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02-09-2026 · 9h 25m
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, what is up? It's Monday. Hope you all had a lovely weekend, whatever you got up to.
Uncle Scrubs took the full weekend off. My mom's birthday. We had a party for her on Saturday.
Yeah, it's nice to see the family. Yeah, good to spend some time with her.
And then on Sunday, what did I do? I played quite a lot of Hades
I'm actually really enjoying Hades right now. It's a
Yeah, real fun game actually not gonna lie
Really enjoying the first Hades. I know that was released during like 20 20 or something
During COVID. Yeah, I never got to play it
I just I picked it up on some kind of sale last year and I've Tanya gave it a firm recommendation
Yes, it's very good. I have more or less kind of completed it now. I think, I don't know, I think it took me about like 20 hours all in all to do most of it, but as any of you who have played it will know this quite a lot later on that you have to get up to.
So yeah, we're doing that anyway. I'm having a lot of fun with it enjoying it good times good times all around
Back to the world of tanks today also me and tenor playing through divinity 2
I
Think we're starting to get close to the end of act one. I think we're like level 7 or something like that
Got into the keep web with brackets and all of that. So yeah
Yeah, just had a good time
Yeah, I had a nice couple days off ready to hit it up this week. I'm trying to think what my streaming schedule is going to be this week
This week's a bit of a weird one
It's going to be Monday Thursday Friday Saturday, I believe Monday Thursday Friday Saturday
So if any of you don't have a date for Valentine's Day, well
You best get trying try and find someone quickly none only joking. I'm gonna I'm gonna be streaming on the Saturday
So yes, so I'll be here on Valentine's Day.
There's a chance that tenure might be coming along
on the Saturday.
That'll be fun if that's the case.
If not, I just, I don't know,
play some goblin tanks.
So yes, that's what I'm gonna get up to, one second.
So yes, this is what Uncle The Scrubs
has been getting up to this week.
What's it was is there's two weeks of maneuvers left now right not maneuvers
Sorry onslaught there's two weeks of onslaught left
So yeah, you're gonna have to get on that
I think today I can pop a premium day by just playing one game of onslaught I think
So let's pop over on to you two and play a game of onslaught arena. Um
Yes, my stream schedule this week is going to be Monday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Most likely Friday, almost certain Friday. Monday, Thursday, Friday will be good.
Monday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday will be good this week.
Woof, woof, woof, yes, yes, yes, I know, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I think I've prepped on slot to only need one game to get a premium day again.
Yes.
I might do it again, actually.
I might prep it and then pop it on Thursday and then I can enjoy on Thursday and Friday.
maybe okay let's let's let's do some dirty onslaught guys let's do some dirty
onslaught let's do some dirty onslaught what is dirty onslaught he says what is
dirty onslaught mr. cubius sounds very exotic dirty onslaughts yeah let's just
get these weeklies done I'm actually quite far behind oh snap that's not
good I'm three weeks behind all right well let's catch up a week at least that
means I'm gonna have to do three weeks next week that's a lot of onslaught guys
yeah old pole tanks sorry about that there will be pole tanks later on today
though that's a lot of onslaught let next week is the final week isn't it
it's only effectively like two two weeks left the eternal myth says why
streaming on Valentine's Day I figured you'd have a whole date-day planned. You'd
figure I have a whole date-day planned. Wow. Every day's a date-day. Every day's a
date-day. Every day's a date-day. All right what am I doing here with my life?
let's go oh oh oh free loose you can't even spell lose mate you lose that
This guy can't even spell lose right?
That was faster.
Slow!
Seven for me!
Ha ha!
Get wrecked dude!
Oh my god!
Slow!
Slow!
Can't even spell looser!
Oh!
Seven for me!
Oh god get fucked oh look you can actually get banned for doing that.
Ah you can't even, can't even do that lol.
Oh god what an embarrassment you are.
What an embarrassment you are.
What a pathetic noob you are.
Fricking pathetic noob.
Oh my god hilarious dude.
What an absolute little pathetic noob.
Can't even abuse physics correctly.
I could have let him push me out and then he would have been banned from onslaught.
Oh man.
Oh this week started off spicy hasn't it?
This week started off spicy my dudes.
Oh it's a wheat scavita.
why is the can opener pushing well the can opener had to do is just chill
literally all he had to do is just chill
of
I got to go invest my hit points otherwise I'll lose
I wish I shoot
whoops, whoops, gg, look at this moron, imagine that you could have tried to win the game
sitting out there with no hit points. Well, with all the hit points I should say. I want
to keep my RHM as I play another game. I could have played a little bit better here.
to get a couple of kills. Don't know what my mission was.
What a noob dude. Imagine that instead of throwing some Hissie fit and making a move that is
actually bannable. I could actually go and get inbanned with the push because he was
intentionally trying to push me out the circle. Why don't you just play with me rather than
against me, my dude? What a noob. I got my day of premium, I'm happy. Like imagine, imagine.
Just play your game. Just play your game. I could literally get you banned for trying
push me out. It's not going to do you very good is it? What a complete little goblin gamer.
All right what's my next mission? Earn prestige points 400. Easy peasy, let's go.
We could have had an epic win together.
You could have gained points instead you lost.
Oh man.
Pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp.
What am I doing?
Rush mid.
That's what I always do on this map.
Oh, that was a spicy start for my Monday.
Spicy start for my week.
I didn't play World of Tanks on Saturday and Sunday.
Thank God.
couple of days of rest and relaxation to be fair your mum's 78 birthday party is
not exactly rest and relaxation they didn't PC Master race good to see you
K-Signs raccoon cat hello raccoon cat long you f what's up creme chaos thank
you all that's not good
Shit. Oh my god, they must have dinged my gunner.
Oh, it's not ideal, is it?
No one caught Jack's shit there.
I didn't think about them going that way while my T57 Heavy proceeds to get one shot on
the way in.
Well, GG, GG, GG.
I probably should have blocked the IS-7 there, I think, and I also should have thought
I forgot about...
I don't really play this map on onslaught all that much.
And they didn't realize they can come here so cleanly.
I thought that I'd have cover, but I didn't.
Not ideal game for me.
I don't understand how this flank has lost so many hit points.
This is a horrendous team.
I probably should have sniped the IS-7's tracks a little bit more.
Probably could have rammed the IS-7 as well, honestly.
If his T57 heavy friend hadn't turned up.
It was weird though, because I felt like I could catch the IS-7 there.
So what happened? Did these...
Did I have two T57 heavy stop and like aim at their FV-405 or something?
They're every four or five got three kills, what a mad lad.
This wasn't ideal.
Their Type 5 Heavy and T57 Heavy was fast, wasn't it?
They must have driven like that, right?
There's no way they went like that and then came in, I don't think.
The whole team just didn't do very well.
I guess the Refi-405 must have hit our T57 Heavy on the way in.
I would have won the game if my T-57 Heavy had gone there.
Just needed them to keep me cover.
Losing multiple crew members.
Sucked as well.
My gun or dying meant that I couldn't get any shots in.
amount of rating points lost there. Good god, I thought I had a bad game. How much damage
did the F4r5 do? 4,400? It's impressive. What are you gonna do? Man, my T57 heavy to be fair,
he did 7,200 damage. It's pretty good. It's just a shame that he did it when the game
was already lost, I guess. Man, all that Type 5 heavy did was just shoot me once.
us as an entire game. These people's names dude. That's World of Tanks for you.
Alright, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
I got five.
Bye.
I'm going to need this tripe for the cap, looks like this.
Tricky one.
Well...
I couldn't play him.
Tessaxe says RHM!
What do you mean RHM?
Bro, you ignored that there was an RHM out in the corner!
Jesus Christ, you should have just rushed him!
I didn't have my plane because I had to try and plane the RHM!
RHM? RHM?
Says the guy who literally plane two tanks and did 115 fricking damage.
What am I meant to do? I only got seven base defense points. Sorry, base defense points.
I couldn't see the SW1. The SW1 and the M5 were over there.
This guy's going RHM? What the hell dude?
Oh well, I got my points in post-haste.
Nobody wanted to get some pressure on the cap.
Where was the other strike for the interrupt?
Where was this guy's strike?
Who did the strike?
Who did the other strike?
Where's the other strike?
I hit my strike.
Where's the other strike?
There's no strike damage!
So the other person must have just whiffed their strike, at least I hit one tank.
Oh god.
Frickin' Tessac.
Oh, RHM?
Do you mean RHM?
Don't RHM me?
It's not my fault if you've just completely ignored that there's a Rhymer tile in the
corner of the bloody map.
That's two games today I've played with light tanks who just suck.
I like playing RHM EBR.
me be asked it oh to be fair I guess I should have
played I should have probably played the cap circle instead of the RHM but it's
that you can't leave him there because he'll just farm the test like he already
2,500 damage that dumbass test act
have to put it right on the corner of this one I think as far as I remember
What's that rumbling noise? It's my game bugged because I was stunned? Oh god my
game sound is bugged. Triple A game we play guys. Triple A game we play.
I have to do this to bait for my Griller.
Oh god they have a griller up there as well, piss.
have a pickle hat.
of
Thanks up there, we're not progressing.
Take a few deep breaths.
Look at that E50M dude, just went all the way north and couldn't find the Tessac.
Well, I don't know what I was meant to do here.
I kept both of their TDs on absolute lockdown, and yeah, my team did jack shit about it.
That's all there is to say really.
I kept that Griller in that hurry pretty much pinned down most of the game.
I don't know what my EBR was doing in all honesty.
I don't know where my EBR got caught.
Did he get soloed by a Tessac and then the E50M went up there to try and fight him?
I think that's what happened. I think their Tessac soloed the EBR.
Losing a thousand hit points at the beginning of the game was pretty painful, but what are you gonna do?
Oh well guys.
Well, onslaught hasn't been good for me so far. I think that's four losses in a row.
But I don't think I'll lose many points here. I got so much spotting.
Yeah, I think you lost 9 points. What are you gonna do?
Not much I can do. I really felt like I kept most of the TDs just out of the game.
4,000 spottings. Pretty damn good. I do think my EBR should have done better.
There's no way the Tess Act should have been allowed to do 3,300 damage. That's bonkers.
bonkers. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Just another 100 prestige points. Easy peasies.
Ugh, this is not a good trajectory, though.
time you win semi-loosa man the IS-7 just sitting under it was rough we had
like four tanks myself included just sitting there not wanting to make a
play against IS-7 or friends
six of them including the Tessac.
at any time.
I can see a 63, I'll stay careful.
I wonder if that Tessac ran away.
I should be able to go get the plane and find out where he is now, and then already start
Oh, shit. That's my game script.
of
the
I didn't play very well this game, not a good game for me.
I should have played way more aggressively with my damage against the type 5 while he
was reloading.
Dropping the strike on the IS-7 was just lazy.
I was just really worried that he would shoot me and I would get killed by the type 5 heavy.
Oh, I only needed 9 more points to progress.
Feels bad, man.
Oh well.
Welcome to the family.
Who's this?
Ninja Shark.
Wow.
Thanks for being a new sub with Prime.
Big thank you to everyone as well for serving today.
PC Master Race, Chrome Chaos, love it.
See you once again, Solid.
JJB.
Shallow Forever Beach Bump.
DJ Must Enjoy.
Tank and Nopalus.
Thanks for continuing to sub.
Appreciate you all.
Thank you very much, Ninja Shark.
Not just a ninja.
Not just a shark.
Definitely need to get a better rammer on this tank.
Bond rammer would literally just improve my rate of fire by 3.5%.
That's big.
So Alan G, what's up?
Good to see you. Thank you very much to you for continuing to sub as well.
I usually always pick Turbos on this account.
Interesting matchmaking. There's just a gold A but I guess that's because he's platooning with
someone who's far away from him. Maybe he's trying to smurf.
Choose the matchmaker so he can limp into champion.
To be fair he has to play next week anyway so what's the point of being champion now
unless you want to purchase?
Ah, this is going to be a fight.
Haven't had a fight here in ages.
out of fight here in ages guys.
Uh-oh. I got baited so hard, guys. He even blocked with his gun. I got baited so hard.
I did not think about all of their other tanks.
Why did the team not come with me?
I thought we had a FOSCH in everyone.
You telling me this FOSCH, instead of just pushing through here and coming with me, decided
to go all the way around back?
I don't even understand.
I really don't.
So he went and drove in front of all of these players instead of just coming forwards
with me.
I swear sometimes teams just overcomplicate this game mode.
At least they're doing the right thing now, but like...
I'm the fall guy, you know?
So annoying, why did the-
Why did the-
Why did the Fosh just go all the way back instead of just pushing forwards?
Makes no sense, the E50M as well on my team.
It's meant to be the Boogieman.
Wasn't any Boogieman here, that's for sure.
To be fair, I should have never have gone into this position to allow the, um, Fosh B to just turn and get safe.
That Fosh B had a good escape plan. He was not a noob.
He also just got healed so much. It was insane.
I shot the Fosh four times and I don't think it makes any difference.
I should have gone here. He baited me really well. Well played to him for then.
I just thought that I had friends with me.
Batshot lost two shells on me. How can you lose that?
Fosh just shut up. You decided to go back for no reason. All you had to do was just push through.
If you just held your W key, you drove all the way into that position, you just don't know how to
commit to anything in your life. That's the issue. I lose so many points there man. I just don't
understand why he went all the way back to go and get farmed in the side. All he had to do
was just push forwards and just chase this player down. It would have been the easiest game
of our life. He took 10 shots, 10 penetrations, so he took 4,000 damage there. Mental. Mental
that thing when it's using its ability. I don't even understand. We had such good players
on our team and they could have just pushed W. That's it. It's all we needed. We had
an overmatched easiest game of our life and just one of those guys had just held
W with me. So frustrating. Like, the Fosh did bait me really well and I felt like I'd already
committed into the scenario. What's this garbage? I told you to go back here. That was because
I haven't been streaming for very long. So imagine the mental. We have five people here.
Alright, and instead of sending five people here to go catch two players...
The Foshby's reloading?!
What are you reloading for?!
Even still he should have come after.
What the hell could he have fired?
He's only just got into the bloody game.
He couldn't have fired more than like two shots or something, but even still he should have just shoved.
It would have been just shucks to have his hit points in the game.
Crazy.
Why don't we only have one light tank on this map?
Ugh.
Shit. That's not good.
Oh, that's the edge of the map, my bad.
the edge of the map, my bad. Well, respect to the CBI, he's doing a good job. He's just
shoving me in. That wasn't a good shot, though. I'd both last, I guess.
He must be the IS-7 who's seen me there.
Damn it, he keeps spotting me.
His view range was tight.
Ah, well played to their EBR man.
He did a good job, just got forwards.
He had an IS-7 shot for him and for some unknown reason my team is taking in a relevant part
of the map.
But I guess I should have adapted to what they were doing.
Oh man, onslaught today is sickening guys, honestly.
Onslaught is sickening.
It really is.
Just watching bozos just play like bozos.
I've never seen a team take east on Prokhorovka and ever expect to do anything with it.
We didn't contest either of the two strikes, just makes no sense.
Why we have a 2-6-8 on our team.
Why we have a Stinger on our team as well.
Just makes no sense whatsoever.
What play did the R.E.B.R. he got me?
I missed a...I only hit him once.
I should have hit him at least three times.
Um, but yeah, when you've got an IS-7 literally driving towards you, it definitely changes
how you can play the battle.
Good God, man.
Onslaught is not good today.
Oh well.
I don't care.
I'm just doing my missions anyway.
to me on this account. What plays the EBR? I wish I'd taken the radar but taking the
radar is usually suicidal. What played to the EBR as well for not making the
mistake of taking the radar? He basically um... He basically counted me really
good here and I should be able to counter an EBR here. Realistically I
should have probably just gone and got in the bushes and then kept planing
him for my team, but I didn't have a team anyway, so...
It's weird how I only got 89 spotting on that EBR, why would I only get 89 spotting on EBR?
Were there three people spotting for one tank, or did somebody just fire an HE shell and
not pen it?
Oh god, 34 rating points is painful.
Do you know what's funny is that EBR actually had a horrendous game as well, he was
the worst on the enemy team, but he got me and counted me, so congrats to him for
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ah, that was disgusting.
Jesus.
Today's brutal, boys.
What's my mission anyway? I just... whatever.
I just do my bloody missions, I don't care anymore anyway.
I've got to cause damage, whatever.
Disgusting. This is a horrible round.
I think I've won one in the last six or something like that.
Well, at least I'm not doing my wins missions, that's for sure, good god.
Let's do my wins missions, that'd be something to get salty about.
Ohhhh, world of tanks man.
To be fair, it is Monday and I never usually play onslaught on Monday, playing onslaught
on Monday stupid because it's all the sweaties come out to farm there, um, what's
What's it called?
It's a farm there, weeklies.
I must get up on my Monday and farm my weeklies!
Why do we have an EBR on this map?
I just don't understand.
and EBR on this map.
Must be an STV1.
Ha, somebody below me, but I can't see him.
into safety kind of hilarious. I'm not saying I wouldn't ram him as well at the
same time, I would. But yeah he actually pushed him into safety.
How do I bounce off the top of an STB 1 turret? It doesn't even make any sense.
How do they not kill the police scabbard sir? I must have missed him
Hi, Gigi. A win! Oh my god, I got a win, guys! It's a miracle. Christmas miracle.
It's not Christmas. Stop talking about Christmas. It's February, Mr. Quacky Bamps. Yeah. What's
What's up, it's Alan G, good to see you, thanks for continuing to sub.
Let's get some more damage in.
Oh, this is the E-50M that you can follow me earlier, but this time we'll win together, it'll be good.
do-do-do-do
Only ten months to go. Yeah, gotta prepare
Eagle or Jesus QB people good at ranked are sweaties long
Super sweaties. Yeah, exactly. You got it
319 days till Christmas
Rest in peace
Olive area is asking whether I think the map changes for an onslaught would be good for random cute. No
get the sprouts in before it's too late.
There's no point in buying vegetables for Christmas until the week before Christmas anyway.
Not because you need them to be fresh, but because
the British supermarkets for some reason do insane discounts on vegetables around that
time of year to try and get you to go to them.
Do I miss 15 vs 15 ranked?
That's a good question.
Do I miss 15 vs 15 ranked?
Maybe a little.
But let's be honest, 15 vs 15 ranked was still pretty toxic, but at least it was World of Tanks, if that makes sense.
Because now I feel like I'm just playing a mini-game of World of Tanks.
That's good play.
Ah, won't probably got me killed.
Alright, we'll play Tessac. Alright, I distracted... I distracted three tanks while doing 3,000
damage. Thumbs up, that's an impact. If I can distract three tanks while doing 3,000
damage, hell yeah, I'll take that, it's a good impact. I'm not saying that I played
really well this game but if you can keep the focus of three vehicles on you
what also still effectively doing a whole tank's worth of damage it's
absolutely fine. I'm definitely noticing they've changed the... I'm noticing that
5% rate of fire change on this vehicle though. The extra half a second does
feel like it's making a difference with how brutal I feel.
Cool, alright I need another 2335 damage in the next game, 2335 damage to be on the next
mission. This isn't usually a damage dealing map.
Well, that's shitty.
I screwed up my driving, that's bad.
and
to the spirit of my driving again at least this will be able to shoot him and not die
of
the
death of
I need 2300 damage, right?
Shit, I don't think I can get the damage.
Oh, RNG!
Now I'm going to have to play a whole extra game because of that one bounce.
A whole extra game because of that one bounce.
Balls.
It's funny how onslaughts like this, you know.
You can have those games where I didn't play perfectly, but yeah.
The games were very one-sided and now the game's looking even more one-sided.
I just needed one more shot there.
One more shot would have done it.
Eagle, I don't know. There's a lot of people in gold who shouldn't be in gold at this stage of the season especially.
Like for example, I'm still in gold on both accounts, but last season I got champion overall, you know, so...
on both accounts.
So it's tricky.
50p inside this game, huh?
Oh no, he hit me after.
Oh, piss off.
Why is my team just all sitting in a block not doing anything?
What is this?
80% of the map got lost, I want to tell them.
You can't lose 80% of the map, you donkeys.
They've lost, look at them, they've completely lost everything.
They're so lucky that E50M is doing a donkey play.
That A-50M literally just decided to drive out in front of everyone, it could still get
away with it actually.
They'll most likely still lose.
How can that 277 ever cross?
You know what, they might actually get away with winning this.
Because if that T-57 heavy for example gets caught now and this E-100 actually spends
his hit points. They should be able to get this E-50M if he doesn't yolo the stinger.
And the RHM's got a good angle on him. RHM needs to help with this E-50M. Help him for
God's sake! Why is he just ignoring the E-50M out in the open and he just let that stinger
just do all of it. Crazy. Alright. Alright, Gem's got a very good position now. This guy
needs to just accept it, accept the hit from the Griller and move on. Alright, now, the
play right now is the Stinger just has to take the hits. They have to just rush the
If they rush the Griller they can win, but if they don't and they slow play and they let the RHM cripple them then they'll lose.
The 100 basically has to just take the hits and go in now.
If they take the hits and they go in and they kill the Griller they'll still win.
But if they play this kind of like pissy pissy game they'll lose.
Because the RHM's out the game and you can't do anything over there.
If they both just go straight after that Griller it's most likely a win still.
I don't know why he took 750, but that's life.
Hopefully this guy's got HE loaded.
Now he's being stupid by waiting.
Now he's just allowing the Object 140 to get a better angle on him.
Now the 140's got the other nuke, so he just lost 450.
So lucky they won this because that E50M on the enemy team literally drove out in front of two autoloaders.
All the enemy team had to do was just sit here, sit here, and get two people into the cap circle and the game is done.
But luckily for me and my points, to say they played suboptimally was an understatement.
Now they just need to control the nukes while they cap.
That's what their plan has to be now.
If they try and turn it into a long-range engagement, they're just going to get farmed.
They need to take this strike, and then after they take that strike, then they start capping.
And if they cap before they take the strike, they'll lose.
They need to take the strike while capping.
And if they do that, they'll probably win.
But they have to bait the other strike on the enemy team as well.
I'm unable to capture this point of interest, use the corresponding...
This guy's sitting on a nuke.
Which is fair play.
To be fair, this E-100 is actually getting the tempo right at the end of the game.
Wow.
I didn't like watching this, honestly.
It was just game of throws, honestly, guys.
It was just game of throws.
That was not an enjoyable watch.
I was almost rooting for the enemy team here.
A team that turtles at the start of the game.
I don't even know what there is to say.
Okay, at least I got my damage mission, GG.
That was a horrible game to watch, it really was, a legitimately horrible game.
Alright now I've got to do the hard mission which is to steal 5 kills.
This is sound all muffled.
Do we need two RHMs on this map?
Every time I let somebody pick an RHM they always brutally disappoint me so...
