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02-02-2026 · 9h 18m
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Hello, ladies and gents, boys and girls, what is up?
It's a brand new week, it's a brand new month, and it's time for a, well, the same old baby.
Hope you're all doing fantastic, hope you had a lovely weekend, what have you got up
to?
I had a nice Sunday, finally ended up sourcing out my niece's computer problem, so it was
kind of a pseudo day off.
I'm so bored after two decades of working on computers, it's no longer fun for me anymore,
honestly.
not as in working on computers as in doing all of the work on computers, but you know what I mean like working on hardware on computers.
I'm so bored of it, dudes. I really am building computers, troubleshooting parts, troubleshooting software.
It's just absolutely no fun for me anymore. I don't give a crap. I just want it to work.
And then that's it. I don't get any kind of satisfaction out of it anymore.
But alas, it's good that it looks like it's finally all sortified.
So, yeah, I released a video yesterday on the random box that you could buy for 7,200 gold.
It was a good deal.
All in all, let me come to a final kind of opinion about the black market this year.
Well, firstly, every single one was gold.
So all of you out there who have sweated your ass off to grind credits over Christmas, you
kind of got screwed, not going to lie.
kind of free-to-play players kind of got screwed that kind of sucks no nothing for free experience
as well on the european server interestingly enough i think it'd have been quite nice if
there'd been something for free experience as well for people who like to save that but i guess
we'll give you probably think that they already get enough free experience out of the system with
assembly shops but i do think as well that free experience is like a luxury in world tanks right
it makes your problems go away. It means that if you want to be able to skip doing the dirty
grinds that you get to do so, which is definitely a luxury, right? So I think that for players out
there who kind of want to not go through, who are willing to go through the hardship, like I've
got 1.5 million on my free to play account, it's quite nice when they get something back for
putting up with that pain and suffering. You know what I mean? So yeah, I have to admit,
a little bit disappointed that there was no free experience or credit auctions this year.
It made it so that the free-to-play account was just whatever. I guess I could have spent like
some of the 16,000 gold that I have on one of the random tanks and maybe got a meow,
but what happens if I've got a Shpertuk and I've already got a Shpertuk? Why would I want to spend
7,000 on having a 1 in 5 chance of getting a vehicle that I already have? It's a good deal
if you are not a free-to-play player, but I don't think it was that good of a deal if you were a
free-to-play player. All right then ladies and gents, so what is the plan for today and what did
Uncle Scrubz do on his day off? It was walk into workout, into fix PC, into walk, into deliver PC,
into finally had some time for myself. Went to go see a film called No Other Choice, which is a film
by Park Chan-Wook, who is the director of films like Thirst, The Vengeance Trilogy,
aka Old Boy is the second film in The Vengeance Trilogy.
And I think Decision to Leave as well, was another one of his films.
Yes, you can go and check those.
All of those films are great that I just mentioned if you haven't heard of them before.
Fantastic Korean director.
And the film, fantastic.
great, great, great, great, great film. The film explores kind of like automation within,
should we say manual labor industries and competition within them as well. And questioning
yourself and what your beliefs and your core principles are and how much are people willing
to bend to the capitalist machine. Yeah, fantastic film. I can't believe it didn't get any Oscar
nods. Insane that that film didn't get any Oscar nods. I think it was one of the best
films of last year or this year, depending on what country you live in for its release.
So yes, I am going to, I've got a plan today.
Oh, I don't do front line, I wanted to do onslaught for just one game.
All I need is one win and onslaught.
After I get one win and onslaught, I will get, well, I'm, oh yeah, I was right.
One winning onslaught will give me three days of premium.
Look at that.
Just one winning onslaught will give me three days of premium.
Wheeeee!
What is the next load of premium?
What is the next load of premium?
How do you look at your next loot?
After that, if I play three games, I get another day of premium.
Let me think about this. I'm going to be streaming on Wednesday and Friday this week and probably Saturday morning slash afternoon
It's my mom's birthday. So I'm going to spend some time there. We've got a family dinner on Saturday evening
So I can't stream on Saturday evening
So three days of premium will go to Tuesday
Tuesday at one o'clock in the afternoon
Wednesday at one o'clock in the afternoon Thursday at one o'clock in the afternoon
I'm not going to be starting streaming until one on Fridays. There's no point in having
the extra premium day. I might as well pop that then. Okay, so here's my plan. Do this.
Get three days of premium. Play one more. And then I only have to play one game on Friday
to get another day of premium. Fabulous, darling. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. Destroy seven
vehicles that could take ages. Hmm, that's a lot easier isn't it? Could do all that very
quickly. What are my weekly missions like? Hit enemy vehicles when the first five minutes
of the battle restriction USSR tank destroyer. I don't play any Soviet tank destroyer so
I'm going to re-roll that. Cause damage to enemy heavy or mediums vehicle restriction
versatile? I'll probably do that. Cause damage to immobilize the enemy vehicles support
I've been among the top five players in a team by experience earned what what are these? Well, what is this crap? I don't want that crap
These are okay kind of useful
Okay, cool, okay
Yeah, one game of onslaught just one one or two games tops
Well depends if I get a win I might have to play ten games of onslaught if I can't get a win, you know
But you get my point
I'm playing with some low players here.
Very interesting how the matchmaker seems to switch in onslaught.
When you're like high silver you play with loads of silvers and then there doesn't seem
to be anyone in low gold.
There only seems to be people who are like in upper gold trying to grind for champion
I guess.
I don't know where's the strings.
Oh shit!
This really doesn't have any strings anymore.
The string must have got stolen in the washing machine.
Shit.
Oh well.
No string hoodie now.
That's just the way it is.
Alright, where was I with my life?
So yeah, thank you all very much for tuning in.
I hope you're going to enjoy Weak of Uncle Scrubs.
It's Larry, thanks for continuing to serve my friend, and Jack Kubiak as well, good
to see you as well.
active yet. No strings attached yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes very good very good very good.
They will know what we're doing.
I probably should get a more fancy rammer on this tank if I'm going to play it in onslaught.
of
Damn, the Fosh actually dodged my shot, that's an inconvenience.
Dude, where the frick did the Fosh go?
He wasn't ready?
Holy shit dude, I made- the Fosh just- how many shots did the Fosh not have?
It doesn't make sense.
Why would he go in with only two shots?
I don't understand. I don't understand what that Fosh was thinking. I don't think I've
ever seen somebody go into two tanks with only two shots in a Fosh. Look, if you've
only got two shots left, why would you drive into two tanks in a Fosh? My thought process
was. Fosh must have full mag if he's driving in, right? Anyway, looks like I'm
gonna win anyway, it doesn't matter. Horrible game for me. I got completely
baited by that Fosh. Completely baited. Because if he's going in, right, against
an E50M that's on half health, there's no way he's going in with two shots. What
was he thinking? They were just gonna let him fire two shots and then leave.
Jesus. Did they have an AFK? To be fair if you're silver D you might as well be AFK.
Okay anyway we've got our premium time boys and girls that's good. I might as
well play one more game and finish top five just so I can have the premium day
faster on the next day. You want to minimize the amount of time that you're
playing without premium right in World of Tanks.
Wow, that was...
This is the only sad thing about going on the free-to-play account, because my main account's
in like what, Gold C or Gold D or something.
And the difference in the matchmaking between Gold C and like, Silver B is insane, it really
is.
That Fosh, I gotta watch it back, I'm so confused, like I'm so confused at that Fosh's decision.
actually pickled my brain. Where is it? Let's take a look. I'm trying to try to assess the situation.
So, Fosh must have, Fosh is there on the left. So, I guess he is shooting here. Okay, fair play.
I feel like that is going in fires one fires two that's it why would you go
around I I thought he was retreating to like reassess the scenario and just to
get shots in wow okay he fired two so I I guess it's just a slight misjudgment by
me, based on a real huge misjudgment by the Foshby Digi, though. That was amazing.
My bad, at least I win. I've got a free win, even though I played
badly.
That was, that was something else. All right, three days of premium, lovely.
I'm even more confused now, okay cool, so what was I doing?
So I don't want this premium day, but I want to play like one game where I finish top five
just so I can try and get some more of this crap done.
I need to deal damage to five different vehicles in a battle.
It's quite possible if I'm playing an RHM actually.
It's definitely an RHM map.
Definitely an RHM map.
Should try and get the strikes though if I'm not going to get the strikes.
How did I get planes there randomly, it's so weird.
of
the
death of
the
Wow.
Please finish him off CS 6 or 3.
Oh God, why is the bat shot here?
Well played.
Jesus.
I don't think I damaged five different tanks, did I?
I think I did the T57 heavy.
I shot the TESAC, the T57 heavy, the 430U and the IS-7.
Damn, I needed one more different tank.
I only shot that batch out once.
Anyway, no more onslaught today.
Okay, good. That'll definitely be a top five.
Good! Nice. So far so good.
I might play a little bit of front line, just to wet the whistle.
Shall I wet the whistle of front line?
A little bit of front line whistle wetting.
I haven't played front line in such a long time.
Mind a little bit of practice.
What kind of tanks would I play in front line?
What are the rewards for front line?
Mentoring licenses are very good. Getting two mentoring licenses is very easy as well
because of the way that the levels scale.
Yeah, levels 1 to 10 is really easy and two mentoring licenses is very, very easy.
These levels are quite hard but to be fair, like it's 500 bonds, isn't it? So what
people are willing to do for 500 bonds is quite a lot. I think getting to level 10 should
be fairly simple. Okay, let's do it. So tier 8 tanks. Obviously EBR is a huge preference.
You know what I should do is I should make a playlist and it should be called Frontline,
my Frontline playlist. Okay, so this is a good tank for Frontline. This is a great tank
front line. This is okay for front line. This is okay for front line. This is the best for
front line. This is okay for front line. This is good for front line. These are the only
front line tanks I'll play. I should have a premium consumer ball for front line as
as well. My frontline stats don't get saved do they? Who cares if it's free to play or
pay to win and frontline is not like the stats will get saved at all. Doesn't matter.
I can switch it if I want to choose to use it.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Front line is just a credit grind.
So I'll have a second build which I can switch to if I fancy it.
I've got front line on this, bad boy as well.
Cool, front line, front line, front line.
What's wrong with this crew?
They must be in the ASXX.
Front line, front line, front line, front line.
You can't change any of the abilities.
Alright, most important thing to remember in front line
is to use your boosters before you enter the battle.
Cool then.
Let's go for a little bit of front line.
But make sure you use your boosters before you enter.
Let's go then.
Let's go, Gamus.
Bit of front line coming up.
Okay, so let me try and give you a frontline master class.
or like my guide to frontline. Firstly, you can zoom the mini-map by holding control and using your mouse wheel,
which can help you make decisions. Secondly, on Normandy, there is actually a much higher chance of taking the B-cap
than there will be any of the other caps. If you're in a fast tank, I always zone in in a light tank at the beginning
because it allows me to contest a cap circle. And with contesting this cap circle,
I'm not even contesting this cap circle, so I can cap.
I'm contesting the cap circle, so I can try and get
an opponent to, how to say, commit.
Commit to the cap like this, you see?
So I won't even try to cap here.
He wants to come and get cap points,
but really all I've done is just base him
into a bad position, and then what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna go straight to the repair depot
and just repair my tank.
and it'll be a small repair so I think the small repair actually means that you get a shorter cooldown as far as I remember.
A little bit.
So that cooldown is two minutes, it's fine.
So now I've baited them hopefully into those positions, there might be an opportunity to actually deal with them there.
I want to try and find as many angles as we can.
Don't be afraid to switch flanks if you think that a flank is too static, but I think this flank should be okay.
I was quite impressed that T-44-100 came so far forwards, but he's going to die.
No, no, no, no, what is, what are you doing?
I can understand you want to go over there, but you don't have to shove me forward, mate, boy.
Good.
We really need to get rid of that 703-2 down there.
You want to be constantly looking at the map, just like the random queue and thinking about
making sure you're always at the base that's going to get capped.
If you're not at the base that's going to get capped, you are playing a bad sea wound cap.
I wonder if my team need me to go to the side over here and shoot these guys in the butt
for a little bit.
See if I can just get some easy damage over here since these campers go.
easy pickings. I should probably load a gold mag. I should have also loaded a premium consumable
for this tank really. Let's go for gold. Better to pen gold than to not pen gold, especially
when using a booster so as I get this guy to start withdrawing we should be able
to push that flank we just need to keep harassing these guys the very slow start
the front line people be playing quite badly. Such a treat she here. A bit of harassment.
Wow, how can I not see him?
Wow, huh?
Remember, the key to this is to get your opponents.
Sounds a bit obvious, but out the battle.
If you can get them out of the battle, then they will have to play more defensively when
they die.
Try and make sure you never lose, by the way I cannot believe the Sea God cap, that's
insane.
Try not to lose tanks.
Also, don't be afraid to leave a flank as a stalemate.
The worst thing that you can do is to sit on a stalemate flank.
Here's one of my biggest tips for finding out whether a flank is likely to be a stalemate or not.
My number one tip is to, you can use this to switch between my front and all fronts,
and if you look on a front and you see that there's a lot more players than the enemy,
that means it's going to get capped, and that means that you want to be on that front,
because it'll become more progressive.
Unfortunately, I did, I have no idea why, but the B front was actually the one that took the longest
For some reason now my team are capping but I don't think that they'll be able to bag it.
They might be. The reason why it's so important to get the cap points is because the cap points
are finite. You can only get a certain amount of cap points and the cap points are the fastest
way to get your rank going and the rank is the fastest way to progress inside the game mode.
Your goal should be to get the highest rank that you possibly can. Getting the highest rank that
you can means that you get more abilities and it's not just about the abilities in the battle.
you get a credit bonus and also, he says, it allows you to progress your physical rank
to be able to get the main rewards of the event. I cannot believe we're going to cat
be again. So weird how this battle has developed, it really is. That's so weird, that angle.
Well, I'm reading the map wrong. It looks like people don't know how to defend at the
moment. D will be next. The reason why I can see D next is because we've got a huge number
of tanks and they just lost this flank. So a cat rush here could be good.
It's worth communicating still for your team because you don't want to be on a flank that
again isn't progressing. It's about trying to get as many of the cat points and the defense
points as you possibly can. That should be your goal. I'm actually going to do a little
bit of a scout playing here trying to get some value. That's unfortunate.
Welcome to World of Tanks in 2026.
I got communication expert for the whole battle, really?
Man, this might be the first time I've played Frontline since they're those new crew skills.
These guys are actually reinforcing this base.
I think our team went across to the B camp, which isn't the correct play.
A little bit of a tip here, you can actually knock this tree down and it gives you some
cover inside the cap circle.
So we can sit here.
It's a bit obvious for strikes and whatnot, but maybe they'll be stupid.
My car
This is going to watch my rank by the way at the top of your screen, we might skip a
rank actually.
Nearly skipped an entire rank there.
The cat points allow you to progress.
the way this guy thought I was going to just drive out. Big bally. Okay. So remember, once
again, the amount of cap points in the game are finite. You need to focus on getting as
many of the cap points as possible so that you can keep your rank ahead. Sure, if you
have an opportunity to do some mega farm, it's a... it's a chance for you.
However, let me clarify once again, the cat points are finite and you should be trying
to focus your attention on getting cap points.
Come back, nitty-tie.
So I should have been in the cap circle, uh, 30 seconds
That's a misplay by me. Oh for God's sake. I can lose some cap points here.
Another little bit of a tip here. If they haven't knocked down the walls,
you can actually hide behind the wall over here.
We're actually way safer here.
That's the position that they all strike and they blind strike.
That's a lot safer back here usually.
Quite sneaky.
Another huge blot of XP.
Now it's a case of camera man should take objectives.
Okay, sometimes you don't want to go towards the objective that's being attacked.
you want to go towards the objective that is not thought about? Or maybe we can go towards
the XM57. Nah, he's holding that anyway.
Wonder if I can get a one life general.
So we can. There we go guys, one life general. First general in the game, no premium consumables
used, one life general. Let's go. Nothing stopping you. I haven't played frontline in six months.
Let me give you another tip while I die here. There are vents on the back of these and the
The vents on the back are vulnerable to HE, so if you have a chance with some reasonable
aim you can actually do huge damage to the back of the...
You can actually do huge damage to the back of the...
Now, like, honestly, I'm quite happy for the game to end because if the game ends, I'm
the only one who gets general and it's not like I have to share points, but I can just
progress and play another battle so I'm quite happy if they win. But if I wasn't
general I'd be getting all pissed right now that they're ending the game this
quickly. But for me because I'm general I'm quite happy to go up and end
Objects of three here. I try and go for a little bit of a heal first.
Only general. Out of 60 players I'm one in 60 there. GG. GG easy. Not like winning or
losing matters in front line, to be honest. I'm pretty sure it does actually. Winning
gives you a lot more, well, to be fair, there's no... What's I gonna say? There's no battle
pass points at the moment, but sometimes there would be battle pass points. Cool. Yeah, Gigi.
life, no deaths. What was my financial report? 353,000 credits in 15 minutes. That would
put me on par to be making over a million credits an hour. Cool. All right, I've got
some combat reserve points to spend. You shouldn't spend them. The first thing you get is engineering.
That's it. That's all there is to say. The first one you get is engineering. You don't
spend any points until you can get engineering. Does the credit, does the
chaffee credit boost work for frontline? That's a very good question. Does the
chaffee credit boost work for frontline? Not sure. Damn, I have to defend here, but
at least it's twist of fate, which is better until I get all of the upgrades
that I want.
It only works for randoms, okay.
Okay so when you're defending, it depends on what you get, really.
If you have engineer you can go and defend B by just sitting in it.
I don't really want field repairs but that's life.
Okay, I'm actually going to leave this place.
We're going to try and defend sea a little bit more.
We can do field repairs now.
We can do field repairs now.
You can do field repairs now.
By the way, if you're going to play front line this week and you've got some time today,
is by far the best day to play because people will come home later from work
and they won't have been able to get the the upgrades yet and so if you play now
you can play against players who don't have all of the abilities and the upgrades
and so if you play against people who don't have the abilities and the upgrades
It makes it very easy.
So the best time to farm is right now.
Do you know what the best way to do frontline is?
If any of you are very sweaty.
Wait until you get all of the abilities
and then start activating your 100% credit boosters today.
That'll be the best thing that you can do.
It'll be the best way for you to progress in frontline.
by far
I might have goofed. Shit, this was so dumb of me.
Why are you blocking me?
Oh, that was too aggressive, guys.
But to be fair, Field Repairs with the EBR is quite weak.
I'm going to play...maybe a Comf puns of Field Repairs could be quite sick.
Always have a tap to check what your front is like.
This actually looks like a good front to farm, so I'm going to stay on this front.
You've got to be careful, by the way, if you die.
the last thing that you want is to ever get into a situation where you are um
dead uh and don't and can't play a battle or can't play a tank it's how you lose
and not just lose that's how you don't even farm
we can do field repairs now we can do field repairs now what's this 250 pan 255 feet huh
still shitty really shitty super shitty
As I said I gotta be really careful right now if I get caught I might have to sit and
wait for bloody ages.
There's nothing worse than waiting.
first than waiting.
Brick.
Oh, I got airstriked by him.
I'm dead.
Fuck dude, that airstrike did like 700 to me.
Oh, I really thought I could kill that 7032.
Did he use an ability on me?
Shit.
That's not good.
Feels bad man.
Hmm, this front is not looking cool.
He did an airstrike on me for like 700, I didn't expect it.
What the hell's this?
I don't want to play a Vindwund.
What do you talk about?
I don't want to play a Vindwund with no abilities.
This is actually quite tricky right now.
I can actually use that filter there.
I could do an Aries on this front.
Oh shit, I don't have enough AP rounds.
Well that was annoying.
He struck me for 700 double crits. Oh
Well played got me good
Damn is this tank gonna be awful at long range probably not against soft targets then
Should I push right now? Dude, I could have a four minute cooldown.
I could have a four minute cooldown here if I die.
And they seem to be changing flanks. Do you notice this?
They're changing fronts. They also got an arty on this front.
Last thing you want to do is to get stuck on a dead front.
And unfortunately, it looks like this is a dead front.
Who's spotting me? It must be some ELC of a 90 in the bushes, maybe.
I think he's in those bushes. That's what I would be if I was him.
Got rid of him.
I've got to be really careful now if I get caught. I'm dead.
But look, this front is overwhelmed, and when you've got a front that's overwhelmed, it's actually very hard to, um...
I'm not sure I can push there.
Even though we're overwhelming them, I don't think it's the right... I could do field repairs if I get caught.
I could just use field repairs if I get caught here, I think.
Is that a smokescreen?
Bloody hell!
I want to get forwards because this front is dead.
Remember what I said about if you've got more than your opponents, there's a dead front.
got this gun sucks at long range even with an experimented turbo attire eh
Oh my god did I ever cook it I can't see because of the stupid field repairs cog
Oh my lord.
Ah!
Oi, oi, oi.
Oh god.
Not World of Tanks right now, guys.
Oh, not World of Tanks.
How's he hitting me around a corner?
Why's my team not doing anything?
They- they- we outnumber them so hard, why don't they PUSH?
You can PUSH!
PUSH you bozos!
Fucking PUSH, Jesus Christ!
I'm getting off this front, what a bunch of dumbasses.
They think they can't push into the red line or something.
Just PUSH!
Kill them!
They're all low health!
Then we can go spawn camp them in their town!
Jesus man, there's some dumbasses playing here, we've literally outnumbered them two to one.
And we're just letting their artillery just sit in there.
Good god man, some people are playing frontline badly today, but then again I guess we've got a lot of people playing frontline maybe for the very first time.
Holy shit, that's so bad dude.
Crazy.
Insane that we just let an arty just sit there, but that's life.
Yeah, I don't think the Aries is even that good in frontline.
I think it's a shit tank for frontline actually.
Uhhh, we outnumber our opponents here, it's not going to be a good front.
This could be good, hang up there, maybe up on the hill.
Reconflight and sense of what it, trash.
Pick that is.
Where's my minefields and engineer and everything that's actually bloody useful inside this
game mode?
Oh my god.
Well, this has been a rough route, what is this?
Some major on the enemy team, I don't even understand how, maybe he got full cap on one
of the bases something like that oh that's the tunnel it goes around to the
other side my bad good god dude everyone and their mum on the enemy team was
focusing me there yeah I got bogged down I made my own decisions I made two
bad decisions there I basically pushed when I shouldn't have this accounts
way harder without like having good tanks.
For sure that would be good.
What?
I just can't bend him at all from the front.
God, TS-54, chill out.
Enemy team is so bad. My team are even worse. Horrible round.
This is why I always like to attack, because at least if I get to attack, I can make influential
plays, you know.
I can't afford to die for obvious reasons.
Why are you all going back there?
I don't understand. Did somebody just drop a minefield on our own team there? I don't
understand. I don't understand, guys, but that's life. I don't understand how these players
are playing today. Alright, anyway, I don't know what I can actually do to farm. Everyone's
them in dead. The enemies aren't attacking so I haven't got anywhere to defend. I gotta
play careful because I've still got two minutes left on my tanks because I've died three times.
