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Hello, ladies and gents, boys and girls, what is up?
How are you all doing?
Hope you're all fantastic.
Hope you're all well.
I would say well rested, but I streamed yesterday, right?
It's Friday, I usually have Thursday off, but I streamed like an absolute little goblin
because there were new drops so that means you're going to be able to get
two two drops today I think you can hear the excitement in my voice yeah anyway
like no jokes stream today pole tanks today I didn't do pole tanks yesterday
but there will be pole tanks today yeah that's what we're gonna be up to today
What is Uncle Scrubs doing? What is Uncle Scrubs doing? Uncle Scrubs is doing
something. I'm doing something, something I'm doing. Apparently there's a micro
patch yesterday. I don't know what that was for. Was that for the that was for
the shamrocky stuff? Oh where am I? Oh hello! Good to see you! Hope you're all
well and you're all looking forward to today! Yeah apparently this Thursday
drops would last until Monday, funnily enough, so devil drop the whole weekend.
If you weren't here yesterday, these are the drops you're going to be able to get
today! Lucky seals and some of this shenanigans.
Whoa! Doin' a brick flare. Wooo! Yeah, that's how excited I am this wonderful Friday.
Anyway, hope you are too. Today I have released a video on the Kame.
Yes, I should make a moobot command for it.
I knew I forgot to do something.
I knew I forgot to do something.
Where is it? Where's... I'm gonna make my Kame moobot command now.
I didn't Kame on time today. Oh, feels bad, man.
Create command with the name calming.
Oh, all right, we're good. We're Gucci.
We're Gucci. Everything seems to be good.
Carbine command is working now. All right.
Let's go. What?
How might stay? Thanks for asking. I'm good.
Hope you are too. Let's play some Steelhunter.
Get the Steel Hunter out of the way today.
On the hunt.
Alright guys, let's go.
Steel Hunter?
I'm going to play on my main account, then my free to play account, then my main account, then my...
Oh god, I'm streaming tomorrow as well. Oh Jesus.
It never ends.
It never ends gamers. It never ends! I didn't even get to play any Resident Evil yesterday.
I finished my stream and then I, what did I do? I caught up with the Tanya to be fair.
We were watching Thelma and Louise yesterday, which is a Ridley Scott film which I've
never seen. It's pretty good. I wouldn't say it's amazing but it's pretty good.
Yeah, I've got to watch the whole way through. I've watched like two-thirds of it. Great cast!
That's for sure.
And yeah, today I got up, made my tank review, made the Envest Attendance sheet.
So if any of you are Envest members out there, you need to go and sign my new sheet as to what days you can make or not,
and then sign it by putting your name in bold and italics.
Yeah.
That's what you need to do.
Go do it.
Go do it, Envest members.
Um, what am I doing with my life?
Playing the World of Tanks!
Envest is going to have 10 fecking solid teams.
Let me tell you boys, 10 solid teams.
I genuinely think we're going to get 70 pe-
Mwaaah.
I think we'll get at least 63.
I'm hoping more like 70 people tanks.
I believe, I believe this year.
This year is our year.
2026 is the year of Invest.
We've been investing our time,
we've been investing our credits and all of this jazz.
It's gonna be good.
It's still, in theory, not too late to get in on the action
if any of you are out there
and you're an incredible player on the European server
and you want to get yourself a free chieftain.
Clan Wars Chieftain. You can guarantee yourself to get it for free. All I need from you is
competency and 14 days of your life between six o'clock and eight o'clock UTC and you must
have at least about minimum 40, hopefully 50 tier 10 tanks. If you fit the bill.
Oh, is he going to push me into minefield?
Who wins?
I win.
You even had a 5 key and I beat you, get wrecked noob.
You're an incredible carry on the NE server, will that work?
Only if you can convince more gaming to let you migrate your account
Jack QBX as I managed my first first place finish and steal Hunter yesterday. Oh, congrats
Well done my dude. Oh
Can I get up this slope? Oh
I failed I failed
How many tier 10 tanks
Minimum, minimum, minimum 40 excluding artillery and rentals. Preferably 50 or more.
I wasn't really that close. Can I just play like a bit of a donkey? I could have made out that selectively if I was better.
I was just over here and these weren't here before. It's always as if they just keep
popping up on me. It reminds me of Labyrinth. If anyone remembers that amazing film that
was released in the 80s with David Bowie and Jennifer Connolly, where they kept changing
the arrows. Labyrinth is an amazing film. I think I can recite the whole of the
dance magic song off the top of my head. You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe
of the power. What power of the power of voodoo? Who do you do do what? Remind me of the babe.
I found my baby crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do? My baby's love had gone
Left my baby blue. Oh, what could I do I?
Watched that film so much as a kid so much as a kid that was like
Quacky baby porn in 87 that was just on the TV so much dude so much on the TV. I
Love Debbie Bowie. Oh
Who's this?
You want some I'll give it to you. He's going crazy already
already. You have the worm tattooed. Are you actually serious? You have the worm tattooed.
That's fucking awesome mate. That's cool. I like that. Dude, put a picture of your worm
tattoo. Hopefully it's not on your dick though. Please tell me you haven't tattooed
the worm on your dick. If it's in an acceptable part of your body, okay, I want to see the
picture of the worm tattoo, okay. No, no bonus points, Chrome Chaos. Negative points. Where
Where have you put the... where did you put it, Crispy Bacon?
On your arm, that's sick.
Looks like Crispy Bacon likes
labyrinth as much as I do.
What kind of magic spell to choose?
Slime off Nails or proper Dark Tariffs.
Dunder or Lightning or Baby says...
Dance match, you know the rest of the lyrics.
Banger, honestly, banger. Banger of film. Creepy as hell. Just the right kind of creepy, like me.
Why do you think I grew up so cool, kids?
Slightly deranged, baby.
The only kind of range I'm interested in is the deranged.
I wonder what the time is that he says.
I'm trying to remember.
I think he says, in four hours and 59 minutes, you'll be mine.
Is that what he says?
Dude, if I can remember the time, that's just actual madness.
Think you're messing with someone you shouldn't be messing with.
Oh, I shouldn't have bounced that.
What's the time that he says?
He says two times.
What did I say two times?
Or did David Bowie say it two times?
That's the first one where he's actually doing the dance magic song though.
We're at 4 hours and 52 minutes.
Dark crystal or legends, that's true.
Take this!
It's one's done!
Poor guy.
Five vehicles to go!
Reporting penetration!
You wanna fight?
I go fast. I don't miss that, suck. I hate walkyres though, they're really hard to deal
with at the end, so I can actually focus this guy on.
excuse me sorry oh here comes the attack robot
HOLY SHIT, YOU DID 700 DAMAGE TO ME WITH A SINGLE SHOT!
NO WAY, DUDE!
OHHHHHH, I guess I was overconfident.
Oh, no way, man.
Whaaat? 700 over 700?
Dude, I don't know why I was so confident. I should have been healing myself.
Whoops.
Oh well, I finished top 4 anyway, right? But...
Whatever.
Jesus.
Holy crap. I thought I was like super confident. My plan was to kill the robot afterwards.
Oh well, my bad.
Jesus, that thing hits for 700. Maxed out.
God, it's got 720 alpha. Holy shit. Had no idea.
Got wrecked, boys.
I was so nonchalant I just thought I'm just cruising through these scrub lords
Welcome!
Of course I have the will to win
Ugh.
Big thank you to everyone for something today, Dreadhelm, how are you doing?
Flash fun awesome, turn on me, thank you.
Also, Chromates.
What are you doing, Chromates?
Wow!
Really hard decision here, guys.
Really hard decision.
That was the biggest decision of my life.
Do I want to spawn here?
Or do I want to spawn here?
Wow.
Steel Hunter is a waste of time, says the big.
UUUUUMMM!
May, I think the rewards are actually pretty frickin' sick!
Dude, he actually got a heal up there!
Might be in a bit of a pickle here- I might be dead!
He's got me, I think. Yeah, that was my bad. I don't know why. I just thought that I could
keep him interrupted between his heal. That was my fault. Stupid play by me. I should have
gone for the heal. I could have easily won that if I'd just gone for the heal. That's
my fault. It doesn't really matter if you die at the start. It's just more advantageous
if you don't. Stupid play by me now. I made a couple of mistakes the last couple of games.
to get good kids. Oh my god his crumb cals linked the worm in chat.
I
I think you didn't think this through, mate.
OH NO! I'M OUT OF THE GAME!
I wasn't there, so I don't know if it was...
Oh no way, dudes!
Some random asshole, the queen came out the side and yanked both of them!
Oh no!
I was a second away from just absolutely running over this game, dudes.
Wow.
Rip. Rip me.
Oh!
One second away from just running over this game completely.
Lately I had everything that I needed there
Everything that I needed feels bad, man
The last poor baby we barely knew you in that game of Steel Hunter as my fault
I could have won the hurricane, hurricane jewel star. Is it hurricane or is it hurricane?
I think it's the hurricane as opposed to Turrican. Classic game.
Green Eagle continuing to sub says, I had some impossible luck with the boxes last night. Four tanks in 25.
Well congrats you got lucky. You should have got half a tank because you got eight times lucky.
Hold on, yeah I gotta take a look at this tattoo dude.
Oh I can't use imager, sorry, imager isn't available in the UK, sorry about that.
Yeah I can't use imager in the UK.
Big try though. He sent it on Discord. Okay, I'll take a look at it on Discord.
No, no, no, no. Crump Castle has sent it to me on Discord so I can just open it up.
Don't worry, crispy bacon.
Do-do-do-do-do. That's so cool that you liked the worm so much.
Come back any time.
What was the what was the vibe with the worm then? Why'd you like it that much?
You'd want to have it tattooed on your body. Just thought it was cool or was there a deeper meaning?
You're getting the stairs on your hand? Sick.
It's the first character she met in the Labyrinth. So that's why you like it because it was the first character she met.
Are you found the 404?
I haven't found one yet.
He loved the Carrings, they're cool.
Oh, he missed his...
He missed his acid shot.
Oh, did I miss that timing?
I like for half a second
dude you're so dead
Well he actually got a heal off just in time.
I'm dead now.
Ah he got a ram off well played. I should have used my ability earlier and killed the
guy earlier honestly. The fact that he healed and then I took the extra damage was a misplay
play by me. It'll be okay.
I should have used my 5 key earlier when I realised there was a bear wolf in the moose.
It's taking that extra shot from the bi-lang which made it so it was awkward.
I'm not playing particularly well today for some reason.
Oh well.
We'll get there.
There was meant to be a bottom roundtaste somewhere I think, there it is.
the
than that,
all how do I miss that
I think it's gone very well for you despite has it how do I miss that
I don't have any 6 keys, at least I'm top 8, so I've got my progress.
Slippery little light tank.
This thing's shell velocity is really bad.
Is it worse than the harbingers or something?
That game for me.
There's one heavy left.
I think I'm dead.
Dude am I going to get killed by that guy?
Oh god.
I hope I can kill this guy in a single shot anyway.
Fuck dude!
What did I finish?
Fourth is...
Bloody byline got me.
That heal that I did was pretty clutch though.
I didn't do that heal.
I don't know man.
I did my six key on his ball to slow his ball down like I think I shot the ball
I should have used my five key and then killed the ball quickly and then killed the eloquent
I'm just not like I don't know every
Every round I play like every fight I play right now. I'm making mistakes for some reason
I don't understand why but whatever I
I'm making mistakes in the moment. I don't know
It's life. We'll just have to plow
Where am I? Let's play again. I'm a serial mistake maker. Okay, crispy bacon has sent
a picture of his tattoo of the worm. That's adorable. I like it, dude. That's adorable.
I like it. I might hide like the medication and so on and so forth that I see or whatever
it is. But yeah, hold on. I'll edit the video. Sorry, edit the photo just a little
bit for you. So some personal stuff. I've got your back. Don't
worry. But yeah, I don't know if the medications or so if we
want to have it. I edited the video just to touch. I'm not
video. Sorry, the picture. Cool. Look, that's the worm. I
like it, dude. That's awesome that you like labyrinth that
much. If anyone wants the reference, I'll show you what
the reference is. That's awesome. Worm from labyrinth.
Hold on.
This, this is the cute ass worm from Labyrinth. That's cool that you like that that much though, my dude.
Nice one, Christopher Bacon.
Awesome.
I haven't got any tattoos myself. The fact that you would put the worm from the Labyrinth on is pretty sick.
It's a great film.
Where was I in my life? Where was I in my life?
It's a wolf.
Alright, let's see if I can start to play a little bit better, man.
last few games I've really played like shit honestly. Maybe I'm too relaxed today.
Ooh, gonna have to fight someone.
Uh-oh.
Goodbye.
Oh my god, what am I doing?
I can't believe I only just won that fight.
It's like Bylang's got quite a lot of damage.
The guy's already out the game, he had a bad day.
He must have respawned on me.
Let's go kill by someone else.
Probably fight a jewel. I've still got to respawn for the next two minutes. I think
It's worth going for a fight here.
There's probably two.
There's one who just respawned and there's one in the corner.
Got ya.
Not bad, not bad.
It's my time to change your turrets.
What was it that was over on the other side I didn't see?
I think I can get that airdrop on and sleep before they do.
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get a gun now
No more respawning now.
I've got picked up shit.
Ah, I got picked up, shit.
Just need to kill three players and then I can finish Topic.
ball ultimate efficiency
beating someone who uses a ball on you
and you don't even use a ball is just ultimate
shit
Oh piss off he's got the auto loader! Oh no I'm screwed I think. Oh actual piss
off are you Bellens? Oh feckin Bellens I might be about to finish 9th holy shit.
Oh no I'm 8th I'm 8th good okay I think I can I don't want to die but I can die
now if that makes sense. 8th means I still get the mission completion dude
I've finished ninth there because all three of those fat-backing heavies just literally all three of them all spawned around me
Swarmed by heavies dude all three of them man. I
Gonna have to kill all of them
All right, well, I know that all the three heavies are over there I can go back and fight whoever's dueling
Well, they're about to they're about to have to leave my god. I can shoot them as they leave
They're all have to leave the zone, aren't they?
What is this even?
You're gonna track the douche.
I agree let's kill the Valkyr.
I agree let's kill the Valkyr.
Might need to heal though.
Oh no!
What?
What is this game even, dude?
Let's hope he can just sneak in and take the hill.
Just gonna go take the airstrike.
The hurricane going to kill.
That's fine, he can't reload in time.
I don't think he can airstrike me from under there. Oh of course mother of God
Mr. Hurrigan over there as well now.
Hurrigan's chasing me.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
Dude this hurricane is just that was a really good show
Don't block me get the hurricane
two hurricanes this is awesome dude oh shit
He had so much on him he had four strikes all the Hurricanes are fighting. I gotta heal them
What a crazy round guys
Now I have to just do all the hurricane
Gotcha!
No!
Did I get him?
No!
Oh!
What?
That was a fight!
That was a fight though, dude.
That was such a crazy fight, dude.
Oh man, that was just chaos, chaos the whole way.
Oh, what a joke.
What an absolute joke that game was.
That guy was a good player by the looks of it.
Yeah, sweaties.
Not so good there, though.
Oh my God, look at the eloquent that I had to get.
fricking hell dude. What are all that play against 56 percenters? Wargaming, let me farm
the casuals. Come on dudes. Oh that was a good game. I enjoyed that one. I wish it'd
been a fair fight at the end. The guy kept third partying like a dirty little dog. Anyway,
I did all my missions for today.
I got myself 2,600 points for the event store.
I'm definitely taking the bonds on this account.
I need those bonds.
I get 600 bonds for 1,800.
I want everything.
Oh, I want it all.
I want it all, mate.
OK, let's go free to play account now.
Get all the steel hunter out of the way.
Steelhunter does have skill based matchmaking.
The screamer in the second hurricane came around the corner.
It was so confusing for my little brain.
I couldn't figure out like which lightning strike I needed to dodge.
It was just sitting there going like, which lightning strike do I dodge guys?
Both of them at the same time.
Why do I feel like I'm playing Final Fantasy X again if anyone gets that reference?
Freaking dodging 200 lightning strikes in a row to get some kind of material.
Jeez, who is?
Alright, where am I?
the free to play account. Let's do it again three quick games to continue to get the rewards. I might
as well activate my premium day. How am I going to get a premium day? Should I get a premium day from
the event shop? They're cheapest chips.
Get a premium day from the event shop.
Crazy. That was an intense game dude. Intense game.
Just do it.
Do it.
Just do it.
Alright, I need one top four finish.
A lot of heavies this game.
I'm not even going to chase this guy down.
He thinks he's such a biped.
Really all he's doing is wasting our time.
great for you
Really, the rewards from this steel hunter are just too good to give up.
still need two guns and a sorry two greens and a shot
This is interesting.
Perfect shot!
Perfect shot!
Penetration!
Enemy penetrated!
Yeah, you got me, dude. Well done. Proud of you.
That's much better. You'll be nice and cozy now.
It's amazing how fast I seem to go level 5, I hardly ever get a fight where I'd be
level 5 for example. Then I spend ages at 6. I'm fighting this for sure, I've got a 6 key,
nothing can beat me. At this level unless they're level 7. Lovely.
Looking strong this game.
Any disappointment is no one's come to fight me.
No one's come to fight me.
Just two more greens and then I'll have the gun.
Lots of people around me.
I don't want to use my radar until I pick up these two greens and I use my radar and
on the hunt. Alright, we're good. The penetration increase that you get on the final level is
crazy as well. You can go from something like 180 pen up to 200.
If you're wondering why I didn't pick up the thing immediately, it's because if you wait
for your berserker to run out then you get the reduced cooldown of the next bit.
So look, I instantly get my six key back.
Alright, top 8, but I want to be top 4.
So after you kill someone, if you want to get your cooldown of your ultimate back faster
so you're more prepared for the next fight, don't pick it up until the cooldown runs out.
If you have a cooldown...
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I still need to kill two more players to get top 4.
I've got 4 6 keys there so I can kill anyone for days mate.
What am I most likely to meet?
Three heavies and two lights, ok no mediums.
Don't need to worry about ravens and their 6 keys.
I'm just gonna force him to fight me again.
Good try, Valiant try by him, honestly.
and try. Enjoy fifth place they make no top four for you.
You already got top four, isn't top eight enough now says Gepard.
This is a new account name, I'm doing it on my second account.
I want my free to play account now.
My free to play account, I'd like to get some first place finishes, actually to be able to get the extra ship.
Oh that's not good.
He's actually got me I think.
That's close.
Dude how's he getting so much heat?
What?
Holy shit!
Hold on.
What does his six key do?
Oh, that was well played. He got a good double off into me. GG.
What does his six key do? I don't even know what his six key does.
Recovery zone.
Is that new? Has the Viag always had recovery zone?
Probably.
Dude, he can get back 35% of his health for six seconds. Oh, GG.
back guys. I'm not getting the points that I would want right now. 35%. He did pretty good there,
he got a good minefield at an awkward time. I also missed time using my berserk. Do you know
what I should have done? I should have waited for him to shoot me, then I should have got a full
heel off, then I should have done the berserk. That's what I should have done.
He played that well. He hit me for like 900 or something with a double. I don't think I've
ever seen a Viag take the double before.
That was a good hit. Shit.
Apparently I'm never going to win a game of Steelhunter today. I suck.
Weird, sometimes I win like five games in a row, but not today.
That's life.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
You
Alright guys, two more top hay finishes and I'm done today.
Good old steel hunter.
Lateral karma, what's up, thank you.
Hesh, fodder, wing ding, J-W-Desh.
Thank you very much, J-W-Desh.
Just so nonchalantly going and picking up all of the stuff while he's just shooting
The lack of the six keys are quite scary inside this game mode at the moment.
It's because I guess they've taken away the yellows and made it all greens.
That looks too steep.
Those poor little bots are going to die.
We're close to not being able to respawn anymore.
Need four more greens to get the gun upgrade.
I'm useless until I get the gun upgrade really.
his hands down the most awkward period for the eloquent.
I don't have a six key so it's still very scary.
We pierce the power
Penetration
The shield is on peering
We pierce the power
Reboot in penetration
We pierce the power
I'm dead, I think
fuck please don't kill me robot please don't kill me robot yes
yeah he finished knife get fucked dude had no progress for you go waste
another 10 minutes of your life douche dick oh let's go oh that's so sad for
him it's so good for me screw you you want me to waste my life no you
waste yours bro enjoy getting five minutes older that's right oh that was
close though very close why so evil see you try to do it to me he could have
easily just not fought me but he chased the baby he deserves to lose 10 minutes
of his life all right doesn't matter if I die now and of course I want to try and
win but doesn't matter doesn't matter if I die
Every day a different insult.
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Oh, nice driving.
Dude, he's kicking my ass.
Oh, gosh, can't go this way, my bad.
Pretty sure he's got me here.
Oh, I suck, dude.
Finished fifth.
Holy crap, his rate of fire was insane.
Was he using the auto-reloader and when he uses the berserk ability it lowers the interclip
reload?
Oh my god, he had a six key, I didn't have a six key, whatever.
Does the harbinger's berserker lower the interclip reload?
Or not?
What's up, Jay?
Yeah, I said thank you to JW-Dash.
I'm asking lots of questions today.
Why doesn't it tell you what the intraclip of that gun is?
That was a fast intraclip dude.
I felt like it was a second or something.
Oh well, top 8 whatever.
one more game, one more top eight and I'm done.
Rest in peace, speed running.
That's fast as you can.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do, kiddos?
I'm locked and loaded, he says.
What?
What are you getting on about in chat?
of
this could be a really bad fight for me
All for him.
Dude, he's collected the whole bloody area.
There's nothing in a 600 meter radius.
Insane.
Not bad.
Not bad.
You've reached a new level. Now it looks like a real tank.
They're dropping the supplies. It's first come, first served.
Stop being mean to Samantha in chat.
Only Lobstep's allowed to be mean to Samantha, and then she can demote him to
Maneuver sub
When he only needs one more day of progress
She'll probably write him a letter dear Lobstep due to
Poor performance throughout the maneuver season
While I know that you only need a hundred more points. I am kindly removing you from the roster KK bye
The names I've called her over the last few months, that's just a hazing process for
her leadership inside the clan
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Let's get back to the panel
Like breaking in a horse
Why did you say that? That sounds very weird, but okay
You didn't want to be a cow now you want to be a horse
Outrageous
I wonder what's more cute a horse or a cow I
Think cows are more cute than horses horses are more majestic
A mustang.
In the film that I was watching yesterday, Felmer and Louise, do they have like, what
is it called?
Is it called a Thunderbird?
Is that a Cadillac or something in America?
It looks like a pretty cool car.
