Quin69
[DROPS]🚨MIRAGE LEAGUE🚨SSFHC🚨BECOMING HOLY-FIRE GOD🚨INSANE BURN DPS INC!!!🚨RE-INVENTING THE HOLY META🚨BLIND🚨ETHICAL AF🚨
03-12-2026 · 7h 37m
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Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck man, I scanned for two years yesterday.
We're on coughs up. There's no coughs up right now. There's just part of the mix. Oh gameplay buddy
Yeah, we're ready for the lighting reveal chat and you're lighting in you're lighting in guys the lighting reveal
What up
You lying reveal
The piss filter
Uh, the, uh, the base fields, uh,
my, uh, in this one, but it's like when I do this chat, sorry, I am late.
You see my lights, they, well, their mom had an electrician and then chat.
Well, he, a, got brain frogs.
So my plumber reeded the pipes to the electrician at my mom's and well, uh,
that's not my fault, Chad.
Is that good?
How about this?
Hmm?
Yeah, I know let me put it on for real
There you go
Not a real lot of real real lining reveal real lining reveal. What's up, dude? Oh, oh shit
Oh shit, it's daylight you see there's the non daylight lights came from there
There's the old lights and then there's the daylight lights
It's like a hospital is it the vibes off
I don't give a fuck how many people does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one chat and he only costs four thousand dollars.
Yo, my man.
Okay, here we go.
We got.
Oh my god, dude.
He's shrined at the wazoo. He's like seven shrines up
resident shrine
Bucket 20 auras
Let me get there
I do in the news I don't stand track and jagged it
Like that's that's that's the build that I was much of that I might whoa
What? Excuse me.
I mean, yeah, just, uh, you know, didn't they did, man?
Oh
That's so dumb that's a thing I guess I mean it's so dumb bonus
Like what like what is that?
Okay, that's gonna be like it's gonna kill you like that and needs to be like a fucking gay gay telegraph
Not like oh yeah, that's just like
That happens like 700 at a time
Picture game GG for real fix it
I
Wanted to do it in five thousand. Yeah, what's like?
Clearly that's just dumb as fuck
Like when they when you get it dies you want it to be deserved, you know, you're like, oh, yeah, I fucked up there
Where it's like, okay
Did he fuck up the plane by playing melee?
Is that what it's fucking is that way is that way fucked up?
oh shit bitch okay wait wait wait chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat chitchat this
melts out to my notepad oh my notepad close down never plus plus seven minute
fed up baby okay we need to get some shit up I'm running okay you want and my
guidance kind of running now it's good enough
I like 12% more damage
It's just nothing to know about the image in, it's probably like 10% actually.
Dude, getting an annoying bat on a best bet would be crazy.
Abyss or annoying bat?
Wait, annoying bat I can get from my blight, right?
I can just do my own blight of maps.
66 months of blasting dudes. Quinn, how about you? Pop. A2D. 4. Ya. Boy. Let's those puppies breathe.
Nope. Not happening bro, not popping a teddy to these boys. Not right now anyway.
Okay, he's a
Complete complete so you don't have to do this character. I'm being just do them once
Then you good
The light second challenge, I fuck my lights now my lights are just triggering me
The lowest possible light I can go to
I've got it at 3% 48 months of blasting dude. Can I get a welcome to the circus chair, bro?
Welcome to the circus very welcome to the circus chair, bro. You want me to read out these donuts that I came yesterday
Bust out a boobie
Denton said I could do it exact with 90 max for us and can link flasks
No, no, I three-five soon says
Elbert I don't know what song up what what is Elbert. I don't know what voice it is
Just log out and skip every ball
Don't be a low IQ and get one guy that's bad design. Just cheese it
Z-Ging pink said ah ball ball
Ah.
Nanofrig said, fucking magma bariam, a fucking pussy dude.
Awaken at 8.
Gwyn 69 and a dog walking down the street when the dog sports a piece of-
Can you welcome me to Chitty Town? Please Gwyn.
And once- and picked it up.
I think I've seen this guy before.
Give it here!
you will yet can't you see it's me I have no idea what the fuck this guy's on
about uber map us down booming a guy said he lost his lighter and his butt
okay Turin mouse is evading quen Boba we got a guy any Malou 47 says beach
mouth, speech mouth. Puppetity for my mother, please. Speech mouth, speech mouth, speech
mouth. Speech mouth, speech mouth, speech mouth, speech mouth. Okay. Skip. I skipped
it. Quinselut mom 420 says, chat. Join global as 11. We're doing a giveaway right now.
one ass 11 ass 11 and then the guys says 11 ass 11 ass 11
the mom said she liked my titties last night
it's good enough I think I've caught up with the nerds
didn't know what he did so she'd be no hell nah bro
Good job. I think we're quite up there guys.
Yes.
Oh, I hec and love this map. You know what? This map used to be a million times worse. I should be playing here in a market like this.
Let's get the bo-bo-bo-bombing gamers. Get your ss out. It's time to bounce.
That's right boys
Candlestick's new lights background will pretty bright though
Yeah, I must admit it's definitely quite bright
I got the light above me completely unplugged though, so you know what you should have seen it before that
Right, you should have seen it before that was just like
Ultra
I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if that's the right way to do it.
He's coming for me. No, man. Please bro. Don't bro. Please bro
Don't take the sub chipper
I swear to god that golems are designed to die, no matter what you do they'll think
it was nice.
Okay I'm the golem.
Oh you want me to die?
Okay bro.
There you go, I'm dying.
Of course in subbing to the multi-glavedry palette in Irina Godd and ranked one month
prodigy known as Quint 69.
uh that's how you do it that's how you do it
that's what i'm doing what where'd my map go
where'd the map go wait where'd it go just got eaten what the map oh it's back in
couldn't protect it right i don't even get anything i'm doing it
I don't even get anything from doing it and why the fuck did I get a tincture drop?
I'll take it back.
Oh, I did get something in mine, I'll take it back, it's just a light or something, I
don't know.
Oh shit, what did you get up to when she found my- I actually redid the lid filter and made
way stricter, changed her quicksail of flask, character runs way faster.
Um...
Did I do anything else?
No, that was my mainstream, it was all that shit was my mainstream.
Just, I just redid my little demand.
Let me guess, tinctures are unethical, tinctures are unethical, the new shrine belt is unethical
and then the tinctures are unethical.
Same with life flasks, they're unethical.
I
Whatever I'm not doing is unethical guys
That's how it's understand
I'm joking I
Initially decided now if the coldest charm bill is like I want I want to see if I can get one I must have time to
I want to see if I can get one man because you know I get a shrine belt dude
I think that's the play right get one of them like that's the play and then this character here is now at a point
Where like he's popping off and he's ramping and he's like getting real good, but I
Can foresee that he's maybe not gonna be the oop killer. I wanted to be which is fine
Not every character needs to be a new killer, but I think we need to
You know we get again to that point where you can truly farm the in-game and then what's a farm the in-game?
We'll try get like some shit. That's gonna be like all yours that
Now that will be good to make a builder in, you know, like holy, now that would be crazy.
Like I'm thinking like a new name, a shrine belt, like getting a GD shrine belt right would be cool.
I would love to get some weird shrine belt, like a resonating shrine belt and build around that or like a, I don't know, a fucking diamond shrine belt or something like that.
Like, okay, exactly a shrine belt, obviously it's super broken.
Well, Acre is around the belt.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Barkon, like you just put that on anything, it's good.
Well, what I'm thinking is like,
well, what have I got?
Like, I mean, it's coming in kind of weird.
And then do that.
I can build around that.
So I would like to get, you know,
I think I want to get on that shrine belt grind, dude.
See if I can't get some shrine belts.
This, an acceleration belt won't do anything
but it's character at all.
I'm talking about for a new character.
I think they're on.
I want this character to fully realize the normal in-game,
the pre-Uba in-game, you know what I'm saying?
I want him to beat the default base game.
Quickly grab four wash stones, and then kind of go for the A.
You know?
Whoa!
I don't think it would be a joke if I had the Resonance Tram, but it definitely wouldn't
be a joke.
Most certainly would not.
I would just say that you wouldn't even know, because you're fucking bad at your games buddy.
You don't know shit.
You just copy paste all the chats typing, buddy.
You need to actually do something. You need to prove yourself part of yourself.
You need to prove yourself part of yourself. You need to achieve something.
Okay, I'm sick of this. I sick of this.
You just copy and pasting what you're saying and you have no idea what the fuck is actually going on.
Okay, I'm sick of it.
Alright.
Like, just clear the base game and ACS as if. And then start telling shit.
Okay, let's go to the base game one time. I'm not saying a single uber nothing. I'm just saying
Club the base game in ACS is it?
I love the new you. I'm doing a snob man. I'm doing snob. Yeah, I believe this one plenty of chatters
I know I like all the others just put a lot of you in there
snob man specifically
You don't even know what a juggernaut is bro
Have you been a senior to do it in your life alone chat?
I hope you all having a good day. Why people happy less than three
No way he's saying he told good shit about an ascending that he didn't know what okay snob me
What is the unbreakable a tendency
What's the unbreakable tendency
What does it do?
You hit 10 seconds.
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I mean he doesn't know.
He doesn't know? He doesn't even know. He doesn't know. Hello?
That's why you said Ro, Jezgenore, you don't even know what a Jezgenore is! Bro!
Ah!
What is the main thing that juggernaut does okay, give me give me that no one else say anything just just I mean you got five minutes four
three
two
One
Zero
Zero
I
Know he's out
You should have said something about endurance charges. You should have said it. Yeah, just endurance others and make me like what?
survivability, I mean that's a cop out
You should have said like anyone's gonna say yeah, I'm doing not Danny
He's a tendency is like gives you endurance charges your journey. That's just a bit of
Okay, oh my
energy drink
I don't know why the fuck it's a fucking guy who doesn't know what the fuck a juggernaut is
fuck a guy me row juggernaut ah okay I want shade to maps guys I want to kill
Shaber delirium some blight shaped alright right now I'm blight
Kilgoren guess what it's gonna do this I guess let's try this new you're gonna
trying new mechanic jet punk so these are pre-wrote maps that I actually wrote
yesterday
I just struck a play
The pain must have caused how much loss must we enjoy?
All my own being is given to its power. It is so annoying.
I say no more. I say let it fester and rot in the void of nothingness.
I'm saying, are you allowed to shit talk?
Jack, don't you need a shit talking license?
Mike Gravy, don't you like...
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That's why I get triggered way more when someone I respect
There's only like no, I know no knows about a video game
Seven
I'm just gonna hand this fucking Larry Rathaus.
I think so. Gonna die. Gonna die, goodness.
Why am I keep doing farming, you stupid idiot?
We see our towers go tank this you bitch
You Chris Wilson video guys
Look at the guys begging for reacts man. I mean darling. I will give you a rat soon
Soon team brothers. It's not right. I've got things to do
in the video game
Langing on tell me
nice
when you figured it out you did
you asked the other day what I did for a living I am actually a highly trained operative for the US Central Intelligence Agency hired to spy on individual Quinn 69 from New Zealand to make sure he doesn't commit any crimes online
That is some famous media brain if I ain't a bit of myself. That's a cop out answer, bro
One day if you need to get some crits, bro, you want to talk shit about my peer where you need to get some crits
Okay, you need some crits. You need a log game
It this like I respect some guy you like to set up one of those 24 seven channels
So people can put it on while trying to sleep
slow
Cozy gameplay
Just kill shit like have you killed chapter and I see this as if I will at least respect your shit tool
Okay, I'll respect that a little bit. You know, you'd be like oh, he's going jogging on again, but he's gonna he's gonna
I'll respect you a little bit
Okay, I'll take okay
You kill chapter and she is there. Okay. I'll give you you get the process be like jump
But you're not what a juggernaut even is one does
And you're just placing it purely off what Chas been saying, you got no clue what a juggernaut
actually is.
Don't play these, except thousands of people play it though dude.
So I'm playing it dude, it's easier than I'm playing it.
planet and we nobody to us okay but in a million years it's kind of sad actually
why they'll come a trade cut there's even no way that is he isn't the very
he gets he gets like fully progressed in two days and then he's like what I do
now I've got like a fucking thousand videos weapon would like come up with
everything and he just like place a character that's got no progression for
for the longest time you can pop off an AGS is there for right I'm not like
there's a do weird builds he just says the alright I don't want to cuz okay
just cuz that's I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it three two one check us
approach not cuz I'm glad because I'm about to go I'm gonna do it three two
one and... CURSING!
I must have time to...
CALL ON NOSE!
BITCH!
BITCH!
See that shit? Just kissed his ass, bitch.
Inflate first and sleep.
Legion slay it.
Yeah, you get respect, bro.
People who do all the shit in ACS is it, bro?
Like, when I'm doing my linking and I'm seeing some guy with some autistic setup,
Like why the fuck is he on that as anything? What the hell is he doing? And I'm like goad this guy sounds like a goat
This guy's playing it
He's a cook this is a cool cat right here, bro
Frozen leaving a frozen legion exist grow as good with things like chocolate
Pretenses and save yourself while you still can
Wait am I going out of my way to do fucking war maps?
Wait am I doing those shit maps I hate?
Why is Ana talking to me?
Oh, come on.
Oh, it's on the boat to be made.
Why'd you throw it in the drain?
Exalted all of that five quarters and approach that kind of too bad, right?
It was elders minions on you, right? I've read that right.
So if the Black Minions fly at Forest Approach we had a good run, did.
If it's the Black Minions fly at Forest Approach, GG.
Like, it was nice knowing you boys.
You my salient I play that one because I had exiled
Oh my god, look at these charges. Oh my god, dude
Go bitch
I'm thinking we can get him from there or not.
GDNibs.
Hey, Quinny.
You're delusional thinking people are begging for reacts.
Also, PoE is not a hard game.
98% of its players just use build guides
because they can't think for themselves.
And then they play the Loot Simulator
because the gameplay is dog water.
I know this hurts to hear,
but it's true little guppy poopy.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Chat is probably triggered right now
because they know it's true.
Yeah
There's all people do man they're trying like whatever they're not good at they'll reach into their entire world view that like it's because it's easy
And then it's don't want to do it pathetic honestly
Pathetic
And in reality is just a skill if you bury not good the most you do it
So you wasn't in a bell?
I do.
Okay.
Do you want to thank you? Do you want to thank you?
I will admit.
I get
baited and goaded into talking to you about Midecox.
Because someone says, hey man,
this guy's doing
10 times as much damage as you.
And I'm like, yeah, I know that.
And I could do that.
But I'm choosing not to do that.
to do that and then I you know they're like what this guy killed that boss it's
like well yeah but he's doing this and it's like I'm not trying to invalidate
what they're doing they're still playing the version of the game right they're
still playing a version of the game but you gotta admit pinkie the bill you're
playing and what I'm playing like what's my P.A.B. right now let's let's do it
let's get it right what's your character pinkie what was that what I'm gonna I'm
trying to just point out a reality and people it could sometimes be seen as
some sort of cope, right? But it's, it's not cope. It's like, it's just a reality.
Finally, did 500k deep. Okay, my bill is 500k DPS. Roto. What's your, what's your
one? What's your, what's your type of thing? I think you, what's your thing?
What's your thing? I'm going to pull you guy right now. What's your, what's your
thing? That's it. What's your guy? Thank you.
It's kind of a raw dog when I was we're not configuring it. We're just a raw dog
Been slams, okay
Can you blast the coasting?
It's not even a slam, bro, what is this project on?
See damage shits. What is shit build?
People are gifted a tier one sub to BenQ1338. They have given 403 gift subs in the channel.
Dude, what is this shit-ass build, bro? Spells sling at and projectile kinetic blasts.
Summon Sega Wisps. Okay, wait, let me just question how many times it hits.
Crats for additional explosions Wait, what are we talking about?
How many times is this hitting?
Thank you.
How many times is this hitting?
I
Mean I'm setting no, I'm being choose ups. I don't care what Jeff's is
I don't I got 10 million DBS
Okay, he's saying you got 10 million. Okay, so he's saying he's got that 10 million so he's saying he hits
He's saying he's hitting 23 times
He's saying he's hitting three 23 times
Okay, now this can I tweak this in any way to make my damage more realistic?
Not really they are cursed. Tatian Sanstance, thank you very much.
Yeah, let's say the Emi is burning and is ignited, chilled, shocked with Skidobots at
17.
Yeah, so this is my real damage, right?
This is my real damage.
So you're doing 10 million DPS and probably hit the entire screen.
I'm the 500k dps, right?
And I hit like a very small portion of the screen, right?
So what are we talking about?
So is it 10?
Five, eight, seven.
So you do 17 times the most damages I do, bro.
Seventeen times.
So if you're kind of character, there's 17 times the power.
Do you not think that the gameplay experience is going to be significantly
different? So when someone says, hey,
You know, Ben Q's killed Ex-Arc and he's got watchtowers, right?
And I'm like, well, his character's like a lot stronger than my character,
and he's playing a build that's a lot better than my build.
So it kind of makes sense that that's the case.
I'm not trying to diminish the value, right?
I'm not trying to say, like, you're shit or something.
Yeah, I mean, what I'm saying is it's different, right?
Because you're doing a literally 17 times as much damage as me right literally 17 times as much damage
Likely can move a lot faster, and I wouldn't be surprised if you're actually I mean you just
It's like how we playing the same game right and I'm not trying and it's not like I'm trying to put you down
You ever think you as a veracity to talk some shit, right?
He can make he says like yo, you built that junk bad, and you've taken the wrong note
You know what I want that okay respect. I appreciate your input, and you know what he may have a point
It's not my new name. No, what jug is don't you it though?
He is no idea the fuck you thought he is not well. He's a little journal is he's never fucking it even a scene suit
I'm significant with a single as I it sounds like what you know, what do I'm saying which is why it's different
What I'm doing is not the same as what Cybermane's doing.
I understand how powerful your character is. I understand how much more damage.
And what I'm saying is, we are not playing the same game.
And I'm not trying to say, yo, that means you're bad. I'm just saying, it's just different.
It's different, because it is different, bro.
You know it's 17,000 damage is me and probably a 5,000 damage is me.
I probably have two or three times as much movement as me.
If I was to say, you could probably do like many times more maps.
I mean, it's just like whatever, dude. You'll look.
But I choose that and that's okay.
That's okay.
I got the corbell.
GG noobs.
GG noobs.
No, no
So lucky how rare is it is as you I don't have read that is it but it didn't make a tanges it can't be that rare
All right.
Two things slow and you're probably not gonna be one that much.
So you suck.
What?
Huh?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What the hell's that?
The place where there's not bad as a scope.
I'm trying to get a glass of beer.
Oh!
Oh.
That's that thing I talked about.
That's like I'm doing a mountain bike race, right?
If I do like I'm doing a mountain bike race and I'm looking at mountain bike times and I'm saying like
And I'm saying like oh how don't tell me to get the hill on a mountain bike and then
The other guys on trade league I plan a fucking
Whatever they're like a super bike race where they're running super bikes and how fast they seem to get it man
Well, yeah, that that that you know how fast does the mountain bike go like what let's say it's 35 kilometers an hour times 17
It's even not even that comparison is not even correct
It's not even correct. They don't super bikes don't go that fast
Super bikes don't go that fast
It's like it's you're comparing a mountain bike to like a spaceship or something
Like all that the outcome is different
Well, is that because maybe there's a mountain bike here and that one's a fucking spaceship
Maybe these are you know different
Maybe we should be gauging by slightly different parameters here, maybe we should be just comparing
it, oh that's a mountain bike, this is a fucking, you know, spaceship.
And all I'm saying is realize that this is a mountain bike.
That's all I'm saying.
And I'm not saying, but now it can come off like I am trying to devalue and diminish everything
the internet does that's not doing what I would consider to be ethical.
I'll say that's still got value, bro
It's just whenever you say
Your shits that person's good and I'm saying well head that listen buddy
Why comparing mountain bike race into a spaceship driver
20
I'm not just good that's the thing I'm explaining my playstyle right I enjoy doing the weird shit
That's why I like to play the game.
That's why I like doing it.
I must have time to gather my will.
Kind of extra damage.
Look at these projectiles man, she's crazy bro, crazy.
Crazy
It's nature by the face although right
But I'm glad that someone I'm glad that they can be such a large differential between builds by the way and it's like
You know what? The Super Angel is like not even that big. This build that I'm playing right now is actually
I would consider it to be like a above average 26 now I'm building.
So the 17x is not even like a big deal.
Like I've played builds that are like, you know, that other characters have 50x to 100x better.
You know I did melee elemental hit claw juggernaut before they buffed it.
Now this has gone through each pack just manually punching into the death.
know like some sort of freak which I get a lot of people won't like that but you
know that was my thing
no but the thing is I don't mind if I end up hitting every now and then I
strike a I basically one of my weird builds as you can say to be good and
And then it becomes like potent enough to be defined as meta or even spots a little many meta itself
Which that's why I like doing right which is the fun part of like trying weird shit is that you can't around discover weird shit
And then it can become better and I'm happy to do that now what I'm not happy to do is
What is the strongest possible thing that I play right now? Let me play that. It's like we already know the outcome. What's the fun I?
I know I'm gonna cheese everything
Has to be like unique enough to me to justify
I wonder what's gonna happen when I play fucking slams
The exact set that played the last four leagues in a row again
You're gonna be like max power in like two days
destroy old content
And you're just running through match just going
And just everything exploding and there's no like discovery process and that fun thing of like can I get a bill work?
