose that last one.
I should have chose that.
Like, what are you talking about, huh?
Holy fucking smoke. I didn't even ask for the price point.
I might have lost my marbles.
Al Ego, you think you're Travis Scott.
Hey, sir. All right, it's 15 minutes to be home.
Hey, look, sir, are you hungry? Do you want a meal or something? Which you really did?
Oh, fuck. Who's calling?
Like, I think you did great, you know, for...
I feel like Marco, I mean, Marco did his job, bro.
I fuck with Marco.
I appreciate you, really. Thank you so much.
Like, I feel like Marco didn't do no bad by us.
Marco didn't do no bad by us so maybe you know what Marco I'm gonna tip you
extremely well because you really I'm taking my anger out from that bullheaded
bitch on you and that's fucked up and I'm not gonna do that I'm not doing that
W Mark on the chat that me up bro you're so honest man appreciate it thanks
You're not an actor, right? You never acted before?
No, no, no sir.
Do you always wear metaglasses?
Yes sir.
You mean that?
I mean, you know this is LA and everything has happened at any time.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Well, yeah, yeah, your job's on the fucking line.
So, this has to go to somebody.
This has to go to somebody. I'm not a lie.
Your job is going on the line, let me carry the book.
I know a house in Florida, you can tour.
Oh my god, why urge you?
Oh my god, why urge you?
I'm not gone, sorry.
I got to stop putting God in the vein, Chad.
We got to work on that.
Chad, should I go be this nigga caretaker?
I know Ray's going to break his leg in like a week or two.
I might as well at this point, bro.
You really got space, bro.
You got space, bro.
Yo, I5, thanks for that sub.
Holy shit, at this point.
My bad rage, knock on wood.
Ah, damn, my dick.
Don't be lacy caretaker.
Shee.
Shee.
Shee.
Shee.
Shee.
Lil' bitch.
Lil' bitch.
Why you gotta move out of my August 1st?
All right, let me break this down here, bro.
Essentially I
Was in phase who remembers those days who was here not all they I might have been here while I was in phase
But I'm sure a lot of y'all was you know cuz why I've been fucking with y'all for a minute
Yeah, I'm homeies and homegirls or whatever cool. I
Was in phase, you know what I'm saying when I was in phase
We were getting on rent paid for shout out that nigga or B. So I didn't shout out that nigga a college
shout out to them
Um
While we were in that shit, I
Had to get a house for my employees aka back then it was yaya that boy did in trade
I had to get a house for them
So I got a house for them nearby a one-year lease because the phase house was a one-year lease so
Everything was good and dandy
Then I fucking left phase two months later after getting that initial one month lease one year lease
so now it's like okay I'm spending this money on this house right I can't go get
another house that house that I'm at that I stream at is not big enough for me
to live at in streaming I have to get a house for me to live at nearby make sense
so I got another one year lease nearby that is why I have two houses you film
me stream out one live at the other now my year lease is up so we got to find a
new home we only have a fucking week
you left days oh my yeah yeah I'm playing with me yeah Nick is playing with
me boy you make so much money big bro you got seven houses bro seven houses
in a fucking gym this nigga owns a gym I never met a nigga who bought a gym I
never met a nigga who bought a gym and wasn't even able to use his legs that
This shit is unbelievable.
This nigga Rage was on crutches or a wheelchair
for like two years and he bought the gym.
You rich ass piece of shit.
Don't talk to me, bro.
Don't talk to me, bro.
Gregg, Gregg, Gregg, Gregg.
Can we take a moment to say nice please?
Yo, Mars, can y'all make it so that I cannot read chats
that have a lot of, all right, let me go.
But yeah
Yes, we say we say our prayers before every time we eat
We say our prayers every time before we eat
For sure, but there's no food right now unless you want to keep eating up this dick. Fuck it you talking
I'm gonna get real sassy with you
This shit at this point boy. Oh that's something hitting the nigga. Hey look a man. Make sure my shit ripe, right?
This hot channel. I should stare out the window and gaze at some trees. Gaze at some trees.
Okay, look, Fuji.
Wait, I really just left this thing. But then again, who is fucking praying for?
Yo listen chat, should I send a brand for an Uber?
No, no.
His money Cameron Levine?
You niggas is creative.
Did you just say a nigga money Cameron Levine?
Wow.
That's so disrespectful.
I don't even know how to feel about that shit, bro.
Holy shit.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Chad, keep it a button, you all fucked with me?
Like, bro, I'm gonna be honest,
he a good ass vocal coach.
He was being mad serious, we was bonding over the fact.
He was telling me about his cancer story.
I'm like, okay, that's a real nigga.
Then this nigga started showing me mobile homes.
This shit doesn't make any sense.
Like, what the fuck?
Shit don't make no fucking sense.
son is a paid actor yo Sierra like I get it you fuck with me I fuck with you
too we don't got to do the little back and forth middle school banter just tell
me a little like we're a shit like come on talking about the son of paid actor
chat we've grown as hell we've grown as hell like what the fuck are we talking
about care homage you should be calm actually good thank you Marty thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We have to, we have to definitely, we have to definitely, we have to make sure we have
our hands up.
Fuji still want a thumb there.
Sine says she hope you're homeless.
No she didn't.
Stop playing.
Sine, that's how you feel about a nigga.
I'm gonna sit up here so I can hear you.
Send it.
That's how you feel about it nigga.
For where, for where?
My landlord raised the rent.
We own one.
Do y'all have to pay rent or do y'all live with y'all parents and y'all chilling?
Like, do y'all pay to live or no?
I'm telling y'all bro, live with y'all parents for as long as possible.
Love you.
Love you too, Sierra.
Do you see Hoodie Blue IG story y'all check right now?
Oh
You trying to reach like you
Homeless I'm paying 2,500 a month. That's not bad
Shelling but still help with bills pay to live
But I'm not gonna lie, bro. Some people like I noted some of you on the chat
I probably have to help y'all parents. I've been helping out pairs with bills since I was young
Right and like high school that is crazy, bro
But y'all will as fuck for that because sometimes that parents need to help
That's real. I was luckily well off like I was blessed enough that I didn't have to do that sound to my mom and dad
You don't have to help them. We're right. I obviously do shit now
No, there's nothing wrong with that I'm saying like you feel me like that's really a room
Yeah, I was working out working jobs. I in school not covering for me. I do should be proud of yourself for that
That's what I'm saying. Sorry. No, like I live with my mom and my father was paying bills and I'm the only child. Hello
Yo, Maddie, why you just get sassy with us? I just popped it on. I know you were the coldest day Maddie
Every Maddie I know rich. I don't know a single non-rich Maddie
Max you are looking good. I was there no weird shit. Thank you, Bobby. Appreciate it
Appreciate it. Hey chat we get back to the desktops
When we get back to the desktop we have to
You know what we got to do we got to go through artists
I need to go through artists which all because we have to figure out
We have to figure out
We have to figure out this song words and who we want on your ship so we're gonna go through some people
Okay, we don't check out any music
We don't go yay or nay and I'm gonna hit them up because next Sunday is gonna come around the corner
gonna be here and I want to do it for next Sunday so we got to get on that now
because we got a lot going on, we got move, etc.
put this throwy out check when I'm back on my desk I'll check when I'm back
on my desk, be chapstick, thank you. I should be getting dry I'm telling you
That's why I'm licking my lips.
I gotta dry my lips off, though.
Dangerous lie, this is gunplay.
Let me, let me take you on a trip on a runway.
I want to tell you what I said in a runway.
Body built light is a runway.
Dangerous love is a gunplay.
Hold on sir.
You have a camera in your mirror.
Yep.
Marco.
They have a camera in your mirror, so what do you need the metaglass for to get different angles?
I have camera everywhere over here.
Inside of the car over here. Everywhere in the car.
Yeah, let me check out the mist.
Your finger bent everywhere and not gonna lie.
Huh, and I adjusted everything bro. Damn bro, you wanna check my drawers?
Fuck is you talking about, bro?
Y'all already know what I'm rockin' in Georgia.
Polo microfiber is gonna change your life.
And you want ones that will hug you.
You don't want the loose version that you boxer.
They're boxer briefs.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, bro.
What underwear y'all be rockin'?
I'm telling y'all.
Up into like the sixth, fifth, sixth grade,
I was rockin' Tidy Whitey, doin' some shit, man.
Look at me, I was a young ass kid.
But boxer briefs is the way, bro.
I ain't never goin' to boxers ever in my life.
You feel me? All my ladies.
Pull up in the dump, in the dump, dump, dump.
Tom Ford's.
Howdy rockin' thongs, tell ya shit.
Ethicas.
Now, y'all ever seen the girls rockin' the ethicas and shit?
How y'all feel about that?
On some young ma shit.
on some young mile.
You ask what draws on one every week.
Do I?
Lululemon boxer breeze.
Oh, you know what I try?
I try skims boxer breeze, but hey, Kim, Kanye, I mean, yay.
I love you, I love you, but I don't know.
Personally, not for me.
Lululemon though, we might have to try that.
Who gonna buy me some Lululemon?
I'd be free balling.
That's cool.
you probably smell like ous that ass gotta keep the buck I feel like free
ball in some wild dirty shit chat let me know if I'm tweaking just my opinion
just my opinion though just my opinion at the cousin and girls look genji shit
we don't judge over here baby we don't judge we don't judge get the ruby rose
underwear the male thong
Nine and never leave my steed like I look uncomfortable
Like nigga, that's they're gonna be hugging your asshole and hugging your ballsack like it's gonna be splitting your balls
Yeah, I know I already had some surgical
Reductions if you know what I'm talking about. So I'm not trying to do no more damage
We saw that tweet boy. You said you wanted it nigga. I just dropped thongs on bro
We pushed that shit by any means
But I would have modeled in their shit though. I'm gonna be honest. It's you like a
Platy I want you I need you for this Prince
Shit, I don't know. Maybe I would have did it because that's it do low key look fly though
But it's like how you wear it. I don't know. It's a little it do look a little uncomfortable. I
Would have to try it on I
Notice the stream but you yapping. I
All right, just stare at me then.
Like what the fuck?
Damn, bro.
We can't have no combo.
That was so mean.
Asa Rocky did it.
Asa Rocky did wear a throne though.
He did do that.
I'm not a lot of ladies.
If you with your nigga, you with your nigga,
you fucking with him right.
You think everything's going good.
Smooth ass first day, I go back to the crib
and then you see that nigga got a throne on.
How would you feel for real like how would that make you feel how would that make you feel
And they got a thong I love when you like yeah, thank you crystal
Low-key hot your name is Dave nigga
My man better not I
wouldn't care
The Sun cracking you I
I wouldn't care, wouldn't mind, definitely side-eyed, but do you, I guess.
Thanks for the honesty.
I respect that.
Immediately leaving LMAO.
Damn!
I'm pushing them into the pool if they were a thong to the function.
Nigga, your name is Chungus Detective.
It's one love, though.
One love don't got nothing to do with no thong, nigga.
Not gonna lie, bro.
love me respecting people for their sexuality their choices you know what
I'm saying and who they are as a person and letting them be and judging we can
all coexist in our differences that's what it means to me hey hey hey hey like
I see that outrage when I call a saucy Santana a bad bitch like my nigga what
the fuck why does that bother you like real shit I don't know why that be why
does that bother people like I can't be supportive of this nigga I'm just being
supportive bro y'all want me to say some mean shit like any other nigga way just
cause he a little different and do his shit different way.
BOW! BOW!
Alright shall we are two minutes away.
I do got some air wand, air wand, air wand.
We gonna warm that shit up.
And then we are gonna hit the desktop.
Danger is love, this is gunplay.
Do we got any videos we gotta watch?
We might I know y'all say y'all want to watch the IRL song Wars is that shit worth it?
