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GOOD TAKES/POTENT REACTS🚨-then-> PoE2 AZIRI NON-0 CHANCE🚨CLOWN WEEK STARTS TODAY!! (FULL CLOWN TRANSFORMATION = DAY 7)🚨
12-23-2025 · 7h 12m
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Well, we clown a week clown emotes it already
We a week clown week emotes it already
That you know what up fucking right guys no listen chat
Clown week that is one week of talking about clown week and then one hour of actual clown
Here's a YouTube video proving that you do not need to be a clown for clown week. The title of the stream is enough
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Okay
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, dude most evil cults in America
Nah, no way, dude. It's no way
Oh bless me
Let's see Quinney wise.
Quinney, guys, the cloud cosplay is happening in seven days.
Whoa.
10 of these six days.
10 of these six days.
Guys, it's not nothing.
Count clown.
I'm not starting up with clown guys.
The full clown cosplay is seven days from now.
six days from now six and a half days from now something like that full
clown cosplay all right guys
God.
Look.
Look, mate.
Now week starts today, boys.
I've been preparing all year.
Juggling, unicycling, balloon animals, you name it.
It's the most easier. Hit my music.
I shouldn't have expected anything else but a scam week look look what do you want for
me what more do you want what more do you want what more do you want guys full
okay look look look look I know I've seen the review video I'm super excited
look
Holy moly, are you sure you can afford all that?
What's in your alerts?
Guys, guys, you can customize your clan alerts.
Okay, you can customize your clan alerts.
Uh...
Chubbo, I may sometimes meme a bit over the line but it is all intended in Wholesome Spirit.
Thank you for another great year, Quantum.
The red nose!
Chat, if you spam vegan you are the clown chat, honk honk.
Churbo keep up the gobs work and Merry Christmas.
Smile.
Plastimize your clown themed alerts.
Twitch alerts.
I should.
I should've left.
Weren't you banning people for saying that clown week would end up being a scam?
Eckhunt.
Bruh.
Look, motherfuckers!
Bitchass!
I should've left.
As much effort for clown cosplay as Uber Boss kills.
Okay, motherfuckers.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
B9 Natch Neutral Set Colourless Powder.
Okay.
Look.
Look.
Look. Makeup brush. Uh, whatever this thing is, whatever this thing is. Okay. What is
that something it's something cut look yellow black blue blue okay wait there's
more there's more there's more what is this at least give us a red nose pussy
Uh, what are this? We got all sorts of that and then wait check this one out
Can this thing fucking focus
Clown white jet clown what this this here is
Like sixty-seven dollars of clown makeup
Okay
And all this combined is 300 dollars a plan maker. Okay. I am under the sickest clown cosplay
Soon
Soon my brothers soon when I say soon I mean 70 it's on the 7th day
The full clown cosplay full transformation in 7th day now
We can't make it the room
Hello Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Where are the clowns?
Look, this guy customised his shit.
This guy customised his shit.
Can we get that AIM out that Quinn always bans where Quinn is bald
and he puts on the rainbow wig and has that retarded excited face?
The red nose hasn't arrived yet.
ah ah ah clown glasses on clown glasses on come on come on I got clown glasses on man
what are you guys what?
the doctor I am Quinn 69
ah chat yes this is clown week but do you not say chat I am fully dressed up already
chat. Look, when I was working in the New Zealand military as the Canteen Dinner Lady,
I saw all sorts of clowns, I mean, soldiers coming in and out waiting for me to serve them.
I was inspired by them as I served them a freshly hunted possum that died five days after
I shot it. This is my clown cosplay chat chat.
Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Where is the red nose?
Guys, do the four clown clothes by on day seven.
There is no red nose.
What is this low effort shit peeper age?
Oh, you guys got...
Okay, look.
Disappointment.
Is that?
Cut!
No, it's this.
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
We said clown week not pride week bozo.
And I quote chat we're gonna do a proper clown week, a full week of juggling, unicycle riding,
clown games, balloon animals and general clown related activities, culminating in a day of
full clown cosplay, these were your words not ours.
Yeah, full clown cosplay in the final day, that's the comp, wait, final comp, yes.
Chat you can say many things about.
He's fat, bald, retired, and possibly a touch mentally ill, but you cannot ever say he doesn't
keep his word. Clown week is here. Love watches and hate watches together at last.
Don't get banned for clown week.
A doctor? I am Quinn 69. Chat ill have you know I went to a circus once. Also my dad knows
a guy who knows a guy who does birthdays in a clown costume. That basically means I am
a clown as well.
Clown.
Listen here you clown bozo.
You think we're fucking idiots?
You put some LGBT shit and think this is a clown?
We demand a fucking motherfucking red nose.
I guess I'll have to catch Co-Karnage when he ultimately redeems you for your chat again
or does an actual clown-oak.
Honk honk.
No freaking way!
No freaking way!
It literally broke on the birth of alone.
Ugh!
I can't believe I did a single map and missed all the clown content.
You got a long balloon it's a long balloon look at that look at that guys you got a long
balloon now are you done it okay guys just guys can I take the clock it's too it's too
hot I'm gonna wear that but don't worry when the full clock cosplay comes on will we wear
in it okay guys guys guys it's too hot it's too hot look you got a balloon you
got a long balloon you're gonna look the balloon on the ground there somewhere
Who's ready for some reacts?
So uh, they're just going to blow up the balloon.
What's the sub goal for you making an animal with it?
Haha, here's some very high if it jokes for you. How do you organize a space party?
You do planet?
Isn't that funny here's another one
What did the triangle say to the circle you're pointless?
Yeah, here's another one. What's left in the toilet after dinner at McDonald's a huge d4
Yo, this guy's a comedian.
You had over 11 months to prepare for this. What is this pitiful shit? We see a little you care about us.
Can't believe I've been defending Quinn this whole year and this is all we got. I guess I was the clown all along.
Oh, no, it's day one. What the fuck? It's day one.
It's day one. I need to, there's gotta be another fucking pop here.
It hurts, mate. I can already feel it. Just more than that one.
My gland.
My gland is hurting.
Oh my god. Wait, do I really know what this is? Huh?
the red nose and the makeup is happening guys the red nose and the makeup is happening on
on the seventh day, okay?
Red Nose isn't here yet.
I would try it out.
If it was here, I would try it out.
It's not here though, yet.
Okay, how does this work?
Let me see, let me see.
I've got helium.
I've got helium.
I wanna see if I can make some helium balloons real quick.
Let me see.
Dude, I love this.
I need to see it all, Jack.
I need to see it all.
The great clown will soon be back in town.
And the boys can hardly wait
Open your wallets
Open your hearts
The hour is getting late
But doctor, abort
Spare a dollar, spare a dime
Spare every bit you've got
For the clown, he is nearer on us
Don't let this be all for naught
Oh
My god
On day seven, okay, fall
Well, they need to add this
Fall okay add or it takes
You guys are so dumb, bro
fall
make up clown cosplay day seven
stop saying that's how it always has been
look I know what I said last year okay I said clown week I said seven days of
clown and I'm literally wearing the shirt for the whole week I'm living the
spirit of it man I can't sit here in full makeup for 168 hours my skin
would fall off at the wheel understood that
well then it was chat clown hour no refunds
guys have a cloudy vote on activate the cloudy votes
activate are they on
I can't see it.
Helium balloons, yeah? Let's see if we can do one.
I don't know if I get it.
We have something that will mark you as a spectator.
We do.
We got predictive gear.
Wait, what the fuck is that thing?
What the fuck is that thing?
Clown kit with baste.
Fuck the fuck.
Is this your get-to-get-what-we-never-in-the-stakes-out-cut?
I'm not wearing a crown kit with baste.
What?
6 o'clock.
I'm not wearing the clown cap with vest.
What?
That's so rude.
Fuck that.
You're fucked.
That's what I'm wearing right now.
I'm wearing that exact one.
This is the clown vest and it comes with the bow tie.
This start seems like the last minute effort for a group project in school.
Hope it will be worth it at the seventh day.
What have I done wrong there, Jack?
Guys.
Wait, what?
This is out of the-
Guys, look, fold my-
Scammed. It's classic.
If there is no red nose, then there is no clown weak.
week what kind of low-effort shit show is this quick gaslighting and astroturfing
chat you are zero seven for clown week classes zero seven clown week has not
started yet don't get it twisted bozo
What the fuck, uh...
Doctor, I am Quinn69.
Quinn, I must say, this user profile.quin69.app is pretty sweet.
I swear.
Props to you for telling the guys that actually run the stream to code it.
Ms. Teo, this is something that's been in the works for way before Clown Week, by the way.
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
Very good directions or something.
Do not reveal death and speak to my arm, please don't release.
How the fuck does this work?
How does this work, Jack?
Do I need to put a holter or something, do I need to take the edge off?
What do I do?
They're twisting it on.
It goes on.
It's not going through the tip.
It's not going through the tip.
Take off the cover, holy shit.
Is this a cover?
That's not a cover.
You are supposed to be a clown, not a retard.
It's releasing stuff.
Doctor, I am Queen 69.
This is not letting anything go through.
This is not letting anything go through.
It only has a tiny hole.
When you put the balloon on it and press down it will fail.
Wait, I have to press down?
I'm squeezing, that's happening.
Oh!
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe there's some techie, maybe he's on something.
Okay, wait.
Oh! Oh! Oh, you got that! You got that!
All right, this is starting to look like a clown show now do a move
This bloke has four kids GG
It's on the roof it's on the room bro. Oh my god
It's on the bro. Oh
Wait, how do we get it down now if I wait?
Shit! The helium tank is full of a...
Fuck!
I don't know what I just did. Did I fuck up anything? It'll be good. Okay, wait.
I
How the fuck does anyone do this?
Oh, look at that.
Oh, bro!
Bro, look how fucked this is so powerful!
Oh my god, look at this!
Ladies and gentlemen, Quinn 69!
Appreciate the support Quinn, but for future reference, Pride Month is in July.
This is so powerful Chad that I can't even hold it down. What do I do?
What the hell does anyone want a balloon? Who wants the glahlian balloon?
The clown, the great clown Quinn 69 has come and he offers you this balloon
Where'd it go bro? Where'd it go?
Remember Quinn, do not hold more than three of them at the same time or they will carry
you away.
Put the red nose on, clown.
I'm glad I live to see the day when Quinn finally accepted who he is Strong's clap.
Oh my god!
Hi doctor, I am very sad today.
There's a great clown in town you can go see in town tonight named Quinn69.
Hi doctor, I am Quinn69.
There's no way I could tie this up.
Oh, there it is.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
What?
What?
Wait, what?
What the fuck is this?
No makeup. No nose. No decorations in the cookst. No unicycle. No outfit. No new twitch or twitter
clown profile picture. No new camera filters like the B, rest in peace. You look like my
cousin dressing up for the circus. He has Down's syndrome BTW.
I don't have things motherfuckers do this shit for a holy shit.
us you yes Tyrone I'm holding the end right now can you feel it let me just
squeeze it here it's too heavy Tyrone and what have I been to a little let me
Um, yay. Maybe. Uh, is it working?
Alfect gifted a tier 1 sub to SCAM69. This is their first gift sub in the channel.
I don't know what chat was expecting, this is perfect for clown week, scuffed as hell,
last minute panic to put stuff together for stream, couldn't ask for more.
250 billion dollars during the scammer's land for this
Doctor I am Queen 69. I know it's clown week
I know you wanted the wig and the face paint and the dog on Hong Kong nose
I get it but listen all right. I'm still on brand these these right here clown socks full sin
They've got the nose the hat they're doing the smile thing. I bought them for this week. That's commitment look at
Looks like Elton John got DLC modded into a clown and the texture pack didn't finish
installing.
Clown clown.
Are you ready for clown week chat?
The circus is in town boys.
Hmm. Alright, what are we actually doing for clown week, huh?
I was gonna play D4, but that game's dog shit. Give me something better.
Do we juggle? Do we ride the uni? I'm open to ideas shit.
Time to clown.
Alright.
It is time to commune with the beast.
Oh no!
Hey!
No!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
What did I make?
Who could see it?
I caught the balls!
Let's go!
Shall we cut it?
See?
Ball, ball, penis.
I gotta do the headlice.
There we go.
You see it?
It's the caught the balls.
Let's put it in there.
Alright, you done. Look at that.
Look at that.
You can't say I don't do anything for you, Chad.
You can't say I don't do anything for you.
Look at that.
You got a balloon.
You got a cock of balls.
There it is.
And hail it now.
You only have a thing on your mind.
Motherfucker looks like a 63 year old cow and go into the beach with her grandson who
wants to lose her by the bar.
Typewap if you feel scant.
Wait, am I allowed to- is this no helium?
I had to check to see if this isn't going to poison me or something, right?
Party balloon kit you don't need special helium to breathe it in right?
Doctor I am Quinn 69 okay boys
Unexpectedly you and clown week has been canceled, but as a compromise
I will just wear my New Zealand army uniform for the week instead
Okay, you in
1046 helium compressed am I good?
I was so happy to see the Kim Coddashane skin in the fortnight, but after seeing the
see in this room temp IQ clown I think this is the skin I'm going to unlock
regarded clown
69 skin and luck
He augurs boys augurs
Am I gonna do I exhale my air up first and then inhale or do I go with some inhale?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna talk completely normally by the way. I'm gonna talk completely normally
The Excel first
What's going on boys Quint sixty nine you guys doing today? Yo, this is fucking weird. Oh my god. Yo summit one G
What's up? What's up my friend? How we doing today?
It's me
What the fuck? How does that work?
Wait, how does that work?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Science, why does that do that?
I thought like I feel my vocal cords tightening or something, but it's not.
My vocal cords just working exactly the same, but because the ear is less dense.
Okay.
I'm gonna get normally out of my mouth again.
Okay, I got a chat.
I'll say whatever the next person who channel point tds is to me or
Resets with whatever you whatever you say
Hey the one what's your tutorial?
How to make a balloon dog oh my god, dude
whatever whatever's channel point TD. I mean you channel point whatever you say whatever you just
I'm waiting for it.
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Carry your vision. The globalist, the Democrats, the collectivists,
hey anybody who's a clown, anybody that believes in the pussy and the fact is those people promote
individualism and nationalism and that's why. Can you post that in the chat? I'm just no,
I can't remember that dude. Can you post that in the chat?
Her joke once man goes to doctor says he's depressed says life seems harsh and cruel
says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain
doctor says treatment is simple great clown Quinn 69 is in town tonight go and see him
that should pick you up man bursts into tears says but doctor I am Quinn 69 okay this is what he
He's a big woods bro, how am I going to sell these woods?
The globalists, the Democrats and the collectivists, hate anybody who is a clown, anybody that
believes in the Klusi, and the fact is those people promote individualism, nationalism,
and that's why they're successful.
Uh, oh, no, don't keep going.
Yeah, watch out.
Hey, don't press it.
Wait, can I just keep doing that?
Does anyone know do I have to breathe in and out to get oxygen?
I feel a little bit like it.
I do feel a little bit like it.
You in 104.6 heliums compress high concentrations of the air.
It can cause deficient oxygen without that.
Okay.
Hey Quinn, even dressed as a clown, you look giga-chad. Not a lot of people can pull that off.
God game in as always, even when you try not to. Insane talent.
Chairman. Chairman. Chairman. Chairman. Chairman.
Now go, seducta.
Saves the life seems harsh and cruel.
He says he feels all alone in the threatening world, where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Dr. Say's treatment is simple.
Great clown.
Quin 69, I feel really like his.
I feel really like his.
I feel like, hey guys, guys, guys, guys, I don't know how I can finish it.
Dr. Say's treatment is simple.
Great Clown, Queen 69 is in town tonight.
Go and see him.
That should pick you up.
Nine bar synthetaz.
Say's, my doctor.
I am Queen 69.
Is that what you want?
Are you happy?
Oh man, I'm feeling really headed though guys.
I don't think I can get doing this.
I think this is bad.
I feel like I should stop doing it.
I feel like this is poisoning me, guys.
Inhaling helium is not the play.
I think I should be reading big paragraphs.
I am feeling, I'm feeling, yeah.
Yeah.
I could use a voice changer.
Why would I need to do this?
Brain frog, I've got to do, I'm getting brain frog, guys.
Did that float?
Oh, fuck.
Let me get back there.
I'm paused.
Oh, did it break?
Did someone break?
Did it, right?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Stop. Stop.
Happy Glow Week!
**Making stupid noises**
**Extremely loud noises**
Imagine having sex with a pronomancer and right after you come she uses temporal rift on you to make you do it again
And then after that she uses time snap to refresh her cooldowns and uses temporal rift on you again
And right before you're about to come for a third time, she uses time freeze on you and edges you like crazy
I got to read that
I thought this was supposed to be clone cosplay.
You just look like a lesbian from San Francisco.
You on helium is the Kit Boga grandma voice.
Lol.
Wait, really?
Wait, the Kit Boga of-
Hi, Doctor, I am very sad today.
There's a great clown in town you can go see in town tonight named Quinn 69.
But Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
It's an interesting hearing, the end of it, it's good.
I mean, I just, I said I wasn't scared of clowns because you can keep like, guys,
If you really want to keep lying that he can feel free
ABC slurs are fine. You're good to go. You're good to go
Totally fine. I'm fine right now. I'm totally fine
Hi, dr. I am there is a great clown in town
Google hypoxia before you fucking die on I know what I boxy I swear to God you are dumb
Guys
What are you doing what what what what's that kind of noise is that is it a cat?
Mr.. Wisk is
I am Quinn 69 what did you never cheated fixer wiki is a great service to the gaming community and Elon is better than me and PoE to
I'm not watching this I just wanted to I'm not watching this video by the way
This is like someone wanting me to listen to the grandma voice
How dare you talk to me like that oh
What am I mad am I not helium now it's like it's a little bit high-pitched shit. I don't know dude
I don't know dude. Maybe maybe I mean potentially. I mean he just needs to have copium
I mean the helium the whole fucking time
Okay guys, uh, guys, I have a hand for guns.
Guys, are you ready to laugh?
Are you ready to cry?
Then get your PogChamp ready, boys!
Put your hands together for the Hobbit of Wanda Nui,
the Godgamer himself, Mr. Clown69!
He looks like me.
Are you ready to cry?
I can't breathe, boys! Put your hands together for the Hobbit of Wonganui, the guy gamer himself, Mr. Clown, 69!
I
That bug playing twice did he actually do it did it better she do it twice or did it
Did he actually do it twice or what happened
No red makeup never knows oh shut the fuck up you dumb cunt
Can you not raid the fucking full I have the
I am very sad today there's a great clown in town you can go see in town
tonight name Queen 69 I am Queen 69 you guys even care about balloons do we
even care about honestly I don't know if we even care do we even give a fuck
about blue I mean it would make it how fast can I do them up I did them like
Quick. How about I do it?
This goes to the roof and then you can't even see it. It just goes you can't even see that you can't even see it
Those balloons only last about 48 to 72 hours full.
Shit, maybe, oh wait, where did it back from?
You see it there, what about if it's back there, guys?
How about there? How about there?
I think it's exactly blocked by the camera.
Pretty sure it's exactly blocked by the camera frame.
frame? Yeah, they are there. I mean, I have guys, I've got the
I've got the U-B-Cycle!
Okay, I've got the U-B-Cycle!
World of Warcraft
Oh, my calf. Oh, my calf. Oh, my calf. Oh, my calf. Oh, my calf.
My back calf. My back calf.
Ready? Ready?
What? There's about one second to use that.
It's bugged. The unicycle's bugged, Shaq. I'm telling you.
Oh, oh. You see that?
I'm on there for a second, bro.
I got a pump up the ties dude you need something tomorrow you need something tomorrow you need
something tomorrow you need something tomorrow okay I think I'm good I've got good I'll
I'm gonna pop it up.
Guys, I've got multiple days.
Shhh.
Hey, Quinny Boy, I'm a big fan of yours,
So I just wanted to tell you that your stream has been hijacked by a fat clone.
This chubby bongus land whale looking as Midge's hobbit.
This stupid clown is wearing party glasses for Gabe,
or thinking it is clown glasses. Holy shit.
Is he even a hero or a fatel?
S.B.N.
Yo, look at that one.
That's a balloon.
a balloon it's so oh my god it's so powerful it's so powerful holy shit it's
It's crazy!
Like...
Look, look, look.
What the...
Ah!
It's gone, the balloon's gone.
The balloon's gone.
The balloon's gone, the balloon's gone.
It was there, and then it was gone.
It's a way to go sometimes, yeah?
Clown man clowns around.
What about halfway, by the way?
What about halfway?
Like half-heeled him up in my ear.
What do we get here?
Still floats!
And I saved, like, half the gas.
I saved half the gas.
What the hell?
Get a fucking scam down here, man.
Get a freaking scam down here.
Make a Gleason balloon.
Okay, guys.
We need to do some reaction.
Now we start about balloons and shit.
Look, we just already did a few balloons just to, like, get the Bible clownly correct.
Say, look, we got a few balloons now.
Oh
Oh
They're gonna just randomly pop out of a jet that it's gonna randomly pop
Any given time
I
Don't know about the blood situation
Tell the work of balloons. No one cares that much about balloons. Did they I?
Can't I literally can I have two helium tanks and I have literally hundred balloons
No one care. Do you really want me to how many balloons you want?
Fifty balloons.
Holy shit, it's actually clown weak boys poggies.
I could do a balloon per, like, reset, but then you guys just have to scam.
That's why it's like, yeah.
I'd rather just...
We'll just put balloons out there, then.
It's gonna go fast. How fast can I go maybe?
You can't even see the balloons chat you can't even see the balloons
This is so our boss with the makeup
I'm retarded
Hey, I'm gonna read that! I can't read the fucking giant white text!
Hey, I'm gonna read that! I'm gonna read that on my chat!
I'm gonna read that, my name is fuckin' the guy with the fucking guy, he's got some bones in the chat!
Okay, I got to read the language!
I'm trying to lay them down a bit, you know? I'm trying to lay them down a bit.
Oh fuck.
Are they going to be popping when I'm from the sleep chat or what?
Oh my god it is way too hot. I can't do this. I gotta take it off.
Look, clown week isn't a scam chat. We all know I'm a fat, talentless clown.
I'm the big fat clown of Twitch chat. It's true.
I am very sad today when the doctor says there's a great clown you can go see called Quinn 69.
Dr. I am Quinn 69!
Oh, that's rough!
Yeah, Dr. I am Quinn 69!
Write a few chatters' names on some balloons and when a balloon eventually falls the chatter gets spanned until there is one left who is the winner of not getting a ban.
Wasn't the guy who just gets down last win?
Congratulations Quinn.
Clown Week has started great.
What I don't understand is, how did you arrange to have so many clowns in chat?
Lol.
I still see two subs.
I still see one pirate.
I still see one Benji.
I still see one Sniper. I still believe.
Should I like try...
Should I try trying to drink it or something?
I thought those little plastic would work.
Much much much later.
I swear to God if you don't take this opportunity to finally play Bloons again.
I got my Bloons IRL.
A clown?
Oh my God you had a clownathon dude.
A clownathon.
You had to do like full clown cosplay.
full make-up everything until um and then you got to do balloons for every sub
wait what happened when you're like 10,000 subs your whole room would be balloons
it doesn't work chat
With my unicycle, can you not stand?
Welcome to the circus, welcome to the circus, welcome to the circus, welcome to the circus.
I need to have like something heavy to tie them to, right?
And then they can be in the background like one of them clowns that sell balloons at like
a circus.
