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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, what is that how you all doing?
Oh my lord, I feel like I haven't stopped moving since I stopped streaming yesterday.
Oh, but I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry I'm a little bit late, but I am here
and I'm ready to do this. I've got some exciting things to announce.
Exciting things to announce. Okay, so first let's get the world of tanks.
Let's get the World of Tanks shenanigans out the way.
So what is there to announce with regards to the World of Tanks?
Well, Benedict Cumberbatch has announced
what the free gift will be this year.
The free gift is the phantom, the phantom.
How are you meant to say it in French?
Phantom, probably a phantom, oui, oui, oui.
Yeah, so the phantom phantom is a tier nine French should really do a move book
come on for it tier nine French reward medium tank which is quite similar to
G saw the tank and pattern the tank if any of you remember them from last year
you get it just from logging in from this Friday so starting from this
Friday on to the first of January you will get the phantom just for log
again. If you don't log in between Friday and January, you will not get the phantom and yeah,
sucks for you, I guess. But that's life. And as far as I'm aware, they've never brought back
Pat in the tank or G saw the tank. So I'm pretty sure they won't bring back phantom the tank,
if you want to call it that. So yes, would recommend it. Again, if you haven't played World of Tanks
since September, he says, if you haven't played World of Tanks since September, not only will you get
the Phantom, not only will you get one tech tree, you'll get a whole extra tech tree, 15,000
bonds, 2,500 gold, like 30 days of premium as far as I remember, you get pretty much everything.
So if you're not going to come back to World of Tanks, well, we're giving tried.
We're giving really tried, honestly, they like really, really, really tried.
So yeah, it'll be really interesting to see what the player numbers cap out on,
because if the player numbers also had a heck of,
whoa, it's a lot shorter, hooray,
but it's also annoying when it's so fresh and floaty.
What else am I gonna say?
Yeah, so if you don't come back,
then I guess we'll give me tried.
I will be doing a full review on the Phantom this Friday,
so that should be good.
Yes, the other thing to announce,
A couple of announcements. Firstly, a massive thank you to Bloody Beer Belly, who donated
£1,000 to cancer researchers. He's going to be at a wedding, I believe, this Saturday.
So Beer Belly, thank you, thank you, thank you so much for the incredible, incredible
1,000 pound donation for cancer research.
You've been a huge supporter of the charity streams.
Thank you very much for starting this one off with an absolute blast.
The reason why I'm highlighting this now,
oh my god, there I am,
the reason why I'm highlighting this now
is because I had to make a change.
Okay, look, full disclosure.
Previously, there was no opportunity to
get Lobstep banned for cancer research.
So, beer barely, I'm sorry. There's nothing that I can do about it now. I'd also like to
apologize to Nosii who actually voted for Lobstep to be mod with £45, but I'm switching the poll
from special effect to cancer research. Now, the reason for this is, the reason for this is,
I'm doing something very cool for special effects this year. And that is that there is a
dedicated auction house. So for the very first time in Quacky Baby Charity history, since I've
been doing this since 2013, I have got access to Tiltify's pretty cool auction house system.
And there are four things that are being auctioned off. They will all support special effect,
full disclosure, I believe there is a 5% platform fee and then a 2% auction house fee.
But I did contact the charities and I asked if they had better solutions for the auction house system.
But I think considering that it's going to be handling payment processing and all of this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Boom. I think this is going to be a very good system.
So there are four things that are up for grabs.
Now, they all end at 10 o'clock on Saturday.
I'm not sure if I'll change
the end times to try and stagger them.
I might try and change the end times to
stagger them to maybe do them
every 15 minutes or something.
That could be pretty crazy.
So let me clarify.
The end times are subject to change.
The end times are subject to change.
I hope I can change them after people have been it.
Maybe I can, maybe I can't.
I know I can't stop the auctions after people have bidded.
So let me say what's up for grabs.
Firstly, a massive thank you to Wargaming,
who have generously made the EBR 75 an unobtainable tank,
obtainable through this charity auction.
So the starting bid is £1. Let me clarify a few of the conditions.
There's only one available. It will go to the highest bidder.
The bidder must pay, fulfill their bid within 24 hours, otherwise it will go to the next highest bidder.
Also to clarify, if you think that you're going to then yoink the money off your credit card
six months from now, Wargaming will probably do something very bad to your account
and take the EBR 75 from it.
So if you try to cheat a charity that helps those with disabilities to play video games,
well, let's just say that's not very Christmassy to say the least.
So don't think that you're going to try and yank this because wargaming will know your account,
wargaming will apply it to your account. And if you try to be cheeky,
then yes, something that they probably, you're just not going to get away with it, okay?
So,
That is it. There's an EBR 75 up for grabs. In addition, the BZ176, a single BZ176 is
up for grabs as well. Massive thank you to Wargaming and World of Tanks for their generosity.
I asked them for this last year, but they wouldn't let me have it last year. This year,
I asked them for it again, and they let me have it. So I tried to get this running
for last year but I did it too late. I only did it with like a month before and there wasn't enough
time. This time I asked them half a year before and I basically said EBR 75 and BZ176 or no thank you
so yeah it's going to be exciting. I'm really excited to see how much will be raised for
an amazing charity that helps those with disabilities to still be able to play video
games to be able to get these two unobtainable vehicles inside the game. I've also decided this
year to do two things that I've never done before, okay, in the name of charity. Firstly,
I am auctioning off a play session with this Scrublord. It will either be on the EU,
NA or Asia server at a time that we mutually agree. I'm happy to do it on stream or off stream.
I'm happy to do it on Discord, off Discord, whatever you want.
It'll be between one and two hours, depending on how comfortable you are.
Yes, there is an opportunity to play with Uncle Scrubby Baby.
The bid will be starting at £250 because that's how I feel like it's a good starting point.
I won't do it for less than £250 for the charity. Let me clarify, this is for charity.
it's not for me. So yeah, this is the first time I've ever since 2012 made an opportunity to play with me
through money for charity. So I'm hoping that'll be pretty exciting. There's another opportunity as
well and that is I'm giving you the opportunity, irrelevant of how good you are to be featured
on my YouTube channel, okay? I have conditions. My conditions are that you must not be breaking
the terms of service of World of Tanks in the replay, i.e. physics abuse of allies,
being racist or all of this, okay? But apart from that, you send me any replay from
2012 or 2013 to now, and I'll turn it into a YouTube video for you. Now, you have a choice,
it can either be unlisted so that it doesn't go public and nobody else sees it and it's just you
and the people you share it with, that's up to you, or you can have it go public and try and go
for YouTube glory. So there's the options. Whatever you want. I'll do a custom commentary on your
entire replay and then you can either have it just for you as a private video or alternatively
you can go for the YouTube glory as well.
So yeah, so this is what the auction is.
I've worked quite hard to get this auction house going,
and I hope that some of you will have fun with it.
It's all for support of helping more people
with disabilities to be able to play video games
and to have that kind of bespoke help
that Special Effect have been giving for over a decade
and we've been supporting Special Effect
for over a decade.
Let me clarify that a lot of you are questioning why is it all for special effects and not for cancer research. Let me answer that.
Currently, cancer research do not accept payments on Tiltify via cards.
And the auction house doesn't work with PayPal, the auction house only works with effectively like debit cards or credit cards.
So, accordingly, that means that I can't do charity auctions for Cancer Research UK, otherwise
I would have.
My plan was to maybe have like the EBR 75 for Cancer Research UK and the BZ176 for Special
Effect and then to have like play with me on one or the other.
It doesn't really matter, right?
Custom video, play with me.
So I was going to do one tank and one like thing that I do for the charities.
However, not possible. I can't do it for cancer research. Full disclosure, I've asked them very
much to try and update their payment systems on Tiltify and they haven't. Otherwise, I would
have done that for them. So that's why the auction house is going to be purely benefiting
special effect this year. So yeah, what do you guys think? Do you think it looks set up right?
Looks okay? Think it's cool? Think it's lame? Give me your honest feedback. Looking good? Looking bad?
Look, do you think the time is fair? The time, the pay time for like the day afterwards,
do the transaction afterwards? What do you think? Should be good? Yeah.
Yeah.
Welcome to the family, son.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Good.
Yeah.
I think it should be fun.
It should be fun.
It looks fun.
That'll be really fun for the day.
Imagine us as well as also raising money for cancer research and special effect and
getting into the whole charity vibe.
Also getting to see people bidding on these vehicles.
I'm really excited to see what will happen.
Once again, these are all open for bidding.
If anyone wants to, you can use the command auction
in the chat.
Currently, the EBR is one pound.
Currently, the BZ176 is one pound.
So yeah, go and have some fun with it.
So yeah, that is that.
That's what I've been working on.
So yeah, pretty cool.
I'm really looking forward to it.
It should be hella fun, actually.
should be hella fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And once again, I'd like,
ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ah.
We are approved.
Thank you, Tony, I appreciate you.
Thank you, Tony.
I'm glad, I'm glad we are approved.
And what was I gonna say?
What was I going to say?
What was I going to say?
What was I going to say? Oh, yeah. And then of course, everything's happening as everything's
happening this. Everything is happening this Saturday. It'll be starting at 11 UTC.
There'll be exclusive drops. We can get a 2D style. And the guests will be as follows.
Tanya, Ike, Iuxin and Kaizu, then my dad, then Phil and John.
So it's going to be a lot of a lot of cool people, a lot of cool
people turning up as well. I'm going to do a mega platoon, the
dream team with IEUXIN and Kaizu. I think what I'm hoping
people will do, what I'm hoping people will do is maybe agree
that for every win we get, they'll donate a certain amount.
They will try to get as many wins in an hour or two as
possible. Oh, something like that. Or maybe I'll pay like a forfeit.
Ah, anyway, it's all I'm happy that I'm happy that's done.
I'm happy that's done. I'll be making a I'll be making a full
YouTube video on it.
I don't know when I'm going to make the full YouTube video.
I've already made my YouTube video for today.
YouTube video tomorrow.
Probably I'll have to do it for tomorrow or maybe I'll do it for Friday now Friday. I promised I'd do my tank review
I'll have to do it for tomorrow. I have to do it for tomorrow
That stays too late to tell people
Yeah, I'll do it for tomorrow and then I'll give people a couple of days
Sweet so that's that
Lots to do
Lots to do guys
Holiday Ops is in full swing. Oh I've got 31,000 on a Tushenrata. Holy crap. Delicious.
Let's go. How much do I need now? I need 60,000. Oh I can get a useless slot bonus. This is
all trash doesn't matter. Okay I need another 50k to get the engine power. That's really
what I want. Let's get that engine power guys. What else do I need to do on this
account? Oh I'm gonna finish the winter raid shenanigans today as well. What are
the missions today? Cost 2,000 damage while using the stealth ability? Hold on.
I thought as soon as you fire you get spotted don't you? Hold on!
What about if you lose the game the amount of shells left is what should
be donated one pound per shell.
So you're telling me that they want you to stealth like seven
times to do that mission.
Good God.
Stealth and shoot and stealth and shoot.
Glue to stealth.
Glue doesn't get you spotted.
If you do glue and then you stealth and then you shoot
once, I guess, as the stealth is about to end.
anywhere. What's the bonus today? All right, let's go fight.
Let's go get it on.
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Welcome
Oh sorry guys.
Okay, oh my god, there's so much to do man, like so much to do.
So I'm just trying to get everything you going, you know, I'm trying to get everything
going.
Everything going.
YouTube video of this. Organize this, that.
We're giving announce a new tank this.
I was quite nice there, I let him back.
Let's get a shot.
Should we reloading heat here, shouldn't we?
Ah, maybe I can be more chill with King Baby today.
Yes, say for some reason I was playing Natasha and Racha.
I was very stressed.
I feel like a little stressed today, but like a little less stressed.
I did a workout this morning.
Oh, so at least I got a little bit of that anxiety out.
Oh my God.
Bloody hell.
If I do splash damage,
practically maybe just some of the voice lines, I love it.
Well, this is shitty.
If I'm driving into the mother of all shitty situations right now.
In fact, valley
Why they're not pushing
I could have easily done this mission if I didn't suck at World of Tanks!
Frickin' Contriver.
Ohhhh, there's only 300 away from doing it.
Oh, not my finest hour.
That Contriver got me the blood, dude.
I feel like I got a little bit better as the game went on.
Anyway, you know what?
I'll take a win.
I'll take a win.
Let's run some boosters.
Let's run some boosters.
Welcome!
Do-do-do.
Anyway, Master, thank you to everyone for subbing today once again.
Big thank you to Goldy VIP, thanks for being in your sub-prime.
Sean, what's up?
How about I say this, this is Bajir Ham.
Thank you very much to you, Bajir Ham.
Bajir!
Thanks for the gifted sub today.
Dravion you're a new sub with Prime, Tony is a new sub with Cash.
20 once again thank you very much to you for the cheer.
Dragonfire what's up crazy thanks for the gifted sub.
KXK uh sorry ZXZK thank you very much to you for continued sub.
MalukuHasla thanks for continuing sub. Red flag, B Hawks thank you all very much.
Mediocre game for me. I should have done more there really shouldn't I? I should have
done more. Hmm. Alright let's just keep grinding baby. I'm gonna get 50,000, I'll get engine
and I'll get extra alpha damage. Oh hell yeah. I did it! Look, I finished the winter raid!
Ah, that's the way it happens. The reward is like 18 out of 100 for a reward.
Eugh.
Do they show you what the rewards are just on their website, I guess?
Post-progression rewards.
To be fair, 100 bonds is pretty cool, and the 3-5 times experience is pretty cool as
well.
But God forbid having to play that bloody game mode.
for bid. Whoa, somebody bid one pound for the EBR and somebody
bid 150. Let's see how it works. Let's see how it works.
Hold on. I'll just check to make sure like their emails aren't
going up or anything. How does it work? Backpiper Dave. Thank
you backpiper Dave one pound for an EBR. Looks like the system
is working. Anonymous. Three anonymous. They're fighting it
out. I should have really made the increments more than a pound. Dude, how will it work
for the other stuff then? Who knows? Savage. Okay, looks like you can increase by a pound
each time. One pound. Nice. I wonder if I can change the increments. You know what?
A pound is a pound. If people want to do that, I can confirm you get emails when
get OutBid. Oh, that's good to hear back by Dave. So it's going to be a full spam,
a stamp spam folder soon. Me, you think I'll get emails. Hopefully I won't.
I can take a look. To be fair, I made a brand new email specifically for it. So
cool. Okay, cool. So people do get emails. Oh, that's fabulous. Fabulous darling.
It's interesting that the increments isn't a pound though.
Okay.
Oh dude, I'm running out of my boosters.
Why am I not using my boosters?
Let's go.
What was that?
I have a charity auction website for Special Effect.
So you have an opportunity to bid for a play session with Uncle Scrubby Baby.
Be featured on my YouTube channel.
There's also a Pan-R EBR and a BZ176 up for grabs for one big bidder who wants to
help those with disabilities to still play video games. Thank you very much
Bank Piper Day for letting me know.
I think baby knows that he knows his shit.
I'm actually feeling pretty good today.
I think today could be a good session.
I'm feeling pretty good for some reason.
I don't know why.
Maybe it's just I feel like I've got a lot of the things out of the way.
Yeah, I'm actually feeling pretty good.
I think today might be my day.
For some reason, yesterday I felt stressed.
Today not so much.
I think it was because yesterday I was quite stressed about the whole
cancer research not working for the auction house.
And I was worried about how I was going to do it.
Hell yeah dudes!
Oh, it's a weight off my mind, you know?
It's really awesome that Wargaming have made an EBR slash BZ176 available.
Didn't want to let anyone down, or especially let Wargaming down about it.
Jesus!
Chill out, dude!
Jesus! Chill out, dude!
Ha! King Baby still gets me, dude.
The Ganon has requested early, it's early retirement, and we're not in my kingdom.
Fabulous.
I like, uh, like 1000 Cubans.
This looks like a big piece of bubble gum, does it?
I'm really done very much this game, guys. I'm not going to lie.
Bloody hell.
Oh ho!
My tassion rut is not exactly working today, but it's my fault.
I'm the one throwing my hit points away.
I thought mouse is about to push into death, I think.
You might be wondering why would you aim at the upper plate there, but I think the upper plate was actually the weaker area there.
No, not the arty.
Come on, get the Tashina after me.
Oh, piss off, man!
I really thought that I could get behind that rock and get the BZ-75, bloody Tashinrata
is going to win this game now, I'm almost certain.
This didn't work for me.
This tank is really not meant to work a Ridgeline is it?
I should have probably just gone there.
Or maybe there?
There or there would have been better.
when you've got people above and below you actually makes your armor pretty shitty
on this vehicle I didn't like this game at all didn't like this map for this tank
I liked the match up but I should have done something with it maybe I should
just shoved through the east I'm overthinking this vehicle on this account
I need to go back to basics and that is that this thing is meant to just
fight on the flat ground and just butcher people stupid Jaffe hmm what
What else am I doing on this account? Playing a bit of Bork and Kepha? Why not?
Let's get a little bit of Bork and Kepha going.
Welcome.
Welcome.
I'm sorry for being a little bit distracted today guys, as you can imagine with the charity
stream and everything god it feels like there's a billion different things that
I'm trying to focus on and reply to people right now and try to clarify for
me. I didn't get spotted very interesting.
I'm trying to clarify, oh the Borkin cap is on the other side of the map.
Dude, I don't understand that vocodrill is all of them.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Some pretty good damage so far from the pork.
This thing does pack it in when it comes to its damage output.
Lovely tank.
Random event.
Nothing very useful.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Un-said I guess.
He's reloading.
Just as I can't pen that thing.
Oh, you total bellens.
I should have just been a lot smarter here. I was so greedy.
Just drive through everyone.
Holy crap, dude!
I honestly thought this game was like a free farm and suddenly like, I am surrounded by everyone in their month.
That was crazy.
I really thought that my it was a formality at the end and my team should have won
But for some reason like none of them are committing
Why did they all just sitting there like usually the end of these games are like a feeding frenzy, right?
Everybody's just going in grabbing what they possibly can trying to get as much damage and as many kills as possible
So I thought I'd go in and everyone will go in and it'll be a big load of piranhas just feasting on a
Whatever, but yeah, I wasn't right
If I had to fight it 5,200, 5,300 combined.
Lost that Dash and Ratchet, they might deserve to as well honestly.
Dash and Ratchet on the enemy team just sat there and just frankly outplayed me I guess.
My bad.
What's up! Axit says who is this mad lad streaming World of Tanks.
I have no idea. No idea. Who is this mad lad streaming the World of Tanks?
Let's go south.
That's what the plan is.
One the Borg.
Finish top three.
Just can't help the feel that I could have done a little bit more.
I've got high expectations of myself today.
I think one reason I'm struggling on this tank is I don't have the extra gold pen I don't think right now
You're really going to watch out in the Tashin Ratcha if they're above you, if they're above
you your armour is really shocking.
See how it's like angled slightly there?
So when they're on level playing field to you, it's actually pretty good.
Oh, God.
That was a bad shot, I fringed it, my bad, my bad, my bad.
It's a big thank you once again to Red Flag, B Hawks thanks for continuing to sub.
Big Daddy Dunk subbing at tier three!
Thank you Big Daddy Dunk, a pleasure to have you here as always, Big Daddy Dunk.
Oh no!
in 2030. 2030, the tier 12 Tasharotten.
Not really having any good gains today.
I'm not sure if it's because...
I'm not sure if it's because the vehicle just...
isn't upgraded yet, or if it's just a me issue. It's hard to say.
Maybe a little bit of both.
Maybe a me issue and the fact that my vehicle isn't upgraded.
Just feels like it's a little too slow.
A little too slow, bro, checking this auction house is addictive, what do we got?
Oh, somebody's come in and bid £100 for the BZ176 and the EBR.
Amazing.
Who is it?
Nando.
Some guy called some bidder put in 100 and Nandor put in 100.
Did they put in at the same time?
Bagpiper Dave and Nandor having showdowns.
Nandor wants that EBR 75.
Oh, that's brilliant.
Is some bidder like anonymous?
I guess some bidder is anonymous, probably.
Some bidder.
Oh, already up.
Nice.
Nice.
100 pounds for each.
What's up?
Joseph says, hi, does anyone else still have the option settings to convert combat experience
and free experience, specifically tier one tanks?
The reason why you've got so much free experience on a Tier 1 tank is because whenever Wargaming
run events, they, how to say this, whenever they run events, they put all of the experience
left over from events onto the Tier 1 tanks.
Also, another reason why you've got so much experience on your Tier 1 tanks is because
when Wargaming removed all of the radios from the game, there aren't radios that
you have to upgrade anymore.
They took all of the experience that you researched and they put it back onto the Tier 1 tanks.
So yeah, you've got a lot of experience on your Tier 1s and funnily enough you'll have
pay to be able to get it off if you want to use it on a different tank.
I'd hate to see how much I've got on my tier ones on this account.
Russian Rats are slowly getting faster.
Yeah, it drops at 4 o'clock, yes.
this post-Christmas scam to drain everyone's gold, says Copper Chen, what you mean like
the T-22 and the Cheelan? I think it's more just for collectors honestly, mate. For a collector,
they'll be looking at that and thinking, ah, I'll just buy another 50 boxes.
QB, did you get an early chance in playing the upcoming tier 9 French premium tank? Let
clarified it's not a premium it's a reward vehicle it will not make extra credits and I haven't played it
I don't think anyone could claim just raising your guns
bro we've been raised been raising our guns for a very long time savvy if you think if you think
somebody could claim raising your gun in World of Tanks was somebody's that's freaking hilarious dude
Oh I raised my gun in the closed beta in 2010.
Have I seen the new Battle Pass for a good and bad Santa?
Yeah, I don't really care honestly.
If there's no tank I don't care.
I talked about it on stream when it was revealed.
Small rectangular overlay for Charity Orchard Bids would be cool.
Yeah, on the day I'll have a whole new overlay for the stream, but not today.
boys I'm here to thank for you
guys how about you try to help me
Oh, they're just stood and watched!
Especially these guys on the inside.
They were all like here, three of them, and instead of just attacking in, no, they decided
to go around the other way.
That's such a kick in the dick it really is, honestly.
I wanted to go feed the meat for them.
Jesus Christ, I'm getting pissed off in my Tush and Rutter today.
How did my hit points disappear?
So Griffin like mega rolled.
Griffin's only got...
Hold on, how much alpha damage does a Griffin have?
It's got 420, right?
So he max rolled.
An Attachinrata got me, a 60TP got me, a Badger got me, an Attachinrata got me,
an Attachinrata got me.
We're gonna win but like...
Uh, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna win, but I don't feel like a winner.
I'm winning, but yeah, it doesn't feel like winning right now, honestly.
This matchmaking.
Oh, it doesn't feel like winning.
It just makes me feel a little sad, in all honesty.
Let's take another upgrade on my Bork.
Where am I going on my Bork?
I got the gun depression.
What should I do next?
Concealment to moving vehicles?
Or should I go for the abilities?
I should probably go for concealment to moving vehicles, I'd say.
The penetration could be quite nice.
I don't really need the traverse speeds.
Screw that.
Let's go this way.
I'll probably go for this, this, this.
Maybe a slot?
slot bonus on this tank I've already got the slot bonus it's fine oh that
tassan router on this account isn't making me happy right now yes Malinovka
that makes me very happy what a fabulous map shame I'm on this side but I can
still make it work the Bork and Kefir on the enemy team is level 158 dude go
touch some grass
Go touch some grass, man.
Awesome to see.
Awesome to see.
Oh god.
I'm going to be in game winning if I hit that guy there... oh nooo!
manticles on the other side.
How to get a thousand spotting against someone outside your render distance huh?
Come back any time!
This ability is actually best used to basically just steal spotting.
How do I miss that for God's sake? That cost me so much.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
of
No one is damaging that Tushin Rotter.
I'm going to get rid of this action 10 first.
action 10th first
I don't know how I missed that, okay.
come back any time.
to
find some yak fans at E100.
Why does he kind of shoot through the wall?
Did it got so little spotting then?
Oh my god, the snapshot from the RU spot.
What a rhymatel ponsbog and spot.
Alright, ended up getting 6600 combined here.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I wish I'd stayed alive until the end.
I think my team will be able to handle this if they don't then, well, FML.
I didn't play particularly wonderfully here, I could have played better.
That Tashin Ratigame but I didn't feel like I played particularly well.
Second set of equipment is kind of unnecessary honestly, I don't even really care about
my second set of equipment.
Welcome to the family zone.
Oh, what's up?
Kelios Streams.
Yeah, things on sale.
You had one of the most lovely reactions of all time yesterday, dude.
I have to admit.
Oh, thank you very much.
If anyone doesn't know, I raided Kelios yesterday.
Kelios had like one of the most wholesome reactions of all time honestly like one of the most wholesome reactions it reminded me of
When I was raiding people
From a decade ago my dude
reminded me of
it reminded me of
Raids from a decade ago over a decade ago. Oh, it was so wholesome. Thank you so much to you
I really appreciate it the raid yesterday was yeah
You were lovely. Did you manage to three mark your STB one? I'd been streaming for 12 hours so I had to leave
You almost died. I know you had so it was so wholesome. It was so wholesome
It was a pleasure. It was a pleasure and a privilege to see you
Did you manage to do your STB one yesterday or not man? You went for it?
I was I was having precarious heart flutters with you
You went down to 89% because your arms were shaking all the time. I bet I'm so happy. I'm so happy. It was lovely
What does that say dude? Thank you so much to you for the 10 gifted subs, but don't ever give me subs ever again
Okay, you're a you're a streamer. Okay, don't gift uncle scrubby baby subs. I appreciate you so much though
It's very very kind of you. I'm honored. I'm honored
It was my pleasure to hopefully bring you some fun. Yes. They thank you very much to you for the 10 gifted subs today
Kylios, I is at the pleasure and good luck you'll get your S to be won soon when
you're under a little bit more. I'm sure you've made a lot of fans yesterday of
my dude. You are wholesome, lovely, a pleasure, a privilege. Thank you very much
for swinging by. I made sure I followed you. I'll try and catch you live
sometime dude. Thank you so much and good luck. Next time you'll have to
bring out. Mate, mate, my only recommendation to you is when things get too much, just play
something big, stupid and dumb, like a tush and rutter, or play like a tog. That's my
recommendation to you. When the chat gets too much, yeah, when the chat gets too much,
just bring out the, bring out the fat tanks, man. You can't go wrong with the fat tanks.
Thank you so much, dude. A pleasure.
Absolute pleasure. Thank you.
That medic guy saved me by doing squads with my legs.
Between legs to not faint.
Awwww.
Aww, yeah, yeah. You were flexing your...
What are they called? Your quads? Is it...?
What are the ones on the front of your legs?
They're apparently quite good.
Your quads can get the blood flowing.
That's awesome, dude. I'm so happy.
Honestly it was so cool. I haven't had anybody reacts like that to a raid in like a decade
Now you're very welcome. You're very welcome. You obviously really want it from that regard that's up to you, dude
You're yeah
Pleasure
Is there a clip you could probably just go watch tell your sister stream from yesterday
It was very cute.
Reminded me of a time in 2012, I kid you not, 2012 or 2013, I think it might have been 2012,
where I raided someone and they fricking rubbed pudding on their face.
Their name was TNT Jack and they played wrestling video games and he literally rubbed pudding
on his face.
Dude, that was a long time ago.
A long, long, long time ago.
It's pudding time, I know, right?
Does the pudding guy still stream to CMFT?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I have to check my follow list. I don't really have enough time to be able to watch twitch these days
Too busy streaming on twitch to watch twitch
King baby always gets me
Welcome
now we got the good angle on these guys
Dude, King Baby still, after months of having him, still brings out some baggers that make
me laugh.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh goodness gracious, King Baby still cracks me up sometimes, guys.
I'd like I'd like it if I could play my my gun the whole time
By the way
Kelly oh
Kelly us I
Didn't quite manage to catch it. Did I I didn't find exactly where you're where you're from dude
Are you Croatian or something? I don't know. Please don't be offended.
I was trying to figure it out, man.
That was awesome, though.
Hold on.
Oh!
My gun's not broken anymore. I can't blame it.
Maybe Kelios is already gone.
Hey!
Let's keep going.
Not quite.
How you doing, Void Reaper? Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs today.
Also, massive thank you to Maton Zemo. Thank you.
Dear me, to Ren, thank you.
Dude, I don't understand what's happening to time. I've got like, time dilation right now.
Can't keep up with the time
Cery what's up sticky clicks. Thank you. Buckeye Joe movie star. Thank you very much. You've been a new sub
We can make it
A lot of people don't realise, but the upper hull on the Dushen route is not that good.
I could get one more shot into the mouse in a bit, and I might be able to do this mission.
No, but it really matters.
Oh god, what's going on with this game?
I should carefully click the lines.
What's up theset, eggsepticeye, thank you so much dude.
Love what you do this Christmas, keep up your good work.
I will do, dude.
December's always big for me.
I'm halfway through it though, man.
I've made halfway through it.
I think I'll survive the daily YouTube videos and super long streams.
What's up Zirinski, your Croatian awesome dude.
I don't want to assume anyone's nationality.
Ummm...
Oh my god, that hush keffa just kicked my ass.
Jesus quacky baps!
baby no chill guys.
Oh the hushed cat begets me.
Indeed. Finally a reasonably good game. I'll take 6000 combined here. It's okay.
Once again, MovieStar thanks very much for being a new sub.
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted sub.
NegleSup, thank you very much to you.
Void Reaper, thank you so much to you for the wonderful five gifted subs, Void Reaper.
Oh man.
I'm a lucky lad. Lucky baby.
You missed the QB Commanders.
He's Croatian in his bio. Ah, thank you. ZXZK.
I thought so.
Rock and roll.
Unlucky baby?
Nah, I don't think I was unlucky. I think it went pretty well.
Rock and roll.
BZ176 and Pan Art EBR for £100. Bargain of the century, guys. Get to support charity at the same time. Easy money.
Okay, cool.
Cool. Where are we?
6k, let's go. I'll boost that one.
All I need is 4,000 more and then I get the engine power and then I'll feel like I am Tashenrata.
After I do that I'm going to go for the tracks, then I'm going to go for the hit points, then I'm going to go for the top speed and then I'll get everything else I think.
God, this tank is going to get so much better when I get all the upgrades.
I think this is the kind of tank that's actually pretty shitty until you get the upgrades, so
let's keep pumping.
What's that box?
Yes, he is a nice guy.
Yeah, it's nice to raid a lot of different, wonderful individuals.
Let's go.
I don't think I'll mind.
I just love how unhinged I was when I was scripting and voicing this commander.
I definitely got into the vibe.
Okay.
That's nice of him.
Proper unhinged. I love it. I love that I got to make this commander.
It always makes me laugh. I think this might be the favorite commander that I did.
I loved it because I could just go into a vibe.
Unhinged Tyrant I know. If only they didn't filter it so heavily.
I still have all of the original Recordings Chrome Chaos. Maybe we'll have to have someone
make it more of a regal tone rather than a radio tone.
You'd love to have the original voice lines filter. I have them. But somebody hit somebody
like... I could try and like find what the kind of the quality was like now.
After this game, I'll see what they sound like. They might not even sound that good.
Maybe they needed the radio filter because they sounded bad. Maybe.
oh shit oh no I'm so doomed I thought I had this game easy now I'm just dead I
I'm dead
No, oh went wrong I
Was laughing my ass off. Oh, I'm so stupid. I thought the BZT got Amorak
It was the IS-7. Oh no, I
Thought I thought the BZT on my left got Amorak's that's why I went in so women in
And then I was like, hold on, why did I take 800 odd damage up the butt?
Yeah, I took 900 damage from the dude.
I thought it was the BZT that got Amorax, because I thought I locked his tracks down,
and then that's why he got Amorax, but he actually got Amorax from Full Health by the
VKK.
