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🔥2x QB COMMANDER !DROPS🔥 DISGUSTING SWEATY MIDDLE AGED MAN IN ETERNAL STRUGGLE WITH RNG BASED SALT SIM | 40x !PollTanks @17:00
04-16-2026 · 11h 32m
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Hello, good morning ladies and gents, boys and girls, how are you all doing, German intelligence,
working through the night.
Here bright and early with a lovely raid, I hope you're all fantastic.
I hope you had a great stream, German.
Hope it was a pleasant night time experience.
My water tanks has been up and down recently.
Up and down.
Today's good, some day's bad. I slept really well yesterday though, so I'm looking forward
to the day. I should be good. Had a nice pretty calm morning. Ready to do this today. I still
got some premium time left on my free-to-play account, so that should be good as well. Whoa,
the music's still on. I'm just finishing the last of my breakfast, oh my god. Just the
The last little dregs.
The last dregs that the wieter picks in the blueberries.
Nearly there.
The final scoop.
Alright, we're good.
I'm here.
Hello! What's up? Good to see you all. Hope you're all wonderful.
Hello German, how are you doing today? Not the Weedabix lol, says Fatboy.
That's probably why you are a Fatboy, Fatboy, because you're like, not the Weedabix.
Definitely. Up and down in World of Tanks.
Up down, all around, do the hokey-cokey, is that how it goes? I can't remember.
Wah, what were you playing when you were trying to mark something?
I'm trying to get my, um, I'm trying to get my, uh, what's it called, on my main account
I'm trying to get my STK2 in my embassball into a position where I can three-mark it when they're buffed.
Oh, but today a little bit of free-to-play coming our way. A demount kit. Is that a good reward
free-to-play? I got 196 of them. I could literally fall. That is much better. Random national
fragments. I think that's one of the best things you can get is it not? Something like that.
Alright, anyway, free to play. Let's start with the Tessac.
You're grinding XP on all tier 10s that empty your head 0 XP.
Oh, wow. So you're really, like, scraping the barrel as to what you're doing, then.
I don't mean that in, like, an insulting way.
I just think, if I'm ever in a stage where I'm like,
what have I got to do in World of Tanks?
If I'm ever just grinding credits without actually needing them,
Or if I'm ever, um, like, trying to get experience on, like, possible fictional tanks in the future.
I mean, eventually, they're all- it is gonna all be useful, so I guess it saves you time in the future.
But I don't know about you, but it's- it's- it will give you more than enough time to grind, like, a million experience.
Maybe I'm just like- maybe my tolerance for, like, the grind is a bit- a bit more easy.
Plus I do pole tanks so I'm just hoping that slowly but surely shipping away by playing
those like tier 10s occasionally. Every time that somebody votes for a tier 10 tank in
a pole tank I'm hoping that it's just like an extra 2,000 experience.
Oh I should really be boosting all of my tier 10 vehicles when I think about it. But yeah.
What? So you were just playing like loads of tier 10s then? Or were you just playing
like a specific tier 10?
Well, this could be a rough start for today. Let me tell you, Tessac vs RHM and 2100LT with a possible bat chat as well.
And I got a bad spawn.
Not the worst, not the worst aim on the move there, I'd say, I'd say 900 damage is actually pretty frickin legit.
That is not a bad effort. That is not a bad effort to hit 900 damage there.
We spray and we pray.
Thank god there's not team damage in this game anymore.
No, no, no, dude, dude, dude, dude, you can't do that.
Get out of my way, I'm trying to help you as well.
Okay.
Good.
It should just need to be backwards, but luckily it all worked out.
Uh, blackwork on free to play. Oh, it's not exactly that impressive, is it?
It just means that I have no life, German. That's what it means.
Really reverse?
Holy crap, Tessac with gun handling absolutely claps, doesn't it?
It really does.
What's up, S and D are the greatest?
I do like the Tessac.
The Tessac is a good example of where Wargaming should have...
They should have...
I...
I...
They should have...
When they released the Aries, they should have considered the Tessac performance and
then just figured out how to make it a medium.
I think that's what they were probably going for.
feel like they missed it a little bit. I think that even the Nerf's Aries is fine.
Oh no! Weasel asked T100 Gamer, I couldn't see him. Shit.
That's the only problem with the Tessac, isn't it? It's like you just rip a mag and you don't realize you've been there for three seconds.
But because you're literally just ripping a mag, it doesn't feel like you've been there for three seconds.
Always gets me.
Always gets me.
Always gets me.
Mysterious Mystic says you put the QB commander yesterday on the Tessac.
Oh god, I couldn't really put up with him talking that much on a Tessac, mate.
That's brave.
Brave to put him on a Tessac.
He won't shut up.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it anyway.
Stormhabbax says good morning.
Hello, good morning to you Storm, how are you doing?
I'm glad you're enjoying the Commando, mysterious mystic.
Hope you get some good RNG with some fires and some kills.
Damn, I wish I was playing the Tessac for this map,
but we've been savage.
Hello, spawned demon.
Good morning, Dutch farmers, how are you doing?
Here to play the games.
Put the grind in.
Haha, this is life.
Not everyone can do it.
Still could grind Blackrock.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, German.
later mate, have a good one. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
When I get the year of premium on my free to play account, that'll be something else.
If I can get the year of premium on my free to play, that'll definitely be something else.
I got the Black Rock through doing weakleads, German's acting as if it's like half decent
but I did it.
Really, it was just weakleads, so I skipped all of the hard missions effectively.
When you do all your weakleads and play daily, it's like not hard to have had a Black Rock,
even 40% scrub lords have got Black Rocks now.
Hmm.
Huh, there are teams in an interesting position.
You still don't have a coastal tree? Did you see the Lord of the Rings case news?
Oh, cast news. Yes, yes, I did.
So it looks like Andy Serkis is playing Gollum again, Ian McKellen is playing Gandalf and
it looks like Elijah Wood is playing Frodo again although I'm not sure how much Frodo
is in it.
Hard to say.
Is Hunt for Gollum like a new book or is it based on something I don't understand?
Tolkien do a hunt for Gollum book or are they just making it up at this stage?
I'm okay Dutch violence, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. Just nestling in for some
games today, my dear.
I'm a bit worried about this position, honest to goodness.
my weak points exposed for that guy.
Unfortunately this is turning into one of those mines games where...
I can't honestly believe those bush locations.
I wish my medium tanks just contested the bloody hill.
mistake by that kill into one.
I really got him.
Thanks to the enemy team, better team wins by the looks of it.
GG.
Unfortunately my team didn't really put the numbers up on the hill and when you don't
put the numbers up on the hill it puts a lot of pressure on you unless you can manage
to make gains in other areas.
Oh gosh, we lost that Tessac game as well.
That's such a bit of a shame.
Well done to the T100LT for finishing me off.
Game was very close.
I just needed a little bit more damage.
still a little bit more damage would have done it. That's life. Let's play again.
Tama-Sala-i. Tama-Sala-i says, unplayable shit game today. Well, don't be like that,
buddy. Don't be like that, buddy. You can get through it. Some days we have our good
days. Some days we have our harder days. Which day it will be today we'll find out.
All systems of this vehicle are operational. We can proceed into battle.
Man, when I played my Ares 90C yesterday during pole tanks that horned spin, I just felt
so out of practice in that tank yesterday.
Why is no one coming over here?
This is the new meta, the team just doesn't actually bother to contest this blank.
I might just camp.
So do
Shit
Bloody hell, only have 58 damage. Good god.
How awful was that?
Never pack it.
Why are you shooting him bro? Why didn't you shoot him you facking imbecile?
He literally had his whole ass? Is he AFK or something? Oh for God's sake man.
Guy went AFK. Literally. He went AFK or he disconnected or something and he
didn't shoot the badger in the ass. He didn't miss. He's literally AFK.
He's pointing his gun up into the mountains.
He didn't even shoot.
The badger literally turned and went right up there, and he didn't even shoot him.
Oh well, what are you gonna do?
Disconnect, happen.
Balls.
Don't rely on teammates. One of the most stupid things you can say in World of Tanks history.
You don't rely on teammates, then you are...
are not playing the game properly your ability to predict not only what your
enemies are going to do but what the average teammate will do is one of the
most important aspects to your play it's like saying oh play chess I don't need
to predict what my by what the enemy knight is gonna do it's a team game if
You can't think like, okay, I'm going to make,
I go to the crossfire, the 268 version four comes
to then have side shots on the badger so we can farm.
In that kind of a situation,
a light tank is completely useless unless I get the side.
So by making that crossing play
and creating an angles on a non-targeted tank,
that is the progressive play.
That's the play that will make my tank effective.
I can't. If you play as if one in a thousand times, somebody on your team is going to disconnect
and then not help you, and so you're never going to make that play, then you're going
to be a terrible player, and that's exactly what happened there. I made completely the
correct play to flank the badger and to make him have to turn for my allies, and 999 times
out of a thousand times, the 268 version 4 would have got the side of the badge and we'd
be laughing at him.
And unfortunately we got that one in a thousand disconnect at that very second, at a point
where it was impossible to be able to predict.
exasperating
imagine saying don't rely on your allies when you're playing a freaking light tank
might as well just give up on life at that point
well that was a good shot I must have hit my uh...
yeah hit the uh... bar on the back of my tank
but let's forget this thing's a shitty side scraper with level guards to that
He probably tried again because he got away with that without taking damage to his side
scrape again.
Next time I'll get him.
That's quite a usual battle for this game.
So you're telling me your allies just disconnect mid-combat quite usually do they?
God.
I'm going to load AP here so I can overmatch the whole of the side of the E5.
I wonder if he realizes that I can do it as well. I need this I sent to miss first.
I've got quite a few guns back there, mate. I hope you're ready for it.
Come back any time.
Dark Red, what's up my friend?
150 months, you're absolutely legend, thank you.
their tennis doing great thanks to our crates
yeah to moley unfortunately if you lose your connection it's the last action
that gets repeated
Shit
How did I I must have gotten my side script?
Oh, I thought that I could escape, but he had an HE shell loaded.
Man, I've got a funny feeling that IS-7 hit the bar on the back of my tank quite a few times.
So well played to him.
You know what? I've seen worse games. 4600 combined and a win. Easy.
We take that. We take 4600 and a win any day. On free to play.
Easy game, easy life.
If I could take 4,600 combined and a win.
What's this?
Oh, I got the... Did I finish the cupcake thing?
Whoa, I got 1.2 million credits for already having an eagle!
That's not bad, guys!
1.2 million credits for already having an eagle for this cupcake missions?
That is not bad.
I take that.
1.2 million credits. Very cool.
Very cool! Well, how quickly have I done my missions?
Wow, look at that.
Cool.
I suppose in Blackrock.
What's up?
Let's have some funny heavies.
Ah, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
What's up, Superstriker?
Good to see you.
NickelSop as well, thank you.
Pretty good game for the BZ there.
What an insane player.
Probably...
It's almost like a...
Just rush there to get across, but I understand, like it's good to shoot people as they drive
into position, but that was mental.
of
of
It's not possible right now though, I don't think.
That hits.
Can we get a double in?
My main account that hits.
Yeah, Trennigan, do your...
You're so smooth brain, you don't even understand why that would have hit on my main account,
do you?
I'm going to allow Twitch Chat to educate you as to why on my main account that would
have hit.
I'd also hit that on my free-to-play account in about maybe a month from now.
Grimgore, what's up?
You're curious why?
I'll let Twitch chat educate you.
Oh, there's main account he has, HadeAxis.
Okay, yeah.
More joke answers first, please, before somebody pitches in the real one.
Stream is privileged. No, come on, someone must know. Please, somebody explain.
Come on. Really?
Field mods. Yes, you're along the right path.
If we're being pedantic, they're called upgrades on the main, on the, on tier 11s.
Yes, yes, yes. Okay, let me explain then. Okay, so with the black rock,
it has two upgrades that actually lower the interclip between the shots.
So once you get this and you get this, you actually have half a second less between your burst mode.
So currently on the free-to-play account my burst mode is
whereas on my main account the burst mode is
So that extra half a second that I lost was the difference between him going
around the corner and not and it's really really hard to like rewire your
brain when you're switching between accounts and you're switching between
the upgrade capacities and you're switching between this and switching
between that. It's brutal. So if we take a look at the actual shot in question I
mean I had to fire it anyway it's not like I don't have it it's not like it
was a bad idea to shoot there. I should have shot there, right? Shooting there was objectively
the right decision because I get a free shot, unless I save it to be able to launch a double
later on. But like if we go here, so it's fire, fire on the main account, but instead
it's fire, fire on the free to play account right now. So that's why I didn't hit the
extra shell. It's always so annoying to have to explain every little thing that I say because
somebody doesn't understand why we're saying it.
But that's the job of streaming.
That's the job of the old content creation, a rune.
Clap again, Mr. QB.
That's your job.
You're meant to be the ones clapping for me, right?
Isn't that how this is meant to go?
Ah.
God, there's a vague recollection of me making a joke about the clapping noise, and did I
say something really basic about T-13 Jorah and Mrs. Step?
If I did, that was horrendous.
What's the job of streaming, please explain?
So, streamers, in theory, should be three things, right?
One, good looking, that's their job to be good looking.
Second, entertaining, or thirdly, educational, or somehow, like me, you have none of those
three things and you just managed to wing it and get by anyway.
Exactly terrible, straight in there, Benjamin, I appreciate you.
watch you for the sandwiches, that's good.
we get to those T-30 enjoyer jokes again. You mean Lobstep, Mum enjoyer.
That's the baby gun.
Oh, I just shot his gun I think.
500?
Flashlight says no.
Back in my day, we could pen any 100 from that hang on.
If I want to just have some fun, let's go enjoy.
Let's see if this works or not.
Oh, shi-sir.
Oh, double shi-sir.
What?!
What? That's a straight up ricochet off his lower plate.
Aw, this was too aggressive, guys.
I'm not gonna lie.
I thought, if the 268 version 4 hadn't got me, it wouldn't have been that bad, honestly.
Jesus, this thing's gunned to- NOOOO I WANNA LIVE MAMMY!
Uhhh.
Bastards.
Mega bastards.
Not even mini bastards.
Just straight up mega bastards.
Oh god, here they come.
I'll make the sacrifice. I gotta knock it. Why would you ever reverse? Why would you
ever reverse? That doesn't make any sense. He could have just run me to death. Oh lord
little fight a g holy crap
oh no
curses
I think the push play was
was it was alright we had to win this flank
cause look what's happening over here
we had to win the flank
I just wish the 268 version 4 had to hit me
it was a bold play
it was a bold play I think it was the only play
that could have possibly won and I think it was actually worth the risk reward
reward. Here's your HE.
Don't even start. Here's your HE.
Like a little RNG leprechaun sitting on the corner.
Do I like Primus? I know Primus songs so I wouldn't... I wouldn't put them on a
playlist then.
Wow, this name is cute.
Max and Celebel, Max and Celebel.
That sounds very exotic.
I feel like you're part of some kind of, I don't know, romance novel.
And his name was Max and Celebel.
You probably get all the ladies or all the boys.
Thanks, Maxxon.
That boy's also very exotic.
What with your name?
for sure. What's going on with my armor? I usually ricochet shitloads with this tang.
Now your... Thekkall ricochets, stupid ass spaghetti bush jockey.
Take that!
That makes me feel better about the fact that I probably just did about 50 damage to you
blind.
Bloody hell, this thing, oh this one doesn't have the auto ricochets, is it the next one
that has the auto ricochets?
My bad.
Stupid Brigetto.
Yeah, I forgot, it's actually the tier 9 that has the auto ricochets off the armor,
isn't it?
have that. El Bastados. What's that Patriot doing? I was well fully aim. Got him! Do they
have any lights they have one oh crap that's me spotted I'm okay I'm okay I'm
okay I'm okay unlike this T-54 they're knocked out second killed the game let's
Let's go.
Yeah, the tier 7 and the tier 8 are best of...
That's a big Aries.
The tier 7 and the tier 8 are kind of best of pulse the gun.
Oh, would you look at you shooting a blind at the trees.
You're an oil little weasel.
Oh, baby.
When an area says that was close it doesn't have any shell splash.
So when it says that was close what did we actually do?
How did I get an area to say that was close when it has no shell splash?
Maybe he just says that if we don't pen.
Aura, an aura like a mech's in the Cerebell.
Whoa, have you ever noticed that this muzzle, muzzle, muzzle even the muzzle flare is like
Whoa, bro.
It's like a cog or gear.
You afraid of the new tanks?
They're very scary, yeah.
They're the kind of tanks that will jump out around a corner in the night and go boo!
Terrifying.
Terrifying.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This is a very slow, painful loss.
With my boosters ticking down one minute at a time.
You're right, the stats for the new tanks might come out today.
I don't know what time we're giving a releasing videos
That was a really good shot. He paid the ultimate price for a thing
Oh, bloody hell.
I should have waited for the gun to come off.
Can you believe that asshole Progetto, dude?
Shot me three times at the beginning of the game and three times at the end of the game.
Nice push played by them. That event allowed them to push didn't it?
Stopped us from holding that position so cleanly. Stupid event.
2,000 damage, 2,000 damage. Not ideal.
I lost that one to one game unsurprisingly.
Tough game.
Enemy's just absolutely crushed that southern flank.
I've actually got some Field Mods to take on this thing now.
The real big one is getting the third Field Mod so you can have the Vision System exhaust.
I agree the prisoner just probably deserves a report.
Totally deserves a report.
of
No.
don't like this tank for this kind of a map in all honesty. You know, you need some gun
depression to work this. I should have probably gone and fought the heavies, honestly, with
this vehicle. I don't have any hull armour. I don't have any vision, I don't have anything.
All I've got is my hit points and scary gun.
The Senators will be shot!
Scary.
Oh, what a pen.
You can only get one drop at one time,
so make sure you don't want to bug out your drops, you know.
Doing a single stream.
Sounds like a stuck record.
Good job, you saw the tank.
That's a very scary SDRV.
Stannity's going in though, he'll definitely take a hit from the SDRV.
I feel like I'm the only one shooting the Yudez, I'm not gonna lie.
I shot him three times so far. Whoa, is this thing really that low profile?
How is he still alive?
Holy crap, how did you all suck so hard?
You know how f**k you become honest that one never leaves a barracks?
But why though?
probably just doesn't want to have to put up with my annoying voice acting. Phil did
some of the lines for the king baby commander and he still doesn't want to
have... he still doesn't want to have his scripted voice lines in the game.
They are your prisoners.
Wow.
Harsh film.
We'll have to make a mod for it for Lopoulos.
I have to be a mod for it for Lopoulos!
That's one of the reasons why I wanted to do the King's Skid, is so that I could basically
just rearrange the game files.
At least that's my dream.
hacking you've got today and tomorrow to watch between the three hours so you
could watch an hour and a half today and an hour and a half tomorrow or two today
and one tomorrow one today and two tomorrow but yeah tomorrow's the last
chance you have to get the drops dude 4500 damage is very decent for this
vehicle a clamp that you'd he's a sneaky boy he tried to make it back
It's terrifying to think Flopoulos is keeping all of the Quacky Bab Commanders in a dungeon.
Making them all decide who gets to be the commander in a tank, a mystery tank.
They're just rocking backwards and forwards.
Waiting.
Will it be the M3 Lee?
Could it be the Tog? Please be the Bat Chat.
Electric computer on all night, night, night, night.
Leo 120, ugh.
Keep making holes.
It's funny how I think I have all of the voice lines of all of the different commanders
in my head based on the tank that I put them in.
Imagine if there's some weirdo out there who's trying to recreate my account.
You know what, I wouldn't put that past some weirdo, dude.
Even if somebody's like, ah, what commander does QB have in this tank?
I need to put that commander inside that tank.
Oh no, I need that crew skin.
Guy probably gets really annoyed when I just randomly make changes.
Oh god, no, he's moving his crews again.
Why?
He's used a mentor license.
Ah!
No, now I need to melt down my Object 140 crew.
Hello.
Let it rip.
it would be one hell of a dedicated fan
it'd be impossible to recreate my account now anyway there's so many things that have
since left so does that
I could get those extra cheeky shots in before I
He reloaded.
I can take a shot from this guy.
Back in my day that would have caused a fire.
Oh no, why is he so smart?
Why is he so smart? Why? Why smart tortoise? Oh, I should have just got purely behind him
I was honestly trying to absolutely shred his engine and there were just no crits
There's no point of even going for crits in this tank anymore. Is there?
There's absolutely zero point of going for crits anymore. Oh
I really hope I don't lose this because of that
him. He was so smur... Can you believe the calmness of that tortoise to do that, to get
his butt into gear even though he's surrounded by like four tanks? Maybe I should have gone
for the track there. I just thought pump the tortoise. I really hope my team win this.
don't screw this up. Surely they're gonna get a 3,000 here.
There's charioteers going auto-aim with the stock charioteer.
The TNH is absolutely utterly possibly trying to lose as many hit points as he can.
Oh god, talk about that. Charioteer now. They should have that.
Richard says I feel like that must be quite nice to have an account in a game
that you've built up that's probably your account with those things in the
world yeah I think I think when I when I when I think about it okay this
account has collected everything there's only a few things that I ever missed
oh sorry this is my free-to-play account whoops I thought it was my main
account for a second I can't show you there's only a few things that I've ever
missed on my main account. I missed like two badges I think. Obviously I haven't
got any of the sweaty badges for like onslaught legend or anything. But I missed
two collectible badges. I can't remember what. I've probably just had a lot more of
a life back then. And just the 116 and the T95E6 then I'm kind of done. Contriver or
concept oh oh you could put him in the new one you could put him in the
executor for Lopoulos I don't know if the executor is gonna be any good we'll
find out soon enough soon enough TM
Oh, quite a nice map for the Jackal.
Back when I played, I bought the Type 9 Premium, which you can no longer get.
They're just going to tell them that you can get it quite often these days.
I haven't got the Rosena Heroes, I don't know.
But I think the Type 59 has actually been buffed quite a lot since then, so...
What's up Marky Bay? I have to admit my schedule recently has been piss poor but I'm here.
I've been trying to prioritise my life, Marky, as much as I can.
Wargaming's drop structure has been very fluid as well recently.
But yeah, I apologise for not having the, um, the schedule fully updated.
Maybe we'll get back to some consistency.
I've been fairly consistent on the Monday, Wednesday and Friday on the other ones that
have been more or less.
I don't know if you can see that.
Well that leopard's having a bad day, isn't he?
Well, this wasn't really a sneaky stream.
I have told you I was going to do Wednesday, Thursday, Friday multiple times.
I said it on Monday, I said it on Saturday, I said it on Friday last week, I believe.
What is this style?
This style is from the...
This was from participating in the 2.0 closed beta.
Although, you know, they call it a closed beta for 2.0, or closed test, I guess it's
probably better.
Wow, we couldn't see each other?
Mentor.
Good show.
You're going to throw toilet paper at him?
Do toilet paper is a luxury when you run out, that's for sure.
One of our...
We got two toilets in our house and one of our toilets ran out of TP so I had to do a
shuffle of shame to a different toilet.
I need to keep an emergency roll.
Tanya's a devil for it.
Tanya always never replaces the toilet paper.
She sometimes probably waits for me to be on the bog and then to shout to her.
Tanya!
Tanya!
So she does it for the memes these days.
Report her.
Too much info?
That's a you issue, not a me issue.
You don't use toilet paper just watching soap wipe with cloth.
That's what fins do, isn't it?
It's not a bad idea to be honest with you.
Apart from you have to wash the shit, shitty towel.
consider a baby when in between that guy's reloads
unfair gameplay should be reported to
wargaming oh you mean Tanya not me
I should actually report her to wargaming
after all when you think about it that guy once said on the old world of
tanks forums that quacky baby was a wargaming
sorry that Tanya was a wargaming employee
Hired to keep quacky baby playing the world of tanks say
Fair shout
Should report her
How shitty is my bum after water and soap I mean I don't I mean water and soap but like I don't know
I hear what you're saying, but I still feel that that towel is still gonna have some part of your ass particles on it.
Okay, question to Finns. How often do you wash your ass towels?
Do you- how often do you reuse your ass towels?
How long do you reuse your Aztals before you wash them?
It's a real question, Harrybone.
Come on, Finns.
What is the correct time?
How often do you...
How often do you...
We don't have any.
How often do you empty your poop dresser?
What...
What the f...
I don't have a poop dresser.
You tell me you don't have Aztals?
three days? So do you have like an alarm then? Are you like okay Google lady after
you take a dump? Remind me in three days to wash my a** house? Toilet paper and
bidet are enough? Yeah but we just had another Finn in chat telling me that they
don't use TP because they use a** house.
Come on! Finish people! Sound in! This is outrageous! Where are my fins at?
That's some weirdo out there.
Baby wipes are very effective. Very effective at clogging up your entire plumbing.
I am finished, says Kaibel. Kaibel. Kaibel.
I am finished and this guy is trolling you, Mr. Quicky-Bibi.
Holy shi-sir!
I got this. I got this fight. I got this fight. I got this fight.
Told ya, never afraid.
Wappens of the garden then slightly leaps.
And then you all die!
Hello?
Oh, you think you can hide behind the breaker? Isn't that wonderful?
Ah!
My ass!
That's not good!
You're a pig!
No?
Yes, yes, no, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes?
Yes?
How did he not get dumped oh where are you from don't think I was even spotted
There weasel.
Beautiful.
End his existence.
Holy mother of shit! What is this game? I'm up to 10k already, dude!
I can just get this 140 out. NO!
Oh, what a shot! Let's go gamers!
Holy shit, all I need to get rid of is this STRV now and we're absolutely in it.
Get properly wiped with my Aztal. Jesus, I've got so many Finnish viewers, that's crazy.
Must be an STLV up there.
Torrent of Tavitan.
I really hope that STRV is not there looking at me.
Help me, help me.
Alright, now time to finish.
There's a possible 15k game here, as long as the Borken kefir isn't a COCK and sitting
in that bush ready to spot me. I should have probably been safer there, there could have
been an arty in that corner. Where's that borkin... borkin donkey? Oh my god! Yo I just
I feel like, should I just ship it?
No, no, let's be calm, be calm.
Be calm, baby.
Actually, it's nearly over. Not be calm, let's go!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dude, my boost was so slow.
Why are you going, concept? Don't be a dick! Let me be a dude!
Why are you ruining my awesome game?
We yeet!
NOOOOOO!
Oh, he found the front of my tank.
What a gobilino.
Two spotting.
Oh, he must have just found the front of my tank.
It's like a rock in a hard place.
What was that?
13,000 9,000 spotting Jesus, dude
Come on dudes
Good stuff tasty
13,300 combined. Delicious. 13,300 combined. Wait, can I count? Yes, I can. That is 13,300
combined. Savage. You know what, be hilarious, we can actually use that game to take a look
at the difference between W and 8 and W and X. Where are we? W and 8 versus W and X. So
for a W and X that would be 11k. For a W and 8 it would be 3300. So that would barely be
like an average game for me from a WN8 but from a WNX it's obviously like a
triple game. What was I doing down here I think I was just sad.