What is that car?
Is it a Thunderbird that's in Thelma and Louise?
It's a Ford, is it?
It's a pretty funky car, dude.
Very cool old-school car.
Probably does about 10 miles to the gallon, does it?
A muscle car.
they say muscle car that means it had a very powerful engine. More like two gallons to the
mile, oh my god. Have you ever smelled a baby cow they smell so nice? Isn't that called
a calf? Now I've never smelled a calf before. Is that like a regular occurrence for you?
you get up in the morning and go outside, find a random calf and smell it.
Modern 2.0 muscle car.
I see.
Oh no, Kibi doesn't know what a Thunderbird is.
Thunderbirds, I'll go!
I'm tough. Hey, should I just get this guy run for his money?
of
the
I guess we win.
no six keys. The smell of, they smell of milk in their little faces. I used to work in a
factory that bottled milk. So I too know the smell of milk. I had all of the free
milkshake that I wanted. Surprised I didn't get diabetes, but then again, you know,
when you're 17, it's almost impossible, like 18 is almost impossible for you that to happen, I expect.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Diabetes from milk, from milk shake. They put shitloads
sugar and milkshake. How do you think they make it taste like a milkshake?
The other friend go blind a diabetes 18? Wow.
That's not cool. Oh shit!
Tank recommendation for new players and steel hunter. Just play one of the
the heavies if you're struggling or the ravens easy. I don't know what the different
I don't know what the different types of diabetes in really mean.
Is it like how you got it or what?
I don't know.
I don't really know much about diabetes honestly.
Type 2 you get from eating a lot.
Dude, if you look behind you.
Dude, dude, no, no, no, no, no.
Focus him, not me.
Good.
But kill me.
I'm dead.
Shit!
Dude, the harbinger was so much better than me as a tank there.
He didn't even have a six key, I didn't have a six key.
Guard the hubbing and kick's ass.
Such a better tank than the raven.
The raven just destroys it if you have a six key.
I should have won that fight.
What did I do wrong?
Did he have a six key? I don't think he did.
He had two six keys, maybe he did have a six key.
Did I miss a shot? Maybe I wasn't firing on reload. Maybe I should have facehugged him.
I feel like the raven has to have a six key. If the raven doesn't have a six key it just
feels like it sucks a little bit. He shot me one, two, three, four, five and he was
using the higher alpha damage gun by the looks of it. Or is that just the fast firing
gun? I shot him one, two, three, four. I really only shoot him four times and
he shot me so many more. To be fair, the
adequate shot me once as well. One, two, three,
four, five. He shot me six times and then
he shot him four. Did I bounce? Anyway,
whatever. I think that Steel Hunter done
for me today. Yeah, that's me done in
Steel Hunter today. Thank God. I had a
very bad day of Steel Hunter. I'm not
going to lie. That's life. Some days
Some days you win, some days you don't win.
Oh well, that's half of Steel Hunter done on two different accounts.
Always nice.
Now let's enjoy the random queue for the rest of the day.
I had a bad day in Steel Hunter though today guys, not gonna lie.
Alright, what am I doing here?
Uh, missions.
5000 damage.
It'll get it done pretty quick.
I feel like I can get a better reward than that. Oh yeah that's better. 1250 exp.
Sweet. Okay are there other missions that I have to do for Steelhunter?
What's this? Oh I already did that.
Battle Pass Boost. Battle Pass Boost.
This is available to 16th of March, so I can do it tomorrow as well. What's this?
Win the battle and beat top 5 to get those battle pass points as well. Not bad.
Lucky day's top 7 in 3 battles.
Double celebration won't start till later. It's 180 tokens I need there.
Um...
Fine.
I got premium time.
I don't really want to play my tier 11's again, but I feel like I have to.
I'm honestly a little bit bored of this account right now, but...
Let's just go with it anyway.
I got 43% win rate in this thing after 40 games. I must be trolling.
I'm doing much better in my ASXX, but I'm getting shitty combines.
My tier 11 stats aren't very impressive right now.
Maybe the 432U gets much better when you get it upgraded.
It probably does.
It's probably one of those tanks that when you get the extra 6% alpha damage that makes
quite a big difference.
I don't know. It's a weird one as well.
I
Ah, he's kinda not lying honestly. I should have probably gone north. I don't know why
I do so well in this tank on my main account, but when I play it on this account I'm just
not having any fun at all. I don't know why. I just think I'm a little bit free to
play out, honestly, recently. I just don't... it just feels like... it feels just...
doing the same things again, but it's not exciting, you know? When you do
something the first time, quite often it's exciting, and you can get through it
because, you know, getting the upgrades is an interesting part of the journey. But
But it feels like just doing it again now?
It doesn't feel...
I'm grinding to get the tank back into the position that I already bloody have it in on
my main account.
But when I've got it in that position I'm not going to be able to use premium consumables
anyway.
It's always a bad idea to push around this corner.
I think that feels jittery today for some reason.
Why the hell am I getting 160 frames a second here?
Weird.
There are only 160 frames a second for K-Max graphics, while streaming at the same time.
Wow.
right
That was a great shot
Lucky he a low road
misplay by me. On the main account I would have had that 5% rate of fire. This is a good
game though, I'll take it. Any wins are good for this tank. We take all the wins, any
wins.
T803 got 10% more experience than me, even though we were fairly similar.
There's more shots.
close to being able to get that non-hg shell damage improvement. It's huge huge huge huge.
Haaah.
Win and be the top five on my team on damage course.
What Hall comes?
Loss Howl.
Hike you beyond Twitch Rats. What Hall comes?
How you doing today Loss Howl? Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
shout out to all the mothers for Mother's Day on Sunday if any of you
are from the UK warning you have 48 hours till Mother's Day
Albedo, what's up? Or Albedo? Albedo, thank you very much. Good to do so. Hello to you
too, sir.
Sorry to hear that right.
This'll be my first Mother's Day with my mum being in a care home, so...
Be an interesting one.
Whoa, that's a shack-out.
Oh!
Oh!
That was a disgusting shot!
The reactions.
That was just before the shell was about to end as well, right?
of
track
Try something, Flanzer.
Uh oh.
Oh shit!
Oh, real shit!
Not even close, guys.
I wasn't worried.
That keep you talking to yourself inside the tank says...
Baden? Nah.
It's your imagination, mate. You've got multiple Cracky babies in your head talking to each other the whole time.
You have posters up on the wall.
improve and you've you've put multiple improved ventilation in your car
Roger says happy hours is a scam losing all battles after first victory girl
girl
oh did I just get you a good route
I don't know what the hell is going on in chat about organs, but if we could just like,
not that'd be wonderful, thank you.
that conversation. Peace out. I was more worried about the Fosh.
Cinal bits.
Oh, that was a good bounce.
Maybe.
Two reasonably good games for this tank, a bit low on damage, but that's like...
He did a 12,000 game in the Ashigara.
I just featured an Ashigara game on my YouTube channel.
A week or two ago then.
So it could be a little bit tricky.
We'll keep boosting, don't wanna spend too long today.
All right guys, we just got 10 more alpha, hell yeah.
I'm always interested in watching amazing games
like that, my dude, so just upload it
onto the replay website anyway.
What's my plan guys with this tank now?
Suspension durability is good, slot bonus is good, the rest of it is not so important.
This is like damn, look at that, 6% per level, amazing.
I'm just going to keep grinding this vehicle.
I need to do 9000 damage.
Dude was I not top 5 on damage caused in that last game?
Oh for the love of Pete I needed 200 more damage guys!
200 more damage!
I'll play an ASXX then.
What am I doing on my field months on the ASXX?
happening. I thought these field wants to take a long time without five times experience.
Nice, interesting map, pretty aggressive, and I'm not very sneaky, got a bad spawn.
of
of
of
the
of
the
What's this? Lobstep? Samantha thinks she's a better player than Lobstep? Wow. Well we'll
see this maneuver season. If Samantha gets her team tanks that means she's the better
leader that's for sure. Although Lobstep sets the bar pretty low with regards to leadership
skills so I don't know what to say about that.
Samantha's better at talking trash.
I can imagine her on voice comms, in Overwatch, trash talking her team.
I think SMD is louder she can when her team doesn't perform correctly.
Oh no, the batcher got me before I had a chance to spot the 263.
I don't think 3,000 damage is going to be enough to finish top 5.
This is a win.
Mindfreak is asking whether it's worth keeping the M103?
I think so.
I think the M103 is a high DPM, tier 9 heavy.
The thing is, if you've got a lot of premiums, then why would you want the M103, honestly?
Hey, I did finish top 5 on damage, 254 out scout and he did bloody 7,000 spotting there.
Mental.
Got ratioed guys, ratioed.
Alright I need 5 more kills today and 6,000 damage.
No problemo.
Oh I got another upgrade maybe.
What am I going to take?
No I'm going for the interclip next.
Going for the next interclip bruv.
What's up noddingham?
tuning in from the USA. Good morning to you too.
How to play the Shelma? Two ways.
One, damage, two, spotting.
For the damage build, I'd recommend you take vents, burst stabs and experimental
turbo and be aggressive. Go and mess up your opponents.
Be an opportunistic little assassin light tank.
For the scouting build, you want to take
uh coated optics with a vision system and an exhaust and then be a little
weasel spotting light tank that screws your opponents with vision that's it easy
you think you can peer pressure me yeah right do you think you are some kind of special snowflake
Outrageous.
Here, fresh amour.
Three carmeys in a platoon.
That reminds me of bat chats back in the day. Not very successful platoon tanks, that's for sure.
The
Born says it would be fun if QB platooned with everyone and invested apart from Samantha.
That's harsh.
Imagine that Samantha's ex-boyfriend is throwing shader here in my Twitch chat right now.
Outrageous.
outrageous
bloody hell he got me for over 600
I think I'm having a bad day, friends.
As bad as the air is there.
of
Yeah, since I got that 10 alpha damaging cruise, things seem to be going better on this tank.
of
the
designated target sends its regards
playing better in the fourth 432 you today
We're trying to do it. We can't go very fast.
Not today, friend.
Samantha's making funnies in the chat without providing the context.
Oh, shit. STRB got me good.
So if anyone wants the backstory about this whole, like, the born and Samantha thing.
Okay, so the born and Samantha were both in Invest, and they were both leading,
or like, mmm, they were both playing in a manoeuvres campaign where the born was
leading and I think Samantha was in a different group and then both of them
had played like eight days straight and then one day they both didn't play on the
same day which was very unusual so it's like the only day they missed in the
campaign. I was like, WTF? Anyway, so when I went on to Samantha's
Discord profile, she has something that says less than three
Jason. And so I put one and one together, and I thought, oh,
Jason, the born, Jason born. Ah, they must be together. And
that's why they both missed the same day in the maneuvers
campaign. And so I had this in my brain for like months. I didn't say anything about it
because why would I mention it? I don't want to make it weird. And then, then when I was
making maneuvers teams last November, I said, Oh, do you two want to be together in a team?
And they were very nonchalant about it. They were like, Okay, if you want, and then I was
like, but aren't you too? And I think the born went bright red and Samantha died of died
of banter. Pretty much. Too, too late. It's weird. Did I hear a clap? A slow clap from
audience about that riveting tale of two souls dedicated to each other on discord.
I need two kills and another 3,500 damage. Aren't you two romantically invested? Yeah,
it's a good one as well.
QB the matchmaker apparently. Spittake. Jesus T30 just comes out the shadows. I think T30
might be actually the smartest slash best troll ever. T30 just arrives and just goes
like with his troll dust and then leaves. He just adds the little bit of season. He's
just waiting. He's just waiting. Waiting in the fridges to throw fuel on the fire. A troll
ninja. Basically he is. He just arrives, sows the seeds and then leaves. He's
basically a banter farmer. This is probably why he's going to play maneuvers with Samantha
this season.
Imagine dating a woman that's better than your world of tanks owed the humanity.
Samantha's in the top 10% of the player base now I should expect.
She'll kick most of your asses.
trash talk you while doing it
come back any time
Oh, nooo!
Rocks!
Give me cover!
Wait till you see her ADHD aim.
Does she have her mouse sensitivity too high or does she actually aim good?
The blonde says I don't mind her winning, it's just annoying at dinner when she rubs
it in your face.
If you don't do 3,000 damage per game do you have dinner rubbed in your face?
Lord Calus says being better than me wouldn't concern me if she's better at leaving evil
line as well that I'd have to break up. I'm glad the even line gauntlet was thrown down.
the dinner, her winning. Oh, I thought he turned right. It looked like he was a right
turn it to me look Alice do you know I play give on long along for a long time
oh yes shut up that wasn't the round that I wanted but two kills is pretty good
Let's go again.
isn't even I'm related to keep these water tanks are yeah actually the reason why I
started playing water tanks because I was on I was buying an even mine game
time card. And then I got off at a close beta invite at the checkout. There you go, like
Like a mug I tried it out and here I am, 16 years later literally.
It's pretty scary to fight in Ares. Someone's got to do it. We don't back down from Ares
these days. We don't back him back down from Ares. Fuck you Ares. Fuck you very much. Take
it bitch. Good. Alright, hopefully I survive.
That's for every time an Aries killed an ASX-X last patch.
Oh, please get your fat-fucking tracks out of my face!
Oh my god, dude, you just saved his ass!
That's depressing.
Why are you even here, im fassable you giant donkey?
It's called raccoon keeper. No he's not.
It's called coxons. Well son you really just cocked up my game.
Anyway we killed the Aries.
You know what intuition does?
otherwise are highly valid. Imagine being able to change out rounds when you need. The right
round for the right job, laddie. I don't think this game's meant to be muffled over.
Oh no!
I'd in the trees.
He won't see me please.
I didn't have depression over the back.
I got depression over the side in this tank though.
Oh my god that aim time is just horrendous.
I know I wanna live!
I wanna live!
I wanna play this game!
Bad thirty one oh five don't kill me.
I'm just an innocent baby.
I'm gonna try and kill you later on, I promise, I promise, absolutely promise.
It's amazing how shitty this tank is on this account compared to my other account.
Oh, it's like forever I'm waiting, actually forever.
I was a really bad shot my fault
God, he's coming back again.
I've prized him.
Oh, you trusted a baby?
Who trusts a baby?
Oh!
No!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
111 20 got me from miles away. I sacrifice everything to get that air six
x at the start of the game no sorry the areas at the start of the game.
Alas poor baby we barely knew ye.
2 tanks in battle? Oh my god I suck. What am I doing Jackalwise next? What am I doing
mission wise? I can't even remember what's going on with my life.
Pipetimes more damage than the hit points of my vehicle. Fat-Becking chance. Love.
Fat-Becking chance, love. Spot 8 enemies and survive the battle?
eight enemies and survive the battle. That's not so hard. I've already done it in an EBR.
Spot enemies and survive the battle. Easy peasy.
Where the hell do I go to spot 8 tanks on this map?
I guess I'll just spot the heavies.
The reason why the ASXX has a bad win rate difference is because
it's getting matched up against the Ares and the Ares is just way more meta.
Shit, I'm meant to be spotting!
This is safe, I'm sure.
Legit tactics, get my mission done.
Okay, now I'm just gonna survive.
Just gonna survive, guys.
AHH!
COCKS!
I forgot about the mission!
I was so focused on just killing that EBR, I forgot about the bloody mission.
I knew that the only way I was gonna get eight different tanks spotted was some crazy, crazy
plays there.
Alas poor baby we barely knew yee, you should have done it in the Borking Cafe.
That's what a tanks view.
I want to get off this account soon. I want to go on my main account.
Alright guys, let's go, let's see what we can do.
I need eight spots again.
Hard map to get spots.
Oh.
And do jack shit to you, piss off.
Oh god, why did I do that?
Still need one spark and get the arty later.
No, really? Oh, I'm a dumbass.
Uh...
Uh...
Feels weird, man.
I can spot the RT or one of the TVs at the end of the game.
five
five
As long as I spot the arty or the 113, I can still do this mission easy please.
Getting some work in and my only chance now is to spot the arty.
If I don't spot the arty, I'm done with this mission.
I have to spot the arty and survive.
any chance. 2-1-105 just drowned himself.
of
I have to spot that EVR late game.
Not EVR, sorry.
arty they came
haha
haha haha
shit I need to spot the arty
I need to spot the arty
I gotta eat guys
I need to spot that arty, otherwise I'm cooked.
Ah.
Please kill him.
I have to spot the arty, I have to risk it.
I think I can spot the arty from over here.
Yeah, I got him! I got him as long as I don't die! I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm fine!
Okay.
Okay, I just hide.
Yay!
Should have left the FV alive to spot him. I believe the FV was already spotted, was he not?
Okay, another mission done.
Today actually went pretty good for you to play, lots of kills, 75% of wins, hell yeah.
My finished with my Borken Kepher abilities by the way, I'm not, I need the last one.
Savage, alright let's go main account now I think.
Savage, sadistic, so, SOCIAL!
just do the other two weekly missions tomorrow. Alright that was a pretty good
session for you to play. I'm at stage 26 guys. How long has the season even been
on for? When did it start? Eight days ago? Bro I've been blitzing three three
stages a day! But that's only because of all gaming events that have been going
on. I'll complete the battle pass and get feckled because it doesn't even
really matter. Woo! You're ready for me.
I feel what's my next mission cause 3000 damage to enemy
vehicles.
Ha.
Some of these missions are so easy. Dude, black rock on a
second account soon. TM.
I have 1150 on this. So I've got 10,450. I only
need I need less than 2,000 points now to get the black rock less than 2,000
points guys and we're gonna get 160 there so next week it's going to be about
1,800 points to get the black rock poggers next week when I complete it'll
only be like four missions roughly I have to do four missions friends that's
That's it, just four missions.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
All right, where the hell was I with my life?
Yeah, that's enough free to play for me today.
I did all my missions.
Free to play account, done.
I did my world of tanks.
I did all of this as well.
Oof, no wonder I've completed so many stages.
That was five stages of the battle pass just from this.
Battle pass boost.
It's always nice when they do that.
We're giving it been quite nice actually
with the progress at the moment.
Okay, Ulta 4.
Let's go main account guys.
It's time.
Do I have the 260 on this account?
Yes, I've got the 260 and the 270 on this account
as far as I'm aware.
Do I have the 270 on this account?
think I do. Does Uncle Scrubs have those two tanks on this
account? We find out today, tanks, tanks a million, tier 10,
Soviet. Yes, I do. I have a 27090. And I have a 260. I'm 260
two seven ninety and all of that jazz good okay um cool all right everyone
main account time haven't taken a break in ages it's a quick break
then i'll kick some ass on the main account sounds good sounds great qb
um
sounds great qb
4k w and 8. Last week. Disgusting. I need tissues.
right back.
This shoes for Uncle Scrooby-Boo's issues.
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Come back any time.
Oh
Hello
Good to see you all gamers.
Thanks for staying with me if you did.
I'll start with the dessert.
What do I want to do with my life?
Who's this?
Mokie!
Got my first taste, after only 11 games, in the LSTRF 120 earlier to day 5 K combined
did it, smiling face with hearts emoji, hearty-popper emoji, I normally have...
It always makes me laugh so much when I hear the smiling face with hearts emoji.
Bopper emoji. Congrats Valkyria, you normally have a hard time reaching aces in your tanks.
Sounds like you just love your Swedish TDs. You found your game style.
I'm happy for you Valkyria, congrats.
Alright guys, I think I'll eat my sandwich first while I play a game in arty.
Thank you for your time, and congratulations to you on the ace.
Artface, what's up?
Borderline broken, thank you.
Oh, sedition, thank you.
Beer belly, lovely to see you.
How are you doing beer belly?
The belly of beers is here to make me feel sincere.
That's the word I was looking for.
Mr. No Pen for me.
Thanks for continuing to accept them.
Balancing Sumo, thank you. Wow, look at this arty matchup. Let's go.
I
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the
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the
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Hi.
We have been sustained nourishment commencing.
by sustenance, to boward that energy. Man, that was a tough game. I did not do enough
damage, nor did the other artillery. A lot of splashes, but just not meaningful damage.
going to do anyway that was our arty game what am I gonna do now well I've
got like an hour and ten minutes before pole tanks I've already done all the
steel hunter and everything so I can put two new vehicles I don't really want
to though. I can imagine getting an ace tanker in the Burjana is even harder today than it was yesterday.
Probably.
I'll turn them into food blanche.
Turn them into food. Here's my plan.
Oh, that's an idea. Could be tilting though. We could either have a very happy baby or
a very angry baby going into pole tanks then.
It's a wargaming special hiding walls behind trees.
They love to do that.
Oh, I thought I'd continue to swing left in my back.
What's this helmet doing?
Nothing personal kid, you just look like a tasty treat for Uncle Scrappy babies.
Oh, I... I can do...
I'll take my time with this EBR, man.
Tasty.
A gem in TV a day keeps their doctor away.
Oh, that went right through his turret, maybe.
Not 100%, though. It felt like it did. Bastard. Bastard game.
I often die here, much do. He's a wiggly worm, just can't catch it.
How very dare you AMX. Here I am, just relaxing on my Friday afternoon, and you and your little pesky ass friends are trying to remove my enjoyment.
Oh, this packet is free to play video game.
Oh, shit!
Wow!
That was certainly different.
I can have some rest now.
I've suppressed it all.
That's ignorant.
Dude, I wish there was voice comms.
Oh, I thought he was a one shot. It's been the Yeager.
You're a 20% win rate for the week.
Arsh.
Have you tried shooting your opponents?
Sound like Tauley.
Tauley's a bit more...
No.
Tauley's a bit more horse of a voice.
Look at these bozos here.
Easy money.
Easy money.
Oh, hello there, little lightly armored German tank.
I've got words that I'm going to pick with you.
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah he's called type 5 hen hen tae
well your gooning days are over mate
What?
You can go search it for me, mate, I'm okay, mate.
You're getting farm standard, B.
I got three A's badges today and I got seven kills!
When in Fx name did I get seven kills?
It's the second time I've played today with that. No, not today, but yesterday as well
with that cool M3 fan.
Boobs are us! First time, not first time. Boobs are us! 1000-bit cheerer. Generous, thank
you. Boobs are us! Says, I got three ace badges today. I got a fecking first class again,
bitches.
Oh, thousand six seventeen not enough for an ace such a cock game dude it really is one six seventeen
one six seventeen boobs are us I'll answer that in just a second like you're yeah that would ace
pretty much every vehicle in the bloody game apart from the Burian which is one thousand seven
128 apparently. I don't need experience on this tank anymore. Oh, I cry every time. I
needed like one more shot or one more kill or something. That was a good way to start
today. Why am I WTR solo? That's because I had apparently got a 1000 WTR game in
and arse. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Bloody biryan. I didn't realize I got seven kills. If only
I hadn't missed that shot on the pancernic. Comey spiked up to 1800 did it. It's true.