Is it a good bit? Let me check chat. Is it a good bit?
That's why we love you plattie big soggy
I'm glad he keep yapping.
Nah, guys, y'all gotta understand, the Kariat is like, it's always gonna happen, bro.
I'm gonna talk to y'all.
We not playing no music.
What?
We're gonna have a conversation.
We gotta have a conversation.
You still want to finish houses?
Maybe.
Let me take food.
You still want to finish houses? Maybe. Let me take footage of you.
Dude, I'm gonna go back.
Rich sex.
Rich sex. Rich sex.
Rich sex, rich sex, rich sex, rich sex, rich sex, rich sex, I fell in love with the model,
I fell in love with the bottle, money and sex on my problems, man in the mirror can't solve them.
The reason I don't make music on stream anymore is because
we will be doing it in the booth soon though very soon very shortly oh then
they can forgot his Megahorn oops oops under the old segment do y'all really
want that bro be honest be honest be honest your outfit giving office siren
what that means what that means what you're trying to say
look a little like a young thug, like, old young thugger, it's not the same thugger, it's not the same thugger
all right we're here, thank you sir Marko, of course you have a good day bro
oh, let me turn that little capopo
You have a great day stay blessed and I will I don't know if you know bro, but I would recommend standing
wait
W mark on the chat bro
W mark
Damn they give me a new license plate what the fuck
Who's good boss chat this shit for real, bro. It's the man helping me move man
Sup, bro. I appreciate you doing everything. Appreciate you, brother
Man your Mary can't solve alone
Man that furry mask is a little scary. So that's it
Ladies it's got this shit posted on the corner
Let me get my food real quick and don't warm it up and weep that's hot
Man in America song.
You wearing a net picture?
Bro, you ain't a nigga that's literally cleaning shit up and packing shit up.
What, you want him to pack shit up and the guy get a fit?
Y'all want him to pack shit up in chrome hearts?
They can do do everything in swans though, so, you know, you know.
Gimme.
Left over eats guys, right to eats.
Rotisserie chicken, broccolini, sweet potatoes.
This is what I eat every day after I go to the gym.
It's that serious.
I'm very, very locked in or like eating well right now
because I'm just really getting my body right there.
I'm not trying to be built like no piece of lawn.
Like we got a lot of years on this planet.
I got a main team and we're not doing that.
Not doing that, bro.
Not doing that.
I remember when we still took those first flicks,
those first new house flicks.
I was like, what?
I'm about to move out, bro.
What?
What?
Craziness.
Madness, badness, combination.
Mad, modest, bombless.
Y'all like bananas?
Y'all know how I feel.
I went 22 years of my life without bananas.
I was tweaking.
I was tweaking.
Bananas are the perfect life.
It'll fill you up.
But it's tasteless, so it's like you're not gonna feed
it each seven of them.
Cause chat, sometimes food be tasting so good,
it's like you wanna keep eating it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Like no, I just need to eat a little and then chill.
Now let's see.
All right, quick.
I'll let it go.
What happened?
All right, cool, cool, cool.
All right, so while we're eating,
we gonna do the house tours,
then we gonna go through artists and reactions
if there's videos to react.
Well, we gotta do this thumbnail real quick.
All right, fool, do you let me from there?
To the light in.
Like this?
Like, nigga, we ain't even find the house, bro, but.
That's it.
Might wanna get closer, just to make sure, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, fuck.
Monday is 6th on my problems.
We're doing roll call when I get back to the desk.
We brought the good fuck.
Chad, Wayne told me broccoli doesn't grow naturally.
But I think that it'd just be fried out his ass.
Also, thank you, Noah.
Because what do you mean, Rocky doesn't grow in the ground?
All right, swap me magic, swap me.
W. Luca, man.
W. Luca, W. Luca.
Hope we find a place soon, man.
It's the last shit to move.
Last shit to move.
It's like this name saying it sarcastically.
I'm just saying that I was on the dumb start hacking,
although we're going.
All right, bro.
Yes.
It's fucking chicken.
Hey listen, he's playing with me because this nigga has a fucking home.
Luca's not living with me.
So he want to be all sarcastic and shit.
All right cool bitch, watch this.
Watch this.
God damn it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, how you doing?
Chad, when y'all see me start itching, just know I'm thinking very terrible thoughts.
Anyways.
Anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways.
Uh-huh
We're good Camilla with the Kayla good J-Band with the ace with the block with the clutch guy black rock star at the homie
With the Lauren Gustavo was that you know very strong with the norm with the neck up
But God
Get the fuck out
What do you want to explain?
Now like for real for a fool. They said they had good houses. I told them what would be nice for you and
I should have looked at him first
Where'd you get that Louis B. Purse one? You walked up with me with a monopoly briefcase,
but now you got a Louis B. Purse? Yeah, there's one. Oh, you want another hustle? I got this,
but I literally told these people, yo, something nice, these spots we've been at, hey, well,
listen to me. Get out of here, far away, lose the address, because I'm actually about to
So shit, you don't need any fucking way and your way
Your way is lifting me get out
I'm not playing what you get out of fucking you talking
We're gonna start with the five, dick day!
We're gonna platform start with the champagne, mommy.
We're gonna Marissa with the Benjo.
We're gonna Pink with the Heron with the cyber cake bomb.
We're gonna Glamorous with the Michael with the polo polish.
We're gonna Pencil pool, chat.
We bought it, 16,000 in a bitch.
We're gonna Soogie with the spider with the Xavier,
with the Grawl with the cragger with the Snow Empire,
with the Aro, with the Maddie with the Grawl,
with the North, with the Graves, with the Marley Jones, with the Clutch Dollars, the Eagles,
with the Tables, the Taco Beaches. I hate that, my brothers already come back.
With the Big, with the Big, with the Big Mac Bang, with the Olivia, with the Wiz, with
the volleyball, with the King Edward, the Miro, with the JoJo, with the Crisis, Taylor,
I
Okay now I didn't get to see y'all when I was
standing
Rate the plate though for real for now. Listen. I know y'all like I'm prison eat
You know food is food. Okay, broccoli sweet potatoes rotisserie chicken
Y'all wouldn't eat this y'all not even this
Can I even is this healthy as fuck? Yeah, two
Dry as fuck resident evil eats. What the fuck did that mean?
Fuck throw it away rotten potatoes. No sweet potato over why?
Come on. Yeah, I know that look good
Come on come on
Camera Levine eats all right. Yo, bro. Y'all finish that playing with me, bro
Yeah, I'm finished off playing with me. I'm not doing it. She was y'all y'all want troll all fucking day and say I love jokes
Straight from the chumbuck it Bella Hadid eat
Get that picture. I'm like that. I told y'all niggas. I'm not doing that, bro
I don't like that shit and you're still gonna show the picture. What is the point of that?
Damn, bro
Bro, that's it is so disgusting, bro. That picture is nasty, bro
And they wouldn't use that why you so fit it up house tours, bro
I was trying to find the house today. It's just content. Yes content, bro
You're act. Thanks for the sub, baby. Thanks for the sub, baby boy. L max not rack reacted
I'm a react to this then join drag back
We go into a couple more house tours in drag couple more dad be finna look at artists. Let's do it
top gen new viewer here how you so chopped you are a one-year-long sub
dick riding like that get the fuck out my chat mods time to hang out for a day
excessive dick riding gets you banned I run a dictatorship in this shit Prince
way or no way so watch your mouth hoe Wayne would have found you a house
dumbass yo yo so they go Wayne would have found me a house completely outside
I know who for their top only son be for real the fuck any nigga that say they son gays shit
It either mean one or two things real shit
Not that I asked bro. I'm keeping it a buck. All right. It's Lotto and we back with another episode of lunch break freestyle
We got top option at the table today. Let's get into it
Alright, tryna take that risk, I told him cheer up, but don't even take that trip
For five out of two under, hit his head, made his whole body flip
Mama keep talkin' bout some rap snacks, how I wanna be on no chip
Take them fuckin' stacked jeans and that cropped tee off, that shit ain't drip
You ain't tryna catch no B, I don't want his smack after a lip
Bout my blues, we that boy drinks the red hoe, stickin' his same nick
He must love that hoe, this dumbass, that's about carjou bout the bitch
Tryna accept this bitch, don't love me for real, can't get her
I love her, just bought me a new gen, ain't bother the ass, wait, got this dick
See me, I like my life skin to six on chocolate bitch, I'm mighty jetty, we pull over chopsticks and get the Ijeans
How bout I catch that bucket, drop that shit, top off, throw y'all to bitch, free black behind that
These niggas be gay and they be cash, I had to cut this lil bitch all too many times
She on some toxic shit, got too much money for that fightin' nigga better box this switch
My diamonds on, I pop out, Icy dude better hide this bitch
I ain't tryin' to hear shit, money ain't involved cause I just wanna get rich, I-
I'm not a lot on foot with this. I'm gonna keep it a buck. Shout out my nigga. Jen. No, shout out Jen
All right, there was more show we had to react to vids
Vids uh, bitch for stream
She wasn't bad
But I'm not gonna lie, bro. I that has me fucking it with his the mulatto shit that Milano
Oh, what are you talking about boys stop talking with your fucking ass talk with your brain?
I'll be fucking with his melodic shit pressing black boy max. What okay, they added newest
The fuck
Okay, we got some music bitch. I heard this two hours song is fire who in here like two hours. All right, I'm saying put his story
W W W
W W W W W W you take those pics.
I'm not a fucking photographer.
Fuck is you talking about anyways two Highless Grace Carter cool
This song is good.
Alright, let's find out.
Yeah
I can't hurt, I'm so high
I'm too good right now
But you know I'm getting high today
I'm sick of each thing
But you know I'm getting high today
I'm trying to make history
But you know I'm getting high
shit is fired bro this nigga is really talented I'm not gonna it's not like
some shit I would listen to myself but I definitely there's obviously a mark
audience for it like it's like some house you doing like new age house
electronic shit it's cool I fuck with you if you wouldn't listen to it you
think it's fine why do you think it's fire okay stupid bitch oh my gosh I hate
that I have to talk to you like this, nigga.
Have you ever seen a pretty girl
that you wouldn't have interest in dating?
Like, what are you talking about?
Have you ever seen a piece of clothing that is fire
but you wouldn't wear it?
Like, what are you talking about?
Shit doesn't make no sense.
No?
Okay, nigga, if you wanna date every pretty girl
in this fucking world, oh my fucking god,
nigga, you gonna end up like lucky.
Heartbroken as fuck.
Real shit, that ass.
Y'all niggas is wild as hell.
Nigga, you cannot go after every pretty girl you see, bro.
What the fuck?
You cannot get every clothing.
You cannot wear every clothing you think is fire, nigga.
Don't diss tune like that.
I'm not dissing him.
If you listen to Lucky Music,
you be going through heartbreak and shit.
You be robbing about it.
He literally tell us stay away from pretty girls.
Shit nigga, I ain't listenin'.
Niggas ain't finna listen to that shit, like, you know what I mean?
I'm not gonna listen to that advice, bro.
Sorry, bro, can't do it, bro.
Niggas can't help these guys, but real shit, though.
You know it's me, it's me, it's me, come on.
Oh, don't you pronounce something I did wrong, right?
It's like seeing a nice car, but you never buy one for yourself.
Nah, I don't agree with that.
That's just, I mean, you probably gotta get your money up, nigga.
I'm not saying never buy a nice car for yourself. I'm just saying you can't have everything
He's whipping up shit in the cattle boiling shit
Shit boiling poop in the cattle suck my nuts
Yeah, I think it's think everything's a fucking Mimi like bro. I bro at a certain point. Let me rock bro like goddamn bitch
Fuck as you talking about bro. Let me talk
T-Bank shit that half a banana. Oh my gosh, bro. Can y'all be in T-Bank name from the chat like bro
Y'all just randomly start talking about a nigga meet in my chat
The first time that I done is what did
All right, let me know, yeah fuck with it, yes or no.