Placed 60 games free to play at 53% win rate I don't even understand. Oh was I
trying to grind like the Black Rock I don't even know I was pretty sad in
January and February, honestly. A bit of post-Christmas blues. January and February felt like a
depressing time for some reason, don't know why.
I think it was going better recently for you to play.
My recent winrate is quite bad for you to play, though.
Where?
But to be fair I'm playing a lot of, um...
How to say...
Different vehicles. That was a pretty good game, Chacal.
Pretty good game.
What was my marks climb?
I'm up to 63.45%.
percent. Holy crap, that was a 5% climb, nearly, but to be fair, it is at low. And, God, my
Jackal games recently have been actually bonkers. We had the Ents game, which was nearly, like,
super close. We had 8K into... I don't even remember that 11K game on Murabanka. That
yesterday I don't even think about these games anymore man I'm so jaded when
did I have an 11k game into a
disgusting
can I check the areas game for any crits sure
I did track to the Pantera and track to the ELC and I penned the tortoise 15 times in
the engine and didn't do any engine damage.
Very sad.
Feels bad.
Did I boost that game?
I did.
I really like the Jackal.
It's actually a fabulous tank.
I'll boost this one as well in the Aries. You can farm the scrubs for free.
Oh why is it taking me so long to get the next tank? Y'all got any of those
blueprints that allow you to just progress through the new tech trees
quickly easily? Back in my day we just sat there and did our random missions
until we filled out the blueprints. I can't do that anymore.
Jager commander says,
Ich liken, wenn dich kürzen in Deutsche.
Sounds good.
Have fun, Spiel, the Spieler.
Grüß Gott aus Deutschland. Ja, ja, ja.
Thanks, Shen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where was I? With my life.
Where was I with my life? I don't even know.
This is not what you're meant to be asking yourself. I'm gonna be 39 this year, guys. 39.
Shit. It's for real.
It's for real. Life is, life is happening.
I still feel like we're having fun.
Good thing too.
Unk Maxing says Samantha.
Piss off Samantha. How old are you even?
Do I speak Afrikaans?
Do not speak Afrikaans.
guess your age says Tommy let me think I think Tommy is 26 there we go
What's the next cooking video?
Older enough to know better.
What does that even mean?
Am I going to play water tanks heat beta?
No, I'm just probably going to... I don't know.
I'm not bothered with it, honestly. I don't think it's going to be very successful.
I hope it is, but I don't think it will be.
25 always people say you're older than you are.
Ahhhhhh...
You're just a baby!
Bro, that's actually wrong, Samantha. I wish I hadn't known how old you were now.
My niece is only like two years younger than you.
Shit!
But to be fair, I would talk to my niece in the same way that I talked to you, so...
We're all adults.
That's good.
We're all adults here. What a beautiful shot that was, right up into his overmatch.
The Alpha did not impress you at all.
Oh, you mean the project called War Alpha?
Just a baby!
Oh, piss bottoms.
Right, that's my weak- weak point.
25 nowadays feels older than 25, if that makes sense.
No, it doesn't. What do you mean 25 feels older?
I look at 25-year-olds these days and they look like their children.
Al-Qaeda, what's up, good to see you. These days, whippersnappers, they obviously haven't
been drinking since they were 14, and, um, smoking and so on and so forth. Kids these
days are all doing their jaw smashing and skin creams and all of this and avoiding the
sun is this chat English only. You can say like sporadic things in other languages but
nobody will understand you. You had a glass of wine yesterday for the first time in six
months. Good for you. I'm somebody who was raised around and with booze. And
recently I stopped drinking so much. That's all really. Not like I was drinking a
lot. At one point post COVID I think I was drinking a little bit too much. But
then I halved it and then I halved it and then I pretty much just stopped now
Which is always nice, isn't it?
I've had like two beers in two weeks or something
So
I don't feel any different really
I do feel a little more hydrated when I sleep and that's not because I've been slaughtering myself with Vaseline
Slug
like stop laughing I need to shoot straight fuck yeah I think there's one thing
and that's like the only the only real difference I feel is like hydration
that's it really that's the biggest thing I'd say
you don't understand the whole drinking thing
You know what all the power to you I'm trying to consider about it as well
You know if anyone wants to
If anyone out there questions what they drink and they think like you know, it's not good for you
It's poisonous and all this if you want to know the thing that did it for me. I
Literally just replaced a beer with another cold drink
and that's what that's what did it for me it's not like I so I think I found
myself that I just like beer because it's tasty and cold I don't think it's
even really the alcohol effect it was just a case of I really like the taste
of beer and I really like cold drinks and so I found myself at the end of the
day being like oh I could really use a cold drink and so I changed my beer for
One of my other favorite drinks, which is basically just carbonated water with like the juice of half a lime squeezed into it.
It's as acidic as hell, but so fresh.
Why, but yeah! So fresh.
And yeah, and yeah, for a while I was thinking to myself like, well, this is the part of the evening where I would usually have a beer or something.
And then now I just don't even really think about it.
So I think it's like habitual, and I think you get stuck into like routines and rhythms and whatnot.
And yeah, so obviously with a mum who has had very progressive dementia over the last like five years,
I've been doing a little bit of reading around and trying to figure out what's good for your brain,
what's not good for your brain and so on and so forth.
I think I would lie if I didn't say that I like sometimes taking the edge off with the drink as well, you know, as somebody who has a very active mind.
Very active mind. Sometimes it's quite nice to just go and have like a little bit of the edge off as well.
Occasionally. Not like funny times of the day, you know, but um...
I would... I think I would lie if I said there wasn't a tiny element of that.
But, um, never to a point where it was ever like a problem in my life, I think there's
only been about one or two times in about five years where I thought, like, I could
really use a drink right now because something stressful happened in my life.
And I think if that was happening frequently, you'd probably question whether you did have
an alcohol problem, right?
So I've been thinking about this, I've been thinking about this a lot on my kind of journey
over the last few years, of health and fitness and so on and so forth, and doing reading about
how alcohol can suppress testosterone and whatnot and all of this and everything. I
just thought to myself, like, do I really need this in my life? When I go out and I
have a meal, I'm still going to have a beer because I really like the taste of beer. I
I think it's fabulous, darling.
I like lots of different drinks.
Dude, I like all the drinks.
I'm somebody who loves tasty drinks.
I'm one of those love...
I'm one of those...
I'm one of those people who is like, live to eat,
but also like, I appreciate drinks
just as much as I do eating, from that perspective.
So...
So, um...
Yeah, when I go out, if I'm gonna have a steak, I'm still gonna have a glass of wine, I think.
Oh, yes.
But I think, yeah...
Home drinking, from that perspective.
I think I just, like, normalised it a little bit.
I grew up in a family who would drink and there would always be alcohol at family events
and it probably just became like a natural thing, I guess.
But yeah, for me the biggest thing was just breaking the rhythm of the routine, I think.
And now I don't really even think about it, but I've probably had on average like one
beer every day for a number of years.
And it got to a stage where I did think like I was thinking about it, like, or it would
just become a thing.
It'd just be like a natural thing, like, oh, okay, day is done.
What do I do?
Go to the fridge and grab a beer, cause it's tasty and cold and whatnot.
And so yeah, I think the most important thing is to break that routine.
And as soon as I broke that routine, I'm just not really thinking about it anymore, that's
all.
gotta be good for my liver. And obviously, having a mum who has dementia in her 70s,
I want to try and make as many steps as I can towards that. But you know what, my mum
probably only had a drink once a week or something. She'd have like, she'd be normal, a couple
of glasses of wine when you went out on a family event and wouldn't ever drink at home,
I don't think the alcohol was like a main cause of it or something, but anything that
I can do, right, to try and increase my longevity, my mental longevity, is something that's on
the mind.
No pun intended.
Oh, nice dodge!
Bit too slow though.
Whatever works for you, MechWarrior.
two sips and you're sloshed. When does your liver change from stuff like that? Because
I hadn't had a... ooh, shit. I hadn't had a drink for like a week or two and then I
had a beer and I didn't feel like any more buzz than I usually would do.
Do you want to ever go back to being like a lightweight again or is that something that
It just never happens.
Askin' the real questions.
You didn't even know you could desensitize yourself with alcohol?
I'm almost certain you can.
No, that does not happen, it doesn't make you lightweight, it's your overall body condition.
Ah, interesting.
How much does QB bench?
I don't bench, I do lift my teams all day though.
It's a poison you need to get a tolerance.
Yeah.
Using these teams in water tanks is heavy lifting, load down.
still play big apart.
What's up, GTA? Good to see you.
No boosts.
Let's keep gaming.
Get as much free to play action as we can.
Giving up smoking can bulk you up a lot, I heard.
That would have to come down to cigarettes being like a appetite suppressant, right?
The only way that you're going to gain weight is if you eat more and you don't use that
energy through exercise.
It's not like there's some magical mystical gnome that comes and just adds inches to your
waistline.
So I can only imagine that if you gain weight from quitting smoking, it's almost certainly
down to the cigarettes were an appetite suppressant.
Your friend stopped doing coke and gained a bit of weight.
Hold on.
We mean coke as in Coca Cola.
Well that's, yeah, that's because there's a lot of sugar in Coke, mate.
That's what you meant.
Thank you for that.
Great.
Thanks for pitching in, my dude.
Wonderful.
Um, anyway, what was I?
Yeah, hopefully switch that for Coke Zero.
Or, or Zero.
Do they call it Coke Zero or Zero Coke?
Oh, yeah, sorry, Coke Zero, that's it.
Anyway, credits alright.
That's exactly what he meant kids.
Balls.
Trades.
getting cigarettes gives you back your taste buds.
Willys!
A Predator, eh?
Olentinka, what's up?
Oh, nice.
That's why you should always hold your right mouse button in situations if you want to
go off and look. Big question, normal Quirk Zero diet. I drink Coke Zero.
I don't want to get into this whole discussion about how Coke Zero is bad for you because
the sweeteners and the snacks. Bullshit. All the, like, what is it they put in it?
Aspartame is literally the most researched, ingested chemical of all time.
And the amount of it that you would have to consume, you'd have to be drinking literally
liters and liters and liters and liters and liters and liters and liters,
like eight liters of coke a day for it to even be remotely concerning.
No! Don't ram me, don't ram me.
No!
I just could see happening. The way that he did the pirouette and then just got me there.
got me there, it's not like I have a choice, I had an Aries in the Predator.
It was just a little, it was like this, he was like, boop!
Oh, GG's.
Artificial sweet is a terrible feel, gut buy them though.
Oh well, I just have some kimchi and some fermented beans and shit like that, okay.
call it quits. I play bad, I don't really want to, but whatever, let's go. If someone
gave you Coke Zero and you gave you Diet, could you tell? I'm pretty sure I can tell
the difference between Coke Zero and Diet. Pretty sure I can. That'd be an
interesting test. Maybe I should get Tanya to do it. If she served exactly the
same temperature and they were both opened up at the same time I think I
probably could.
Oh, good thoughts on that means Tanya's in.
Do you like it cold? Dude who would drink warm Coke? That's awful. Jesus who
What devil are you? Honest God you're a you're a literally Satan who the hell
drinks warm Coca-Cola oh my god if you drink warm Coca-Cola all of the all of
the carbon dioxide is just gonna be bubbling up immediately it'd be like
Like somebody put a Mentos bomb off in your throat.
Nasty.
You put your coke for two minutes in the microwave?
You need Jesus.
Jesus would come down and say, no, he can't be saved.
Room temperature milk.
You know what, room temperature milk probably isn't that bad, but room temperature coke is awful.
No FVs, no FVs, oh such bastards the wallet
The sin is too big to rectify exactly not even purgatory
Atone for his sins
I think I might have overextended, guys.
Dude, how does he pen that?
He can really just pen the front of your tank like that.
Really?
Is it that easy?
using my gun depression it makes sense. How much does he need? Oh he has to have a
high roll. No he doesn't have 350 heat in the E100, Bobstep you donkey. He has
340 tops, maybe even 330. It's just an E100, he's got like 3... 334. It was above you.
So that doesn't really change much. Still like a 50-50 chance even if he hits it clean.
I don't think he was that. Maybe he was slightly above me. I guess he could have
aimed down on my hull. He might have been using Armourer. Armourer doesn't
increase the average roll of penetration. Lobstep's done a double donkey in chat.
You mean sh... There's nothing that increases average penetration unless he's
using that newfangled crew... No, because that only works for HE, doesn't it?
Bro!
That was quite the roll, dude.
So you had a 20% chance of pending that shot.
Oh well.
I was too aggressive that game, my bad.
Lobstep's really on fire making mistakes today.
It does increase pen.
No, because it lowers the top end.
It's only shell-tuning that increases the bottom end of damage.
Armourer reduces the top end and the bottom end, so it doesn't actually increase the average.
just reduces the RNG. Yeah, he just had the better gaming chair. You're right. No, the
other one. That increases the top. What? No, Armourer shaves off the top and the bottom,
but shell tuning just shaves off the bottom. So on Armourer, the average is here and it
It stays the same, stays the same, but on shell tuning the average goes from like here to here.
Armor effectively reduces the standard deviation, whereas shell tuning changes the standard deviation.
Makes it a higher number.
what point blank only works with a cheese shells unless I'm mistaken or am I
speaking out of my ass doesn't point blank only work with a cheese shells what
does it work with all shells no
So it's all shells, is it?
Hold on.
If it only increases the max by 5%, that means it's only increasing the average by 2.5,
isn't it?
2.5 is still significant.
Ammo-tuning of course minimum damage and penetration.
Hold on.
Ammo-tuning increases minimum penetration as well as damage.
I thought it only did damage, I didn't realize it did penetration as well.
Does it do penetration?
Anyway, you didn't say ammo tuner, you said armorer and lobstep, so stop trying to worm
this around so that you're correct.
You're still wrong.
No, it's not the same thing, you literally said a completely different cruise skill,
lobstep.
You said armorer, lobstep trying to worm it around.
They're not the same thing.
Armourer and Shell-Tuning are two completely different things.
Armourer is a gunner skill, and Shell-Tuning is a loader skill.
He was never right.
Sent him to the Shadow Realm.
If he was a mod, we could do a strike, but he's no longer a mod, so we can't do strikes.
You think he definitely meant mag mastery? Probably.
That is actually news to my ears that I always thought that shell tuning only does damage.
I didn't realize he did the penetration as well. That means that shell tuning is even better.
What has happened to this game, guys?
You know how the loader does more pen?
Yeah, he spunks on the shell before he loads it.
Is that the joke that you're going for?
What were you going to say?
Oh no, I was going to say that he, um, he just loads the shell correctly, Mr. QB.
Oh no Mr. QB!
I have to get rid of this moose.
Why can't I see the action ten?
It's crazy.
Don't even start Samantha.
I know that joke just tickled your fancy, but let's not go there.
You have the...
You have the human age of a lobster, plus five, which is still about seventeen.
I'm not sure what that is.
Lobstep would laugh 100% at a time at a Minecraft sound.
That's my point, he's 12!
No, I said you're Lobstep plus 5. So Lobstep is 12, and you're approaching adulthood.
Dude, I haven't said thank you to subs in so long I'm terrible.
Pixel shoot to WhatsApp Coastal Tree. Zeus, thanks very much for being a new subprime.
prime. Al-Qaeda, thanks for continuing to sound fungalicious, says love from Australia.
Hello, fungalicious.
Yeah, no one reacts it's a... oh god, what's happened to this game?
Why did you even react to Lobstep's?
Just let the meme die.
That was a straight up sh- a SHABBITCH dvb play.
SHABBITCH.
Wank!
Come on!
Easiest color banners of my life, guys, coming up.
one. Ha ha ha. No! Don't close the distance! That's cheating! How dare they close the distance
and play intelligently? They're all meant to drive out in the open one by one and let
be farm. What's up Valkyria? How are you doing? What have you got to say?
Started work today. It was fun to learn new stuff and test my driving skills.
SICK. Driving through the rather narrow doorway.
SICK. The unloading slash cleaning hall.
Dramatically. With 24 meters of truck and trailer, it went well in the one train.
Awesome. And the one training me were a bit worried I'd be taking his job.
I see. Congrats Valkyria, keep it up. You will be the most legendary truck driver. All the
goods will be delivered on time with no dents in the truck. Very happy to hear that Valkyria,
congratulations. Enjoy and yet drive safe, take your time. I'm very happy to hear that
Valkyria. It's been such a pleasure that you've been sharing your truck driving
journey these last few years and yeah all the power to you. Congratulations.
Thank you Valkyria.
Karel's hand says I have the option to retire with two four thousand a month at
2,400 a month. Mate, 2,400 a month is at 43. That's going to afford you a Big Mac meal
in like, in like, uh, 2050. You're going to be 70 and you'll be able to afford, you'll
be like, trying to divide out how many, how many chicken nuggets you have each, each day
for the next week. I should have taken the durability device here by the way.
All jokes aside, let me think about it, 2,400 a month at 43.
Let's say you're going to live on average about another 40 years, probably.
If you're going to live 40 years, what's inflation at the moment?
Like 4% a year, thanks to, well, let's not go there.
So four years of compound, 40 years compound at that.
Mate, correct me if I'm wrong, but your 2400 now in 40 years is going to be the equivalent
of about 800 a month, is it not?
Is that right guys, roughly?
I can't really do compound inflation in my head that easily.
4% in 40 years, what is, has it basically gone down in value by two-thirds? It raises
with inflation, it's a pension. What, that's like a pension? He's getting a pension at 43,
he won't be able to take that. And yeah, unless, I don't know how your pension laws work,
but in the UK for example, if it's a private pension, if he's 43, he won't be able to claim
until he's 57. So he won't be able to actually even physically claim the
pension for another 20 years, so he has to have capital to survive until then
before he can actually claim the pension. And unless it's like a government-backed
pension it can go up and down. So at most you're probably going to get 3% more
than what inflation is. So let's say 3% more of the 2,400 in 40 years. We can't claim it
until he's 57. 55 in the UK? That's changing because he's 43. So 43 isn't old enough to
get the 55. It's going up to 57 soon, is it not? Or am I speaking out of my ass? Isn't
it going up to 57 soon, the private pension? Or is it still going up to 55? I'm pretty
Pretty sure private pension is going up to 57, is it not in the UK soon?
I'm pretty sure private pension is in the UK for like my age group is going up to 57 soon.
People are googling it right now.
correct 57 exactly so I think unless you unless you're like over 50 already
it's going up to 57 soon so the guy's not over 50 so he's gonna have some
issues there so he's gonna have to have capital until he's 57 unless it's like
some kind of pension that he can access before 57 so he needs 13 years
of capital and then, depending on how the money is invested, at best, and literally could
end up with global catastrophe, at best the 2400 is going to be at best like about 3k,
which is still very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good.
if you've got like the cash equity to last for like 13 years then maybe.
Oh it's an early pension you're real pension with a normal age you'd be way
higher okay what is the retirement age in the UK or just said private pension
retirement age is 57 unless I guess you've got like a military or some kind
service pension and state pension is like 68 now for my age group I think as far as I'm aware
that's even if there will be a state pension when in like 30 years
All this Adoptor hurts my head says Samantha. Ah, it's an interesting question
Time at age of 67 only going up again. Let me clarify. There's a difference between
There's a difference between government fended the funded pensions, which you actually still have to be paying into to gain access to or
Privor which you've had to pay into yourself
In Denmark for your age group, it's now 72
You don't have a retirement age in Sweden
I lost that gorilla game.
We went from wiping your fins, wiping their butts to pensions, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Real talk.
Real talk, kids.
You put £200 into your own personal retirement every month.
If you live in the UK, it's a really sensible option, as long as it's well-invested, because
you can take, you get tax reduction off that up to £60,000 a year I think for now. I think
that changes in 2029. So three years left of tax reduction and then on top of that,
when you actually do your private, when you reach your private retirement age, you can
take 25% of that completely tax-free. So in the UK right now, let's say you put
£200 a month into a pension and you were earning 40% tax. So £200 a month, £2,400
a year, you'd get like a effectively a £1,000 tax deduction at the end of the
year that you would have had to have paid into the government anyway. So you get
£2,400 in your name, which only costs you the reality of about £1,400 out of your pocket
now, and when you reach £57 you could get 25% of that, so £600 each year just as a completely
tax-free sum. So it makes perfect sense. But they're changing that system I believe
in 2029 so. UK's like no you want to have some money for yourself when
everything oh I should not be here. I'm absolutely screwed here guys I thought
I'd come forwards to punish these guys in reality all I've done is just screw
myself. Oh no well I just have to sit here and I just have to hope that my
team bail me out. E3 should punish the Cranvon if he comes up to me. I should have missed
that Cranbog on the way in.
You have one type of saving here, it's up to 30,000 is tax-freeing.
We have that in the UK as well.
Currently it's 20,000 pounds a year, but starting next year it's going to go down to 12,000 pounds a year.
Moved to Portugal, his living costs are so cheap.
Sure.
I guess this is what we call a stalemate guys.
It's great to hear Death Archer, I hope you enjoy.
You don't want to put them in the Tashin Ratter instead?
You hope Lobstep's mom can retire in peace?
Well, she can because she's with a younger man, you know, who has a good career ahead
of him.
I don't like the weather in the UK, rainy for 300 a day, 300 a year, sorry.
Well, 300 a day probably makes more sense.
Get his head off me, Jesus!
Jesus Louise!
That's one way to handle a 262A problem.
Oh my god, there's a bit of collateral damage there.
Oh no, he's created a position for the Cranky Bank!
Oh my god, how to hold!
Hold the line, Gorilla style, guys.
Hold the line, Gorilla style.
Man, that T-60 T-way, the only damage he did this game was with his dislodged head.
Dislogged head.
Man, you know it's depressing when you're the only thing that damages you is
Oh
Oh, no!
That's true, you could say his head wasn't in the game.
2600, I'm still doing a bush.
this. Oh, frickin' rich line. Oh no, he's back! Yee hee! You know when you can make
a bat chat run away from you? They know that you're a mad lad. They're like, oh no, it
It is the Griller that one shot the T-62 way. We must have run.
I sound like Maxon Celebel.
I'm not sure if Maxon has said anything in chat yet. Has Maxon Celebel actually said
anything in chat? I haven't been keeping an eye out.
Maxon's probably like, actually Mr. QBI, I sound like this and my name is not sexy.
Thank you very much.
QP would be a great Asian therapist. Why?
I don't even understand the reference.
That voice soothing.
Hold on, how was that an Asian voice?
That was not an Asian voice, that was meant to be my sexy Spanish voice, okay?
Oh, balls. How is that an Asian voice? Is that really how bad my impressions are right
now? Don't push me. Bloody Cranvon. Deatho Asian. That did not sound like a Spanish voice
to you is definitely Spanish.
That was a good game, that T62A had fun.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL準備
It was just the perfect T62A moment, wasn't it really?
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in two hours, I'm having a lot of fun but I
gotta take a break.
I'm having too much fun actually.
I'll be back in a bit.
Grimhaeus is clipping everything that he hates us.
You've got the sentence mostly right, but you need a different two-letter word at the end of it.
I
I
I
I
I
I
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Come back any time.
We're back, let's do this.
You know it's comfy when it's been abused like that?
Wow.
Alright, where were we?
Yeah. We're doing pretty good guys. Win ratio is not bad.
Combine is not bad for free to play. I tell you what, I'm getting dangerously
close to needing to buy a bunch of tier 7s now. Dangerously close. Shorts of t-shirts
too cold in the UK for that? What can I say, I'm just a hot person. I'm one of those kind
of people that wear shorts from pretty much April until October, even if it's like a few
degrees outside.
Where am I going to go?
I hate North.
I might just go bridge.
What's up Tito?
Pal!
How you doing? First time chatter, hello.
What's up with you? How you doing Tito?
Two left tracks, thanks for continuing to sub-chair, Pal. One as well, thanks for continuing to sub-scikes regular.
Do you need to sub to get drops? Hell no. You don't even need to follow to get drops unless you want to.
Oh, wow, did you see the Aries just went to the shadow realm?
Ha ha ha! He's literally just left the map!
Aries was just banished to the shadow realm, dude.
Wearing shorts around the house seems odd to you.
What the hell? Are you just walking around the house starkers?
Why's wearing shorts in the house weird?
What do you wear in the house? Do you instantly get home and just...
D-Rope or you put on your specific house pajamas.
I can just imagine that now.
Oh, after a hard day's outside,
Samantha claps twice.
Servants, sub and me, my inner garments.
For I shall be indoors for the rest of the morrow.
Provide me my pajamas.
You wear pajamas the second you get home?
You know what?
All the power to you, that's great.
Oh no!
Their arty is actually not shit at World of Tanks, unlike mine.
Oh, I just...
Oh, I just...
Well, that's what it takes to be...
In the US, it's where pajamas to work there, kid you not?
Fantastic.
Americans get to express themselves.
She doesn't even aim it, man.
Well that is what Jagdpan's E100 Heat can do to one of the best, the strongest weak
points in the game.
Dude, the model on this thing, have you noticed how the weak point turns when it dies?
That's so freaking weird.
The weak point turns, even though it's not turnable.
Well, I had to try and shoot the Yeageroo as he came in.
If he'd missed that shot, I could have been able to get him, um...
I could have been able to get him twice, so...
What are you gonna do?
Well, ouch. I mean, well played to the Yank Pansori 100. I can't be mad, but you just
clapped me twice. It's two great heat rounds. And that's it, that's all she wrote for me.
Obviously sucks, but that's life.
I don't need to play the 907 on this account. I have it on the free to play us are on the main account now
Play bit of c95 e6
Hitbox check while to be fair. We don't really need a hitbox check
He just basically holy crap. He just aimed for the structure there. That was not a good shot
That was a good shot. Oh, it's not such a good shot. Can you really do that to you?
Just the structure while I'm wedging it upwards. Is it really that bad?
Yeah, I guess you needed about 400 in places.
Dirty. Even if I'm using a bit of my gun depression.
That's just a good shot.
He could have deviated though, you know.
There's a ricochet, there's an absorb.
I think it was the right play to still try and go after him though.
If he misses, he misses, then I get to farm twice.
Jesus.
Is there a damage game?
All I needed to do was to hit like two shots there and I would have won.
Shook it for a vision here.
Yep.
let's go. Playing like Lobstep today. I've actually had a pretty good run up until that
E3 game. I probably should have just not played. I should have just not taken the break, so
see it
alright chill out dude
I was hoping double tracking that guy in that position would lead to his, well, leaving
of the game. But it didn't.
This fecking arty, honestly.
To be fair, we are all sitting in exactly the same bloody bush.
I can smell Tanya cooking bacon, 1.26 in the afternoon, this is a war crime.
the
left
all that actual petulant little clicker dude honestly this thing does not take
got to the reshutterer well
well we won our flank
kind of
I can't click me anymore from the garage, I can't click me anymore from the garage.
click me anymore from the garage you filthy swine oh my lord what was that
shot dude I can't pen his lower plate through these little carriages oh
What a pathetic game for this type.