I got it yesterday. Interesting that the Burjan actually went down slightly. Where am I going
with my life. I don't even know. Neat mid. I'm trying to get a nice tanker in this vehicle.
It won't let me.
Are the drops working now?
Not yet.
They should be.
Computer says yes.
They do? Hooray!
I can edit the title before Chrome Chaos does.
Freaking Chrome Chaos trying to steal my job.
There we go, I did it.
How you doing, Project Louis?
I'm having a great Friday, thank you, QB!
May I have you so out-positioned it's insane, like there's being out-positioned
And then there's...
How should this be right now?
To be fair, we're gonna trade hit points fairly damn evenly, though.
Oh my god.
Of course he's got a pocket pig!
Picks!
He's sending in the goon squad!
Oh my god, he amorexed me the first shot!
this is absolute cock of a game dude. He must have his gun in my gun there. Nice plate,
Boothnuts.
This is such a weird situation.
Guys, how am I still alive in all seriousness?
How did the T32 just casually go lololololol around in front of all of my friends?
Bloody hell.
Getting amiracked man. Getting amiracked there dude. So painful.
If I hadn't been amiracked I would have killed him. I would have killed him. I would have
killed him. I would have killed him. Him. Him. And their parents. Okay. All jokes aside.
jokes aside boobs are us thank you so much to you for the thousand-bit chair
boobs are us says I got three aces today in the Panzer 7 in five battles after
playing almost 30 without an ace Panzer 7 to banger dude absolute banger
chad tackler tank an absolute chatty vehicle in fact you know what we have
the new girls in panza I think it's time for the new girls in panza to to
arrive in this vehicle let's because I don't know like this guy he's just so
boring I think we need more girls and panza she looks she looks girls and
panza doesn't she she looks girls and panza let's replace him as well where's
the other girls and panza perfect more girls and panza yeah why not out with
the old in with the new where's the girls and panza they're hiding somewhere
I can't tell this one her name's all you fantastic I'm happy for all for all
you. That's brilliant. I need a loader as well. Do we have a loader? Yes, Caesar. Caesar's a loader.
That tank only comes with four crew members unless I'm mistaken, so that's okay.
All right, now we melt down men into 16 year old Japanese school girls. This is the way.
Watch. We go profile, we go accelerate crew training, we go mentoring license, and then
then we find the old Panzer 7 dude, he should be around here somewhere. We're looking for
a gunner. Okay, where is he? Is it this guy? Yes. We melt him into her. Beautiful. Look
at this. Wonderful. And then she goes up to over six skills. Out with the old, in with
the new... what? Did I type it wrong? 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 9, 3. Goodbye. Profile, accelerate
career training, mentoring license, bill to this, 10, duh, duh. I don't really want
to melt him because he's zero skill. I don't melt zero skill. Should be fine. Should
have to deal without the melting. Her though, she can have the melting. Okay, we will melt
someone down into Oyu, find driver. Whereas this old douche, is it this guy, Ralph? Oh,
why is it saying that Oyu is going to go way more experience?
But Ralph has actually got a lot of XP. That's kind of inconvenient. Ralph's got quite a lot
of XP. It's going to go over 100. How much will be lost? Oh, I only lose 100K. That's
not that bad to lose 100K, is it? 100K is like nothing of the 5.9 million. That's fine.
150 who cares about 150 in experience 5955729
115 case like nothing and then we need to mentoring license her Caesar we will melt
who's this that's a little bit of a 20 no we don't know to that tier 10 loader
heavies Alexander goth
He's a Panzer 7 crew member, that's an E100 crew member.
This guy, goodbye. He's getting melted as well.
He's useless. Read 5, 9, 6, 9, 9, 6.
Done. Okay.
Next, we need to retrain them.
Oh, I see that they still charge gold for retraining. That's great.
Lovely wargaming.
I need to reset this for free.
Okay, Panzer 7 crew skills. Brothers repairs.
Does the Panzer 7 need intuition? It's basically just...
I don't think Panzer 7 needs intuition.
I think it can get away without intuition. Panzer 7 without safe stowage is pretty troll.
It's not really a DPM tank, is it the Panzer 7 when you think about it?
It's not really a DPM tank, the Panzer 7.
It's not about the DPM, it's about survivability.
So maybe I do need to have safe stowage.
What do you think?
Second chance as well, in case I goof?
I don't think I need intuition honestly, because if I'm loading gold I should just
Just load the fecking gold, intuition overrated on this.
Second chance could be quite nice, and adrenaline rush maybe.
That looks pretty good.
Um, driver skills, I gotta reset this.
Brothers repairs, engineer, bulletproof on a panzer 7.
No.
Nah.
Clutch breaking or smooth ride, how bad is that?
Oh, it's got really bad dispersion when moving.
Holy shit, we need smooth ride.
Bulletproof overrated.
Gunner skills, let's reset that.
Brothers repairs, snapshot is overrated on this tank
massively in my opinion, it's got very good dispersion.
It's funny, 90% of legend players take snapshot,
but I don't agree with them
because I think that this turret traverse dispersion
is so bloody good to begin with
you don't really need to improve it. You should try and improve bad statistics, not improve
good statistics, in my humble opinion. So I'm going to take that with some dead eye. I'm
actually going to take quick aiming on this tank, and I'm going to go for armor as well
to reduce the RNG and designate a target. No, no legends are taking designated target.
That's, I just love to know when my opponents are weakened. If I know that they're amoracked,
I can make intelligent decisions.
This will help always, sure,
but this in certain situations allows me
to make game-changing decisions.
So that's why I take it.
Okay, let's reset the commander as well.
Brothers Repairs.
Do you, hold on, I just realized on the driver now,
you could, I could have taken the skill
to reduce the damage that my tracks take.
Could have taken that, couldn't I?
Brother's Repairs, Recon for sure, Emergency is great.
Then I'll take Properly Coordination,
Practicality is good as well.
She needs some books.
That'll help her.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Hold on, did she just use the book on her thing?
just skip the... that was amazing. Coordination and Practicality probably. Can you just use
If I was to put them in a premium
Okay
Okay
I'll play one game in the panzer seven even though there is 60%
When I'm playing the panzer seven
I think somebody talked about it in chat you infected my brain as to what I needed to do with the panzer seven
Jobu says some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears anime girl pajamas. Yeah?
Cool.
Is that what Henry Cavill goes to hear Betty Buys in?
Samantha's wearing anime pajamas.
Ah, what anime is it?
Let me guess.
Um, Naruto.
Henry Cavill goes to bed in Warhammer Pajamas?
That's awesome.
Spongebob? Spongebob's not an anime.
The Emperor wears Henry Cavalpiget's Hello Kitty once.
is Hello Kitty in anime.
Agree, how about that?
Non-Japanese anime.
But the whole word of anime is it designates that it is a Japanese cartoon.
Oh
I told those dumbasses to get back.
They ignored me and now they're dead.
oh no he didn't
pretty unlucky this game
of
That one got me good when I was doing my review of the
of the stook.
What gun did that? 54 half of the baby gun.
This is just such a typical Panzer 7 chat game.
It really is such a good tank for the random queue.
I'm pretty sure everything that she said was not just Benny Biddy Beachy.
MxM454 never used gold a hero, but he's a dead hero now.
said enemy vehicle destroyed and then there's anybody reaching thank you for
the translation
the thing is for anybody each you don't really it's not like it's
shy sir oh I'm such a dumbass I should have realized oh no
Commander, I remember seeing that tree before, dude!
Well at least the FB405 died for it.
Oh well.
That was my bad to be honest with you.
It was such an obvious ambush for the FB405 to be there.
I wasn't even using my armour intelligently.
It's my bad.
I might have lost this game there with that misjudgment play.
Should have gone round the back really, shouldn't I?
Smurter. Going along the inside here was a lazy play. But 4,800 combined is not a bad result.
We take that. Panta 7. Hold the line. Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
If anybody of each of you means Shizer, good to know. Yes, exactly. I'm glad I was able
to help you with your Latin language today. I actually managed to finish top three in that
Burian game even though I died so early. Lucky weasel. Your win ratio becomes mine.
What am I doing with my life playing World of Tanks all night?
Uhhh.
I can't get an ace in the burrian.
I can't get a bit, I can't get an ace in the burrian.
Do za do do do do.
Do do do do do do.
Oh, I'm a bir-yen.
Ah!
Move, friends.
Get out the way.
Get out the way, friends.
Get out the way.
friend to get out the way.
Thor literally did a bat today and I was joking about it with Tanya.
Thor literally yeeted down the stairs
and Tanya was walking down the stairs at the same time
And he was basically just going,
Ooh, bitch, you know, it was really quite funny.
I said I started singing that,
and Tanya had El Giggle.
Honestly, having Thor is just magic,
especially when he tries to kill us on the stairs.
Definitely wouldn't have old people in the house around him.
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Hi!
Bonk?
Yes.
Sorry. What was that? He blocked with his gun, didn't he?
I guess I should just kill this guy.
If I can get far enough back I can kill him with a ram.
Yeah that's good.
Saves me a shot.
Ah shit.
Can't believe Pat in the tank is actually going to get me here maybe.
Or not.
That was a pretty sweet way to kill the IS-3 and save a shot.
He cost me 40 hit points to kill him.
What are you doing, old sport?
What's he going to realise?
NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Why don't I have a adrenaline rush on!?
Oh, my lord, is that really what I think it is?
I don't think he can pen me there.
Why don't I have a drennenrush on this tank? This is the perfect tank for a drennenrush.
Literally like the perfect tank for a drennenrush.
One of his loaded gold now.
Man this tank is so easy.
To match up like this you can really put off some steam with this vehicle.
Should have a adrenaline rush on this vehicle everyone.
Bad habit, especially when it gets older.
bad habit to run down the stairs when he gets older. Oh well. Use it or lose it.
Won the Panzer VII game.
SCRV didn't mess about, that's good.
What's up with my loader on this vehicle? I got close quarters combat over adrenaline rush? I
I guess it would make sense on an IS-7, but it doesn't make sense on this tank, does it?
Maybe I should use a different loader.
Have I got any adrenaline rush loaders?
I don't see any adrenaline rush loaders, they're all using close quarters combat.
I guess the thing is that I'm usually used to being up in my opponent's faces, but
I think adrenaline rush is actually really high value on this vehicle.
I'll probably take a Drennenrush over Safe Stowage on this vehicle.
It's amazing how I got close quarters combat over a Drennenrush on a lot of these heavies.
I'm wondering if adrenaline rush is actually better than safe stowage.
What are the legend players using?
50-50.
I don't think I'm ever going to ace this vehicle.
I should boost that Panzer 7 game by the way purely for the crew training.
Cha-ching.
The girls.
They must be boosted.
Boost them to regain their crew skills.
What should I put them in?
I could put them in the VKK.
Or we got Japanese girls in the VKK.
Hmm.
Oh well.
What's... what's more anime
than anime.
How bad is the gun handling on this tank?
It's worse than the Panzer 7x20%.
This is real crew training.
Dude, I need intuition on this tank, this is almost trolling levels.
Who am I kidding, I just fire gold the whole time.
LOL!
Just fire gold the whole time, right?
Do you have 11th level tanks, says Jagermeister?
Mate, when I zoom out, you're going to see a number above my vehicle and then I want
you to question whether you think that I have the tier 11s or not.
Okay bruv, do you think that I have the tier 11's bruv?
What do you think?
if it's a
why am I avoiding tier elevens?
This vehicle is way better than the Chieftain by the way, so if any of you are playing manoeuvres
and you have a choice between the Chieftain and the VKK, the Chieftain is not a great
tank. It's not bad, but it's not good. This is a great tank.
strong, they're powerful.
Now the wargaming have brought the chieftain back a couple of times. It doesn't even have that kind of
super special stigma attached, you know?
I
Check our weak point for weak point here
Oh willies
What? How did he even pen that? I don't even understand that shell, we need to totally look at that in battle hits.
Oh, piss off, World of Tanks.
Dude, he must have bypassed my gun and hit the side.
So I had my gun in the way.
This BZ-79 is not a bad player.
Trying to beat him off my front plate.
I'm going to go up to the contriber, it's such a horrible matchup for this tank.
That was not the trade that I think you wanted honestly.
Oh god, talk about trades that we don't want.
Oh, let's go.
This game's absolutely shite.
Uh-oh, keep calm, carry on.
I wish I had a G. I don't have intuition on this tank at the moment.
Do I continue to take risks here?
No, not with that.
I don't know what's going on on the other flank. Looks like we have a black rock trying to shove through.
I don't know what's going up on the northern flank either.
I really need an HE shell, but I'm just going to reload an HE shell.
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Eating bone, yeah, you're gonna be able to come together as a community and pick the
tanks that I play in a few minutes from now.
great game, nice
Well, obviously the combines are disappointing for this game, but we win!
It's a tough matchup as well.
Freaking griller.
What are you gonna do?
Crappy combines the three kills
What's my favorite clan boss tank so far
Favourite I think the
ST 62 version 2 is actually the most fun, but this one is the best one
Wasn't a great game for me I
I did enough, guys. I did enough.
Woah, the girls are now up to 88%
Fabulous.
Maybe got all their cruise skills back.
Woah!
Alright guys, I'm going to open up the poll website.
If you want to go and have a say in what I'm going to play, you're more than welcome.
Today I will do 20x20 or unlocked today.
Also, I need to add two tanks, don't I?
Let's add the two new vehicles in.
At new option, Kamei, tier 9 Japanese medium is premium, yes.
Done.
It's the other one.
Burjan.
Burjan, Burjan.
Add new option.
Burjan, tier nine.
Soviet heavy is premium.
Dah.
Save.
Okay, let's activate them.
Kamay activated.
By the way, a little bit of knowledge. If you look at my poll tanks, do you think why
the frick is there SDB1 like this brown color? Did you know the Japanese tanks originally
were actually that brown color? They weren't green. And then they decided to change them
later on. So originally the first line which was only Japanese lights and mediums where actually
there's kind of like... what's the word I'm trying to look for? It's not corrugated. It's not coral.
Coraketa, Torah, Terakota, Terakota, that's it. It's like a Terakota color. Terakota.
There we go. I haven't said that word in about 10 years, I think. Can I add like a Terakota
color to them? Anyway, cool. Yeah, poll website there. Let's go. Let's make a new poll then.
I'll do 20 by 20 today, I think 20 by 20 I reserve the right to delete tanks that I don't not interested in.
So if you vote for too many artillery or vote for too many load tiers, I'm probably just going to delete your votes.
Cool. All right, I'll show you how to vote 20 by 20.
What's 20 by 20?
20. So it means that the 20 most requested tanks get picked and then 20 random tanks
based on your votes get picked as well. That's what 20 by 20 is. I'll show you how to vote.
Firstly, you click the link in the chat. Oh God, T30 Enjoyers paying money to have a gigantic
vote. That's wonderful. Thank you for that T30 Enjoyer. Next, when you're on the poll website,
Click, click whichever vehicle you want. Like this you'll see blue check mark you can use filters
here to try and find a tank that you're interested in. Remember that some of them are locked at the
moment because they've been played recently. Click the vehicle you'll see the blue check mark
proving on a robot submit your vote. I'd like 600 votes today. Still no phantom. Are you actually,
if it's in there and it's locked I'm going to be pissed dude.
I'm pissed. It's in there. It's just it's been voted for recently. Don't troll me.
No comment again. It wasn't available on Wednesday. It says at the fucking top of the poll tanks,
you dildos. Look, you can just click here and then it says which tanks are locked and it even
tells you how many more polls it is until they're voteable again. Okay. God. God. Darn it.
so for example next poll probably on monday you could vote for all of the ones with one will be
voteable for again so you want to know how many polls it is until the comet it's going to be seven
polls until the comet's voteable again so we have variety root streamer i am a bloody root
streamer take it um what was i doing all right i'll play one more and then i'll do your poll
tanks. What's up Nipah guy? It's Starkiller, good to see you. Let's play a Panzer 7 one
more time. Is there something wrong with me? I'm playing a Panzer 7 twice. Okay. Kibbe,
can I vote if I'm a robot? If you can pass the robot, shenanigans. Yes.
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What's up Mr. Alex? I'm doing a game and I hope you are too.
Oh, close.
You don't like Steel Hunter?
Concepts are good tank.
Very good.
The only problem with the concept is there's so many good premiums at tier 9 now that you
really want to play something that doesn't make credits and doesn't make bonds. That's
how I feel at least.
There's a new enemy Sturge added to the full list.
Maybe.
The times are on our side.
Here's the TBT had a shorter reload.
Yeah, I wish all my tanks were better as well so that I could just drive around with them
like an OP dog hovering up full of the kills.
Now I hear you about the TV team.
Unfortunately, we can't have tier 9 premiums, but it's just so wildly good.
He turned his hull very intelligently there actually.
He over-angled, saw where I was aiming and then baited me.
I should have just gone for his lower play.
in the smart choice.
Oh man, that was not the best decision I've made today.
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Excellento!
get bullied soviet swine well there you go there you have it 4,500 combined in the
pens a 7 it's a good game kill someone already won the ha ha ha
unfortunately it didn't happen. I think I've got a kill.
Well, number three on damage, number one on XP.
Are my girls up there now? They are! Hooray! Girls back up to a hundred.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Didn't have to spend the gold, that's for sure.
Save myself 400 gold. What am I gonna do with it? I have no idea
Nice ooh, I think it is time for
The poll tanks
My play one or two more games in the ASXX and then poll tanks, so please make sure you're voting
Come on. Go vote guys. I believe in you vote
vote vote vote we've got 288 votes so far I know we can get more make it
happen just ace the biryan with 6,500 combined what on the EU server you
aced it with 6,500 combined but I did like that and seven kills earlier
against higher tier tanks and it wasn't enough to ace it I want NA okay
I got a thousand six hundred and fifty base experience with no ace earlier.
Alright, I'm going to yeet the mid.
The question is, do I stop loading to shoot a couple as I go in, or should I just full mag?
This could be disgusting.
Dude, I was doing so good until that last trade.
I should use Magmaster, honestly.
Do you think Magmastery works on this one, even though it can reload one by one?
Probably does, right?
Oh
Oh
my last shot 7000 damage is pretty good I think I think I pretty much min max this
game. I think maybe the play against the WZ at the beginning was a little bit more ugly.
You're talking about the Ace Tankers? The Kame Ace Tank on the European server was really low
Oh yes sir. But the Burjian was high.
Not bad, hi Caliban, 7000 damage was a good game, but I'm not sure how much damage I've
Alright, let's do one more and then I'll do the pole tanks.
Please make sure you're voting.
What are my marks up to on this tank?
I'm pretty sure I'm slumming it at the moment.
I think I need my vision system on this map.
Those two light tanks could be an absolute nightmare for me.
We'll see.
Alright guys, last game before pole tanks, so please make sure you're voting.
Ah.
I'd like to get 600 votes today, it'd be nice.
600 is the goal.
Fuck it.
Oh god, the air is about to cook me.
Ah, he's firing HE at my bottom.
Well, I went in to try and get rid of their light tanks.
Unfortunately, the T-100LT
left on full hit points, even though he said he would help me.
Bit pissed off about that T-100LT doing that to be fair.
It would have been such a good trade
If it wasn't for that Hirsch kefir and then the 700 Aries damage at the back, what are you going to do?
Oh, he's a smart one. The way that he's waiting 50 meters away from the bush is very smart.
He's a good player, high-end player then.
Don't think I can escape here.
If I can escape though it's worth so much so I think it's worth the risk I
don't think if I stay I'll get like 400 but if I escape I might be able to get so much more.
Haaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Would have liked to have seen that T100 come with me.
definitely shed the load a little bit.
FV215B183 is hungry for some Aries, that's for sure. Do you think he's going to get him?
I think he's going to get farmed.
Dude, if you're gonna commit, you commit. He's got two marks and he plays like this.
Brains!
Brains!
Brains!
Ha ha!
Uuugh, ha ha!
Uuugh!
Uuugh!
I got- I got a thumbs up that guy. I mean like, that is- I would- If I was that- If I was that Aries, I would be so pissed, dude.
Good God.
Imagine, imagine.
You're just there chilling as an Aries.
FV literally just goes full zombie mode on you.
That was actually disgusting.
That was one of the most filthy I'm going to kill you games at play I've seen in ages.
Poor guy.
It's kind of like an FFV smash kind of moment.
I've got these two HR shields on the other flank.
Oh
What an awful game for me.
around that big marks pull
let's go gamers
Oh, nice shot well played.
This thing's quite tricky to get around a corner again, isn't it, with this gigantic
arse and barbecue.
Eh, it's not as bad of as marks full as it was previously, it's still a bad one.
Alright guys, that's gonna be break time.
And pole tanks.
Come on, it's break time and it's pole tanks as well.
go. Who wants polls? Everybody wants polls. Everybody loves variety in World of Tanks.
Correct. Yes. Cool. We have 400 votes so far. I want 600 votes. So by the time I come back,
I want 150 people to have voted. Simply click the link that you see in the chat. Go over here.
Click whatever vehicle you want. Use the filter system if you want to make it faster for you.
Proving all the robots to meet your vote. Don't vote for too many arty or ultra low
tears so I'll delete some of them cool I'll be back in three minutes
go vote it's also random tanks any tank that gets a vote can win scrub lords
Lords of the Scrubs.
Have you seen the Scrub with ages?
The Scrub has life.
God darn it, the Scrub touched the grass.
That's the baby.
Good for him.
Come back any time.
Come on, come on.
Come back any time.
I
Yes, you did it! Well done, Twitch Jack!
You have succeeded in your goal.
600 votes you've actually won today, it's unbelievable.
Well done, gamers.
All right, nice.
I'm gonna close the poll in 10,
nine, eight.
Vote quick if you're on there.
Five, four, three, two, one.
and a few seconds extra for the delay. Alright cool. Alright let's add in the
random tanks now as well. Hello! Hello! Alright cool. That's that. We're here. We're
ready to go. Ready to go! I'm gonna play every single one of these tanks
before the stream is done today.
Oh there's two arty.
I like the way nobody wanted to see the Burjian today.
People want to see the Kame. Oh young Bing has won.
That's always nice. The young... the young binger.
the the bing chilling all right guys let's go
first up best dressed victory whoa bz did 8000 damage well played great game for you sir well
Well done, good carry.
Hmm, he wasn't that good of a player.
Alright, Yongping.
I haven't even really seen that many of these on the battlefield.
Does anyone even care?