Shit, I so could have won this game if I just played more intelligently.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'm kind of trolling right now.
WZ's is sweaty nerd by the way, so GG to him he deserves to win, respect.
This VKK is actually a good player and I totally threw this game, I'm pretty pissed off honestly.
This is the worst thing I've done in the Tashin Ratter all day, not gonna lie.
This one annoyed me.
Oh well, there's no use getting annoyed over a video game right?
Or...
I don't know why, I'm just not quite nailing it on this account in the Tashin Ratter.
Do you want to get the engine power and it changes things a little bit?
Maybe.
Maybe I need a little bit of- why do I get all the 5 times experience on this account?
What?
I want them on the other account!
What?
I want the 5 times on the other account!
Not this account!
Geez Louise!
I honestly think it was a bad idea to get like the gold ones.
I get- I seem to get crap from the gold ones dude.
Honestly.
I don't know man.
I feel like I get crap from the gold.
What am I going for here on the upgrade-wise?
I need 20k for the next part, fine.
I screwed up.
I thought it was the BZ that went pop.
It was the IS-7.
My fault.
Ding dong merrily on high.
The Babs has spoken.
Who's this? Misa, what's up?
Thank you so much for being a new sub of Prime.
You're welcome, Misa.
Me? I gotta make a joke.
Misa, sorry for that bad Dush and Rats again.
Yes, haha, he'd be very good, very good.
I should have probably taken the gun round the hill for this map, honestly. I didn't really need the uh...
I really need this, did I?
Kind of worried where my team is going here, honestly.
Thank you, Mi-Sé.
of
Oh my god. Oh my god, dudes.
Oh, there's an EPR here. I didn't even see him.
Tessac as well! How are they there and not spotted? Were they spotted if they are? I
might need to just uninstall this game. Hold on. Were they spotted there if they
were spotted there. I like need to go and take a break and come back and do this proper.
How, how were they there? Were they, were they there? No they weren't. Hold on. Shut the
fricking bus. How in fex name is there an EBR and a Tessac who was spotted here earlier
on in this game? Look they were there. Oh I understand. Oh god they're like just
hanging around here and they both went over there. Oh my god they were waiting there
unspotted for that long. That's so disgusting. Now that's actually a cooler. That's a complete cooler,
like what the actual flippity flop. That's just a cooler dude. It's just a cooler. I don't know how
their light tanks would sit there unspotted for like three minutes of this battle. Cooler, cooler,
cooler. I was about to get very angry at myself and I think it's just an unfortunate scenario.
I was going to go in and double track the Hirschkafer and farm their entire tank and
whatever you win somebody lose some um whatever man i'm pretty pissed i'm not gonna lie i could have
easily won this game in the pill zone what played to this sweaty nerd go touch some grass you filthy
ass goblin um i should have won i i i failed this guy bad they look he did he had an account record
damage there in his 5000 battles and i threw the battle for him because i played like a complete
turd i don't know man i just don't want to have to beat myself up every time i play this game
does anyone else feel like that that like if you're chill the game just goes fuck you fuck you
fuck you QQB you know and so you have to get like hyped and like get all focused
and shit and it's just like oh dude do I really have to try hard in world of
tanks like every single time you know what I mean like if you're not there
like sweating your ass off you know there's gonna be some little goblin on
the enemy team who is dude and it's just like oh my god it feels like work
sometimes this game really does feels like work it's like you can't just go
in and just be chill you have to be like sweaty try hard all the bloody
time, otherwise the game just kicks your ass, dude.
Fine! Is that what you bloody want from me, World of Tanks?
You've angered me to the point where now my blood is flowing.
Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
It's just, it's just unfair sometimes.
I feel like this game, you can't, like, I just don't think you can chill in it anymore.
I think these three-minute crap verses...
It's a case of you either bloody go in and farm, and just get it all done,
or you might as well just not follow.
That's how I feel.
QD my best games of when I am stoned.
That's great, I'm happy for you. It's not that like that with me.
I feel like my best games are when I'm focused and I'm hyped.
Kusho Ketschline says,
I feel like in the old days when my dad was angry and I was afraid to say something.
Like, I just don't want to get angry there, but you know, it's just...
I don't understand this to right uncle is angry that you have to play good and get focused to get good results
I guess but I just don't
What I'm trying to say is this game is in no way chill, you know
And like whenever I try and relax and go ha ha he he let's just have some fun
And let's just chill it just doesn't bloody work. It really doesn't it really doesn't and I'm just letting the side down
So I guess I just I guess I just have standards, you know
I guess I have standards and it's a case of... I feel very bad when I like let the
team down like I did do in that game and I could have easily won that for the
team and even though that VKK on my team who was a very friendly fellow
sweated and got a 7000 damage account record for himself I let him down you
know. I feel responsible I guess my issue is that I still for some reason
care. Even to this day I still care. I wish I could just not care. You play for fun?
Save and losses can be fun? That's great. I guess I can't. I guess I just have to care.
A lot of players care, but Wargaming doesn't.
Oh, Wargaming definitely care.
What was that?
Beautiful strike.
Another.
That was a complete ram that I just had, I just... I just... no, man.
That was an interesting play by him to ram himself for 300 on me.
What's this?
Oh my god, I shouldn't have wedged him, I don't know.
Alright, well I felt like at least I played a little bit better here.
GG to that BZ79 was just annoying.
I shouldn't have really tilted my tank up.
It made it so that the FV215B183 could roll for 1300 with his AP shell against me.
So yeah GG.
I felt like at least I played a little bit more focused, a little bit better with my
shots.
I'm happy all in all.
My result isn't great.
Only 4700 is low for this tank, but at least I felt like I took it to the enemy
team honestly. Yeah you just can't chill in World of Tanks. It's not a chill game is it?
Which is both good and bad at the same time. A Bork and Kepid game was atrocious. I have
no idea why this EBR, like all he did, oh yeah he doesn't think this is my problem.
And this Tessac as well. Just horrendous players in a horrendous position doing
nothing or game apart from setting an ambush for me.
Well, you caught me, guys. Well done. You caught me good.
Not an ideal run of games, no, honestly.
Cause damage to immobilize enemy vehicles in a versatile tank, you see.
What's damage to enemy heavy or medium tanks? Restrictions? USSR medium? Fine!
Fine.
AK is not normal for me, King of... I wish.
I'm glad you feel that way, that guy, please.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, yep.
Should I spot middle, or spot north? I don't even know.
Welcome to the fair, awesome.
What's this hobby class, how you doing?
Thank you very much to you for being here, Subipran.
How is it two o'clock already?
I don't understand where the day is going.
That ridge line is so steep, it's so shallow that I could easily just fall back and not
get spotted when I shoot them.
Must be nice to have a good Hirschkepper on your team, look how mine is.
This guy says negative and then just drives up towards the heavy plank.
I think we can use a few more HE rounds.
Oh my lord, the Kokodrilo and the Manticore got me.
At least the Kokodrilo lost a lot.
I was going to try and get above the wheat scavenger and finish him off.
Dude, I might just lost this game actually with that play.
I don't know, that was such a lazy gameplay.
I should have just probably waited and relaxed.
Am I bad?
5,000...
What is it? 5,400 combined is still an okay game on Paris for this tank, but I let the
side down at the end. I could easily lose this game. It'd be my bad if I lose it.
A little bit of a brave rush. I should have realised the Mentor could be locking me down.
Fashion Ratik can't get any wins now that I'm so close to the engine upgrade.
I could just spend the 600 actually.
Let's do 600 horsepower or, well sorry, 603 experience for 100 horsepower.
That's massive.
I'm going to go this way.
All right. Right. My tassin router should be feeling better
now.
Should be he says.
Where are we?
Oh, some fresh bidder, £102.50 for an EBR from Anonymous, 19 minutes ago.
Many of you were wondering, there are four charity auctions in support of special effects.
Get your hands on an EBR 75 or a BZ176.
Thought those were mines for a second, but I realised they had trees that had chopped down.
Huh. Do you think Wargaming is making reference to where the trees used to be on this map?
Characters stream is the Saturday, yes.
King, the worst piece on the board?
I guess, but you've also got to think that Uncle Skrull, well, King Baby
is an egotistical
egomaniac.
So while the king might be the most useful, well, it's not as useless as a form, right?
It's also the most important piece, so you've got to consider that.
Pawn can upgrade if it works hard. I think baby's not used to working hard thing.
100kxp for their T20, yep.
What's up, 180 backtrack, thank you very much to you.
They're wonderfully generous.
Ten gifted subs, thank you 1AZ backtrack.
Dude, just can't miss my cheeks apparently.
Is it really that easy for a gamer to hit these?
Jesus!
This guy's aimed, dude!
Four out of five right in.
I'm impressed.
Thank you so much 180B. I appreciate you. Thank you, sir.
We thank you to everyone for stopping today as well.
I'll be plasting new sub of Prime, Cronos keeping new sub of Prime, King Uric as well,
and Ascended Cat.
Four new subs, thank you.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Quite satisfying to just crush ram people.
This guy's got weak heat.
I find it very hard to deal with me.
Like the way he's running away from his problems but alas oh Jesus
you're gonna ram me
okay
How many tanks am I going to ram kill this game bro it's my third ram kill
This is a weird shot.
This guy's heart's struggling right now.
Dude, he actually outramps me there.
Why?
Why did I win that?
Okay.
Now we gave it guys. I don't even know how that happened, but okay, my dude.
I just... I fought the Tashin route so well, I'm a wrecked.
Fex ready.
How's the extra engine power feeling now?
I mean, guys, if I didn't have that 100 horsepower, I would have lost this game already, right?
I'm not even meming.
Like straight up lost this... I would have lost this game.
I wouldn't have ram-killed three tanks, probably, you know?
At least one of the one of them bloody hell backtrack. What are you doing?
Ten gifted subs becomes 30 gifted subs goodness gracious
Backtrack you legend 30 bloody gifted subs they didn't realize
Mad things were gonna happen today
Mad lad things are happening today now
Hold on
Oh, that's some substantial damage to his side there.
Backtrack, thank you very much man.
Don't deserve that at all in any shape or form, but very much appreciating it.
Thank you backtrack you legend.
I should have fired there.
We've got the pressure on them there guys.
Pressure is on.
Can they handle the pressure?
winner 7000 damage 4 kills let's go guys that's that's good that's better
ah guys is this a coincidence that as soon as I got that extra hundred horsepower I get
7000 damage I don't think it's a coincidence I don't think it's a coincidence literally
it's the very first game, the very first game that I get my 100 horsepower. I have my best
game in the Tush and Rutter on this account so far. I got my first first class medal.
It just felt so different, so different. Apparently that T125 was the first time, he literally
that was the first time he played World of Tanks. And he kept penning my cheeks
and spamming gold. So I guess that's just World of Tanks for most people now, you
you know, play the T110. Firstly, I'm not saying that you shouldn't spam gold against this tank,
but that's World of Tanks in a nutshell. Load in, fire probably about 100,000 credits worth
of ammo and then lose. Okay, you do you my dude. They're not boost. Why am I not boosting?
Got two more games to boost. Finally, an actual good game. What am I going to get
next track health hell yeah it's huge what's my suspension repair speed down to
now
are you actually kidding me that improves my suspension
speed repair time by 2.3 seconds i mean
Like what? 2.3 seconds. These upgrades are not even upgrades.
So my suspension repair time went from was it like 7 seconds before?
Down to 4.7? Holy crap guys. That's ridiculous.
What's my suspension durability up to now? 110%?
Kev, why not?
Why not?
Why not a hundred and ten percent?
Am I right?
Why not a hundred and ten percent?
How heavy do you think the tracks are
on the Tashinrata?
20 tons, what, each?
Crazy.
I'll probably take the gun rammer on this map.
What if a big, quacky baby takes a gun rammer?
What's up, Rock J, good to see you. Lobstep's continuing to sub as well.
Uprising rivals as well with 5 gifted subs. Good Lord guys, where are all the subs coming
from? I know it's like Christmas and all soon, but thank you all very much. It's outrageous.
I've got bloody 30 gifted subs from Backtrack, 5 gifted subs from Uprising rivals. Madness.
This game is madness.
Thank you Uprising Rivals very much for those 5.15 subs.
This guy's got 5.10 alpha.
He is a baby Tashenrata.
is also called I'm cooked. We're not cooked yet mate. I'm hoping you will be
cooked by the end of this game. I like my meat. Medium rare. This is gonna help
this guy out. He can't deal with this amount of hit points.
What's the alpha on my Tashinrata now? 5.20
That was a good shot, I respect that.
This guy thinks you can just fire regular rounds at a tashi-rata.
I'll let you in then.
I'll kill the IS-7 first.
Wow! Must have been way overangled.
I'm coming down to a one shot.
These people penning my beautiful pink German war machine.
He's Amorax now.
He used to backpack, I think, on the first shell, didn't he?
driver as well. Poor guy. What's that? What is going on today? It's just a casual Wednesday,
my dude. This is madness. What are you doing, guys? Thank you all so, so, so, so much.
HOMIS is bang! The bloody, big, de-gifted subs you generous weasel! Thank you, HOMIS!
My god! Outrageous! Thank you, thank you, thank you guys! I was not expecting this this December.
Thank you all very much! Legendary! Thank you so much! Everyone and especially HOMIS!
Thank you.
Hush.
Thank you, Hommus.
Incredible.
Congrats to L50 people who got subs there.
I don't know why you all give so many subs, but I very much appreciate it.
Thank you, guys.
I'm just going to pretend like you enjoy the absolute degeneracy that QB puts out
in December.
I woke up with a 102 fever but the work grinds don't stop.
Plus of QB to keep me entertained.
I'm a sicker than my treasured disease.
He just chose death.
Hold on, does he survive?
A cow landed on him!
Oh my god!
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm so close.
because he actually tried to get out
he did
he knew that I was gonna go forwards and backwards
to stop him from escaping
and he was like no
not on my watch, oh my god
amazing
amazing amazing amazing
ugh
he's too afk
guess not thank you so much new ponies bag I'm really sorry to hear 102 fever
that sounds quite high hope you rest relax but I know you say you've got the
work grind not stopping well GG team I did I don't think this KL one's gonna
and stuff. I think I'll just have some cap points here than chasing in battle. Ban me
I'm too good. Well apparently somebody's already banned me I'm too good. So you have to be
I'm too goo-ro-d!
Goo-zero-D!
Where the hell could this imp- okay.
GG!
Yeah, that E50M just decided okay. I guess I'm done.
Thank you so much. All of you.
Backtrack, bloody 30 gifted subs, Voidereeper with 5, Uprising rivals with 5, Hommis as well, jumping in with 50, more than any Uncle Squibby baby deserves. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Hommis.
Unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable.
It's a pretty good game, I'll boost.
We boost.
I've got another field mod, what am I going to take?
Hit points, always nice to have 100 extra HP.
Next I'll get another 1km an hour forwards, what will I take after that?
i've got pretty much all of the ones that i want
i'll probably go for the
probably go for the traverse and the aiming
i'll go this way after that i'll get this and then i'll go for that
and i'll just be trying to finish everything off
i'm kind of enjoying the tassion router today on this account not gonna lie
I've got 17 five times experience games left.
Muleo, what's up?
Thank you.
Sarkinche, good to see you as well.
An LBR MCMS, thank you for the gifted sub.
Kibi, you made a mistake on your video today.
The tank is available tomorrow, not now.
Sorry, when did I say now, Lobstep?
I'm pretty sure I said Friday.
And it's not available tomorrow, Lobstep. It's available on Friday, so you're wrong.
I said it in the description as well, the 19th.
Well, I didn't mean to say now at the beginning of the video. It's available on...
on. I say it multiple times than 19th later on in the videos. I say in the description
I say it later on in the video, come on, whatever. Let's go. I think I talk about it multiple
times later on in the video where you can log in from this Friday and I said I'd do
a tank review this Friday. Direct to the FB215B183 cannon. You can all take a lob step to the
FB215B183 cannon by supporting cancer research. There's a poll where you donate to cancer
research using the Tiltify command. You can either vote for Lobstep to be banned for 100
days or mod for 100 days with your donations to the charity. Last year he got mod for 100
days. This year we'll see. Lobstep might get banned till maneuvers.
I should have fired before the E5 came around the corner, my bad.
Oh, I should have...
Do you think the Orcs' gun suffers from the dispersion when you're moving?
I think it does, doesn't it?
I think the Orcs' gun suffers from movement dispersion.
If that's the case, I should probably stop... to fire.
I always think the Orcs gun is just like an extra thing to just whiff when you've got it.
I think if I'd stopped I could have probably hit that.
Object 268 version 4.
You got my commander on the contriver. Nice good pick, I'd say.
Trying to go for those Orcs gun pens.
I'm stuck under the floorboards. Nooo! King Baby's quite good. I choose one of the, um,
the melty ones. Melt them down. Melt down an old, remember that you don't like voice
acting on. Did I just pop his automatic fire extinguisher? It's pretty harsh. I just literally
spent nothing to pop that guy's auto fire extinguisher.
It's amazing how, as soon as I start to get these upgrades, like, this tank is completely
transformed.
It really has.
Since I got the engine power, everything feels different on this tank.
It really does.
It feels completely different now.
The engine power, that 100 engine power has turned this tank from feeling horrific to actually
feeling pretty okay honestly.
Jesus, when did I get 9k combo?
Do you like the kinky-dee command that makes you enjoy the can opener more?
Thanks mate.
It had a lot of fun with this one.
It won't be for everyone.
It'd be faster for me to go around.
Exactly, it's gonna go smacking everyone this game.
I think this was actually a bad decision I should have gone up high for those two.
Russian Ratter is better than all the upgrades in MaxDark? Yes. I'm feeling that right here, right now.
Jesus Christ!
thousand damage that's the fact
It's amazing how yesterday I felt completely powerless in this tank and then at the start
of the day without the engine power buff again I felt very shockingly bad in this vehicle
and as soon as we've got that engine power it feels like a completely different tank.
makes me realize how much turbo is also revolutionized vehicles, you know. It's actually pretty good.
Well, I thought I did good. And then I see this guy do 9k. And then I feel like whatever, but he
is a damage dealer. And I'm more of a tanky thing. I did 5000 spotting. So I mean, he does 8800
combined. And I do 11,000 combined. So I think I win
from a combined perspective. Disgusting. Actually pumping
now. We'll go for accuracy next. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. Top speed, boys. You can admit now that this one's two
kilometers can change the vehicle to a different level. It
really does. It really does. This engine power buff that we
got today a hundred horsepower and the extra top speed it like it just oh it's
so different do you know what the biggest hidden changes this one this change the
20% suspension durability and the repair speed is bonkers it's bonkers do you
know what for your own sanity I would almost recommend you only play this
when you've got five times experience or you just dump a bit of free
experience in once you get like this and this the vehicles playable go this
way get this get this then the vehicles playable before that I run like it's playable but it's
pretty shocking like like look at this now we went we went we went from like zero to hero
complete zero to hero on this tank where are we where's my place for free account look at
this we went yeah yeah I had a horrible session yesterday awful one of my worst so wait I had
51% at like 3,600 WNA though.
Like if we look at my Tashenrata,
I'm winning a lot today.
I'm winning a lot today actually.
So we had airfields, cliff disappointment,
pill saying I threw, I don't know,
I just felt like these games were so mediocre, you know?
They'll say no proper through.
And then now it's just like absolute stonks,
absolute stonks.
This was the first game with the engine.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Keep it going.
This thing's gonna be ridiculous
for the stats on this account.
The average damage, everything on it.
All righty then.
I'm thinking that might be enough free to play today.
If I burn all of my boosts, I might go play my main.
I have, I've done all my boosts.
I think that's quite enough free to play for today.
Yeah, let's go on the main account everyone.
Hooray!
All right, I'll go make a comment
on my YouTube video to clarify.
Sorry for misspeaking at the start.
things available. Hi everyone! Just to clarify, as I misspoke, uh, misspoke once. Welcome!
This beer vehicle will be available or simply logging in this Friday the 19th and claiming
in the garage.
There we go.
Now everyone's happy, right?
Yes, everyone's happy.
Good. Good. All right. Okay, let's go on the main account now. Main account. Main account
time. We're going to do some more shackle. Probably. Probably, he says. Let's go guys.
All right, first break in two and a half hours, so whatever. Be right back.
I
I'm going back, sorry it took a little bit longer, I washed the floor to cause he was a filthy boy coming back from his ward.
Don't want that absolute degenerate clumping.
Don't want that absolute degenerate clumping.
Soil all over my house.
Alright, where was I?
Let's go.
What shall I do today?
So go off to the jackal again.
Could go off to the jackal again.
I got to like 90% on the Jackal nearly.
Let's go.
What's up?
Big thank you once again to you, Sarkincho.
Good to see you, my friend.
Muleo, how you doing?
LBRMCMS, thanks for the gifted sub and Attack of Stern, good to see you.
Easy pick.
Corner as well, thank you very much to you.
Guerrilla in the two-tooth, does any suggestion should I get a 62 kill mouse for free tank?
Both are good, I'd rather get the mouse.
Do you be if you had 1000 blueberries in front of you and you got 100,000 pounds for every
blueberry that you eat but one of the blueberries is poisonous and will kill you if eaten?
Would you eat any, and if so, how?
Let's think, let's think, let's think.
It's a really interesting question, I like this question a lot.
So...
If I ate a thousand blueberries, I would know I would die.
So I could kill myself.
Who gets to keep the money?
Like, do my family get to keep the money?
Thousand times a hundred thousand is a hundred million.
Would I be willing to sacrifice my life for a hundred million pounds right now?
Um... 100 million pounds.
100 million pounds.
Wait a minute, can I keep eating blueberries even if the one is poisonous? Does it kill me instantly or not?
Does it kill me instantly or can I just keep eating?
Sorry for asking questions bin mares, but does this does this blueberry like I instantly die or?
Can I keep eating even after I eat I instantly die well
That's very dangerous because there's a one in one thousand chance that I just instantly die and
All I go all my family would get would be a hundred K
I
Get
Okay, so let's think about this.
If I ate...
If I ate a hundred blueberries, I'd have a 10% chance that I'd die, but I'd get 10 million.
And then you never have to work ever again. So...
Is it worth? Is 10 million worth?
A 10% chance that you die. That's the question, isn't it?
I'd never have to play World of Tanks again.
That's one way or another! You win!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Literally, if you eat 100 blueberries, alright?
So 10% of the time you die, and you don't have to go to work ever again.
But 90% of the time, you now have 10 million, and you never have to go to work ever again.
I don't know, dude!
Isn't it a 1% chance?
Not even with 100, there are a thousand, right?
There's a thousand blueberries, so if you had 100, you got a 10% chance that you died.
Why HE?
Uh, I must have fat fingered my keys, I'm not loading HE on purpose, thanks for that.
I must have pressed my three key instead of my E key.
Am I shot?
One in a thousand is one percent?
Bro, one in a thousand is not one percent, you dumbass!
One in a hundred is one percent! Jesus Christ!
That's the second time you said something dumb today, Lobster.
What's wrong with you today?
The worst possible outcome is you eat the first blueberry and you die, but I guess you still
ate a blueberry so your family get 100,000.
I mean it's a pretty fricking good deal, honestly.
10% chance that you die, but you'll instantly die so it won't be like painful or anything.
Your family can still keep...
of it. Most likely.
I'd be pretty sad to die. Let me just clarify. I very much like life. I want to live, uh,
hopefully a long and healthy life.
And I'm making steps to try and live a long, healthy life.
So, I'd be pretty pissed off if I died,
but 10 million, a 10% chance,
a 10% chance that you die for 10 million
is pretty good guys, come on.
You never have to work a day for the rest of your life.
If you win a million, if you win 10 million,
and you invest it wisely, you could probably get 500,000 every year for the rest of your life.
1% you eat 10 for a million? I don't know like a million's pretty good
like for a million you'd probably get about 40 to 50 thousand a year
but that won't keep up with inflation you know
1 million's also GG
well inflation will eat and eventually you'll have to do something unless you want to leave a
very chill life
I guess it depends on where you are in the world.
You invest and start a business with it.
That's a terrible idea.
I mean, you don't need money to invest and start a business.
If you've got an idea for a good business, you should go and get investment.
make the business if you don't have a good idea there's no point in making a
business you move you probably go back for more blueberries
of
how to miss that
from this combo. I think it's a really interesting question, you know, it's
statistics and death and what money means to who and what and why and where.
Interesting.
It's a bit like The Hunger Games, right?
It's pretty good stuff today.
10% chance of dying is also a terrible idea.
But like, hiss goes to snake.
I guess it just depends on how much you don't like work, you know?
Because a 10% chance to die right now, for me, I've probably got about, what, 40 years
of life left on average, a 10% chance to die, but then I could literally live the rest of
my life.
I mean, there's no need to go, there's no need to eat 100 blueberries.
What about 5% for 5 million, you know?
5 million is still, if you had 5 million, that's still, you're retired for life, right?
Completely.
like plain and yacht money, but you are retired for life and very rich. So,
5% chance to die for 5 mil? Probably worth it.
So close to an ace. Yeah, I guess. Hold on, let me just check I don't have any five times emissions
going. I don't. Good. People might live way longer in the near
future. I hear what you're saying, but I don't agree that
humans are going to live way longer. I think that life
expectancy will stay pretty much the same. Plus, I don't know
about you, but I see most 80 year olds and 90 year olds. And
that is not sustainable for the world to look after them.
That's it. That's all there is to say.
You know my mom for example has dementia. She requires full-time care and she's like what 77 or something like
We're having less kids. There's less people who are going to be able to work
Eventually it'll get to a stage where nobody can afford to look after the old people
So they'll have to be some kinds of some kinds of things your mother. Yes. Yes, the thing
So, um, so yeah, you'd take a healthy 80, that's okay, don't worry, you'd take a healthy
80 please.
Yeah, healthy 80s, but like, you see people in their 80s who are not healthy and people
in their 90s who are not healthy and it doesn't look like much of a life, so best wishes
for your mother, we only have one.
nice but obviously like dementia is just a slow downhill decline with no return
that's simple sorry to hit it's fine it's fine why we're talking about life
expectancy on a Christmas vibe it was because bin mezz asked a really
interesting question like I'm sorry you all you don't realize how much of an
interesting question this is from like an existential point all right you're
like stuck in your job and you have an opportunity to never ever have to work
again and you only and it's only a 5% chance that you die it's like it's
it's I'd take it 5 million for 5% easy peasy easy easy health care becomes
better over the years of course your health care becomes more expensive I'm
not sure what your country's like I like the UK health care for example
full-time care for an old person is like 6,000, like about 5,000 pounds a month.
So, you're all talking about how this, but it's not going to be affordable. So all these people
are talking about, oh, we're going to live longer, we're all going to live longer. We won't be able
to afford to look after all of the old people, and especially when our generation is old.
You've never seen a tall eight-year-old you're scared well people do shrink like I'd say my dad was
I'd say my dad was probably about five seven I'd say and my mom was about five five
But my dad now I swear is more like five five five. I reckon my dad's easily shrunk about two or three inches over his life
You better not shrink, you're already short, but I'm sorry you will, everyone shrinks,
all old people shrink.
What's the retirement age in the UK right now?
Private retirement is 55 going up to 57.
We say public retirement from the state pension is like 68 I think now or something.
I like the way you're all so optimistic about old age.
I really don't see that medical advancements are going to change jack shit.
68 robbery.
Which is at 68 most people are dead.
No.
No, most people are alive. That's why the life expectancy for men is 78.
That's literally what it means.
And that's also taking into account people who die very young. People who die very young.
You know? Like let's say somebody dies at 18.
because life... either they had an accident or life cuts their lives and life throws them some horrible thing.
Well that means that for every person who dies at 18, there could be six other people who live to 88.
That's the way that statistics work.
Most people are 67 not in the UK.
Again, the average life expectancy in the UK now is 78 for a man and 80 for a woman.
And that's taking into account all health conditions and everything and blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
Mid-70s you're one accident away like I'm going shit, but it's still alive.
I'm not sure I agree with you, Copperchair, but it depends.
Like my mum and dad fell over in their 70s and they've been okay, but they're pretty
healthy.
Do you think humanity will solve aging eventually?
No.
I don't.
Can you tell me when the boxes disappear?
What boxes?
The loot boxes.
Another question, will the money you get will retire be enough?
You mean like the state pension in the UK?
I don't know what the state pension is exactly right now.
I think it's like about £12,000 a year.
Is it not?
Somebody else will know more than me.
I don't think you can live very well on £12,000 unless you own your house and you're
willing to like not take any holidays anywhere at all and basically just live
on. I mean good luck heating your house good luck like heating your house and
the electric for less than a hundred pounds a month so that's 10% of their
money. How much does it cost to eat three pounds a day minimum three pounds
a day? I'd say per person.
So you have to have some other kind of pension, not just a state one.
And also remember the state pension, a full state pension is only available for people
who have worked.
What is it?
How many years is it?
Is it 30 years?
Or is it 40 years?
I think it's 30 years for a full, or is it 20 years?
How many years is a full state pension guys in the UK?
I don't know.
35 is it?
So you have to have worked 35 years to get that £12,000 a year and you can
only claim after 68 lol you work for 35 years so you can have on average 12,000
pounds a year for for on average 10 years
it's basically 120,000 pounds on average for a man
What's up Sheerlite? Do you think the conversation is depressing?
I'm sorry, I think it's a real conversation, I did.
I should really be pushing right now, that's for sure, I'm going to go up to this leopard.
one claim your NHS patients or 68 really that's that's horrific
stress is the worst thing for aging probably
look at what twitch has done to me over the years lol XD oh no I've never gotten good
morning QB it's up to me I heard the invention of the graveyard must have been amazing people
started buying to get in. That's a good one. You're a funny guy. Guys I was thinking to
myself on this tank that I might drop the turbo and use like a aiming device and the
The experimental aiming could be pretty bad, maybe not.
I just think maybe I should try and focus on the firepower of this tank a little bit more.
Sorry for not trying to win but I just thought I'd try and get some lines here, I'm marking
after all.
What a shit they decapped anyway.
Oh no!
Nooo!
Can't get him, GG.
Maybe I should have gone back to base to try and defend from the other side.
Have I ever been to Amstam?
Yeah, I went to Amsterdam for a single day
while I was presenting at the European Space Agency there,
actually.
Not a good day.
Maybe experimental tour
because it has a bit of feet for it's tabs.
I'd have to take a gander.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
I mean, this is pretty good though, isn't it?
It's pretty good gun handling, I don't know.
I think I still use the turbo just for the engine power, honestly I think like it needs
a bit of grunt.
I just wonder if the, because the vehicle's quite a glass cannon, I wonder if I should
basically try and pump up the damage on it.
I'm just trying to figure it out really, in all honesty.
Why Amsterdam?
Because that's where the European Space Agency is.
Most of the oldest people say they lived stress-free lives.
That's true, but honestly, I think that maybe
they could have lived a simple life, which is fine.
But it could have been a little bit boring as well.
Like people could look at my life
as being actually quite stressful.
of
I honestly think that's an okay amount of tax to pay.
I'll pay an 800 tax to get the hill.
QB, you stressed?
Yeah, probably a very stressed, but I'm the kind of person that actually responds quite well to stress.
I think stress is almost like super power.
I'm sorry, but I strongly disagree that content creators have a very stressful job.
That's absolutely fine.
That's absolutely fine.
You can say that my job is not very stressful.
If you strongly degree Ilmayo, then why don't you go be a content creator?
I'm sure that you will have absolutely no stress in your life then, easy money all the way.
No thoughts, no creativity, no anxiety, no imposter syndrome, no competition, no people
wanting to replace you, you know. If it was super easy job with absolutely no stress,
then I'm pretty sure everyone would be super successful in doing it, right?
Yeah.
Different jobs have different responsibilities.
For example, during when I was at university doing my undergraduate degree, I went and worked
in a milk bottling factory each summer for three months.