There's the ones I'm going to talk about.
Really?
Okay.
That's a lot of balloons, dude.
Am I- I don't know, that seems like a lot of balloons.
One of the balloons flew up into the recess light and nobody had to explode.
That already happened. It's already doing it.
That's what happened to the other one I bought, the gig one. The big one.
The whole damn ceiling needs to be pulled. You won't even see that, bro!
Clown Week does not start till the big red nose is on. That is a minimum.
Wait, what? No way. No way.
Wait, no way!
Uh, guys?
Are you freaking kidding me, man? It's a fucking scam, bro!
I only feel like 25 balloons. Are you are you serious right now?
No, that's some bullshit. That's
That is some bullshit
Wait, what?
I'm gonna try a
I was hopping a bit, but I mean god damn
Plown
not doubt clown face emoji
it's gone
what were you expecting? look at the volume of balloons and volume of the tank
how do you think it would hold more? I mean I don't know like it just compresses
bro that they just compress until it turns into a liquid and gets real small and shit
We just sent a permanent flank to natural blood, will we?
Move the blitz into the can.
Oh, I mean, probably.
Okay.
Smoke along capacity.
What are you talking about, bro?
What is this?
Is this what a smoker can do?
Can a smugga do this?
Can a smugga do this?
Can a smugga do this?
Are you ready?
How have you never done this with as many kids as you have?
Oh, wait, that's right, Rich Streamer just pays someone else.
No, we just don't get healing balloons.
Healing balloons is some posh person shit.
Watch this.
Is it?
Can a smugga do this?
Are you ready?
Watch this.
Okay.
Watch.
That's kind of a clown wave.
Woo!
Let's go!
Huh?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Huh?
Get a smoke into there.
Wait, wait.
Oh, no.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Alright, wait, I'm going to try and tie this together, what have I got?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Alright, wait. I'm going to try and tie this together now. What have I got?
What have I got?
Okay, I've got all these balloons.
I've got, I've, I've got, I've...
Cable ties?
I've, I've, I've, I've, I've got cable ties.
I've got cable ties.
What are you guys doing about cable ties?
What are you guys doing about cable ties?
What do you guys think about cable ties?
Or I've got, or I've got most of these things?
Maybe, maybe these are the plays.
I just, oh there's a loss of one, so you take my bet.
Yeah, that's it, that's it, this is it.
This is it. I got it, Chad, I got it.
Watch, watch and learn, watch and learn, boys.
Shit, that's just way out of there it looks.
You have to go, you have to go in.
Oh, shit, they don't matter.
I don't know if they're even gonna hold.
They might just pop all the balloons.
Hey, Rick, you're a specs.
Bro!
Fuck an owl!
Yeah, I don't know if I've done that right.
I don't think I've done it right.
Oh, that's a scary as hell now, bro.
Oh, they're gonna fucking pop on me, bro.
Okay, what is this?
That acts right.
And then, look.
No clown makeup, no big red nose,
And yet, the greatest clown in town, Quinnell.
Ah, look at that!
Look at that, please.
Look at that, there we go.
And look, we have some balloons in the background.
Beautiful.
My hat.
Alright guys, that's enough clown shit for now.
So I have some of those balloons up for me.
And there's like random bits of exploded balloon games for me.
Why don't you use the sticks on the balloons that don't float?
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Well, it's good.
What are you talking about?
Chat stop being mean to me.
I tried my best.
Andy complainers I don't give a shit about you guys just be sure to click the
follow button and subscribe now if you want real talent forson is the godgamer
now donate please I need money
Yo wait! I can do balloons like hair!
That kind of works right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This seems like such a wasteful guys, guys, the amount like plastic and the amount like
plastic and rubber and dog shit I'm waste like this is nothing very vegan
Like clowning around very vegan, you know I'm saying
You know, it's like I am fucking
I'm just like wasting resources for what joy and happiness
You think about plastic in the world to join happiness, bro?
Okay, kicks up.
Ah! Ah, there we go! There we go!
It's actually the answer to the vibe!
Oh, fuck, a possum to die on Clamwick.
This is a possum that needs to die on Clamwick.
He's dead, he's got it.
It's a Christmas Eve possum kill.
It is what it is.
He's got the right kill for that.
Fuck it.
Dude, by the way, four of our chickens died.
We think it was Parsons.
Fuck!
Do you like that?
What do you go?
What do you go?
Where is he?
Oh yeah, same team, same team, same team.
I'll let him get away, I'll let him get away, I'll let him get away, just felt like I can
I'm gonna let him get away, boys.
Let him escape.
Let him escape.
Let him escape.
It's a joke.
It's weird.
I was like, I took a shot, and I was like, uh-huh.
The scope's gotta be coked.
The scope's gotta be coked.
This guy's got to be coached
Why is it loud sneak out there? Do you think I just the light that sends the light turns on?
It's a light turns on
Okay, then we got two balloons on that.
That's good enough.
I think we're cooking right now.
Brother Zach, I apologize.
What is this?
I just think, welling up, and what I want to say to you Quinn is,
I criticize you so early.
Like what?
One percent of clown week, I'm already criticizing on how clown week's going.
You're an awesome guy.
I'm so sorry.
I'm apologetic to you Quinn.
I am sorry.
I apologize for what I've done.
I'm so sorry, Quinn.
Because honestly, you may clown week happen,
even though there was minimal time left.
I'd like to apologize on behalf of Bill
for stealing drink all over me without realizing it as well.
Ha ha ha.
Let's take that one second.
I mean, just go in and look.
I was wondering, I was wondering if I didn't hit that possum.
I mean, apparently that hit the possum.
Apparently that hit the possum and the possum just didn't die.
I don't know.
I'm paranoid with that. I'm paranoid with the faucet.
I
It's time for clown week
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
the other person that got shot by the way that I told Abbie to go check. You know the
other person she couldn't find it and I'm out there now and I'm smelling like a dead
Wait, what's that?
It's a leaf of the tree.
Can you see like a maimed possum walking around?
Let me know.
What's that at the bottom of the tree?
What's that at the bottom of the tree?
It's nothing, right? Yeah, it's nothing.
I should get my fucking gut. Let me have one more time.
I'll just get it while I'm at it. I'll just make sure he's ashy.
I just want to make sure it's...
I don't want to hop in and talk to him out there, you know?
I
Do you see something?
Do you see something?
Yeah, have you seen anything? Let me know.
61 months in the start of clown week let's go.
I'm different, I gotta show that again.
I just locked up the clown week.
Alright, another one, big breath.
I don't know what I was talking about. I really don't know what I was doing. I'm paranoid
that I've just taken a shot and I've maimed Bossam I'm paranoid because I just
just clicked the button and then it was just gone I think it just moved
Quinn's it wait Johnny's a mess of Quinn's face
Quinn's face look at this guy go wait look at that Quinn you got a non-hate
watcher he's genuinely watching for content tell you look at him wait can we
I was at I was at you get this I
Was at a beach
Yes, I'm not you say Dave will yesterday. I met two viewers. I
met two viewers
Two viewers two
Just saying and you know what they were in the guild
They were in the guild
I'm gonna shout them out
Basically, though, I'm not gonna shout. I know that I could tell you the guild name right now. They were
the rogues
Well, technically friends of the rogues that used to gank the shit enemy like and a full squad and
Legion
The stream's not this we had the beach
unironically
And they took photos and I did fingers to their friends cuz like that. Yeah, well, I'm just saying I'm just saying and I
Was most random beach. It's like it's a beach that's way out of town
And it doesn't happen to be there and they were from Australia visiting so like how fucking crazy is that?
What's that? Of course, they're Australian by the way, of course the fucking stream
I knew that were the fucking dog should have
Yeah, it's probably going to lose it.
Oh
You motherfucker oh you motherfucker. Oh you motherfucker, oh you motherfucker, bro
Okay, this time I'm gonna so slow you guys say I don't I'd sneak not well enough. I'm gonna go so slow
Yeah, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did.
That was definitely a puzzle, he's a giga-ditch.
Sir, I'm feeling sad today.
Seriously, bud? You tried to eradicate my family.
Well, uh, you see, I was just saving the local ecosystem or something, you know?
Hi, Daddy. I'm Miss Mom.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHah
Nothing says clown like shooting a poor defenseless animal
Ah, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Guys
Eximate my boss with a jet. We did the mess.
If I don't shoot him, even at midlife he's gonna kill 300 birds
I just saved 300 BIRTH LIVES.
Okay. I just saved 300 BIRTH LIVES.
Okay, that's what just happened.
Your cart can touch other...
Sir, you can't do that. You're very thin and strong, scrawny.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll...
Cart returns right there.
She posted it, though.
Oh, lazy bones.
That's not where the cart's.
Go, you left your cart, yes, host it up when it returns right there.
Our new sir, but you guys left your cart sitting in the, uh oh, let me show it for the back
here, don't worry.
See, he falls with a fake out, I hope you will.
You guys left your cart sitting up there against the wall.
I'm just checking to see how that clip was violent.
Oh, you fell for the fake, it's not a magnet there.
Oh, shit.
With the fake out, I think you will.
Let's have a look.
You guys left your cart sitting up there against the, oh, you fell for the fake, it's not a
magnet there.
Oh, you're faked out.
The cart turns right over there.
Don't worry now.
What you guys did is you left your car up against the post.
Don't leave your cart up where it doesn't belong.
Don't leave your cart where it doesn't belong.
See how I can ask things of you?
Double fake out, double fake out.
Double fake out.
So yeah, what you did is you left your cart, not in the cart return, but in the way of other cars.
And then I asked you to put it back and now you're not doing that.
Always left the red one now.
Here it comes, like a steam in the window.
Sir, why would you do that?
Get back.
Sir, get your cart back to where it belongs.
do you why don't you read you understand what I'm saying how the
carts go where the cart returns when you leave them out in the way they are
damaging other people now you're threatening me with violence
back in where is he howdy comes that cart can hurt damage other people's
property don't leave your cart where it could be other close to other people's
cars why don't you understand you understand what I'm saying you don't
understand what I'm saying do you do you speak English do you see it's not okay
translate or translate or act
she's looking at me through the window
it's quite the long prolonged standoff not sir let me show you that's my car
Don't let me show you the cart your cart can touch other so you can't do that. You're very thin and strong scrawny
Also, that's the law what you're offering
You're thin and scrawny dude get wrecked
What law am I breaking what law what law if I touch your car what?
That's not against the law
That is not against the law what you did is also not against the law, but it is damaging potentially
This is my job to bust lazy bones
So you do speak English, okay?
Let's see. He looks at me through the... you guys probably can't see because they have the illegal agent through windows.
Hello, I'm hiding it right here.
CP. Oh.
You also shouldn't drive recklessly.
And I asked you politely to take your cart back.
This is my job to bust lazy bones.
your job is to take your cart back which you can't do.
He's gonna roll when they start driving right after he stops
because he's too, he's way too ethical.
He should roll him further.
And he was too stupid to realize that the magnet is on the right rear quarter panel.
Oh, by the way, old Satan arc here.
There it is. It's actually a litter bone's magnet.
Let's see if he calls the number.
So at first, as you saw, I was asking him if he understood what I was saying
understood what I was saying because all he said was don't touch, don't touch.
Didn't address the initial problem whatsoever. So uh it appears that my...
My carol...
Which is supposed to lift people up and make them fun and happy about returning their cards
was not successful. So if he calls I'll stick the message right here.
Old St. Narc will continue to spread the good word of not doing this.
Oh no! That's not where the carts go!
There's a cart return up that way as well!
That's in the no parking area next to the handicapped spots.
Oh!
Get him! Get him!
We'll say, no, Arc, let's see if we can turn their minds around with a nice tune.
Oh that is not where the carts go!
There's a cart rip turn right there when it's in the handicapped area!
I think I was like, well, it's just got retarded, like,
why are they singing at me?
What's going on?
I always got a kid in the back, yeah.
Are you filming, homie?
Yeah, we're trying to help keep folks from believing
their carts out into spots.
I'm sorry?
I had the right to be filming.
No, that's not true.
Anybody could film anything at any time in public.
You can't be filming a camera at me.
How do you know?
What law am I breaking?
What law would I be breaking?
You're breaking my fucking law.
My, my, my.
Your law.
Law are you are some like a defendant sovereign nation I'm not aware of oh
Kind of excited just running lunch around this guy with IQ isn't he he's fucking he's just right there look at him go
There's no the carts am I concerned you guys left one out in the middle of a spot there?
Yeah, I can outside in public I can
Thanks, did you know why he destroys them so hard it's because kind acts thought about all this shit
He knows that he's not breaking any laws these guys are just raw dog and they're just going off instinct kind of like
He's he's he's not being a problem
Bro, he's being the solution to lazy bones all around the world
Are you in witness protection that I'm not aware of
Well, no, no because you guys left your car down, of course I do that's my job
You guys left it in the handicap access area over there and the lady in your car
It's a disability access issue, sir, as you guys have a disability flacker that you should
be more aware of that, I assume.
If you like, if you ask me nicely, I'll get it for you.
They go to Disabled Tag and the Living Cards in the Disabled Park.
That's actually, think about that, crazy, how crazy is that?
How crazy is that?
Like, what the?
That's insane.
At all the places that leave you guys, let me leave it where the disabled person is trying
to get out of their car in their wheelchair and their wheel out.
I don't know if you want to do it on camera right now, apparently that's a very concerning
thing to you.
It's right there.
You need to go right over there.
Alright.
Get a bike out.
There's the argument.
You might be giving her an earful about that a little bit, which I appreciate.
Although again, his knowledge about necessary consent in public areas is hopefully just flat
out wrong.
It's already to the First Amendment to the Constitution.
Do you want to say some crazy shit?
Do you know the pregnancy area with this pregnancy for pregnant people?
The pregnant lady metta is to leave the cart in front of the pregnant, so they, they, because
I can get this right, you're pregnant and you've got kids, right?
So you need the cart, which has the baby seats.
So the pregnancy meta is to leave it, not don't return the cart, but leave it in front
of the parking space for the pregnant people.
And why is that?
Why is that?
Think about it.
They get out of their cart.
They've got babies, right?
They could eat there if there's cars not right in front of the spot because I called Abbey
out.
I was like, why are you living in the car there?
Why are you living in the car there?
That's don't be a lazy bones.
I called her out because she was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Think about it.
You're a pregnant person.
Okay.
You get out of the car.
If there's no car there, well, then you have to leave your kids in the car.
Go get a car, bring it back and then put the kids into the car.
Whereas the car's right in front of the parking spot.
they can go straight from the cat to the cat.
Yeah, she made it up.
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a,
and it's only in front of the print.
And then I actually, what I saw was consistently
the pregnancy spots had cats just left in front
of the pregnancy parking spots.
Thank you.
Dude, look, ready to fucking tell.
What he said were true.
There's literally no public video anywhere
that would be legal without everybody sitting down
and writing a signed statement.
She's not a laser bug.
Oh, if he goes.
I didn't put a magnet on his car, by the way,
because he didn't have a child in this backseat.
But he engaged me in conversation
about his ignorance of the law.
So I tried to educate him, and maybe he'll
look it up when he gets home.
He's older, for sure, but certainly not an excuse.
We wish you would take your cart back.
We wish you would take your cart back.
We wish you would take your cart back.
They go over there.
Nooo, Lady Bones.
Why are the ladies people the people?
We would like the nicest cars, the ones that are like, fucking, leaving the most cards out.
Are you guys interested in this?
It's like, it's like the more rich you are, the more entitled you are.
Right, it's insane.
I get you to do the right thing.
This goes over there, Lady Bones.
The peasants can clean my cards up, that's what I pay them for.
I am the elite, I am better than them. They serve me.
They are my subservient minions that will do as I please.
It's really what they think it.
Where are you getting the magnet?
You should pull it out.
It's pulling?
It's pulling a window down.
So you've left your cart here in the middle of the spots.
Oh, what?
So now it's harder for people to get in and out of the parking spots.
Well, because I'm the cart-nark.
I'm helping you find it within yourself to do the right thing.
I think what I need would be what I want to do.
That's what I asked nicely.
Whoa!
I'm not asking you. We already...
I'm asking you.
Would you please...
Pizza, pizza, baguette, baguette!
Please, my good sir, take what your cart-wear belongs.
No!
Alright!
Yay!
Isn't that how I talked to you beforehand?
I'll get the magnet out of there.
And look, since you've got it out, I'll get it for you.
I'll get it.
Number two?
You got it? Okay, I got it!
It's the Karts Miss Miracle! Ho, ho, ho!
Let's see.
There's Cartridge right there.
He's pretty old. He can be pretty old. Imagine having to deal with that. Holy shit.
Oh look, yeah, it's hard when people leave their carts out to walk around the spots, isn't it?
Probably wouldn't want to do that, would you?
Do a fat truck, bro. Do a fat truck. Come on.
Perhaps a cheerful Christmas or Karts Miss melody will help you.
Oh, please return your cart.
Oh, please return your cart.
Oh, please return your cart.
Well, you can do it, though.
Oh, please return your cart to the heart returner.
Are you getting a magnet?
Free magnet, or free magnet?
Free magnet.
I think you might still be... Nope.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Alright, thank you sir. I do appreciate it.
In the spirit of the season.
Look, let's take care of it.
Oh no!
Well, it does have our phone number on it, if you'd like to call Old St. Narc and give us a ring.
I feel like he understood, and he was evidenced to the problem.
Jesus.
How? When you-
Fuck yeah, now.
Fuck.
Bro, he needs the extra cardio.
Okay?
Motherfucker, dude, come on.
What are we doing?
do you gotta look at these things, little bits of cardio here and there
that extra bit of walking could be like a fearsome caloric
that could actually really help them get into a deficit, you know what I'm saying?
the cart right here, oh it makes walking around the area stuff
our same principle where he put his cart
like, whenever Abby talks about she's doing high drops and shit
I'm like, it's good cardio
good cardio, she's like, I've been out doing mowing the lawns all day
oh my god, I'm like, yeah, it's fucking great cardio
good job, good job, smash that shit
like, you gotta look at it as a positive thing
so, he has the defiant lazy bones
But again, he does have our information there on the magnet, so hopefully we'll give old Saint Narcarin
and we can discuss the proper thing.
What's going on? She likes doing that. She likes doing the last.
I don't want a lot for darkness. Just for that cart not to be there.
Cart returns on the three spots that way.
Ah, you can do it even though you got no hair.
Whoa, whoa.
Pretty good on the spot, Ryan. Right, Marketeers?
Well here comes the magnet sir. So we're stepping to the side.
That's the shape we're like.
Point into the...
All right one more time.
It's a tiny gas eh?
Getting a...
I don't want to have a cart like a jerk magnet right there.
Oh there it go.
Ah nice see.
Caught there on the front quarter panel I guess what you would call it.
Some steel in that area.
Okay maybe.
Hello sir.
You've done the right thing I'm sure right?
No!
You're gonna repent?
Why not?
Why won't you?
I don't want to take somebody out of a job.
Well, I won't take anybody's job.
They still have to come and put him from the car return
and bring him back inside.
You're not taking anybody's job away.
Well, where's the car return?
Right there.
Okay.
Yes!
All right.
All right!
Yes!
W?
Thank you, sir.
Dude, he's doing it.
There we go.
W.
It's an Arxmas miracle.
I'll take it the rest of the way for you if you help me too.
Well, I appreciate that.
Thank you.
show them the penchant and you've shown that indeed in the holiday spirit we can
all be a little bit thank you yeah
oh my god bro Ruhi bro oh my god this got 5.2 million views in 20 hours bro I
I've seen this got posted live. I've seen that shit after it got posted like an hour.
Oh my god, this must be a good one.
This must be a good one.
Who is excited to watch this?
Uh, wha-
So what's the schedule for clan day 4 hours react and after you have to go to a party?
Uh, no, party's tomorrow. Party's tomorrow. I got a Christmas dinner.
Hey Quinn congrats on your first ever Quinn week
Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. I can't poor CTS
I'm gonna need you to not TTS during the middle of the fucking thing. Okay guys
Yeah, Katnaks founder accused what's this
Wait, what wait what I make Sebastian I'm the founder of the card Narks
Cartnarchs are an independent organization that tries to get people to just take their cart back to the cart return.
Weedleweed Ski Pui Pui! That's not where the carts go. That's the mulch.
When I do see that some lazy bonus has left their cart out, I turn on the wand of justice and activate the mouse siren.
Weedleweed Ski Pui Pui Pui! That's not where the carts go. That's the middle of the spot.
We've had hundreds of encounters. I've had many threats on my life being a cartnarch.
Besides a guy pulling a gun on me, I've had multiple people say they're going to run me over.
Well, it's sort of, that's not nice.
Sorry, that's against the law.
There's definitely an adrenaline rush.
Don't f*** yourself, you cart-nark.
How about that?
This is my uniform. I have an equipment vest,
which is actually a bulletproof vest.
I put my body camera right here,
captured everything that happens,
so nobody can lie about it afterwards.
It's curbing, sir.
You know that's against the law, if we don't take somebody.
I have this wand here which lights up.
It shows that I'm highly visible.
That's a soap that's a soap this is so at the end of the day. That's a soap
When someone starts drinking dude, do you just want to like throw a drink back at them? Or is that like is that some image you
Bubs
Is that same like I just want to fucking dude, I'm like, oh you for your drink at them
I like I want to key that kind, you know I'm saying I want to key that guy or some shit
spit at the marriage, is it a little spit?
Yeah, I'm messing with it, but that's low IQ,
don't want to do that.
I take offense with that.
After I asked them nicely to return their cart,
if they still don't do it,
I slap on a bumper magnet of shame.
Where does it say that I have to do anything
for my future?
It's politeness.
That's great.
You're picking them up.
Think about somebody besides yourself.
Our videos get millions and millions of views.
This is because I think it's a common pet peeve.
Is there disability in Lazy Bonesitis?
And who the f*** is a beautiful Lazy Bones?
This is disability, lazy bonus,itis.
Oh my God.
Is it, how about f***ing,itis?
People say you're bullying and harassing people.
That's simply not true.
What I'm doing is I'm not letting them throw a temper tantrum
and dissuading me from my mission.
I'm a highly trained special agent with card marks.
What we do is we knock people out and leave their cards out
like this, like big old lazy bones.
So those who say I'm just shaming the public,
yes, I am.
We are a social creature and that's how we learn what to do
is by watching examples of how to behave.
There is an epidemic of lazy bones in America
and the carton arcs are here to slide it back.
Wait a minute, ma'am, please stop approaching me.
I'm backing away.
No, come here, because I'm going to teach you.
Uh-oh.
I'm going to teach you.
You have pretty quick feet.
Well, yeah, I have to flee quite often.
As you saw, pepper spray, I've had a gun pulled on me.
I've had people try to hit me with their.
All right, I mean, are you going to just stand there
and let some random crazy lady pick me spray?
OK, is that what you're going to do?
cars and trucks over just asking them to put their cart back where they know it belongs.
Uh-huh. Well, but you do more than just asking to put their cart back.
Well, that's correct because they'll...
You shame them.
Correct. And it's only as you saw in the videos there, it's a bumper magnet. It's not marking,
but it is that scarlet letter that says, I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk.
And when they do react like what we're seeing in some of these videos,
it does highlight how ridiculous they are, how ridiculous their ego is.
Is your disability lazy, lazy bonesitis?
Cause I saw you walk around the store and get out.
Oh, absolutely.
How about that?
You're a f***ing yourself.
But you're McDonald's and you're a f***ing yourself.