Very low.
He's still got three kills.
That artillery definitely had it out for me.
Mine, mine, mine, mine.
Ahhhh.
Got a steel wall metal though.
I think that might have been from the Tessac.
disgusting filthy pig beast holy shit in artillery main oh my god literally
artillery only game oh what is this they need to read they need to put the
artillery class in the middle so that when artillery players actually do this
it's just like a middle finger.
Let's try and play the Badger again.
We lost our Badger game earlier.
This map sucks for a Badger.
But that's life!
Sometimes you gotta play maps that suck.
Looks like my stance, when I had a bad PC and only artillery didn't lag.
Oh god.
She telling me artillery plays sometimes are artillery mains because they're also poor.
Jesus.
Another reason to judge artillery.
It's not sandwich o'clock for two hours. I'm almost certain that's not my lunch. I'm
almost certain that's tenure just having bacon for breakfast. Well, I had wieterbix, blueberries
and a scoop of protein powder. Mmm, tasty.
What's up, Dan Taylor? I'm doing good. I hope you are too.
I'm doing silly. I'm good. Hope you are too, silly.
Versace, indeed. Let's go!
It's a co-co-dri-lo.
Ambitious.
The co-co-dri-la goes all down.
How does he pen that?
What the frick?!
to be fair he has 340 heath so thanks for that I really needed you to dive out in front of me
Fair play to him.
Like team hadn't given up the hill or I could have been sitting really punishing these guys here.
That's VK's an absolute potato.
of
a
a
Oh, he's so irritating, he really is.
He's doing nothing apart from me.
He's not even using his hit points.
It's just being annoying.
dude he's got like us like a 30% chance of pending those shots going through
them like that free I want some of what that five days happen
of
areas could get me in the side of
Such a frustrating game. 5A was just rolling very good. My VK was one of the most annoying
people I ever had to play alongside. And once again the enemies took the hill. My Projeto
tried to contest but my light tank sure as hell didn't that's for sure so
frustrating he's completely oblivious to the batch out on the side
bro these non-taroted tank destroyers are not working for me today absolutely
not working. Non-Tarotid tank destroyers feel like they're ultra-cursed right now. Literally.
I feel like I had a really good session right up until playing these non-tarotid TDs.
I feel like all was hunky-dory.
I guess we go into the tunnel, where they suck.
really? I guess I should have just wedged out over here.
Dude, I'm so close to just not playing any more of this tank and the badge of today.
It just feels like it's actually trolling me.
Oh
Yeah that guy
Come back any time
how come my tank is so slow backwards right now
of course
hold the line and hope my team wins other flanks.
The guy isn't stupid, he doesn't want a side scrape, but if he side scrapes I can overmatch
the hull of his lower hull.
Looks like my team is going to win the other flank so I can just hold here.
These guys want to camp like cowards, then they can lose.
I can't realize there's guys on my left, but I don't have a choice right now.
You're welcome.
Two shots for an E3, unreal.
Too short to see the panasonic.
I don't know why this tank feels so slow today.
Oh no, for God's sake.
Basic way to die, honestly.
Oh well, at least it's a win.
Man, yeah, these non-tarotatidis, God, they feel painful to play.
painful to play for me today. Lost this badger game. This WZ was just rolling sixes, that's
for sure. It's a sweaty. This VK was incredibly annoying to have alongside me. Almost more
useful to the enemy team. The main reason we lost this is because they just took the
hill for free. If they get an area and a bat chat, up on the hill there's nothing we
we can do. Such a horrible game for the E3. Do you know what's funny is that game was
still better than 50% of E3 players. It's so hard to play against this, like a good
player who's willing to just sit there and do nothing the whole game in an E3. You'll
just get lucky against me as well. God yeah, these non-tarotatates have ruined my mood.
I was in a great mood. Just absolutely spoiling it. Spoiling it. So Dino David and Sakai what's
up good to see you hold the door try and yeah dude just pain pain and suffering
pain and suffering non-tarotor tank stores this maps good for this tank and
the matchups nice as well
Alright, let's make our way into the town.
It's a random event map, so...
I'm trying to figure out where I should go, it's either here or here.
interesting
interesting
well, God of course he's there
How long do I have before the WZ reloads?
Why is this skirt a side-scraping on me?
here.
Don't think he's still firing regular rounds.
Huh! Got tracking on him.
Nice.
Alright, I think it's time to commit.
Alright, time to go and isolate this guy.
Ah, he's there, can't do anything about that.
Yes, dude! Perfect play then, to wedge that track over and bait.
Save me 700 hit points might make a difference.
Wooo!
Wondering where the position is right now.
Part of me is thinking to go down here, go like a hole down there.
The bottom is thinking to try and find some angles out here.
I think I just hold this line here.
I'm going to move my team to spot.
The most fun non-tarity TD, the T-95 is very good, especially now the tortoise has been
I went so far to the left on my screen, but they're going to full of crap.
It could be a game losing shot man.
Oh my god, how are you able to shoot me through that?
What?
What dude?
Dude fecking mental.
He shot me through the bloody crap.
What?
I don't want no pig at the back of the map molesting me.
Oh wow, look at that, that's actually so weird.
I didn't realize but that rubble on the top there can take multiple shots before it goes
down.
Have you ever thought about that?
Oh man, WT got me so good.
Oh the engine fans are good at getting him.
Bastard WTF fans are poor.
Yeah, fuck you very much.
There he is.
Lovely jubbly.
Yeah, you dodged my first.
What about my second today?
Lost too many games in these non-tarotidities, that's for sure.
that could be game losing for me hopefully not
nice shot clean into the lower plate I was going to fire when I saw him fire but unfortunately
he was using APCR, I couldn't react in time.
We'll have to at least get the 500 damage in.
Actually the HE in this tank is more like 600, is it not?
Alright, there we go, six kills and 7000.
It's going to be included in the arty's show, it's 7500 combined.
Not an ace though.
I'm very surprised that's not an ace.
How is 7- actually we did 7500 damage so we hit a blind shot as well.
How is 8k combined and 6 kills not an ace tanker?
Mental.
I wasn't just the arty that was the blindshot, there was also a 53 TP that was a blindshot.
These TDs got their work cut out for them.
Alright, is that enough free to play today?
I've made some pretty good progress I should imagine.
So it lasts until June 3rd and so we're nearly halfway through, there's 47 days left.
Making some progress, making some progress, stage 31, I've still got 2 days left so tomorrow's
progress will be added to it. So I've got 47 days and I have to do 69 stages. So I need
to do basically one and a half stages a day. It's not bad. It means that if I target three
every time I stream I should easily make it. Oh guys, a little bit of a heads up. Tomorrow
consumables will be on sale so as tomorrow consumables are on sale if you
want to get rid of consumables that you're not going to use to buy consumables
that you might now might be a good time to sell those auto fire extinguishers to
buy manual fire extinguishers 670k and then I can buy manuals tomorrow might
and sell your large repairs and large meds two million two million I'm not
following football at the moment. Yeah, cool. Nice. So yeah, tomorrow consumables will be
on sale. If you want to just do a full restock tomorrow, you could basically sell all of your
consumables today and just buy them, redo a stock tomorrow. So if you find, for example,
got not enough cash right now and you need and you're going to play a lot of
Soviet tanks or maybe you're going to play a lot of French tanks because
there's a new French tier 11 heavy. Maybe you're going to play a lot of British
wheel mediums the executor and the gorilla you might need to buy those
consumables as extras. I can buy the 82 for 85,000 credits.
Huh. BobbieDoo, what's this?
Work this morning with my dog SickKF.
Oh no.
A little man couldn't stand up and walk.
Yeah.
He was crying when I tried to lift him.
Yeah.
Rushed to the vet as fast as I can.
Yeah.
looked at him and did a scan of him. The dog just ate too much yesterday and got a
fart stuck in his stomach.
You're lucky you live in France because I bet you the vet wasn't expensive. In the
UK they would have probably charged you like a hundred pounds, maybe 200 pounds
with the scan to say he has a fart. Jesus Christ. Oh, you had to pay 350? Oh, shit.
Do you pay 350 euros to say that your dog had gas? Oh, God. 350 euros for flatulence.
Wow. GG Bobbidoo. Scan is very expensive for dogs. Why is the scan so expensive? Are they
just trying to recoup the cost of the machinery I guess? I thought vets in France were way
cheaper than the UK. Yeah, gas prices have gone up. That's true.
Bobbidoo probably giving his dog lots of butter as there's a French shian.
Bobbidoo's shian was probably like, oh, Monsieur Bobbidoo, je voudrais beur s'il vous plaît.
And Bobbida was like, we gave the dog a whole stick of butter as a starter, as an entree.
Then there's the main course, two sticks of butter.
To be fair, if you'd given the dog the correct amount of French butter, it would probably
actually just...
Yeah. Two did it's way through. Nah, he got his regular food and sometimes a bit of cheese
and meat. What are you doing?
PBR clowning.
Your partner's four-monthly scan for cancer monitoring is over 1,200 pounds of time.
Jesus Christ, that's like holiday money, dude.
I sent that Nirvana raster on a holiday, that's for sure.
too much floor grass says beer banning that's true
oh bobby dude was probably there crying on 500 euro notes oh no i'm not going to be
be able to afford that extra RTX 5090 this month.
Oh, just to be desolate, oh, Sacre bleu, mon Dieu, oh, oh, oh.
Mon Chien.
Let's keep it trying to start a new war with France.
Rest in peace.
You're done with 5090s.
What are you doing?
up with for a 60-90 now you're gonna I reckon the 60-90 will probably be
3,000 euros or 3,000 pounds or something stupid like that and it will
have what will they even what we'll even do it'll just be like a 50-90 but
slightly better, but they'll market it with AI. You know what? It might be time for 60
frames a second at 8K. That might be what they do. It might say like 60 frames a second
at 8K. That might be their new thing. Oh wait, they already did that with like the 3090,
wasn't it? Hold on, no, it was the 2080 Ti they marketed that with, as far as I'm aware.
Was it the 2080 ti they marketed with 8k and then they went, uh, maybe not
5090 is 3k already. Oh shit. They're saving for a 6090 thinking that will increase your WNA. Oh
Yeah
It's all AI generation out DLS SS5, which is just AI playing around with what you see on screen
New graphics cards will just play for you.
The AI will play for you and you'll just watch!
And then Nvidia gives you like a monthly sub so that you can sub to your AI.
But only if you buy the 6090 sim tier.
Oh god.
Yeah, you're just watching your card play the video game itself.
Oh, wow! Look at it. It's got me the... got me the 100% Steam achievement.
Thank you, 6090. 6090 says... 6090TI says you're welcome.
Do you want me to put on that soothing playlist for you tonight?
Yes, please. 6090TI.
Oh, bad news. Subscription prices have just increased. It's going to be $49 a month for
your music.
Oh, I say that, but I joke, but I'm actually rest in peace if that happens. I already have
to pay for YouTube Premium specifically because when I sleep I put white noise on from YouTube.
YouTube Premium ran out and then it did two things. Firstly, it ran a freaking
porridge advert at like 4 a.m. during this like white noise YouTube video. And
then the next day it stopped after four hours and said are you still watching. Can
you honestly believe that? YouTube Premium never stops and asks if you're
watching, but if you don't have YouTube Premium, YouTube will actually stop and ask if you're
still watching.
Well, dude, just get a white noise device and leave it on over the night, probably.
But with televisions, you can just turn the screen off and it just becomes like a black
screen so it's good quite nice speakers it reverberates around the room it
literally sounds like sometimes I put the sound of like a rain forest on or
thunder or rain or this or that
you just use a fan that's great
Tanya Snorrigga is not enough noises for you.
No.
For having little dreamies.
Bip, bip, bip, bip.
The new Wargaming YouTube video is out.
Oh cool.
Does it give us stats of the new tanks or not?
The alarm clock has water sounds.
a Nintendo along-clock you can get as well. Was it called Mario Sleep or
something? Nintendo Sleep or something? Where it judges you if you stay in bed
for too long?
Once more, unto the breach, my friends, once more.
I cry every time.
Don't give up this land.
We fought for it!
Dude I'm trying.
I'm gonna go heat.
heat will be a real treat for my enemies turrets.
Shysa.
Why'd the friends all run away?
of
Ha! Didn't expect me to do that, did they?
To be fair, I just doomed my chieftain, but...
If I can hold this line and allow my team to farm down south, maybe there's a chance.
Oh, the chiefs is farming all those guys.
Holy shit, he just yeeted me!
HAHAHAHAH!
I can't believe he did that!
What a mad lad!
I did not expect him to just like literally full yeet.
That's awesome, well played dude.
I respect that.
Good kill.
I don't understand what my team was doing, like how did they manage to screw this up
so hard?
Genuinely.
I guess the Chieftain just managed to go there and really shoot down on all of those
guys and change the momentum of the battle. I think they all just didn't want to drive
around in front of the TVs as well. Dude, why am I punishing myself so much by watching-
sorry by, um, playing all of this stuff? Hold on, you're telling me that Wargaming
has like a new- hold on, they just got a video on YouTube? They don't even have an article.
Bro, I don't see a new, I don't see a new video.
Where's that new video?
I think it's speaking out of your backside.
Oh, no, you are right. It's just not showing up on my subscription feed for some reason.
Okay.
Let's take a look to see what I honestly don't want to listen to the man right now.
I just want to see some stats.
Gorilla can flex, deflect. That's fine.
Okay, stands out with high alpha damage. How much damage was that?
800.
and 31. Have they not got a forum article on this?
Where's the freaking forum article? Why is there no forum article?
Maybe they just added it to the update the shenanigans. Where is it? Haven't they just
Just added it to this half there.
This isn't it.
This.
You know what, if I can't find something,
That is not a good look.
Whatever.
It's just OK.
So it looks like it might have 800 alpha, as well as good
penetration and dispersion values, everything you'd expect
from a classic assault tank destroyer.
But long reload times are often the Achilles heel of large
calibers, so you can fire early.
OK.
So it looks like it has a few different charge points, 400, but then it resets the reload.
This is way to increase damage per minute. Well, the alpha penetration accuracy reduced.
But what you get is what most most pawns deliver below immediately fine.
Guns full power is overkill and what matters is landing a shot in time. That's true
It's a good call just being able to get that extra chip damage can mean that then you can finish them off as a one-shot
Wow quick shots become unavailable for two seconds before the full reload is complete
So I don't understand why they would do that apart from to prevent people from accidentally firing earlier
So that's weird. Don't you think that's a bit weird?
What happens if I want to fire a second earlier or something?
If I want to fire a second earlier, I just want to fire a second earlier.
It's obviously to prevent people from firing early and going, why did it only do 400?
Oh, here we go, the stats are here.
800 average damage.
Or 400.
1100 HE, that's actually quite disappointing
considering that the HE is the same as the E3, E4.
Average penetration, 385, 310 standard.
385 APCR is pretty disgusting, guys.
Wow, look, the penetration value of HE is halved if you fire it early.
So this is base, this isn't with upgrades, we can tell because of the aim time.
So what does this give us as a DPM?
60 divided by 20.5 times by 800.
Okay.
60 divided by 9.2 times by 400.
Okay.
So, it basically looks like it either plays like a heavy, you can either play it like
a heavy or not.
Yeah, the accuracy is horrendous.
If you fire early, so it's really only for close quarters combat.
It's not meant to be for long range.
2200 hit points is okay.
You know what, this tank, it doesn't look as good as I thought it could have been, but
it doesn't look bad.
The article is up now.
Aha.
Good point.
It doesn't look particularly good, but it doesn't look particularly bad.
Just looks okay.
A lot of it comes down to the armor.
Can we see armor?
235 on the turret, 177 on the hull.
Looks okay.
Oh, here we go.
311mm of effective armor on the upper hull. That's decent.
What kind of shell is that? With AP? That's very decent with AP.
Oh, turret's not so good.
Turrets gonna be quite easy to pen with gold.
Look at the weak point.
Weak point looks like 100% chance to pen pretty much.
Has a bit of an issue with sidescraping out as well.
hmm the ranks of French heavy tanks have gained another formidable vehicle
how am I meant to say this again hold on
the evolution of the AMX machine the fought tour embodies the evalue another
their photo machine the fought or in by photo let's see what Google translate
lady says come on do it better footer footer she's saying it right footer
footer that is the evolution of the AMX M4
Induction propellant. Show us.
Independent inductor charge bar. You can see it here on the right. It feels automatically is divided into two segments.
While the damage is just slowly increasing.
It goes up to 500.
Okay, if you press X, you instantly get 100 extra alpha, just for pressing a button.
Oh my god, that's going to be a very hard hitting heavy then, you'll have to sacrifice
gun handling.
You can restore the firing comfort anytime by turning off.
You don't lose the whole accumulated charge while firing.
seems crazy. Do you know what? I know this is going to be funny, but maybe, depending
on how good the DPM is of this tank, the gun rammer might be slightly overvalued because
if you're constantly lowering the heat of the gun, it might be worse than actually having
a more consistent gun, if that makes sense. So it might be that like a gun rammer slash
rate of fire might end up and of course it's still going to be more useful to get more
shots in but it might be a case that uh it might be a case that rate of fire on this
tank is not as good as having the consistency.
The inductor allows the footer to uh, oh here we go.
400 base damage up to 500, pre-limit, 650 post-limit.
The HE shell, the HE becomes worse than the AP.
Whaaaaat?
Why are they doing that?
Why are they having it so the HE is just worse than the AP when it's charged?
What?
That doesn't make sense.
Why does the HE damage not increase at all?
327 APCR isn't that special.
It's not bad, it's not that special.
If it's AP it's special.
8 degrees gun depression.
That aim time 4.4?
Oh my god.
Point six eight accuracy if you want to release the the barrel my god
Interesting
That's some horrible accuracy
Looks pretty good again the armor is what's going to make or break this tank huge weak point
Dude, the lower plate's an auto ricochet.
The upper hull is 340mm of effective armor against AP.
It has a shitty driver's hatch and a shitty weak point on top.
But that looks pretty brutal honestly.
So if you load gold, you'll have to load gold for the weak point when it's angled like that.
Huh, the executor.
This is the exciting one.
no charge limit. Wow. That's pretty cool. The problem is is how will how will it turn?
Recharge is faster when you're moving at high speed makes sense. How stupid is that? So
Um, so, um, you, we all know how that really happens in the game.
If you do that, you land on the thing, you flip, and then you get farmed.
Your primary role as a sniper, the gun that you comfortably operate from a long
range.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, it's exactly the same gun pretty much dude.
It's like exactly the same gun.
So this is basically a concept that can just go faster.
That's what, what, that's what we're seeing here.
Wait a minute, does the concept have 460 alpha or does it have 480?
I think the concept actually has 460, doesn't it?
That could be quite good still.
It just fires over five rounds a minute, like five and a half rounds a minute or something.
Time's just by 480. It's not bad.
If it has camo, yeah, we know this would be good.
Boost duration, 5 seconds, boost cooldown, 15, 70 kilometers an hour with the boost.
Dude, imagine the boost allowing you to boost back from a bush shot.
I like the way they don't show the armor on this one.
We're not going to show the armor.
No one's interested in the armor.
Okay.
Okay. If you haven't played for 60 days, special package login to get your shenanigans. Welcome
back to the battlefield. Okay. So if I would fully charge for 800, fire early for 400.
Look how it's accuracy increases for that final second or two.
normal god look at that reticle lol lol dude that's a mouse look how big that
reticle is you can cancel it as well if you want to
dude the accuracy change does if you fire like if you cancel it and the damage
is ticking, it's not until the damage goes to 500 until you get the accuracy back.
Interesting, it's trying to show you the difference in the reticle size if it wasn't obvious enough.
mode. Look at the boost backwards, guys. Actually, look at the boost backwards. 50
backwards? It's like an EBR backwards there with the boost. That'll be so good.
Look at the boost backwards. That's mental.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go.
Boost doesn't really allow you to go that crazy up a slope.
But on the other hand, down a slope, it'd be pretty mental.
Hmm, interesting guys.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Okay, initial impression.
None of them look insane.
Honestly, none of them look insane.
I think the executor will put some pressure on the leopard.
I don't think it'll put pressure on the...
What the hell is it even called?
Chacal.
I don't think it'll put too much pressure on the Chacal.
I think the Foutir...
Is that how I was meant to say it? I can't remember. Come on Google Translate lady, help me again, I've got to get it right.
footer I think it was footer was it not footer footer footer footer footer footer
I think the footer is going to
I just I just don't see it being that crazy I think it'll be solid
it kind of to me looks a bit like a t-125 at high tier but I think its base dpm is not that good
I think it'll be all right. I think the gorilla will have a lot of flexibility
but I don't look at it as being a meta because of the armor. I think that armor
issues will be a little bit a little bit tricky for it. They look good, they
don't look ridiculous. It's what I'm trying to suggest. I got my first mark of
excellence in this tank. I could have done more. Well played to this one to one
for getting me there. It was a good kill. Alright guys, I think it's time to go my main account.
Let's have one more go in the 113.
What's up, Connager?
Cycle 2000 kilometers. GG, dude. GG.
Welcome!
I'm pretty sure you've already got the welcome back gifts.
Homicidalson.
Dude, subs, love it.
Sick to get.
Thank you very much to you for continuing to sub.
Jeffrey Croxigormand, subbing for 88 months.
Thank you Croxigormand.
Sammy boy and war stinker. Thank you all very much my friends. I appreciate you.
Dude, why am I here?
That's awesome. You're a ninth of the way there, dude.
Are your knees hurting yet?
Roloni has 6 degrees of gun depression.
Yeah.
Fuck.
You can get one QB commander from the drops.
I use bounty equipment on my main account, but I'm on my free to play bounty equipment is expensive for free to play
Yeah, good luck Connager
Oh, yeah!
113's rocking.
only streaming on Twitch not YouTube? Yeah.
Here we tank, it's pretty good thank you.
Drops today are the same as yesterday, but there will be a new drop tomorrow as well.
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I have to go over there now.
My house, bitch.
Fuck off.
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Dude, why is the wall screwing me so hard there?
Did you see that?
Oh, this game could be massive if I can just get some help.
Please help me.
It's just me and two arty's and friends versus the world right now.
Why we got a full health action tent just pissing off into the sunlight?
There are one shots of me aren't they?
The gorilla can help the mouse and since you're an action tank, kill those guys if you might be able to do this.
Come on, gorilla, shut down that Ashigara, please.
Somebody's on my left, I can hear them.
oh you complete cock weasel honestly I realized that he's probably got friends
I can't do anything about it fuck dude just threw this game there I think the
Minotaur would have killed me anyway bastard T-144 oh I had a bait I had
heat loaded instead of AP. I'm pretty pissed off about that, honestly I'm not
gonna lie. At least he dies for it. I don't see my team winning this one. Oh my
god, Arte just killed the char, maybe they do. He's called I will returns.
Ahhhh. Yeah, I couldn't overmatch the side of his tank. 7,600 combined, I'm
going to lose most likely. Holy shit, Grilla just made a massive play. Dude, the action
tends to just take your time. Good, one more. Easy, just take your time. Wow, we're going
to win guys, let's go. Every single shot that I put in this game really counts it. Grilla
has actually done some tremendous work though. Tremendous work. Oh this is a big moment.
Griller should be chilling right now and waiting for the action tend to come. He doesn't believe
in chill. He believes in ending it. You know what? Fair play. Wow! 12 kills between the
last three tanks alive. My bad, shooting the heat against that E4. I kind of rushed it.
Nice first class, lovely. Try harder next time dude, only 7000 damage. Action 10, went
in for the arty. That gorilla came alive at the end of the game, let me tell you. Alright.
I think that's enough free to play. I'm happy with that session free to play. 25 games,
60% wins and 3,000 under combined. It's a good free to play session. That would have
got me loads of experience, loads of XP, even made profit as well. I think that's enough
That was a good run.
Nice bit of stage progress.
Savage.
Okay. 69 more stages in 47 days.
We'll get there.
All right, cool. That was free to play. Let's go on the main account now
I'm gonna do on the main account
Probably do a little bit more
Preparation a
Little bit more prep
How do you make your session stats look like that?
Just use the cogwheel and customised it.
You rammed a heavy tank for a thousand in the E50?
Yeah, surprise, the E50 weighs 65 tons.
Or is it 60 tons?
One of the two.
If you do it in an E50M, it actually has a field mod that increases the ramming damage
further and reduces the ramy damage you receive as well. Prep for new onslaught season?
Well, now I'm prepping for three marking. Prep in for three marking.
Prep in for three marking, man.
Prep in for three marking!
Then, uh, Mark's, Estik K2, what am I up to, 78%, still got to do a good chunk more.
was that up to in the ambassador probably about 86? Yeah, still got about 4% more to do I'd say.
Let's go.
All right then guys, I'm taking the premium make you hit of the pigs.
I go south. So you're planning on playing those tanks after the patch? Yeah, I'll get
them all up to about 90% marks and then I'll play them in their buff forms and find out
what they're like.
Is that more on modern warfare?
First time chatter, hello.
You want to play your arty, dude?
Wow, that guy just wants to game, I guess.
Nah, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Wow! I...
UGH!
Now that was a thing for beauty.
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what is that
I think the enemies are winning the north, which is not good.
I think K.R.1 is, uh, winning the War of Annoying Man.
Oh, I hate you so much right now, my dude.
Oh, I really just despise what happened there.
I guess I just...
Wow, they had such clean shots into my lower plate there.
It's insane.
Oh, no, dude.
Oh, no, dude.
That one's not doing anything wrong.
He's just playing a position as well, you know.
Get your fat ass out of the way, love.
Jesus, you're so annoying.
No.
Thank goodness.
I care what literally is just giving them a hold down position now.
He was genuinely more useful to the enemy team than to us.
What a shot.
Oh, we got this.
We can still do this.
Oh, for some reason I was looking for the overmatch and then Tweedledum there and his
K.R.1 was still blocking the overmatch angle. What a shame.
Well, I'm gonna win, but it's a marksful.
Not what I wanted.
That K.R.1 platoon again, more useful to the enemy team than to me there.
But you know what? His position was legit, I guess, for him.
Definitely absolutely utterly wasn't legit for me.
Anticorps just rammed to K-1 for 600. Make that 700.
I think this map is far easier from the other side's perspective.
Yeah, I told you, literally more useful to the enemy team.
Players like this are so bad that they don't actually realize that they're screwing other
people over with the way that they play. The side-scraping there was just...
and then to die in that position to give them all a hold down to stop us from being able to
engage as they went through.
It's up to Stepped Eye Brown to see a new subject run, thanks mate.
It's up to Stavdai Brown, you think 38% is hard to get?
Not hard to be platoon with another player who's a natural 44 when ratio is
multiplying from that perspective.
I always like to push here, but...
So let's go.
That's a scary tank to have in the side here.
No lie.
Okay.
And that thing's turret is awful against gold.