Honestly, sometimes I question whether people do care or not.
What were my two builds for this tank?
One with vert stabs maybe?
One without durability?
One with turbo, one without?
I don't even know what my two builds were.
I'd have to go onto my tank review and find out.
Maybe one for just ridge lines without the hull, like that, for gun handling builds?
Looks pretty good.
Alright, let's go.
Young Bing, double barrel.
Rockets.
Should be exciting.
But I just don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I forgot this tank's got anime on it.
Kawaii! She's got stars in her eyes. I'm going to eat the mid because it's fun. You ready?
Let's go gamers mid-geek. Start the day off strong with the pole tanks. Let's go. We're
going to start the pole off strong. I believe in myself. Do you believe in me? You definitely
believe in me, right guys? Everybody believes in the baby. Everybody believes in the
baby. This is a good idea. I actually made it. Oh my god, there's a manticore here. Wish
I'm sure hadn't doubled on the move now, but I honestly didn't expect the manticore to be there.
Running on a hot day guys.
Yeah, anyway, um, intrusive thoughts.
What the hell is my team doing?
The med viet is sitting here.
Did you feel that?
Did you feel that in your nethers?
What's she doing?
She's getting ready to fight
There must be a cloth shortage in anime they all seem to wear very small clothes
These are hard times hard times in anime worlds
Not enough fabric to go round
Oh Lord of Bugs why can't I get rewarded?
Oh this gun does not spark joy right now.
That's all I'm going to say.
It's going to happen.
Finally.
No, it's a business called fan service.
fringe land.
Shhh.
We got him.
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Tessac is dumb.
FU!
You didn't expect this, did you?
You're gonna destroy it!
Why are you so stupid?
Huh? What the hell? What is this about?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is a pretty spicy start for the pole tanks, let's be honest.
Should have been a top gun there.
Tessac is proper dumb, bro.
Like proper dumb.
No offence, but he's proper dumb.
Dude, why are you leaving base? Get out of the way, you pillock! Why are you leaving
there now?! I don't think I can even make it back in time!
Okay, gotta count. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and... FUCKING IDIOT TEAM, DUDE!
You total twat bag, why don't you try and at least spot the type 5 heavy?
Dumbass pattern, dumbass Tessack, Jesus Christ, you just can't carry harder.
It's like how stupid can you be?
Honestly, honest to God dude, I'm freaking believable.
How hard they could just throw that game at the end, man.
It literally doesn't even make sense.
The mind wanders, they were, it's like they were trying to find the only way
to suck out and lose it was incredible like the tessac the only way to suck out and lose
just completely ignorant of the fact that I locked down that man to call that entire time
the m48 as well the only way that you could possibly lose I don't know I'm in the perfect
position to try and defend the base what shall I do oh I know just yeet to the other side
and do fuck all like I just don't even believe it man and the kame as well you're not
54% win rate gamer with 800 damage in a car made good Lord dudes that's a
tilting start for today and the fact that the test I can even stole my top
gun to stop me from getting an ace tanker in that game as well
I know he didn't the m48 did my lord anyway let's move on King Tiger I felt
like I played that game really well though I got a little unlucky at the
start but I made some really good rocket plays fun one what are you
to do. Don't hold back, let us know how you really feel. I always let you guys know how
I really feel. Life's too short to have a filter. I've been in this game for too long
as well
that game was a joke
top kek
top kek was had
Anyway, let's have a go in the tiger piece while we're going to get up to.
It was amazing though, that Tessac, the Tessac and the Patton literally found the only possible
way to lose that game, it was miraculous.
I was only a second away from getting the interrupt myself and having a spice into that
game that's for sure.
Legit question, when do you decide whether to try and cap and when not?
If I can cap myself and guarantee win the game, I always will.
But the issue is in World of Tanks, is that that Tessac M48 will really stupid, okay?
I could in no way rely on them to make any kind of rational decision, alright?
So I thought to myself, if I get back, I interrupt, and I most likely will win the game if I can
manage to get the interrupt.
So I took it upon myself to make that decision, and it just so unfortunately happened that
I didn't manage to make it back by a second.
If I made it back, if I had a Bonta, or if I made it, I had an Experimental, I think.
But you're right, if I had a level 3 Experimental, I would have probably won the game.
But yeah, if I think I can win the game myself by capping, unless I'm marking, I always will.
But yeah, those two players, I just couldn't trust them to do anything right, honestly.
And at that stage, there was only one in the cap, and only three alive on the enemy
team, so I thought that it was a better idea.
I always thought that thing's lower play was better to be nerfed.
Good old tiger capture.
As a good game though, I enjoyed that game with the Ningli.
Oh no, sorry, the young thing.
my bad. Yeah, good luck, Ares. Very good, very good gold spam, very good.
I'm pretty metal to be firing at me while you're burning to death.
I respect.
I'm not getting capped two games in a row am I?
AKB end world of tanks and start playing World of Warcraft on stream.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my entire audience really wants me to do that.
Oh, Franek's good to see you.
Jesus, I didn't say thank you to OneRitmo for the five gifted subs.
You must have did that while I was on the toilet, mate.
Stop gifting subs to me while I'm pooping, okay?
It's outrageous, guys.
Actually, I'm living the dream when you think about it.
I'm making minimum wage when I poop sometimes. Perfect.
Thank you, OneRitmo. Appreciate you.
Turning those poops to gold.
Let's take longer breaks next time.
Don't even start, Samantha.
You poop, I poop.
Fill poops, we all poop.
It's one of the things that binds us.
We'll breathe, we'll eat, we'll poop.
We all think lobsteps are knob.
That's what I...
I came out of nowhere.
That's what intrinsically binds us together!
100%
By the way, I blame T30 Enjoyer for all of my Lobstep burns this week.
Lobstep catching strays for days. This is T30 Enjoyer's fault.
I haven't been mean to Lobstep in months.
I haven't been mean to Lobstep in months and months and months.
And now T-30 Enjoyer opened up. Look at him, he's approving a chat. He's there waiting.
T-30 roasted Lobstep once and you're doing it infinitely. Yeah, but T-30's roast of Lobstep
was like the nuclear bomb of roasts. I mean it was so good, the deflection was just incredible.
Blaming, blaming his low IQ on spending too long around Lobstep, I mean that's
just poetic. Absolute poetic.
I'll remember that forever.
But how did that Lobstep thing start? Probably about like 26 years ago it
started when Mr Lobstep looked at Mrs Lobstep
and said, you know, three decades from now there'll be a game called World of Tanks.
A strange little British man will start recording his screen and sending it out all over the world.
We need to have the the chosen son to go forth and troll no way Lobstep is 26 I
don't know he might be older might be younger I can't remember I can probably
tell by how long he's been following me hold on use a lob lob step
Lobstep has been following me. He created his account in 2013. He's been following me since 2018.
So if he created his account in 2013, he was probably about 16 years old or something, or 18.
Shit, he might be 30.
If he made his account in 2013, and he started following me in 2018, most people who start following me are probably in their teens, I'd say.
Maybe 18, 19, something like that, plus eight.
I think he's probably like mid-twenties, he's basically between about 25 and 30, that's what I think he is.
Considering he made his Twitch account in 2013, if he made his Twitch account in 2013 and he's less than 25,
that means he was 12 when he made his Twitch account, which wasn't legal, by the way.
So if he's 25, then when he made his Twitch account, his Twitch account was illegal.
It could be as a honey trap for teenage boys.
I've been putting teenage boys straight, telling them it's all about education and being real.
That's right.
I'm happy to be an uncle rather than uncool, as somebody told me who it was the other day.
That means his twitch date here is wrong and he has to remember a fake birthday for his
twitch info.
I'm not sure if there are any rules about being 12 and creating a twitch account back
in the day though.
Maybe that was okay.
Are you telling me my niece is older than Lobster?
Shit!
Why am I hanging around with people my niece's age?
Jesus Christ. I guess I can't pick him. That's all there is to say. Bloody hell.
Cubie grooming. What? You mean how I shave my beard and keep my mane intact?
It's real simple, mate. I wash my hair about twice a week with shampoo. Ridiculous, right?
Yes, yes, yes, that exactly, exactly, exactly. I don't use conditioner now. My hair is conditioned enough.
Water touches your skin?
Yeah, dude.
Can you create an account under 13 with the presence of a parent?
Not sure.
Are you sleeping with a hair net?
No, I do use a sleeping mask when I go to bed.
Cover my eyes.
I started using that about two, three years ago, actually, it's helped.
Love the G.I.J. skin, sick.
Oh, wheeze.
Sleepy masks are awesome.
Kind of unnecessary unless you find the sun gets you.
But for me and the fact that I sometimes go to bed at stupid o'clock it's quite nice to have a sleeping master the sun can't
Heff me up during the summer
Oh
Does the mask shut off the voices in your head
Now but I listen every single night I listen to some kind of like white noise or the sound of a thunderstorm or
or whatever when I go to sleep.
And that plays for like the whole seven hours I'm asleep.
That helps as well, so if I've got noisy neighbors.
Like, um...
My neighbor has a one and a half year old,
and obviously that was fun
because their baby room was right next to my bedroom.
But yeah, just put on some noise and don't hear Jack's shit.
Do I or Tanya snore? Yeah, you should hear Tanya. She sounds like a right hog.
Like a hog in heat.
No, she doesn't. Tanya doesn't snore.
Usually people who snore are overweight.
Neither me or Tanya are overweight.
Can you Jack?
It's news to my ears.
Don't you ever hear Lobstep's voice inside your head?
Um, only in my nightmares.
Have a blocked nose and sleep on your back
Do people sometimes still use those like strips on their nose
Your wife snores like a trucker and she's not overweight
Wow, I seem to I seem to have had a bad take on this arrangement. I have I had no idea that people could snore
Those totally work
Must be a pain in the arse to use all the time nice average rolls
That's what happens when you take skills like Armora.
Death comes for you, you want some?
A lot of his units, Sninas, the Sninas is in throat, workup before sleep also works.
Get the bloods flowing easier to breathe through the nose.
I don't know about you, but if I do workouts late, it's hard.
I can't do intensive workouts late in the day.
It's hard for me.
Sometimes I try to do a workout like eight at night when I've been lazy during the day,
and it's just tough.
But I wonder if there's more of a coincidence that because I'm working out at eight, that
I'm feeling lazy, and that's why that happens.
came first, the chicken or the egg. Did I work out at 8 because I was low energy? Or does working
out at 8 give me low energy? You really suppose she doesn't fart either, come on QB? Well that's
a little bit inappropriate, but yeah, Tanya does some nasty, nasty. Sometimes I'm like
spooning her and she's a little spoon and then it'll be like, what the frick? How can
something so beautiful create that it's like death just appeared to be fair that's what
happens in life isn't it you refuse to believe that says lobster I like the way
lobster is joined the chat was probably Thor yeah exactly Thor thought it was
probably thought underneath the bed, right? Yeah, definitely Thor Blanche. Dude, anyone
who pretends that their farts don't smell is very weird. Usually blame it on the dog.
People get over that within about a year of a relationship. First time it happens,
go oh and then you kind of like test the test the waters and then like me and
Tanya will be married for 11 years this month now it's like... sorry...
TMI, TMI, deal with it Twitch chat, you'll have to deal with it as well.
Okay, that's what we're going to do in the EBR.
Test the waters.
Asphyxiate the opposition.
And they say romance is dead.
So there's a liviary.
Oh well, I can be a sweetie when I want to.
I got her flowers for International Woman's Day.
Came home, gave them to her ripped apart as loud as I could.
Yes, of course, this is the way.
All right, bloody hell, what are we gonna do?
And let's stop talking about bodily functions.
Thank you so much, Eugene, Franks, Deiseman,
and Edith Gertrude.
Thank you, Edith Gertrude for continuing to sub.
Thor's terrible with farting by the way. I've told you this story before.
But Thor, after he's been on the sofa for a while, when he gets off the sofa
he puts his two front legs down off the sofa,
leaves his two rear legs on the sofa still
and then he erects
his tail to the sky
and then you just hear this
And then he literally leaves the cell for afterwards.
So he basically just, just, just, he just, he stretches, he gasses you and then he
leaves.
Absolute fecking dog, dude.
He knows what he's doing.
My dad does that too, seriously, shit!
Oh my dog does it too. Does anyone's dog not do that?
Should be illegal what he does. Oh it's a coming!
Your ex did that and never came back.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Oh congratulations, I guess it depends on the ex.
You're stopped when I removed chicken from his diet.
Why did you remove chicken from a diet?
It's amazing.
block of big boys.
It appears that he is allergic to chicken.
How can you be allergic to chicken?
What's in chicken that you can possibly be allergic to?
The feathers.
Interesting.
Chicken is high in chicken.
mum was hella allergic. Yeah but what is actually in chicken that makes it like
the allergy? Oh is it some kind of chicken protein? I don't know. Igor that is
Final Fantasy 7 remastered. It's an amazing game. You check it out dude.
Collagen. Collagen's in like all skin isn't it?
Dude, I love my chicken wings. I'm glad I'm not allergic to anything. The idea of not
being able to have chicken wings, I don't think life would be worth living anymore.
There's no meat on the wings.
What?
I mean there's no meat on the wings.
Would you have some kind of ganglily chickens?
Keep you how many credits do you want to make during hapia?
I don't even have a crap about how many credits I make during hapia.
I've got like over 100 million credits, I don't need them right now.
Yeah, you want some Lynx? I'll give it to you.
He thinks he's a smart cookie. Watch this. He's a dumb boy.
Want this? Yeah, have that one as well. Yeah, filthy Lynx.
Thor didn't learn the couch trick from Tanya. No, Tanya doesn't do that. She's not a beast,
okay.
I don't know how Thor learned that though. It's disgraceful.
You don't need chicken, you worked at Tyson's, you know how it's processed.
Look, I think there's nothing they could pretty much do to meet that would make me not want to eat it.
I think it was like whole thighs or whole, whatever.
God, I don't retrieve a DNA, hell yeah.
In other words, you're the beast in your marriage.
Beast, you say? Yes, exactly.
Yeah, that's who I am.
Yes.
You've got it.
Comey!
I don't think I have any friends, guys.
I think, unless I start shooting these guys, I think I'm just gonna die anyway.
You're welcome. You're welcome, Juanjo.
Well, this was a useful game of World of Tanks.
What a load of horse crap this team was.
They did something but it wasn't useful for me.
Oh shit, this car may have a little bit of a...
What?!
Oh, sweet lord above LT432 behind me.
No!
What a load of balls.
Awful team.
Okay, anyway, let's have a go in the Borsig.
Soon I think I'm going to be playing the Borsig on my free-to-player account a lot to try
and do the, um, what's it called, to try and do the, uh, five-time stab-itch.
I think it'll be the one of our best ones to do it, so let's get some practice in
on the main account.
Borsig, big balls.
I like to use the big gun on the Borsig for L funds and giggles.
Damn, this would have been a good map for the EBR.
Seriously thinking about going for the binoculars for the Hyper View Range here.
Should we do it?
I think we should.
Hyper View Range binos.
Let's go.
I
Alright guys, what are we going to do?
How are we feeling about the Ares post now?
It's alright.
It's alright, gruff.
The 90C gun and the 90 gun are identical.
The mighty Moof.
Here we go.
This is my moment.
Big boy Borsig.
BLAST!
Oh please!
Ohhhh!
Why did you line yourself up with my tracks?
That was cruel.
I killed their light, Tang.
I gave you a free game and you gave me disappointment.
I cry every time.
Let's be fair that was a pretty good hit on the meow.
I wish you could thumbs up your opponents dude.
I wish I could thumbs up the opponents.
Oh that was so good.
Oh my god dude.
Catch this.
Fudge!
No! Wank game dude! Stupid pattern, the dildo on top of the hill. Bastard. Damn.
Should have probably been a little bit more sensible there.
Alright let's have a go in the object 261.
You know what? Actually, tactically considering how I just played Malinovka, I should play the 87 next and then I'll play the RT afterwards and I'll get on Malinovka again.
Watch this, I'm gonna get a city map.
Here comes a city map.
Ready? It's happening.
It's happening, guys.
When I tap back in, we will be playing on Himmelsdorf.
And I'll have dodged the Object 261 queue.
Here we go.
Himmelsdorf, it's happening.
Let me see my Himmelsdorf.
Just had to tell Wargiver what map I wanted.
I'm on it today guys, what can I say?
QP's cheating.
100%.
Well, like, it's obvious guys.
I don't think you can get the same map twice in a row.
So if I just played Malinovka,
that is one of the best artillery maps in the game, right?
So in theory, I should not play like
a vehicle that will be good for that map next.
I'll tell you 7 numbers for a jackpot, okay.
6, 16, 32, 41, 51, and 58.
And if you actually win something, you have to give me half of the proceeds, okay?
He's so depressing if he comes by and does like a mince, yeah?
If he wins the lottery and then he comes and don't knows our tips, 2 million.
I'll retire.
What will I what will I cut off my streams if I retire? Lobstep. Lobstep is
one of the best things about the streams. I don't want to get rid of the
Lovarino.
Tips 2 million loses a ton to tax.
That's true.
Did I just hear that right? Did you hear what right? T-30?
The joke is that a hundred people now think that I actually am psychic and they're all
going to pick the same numbers. And so instead of winning like the 1 million jackpot, you're
only going to get 10k each.
It's Lobstep really calling me a witch.
Let's put Lobstep on a lake and see if he floats.
in small doses what's up salty moped up as well thanks for your support prime
come back any time we must push for glory
Catch this.
Certainly better than playing artillery on this map.
Okay.
Now I'm going to play the Object 261 and I'm feeling that I'm going to get on Pearl River.
We're getting Pearl River next.
happening. Pearl River's the next map. Now it's Pearl River next. I feel it. Now it's
not prokhorov for his pole river next
no no no no no
pole river
come to daddy become my top gun
why cap?
I actually got a kill while capping
pretty sassy
Where's my top gun?
There it is.
Where's my seven kills?
There it is.
Let's go!
87 and this kind of a map and matchup.
Yeah, that's a good tank.
No, it's Pearl River next.
GGQB, it seems so simple.
It is.
You just say the map that you want and it happens.
It's Pearl River, Nick.
Anyway, guys, I told you.
Like three times.
Fourth time I'm saying it, Pearl River.
Might get you invited for a scourge, but it just survives you, lazy bastard.
I won the Malinovka game.
Easy game.
Easy life.
We boost for the crew.
Move on.
Alright here we go and I'm playing Object 261.
I dodged the shitty map.
Now we have Pearl River.
Watch this. Here we go.
Pearl River, it's happening.
It is happening. Come on, come on, give us the Pearl River.
Oh, a sand river, Jesus.
Rest in peace.
I got one of the rivers, right?
Just all that sand in Twitch chat, you know?
Screwing up my guesswork.
Oh, so I don't have two medkits. What's wrong with me?
Thank you QB last game I got seven kills
ROOTAL BABY!
I like the Kiwi Commanders, they're all good.
I'm so done though, I don't want to do any more Kiwi Commanders.
I haven't got any more creative Kiwi Commander juices.
I think the King Baby was a great one to have.
It's perfection really.
baby is legendary. How can we top the king? Oh, close. Oh shi- I need to get both these
Aries. Goblin gamers. This is like Lobstep and T-30 Enjoyer.
Oh, did you hear, uh, QB made fun of you on stream.
No, he made fun of you on stream.
Oh, no, no, no, he definitely made fun of you on stream.
No, no, no, he made fun of you.
Oh god, Archie's focusing me again.
Better you than me.
That's exactly what they sound like, trust me.
Oh, so close!
I like it when T-13 during lobstep, but obviously in game and they can't say anything.
probably one of them still got the stream on though. Samantha's right now
telling them both like, oh QB is making fun of you again. That's exactly what
Samantha sounds like. Like a nasally American. What? Hopefully she's not
not listening right now.
Ha ha ha.
Although they are in chat.
There's no room for me in the platoon.
Oh no.
Did they kick you out again, Bobstep?
Rest in pieces.
Ah, what is going on in this game, dude? Every time I play artillery today I just ruin...
Everything goes wrong when I play, honestly.
Can I even hit this 50B here?
Hard to hit this Ash Fiora, honestly.
Oh, baby!
That's a good shot. What's this mission?
They've replaced Lobstep. Lobstep you're irreplaceable darling. No one can
replace Lobstep. Irreplaceable specimen of a man. Lots of people can pretend
lockstep but they're just that pretenders.
One more shot to get some extra XP.
Ah, it's such a bad shot in all honesty.
Come on, jump on me.
Boooo!
Bork and Kepha has no balls.
Looks like they had a sweaty platoon.
Two sweaty platoons.
And some more sweats as well.
maker just throwing me to the dogs stupid platoon players oh it's because of
oh I know what it is it's because of this bloody event that's going on it's
gonna basically be platoon city and all the solo players are gonna be the ones
yeah it's happy hour this is probably gonna be like the worst poll tanks of
all time
let me guess oh he's not even good I mean his friend won't be good either
they're playing areas. Yeah fair play. God the sweats are out. Well not all of them. What
are my platoons like? Whatever. Let's have a go in the E25. Sassy tank this one. I believe
I have the bond net on the E25.
Gives me fabulous camera rating or firing.
And quickly at that.
What would British Beavis and Butthead be?
Literally, two-thirty enjoyer and a mob step.
The only way.
Alright, let's go.
Skates!
Calla Net really, hell yeah dude.
This thing can get 28% camera or like, about 27% camera rating while firing.
Beep beep!
Binsome first time chasers and so are couple people with insane rating last night!
Insane!
Lol, I was actually spotting that ELC for that Blesk. The Blesk couldn't see him but I could.
Herarius! To be fair, with a Bond Camonet, me sitting still, I have proxy spot almost.
Outspotted the ELC for 19.
Oh no! The super hello kitty saw me! Run away little girl! Run away! I'm safe! Let me live please!
I just... I forgot about that. I forgot about that gap in the bushes.
Aye aye aye. It's still not a bad game. 2000 spotting is okay, but oh man! Oh man!
GG
All right, let's have a go in the vk3601
Probably should have just sat at the back there god. I'm going through this pole tanks quite quickly today. I need to slow down
Speedrunning apparently
Don't really want to speedrun the pole tanks
My bad my bad my bad
Yeah, the ELC got the ELC dying. That was great
I
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You want insane ratings it's going to go over 3000 PR and 62% wins.
That's not really that insane they just probably play with some friends who are very good at
the game you know.
Like Tavia has what, like 2,000 or 1,000 rating, but got about 55% wins in World of Tanks.
Let's have a go in the VK.
Decent tank list as long as we don't get caught crossing.
There's the KV-2 and heavy tank number 6, KV-2.