We could do field repairs now. We could do field repairs now. We could do field repairs
I usually get general in about 90% of my games so it's not cool that I'm about to not get
it.
If I got really unlucky with what I could pick inside this round.
It's wonderful.
of
of
But why is my other field repairs on cooldown?
Is that a visual bug?
Prepare is completed.
Trenpecheur!
Now I have to get enforcement from the ride.
Trenpecheur, Trenpecheur, Trenpecheur, Trenpecheur.
We're going to Trenpecheur.
Ah!
Trenpecheur, Trenpecheur, Trenpecheur.
I'm going to have to retreat.
Oh my god, did that BZ176 just spawn there?
Why is my other field repairs on cooldown, guys?
I had two of them a minute ago, didn't I?
Or am I speaking out of my backside?
Seriously, why is my other field repairs on cooldown I don't understand?
So there's a bug with if you try to take two field repairs, is there?
Looks like there's a bug if you try to take two field repairs.
Now I can use it.
What?
Use field repairs while you're shooting the TV?
Yeah, but I got two field repairs.
I should have been able to use both of them.
The next tip I have is that if you actually kill people inside the cap circle you get
massive points.
I can kill this guy's massive points. Look at that. I got half. Did you see that? I just got
Look at what I got. I went over halfway through major with that final shot because I got the
Interrupt points on the FB4202
Halfway through major
So if you so the way that the base defense works is that if you shoot a tank inside the cap circle
You get a small point because you're denying them from being able to get progress
But if you... Oh, if I'd got general twice, I would have been able to take engineer.
Feels bad.
So was I the only... Oh, there was actually a general on the enemy team, he did 9000 damage.
That's impressive.
I did 8000 damage, which wasn't enough for me.
This guy did 9k.
I wonder what tanks he used to do 9k.
You can't actually inspect what tanks they use anymore.
It used to be different in the frontline thing, didn't it?
oh no you can it did two and a half 300 4,400 was that the guy I killed in the
cap circle it probably was right looks like I did mostly my EBR damage did I
5,000 EBR only a thousand in the areas good god I want to show my didn't get
general the the main reason why it's a shame that I didn't get general is
because I only have one, I only have three combat reserves. I needed four to get engineering so I've
got to play a whole extra round without engineering. I'll be able to show you how good the engineering
is. Quite fast rounds though. System promotes kill steal for decap. Yes it does.
Ah why do I have to defend again?
Oh my god have I got reduced reserve cooldown and I have only shitty reserves
that's awful. I might take a premium consumable this round. I'm gonna take a
premium consumable on Nebior. Look at my view range on the minimap by the way
how much a difference a premium consumable makes. Vents will make half of that as well.
The bond vents will make 80% of that.
Huge difference. I feel like it's set on fire now.
Awful. This is the worst one for me to have.
It's the best one to have for minefields though.
We can do field repairs now, we can do field repairs now, we can do field repairs now.
What?
This guy's in a really sneaky position, I very much rate his position.
might not consider that I'm also akin to his sneaky position. Is that a new position?
The way that comes out there, I'll wait for concentration. He left, which is the correct
play. Nice. I didn't have that many cap points though, that's a shame. Was he not in the
I can.
People are so bad at attacking, I wish I was attacking.
Oh shit, there's multiples, I didn't realize.
the
strength and numbers
I'm actually spotting a lot of tanks with this ability.
What?
Is that shell curved to the right?
It felt like it.
I need to get out of here by the vex of it.
We can do field repairs now. We can do field repairs now.
Why can't I see anyone in that- Oh, there's no one in that cap circle. What?
Why is the siren going off then if there's no one in the cap circle?
Wooo! That was nearly very spicy!
Here's another little tip. If you have an auto-loader, like this, and you shoot both
people inside the cap circle, you interrupt both of them at the same time, if that makes
sense. So you can actually min-max your watch my bar at the top now, poking up.
Oh, I gotta get out ahead, didn't realize.
Let's go heal.
We can do field repair as well.
bounce around half the size of your tank
I couldn't really stop the CCAP if I had minefield or something I would have tried.
Ooh, spicy!
Oh, no, I got doubled by a spilling!
Feels bad, man.
so greedy to stop there for that ISU. I need to get everything that I can. Alright, what
should we go for now? I could go for an- this front- this flank looks like maybe an Aries,
could be quite good. The last time I did that it went really bad, but you know what, let's
try it again. I like some experience. We have successfully retreated. This front line only
Tier 8, yes. Eventually they'll probably do Tier 9 front line there.
It's a big thank you to everyone subbing today.
Rago once again, Jack Kubiak, Scary Larry, the underprivileged department, thank you,
wingding, 8-bit workshop, Allerath, Redneck, Hippie, Shave Witch are good to see you, says
AQB, quick one, can you stream from an ultra-wide monitor with a 16-19 win ratio of having black
stripes at the top and bottom of the screen? I guess if you change the resolution, you'd
have to play the game in the resolution that you want to broadcast it at, if that makes
You shouldn't have ultrawide monitors if you're playing World of Tanks.
I mean if you're playing like sim games and shit like that, sure.
Stop camping!
I'm going to try to do it.
That was close.
Combat reserve unlocked.
Any armor is destroyed.
Any armor is damaged.
Or asks back to my butt.
Might go back and repair.
How's the Aries in front line? It's mediocre at best.
You hardly ever get the close quarters combat engagements like you do in the random queue.
Oh for God's sake. No! What the heck! How did they get me around that corner?
What's that shot? I was all the way round! Oh my God, dudes.
I did not think they had so many tanks there. Piss me off. Anyway, let's keep calm and carry on. Let's go. Conf punzer
Yeah, Aries is absolutely
absolutely mediocre
Absolutely mediocre
That's where I was already way around that corner check his PC
Oh, shit.
Oh, no!
Oh!
God's sake.
Quick deaths.
How can they push around that corner with all of these players?
Why didn't they get dumped?
I was thinking I was going to bait the progetto in.
I mean he dies for it, but like doesn't make me feel any better considering I have to wait for 27 seconds
Why doesn't it let you fly around when you're dead?
So depressing to have to use these shitty abilities
If I had Mimefield...
Where the hell's my EBR at?
Why is it not even showing my EBR now?
Well, it's because I had medium tanks selected.
Oh, God!
I don't really want to play an ulti-fall through two, but I will I guess.
This won't be so far back. At least it's an active front. What even is this crap right now, man?
This thing can have an Inspire, Inspire on an LT-4 material is strong.
There's that Brigitte on that spilling, you've got me.
A little bit of revenge.
I've got a strike in 27 seconds for the zvilling as well.
These zvillings dude. They're annoying in front of me guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Dude, he doubled me so hard, that's insane.
I might be dead for three minutes.
Bloody hell, those fillings are EVIL!
You don't realise how much they, it catches up on you, doesn't it?
they hit you once and you go okay and then a couple seconds later they double you and
it's like whoa I've taken 900 damage. Mental. I hate those fillings they're really evil
to play against they're complete counters for the kind of tanks that I play as well
so. FML. I don't want to die here it'll be a disaster if I die here. I don't have time
Oh my god, what is this game?
I don't understand how they're all here so much.
Oh my god, dudes.
Oh my god, is there a way out here?
They've all spawned on this flank, all of the sweaties.
Oh, this is one of the most stressful escapes I've ever had in World of Tanks history right now.
At least the enemies are attacking.
That was one of the most important escapes of the game, not only do I get to play a
little bit now, I'll have another life which means that it can start to be a little bit
more cheeky.
Basically, if you get soft deaths then you have to play safe and when you play safe then
you don't snowball.
and when you don't snowball you don't get all the rewards that you want
you're smart how walkily made this position this position so favors
the attackers
how do i get spotted
Is that a plane?
It was, that was a great plane.
What?
Alright, time to boost these guys to inspire, get some inspire going.
press for that guy
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I don't even know how that shell missed that progetter there.
Alright, I die.
I should get my EBR back now.
Not that it really helps so much.
I'm going to continue to fight on this flank.
looks like a good fight. Oh god. If I die here I will be so tilted. They both high rolled.
Okay, that's fair I guess
Bloody hell
We've had a two-minute timeout guys
This has been a really tough game. Emmys have actually played quite well
After their initial failures
I should be using the strike on the cap. Okay, here's my next big tip. Strikes on the cap.
Strikes on the cap.
of
A little barred for him.
Oh my sweet god, how unlucky could I possibly be there?
My pen in this tank feels quite low today.
of
a boost that you'll see why he's firing
Don't move.
should go for the repair on this one. Oh come on! Where from? Oh like 400 meters?
Well it has to be present like 300. Oh I should have kept wiggling. Jesus this game
is on a knife edge as to whether I get general or not right now. It really is
complete knife edge of a game. It's been a tough one because I haven't had any of
the abilities which actually helped getting general so this is gonna be the
hardest game of front line that I have. Next I get my engineer and then I'm
gonna be absolutely slamming it. Might as well go get a little bit of this
inspire. Oh no, 1-2-2 TM.
We've got to be cheeky here. There's minus one.
Oh god, I've only got 45 seconds left unless they take E to try and get general.
I can't believe I'm not going to get general this game as well.
Okay, I'm going to strike the cap.
That'll be it.
That'll be the one.
This'll be the one.
Still a chance.
Still a chance.
Still a chance.
Still a chance.
still a chance
still a chance
god come on guys please attack for me please attack for me
attack for me while I've got the Inspire. Yes! Finally. It would have been a disaster
So if we had, uh, I've got general two games in a row.
Alright, so the problem that's happening here is we're killing all of them, sure, but now
they're respawning on other fronts to take other objectives.
So what we're doing right now, where we're just driving straight towards them, is good
for catching people who don't have many lives, but it's actually horrendous for trying to
win the game because we're just spawning them on other fronts.
And when we spawn them on other fronts, it doesn't matter, but luckily we are also catching some players who don't understand how to spawn on other fronts, and they're just getting farmed, so...
If we turn this into a wave where we defend the other objectives, we can still do this, so to say. Wow.
So if we like cut in here now and we defend 1, 2, 3, we need to fence on 1, 2, and 3.
They're gonna have to make a big... yeah, we should win this now.
these guys like you see this you can't win when all of your team are off the
battlefield
I've got a life in 15 seconds so I can be cheek I've also got inspire which is
huge this is huge farm coming up now I love hate siblings
Probably if I can't shoot any of these guys, they're all in the bloody town.
Always keep my front act if it gives you a better idea of how things are.
Umm...
What about here I'd say, something like that, looks good.
This is so tech-dead.
Interesting.
Wow, I got a thousand tracking on the IS-3.
it's not good
shoot
All right.
Come back, goody-tongue.
Air scouts is ready.
Our general has entered the field.
Good stuff.
All right, I only got a minute left to farm.
It's up there in LT.
Kind of worried they're going to start to try and go, I should just focus on rushing
now, the game's done in a minute.
You can't come back from this though, this big club.
Maybe they sneak and get one now actually, maybe they've all spawned one and they're
sneaking one. We could actually lose now, actually. We could lose. I think we've lost.
I think they're going to get one in time. They've got 30 seconds there. Holy crap! Bloody hell,
sir. Roundy ghetto. My lord, one second. One second, Roundy. How many subs was that?
more subs than I deserve. That's for sure. How many subs was that? 20? Let's go, dudes.
Roundy Ghetto, how are you doing today? Thank you so much to you for subbing at tier three
for 87 months, Roundy Ghetto, during that last game of Frontline. Also big thank you
once again to Radam, Gokus, Mike Young, Hazer, Copper King.
Appreciate you guys subbing as well.
Round to get it in at tier three.
Do I have enough time to get another round
before my boosts end?
Got to keep, oh no, the boosts are over, what a shame.
But still, it was a good, a good run there, a good run.
Financial reports in that last game,
half a million credits profit.
Good God, what plus battle bonus affects front line as well?
That's insane.
Half a million credits profit in that last game guys.
We were, we did 14,000 damage.
This guy did slightly more than me.
Yeah, 14,000.
I'm second on damage and second on kills, but number one on experience.
So that's what matters.
Time's deployed.
Six.
maxing that deployment shenanigans. All of the people at the top of experience died a
lot. It shows you they were trying to get themselves involved. This guy didn't die
once. I guess he was an arty. For 12,000 damage, what did he do? Svac. Apparently he was a
defending Svac who didn't want to die, but he didn't even finish mid on experience.
Okay, cool. So I've got combat reserve points. What do I do with them? Firstly, I take engineer.
is MVP and the second I will probably take I like airstrike usually but also
minefield is so sexy so I've got to decide I want to take the minefield
quickly or do I want to get airstrike I think I'll probably go for the minefield
first and then eventually I'll take the fee are we can do field repair now but
yeah engineering is amazing so you need to switch your abilities here actually
it's for some reason it's defaulted is it defaulted to what I usually use on
these tanks? No? So it hasn't switched this. I want to have that on that. Now we're talking
and that on this as well. Engineer is great guys. Engineer is amazing for decapping. I
have it on all of my lights. Okay. So yes. So thank you so much to you, Roundie Ghetto.
Incredibly generous. Thank you very much to you for subbing at Tier 3. And thank you very
much to you as well for 20 gifted subs today, Roundie Ghetto. I hope you're absolutely fabulous,
sir. Thanks for coming along today. Appreciate you very much, Roundie. Thank you for the
incredible support of the stream, both at Tier 3 and also for subbing for yourself. Thank
you roundy okay guys um all right so we've managed to get ourselves six ranks
a front line now I've got engineer it should be even better you know I'm
gonna do I'll do one hour more yeah I will do another boost of more make a
little bit more and I hope the idea of seeing how the vehicles playing front
line is useful but I haven't taken a break in an hour and a half so I'm gonna
take a very quick break when I come back we'll kick some more ass sounds good
Okay, I'll see you in three. Thank you.
Oh...
Fresh drink for Uncle Scrubs. Thank you, Roundy.
Doing good. I am doing good, Roundy.
I'm actually feeling quite healthy and energetic right now.
Feeling good, man.
So, uh, yep.
Really good form.
Thank you, Roundy, very much.
We're back gamers.
Hello, I'm back.
Alright we've got engineer now so we want to get an attacking game is what we want.
This attacking game would be lovely.
That's not an attacking game.
I hate defending guys and I got operational support which is brutal as well for me.
Oh well.
That's life.
Why rewards from Frontline?
So trash this year says Robert.
Are they exactly the same as the previous years mate?
I'm so confused.
You're very welcome, Roundy Ghetto. It's a pleasure to have you here. Thank you so much to you for supporting the stream
so much for so long. Has my game crashed? No, it just took forever to get people into the game then.
Thank you very much, Roundy Ghetto. I don't deserve it, but I very much appreciate it.
What have you been up to today, Roundy Ghetto?
What's going on in your life?
Uhhh...
Alright, a little bit more front line for Uncle Scrubs.
Practice makes perfect.
A is usually quite hard to attack, so I'm going to switch to B because B is usually the front
that gets taken first.
So I'm going to be on the front which gets taken to stop it from happening.
Your game has been having issues staying stuck while exiting matches?
Ah, interesting.
I really want them to take the cap circle because I have an engineer.
This is the first time he's going to see me play with an engineer.
I'm going to wait till he starts to enter the cap and then shoot him so that I can get
the most defense points here.
Look at my bar ticking up with the Defender.
Need to keep hitting this guy.
Stay on target, Quackybabs.
Stay on target.
She is enough to get the defender working so...
I'm going to load heat now to try and steal the points but...
That's poor baby.
Damn, they're taking A. Maybe I should go and do a rush over there. Hail Mary rush.
You know what? I'm farming. Why don't I just take the farm? If I'm farming, I might as
as well just farm. Oh is that guy in the cap circle? No, not quite.
What is that blind fire?
Damn, we lost C and A.
Let's probably go back and heal, honestly.
Or maybe I could take a heal in there, Cap.
This is aggressive, just to let you all know.
This is cheeky as a...
No, I can't actually do that, I don't think.
I don't think you can boost up there.
I'll get nuked.
Most likely, if I do that.
The healing in their cap is always so fun.
I feel like I've healed in your cap, now I've got my cap still in reserve.
No, oh my god, he got me.
No, he didn't.
These Aries are finding it so hard to shoot straight.
Wow, I lost both of my other places. That's not good. Just because I've got a 2,000 damage
farm doesn't really mean... crap.
Geesaws are always a nightmare.
What? That was the worst jump in World of Tanks history. I might be dead.
Where am I going to go heal now?
Well, how am I going to go heal now?
trend hill maybe like in here hold on who's capping oh my god that capping be
now just when I need to be running in and defending oh why am I so bad at
world of tanks oh I cry every time
I'm resorted to spamming gold at a KV-5 at long range.
If I can survive a minute...
seems to be using engineer on the enemy team. Nah, they're gonna cap. Such a shame. Oh, I
don't get to make any of my plays because of that awful crash. Dumbass crash. I guess
I guess I could have an inspire these guys to be a little bot.
Oh, it's a horrible situation, boys.
Oh, no actual way!
I should have like a donkey.
I should have got out here earlier.
Alright, bad game for me so far, guys, honestly.
Bad game.
I haven't really made any good damage and I haven't made any good catches on anything
in the cap circle.
That's what the priority is.
Just a bad game by me so far, but the game is young.
This flank looks like it's going to definitely be a flank that gets attacked, which is good
for me.
I've also got two tanks, and one in a minute and 35, and so that actually means that we
might be able to do something quite funky.
What I hope I can do is get the Airstraw, or the artillery strike.
They still seem to be attacking here.
Wonder if I can...
Is it my play to spot right now, or is it just to shoot these cores?
A bit of both maybe.
I could just sit in the cap circle in some kind of bushes.
I feel like I'm giving the enemy the high ground right around now.
Just a little bit more and then I'll have this...
...oxygenary stroke.
Holy crap, my team is getting absolutely farmed.
I have to get out of here.
This is death.
Alright, you know what?
I think it's time to try and show you the cap block with the engineer.
So this is- oh you absolute weasel, I needed that.
So with the engineer you can actually block the cap, but it's usually best to do it when
there's like three people inside it, so I'm going to wait for them to all come down the
slope.
How am I spotted there?
Freaking EBR got me in the bushes!
Oh, Weasel Gamer!
Oh, I'm so doomed.
Maybe they suck at aiming, they don't.
Oh, I don't even get to do the cap defense now.
What a shame, that's life though.
Alright, what are we going to play? This thing still looks like the one. I might
go... I might actually go TVP100 and try and just snipe for a little bit here. I think
honestly a sniping might be quite good.
Oh, I'm a little bit irritated. Because the terminology I would use is a little bit
irritated. Little bits grumpy and begrudged. I didn't get an opportunity to do my little
cap defense arena. Probably should have shot someone to pin the cap circle though. I need
to get out of here. Holy shit. Uncle Scrubs might have got caught again. Let's get rid
some of those walls. This could be evil.
for you it's getting a full heal and my strike must have
Oh, that shell is so slow.
Don't even understand where this guy's getting you from right now.
Oh!
Ow!
Wow, we're getting made that cap far too easy to just hide in, honestly.
I was far too easy for them to hide and they should have made it so you can at least punish
the attackers when they go there. Fair play Wargaming, fair play. I don't even know where
this tunnel goes, I'm not going to lie. I have no idea where this tunnel goes but I don't
have time to ask these questions. Dude this is actually a really good escape. God why
Why am I playing a Shputuk? Such a shitty tank for me in my playstyle of this game mode.
I can't get to do anything. All of this because I...all of this has snowballed because I, um...
I jumped like a goon in my EBR. If I hadn't had jumped like a goon in my EBR that one time,
I would have been able to defend the cap circle. I would have had points. I would have had the strike.
I would have been able to use the strike. I would have had the extra little bit of life, you know.
All of it's it's amazing in front line how there's like a butterfly effect of you playing badly
The enemies literally just rushed that
I can't find any lines of fire or anything right now.
It's depressing, depressing, depressing.
one
two
My shells trying so hard to miss right now. Oh my god, I did something
My intuition failed them
This guy's clearly in that bush
He missed me and I missed him.
Can I get the Aries over there without getting caught by the HWK?
I don't even know where this guy is, where is he?
Oh there.
Doesn't even look real.
Oh, a 252U, that's the same one who got me earlier.
I can only take two shots from him, just over half the time.
I'll take three shots.
Oh god.
He actually low rolled, so she'll be able to take it hit from him.
He'll be high rolls.
High rolls.
Why is the Pantera not helping me?
Oh my god, he somehow flipped me in the top of the turret over the ridge line.
Might as well have been a pixel snipe.
Don't know what that Pantera was thinking, don't think he was thinking.
Oh, why is my EBR still under repair?
What should I play?
LT 432 over here maybe? Comf puns and maybe? This flank looks good. I'm not sure
about this flank, it's a bit of a mystery. I know this flank is good though
and they'll have to attack here so yeah let's stay on this flank. Shit! I shouldn't
have got caught by that defender so much. I'm not gonna lie.
Ooh, a burask.
This is definitely not being my best game of front line so far, but alas poor baby
We're still young. We still got a whole extra life. So I might be able to be a bit cheeky here big moment here
Not a big moment here obviously
Holy crap, that's a lot of tanks. It's so healthy
Borask has a lot of heals doesn't he?
I should go and put me in the bottom.
Is that a soft wall?
No.
Where was that Borask?
Dude I can't see his eyes on that corner.
Dude, I just saw the Adonio and I was thinking to myself like what server am I on?
And these walls are trolling me right now.
Hold on, did I use my strike there?
I did not mean to use my strike.
I'm dead.
We're gonna have a rascals coming in to shot me.
Wow, the enemies are taken 2 and 4 which is actually really bad for us because now we
have to divide between 1, 3 and 5.
I'll play to the enemy, I respect them, they've done a really good job.
I've had a really bad game so far.
I need to really try and focus on where the enemies are going to attack.
They're going to go for three, there's an engine panzer in there, just free farming.
The spilling's going to go after him.
Actually, the one thing that you can do is you can go into, you can go across the line
of the middle of the map, which is like here, and then if you hold the my front button or
the tap to see my front, you can actually see how many people they've got over there.
I'm going to do a little bit of a scout.
It'll change in a second.
Okay, this is actually a dead front, so I should probably still be trying to fight over here.
I don't think they'll take three.
It's one and five that they're going to amass.
And I'm not, I can't drive over to one, it'll take too long, so it's about trying to get
some shots in from the side here, I think.
Try to find some angles on these guys.
I've still got two tanks left, seven minutes, so I can start to be a little bit more cheeky
later on.
I don't know whether these bushes are going to be any good.
Maybe they will be.
Oh wow. Opportunity, maybe.
Oh god I didn't see that. I did not see that on my left. That was such a bad misplay by
me. Such a bad misplay. I did not see them on my left. I did not realise for some reason
I thought they were still like more around there. Oh god. I could have easily just sat
back and farmed those guys. Oh well GG. Doesn't matter let's move on. One's looking a bit
grim isn't it? This is looking grim though as well. I can't spawn one so I have to
spawn here now. Alright I'm halfway through major.