That was a pretty good, pretty good flank.
How am I still alive dude?
Fuck you.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
What was I still alive dude?
Let's go gamers.
Oh my god.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what happened to me.
Even though what happened to their E50M, but he doesn't deserve to be in my division.
That's for sure.
If my team lose this, it'll be an absolute tragedy.
But to be fair, they have a bunch of T1104s.
Oh no, this Boat Scavitz has got full farm on that IS-7 now.
Should be good.
But then again, that Type 5 Heavy.
Ah, he low roll!
Five-fifth!
Oh no, it's not a low roll because he's using the ability.
Oh my god this buit scabbits a holy moly man.
What is this aim or lack of it?
Dude just shoot your shot, bruv.
He didn't get the- I think he just raged, he's raging right now.
I
Could I could I could basically do what that guy was doing, okay?
You don't he's not streaming, but it would have been like this what?
Is it's pretty much what it would have been for the police
He even took his hands off the keyboard to probably like slap his desk. Ha ha
Oh my god, dude, oh when my mouth stops working shit
Okay, it's working again. Oh, God, I literally channeled that guy so much I stopped my mouse
from working. Well...
We can all relate, can't we?
The Boots' Gavits have played it horribly. He did! He did, to be fair to him. But it's
still kind of funny to watch it. I can't believe I got 30 points from that. Dude I finished
second
What what even was that game? I don't even understand but I'll take it very 50m was just
Yeah, bless him
bless him I
Don't understand how he is gold when you plays like that, but they're played to him you do you my dude
I only got one kill though. All right one down four to go. You're gonna love it right guys. Yeah, we all love it
Yeah, we love it love world of tanks
Not farming onslaught on two accounts.
shit
I didn't get a good one.
I missed my plane.
Wow, they're all there.
Kegel is about to get his ass kicked guys, let me tell you.
This guy's just going off on a magical mystical mission.
Oh shit, I did the plane wrong.
No excuses, just bad playing.
Frickin' RHM.
I even missed my plane there.
Oh, I'm full-spotted the whole time.
Well, hopefully the fact that he just struck me means they lose the game.
Oh my god, did the wheat scavice's strike mean that we win?
Nah.
What are you gonna do?
I missed my play in the beginning, it was a pretty poor performance.
I don't think we'll win because I think their RHM will just get strong on the outside there.
To be fair, we did distract the hell out of them.
They'll have to shoot them twice here.
It's like, what? How did I low roll?
Oh, that Fosh farming, that wheat scavenger.
Is he gonna stop capping? Interesting.
I guess it makes sense.
Makes sense to stop capping.
Lots of strikes coming in everywhere now.
Oh, RHMs can be in a bit of a pickle now.
430 you should commit, hit points, keep...
Oh my God, what is up with wheat scavices just playing like absolute shite right now?
I don't even understand.
of
Oh, well. What happened to the spotting sound? Nothing happened. Just my game, unfortunately
bugging out. So I think it's if you're stunned as you die. If you're stunned as you die,
that's it. I think that's the issue. If you're stunned as you die in World of Tanks,
screws the sound. That's life. Oh, well, what are you going to do? Not much. Just try and
go and steal some kills. Steal four of them. What's this killer medic? How you doing? Thanks
for continuing to sub appreciate you. Good morning, Mikey cigars. Good to see you.
to lose points every day once you reach legend if I don't play yes you do after your after
after your decay has run out, but usually you can stack the decay up to like 14 days.
So you should be fine.
Everybody plays every week as well, right?
Oh my god, he's actually doing a real good job of wiggling.
I respect the wiggle.
Don't need to respect that wiggle though.
Ah, that was a really bad shot.
of
ship
Two kills for me. Hell yeah
A4 was doing a good job though. Oh, he was a legend and he's got the top whatever manoeuvres bad as well, so
good game
My god, I might get another kill
No, I left the fucking thing too early I had to though I
I don't know, my five head brain was thinking like go over here to be safer, but I think
I should have probably just sat back there and then I could have probably dumped it.
But I think that one to one was going to come around the corner fairly quickly, wasn't
he?
I'm still not used to that map.
You just saw a good example of the, um, how's this guy a legend?
not a legend. Which one was it? I shot mostly.
That was this guy. Yeah, fair play. Shot him seven times to only do 2,300 damage.
Seven times should be 2,800.
I got two kills. Let's go. I got two kills. Hell yeah. I'll take two kills.
another two kills, and then a few wins, and then this and that, and I'll have done a whole
week of onslaught. Then I'll play some random Q.
Woof woof, says Sharik.
Woof woof says Sharik.
Woof woof.
All right, let's have some fun.
Wow, that Fosh made an aggressive play.
I don't know why the Fosh did what they did honestly.
Why did the Fosh go full idiot?
Oh, fuck, couldn't make it up.
Imagine that our Fosh just drove up, casually, to a T-125 in an E-50M.
All we had to do was just play on the fringes and just bait them through the town.
GG.
Well played.
I guess the Fosh was just hungry,
but the longer that he delayed the game,
the better it was going to be for us.
To be fair, the Fosh did do 2000 damage.
That we'd have it sit at 6K, 6K.
Holy crap.
The Boots' Gavets are farmed so hard.
Well played to him.
Everyone on our team did like the same damage.
Amazing.
I didn't get a strike though. I was top on damage, but I didn't get a strike, so...
What are you gonna do? GG.
It's a good game.
PJ Tango, what's up?
Small sun.
I'm a grunt.
How are you doing?
Kilometic?
So Alan, gee, thank you all very much for something today.
Appreciate you guys.
I think light tank is good on this map.
Oof, close game. Let me just have more hit points in this. To be fair, me and the EBR.
I don't think the EBR was that good of a pick in all honesty, but that's just my
opinion.
VBI had been something like a batch, hmm, been delicious.
Oh, nice driving.
What a nuke I am. They've got three tanks here.
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I didn't get any kills though.
I need to play cap fast.
I spotted the cap.
That's huge.
Just needed to make sure I got vision.
Good good good. I7 got reset. Good news, good news, good news.
Alright, I'm really happy with the way that I played that.
Shimai didn't get a kill, at least it's a win.
I don't like playing two games of onslaught and not making progress.
You think I'm playing this with points?
I ain't playing this with points.
I'm playing this to get my missions done.
3600 damage and no kill always makes me sad.
What's up?
A lot of matrix.
I think he's going alright, man.
things can be said for you, I appreciate you.
Really happy how me and that 140 ended up handling that
three versus two, but to be fair,
we had the batch out supporting us as well.
I just wanted to try and keep baiting them into my allies.
Luckily, we did.
All right, where are we going?
Still need two kills, QQQ. Well, at least I'm on a good win streak.
He says, but I think I lost a game about a couple of rounds ago.
Enough D50 skill? Yeah. But they haven't killed the tank.
Then at the 430U skill as well.
of
Shit, I guess I did.
I hate the fact that we've given up the corner.
Oh, come on, am I getting flamed or is that just good marksmanship?
Oh my god, I'm not going to get any kills again.
Oh no, they've actually blocked the cap.
Is that BZ really able to block that cap?
If I get spotted here by the RHM I'm cooked.
what a weird game I quite like it actually
it's been fairly close
Shit.
I can't believe how many buildings that guy can hide behind.
How do I miss that?
could be game losing
comes down to this high roll or low roll now
nice RHM is dead game is free
It's E-50, I'm gonna come across to try and get me. I want to go off the stinger after he takes a hit from me.
I don't know.
Did I bump into you though?
No way I get this one as well. Ah, I got both the kills.
GG's, I'm happy for that one. Well played.
Good stuff, we got there man.
What's up Crimson Chewy? First time chats as I love watching your videos. It's helped me get better on WaterTanks console. That's good to hear. Thank you
You think all those buildings would be there in the random queue? Yeah, it was random queue people just shoot them down honestly
Oh, I got got up to gold C with that game guys
Got 31 points
Lovely
Next I've got a win three battles
here come the losses. Am I right? Hopefully not. I like RHM in onslaught because I always
feel like I have a chance. Three wins. Three wins. Three wins. With that attitude, I got
a big attitude.
Welcome!
Hey, I'm Bernie, thank you for the gift it's up.
What's up Gadget Peachy Tango, thanks for being here, Super Prime, appreciate you.
Shit, I only got four.
Might get absolutely cooked going up the slope now.
Dude, I went the wrong way again.
I've got to fix my brain.
So dumb.
Fix my brain, guys.
I'm just going to spot those guys. I think they're more easy to catch than the gorilla right now.
I'm not the best trades of my life.
I'm trying to find this girl ahead.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
Why did that 140 do that?
All he had to do was just chill the whole game and be the easiest game of our lives.
Didn't have any planes at the moment.
Oh my god, I didn't realise there was a Stritzfong alive.
I'm actually going to bomb the bit spawn so I can get a replay.
Got both of them.
it does something
all right there's one win of three
Hell yeah, brother!
Alright, it wasn't a bad game.
I think I made a bit of a misplay not realising about the STRV though.
I should have been focusing the STRV I think.
You welcome, Ugu.
I just realised I actually have a day of premium to claim from the drops that I haven't
claimed yet.
about claiming it today. Whoops. And here I am like a busy little bee trying to earn my next day
of premium for Thursday. When does that day of premium expire? How long do you have to claim
that premium day, guys? Does anyone know? How long do I have to claim that premium day?
Will the SFAC go on sale again? Probably sometime. Sub of rice. How you doing? Good to see you.
you. Was it the 16th? I don't know. So I'm asking. 16th I have. Okay. It's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
I wonder if they have any light tanks.
guys getting banned. Can't push me out of the circle. I'll be reporting him
afterwards.
I've got the strike.
They have a pickle here with the orange and the green.
Alright.
All right, let's play another one.
I will do, I just need to make sure that I get the replay
and then take a screenshot of the username.
Can't push people out of circles in onslaught.
Just like you can't push people into lines of fire.
All right, nice map for the 50m.
I don't think I've got a very good wind ratio on this map though.
You got a sub 33% win ratio today?
Feels bad, man.
I hope it improves for you.
I can't remember what my mission is. Is it to get wins? I think it's to get wins.
There's a chance that we can win that last game. I've still got some fairly nice, still
got some fairly nice damaging. I think we've got an AFK, unfortunately.
I don't think I'm going to win this one.
GG, what are you going to do?
I think we had an AFK 50m and then the other guy decided to turn around but I
can't really blame him. At least I got a ram. Hold on, let me just take my time to...
Okay, this guy banned.
you
I need a timestamp as well.
Where was the timestamp after this?
Okay, 944 pushes me out of the circle on purpose.
Thank you.
What did I say the timing was?
I can't remember now.
What was it?
944.
Thank you.
you
All right.
One second boys and girls nearly back in the game.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Okay, great.
to win either of those two battles. QQQ. We'll get over it. Get into the next one, see what
we can do. Apologies for taking my time to make sure I report physics abuse, but I think
that you should too.
If you ever get pushed into the line of fire
or pushed out of an objective
by someone who wants to steal it for themselves,
I do recommend you send physics abuse reports
to Wargaming Support.
They will apply the correct penalties to the accounts.
Which website you used to report?
Of course the official Wargaming Support.
You can send a ticket in.
You can also report on sportsmen like conducting game.
You should always go out of your way to send tickets.
The tickets get read and watched.
The reports in game only work if many, many, many, many, many, many, many people do them.
So it will flag accounts that are specifically trolling every single game, but it's not
going to work for people who are just doing single instances of abuse, such as that, but
they deserve to be punished. Any active, unwarranted, physics abuse, especially in onslaught.
of
one
needs some time
just like got spotted again by that massive cannon
I am helping, just shut up, finally.
I am clearly helping you.
All of us are playing brain-dead heavy tanks.
Got ya, I just had to bait you in.
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You have to be in the shade!
GG
Nice win
Alright Gem, got me good at the beginning with the plane, but what are you going to do?
You don't have anyone you can contact directly, oh, I do, but it's faster if I just submit
a ticket and then
I can go to people directly if there's big issues, but I try to just get on with things
myself honestly.
It was a good game.
How goes the battles today?
Nice.
climb, just getting through our missions done as quick as we can. I think I need to get one more win.
All right, let's give it another go.
This map's always a tricky one.
I don't know whether I should use my plane or not at the beginning.
That game was really close.
It's kind of cute how the enemy is just basically rushed and ignored the light tank.
Mission in SP, thank you so much to you for continuing to serve.
It's got four of them.
That concept's about to get one shot.
I don't know.
Good bye, Grilla.
Oh, this FB better! I hope he one-shots me!
Oh, shit.
Hi, XD. Hi, XD.
Oh, no. Please don't ram me.
Oh, please don't ram me. Please don't ram me.
Mate, I wanted you to come down here, because now the gorilla can't get me.
get a turret noob. Spicy game dude, 7k spicy game. Clip of the month of that FVPend. Why
would it be clip of the month? You make it sound like every time an FVP does damage in
in World of Tanks, it's click-worthy, it's not really, is it?
Even if he'd penned me, he would have only...
I would have still had 700 hit points.
It's just whether the Griller would have one-shot me,
that would have been the real difference.
What am I still getting spotting here? This is mental.
Oh my god, this was the cleanest game of onslaught.
I don't even know, I don't even think it was possible to play better than this in onslaught.
of
my death
this was
actually
I you could not have played better that was just actual onslaught perfection that entire game hitting the plane at the beginning
Waiting for somebody to make a stupid play
catching the RHM
Hitting him every time baiting the ff4 or 5 into the dip
It's perfection
You can't have a better game than I got 46 points
46 points guys
46 points
46 gamers.
on my team did 6600 damage because I did 6000 spotting.
Oh, that was a disgusting game.
All right, just one more game of onslaught on this account today.
Then I'm in a good position.
I'm only two weeks behind now.
One more game of onslaught.
What is the maximum amount of points to earn? 46 at Gold Sea is very impressive. Smirking
levels of points.
Revan Thunderchild, what's up?
Thank you Revan Thunderchild for subbing a tier 3 Super Generous.
Thank you Revan Thunderchild.
The awning, thank you, I appreciate you guys, thanks very much.
All I have to do is finish top five I think, then I'm done in onslaught today.
It's been a good session of onslaught actually, considering that I lost like
six of the first seven games.
It's actually gone pretty good.
It's actually getting scarily close to me finishing in Champion again.
I think that's a really weak play to go for the radar at the beginning, but that's just
my opinion.
It does allow them to make intelligent decision now.
Interesting.
As long as that bach hat doesn't get caught.
We have the strongest side because we have two strikes and for them to take a strike they
have to have someone out of the fight.
Oh that needs attention right now.
Okay they'll use their medkits.
I just get three tanks, Jesus.
We lost a vehicle.
They lost a lot of hit points
They bait these guys into a mother of all classifiers
I don't know what to say.
team just, they have no idea how to play World of Tanks. That's all there is to say.
All right, I only lost nine points, not too bad. All right, so
I have, I have fully prepped my next day of premium. Look at that. So I can get that on
Thursday, when I'm streaming on Thursday, I'm going to be streaming Thursday, Friday, Saturday
this week. So yes, I could get that day of premium. It was a good session all at all.
I think it went well. It wasn't like perfect. But it could have been way worse up to 1,759
points. It's pretty solid. I'll take it. Let's take a look to see what my statistics
were like today. I did a week's worth of onslaught in about two hours. It's quite a long time
for a week's worth of onslaught, isn't it? Not that bad. Not good, but not bad. Not
great but not bad. Let's see what my statistics are like today. So we actually ended up winning
12 and losing 11, which is very nice considering the run of games that we had. My E50M had a
bad day even though I was averaging 3,100 damage per game. My 430U and RHM, even though I was
way less on damage, was actually significantly higher. We have to take into account that
I did 10,000 combined in the last RHM game though.
All in all, 115 rating points
and I only won one more game than I lost.
What this shows you is that I,
what this shows you is that,
look at this day, this day I won 11, lost six
and gained 217.
This one I won 12, lost 11, but I gained 115.
So did I get 115 points in that one win?
No, but was I consistently finishing
high up in the loss and consistently finishing high up in the wins. Yes, so that's why I'm
climbing with a mediocre win ratio. You're doing pretty good. Better than that first
day, my qualifications were horrible. Oof, 7 for 12 for qualifications. Eesh, eesh,
Sheesh. Anyway, some good progress.
What is this garbage?
I like these statistics. They're really good.
Well, gaming should incorporate
being able to look at them per map.
That would be the most interesting.
Looking at these statistics per map would be the best.
They really would.
I'd like to see them on a map by map basis.
That is what I would like to see.
Okay then.
Well, that was onslaught.
Now let's play the random queue.
For the rest of the day, pretty much.
Alright.
Holy crap, I did all of my weeklies.
I did my two new weeklies, but I didn't do any of this, apparently,
because I guess I'm not playing support tanks.
I did all my weeklies apart from this one. This one's really holding me back.
I'm losing my Blackrock points, so to say.
How am I doing with my Blackrock?
I'm at 5,800 points.
Oh no, I'm actually at like 6,200 points.
So I'm over halfway there.
Halfway there.
It's just over halfway.
Ugh!
Blackrock.
Um, let's play some supports.
Let's play some supports, he says.
Oh god, I remember the pain of playing this ASXX dude.
Oh god.
This ASXX is...
been single-handedly ruining my account statistics recently. Ugh, absolutely
ruining them. At least I've got the vision system exhaust on this account now I
think.
Alright, this is a Visionary System map, I guess.
Most of them on Tuesday and Wednesday, what will I be up to?
Uh, Wednesday I'm taking my parents out for dinner.
On Tuesday I'm having a me time.
I've also got to work out some YouTube stuff.
I'm still doing like a 60 hour week most likely, even with the couple of streams that I'm not streaming.
Well, maybe not 60 hours, I don't know. At least 45 hours a week.
I did 80 pretty much every month since September, so...
pretty much a fosh got me. Mentor must be having me as... these camera ratings horrible. I haven't
had more than three days off in a row since September. Maybe I had one four day off actually.
Maybe one fall day off a few weeks ago.
Mentor core is dangerous.
What's up? I'm Joe Shock, good to see you. Yeah, I'll be streaming Thursday, Friday, Saturday
this week.
So it's still going to be a big stream week.
If you want to meet up on the Cracky Baby Discord on Wednesday,
you're more than welcome to meet up on the Cracky Baby Discord and discuss important things.
Our Lord and Saviour is not streaming. What should we do quickly to his discord?
Yeah.
That would be the day.
nice. Oh, that's a really bad shot. I should have hit that. Could be game losing that
miss. At least you're doing something you enjoy. It's not like working in the trade
stream winter that's true I'm not saying that my job so to say is not
enjoyable at times it is very enjoyable but it also is a job that you don't
ever turn off from you know
come back anytime
So I'm trying to get better at making sure I do take some time for myself and for Tanya and for Thor.
Ah!
Is it time to push now? So risky if I do with the Foshen friends.
I'm not really handling this game right now am I?
I'd be a lot more confident if I'd kill that mental core.
Thank you, Cartoon. I'll try and have a great session.
Once again, SAP and App I'm Joe Shock and K-Mag. Thank you all for something today.
I really wish I'd killed that manticore earlier.
I feel like the game is starting to demand that I play more aggressively here, but that
fosh will just absolutely annihilate me.
You know what?
I've actually got to go after that WZ in the centre here.
Nice.
Something about the... actually I'm not low rolling because I actually have only 410
out for an up for 20.
What did you see that shell just like go whoops it just literally yeeted itself into the ridge line
that was so weird I could end up losing this game now yeah I'm I think I just lost this
game. Oh my god I can't believe I just lost this game most likely. I was so
nonchalant about the ending thinking that it was over but I think this
manticore will most likely win this now. I'm pretty sure this manticore wins. If
he kills the Centurion...
It was so dumb of me actually. I should have been a lot more safe. I don't know, well hopefully.
Oh, good job, Arty. I'm going to give him a thumbs up for that.
That was close, though.
It got yunked by the ridge line that one did, that's for sure.
Definitely boosting that hell yeah hell to the air it wasn't a great game for me
But it was a game which I did a lot of damage to
Track tank you're among the top damage dealers here
Have a coupon that you're never gonna use because you don't spend any money on this account
XD
X X double D
Come back any time.
Interesting matchup. Hard to say where to go. I don't think this tank is really a north tank. I think it's like a rush south kind of tank and just pray.
Man, this is such a fatty tank without a big source to try and hide around here, but
oh well.
Oh god, did I get spotted?
Hopefully not.
Oh no!
this could be very fast game oh double no I don't know why I went on the left
of this rock well I didn't make a very sensible play that RHM and just sorry
the Sheridan went straight to the garage there
Try me again, I dare you, I double dare you, I'm just going to drive up here and just
shoot him.
He seems to think he's way safer than he actually is.
can't be there. What hits for 121? Oh it must be an Aries. Wand, it must be the Aries 90
soon. Uh oh. That guy absolutely chonked that dude didn't he? My TD is not in a position
to shoot him. I mean some good damage but he lost more. If he'd fight HE then he would
have been laughing to say the least. Oh yes, where'd you come from? More of these ill bastard
tanks dude. There's such good counters for this, they really are such good counters.
this tank is a counter for nice play or play hopefully the WZ gets him no WZ
sleeping okay all right then guys I haven't taken a break in two hour two
and a half hours since I started streaming time for a break for me be
right back
I got hit by Scalop HG, not the areas on the second shot.
Well, I didn't say I got shot by Scalop HG, I said to get him in via HG, otherwise he would have done more than a thousand damage.
That's what I was trying to say. That's actually what I said is what you misunderstood.
I'll be right back.
Alright, oh, unfortunately, looks like my T-Mobile is a NGGs.
Ohhhh!
They give in their go though.
Man, that air has kicked my ass, dudes.
Oh, pale one against the world.
What's up?
Let's make things good to see.
Wow, that was good.
Believe guys.
Believe.
It's happening.
To be fair, the Ares 90C can't pen this thing frontally.
So, if he somehow kills the Yeageroo without dying, uh-oh.
The Ares can't pen him frontally.
Believe the Yeageroo miss.
Believe!
Believe!
Believe!
Oh, no, he's there!
Yes, hit him twice.
Take your time.
Now pray.
Oh, good try.
He's got to get a thumbs up for that.
He's got to get a thumbs up for that.
He's got to get a thumbs up for that.
Oh my lord.
Man, those Aries look really good
until they have to pen a KR1, right?
My lord.
They look so good until they have to pen a KR1.
Man, the Aries, dude.
The way that he just let him ram him down a slope
was the only way that he could have died there.
Oh, that poor KR1.
He nearly got his all-time damage record.
Aww, what a hero.
Yeah, those Aries 90s were just too difficult to dig out of there.
Good game though. I like that game.
Alright, now that I've got that second set of equipment, I really want the gun depression.