Can I get it online? Does it you know what problems I need to solve all that shit just isn't there?
Which to me is the most fun part of the video game
Yeah, I get I get
If you like
Just fucking watching everything and just blasting through the entire game in like two days fair enough
I'm not doing that and then when you go your shit this guy good and I'm saying well look he's playing again differently
I'm not I'm not dissing him, bro. I ain't dissing him. It's not a diss
I'm just pointing out a reality
Okay, so yeah, that's my point
That's my point you guys understand my you understand my hopefully understand my point at this point
I feel like I'm fairly articulated that if you don't understand what I'm saying at this point, I'm making a pretty long head.
It's the discovery man, it's the trying the new things, doing the weird shit.
Yes.
My AG did that whole time, no way.
The way he was dead for real, that ass.
I
Can take it out. I'm not gonna steal I
Mean it's killing it one of the thing. I've had plenty chat. I've had plenty of bills. I have plenty of builds
That they're so strong. They would be deemed like would they get it?
I've had bills, you know, like this one's like pink you 17x my damage, right? I've had bills and my damage is like
20 mil right 15 mil
25 mil dot cap right dot cap. I've had dot cap characters like once you've got cap
that I would say that's pretty much like a mid built right and it wasn't me to
when I was playing it right that was like I was just I just love bleeding I
love the air bleeding I was done bleeding I just started playing bleeding I just
said I'm gonna mention bleeding it turned out yo this guy could just one shot
conquerors right like holy shit have you just fucking weapons warped this thing
and you just fucking do it and then it became it became better like a few months
later and that's fun that's cool I like that you understand the difference though
between like fucking around finding out most things fail like complete
complete adjourn things fail right but when it works man it's a great feeling
very very potent feeling
I might have been in the best feeling about the exhale the peak PUE it's come
of a theory and trying to make it work and then you know executing it.
Which is why I keep trying you know it's why it's why it's the reason why I've
tried Wile Strike of the Streams. How many times have I tried to do Wile Strike
of the Streams now? I don't know how many times now.
Because I've lost count. And I've failed every single time and it's gone
awfully. Every single time I invest more currency, more time, more effort and it
And it's just always shit
One day boys one day
Wonder sees
As an athlete's gonna grab SNS. No, that's got buffed right?
Has temp jans on head it can be useful for my oh my god, maybe
Hey
It's not about chance got nothing to do with claiming career something or whatever it's nothing to do with that
It's everything to do with like
You don't know the outcome of a thing
But you think it might be good and then you try it and and then you try and then you adapt and you try it and you
adapt and you try it and
I want to say like 70% of the time it turns out to be a very mediocre or doesn't look that well
30% of the time it like it's good or it can become really good and then you get those like one and
20 that are like really really really really good, and you're like holy fuck this and it which is super exciting
It's like what not knowing the outcome
But when you play the bell that you played like
Like when Carlos under his character like and he plays as a guy
He knows exactly what Jim links. He's gonna do he knows exactly what weapon time he's gonna go for he knows exactly what
explicit modifiers he wants an every single item and
He knows his bill is gonna be good 100,000 percent
Which is like, and there's never wrong with that, but didn't just say like, look, Kahn's already hit the 100
And like, you're still in fucking white maps
I'm gonna be saying yes and
And it should make sense to you
It should make sense
Okay, I believe in the premise of your point, but then why does every other streamer that does weird off-matter shit, like Junkeroan, make a build that does 20 mil DPS almost every single time?
where as your builds may be hit one mill DPS one out of every ten bills on sucky's it may be because you
are very good at the game.
When I played softcore trade league I would literally get a chance to decide the worst
possible ability and then I would make that into a build and you could just literally
make anything on a p. You can me, I remember people thought, people thought um, what's
that ability? It said you're pretty good now. People thought that one ability was like dog
shit, can't scale it, terrible awful ability, zero damage, um...
It's called Sanctuary...
Hey, King, just got here. How many bosses have you killed so far?
Wait, none. That's disappointing. Well, are there at least some funny replets?
Alright, how can you do that? It's...
None of those, either.
But I can't watch Mathel since he's all fine.
SEAGE BLISTED!
And then I met a guy and I got to the point where SEAGE BLISTED, you put it on the ground and it would just explode the screen, everything would die, you'd pop off.
And it was like, and people were like, huh?
That ability is bad.
And I was like, no dude, any ability is bad.
And what's crazy is, you can make a character bro, this is a generic LEDBS crit build, and you can just slot in like 20 abilities that you would consider to be bad on a really good character and that will shred.
all shred it's almost like wow if you have really correct gear with really
up to my shit it doesn't really matter what you put in there one's gonna be
tentatively worse but they have better score one's gonna have better scaling but
they're all gonna be very similar cuz a lot of them are mechanically like the
same okay guys what this can be anointed thing if I was going to annoying
what would it be and what would it be fucking charisma we influence very
Charisma, Riz?
Leadership?
Anything to us?
sovereignty?
But where is Riz?
Where is Riz?
I wanna see how good he is.
Hmm...
Oh, dude, an extra curse would go crazy, actually, right?
Wait, an extra curse would go crazy.
Oh, can you even do that anymore?
I
Golden golden golden can
Yo to RF cocks usually double-curse. They must be right
Thing is I could probably double-curse my anime goddamn
Anyway, it's funny dude, it's funny because to reply to the guy asking, that's what you
do to people who are doing meta builds right I had to explain it and it looked
like I'm talking shit about people doing meta builds and the whole point is I'm
not I'm pointing at the reality
do you understand and then you see why people could say I talked about meta
builds whenever I'm actually not talking to him in the builds it's really I'm
talking to me with builds cuz I'm not I'm just saying it's different I'm saying
it's different it's different please do not make my mistakes your own okay but
last time you went trade league you spent 50 to bonus they're gonna build
then immediately you're making up lies he said he's saying I made a build to
die to me but I said no one cares bro I didn't remember that serious right now
No, Kat, you're wrong. You're actually wrong.
And I have never seen so many bad takes in my life.
Stop spamming that nonsense.
You're all saying that dumbest things have ever been.
It's not even close.
I've done this for 10 years.
I know what I'm talking about.
You're clueless.
No, no, no, no, look.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you the actual data,
because clearly you don't get it.
Watch this.
The name is Guy.
One guy.
look at this one guy bro yeah I'm not man and I'm not one guy I'm I was
simply trying to explain it and it I try to articulate it further so hopefully
some people don't understand what I'm getting on about that doesn't sound like
I'm just talking shit because I don't because I can I get it come off and I'm
talking shit about me to be medicarcs even though I'm medicarcs like that's a
mean you understand that right when I say I live in a cup chair and I do all
this cup shit and whatever it's just a what I say America it's what I've
described again until I play song
which is a it's a fine way to play a video game you want to play that way you
can
I said to my mom and my dad, I'm like, I'm gonna go to the country real quick. I called
the cockshit. Is that disrespectful to myself? No, I don't think so.
This is badrum, there's a metacox badrum, right?
Like, there's a metacox badrum.
You know, there's people that less metacox than me, right?
Like, I'm a metacox, for example.
This is something I call project PT.
He takes it to another level.
He takes it to another level, okay.
He doesn't allow, he's like,
he's like, unironically the guy who goes on about like,
you know, what is it?
Like, sockets are unethical or some shit
and you can't even link your abilities and fucking,
You know that, uh, he's like, he's on another level of ethical, okay.
Yeah, ascending is cheating.
Okay.
And then you get to where you got project BT, isn't it?
I think anyone who's more ethical in project BT know I'm coming in with, right?
Who's gonna get project BT?
And is it me?
This is the next most difficult person. It's not myself.
Helga's absolutely not ethical.
I'm talking about the speaker.
If you're going the meta, the most meta you can go with the least diversity, that's going to be lag.
like that is probably gonna be someone like the men's if you don't look at the
high-core meter or a circle meter right because that'd be like kind of fucking
putting a good little soccer or hardcore
out there's not the most minute so out he'll play the most powerful meta
melee said it now melee is the meta he says he's a meta cut through and through
right but if it's not the meta then he's not going to be playing it so it may like to be like half as
good as spells but he'd still play melee so he's weird but now if it's melee as meta then he's playing
whatever those kind of melee setup is then before he is playing the meta but like so it'll be he'll
desync with based on the overall mirror of the game so he's definitely not on the highest level
of metacuck he's probably like three quarters metacuck right whereas kind of what someone else
Like still makes this year great. I love
Like what he
Like what is the most powerful build dot exe like what is current like currently the most perceived to be the best build possible
He's gonna be like 95% minute cook unless you're doing some weird show
Matthew would be like more than a cut to me, but definitely like
Right. Too bad. Matho is like exactly what I'm doing, except he's doing softball trading.
Right. Picks and ability looks fun. Min-Mex is the fuck out of it. Right.
Those that it's not the best thing, those that it's not the most optimal,
those that he could be farming more money, doing other stuff,
those that he could be pushing the game faster, chooses not to anyway.
anyway just like how many loach skull does it which is the key
that is okay we got DD on that fuck that's just that way
I'm just gonna stand back.
Hey Regressor, let's just financial a soft core you automatically regress.
And he, uh, you know, I mean it's a soft core.
A soft core you can just build a character that's disproportionately high damage.
And you can have like massive deficits, right?
You can have awful ESP, and he can die like seven times, right?
it doesn't matter because he'll eventually just portal through the boss, alright?
Pull this girl.
It's a matter of time. Play this thing, right?
He will eventually progress through it, right?
And again, it's fun, by the way.
I've done exactly what methods does, where you just on Southcourt's raid league
and you just sit there and you just fucking pick some wacky ability
You can try and some wacky idea like an interaction between two things like an ability and an item or something like that
Or some unique added to the game and just fully lean into whatever that is and that and the reason why it's fun
Is because it's an experiment right?
Is it gonna work out and then sometimes guess what one in ten of these experiments?
It fucking lands and pops off and
Then you got some weird wacky build that like tridge everything and it's like different to what I was doing
Which is like that's that's it's just so fun
for a few days you know for like a week or something and then it's like okay
next just so you know our giga-chat hero Matthew it is less me to cook than
you are he doesn't use p.o.e. ninja to look at other players builds to copy
their tech sure this is high-card bro I what take out a copy this by the way the
the inspiration for most infernal when I did not mean to upset you this much I
just come into chat and joke around and do it I mean no I am a very casual dad
game but I am also not streaming calling myself a god gamer I just like to
joke in chat with the boys yeah but I'm tired you gotta talk shit about me
being a joke no what a joke is bro that you gotta have you gotta get that the
baseline you get all the same you need to develop your baseline because I can
tell people who understand what they're talking shit about, can actually talk shit.
When you're like, hey you got Juggernaut again, and you don't even know what Juggernaut is,
it's like bro, come on.
Like log into the game at least and level up with Juggernaut on Hc, SSF and just kill
a boss.
You know what I'm saying, like please bro.
Please.
I play C-Traid.
Well at least make a Juggernaut C-Traid then.
And try not to die. You can do that. You can do Jagalina SC trade.
Don't trade with people and then just see if you can see how long you can go with that dying.
That's a little bit fun.
Been regaining it. No new skills?
Yo. No way. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I did that. This is my...
This is that particular clip. Aerotase is shooting at me.
He says that I don't play new skills when I literally play whatever new skill it there
is not being a single point in history that I have not played a new skill that was made
that it came out once not a single time and he and he goes and he's gonna say some shit
like he doesn't play new skills it's like bro literally shut the fuck up that and now
I confronted him about this. Yeah, and he admits it was, you know, he's full of shit there.
He didn't know. Fair enough.
That clip in particular that irritates you, you know what I mean? It is what it is.
But that's like a previous past method that was just incorrect, which is fair enough.
There's not a single leg where I've been limited to my new melee skills that I haven't played.
I've always I've always I love I love I've always always always always to my
own detriment will fly the new skill I mean I like launch I believe on
buildings that don't even have active support there's just like that that
better they've been better said support links I'm working on them always
period 100% of time not one lead
saying that I don't do that is just incorrect
oh I must have tied you together
oh icecrash guy
that's like eq bleed except it's not
just a superior ally
I personally love watching the off meta slog
but I also think I would enjoy you playing a build where you don't tie your own
hands behind your back once every three or four weeks. Just to remind us what a god gamer
you are. That happens organically bro. That happens organically. Eventually you get a
GG run. And what happens though Chetzz is a son of a c**t. But it's ethical. So it
It doesn't matter, I'm just showing you one.
And a minute, it's a glaring of chance because I'm scared of my life.
I wouldn't count what I'm doing right now, it's tying my hands around my back, by the way.
Rarity.
If you think this is the time I have on my back, this is more like...
I mean, yeah, don't be wrong.
I could be doing something that's 17 times as powerful, right?
But you don't need to do that.
Right now, I'm totally happy with where I'm at right now.
Right now, I'm, like, progressing just fine.
And the only reason I haven't gone to the station is because...
Because Ben Q is saying that I'm talking shit about people and just diminishing the value of anyone who's gonna be the card.
Which I'm not. I'm simply putting out...
When people make a direct comparison between me and them and say like,
Look, you're under the exact same thing.
I'm saying that, but Rambo's not the same, bro.
You know, you're comparing a bike versus a fucking paycheck, right?
It's just so gonna do.
Anyway.
I don't know I have this conversation.
I feel like it's a thoroughly exhausted...
And if you don't understand my point at this point, you never gonna understand my point, so this point is even talking about it.
Dude that guy ran away, he ran away like a little bit.
You're just wrong, I'm just adding facts, right? So it's like, you know, you can just grab a reality, right?
And just yeah, that's cool. You feel great. You need one can be insane
Logical you do that
The reality says you're wrong, but you know cool. I leave whatever you want to believe boys
Makes you about just sleep at night
Yes, my character is exactly the same as the most pit mid-apaple build in the game and
there's no difference.
Oh my god, dude.
I think I'm not lying to myself.
I have a thorough understanding of the landscape and I understand what's going on.
Right?
And when I say when I say that well, they built ten times as good as me so then they fought fair enough
Now I'm being conservative. That's conservative. It's not even ten times
If you like they have like my average bill versus the average made-a-build it's probably something like a 20x powder from ritual
And you can you disagree with that if you want but it's like
Completely you're just completely wrong right?
and there's nothing wrong with being just put right up you just be wrong what
you want guys you need to just pay but when you confront it with the truth you
should probably just accept the truth holy shit him admitting he is meta was
the first time I've ever heard him tell the truth he he do why do I never have
any portal scrolls man
No, I'm saying when I'm better, it's just because I make it better, that's what I'm saying.
I don't run up there.
When I hit something that's better, it's because it happens to be just aligned with what I'm
doing.
I'm not chasing it.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey Chad, has anyone ever seen the movie Groundhog's Day?
I'm not mentioning it for any specific reason.
no specific reason at all. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.
Fucking boss hiding, bro.
Now this dog will see where I'm not melted.
Oh dude, am I fucking guy dead again man? Am I guy dead?
What was he dead, bro?
How many was that no it was then I haven't even got him up watching as well my characters currently well
I wasn't that incapable, but I'm scared of I'm afraid of
Iksak so I'm trying to progress shape of maps now instead basically trying to gain some power
It's a what have I got now what am I getting this final boss from three scabs and if we any got him
Abandon this fools errand. I think that makes me a song
Right now I'm just on the DJ system DJ plus whatever the fuck check requests
Why would I re-roll?
What do you mean?
My character is only being more powerful every day.
Every single day my character is improved by something like I've gained like 20% more
damage, 20% more damage every single day.
Even one day.
I mean, I even won that.
By nature of that,
I can see
I think there's still progression left in this character.
Especially given the rebuild, there's tons of things I can get.
There's tons of levers I can pull on to get one damage out.
Look worse look worse. Well yesterday was the main respect, bro
We spent a lot of time just getting an operational now for top or a small now we're getting a ball in the gym
The gym's leveling up. I can craft my weapon. I can get fucking wave of the cluster jewel
There's like a unique jewel I can get which gives me insane damage
I can get a belt with an extra annoying I can get extra curse which are gonna be crazy damage increase so many things said
So many things I'm already still a match reason why though
Wait, what about a match reason why how lame is that?
Go gold silver go gold black get a cheap also that hard right
I can really do it!
The Joe's in the notes.
This is like an impossible defense situation, boy.
You don't let them reach the purification pump!
unless you're a fucking beast
unless you're the goat bro unless you're the goat then you can defeat it holy shit I'm
BUNKY CRACKED!
HOLD ME THAT BUNKBACK!
Holy shit, that gameplay was unparalleled, bro.
Did you see that, bro?
My APM was like 50 there, bro.
That's why they call me the NZ Tround, baby, the NZ Tround.
Right there, holy shit.
The blighted god.
I hope when they make Blight in P2, if they ever do Blight in P2 is a bit of a meme.
they ever do it I hope they do it properly I really I really don't want it
to be there like they need to full send that node bro
they need to full send the node like full send it like this node here changed
my mind they should say you no longer deal damage to
blight monsters blight monsters no longer do damage to you towers are only
capable of dealing damage to monsters and you unlock it unlocks a whole new
tick-tock, tick-tree of a tower, that's what it says and it just goes it just sends
it on TD. Put down two junior dears that the higher guy from
Bloons, right, let them just like do blight 2.0 and it's just hid behind one
node that just lets people opt in. Then the dealer don't want to opt in they can just play
let the one with the guys come at you and you just fucking kill them with your guy.
fair enough let him do that let him do that
but like I want a full TD like a proper one not so you never die no no no no no
I want to I want to I want to what I'm saying is I want an actual TD I want to
play balloons in part of the big show like and they're wrong that's not the
vote way to play the vote way to play this you care to super OP and you can
just kill them all for yourself. But you can speak in a note which is opposite to like
TD mode. Now it's a TD. I like playing Bloons, but I want to play some Bloons while I'm playing
by the way because I will be talking about because Blight hits on that sometimes. Sometimes
you're playing Blight and it's like dude this feels like a TD. Like right then I felt like
I was playing a TD God. I had to like stop multiple waves going from each direction,
I tried to fin- It felt good. It felt good. It felt real good.
But I want that, except even more. Because, that's a great mechanic, bro.
That's a great mechanic. Marathons has a 2-Heads on waterflies.
I don't fucking know, dude.
Hey, y'all raising AIPG.
Which is why I'm saying by default, let the players be powerful and let the players see the majority of the fighting.
Just do not understand what I'm saying to let the players do it.
Because I'm saying, I'm saying, let players, the TD guys opt into a TD node.
Like get two devs to work on that shit.
Probably take trees to some testing.
Basically making a walker free mod, but for PLE, right?
Let two devs make a walker free mod, but for PLE.
And it's just Blight 2.
And it's all locked by in a single node that people can opt into.
It's that's worthy of time change my fucking mind literally higher guy from blooms higher guy from blooms
blooms TD is literally okay the best most popular powder vents in the world it's situated next door to
gggs officers like isn't it crazy like the two like the best afg in the world
and the best TD in the world is it's they're both in the like right at each
other in New Zealand and interesting it's almost like you're still cracked
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck's going on?
Huh?
Bug?
Bug!
Bug!
What the fuck is this bug?
Can you do anything?
Can't...
Wait, you can't do any tower here.
It's just bugged.
What do we have bug?
We have...
New Zealand creates the most popular tower events in the world and the most popular
Well, actually Elden Ring is more popular.
And maybe the other fours are more popular than the other ones.
You know what?
Not popular.
I'll say best.
Let's go with best.
Let's go best and best.
We'll go best.
Highest rated.
The most badass.
We'll get best highest rated post badass
He's having tadpoles
Man I gotta come back
I think what it is is New Zealand is in the perfect situation to like but we play
We get American culture, right? Like high-core. So we played D2. We get it. We understand it.
But then at the same time, we free to do whatever the fuck we want.
Like, we're in the middle of nowhere, we're on an island, we got fuck-all to do.
Like, let's just try and code some shit. Let's not be motivated by capitalism and just like,
let's just try and make some badass video games.
And then there's people that's dead in New Zealand just making badass video games.
Right?
They just make it bad as video games.
Wait, the Kiwis.
We're gonna thank Kiwis.
Think about it.
Bro, the population of New Zealand is smaller than a lot of USA towns, the entire country,
right?
But yet we are able to make a bunch of correct video games that we like.
It's to do with isolation, a massive huge amount of free time.
like we got fuck all to do
but we get the culture we get the games we get the movies
why we can make shit like Lord of the Rings
and part of it's all
we're in this is the new villainers bro the new villainers
in the NZ species baby
5x
So they used to be good back in the day.
Uh, someone used to go go Peter Jackson, right?
Do you think a lot of the rings would have been the same if it wasn't for Peter Jackson?
And it was a different American director.
Like if Steven Spielberg had done a lot of the rings.
Think about...
how shit that would have been think about shit that would have been it would
be main stream Hollywood slot generic super safe the vibe would have been
off broke this I mean who knows though maybe he would have been a jiggly
bitter one
p-day was willing to go off meta like a lot of the wrinkles off meta it's an
off middle build and it punched way above its weight class
it off middle as shit can bet up mainstream are you going to try Jeff
Kaplan's new game Jeff Kaplan who's that
dude there's a game that I saw that looks really good guys what was it called
As a Kiwi you need to understand I actually heeelp
DEEEEVELOPP
Path of Exile
I am in the credits!