Halfway through major he says so I guess I've got to be cheeky. I've still got a
whole extra tank so I've got to be aggressive. That forask is a good plan.
I need to make sure I focus him.
It's a different forask actually.
of
the
the
the
the
I've got a rush then, I got a rush. I got to hurry up. They're going to win in a few
seconds. I got just inspired and I got less than a minute for sure. I got less than a
minute for sure. I got to try and get some shots and I can't get the... you're done
get this brass gun. I just got to be aggressive and hope for some spotting
one's gonna die in a minute for sure I got to go in I got a 10 out of 10 get in
quick I just got to go full ham here and hopefully suck oh why'd you have to hit
me a dirty why'd you have to hit me a dirty another one reload oh come on I
If I can reload and get this at Dernier, I can still get it.
Is that enough? Yes!
Ah, well shot, well played. Nice.
Nice marksmanship, GG.
All right, anyway, we've got general I thought they were going to take one a lot faster
What play to the enemy team they deserve to win
The game extends 5 seconds for every kill.
So hopefully there are more kills and I can keep farming.
What played to the enemy team that deserved to win that?
I could have played better in this game but I still got general.
That'll hopefully give me a minefield.
Now I don't think it'll give me a minefield.
Not quite.
Tough game.
I need one more point for a minefield.
Let's go again.
Codex and Bouncers, wonder if QB thinks
we're just tiny people in this PC.
Yes, for sure. Are you not?
Finally, I get to attack! Hooray!
It's been ages since I attacked.
Welcome!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get a little cheeky double to start his game off with.
Everyone loves a cheeky double.
Everyone loves a cheeky double.
Fatty Burger.
Double Cheese Burger with Bacon.
That's sort me right out about now.
Wow, that shell went so high.
You'd only sight her isn't as good as I thought it was.
No!
Trying to hit that weak point, what is that?
What's up T30 Enjoy, you're not working till Wednesday, oh nice.
hell trying to pin this thing at long range with this gun it's just a joke
oh it's fun this flank is dead it's a stalemate I'm gonna go for A instead
oh no I freaking hate spilling
I hate them!
Oh, if those guys hadn't spotted me I would have been around here.
Um, why is it spawning?
Why is it forcing me to spawn on this front?
I don't...
Okay, no it's not.
Okay, okay, quick, quick, quick.
Spawn, spawn, spawn.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Cap, cap, cap, cap.
Aye!
It's like sea is a lot easier to cap than it used to be back in the day.
400 meters to drive, half a map until I can cap.
Oh, they actually claimed the cap circle back, but I don't think it'll last for them.
It is quite nice to actually attack because there's two defensive places to take.
Is it worth me going inside the cap circle right now, probably?
You know what, I made a really bad misplay this game.
Do you know what my bad misplay was?
Not going for my plan.
You know what my plan is usually?
Oh, you wank.
You absolute over-matching wanker, dude.
Is he striking me here?
No, good.
It's actually them.
I should have taken my EBR straight into the cap circle,
force them to come after me, put them into a bad position and shot them, and went up
for looking for opportunistic shots. Talk about opportunistic shots.
No. No!
That Mielle just wanted me so bad. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God. No!
He actually missed the shot. I don't think he can reload in time. I don't think he's got the reload.
It's annoying as hell, honestly. So annoying. So annoying that that brass came in there, dudes.
So annoying.
Dude, I just lost a whole rank and a tank. Oh, it's pissed me off. It's really pissed me off.
I'm not gonna lie if it wasn't obvious. Fuck's sake, honestly.
So annoying. You know what? I'm just gonna go farm.
Gonna go farm these bastards. Alright, we're taking F. F next.
F next. F's to pay respect.
Duuuudes. You do not know how much of that was just so cursed.
So cursed. But the T-343 kept farming me there.
So unbelievably cursed. The one time I get to attack and...
I've lost both of my lights. I've got a huge ass cool down now before I get to play again.
Oh! Oh! Oh, that's... that's filling. Not only did he go and just get, like, two ranks,
He stole two ranks from me.
Ay-ay-ay.
Oh, no way.
Why are they here?
Oh my god, why are they all here in a crossfire for me?
I'm dead then, I guess.
I guess I...
Okay, no, I'm not.
Just keep calm and carry on.
We can still do this.
Take the Intuition Switch, take that shot.
Get away from those.
No, I'm dead.
I'm so dead.
turn this way and try and like get away from those guys. That's what I gotta do.
DBR doesn't catch me. Probably will get behind the building,
load HE for him. Take one shot, that's fine. Switch AP because he's got less than 200 health.
You can miss because this game is a bang of dicks, honestly. Okay, let's be calm, be calm.
We can steal this. Okay, we've had literally the worst possible start. This is my worst
start of all time. It's probably been years and years and years since I had a start that's this
bad. So let's keep calm and see if we can get our general comeback. Let's try. The worst start
possible. It's fine. It happens. Let's move on. We had a good cry about it. Now let's think about
how we can play this. All right, so I do feel that I need to flank around this way, go through the
out of the way. Get the Mielle. I'm gonna have an Inspire so I can crush it in the mill, huh?
A Mielle inside this vehicle. And then after I've done the Mielle, I can then try and flank
the guard. I think that's the best play. Is there actually a way to go around further
on the east? Dude, I did not realize that. That's really interesting. Okay. So, let's
Let's go after this Mielle, let's go after him.
Let's get the SU out.
Hold on, where'd the SU go?
There you go, destroyed by mines.
Let's flank this T-44, T-44.
is that it's six is got my butt but whatever I'm worried about this
Great
Good start for the comeback
All right
This flank looks like it could be quite hard to push so I think the next one is going to be ease
I'm going to start to make my way across. I want to go
But the heel first and after I've got the heel
I'm going to attack E most likely, but he looks like it's quite stale as well.
I think D's got to be the next.
Can't get over there.
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, the frontline comeback is real guys.
Flakybabs frontline comeback.
greatest combat in frontline history. If we attack E, I'm not going to cap, I'll go
for damage. E looks like it's actually over stacked now, but that might be because they're
running away. They might attack in there, and if they attack in there, they could be a good
of which we used to farm. And a part of me thinks that maybe attacking up through the
east could be very strong, actually. Is it possible to even transition over there safely?
I think I should attack this area.
35 seconds.
I'm back at it all.
This is looking quite capital actually.
who that's building dodged that
of
the
death
of
No, I didn't close I was so greedy to shoot this so greedy
to shoot. She's just taken my cap points. Did I drive over here? They might continue
to strike that error. No, how do I get spotted? Must be a plane. Oh, disaster. Oh, there's
a good dodge. Yes! Halfway to captain, let's go guys. Alright, it's all to 5-4 now. Damn,
my team are cooking. Oh, that's not good. Whoops. Well, hopefully the enemies defend.
I don't want to win that quickly when I'm not general. There's only one person in the
game. Well, there's nobody in the game yet who's general, so nobody would want to win
Yeah. This has been a good life. Sounds a bit funny to say that in a video game. This has
been a good life. From the very inception of video games, it's all about the amounts of
the lines you have right?
I don't want to take objective 4, I'm not actually going to help them.
Dude, this game is going to end.
I have to shoot that turtle though, if I don't shoot the turtle I'll just not get to do anything
in this game.
I've got such a dilemma now.
Well, I hope we don't take three. I hope the enemies start to defend better. Dude, I've got ten kills this game and I'm still not general.
Like, I don't want to snowball the game.
I need to get another couple of kills.
I couldn't find somewhere to strike there.
This has even been a fast game.
If I get general in this, it will be an amazing comeback.
amazing comeback if I can get general in this one of the greatest comebacks I've
had in the front line
shit I'm not gonna get general they're gonna rush five ah shit they're gonna pop
five really quickly I need to try and get some spotting in here
I'm so close. All I need to do is to hit this guy twice, maybe.
Just two shots on the Scorpion, we'll do it. I'm the one shot for him.
not even close gamers not even close gamers not even close not even close not even close
what a comeback what a comeback one of the best comebacks I've had in front line history
that's for sure did you it's a big thank you to everyone for something today Zeck yes good
Good to see you, MiraMortal, thank you, Old Man Gaming, Kuprex, thank you, Karubin, Mack,
thank you very much to you.
Seminoff, Intercek, how you doing?
Good to see you all.
Okay, I've got enough time for one more round.
Oh, that was it.
Interestingly, I got less experience than some players on my team, but I got the general
rank.
That was an absolute steal of a general, it was an absolute heist.
Oh guys we got minefield. Oh feels amazing. We're taking minefield on
everything. Everything. Everything's having the minefield. Apart from maybe
the Spatuk. Actually the Spatuk's minefield could be amazing if I get
rushed. Everything. There's no way for me to just click like. There should be like a
button to put it on every vehicle. They used to be. Looks like they've removed
that functionality. Oh yeah, we're ready. Okay, final game of frontline. Seems like complete
stage 10. I'm gonna be a happy camp. If I can complete stage 10, I get a mentoring license,
and I get another piece of equipment, and I made like a few million credits. Easy pickings.
It gets harder and harder the deeper you go.
Bottom left is apply all.
Is there still an apply all button?
Nice to get to attack, beautiful, I love it, let's go again.
and
Do you think I can bait C and then leave?
That's a lot of scary tanks.
I'm leaving this front.
I'm not interested.
I think B or B next.
If you spawn in an EBR, you know you can do that.
No point in wasting your time on the front.
You can just switch.
Plus, as the attackers, it's far better to leave like five bozos sitting on one front
and to switch to another front to be able to gain an advantage over there.
Because you only have to take one base at a time and then eventually you can just keep stacking.
Getting it overmatch is the only real way to effectively take
positions
or bases.
Jesus didn't realize that was so brutal.
Fudge.
I gotta repair that.
Dude.
I'm leaving this too hot.
Too hot.
I'm just making myself a target right now.
Oh my god.
Who put that there?
Oh, I don't have a repair kit!
Bec my traverse speed right now.
the defenders doing so good okay I think I might switch to A then honestly this
flank looks like it's dead as well as I said the worst thing that you can do is
to die early I'm gonna switch to A I think A is the way I think C is doomed
B is gonna be a fairly close fight but I think A will be the overmatch that
we need. I think stacking A is the way. I've just got to be probing their defenses, trying
to make your decisions. Yes, perfect decision, look at this, we have an overmatch here. Perfect
Perfect decision. I'm gonna go straight into the cap.
I reckon this one will be capped quite quick. Oh damn, looks like the enemies are starting
to reinforce.
I think I'll have to go harass this Aries and then heal over here.
Does he have armor at the butt?
Nice aim.
Maybe you should stick to other tank types.
He can't handle the areas.
Oh god.
I'm leaving.
Ah, you remember what I said?
thing you can do is to get caught early. But, that Miel's going to be able to kill me now.
What if he comes after me then? Alright. Oh, this is a hard game to get into right now.
I love attacking, but man, defenders are doing a real good job.
Holy crap, they've got so many people in such good positions right now and my team just
It doesn't feel like they do.
Oh!
They've got absolute gamers playing, guys!
Every time I change a base, it just doesn't seem to be the one that I should change to.
Oh, this is getting painful now.
Well, I guess I gotta go back to B. Unbelievable.
Enemy team just look like they're very good.
Really hard game.
the hardest of the games from a opposition perspective but I guess it'll
change in a moment damn it looks like we're capping over here
again as I said most important thing is just to keep those lives going because
start to be more aggressive later on. As soon as we get our foot in the door, we should be good.
And by the foot in the door, I mean taking one of the bases.
Oh my god.
Well, the enemies are just defending.
Nice shots, mate.
Not!
Bloody hell, where are we?
Where are we even going to attack?
Oh, okay. Sorry. Not the best of shots, though.
I haven't even got my minefield yet. This is hard work right now guys. Holy crap!
What is this even okay, I think a we only got five minutes left
Oh
Yeah, I see the tree!
This is so hard!
I got a minefield in like about two or three pence.
So hard!
Defender is so good.
Wow.
What an incredibly tough game. I just can't find a way in.
What an incredibly tough game, I just can't find a way in.
That's driving into a minefield, you can hear it.
Maybe there are only freaking casual players on sea right now.
I don't think I've been in a frontline game where we haven't taken a single base.
All of the enemies have just spawned here.
What the frick dude?
It makes me realise that I think what's missing is we're not winning that high ground.
Like without winning that high ground you just can't do jack shit can you?
I think that's what the problem is.
We never won the high ground.
And because our team never won the high ground, we never managed to, uh, to do this.
About this, though.
Oh, fuck, you can't lay mines underwater.
That's such a kick in the dick it really is.
How does that not hit?
Okay, we've got Zone A. We've got another two minutes.
Legitimately, the worst frontline game I've ever had.
But we can still win.
I believe.
I believe in myself.
I believe in myself.
Good start.
Thank you so much, Tanya. That looks amazing.
plan guys and it's going to involve dirty-ass mines.
It's not my focus these two bozos are
Nice
If that poor Rask drives in with engineering, I think he ends the game.
Oh, he got in my minefield.
Yes!
Do you believe in miracles?
Quacky bats does.
We've got another two minutes to get another base.
Dude, what were those shots?
Oh Rush D. Oh Rush D. We Rush D. Oh Rush D. Oh my god that was amazing. I need to eat
That quick. It's like it's a chili with a bit of cheese on it.
I got time.
Shit.
Shit, they're in the cap circle trying to end it.
We need to get in that cap circle soon.
Why is my team not helping me?
Why is my fecking team not helping me?
Time for me you bozo! We're gonna lose!
You fecking morons! Get the feck in the cap circle! Jesus Christ, driving the cap circle!
can't carry you any how you who's those absolute bozos look at them all who are
gonna sit here whoa whoa whoa whoa just drive up in the cap circle morons what
are you gonna do anyway GG I tried at least we managed to get a major out of
that game but I had I was in that mentally I thought like that was gonna
be a big comeback ah the mines made such a difference really shows you that
because I had such an unlucky start that I never got to snowball it with the
minds. Hard game. Hard game. I did 9,400 damage. They had some sweats. They had more sweats
than I thought. Ugh. GG. Alright, anyway, that was front line. No more front line for
for me today.
May some good progress?
We're halfway through 10. 10 is my goal to finish, so one more round and I'll get a mentoring license on the free-to-play account.
Retraining order and so on and so forth, it'll be lovely.
I'll play one more round tomorrow, I think.
Cool, that was some nice progress, guys. Some good stuff.
Alright, let's get back in the random queue.
What am I trying to do mission-wise?
Do I even care about any of this?
What do I care about 40,000 credits?
Do I care?
I don't really care.
I want to get the 5 kills for some bonds.
I'm...
I play an arty while I eat this food.
Alright, let's go.
Pig out while I pig out.
Hold on, do I have a tier 10 arty on this account now?
I do.
Oh my god, I forgot I got a batch at 155.8.
Let's go enjoy it.
All right, time for my lunch. Tasty. Man that front line was fired up. Oh that rice is very hot, very hot.
It's gonna be a challenge to eat. I'm up for it. Nice piggy map, long, long, long pig game.
I'm glad he's on.
I'm just being honest, I don't have to be
I don't have to be
I just don't have to be
Never mind, thank you very much for staying with me for my lunch.
That was a positively uninspired artillery game there.
Nobody wanted to sit out in the open for me.
Yeah, yeah, kill me more.
Good God.
You know when they're 64% win rate sweaties are only doing 2,000 damage.
You had a tough scenario.
The game wants me to destroy 10 vehicles for 30 components.
Just play a little bit of random people.
Oh! Oh wow!
That actually definitely heated me up.
Oh! That was delicious.
Lunch at five?
Yeah, well I don't eat until midnight, so...
Well, like eleven or midnight.
I usually have my breakfast at about eleven.
Lunch at four.
And then dinner at about...
Ten or eleven.
Do-do-do and then I fall asleep at about two.
So basically my sleep by my whole schedule is just about four hours ahead of everyone else's which works for me
All right, what are we doing?
We'll play some random Q
Play some random Q
A little bit of random Q. Could be raw or could be worse.
Oh! I wonder what my first game of the random Q to be today.
Actually it's not my first, well, it's my first game of the random Q.
I finished my K91 I think by the way guys.
I did. I finished my K91.
You can tell by just seeing the elite level next to its name.
The elite level means that you've got all of the upgrades.
I remarked my BZ75 the other day, which was nice.
My god, my Bat Chat isn't even in this tank.
Oh, I guess I should remove this from the tanks to grind list.
So now we're back chat. It's nice knowing you.
I should probably...
probably have a go in the ASXX.
Honestly, I have the idea of playing this vehicle right now.
Oh my lord.
Doesn't make me very happy.
But, let's give it a go.
Definitely doesn't make me happy
that I do replaying this.
All right, Drop should be on now.
Come back any time.
Using a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast.
Oof.
So we thank you once again to everyone for subbing, balancing some of the doors, pop
the scrub, thank you, magic cyborg, qualm pole, Keres, didn't even scratch him, I'm
Z, thank you.
You haven't been here for a while, welcome back my dude.
Damn, no opportunity to use vision system, exhaust on this map, which I would do.
My camera's going to be horrible on this tank.
Look at my view range as well with vents, oh my god.
Hopefully that's down to cruise fields.
How you doing Komodo Dagger?
You're here on a Monday Komodo.
I don't usually get to have the pleasure of you on a Monday.
Thanks for tuning in today Komodo.
Thank you very much to you for subbing at Tier 3.
Absolute pleasure.
I hope you're well Komodo.
What is on your agenda this week Komodo?
My agenda this week is it's my mum's birthday, I've been spending a bit of time with her
and with family, have a little bit of a calm after last week. Last week we were sweating,
you know, for the black market, and have a more relaxed week.
still unemployed, I'm sorry to hear that Komodo. I hope things work out for you.
Getting your applications in, wish you all the luck with them.
It's scary.
We can shoot that guy's building down that the 430 used behind. Drops are running,
I hope I scheduled my... did I schedule my social media for today?
I can't even remember.
I made the drops thing.
If I don't post it it'd be pretty silly.
Is it scheduled?
No, I haven't actually posted it.
I'll have to remember to do that.
Good God.
Fuck, he perhaps hasn't done his social media like a bad little boy.
I can't really play against areas in this tank with the vision system exhaust.
I could go out there and make little pokes and try to spot, but I can't do it without
the vision system exhaust.
I can hide all what's up, good to see you.
I need to turn the light on.
It's getting dark.
I still liked it 4 o'clock which is nice.
Winter is... is running.
I can't shoot through here can I?
I might as well just try.
Oh my god.
It's a nice little discovery.
Did I just get a full mag on the side of a Tashenrata?
Yes I did.
Yeah, quite a lot of the UK got snow.
I don't think interrupting there would have been useful.
I need to get a full mag.
Artie is about there.
I'm being very patient this game, I don't think there's any other way to play against
two Ares in ASXX.
The longer I wait the more opportunity there is for my team to win the other flank.
If they win the other flank then we can win the game.
and flight to what's up my friend. Good afternoon QB, how are you doing today? I'm good. Any
advice for a new Basante owner? I have a masterclass on the Basante, I'd recommend checking
it out. My recommended build on the Basante is Vent Turboverts abs, and then it's basically
control the ridge line. Make sure you never fire unless you're full, unless you know that
it's an emergency. All that you're going to have a lot of time to recover your rounds
because your DPM goes down and down and down. Whenever you have the opportunity to fire
I see quickly you should.
Wow! Hold on! Hold on, he did 1,145? So his gun must have been fully cooled or his friend
shot me one of the two. 1,145. Wow. So he fired 10 shots then I guess. So he fired every
single one including the final shot got me with the final shot. GG. I mean to be
fair I did a thousand two hundred damage to him but I thought his gun
would have been on cooldown so what did you do come around the corner shoot the
bat chat and then turn to me. Well GG that's a shame this game was very close
now it's not so I guess it's still very close. I feel like my position there was
very important for holding on to this flank.
Digis.
We'll run some boosters and keep playing.
Get as much as I can.
Yeah, the lighting.
I need to get up and change the light, but you know what?
I can just do it now.
I need to take a break though.
Take a quick break.
Alright guys, I'll be right back.
of let you what I should have left you watching that game. Also got to do this bloody social
media give me a second. Haven made made the social post and I forgot to actually post
it.
Alright guys.
Uncle Scrubs will be right back a sec.
Alright.
Gotta turn the lights on.
Look at that.
I have to get up and do the green screen and everything so I might as well.
Oh, my camera FTS struggles when there's, she say, awful lighting.
Perfect.
I
I'm back, what's up?
Did you win?
No!
Come back any time!
The team lost!
The team lost. What a shing. The Aries definitely got me.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Yeah, he fired his last shot.
Nothing I can really do.
Yeah, tough play too.
To be fair, that's all he did the whole game, it was like that thousand damage burst to me,
so sad.
He had an awful round, he got carried.
the last poor baby didn't get carried
what's up
Panzer O'Neill
you mean combat panther
yeah combat panther used to play the uh...
wall tractor a lot
he probably have something stupid like fourteen skills on his wall tractor
say god what's up north and nevits shogun mna thank you
Surveillance, thank you!
Am I gonna take my ASXX on this map?
I could just yeet mid.
Or I could try and yeet hill.
There's a random event now, so I might be able to go there.
of
I rate that.
He's called XT, BOOM XT!
Well he did go BOOM XT.
Aww.
No way.
It's the perfect shot I guess.
Can you believe that event happened at the worst possible time for me?
And the arty hits me for a thousand.
Like honestly, how much more unlucky can you get in World of Tanks?
If that event hadn't happened, I could have just gone round the corner and gone after
the E5, but I had to think about it on my way up.
Looks like I probably could have just sat there.
The event was freaking me out, but I do think that I could have probably just sat there.
So in retrospect, if the event happens, as long as I go slightly forwards, I should be
okay in that scenario.
Alright, I learned something this game.
I learned something this game.
And that is, A, artillery sucks if it hits you.
And B, if the event happens, you can just go slightly forwards and still be okay.
So yeah, always learning guys, always learning and the arty hitting me for a thousand, at
least I made him happy.
The life of a streamer making other people happy at your own expense.
I don't think that art editor was watching, I hope he wasn't.
What's up with the queue times man?
How many people are you even playing this game?
That's quite a few people, why are there so many people playing today?
Is there like a holiday or something?
some Europeans got holidays today or something? I don't even know. Good job, Marty. We'll see
I haven't got this thing fully upgraded though, lack of some.
What's the difference in the tier subscriptions, you mean on Twitch, so you basically pay
more money and you would effectively be supporting me more but the benefits that you get are
nothing it's just for people who really feel that they're getting tremendous value from
the stream and they don't feel like five dollars for their enjoyment month is enough.
Completely optional.
You also get a slightly different chat badge which helps you stand out to other viewers
Or to Uncle Scrubs. But that's about it mate.
There are a couple of moats. I should really do more moats for sure.
I haven't done my moteneges.
I thought maybe I could get over there, just wanted to see if it was an option.
of
Some bad reactions by me.
Interesting game.