I love bad energy drinks.
I don't care.
What you're throwing at me.
I don't give a f***ing idea.
Let me give you my business card.
I don't know who you think you are.
I'm the Cardinal.
I told you.
But don't ever call somebody with a disability.
It's lazy bonesitis.
You got a f***ing...
It's pretty good.
Wait, she's able to walk around
through a drinks dealership.
Is she...
Wait, are you kidding me?
Is she really here to make an argument
that she can't take her car back?
Is she really trying to, like, I'm sorry, like, what, wait, what?
She's clearly not disabled in the way that mazes you can't put your, you can't back.
I'm, I'm, it's insane, look at her.
Throwing arm for someone with a disability.
Throwing arm into my back!
Look at these, you're back to throw.
Would you like my business card or not?
How about that?
So how do you get a RAS?
Dude, that's a soap.
That's a soap.
Not a RAS.
Agent, RAS.
I'm saving the next person with a real disability who might have a-
With a real disability?
Who might have a-
Ever insult somebody and tell them they don't have a real disability Sebastian. Yeah, I'm gonna hurry to go home to my autistic daughter
Bro, she is fucking AIDS. I'm disabled. I
Can't take my car back. I'm gonna go home to my autistic daughter, bro. Oh my god, dude. What a victim. What a victim, eh?
What's crazy is society has mechanisms to like support people are actually disabled, but she's just abusing the shirtless
Right you she's abusing these systems
It's not gonna twist it
To just do fucking nothing and be a lady's piece of shit. Yeah, and she does dude. He's actually accurate in his assessment
She has a lady by an artist. She's the problem with society nowadays
I'm sure you have an autistic daughter
I don't think she wants her mother to be like this if I did you probably could be a better role model for her
Ma'am I didn't throw anything at somebody
I doubt people are getting your body anytime soon
day. You don't know what their life is. I don't know her day, Dr. Phil, but I do know
that I saw her walk out to her truck, climb up in her truck and load her groceries, and
then a second she didn't need her shopping cart. It's in the handicap access way. Blocking
the place the handicapped people need to go. Do you say- Actual handicapped people
need to go, by the way. Actual- Fuck people who pretend to be handicapped on
handicapped. Fuck that straight up. You're not- If you're pretending to be- If
role-playing as a handicapped person when you not even handicapped fuck you
those handicapped places are always taken and then you see the people get
out and they're not even like that they got the handicapped tag but they
just they do not seem handicapped at all and then you see some fucking dude
trying to like wheel wheel down the fucking road in his wheelchair because
there's no handicapped spots you know that oh my trained agent sure
That's that adds who trains you me
Hundreds of hours and that adds to the whole silliness of it because these people flip out
What kind of agent are you an agent of the cards?
Curved their cart you said this is a violation of what a public decency
How many times have you pulled into a parking lot? You said it's a violation as though it's a violation of some code
No, there's no criminal charge. There's no there's no ticket. I'm writing anybody
It's just a violation of common courtesy of the same as littering or not picking up after your dog
This is rude correct. Yes, sir littering illegal
Living your cat and the cat pock is totally not
Who does that thing like a cop? No, sir. I an agent an agent
Yeah, I never identified myself as law enforcement because obviously that would be illegal
Do you have a story or a question for me click the link that was out of context?
I think probably was probably I mean, there's no way no way you ain't agreeing, right?
There's no way you ain't green with the kind I can be situation soon. I'm sorry. The kind I guess totally in the right
Yeah, I think they're making a they're making a little bit of bozo. But why is the dog?
Why is his own channel making a little bit of bozo here?
Questioning Sebastian if it's trans just like wishing to fill as a real doctor. I believe he actually is a doctor, right?
Doctor for 100 at least this cat in the middle of the street. Oh
Shit they calling him out, bro, they calling him out. He's about wait. It's not right
Is Dr. Phil a real doctor? Yes, he holds a PhD in clinical psychology. He's not a medical
doctor. So he's a doctor. He's a doctor. The biggest ever Lord of the Rings lego said
has been leaked.
I
Had people's I saw this one
Is that I saw someone like this to me the other day?
Six hundred dollars
Fucking up dude. I believe it's six hundred eighty dollars man straight up. You I am so excited for this video
Are you guys not freaking out for the video dude? This is a Ruhi Sanat video
He like goes to places where like he's fucking pours the drink out and it's freezes in real time
Okay, he goes
Cut knock stop making fun of me
I'm dyslexic
I'm retarded. It's not my fault
Putting carts is below me. Poor peasant can move it.
Now it's time to order five burgers and a two-liter Coke Zero, because I didn't want to...
Okay, alright guys.
I guess.
This is McEllen, the most obese city in the world.
Here, nearly one in every two people is obese,
and most of the rest live on a body-heavy weight.
The people we see outside are facing serious health
trauma and a high risk of early death every day.
As I drive, I pass one fast food place
after another 10 and 2 minutes.
This is an urban planning.
This is fast food corridor.
This city is designed to fatten people
until they are so heavy that they can't leave their beds.
Last time I was weighed, I was
765 my current weight is unknown. I have not walked out of my room outside
People in the gallon order fast food is often is three times a day and the trend isn't slowing down
Locals here have a strong appetite for deep-fried oily creamy dishes. They eat almost three times more than the food
This is crazy, bro. It reminds me of like the sea lions
And they're not okay. You know what? You know when you see them on the they're like
And they like flopping around on the fucking the beach
They flop it they flopping around on the ice and you know what Sam right body needs every day
Chat I cannot wait to see Quinn when clown week starts
Surely we will notice a stark difference on stream guys the client cosplays coming soon to you
Yeah, I could do before seven days maybe let's say
250 calories and this is just one meal. It's very cool
bro what is that drink mate what is that drink mate that drink is insane
elephant seal yeah dude this is like an average that's the city he's in bro one
Two people's an elephant zoo
How is that thing alive?
How is that thing alive bro? Look legit
Drink hundreds of liters of coke a year instead of water as demand is so high
Coca-Cola operates a massive distribution center here
We've been out here for 20 minutes and I haven't seen a single person walking jogging or biking
Sidewalks, crossings, and bike lanes hardly exist.
Walking in MacAlan is impossible.
There's no shade, and there's no safe way to cross.
We're visiting a mall to observe the people who live in the city.
There's another brunch place.
Wow.
There's another restaurant.
It's like a...
That's a failure in city design, right?
Will you just make it all about cars?
And then everything is like...
And then because...
Like it's all...
But Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Here it is Chad!
Clown Week! It's finally here!
I've got some balloons up in that want even last a week.
I've got a dollar store clown vest.
I've got clown notification sounds.
It's crazy in here.
Woo!
Anyways time for two plus hours of pure slop reacts really start the vibes off right you know
he
Done
Quinn believe a quindle Eva Quinn believe a quindle Eva
Guys I can't pause you tears the most you guys here scan
Chat you think this is a lot of food
Yeah, so wait until my nine kilogram burger arrives through the uber eats
Clown week is this week. What I'm just waiting to have a know these burgers
Then I will do astray week with my four big man titties. Just you wait chat. It is going to be grand
Okay, that's what's right. Yeah, guys. I'm gonna start skipping people who TTS. Okay, just so you know just during the video
Okay, this is a good video. I've been excited to watch this video for the last 20 hours.
The second I discovered this video, I was like, holy shit, I can't like to watch this.
So, if you TT us during this video, I can't pause, but I'm gonna skip.
Okay? You've been warned.
I've been the malls all around the world, but I've never seen this before.
Right at the entrance of the mall, there are modernized scooters.
As you can see, some of them have already been taken.
It's early in the morning. These are for people who don't want to walk.
Local's level of inactivity...
Oh my... Oh my God.
The point where even walking through a store feels exhausting.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Is she got a trolly thing on the floor?
Pulse this clown.
And this is the case all across McAllen.
I came in to intransmitience and murderize scooters for people who don't want to walk.
Obesity.
Why?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Like, maybe you, like, I don't get it.
She clearly doesn't need to use it.
Why are they using it?
Why are they using it?
Another thing I can give you an example, that's how you get obese.
All that walking adds up and that's like, you know, 10,000 steps a day adds up to like
a decent amount of cardio and then you don't get fat as fuck.
But then if you just remove a few thousand steps, that just puts you on a surplus,
which means you add, accumulate more and more weight to the point where you're
obese.
You know?
He is everywhere we-
You got running shoes on as well, yeah.
Fast.
Uh...
Huge waistlines, sagging skin,
thighs rubbing against each other,
seeing someone within a healthy weight is almost an exception.
People are walking slowly,
struggling to carry their own weight.
McAllen is the most curious city why you think that is.
I think it's because we have a lot of good food here.
A lot of greasy foods.
McAllen is a small, low-income Texas city near the Mexican border,
with over 500 fast-food establishments
For a population of 150,000, the fast food density here is nearly six times the U.S. average.
Even traditional dishes have also been turned into high-calorie meals, loaded with cheese
and fried ingredients.
Brandon is a dietitian in McAllen.
What is the most common problem your patients have?
Knowing how many calories are in the food you're eating and knowing portion sizes.
America is known for its oversized portions, while in Mexico, wasting food is considered
inappropriate.
Gallon located on the border between these two countries is influenced by both cultures people try to this is depressing
This is depressing
This is like this is sad because they're gonna be so sick and unhealthy in their house bands gonna like how they're gonna go out and do stuff
Like what can they even do really just like watch TV? What are you even like what like how you gonna rock climb?
How you gonna fucking go swimming the sea? I
She wait they'd be quite buoyant when they maybe they cancel with the seat quite well
And it's huge portions, even when they are already full.
There are people here who eat over like 10,000 calories a day?
Oh yeah, for sure.
Alongside these cultural habits, obesity here is also driven by urban planning that...
Oh, they got no sea here. They got no sea here.
Dude, I rock climb. I rock climb. I mean rock climb a lot, dude. Let me tell you. I'm gonna rock climb and enjoy it.
This city is built for cars.
Most parts are not located in the city center.
If you leave your house and walk, it takes about two hours to reach them.
By car, it still takes around 20 minutes.
I think the average is that most people spend less than 20 minutes a day exercising.
So very high amounts of food, very low amounts of exercise.
How many steps on average do you take a day?
I don't know, but I try to walk a mile at least.
A mile is only 2,000 steps.
far below the 10,000 recommended for a healthy adult.
Fuck yeah.
But that goal is hard to reach for.
I mean, I don't, I don't read, walk to 10,000 a day.
I don't, I, I, I don't, I mean, 10,000, I, I would,
if I had a normal job, but because I'm a streamer,
um, you know, you get a sense of like a computer all day,
quite abnormal, quite abnormal.
Yeah, every person doesn't send me a computer all day,
right?
Uh, you know, at the end of the day,
Well, the thing is, I got a treadmill, but yeah,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, whoa, holy shit.
Look at these clown emotes, dude.
Goddamn.
Local Seer.
How do they exercise with no parts?
Yeah, there are parts.
I think it's hot outside,
so some people just don't want to be outside.
With year-round heat and humidity near 90 degrees
Fahrenheit, outdoor exercise is even harder.
Staying active usually means paying for a gym.
In the fast food city, ads attack your subconscious at every corner.
More food, more fun.
This restaurant is directly targeting parents.
Some restaurants' promotions like...
Kids eat free.
Oh, that's fucked.
Kids eat free actually ensures that bad dietary habits build up early in life and stick forever.
Today in the United States, 4 out of 10 children are overweight,
and half of these children are expected to become obese by the age of 35.
One of the main reasons why I did it's so sad like you see that fat adult is one of
the things we sing a fat kid it's like that the kids of the beginning break
the 10,000 calories a day ain't nothing I can do that in one sitting I can rock
climb run fast do back flips I am very healthy my brain well I'm good I am
retarded dead
dotted out of deaded
I thought it
Thank you, I appreciate that it's good stuff. Thank you. I don't know why I didn't give that shit a bit
No, it's actually so sad though. It's actually so sad saying like obese kids because like they did you don't even know what's going on
You don't know what life's about you're just existing you just you know your parent just gives you the shit
You eat it. You're just getting fat
You don't even know it's like you you're thinking about this and making bad decisions
You're just born into it and you know getting out of that is almost impossible. It's a fucking trap
Which is why when I see fat kids I feel so bad for them because you know, they're just gonna have a hard life
They're gonna have a hard life
Everything's out of when you fat especially when you're young and a kid like air like dirt
Straight it I mean maybe if everyone's fat it wouldn't be that bad
Because it'd be normal if you a fat bro my school holy shit
People I remember like this one one like friends who you know, it's not friends with everyone
But I remember one guy he had like
He was pretty fat like he was pretty fat, but like he was storing his titties and everyone be like Andre man titties
Man titties and I'd like at least like slapping his titties all the time
Every time he had to get like the PT, that'd be like Slevin' his tits
Going like, man, Titi, look at his tits, and he would be so sad about it, bro
And I'd be like, yo, fuck up, country, oh, man, Titi
MY PIZZA'S HERE!
Okay, and you know, I just remember saying that and thinking like, man, it's so sad because like the people
who were also friends with them, the guys were just bullying him
Like, one of my best mates, Kazuki, would just bully the fuck out of him, but he was
also friends with him, and it was like, he was clearly getting sad about it.
Look, I know what I said last year, okay?
I said clown week, I said seven days of clown, and I'm literally wearing the shirt for the
whole week.
I'm living the spirit of it, man.
I can't sit here in full makeup for 168 hours.
My skin would fall off.
I thought we all understood that.
Fuck it.
This is that fat cells formed during childhood are permanent.
Even if weight is lost, these cells do not disappear and continue to send hunger
signals to the brain.
I don't know if I was 11, but the scale said 260.
Later in this documentary, we're also going to see the harsh reality of being 750 pounds
from one of the heaviest people in the world.
I would eat, and I would get full, but my body would tell me, who's doing it?
Keep going.
Like this, right?
Yeah, just like that, and this one.
To understand why obesity is all around the city, I'll spend a day eating like a typical
local does in McAllen. I started the day with a 390 calorie coffee for breakfast. This is
just a quick wake me up drink for this region. That's not coffee. There's a pudding with
a bit of coffee added to it. There's a pudding with a bit of coffee added to it. Okay, that's
not coffee. If you do not say that this is coffee, okay, I am holding coffee. Coffee
has just zero calories okay and fiber that's what it's called it's just it's just fiber
but intensive uh calories zero it's the fiber what's so it's um the the
you don't count the fiber calories that's in coffee you don't count it you don't
you don't you don't you because your your gut eats it it's for your gut your
shouldn't get gut. Do people consider this as a dessert or a coffee?
coffee. Bruh. Bruh, two grand approach. What is that?
In McAllen they have hot dog eating competitions in PE classes instead of sports.
And the portion size. Is this a large portion? Not too large.
It's 9.30. Time for breakfast. Locals are buzzing around this place, waiting in line for a table inside.
The buttery smell hits me the moment I walk in. A lot of different options.
If you wanna kinda get fat or get unhealthy, you have a lot of way to go.
Which one is the most local way to go?
Everyone loves our big chocolate pancakes with butter and syrup.
We have the best pancakes in the city.
What do we have here?
Scrambled eggs?
Where the Americans-
What the fuck?
What is that?
That's totally scrambled eggs.
That's not scrambled eggs.
What the fuck is that yellow-
What the fuck am I looking at?
Cheese, bacon, two chocolate chips, pancakes with butter,
butter on-
Okay, those pancakes do look quite nice.
I would eat the fuck out of those pancakes.
Those pancakes look nice.
It looks a bit thick for me, but let's just be honest,
that butter soaked in, you know, you eat a bit of that.
Ooh, I'm celebrating this thing about that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The way the butter soaked into the pancake.
Mmm.
Each of these which adds, you know, extra calories.
Regular sugar then.
It's a good kind of breakfast.
How many calories are these in total?
1200 calories in total.
We're here to pay.
There are a lot of snacks that you can buy here.
We just ate.
Why would we need these junk foods?
It's been only...
It's fucked up because the kids see that shit
and then they're like,
I just want this one, I just want this one.
Because it's bright.
It's colorful.
It's low down at the eye level.
And you say, nope, nope, nope, nope.
And they still ask anyway.
Two hours.
And in McAllen, breakfast is often followed by dessert.
Our next stop is a bakery.
There are no calorie comes.
No teller can't see it.
Cream filled buns, glazed donuts, sprinkled cookies,
all lined up for people to choose from.
A single cookie like this can have 500 calories,
and most people don't stop at one.
The taste is very good.
If someone eats three, that's around 1500 calories,
almost a full day's worth of energy.
When consuming something sugary like this,
blood sugar...
No protein for no gains.
No protein, no, you're eating that shit and then it's like,
dude, what is your body going to grow from this?
What kind of gut bacteria are you growing from this?
I was like, what is this?
It's the bioavailability of all this shit here.
I mean, yeah, you just got, you've got like an energy spike that gets,
and then you have a massive crash and then the rest of it,
you just spike insulin and it all gets taught as fat.
That's all that happens.
That's all that's going on here.
Zero fiber here chat, zero fiber.
And fiber's important because you have high fiber in your meals,
it slows down the digestion process, okay,
which allows you to like lower your insulin spikes,
which means you put on less weight.
Okay, well you just, you know one of the things,
and you won't have as hard of a sugar crash.
Yeah.
Audio release is insulin hormone, to bring it down.
Locals usually enjoy their pastry with a coffee,
so we stepped into the coffee shop next.
Stop saying that's coffee.
It has eight Oreos, four scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and four shots of espresso.
Do people usually order this?
Yes.
We have a beef coffee.
I'm holding half of what most people should consume in an entire day.
That was a weird voice, like I felt like they're being disingenuous as to what she actually said.
That was weird, yeah.
This is around 920 calories.
Bro!
What?!
I'm gonna calculate wait what do I get like what's the same?
How do I do this?
Start order. I want to see calories
Tank salad have
250 to 500 calories
589 calories wait, so I wait I might wait what?
Am I not eating enough I
Have to I have to protein shakes
Bro, I'm eating 589 calories times two a day
I'm eating 500. I'm eating 500. Yeah.
580 carries times two a day. And then I just,
and then I have two protein shakes that that litter,
you see me eat those salads, right,
Jack? This is like double.
It's like eating a whole chicken salad.
It's like eating all of that times two.
It's like eating this whole thing times two.
You're not doing it to exercise. I'm going to the gym five days a week and I'm going
one hour each day. And I'm also doing like a swan every day as well. And then I also
take my kids out like every day as well. So, I mean, I don't know.
This drink has as much sugar.
And then again, I have a fucking protein shake, which has two scoots of protein, which is like
not way isolate, and then I also put in like this much fruit, and I'll put a banana in
as well.
So that my protein shake is probably like 500 calories.
I'm probably having somebody close to like 2000 something calories a day, like it'd
be like low 2000s a day.
33 sugar cubes.
Eating like this frequently doesn't just cause visible weight gain, but it also leads
to visceral fat, this hidden fat.
Let's know that.
So when you drink liquid sugar like this, it's a known fact.
Liquid sugar is a lot worse than having it in other forms.
And that's because your body cannot process it fast enough.
And your liver basically gets, I don't know how to describe it.
It can't handle it, so it starts taking on the fat itself.
And you basically get fatty liver disease, speed run.
This is true. This is true.
this is true. This is true. Look up the difference between if you, yes, if you consume the same thing
except if it's liquid versus non-liquid, liquid's been proven to have much worse effects on a bunch
of health outcomes and the same calories, just the fact that it's liquid. Just the fact it's
liquid. Oh my God, okay. Yo, can we, can you just quickly look up the current state of
the art scientific research on consuming like sugar and liquid form versus other forms?
And is there any difference at all? Or is it exactly the same? Does your body process
exactly the same. What's the current up-to-date facts here? What's the science telling us?
No, it's not exactly the same at all. The latest science, like this big meta analysis from BYU
earlier this year in 2025, shows sugar in liquid form, like soda or even fruit juice,
hits way harder. It spikes your blood sugar faster, overloads the liver with fructose quicker,
doesn't fill you up as much, so you end up eating more calories overall, and it's linked to like a
25% higher risk of type 2 diabetes per daily serving. Solid sugars, especially when mixed with fiber,
fat, or protein in food, get absorbed slower, and don't show that same strong link to
diabetes or obesity. Bottom line, your body processes liquid sugar worse, way worse from
Legitimately this is the real thing having the exact same amount of calories except one sure and one's not
Objectively worth with for your health. I'm not even kidding
It's as it sounds unhinged and saying but it fucks you live or up
It fucks it just they cannot process it. It was just fucks it up
No shit. Okay, you guys say no shit. That sounds insane if you said this to me like earlier
I'll be like you retarded all calories are fucking the same bro if you're having a thousand calories of sugar like
Liquid versus solid doesn't matter, bro, but no if you're having it in like a meal
That's got other shit in it. It slows it down your liver can handle it
It doesn't get as much physical fat you don't get as much fat inside your organs and you're just
Metabolically healthier and you're just healthier all around even
Clown
Eat that thing our craze that is identical calories ones liquid doctor
You're eating like sweet and sour
Chicken whatever like pork or whatever the fuck you eating you eat some shit
It's got a bunch of sugar in it same calories said this slower
You got some salad in there slows that whole process down your body just stores it better
is still and then you don't get as much as everyone knew that little gup who are you talking to
oh you were to you were literally you were actively saying that's not true I don't think that's true
shut the fuck up you're coping now and they're gonna say I was just a joke and now you're just
gonna say I was just joking oh yeah uh oh yeah oh yeah look link the study link the study
I'm not sure that's true I don't know that's true not sure if that's true that's not true
Look at you, look at you, dumb fuck.
That was literally you.
I'm teachin', I am teachin' you crazy shit right now.
Happened sugar in liquid format.
Exact same calories, even your counting calories,
objectively worse for your health.
More diseases, more death.
More diabetes.
Okay, more, dude, straight up.
Ah!
Doesn't just cause visible weight gain,
but it also leads to visceral fat.
This hidden fat surrounds vital organs, posing a risk of deadly diseases.
Because I started the day with very sugary meals.
It was just one guy.
My insulin spiked and then cracked.
How do you want any of that?
Hey Quinn.
Proud to say from my twitch recap you were my most watched streamer by far.
I genuinely enjoyed watching your streams and community.
Any new year's resolutions coming?
Mine is to drink more during your streams. Some suggestions would be fewer bleed builds, not face tanking bosses, not waiting for post nerf TLC like Elden Ring.
I mean we'll fucking see, we'll have to fucking see, we'll have to fucking see bro.
Alright guys I'm pausing TTS, it's bugged and you're gonna get scammed if you donate during it, okay?
You're just gonna, anyone who tries to TTS is just getting scammed.
like just so just don't do it anymore okay guys because it's a bug with the new
system obviously this is a brand new system with reticent at first time
tires asleep it is what it is it is what it is good don't you let it get scammed
need to drop very vital organs posing a risk of deadly diseases because I
started the day with very sugary meals my insulin spiked and then crashed
causing my energy to drop and making me hungry again within an hour we're
ordering what the locals are having once more. Can I have whatever the customer
or friend of me ordered? He's order number three, a large Coke, regular fries, and a
triple patty burger with three slices of cheese. Do you want that? You have some of
these weird boys ever to do it. It's clearly not place that was fast. At any
time of the day fast food has its crowd here. There are eight cars ahead of us.