There was a thing of beauty on tracks hit.
Watch your head drive and analyze us. Smash your shots.
Need your help.
Come to papa. Target cancelled. The wise move.
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I can't believe that Ares, who bless him came in to try and help me, just didn't
find any angles at all. I thought maybe he would have gone like over here or like up
here or something but he just literally went and sat completely out in the open.
I can't even say... oh yeah, two failures back then.
It's not the game that I wanted to have in all honesty.
Two marks falls at the start.
Feels bad.
38% wins in high damage or low damage too.
You can still get zero skill crew members occasionally, DJ Penguin, either through expensive bundles
or alternatively like you can get one or two from a battle pass or something.
Sometimes.
That was a mockfall.
Yeah, I need 5,000 for a three mock.
What would the Quackypabs do?
Get your fat turret out of the way, love.
Oh, God.
Can't pen that at all.
Wow.
Might as well start the reload on this thing.
Amex is a considerate tank that can drive around instead of through, nice guy.
So he caught it, it is, thank you.
So more stinker cease ami boy.
Hire.
Disturb die brow.
New suburb prime and shoot, shoot.
Thanks to me, new suburb prime as well.
Shoot, shoot.
What did they do to the cannon, but it just ran away?
I gotta take a risk here, I guess.
I already need some tracking here in all honesty.
Nice guy, 800 tracking there, lovely.
I guess I drive for the can opener.
I should have the meat to be able to get to the can opener.
He'll be up in the corner.
Dude, I'm willing to sacrifice my entire tank just to be able to get a little hit.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Alright.
7500 combined.
Can you believe they're buffing this tank to 450 alpha?
Crazy.
the hell's my tank doing noise wise? Clonk! Clonk!
You won't be doing 80 as average lego tank destroyer. As far as I'm aware shell tuning
even if you're using like fence and premium consumable is still only doing about 2%. So
So your average alpha will be 816 not 880.
You can see what your average alpha is with shell tuning in the garage, just mouse over
it.
Yeah, probably a little bit of luck.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
All right, let's get back in the SDK 2.
What's up, T-13 Joy?
Good afternoon QB and chat. Why does the gorilla only get 7 degrees gun depression? What pain?
7 is better than 6.
They could really sit like a T30.
They could.
I can't believe I couldn't overwhelm those Ares.
2000 damage to that one.
My Ares came in, went home very quickly.
Anyway, nice marks climbed there in the embattable.
I'm just going to do some serious work needed by me.
Do I go turbo here or do I go durability?
I think I go turbo.
I'm going to just take the premium shit anyway.
Oh no, I don't need to nor do that one, but try harding harding.
I'm going to lose loads of credits anyway by spamming the amount of gold that I'm spamming.
Save a little in the tank.
When do they release the new tanks?
Wednesday as far as I'm aware.
On EU. Probably Tuesday on NA. Maybe Monday on Asia.
There's the stream's normal. No, but I'm putting the extra time in so you have more time to
get QB Commanders. Plus I'm not streaming on Saturday or Sunday. I'm having a couple
days off to myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's a tiny chance I might do a Sunday
stream but most likely not. I'm gonna give you guys all about 30 hours to get
your drop. If you don't make it well then that's your fault not mine.
Nothing here. I mean disbelief. I took a turbo for nothing apparently.
That's actually insane.
I'm so looking forward to farming the living daylights of everyone up here, but what do
I do now then?
Do I push?
I'm going to be so tilted if I catch one here.
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I think it should stop pushing into me ST2, it would make me very happy.
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I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm gonna shot there, no balls.
I waited for as long as I can for the gun to cool down to half a minute.
Just do chill out.
If someone's doing that Kapola-Kapola snipe, turn your tank sideways and go left and right
and they honestly panic.
Great game.
got that. GG. I'm really happy with how I made that push plane float into that one, GG.
Let's keep pumping, I need these combines.
8,000, 8,300 combined, 13 shots, 13 hits, 12 pins. It's like I hit the other dude. These
guys know balls. Look at you, you're a very good player, but you have no balls. You need
to push. You can't give up the high ground. Losers can put the back of the map and get
farmed. 7k enough for a 3 mark. Oh yeah that's almost a 50% climb.
Um, do I push or not?
Do I go fight the heavies or the meds?
I'm going to go fight the meds, honestly.
Time to keep ourselves amused and our enemies confused.
Let's make our way through the midst of what we can do.
Once again T-30Joy, thank you so much for the cheer.
Hmm, that's an early spot.
Oh, please dunk him.
I have a zero idea where the AMXM454 is in the Hawken Keffler, but you think they're
in the back in the corner.
Already bashed up.
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I can't believe they're buffing this tank.
Take 8500 combined.
Although to be fair, 900 of that was tracking, so we'd have to take 900 of that away from
a Mark's perspective.
If I can get this tank to 90% I'll easily be able to 3 market next patch.
Gotta keep the train going guys.
81, so I need to do 3.5% more on the imbatable.
need to do eight and a half percent more on the SDK2 and then I'll be fully prepped for next patch.
It's meant to be a balancing mechanic around having a high-alpha very flexible gun.
Next patch they're taking the brakes off a little bit with it.
I think the cummerbatch voice acting is good.
What's up Kiyaa, enjoy it.
I think I'm going to come about to do a really good job with the voice acting.
I rate his work quite highly.
Sorry dude.
They're backing off so I'm going to go in I think.
Oh.
Ah yeah yeah yeah.
Blackrock on the back, but...
Come on, E100, you're totally safe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, Germans.
Oh, wow, that's a no-ro.
Welcome!
30 APCR should easily be able to handle that. Wow, there's a DBV there. Oh no. That's
incredibly unlucky. What did he do to me dude? Oh hacker! Alright, DBB is running so I can
go in on the inside again now. This game's done so I've just got to farm and pray they
suck
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I don't know what I could have done.
I felt like I played about as cheeky as I could.
Was it really BobbieDoo and the Blackrock?
You donkey. Why are you signing up at the same time as being the same tier and type of tank?
Silly BobbieDoo.
Only 1.5, eh? It's still got 8.5% to go.
I'm just trying my tank. Trying a different server.
I'm going to drop the durability ticket so I have a bit more mobility.
In fact, I might go hell. I know it might look a little weird, but I might make those
work.
the farm is real what's up a colonin good to see you we miss you in maneuvers you would
have been the 80th free tank you'll have to make it in November you don't have a choice
a colonin you don't have a choice you have to take the time off it's that simple top
Cromkits see.
I don't know whether this was the right way to come up on here with this tank.
Maybe it's just been sniping in the mid.
Dude, I don't understand how you can see that area there.
Oh no, there's a leopard up there.
They don't have presence in the middle so I might be able to actually just work this
high ground here.
I can't go too far otherwise the leopard will get me.
I need to mark where I think the leopard is so I get an idea of where his marker is.
Just to have far off I can go.
Wow, they're pushing, they're pushing.
one in the middle of a shoot
anyone in the middle of a shoot
now that must be the thing for the music
that must be the thing for the music
that must be the thing for the music
I don't understand how no one on my team just absolutely farmed those guys.
Also thank you so much to all of you for committing to get rid of the T-83 when he was in the
open.
I felt like I fought valiantly, what are you gonna do?
Alright guys, I haven't taken a break in over two hours, great time to take a break.
I'll be back shortly.
I'll leave you in the hands of my Type 68.
I'll be back in a sec.
Thank you.
Come back to the time.
So sad that I got blunt rushed on that hill.
I should have been in the mid.
It's a high-abolical team, dude. Good god.
God, imagine being this Kami behind me. Congrats on your two shots, mate.
Didn't do jack shit for me.
Get bumrushed by this bozo and this bozo.
I got a sandwich.
They're an arty game, should play, good batch out, sandwich a clock boys and girls, ah what
What a horrible map for R.C., dude.
You're really good, huh?
That's why I'm here.
Come back any time.
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
Reminding me that I never said good with you in a twinkie-man.
Oh well, what are you going to do?
I think I got a pretty good shot on that RHM.
The position up here is amazing, especially in a game where there's six heavies.
I really expected that maybe some more of the big boy TDs would go down there.
Oh well, looks like the battle should be a win.
Perfect time for an arty- uh, arty-san.
What?
How do we get to play again?
Let's get back in the SDK 2.
You trying to make up for that?
Crocker, rocker, upset.
Hmm.
We need to get this bad boy up to 90%.
I haven't got that many more days.
ship. I think I've only got today, tomorrow and Monday. And then that'll be probably my
last stream before the patch. Crazy.
Let me actually just do a quick check on them.
How many days am I playing?
Yeah, I've only got Monday.
I've only got to tomorrow on Monday.
Anyone for tea?
Wow.
What are they working?
To be fair, I feel like I've been playing fairly consistently in this vehicle and the
in battle so long as I can just keep it up.
Something I said good to see.
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How is there a bat chat here?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
God damn it!
Watching those filthy, beckin cowards behind as well.
Just camping up here instead of permitting.
Where'd the bat chat come from?
Like seriously, where the hell did that bat chat come from?
shit.
I don't even know where the bad chat came from. Look, it's just
an EBR in the dip, innocent, nothing. I'm aiming at the
jackal. I should have fired earlier my bad.
Suddenly, there's a T803 who's made it into the dip as well. I
don't even know how he must have just driven straight and my
none of my lights managed to get any spots.
And then suddenly T57 heavy decides to yeet in as well into
two tier 11s in a dip.
Nobody dunks the T-57 heavy on the way in by the looks of it. Nobody.
And then look, a bat-shot just yoloed through the middle of the map. He appears here.
So he must have just yoloed through the middle of the map. Oh, curses.
Curses.
And then I got these two, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee back here playing Snipey Snipey
and an EBR up north, absolute fecking moron.
Well that's unfortunate.
Oh now they're pushing!
Oh now we push!
Oh now we push!
Bastards, honestly.
It's an aggressive play, but I do feel like getting forwards in that situation is...
It looked like it was the right thing to do at the time.
That's all you can do.
You won the batch at 15558, going easy.
That's a step in the wrong direction.
I'm going to need the med kit for the RT here.
I'm going south, could be tricky this map as well.
Let's see what we can do indeed.
Where's the hacker going to snipe, noob?
Usually it's the team that gets forwards.
that wins this position. No, no, no, what am I doing right now?
I wish I was full width.
What's just allows you to make some progress in place.
I don't think he'll be able to get my turret there.
hmm
I wish I was forwards right about now. I've found so many angles of people along the inside
You can't get 70% wins solo in certain vehicles if you're an incredible player playing at the
top of your game.
The FB405 I'm not so sure.
You'd have to be an outrageous FB405 player to make that work.
The main thing is it's hard to know whether somebody's been platooning or if it's solo.
It's easy to gain F4 or 5 win ratio to 70% of your platooning with good players.
Those guys just drove in there like it was free. That's crazy.
Oh, of course, Quacky Babs however has to pay the 700 tax to an unspotted WZO.
I know you're spotted.
Man, we just became artillery target number one here now.
Oh, I hate it. At least I'm close, so they can't control the engagement.
Last thing you want in an auto loader is to be shooting it so down that basically you
can't...patch.
Wow.
What is that shot by the way? Just overmatch the top of my turret.
I'm pissed. I'm so pissed this game. I'm so pissed. I'm so pissed right now. Just get
stuck here with these bonkers ass hold down bitch tanks honestly on this map
anyway whatever we're gonna have a couple of bad games but maybe we can get back
I've got a hurried from gal.
This leopard is locking me in.
I cry every time.
This game really kicked my ass.
Faster games really kicked my ass than I want to say.
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Travis is going to get me.
Every time he blindfires though there's a chance Maelzader can chip his hit points.
They're all trying to blindfire me.
They're all literally trying to blind fire me now.
Which is what they should be doing.
I was a bit of a dirty camper this game, but overall.
I wish I had just a few more hit points.
Oh, did he spot me?
Oh god.
At least my death shows where the Griller is.
Well it's not a great game, but you know what, at least I fell back and gave my team a chance
to win this one. I don't watch the rest of it honestly. Let's get back in the STK 2.
Go just be confident, just keep playing my game, all I can do.
On this map all I can really do is just go hunt the hull down position but my weak point
will be exposed.
I'm checking.
How did I get spotted?
All I can imagine is there's someone in the bush back there.
That's the only way, has to be.
Why is there a full health rush kept around there?
I've got so many people in the field, yet none of them want a bloody play.
I'm still on that night, all to leave the mark, we'll be back in a few short minutes.
A tank without a gun is a much use, is it? Quite a shell shooter, aren't you?
Hold on, where the hell did my team go?
God's sake.
I clicked there by the way and I even heard the shell fire and I didn't get the extra
500 at the end.
What in the heck's name happened to this bunch of donkeys?
I have no idea.
I think some of them even died in the corner.
This guy should have just gone there and then bingity bangity bong.
Hush Keffer was literally sitting here completely out in the open for the corner.
Where the hell did my man's core go?
He was over there as well and he just pissed off!
They didn't even handle the Borkin Keffer.
Oh, so sad.
I was robbed this game.
I think their Borkin' Kaffir just absolutely dumped on my light, so I looked for it.
lost this game hands down by not assisting the push oh hit a bit of a rough
streak a bit of a rough streak
got a draw in this imbatable game looks like my hacker didn't want to try it
Looks like the hacker tried to play and then the griller dealt with him.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I had to sweat for my 2k.
I hate this match up in map for this tank, I'm not even sure where to go really.
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Oh, I'm not that tree wrong.
My two cow ones are almost certainly going to win the West.
I think NA's got better players than the EU.
Don't get me wrong, there are some players on NA who are just as good as any players
on a U, but all in all the NA server is way easier than the EU server. Way easier. Significantly.
I don't understand what's going on in chat but it's really boring to read, can we just
drop it already?
It's very possible to get 70% win rate in a any tier 10 tank solo, it's possible and
And it's easy if you platoon.
End of story.
Should have had that luck with my dad.
Jesus, I lost 700 hit points for that last shot, that wasn't clever, was it?
What's up, Catty? I didn't say thank you to you for continuing to serve. Thank you so
much.
Double complex twitch as well, thank you for a why am I so late to this party?
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Dude, can you please, please just get out of my way for a second, thank you.
No, don't fuck up, honestly, I'm not done with you, I'm done being nice.
Actually, push me up for no reason whatsoever.
There you go, go on, go ahead.
shot by me on that first on that flashing light.
I guess we go for some ram.
600!
Bro, I rammed a breaker for 600!
I've been doing something wrong in this vehicle.
That was a four-way ram, or at least I saw the game devolving, lost the Siegfried line
game, ended up number one on damage because of that ram at the end.
The Siegfried line game was so depressing, what was this man to call doing?
All you had to do was just get into the bloody corner.
They let these TDs do whatever the hell they wanted. It makes no sense
How do they let this hush kefir just chill in the corner and the bork and kefir did whatever the hell he wanted as well
It makes no sense dude
Yeah, tough last 45 minutes for this tank these tanks I should say
Well, we have to take the corner.
Take the free med kit for the pig.
Come back any time.
Those little tanks of yours are so funny.
What could be up here? T803, FDV, E5, Pan. That's about it. E3 on the inside. I have to be over there and Pan at the back.
I don't think there's going to be anything up here. What could possibly be up here anymore? E5, that's it. E5 at the back.
I might as well turn and go and take the shortcut I think.
Dude, it's gonna go up more than smoke, bro.
Also, one of the first games I haven't used the experimental durability and it's hilarious
that my Amoractus went.
See why I'm taking a larger repair kit sometimes on this vehicle now.
I can actually overmatch this guy's side armor.
I can actually overmatch this guy around this side.
I should have the same rate of fire as him when he's stunned actually.
Artie just did 600 damage to me.
Shit!
XD.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm so fed up with these rough run of games I'm having right now, man.
Can't get any momentum in this bad boy and this bad boy.
tracking someone they got three thousand combines so far this game
ended up really saving holy crap 58 hit points and look what I got for it oh
let's go dude Wow huge ends up getting 7k combined there if you take away the
thousand spotting I think well that was tense and needed that it's having a
shitty run of games do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. 5,000. I really needed that, actually. Yeah,
I was dropping. It's actually stagnating on my marks. Where? Equilibrium Mind, how you
doing? Thank you so much to you for another five gifted subs. Ridiculous. Thank you very
much equilibrium mind body five yesterday i believe as well thank you so much to
you equilibrium mind don't deserve it but very much appreciate it thanks for
supporting my terrible content sir thank you equilibrium mind and also xander
tarrington thank you so much to you for being a new supercrime as well
how many five times i got left i don't i don't really care honestly but
yeah i'll be chewing through them right now
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to keep us as a host of the enemies,
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Oh, I really don't have to share this position with an Ares. It's just perfect for me. It's
awful for a T-62. It's pretty good for an Ares.
up
okay
oh if the areas wasn't there right now i could just drive up i just drive up
I don't understand how the enemy are playing this.
That's all I can say is that I don't understand how the enemy are playing this.
Dude.
it's like they're all just throwing their lives away for no reason
nobody even went around here? ah this is just diabolical
Oh, it's completely diabolical.
I have to be aggressive.
That's the only chance I have right now.
I have to be like...
That was a thing of beauty.
I know it looks beckin' weird.
Don't wax it.
Dispatched by combatant.
Just try and spot the TDs at the back.
You have felt good, dude.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Oh.
This is gonna be fun.
Whoops.
There's not to rush with this one.
He's like, you can't mark that.
Only a Hirschkeffer has hit points right now.
What do you think the Hirschkeffer is? I found him. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's not mine. He's not mine.
He's not my spot. Oh, bastard EBR doing his job. Wee. Wee. Wee.
I hate marks, honestly, marking is an absolute bang of dicks game, you're not even thinking
about winning, you're just thinking about being in competition with your allies as
well.
I was a little late on the draw there, I could have easily been a little bit more cheeky.
At least I got 1500 assistants on the Centurion.
You hate it but you almost do every other stream these days?
It's only because I'm getting these vehicles into a position so I can 3 mark 3 of them.
I'm going to do the Contriver, the Embattable, and the STK2.
All on patch day, I hope.
Dude, I'm thinking about turbo and guh...
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the state of the
What I'm about to do is quite risky, but, eff it.
Oh, you're a complete twant for spotting there so deep so early.
Disgusting.
Nah, I can't do it.
I can't.
I gotta hang here.
Sucks.
Absolute balls.
Cren-bond going into that position at the start of the game as well.
Where's my team at?
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What the hell, dude?
Do you?
That's a really good HE pen.
SLRHM supertester against an AFK T100LT, what are you going to do?
Alright, every shot is a little mini-victory in a game like this.
Oh, gosh.
I cannot honestly believe he loops that over the ridge line.
It's the right play for me to go and poke him.
What are you gonna do?
Well, that game was cursed with a capital C.
What are you gonna do?
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Brruto!
interesting map
,
That's a huge tarot.
Often the first person unsported to the windmill can get a disgusting ambush mangle.
That's what my plan is. I'm hoping that somebody trundles up.
I'm gonna look for fences.
Trees just fell there. There we go.
Make a surprise
Wow take that wall
Beautiful mag there
I can't poke out there anymore.
Some guys will go back and flank around now.
Let these guys have the high ground.
Oh, hello.
Sorry, dude.
Thank you.
I'm a bit worried if I go down.
I'm just going to get all invited in basketball right now, I think I should live for the mouse
star, I guess.
Right.
Bro, it's type 71, it's just rolling me right now.
Yeah, it should be safe.
Am I dead?
I cannot honestly believe I got spotted there.
That was such an insane spot.
Wish I had the aiming device now. Oh, holy shit. I wish I had the aiming device right now.
That's a piece of play.
Something's damaged.
Welcome!
I think it might go up like this towards the hill now.
I'm worried that people are going to cap.
I don't think they'll be looking over the hill.
Maybe they will.
I'm going to take the risk.
Oh, I'm dead.
Hopefully he's giving me some kind of spotting or some kind of big assistance.
No.
I just saw a cat happening and I thought I had to try and progress and I really didn't
think that they were looking for the hill.
In retrospect it looks like funnily enough the safer way was up here.
At the time you know the imbatable was looking here and having a gander and I thought like
I could slinky in here and then go around.
Sup, Narshadow, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I must suck, dude.
Hmm, I'm disappointed with my result.
I'm also very disappointed I didn't get a single shot in with those final few hit points.
The update is until Wednesday for EU server.
Can it give you commander if you switch to any tank?
Yeah, if you want to have the voice acting you need to make sure he's a commander in the tank.
Oh, this SDK 2 game was ruined.
And...
Ehhhhh.
So unfair.
Can you believe I finished second on damage even with that horror start?
Do I think the 430 will outperform the 114 on slot?
430 already outperforms the 114 on slot for me.
We'll see what happens.
I don't even know what they're doing to the 430 Unix patch, what are they doing to it?
You can take the med kit, you're low. Hopefully the dravots don't.
Just the armour. Armour doesn't inject shit, stabilisation doesn't inject shit as well
because when you use the ability on the 430 it already has perfect gun handling. So that's
Nothing buff to the 430U. I mean inside onslaught inside the random queue. It's big
Don't get me wrong random QP onslaught useless pretty much
So what are you gonna do?
Let's try lovely very welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Slick bag as well. Thank you for continuing so
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I'm moving to support your position.
Roger.
Some states are ready, I'm doing good. Hope you are too.
I can't believe I'm proxy spotting their only light anchor over here, absolutely noob.
Well, there's only so much you can do when a Tess axe just crops a spot in you here.
Come back any time.
Now the arty's joining their time with wasting his.
and painted Tessac, just proxy spot should never have happened.
I realize they have a gorilla, but holy shit.
What is that?
Oh my god, I didn't think about the double arty.
Oh no!
Batch out, 15550H is pre-aimed on me the whole time.
How does an M60 turret hold up to 330 APCR? It's mental!
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I just went from 93 to 88 in your IS-7, have you not played it in a very long time?
the micro-commons went up compared to what they were for you.
Grammar Act twice is impossible, you didn't go from 93 to 88, you can only go down 1% a game.
So you're speaking out of your backside. Unless you went one or two games?
Oh sorry, no you went, you did a bunch of games, did you?
Okay, yeah, sorry to hear that.
Dropping five percent's brutal, mate.
Sorry to hear that.
And a rax happened, I guess.
So what about...
Nice shot, clean aim, let's go.
Five bad games in a row, minus one.
Oh, that sucks.
What I might recommend is that you take a step away
from it for a day and then come back,
like when you're not thinking about it anymore, honestly.
If you drop that many percentage, then usually it's you making Mr.
I'm not saying it wasn't your fault with the Amorax and whatnot,
but if I ever drop that many percent, I'm usually stepping away from it
because it's usually me making misjudgments as well.
C'mon, I've got another marksball coming right up.
Why is it so hard right now?
Not getting any of my clean results.
Probably can shot our droppings down.
I need to talk about the new tier 11s. They look okay. I might do a full YouTube video
on it tomorrow.
Ooh, something Nordic Noob could see you.
Feels like I'm the last one on the EU server, but I finally got a Black Rock.
Hey!
Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Congratulations to you Nordic Noob on your Black Rock. You must feel
like an absolute hero to have that prestigious tank well done my dude well
done whoa hold on just one second looks like I hit some blind shots yeah I hit
the back chat twice guys I hit the back chat twice blind let's go nice thousand
free damage there thank you so much to you Nordic noob congratulations on your
black rock you know what I don't think he'll the last one on the server we can
we can go and kind of take a look if I was to take a look up how many black rocks
there are on the server. You're definitely not the last one mate. Congratulations.
GG, well earned, good luck and don't judge the tank until you've got it fully
upgraded with the doubles. My recommendation to you is to make sure you
just use that eight degrees of gun depression and try to go hold down as
much as you can mate. It's the only way and then to be confident with your
doubles. Also, it's kind of like a snowball tank. If you're not aggressive, it's, uh...
Should I go high and then shoot down on people here?
If they push, I can do some disgusting work up there.
You play too aggressively, do you, Noddyknoob?
There's a confidence in aggression.
Also, aggressive players...
can always turn down their aggression.
Oh, you...
Nice shot, well played.
I should have been using new positions.
Does he have the angle there then?
Wonder who's spotting me there.
I don't understand.
Is it the TO-23?
I don't think it can be.
get rid of the T-30 on the high I can then probably go above these guys
What's... bro I do not like this position right now.
That's not the healthy one, I wanted the healthy one.
I'll piss off, I do not like this position at all, like it's incredibly good.
I'll... no, come on, okay calm down, calm down, whoa, calm down.
get a little bit in here at the end of the game. It's a really good opportunity.
Oh I can't believe this guy's got into another hold down position over there.
Oh it's T-83's got me on lock down as well.
Ah blasted.
I know it.
Change the angle on him.
Wow, I'm losing two-thirds of a percent here.
Depressing.
Wow, okay, I did not like that high ground position actually too many freaky angles
That was weird
I don't sheminates a storm crow I
Should get some pole tanks loaded soon boys and girls
Well, my mark's progress today hasn't been very good, has it?
I had much better sessions the other couple of days, so that hasn't been so cool.
This map has been showing up a little bit too much for my liking.
Where has Live Oaks been?
You know what I mean?
Like where the hell is Live Oaks?
Where the hell is Westfield?
Where is Lakeville?
So many good opportunities for hold-down maps, I've just not been getting them.
I'm not even at the second mark of a moment.
I'm close.
I'm trying to get it to 90% before the patch.
Yeah, Berlin even Berlin would be okay.
Do you think Wargaming will turn back their decision to give new players tier 10s?
Well they can't take the tier 10s they've already given them away.
Will they not give tier 10s in the future?
Who knows maybe.
Honestly, I think it's better for the game if we have a shitload of people playing it
than if we don't.
So I understand that having a load of tier 10s with mediocre players can be frustrating
for people.
But what I will say is I'd rather have a load of people playing still.
I want to murder that T803.
got far too many of my hit points. Good marksmanship.
This guy doesn't have a durability so I might just track him for the extra assistance here.
Why is my team not shooting him when he was tracked?
I ended up just losing
another 500 hit points because they didn't poke him when he was tracked.
I might be done mentally in this tank today, honestly.
I guess Sam's by a T8er, sorry, an FV215V183 at the back.
My team didn't do anything for my trability, sorry for my tracking.
Yeah, I think I might just do pole tanks now, honestly.
Why is this 54 not flanking him?
Can you hurry up and flank him please?
I've got a bad feeling we're about to see just how low IQ my team is.
That's nice play by the KV-1, so I KR-1 to push him back.
So sad, with this two last two results, I don't understand how they could be messing
this up so bad honestly. They're almost losing a 3v1. That T803 is clearly a very good player.
They are losing a 3v1. How can the KL1 be so bad at World of Tanks? It doesn't even make...
They are losing a 3v1.
How can you be so bad at World of Tanks?
It might be one of the worst things I've seen all year.
Oh my, they are.
They are actually managing to lose a 3v1.