Literally, I finished writing my last exam and I gave myself two days off
and then I was in the factory doing a 13 hour days, four to five days a week.
And that job was mentally, mind-numbingly boring.
It was physically taxing on the body, the mind, stress, all of this.
But you know what? I, Becking loved coming home.
Holy shit, it was amazing.
I thought to myself, wow, I've got like the next whatever hours and I can do whatever the hell I want
and I don't have to think about work until I actually get in the car to go and do it again tomorrow.
You don't take any of the thought processes, any of the anything with you at all.
It was... it was...
Your time when you're working sucked, but you had complete free time.
When you weren't working to... to really feel like you had your time.
And also, holidays, for example, you take a holiday, you've got paid and you will leave.
You're not falling behind on anything. Your job is still there when you get back.
No one's trying to take your job from you or replace you while you're gone, you know?
If you're self-employed, everybody who's self-employed who runs their own business
and streamers are self-employed and running their own businesses, if they take time off,
off. That's what happens to the momentum of their business, right? It literally falls
off a cliff from that perspective. So you start thinking, can I take this time off?
Should I take this time off? Can I go to this family event? Can I not go to this family
than what's more important right now.
Your time... you look at content creators as having probably infinite free time to go
and be lazy and do all this and do all that, right?
But I can tell you that the successful content creators are not lazy.
The successful content creators are not lazy and they are making sacrifices in different ways.
So, like, at the end of the day, if you're your own boss, it's amazing because you can take the day off completely and utterly.
Like, it's my choice that I come here and stream every single day, I'm sure.
At the end of the day, the jobs come with different benefits and different stresses, yeah?
Being a streamer is a luxury because you just get to sit on your ass and play video games, you know?
But also, sometimes things pop up, sometimes you have to handle things in your free time.
Sometimes you take it upon yourself to organize other things as well that aren't just for yourself,
like the charity auction that's going on right now, boys and girls.
you could get yourself an EBR 75 or a BZ176 on any server of World of Tanks or you could
play with me or have me feature you in a YouTube video as well. So this charity auction house I
created, it caused me a bit of stress because I didn't realize I wasn't going to be able to run it
for cancer research and so it's like all of these things. So it all adds up. Like yesterday
I had beer bellies say, oh, I've jumped the gun and made a generous donation to uh, to cancer research
And then I was there sitting and not yeah cancer research, we're not sitting but I haven't run the poll and this and that and
Have to try and handle this speak to this person do this do that try and organize it make sure
What's the community going to think about it? Are they going to be happy? Are they going to be sad?
How's it going to work out?
it's
You have periods where you work harder and you have periods where you work less so
So yeah, like I don't get me wrong, I think that content creators have it pretty easy in some regards, and sometimes.
But also anyone who is self-employed and makes their own choices is constantly having to make decisions with their time and sacrifices in different ways.
You're not an imposter, you're the real deal.
Yeah, I hear you, but here's the thing, anyone, I genuinely believe that every person who
gets into a position that I am questions themselves and questions what their motives
are and questions what their beliefs are, right?
One of the reasons why I feel that I think I've done this so successfully for so long
is that I still genuinely care about putting on a good show.
Some days more than others for sure.
Some days more than others for sure.
But I still actually genuinely care.
I still feel like I have a shred of integrity even after all of these years.
And at the end of the day my main motivation still is to feel like I want to get this balance
of playing reasonably well while also being reasonably entertaining while also having
reasonable interactions that are sustainable with the audience that hopefully I'm being
reasonably entertaining for, you know?
That's the deal.
I could just not care about you all.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's quite... that was nearly very bad.
I could just not care about you all.
I wish I could just not care about you all, honestly.
It'd be so much easier if I just didn't care.
And then I focused on, for example,
myself.
Or the game.
Ah. Well played, Lepid. He wasn't bad. Shit! Dude, this map is absolute ass. Absolute
ass. What happened with this Rhymer tile? How did he get farmed? What even happened to him? I didn't
even see. Maybe it was the Type 71. Try to think about where you should go. I can't believe that
Leopard was able to chunk me so hard. He shot me once, twice, three times, four times, five times?
Good god, sir. How many times did I shoot him? Five times?
I shot the manticore once so I wish I just didn't care but I do for some reason I still
bloody do awful game hate this map honestly one of the worst map changes in world of tanks
history. That's all there is to say. One of the worst changes in World of Tanks history
this map. How did I get zero spotting, seriously? Can they really just not shoot up there at
all? Why could nobody manage to dump them? Why did nobody dump the leopard as he came
around the corner? He went there, right? For him to kill me here, he must have literally
driven there. Why? Why could these tweedled dumb mother buzzers not shoot him while he
was up there? Is that lip on the ridge really protecting him? I don't think it is. I just
think I had stupid on my team. Now, yeah, like being a content creator is a blessing. I'm
living my dream and that's why I put so much effort and time into it to nurture it and
to try and sustain it in a way, right?
Also, do you know what another big thing is
from being a content creator
that I don't even have to worry about?
And what a lot of you might not realize
because a lot of you might be watching me
more than a lot of other creators
is that there's a huge amount of anxiety
about it's not just how good you are as a creator,
it's also about how well
the game that you're kind of creating for. Now look, there are some creators out there who can
basically play anything and be entertaining and they'll have a huge audience irrelevant of what
they play. That's fine, but I'd say those creators are a minority. I'd say there's a lot of creators
out there who are known for like one title. For example, they play a single title and their
audience get used to that title and get catered towards that title, right?
But those creators, these ebbs and flows that they have and then thinking about
switching titles and so on and so forth, it's like having to move jobs in that way
and to re-engage and refocus on that game, you know? It's amazing how many
creators I've seen that, for example, were absolutely huge on one game and then
they just drop off completely when they either change titles or they just... they move, you know.
Luckily for me, apart from in like about 2017 and 2018,
maybe even 2019 as well, when water tanks definitely looked like it was on the down.
Before Covid boost and before Ukrainians merged into the EU server in 2022.
And then before the World of Tanks 2.0 boost, you know.
all of that. I haven't really had to worry about relevancy. There will be a time, though.
I won't name names, but I've had quite a few other World of Tanks creators. Oh, you crap.
What are you doing?
Just push two people around the corner there.
I won't name names, but I've had other World of Tanks content creators reach out to me and say like,
Hey, what's going on? Why am I not getting views? Or why am I not getting this? Or why am I not getting that?
And yeah, it just sucks.
It sucks. It's very easy for Uncle Spruvibibby to be sitting here with by far the biggest World of Tanks audience
and to feel like immortality and not have to feel the pressure from numbers
speaking louder than words. But I do know that there are World of Tanks content
creators out there who do get concerned about the numbers and do have to worry
about it because they got bills to pay and families to support and so on and
so forth. And so they have anxiety, right? They have that fear. That's
That's something that a content creator has to be concerned about.
So at the end of the day, while making content on video games might appear like it's a non-stressful
job.
And let me also clarify, I very much love what I'm doing and that's why I don't want
to stop doing it. I don't think it's like a bouquet of rainbows and sunshine the whole
time. That's coming from someone who has also done quite stressful things in workplaces
or academically as well.
Maybe I must have seen me.
It's a Darth Ralfston hunting.
Very few escape the stresses in life.
I don't think anyone ever truly escapes stress in life unless they lower their expectations.
I think the only way to do that is to actually lower your expectations.
It's like working for Wargaming, but you've got no job security in the immersive and visible
algorithms to a degree.
Let me clarify, I was not working for Wargaming in any sense of the word before they started
to use drops in 2020.
I have to admit, since then it does feel as if Wargaming have a lot more control on
their category.
And I guess it's just you've got to have a controversial question that needs to be asked.
Who owns the World of Tanks category?
You know, is it the streamers?
Or is it the game's creator, right?
Should it be the streamers who were building Twitch?
Or is it the studio that makes the game?
It's a hard thing to think about, right?
As a lot of developers find ways of changing the way that their category is viewed on Twitch.
It definitely changes things there.
Stress is a big thing in life.
I guess one of the big things that we need to establish here in this conversation is,
Guys, stress is actually, I think, a very productive human instinct to focus on things that are important,
because you know they have ramifications. That's what I feel, you know? So I think the big problem
with society right now is a lot of people think that stress is just a super negative bad thing,
But I look at it actually as, as long as you don't get overwhelmed by it, it's a motivator to know what's actually important to you.
And so, it's natural to feel a bit of anxiety about something.
If you didn't feel anxious about something, you probably don't care about it.
You need to feel a little bit of anxiety.
But it's just when that anxiety means that you can no longer function,
That's where the issue is.
And so...
Think of it like this.
It's kind of like...
It's kind of like you're running a car, you know?
If you've got that like red bit at the end of your speedometer,
or your engine revs, right?
If you use too much of the engine, bad shit's going to happen.
But if you don't use any of it at all,
then you're gonna stall and you're gonna fail.
You're gonna stall the car. So it's like that sweet spot. Oh crap. And then whatever people want to go for...
Whatever the sweet spot is for different people, that's gonna be down to them.
Honestly, some people in life, they're probably just treading water, and they're not actually swimming at all.
You won't ever learn to swim unless you're slightly putting yourself in a slight precarious situation.
If that makes sense.
The sweet spot is where you can kind of like hold your breath and put your toes on the ground, right?
But your head is underwater.
That's where you want to be in my opinion in life.
You want to be having to swim. You want to be having to push yourself.
I don't think if you're just standing there in the pool,
that you're actually living or getting anywhere.
Do you think CCs have full freedom of speech when it comes to criticizing the game?
Yes. Yes.
Let me clarify. The day that I have to censor myself
with my beliefs in World of Tanks is the day that I will
quit being a cc instantly. I have no filter when it comes to my opinions in World of Tanks and I will
always voice my explicit opinion. And the day that I don't is the day that I should not be a cc.
Can you criticize the game all the time? You do walk a line though you can't call for a boycott.
Why would I try to get the community to rise up for change?
All I can do is provide my opinion and context for it.
I'm not here to try and raise a militia and arm them with pitchforks.
That's not what I'm looking to do.
Be careful I have been down with stress three times as killer daddy Hoy.
Now sold a company and on pension.
sure. I'm not like there's there's different levels as I said if stress is
too much to a point where you become non-functional then you need to lower that
but if you're at the other end of the spectrum when you're feeling unmotivated
lazy and depressed I do feel that maybe like a little bit of stress here and
there can actually be a motivator to get out of that slump and then try and
like exist in the sweet spot but look I'm not a life coach who am I to say
what I think about life in here and there. That's just my life, okay? That's how I feel.
I feel like there have been times in my life where I've been a little bit too lazy and
I feel like there have been times in my life when I've been a little bit too worked. There
is a sweet spot. At the moment I'm right on the cusp of feeling overworked. But
That is my choice, so...
How many hours a week do I stream?
Well, it depends.
At the moment I'm streaming about 60 hours a week, and I'm making a YouTube video every
day, which on average takes at least a couple of hours. So that's 14 hours. So now we're
up to about 74 hours that I'm putting in, and then I have to organize things, do
social media, make thumbnails, send the emails, do all of this, do all of that. So
yeah, right now I'm probably on an 80 hour week I'd say in December. 80 hours a
week I probably put into my content at least that's a lot of work all my god
oh yeah you think I can just sit down and stream for 12 hours well my day at
the moment is let's talk about let's talk about my working day so to say I
I wake up at about 9 a.m. I... hold on... oh shit. I wake up at 9 a.m. I go and make the
video that I've planned already, so I plan it for an hour. I make the video for about
an hour. Make the thumbnail, all this, all of that, blah blah blah blah blah. Then
at 10, at 10, and this is on like a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, 10R walk-through for
about 45 minutes. I'll come home, I'll do a workout for about half an hour, and I will
get breakfast. Then I'll start streaming at 12, and then I'll finish at 12, and then
And I'll plan the next day for an hour while trying to fall asleep by 2am to wake up after
seven hours, and then do it all over again.
Some days you can be a bit lucky though, because there can be days where like the YouTube
video is really easy. And then there can be other days where the YouTube video is quite
tricky. Have you thought about hiring someone? Edit my videos? Why would I hire someone to
edit my videos? Editing the videos isn't the hard part. The hard part is coming up
with an idea and a context. Oh my lord, for real? I did not expect that. I should
be more focused there. Editing the videos is the easy part. The hard part is coming
up with the narrative. Respect to me sounds like a very tiresome day. I'm quite lucky though
I have good nutrition and I actually have quite a good exercise routine in my life right
now. So I'm actually feeling like I've got more energy than ever. The times when things
were hard for me were actually the post-COVID years when I hadn't really figured out how
I could manage to make things work energy-wise. The enthusiasm in each video. I like each
video I make. I genuinely enjoy watching people's banger replays. The tank reviews
can be a little bit laborious. But some of the videos take even longer. Like for example
on Sunday, okay, so I did big streams on Friday and Saturday and then on Sunday I sat down and
thought to myself, oh what can I do? Oh I'm gonna make a premium tank review. Literally it was an
hour and a half of talking or whatever. It's an hour and a half of talking. And then that one
was a good edit as well. Oh God, where'd you come from? That was a long one. That all
in all was about three hours, I'd say, at least for that video of focused. Three hours
was focused. And then the thing is, is that I have to try and do one of the other things
in my life as well, right? I have to do the accounting, I have to do the HR outreach,
sure my mum and dad are okay. It's life. It's life. It's life. Try to sustain my marriage.
That's life. Everyone's got to do that. Your work ethic is impressive. Yeah. Anything about
streaming you genuinely don't like. Yeah, people just... I think the worst thing about
streaming probably is when you have to just regurgitate the same information again because
I'll have about 50,000 unique people tune into one of my streams and if 50,000 unique people tune
into one of my streams, let's imagine that even if only 1% of those don't bother to go and like
read the title, then that's 500 people, that's 500 people who are going to ask the same fricking question.
And imagine that 500 people in 12 hours, 12 hours is like 700 minutes. So that means roughly
one every two minutes, one person every two minutes is going to ask the same bloody question.
And so, yeah, so mods do legendary work
and yeah, the commands move bot and everything useful.
So that's frustrating.
Streaming as well is a bit frustrating
because for you guys, let's say that you have a day
where you just don't wanna play World of Tanks
or let's say you have a rough hour
and you wanna just quit because it's not your day.
I don't think I'd be very successful if I just decided halfway through my stream I'm gonna quit
But today just doesn't make sense
I think if you don't have that consistency there as well, especially when streaming is also about being live to build a deliver micro transactions to people now
There'd be issues
So sometimes it's about
Mental focus and trying to rationalize and then try to just get that consistency back
What about streaming itself? It seems like quite horrible work. Ten hours worth of
short breaks constantly watching people watch their shoulders. I like it.
I'm ready, time.
Good job, what's up? Darkwraith, thank you. Duthraston, thank you. Andre, thank you.
Greywool, thank you very much. You've given me some pass flow, DJ Jager.
Scorp, what's up? Spartan, thank you. Quick escape, thank you. Picto, no free
Wi-Fi for you.
Oh, come on! That's a thousand damage I just missed out on.
Here's my last HG shell as well.
We live in the easiest era of humanity.
Have you ever quit to stream because you're angry and upset or annoyed?
You can probably answer that better than I can.
I've had streams where I've just decided, like I might call it a little bit early,
days where I wasn't planning on doing a full stream anyway, but I don't think I've really
just rage quit streams.
I wonder where the balking kefir is.
Do you think if you gave up streaming and had to go do a normal 9-5 jumping, I slated
I'm dealing with other people it would be difficult to adjust to, so...
...the thing I say to do.
Okay, yeah, but like, I get to work as part of a team again.
I'd love to be part of a team. I don't know what you guys think about me, but maybe this is egotistical.
I think I'm a natural born leader.
I think that I'm very good at motivating people to work together towards a common goal.
And if there's one thing that I like in life, it's having a group goal to work towards.
I freaking love it.
That's why you've probably all seen me come alive during the maneuvers.
Maneuvers, I'm very good at organizing all of the groups and, you know,
being real with people and getting them to work towards their own goals,
while also still it being fun and enjoyable for me.
So I think one of the saddest things about being a streamer
at the end of the day, you are basically doing like a solo job. Now I understand that there's an
opportunity to collaborate and to stream with other people and so on and so forth.
I'll be doing that during the charity stream this Saturday. I'm going to be playing with
Aiyuksin and playing with Gaiju, so yeah, make sure you tune in. But yeah, I think by far the
saddest thing about streaming is that while I get to live my passion of playing video games,
I don't really get as much of an opportunity from the multiplayer aspect in World of Tanks as I used to.
Like my dream dream dream dream game would probably be like managing a guild in World of Warcraft,
but also still being a streamer. I think! But then again, I've done that for like a decade of my life.
Oh, what's this? Hey, Tanya.
Give you my phone. Why do you want my phone?
Oh, why are you signing into PlayStation?
Oh my god, you have to- it needs my phone to sign in now?
That- aww, it's because I still put that stupid pass key on to access that whatever it fricking was, bullshit.
Make sure- like, try and turn that shit off, I don't wanna have- you don't need my phone every time.
Oh, by the way, Tanya, look at one of the latest photos!
Okay, good.
Uh, where was I? Um...
By the way, if that's not complete trust in a marriage that you can give your wife your
phone.
She knows my unlock and everything and so on and so forth.
That's because I am disgustingly clean.
Like clean.
Disgustingly clean.
I mean, not like from a physical sense, but sometimes I get sweaty in a world of tanks
and whatnot.
Oh no way what happened why did I sped my brain no I fluffed this game that was my bad
I just thought kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Oh, thank you, Tanya.
It's a good picture, is it?
Oh, that's good.
Can I sign in?
Oh, you want me to sign in?
Oh, sorry.
She wants me to access the PlayStation.
What?
Ugh.
Oh, this is so stupid.
Apparently, like, my computer has the passkey for freaking PlayStation.
What is this stupid ass system?
How does my, like, phone not have a passkey or something?
How am I gonna scan a QR code on my PC?
What a dumb fricking system, dude.
Unbelievable.
What is this? Like, what is this?
My account, Sony.
Stupid.
Welcome to the bare most of them.
That's it.
I need to go to security and disable.
Give me a second, guys.
Oh, my God, what an absolute ass.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
just use fricking two-factor authentication.
Why do I have to create a password now?
Oh, this is so dumb.
Excuse me.
Thanks for the December what content?
Oh, now I need to change my password.
It can't be the same one you fucking dick PlayStation.
Honestly, fuck you very much stupid ass PlayStation dude. Oh, it's so stupid. It's so stupid dude stupid now
I got to change the stupid password honestly bastard PlayStation total cocks
F this F this fine. Um
I have to just add a passkey
Okay
Okay, okay hold on
Why is it so zoomed in
I forgot six times zoom in must have been stupid tenure
Sorry about this guys give me a second, please apologies
Hold on that wants to be to sign in with a passkey now saying no pass keys are available. How oh my god, how stupid
If you can't use a pass key, scan the QR card with the device you sign in with the pass
keys after signing as you move to...
Oh my God.
I have to go on to an email?
What an absolute...
Yes, fine.
Hold on.
There's no pass keys available.
Choose which device has your pass key.
The fucking PlayStation!
Fuck off, honestly!
Fuck this!
There's one thing that I get really annoyed by.
It's fucking account security and shit like that, dude.
If you want to see how I get frustrated as hell, like, so now it won't let me remove
it without, ah, your absolute total horseshit company, honestly.
What is this?
Sign in with PASCII.
Absolute crate one, yes.
I want to...
Can asshole game, honestly.
Insert your security key into the USB port.
Suck my fucking dick, you stupid company.
What is this?
Just create a whole extra like what is this bullshit dude? Why I went put in the USB port?
I want it on my fucking phone you absolute imbeciles. What is this?
Jesus Christ guys different advice kiss my hairy ass you've got a pass key on this advice
I want my fucking phone you absolute imbeciles
Jesus
Holy crap dudes
Scan this QR code with a device that has your passcode.
What if it's a computer?
Now it's just all frozen.
Oh my god, if you can't use your PASCY scan the Q card with, how do I scan my PASCY?
They think people don't use computers these days!
You can't scan the QR code, send the link to sign in, open the link in the email, using the device you used to sign in with your PASCYs.
Sorry guys, just one second, this is, I hope some of you are finding this quite funny.
There is no number displayed.
Oh, there is.
Shit, it was!
There was a number.
Okay, good.
I think I did it.
I think I did it.
I think I did it.
I think I did it.
it. I think I did it. Give me one second. One second, guys, nearly there. Sorry. No
No pass keys available.
One second.
Sorry about this.
Good God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Pro tip, don't add pass keys on your PlayStation account.
Absolute toss bastards, honestly.
Connection to server was lost.
Of course the connection to server was lost.
That's wonderful.
That's wonderful.
Okay. I think I did it. Oh my God, that was so bloody frustrating and complicated.
Thank you.
Okay. There you go. Not like the PlayStation was very annoying. Okay. I think it's sorted
now enjoy. What are you playing? You're going to watch anime on the PlayStation.
I'm going to eat a sandwich, guys.
I played German sandwich today.
What's wrong with this build?
Why do I want a bowliner on this thing?
Where's my gun lane drive?
I just... yeah. Yeah. GG. GG. GG, I'm gonna eat this sandwich. Dude, can you believe it?
We found one thing that stresses me out more than World of Tanks. And that is pass keys.
What is this stupid new system? Like pass keys? Why don't we just have like authorization apps?
Huh.
Wow.
I got the man called killed guys shit I thought I could go in
survive on the ridge. My bad. I thought I could slip on this ridge and then maybe I
could reload again for the Mentor to get me. Feels bad, man.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What's that we're just doing? All right, guys. New drops are
starting in six minutes I'm just gonna go and quickly run around the house I'll
be back a bit of fresh drink
another successful game another sandwich devoured
Welcome
Welcome!
I'm back. Oh shit. It's already been dropped for a minute. What am I doing with my life?
Anyway, I could see what... Let's go. Let's go. Sorry about that. Alright guys, let's
get back in the shackle. Okay, we had a good talk about the meaning of life. But unfortunately,
when you talk about the meaning of life, your marks, hold on, why did my marks go up? Oh,
I'm actually doing like 4,800. Maybe I should talk about the meaning of life more. Hmm,
I think I could have got more out of those games though in all honesty. I do think
I could have got more out of those games. I'm at 90% marks. Let's see if we can get a little bit higher.
What is it? Four o'clock now?
Dude, I haven't said thank you to subs in so long. I'm a terrible streamer. Thank you very much to
you. Koi Ruler. How you doing Koi Ruler? Dark Raids, Darth Ralston. Once again, thank you Gray Wolf.
Pass flow. Good service. Thank you. Skansa, you're a new sub today. Thank you Skansa.
Um, Fusk, thank you very much. You Fusk for the five gifted subs that was 23 minutes ago.
Is that when I was raging at PlayStation? Maybe, dude. Thank you, Fusk. Also gets what's
up. Brian, thank you very much, dude, for the thousand bits. Thank you for the December
water tanks content, QB. You're very welcome, mate. I got you back. Ah, I'll be slamming
it daily until January. Like a naughty little work goblin. Thank you. And also thank you
so much to the big ear. Do you have one ear that's specifically big? Like one ear that's
bigger than the other ear? Maybe. Or jokes aside, thank you so much to you. The big
Yeah, for the five gifted subs. It's incredibly kind of you.
Thank you the big year. Congrats to everyone who managed to get one.
Thank you the big year.
Oh, should have hit that.
And also, a Rascal.
A Rascal.
Thank you, a Rascal, for being a new Super Prime.
Yayaalke as well, says pushing the envelope for three years, I know.
Is that Dundas Thunder?
Dundas Thunder?
Thanks, Dundas Thunder.
I appreciate you, Dundas Dunder, thanks for being a new Super Prime.
Thank you, Dundas Dunder.
And also, is that Edith Gertrude?
Edith Gertrude, you're a continuing sub. Thank you, Edith Gertrude.
Appreciate you very much, Edith.
Thanks for continuing sub, Edith. It's very kind of you.
Ronnie Kumba as well. Thanks for continuing sub.
Bayou, thanks for being a new sub with Prime.
Aww, that was my ability hit.
Thank you, Ronnie. Thank you, Bayo. Thank you all very much. Sorry for the intermittent
gameplay today so far. Let's get some focus going now and crush our enemies.
I can't be that CS 63 is getting away with the side-scraping so much.
I'm heavier than him, right?
Oh, no! It's a push out!
No way! Stinky ass!
Italian weasel came out of nowhere.
Oh, God.
I would have killed the S2B1.
There was a leopard there as well.
Oh, man. Maybe too cheeky.
What are these two TDs doing in the middle of the map?
We're waiting, QB.
Why can't they be sitting here with the Hirshkafer?
Got them at so many tanks there.
What? A new update?
Oh my god, you're actually right.
Oh, oh, test server is poll tanks canceled then poll tanks guys poll tanks are canceled.
Poll tanks are canceled guys.
It looks like I can play the new auto loaders on the test server maybe give me a second
Looks like thank you very much, T30, I appreciate you.
That's good news.
Hold on.
Hold on, I have to close this game.
Is the test server up now?
Oh, test server, test server.
I've got to close the game
to see if I can update the test server.
The poll tanks went so well yesterday.
They actually did after the first six or seven.
Give me a sec.
Common test update available.
Checking for updates, downloading 11 gigs.
Oof, that doesn't take me very long usually.
Okay, what was I doing with my life?
Okay, update 2.1.1, join the common test.
New tier eight to tier 11 US medium.
Come branch, two more tier 11 vehicles.
Is this the first time we've had a test server
when people could play all of the tier 11s?
Rebalanced tier 11 vehicles.
In addition, improvements to onslaught plus more.
Okay, so firstly, new tier 8 to tier 11, auto cannon medium tank branch.
There he is.
Is it Ares? Ares probably.
75 at tier 8.
Ares 90C at Tier 11, all on wheel, the thermal overheat control autocannons whose ability to fire constantly is limited by the excess heat they generate as the burst continues, the gun gradually heats up with its parameters worsening until it's unable to fire at all, requiring them to cool off.
That's a reserve reserve line mechanic reserve track mechanic. Sorry. Okay
You'll be able to see the Chinese and Japanese vehicles with their non-final stats, but you won't be able to play them
Six
You can't test the areas 90 C which can be seen in the tech tree with non-final stats
Okay. Interesting. So you can't play the new tier 11's.
Apparently the.
They're not letting people play.
there is 90 in onslaught because otherwise everyone's just going to grind it aren't they?
Interface improvements, you can now track your rank history and see your best performing vehicles,
what customization elements you're closer to receiving in the current season.
114 can now be played in onslaught, map roster changes, Erlenberg is in, Klondike is out,
interesting. The onslaught shop offers the LTC2, a brand new tier 9 light tank,
and two new pieces of improved equipment. Oh no. Oh no. Telescopic observational system.
Holy shit, guys. The final drive will leave the onslaught shop. Oh my god, they're putting in
binoculars. Guys, is that binoculars and camouflage net, is it? No, it's not BondCVS,
is it? Is it Bond CVS? No, no, no, telescopic observational system. Is it Bond CVS or is
it Bond binoculars? Guys, I think it might be Bond binoculars. It might be Bond binoculars.
I don't think it's CVS. We'll find out soon. Sound physics simulation expands to
onslaught, the new sound physics system introduced in update 2.1.
Adding onto new maps, fine.
Snowballs and Ice Age, no one cares.
Frontline, whatever, UI improvements, whatever.
The outstanding collector achievement has been modified.
Once tied to 2.0 gift, it's now a permanent feature.
It could be earned without rush by anyone who has researched all of the vehicles.
I think that's pretty lame.
I think that it should have been that you had everything before they expanded, like I don't think the catch-up should have been there, but whatever that's what we're going to want to do.
LTC2.
Oh my god.
I would love it if.
Oh, okay. Hold on. I lost my focus. Where was I? I'm wondering if tanks GG can update
to the latest test server.
All right, anyway, anyway, anyway, patch notes.
Where the hell is the patch notes?
Sorry, what, oh, here.
The system allows the gun to continuous fire without the need for reload.
The higher the gun's temperature, the more some of its parameters change.
Continuous firing will cause the gun to overheat preventing further firing until it cools
down.
Interesting.
I wonder if it'll get less accurate or if it's fire will speed up.
Two new researchable vehicles.
Chinese tank destroyer.
Sequential rocket thrusters that boosts acceleration and maneuverability for several
seconds. Left and right thrusters can operate independently allowing for faster hull traverse
without compromising reverse. Interesting. STK2, active gun cooling. The gun heats up
when fired, which negatively affects its accuracy. After each shot, it begins cooling
down and returns the base parameters, allowing for more accurate firing. So it sounds exactly
like a Type 71 then. Post battle screens. The following progressions and spoilers
So a new post, sorry, a new missions progress tab
has been added to the post battle results screen.
Displays both completed missions, blah, blah, blah,
navigate to corresponding blah, blah, blah,
the following types of progression supported,
new or maximum level, battle, past stage
and chapter progress, tank academy missions,
regular missions, daily, weekly, bonus,
premium and epic missions,
sector three personal missions campaign. New vehicle and module
available fine. On slot. Yeah, we need to find out what this
LTC two is. What do they say?
T9 American light tank has been added to the onslaught store.
Oh, it's here already.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It's a reward tank. It's not premium, though.
Huh. What a freak it's actually got. It's able to ricochet low caliber guns.
Oh, God, it has horrible gun depression over the side for some reason.
Don't know why Wargaming did that. Why do they do this?
This must the 3D model must or visual must be there.
Oh God, just get rid of them you bastards.
Honestly, that's gonna be the most annoying thing of all time.
Just because you've got headlights there
that don't actually count as headlights in the model.
Honestly, it's just terrible design
when they do that with tanks.
I hate it.
I hate it so much when they do that.
That's crazy though.
That armor is actually really good.
What?
That's scary.
Okay, it's got 200 damage. How many?
Hold on.
Hold on. Shut the box. Does anyone else think this looks like a walkable dog?
Does anyone else think this looks like a walkable dog guys?
10 round mag, 200 alpha, 2 second intro clip.
This looks like a walker bulldog with 50% like with 50 more alpha than it used to.
Wow.
What were we were?
What were we were?
Got that 45 second reload is a tragedy.
What's this loss out what all comes high Cubans? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Seems like a bit of a May patch on the whole. What all comes a May patch? Sorry. What did
you say? Oh, a Meh patch. I mean, mate, for me, it looks pretty good. I'm going to get
this an onslaught. I'm going to have to get championed to get
the biggest discount that I can get off this. 10 degrees of
depression.
Damn, son.
It's very hard to decide whether this is a good tank or not.
It's going to be funny, though.
Like, it's the equivalent of having a four-second intraclip reload for 400 damage.
It could be fun, it's camo is, that doesn't look like very good camo.
Is it really big actually? It looks like it might be quite big.
Interesting.
I wonder what the requirement will be. Do you think you'll have to get champion to get it?
to get it? It's hard to say. I've only got three gigs to update now guys, then I'll be on the test server.
Telescopic observational system and tactical concealment net.
Hold on, what's this? Telescopic observation system and tactical concealment net are now
available as rewards for completing weekly missions. Oh wow.
the progressive Rex draconis crimson style available dog tank backgrounds adjustments
being made on the following maps to junkie mines always to Bay sand river and sigford line
What are they doing? Is that just for onslaught though probably? Probably onslaught maps. New
vehicle available. The areas has been disabled in that mode. They don't want people to grind.
Oh guys, we can see the changes. We can see the changes. Here we go. We can see the changes
to tanks. Well, firstly, this is interesting. They've just buffed the T34-85M apparently.
They've buffed the T28 with the F30 and the ISM and the ISU152 has been buffed as well.
And the KV-1 shielded. Hold on. Oh, here's the 432U buff. Interesting.