It took like four minutes for us to get our meal and it's very accessible. This
entire menu is... I think they want it to be... I'm from what I can tell I
I think what they want is what they want is this is they doing the weird AI voice of us because it's not very clear
What they're saying it's kind of hard to understand and they want it to be a cohesive experience to you understand exactly what's happening
But to me it just breaks my immersion to me just breaks my measure the
2250 calories
People have like a burger without fries over that a coke
Okay guys guys you want to lose weight. I'll teach you how
Just get the burger just get the burger don't get the fries just get the burger and then on top of that
Either have zero sugar drinks or just have water
boom
instantly
Your your macros are way better, and it's a fire healthy meal
Because it did drink in that drink in that sugar coke. It's like it's cool. It is happening, right?
You know yummy yummy, but then you think about this
After that you finish that shit you feel like shit like two hours after you feel like shit
You've had a bunch of calories. You're getting fat. Your liver is putting on the fucking fat
It's just real bad and it's just not worth the trade-off. Just think about you two hours from now and
Just never ever ever like legit. Just never
Have full sugar soda. It's just it's the dumbest shit ever. It's not even that good
It's it's this awful spiky energy which makes you feel good in the short term long term
You feel like a dog shit
Instead of getting a coke get a black coffee
Get a black coffee
You'll feel good it tastes good and
Later on you'll you won't have a crash you won't have a crash boom and you got fiber in the coffee
and you go fiber in the coffee.
Combo, very few people will have like a burger without fries.
Or without a coat.
We are heading into the supermarkets in town.
Before cooking dinner like a local,
we came here to get some ingredients.
The products on the shelves are another reason
people in McAllen are getting back.
When you're picking snacks,
you know, most people are gonna go for chips.
Eating a big bag of chips every day
adds about 33,000 extra calories a month,
equal to nine pounds of body fat.
Those are pretty small bags,
So maybe at one time people have one or two.
Throughout the day, many consume foods
that are high in energy, zero.
Bro, isn't it insane how supermax is full with this shit?
Like ultra processed, dog shit, fucking food that's cheap.
Isn't it insane?
What are we even looking at?
What even is that, dude?
It's crazy.
It's that, well, it's good
because it's cheap to produce.
They slam it full of like the high fridges cornstarch shit that they've got a bunch of extra
It's technically got lots of calories in it and it's like
It's like an infinite money glitch, right?
Because it's addictive because people people you know you put a bunch of sugar or something put a little bit caffeine in there sometimes people just like
Oh hell yeah, give me some more of that and then it is just addicted to the shit
Lady shit, what does that say cancer with the line through it? Yeah
It's kind of insane though
That our grocery stores like this
Do you not think we need like rules and laws in place that say like 50% of grocery stores need to like not have ultra
Like 50% of the produce has to be not ultra processed just minimally processed
Just minimally first because like how you know if you don't know better
You know they strip out all the good nutrients they strip out all the fiber
They get all this fucking track
They get the cheapest possible ingredients to make the most possible things and you end up with the stuff that's ultra-tasty
calorie dance and
You know people just become just passively like just by just consuming whatever they buy the grocery store
They just become fat because it's impossible not to
It's my disability
Mmm, that's just the EU.
I mean, that's the sound of the EU.
I guarantee you, bro, if motherfuckers, like, dude, straight up,
if you couldn't buy ultra-busy foods and everyone had to just buy whole foods,
that 90% of people wouldn't be at peace.
I reckon.
If there was no, like, if there was no Coke, if there's no sugary drinks,
if there was no, like, all these ultra-busy, it's fucking chips that are just straight up,
like, ultra-tasty chips that are just calorie-
I reckon the majority of obesity would just vanish
Because it's hard to get fat
eating whole foods
Because you just feel full and you've got good energy levels, and you don't want to eat more
Shut the fuck up clown. Okay guys. I'm banning this guy. No, because he's saying clown
But he's just saying shut the you got banned for the whole clown week, bro
Holy shit was that where the V-Brow you knew that was that where the V-Brow Christian
These are called empty calories and one serving guys
You're gonna be clown as much as you want to be clear. You can come be clown as much as you want as clown like
But if you say at home and honking you're saying like you're a fucking retard dumb fuck ass stupid ass bitch clown
Right. We did you just sit all these other things?
That'll ban you you can call me a clown. Are you?
the
Quinn 69 the clown has arrived
What is this you can't look a little we use that how I eat my man chair, bro chair, bro
12 ounces 39 grams of added sugar so I mean there's a lot of sugar there's a lot of calories
yeah and it's very easy to drink many of the fruit so easy to drink actually you can drink
a whole too little thing of coke and you just it doesn't even satiate you at all but you've
just had a bunch of calories nothing more than flavored sugar water I don't think this
has anything to do with actual fruits they're all lacking real vitamins and minerals some
Some synthetic dyes that are used in the textile industry are also found in foods as colorants.
However, fresh fruit and vegetables aren't easily accessible here.
$16 for this.
Eating healthy food on beauty sites.
I must admit it's kind of crazy.
The health I will admit, the whole foods are really expensive and it does suck.
It does suck.
Yeah, you go to like Baishan and it's just, yeah, it is crazy.
Did I see Abby buying all these fruits?
I'm like, holy fuck.
Fuckin' this little thing of blueberries is like $15 and it's like, you know, enough blueberries
to feed like three kids one time, but then you're like, ah, wait, what do I want?
Do I want obese kids?
Do I want obese kids?
I don't want obese kids, so, no.
We're easily accessible here.
$16 for this, winning halftime 7 minutes expensive.
In the city where a full triple meat burger meal costs only less than $12, no one
I mean think about that right you got a huge feed it's cooked for you it tastes amazing as that cheek
But that's why you go that's why you go to like in and out and you instead of buying all the fries and shit in the drink
You just you buy two burgers
Right, like if you go from California don't get the chips don't get the drinks just buy two burgers or three burgers
And your macros are way better
Dude, they are like $2 burgers there. I'm not even getting in and out has burgers for $2 and you just that's when I was in America
That's what I was living off. Well, I'll just keep you going in and out. I just keep buying burgers
I'll just go you just buy double burgers
That just you but you decided getting all the extra bullshit. You just get two burgers and then boom
Ten years ago, but does it how much does it cost now, bro?
Now in and out bugger by now
This is one cost burger menu
How do you see the cost man?
Yeah that was what you get this one here internet, this one looks worse, what the fuck is
this?
I was eating look this looks yuck, but I was eating when I was in and a look nice
That did not have like whatever the fuck this is
It's like it's too perfect to make it look good. It looks it looks bad because it looks so good, but yeah, yeah
$13 USD wait to buy one burger from in and out
Huh the way just the burger by itself wait how much is the burger cost by itself?
Six how the fuck did it go from two dollars to six dollars and like less than ten years?
I'm talking like nine years. I was legitimately buying the burger for two dollars
Am I crazy in Anaheim in Anaheim chat, California
That's what I was going I just wrote this I remember being so stunned to how cheap the burgers were and how good they were
I was like, man
This is like a really nice fucking burger and it's so fucking cheap
It was like hobos outside the place, which was a bit weird, but I was like fuck boats like it's yeah
Who says it was what all is for what was it? Maybe it was it could have been four dollars for a burger maybe my dad
I felt like it was two dollars, but maybe I'm tripping
They could have been like a promotion on maybe
McGowan residents earn about 30% less than the US average so eating healthy is often out of reach
It takes real willpower to resist fast food that is cheaper easier. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Look at this now
Wait cheeseburger $2 and the 2025 bro
Handbook of $2.50. Bro, 100% 9 years ago it was $2. I remember it being $2. It had to be $2.
That is so cheap, bro! How is it so cheap? Dude, what the fuck? It's so cheap! But yeah,
if you're in California and you want a healthy diet, just go to and just buy the burgers.
And tastier. For locals, it's tempting to pick up a quick low-cost dinner like this corn-coated sausage after work.
It looks premium.
It looks premium?
Yo, that looks so fucking dog shit.
Wait, what the fuck?
That looks so bad, bro.
Like, I'm imagining it like, okay, how do I get this meat?
It's like the lowest quality, worst cut to meat.
to meet they put it into a giant grind during to get some sort of thing out and then they have to use
some adhesive to stick it all together and then they make some weird out of a corn dog and then
they get like the off cuts of some other bread product and then reuse and like you know it's
just gone on and like all right now we need to get this shit to the bliss point let's keep adding
sugar to it to the point where people say it starts getting too sweet and sickly and then
stop at that amount to make it maximally addictive and powerful I mean this is what happens this
This is how they make these products.
The label's like, no byproducts and real honey, however, the turkey is mechanically separated
which is a cheap, taste like meat and most of the sweetness comes from corn syrup, not
real honey.
That's, look, there it is.
There it is.
He's explaining the exact thing that I'm just describing.
I mean, it's like if I actually watched a video beforehand.
I haven't though.
I just know about this shit because I've watched videos about fat people all the
time.
This is what's happening.
They literally do this.
The cheapest and most dog shit meat, big-ass grinders.
That they can get it to a point where it's like taste calling me and looks kind of like me and then they add sugar and add sugar
I'm not kidding. This is the way they do it. They get these focus groups. I think these groups of people, right?
They pay the money and then they give them a product and they eat it
Nice then they read it and they read it and they read it and they get then they keep doing it
And what they do is they keep adding sugar to it
they keep adding sugar they add this corn syrup because super cheap it's a byproduct and
And it makes people addicted to these products and it makes it tastier and add and add and add and add and add and add
And the point where there's a there's you can imagine like there's a point right? It's called the bliss point
Where it peaks and people at this point people start saying it tastes worse
Right, so they keep adding sugar adding sugar adding sugar adding sugar adding sugar and then they find the spot and that is where
They will then be like alright. Let's sell this product
That's the product. We're gonna sell and it's not like trying to make the healthiest thing possible
It's not trying to it's just trying to make the most addictive cheapest most processed food possible because I just want the most money
Which I mean it's capitalism, right?
But what that what is that? What is this create?
An obesity epidemic
Right because the reality is the healthy version of it like actual just real meat
Without all this added sugar without all those other bullshit
Actually, it's probably down here right and you could probably add a bunch of sauces to make it taste nicer
But that's why would they try and sell a product that doesn't taste as good
And
Then why would they use like the nice meat right? Why would they use the nice meat?
When they can use the cheap meat because like how how good can you make it taste with the cheapest amount of
But like the least amount of money spent possible
That's like the ideal product for them spend fuck all money and get people addicted to trash food
And that's the process food industry right there, which is 80% of the food in the fucking supermarket
Skip DTS. No, bro. I'm preaching to the boys right now
I'm passionate about not being fat because I'm constantly battling being fat
So I'm trying to impart knowledge right now with the boys
These are not actual fruits I can't believe kids eat these
Nine vitamins and minerals. These are not the best ways to get these low
Bro
Breakfast cereals by the way speaking as a breakfast cereal Annie. I think that's why I'm so short by the way
This is what I lived off
trash
Literal trash
Literal trash
breakfast cereals if you haven't breaks a cereals on a daily basis
Get that shit out of your diet now
Okay, they they they fake all this advertising about how it's got all this bullshit in it
But they just add that so they add some bullshit non bioavailable minerals and nutrients so they can put this on their packaging and try
Make it look healthy. It is terrible bro. It literally buy some eggs
eat some eggs for breakfast
Million times better way better energy profile
You won't get fat. You'll have more energy for longer
It actually has the nutrients that allow you to pop off and grow and okay just eggs
Fuck breakfast cereals. Literal scam. Dude breakfast in general good. Don't even, have you guys heard about Kellogg's?
Do we want to talk about Kellogg's? Do you want to talk about the breakfast in, dude?
Big breakfast.
They invented the idea that people need to eat this dog shit trash cereal.
In the morning, whenever like half of people won't even doing this shit.
They're like, and they made up this lie about everyone needs to have breakfast and it's the most important meal of the day and
The best possible way to have it is some shit corn product that's been mashed up and added
a bunch of sugar too. It's actually insane. It's lies chat. All lies. I'm not a skit so.
I'm not a skit so. These are literal lollies that advertise as health foods that they get you
hooked on from a young age. They're lollies. It's like a dessert.
But, the label says it supports heart health inside a heart-shaped icon, but the product
actually increases the risk of heart disease with colorful packaging.
These ultra-processed-
They should be fucking illegal, bro.
Should be illegal.
Should be illegal.
I mean, did they put some bluey?
They put bluey on there?
They put- I pretty sure this is illegal, by the way.
I'm pretty sure- we don't have any of these, by the way.
I'm pretty sure in New Zealand, uh, all the- like having the little character there
with all the colors and everything, I'm pretty sure Ashley is legal now.
i think that this is the case in a lot of places they say fuck you know you can use
bluey to sell serials
uh...
with the cash it can look it by
uh... once again
all we have a little character on someone
but we have a little character uh... look we have this
We have carried a Milo.
They got rugby characters on this.
Nutri green.
That there's definitely, there's definitely like it's way, it seems to be way less.
Uh, I mean, you got this.
This is it.
This, this clearly limits what they can do.
Leaked location.
He, he, he.
Why are you guys saying leaked location?
What if I leave location granola? It's the same. This is not the same, bro
What are you talking about? This is all serious. This is this is what it looks like. What are you talking about, dude?
No
What are you talking about? Dot. Dot train last night. Let's go gluten-free. Oh, it's so fucking trash dude
It's so trash. I hate it. I hate it. I
Hate it. I
wish that
Dude, maybe it maybe this is sounds like some sort of socialist fucking
take I just don't think this should be legal to have this shit advertised and pointed at kids I
Just don't think I should like especially considering how much obesity is here in New Zealand
I don't know. I just thought they need to have rules and regulations stopping them
Like it should have to say on the packet like because parents don't know better, bro
They don't know better if they see some shit that says like
You know ultra healthy protein fiber multi they're gonna think oh, this is healthy, bro
It just say yo, this is dog shit
Bad it's not by our available energy. It's basically sugar. It's just gonna make your kid fat and obese
It should say that it's dude. You're getting baited. You're getting baited. This is not healthy
This is not healthy. They put a fat person on the back. They put protein on the front. They think oh, yeah, it's good
It's fucked they should have to say it's like, you know, I like smokes when you buy them
Have like a person dying of cancer on the front, you know
Like they got some guy like fucking breathing through a hole or like there's like a lung that's all blackened
They should have this except like just fat obese children you gotta buy it like you want your kid to look like this
And they have like a little fat child
Straight up that's what they should have to be have on the fucking packaging. No fucking bluey. No bluey
The cereals are heavily marketed to children.
Look at these foam plates.
They put a meal here, but this meal is unhealthy, hamburger and french rice.
This shouldn't be the first food that comes to your mind.
These images do nothing but normalize unhealthy eating.
Now added sugar?
Is it real?
I don't care.
I don't believe that.
We bought what locals buy, and now we're making a typical McAllen dinner.
Nick, can you prepare us a classic American meal?
I absolutely can't.
At this point, I don't know how far Chef Nick DiGiovanni will take this.
I think first we make some fried chicken.
All American food has lots of fat and lots of salt.
We're going to go in with a bunch of oil.
Canola oil contains toxic compounds that can be harmful when consumed in large amounts.
While waiting for it to heat up, we are making a big indulgent milkshake.
Nick adds a set of scoops of ice cream at a time to boost the flavor.
Five cookies go in, each worth 65 calories.
It's building up.
He adds heavy cream for extra softness and richness.
Each one of these spoonfuls is 50 calories.
10 spoons means exactly 500 calories.
That's how easily it adds up.
How's that?
I would say we have 2,250 calories in this shake alone.
Now it's time to give it a whiz.
That does look nice, by the way.
It would be super rich.
If you just add a small cup of it, it'd be nice.
Now it's inviting.
He's pouring out the mix.
adds extra calories meanwhile the chicken soaked up the oil I mean that chicken looks fucking good
that chicken looks fucking good sponge while frying the mac and cheese nick prepared earlier is also done
how do people like mac and cheese bro I don't understand like I get fried chicken I get orex
me I do not get mac and cheese it looks like ass it's like ass dude Abby likes mac and cheese
I don't get it
It's ass bro. How the fuck do people like it's so crazy. We're like mac and cheese
It's nice I try it and I don't I hate it. I'm just not a fan. I just I don't know
It's I'd much rather some nice. I mean pasta. I'll fuck with pasta any day
Like without without all this cheese
Right like like give me some pasta and some mints
Put that on there boom
Oh fuck, but that thing dude, this weird like,
fried cheese bullshit they put in there with the mac and it just, I don't know, it's just like too much.
I made you some fried chicken, some mac and cheese, some french fries, a milkshake and got you a big go.
This 7,000 calorie dinner is loaded with fat and has way more carbs than anyone should eat in a day.
Can you ever guess how many grams of sugar is in this?
Almost 110 grams.
In the wonder.
It feels good now, but my body will definitely regret it later.
Alright guys, I think I'm not going to be able to finish it.
I'm halfway there.
Before calculating my total calorie intake today, we're here to see what life looks like
years later for someone who eats like this every single day.
We're about to meet an obese individual.
He does it like one by each thing.
Become trapped in his own body.
Hello, can we come in?
Go straight in the back.
Alright.
We blurt his face and fully concealed his identity, even though we voluntarily shared his story during filming.
He is at least 600 pounds above his ideal volume.
We're over the TV in the bed at the hospital bed.
Why did you stop eating food?
But if you if you're bedridden, right if you're bedridden, just don't eat
You need to serve your I miss that it's not so anyway. I'm saying it's like don't eat food and
then
Yeah, well, I mean
It's one of things that right
It's probably like he's depressed and then the what makes him feel good is eats food and then because he eats food
He gets fatter and then he's his fatter. He's pressed again, and then he it's like the loop, right? It's the loop, isn't it?
It's the look it's the it's the cycle of fucking yeah depression eating food making you feel better
And usually there the issue is like that coping mechanism is eating food
And that's like their safe space and they often have very bad traumatic experiences when they're younger, right?
Like they often have some awful thing that happened to them and then they what they did as a food to me
I'll make myself feel good, and then and it's like this awful look, but yeah, I mean I
Guess I'm too much of a logician right. I'm just thinking like well if I'm obese as fuck
I can't get my bed. I'm just gonna not eat much food, right?
But then obviously you can't do that because otherwise you would have done it
And now lives his life entirely in his bed because of his extreme weight in my current weight is unknown
I've been known. Last time I was weighed, I was 745.
What about your height?
I'm 5'8", 9".
Why do you have an oxygen mission?
You know, you can lose your breath.
It can equal to the most worst tragedy.
He ended up in a humble shelter while struggling with a life-threatening disease.
I picked up a bad habit, a drug habit, and I was under the influence for over 8 years.
He got strong food cravings after he quit his brain was still seeking a munchies, bro. The munchies. Yep
The month yeah, you get some mac is broke. That's how it is
I mean and food became the substitute this eating being is not even filling the hole
He got to the guys I'm beyond my emotions completely broken who knows why
Who knows why anyone in chat also a viewer
not the voice this that's that's the fucking scary interesting DMCA free
YouTube background music I what I associate that with cave diving stories
some guy like at 7.52 a.m. fucking Alexander and Joe hit after the cave
I knew that music I said I'm like fuck what's happening that was what the
a nutty putty cave incident.
That's scary.
Good.
I'm trying to listen.
Anyway.
Yes, they're using the same soundtrack.
This is really sad and depressing.
Point that he couldn't even get through his bedroom's door.
How many calories?
I'm sorry.
Chad, wait.
Bro, it's the cave-thomping music.
They get to our restriction and then they get stuck with the air tanks.
I'm not even kidding. There is I'm laughing bro is because of the music and
That the cave diving is it's is they try to squeeze for restriction and they get stuck
Okay, and this is trying to squeeze it's getting stuck. I'm so you've got to watch. Okay. Look
Okay diving look
Which one should go like nutty buddy
I'm not laughing at the guy getting stuck in the ca- I'm sorry, this is like the part
That way, like, yeah, look, dude, they, this is the music that they use whenever they're
stuck in this.
He's got the way he got stuck in the restriction like that, he'd just crack me up.
He got to the point that he couldn't even get through his bedroom's door.
How many calories in total?
A day?
Four a day, yes.
Like, 10,000 calories.
I would eat three meat chickens, a Big Mac combo, cookies, 20 piece nuggets with
The straws, the large fries, after I ate and all that food, there were three meals that you get at the hotel every day.
Haven't you felt any like fullness in your stomach?
I would eat and I would get full, but my mom would tell me, oh, so do they keep going.
In nine months, he found himself bedbound, unable to stand up.
I gained 200 pounds that year.
On the bed.
On the bed.
His food addiction grew so severe that he was manipulating the abs just to eat when he couldn't afford it.
That's another thing right, ay?
Because when you get to the point that you're eating food so much that you can't move and then you move less because you're so fat
and then because you move less you burn less calories and then you feel worse and then you eat more food.
And you get to the point where now you can't move at all and now you burn no eater calories and now you're fucking...
It's crazy, right?
There's a bunch of loops that fuck you when you get this fat.
I got obsessed with getting free food from people.
I will call customer service, lie to them, and tell them,
you tried through this room.
Oh, it's like this sticky brown stuff on my bag,
and I don't want to touch it.
So they'll have another person
re-deliver the same big meal again,
or they'll give me my money back,
and I'll go to a different restaurant.
What is the first thing that you think
when you wake up in the morning?
What am I gonna eat this morning?
Do I have a doctor's appointment today?
I can take my medicine on camera, huh?
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Bro, what the fuck?
That's not me wearing supplements,
because he might have supplements.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I'm like,
oh, fuck, it's clown week.
That's what I woke up to when I woke up.
A lot of medications in this bag.
I literally only have weight on my bones.
My health is A1.
He has to take all the medications in this bag
every single day.
I have a bed pan under my bed that I wash it, you know,
daily, weekly, whenever I use it.
My sleeping schedule is, let's say I go to bed at midnight,
I'm not gonna wake up till six o'clock the next evening.
You're always laying in the bed.
So you don't know when your body is sleepy
and when it's not.
Do you want to take a break?
That's awful for a guy, speaking of sleep hygiene,
you don't want to do anything in your bed.
Except for sleeping or busting in your wife, right?
That's it, all your husband, right?
Busting your husband, okay?
You don't want to do, okay?
Facts, facts.
Because you develop, you condition yourself to basically,
if you start like gaming in your bed
or you start doing shit in your bed
that's not like sleeping, your brain thinks,
oh, I'm helping my bed, ooh, wake up, gaming time,
gaming time, ooh, I'm in my bed.
Like, ooh, it's time to check my phone
because that's what I do is I use my phone in my bed
and then your brain starts going active mode, active mode,
like look at your phone and instead of sleeping.
So like imagine you're constantly,
everything in your life in your bed.
How does your brain know when you're supposed to sleep?
Legit, it's gonna be terrible for you.
And then do you know what happens?
Chat, another one of these loops.
What happens when you get bad sleep?
Spoiler alert, you get fat.
Beating bad sleep is like a speed run
Raising your causal levels and making you fucking fat as fuck and then do you know what happens when you're really fat?
You get like sleep apnea you wake up. You can't sleep as good. Just weak always worse. Guess what boom
fatter again
Well, it's just correct. It's actually so wrecked against bad people. I
Guess biology just sit. I think is I guess it didn't the evolution
You don't really deal with this did it because people this fat back of the day either would just die instantly
Or we just couldn't get that fat, right?
So this is very much a modern problem that evolution didn't really deal with you know, you would never you just wouldn't you just would how could you ever be this fat?