Dude just drive alongside him and kill him.
Stop aiming for his weak point and don't take sound detection.
Holy shit dude.
I think you can see why they didn't shoot the tracks of that IS-7 when I tracked him now.
But you know what, respect to the T-803 for being alive in that situation, just unreal, like actual unreal.
Unreal potato team.
That was honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen in World of Tanks.
Watching the KL-1 facehug him and just spam help.
To be fair, he is called Paul Parter.
Well, mate, your idea of a cool parter is having slightly too much to drink, pissing,
crapping yourself, and then everyone leaving.
That was disgusting, honestly.
But what plays the T823 almost played perfectly?
Do you think these are actual people?
Oh, for sure they're actual people.
just they're really stupid. I mean, the KL one did a good job of pushing him out.
He played way better than his 52% suggests. Almost as far as to say it wasn't actually him
playing on the account, but maybe he's just been playing really well recently. Looks like he's
starting to play better than his win ratio suggests. Interesting. It's really interesting
when you see somebody who has this and then they're pumping like 5.8 dpgs or combines.
Maybe they just played a lot when they were awful. But talk about awful. This KR1 amazing.
Dude, 53%er and you can allow them to face argue. Too fair those 54s. Bless. And the other 54 who
just left them I don't even understand. That was mental. But yeah, I know when it's time
to call it quits, and I'm not making any progress. It wasn't a bad session, but it kind of was
actually all in all. I actually fell marks today on this tank. I can even do 4,700 combined.
4,600 combined. It's not a good sign for me. That's the first real hit to my momentum I've had.
Huh
I don't I just I really don't know what happened the last like hour
It was just really tough really tough. I even tried I was trying really hard
Ever since
Ever since Prokhorovka, it's just really hard the last hour
for that I was slamming look pump pump pump and then the last hour I've just stagnated
I mean I had some okay like an okay around here and okay around here but it's just tough
Paris was just a one-sided shitfest Malinovka they camp here and we camp
Yeah. Ruhmberg, my light tank was AFK. Cliff, I literally bumrushed to try and get as much
as I could out of it. Tough. Yeah, I only went up like 3%, 2.5% total. That was a tough
sesh. Cliffs are pretty good map, Serene Coast is a pretty good map, Fishman's Bay is not
a good map for either of the two tanks, Siegfried Line's an awful map. Yeah, just didn't work
out for me. Which is unusual because I was absolutely climbing my pants off. Straight
up. And then literally just plateaued an hour ago. If you factor in, that's my one day and
my three-day, my three-day average, if you include that, three-day average was 5,000,
5,000 damage a game in 6K combined. If you exclude the one-day average in that games,
I need to do more than that. Tough matchmaker.
to keep going in the imbatable. My DPG's in the imbatable have been good. Now, look at
my win ratio though. How dare any assistance in the imbatable? Just pure damage. There's
a consistency in pure damage, isn't there? We'll get there, we'll get there, we'll get
there. I was averaging 4000 WNX yesterday. SDK2 screwed me. There. It was tough. I was
just putting in one shot less per game on average. Look at the difference in that, 3300
W and X with a 5k and 2600, so every shot is like an extra huge amount. Just one more
shot. We'll get there. Tough sesh. Okay, let's do some pole tanks, guys. I think it's pole
tanks o'clock. Give me a sec. Let me go warm up the pole website. I did it unlocked yesterday,
have to do lots today. We'll do 20 by 20 today.
All right guys, if you want to see some variety and you're bored of me playing
the same tanks again and again and again, I hear you.
Now's your opportunity to have a say in what I'm going to play.
Simply click the link that you see in the chat or alternatively click the pinned
message. When you've done that, you'll find yourself on the poll website, use the
filter system here to find a tank you're interested in, click it, prove you're not a robot and
send your vote. I will play your 20 most requested tanks and there'll be 20 random
tanks as well today that I play. Let's have a go in the 907. It helps when you don't have
VfK tanks on your team, sure.
It's tough.
What should we do?
We can go find the heavies, it could be rush south, both of the viable options.
Let's train these dogs.
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Oh, why could my team have not done anything or to be fair they did give me 3k.
Do you remember the day you made the PaulTanks website and what was the reason for it?
I didn't make the poll tanks website.
Michaelokbg made the poll tanks website.
Michaelokbg made the poll website.
The reason for it was because we had lots of people sparing tank requests.
And when people were spanking sparing tank requests, it was just awkward, right?
So instead of having people spam the tank they wanted me to play, we created democracy.
You know what? The combines ain't bad.
5,900 combined, it could be worse. I would have liked just one more shot on the 430.
If I didn't have to waste the shell on the area, so it'd be okay.
Well play to the 430U to not be stupid enough to come up and get shot in the ass.
I should have probably tracked him. If I tracked him I would have had it.
Well good luck to my team, I hope they win that one. They might not though,
honestly they'll disappoint me probably.
I should go ST62 version 2, I'm going to do pole tanks, make sure you're voting please.
No test I can the poles, it's a locked pole you can read at the top of the website it
tells you.
Come on guys, only a hundred votes, are you taking the mic? Hurry up!
Come on guys, go on the poll website and vote please. Seriously, what is this? Come on.
There's at least 4,000 of you actually watching. Please.
I'm not going to do here. Go south or go north.
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I'm going to just go for this pipe.
the patch at south, so it can already be a new 50m up there.
I can't track him, I might as well take the damage.
Couldn't stop him.
I might as well have taken the ramming damage there.
Well, E-50M lucked out, that's all there is to say.
What are you gonna do if the E-50M catches you?
My fuel tanks weren't damaged, it was an engine fire.
Wow, they sent two tier 10 heavies up here.
These two have to push. They've got both their tier 10 heavies up north so these guys need
to shove. Alrighty then everyone. I want 500 votes today, not being funny. I won't play
again until we've got 500 votes. So go vote on the poll website while I'm going to be
taking a quick break. When I come back, I'll play your 20 most requested tanks and 20 random
tanks. I'd also like to clarify that not only the most requested tanks get voted for today,
there will be random vehicles as well, so every tank that gets a vote can win. So please,
please go and vote. Remember the poll is white listed as well in the chat, so you can spam the
poll vote as much as you want. I'll be back. Please go vote. I need this number to get to 500.
Don't waste our time. Go, go, go, go, go, go, vote.
More votes, boys and girls.
We're about back a sec.
Come back at any time.
Right, let's go back.
Nearly 500 votes, come on.
Come on, guys.
That's a lot of shitty lotes.
Oh!
Some good tanks, though.
Like the look of the batch, yeah?
Come on, where's the 500 votes gamers? Come on gamers. I
Believe in you you can make it. I need 49 more people to vote. I said 500. We're doing 500 come on
The faster you go click on the poll website vote the faster I'll play
I'll show you how to do it again
Click the link you see in the chat use the filter system here to find a tank that you're interested in
click it
Proving on a robot and submit your vote
I need 48 more votes before I play again.
Whoa! Remember today, not only the most popular tanks get played,
because if you think about it, this is only 20 tanks. So what's the average vote here? Maybe six?
So this is only 120 votes. So there are another 350 votes that contribute to the random tanks
today. So go vote on what you want to see. What's up Rallyfuzz, good to see you in
Sarcastic, thank you. Come on, 20 more votes.
We won this game. E50M giving me that passing gift, it's actually 54% of. To be fair, the
IS-7 reference is Carrie, although I'm not sure you could contribute this to
being a carry that's for sure. Good God. Alright guys 5 more votes then I'm closing the poll.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and last chance, very last chance. If you want to steal your vote. And we're done.
Okay, cool, all right.
So now I'm going to add in random, random tanks.
So if any of you are here for the first time, you might not realize, but the random tanks
are based on how many votes each of the tanks got.
So for example, the Type 68 has two chances to win, while the Caliban has three.
So there's three more, there's three times higher chance that the Caliban appears than
the Emil 1, for example.
So let's add in the random tanks.
I'll be playing every single one of these vehicles as well.
Look at that, justice for the TBT.
Justice for the Coca Drill-O. Justice for the KP4 KTTS.
So many tanks that got four votes that just didn't make it because of, I guess,
alphabetical order or whatever actually came up.
So that's what's so beautiful about the poll.
It's a wonderful, wonderful website.
So I'm going to be playing all 40 of these vehicles that you see in front of you before
this dream is done today.
So let's go get started.
Looks like I'm starting at tier two.
Spoilers, if it takes me longer than a minute to queue, I'm going to not play the load
is. I'm not faffing for more than two minutes. What is this one? This is the FCM of 36, right?
Yeah, fine. I don't even know what this is. What is it? Just a little generic tier two,
probably with some armor. Probably have to spam gold.
How come T49 wasn't available? It says at the top of the poll website why the T49 wasn't available.
I've had a couple of chicken drumsticks just now.
And of course I had to play the Thor tax.
Had to pay the Thor tax.
You want to see what the Thor tax looks like?
This is what the Thor tax looks like.
Yeah.
There's my two chicken drumsticks.
And there's Tanya, who now has more chicken drumsticks.
He's like, where's my chicken tanks?
Where's my chicken tanks?
You have to pay the chicken tanks.
I don't even know where I'm going in this tank.
How much pen do I have?
That's all that matters.
54 and 38.
That's okay.
A dog has a cheese tax. Yes, I mean if I'm eating fish there's a fish tax. If I'm
eating cheese there's a cheese tax.
The tax must be paid.
Does anyone remember how this vehicle was released?
I think it was a premium in loot boxes, was it not?
To be fair, you could know absolutely nothing about the history of World of Tanks, and you
could just say, oh, it's probably a premium in loot boxes, and be right about half the
time these days.
Pretty metal way to go out, Amoract and on fire.
an AM Gendron doing here. I think I've already fired more regular rounds than I fired the
the entire day lol.
in my day you got shot four times it's low tier and you died. What a gun honestly
says Christian yeah until you look that I've only done freaking 400 damage. It
was a loot box tank thank you. Why are we seal clubbing? Because early they voted
for me to seal a club. It's not my fault.
If you're eating chocolate, well obviously don't give a dog chocolate.
No chocolate, no garlic, no grapes.
What else are dogs not allowed to eat?
Chocolate, garlic, grapes.
Onions as well.
Sure.
Cookdown's good point.
Oh, they got me.
Well, yeah, getting amoragt obviously a little bit crappy at my turn, that's like.
Chocolate isn't chocolate anymore.
Of course it is.
I buy 85% dark chocolate.
Alright, let's have a go in the K91 PT now.
allergic to anything. Nah, sometimes he gets a bit of like a red rash on his tummy when he
red rash on his tummy, sometimes from grass. I think that's only during the summer,
but it could be anything. It could be like some kind of pesticide on the grass or whatever.
It could be anything, couldn't it? Hard to say.
You buy 95% dark chocolate and you rub it over your body, okay?
You don't do the whole kibble thing, Thor is ONLY on kibble, and he looks like he is
absolutely slamming it on it.
not even meat treats for Thor.
What do you mean meat treats? Well like the chicken I just gave him.
Sometimes I'll give him like a
steak or
vegetables, chickens, that kind of stuff.
Nine times out of ten he's having his kibble dinner.
What? A very unusual tank this one. Is it available in the battle pass?
Your doggo is mental for carrots. Awesome.
You've been smashing 70% win ratio days. I guess you haven't been platooning with Lobstep then.
Oh, I didn't realize I was tracked.
Oh, that's such a kick in the dick it really is.
When I fired it was like fire and then fall back, nope.
How does the moisture pen now?
Really?
I did not think the Moisture would go through there.
I guess if he's firing gold in a Moisture it's pretty brutal, isn't it?
Damn! A little bit of a misplay there by me.
Wow.
I mean, I was using my gun depression and everything so I guess he hit there.
Or he high rolled one of the two.
looks like you hit that flap. I'm a little bit pissed off, honestly. I thought I was
going to rock this game. The big problem with this tank is it just doesn't have the alpha
or the pen. The alpha and the pen just hold it back and then after that the gun depression
and then after that the rear turret. The only thing that's good about the tank is when it
gets to be a glass cannon sniper and that's about it. Alright, alright, chill out, chill
out chill out right through my mantlet fine that shot dude cost me a thousand
hit points that's all she wrote alright let's have a go in the 257 now tier 9
soviet heavy 257s and badass let's go get some
That's how you really feel about the tank.
I really tried with the K91, PT in all honesty.
I really tried with it.
It just doesn't seem to work out for me these days.
Alright guys, let's go west and see what we can do.
Oh no, the thing is, Wendy's Toy Box is that Moisture Hat to aim with gold to pen me there.
You're going to regret that, Kanzupanzer, I should never have been spotted there.
When you knock down this straw, and you knock down that straw, the whole thing should fall.
That would be a really good random event.
This wouldn't be a random it would be more of an event.
Good try.
I must be hella confused.
Nice.
Great communication.
Wanker is up right there.
Oh, sorry.
False.
Oh.
Let's see what he's trying.
It's exactly what an airy sounds like.
You wonder how much impact by the cost of energy.
It's just electricity for me, so I'm not sure how the UK does for electricity.
I think a lot of our electricity comes from France, does it not? As far as I remember.
Oh, what a shot. Beautiful.
I don't get the whole AI thing, it's like...
You know how, I think it's just a fad that companies are going to try to use to sell a
few laptops and smartphones and then people will just be like, look at it like this.
If there was a laptop that had AI as a gimmick on it, and there was another laptop that didn't,
I would actually be probably more inclined to get the one that didn't have the AI gimmick
to it.
Like I saw Samsung, for example, advertising AI screens or something, and I'm there going
on their new Samsung Ultra, and I was there going, hold on.
How can the screen be like an AI... no, I can understand from a program perspective.
The only thing that looked good on the new phones was the ability to have the screen
protector on to stop people from looking at your phone from other angles.
That looked quite interesting, but apart from that, nothing.
How am I going to spend a thousand pounds on a new phone just to have slightly better
security?
The answer is FNOW.
Oochiku, what's up, good to see you, thank you very much to you, 50 months subbing.
So, Papa Winky, I'm doing Papa Winky.
Is this Déjà Vu?
This is Déjà Vu.
Is this guy gonna really drive across again?
Lee Maxwell, Uchiku, thank you.
Gravenite, thank you.
You can buy such protection for five euros.
Yeah, but it has to be always on then, doesn't it?
UK currently running 50% renewable,
receiving 7% from France.
Ah, what's the other 43% come from?
It's like glass on the screen. Yeah, well I'm not gonna put that on.
But I think my phone actually smartly knowing when to put the security on is quite clever.
You have an S26 Ultra, it's pretty nice. Oh, no doubt!
I'm just saying I think I have like the one from last year which I guess is the
S25 Ultra or maybe I've got an S24 Ultra I don't know it might be an S25 Ultra I
don't know but um I don't know whether I got it last year or the year before in
all honesty but I'm pretty sure it's like 90% of what the new phone is.
How many generations do you guys go before upgrading is it? I don't do it
every generation. I usually do it like every three generations-ish.
You go four generations. That's sensible.
Your phone is ten years old. All the power to you.
Yeah, whenever your phone starts having problems it isn't recoverable.
That's the smart way to do it.
Fuck, paying for a new phone?
Yeah, for me it's also like a work phone as well, you know.
Sometimes I use my phone to access... access things on my computer.
It's part of my workflow for uploading YouTube videos as well, so...
Not a bad game. We'll take that. Also on the K921PT game as well. Not bad.
Is the tax man listening?
Within regard, my phone is part of my workflow and I claim part of it on expenses.
As a percentage of how much it's used for leisure and as a percentage of how much it's
used for work.
Alright, let's have a go in the IS-38.
Going from an older phone to a newer one is nice.
It's definitely more snappy, I just don't really notice it, honestly.
What is my work?
This, I'm working right now.
The UK is very flat and where we have elevation, the power isn't needed.
here's a question guys how much power is lost over distance like you say the six
percent of our seven percent of our electricity comes from France from
nuclear power how much of that power gets lost transmitting it from France to
the UK
can I do it a what's up captain slowly can I do an updated preview of the E4 no
mate, but I'd recommend you go watch a YouTube video that I released last week.
Didn't you do a PhD so you're not working on that line?
My PhD is down to satellite imagery and vegetation, nothing to do with... shit.
nothing to do with anything with regards to power degradation. Oh my god the
elevation going over there. Anyone want to shoot him? No. And I get
bumrushed by a mouse in the no-ho. Alright what went wrong here? What went wrong here
is that we just didn't really have the guns that they had here. Maybe I should
progressed and gone up the slope instead of faffing around there but I really
wanted to get that harassed, good shot by the other guy.
You know what, it isn't even that bad of a game. 2,000 combined for a tier 8 and
tier 9 world, not too bad. A bit of an aggressive play to shove through there
but honestly that map and matchup, not ideal.
1% loss, wow! Those cables are very efficient then.
I love it when people do that. Just because you have a PhD doesn't mean that you know
a lot about one specific subject. It doesn't mean that you know everything about the world.
Oh, don't you have a PhD? You should know exactly how much power is lost when electricity
is sent from France to the UK.
It's just because my capacity for learning in science is high.
It doesn't mean that I have all of the answers.
That's my PhD subject. It was.
Using satellite imagery to requisition biophysical variables of vegetation.
At the time when I started in 2010, there was a series of satellites called the Sentinel-2 series that was going up.
I had to synthesize data for the future satellite.
Figure out what its capabilities are.
All right, let's go dump the mid.
Nuclear power is, in my opinion, freaking awesome.
As long as you have security around it in place, I think France has a good policy.
What does PhD stand for? The PhD, H is small. PhD would be philosophy and D would be for
doctorate. Everyone who has a PhD has a philosophy doctorate even though you might not be a doctor
in philosophy, if that makes sense. The term PhD is just where somebody has added sufficiently
in their academic field to be scientifically worthy. So you have the title doctor in an
academic sense, yes, but I'm not a doctor from a medical sense, which is what most people
consider the sense. Not in my... in imbi? Yeah, not in my backyard. I don't think many
people would get the imbi reference. Not in my backyard. Oh well. People just have to
deal with it. That's the world. Euclid is way too expensive. I'm pretty sure once it's
up and running. It's dirt cheap. Very space-efficient. Waste and proper storage is an issue. No, it's
not. It's not an issue at all. You can... I saw like a visualization of it and you could
store like the entire energy production for, I think it was a whole city for a year in
the space of like a house. What do you do with a retired nuclear plant? You decommission
it. Old mines for it? Sure, fine. Or just, I don't know, find a part of the sea to put
it in. Easy peasy. What's the half-life of Uranium anyway? Like 20 years or something
like that? I don't know. That means that in 100 years or 200 years it's probably not even
going to be that bad. It's very long is it? Half-life of Uranium is 4.5
billion years. Uranium 235 approximately 700 to 710 million years, quite long
I guess it's just the highly ionizing stuff. It goes a lot faster, does it?
Twenty years was quite a bit out. I was trying to think about the fact that, um, Trinobol
Originally was incredibly dangerous, but here we are 40 literally it's 40 years since Chernobyl happened
Chernobyl isn't
It's still bad, but I don't think it's like the apocalypse that it was
So when you say like the half-life is 700 million years, I don't see Chernobyl being close to that
It wasn't great
Not sure I'd holiday there. I think you can holiday there fine. I think they said
From what I what I saw is that spending a day there
Or a few days there is the same as just a year of natural background radiation or something depending on how close you get to
It's like
And the s use kick in my ass in the tower
So, how did those nuclear isotopes get created then?
Oh, hello.
Uranium decay, huh?
Okay, what I'm suggesting is that
people were saying how long the half-life was for uranium but why is it
that Chernobyl got so much safer so quicker
Faster than carrying iso-lips and elements, it's just interesting.
Bloody yes, you dude. He's sitting right up there.
I've had enough of you, little one.
Dude, how's his reverse beat so good?
Ah, he got me in the end, well played.
He died for it, though. Man, that SU was reversing so fast.
Ah, that would make sense. So, yeah, that would make sense. Thanks for the answer.
Strontium was a fission product, so they don't let that happen. Ah, that would make sense.
Yeah, because they have a half-life that is much, much, much, much, much less, right?
Yeah. So usually those don't actually come out of, should we say, clean nuclear by-product.
Yeah, exactly, exactly. That's what I was trying to get at.
So that means that nuclear waste as a fuel is probably not even that.
How are we going to lose this? What happened even?
Ah, I'm not watching this shit anymore.
Alright, let's have a go in the T95 E2 now.
This is a horrendous vehicle.
I have watched the Chernobyl series, it's very good.
I won the IS-3A game and I even got six battle pass points. Easy game, easy life.
Wish I was using the DERP on this. Well played to those two top tier tanks, they
did good. Team screwed up to say the least. Alright, this is a vehicle that was in
a refer a friend reward I just played this thing the other day and I've got to
play it again for God's sake disgusting take some camera there
oh god I don't have a vision system exhaust build fix that post haste
That's kind of annoying, not going to lie.
Let's go.
Dr. Vegas dropping in the references, in the experience, seeing a nuclear test in Nevada
in 1959.
Bloody hell.
That was 65 years ago, was it not?
There's my math not math in
Math not math in and here we are
Now take the hill might be hard
No.
No.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good.
Huh, what's that guy doing?
Wow, that was a horrible shell velocity.
Dude, 700?
funny enough the heat has actually got a good shell velocity on this gun
definitely going for the pay for win
Well, what's that guy doing?
penetration.
We've hit them, though. We didn't penetrate the armor.
We've hit them, though. We didn't penetrate the armor.
Penetration.
Man, really shows me just how brutal playing tanks with bad shell velocity is.
3, 2, 1...
That was dirty. That was dirty.
Oh, you can't teach that.
You can't teach that. You have to feel it in your balls.
That was disgusting.
Oh no, I'm too excited.
Oh no, I'm gonna lose the game now!
Noooooooo!
Where am I?
Ahhhhh!
I went from one of the greatest shots of the year to making one of the most buffoon-like
plays of the year.
Oh, what did I do?
I was chuckling to myself, they're thinking,
oh ho ho, I'm so good at World of Tanks.
The more sensible play would have been to go down there
and then go up there and then go hold down here
against all of these bozos and farm them.
It was a sweet shot though.
Are you saying that women can't have that feeling?
Some women have balls.
Let's just say it like that.
Okay, let's move on.
For example, Samantha has balls.
All right, let's have a go with the WTF Panzer IV.
What's wrong with my ammo on this?
What gun should we go for?
128?
Nice.
Let's go.
I haven't played this thing in donkey's years guys.
absolute donkey's ears. Let's go glass cannon.
All right, where should I go?
my way through towards the center to see what I can do.
My ball shaming you? Yes, 100%.
That's what I do in life.
Nice wind.
I need gold loaded.
What is this bullshit?
How in hell's name do I bounce a gold round off the side of it?
They've faced one now.
This 350p is disgusting.
No Fredo for you!
Fred, that's probably a good thing Fred is going up in price aren't they?
Back in my day Fred is with 10 pence.
And they were probably actually made out of chocolate.
of
of
How am I not getting spotted there, that's crazy shell velocity I guess.
What's up silly me, good to see you.
Everyone lost it for the Fredo price hitting 10 pence.
Wow.
You miss Fredos, why do you miss Fredos, are they not available anymore?
Do Fredos not exist?
Or you haven't had one in years.
Just go buy one.
Treat yourself.
Why am I not getting spotted? It must be the shell velocity of 1,500. I mean one shot
in these things. Oh. That's not cool. Must be killing them within the server tick. You
feel like non-brits are very lost right now. So there was a chocolate that was
shaped like a frog. Did it have a caramel filling as well, right? And we're
talking about the prices of them. There used to be like 10 pence. Some did. What
do you mean some did? Wasn't that what a Freddo was? They were different Freddos. I
I only remember it having like purple and green packaging.
That was a tanz bar.
Some were just chocolate, really.
There's a basic full chocolate and the caramel one.
I only remember the caramel one.
Frodo was solid.
Oh, my bad.
I wonder how much chocolate a Freddo even had in it.
I had an automatic disconnection on my router.
He's been searching for sexy Danish girls in my area.
Come back any time.
Came up with Just Survive and his feet pics.
Um, Torso, Mike, what's up, silly me, good to see you.
Christian F.P. says Danish girls of our fandom, what does have a fandom mean, even mean?
Just survived posting feet pics, it was not on the bucket list.
You got everything, you got my disgusting ass mouse and you got feet pics and the same
thing.
the Frick in Danish from a Dane.
Ahhhh.
My Resident Evil 7 looking mouse.
Oh well, I'm not fancy.
This is my den anyway.
The only two people who come up here is Thor and Tanya.
Tanya doesn't judge me.
Covered in moulds?
It's not mould, it's probably just... just... performance.
That's what we're going to call it, performance.
And I don't mean it in that way, just to clarify.
It's definitely like just melted on skin and scum.
I absolutely, absolutely didn't mean it like that.
I was joking, gamer performance, okay?
Jesus.
That was a good game.
about gamer performance that one was in there. My Fredo Dust, yep. To be fair my mouse pad
has got like a swirl of gamer performance on it as well, I need to clean it. If I'm
my kidding I'll probably just flip it around, mess up the other side as well and then buy
a new one. Oh what am I doing? Okay let's go tortoise. I'm using directives on a tortoise.
God, it's like the only thing that's good about it.
Is that what you're calling it now?
Hmm.
Shit.
I have Bobby. I have Bobby viewers right now.
Bobby viewers.
8- oh, 8- 8.
Bobby!
Shit, I have Bobbido viewers!
No!
Not Bobbido viewers!
I like the way I don't have a second build on this tank, it's basically like, nope.
How does it have more 5, 3 times more to fly as well?
Moostang, thanks for continuing to talk to us and Mike, what's up?
Silly me, how are you doing, Brasticus? Thank you, Penela, Hagvonto, Wichiku, thank you all.
And Poison Blanche, Blanche says, Lucky number Seben.
Yeah.
I just like to clarify that joke about my mouse. I actually wasn't talking about Sieben on my my mouse, okay?
100%
Ha ha could be made more funny and it is a German reference as well. Oh, yeah
That's a second
He is linking up the jokes. Yeah, he has
German girls having for Sieben Sieben months and he's making joke about Sieben on his mouse. Yeah, ha ha ha. He made funny
YAHAAA!
Haha!
Is that good?
I come here and he immediately goes full German.
Imagine that.
Bulls.
Imagine that.
Blanche having to deal with incompetent Germans the whole day and then comes here and has
to deal with an incompetent Brit speaking German.
I've got a butt, it's just funny, yeah I've been on Fittsport, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, do I have some alcohol for cleaning, bro, I ain't that bad, I'll just
put some distilled water on it and rub it with a cloth.
Like the way you're all talking about it,
there's some kind of surgical thing.
Dude, this tank still claps.
It's just so sad that it's so shitty
compared to what it used to be.
I looked at the performance of the tortoise
the other day and it was diabolical.
Like literally diabolical.
Right now, my bottom!
Wanna go farm the E-100?