On that E25 game.
Trying to keep tabs on these guys.
Delta thousand damage.
I've got a little bit more to do though.
I'm trying to roll a little higher there.
Oh, bloody arty players, honestly.
He's stunned.
I can make plays against him.
Oh my god, he's got me tracked.
Nope.
Oh, this thing.
Satan class.
Oh, let's gooo 772 Amorak! Dude, that's like the third or fourth person I've amoracked
the last 24 hours. Let's go dudes! Huge Amorak there, I think game winning shot. I get to
get this filthy ass little pig bitch where are you running come here squeal for
me how do I not end the back of him unreal where's he going
what the FB 304s dude you never amirac anyone oh my recommendations are get
good. My recommendations are take dead eye skill on your gunner.
Boom headshot.
As a BK 4503 worth of tokens, well T30 enjoys certainly thoughts though.
It's a puddle.
In a puddle.
Occupy Ocelot is of course a puddle.
Who reloads first?
Me or the puddle?
Me.
Nice game!
3000 combined, two kills, boom baby!
This was the first ever vehicle I got a collarbanals medal in all of those years
ago.
about 2011, boys and girls, before probably some of you were born, Uncle Scrubby Baby
was winning one versus five fights with the VK. Rock and roll. Rock and roll, he says.
role of the rockin was an ace tank no only a first class crazy one thousand
three hundred and two only a first class don't make extra credits from this
event. Oh is it only the second win of the day? Holy shit I just realized poll
tanks during this this event is a terrible idea isn't it? Good God I could
have I could be literally making millions of credits and here I am doing
poll tanks during it lol anyway let's have a go on the object 257 it's the
tier 9 Soviet heavy. Oh well Uncle Scrubs is good to you all. You want to see me
play the same premium tanks again and again and again and again and again. Good opportunity to
grind field mods though for onslaught if anyone is.
My thoughts on Steel Hunter? It's okay as a filler. At least it's better than that stupid
J. Bullcrap.
Two games per tank. Yeah, but you'd have to win twice.
It's only got like a one in four chance and then finished top ten on the second
win.
Yeah the Jade mode was literally one of the worst things I ever had to play in a
video game honestly from a interest intrigue anything it was just
horrendous.
Honestly, it just felt like my brain was truly rotting.
Dude, that's quite scary.
Shut up, boys!
What the hell are these gamers?
In my day, casual players didn't hit shots like that.
I'm gonna...
Bring the pain to the lever.
You're going to lose all your games?
How you gonna lose him?
Oh wow, this is very brave.
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But Ding Dong, the lover's dead.
We're all good.
It's not a modded to reticle setting, armor flashlight is in the game by default.
Hello.
When did they realise?
Bad boy.
Let's do this for done, it's called Run Baby Run.
The irony.
oh yeah really good gold usage shit me dude please stop please stop wasting all
your money
Ah, he got me with the final shot, well played.
He learned.
Well done, maybe I should have angled more.
Alright, I'll take 2,700 combined, absolutely fine.
It's not the game that I would want, but it's the game that I'll have to take.
Alright, now we're going to be playing in the T-54 heavy tank.
This is a tier 9 American hold down heavy.
Is it a good one?
I wouldn't say good.
But on the other hand, probably not necessarily bad.
They buffed it a bit, right?
Probably could be worse.
What did they do to this vehicle?
Oh, I can't find it.
Oh, it's a buffed rate of fire, the accuracy, the aim time.
top speed engine power it basically buffed everything about it
Spotting an FB405 apparently. Oh my god, I think he wants to shoot me.
Huh? Oh no! I think he definitely wanted to shoot me!
For a win all my hit points go.
Oh, he yolo'd an AP round through the gap.
That was a sneaky shot. I didn't expect him to be able to get me through all those little pillars that he did.
GG to him. Such a little amount of damage to deal with a fire though.
I think my words hello
oh wow
I just wanted to dren and rush guys.
He's still stunned. It'd be hard for him to hit me reliably.
Here we go.
It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish guys.
Frickin' Blanche in her T3 Jager trying to kill me from the back of the map.
She's a dirty German stream sniper.
Oh, well, no hot dealings.
Ah!
Is this not the greatest 200 hit points?
This is just QB hit points right here right now.
I just felt that like the FB405 was having a tough day, you know.
I just felt like the FB4 or 5 needed my hit points more than I did, you know.
I do have all spotting in the Mentor Coal.
I'm just going to let the Mentor Coal farm you then, my dude.
not allowed to turn for me.
There we go.
This gun is actually not the worst thing I've ever played with.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not saying it's 10 out of 10, but this is not that bad of a tank now.
How's the T-54 after the buff?
back kids, they're back
The party just did a thousand damage to the, uh, man's core.
Wow, well played, Arty.
being slowly being replaced by loot boxes.
Let's see if I can quickshot this M48.
Yes!
Just better than them, guys! Just better than them!
I'm gonna slowly go this way and pretend I'm going this way.
I'm actually gonna go up.
You know what? This arty. Shall I give him my kill as well?
Dude, he's been such a chat. Like, I feel like he deserves it. I'll tell you what, I'll ram myself on him and he can have the extra hit points that way. Sounds good?
He can have the extra HP.
No, you know what, I'll let him kill me because he's an absolute Chad.
Come on, Milf Hunter.
You deserve it.
I'll protect Milf Hunter.
No!
I wanted to let the Milf Hunter have me!
I mean, somebody with an Epic Gamer tag called Milf Hunter 24, he deserved it.
The fact that he shotgunned the Manticore to a thousand.
Oh well, I guess I'm not a milf.
Shit.
Maybe I'll be a milf one day.
Cowboy's GPS!
Hi, Mr. QV.
Hello, hello, hello!
Hope you and Tanya are well.
Keep up the terrible content.
We are-
Let's kill some tanks.
We are good.
We are good.
We are good.
Thank you.
I hope the same can be said for you and yours, cowboy.
Number one on XP.
4,800 combined.
200 hit points. Keep your gun in it to win it, boys.
Alright, now we're going to have a go on the BORKEN KEFER!
This is a nice light tank, honestly, I'm happy it won the polls.
You can get heavy tank number six inside the Bond Store, guys, so you should pick the VK,
because you can always trade in the VK for like three and a half thousand gold.
that's my recommendation. Milf's are safe now that's true that's true you can
hear them all out there go.
Is the double XP live? Yes but you have to win multiple games in the same tank
you only get it for your second win of the day so to say.
Bye once again, thanks for continuing to serve Morihar's, thank you Mohi, Pancake, Stealth and Small Doses, thank you.
Um, I'm gonna go damage on this map.
Effing, let's go damage mode.
Spottings for noobs.
Yeet! Oh no, hopefully that tree doesn't fit me over there.
I think it's happy hour until Monday, as far as I know.
As far as I know!
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The hell's my dravitz?
Oh, God.
This guy probably didn't expect...
Oh, Jesus.
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I got your back as pics, I appreciate you. Thank you mate
Didn't get me that time to deduce back.
We went for it, guys.
We went for it.
Nice damage-based light tank gameplay.
I mean, when you got 1,958 points, you're not really that different to a medium
tank without armor, you know. Jesus Christ, Tash and Rutter. What an absolute busted
tank. Two ninety ten not enough. Sweet! Six thousand four hundred combined or six thousand
three hundred combined or whatever the hell it is I can't count. Wonderful game. In fact
we hit a blind shot as well so it's more like seven K. That was fun. Fun aggressive
game we've got to the front we've dominated that ridgeline oh yeah 5,000 damage number
one on damage yeah 7k combo so lovely that dravitz thought he was hot shit going up on
that ridgeline i just showed that he was well not the hot if you know what i mean what's
this saying what do you call a sad cup of coffee the depresso i thought it was like
a lonely Joe or something like that. A depresso? Wow that's good. Thanks for that.
All right guys, now we're going to be playing in the Contriver. This is a British
bastard doubling tank. Lovely, let's go. Thank you, Zing.
900 alpha. Instantaneously!
The cry-de-gain is 90% for the bots.
Oh!
Do full strength a thing that can be completed today.
Hmm, it's not gonna happen.
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Sashen Rotter was pretty stupid
Oh
Double God
Nice last one, shit.
Woo-wee, let's go!
I had that.
That desire to survive there.
This seems pretty good for brawling.
Use your tracks to absorb their lower plate shots.
of
Nice, such a little weasel.
Especially little nerds.
Well watch as you slowly lose.
I've got a plan.
I don't think he'll expect you from this angle.
Jesus, he had pretty good reactions.
He needs to go touch some grass.
Oh well, we're going to win, but unfortunately I don't get the extra 900 in against him.
I should have fired a little bit quicker there.
I'm a little bit disappointed, honestly.
5600 combined, it's not really the result that I wanted.
Enjoy the loss.
Camping coward.
Hopefully the tight kills him as well.
Should have been more aggressive.
All right, those were three good games in a row. Let's have a go in the 4-3-2. Wow, how many tanks, how many tier 11s are coming up on the random votes? This is crazy.
I love it. All these tier 11s coming up on the random votes.
bonkers look at that they nearly won but they didn't quite and that's why they're
coming up in the randoms
yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever whatever whatever enjoy the loss oh my god
was it Marty disgusting what a nerd Marty's far too good at World of Tanks
to be fair I had a way better team than him if I had this many zeros I'd be
raging. GG. Alright, let's have a go in the 432U. Good tank this. And half decent doses.
Anton, how are you doing? Thanks for continuing to sub.
Can I take the hill or not? That's the real question.
I haven't really played this one on my main account since it's been buffed.
This is a weird game, everyone's so aggressive.
Can I pump this FB-4 upon?
Oh shit, I've got the wrong roundloaded.
Not there.
707.
Not bad.
Not bad.
This tank feels so different on this account to my free-to-play account.
I don't know why but this tank free to play feels awful but this one on this
This account feels pretty good right now.
Damn, my team is getting absolutely farmed.
Oh, here they come.
Balls. Just can't stop at Tash and Raj when a T-83 is going into that position, especially
if this BZ-79 doesn't help on the other side. It's just sitting there waiting, it could
I've easily gone around the other side and engaged them, but he was worried about the airy shooting him.
I'll take 4,300 combined, not ideal.
As soon as that tachanerata got into position it was just like, oof. Not much I can do about that.
All right, now we have a go in the Kuramori mine.
This is a tier 7 German, very similar tank to the Tiger II caption, which I just played.
Oh, Himmelsdorf in a top tier matchup, I love it, let's go.
Let's just go and get some.
I'll take it through ability on this map, and you might need the extra hit points.
When win chances 30% does not encourage players to try hard, it depends on the mentality of
the player.
I remember when I used to have XBM, that when I had low chances to win the battle, I would
actually try harder than when I had high chances to win the battle.
I want to, because those were the actual opportunities for you to be able to win as
a player.
So if you are still using XBM and you see that it says like 30% chance to win, those
are the battles where you actually have an opportunity to make a difference and
to have your biggest games.
So that's just different kinds of mentors.
Some people are weak and they're defeatist and they see that things are beat up against
them and they'll give up.
Two, they realize that they've got a hard opportunity to be able to push through and
it's an opportunity for them to prove themselves and to get good.
The only difference between a player with 40% wins and 60% wins in World of Tanks
is that one in five battles the player with 60% wins wins the battle that the 40%
win rate player wouldn't have.
And it's nothing to do with them having better teams, it's because they're the better player
that makes their teams better.
That's the bottom line.
Look at it like this, the only difference between somebody who's got 50% wins and somebody
like me who's got 60% wins is that I win one game in 10 more than the 50% win rate
player would.
That's the game of margins that we're in.
If you can't handle that, then just accept that you are where you deserve to be.
I know I'm not saying that to be mean, but um, yeah, that's literally the only difference.
Somebody who has 40% wins and players would consider somebody who's got 40% wins to be
one of the worst players on the server and a slightly above average player is that
The slightly above average player wins one in ten games more than one of the worst players
on the server.
Somebody who's AFK in all of their battles will still, on average, get about 40% wins
in the World of Tanks.
You're being mean.
Now I'm being real with you because I was too short to be fake.
I'm not your mum.
I'm not your nan.
I'm not here to put you on my knee and say everything's gonna be okay.
I'm here to give you actual hard factual information to allow you to make decisions based on it.
This game is ending quickly. I guess I can cross now that they don't have the health.
Because you do not want skill based. Of course I don't want skill based matchmaking. If I
have skill based matchmaking then every game I play there's going to be somebody who's
just a sweaty on the enemy team. And I'll be constantly thinking like which is the
sweaty player that I need to try and control to win the battle for my team. And that's
me being like the selfish reason as to why I wouldn't want to have it like that.
But let me tell you the other reasons. Number one, your Q times will increase
massively and especially if you're an unusual player who's actually terrible
or really good at the game your Q times will increase insanely highly compared
to insanely highly compared to what they were previously. Also, it's going to
mean that if you're a very, very good player, that if you don't play like super meta tanks
the whole time, that you're hugely screwing yourself. If you're a very good player and
you don't play like tier 11 tanks, you want to play some like low tiers that don't get
the best matchmaking, there's probably going to be a sweaty player on the enemy team
who is in a top tier tank for example, right? Like if I go play like tier 9s and I get
a lot of 10s or a lot of 11s. As a player who wants to be influential, then your matchmaking
and you being top tier is going to be even more important, right? But let's also go and
take a look at other ways. If they have skill-based matchmaking inside the game, there'll be people
who smurf. So maybe I'll go play like a thousand games where I'll troll and I'll drown myself
and intentionally do nothing to try and get the worst possible matchmaking, and then
I'll get my chieftain out and I'll start playing my chieftain to three market and
Boom I get I play against a noob on the enemy team every single time and I get free farm for most of my battles
You know, there's so many different ways of looking at it
All right guys, I haven't taken a break in two hours. Gonna take a quick break and when I come back
I'm gonna be playing in the object 590
Game's going really well today feel like I'm playing really good 75% wins
nearly 4k combos at tier 9, 2.4 kills per game. Dude I'm playing out of my skin I
think today is going to be my day. Alright let's go into the object 590. I'll
be playing this as soon as I return. Thank you.
Let's go.
Hello, gamers! I'm back. I'm gonna get some.
I don't know how to read the text.
Do-do-do. Sorry, I just banned someone for the first time this week. The low IQ was choking
the vibe. Congrats.
Alright, let's go south.
I hardly ban people.
Most people are...
You have to be a pretty stupid donkey to get banned here.
I have about 50,000 unique viewers
who tune in each week, 50,000 unique people,
and I ban maybe about, like, at most, a couple.
A week.
So you're literally like one in 20,000 stupid.
It's impressive.
Plus he's new here.
Wow, I don't want him to be here anymore.
Alright guys, this is Object 590, I'm going to need gold here.
It has a reverse auto loader, so it actually reloads the final shell quicker, so having
intuition on this tank is a bad idea just to let you know. But it is premium soon. Maybe
Maybe I should use my loader from the ST62 version too.
Oh they really buffed this didn't they?
Friendly trolls.
Let's do some friendly trolling.
Some friendly trolling.
That was a great shot, wasn't it?
Oh god.
2D's firing AP as well. That was a great shot. Nice AP round. Oh my god. That wasn't
even spotted when that Foshby shot me there. Crazy. Tough game guys. Oh no!
this one didn't work. It could just lots of good hold down tanks against us and
that artillery shell and everyone. I probably could have like done here and
had a few angles or I maybe could have gone there and had a few angles. Really
tricky game that one. My bad. Very tricky game though all in all. Alright now we're
gonna have a go in the type 3 Juneau. I don't even know what tier this is in
all honesty. I have no idea. I don't even know what a juu nu is. We will have to type in juu,
a juu nu. Oh, it's the tier six heavy. Okay, that makes sense.
It's kind of like the Japanese Tiger at tier six, but not the Japanese Tiger at tier six.
You want me to do some trolling?
OK, I'll do some trolling.
This is a bit rude, but this is a bit rude, but we'll do some trolling.
T 30 enjoys lobstips balls in his face.
Peace out, trolling complete.
That was Samantha T-30 of Bill in that room.
Little bit of trolling.
You get your ass back here.
I'll stay in my dungeon, thank you very much.
What the hell?
Oh, I'm so juvenile.
But I'm breaking in.
Just wow, says Poison Toadie.
I'm just jealous.
I'm jealous because Samantha is going to be playing maneuvers with T30 and Joran
lobster this season and Phil she stole half my team guys I cry every time and
they all happily left as well imagine that imagine that Phil T-30 enjoy and
lobster for all just like oh lol oh lol oh okay okay okay Papa QP don't worry
You only got us like a few Clan Wars reward tanks for free, but um, smell you later.
How did you let her take your team?
I'm not holding them hostage!
Dude, this isn't like when um...
Can you remember when the World of Tanks player base was like,
Why would anybody actually watch QB on Twitch?
He must be holding his whole audience hostage!
my god do you remember those times yes there I was sitting in my streaming
tower holding the whole of the twitch audience hostage they only watch me but
not other streamers because I hold the hostage that's right my god sitting in
my ivory tower
Wargibbing's favourite boy, my arsehole.
So...
So I decided...
I decided...
that this season, I've...
I've taught Lopstep and T-30 Enjoyer everything I can.
They are incredible players and I can go and spend my time with some other
Incredible players as well this season for maneuvers should be good
So I get to learn a few new things
We get to spread the strong teams around
Samantha's gonna be leading one of the 10 maneuvers teams
It's gonna be good
After joining of being rude we request a three-man Karmate platoon
Well, Samantha, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're not a man, so it wouldn't be a
three-man comic from Doom, would it?
To be fair, I say that, but Samantha's probably got a bigger dick than I have, so I don't
know what to say anymore.
Look, I was just saying nice things.
Look, I was just saying nice things about T-30 Enjoyer and Lobstep, okay?
I was just saying nice things and you have to come in here and be mean to me, alright?
Let me finish saying my nice things.
Okay, Lobstep and T-30 Enjoyer are incredible world of tanks players and Samantha has gone
from being a complete potato to being an incredible part of the EnVeS community and that's one
of the things that a leader needs to do. A leader needs to know when even though it's
going to be hard and they have to relearn and replay with a bunch of new players who
can't just rest on their laurels. So it's going to be an exciting manoeuvre season.
I still get to play with Malaman and Marabar, so I've still got my two fins, and I'll be
playing with a Leca-Lek again from a couple seasons ago.
And I've got some new bang-a-gamers to play with, so it should be fun.
Nice to say I hear.
Do I have to rename to Lobstep Balls and Joy?
Yes you do!
Dude!
But this time when you do it, just don't tell 10, like, don't tell 10,000 people on the internet,
otherwise they're going to steal your name, dude.
But in other words, she stole your team.
Yeah, she's like a freaking cuckoo.
She came in and pushed me out my tasty maneuvers nest.
100%.
That's it.
What can I say?
You 100% need to rename to Lobstep Balls and Joya.
I'm sure that will be the golden ticket to you, your team 7 being the best team.
Three-person Kame platoon, all right. Well, at least you've got the gender, right, this time.
I'm not doing a three-person Kame platoon. I tell you what, if you don't slow me down,
If you stay up until whenever it is like 10 near a 10 or 11 when I get to the car may if you invite me and then we can just play silently together, maybe.
Maybe I'll let it happen.
But if I do more damage, if I do more damage than T 30 enjoy he has to rename himself to lobster balls enjoyer. Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Where was I?
Okay, ISU-1222.
ISU-1222.
What is this tank?
This is the tier eight.
Cool.
I like this one.
It's a nice double.
What are those lucky seals?
Oh, you can spend them inside the steel hunter store.
Lost pursuer, thanks very much for the gifted sub.
Super safty thank you, Adam Nagy thank you.
That was good, ah, ah, that was good, yeah, I like it.
Um, what am I gonna do?
Go for all, I think.
this could be my noise not yours by the way I got a charge my phone
my noise not yours
Hey you Lola!
real good
Pasta of Muppets says, I love this streaming consistency QV.
What consistency do I have?
Consistently terrible that I have my viewers consistently chained to their screens.
What disnoise?
I told you, I plugged my phone in to charge my phone.
kind of comes across as a tyrant in maneuvers. Yet it gets the job done. It's that simple.
It's my way or the highway. Every time I've played maneuvers I've got everybody who played
with me a free tank. It's that simple. And every single season, even though I haven't
had statistically the best team, we've ended up with the best statistics by the
in the V event as well. I'm not saying it's a competition but when you push the
Quacky baby and say he's like tyrant this, tyrant that... sometimes sometimes a
benevolent tyrant is what you need in life. A lie or an exception. That's
because you fecking got run over by a car or something Phil, that's not my
fault. If you get run over by a car that's your fault. You could have come
and played with me this season as well to break the curse. You've probably got run over again, donkey.
Something's gonna happen to him. He'll probably catch like a fox or something.
Two days in. Samantha, I don't feel too good. The cars are just so huggable.
KeckW Wow says Blanche. What are you even talking about?
Phil getting roasted. That car roasted Phil more than enough. I don't need to roast him.
G.B. is mass murderer. I'm a mass murderer now. Well, what even is this? How do we go
from QB is Tyrant to QB is Mass Murderer.
Oh my lord, not even good trades.
Not my streamer system anthem.
More like hashtag not my team anymore.
Brutal.
Come in like some greedy cuckoo and steal my team.
Decolon.
Too far.
It's OK.
I'm in a lose-lose situation.
Actually, I'm in a win-win situation.
If you do well,
It's because I trained them well and if you do bad, well it ain't my fault.
Where you could have said no.
Look, okay look in all seriousness I'm just meming right now, I'm absolutely fine.
I'm actually kind of looking forward to playing with a few new people as well.
stop being so entertaining you've got to go to work now go to work like a good
little boy and then you can afford to continue subbing to uncle scrubby baby for
another 40 months that's why you have to work go on leave me go do your work
what's up Adam naggy holy crap Adam naggy sucked for 10 years how are you
doing. Hello Adam. Appreciate you. Only three years till I retire says Irish
Assas. Jesus, why did you start subbing to me too so late then if you're old? This
is outrageous. Imagine this guy.
It's an old man game. Shit, I started playing it far too young
apparently. I think I can still win this. Oh Jesus. I got some serious extra damage in
there maybe it'll make some difference. Have a good one Irish sauce, have a fantastic weekend,
I hope it works not too bad.
Atari, and how are you doing?
Thanks for continuing to sub.
Nice game.
I'll take 3,500 damage.
It worked out well.
Love the salty QB.
I'm not salty.
I'm just having a little bit of fun, a little bit of banter.
Passing my Friday evening well.
It's day three straight of Uncle Scrobby Baby
selling his soul, playing World of Tanks.