Every single New Zealander is in the credits
We all did it together
We have so much free time
Kerbrozo
mask bro I'm looking forward to that on the 10th when it releases no it's a it's
again that I saw that actually looks good and you know it's similar to
bellheim similar to pale world similar bellheim similar to pale world
it's around this pale world isk bellheim isk video game that's getting good reviews
some popularity on steam that's going to be going to 1.0.
Huh?
Hashtag interested.
Hashtag...
Poggy's middle.
Hashtag...
Maybe...
Who knows?
Maybe...
Might get to my final.
Is there anybody on the helmet, though?
Fucking show them, bro
I'm gonna shoot the guns.
You die so fast, you're gonna have to miss one day, right?
There's no one to shoot, there's no one to kill.
Oh, damn!
And it's your look, it looks like it's average.
This looks average.
Chat what you need to understand is that New Zealanders do not have jobs and spend all
all their free time streaming, making coffees for people and developing video games.
That's true, that's true, that's true, can't confirm, can't confirm.
Can't confirm.
70.
Wait, are you doing this? Is it weird?
It is weird, dude. It is a weird place.
You got other places, like, do you know what, it's funny because I thought I was not...
I don't consider myself to be, uh, what's the word here, um, patriotic.
patriotic. I'm not. But there is some level of identity.
There's no doubt I've not been to places quite like New Zealand.
Right?
Well, I think I'm in New Zealand. I think my small ass down.
I think I'm for the people that I know.
That's definitely where people are different here.
Than to everywhere else I've been.
Come on, man.
Fix your game, bro.
And it but it creates it's not like great for a lot of things, but I think what it is good for is creating off-mid-video games
And it's good for creating like which actually actually pop off
Because you haven't got all these like that game looked like tamer red dead redemption to had sex with wish dot com rust
lost. There you go. That's it. That's all. It's all. It's like we're able to make the
true successes yeah but these are the companies that maybe maybe we're just in
an earlier stage maybe maybe we're just like earlier America or something
right like we're not quite reached late stage the capitalism yet and like maybe
that's what I'm up with America and there's one New Zealand you know we're
just not there yet maybe we're just hitting there because of behind we're
like no just dog shitify everything without saying that I don't know a ton
of New Zealand companies I just like hey this is a successful company and it's
one of the lines we just made the exact same company except it's off-brand and
then you do it which is I want to say oh wait scarabs I was scared to turn off
like we you know like team who starbox team who walmots team who fucking all
these various things that are like popular america they just get like oh this is a valid thing
and then they just remake the same shit for new zealand for example i just bought like i wanted to buy
the electrolyte supplement uh element that every podcast and the dads like swans goods
okay must be legit this time to be a little small but i'm gonna get one of those i'm just gonna
fuck it i'm gonna get that one can't get it i've got some off brand timu new zealand version of it
which basically has the exact same formula, but it's just got a different brand in the
museum.
Because it's so isolated in the middle of nowhere, but that isolation again is good
for breeding some off-media video games and movies.
Snake oil.
I don't think I need it, by the way, I just, I don't think I need it.
I think having salt in your water is fine, and that's what I'm doing, but Chat's saying like,
you need to try it, it could be causing your brain problems.
So I'm thinking, you know what, I am sauntering five times a week at 100 degrees Celsius for 20 minutes every time,
and you know, I do lot of, lose a lot of water. Maybe I do need to do more than just salt.
Maybe I'm losing magnesium and potassium somehow. Who knows?
Who knows?
Could that be, okay chat, my game crashed and I lost since the duration.
I don't know where I am in the map, I don't know if this is the start or the end.
I can't find the fucking boss, maybe that's the end?
I don't know where the fuck I am bro.
I literally don't know where the start is and where the end is.
Now the school shooting in the US, isn't that like a school shooting every two days or something?
Um, like no cap.
I think what they define as a school shooting is like, oh, a gun went off in a school area.
Like, so like some dude but misfiring a weapon in his dorm room counts as like school shooting
or some shit, right?
There's some weird shit that buffs his pants up.
It's not like I think every single school's got like a fucking guy shooting it up every
day, every day I'll say.
Nah, that counts, bro.
Okay, Antig, you know what?
This is getting to politics.
Ah, fuck off.
You know what?
Fuck the guys I've done bad school shootings.
Don't give a fuck, guys.
Hey.
Angus?
Because I just realized this is going to some shit where people want to say there's
no school shootings.
said is infinite score shootings.
When the reality is the summer in between,
CBF getting into this phone book.
I will pass.
I will pass
When did he perfect to his rear-build this is there this is I've already just done a pivot and this is this is like of the new version
We currently doing what am I doing right now? I'm currently getting a quad belt, which I looted and
I'm just finishing up this little cum stand in my atlas real quick. Yeah, let's finish it on strand. That'll be cool
cool the atlas twists all fates
what are you guys build from this is a homegrown organic organic
um set up now the interaction between this helmet and the ability i'm using i just saw
run the wiki so we've uploaded that to the wiki saying like holy strike could be good
with this ability because it's got 20% more damage like come on wiki built
yeah the shadow the wiki guy uploaded that shit
Yeah, that was can I see who uploaded it? We can we can play when we see who uploaded that in three
Then we can't we see you contributed the entry we can find out which the way you got it wasn't and you guys could say is that I filled
But that interaction was the inspiration for what I'm currently doing
All right
Just that just the fact that like hey look this GM does a bunch of flat damage and like the 200% works for that so
Something I fuck it dude
It's like cool interaction let's try it out
Remember doing the napkin math and saying it was gonna be like 200k dps
But I underestimated the amount of debuff you can get
But for example once I get like this this mind-bump shit that does 25% minus brits for an apple is fucking potent
When I get my next curse, it's going to be even more potent, and we're going to start
getting some real high damage here.
Check it out, this is my own belt.
It's my main thing about being a Saint of Svill, it's a main.
It's literally a main.
I'm literally just leading into a single interaction with an item.
I'm basically just like, oh, this helmet interacts with my ability.
just fall into see what happens
hate this one is never good spot for like that
that is miss like i think i did
on nine minutes left
i think i might lose here
Okay, I did like a strong shrine. What does that do? Like boss players?
Better imagine you're gonna fail I miss collect
Let's
Wow dude, yeah, that's what happens single let's look that's sure to our path with a terrorist actually
I
Hate this not max upgrade for a parent. Yeah, I wish it was
Like why the fuck this is why does it I'm parent care upgrade to a downgrade, you know I'm saying
pretty good actually like it's just it's not like a I guess in a good state
right now believe me again it's just decent a lot there's some interesting
chase out of this thing as well like I like the idea that this is about that I
can seriously get which is kind of common which could be like build
finding and you can make it you get built in a lot of ways
of course there's a solid amount there bro
I must have told you.
Who is solidering?
Someone is solidering to an infinite status.
Check out the new Diablo 4 Season 12 trailer.
It's so unbelievably dodge sheet.
I'm gonna take it out.
I can give it a gaze.
Alright, can I end this?
What the hell, we got another one of these for frying frogs.
What am I going on these Unix for?
Didn't they say like some shit like, hey we've got the API to detect Hummer.
API to detect how much currency you've got inside your bank and like if you've got a unique in your bet was that not a thing I
Remember never said to see miss like making a post about that like GGG had done some shit where like they had given additional info
Not well the Excel no no no no
Never think was talking about like a way of it like being of just smart filter because
I would love, for example, this.
Uniques like that shit to like just medium.
When you've got none, it shows the unique.
And the second you have one in your new tab, it then hides it.
So then that way you never pick up duplicate Uniques.
You just have one of eight.
She built up a little repertoire of shitty Uniques.
So that way you know and then but then it just hides them after that, you know
And for example like once you get over a thousand scrolls of wisdom it just starts showing with some scrolls, etc
I remember I thought that was something that was coming there
I'm remembering a post
I
Am I tripping
P1 yeah, I thought it was a P1
I mean nobody's asked me to have a sank me but like he's like on line next
what's going on with that because it was taught he was I remember it was a
never-sinked post it was talking about a dynamic filter that would change based
on certain things and I was like oh shit bro give me that shit now I want it
oh shit we have multiple ghosts
of
that
that
of the
share of the default and base
Don't want
Guys in their time to leave right
Oh
Fucking shit
Heavens up and down, all around your depression at eleven
Oh, that's eleven, that's eleven, that's eleven
Now could I increase the memory chance, my shit?
Oh my god, you made this one.
Oh, shit.
I need like a stick to move around, I need a stick.
It's stuck.
It's stuck.
Hate chat, make sure and join Global777 for the free weekend mage blood giveaway.
type gatherer 69 for entry.
Sure.
That is my entire engineering, by the way.
That is my entire internet connection.
That one cord, I lose everything that goes.
I must admit, Jed, I, well, do you know what's sad?
About $5,500 fucking coffee grinder, grind by weight.
It can't, it's espresso filter, so it literally cannot grind course enough for filter coffee.
So I have to use this fucking, I'm using this like $80 grinder instead and it like gives
you like these super inconsistent grinds where they, some are big chunks, some are smaller,
like it's fucking cooked.
If my espresso goes down to like fucking, it can get, it can get, basically turn into
a fucking powder, but you don't want it as a powder, you want it as, to be thick.
Okay, strand last, guy strand last.
I don't like, Mike, just...
To see the architect got into selling coffee grinders.
My special machine grinder is amazing. It's grind by way.
It's perfectly allows you to get the same...
Imagine being the electrician and having to work around the pigsty.
The smell, the dust, the pickles, the guy probably inhaled so much residual fiber
he will be shitting for a month straight.
I
Have a grind it's fine. Whatever it is only okay still get like that
Just like you know sucks. So like I have weighing each grind now to make sure I don't overdose and coffee
Whenever I have a grime by like grinder, which literally goes down to like a fucking microgram
But I can't use it because it grinds to fucking
Small
You know
Give them birds for it. I don't know how that that works
Hey, they're probably guys you can you can buy replacement stuff for it
You probably can't I don't know what would have that though. It's designed for a cafe doing a spursos god damn
I can't even believe you survive when your $5,500 coffee grinder is on the fritz forcing you to use a mere $80 grinder
That is the most miserable existence I can imagine
You, sir, are true hero and inspiration to us all
What I'm the point of making is that I bought this ridiculously expensive fucking grind by way grinder and I don't even use it
You saying you got all this coffee from it? Yeah, but this
like the grinder and the coffee machine at more more 10 grand and you could run
like a small cafe on it if you could literally run us a small cafe on those
things you think you got to go high output but I don't use either of those and
now I'm using a I'm using like a 80 dollar grinder and like a fucking and
And the Mokomaster's like 500 bucks.
It's cheap.
It's literally filter coffee with like that, a big shit griner.
And that turns out to be the best coffee you can make for health.
I'm waiting for them to make like some crazy, what I want is them to make a...
You can buy, you can get all these little paper slats.
check on top of like the Espresso's
um but I'm waiting for them to figure out like a like a I don't know like a
proper paper filter for Espresso's that work and at that point I'll go back to
doing Espresso's but right now it seems like the
the healthiest way to have coffee is a paper filter
So you have to stop this person as of just a day main but I'm doing it more just it's a
It's a cool Bob though. It uses up a ton of counts guys, you know
It's good it's cool Bob
What is your desire?
Rarity, it's a rarity for the, uh...
Oh, okay, I see what I'm saying.
Oh, dude, do you know the new gimmick?
The new gimmick that I...the new gimmick.
Pop it, Eric Chambers.
Fuck, I didn't look...I didn't look into that.
Apparently they...I found out that I apparently reduced brain fog.
apparently they're abuse brain frog and freeze middle clarity
could that be the result of the brain frog
a hotbar chamber could that be the result
could it be the new unlock that we need yet
I don't know how much I cost
That's anyone ever take us it's launching I was looking to see if they had any here and when we knew it and it's like nah
You can really just get there's like a hospital that you can go to
That like it's in the hospital
Not like that and in a they've got them in gyms and shit you just like in your gym you go on very chamber
Bro, do you know in the UK, in the UK they've got this thing called like, Jerry's or something
or low or something like that.
It's like a person's name or some shit, I don't know.
They've got some shit in the UK that my auntie goes to, just tell me.
And it's, I kid you not, they got machines that you have like a little card and you just
tap your card, it instantly adjusts the machine to like your leg length, arm length, everything
and then it has all your rips saved and it goes to do the prison overload for you.
That's literally the thing that got in the UK.
That's everywhere in DMC.
That's so insane.
You've got a thing like that.
That's so sick.
No, I don't know if that, um...
My blue beast of London.
Honestly, I don't know if it's that good though, right?
Because I feel like you want to be doing a lot of compound movements.
You don't really want to just go to spam machines all day, but still, that's fucking badass, dude.
Like, it or knows what your previous weight was.
It knows how long your leg's at. It just sits up.
I mean, that sounds awesome, bro.
Sitting in a leg extension machine, and it just, like, adjusts to you.
You know, you just tap a card, bang.
That sounds so cool.
What are they? What are they? Cool those things?
What are those places that?
Bye-bye-bye.
23,000, 13,000. Oh my god.
42,000. Wait, A backwards.
Is that pounds or is that euros? I never know.
If you give me euros, why can't I give you an eight?
Then you never know.
Let me tell you about Hyberbala Chambers. They are the best. Time flows differently in them.
You can train with your favorite man friend as long as you want. No wives, no plumbers, no electricians, no kids. It's amazing. Recommend.
Coca-Cola!
That would be so sweet.
then again I'll just get I'll be like alright boys it's ready to practice like
new league tomorrow and then you see me I'll like come back and I've aged like
ten years so I'm finally ready to put me down in your leg boys
it's not gonna it turns out I play in the wrong patch and I just got practice
with the wrong league dude oh no
Yeah, at age, at age, I don't know, hyperpolyte timechambers with age, yes.
So the just, time passes differently there, so you're just, you're still ageing.
Now, hyperbarrowchambers, that's supposed to be the opposite, right?
It like...
What the fuck, I got some butt on me, bro.
What is that?
Some beetle on me, bro.
I went outside and the beetle got in, damn it.
Oh, is it being on the side of that pond?
I don't check to see if the pond is.
No, no, the whole pond.
I'll let some beetles into the house.
The pipe had like a fucking hole in it and the pipe fucking had beetles in it, I'll go
Honestly man, you truly are an inspiration to me. Knowing that no matter how far I fall,
I can always turn on your stream and cheer myself up. Felt like my PoE build wasn't doing
enough damage, tuned in and you know, at least I'm not doing as little damage as you are.
Same goes with wasting money. I may make bad financial decisions, but at least I'm not
throwing 10k into the void for mildly better coffee and good vibes. Sure bro, keep doing
you and inspiring others to be better.
Okay, I'm wrecked.
Sucked, but what if I do it?
61, 53, 49. Third, what?
They all suck. Just wasted my lobs.
I feel like this is got five dot originated packs, quantity, rarity.
I should get, try to get a high quantum map, right? I guess, fuck it. We'll just see this one here.
This is that boys are doing the final map.
Gloom control, wait, what?
Alright, Yolo.
This is gonna be tank-ious, fuck.
Yolo.
Here we go boys, this is my first Astralob completion.
Your sanity is not promised to you here.
You will be captured, stupid beast.
So that you'll be captured, stupid beast.
Remind me of like a Marvel one.
Oh my god, he checked the thing!
Oh my god, he checked the thing!
Then again, I think that's what I said the first time I heard him say that.
But then now I'm like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're not in here little bro.
Shut the fuck up, stupid ass mom and bitch.
You ain't in here little bro.
Jesus, help me.
Go think about this build chip, otherwise things that reduce my tax pay and shit don't
affect me.
Like all these debuffs and shit like that make him feeble like oh I get him feeble on
me doesn't affect me oh I get some deep up on me that's like whatever I just
ignore it that's not me like I'm trying to find deep like if my character can
actually run so many maps and like all this shit just I didn't know it fuck we
don't want these guys but he's got giga tank mode
these are just kind of let me this doesn't come with me rather than just
Oh my god, I'm gonna take 100 years to die.
Okay man, I got it in self.
Let's see what I'm gonna do.
The reality is, if you play PoE, no matter how long you play it for,
okay, it's like if you're having sex with someone's mom on a regular basis, right?
to the point to where it's every day and you're doing it like all the time okay initially it's
going to be Pog it's going to be very noble very new okay and then it's going to become like more
normalized to the point where it's just like you're just doing it and then it's like what the fuck
that you're just just gonna get bored right
there maybe every what beetle is in my room right now yeah he's gonna do that's on my
Oh my god, I failed the blood.
Dude, my damage is so low I couldn't kill the boss.
Wow, he de-spawned.
Alright, fuck you.
They have endurance charges, chat, and they're curse-reduced.
So they're reducing a little bit of damage, and they're resisting my curses, which are things that maybe do damage.
That's like two mods that cope me.
You can do it, chat, you battle me, chat, you battle me.
Holy shit.
Okay, what what do we get at the end here right now get some sort of special room or something where I get like an insane
Legendary Autumn?
Is that about to happen yet?
How am I trying to miss that? I guess it's at the end of the map.
Union Dominion. It's free.
Yeah, Chad, I don't even know this. This is the new in-game mechanic, so I've just completed
it. This is my first astralove I'm completing right now. I'm about to find out what goes
down when you complete one. And what I understand I'm going to get, like I remember in the video.
She was in a room and there was a bunch of uniques and shit, right?
So basically I'm about to get a little major blood.
Well, something like that anyway.
Like, what the shit?
Nothing.
My quantum shit
This is what doesn't affect these chairs actually so having a super juice blood map probably not a good
His ears draining my heart just jump because I'm a C. I build on my character
Yeah, my god does take a lot damage to burning ground for whatever reason
I don't know why but that shit just like fucking coax me the most make your wish
Let's see how that turns out for you.
Orson transmits, you goddamn right, I'm on a very strict loop built in our boys, so
I hardly ever have to see you be back to town these days.
Only for the bare shit, like Orson transmits.
Let's deal.
Okay, this should be high strants, like gigastrands, gigastrands.
I wonder if I should just turn off loot that isn't stranded, like why am I looting non-stranded
loot?
Don't drink the water.
You want to fucking wreak that?
Why the fuck am I looting non-stranded loot?
Cause I'm fucking peasant.
I'm gonna grab pantheon, I've got bleed pantheon on, I feel like I take the bleed pantheon off.
What's gonna happen is I'll just die.
Umm...
Yeah.
No honor in what you are doing.
Only hubris.
Your life has been one long life.
Why is everyone telling shit to me, brother?
They're in my head!
They're in my head!
I'm gonna use my cross.
See if we can double my blood.
come on breach bitch oh my god look at that that's how i'm a blight master by the way
i can do shit like that i can i can see it it's branching exile i know the range of the
Yeah, exactly.
The blight is trying to spread!
Just that good.
I know, Jeff.
I know.
I'm clenching. Do you guys think every delirium is helping here? Oh, I didn't move up a bit.
It's weird, it doesn't move up, but then all the time it moves up a lot. Is there a particular
mob type that does that, maybe? Oh yeah, it's working! What? It wasn't working for the longest
time and now I'm sitting delirium scanning off my blind.
Hey Goopy, a hyperbaric chamber could be the final cure for your frogs.
Since expensive, wash better.
I recommend the Airform 2.8A, very affordable, $78,000 NZ.
Joe Rogan also recommends sensory deprivation tanks, around $30,000, sure bro.
Yo, dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
dude, do you do what's fucked up is, okay, get this, I have a great champions, you've
got to go on them, like, I think most of the week, and you got to do the 19 minutes, my
god, this is go, baby, this is go, baby, each time, 19 minutes, so you're going to lose
an hour and a half every day. But the idea is that means you'll be better off and you
know you'll have like no brain frogs, right? It just cures your brain frogs. Brain frogs
just go away, right? Boom. And then you'll live longer anyway so you'll get that time
back that's a logic but still that sounds complete cancer no go lie
there go bitch oh my god lose gold man lose gold
you just got farmed you just wasted a bunch of time because you could it's
when you could just die tomorrow right at any moment so then it's like hmm it's
it really work if they can how do you find that much time in the day how do
you find that much time of the day bro I don't know man you find like a good
cop
How do you find that much time what do they say like the people who say something like
I ain't got enough time for meditating that you meditate for like twice as long
It's probably one of those angles, isn't it?
Should I just made 100,000 gold in that single fucking gold gin thing, by the way?
Apparently, Blight is really good for doing those gold things.
That was sick.
That was 100k, bro.
I mean, you need to check the blood, but I felt like 100k.
I probably, I pray with him now, you think.
That was the best advisor I've ever had.
What is this?
What are those?
What's happening?
There's a little ghost in the ground.
What are these little ghost things?
This, it comes straight over here, standing on it.
Before they're about to detonate, they should kill me.
Get at us! Burn him to the death!
To the fire!
Slow the chili chat. Boom, one down, one down, one more to go, one more to go.
One more to go.
I must have Titan to gather on the ground.
My AG is up, nice, thank you.
What is now?
What are all these cum stains?
Interesting.
What?
She'd be afraid of death because for death your character will immerse you.