Let me see your German, your German German German tank.
Where are you?
No, no, no.
What?
Yes, very good.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
Sometimes you just go to bang.
I'm gonna kill you.
Now I'm gonna kill you.
Ah, you can't aim for shit.
That's right.
Quit the game for today.
Go play Hello Kitty online.
Yeah.
Oh, mom gets a camera again.
You'll be us throwing, throwing shaders of viewers.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Oh, what, nine?
What, nine?
What, uh, nah.
Yeah, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Help me.
What would help being German?
Is it heifer?
Heifer Misch.
Yeah, heifer Misch.
Nine.
Nine.
Help me.
Help me.
Heh.
Huh, help, help me!
There's an Allen there!
Yeah!
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it!
Oh, help me!
Help me!
Hold on, there's Blanche doing horseback archery.
Jesus Christ.
Glad Lobstep's mum isn't doing horseback archery.
That'd be a huge horse.
Jesus, why am I throwing so much shade at Lobstep recently?
I'm also throwing shade at T30 enjoy when I say that as well.
I mean, it is Mrs. T-30 Enjoyer after all.
Ha ha ha!
T-30 Enjoyer's like, that's why I'm here.
Are you telling me you're a big horse?
Ha ha ha!
Oh no, I'm gonna die!
Oh, fuck, I'm completely out in the open.
It's all T-30 Enjoyer's fault.
Oh, nine!
This is not karma!
Oh, we have to go after him.
He's faster backwards than I am forwards!
One, ha ha ha.
Two, ha ha ha.
Three, ha ha ha.
I'll ram kill this one.
Oh
There's no party you absolute swine
Take this Bellend
Nah
We went down kicking and screaming bro, they're all hunting him and he's over here
He was here
LT 432 here we're all dicking about over there
no he's gotta be up here oh man if only our jewel just if only the arty
hadn't hit me I would have actually been there if the LT 432 hadn't hit that
extra shell as well oh you absolute how do I lose this with 7,500 combined
disgusting unreal unreal loss well well now I'm a horse but so now Samantha is
still moving
this is like a triangle it's like it's like some kind of triangle no it's like
Like a Cascade, I throw shade at... Blanche comes in with her like Troll Spoon, then I
throw shade at Lobstep's Mum, T30 Enjoyer takes the shade and then throws it at Samantha.
I mean, it's like a Cascade of Trolling going on.
I do love T-13, Joy. The way that you always just don't say it.
They're just such a basic, but also such a smart reply.
Come back any time.
Where are we going with our...
I'll come it. I have to say, I could go bridge, I don't know.
Best play here is to kill them all. You do bring chaos.
Pracist chaos in Deutsch.
Chaos. It's terrible. Stupid Germans. The same. They probably pronounce it funny.
Ah, chaos. Chaos. They probably put more of a K. Ah!
I got to focus on my own driving and not just my amazing Schumer.
Give him a few more great shots, Quacky Babs.
Punish him.
your T30 enjoyer on Valentine's Day with Lobstep's mom. Where did that come from? Oh my god my
My brain is rotted!
So basic!
So, so basic!
So, so basic!
Non-stop brain rot!
What have we done to you?
I don't even know.
At this stage, all I know is I lost my tortoise game.
Easy money. Easy money. What? He hit my weak point. Bruh.
Got 26 Valentine's Day, shall we finally not be alone? Holy shit, you're the same age as Samantha.
That's terrifying.
Lobstep's just an older brother.
And here's old wholesome clacky-bats.
Man, can I just say 12 degrees of gun depression?
What this thing does is just next level.
It's like gun-hunting.
I'm a show-off, though.
Wait, I can't count. Wait, no, I'm right. WTF, I'm 25 and 2 and a half months.
How old is Lobstep? I'd have to guess, but I think Lobstep is about 29.
Is that horse he is? I don't know. He'll ask to ask his mum.
Because she knows how old he is. That's what I meant to say. Nothing to do with...
You get my point. Good. I'm glad... I'm glad you're understood.
And another one!
Easy money!
Easy money!
No, no, no, Samantha, Lobstep's older than you.
Oh my god, what?
You're telling me Lobstep's only 24?
Oh my god.
I really didn't see that coming on my bingo card today.
Dude, why is his marker so much higher than his tank?
It explains a lot though. Jesus, you're telling me I played maneuvers with Lopstep when he
was like about 23 or something? It explains a lot now.
I CHEARED YOUR BREATH THAT'S MY HITPOINT!
GET YOUR OWN!
I'mma sound like a psychopath
to my neighbors.
It's summer so I have first...
It's spring so I have to have the windows open now
to extract the heat from my 5090
as I run my
200 frames a second while streaming at 4k
in maximum settings.
Beth the environment
Calm down.
You shut up.
How am I gonna lose this game?
I'm a winner!
Come on!
What's with these kids?
You played maneuvers with me when I was 23 also last March.
Yeah, whatever.
23, you're old enough to have
done everything in life, so...
I'm a good influence on T-13 Jor anyway, T-13 Jor is holding a solid job, he's training
other people at solid jobs as well.
He went on his first date where the girl might have decided she likes girls afterwards, but
That's good because we know that it was because she basically realized, you know, I've gone on a date with the most, the highest echelons of men, so if I didn't like T-30 Enjoyer, then I just don't like any men.
So that's exactly what happened.
100%.
I'm going to kill you.
Nice driving, Pluts.
There goes his Amorak.
He's still Amorak.
allowing me to make intelligent decisions. I love eagle eye. That was not how that statement
read on cover. T30 Joe's like I'm trying to remember how I was on this date. Oh wow, I
I was only 17. We need to find T-13 Jorah another date.
I tried to hook him up with Lobstep, but I don't think they're that into each other.
T-13 Jorah is single and ready to mingle.
Also he has extensive experience.
You can just ask Mrs Lobstep for a reference.
We need our arty to punch this bozo.
Imagine getting a reference letter for you withdraw from that position I'm the
one who goes into that position yeah noob hey hey hey hey hey hey don't leave us
we need you I need a marker on where the eagle was I know how far I can go around
this corner. Artie just needs to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. There we go.
I can only kill one of us.
Wait, that totally, we got victory!
thousand seven hundred combined. Four kills let's go. Bonecrusher says dude I
have 26% win rates today in 26 games. What's happening today? Have you tried
just playing your comfort pick tanks for a while?
Double ace tanker in British tanks. Shame the first game my team were at
Trocious. Nice game there for the Comet will boost just for a little bit of
whatever free experience this tortoise game robbery guys dude 917 base with a
high caliber oh I can't believe that dirty bat check got me but platoon where
did they go just what they're even named after each other we have Lego Shmego
and shmego mago great it's lt4 through to gave them the slip oh it would have been
such a good game I wish I'd had an honorable duel with that bat-shot and
the lt4 through to have to come in the noise dudes if you thought that was the
end of the pole tanks I'm sorry to disappoint you but we have shillow
whoa no no no no no go back good ah good got lots of tanks coming up
Alright, next up we play in KV-4, KTTS, KV-4, KKKTTS, KV-4, KKKTTTTTTS.
I used to like this vehicle and then I didn't like this vehicle and then, I'm sorry, I used
to like this vehicle, now I don't.
Blanche says, ah, this should do, what's it doing, overwatch, should enable enemy voice
chatter after the match ends. Did they actually do that? Is that actually a thing? Is that actually
good? I can imagine that being... they actually did that. Did they stop doing that eventually?
Is it something they kept? It's just screaming, I bet.
They just did that this week. Oh, God. I can imagine absolutely no nasty things will
happen.
all chat vibes again. Oh no! Haha you suck dude. Well you didn't suck that man, it's
This tank's not meant to be like an opportunistic tank, it's meant to be more of a, I just drive
in and just farm something.
T-30's joyous, there's a lot of mothers that are going to become very popular.
Why?
You're going to start a franchise, and I'm not talking at the McDonald's, you're going
to start like a T-30's guide to mum's franchise.
Mrs. Step is just... just... market research.
Imagine that, T-13 Joy turns round one day.
Says that to Mrs. Step.
Lobstep comes back home and Mrs. Step is just crying.
That's the last time I'm ever going to date one of your friends!
Little Step!
What happens if T30 finds out that Mrs. Depp was actually like this, best in slot?
I didn't mean it like that.
Jesus Christ!
Why is my brain coming up with- I didn't mean it like that!
I didn't mean it like that!
Jesus!
You know, you know, like I've been playing some World of Warcraft recently and I'm looking
for my, my best gear.
Jesus.
No!
My bottom is getting farmed.
What the!
What the!
What the!
What the!
What the!
found. What the f-
I don't even know what just happened there.
Let's have a go in the chieftain T95.
This is the tier 8 that you should never play.
Ever.
Don't play this, honestly.
This is like
chieftainfromwish.com.
That's something that we can only dream of, Blanchet.
To be someone's piss.
Oh, hopefully I've got a vision system.
I do.
Nice, let's go, Hill.
T30Joyer says, I have 100% wins in this innate games.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Let's play roulette.
Play at one game with Samantha in a tier 8 and see if you still have 100% wins afterwards.
We did.
What, today?
Just now?
We have done that.
tank needs enough. I'm going to go and take a look at T-30 enjoys average stats in this
tank and see if he's actually meming. Let's take a look. Is he actually just meming?
To be fair, he has, I mean, 2000 DPG ain't bad, I guess. If you're playing the game in 2012.
hmm guys hmm bro never loses
fair play where play is fair you want some yeah I'll give it to you oh yeah
Wow, that shell velocity is good, that's because I'm loading gold.
Can you not ram my bottom?
I wonder if T-30 Enjoyer is just spamming gold in this as well.
Dude, 238 pen with the premium rounds is just, this should be illegal honestly.
Where is he even?
I can't tell where he is on the ridge.
Uh-huh, okay I got him now.
I got him, I got him on lockdown.
Told ya.
What are you doing?
Is this tank in any way worth the bonds?
Hold on.
Shut the box.
You're telling me this is inside the bond store?
There's no way this tank is in the bond store.
Is it really?
I wonder why I switched to AP, it was because I couldn't kill him with a single HG shell,
so I might as well fire AP.
I'm doing more than T-30 enjoy it does, and I'm not going to win.
Oh, I can't hit the side of a barn.
Okay, bro.
Frickin' T-30 enjoy.
Getting carried.
Dude, that reload is so bad. You're joking about this thing needing a buff, right? I mean,
not like needing enough. Good god, that reload was so bad. I sat there forever trying to
get, like, nurse that second shot. What is that? That reload for 240 alpha? What even
What is that? Diabolical.
Can't even get close to Penningers really.
Why didn't neither of you two shoot?
Oh god.
Shoot them!
This could be some spotting.
Americano, yes, I'd like an Americano as well.
Three thousand combined.
The curse of the T-30, enjoy.
All right, let's have a go in the ŠKODA T15A now, I believe this is a tier 4.
What are you going to do?
I think it's a Czech light tier 4, is it not?
Yes it is.
And my Tessac crew.
Reporting for duty!
I think this one's really good, isn't it?
As far as I remember.
Hey baby, how likely are you to recommend I leave my previous life and family and flee
to the city to just work a normal job and play World of Tanks in my free time?
What?
You want to leave your life and family and flee to the city?
Well firstly, you wrote flee as in like the thing that sucks blood.
So trust me, you're going to turn into a flee if you go and leave your family and go
play World of Tanks in the city.
Talk to BumSackPHD, what's up?
DJ must enjoy as well.
Enigma, thank you as well.
He's a farmer.
We need farmers. Don't leave your family.
Go to the city and play World of Tanks.
You should just get up with the sun, do your farming shenanigans, finish, play a little
bit of World of Tanks, and then go to bed before all of the goons come out.
And you can have that premium matchmaking.
Death Go Zero says Adios Toxic Nasty Cupid Community.
How is my community toxic or nasty in any shape or form?
We have probably one of the most wholesome communities I've seen on Twitch.
Apart from a mobstep of course.
Sure.
Come on!
Thank you for pushing me sideways.
What is your actual problem though?
Everybody loves Lobby. Are you calling Lobstep Lobby like Mr. Lobby?
Lobby reminds me of Blo-
Okay, little OP tier 4.
One shotting me from the back of the map with AP, great.
Great, that's just what I want to see.
Well, don't worry guys, because you too can buy a, whatever it is, Hony2 and load gold
and do 300 damage from the back of the map with like big pen.
Blobstep.
Mr. Lobby, yes indeed.
I was going to go into Project Louis, this is French medium.
It's kind of okay, but I prefer the char really for the crits.
I gave this chiefs in a bloody good go. My team did not.
Thank you.
Even my teeters at the back of the map were pretty awful at World of Tanks, not gonna lie.
Shit, Louis, T9 light.
Is it a good one?
Ugh, I wouldn't say it's good.
It's true.
Hoi up, 2026, Lotus with trash, not gonna lie.
That tank I just played is not that bad, it's just getting caned by that weasel, it was not fun.
Why have I got Bond Fert stabs on a project Louis?
That doesn't even make sense. I have Bond Fert stabs on my project Louis as like a second build
Like to say what I
Mean it's gonna be useful for this map don't get me wrong. What the hell?
Must have had them just lying around
I think I must have just got very frustrated playing this tank one day and I was like
I'm gonna put bone bird stabs on because I have them on my Charles 75 maybe it's gonna make all the difference
Geeky
I
Good stuff
and then we'll go back to the machine.
We're going back to the machine!
Why are you pushing me out? Why are you pushing me out? What are you pushing me out for? Holy
shit dude! Bro what was that even? So fecking obvious, you shoved me out with a selfish
dick weasel honestly. Asshole man. No need for that shenanigans.
He's pushed me in front of the griffin for literally zero reason, that he's pissed I'm
taking some farm, actually having a good game for once in this project, Louis.
What?
Where does that even go?
That should be an impossibility.
I think I've just got server reticle.
Take the high ground and push him out, two runs don't make a right.
I think it was probably him just accidental but whatever
Oh, no, mommy.
What?
of
the
a gun. Thanks RT, to be fair they were trying to save me anyway. I don't think I'll get
to reload in time, I'll just hold this shot for this kill. Ah, haha. Boys that was a big
game! 6,000 combined and three kills for Project Louis. Disgusting. Oh Batta's got a clip for
might just see what happened with that shot. It went out the reticle pretty much, didn't
Why it went so low?
Still unlucky.
Where'd you get this tank?
I think it was loot boxes.
Ace tanker!
Oof, god, 90,000 credits spent on ammo.
Jesus, that's an expensive tank.
I mean, I made 96,000 credits profit, but I'm running a, the clans are running a credit booster.
So, it's expensive.
Guys, by the way, this is a friendly reminder that tomorrow, consumables will be on discount.
accordingly, if you have any spare consumables that you're not going to use
and you need the credits, you should sell your spare consumables now so that you
can purchase consumables tomorrow.
Alright, let's have a go on the Panzer E90. I haven't played this in what feels like
ages actually.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Let's go!
Quite nice hold down thing this one.
Is this a better Aries?
I wouldn't say that.
Has no armour as well.
Gosh darn it, why can't I actually be playing a sneaky tank on a sneaky map?
This is like the only chonker I'm playing.
Look at it.
Sheefton, Skoda, Louis, Coca Drillow, Felice and Vickers.
I've got three chonkers there and I have to end up on this bloody map.
Do I want coated optics here?
Or durability with a gun rammer?
I'm almost thinking about taking coated optics just so I can spot later, but then I'll lose the hill.
In theory, you should spend all your silver on 50% consumables.
Yeah, all I'm suggesting to people is that if you have consumables now that you don't need,
If you sell them now, you can always buy ones that you do need tomorrow.
Just telling me, I spent 40 million credits on tanks on sale one week before.
Could double the credits on consumables?
Yes, same.
And the sucky thing is as well, you only save 15% on those tanks instead of 50.
So if you're actually resupplying consumables at full price, you end up losing money on those tanks.
You should have spent that money on consumables and then bought the tanks at full price and you'd actually have more credits.
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD, XD, XD
DDDDDDDD
Welcome!
Who's this?
Landman, what's up? Zane, once again, good to see you, dude. How you doing?
Okay, well, what sausage slide coming in?
You can always sell unnecessary equipment that you bought, and also what
What you could do is if you really need credits this weekend to make sure you get enough consumables
you could sell your tier 9 reward vehicles and then you only lose 10% of the re-buy price.
So you get 3.5 million for a tier 9 reward vehicle and if you re-buy it, it costs 3.85
million so it's a basically like a 10% interest loan. I did that once to get
out of credit poverty. The only way to really get out of credit poverty is to
make sure you're resupplying consumables at a half-price, not buying them at a
half price
look at all of these
wargaming
Spilling gamers literally all
Go pay wargaming another 40 bucks with your friends, so maybe you don't suck at the game
And you
This is the person driving the E90.
That's true.
To be fair, buying loot boxes at Christmas from a gold perspective is way different
than purchasing as a building just because you know it's OP.
I think the E90 is very OP.
If nobody bought boxes for the E90.
Well, I mean one person would have.
Oh no.
if I can get back safely, I've got to be a sniper.
Our water fire consumer is not worth bothering with much.
I don't really want to get into that discussion.
But if you've got reasonable reactions, you should just sell your auto fire extinguishers
and buy manual ones.
Save yourself so many credits.
The only people who should use auto fire extinguishers are people with really bad reactions.
Or more credits than they know what to do with.
And if you've got more credits than you know what to do with, why the hell aren't you using
a food consumable. No adrenaline rush on E-90. No, I think my loader skills are really
sought after. I might only have a five skill loader.
Water reduces chance of fire. Yeah, but it's not worth paying six times as much.
You'll sell them, you don't know why you have so many water fires. You probably get them
from events. A lot of you out there, if I've got 8,000 viewers, 4,000 of you are probably
here right now. I reckon I'd be surprised if there weren't, I'd be surprised if there
weren't about 100 of you who have about 10 million in automatic fire extinguishers. You
could go and sell right now. Some people won't even realize they have about 10 million credits
It's worth of auto extinguishers in the depot.
You have 400, that's 4 million.
You have 600, that's 6 million.
Now Blanche has to check.
Blanche don't have so many.
You have 2,700. That's 27 million credits, Dadio.
Zerdo's got nearly 30 million credits worth of large fire extinguishers.
There's no point in having more than about 500 of them.
That's the most.
Even if you're a die-hard hardcore World of Tanks player, I'd be surprised if you could
use them on all of your tanks, which is suboptimal.
I can only imagine that you could get through about 5 a day tops.
says I have two thousand seven hundred but you only sold seven hundred of them
what are you saving the two thousand four mate like the math ain't mathen
imagine it like this okay let's say you are a no-lifer and you play 40 games of
World of Tanks a day okay so you play 40 games of World of Tanks a day by the
way that is five times t30 enjoyers life he plays on average eight battles a
Okay, so let's imagine you get some fire and 10% of your battles. You've got four and there's three months between
consumable sales
So there's four times let's say a hundred for three months in a little bit
You only need like 400 tops and that's if you use auto fire extinguishers on all of your vehicles
If you've got more than 400 in stock
Well, I
Just hope that you've got everything else that you want
from a credit's perspective. Well what's this? I don't have all the field mods on this thing?
Actually, what the hell? Mental? Dude, this thing's camo is hilarious.
Yeah, I only have a five skill loader and I decided to take Close Quarters Combat.
I think that's actually suboptimal. I'm going to change Close Quarters Combat for
Adrenal Rush. I think Adrenal Rush would be more useful.
second chance probably quite good so it saves storage on this vehicle. Anyway what was I
doing with my life? Oh yeah playing Lord of Tanks. That's 40 games a day which is
kind of how many games a day do I play? I average 22 battles a day as a full-time
job but then again if I go on two plays for free seven so I this is my like no
I'm a no-life player and I average 30 battles a day so if you're averaging 40
you're no life plus a third all right let's have a go in the tbt t9 check
heavy is it good it's all right as long as they just sit in front of you and take
two shots and let you it's food cheaper tomorrow pretty sure I think this
sale starts tomorrow, almost certain. If you have 2,400 you might as well sell at least
2,000. Then you can invest that into other things tomorrow in the sale.
The automatic says that under 67 auto is going to buy about 100 manuals, more sensible in
my opinion.
The main cost saving with the manual fire extinguisher is choosing whether to use it
or not.
What I mean is, is you know those games where your fire extinguisher goes off that you were
going to die anyway. That's painful, minus 10k. Can you explain why I should sell food now?
You shouldn't sell food now. The only reason why you should sell food now is if you've got too
much of one food and you want to distribute it on to other foods, if you don't have the credits to
to do so. I'm proud of you Blanche.
Einzenarztseksegurt. It was totally worth booting up the game just to see that.
Come back any time.
What's up, bravo!
Thank you very much to you Bravo for being a new Sub with Prime Bravo to you Bravo for
deciding to subscribe with Prime to Uncle Scrubby Baby. Thank you. Did I say scrub with
Prime? Yes, you can scrub with Prime all you want. Thank you Bravo. Also, size all good
to see you.
Huh.
Huh.
Oh.
That A-50 has regrets now.
There's a vehicle daily sale limit, yeah, five a day I think.
Boom, Shackalaka, how you doing? Thank you.
Continued subs, mate.
this thing's reload is
the
Shit, I swear to you, he's trying to get out of harm's way as well.
Should never have taken that extra shot, big miss play by me.
To be fair, he's going to shoot someone else, so.
I can't believe that char escaped.
Shalma should have been onto him.
It's going to make sure I ram this one.
Lovely jubbly.
This thing is absolutely fine.
just the long reload sucks. You don't see them because it's just quite a boring tank
from that long reload. Keep in what tier is worth large repair slash med. Large repair
and large med are only really worth it if you have a lot of credits to waste on tank performance
in all honesty. The vast vast vast vast vast majority of players don't want to spend what
is 20,000 credits a game on something you could spend three. The only true advantage of the large
med and the larger pair is the reduced time but also you could argue
the passive is quite useful in certain situations. So really the only tanks that I'd recommend using
them on are tanks you try hard on and if you're not try harding try and do it on tanks that either
have weak amorax or fuel tanks or tanks that you know that you absolutely absolutely have to repair
quite often for a large repair kit. The med kits are luxuries. I have two consumable loadouts
and I pick between them depending on how many artillery's there are. If there's
zero one arty, usually small meds fine. If there's like two arty or three arty, well
then it's quite nice to have the shorter medkit cooldown and the passive
reduction.
You like the T2-2 but the damn reload? Well there's no doubt the reload is
incredibly painful but that if the reload was good on this tank they would be broken.
The whole point of the tank is the long reload is a balancing mechanic for it.
TBT is just a reload simulator for you.
It might be a little bit of a skill issue, honestly.
Just going to make sure you time your mags and be able to escape.
You can't just shiver the battles when they're 3-4 minutes, of course you can, then you do
2,000 damage easy peasy
go to six is your baby
yeah but go to six can't sit hold down like this thing can
Also should go to 60, it doesn't have the gold pen this thing, right?
Wonderful, I'll take 5600 combined.
Sorry, 6600 combined.
Four kills, easy ace, easy ace.
What is the win rate of an average tanker? 49%?
What's that for a bit of crew?
Lovely job, Le.
Welcome!
How's that go in the go-go-drill-o?
Had a nice game in this tank on Saturday, didn't I?
Let's try and mark it sometime.
I don't even have my second mark.
Welcome!
44 times
What's wrong with you QB man? I had a really bad time in the stinger maneuvers
Alright guys, vision system, let's go.
You can't get out of 46%.
There must be some serious things that you're doing wrong if you can't get out of 46%.
the
of
the
of
the
the
the
the
the
We have well-groomed enemies.
Bro!
430 is ever confident about to teach him some respect in a second.
5, okay! Let's move!
It's needed heat.
What an absolute moron.
It's actually giving him a hold-out position now.
Oh god, it's like our old circus there.
I don't think I can get this jackpot there honestly.
I hate the way this team is playing this.
Wow lucky.
I've still got one of the FD-405.
10 out of 10 of the most stupid things I've seen today.
It's why this event is so silly.
Chakal able to just sit there.
God I don't like these heat rounds here.
Kyle's very good at hitting, sitting behind a rock and waiting for people to drive out
in front of him.
Let's see how good he is at making plays at the end of the game.
I'm going to go on the hunt here, I can outplay BZ55, maybe even E3, depends how it
It depends if the E3 is here healthy and has durability or not.
All that E5 had to do was just not be stupid.
This leader was just hold on to that position.
The one that's coming for you.
Wow, HE user.
I guess he was trying to blind fire there before I fucked.
Why does that go as my carry hit points?
He hit me on ridiculously thick armor, and it still does 590.
I have to retake this position fully to keep my FVIV and friends safe.
Dude, if that arty hadn't hit me there I could have won this game hands down, I can outplay
like a jack-o'-all. Kind of tight, but I needed the hit points.
Not so good when you're not camping now are you?
Problem is with the Type 71 there and me being a one shot I can't do some cheeky stuff.
You now got 90-90 attends in your garage, what did you add to your 30 enjoy?
Does that include an excluding arty?
You bought the 113 Beijing Opera.
What are you even missing then?
Hurricane? Is it just the hurricane you're missing on me now?
Hurricane M116, M907.
What type of chronetics did you play your chief in yet?
Monkey King Hurricane M116.
Yeah, one job.
Only fucking good at camping behind rocks, you little bitch. Take it.
QB, you're so salty! Yeah, I fucking hate people in top tier tanks sitting behind rocks being little bitches.
Fuck you, I consider the back of the map and farm you as well.
Play the bloody game earlier, dildo.
Alright, let's try and finish this game off now.
Have I got a cap here?
I don't think I can make it to cap in 30 seconds.
This Type 71's a five-head, he'll, uh, think about me.
I'm gonna slip in the back door here.
I wanted to let him sweat a little bit.
Let's go!
Get fucked, Jackal!
Honestly, little bitch-ass rock camper.
Take it!
Take it, take it, take it!
Hate people who do that, especially in top tiers.
I hate low skill cap, rock camping, mother buzzers,
just waiting for dumbasses to push in front of them.
Well, let's see how well you can play at the end of the game with all your hit points.
The answer is no.
No!
The answer is no.
Not today.
Not well, to be fair, he needs some help.
You know what? Fair play to him. If he wants to sit behind a rock, fair play to him.
That's a good effort. That's actually... he played a really good game for somebody there.
Fair play. Fair play.
I can be salty about him sitting behind a rock.
I can be salty about Wargaming's event coming and making, like, my equipment set up.
Useless and so on and so forth. But yeah, GG. Anyway.
Good. Take it.
What a nice tanker. Beautiful game.
All right. I haven't taken a break in two hours.
Let's keep it going. Bro, today is a session!
Can you believe we had sub 60% win ratio in like the SDK2 today?
But the poll tanks are bringing me alive. 70% win rate gamer
when playing literally quite a lot of trash
as well. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere, best is yet to come.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Good game, good game, good game.
So many Ace Tankers today.