How do I want to get to the gun depression this way? Go through the alpha?
I think I need to race. I need to race for the gun depression.
Gun traverse is useless, ish, amorecturability all useful, useless, sorry.
I think I, yeah, I gotta get this right. Fine.
Don't really need a second set of equipment.
Not for now.
Alright, let's go again.
Given what's this question to all, are you all having better games since 2.0 got released?
I'm certainly not I mean look at this matchmaker what is this horse shit
freaking freaking three Ares 90 Cs three Tashin Rattas
makes me feel sick looking at this matchup honestly
what's up John Turk sorry to hear that you're lagging I'm not that last
game was pretty close though
Snapping into my hair today man. It's like all wishy-washy at the front.
I'll have to slap funny on it. Oh well, we'll just roll it anyway.
Just look like a man, professor of tanks today.
You think the Tashin Ratter needs a nerf?
Yeah it does, but Time War Nerf the Tashin Ratter I talked all about it in
a YouTube video a couple weeks ago. What's up PBXN, thank you as well.
What I basically said is that Time War Nerf the Tashin Ratter because the
The more tier 11 tank destroyers they get added in, the more they counter it.
How many games do I have on my free to play account?
You can Google something like that, but easily go on SpartaGG, search for the account name
more just go on the World of Tanks website, lots of waves. Well that Aries didn't have
a good time did he? Let me tell you what this is a very aggressive push.
I can't elevate enough though.
I can't elevate enough here though.
Oh yeah that should hit.
Yeah definitely hit, so I'm getting tracking.
Those Ares 90C tanks are so faminal feast.
To be fair, when I play it, it's pretty much fairly consistent.
I'm actually going to go through the mid.
This now makes a lot of players seem to have nostalgia for the future that didn't happen.
What?
What future that didn't happen, so I don't know what you're talking about.
How can you be nostalgic for the future?
I'm trying to understand what you're suggesting, my friend.
You're being all smart.
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What the hell, that thing's traverse speed is nutty.
Oh god, we're not capping?
Oh!
Now we have three passion routes to deal with.
You've heard of nostalgia for the past that didn't exist, it's related.
Nostalgia isn't for like a past that didn't exist, it's really a thing.
The idea is that people fabricate an idea of their past, but it was better.
Please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me.
Okay, that's one way to play.
Oh my god, I did some kind of a mission. Holy crap, didn't think I was that.
Oh my god, an actual good game of World of Tanks, guys!
An actual good game of World of Tanks in the ASXX! What is this world? Where am I?
Dude, what is this fucking head dude?
Oh my god, I got my first ace tanker, I think.
got my first ace tanker boys rock and roll i didn't even get as much damage or exp as
the Ares and he won't have got an ace tanker but i did gosh darn it good news good news
everyone that's a lot of exp men an actual good game oh wow celebrate good times guys
Maybe I can play the ASXX, or any that is like a load of heavies that don't shoot me.
Wonder what I'm up to with the dog level.
I got my dog maxed out, and I haven't clicked on it in a few weeks.
Thank God I have that mod.
Honestly, that dog is just a big waste of time for such disappointment.
I'm like a dog IRL.
Alright what are we going to do on this map?
Hill maybe?
King Paradox asks us what the mod name is.
I don't know.
I can't remember off the top of my head.
It's not even really a Tamagotchi dog because at least with a Tamagotchi it provides some
kind of interest.
Maybe it should have some kind of minigame in the garage you can play.
Just something.
Try and get a good score, you know.
And then the dog brings you something depending on how well you play it just anything dude
Alright, they're really going for it.
We have to push hill.
We have to push hill.
It's our only choice.
Oh, I just have to deal damage to tanks that have been tracked.
I don't have to track them myself.
I just get penned by an arty.
How many arty's are there?
More than there should be.
Oh, I don't have the depression with this tank.
Oh, this tank is so damn depressing or not depressing.
That's the case maybe.
What are you gonna do?
What are you going to do?
Can I go steal the win?
What's the play right now?
We're actually winning on hit points if we can get our hit points into the game.
I think I have to hit the middle of the map.
I realize they got two Arties.
I need the IS-7 to go kill the Arties.
I have to hunt the center here, actually.
I've got three people in the camp.
Is that Leopard one of them?
Nice.
Nice low roll.
Well, I tried. Unfortunately, I'm gonna lose because of the low roll.
Well, not because of the low roll. Maybe they do it. Maybe they got ten seconds. Do you think they can make it?
It's gonna be very close.
Five, four, three...
Oh wow, he panicked and ran away and died! He literally just threw this game.
I did it guys! I gave them the few extra seconds they needed by killing the leopard. Hell yeah.
Oh my god.
I want another game in an ASXX? What is this? What is going on today?
Can you believe it? That guy could have literally just sat in the gap circle, but he decided I want a looch!
Some people just panic and do... they just panic in situations, don't they?
Nostalgic for times the preceded one's passed by several decades, doesn't have a ring to it?
you're not you're not nostalgic you're a fan you're just a fan of previous
generations or like a time right like for example some people might be a fan of
I don't know you don't really usually see that very much
It's usually people have hobbies rather than just a fan of the entire, like an entire period.
You're having huge lag spikes yesterday?
You couldn't finish the front line?
Oh no.
You left it to the last day.
That Type 5 heavy turret is heavier than his tank.
physics is quite interesting actually.
I wonder how much the type 5 heavy turret weighs. It's probably quite heavy,
isn't it? Probably incredibly heavy, actually,
the more that I think about it.
Uh, type 5 heavy turret weighs 36 tons apparently.
That's not that much. Only 36 tons. I thought it'd be heavier.
I mean, it weighs the same as a tank, but you know, I thought it'd be more.
How much does the Tassanrata turret weigh? 65 tons?
Wow, that's a chunky turret.
Which is a mouse turret, way.
58.
That seems weird that the German super heavy turret...
Oh, game crashed when I actually...
It seems a bit weird that the type 5 heavies turret would be so much lighter than a mouse.
Oh, drops should be starting now. Are they working guys?
Anyone's drops working should be premium consumables and stuff today. I posted it on my socials.
The weasel running lost their game, they did.
That's good news.
Am I not going to be able to boost that game now because my game crashed?
Please tell me I can still boost that game.
retcrime. Oh I can't believe I can't boost that game. What a joke. Yes, yes, Wolf Wolf
dog dog. Wolf Wolf. Wolf Wolf indeed. Alright, well I got boosters running. Might as well
keep running this tank, honestly. Oh I only need one more win for the depression boost.
oh my god it's gonna happen guys well i hope it will
what's up come back and good to see you
can you think we'll give me release a light tank in the next batch of tier 11s hopefully
it'll have to be a very balanced tank compared to the
the walking capper because otherwise it will get matched up against the walking capper.
All right, let's go get some Spring Phoenix, what's up, good to see you.
I'm not looking forward to this game, guys.
Playing against his hold-downs.
We have to stay hidden.
Hopefully, I hope they push and then fight them in close quarters.
That's all I can imagine.
I need them to push more, another ridge.
He wants to, I can tell. He really wants to commit another ridge.
Ah that left is just... that's just insane.
Alright I'm going in on the carrot, it's my only choice. He's only got two shots.
Jesus Christ. Ah I guess I'm cooked now then aren't I? I literally can't
pen this thing in the frickin turret right now.
Oh, the driver's coming back.
I needed heat. I just couldn't press the gun enough,
because I don't have that extra degree of gun depression.
It's amazing how shitty these tanks are until you get the upgrades. It really is.
I give a thumbs up to the driver, so he helped me out there.
What's up, Supreme Phoenix? Thank you so much, Chief, for being a new sub with
with primary chatting for the first time is how you're doing yeah I'm doing good
man I had a nice weekend looking forward to playing today looking forward to
having Monday Tuesday as well I'm gonna be streaming Thursday Friday Saturday so
good times
I think I just have to stay here as a threat and just let the, uh, Dravitz do work.
It saved me so I feel like I should just chill and wait.
I think I'm regressing nicely.
I shot by the rabbits.
Thank you for the supreme feeling, it's very kind.
You've been watching for why I just changed your twitch name? Ah, okay.
Mr Wasp, thanks for continuing to suffer 23 months, appreciate you.
Thank you, Mr Wasp.
How do you do in pastoria?
I'm basically just trying to provide support for these drablets.
Oh wow, Travis went through it.
Frickin' arty!
Oh my god, that arty strike made it so I couldn't shoot the 140 twice.
Well, good job by the arty.
You're sick and you've got a headache? Oh, no, I hope you feel better soon.
I'm just trying to get this bloody mission done, guys, honestly.
I've been actually having reasonably good games with my 50Bs soon.
Sick ending screen of the shockwave, yeah.
Welcome!
Bundy Bundy, what's up? Good to see you as well.
This is not a good map for the 50p in my opinion, but alas, we have to play it.
We can just rush the town.
I think rushing the town could be fun.
We're gonna go for a rush.
Spot areas so I can torture these assholes.
That's what my arty says.
I'm going to try and rush the town here. It might go well, it might go wrong.
of
this enemy team, should be very afraid right now
As soon as the BZ79 connects, I'm going to make my move.
Well, I got a full mag in, but my... doesn't feel like my team did.
Jesus.
Oh, there's a 50B at the back. I didn't see it was a 50B, my bad. Too aggressive. I like
the tempo. I like the fight. We gave it a good go. Unfortunately, it looks like the
enemy team are going to win this. We divided our team. We sent a KL1 down the other flank,
um I don't know well we attacked aggressively we took the fight to them gg's
gg's
I probably should have seen that it was a 50b who shot me and then I could have avoided the second
shell
lost that game on paris but we gave it a good go
You missed a drop for a premium account?
Sorry to hear that, Mr Robot.
I should do this mission in a different tank.
This map nearly gave us that hilarious KR-1 game earlier.
I think I'm going to YOLO down anyway.
I think YOLOing down could be good.
What's the best tier 10 medium in my opinion?
Best for what?
That's the question.
I mean, if you want to just basically see the best all-round medium for, for example,
rushing and putting pressure, it's probably the CS 63.
The 140 is a great tank for just all-round consistency.
There's lots of different D10 mediums that go for different things.
430U is brilliant because it's easy for everyone.
Oh God.
Well, I didn't expect an Ares to set me on fire and do a thousand damage to me.
I don't know.
I guess they were shooting my barbecue or something.
I was pretty busy just trying to duel that 277.
hit five times every single shot. Oh my lord, look at where he is.
At least I did a tremendous amount of damage to attract tank there which is one
one of the reasons why I'm playing these vehicles.
Trying to bait him into thinking he's got me here.
Oh, what was that? Hold on!
Was the Prichettos spotted there?
Or did he just appear out of nowhere?
Hold on. Was that big tunnel vision by me?
Hold on. Was that big tunnel vision or was that just Progetto out of nowhere?
Literally out of nowhere. The hacker didn't see him coming down the slope.
Did you? What's a six sense directive? It speeds up the time while it's speed reduces
the delay from being spotted to when six sense tells you you've been spotted.
All right, we're making some good progress on that cause damage to immobilized vehicles.
I didn't want to look at that.
How many more five times experience games, sorry, how many more boosts do I have?
Two more boosts?
Fine.
Fine, he says.
Let's look on the tanks to grind list.
What am I grinding, boys?
What am I grinding?
areas on this account. What's my plan? Get the engine on this tank? It's only 40
horsepower. I don't give a crap about 40 horsepower. It might just go straight for
tier nine. This tank isn't good for onslaught anyway. Sorry, not onslaught.
It's not good for front line. It could be interesting for onslaught in the
future. On slot light I guess. Tricky map for this tank I feel. Let's just go get forwards
and try to harass. The Ares is brutal, especially if you're very
lightly on the tank, like the ASXX. If you're a heavy tank. Like let's say I was
This funding is at 277, a 277 would have kicked my ass if I was in the nairies.
I don't think I would have been able to pen him at all when he goes front to me.
I think you're looking at the whole ID thing in a far too pessimistic way.
The only problem will be is if there are leaks of your ID, that'll be the worst thing.
Apart from that, it's just barely automated system linking ID to everything removes anonymity.
I think it's kind of important that we lose our Anonamote in some areas, especially if
people are being assholes.
In serious, serious, serious situations.
They will 100% sell it.
They can't sell your ID, but they can sell user information about you for sure.
ID's being sold on the black market?
ID's always being sold on the black market.
Passports stolen and sold and all this.
I think you're all just blowing things a lot out of proportion.
I think there are far more important things to worry about in life.
They want to strike with their dictatorship and oppress the people.
I really don't think that's the case, at least in the UK.
But I can understand why that might be a big issue for other countries.
I don't agree with your eternal myth, I think the UK is probably one of the best countries
in the world for freedom of speech. And I think that freedom of speech is not freedom to hate
and freedom to incite violence onto others, and those are the kind of people who deserve
to be reprimanded. You're all lolling, you're just living in a bubble on the internet, you
really are. Sure buddy, keep playing. You're completely living in a bubble and you have
have no idea what you're talking about. I live in the UK. You're being fed negativity
on an algorithm to offset what real predatory practices from other conservative countries
are trying to distract you from. No, you're talking crap. What do you mean I'm not talking
crap? You guys have hate speech laws? Fuck yeah. I just like to say I'm totally down
for hate speech laws. If you want to just go and preach hatred and try to incite violence
against other people, get the fuck out of the UK. Thank you. You're blind, keep watching
the BBC. BBC's probably one of the... it does make mistakes here and there but it's definitely
one of the fairest news organisations in the world. One of them. If you think otherwise
it's just because you're so far gone right-wing that it's too late for you.
If you aren't for all kinds of speech then you're fine with censoring. I am totally
fine to censor hatred and trying to incite violence to other people in
society. 100%.
I do not think you should have freedom to go and incite violence on other people.
What did we come into? This is caused by eternal myth who always seems to want to discuss things
like this even though they're completely irrelevant. I'm not backing down from the discussion
because eternal myth just won't stop talking about it.
defined as hate is different per person. Hatred is hating other people even though they're going about
a perfectly valid way of life within the constraints of the law.
That's where I'm not going to be talking about this for long, but I went back down from
hopefully giving actual opinions of real British people when I start to see
people throwing negativity in this discussion.
There are many things that are pretty shitty about the UK but watching other
people randomly sprout nonsense I won't stand by it.
Again, eternal myth, you're just being paralyzed by random things.
You need to not think about this.
Probably, yes, I totally agree with you.
Thank you, Rebyn Thunderchild.
Alright, unfortunately no victory there.
Ares unfortunately not working out for me.
I wonder where this Ares got me in the bottom.
Do you think he just shot my barbecue around the corner?
Probably.
He just roasted the front of my tank and set me on fire.
Good God.
That was a tight spread of shots.
GG.
Let's go again and try and get the gun depression.
Oh, this is a nice map for this tank.
I'm going to go and chill in this bush location here.
Let's make our way across.
I haven't been watching the Olympics have you?
I like the position for the ball can care for us a good one.
Alright, if he goes there I should probably go over to this location I think.
Does Tanya watch the Olympics? No.
Our Olympics are messing around with Thor and I've been playing some Hades.
And... what else?
Oh yeah, some Divinity 2 with Tanya. That's been our Olympics recently.
This tank just feels wrong. I agree with you, I don't think it's the best.
Hades is good. It definitely is. Fantastic thing.
I had like a click moment at about 20 runs and since then I've been consistently doing
it. And now I have to turn the difficulty up
the heat thing
I do just fire these three HE shells
This seems awkward, tank it is.
Gigachat of bushes.
Yeah, the only problem is that it makes it very obvious as to getting shot.
Okay, Mr. STLV, I hope not. Come here, Sue. Thank you.
I have to be able to pull back here.
Dude.
He's going to get me shot, isn't he?
Really not happy about this STRV coming here.
He thinks like he can just sit there but he's actually cutting off my way up into the bushes.
What can I do?
Also, that Borkin keffa changing his position was very frustrating.
I think I've got to switch as well, again.
Ah! Sorry, there.
Oh, Bork and Kepha's got the first real spot.
Oh, my word!
Oh, my word!
I think the Griller missed the...
I think the Griller missed the Griller and hit the ASXX instead, poor guy.
That's unfortunate for him.
pieces
That was pretty stupid, with a walking keffa.
Oh, I got him!
That's why this position is so good.
It's the way to counter light tanks effectively here.
Big Mike, what's up my friend?
WM Haydn.
Interesting game this, I wonder if I have to go up to the SDRV or if I just chill here
for a little bit and then hopefully get rid of the Ares and the ASXX.
I think I can just wait.
of
Oh, we basically proxy spotted each other.
Oh, well.
It's not that bad of a trait to get rid of that proxy spot.
You always, it's laughable how much camera rating a stationery Ares has.
Like if we take a look at how much camera that guy had, it's actually pretty silly.
Look at that 15.96 while stationary.
To put this into perspective,
if we go tanks by stat and we look at stationary camo
of all high tier, all high tier tanks,
you've got the STRVs, EBR, Manticore, T100 LT, DBV,
UDES, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then you have the batch at here.
And I guess we're gonna have the Aries here.
So it's kind of like the same stationary camo
an object 140, better than a CS 63, better than a WZ 1321 and a Bork in Kaffa. Very hard
to be able to dig those things out.
Have I seen the trailer for the new Spielberg movie? Which one? I might have seen it. I
think I saw a trailer for a Spielberg film but I don't quite remember what it was.
Come back any time.
What's up, Anami of Fun? Thank you so much to you.
I wish that you continued to serve Big Mike as well, thank you.
Greg, good to see you as well.
Oh, Tanya, thank you so much.
Oh, I got tomatoes and kimchi.
I am going to be a healthy boy.
Healthy boy.
This would have been the map for it.
Just snacks that out.
The art coming right up.
Uh-uh-uh, nom nom nom.
Bye guys.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, how do I finish second from bottom?
Bro, I don't even get a five times game out of that.
I took 2000 spotting against their light tank.
Really?
really? That poor Borken keffa. How does this guy get so much more than me? I mean I guess
he did a bit more spotting. I thought I was alive longer. Bloody hell. Well that's a disappointment.
I still got enough of the gun depression though. Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Hooray my
tank just got better. Alright let's play a game in arty while I eat. Alright snack
o'clock let's go
right now
Alright guys, I'm back. Thanks very much for staying with me for my lunch. I felt like
I played artillery pretty okay here. Just a shame that my team was completely outmatched
by the enemy. GG. How are you doing, King Didi? Thank you so much, G, for something for 20 months.
The sandwich has been consumed. We are ready to continue our quest.
All right. I don't think I've got very many more boosts today.
Let's keep going on the ASXX. Honestly, this hasn't been the worst day I've ever had in
the ASXX, so I'll take it.
When I eat a sandwich, yeah, it was arty o'clock.
What's up, Light Tractor? Today there's no day of premium now.
Valar dohaeris. What does 10 out of 14 availability for maneuvers mean? That means that you must
be able to play 10 out of the 14 days. At least 10 out of the 14 days. Maneuvers will happen
between 6 UTC and 8 UTC over a two week period and you're only going to be allowed
to play if you can play 10 or more of the 14 days. Let me say 10 is minimum. I want most
people to play more like 12 honestly. Everyone in the clan will have a very good opportunity
to uh to get the tank for free
when i say very good almost guaranteed
Interesting.
Oh no! I got so greedy and the BZ just shut me down so hard.
Oh well at least the Aries gets the kill.
What plate did the BZ 79 for shutting me down?
I don't know, I just don't like to back down from a duel and there was a chance that maybe
he wasn't fully loaded or something, whereas I know I was fully loaded.
That's not what we want, guys.
Feels bad.
Equal trade, me for a tier 11 medium, it's not a good trade.
I need to be trading myself for more than that.
If I play like that, I'm only going to get a 49% win ratio.
I was also in the back of my mind thinking about this mission as well, which I didn't
actually manage to do for the entirety of last week, so...
Oh man, looks like that arty melted my brain.
Arty... melt... melting my brain confirmed.
How many more 5x experience missions do I even have on this account, by the way?
I don't have any!
I've run out of 5x experience games.
Wow.
That's it, guys!
I used my last 5x experience game today.
Huh.
Alright, well I guess my daily doubles are more important than...
Alright, no need to be grinding the ASXX again and again and again.
I might as well do daily doubles.
Makes more sense.
The reason why I was playing the ASXX was because I thought I had the 5x experience
games to be able to burn on it, but if I don't, there's no point in playing
it that much.
It's no faster to do daily doubles than it is.
Well, it's not faster to grind than it is to just do daily doubles.
Might as well make these daily doubles if I run out of five times.
I don't think I have five times on either of my two accounts now.
some pieces.
Let's take the shackle into the middle.
Not today Aries. Too slow.
Who's this?
Osmond, what's up my friend? Thank you so much.
Ah
Come back any time what name is mine
Oh wow.
dirty proxy spotting tactics by the
drovets. It's always interesting when players are willing to trade themselves to kind of
just do nothing there though. The areas are actually thinking about going down. Oh I've
Oopsie daisy, missed a bad chance.
Good job!
Kind of worried they might come up the mid in a second.
I'm not going to drive down there mate.
It's like I just AFK.
Yes.
Yes.
Come back any time.
Love you, girl.
Can you believe I'm sitting here just unable to do anything against a freaking tassan or something like that?
The armour on those things is just so nutty.
I lost that ASXX game, feels bad man.
of
We can go up there!
What do you mean requesting support?
What do you mean you wanna come and steal my kill?
Oh my god, yes!
Now I'm tracking for Billy for the baby!
He doesn't know how to press his F2 key, his F2 key will...
Uh oh.
At least finish him off, no.
He could have killed him quicker there.
He could have killed him quicker.
I don't know why he didn't finish him off.
They don't let the guys shoot me three times.
Great game.
We take 7,300 combined guys.
What's up just in the viewer?
Once again, thanks for continuing to serve for four years.
Uncle Scrubs will take this.
Uncle Scrubs will take that game for sure.
I think it might be time for some poll tanks, guys, on my main account.
Alright, let's go set up the poll website.
Let's go set up the poll website, he says.
Alright, what are we going to do today?
Today will be 20 by 20.
20 by 20
20 by 20
No artillery
Nothing below tier 2 or 3 because it just doesn't work anymore guys honestly, and I reserve the right to delete any
Shocking tanks. All right, it's poll
1100
190
1100
190
9 actually 1,199 guys
All right, I'll show you all how to vote firstly click the link that you see in the chat
When you're on the poll website
You can use the filter system here to try and find a tank that you want to see you can for example filter by tier filter by type
Filter by nation or type the name of the tank you want once you found the vehicle that you want click it
Prove you're not a robot and send your vote if you don't prove you're not a robot and send your vote
You vote won't be counted. It's not enough to just click a tank that doesn't count
You must submit your vote at the bottom. Otherwise it won't be counted
So today there's going to be 20 most requested tanks and 20 random tanks as well that are picked.