Okay then, you wish you had this character in 90s isn't it bro?
You wish.
That one was pretty good.
This is it. The embodiment of her residual thought. A veritable treasure trove of information.
And yes, trinkets for you, I'm sure. Don't you worry, my friend. If my calculations are
correct, we can travel into her thoughts now that you've dealt with the threat surrounding
it.
Memory vault, dude. We're going into the vault, dude. It's really deep floor. Let's go. We're
in the boat the loop boat here we go here we go here we go
age with Boba
An appropriate concept for well-kept secrets you can use it and what am I take what you must
I'll gather the real treasure your information. He brings more than
Unicorn sight
Whoa, okay, so we're taking the we're taking the stack base right we're taking the stack base
This Isla character seems dodgy.
She's been in contact with Zana, and recently.
It's got to be the most dangerous experiment.
The performance is so bold, and frankly, dangerous experimentation.
To combine a map device with other magics like runes,
which draw power from differing alkanas.
Now that I've considered it for a moment,
it's actually inspired.
Why did I never think of that?
Different peoples created their own app devices.
The designs changed, but the functionality
was relatively constant.
Why not engineer it further?
I surmise that Zana has altered her own app device.
I'm not sure how, but they must be powerful directions
if she could reshape the app.
So quickly.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It was nice.
Presented with all the parts, most would reconstruct a machine as it originally was.
Not Isla.
Now that she is free from Templar oversight, she has reimagined what a map device can be.
In our letters she asks if I'm still alone.
In King's March she continues to tinker with Kalgu and Runes.
Through her experiments, the Atlas has evolved, amplifying the danger and bounty within.
What other Arkana could be infused with the Atlas?
If the map device is more than simply a doorway,
what aspects of the Atlas could be changed by further altering the map device's construction?
I seek an Arkana more elusive than Starlight.
When I write to her next, I will ask if these Kal'Gurans can bring me what I need.
I guess that's part of it dude.
Fuck yeah bro, why not, why not.
Alright, we're gonna take the secondicks.
Nineteen seconds, let's go!
Let's open them right now.
Holy shit!
Let's go, dude!
Zanna, please suck me to rice as I got you.
No fuck man.
you need to be doing daily ice bath cold plunges preferably on stream that's the
only way to cure the brain frogs but we all know you're too pussy to do that
make boy I'm not too pussy bitch your mom's okay I know I still know nothing
Nothing about PoE even after all these years.
But why are you leaving a snail slime trail behind you when you walk?
Artegama.
Artegama.
So, I haven't think about Artegama.
Uh, yeah.
Conjure is an icy barrier that chills him when they hit you.
You drop chill ground while moving and take less fire damage.
So just chill ground while moving and take less fire damage for the damage from all stationery.
Dude, I wonder, with Atagama and 90 max fire res, could I just survive X-Arc?
Like, imagine this.
What if I could just survive the balls?
Just take the balls to the face.
Like a champ.
What the fuck, I've got a shit ass sword thing, dude.
Take the balls to the face.
What do you guys think?
Okay, there we go, done.
Interesting.
We haven't shaped Zon as exact a plan.
Rather, we've extracted Zon as research based on the different sources she studied.
I've never experienced anything like this.
We are studying her studying.
It's thrilling.
More importantly, it's progressive.
I did not anticipate the dangers our path created,
attempting to extract her thoughts
thinned for dimensional barriers around the Atlas.
Nothing you can't handle, I'm sure.
Where are the trinkets you retrieved to your liking?
Not really.
Because I need to find more answers.
No, not really.
Kind of, kind of dog shit.
China dog shit trinkets.
Oh, do we have more of these things?
I'm going back in.
Going back into the vault, baby.
Going back into the vault.
the patient's dude like one night for the nurse bro holy shit holy shits
okay do I have any new ducats that I created any
a castle seriously did I literally ate castle at one castle I clicked eight things to get one castle
I ain't no way hey guys we have a belt how am I gonna crop this belt chat hey Quinn since we're
chasing miracle cures you should try bloodletting they stick leeches to you to suck off your brain
frogs through your skin like actual move fucking parasites people say it's fake
signs hey fuck those non-believers
that's what I cropped this
can I just roll cast on it until I get something good on the office what do you
I feel like that's pretty good.
What are you guys working?
Split it.
I haven't got a split, dude.
Split it first.
True.
Are they that rare that I want to split them though?
Can I just look more?
How rare are they?
How rare are they?
Split these nuts.
Just loot more.
I don't need this.
Still be since it's kind of insane.
Well, speaking of insane things,
let's see if I can run.
I got some mats for you, baby.
Do you think you can play to rare
a few hours a day before pause
POS and finna 2 what is POS wait well they completed faster if I have a better
guy let's get the farm g5 mapper actually
oh would you like to hire one let me just grab the next that it's if I'm just
kind of price I didn't find out tier five that's definitely tier five
smelter I'll get what's if I just kind of price what have you got 700 said the
scam isn't it I ain't but I ain't buy no scam guys I want the most economic town
possible none of these like high promising list of picks alright this
pretty cheap I'll give them the tour here's the next time I guess we're gonna
see a ball from her to table bottom handle their induction right away that's
smelting fuck I hate the new smelting bro the new smelting sucks see if my
farmers are not that expensive right? Is there a possible way of checking farmers?
300 g tier 5 yes it's complete scam. 700 now fuck that I ain't even 700 g no no no no no no
Here's the next tier 5 mapper GG noobs
So that is correct
Promising pick so I don't see yet. Okay, so let's have a look
That's our way let's do the math there so
2805 right 2805 2805 2805 2805
Did you see the new cute dog video explaining all the Kingsmark strategies and changes?
It has all the quality of life tricks.
Wait is it gonna change my, is it gonna change anything I'm doing there bro?
Look at all that.
Aw shit baby, we got full tier 5.
Is it important?
What could it possibly teach me bro?
What have you got?
I may have something to do with some secret taking there, I'll watch it.
Yeah, it's a cornucopia of talent.
Yes, we've got a promising list of picks.
It's a scam, isn't it?
Promising pick.
It's a scam.
I've got plenty more eagles to sign up
That's actually good one male for kings march
Here's the next set scam not a scam
Link the video bro link the video i'll watch it you think i want to watch it i'll watch a video i'll watch a video i don't
Watch the video
19 minutes yesterday when you read it lab you took some survival notes and asked
someone to remind you that you did that
sure my man no blit what's crazy is that I actually discovered that this is a
message from the future there's a man living in a culture in New Zealand who
is going to destroy the planet unless his brain frauds are eliminated I must
Just enter the hyperbolic time chamber and save humanity.
I hate chat.
Opa-ku-u.
Let's say there's school bus full of kids, but you have to do sexual things to a dog, things to save them.
Never mind.
But this.
I'm out!
Let's go.
Alright let's go.
One's last time you guys heard me say, hey guys, new video here.
Let's go over all the changes.
you need to know about Kings March since lastly okay we're gonna go over some
macro things first okay first things first ore and crops are now swapped okay
macro level if I were to go to a boat I send out any amount of ore it will come
back with currency okay if I were to send out any amount of crops I would get
equipment which is like different armor sets of the different slots and then you
can determine to choose what color tattoo you want, okay. I'll put a cheat sheet below
the thing so you guys can like see that if you care. Not that we can deal. Important
thing is no, they removed gem rewards, okay. So no matter what you do, you can't get a
bunch of gems in the window. No matter what you do, you can't get scarabs, okay. Big nerf
there. Scarabs are gone, gems are gone, and the other thing was statics, okay. So remember
before you send like a minimum of, we're seeing we got like 20 statics. You can't, you can't
do with crops anymore. So don't worry too much if you don't want to do the Kings
March for that or like you're sick of it. You know it's not that great. The best
thing you get is like you will get your room graphs from the Calgary
Imports and get your tattoos of the color of your choosing from these ports.
Okay that's it. You never send dust anymore with the crops because not
worth it. Or is always always worth sending dust meaning that if I were to
send 5 million, I would want 5 million of dust. All the way up to 50 million.
So basically your tool shipment value should be half dust, half ore, no matter
what. If you're gonna do the 17 million strat, that's still viable. 8.5 million
dust. If you're gonna do the 50 million strat, obviously 25 million in here.
That's the macro level stuff. Other things that you probably
care about is, do you have to do Kings March? Since the change, change it so
that if you don't ever want to step foot in Kingsmarch, you hate it, you can actually
not do it anymore. Okay, you don't have to do it at all. You save a bunch of gold, you
know, none of this like mobile game bullshit, you know, you can even block the ore on the
Atlas here, you could take this node, block all the ore, no problem. And there's only
one, there's one skin that's valuable when you block this, but like, it's so rare that
you're not actually losing like 34 C once in a while. Okay, it's not a big deal. So
macro level you don't need to do king's marching more if you hate the
mechanic okay
what else change let's go into some of the specifics okay
uh... farmers are no longer like uh... over a thousand gold per like if you
get a good farmer was four hundred these are actually kind of expensive
farmers are very cheap uh... four hundred like this is a four hundred five
hundred times eighteen farmers
you need to see that if you want to do it
they swapped to be uh... the cost right though the higher cost
is now in the smelters other six of them so you can see the smelter cost
is a little bit higher because smelting ore
is what is going to
uh... give you five times the value they are going to spend this mechanic
in case you're completely new
uh... if i were i don't have any or right now to some of the strategy but if i
did
this or
uh... one or becomes one bar when the smelter smelts it
and one bar is worth
uh... five times
the or
okay that's why that's what's important is it's not the time for it
you know you get the same value
So I'm going to show you something right here.
What?
Like the, um, the bristian bar.
Okay.
Let's type in one bristian bar.
Uh, wait, why is that 25 billion dollars?
Jesus Christ.
Um, one bristian bar is 90.
Okay.
If I were to type in one thing, it's like that divided by five.
Well, that's, that's 16.
Um, so make sure that when you're doing this, okay.
Do not just send the or, okay.
If you do want to do the strategy, never send the or just either wait for it to
convert or if you're doing like my strat, we're like,
like this ore, you're gonna farm way too much
and it's like outscaled by the time you have,
where it can never smelt in.
You do the scarab and just only get bars, okay?
But only send bars because it's five times value.
That also matters for this.
A quick thing about, this isn't actually a change
from previous leak, but maybe some people care about this.
When there's a bounty, okay?
Let's just say this ore chalcum.
It says that's 40,000.
That is based on the ore amount.
It's not based on the bar amount.
So if you were to type in 40,000 bars,
it's actually 200,000, okay?
So divide the amount for the bounty by five,
and that's how much ore.
So, for example, 40,000 divided by five is 8,000.
So if I were to send 8,000 of this ore chalcum,
it completes the bounty, okay?
I know why they did it like that,
because the picture shows the ore and the bars.
I have no idea why they did it like that.
Wait, so when you send it, wait, if it's a 50,000 reward,
wait, no, if it's a 25,000 reward, you send 5,000.
If it's a 25,000 reward, you send, okay.
What the fuck?
Okay, well, I've never sent that much, ever.
I guess I'll send it when I'm done.
That's not very intuitive, okay?
Another huge change when we look at these
from the previous league is the bounties can be re-rolled.
Okay.
Oh no, is it going to?
No!
Is my stream going, am I back?
Am I back?
Wait, when did it go down?
What part did it go down?
Nothing bro, no.
Okay, was I talking about the bounties?
Okay, okay, let's go over again.
The bounties have changed in 3.28 Mirage
from the previous leagues, okay?
What it does is, you can now use 15,000 gold to re-roll it.
So I'll just do an example right here
because I don't really care about this one.
So you see how this one says blue xanthemum,
perissium, orish chalcum, okay?
Let's say this was three crops, right?
And crops are garbage.
So you go, hmm, I'm about to set up a massive shipment, okay?
I'm gonna re-roll it, boom, look at that.
Now, this is a huge change
Because what would happen before is because you weren't farming both things equally, you
might complete one line of the bounty and for the entire rest of the league, you could
not finish the bounty because you just didn't have that thing.
So you get the bounty one time and that's it.
So now you can guarantee that every single ore or big boat that you send has three things
matching your ore.
Isn't that crazy?
So you're getting a bonus.
Basically what it does is like the Bound just gives you extra like discrete items that that that thing would have given you.
So in this example, let's just take this example, right?
If I were sending it now, my Varisium and my Ori Chelcom is now has a has a huge bonus on it.
Isn't that crazy? Obviously you want to reroll until that Orgore falls off.
I'm a little bit low on gold, so I'm not going to reroll for this for this explanation.
But you would reroll until the three things match any of the three things that you are sending.
Okay, and it's good enough.
That is a huge do not forget to do this because it's just free currency
Okay, so for the other thing match up any three or it doesn't really matter and then just go okay
So you can reroll that for other things in the patch notes. There were new scarabs. Okay, actually no
I'm gonna talk about that in a second. I'm gonna talk about this first
Okay, free car. Hey, I'm not gonna shoot me
When when we're looking at the different ports, okay?
Okay, here's another thing that you have to do.
Never ever send a 50 million boat here.
Okay, why is that?
If you do, your risk is unavoidable at 10%.
There's nothing you can do about this little red bar
that'll show up that says 10% chance of risk.
And risk can be really bad, okay?
You can just delete half your crops.
Bad things can happen.
This is the only port we gotta worry about that.
If you just send it to any of these other ports,
as long as this bar says 0% risk,
It doesn't matter like what shipment dudes you have,
doesn't matter the rank, doesn't matter how many you have,
as long as the bar says 0% chance,
you can send the boat, okay?
So what are we doing with these different points?
Well, I would say right now,
the things that you need to pick, okay?
Because there's not like a, like a,
like a this is the best strategy.
When you're thinking about picking,
do you want rune graphs or do you want tattoos?
And then when you think about tattoos,
you're basically thinking about like,
You can go look at the values of the two's and like the really good green ones like the suppressed one are like super rare
And the blue and the red ones as of right now day five of the league do have a few tattoos that are much more common than
The green good tattoos, but they're like it's still like 100 to 400 C or something. It's crazy, right?
So it's up to you. Do you want like a big dick drop or or more consistent things that are still a little bit of money, right?
Overall, it doesn't really matter
Where you send it, okay?
Okay, another idea that you have to follow when doing these boats is you never ever mix
crop with oars for any reason whatsoever.
So like I said before, the two best writers are 17 million boats with half dust half ore
or 50 million boats being half dust half ore.
Never ever put crops with your oars in any scenario.
And then when you're sending crops, okay, when you're sending crops, you are also deciding
what little bonus reward you're getting.
So it's either tattoos or ring graphs.
It does not matter how much you send it.
This is one of the most common questions I get is what, what number do you send, right?
What mix of things do I send?
It doesn't matter.
You're just going for the total value because like the crops are so nerfed that you just
send whatever you got, right?
Just don't send any dust.
Like for me, I could easily just send 1.4 million or or or if I sent
No pun intended by like or if I sent 3.7 million, there's literally no difference. It doesn't actually matter
If you're selling early on you're like sending more a split of more boats
It's slightly better to get like 50,000 goals. They get common deer. Okay. That's like a small thing
But it doesn't really matter when you're going into here
This is a change that was implemented last week
I'll talk about it because a lot of people don't know about this.
When you're farming, these workers only go to level five, okay?
And the workers, not only do they only go to level five, they buffed this role.
This role is 4,000 gold reduced, and this role is way better than this role.
Okay, this role will generate faster and more, it will get you easier level five workers
and everything than this.
So just never click on this button.
Only click on this button for re-rolls to get your level five, okay?
Let's see.
Let's see, talk about the farmers, talk about the smelters, a quick like mechanical thing, like a little quality of life thing, is if you don't know, when you put your smelters in one of the things, it doesn't mean they only do that thing.
They will do everything, but they'll go from the rarest to the least rare.
So let's say I had like 100,000 of each or it would do the bristium first, then all these.
So, so just for like ease of like seeing what level you have when you're starting out, just put them all in one thing, put them all in bristium, and they will mine.
They will smell all the way down.
You don't need to split them.
Okay.
It's totally fine.
The same applies to the miners that you can put 12 miners in there.
So you can easily see where you need to level up the level fives and like you
maybe want to replace like some really dog shit, um, uh, workers that have a
mapping icon that makes them expensive and you can see them all in one place.
And they'll still mine from most rare all the way down the line.
You don't need to micro that.
Okay.
So just do that.
That's a little, that's a little thing right there.
Um, another thing is when you see, I go up manually and I speak the
Because by eye I get that I don't check where you know, you want to go right up a guy talk to the guy
I don't do it to let no map you. Let me just reroll once I can show you maybe actually I can show you right here
Never buy a worker like a farmer or a smelter or something that you're actually using that has like this mapper on it
Because the mapper early on you can't buy it's dead. I this guy
I don't know why you told me to link this guy check this guy does for new Brita's guys this guy does for new Brita's
But you think that the guy's 10% is gonna like be paying over paying his workers dog
Relax relax, buddy relax relax. I'm good. We ain't doing that
We ain't do we ain't doing any of this stuff guys actually sustained gold that easily so early on when you add a mapper to your main job
It jacks up the cost like you get like a little five voter for like three or four
I literally just sold a guy I replaced the dude because I worked out after
But two days I would actually get my money back on the upfront cost
Okay, I just and it was like they were the exact same thing one guy was just cheaper
And I fired the guy who had been working there hard a hard job. There's like, you know what?
He's he's $200 an hour extra. It's this I worked out that enough and it literally two days
It palms up off to replace this guy now
Which is why I'm reply I did at the end of the day we get and guess what?
tier five, tier five, smelt a guy, you're fired, you're fired. Get the fuck out of
here. Get the fuck out of here fucking scamming little bitch. Scammer. Do you know what I
need? I need to find that. I need to find it. We need a real cheap. We need to grab
this guy. He's not cheap. We need just another real cheap. I'm going to grab a
stupid cheap. I'm going to chat 380. That's worth it. I actually broke. Now she
broke. So we should get away. She's going to start mapping 400 or look at this.
Just because this mapper or you sometimes a disenchanter to being tagged on makes the wage insane. Okay, so
You'll kind of figure that out
But just be careful that because if you slaughter let's say you slaughter like this boat guy, okay?
It'd be worse on a farmer, but you're gonna be paying that gold forever because you're gonna forget about it, right?
So just be careful about that
Things to hold in here
You're gonna have boat guys because they will die and then you want to have a bunch of map if you are running mappers
You want to have like a reserve of mappers here because like they're gonna die too
When it comes to mappers, what you're trying to go for here, because we have the new Wastones,
is you don't choose the map, so you can't choose the diff card anymore, okay?
So you don't need to worry about that. Every Waston works.
If you're looking for the best mapping strat, buy really dog shit 8-mots from Acing trade,
just buy a few hundred of them. They should be 2 or 3 C each.
Fuckin' great league andies.
Give your market 8-mots in order to guarantee a 1% chance to die on these.
I believe it's 5 level 5s and 1 level 4, I believe.
And if you're doing like the higher ones like the nightmare ones it might be a little bit more
But like but just get level fives and you'll be totally fine here. Okay by eight mods put them in there
You'll get a ton of divines from this it costs a lot of gold though. So just be careful of that, okay?
And if they get kidnapped it's good because 50 50,000 gold. Okay. What else has changed?
What else has changed about this Calgary thing? Let's go over the these things because with this this is what people care about, right?
Right here. Let's go over these
One two three four and this game
I don't know why I wasn't this chat that it was a new take in here, bro
So I'm watching it and now we've committed and now we've committed bro. I'm waiting for the new tick
I'm waiting for the secret tick
I'm way at this point. He'll wait for the secret. I've come I could just skip it. It's for noobs. This is a god for noobs, bro
This is this is a for noobs
Scares and stuff and how they interact. This scared right here. You don't need to do this
Are you on YouTube right you might be on YouTube right now? Yeah, say everyone say hi
Everyone say okay. Yo, this one don't use this one
Okay, the reason that you use to use is because you can massive value right to initial or deposits here
The reason you use this one is because you skip one step, right? So you you no longer
longer. Oh shit all the sounds are fucking. This one.
What is this? Weave shit. But why is it disgusting? We've
shit. I don't have to click off this video. Why is it
disgusting? Okay, so here's the mandatory ones for like if
you're going to do the strat with sellers, right? Remember,
you can completely no teams march unless you're going to do
this. I must admit this is pointless information for me
guys with some good shit. I don't know. I'm not with some
good shit. This is a little Atlas triad shit guys. Guys, this
This is a good video, great video, if you shoot at video games and you don't know the
basic mechanics of the thing, or if you're on trade league and you want to just buy
scarabs, you want to buy scarabs, guys, it's good video, let me link that to the video
to the people who, let me link it to the people who, let me link the video guys, so it's good
for, so I'm not on trade league, so I can't buy scarabs, I can't buy any more maps, I
can't do any other stuff, ultimately the way you use Kings March and SSFHC, you got brick
maps you put it into the map guys they run the brick maps for you that's so
good and then again Julie you get a bunch of scarce builds up and then
eventually you can do some scare bullshit but like that's way later bro way
later I have scarce blocks on my atmosphere I don't even loot scarce I
I don't even loot them because I can't even drop them bro.
That's like it.
I'm Elkin going baby. I'm the one Astralob farming right now.
We got time for this.