Alright guys, 4-3-2 of you buff. Reload time has been changed by half a second. Okay,
hull armour thickness has been changed from 40 to 55. That's massive for over matches.
Vehicle durability has been changed by 50. Time to reach heat levels has been changed
charged by half a second, half a second,
a one second and then one and a half seconds.
Wow.
Time before charge overheating has been changed
from three to six.
Wow.
Wow.
Charge overheating duration has been changed
from six to four.
Very interesting.
So it looks like that vehicle is going to be more durable,
have better DPM
and it's gonna charge faster to get more dangerous quicker
And it also is going to be able to have that extra timer at the end.
They're doubling the time that you have to land that perfect shot,
doubling the time that you have to land that perfect shot.
That looks like a pretty big change.
I like this. I don't think wargaming have gone too much.
I don't think wargaming have done too much.
I think this is a good change.
This looks like a good change to me.
I think that the vehicle will be strong, but I think it will be not OP, but it's going to be good.
Okay, the verbesit, verbesit, he says, is gaining improved dispersion on movement and
hull traverse by 10%.
They're improving the accuracy of the gun from 0.34 to 0.32 and they're increasing the
velocity of the heat shell and increasing the hit points by 50.
I feel like that's a much smaller buff, honestly.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure that's enough for the leopard, honestly.
I'm not sure that's enough guys, just my opinion.
But I don't think that's gonna be enough
for the leopard, the beset.
It's a good step in the right direction,
but I don't think it'll be enough.
Okay, let's look at the Hirschkäfer.
The Hirsch keffer is gaining a 9% buff to its turret traverse dispersion.
Its reload time is being improved by 0.2 seconds.
And the damage of the gun has been changed from 550-80 to 680-800.
I honestly don't think that's enough.
I don't think that's enough.
I think it's still, I don't think that's enough.
I don't think they're doing enough to the Hirschkeffer and the Verbesset.
I don't think it's enough.
It's a good step in the right direction, but I think it's not enough, in my opinion.
That's how I feel.
But I'd rather they made small changes rather than big changes.
That's how I feel about that as well.
Panther M-10 is gaining a buff.
USA is adding vehicles.
M10 RBF, M10 RBF, M-Tidy buff.
Not a big deal.
Okay, ASXX40T. This looks much more substantial.
Dispersion during movement.
The hull traverse and the turret traverse has been decreased.
decreased. It's almost like you're using vert stabs. Amazing.
Dispersion after firing has been decreased as well. The reload time has been
changed from 36 to 33. Velocity of the OFLAS shell has been increased by 38%
huge. Reverse speed buff big. Durability buff big. The amount of HP granted by
the hit points upgrade has been changed. Oh, so it looks like they're keeping the hit points the same.
The bonus dispersion during movement hold reverse has been changed. Oh,
so they're just basically making it better stock lol lol guys they've barely like they've
buffed it a little bit but they've barely it's like not big they've buffed the turret reverse
dispersion by 25%, which is big. And the bloom after firing by 17%, which is big as well.
But they're buffing the stock configuration by a lot, but they're not buffing the upgraded
configuration by that much. Interesting.
M41D is gaining a massive gunhandling buff, massive gunhandling buff.
Chacal is gaining big dispersion buff, 17% that's huge, it's gaining an accuracy buff
and a rate of fire buff by 0.3 seconds.
Interesting.
So they're just literally buffing the firepower of the Chakal
and making its reverse speed better as well,
which means that a turbo might not be so mandatory.
Interesting.
It's not a big buff to the Chakal,
but I don't think the Chakal needs a big buff anyway.
Fine.
Emile1951 is getting a buff.
Oh, here's the big one, the Stritzvang10712.
Oh, wow, look at that.
Time to switch from drive mode to pillbox mode has been changed from 8 seconds to 5.
Time to switch from siege mode to pillbox mode has been changed from 6 seconds to 3.
Time to switch from pillbox mode to siege mode has been changed from 4 seconds to 3
and pillbox mode to drive mode five seconds to four. Wow.
The bonus reload in pillbox has been changed from 5% to minus
7.5%. And the bonus dispersion to pillbox has been changed from
10% to minus 15%, very significant. Oh, nice.
Kittens at the awesome tanks GG website has apparently or like watch this this is just amazing. Look at this
Fricking legend. Look at this kittens
Running the tanks GG website. What an absolute legend guys
Look at this. We already have the public test server stats so we can see this is amazing
Hold on. Have they reversed the position of this or am I going crazy?
I swear it was used to be the high tiers were higher
All right, hold on, let's do this,
let's do old Jackal versus new Jackal
just to test, see the website's working.
Oh, it is lovely.
So 100 DPM buff, that is the equivalent of going from,
that's like three vert stabs.
This will be a lovely buff.
Let's take a look in the engagement mode active.
Why can't I click that?
Why can't I click this?
No, must be a bug.
3000 DPM based on this thing.
What happens in the engagement mode now?
Hold on.
Oof. Oof. Oof, sir. This thing will get 3,750 DPM and 0.27 accuracy. What did it have
previously.
How they've buffed they've buffed the accuracy inside the snipy mode as well. It's going to be legendary in the snipy mode.
Exciting. All right guys, I'm on the test server.
I'm on the test server. Oh look it's the old garage. That's nice. Okay guys. Firstly let's
go take a look at the new fancy equipment. Season of the Crimson Dragon. Guys, let's
Let's take a look at the equipment. Where is it? How do I access it? Guys, it's here.
27.5% increased view range. 5,000 bonds base price. You have to get bronze to access it.
What about the LTC2?
If you want to get the LTC2, you have to get gold.
You have to get gold.
What was the camonet doing previously?
That's what I want to know.
Oh, wait a minute.
Sorry, the camonet.
We haven't looked at the camonet.
Camonet is up to 17.5% depending on vehicle type.
seven and a half to seventeen and a half and this is twenty seven and a half
what was it previously on the e25 let's take a look at the e25 I use both of
those on my e25 previous camera was 15 and it was 17 and a half in a slot
hold on I'm confused was this really 17 and a half in a slot previously maybe for
light tanks hold on what happens if I put a camo net in here what happens so for a
a light tank it's 15 inside a slot.
Well, it looks like it's 15 in a slot.
No, it's 12 and a half in a slot.
Dude, how confusing is that?
How it says five to 15 and seven and a half
to 17 and a half.
Okay, so for a light tank it's 12 and a half
or a tank destroyer outside of a slot,
It's 15, so I guess for a tank destroyer inside a slot, it's 17 and a half, but tank destroyers
can't get scouting slots, right?
There isn't a tank destroyer in the game that has a scouting slot, am I right?
Tank destroyers can, oh no women, can tank destroyers get scouting slots?
I think they can actually, yeah they can, shit, my bad, they can get scouting slots,
So what happens if I put a camonet on here?
Okay, so a camonet here is 17.5 inside a slot.
It's 15 outside of a slot.
So does that mean that the bond one is only 17.5 as well?
Guys, am I missing something here?
But it says 17.5%.
Can you play onslaught and I access it if I if I play 10 games, can I access the purchase?
It says one and a half seconds to activate
Holy shit, you're right
That's that's that's actually really oh
My god guys
Guys what the frick?
They've made the activation time half of it
Guys, they've halved the activation time for the binoculars, so it's one and a half seconds
now instead of three.
That's the business.
Is that correct?
I wonder if it's bugged.
What Hawcum's big question should be.
Can Mouse get Scouting Slot?
What Hawcum's?
No.
That must be intended.
Wow, very interesting.
Is there a way to get the new bond equipment on the test server, guys?
Anyone know?
One and a half seconds is crazy.
such a huge change to go from three to so it's not actually increasing the camo or the
view range in the game. By playing, what if I play 10 games of onslaught? Does it actually
work? If I just go rush in 10 times and onslaught and it gives me bronze, can I buy it then?
Can you even play onslaught on this game mode?
Unsuitable for that.
It's two games.
Oh, it's two games.
Oh, it's just two games.
Okay, I'll just play two games of onslaught then quickly.
Okay.
Okay.
Players in the queue, one, three.
This is more of a buff to vehicles with high camo, slot and high view range.
Well, what it means is that you can put your vision system inside the scouting slot and then the binoculars.
Oh my God.
Imagine that though, 27%.
percent
27 and a half percent in only one and a half seconds
That's not a long time. What is that like zero one?
it's like
Like that roughly that is not a long time
Like previously it was zero one two
Three that's a long time who really uses camonet and but and binoculars
Vilius, I don't think you're understanding the opportunities that this poses, my friend.
I don't think you're understanding the opportunities.
They're changing the time that it takes for the binoculars to activate.
If you have bond binoculars from three seconds to one and a half, it could actually be huge.
Like actually huge.
F all this doctor baby.
You have shown us the way.
What's the way?
We need buffs for the sneaky scout Enrade.
It is tiny in a bush and sneaky going forward in Prahrithka.
Right?
are right like the idea but like I don't know man I still think that it'd be no no I mean
I hear what you're suggesting but I really still don't think that you should ever put
coated optics on a heavy. I don't think you should ever put coated optics on heavy let
alone binoculars on a heavy. I do think that there would be a meme where you could have
have like a 600 meter view range Tash and Rata.
But,
there's just so few times that it would actually happen.
By the way, if anyone's on the Bloody Test Server,
sign up for onslaught so that we can just get the,
I wanna test this new equipment.
Is there any other way to get the new equipment
or do we have to play two? Come on.
If anyone's on the Test Server,
Bloody join the onslaught queue, I don't mind you stream sniping this time, just come and
do it.
The common test is up yes.
Welcome to the family son.
What's up Adcov, good to see you.
Come on a little bit more, a few more people.
the onslaught. Let's play a couple games so that we can get the binoculars and equipment.
Which server am I on? I think there's only one server, isn't there? So it's farm 107
with Bonnet. Welcome Bond. Bino's ultimate hidden sniper. Guys, remember that the
The new bond binos and bond net don't actually increase the value.
All they're doing is allowing you to activate them earlier.
Am I on CT2 at the moment?
Oh yeah, I'm on CT2.
You're right.
Shit, maybe I should be on CT1.
Are there more people on CT1?
No, there's only CT.
It looks like there's only CT2.
Welcome.
Come on. We're nearly there. We just need three more people. Come on, guys.
How do you go on CT2 if you're in Europe?
You have to download it.
Hey, we did it.
Well done.
Oh my God, it's the new map.
GG, GG, GG.
We have the new map.
Well, new old map.
Oh my god, Samantha's on here as well.
Is T-13 Jor on the enemy team?
Stupid T-13 Jor.
Good.
I don't have many tanks available at all.
So we're going to have to play two games or something, aren't we?
two games to get the new equipment is it?
T-13 Jorah's stream sniping us.
Samantha.
He's filthy.
What happened to invest?
What do you mean what happened to invest?
I don't know.
It's about to have a very bad day.
Why is there nobody penning this E50?
Why did I lose so many hit points there?
It makes no frigging sense.
I don't know what happened, why my team took so long to kill the E50 there, but they did.
I'm gonna die to a barrage I guess.
What damage does this do at level 1?
Oh, it actually does enough.
I got him, I think.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
It's all good, it's all good.
Samantha's farming.
Make sure you kill that T-13, Joy.
Rape boss, Samantha.
Go, Samantha! Farm of arm!
One into that mouse, and then your E-50 can kill him.
them. Oh no, T-13 Joy's gonna win. Got a tank advantage now. Look at that filthy T-30
way. I don't know why, I don't know why that E-50M took too long to go. Oh no, T-30's got
a kill, he's gonna kill Samantha as well. Oh, Samantha's about to get nuked. T-30 Joy
I wouldn't kill Samantha. Oh, he's fluffing! Oh no, he rams! No! I like the way there's
T30 enjoyer and E100 enjoyer on the enemy team. Neither of them are playing the tanks
that they enjoy. I lost far too many hit points to that E50M, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's,
GG's. I can't believe T30 enjoys a 5, what a whizzle. Okay, I think we have to play
one more game of onslaught and then we get the binoculars and the cabinet, I hope.
I gave it a go.
Guess this guy was farming, maybe he was shooting at the mouse at distance or something?
I don't know why the E50M was allowed to survive for as long as he did, but shoo-choo.
All right, I need to do one more battle to get placement.
Fine, but fine. Shoo-choo-choo. I need to go quick. Where's my E50M at? Here it is. Fine.
I need to play again before I lose the queue. Nice.
Oh, that was close. I might have missed that game.
It would have been a disaster. Oh my god, bloody Samantha and T13 Jorah on the enemy team.
focus and best scum
there we go
um what am I gonna do
this shit man
why is it back was this not in the map rotation last time
They are not en-vest.
Samantha and T-13 Jorah are.
I get that they don't see that they're en-vest.
I wonder what T-13 joints Samantha will do.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, they're going to shove me.
That's good tactic.
strong
buddy Samantha
Sorry Samantha
Where's T30 Jor as well? I see him.
Oh, he's got a Samantha's dead gun! He's blocking for him!
I must get T-30 Jorah as well. I must get T-30 Jorah as well! Damn! The lower rolls!
Ah. Revenge. It was a valiant effort. I like it. They should have pushed harder though.
If they'd pushed over and farmed up these guys, they might have been able to win.
Did they have an AFK EBR?
Oh, bit of lane.
Bro, WTF is this?
That's lobster.
Welcome!
Samantha says I let him do that.
You felt bad for me in the previous game.
All right, hopefully we should have access to the new equipment.
What rank am I?
Please say I'm bronze.
Please say I'm bronze.
Are you freaking kidding me?
I'm iron?
How is this fair?
I have to play again?
Like, what is this even?
How can I be iron on this account? This makes no sense. You're telling me I can't buy the fricking equipment?
Oh, this is complete asshole-ish, degenerate wargaming behavior.
Seriously? I can't even access it? Are you fricking kidding me?
What? Dudes?
Well, I was second in the team there! How could I not? What?!
I was champion last season. Oh this stupid matchmaker. Alright, we need to rig two games.
Quacky Babs. Quacky Babs needs wins. I need 100 points. We need to rig T30 enjoy if you
bloody win this game and cost me points. I can't go lower in iron. Outrageous. We are
iron gaming. No! At least I've got iron A. Freaky T-30 enjoy somehow got bronze. Doesn't
even make sense. I was cos he won two games in a row. Do you know what? That actually
just shows that winning is important for like what ranks you get. Freaking T-30 enjoy
a weasel. Okay. You want one out of two? Oh, you're right. Now do you end up in a
higher rank than me? You probably did better in the first game, I'd say. I need a hundred
points I lose I just play reasonably well my god I've actually got fun
I hit him
of
the
I need to get bronze so I can buy the equipment.
Oh, game hates me, confirmed.
Oh, wow, I missed that.
Oh, they're actually being quite nice.
They're actually being nice!
I think they're letting me farm.
That's very nice.
I was here sweating and tryharding and I think they're letting me farm on purpose.
That's nice of them.
Thank you guys.
I will promise that I will test everything that we can.
I promise we will test everything that we can.
Okay.
I think they're actually letting me win on purpose.
That's nice.
Thank you guys.
I just need to get, um, I need to get a hundred points and then I can get the bond binoculars and the bond coated optics and I can show the entire stream what it's like.
We'll play a little bit of random queue with bond optics and bond binoculars so we can, sorry, bond binoculars and bond camera.
Oh, 94! I just need six more points. Just six more points, guys. Just six more points.
6 more points
6 more points and then I'm there and I can buy this equipment
By the way, if you're in bronze at the moment
Make sure you buy the equipment before you go in if you want to test them out yourself
I'm going to show it all on stream anyway
Just six points if my team wins this then I'll be able to
To purchase the equipment and show it off on stream
Guys, if you think I'm going to be playing onslaught all day, I'm not.
I'm just doing this purely to be able to, purely to be able to try and gain access to
the stuff that I need.
T-13 joins Samantha you know what to do.
Okay, so now it's down to match fixing. It's a test server, okay. I don't think anyone actually
wants to play onslaught on the test server. But if I win this game, then I will have
access to the two new pieces of bond equipment so I can test it out for the whole stream.
I think that's what people are interested in.
This isn't the live server, of course if this is the live server I wouldn't be effectively
hoping that I win.
Let's take the 90 points off and... no!
Don't leave me in onslaught hell!
upon binoculars to work during movement. I think they have a one and a half seconds charge time.
Dr. Baby has lost his time. I'm waiting to get him to shoot him.
I'm not shooting them. This feels... What?
That's... Samantha's a cheating weasel!
That's it. The gloves are off now.
Samantha... The gloves are off now, Samantha. That's it. That's it. My minions will farm you.
Hahahaha!
I appreciate you guys. I'm just gonna sit here.
Hahahaha!
I appreciate you guys. I appreciate you. Thank you. Okay.
This will be enough.
I appreciate it. Thank you for helping me out to gain access to the bond equipment on this test server so I can show it all to the community.
Shout out to all of you gamers. GG.
Thank you gamers.
Should I drop a nuke on someone? Who should I nuke? Who do I choose?
Aligen.
I gotta choose both of them, you know.
Or only one of them apparently.
Imagining the- uh, don't you-
Imaginating to be boosted to Bronze Capper.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
GGs, GGs, GGs.
We got that.
I think Elements from the North American server probably did it best.
I didn't- I didn't even want the kill. I felt bad.
And Elements was like, no, fart me, Papa QP.
because she ran himself into me. Okay Gigi. Okay that should hopefully get us to
bronze and now I can buy the equipment and we can test it out.
Like would any of you have ever thought that wargaming were going to
make bond equipment where it just activates quicker? I would have never
thought about that. I would have never thought about that. I would have
never have ever thought about that. Thank you team. Okay, now I can buy the equipment.
You legends, thank you very much. Look at this. Purchase, purchase. I got the Bond Camonet
to test out on the stream and Bond binoculars as well to test out on the stream. Thank
you very much for the help. Okay. Okay. So I think it's gonna be impossible to play.
I mean, I don't know, should we just meme a, should we meme a Bond Tashenrata? What do
you guys think? Can we play tier 11 on this server? Shall we? I think, I think we've
gotta do this guys
i think we've got to do this
i think this is happening
i think this is happening
only problem is like what other thing do i use here i haven't got the vents
How much of you range does this give me?
What would it be? Fuel filter replacement?
Okay, let's try.
I mean, in theory, in theory, with the Tush and Rutter now,
I'm going to activate my binoculars between being tracked,
if that makes sense.
Could do a borkin' with it?
Could do.
I'm thinking the Tush and Rutter could be more me-me, though.
Look at that.
Everyone wants to play medium tanks, apparently.
Gets him or Storff.
Let's pray for Prokhorovka.
Dude, if we get Prokhorovka or Malinovka, it'll be hilarious.
Well, that's not Prokhorovka.
I'm very interested to see how these bond binoculars work.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ten versus ten at tier eleven.
Isn't really very good, but it'd be interesting to test them.
Huh.
Zero, one, two.
Hold on.
Zero, one, two.
Zero, one, two.
0 1 2
It says one and a half seconds
0 1 2
That doesn't feel like one and a half seconds guys
Stop
0, 1, 2...
It doesn't feel like it's working for me right now.
You're counting too soon?
0, 1, 2, 0, 1, 2.
We can even count it like this.
That definitely feels like two seconds, dude.
Count after speed is 0.
0, 1, 2, 0, 1, 2, 0, 1, ok.
Maybe it is then.
Maybe the Tashinrata just takes a while to stop.
Like watch, I'll show you, I'll show you, I'll show you with this.
I'll just tap it.
I'll just tap it now.
0, what, oh.
zero no zero one two zero one two it is kind of one and a half zero one zero one zero
one. Yeah, I guess it is. I guess it is one-and-a-half.
Ha, he still took a thousand. It's ridiculous.
So it looks like it is doing it faster.
There are very few tanks that the Pinocchias would be useful.
I mean it's still better than three seconds, but I'm not sure it's better than having
coated optics, you know?
on a regular cabinet. I will do as well. QB is learning to count. You can't play the tier
11 Japanese tank. Also please don't abbreviate Japan to JAP, it's a derogatory term, so abbreviate
it to JPN or just write the extra AN, you know, it's not like a long country name is it?
Oh wow, look at the mission progression, Anakin's. Okay, fine.
Should try on the book.
Let's try regular camo net with a bond this, what kind of view range does that give us?
627.
What kind of camo rating does that give us when we're stationary?
47 while stationary, fine.
Now we'll be able to see the difference in the timers. Can you use two nets? No.
I can play the new tech tree, Chrome Chaos.
You can use Net and Exhaust. That's true.
But they don't stank. It's a test server? Yes.
Bounty binos will be so OP. Do you think that's true?
It's a test server?
Yes.
Bounty biners will be so OP.
Do you think bounty biners will be two seconds
and bond biners will be one and a half seconds?
Why does tanks GG show all armor to be 10?
Probably just placeholder.
By the way, guys, while we're loading in here, I'd like to clarify that I've made a auction
house specifically to sell the EBR 75, the BZ176, to support special effect or charity
that helps those with physical disabilities to be able to play video games. So, if you
want to get your hands on the unobtainable EBR 75 or the BZ176, please use the Auction
House command in the chat to find out more.
Let's try this. Let's try the binoculars over here. It's really interesting to see how it works out.
Guys, I think that was only half a second.
Guys, I think that was only half a second.
I think Wargaming are actually wrong right now.
I think it's slightly bugged.
That view range I know is pretty disgusting.
I'm literally spotting people at max distance right now.
I don't think it's one and a half seconds.
I think it's two seconds.
It felt like half of it.
I'll move again and you'll see.
creepy. That was so fast, did you see that? Why is that slow, but then if I move again?
I don't understand.
They said bonuses depend on the class it's mounted on.
I don't think the one, I don't think the one and a half seconds bonus changes there.
It does look like the timing's right at the moment.
It does look like it's one and a half seconds.
pretty crazy to just like go up here and then not have to stop for nearly as long
get those binoculars active. It's still bad compared to optics in my opinion. It's still
bad compared to optics but it is a mechanic that is working right now. All right okay let's take
a quick look at the let's take a quick look at the new mediums then I want to test the new
mechanics. Alright guys, here we go. American also Canon mediums. Let's look at them. So firstly,
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I can confirm that you need 100,000 experience to get the
the Ares. Is that how you meant to say it? Is it the Ares? I'm just going to call it the Ares
anyways. You need 100,000 experience to get the Aries on your T20. So that's all you need.
No more, no less. 100k. Will blueprints be disabled for it? I doubt that. But it's just
whether you want to use the blueprints or not. Let me go to the tech tree. Where are the,
where's the blueprint system? Do we're going to try to hide it as much as they can? Like,
Like how do you even access the blueprint system?
Where is the blueprint system?
Are they actually trying to make it
as complicated as possible?
They put it in the depot.
The reason why they've put it in the depot is on purpose.
Okay, so if you want to access it,
hold on, I'll have to actually go only desktop here.
To access it, you go blueprint here
And then you could just create all of the fragments you need
and be able to get the every 75 like that.
So you can still use blueprints.
However, you might as well just grind the 100k, honestly,
and save the blueprints up to you, though.
All right, all right, all right.
OK, so let's take a look at how
bad this thing will be stock. Let's look at the stock gun versus the upgraded gun.
This is so sad, I don't even have to really give recommended upgrade orders
now that there aren't turrets and all of this. No radios and all of that.
Alright. So, damage per second is what we're counting now in World of Tanks.
Damage per second. Hold on, if this is doing 200 damage per second...
Does that mean it'll do 12,000 damage per minute?
That seems like an awful lot, yeah?
But I wonder how long it can fire before it has to reload.
I mean this is just a good gun, bad gun, isn't it?
Good gun, bad gun.
Is it playable?
I wouldn't really want to play a T-Rate with only 170p.
Guys, what is this HE pen, by the way? 10. 10mm of HE pen? What is that?
Guys, what is that? What is 10mm of HE pen?
That's so bizarre.
The HE pen is trash of its complex holder.
Okay.
Do you think it's a placeholder?
Come back any time.
What a weird tank.
Did Wargaming say the stats were placeholder stats?
Is there any mention about them being placeholder stats guys?
I can't see them saying that it's placeholder stats.
Anyway.
Oh well.
By it, I'm going to play the tier 10 instead.
I'm just trying to figure out whether this is actually any good of a vehicle.
Let's take a look at it on here.
Let's add the tier 8 American Medium.
There is 70.
Yeah.
I mean, the pen is atrocious, awful pen.
this HE? 22,000 DPM. The pen is awful on this tank. It's awful. Like what do you do against
a tier 10 tank? You can't do anything. You literally can't do anything. What are you
meant to do? Take crap loads of HE and just fire HE? Like what do you do? I can't do
do anything to an IS-3, let alone like a BZ-75. What do you do with 198mm of
pen? It looks atrocious. Maybe Wargaming haven't decided what penetration they
want to have yet. It's awful. Okay, so my initial impression of the T-Rate looks
absolutely horrendous. Awful, awful, awful, awful. That's all there is to say.
awful that penetration means this tank is useless I mean I'm excited to see what
the the penetration values of placeholder the 10-pen can't be real
interesting hold on let me actually ask somebody from wargaming
oh let me ask somebody from wargaming
I'll see if I can get a clarification from Wargaming because, yeah, that's weird.
Weird. Okay. Whatever. There's not really much to talk about. This vehicle doesn't have an upgraded turret, so there's no real upgrade path for me to recommend.
If I go and take a look at how the vehicle's turret works, I can take a gander for you.
Um, it does have turret armor, but only against shitty pen, so awful hull, one of the worst hulls of any tier 8 medium, awful side turret, if they load gold, you start to struggle, but 7 degrees of gun depression, oh guys, this is not doing it for me right now.
I mean, it does get a pretty good upper hull for a tier 8, but...
Like, let's compare it to, I don't know, a one, two, two, TM.
And that's a tier eight.
Let's compare it to, I don't know, the new phantom.
I guess we can see all of the phantom stats here phantom says hi.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's not particularly wonderful.
That's not particularly wonderful. Anyway, let's move on.
Let's take a look to see if the Tier 9 is going to be more interesting.
Okay, so visual-wise, it just has a slightly different hull and a slightly different turret.
Very similar design.
180,000 to be able to research it. How bad is this thing going to be stock compared to upgraded?
Oh my god guys, this is a tier 9 with only 190 millimeters of pen.
It's got 10 millimeters of HE pen again.
It's got 209 millimeters of gold pen.
Now it's saying its average damage per minute is 2,184.
What does it say its average damage per second is 267 when it's only doing 80 damage per
second?
So that means that it's firing between 3 and 4 rounds a second?
Looks like it's firing like 80 rounds a minute, when it's saying it's doing 200 rounds
a minute.
screwy if it fires 200 rounds a minute with 80 alpha damage I guess it's because
the belt loading I mean the differences between these guns this is not a lot
10 millimeters of pen and nine nine millimeters of pen I mean it's a better
gun for sure. This looks like a tragedy. I mean the vehicles DPM is a big step up in firepower.
It looks like it's got a lot more armor. The camera rating is okay on these tanks.
should we take a look at the areas 85 for its armor? Okay. Okay, that's better. Until
you realize you've got a horrible hull and until you actually fight someone like, I don't know,
a charm you are. And then ouch. Oh, God. Do you know what this turret reminds me of?
it reminds me of an AAT 60. Anyone know that American medium? The AAT 60. The turret is kind of similar
in a weird way from the front. Similar kind of idea. All right.
7 degrees of gun depression. Holy shit. I am not liking the look of this. Okay. Well,
let's take it. Looks like they've already got a premium, by the way. What's the what's the air
horrors MBTB or MTB premium version with five millimeters of extra pen. The same frickin gun.
just a little bit better gun handling, a little bit better power to weight, a little bit better armor.
It's basically just a little bit better. I see. Oh, what is that turret?
Alright, welcome to the family stone.
It's just much better.
The premium looks like it's much better, much better, much, much, much, much better.
The premium tank looks miles ahead, in my humble opinion.
Alright, let's take a look at the tier 10 and see if the tier 10 is not going to
suck because I'm very disappointed with this line so far.
Okay, so here's the tier 10. Firstly, you'll get a half.
Do you know what's really interesting guys? Is you will not be able
to get the field mods on this tier 10 medium tank until you spend 125,000
to get the tier 11. This is going to be the first tank on
my main account where I feel like I'm putting myself at a tremendous disadvantage by grinding
it to tier 11 honestly. 325,000 experience before I gain access to important things like the view
range or the power to weight ratio. Oh my god, imagine that. The bloom after firing is going
to revolutionize how this vehicle feels trust me like this tank it'll be quite
painful to play I think until you actually manage to get the field mods on it
okay anyway what do I think about this one hundred average damage what are these
stats is this the tier 11 oh that's the tier 11 that doesn't that they have
they've got placeholders. Let's compare it to the tier 9. Jesus guys what is a tier 10
with 200 pen going to do? Guys what is a what is a tier 10 tank with 200 pen
going to do? Like is that what the Tessac has? Let's look at the Tessac. But the
The Tessac is a light tank with 12 degrees of gun depression.
The Tessac has better gold pen, better DPM.
Hold on, look at the two different kinds of accuracies that this tank gets.
It gets 0.72 and 0.36 accuracy.
Interesting.
I don't know what that's about.
Wow, the accuracy is either horrendous or it's good. I guess it's depending on how hot the gun is. That's all I can imagine.
Okay, I think all there is to do is to just try it. I think we've got to try it.
Also, for all of you preparing, firstly you need 100,000 on your T20, secondly it's a three person crew.
Commander, Gunner, Driver, no loader. Commander, Gunner, Driver, no loader.
I can't believe I can't. I can't believe I'm going to have to actually research 325
before I can get the field mods.
The gun can fire continuously without the need for reload. Each shot generates heat. The higher the temperature, the more some of its parameters change.
Continuous fire will cause the gun to have a heat preventing it further from firing.
Okay, we'll take the module durability increase, we'll take the accuracy.
If this has reserve track, I might as well take the camo here.
Well clearly, hold on, gun cooling speed.
Ah!
So this, it's not the reload, but they, Wargaming have made it a gun cooling speed.
But surely you want the bloom after firing?
I'll play around with both.
It's the base view range on this tank.
390 oof.
Alright, let's go play, guys, with a brand new mechanic.
I guess we'll steal Kai.
All right, here we go, brand new mechanic coming right up.
I'm excited.
Exciting.
As Kai would say, I guess intuition will be useless in this tank.
If it does gun loading, will that mean the gun cooling?
Ammunition belt loading. It doesn't affect the cooling time.
I think the belt loading will be useless because you should never have to reload, right?
How heavy is it?
It's 53 tons.
What else do we need? Experimental turbo probably.
I don't have components.
Oh my god.
I guess I can come back any time.
Breaks down some level 3s.
Just break these down.
Don't worry, this is just a test server.
I think this will be a good build.
We've got to test some of the HE shells, right?
It seems a bit weird to only have a hundred shells.
That is still ten thousand damage.
very weird 10 millimeters of HE I know right
Alright guys, let's have a go in the Aries. Aries 90. I don't quite know what to think
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Still trying to find out from anyone at Wargaming.
Still trying to find out from anyone at Wargaming if the 10mm HEPen of placeholder.
Want to test out this gun, see how it feels.
one's going to want to just play this tank though on the test server at the moment.
Let's see how this thing's armor works.
Huh, we just won't be able to pen each other.
At all.
It's actually not got bad tarot armor.
Nine degrees, holy crap, this feels like a big upgrade.
Guys, I would, this sounds sad, but I'd say start at tier 10 maybe.
I can't believe I'm saying that, but I feel like the tier 10 looks like it might be the
first of the truly interesting ones.
I can't really imagine wanting to play below tier 10 on this.
That was a horrible lower plate and an awful upper plate
unless you're using your gun depression.
I'll watch this queue time.
Guys, we need some more people signing up at tier 10 in random tanks.