So make sure you go and have a say in what Uncle Scripps is going to play.
That was a really good game for the Jackal. I'm happy about that one.
Thumbs up. I liked it.
Alright, today 50% win ratio, horrible WTR.
But yeah, it's the ASXX basically just kicking my ass honestly.
It's such a such a shitty tank in today's meta. It really is really is a shitty tank in today's meta
At least onslaught went well today
On slot was good
Cool, I only know the 800 damage to do the immobilized mission as well. So that's nice. Oh, what's this another crew skill?
Oh hell yeah. Oh, wow. Look they're about to breach
Let's accelerate their training
What horcum's high cubian twitch acts?
Sup dude?
What hor everybody go and vote on pole tanks?
Yeah listen!
What horcum?
Yeah!
Listen to the los owl!
Thanks dude.
Alright we're definitely taking ammo tuning here for sure.
Get some delicious ammo tuning in.
What am I taking for this driver skill?
How bad's this thing's off road driving?
Do you think off road driving is the play here?
I have no idea.
Uh, it's a Polish tank, right?
Oof, sir. That's pretty bad.
Do you know what? With off-road driving, its medium terrain resistance is pretty much the same as hard.
Engineer? Well, it's better off-road driving an engineer on a tank like this.
I'm not even sure if this vehicle really needs off-road driving.
It'll probably help.
Just to clarify, the poll website does not ask you to activate an account with a credit card.
That is not correct and please do report to MichaeloKGB if you are receiving something like that,
because that's a dodgy advert that must be getting through an ad sense or whatever.
I don't run any ads on the website.
MichaeloKGB gets all of the ad revenue, although I'm pretty sure it doesn't even pay for the usage.
Anyway, where the hell was I?
I'll take engineer on this tank or off road driving or smooth ride. Engineer will always make me faster. Off road driving will make me much faster on soft.
I'll probably take engineer. Engineer is always useful, isn't it?
Off road driving is only sometimes useful on a tank like that.
I'm gonna go for a snapshot on this tank and hell no look at that 0.7 accuracy is fine
I'll go for a dead eye here
Oh we got another upgrade what are we gonna take?
What's the priority? I've already got the gun depression. I think I'm going this way
End damage to all shells that sounds nice. Let's go grab that
All right. Okay, guys. Well, Uncle Scrubs, I haven't taken a break in an hour and 10.
I will take a quick break while I give you all a chance to vote on the poll website and
I switch accounts. Go on, nearly 200 of you have voted. Today, it's not only the most
requested tanks that are going to win, it's also going to be random tanks as well.
So make sure you go and have a vote. As I said, I'll play your 20 most requested
tanks and 20 random tanks when I come back I'll be on my main account and then
I'll do pole tanks fairly quickly short break gonna go cut all the dog
but gosh darn it peer pressure everyone to vote come on we need as many votes as
possible the more votes the better the pole tanks last time we won 15 games in
a row it's your duty to vote 15 wings in a row last polls I want more of them
Make it happen. Okay, you're up after this egg.
Yeah, we're up after this.
Can I be a best friend?
No, I'm just a salesman.
I see some boats.
Not bad, not bad.
I see some boats.
I see some boats!
Not bad, not bad.
Not bad.
Let's see if we can get to at least 500 today.
I believe in you all.
I think we can get to 500.
I'll give you guys one more game.
I'll play a game in, I don't know, what is there even to do? I'll play a game in
my new tier 9 American light tank that I have next to zero fun in.
It's really the most damage I've done is 3,500.
That's like an average game for me, my T49.
Well, not really average.
Most damage I've done in my T49 is at least 6k.
Seems to be quite a consistent tank though, this one just never really feels like it
It truly takes off.
I think I've got a moustache hair that's tickling my nose!
It's a disaster!
Where am I meant to go on this map, in this tank?
I've got a rogue moustache hair tickling my nose constantly.
It needs to be pruned.
Oh!
Okay.
Alright, well, guess I'm spotting south.
It's my ear hair growing towards the centre.
That would be impressive.
What you mean is it's gone into my ear and out through my lip, and then into my nose.
What's up?
Zod Mode says, please vote, this is the first time I've voted in years, please make my
vote count.
Hell yeah!
Zod Mode, I appreciate you.
Very cool, very cool, very cool, thank you.
I like the enthusiasm there.
It's a horrible image in your brain.
Spooted.
I don't know where that T100 LT is.
How's the LTC?
Is it worth the pain to get?
No.
Stay tuned to my YouTube channel, as I will be trying to create a video on this tank.
How am I not getting any of that spotting?
Is it the Sheridan?
I haven't got a stream delay in those odd modes, don't know why you would think I did,
I think I'm just flying later to your messages.
I'm not getting any vision at all, this doesn't make sense.
I'm not getting any of this spotting!
This fricking Sheridan is!
Epic.
I didn't get anything on that Luffin either!
How's this Sheridan getting everything?
Now this is 420 view range stacking up.
I can't pin that. I can't even overmatch the side by the looks of it.
Oh god.
I was thinking like where did the FB go?
Oh no dudes.
Even fight AP and didn't low roll.
Ah ha feels bad man.
Oh no.
I'm hoping he appears on low health because if he did that FB405 hit him with a shell
no he didn't.
Oh what a disaster.
Alright pole tanks it is.
How many votes are we up to?
Guys we're at 400.
I demand 500 today.
Come on guys.
The faster 80 of you vote the faster I'm going to play.
It's that simple.
Come on.
Could have been a contender.
Yeah I wish.
Come on. I demand 500 votes.
The faster 500 of you vote,
the faster that I'm going to play again.
I'll show you how to vote.
Click the link that you see in the chat.
When you're on here, use the filter system.
Maybe you only want to see Swedish tanks, for example.
When you found your perfect tank, click it,
prove you're not a robot, and send your vote.
Yeah, that's it.
You could even type the name of a tank.
But remember that this poll is using locked tanks.
So the most voted for tanks get
locked for the subsequent polls. Yeah, come on, I want 80 people to vote as soon as 80
people voted, I'm going to get back to playing again. Make it happen. Make it happen, gamers.
Come on. Come on. Okay, 65 more people. The faster you vote, the faster I play again.
Come on. The reason why I want lots of votes is because I want poll tanks to be banging
today. I believe we'll get some banging poll tanks today. I'm feeling good about it.
Let's do it, gamers.
He locked me in the basement until we reached 500.
Exactly.
Listen to Ryo the Red.
Ryo the Red is locked in the basement until we reach 500.
I don't know.
Good to see you.
All right.
Only 26 more votes and then I'll close 20, 20 more votes, 18 votes.
Okay.
the website in 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and then for the 5 delay
3, 1. Okay, we're done. You all made it. You all made it. Congratulations. Well done
to 511 of you. That's good numbers, good numbers. Okay, now I'm going to add in 20 random tanks as
well that are based on your votes. So here we go. Based on your votes. Here we go. I'm going to play
every single one of these tanks before the stream is done today. Is that how few people want to
see the embattable that it had to come up on a random vote? Amazing. All right. So if you're
here for the first time, big welcome to you. I really appreciate you dropping by. You're
You're about to see the ultimate variety in World of Tanks on Twitch.
I'm going to play 40 different tanks back to back to back, one game after another.
I didn't get any bonus spotting. How much did the Sheridan get?
She got 4,600.
Good God.
Got scouted by 49% guys.
Anyway, cool. Alright, first up, best dress, going to play the Invatable. The Invatable
is a tier 11 French auto-loading heavy tank. It's like a 50B at tier 11. Vickles pretty
Solid. Pretty solid. 500 extra spotting you got. Oh, did I? Oh, that's not bad. Still
not a good game. But I don't really like this map right now, honestly. It's not really
working out for me. I got two builds on this tank. One is like a sniper gun handling build
and the other is more of a brawly build. I'm probably going to go for my brawly build.
I'm probably going to go mid. I'm just going to spam gold because this tank is
much better with it. Like we're talking about 328p compared to 268p, it's a big upgrade.
Big upgrade guys, let's go get some. Your QB commander on your Su-130 annoys the shit
out of you? Cool. Which QB commander is it? Is it the first one, the second one or
or the third one. Finally got the
dravitz today, that's kickass. The annoying one, they're all annoying.
Oh, wow.
Am I about to play this map one time that my team just lets them have the alleyway?
I am.
I'm actually going to just...
They're just going to let them have the alleyway.
Really bad play there. Even worse. God this thing's gun handling sucks with this build.
So the strength of this vehicle is you can actually reload a single shell. Sorry you
can reload a mag while you've got a single shell held. Which means that if you get like
a good opportunity, you can actually fire it and then it creates a little bit of a battle to it.
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Why could the Tush and Rutter have not taken more pressure off me?
All he had to do was go get up in the faces of that Tush and Rutter and just make the difference.
He just let me rot.
And they basically had so many people down the south it's just over.
This VZ-55 platoon better well capped, let me tell you.
Good God, what do they do?
They haven't found anything over there.
They went over that flank, didn't do jack shit, literally didn't find a single
tank but hopefully they're gonna win via cap but to be fair this leopard looks
like he's about to interrupt. Maybe if the T100 LT sneaks in the cap circle.
Well I'm not the best star for the pole tanks yeah nice push played by the 260
basically the whole of the enemy team was just pressure on me I could have hit
A couple more shots.
GG.
Maybe I could have been more aggressive against the Tashenrata there.
Tough.
Anyway, that's the embattable.
I'd say it's a fun tank, but it's probably one of the weakest tier 11s in the game.
But it's kind of fun to be able to hold that shell and to think about it.
I don't mind playing the tank because I have to make decisions rather than it just being
I go in and I fire until I'm done.
And let's go 1, 2, 2, TM.
This is a great Bond store tank.
Let's go and enjoy.
We'll play to that 260.
Welcome!
I don't know why the Tashenrata didn't just push around the corner and focus, either
the 260 or the Tashenrata.
If it killed the 260 then I could have just kited the Tashenrata, but I couldn't
kite the Tashin Rutter with the 260.
Interesting matchup.
What am I going to go for here?
Like a consistency build or a rush in build?
I'll go for my consistency build I think.
Um, could do a rush, could do consistency.
go for a rush build actually. This isn't really like a rush and be aggressive kind of tank.
Maybe. I gotta be breaking my rules. I can't remember the last time I didn't take the vert
stabs and the coated optics on this vehicle. We'll find out whether the gun rammer and
the turbo is the plane. Might just get caught going around that corner by all those TDs
actually. Yeah I think this was actually a bad call. I think I should just gone for the gun
rammer. Sorry the vert stabs and the coated optics and gone north. I think I'm about to get
absolutely blown up. Yeah.
You know what? It could have been worse. There's actually a pretty even trade. Oh
God, I've got two Aries coming here.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Lord above! Why'd they got 1700 hit points?
It's a fucking durability Aries, dude.
Kind of funny watching them. Oh my God, is there a KV-4 pushing me as well?
What is this game today?
Oh my god, everyone and their mum's coming!
Well, he went back home, that's for sure.
I can load heat and just spank this guy in the tower.
I'm just worried about this KV-4 coming off to me now.
I think he'll reverse.
Oh well. At least I held on to my position. It looks like my east is going to have a good game.
But we're asking Kymyra, pushing a stupid corner there.
I reckon as soon as I turn around for the area, this cave before is going to poke my bottom.
I
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nine of us 10% high role
This guy thought he was a fly-fed, like a three-head.
Don't sneeze on my gloves, as end of the crusader.
He won't meet me.
No, I don't have the vision to be able to spot this conceiver.
Got you bum!
This tank dude!
What a bang!
Roundy get out! Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
roundy. Oh, this tank. Such a good tank. It really is. Slow and steady wins the race.
How you doing roundie? Love to see you.
I'm doing what guys?
Welcome!
Rowdy Ghetto!
Thank you very much to you for the gifted so as well.
Also Jessicaanon.
Servalant.
JTC Morph.
Mr Bojangles.
Lovely to see you all.
Thank you.
lovely to see you all. Thank you. Hope you're absolutely fabulous today and you have a wonderful
week. Paul, thanks for going well. Great job with 21 HP. I think I've got just two HP.
It's not 21, I wish it was 21.
GG.
I'll take 5200 combined.
Go interviewing for a big promotion tomorrow.
Oh, best of luck.
JSW Woodworks.
I hope you smash it, mate.
What's up, Freddie?
I haven't been watching the Olympics, have you, mate?
Sixth Sense Directors.
Yeah, I know.
Ooh!
Tasty Ace Tanker!
Lovely.
flay. Ares was a 53% it did sub 1000 damage this one, 51% to 1000 damage, this one 48%
to 500 damage. Honestly those Ares are not good when they have just better tanks with
well, like they're good if they just rushed me I died but they didn't you know, she just
attacked me it's amazing watching the areas just not willing to make that
commitment that they have to sometimes hell yeah let's put me up about 90%
marks now 88 now I still got a long way to go got 72% wins in 101 battles in
this vehicle how the hell am I meant to mark things if I'm winning like 72% of
game solo. Now we're going to have a go in the type 59 gold edition.
Woooo!
Woooo!
You have it in the background of the stream? Oh, what? You'll watch Olympics and
Cracky Bams at the same time?
That's a good idea. I might go coached optics instead of the bird stabs on this map.
Fancy pants, watching two things at the same time.
Does the Olympics give you drops as well?
Oh wow!
I just got a 10% discount off a...
10% discount off a...
new pair of running shorts, or maybe it's the winter Olympics. New pair of thermal pants.
Time to insult my team for being too poor, yes.
This Type 59 is so bling that it actually has a gold out icon.
It's up quite havoc, Timber Wolf could see you.
Man, this contender sitting here is just gonna ruin the game, I'm not finding much
stupid.
Anyone got those first stabs I gave up now?
To be fair, the coach could be useful.
Does the gold increase your camera rating?
Okay, so we have to go to the next one.
Go to the optics value.
Okay, so we have to go to the optics value.
Well, what's happening to the Aries wind ratio and marks, by the way, because we've had the
tanks for a while now and most people should know what they're doing in them, you know?
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Sniper, what's up? T-30 HATER! Thanks for continuing to sub! Wow, look at this!
There's someone neeming on T-30 Enjoy right now. Thanks for continuing to sub for
21 months. Wow, T-30 Enjoy has a rival. Is that because... isn't like T-30 Enjoy
on a cruise now. I think he's having a cruise with his dad, or something. I think he said
he was going on a cruise with his dad and his family on stream the other day. Wow, now
the T30 enjoyer is gone. Looks like it's T30 haters time to shine.
I can roll.
You know what, this flank looks like a stalemate.
I don't think I can push this.
If you're very happy he's gone.
Lobstep's in chat today for the first time in a while.
because he can't play with T-13 Jorah right now so he's trying to find other
entertainment while his bro isn't here.
No trawling the poor people. Poor people are trawling back. Bloody hell, how am I
spotted the whole time?
Makes sense now.
Samantha ditched you as well, what's she done?
Has she gone on a holiday as well?
She's playing a new game her lover got her into, oh no!
What game is it?
Her lover, you mean her boyfriend, her lover!
The way that Lobstep writes it.
That was a little ambitious, wasn't it guys?
Whoops.
my god got absolutely tagged by everyone
T-44 got me type 68 T-28
it's very hard to play this map
I hate how unprogressive the northern flank is now just feels so hard to deal
with the northern flank
I guess I should just camp in base, my bad
All right now we're going to have a go in the Cromwell Berlin.
This vehicle has been buffed I believe.
Who gives that Sherman a run for its money?
Cromwell Berlin.
Classic in World of Tanks.
A banger.
Scandalin says I'm sending my wife and oldest to Florida this week.
We'll be solo parenting the other three.
You're sending them to Florida, do you make it sound like it's a punishment or something?
I'm sending you to Florida!
No daddy, please don't do it!
Alright, what are we doing here?
We're going to go south, kick some ass.
That's what we're going to do.
Oh, sorry.
It's your birthday gift for your oldest
to visit the grandparents in the eyes.
I hope they have a wonderful time.
Come back any time.
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This feels cruel, dude. Am I gonna kill their entire platoon?
No, I guess the one's going to get away.
I like their spunk, but they needed to all do it at the same time.
What type of Cromwell is the Cromwell V?
Is it a Cromwell V or a Cromwell V or a Cromwell V or a Cromwell V or a Cromwell I?
It's a bit different to the Cromwell now, actually.
Oh my god, there's a Tog on the enemy team!
What's the hellcat doing?
Dying is the word.
this tank's a banger. All in all, it's just a terrible game, like sub three and a half
minutes. But GG. The B stands for banger, does it? That's true, Alkis, you're right.
The embassball didn't go particularly well, unfortunately, but it was alright.
I got caught trying to support Tash and Ratter who didn't want to play.
Good game.
I feel so bad shooting those cromwells they're clearly at the beginning of their journey.
Oh what?
57% wins?
What?
Oh wow, they usually win then guys.
Look, 40,000 games in a cromwell.
of goodness. Holy, but Jesus, these three platoon are a lot together, don't they? Wow,
I mean... guys, guys, guys. I've played like about 120,000 games of World of Tanks, and
it's been my full-time job. It allowed me to buy a house. So this person could have
at least bought a flat in the time that they played the Cromwell, you know what I mean?
That's like a full time job for like 3 or 4 years, you know what I mean?
That guy spent about 5% of their entire human existence playing the Cromwell.
That is dedication, Sons.
That's dedication, guys.
percent of their entire human existence has been spent playing the crumbwell. Impressive.
On average, I mean they may live to 150 and then it will only be a small amount. They might
only live to 50 and then... Yeah, let's not go there. Okay, let's have a go in the...
Oh, what is this shitty tank? 430 version... Oh, actually no, it's not that bad. I thought
it was the K91 II, but it's actually the 430 version II. I haven't played this thing
so long I don't even have ammo on it. I haven't got all the field mods either so
let's try and have a good one. Start with my crew. All right this thing used to be a good
side scraper. I wouldn't say it's a good side scraper now.
K91-2 is actually good, says... or Connie.
No it's not.
You have 32 World of Tanks accounts, why have you got 32 World of Tanks accounts?
Because you want all the lines for free.
You could have probably just played the game.
You could have just played the game.
Now you have to remember all those different passwords.
Uh, was I firing HE there or something?
Did I fat finger the keyboard or something there?
Was I firing HE guys, or am I just going crazy?
Felt like I was firing HE.
Probably not, I probably just ricocheted off his side armor.
Was HE, I wonder why I was firing HE and must have fat-fingered my keyboard.
Well, give me, should have really, if not put in the armour flashlight into the game.
I think it's made the game worse all in all.
I think the reason why a lot of people are playing quite YOLO and they just drive in
and yada yada yada.
I think a lot of it is down to the armor flashlight.
chocolate cares literally gives you such a jawline depends how many chocolate
clear oh you mean I get what you mean when you say chocolate class you mean
the sweets rather than like actual chocolate eclairs because honestly if
you ate enough chocolate eclairs you wouldn't have a jawline but you mean like
the chewy sweets I get it that's quite a quite a British joke there yeah XD
I've eaten 40. Okay. You're on a sugar high right now, are you? What are you gonna do
with it. You're gonna go for a jog. Wow. So you've eaten 40 chocolatey cares so you can
go for a jog to burn off the calories that ten of them was worth. It's not stonks, mate.
Just live entire, my bad.
What's up, frog nipples?
You can't play tanks anymore.
You have nerve damage in your hand.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Have you considered using like a mouse that has like a trackball or something or anything
so you can play one handed?
You could use an MMO gaming mouse.
There's lots of different options.
a few people play one handed in World of Tanks.
I know that.
Do you feel any different in the entertainment value of playing for each play compared to
the Pater Win one?
Well the Pater Win one obviously I'm on a level playing field with everyone what their
possible capabilities could be whereas on the free-to-play I'd say I don't know I
think about half of the gamers use premium consumables in in their in their
tanks we can run a poll we can run a poll I'm gonna run a poll I'm gonna run
a new poll. Do you use food? Do you use food consumable? Yes, all tanks. Only some. Never.
Okay, I'm running a poll for the next five minutes. You can go vote. It should be at
the top of Twitch chat. You can go vote in a poll. I'm running a poll right now about
do you use a food consumable? So we'll find out how many people are actually using food
consumables in World of Tanks from a general public kind of thing. So yeah, go and have
say if you want to link to it if you want to link to it I'll link it there you
can go vote I'll see what happens as the 432 I'm gonna boost that because I need
some experience on this tank to get some field mods
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
.29 accuracy very nice.
Pretty solid, pretty solid tank that one.
Oh my god is the PZSFL4C?
PZSFL4C, PZSFL4C.
It's the tier 5, wait a minute I got the tier wrong.
PZSFL4C, the tier 5 German death toaster.
Me hi bad day says when I have money for it
Slavic smiley
Raise the mast sail
Just drinking a can of coke while playing counters a yes no
Where the hell am I gonna take this tank for you look the other side? I guess I don't know it's hard to say
I don't know where I'll go. Probably go to the other side.
I wrecked myself. Okay. Just for you, Twitch chat.
Oh, it wasn't fully off. Now it is.
Glorious.
Reach to the sky!
Do you know what they need to do?
You need to make a tank that can actually aim like behind it and then keep going backwards.
Oh, the idea of that makes me feel slightly sick, but imagine.
Imagine if you could do that.
It'd be crazy.
Lovely job, Lee. Can we get another bit of a taste of his Soviet bottom? Nearly. Where's
the next gap. Oh shit, there's an ELC I didn't see.
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Such a bizarre tank this one.
In theory I could wedge my tank up and then use my elevation as like depression.
Arti won't shoot me here for sure.
Good try.
Ooh, the poll results are in.
So apparently 26% of people use food in every vehicle, 32% of players never use them, and
42% use them in only some.
So 1 in 4 players, full food, 32% never, and 42% some vehicles.
What is the recommended use of food then?
There's no recommended, you should have it on all vehicles that you can afford to play
that right?
It just makes you better at the game.
Well it doesn't make you better at the game but it makes your tank better.
It's not even min-maxing guys, there's no reason to not use a premium consumable
now. There's zero reason to know, especially considering that fire extinguishing is now
now a radio operator scale.
How could I not see him, that's insane.
The Bishop has crashed, hell yeah.
Art of killing itself at the start of the battle.
Art of killing itself at the end of the battle.
Jesus.
Jesus.
You've had your cancers 2012 and never used consumables, not even once.
When you say consumables, you mean food consumable, right?
You're not telling me you've never used a consumable.
Please tell me you've never used a consumable.
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This might be a very very very unusual situation where I can aim up at him from below here.
That is so weird, oh my god, infinite elevation actually useful?
AHHHHH MY LORD WHAT WAS THAT?
I can't believe that infinite elevation was actually useful for once.