Oh!
At least I got him to drive around in front of my friends.
That EBR really pinned me from the front.
Leopard 1 Twin is trying to get me up the butt.
Oh, it's just a pain in the arse kind of game right now.
Oh, I think I'm just completely isolated over here.
It's a good shot.
GG.
So what went wrong this game?
went wrong this game is that they won the rest of the map and even though we
took the hill it just didn't really mean anything. What we needed to have was
tanks here really putting some pressure up on like this corner because as soon
as this corner goes you can feed more tanks up and then get more pressure up
on the hill to pound the rest of the map. That's game. Random Key wasn't going
very well for me today that's for sure.
Alas poor baby.
This cliff game I learnt something from that though.
Kind of funny that the arty only did 2000 damage all game and half of that was to me.
Oh I got penned by the 46%er.
Jesus Christ!
Nordic noob what are you doing?
Thank you so much Nordic noob for the outrageous.
Rageous, 50 gifted subs on the blooming first day of the month.
Outrageous man, I don't deserve it, dude, but thank you, thank you.
Not the first day of the month, the first stream of February.
Thank you so much, Nordic noob.
My lord, 50 subs.
What?
Why?
Why?
But congratulations to everyone who managed to get one.
Outrageously generous.
Congrats to M. M. Tacker, T. R. Poon,
Space Master, Dr. Swig,
Ingvar, Max Necromancer,
Photoshop, the Razzie, Zolti Rotten,
so many, all subs now.
Thanks to the insanity of Nordic Noob.
Thank you very much, Nordic Noob.
very much appreciated I hope you're going to enjoy the month of February in
World of Tanks and the month of February in Uncle Scrubbery Baby's Terrible
Tank Stream feel like I'm sweating right now in World of Tanks guys it feels like
it's a hard one doesn't feel like it's my day today on the free-to-play matchmaker
feels a little hard today but maybe it's just me being terrible guys why there's
so many people playing World of Tanks today are they are they grinding front
line what do you think is it people playing a lot of front line to grind
it right now there seems to be a lot of people playing front line compared well
a lot of people playing World of Tanks compared to usual maybe people are just
grinding front line
of
Back in its little position for dumping on us from above.
Just got to go for a full reload here.
The question is, do I just go after this Ares or do I try and do like one shot for one shot?
How do you handle an Ares there?
I can't let him cool his gun down.
I guess that's how you handle in areas.
Feels like a little shitty situation, but I might barbeque out of that guy's way.
Kepler's evil, isn't he?
Hopefully I don't get tagged in the side so I can at least have a two-shot opportunity against the Borking Kepler.
I've got him proxy spotted now.
Okay, now I've got him proxy spotted. Hopefully either my artillery or my M48 can put some pressure on him.
Okay, that was a very nice view, dude I can't elevate enough, at least he got the kill on
him.
Just what we needed really.
And this tank without the upgrades takes so long to get the shots in.
What's my play right now?
Sit and snipe the STLV when he gets spotted.
for leechy mag reload the tushenrouter
of
Probably get one more in, at least I out-traded him but it put me all down to a one-shot.
You're lucky he didn't ult gun me, you're right I am, but um, could have used his ult gun
on someone else you know.
and rut it around ourselves. Interestingly.
Damn, I didn't think about the black rock coming back.
Oh, come on! Why could my team not kill him quicker?
I'm happy with this game. 6,000 combined for a stock ASXX, that makes me happy.
I'm a bit worried that we might lose though, because all of our hit points are on a Type 5 heavy
that hasn't really done anything so far.
But as long as he pushes with his HP, we should still win.
GG!
Thank you very much to Nordic Noob.
You're going to torture yourself in onslaughts. Oh, no. Nordic noob. Thank you very much to you for subbing at tier three incredibly generous of you
Thank you very much to you for the incredible 50 gifted subs as well. No Nordic noob
What all comes high QB and twitch rats? Hey, Loser. How are you doing today? Loser? I hope you're well
Thanks for swinging by today Loser
What, uh, hold on, once again, what am I going for with this tank?
I want the gun depression, right?
What's the fastest way to the gun depression?
This way or that way?
This way gives suspension durability and engine power, but this is useless.
This is pretty useful.
I'm a Kassub, all your loadouts is useless.
I think I'll go along the bottom then.
I'll go this way, straight towards the gun depression.
Nordic Noob, what are you going for in onslaught?
Are you going for gold champion legend? What are you grinding for Nordic noob?
video guide on what on YouTube for what you're just doing your weekly missions as
you haven't got a rank goal you're just doing your weekly missions Nordic noob
Good work, good luck to you.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Really good. Really good marksmanship guys.
Well done. Really good snipes when they just drive around the corner when they drive around
here. Really good. I don't even know what there is to say. Fine. Also I have no idea why we
We didn't have more players pushing that flank.
Yep.
Ugh.
Well, that was brutal.
I could have solo'd the Aries. Easy peasy. Easy solo on the Aries.
I just don't know why my team just decided to give up the entire map.
It just doesn't make sense to me.
Huh.
Doesn't make sense.
Today on the free-to-play account, it's going pretty rough, but we'll get there.
We will get there, guys.
I want to say just got to check something.
Okay, one second, where was I?
and girls.
Okay. Sorry about that. All right, where's my ASXX? I'm definitely boosting
that game. It's about as good as it gets in the ASXX. Look at that, lovely. We actually
had to cap. Look at this guy's account name. Buying account is a...
Just to say, your account name gave me the laugh I needed.
I needed to stay.
Chichi, that was a good one.
Did you buy or sell an account account some time or are you just warning people?
I instantly replied this guy.
I get stolen my account and sell.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
I better not actually share what he's saying
in case he does something stupid.
I don't want him to dox himself or something.
Quite an interesting conversation though.
I'm gonna just, yeah, make sure I hide this so that you can't see the message.
Oh.
So apparently he got his account back after three to four years, that's awesome.
I said that's awesome great origin story good look have fun with account security in the
future thanks oh what a nice guy what a nice guy what a nice guy that was a lovely lovely
conversation. So yeah I just don't even know what to say about this game. My
STRV ran away when he could have just sniped, he's a 51% win rate player, I
think he would know how to play. Look at this, have a nice day. Guys we just had a
positive wholesome interaction with a World of Tanks player. It is possible, it
is possible. It is possible guys. He bought it himself though, I don't think
think he bought it himself. He's easy to recover an account. You basically just have to have
the email that the account was registered to, and maybe have some kind of history of
the payment on the account. And then all you have to do is contact a support and you should
be able to get it back.
I'm just going to send Tanya a voice message.
Tanya, when you send out a moat, I just think of Ashley when she used to go,
Flower
I do in chubby monkey could see
I wonder when I'm going to have a good game.
You're still to overmatch that plate, not in there.
Gotta be careful with pushing here.
he tried his luck?
Just don't have the depression in this tank right now.
All the luck.
That's why you see me trying to get the field mods.
The extra degree of gun depression really doesn't change how this vehicle feels.
Wow that armor is so horrible on the SPHT, horrible armor.
Wow great shot, well played.
Gamer.
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It was to be fair, I did not expect him to hard turn left.
This game is very close.
Got a good amount of hit points.
Oh, expect to see.
Oh, I overturned.
I can take a hit from him.
I might use my repair because otherwise a fuel tank will just be deaf to me.
Oh.
Wow, nice play.
Just a good player, did a good job, got a good shot.
went for the HE shell, did 70 with it.
Disappointing game honestly guys.
Things are working out for me on the free to play account.
I wanted to just get a few like easy wins, burn those five times experience games on
the shitty tanks that I'm playing without upgrades, you know.
Thought I could be a little bit greedy.
This game is just kicking my ass.
This tank get a depression bonus? No it does. Oh yes it does. Oh my god I need that. I need
that we're going straight there. Oh tough day. Tough tough tough day. Tough day.
Yoga is I believe that's Polish.
I don't have vision system exhaust unfortunately, it might just yeet mid, I think that might
actually be the best play.
Could be quite a dangerous tank for using up the mid.
I got spotted. Hope it's not Sheridan who fires an HE shell at me.
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71 anywhere come back any time what's up sarcastic good to see you try not to rage
new sub with prime try not to rage in world of tanks impossible challenge
chubby monkey once again thank you I don't remember saying thank you to
trend from whale by the whale by the whale thanks for something for two years
and oh gee oh oh go thanks for something it tier 2 that was 29 minutes
ago how did I miss that and a la rakes a la rakes new stuff with prime as well how
did I miss that as well and terrible thank you boys and girls appreciate you
Alright, well I got a free Type 71, I'm trying to think about where the next way to flow
Where is it?
Oh, what's going on in this game?
Oh
I guess I gotta just knock down as many trees as I possibly can in a big clump, try and sit behind it.
This will be actually impossible to see through. They'll have to proxy spot me, I expect.
I mean they could see me from the side.
How far has the man's got? He'll definitely see them before they cross.
Oh no! How many do I reload here? I think I've got to go for a full reload.
That Sheridan gets too close to me, but I think I can get four reload in.
Oh, God.
Oh, how do I get SPOTED?
Must have been an STRV from the side, to be fair, there was like the mother of all tanks
everywhere.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
There's a bork and keffra up there and everything.
Holy crap guys, this is an unprecedented shitty run of games, that's for sure, oh my lord.
Can you believe it?
I'm baited on my free to play account to try and get any kind of wins that I possibly
can.
And it's just, I've won like one in eight battles or something, I've won one game in
45 minutes of boosters. Crazy. I can't get anything to work. Literally. Literally. Literally
won one in eight games and it's when I'm playing my shitty tanks that just need wins. Ugh. Welcome
Welcome to World of Tanks. I'm trying.
I was number one on damage there, and experience, but there's nothing that you can do about
it.
Alright.
That's what World of Tanks is going to be like today, apparently.
At least I've nearly got the kill mission done. I just need two more kills.
But it sucks because I want to get the... I want to do the boosts.
Obviously it really sucks that I don't get to play with Vision System exhaust right now.
I should never go right here, I can get spotted and get nuked.
That event just happened right at the beginning.
Oh, what was that? Is that, is that correct?
Is that modeled badly or something? Why did that not hit?
Is that wall not modeled correctly or something?
Is that wall actually there but it's not modeled that it is there?
I don't know. Seems a bit weird that you could be able to shoot through that part.
Let's see.
No, you can't. What? What?
So it shows that it can go through on the collision model, but it can't.
Oh, what a load of horseshit that is. Unbelievable, guys.
What a load of crap.
Well, at least I know now.
Learning new things every day and all of that jazz.
Mouse.
If I go across to here and kill this guy, can I shoot a mouse on the side?
Okay, if you could not sit behind me and block me there, that would be wonderful.
They're not hanged off mate, they better hang them more.
to the Batchap becoming and banning out his friend.
That's so weird how bugged these pillars are.
One win in nine guys.
What am I meant to do?
My team's just getting rolled.
absolutely rolled. And I'm not playing upgraded tanks with powerful final upgrades, you know,
so it's really tricky to feel motivated right now, that's for sure. Brutal. If I was like,
had these tanks fully upgraded and had two sets of equipment and so on and so forth,
there might be an opportunity.
just trying to stay calm just get over it the winds will come
Am I going to not be able to reload fully here?
vision system is lost I don't think I would have been spotted. Wow, there must be a T-49
in the middle then. Well, I can't play here anymore if there's a T-49 in the centre. Alright,
So here's the real. If there's a T49 in the mid, there's Jack's ship that we can do this entire game, but he has pretty bad camo, so I might be able to actually harass him.
This RU251's going to do the same thing. There he is.
He's actually leaving, which is quite interesting.
Maybe he's smelt a rat coming towards him and he realized.
You know what, I don't think they have many tanks down the east, so...
We're not going to have many tanks down the east in a second.
Oh, I guess I made a bit of a booboo here.
He'll get absolutely dumped by my friends unless he comes at me.
Oh, God, this thing takes forever to turn into Vossa, and I can't depress over the back
of the tank.
I mean, how depressing of a vehicle can you possibly play, right?
I mean, I respect that IS-7, he just went, well, I'm going to be like a bad-out-of-hell
and just come after you.
I guess.
Sheesh!
Oh my god, you have to release the barbecue before you can deploy it again.
Crazy.
to my intuition switching. I should be able to outspot an IS-7, right?
the
right
, I can't kill him anymore and I say I roll off of that miss
Oh, what a nasty, crap, tacky experience for all the tanks is right now, and an ASXX has
me inside, oh Jesus Christ.
I had to do something, I had to regain position there I feel, felt like I had to go after
him.
Sucks to not use a vision system exhaust on this map.
That's one win in 10 now.
PTZ I guess had a great game, well done, happy for you, well done.
their 59 game mouse actually did well.
Unreal.
Where are we going? North. Bloody hell, it's day is depressing.
What's that? How can it be five o'clock already, dude? Just pure depression in this game today, man.
Alright.
World of Tanks.
It's a fun free to play video game.
No point in charging if I'm planning on killing the cocoa driller.
I got a Jagdpanzer in the back, so there's a possible thousand damage support tank.
There's a mouse who's come up here, which is a very interesting tactic.
Wow, my depression.
The lack of it in this tank is giving me a real depression.
It's literally 5 degrees on this tank, feels so toxic.
Okay, everyone and their mum shot me at the same time apparently, including a random
and gorilla at the back. I guess I was overconfident.
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Maybe I can go round over there and be safer.
there we go
Keep calm and carry on.
The game can't be any worse today so far, so maybe this will be the line in the sand.
will start to go my way. That's the way the RNG works, right guys? Or not? I honestly
can't believe he had that angle around there, but it makes perfect sense. Okay, so what
I've learned about this flank is that this position is completely brokenly good for the
enemy team. They're so safe there that this ridge line is so thick and it doesn't matter
if you've got some of the biggest tanks ever here. It doesn't mean anything because this ridge line,
it's just, it's deceptive. It doesn't look like it's protecting them that much, but it really,
really is. So unless you've truly got a god tier tank, you should never go to this position
because it's too hard to dig tanks out from here. So I think like harassing this location is better
and then if you can bait your opponents into this way, then you could probably fall back and attack
the other flank. Hell, I'll take a win. I got two wins in an hour, man. That was depressing.
Not gonna lie. World of tanks, man. Why does it have to be happening on my most expensive
tanks that I'm playing? And why does it have to be happening when I could have just got
got some free wins and actually made some progress to make these tanks actually playable.
I mean I can literally get a better intro clip reload time there.
Insane.
hard mental. Really hard mental. What's that tank called? It's Friday? It ain't Friday
though man, it's a Tuesday or a Monday or whatever the hell it is. It feels like a Tuesday.
It's a Monday.
I don't have vision system. I don't know how the hell I'm going to play in the...
I guess I could try and just play support in the field.
Come back any time.
I want to set up here to punish anyone who tries to cross.
They have no lights, I wish I had a vision system exhaust.
So sad to play a tank without a vision system exhaust option once you know about what the
full capabilities are
well we know there's no one over there
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come back it a time
I can go down and around them
submarine mode maybe to get behind this building
God, this thing, you can't really reload one by one very well until you've got all the
upgrades.
It takes forever.
300 meters and more to get kills.
Must have been too close.
If I can deal another 800 damage, I'll get the tank to destroy a completion, which would
quite nice. It has to be to TDs there. E3 and the Griller are both spotted in the town.
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Oh, gosh.
I have to get in the gorilla if I want to do this now.
It's really low chance, but I feel like I want to try and get the mission done.
So I'm just going to risk it. I know the batjack could get me, maybe.
Hopefully I can find this girl. I got to shoot him like three times to do it.
I can't do it anymore. Actually, the E3. If I get him twice and then an E3, I can still do it.
Oh, we got just enough from the high rolls. Oh, let's go.
Just enough. Oh, lovely.
Wow! Two wins in a row and I got a mission completion? Oh hell yeah! Maybe there's hope
for me today. Maybe there is hope for me today guys. Who says is he completely whiffs that
shot? Well it's not a very good game for this tank but you know what I will take all the
wins I can. And I didn't burn to death, which is nice!
What's up?
Hectics gaming. I'm doing okay. My games haven't gone very well. I've got a 25%
win ratio so far today, but hell, I'm winning games now, so...
Why don't I boost the first game I won?
Disaster.
good good good good
try not to go
i need that gun depression
i want that gun depression
the alpha damage is very nice as well
let's go straight for the gun depression
oh it's ammo and consumables though
oh i don't want ammo and consumables i want equipment ah maybe i should have gone for the equipment honestly
the idea of playing this thing without vision system exhaust is like trolling
What am I doing on this tank?
Going straight for the depression which is here right along the bottom.
Must be.
Oof.
Cause damage to enemy midi more heavy tanks.
Inversatile vehicles.
What even counts as a versatile vehicle here?
E5, Borking kefir, type 71.
it then, let's play a 2 on 75. I can't believe how brutal this account has felt today.
So Crown Jewels could see Firestar, Game of Donkey, thank you. We've had so many good spotting maps.
Um, I really needed your ability, so I'll take the vents for a little bit of extra firepower.
I'll wait for the mid.
Alright, let's attack mid.
See how safe it's going to be.
Maybe safe, maybe not.
Always risky to make this play.
It's a safe risk though, I feel. Like a safe risk. There are no safe risks.
Wow, Tashin' Rotter at the back, huh?
Oh wow, didn't see that happening.
wasn't the most sensible push play I've seen in World of Tanks history.
I can't see the touch on the road
I don't... I guess I hit a fence or something?
I can go for a retract then.
Wow, this guy is just hitting my weak point.
It's the easiest thing.
Ah yeah, what are you gonna do?
Huge big flappy wing point on top of this vehicle.
You know what, considering that we were winning the forest, I should have probably been really chill here.
I don't think I needed to attack.
I mean I was trading okay, you know, shooting higher tier TDs,
but considering that we've got so many tanks out on the east, I think the more
sensible play here would have just been to be rock solid and just try and
sustain my hit points and hold on for as long as I could, and if I'd held on for
longer I would have allowed my team to go south. So I think I'm probably gonna
lose this game now because I didn't really judge the situation perfectly, and I
think if I'd seen other flank winning, I would have been okay. This area is clearly
very sweaty. Doing a good job there. That Tush and Rutter look silly. It's my fault.
I could have... I could have just held the flank off. I would have been absolutely fine.
This loss was my fault, I believe. Which is a depressing thing to feel after you know
you've lost a lot of games today that weren't your fault to then lose one that was. I could
have made a better decision. Alas, poor baby. We barely knew ye. Wow, my 430U crew sucks.
What's this crew? Jesus, no wonder I'm struggling. It's like I'm playing a tier 8 tank crew
at the moment. Good god. This crew is my better crew. And the reason why I couldn't take
my 430 crew up it's obvious really isn't it couldn't take my 430 crew up
because I need it for pond slot it's up doom lord thanks for your new super
prime game of donkey what's up five star thank you big thank you to um
men or a men all thanks for continuing to suffer a whole year men all really
appreciate you thanks dude
alas poor baby we barely knew ye
I think I'm going to go fight the heavies actually.
this is our opening
do do do do do do
do do do do do do do
Oh sorry dude I didn't mean to block you sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry I didn't mean to get you I was just trying to get past you I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm sorry dude I really didn't mean to do that.
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry man I'm sorry man I tried to get past.
This is bad driving by me. Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
I'm really sorry that was my bad
Oh well played, I love that play actually, that was a good one.
That push pushed me out in front of the other guy, it was heads up.
Well shit, I kind of screwed my Ares 90 over there.
Nice push by him to get me in front of that, I should have thought about that and dodged
him. I mean he drove around the corner and got farmed to do the first rocket play on
me to avoid the shell but the second one. Well that was a horrible game. Lost far too
many hit points driving out around that corner. I just felt it was so important to go and
get sights quickly. And I can't make anything work today on this tank. The 432U is just
just a big loser for me today. It's free to play account, isn't working for me today.
Either I forgot how to play World of Tanks yesterday or... yeah.
This D125 game I could have easily won. Dude, this guy did nearly 10k. Well played, GG.
It was a good attack play through the middle. I could have... I could have not pushed and
turn round and just hold him off would have been good.
Good carry there by the Aries. My fault. I shouldn't have poked up in front of this
PTZ. If I hadn't poked up in front of the PTZ and I just held the flank. I'm pretty
sure the Aries would have still killed me but at least I could have made his life a
living hell and held him back for a little bit longer.
I'm looking forward to alter for this account. Hopefully my main account will go well today.
man this is brutal, brutal, brutal world of tanks
Tough map this one without a vision system exhaust, I seem to be saying that a lot today
but that's life.
I just keep getting spotted from nowhere and it just means that I can't actually get ambushers
off. When you're playing a huge tank like this, your priority has to be to try and be
hidden when you don't have two sets of equipment. How can you do that? It might come forwards
again. It needs to be a little bit silly honestly. Will you come forwards again to try and get
the T-54? Probably not. Can I get this Aries from here? I can't. Oh I actually can. Interesting.
Oh, I had a shot on the back, I didn't take it in my back.
Looks like I might have hit that Aries.
I got spotted. It's usually worth it taking down this plank.
That was some good damage.
Dude everyone and their mum is hunting me right now.
Oh why?
He can just come all the way across.
Well nice shots by the Ares.
I guess I had too much of my BBQ exposed and I think he was hitting.
the back of my barbecue. If I keep the front to my tank he actually does very negligible damage to
me. I guess I got myself isolated. Those areas are just really brutal, super hard. ASXX counters.
It's ridiculous that Wargimming made the areas get matched up against the ASXX.
It looked like the game was going so well until the areas just clapped me and the progetto
gets two shots in and then the areas just finishes me off, that's it, that's all she
wrote.
Ah, back to a bunch of bad losses but that's life.
Should we take a look to see where the guy hit me?
It's always quite interesting to see. So just clean side
Battle hits clearly doesn't understand where he shot me there because it doesn't doesn't make sense
Yeah, something that must be the barbecue when it does this what I think it's doing is it's thinking it's the barbecue
but I think he's hit the barbecue there there and
He's hit me in the side and
He's hit me in the side
And that must be the barbecue again I'd say so I think like this
This and this are penetrating shots to the barbecue and then these ones are
Just hitting me in the side
You can see that these ones they're still doing more than he would have done with AP this one's doing less
If I'd got my frontal armor more towards him like this, he'd actually do less than he would have with AP
Ugh, it hits my tracks there and actually does nothing.
So I think when you're driving you should probably still expose some of your tracks.
Tough day.
I'm looking forward to Ulta foring this account, that's for sure, good god.
This has been one of the most cursed sessions I've had in a year, I'd say.
It's just depressing, honestly. I'm not even angry right now. Just depressed.
What's up with the queue time?
I guess the 432U has to meet the 432U as far as I remember.
Unless one signs up you can't actually play World of Tanks.
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Oh, sweet god, dude.
That event could actually save me now, because these are 79 frontiers with my buff.
Seriously, how are they managing to get these Jaxy Ash shots in?
And there's a BZ79 behind me.
Holy shit, dude.