Even if you want to take a hit for the team.
We need more heavies by the looks of it.
You'll have lots of fun farming these things.
Mediums, Q times a little long.
Could make a training room.
I want to test this thing out in a real environment.
ish. Takes a while for people to download the client. That's
true.
So Chris, only good to see you as a ghost. Mr. Fast Scooby x
eight four four. Thanks for your new super prime.
Sacrifice for science. I'm trying man. I'm in the queue.
It's a bar off. Good to see you. Thanks for your new
super prime.
Areas 15 versus 15, not a real environment.
I mean, I'd still be up for playing it
if Wargaming would actually let us.
I guess what's happened is Wargaming
have changed the matchmaker now
so that it won't let multiple of the same vehicle play.
There's only three Aries per battle.
Wargaming should have thought about this.
The new matchmaker prevents people
from actually playing on the test server.
Come on dude, 5 minute queue.
Oh, piss off.
Oh, well, that was weird.
Lucky.
What did I do to offend the matchmaker gods?
I don't know what happened but I managed to skip the queue there I guess.
Crankate tank.
Look at this.
Okay, so fully load.
What does this mean?
If I fire again it will lock out will it?
Hold on. Is that position new up there? With how deep it is. What they always had that?
Weird. What a weird tank.
I mean, that's not very much damage, is it?
I got lockout.
Hold on, each one of these shells is 115 damage.
The HE is 10mm at 10, 220.
bizarre, maybe I do need intuition on this thing
9 degrees, not quite enough anyway
Interesting tank.
Okay.
Looks like he unloaded until he burnt his gun to kill me and that was it.
It's a weird tank, dude.
What's up, lanky panda?
I don't think there'll be too much of an opportunity to test the T-Rank.
You're not going to lie, it looked kind of bad, Tess Lee.
I'll take a look at the Shivered Vile on my team, sure, why not.
This is a tier 10 German with 750 alpha and rockets as well.
Twenty second rockets by the looks of it.
bar will become a meme. The best one will be the premium at tier 8 for sure. It's interesting.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
It is brutal!
Where can you buy this?
This tag is being super tested right now.
There's no opportunity to buy it, so to say.
I think the Ares is a lovely tank.
What's up, Sigurd?
The lucky nice to hear that.
What's the maximum damage potential from cold to overheat?
I don't think the damage increases, but it kips.
I think it's actually a neck. I think it maybe just fires slightly faster.
I think it fires slightly faster guys, and that's it.
I can't quite tell exactly what was happening with the gun.
You can watch a clip back.
It looks like it's exactly the same speed.
It looks like when you get these golden wings on the side of your vehicle,
it's telling you basically you can only fire one more shot.
Now if you fire once more then your gun will overheat. That's what it's telling you.
I mean against a glass cannon tank it could be quite good.
I just don't really see this gun being all that good though.
119 damage?
It is fast, like done, done, done, done, done, done.
I think it's one every third of a second roughly.
but that was only like 300 damage.
So
That was 500 damage that was 300 and wait a minute.
That was actually quite a lot of damage.
That was a lot of damage.
was a lot of damage here guys watch this watch this this was a lot of damage
that's 130 255 375 or 80 600 700 and then I fire the extra on 800
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
That's pretty brutal.
That is pretty brutal.
It's like big glass cannon damage,
but it's big glass cannon damage,
but it only deals damage to soft targets.
Should we take a look to see what the module damage is
of each of the shells?
The module damage is 46.
What's the module damage of Char 75, for example?
What's your damage of Chaston 5 is a hundred and thirty-five lol lol
We're giving really don't want it to be a big
Pumper even project Louis doing a hundred damage versus modules
Hmm
That's a little bit underwhelming guys. I don't think it's a big module damage dealer
Just tuned in does this tank spread a lot of freedom Kona?
Yeah, no. I mean, to put into perspective, one second, global, thank you, to put into perspective, the test act does eight damage versus modules, and it fires 64 per magazine. This one does 46 and fires. What is it 10 per magazine or something?
It can fire about 10, can't it guys?
I'm just saying it's about 10 shots, so if this one can only fire 10, that's not a lot
of module damage.
It's basically like Tessac module damage, which is practically nothing.
time we managed to get in instantly after I recued seriously.
Maybe I should just keep leaving the queue and joining it
again.
Well, I really want to test this vehicle out a little bit.
I don't want to do a joining room. I don't want to do a training room. I want to play
in the random queue. Just need more people to download the test server and actually
We play vehicles that aren't the eras.
How did I get in?
The first game?
I don't know how much to get in.
Yeah, but the module damage is very disappointing 46.
Like if you think that a Tessac can burst out 64 rounds in three seconds.
That is 64 times by eight.
That's like 500 module damage still in theory, if you've got a full magnet.
This thing, the same kind of module damage.
And if we compare it to, if we compare it to like a Charse 75,
Charse 75 is doing 130 damage to modules and that can fire out
three in a second, right?
It's 900 people on the test server and 123 of them are trying to try and play the areas.
Hmm, I guess I could try the Jacques. I could try the new Siege mode on the STRV.
Let's do that, and then I'll play this in a little bit.
I can't be asked to wait.
Stupid Wargaming matchmaker stopping you from being able to actually test things on the
bloody test server.
Let's have a go with the SDRV.
Okay, um, but yeah, I'm not that impressed by the areas, honestly, it's nasty burst
damage.
I think it's about like eight.
I don't know whether it's worth taking the bloom after fire.
I can improve the cooldown time by 10%.
I wonder if vents and all of that are going to actually reduce the cooldown time or not.
Welcome to the bamboo storm.
I guess we can take a look.
Rate of fire.
Does tanks GG have like a cooldown time?
Oh, I've got a minigame ship.
Oh, I should have taken my durability, my bad.
Alright, so STRV has been significantly buffed, to say the least.
Finally, the siege mode is much more seedy.
Uh, oh, not seedy, but seagee.
of
Straight into mobility.
That is much more usable.
That's all there is to say.
Much more usable.
No, Mr. Leopard.
It's called Baby Don't Hurt Me.
Well, this baby ain't pacifist.
That was a bad shot.
the way we're still not using the siege mode.
usable actually usable actually usable
welcome actually usable guys
come back at any time well you still come to stupid stuff like that but
actually usable. Actually usable. How is there only a thousand people on the test
server? I thought there'd be way more wanting to test this.
Maybe a lot of people are downloading. Actually usable.
See if the Ares Q has changed a bit. Probably won't have. Still too many people
slumming in the Q. Can't be bothered. Alright, I want to try the ASXX.
This one's received a significant buff as well.
You just got a 12,000 damage game in your Yank Bansary 100, congrats my dude.
Maybe that's without the Hygieneumatic Suspension Creme Chaos.
Depends if it doesn't have a weak point mate, they might not.
What is it, Japanese?
Oh, it's a heavy story.
10 millimeters of armor.
Oh, no, it looks like it could actually be five plus five.
It depends how they do the weak point.
It's all placeholder.
Oh, what? No, this is the stupid server dude. Kill me now.
There's not enough people playing.
Come on, test server.
Shall I just go play the random queue?
It's pretty boring.
Oh, here we go.
Wow, we actually got a full game.
An actual full game.
Okay, so the reload has been buffed.
The bloom after firing has been buffed.
The dispersion on the turret traverse has been buffed, which is massive for the tank.
All in all the vehicle has been buffed.
Oh, yeah, the turret traverse is so much better.
Oh my yes yes yes all this thing actually feels like a scary bat chat now guys I'm not
going to lie. I think this is a big buff. It does feel like a scary band chat now. You
might even be able to drop like the vert stabs and use like an aiming device but I don't
think that's necessary. What's the shell velocity on the heat rounds like? Oh my god they buffed
the standard velocity up to a thousand five hundred six six six no one ever hitting
all of my shots now! Oh baby! Intuition switch is a little bit better as well.
That's a lot of damage.
Oh my god, he even cooled the gun down enough to get me afterwards.
That was amazing.
I mean, he died for it, but like, that shows you.
He did like...
Um...
Oh no, to be fair, he bounced.
It was the SCRV who killed me.
He did 400 damage to me, and then his gun cooled down a little bit.
Yeah, ASXX. Yeah, I like that. That turret traverse dispersion feels amazing. That turret
traverse dispersion feels amazing, guys. Really, it does. Can I play my ARES? Yeah. No.
No.
Welcome to the family, son.
All right, guys, I'm going to take a quick three-minute break,
and hopefully by the... I haven't taken a break in two hours,
and hopefully by the time I'm back, I'll be in the queue.
cube sounds good I'll be back in just a few minutes hopefully I'll be in
What?
Come on dude, what is this?
What?
Come on dude.
What is this?
You simulated test server.
Oh yeah, go on the test server.
Test our tanks.
And you can't even bloody play them
because the matchmaker won't let you.
So you're gonna have to wait over there.
I'll see you later.
What?
What?
What is this?
You simulated test server.
bloody play them because the matchmaker won't let you anymore. What a load of horse crap.
They need to loosen the matchmaker rules on the test server.
I won't do this all day guys.
One second.
I just want to test this new vehicle, put it through its paces, in a real environment.
Real environment. What's up, Funeris? Good to see you. Thank you.
Hecales is telling me through Chrome that apparently he was able to penetrate HE shells, not in reality.
Oh, it's just driving me balmy, it really is.
Okay, whatever.
Let's play a 430U then.
Let's test the 430U.
Sorry for the queue simulator, guys.
I'm trying my best to be a content creator
and try to create some content.
God forbid.
Sorry, friends.
Welcome to the family, son.
Welcome.
Do you know what this makes me realize?
Is that if Q times were this long I probably wouldn't play this game.
True story.
Alright well, what a waste of time this test server is honestly.
My team just let them just rock in.
So yeah what did I see there about the 432U?
What we saw is what Walt gave me wrote on their website.
The gun charges faster.
That's it.
It charges faster and the lockout will be less.
It's an upgrade.
That's all there is to say.
I think it's a very big upgrade.
I think the 432U is actually an okay tank
in the shape that it's in.
I think it'll be a very, very, very,
I think it'll be a good tank next patch.
I wonder what the 432U gets matched up against though.
Does the 432U get matched up against anything?
Or only against 432Us?
What kind of matchmaking does the 432U get?
Support, Sniper, Sniper, Assault.
I think it'll match against 432Us, so it's kind of like a sideways buff
because it only gets matched up against itself.
If that makes sense.
Let's try the leopard verbesset.
Come back any time.
So as far as I'm aware, the only thing that Wargaming really did to this vehicle was a
little bit of gun handling.
And a few hit points maybe.
Oh great, I've got another KL1 coming after me.
I think they also did the heat shelve velocity on this yeah whatever my whole
ASXX goons just didn't shoot for me at all I don't know why they didn't come
across and help me with the ASXX test server is a clown server there's nothing
you can really do about it and just KL ones drove at me twice in a row what
are you gonna do nothing I don't want to play the test server anymore
Honestly, I think I'm just going to play the live server in a second.
You
Okay, guys. Thank you for staying with me for my little snack there. Hopefully that'll
keep me going. Yeah, I don't think there's really too much that I can learn about the
test server honestly at the moment. There aren't enough people playing it.
All of the tier 11s are getting tier 11 early matchmaking.
The matchmaker on the test server is actually failing I would say.
There shouldn't be tier 11 only games. There should be doing...
Ares.
From the battles, you know?
Man, that dispersion when moving feels so much better.
It's so much better!
That's 17%, it feels like I've got a whole ex-revert stab on.
Oh yes!
Oh yes guys!
Oh yes, that that gun handling. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Come back any time.
Oh here we go.
So proud of you.
Really good for the team.
Holy crap that gun in this mode though.
What was my race of fire though?
That was so much DPM.
What was the reload there?
Did anyone see?
Was it like 5 seconds?
It was dirty.
That's what it was.
4.88.
Hold on.
I was firing 12 rounds a minute with 4,300.
We're sorry, with 430 alpha?
amazing. I think this is a big win at this tank. Okay, I don't think they've done enough
to the Leopard Vibesit. That's my opinion. I think the Leopard Vibesit has not received
enough. I think for some reason, Wargaming just don't like Germans, apparently. That's
all there is to say. I don't think the Hirsch keffa has quite got enough in my opinion and
I don't think the leopard verbesset has got enough. I think the ASXX buff is lovely. The
shell velocity, the dispersion when turning the gun, the dispersion after firing. The
ASXX has everything it needs to be a very comfortable vehicle.
I don't think the Shackal actually needed a buff,
but now that we're giving a buffing it,
it will be a very good vehicle.
I think they've done a good job with the STRV.
The Pillbox is now usable, but not like a default
for you to go into.
For the 432U, I feel as if they've probably done enough.
That's how I feel.
I just think they haven't really done enough to the two Germans, that's how I feel personally.
I think the Germans could have used a little bit more love in all honesty.
There's still 130 tanks playing here.
I'd say the Leopard 120 is still bad. Look at the 432 armor model, that's actually a really good call.
Let's take a look at the 432U's armor in a comparison.
Okay, here's the 432U in the current patch,
and we will add a 432U in the next patch.
Here we go. Let's take a look at what it looks like.
Current patch, next patch.
Current patch, next patch, so basically there's going to be no more over matching here.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that all they've done?
Is it just those wings?
Did they do anything else, anyone?
the wings. I mean, the wings make a pretty big deal because we've gone from we've gone
from if you try and angle correctly, they can overmatch your upper hull. And when you're
face hugging everybody could be able to shoot there you know everyone well 121
millimeter guns to now that they can't do that I do think that the weak point on
top is maybe a little bit too weak but hell this thing's gonna have a clunking
gun I can't get any more games on this tank I can't be asked I can't be
also try the Ares some more at least I managed to get an idea of what it feels
like I'm gonna try the ASXX one more time hell yeah man ASXX man the ASXX felt
really good all right let me try and grade the vehicles buffs that these
tanks have received. Let me try and grade these tanks buffs. Okay, I think the ASXX
is getting a huge buff. The Chakal is getting a little buff, but it's still very significant.
I think the STRV-107-12 is getting only a buff to its PILBOX mode, which is fine,
and it's a significant buff. I think the Hersh Keffer, it's a bit of a buff, but I
I don't think it's really a big deal.
The Lepid Vibesa, again, a bit of a buff,
but I don't think it's that big of a deal.
The P3-2U is actually getting a very substantial buff.
Very substantial buff, I'd say.
The fact that you're going to be able
to charge that gun more often,
and it'll charge quicker and last in the final mode
for a lot longer is huge.
I- I still wouldn't invest in Leopard and Hirschtepper.
That's my opinion.
He shot my barbecue, that should be illegal.
Look at this gun now, guys.
Oh, yes!
That's how I feel, friends.
Probably still dead.
That gun, man!
The gun makes me feel good, dude.
You thought this tank was always accurate?
In the bourbon you're missing two key points.
Number one, they've upped the shell velocity by like 40%, 30 or 40%.
Number two, they've massively reduced the turret traverse dispersion,
which means that you don't have to spend forever aiming like you currently do.
So you can actually turn the gun and aim there and snap and not worry.
Oh yes.
Oh yes!
massive massive massive
hello again i'm horsey
sup dude i am late to that party yeah but i saw the true skill video for 2.0
surprised how much i got wrong okay time for the help
you want any changes here any changes here yet what for the criss-kill 2.0
i think so my dude
Oh, yes.
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Dude, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Invest in this tank.
Next patch.
They've basically taken everything that was horrible about this.
fixed it. I don't think it's going to be my new favorite tank but it's it's gone
from being annoying to being good.
That's for sure.
Oh my lord yes and the bloom after firing as well guys guys you might not need
vert stabs on this tank like it helps and it'll make the gun handling really
good but you could even drop the vert stabs or the experimental turbo hmm
maybe an aiming device
I'm gonna try the tank one more time. I'm gonna drop the vert stabs. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna drop
the vert stabs and try an aiming device. Oh, that tank feels wonderful. Get those vert stabs
out of here. Let's go.
Let's just go raw aiming device, I think.
Maybe this is the way.
Could this be the way?
Maybe this is the way guys come back any time
I'm wondering what the aiming device will feel like on this vehicle.
The bloom is substantially bigger now.
So now we're going to use experimental turbo with an aiming device and vents.
I can't believe we're getting tier 11 only on the server.
What's up, use your UB? How you doing? Have it rising? Interesting.
That's definitely hurt my balloon, but...
The idea of having God-tier sniping is a lorry.
definitely hurt my
of
the
I'm just going to push.
accuracy though man. I don't like the bloom, mmm it might still be a vert stabs
tank honestly. Like the idea of hitting these shots, you can be fully aimed in
between your shots. I think it might be the, oh it's so tempting! Because you
know how many times in this tank do you get frustrated? Like can I turn the
turret now without the vert stabs? Kind of can.
I think, I mean that's as fast as anyone's ever going to drive, right?
It's very close.
So it's basically gone from being you'd have to be an idiot to not take the vert stabs
to now being an actual decision that you're going to have to make.
But do you know what?
This opens up opportunity-wise.
Guys, do you know what this opens up opportunity-wise?
There's one important thing that this opens up opportunity-wise.
The Exhaust Vision System build.
The Exhaust Vision System build, guys.
Being a CVS bitch, says Wayne Rubin.
How is it a bitch to use a piece of equipment, goodness gracious?
It's not being a bitch to use a CVS.
Vision system exhaust could be very strong because you're going to have good enough gun handling without forcing you to take the damage build.
Yeah. I wouldn't take exhaust CVS accuracy. I'll take exhaust CVS with vents would be good.
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starting to make some burgers. Burgers do have any expert advice on this topic?
My opinion burgers should be smashed these days.
20% fat minimum in your burger.
20% fat
fake ass American cheese.
Good toasted bun.
Make sure your
skillet is
very hot
to get a good browning.
Remember that if you're buying beef mints from the supermarket, you can't have it medium rare.
You must cook it all the way through if you're buying beef mints.
From a supermarket.
If you're mincing your own steaks, you could have it medium rare.
That kind of defeats the point of a smash in a way.
got those errors to put a lot of damage quite quickly
They're going to be such annoying tanks to play against lightly armored tanks, so shitty
the
This vehicle is feeling in a pretty good position, but I'm not sure if it's going to be a good
in a pretty good position now honestly. I don't think it was bad before? It wasn't good though.
Feels like it could be good now.
I'm still not sure about dropping the vert stabs.
I would definitely rather have the experimental turbo than vert stabs.
I just don't know about the aiming device being really that high value.
If we're sitting still and dumping, it'll be way better for just to have the flexibility.
I don't know, it feels like it should be good enough.
I think this thing will be very terrifying.
Big buff.
Like in a way, I hope that they leave it like this, but in another way I kind of hope
that they dial back the buff just a little bit.
I tell you what this vehicle will be a toxic tank to play against if we're
giving implement these buffs. It'll be a toxic tank to play against it really
will. Have people got bored of the ARES yet? It doesn't look like it. It was
balanced by Buffets as Bluebird. I mean I share that opinion a little bit as
as well. But it's a very big buff to the tank. It's absolutely
stonking buff to the tank, actually. Like big is an
understatement. It's mahu sieve mahu sieve. I mean, it's a big
DPM upgrade. Look at what three seconds means. Three seconds
substantial, that shell velocity. Oh my god, that turret traverse. You basically got a free
vert stab on it. So you can play it as if it had a vert stab previously and then just improve this.
So the way to look at this tank is either got a 9% accuracy buff or it got, it just basically
got an extra piece of equipment. But to be fair, if I upgrade this as well,
Oh, it's actually ridiculous. The bloom after firing.
Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow.
I can't get Ares games.
Oh, I feel like I've tested the whole test server.
I don't think there's anything really more for me to do test.
I guess I could play the 4-3-2-1 more time.
Shell speed is huge, you're right.
Q times. Let me play.
All right, let's go hill, see what we can do.
Wrong. Right, wrong, wrong, right!
Everybody just testing everything.
This vehicle got very substantial buff.
Very substantial buff.
Ah.
I'm gonna go and play some pole tanks I think in a second.
I'm gonna go and just try hard in my shackle.
Maybe I'll bring pole tanks back for Friday and just do some shackle try hard.
Look how quickly that charges up now.
I almost think it's a little too much.
Look at it now.
You've got seven seconds to play around with the gun.
That is bonkers.
Bonkers.
I'm going to slow it down a little bit.
Bonkers!
Ugh!
Close.
of
the
Wow cursed
I'll fight these I guess I cost me everything
He's gonna ignore his good luck
I would even charge against these guys
Ah, I've just got greedy, I should have fought early.
Test service horrendous by the way.
Ha!
my day on this tank. I should have just killed me. You go greedy.
Wow, to have 7 seconds window to have 600 alpha is pretty mad and I think they've also reduced
the lockout afterwards.
Huh.
Horrible game for me. I finished third on experience, but
horrible game.
Feels pretty strong. This one guys, honestly.
It's still a little awkward to play with. But yeah, good
having tanks that aren't awkward with 600 alpha and reasonable armor you know. What's up shub-shub-shub
you're a brand new serve thank you very much to you and slippery dabs as well. Use your up-beat
kind of rising double hacks thanks for the gift of some of pizza time as well.
There is how broken the test server is right now absolutely broken server.
and
I want to keep hitting them.
I'm in your jet.
Wow, did you see that notch?
This thing might as well have 490 alpha now, honestly it might as well have 490 alpha.
You can always wait like half a second.
I would have got the lock out on that for sure. What a huge buff. It's such a way more flexible
gun to use than it was previously. You should have charged that. Massive change.
The real question is, is now is it worth waiting?
As a really lame shot, my bad, huge misplay.
I should be able to kind of set something out for shot.
How does that even miss?
My fault I guess.
But yeah, they've definitely made a big buff to it.
It still feels like it's a pretty fishy gun though.
But if you have time and the test server isn't a place where you have time, yeah it should
be pretty gnarly honestly. Should be really gnarly. I keep trying the Ares thinking I'm
going to get a game and then it's still the same bloody thing it's impossible to get a
game. We'll give you a probably fix the matchmaker for tomorrow. I've never seen a test server
that's so unpopular. Maybe people have forgot what test servers are. I mean you could come
on here and just play tier 10, any tier 10 that you want, or any tier 11 that you want.
Maybe now that people get free tech trees they don't give two shits about the test server.
Maybe Wargaming have screwed themselves.
Maybe Wargaming, through making it so everybody can get all of the tier 10s that they want
for free by just making a new account and playing on the live server, nobody has interest
in playing on the test server. Maybe that's what it is. Not your kind of T this kind of
game plays bad for your hearts. I don't know what you are talking about. Frost and Moss
doesn't know what I'm talking about. Ah well Wargaming basically gave everybody,
Wargaming basically gave everyone a free tech tree twice once in September
and once for the World Deserve Reward.
Alright, let's go. Down the north. Have a good time.
of
This guy's about to get isolated to hell.
Oh dude, I didn't leave the mode. I was wondering where my gun happening was so shitty and I didn't leave my speed mode. Sorry, my brain didn't stop working.
Right, you impressive.
Test server's a stinking pile of garbage.
Stinking pile of garbage, guys. But, um, at least I get to test the tanks.
The ASXX is the biggest winner here, guys. The biggest winner, trust me. The ASXX has gone from being a fun, like a tank that was this close to being good to now being good, if not great.
not great. This ASXX is actually a very fun vehicle. I can't believe the test
servers just screwed right now. I wonder if all the tier 10 tanks aren't getting
games. Why doesn't it just throw like three of the tier 10s in here? It's
because nobody's signing up in tier 10 heavies I guess. Some people were signing
in some tier 10 heavies it would probably do like what could it do seven eight
matchmaking matchmaker stupid really shows me that when the player numbers
die down on the NA server it could get to a apocalyptic level I'm gonna try the
vision system exhaust here
This could be fun.
Probably last place.
Yeah whatever I can't be asked I'm gonna go on the main server I'm done on this
server honestly I'm done I know everything there is to know I know
everything there is to know not sure if I'll make I guess I should probably make
a video on the ARES. Don't really have time. I've got videos, the idea of videos. I have
to do a tank review of the Phantom for Friday. Tomorrow I should really do the auction announcement.
I guess I can pre-make one tomorrow for Saturday.
Hopefully tomorrow there'll be an opportunity
to maybe play on the test server a little bit
in a better form.
That could work.
All right, let's go on my main account
for the live server now.
That test server is just an absolute hive
of tyranny and scum, dude.
It's horrendous.
That test server is one of the least fun environments
you can play on.
Amazing buff to the ASXX, though. I'm going to definitely 3-mark that on the day of release.
That's it. For the Chacal, I'll probably try and play it still a little bit more now.
ASXX 3 mark, going to be on day of release. I'd like to try and get the Chacal and the
LB as well. I lost the Empire's border game, I don't even remember that. Oh that's where
I've rammed the SW1, wasn't it? Hmm.
Just 40 pole tanks today.
All right, I see how this game goes.
If I get more than 5K combined,
I'll play a little bit more shack out. If I don't, I'll do pole tanks,
40 pole tanks or something like that for today. I'm taking the day off tomorrow
anyway so it's gonna be nice and chill. Oh baby, yeah nice and chill. Good old
quacky-babs. Good old quacky-babs. Although my day off is basically gonna
be getting ready for the charity stream on Saturday.
Whoo!
They have no lights, so they're exactly what I'm doing.
Dude, I need to wake up. I'm pressing my wrong buttons right now.
Honestly, that test server I think it creeped my brain a little bit.
of
How did you find that one there? Jesus Christ.
How am I ever going to fall back from here you...
of
shit
battle left to this tail between his legs
I was just going to a terrible position, that's all there is to say, fudge.
So dumb.
I was just trying to slinky in to go over here, and then I didn't think the 111.14 would see me.
And then of course he does, my bad.
Awww, 7,600 combined.
It's a meaty game of World of Tanks, but there was so much left to do here.
There was so much left to do.
There really was.
It's a good climb though.
But there was so much left to do for me.
Alright, well...
Let's keep plodding on.
Keep plodding on.
So much more to farm my bad.
It's quite hard to break them out when there's an imbatable there.
Whoa!
Alright, Batzball needs to find angles on that F-405.
Bad.
Very bad.
horrendously bad.
Game of throws right now, guys.
Game of throws.
Alright, while this game is ending, I'd like to highlight a couple of things to all of you.
Firstly, this Friday will be, sorry, not this Friday, this Saturday will be my charity stream in support of cancer research and special effects.
You'll be able to get yourself exclusive drops starting from 11 in the morning, UTC for 12 hours.
There'll be an opportunity to get a brand new style.
You see this one at the front with the white and the gold
and the blue bad, blue line going down the front.
Your only opportunity to be able to get that style
will be from watching my stream this Saturday.
I'm going to be raising money, as I said,
for cancer research and special effects.
The other thing I'd like to highlight,
apart from those drops that give you that style
and some boosters,
is that I have actually made
a charity auction on the Tiltify website, where I'm going to be raising money.
The charity auction will be specifically for Special Effects, a charity that helps those with physical disabilities to still be able to play video games.
So for the next three days, you have an opportunity to get the EBR 75.
This is a vehicle that hasn't been available for years.
The current top bid is £102.50, which will be going to special effect, minus the Tiltify
platform fees, which I think is going to be about 7% for the auction house.
So big thank you to Anonymous, who's bid £102.50.
The auction will end on Saturday during the charity stream, so feel free to come along
and see how high it goes.
And also, Wargaming have very kindly made a BZ176 available as well.
So if you want to get the unobtainable tank for the last three years that has never been
sold since it was inside loot boxes, this is your opportunity.
Currently Anonymous has bid £102.50.
So if you want to get the BZ176 more than Anonymous, then this is your only chance.
So I have the exclusive and one-off chance for the first time since I started streaming
in 2012 that you could actually purchase a custom video if you're the top bidder on my
YouTube channel.
I will either make one which will be unlisted so it can just be for you and your friends,
your mum, your dad, your cat, or I'll even make one public as well.
The other opportunity is you can platoon with me
inside World of Tanks.
We'll play for an hour or two.
We'll go on Discord, either on stream or off stream,
whatever you want.
And all the money is going to go to special effect
minus the platform fee,
which I think is gonna be about 7%
including the transaction charges.
So yes, which will be going to the platform, Tiltify.
So yeah, feel free to go bid, 250 quid minimum.
Hell yeah.
I know my worth. I'm not making a video for less than 250 pounds per charity. I'm not playing
for an hour to two hours with anyone for less than 250 pounds per charity. So yeah, this
is a once in a lifetime opportunity, possibly to be able to get two of the unobtainable
premium tanks inside the game or also supporting a charity that helps those with physical
disabilities to be able to play video games. Rock and roll.
If you want to access the auction house, use the command auction in chat and you can
be able to go and take a look.
Oh, what's this? I've got my shakal to elite level so I can take a look at how many kills
I've got. A nice 8000 combined in that last game. I'll take it. How many kills have I
got in my shakal? Dude, where is it? Dude, where's the kill counter or do I have to
display it. Why is it not doing my kill counter? Is it bugged? Do I have to play one game for
it to work? Maybe I have to play a game for it to work. Activate it, QB. What do I have
have to activate it? It's in attachments? What? What do you mean it's in attachments?
It's a 3D attachment, is it? Well, the kill counter is a 3D attachment. I've never seen
the kill counter be a 3d attachment left side all I can see is gun sleeves hold on I can't
see anything just a gun sleeve which I don't have access to behind your chat zero top
Are you mean this? The stat trackers? Ah. Okay. Two hundred and fifteen kills apparently.
Ah. What are my marks on this tank? Ninety point seven two. Guys, can we do it today?
Can we three mark the Chacal today? We can only try. Come on. Four percent. Let's sweat.
Let's sweat. Shvetty betty. Shvetty betty. Yeah, once again, if anyone wants to get the
BZ176 or the EBR 75 on either the EU, the NA and the Asia server, there's only a single
vehicle available, help support the charity that has been dedicated to helping those with
physical disabilities to still be able to play video games or also getting an unobtainable
tank.
even stop the Lopoulos.
Come back every time!
Where you be farming?
Oh my god, this is some of the biggest, easiest farm I've seen in a long time right now.
They just don't stop coming.
Who organized these guys?
I appreciate it.
Is that the Clan Wars beak agents chilling in their bays?
Oh my god, so unlucky.
It's just going to sit there.
and
bombing some show
means by which you get so many patients to willingly offer their bums for
proctology examinations time and again we must know it's just um a numbers game
man you know I just swipe right on on a thousand and eventually it happens you
XD. Oh no, that's got me.
Oh no. Oh no double no. How can I not see this guy?
There we go, now we're talking.
That's another percent!
We've got another 10k4 kills, oh my god!
Is this gonna be it? How can I get a BZ176 for donation?
Go on the charity auction house and be the person who bids the most.
Currently it's only at £102.50.
The EBR's up to £150 though guys, that's what I'd like to see. Let's go!
Tony whoever you are out there Tony. Thank you very much. Tony is leading the auction right now guys. Tony is at 150
Pounds for the EBR 75
Support a good cause
I should boost that let's go guys
10300 combined that's a bit that'll be a whole percentage that'll put me up to about 91.2. I think oh
My god, it put me up to 92
Oh man, 3% to go! Let's go gamers! Come on!
Okay, you know what time it is? I'm comm- I'm commissioning the vent purges.
When I get to 92%, I commission the vent purges,
and that usually gets me across the, uh, the last, like, one or two percent threshold.
Let's go!
Do do do do do do do.
Only winner will pay that auction on everyone who bets.
Obviously it's only the winner.
It's the, the, if you read the terms and conditions it says the highest bidder has
an opportunity to, um, uh, the highest bidder has an opportunity to pay and then it
goes to the next highest bidder.
Someone say, does it really need a turbo? Probably not.
It's the kill counter update in battle. It's an interesting question, I don't know.