Suckers.
Oh my lord, and that is going to do it.
I can't believe it, the death toaster's elevation was actually useful.
be the first time in World of Tanks history. Literally aiming all the- just directly up
as if he was an aeroplane above me. Hell yeah, I'll take five kills. Did I just get my second
ace tanker of the pole tank so far? Oh yeah, things looking up for me. I'm gonna boost
that out of a matter of principle. Let's go. What's the next tank on the agenda?
E-25? Cool.
Uhhh... E-25.
Another German tank.
Guys, I just gotta quickly run and grab a drink.
I'll be back in just a couple minutes. It's not gonna be a long one.
I just gotta go grab a fresh drink.
Oh.
Then we'll play the E-25.
Hey!
That's going to be exciting.
Not a good matchup, but not a bad map for it.
I can make a swipe.
Alright, E25 comes from a time when...
...Turk Destroyers used to have better camera rating after firing.
Ah.
Let's have some fun.
There's three light tanks on the enemy team, which could pose a problem.
As soon as I get champion on this account, I'm going to buy a Bond cabinet and put it
on this vehicle. It could be kind of fun honestly. Alright, time to do some disgusting things.
Is the SG-122-44 still relevant?
It's okay, but you don't really play that tank for the camo bonus, you play that tank
for the DPM unit.
Shoot, turtle family.
You thought about putting a bomb camo net on this thing?
Didn't I just say that?
am I going mad right now? Maybe just tuned in. Or maybe the ad was running along for you.
Sorry. Can you only buy one Bond Camonet and one Bond Binoculars? Are we having fun in
Onslaught yet? Does anyone ever have fun in Onslaught, honestly? I swear that 90%
to people who are playing onslaught are only playing it just to get the rewards.
A lot of white arcs that break camera a lot, it doesn't matter.
If you have a camera there, the other one's still going to just be better.
One and a half seconds.
We've got LTC2 tonight.
It's a waste of ponds, honestly.
Will there be another onslaught after this one finishes?
Guaranteed.
I was just 271 DA so salty about.
and
please don't hit me
it's good
this game should be an easy win though
Oh, it's only got one left.
Lucky.
Take my time.
I am pretty similar
The T-71 is still pinging me.
I don't even know what to say.
Why is that T-71 out so angry?
I think the reason he was pinging...
I reckon he's chat banned. He's probably chat banned, dude.
He'd probably be typing things to me if he wasn't.
So he's just pinging. That's what's probably happening, maybe.
Anyway, that was the E25. Now we're going to have a go in the WZ131.
This vehicle...
is a little bit annoying.
Well, he's certainly better at pinging than he is at playing.
That's for sure. Goodness gracious.
just sit down and be quiet good all right I think this is the tier 7
Chinese light is it not yeah man I think it's been years since I've played
this thing it's basically like type 62 is it not whoa my crew sucks dude
China will grow larger.
Gotta have to spend 400k to get them across to another skill. That's disgusting.
Is that really how expensive this game is?
Oh, what are we gonna do? It definitely does ignite it.
All of this is pretty irrelevant. How heavy is this thing? 21 tons?
Eff it, let's go China controlled impact. China will ram larger.
This thing doesn't have heat ammo, does it? I should probably take repairs, but eff it.
Will Remlarger? Do you know what I already made a mistake on my loader? I'm going to reset it.
Oh, it does have heat. Okay, well then I should take Brothers,
Intuition Concealment, and then here I should take Situational Awareness.
God, look at how bad some of the perks are that some people pick. Look, 99% of legend players
take situation awareness and only 80% of regular players. Regular players are taking signal inception?
Good god. 37% of legends are taking communications expert and 45% are taking firefighting probably
because quite a lot of the casual players are not using premium fuel consumables so they don't
if they're using a fire extinguisher instead. The disparity is hilarious side by side.
that's a trap what am I gonna take I'll
really take communications expert over
firefighting on this thing honestly
or will I I'll probably say firefighting
alright there we go WZ 131 I played
this 94 times but my elite levels only
one pretty weird I don't have any marks
on it I know. After two years that's pretty much what all your crews look like. Disgusting
noob.
China will farm longer.
What am I dense, 1375 and what, ELC for 90?
Oh, go to hell, ELC for 90 players, honestly.
Do I have an uncle phone case? That's great.
What, you mean a phone case?
That means that when I drop my phone,
I don't have to worry about breaking my screen
like scratching it or anything and I can actually put it in my pocket and the
world doesn't end. Hell yeah.
Oh great trade I'll take it dude. Great trade. I trade myself for an ELC for 90
also. Good thing I crew booked because I did 500 freaking ramming damage to that
guy. 500 ramming damage beautiful. Wonderful trade I just massively
increased my chances of winning this game. Good luck to my ELC for 90 he should
switch flanks and just it'll be the freest of free games now. Huge trade. If I
can trade a crappy light tank for a bonkers OP light tank on a scouting map
like that, wonderful trade. I was never going to T69 now this is an American
auto loader that was recently relatively buffed. Is it one of the
wallet type ones? Yeah it is it's actually freaking useful especially if I
Even though I'm only going out to one place in the evening, I'll just put like a physical
card in my phone case.
Boom.
I don't have to carry a wallet or anything.
So convenient.
Oh my god, we stole Lara Croft from the T69?
No!
We'll have to replace her with a different crew member.
Alright, you're back.
You're back, mate.
That's convenient.
Should I take one mag of HE in this vehicle and I don't think it has enough ammo to take one mag of HE?
Probably surviving in London. I go to London every other month and I've had no issues there
Feel safe as houses to me at least
Boppa
Alright, what are we doing here?
Gotta go North, kick some ass.
Yeah, wait till we get to South London.
Alright.
Why go out with N.I.I.D.?
What?
Because you can't like, you can't do contactless if you're spending more than a hundred pounds.
So if I'm going out to a restaurant and I'm, I don't know, and I'm not having like a reasonably
priced dinner, you can't, you need a card.
You can use Google Pay.
You can use Google Pay to do more than a hundred.
I had no idea you could use Google Pay to do more than a hundred.
I thought Google Pay was just a contactless, you can just increase the limit.
You can't increase the contactless card limit, as far as I know, at least with the cards I use.
I'm pretty happy that I didn't know about that, because if I lost my phone at least no one's
You're not going to be doing anything that much.
Mr. Aries, what are you up to?
Oh no, this is not cool.
Man.
You've got me all thinking about payment stuff now instead of actually playing the bloody game.
So you don't get ID for alcohol or cigarettes?
I haven't been ID'd for alcohol in a long time now.
Last time I was alcohol... sorry.
Last time I was done for that, it was probably about five years ago.
Officially old.
They need more than your phone to use contactless.
Not in the UK.
At least the way my phone's set up for all I need is my phone to be open.
If my phone is open it can do contactless up to 100 pounds.
face ID? No. You got ID when you were 25 to go to a pub and get ID then. I was ID when
I was 30 33 I think the last time I was ID'd I was like okay I think one of the
most ridiculous times I got ID'd was when I think one of the most ridiculous
times I got ID'd was I was at Tankfest with me M4 Ike Phil in Tanya and we
went to an asda to buy some buy some drinks oh shit and Tanya got ID'd even
though I was paying for it and I was like the frick and I showed them my ID and
I was like yo I'm 35 what you think I'm buying alcohol for my wife of 10 years
like what what she could even show them like credit cards in our name and
whatever and so on and so forth and then they were like no and I was like okay
well and so Tanya like left the store and started no we still can't show you
because we know they were dead and I like fuck you so I drove back got her
fricking ID and then went back. It was an absolute joke, like a joke. I understand
that but it's just ridiculous the way that they the way that they acted in
that situation. I think it's important that they protect minors from buying
alcohol and so on and so forth but I'm sorry if you're an adult and you're
with a child you should be able to buy whatever the frick you want. That's so
dumb. That's a stupid system. Like if you've got a friend who's 18 and
you're 17 and they buy you boo if they buy they buy themselves booze if they
give it to you that's their legal choice to make a bad decision right I think if
you go to a freaking supermarket like what happens if I go with my niece or
something if I go with my niece back in the day would I have been able to what
happens if I have a child and I'm 18 years old like what happens am I
allowed to buy booze if I go to the supermarket with my child? It seems a bit weird. Has anyone
experienced that in any countries? You've gone to anyone who looks who's had kids young?
You've gone to a supermarket? That'd be an interesting one. This is my child! If I said
That would be weird. This is my daughter.
We try to avoid taking our kids booze shopping.
Maybe. Hold on. Did I turn into a Type 59 gold?
I'm only joking. I was the T69 shitty game for this tank.
I did get caught out pretty badly.
It was a no man hitting me on the way in that was severely punishing.
Then obviously having that WZ run me down was pretty painful.
The only check ID for teenagers, yeah.
I lost that WZ 1 through 1 game.
I tell you what, I did not deserve to lose this game after I got rid of that EL C-Vin
90.
That should have been the freest of free games.
My ELC of the 90s should have hard-carried and this absolute potato wasn't capable of
hard-carrying anything in their life.
Alright, nice, now it's time for some concept.
Let's get back to our winning ways after that couple of disaster games.
Concepts available in onslaught, doesn't necessarily mean you should buy it.
stores check every time. You're 32 and you get asked to ID all the time for energy drinks
but not for booze. Interesting. Hunsdump, thanks for continuing to serve Ultimate Hegey
stuff and also hums fire trigger is that how I meant to say that or is it hums
fear retriega how I meant to say this dude you have to tell me welcome is it
hums fire trigger something like that my dude appreciate you oh what am I doing
with my life let's go to get what's up rock out good to see my dude how you
How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? What have you got to say?
Meet me!
Sup!
Good!
I am!
Going well. Soldering through pole tanks. Rocking and rolling.
Hope you're good rock out. Thank you very much to you.
My weekend was good. Had a...
A little family gathering for celebrating my mum's birthday.
I played a lot of Divinity 2 with Tanya, I played a lot of Hades myself when I was on
a few nice walks with the Thor.
Just good times.
Did that Ares cook his gun like a new?
You must have.
You missed your vote on the poll?
Oh no, go ahead, oh no.
What were you thinking?
You thought you had something bad to do than to vote on Uncle Scribby Baby's poll website?
Shameful display.
I didn't realize the fire on this tank actually, if you drive backwards, it's kind of close
close call it's no we never seen that
i should be able to go spank that
what's that bulldog doing
easy money
get him
that's this all
watch on me to get the Aries
No problem, I'll get him, watch.
Uh-oh.
He's not allowed to get me though, that's very rude.
Dude, why is his turret so bad? Is that a stock turret or something?
Must be a stock turret.
Skorpion's in that bush.
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Skopje is loading the gerryge!
Jbis and that's a mod, not a mod, it's a paid feature in the game. It's what plus does that.
We got him!
To be fair, you can just go on to a website like TomatoGG to be able to see those kind
of statistics.
into the water. How very rude of you.
Track armor, best armor. This vehicle's got very good side armor as far as I can
remember and the same mistaking. I'm gonna say very good I mean broken, I think.
This tank in a matchup like this really is a force to be reckoned with.
I'll do what the AMBT is behind me dudes.
Got him!
Drive back on the horse after the 269 disaster.
Yank.
I'll take 4 kills and 5,800 combined, GG.
I don't know, maybe I'm living in like an echo chamber but all I see is people hating on
onslaught.
I don't hear anyone actually enjoying onslaught.
Nice first class medal.
We'll boost for a bit of crew training.
Alright, what's up next, should go to T56.
That's right, I just played this thing the other day.
I played Project Ion because I got better equipment.
You enjoy on-store when teams aren't
incompetent buffoons, so pretty much most of the time
then I guess, right?
You... all you see is people hating all sorts of stuff, that's just people.
I hear what you're saying, but I think, like, onslaught is a... bit more of a reality.
For some reason your project iron doesn't have the style.
It's the same for me for my Stitch. It might be a bit of a bug. If you want to, I'd contact
Wargaming Support Reese, and they might be able to remove it and reapply it to give you
the style.
But you know what's interesting about your Project Ion is if you go into the battle,
it'll probably actually show everybody else that you don't have the style either,
I think.
So you've got quite a rare one.
Project Iron has the clan I got in a terrible position.
Ah, I probably should have continued into position here honestly.
It's usually who takes the dip.
You've got a Mars without abs.
That's weird.
two on your account that means there must be some kind of bug happening on your account
specifically.
I'm not very confident about this flank honestly.
You have fifteen?
That's really interesting.
I've got one just this stitch.
be something with the way that you purchased it I don't know the way that
your account is flagged it's very weird dude come back any time
What's the normal version of this tank that should go to T-56?
Got this thing slaps.
Broke or wrap, you can check that on TomatoGG.
Frickin' hell, dude.
I see this Aries is very bravely hiding behind me, isn't he?
Well, he lost his entire tank for it.
There's quite a few tanks, they just lost a coca-drillow, hopefully they lose the M3Y.
My team aren't aiming very well, are they?
Good betta.
That is a perfectly fine game.
I'm happy with my impact.
I wish I hadn't got tagged by four shots back to back to back, but that's like absolutely
fine.
3,300 combined.
ideal but it's okay. Good luck to my team I don't think they'll win it. Our light tank
should really be carrying the baton right now but he's not so alas. Damn I was hoping
we could do quite a win streak going together. Alright let's have a go now in the Chamiura.
This vehicle is a nice little damage dealing medium.
What is it?
Two and a half seconds interclip reload with 390 damage shells, something like that?
The problem with the vehicles is it's just too fat.
Do you know what I think Wargaming were thinking when they released this?
Let's see how it does and then we can tune the ASXX around it.
Right?
Because it's quite similar to an ASXX when you think about it.
It's definitely a vision system exhaust map.
Yee-haw!
Come on then Mr. Cham, you all what are we going to do?
In this tier 11 game.
Come back any time!
What's up, that's Adamak, the Mazda good to see you.
Clipboard on!
66 months, dude. What happened? We got old!
Berserk says seal clubbers have completely ruined load tiers,
no wonder people don't go very far.
What's here? Were you getting seal clubbed out, Berserk?
When did they add tier 11?
September?
Welcome back to the stream, dude
See Mason must be checking out World of Tanks for the first time in half a year
is the stream only in 3 to 60p no it should be in 1080
I should have shot that.
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You're very welcome. Thank you for being so wholesome. I hope you have a wonderful week Al-Qaeda, whatever you get up to
That T30 definitely slapped me very badly
Oh close!
That reaction shot to go back to where the edge was.
Al-Qaeda what are you doing?
You're doing a cheer as well?
You could have had the message ridden out!
Rid out!
But I'm gonna imagine that you wanted to write what you wrote that I read before you
even cheered sir. Now as we were wishing that I have a wonderful stream and I
wish that you have a wonderful week once again Al-Qaeda. Have a good one my dude.
Whatever you get up to. This week I am looking forward to tomorrow I'm gonna be
doing a little bit of YouTube. Then I'm gonna play a bit of Hades, go on a big
What? Yeah, do a workout.
Um, maybe go out on a date night.
Let's go to the cinema, something like that.
Wednesday, going out with my mom and dad, taking them out for a succulent Chinese meal.
They'll be streaming on Thursday.
Please don't cream.
Too late already cream my pants when I kill that 1390.
Oh, there's that T30 who got me.
Am I gonna go see Iron Lung?
It doesn't have very good reviews.
I'll watch it when it's on some kind of TV.
What movie do I want to see?
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
I can't remember the name of it, but there's this one about...
I think it's the Sam Rami film.
Whether they're on an island or something.
Can't remember the name.
I think two people
crash land on an island. I think a
worker with a boss or something.
What's up doomed cacti? First time Teres is my dad passed away yesterday.
I'm sorry to hear that. 10 year old Air Force veteran, your stream has helped keep my mind busy.
You're very welcome. My condolences with your father. Sorry to hear that.
I have no idea what you must be feeling right now, but I appreciate you dropping by.
Let's not dwell on that.
Let's focus on the games.
Are the films called Send Help?
Yeah, I'm thinking about checking that one out.
got pretty good reviews
with the heights I'm not gonna go see that one but ten years ten years going
with a friend
I wasn't too interested
No, why do you think I should see it?
is going with a friend. It's up to the watch of 5000. Gee, thank you so much to you. Hopefully
I can find this 113. Uh oh. Please no HG arena. The bro just rolled. My bro just rolled
for 885 with heat. Come off it son. No, now this should turn into a terrible tragic story.
It could be a good film though, who knows.
I'll take 4000 combined.
Not too bad.
Alright, did we win the Skoda game? Almost certainly we didn't. We did not!
I'm number two on damage, number two on experience. It's Ares used and abused me, that's for sure.
Tough game. My light tanks really didn't make the most of it.
I was having a go on the Prototypu 6.
Critics like it, it sucks if they hate it, it's good. Critics are right the vast majority
of the time, but they don't get it right every time. But they're right the vast majority
of the time.
Alright, let's go. Why do I have full golf?
Another little thank you.
Oh, al-Qaedault. I don't deserve two cheers, but thank you so much, man.
I don't deserve one, let alone two. I very much appreciate it. Thank you.
You're very welcome. I appreciate you swinging by. Thank you for the
positivity.
Thank you very much to you for the cheers. It's very kind.
I hope you enjoy the whole of this dream. This week I'm going to be streaming on Monday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
That's what I'm going to be doing. Thank you Al-Qaeda.
Appreciate you.
Alright, we're going to use Vision System exhaust here and I'm going to make my way west.
What should I go hill? It's hard to say. I might go hill first. I do have very good
camo on this tank. And they only have, they've got three lights.
Oh.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I'm not following the Olympics, no are you?
Chato
Oh god why don't we have any snipers?
This is because we got no TDs.
Nah, I'm in a horrible position.
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Oh my god dude.
Piss off for reals? Oh come on, why was the SPHT there man? That's insane, I was planning
on getting in that bush and then not getting caught again. Disgusting game honestly dude,
absolutely disgusting. Watching that shellma just YOLO in, I got rid of one of the lights,
I should have got rid of the other light, and then the shellmages YOLO's in and it's just
not going to get anything.
I guess I should have looked and saw that they had no tank destroyers.
And if I saw that they had no tank destroyers then maybe I should have gone hill would
have been the more interesting play.
I can't believe the SPHT was up there.
Sucks.
I was going to go get into this bush and then when I was in that bush the T20
wouldn't have kept spotting me.
And then I would have been able to shoot the T20 when it kept poking up like an
absolute goon. This was a frustrating game I'm not gonna lie. I should have probably
seen that we had no TDs but I still thought that maybe some of the heavies of the mediums
would look out. This is an incredibly good tank for playing like a scout and unfortunately
it felt like everybody wanted to scout and nobody wanted to be the damaged dealer.
GG.
That's a very disappointing game considering that the Prototipus 6 is one of the most powerful
tier 8s that you can get your hands on.
Oh well, let's have a go in the hurricane now.
El Hurricane.
This is a clone of the CS63.
vehicle let's go enjoy.
We will go for vision system exhaust here. Only one light tank on the enemy team. Oh
Oh man, that last game, that kicked my ass, dude.
So annoying how that T20 kept poking up and I just kept getting nailed by the arty.
I probably should have just been aiming at the T20's turret and just shot him in the
ridge.
I just felt like I was gonna take another 400 fricking damage from Altie.
I'm not even playing against three Mocky VR players, dude.
he was three marked.
That's amazing how that EBR drove out of there, perfect timing.
Seven meter chode, what a fantastic username, thanks for bringing me a sub of prime.
Valiballan, thank you Valiballan, appreciate you as well.
to be fair with that 262A is there I should be able to go forwards as well I guess. Oh
come on now dude. I'd killed that EBR earlier I could have farmed this entire game.
come
so starting to look very grim
Get wrecked. My game now, bitch. Good stuff. Alright, let's try and win this one now, guys.
I am helping you, dipstick Ares.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on, dude!
Oh, man.
No RNG this game.
Or at least no favorable RNG this game.
Even that shell tried as hard as it could to miss.
This game's very close.
On a knife edge.
I can win this flank.
I'll win the game.
Chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk.
if I don't have a designated target directive on this vehicle. What really should? Let's
see how sweaty this tank is. I'll be quaking if I have this Aries 90. It's full health
This game is still very close. If I get caught by this area, he's 90. I'm absolutely pickled.
Nice trades, mate.
Ah, that's not so good for me.
I'm on one shot now for both of these bozos.
6.66 second reload.
I am Satan confirmed.
That's my 5th kill.
Well, awful combines, but at least I killed a third of the enemy team. GG.
4,300 is awful. It is for this tank.
I wonder if that EBR was sweaty.
It wasn't. How is this guy 3 marked with EBR? For real?
55% is 3 marking at EBR in 140 games? Oh, it's only
2 marks. My eye is deceived me! This DBV
was pumping 6k. Good try. Man, a
57% of 85,000 battles who still got Quacky Baby Curse
of 2020. Never a 10k game. That's very surprising considering tier 11's in the game. To be fair,
he hasn't played much of it. He'll get one in Natasha and Rata for sure. A first class
medal in the hurricane for only 1,163? Looks like this thing is pretty easy to ace right
now. What I'm doing marks wise on this tank, my combines are shocking. I'm doing
less than 3,000 damage a game in this fic. I don't understand why. What? I swear to be
better in my CS 63. Well, marginally. Like 250 extra.
My average damage and win ratio is very low in the hurricane. But then again, when you
play the hurricane, do you get matched up? You probably don't get matched up against
hurricanes I just need to play better come back any time awful stats all right
gonkowice let's go gonkowice times the tier 9 Polish tank destroyer right
can't live I'm only averaging 4,100 combined in that vehicle disgusting
What am I doing?
Probably the other south on this thing.
I'm just on it with them!
Can't they just drive around them?
They're way faster!
Alright, alright, alright, let's go.
Is that a 6th sense Directive Drop?
Improves speedier 6th sense, like wargaming are the ones to decide what the drops are.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
You only have 2500 average damage on a Tashin Rutter?
Have you just started playing it?
The Tushing Rotter is a very strong tank.
Even if you trade with the Yak Panzer 100, you should still be able to get the Yak Panzer
100 level.
Oh my lord.
Bloody hell.
Oh no!
The other Ares got me just before I was going to dump that guy.
Oh, come on, man. So unfair.
I guess I should have been more like that.
Was that guy spotted the whole time or did he literally just appear?
I got to decide.
I don't know. I wanted a YOLO game.
I wanted a YOLO game.
Was that guy spotted the whole time?
I don't think he was.
Oh, actually, to be... No, there's a VCS in the corner.
He's not spotted there?
Look, he's actually not spotted.
You can't tell because of the stupid twitch.
Oh, he is there.
Actually, that's just a misplay by me then, I guess.
I don't know.
I just wanted a YOLO game.
Where does he get spotted exactly?