I
I
Steve Lacey, thanks pack boy max on his IG story for someone loved to his new album
Check y'all remember when I said I went to maxfield
bro I went to max field I was at max field and in a fucking corner you think
this is a fucking movie bro Steve Lacey this is before streamer you like the day
before max field is the story LA bro niggas is have a fucking 30 minute
combo we just had a 30 minute combo because bro I really fuck with Steve
Lacey music like that nigga is fire bro and we just have a conversation you
I was talking about streaming shit and I didn't pitch it in the booth because I understand a lot of times these artists brew
Bro like being an artist is different from being a streamer. We have like both worlds. So it's kind of like, you know, but
It's like it's very different, bro
Now everyone want to get on there and show their process or show they are like have to talk for hours in front of a camera
Alive where it's unfiltered. You know what I'm saying, but bro, like he's just a cool nigga, bro
not a lot bro so who knows maybe we do something down the line I would love to of
course but look at Bryson like you see how we made it I made a song with Bryson
but we didn't do a stream who knows you never know sometimes it's just good to
connect with people all right next music video Grace Carter chat this shit kept
popping on my home page do y'all know who this girl is I don't know what's up
some plant shit we about to find out I don't know who this is nigga saying
fries. Nega, let's just watch.
She might be fire, who knows?
you
you
you
you
you
Who gave you your name, shit nigga Barack Obama?
What do you want me to say?
Obviously my motherfucking mother talking about who gave me my name. My name is Maxwell Elliott Princeton
My mom and dad named me that because they thought I was gonna be a lawyer
Do I saw the look I?
Clearly could have been a lawyer. I could have been like I clearly look like an edumacated black man. We just turned into
This this and this and this
You know
My lawyer
She nice I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna give it a but let me do her some research real quick though
let's see Grace Carter okay so she know I like finding people early that's why
even though I be like bruh like who's that industry plan I guess like it's
cool bruh like that's the whole point of this shit bruh I love doing that okay
how old is she that matters a lot how old is Grace Carter someone you know
follow her 29 I mean she she a woman so it kind of don't matter I feel like
only niggas care about that shit bro my favorite rapper 27 but fuck bro he all
this shit he could be my uncle I feel like it don't matter she's good if you
can sing you can sing let me see her who followed her oh what the fuck Mike
Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting.
Hmm. What's I think, bro? Valid or not? Let me know. Grace Carter, valid or not?
How's 20s old? It's not, bro, but let me try this.
Berry, valid, plants.
Let's see her charisma.
It's me and it's been so long.
How did I know she was British?
And I didn't want to just like pose the picture or a caption.
I wanted to just say I have a new song coming out.
I have lots of new songs coming out, but the first one it's...
Her IG bio, what did they say?
Bittersweet Gucci, Gucci in the booth.
Huh?
Whoa, this is some weird forced adorning shit.
All my life and soul chat. I have literally never seen him forever before
She just been staying on my YouTube every year
Well on my life, bro, I have never been forced to do it in the booth with nobody Zeebe's also not my manager
I'm on the label, bro. He's not my manager. Yeah, I gotta relax
I'm not obligated to do anything with anybody too slimy was my choice
Yeah, I don't think I who was mandated. What was it mandated in the booth?
Tell me a mandated in the booth
Right now, bro. Tell me a mandated to slide me well Smith
Well Smith was not mandated bro. Well Smith was actually dropping an album
He emailed my team and said he wanted to do a stream and I was like, hmm fuck it
This is fucking Will Smith like let's not act like this is not Will Smith. So I was like fuck it
I'm glad I did that stream. You taught me a good lesson flow. Nah, bro. Flow was just on some shit
I wanted to try something different like a girl's group. I don't see what's wrong with that
Yeah, I think I got them have cat's eye on his bitch and y'all say that was a fucking man dated lil baby
No, I literally seen lil baby, bro, you know what we did that little baby stream
I was supposed to be going to Atlanta to do a stream with the shea frost and
And I hit the shade. I'm like, yo the shade let's do this string and I'm like fuck
I got an extra day in Atlanta. I literally hit baby. I'm like, yo, baby
Let's do this in the booth and he was down. I'm like, fuck it. Let's run it. That's it was lit
Turing most expensive LA homes Fuji your genius, bro. Let's clap it up for fucking food
Yeah, those was definitely the most expensive homes
Black boys and B, black boys and B, black boys and B, black boys and B.
Bitch!
Bitch!
I don't know what, bitch!
Alright, let's join drag real quick.
I'm gonna do a couple more tours of y'all.
If you got some house, join off your phone please and then we're going through artists.
Here's the thing.
Look, this is how we're gonna do it.
Yes, yes, Max, you're so smart for your genius, your genius, your genius.
I'm gonna make a Google form, I'm gonna, ooh.
I'm gonna put a Google form link in the chat and y'all are going to be able to tell
Oh, yeah, I want the same rules. I'm gonna go through. You do one day. I did one dollar
Now niggas face homelessness and start doing anything to rub two pennies together
Hate in the boots. You might need to hit that nigga up for the mini house
Man, you don't know any don't know shit
August song wars
Let's make this a short answer for anyone that doesn't know what song worth is
song wars is something I do on my streams where I get some new artists
preferably newer bubbling artists doesn't have to be though and we get them on
song wars and they compete we did like three last year we've done one this year
so far I want to do more we've only done one this year so we I want to do one
this upcoming Sunday okay as I can see as I can see so right here August song
words who would you like to see on song wars and then we're gonna go through and
we're gonna get some yeas or some nays and we're gonna check out music yes okay
publish link publish publish shorting URL alright the link is in the chat y'all
niggas are typing in the chat what did I just tell y'all bro I literally just
told y'all how that shit going. We've actually on song words like two times.
Loki I want to get some new people that we haven't had on. I understand. Also
certain people y'all know you're gonna wish your time answering when you know
they are not really doing time. Imola7 donated one dollar. Max you can move in
with me my house is baby Bruce. Um Imola bro join the drag forever doing it.
what is this?
we got fat
hey look bro
hey f*** that constant that
bro i dont f*** with that
i dont f*** with that
i'm not gonna lie
i dont f*** with that
you talk him out
shortest IG live ever
hey f***
yo
then it was hound and shit
i'm not gonna lie jack
was how on this as streamer you he was they was on that and then they got fucking fired
yo norhuz university how yo was good bro how you doing bro how you doing how you doing how you
doing how you doing how are you good i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm showing i'm showing i'm
bob i'm bob i'm a good time you know you know you still got that fucking v-neck muscle tion you're
your genius bro it's nine a.m. bro wait so what time do you be waking up that
it's it well the last like four days I've just been asleep straight I wasn't
even able to get up why no iron no no iron no nutrients no blood sugar just
unhealthy bro why what's going on I don't know you stop scamming this bro if
Scamming he got scammed these do what should I do nigga? We gotta get you some food, bro
You scam bro with that when I'm trying to sell promo now if it was like bro
I see that court case when you scam it. I'm like, yeah, I'm done. I'll put your business up, bro
A little
God damn north
That's not good, bro
Yeah, show us 17 banks die. So look
like you you are
Then that made me sad, bro
Why what's going on like what where's where's everybody at?
Like your pop
Bro, it's chilling. I don't I just
That's not on bed bro. That's not got the bed and then yeah, I was gone for four days
You have you been making money from the former streams and shit
Well, I haven't really streamed much recently because
just yeah a bunch going on and then now I want to say it again but just get back
into it you know damn but yeah now that's no brainer that's no brainer so
how you looking pockets wise not to pocket watch or nothing but like so
for example when you get your money like are you able to keep it now or no yes
end all I still help out a lot you'll be a pop right nah yeah still about yet
hold on I think
Tell him bring me my money
You the one donated $1 save that shit for Disney Melnarch. That's nigger
Now that's so fucking rude. Are you serious? You thought you was gonna get me a laugh, bro
Why are y'all laughing in the chat? Y'all really tailed, bro
That's fucked up. Really bitch
Wow
L fucking chat
L fucking chat, bro
Wow that was mean as fuck
Where's my backpack
I want it to be
Hold on what can you talk to my chat real quick north to like well, then I said I don't know
I'm so fine, bro. They just for them say like those those houses suck
Max might be better off just moving to Malaysia, bro. I can't even lie.
Uh, no. Nobody said all that.
But I'm not going to lie.
I don't know about Malaysia.
I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, you're still coming here this year though, right?
What'd you say?
You're still coming here this year though, right?
Yeah. I'm lying.
I don't think I'm going to China no more, bro.
What? Why?
Sorry, bro
Bro, I just don't know if I'll have time for it in the schedule. I'm gonna keep it fully a buck
Chast, so we go to Malaysia, bro. Y'all saying bring Nord to the States, but I can't just kidnap this little nigga, bro
It doesn't work like that
We can't just kidnap him
Dangerous love this ain't gonna play you do gotta still come bro. It's been like what five four years
No, bro, I was supposed to bin come on. I'm knowing bro
That's all me child. We do gotta go bro. We do gotta go
Kidnap him. I mean you could go to Thailand. Why Thailand? Where should we go out the country next?
I've been saying Brazil. Yeah, I've been saying Brazil
Man, what the fuck
Okay, you said Malaysia what
Malaysia, bro. That's that's the next other country place you should be. It's just like why bro until you learn how to use deodorant and do a push-up fuck
No, I have to you're lying to me. I don't like liars, bro. I don't like liars. I don't like how my lines
Lion has no good like come on, bro. We not slow over here boy. I
Know he's that Gustavo. That's fucking mean as mean as fuck
Dangerous way hold on bro. Give me a sec, bro. This is getting tight, bro
I just doing proof wait you said prove what what do you want me to prove?
Let's say prove I used the other perfu bro. I
Prove it. So show your deodorant facts. That's actually I am I do
Huh? Oh
Let me see that
Royal mamba. What the fuck?
Super it was it was a dollar fifty. I had to
Hey, wait, do you have paper?
Wayne's paper why it's a fucking paper
It's Wayne's one
Wayne can you join the call
Black boy, that's donated one dollar. We know you're going to Israel for a wrap it up
You're stupid as fuck
No, I'm not nigga stop. I'm alive Palestine
Hello, I was good. I was good. It was good free Palestine. It was good
Yeah
nigga
I'm about to send you some bread real quick brother snigger hasn't been fucking eating bro like
But he get to the age where he think he could live on his own and not ask niggas for shit and shit
So I'm a snigger. What I'm gonna send you this bread nigga
This nigga just say he was in the sunken place for 30 72 hours like what
For like nor
Was I not wait you got angel numbers. That's all I have to say, bro
What the end of the century Brad just sent just send that to descend it
What's that? Oh my
That should be good for at least a couple weeks of food, bro
What's the angel numbers bro?
333 Dan. Yeah, bro. I just got the probe off. Yeah. I'm gonna say, uh, what you call it?
You got cash on, right Wayne? Shit, yeah, I got cash on. Niggas, that's how he get his
money. Niggas, I'm his bank. I know. I've been his bank since Niggas since he came over
here. Niggas. I already know, bro. I already know. You know how I sense what my day is
day to day? Yes, I already know, bro. Alright. Niggas, smoke a blunt, bro. You yelling too
much right now I know you're right my bad I ain't no I ran I ran away down
it's cool I'm out to drink some down though oh my god drink some down
I got some you're like me and I know pertina and I can't do shit I'm playing I
don't do that I don't do that I know let me know when you got that shit bro
and then we're gonna do this house tour, bro.
Let me know when you set the mood.
M.L.A. 7, tonight at 8.