What do you think every time you get a kill that it flicks on to the next?
This is a very hard map for this tank.
Oh, I really wanted that 1,600! Feels bad man. It's always a bad idea to push here.
It's always a bad idea to push here. Always a bad idea to push here.
This is a catastrophe game, the 50 Bs didn't manage to push at all, it's a catastrophe
round.
Okay I can just go here and hopefully the other doesn't ding me every single time.
What's up, Mr. Biduta? Thanks for the 5 gifted subs. Why can't you see them as well? I didn't say thank you to you. I appreciate you. Thanks for the 5 gifted subs, mate.
Oh, let's go. Oh, I didn't get any spotting. Oh, Jesus.
Gotta watch out for the Cranvon. I might just track this guy.
Oh, I thought I could retract. Bullshit decision by me.
I respect this 50Bs.
Please no low rolls, please no low rolls.
Please no low rolls.
It was really hard to play with 250Bs here.
You know, 250Bs basically just take the whole speed of the game away and there's nothing
you can do about it.
Oh man, I'm so lucky with those shots.
Yeah, it was such a hard game. I'm gonna lose half a percent here unless I can catch a Hirsch Keppo.
Which is very unlikely.
Tiny chance I can catch this Hirsch. I gotta help the FV2 and 5V dies, honestly.
Don't like wishing ill on my team, but I really hope he dies.
Or just flush the shot or something.
I don't think he will though. It looks like a good play.
I must have come this way.
Oh my god, talk about fluffing the shot.
Nooooooooo.
It's a shot stopped.
Yeah, this was a really hard game.
Obviously we had good 50Bs and FBs, just a nightmare matchup kind of thing.
The 50Bs played in a way where it was really hard to work with them, and I don't blame them,
you know, they're opportune and they need to have confidence with their own right.
GG.
Yeah, the FB probably did hit three full shots.
Kuri, I think you can only put the stat tracker in one position on the vehicle.
Pretty sure the stat tracker is in a fixed position.
Really tough game there.
I can show you though.
tracker yeah it's only the front that you can have it well I'd have lost 0.4
marks there so I'll be down to one and a half after that shame that's life
it happens
Let's go. Into the middle I guess. I'm erasing on this tank but it'd be too bad for a matchup
like this. 40Ds as well. Just gotta hope their mentor sucks. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Don't
I don't know if he spotted me there, but what happens must be their mentor. Oh it's probably 31 at 5 from the side.
I think their manticore is here.
I'm pretty sure their manticore is in there actually.
The reason why I think that is because I can go there and not get spotted, but as soon
I go over there I do so I'm pretty sure if I go like this so a little bit of a
peek up here see if I get spotted that way I don't so I go here do I get
spotted
I don't yeah it's a hundred percent the manticores like there or there that's
where the manticore is so what my plan will be is get rid of this 13
one of five hopefully through a mistake and if I get rid of the thirty one of
five for a mistake then I can switch to over there and try and dig out the
Mentor on the other side
almost certain he's on that side there
They're probably spot me as I cross the by doing this now then.
Yeah, exactly where he is.
over there I can probably poke these bushes.
I was aggressive.
Good trade I think.
not a great trade, but a good one.
Do you know where this broker drill is?
Here we go.
Very nice.
There's the manticore, that's actually where I said he would be.
I feast fired, I've got the 100s looking for me.
Oh, this was actually a little bit reckless right now.
I thought I could outgun Count Snack any time.
LOL.
Spotted for that as well.
My strategy is poor at the end of this game. My strategy should actually be to go up here and try and spot through.
Oh no, I got spotted by someone magical mystical.
What the frick's the gorilla, dude?
That's what I want to know.
Oh, why did it have to be a 13105?
Oh, why did it have to be a 13105?
Oh, what the f- what the-
I was so focused on the butt of the bz 79 good god that that ramp came out of nowhere
Dude, I was so focused on the bz 79
Like 5,500 it's okay dudes. It's okay, but like I need more I need more than that
Keep you remember the days of dual layer DVD PC games?
Dual layer?
We have dual layer Blu-rays now, right?
Who am I kidding?
When you buy a game now, it's basically just a license and you have to download it anyway.
How am I liking the Jakao?
It's alright.
It's going to be better next patch.
All right, this map we will get with vision again.
Let's go!
Maybe I'll want a five in the dip, Bork and Kefir in the dip, Coca Drillow, Brigetto,
Gildtash and Rato.
Ziggy Tookie, I'm sorry to hear that you're sick.
Once again a massive thank you to everyone for coming today.
Double hacks, halibut rising, slippery daps, shoo shoo shoo, new sub, Solcatamus,
Lucco's Deficiency, new sub.
Telekratz asks new sub with Prime Popeye, Ludovico.
Thanks for continuing, sub.
Polsky Mamut, thank you.
Sapsod, what's up, my dude?
Gifted sub.
Little Big Jack, what's up?
Keith Bourbon, gifted sub.
So Steven the second, how you doing?
Zebs map, cloudy, thanks for being a brand new sub to stay cloudy.
Appreciate you.
I'm balls once again.
Thank you.
Wagonese human, Mr.
Vegeta once again.
Thank you for the two five gifted subs each.
Oh, Wanker Hirsch.
Ah, it's a dangerous poke.
should probably expected that.
not ideal. Spotted this time.
Oh, no.
of
the
I'm just thinking I have to get out here, I get out, I'll sacrifice my team here though.
I'm likely the TA-23 can start a new king mechanic, maybe I shoot this building down.
Oh for God's sake!
I mean my idea was pretty good.
The idea of like, if I shot that building down for these guys, then maybe they would
turn their attention to him.
I'm pretty sure they could shoot him if they wanted.
If they drove like 30 meters over there they can actually full farm the can opener, aww
I lost a whole percent.
so shitty. Rest in peace. Hurt my feelings.
Welcome to the family zone.
The last game obliterated my feelings.
Rest in pieces.
Let's have a go in the Blackrock.
Blackrock's always a fun tank for when you're feeling a little bit down after a bad game.
I'm going to tell my team to win the tunnel, see if they listen.
I'll thought myself in that last game should have thought about the angles of the FB405
just camping.
Let's go get some Duke, man that last game took my head in honestly.
feels of the Batman.
and
Oh, this thing's not meant to side scrape.
Oh no!
Oh
So much for my team helping in this
What the wanty-wonger?
This has been happening to me more and more every time I play in the alley now.
I just have so many turds on my team who just go and sit in meaningless positions just playing
Drivel honestly. Is this the meta now on this map that this team takes the alleyway and this
team doesn't like it seems to be happening so much to me recently like
imagine that we have a mouse we have lots of big boys oh wow is that the
Benedict Cumberbatch style probably all right guys I haven't taken a break in
nearly a couple of hours I'm gonna take a quick break to break that bad streak
I'll be back in three. Thank you.
Oh, BZ176 is up to 127 pounds, guys. Let's go.
EBR 75 at 152.
Not bad. Nice to see.
If you guys think that BZ176 or the EBR 75 is worth more than that, for charity.
Go hit it up.
I'll be back in three.
Oh.
I cry every time.
They got me good.
Gonna go cuddle the floor for a little bit, always had to give me all the better.
Cuddle the floor.
of
I
Come back any time
Oh, let's get back to it, my dudes.
We won.
Got a block cross.
Lost me everything.
Alright, shitty game for my Jackal.
I lost a whole percentage there.
Let's try and get back on the horse.
Alright, nice map for YOLOINGHILL.
Let's go get it.
Come back any time.
Woo!
152 pounds and 50 pence for each of the EBR and the BZ176 now.
Okay, three Tashin Rattus. Only three Mets and a light. EBR, can handle. Lepid can handle.
140 can handle. Lepid 120 can handle.
Hopefully I get to boost by the time I get to the hill. I will do a 3DR, but I'll get past
me then. It's nice of you. Oh my god, that was the worst driving ever.
I was worried about that EBR's driving. Might lose all my hit points going up
up on the hill now. It's an absolute nightmare of what you're doing you freaking clown. You
guys drunk dude. He's having a good Wednesday night, isn't he?
of
all of us
Oh my god, that was stupid of me.
Oh no!
Oh yes.
It's actually that freaking Leopard 120 who's doing everything to me right now.
So unlucky.
so unlucky. He's got broken viewports, he wasn't able to see me, I don't think.
He's Amorax with no repair.
Oh my god, I used the wrong key. Shit.
Oh god, who put the IS-7 there, my bad.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Calm down.
taking second build of ammo here
of
the
death of
the
death
I
Fuck yeah
Oh no! His lurching got me good! Cost me a 10k game there, maybe.
EBRs could be anywhere right about now.
There's where these masks will fit you when you come in at once.
why do you have to spot me?
I feel like I could have played better in this game, guys.
I feel like I could have won it if I just played a little bit better, but like, 8,800 damage is still pretty good.
But I do feel like I missed a couple of opportunities.
Maybe I could have been more aggressive against the Type 5 Heavy. I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, 10k combined and 8,800 damage is still a good game of water tanks, but I still think that I could have done better.
I think if I, I think I was worried so much about losing a lot of the heat rounds that I should have probably,
I should take more heat in a second build on this tank.
like a second a second set of heat what a second bill would like way more heat
would be better anyway once again thank you so much to you Nathan and all of us
say to dad don't yeah I Rukus hello hello boo mr. Barak's mister thank you
all up ham itchy down by Lee see more more Pontus worm share like Sam's
rocks his laps Tony yes as well thank you back you've actually got my heart
going should have played better there I can't believe I missed that shot on the
side of that FE 405 I should just fight a PCR and then he wouldn't have been able
to dodge me I should take a second build for sure I need a second build with
about four of these rounds a lot of heat those heavy matchups I was running
low on heat from the tush and rutters, you know. At least that would have put my marks
back up. Back up to 92 after losing a whole percent. How don you get this tank? It just
leads on from the CS63 mate. It's very simple. It's a tier 11 Polish heavy. It's in the
tech tree. That's it.
Ah, that game could have been so good. If I was playing the Buffed Shackal, I would have
won that game with 10k+. I should have taken more heat here for this matchup, honestly.
Lots of big fat heavies I need to farm.
I can hack a scum arty.
Big misplay there by me. I should have used the...
It's hackers and aggressive player respect to him.
Should use a speed mode to get back.
Lazy move.
Oh, piss off World of Tanks, honestly.
Oh, we've got a T803 on here as well.
Is this flank done? It is, it is done.
Can I even get out?
I can't fight this rich
and
the
fact is that
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, heck, it's dead, it changes things on this plane.
I think I can retake this ridge maybe.
I don't know, it's a 51-20.
That should be impossible.
It should be impossible that bounce.
Stole a good game for me that.
But I can still get the 704.
I'm having a chance to not get bought by the 704, but also still fly close enough to get the farming.
I need to be doing more than this can't believe it is the object 704 repair then
My bad. Gigi.
What's up, Marshall General?
Make sure when your friend uses the invite link, they also use the bonus code to be able to get a free Churchill.
The commander's new tanker in chat, my dude.
Or you can find it on my YouTube videos.
Hacker was a good player, I think.
reasonably scary tanks. Stuck at 92 marks at the moment guys. I hate this map honestly it's such a
mediocre map to say the least.
I'm sorry south on this map, of course, let's go, what a fat channel effort to worry about
Check out about to take off on airfields, yeah mate, that's a bit cool.
why would you ever break check on that corner?
I don't know where he went.
I don't know where the manticore is. I got spotted so I'm worried that the manticore
was like still up in those bushes. It could be.
Oh wow.
Why is there a flasher there? That shackard will end me now.
Fucking disaster, help me TTP.
Okay, 60 seconds without a gun, always fun.
of
come back anytime
has to slow the game down
I'll have to hide somewhere.
Maybe I should use my ability there.
even with the dead gunner.
I don't know who the hell spotted me and where.
I don't know who the hell is spotting me and where they are but they are spotting me.
Just be a bat-chat and some kind of bush, what an absolute weasel.
Stupid building.
Uuugh!
Come back any time!
of
pretty unlucky
whatever
I'm gonna have a marks full again
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay, we held, we held, GG.
Huh, that was a very hard hold. Six kills, dude.
Tough, tough, tough. We got there.
We need 5,000 combined a game to mark this bastard.
No tokens today, there are definitely tokens.
The tokens started four hours ago, so people have had a chance to get them by now.
First class Top Gun, not bad.
Playing this tank pretty good. I just need a little... oh actually we got somehow some hidden spotting.
Or was it tracking? I don't know. I don't know what we got the assistance on.
Spotting, spotting, spotting. Okay cool. It was actually quite a good climb then. It was a .2 climb.
92.36 guys, that's the highest we've been.
of
We have the freest of free games on this map a few games, but I can't expect another round
like that. Full meds. An RHM.
Come back any time.
I got up there. Actually I was unspotted, I probably could have.
And to how good his repack-room is.
Let's go.
Woo!
Come back any time.
He might have had repair. He just...
...wasn't using a large repair kit for a winner.
I got spotted. I don't even know by who.
That's a weird position for him to be.
What?
I must have gone so far to the side, holy shit, dude.
Fuck off, Mordor tanks! Come on, man, I'm using the wrong ammo for the wrong bloody job!
using the heat rounds for the FV and then using the AP rounds for the side of the KR1.
Come on, man!
Let's get this done, guys!
This is my team needing me to spot TDs at the end. There's actually no TDs. You know
What I can probably do is actually be really fricking aggressive like in this position.
There's a leopard one at the back.
I'll try and spot the leveled one for my team, I should probably get 2,000 spotting after
it.
What the hell's that left?
of
the
of
the
I'll take 9K GG.
game don't deal out three marks like candy yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
another high caliber should never have missed that shot from the hill though
could have been a little bit more guys we pumping 93.31
Quacky Babs 3 marking multiple tier 11s a week. Let's go. Come on boys. Do you believe in the bait?
Ah, this map. This is a horrible map. One of the hardest maps for this tank, I'd say.
Atrocious map.
Vision. Unplayable map, otherwise. Actually, there's only two meds. Unplayable map, anyway.
I'll never dig out the LT in friends.
I don't need to reach 100% I need to reach to 95.
Synchronous OG, gift itself, thank you Danica Blaman, next to you, thank you Arctic Stripe
Order of Souls.
I'm going to go back to the base and I'm going to go back to the base.
There are one coming this way.
Would he go back up? I think he will. He hasn't taken any damage.
Whenever they don't take damage, they go back up.
The 100 spotted me.
There's a leopard 120 at the back.
The invatables are leaving.
Um, this ain't good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're cool, we're cool.
Oh god, that cal one.
Okay, I'm gonna knock this tree down and then I can use the tree to get into positions to poke him in the turret.
Well, that was a bad idea.
But not this tree. That tree will allow me to use that push location.
And then I'll be able to sing him in the turret.
Interesting. What kind of guns do you use?
Oh, fuck you leopard.
of
of
This guy's not using durability device.
I realize that's just a tracking shot, if I got a plan.
I want him to drive right at me so I can use the uh...
Fuck of course he high rolls as well, fuck you very much.
Why wouldn't he just drive over?
I could attract him if he drove over.
Oh man, that's so depressing.
If he hadn't high rolled I would have carved up his whole tank dude, so unfair.
His whole tank, his whole tank if he hadn't high rolled I would have been around him.
What didn't I hide behind a dead tank?
Dude, if I left the ridge line the FE405 who was there but he has left now would have
probably been able to get me.
751 was a high roll, well yeah it's above average isn't it?
So if we have two words that describe it, high and low,
I was a 50-50 to survive.
I lost the coin flip.
God, I would have got a thousand, man,
thousand extra damage,
and then probably being able to get others as well.
Oh, all of that work and it's actually only a hold.
Oh man.
Bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro.
Just 150 50 would have been worth 0.25 of a mark.
and I would have probably hit another shot as well.
I would have probably been up.
How much is the marks on this tank? Is it not 5k?
Oh! Whoever it was who bidded £212 on the BZ176.
Ronnie, what a legend.
Good job, Ronnie.
Keep it up my dude, I hope the BZ176 will be yours, but I also hope that we raise as much money for special effect as we possibly can.
Where the hell was I? Mark of Excellence requirements tier 11.
Where's the Chakal? 4,900, it is 4,900.
I don't know. Let's go.
My free-to-play account would sell for the thousands?
Bro, I've put thousands of hours into it.
What do you think I'd make a pound an hour?
Good God.
of
I've had 120s at the back.
I'm just gonna go right home.
Let's get back up to that bush.
I feel I can spot the leopard 120 at the back.
Oh no!
Sorry, it must be the pattern who's spotting me there then.
That was a bad shot, of course I should have seen him turn left.
stay alive for later on in this game honestly.
Noooo!
I can't badger who comes over here in a badger.
Look at him, look at this lucky ass noob dude hitting me in the top of the turret like that.
Disgusting.
Actually disgusting.
disgusting rng i should be getting away with that
there is
Why are you sitting behind me, K? I wanna...
Come on, world of tanks.
Oh! Oh no! What was that spot from? There's no way the Badger sees me!
He's... There's no way, dude! Was that a hundred?
Oh, maybe he did. Fuck's sake. Fuck off, honestly. Oh my God, I lost 0.6 marks here. Oh my God.
Leopard 120 just sitting in that cursed bush. All I needed to do was just survive.
Oh, that lucky-ass badger, man. Oh my God, so tilting. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so tilting.
If I just survived, we're clearly going to win this flank eventually, and then I could
have spotted all of those bozos at the back, and we got 5k to 7k easy on this map.
Oh!
Oh, that's a tilter.
Absolute tilter.
Absolute power donkey and a badger just sitting in the same position.
But who is the power donkey?
Him or me?
me because I took the rounds from him. Bloody leopard as well. Cursid leopard.
Alright, whatever man. It's a good map for this tank. So unlucky with those shots into
the top corner of the turret. So unlucky. Could have easily have missed. I think I got like
anti-luck in that game. Any time they could have hit me, they bloody hit me. Any time.
Look at this trash, dude. Any time they could have hit me, they got me there. This is a
bad shot by me. Should have aimed there. But he did turn left just as I fired. Oh, heart
Break.
Absolute hot break.
Absolute hot break.
That was a hard, hard, hard, hard break guys.
I should have just stayed alive. As soon as those dumbasses on the rich line died, I could have just got everyone with my vision at the end of the game.
Two heartbreaks in a row for me, man.
Come back any time.
I'm gonna die.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, no.
If I'm lucky I gotta wave it out.
I'm losing my track there, honestly.
Scum. Obviously all of these scum having to play against right now.
And then we'll miss a nice baby. All I want to do is take away their hit points, just farm them, farm them all.
That's my vibe right now, just farm an only farm.
Also Alaska. Romantic shrimp new suburb prime. I like that name. Crazy bug as well. New suburb
prime. Thank you. Everyone's farming apart from me.
He doubled me?
Then I guess he can, because he fired a single.
Dude, his reload was sick.
I wanted to just kill the T803.
Wasted my life there, honestly.
All I did was beat a contriver and get the BZ75 in.
How much rare armor does a T803 have, guys?
I couldn't even look like I could pen his butt.
63 at the back!
American tanks were shocking at the bank. 63 is very very good for an American vehicle.
Like if you look at the T-125, we're talking about 38, so its butt armour has doubled.
Gigi's the contriver and my single into a double.
You got me good.
The one that Shackal came, my disappointment is still immeasurable, I should have had that
battle.
Alright, let's go get in the Shackal, come on man, I'm gonna be down to about, whatever
it is, 33%, 93% marks though.
Let's keep going, bloody badger.
only a test act is level three
I play vision, where do I go?
You know what, I think vision, but not here this time, I'm going to go on the outside.
I think this is the way.
This tank is perfect for using into position, even without a turbo, just hope the Tessac
doesn't catch me early.
How can you all snipe an 18-1-kilometre-an-hour tank so easily?
Alright, well unfortunately now I'm in despair mode where the Tessaxe actually made it to the
mid-range.
But I hope the Type 61 will help me since the Tessac here.
The Type 61 kills the Tessacle can still easily win this.
away. I am in. What is this photo? Un-painted Mentor Corps. I gotta get unsplotted from
man's going to actually get out of this
I believe that doesn't see me
And of course it's got him very low now.
I could race to there.
I wouldn't be spotted and then kill the Tessac.
I could just wait RT for 12 seconds.
This game is ending very quickly.
Imagine being that CS 63 right now.
My investment is paying off now.
Oh my god, that's not good.
I'm going to give this RT a thumbs up if it's a mascot.
of
the
Wow. I thought I hit him there, but I will.
Honestly, what this guy did should be reportable.
He's been playing since the beta, and he camped in the corner the whole game.
What he did should have been reportable, honestly.
At what point he were bot.
Players like that don't deserve to play multiplayer games.
It's very satisfying that I...
didn't need him. The thing is he's not a bot because I asked him for help and he pressed
negative in the chat, not sure if you saw that. Nice sight caliber there. I don't understand.
This is a 54% win rate player apparently. I think he was trolling. I honestly think
he's trolling. I think he's watching the stream and he's trolling. In fact, I add
into the blacklist because it's very likely this guy's trolling. I think he's trolling.
Why would he troll like that? I don't understand. Either that or it's a hacked account. Maybe somebody
hacked his account. We should probably take a look at his recent statistics. Either he's trolling
or somebody's hacked that account or bought it. Very unlikely that that is actually that player. Let
let me tell you. To be fair, doesn't seem to be hacked. Maybe he just decided he wanted
to throw a hissy fit and just sit in the corner and do nothing the whole game?
Interesting.
Maybe he's trying to do some kind of mission or something? That's all I can imagine.
I mean, his...
I tend to understand that.
I think he's drunk maybe. 93.27. God this is hard work, honestly hard work guys.
Did he do damage? No, he didn't do damage in either of his last two battles.
But he was there the whole time.
I'm sorry to hear it wasn't your day, maybe tomorrow, mate.
Thank you.
Also, Elf Pat looks up.
Curable Rasha, thank you.
You might be trying to kill tanks in 300 meters.
Well, he's not going to kill them by sitting in the corner, that's for sure.
guys I got a real bad feeling I might have over committed here massively
come back hitting time
yeah i got it i got it
okay okay let it be pissing yourself it's not going to help
welcome
i gotta leave
I'm dead guys.
I knew I ever committed.
I wanted to get out, but I don't know, maybe I should have waited for Black Rock in this
gorilla didn't hit Jack's shit for me.
Whoa!
I will help you by sitting behind a rock and being fecking useless, dude.
All this guy had to do was literally just sit here and dump those medium tanks as
they came around the corner.
No! I'm gonna have a war with an inanimate object in front of me! Jesus Christ, where's his Yaegari friend as well?
Holy mother of God, just uninstalled world of tanks.
Actually don't, you know what? Keep playing, keep playing, it's fine, but hopefully you'll be on the enemy team next time.
Goodness gracious. Uncarriable swines, guys, uncariable swines.
Oh, it's such a tilter dude.
such a tilt it's it like I get the world's most potato platoon and they
probably get a very good sweaty platoon that all plays together like I should
have seen that the Black Rock was in the platoon with the ASXX and the Shackal
and I should just instantly got out of there I should just never have pushed
honestly but it's like I don't know man what happens if like the enemy platoon
of the potatoes and your team actually go into position it's really hard to
say why are you so mad because I'm at 93 percent marks of excellence and I
want to bloody well get 95 you think I'm playing for fun right now now I'm no
I'm not playing for fun I'm playing specifically to try and get my magical
little numbers high enough so that I can put more rings on my barrel okay
that's it I'm playing to increase my tank e-peen that's it I'm sweating like a
bastard 68% wins 5,500 combined average in my jackal today I'm playing it
like an absolute god but unfortunately when the matchmaker throws me to the
dog and gives me absolute utter muppets on my team. There's not much that I can do. If
I don't get the Jacques Al today, what I'll probably do is just leave it at about 93%
and I'll do it on patch day, most likely, because it'll be quite fun to remark it with
the upgraded vehicle. I know I can three mark this thing now though. I know I can
three mark this thing now. What's up, Drippy Hippy? How you doing, Beccarunu? Gary
Kolikolsky, thank you.
My credit is running out very quickly.
What can I do?
How can you be running out of credits?
You're getting 50% more credits right now.
It should be impossible to run out of credits.
Stop spamming gold.
Stop using premium consumables.
And save some credits so you can actually buy equipment
and consumables at a cheap price.
That's what you should do.
All right, what else do I want to mark?
What else do I want to mark?
I don't want to play the hacker.
The reason why I don't want to play the hacker is
the hacker has like a side button ability that's going to mess up my brain with the shackle.
Like when I played the hacker I was thinking like am I pressing my e key to use my ability now?
And I'm not. It's so weird that with the hacker you don't press your e key but on the shackle you
do. Like I feel like the button on the hacker and the shackle should be a standard button.
It should probably be the e key. I understand why they use the side mouse because the side
mouse is easier but it just doesn't make sense. I guess the ability should both be side
mouse and be switching. Welcome! I wish you could assign different keys for different
tanks. That would be the way forward, you know? That would be the way forward. Different keys
for different tanks would be nice. What else do I want to... I guess I should play a
Leopard 120 and cry in this vehicle. Keep making hers. Keep making hers.
Keep making hers. I hate this vehicle. I don't want to play it. No, I don't play
shitty tanks. What do I want to play? Should just play Tashin Ratter and just
make them cry. Go on then. Let's play Tashin Ratter and make the enemies cry.
That's the best thing to do. What's up Dippy Hippie? You're a brand new sub with
You also just gifted five subs like an absolute Chad hippie. That's very kind of you. Dippy hippie. Thank you very much
Big welcome to you as a new sub with primate. Thank you very much to you for the five gifted subs as well
Making five other people subs as well as yourself. Thank you. Dippy hippie very kind
Very much appreciated lovely to have you here to be hippie
Also KTM Johnny new sub anonymous with a gifted sub and
They're Karoni and Gary. Thank you all very much very kind. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
My point, Mafia Musen, is like the hacker's ability is kind of like a do more damage ability.
And for the Jacques, it's the same thing, right?
It's like get better gun handling and do more damage.
But it's on a different key.
Dippy Hippy says tears the season to get salty and watch as I cry and don't get
marks.
All my goblins playing as if they're barmy trying to stop me getting marks I'm
trying not to rage at these bastards left and right left and right left and
and right, stark in the middle, cursing, um, I lost it. Donkeys. How would we finish
shit without just saying follow la la la la la la la la. What can we say?
I give up. Why am I wasting my brain on creating Tra-la-la songs? I should be focused on destroying
my opponents. Why vents though? Because it makes everything about my tank better and not
just the rate of fire. That's the spirit unit, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Wow.
Riveting engaging gameplay right now.
You come at me. No, you come at me. No, you come at me. No, you come at me. Let's hope the door blows up
Yes, you come at me, but I you come at me
But when the boarder born the boarders often to beat you come at me. Yes. Yes. Yes
Wonderful waiting for somebody to blow the bloody doors off mate
The door is not blowing now. Yes
What's happening to this Cranbarm? They are struggling against this Tashenrata.
Bro, bro, can you get out of the Tashinrata's way?
I don't have time to go around you, okay?
I need to go through you.
Oh! You've got board of picking on, you've got board of picking on the, uh, you've got
board of picking on the tier 10s, did you?
Holy shit, that's not a good tank.
Oh, did he really pen a KR1?
boys where can I just not play this tank in this with this team again
280
Fire is out.
So very calm.
We fixed the track.
Knock knock.
Oh Jesus.
I wouldn't ram a Tashin, Rata.
How do you... any way?
Oh no.
K.R.1 moment, dude.
That T-57 heavy had aim.
Now you can go show it off in the garage.
They blow the bloody doors off, yeah.
I don't think so.
Don't use the R word, 23PO.
Sue, what's up?
Thank you very much to you for what looks like two or three gifted subs or one gifted
sub.
I appreciate you. Thank you very much.
Thanks, Sue.
Doesn't say random event up top.
Oh my god, you're kidding me?
I swear it was saying random event earlier.
I literally thought it was a random event map.
My bad.
I'm stupid.
But I didn't sit there waiting.
What is this special charity auction?
You can get a visa 176 SCVR.
Why don't you use the command
auction and then you can
go and take a look.
Go and take a look.
Move, friend.
Get out my way.
Get out my way, friend.
Get out my way.
Move, 140.
Get out my way.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
The Shelby is not happy.
I am not.
Cave is closed today.
This is true.
Cave was closed today.
Will you play with someone from NA if they win the platoon one?
I mean, what does it say?
If I go on there and your question is answered, by gum, I'm going to make sure if we play together I'm only going to play the M3 League.
If I go on there right now and your question is already answered because you haven't read, I will specifically refuse to play with you.
That's right.
Um, what was I?
They could be about to double cap.
They double-canned.
No, they're not going to double cap.
That's a charm.
I'm going to cap.
I can't be asked to play Kiss You Chase the Black Rock.
Okay, yeah.
Somebody asked about the platoon thing.
So this year, to make the charity fundraising even more spicy, what I've done is a couple
of really cool things.
Firstly, I've actually created a charity auction house on the awesome Tiltify website.
And there are four things up for grabs to support special effects, which is a UK-based
charity that helps those with physical disabilities to be able to play video games.
You can find all about them in a YouTube video I made over a decade ago where I visited them
and tried out some of the awesome peripherals that they use with switches and so on and
so forth to be able to rebind a lot of the different buttons.
They've had monumental effort into creating an adaptive controller for the Xbox which
allows a lot of more flexibility to interact with games.
Anyway, if there's four things that you can get firstly big. Thank you to wargaming
They have offered up an EBR 75 an
Unobtainable tank which you can get on the EU NA or the Asia server and also a BZ
176 on the EU NA and Asia server as well
whoever bids the most with all of the money going to special effect apart from the auction house fee which and the
platform payment fee, which will go to Tiltify, which I believe is 7% of the total. All of the rest
of the money goes straight to special effects. You're not supporting Wargaming, you're not supporting
me. You are supporting a charity that helps those with physical disabilities to be able to play
video games. So yes, so a big thank you to everyone who's bidding. Currently, the bidder is at
three hundred and five pounds for the BZ one seven six who's the big boy
bomber kid what a legend well look at this
bomber kid and Ronnie having a bit of a showdown i love it
let's go bomber kid and Ronnie it's for the
it's awesome to help um more and more people have a level playing field you
know what i'm this is my kind of this is my kind of money fight bomber kid and
Ronnie go for it whoa anonymous in with 350 at
355 let's go. Let's go. That's what I want to see. Um, there's also the EBR 75 impossible
to be able to get this. We're giving her not sold it in years. Hold on. What's this? Cinder?
Hey, quick you baby. I've been watching for a solid 12 years now. Nice. It's pretty awesome
to still see you active on both YouTube and Twitch. Nice. I've grown up watching your
content and as an adult, your dry British humor still puts a smile to my face. So
only did it as an adult and not when you're a kid. Okay, fine. Oh, well, good. I'm glad
you got older, Cinder, right? I got older too, mate. Thank you so much to you, Cinder, for
the £5 tip and I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled that you've been enjoying for over a decade.
I appreciate you very much. Appreciate you very much. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank
you. So, yeah, there's an EBR 75. Currently Tony is winning £150. Again, it goes to
charity. There's also two things that have never been possible before in the 12 years,
nearly 13 years that I've been a Twitch partner. You actually have the opportunity, the person
who bids the most, again with the money going to special effect, you'll have a chance for
a play session with me, which the winning bidder will get to platoon on the EU and
or Asia server, so thank you so much for reading! Okay, anyway, yeah, once two-hour play session,
it can either be on stream, off stream, on discord, off discord, whatever you want,
I'm your I'm your guy, we'll play World of Tanks together for an hour or two and the money will
go towards will go straight to special effects. And also if you've ever wanted me to make a
custom video on your replay, this is your chance as well. No, not a 12-hour play session,
I said a one to two-hour play session, saliva.