This is just actual apocalypse kind of matchmaking, otherwise my BZ79s, I see, they don't understand
how this map works.
They don't understand that when the event happens you have to try and progress.
Holy shit, dudes. You're telling me the RHM and their CS 63 must have gone along here and up this
way and my light tank doesn't see them at all because I've got a freaking fat cre- a
Tessac called Crazy Fresh. Well, mate, there ain't anything Crazy Fresh about the way that you
played dude this is just actual headache material right now it's just a
nightmare game nightmare games it's this overlord game whatever they have a half
good Aries and my team just didn't really want to commit to anything
Projeto caught me I don't think they exactly played very well I just think
they caught me and I have to try and make plays 178,000 games of World of Tanks
Jesus Christ this is my full-time job and I haven't played that much it's got a
problem let me tell you a problem I've got a problem as well that is this this
account dude this account today this has been one of the most soul-destroying
sessions of World of Tanks I could ever have
Man, World of Tanks is kicking my ass.
What can you do, ladies and gents? What can you do? Just complete ass kicking.
The game's been relatively close. Haven't been like, rollovers the whole time.
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That went pretty well.
When I get all my rounds back, interrupting on this tank is awful.
It looked like a very clean hit into the side of his tank, but I guess it wasn't.
This platoon mate might come after me now, I've got to be very careful when you kill
a platoon mate, his friend or try and get you.
I point my gun towards him, I can A-react quicker, if I want to cancel and B it might
dissuade him while I'm reloading.
I can go after the area's 90C but I can't deal with his little friend above, oh maybe
Maybe I can now.
What's that have to do with me?
Maybe he's not on.
Lazy shots.
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I got you man, don't worry
Don't think this game is winnable, but whatever
There you go
Wow, I hit him now, I think.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I still want to rage quit this account, honestly.
I'm done with just playing this mediocre form of world of tanks right now.
How many can I get in, that's the question.
I think four is enough, obviously.
I'm like veiled to get full of PZT coming in.
Cough World of Tanks.
Stupid Barbecue.
OHHHHHHH
Honestly man
Look at my turret even in death. It's still trolls you see that that's how I feel right now something's broken guys
What the hell is this bug my tank is dead
Yeah. There's a malfunction in the force guys.
Can't believe I only put two out of four in there at the end.
Well played to the enemy team, they did a good job.
Just tricky to be able to gain any kind of pressure with this slow tank.
Mother of goodness.
Alright, one more game and then I'm alter-foring this account.
I'll play my Jackal and see if the Jackal can make me happy.
Because I tell you what, free to play ASXX and 432U has been one of the most painful
things I've ever had to do.
I can actually take a vision system exhaust here on this map, sick.
Two of us and two of us.
This is the only way to go.
OK.
If we can't get over this road, we'll have to take a little bit of a walk.
It's a little bit of a walk.
OK.
We'll see you on the next road.
Good luck.
Thank you.
We'll see you on the next road.
Thank you.
Good bye.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Goodbye.
Probably should have taken the kill on the EBR there.
I'm not spotted.
He is though.
Wow.
Wow.
I guess I don't have a vision slot yet, so my vision system sucks for now.
Oh, I learned that the Aries is Aerial, it affects its marker icon.
I guess I was still spotted.
Somebody had designated target.
I thought my timing was off one of the two. Maybe both.
Mystery damage, my favorite kind.
There is how I have a mission to deal damage to tank destroyers, and there's only two on
the enemy team.
What is going on over there?
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God
Hmm, if that Hirschkafer gets spotted and dunked we die.
Looks like their shackle might have fallen back.
What a brutal day.
Hope all of your games go better than mine.
Nice, just as I always needed a train.
seems to still be ahead. I think the alt isn't like this location.
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I didn't think he could get me in the butt so easily but he did.
I mega low rolled on the Jackal as well, 350 damage out of 420 so the Jackal survives.
Alright there's only one thing to do, get that Frick off the free to play account today,
honestly.
The free to play account has been making me question whether I can even play World of
Tanks in all honesty.
That was the worst free to play session I think I've had in about a year.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go and play on the main account and let's do
some pole tanks as well. Things can only get better, right?
All right, let's open up some polls.
Cool.
Welcome.
Alright.
We will do 20 by 20 today.
All right, then everyone,
go pick me some good tanks so I can have some fun today.
Because I tell you what, this game hasn't been very fun.
We'll do tank locking today, nothing below tier three.
It's all dead.
Yeah, cool.
Also, I don't play self-propelled guns today,
so I'm just going to disable them.
Anyway, go vote.
I'll show you how to vote.
Simply click the link that you'll see in the chat
in just a second.
When you're on the poll website, I'll show you how to vote.
Hold on, let me pin a message as well.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that free to play was miserable.
Okay, so yeah, you can click the pinned message.
When you're on the poll website,
use the filters that you see here.
You can find all of the different tanks
that are available for voting
because they haven't been played recently.
Once you've found your favorite tank,
click it, Proving on a Robot and submit your vote.
I will play your 20 most requested tanks
and 20 random tanks as well.
I'll be right back with a fresh drink,
hopefully some fresh RNG.
See you shortly. Good Lord. Good Lord, World of Tanks.
Come back any time.
Come back any time
Come back any time.
Oh, I see them boys and girls, I'm back.
I decided to have a full reset, had a nice cuddle with four, got myself a drink, because
yeah, that session on the free to play account I don't want it to seep over onto the main
account.
So, let's get this done.
Let's get this done, gamers.
Let's get this done.
like it's going to be a big Aries day today from the look of it. Alright I'm
going to pick some random tanks as well let's go. Yeah sorry about for taking a
longer break but yeah that session was not what I want to have it's not me. It
was just a sad session guys. Okay this time
Revenge will be a dish-served baby.
It's happening.
Alright, I'm going to play 40 different tanks back to back to back, and let's see whether
the tough matchmaking rolls over onto the main account, which I don't think it will
do.
Alright, first up, let's see if we can reset anything that we don't need.
I do not need those, really.
I definitely don't need those.
I don't need 40,000 credits.
Five crits in a battle fine.
I read.
I mean, it's not the worst thing that you could get.
It's not grey.
Apart from that, fine.
Okay, cool.
So first up, Black Prince 2.
This is the latest well-deserved reward, although frankly, there's nothing really rewarding
about playing it.
the black prints too.
Just, it has a double gun basically.
It's like a black prints with a double gun
with less pen, less DPM.
All to be able to gain a 300 alpha damage double,
which I don't think is worth it at all
in any shape or form.
That's the way that I feel about this tank, but yeah.
You're jealous of the fact that I had a cuddle
thought, oh I had a good wrestle with Thor, I was there and I went downstairs and I trolled him a
little bit too much. The reason why I took a longer break is I was cuddling him on the sofa,
but I was kind of like ganging his cheeks and doing this and then he went like
and then when I was leaving he like jumped off the sofa and came after me to attack me and so I
decided well I have to have a full wrestle session with him. Sometimes when everything seems to be
be going wrong. In anything in life, a cuddle with a dog is all you need. Trust me, it's
all you need. Have that reset and then try again. And that's what we're going to do here.
See if we can take the Black Prince too and see if we can change our fortunes. It's always
bittersweet when the Free to Play account has a really tough session. It's undoubtedly
because of the upgrades. Those tanks are just so bad without the upgrades, they really are.
Anyway, let's get black printing.
That T29 is terrifying, it really is.
Maybe. I can't fight that T29 there at all, any shape or form. Not gonna work, not
gonna happen.
I deserve a reward, my ass.
Oh, I thought it'd keep going back.
There's a pen on this, it's like 171 and then 215.
On the other black prints, I think it's 239 APCR then.
It's the same as the Tog.
Well, the event doesn't seem to be happening, so if the event's not happening then I can
cross I guess.
Get an Intuition Switch, give me a Micro-Advanced, you get into the T29's hole.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
I can actually bounce it, that's good for me.
I'm just gonna fire singles, and then if he misses I'll fire a double.
Now I should double.
Do you know what I should have done there?
Is I should have done a single and then doubled.
That would have been the better play, wouldn't it?
I'm gonna wait till I've got my two ready.
Okay, he's missed.
I think I can fire a single, and then I think I can reload,
and then double, and then leave.
Well played by him there.
Oh, can you piss off, Arty?
What's that? Oh no!
I have 2M over there.
That's doing a really good job of saving the C29, that's for sure.
Wow, that's me. Bucket.
Oh, I didn't pan the other shell and...
What a SHIT tank, honestly.
What an absolute HORE SHIT tank this vehicle is.
Mother of God. Like, I guess I could have played a little bit better.
Could do the artillery hitting me for like, 400 there?
From, I guess, the hill and everything? And I just can't fight a T29.
I can't fight a T29.
It's crazy how much better that vehicle is than this.
He's got all the gun depression.
He's got the turret armor.
He has a better hull. He has more alpha than me firing a single, whereas I have a double.
The only advantage I have is the hit points. That doesn't go a long way.
To be fair, if I could go back and rethink about how to engage a T29, I think I should have fired
a single and then launched a double. But the way that the guy was angling his armor in man,
it's just so depressing really. I really needed to have a win here. Maybe I could have crossed
and gone on that side. Maybe that would have been the plate to cross over between the T29's reloads
and if I'd crossed over I could have got him in the side. But at the time I swear there was someone
who was there waiting on the corner. It wasn't the IS-2M I don't think. Let me take a look. Well
we can switch accounts but it doesn't look like my
situation has proved yes the T20 on the other side so like let me think about this.
Think about how I fought this guy. So I think here I should have fired a single into a double would have been good
And then that was just him playing well the way that he got his tank down there
The doubles ended up basically just screwing me over if I just been firing singles at him
I think he would have been better and then the arty comes in I can't med I
Try to go for a double. I hit do hit both shells and I lose the IS 2m
I don't think I could have crossed if I'd crossed I think the T20 just start shooting me in the bottom and I'm in a
Crossfire with the T29, but maybe crossing would have been the play
It's tough it's tough and then the ice to him comes it's like oh god dude
It's just horrible horrible experience. It really was
This guy just pens me in the front of the track because this tank is shit
Maybe I should just gone for singles here, and I kept trying to get his doubles
And I only penned one out of the two there and then the artillery tracks me in the T20 gives me. It's just depression honestly absolute depression
I don't think my team will win. I don't deserve to win. I hope they do, but I don't think they will. Let's move on. Let's play a lover
That black prince too, man. I still should have done better in the situation
I think I think a single into a double would have been the more intelligent play
Single double then come back around the corner and reload that would have been the play
So I've I've learned something
Got that going for me. It's always nice to learn something in World of Tanks, isn't it? Great. All right, Mr. Lover
Let's go one of the classics of World of Tanks. It begins
The classics
Where are we going, Lover's Style?
Just a go, just go west.
The matchup's horrible.
It's a lie.
Oh, what a tough day.
What a cool Valentine's skin, yay!
I bet you this will be available on Valentine's Day, most likely.
They always sell this style. You don't have long to wait, guys.
It is a cool looking style.
If this was released in 2026, more Gimmie would have released it as a clone tank.
XD
XD
Ugh
Come back any time
If we have this many tanks we can't hold back, we have to go and I'm going to try and
Oh dude, I'm gonna try and beat the playmaker.
Bro.
Bro.
I wanna try and get around the corner and take the hits for the team here, so I'm gonna just make my way around this 140 here.
Oh god, this could be a lot of hits that I take.
Oh.
Are they gonna come with me or not?
Playmaker Lover, playmaker Lover, hopefully it will work out for me, it might, it might
not.
I'm raising too very much with it, didn't I?
Oh God.
I think he's reloading.
Oh, what the flying hell is going on with this game today, man?
Oh, just piss off World of Tanks!
What is this today?
Alright, let's go play another German heavy.
Jesus Christ.
Unreal.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do, man?
Horseshit, RNG.
It's nothing to do with vert stabs. Nothing to do with vert stabs.
It's just RNG, man. The shell's just going into the dirt. At least I won the Black Prince 2 game.
Alright, let's have a go in the VK4502A.
Why have I got weird equipment on this?
No equipment on it? I must have taken it off because I was running low on equipment.
We'll go for a durability build and then I guess we're gonna take like a fast build.
They changed this tank?
They stole my ammo from it.
Mighty Lover in today's meta, you know.
This is some very interesting tanks that we're happy to play.
I'll switch the order of the T29.
First stabs does not help if we're pretty much just sitting still, it'll help if we're
like moving and chasing on ridge lines, right? We're moving backwards and forwards and making huge
turret turns. I should have probably taken the turbo here.
It was just a cursed map and matchup for the lever there. No opportunities. I do have a
of the steps build on the lever but that's the one I'm going to be playing
which lines or I'm on a should we say a slower map on that last map my only
chance was to get the turbo and to get forwards
the only thing that happened in that last game is bar and G just screwed me
should have easily been able to hit that minotaur a couple of times
Let's get up and see what we can do.
I don't really care about the dog in game anymore.
I think it's just really annoying and frustrating and honestly before I got the mod that opened
the presence up for me the dog was pissing me off more than it was actually entertaining
me so even if they released like a mod I'm most likely not going to use a mod or care
about it. Genuinely it just feels like it's another layer of fear of missing out inside
the game. I think there's an ELC in this bush right here. Maybe not, because we can get
spotted
could be anyone spotting us really
Next we're going to be playing in the VK 302D. What a horrible map and matchup it was for
that last tank. And then the tortoise just drives right through the middle of the map
with his durability device. That was a durability device tortoise, right? I think they nerfed
the tortoise hit points to like 1800, did they not? Or was that literally just a tortoise
without a durability device? No, it definitely was a durability device. Tortoise used to
have 2,000 hit points they reduced it to 1,850 so he must have been using like a
standard durability device and he's reduced his hit points yeah that's what
he had he had the final field mod and a regular durability device as I'm going
the VK 302d well those first three pole tanks did not fill me feeling very
happy go off and try and have a mental reset and the game is just as awful as
when I when I left well they've got a bunch of areas I'm still gonna yellow
this is never the way that I'm gonna play this
Lost the Lover Game. I don't really think a couple of misses would have really made
too much of a difference there.
Nice play by the LT4 through 2. I've got a game to cover before the areas come off
I'll go down that tree that way and then I can use that.
I guess I need gold for an LT-432.
Wow, did I just get set on fire by...
What even just happened?
Did I just get set on fire by the enemy arty over this wall?
Is that just what happened?
So the enemy arty hit me from over here, I guess, and set me on fire.
It almost looked like it was my own arty.
That's just wonderful.
I got hit by that arty for 177 and then I burnt for 500.
Just as I was looking like I was going to have a really powerful position and be able to just dominate this game.
So I guess the FV304 hit me from like the rear corner or whatever.
What are you going to do? Yeah, he did. Good god.
I don't know what I've done to deserve this, but this is just unprecedented today.
It's actually unprecedented.
Let's have a go in the FV215B. This vehicle's awful, but whatever. It doesn't matter.
just doesn't make sense as to what's happening.
Anyway, how close was this Lover Game? It was actually pretty close.
I stand by what I did with my push play.
Unfortunately, RNG just shat on me as this whole game is today, in all honesty.
Just a horrendous game.
Yeah, this was the artillery shell that set me on fire.
I mean, it's a great arty shell,
but wargaming should have never have put FE 304s in the game with trajectory like this.
I'm literally face-hugging an LT432 with a wall on my left and the arty can still hit me
on frickin runeberg. Absolute trash, absolute trash.
Alright let's have a go in the FE215B now. I don't care, let's just play.
Things can only get better, so what's the point?
Match-up looks fairly interesting.
Let's go into town.
Disgusting game today, honestly.
Now I gotta play probably the worst tank at tier 10 I'd say.
FV215B used to be the top tier British heavy tank before it was replaced by the Super Conqueror
and then Wargaming basically forgot about it. Wargaming has buffed pretty much every
other tier 10 in the game and just left the FV215B to rot. This vehicle has one of the
worst engine slash fire chances involved of tanks.
He's got to be very careful with it.
I somehow found the weak point on the side of my tank for 600.
damage them
Kora
enemy armor is hit, destroy them
enemy armor is damaged, strike the Kora, strike
our track has been damaged
How does that bounce? I guess I missed.
GG. 4,500 damage against higher tier tanks is a wonderful result for this vehicle.
It's just a shame that this Tush and Rat is probably now going to make fun of my Jagdpanzer 100,
But as long as he loads heat and he hits this next shot, we should still win.
This was a good game for a shocking tank.
Good luck to my Yeageroo.
This looks like this is a hero's play, to say the least.
Just take your time. Take your time.
Good, good, good.
All right, fine.
I will take that result any day of the week in this horrible vehicle.
Alright, let's have a go in the Cromwell now.
This vehicle has been substantially changed since I used to play it a lot back in the
day.
I think it's got something crazy now, like 13 degrees of gun depression, but maybe
only if you're using one of the guns.
Let me just go refresh my brain on this vehicle.
Before we take a look, so yeah, 13 degrees of gun depression.
I don't understand why they've done that, but fine.
Fair play to wargaming.
It looks like a killer tank.
has been a killer tank. I won the game on the VK 302 game. Honestly, it was just watching
a toxic tank set me on fire. There's just ludicrous. This is why you shouldn't put vehicles like
this in the game because it finds this subclass of players who just play them all the time.
What give me, I'll have to be very careful about putting in premium artillery or anything.
We could do some funky stuff. What did I say I was going to play? Cromwell. Another British
tank. This one's a classic, good old crumbwell. It's a fun tank honestly. Can't really go
wrong with a crumbwell. Have they made the crumbwell identical to the crumbwell, but
then now, or are they, are they two different? Uh-huh. So the crumbwell just has more ammo
and slightly better turret traverse, dispersion, and slightly better gun depression, but much
worse ground resistances. Interesting. I can't believe they've given the Cromwell
Berlin 11 degrees of gun depression. That doesn't make any sense to me, but hopefully.
Alright, we've finished top three in the FE215B game. Hell yeah! I'll take any kind
of wins where I can finish top three today, that's for sure. Good God.
See, a Kreml has actually got really good gold then as well. 202 is very nice for tier 6.
I cannot believe how much gun depression this thing has now. Crazy.
I'm going pretty much making it touch the hole.
I've got one gold and that's to go up. I don't know die for it though.
You might see I'm using a rotation device on this vehicle, but I just feel like otherwise
the gun handling is so bad on it.
It feels like the perfect kind of tank to use a half-vert stab, so to say.
It's crazy gun depression, great shot by the Q-43.
I hope I don't get double tracked.
Oh, just leave me with some hit points for the hill, please.
I don't think I should have pushed up there, actually.
I think it's too much of a risk for a so little reward.
I think if their heavies were amassing, it would have been a good play, but their heavies
aren't amassing.
I just don't think it was valid. I don't think it was worthwhile.
Wow, Jagdpanther hot on it.
Well, fair play to him. He was pre-imped for that.
And he got rewarded for it, GG.
That was not a good game or a good trade or anything good.
um yeah what went wrong here just lost my health just couldn't quite get into it made a push plate
to go up on the hill they had a p-43 who was sitting up here had a really good angle when I
was trying to get a bit of cheeky plays going yeah i found that just shut me down super hard
What's next on the Agenda T28 Predatech, cool.
This vehicle can be quite good, it's like a heavy tank tank destroyer, pseudo vehicle.
This FE game was good, I was number one on damage, number three on XP.
Natasha and Rata who pushed me wasn't a very good player but what are you going to do?
I wonder how the Ares platoon is doing.
This has been an interesting test, how these guys playing in their Ares.
They just started.
What about his friends?
That must have been the same one.
Wow, they're all just started.
There's a 65% win rate player and he did 300 damage.
Okay.
The sweats! They went to a horrendous flank. Very dumb idea. They should have never lost that game.
What was it? T20 prototype. Go time.
Slaphead Tobarka says, did T28 Prototop get a buff you remember being awful years ago?
I think pretty much everything in the game has been buffed mate.
I don't think the T28 Prototop was ever awful, it wasn't good but it wasn't awful.
Kiwi doesn't waste time on a tank that he doesn't like to play.
What are you talking about?
I love the Cromwell.
enjoyable vehicle. I've got hundreds of games in the Cromwell, some of my best account
statistics are on it. It's just... unfortunately, I got caught out. It happens. They removed
the 57mm from the KV-1. Yeah, well, I wouldn't notice really because I used the 122mm anyway.
you did YOLO just to play another tank. No, I didn't. You're speaking out of your asshole,
mate. And frankly, shut the hell up. Thank you. It's my fault if I get caught out by
a Jagdpanther. I was trying to kill the MT-25. It's not like you can just sit there and watch
your team lose. You have to actually try and play the bloody game. I got a little bit unlucky,
and I made a bit of a silly play by pushing up on the hill. What are you going to do?
That's it. You've got to play the game. You've got a game. If you don't try and play, you
win. It's that simple.
I need you to do that Mr. Mijim, wow!
It's always the danger of side scraping that position.
Having an EBR above you be a weasel.
Lost that Cromwell game, I'm sad about that, but it happens.
of
Ooh.
Yeah, I survived this.
Very nice.
Oh, God.
It's a nice escape.
It's the Brask actually who kills me from behind, would you believe it?
Alright, well played to the enemy team, more plus 0, minus 0 bullshit, creating the worst
and most uninteresting games ever.
We had plus 0, minus 0 in the VK, plus 0, minus 0 in the Cromwell, plus 0, minus 0 in
the black prints plus zero minus zero in the crumb whale I think I said the
crumb whale twice so we had black prints vk302d crumb whale and t28 prototype
so much trash just give us some varied matchmaking so we can have different
pieces on the board I don't want to play checkers I want to play chess man all
right let's have a go and as I said the t29 this is a very powerful tank the
actual first to say reasonably good vehicle we played to be fair the crumb
Grommaw's pretty good as well.
Grommaw's pretty good as well, but yeah, those pole tanks were very uninspired, honestly,
but they are random votes.
Alright, T29.
Super powerful tank.
Probably going to be having plus zero, minus zero once again.
Tier 7 used to be one of the best variety tiers inside World of Tanks, which is no longer
the case for the most part, although I need to bite my tongue a little bit because it
looks like we actually got a plus one matchup so good stuff with stuff
alright T29 what are we gonna do
well I'm using the 19mm because it's the better gun
gonna load gold, go after them
so big thank you to everyone subbing today sorry I haven't said thank you to subsenages
I've been in a bit of a
misery hole honestly
Bradley
Yaffrug
Backtrack thank you Jon Snow
Scamp Octane Ray, Premium Clown, Rock J, Allsmurf Diet, Joppy, Pops
Bob a job thank you all. And a big thank you to OneRitmo for five gifted subs 43 minutes ago.
Was that during my break? It must have been. You gifted the subs to the chair, that's not my fault.
If you give five subs while I'm taking a break, I cannot be held responsible
for the lack of reply. All jokes aside, thank you so much to you OneRitmo, very kind.
All right guys, we're going to be rocking a turbo here
with vents and a gun rammer. It's quite an aggressive build. Now I've got a hard decision
to make. Do I go right or do I go left? If I go left and I go there I can really work some turrets.