I'm gonna say you can add it yourself or I gotta add it.
Oh, Lino.
Got it.
You got it?
You got it?
Yeah.
I don't say you could win.
Beb, beb, beb, beb.
I'm starving for real.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all niggas is not finna scam me in the chat.
Stop fucking playing.
Y'all was just making fun of this niggas living situation.
Now y'all homeless just like him.
Now you starving too.
know the fuck you're not how would you watch in twix
I mean this nigga know a lot about what the fuck
who here hungry for any money
anybody you hungry you hungry max
yeah I am hungry actually I'm gonna make some burritos
I don't know the last time somebody got me a meal six
nigga I made you a meal bitch
for real nigga I made you a
For real.
No, I know.
I'm already knowing that game.
Wait, what is this?
Silky tweet?
Silky tweet.
That was the first one, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
I pinned that.
Paying my deed donated $5.
This is Pete scamming hashtag diva.
Y'all think I'm getting scammed right now?
Hey, tell me you're not scammed, bro.
I'm not scammed, bro.
A soldier's face before and after the war.
Holy shit, bro
No, are you dead-ass get a whole transformation like this was you chat?
This is a different day, but nor was a fat little nigga, bro. How was you so big bro?
Anytime last year, bro. This was like, I knew a last year. This is one year
Yeah, holy
I
Did see the banner though, I told I told them miles. I'm like, yo, I gotta change the banner, bro
We got always got we always got the stylish though
Hey, no, listen, bro. Don't spend money on no fucking tech decks and Beyblades or wall stickers if I find out
Who for the homie?
$100 I'm your homie, right?
That's they're gonna straight the air one they're gonna air one express if it's putt so that's one meal
Here go this nigga this weed smoking ass. Thank you man. That's echo you mew
Thank for that hundred dollars though. Hey, I got you bro. If you hungry bro, just let me know bro
You can't be hungry bro. You're not gonna
Go malnourished on a nigga bird chill, bro. All right
Don't hit me up for no bullshit money though
You was hitting me up to buy roses for your girl whole time nigga
She dating another nigga cheating on you in front of your face and the nigga she's cheating on you
Wait is running over your heels with a fucking bicycle bro real shit
So no I'm not paying for no room for no girl doing you like that, but if you need food, bro
You know, I got you, bro. You know, I got you, bro
Thank you, I should love you, bro
Hey, bro
Is that good bro? How long you think you can get food with that? Oh
Oh
That's a lot bro. What the fuck good. Thank you. I got you. Love you, bro. Alright, bro. Cam off nigga. Nobody trying to see you no more
Stupid
Can you drag somebody?
Yeah
No
What's good buddy got your cam black
You turn my camera, I mean I just knew the friends
I'm sure I see some nice shit, baby
Wait, hold on how yeah game flip. Can you see me flip your camera, please be I don't speak your book
What's I must see stop playing?
neglected his Palestinian son and
I'll give it on to Zesty Bubble Bass.
Did you just call word to Zesty Bubble Bass?
Y'all make it as weird as fuck.
This is actually weird as hell.
Y'all make it as genuinely weird.
I'm not gonna lie.
That whole sentence is weird as fuck.
Yo, Ma, stop linking me tweets.
Y'all finna get me tight.
Alright, bro, it was good, bro.
It was good, bro.
I don't know what I'm going to
say. That was my first one that
was ever typed. Like, how did I
know? Yeah, I'm going to get me
back. I'm so. Yo flip yo. Flip
yo. Nick. Tell us where he's
in the title, bro.
Bro, flip yo. Can't boy. You
see me, bro?
I just moved the friends brother. I probably got the best room in here. They moved your friends nigga
This is a big old
Let me just show you my room guard
Come on
All right, so look I'm gonna make it quick. This is actually your room. I'm actually in your room
We started with my room. All right, that's popping that pop it that pop it that pop it
Yeah, so this is your room. It's already decorated to all right. I submit so many decorations. Come on
Yeah. All right. All right.
All right.
You can stream here.
You're going to be able to stream here.
Everything already pink, everything ready.
But that's not really the best part.
Look, so like, look, I want you to say something real quick.
All right. Like, look at the camera.
Like, it's actually perfect. You got the glasses on.
You wear a blue a little bit.
Listen, just say, say, where's, like, this is a cool part about the house.
Say, where's my super suit?
Where's my super suit?
You don't take me serious.
So what about the fucking house?
Listen, bro.
Say it's five star theme.
This is your room.
This is not my room.
Already got you dribbled.
You don't need a pack.
No clothes.
All this shit is fake though.
This shit all from China, but it's cool because it's just this.
Next room, nigga.
Next room.
Alright, look.
Let's take you out here.
Let's take you out here. Look just a living.
I get doing over. So the house boy.
Wait, is my dog right here? You saw me.
Oh, you might have just told me.
Oh,
that's what his name is. What's his name?
It's Duke.
I
So this nigga trying to get his clips and shit. No, you're not putting your dog on my bed and then doing meanies fuck
Otter yo get that shit out the track bitch. I look nothing like that next nigga. Come on nor
Holy shit
Do the common dog name
What are you trying to say bro? Oh, no, no, no, bro. What's up?
Boy, yeah, that's me
Yo, what's up? I heard you need to uh you the creeps. I do I do I
Yeah, yeah, you got your phone on your desktop
No, I just thought I got you. Uh, let me I
Look, it's a little disappointing very good. I got you fam. I got a studio right here, too
You know I'm saying
Yeah, that's how you say it, you know what I'm saying.
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me show you some music, though.
Let me show you some music.
Yeah, I heard you was need a contested brother.
Yeah, yeah, I'm playing with you.
I know you ain't coming here with your funky ass and show me your fucking room and then say you're going to play some music for me.
This ain't no fucking set.
This ain't no label trials.
Bitch, bitch.
Next.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm Dante fan. That's who these
five stars. Don't disrespect the
he was good. It's a movie.
What's good bro? Turn your camera
off. I don't have to see you
with my come on. Oh my god. He
talked like OJ. Yo, turn your
camera on. Let's go. Come on,
bro. I know you got it for me.
Let's go. Let's go, bro. Let's
go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
go. Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
come on bro come on
it's my time to work in bro
this is not
wait wait wait wait
get off the drugs nigga
see guys guys don't smoke for one day
and they start getting agitated bro calm it down
calm it down
come see me about it
yo max
akd but ak the father is there
talk
i just speak the truth
i just speak the truth
you know you do it bro
Alright bro come on bro please bro please
My high heels on
My head rules are coming here
Machine working in a bit
Don't you say oh stop fucking playing with me nigga
What lyrics you just said
Nah he likes it
What lyrics this nigga just saying
Alright
Next, next
Next
They don't be having perms though so you gotta make sure they situate it
You know, it's great.
What's good, bro?
How you feel about your twin?
One of the last, one of the last time I been in the gym, don't lie to me either, bro.
If it's been three weeks, it's been three weeks with your big ass.
I'm skinny now.
I know, I know, it's just like, bro, that's the window.
This day, oh, window, this day, oh, window, three years yesterday, chubby in the gym every
day, but I ain't hit legs in four years, nigga, because I told y'all, first of all, Paul is
But my shit that and it's like I'm not trying to do no more to that bro like
I'm trying to get my upper body bigger and my legs is thick as fuck
Big-ass thighs like
All right, come on. Yeah, you can see me. Yeah, I was good
Yo, what's good? Yeah, yo, I real deal. Yeah, I flew my camera. I
Real deal got a house in Canada for what you call me show your toes though
You can see
Yeah
I got a few rooms for you to choose from this shit. All right
It come it come with some bullshit, you know, is that she come with the house. Yeah, you can you can have her
Yeah, go back go back go back go back. Hello
No, I don't know. I don't know if you want this one though game. Yeah, this one
I
I'm sure you're stuck there's the kids. So this is the top floor boss room
He's crazy. Oh, I think they you go down. Do you go downstairs also money activists by the way?
Perfect. I guess you sit
Wow, what do you sit?
You have an option
That's my dog.
Oh, you.
You got a house.
Nigga, hell no, bro.
It's the content house.
It's the content house.
We don't make content shit.
All right.
You got options to choose this room.
Big walking closet.
This is this nigga.
Don't actually look.
If I choose this room, is the nigga still going to be in the bag?
No, no, no.
These babies.
But this nigga lives here.
It's this.
This drink over here.
This big drink.
Oh, you could choose this.
You could choose.
You could choose this room if you want, but I wouldn't choose that follows you niggas been you know saying that big guy that big
I saw
This Draco room you be streaming there you can't add this one, but okay
Okay, hey, Draco watch out nigga
He's
Then they get drunk over you don't play
Why are you shirtless?
This could be a room if you want
I don't know, uh, can't you
do it?
I got people going on, bro.
We just had a party last night,
so we was cleaning this shit.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Where are you?
Wait, hold on.
So the table?
Oh, right?
So the table?
No, the other table.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We live in Vancouver, Canada, though.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not going to care to any time soon.
Keep going. Why not?
Why not?
Keep fucking going, bro.
I got to back down and shit.
Hell, it's basically who?
Wait, so question is that shot shared girlfriend?
I'm confused. Just break it down, bro.
I can't lie.
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you the real deal,
truth.
That's my friend's girl.
But he left the crib and he left her here.
So she was just chilling in my bed and shit like that.
All right. Where's your?
All right, bro.
So yeah, I make it just all be shirtless and shit.
bro we just already last night right so like today's like recoup day i'm saying like and i'm sick too so
that's why i'm just chilling i'm supposed to be streaming right now but for a while man i'm
drawers too loose nigga you gotta go a size down bro pause but keep going yo chill yo chill
yo chill yo chill gang it's like you trying to show some ass crack like that's slipping bro all the
Oh, I'm just keeping the bug all the cars in the shop right now. They say yo, I look like when be
Just a garage instead
Okay, why you got the couch in there?
Just be in there
Max I want to say it's ready if you know I'm saying I got you I got I'm too bad skinny. I can't be do it you
All right, I
That's basically the post-dote
Go back go back to the go back to the room with the girl. I
Nigga just randomly got a cameraman chat. I know they just be out of shit. I can't lie niggas is serious. So let's go
What you wonder they skew skew me miss is this is this your nigga
Yeah. Yeah. No. Absolutely. So,
what's your relation to this man?
Like, y'all just friends and shit?
Yeah, we're just friends. So, this is a content house.
Sorry? Is this a content house?
Oh, no, no. They can't. They can't freeze.
No, no, no. I know y'all ain't get...
I'm not fucking with it sweetheart blink it twice if you need help
Yo, it's just content. It's just what's the name of your content house
I
Is this a key this amp II nigga a
Nebs looking at nigga. I'm not playing with you, bro. I'm telling you right now, bro
No, I don't know if there's some funky business going on in that house you pulling out
Is that that's a tripod? It's a tripod. Yeah, we know amen. Amen. I gotta ask these questions
Okay, you're gonna say your actual name in your content house like there's a chance for you to
No, we don't got it. We don't like like we're we're very boys. That's our name, but we don't have to have your name for
100 boys and go
Where it boys wear boys?
All right, well, I'm not a lot brothers not a bad option like you seem cool, bro
You weren't a fucking fitted hat on a bonnet, bro
So you clearly wear this fuck I like weird people because I'm weird, you know, hey, I'm gonna be deeper right now
I said, you know, say like
Hey
Bro, is you like bro? Why are you not talking to me bro? You just walking around
Cuz bro like it's a big opportunity, bro. Like I'm saying just like I want you know now
Yeah, and you taught me a bad song like this girl rock out live like if niggas are watching this in a big skill
This could get around on some cooking. She am I buried that she am I big how was that bad?