I need a new hobby.
Hold on.
Oh
I'm back. Let's do this. Let's go get some gamers.
What's up Island man? Lovely to see you dude. Oh swimming for 153 months as well.
Thank you very much Island Man. Must have been during that tense Cockadrillo battle.
All right. Contender. Tier 9 double.
Oven to bring. Thanks for continuing sub. Bloody 153 months. Island Man, that's insanity.
What are we even doing?
What's big thank you to? Don't shoot me, I'm good. Thanks for continuing sub.
Stock turret better on what? This? Nah, I just play with the more hit points big boy.
My second build doesn't use a turbo, it uses an aiming device.
I don't like that. I think my second build should definitely have a...
There's definitely have a temperature ability I'd say.
Come back any time.
Mordekos, first time chatting, you're very welcome, enjoy with my friend, thank you.
Sorry I took a little bit longer, I had half an orange, half a naan that Tanya left that
she slightly burnt in the oven, and the leftover of her curry minus the chicken.
She always leaves the onions in the sauce. She just eats most of the chicken out of it.
13 years Island Man, bro. There'll be 14 years next month since I first started streaming.
Exactly Blanche, exactly.
Back in the areas, I'll fall back.
I still think he's gonna fall back.
I still think he'll fall back.
I still think he'll fall back.
I still think he'll fall back.
I still think he'll fall back.
Ah, thank you.
Darth Quakey Bamps.
Burner of bitches.
I do in Rock-ack-it-see.
Good. He did indeed fall back.
Yes!
I'm good thanks, Rockat. I'm about to not be good though, let me tell you in a second.
Um, something not very happy, honestly, mate.
Alright, unfortunately I spawned back into trash matchmaking and trash team sitting
in tweedled dumb positions.
Just go here, go here, and go here and create angles.
all these guys had to do. At least they kind of sacrificed a huge amount of hit points
to go there. Projota 66 literally in one of the worst positions ever, but to be fair there,
Nickname has Sniper in it. So I guess they, because they're the Sniper, they have to
Snipe. Oh well, what are you gonna do? 2,500 damage and a kill. Move on. Thanks Rockat,
you're doing good man. Alright, next up we're gonna be playing in the Felice. This vehicle
is a stinker. Bonecrusher says they're using the XM57 to farm all those villains. Good call.
I think I just stripped the bond vents off my Felice. No I didn't! I've still got bond
and then some of the footage how weird how'd you get the exit 57 now I don't know wait
for wargaming to sell it and then put your money into the wargaming stop machine
dude I've been doing pole tanks for two and a half hours and I'm only here that doesn't
make sense if the game has really been that slow I'm here after two and a half hours that's
pretty crazy. I'm not... I don't want to stream until 11 o'clock tonight in all
honesty. I'll see how I feel. I'm having chicken wings after dinner tonight and I
want to play a little bit of Hades too. Maybe watch another episode of the boys.
Actually have a life. I streamed quite late yesterday as far as I remember. Did I
I streamed till midnight yesterday. I think I did.
I did watch Project Hail Marys good film.
I love the E-65. I don't even know what that is.
till after midnight when I say I might glutton for punishment.
I have not read the book, no. I don't actually read books, unfortunately. I'm a little bit
illiterate when it comes to the poorly read Philistine.
Got the E-65 in front line. I don't even know what you're talking about. What the hell is an E-65?
It's not even a tank, is it? Or are you just trolling me right now?
Oh, it's called the zilling, is it? Oh, okay. Sorry.
I think front line is a little boring but I've played it to death I guess.
The great thing about Frontline is it's making credits though.
You can only get one QB Commander and it is the OG QB Commander from 2022.
The one that's nice.
Bro?
That 430 was not a, not a bro.
Not a bro at all.
What's he sitting there waiting for?
Does he understand how a carrow works?
The carrow is going to reload and get more dangerous after dumping its whole mag.
He needs to be aggressive.
He was not a good teammate, horrible person to play with.
430 you just screwed me over so hard there.
Hopefully they get the job done anyway.
Not an enjoyable teammate.
I'm sorry to hear you not feeling good Chromecast.
Guys should it be alarm bells that we're literally at prime time and we're down to 130,000 viewers
like and we're giving it doing this whole like come back thing right now.
Prime time 130,000 viewers.
I guess there's a lot, not viewers, sorry, players. You know what I mean, come on, 130,000 players.
It's quite alarming in my opinion.
That's the lowest the player numbers have been since before 2.0.
I think I should put fancy equipment on my vickers.
I've got three Bond Turbos. What do you think I should put them on? Probably manoeuvres tanks, I'd say.
It ain't the weekend yet.
Well, the weather's nice outside. It's the Thursday evening. Yeah, but it's primetime on the Thursday. I'm just saying 130K.
the least amount of players I've seen since at prime time since 2.0
it's a little alarming honestly because lowest all-time low player numbers before 2.0 were like
100k at prime time so only 30 above what was the lowest of low before 2.0 and we're giving it
of doing like a comeback at the moment. I've got a bad feeling that Wargaming are going
to have to up the aggressive monetization soon guys. I reckon we're going to see a
period of aggressive monetization coming up. I hope I'm wrong, but it's just how I feel.
I think the world of tanks player base is awesome.
I think we're very lucky to have such a nice player base as we do in World of Tanks.
I'm not even memeing, I think the World of Tanks community is actually really nice, all
in all, all things considered.
Sure we have our issues, but...
You say it's Toxic AF on NA, have you played other multiplayer games?
aww stupid durability device saving his ass dude this game is actually very close
need to be careful though
trades for the Aries.
What is that?
180 backtrack! It was 10 yesterday and the 10 of the day before that. What are you doing?
10 today oh my god 180 backtrack you are tracking your way
to financial stupidity right now man I really appreciate it they're super
generous thank you 180 backtrack so many gifted subs what a legend 50 gifted
subs this month alone dude thank you 180 backtrack hold on dude this games very
close I need to be rock focused on it but thank you so much we need to backtrack
hold on I'm not I'm not carrying let's carry
full health breaker at the back with no durability device that means tracking is
very tempting on him I spotted the whole time or was that a blind phone it's
It's hard to say.
Thank you so much 180 backtrack.
I don't deserve it, but thank you very, very much, dude.
Super kind, super kind, super kind.
Oh shit.
Oh, I saw he used his, I saw he used his repair gun so I thought I could track him and save
myself. I wonder why I shot at the tracks there. I saw he was Amorak, so I knew he
had his repair kit was on CD, so I thought maybe if I tracked him again I could escape.
Yeah, but like 130,000 people.
Sweaty's are out.
I should have done more there.
I only do 3,500 damage.
Alright, let's go to 1.13.
I wonder if the marks change on the 1.13 when they do a discount.
You know what I mean?
A lot of people would probably bought the 1.13 and the Amex 30B.
When did they do the discount?
It was a week ago, right?
So it's probably about here now and they haven't changed.
It's only 4,000 to mark this thing right now.
That's actually way easier than usual.
I should put some focus in on this tank.
Thank you very much, 180 backtrack.
Where am I going?
I think north would have been pretty good for this tank.
Let's make our way through, see what we can do.
So the 113, it's a tank that has 5 degrees of gun depression in the front, 7 over the
side.
It's got pretty good heat payment.
The main problem with the tank is that it doesn't have a shot catch here, it's flat.
If I was to change one thing about this tank I'd give it a bit of a shot catch over the
centre.
But yeah, I just don't really like this tank at all.
of
What's happening right now in that chieftain's brain is he thinks 113 Noob has just gone
down here. He's going to die. And so he can't decide whether he wants to come and join the
farm, or whether he wants to hang up there and wait for them to push through after they
get us.
Imagine things come out Christmas for a few years.
We're going to go through this centre then instead.
Well done to the E-100 for being Hodor there.
Hard to play the 113 and the 111.
That's a horrible take.
not wanting seven degrees of gun depression and the higher alpha trading.
You've got today and tomorrow what's left of today and then tomorrow to get the
QP commander and that's it I won't be streaming on Saturday Sunday so if you
want to get the QP commander you have to get it before I stop streaming tomorrow.
I'll stop streaming tomorrow and today probably at about like 10 UTC
tops
wow we're getting absolutely farmed here
what a horrible gun
Huh.
Oh, shit me, dude.
That bounce stalker's lower plate on my screen, but maybe it was the upper plane.
Wow, I don't even understand.
I must have flinched.
My shells felt like it came out in the barrel way slower than I aimed it.
It's just a misplay by me
Oh, you bastards. Take it, you 100, you filthy goblin. Dude, what is that gun depression
there, man?
As long as his chief didn't hit his shot, I should be okay.
Oh, I've got the wrong ammo loaded.
Fuck dude!
Fuck dude!
Fuck!
I would have won this game if I didn't cheap out and for some reason load AP.
I didn't think it angled perfectly for me, he angled perfectly.
Bullshit, lower plate on the KR1, can't even pen it with regular rounds at that kind of
an angle, just stupid, honestly.
needing to load gold for a tank's weak point.
I played so good and then unfortunately that KL1 just caught me a couple of times extra.
Oh I'm so sad this could have been such a good game here, such a hard carry.
That Aries is going to do disgusting things to the Hirschgafer, just load HE here mate.
Just load HE.
That's not itchy awful awful. Oh my god awful. You just let him kill the e4 as well. You complete clown
What's going on dude just kill him you overheated his gun
You can still do this if he doesn't suck
Oh, it's really tricky. I was changing between the rounds because, you know, he aren't as
good against the space armour over the side. Wow, did that manticore just throw? He did.
Get your shots, please, love. Okay, now in this situation, he needs to go the way that
the manticore is facing, if that makes sense. The longer he leaves this, the worse this game
is going to get, so he should basically just make a B line straight forwards and go for
the 1.13's lower plate. The longer he waits, the more the dravots in the SDK2 can flank
him. He needs to just go, uses hit points now, in this scenario. If he doesn't push right
now, he's basically just waiting for the game to get worse. If you're outnumbered in this
situation, it's never going to get better than it is now. So he's also just... Once he's
going to realize that the thing is just getting worse and worse. Ignore the
manticore, go straight for the 113's lower plate. Nice, now you turn for the
manticore and you get two or three shots in. Yes, now he needs to turn the way
the manticore's facing, or he can just auto-aim.
That just became interesting. Wow, he's actually going to win this now. That was
It's the worst ram I've ever liked.
Now he's a toot...
I...
I mean...
He should just go cap and in the dravits will have to come to him.
To be fair to the Ares, he actually has done better than I thought that a player of his
caliber would do.
The play against the 113's lower play was actually the correct thing to do there.
Ramming though, oh my god he's got him here as well.
Oh you know what thumbs up, where thumbs up at you?
GG mate.
Top gun, handled it.
I did not expect him to handle that.
That ram on the STK2 losing like 300-400 hit points was pretty silly.
Alright, let's have a go in the panther 88.
I can't believe I nearly lost that game with that shot into that lower plate.
It's a pretty good game.
Wonder if I'm doing no marks on this thing.
90.
I should try and mark this sometime, but oh my god, the idea of grinding this thing to
mark it.
Honestly, this is one of the last things I want to do with my life is to grind that thing
to mark it.
Well, let's go Panther Radiate.
You think he lost a thousand? I think he took 500 from the shot and then 500 from the ram.
It was my gut instinct.
Obviously, the ram was preposterously stupid.
What is this shitty matchup?
but playing a shitty tank to Mark is just putting yourself through shit.
Why do you want to work? It's a freaking game.
So Panther AT-8, isn't this thing getting buffed next patch or am I speaking out of my ass?
I thought they're buffing it.
It's already got 2 AC Alpha.
What are they doing to it?
Are they buffing its rate of fire or is its engine power and stuff next time?
That thing's side armor is insane, by the way.
Some of the ties on the stream.
Bro, you're telling me you don't identify like that?
Yeah.
few years you'll identify like that they're improving the alpha up from 280
again what are they improving the alpha to
Sugoi!
Uh oh.
Maybe.
Wow, broken clock.
Tells the right time twice a day apparently.
You want to three mark the shackle, what tips would I give you to improve? Let me take a look.
Is that how you pronounce it? Oh, look, there you go. CS 63, sorry CS 67 shackle masterclass
in World of Tanks. There you go. That's how you can three mark it. Let me Google that
for you. Alright, um, let's fact, let's go. That's a good game. Let's fact it up. Oh,
what's this? What did I take off that? What did I take off that? I don't even know. Any
device coated optics and exhaust. Maybe I have a turbo-bills.
Honestly, it doesn't really matter. This is fine.
Ah, I honestly just don't care. Let's go.
Buffs visualized, thanks Chrome.
So they're improving the rate of fire and the pen.
And the gold pen, wow.
And the engine power, that tank will actually be legitimate.
Actually legitimate.
Should be how close to getting the U-tier 10s, well they're not out yet, so it doesn't
matter.
But I will have them on day one.
I'm more interested in trying to get the 3-mark prep done.
Yeah, pickpocket.
I'm very surprised the first one is the dip.
If I was a tank, which one would I be?
I don't bloody know.
Don't identify as a tank.
Oh I missed that shot, that was painful.
Do you think the SFAC is one of the most enjoyable doubles?
It's a fair shot.
identify as an Apache attack helicopter it's a good one yeah I like that true story
I
This is what you really voted for, the SPAC 400%
of
I cry every time there's obviously the LC even 90 like in this bush all that bush
something like that.
Probably not be right here I think.
Oh
So close dude
I remember playing this tank shit tons when I wanted to do that Blackrock mission.
I had to do 5,500 damage, it took me a while.
God, those seagulls are
fucking loud, dude.
landing a double on an ELC moving down a slope
that's why it's so important to
re-bind your double away from your left mouse button so that you can have
smoothing
I don't know about you guys but I find it quite hard to hold the mouse button
like claw the mouse as accurately as you can.
the
If I fire here, it's probably going to be my last shot.
Let's pick Merman here.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, balls dude. This STLV fricking sucks at World of Tanks. How can he possibly let an
STLV wrap around us? Unprecedented levels of stupidity there, honestly. And then to
allow Pershing to be there as well?
I should never have allowed them to roof a flank us.
Wow, GG guys. 4,800 damage, is 4,800 in a tier 10.
Michael Sniper, first time Chessist, can you advise me how to go past Black Rocks on Marks?
You have 85% and you can't go higher? Yeah, I can.
What you need to do is you need to do more damage, and more tracking or spotting.
That was easy. Next question.
All jokes aside though with the Black Rock, it's just about finding as many places where
you can sit with 8 degrees of gun depression as possible.
So the only strength of that vehicle is the B2Get13 and the turret, and that's it.
B2Get13 and the turret.
And outside of pi 2 get 1 free in the turret, it's not exactly the most capable vehicle.
of
of
not bad
this by the way. One of the worst.
Come back any time.
At least our T28 is about to go and give that GST term what he deserves.
That is a rather good butt farming.
Yeah, get farmed Bozo.
Oh, Eagle, you...
Hell, gobble, you know.
Nice.
Nice.
of
of
of
the
Okay, I'll meet you again.
Oh, God.
Come back any time.
XM doesn't exist.
XM is just my paralysis demon doesn't exist.
XM doesn't exist. Just a piranis demon doesn't really exist. XM doesn't exist. Just a piranis demon doesn't exist.
XM doesn't exist. Why have I got regular rounds loaded?
Oh, no, it does exist! Of course it's called Hanzo-Mear. Sounds like horror.
This is a good game, dude. 2,900 combined for this piece of crap tank. We take that every day of the week.
Alright, now we're going to play the Honey Tube.
I was killed by one of these vehicles earlier.
I've got a high caliber in that tier 10 game in the Svac.
The STRV unfortunately was a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Yeah, if you'd been at the back of the map to stop the STRV, you would have been in there.
Oh, so sad.
So many good shots there for the S-FAC.
Two for Japanese.
You will like this because you're like,
Ha, he, it, it, it, dub.
Ha, he, it, dub.
just by the cheery.
Alright, what's the plan?
It's a tough match up.
Guess I'll go field.
I have the best noise already.
of
the
six hundred
enemies are attacking aggressively through the center
There are others, my man.
Awww, you're kidding me, I've waited this whole game for them.
At least I'm getting the whole of his tank in spotting.
Alright, guess we go to attack.
What's up, Mr. Watt-Tooten, how you doing?
me otherwise.
So many sweaty players now at Tier 4, it's crazy.
Might just be a one shot kind of game honestly.
He's the enemy about to lose wind ratio.
I'll show you when I can pen a Churchill there.
Alright, that was tier 4. Now I'm going to be jumping up to tier 10 playing in some EBR.
How many more tanks have I got left today? Oh, there's a lot of tanks. I'll see you
see how far I can get. Anyhow I don't play now, I'll play tomorrow.
You get a lot more new players at high tier now. That's actually a good point. You probably
get more new players at high tier than you actually get new players at low tier these
days.
Alright, EBR, low kitty to sweat.
game for this tank. What's next on the chopping board? Oh yeah, EBR. Vroom vroom! I wonder
what the tier 11 EBR will be like. It's kind of weird wargaming having added another light
tank. I reckon the next one will definitely have a light tank. Do you think they'll do...
what do you think they'll do next, guys? We're not getting any auto-loaders this time, so
So I think we'll get one auto loaded next time.
Snap can be quite tricky to be honest with you.
Let's go EBR o'clock.
EBR game you didn't do.
How are you driving you dingus?
I was blocking the minimap for this game, I'll reveal the minimap later.
to protect my team from dubious individuals.
of
of
100% ghost
I'll change the minimap back in a sec, I reckon the EBR is watching the stream, unfortunately
I don't want to screw over my team.
Sorry guys, I just had to hide the minimap because I reckoned EBR was a little scumbag.
And I don't want him to, especially when it's an EBR, I don't want him to be able to see
my team's positions because then he'll change his plays.
It was funny how he shat himself when I spotted him and then he turned around.
He probably didn't realize I didn't actually have anyone behind me.
if you'd come in at that stage you would have probably been able to get me
oh yeah you got me so good Tessack
How can I get an OutRama concept?
Digi, I'll take it.
4K combined in the end of 4Kills is not too bad.
I had to slow play the game because of G-Boots individuals.
Alright, let's have a go on the AMX M4 51.
I guess a lot of people are playing this because they want to try and race towards the next
tank.
very good did you oof sir congrats on your 900 damage in zero spotting very good very
good player you are notice how I'm at the top and you're at the bottom enjoy
Alright, let's have a go in the AMEX. Emily 51.
Kind of looks like a worse E5. What do you mean the new AMX at tier 11?
I'm not sure I agree with you.
Alright, we should get your ability here, I'm also going to spam gold like it's free.
I'll help him match up like this.
Let's pull French tank back in.
Ha! The Patton put his gun into my turret and blocked my shot there by the way. That's
very unusual. I actually shot the tip of the Patton's barrel while aiming at that progetto's
armor. You're wondering where my shot went. That's why you should never stick your gun
into somebody else's turret like that. Ally in front. It's still a hard thing to be able
to do
this tank feels like a banger to nine let me tell you
Oh, concept coming.
3000 combined, not bad.
What's up next?
Lion?
I'll show you on battle hits.
I'm talking about the gun.
I'll show you on battle hits.
He was sticking his gun into my turret and I shot it.
His gun wouldn't have even appeared on my screen though.
Ra, like this tank a lot. Actually pretty well in maneuvers on this thing.
to you bravo. Hostamel in and out thanks for continuing to sub. Use your girlfriend's Amazon
Prime to sub. I love it. Thank you, Hostamel. Grebuir, thank you very much to Grebuir for
continuing to sub as well. Abaddon, thanks for continuing to sub. Novamada, thank you. Normiosa,
Rufus, Cat, and Bubba Yeti, thank you all very much for subbing. All right, we'll take a vision
system exhaust. Here we'll go south, I believe, to try and spot. They've got quite a few TDs that
that I should be able to get rid of.
Remember vents increase raw crew skill, it's not just your crew skills, you're not understanding.
Like my bond vents, for example, even if I didn't have any skills trained on the crew,
it would still improve the major qualification by 8.8% which means that everything about my
tank will get 4% better, the view range, the accuracy, the rate of fire, all of this.
What's up, GSXR?
Gidding from down under.
There is a difference between line 41 and all the others.
This one is mine.
This one's got three marks as well.
Oh shit.
Oh, double shit.
Why is my team not getting any shots on them?
Where's my TDs at?
I meant to have a Griller and an FB-45 and everyone and their mum.
Oh shit.
Holy crap, I can't be forgotten.
got out of it all with my hit points on it's thing. Crazy. I think there's the right thing
to pull back there though.
Some will certainly remember who they were in C unless they're behind me, that's for
all I should have shot that, oh my god, I suck.
I hope we're about something to do there.
I might switch out to gold rounds and go hunt these bastards.
And if I wanted to play Ultra Safe I should probably switch planes.
Actually, let's play Ultra Safe.
Yeah, let's switch planes to play Ultra Safe.
Which tank is better, the Lion or the Predator?
I'd say the Lion is way better.
But the Predator is a premium, so because it's a premium, you know, credits are nice.
I like the line a lot. You know what? The line's also good in maneuvers.
As far as I'm aware, this is the only of the assembly shop tanks that I've premarked as well.
I can't think of another assembly shop tank that I've premarked.
Welcome.
Tegorsky, what's up, good to see you. Thank you.
I hope that fosh is crippled.
Fosh will be behind him in his sleep.
I got your back, bruv.
Gonna trash this DVD's lights.
Got full Christian Bailon's ass.
Oh, that was a very shitty game for me in this tank, but 3,300 will have to do.
I should have really had a full mag in there before I started the dumb.
You would play an E6 over a line in the maneuvers?
Sure.
I've played both of them.
West und Lea.
Or is it Woost und Lea?
Woost und Lea.
Thanks for being your sub of prime.
Appreciate you.
Alright, let's keep the paint train rolling.
concept 1b now. This is a very good heavy. Very good. I don't want to look at my win
ratio. Bro, why am I winning so much right now? First of all, problems I know. Just dominating
these donkeys welcome so many tanks a little time
I'll go south with a taboo I think
whoa
sit back as well thank you buddy
Today we had 7 wins and 7 games, usually the opposite show.
Let's keep the aggression up, guys.
Ah, that's a lazy shot, my bad.
Tree fell.
We should totally go.
Fuck yeah.
Come back any time.
I'll make sure we win the game for sure, I'll make sure we win the game for sure.
I'll make sure we win this one together great game and knows how to play
Just need to keep the aggression up there. No, how'd that G saw get me?
Nice.
That's how you win a game of World of Tanks, guys.
You push the advantage, you win.
It's just that simple.
Let's give some thumbs up to these guys.
Let's get F them up.
You just gotta put, let's literally World of Tanks.
Now we have a 5 tank advantage, but we're same on hit points.
We have to just go with the momentum, like we might die, but the thing is that we have
to push the momentum here.
We get our whole team rolling forwards at the same time and their camp means nothing.
Most of the time when you attack, the worst thing that you could do is to slow right now.
You've actually got to kind of like speed it up.
I'm going to try and keep yourself in the game though as much as possible.
Ah, Amex got me, GG.
We'll need the north to the northwest to be attacking as well. Hopefully the links can get some vision
We're disjointed here because these guys need to be attacking
We could actually lose this now
These guys are just being chill way too chill. The hell is this like this is hyper chill?
Yeah, we're actually gonna lose this I think
because our west has just not got the memo
like these guys need to be going in it's just horrendous that they're not going
in
because they're allowing these guys to farm these guys
they just need to push but they don't know how to play
so it's too little he's moving forward it's too little too late
shit well Gigi
now they're moving but it's just too late guys
If they had created a crossfire on these guys with some vision across while we were there,
it'd be the easiest game of our life.
I feel bad that I'm going to lose this game.
Not so much for myself, but more for those villains. They deserve to win here.
To be fair, our villains seem to be quite sensible in holding position.
I feel like I got a little unlucky with the damage that I took there though.
We've still got amazing angles on the opponent's. I still think even though
we're down a couple thousand hit points we actually have the advantage. As long
as this filling doesn't die, he just needs to really just play rock solid
tight. He needs to just camp right now. Just actually camp. Just wait. Wait for the
the other flank to start to wrap in. What we should do is get someone along the outside
here to create another angle. Centering 7-1, the game winning play for him right now is
to go along the outside here and then have hold down against these guys with multiple
angles. Shit. All right let's have a go in this Thritzvang M4257. This is a tier six
autoloader and did you know this was the first ever Swedish tank in the game?
Funnily enough I played this thing at Gamescom 2016 so I was the first person
to ever play a Swedish tank publicly but funnily enough when I played it the
The only thing that was exciting was the bloody Swedish voice acting, because when it first
went into the game it was a single shot tank, it didn't have an auto loader.
I'm such a farcid to see position zero as well.
I take the fight to the mid.
I'll take Coated Optics on this man.
Maybe not.
Yeah, probably.
You know what, I'll take Rotation.
No crew skills on the commander,
but my recommendation is put in a tank.
You wanna have the voice acting in
and then use a mentoring license to melt a crew
that you don't really like the voice acting into them.
Either that or a shitload of personal manuals.
Expensive on personal manuals.
Exactly, they used to pre-release the premium tank.
It was actually kind of cute because you could use it to prepare crews for the next patch.
It's been a long time since we had a new nation.
Arty got me, sorry guys.
They sent their whole team in the mid and Arty retracted me, otherwise I would have
got out.
Alright, let's have a go in the DBV152.
This is a tier 10 check, TD.
I think it's got an obscene amount of alpha damage doesn't it? Is it 800 or is it 850?
We lost that concept game by the way. Shit, I really thought I was so confident. Shoutout
to these villains, they were such nice players. Yeah, it looks like their EBR just held on
the line, did a good job. Their 54 was there as well. Our main problem is that we had,
this guy just had no idea how to win World of Tanks and that is to attack. The Borsig
as well. No idea how to win World of Tanks. We had some horrendous players and I didn't
realize I was overconfident and I didn't realize that we had some awful gamers on the other
flank who didn't know how to close a gap. RIP. I overcommitted. Alright let's go DBV.
800 alpha beast mode
We'll get me running out of ideas. I don't think so. It's just
It's probably better to flesh out nations. They already have the only thing they could do is do like a world nation a
Rest of the world, you know
Throwing a load of vehicles
All right guys, give me me.
I probably didn't need coated optics on this map honestly.
Last time I heard me say World Nation, but I'm just trying to say that there's quite
a few tanks, like single tanks, that couldn't quite make up an entire tech tree that they
could do something with, you know.
Probably just throwing everything in like a Soviet tech tree or whatever.
I don't know how long I'll stream more.
I'm streaming today and tomorrow, so you've got today and tomorrow to get it, Commander,
but that's it.
to turn tomorrow I'm not streaming on Saturday Sunday so make sure you get your time.
I'll have given you 30 hours to get the commander and after that my job is done.
Peace out, gonna go enjoy my weekend.
Wow that shell flew so high.