There's only three heavies on the enemy team. Two of them are quite low gun depression.
One of them is a new conceiver so maybe I can be able to uh...
I don't know, let's go back to the garage. I'm going to ask this T32 for some help.
Make my way over here. Nice, okay I've got a friend. I'll fight anything then let's do it.
So going right is the safe option but it's also the boring option. Going left
It's a bit more cheeky, it makes you a little bit more vulnerable, but I'm feeling quite strong here.
Plus I've got two Artees and they're both on the south of the map, so if I need to I can kind of just chill here.
My Artees should be able to zing them repeatedly.
Interesting that the T20 has gone mid.
That's scary.
Please...
Who are you gonna choose?
There we go. It's not a bad trade honestly. I'm gonna take a shot for him.
I got you.
And that conceiver is terrifying.
We can't fight there.
Let's get our Alties into the mix.
Now we can fight.
There we go.
There we go.
He hasn't fired yet.
I thought I could track, or at least damage.
Surprised that Rati's on shooting me.
I'm getting doubled, hopefully he low rolls.
Dude, he's doubled, we have to go.
How come I don't have adrenaline rush on this tank?
It's quite a good DPM tank.
I should probably have adrenaline rush.
I probably just don't have a very skilled loader.
Nice.
We've got friends.
Good game.
Two American heavy tanks having a good old time.
I think I'm just going to, maybe I can go get some shots from up here, you know.
Yeah, you're right Alarath, I just used a 90mm in Fire Gold.
The DPM is crazy, I'm firing nearly 12 rounds a minute.
So that's 2,400... about... 12 rounds a minute will be like about 3,000 DPM... about that.
Well, actually I... it's probably more about 2,700 DPM.
But brutal.
Do I always shoot premium shells?
Um, no.
I don't think I fired that much gold.
Honestly, a vehicle like this needs all the help it can get.
The whole reason why you fire, you use the 90mm range to fire gold,
because your pen goes from 160 up to 240, so it will fire a lot of gold.
I can actually have 50% more pen.
That's the T29 Absolute Powerhouse.
Now we're gonna have a go in the tank that we just played along with to carry this game the T32
That's funky, isn't it?
Nordic noob good to see you. How you doing?
The weekly torture is over and I climbed from low silvery to mid silver D
Well done. I'm happy mostly because I don't have to play more OS this week
Ah now I can go back to watching a better game of than I am lol. Oh
I don't feel like I'm a better gamer today though my dear, but I appreciate you
This should be actually made a little bit of credits in that last game, but we'll lose
it once we factor in the consumables.
I'm number one on experience, a shout out to the friendly neighbourhood T32 on our team.
Now we're going to be playing the T32 that we just carried the game with, so yeah, let's
have a go.
Thank you NordicNude for the cheer.
Congrats on getting your weeklies done.
Good luck getting the next couple of weeks, right?
This is week 4 unless I'm mistaken.
Alright, your ability on this map.
Alright, durability on this map, let's go town.
You hope I get a T29 in this game?
Ah, unfortunately I didn't.
Plus zero, minus zero ruining the fun, right?
You have time to end drops today?
Yes you do.
Thank you Nordic Noob.
Oh, maybe that T29 game is the springboard that we need to do well for the rest of the
session.
This is a very good tank in a matchup like this.
The only real problem with this vehicle is that it has quite poor pen.
Actually, does they buff that?
I don't remember it being 252, 252 ain't bad.
I thought the pen used to be more like 240 on this tank.
Maybe I'm just remembering wrong.
It was the standard pen that was awful, maybe, and the gold pen that was okay.
But that's how it was.
What's up?
Magus Hell Walker.
Some days we have more fun than others.
Today it was a bit of a brutal day, honestly mate, but who knows.
Maybe I've got some good games ahead of me.
Got some good shots ahead of me apparently.
Fritz Valley says I haven't played Blood Tanks since the end of last year.
Any reason?
You've been busy or you're just not interested?
birds out
you losing your pleasure in playing
I think there might be quite a few people who start to feel like you soon.
I reckon as soon as I cross, the game's going to screw me and do the event, but if I don't
cross then. You know we don't get to play I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go.
Good try. I don't think I need to repair that.
Oh man.
Oh wow.
Man that's 7032 being there really does change things for me. I was hoping I could have gone
and fought these guys. Does he just shoot gold where? Where even? I'll have to take a look on
the battleheads there honestly because that was pretty toxic. My friend's dead.
Vipara and XM57. How many more shots has the freaking Vipara got?
I think he's faking. Now he might have one more. He's faking. Vipara is
actually a pretty good player. Oh, what's this Panther 2 and friends doing behind me
right now, man? Ah. Come back any time.
I just need the Mars to make a mistake.
Oh, oh shit.
This looks weird, but I think my safest bet is actually to cross into proxy spot the 7032
for my XM.
Freaking Mars just you're with me
Why did he like not push?
for
Two minutes and then as soon as I turn he pushes like why?
Yeah, I thought the only way I was gonna win this is if I crossed and came here
And then I tried to proxy spot the 7032 for my XM 57. I couldn't see how else I could win this
I'm okay with the game. I wish I got a little bit more, but dude XM 57
and XM57 and Vipara, how's it, Pain in the Arse?
All right, should we take a look to see how I got penned there?
Fair play.
Wow.
I guess he shot the invisible top of my tank, or I guess he just overmatched or something.
Fair play, fair play, fair play, fair play.
Yeah, that was good marksmanship this game, and it's also quite hard to deal with a Veparonex
in 57.
Let's have a go in the Conway now.
This is a, like a tank destroyer pretending to be like more of a medium, I'd say.
good support. You love the Conway, do you slap head? That's
good to hear. Should we go for like an exhaust build here or experimental turbo? Experimental
turbo is good for winning the hill but the exhaust is good for being a little
sneaky bastard. Hard to say.
Why are there so many people playing today? Is it front line? Maybe it's front
line. Are people farming credits? Is that what they're doing guys? Like it's not
normal to have 182,000 people online is it? I don't understand.
I didn't I don't think it's a holiday anywhere. I think people are just farming frontline probably I
Think when wargaming activate frontline a lot of people just get on and grind it must be
I don't think the player number is on the server of fake at all.
And Poland, do you have a winter break? Ah, okay.
This has got like 120 HE pen. 120 HE pen used to be good these days, it's not even that
good now.
Oh, EPR's there.
We cannot raise anyone outside this area.
You know what I can do, if I could try and kill the EBR, make a sacrifice, if I go over here and I get into these trees and the T49 doesn't see me.
The EBR pokes up on my build to get him.
That's a bit of a risk.
Well fair play to the enemy light tanks.
I got killed in three shots guys.
Three shots.
Three shots by their tier 9 light tanks.
Fair play.
It's a good assassination by that T49.
went up and found the angles. I thought that I could get the EBR out of the game. I was
expecting if I could go forwards into these trees that I could see the EBR through and
unfortunately the T49 just caught me. Huge light tank difference here, just huge light
tank difference. RRU251 and Project Luia are just stupid. That EBR isn't doing anything
either. He should have committed and killed him by now. To be fair he's got three marks
So I know what he's doing. He's waiting for him to poke up to shoot him and I probably should have just let him do that work, honestly.
Just... chilled.
Tough matchup. Well played to the enemy lights. Well done to that.
249.
What are we playing now? TS5? Cool. Nice, dumb, easy fun. Let's go.
Just push.
Super easy.
Perfect tank for a smooth brain day like this honestly.
Up north, grinding, hold W. It's a really tough map for this tank honestly.
Let's go.
come back any time.
This tank is really simple guys, you basically just have to hold W and that's it.
If I try and hang back, hang back, it's just going to get worse and worse.
I really should just be holding W and just driving straight in here, but it feels like
it would be suicidal to do so against these tanks.
I guess I'm going to make a flanking play around the other side.
It worked well for me the other day and I can't remember what tank it was.
I can't even remember what I played.
Oh, I might not actually be able to do this in this vehicle.
Oh, I can.
Engine power seems good enough.
Very tall tank, actually.
Ah, it was the Adani, I remember. I got an ace tanker on this map in the Adani.
I'm going to play around here.
I feel like this vehicle is going to hold on as well as an Adani.
You know what, if I control them out of position, I control them out of position.
Like I'm just gonna get myself isolated, but...
What's even the point of not playing World of Tanks?
Damn it's World of Tanks. I hate you so much sometimes.
Jesus, how fast is this guy?
I'm so fast, I'm so slow for some reason.
I gotta have off-road driving.
I cannot believe how quick that should have took us, or the SPHT.
At least I got these guys to give up their position, which allowed my team to cross,
so I still stand by what I did.
Unfortunately, the impact of winning this position is going to be like a 50-50 now.
Dude, I cannot believe how fast that SPHT was.
It's so frustrating, I missed that first shot on the Type 57.
They're basically medium tanks, aren't they, at this stage?
Oh, gosh, this game is just so depressing.
Let's have a go in the archer, this is the slowest tank in the game forwards.
But luckily it goes faster backwards than it does forwards, which is always useful.
You have a tour of duty mission, claim it now.
I've already claimed it.
What does he keep telling me there?
We'll play to this T49, it's probably a good gamer on top of the hill.
No, he's not, he's a terrible gamer, just getting lucky.
Maybe I tried his heart out, wasn't enough.
What are you going to do?
Alright, let's go arch up.
As I said, this is the slowest vehicle in the game forwards, but you mostly have to
drive it backwards, so.
It's got the same gun as the Black Prince, actually, this vehicle, so it can be quite
good.
Can be quite good, he says.
Can be quite good.
It's going to take a while.
Plus zero, minus zero at tier five. Okay. What am I gonna do? Well, I don't think I'm
gonna sit at the back and snipe the heavies. They're on enough. I think I'll go and try
and support the mediums. So yeah, I know it looks weird, but I'm gonna have to drive this
thing backwards to try and make it work.
with the turbo trying to help its reverse speed it's still not fast this vehicle oh well archers
are just trying to run away from its problems like i'm trying to run away from mine man unfortunately
i can't run away from my world of tanks problems at the moment can't run away from my world
of tanks problems. What's that KV-1 doing? It's kind of scary.
The only good thing about this vehicle for a TD is like, if I need to yeet away, I can.
I can fire and if I get spotted, I can just go whoop and not be able to go backwards quickly
rather than having to go forwards.
So it's kind of a nice shoot and scoot kind of vehicle within that regard.
I could go and try and scout.
Scouting being effective use of my tank right now.
171 stand-up and a tier 5 is actually really nice.
Just to shame this thing's reticle blooms out so far.
We're getting to a position back here.
I'm going to shoot the wall down first so there's no monkey business going on and I
can actually get behind there when I need to.
Wow the arty's below me.
Oh, slow shelled.
Both shells went low, as far as I can tell.
I could have fired so many more times at that guy.
There's a difference in velocity, 800 to 1,000.
behind here, unashamed, well I got spotted, okay I gotta get out, I guess.
The turbo really helped this vehicle, previously this vehicle was incredibly slow backwards,
well forwards.
Now it's just slow forwards. Really slow.
But playable.
I can just load gold for the rest of the game. It would be easier on the shell velocity, honestly.
Got a thousand one hundred now.
Oh look at that rex could bloom in out.
The edge of my gun.
What's that stoke doing?
Nice.
Hmm.
Oh, what's that KV-1 doing?
I know this sucks, I could get spotted, but I don't have a choice.
I know there's people behind me as well, but I've got to get rid of this KV-1.
I have to.
I have to stop him from getting that flank.
That's one way to stop him.
I can turn for these bozos, gotta get into a bush in case the panther m10 spots me.
F3F4, oh no, did he already spot me?
Okay, let's just zone out here a little bit, zone out here, try to avoid the leopard, try
to avoid the self-propelled gun.
We've got a bathtub up there.
One more would do it.
Panther and Tentacle, my hit points are weighing.
I don't really know how I can do this here, I'd kinda need coated optics honestly.
I think sitting here with binoculars is probably my best bet.
I'll get shots there as they come through.
I think that's what they'll do.
if they get above me will they get above me anyway
I'm gonna take a risk
nothing to be done
we'll play to the kv-1 for pushing through
Alright, I'll take a thousand four hundred combined, GG.
Alright, let's have a go in the DBV.
Hopefully we'll get back to our winning ways after four losses.
Hopefully the pain is over and we can actually play some good tanks now.
This game can't believe this Type 57 got so lucky.
Got 45%er.
This guy wasn't even good, but his tank is just outrageous.
Did I not have off-road driving in a TS5 there, by the way?
I did.
I had full off-road driving and I was still slow.
What are you going to do?
Ah, DBV.
This could be a sniping bastard.
This map could be a fun one this game.
Up we go
Hey
I'm going to knock down some trees.
With a mind.
With a mind.
kind of failed that tree-ish. It's okay.
Now I should be okay.
Man, that thing is heavily armoured, isn't it?
How can its side-terrap be so impervious?
What's my heat like?
330 somebody knocked down another tree for me
Bloody hell
Have to be careful about running away
Oh my god, intuition failed, I didn't realise.
My reload is very long with this build, without the government.
It makes me more mobile, my vision better.
That thing's side armor dude.
I've got to be ready to run away and I can't drive into the SU.
I get just blind fired one shot.
Well fair play to you dude, that's a really good blind fire.
GG men.
Ah it's just not my day guys, is it really?
Nice shot.
To be fair, we have knocked down a load of bushes and the guy just decides to blind-fire.
Brutal.
I don't even think the SU was spotted.
I can't believe an FE-215B in the middle of the map.
He's hit three tanks now.
He's killed the Mielle, the FE-405, and now he just one-shot me as well.
That guy is definitely living a blessed life.
SU got spotted.
It doesn't matter if the SU got spotted, does it?
Because the FE is there, and so trajectory-wise.
If the SU was spotted, then he would have shot the SU.
He wouldn't have shot me.
I don't think the SU was near me, was he?
He's just blind-firing.
Fair play to him. He's got the 8,000 credits to YOLO.
Alright, let's have a go in the like-to-comfort puns, huh?
This is a lovely tier 8 with great gun depression.
Can be a fun one if you're given the right situation.
I mean, even more troll guys, look at that.
This is definitely more of a damaging map, I swear I played this map for this tank the
the other day. Got that last game.
I'm going to use the same weapon as the other one.
Just don't think I could have dodged him.
Don't think I'll be able to make it out of this.
Well...
At least I killed the Sennlach fully. Shame I didn't get the CS 52 least.
Alright, next we're gonna have a guy in the Type 4 Heavy Juto.
What is this?
2-6 Heavy?
Fine.
I completely owned that Sennlach there.
What are you gonna do?
Killed him with two shots, pretty much.
I should have had more shots into this guy though, he's misplayed by me.
Just got three shots, literally three shots.
Is that how few hit points I have?
Did I really get killed in three shots?
I thought this thing has way more hit points than that.
1150?
How do I get killed in three shots like that?
I guess it makes sense because he does 1080 damage.
I don't think battle hits is showing one of the shells.
I think I got shot by something else, and I don't think it's showing.
That doesn't make sense, this is only, this is 700, and that's 900, so I must have got
hit by something else.
Oh yeah, I got rammed, you're right.
Let's have a go in the Juto.
Juto looks like it's tier 7 actually.
This is a useless tank by the way, wasted my time to play it.
It's just a big meatball. It's just got to drive in yellow and hope your opponent suffers. No skill in this tank
Brutal
Thank you.
Sir, thanks Gallowbox.
Hello QB.
Hello dude.
What is the best way to make a tuna sandwich?
No idea.
Thank you for all your splendid content.
What is the best way to make a tuna sandwich?
Oh dude, I thought it was a dad joke honestly.
I honestly thought it was a dad joke.
your Excalibox very much with a 25 pound set. I thought it was a dad joke and now you've
asked me like a serious question. Best way to make a tuna sandwich. Best way to make
a tuna sandwich. I think a can or a tin of tuna would probably about maybe two to three
depending on the taste. Like two tablespoons of mayonnaise. I think half a small can of
sweet corn. Then I would probably add salt, pepper. Maybe finely chop some celery. Maybe
just a little bit of spring onion as well and maybe a squeeze of lemon or lime.
Then I would mix it together and then add more either mayonnaise or if you want something
a little lighter Greek yogurt just to build to get the consistency right and then I think
just salmon in a sandwich my dude that's what I would do.
If you make a lot of it you could have it one day and then put it in a sandwich another
day and then it'll be more time efficient. Thank you, Excalibur's.
Tuna's a pretty amazing protein source, so low in fat as well, but if you're adding
too much mayonnaise it kind of defeats the point of it being low in fat.
Thank you very much, Excaliburx. It's very kind of you. Thank you for the interesting question.
My gunner is not doing very well is he?
Understatement he's really not doing very well anymore.
Is my gunner all to my loader or something, or has this tank just got a longer loader?
Good try.
I could have just shot the yak pan there, honestly, but I think we're going to lose
via cap.
Maybe.
So yeah, basically can a tuna, a bit of sweet corn, finely chopped spring onion, and some
celery.
And yeah, just salt, pepper, a bit of lime, or lemon juice, maybe sortered.
Man, just when I thought, oh wow, look, I'm gonna win this plus two game, I'm not going
to win this plus two game.
S-Fax not trying to win it, does he?
the iron on is not the focus
well played to the enemy team for taking the cap and taking the center
Gigi, let's have a go. In the iron ony this is a good tank, very good tank
let's have some fun in the iron ony. Man these pole tanks today are
I thought I wanted you guys to pick me some
bangers
these are not bangers right now
we'll play to this FV215B183, he got six kills
he's a reasonably good player who just got very lucky
there you have it
that's all you have to do in World of Tanks, be a reasonably good player who gets very lucky
What's next, you know, Hermione?
Man, free to play account kicked me. Well, knocked me down and the main account is now
kicking me while I'm down, I feel.
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You'll see you've got a good spot, I'm gonna have to turn around.
Take the safe way.
ii ii ii ii, nice shot
good space to armour on this tank, should protect me from the cobra
The dip play is aggressive. Let's see if it's right or wrong.
The only thing I've got to watch out for on this tank is I actually have a very bad DPM
as far as I remember.
Borsig hit me.
kind of running out of friends behind me
I feel like I'm about to make a good trade somebody catches me
I guess I should just delay this flank.
The longer I can delay this flank, the more my team will win the other.
So let's just try and delay, getting some really good spotting over there.
I will play Borask. It's a nice assassination.
What's up Rockette?
Hello Mr. QB.
Hello.
How are we doing today?
Not good.
Hope her Sunday were great.
Was!
Had a lot of fun, went to go to the cinema and so what.
No other choice.
Which is a fantastic film, definitely recommend giving it a watch.
Brilliant film by Park Jan Wook.
Very very very very very very surprised that you can get any kind of an Oscar nomination.
probably one of the best films of last year slash this year depending on where
you you live for its release. Alright so I'm going to the Posoto. This is a tricky
to play Italian tank destroyer. These games are miserable today, dude. It's
absolutely miserable. Don't know what it is. Maybe now everyone's playing front
line nobody's playing the random queue it's casual maybe all the casuals are
farming credits and then the sweaties are left I don't know
shouldn't be the case
what are you gonna do
Alright, what are we going to do here in this tank, in this matchup?
Ummm, I'm just going to go be a Ridgeline Warrior.
This thing's actually got a really good amount of gun depression as far as I remember.
I think it's at least about 7 degrees off the top of my head.
It might even be 10 degrees, it's got a very short top.
I play this tank with the high alpha damage gun, 360, it's like an ambush ridgeline tank.
It's really weird these Italian tank destroyers you know, because they start off as these
snipers and then at tier 7 and above they become these just auto loading
brute tank destroyers.
Looks like I might only have 7 degrees in this tank.
I always thought I had more.
I thought I had 10 degrees in this tank.
Feels like it's more like seven at the moment.
All of the enemy team is just more forwards and faster and always on them.
Nice.
I don't have a med kit for my troubles.
I'm dead.
The mines are going to get one more shot before I die.
such clown games today they really are they're just pointless clown games
back to back to back pointless clown games horrendous matchmaking just one
of the worst kind of days I've ever had alright let's have a go in the caliban
this is a nice high alpha damage tank can be solid the main thing to think about
with the caliban is just to not fire the second shot unless it's an emergency
That's all there is to say really.
Pretty good map for this tank.
Take it.
First thing to realise as I said about this vehicle is, my god we won the Juto game by
the way, I have no idea how that happened.
First thing to realise about this vehicle is you don't fire the second shell unless it's
an emergency and the second thing to realize is that the gold is really the regular rounds.
Okay, so, we're on the hill, we're going to try and get opportunity shots, that's what
you can do in this tank.
It has brutal AT, but it's a challenge to be able to make it work.
One of my biggest tips in this vehicle is as much gun handling as you can get, because
even with an experimental turbo invert stab so you can see that your shell is still in this.
You have to take your chances.
The other thing that you can do is you can just tap your arky once as you come round
a corner and it makes it so your reticle doesn't bloom out.
There's a fricking donger shadow on this.
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do.
Do-do, do-do, do-do.
Ha!
Oh God.
Oh God.
I don't even understand.
This tank doesn't even have a flared.
Oh, he doubled me perfect timing as well, just perfect timing.
Well played.
I think I'm at level play.
Man this tank doesn't even have a flared!
Oh he doubled me perfect timing as well, just perfect timing, well played.
Go into that lower plane.
This guy, I can't believe he doubled me there.
Looks like I can overmatch him, but he actually raised his guns, he's quite smart.
Lost the Iron Arnie game, which is quite unbelievable considering our team won the other flank series,
but it must be outnumbered.
Looks like I have to deal with my car.
I just don't really.
I feel like this is my last shot, so I'm going to just do it.
As I said, emergency shells, you know.
Now it allows my team to maybe make a breakthrough, but look at my reload now.
It was a good idea to fire there though.
That gave me 600 tracking and 600 damage worth it.
Hopefully scare this guy off now.
That was a mistake.
Oh my god, I think I'm alive at the end of a game.
I don't think this has happened in two hours.
Crazy.
All it took was the UDES dunking two shots off on me.
I'm alive at the end of a game, it's unreal.
I've been playing for like an hour and a half on pole tanks as well.
I should see if we can catch this Nomad.
It's going to go fast and funny.
Anyway that is the Caliban.
I felt like I got very unlucky this game.
Unlucky with the 703 double.
Unlucky that I missed the U-Des at the beginning.
Unlucky that I didn't overmatch the top of the 703 turret.
Just an unlucky round.
tank it's not great but it's not bad and if you are patient with the gun it can
actually be kind of rewarding. I have no idea how we won this Juto game. I want to
see the Juto game not the Caliban game. Hold on why is it saying sorry battle
results are unavailable? How can the battle results be unavailable? It was
right here.
Okay, I have no idea how they won that game, in all honesty.
Nice bug.
Alright, TNH-1500, this is a completely irrelevant tank, it's pointless for me to play.
This vehicle, you just gotta go in and keep shooting things until you get the next tank.
Pointless vehicle.