I was reading a Twitch chat at that point.
He's not spotted and I've kind of committed,
my brain has committed like,
he gets spotted there right on the edge,
but my brain has already committed.
Oh, God, dude.
The Ares and the Yegros and everything.
Honestly, I thought I could get safe here.
If I turned my armor towards the other areas,
I was like a second away.
I was like, oh, I feel like I held down the mouse button.
The shell just didn't connect.
Jesus Christ.
Too aggressive, guys, honestly.
Well played to the Ares.
Did a good job getting forwards.
Fortunately, I got rocked.
I shouldn't have allowed the other one to poke.
It didn't even lose any hit points.
Bloody hell.
Good player doing a good job.
He's killed three people so far.
Shit, I hate letting Ares win, honestly.
What is up with these games, dude?
T69, apocalyptic loss, concept.
Fantastic, like what was it, five kill win.
go to T56, completely let down by the team, then the Charmurah, decent enough, a strong
kind of impact in the Charmurah 4k combo. Then we have the Prototipus 6 where I end up trying
to play like a scout tank and we don't have any tank destroyers. Then I have the Hurricane
where I crush the EBR and then get 5 kills, then I have a Goncavita, it seems to be
hit or miss right now. I need to put some wins together man, it's been lost win,
win loss win loss well let's just see what we can do freaking Aries dude you
don't you don't consider them honestly thought I could just go ham there and
they're going to be said can't imagine how else I meant to play that vehicle
maybe you know some heavies in the middle am I gonna try and spot this
map or not. I don't know. Whatever. So this is a clone of the 121. It's not a bad tank,
Not a good tank, it's just a tank.
I- I- that guy had his gun cooked as well. I would have been able to shoot him twice.
Get his whole tank out of a game there.
So sad.
What played to the Ares 94? I'm going around the corner and donking me.
In such weird games right now, when I'm cast to where my team's set up.
It's like no TDs playing today for some reason. Not really, it's no TDs on my team.
That's an interesting plank.
Okay.
What a hard shot to hit, that's only 720, the shell velocity.
Piss. I could have just hit that if I'd fired AP, honestly.
What am I doing? I've missed on a kill here for no reason.
The first shot against a 31 of 5 is the correct one, because I could have killed him if
I had no role.
So lucky.
I felt pretty good after dying to an area in the previous battle to kill one now.
To be fair, he did do like a thousand two hundred damage to me.
I'm pretty sure he did 1,200 damage to me in total, but at least he's dead.
You do have to pay to trade with those vehicles, you really do.
Unless you're playing like a heavy with alpha.
Well, something was really good on that.
I don't understand how many point of building is he. Oh, there he is.
Wow, I'm in a bit of a pickle now. This guy could easily kill me.
Nice shot by the leopard.
Wow, everyone's low health.
He's cooked his gun though.
I'd take 4,100 combined. Not ideal, but that's life.
What's that Iceman could see? Huey could see.
Vyten, thank you.
Alright, that was the Monkey King, now we're going to have a go in the Peregrine.
Oh, I've got my second mark of excellence in the Monkey King.
Did they sell this thing again recently?
Why would I get my second mark of excellence?
Maybe I've just never played this tank enough.
I've played it a hundred and six times.
Can't believe it took me so long to get my second mark.
I'm a big fat newbie.
All right, what's next?
Peregrine, cool.
IS3A, clone.
Look how many Soviet heavies there are.
So hard to find.
Should take a look to see how well the Aries did on the
Gonkovitsa game.
He did well.
It's not that good of a player, but he did well.
Went after him.
Alas poor baby we barely knew you.
Alright let's go Peregrine o'clock.
map. You're welcome, budget tanker, I appreciate you.
Tip on how to complete assistance 3 on the dravots. What's the mission? I don't know what
assistance 3 on the dravots is.
We're tagged with a good matchup.
It's not really that good of a matchup.
Can you believe I think this tank only costs like 150,000 free experience or something in that auction? It's crazy good price.
Probably, or was it 400k? I can't remember. Was it 400,000 free experience or was it 100,000 free experience or like 300?
I think it was one of the best deals in water tanks history.
But the tank is still just nice today.
What auction?
It was an auction like about three years ago or something.
Suki says that your tank made it through the pole.
Sick.
Oh, we've got lots more tanks to come, by the way.
Should extend the list.
Look at this.
So many bangers to come today.
You think it was someone nobody was bidding?
Fair shout.
Time to punish in areas.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Didn't expect him to go mid.
I was going to reverse sidescrap this guy.
Oh shoot, is he just coming after me?
I got to get away from the Ares.
I was so worried about the Ares going after me that I would rather almost take a shot
from that guy then get pumped by the areas up the buff. I know where am I pushing 100,
whatever it is, 60 tons or 180 tons away from this wall. Well that guy really wanted
to kill me that's for sure congratulations dude you got me nearly
this thing is a vicious reverse side scraper splotch 330 heat pen from the
Yeah, Borsig there.
Only problem with the vehicles is the lack of gun to brush shit. What are you guys doing?
Oh no, one time please.
Oh, I can't believe they just drove across. My bad.
I should have probably reacted. Let me take a quick look at my tunnel vision. Were they
spotted driving across? Maybe they weren't. Let's take a look. I hate the way that Stupid
Twitch does this. Just show me the end. So I'm there side scraping and let's take a look.
Toro appears. It is pretty bad tunnel vision by me. Look, I had at least about two seconds
more that I could have reacted. I reacted just a little bit slow. My bad. But my sixth sense goes
off. My fault. Bloody hell, dude. Today is so weird. It's literally like a 50 50
session today. And I think if I played a little bit more intelligently there,
I could have won that game. I've got to stop this. I'm like having a good impact in winning one game.
The next game is just not an impact. I can't put a streak together today.
All right, let's have a go in the Tier 9 Chinese Heavy, the 114. It's a decent enough tank.
Let's go get some. This thing's available inside the Bond Store. I think it's solid.
It's solid. I don't think you can really go too wrong with it. I don't think it's incredible.
But whatever. Nice match up. I've got a huge amount of hit points. I've got like tier 10
hit points. Genuine tier 10 hit points.
Let's make our way south, see what we can grab.
It does do what it needs to do.
I don't think it's fair to call this thing a tier 9 top.
This tank gets cool points.
Really?
It gets cool points?
I think this tank is very cool. Why would you say this tank is cool?
Come back any time.
You thought the Tog was the best tank in the game though?
It is.
That's why this isn't the Tog.
Tribute to ACDC says let's go Seahawks.
What are the Seahawks?
They're a baseball team?
There's some baseball going on.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Of American football?
Oh.
Oh, Willys.
Right, my weak point.
Are they won the Super Bowl yesterday?
Cool.
Oh
Oh, okay, we're okay
This Jagdtiger is terrifying dude.
I only have like a 50-50 chance of pending that Jagdtiger not like that.
Dude this is actually really scary they've got so many tanks here and I've only got
hit points in this tank.
As soon as that Yag Tiger starts to make a push play, I'm absolutely screwed.
Okay, here's what I think I have to do.
I think I have to drop and actually try to assist the Yag Tiger here while I assist
against the Yag Tiger.
Oh, this game is completely cook-o-renoed.
We are not even cooked.
We're roasted.
This game's so done.
I have to drop back another ridge and hope that my team help me out.
I'm going to need the SU to come over here and help.
I need everyone and their mum to come help.
Okay.
I cry every time.
Oh, why do you have to set me on fire, dude?
I've probably been able to avoid another shot.
Well, you know what?
Big respect to that Jagdtiger.
That's just perfect Jagdtiger play, isn't it?
He gets into a position.
He trades aggressively with a big amount of hit points.
Yeah, there's just not much that I could do here.
Such a huge disparity in the team.
The CC Mark II would have been the perfect tank to have over towards the south.
He would have had 10 degrees of gun depression.
He says, no effing pint in wasting more time with another clown team.
Well, spinked a boy.
You were on a complete wrong flank.
You'd been down towards the south, maybe you could have been able to hold back the
Jagdtiger.
Ah, how sad.
The only thing I wish I'd done differently in this game is at least tried to trade
more aggressively with the Jagdtiger, because if I had, maybe I could have held it.
Ah, that's a bit of a sad game, guys, honestly.
But yeah, GG. Yeah, just props to the ag-tiger just wasn't
Wasn't taking crap and that's exactly how you have to play the ag-tiger
He's got big hit points and big DPM if you can just trade evenly
It's more than sufficient for getting through the game. This Toro got a bloody rabbi Walters medal in there. Well, congrats, dude
It's a good game for you. Oh
Alas the matchmaker is not being very kind to me right now
but hell I need to have more of an impact in my battles. Really tough, I feel like I'm playing
some very mediocre tanks. But yeah, hopefully I have some good ones coming up shortly.
GGs. Alright, let's go TNH down south and try and get into position to grind about. That's
All I can do?
Man, I must have like a 50-50 win ratio right now, dude.
It's like I have one shitty game and one good game,
but unfortunately that was meant to be the good game and it was shitty.
Oh, well.
I don't think I should turn right here, I think I just slowed myself down.
the areas is taking my position.
So what is a KB?
I don't even know what the hell that tank is.
Hold on.
Is that a tier 8?
No, it's a tier 9.
Bro, is that like...
That must be like an Object 752.
Must have a really long reload.
Holy shit, it doesn't even have a long reload.
Is it an auto-reloader?
Hold on, hold on.
We need to go find out what that is.
Is it an auto-reloader then?
It must be an auto-reloader.
Hold on, is it even...
Sorry, is it not Soviet?
KB-52.
Is it a medium?
Oh, it's a medium.
hold on it's got a 24-second real hold on 340 alpha dude what it was hitting me
for 390 was it not
bro I thought it had 390 alpha hit me for 351396406 so I presumed it must be
390 alpha but no it was just rolling it was just rolling big basically okay so he was just rolling big
he is rolling above 390 wow what a weirdo
it has the same hole as a 7772 dude is it a 7772 with a 752 turret is that what it is
It looks to me as if it's a 777 hull with a 752 turret.
And it has a very similar gun, but it's a medium.
Wow, what a crazy tank for rushing into position and auto-loading.
If it raises its gun, it's got 270mm of turret armour.
Well, that is a toxic tank, let me tell you. Incredibly toxic to play against.
With 295 APCR in as well on a tier 9 medium.
Oh god dude. Nooooo.
Well GG. Some good marksmanship by him.
The reason I went around the corner aggressively is because I thought if he's got 390 alpha, he must have like a 30 second reload.
Wrong, he's got a 24 second reload.
Jesus dudes.
Oh well, you learn new things every day. That's the first time I've ever seen that tank.
Got it's reload is 10 seconds faster than a 752.
It does have way less alpha.
Super fast as well. Good God, dude.
Well, shoot. All right, let's have a go in the ARL.
Man, it's really hard to stay optimistic about the way that the
whole tanks are going, but I guess I just got to try and dig deep
and try and play my best. Holy shit, dudes.
The guy needed 2,300 damage.
He's a reasonably good player.
It's a shitty game for a reasonably good player.
But, yeah, it must be brand new.
Oh, it's tier 9, sorry.
That's the first time he's ever played it.
Did it go in in a micro patch today?
Looks like the super test has just got their hands on them.
Rose this... Actaigo is sweaty, let me tell you. You know, look at that re-roll.
Matchmaker being very unfair to me right now while I have to play these mediocre tanks.
Alright, let's go ARL.
Replacement for the 752 incoming? It won't be a replacement.
Alright, well, let's get back on the horse, we didn't like that streak of games.
demoralizing honestly
the peregrine we had, their top tier heavy
has a 1 in, whatever it is, 1 in 2000 kind of game for them
gets a randly, to be fair I could have probably got a couple more shots in
And the 1-14 we play against, uh, Sweaty-ass Jagdtiger.
And the next game we play against, a tank which has probably just come out from the
Super Test today.
I never even heard of that one.
Bizarre.
340 alpha times 3.
He rolled plus 50 plus 50.
24 second reload dude. Crazy. Let's have a long intro clip though. Alright. Let's try
to get back to basics. Now we're all style.
I missed the 105mm on this tank honestly.
Walkiming finally got rid of the 105mm with its higher alpha damage on its gold and took
like 10 years
I don't know how I'm ever going to get rid of an AT-8 probably with some support tanks
at the back, you know what pushing an AT-8 is not going to be the best way to play.
Okay, trying to play some support near the flank.
That's my shovel, I lost 2,250.
Oh, great.
Oh, just kill me now, World of Tanks.
Honestly, holy shit dude.
The disparity in these teams is just disgusting.
Obviously they've both got good light tanks and I don't.
Oh man, honestly, honestly, honestly, what an absolute shit fest the matchmaker is
being right now.
What can I do against this level of vision disparity man?
My Type 64 and ELC both get caught out and they've both got their sweats on the mid-rich.
Nothing I can do.
All I could do I guess is just sit back here and try and wait for the 88 to push but that's
not going to make a bean of difference if their light tanks are in the middle and just
dominating.
Alright!
So now I'm going to play the Type 57, wouldn't say this is a good tank but...
Oh, these pole tanks are cursed today.
Let's try and get back on the horse.
It's like 57, so it's okay, it's here, right?
Good God.
Well, at least we had some good ones.
Like I should have done better with my wind ratio here to try and make up for it.
Like, oh, it's just so frustrating.
There are some good tanks, man.
So unfortunate.
I don't know.
Just think just don't go my way in the game at the moment.
I'm not sure if it's a me issue or if it's just a game issue right now.
What are you going to do?
Alright, let's make our way west to see what we can do.
I don't know how I'm going to deal with those top tier heavy platoon.
Just try to play like a good little support tank.
This tank's more of a richline sniper.
There's no richlines on this map, that's for sure.
go get in a window and pray they suck. What the hell are my top tier heavies? Don't like
support tanks. Fine. You know what? I guess I've got to create an ambush then. See, I feel
like if you give up the town it's apocalyptically bad, but you know what? If my team wants to
give up the town then I'm not going to just go get caught out. I guess I've got to try
and make some sneaky plays here. Yo, you're not helping though, TBT. You're not helping.
You haven't got into position early. You haven't done anything, mate. I'm not going
to go over there. The peacekeeper wants to try and create some angles. I'll try
trying to create some angles from back here
somebody's at the back spotting me, probably at 4 sec
Welcome
Sponge what's up do you succeed running? Oh God nice you just somehow
What is that shot dudes?
Like can I can world of tanks just f right off right now? Honestly? Can it just f like the hell off?
That guy really hit that from down below
Crazy man
Mental shot. Is that an overmatch on this tank? Looks like it probably is an overmatch.
Is that only 50 millimeters of armor up there? Maybe.
Oh, alright, let's just keep playing as a support vehicle.
Looks like the ISU is still there, actually.
Dude, you're about to get ISUed very hard.
Crazy how he was able to see me. He must be using coated optics for sure. Nice to know
that I'm blind-fired. Alright, looks like I was able to cover that gen. Let's make
our way in now. This game's looking like it's a bust. The T95, thankfully, has played
like a noob. You could have easily pushed through here.
Unfortunately I've played so defensively that I haven't done anything this game.
Just so worried that I was going to get rolled over again.
I wanted to make sure I was at least able to support.
I've got a durability device.
No one to invest it on.
Remember me?
Well, the tank's clown-based matchmaking, that's for sure.
One way or another.
What a pathetic 1,000 damage combined I think if I hit my blindshot.
Oh, we're only about 1,300 combined here.
Disgusting.
Alright, um, well at least it's a win.
Alright.
Let's go on a big fat win streak now
My only option
Type 68 this is a very strong tier 9 tank actually. It's a very good one. The tier 9 Japanese heavy is solid
Just depends on whether I get the match up or not
Weird game, dude
This ARL was just disgusting at how bad my light tanks were
just so bad dude all of them we have like a tis another one tier six good god
yeah okay why am I getting re-rolls why am I getting 60% re-rolls on the enemy team
Isn't there a Type 64 as well?
It wasn't even that good.
It's a second re-roll we've played against in the last half an hour.
What are we doing here?
Definitely taking the view range.
I've been able to see the ISG with that field mod.
Right, Type 68, let's go to 9 Japanese tank.
I've got another field mod.
Oof. God, that lack of second equipment.
You know what, I feel a city map coming on, so I'm actually going to spend a little bit of free experience to take a durability.
It just reminded me, I don't think I've unbanned Berlin.
Let's get a little bit more variety in the matchmaker.
What's up, AlonLoni?
First, I'm Chastis.
Your favorite tank is the FE4202.
How do I make a competitive modern World of Tanks?
It's just basically a original tank, right?
The strengths of the FE4202 probably
is like the gun handling.
It's reasonable turret armor and it's decent
pen, but it's not a very
better tank these days, mate.
I'd probably recommend you wait for
World of Tanks to buff the
FE4202.
Alright, let's go north.
First time I've had a gun depression map in ages, it feels like.
lmao
tough game
That Tush and Rutter's going to be a pain in the nuts.
So is the hacker.
Hawks on the other flank.
EBR might be mid still.
Doesn't look like it.
This is not a good position for a 1-13 nuts for sure.
He's gone to press here really.
I should get forwards probably into the dip right now, if I can.
I don't think that EBR is stupid.
No he's not.
Let's go up here over here.
Should be able to smash those areas.
This is a very decent tank.
I remember playing this one. It's much better tier for tier than the Type 71 is.
Any tier 9 that has the same gun and pretty much the same capabilities.
I'll watch out with getting double tracked here otherwise it'll be my last thing I do.
rat is isolated. Damn, are they going to take my base?
Now the 907 should handle it, I think. Does this tank have a sneak suspension? It has
a hydrodynamic suspension, yes. Come on.
Oh my sweet mother of God, that was a lot of damage to take there.
Bloody hell.
I'm getting some spotting.
I think that EPR is going to come across to kick my ass, actually.
Oh no, nightmare.
Some brave push, but you know what, my team needed it at that moment.
Where's this EPR going?
Ohhhhhh, I'm gonna regret not getting him.
He's gonna start tanking my Boltz and he could even load HE and kill me in a single shot right now.
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such a weird game to its
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That's me 900 tracking, feels bad man.
Alright, I did what I needed to do.
It's a good result, 3800 combined.
Spongebob's up.
Thanks for continuing to stop.
What's this?
M3 driver.
In with five gifted subs. Thank you very much M3 driver. Is that BMW M3 driver? Wow.
A BMW M3 driver just did something nice for five people. This must be a world first,
Welcome.
Oh, an M3 Lee driver. Rest in peace, dude.
It's the Lee. Oh, no, the Lee can't give me subs.
Welcome.
These games today, dudes, honestly.
Thank you so much.
M3 driver.
Have you guys voted for the M3 Lee today? You haven't.
I don't have to play the M3 Lee. F yeah.
Let's go. Happy days for Uncle Scrubs.
Alright guys, now I'm going to play in the ISM.
Thank you so much M3 driver for those five gifted subs.
Very much appreciated. Thanks sir.
Oh my god dare I say I just won two games in a row. Let's keep it going.
Let's go get some. Tough map for this tank. I'll try. There's no such thing as Jinxing.
No M3 League at any time.
Alright.
How you doing Captain?
Robvious.
Alright guys, I think the only way I'm going to influence this game is if I get forwards.
The only problem is is that they can have big tank destroyers at the back, but on the other hand we see where there's a tree fell
Oh god, I'm gonna handle this. I gotta go for this anyway
Maybe cause a scary tank
Is that a stock turret?
Let me back, let me back, let me back.
This.
These guys in the platoon.
How does that miss dude? Kicking the teeth in there ever was one.
Will you please for the love of God help me?
Thank you.
Okay, he's probably got a reload for a few seconds, what gun was he using earlier?
Ugh.
It's a fight.
What are you shooting me for, dude?
I'm on your team.
No, I saw the splash.
I don't know how I'm going to spot the brass, I'm never going to see him, he could literally
be on the edge of that lake and I wouldn't see him right now.
Oh, down the ice here that's for sure.
Wank.
Will I even be able to spot him?
You know what, it's no point.
Oh, game's done.
Dude.
All right, let's have a go in the concept five. Hell yeah. I think most of the shitty tanks
are over now. I think we've got some bangers coming up. The concept five is definitely one
of them. I just want to feel like I can play some tanks where I can actually carry games.
Okay, I'm looking at all of these tanks coming up
and I do think that all of these vehicles
are legitimate opportunities for me.
Okay, so firstly, let's start in the concept five.
This is probably one of the better tier 10
medium tanks for the random queue.
Nice alpha, great accuracy,
almost like a cheating kind of gun.
Problem of the vehicle is just the worst kind of camo.
So I'm kind of at the mercy of the Manticore here.
I'm gonna have to go for a vision system exhaust
to make my way south and just pray
that the Manticore sucks really, that's it.
Let's go for it, let's go for it.
Don't block me right now you absolutely terrible scrubs. Do not block me right now get the Frick away from me
Oh man this thing without the turbo is still quite slow dude
might be about to get absolutely popped guys but I can't hold back I've got to go anyway
Okay, at least I made it to the back, I don't know how long I'll be able to hold here.
knock down that tree and then have two trees in the bush to hide in. Just provide some support
fire basically. Wow that leopard 120 was so stupid. One of the most stupid things I've
seen ever to go up on that ridgeline like that. Like I did should be reportable. To
protest what the frick are you talking about?
That should never, ever have hit that ridge line.
That was practically a guaranteed hit.
I don't even understand what there is to say.
Oh, off-world of tanks right now, man.
How am I meant to carry these imbeciles on my team like this Leopard 120?
It's like, I'm going to protest this game.
They've got good players.
Like, just STF you, honestly.
Gonna be about to hit that manticle there, I can win this.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, get him, get him, get him.
Just get that manticle.
Just one shot on that manticle and I win.
Lepid left, interestingly, one of the Manticore does as well, but yeah I guess sneaking weasel.
All right guys, let's see if we can have a Wacky baby carry moment.
Oh no.
Nice.
God this thing slaps doesn't it.
This guy's probably chilling in those bushes.
Nice time for you to move across to 100LT.
Fine, I'll do it.
Such a weird shot with the bridge dudes trying to shoot through those rails
If I get spotted here I die, I'm just gonna wait for the T100
I got some spots my dude, I can't risk it right now
The game's on a knife edge, we need you to get some vision, come on T100 LT
Stupid World of Tanks dude! Will it please stop hitting the shots right now man? Honestly.
So dumb I'm playing like the most accurate medium tank in the game once you set it up
like I have. And it's just not bloody working right now.
How am I meant to carry these games? Should we just cap? I think we should just cap.
Alright, it's over. I'm not capping. It's done. Honestly, man.
If I stop capping, they might stop capping and at least allow us to do a little bit of
damage before the game is done. Such a frustrating game.
Sorry, I don't even know. Honestly, that hush kept his mark for sometimes.