And sometimes the trolling is what gets me through.
All right, XM66F, let's go.
This is a half-decent vehicle.
What's up, QuadTrack?
Thank you very much for continuing to sub for Bloody Ages.
Oh, wait, you're on a watch streak.
Hold on, you're on a 25-stream watch streak.
Jesus Christ.
I am gonna screw all of you watch streakers over.
One day I'm gonna get up at 3 a.m.
and just randomly turn the stream on for five minutes.
Play one game and then peace out
and it'll break all of your streaks.
How long, how short can my stream be to reset the streaks?
It's okay, we just watched the VOD within 24 hours and we are fine?
What?!
Are you kidding me?
Is that the system?
You can just watch the VOD within 24 hours and you're fine.
No way.
Oh no.
So there's no way for me to screw my most loyal viewers over.
How am I meant to be like the dick dastardly of streamers then?
Delete the Vod?
Oh!
I could just delete the Vod?
Thank you for telling me that, whoever it was, Phil!
Phil says delete the Vod.
Phil, you can all blame Phil.
I didn't know about that.
Phil just gave me the idea.
Thank you Phil.
Phil portrayed us.
What's up Ishbar?
Good to see you.
This tank is amazing in a match up and map like this.
it's only the artillery that could really ruin my day.
You could argue this vehicle is actually better than the next M57 in a map in a match-up like
this.
I reckon the SU is still...I'm going to load HE for his turret...no.
Sub-Black Prince.
I'm having a very good Friday night, Mr. QB.
I just came home from my job as a janitor at the local power station and
Yes, just want to play this old tank game
No
Frightfully bad show you're putting up here. This is my black prince too. Gosh done it. Don't you know British steel enough?
Who's next on the chopping board who else wants some
you want some you got a dead gunner it's not gonna be the only thing that's
dead around here in a minute mate yeah that's right don't even look at me
rough I'm gonna kill your SU no
Oh, Peter.
Nice.
Oh, no.
Why did I mention the P word?
Here they come.
Oh, wow.
My gun depression failed there for some reason.
Don't even stop.
Peter.
Nangie.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo...
Nope, nope, nope.
Yes, no, no.
No.
Yes, no.
No, yes, no, no!
My name is Peter Man, I'm Spider Parker.
I see, very good joke, very good joke. Funny guy.
That's as funny as these arty clowning on me right now.
Do I have to go back to base right now?
Honestly, not sure I can escape.
I can just pull back a rich.
Got HE loaded.
I should put that guy down to a one shot.
Holy crap that thing's armor is ridiculous.
Dude, how can he still hit me, though?
Oh, come on, world of tanks!
Oh, the forest spirit kills me and wins the game now.
I didn't realize he could get me with the heat round. Shit, guys.
Well, that's my game cooked. This could have been such a good game.
It really could have. It could have been so fun at the end of killing the arty and everything.
Bloody arty hit me really hard this round.
I thought that I could take that shot in the turret.
Do I really not have enough for his like 310 heat or whatever it is?
Do I really not have enough for his 310 heat?
It must have been close. It must have been real close.
Where is he?
What's 320 heat? Oh Jesus.
If I'm using my depression, it can work, but not always.
Oh, I really hope they can't.
Oh, so sad. I think if I just hit like one or two more shots, I would have won that game.
Oh, God. I made fun of a Black Prince 2 in the previous game and now I got to play the Black Prince.
Gosh, darn it.
Oh, I got my first mark of excellence in the ISG122222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
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Black Prince. Is this a good vehicle?
You know what, it ain't bad. If you're in a shitty matchup, shitty tank.
Good matchup. Pretty okay, Tang. Let's go.
Have some fun.
Not the best matchup.
Could be worse.
Could be worse kids.
It could be better, that's for sure.
Could be a lot better, but it could be a lot worse.
Do do do
All right, what's my plan?
Tough map tough matchup. I
Got to just try and be the all-rounder
How do we feel about prejudice? It's fun 226. It's okay, mate. It's not perfect, but it's okay
I think the tier 11 could be really interesting
a problem with the progetto in my opinion is why would you play the progetto when you
You could play a lion instead.
Lion Zero Taratama?
What?
What lion have you been playing?
Once again, Ishfa, thanks for continuing to be sub-white eagle and not a little bogus.
Thank you very much.
It's the Perjeter that doesn't have Taratama.
The lion has Taratama.
Leopard... sorry the line isn't anything like the Leopard's tarot.
The Leopard, if you're pointing the gun directly... sorry the line,
if you're pointing a gun directly to your opponent's tarot armor is very decent.
I lost the XM game my back, wow I mean a bit of bad orangey, artillery focus as well,
maybe I should have fallen further back, oh I hate it, I wish the bloody event would
just happened so I could attack the center.
This game is not giving me a bonus.
Alright, it looks a little weird, but I feel like I have to switch flanks to make sure
those TDs will be alive at the back of the mountain.
That T20's going to die, and when he does, I need to make this hard, just as I leave
the bloody event happens, which I believe it.
I gotta go and make sure those two TDs at the back are safe.
3 TDs at the back. It's like our whole bloody team is back there.
Alright, what I'm going to do is a little bit ugly, but you know, we've got, oh my god,
there's 4 TDs. 6,000 of our hit points are at the back of the map. I just don't have
choice but to try and get forwards here. It sucks but I gotta do this I think. I gotta
try and get them to make mistakes and shoot at me. If I don't get them to make mistakes
and shoot at me my team is ultra screwed. I'm hoping if they fire at me that my team
might end up catching them. There we go. Shit, I have to push because they're about
to flank my friends, so I feel like the only chance I have is to actually get forward right
now. Freaking Strict 6 is such an overpowered piece of crap tank, especially with gold
usage. Wow, weasel game. Hopefully I can get some spotting at the end.
Well really tough game for me guys. GG to the enemy team for outmustling my heavies. I guess
I wasn't involved in the engagement. It's really tricky with the Tiger just sitting
there and chilling, no opportunity to flank. Tough one guys. Alright let's get back
on the horse hopefully with the Shkodote 56. Powerful tank, available in the loot boxes
right now. Most people will get this way before they get the other tanks. This XM66 F loss
was so brutal it was so close. I did the most damage in the game but it was the shot
to my turret from the forest spirit was the one that made the difference there.
Did anyone cap on my team?
Doesn't look like it.
Nobody... oh maybe. No.
No, they actually capped.
So it looks like our light tank went off.
He got killed by Medler, whoever Medler is on the enemy team.
A TVP.
So it's like he went to go and try and hunt rather than cap.
be capped maybe. All right let's go check. Black Prince loss. I'll play project
iron, it's an identical tank but I just have better equipment on it.
It's the 90 millimeter that you want to use on the T29.
Why do you call what's up and not at all bogus as well? Thank you.
Turbo of durability, probably durability on this map.
As long as you spam gold at 90mm is better on the T29.
If you're not willing to fire gold then you should probably use the 105.
I'm gonna load gold at the start of this battle.
That's a horrible looking image. It's meant to be some kind of glowing light that just
not the most sensible play by that areas
Dude, why didn't you finish the fecking biryan off you?
I'm so lucky I didn't get doubled there.
I thought me and this E77 were a team.
You handle your own problems now, honestly.
Oh well, I did my job. I got rid of one of their top tier heavies. Let's go again, I guess.
Nice one.
It's doubled. Let's go again.
Bloody hell, this tank slaps, doesn't it?
Finish here.
Good boy.
Nice.
Probably about 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and he's loaded most likely.
If I can push him out in front of this guy, he'll like that.
Nice shot man. Maybe if you walk in and gave you an even more OP tank you might not suck
a lot of tanks. Good God. I have disdain for somebody who is level 169 in an XM57 absolute
light on the game that vehicle. Says the Shkoda T-56. This tank is way
best in the BZ176 for equal or above tier.
That guy is having fun.
Can you believe this tank came out like five or six years ago or something?
Mental vehicle for five or six years ago.
Give me his right gold spam on good maps. You mean with the T29? No, all I'm saying
is is that if you fire gold, if you're willing to fire gold when you need it, then 90mm is
better. If not, 105mm is better. Close game, nice even matchmaking. Yeah.
4,000 damage in however long it was not long oh my god now I'm playing the black prince
two are you kidding me I didn't even look up the list now I'm playing the bloody black
prince two as well.
Shkodotv6 is not even three years old really you're telling me it came out in 2023 you're
telling me the Shkoda T-56 came out in 2023.
Hi everyone it's holy shit I have an unlisted Shkoda T-56 tank review that's
in 4K. And it came out in 2021. One, two, three, four, five.
Literally, I have an unlisted tank review in 4K. I must have just
linked it for people to test. It was about testing the
testing the forcation anagans.
Hi everyone, it's Qua-
It's better than the T70-
That's look good, it's very crispy
I wonder if the quality is better than my 4K that I have now
The rotation device, you're probably best-
It takes a long time to load
Look at this, a scorpion I was thinking about reloading HE rounds at that point
A bit of a lag there
Maybe I wouldn't be able to get the clean shots into the scorpion
Let's look good. Let me compare that to my current quality 4k videos.
Hi everyone, it's Kwikibaby and welcome back to World of Tanks and today I've got a full tank review.
This looks better I'd say.
Brand new T9 Japanese premium medium tank in his vehicle.
Is that what I did this morning?
I think so.
This one doesn't have any turrets on it.
Oh yeah, I've already shipped my 4k videos there.
But in that regard, very similar to...
Wow, my videos on YouTube look amazing.
makes extra bonus credits, and a cobra that doesn't really have to worry about what kind
of ammunition it's taking.
Ah, they look crispy.
Or experienced players out there who are very nice, who will get comfortable with the
vehicle.
Actual good quality.
Okay, where the hell was I with my life?
Yeah, I pumped that Skoda game.
Poor Bojan.
It's a 53% gamer.
Can't really stop a Shigoda T56 that wants your bottom though.
All right, let's go Black Prince too
Never argue with QB on a Friday night
It's not about arguing with QB on any day, mate, this is like my life.
It's been my profession for 15 years, dude, not quite 15, 14 years since I first started
streaming.
I've been making YouTube videos for 14 years.
Alright, let's cross go up the other slope.
Hello from Scotland!
Hello.
You hate this tank for some reason you like Quicksilver?
I do.
I get severance when I retire.
What would my retirement in World of Tanks be?
I don't even know.
Severance in World of Tanks.
It's not a War Thunder Sponsorship XD.
Oh, a Golden Comet.
Oh, that would be nice.
Old farts and tanks.
Oh the chair.
3D QB to put on a tank, that'd be terrifying.
I wonder how many 3D attachments of QB's chair would sell inside World of Tanks.
Imagine having a 3D attachment of QB's chair to put on the back of your vehicle, or on top
of your vehicle.
Don't give orgiming ideas.
Oh, this double is so disappointing.
Oh, that was such a noob shot, one of the worst shots of the day.
with the loot and shit off his side, like absolutely different
I think I might have lost this game because of that
Is that a cheat 2 SP? I haven't seen one in so many long
Why is the G2 SP gone?
See that bird was flying at the same speed.
Wow that was perfectly in to just still win over his head because the shovel will see
Cracking shot.
Winner bulbs.
Oh god, look where the Cheetah appears.
Shit, my arse.
Can't depress the gun over the butt at this time.
So fat.
Wow, I mean, unbelievable foxic orangey.
of
Ah, got me with gold, Gigi.
I give it a good go, Gigi.
What a crappy tank that Black Prince Tours.
Talk about crappy tanks, now we've got to play the AMX30B.
You having troubles with the Burian? Just be aggressive for the DPM. Get forwards and
pressure your opponents. Overcompensate with enough gold if you need to.
Alright, we're going to go Vision System on this map and play south.
This vehicle is a Collector's Tank now.
Although I feel like it's a bit of a trap, Collector's Trap I'd say, rather than a Collector's
Tank.
They don't lock Scrooge unless, how to say, the only lock if they were most voted for
rather than random tanks.
T30
you're not
You're not having a skill issue, we call it IQ Challenged.
That's what we're saying.
What's up?
Is that Valsage,
Valsage Thup?
The usage Thup.
How am I meant to say that name?
Valsage Thup.
Does that mean something in some language?
First time chatting, what's up, dude?
Sausage soup, look what it means.
Lobstep drags you down.
I don't think you're even playing with Lobstep today, are you though?
If he's still playing Lobstep even if you're not playing with him.
Just say sausage soup. I used to have a terrible list.
I'm going to say the letter.
I'll foff each thing.
That's good.
It's like playing a leopard this vehicle, leopard with a little bit of armor.
huge-ass weak point and a disappointing gun like look at his gold pen 300 what is
that 300 heat so come about 280 APCR man
this week the max tokens is 60 and there's 20 more available next week
Well... I'm gonna have a crappy game of World of Tanks unless I go spot some TDs. These
guys are playing like such cowards. The game's won, so I'm gonna take a risk. I'm gonna
go and try and spot like this area in this area because screw these camping
TDs honestly
forget myself killed doing this but whatever dude oh why you come back
yeah here we go now we're talking
How am I not getting assistance for that?
Are you actually kidding me?
Oh, what is this cursed team?
So crazy with this tank you can actually spot people over a ridge just by using your weak
point
What a shot that was
Close
two three acres of reload for a second.
Oh
Oh some you-desk gets me from the back of the map goblin mode all right guys I'm
I'm disappointed with 4,100 combined here.
I'd have liked a little bit more.
Yeah, it's not much you can do if they send five tanks
to your flank and then they just don't push
and they don't play.
Not much you can do.
I'll take an easy win and yeah, a little bit of combined.
All right, now we're gonna have to go in the type 61,
tier nine Japanese medium.
Not the T9 Japanese medium that people want to be playing though right now.
I can imagine this vehicle versus a Kame is an absolute EJUKE!
Come back any time!
Tommy, what's up? Good to see you.
Dominic as well, not a little bogus white eagle.
Thank you all very much for selling today.
Very much appreciated.
Thanks for supporting my terrible content.
with your subs.
You quite like this tank.
Wow.
Very good joke.
That was a good one.
Very kick-alicious.
That is a weak point of weak points.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to stop throwing away my hit points at the start of the battle being a bit lazy.
So close.
Literally a pixel.
thing used to have 390 alpha back in the day then they changed it to 360 trying to give
this to go on a crazy rate of fire. The problem is this vehicle just doesn't really have the
um...
What? I was reversing so far there dude. Must have missed his shot. I was there and he
fired and hit me here. Oh god guys. Oh no no no no no. I gotta back off this. I need
to be in a position so that I can punish them when they push.
I've never camped at the back here before.
If I knock this tree, I can then create a hold down position inside a bush, I think.
It's quite nice.
Just feel like I give up too much of the map.
I hate giving up maps, especially when we've got a lot of TDs.
Is that not modeled correctly? Oh, it is.
I'm actually outspotting these guys right now.
Oh, they're going to win the other flank.
not senturing 7-1 this thing right now.
I hope they can get him to drive home for the main food.
Oh no.
Alright, what's up next? Hopefully some non-shitty tanks. Alright, XM57's coming up. This
thing is a banger to say the least. OP meta. Let's go get some. Now, I don't think we're
going to use multiple credit boosters. M4 hasn't done it, right? Did we have one for the first
couple of hours or not, I didn't see. I think it's just one booster. Honestly, I
don't think there'll be that many people playing until 10 o'clock.
Alright guys, what are we going to do here?
Brawl to the hill I guess.
I don't use a durability on this tank?
Kind of trolling.
Could I get rid of the gun rammer?
Probably.
Yeah, the one-two-two TM heat pen is the same as the AMX within that regard, minus one millimetre.
Winning a match in Steelhunter feels so satisfying.
Oh yeah?
How come?
Does he get like the extra points?
Oh, you're kidding me.
Oh. There's an 87 at the back by the looks of it. Holy shit, this is a bad start for
this vehicle. Hello. Wow.
What's a doe friend?
God, there's a Jagdpanzer E90 just, and an XM just casually in the middle of our team
right now.
I wonder if I can catch this 87.
He fires at me, I can probably catch him.
Dude, he's like right there, roughly.
I don't think I hit that.
That XM's trying to get my bottom.
I'm just trying to get that down.
I don't think the XM can get me over there.
I have to come far forwards on the ridge.
Oh, guys, what's been going on with these teams now, honest goodness.
Oh, yeah.
I think I just have to kill this guy and then start smashing the areas.
Oh.
Oh, this game cursed, honestly.
Absolutely cursed game.
A few cursed games in a row I don't know what's going on with my matchmaking everything was going really well today
And for some reason like the last few rounds have just been hyper troll
This one was troll this one was troll this one was troll this one was true. Well, this one was okay. This troll is troll
Brutal
Very disappointing game for my XM 57. I don't know every single one of my shots just whiffed
Okay, cool. Let's have a go in the T10. This one really performed for me yesterday. I think
I got something like 7 kills or something stupid like that in the round that I played.
Yeah, damn, those last few rounds. I hit a bit of a tough streak. Oh, a shitty matchup
and shitty map for this tank, but oh well, I'll try and make it work anyway. At least
we got the hull painted this time.
Ugh, really hard games, really terrible maps and matchups, everything.
Usually on this vehicle I like to do more of a push.
Maybe I should push anyway.
spot
So I decided that I think pushing the east was going to be more influential than just
going and banging my head against higher tier TD heavies.
This thing generally is more of a pushing tank rather than a sitting and camping tank.
Gotta be careful you don't have gun depression this time.
Great stuff.
Excuse me.
I'm going to change to heat in case I can get the sight of this guy.
I want to get rid of this 1.13 first 1.13 obviously is the big boy alpha
I can't believe he hit that, but he did.
Wow outside, little flake.
with my decision to push this flank though.
Yeah, let's get the ball rolling. We have to clean up this flank quickly because it looks
like we're losing the other flank. I hope we can catch these two leopards in the uders,
otherwise we're cooked.
Unfortunately it looks like they've attacked the mid while we...
farmed here.
Such a hard game.
Hurry up, this shotgun needs to help me.
We need to be farming, if our team's not farming, we're not playing right now.
What are they doing? They're just dicking about, like, fecking idiots!
You have to push you in, Bissells!
Get into position and farm, you fecking donkeys!
Don't chase some... idiot!
On a goose chase into the corner of this bloody map.
Can you believe that? Three fecking tanks,
going after one bottom tier medium tank in the corner.
And he's not even there! Those morons!
Absolute utter morons, dude!
Unreal level of stupid!
From that leopard and that shakal.
Crazy, imagine that their whole team is here and they just literally went into the corner
for what freaking purpose.
Absolute idiot.
Our play had to be to get to the bloody mid-range and farm.
Too late, you donkeys.
Too fecking late.
Went on an absolute idiot march into the corner of the map and lost every opportunity
that we possibly had to be able to win this game.
Top tier 43% win rate players there guys, honestly.
Farmed now by a bottom tier medium tank as they just drive across out into the open
hopeless, absolute hopeless gamers dude.
Going on a fat pecking lost streak now due to these incompetent teammates watching them
limbo under my expectations man.
Practically won that flank.
I did win that plank.
Kame's gonna be advancing me through the middle now.
I think I can do about that.
Idiots.
Absolute idiots.
Tier 9 putting big fat gameplay in.
Nothing you can do.
Idiots.
Come back any time.
God, hopefully my matchmaker's gonna switch because there's absolutely jack shit that
I can do about this right now. XM57 RNG Crap Fest.
Oh, so many zeros, just incapable. The 45%er on the enemy team has like probably his record
for the day playing against me.
Alright, let's have a go in the KB4. This is a good vehicle for just rolling around.
All you can do. Holy crap, those tier 11s. What were my platoons?
Yeah, okay, great. Congrats on the zero. His friend, yes. Two shots and should be an apology for me.
These guys should know better than that. They're 50% win rate players. Surely they should know better
than that. Crazy. Look what I have to play against. Competent players. Stupid wargaming matchmaker.
If they're going to do skill base for anything, it should be for platoons.
skill base for platoons and that's it. They just create such an imbalance when
people sign up at the same time as power gamers. Alright let's go KV-4.
Disgusting.
Why did those three go into the corner? They weren't even getting shot from there.
That top-tier platoon literally had no grasp of timing on the entire map.
Alright, KV-4, crappy matchup, crappy map, where am I going to go?
Valley is useless for a tank like this, so I've got to go brawl the town and just pray
that their top-tier heavies don't do the same.
It's like a nightmare scenario.
All of the heavies, the ones that I'm likely to fight are the top-tier tanks.
In a vehicle like this you want to be playing against top tier medium tanks and tank destroyers
because there you can actually pen them.
E-75 turret, E-77 turret, Tiger mouse, I can't pen a Tiger mouse, literally from the front.
Just yellow rush this side.
Let's make our way through the town and see what we can do.
Just try and play my best.
Recall that was a scary tank. If I can support maybe the CS59, maybe I can do some work.
B75 and Tiger Mouse is unspotted for now.
What the hell is that physics? I'm not even touching anything. It's so weird. Very weird
physics. Got to be a bit careful there, there's like a mouse and friends that couldn't be
Okay.
Shit.
Here comes the swarm.
to try and get back, see if I can get my TDs into the game. Very balanced tank, that's
for sure. Bloody hell. It's just fucking zombies, man! And their zombies are doing the right
thing and my zombies are not doing the right thing at least I've to watch that tiger mouse
just trying to stay alive for as long as I can to give my td's any kind of opportunity to get
some shots in guys usually you have usually you have like tds in this position and if you
catch them here they get dumped in a crossfire over here for some reason we put all of our
Fecking eggs in one basket in these stupid positions here where there's no opportunity for true crossfire
This is the best position for tank destroyers to get crossfire on their heavies now
They're all like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
We're sitting at the back of the map in useless positions that don't ever really even do anything there man
depressing
depressing my heavies they're fighting like multiple tier 9s versus like one or two like one tier 9 in the Valley and
they won't go and shove it. Oh just absolute pain and suffering, dude. Pain and suffering.
Completely unbalanced crap fests right now. Okay, at least let's go back up to tier 10.
At least if I'm going to have to play in crap fests I can play in something big like an
E100. Disgusting. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting snowball. Those TDs have just been in base
and had crossfire angles, maybe we could have been able to stop them. Our hebbies in the
valley should have seen that they had an overmatch and pushed it instantly.
Alright, E-100 against tier 11 tanks. Fine, whatever. I need to try and get over towards
the north and see what we can do. Bloody hell, man. It's unreal when the game just
throws you into these absolute shite runs, and there's like almost practically nothing
that I feel that I can do. It's very unusual to get one in five games so many times in
a row.