I'm just trying to get my watch down you know what I'm saying?
Missbleeds start streams, chat. How many Ubers down already?
Can someone please bring me up to speed?
Or provide some time stamps for uber fights? Sure
I have people who can games a lot of this you're incorrect
If you think that that's uh, yeah, you've obviously have no idea about the video game
It was like a I mean basically the look at this like water section they add another game for hyper meta you get ultra turbo characters
We stir wrong I might make one of those characters is Lee you see
This could be one of these leagues that I decide to make one of these games.
Definitely not their accounts.
Right now, we're just trying to, right now I'm focusing on getting the washstones baby. That's what we're focusing on doing.
Yeah, my goal right now is to try, right now I want to get washstones and some upgrades.
Two minutes, I actually can change my atlas. I think I've got enough shit. I've got one thing as I don't wait
Right now I'm farming a cluster jewels and I'm trying to get another quarter belt
You know, so I have a second belt
And I'm also getting oil so I get no like the belt with some insane shit, right?
Thing is wait anime guardian, um early weakness on a hit
Let's think here.
Is that a glove implicit?
Or is that a...
Is that not?
I know Temp change on it.
I can definitely do that.
Is it a glove implicit?
Another weakness on it.
I know there's base crits.
I know this vulnerability.
I already have exposure. I don't need exposure.
Be bitten, Aaron.
Yeah, I'm saying is it is element of weakness
a corrective blood blood implicit?
Something do I really want to annoy to chat?
Do I really want to be that guy that annoys?
I must have time to have a fucking extra curse and then I have to cast an extra curse on every mob.
Sounds kind of canceling to me.
And especially if I get this deal with an anime guardian.
I'm gonna check now, because it seems like no one actually knows so I'm gonna just do it myself.
Uh, classic chat.
We shall go here, we shall go to...
Gloves.
Which I look at
By a little bit plus it at Lee wing is on that
So I totally could get
Wait what would I need I need windscreen boats
We can't just name it for an additional curse.
Is he gonna live though with those boots?
I doubt it, right? I feel like he's just gonna die.
Two two crones, man. Two crones.
Good luck getting that. One scream. I feel like one scream is a very... I can get one scream.
That does not matter, right? I've had one scream drop before.
Charisma boots. I don't know how consistent you...
How consistent do you think that's really gonna be, right, like...
Cause he has to walk up and melee the dude, but then he walks up and ma- I mean, it's insane, right?
Wait, does the AG even need an additional curse?
It's his curse, my curse, I think it is, right?
Let's actually look at Amity Guardian.
My other main gunner does not share your customer and has a default customer to one which can
be increased through Kroganos.
The guardian is out of the sight of the character as someone who runs the gym itself, they didn't
hear a thing.
Hey!
Somebody, I can just chuck the curse on that bitch!
GG.
Which dog is a handsome man with a very nice radio broadcast voice but his videos are too complicated.
They are too advanced for a casual dad gamer like me.
I have to recommend my favorite streamer Crane69 for any new players wanting to learning
the basics.
That video guide was literally for new players.
He's telling you like to don't buy expensive guys.
Like put your dudes on the job that they're assigned to do.
I mean, no, he did a good, it was a good synopsis of like the changes they've made, but like, you know.
I was expecting like, oh, you send these orcs in this one place and you get like broken rewards specifically.
It's more like, oh yeah, just two bounties.
So that's how it was back in the day. It was like send blue van theorem with like two other things
To this bullshit, and then you just have impetus
Well that thing around so crazy bro. What the fuck I
Hate how much of a minute grand doesn't mean that's crazy a minute grand affects me as much as it does when I have 88 virus
What the hell imagine if I did not have 88 virus
Holy crap, that would be scary as hell, bro
But in ground it's just nuts damage
It does evaporation my guy, if I had to know where he is I'd be getting a fuck.
What did I know?
What did I know, please?
Please, please tell me.
I bet you was chatting this, when you're a good gamer like me,
you can't already know a fuck ton about the video game, you know, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
I'm confused as to what you are trying to upgrade.
Looks like you are just running maps hoping RNG gives you a blessing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So, wait.
Okay, so there's a particular Clussy Jills that can drop with 12 passes, right?
Make your wish.
So you've got, basically, Clutsy Jules just dropped randomly, right?
So I'm just doing Delirium every time every map, right?
Just do Delirium.
And then I'm trying to get a minion cluster with 12 passives, and I'll have 85, it would
be great.
You know, that's the dream.
And then I'm trying to do, you'll see I'm doing my Blights, right?
I'm doing my Blights, which then have a chance of throwing this quartered belt.
and
The quarter belt is basically this anointing about
Yes, I don't know what I want to annoying cuz I can do modern reservation shit
Or I could do
The other thing I am right next to another modern reservation wheel right
And then I can anoint myself another mono reservation thing
Which then I could also get more or effects and the more or effect I could get the more insane
and my work.
Yeah, no, the mechanics on farming just happened naturally.
I don't really have to do anything.
I just do my block and run my Deleurian,
and then they're just waiting for the drone.
And then, yeah, I am just running maps,
which gives me a guarantee, which gives me the ability to do more shit.
As far as I probably could go out of this though,
because I have got eight quarter belt and I have got eight cluster jewels.
I just want more, because my cluster jewels can't shit.
And I only have one quarter belt, so I really want to do that.
And I don't even have gold boils to do the insane annoyance.
So...
It's hard to say what it's worth.
I-I-I feel like it's like, you know, before I change my strat.
I just pull sand in this strat first, right?
I think if I beat the boss, I get plus 1 Delirium Award.
If I can beat him in time, NOOOOOOO!
That counted, bro.
That counted. Fuck you.
I am no beast of burden.
Fuck you
But yeah, no, no, no, I am I am officially blasting maps. So yeah, I guess you're wondering
Is it weird that I'm doing maps instead of sitting my heart out? Is that what you're saying?
You're saying that hey
Why is he not in his heart out?
Why is he just doing maps like I don't like that
I don't like that he's just doing maps.
Cause I am trying to do maps.
That is a goal for today is to try and do maps.
Cause I often get derailed and distracted
and I'm re-rolling and I'm doing all this stuff.
And right now, my character's in a happy place
where he's actually able to clear maps.
So I'm kind of just, I am just, yes, you are correct.
I am doing maps.
You know?
That is correct.
There's not adding any more damage to these fucking things.
Sub-13 min- dude I'm blasting the maps baby.
13 minute map in this bitch.
Expeditions get- wait can they drop the scarabs?
I don't think they can bro.
Dude am I a noob for having that fucking scarab- that note that says scarabs can't
drop?
I think I am at this point bro.
I've got my whole Atlas explored now.
I probably should make Scarif start dropping.
I'm just like, you know, it's one of those things where it's just kind of convenient
to have those 20 nodes.
And then using the fucking Scarif is kind of like, eh.
You gotta think about it, bro, you know, and you gotta stack it up, and then because you're
You're taking scars, well you want to do the map with more mods and spend all this time,
bro.
I fought the new league boss, yes I've killed the guy.
I did not get, I got the weird ass star thing.
You got this.
The boss doesn't mean dude, he's not, he's just like a new side boss.
He's not like a, I mean I have no idea what the fuck is even going on.
Kind of just ramming around in circles and then yeah.
Let's have a look at minion.
So I got one minion jewel and it's a minion life jewel.
Interesting.
I killed it, they hit this guy's dead bro, he's done, he's done.
Okay, I think Chad wants some upgrades, let's get some upgrades.
Okay, how the fuck do I make my weapon, no shit, I need like, some of this cannot be
changed.
Hey, wait, I've got it!
Wait, I've got it!
I don't have multi-mode though.
Let me think, yeah.
What?
Let's go to Krax Vexil, chat.
I think Moldeumot is kinda lame.
But it's kinda like basic as fuck, right?
Krax the Gusion, ask a gigigigigigigigigas.
He, a T.E.B.
Let's go gigigas the...
...import item.
Aim me later.
Alright wait, suffix is, cannot be changed.
Plus one.
So what could I force roll here Chet, tell me how to make a force roll.
It's got Harvestcraft and Alcindor too, as I do in Alcindor.
I get about 7x, I unveil it, it's quite nice.
Very quite nice.
But now it's bricked.
Let's go back, see what that does.
The lead squin the god gamer multi rank one gladiator senpai to Alcazar with arc and wizard soon to be 10 tenths beast
The sucks are though do do do
And then I do like half as far as something this is shit. This is shit
This shit. Let's just see what I get though. Let's see if we get to chance. We got that
I'm not
Plus one to do fast build games damn it
If you were a fire cock you'd be happy with this wouldn't you chat if you damn that would be a pretty good one
This would be pretty damn good.
Plus one all double-bought multi
Flat fire
Plus under fire spell gems and it's like all the time
Now I think multi mod right maybe multi mod is a play
Okay, let's go back
undo undo so we can we change scaring orb right and then we get enough of this
and we just go mod
right and then we just do minion
prefix
You're going to use the essence right?
Nah.
How much of min damage?
54% damage.
Okay, wait.
This is fire damage?
Craft.
54.
It's literally the same thing.
54. It's literally the same thing.
Well, that's kind of craft here, chat. Well, that's kind of craft. Can I see crafting
bench? Can I see crafting bench? There's a way to do crafting bench only. I want to
just see crafting bench.
No, not my interrecipes. No, my interrecipes. Please, pray for this. I just want to appreciate
I think it makes you motherfucker so you keep on fighting if you don't fight
them you can't do million damage
yeah you can't do million and five damage you can't do any other million
stuff
Oh damn it for time.
That's dog shit though.
Manna.
I guess Manna is- Manna gives me armor and shit.
Plus she's still good at gyms.
I guess I could be good for auras maybe.
of quality
has come to be evaded you can use this
that way
you can save one point of the tree
is really damaged at the time is that it? is that really it?
So I can do this.
I can do this.
And then I can slam it at the end.
The fight against this fellow is fuck you dude.
Good slam, good slam.
Fuck you dude.
Well, LogSephix reforge is at AS, where were we?
LogSephix reforge AS?
It doesn't really go, we'll try that.
Reforging.
Wait, it can just break there, right?
You describe it can break kind of just fill up my pre-pixels and I'm cooked
Can we get the lowest possible chance we roll
It can fill up pre-pixels right
And you can get cast beat as well
There's a five-imaging and nine-chance that goes up to 60.
Ah.
Looks like there's something that's available for five,
so it's made in cocktail.
Let's see if it works.
So we get cast speed.
OK, so unlucky we got cast speed.
We didn't get a text speed.
It didn't break.
OK, and then we do.
And then okay, so I didn't break GG
And now we're gonna go suffix again
Now try this fail door, let's see what happens available a little bit
It can only be a prefix
five damage chance at night
How often does it happen though?
Not bricks, right? But I guess you just do it again.
So then it bricks, and then you go, oh, something's got to be changed.
Just do it again.
Oh, you can't bail it, already bailed.
Oh, you have to scar it again.
And then you have to add it again, and then you have to bail it a little bit again.
And I missed again, so now you're cooked again
So that break again I got a my to dev gone Scout to dev gone
gone. Mr. Gann. Two have gone. Two have gone. Didn't get it. No, this is not happening,
There's no way, there's no way.
Two have gone.
Two have gone.
Still didn't get it.
Two have gone.
Two have gone.
Oh come on, I better get it again.
Okay, two have gone.
Two have gone.
Oh yeah, we got minion damage, minion life.
Usable.
And then we get this to fire damage.
Oh wait, can't do fire damage.
We just do damage at a time.
This one ends up with a usable mod, right?
It ends up with one usable mod, but it could be cast speed instead of attack speed.
And I could use all my defences and it could just fail.
I can block while unveiling, true.
True, I didn't block, I didn't block.
Okay, I'm just rolling, I need a bio-chat, I need a bio-
Get your Pong chance ready, we may be doing some divine delusions in a second.
I got your Pong chance ready!
50 months of brain damage.
We have a lot of free time.
We invented Lord of the Rings.
We invented the Lord of the Rings.
Ababa, we make a little coffee. Make the best video coffee.
Ababa, make the best video coffee.
All praise be to the Lord, Pappatiti, Father of all to the Lord.
god damn god man my fucking rats and mice are my god damn god
who the hell he think he is
who the hell he think he is
god damn it
okay boys
dude losing my dick is gonna be so
by the way
holy fuck
that dick's gonna suck
that dick's in it carries me bro
I'm scared to even type that off
for a millisecond
Hey, wait, I can move my side and go along the side guiding to here.
Tamish Jail doesn't need to get somewhere else.
Oh fuck.
It seems so stupid to be right to move him out.
space you can see you got menu lots and shit in there and the other middle army
do you guys think I should have him on the customer second chat? I feel like I
should right he just needs to be on laptop
This needs to be a laptop.
Wait, so that means to the end, then... wait, that goes into the end?
No, it sucks.
How come that stupid fucking golem dies, man?
Minum life, I mean, I got it, I'm a little army free from the specter.
Minum life, I mean, I got it, I'm a little army free from the specter.
They tend to get only this anymore.
They tend to get only that little army anymore.
But then maybe that is carrying them, right?
Maybe that is carrying them and it's just useful because it's like Max resin shit
You know
He's a boards I wonder what is Reza's right now, can I see what is Reza's?
Okay, can I see what this fucking raise is?
Skills.
Calcs.
Uh, someone's trying to go along.
Will this tell me the stats?
What's the specific stats?
Okay, specific stats.
Curse limit one.
It's cooldown one.
Curse him at one.
Kill down one.
Uh, Cox.
We got it.
Stun him.
Tremaine stats.
Where's the minion? Where's the minion?
how do I find this fucking stats boys please tell me
blind can you guys see it are you able to see his stats
That's not him, right?
Oh, is that my minion?
Elemental army.
Bonerang.
That's him.
Wait, that is him.
Wait, so what am I not total 84 max?
Wait, so what the fuck?
What the fuck? Why is he dying? Wait, if his wrist is capped, what the fuck is he dying?
Wait, I'm sorry dude.
Do I have leech rate? Wait, does he have leech rate? Wait, what's his life?
His life is 10,000, bro.
2% region minion, sectorized 1% region, 1 region, so if I give him like a defensive specialization
but I can give him plus 8 overs, is there any minion cucks in the chat and we know does
Does this even do anything for a one length damage golem?
Well eight reyes is pretty big but then you need to live on reyes, we're worried.
And you should have a 5% of life on minion death.
Then he goes up to 84 reyes.
He goes up to 84 res, which is like his max is 87.
I mean, that would be kind of insane, right?
If I could just get a bit more minion res,
but then where the fuck do I get a little bit more
minion res, my minions?
Yeah, plus four max, right?
With the minion life here.
Ask Azir to fix your build.
Hell no, dude, hell no, hell no, hell no.
Dude, I need to get speck decked while off as well.
Oh my God.
What if I go to town real quick and take these fuckers out where they can't be squandered and then put them back in that should be fine
I'll do the matter to do do do do do do do do do they cannot maintain my shit. Where are we?
Spick there respect you
Oh, you're just gonna bust a chat. It's all my shit. I'm doing it did fuck it
Fuck it dude, fuck it.
You got to double it, you got to double it.
Gazi, play a track.
Like I'm begging Gazi for this hack, can you have a listen?
I ain't...
No, no, no, no.
I ain't begging.
Don't feel, don't feel no check.
What you talking about, bro?
Okay, let's find out.
Do you think this is gonna be a difference?
If there was a way I could just get minion res, it would be insane.
I think it's down here though, isn't it?
Wait, is it like a minion res wheel near me?
I need a I need a single thing that says minion res
Suffix suffix prefix minion damage minion life
Well cuz chat minion res right is minion life
Because I have this helmet
I'll do double carding my helmets, by the way, it's insane.
Giga.
I should've went... I'm getting derailed, I'm getting derailed, I'm getting derailed.
What am I doing to you? I'm getting giga derailed, I'm getting ultra derailed.
Modifiers, modifiers.
Uh...
Armor...
Where jewelry glows, body armor is...
Cox my ass, where are we?
Fucking stupid. Hell. What the hell with the fuck body on his helmets. Okay. Yeah, we get a lot strength
Plus who's talking to the alien origins first James
Minion James so I get plus two minion
Plus two duration could you imagine that chat with four levels?
each little one the holy strike is legit insane 611 divide by I think it's like 10% basically
I might do it.
It's fucking ass bro, that is fucking ass, okay, do you know what?
One, two, three, four.
Yes, I'm that good, actually, you're mine.
Why is he telling us so much?
Uh, wait, what do you mean I'm- why am I stealing?
Wait, chat was criticizing me for doing too many maps, so I'm trying to do something that's not maps right now.
I'm trying to do some optimizing.
I'll see you in my-
OH MY GOD!
YOU WERE LITERALLY SAYING I'M JUST ONLY DOING MAPS!
I'm only doing maps, I was like, okay, let's do something that's not maps.
I was getting criticized, YES!
That's why I decided to stop doing maps for a bit!
There was a guy complaining about maps!
So I was like, okay, let's do a fucking upgrade!
Literally go take the Vaughn!
Vaughn!
bro
this guy will play with you guys
fucking hell
fucking hell, okay
I was on to something I was getting to write up by multiple things this is on that's on
everything's on what horizontal and even seen it or is off spit is there I did I need to get
you spake this as well I did this so much I can do for my character man that
comes on this map isn't it yeah it is
bro literally he's like why are you just doing maps all day it looks like you
just rang maps and I was like okay I'm gonna do something different I'm gonna
get some shit please do not make you have this stakes your own
notable army minutes after the norway's minutes after the actual
maybe I'll do it because I do not have that where's that
oh my god dude
Oh my god, dude, that's...
Let's just say, with this max rare shared, I need another minion rare source though.
I need another single source of minion rears.
Did that golem just take so much fucking damage, bro?
Just look at him.
Why, crazy?
He just takes so much damage.
It doesn't matter what you do, he just like gets fucked up, doesn't it?
Well, the other men didn't seem to be chilling pretty hard, but that golem is just like, nah, bro, I'm just gonna die, homie.
I think I'm just gonna die and ain't nothing you can do to stop me, really.
I think he doesn't actually do this, this time golem, right? I think he does for one and a shit.
Look at this ice-pea bow, look at this ice-pea.
And there he goes.
Why is there any MMS?
Oh, the shot, the shot, the shot, the shot, the shot.
Hey, Max Riz with Eliyami, right?
That's pretty fucking good.
And then we need to do it.
Eliyami is on my, uh, animate guide-in, right?
Once I get my animate guide-in, there's no reason they're dying.
I think getting Elemant-
Gadi and Elewing, this is just so big.
Wait, is there any other course my AG could do?
Nah, think about it.
That could be useful.
So I'm gonna cast my ability because I want it to be potent.
Yeah.
Is there any other course you could cast?
Because let's see.
If he could do...
something like...
Tim Chains, but that wouldn't increase my damage.
It would just be kind of like it's slowing down a little bit.
Take when one question, why are you only mapping and never bother to actually upgrade your gear?
My goal is fucking getting hit, my goal is fucking getting hit, that's me, bro.
Oh no, not as spent.
You stupid ass bitch.
I could have a weaker that would like make him
let pop up whenever he was to die maybe I'd put that would be okay with it though
but I ain't got no weaker demon pistols
Fallenborn ass-in-ass touch.
I need single-tacket damage.
CHOOOOOOT!
STOP SPAMMING THAT E-MOAT!
YOU KNOW!
The one with the yellow-looking man-dam giving that coy face
where he gracefully wiggles his bubble butt.
Oh my god, I wish I could just put my face in those assets.
Oh, ass 11, ass 11, ass 11.
Give me that ass 11, ass 11.
I definitely need the other weakness.
It's literally the other weakness.
It's the biggest thing I can get.
Other weakness.
It's 30% more damage.
It's so big, isn't it?
And now that I've got this node that's keeping my AG alive, right?
Well, you're going to have all that res.
I mean, how's he ever going to die, right?
There's no way you can speak of this.
That is such a shit in a pair of nodes.
Wait, you- this is worth taking. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This wheel here is cracked, right?
Come up for the energy when you fucking block the chill damage.
What, did you get a 2 point jewel, so I'll get?
Nah, it's not worth it, is it, Chad?
This is probably a Clossy Jewel.
I'll be here as a Clossy Jewel.
I'm
classy jill
minion survivability
maybe
I'm thinking about classy
I'm thinking about clussies
I'm thinking about classy shit
Hmm
Brunching exile
Coming through like a little chokehold bro. They are gonna get fucked up, bro. Good luck. Good luck
So into me man
I legit I legit stop doing match because people were saying I was doing too many maps and then it's like dude
then the second I'm like trying to do some upgrades and shit you guys saying
why is he not doing any mess it's like dude I'm going insane the reality is I'm
gonna do it the fuck I want fuck this shit ultimately if I want to some
upgrades I'm gonna do some maps there's some apps I did pretty awesome apps
wagon we doing lots of maps
I'm just gonna deal with it you're gonna deal with it it's what it is
I saw him enter the first ever T-17 map like two days ago
Wait what wait it's in the Indian fortress the other day like what day did he enter the
fortress?
Oh for it man.
He did not kill all of us at day one dude.