Back in the day you just cut it because then you how you're gonna forage and how you're gonna contribute to your fucking little trod
You could never get this fat
Okay, so whatever you want to do I have a high confidence level I can talk about things without being shamed
My nutritionist has me on a regimen
After losing 90 pounds with his diet plan, he's recently been able to walk a few meters
with a walker.
He strained himself so hard just to get out of bed that his gums bled.
Why is something that you miss doing the most?
is a beautiful day if you're not free life is not gonna be worth living I want
to thank you personally help me share my story today I ate like a local in
mcallon and in just nine hours I consumed 9,825 calories if I ate like
this every single day for a month and kept my activity level the same I
would gain about 40 pounds it's about food it's about culture economy and of
Of course city planning.
And now people don't gain weight that fast though, right?
It's more like accumulates, right?
They just gain like every week you gain like half a kg.
But then you just consistently in a surplus,
consistently in a surplus just over and over again,
half a kg, half a kg.
And then after a year, it's like,
oh shit, you put us away.
And then after a year, oh shit, you put us away.
And then there's the point where it's like,
after 10 years of living like that,
GG, you're like morbidly obese
going around in a fucking scooter, right?
The future for McAllen will depend not just on individual choices, but also on the actions
taken by local authorities.
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Ruhi Cheneh was here.
in a town where brun's fat
that's correct
that's correct
uh...
it's just a reaction ux being filed funding system
what the fuck
is this unhinged shit
they leaked it guys
it had been well-asseted
once a minute
a hundred
does it? What? Yes. Your legacy. Thanks for four months. Um,
some fours and dog.
Shit. Okay. I did it. Yeah. W, W, W, W, W. Yeah, true. Good.
It's not really fucking read that deep faked all the guys or the
sigmas in they deep-faked all the sigmas in and they put x you see in there
Bro my boy fucking Hannibal act that would not be in there. He would not be at the FC place. Okay
He wouldn't okay, so coming up was is it correct still?
It's correct. Yeah, you'll got scan. Okay, what are people do how many you guys got scammed during this place?
Uh, you took a game for a clown, but you're still fat, clown.
How feasible is it to put water soluble semi-glutide in the water supply?
Can you believe it guys? Clown week, only for 7 days. Clown week is a week. Wahoo,
I am so happy about this information. Clown week. Just a week. Oh wow. Can you believe
it? Clown week. Just a week. It got here so fast. Clown week. Just a week. Where's
the red nose. Clown week. The big red shoes. It's clown week for just a week. Did you
learn to play the accordion too? It's only seven days. Did you get the vest at a dollar
store? It's just one week of clowns.
Holy shit, put on the nosequake. The nose is in here.
That big guy decided to only eat food every time his favorite streamer does a useless
pause on the react video they are watching oh oh no okay dude okay relax relax yo
infictions my teeth I feel cute chat chat take care of your teeth also clown
zero out of ten zero out of ten zero out of T alien crash the fucking server
I'm looking at him as a skeptic shit right now.
Okay guys, okay guys.
How feasible is it to put water soluble semi-glutide in the water supply?
He didn't do it twice.
I replayed that.
I guess I must have done that too many times.
Okay guys, let me think it.
But I spent a bunch of time doing clown stuff.
i didn't get enough time to do reacts but then maybe i just log into the video games
or maybe what do you guys want
what do you guys want
we'll do a poll
chat decides
log in pewee now
pop off
kill
uh...
give more
good takes
you have one minute to decide
this is a jcs video but i don't know if i want to watch that's too long
it's too long
i hear the music
yo that bread looks fucking good by the way that bread looks fucking nice dude
on god
react as if i can discuss in your e-play
they're not like that
i'm looking at the latest that was good
let's go
that's it to me copy
i thought that they're just going to fit
with the lead despite a mb
uh...
that's good to me
uh...
stopping a stream of chat p2
answering under a chance on which does today for clout transmission was
day seven
was going to make it
by the XLT series.
The fact that 40% of you retards want all of your acts is disgusting.
I'm ashamed of all of you.
Chat still looking cute to heck with Oto.
Happy clown week everyone.
What the fuck was I apolitic what you done?
The fuck was that?
I had politics tag on this whole time, but when I was not doing politics...
You said I put it on you and you said I took it off. What?
You're on P.V. the whole time, I had to listen to these...
You said I put it on, but I took it off. No, I did take it off.
It's a bug, I guess.
Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Uniform 120 clown.
I don't know the yellow how well how well guys who needs did this one of it did
He's good they just get the fucking ass up all the tag good
You know how this
Stupid ass fucking twitch bro dude it I I know what it'll be
Clown woman am I guys we're doing a clown woman screaming
Alright check, here's how clown week is going to start.
I'm going to react to a bunch of dog shit video and spew a bunch of false facts.
Like fiber and coffee or sugar and liquid is worse than hot sugar.
Ooooooh!
Ooooooh!
Ah, it's the best!
Dip something!
That's what I do.
Just dip, ah, hot.
Shh!
May clown!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
May!
Ah!
Ah!
The faster the furshyship was set, the more I suffered
Amazing
Amazing
Doctor, I am Quinn 69
Docs
Once the damage is scary, actually, fuck that
Guys, the full clan cosplay is happening
What is it, quickly?
Uh...
That may be a difficult call
T13, what's the other thing?
Y-Mats like, single mod.
We got a single mod.
Okay, it's a Burked.
Burked here, there we go.
Blue maps chat, I'm talking Big Deck T13 maps when I'm messing around here boys.
allow me to do some sufferable, is that to allow for you guys to handle?
uhhhh
are you good now?
what's this?
Doctor, I am Queen 69
uni 424 cosplay, you already look perfect clown less than 3
Dude my brain look dude. I don't understand. I was like what's that video?
I feel like a tad bit space and then I get in here and I'm like that's a kind of focus
It's like reacts a lot me in bitch clown guys call me a bitch guys
Just spamming ad-hombs is not okay there guys not cool
Okay, you understand? Spanning Atoms is not it. You are a clown, Vicky Clown. Yes, so like, again,
one of your clowns fine? Nothing of that. Adding in like 500 Atoms.
Hi, Doctor, I am very sad today. There is a great clown in town. You can go see in town tonight,
My name Quinn 69.
Dr. Quinn 69.
Yes, it is me, my brothers.
Hello.
Sure.
What's up?
You can play the song.
get in the fucking shit on bitch
guys, this is the evil one, just really cool, this is the evil one of those things
I guess I'm gonna choose you enough to attack him.
Amazing.
Amazing song.
Amazing.
Look at this balloon!
Look at this balloon!
It's like perfectly not...
Me post-workout eating eggs, avocado and berries.
Wow, this literal clown is telling me to be healthy and just get three burgers from in and out mother fucker
Scum week
Cloud week finally all floating
There's a great clown in town and you can go see a town tonight man, win 69!
Clown egg.
Hey Quinn.
Just swinging by during clown week to cash in on that sweet ban immunity.
Figured it was the perfect time to unload without consequences.
You're a total bozo, honkhead.
Absolute pie face, juggle fucking everything up.
Cutting around in those big shoe delusions.
And let's not forget that glowing red nose,
whether it's from the bottle or just perpetual embarrassment.
Honk honk, clown.
See you next year.
I'm back. Wait, see me next year? Wait, who's...
Wait, what? See you next year. Yo.
Happy new year, brother. Happy new year.
But I'll see you again, man.
Uh, okay.
Honk honk. Guys, my clown horn is in the mail.
It's on the way.
I will be able to use the clan horn
and it'll be able to go honk honk
it's just not here yet
it's not arrived yet
unfortunately but hey that's what there's more guys for clan wing
you got more of this not just
you know there's more days than just one
oh my god
day to lock in man my brain's fucking cooks
everyday if he cookin'
oh my god
I'm getting tired of explaining these maps, I think it is.
Half-ass as usual, your mom's got...
a thick ass.
What do you think about that?
My plan will be to watch guys
Guys we're gonna be a full clown cosplay soon TM coming your way. It's going to be amazing. I have all the makeup
I've clowned white
I mean I could be early to a clown makeup text
I'm dying
I have another clown I got another clown for this is not about it. This is not my client outfit. I got another
I got another clown out there. I got like a full-on clown suit.
This is just, this is the thing that uh, lol escaped me.
I'm wearing the one that, this is the clown, so when, at Xalkon 2020, what the fuck, he gave me like a clown bowtie clown vest.
And I'm just wearing that one.
This is not the, uh, chat.
You will not believe how stacked Clown Week is.
It's so stacked chat, uh, chat.
I got this $2 vest from Wish, and these balloons, so stacked.
Like, we will watch YouTube with this vest on.
We will play Poe with this vest on.
Chat, this is some peak content chat.
You have the ability to customize your alerts, bro,
with multiple different intros.
You have access to all these awesome Clowny-Muts.
It would never have access to a normally
Should have been a week long clown of them
We are being scammed
This is a week not your speech
You won't get away from me
What are you talking about?
You're not saying you're sweet little Indra?
Like look at these guys
Guys you can click on that link and customize your shit
You are a beast
TTS got caught in classic tech issues
That fat video was mega rage bait.
McAllen, Texas is aboard a town with Mexico and the population is like 90% Mexican immigrants.
Also, that burp the combo they got was maxed out configuration rarely anyone gets.
Yeah, but I mean, for this fat stuff I got to be that fat clown.
Kill me now, bitch, see what happens.
The best clown ever.
Love from Brazil.
Biggest clan on Twitch. I'm pretty sure these guys do fall and count close base every single day on Twitch.
I'm pretty sure I'm actually not. I would like, that'd be cool if I could claim that, but I'm pretty sure there's actual legitimate, just shred of plans that stream on Twitch.
I mean I'll do you know I'll take it though am I doing good as being a clown
shirt
like
I'm trying to hide I made some fun noises I did a little balloon animal
I got to do some balloon animal stuff I have to go up obviously got the hit
required to make balloon animals I will do like a balloon animal segment here
in the future maybe on day two
we are gonna do some balloon animal gaming I'll make you a balloon animal you
guys can uh yeah but uh yeah I know this is day one we aren't gonna start off
I'm pulling animals in the day, man.
Like seriously, I thought you put them in there and gave me how much the community had done for you.
Doctor, I am Queen 69.
What the fuck, dude, come and stop, sober!
What do you call that?
You think you've done that, dude?
Look, tell you what, the code's there, bro.
Well, he had to tell Claude to code that, bro.
Okay, Jesus fucking Christ, mate. I think we did you guys you are in some entitled chattis some entitled fucking chattis here
Okay, three dicks 99 life was casual be good
We
Chat, by the way, this is a-
This-
Where's the clown costume?
Bummets, in the mail.
What about the tricycle?
In the mail.
The clown makeup?
In the mail.
Who the fuck is gonna deliver all this mail over Christmas?
You fucking peanut head.
Ah, people will watch.
They will.
Look at this laminate.
Oh
Fucking good
Is it
That's pretty fucking good guys guys
Guys
The stuff was ordered ages ago. There's no way it won't arrive
They're gonna deliver it during Christmas
chat don't forget you donated half a million dollars for this half a million
dollars for a $10 vest that won his mods gave him and some balloons are you
happy with your purchase
okay first out of this so what did you do order some stuff okay right bad right
that good the sabaton perks will just me doing free handouts everyone we're
just getting the two gifted subs for the fucking pit okay let's not get it
twisted the whole that's a whole ton of sand it and you guys were getting like
man this is what you're doing just getting a tattoo permanently on your
album that looks like a penis saying D4 bad doing ah fucking ah man what
Eating just just eating like ghost peppers on stream and that's it bro. It's eating a full-on raw onion, bro
That's all you're gonna do like bro shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up you entitled cunts. I didn't have to do anything and the difference would have been
negligible I
Don't even think you have to measure it clown we gave you are getting clown week
Just cuz I'm the man. That's it. That's just I'm just I'm that nice of a guy on top of that
This is day one. I have plenty of clown
extra clown brits coming
All that matters clown week is that I do the meme I'm doing this meme
The what all that matters is this what is it like clown clown clown one
clown two
clown three
Clown that you are gonna get this
Okay, you are gonna get this this is what you are gonna get you are gonna get this for clown week this is happening
And you get a whole week where you can call me clown as much as you want to spam clown emotes
To all sorts of clown related shenanigans
And I'm gonna have a little clown honky horn that I'm gonna honk
And I could do it if you want I can welcome you to the circus
So what did you do order some stuff online everything I'm seeing someone else did
Samia said did the emotes and to did the overlay where is your contribution?
All right, what you're saying by the way check this isn't simply a preview
Can we at least get to know each other?
Yes. These custom bespoke overlays.
Yeah, but what about the Pussy?
And we're going to do a Pussy stream!
Yes, the plan is to do a fucking victory!
Gold posts in motion. Gold posts have achieved exit velocity.
Gold posts are in orbit. Gold posts have achieved light speed.
speed.
CLONE!
All of my gifted subs during the Southern War for this.
All of the auto subs for a portal went as is not you little gal.
Ah, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure at all.
I'm not sure at all.
Oh my god.
I am not a fucking lazy guy.
How many of you are doing this clown way?
This is the last clown ever.
He keeps insulting people, calling them redards.
He doesn't have any jokes.
Just a rude, rude, sad clown.
I don't know how to work, I don't understand how you use the shit.
Is that right?
What is this?
Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
I understand.
Unifix your hair, brother.
How does this work?
How does this work?
Clown Mean Day 1 would be a white painted face according to the meme.
You are not doing the meme.
You are doing less than entry level effort.
That's happening on day 7!
Look at the fucking title!
An enormous use of gift is a tier 1 sub to buttocks.
Oh my god, bro.
I ain't licking it, bro.
At least put the clown overlay on.
Every second you don't have a red nose and face paint on you are actively scamming.
Clown.
Wait, I didn't get it.
Do I put like water on this?
How does it work?
Do I put water on this and then I just go like this?
Okay, wait, I'm going to get, is that what I do?
That's it, I'm not doing full clown class playbook, come on, face me around.
Not a meme.
This is legit more effort than I thought you were going to put into Day 1 of Clown Week.
I am having a blast.
Fooing clown, Fooing clown, Fooing clown, Fooing clown.
Doesn't even know how to use the one thing that he ordered that actually showed up on
time.
Tell us again how much effort you've put in.
This is some DSP level of scamming $250,000 to wear a vest.
Is that the right color?
Wait, what do I do with it?
Alright, that's looking pretty good.
pretty damn good
doctor I am Quinn 69
that's like a pretty damn good
do I gotta read it?
I can't see him on the side
hey there looking
honk honk?
Dude what the fuck do I do now this thing is like this is a little wet is that gonna work like it?
What do I do now with this? Do I dry it out?
that out?
uni 420 Hong Kong clown Hong Kong
You look like you have a bad sunburn.
Hahaha!
Oh that's looking good.
That's looking good.
I mean you can't tell me I don't look like a clown now.
I'm sorry to say, that's clown tier.
That is clown tier.
The only reason I'm not looking like a clown now is a liar.
I'm looking like a fucking clown now.
Like, clean up.
Seal.
So this is a seal, this is gonna seal it.
Ah, it's in my eyes, ah, it's in my eyes.
I'm inhaling it.
What the fuck is makeup sealer?
Keep eyes shut during application.
Do not use on sensitive skin.
Ah, fuck, dude.
Whatever, seal by seal.
I don't wash this.
I can use it again, right?
The doctor, I am Quinn69.
Anyone that says I'm not looking like a clown now is a fucking liar.
Because I am looking like a clown.
now to put on my clown makeup and clown outfit.
OK.
I
Let it be known
Now it's a fucking bitch
Okay, anyway, so the shit now about my cause was so bitch now cuz that like don't this is not even
even close to the full cosplay, but like instantly if I saw me walking on down the street, I'd
be like, that's clown. That's like instantly. There's no way anyone would say I don't look
like clown now is a fucking great day. Like you're fucking, ah, sorry to say.
Once you go full clown makeup, could you please go into some multi hour long explanation
If something you learned from watching a handful of YouTube shorts and you are now an expert on I want the full clown effect
I don't did I'm not YouTube feel guy with looking for fast guy
Get right
I've watched like fucking to an op-out podcast about like why market less of it
Honestly, I already had a good laugh even from his zero effort, another proof that Quinn
is a clown by nature.
Was someone hoping for seven days of scheduled clown performances so people can come and
see them like in a circus?
Invited guests, no reacts, special games, funny collabs with other streamers, special
clown gambos, slow build up to the last epic day, or what?
I said this is gonna be normal stream, I said to get out clowning.
I thought clown week was supposed to start today.
Why do you look exactly the same as every other stream hunt?
Come on, scant. Come on.
Guys, this gets real hot real fast.
My clan power is increasing.
Call me back boys.
This isn't even my fun call.
This is what I call clan one.
not possible, he can't possibly get any more clown
they told me i'm not a clown, yeah i do this
we roll bro, i'm not a clown, this isn't even close to jive
I'm a buff, buff buff buff
I'm a buff buff buff
I'm gonna get pretty sick there, right, I feel like.
Hey, hey kids, it's me.
Quinn69 the clown.
I'm gonna go out, I might fuck with my kids, I might go full climb, let's play damage,
Just my kids
Do it
I mean I've got it when I'm full clown when I'm like full clown mode. I got it busted out
I mean they're gonna sit in the full boss, but
Finally know you work
31 months can I get a welcome to the circus welcome to the circus brother?
Yeah, bro
Finally we see him in his truest form
Traffic rifle, we only have one year in the plan for this
My shoe that it came up with and everything he prepared for us are out in town. Look at all the kids
He gives us a risk to cover up the hose in his shirt
It's released to cover up the mage in this cut-shed,
and able to fall clown emotes, paint the dismosed lead.
And the best part, we are allowed to play clown AI
science for only $10.
And we got all of this for only $25,000 subs.
Good job, Quinn.
You are spoiling us.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I got you.
Hey, girl, look at this.
I'm an ass guy.
I'm a nice guy.
Thanks.
You, Godgamer, can I get a welcome to the circus?
Welcome to the circus in Iblium.
In Iblium.
Take care of her. I got you, man.
Do you have anything missing?
Are your eyebrows?
When will we see the dyed eyebrows?
Again, it's winter.
I
Believe it is
Clown Boso!
Ha ha!
Clowno!
No!
Boso!
Bolsho!
Ladder Rojo!
Bolsho!
Ladder Rojo!
Bolsho!
Ladder Bolsho!
This is the way, by the way, do you guys think this is better than the foam nodes, cause I bought foam nodes, they're not here yet, but honestly I wanna take this look at these nodes.
I feel like this is more authentic than the foam nodes.
So I see that you went with the clown ascendancy doc, can you give us some info on the potent clown nodes you're going to spec into?
I need to practice that, that's what I'm- I think I'll do that with the kids.
says he's a clown. Nice shoes clown! You're a clown man, whole world can see it.
I'm not. But when the world sees makeup you can't. How do you prove who you are?
I just want them to see me. My name's not Clownf-
Thorne, Thorne be there by the thorn.
Eggis! Eggis! Eggis! Eggis! Eggis! Eggis!
I guess, I guess.
Can go on a seven-seek, bro Kevin.
Go on and on flow me, Kevin-seek.
Buonate.
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin not.
Kevin.
Your challenge for life, my service continues.
Speak here, say it's from this thing's yes or it's him and not spice.
Get rid of that one, please say it's shell, for it came out nobody else.
Monster damage. That's bad, right? That's a bad one.
Send in the clown. These are our supplies. That may be a difficult battle.
course. Doctor, I am Quinn 69. 74 months. Quinn, can I get a welcome to the circus? Welcome
to the circus! I just want you all to know that the weird AI Boba TTS is scaring my dog.
Remember that
It's a balloon for Nugget there you go broken grants balloon for Nugget
Yeah, honk honk honk honk honk
Ah fuck off man, not a single one I could run, not even one map I could run.
Why do I even fucking think- Do you think running with no mod is better?
Maybe if I can- I'll run them with one mod maybe, because there's more that I can run
it.
Okay, run that, can run that, can run that, can run this, okay okay, can run this.
I'm gonna say to be at what?
Merry Christmas, Jashun.
Merry Christmas, Quinn Mauds.
And Merry Christmas, the guy with the half-baked clown get up.
I mean Quinn and Boba.
Yo.
Yeah, bro.
Merry Christmas, brother.
yo shibro, Merry Christmas brother
Merry, Merry, hi Rome, hi, Triune, 288, shibro
shibro, low effect, I swear to God one month, one guy says low effect bro
this is day one guys look look oh shit oh shit I already done helium tank I already
did that it's done now day seven pinnacle clown day full cosplay with
face paint clown shoes etc all right guys might just remove that clown shoes
pack cuz I've been trying to source clown shoes it's been harder than you'd expect
if anyone knows I can get clown shoes that'd be good
I'm going to remove that, that's quite a difficult one.
On top of that you can't even see my feet anyway, so...
All that matters, guys, that's how you survive this.
Clown Eggman is dead, Clown Eggman is dead.
Yo, hello brother, hello?
You have been seen.
Oh, oh!
Doctor, I am Queen 69.
I got you, Queen.
chat this is even my final form this is version one you haven't even seen but my
final form will look like it's going to be insane
I don't like my me doing such a pricet of clown called plaza ore
it's going to be shit you don't have a job at all you're just a clown
I need the clown horn.
Uh, Chet.
And for my next trick, I will make a random Cheta disappear.
Don't believe me here's another oh
Look another gone, huh? What is this? What? Why does it take it?
One crazy discussion this
Look at this!
I look like someone with more damage, I don't even know why.
This guy is like a low DBS.
I need more damage, and no, it's apparently.
Maybe I didn't spi-
Dude, this would be cute, I might as well get those in here.
That's the face paint, that's on day 7 guys, day 7.
Day 7.
Hey, I just tuned in. What is this low effort Amazon Wishlist clan cosplay?
You look like you went to Party City and only bought the stuff on discount.
I just keep counting this impossible to please, man.
Impossible to please.
Impossible, impossible to please.
I could try experimenting with some of the more make up and trying a little bit more make up stuff
uh not again dude i don't want to i can't take away from the full clown if i do like half ass ones
i want to go i want to full send it but like day seven is full sending i mean do you remember
me to bust my clown usi cherry on day one and then like the rest of the day is like less
impressive I feel like that's you just get away for that the full clown cosplay
is coming let's this isn't even my final plan outfit I've got a whole another
plan out this is simply a clown thing this and time
that's it
We're gonna go Clussy mode dude. We are gonna go Clown. That would be a fucking Clussy
Well what it's gonna be is this it's gonna be a v2 of a stream where I'm a female clown I
Can you sort that out? It's just it's you know, I think I'm planning on doing it and I'm just gonna figure out like on the day
I see you put your makeup down it's refreshing to see your true self
Hey, Quinn. If a store says they're having a sale for a week, but the actual sale doesn't
start until the seventh day of the week, does that make any sense to you? Real plan-like
behavior on their part right nope there's a build-up I'm promoting I'm
promoting them all week with no repercussions one week later hey guy in
check what the fuck are you even say let me check your logs oh look you called
me a clown fucking Betty fated get bad I want to remember the day if I can see
It was during that month, okay?
The degree is like a rank question.
A man goes to the doctor, feeling very down and totally
hopeless.
The doctor, he says, I am very, very depressed.
I feel very alone.
It's this cruel fault.
Life, it seems harsh and totally meaningless.
Can you help me?
Yes.
The doctor thinks for a small moment.
He replies, ah, the treatment is very simple.