So, any 100 on this map?
I want to brawl, throw my weights around.
I'm using the 128mm which has a good DPM on this tank.
This map is usually who pushes who wins.
For some reason though I have a leopard over here.
Leopard can be good support damage though.
Like over here I can create a crossfire on the PZ79 and punish it.
I don't know what kind of gun this guy is using.
come back any time.
Nice absolutely farming that E100 out.
Just need these guys to push across.
If the meat pushes, if the German meat goes to there, then we'll have a cross angle.
I'm not gonna allow this BZ79 to get my turret again.
I just need these guys to push to there.
Good ol' impunhundred.
Nice to be able to play a heavy one.
can't rely on anyone else.
No more Mr. Nice, baby. I'm here to take their lives and their win ratio.
I felt like a win in the last few weeks, and make these guys a team of losers.
Three marks of excellence in a Tashinrata at least.
No more Mr. Nice, baby.
Don't think I missed a shot this game.
I've got four kills as well.
Do you think this is a good beginner's tank?
well I guess lucky for me because it was my first ever tier 10
Gigi's what's up next one two two TM this is a great Bond store vehicle this
will be strong
I like this gun with a lot of gold weasel honestly this gun with a lot of
gold feels good
the other guns good with gold as well but you can get over matches and so on and so forth
Uchiku, what's up?
Kill it, good to see you
test of power, thank you
lost streak ended with a big boy ace tanker
ratioed everyone in that game apart from the Tashin Rata who was a sweaty on the enemy team
GG
sometimes you just got to take it from them guys
we definitely did that
All right, this KB4 game was a disgrace it really was, just watching the enemy team just hold W.
God, they're not even good players, but for some reason they're ending up having very good games against me today.
What are my top tier tanks doing? To be fair, the Bayam did a lot.
He's meant to be a good gamer. Why don't you play like one, mate?
Get some balls, make some plays.
You gods, dude.
It's an absolute terror scrub.
imbalancing between the platoons alright one two two Tm China will grow larger
this is a wonderful tank can't really go wrong with this m40 it was not my
first tier 10 no when I got the 100 the m48 wasn't even in the game I had
multiple tier 10s before the 100 was even in the game damn I don't have
like a vision-based build for this, but I won.
the match up that we want, but that's life. I'm just going to go and try and be a consistent
tank.
They must be in the LC in here then, it has to be, it's the only way.
This is not the tank for blind firing, that's for sure.
There he is.
Found him.
Niiiice!
That is huge!
Coated optics battery there.
You must have fired or driven out of the bush dodging shells.
Alright, I'm going to yeet to the other side.
I just feel like I can make it work oh my god he could see I was doing that and
he decided to join happy I think everyone's happy when the ELC even 90
enemy team dies especially on Malinovka
wow that was one of the most stupid things I've seen all day that's for sure
Congrats! I see a lot of dumbass things with all the tanks. That one took a biscuit me.
Oh wow, that's a bit of a witty boy.
Maybe my arctic and hectic T49.
Dude, I failed my intuition there. There aren't many tanks with a longer reload than this bad boy.
I mean so love my arty forever, I could kill the 249 for me.
She talks a lot.
Nice.
This guy's having a hard time, isn't he?
Uh, what did I spot?
Oh jeez, I spotted something up there?
Dude, I was freaking out!
Like, how the hell did I spot that Panther 2?
No gun rammer?
Not on this tank.
This is one of the lowest value tanks in the game for taking a gun rammer.
Just seeing the DPM, the weakest aspect on a vehicle is an awful idea.
Oh this tank. Can you believe that's a standard round? Let's go. Such a beast of a
tank. I can't believe we're gonna put this inside the Bond store but I guess it's
like boring. They have a tank that's very good that no one actually wants to
play because it's boring. Perfect tank really for the Bond store.
I'm gonna try and get fours. This is cheeky just to say but you see my gunline?
Like there is so much opportunity for a huge spotting game here if I can get away with a bit of murder
Just a little bit of murder
Shit, boys.
Don't know who spotted me then.
Don't use exhaust on this tank, so it's hard to save sometimes.
What?
Again, robbed guys.
Roops.
What?
High rolling.
Did I just lose this game?
I might have.
Hmm.
3800 combined.
It's not a bad result.
Damn, I might have just thrown this game.
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in ages, I'm going to take a quick break and run around
the house.
Be right back shortly, thank you.
Be right back shortly.
Good luck to my team.
I was probably a little bit cheeky there but I hope I got the right of you.
I had enough hit points to take the shot most of the time.
and
and
and
and
and
Alright boys, I'm back, that was adorable, sorry I took a little bit longer.
Tanya was doing some yoga, she was lying down on the mat and I could see Thor looking at
her and they said hey Thor to me and then he came and I went like sit down, roll over
and then he rolled over next to her and he was just copying her, oh those adorables,
oh adorables.
heart melt. Welcome! Ah, nice! It was a good game. I'll take a 4900 combined? Amazing game.
Cotodoptic's really paid off there. All right. Where was I with my life?
Renautcheronte. Nice, I ate an orange as well. So it should give me a little bit of energy
for the rest of the day. Lightning, thank you so much to you for continuing to sub.
Alright guys, we're in Ocheronte as a top tier tank. Interesting. What should I do? Should I go fight the heavies? There's a lot of mediums, isn't there?
I'm gonna go down south and fight because there's only one arty I think I can make it work
Oh
Alright guys, this is the Renotturante, tier 10 Italian auto-reloading heavy.
It's a solid vehicle.
This important thing when you play the Renauterante is to control the situation.
If you go deep in your mag you won't have the DPM to fight back.
It's a fucking ELC though, I gotta get rid of it.
Good.
There's one thing I know about this map and that is going over there is not usually a
smur idea.
Going through a bit might be better.
Do I like Tank Italy?
Sure.
I got three marks in pretty much all of the Tier X Italians, including the reward
ones.
I haven't done the Coquitrillo yet though.
I'm pretty sure I could three mark the coca-drill, though.
If I could do the line, I should go to the coca-drill, right?
Maybe.
Oh, let's go.
Let's take the slabs.
Just get back from Boston, okay?
What are you doing Boston?
Fox's appointment, I hope it went alright.
Ah, he was about there I'd say.
Well that wasn't my best idea was it that's for sure
This I got the SU is a happy little accident
I love controlling the game with a Renoucher on sale, this feels so safe.
Wow.
No.
of
the
of
the
He's actually relocated, he's more like there now for the arty.
Vega. He must be happy to be spotted the whole time right now.
Wow, that reload becomes comically long.
Ah, nice low roll.
No, I low roll as well.
Ah, got your last shell, that's right, let's take it.
Is that two ELCs in a single game?
Oh my lord, you can only get so happy.
Two, oh, two ELCs in a single game.
Hell yeah.
I'll take 6200 combined and five kills. Lovely.
Man, God bless the E100 bringing back my games.
E100 saving the session.
Nice second class eye caliber.
I'll boost that for a bit of training, although I have to be fair, I think this crew might
already be six skills.
Okay, here's a question.
Does the mag guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, does the mag work for auto reloaders as well
or not?
Does mag mastery work for auto reloaders?
It says magazine guns, it's probably not going to work for auto reloaders, is it?
So look, 1% of legend players actually have mag mastery on this on their Renauteronte.
So that shows you that 1% of players have literally wasted a cruise skill on their Renauteronte
because they don't know what they're doing.
Kind of funny.
percent of Renate plays in legend have apparently taking it.
Hilarious.
If I go on the ST2, will there be any turkeys doing it for the double barrels as well?
They think it has a...
0.03% of legends have taken the magmastery on a double barrel.
Crazy.
All right, anyway, let's have a go on the H3.
This is an American tier 9.
I should actually take magmastery instead of adrenaline rush, wouldn't you say?
the whole time. I could go raging ham and take mag mastery over it over safe
stowage on the T57 heavy. Could be amazing right? Am I really gonna do this
though? I think I am. It's a T57 heavy right? We have to go like big boy, big
big boy, big boy, big boy, right? It has to be big boy, right? That is a fast reload
now, especially with the adrenaline rush. Mac Mastery just shaved off nearly a second
off this. That's huge. Cool. Alright, anyways, I'll go with the H3. I'll just blow up more
often. No problem, right? To be fair, if you take a large repair kit on your vehicles,
it doesn't really matter so much. I'm getting Amoractiv occasion anymore. Yeah, but you're
playing an SU-76 so SU-76 is low tier and there's only five different maps that low tiers can play, that's why.
Alright this is the H3 it was a recent battle pass tank and it's very good.
As a long-interpret reload of 4 seconds, I believe, or is it 5 seconds?
Only 5.
It's just a solid vehicle, though.
Zane says he likes the H3, so...
Macro Mastery would have reduced my intro, er, sorry, my shell switching as well.
Seven degrees of gun depression in this tank, though.
It's amazing how many people just fire very suboptimally in those kind of situations, you know.
All
Not ideal is it?
Mr. Kallus has just got the coming.
Oh, what's those Type 5s doing?
I can't believe I put a level 3 experimental turbo on this tank, what was I rich?
of
of
them
of
Just move.
I want a crappy game to do.
a bit rich for my blood, flame firing gold rounds.
Where is the tank fest going to be held this year? The same place it always is.
At the tank museum.
.
.
.
.
The charge should go around the east.
Last time I moved to San Diego, is it the same every year?
Tank Fest wasn't at San Diego, that was TwitchCon.
Bobbington San Diego the same thing, yeah for sure.
I can take my time here.
Hold on.
Was it 268 last spotted over there?
Let's see his change positions. Oh no.
Oh my god, the gun depression is, well, you guessed it.
Depressing there.
Oh my sweet lord dude, what a joke.
I survived all of that time to get absolutely nothing.
Not even a spotting.
Oh well, I'll take a win.
Alright now we're going to have a go in the tier 11 Polish medium, the Jackal.
Very strong tank.
Very strong tank gamers.
some Jackal. Good old Jackal. You have a museum in Norway with a patent tank? Cool dude.
So I have the MedViet, you trolling Cloborban?
Cloborban's trolling, what's happening to yous?
Eugh, my vision system here.
So, the Szakal. Zero-eleven Polish medium. Very fast. Very hold down.
It's a dangerous tank.
I can't stay up there, I'll get dunked by TDs.
It's tempting, it's always tempting to shoot in areas, but I might get dunked by my TDs
he keeps poking up like that. Stupid leopard. That was actually a very clean shot right
into my turret. Oh god no. Thank goodness for that.
Oh, I'm Anticor's dead, which now means the 31 of 5 can go up there and shoot me in the side.
Hmm, tough game so far, guys. I'm not gonna lie.
I really need my team to get some big shots.
Yeah!
Nothing quite like seeing Aries banished from the realm.
and
and I snuck and really start to work this bushline
Oh, that leopard's over here still.
I'm going to sit here and that leopard's going to fire and get spotted in a second.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my dude!
I played you like a violin, my friend.
Well, you're a dangerous damage.
Very good.
Wow.
game for a strong tank. I'll take 8,000 combined, GG. Alright, now it's time for the T-123.
Just a big brute. Had a really good T-123 free to play game the other day. Not an ace,
By the way, not an ace!
Apparently, 8600 combined and two kills is not an ace.
I feel sorry for that piece of 79.
Now I don't. Who am I kidding? Who am I lying to?
Alright, let's go to 1-23.
This is a brawlin' heavy. That's all there really is to say about it.
Let's get a brawlin'. Bars, get a brawlin'!
2nd chance would be quite nice. Point blank in this vehicle. Could be quite good actually.
But what are you going to drop? Driver skills are there.
tank actually a vehicle which bullet proof could be quite good? But what are you
going to drop off for a driving? I don't think so.
Let's go to 1-2-1-2-3.
E3's your damage record, sick.
Alright, let's go. We'll go brawl the town. I'm gonna need a lot of gold this game. Just
take more gold rounds
What is the plan?
Just to punish really?
We can really do in this vehicle. Just wait for mistakes. Okay, hello.
I'm gonna use this car actually. I don't want to destroy this car. Protect my low play against heat.
He can overmatch my side with AP unless he is.
Smart. Well played. A lot of people do that these days with the armour flashlight basically telling them how to play.
No concealment needed for frontline. I hear what you're saying, but what happens if you get on like Crocker, Off-Growl, Malon, Off-Growl, you know?
What happens if you get on a red jar or a merovanker or something?
The camo can actually still be a little bit useful.
I just don't think the other cruise skills are really that worth it.
On my driver I drop the concealment and on my loader I drop the concealment because those
cruise skills are useful but I just don't think there are that many commander skills.
I don't think the medkit skill is really going to do that much.
The only reason why the E3 Coppola is going to get penned more is because
penetrations have gone up across the board for a variety of tanks, right?
You only need about like 350 to have a 50-50 chance of going through. It's just not many tanks have 350 tanks.
Wow, this thing does disgusting things to a Tashin Ratsi.
Bloody hell.
I don't really play these, should we say Ultra High Pen Tier 10 TDs.
Boy do they feel nasty against.
Okay, okay, boys I don't like being done. I don't like this. I don't like, I don't, I don't like that at all. I'm sorry.
Just because I'm in an alleyway doesn't mean that both of you can shove me round the corner into two tanks.
Like the thing is is it's no no no no it's not a ticket. It's not a hundred percent ticket. It's like this is a gray area
You're all like you're wrong. This is a gray area. Okay?
I'm I'm in an alleyway, and I'm blocking a couple of vehicles, but the way that they did it was
like
douchebaggy
The way that they did it was douchebaggy
I'm kind of blocking the alley the alleyway, but um
So, I wouldn't go out of my way to report those guys, honestly.
What they did was douchebag territory, but it's not kind of like, they didn't do it
before I was blocking the alleyway, if that makes sense.
They could have waited for a couple of seconds, you're right, for me to just come back off.
But whatever dude.
For all of the people who deserve to be banned in border tanks, that's like a grey
area, honestly.
They're douchebags, but I just don't think that, um...
I don't think it's kind of like ban territory, you know?
Anyway, 4,000 damage is pretty good against ITA tanks, GG.
Why didn't they push before you moved to hit the KR1? Because he's reloading.
That's why.
I get a lot of abuse in World of Tanks, and what those guys did wasn't
really like. It wasn't fan-worthy abuse. I wouldn't report that.
They would douchebags for sure, but yeah, what are you gonna do?
Used to feel nearly invincible in an E3, not anymore. That's because there's so many more
tier 10 and tier 11 tanks. Back in the day, used to fight a lot of 8s and 9s, for example, didn't you?
Alright guys, let's have a go in the FCM2C.
How many tanks are there even in this game?
Five.
Is it 12?
time for the French tog.
I can't run this corner, I have to do it fast.
my weak point is rather large. I can go back a little bit, but not all the way. I want to
say Sayonara to the Sahariano. Say Sayonara to him first. God, this thing feels like an
absolute Chad in a match up like this. I wasn't aiming at that one, but I'll take it.
bad traits
the shelf lost on the two rounds is not the worst thing I've ever played with
it's not good
of
Oh, that was bad play.
I do like this tank.
Sorry, I only could kick my ass in a second if I missed these shots.
If.
If.
Intubation switch and... oof!
Where's the Saruharayana gonna come from?
Well, I killed a third of the enemy team.
at tier 3 this is proper seal clubbing. Dude this is one of the slowest tanks in
the game so if you think about it from like a value perspective you are getting
more value on the FCM2C from a Bond Turbo than like any other vehicle. Five shots
for five kills whatever it was it worked.
I'll take a first class.
Who was it who shoved me around the corner, the 705A?
Yeah, he's just, he's got more problems than being banned in World of Tanks, let me tell
you guys.
Who else was it?
It was the Badger as well, wasn't it?
Yeah whatever dude. To be fair somebody in a clan like this kind of deserves a ban honestly.
GG. Okay, um, FCM game was good.
It was a good one, we farmed.
Should we boost for a bit of crew training?
Mentor's perfect in this tank, by the way.
Alright, next up, Pansernik. Tier 9, Polsky Heavy. It's good for being a defensive tank,
but just a little bit boring all in all I'd say.
The crew looks like a cast from Fancy Play. It's because they were a Halloween crew.
Where am I going to go?
I'll have to see.
Um, am I fast enough to go fight the other flank?
Probably.
I think I can go fight here with the flank, I should be fast enough for the tower.
come back any time
Ah, bad chat, let's do this then.
Come on then.
I think there's a...
BAD TRADES, bro! Bad trades!
Don't mess with the hedgehog.
And you as well, bad trades.
Contender, don't show fear.
Drive towards the target, get it done.
It's my pen on this bad boy, 248, probably need to hit them.
I'll trade with this guy evenly.
Oh my god, E3's have come up here.
I hope that means my team pushes the other flank.
What can I do?
Well, as long as my team shoves the other flank quickly, we should be okay.
Uh, guys, push east fast.
The T110E3 has gone west.
Good luck to my team. Oh God, is it Kame time? Bloody hell.
Let's go on Discord. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. Who's playing then?
I need to mute you on the stream, there we go.
Mute me?
You can just hear me multiple times coming through your lifetime.
I have to hear myself twice too.
Oh.
Oh.
Is that painful to hear yourself?
No.
It's just confusing.
Can you get like a voice jammed?
The time has come.
The time has come.
So are you seriously going to rename yourself to Lobstep Balls and Joyer if you don't
do more damage than me in this game?
Do I have to?
No, of course you don't have to.
I'm not that.
I mean, it would be really, really funny.
No, it would be really, really weird.
It would be really funny, though.
It would be so weird, like especially if you two
and you're playing maneuvers together.
If one of you's called Lobstep,
the other one's called Lobstep Falls and Joy,
and you're literally just driving alongside each other.
It's the e-date in couple.
Wow, yes.
That's what it looks like, doesn't it?
Well, I'd hate to...
Kamei between two Kameis, but looks like I am in between you two right now
You are in between the two
This is a horrible map and matchup for these tanks
This is not ideal to be fair, this is definitely not right
Alright, I'm gonna spot
You're gonna do vision
Yes
You expect amazing things from the power of Kameis
I gotta give T30 a chance to damage me right, so
Oh that's true, yeah
Otherwise it's truly over for his username.
Does this mean that he's technically going to be showing it in front of like how many people right now?
I don't know. But like T30, it took him like about two months to get that name back, so...
Yeah, true.
Three months, was it?
Yep. Wow.
Yeah, the one month where you couldn't have it, and then you got gas lit into saying that username's not available, and then it was available.
He also looks like he set his vehicle up. Oh, why are you stopping here? That's outrageous. Oh my god
You found there to be fair if there is the there's only two light tanks, which is the other one
I can't see a test act. So it's probably not gonna be that much of a spotter
Biscuit 100 t30 enjoy put on bond equipment onto his car me just for today. I do not yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
I got the spots. I got the Tessac vision.
I can't see the D50 at the moment.
Okay, okay. Nice shots.
Go. Ten seconds on reload.
I can't see the D50 for a second.
Reloading, but that is reloading.
I'm gonna cancel the brush.
Yeah, fun. Tessac's gonna come after me now.
Twenty seconds.
I wouldn't go up on the ridge, T-Theta, because you'll get dunked, so yeah, just go around.
It's just simple to go around there.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice shots.
Nice shots.
Nice shots.
Nice shots.
We're loading.
Cool.
I'll go spot for you too.
I'll light up these here.
Hell yeah.
I'm reloading.
I don't think the chat will see me.
No, I'm not spotted.
We're losing north, so we have to carry this one pretty hard.
You've got to lock in a bit.
Is this your running?
There's a ล koda in the middle.
There's a ล koda in the middle.
I can't see him anymore.
Yeah, I can't see him either.
Got the Leopard.
Leo.
But that's going to have to be the other side that helps.
Maybe if you two, I don't know, it's going to be tricky.
They're trying, I'm spotted now.
Yeah, you've got to be careful.
If you want to know, you've got to go there.
T-30, you've got to go there, otherwise you're going to get spotted.
There's the posh there.
The sniping posh.
T49 still alive.
There he is, there he is, there he is.
Come here you, come here you.
Shit, shit, shit.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Maybe you need a safe spot there for a second.
I'm going to wait till the K91 comes across
then I'm going to try and spot a little bit more.
Okay, I'm going to go forwards a little bit
and go in front of T30.
I'm going to try and use those bushes to get a little bit more vision now
I should be able to I should be able to mount this bush without getting spotted if I do it like this
Okay, so now we know that there's no one dicking about and the bush is below us so the T100 LT has to do some stuff
There's a phantom there in turn
There's the WZWZ
Don't worry about the charon friends our friends are getting if you just want to bonk up that guy
Oh, come on, go and behave yourself.
Take your time with your shells if you can, you know, use that.
Yeah, double aiming.
The double aiming mechanic.
Wow!
That's really good on this tank.
I wouldn't poke over and get spotted by the char right about now, but like, things
are getting shitty so you're gonna have to reload and then I guess I'm gonna have
to...
Yeah.
Maybe the K91 will hit some of these shells.
I still have $100 genius for you.
Well, the K91 could push.
Can we see where the Skidway's from here?
So he peeks there so we can see it.
Oh no.
Chots from the fountain.
Yeah, I don't want to peek from the right-hand side of this bush. I'll get spotted.
Hopefully I don't get spotted here.
Shit, I did. I'm dead.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no. I'm so dead. Pot has got me.
yeah my bad I had to I had to like try and pump those guys down there down by
like 10k so yeah this is this is pretty much like it feels like I'm playing a
batch aptitude back in the day just so inflexible have you been playing many
if he's in platoon? Uh, not too many actually. Have they been working? Mixed bag. Yeah,
exactly. Mixed bag, yeah. Even on their own. It works. Yeah. Well, Team 13 Joyous saves
his name. He's got the damage badge in this game, so very good, very good, very good.
Oh, you saved it, you saved it. Saved. Come on, Team, I'm gonna help you. He's
I'm just doing alright.
You see the flush.
Uhhh... On the other flank the T3 Yager's low and so is the Yongbing but unfortunately the BZT 70 is very healthy.
Hmm...
BZT isn't using durability...
I don't know what the BZ 75 is doing.
Skoda in the middle spotted.
I can't see anything in that building.
BZ advancing you should go do like a fall back to there if you can and just do
like a hero a hero play mag that's your only way because they're not going to cap
you so if both of you fall back and then you can at least have some fun at the
end it's a dark cap kill oh my god you can make it but your big problem will
be the BZ 75 getting there so if he does that you're probably best to
like you're probably best to bait like that actually unless you think
a bit corner. No, what I'm saying is if you go there you'll be safe from everything apart
from the char and the phantom. Because that BZ is gonna, he will yeet across there and
then you can mank him, if that makes sense. The DZT will spot for you. You want to get
off that ridge very quickly though. Yeah. So it's almost probably best if you're
sitting there and you just expose yourself on the top of Skoda on your left. BZT
It is not playing.