Once again, a big thank you to you, Sir Asso, Jim, Slabhead, Tabarka, Sam, McChicken Doodle.
Schnorbitz, thank you.
Uh, yeah, just a horrible map, really, for this tank, horrendous.
This is like one of the last maps that you want to play in this vehicle, honestly.
The autoloader is just going to be a hindrance rather than a use now.
I think this is like the second time I've played Bokorokken the last half an hour.
It'd be a good time to be playing lights and mediums.
I'm sure I'm not playing lights and mediums.
Then again, I was playing a DBV, which is a lovely map, another tank for this map.
FB215B183 had something to say about that though.
This game is tough mentally today guys.
In a brutal session.
Probably shouldn't be just YOLO ink shells even if I do C-Trees fall
because now I've got 20 seconds to wait again.
You've got to be really careful about sitting here because as soon as they get there,
it's obvious what's going to happen. This is where I needed to be a little bit of an entrant.
I'm going to mark that so I can just keep the tax on it.
Rest in pieces.
I should probably turn my turret over here after that.
Wow, they're actually pushing the hill. That's very interesting.
We didn't have anyone to fend it.
I can actually keep pushing. He seems to be a bit stupid.
I need to regain that corner. That's all there is to say.
I have to drive out this guy here.
Oh my lord, that gun.
Usually somebody who pokes there gets absolutely brutalized by TDs over there, but he didn't.
of
I'm gonna tramplock the IS3 up.
What a horrible map and situation for that tank, well played to the enemy team for going
on the hill, GG.
Alright, let's have a go in the AMX 40.
Is this a good tank?
No, I wouldn't say it's good, but whatever, it's the duck, it's a classic, right?
Let's go quackers. Jesus.
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.
.
full tier 4 matchup. I miss the variety, I miss the spice.
Alright, let's go duck. To be fair, I probably should have taken the duck to go fight the
heavies. It seems a bit weird because it's a light tank, right? The wargaming actually
massively buff this thing's engine power and I think I should probably change my build away from...
I don't think I should use coated optics and use this thing as kind of like a meme scout like
I was at one point. I should probably go fight the heavies. Art is trying it. Trying his luck.
Wow, I got penned by a holy two with gold from the corner and I don't think I was even
spotted.
Wow, that's fun.
Getting one shot by a tier four premium tank destroyer.
God, I love it.
Oh. Everything that can go wrong goes wrong today.
Dude, he's like… he's like there!
But dude's like there!
He's like there!
I swear that's where he is.
He's like there.
No wonder he could get me so easily around the corner.
Unless I'm calculating this badly.
I don't need some reload.
For a couple of seconds I've got to take a shot.
Hi guys, I'm going to take a quick break for a little bit.
I'll be back in like three to five.
Hopefully we'll have some more luck when we come back.
This is such just brusel. It's just brusel today. I haven't quite seen matchmaking like this in such a long time.
I don't know man. I'm trying. I just it's it's hard to summon anything else to be right now. It really is.
Brutal guys. Brutal world tanks.
That guy's in the back.
GG.
I don't know, dude.
I somehow get one shot by one of the worst players in a terrible position, but that's
life.
Yes.
What's next?
All right, that was the 20 random tanks, and I'm going to give them a big thumbs down
today.
Like, honestly, the vehicles aren't even that bad.
I just don't know why.
see if the next 20 are going to be good. That was horrible though. I'm not going to lie.
Tough mental today. Let's have a go in the TS60. Maybe I'm the issue. Maybe it's a me
issue today. It's probably a me issue, honestly. Probably a me
issue. I don't know. Alright, 20 more vehicles this time. Let's
see how it goes. Had an orange so I can get some energy in me.
Alright, this is the TS-60, it's actually a really good side scope with quite an underrated
tank.
I like it.
I think it's a very underrated tank.
Very underrated tank, guys.
Let's go have some fun.
The question is, which angle do I want to attack from?
Go out to the siding camp, or I could go and try and build a bit more cheeky to the centre.
There's only two heavies, so... and there's an E75 and a T-54E1 in the tomb with an Aries.
So I think we have a huge advantage on this side and I think we've got to take it.
I think they're probably going to win the east or it's going to be a still mate.
But they're sent an M48 over here actually so that's interesting isn't it?
I think I need to take the fight to the enemy team.
I'm kind of worried that her rea is on that corner aiming from in here.
75
Jesus, that whole thing that I said about maybe having an overmatch on this plane, I'm
not sure I agree with that statement anymore.
I've got lots of Aries flanking.
I'm locking down this, ho-ree.
Oh, I should have had a shot there, my bad.
I see, but you're moving to support you.
I'm not exactly really going to saw you.
of
Go on, screw me hard and will you weld the tanks please.
I decided to use the repair game case my fill tanks went.
you can fire at you if you know
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Through the side of my turret, I guess?
Ah, this is a disappointing game for me, guys, honestly.
I just don't really feel like I could have quite...
Got it. I mean, I don't think I deserve to take a thousand damage from the very first shot that penned me from the 75,
but that's life. It happens. Just not my day.
Just really isn't my day.
I like... it is not my day in any shape or form.
I feel like anything that can go wrong just goes wrong.
I just can't get any momentum
So the guy hit the bar on the side of my vehicle. It's a good shot
It's the only part he could pen if he hit low then it would have ricocheted off, but yeah GG
That's a crazy pen. Look at that
My tank is angled like the the plate is like that so from this angle the plate is angled like that
It's angled like that and he must have caught just a pixel on it.
Matt set me on fire.
All right, let's have a go in the panzer seven.
This is a big old German side scraping behemoth, let's go.
It's a very, very good tank this one.
It's kind of idiot-proof, so even on a day like today where everything seems to go wrong,
it should still be able to do some good work.
Alright, let's make our way over here.
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standard rounds on this tank. 276 AP, then. It's kind of like the equivalent of 300 APCR,
right? Wow, that was a display. We really need to be winning this flank faster considering
we've just lost the other plank. It just takes so long to get rid of Tash and Rattus. They
They have so much health.
I'm impressed he was able to see my lower play considering I could only see his turret.
as far as I'm aware. Dude, if we can get back to base we can still win this. I shouldn't
be using a premium weapon. That engine sounds like it's seen better days. We'll play to
the enemy team for winning the other flank. My team should have won our flank faster.
We took far too long to get in. I don't feel like YOLOINION for me would have really done
anything apart from got myself killed
three two shoot down the corner what are you gonna do all right next up 780
cool. Is a 788 good tank? Hopefully.
Alright, well played to this Blackrock 7400 damage on the other flank, it's a great game
for you, well done dude, deserved it win.
My KR1s, to be fair they put up a fight, they did 2400 damage each which isn't bad, I think
they put up a fight, so I think it's just a GG.
Well played to the enemy team, they deserve to win that one.
Let's have a go in the 780, is this a good tank?
I don't think it's a good tank, it's an okay tank.
Alright, let's get forwards, try and harass them, that's all we can do.
The Yeagerdo is going deep. Interesting position for him. I7 wants to work the corner. Understandable.
Easy. This vehicle also has good standard M267. Very decent.
Such bad. Gold and on this tank. It almost feels like a vehicle you might as well just fire a regular.
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I want to win the high.
Can't really go in front of a badger here.
The hold down banter is a nightmare.
It would be nice if our gun depression tanks were working that rich, but to be fair they
are.
Enemies are kind of winning the other flank though, so I'm just sure I can afford to stay
chill here.
What could I do?
Cross and get the BZT here?
I think this is the plane.
Got a cross, get this BZT and then I have a different angle on him.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice. Now I can surround these guys
because they don't have any TDs above, so this is the play.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Let's get a camera.
Lepid's looking for me so I gotta watch out for that leopard.
Top 5 heavies are healthy, but that leopard's a scary boy.
Close, no cigar, my bad.
I should probably hit that.
That's where the APCR rounds are better.
Ha! He destroyed his own building, bless it!
Okay.
Maybe a momentum switch, maybe a momentum switch, guys.
We'll just call it a 7 hour warm up.
I don't really feel like I did anything spectacularly special this game.
The idea was right, but the execution was unlawful.
Alright, I'll take 6,000 damage and 4 kills. It's a good game. A good game? What is this?
We can't have a good game of World of Tanks. And I don't think I even fired any gold. Perfect.
Alright, what's up next? SPHT. Tier 9 American New Premium Heavy. It's a good one. It's more
like a medium really than a heavy tank which is nice for the vehicle. Not used
to having games like that tonight. Hopefully I can have a good game for the
SPHT so I can be able to get some more field mods. How am I doing on my field
mods on this tank? Not good kids. So many tanks to grind, so little time to grind
them in. Exactly Nordic noob, we got a ram in.
However, all your channel points disappeared, says Mzone.
Have they?
That shouldn't happen. Maybe there's just a visual bug you might do.
Alright guys, do you want to go on the inside or the outside? Inside is aggressive,
outside is safe. Safer, I should say. I'll go inside.
Ducks and Keems says, imagine if World of Warcraft came out today in the way it was in 2004.
If World of Warcraft came out today in the same way that it was in 2004, it would be
instantly way more popular than it was initially.
Because the gaming market there for the MMO has been created by WoW and subsequent games,
right?
But the problem is, is that if Lord of Warcraft was to come out now, there would instantly be people
using all the technology to be able to say like, go here, do this, make an add-on that tells you where to go
and everyone would use it and then people would just run through the content super quickly, compared to what it was.
Gaming's different now.
That's right on
Just gonna take some risks here
Good shot into my side with heat.
Can't quite get that AT-15 without getting shot right now.
I wish I had just a touch more gun depression in this tank.
I don't understand how I can't wedge my tracks and get the AT-15 here.
Can't believe it, this whole top of this tank was green there.
I've pushed them out of there so now I can go over there.
Gosh, this tank is a predator.
It's a killer duckman, how are you doing my friend?
Thank you so much, hold on my dude, give me one second please, I've just got to feel like
I've got a little bit of focus going right now.
Duckman says howdy been gone a few. What'd you call a rude duck? A duck with
quactitude. Very good. Very good. Very good. Top joke.
Really bad play there. Shouldn't have be faffin.
Yeah, that's clean.
God, this tank is dirty with those kind of shots right now.
Gun handling's so good.
Maybe I should have a level 3 experimental turbo on this bad boy.
Where's he going?
Where can I see him?
Oh no.
Where is he roughly?
Oh no, where is he roughly?
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free, it's on the house.
Very good, very good, very good, very good.
Very good.
Very good switch.
Very good switch.
Probably should get a level 3 experimental turbo on this bad boy, but I don't know.
Oh wow, that's absolute disaster.
Wow, can't believe that one flew high, but that's life.
That's how it's done.
Hold on, did I miss that shot? Or was he full health?
I can't believe I missed that shot. Did I really miss that shot?
He wasn't full health, was he? I genuinely can't believe that I missed that shot.
pretty sure he was full HP. We'll take a look anyway, see if I do 6k. It's a good game.
We'll take it. We'll see if I hit the show tech. QB Bank Banker says, have you ever
had a dream that you were a muffler or a car? Every time you wake up from that dream you
feel exhausted. Fantastic. Very good. Looks like I did hit the short tech. Yeah I did
1100. I nearly two shot him. 6000 damage there guys. Made 144,000 credits profit. Dirty,
dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty. What the hell was that like special ability thing that
that I saw over here for vehicle special ability.
Ah, I see, I see.
Dirty tank.
All right, two good games in a row.
There's no way we can have a third.
It's impossible.
I have an Ares 85, hold on.
Let's take a quick look.
How many different Ares tanks did you all vote for?
Because I might as well do a little showcase.
So I see an Ares 75.
I see an Ares 85.
I might as well do a showcase.
I don't see an Aries 90 though.
Fine, we'll do it like that then.
Jokes are better than World of Tanks matchmakers today, that's true.
Alright, PTC 78, cool.
Nice, fast, tier 11 Chinese tank destroyer, brutal vehicle.
I haven't quite got all the upgrades on it yet but I'm close.
Very, very good, very good Boris.
We'll find your diamond.
This game will be a high value hard game.
There's a little bit of a dirty trick, if when you're spotted you go to the edge of
the map, when you're unspotted sometimes people won't see that you're in a position.
And I kind of want somebody to just drive out in front of me.
It's like, Klobobin good to see you, Shark to Straw as well, how you doing?
Thanks for Jett says Legend P. Klobobin says, Synips, what tanks did you get from the last
black market?
Well, Wargaming gave all of the new tanks to the creators, so I managed to get the stone
sentinels that I had from last year. Which means that I have every single vehicle in
the game apart from... if I stay still they won't get me.
Come back any time.
Oh shit.
This game will come down to whether a high roll or low roll.
No, why did the K.O.I. should have done that?
Oh, I did not think about it.
Did not think about the K.O.I. one from behind.
Bloody hell, dude.
There's Jagdpans at E-100s.
GG to them.
Respect where respect is due.
Oh, I want to just I wanted one more shot on that Yeageroo.
If I got one more shot on that Yeageroo,
I would have been able to and possibly for all this friend.
Good god dude. Good god. My team didn't shoot them as they crossed at all. What's up with
the KR-1 and friends? They didn't shoot any Jagdpanzers they were crossing. Maybe he was
afraid of them. Oh well, just when I thought we had some momentum with two good games back
to back, nothing quite like two 170mm Germans coming after you to ruin your day, right?
I don't need master. Thank you so much to you for something for three years. He says we
Do you think that's what the yak pans that you 100s were thinking probably?
let's go for a little bit of a spotty build over on the other side
I know exactly where their light tank is now, he has to be there.
of
time and then the side of the side of the cash
What are you shooting me for, you bozo?
Right at the 392, probably being the thickest part of the bush, I'd say.
Yeah, he was.
I like the S2B1's aggression. The thing is, if we have anyone there, it doesn't work,
We don't have anyone there.
Oh, nightmare game.
I don't understand that SDRV one of these angle on his turret, maybe there's a bug going
on or maybe he actually has that kind of a positional.
I could actually kill him here if I commit to it.
Let's see how it works for you.
Lucky he has STLB friends.
I don't even know where that one went, but it didn't give me where I wanted it to go.
I don't understand how that one bounces, but okay.
I guess it's because I've got a borked gun right now.
It's a shame my DVV can't hit the SCRV, that's the one I really need him to hit.
Oh, that's a bad player overcooked it, my bad.
Oh, close game, close game, close game.
Oh, to be fair, the DBV did actually hit the STRV, I think.
I got 860 spotting on the STRV, so I think he did hit him.
Man, if only my gun wasn't busted.
close game this one. As long as this Aries stays alive and keeps the DBV there, my team
should be able to start to make some progress on the other side of the map. There's a really
close game though. This Aries is hopefully very healthy, gonna make some plays. I wonder
if he realises it's just never ever gonna be anyone there, is there? Should be a win.
Alright, let's have a go in the KV-2R, a classic let's go.
I lost this PTC game, but we'll play to the Jagdpanzers, I respect their push play.
It was aggressive, and while they only did 3000 damage between them, it was the push
play that the team needed to do.
This guy I wanted to do bad after he missed the first shot on the Yeageroo, but really
I think I was just cooked either way.
Alright that was the M48, now it's time for the KV-2 as I was saying.
Is the KV-2 R a good tank?
Sure it is.
Nice premium double, at least a double barrel, but really just big alpha.
Rockat once again, thank you so much to you.
Hold on, I'm so confused.
Rocket, you've subbed it Tier 1 and then four minutes later you've subbed it Tier 2.
I'm so confused. If you just upgraded your sub-rocket I very much appreciate it.
It's very kind of you. Thank you. Master it as well.
And Paziel as well. Good to see you. I'm gonna go mid into the alleyway and
fight it out. Let's go.
Wow!
That's a spicy matchup.
I was gonna get the best plate here.
Alright guys, time to make some 700 alpha damage shots, at least that's the goal.
Sometimes you've got to be a bit creative with a gun like this.
Oh, there's going to be no ambushes while I'm proxy spotted, so it sucks.
is just looking down the corner.
Oh, a bit of a stalemate. Will I just camp?
I'll just let the game become a 50-50, maybe.
I think I can try and find an angle on this T29.
Chopper doubled, I think.
What a shame.
Okay, Tiger, just chill out, dude. What are these two tigers doing? Oh, my sweet God,
you got me hit there, Mr. Tiger. What were you doing? You didn't need to do that. You
were completely safe.
Fucking Tiger, just stop this! Just, oh, just stop this! You're getting me farmed for no
purpose!
Fat German donkey tank dude. Look at those shots onto the top of my tank. It's an overmatch as well.
Well played to the enemy team. They didn't do a good job in taking the fights first.
I think the only part I can pen on that T29 is his nipple, I think, with this gun from the front.
It's got me proxy spotted, I do.
Why have you gone so far back?
Why are they hiding up there?
Oh, I should have fired there. Oh, what was I thinking? I should have fired again. Well,
that game is frustrating, guys. Frustrating, man. If this guy doesn't have 45% wins, I
don't know what I'm talking about. 45% wins because he's so bad that he also just gets
his allies killed as well. Such an awkward position for the KV-2.
Alright now we're going to have a go in the LTC-2. I recently bought this thing for a
crap load of bonds after getting gold in onslaught and I can tell you it's actually not an exciting
tank. I was super hyped up for this thing. You know me, I love my walker bulldog back
in the day. And I thought to myself, ooh, a walker bulldog with a more alpha damage?
Sounds good, right? But the more I play it, the more that I'm just disappointed with myself.
I'm very disappointed with myself.
This map could be quite interesting then. Good opportunities.
that's a lot of scary tanks
Very interesting, blind fire is there.
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I've seen you a long time to reload this bad boy.
Eris says you are one of them leaving one side open and still going mid. Sorry what?
I didn't leave any side open, I literally got to the front, spotted their advance, fell
back, created a fantastic spotting location and I spotted half of the enemy team for like
5 minutes. He tried ramming, yeah I think he wanted the ram. Number 2 on damage, number
1 on xp. Tried my best in that last game, what are you going to do? Yeah basically looks
like they had a pretty good platoon here. 55%, 57%. Was this platoon good as well? Yeah,
give me managed to put two sweaty platoons on the same team wonderful yeah
yeah yeah gone what what my platoons like yeah great what's this platoon like
yeah great to be fair that you four was pretty good he didn't play like he was
good this guy was pretty good he didn't play like he was good this guy was pretty
good but once again he didn't even fire a shot he just sat there and just took it
I don't understand why he didn't fire a shot but fair play to you good stuff
Very fun matchmaking. I love this game.
Let's have a go in the Kanonen Yak Panzer with the 105.
Is this a good tank? No, it's really not, but whatever.
Let's play it.
Oh wow, that's some deep vision. There must be a light tank in that bush then for sure.
Oh, come on, World of Tanks.
Oh, please, for the love of God, just go home, Shell.
Oh, this is still such a shit tank for this matter, it really is.
Why did I get the first good matchup of the day?
Literally, today, the only two good match-ups I've had, like where I've been a top-tier
tank, one I played the DBV and the other I played this tank, and I had to have all of
the enemy light tanks do exactly the right things, get forwards, and my tank just doesn't
behave.
Such an awful vehicle it really is.
A non-targeted sniping tank in 2026 against OP tanks like ELC-V90s.
Pointless dribble, let's move on, waste of my time.
Alright, now we've got a good tank coming up, the Astrone Rex, wonderful, let's go.
place the ELC even 90 for getting forwards, nothing I can do about that.
This is a good tank, yeah Astron Rex is great. I've got better, and Lembeck's exactly the
same, I'm just gonna play the Lembeck because it's got better equipment on and I don't have
to faff.
Now, back in a tank that has some reasonable armor against Tier 2, I'm going to take full
gold here because they match up.
Let's get forwards, take the fight to the enemy.
Luckily the weak point actually counts as a viewport, so I can, I believe it does anyway.
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.
I'm pretty sure that it counts as a view point, so I can just hopefully bait with my weak
point like this.
Astron Rex is almost like a, it's a bit like a char future for it, right?
It's actually a phenomenal tank.
No one really plays it or thinks about it though, I guess because it just doesn't have the burst
damage.
If you want to have that sexy burst damage involved, tell me what you need.
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Even though I've got one left, I'm going to start reloading now.
I just wanted to try and make sure they won't get all in me.
We wish this had a little bit more horsepower on top speed.
We tried using an experimental turbo on it.
Well, it was 3,100 combined.
I felt like the game was just very short and I wanted it to go on. I think I could have had a lot more fun if the game had gone on a little bit longer.
The intricate reload seems a little bit too slow.
Let me just clarify, you all saying these things about the Astrone Rex just shows that you probably haven't considered that statistically it's probably one of the stronger vehicles inside the game.
Sure, its intro clip is long, sure it doesn't have the best engine power, sure it has a
little bit low pen, but it still does very well even with all of those weaknesses, and
if they adjusted those weaknesses then things would get nutty on the tank.
That's the bottom line.
I got my first Maricopter, 47 games in this tank.
Very strong vehicle.
Alright, let's have a go in the STK2s.
Tier XI Japanese Heavy.
I don't think it's a great tank, but I think that there are worse tanks that you could probably play.
Although when I think about it, I probably think that the Contriver is a little bit better.
And that's saying something considering the Contriver isn't exactly...
...a design.
Let's get this show on the road!
Oh, wow.
Gotcha.
Okay.
I can't get that guy, it's my weak point and it's exposed to him, this is a nightmare
fight.
Okay, Miss Kale 1, you go do your thing.
Perfectly aimed, best accuracy gun, shell just completely whiffs for zero reason.
Insane dude, oh that's not cool.
help me please help me please
start with drill how I'll a frick am I ever gonna withdraw from this situation
my dude. Oh that's good isn't it? Oh god help me.
one shot him.
You can go hold down on me now if he's got brains.
He should just drive straight forwards and go there.
He should just drive straight forwards and go there.
Drive forwards and go there, dude.
Yeah, cool.
It looks like he saw it.
You know what?
I'm happy with making the best out of a bad situation here.
You know, shit happens, sometimes a KL1 in an Aries is going to flank you, and he did.
But they're both dead, and one of my teammates is still alive.
Also shout out to this FV215B183 for seeing reason, and coming back to be able to get
that cross shot.
That was good, GG.
There's a chance we can win this one now.
All right.
Talk about one-shots.
So let me go play the FE-405 ourselves.
I got one shot by an FE-215B-183 today in my DBV, and then I just saw one absolutely
theCynicalWeeb I'm not sure
Think about where I go.
I might go dip.
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Yeah, a dirt tank with nothing to lose is a dangerous tank.
It's safer to go into the dip and go around.
I'm just going to look for opportunities here, in all honesty, and I can go up this way.
All of that just to avoid me driving from there to there, but I think it was worth it.
Sometimes you got to make those tight plays in World of Tanks, right?
Well, I can't push the Tashenratt, I can't push the KR-1.
I don't think the event has happened yet, has it? Did the event happen?
I don't remember the event happening.
What did I hit? Did I just miss? I guess I just missed.
unless the s2k2 game was a shame
Bastards. Triple bastards. Almost everything for that, my god, that's unfair.