The big clown Quinnau in 16 is tonight in the city.
Him and Bursts into tears and sess.
But, gentlemen, doctor, I am Quinnau in C-Tunch.
Just wait chat. Suddenly the big clown day will be on Christmas and Abbey will need him after an hour of watching Cockslock the rest of clown week will downgrade slowly from there.
Christmas day is strange, I'll be sure.
That's just the reality of the game for kids and then, you know
Christmas Day stream will probably be like three and a half hours. It's just tomorrow by the way for me
But you know, I mean, I'm not gonna
That there's nothing but not doing the big club called learn for today. It's just like I'll tell you what
I'll tell you what jet for Christmas because I had to cut the stream short on Christmas during my week
I will give you know what clown week will extend for an additional
4 hours on the day after clowning is.
Oh, when you give your bonus time, you'll get the time back.
So actually, clown week will actually be 8 days.
Be ready.
I expect Unicycle, squirting flower, clown shoes, tiny car, juggling attempt,
and absolutely definitely abby pieing you in the face.
Hey Quinn, I was not expecting anything for clown week, but somehow I am still disappointed
Maybe the real clown weeks were the weeks we had along the way
And it don't yet yet. You are fucking beautifully degenerate as always straight up. Happy holidays, everyone
Have you got appreciate this
You're sick in the head you think I like this you think I like this
I literally banned the word clown, like, it is.
Honk honk honk honk!
Honk honk honk!
Holy shit.
You forgot to put sunscreen on your nose, looking a mistake.
I
Get them done
Guys the clown knows I have clown knows is by the way, but they've been ordered
The clown knows is a cheaper than actually doing the clown makeup
My makeup is I spent three hundred dollars on makeup check
three hundred dollars now I'm not using that I'm using a tiny bit of red
fissons but this is like this okay this this make my nose is very more
force makes it than a single plan does
double race strength so we get it
You look handsome, dude. Fuck it.
Do you know about the wise market target makes it damn good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clown goes to doctor says he's really happy life seems great and too easy
says he has too many friends in the happy world
world. Doctor says treatment is simple. There's the site called twitch.tv. Remove your costume
and start a seven day stream.
So Glad Clown Week is here. What is the next sub goal, Cuck Week?
I mean, here it goes.
I mean, here it goes.
I mean, here it goes.
Holy shit.
$300 on makeup that you have zero idea how to use is not the flex you think it is.
Scam 69 of every single chance you get.
It's not gonna be how I mean, I don't know what the fuck this is.
Does anyone know what a neutral sit color of spatter does?
I don't know what that does, but apparently this is important.
Does anyone know what that daven does?
This shit was expensive as fuck.
Looks like baby powder
Guys we pause it just games run just to be clear
just scan until tata wakes up and fixes it it's just gonna scan yeah I mean it
now we hey this is what it is
what are we listening right now there for this shit
Teto my rock guys see shit I don't know how anyone fucking wears glasses and
strange did hello it's been a long time since you've said any
Ah Finn Clown-esque!
Oh Hulk! Hulk!
Touch my nose!
Quieter! I- I...
Touch?
Yeah! Ah!
Ah Gawd! Ah!
You are fucked!
Hulk!
Good morning.
The voice equals 8.
That's not what I said.
Just like, become your clown.
Sit the fuck down.
You did it.
Just that, whatever you want to call that.
Like, uh, I'm sorry.
Just, yeah, just annoying.
It's just annoying, bro.
It was a trash song.
I hate that, whatever you want to call that.
That level of snarkiness and uh.
Like if you're gonna talk shit, someone you're gonna sound fat ass while you're doing it.
Do you sound like a freak that while you're doing your little rap songs?
This isn't how you think it is.
Hey Quinn, is this clown shenanigans some freak shit only fans advertisement?
Do you like crawl playing with Abbie maybe?
Some weird ass degradation kink you got going there bro,
But you do you don't know what's your desire that comes like a
177 sex
For the next Southern could we get a goal for retard week where we are a new thing
Banned for killing the stream we're retarded and there will be a bunch of retarded emotes
And a song said in the week culminates in a full retard cosplay
Wait I think I'm going to see, I might have been a secondary mod skip
I don't get what everyone is complaining about
If anything, we've had an entire year of him acting like a clown thus far.
Can I get a nose honk, Mr. Bojo the Clown?
Honk, honk, honk. I don't want to touch it because it's a make-up, right?
Quinn, my wife and my two children came in the room and asked my why I was watching a grown man wearing a clown suit on TV.
I told them that it's my favorite stream of Quinn 69.
That got me to thinking, who is really the clown, me or you? Aware?
AHHHHH!
It's not wrong being a clown. Clowning around.
AHHHHH!
A bozo.
Who the fuck are you? What the fuck?
Who the fuck is a s-
DUPED!
FUCKING HACK!
fucking hate hags why is there T17 mobs in my fucking white maps
I
Guys guys the class of every honest the glasses that I feel the glasses the class you wear glasses not really
I don't think I did you wear glasses
Forget that's a TV clown, you know a TV clown was losses, but I think I can't see the video game. I'm trying to play
I could all I say just pop out the black and zits
Okay
I don't know how does this look. I don't know if this even looks like clown.
Hey guys, me. Yeah, I'm just denying that you can clown with glasses.
Do I look smarter out of the glasses?
Dude, I find that you're someone and then you put glasses on them and you look smarter.
Do I look more intelligent wearing these glasses?
Okay, so like, no glasses?
Glasses.
face paint is on day 7 guys, I mean I could do face paint earlier if that's what you'd
like but not on day 1 we don't face paint day 1, I tell you what if you want that face
He looked like a super liberal old lady with those glasses.
Psycho again, here I am, oh my side, back to battle, to a way to Murrow and Dye!
Slip again!
What up, Scrinny Lad?
Not watched the stream in quite a while because you know, life and shit.
But, someone told me you're doing clown week, apparently.
I tuned in and was hoping to see a countdown or something too, when it starts.
When does it start?
Can I get a whale come in the circus?
You don't have to wear glasses, but you need to recreate your dog emotes.
I fear it is now too late since you just broke em. Sure anyways, less than three.
What's the word on here mate?
Big guy bro. He's a huge balloon.
Mungo, would you honestly have, however, you are top 5 streamer and best streamer of NZ.
My man! Top 5 streamer, I'm takin' you, I'm takin'.
Uh, although we looked into the end-aid thing, unfortunately I'm not, I don't even, I can't
even, the end-aid's truly sad, that's what it is.
I'll find that, yeah, unfortunately.
Unlucky Barber, that's what it is.
This guy, okay, take notes, take notes.
Long long
I'll just see that shit.
Bow w-bow-ow!
Bow-ow-ow!
There's a lot of the ones, dude.
A lot of the ones, but then the ones-
Bow-ow-ow-ow!
Boy Joe
Oh, man.
Boy Joe
You guys kept me flat.
Like, how'd I mind?
You say, Boy Joe, it's just killing us.
Oh, my god, what the hell?
The cat is gonna spill down.
Okay.
A-bo-ba-ba-bo-ba-ba
A-bo-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
I feel all the gods dead.
I sit for the rules. I should turn my full attention to you.
Still out of time.
Can I get a welcome to the circus, Squinnin?
Hey Quinn, I think it would be a proper start to the Plough Week if you die on your character.
Thoughts?
I'm not used to you looking so normal. Please remove the makeup and go back to being a clown.
Chubro.
What is coming is not here guys, unfortunately.
What's coming?
He's been in the bay already for like a week, he's not here.
That's the thing, I live in the desert.
I didn't skip it, I didn't buzz the man.
43 months of blasting dudes.
I didn't skip it.
The stream would be better without AI demos, but I guess millionaires need to fund their lifestyles.
Millionaire69.
Doctor, I am Quinn69.
Hey, granted, needs to be covered right now, sorry.
Hey, granted, needs to be covered right now, sorry.
I'm doing it!
Did I already get a sand?
Do they not like my carry would live the munch-up?
At this point?
I feel like I could probably sand!
What level should I get before I sand anything?
What were they going to be saying?
I'm just gonna take a look at this.
Right at Julie, my wife.
Ooh, Nanny!
Who is this?
Okay, my pants gives me an extra amount of break.
Oh, my pants are wet.
I'm already got that.
My pants gives me something else.
I should do it on, uh,
I'll wear the last of it, right?
I'll make it last.
Oh, my God!
My Alperette's a little linked up.
The link doppel's like, hey, what's up with all this fucking damage?
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
Doctor, I am Queen 69
Clown
Oh my god, Clown
Wait, wait, wait, this is good shit, he's getting it, yeah? Wait, what's a good shit?
This is a real good shit, right?
Wait, there's some good lengths in this shit.
I'm missing one
cool that one I guess
cool that one
Outlast
What else
You got to end the run this, then no.
He's going to ban ya
Some hard shits
Why was that?
Give me a minute
5%
What
we'd plan week expected more from you you need to get better weird champ a bleeper penalty
body for us coming back close combat attack damage close I mean active work we got no
always close am I but then again I am close most of the time
two percent more damage every second wait no one was like every second you
challenge what doesn't mean
wait no like one where it's like 20% per second or some shit am I tripping
virgin virgin hey I'm with a virgin dude
burgeoning I'm burgeoning bro I'm
burgeoning right now I'm fucking
burgeoning so hard right now brother
okay we got virgin burgeoning it up
okay well for us
potent exposure
I mean elemental ornament I guess.
why they all suck!
Electrocute defy crackling barrier
I remember having like a good link here
I just don't remember, I just don't see it, I'm just not seeing it yet
100% more chance of shock I guess.
I mean Elemental Admin is going to be the best thing I've got I think.
Oh, this area of effect could go pretty hard, right?
That area of effect get pretty hard.
Good night, just more damage, just more damage.
20% more damage at 40%.
What they are we sucking the clown dog dick while riding a unicycle?
Chebro.
Uh, that, you made that up or you made that up, that's uh, that's uh, you made that
up brother.
After the laser moving two meters during a simple use of a supported scale.
Can I get a welcome to the circus?
of the Circus BRB kitchen.
There you go, man.
Supposed to have some more elemental damage
each skill used to really have a different elemental type.
Uh...
There she was, I haven't got the high level shit, so...
But, here we go, 25% damage is lightning, less cold and fine damage.
This has got air effect.
That's all Manified Area 1, dude. What the fuck? It's all Manified Area 1.
I mean close combat, bro! I'm going close combat. Fuck this. Let's go close combat.
My goat, sir.
Chop it up. Chop it up. I'm all out. Elmo won.
Woohoo! Welcome back to the sub club! Woohoo!
It's me, 1-69!
I feel like I'm making a good depressed set of a clown.
You know?
The rest climb is a mess now, so yo.
Yo, K. This is gonna be really good, man.
Why is my fucking damage here, bro?
I don't understand why this...
I don't understand why the time is doing this.
Oh, it's just my weapon, right?
Why does that character say that I'm waving a weapon, didn't you?
That's all it is.
Do that I'm is getting cray cray
All I want for Christmas is a clown we trip
Cosplay as a clown is that it weird channel
that you can customize your let's ounce you see how some people have like
custom little pop-ups of shit
Yeah.
Quinn finally self-realizing his reality as a sad cynical clown is equivalent to Neo becoming the one.
And the Jolteon.
Yes.
Like the Jolteon clown.
Like what?
It's just like, there's clowns that have just seen too much shit.
And then like smoking a cigarette around the corner and then like all right
Hey, hey kids, it's me
You're the one you know the top of clown I'm talking about right? I feel like I could you know
I said I would give us my cigarettes. That'd be help
I
Flicks it off to the side comes down and they go so
I just landed my elbow on the side of my desk bro trying to do a clown evo
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
My fucking elbow.
Oh!
That's not funny! That hurts!
It's not funny!
Okay.
I'm going to let you know
that I was a bit
scared of shooting.
I'm going to let you know
that I'm going to let you know
Is everybody worried?
Are you gonna hit me?
I'm gonna delay them? What the fuck?
Yo, get that shit off, dawg.
the
the
the
Yes
I mean
I need I need a fucking weapon dude
He was well the plan in 34 minutes
I'm calling it now new offspring born nine months from today
Nope, no more kids about what you really do you think I was gonna be like
We said that clown dick
Some of that sea dick.
What is this?
Some clown cock?
Yeah.
I mean, it definitely takes a round of clowns.
I'm watching videos on that one.
AHHHHHHH
The wig stays on bake, boy.
Yo dude, that's her.
Shit.
Okay.
I need to get my Valoran's turn to try to think I progress that.
Then I just need to go to the disposal dips.
I am definitely what to be there I'm not guys I don't get the press ever all I get is just
like empty inside but it's not sad it's more like an absence of any feelings so I don't
get like you know I just get I just get like you know I just feel like nothing
matters everything pointless this you know I don't get depressed so I don't
think I can I don't think it's possible to me to be a sad clown I could be a
jaded clown though if that counts that's little repression oh well then I
went through a full phase of that for a few years I think I man I've got no
feelings and I'm you know I went through a whole I went through a whole phase of
that that's not the price I don't show as long as and that's not depressed
to press people are like, crying, right?
I'm not crying.
When we sure do make it hard to masturbate to your stream,
maybe I can find a way.
FUYAY.
I guess I assume I think of manic depression. I don't think of like whatever you want to
call it that just press day to me. So I don't count that as depression.
Well I can tell you it's just go out and do stuff eventually. You'll find some level
of a meaning and some focus and then you know I feel like a huge part of it is
hormonal and shit by the way so I went through a whole period of like feeling
super solace and empty and that was just during my like late teens I thought
that's you had to be due to do the phone
you know got to be
are we staying inside
not even gaming a lot as well
and then getting really bad sleep all that's pretty good
just got some trouble
look you're really getting the character now
Thanks for the years of entertainment clowns smile
I'm going for a bit of depressing streak at the moment GS family anything's just changed out my man Jeff one bet
Yo
That sucks, but you know at the end of the day, life goes on brother.
It's probably a good thing that it happened now.
Instead of happening right after you get married or something, right?
You know, you don't want to listen to it.
That's actually kind of, if you think about it, it's kind of like a low key W.
A low key W.
Dodging a bullet, I can't.
Oh wait, did he just get married? He did not just get married. If he just got married, hey, we're at a modest 50%.
Well, both of them clown calls plays at that point.
I'm gonna die. I do this super slow and nice in attacks, and I just have to stand up. What the fuck was that?
It doesn't just like war though. My guy's tanking it so I guess it's fine
You're I'm press closet then low key W. There you go
Man having a prenup in 2035, I don't have a prenup chat
What's up
I
Remember whenever that I had my solicitor I was like trying to like
buy a property
And so says like you know, like leave the room and she's gonna have you
Yeah
He just leave the room
I was like, huh?
Hey, OK, whatever.
She leaves the room.
He's like, yeah, so are you going to let her sign this document?
You know, she could just take half of your house.
Like, are you sure you want to do that?
Bro.
We could like make a document here.
We're just like, I'd like breakfast there.
Let her back in.
No, it's all good.
Good advice.
To be honest, that probably is good advice,
Considering that like half the people get divorced or whatever or half people break up or whatever
I mean, that's just a lawyer doing their job, I guess
But
That's a losing mentality. It's a losing mentality
can we call you any other mean things apart from plan I'm trying to get my
money's worth anything no unique plan just not many streamers would be able
to do what you do appreciate your ability for self-deprecation thank you
fall soon
I'm a pretty I do like to self-deprecate no doubt about it even this client calls miss a bit much for me though
But I you know, this is just an extension of limits what I'm capable of
Right this is a yeah
Shit I miss I self-deprecate so much. What are you talking about?
I constantly talk about how fat I am and fucking
How stupid to my shit looks and I do all sorts of jokes that I will put myself as a butt of the joke as a meme to make people laugh
See you trigger me I mean
I'M A FUCKING CLOWN
Always hand voice well I like to joke around chat a lot. I am there is no doubt
I look I am honestly in terms of archetypes. I am a bit of a jester archetype
There's no doubt about it.
Greetings!
What's happening?
What's happening, Jack?
Have I found the opportunity to make people laugh?
Even if it makes me look stupid? I don't care.
It's funny.
At least I need to know...
It's gonna make a bunch of people laugh.
But I'll just do it.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We still have this call.
Sounds really good, right?
I want to go to that.
Wait, I can do the I can take the game?
point doing him twice. Wait, there's no point doing him twice, right? I want to get the
Sist the clown dude, sist the clown.
I really let the power it goes.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
This place won't settle.
Alright, I used to be an Eng הבaking brother so I can't really talk, can I sure?
I've since elevated my tastes.
I
Just find it annoying that the loop
Equancy's not clown. I'm married. What's up, dude? What's up? That's me? That's me, brother
Uh, sir, this is, uh, Wendy's. Don't do that here. Are you using increased, uh, upgrade-
Ooh, a medallion to upgrade!
Ooh!
We actually have windies in New Zealand now, Jeff.
And it's crazy, because like, I never see hobos, but outside the windy, there was a hobo.
And there's normally not hobos around, but like, at the windies, it's like a full American experience.
He was like looking at us at the end of the drive through that's sure it's crazy
I don't know what to do. That's it in the car. He's just he was staring at us
We don't have cash we just pay with their boss so you know it's like what are you gonna do like
It's okay with the nation or something like that, dude imagine when hobos get the pay like get little if boss machines
How fuck do we chat because you got you know, you got sorry got no cash, bro
And then they just like oh, don't worry about it. I got a I got a fucking little if boss machine right there
But it seems to yourself on condition. Hey, good man
They already do
Wait they have that
Thirty nine months of this circus. I am still waiting to be welcomed to it
Welcome to the circus don't roll
I
Yeah, but that we
He's nuts, bitch.
Fuck you.
Finally the best week of the year.
Thank you, Mr. Clown Man.
Am I ruining Christmas vibes, by the way, by having Clown League in the middle of the Christmas period?
Like, should I do this through the Clown Christmas hybrid cosplay tomorrow?
No further.
Fuck this is D-Stick!
59 years. Can I get a welcome to the Circus Mr. Clown?
I'm dazing at the Wazoo Evel!
I feel no pain.
Another bomb laid to rest.
It's Omri.
Uh, yellow.
How was this?
Okay, fuck you now.
Uh, 021.
1993.
Welcome to the circus.
Uh, 021! 1993!
Welcome to the circus!
This is a public service announcement.
Using TTSA iVoices will not work.
Dono will go into the ether. Also, Mr. Quinton the Clown. I would like a doggy balloon PLS.
52 months with Mr. Quinton Clownford.
Wait, really?
Can you make a balloon animal for me?
Uh, Discord.
Yo.
Uh...
Welcome
Welcome to the Circus Melanchor.
Uh, oh, fuck, like, uh...
I can't believe I've been following you for almost 11 years.
Let me get a welcome to the circus.
Welcome to the circus, Slim Wayne!
Your early retirement was with the gifted subs...
Chubbrother! Chubbro! Chubbro!
Welcome to New France!
This room is getting cooked am I gonna be trying to sleep tomorrow and it's just
gonna be full of things of a lot of night. I'm always gonna get broken up
I put loads that could be so age that's gonna happen. I'm gonna die if you don't
mind sleep is gonna get cooked. Where is Marsup? He's hit it. I said did I see
Welcome to Circus this is the way. Wait did I miss the circus? I'm sorry I'm
trying to get this mini circus. Welcome. Have I missed it? I'm a clown guys
What do you expect? You know? Geez, Louise.
Can I get a welcome to the circus?
Yes, Ra- Raindry, wow! Welcome to the circus!
Malifam with the- with the gift and broke 20 subs, bro.
Wait you guys don't want me to make 20 balloons right? You can't possibly think. Yo.
Well I'm far and welcome to the circus, welcome to 20 guys to the circus dude.
You go get a black balloon bro. See you in a minute. You get some.
I
Self-deficate all the time almost every day
Can I get a welcome to the circus?
Oh my God!
Dude, stop reaching out and asking the welcome to the circus.
Yo, Atheris switty armpit. Atheris switty armpit.
Welcome to the circus.
Honk, honk.
The ground is getting covered in balloons, chef.
I want to welcome to the circus to please sir clownford
In backbish
My duck three welcome to the circus chirping
I did like get a banana skin slipper or something I didn't like staying on a right
That's something shit like
Oh no!
Oh shit, oh shit, I don't know
Alright, when I'm in full clan cosplay, we'll do some skits
Okay
How does that sound? When I'm in full clan? Let's not deal with the clan like guys
I am trying to beat Astri today
That isn't fair to the soul
Well and an orange balloon please.
Orange balloon?
What the fuck man?
Can I get a clown face emoji? Welcome.
Oh my god! Oh my god! They come as they gave me this shit required to like...
To tie the fucking balloons down
Look
I got a balloon on the string.
That's sick.
That's sick, bro.
I got a balloon on the string.
You got it, bro.
You empty it.
New count.
You clenic, Dickson Loft?
It's kind of behind me, but...
All right, I could do more, but oh, yeah, wait, oh, fuck.
You wanted an orange balloon.
BMO, flash, welcome to the circus.
I can't do this.
Tie them all together and see how high it will take you.
Can I get a welcome too?
But with a cock balloon.
I cannot do a couple of them. You get a customer, you get a brand new one.
Irivi gifted a tier one sub to 12ic20. They have given 20 gift subs in the channel.
Mr. Clownford. Me and my friends, Chat, would like to be welcomed to the circus.
Here's our admission tickets.
Turbos-o
Can I get a welcome?
Ground balloon please less than three
Mr. Dot Clown
Can I get the welcome too?
Fat
Clown weakpog
Hello Mr. Clown, can I please get a welcome to the circus and a little stringy thingy
on my balloon if possible?
Why?
Here we go.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
how much is a circus ticket have much is the fight
heck
How much is the circus tickets?
Oh, Steve, in general, welcome to the circus.
Out of the Z.
Welcome to the circus.
Gepros.
All right, we're getting it again.
Again, again.
I'm going to get, I'm going to get, sorry.
I am getting it.
What have I thought of?
Healing Bloo doing non-healing below fear?
What's that going to do?
I'm going to be cabling up.
What's that going to do?
I'm going to be a cablin' up.
I'm preventing technology on this second right?
You can totally get more value.
You guys are telling me like,
Church, church, church. You're right, you're right, you're right!
What did I got it on?
Come on, read me the lemonade, boys!
Hey, Mr Klown, can I have a magenta balloon with crock painted on him please?
We'll look like mine, thanks!
This is Maginda! Why don't I know what's going on? This is Maginda!
Mr. Clownford, can I get a Woeneli like my favorite clown bozo the clown?
Woeneli! Woeneli! Woeneli!
Could you do your best IT impression with a close up?
Make me a voluptu gigabob a clown of the universe.
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to plussy underscore clown.
Can I get welcome to the clown town with big black balloon?
walk back to the surface. Okay, what bleep? Oh my, I cannot maintain this. This is not it.
I do it. It's too much. Balloon shit, guys. At the end of the day, make a cock balloon.
Balathrog! Welcome back to the circus.
about timeponk
Frick!
Uh, guys?
Can I get a welcome to the circus too strong?
Clown.
Perfect.
Is this fucking balloon gonna be hitting any of those up?
Hey, welcome to the circus behind...
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? Wait, wrong stream.
I'm done. Guys, we can't do any more balloons. I'm never gonna kill Astri. Guys, you've had enough balloons.
This balloon's pissing me off now, dude.
Ah!
No more balloons!
No more balloons!
No more balloons-
Guys, we got enough balloons for a fucking five-year-old birthday party.