Because like I got no
What hold on bring it back to your camera, man
No, bring it back to your camera. What the fuck
It's near
I'm not gonna lie this nigga man your nostrils is out of this world bro. I fuck with you
Hey, yeah, yeah, it's not me with us. I know my bad, bro. Sorry. I didn't mean it no way
Also real shit also real shit
I have a girl, I have a girl, but none of the friend group knows that and she like, you don't know
So why is she in the attic?
Oh, her nigga left her here to go get sushi with another, with a nut
Nigger?
Or like a nigga that's that bar
Jade run!
Hey, what about you?
I didn't bring her
Sorry bro, I'm gonna bring her along, he gone
He gone, bro
Yeah, Chad, like something
Next I
Don't know Chad look a little bit questionable just a little just a little which I think though they did seem funny
They seem funny. I will give them that
Yo, there's no way
That's to speak
Yeah, I'm getting you sure there's no way nice. You see my name
So I can't I can't I can't yeah, it's crazy
Turn your camera
What's your line out of back in now hold on nigga? Yo, it's me so fast
So fuck is this a Mario Kart track? What the fuck is we touring? Okay?
Max have you ever been in Nebraska? No
But you gotta pull up bros man. Nice. I'm I shall we show you give me a tour
Okay Pikachu
I
You bro hey hey
Yo, I live Cardinal. Thank you for that sub
Lay it lay it lay it so lay your soul lay your soul
No, I don't see shit right yo BP chin. Thanks for the sub I
Can't hear you brother reading your stuff. Wait, hold on. Are you on a webcam, bro?
I like it bro. Yeah. Don't lie to me. Alright, bro. Have a good
day. I love you, bro. It's not. No, no, no, please. Yo,
yeah. Gotta join off the phone. Don't make me feel like an
asshole. Yeah, gotta join off the phone so I can tour it.
Please. Alright, next. Next. Next. Gotta go to the Mexican
household bro. Hello? Hey, hold on. Excuse me sir. Hey,
Nordic HD. I will charge back that fucking money. Stop fucking
Don't make no fucking suggestions. Next. Let's go. Yeah, yo, yo
Yeah, hello, it was good
It was good max. So before I give you this tour. I just want to explain the situation right now
So basically I got
I'm living with my tia my deal
They're two kids, my brother, my sister, my grandma, grandpa, and they each live in the
same room.
So there's two per room.
I'm the only one that doesn't have a room, well, or sharing a room.
So you and me would basically be sharing a room, okay?
Be nice, be nice, be nice.
Keep going, nigga, fuck.
Okay, okay.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
I need to see your hairline before you give a tour and explain more show that hairline
Chet this is my I'm sorry, bro. I love you, bro
But I hate this cut more than any cut in the universe
Even all the way around this nigga got the ad in the junior. Yo, look that's
You talking about bro, look that shit up, bro. It's a diva. All right. Look look
That's an idea bro. Well, you're fucking with me. No, I
Mean, I your friend not that big it's not no, it's just about it. That's about it
That's gone. But uh, would you be down to be sharing a room with me like I
Sleep on the couch. So one of us would have to sleep on the floor
Hey, bro, did I don't know if I ever told you that is but when I first moved to the phase house
I was sleeping on the couch for like a month or so. Okay, so you used to it
Hold on don't call me no broke-ass hope what I'm telling you though is I will do what it takes
But if we got make ends meet, you know, stay home. Okay, I'll never know God sometimes throws you challenges. All right
Also living LA so I'm not too far
Hmm
So so you want to see the suit up? Yeah, come on. So take take us around take it around
Okay, so basically we'd have to share the setup, but this is basically it
Try two times the night of filming. Okay. We got the
You be chilling in the lights off. I know this thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen bro. Listen bro. Joe
What
All right, bro, so look
basically
Thommy's not about popcorn silly
Talking about okay, that's what you'd be sleeping all currently. Yes
Yes, and then okay
You'd be streaming Joe pistol on the scope. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
So that's what I'm saying. We'd have to share it, you know, maybe
Wait
Bad with you
How are you taking up the whole cat?
That's fine.
I won't figure it out.
Yo, belly, keep going.
Stop playing with me.
Come on, nigga.
So, OK, like I said, it's a packed house.
OK.
So, I mean, I think my family's out there,
so I can't show you the full house.
OK.
But that's my room.
All right, all right, yeah.
All right, all right, all right, whoa.
That's a good option, bro.
Now, listen, do I be doing Taco Tuesday?
Come on, bro.
Taco Tuesday, some girl Saturday, come on.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Yo, I love my coffee.
That's my favorite.
That's one of my favorite things at LA, the taco trucks
and shit like y'all niggas.
I mean, they do be throwing it down though.
They do.
OD, OD, OD.
You ever heard of enchiladas?
No, I'm not really my mom.
No, Pusole?
No, I'm a taco and nacho guy chat.
I got to tell y'all there's enchiladas and tamales.
Stay away from me.
I love tacos.
Got a strawberry?
Huh?
Gotten inside the phrase I never had bro. I
Like I like nachos. I like burritos is cool burrito bowl. Obviously. I don't know if that's even that's probably just some Chipotle white wash
Tex-Mex shit, but tacos nachos burritos and
empanadas but empanadas isn't Mexican, right?
I'm not sure actually
Empanadas
Hey, but okay before I go. Yeah, I just want to say
Uh, you do give me the confidence I have so thank you for real?
Yes, bro. How would you say so?
Um, you know how you do stuff and you don't care what anyone thinks
I fuck with that. So I implement that
To me
I love that for you, bro
Keep being yourself always do do whatever happens bro because I understand at the end of the day
You feel me?
God forbid not gonna will but when we in the hospital better in that casket or whatever bro
The only person you would is yourself for you feel me back. So respect yourself to the utmost degree
You're a damn you're doing yourself a disservice when you let someone you feel me downplay who you are disrespect who you are
You know what I'm saying like you disrespect your soul, but be who you are. You know I'm saying
Thank you, bro. Love you. I'll talk to you later. All right
He said diva's out so that's funny. All right next no come on come on
I
Is this a podcast or a house story your ybg maxi not everyone sometimes people have nice things to say not everyone has a dick up
They ass all day so relax bro. Fuck is you talk?
Fuck is you talking about relaxing nigga? I come on
next
Not so you feel me
Was good max
Yo, baby
I know you do
why I said ill
hahahaha
yo it was good bro
listen bro we got mrs over here
anyway you can see me?
nah bro i'm telling yo came on
hey what the fuck
you see you? you can see you now
you see me now?
listen bro
see i mean niggas got
niggas got fucking
right so what you want to do
well how to turn this shit
I
You said all of us are nothing
Hold up, bro. Give me one second, bro
Oh fuck right
I do say I do see some
Y'all think for that stuff Georgie
Really man at school though, bro
Everybody know you don't believe it like semi-gay nigga at school who we all know really ain't gay cuz he good at sports
You don't do that bro at school game like this is just you supposed to do this shit in private, bro
Like just asking like damn, bro. You really gave through that's all you had to say like that's it like if I ran in the max
Real I'd be like, bro. You really like you like niggas, bro
I can't be homophobic bro. I'd have to bring ocean getting out like I can't bro like just
Cuz I ain't gonna lie bro after I've seen his nigga posting the wig I can't see here act like I ain't unfollow him on Instagram
I'm like what the hell when did I follow a trend?
Yo, go to him older brats, yo brats, yo, buddy. Give me my back. You got to give me in my bag
Yo, Nor
I
Know you could drive it next thing. Yeah, I didn't even know he was here. I'm gonna keep you mood out
Hey, boy. All right, baby
Yo, rapper do rapper do
No, my better from a long letter. What you are? How you been brother?
Hey shit. Oh shit. Hey shit. Oh, oh
If you wonder if I could I could draw on my phone account for you. I'm gonna turn my camera
Can you turn on your phone so that you can tour?
Yeah, give me one second. Let me uh, let me give you guys my phone discord and join up on here with that
Yo, Boobert, thank you for that reset
Thank you for that reset baby. Thank you for that reset. Thank you for that reset
Hey, you've been come you've been coming up out here. I see man
Everybody in the bitch like Max Max Max every happy is it's you like you you damn near like
Yeah, I don't know to compare you to you mean you up there for show now
I appreciate that bro. I appreciate it. I'm not gonna lie Robert. No, yeah, of course, but you know, you know, we've had some serious history
My nigga. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, I got some clips out of that
Uh, you know that clipping should go around so I posted that on my Instagram and all year your five stars
Yo, yeah, let me how do I join you? Do you guys got a custom invite in here like a five like a five star invite or
I
Cam on bro, yo, but do you finna let me move it
Child, let's do like
Three more three more three more
Okay, call some women bro. They got nor is the one dragon or Maya
There's no women drag
This discord like there's no women is gonna let max move in with them as I did like
Hey, thank you. I can charge back your bank account. You won't eat for seven weeks. Thank you so much. All right, smelly nigga
I don't worry the other no, um next drag please we can't wait for rapper do but he could he could wait in the lobby though
Yeah
Rapper do get your shit right though. We are now we finna get you in much
Yeah, nigga say no or do a push-up. Come on, bro
I'm not sure.
man.
Rapper do come back though, bro.
Come back. Come back, baby. Come back. Come back. Come back.
It's a man on a low.
If he ain't, let me know.
Oh,
in the head.
That's it.
Let me know.
Oh,
hear me yeah yeah it was good turn your camera over chat two more two more two
more two more what's that yeah yeah somebody make me want to spend a go bank
rough though she go back right now bro your camera is glitching like a mother
What is this?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Wait, what is this for?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
No, are you dragging out of drag?
Yes.
One more person, one more person.
I'm getting trolled.
Chad, this is unserious.
Go ahead, Wayne.
Wait, I don't hear Wayne.
What is he talking about?
I said he's dragging the last one.
I bet.
Thank you, Wayne.
Thank you, Wayne.
W. Wayne.
So, there was girls in here and you wasn't letting them show
wasn't letting them show the house that's weird as fuck hello jay donated
three dollars we are on pace to live in our cruise city Maxwell hello cat can you
hear me yeah let me turn it on take your time take your time P PG
I don't know why I do it.
Do you see the camp button?
There you go.
Okay.
What's going on, Kat?
Hi.
Dan, y'all should have a little taggy though, just a little bit.
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
So I wanted to ask you if you have a streamer prom date.
I don't.
because I'm in LA and I would love to go to streamer prom with you but I'm not
gonna lie though I don't know if I'm going to streamer prom though I'm not
gonna lie oh really but you're cool though but I'm not gonna lie how you
asking me to streamer prom you don't even know me that don't make no sense no so
we've actually met before as a shoot it was like back in the face days when you
guys were doing like content together. What show was it? Oh it was a Valentine's Day
shoot. Mm-hmm Valentine's Day shoot. Yeah. What? Like. L.A. What what what was we doing?
Do you remember? Yeah, so it was like a balloon date and I had to pick a winner.
Hmm
They saying wait you you you support Trump or some shit, why are they spamming that you just like Trump?
No
No, that's that's your political opinion. I'm just asking like be honest with me
No, I don't I'm actually not political. So I don't really care for any particular
Also phase is a slur at this point. So you have to you have to blur it out when you say
But thank you though. Yo L girl. Thank you for that. Don't know. Okay, so so how many people have you asked their problem?
Mr. Potato head nobody you're like my first pick cuz I thought that we like got along well and
You know, why do I not remember that wait? What video was that? I gotta look it up. Yeah, pull it up
It's like the pop the balloon fountain day
Oh
Foozie banger pop the balloon
Yeah
Attested
Wow, what a throwback, bro
What a throwback chat. Do you remember this? Oh
She was my no no, no not that one
I know exactly what you're talking about.
It looks like the white wall.