It's just so freaking weird.
Wow.
Where's the Hirsch Kephund?
That building is in that bush right there.
Honestly, what that Leopard 120 did here should be a bannable offence, saying about he's using
some kind of mod and sees that they have pro players on the enemy team.
And then he goes and says he's doing a protest to get himself killed to wargaming.
You know what?
Wargaming should protest you by fricking banning you from playing the game.
Asshole.
Oh my god, dude. Honestly, if this guy hadn't like used some shitty mod...
Well, he's a 51% win rate player as well.
What are you talking about at the start of the battle? Oh, they've got too many good players.
I'm gonna protest. Jesus Christ.
How about you just play the bloody game and we win?
All I needed was your hit points, asshole.
Well, they don't even have good players.
Where are they good players at?
What the frick?
What?
They don't even have good players.
only good player was the manticore and I popped him. It doesn't even make sense dude. 37,000
games. What an embarrassment to the player base, honestly players like that guys. Cool.
Alright, let's have a go in the Bork and Keffer. Bork and Keffer. Alright, let's be the light tank.
I don't even understand what kind of mod that guy must have been using because if he was using XVM, there was no one on the enemy team who was actually any good.
build here.
What's the bulk of that for anyway? It's tier 11 German life.
This is a brutal tech.
Good game.
Artic could get me here though, unless I'm careful.
They're all doing it.
This guy's got a durability device, so it's gonna be hard to track him.
Oh, I shouldn't have gone for the tracking shot, I should have just taken the damage there,
honestly, misplayed by me.
Oh wow, I don't understand, he's got 2,500 hit points, but it's so easy to track him
right now?
Maybe he's using experimental durability device, or maybe he doesn't have a good
career
he's got 2,500 hit points
to be fair he doesn't have, maybe he doesn't have the upgrades that give him the track health yet
could be, yeah
uh, we're in a bit of a pickle here actually, those KR1s are gonna come up behind us, kick our asses
I guess I should have just pushed down into the type 5 heavy, honestly.
I thought that I could sneak out to here and then at least have a bit of a crossfire.
Sheesh.
Well, hopefully my team just capped.
I honestly thought those guys were going to my cap, that was the only way I was going to lose the game
as if they'd driven into my cap, and so my plan was to go here and then try to reset the cap circle over here.
At least that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
My team will probably still find a way to lose this.
Probably.
Somehow.
Someway they'll still find a way to lose this, like they'll drive up into a hold down position, or something like that.
As long as they catch these three guys, this should be okay.
Is this just how KR1 players play? That guy just drove round a corner into four players and lost his entire tank.
This one's facehugging a 3 marked KR-1, at least my arty are rebalancing this bozo.
Is that 3 marked KR-1 not using a durability device?
Interesting, maybe he's just going for like a full speed build.
Personally for me on that tank you should use a durability, not Grouse's Turbo.
What would he be using? Grouse's Turbo and what?
A spell liner? You don't need a spell liner on that tank.
I don't know what a mad game this was, what's this?
I mean it's a reasonable trade, guys for it it's a reasonable trade.
I don't know guys this game was just not World of Tanks, that's all there is to say.
I'm happy it's a win though.
Alright let's have a go in the T49, so I've been playing the LTC2 all week and I can tell you
The LTC2 is an absolute piece of crap compared to the T49 and this is an absolute Chad wagon.
I won't be streaming on Wednesday Rock, I'll be streaming on Thursday this week.
This week I'll be doing Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Alright, what are we doing here?
Unfortunately I've got a scout on this map.
See what Anomazier favourite light tank until the char came around?
First shout.
what could be up there? TVP, IU, SCODA, should use the heat then
I don't think I'll pen each thing.
Imagine if I was in an LTC2, I just shot that guy once, I didn't cripple him.
This tank, it cripples them.
And that's a tier 9 medium we're talking about here.
Equal tier medium.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I mean, respect, that's, it's a great assassination.
I mean, GG dude.
I respect that very much.
Absolutely nothing I can do about that.
played to the Shalmer, came in and just one magged me. Full mag 1,600 damage with a full
HE penetrating, I must have got every shot. GG, only lost 500 hit points for it as well.
It's disgusting, that guy's gotta go on the blacklist as a matter of principle. Oh
man, he just drove up in front of the 268.
It's a suicide monkey, if ever there was one.
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in two hours, so let's go take a quick break.
We want to come back.
We will try to get the ball rolling again.
Good luck to my team, hopefully they manage it.
Oh god, here comes a cobra now as well.
Oh, nice one shot, GG.
It's huge.
We'll give a thumbs up to the left before a five. That was actually a really good shot
Okay, yeah, I'll be right back that was that was
Brutal HG damage if it was any
What a nuke. They'd like one.
Just got lucky.
I didn't win.
Oh god!
Can you believe a shellman did 1,600 damage?
With a single mag.
It's a good mag dish.
What are you gonna do?
Just get yo-loaded by a slightly above average player.
Tough game.
My Type 68 gave it a bounding go. Didn't quite do enough damage. Jesus dude, look at this.
It's just auto aim and then the mouse hold. And then I, for some reason, the side of my
tank, even though I was turning to try to get to him, he was actually out doing the
the traverse of my vehicle. Freaking 65 damage, 63-60. I thought that thing had- That's crazy.
I guess it's multiple shots hitting quicker than the game can calculate, right? 33 hits.
Brutal. Yeah, this thing actually has no spaced armor, does it? Wow, it is a big, horrible
thing. One of the easiest tanks in the game to shoot, actually, with HE, isn't it? Geez,
I hadn't realized. Yeah, this thing has just no protection over the side. None at
That's life.
Alright, where was I?
DBV.
Tough day.
It can get derped. It's not even really that it can get derped. It's more of a case of
it can just get sprayed with very low PEN HE. That's amazing damage though. Full mag
like Shilma. Not even any of the mist I don't think. Only like even 5 or 6 of them have missed.
would have been able to handle it all right so again the DBB snipe it out
this vehicle is kind of laughably almost like a tier 11 TD down at tier 10 but
genuinely think that if you were to put this at tier 11 it would probably I'm
put it against the Hirsch Kaffir, it would probably be very comparable statistically.
Why are both of my lights playing as if they're tank destroyers?
even that shell velocity doesn't suck
Do you know what, 281 AP Pen is well...
Nice shot.
281 AP Pen is actually brutal.
281 AP Pen is probably the same as like 300 APCR.
and we just got the shell velocity as well, does it matter?
AP with shell velocity is better than APCR.
Uuughh...
Maybe...
I would really like it if my team won a flank.
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Still very winnable game, especially if that T49 messes up.
The T49 is probably in that bush but I'm not going to take the risk.
I can't just drive out there.
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this
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Why hasn't the Comfort Pond's done anything?
Fucking cunt puns is just sat there.
Absolutely f***ed bird.
Jesus Christ, guys.
Oh, just when I thought I had an opportunity to start to really go for it on the matchmaker.
And yeah, it just doesn't do.
Concept Leopard 120 Suicide into T49.
Suicide Shellmer.
I tried this game.
I shut down both of the enemy's light tanks.
double what anyone else did on my team it's not enough. I must have bounced off the
strv earlier what a shame.
Oh well let's have a go in the Rambo this is a pretty okay tier 9 heavy there's so many pretty
okay tier 9 heavies in the game now well what's this?
Let's get some Daryl Dixon in the round though.
Sounds good to me.
Oh, I can't get any momentum today.
Try my best.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, rampo.
High DPM, great rate of fire 105mm for 360 alpha, decent tarot, worse gold pen than the
I don't know why the char backed out of going up on the hill.
A rendus cowardly plays by the char.
He should have been put there.
My team already showed fear.
guys three looks so weird
never be a bounce
That's good play by the Tiger Mouse.
He thinks he's got way better Tarotama than he actually does though.
His Tarotama's good, but it's not against 320.
He's very much favorite rating his Tarot.
We need somebody proxy spotting the squall.
My mouse should have never been side scraping like that.
Dude, why are you driving out at a 45 degree angle?
This angle you're on the more intelligently right now.
Dude, please adjust your position.
It's bad enough that you're not painted.
I didn't even scratch it.
That's close enough.
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just five year on the same
That's one of the worst plays I've seen in a while, but if I play Mateo, I'm going to
use you as a big distraction to take the hill.
It's nice to have a few big distractions.
This WT is right there in that bush.
I think he's right there, maybe a little bit higher.
Yeah.
I wonder if I can wedge over here and get into 75, maybe.
The scheme's still pretty close.
Oh, I can't handle the tank properly, stupid tank can get up there.
Interesting decision there.
Ah, that was a really slow shell and a lot longer reload than I thought it would be.
My bad.
Somebody spotted me.
Sneaky as fuck
This tank's very nice.
Always seems to do well on this vehicle.
Give me anything with a bit of DPM in the turret.
We have three vehicles with fairly decent turrets coming up
What's up new blight you haven't had prokhorovka once in the last 440 Matt matches
There's only two ways that has happened new blight one is that you have prokhorovka banned inside your list of banned maps
And you forgot to remove it or secondly
You actually have random encounters turned off
Now what I mean is there's actually a setting here where you can opt out, I believe, still of playing...
Welcome!
Is there still even an option? It used to be around here.
Have they knocked out... Yeah, sorry. This option here. You see this? Play on maps with random events.
If you have this turned off, there is no way that you've not got Prokhorovka in 440 battles.
way statistically would be crazy unlikely for you to not get Prokhorovka in 440
battles. It might be a case that you've got that checked. I didn't get Prokhorovka
in Malinovka for ages once they removed it so make sure you have play on maps
with random events turned on. It's most likely the issue. It's probably one of
those two things and if you tell me that you've got random events turned
turn it off, play a game, and then turn it on again, and it might fix it.
We're trying to do a full reinstall on a new account and see what happens.
Oh, where are we going?
Probably north, do I want a durability device here?
Nah.
Ah, probably should have, actually.
Wow, as my team is just completely giving up on this game already.
I can't take the risk of the T30 tortoise and the Rosetta 66 are going down here, so
I'm going to just wait for an ambush.
It's a nice matchup and I don't like playing like this, but...
I don't like playing this defensively, but...
I'm really surprised the enemy team are being so disciplined.
help. I'm biding my time I don't usually do it. In the matchup I put one heavy tank in this game.
I have to wait for them to try and flank the T95.
With a vehicle like this you have to um...
All right.
I feel like the time has been fighted that we can look now. I've got enough support.
I don't know why the enemy team didn't push, they had a huge numerical advantage on that
flank unless they knew I was setting a trap.
I just had to buy my time to make sure I win this one.
I still got a whole tortoise to deal with here, so it could still be a pin in the nuts.
Oh, stop mirroring me, dude.
Oh, disaster, dude.
Unpainted frigging saladin.
Wait, 26 seconds now before I can push again.
I don't want to avoid getting spotted, but I don't want to get proxied.
Oh, my lord.
Oh you ssss...
Plus too many hitpoints that area.
You don't realize how much they're doing, right?
Oh wow, the tortoise isn't very healthy.
Tortoise isn't very good either.
E-50 on kill, I'm sure.
Are you actually kidding me that this Saladin
has trod me so many times?
of
the
I can't high roll anything right now in this tank.
You missed the T49? Yeah, you did, bro.
one of the old scene
is going to get eaten up by an Aries in a second
When he gets eaten by an Aries he might panic to do something else.
Oh, bless you.
Minus 5k.
Wow, the Aries even set him on fire.
That was impressive that he managed to actually sneak into those bushes.
Alright, let's have a go on the XM57.
That was a really nice matchup for the T-54 I won, it's just the way the game developed
is I felt like I obliged to slow play it.
I wanted to make sure I won.
I finished number one on damage, but I just don't think I could have lived with myself
if I'd gone down there and then got caught out.
Alright, where's my XM-57?
This thing is disgusting!
What a chat of a tank.
Let's go and enjoy.
All right, XM57, very nice match up, let's get clapping.
some ammo please.
60TP or E100?
B100 is better in a nice matchup and the 60cp is better in a not nice matchup.
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Well, sorry about that little char.
A little rock on the enemy team has become a little mound.
I mean, driving out broadside against an XM57 is pretty brave to say the least.
What if this thing has a big module damage?
What did I do to that little tank?
Magic trick.
I can actually pin this guy in the turret.
A lot of people don't realise but the UDES's left turret is not angled enough to bounce.
and EPCR.
close. I need to push while these guys are distracted. Damn, this is not looking good. If I can't
feel the zealots I'll be quick to run up. Oh my sweet lord, I should have been in this
fight a little while ago. Oh no, actual I'm dead. The SPHT is going to get me by the second
get rid of that guy first. Well nice play dudes, that guy coming back definitely saved that
but by pushing I also saved these two but I don't think it's going to matter. At least
I've not got a kill on the Mark II before. 50-50 game-ness, but I think this SPHT is
going to win it. It depends. If the Kampans is a good player, you can still do it, but
he doesn't look like he's a good player. Now this has lost me. Digi!
Alright, let's have a go on the UDES 1516.
Wonderful.
Gun depression on this tank and great Taratama and great DPM as well.
You haven't got an Amurak in 3000 matches, are you broken?
Are you the person who was talking about not getting to play light tanks on a certain
map as well?
No, you weren't, you're a different person.
Maybe you aren't using the correct crew skills.
If you take Dead Eye, it can massively increase your critical chance.
Which kind of guns do you usually get most of the MRX as well?
Alright, what am I going to do?
The horrible map of gun depression.
I guess I yolo the east and try and grab stuff?
That's it.
That's all I can imagine.
Three grillers.
There we go.
That's a gun line.
This grid is going to stop in that bush so I have to get in front.
Oh, wow.
200LT has it easy, doesn't he?
I got a carrier rid of this one.
I didn't get any spotting there.
I'm not taking crap from T100LT so that's for sure.
We've got to get forwards and get those TDs firing again.
Damn, I'm not getting any of the spotting better.
Oh no, there's an opener in the middle.
You just got farmed there.
I won the XM57 game, I didn't expect that, did you?
I'm definitely not streaming for another four hours, that's for sure.
nine o'clock at night here, I'm not streaming till 1am, most I'm streaming till about 10 or 11.
I wish to fight a little bit earlier.
Why are the games so hyperplanned? They really are.
They're just completely unbalanced games, one way or the other.
I need to track this guy twice, otherwise he can kill me.
I'm getting a good old Christian side-hug.
I don't know what that was.
I felt like a bot.
What an awful game of World of Tanks can be. I didn't get any of the spotting. I didn't
get any action. GG.
As I was going, the Pan-R EBR-75, this vehicle was recently auctioned, not auctioned. Yes,
was auctioned actually to be fair. Is it a solid tank? Yes, very solid. Let's go.
Oh yeah, I'll just take a win streak, honestly. It's not a great game. I'll take a win streak.
This XM game, this SPHT was farming. I'm seeing a lot of people do very well in this SPHTs.
Dude, this 48% win rate player has 61% wins and 3,000 average damage in that tank.
Holy shh.
Wow. Is that SPHT actually way better than most people gave it credits for?
I said it was pretty good, but it seems to be absolutely pumping.
It's an interesting one. I mean, DPG is high.
It's raw win ratio is okay. It's win ratio difference.
Where is it even? It's win ratio difference is actually quite mediocre. Do you think it's the
kind of tank where mediocre players do very bad and incredible players should do incredibly well?
Looks like it. This guy's like an average player, but he's actually doing really well in that
tank. That's not the TAT-3. He's doing really well in his SPHT. Like really well.
Like by far his kind of best win ratio tank on tanks he's played a lot in.
That's what they're in an irony as well. Maybe just likes his American hold downs.
Oh, Gigi, I'm glad you lost, though.
Alright, let's have a go now in the pan-off.
This is a very fun tank, actually.
I enjoy this one.
It's a fun vehicle.
Alright, horrible map for the Sank.
map, one of the worst maps you can get for this tank I'd say, in all honesty. Practically
unplayable map. I might just blitz the mid. Perhaps some fun. Oh, how is there a Charmy
How much gun depression does he have shit me that's actually a really evil position for a charm you're all I respect that
He's got like what is it?
11 degrees of gun depression or something or 12 degrees of gun depression in that tank there. That's crazy
Let's come in a book I
Don't think about that. That's for sure
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Wow, that Mielle wasn't even round the corner when the shell flew.
That was crazy how fast that guy fired.
GG.
Well, incredibly disappointing game.
I got rid of the links, but that doesn't mean anything.
Then Mielle literally almost fired
before he came around the corner there, dude.
But to be fair, when you've got two shots,
does it matter?
A horrible map for this vehicle.
No opportunity to make any kind of vision
active scouting, horrible.
Good luck to my team.
I hope they take you down.
EBR felt very, very, very lackluster in that map.
One of the worst maps in the game I think from Light Tank.
I'll just have to go in the Tiger Mouse.
It's a vehicle which I featured on my YouTube channel last Friday, I believe.
Let's give it a go.
old side scraping daddy tank. I've decided to take a firefighting
directive on this vehicle to boost the firefighting.
Let's go get side-scraping this full 10-9 match-up.
Indeed, indeed, indeed. Let's go get them. So yeah, Tiger Mouse is a bit of a side-sprape
term. I wonder what the position is for this tank. I'm about to go straight down the mid.
The only thing this tank doesn't have is lower plate armour and mobility really.
DPM isn't great either, but what are you going to do?
What's this concept doing?
Another fricking unpainted VZ68.
I think side scraping is should be fair to you if it's time for it.
Waf waf waaang!
There's a lot of pnecpans at E-90, no?
Close.
Probably have the same rate of fire as this guy.
Bloody hell.
Really?
Hold on, doesn't he have like 290 pen?
So I guess he just got the...
The roll of the dice.
Dude, it's such a beautiful position for his tank.
The only tank on the enemy team that I absolutely utterly didn't want to find side scraping here, or should I say going hold down here and I don't want to deal with them.
Jesus Christ.
Where did he even hit there?
Do you think he overmatched my flaps?
Perhaps, that's what I would have done if I was down.
I'm playing against so many good German tank destroyers today, dude.
I'm playing against a sweaty Jagdtiger reroll and now I've got to play against Jagdpanzer
E-90.
Such a depressing game for this vehicle.
The only tank that I really couldn't deal with on the enemy team and I had to just deal with it in the perfect position for it.
horrible game for this tank. Yeah, we'll play to the Yankpans at E90 for getting the good
pen roll on my cheeks. I thought that thing has like 290 AP pen, does it not? Does it
not have 290 AP pen at best? Yeah, 290 AP pen. So his chance of penning my cheeks, I
guess, was like 1 in 3, most likely. Maybe like, maybe more like about 40%, I'd say.
Let's take a look to see if I'm correct. If he's got 10 less pen, he should probably
have about 40% chance or something of going through my cheeks. That's what my guesstimate
was. If he hits that bar, if he hits there, it's more like a one in four. If he gets them
flat, it's like a 33% chance. I think I was more like that. And so I think the second
shot probably overmatched my flaps because I was like that, I think. Yeah, I mean,
If he loaded heat, sure. He wasn't firing heat. He should have been firing heat.
That's for sure.
Oh, that's a 45% win rate blow.
It's despicable.
like it's a flap ricochet
i didn't even hit him
anyway
the win street continues
let's have a go into 260 version 4
i'll take any wins i can get
in a row, that's for sure
I think I'm on five or something.
Six, including the Rambo. Six games on the Trot is unprecedented.
Alright, I guess I'm YOLOing mid. I think that's the best position to take the tank like this.
I got a really bad spawn for it though, it's pretty YOLO if I do that.
Sorry dude, I need to get into the center. I don't have time to stop for you.
Oh, this could be ugly.
Can I still do this?
I think I've committed.
Wow, that's unfortunate.
Okay, I lost a lot of hit points for that.
I can still just by sitting here harass the hacker, not allow him to work the centre.
life is literally dedicated to just denying this hacker from playing. It's a good impact.
I know he's basically wanting to look anywhere apart from me. He really wants me, but I'm
going to make sure I wait until he really commits. He's trying to pretend he's trying
to get me to drive out. That's what he wants. But I'm not going to let him right now.
Oh, I can't believe I fucked my gun to freshen up. I was actually spotted the whole time
there as well. It's like I'm getting spotted the whole time.
What the Shackal get me from?
Just over there in the engine I guess.
Wow, my team's just rolled over.
I'm lucky he leveled, let's take the risk.
I can get killed by an ancient shell now.
three minute clown game what did I need to do differently here I think probably
playing on the inside was a little bit aggressive but look if you let a hacker
sit here he dominates the whole of the street so contesting the center is
important maybe I could be more useful on the other position
Honestly, I think probably spawning on the other team would have been more useful.
Alright, let's have a go in the e3.
The platoons weren't even good.
They weren't bad.
Usually blowouts like that happen because of sweats, to be fair, they did have some.
What were my platoons like?
Yeah, yeah, there needs to be some skill based matchmaking in platoons.
All right.
Let's go E3.
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So, E3, is it a solid tank? Yeah, it's great. Nice little lodging vehicle. Pretty toxic to
play against. Considering I've got two Ares attacking, I think I should just YOLO, honestly.
Come on, man, let's go.
It's like the rabbits ran away, it's probably on the other side.
I've got to think about where we need to go right now.
Oh, I can't believe these sidescrapes me, that's my bad.
That was the box that was confusing me.
Type 5 heavy is a bit of a noob. You could just shoot the hole of the lower half of my hull and overmatch it.
Let's hope he stays noob.
Oh, why did that go so low?
Defense master life.
Ah, that's not a good trade for you, dude.
So we've lost a truck.
Take it.
We have to let them roll.
Please, it should have been...
not in there.
Oh damn, why did that Drabbit skip my Potomoth?
We'll give it up.
Switch.
The Witching Hour, boys and girls.
The Witching Hour, where the matchmaker throws you into useless game after useless game.
Alright, let's have a go in the Griller now.
Doesn't look like being an assault TD was going to help so let's try and play a sniping TD
Yeah, that's not exactly the way to influence most of the battles, but that's pole tanks
Bro, what could we should have put on my Chai melee for damage setup?
vents, vert stabs
Coated optics probably
If you want to drop the coated optics use an experimental tub, you'll have shitty view range
You'd have better gun handling
Ah! I don't even go in the gorilla air. It's my 13105, a good player. Or my T100LT, a good player.
The T100LT is Elite Level 1. Very much suggesting they are not a good player.
Or experienced at least. My 13105, I can't even see him.
Oh, the 13105 is on the enemy team, sorry about that.
I'm wondering if their 31-5 is there.
I'm not spotted, so that means the 31-5 hasn't made it over him.
What a cool 3D skin this is.
It's a fun one, that's for sure.
This position is a little bit dangerous to sit in if they have good view range, but um...
I've got Exhaust so it should be okay.