You know kill all of us at day one and ultimately dude if you want to know why you don't want
I'm gonna ask that question go back to the start of today's board is that full-on discussion about it
Which I'm not gonna go into again because it's you look so now chat look what's happening
Look at that. Thank you. No, right? How else do I reply to that outside of the conversation?
We had at the start of today's dream
You know
You there, local, come here.
I thought it was a Usain Bolt though. It's a combination of Usain Bolt and I'm riding a bicycle bro.
Again, we're not playing the same game.
Take you to the tier 1 sub to shift.
We're not talking about this, I'm glad you didn't ask me.
But wait, he ended... I don't understand, how could he possibly have killed...
Wait, I can't tell if you guys are joking or not by the way.
I'm on his league, and it said they've ended a T-17 map for the first time like a day ago.
Oh, are you buying trade league?
I know he's not.
Ah.
Oh, then okay, yeah, well then, trade league's a mean girl.
Like, they do everything on trade league on day one.
yeah guys check the start of this one ultimately at the end of the day
i don't need to go into this whole explanation as to like the character i'm playing the build
i'm doing everything i'm doing is different it's just a different game bro i'm playing it i am
literally playing a different game i see bf going into this conversation again i've heard it a hundred
times i've tried to explain it it gets warped
People always try and make some bullshit up.
CBF.
It's going to have to be the main mastermind domain.
I like the other game.
People who think they've played Terraria and AC SSF, permaworldily, as a mastermind domain
thing, who thinks that?
So if you think that you're cooked
You think if you think it's mastermind like it's literally pointless
I I like I think Valheim is a dog shit game the second you don't play in high-core I
Think terraria is a dog shit game the second it's not high-core. I just I'm bored. I'm not interested in just I'm not inspired
I don't say I just I just I just don't even have fun
The second I don't play, I have to. There has to be a lose condition and there has to be stakes.
But these types of games, for me to enjoy that like, survival grind. Without that,
it does not feel like I'm surviving. It just feels like, okay, it's a guaranteed thing that
I'm just reversing through and say, whatever, I can do that, I guess. But it's not the barge,
or it's got nothing to do with, like, just like me doing my builds of other exiles,
Well, if I'm not doing my way of Wacky Builds, I'm not having fun.
It's just got nothing to do with my own domain.
It's just how I like to play the game, bro.
Chet, I am literally retated.
You cannot say that the same rules apply to me than anyone else playing HC, SSF.
It doesn't matter if other people did Ubers on day one.
They are not me.
I share a brain cell with the mole in my coffee machine.
Ahhhh!
Medium plus he builds now dude? Okay, still not what I need but uh, he'll take it.
There's a bit of a hella amount of plus he's.
I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. I'm not mad at what I was. Who do you think I am?
I must have time to gather my blood.
Big time.
Yeah, I do like that. I do like that a lot.
Oh, did my King's March just stop farming, by the way? I need to go to my King's March and donate money.
Dude, that should be my goal. Oh my God, that should be my goal.
I should have a minimum amount of mats I run an hour by maintaining a permanent mapping crew. It's a single mapping crew 24-7
That should be my goal right and that will force me to do enough maps
Just maintain not like five mapper setups just one map setup
You understand
52 years punk.
Oh wait, I'm gonna get my loot.
Uh, I'm gonna boost charge.
I guess we're just dropping these gloves on them now? They're probably shit anyway bro.
Don't you want to check them probably shit anyway?
I'm getting stung with my embryo and I'm getting stung like right now with my embryo.
When he's like, I hate it, I hate it, I hate that shit.
I want to reply so bad.
I'm thinking about so many analogies right now, it's a real life.
You might as well do almost nothing in life, because something else exists that's technically
bitter or fast enough.
So why would you ever do that other thing?
I can give you numerous, innumerable examples to the uptick degree of building crazy amounts
of examples.
It's such a logical argument.
Why is that?
why is that? why are cars faster than pop dogs?
I don't know man, you tell me why. Why is a biker playing faster than a push scooter?
Why is that? Does anyone know why this drag racing car that can go 0-100 in 2.5 seconds
seconds as faster than the guy on a skateboard?
Is anyone not like, why are you even using a skateboard bro?
Like it's way slower than a drag racing car bro.
Why are you doing a skateboard?
You must have stuck on skateboards bro.
Are you doing soccer on the weekend?
You know that there's like Ronaldo exists right?
And he's playing a game and Ronaldo's like, can chop the balls into the thing for my
stuff.
Even saying anything then
How much better is Ronaldo compared to the average soccer player?
Not even that much better
Like it's even it's even 5x
How much better can he kick a ball into a thing I feel like he's I think the top top top athletes
It's actually comes down to small percentage use right the difference between like the top top top guys
It's like that guy's probably like 5% bitter, but then on average it means he wins more and that means the team was more
Which 5% is the big difference, right? It's kind of like max resume something right being 5% bitter is like huge
Then like yeah, you know so that we're just gonna make the most elite team possible
But it's not like a
100x there's no way
There's no in there 100x, which is the what's the differentials we're talking about
Anyway guys, like I'm getting into rail again. I really hate this conversation
And it's like I don't know why don't keep spam didn't say hey guys. I'm just gonna do that the same thing again for the tip time
To try and make you into the same conversation. I've had a hundred times. Oh
My god, my dick. Oh, man
Yo, let's get some fucking gloves, baby
Let's get some fucking gloves. I miss the old Quinn a one playing self-taught ethical build
No, we have a minion Quinn build and shamelessly taking build advice from chat. Lil Quincy fell hard. Ah
Shit, here we go again. No, you can't bite anything
You wish you wish you're betting something game betting shit, honey
Okay, what I'm gonna do is this I'm gonna gamble items right? I'm just gonna go gloves
you're on the gloves now even I could sell that no there was gold and he called
why would I do that fuck bro what about okay now I was gonna get current blood
I mean I mean this
That's the waste.
Hey, squinty, can you tell the story about the time you lactated from your man boobs when
your child was crying to be fed?
Hmm, don't leave out any details.
Yeah
No
Bro, how many of you, I mean it was on head man. I need them so bad
I can't believe it's a little my goal at that when my town is out of gold. I'm such a fucking idiot
I gotta get a ton of gold fast chat. I need a ton of gold now. Okay, that was dumb as fuck. I
need gold chat now. Let's just tell the king's mind for a quick. We'll drop the 2k after I go.
I had a bunch of gold and I just spent it because I forgot 14 minutes against enough of one map
Then we'll get okay. We just do we just gonna run a map with your boss of that go to maps
ok.
ok, go, go, go, go, go.
I need that.
What I want to do is I want to create a pair of gloves that is as easy as this, apparently
the enemy got into the zone cause of him, right?
So then here, I just get that, and just instantly 30% more damage in my Garricka period.
Like, I just right upkill stuff 30% faster.
I must have time to gather
That is easily worth it, right?
Wait, it's a realy weakness weapon?
There's a flammability weapon which
I don't want to do that but
Why do I need to put them good?
Wait, didn't he say yes his own thing? Didn't I just read?
Didn't I literally just go on the thing and it said like
or I'm very fucking cooked.
My other man is Gadeon does not share your curse limit and is the default curse limit
of 1 which can be increased for items.
They could have buy curse as soon as it goes on air with Modifiers.
Huh?
The Gadeon does not share your-
Alright, course limit.
It's about to go to one.
I think I like courses.
Wait, do I need windscreen?
Windscreen and mandatory requirement.
yeah I do want to business I mean it sounds like he has his own customer
though I mean point of that you read that like up front that reads to me like
hey dog he's gonna cousin it but I yeah maybe I guess it's he's saying it's got
its own course limit which is not like the other courses you know a bit of
explanation like that I've always been I feel like I've had this competition
before and it ended up being like it needed a windscreen boots I'm pretty
I'm sure I've had anime got in clinic.
Yeah.
I feel like I feel like ultimately you're probably right.
I love that.
Just wait cause I looked it up and it just said, hey look you're good bro.
Trust me bro.
Oh, okay.
We're spending this time making an AG that lives, right? Why would I not just...
Get those Adley weakness gloves baby.
I understand it totally doesn't specify you can have two curses there and it just mentions
that it has its own course limit.
Not saying.
But like you would assume if you were to know nothing about play the game and like you would just read that
You'd assume that's what it means because it would do you think they clarify right like other minutes
Got him does not share your curse limit. Okay, his cousin is already your course limit
By default it's one
Which can be increased they can apply curses through Christian with their mother. I mean that sounds like it could do a time course
But that's an assumption, nah, it doesn't say, hey look, the curse is the shape between
the player and the minion and actually it doesn't matter that you got a separate curse
limit, it's irrelevant, he needs to have two curse limits in order to have a separate curse.
You didn't have to be clarified.
Any wiki, any wiki interiors?
You want to update the AG wiki?
wiki maintainers. I know they're out there because I've seen the wiki being edited to
sound fat multiple times. I'm pretty sure those guys got unmoderated. No matter go before
I'm gonna go through my first map.
Come here, Lee. I'm busy maintaining your mom.
Yo, my man, my man.
Here we go. Get it.
Yeah, they should look for the cost priority inside WG.
Kids guys, you make the same thing three times, bro. Congrats.
Tom down, buddy. Tom down.
Yeah, we got him. We got him. We got him. Let's go, Chicks.
But I do have one curse in the end of the time on a creature while the curse is active.
Applying to the curse on the same creature will expire the oldest curse regardless of
the type or strength.
Exists can be applied to different enemies and exists can be applied to the same enemies
through the ability to use a curse.
Mark curse is an effect that can only be applied to one target at a time.
For example, plus one curse, you can have two exes.
Your personally can be increased by the following.
10 Curses at any time, Curses priority.
There are a few rules that come to interact with multiple Curses.
The number of total Curses can be inflicted depends on the player or minion who has the highest Curses limit.
Players should pick their own Curses limits.
Curses or its Blast Me overwrite on a hit, Curses multiplies and casts a Strict Curses.
If your Curses limit is full, it will blast me and a self-curses from the enemy will blast me active.
Kirsten's skills, we'll sort of end in Market Submission,
we'll apply four trigger skills and non-skill curse effects.
Triggered curse skills apply after Market Submission,
but not before on skill hits.
Multiple curse skills trigger that apply
in this order, main hand, amulet, helmet, offhand,
body armor, boots, gloves, ring one, ring two.
This is a lot of operations, isn't it?
This includes skills grounded such as oscums.
Okay, yeah, multiple curses from the same item trigger, according to the trigger order, non-skill, or curse on hit modifiers, play out for different skills.
If multiple non-skilled curse debuffs are applied in the same hit, they're applied in this order.
Ah, yes, I need to know this.
So basically, it just, when the minion hits, it checks the minions' curse limit.
I want the player to chase the player. Curse limit.
If the guy has a curse on there,
is that the guy has a curse
already and you've got only one curse,
then you override that curse.
But if you have an additional curse limit,
well then you would apply additional curse.
So the minion needs an additional curse limit
in order
to apply a curse when to have two curses because otherwise his curse would just overwrite my curse and then I would overwrite his curse and it would just keep going back and forth
whereas to be an additional curse limit he just applies this additionally without overwriting my curse
Yeah, which is why it's fuckiest fucking technically that one and that vulnerable injury does make
sense.
It just is complete cancer rates.
Interesting.
Guys, if you're by the big cell, I think you have autism.
It's kind of fun.
Let's not tell Gazi about this.
The thing is, I've seen what it's crazy is.
I've done this multiple times.
Every time I go AG, I end up with having the AG doing cursors.
And I even had an AG that I fully invested in and made into a character that just like farmed for me
And I had if I had him like linked up with like mad. I every clear
We had fucking he had ass-in-ass touch on with the additional courses and shit. The guy was crazy, bro. I
Think they're kind of left though whenever they have charges on minions
They stand there nice to charge system
Ass an ass bro. Yeah, look at my bond. I literally have ancient artwork
To the next year made like epic artwork for the ball character for the ball build
So sick that she's some sick outward
Minion Minion fire fuck, I'm going to get fucking stoned out otherwise my voice, he's
done all the whole game baby, he's done all the whole game, nothing's going to move in
an inch, what does that icon mean by the way, did he even know what that means, I get it
like the new mechanic or whatever from the genies but like does that mean it's
immune to things that are on a rotation or what the fuck does this mean because
this is the thing in the middle means what they're immune to right what what
does that mean what is that
means they're fucking like that like what does it mean
Oh my god, bro
I'm trying to fucking good build a tower, but I cannot
Dude
The jet the fuck do I do it?
Hello, can I bet I'm just gonna wait
I just want to buy a TD, but you can't go towards them, right?
I win, bitch.
I win.
Dude, I'm sensing.
I'm sensing a quarter belt.
I'm sensing it.
I'm going.
Dude, I'm sensing, I'm sensing a quarter belt.
I'm sensing it.
I can feel it.
The secondary quarter belt is incoming.
Note that I have any manteros to craft it, but...
Yeah, it's gonna be sick, I'm gonna get it.
I'll go with the oil.
Yeah, fuck you
Why don't like did I need oils man? Oh, it's a cropped in SSF
Yo, what should I do is my secondary belt annoying chat
That's a real question
beef
there's gotta be something good bro
I'm not thinking of
so I'm gonna basically have access to whatever I want
there's no more plus two ors nodes right that's just in the fucking thing though
no this we got like what I mean doing a void ailments plus one to all is pretty
nice I could basically drop the arc into armor and I could drop
if I got the 20% of a void with the void on the boots
I mean, think about it, I could drop A-I-Kama and I could drop, uh, Tampa Shield and I
could be fully immune to all ailments.
What, is there another- I think there might be two voids.
That's a void and this is a reduction, right?
But wait, there's like another shield thing over here.
I'm gonna be a shield master, I'm looking up.
It's kind of funny, purity of elements is really good for the minions, so I'm totally
right.
It's hilarious, actually.
I've done a lot of managing and shit to get rid of purity of elements, but it's funny,
because purity of elements actually isn't slightly strong.
I am no beast of London.
Because it makes a minions immune to ailments
Right, and then your minions are immune to ailments GG and then they have res GG
Which gives them life GG
Maybe I'm a fucking moron for optimizing purity of ailments out of my belt
And I should just literally go back to period of ailments
And then it just solves all my ailment immunity and it keeps my minions alive way better
Moron Yip.
Ah!
What's up with that?
I am doing some mass pretty hard right now I just want my fucking golem to stop dying
man is that too much to ask bro is all I'm just keep on dying bro I have to for that
He's always dead, it doesn't matter what I do.
60% efficiency.
I shouldn't know my charisma of science.
Right?
In PIV and see what I can fit in.
Wait, you know what I mean by burning ground with PR developments, right?
Because I didn't notice burning ground until I fucking took it off.
Chet is not a Sansa.
Big round.
Now you can't get it, I don't think it is.
It's definitely, of course it was an ailment, it would be obvious, but it's obviously not an ailment, right?
It's just a ground effect.
I think it's a shock ground, it's a ground effect that applies to an ailment.
This doesn't apply to ailments, therefore you can't be, it's just weird that green
ground came out of nowhere and it's randomly this high damage thing.
Watch out for spiders.
Too bit.
Wait, I'm just confirming like my, I'm, I shoot, I'm confirming something that I already
know of yet, again.
Confirm what I know.
I
Damaging ammo bro, this is bigger as a detrimental grind effect. This is not something as nice as it is fixed
It's what I have told them talk about like
Let's go check this out though, let's Anoint Curse my Rockwreck.
Just see what fits in.
with all my orbs bullshit
minus eight
up here the elements goes in
When I lose to him a shield.
I lose that to Gama.
When I put in, what's that check hold?
Uh, cock and malivellance.
And then I take this note.
No.
Okay, what do I take this note?
Ah.
Does that give me a, it gives me the 1% barrel, it gives me the 1% with all those orthings.
what happens how much is this 28%
dude the only thing is you put this on a line right and what happens
I'm a little as with the dude wait malevolence with the generosity bro how
much numbers that should get to 37% dot DPS
Oh my god, bro, that's what you kind of insane, right?
Hmm
I'm the dps and they fuck me that's hot
Oh my god.
Did Ellie res?
Boom, dude.
Oh no.
And all things ignite.
Oh, they're gonna bleed ignite me at the same time and I'm gonna die, bro.
Yikes.
Oh, my workers, my workers.
You will remain.
Can I put money in the King's Mouch from here somehow?
The Mary Lee district.
Exile.
Mashed down.
Huh?
Wait, how did I do that?
It just added to my gold.
I didn't add that.
We're going to do that.
What the fuck?
Okay, wait chat wait minion cocks in the chat is
Eleveness and insane minutes of our ability or just to make them immune to all the ailments
Like do you is it like standard for minion cocks to use that shit
He just took my gold right and I don't say shit just took my gold. I told him he just took my gold
Oh, with that I've seen purity of elements. Yes, my bad. Yes, the one that gives immunity
to different elements.
You raise.
Alright, this is a question. Just get this average minion build run period. I'm gonna
suspect not, by the way. I'm gonna suspect not. I'm suspecting that they just kept the
res using minion rings and then they just kill everything instantly so they don't need it.
Right, it's likely you just have minion cap and then the minions just kill everything instantly.
But what I'm thinking is almost inferno,
fire res, immunity, maybe my golem's gonna live with that. If my golem lives, I'm a happy camper.
But again, I think armor and temper shield is kind of insane.
Well I'm thinking about overcapping the minions' fire res, right, for starters.
So that's just giving them like minion life, right?
So it's like a minion,
it's basically a minion life aura.
And then I'm thinking, okay, they can't be shocked,
they can't be ignited,
and they can't be frozen or chilled.
Which that's pretty strong for a minion, right?
Cause like, whatever you mean is it chilled.
It's not good.
What are your minions are shocked?
Well, that's not good.
I
Did what the fuck is this what the fuck is this
I just want to be I want to be justified man
I
Can't believe this I can't complete this off. I don't have to do I can't complete this this war is being kept alive by something
And I don't know what it is. Oh
My god, it was one random fucking teleporting mage thing
It made me super consistent for xx as well because then I'd be immune to ignite
and if I had to kick a race cap I'd be bad
did I need to blog your finisher bad all the time
why is that dying that often
wait how much spell block is how much spell block is this shit
okay I'm like skitterbots cocking my ass but where we got I don't know why I
keep saying that and somebody's affected my brain 25% spell block holy
wait I'm not gonna get that much block from like something and I'll tell I'll
speak here right like 2% block 6% block then we get that reservation to this I'm
thinking
I am where I must be you are not
Dude look at that, he's dead instantly bro, come on man, just one fucking goal, goal.
So I'm just balancing my minions around a single minion and rebuilding my entire character
to keep one minion alive.
Then I can technically just re-summon, maybe that is more wrong.
But then again if you balance around the weakest link of your character maybe that's
Smart idea
Right, but maybe that's intelligent because then they make your other super tanky and they're gonna be like who go ready
If you don't make you go into any map, they're not gonna let you down
What's he going to do to me?
Oh, he takes.
It's like a mini fortify, bro.
It's like a fortify at home.
It's fortified in melee damage.
So like any melee hit, he absorbs 18% of it.
So you can imagine.
Yeah, it's basically like having a 20% more effective life versus melee hits, which is a lot.
That's a lot.
It's like having a permanent molten shell off that's at 20% effect, but only for melee.
Think of it like that. A molten shell at 20% effect, but only for melee.
So when he's out, it's like, it's significant.
It makes melee damage feel like nothing, roughly good.
I feel like it makes...
What do you mean it makes melee attacks?
I don't mean to me.
Aw, I'm not gonna ask you this.
I have Kay.
It's that good.
Do one job, I'm just nivus-ing my delirians off, man.
I
Don't come because it dies a lot. Yeah, but imagine if he didn't die, right? That's what I'm saying
I mentioned if I can get up where he doesn't die
Think about it
Am I the only one who like it's just trying to walk for the map and then just goes into a portal
Don't try to go into come with that happens to you guys too, right?
They can't just be me
You just try to like walk somewhere and you guys like now I'm going for that photo honey
And then you leave the portal you like all right fuck I went through and then you go
You bomb set going again a second time for like an ounce I don't know how you just turn a little item
And then the portal's there and it's fucking you go back in again. Oh
Oh
It's a very gross about that yo, it's like a big board with some shit, dude. I don't have to tell you man
It's looking shit is too big on me
Press this
I didn't make my atlas an in-game atlas right I'm not getting any shape of maps
even I've got like I got this shit like that's that's I mean that's all I got
really good still it's not enough it's not enough to really
need more
whoa Nelly
what the fuck relax
Oh my god, relax.
My HP is chugging to like half every couple of seconds, what the fuck is this thing?
Relax.
It's put out, you my salium!
Uh, new roots!
It's put out, you my salium!
Uh, new roots!
Oh, well...
Let's see what this tower can really do!
You can star us today.
Wait, how the fuck do you get star us?
I'm getting a watchtower today, right? I'm getting another watchtower today. If I don't get another watchtower today, I'm gonna be pissed.
Like at minimum one watchtower.
At minimum.
That is my goal. My goal is to get character upgrades and get a watchtower.
Anything less than a match.
hey king loving the terrarium vods on youtube also when will you play juggernaut i want to see
some ramping what is all this farming for anyways why man max the developer build
I'm gonna die from ready for the tazrin
Very good taunt. Not a good taunt cuz I resisted it
I
Really
So I got so many blood maps
The fuck I don't do it. It's a lot of mass issues. Just run. I keep boys. What's up. We're doing blood. I'm after all day, baby. Let's go
Oh, fuckin' do it.