Crazy.
awful start for me gotta wake up focus on this every shot counts in a TD
well look at you getting farmed at the start of the battle
he might go over the hike path if he's stupid
Oh, he rammed him.
Dude, how did I not shoot that E4?
That was horrendous.
Oh, I didn't even know which way I was facing.
Ah, wake up.
Oh, it's actually torture right now guys. I'm not even gonna lie. Where's my fricking
turret at? Oh, I'm about to flip, dude. I am so out of practice with this gun. So out
of practice with this gun.
Horrendous.
So out of practice with my DDV.
Nice shot.
the
of
Michael sniper, how you doing matey?
That was impressive levels of stupid, that could be game losing.
Actually it did lose the game.
He just lost us this game for sure.
This was very winnable if he killed the Shelma because I could re-establish the line of fire
that we have. I reckon he's going to poke up in a second. Winnable again now. Questions
do I try and retake the spotting position? Do I get T100LT?
Wow, nice driving.
Now I just gotta watch out for the areas.
This is such a typical DBV game for me, I do shit damage but I do enough so I can win.
It's a very sneaky bastard tank, they're so flexible for these kind of end situations.
I have a very good win ratio in my DVB, but um, very bad average damage.
Is this just flat out better than the Griller?
I mean, I think you'd be telling porky pies if you said this thing wasn't better than the gorilla.
But the thing is the gorilla isn't a very good tank, so is the DBV a very good tank?
It's definitely better than the... a gorilla for sure.
Why no rammer?
Just a match of preference.
This map though I probably should take anorama.
Yeah, the reason why I take vents over a rammer on this thing is because I don't really feel
that changing my rate of fire from 18.5 to 17 is going to make that much of a difference
Because I hide anyway between my shots.
But missing a shot is catastrophic.
I think it's about 278, isn't it, 281.
Is it worth to buy this villain?
I mean, it's a very good tank, but do you really want another tier 8 premium?
I wouldn't pay money for a tier 8 premium.
This villain was available for 3,500 gold with the battle pass.
That was the sweet spot.
Bastard.
I can tell him exactly where he is.
He is right there.
Alright, next up we're going to play a very fun tank, it's the BT-42, this is a German
tier 5 premium. What's up channel thanks for being here with Prime Big Welcome Mate.
The RHM dive bomb was something very special.
Shitty game for me from a combined perspective, but a win-to-win.
Let's go two five German light, like this one. Fun tank.
You know what?
No, I can't do it. Maybe I'll need it on the gorilla, possibly.
Do I think the smoke grounds could become a thing?
Oh, they absolutely utterly could become a thing, but the question is, should they become
a thing? And my answer is no.
We already have fast enough games without removing choke points.
The choke points will slow the game down.
Do I have every tank in the game?
I have every tank, apart from the 116 at 3, and I don't have the 295 at 6 on this account.
Apart from that, yes I do.
When you've finished tanking the game, yeah, it's a bang-it-less tank.
Oh please.
oh just jelly that I'm the cooler tank I have the T95B6 on my free-to-play
I've got a freaking 69,420 bombs.
Oh, I've got a chieftain.
Oh, God.
Oh, so unlucky.
Oh no this is such a fun tank I'm about to have absolute cursed experience.
Bastards there's a lot of them.
Oh my god dude why did I have so many people rush me and why did the first shot miss on
the leopard.
of a bitch dude! Fricking higher tier mediums, just yeeting the middle of the map. Nooooo!
To be fair, I probably should have gone the safe way above. I don't think in this matchup
I was meant to do that. I can't believe I missed that shot on that leopard I think I just hit
his tracks
whatever
onwards and upwards
alright let's have a go in the
uh... burr, uh, IS-4
well that was painful
it's not the most fun tanks you can play
almost painful rounds of burr
burr, yen
nice map
Not a nice match up.
Yeeting mid.
Wishing me luck.
Hopefully I make it.
How in hell's name does that go 10 miles behind his vehicle?
Can you shoot him please?
Shoot him you...
Can get imbeciles dude!
Shoot him, I'm gonna have to just sacrifice and make a block for him here and hopefully they'll hit him.
I have no idea why the Leopard 120 and friends didn't absolutely butcher that E5.
Clowns!
F***ing clowns dude!
They had free shots on the side of that E5 the whole time.
They had- what are they doing? Shooting the rear line for absolutely no reason?
God's sake dude, how did I miss that fucking shot on the side of the um...
Borken keffer as well, that doesn't make any sense to me at all.
To have to have two of the worst games of the evening back to back, disgusting.
How did I miss that shot on that Borken keffer, I don't even understand.
That puts so much pressure on me.
His whole tank's in the reticle. His whole tank. His whole tank. I fire. I actually fire late.
But do you know what's really weird? Is that for some reason that's where the server reticle is.
That's where my reticle is. And for some reason it actually goes outside of it.
So it was really weird. When I fire, like the reticle's there, and then the shell goes so far to the left.
to the left so it was a very weird situation. It was almost like I got packet lost but then
the packet lost actually stopped. It was so weird. So you can see it has got the whole
reticle on and I guess I was just slow on the click. Like I swear I clicked here. I
don't understand. Like the whole reticle you can see it. There's the edge of the reticle.
It's like that. And then for some reason the shell goes like that. I don't understand.
It's like I had packet loss for the shop, but then the shell actually deviates and goes
towards the left of the turret.
So I don't know.
Maybe that was like not the server reticle, but why would the server reticle not be but
why?
If that's the client reticle, the client reticle should be there dude.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I'd have to have the two of the worst games back to back, man.
Why in hell's name do they all not punish that?
God forsaken T-125 as well.
They're all focused on shooting these guys, all they need to do is to just shoot the bloody
E5 as he trembled in.
Ah.
Why did I skip the IS-4?
I didn't mean to skip the ISVALL, obviously tilted from there, that shot on that Leavitt.
This guy never know how lucky he got.
Jesus Christ, look at this, this is what you have to play against as soon as you play low
tier, somebody who never grew up in life.
Good God.
71,000 games.
It's played 15 games at tier 9 and above.
I can't play that, I've got the same crew, no point in playing the type 71 waste of my
time to play the type 71 this patch might as well wait for next patch.
721 will be badass. Next patch guys. Might as well wait.
I just got two, one build, two of the same builds.
I needed to have a turbo, not a durability.
Anyway, this is the Type 71, it's a decent vehicle, but next patch it's going to be
so much stronger. I think they're increasing the alpha damage to 420. I really don't think
this tank needs a buff personally, but what we're giving need to do and what they do do
sometimes are two different things.
Okay, let's try and get back on the horse.
can I say how much nicer it is on this tank that you don't have to faff with kind of
like the double accuracy. I didn't see if this E4 had a durability or not.
I kind of need to cross here.
I'm clearly not going to withdraw from that position.
If you let me die, you'll lose the game. If you come and fight, you'll win.
If you pissing yourself, you have no idea how to play World of Tanks.
Just shoot him, you dumbasses. Just shoot him. Look, I've literally put them on a
fecking platter for you. He's given you his arse. Just shoot his fecking arse. Do your
fecking jobs.
Shoot him!
I might be dead here.
Fuck that mouse, unironically.
Jesus Christ.
This guy might be called General Clitters, but let me tell you, he couldn't find a win
if it was right in front of him.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Unbelievable.
Imagine I got the Type 71 to literally turn their entire arse.
And literally, instead of just driving over here and helping, this absolute total cock
of a player would rather go around the outside as if to just say like, F U, I'm gonna go
off and do like, my own thing.
That's how salty this absolute total twat of a player was, dude.
Literally, instead of just going across there and helping like, free win easy the battle
the sides just piss off down the other side. Lucky that we win this. I don't know what
more my team could have possibly wanted. GG. I'm glad I didn't back down from that fight.
I probably shouldn't have taken the extra shot from the E4 honestly I should have just
focused on tracking that guy and ignoring the type 71.
Mouse says bro in chat, you ain't a bro.
What a total bastard.
Okay, I missed the icefall, let's go play the icefall.
There's Burjan as well dude.
Why in the hell's name did the leopard and not just dump them?
You just had the easiest opportunity of your life to just shoot this E5.
I got zerged by a complete donkey.
Unfortunately for me the Borkin kefir was half decent and lucky as well as I should have
plowed my first HG show into him.
Come on matchmaker please don't screw me today.
How do I not have auto return on on the IS-4?
It's probably because I had a different crew member that I melted down.
I don't like this map at all for the IS-4.
Not an enjoyable experience.
So IS-4, what do you do in this tank?
Basically, you just shove.
That's it. That's all there is to say.
You want to try and make tanks like this useful.
If I can cover the MBTB while he dumps mags, we win the game.
That's it. That's it. It is that. It's simple.
The S4 is meant to be a meatball, the tanks for its team, and that Type 71 game, thanks
to that mouse.
All right, they've got quite a presence in mid, they're 100% winning mid, so we have
to push here. We don't have a choice, we have to go.
MBTB, what are you doing? Where are you?
Bro, what are you waiting for? I just drained them for you!
Holy fucking shit, this team is about to make me very unhappy.
Why in f***'s name do you not isolate when they're winning mid?
Holy shitballs!
Imagine having a f***ing MBT and not just going in and dumping a mag.
Now we've lost the centre, we're gonna lose the north, might as well just 115 it right
from the beginning of this bloody game.
What are you waiting for?
You're waiting for them to just shoot you all in the turret one by one while you do
piss all now?
Drive in, I train the fecking T57 Heavy, his full mag of gold.
You come in, you go, Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
You advance to that corner, you go up on the ridge, you go take the mid-ridge, GG.
Alright, I'm gonna go take a break.
Just absolute apocalyptic, complete, total shite matchmaking the last 15 minutes, honestly.
Combined with awful RNG for me.
I'll leave you in the hands of Mr. Incomposite here as he snipes from the top ridge.
Alright, I'll be right back and I'll try and get some momentum back, dude.
Dude, so sorry, I just obviously need a break right now.
I'll come back, try and rock and roll.
I've had such a bloody good stream in just like this last 20 minutes, it's been unplayable.
Unplayable morons, dude.
They're all doing everything wrong, almost as if they're doing it on wrong on purpose. Seriously.
Not real.
Come back any time.
I
Holy crap, they won?
What?!
Sorry about getting angry boys and girls, I had a nice cuddle with Thor, I'm feeling
better now.
How in hell's name did they win?
I cannot believe it.
I don't even understand.
Obviously, I was just raging tilt, but I still can't help but feel that this guy should
have just gone in.
out the T57 heavy for free. Anyway, whatever, I think I was just very frustrated from an
in-series of unfortunate events. I want to know whether that mouse's name was anonymized
or not. No, no, it's not. No, it's not. Fabulous. Third on damage there. Tricky. Alright, anyway,
back had a nice cuddle with Thor so we can finish off these tanks with style
because yeah that was a tough run of games oh god I don't mind having like
one or two bad rounds but god when you have like four frustrating rounds then
it's usually it's me that's the problem so it's really important to have like a
tilt reset it's getting a bit angry there angry isn't the best way to play as soon
as you start thinking like this rather than like this. Definitely good to go do
something else. I still do think that mouse was a complete see you next
Tuesday. I also think that the MBTB should have come in with me to clip out
the T7 heavy because it looked like we were losing the mid and would the game
along with it. I have no idea how the enemy sucked so hard honestly and lost
that game it should have been an easy auto win for them. Okay, I already played the
Type 71. I just forgot the IS-4.
The Type 71 game we had, the horror mouse. What's up Warlock? Good to see you. Thanks for
continuing stuff. Barricade tank as well, thank you.
Yeah, tomorrow will be the last chance to get my commander.
The reason why I couldn't play the IS-4 is because my crew is stuck in the furrowing.
I'll try. This map is going to be quite hard for this tank, I should imagine. Especially
against two BZT70s.
Oh, thank you, Co-Dames. That's very kind. I appreciate you. Very very kind. Thank you,
sir. The commander you get from the drops right now is the original QB commander, the
one from 2022. The one that's nicer to you, I guess. Right, we ought to win this game
if they keep coming up the slope like that. It's done. The crew skin does not give my
my voice to the commander.
No.
Think.
Excuse me.
I don't know where that came from.
Sorry boys and girls.
What's my opinion of adding the Dravitz to Onsor?
Honestly, I don't think it's going to make that much of a difference because the Dravitz's
ability is just shitty.
of
Oh, it doesn't...
Wow, it went so low. Could be game losing that shot.
Um, we need base.
Yeah, good luck, Yeageroo.
Recommend a tank for tank sniper metal.
Hold on.
Tank sniper metal isn't even in the game anymore, mate.
But I don't think you get the Tank Sniper Medal anymore.
Tank Sniper used to be most pens over 300 metres, wasn't it?
You got one yesterday?
Not on PC you didn't.
Unless I'm mistaken.
It still exists.
What?
Sniper. Unless they've changed the name a bit.
Are we talking about the same medal?
Never left. I think we're talking about two different things.
I think they retired the sniper medal. Now I'm not sure about any of those
ribbon things.
If you're talking about one of the ribbon things, that's different.
This game just went topsy turvy, because it didn't push.
Oh, you're telling me there's a tank snipe there?
I've never heard of that.
Must be one of the ribbons that I don't look at like.
Oh, come on.
Was Tank Sniper the one for doing over 300 meters?
I just don't really think about that.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I guess you're trying to do one of the Drop-It's missions or the Blackrock missions.
Tank sniper is a battle hero's medal.
Okay, thank you.
Wow, nice low roll.
Oh well, I still won't force the Bat Chat to attack.
Good.
Alright, not exactly a great game.
over 300 meters, not pence. How are you 3 marking the 3 it's impossible? I just told W and go farm.
How do you find the other stuff? Here we go.
I mean this, huh.
Well I just fire at least 8 shots, firing at 85% of the penetrate armor.
I mean it's pretty obvious, you just gotta play something that you do damage over 800 meters and fire at least 8 times.
So that means you don't want to play like Yagpanzer 100, plus you want to play things that are accurate.
So probably STRV103B would be the best thing for that.
I thought you meant this.
Sniper was achieved at least 85% hits out of a minimum of 10 shots fired with a potential
1000 damage or more.
This was awarded before the release of the 8.11 version.
Baltas medals as well.
This used to be called a Vittmann's medal.
Guys, let's take a moment to appreciate Uncle Scrub's got 7 or more kills, 67 times before
even 8.0 was released in 2012.
Disgusting.
I had the equivalent of 67 Radley Walters medals before 2012.
How many Radleys have I got now?
220.
Looks like I used to get a lot more kills back in the day.
I probably got a lot more kills back in the day.
It was a lot easier.
If I got 67 Walters medals,
67 baltas medals in a year in 16 months and then since then I've got 220
rattles oh but then again you've also got to include the pools I've got 240
equivalent now
A lot less.
I get a lot less medals these days compared to back then.
What are they going to do?
Oh yeah, play a mouse.
Good.
This is a good vote.
Everyone loves the mouse.
Let's go get some mouse style.
Good times.
Yeah, basically STRV.
Back then hit points were a lot lower at low tier as well.
You have 10 kills but no pulls metal. Looks like you did it at low tier. Low tier doesn't
give pulls medals does it? Oh my god I don't have bond vents on the mouse, poor mouse.
10 kills in an ice, 3 bit no pools. That doesn't make sense to me.
Paul's wasn't in the game, so I guess it was the Baltas back then, or the Whitman's.
Otherwise you're dropped by not progressing anymore, maybe you're watching multiple streams,
you're going to get drops from a single stream at the same time, so close all the others
and then refresh the stream, I'd recommend if you're a boat like that.
But it's through your own problem.
You're welcome, Susan.
I'll have brand new drops for you tomorrow as well.
You're actually angry where your crew skins?
Where are they?
You've claimed the drop, don't you think?
Oh
Excuse me, fuck you got my engine
Excuse me
Excuse me, excuse me.
Alright, mouse needs to just keep using its hit points here.
Let's just kill the PTZ-58 first.
Stay focused on target, get the tanks out, be a support, get the attention on me again.
He wants to shoot him, I won't let him.
so we get shit done guys
and then we give thumbs up to our friends
I'm not going to stream for an extra 4 to 5 minutes unless I want to
just have to watch tomorrow
I already streamed for 11 hours today
and I streamed for 10 hours yesterday
could have been here. Alright, let's finish this. How crazy fast is the mouse though?
Well, another fast battle, yeah. Bit more satisfying.
This is the problem when you have tanks that weigh 180 tons driving along at 29km an hour.
This tank was never meant to drive this fast, but you get a bomb turbo, you get the field
mods and suddenly you have super heavy tanks with 3,300 hit points forming it around.
It was a fun fight though, you know, I did exactly what I needed to do.
I still had 1,700 points to work with as well.
The biggest mistake that people make in the mouse is they just don't commit their hit
points while the game is winnable.
We'll need to understand that the mouse's hit points are an extension of their team.
That was a great shot, well played.
Wow, that's unlucky.
What the frickity frick!
Nordic noob, your absolute legend.
Balls.
Thank you very much to you.
What a wonderful 20 gifted subs.
Hold on my friend.
Let me see if I can hit this extra concept shot.
Outrageous.
Rollie-Poly!
180 ton rollie-poly.
Okay. Thank you so much, Geonotic Mew.
Outrageous. I don't deserve it, but thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks for the wonderful stream.
You're very welcome.
And Al-Qaeda, once again, thank you for subbing today as well.
Al-Qaeda, I appreciate you. You're very very welcome. I'm glad you've enjoyed any part of the stream.
Pleasure. 53% of their E100 was not such a great player and that KR1 poor guy. Sorry Bob,
it wasn't your day. Thank you so much Nordic Noob. Super generous, thank you very much.
Thank you Nordic Noob. And once again congratulations to you on your Black Rock today my dude.
I hope you enjoy it. Oh, I'm playing arty now.
Closet clickers coming out. Come on.
Thank you Nordic Noob. Thank you very much. The day of the Black Rock.
You got a new crew on your first 10,500 battles night. Oh, congrats.
You're liking the Black Rock, are you, Nordic Noob?
What do you like about it?
Oh, this map kind of sucks for this tank.
I tell you what, this isn't a tank request or anything, but Nordic Noob.
This isn't for Nordic Noob, by the way.
one likes the black rock anyway.
Love Step says where's his tank request?
You can go and request Samantha to play tank for you.
T-13 juror as well, and full of the lolls.
Lopset of T-13 Samantha say that some things have been said about you today, that they're
absolutely fiddling their pants off, okay.
You like pressing W to go to the front?
That's good.
230 went to bed.
Oh no!
I'll have a yellow then.
Oh god that's my maaout, that's my mark.
Oh my god, I cannot honestly believe the, oh man, oh.
I cannot believe this rock actually just screwed me there.
Holy shit, this was not a good arty game.
To be fair, my team gave me all of about no time down there,
so we'll play to the enemy teams,
we're just shoving through.
Oh.
Holy shit, I actually have an artillery mission to do with this tank.
I should totally continue to do it.
No.
Should play the Object 261, it's like a priority then.
I get low enough in here to shoot that action turn without being spotted around the pool.
Haha, fuck you!
Oh dude, this is what artillery players do, isn't it, at the end of the game.
What a waste of my win ratio today. Weasel's who voted for it.
What's the fuss about free commanders with zero perks you can get for free in the game?
I mean, the voice acting? I don't know, I guess you just don't think that having the voice acting in your tank is that fun, I guess?
That's fine, if you're not interested in the voice acting.
Come back, Eddie.
So we're going in the backchats.
Let's go get some Disable WhatsApp.
Good to see you.
Honk.
My voice makes you angry and game only.
Cool.
At least it makes you feel something
Alright, let's go vision system exhaust here. Let's go try and win the south
There's EBR man's code to deal with which could be tricky, but it's like
You like Chuck Norris voice lines?
I think the Chuck Norris voice lines for me were good for like one battle and then afterwards it was
Pretty hard to listen to honestly
It's the Bat Chat not way better than the A6X
Well, it's definitely not better when it comes to gun depression and big mag.
No one's going to snipe you down there.
Well I'm completely boned.
I'm gonna go for a reload.
Shit guys, I don't know whether I can even hold here with the incompetence of my team
right now.
of
It's just disgusting honestly to even have to play this game with such incompetence.
Ares90C has two marks, I don't even know how he has two marks and he's on a downslope sniping.
Idiot. Just drive up here, go here, go here.
EBR as well, never seen such incompetence.
Just freaking go south, you absolute imbecile.
EW as well, 31-05 trying to spot the mid as if you've got shitloads of TDs that are gonna go there.
Just fucking go up, go south and try to win the game.
just unbelievable incompetence it really is. This was going to be the easiest win of our lives.
All I needed to do was just to have like one more person with me in that position
and I would have been able to handle that entire flank. All right um, walking care for, cool.
Let's go get spotting. I think the Aries was just A of K at the start of the battle, I don't know.
Maybe he had something else he was doing on his desktop. We've all been there I guess.
still sucks when he's on your team doing that.
Arty's needed to really bail me out of there, that wasn't my only chance, but of course they're going to focus north.
Is this probably one of the last times I'm going to get to play this map in this position?
position. To be fair, for a light tank this map sucks right now outside of being a damaged
deal. Also, all Tier XI match-ups... disgusting. We're going to be seeing way more all Tier
XI match-ups on Wednesday, let me tell you. Way more all Tier XI match-ups. What do you
meaning uncle scrubs will obviously as soon as they release new lit new new tier
11's people will be spamming to get the upgrades in three new tanks there's one
million experience to farm in tier 11's starting on Wednesday
There are no more scotty six drops.
Yep, yes sir.
Those were last Saturday.
that Westfield game should be the easiest game of our life on this one.
I used to be one of the old maps back in the day, I had problems with graphics cards I think.
of
of
the
death
Hmm, didn't expect that.
How can my team be making a mountain out of a molehill?
got this thing is very phenomenal rich land like this
All right, all right, well, I can't play if you turn me sideways, thank you.
I am very disappointed they're going to be changing this map. I think it was one of the
on the better maps in the game.
Was that a shot? Or did he get blown up from the Amorak?
It was probably a shot, right? That was a dramatic ending.
I did not expect nearly 10k combined here from the Borken Kepha.
No, I think I shot him, one-ho.
Nice ace tanker, then.
That's 6,000 damage, I mean, that was Borkin' Care for Masterclass.
Should we do the ice-fall game?
No, I shouldn't.
This backchat game was diabolical. What were you doing mate? All you had to do was come
south. You called yourself a good player, you didn't play like it. Absolutely trash game
played there by you. 13105 as well. Unbelievable. Just come south. Hair is 9c as well. Just
come south. Can't believe we gave up that southern flank for no reason. Alright. OI.
oh i am going to play the japanese tier six
heavy
so can be good
talking
always fun to play talk
Alright, where am I going?
Go south, Triumph Club.
Ah, you're welcome, enjoyed.
I think wargaming are idiots for the way they keep changing maps.
It's like they have nothing better to do.
I reckon they've got a department that's designed on trying to fix maps, and they're
just making the game worse.
It's that simple.
They take maps that were perfectly playable and slow, and they make them progressive ship
fests.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that we shouldn't have progressive maps inside
the game, but making things faster is not progression, okay?
I think it's quite nice to have awkward maps, occasionally, that you have to take your time
with, or that feel bad in certain places, because sometimes they can feel really rewarding
in others.
I think Wargimmy just mess around with the game for the sake of it.
Camping for 13 minutes is awful, there aren't really many of any maps that that happens.
like. Prokhorovka and Malinovka a little bit. Probably shouldn't have crossed there honestly.
This game looks positively over because we have the eagles that are going to Narnia.
I'm sorry that guy just shooting me over the fricking front discussing to please fall back.
Now you've just made them hold down around the corner.
Come on Eagle, have mercy, just let me get one shot in, thank you.
I would say well played to the enemy team, but it was really just more of a case of, um, I play a
mediocre tank for the current meta, and my Eagles decided to go down the other flank, which is fine.
Alright, let's have a go in the Black Rock.
A bonus tank for a bonus evening.
70% wins today. Like, the last hour has been pretty shitty. I was doing way better.
I think I was at like 73% wins before the last hour and my WN-8 slash WN-X would have been way higher in X apart from the last hour.
Do I need a turbo on this map?
Durability, it depends if I YOLO.
Alright, I've decided to go with a turbo, so here's the thing.
If I had like a durability device, I could fight this corner maybe, but because I don't, I have to push forwards.
I'm not going to shell, I have to go forwards.
Does Blackrock have special abilities? Yes.
The special ability on the Blackrock is you pen to get one free.
To be pen to in a row, your third shot is a double, with a half to second intro.
Holy shit, enemy team is going to come forward as well by the looks of it.
You know what I respect these gamers? These gamers are bad players.
That's all there is to say. The fact that they're shoving right now.
Awwww.
I respect.
I got a fan. There's no arty so maybe I can do this.
Am I tall enough to do this on this map?
Nice. Mark on this tank is so satisfying.
Let's see if I can get it right.
I forced that Drabbit's back around the cube.
Nice shot, Travis, well played.
Well played.
I'm really happy I went forward, that was nice.
nice low roll
Toro, Toro!
I think most people are afraid of the Black Rock.
I don't agree with that statement.
I think that certain Black Rock players can make people afraid of them, I guess.
It's more about the...
Shit, that could be a bit of a pickle, eh?
How's that leopard able to poke there?
Shit.
Might lose this game.
Because we've got so many wasted hit points on the last cannon German tank destroyers
who are doing shit all right now.
And a TVP as well.
I think we'll lose.
Big moment here for the PSY7.
He's lost a load.
Okay, that's huge.
That's huge.
The fact that he got into the corner is huge.
Alrighty then. Not a bad end. That was 5,300 combined. Good luck to you once again Nordic
Noob on your Blackrock adventures. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, that
was pretty much about a 70% win ratio session today. Hope you all have fun. That was 11.5
hours of Uncle Scrubs. I am done. I'll be back tomorrow. I'm going to be streaming
like about one o'clock in the afternoon tomorrow, UK time,
so that'll be midday UTC.
Yeah, I'll find somebody to raid.
Thank you all very much for coming along.
It was a good time.
I hope you had a good time with the stream.
Lots of ace tankers today.
Yeah, if you want even more terrible content,
go ahead at my YouTube channel.
Yeah, there were three massive ace tankers yesterday,
three massive ace tankers yesterday
in the SDK to Contriver and the Ambassador.
Anyway, appreciate you all.
Thank you, that was 11 and a half hours.
It was a good stream today.
I am going to go pop off, have a nice chill,
have a nice relax, and I'll be back
and we'll do it again tomorrow.
Sounds good?
Okay, cool.
See you then boys and girls.
Peace out.
I
All right, guys, nobody's really streaming.
Looks like German streaming again.
Have a good one boys and girls, I'll see you later.
See you tomorrow, go say hi to German for me.
New drops tomorrow, irrelevant of whether you got the commander or not, plus you can finish
come on to drugs tomorrow. Peace!
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