Yeah, and you were popping hour balloons?
Yeah.
There you go, that's me.
Wait, wait, wait.
I saw a click, that's me.
Someone that's family or family.
That's me someone that's family wait, who did you choose and loyal oh that's easy
Someone that's family oriented and hard worker and
If I was your Valentine, we're more interested in him
If I was your Valentine, where would you take me?
They want to kill my work
Why'd your voice hit that beat?
Wait, hold on, why was my balloon popped?
I don't know why.
Who did you choose?
I don't remember, it was so long ago.
Now, cat.
But, I got invited to streamer prom, and I would love for you to be my date.
K.
Sweetheart.
Make that damage!
JZ93 dollars.
This is just under the house of ScanMax 101.
Latin streamer Kat got exposed for the following, being a Trump and ICE supporter despite hiding
it and claiming to be false as posted MAGA tweets on her account back in 2010 lying about
her age.
Damn y'all need to get a whole deep dive on this girl
Holy smoke
Wait now I got see the teeth on some nosy shit. I can't help myself sometimes like come on, bro
Are we all nosy y'all got to be nosy? I'll be asking me about my life and shit we send the link
Hey, I
Fuck with the new fan base. Wait, what is this? Hold up?
My favorite evil! My favorite evil!
This thing is a evil! You're not a demon! You're not a demon!
You're not a demon! You're not a demon!
I think he's on series as hell, like, bro.
Bro, don't harass him, bro. Can y'all resend the link, though?
Hold on.
No, no, no! Did Charlie, did you know Charlie Perk personally?
Wait, this photo's not even me bro, you photoshopped yourself at this photo.
Here's your no CK person.
Wait, she, she allotting in with Charlie?
What the fuck?
She, she was allotting in with Charlie bro.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Oh no fucking, you went to high school with Charlie.
Bro, you dance the fucking dance.
Say you wanna lie to that old.
Well, no, I love my son.
And then he says,
Say you wanna lie!
Say you wanna lie!
Say you wanna lie!
Yeah, and your son is lying.
And your son is lying.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, stop.
Wait, so how do they know?
Like, I just hear this and they go,
laughing and shit, like,
bro, play with the girl.
What the fuck?
Thursday thoughts, happy peace day, and last day of the summer, true happiness,
Trump executive order imposing more sanctions, hashtag Marvel. Oh no, I don't
know, bro. I don't know. She Charlie, she Tywin Charlie. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know I
Don't know
My favorite D but that boy Max can X off what you talking about. What is this Instagram link?
You just linked me Zach be a what do you want me to do with this post not for real which I
Drake yo ZB why why you ain't tell me about this one though? What the fuck ZB?
The fuck no this is throwing me off
like no why he ain't tell me about this one bro the talent has dropped and the
talent
this is two weeks I've heard this all right anyways Chad we done with uh house
tours thank you Wayne thank you Nora clap it up for them W.A.W.
make it clap for me yo my friend
W.A.W. YouTube it thank you Fuji okay Chad now we should definitely go through
artists do we have any base to react to just ask Ava yo bro listen don't make me
make her name Voldemort in the chat again I'm not playing with you listen
Yuri Ava grace I'm at peace nigga I'm being all those names in the chat everyone
names should be at a bespoke just I'm being in a way we're at peace it's a
new era bro we moving out the house bro let's leave all this shit behind bro
Yes, bro, just let the name free, bro.
It should have never been blocking the first place.
That's so childish, mods.
Why did y'all do that?
I was able to, I will say, I blocked Isaiah on TikTok.
I had to block her.
Cause it was awesome.
She like, I'm like, damn bro, like this little Asian girl,
like she looked too good.
Seeing her would get mad.
So I had to block her, but that's childish too.
Y'all ever did that too?
Brand didn't go crazy.
Think for the problem, so.
Cause it's like, yeah, I know where y'all see somebody and it's like damn, they look
good and it's like, but I know nothing is happening here.
It's not like we're not going to start dating, like we're not taking each other serious,
so I'm not trying to get reminded how good you look.
Like that's just going to get me mad.
That's my friend though.
Yo, Savage, sniper, thanks for the sub.
Alright, what videos?
Do we have any videos to react to before we do songs?
In the meantime though, in the meantime though,
I met Jigali, I was mumbling.
They finished our spamming, yeah, just cause they're trolls.
Rapper dude donated one dollar, you forgot me.
Rapper dude, you was bullshitting.
Oh, by the way, Beyonce is the goat.
The goat, like she might be.
Listen, I don't care what nobody say.
I got Rihanna, Beyonce, now I'm not finna rank.
I can't rank the Queens, bruh.
I can't rank the Queens, bruh.
I can't, I'm not gonna do it, I'ma leave it alone.
I'ma leave it alone.
I'ma leave it alone, but I'ma leave it alone.
Rock nation word, anytime I say I like it.
California needs a permanent fix to this
violence-poor process.
The state's fair plan and insurance rates
are increasing as much as 200%.
While billboard orders state huge cuts of victim silence.
Demand action.
Yo, what's a genre of music y'all like that,
like you don't tell nobody, you just enjoy by yourself.
At wildfirebictimsfirst.com.
Fuck Hype, whoa, you better watch your mouth saying that shit.
Them niggas more powerful than I'm trying with niggas.
I'm telling you right now.
So I ain't saying that shit.
Slow down, we are music alternatives.
What group is this, Jack?
watch this. See what we're
I don't think it's 100 bro, niggas will all be heard.
yo what the fuck yo no I'm not gonna lie chat message of the
heavy week Max can we get new emotes new house what emails do you want though
bro dad let me know what emails I want
first drop em off donated one dollar when you touched down in ATL hit me I
seen you've been on that move should let me know I'll get you right with Brandon
the Baba. Now y'all are hilarious bro. Like genuinely, y'all are so fucking funny. I love
you guys so fucking much to the death. I love you guys so much. Anyways though, was there
any other, what other videos you're supposed to watch? Or I'm tweaking. Did we watch all
the videos we were supposed to watch? I think so but it might be time for the artists. It
might be. But I do gotta go to the bathroom so y'all need to get a lift. What y'all want
Listen to bro. I got y'all don't even worry
I got y'all this is a classic bro, you can't even get mad at this bro real shit though
come on set
My whole life has changed
Since you came in
I knew I'd done you were the best I was
I'm so in love, so deep in love My whole life has changed
Since you came in, I knew back then You were the step, so I'm
I'm so in love, so deep in love As you know you are my bae
So keep it real, I inspect your thread As I can't love, no thought
Got the glimpses you caught, so please smile
And they know you are my bae And they gave me something I know today
I can't believe you let me beat your case
So now I gotta bring that glock with me
That glock with me, whole block with me
We gon' fly get any nigga that's stoppin' me
What's poppin' me? Do you rock with me?
Slowly sets you down, but you're stoppin' me
My whole life has changed
Since you came in, I'm not the same
I thought you were the one
But you fucked me over
Alright dawg, my whole life has changed
Since you came in, I'm not the same
I say my thoughts you were the one
But you fucked me over, you're a dog
I cannot stress, I cannot stress, you're still
Jesse!
And I suck is nothing now I'm finna go to jail, jail, jail, jail, jail
And you know God's eyes are open now I'm right up in his cell
And you know I can't even catch me, smack my ass and now it's pill
I just knotted in my drawers and now they're singing in my trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills, trills
That's a good ass song, bro.
That's a good ass song, bruh.
you
you
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you
you
I don't watch this music.
This is a full-star world premiere!
Baby fucking glitch, mega!
I don't regret this song or this music video at all, it's an important lesson, learning
lesson for me.
Very important.
Shout out baby Glitch and shout out goodbye night.
He say you donated one dollar. Hey Max I love your work. Would you do a collab stream with Lance Savali?
The ground
I want to spend
Shatter this next house, bro. We got a mix of legendary music
Legendary music, bro. We had to bro
Underrated
This is underrated this shit got a lot of hate
I
Miss my dress I'm glad I'm going back
Let's see what else what else
I'ma snap to shit
I wish it's tight on the low
So I'm so passive sick
Y'all was an average through the fairly passive shit
Fuck, you know that's my baby
I'ma fuck with this
Fuck, ran out of fuzz
Gotta love to flip
Yes, she lie and tell me yes, she says to sell a bitch
I know she lie and tell me
Cause the wish was like a dick
Yes, she on like this
Cause we up in this bitch
Yeah, you got it all on my god
I listen to shit
Just a flaw on the trumpet
All I know of
Tell her love is the wish she can't throw
Oh, you took my soul
Oh, the chopper take a soul
Oh, yes, she on me all alone
Oh, yeah, I'm on my nigga's tape
You got to listen to this not you on the stream four days ago talking about me did you not call me
a video did you not call me a bitch in that video bro you want me to tell you what happened
it was the last time i spoke on you you want me to tell you what happened never lie chat this
This should have been legendary, bro.
This should have been so legendary, bro.
You know, I look back at like 10 years and like,
legendary, like none other one-on-one.
Okay, what, okay, what, okay, what, okay, what?
I'm on the old one.
Come on, stop right there, bro.
Take a photo.
You get it, bro.
Let me see.
This is the J. H. M. R. C. I know.
Now, it's the first time.
What's this one?
This one's not.
You got a book in there, I know it's not.
Last of me.
Yeah.
First group ended up donated one dollar.
What's good Max?
It's really me, Bruce.
Yo, Maz.
I know.
You got me on my back, Eddie.
This nigga said so, so let me go.
What happened?
I thought we, I thought I flipped this nigga, yeah.
You got it right.
Tam, Florida.
It's the only highlight we're showing.
I want it, nigga.
I want it.
What's up?
Nah, niggas was doing whatever, bro.
Chay, I used to be fat, Lil Key.
What's up?
This is the cage that I've ever seen.
And this was Pete Bbl a I don't know chat. I think I deflated my shit. I don't know why
Not gonna lie. Oh
No, bitch. Oh
What other what's the cause that we have?
I'm trying to think black boy max
No
What the fuck? Go ahead, nigga, magic controller, man. I said go.
The fuck?
I feel it's near, I feel the distance, I feel it's near
Loosing you is my biggest fear, and wiping all my eyes and it's tears
You spit my heart into two, these feelings when I'm with you
I feel something like the flow, we stuck together like glue
I was such a fuck it fool, I wish I had a re-dome
I'm not usually blown with joy, I feel like
Running through the fire to make you mine
We got all the money to buy some time
Wish that there's a plan to press rewind
Us against the words of you and I
I really think we're better friends
Can't deal with time, time, you left me for dead
Started with friendship, but you're one and one
I can't stop till you, I feel so much stronger
Why you treat me like this? What if we always fight again?
The regular you don't like me, and then such a shame
Boy has left me flanged, yeah, I don't want to blame on her
This is the one that always get me bro, I stay crying to this shit, only like once though,
like twice, like seven times.
I guess I'm you, you're so tight, I see you're a hard guy
I guess I'll last up my thousand, then I'll go on
Honestly, I miss you, and I hate it when I fall in love
Yeah, I know I fucked up and I just sit and reminisce about your thoughts that we had
And I can't believe you won't don that shit, it hurt me bad
I just want some time, wish you were my key for this day
If one boy said, wait until these days
I won't believe that it comes from your late
And I feel like I fooled myself
Cause I put away all your shame
I really hate explaining myself
Cause I don't know how to express how I feel
Every time I try to give you the world
It's like a media concussion for hell
Yeah, it's like a media concussion for hell
I can't love you no more myself
I can't trust you no more, trust myself
Your love is your sin
I think the world can blame me
And so when God and she help me
I can't fuck, it's on you
It's on time to get a hold of God
I can't slow a long step, my dogs are down, come on
I say I'll mess you and I'll hit a room full of
Your love is your sin
And she'll regret her own she had me
And it's so taxie that I'll die
I guess I'll lost a lot of blood, so no come on
I'll just stay on this good-bye, and I won't fall alone
I
Bang, bro
Bang, bro. I should have gone Spotify. That's all too much music fellow if it's the outro
I'm glad I released that shit, but it's one of my favorite songs out of me like
You know a song girl you come back to it like a year later still listen to it like this first time you heard it
You know, that's really the goal of this shit make sure that lasts forever
or whatever, not just some short term shit,
which is what I learned from turn up.