I am no beast of the world.
We're going fucking black to black town.
We going to black town.
Baby, bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-blight.
Let's play.
I must admit, I'm a big blind joy.
Every time I do a death pill set, it's like,
I feel like doing the blood of maps, though,
kind of like I don't mind whatever down there and there's just so many of them
bro
you know there's so many
you give your AG Centarius answer by the way what's that bro what's that
Explain what that is
I don't really know if you need some stuff by the names. I know just by their effects. Oh fuck. No, no, no. Do I delete do I leave?
Every business
Level 100 soon, a boba.
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Listen up, biscuit head, I think you have gotten it twisted.
I don't come to this stream to watch you play P.O.E.
I come to this stream to watch you play P.O.E.
The way I want you to play it.
So when I say you should do maps then you should craft some gear and when I say you should craft some gear
You should do some maps get it together
Mooda Fuka Jamal
I feel this as you have field versus right up
Actually I feel oh and what the fuck I can't give me my map because this guy's cucking me bro
God damn it. I just opened a new map at the same map of what?
Oh my god, that's what they got on my god on this channel.
fuck that bro, fuck that
fuck that bro, that guy was cool
he likes Fodgosen's ass boom, go get loot
gig explosion gig explosion I shouldn't have thought that that was dumb as hell
but I did it for the boys fucking go bitch fucking go bitch I won bit if I'm
an idiot I should stop on my blood at this point I've got I mean I got the
fucking belt bro I got the belt I got the belt we're gonna know in some shit
okay fun generosity look purity of elements I kind of like I'm thinking
like going back to purity of elements shit legit and then my minions live way
better right and then because my minions are living better we're popping off way
harder right
And we burp.
So purity of elements is on.
I have 1% in Richard Manna.
There's obviously not enough armor to hit Manna, and my
card is level 120 or something right now, which is
obviously not good.
Yes, we can't do that.
Oh, fuck.
Pure elements is on.
I think I might just objectively
downgrade my character here.
he turns and skid a box
how do you focus?
what the fuck am I missing? Timmy Shield?
ah the Timmy Shield? that's not on
what's that ability called? it's an ability, it's like a
ice feet or something
carried as ice and it takes less fire and physical damage
i can't see it
but why am i not cooked
doesn't make any sense
What other thing can I do?
There's nothing else.
There's no other or- what other aura is there?
Is there any other aura I'm not thinking of, chat?
Because my little one is just too big.
It's just- it's too big, chat.
I can't handle that kind of fucking- it's too much.
It's too much
Grace that's two I need a non fifty to hit or a
My god, bro take it boy take it take it take it take it. Well, she's got a little my master class
Do you think you're gonna give crimson did in a shot where are we here?
You know the purity
if the mall get them all featured let's use this by subscription for every
eligible viewer in the stream
you all do that looks good as fuck bro
that was good as fuck
you know double your feet yet double your feet yet
wait what
Hey, no one's man enough to gift them all.
No one's man enough to gift them all, girl.
Ain't no way anyone's man enough to gift them all,
girl, greeners, men, men, men, men, men, men, men.
Is that green?
Well, no.
Do you know what the issue is, chat?
It's the issue is the gifted sub thing is dog shit,
and it goes gifting subs to people who aren't
in the fucking chat.
Whereas if this one actually gifts subs to people
that are in the chat, at least that's good.
You know, there's still one that, right?
So that's that's like a minor W from uh, yeah, I mean if that means I've upgraded their technology that gifts
in general
I assume you know assuming it's not saying you first kept them on it's like zero one
Zero one
I received a sub
Yes, two two two two two two five five five seven seven seven seven seven give to the sub
It's just accounts made by twitch in order to launder money
Don't tell her shit, bro
Whatever the gloves ever
of these things.
Tantacos gifted a tier 1 sub to Crazy Specs. They have given 325 gift subs in the channel.
Woah.
Have I got maps for my maps?
What the hell?
I just noticed they added a gift 1000 subs option. I can do it now for only 4,990 dollars.
What?
Dude, that's cheap as hell man, what the fuck? Is that it?
I'm at the point where I'm just randomly cutting gloves to it and obviously get I got Tim chance on head on the
The
What could I get where could I get tons of like decent gloves to
Bro, I know we get tons of gloves to corrupt that will be good
Think about it. Where can you get done the clubs from?
That preach tree
oh my god yeah what the fucks we make a Genesis tree fit glove farming okay
fuck that shit fuck defense what advice refint
resistance mods check strength requirements I think we can beat the
brain frogs if we milk your glorious titties and bring it to the lab to make
antidote let's go Quinny
what do you wait what do you want to do
not jewelry Dave Rez modifiers I don't want any of those
Cast multipliers. Fire cold lining. Cast.
Reduced chance for attribute, resistance, mana, life. Attribute.
Guess we'll just get Fraction, fuck it, whatever it is.
Produce has a correct attack
Okay, but I couldn't guarantee fire like every time I just go out of lightning or something
Wait
Refund body armor
Shields gloves, blue on gloves
20 modifier to you
What's like a shit roll on a glove fizz mods
Like if you reduce lightning oh my god, I get guaranteed virus on all of them
Wait, Fizz on gloves is shit, right?
We don't want Fizz on gloves, do we?
Let's wait, lit.
Is there anything else we could...
Is there anything else?
What else could be bad on gloves?
Fizz, chaos, fire, cold, lightning.
We'll just go Fizz.
That's like flat Fizz.
It's not gonna help the enemy gun in at all.
We use John's correct attack Costa
We had a points we got one point left
Value row
Value row value row
So, am I cooked or is this not?
We good?
We're good to go to Spotify?
You're okay?
Nah.
I just want to valve these things.
I basically want to spawn in a bunch of gloves and just valve them.
And then maybe I'll get a good fraction base.
Right?
Maybe I'll fraction something good.
Wait, is the fraction wrong?
The fraction's on, right?
Yeah, we just randomly get a fraction.
Oh my god, this is gonna be sick.
Don't you be perfect.
She is pleased.
Oh my god, dude.
You can't believe I'm gonna think of this.
Why don't I think of this?
Welcome.
Dude.
Dude, what the hell are these gloves?
Hello again.
That's close up probably won't go for me.
What the fuck?
Cold, Lonnie cold.
That's not a Lonnie.
Yo, what the hell man?
These guys, I'm pretty good at resting myself.
Not even trying to, bro.
I
KS so I gotta crop these things. Let's just pull my bag up with gloves first day
She is pleased what?
Well, they're driving six links oh
My god, I'm gonna get six weeks for so long. It's like hey
Hey, I have a six like now bar when you don't need it. Hey, I had you I had you turning it close
Yeah, I'm at a six-ling chest. I'm at a six-ling chest, buddy.
The Genesis tree accepts your offering.
Triple res boots.
that
to fractured lining rest
nominate as net
triple race live on my god that
to what the fuck is this fucking tree bro
though fuckers this fucking tree bro dot com smart on this to betrayal fraction
she just to the street
the white white white she just be on the tree
spams reopen
high-modified tear giga fractures you're gonna get in same fractions at the
wazoo, right?
I'm too stupid to open an O.G.D. fracture.
I'm just gonna keep that.
I think Cole's gonna fire on it with the craft fire on that shit.
Might become a tree cactus, don't worry.
Is this the most chill league start ever?
I can't remember a league like that, and BTW this ass meme is so forced painig.
Why is it forced?
Explain to me how it's forced.
There's some ass.
There's some sort of secret ass.
Society.
Wait a minute.
Casper is fire as always.
Life.
Life.
Ah, it's an NPDF.
Okay, we're just gonna put like, uh,
I need like a fucking tab here
What is this gonna go it's gonna go on to like?
It's gonna go to my quad tab here. These are my gloves that are like a bit for them
I got in which we're gonna gonna corrupt all these gloves to begin
She will soon baff root
So we're gonna is gonna craft everything one of these gloves chat and I'm gonna fucking corrupt all of them
And the idea is hello, which you'd end up
I mean I could use that shit am I
So we get enough need some big flowers on a bro
Just called
how many gloves it's like one and what's the chance of me getting this fucking corrupt chat
the Genesis tree accepts you all for you
greeting
I see some of those gear that's spawning out, it's kind of crazy. Fire, coal, money, life.
I mean, dude, these gloves are insane that you spawned. You just spawned like, hey, GG gloves it.
Go, let's try it, let's try it.
That's this bitch.
The air up by that guy? It's like, you guys simultaneously complain that all I do is maps and then all I do is fucking
and make my feel better and all this shit like it's like, okay.
I just, I in my life is complaining.
My duty in chat is just to complain.
That's all I do is complain about just as much as I wanted to.
I just, I took a blame and then...
complaining is good.
complaining is life.
Am I stupid? I am stupid.
Wait, the anime guy doesn't give a fuck about that.
He was born to complain.
Now that's some fucking shit, I'm gonna craft a Honda, let's just shit out Stevens.
Man, should I keep that? Tier 2 fracture?
I'm gonna take it and craft some easy fireworks for those in the future, Kazareth.
Nah, fuck, that's good enough.
Come on come on come on come on come on Elemental
I'm gonna get all the weakness.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That was done boys.
Maybe it's a brick now.
I mean kind of go to it whatever
That's how you get it
That's how you get it Shad
Triple rare's life I'm gonna vision dude those are the fucking nicest gloves as well
Dude the nicest gloves landed it bro that's so sick
Wait there's not been ring right?
It's not littering yet.
It's not for me, bros.
It's not for me.
Oh, do you think it's for me?
It's not for me.
It's for my AG.
My AG doesn't give a fuck about strikes.
Now I just have to get windscreams.
All right, let's get windscreams real quick.
Let's go ahead and grab some windscreams.
To the tree to the almighty tree
To the tree when scream
Okay, so what'll be we are on armor boat
The dreamer welcomes you okay, so
More chance to be like to have and nope to have decks nope
Let's chance the strength. Nope. Okay, so we want
We want more chance. Okay, let me just open that shit up again
300% to have strength. Yes
Less chance to have decks less chance to have and
Okay, let's confirm that
Armour strength
I
Ma refund body gloves boots
Boots
You are a muneguses
Okay, let's check here. What do we got? Weapons, no. Pre-specific, no. Jewelery, no. Falb1,
Boats, more likely strengths, less lucky ends, less lucky decks.
Quality useless, sockets useless.
There isn't chance for Angelman to go to birth in additional item.
There isn't chance there to be a felborn. So wait, you get more items but then more felborns.
So you could you could but then it adds more of Elborn, but then you add some more
items
Great specific pointless
No
I'm good right did anyone see anything wrong with that tree
Wait, Falb1? What would Falb1 do? Oh yeah, Falb1's fine. You're right. Falb1 is fine.
But it doesn't remove the additional curse.
Oh dude, I got so few chances man. Oh bro, prediction. Stop prediction. Windscreen.
Yes. No. Drop. You have one minute. There is a total of one, two, three, four, five,
six seven seven
Where's this Diablo thing limited limited the upload thing
No chance, uh, dude
Chats and I wasn't gonna get the element of weakness. What did I do? I just got it I
Got it. No, only did I get it? I got on a GG pair of cash for his fast words
Like and it's got fucking 1k defense on it third like what we hit chaos for his fire as early weakness with 1k defenses
That's crazy
That's crap and I do know it's crazy because I used to like AG used to be this thing where it was like oh man
Oh, I just gonna die. I mean I've got it for ever as long as my character doesn't die my AG never loses this doesn't matter how many times
My AG dies he keeps that
Like that isn't a nutty AG club. Have you done that? It's nutty. I don't know what to tell you
All the gloves I had this was the best pair of gloves and it hit the correct implicit and you gotta remember
bro
this shit with like one in
21 chance
One and 21 out of all the things and I already landed one implicit
I mean dude that was some good RNG bro. Not gonna lie. I did get the Tim Chains one before but like yeah
Do you get the Berserker HG for trade please? Well, I don't think it's
There's gonna be none yeah, there's none
Thing is not as for AG it's not for the player. It's like that. I didn't bother with the out using the currency obviously
All right boys, man must be in by now. I'm going in boys. We're going in
I can't believe I got that one.
Wind Screams.
Wind Screams.
I can't get another one.
Wind Scream.
Wind Scream.
Okay, and you're gonna have to take them while they're stationary.
6th Incarnity of Gold, dropped by slain enemies. What the fuck?
WANED SCREAM!
Lines roll up? Okay.
Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen, Winscreen!
YEAH BITCH!
DUDE! HOW I DO IT?!
How we go away?
Fucking go!
Boozy!
Am I- Oh yeah, but I'm getting into excited.
Into excited.
Into excited.
Oh, fuck yeah, bro.
Fuck yeah, bro.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
fuck yeah I'm fucking owning right now I'm fucking on it was not it's not luck
dude it's it's like it's skill jet skill it's not like it's skill
well we divided these two you five resin think I think I am jet I think I am
five rest of the AG
That's got to be right fuck it's five res it's five or is it bro?
Then again, I'm gonna need to grab my weapon
I can just get better with screens. I'll just drop more one screens later if I want to farm some more and get some more
What do you guys find that what did it would I not do I mean dude fucking what?
What?
What are you talking about I?
Get to you guys with the fucking brains that don't understand what I'm doing. I'm on like another level here guys
I understand that you don't like you I want to raid link bro. I mean, I'm not trying I'm on SSF
I don't know if you know that I don't even know that I am on SSF
Which means like I might not get up here at this right and then five rest my anime guardian is like five that's
That's the thing about that's 15 res
15 res
Okay, one scream, fuck it.
Take it, boy, take it.
If.
There we go.
there we go baby there we go he's done he's done
let's see what happens so I want to see him go on and do a curse on someone do it
man do it do it the curse
because let's go to bring my pocket
I did the gloves yeah yes sir right well let's confirm that I did the gloves
wait you're right I didn't really confirm it
what's the gas
what the gas
the fuck
No, they just can't find my gloves.
I definitely absolved the gloves, right?
The gloves were on there.
He doesn't need accuracy.
Minions can't miss.
is donny accuracy bro
there we go other than this GD bro minions can't miss man minions can't miss
Well, see skway versus good used up
Wait, are you guys cooked?
But I actually don't know if you guys have a brain like did your mom drop you in your tail when you're a child
Oh, what the fuck today I'm here. I actually cannot tell what's going on
I can't seem to be being serious right now and I can't I can't I literally can't tell what's a drug and all drug anymore
It's like you guys I got such clown tags. Whoa my dick. Oh, man
You see the double-cus man with the double-cus that where was that was that a g-cus
Is it just kind of slow doesn't he
My bed, do they know gonna have it up unless it's a fucking boss
Let me just one guard.
Okay, I can see him, I can see him.
He did a hit.
I want to see both because it's on the same tackle though.
Are you just getting fucked? No, I'm just getting fucked.
I'm just getting fucked.
Oh no, Ron may be run.
Make your wish.
There's no soju case and beer
What does he need like I guess I have to give him a different weapon or something or what
Maybe this weapon is shit like I'm gonna give it like I'm gonna get like a look at something that gets more uptown
I
He is pretty to support right he's got beating friend to support so he should be pretty aggro honestly
I can sense Ruby minions coming
Let me walk with the powers that I really do!
What the fuck are these Mammoths, bro?
Oh my god, this building ground is so crazy, bro.
Magie!
Magie!
Magie!
Bro, what is going on, man?
I think he's not captive to the res anymore, dude, but Agie is just shit.
He's just shit.
He's just dead 24-7, bro.
Agie is just ass.
Look at these Mammoths.
Oh, wow.
Wow, look at all the stuff on this thing.
Most of them AOA, most of them chunks of blood.
Macbuses increase the difficulty rate for each plate.
Macbuses get increased difficulty?
What the fuck?
Wait, the Tormana Spirit thing is coming from my own thingy.
That's like the bonus, apparently.
The quote-unquote bonus.
So my own map is getting bricked by the stupid shape Astro of Dulk Shit.
No freaking way, bro
You got what no those is killed bosses with these fucking mods a lot
Oh my god, my radians into the diet as well
oh legit the fuck is going on I felt like something was wrong I couldn't
figure out what I was looking at my minions like it looks like I'm in his
year but I might like okay anime gunning up okay thing he's up I was looking at
my minions like dude it's something's missing but like oh it makes my fucking
symptoms are alive and my enemy guardians alive so therefore I'm not missing
But yeah, I was missing my fucking main dude the guy like hot carries into the game
Yeah, I can I think I gotta go I think I got a fury of elements man legit
Um, period of elements will just make all my guys tankier and like die less.
And if my guys are tankier and die less then my characters just way better period.
It's more damage because you have all of them in his life.
I don't have to be running away.
Like I had to run away like seven times that fight.
My ship was about to die.
Which is like if you're running away, you're not doing damage, you know
No, no, no
Oh God so wait this guy's about to get fucking five goddamn ghosts in his ass
Well, I'm gonna tell the boy then you just kill the guys before they can get into his ass
Okay ready we go so we are looking looking looking coming
Okay, ready?
Here it is, here it is, okay, three, two, one, two!
Oh, man, that is spin.
I'm playing for my guy to get one shot.
I'm playing for my guy to get one shot.
Two double cuts on his ass, double cuts on his ass.
We got double cuts.
Look at that. You can see it.
Dude, that is so much more damage.
That is so much more damage.
Oh man, I don't know how much more damage it is, but it is so much more.
but what what on course on it what is that level 10 on level one is it look
like I think I nerved it right it used to be level 10 I think and now it's just
level one
you know I choose a game to make one I normally would watch something like that
but a future game she ought to know man I'm kind of addicted to Peele right now
I kind of just want to do nothing but play the elite
For I want to just in my single target should we try like a breach high thing
That's like a we know how slow I kill those bosses, right so I could like
Does anyone remember the times that it took me to kill the hive let's do a time comparison
Because that would be very interesting to see.
Is it 18 minutes?
12 minutes?
People say 12 minutes.
Let's say, I reckon it's going to be a sub 10.
Legit, I think I'll get a sub 10 breach boss.
That's how potent I am now.
I'm not even kidding.
I had so many upgrades.
The last thing I heard before my work meeting was how the chat wanted you to upgrade your
build.
I come back and you are trying to make your shit animated Guardian reliably apply curses.
I fucking can't with this build.
He's sick, what the hell?
He's got- we got double girls now, bro.
Stay sane, Exile.
You destroyed it.
Oh my god, she's in the thing! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, she's in the thing!
I have to go make lunch, please go and trip.
I ain't gonna rip her.
Yo, isn't there like a good way you can like glitch out Master Race kills to like guarantee
you get two Master Races on a bunch of them?
I feel like that's a thing, right?
You can just switch the modifier all between the two and it's like demining it or something.
You're making me nervous!
Bitch, I'm trying to craft stuff.
I can't see what the fuck's going on.
Divine power!
how do you want to help out random mobs?
they in ranger now
let's see what this tower can really do
excuse me everyone, excuse me everyone, this is a scary spot
The things are getting too close!
Get away from my bomb, man!
It's way lower, Max Rage of Minutes. You want to lower the Max Rage of Minutes.
Why do you want to do that?
Oh, do you want to make that explode or something?
You're making me nervous!
Just don't get raised on the ground, that's what you do.
There's a new ascendancy, actually.
Speaking of, you want to try to make your minions die fast, bro?
There's a new ascendancy that says your minions take more damage over time.
I've got 100% more damage.
It's from the headless guy.
The true god gamer.
This guy is going to kill me bro, what the fuck?
Hey gamer, what's up?
My man, live at the, live at the, sure bro.
Did you, I don't, I don't think you understand how much I'm in a damn minute grade, I'm just gone.
I think, I think that, that upgrade may have actually taken me over a mill DPS, I'm not even kidding.
My image taking me over mill DPS. I'm not even kidding
We and I run I think maybe ever mill DPS
Not even captain on you right now. Let me aspect
There's a non-zero chance we've hit a mill DPS
I'm not on a stack one male could be
I can add you to the mess now
Now that assumes it's only in single target right?
It's like let's be real my guys got zero close out time on like Trash and Jit
I am no beast but I'm done
bill counts IMO so bronze dj in case of a with the book
so many materials man so many material bro I can do a bill man I'm I'm farming up
I am farming up crazy max and I she has a safe I could do so much shit like I'm pretty sure I get six link
Anything I want right now
Let me just check right now. Let me just do a little math check on my shit. I
Mean that's basically a sex link right 1.5 K 700
What basically at a sex link at this point
And whatever I want I can take any unique
May is basically it's like
With the mic got to Aaron G J. You think I'm gonna do that shit
Hey there little ploop the boys in global
777 love this build we have our poke champs ready mega blood giveaways soon my man
whale streamer
kill boss
Less than seven men's
7.01 to 10 mins. 10.01 plus mins. Very simple, right?
Okay, and the timer, the timer it goes on, can't kill.
The timer is the map timer.
So it is the moment, the frame, the drop, the loot spawns, you can pause the clip.
of somehow it's like really really close it's just I'm specifying right now it is
it is when the loot the first loot icon is on the screen so there's a little bit
of a deep animation or whatever at that point that whatever the map timer says
there's a map time I don't know if you see it the whatever the map time I know
side the map you can see here the map timer whatever it says here whatever
This is 7 point, let me check it.