If you ever wanted me to commentate on your replay,
there's an opportunity here as well.
I will, you can send me any replay from pretty much any time
in World of Tanks history,
because I have all of the old installations.
And I will either upload it unlisted,
so only you and people you share the link with can watch it,
or I will upload it as a public video so you can have your YouTube glory. That's that.
So there's four things up for grabs. The auctions are open for the next three days.
Good frickin luck and let's raise a load of money to help those with physical
disabilities to be able to play games as well. Okay.
So once again a big thank you to Wargaming for kindly providing EBR 75
the BZ176. All right, where was I? I think I had a heartbreak in the shack out, didn't I,
with that terrible team. Let me tell you, if that platoon that I played with aren't 45%ers,
I don't know what I'm talking about in my life. Oh, God, even better! They've only played 24 games
of World of Tanks. Oh, that's just wonderful. Yeah, it makes me so happy. Yeah, go and get
more of your friends to play so they control me okay anyway yeah especially
when I'm at 93 percent marks of excellence 12-hour play session I ain't
doing a 12-hour play session
imagine if someone sells you a replay from that gorilla point of view you can
send me whatever the hell replay you want I don't care the only rule is that
If you abuse players inside the game, or you, um, like do physics abuse or whatever,
I reserve the right to ask for a different replay. I'll only show things that are fair.
People will charge an extra $500 for an extra hour.
Mate, it's a freaking charity! I'm not getting any of the money!
I wouldn't play for once or two hours with you guys for a thousand dollars
For me I draw the line at that point. What am I doing? You know, it's not entertainment
It's I'm trying to entertain one person. Why would I want to try and entertain one person?
Even if it was for a
Butload of money if I could try and just have fun and play games and entertain a lot of people at the same time
How rude what me being real I
Don't think it's me being rude. It's me being honest. I
I just don't really care about having to be a person for hire towards that regard, you know?
I'm sorry, it's just how it is. At least I'm being honest.
What about six to seven thousand for a couple of hours?
What do you mean six to seven thousand? The bid's only 250, mate. Why don't you go and get in?
Oh, I guess you're trying to get me say 6-7 on the internet.
You know what? Thank you very much, honestly stupid ass.
Go, don't bait me with money and for charity.
This is for freaking charity, dude, don't be a dick.
You know what I think 1-2 hours playing with Wacky Baby is totally worth 5,000 for a...
for a charity.
But there's so much for those with physical disabilities.
Just think, you get to play with Uncle Scrobby Baby for an hour or two
and then probably they get an entire setup or multiple, like a couple of entire setups
so that people can play video games who aren't even really able to
venture maybe outside of their bed.
What is the meaning of 6-7?
So it's like this joke going round that
there's no meaning to it, it's just a holistic zone and then
people think it's funny. It's like 69 but without 69 actually being having a
purpose. Okay.
What am I getting a new gaming chair, dude? When this one breaks.
It's perfectly aimed.
Six-seven won't have legs, guys.
Sixty-nine will be timeless, you know.
Everyone likes a good sixty-nine joke.
6-7 will last about a year or two and that's it.
Somebody bid 500 for the BZ.
Let's go!
202 pounds.
Oh!
Somebody wants a play session with QB!
Look at this!
A headless chicken!
Oh!
Nice!
A headless chicken.
Thank you very much.
I was really worried. Maybe it goes three days and nobody would actually have started the bidding off and I would have been like,
oh, well, oh well, oh well, by bad.
Thank you Headless Chicken, very kind. I look forward to our gaming session, unless some other generous charity whale comes in.
Yes!
Thank you very much dude, appreciate you.
If you only auction that chair, I ain't setting this chair for charity, it's my freaking chair,
get your own chair.
Babushka?
Dedushka?
Save me!
I'd put nasty mounts on that chair more than the BZ.
I don't want to know what you'd do to it, Amroth Hunter.
What would you do to-
Tell me, don't tell me. No damage, thank you so much to you for being a new sub.
Freenko as well, thank you so much to you for continuing to sub.
And you Jimbo, what's up? Thank you for the five gifted subs as well, very kind.
I know. I know it's a lot of money for a BZ176, but guys, this is A, you're getting an
unobtainable tank and also it's for fricking charity man. It's for fricking charity.
So you get an opportunity to get an unobtainable tank, and you also get an opportunity to help
support an amazing charity that helps those with physical disabilities to be able to enjoy
games like we'll do every day.
The play session as well, I mean you guys don't want to be cheap about it, come on.
Imagine the YouTube glory guys.
Imagine the YouTube glory.
I'm going to make a custom video that you can either choose to have unlisted or you
can choose to have it public and obviously I'm going to title it that you were the absolute
Chaddus Maximus who paid for that video by um supporting special effects more than anyone
else dude I mean if like if you want it to be public I mean dude you have quacky baby
telling maybe tens of thousands of people inside the World of Tanks community that you
are an absolute specimen. And you also get to show off your gameplay. I think it's, I
think it's like, I think it should be epic wins. That's how I feel. Just my vibe. Maybe
make the people don't decree oh no yes
Oh god somebody's got me.
Hello Dr. Baby.
I'll be retro and auction off Cubibath water.
And then auction for chair, well used.
Know that pervs like chrome and lobstep will apply.
I like the way you call them pervs at the end.
Lobstep, Lobstep, Lobstep doesn't have the money to, to be pervy.
Thank you, I'm bulls appreciate you. Thank you so much to you. Yo Jimbo for the five gifted subs as well. Thank you, Jimbo. Have you got a spare gold t-shirt that you could auction keep it? I'm not sending anything physical. That's it. I.
that you could auction keep it.
I'm not sending anything physical.
That's it.
Guys, the physical thing provides so much issues
because if I send something that's physical,
it's got a value, you know what I mean?
No, you don't have to be sorry.
You don't have to be sorry, Savage.
I'm just telling you an answer.
Giving you my answer.
If I send something physical, it's like what?
How do I then do that?
Do you have to pay taxes
when this T-shirt comes in?
Does it have a value?
Does it not have a value?
Let's say you spend 500 pounds on a t-shirt for charity.
Give me a bid for the Beazey 176, even though I have it.
Wow.
Gotta protect that pure MM smile, gotta keep it rare.
Bro, you know, you could bid for a friend.
Like, there's no, or you have,
you are basically buying a license
to have a Beazey 176 applied to a,
whatever account you want, you know?
I mean, it'd be pretty mad if you did it
for someone else, but yeah,
That's how it is. It's a good opportunity. Let's go. I love it. I love it. The BZ176 at 510
pounds and the EBR at 200 for charity. Let's go. That's beautiful. Already a thousand pounds.
This is made. Oh, wonderful. That's great. Great. Oh, well played to this Progetto. He got
7000 damage. Yeah, go touch some grass for God's sake. Just let me get my marks of excellence.
alright please. Good job by that progetto. He outspotted me there. You can choose what
account we'll have it. But that's the whole point isn't it? That's the whole point. By
the BZ seller on eBay? No, no it's going to be applied to account that you choose.
You'll have to tell me within a day. I don't care if you go and reseller it doesn't
bloody matter from my perspective as long as the money's still gone to charity.
What if I did that for the auction replay? That's fine, if you got the money go for it, pay for it, I'll do it.
Is there a reason to go for 100% on gun marks? Just the challenge to yourself.
The tank does sound awesome starting up, that's alright. I hate this map by the way for this
tank. What am I playing against me, you boys?
ASXX, Chacal, and 1-4-2, at least I can play against those.
Yeah, but I don't want to send any physical things, because they have value, right?
Like a BZ-1-7, all of the things that I'm auctioning off actually have zero tangible
value. You're basically donating to charity and getting something that has zero tangible
value as a reward.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
I hate this map for this tank!
Oh
No
I need to create another angle on these guys.
Ah, world of tanks, honestly. You complete cock up a game right now, am I meant to ever get 5,000 in a stupid tank with this kind of level of RNG?
That tough.
Oh god, this game's done.
Oh no, why am I falling so badly on Marks right now?
I'm trying so hard, man!
Doesn't seem to matter.
Well, that saved a good chunk of change.
I just got 1,600 assistance there.
I got his whole tank basically.
So from a Marx perspective, that was actually massive.
I just got 2,000 whatever it was, 100.
It's still a massive fall, but at least it's not a apocalyptic disaster came down.
What did I get?
4,000 combined pretty much.
I lose like 0.2% but it could have been worse.
What's up? Deathless Knight could see you. Eurydine could see you.
Do I find the Cochaburrillo OP? When it's on a rich line and I'm sitting in front of it, yeah, sure.
What's up Joe Bezic says I made an account and now this platform has linked my card. I've been
charged a hundred pounds. What did you bid on Joe Bezic? Did you bid on anything? That shouldn't
have happened so sorry you bid on the BZ your card has been charged if you've
been out there that should have been come to basically get refunded right
all right let's go for vision system exhaust
you get charged and it goes back as you get out there says days of thunder
well there you go
the amount of the bid and the charge are different
what was your bid?
if you don't mind me asking Joe
it might have just been checking it might have been putting a charge on the card to
check that it's um...
legit if that makes sense
so you bid 400 and you got charged 100
Well, it was probably checking to see that the card's legit, I should imagine.
I hope so.
That tracking shot was very important to help my team get him.
200 isn't a small amount.
Mate, 100 is quite a small amount for somebody who is planning on spending 400 pounds on
a BZ176, okay?
Obviously it's not going to stay that way, it will change.
I'm not trying to undermine the situation, but I just think that everything will work
itself out with the system.
Doesn't sound like a check amount though.
Again, I'm not here to provide customer support for the Tiltify Watching House at the moment.
guys I'm trying to three-mark this vehicle I appreciate once everybody to use
the website successfully hold on so I just got if I got a really focus on
this guys I'm trying to three-mark a tier 11 tank and I've been trying to do for
like a few days so I'm gonna focus on this I'm sorry but thank you for
sharing all of your
Experiences so far with it. I hope everything's going to be awesome and everyone's gonna have
a great time with it. Seems like people are enjoying it so far.
But I don't come here and sit behind me. You're not gonna sit behind me are you?
I wanna charge and stuff just a little bit more.
of
What? Huh. He didn't spot me for ages and he suddenly just saw me there?
Nooooooooooooooooooo! Why did my team take so long to get there and why don't we have anybody
getting big boy bomb shots from the other side why did this gorilla come over here
all you had to do is just sit over here like up here up there and just dump them
awful spotting i didn't get any spotting afterwards damn gonna lose another bit of marks progress there
feels bad did you all right guys i haven't taken a break in two hours great time to take a break
I'm leaving the hands of my bat chap as he proceeds to disappoint me.
Oh man!
I'm hitting a bit of a rut here at the moment.
I'm not sure I can be able to push through this 93% right now.
I think it was like 9% since I was spotted.
You mean the arty or you mean the leopard?
The leopard spotted me dude.
That's what happened.
I'll be right back in three guys absolutely amazing to see such crazy support though of the of the charity auction house really happy to see it going well I think it's going to be really exciting for Saturday.
I haven't remarked to the Jackal yet, but like 90, we've got to be down at like 92 and a half o'clock this afternoon.
How did they lose?
How did they lose? How did they lose? How did they lose?
Anyway, I'm back. I needed to have a good cuddle of Thor there.
Must have had good enough crew to see me there.
Come back, be calm.
This G-50M ruined it for me man.
If you just chilled back, but you had to push forwards, I could have just chilled there
and sat, spotted.
Okay, had a good cut-off with Thor, let's go.
How was your break?
That was quick.
It wasn't that quick of a break.
I went and had a good cut-off with Thor, went to the loo.
That's what my break was this time.
Where's the Malinovka's and the Prokhorovka's today?
Can somebody send me the link to the charity page at the auction one?
It's there.
I'm addicted to refreshing this dude.
I'm addicted to refreshing- WAAAY!
Somebody bid for the feature on the Quacky Baby YouTube video!
Who was it?
Matthew Mewson, let's go!
Oh, nice!
Look at that, £1,212 for charity now, just from the auctions.
That's awesome!
Amazing! Amazing!
Last year we raised £50,000 in total. This year including beer bellies, belly busting, £1,000 donation for cancer research.
We're already up to £2,000 before the event has even started!
Legendary.
Thank you, Matthew Musin. What replay are you thinking, Matthew Musin?
Do you have the one in mind?
You have a tortoise game, but you're not sure.
I wasn't aiming at that one, but fair play.
How is it fair that we don't have a tree that we can use here, but they do?
I swear my shell went into the ridge, but I guess it was his.
This guy is just taking it from me right now.
They're leaving.
It's a Leopard 120 in the middle.
It wasn't like it was on 20 minutes, I was walking down and around.
Oh, that's a lot of heavies.
Hmm, what's my plan?
He's like, how do you think we can escape the quickie-peepie?
Oh, God.
How did I hit you so cleanly up there?
Ooh, did you still have a dribble?
Ooh, poor guy.
No one escapes the wrath of the Clackmeister.
Oh, God.
This guy's having some hard panic right now.
Mechanics!
work
The enemy has a gun. The enemy has a gun.
It had to start.
We finished him.
It had to start. The enemy has a gun.
It can break at any time.
The enemy has a gun. The enemy has a gun.
So nice to be able to lock down the tracks and be able to transition between the speed
mode back on the horse baby what a break does to you guys back on the horse let's go back
to 93 percent come on baby come on just two more percent just give me freaking Malinovka
prokhorovka against a bunch of dumbasses that's what we're hoping for guys come on
Let's go.
That's not Malinovka-Prokorovka.
I have no idea if they're dumbasses, though.
Um, ugh.
South, yes.
Not exactly sure.
Where we're going to?
How many meds are there? That load of meds. Do I feel like I'm an alpha chant?
Feel like it. Let's go.
I don't know part of me saying like I should probably play back a bit, but I want to play back a bit.
I just I'm just going in guys. We're going in.
Last game 6,800 damage this game
4,000 damage and a thousand spotting would be good for me.
Oh, you tried an HE shell, what a absolute little thing.
It's all beamed.
You should have had such shitty gun handling in the Lepid 120 there.
You got me good there, guys. Not gonna lie.
Every hit is basically 0.1 marks.
Nice to see the charities and auctions kicking off strong so early before Saturday.
Oh shit. I lost my shot. Piss. Piss, piss, piss.
Bitbelly, once again I thanked you earlier on in the stream. I thanked you about half an hour ago.
And I'll thank you again now. Thank you so much to you for the super generous, outrageous
1000 pounds for cancer research before the streamers even started sorry before the yeah before the charge streamers even started
I appreciate you baby. It's very kind. Thank you, sir
Yeah, I have to admit the the charity auctions are looking pretty good dude. Oh
God guys, this could be apocalypse game for me right now unless I'm careful
The enemy has opened the door.
The enemy has opened the door.
The enemy has opened the door.
We've got him.
I need more paid actors, bring them on guys, I'm on 93% marks and I need all the fricking
paid actors I can get my hands on.
What the hell's that?
Interesting tracking.
Dude, if he gets nuked right now it'd be amazing.
Oh, the one time I needed a shell to hit the tracks there to keep the retrack.
Okay, our one's down the end of the tunnel, I can actually catch that.
If I hit this I can get the flashbacks from yesterday. Anyone remember that game yesterday?
Was it standard B? Was it yesterday or was it Monday? I can't remember.
I got to watch out for this FB4 or 5
Rose, I did not think this through very well.
Fuck me dude, I thought I had more of a gunline at the back, that was just a big misjudgment.
Just a big misjudgment.
I mean they're getting pounded now, but considering I got, how much was it, like 800 tracking
that's still actually not even a Marx climb. I don't know dudes, I really thought that that
CS wouldn't be able to just dump on me there. Unfortunately he did. I thought I had a bigger
gunline at the back but I didn't. My bad, my bad, my bad. That T100 LT was actually
really sneaky the way that he went down there. I was really hoping that I could have just
gone there and just grinded him out on the ridge line. In retrospect, I wish
I had just stayed down here and then just gone out around the corner against him.
I think it would have been far better to try and isolate trade the T100.
I didn't expect to take the CS63 and also that FE405 appearing really changed how I could
work the ridge against him.
I think something needed to be done.
The game was going to be lost, but what are we going to do?
I feel like we needed to win a flank to then be able to flourish at the end of
the game. This is awesome though. 510 pounds for the BZ176, 202 for the PANR. Wonderful,
wonderful wonderful Ronnie and anonymous fighting it out Ronnie you're alleged Ronnie fought off
bomber kid now Ronnie's fighting off anonymous we have Tony over here fighting off anonymous and
God is at the slow lane as well beautiful oh guys what do you think I should do with the
charity auctions. Do you think I should stagger them to end like 15 minutes after one another?
Or do you think I should have them all end at the same time? I wonder if I can even adjust the end
time. It'd probably be more exciting to stagger them to have them like end 15 minutes after each
other, I'd say. I think staggering them would be more exciting.
It says I did 6,500, but the problem with marks is even though it says that I did 6,500, if
we take a look, this was spotting, this was spotting, this was spotting, this was spotting,
and this was all tracking.
So we've got to take 900 away from this.
So it's actually only 1,400.
But it's still a climb though, 5,000, it's still 5,600 climb.
Oh, we're at 93.35, just one big pecking game, just like a 12K and I'm done.
Not on this map, I'm not doing 12K on this map.
I'm not sure if I can adjust the end times now that people have bitted.
Let's go hill.
There's no blockerine now.
I'm clearly rushing on the hill to carry you.
I've changed your...
He got more smart.
Did you see that?
bumped into Quacky baby and he actually just gained brain cells, that's impressive.
He went from going and doing nothing in the middle of the map to actually maybe going
and doing something on the hill, impressive dude. Just even coming into contact with me.
Imagine what would happen to you if you platooned with me for an hour or two hours, right?
Move, friend.
That's how we play when we're on 93% marks, by the way, guys.
That's how we game.
That's the kind of game where I am.
Straight across the open front.
Round the leopard.
That's how we game.
This is looking like a pretty interesting matchup.
You know what I need to do?
Is this slope safe?
Dude, dude, I've got the plan.
I got the plan for the mega farm here, guys, actually. I reckon there could be a mega farm.
I know what I gotta do. I'm gonna go the long way though. It's a lot safer.
Actually, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. This is the way.
This is the fecking way. I believe in myself. I believe this is the way. I always think good.
Yeah, I always think good.
when I'm marking I always think good when I'm marking I always think good when
I'm marking just got to go with the brain with the brain insane in the
membrane was FV45 I'm gonna mark him where he was
Don't get cooked
I can FB405
Kill him then
I just need the F4 up front.
I
Sorry, dude
Yeah, yeah, GG, GG. Good game, good game. I'll take 9,700 damage. God, no spotting at
all. But yeah. How did the mouse even do that? We don't ask questions. Wish my team hadn't
been there so quick, but I will. Oof. Right, that's a whole percent we just gained.
we're at 94 in a bit now guys we're at 94 in a bit nice ace tank and nice high
caliber oh we're blind we're blind it's 10k it's 10,500 somehow we blind
something I don't even know what we blind oh my god 10,500 oh yeah let's go
let's go not my first 10k but dude I've done 11,000 on this account before but
like it's I've done 10k in about maybe 10 or 15 different tanks on this
account now. Something like that. At least 10 tanks. 15 might be a little bit bold.
But yeah, that's quite nice to do 10k in a Jackal. I'm happy about that.
10,500 in a Jackal. It's a tricky thing to do actually. Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
Ah, nice. I'm happy about that. EU server is full of bots. Bro, all the servers are full of bots
right now. It's freaking Christmas. Let's go.
Nice, nice, nice. God, that must have been put, that must have put me really
close on, on my marks. Must have put me really close on my marks.
I must be so close. I didn't realize it was 10 and a half
Beck 94.63
How funny is it? My win ratio is actually going down right now, but my marks are going up because you need to have shit teams to
Have chances come on guys. Let's go
Come on. What do I what was I on?
94 point. What was it? I didn't see how much was I on guys?
What was I on? Did anyone remember what the number I was on was on was I on was I on?
Tell me quick, 94.63, then I need 1.37 times by 4,900.
6,700 will do it this game, roughly.
This is a pecking hard map.
Really hard map.
Oh, come on.
So I'm gonna take some extra gold for later on.
Let's go guys. Come on baby, come on baby, come on baby.
This is a very hard map. What am I against mediums wise?
Shakaal, Aka...
Uhhh... I can't see the other one.
Vrkolt? Vrkoltav. All pretty annoying tanks to play against on this thing.
of
Oh, that's uncooked, uncooked, uncooked.
Unless I can somehow repair uncooked.
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's back off.
a little bit too much adrenaline from that 10k
a little bit too much adrenaline from the 10k
Oh, I'm in so much shit. I think I'm going to lose a whole percentage here, guys.
dead. Oh no. Ah, I'm dead.
That project we just get too far is there?
There's a Conway at the back.
I can't go through that.
There's a Conway at the back.
back the hack is full health I'm thinking about can I get out
there's a break
I don't know guys I took the fight to the enemy team my bad yeah I over I over cooked it
I was probably had a bit too much adrenaline from the previous battle I missed a couple
of opportunities for shots.
Oh well, GG.
I don't like this map at all.
Hacker was an annoying tank to play against as well on there.
And the Conway at the back.
It was so weird that none of them like set up.
Why were they so slow?
Like I was here and then,
I was here and then I waited for like 20 seconds.
And then my plan was to go along here.
I love this play at the moment.
Along here and then up here,
and then you have like this wonderful farm
and they start to panic and they fall back
and you get your friends forwards and it plays.
But yeah, finding that Chakal there was rough.
I wonder what I could have done.
Like if I stay there, I die.
So it was the right play to come along the inside.
We're gonna lose half a percent here.
So we're going to go down to like 94 again.
Okay, while this is happening,
I'll take a moment to say, ladies and gents,
boys and girls, huge fun thing happened today.
And that is there's a charity auction
for special effects, which is a UK-based charity
that helps those with physical disabilities
to still be able to enjoy video games
through use of hardware or support to sharing knowledge,
working with gaming companies to be able to
to help them add accessibility within them
and within their development and so on and so forth.
Wargaming have very kindly,
Wargaming have very kindly offered
EBR 75 and a BZ176 currently the so you can have it on any server you want EUNA Asia 202 pounds is
the current bid from Tony what a legend for the EBR 75 and 510 pounds from Ronnie is currently the
high bid for the BZ176 however if you already have those tanks there's a couple of funky things
that I'm doing is firstly, I am auctioning a play session with me for one to two hours
on a server of your choice. It can either be on stream, off stream, on discord, off
discord, whatever you feel comfortable with. First time in since 2012 that you had an opportunity
to play with me for any money, let alone a charity donation. And beer bellies come
in. Oh god, beer belly really wants the video. Matthew used a beer belly or a bidding war.
And I'm also offering a custom video. Only fancy for your taste? No. If you read the description.
I don't know why I did this like keep quiet custom video. I should have probably done a
different face, honestly. Anyway, look, the custom video is I'll commentate on your replay.
you're basically it'll be like a QB a quicky-baby video okay on YouTube but
you can either have it unlisted or public if you want to show it off blah blah
blah blah there you go so yeah why do you all make it weird why does the internet
always make things weird dude why do you all make it weird but looks like
beer bellies come in and he wants it all I appreciate you beer belly
I'm so sad. So sad I didn't do better in that game. That Falcoldav really wanted me.
Beck off, go touch grass, you sweaty ass nerd. I can smell you from here, you filthy scoundrel.
Good God, that guy, if he hadn't been so aggressive against me in the Falcoldav, I could have bullied
them off the ridge line. See, I can bully casual players, but I can't bully good players.
That's the problem. Like, so when you see me play aggressive, it's because I like
to overwhelm my opponents, and I can do it to like casual and below casual players.
Let's go attack.
Blow casual players, yeah.
I can blow all the casual players for a free mark right now on this bastard, come on.
Did I try out the tanks on the CT? Yes, I did.
Oh, why did I drive on the left there? I literally just threw away my repair kit for no reason.
reason. I'm happy to win those auctions or push the prize. Either way, charity wins.
Damn! I love it! I love it! Bit better, that's a great mindset. I love that mindset. Hell
Hell yeah, here baby, thank you sir.
I love it.
Great mindset my friend.
There used to be a tree here, so they get rid of it.
I think I can knock this tree down.
Becking leopard! How does that work? They must have some kind of a funky tank spotting
me from the side. That must be what it is. It looks like it's a hacker.
How did I get spotted when I didn't even move there?
There's some cock in a bush, dude
Weasel ass RHM gamer probably sitting in this bush like a filthy R. Oh, it's a hack and I'm weasel
Okay, what was I doing?
Oh, this isn't working. Maybe I should stop for the evening. Not as in stop streaming,
but I think I should stop trying to 3 marker right now. I'm probably just going to lose
like my 94 progress. I'll do a different day. I think it's like, I got my 10k game, but
like... I think I'm slowing down a little bit. I think the matchmaker's turning shite
as well. I don't understand how this hacker can see me from his little bush position
over there. Oh, absolute total total scoundrel hacker guys.
If I use this rock to avoid that vision from that bush, and then I just poke up here,
I might be able to spot the STRV in the left bit of the distance.
Let's mark where his little shitty position is so I can visualize it in a 3D space.
All in these bushes.
How am I meant to get 4000 fecking damage with camping zombies, man?
Honestly.
F these camping wankers, honestly.
Lowest form of gameplay, sitting in a bush with an RHM being an absolute toss wanker,
honestly.
these guys dude absolutely fm I'm gonna lose a like a whole percent here because
these goblins
I gotta make a breach otherwise this game is gonna be just shocking
I hope you don't low roll here.
Oh my god, where did the RHM come from?
Spot the RHM for me, douche.
Why don't you just drive up there and spot the RHM?
Yes!
IQ achieved.
That it lost I literally lost half a percent
I'll do one more. If I don't get 5K, I'm not doing any more today because it's got to the
stage of the evening where I've been streaming for 10 hours and in addition to me streaming
for 10 hours, the player base gets more brutal as the evening goes on. All the casuals
have gone to bed and all that's left are the sweaty bums. I somehow pulled 4,250 out of
my ass. I don't know how I managed that, but I did. Apparently I pulled that out of my ass.
I got some spotting there and some spotting there. I don't know how I managed that,
but I did. So hard, man. What do you do? Like, he's a 54% win rate player. He's not
bad but he'll just sit in that bush the whole time. This guy is well 52% win rate player,
they're good players playing good tanks and they're just sitting in the bushes it's very hard to dig them out, you know?
Let's take a mid.
Oh no, what's this platoon?
I'm playing against some sweaty platoons.
I bet you my platoons are awful.
I'm off
All right
Not right now not right now, I'm sorry I'm not gonna listen to this right now my friends
I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer I'll answer that later
I appreciate you very much man. I just right now. I just need to focus up on
Trying my best here. I appreciate you very much, but I really need to focus on
I'm trying to do everything that I can do here. I appreciate you though, thank you so much. Give me a second.
I'm trying to make some magic happen right now.
The
team must have shot underneath the Maus.
I don't understand how he shot underneath the mouse.
I- I- I don't understand how he shot underneath the mouse, but okay.
I got a funny feeling he shot under the mouse.
I don't think- Maybe I was sticking my corner around.
Did he like, hit that angle there?
On the outside, outside, that's dark.
Oh, that happened. Let's move on.
Shit happens. I think that just lost me the game, but...
Wank!
It's only just a thousand three hundred to that total goblin.
If he hadn't caught me there I'd have been in this money.
Oh, what's the plan right now?
I mean, do I think that my KR-1 will spot the mediums or not?
Should I try and spot them myself for my team?
Should I go after the SDR-B right now?
Obviously losing the 1,300 carry hit points that I had.
This would have been a 10k game if I had not lost those 1,300, but that happened.
I'm just going to drive slowly up and build some progress.
Kind of worried the Jack Allen friends are going to cross, but that's what you can do
about that.
I'm going to go down and around so I can get those guys up north.
this guy likely to be probably on the back corner, I'd say he's right there in that bush.
I'm firing heat.
Oh, someone lucky.
Nice good kill, good kill, good kill.
It'd be nice to win this game.
I want to refund.
I got tracking earlier. Shit.
What am I doing? We can do this. We can do this still.
What? The longest range shot, dude. I couldn't hear because my thing was whizzing. Dude, he
did 99 damage from me so far away. Oh, guys. That BZT, dude. Honestly, that BZT. He's still
there on the same amount of hit points. Absolutely cockroach gamer, honestly. At least I get like
6,400 combined. How's the mark going? It's going good. It's just, yeah, as you can see
this game, you know, getting hit for 881 and then set on fire to the most jacksy
shot from a BZT. Well, if only the mouse had just pushed. If the mouse had actually pushed
with his hit points, then it would have been done.
4050.
Battle hits. I know where the guy hit me. Almost 7k, yeah, but you're not taking into
account that um oh yeah it's actually a good point i got like 300 spotting and i got like
how much tracking did i get at the start i can't remember is like was it like 800 tracking on e50
if i got 800 tracking on e50 this is actually more like 6,000 or 6,600 combined i'd say
blind damage i don't think i hit anything blind honestly
What's up, SquishyKina Pig? You've already seen Avatar in the cinema? How did you manage
that? Isn't it meant to be released in like... Hold on. How did you get to go see Avatar
in the cinema? Is it already out? It's out for you as well?
Oh shit, it's out here as well. Oh no, it's only out here at midnight showings tomorrow.
Bro, I could go see it at the cinema, but the showing won't finish until 3.43 in the morning.
I'm not sure that would be a good time for me to rock in.
I've definitely fall asleep. I wonder if the film's any good. Are the reviews out yet?
Oh, I can now get like 60%. 71. Not bad.
Pretty predictable.
Critics consensus, remaining on a cutting edge of visuals.
Fire and Ash repeats the narrative beats of its predecessors to frustrating effect, but
its grand spectacleton in use to stroke one of our kind thrills.
Yeah. I mean...
James Cameron is basically making the same film multiple times and just releasing it two
years but still absolutely smashing the um... smashing the box office.
Why are they stealing my
Stealing my tank they're holding a hostage guys here
I'm trying to mark and they're holding my vehicle hostage for the longest possible time absolute gamers
Come on hurry up
Come on stop holding my tank hostage, please
Come on.
Seriously?
All this because I got hit by RT.
All this because I got set on fire.
I can't believe that BZT dude took everything from me and now proceeds to just not end
bloody game.
Fifteen minutes of my life.
Oh, why?
I have a KL1 just sitting in base as well.
To be fair, he is pretty on low on health.
It doesn't paint their tier 11 tank.
I mean, why would you paint a tier 11 tank, you know?
Yeah, Ram-R-RT, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
lose the game right at the end with only 12 seconds left.
at least they finally stopped me this was the shot that lost interesting it was actually
pretty clean. Dude, did I just really overexpose my tank?
I'm so confused. When I was looking on the front of my tank, it was more like over there.
I guess it's just the angle looked different. It was because it hit the space protection
on the front and then it changed the way that it looked.
Oh, guys, I'm not sure I can do it today. 94.3! Fuck you, you can do it! You absolute
total weasel back down from this come on let's do oh him old dwarf you absolute dick of a map i can't do more
on this map fine come on come on baby let's go let's go let's go let's go come on come on one time
let's finish this i'm having a day off tomorrow i can celebrate come on come on let's get it i should
close my window i don't know if my neighbors think that i'm having like weird moments they know i'm weird
my neighbor opposite me like was talking to me the other day and was like
yeah some of the shit that you say is hilarious and I was like don't quite know how to react to that
oh I'm going to do my posh voice now yes I'm quite normal in real life yes okay
Alright, alright, alright, alright, DINGMAS! What do we even have to fight medium-wise?
Okay, 1-2-1-B, Leopard, Dirty Ass Contriver, 1-2-1-B is on the west of the map, Rhymer
Well, plans of Argon might be up there.