That's why I said I don't look at that song.
Cause you gotta, you know,
you gotta make mistakes to learn real music.
I don't really like this song.
You're the one I can tolerate You're the one I thought I spent my life with
Jimmy Orlastow, Trisha Lennon, ISIS You get mad at my friends being biased
But baby, that was right
You ain't love me how I love you
You ain't love me how I love you, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yeah, you said I already knew that you had to face it
Why did I not have left like you should?
You were so stuck up in your ways
And I was so in love to change
But now our life is in a grave
You showed us your colors, so thank you
I can't even be grateful
No, I should have disgraced you
No, I should have disgraced you
No one would be on my own
No one would be in my zone
All this is enough to sell
Don't you miss those unmasked you can pay the lose
You're the one I can tolerate You're the one I don't want to ask about my life with
Did we all have to treat you the nicest? You can't man and my friends be in bodies
But baby, that was right You ain't love me how I love you
You ain't love me how I love you, yo, yo, yo
Yeah, I haven't listened to this in like four years or whatever, three years in a row,
I made it.
It's pretty good.
That's a big trippy right there.
The trippy used it on his album as like, he used it as an intro, it wasn't a song, it's
like an interlude, he was talking on it, so I'm like, fuck, this beat is amazing.
Damn, that's a good throwback right there, bro.
Type shit.
Hey, I love you all, though.
Have a lot of them.
You made a lot of good shit.
It's getting started.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What is this?
Is this shit a three times speed or three four speed this shit is
Y'all heard of this damn before there's a feeble little horse
From indie artists be having a shit as the most random shit ever feeble little horse with the flow
If you want to make a song to the beat right now
No, I don't hop on I'm not gonna hop on I don't really hop on like instrumentals no more cuz it's like
My niggas might make the most amazing shit, and now it's like I can't even share over the world
Which sometimes shit not meant to be but
It's good to at least have the option
I'm sleepy let's go to sleep Maya Maya put your head on a pillow Maya
What you mean let's go to sleep
what you mean you never do gang I deaf I do I do myself myself was one of them
to that I don't know 600k is crazy damn I like out bro what nigga on a random
page it's a fucking producer page right I wonder if like in 15 years 10 years
and read the biggest shit in the world like if niggas don't find all the old archive music, who knows
origami, now shout out to silk, that was really silk best verse to this day and my eyes like
They just soaked me in shit.
I'm crazy all day, jail is just about it.
Now you're moving around, I don't need nobody.
The scene's moving on, you see me going about it.
I see you blowing up, you wanna play catch up.
That's when you start to bludgeon, yeah, I brought you tiredly.
Yeah, I thought you was, I love you, I'm on the top of town.
There a finished version of myself.
There is, but...
Bro, I've lost a lot of my music, guys.
But now I have it all safe.
Like I say from like 2024
Five forever the first version of that to know I have anything before that
Probably got lost in some shit in the middle got lost too
All right, let's look at song Wars artists come on hurry up. Let's do it. Let's do it. We got a link
Who had a link who got a link y'all max Pete this what is this?
Who here fuck with Slater
Oh
Yeah, that is she inspired me though for sure hearing everything that in this video is fire shout out slayer
Um
We gotta make some legendary music in this new house. This new house gotta be most legendary yet
For sure for sure for sure for sure
For sure, I feel like we made music this year, but like
Like
I don't know
my favorite
Music we made this year so far and that song is getting released and we are putting a feature on it is
Actually blooming garden. I'm not gonna lie because it was new for me. It felt like it just felt good making it
It felt fun like it felt like he wanted to be there. It felt genuine. Yeah, it's hard like when I'm
I don't feel like speaking about this
Cuz and it's not about me speaking to y'all. It's just that when I say something to y'all I say it to the world
so it's like
You know, it's like imagine having a convo with your friend, but it's like
There's a whole arena people watching
But you don't know they're there you're just talking to your friend like you're probably
Anyways though
Okay, let me find this Google form I'll get someone worse. Let's do it
Goddamn 3000 nigga 3000 submissions. All right, let's get to it. All right chat baby bar the air
How I feel about baby bar the air listen right now for anyone that's confused
I want to do song worth in a week and so we got to get artist so we gotta go through baby bar the air
Let's check out baby bar the air first. We're gonna pull up
baby bar the year baby bar the year baby bar the year
Baby Bardy here now my boy Morgan did some shit with him and also I think I think Davo did some shit with him
We're gonna go through each people will go through I say chat let's go through like what's I think like 20 to 50 names
Let me know if y'all fuck with him. Yes or no
This this entree though, we gotta get the bar to your
What's baby body air best song let's let's just go we're gonna do everyone best song
That's how we're gonna do it baby bar to your real fashion nigga. I've heard this. Let's do each of my pockets
I'm gonna put my soul for the folks
I'm gonna put my soul for the folks
I'm gonna put my soul for the folks
I put hundreds and each of my patches
Pitch out LVJ like she likes
Put your body in her line, catch it
Take your heart to the toes, you're on the walls
I made it low up on you, fuck me, fuck me
By the way, I'm letting y'all know for this underground
I mean, for this song, words, I really want to diversify the genres, okay?
So I might only get a couple underground
sounding, you know what I'm saying?
And I don't view underground as like a...
I don't view underground as like a...
like uh i don't view underground is like oh you're a bubbling artist underground is like a sound to me
if that makes sense at this point so um yeah
all right baby buddy here how y'all feel i'm never that it's your fire i'm gonna write him down
This should fire up and hurt each of my pockets now these are potential people
bro all right potential August song wars okay bullet it list August baby
Bartier next next up hey guapo hey guapo hey guapo top five sexiest wait what top
five sexiest niggas nigga I did this on stream nigga bro fucking you talking
about this is a good list of me but I put people um I hate guapo okay what all
that I want
why you ain't put me five you all the way
Oh, yeah, we ain't ever been in the middle of all this
I'm just that you're left with my tears, I'm so free
So, it's sad that I don't care
I don't think that I want you
There's some stuff that's missing, but yeah, I won't
And I won't
And I won't pick the sides hot
But I'm gon' give you everything that you want
And I won't
And I won't pick the sides hot
But I'm gon' give you everything that you want
I
Know this girl. Hey, I remember where she was on the song words. Okay. Oh
What's her name? I forget she varied talented though. You're done. I'm set up there
Okay, y'all fuck with Guapo
I fuck with what he's doing, bro, I'm not gonna lie
Fuck what it is doing. I would want to check out more of this shit. I'm not gonna lie
Cuz if I want it if I'm gonna get this sound like the R&B roomie like I want really make sure like
We're covering that so and I do have someone in mind for that, but this shit is fired up
I thought with that PZ chain 9 be a Badooby Clare O okay, okay?
Okay, I don't know if I'm gonna have a size limit on this because be a Badooby Clare O
Well, actually everyone here except I'd say PZ is pretty big of an artist
You know what I'm saying Che
Has done song Wars before
Be able to do being Claire. I don't know
I might rather do in the booth with them than a song Wars
The thing with song Wars and song Wars gives us a chance to like have niggas on and then be like hmm
Okay, let's do it in the booth for the poor example like we did with Slayer. You know I'm saying I'm gonna write down PZ for sure though
Ah
That fuck with Clarell drag nuts
All right, I fuck with drag nuts drag nuts do that DMV shit now. There's two DMV niggas out fuck with I fuck with drag nuts
I fuck with boo having I fuck with other being being obviously like Nino paid etc. Let's check out. Let's try to check out
I see someone in the chat say easy first round exit Rachel you just said you like to be so
So you think it's ass.
I already know these games, but I respect that, though.
Listen, do y'all fuck with them?
Drag nuts.
Now, I know y'all saying first round exit,
but last time we did song words, remember,
it was just one song and then the highest vote won.
I think that's how I wanna do it, Chad.
We gotta make this song words crazy.
It's been a little while since we did one.
I'm gonna write down drag nuts.
SZA, nah, too big, too big, too big.
This is supposed to be for artists
that are kinda bubbling rise and new,
you know what I'm saying?
And even then, Cezanne, we get it. Cezanne, we gonna end up in the motherfucking booth.
Clocksticks? Do I know blocksticks?
Clocksticks. Clocksticks. I've never heard it.
I've never liked blocksticks.
Clocksticks. Somebody homeboy?
Shit, he might be fire.
I
Keep going bro keep going keep going keep going keep going
1 a.m. I haven't heard of 1 a.m. In a little minute chat one am like what's he up to bro?
I do this thing is to release music and that's not a good thing but I don't like being able
to say that, bro, like...
I'ma be honest, bro, I fuck with 1AM a lot, but, bro, I do not, like...
I want niggas who are hungry, bro.
Like, that ass, bro.
Like, why did he go a year without dropping music? Does anyone know?
Like his music is fire. I fuck with him. I tried to get him in past songwars, and I don't think he wanted to do it
so
you know
Shout out to bro. No little oh
I fuck yeah, I know I fuck my nigga my ring man. I actually got culprits. I haven't spoken in a long minute
But I don't think it's for him
Okay, let's keep going baby man do anyone know baby man baby man baby man baby man
baby
Baby man, baby man, boy.
Yeah, I'm gonna fight my feet on the ground pain if I restart I can't move enough your tunes have a mouth to count for me
I make a new year's sound and then oh wait my neighbor this is a change I know bro
I've been back to enjoy the music I got so so so
Give me a hold of the ring before
This beat is fire like, check, crazy
I'm not gonna lie, bro
I fuck what it sounds to, it's different
It's not necessarily for me, but it's different
I fuck with that
You know that means he staying true to himself
Doing his own shit
The beat is fire, I'm not gonna lie
Let me hear something else
Boy
Oh, so this song, wait
This song went viral
Oh, he was in the needed or keep, bitch
Shout out to bro. Shout out to bro. Let's keep going though. Shout out to bro. Shout out to baby man. Baby money's the same person
Curve BK BK to rule a little B nigga if base guy was in a song wars
Y'all listen bro
She already is my nigga, so I mean, it's not no troll, but it's not no troll.
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Repeat Matt proxy chat. I fuck with Matt proxy
Prada bag sorry now. I'm not gonna lie bro Prada bag was supposed to be in the last one chat
Let me know bro. Let me know
Let me know
I
Mean judging it's gonna be funny nigga
Wait he scams your man's wait what he's getting them I thought it was just beefing he scammed a nigga for why?
Don't tell me it's over a beat
Pharrell, he scammed him.
God damn nigga, how much money bro?
$500.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Like, come on bro, why?
Chad, wait, I don't fuck with Mac Proxy.
Slayer was in the last one.
Iris, Chad, I fuck with Iris,
Blu was in the last one.
See, I put in a lot of Taylor Jasmine.
Oh, she do make music, NF.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to do this on my own, bro,
Cause like I put one job, see it's either one genre or like niggas is putting fucking
root petting a hood of like, which hood of Barry Townsend and shit.
I think new, I think, um, what's it called is to Fox BD don't want to do this.
He don't want to do no internet shit.
I don't know if I told you all this, but I had enough for the last one.
He said it was good Fox.
I said, what's up nigga?
I said, yo, I'm doing this song or do you want to be part of it?
He said, yeah, bro, it's lit, bro.
What is that?