Of like, ten kids at the same time.
I'm running my instruments angry, cuz I don't-
You don't want to see me when I'm angry, boys.
You think my noses are red now?
Oh, shit.
Just wondering, are all the balloons representative of the amount to the amount of deaths this
lead?
I counted them and think you're still missing three.
Very funny, very funny.
Sorry about that.
That was a joke, everybody.
Do something funny, clown.
I better do your mom.
Bitch.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna tut you.
Hold on.
I'm gonna teach you one you little yeah, oh fuck
Something was below that I can't get we go get the stuff as well. I did that miss that wait. I want to see I'm gonna miss that
Joe me hi, sir
Okay, this is good me hi sir
Yo Quinn, I got a question for you. Why are you wearing your daily uniform, bro?
Now we broke it down to the ground. You are a mercy.
Now it's me. Am I going to do a Christmas clown tomorrow? What do you think, Jack?
Do you think tomorrow I just pause the game?
Hey, the great clown Quinn69, you could use the clown's headband to keep the hair out of your eyes.
Keep her cute. That's cute.
Great idea. That's a good idea.
What are we listening to? This is a real plan.
I'm skipping.
Vibing off!
Let's not break the clown out and me
Because they've another way to do something wasn't away to those on that I think it was I think was something just like a kids
I have no idea
Yeah, I'm gonna have the whole 84 which is the same of my kid character was after we hit that we're going to go
I'm gonna do the strongest of keys and we're doing out uber a sin. We're gonna get revenge on that boss that kill my previous character
Thank you potato salad my man
I'm trying to smash your...
That doesn't look good.
That was windy out there, bro. But that was good.
That was good. I mean, the wind is probably good.
There's a good-eyed speaker in there, bro.
Wicked off, man.
What the hell's that?
I said dog shit, you need who's gonna guest
I'm jelly when a nice after a piece of it in cities
Play what are you know a lot of pizza have an apple I said people in the city. I don't get it
Abby wants to do a pizza, but I don't know if I should allow her to do it, though, because
if she gets pizza, I mean, you know she's going to cycle pizza at the time, and then
you know I'm going to have to eat that with that pizza.
Well, you know we're going to get fat as fuck.
We'll fatter as fuck.
You in it, boss?
No, you're not.
You ain't a boss?
No, she wants like a full on like, I'm talking like a, not like a little, I'm talking like
a, like a, a Krillin bro, like a Krillin, like a pizza Krillin, like a, an outdoor
building that is just for building, just for making pizzas cook.
I'm talking about I'm talking about a big dick one
You don't you know this scope you lack scope
Fucking thrilling
I am in debt look at me
Hey, you think I would be doing this if I wasn't in dead chat and I'd be fuckin'
dressed up as a clown?
K6C8E4, CHURRABRAW with a 10 get it though, CHURRABRAW!
Welcome to 10 new friends to the circus.
Poggies my doggies.
I
Bomb up
Boba Boba
He's using the new
But no, it's not Boba rules to the spam dog shit, isn't it?
Boba
Boba Boba
Boba
Why, brother Zac, why the fuck are you alive bro?
Why you brother Zac?
Ababaaba
Ababaaba
What time is it there, Zac?
Ababaaba
Ababaaba
Clown War Creek
Ababaaba
You like it there Zac?
Ababaaba
Ababaaba
Ababaaba
Pretty good eh?
A BUBBA!
You look amazing. Yo, cheerbro.
Cheerbro. I'll take it.
This is not even my final form as well.
This is literally the 8-1.
Best Christmas ever, can I get a welcome to the circus?
Uh, yeah, welcome to the circus. Uh, Roosevelt.
This is like I'm effectively Super Saiyan 1 clown right now and I'm going to be going
Super Saiyan 3 clown at least.
So think about that.
This is just Super Saiyan 1 clown.
This is like Yom Kippenheim.
Quinton, I have to say, I'm very impressed that you actually went through with this and didn't try to take the easy way out like you normally do.
It is really nice to see you finally stick to your word about something.
Shut the fuck up.
We had bare form, wool form and wyvern form. Clown form went triple G.
Oh, yo, what the hell, we need a clan ADX. Oh, they have a clan ADX, I'm not saying.
I'm never a human with that style, though.
Let me get a welcome to the circus.
I spam my stuff cause I want not because I can chirp low.
I
To what this is the most handsome of the game
Holy fuck, but I'll plant hag
So we can come off the loop tell the background
Merry Christmas, you filthy clown. Can I get a welcome to the circus?
Oh, come on, man. What's that?
Oh, dear. Welcome to the circus!
To the same one? You'd be lucky if you passed for Chouse, you little guy.
Maverick 93.
Listen up, biscuit clown.
I don't come to this stream to watch you play games.
I come to this stream to watch games I want to watch.
So when I tell you to switch games, you should switch games, clown.
Damn, dude, all those fucking balloons are gonna be a bitch to clean up.
Anyways, blow me up a balloon you pet-retarded clown, also honk your nose and say welcome
to the circus.
What did I say about that?
To hear, for real though, I was here when you first started hating the word clown.
Wild how times change.
So you're getting that innovative weapon?
58 months with my favorite clown.
Can I get welcome to the circus? Merry Christmas.
No, no, no, no. The work clown, the C-Slo turned into the C-Slo because my haters said you did.
Welcome to the circus. Can I get a Merry Christmas?
We go longer like, uh...
It's like the clown.
You make that fucking clown.
Yeah.
Quintet's not one of those people who watch that clown.
Like this.
And I was like, ugh.
Can you and D.O. be more like teeded and grab one of those welcome to the circuses?
Sure.
Oh, ho ho.
I'll get right on that.
But this...
That's it.
I got balloons into my eyes.
That's it.
That's it.
I got balloons into my eyes.
Oh, ho ho.
What is it my laaarrrrr?
Oh, ho ho.
Oh, it closed.
Haters won.
Well, Haters won, no, no.
And then I unbanded and removed it
because I realized by actually,
I was like, oh wait a minute,
he's got to do this.
My meat's stopping me from using it
after Haters started using it.
I gave it more power, so then I unbanded
and he unbanded the C-slug.
I got a couple years back.
Yeah, you've been at the C-slug, by the way,
for a long time.
It was just, they've been using it
in a hidden contact.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
It seems like it was fully banned for a year ago.
He's gonna kill me if you do it.
Take a look at my eyes.
Hey, watch my eyes.
I
Told her we told each other
Welcome to the circus, bitch.
Really amazing stuff there.
It's the only time.
Really a big thanks to all of you.
Fly week, win week, same thing.
Guys, can I take off the wig by the way?
Your mouth will be so sore after this.
Work that mouth muscle, Quinny.
Keep blowing.
Those balloons.
Can we see some clown die?
Yo.
Oh
Look at it. Look at Bobby always custom customized shit. Look at the custom form
Not sick as that, eh?
Shit, that's years of work, by the way, years of work.
This is that system we've been working on since before.
My uncle's never getting any sleep, do you think?
I have no idea.
Hit me, you bitch.
Spoons be seen and I don't let him make you cry
Dang, that's a landing now
Guys I need it I need to watch my eyes
The line is built.
Whatever line the balloon is,
it's getting out of my eyes.
Hit me, dude. Piece of shit.
Why won't you hit me?
I got balloons like shit in my eye, dude.
Fuck this.
Alright, I'm out.
Clown bugle.
Instead of pumping the balloon, inhale one helium balloon for the chat-cha.
Why are Po2 Uniques so ass?
Uni 420 I love you clown, can we play balloon animals together less than three?
Clowns are the inevitable end of human evolution chat.
Bear witness to our future greatness.
Hush.
Fly ball, man.
Get up, fly ball.
Fly ball, man.
Get up, fly ball.
Fly ball, man.
Tilt him on my ass, Shack.
I'm going to mad.
Whoa!
Get up, fly ball.
Get up, fly ball.
The fly ball's all, slow it down.
He's the king.
Damn.
One chop's up, bro.
Is that unimaginable?
One chop's up?
Guys, is the plus so cheap in beauty, too?
they even exist
bro it's so shit
I'm gonna just gamble some pills for a break
please please please please please please good please good please good please good please
why does the Chancellor think it's a thing dude 16 characters one John's thoughts
That's it.
I'm walking down the street, my face painted red.
Trying to hide the tears that they won't be shared.
I'm just a clown in a sad parade, wearing a smile while inside I'm breaking.
75.
Every leftist calls.
75, yeah, what are we talking about?
I
And escape the way it's everywhere
I'm just a clown wearing a mask of laughter
Hiding the truth in a world that doesn't have a scar
Every step I take feels like a call
The tears are falling, but no one can tell
I'm just a clown in a never ending poem
Trying to find a way, but it's all wrong
You got ten minutes. Ten minutes.
I'm just a clown with a broken knee.
Every moment feels like a mistake.
Just a clown with a heart that's made.
It's pain, it's pain, it's kind, it's pain
I'm just a clown when I go get pain
Every breath feels like a sigh
Just a clown with a heart
The DRAAAAAAAAARGH!
Clown.
Hi.
I
I
How did no one come close to me?
You're God doing my walls, K5 off the swing.
What do I do?
Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Okay, Chet. Last balloon animal. Last one.
Here, use this one.
Okay.
Oh, fuck! Chad! I think I'm getting it twisted.
Oh, shit! Fuck! He got it all fucking twisted.
Oh, what? It's so twisted.
And I can't get it untwisted. Fuck, my dick.
Motherfuck! Twisted as fuck!
Ah! I'm not a fricking circus cat-chat!
Chat!
Ah, tattoo!
Ooooooh!
Abbey! What do I do? Ooooooh!
Tell me how to clean!
Apssh!
Uni 420 Jesus, church did ye just go to Spirt Hollow when furthered garbage vests.
You are so rich richer than all chat and ye pull out a 12 dollar vest brother. What the fuck is little bit the glass everywhere
It's crunching under my shoes, bro
Hold on a goddamn minute. You're telling me clown week is the bozo wearing a dollar store
vest and wig and blowing up standard party balloons. Listen up clown. Don't get it twisted.
Without me you don't have a job. You have no exposure. So when I tell you to put some
Actual effort into clown week you put some actual effort into clown week
vacuum this
I'm still rolling out of glass.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
We're still rolling out of glass.
Where is that?
They said what's that glass there?
Where is that?
I mean, there's little fragments of glass
if we're at 100,000.
Man, goes to doctor.
Says he's depressed,
says life seems harsh and cruel,
says he feels all alone in a threatening world
where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says treatment is simple.
Great Clown Quinn is in town tonight! Go and see him!
That should pick you up!
Man burst into tears!
Says,
But Doctor,
I am Quinn 69!
Pfft!
Uh...
I'm at a count win yet, it is what it is.
This fucking glass all over the ground.
This glass all over the ground, it is what it is.
I can't get it.
It is what it is.
I got one.
I'm sorry about that.
Bro, today is a nilty day.
Chat, another one.
Welcome to the circus!
Oh man, I'm already gassed. Here we go.
Welcome to the circus!
It's killing me, dude. Welcome to the...
Go free.
We...
Huh?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, lock in boys, lock in, lock in, we're gaming boys, we're gaming.
Is this the best that you can do?
If you haven't even seen my file form, I will show you power of a well-meaned.
Let's go!
What? There? Fuck! I'm not fighting this!
Come back! You can't just leave!
I
Don't know how my shit is a wick
These are my copies of that smells like
I'm taking it to the press ground, Jeff.
I mean, that's a- that's just taking it to a day.
Dude, you drop your last favorite cup and it explodes to a million pieces.
And it's glass all you've got.
I
You guys hide that right you guys
in the game of exile kill you in his lungs making choices
my last elbow cup
wild and silly
it's my bad
I blow up
I blow up
I blow up
in the game of exile kill you in his lungs making choices
I
I think my brain is going to be in my head soon.
I've got to get all my clothes on.
That's a hot skinny and killed isn't it Chad taking this
No guys, guys, guys, I'm not even kidding I feel real sick right now
in the cave my backside
here there are many slums making choices
while then still here
what's my plan for those two fucking guys that kill me?
Maybe I stayed here from the whole time and I killed all the slams only because the way I don't have to get desynchronized.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure if he's gonna make it to the
end.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy.
Thank God! Holy shit, only gonna fuck with that girl, Jesus!
You need 420, brother, you are looking so quiet, you are giving me a hard hands or he'll be sad.
Is that where we welcome back from?
Kawaii Capitano gifted a tier 1 sub to Clown. They have given 684 gifts subs in the channel.
A random major boom!
Beigugu set reminder for 25 days from now to use glass, shard and foot as excuse to
end stream early.
Whoa. Come here we misto wait mob. We misto watch you.
Whoa. Whoa.
An anonymous user gifted a tier one sub to grandpa last stick.
Chai eat. Cheats. Shit.
Alright Chai are are.
You gotta take the mission right?
Fine change is gonna be fucking age
What is that that bug?
Where's that at? Oh you boys that are
It's coming.
There it comes.
Anytime now.
I'm excited.
Yo.
Wait, you would you take that? Do I need this? Do we just save? We just save. We save. What
What are these d-sings I'm getting man?
The foe ahead is formidable.
Steal yourself.
Is it possible to camp? Yeah, I don't know.
Stand clear.
Dude, my brain is so fried, lock in.
He looks just like me.
Except he's working short!
I knew this would succeed.
Okay. Okay.
I shall aid you.
Whoa! Oh, no, no, no. That's everywhere. Uh, okay. What now? Do I use this?
I think this sweeps for liquids. Is that how it works?
works? I've never done this before. It just pushes it everywhere. An anonymous user gifted
a tier one sub to my sister's diet. Okay wait, I fed him non-unique relics. Okay he's
all good but I think this is just the best. Go with strength. I fed him then run out
restored is quite nice I could save though I could save nah wait I'm restored
no I've got tons of fun I don't know yet we just save we save wait none you're
doing relics how do I see my relics on my run
I don't, I don't see that. I think I have some life in chair.
Quinn69AGremioFootballPortoAlegrens, EstoniaEmoji.
Isn't there a way to see your shit? Am I crazy? Can you like, haul it over to something?
Let's plan.
I wanna see my relics.
I shall aid you.
Burns OP if I have good relics.
Aw, it's the next table, isn't it?
Aw, fuck it, we'll buy it.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah!
I haven't got, I haven't got anything big.
Aw, toy?
Fuckin' YOLO!
Okay, wait, what? 3.6k?
And...
Oh, 3.7k.
Whatever, YOLO.
It'll be, it'll be fine.
That's good.
Oh, send it, send it.
My life go up chat my life doesn't seem to go up at all did it
Hi to music cleansing pretty little ponderous gameplay is a very funny to me you find that funny
glad glad
Please innocent deep pincers
Max on a mission just reversed. Okay, so basically nothing no evasion
Yeah
My god Chad if she says a good thing, I'm gonna be so pissed
Not again bro, not again.
I
Oh
Oh
One more time, baby. One more time.
The VH1 has been lifted.
Alright, another one down.
Aw, man.
Aw, fuck.
I'm gonna get to buying a thing, right?
I should just go take a water.
There's another merchant there. I so fucked up by spending my shit on that stupid relic thing that did nothing
I could have bought like a hella good one
Yeah, I'm gonna just I'm gonna go this to get more currency did
Climb on the move. Climb on the move. Dodges. Can't touch me. Too quick. Too fast. Hong Kong
Motherfucker
Stay down, bitch
See that shit
Untouchable
171 it'll lights up check
This is kind of Yolo chat not being able to see a head is fucking crazy. I'm getting really lucky right now
Unluck E.
But that's me bro, that's my vibe right now.
After I smash my d-
It wasn't that fucking fast smash yet, I'm gonna lie.
It's my f-
I'm a bit chep, you understand, I have my last glass.
It was my one, all my other double-walled glasses
developed by these weird leaks
whenever I used them in the virtual machine
When does clown week start?
End of the year is getting close
And that was my final one and it just fucking exploded everywhere bro
That was really funny that it escaped
Classic
I know where to get this guy, I like this.
I don't know how great this is, I don't know how great this is.
Swift Magnificence!
Vdell is a level 113 hype train.
Dude, we live in a world, boys. We live in a world.
Is that epic? That's epic, right?
PD if train oh come on dude. It's a fucking AI, but that's badass though
It's badass. Let's fucking matter. I asked taking up a twitch man
Top stream in 2020 fucking six. It's gonna be a AI doctor. I am in 69
It looks like it's on IP bozo back to the beach again
I got six one days of time we need to go.
I'm cooking so what if we get that thing out similar to that juice man?
Merchant!
Merchant!
Oh my god!
Where am I done wrong?
What?
Welcome to the circus, bitch.
I'm fucking fine!
Can we get much back back back back back?
Can't see a hit of me.
Oh, yes!
Always.
Yes!
This is made.
Yes is made.
Yes!
Yes!
Why could you decide on shit slots so fucking loud?
Stream is unwatchable.
Fix your shit you have been streaming for 20 years.
How can you still be this bad at it?
I can hear the audio mix.
I can hear the mix.
Meryl Grishmas!
You've been there!
Yeah, that's very close very close
uh yeah 2020 fucking yeah guys happy new year guys soon soon team guys where's
like what we gonna be on yeah it's time at first aid today 24th what's the mass
here
one two three four five six six oh shit it ends before the new year nice
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, this is so shit!
Oh, fuck off!
Make your fucking game!
Make your fucking game!
Make your fucking game!
Oh, what the fuck?
Dude, my whole rod's bragged!
The rod's bragged!
Oh, what the fuck?
I cannot pounce out!
I'm gonna pound that you fucking retards
Not fuck this wait. What happens like a solution? I'm not
Fuck off man. Wow fucking gg fucking g
Trouble that
Dude that was I was tanking one shots over and over and over again trying to get out
the crossmanship it's exceptional
if I'm wasting a little bit
yeah I'm gonna relax, I'm gonna relax
relax
cool wins
Okay, we got it.
Is that a loser or what?
That's loser or what?
I didn't want it anyway.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, I didn't even want it.
Oh, just the fucking big ass fountain.
Didn't even want it anyway.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Just fucking wow.
I got ya, I got a look in.
I got a look in.
This is the guys that killed me.
Listen here. First of all,
happy clown week, mother fucker.
Secondly, you better
fucking extend clown week
to New Year's date.
That shit would be hype as a
Fucker I want to see you making balloon animals and shit to usher in the new year
I just let's hop my shit in this all right guys, this is what kill me before
Okay
No, quickly.
Press yourself.
Being outnumbered did not mean I was outmatched.
That was an impressive display.
did not mean I was outmatched
that was an impressive display
and oh wow what do we know that we're gonna
fucking get stuff here but a fucking game
cut oh yeah I can't get stuff right
wait this is me going to be like
should I get that?
Should I get that?
Should I get that?
That's pretty good.
Oh, I don't need that sort of you.
Oh, that.
All right, guys.
Oh!
Isn't it rich?
Let's plan.
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground.
you in mid air. How are you, this is... How are you not getting these, like, how are you
not getting these? This is AI. Watch.
One who keeps tearing around, one who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send them the clowns.
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing has slayed in my career.
Thanks, Andrew. It's a muggle bootleg for X-NATURAL COVER.
Yo, dude. Holy fuck, it sounds awful.
I mean...
How's it going?
It's not hard, but you can't be terrible.
What the fuck is this? It's a damage unit.
You can't see, you can't do it on us.
I didn't get it with my...
I'm not so good.
How the fuck did I die to those two bosses, bro?
Oh my god.
Can you believe that I died to those fucking...
Those bosses that I nuked in like a micro second are the ones that fucking killed me, bro.
Can you believe it?
Believe it
Did I got a hundred guys I have a hundred I
Jetta have a hundred I have a hundred
It's not worth it is it
For a hundred it's not worth doing mention our best bearer is getting a silver king going here get more options, right?
Let me see you have it go here. I can go there and there
Right here good day it did what good they're there
Let's go this time
The dead is sitting a new Twitch record hype 117
Okay, wait, I thought the guy would have been um
quickly thank you 10
they are dead
more than 97.310
it's starting all the way down
yeah
crazy what these guys are doing
not crazy, lp thank you 10
i know thank you 10
i miss my second 20
i miss this to me 30 to 5
holy shit dude this is crazy dude that's insane bro
thanks for letting us know copias with the z
uh impressive stuff guys impressive stuff
dude streaming on Twitch, on TV
the port is a cancel either
guys he's excited about the wrinkle
the hot, the hot, the wrinkle
he's going to spread the news to the fella
I mean, there it is dude, AI. Man, AI is the number one streamer on Twitch.
Well, no one is nobody safe. AI is coming for everyone's jobs, including the streamers.
You know?
What the fuck was that? Banned that guy.
That was a live streamer.
That's a great challenge, overcargo!
Chat, those people exist. Aware?
I'm having an idea! It's kinda right!
So they beat pirate software W. I think
Who'd you rather have like a lead each of the AI bought be the top of the screen it
gift itself
or a fucking AI
Beach of the girl
You know?
Neither? Well you don't have any choices. You've either got power somewhere or you have the beach a bit of weed to go.
Guys, I'm actually...
Huh?
Come on please get rid of the fucking debuff that's a bad one
Remove that again a random game around you can't take any of these did any random mine
I could break the run so you can't take any unfortunately and go on must it do more damage
we avoid that we can just go with Chalice and Chalice. Restore honor is a bit of that gold
care thank you because I actually do need on us so look at me take it
Bitch
We're gonna fire it doesn't hurt you to let us blow this bro. Oh my god, please let me fucking walk up the fucking thing
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what's happened. I'm aggravated my stress levels erased today
And I don't know what it is. I don't know what's happening today
I'm feeling it could be the fact that feels as acid in my eyes from whatever the fuck was in the balloons
in the mirror my eyes could be that could be the smash glass incident man if I rip
oh I'm gonna fucking get man of twitch for sure bro holy fuck you better hope I
don't rip you better hope I don't rip voice or it's gonna get fucking it's
gonna get crazy in here I'm gonna full-on clown it'll break down
come on big big big whoa you get through this is you've been here recently okay
list everyone found that's annoying but it's not the end of the world
Uh, where's he? Slowed down.
It's kinda AIDS, right?
Versus...
Oh!
That was literally me, dude. Literally me.
I'd rather have a weeb than pirate soyware. Thanks for bringing the circus to us, Chabro.
I think we're gonna go there, right?
What did we get with the- ah, wait, let's see what I found.
There's half the loot from the fucking guys.
Ah, let me see.
Ah, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let me see it, let me see, let me see, let me see.
How bad is that?
I'm already fast, right?
Does it matter if I get slowed down?
Not really.
Nah.
What is this?
Conlet?
Forgot, forgot, forgot.
Oh no, the final boss!
Oh the final boss wait he's gonna point the final boss I didn't think about that
Oh, dude, I need to think about the final boss!
Fuck, Chad!
Fuck!
Wait, no more, think about that, that's not bad.
Oh, dude, he's got some bullshit in there, right?
The fucking final boss's got some bullshit going on.
Oh, you have to like walk around and like pick up orbs and then I die do it one time
I mean I killed me right that boss has killed me before
Shit
Loser affliction loser bird
Oh look, I'll take that
Remove sandals remove in
W? W trait?
Okay chat I have a hundred ninety seven. Do I just go here and see if I get something broken?
What do I go for the big second one? Do I go for this instead?
And then if I do this, think about it chat, then I can buy something after I kill the boss.
Right water right water.