I'm going to boost to try and get presence on the hill quick.
Quite often getting vision here early to allow these guys to get a dump up is actually pretty
strong.
I could try and spot people as they come up, but they can slinky in there and it
feels like it's just a waste.
I think I've got more chance of spotting someone down below and probably getting
a shot across over here.
Maybe just pre-aiming on this corner here for someone.
I should be the first up here there.
Gonna look for a shot across there.
Should probably still drop back.
There's a good position over there that I can use.
We could start here.
Oh, what's that 1-2-1 doing over there?
He's nearly dead there.
These are 55s crossing.
Dude, if I poke out here, it could be a disaster.
It nearly is.
Alright, Chemi.
Let's get away with nerda.
SDRV crossed and I let him, I've got 120 booked and I let him.
nice leaving
Oh, lepers.
I need somebody down sneaking up in these dunes.
I don't like this position anymore.
I'm more interested in the strv action.
This position feels like a liability to me right now.
I've got my damage ability saved, I've nearly got glaring, speed ability saved, I have a
a bot, a literal bot that's amaracked.
A literal bot.
Oh shit, the PZ75 said it'll help me now.
I'm spotted by something.
Well that worked out way better than I could imagine.
Maybe the BZ-75 was just waiting for someone to be nice to him.
slow roll. At least fire. Holy shit. What's the play right now?
this isn't a mark guy guys I needed way more
I only did more guys I think.
That was a blessed game to switch that flank though and not just sit on the hill.
8k and no mark progress.
Oh no, it's a mark progress.
But it's not the third mark. Does your neighbor watch your stream? I fecking will hope not that's for sure
It might actually be the mark it could be quite close actually
It could be quite close
Fuck yeah, we did it guys
Shackal three mark. It must have just just just just been enough. Yeah, 95
I'm exactly, oh my god, stop the count bitches, we did it.
Stop the count bitches, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Good sesh, good sesh, 5,500 combos, 63% wins.
Yeah, I could have played better, but hell yeah.
Made 1.9 million credits while three marking the Jackal.
Not bad, not bad.
69% wins 5300 combined hell yeah.
Oh we both got high calibers as well, look at this.
We got exactly the same damage.
What's the chances of that?
Not a lot right?
Let's go guys, nice, three mark, three mark.
Another one, my third tier 11, three marks, gggggg.
gggggg.
GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, we had some good games man, the 10K everything we did it, nice, nice, nice, let's go.
I can't exactly what we needed, almost to the point.
EP successfully grown, but it's nice to know that I can play this game.
You know, I'm not saying I'm the best player, but lots of people think I'm way worse than I actually am.
When I try.
do-do-do-do-do-do. Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.
I got 68 three marks at tier 10, and now 33 marks at tier 11.
Good God, look what happens when I try, guys.
Look what happens when I try, when I actively try like a mother buzzer.
4,600 WNAX, 4,300 WNAX.
But let me tell you, playing like this, it's not who I am, and it's not what I enjoy.
Okay, a lot of people sit here and they're like,
I can't be done, you're gonna combine me, you're gonna,
na na na na na na na, like,
but this play style for me, it's not fun.
It's not fun.
This isn't playing a game.
This is, it's not playing World of Tanks.
It's playing like a mini game inside it,
where you're basically looking at your allies as competition
and your enemies as just sacks of hit points, you know?
I don't know man. It's it's not fun to just play the same tank again and again and again and again to make my
Make my numbers look pretty, you know, but if it's fun, why do you have to three mark? I don't have to three mark
It's just occasionally I
Like to try hard occasionally very occasionally
I like to put myself to the test and see what I can do, but honestly
It's it's not a fun way to play. It really isn't a fun way to play
Yeah. But it's nice to know that when I do sweat, like if we look at, if we look at my stats in the last seven days in the two tier 11s that I've been playing the Soviet and the pole pole ski tank.
So like when I sweat, okay, 64 games in the Jackal with 4,000 like 5,300 average, 4,600 WNX, 4,300 WNX, 66% wins.
KR1 as well was 7,000 combined in my eight games for my three mark, you know?
When I sweat, I can sweat, but fuck playing like that the whole time, dude.
It's like mentally taxing and boring as well.
Sometimes I just want to play like a dick and have some fun and have some giggles and actually be a bit more interactive in my chat.
Hell yeah. What will be the next one that I do?
Tears the season to get salty and to farm all of my three marks.
Whoa, upon all of the fat seals,
Cracky babies coming with a dirty club.
What should I do next?
What one should I do next?
What shall I do next?
I don't know.
I quite enjoyed the shackle.
Honestly, I think the mark in the shackle is quite high considering what a...
It's like, it's an okay tank,
but it's not nearly as good as the CS63 is.
Tier for Tier. The CS63 is way better.
Tier for Tier.
Breaker looks very doable. I'm going to do the ASXX next patch.
I could do Keep Making Hersh.
I really don't want to play the Leopard 120 though. It's a piece of crap.
Breaker could be quite good. Breaker could be quite good.
T803 would be a stress. That's a lot. Why does this number say 5179, but this number
says 452 guys.
It says, why is the numbers different?
Hold on.
Am I having a moment right now?
Why does this say 5179?
But this number says 4952.
Can anyone tell me?
5179 and 4952 chart shows the 17th.
What does this number say? This number says...
What number's this?
But no, it should be the same.
Like, if we look at all of the others...
Oh my god, what?
Why is this number skew-if'd?
Welcome!
Hold on, if I do a hard refresh, maybe?
I think the T83 is actually easier than it's suggesting.
The contrivers actually, the contrivers at 5,400.
Maybe the T83 would be easy, actually 5K.
But I should take a look at the actual numbers.
This is 4,200.
This is 4,300.
It's interesting, people are playing it before,
it gets buffed, it makes no sense.
I'm gonna play that after the patch.
This is 4,500, that's very possible.
This is 4,600, sure.
The Jacques was 4,900 today, KL1, I've already done that.
Inbattable, that's not fun.
I think the T803 at 4,900 could be very possible.
I could do the Tashenrutter as well.
The Tashenrutter could be fun, and it's the most powerful
the tank's ever going to be.
Why is the BZ79 mark the highest
when it's not actually even close to being the best tank?
Black Rock's now up to seven.
Was that when they added in the free tech tree, like around here or something?
Why did it go up so much?
Something must have happened.
I could probably do Tashin Rata.
Like, try harding in the Tashin Rata could be kind of fun, honestly.
Try harding in the Tashin Rata could be kind of fun.
Anyway, a massive thank you everyone supporting the stream today.
Big thank you to...
I didn't say thank you to Subs in such a long time.
Once again, thank you to you, Sysinctor, Stryfe, Gamer,
a fickle deathless night.
Bearbelly, thank you. The clerk, racer.
Resident Weevil, I'm so sorry that I ignored you for half an hour.
I was just very focused on getting that three mark.
Thank you so much.
Says HAKB, love the entertainment you provide.
Quick question, what equipment would you use on the WZ11 Chilin in the 2.0 gameplay?
I personally like Gun Rammer vents and durability
or Gun Rammer vents and turbo on the WZ11 Chilin.
That's my vibe. I actually really quite enjoy my 5a. Like, I'm not saying, oh, I'm so good,
but I like my 5a. If I take a look at my 5a stats, I think my 5a stats are pretty okay.
Look at my 5a. 5a actually 67% wins. That'll be solo. So for some reason, I do well in the 5a.
And the reason why I do well in the 5a is because I have one mode and that is I am going to overwhelm you with firepower and be aggressive and get to the front and just farm farm farm farm farm.
So what I do with my 5a is I just realized Chinese tanks are probably some of my worst win ratios.
Americans, Soviets, I do other than my Soviets. Yeah, with my 5A I basically just get to the front and farm.
I think gun ram events and whatever is very strong on the vehicle because it's all about the fire power
and the vents give me a little bit of gun handling.
I think the turbo allows you to be aggressive and to contest positions that sometimes only medium
tanks get to. And your ability is great for just city maps and extending your hit points. Thank you,
my dude. What's up the clock? Racer once again, thank you Crazy Scotsman. Justice Justin, thank
you very much to you, Justice Justin for being a new sub. Sean Nike, thank you very much to you
for being a new sub at Prime. Eleanor Hooch, thank you. Stilly, thank you. New sub. Wildel D,
thanks for being a new sub at Prime. Hammerhead Mofo, gifted sub, thank you. Anonymous,
Thank you. Zanshin, thank you.
Speaking, new sub with prime, Chinos, Zinaya Willow as well.
And also a big thank you to Helman for that gift itself.
Thank you.
I'm thinking Tashin Ratter or T803 might be a good thing
to do right now.
You love the three marking session,
you prefer these to Paul.
Thanks, well done.
I think as a one off, it's fun to do occasionally,
But it makes me like it's not I wouldn't really want to play the game like this the whole time it's not as I said it's not fun and just kicking back and playing variety is I think more fun.
Most of the time.
I was just in the vibe I wanted to see if I could mark this thing before it got buffed.
Because it should be more challenging to do it now actually I waited for the patch day I could have played in a better form.
I mean, I'm going to do that for the ASXX.
I know I can 3 mark the ASXX now if I really tried, but I'll just wait for patch day because
it'll be more fun.
I think I might be able to do the T803 actually.
I've got a 69% win rate in my T803.
I guess the problem with the T803 is that I play against Black Rocks, don't I?
experience for tier 12. Hell yeah I am. Alright guys, let's have a go in the
T80 room. Anyway, got there. Thank you all very much. Hope you enjoyed that. Oh I
haven't checked the charity auctions. Any more bids? What do we got? Hell yeah!
202 pounds on the EBR 75, 510 pounds on the BZ176, 290 pounds on Befeatured
on my YouTube channel and 255 pounds on the play session. Rock and roll! Let's go guys!
All right on this map it's ugly but I'm going to Yola West. I want to go sit in the town.
You wish you could sell your PZ176 for that much? Haha there!
It is for charity though.
Guys, if you want to see a YouTube highlight of me 3 marking the KR1 by the way, go check
out my second YouTube channel run by Chrome Chaos.
It's a super montage of me marking the KR-1 in pretty much an hour.
12,000 views, it needs more views.
Go give it some more views.
Did you know that's an actual official QB channel from the Twitch clips?
Okay, this could be really painful, but I don't care.
I'd rather push this map aggressively than not.
There's one thing I hate on this map, it's hanging back.
Krem works hard for those video edits.
I'll be sharing the ad revenue with Krem Chaos.
So yeah, the sooner the channel can get monetized, the sooner Krem Chaos can start making money
for his incredible talents.
too aggressive.
Oh he missed, he missed, he missed.
Might just keep, uh, get the gun pumping up there actually.
Oh yeah.
If you just shoot the tank even if you don't pen you can actually just get them...
you get your rate of fire going
it's obviously expensive
Oh my god, I got pinned in the side.
Oh, I got into the ultimate position for just farming all of their souls and unfortunately
the FV pens me.
He must have just hit me over the ridge line.
Little bit greedy there, little bit greedy.
should have been more cautious honestly. Oh look at this farm dude with the highest DPM
heavy in the game no. Nice shot Effie you got me good. What's up Chadney thank you so much to
you for being a gifted subber today. Appreciate you thank you Chadney. It's a good shot.
You're welcome for the tokens thank you for tokens keep it you're welcome you're welcome you're
welcome. Oh a pixel away over the ridge line if it hit my turret I would have
only taken about 400 damage a pixel guys I don't think I was overexposing that
much. Why not fire at you then you get a little
damage it doesn't splash it doesn't splash anymore and if you shoot an
outside track it doesn't hit her armor so it's no different to AP with
in regards to what it will achieve.
Welcome!
I'll give you a drop to the bond vents, prize a little inside.
Vents on the Tashin Rutter is mental?
No, it's not.
You're just incompetent.
You don't know how cruise skills work inside world of tanks, but that's okay.
There are a few maps that I would still use the gun rammer on.
It's always funny how people come in here and judge me for being mental.
Oh yeah, I'm probably ten times the player they'll ever be.
With more marks and more stats, even when I'm playing fricking variety and trash pole tanks every day.
And they're sitting there chugging their energy drinks while Uncle Scrum and Baby is playing twelve hours ago.
Man, that TBT got me good.
Just because I've three marked the shaft palter there doesn't mean I can start playing
like a dick.
God, you've got Christmas songs in my head Twitch chat.
I hate you now.
Ghostpulp, what's up my friend? Black Scythe, how you doing dude? Appreciate you
Trashpulp tanks, M3 Least Dance, lander
You get my point though. Keep telling that to myself, keep telling what to myself
Mate
The whole community meamed on me for using the whole community meamed on me for using
fishing system on my mediums to a point where people came in and were saying exactly the
same thing, clowning on me again.
Now all of your little, you know, poster boys are using it as well, so you're welcome.
Eventually they'll realize that Uncle Scrooby-Boby was right about the vents all along as
well.
Can we ban him?
No.
I'll leave them there like a little court jester.
Many CCs use CVS and mediums too.
All CCs use CVS and mediums, but nobody did before Uncle Scrobby Bailey popularized it.
And the ones that refuse to use it just can't get over themselves.
Which is kind of hilarious that their hatred of me is actually preventing them from being
a better plan.
Bro, it's a heavy. Again, you're just showing that you don't know how actual mechanics and
board a tank's work if you keep telling yourself that. That was a really good shot. Right through
the side of 18. Oh, God. My fault. I played really loose this game, guys. This is my
I think I would have hit more shots with vents.
Ha ha ha!
Would have had better turret traverse.
I would have had literally 4% better turret traverse, 4% better ground resistances.
I would have probably hit that shot too.
I genuinely think if I'd had fricking vents in this game, I would have done more damage.
I genuinely think, I genuinely think if I'd had vents, I would have hit like a couple more shots.
Or maybe at least one more shot in this tank.
This is definitely not a gun ram of any sort.
This is totally vents master race, honestly.
If I'd had the vents there, I'd have been 4% better ground resistances.
I would have got round the corner faster and been able to hit that Char future floor as well.
I'm an addict mate. I'm an addict, but there's method to my madness
4% better aim time
Accuracy I'd hit that shot as well. Fuck it. I'm never using the gun ram around this tank ever again. In fact, I'm gonna demount it
It's worse than the vents. I
Have worse intuition switch time worse traverse speed worse tarot traverse worse aim time worse accuracy all of this totally not worth it at all
Totally not worth it at all
Regular events 5% gives you 2.2, don't even know how the game works.
Bro, who would use regular events outside of a slot?
Why even talking about 5%?
Of course, I'm going to put it inside a slot and have 6, 8.5 is going to be a 4% actual
improvement.
Awful game for me.
Never again.
In fact, I'm just going to demount it.
This is about waste.
What would my second build actually be on this tank?
This is crazy though because look 452, 470?
Like that's enough view range. Like I'd honestly be stupid to do this. Like why would I ever
do this?
Get 497 meters view range but then everything else about my tank goes to shit. I'd have to
actually be stupid. Honestly. I'd have to actually be stupid to not do this.
I'd have to be stupid to not do this.
to the point that my repair speed goes. What's my suspension repair speed 4.7? I'm getting
0.15 seconds on my suspension repair speed alone. Do you know what's kind of funny as
well? It also increased my alpha damage. For some reason the statistic isn't actually
updating there but it definitely is. I got four five two seven the vents should
definitely be doing it by at least one extra from the shell tuning increase. It's
increasing my average penetration as well. I'm gonna buy a millimeter.
I honestly can't think of a second build on this tank I would ever use. I
can't think of a second build I would ever use. Maybe if I put like a bond
If I had like infinite bonds, a bond-rammer would probably be better.
In some scenarios, I legitimately can't think of a situation.
Maybe, maybe, maybe this, in some weird way, this, okay, this for Prokhorovka-Malinovka.
I know that sounds weird, but this improved configur- hold on.
This and then drop the repair kit.
No, because yes.
This sounds honestly bonkers, but I'm think yes.
Could that be the way?
Oh my god, like it's proper mad lad hold on
It's funny how this doesn't say it actually improves my traverse speed but I tell you
what it 100% does so you can't even trust the statistics that will give me show you
in the garage. You really can't. I think this is the way. This could be so
mean worthy on certain maps it really could.
Huh. Anyway guys I haven't taken a break in two hours great time to take a break.
I'll be back. Thank you so much to you Cliftonville for the two gifted subs.
Also 8HMD thanks for being a new sub. Ghost Bob as well thank you. I tell
you what to get all of you to go and watch the Quicky Baby Clips channel.
Why don't we watch the KL1?
All right, why don't we watch the KL1 as well?
I'm taking a quick break, okay?
You can go and take a look to see why you should go
and subscribe to Cracky Babs Clips and Chrome Chaoses.
Wizardry.
Hashtag advert in my stream while adverts have run
while I go and quickly munch something.
I'll be back in a sec.
So how much do I even need?
Yes, do it.
KR1, this is the way.
Got some rare things on sale, strange.
My starting percentage is like doing 92.
Let's push.
Dude, did he really somehow manage to double them?
I cannot believe he got a double in.
that's a great ramble plate
Oh gosh, that's an 11 over there.
And a 50p.
Oh, gosh.
That's an 11 over there.
Oh, gosh.
And a 50B.
This is quite aggressive, but I feel like just trying it.
It's aggressive.
It's aggressive.
It's aggressive.
But I feel like there's a good amount of spotting on the table here and I want to
take it.
I should have fired HG at this since you're in action 10.
I let these guys escape far too easily right now.
I got the tempo right there.
Shit.
14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Alright, it's a climb.
This D100LT is about to get a very big surprise.
I'm not going up there, I'll just have to do that to him.
of
that shot in his plane awful shell
Where would the ASXX be?
I'll take 12,600 combined, it's always good.
Like I think if I go north I can consistently get like about 6k.
If I go south sometimes I'll get 3 and sometimes I'll get a lot more.
The fact that the bork has gone upstairs really might make this a lot more problematic.
I still feel like I have to go on the outside.
I think I've made a bit of a mistake here, honestly.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna have a horrible game here.
We need an arty to punish that fork.
Alright, let's just try and see if we can get 4k combined before we melt here.
If I go backwards the fork will kill me.
I
Have a little helps guys every little helps
What's up
Thank you very much for staying with me. I smashed my dinner.
So if you want to see the rest of the video, go and check it out on the second YouTube
channel. Quickie baby clips. I'll link it in the chat.
you. Oh my god. If you're wondering why, by the way, I have insane clown posse as my second
recommendation. Yes, it is because I am definitely a juggalo. Yeah, 100%.
100%
100%
Okay, where am I?
I want that Roomburg game. What should we do?
We'll go again? Yeah.
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
Dude, once I get that song in my head, that's it dude.
get that so good by your head that's it
will I stream for three more hours no but I'll rate someone who will
keep you any reason you haven't done any funny funny moments in many years you
just haven't subscribed to the new YouTube channel. Chrome Chaos made a video which was
almost a funny moment from Twitch. Look right here, hold on I'll show you two. Here you go.
Though, Twitch chat used... Equalizer. This is basically a best moments video made by
Chrome Chaos, so you should go check it out. 1,700 likes, 24,000 views in two weeks.
Because it's not on the main channel, doesn't mean that it's not hilarious.
Moin Moin, I recommend that you pipe down and just chill out.
Otherwise I'm very close to clicking you away forever.
Jesus Christ, I didn't say thank you to Cliftonville because I'm the worst human being alive.
Thank you very much.
Once again, to chat the black sites goes Bob, 8-H.
Why don't I get spotted there? Must be someone there.
8-H MD, thanks for being a new sub.
Cliftonville, thank you so much for two subs into...
10 subs into five subs!
Dude, what's that?
It's over, over 10 subs. That's amazing, dude.
No, all jokes aside, 17 gifted subs.
Thank you so much, you Cliftonville.
I'm sorry that I didn't say thank you to you or I went and had my dinner
First time I've eaten since that sandwiched like eight hours ago
But I've had my dinner now. I'm ready to go. I should really eat about an hour
I think it's pretty more like about 10 30 or something
Thank you so much to you Clifton. Feel a pleasure
with that I did have 50 grams of
Um dried peas
or beans sorry beans or peas I don't even know what they are some kind of
BNP.
Just touching a bunch of things, guys.
It's a awful shot, I should have hit that better.
That wasn't very Christmassy.
Thank you so much.
Dora, did I not react?
Where is your sub, dude?
Dora, you haven't shared it!
Dora, where's your sub?
I can't see it.
Dora, where's your sub?
I don't think you shared it.
You have to share it, otherwise I can't tell that you subbed.
I literally can't see your sub anyway, Dora. You have to share it.
There's a share button and then it pops up and then I see it on my list, Dora. I apologize.
You have to make sure you share your sub, I think. Unless I'm confused.
If you sub and you don't share it, it doesn't pop up. But thank you very much, my dude.
Sorry that I've disappointed you in some way.
Thank you so much to you, Cliftonville.
Oh. Oh.
Welcome!
Thank you Cliftonville very much. Also, I omega what's up?
Skyar-
Skyarco-Balino.
What is this? Skye? Skye-ah?
Ho-baleno!
Dude, your name is definitely pickling my brain right now.
I appreciate it.
Oh, god. I should probably be trying to play right now.
Oh, he's coming back! He wants more!
Oh, my shuttle plays.
That was a really good shuttle play, I respect you.
Oh, Angie as well. Awesome plays. Oh, he won 100! Absolute gamer! Dude, my bad, my bad,
my bad. I was a bit worried about the 1-2-1 behind me. What happened? Did the embattable
just get crushed by the train or something? GG, GG, GG. GG, GG, GG. They got me. Ardin
Carl, what's up? D-Master, thank you. DJ, Levus, thank you. I am Mega, thank you all.
I might lose this game now. I'm just playing there by me. Well played to the E100.
Oh, that BZ75 as well. How did he aim so well? GG.
I was murdering that BZ75 earlier. Wow, that's game losing right there.
Oh, should never have lost this game. My bad. Are you singing Moob by Doja Cat lol? No kid.
I'm singing a, um, uh, one of the Mario songs from like the 80s or the 90s. So you can keep
your dojo cat. Thank you very much. I think I am. I don't think I've even listened to
a dojo cat song feels bad man
Kyo Topsaw says, am I the only one getting out of these bams with defeats maybe?
It's probably only you mate, everyone else is winning. The whole server everyone's winning.
It's just you. I mean you weren't losing.
Everyone else is winning. All the time.
Wargaming basically saw your account and they were just like...
No dude. Okay that was so weird. I gave way to try and let him out. Why is there so many
monkeys playing? Because it's a Wednesday. Let's buy one, get one free on bananas. I don't know.
I hate sitting back and doing jack shit.
I'm a player, not a spectator.
Well, our team is pushing hard.
If they push hard, like if they literally go around that corner, we have to help them.
We don't have a choice.
We have to help them.
We have to help. We have to help. We have to help. If we sit here and just let our team
Rot were doomed. Just in case he reloads. Plus I get the red fire button now. I'm just
I'm gonna track him unless they hold him still.
Come on, Canada.
Mame, mame, mame, mame.
Thumbs up, the can!
That can opener made a very good play there, don't we?
If I get a track on this guy as well, I'll get all the assistance.
Oh shit!
This cost me a thousand assistants right there.
Why aren't they damaging him?
I'll take it myself then.
fake orphan losing got excuse rammed of metal sorry splint under my finger
I'm in the X all the way up as the end of now picking the mouse out you had it
removed
I'll take 6k and 5 kills, it's okay.
GG.
GG GG GG GG.
Excellent slow whats up and Jake, thanks for continuing to stop.
No need to remove it was part of a larger piece just got stabbed hold on so you don't need to remove a metal splinter that's in your finger. Really?
That sounds like the kind of thing that probably shouldn't be in your finger. I don't know just my opinion.
in you maybe I don't know I'm not a doctor or anything
I'm a medical doctor
I'm not the largest piece held on to it my wife is a surgeon offered to remove
the finger. I'm not saying to remove your... what? I'm not saying to remove the finger!
Well, okay, let's move on. Blake, thanks for continuing to sub. I'm really sorry to hear that.
QB, do you precook pork scratchings in water? Good question. No, what I do when I do pork
scratchings better, what I do is firstly I actually put them in with water and salt in
like a wok and then I boil them until the water is gone and then I turn the heat
right down and render out the fat and then well a lot of the fat and then shit
I'm in the totally wrong place talking to you about pork scratchings instead of
actual... I needed to use my durability device and go and sit over here and
farm the shit out of this game and talk about pork scratchings. Anyway what was I
say yeah yeah yeah so firstly water in a wok salt like a teaspoon of salt if
you're doing like I don't know like a few hundred grams of pork skin, big skin.
Then boil them until the water is gone then turn the heat down significantly.
Turn the heat down significantly, he says.
Yeah, turn the heat down significantly.
Then render the fat out on a much lower heat.
Then remove them from the heat and let the oil cool down and then go back and
turn the heat up to very high and then...
Guys that was really interesting the 50B bounced off the mouse and it hit my
observation device. Holy shit that was weird. I was like how did that work?
Yeah, he bounced off him. That's crazy.
Yes, you turn the heat up to very high.
You can't do that. I'll overmatch you.
Yeah, turn the heat up to very high.
And then wait until they basically expand.
And then once they've cracked up and puffed up, then...
Yeah, once they've puffed up then turn the heat off and there you go drain them then I recommend
Half a teaspoon of salt or a teaspoon of salt depending on how much you have and how salty you like them with
Fennel fennel seeds crush some fennel seeds in a pezzle
There's a little mortar.
And then add a little bit of salt and then mix it back again together and then boom,
put that on the pork scratchings in a tub and shake them and you've got literally
just absolute crack snack, dude.
Funnily enough, pork scrunching is very high in fat, but also very high in protein as well.
Very high in protein.
They're like pretty much like, I think they're like 30% fat and like 30% or 40% protein.
So as long as you don't mind the extra calories, it's actually pretty good for you from
and uh...
body perspective
Oh, that's bulls.
16 seconds left.
You say saturated fat is actually good for health?
I mean probably in moderation, it's when it's like all you have that's probably not good for you
I'll be very surprised if that's a monofibed income from behind for me right now.
Oh my god, I thought I wasn't double tapping.
I wanted to have the AP shell after I killed the E3 for 31 or 5 hours just to miss micro.
I wanted to press it once so that I could then start loading the AP shell after I used the heat to kill V3 and I just stepped up. That's all it was to say. My bad.
My fault, guys. Bad plays.
Yeah, well played.
Shit!
Nooooo! My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad!
I should have done more there man, only 6k.
Making mistakes, 11 and a half hours into the stream, it is quarter to midnight here in
the UK.
It's been a long day baby, long day.
Well this Tash and Rattigame, I didn't deserve to though honestly, I played like shite.
This guy capped 100% of the camp.
Wonderful.
I should have never have allowed this guy, he was a 51% it wasn't bad, C100 wasn't stupid
as well.
He wasn't a good player but he got me.
Should we go to Ashton rather I think we should.
Does the T-83 guns ability charge if you blind-fight?
No, it doesn't.
I don't know if you can see the target.
I need enemies from breakfast, I think right now, I'm very hungry.
Aray, aray, aray.
What's up corn muskets here, thanks for being here with me Prime.
Random with effects.
I hate this random event on this map. I would cross if it wasn't for this random event.
What's up, Inval?
Cat gave birth this morning when I was watching you, sick dude.
What are you going to name the kittens?
Are you keeping the kittens?
I just realised, if you have like, below your gun hidden in this tank, it's actually
It's actually very hard for them to catch your cheeks because now they only have a tiny
little part.
I didn't realise that.
It's actually amazing.
I want to cross for the memes but I bet you as soon as I start crossing I'll get crushed.
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I'm so smart, are we now?
I'm screwed.
Dude, I'm even using freaking safe storage and I still get my Amorak damage too.
I've got an absolute bunch of bells.
Why are you all sitting back doing fuck all?
Oh, complete wankers, honestly.
Well, sitting back, man.
Where are you?
What are you doing?
Just letting them come up after me.
Why don't you both blitz them there?
This guy as well, man.
No fricking balls, itty bitty little balls.
He's completed every one of the missions with honors, but he's got itty bitty little
balls, dude.
Get stuck the fricking, dude.
What do you want to do?
you just sit there and rock for no reason. What happened in your life? You get to commit
to something? I played like shit, though. I don't know what happened. Did I miss a load
of shots? I don't know. I can't even... I don't even know what happened, honestly.
I guess I missed the 277 a couple times or something. What even happened to my hit
We fare the type 5 heavy, Hyrule's, and the KR got me up in the mouse and the VZ79.
Alright, okay guys, you know what, I think 11 and a half hours of Uncle Scrubby Baby
is a good time.
I think my brain is stopping working.
Ten minutes to midnight.
Good run today though guys. It was nice to 3 mark the Chakal. Nice to go on the test
server and see what it was all about. 70% wins, 5,200 combined. I call that
Stonks. I call that Stonks. Nice to get a brand new 3 mark with that 5,500 combined
session the Chakal. I didn't play very well in the other vehicles but that's
life. Yeah, I hope you had a good time. Hope you enjoyed it.
What was I going to say, oh yeah, a couple of things to highlight, a couple of things
to highlight he says.
Firstly, if you want to go and check out, if you want to go and check out the second
official YouTube channel, that's there, Quicky Baby Clips, go and check out the Crome
Chaos.
video especially if you liked the best moments would be good if you'd like to see a little bit of
unhinged steel hunter that's there or the KR1 remark that's there as well.
Also, Uncle Scrubb says, I have an auction house for charity to support special effects
to charity based in the UK that helps those with physical disabilities to still be able to
enjoy video games. We've been raising money for them for the last 12 years. This will be the 13th
charity stream I expect that's going to happen this Saturday. This Saturday I will have exclusive
drops which you will only be able to get on this channel. And not only are they exclusive drops,
they are also incredibly good exclusive drops because you can get this style, the one that's
at the front. I'll wait for it to come round again. I'll wait for it to come round. This
This is the one that you get for gifting a sub or subbing yourself.
And this is the one that you get for watching my stream on Saturday.
So you can get this beautiful blue and white style with gold just for watching my stream
on Saturday.
You get yourself some premium consumables, get yourself some boosters, and that beautiful
2D style for watching the stream.
You'll have to watch for four hours of the 12.
So yeah, I recommend you tune in nice and early.
Also during the stream on Saturday, not only will you have an exclusive style, you'll have
the auction house to be able to bid on as well, possible play session with me, possible
feature on YouTube, PanArEBR up for bid, BZ176 up for bid as well.
And also I've got special guests.
Tanya's going to be joining, Ike's going to be joining, Ayuk Sin and Kaisi are
going to be joining for a mega platoon.
My dad's going to be joining and then Phil and John at the end of the day.
So yeah, yeah, it should be a good stream.
So hopefully I'll see all of you here.
I will be streaming on Friday as well.
Yeah, I'll be streaming on Friday as well.
Friday there'll be new drops as well.
Saturday there'll be new drops.
Yeah.
Appreciate you all very much.
Hope you had a great time with this dream.
If you did follow it, if you hated it, well, give me a chance on Friday.
Big thank you to Tix McCheese for continuing to sub AP Garin.
Thanks for being a new sub and slow squeeze.
Thanks for the gifted sub.
Enjoy the styles, my dudes.
If you want to bid on those, just use the command auction chat
and you can go and check them out.
Thank you all very much.
Thanks for coming along.
I am going to go have a day off tomorrow.
I'll find somebody to rate so you can go say hi.
I'll see you all on Friday.
Peace out, guys.
Rock and roll.
You're welcome, Tix pagans, it's a pleasure to have you here for a whole year, thank you.
That's me
All right guys, you gotta say hi to Connor for me.
they are streaming now have a good one guys I'll see you all I'll see you all on
I'll see you all on Friday that's the word that comes up to the day