I said, bro, you guys just doing discord.
He said I don't do that five. I'm like, all right, bro
So I was like, all right, so maybe I don't know hopefully we do some shit one day down the line. You from me
I'm like, all right, buddy. Thank you. Hey, hey, hey
Iris, I see a lot of people putting iris. Oh, I know this nigga met him
Only knew myself
I want to mix this one up though it should be different like it should be for newer
artists but it should be some different like we got touch different
Not to put bros against each other though but which I rather have iris or diamond like
I'm telling y'all bro, I'm really trying to be selective like a touch different, you know
Jason and we
Why not both? I'm not saying I wouldn't have both but just in case shout out my nigga phasal so so camo talented right wave
Create joy T banks need let me know if y'all see anybody that y'all fuck with Jace shout out my nigga, Jace
But the hood saint was in the last one Jane remover
I look he never really heard Jamele move her music if I'm being honest
Let's take this out real quick
All right, what is your recently sure
I know double my brother so
Wait, what?
This is not what I was expecting.
I thought they made like a, is their, my bad bro, I'd really be trying to respect the
promos, I don't know, I'm gonna just say they, I thought they made more like JD's type of
music.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know you don't fuck with them, but that's not bad
We got to go over judges to remind me before we finish this okay next
Drake sir untray. I see a lot of people saying sir untray niggas said low key silky
Fat Mac
Fat Mac is in it. He got a song with Cardi, right?
Damn, bro, they still leaking this shit.
They still leaking this shit.
Wait, which fat got this song with Cardi?
That's fat smack.
God damn.
Yo, what's that one song?
What's bro?
That song is fire, bro.
Thanks for watching.
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City boy mo okay, I
Didn't like what I was going Reggie cuz a judge
City boy mo oh, it's an artist. That's an artist nigga. Tell me a song by Fat Mac. That's fire anger
Nigga y'all not even saying English bro yellow
Yellow folk
I
Don Julio and Hellcats.
They's very...
Don Julio and Hellcats.
Fuck with this. I'm not gonna lie though. I do fuck with it.
Just off first hearing shit.
first hearing shit, fat smack better, but I'ma listen to more of this shit. Shout out
fat mac, I'll fuck with this girl. She's smooth. Slayer again, Elliot. Let me know when to
stop chat.
Me, they like niggas is trolling me, bro. Niggas put that ad, that's how I know you trolling
chat. I fuck with Lilo. Lilo been dropping. What's this game, bro, chat? I wanna, yo,
I gotta understand, bro, the first class we did this year,
like we're in that song wars.
The first class we did this year, bro, like, nigga,
there was a lot of hungry people on here.
Undeniable hunger, slayers undeniably hungry,
babyface eat undeniably hungry,
teases undeniably hungry, babycheek.
Bro, look at these artists on here
and look how many have been going crazy this year.
Trimbing on crazy, I don't give a fuck what you're saying,
whether you wanna say it or not,
whether you like it or not, she's been going crazy.
Baby Sheep Do It has a charting fucking song, my nigga.
Baby Sheep Do It has a charting fucking song.
Teases done broke out, Slayer done broke out,
Baby Face E drops some shit, shit going crazy.
Real shit though, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, bro, we gotta get Niggaz on here
who's really hungry that want this shit.
Pretty fun.
I think I got pretty fun on a song before, bro.
But I don't know if he will be down again.
Let's see, die like.
Y'all fucking with Lilo?
Is
Right down leave a fucker bro, I've been here in the ship a while. I think he just
I
Fucker, bro, I'm ready now. So I'll be low
Bitch you childish as hoe peasy. I got peasy rent now
All right, bro, play with me one more time. Watch what happened like full government like y'all niggas got me fucked up right now, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro
Seth Petty snow strippers
Hmm, Seth Petty. I don't know why that name make me want to search it up. Seth Petty, City Boy Moe.
Everybody spam Sky T, City Boy Moe, City Boy Moe.
I
Need to say we all was that name sounds super familiar we all bids
No strippers so what if I'm a freak I mean snow strippers been lit no
Yeah, I think snow strippers what they is they too big for this or no, I don't know. I don't know how to gauge size really
So when the fire were free, I hope they hold myself and don't care when you put me in the air
Cause I'm stressed with my feelings, cause the effects call this where we're at
Nega said dirty slut music, time now nigga
My nigga, you see two white girls in a bikini in this dirty slut music, come on, bro.
Come on, bro. Call me a little horny ass, now.
It is dirty slut music. Oh, is that what it's supposed to be? Is that like their thing?
I'm gonna write them down. Snow strippers. Snow strippers. These, these a little, I mean
It's like what are we going for cuz I mean niggas could get these but it's just like
Bro, it's like at a certain point my nigga like I rather give this like we like these is
Established you know what I'm saying. I want to get newer people
All right, this is kind of saying the same names.
I'm gonna get in my bag and do my own shit.
Before we are done with this part though, fuck, I just closed out the tab.
Let's talk judges, oh wait, underscores.
Y'all saying underscores?
Yeah, let's check out underscores.
I keep, yeah, put names in the chat, low key.
Bull having?
I fuck with bro.
bro I want different like chat please not just one genre bro thank please give
me different shit like that's the whole point of bringing people together
giving different sounds and shit
I'm not on the rancher.
You're hate looking back.
I told her I'm unaware.
Business is going on.
I'm not here, baby.
You got it. Tell me you want it.
Tell me you want it.
You're slacking off.
Baby
For sure, thank you for putting me on I'm a dog deeper nation. This is not the song was this by the way, please don't take that
And think it's delicious
100% not there might be one person on this list that makes it
Anyone else that anyone anyone anyone baby kale?
How's baby kelvin doing chat? She's been dropping. I haven't heard
I got a bad skin and money, trust that coke we feel like chill, I got a little coke up in my cup, uh, ain't real shit, eat on CVT, I got a bad home shit, pay for me, fuck right.
Alright, let's do it, let's talk judges, chat, let's talk judges. Let's talk judges. Let's talk judges real quick. Fire off names, let's go. Fire off names, let's go.
Let's go.
I want to do this now so we can make this motherfucker happen.
Elliot, I hit up my boy Elliot.
I see Dante, Sean C.S.
Let me hit him in advance.
Goza cat, Nick, she would be down to judge.
Funny mic.
I definitely want to try to keep it music related, guys.
But I'm open to other things.
Like, XQC would be a random ass judge on some fried shit
his son too.
Um, definitely want to get our duties or nick at night was a good as judge last time
not gonna lie
Z is if I would go Dante or Z is slash be in B. Lou you feel me like I wouldn't
Definitely want to get some producer there would be cool to get like Mike Dean or some shit like on some like what the fuck
Like we got bring world together. Yeah, I know that's what some were great at
Saucy Santana would be a funny as judge low-key if he's down
Haskell would refer to you be a funny judge, too
Who else T-Pain keep him probably down damn y'all freezing the fucking chat. Yeah, I like y'all
Geo
Lucky I think lucky were judge, but I don't know if lucky would be
I gotta do this. You might be on some more chill shit for two
Okay, okay talking me talking me talking me cold Bennett I
Want people that really gonna speak their mind. No chat. You know what I'm saying
We want outspoken people whiz whiz will probably do this
I definitely it would be cool to get some legacy shit whiz will probably do this whiz be streaming. I'd be cool
That would be cool
Slushy noobs that is some random shit
Yeah, like I want a call to be like what the fuck are all these people going to get there?
Jinxy jinx might be a good as judge to be honest
I want to get music heads and then I also want to get people that might not necessarily be you know
I'm saying you get all these people know no no no potential judges potential judges
okay cool sounds good I'll come back Lizzo yeah look you
shout out Lizzo all right before I go 2026 ciphers did the ciphers come out yet or no
I
Don't think they did I think they're gonna come out this week. Yeah
Okay, they got me like me if you make me like y'all and I wouldn't be on shit when it come to Jersey if it ain't some
Lot of 30 day most likely talking about Chris
Why?
The man on the corner just call me your private the man in the mirror just gotta be locked
I am the man that did not be forgotten and the more regular live on the tour and I barely remember what day it is
Why does it sound like this?
What the fuck?
Cameraman get put in your face and a young nigga turn to a motherfucking alien
Hard enough this if you cannot do this nigga shut the fuck up
Don't talk to me with my whistle that hard it got as if it's all like I'm riding with team on me zoomie xxl just some word of advice
It's 2026 brother niggas have all the time
Thanks all.
Holy ghost on me, I'm outta my body, prayed up in a lobby, then churn out the party.
I before 10, then get back to my study, I sort up the soda post, how to live golly for real.
I was just broke and lonely, now Rich got all these kinfolk.
She ain't trying to make no bread, then what the fuck you helpful?
These niggas broke, they going fed, they outcha givin' in for
These beat cool, but they ain't really my flay.
They be callin' me a white whore the whole time, my great grandma was a slave.
I
So motherfuckers sick and tired of him that rat Lona freeze that shit Gucci did I made no Atlanta ways
They love hot nigga talking got a deep voice came from Carolina
I got cubs up in Detroit bad minds. I treat cars just like sweet toy fuck with this nigga
I thought with this nigga
I thought with this voice came from Carolina. I got cubs up in Detroit bad minds
I treat cars like sweet toys came to the hood and check in you need a detour
You know how I'm coming bitch. I'm coming hard bad bitch. You shaking one my wealth bitch. I'm bullet ball
He wouldn't even know but I won't let him
Oh fuck with yk. Let me write her down for this shit
X Excel I'm stealing her
Rockin double season then I took a drink a couple be ready to tease and then I heard you told you bit the cheese my first lemon
squeeze I did my first draw I didn't freeze double season then I to the
Drake got a couple bees picked up body teasing then I heard you told you bit
the cheese my first lemon squeeze I did my first draw I didn't freeze now I'm
on double legs at a ill I ain't had no cosign I did this by myself ministry so
burnt out cuz niggas this gon' tell so if you do that shit you might as well do
with your seal.
Not nothing on the mic, bro.
I'm not a lot of X though,
cause we just want to hear some good sounding shit.
But look, where the fuck is Trim?
She just did a freestyle on set, fuck it.
Princess that touched the platform.
These hoes was pushing 40 when I got my platform.
See, by the age of 21, I might have platform.
I'm in the Princess Palace, come put my flats on.
My life.
I wonder why it's, I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like the Cypher like,
I had never heard of someone doing a freestyle
but then opting out to Cypher.
Only person I heard do that was Trippy, but I don't know.
Oh well, what the fuck do I know?
I'm only playing Boy Max.
You know, real shame.
I'm just a mere mortal.
Anyways though guys, chat amazing stream.
I hope you all enjoyed today.
Today was fun as fuck, fun as fuck.
I will see y'all in probably, I think two days.
I got some merch, shit to handle,
cause oh boy, oh boy, next week we got busy at week.
Wednesday, I'm linking up.
Wish on paper.
Thursday, taking a lecture.
Friday, new song.
Saturday, new crib.
Love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, yeah
Hopefully
Your love
It's yours then
But it's mine
And she's my girl
And she's not me
I like your advice to the day
Sometimes you're a hard guy
Like a solo
So I'm gonna
Do it
Keep fucking it up
I just say it's over
And by the time that we had, and I can't realize that one, I'm gonna say,
Herb it at the edge, until I have some time, which I'm gonna keep it steady.
So that I can lay out myself, where should we leave this?
I don't believe in any cuts from your lives, and I feel like I've fooled myself.
Cuz I put away all your shit, I really hate explaining myself.
Cuz I'm hard to express how I feel, every time I try to give you the world,
It's like a media concussion for him
Yeah, it's like a media concussion for him
I can't let you all love myself
I can't trust you wrong, trust myself
Yeah, you're not a chance to
you
you