Let's push all the play, let's push all the play, let's go lock in lock in lock in no
mistake no mistakes, no mistakes, we're gone, good I feel so spaced man, I literally don't
know if I'm diseased or something, I'm getting worse and worse every day but I feel like
It's got something to do with the clown work.
Getting overheated and stuff.
Balloons in the eyes.
Probably inhaling helium.
I need to lock in, dude. I need to lock in.
That is what it is.
Dude, if all people are like...
Why don't all people be like...
This is what it's like when you're old.
How do we like fuck?
Because that means every old guy has to space out as fuck.
out as fuck that's just not the case
look at me when we watch today i'm a little like fat old people
let me get this straight you had all year to prepare for clown weekend the best you can do is a clown vest
i am very disappointed in you twinny boy
uh shut the fuck up bitch
go watch the butt
go watch the butt
Let's go boys. Let's go. Lock in lock in
We're trying to kill this fucking thing
Oh
I sense another being resides here. Perhaps you can challenge them if you can find them.
Okay, Rangiz, Akades, Relic, Royal, Royal, Royal. That's a lot of fucking things, a lot of games,
Okay, we going again we continue we continue
Okay, bullshit, I mean it's free in this angle and added but
I
Then we get more sacred what I found right and then we go match on her I
Can't believe we're getting a 24-hour stream for Christmas tomorrow me and the boys are really excited for it
Kerberow Merry Christmas
Traps are slow that's not something nice right has a slow is nice in it
Onwards. Always.
Okay. Ain't no way we're gonna lose, Jack.
Ain't no way. If I lose this, I suck.
Big pee pee! Suck me pee pee!
I am Quinn 69.
What the? I'm a clown now? Nice.
Watch this.
Oh, the mirror is time for the secret weapon. Let's smash
To my eyes are hurting so much cake motion process. No, I'm okay. That's you. That's okay. So we're gonna go
We're gonna take the shit one sucks, but it's true
That's what it is. All right, dude, this has been a while since I've been here
You suffer the same fate as the leader, Sikima.
Can that really be him?
Disappear!
He recognized his voice.
Zaroq, the tempora.
I will not fail, I shall not lose.
guys i might fail i'm taking a little damage
Uh, then again, I get my Ana restored to Ana chat.
When I get that, dude, that gives me hope.
That gives me hope.
My fucking, my ult.
Okay, restore my Ana.
GG.
GG.
No, just take it boom
Boom, thanks Milan and in mind. We're winning. We're winning. Okay. That's a rep. We don't go there
Nope, we don't go there. We'll just take
Midi path gives me what?
The most option the best options I think I
Just hope that chat all these three aren't bad things because if they are we're ripped
Oh shit, I really just wandered over there.
What the?
You're kidding me. Mac and cheese? Looks fresh.
Don't mind if I do.
Ahhhh.
Hey, relax. It's diet. I'm on a diet.
Yeah
What the fuck is this?
Less energy shield
Okay, we're going to get my god less energy shield
Okay
out the soul I could think to be, but he refused to be imprisoned.
Let's cut the giga-gen in a while.
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
What is your take on zero sugar soda?
Um, just drink water, but you know, I think it's superior to sugar.
Okay, let's ES and shoot on him.
I mean that sucks, but like that can't we go look good
Just wanted to say thank you for making clown week a reality
You clearly put a lot of thought and effort into making this the most bespoke and entertaining clown week
imaginable is everything I hoped it would be thanks clown how about you buddy
sure
that's a new one chat
but fuck you guys say I've never seen this one but this is a new one it's new
I'm in a new zone God I used to know how to do the speed run these what the
fuck is he doing
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm winning.
I'm going to kill that guy.
Clown.
Where?
Clown.
Where?
Clown.
No.
Okay, uh we're gonna get guys. I think I said my eyes are like assets in them from the book
I don't whatever is on balloons. It's in my eyes. I wash over water
That I'm cooked the clamor cooks me even further. Oh my god
Congrats sure this is worth it guys. Yeah, let's have this river be fully fully cooked. Let's go full cooked
Let's go full cooked fuck it
I feel like ass
Okay, wait, I don't want to go down there
I don't care what we're in the clown wiggas nothing to do with like me caring we're in
the clown wiggas just legitimately I'm just thinking like from a stranger's perspective
I'm trying to not be fully cooked for the voice so I can give you guys good tanks
etc.
Oh
One hundred dollar bills I'm fine with these bruise
Though there are several days and a hearts that's whole
Oh billions of dollars
That's your phone. Take it, it's...
I didn't swap the sea
Whatever
That's heaven to me
Oh, whatever!
I'm gonna make these jumps, bro!
G'day, g'day, g'day, g'day, g'day, g'day!
Random boot.
Random boot, Angela's on a holy fuck.
Hey Quinn, you are not a clown. You are an amazing streamer. Nobody thinks you are a
clown streamer. Everyone thinks you are a god gamer. Everyone loves watching your content.
Meme.
Hey! Look at this. You cannot be damaged until you complete the next room. Wait, does
Does it mean I'm immune to death?
Does it mean I'm immune to death?
Yo, doubt us by the way, doubt us.
Wait, I don't want to test it.
Can't wait. The time mechanic check. How does it work again?
Wait, the time mechanic. How does it work?
How does it work? Guys, uh, can we get a rip to that?
Quinn69
Rip to...
uh, ta- pu- e- to...
uh, lab.
Who the fuck is Quincy's and Eclipse?
The fuck is- why is everything Quincy's and Eclipse?
Well, how's that- how are they- how is Quincy's and Eclipse, like, over all of my own channel?
the fuck is this out of the way in there does some bullshit right and then
you're gonna pick up the orbs or something
there it is
my dad
25, Clown Week.
And now here you are.
And now here you are.
Look.
Look.
And now you're here at 25 and Clown Week.
Look at you there.
There you go.
Now you're here.
Was it worth it?
In retrospect, they won a Clown Week.
OK, there's no way I can fuck this up.
If I fuck this up, I'm retarded, right?
legit, I'm retarded
If I fuck this up, I'm actually retarded
I'm in the unit, anyway
Okay, fuck this up, fuck this up, fuck this up, fuck this up
Time to finish this!
Your faith binds you.
My perk, my perk, my perk.
This change is nothing.
Besides, I'm ready for no one.
Peace, peace.
Oh, my God, it's so easy to do it.
What? What the fuck?
It's so easy to do it.
Oh, my God.
Pounce is so broken, bro.
Did you know it's over?
It's over.
It's over.
Yo let's fucking gooooooo!
Yo it's sanded and got a sex link dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god bro, G fucking G noobs!
It's...
Yo, hey, chat.
Fuck, your hits are crushing blows.
Crushing blows cause a heavy stun on enemies that are prone for stun.
25% more damage than enemies that are heavy stun.
That honestly has a lot of synergy, by the way, with all barrage.
But then again, 25% chance of causing aftershock is more potent, right?
This gives me damage all the time 24-7 like when I'm mapping just boom boom boom it's
getting stunned and then it's getting 25% more damage but then it's coming a bit of
a meme on the boss but okay okay armor obviously that's an option just more armor
right 50% more armor or we got 25% chance cause enough shock which was the plan
was the plan I'm going off shock it's gonna be the best it's gonna be the
best for mapping right because if I give my offshocks a chance super high GG
right yeah it's good let's go right boom boom
Oh my god, and we got Pippa Julie Bulldog
So we check that on slam right for sure we did
You just make the slam big deck wait 35% chance to cause after shot the 25% after shot with 5% arbitra I think there's
Yeah five so it's 40%
50
65% chance after shot
It's a 1 in 4, wouldn't that stack with all the other, and then I've got the slam skills
have 35% increased aftershock area effect.
Ah, well there you go, look at that boys, I'm a fucking god now boys.
I'm a fucking god.
Boom.
Rokesh, Rokesh, Rokesh, I'm out of Jilts there, Rokesh.
So you can farm Jilts there, you can farm Jilts, holy shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Prime.
Holy fu- oh my god dude!
Oh my god, look at the time lost.
Oh, should I?
Dude, there's so many prime ones.
Dude, I have so many gems, I can't even loot them all.
What the fuck?
I legit can't even loot them all.
I understand.
What you got?
Ramos is the elder used damage.
Roll distance?
Trap.
I mean stacking that roll distance is kind of sick, right?
Oh, I can buy it.
Yeah, can I?
Yep.
GG nips.
Dude, I am so unlocked right now.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna ideal these after.
I'm not soft core. I'm high core solar cell phone. I'm now chat. We have now
ascended an
Hc ssf final ascendancy ethical really
Titan raw dog
Literally who am I what the fuck's that thing?
Did I mention that I'm HHSF by the way?
Did I mention?
Um, mysterious, oops, warriors, relic?
Give me more relics.
Is it there?
Body armor.
Yeah, thanks.
that there's a line mysterious maybe mysterious and votes
mysterious there's such a trap or what am I doing I'm just looking around a
jet now this point one-night-minutes wow boys mysterious but what can you give
Mysterious
Playing every glass pointing a bit in literally try get to wherever the game bro. I'm just saying try
Just try
Just really before you talk shit try
Try do you think you can be this guy you think you can be me
Look at me. I'm a literal HTSSF God
Hold me the fuck back by the
All right guys, I feel real like I just don't not feel good. I feel really fucked up
Um, I think what I'm gonna do is this
So that seems kind of good, huh? Is that good? Is that good?
I'll be on my way, one sec.
My goat is no longer washed! My goat is no longer washed!
Praise be to a boba.
Clown Bask.
There's fuckin' balloons in my bathroom, bro.
There's fuckin' balloons in my bathroom.
My chair to the moon to my chair. Whoa, there's balloons everywhere guys
Holy fuck
That thing seems by the way, is that what I don't know how much money is that like is that like a one div thing?
Is it like a five div thing on HESF plus three 102 live how much is that?
Like I would be interested pewee trade
Pewee to dr. Right
What's Landa?
What? Are they hacked? What is this?
I just wanna say, I just wanna say, I just wanna say...
Like what it looks like.
Can anybody hear me? I'm stuck. I'm way too big to get out of this web. Please.
Come on. Move. I'm still stuck.
I'm going to do PE2, fade to the vial. That's it, right? And then I'm going to put an instant
and buy out and then I want a hardcore and then wait I want to do wait common filters
What can I do this in the game? Oh, no, I'm not very nice. Yes, that's right
Type dude my brain is so fried man. What the fuck's wrong with me. I don't know how to even do it anymore
What the fuck oh this out
life Jim spell Jim Jim plus Jim level of all
3 diff
4 diff
Alright, that's pretty good. It's not that good. It's it's not that good. Alright, whatever. I'm putting GG shit anyway guys
Not that good
is
the seal fucking pamphlet and out yet uh... what are we going to use
what how the
fall the gg expect you to play the game
i don't get any of the support james
i'm going to like supported with some dog shit
I'm gonna have to support it with some dog shit.
I can't.
Why are they not showing?
They never drop on the high tier maps.
Wait, you're telling me my gems aren't showing.
Look, see?
8? The liver is not cooked.
The liver is not cooked. Look, end game.
Support gems.
Simulate, 78.
Look for support gem.
I think I saw one just now. Did I see one?
Support gem, level 7.
What the hell, uh-huh
Well, it levels I don't know why level seven
Frick me, so I just can't even use it did wait what the fuck there must be a support that I could use
Rage a little regime
Um, magnified area.
There we go.
Gigi, let's try it out.
Let's try it out, boys.
Big maps.
Okay.
T 15, baby.
T 15.
We ain't fucking around, boys.
We ain't fucking around.
The Jade Isles.
What is that?
Jack, what is the Jadiles?
What is that?
It's a red boss.
I'm not fighting it.
I'm not fighting it.
I'm not fighting if you don't tell me.
I'm not fighting it.
I ain't going after this.
I ain't going after this.
The carry guy?
Yeah, we aren't going to do that for just now.
Let's just go ahead and not do that for now, guys.
We're going to the woodland.
I'm going to the woodland shit
Okay, I will best you so the idea is we should hopefully know this
There's having turned away
It happens like almost right away on the second one
Yeah, that was an aftershock, that was an aftershock wasn't it?
Hey, is there any other tech I can use with this you think, yeah, like, does that have
an aftershock, James, isn't there?
Like, you have an aftershock, your aftershock scores like a little aftershock, cause that
shock man had a little weird shit.
There might be some other fucking aftershock deck I can use.
I don't know if 50% more armor node.
That's pretty good more armor to chase, bro.
And in order to make that 50% armor node worth it,
is I have to have like a really instant chase.
My chest is like decent, but it's not that good.
You have enough aftershock on the tree? No, I don't.
Wait, what do you mean?
There's just the one for Mace's
Left my blind easy come blind doesn't mean I don't get everything I'm blind
Yeah, I've got that on the very
He's in melee slam places may skills right may slam skills. Yeah, that sucks
If I'm the Oracle or whatever I can get more after jokes
Huh, I just missing with that attack what's happening? I
Wonder if my slam is now better than my
I'm not good at this now.
Oh god, I was feeling kind of potent when I was feeling the attack, I was feeling kind
of potent.
Look at those, look at those sides of those things.
There's no doubt that 25% damage horse stun won't be decent as well.
I mean all the other time the things is a decent now
Times is a really strong as in a sea I feel like
It's so generous as well you can just build it with whatever you want
So bottom little five see they are dropping it's not fucking spawning good. Okay. This is good though
Okay
No
Wait, there's a chance of getting the units?
I suppose it's been 10 right if possible to deal 35% of damage.
That's not it, is it?
It's uh, I want to do that other one that just could be more max damage range, isn't
it?
It's like max damage range.
So there is.
Is there any other way it should?
HIFT.
I'm thinking HIFT, right?
Uh uh uh
Side twist, side up
Watching his favorite streamin' slow
Rage 3's not bad
Two of all the clowns had his story
When I had me and me
Right up above in the song
Bored in this big bleed cap
One from one gym
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait rapid attacks to wait wait, what do you guys think about rapid attacks to
Just 25% attack speed on the slam
you know I'm saying I don't like rageforge though rageforge is like what
it was to gain the benefits of the support without spinning it in a rage
nah I mean 20 of us in attack speed is a lot of attack speed
If I was hit more max fizz hit that doesn't scale all my ally damage but then the majority
is fizz.
I mean magnified area is good for mapping but I already have so much area, wait surely
I don't want to demand fight area, right
I really I want the single target don't I thinking the single time it kind of comes from well barrage
So I almost don't need it and could just use big decay away
Now I think I think I think he if right I think he if
Heft. Attack speed. Heft.
Heft.
Attack speed.
Heft.
He's so fast!
No room for the blues. Just me and my clouding. They're gonna have some rules
You still on damage Grace?
How are we feeling on the damage spark voice?
Oh I showed up that way there.
Where do you go?
Where do you go there?
There's a T-15 map.
It was a team 15 map and I'd even cheese with my uh, full barrage and I fucked up the
Oh
That just sounds like a new genre and I'm a Uber, isn't it?
I just have to ship weapons though, don't I?
Yeah, I'm so bad at weapons though.
I think I'm weaponing them in this place.
I have my other weapon on property that I need
uh
that essence grind needs nice essence
oh I can see how much drop that I have
it means like take a note
if I imagine you throw an essence then I need you to wrap it up
dude double whist
what the fuck is this
be good double box
I'm just too worried about it
Oh
Not what astray I did uber lab those and I can think as I just convincingly destroyed it so easily
Hope all is good chat to
I absolutely annihilated that fucking lab, isn't I, Jeff?
I needed to hit it 100% on a...
I had a hole in the on above, behind the on above.
And the bosses that killed me just got fucking...
I mean, just... just integrated in front of me.
Is that good? Really? But I'm dead or bugged.
I'm pretty unstoppable. Let's be honest.
If I dead or bugged, let's not get twisted.
I wouldn't have already beaten the game by now.
Fax. Hot Fax. Hot Fax.
I should avoid Abadith right as you go to Astrid.
First because I could take at least that doing I'm actually so powerful now that I could start doing those warholed things, right?
This what are they called these are these war these war zones
Honestly not bad good
Let me check my essence, by the way, Essence E.
I do not have the essence for quiet shit.
You can't upgrade that, can you now?
I need the perfect essence of haste.
amulet belt gloves
I mean I theoretically could just castle but that's so low IQ it was in the chat
it's so low IQ
who is it? I know that
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't want to die.
So yeah, we definitely don't do Albedo.
We do Ashree first and then do Albedo.
Wisps gather in the area.
Oh, that looks like a special zone, right?
With the bats?
That's got to be something special, right?
That's got to be something good.
This is all we have that may be a difficult
F***ing juice in this map up juice in this map up big time boys big time massive time
It's just imagine what do you mean it's a it's got bats, bro
Let me just imagine bro
actually wait that also looks impressive whatever that is
those are crazy you know let's go this way
let's go this way
put a wig on, piggy clown
guys, I don't know
that's enough, that's enough of that
What did I do today?
Why am I so...
No face paint?
Um...
Um...
I
I can die, bro. I can die.
Thank you, 10 dollars, man. Nice and sound.
Really good. It's already 10-5. Dude, truly classic.
Hi, Doctor Ryan.
Today is Saturday.
There's a great clown in town.
You can go see in town tonight.
Name Quinn 69.
But, Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
I
Do you know what I'm friend of willpower I think it's what it is all we should
Hey Quinn, can I get a welcome to the circus?
Welcome to the circus rock rock rock rock rock a dealer, tibba.
Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
Hi doctor, I am very sad today.
There's a great clown in town you can go see in town tonight named Quinn 69.
I am Quinn69!
Good Lord.
Get it?
Alright, well you guys enjoyed Clown Week Day 1, had a great day, had a great Clown Week
Day 1 guys.
Hey guys, it's great day one of clown week
Zero out of ten one out of ten
Four out of ten
Zero to seven
Okay
It's pretty good about six okay about a six if another team
I like it. I like it.
I mean, could be worse, right?
Yeah, shout out to some easier chat.
Doing the sweet clown week emo. Shout out to Twitch chat for calling me a clown all day. We're gonna appreciate that.
Shout out to DJ Tayo.
Coating, uh...
I mean, good. He cooked. Well, okay. The whole back end, this clown week, I'm not a bad person.
Damn those hockey players thinking they are hard like old Bixken playing with a broken foot.
They should know a real hard job like Quinn 69 playing video games after inhaling air from a balloon. That is hard stuff.
Oh
But yeah, did you check the tail fucking cooked up those animations, huh?
Doc domain he cooked up those animations and
All that shit like overnight
overnight
Pretty impressive stuff. Yeah, we're in the dark domain
There's a duck that minded
Okay, what is this? If that armor's broken, I've been effectively using the walker, right?
The walker still gives me like a great chance at something.
Alright.
Oh my god, look at Chad, isn't this great?
Wow, I love this.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm feeling really represented in chat. Yep, that's it.
I can love it. I can love it. Yeah, please, can you guys spam Moklan emotes? I really would
like it if you would spam Moklan emotes, guys. That'd be great.
I
Okay, but I actually
This is a good service in your house. I love the look okay
And a different one what is this guy?
What is this
aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
oh fuck
oh shit
get fuckin' shrimped bro
koolimax invitation baby
koolimax invitation
what's that?
man I got a couple of those even
did you guys just witness that?
nice clan emojis brother
there it is
yeah nice
blue mackin bettas baby
up we go
this is the worst build I've ever seen
yet I am level 84 in HSSF
uber ascended
pop it on my t15 maps
HSSF by the way
I don't know if you hear that part of me
Yeah, over a second, it's coming off, like, coming off, it's coming off.
In PUE 2.
I'm nearly five, bro! I've been playing a ton of PUE, but at the same time, I've been playing kind of any PUE, dude.
Burr.
Okay, it's okay. Let's go, let's go.
We die.
Bitch.
Cool. Walkin' with your taunt build.
Um...
You say that right, but then I would have just died randomly to a white mob,
which you think that's a cool, funny thing to happen,
but trust me, it's not that cool.
Fucking lame, girl. It's fucking lame.
Alright let's just grab random armor nodes for now because I'm just uh...
Just uh...
I don't need this armor, that's good right?
I don't need to send it.
I'm not a scientist but that sounds kinda high.
Fuck it, I almost said you want to send the armor node right?
You got an armor at the point where you just had a ridiculous armor.
Then you would have been admittedly be immortal.
Right, I think you got to try it on.
Oh wait this is not the fucking hood is it?
Is this one head of it?
Wait am I T15's one head of it?
And you gonna put that car back in the corral it's right over there why not it's clown week
That's why I'm putting it here clown week mm-hmm rules don't apply man
and that's basically an uber boss that's basically an uber boss I feel like yeah
that's pretty happy with that that's Joe cheese dude that that's basically a
a boss it's a t15 boss down chat okay boys boys boys I am fucking fried I'm
fucking fried I am happy with how today is gone from a clown week perspective and
also from it the perspective of a gamer that's popping off we are now in the deep
deep in-game
chat it's finally here welcome to clown week
This is your daily dose of internet.
Hey, chat. I heard about the stunt Quinn pulled.
That shit ain't right.
So I put this together.
Welcome to clown week!
How's Doc's life?
Oh my god, he didn't even have a fucking clown nose.
It's Christmas Eve today. It's the 24th of December for me. It is Christmas Day tomorrow.
Tomorrow will be a short stream. So get your pulse change ready for that. Now I will
Extinguish
Quinnie when are you going to kill that Siri?
I've been edging the whole day, and I can't hold it anymore. So white stuff is coming
Wait wait tomorrow, I don't know about tomorrow. I'm at tomorrow now pray the next day. You're gonna have to hold up for two more days
Go like hold up for two more days. Okay. Is that all good? Can you do that?
Hold it for two more days. Yeah, if I don't see you guys for Christmas
Well, I will I will be streaming off. Yeah, I'm gonna stream on Christmas Day here in New Zealand
I'm gonna stream. I'll be doing a full stream day after Christmas
Which will be Christmas time for you guys living in EU and NA because I'm just the man like that
So I will be here for Christmas. So if you need a clown to cheer you up on Christmas
I will be there. I may even consider
Whoa
Why does the room feel like it's tilting did the ceiling just get farther away?
Yeah, I'm so spaced out right now. Must be I don't know. Maybe I skip lunch or something
Yeah, I feel fried. I don't know I don't know how to explain. I just feel fried. Yeah, I feel fried
Cup plate cup in and Christmas in book you bitch. No, no, no, no, no, but no
Thank you very much for today guys really do appreciate it
Dude, we're gonna be doing a classy cosplay as well at some point
Also, this is this is not it by the way, I have a clown outfit a full clown outfit
With all the makeup to go full clown on the seventh day
Okay
But otherwise
Happy holidays Merry Christmas
Shout happy Hanukkah, whatever the fuck the Jews do shout out to the whatever the fuck all the Christmas shit is
Uh, if I don't see you I may or Christmas and I will see a you
tomorrow
attention
77,000,700,777 octillion
7 hundred and 77,000,777
77,6 july,777
Wiktile,777
4 trillion,777
Philly,777
Italy,777
Italy,777
Italy,777
77,777
Italy,777
erwaken in Rey�heim
we have catch him
awaken and i got it
prince tyron
arise
wake up
paralysis
wake up
get him
I'm trying to wipe it off and it's not coming off. It's like stained my nose red. It will
not come off. I'm using water you fucking idiots!
Look at my face! I'm spamming what is fucking permanently red!
I'm gonna be up by Christmas photos and I have to be a clown!
Jesus!