Oh, it's all me.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Phantom.
And a Skoda on you.
Ha!
Oh!
That's what I said, not on that ridge.
You should have been like,
you should have been down there.
If you were down there, you wouldn't have got,
Yeah, I wouldn't have got crossfire.
All right, well, GG.
Not the map for this.
It was a good effort. I'm sure that was worth waiting several hours for, so...
100% worth it.
100% worth it.
Well done, T30 on your damage. You nailed it.
Actually, you're actually outdamaged now by the DZT159, so I'm not so impressed.
Feels bad. I got outspotted by the T100LT as well, so...
Yeah, I don't think these tanks...
I don't think these tanks are bad from a pump and dump perspective, but they are. They're not that good, especially in platoons, oh my god, in platoons, dude.
The booyang's been much, much better for me personally.
Yes.
That tank's ace requirement is crazy high.
Yeah.
It's been so sad seeing all the sweaties in the clan getting it and I'm just sitting there like, nope.
Let's enjoy a pumping, pumping. That's good.
Good pumping.
You, you helped with your presence.
I, I helped. I gave words of encouragement.
It was good, good effort.
All right. GG's, GG's. Have fun with the rest of your games.
And I'll show you Raider.
See you later.
All right. That was my Kami game.
Yeah, I really don't see this thing being any good in platoons like ever.
Just wanted to say that. I really don't see this thing ever being good in platoons.
I'm thinking about dropping intuition for magmastery in this vehicle, because what's the point of magmastery in a vehicle like this, you know?
Okay, let's think about it. Brothers repairs. How bad's the gun handling on this vehicle?
Is it bad? Point one? That I... What? I did... I leave a platoon or something. Shit, I
was still singing with platoon. They're trying to sneak. That was so sneaky. They were
screwing my cruise skills there when they were changing things. Sneaky. Armored designated
target. Quick aim could help in this vehicle. I feel like snapshot would be useful. I think
quick aiming over snapshot for me personally here. For loader skills. Mag mastery, ammo
tuning and am I going to go shelve velocity? I guess I could just drop the intuition.
Adrenaline rush could be quite nice in a vehicle like this.
I feel like the shell velocity is good enough.
I'm thinking of going adrenaline rush.
That'll be really good mag reload speeds.
We're gonna go for that. It's quite a high DPM tank this one, you know.
Yeah, I like that idea.
If it gets amaracked, it gets amaracked, you know.
Most people that invest British? No.
Just the ones that seem to harass me the most.
Does intuition work with the fourth shell?
Well, it doesn't really matter because the four shells are relevant because you have
to have a fully loaded mag, don't you?
That's how intuition works
Wonder if I should have gone south on this map
Jesus, this thing's fast.
Actually, I'll spot that can opener.
Alright, the embattable's on the other flank.
Full mag, baby.
Should full mag this tank if you can.
Just because you got the reserve.
If you can deliver it for free without taking additional damage, you should take it.
Suck the bourbon.
Looking cute QB in shanks.
Oh, mega-gasm!
You love your 50B, the bourbon, I can tell you're a 50B enjoyer.
To get to see some imbatable gameplay now.
Hope you're good, man.
Enjoy your weekend.
I'm losing south doesn't matter I'm winning this flank so hard
You can't change to different ammo with one reserved in this town.
Dude that is terrifying.
Fudge.
Oh my god, this is actually a horrible situation.
I thought I could push him.
I might be dead.
That's an incredible position for an STRV until he's by himself and then it's a useless
this position.
I thought maybe I could go around.
I can just handle my problems, like this.
Oh god, have I got to play another rt today?
Batman. I want to make a couple more adjustments to this build. The adjustments will be a large
pair kit if I don't have safe storage and more freaking gold. Whoa, I just wasn't taking
the extra ammo in this tank? Good God, I had more ammo that I could take. I just wasn't
taking it. It's crazy.
I have one which is full gold for the memes.
I've got like 1.103 million credits now.
Alright, time to click. You all love your artillery so much. Filthy clickers voting for
RTI. Oh, I've got to change my crew skills. Is it only the commander I need to change?
Do I have to, are there other crew skills for RT as well or not?
the crew skills are useful.
Second chance is good, better than adrenaline rush.
Great.
My favorite position on this map for Arte de Riz up here, dumping these guys here relentlessly.
Your only possibility to watch outdated replays is to have a version of World of Tanks installed
from the replay itself.
The age of tanks is over, the age of pigs is here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hope they all snuggle each other.
I thought to myself, does that really need two medkits here?
Oh, yes.
Enjoyable.
Pedro says I haven't played since 2022, and I'm trying to get back on how much has the
game changed.
It's still in essence the same game. There's just different nuances. Obviously now there's tier 11s in the game which leads us up a little bit.
of
Oh, come on, dude.
The only place it could have gone to do no damage.
Oh, and he just used his med kit before I got the stunning in.
how I have the second chance. Catch this.
work done
Oh, yeah.
No stunning this game at all, crazy.
What do you guys think about the upcoming water tank's heat game?
I think the wargaming are about to lose a lot of money, but they've already spent
the money, so they might as well release the game and lose it.
World of Tanks Heat will only cannibalize players away from World of Tanks, and then,
um, it will just cannibalize players away from World of Tanks, and then lose those players
when the game dies.
Oh, yeah.
It's like Overwatch, but with tanks.
Well, high guard.
Just shut down.
Concord shut down.
There isn't any room for any multiplayer games like that really, and again it's just going
to cannibalize the World of Tanks audience.
Might get stunning if I land this near him.
A little bit extra.
Yeah, Steel Hunters as well.
Aren't they reusing the Project CW thingy for water tanks heat? It doesn't matter. Project CW was a mediocre game at best.
It's like a 6 out of 10 planning game. It'll die very quickly.
Nice piggy game. Those medkits helped. Alright time for some concept. Conceptually awesome
tank. I like the concept, it's badass.
Two light tanks.
Probably got to do some spotting here I'd say.
Uggghh.
What's the current player base of World of Tanks?
Hard to say.
say probably about a million players who are actively play on the European region.
of
Nice! Someone's been hitting him. It kind of looks like it might have been me with the
The alpha damage that he took.
Oh, I love it.
That T100LT is pissed, I would be if I was here.
They're giving you a struggle to make a good game after what?
Well, when you say they've struggled, they haven't made a good game after what?
I mean World of Warships was good, I guess, gosh.
They launched World of Warships when, before other free-to-play titles really started
to uh become competitive against them there.
I love this gun. Honestly, love it to pieces.
Every time I shoot this gun, it just feels so satisfying. I don't know what it is.
This is such a satisfying tank.
I don't even do that and have that many crazy games in it, but
it's just such a satisfying vehicle for me personally.
So much better than the Ashigaru.
Spotted.
Begone, trash!
the diet version of the concept, the diet version that costs whatever it was like a hundred of currency then
I'm surprised my wheels didn't all fall off there.
Ah, bad player should have gone for the arty.
Jesus this game has ended quickly.
Well, obviously a very disappointing game from a combined perspective for me.
That was good play by that guy.
He's been trekked in, I hope you like losing, Reezyman, I wonder if I blinded him at the
start of the battle.
Oh that wasn't the ram I was looking for, 13 damage for 286 received!
Balls dude, I wonder if I hit my blind shot, did I do more than 3,100 with the blind?
13 damage, that was an ambitious ram, that's for sure.
To be fair I think this tank weighs all of about 28 tons or something.
I hit my blindshot on that T100LT.
Love it.
I freaked him out.
Freaked him out big time.
10 shots, 10 hits, 9 pens.
Concept dude.
If any of you think about getting the Ashigaro, just don't.
Alright guys, haven't taken a break in an hour and a half.
Gonna take a break.
I'll be back.
I will be back, he says.
I'll play your final vehicle, and then I'll play some other vehicles as well.
Pretty good session dude, 69% wins.
Nice!
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Where was I?
Okay.
What's next on the agenda?
I think it's the Badger.
I'll tell you what, I'll play the Breaker as well afterwards because I'm in a good
mood.
Oh, what's this?
crew is struggling. I'll play the breaker for you as well. Breaker of Sanity.
AK World of Tanks. There we go. All right some pasta. Pasta with crab and chickpeas.
oh yes all right guys badger what's the plan um well considering this to arty
I'm probably just gonna go sit in here and just be a weasel that's what my
plan is that's Tashinrata equipment definitely turbo the best one you can
get definitely durability the best one you can get
And then for the vast majority of players, you probably want to take a gun rammer
Personally for me, I've remarked the Tashin Ratter and got some of my best stats on any vehicle by using vences of the gun rammer
So I can focus on everything about the vehicle rather than just one aspect
Sounds like a weird mix
Health in a bowl
Fiber protein
Bit of seafood.
All that zinc, isn't it, from seafood?
I'm doing good.
It's always nice to fall off a pasta.
Gotta watch out, this 113 can completely obliterate my armor with heat rounds.
Well, please mate, I understand what you're doing, but it's really irritating.
Damn, he's in a really good position there.
It's always hard to play this tank when you just can't really like commit.
Now I feel like the progressive flank is the other side.
I hate sitting like this, you're basically just damning yourself to be a 49% win rate
player, or maybe like a 53% or 54% win rate player, because I can probably win maybe like
10% of the losing situations if that makes sense.
Whenever you play like this, you're basically leaving your game in the hands of the judges.
He's so lucky that I don't get him there.
Such a shame.
I'm lucky that my team are winning, but good god, this doesn't feel like a win.
Badger in this kind of a matchup's meant to be god to you, you know.
You know what, maybe I can cross here and then go after the Sistiovi.
I can overmatch this guy the whole time.
Is that Biryan actually rushing me?
You're an absolute fucking Belend, you know?
Fuck you dude, honestly, fuck that guy, he's going round the blacklist, absolute knob.
What was that even?
Just rushing me like that, absolute knobber, honestly.
just entered his entire bloody tank to try and come after me there. Fuck you!
Honestly, die and I'll take your win ratio. Honestly, hate people who play like
that. He forced me to turn my tank to the, um, to the leopard bear and to the
let's-that-it's-for-them. Any tips on what to do in a situation like this?
you just got to win and not have a good result that's it really just try and
grab what you possibly can from the battle and try and work with your allies
that flanking player on the outside was the correct one it's just unfortunate
of that, um, just unfortunate of that. That Burjan. I'm not suggesting he was a stream
sniper. The way he played was very erratic. Oh, piss off! Not like this.
whatever man I still got my I still got like 5k it's okay what's a serpent it's a
tier 9 Italian double barrel that they're testing probably coming from
loot boxes in April which that was a joke
Having yourself to win 54% of your games is an interesting quote.
My goal is not 54%, 62% is my average, so if my goal is to get 8% below my average, that's
not cool.
That's like an average player aiming for 41% win ratio, if that makes sense.
All I'm suggesting is, is that if you're on a non-progressive flank and you're not
progressing, 49% like 50% of the time the other flank will be won by the enemy, and then you
have to somehow win like 10% of those lost flank games, which is very tricky to do
to even achieve like a crappy win ratio. Such a weird play by this guy honestly.
Why are these guys not getting added to my blacklist? I haven't used my extended blacklist
mod. Shame I need to install that. Let me just do that now. Blacklisted for a play like that.
Look at this. Look at this idiot in chat. Always cracked. Wait, wait. Blacklisted for a play that
you that made you take more damage than you'd like. Is there a way you're supposed to not get
blacklisted? Listen to you. I'm putting the guy on my blacklist so I can see that they're on
on the enemy team that they play very dubiously, right?
It's nothing personal.
I'm just marking them out so that I can then,
I'm marking them out so that if I see them
in one of my games that I know that they're able to play
in very dubious ways, right?
Don't know why you're white knighting for somebody
to be added to a fictional list
in a free to play video game.
Bizarre.
Marking people with the blacklist is a fabulous way
to either mark players who might be sus if you're content creator or alternatively.
Yeah, who might be sus?
or just people who are going to play like a knob. Exactly, it's not a personal thing.
If any of you have played poker, I used to play a lot of poker and on the website that
played which was called like full tilt or something a long long long long time
ago now we're talking about like 15 years ago or more there was an you could
mark players with different colors on their profile and I was playing like
four tables five and a half dollars sitting guys at the same time and when
I'm I would inspect people and you could see how many tables they were
playing if I saw somebody was playing 16 tables I'd mark them with a color
that let me know that they were playing a lot of tables like power players and
the reason for that is like if I knew somebody was playing 16 tables that
means that you can learn their rhythm and if you learn their rhythm and what
they're like sea bets were their continuation bets were then you could
then start to adjust your range against them and you know players like
that I have to make very quick decisions and so maybe you can even run the clock a little
bit against them or like not or try and not run the clock like play aggressive timing against
them to try and run their clocks down you know.
This is almost playing 16 tables they're literally tapping between them making decisions
very quickly. It's nothing to do with you can't match with people anymore. It has
literally no consequence apart from they're unable to contact you and it
marks them if they're on the enemy team. That's it mate. Thanks for the gambling
advice Uncle Baby. Poker isn't gambling. If you're a good player poker is
just moving money from bad players to good players.
Have you played Poker Night?
They're booting it, what?
Are you booting it?
Are you doing a video game?
No, I'm not.
Oh, here we go.
Holy shit, these guys.
Oh, fucking Yeageroo! Dude, I don't know how that KR1 got behind me in front of all of
these players. To be fair, he just entered his entire tank for that, didn't he? Well,
maybe a little bit of a misplay, maybe I was a bit too aggressive. But you know what,
if their KR1 wants to lose his entire tank, just to wiggle a little bit for me there,
whatever dude. I could like to my team hopefully they've got angles. Nice counter push play.
It was nice counter push play. My tank just disappeared off the map. Oh god it did. Now
I'm up in the sky. Well I've gone to heaven guys. Oh shit maybe I went to hell instead.
This is the most pathetic thing about Twitch chat where they were like oh blacklist now
How black is that? No, you're all this is for your suit.
Oh, I hate it honestly when you guys get like this.
No, he made a decent play. His whole team pushed in.
He didn't do anything irrational, right?
He pushed in with his platoon mates
and he thought like it was a good idea to get behind me and block me
and then ended up getting his whole tank thought.
What are you gonna do? But yeah, nice shot by the Yegudu.
I felt like I was in that game then.
So, a bit of a headache for me there.
Dude, I thought the whole bridge went.
I didn't realise that only some of the bridge went.
To be fair, it's probably a good idea that happened, otherwise this position would get
shot from above if the whole bridge went.
Well, shit, I only did 4k damage.
And honestly, in a tank like this I need to be doing more, but I don't think there's
much you can do if they basically decide to rush you with a platoon.
So GG to them.
It's a nice play by the KR-1 and the PTC-78, I respect it.
Bit of trolling, you got me good. Now honestly, comments like that are just asshole, they just piss me off, it's not trolling.
Don't enjoy it.
Okay, um, feck. What are you gonna do? Break it and work out for me.
Wow, Twitch chat for some reason the last 15 minutes just became weird, that's so weird.
We've had such a good day, such a good vibe the last three days, we'll make it weird at
the end.
All right, what do I want to do?
Those were the polls, should I do plain ASXX maybe?
I can't believe my breaker got pushed through the world there.
When that happens does your tank actually get pushed through the world or does it just
disappear?
What's up banana banana man, how are you doing thanks for being in your supercrome.
Alright, I'm going to take a vision system, go here, try and spot out, let's see what
we can do.
What's up, Soma?
I don't take tank requests in the chat, I just finished playing 40 different tanks
that you all voted for.
Try and play a little bit of ASXX, we'll see if it goes well.
I chickened out because if I get spotted there it's like complete doom.
I just kept out a bad day.
What's up pizza Malone? You know nothing about this tank.
It's a tier 11 French auto-loading medium tank that goes after the bat chat.
bat chat, and at the back it's an amarack that extends up when it's loading.
So you can actually interrupt the reload and reload and like reload. So effectively
you can reload the shell one by one. You have this awkward period of not being
able to move and you have to lock the turret in place to access the amarack.
There you go.
This tank does have a small full head, it's very tall.
You can't buy boxes anymore in Brazil due to a new law, shit.
you get one of your friends from another country to gift you them?
Wow, I was actually spotting that guy.
I don't know where the FB is.
FB's on the other flank actually.
I might YOLO in for the two artillery actually.
He won't see me.
catch the yoyo Jimbo appreciate my friend
so you see that you can interrupt and then start reloading again
The buff on this tank by Wargaming has put it into a fairly okay position.
It's just this gigantic tank though.
It's still so hard to use from its gigantic perspective as a medium.
Wish this camera was just a bit better.
I'll piss you, honestly.
Oh double triple piss 140 Bellend. Oh, I got a man score being a whistle as well
cha-ching! I'll take 9,600 combined, it's always good, but I had quite a lot of
mixed tracking and spotting there so I think I got like, I think I got at
least about 1,800 tracking, so ace maybe. I've already aced this tank many times.
Banana banana man, what's up thanks for being a Super Prime, appreciate you.
Solid game. Nice ace.
We're nearly at 90% marks on this bad point.
What will I use for this?
I'm going to take Magmaustry, Prezor Pass, Concealment, Dead Eye, Designate to Target,
Armourer I think.
Mac Mastery, Amatune Intuition.
I like that.
Mac Mastery shaved off 1.1 seconds off my rear lip.
That's pretty good.
And for this, we'll probably take a smooth ride, I'd say.
Well, we'll take a smooth ride director for now.
And eventually, we'll take bent purging and we're sweating.
Let's go again.
Well, map's good.
ASXX doesn't have the field months or upgrades, whatever you want to call them.
It's thanks so much to all that position we'll be more than sufficient.
The fact that my walking gaffer has come over here is very alarming.
I think I've had concentration on this tank before.
I
I really hope that guy isn't firing, but what are you actually doing, you absolute snag?
Why are you shooting me?
Oh, this guy is such a mob.
Get fucked, you dumbass, honestly.
That's gonna slide clear, sniper.
I think you could do about that. In fact, I think I know who that is.
I really wish this TO-23 wasn't back there, but what are you going to do?
Whoa! He shot the building down in my shell! Wow, that was crazy! Did you see that?
I fired the shell to knock the building and he actually knocked the building down for me, mental.
We'll still have that ball from KFM.
T2-3 looks like a bot.
Nah, he doesn't.
Just looks like a mediocre player.
Wow, look at that balkan kev for getting spotted by a manticore.
If I flank him and I land every shot on the STLV I can kill the STLV.
Welcome.
Not worth it right now.
Oh, maybe it is.
Wow, look what a black rock one.
This is a dead flank.
I need to go and hunt mid.
If I just respawn twice and steal Hunter game, is that a bug? No.
If you kill people sometimes, or if you pick up the airdrop, you actually can get a respawn charged.
It's just very unusual because respawning stops like 5 minutes into the game, so you'd
have to have died twice and also got an airdrop and or something, Raquel or whatever.
and
Oh my god, do you think that was spotted or do you think that's a blind fire?
I think he was shooting at these guys and hit me.
I think I just took a bullet for the leopard or the 430U.
Shit.
What are you gonna do?
Oh
One second, just checking something.
All right.
Oh, my game just crashed as I went back in, resting pieces, let's boot the game back up.
I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go
brutal. At least we won the game.
Do you think my game will crash again because I loaded in at an awkward moment? I wouldn't be
surprised. What do you think it's loading the garage right now?
Did I crash it again?
Nope.
GG.
Well, yeah, unfortunately, I caught the stray there, what are you going to do?
Alrighty then, you know what ladies and gents, boys and girls, that was 10 hours of World
of Tanks.
I feel like my brain is melting and I don't want to sully what was an incredible session.
Once again, 69% wins, 2 kills a game.
We got like 3,900 combined roughly at tier 9.
Fabulous.
it and I made 2.4 million credits profit without spamming premiums yeah it's good progress today
I hope you all had a good time I'll be streaming again tomorrow tomorrow I might try and do an ASXX
3 mark depending on how I feel um yeah I was yeah I was really happy consistent plays across the
board today can you imagine if we hadn't had that uh stinky run of games in the middle
imagine what this session would have been like if it wasn't for Jesus look you look at that
This game is just an absolute emotional roller coaster.
These rounds here, I genuinely felt, from here to here, I felt like I was fighting an uphill battle
every single opportunity, you know? And then boom, look at that. Then we do what? Like one,
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. There are only two losses there.
This would have been a win if I didn't bloody play with Samantha and T-13 Joy, for sure,
for sure and this probably would have been a win if it wasn't for that
KR1 making a nice aggressive play behind me. It was a good play.
You can see he's a good player, did a good job. Anyway, that's it for me today ladies and gents.
I hope you enjoyed. If you did give the... wait a minute you can't thumbs up the stream.
Thumbs up the stream! No, like if you enjoyed I'm going to stream again tomorrow so hopefully
I'll see all of you there for that. If you want even more terrible content right now go
I'll go hit up my YouTube channel.
I released a full tank review on the Kamei today,
couple of days ago, tank review on the Burian.
Yeah, bunch of bangers.
What was I gonna say?
It's something important.
Oh yeah, if any of you are looking to take part in maneuvers,
invest, finished 39th last season,
this season we're gonna try and go for top 30.
If you are a very good player,
and you must be doing at least 2,500 damage
in your tier 10 tanks and have about at least 40,
if not 50 tier 10 vehicles,
preferably with maneuvers experience,
we're gonna be getting 70 of our 100 members,
one of the Clan Wars reward tanks.
If any of you have got maneuvers experience
or maybe your Clan is just not living up
to your expectations,
we are recruiting exceptional players.
We've got maybe like one or two spots left
between our 10 teams.
Reach out to Samantha or M4 and make your application on Discord.
Anyway, thank you all very much.
I'm going to raid German intelligence so you can go and enjoy some more.
Um, I will see you here tomorrow.
I'm going to be streaming in 12 hours from now.
Hopefully, I see all of you.
Appreciate you guys.
Catch you tomorrow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Great stream.
Epic stats.
Epic runs.
I've been playing really bloody well recently.
Let's keep it going.
See you soon.
Alrighty guys once again, appreciate you very much. Hope you had a kick-ass time with the stream today. It was nice to be playing
top of my game
Have a lovely rest of your evening enjoy
And I will be streaming in 12 hours from now so go and have nice sleep
Yeah, and then the snail fetus will be streaming in in
Morgan yeah
See you tomorrow. That's very good. Good night!
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Raiden, ja!
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