I hate it when my team gives up most of the map, but what are you going to do?
I need this piece of Tito to over commit.
Oh, piss off, the most accurate tank in the game, pretty much.
Especially with this setup.
Okay, our one's Yola and that's a strong play.
That's a really strong play if the FV doesn't catch him.
It's a hella strong play actually.
This is going to be a very hard game to get back into.
Nice.
Done.
Pretty much done already this game.
If I go up here I probably get stunked in the side.
I have a choice right now.
I only hope that my team does well in the valley.
This one feels so much more satisfying than the Hirschkape, because I feel like I can
just move and just shoot on the reload.
I think this is a more enjoyable tank than the Hirschgeffen.
Is that an FF405 from around that corner?
Jesus.
It's down target, it's down target, wacky bab, it's down target.
Very nice.
Oh my god, this is actually very winnable now.
I've done a great job in holding them back.
Man! Now it's really hitting it's shots! My word! Thank God the Griller started to
come in good. I really didn't expect this tank to break the lost streak but I'll take
There we go.
And yeah.
Is that before our 5 still though?
Blind 5.
There he is.
If I could just go back over here.
Shoot these guys from the side.
Let's see, hold down for me, no he's not.
City isn't terrible, it's just I'm not in a tank type which does well in the city.
A very good example of this Griller build being just wonderful.
The experimental turbo, the double effect from the snapshot to help my traverse speed.
A lot of people will raise their eyebrows at the fact that I'm not using a gun rammer,
But I feel like this tank isn't about reloading quickly.
This tank is about hitting the shots consistently, and I think I'd rather take 7% accuracy on
this tank than 10% rate of fire.
Ah, I'm nice.
I'm happy about that game.
It looked like it was going to be a disaster, but that 5,500 damage put us right back in
at GG.
Dude, I haven't said thank you to Subson so long.
I don't know why.
terrible person. Big thank you to Rumble on dude, Pimp Supreme, Skype
good to see you for 148 months, you bought yourself 10 new full
body trackers for VR. Jesus.
Boost that grid again. Nice, Ace Tanker once again. Alright, Tessac, I
like this vehicle, very fun. I'm interested to see how this
vehicle feels after playing.
Now, um...
Chew through, P.O. Please, you never have to say anything like that.
You gotta look after yourself.
You're very welcome, dude. Have a good one, Chew through, P.O.
Um...
Bandy Van Wagon, what's up?
Rizzo.
Rashi Kage, thank you for good to do this up.
Laser Leica.
Man's Cool, thank you. So as you should move to Arizona.
Oh yeah, ready?
Volteric, Stormcrow, Psycho-Quack, Torpion, lovely to see you, and Fred Cary, thank you all very much for continuing to suck.
Interesting map.
I think I'm going to play like a damage dealer here.
Did I ever compare the game length before and after 2.0? I haven't, that's an interesting...
interesting... thing that I could do.
Wow, I got spotted so early.
Aww, I drove like a noob.
Dude, what am I doing? Oh, I wasn't focused. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. I just lost my entire bloody tank.
Aww.
I was so focused on getting that mag of damage in that I just ended up throwing away my entire tank for it.
I didn't realize that corner was so tight.
Rest in pieces.
I ain't gonna have done more damage with AP there in all honesty.
This gun feels pretty good dude. It doesn't feel that much different to like in areas honestly.
It definitely doesn't do as much damage as an Ares, that's for sure.
What's my strength compared to an Ares?
I guess it's because I'm a sneaky light tank?
Because that's my strength?
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
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This tank almost feels more satisfying to use than an Aries.
I don't know, the gun feels almost more satisfying for me personally.
I'm not saying it's better, let me just clarify that.
I'm in no way suggesting this tank is better than an Aries at doing damage.
for a light tank. Brutal.
What's up, Dakota? Good to see you. Thank you for continuing to stop.
Brrr tanks.
Woo! Spicy!
Dude, when did I do 4k?
Honestly, with this build, with the Bonfert Stabs, it ain't that different to an Ares.
Now the event happens. It's too late for that.
Oh, the FB405 is over there. That would have been so cool.
I wonder if the DBV will spank me as I do this.
Dude.
That thing pumps.
a scary tank to like macaroni and cheese. It's not something that we have so much in
the UK. I know it's really big in America, but we don't really have mac and cheese as
the Americans would call it all that much.
Alright, STRV10712 now. Let's go get some nice tier 11 this one. I think Brits love macaroni
and cheese. No, I mean people like mac and cheese. I'm just saying it's not so popular
it is in the US. That's what I'm suggesting.
All right guys, stick this thing forward, be aggressive.
Okay, low key trying to free mark this tank as well, so I guess I need to focus up.
It's definitely going to get forward, so oh my god I'm spotted just early, kind of surprising.
Okay I see why.
It's the only thing that we're giving good to this they gave it a give it a
pillbox mode, which now means I want to track him. I can't track him if that guy bumps into me, but
you know what? I'm behind him in a bush, so yeah, I'll be right here if you're a little bit irritated.
I think I've got to get forward here. This game's looking like another blowout.
It's amazing how fast these games materialize as blowouts, you know what I mean?
Why am I not hulled down fighting these guys?
am I like playing as if I'm some kind of an opportunistic sniper instead of a
hold down badass? I feel like I'm losing my way in my Swedish DDs. I've got to be
thinking about progressing, getting to a ridge line, getting to farm here you
know. Let's think of these as scary tanks, that's for sure you can overmatch.
Oh Jesus can you honestly beckon believe that I think I might have just thrown this
game here.
Maybe not.
Ohhhh.
I just wanted to dremel and rush.
Alright mate, that's pushing my dremel and rush pretty far right now.
Arthur's going to get me unless I go back a little bit.
Due to- because I was stunned, I thought I was outside there.
The travel mode.
I've been dead in an STRV-103B.
What a potato game of World of Tanks, in all honesty.
An absolute potato game.
the only way I can save my marking here is if I spot the FV. It's going to be a hard thing to
try and spot. It's actually heated into the center. I don't think you'll one-shot the FV. I
spot what I hope he does. That's toxic. I'm toxic. This is what I hate playing for marks, you know?
When you start thinking about marks, it's just you're looking at your allies as being
competition. It's not fun. It's not a good mental to have. This is a really bad game
for this tank.
I don't like thinking of my allies as enemies, I'm glad I was able to steal my kills.
mental. I even fired just in time but unfortunately I hadn't swung my gun around. That's killed
by the arty, that's a good kill. 3,800 combined is a bad game for this tank. Elasable baby.
You're right Alkis, I need to drain and rush, but not that much.
Shmoopy says, can you try to convince myself to swap from a fire extinguisher to a boom
consumer?
It seems kind of wasteful to start to give it a 10k deficit.
Yeah, well I mean it is more expensive, sure.
If you play 30 games of World of Tanks, it's going to cost you 300,000 extra credits.
So, yeah, it could cost you 300,000 extra credits an evening.
If you play World of Tanks every day for 30 games, we're talking about 10 million credits
a month, just on premium consumables because you want to have food.
However, if you don't have anything else to spend the credits on and you play fairly
conservatively you can still make decent profit.
The most important thing is to buy the consumables in advance
and you must have fire extinguishing, you must
have fire extinguishing then as one of your cruise skills
across the board.
All right let's have a go in the hacker. I haven't played this tank in
ages. I'm really interested to see what this vehicle will feel like
now given that there are so many areas in the battle.
How many foods do you have stock of now?
I think I've got like 2000 or 3000 for each nation.
I've actually got enough premium consumables
to play World of Tanks for an entire year
without having to resupply them.
Let's make our way straight in towards the middle.
or Ms. Incense TV says, I have an 11 year old car and people is bullying me for my stats.
That's up to you whether you care about what people say about you. It's your choice.
Dude, I'm about to get absolutely rage tagged here. Oh please no. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Why did the Balkan calf come mid man?
Oh, what that flippity flock you're meant to be doing something help Balkan.
This guy's probably just given up the whole of the upper part of this map.
If you're wondering why I'm using the ability, a lot of people don't actually realize that
the ability increases your accuracy as well.
So while it's nice to have the gun handling so you can move while you're shooting, if
You feel like you're not going to get a use out of it in a little while.
It's actually just a pure accuracy increase.
That was a bad shot.
I should have hit that.
I don't know why this Balkan kefir is here, he's not going to fucking play, dude.
I've gotta be using my gun depression.
Bork appears to be AFK.
I think he's playing.
I've gotta love- the Ares just can't do jack shit.
This is where, like, the areas is such a shitty tank to have on your team as well.
If he was playing any other tier 10 medium, he could just be dumping gold rounds at this
guy and still getting away with it sometimes, you know?
But, they're such awful little selfish tanks to have on your team.
They take all the damage, and they don't deal damage themselves.
Bastard tanks, honestly.
Holy shit, did he just do 300 damage with HE to the top of my tank there?
Bloody hell.
We'll have to take a look to see where those hit.
I think he's probably hit like the top of the roof deck.
Well, he showed me, that's for sure.
There's Bork and Kepher, man.
If only there's Bork and Kepher because actually somewhere doing something bloody
useful.
Oh, I'm just really on it with those shots, man.
Good god, I need to take more gold on this tank as well, especially for a matchup like this
This tush and ruptus pissed I can tell
And the borking cap at play what's he waiting for?
See far in HG now
Nice shot, well played.
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in an hour and a half, I'll leave you in the hands
of my STRV.
When I come back, I'll smash a few more games, thank you for staying with me.
What are you gonna do?
I actually did pretty much exactly what I thought it would.
Looks like the Hawking capital wasn't hay-of-k by the way, I mean we're just waiting for
Hayden's.
You
What the hell?
I didn't expect them to win that, guys. Not gonna lie.
Did the Borkin' Kaffa do something?
No.
What kind of a plague?
I don't understand man their tassion rotten must be so tilted fight 14 shots in one day
oh man I just just quit for today bro honestly at that stage let's do another hacker I still
I still want to test this thing against the Aries.
I still want to test it.
Let's take a look to see if it's armor model
against the Aries as well.
What can I do against an Aries?
USA, USA.
Oof, oof, oof, shit.
That's not good.
Oh, that's really not good.
If I use my gun depression, I'm laughing.
What the hell did that Aries get me to do so much damage?
You must have caught like the top of my tank or something.
Yeah, I should have gone on battle hit.
Sorry about that.
Three Aries.
I feel like every time I play a tank like this, all I'm doing is creating matchups
for the Aries, dude.
I'm just not really caring as much anymore, I'm not sure that's a good thing or a sad
thing.
Hard to say, isn't it?
Oof.
if you are not staying close to the edge. I'll let you back there. This E-50M is not
not giving me my social distance right now
not sure
Oh
What's making what history dude? Oh stop mirroring me
this is a very nice gun actually very very very nice gun
So haunted by the ghost. Have you first time chatted?
Hero, hero, hero!
Oh!
He's arty, dude.
I need a premium medkit in this tank just to be able to avoid that.
Ah, that's a lazy play.
This game's actually very close. He's trying to bait me around the corner in front of the FB405.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
The FB's right there most likely.
He's trying to get me RT-ed on it by the FB-4 of 5.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
It's a good place, I respect.
He's a sweaty little bum, that's for sure.
Oh no, what are all those TDs gonna do?
I think I gotta go make sure those Ares don't win the base.
If I do that and he starts pushing the 430, we're gonna be pickled there.
Shit, guys. I should've been up there a little bit earlier.
I wonder if the area is flanked down and around and gets me inside here.
There's a really good play by him though. He was really right on the edge of trolling there.
Good try, Badger.
Wow, this tank doesn't feel that accurate.
That Ares could go like this and either come behind me or get behind some of my friends
right now.
Oh wow, hold on, what just happened?
did he just get one shot? did he just get amoracked? I don't know what just happened I swear he just
got amoracked. Alright these two might camp now so what I should do is actually switch
again and protect my arty. I'm going to try and use the arty to kill the Aries later
on. I think this is the play. Really interesting seeing how undynamic the enemy Aries players
played and also you know I hats off to these arty I respect these arty very
much these arty have actually made killer plays
A 50 ms again thumbs up there he's on a real good job I guess there are few 405
probably gonna be coming over here we go here we go oh he's not got track
he's not got track health it's not got track health
Oh, I tried to save him.
I let my 15 friend die because I can't shoot straight to the end of the evening.
Alright, now I need to go back and help out the other areas again.
They've got better camera than me, but I've got better view range than them.
Ah, shi-se!
Yes!
this
about the longer I leave this the more the FF-405 has a chance of finding my arty
18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10,
fuck nine eight seven six five four three two one it's probably hot now
of
what a crazy game there he's played so shitty
This is such a weird game because I felt like I was completely divided as to what my focus
should be.
It's like, should I focus on the Aries and help the 430U out, or should I make sure that
I kill the FE-405?
And I felt like I didn't want the FE-405 to escape.
You know what I mean?
let the FE405 escape, I would be very salty.
Dude, remember that AMX 5100 game that we had all those years ago?
Uh-oh.
And again!
Stop the count!
Stop the count!
Ah!
Jeez, Louise.
Okay.
Oof, that was close.
Arty report, that's a good point.
Ah man that was such a tough game. The 430U was the real hero there. The fact that he held
on versus those two Ares was just super aggressive man. Thank god those Ares were awful players.
They were awful. Sooner or later we won that.
Very lucky that they were bad players.
Why was the FE405 so low on hit points?
Who did he get hit by?
I don't even know.
I'll take that anyway.
God, I'm not even at my second mark in the hacker.
Ugh.
That's a horrible in this tank.
Alright, what am I playing now?
Blake rock. Well, nice. Gotta take that break, came back and smashed that. Have the games
they been a below average for me? But whatever. Honestly, I'm just trying to just relax and
just play this game rather than care so much about the results, honestly. Don't think
you can just grind, try hard the whole time, you know. I mean, you can but like
I just didn't want to anymore.
Makes me kind of just hate myself, honestly,
when I was just grinding, try hard the whole time.
Uhhh Blackrock, Blackrock, Blackrock, Blackrock, Blackrock, Blackrock.
I honestly fancy my chances down the south of this map.
Games and Entry funds sure.
R2 guys, 15,000 games and 261.
Are you going to be Aussie or are you going to be our Aussie?
Oh, God.
Oh my god dudes.
Well this is pretty tilting, not gonna lie, should have quit while I was ahead.
No one's on the gun now!
Jesus Christ, they got an STK2 up here as well.
Oh man. Like just up there.
Fuck this map, honestly. There's just no opportunity to play south unless you play like, um...
No opportunity to play south unless you have like a really fast sneaky tank.
Maybe I should have just yoloed up to this corner.
I think, um...
Next time, I'll never stop here, ever.
I just have to go up here.
Even if it makes... Even if it means that I die, because there was a Fosh B that was shooting me.
The first tank that hit me was a Fosh B with gold.
So I knew that I was going to get absolutely tagged in the side.
But I don't think I'm ever gonna stop because once you're there, it's just you're cooked
Well, whatever dudes, I guess I made a bad call with going into that position. I
Really thought that this vehicle was fast enough to go south. I really did. It's such a fast tank
It's just a fast heavy
17 power to wait 43 and that's before you've got all the upgrades
18 power to 845 with the turbo up to 51, you know.
Both of the enemy lights contested there, and my lights contested base, I guess, and lost
all their hit points while contesting base.
Don't you hate World of Tanks, honestly?
You go and like, sweat and try hard in a hacker game and go and get a high caliber, whatever it was, like, five kills, and then a very next game, your team is just as incompetent, and you have to just, oh, whatever, might as well play in Aries, play all of the tier 11 Americans.
I
What do I bother in this game on this thing?
I made too cheeky of a play there in the Blackrock.
I should just go and done the consistent play against the heavies.
I was looking for big fun at the end of the evening making a greedy push play.
It's my bad.
No gold.
No, don't use gold on this tank.
And I three marked it.
Not a single APCR round five on this vehicle.
in all of the 380 kills and 3 mark.
I'm going to watch my Ares tank review to realize why the gold is actually worse
in some situations.
Do I think the Ares 90 or 90C is better? 90C. It just also has better matchmaking as you
always top tip.
There'll be an Ares Masterclass, probably.
Seems a bit silly to do one so quickly after my tank review.
Well, he definitely out-traded me.
Not so much anymore.
Now I know where your little pussy ass is hiding.
I can hopefully get my TDs zinging you a little bit more.
Yeah, run away.
That's what we do with cowards around here.
Get a farm douchebag.
Let's finish this now that's why you never go up there
Ah, wankers!
That was an awful mag.
Nice Mopey, honestly, mate.
Didn't want to burn the gun, but honestly, in the tier 11, it doesn't even really matter if you burn the gun.
All right guys.
Holy crap this thing just prints it doesn't it?
Prints it. I even played badly against the Hirschkafer and it's still printing.
What do we got? What we should be capping?
Shit
I gotta get rid of that man to go up to see 100 and hacker on there yet
I should probably be capping right now.
Holy crap, this tank is...
Onk is good compared to a lot of the other vehicles.
You're a very good player and you know what you're doing.
Damn, this thing is just...
Has the marks gone up on this tank since I threw marksy by the way, guys?
Or has it gone down? When I did it, it was 5,600 a game.
Is it easier to mark this thing now or is it harder to mark this thing now?
Oh, it's got easier.
I can't believe the marks have gone down.
I thought the marks would probably go up as players got better.
Jesus, I can't pen this guy if he just pushes me.
More fat players have it now?
I thought honestly that would, I thought the fact that players would get better in this
tank would outweigh more casual players unlocking it.
At least that's what I thought.
Ah, I must have been hitting that touch and russian.
I was wondering why my shell is not hitting their mark, it's because he was pushing right
away absorbing the shells.
This thing is actually really bad for me to play because it's like addictive as hell.
has possibly the most fun gameplay in the game for me and it's actually really bad for
me to play this because after I play this it's like the equivalent of watching brain
rot shit because then you can't actually focus on anything else in your life.
6 kills and 9000 combined, jesus.
Let's just go back to playing this and averaging 4k WNX, right guys?
Oh, that's a very addictive tank to play.
Interesting the marks drop down by at least a hundred I'd say not an ace by the way guys
thousand four hundred and thirty nine not an ace good god I just loved farming the other
areas at the beginning he thought he was so smart making that play on me get
farmed just get hardcore farmed you camped you shot me seven times
congratulations and then I farmed your entire team well done on your 800 damage
bro I will take my 10,000 combined pretty much GG easy I'm not salty I
let's play the black rock again good god that tank though good god that tank
Move more rage. What am I sitting at marks now on that tank?
Probably must be even higher if the marks have gone down at 96.42 now.
1487 needed for ace. What did I get? 1460 or something?
I
I
Just taking your ability to
Have you seen like 9-style MOE before? 99? On the Aries? Not on the Aries, but I've got
lots of tanks where I have 100% marks. It's not that hard to do. Especially in the tanks
which are easily available for everyone. Stroud Corgillian will never do that. It'd be nice
for you sure we'll never do that so don't wait for them to do so I should be able to
do dirty things to this guy's turret oh no to be fair my turret is god tier that doesn't
necessarily mean you're better than everyone playing the vehicle. No it doesn't...
I didn't touch through.
Well I should.
I don't have enough gold here I guess I do.
I'll report that mouse.
Feel sorry for that, Dramas.
Oh I forgot I'm playing it.
Thank God for the sound otherwise I wouldn't have thought about aiming that second shot.
So many people do so many terrible things in World of Tanks.
It's pretty sad to see mouse players who are just really not cut out for the mouse
anymore playing the mouse, how they play.
Do you know what I mean?
What I'm trying to suggest?
You know the kinds of players who just should have not be allowed to play the mouse anymore.
that's a really bad play by him and then an even worse play by me
I don't know how that rolls, but you know what? Oh my lord. Yeah.
Keeping gatekeeping tanks is certainly a take. Sorry, how am I gatekeeping a tank?
I'm just saying it's sad to see a mouse player who used to be able to play like that
when it was top tier and get away with it and now they just can't get away with
So that's all I'm suggesting, but gatekeeping, that's a weird take.
Wow, that thing's side armor is so busted dude.
I pretend like I'm going off this way, I'm no longer spotted.
Wow, so unlucky.
I'm going to lose this game as well, because this whole fucking team of stupid.
What the frick dude?
Is the drive it's got one shot for that?
Literally one shot.
Oh I hope my team wins.
Alright guys, anyway that was it for me today, nine hours, hope they gave you a few good
games, nice 10k finish in the air reason we've got a high caliber good round in the hacker
as well.
Appreciate you all very much, thank you.
clarify today I won't be streaming on Tuesday and Wednesday this week but I'll
be making it up to you with a Thursday stream a Friday stream and a Saturday
stream this week okay so go and enjoy a mid-week weekend away from Uncle Scrubs
there'll be no drops available on Wednesday so I'm gonna take the day off
there will be drops on the Thursday and there are gonna be drops on the
Saturday as well this week I'm gonna stream Friday for good measure so yeah
Thursday Friday Saturday I'll see you there for three days of Uncle Scrubs
in a row. Appreciate you all very much. Thank you. Hope you have a lovely rest of your evening.
Nice week. And I will see you all on Thursday. I'm going to find somebody to raid now so
you can continue to finish your drops if you haven't managed to finish them already.
Yeah, once again, appreciate you all. Hope you had fun with the stream today. If you
did follow it, if you didn't, well, maybe give me a go on Thursday. Maybe give me
a go on Thursday, he says. Cool. Looks like my team should take this one down.
All right, yeah. And also, if you want even more terrible content right now, I have two
YouTube channels you can check out. Check out the main channel, where today I was talking
about all of the different Shermans in the game, and which ones suck and which ones
don't suck, talking about the Tiger Mouse the other day, and the ultimate Steel Wall
in Tush and Rutter. That was there. If you want to check out the Quikibibi Clips
channel, you can go and take a look at all some highlights that Chrome Chaos makes
of the best Twitch moments.
Thank you all very much, appreciate you.
And as I said, I'll see you on Thursday
and I'll find somebody to raid now, Roger Dodge.
Do do do do do do do do. Who is there who is streaming?
Who I follow.
Opiehaka streaming today.
You can check out some Opiehaka.
Oh my god, Kremkals made a short?
Are you serious?
My god he did.
baby is the worst cop ever.
My god.
Alright guys, that's going to be it for me today.
Go say hi to BFI- uh, go say hi to OP Hacker!
Sorry, I was taking a look to see what was available on BFI Player.
Hopefully there's some good films on for me to check out tonight.
Go say hi to OP Hacker for me!
I appreciate you.
Thank you very much for coming along.
A pleasure!
Enjoy your time, enjoy a couple days off Uncle Scrubs and I'll see you on Thursday for some
new drops
for Wargimmings new event.
Alright guys,
see you then, peace out!
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