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what a great game
If only I'd hit that 1-2-1.
It's time to invest my final 50 hit points.
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What a cursed day today dude, it's an absolute cursed day, a horrendous matchmaker today.
What did I hit? I must have hit his like gun or something or his turret. I did 300 damage
to the broadside of his vehicle dude, so unlucky. I was robbed in this game guys, not
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in an hour and a half, good times to take a break, Jesus Christ this game sucks dude.
I'm trying so hard man, it just doesn't work, it just doesn't work for me.
I'm trying so hard, it might need to take a little battle hit to where that shell went.
Let's see where I hit that one through one.
What a tough day.
Yeah, I guess I hit his turret ring rather than his side armour.
I'm literally one pixel away from hitting his side armor and doing a thousand seven hundred damage.
I was robbed.
Absolutely robbed.
What's next?
G-Saw.
One thousand and eight.
Cool.
I'm close to getting my mark on this thing as far as I remember.
I'm only at ninety.
Shit.
I guess I'm not that close to getting my mark.
Lol.
Lol!
I like planes he he first on chastiskey be thoughts on cars made by Volvo
Well, apparently they've got a good safety record right those Swedish cars
I'm not really a big car expert to be honest with you man. I've had one car for 21 years, and that's it
Hi guys, where am I gonna go?
Gonna make my way towards the east I think
Volvo is Chinese, is it Chinese now?
Is it changed hands?
You used to be Swedish, right?
Still rocking the Punto, dude.
It's eternal.
China's own, but still made in Sweden.
Ah.
Good investment.
All right this vehicle, 1,280 damage in six seconds.
It's going to make it work.
I'm going to go get forwards.
I just want to play some games today.
areas if you're gonna block me like a cock Jesus Christ you just hold the line
you stop me from being able to get across got me shot twice by that Jake
Coyle hate people who reverse around you like that
I probably done it with a few people at the time he used to get forwards and use
his bloody depression to be fazed and he got seven. This guy's reloading. That is what
this mag does. Nasty tank right guys. Tank destroyed by the way. Weasel artillery gamer
at the back. That means I'm on one shot now for quite a few vehicles. Sucks. XM saw me.
Good.
Art is on reload, so I can probably make a play.
I think I switched to a gold mag here.
Dude, I'm so used to playing the ASXX on my free-to-play account today, so I was thinking
like will I have to turn my turret and lock my hull and everything that is a
gun oh my god ISU shuts me down from the back of the map what a gun that is
dude it's a shame that the meta is getting so quick the tanks like this
just don't have a chance to reload multiple times you know the man that is
a gun. Once you get the rotation device and the experimental turbo, dude it's
brutal, brutal tank, really brutal. Alright now we're gonna have a go in the
triumphant. This is a British medium clone of the Centurion action 10 so that
you can have to grind more experience and pay more gold and do this and do that.
But on the other hand, good for having it for maneuvers. It's a great tank for
man I love having to grind a tank again without vision system exhaust makes me so happy inside
Alright, because I don't have a vision system, I'm not making my way south, instead I'm
going to make my way north and try and fight the heavies on the ridge line that's going
to be the best play for me, but if I had a vision system I'd have probably gone south
and try to fight. At 10 degrees of gun depression up here should be fairly good. I want to get
that FE2 on 5B103 out for various reasons. Oh shit dude, okay sorry. I know it's tricky
for you on this ridge line but I need to try and get this goon. Honestly the IS-7 shouldn't
even really be up there. I appreciate his efforts but um... He should... he can't use this position
with only that amount of pressure, but it looks like they're just gonna rush anyway.
Welcome to World of Tanks in 2026.
I can't use this position anymore, why did I just rush?
Interesting.
AFK tanks, don't say no.
I hope I don't get banned.
I'm shooting the FK tanks, hee hee, haha.
What does that mean, Mova now?
Wow, I swear that went through his turret, but whatever, maybe there's a little lag on
the server today. Wish it so I did.
It's going to copy faster we feel, Monts. It's not slow though.
I'm going to call it slow.
Can I pen the structure with 105? I think I can.
Oh my god, what was that?
Yonk.
Yonk.
What an absolute shitty game of plus zero, minus zero. World of Tanks, Drivel. AFK tank.
Two minute round.
Triumphant dude, it's just a word.
I'll take 7k and 4 kills.
You didn't think I'd make it with this game?
Sure, fair play, fair play.
Is this tank a RISK Incentury in Action 10?
Yes it is.
And the CDS has still got 2,000 Vowner's assistance.
To be fair, it was 1,300 tracking on the side of that IS-7.
You know what, we've probably got some tanks that actually need to get experience on coming
up so let's do it.
Close game, close game, close game.
Do you have the flip or fold?
What does that mean?
You mean talk about phones?
No, I just have a phone that doesn't flip, it doesn't fold.
Oh, nice.
What field mods does this tank get?
I swear it gets like a bit of speed.
I'm definitely going to reduce, I'll get 2 kilometers an hour.
I'll get the suspension repair speed.
I don't really care so much about the durability.
I mean this would be nice for 5 seconds.
This would still be higher but I don't get tracked so I think that would be best.
So when we take this, a bit of camo, for this one we take the view range of that, we take
the monitor ability.
Um, cool.
What's next?
Man's Corp.
I'll be honest with you guys, I don't really like this tank, I think it's pretty toxic
for the game and it's an unenjoyable and inspired thing to play, but you know.
It's quite a nice map.
Hi guys, Manticore O'Clock, what are we going to do?
I always like to play south on this map, I think south is the most important thing to
play.
We're in the south and then you usually crush the game, so that's what I'm going to do.
Try to find some angles.
Wow, that's a dirty angle, isn't it?
I'm reloading, huh?
Okay, so first, plan of action, as I said, is to win this position.
Once I win here, I can get.
team are rolling. Now they're back to back blocking each other, kind of cute. They're
looking like they want to run I'll show you there's no play ball
It's just so uninspired, guys. So uninspired. They really are. It feels like it's just one-sided
crapfests. Plus zero, minus zero. Well actually, to be fair, this has got some tier elevens.
How many tier elevens did this game even have? Was it three? Three tier elevens? I mean,
that's still better than no. That's still better than plus zero, minus zero, but three
tier elevens, you know?
Wow. I love getting one shot while ducking and weaving and going over objects and everything.
love it well great shot by that fv 405 it's a good shot I had to get forwards to
get the WZ 1321 out of here you remember just earlier I was playing on this
map and I sat there and got like 4,000 spotting or whatever it was a crappy
game in the end man. 2700 combined should be an easy win though. SHOULD be I say.
Alright now we're going to have a go in the tug.
It's a fun one, let's go and enjoy.
Crazy map this is for the tog.
Guess I'm crying.
I couldn't have got a worse map for the tog.
Literally.
I got the worst map you could ever have for the tog I think.
God
Hey, well
And I'm spotted already just couldn't be worse. It's a freaking nightmare
It's an actual it's an actual nightmare
today's just
It's just so dirty, dude. What a dirty day just this game today, honestly, man
So dirty to have that super chaffy just YOLO in and then have all of the snipers above like what?
What do you even meant to do at this stage? At least I'm spotting a Juno. Oh
God clown fiesta 101. Oh, well, I don't got two hundred hit points. I'm fine, right guys. I'm fine
Why go down and not go straight along your ridge?
Wow, why did I go along the ridge then I don't get to do anything this game?
If people who sit over here just don't do anything I'm not going to play a sniper.
It's just unfortunately all of the vehicles that could have gone into a position to mess
with me went into a position to mess with me.
I don't even understand how I get spotted there, it's just a KVT on the other side.
Okay, let's wrap our way over here.
Oh, lovely, there's an FV304 on the enemy team as well, to add to the spice.
I can't actually hide inside this game.
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I just wanted to speedrun adrenaline rush guys. That's what I wanted to do. Oh Jesus Christ
I'm outspotting this 5916 this is hilarious
I've actually found a place where the
can't get me
HA HA!
All it takes is an-
an aqueduct archway! I'm safe!
Oh my god, dude.
This game right now, man.
This game, honestly, it's like 10 out of 10 troll, it really is.
I'm spotted again! How is this even possible?!
There must be like a 252 up there or something, it's the only way!
Oh, look where he is! What a total twat bag!
Right through the middle of the map, dude.
Oh god dude.
Oh.
Oh this game.
Dude what a troll existence this is honestly.
What a troll existence this is.
Oh.
I mean this game, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good god.
I love getting one shot, to be fair he's pretty sweat.
Ahhhh, I do want to be 5.
Good tank this one.
Have I not got the accelerated crew training on?
I don't.
I should have Accelerated Crew Training on, shouldn't I?
It's not like there's going to be another Tier XI that comes from this tank.
Or do you think there would be?
Do you think I should uncheck Accelerated Crew Training just in case another Tier XI
comes from this tank?
They won't do multiple Tier XI's from the same Tier X, would they?
That would be pretty wild.
some pretty what if
I'll go mid-rich.
Good work.
Yeah, okay.
My KR1s are gonna do the...
I support the KR1s, I think it's a good play, but I'm not going to go north if they're doing that.
Sanctu the man says, five years from now you'll remember this moment, Kiwi. I really won't.
What I will remember today is what I was walking through this morning.
I saw a friend who's gone.
Greyhounds. Just adopted one more. Oh my Lord, guys.
He didn't pen me. And holy crap, I tell you what, Greyhounds are absolute sweeties. They
are.
Fucking sweats, why are my TDs helping me?
I tell you what, if my TDs were awake they could have absolutely blasted him, but they're
all there sitting looking over there.
I used to think Greyhounds are a bit weird looking, or spindly and weird, like rats with
four legs.
Now I appreciate Greyhounds are absolute sweeties.
They're fast?
Yes, it's not about them just being fast.
the speed is the asset that they're used for racing. They're actually like big
sweetie things.
I read this map pretty well. Didn't read that though very well.
577 HE up above. I'm really happy with how I saw those KL1s and created a plan. I think
really good. Anything I did wrong is I kind of lost a few too many hit points
willy-nilly. That's what a tank's for you.
Oh, herche. I should have aimed for that, my bad. Good kill, herche. Careful, well done.
Once again, another pointless game of the world of tanks. At least I saw how the game was developing.
I don't know, man, guys. I'm just trying to figure out why the game feels like it's faster.
Obviously there are multiple reasons why. Like, having a tank like the Ares come in, which is just big DPM, you know,
know, and big effective DPM is pretty gnarly, right? But I think there's also like a load
of things. Do you think this guy knew that his anonymized name was Snoopy Oral? Sometimes
I wonder what like anonymized names I get Snoopy Oral. Okay, we've had cocaine Hitler
and all of that, Chaz. Sneaky Jew. Like, what kind of more anonymized names can wargibbing
have? Like, you think they'd have an AI system which goes over their anonymized names and
takes a look to see what is good and what is bad for a world of tanks game, you know
what I mean? Good God. Who was the one who spotted me? Was it the T-52? He got a thousand
spotting this guy got a thousand seven hundred he's probably the one who got me
alright guys now it's a little bit of a airy showcase you know I'll just do all
the airies tanks as well because you seem to like them so much let's do all
the airies tanks alright we'll start with the tier 8 airies 75 I'm still
missing field mods on this tank actually I'm missing research on this tank I need
20k for the tracks lol. Keep making hers. You like them too, Kibi. What? The Anonymized
Names. Or you mean the Aries.
Da-da-da-da-da...
Da-da-da-da-da-da...
We'll see the Aries 90 as well...
Do-do-do...
Do-do-do...
Oh my God. 41 tanks!
41 tanks!
So I can fight the heavies or the mediums.
Both are valid tactics.
What's up Aurora?
How you doing?
You had a whip in the past best dog ever?
I don't know, I always thought, I always thought like Greyhounds were a bit weird, but yeah.
My friend recently got a retired Greyhounds, who's about four or five years old I think?
Something like that?
And he's an absolute, he just wants cuddles, attention, love, amazing.
He's an absolute sweetie.
She only just got him so she's going to have to wait for a little while before she can
and let him have a run, but I can't wait to see him run.
Retired.
Retired because Greyhound was used for racing.
Do you think we'll give me tries to make the game shorter and shorter?
I do agree with you.
One of the maps that was slower had just been changed.
I'm wondering if I need to try and go via the heavies.
I should already be using an experimental turbo on this tank as well, not a regular turbo.
I guess we'll take our time here.
Maybe it's all giving, doing what they think they need to stay relevant, so you think the
game needs to get faster to stay relevant?
of
the
We must keep moving.
What does hoch hoch mean?
Does it mean like chop chop?
Good trade.
It wasn't that bad.
This gun is very disappointing compared to the other guns.
This gun is very disappointing compared to the 10 and the 11.
Very disappointing compared to the 10 and the 11.
It's fair I'm getting a lot of spotting right now with all these goons trying to shoot me.
There's a vintuint at the back of the map as well that we have to watch out for, but
Can I really watch out for things right now?
Ah, I died for it.
This is actually a great game though, I'll take 4200 combined for this tank any day of
the week.
So what did we find out about this vehicle?
Sure, if it gets to shoot at a Borsig with HE it's good, it gets to shoot at the side
of a tank at short to mid ranges it's good.
This armor is okay as well.
Um, yeah.
I think Wargami wants to cater to a different audience with the faster pace, but this audience
is not interested in water tanks in the first place.
I've summed it up very right.
Did you get chat banned, Malgus, or did you get banned banned?
Got chat banned for 15 days. Oh well.
Be careful, if you don't change your ways they might permaban you on chat, so just be careful mate.
What the heck was that RHM doing solo? I guess he was seeing that his team was losing the
southern flank and so wanted to make a play.
I'll take that, boost.
I'm happy with the game.
It's a good game.
I think I can get the final upgrade.
Hooray!
I'm there. Purchasing mount. Good. Might help a little bit. What's next? Oh, this is an
Aries Tech Tree Showcase and all that. Now it's the tier 9 time. Alright, the tier 9.
It's basically the same tank, but just a little bit bigger. I should do a little showcase
America. And then America. So your alpha's gone up, which is nice. Aim time accuracy
is better, reverse speed is a bit better, power to weight is better, armor is better,
your engine's better. It's just a little better. Hooray.
Well this map, I guess I gotta YOLO south and hope they suck. That's my tactic. I'm
not gonna go fight the heavies. Has anyone noticed a distinct lack of heavies in the
game right now. Like a while ago all of the heavies, sometimes there are like 10
or 12 of them in a game, but now the heavies disappearing. I don't understand
why. Is it because everyone's done grinding them? I think everybody's
grinded the KR1 and everyone's grinded the... everyone's finished grinding the KR1
and the Tashen Rutter and now they're just moving on to other things. Maybe the
People who came back with all the tanks with the free tier 10s have got board.
To be fair, a lot of people are grinding Aries and that might increase the amount of people playing Aries tanks for a while.
It might increase the mediums.
This guy in the platoon.
This guy's gonna get a surprise.
Christmas is cancelled.
Dude, whoever came up with the idea for this voice acting is just, I just don't even know what to say.
This tank feels better than the tier 8.
I think Wargaming actually did a very good job with balancing the texture on the way up.
I actually got out-traded there.
Jesus Christ. This guy's voice acting is pretty extreme on the auto cannons, isn't it?
I'll piss off. Bro, I'm just constantly permaspotted right now.
Oh.
Eegg, eegg, eegg, how am I even meant to say that?
Eeg-dra, eeg-draaaas-lisk.
Eeg-draas-lisk.
What is that?
Some kind of God's Baskalisk or something.
Eeg-draas-draas-lisk.
That's a really hard word to say in English.
Eegdrasilisk.
That's a Swedish word.
What does it mean?
Oh, it's an eegdrasilisk, is it?
I know Yggdrasil is from North's mythology, but I have no idea what Yggdrasil is.
Or is it just a different way of writing Yggdrasil?
Oh, it's just Yggdrasilisk, is it?
What's- what does the isk at the end mean?
Oh, Idrisil, SK for...
Wait a minute, have you put SK in your name?
Oh, Slovakia is it?
Okay, sure, makes sense.
clown games continue. So it's just use yourself from Slovakia. That's pretty
cool.
We'll keep boosting.
How am I doing on everything on this tank?
Oh my god, I had no idea.
version that I was playing of this tank is not even close to how good this vehicle is
going to be. Oh my god I have the gun unlocked and I never purchased it! What the frickity
frick dude! I've been playing this tier 9 without the better gun! How many games have
I played! Two! Okay, that's not so bad. Whoops. Okay, anyway.
Gotta have to admit that Krampus was just awful, really was. I just have to go in the Ares 90 now.
again it's just got a little bit better everywhere it's just got a little bit
better guys that's what happened we're giving used to make tanks different up
the tech tree now it's just like we're gonna create a tank at tier they're all
the fecking same when you think about it they're just like a little bit better
and a little bit better and a little bit better and a little bit better and a
little bit better it's like dude it's just just what why you know there's no
imagination there's no originality I think the biggest difference between the
tier 9 and the tier 10 is this one has like two extra degrees of gun depression
I don't think it's chat GBT tanks I just think they just go okay this is what we
want the tier 11 to be now we have to fill in a tech tree leading up to it so
Let's just then change the statistics, basically.
I feel like they just changed the statistics in just an unimaginative way as well.
I feel like it's one real tank stretching to four tanks. That's a good analogy, Professor of Goodness.
I'll train that T7 heavy there's pretty criminal honestly.
Oh please.
Poggers.
Poggers!
1,500 damage oh my god this tank when it gets to unload all those glass cannons is so satisfying.
Now I want to kind of play the tier 9 again because I didn't realize I wasn't using the
top gun!
Like I think the tier 9 might actually be a lot better than I thought.
I've been using that stock gun.
Yeah, this tank is so much nicer with the gun depression, makes a huge difference.
Three kills for Baby.
KV-3 all over again, ah, done.
Nah, but the KV-3 is painful because I literally play through the entirety of the KV-3.
Dude, I need to 300 damage to the distance. Uh-oh.
Sometimes these shells hit when it doesn't even look like they're hitting, and sometimes they miss when it looks like they really should be hitting.
It's just an imagination tank, isn't it?
You just got to believe guys.
I don't think I can go down and farm them.
Oh I have a cooked it.
Feck.
Stupid.
I'm quite happy though I hit that WZ there
four times with those that lead. That was pretty good lead.
Very good lead, but unfortunately, even though it was good lead, it was uh...
Jesus, this game is close.
They could attack mid now, couldn't they?
Shit.
of
shot
keep these going for reload
I don't know why the Jackal wasn't going there.
I think that Jackal should have shot the 2-7 heavy there.
What's he waiting for?
He ain't going to win unless you play.
He's trying to bait them into the 50 beers.
that way he's doing well I'm happy with my 5000 combined would be nice to win it
What are you going to do?
Well, Jack, I'll just decide to give up the hell, but to be fair, he's pretty cooked anyway. What are you going to do?
Ugh.
Alright, that was the tier 10, that's how I got into tier 11.
This is the pinnacle of the tech tree.
The pinnacle.
fun tank.
I'm trying to get things moving, he says.
of
of
one out of nine. Okay, at least they left. Just don't know a while ago, honestly.
I'm thinking about stealing hill here.
I think I can steal hill and farm the queen's pizza.
Oh, I'm getting so good at sneaking up there, man.
So good at sneaking up there.
I didn't even get spotted by the Ares on the other side.
Do you think I can go HE on the top of the Buitskivitsa?
Probably should go HE, honestly.
I think I can sneak the whole way and get above him without him noticing.
I might go HE here and just pummel the top of his tank.
I shouldn't have overcooked it.
Oh, why does the event happen now?
Well shite.
Oh, fuck my life.
Four played Manticore, I respect that.
I'm really respecting what this Manticore's doing.
Does he not leave the hill?
Oh my god, these guys, gamers, you're so good, man.
You know what?
I don't give a shit anymore, I'm just gonna see if I can get this manticore before I die.
I don't think I can.
Well played, manticore.
He's an absolute gamer.
I respect you very much, Mr. Manticore.
GG.
Absolute little weasel.
Don't make it down here.
You know what GG?
The way that manticore just kept like harassing me.
You know what, what we saw here was just the epitome of this game today.
Honestly, just...
I think I played this game for 9 hours, I'm not gonna, like, what did I play, Frontline
for about 3 hours or something?
I probably played the Random Queue for 6 hours today and I don't think there's any other
way to say this, I don't think I had fun one time, apart from when the, I think the only
time I had fun today was when the Caliban made a shadow that looked like a cock on Himmels
Dorf. Literally. I don't know. Maybe I'm the issue. It's hard to say. What played to this
Manticore? Yeah, he's a good player. He did a good job, GG. And I couldn't stop this Aries
from just doing what he wanted. That Manticore just ruined my game. What played to him? Yeah,
I just don't know what there is to say, really. I just don't think the game is very good at
the moment. Well, good means got a big problem. The Chacal gave it a good go. I would have
I would like to have seen him maybe create a crossfire with me a little bit better, but
GG.
I think Wargaming has a really big problem guys, honestly.
Just my opinion, I think the matchmaker is unenjoyable, uninspired.
I think the game is in a really bad state with the loss of assault and encounter, and
I very much fear for the longevity of the game in this state.
Sure, we've got player numbers going and doing their little grinding in front line.
But day one front line grinding isn't going to be happening all the time, you know.
Really worried.
Just very fast, one-sided games, uninteresting.
Organics matchmaker 2.0 has clearly failed in my opinion.
At least that's how I feel, at least a bit worried.
Bit worried, guys, a bit worried.
Anyway, ladies and gents, boys and girls, that is going to be it for me today.
I'm pretty sure El German Intelligencia is hopefully going to be streaming already.
So I'll be reading El German if he's streaming, if he's not streaming, then I find somebody
else to read.
Thank you all very much for coming along, appreciate you.
I'm going to be taking the day off tomorrow.
I'll be streaming on Wednesday again,
some more new drops.
Appreciate you all dropping by.
Sorry that the games weren't very good today.
I tried, I really did, I tried.
I hope you were still able to learn a thing or two
about the tanks.
Yeah, appreciate you all dropping by.
If you want even more terrible content right now,
you can go hit up my YouTube channel.
I'd also like to highlight that Chrome Chaos
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in Tanya Platooning and Tanya going apparently full attack dog mode then that's there so
go check it out. Or if you want to go and check out any of the videos I've made especially
the tank reviews of all of the new vehicles, all the airies, reviews, all the Hushkafe
Masterclass, they're all there. Appreciate you. Have a lovely rest of your evening everyone.
enjoy enjoy enjoy if you haven't finished your drops don't worry i'm pretty sure
well i'll be able to raid arena um yes i can see german is streaming already so that's good news
it's a german streaming so i'll raid german you can finish your drops there i'll see you
all on wednesday guys peace out have a good one catch you on wednesday for another stream
Ahhhh, World of Tanks, you beat me today.
But I will challenge you once again to a duel on Wednesday, yes.
That's the only way to do it guys, just duel the World of Tanks on a Wednesday.
Did it, did it, did it, do?
I'm going to show you how to
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