7.01 to 10 is, if it says 7 flat, so that's 7 flat.
10 is just 10 flat, to be clear.
Listen to 7 is anything except 7.
The segments make sense.
Shit the fuck up.
Are you a retard?
Are you a retard, bro?
What are you fucking slow?
7.0 on Eagle 7, yes.
Because 0.01, uh, okay, that's 60 times.
0.6, that's 600 milliseconds.
Technically, technically, there is a dead space.
If I kill the boss at exactly 7 minutes in that 600 millisecond window, there's a gap there.
And then I have to refund the bit.
If it lands within the 600 millisecond window then it's a refund
The hide okay, I'm gonna go fast as fuck though, bro. Okay. I'm gonna get fast as fuck. Let's go. Let's go
Okay, but I activate this is not time right till I actually go on
I am gonna loot all the boxes up. I'm gonna load I will loot boxes
Just do over under seven shut the fuck up. This is what we're doing, bro
I'm you just want an easy bit don't you just want an easy bit chat the question is how much has my AG improved my character's ability
How much damage have we got since I remember I was taking like 12 minutes per tent before
So this is like all these adjustments we've been making all these little fucking twigs all these little min maxes
How much does it add up to because I'm telling you my character is compounding at a rate that is getting very very potent. Oh
I am I'm doing a swimway. I think I'm doing more than double damage. I
Think I'm doing more than double damage. I suspect it could easily be under seven minutes. I
I suspect.
It's so weird that the new lights are so bright and the same color as the outside.
Now that the sunlight's coming in, it looks like the sunlight's meeting the sunlight and
it's fucking blurring into one.
It's fucking weird, bro.
Alright, pause the shit.
Alright, speed burn time.
Let's go.
Half-faceted.
Okay, this is on, this is on.
Everything's up, we're good to go.
Alright, ready?
Steady.
Go.
I'm gonna loot everything.
Yeah, hopefully I'm gonna get back at you, can I get this?
I must have Titan together.
What am I doing? This is part of it. I'm not doing a speed run. I'm doing it.
It's to compare, but I full clip it every other time.
So why would I not full clip this time? I'm trying to get a check
as to how fast I can get the bosses to commit to what I used to clip.
That's a bit close a bit close a bit close a bit
Two purses as you can see bosses dying at a right
I have to tell her how much she's going.
Is it faster than normal? I can't tell.
She's kind of melting, bro.
She is kind of melting, bro.
That was a pretty fast pace.
I'm not gonna lie, that was a pretty fast pace.
of
my city exposure one get overwritten right but you might have a good exposure
Slawn Steady wins the race!
Death unrelenting!
Must have time to go.
Run!
Flash blast storming to me!
Do do do
My face so fast it's bugging out bro. I face so fast it's bugging out
First, FARTH!
Excellence around!
Braccia!
Oblissaries!
RANDBATCH!
We become ONE!
Let's thruster rain!
That's the meaning.
Burst on!
Bruture obliterate!
It comes!
Death!
and relenting them.
Watch out, Janko.
Pointing 15 seconds.
Let Frost rain.
Oh, easy!
Well, I might be even triple damaged.
I might have been-
I might have been triple damaged.
I might have been triple damaged.
I may even be triple damaged.
5 minutes, 57 seconds.
Oh, my god, bro.
Oh, my god, bro.
that I may actually be triple damage at this point you damage sucks but we
it's so good about that we're insane DPS guys that I went from 12 minutes to five
minutes something that's fucking crazy bro that's crazy DPS did I think I'm
I'm almost ready for EXAC. Legit.
Leading you inflicted 38% faster.
Bone Nova.
So the other gem is supported by 20 returning projectiles.
I am afraid of exact I'm literally so afraid it's a
that was not good right returning project I mean that just shows you I am progressing
To say that I'm not progressing is cooked.
City square. Oh god. City square. How many fucking spirits?
Map also has a 100% chance of being surrounded by twin-winter spirits.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, I got a really easy map here.
This thing is gonna be crazy.
We gotta make sure we get some good maps.
just roll like dude that was insane
yo that was insane it's like a bunch of shit but it does nothing look rare
monsters good 10 change nothing everything this nothing most alive
okay whatever that but thank you copy son who cares monsters acres ready go
give a fuck I don't even use evasion can't be told it I gotta fuck about
Who gives a fuck about taunts?
Can I slow him down? Fuck it.
Whatever, I don't need to chill.
Supress. Don't even use the press pussy.
I'm good to go, baby. I'm good to go.
City fucking square, bitch.
City fucking square, bitch.
Let's go.
The Atlas twists all the way.
What is white maps?
Be gone from here.
You crows.
What do you mean? This is like,
Astraload, Max Role, the 20 Ghosts. Like this is a juice map.
Oh, this map is juiced.
Look at that, look at the mods on this thing.
Shut the fuck up, look at the mods on this thing.
This is a ju- like you can't tell me that's not a juice map.
It's not gigajuiced, but it's definitely juiced.
That's certainly juiced.
I'm actually afraid of the boss I'm not gonna watch that I actually I genuinely am afraid of the boss so the bosses got like
20 fucking it's gonna have like 72 ghosts because there's like 15 map bosses in this fucking zone
It's gonna they're gonna have like a bunch of ghosts
So I'm actually a little bit afraid so I'm looking to make the map easier
I don't know how that's possible, but I'm kind of just kind of running on the map
Maybe I'll do maybe I'll get the genius will give me like the additional map bosses for the map bosses
So I have like fucking 52 map bosses all with ghosts
Dude I need to do mavens, I need to do that mavens shit on city square.
Pin is ABWM enjoyer.
Always.
Be.
White.
Mapping.
Calm down chat.
Tutile wins the race.
Damn it, check to see what the other boys are up to.
I need to see what the other fucking holy strike a game is are up to.
anyone's uh i should look on that peering in to see my holy strike boys are up to
this is she didn't look like we have to do it in the same boss fight by the jet
so look at the boys
as well as drug gaining
pop a tootie oh
look at me dude look at this gigachad
look at this giga-chat bro look at these guys all the everything I want to
them dude everything one of them and they're all stuff you know they all
staffs you know they all staffs do you think there's anything that starts let's
see staff gaming staff gaming staff gaming staff gaming staff gaming staff
gaming stuff gaming and then pop a titties out a row off meta as fuck not
only if I never use the staff with the one is a fucking some other shit entirely
Bro, we're not even but I'm playing chess. They're playing checkers homie. I don't even know what's going on
This is my main guys my main holy truck and Peter to here we go guys
It's very nice stuff, that's a very nice stuff very nice stuff
Oh, dude, I do the abyss fucking belt man
The thing is there's no tech there's no tech here. They all just do the same shit
Some guy like it's like, you know, what are we doing here?
He's got double stung all them
Don't quite know what's going on here with this double stung all thing not quite sure what that is I guess
He just wants to live a lot from stung. Oh, he's a level one stung all here a level four stung along here
He is doing blind good to see
If crease effective buffs granite by your stone golems
The fuck is this I'm so confused. What is this guy doing can someone explain to me what the fuck this guy's doing?
Okay, he's just leveling up stone gobs to corrupt them
That's what it is right. That's it. He just got he just having
I'm not missing items at live, okay, look the staff would okay the staff would be blue blue blue
blue, red, red, pistas, okay?
So, it's, I wouldn't even take that note, buddy.
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
You don't know what the-
Oh, then again, I could!
Dude, red, red, red, red.
Like, can you do some sort of passive damage taking six-link?
Maybe? I don't know, it would be so fucking pathetic.
Maybe this is why they make it work.
Guys!
what I rather have some bozos millions to will think about this fucking
face damage taken as or a bit more damage I've rather have this damage taken
as baby you know what if I had a GG rolled stuff I would consider doing stuff
Oh my God, this guy's too babble. He's actually too babble. He's babble. What are you supposed to do here?
Fucking vol bar, bro. This is a drew boss.
I've already got my one-handed mace it's working and I can already craft it way better
Okay
Right now I could just have it this can't be changed and we can do a vowel castle on that bitch. Oh, no a reforge speed
And we could RNG it the issue is if I do that
What could happen is it could just brick it and then I'm cooked
And I would need to get decks and in my gear elsewhere
Which would cause me to go into a bit crafting session, so I've kind of just delayed doing it because of the amount of like cancer that will be involved
This bitch
Branching exile
Okay
The blight is trying to I'm asking when I good music bro the music just changes
I've always had a broad swath the music. I've never had like I never did metacoc music
So you think I always had good music well eventually it'll return
It just changes
But definitely my music will never be permanently insane for one person and it will never be permanently bad
It will be subjective
Cuz it'll just change between different types of music carry on that unless you unless you're into like screamo death metal shit
Well, I've never played that
Yeah
What time I leave it, bro
Play some girly pop music like espresso. I don't know what the fuck that is, bro. Oh, I ain't playing that shit on me
Sounds beta as fuck
Sounds beta as fuck on me
I love Sabrina plays bicycles class. I'm sure it's bicycles will play at some point
Why are you leaving me with trash?
I don't know man I need it, okay?
Don't question it man, I've redone my loot for like 20 times, this is as efficient as
I think it's going to get.
YOLO.
I must have Titan to gather my will.
Okay, then we're going to respick my Atlas after this by the way, or at least make a
you Atlas 3.
Give us a bunch of Jim's Venom energy of random inequality, crane frogs, chain, Pringles,
changle, goat, chase, comfy.
Useless.
Let's try this one, I'm going to try this glittering.
Okay boys, do we go up to X-Oct today?
Do we?
I'm big dead ass right now.
I mean I can kill the breach bosses, I sound quite potent.
Six minutes, I feel like that's quite fast.
They will find you, and they will destroy you.
get max fire is I'm gonna get if not immunity at that point and I'm gonna be
ready to go the blightest trying to spread my bro
the blightest trying to spread
I'll take five.
Stand back, stand back.
Double one, Tyler.
Let's see if you can do that, bitch.
Any fishing today?
Uh, fishing in the part of the big cell.
There is no fishing in the part of the big cell, buddy.
That's a- getting some fishing rods.
This is great as a TD they can't I can't walk up to the freight to move over
I
Walk in there, and I will die I will walk in there and I will die
Cannot make me do it
Go get a boss now to the boss
I don't know what the fuck happened, I literally decided that for a marker and then my heart
rate just...
The bugs are off with this fucking blight dude.
Nice.
Did you even get that?
you just you just it's a high-core thing where you don't you just in this really
stressful representation and then something happens in the game and you
think your characters died for a second
and you won't understand what I'm talking about unless you're a hardcore
gamer though so unfortunately most probably will not resonate with many
people it's like you're expecting it to happen so badly that it you know your
brain just fucking has a false alarm dude do I get a bonus there's no I get
the bus is multiple times over right?
I think they're way too much of a ton.
They took that one.
It's conning the other bro, it's not the one.
It's conning the other one.
Nah, they're just out on that. They're just at a range.
fuck got too much fucking loot bro i am no beast of phantom
okay we're just gonna drop whatever this is a hide one bow fraction it's probably a
bad fracture right
you get a wizard drop just drop that shit on the ground it is what it is
Oh my god, I can't leave loot on the ground, bro. I'm just built different
You're making a book out here anyways, I'm mine if I got a GG fracture like if I got dictated fraction on a GG fist base
You don't know
Shit oh
If I got the right if I got like a super rare fracture on the GG like the best fraction on the best base
That's build defining. That's the beautiful thing about ACS-SIF.
You get some build defining shit. We'll split rolling into it, baby.
I've played multiple bow characters.
When are you playing ruthless, or why does your filter show every single item that drops?
Yeah, this filter is filtering out like 99% of a loopery game.
I think it's unique at this point that it's showing too much, right?
I could turn off low-key uniques, but then it's like, what if I need one for a build,
right?
I turn off low-key uniques, I think stuff like Leia Castle turn off, right?
It's like I need those items
Because I'm a TSA I do have like a thousand shitty arms. Okay guys
This is gonna be 20 ghosts. I want to try kills mini ghosts again. It's a lock in
Yeah, I can't stop them
Let's try split split them up
Even when my insane DPS has a tank, you're fucked, bro!
Whatever this is I can't even play it dude. Nah, I'm not gonna watch this man. It is what it is
It's not that's just not big enough. They're not gonna have they're not gonna have an announcement. I doubt like it
Basically, they're gonna have a bunch of shitty games that are all cozy and they might be one's okay
And then if that one's okay, well then fuck I can just I can just you know what someone will tell me about it
And I'll just watch this trailer. You know I'm saying
Decisions must be pretty simple
watch it small screen it's not worthy bro small screen unfortunately it's not
just not worthy bro okay I want to see how fast I can kill this guy real quick
and then we're gonna do the x-hack
Let's get a vibe check of this DPS boys.
Wait, this guy I think might have more HP than the previous time I fought him, right?
Because he's like not the quest version or something.
Uh, so you might actually, it might be a bad comparison.
Yeah, whatever.
I
Might have my damages is never a ramp. I thought I could manage debuffs up to everything
It's kind of like that's it right. We got some monzam with custom. I mean he is kind of melting right?
That's not bad
I need covered an ash so bad, bro
Oh my god, I'm off the hill there.
He's doing one minute and he's already like half-mine, bro.
He's melting girls. He's melting. I think it's just doesn't look that high. I could be like doing a big lead
But then there's no sit up so the rent
Because there's no ramp is just consistently his help is just going down
It doesn't look better personal but I think it's one person damage
You know, H.E.S. is an old technical, completely unheard of.
I'm not sure.
Jesus man.
I
Said me in a way more bulls in you know
By bitch
Oh
boom three minute forty second kill non-quest version
non-quest three minutes three minutes
Yeah, the exact so what that means exact wait I'm gonna do the exact places so many times
Wait, it's got less HP though, right? How much less HP that the how much less HP must be quite what's on your mind
I
Like three days, okay, dude, that stops it probably did not feel like three days
Good on
I
Okay, if I was to do
You were looking out on bulls stop it any are you fucking slow in the Henry card?
I
You what all these guys go you were looking on the booze who you were looking at you can't log out
the bulls
you cannot lock
people with
i had multiple donators tell me to log out the bulls
you cannot
log out
the bulls
if you log out the bulls you know what happens
he fucking just does the bull face again
you can't you can't log out the bulls
you can't log out the bulls
you can't log out the bulls
If you can, tell me how to do it. Teach me the way.
Noobs don't know anything.
You cannot log out the balls.
Tuck my balls.
You cannot log out the balls. Bro, if I could log out the balls.
Do you think, why would I have ever done the fucking ball phase on any of the herbivites?
You guys softball game is I don't think you understand you can't look at the balls
Literally guys the top the timer is like five the grace period you talk about is five seconds
The grace period is five seconds
It's five second oh my god
Chris prays
That's bugs today fix it that they should they patch this thing
This patch do they patch this?
Did I patch it?
Did it has it been patched?
They did it patch
It's fuck bro whenever I do whenever I do price periods
It's five seconds for example in shape it's five seconds. That's what killed Conver. He wasn't it. He just died
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Teach me how to look at the balls and I'll believe you.
Teach me how to look at the balls.
I don't think you can.
Am I used to Ubers?
I might be Uberbrained.
It could be Uberbrained.
No, teach me to look at the balls.
See, if I could look, guys, if I could look at the balls.
I would have killed Ixac a hundred years ago if I could look at the balls.
If I could look at the both of kill exact other killed exact instantly
Don't you say I don't want to be exact cuz I have fucking minions that explode the balls and kill me, bro
Chat it resets all you dumb bull records I
Have logged out the balls
And what happens is this I'll tell you what happens. I'll tell you what happens
I'll tell you what happens
You log back in and you stand there and then nothing happens you walk the bull face research you have to do the bull face again
Why it's okay because you guys are going me read that to say it doesn't work, but it doesn't actually work at HD bro you're bad
And let's say there's a some sort of special trick to making it what reason that I'm unaware of which I would be totally
dude enlighten me in that lightening in lightening what is it in lightening me by the way okay we have protection
okay good item here we go 321 and I'm opening the mirror bro enlighten me because it is not as simple as just walking in and
just standing there because otherwise I would have done that a hundred times bro.
All these softcore randies are self-reporting themselves because the only way you get to
skip the balls on exark is by dying during that phase stay in your lane SC cucks.
21 20 chance of wasn't
21 20 to pussy
guys guys hey guys all you guys would call me a retard but you guys you've done this
before in the past. I literally go in it. Okay. In the past, chance said the same exact thing.
You could just log out. I said, okay. And then I go and I just said, and then you, and everyone
goes, Oh, wait, that's not how it works. Oh, it's different in high court. That's all that happens.
You'll just, I guess you're wrong. I wish I could skip it. If there was a way to do it, I would,
Bro, I would love and this is a new patch and this is a new patch
Good I don't know the day
How do you bet it okay, how do I get baited I'm not getting baited bro
Chats wrong but they think they're right you understand that they think that they're correct
That oh now they're gonna sets one guy now that you're realizing you're wrong
Now that you're in the world, you're all gonna say it's one guy, whenever it was a whole
chat.
It was, whenever it was a whole chat, it's gonna go, now you're gonna, oh it's one guy,
whenever it was a whole chat.
Imagine hundreds of people telling you that the thing you know to be true is not the case
and actually believing it, right?
They actually believe it.
They believe it.
Okay guys.
Guys, this would be insane with Diamond's Rhyme.
Are we picking this up?
Are we picking this up for damage rune?
Are we picking this up for damage rune?
I can do that, I can get 21-20 pats poison, chat poison is kinda a bit though.
God you're such a clown.
Torn-Glanded effectively.
Serious right now? Chat you're wrong, you're actually wrong.
You'll cry out what's this funny?
Hey!
Stop spamming that nonsense, you're all saying the dumbest things I've ever read.
You were like this for ten years
And then you're like
You're clueless
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you the actual data
Cause clearly you don't get it
You're realizing you're wrong now?
And now you're trying to let me to uh
Oh man, he's such an idiot, guys
Am I right?
Am I right, guys?
The name is
Guy
One guy
I'm not the idiot
I believed that you could
Longout the face
Cause I'm a retard
I'm a retard, self-court dumbfuckin...
I'm a retard, look at all that fucking mind damage!
Oh god, I know you, he's a retard!
It's not me!
It's not me!
He's a retard!
Look in the mirror.
Look in the mirror.
Look in the mirror.
It's you.
You are the retard.
You are the retard.
I'm taking this.
Is that what the milk?
Wait.
Is any of this worth more than a divine chat, by the way?
Wait this max levels any game to 20
With that max levels any game to 20
Oh wait, no no no no no no no doesn't well it's gonna get you a long-ass way. It's gonna get you a long-ass way
Now I'm gonna take this just in case I get damage run, like...
I don't think anything... nothing is worth wanting to buy, right?
Now...
I... guys, if I get damage run, I'm gonna need this amulet. I don't have this amulet.
It's how she uses it.
I'm back in this.
Two hundred, what is this?
Can you crit call this?
Can you crit call this?
Because it says damage crit.
Can you crit call that?
Okay
Why am I gonna put your know what is this what is this
Bruh oh my god. Oh my god. Look at your demon. Oh, see
What the fuck look at our team Lucy?
What are those things like that it's like spot of fangs we're like
She got like spider banks where a clip would be like a
Like what the fuck?
I'm the same like you try going you try going to D. Musty dude. It's gonna fucking bite you, bro. It's gonna oh
My god, but what are they doing it? What was that a doing here, bro?
Did they get those make ends gonna kill you're gonna eat that shit it's like that movie teeth
Yeah a young Vanarious wanted to cleanse the Templars of corruption by the time he came
into my life that ideological man was gone it seems it becomes difficult to care about
mankind once you bear witness to the enormity of threats on a horizon he sought a weapon
to fight those demons no matter the cost one could argue Vanarious was depraved but Cirrus
Cirrus? Cirrus was the closest thing to a hero Ray Class could have hoped for.
Cirrus believed in humanity and in me, he sacrificed himself to save all of us, yet
the Atlas still consumed him and spat out an unfeeling husk.
Benarius was no fool. You need power to overcome the ghastly entities the Atlas draws in, but
I cannot destroy the Atlas with tools wrought from it. I must create my own weapon
Oh god, she and she did done what everyone else did and she does do it and she does becoming Cyrus
She's becoming Benarius. She's the biggest is this leading towards the Giants on a bus fight
But this thing is cooked though this honestly this D.M.C. is fucking crazy girl like legit on god. What the fuck they doing here?
Why is he doing this machine? I'm so confused what's going on. Why did they break their legs for as well?
Why'd that break her legs?
What the fuck would I do into this demon?
Legit- What would I do into this demon?
That's all- I like- What- What experiment could that possibly even be doing?
Oh shit, man. Oh shit, dude. Look at that.
I just wanna say that.
Sorry. Okay.
I'm surprised that Xhanna would even consider lessons from high-temperar Venarius.
He was the reason her father disappeared.
He's undoubtedly a villain, but doubly so to her personally.
Maybe she's looking at where he went wrong.
Trying to barter with the Elder was absurd in hindsight.
The Elder ended up being a bigger threat than the interdimensional demon's Venarius field.
The Atlas is a beacon for powerful beings.
It allows them to access Raeclast among other realms, and the number of entities being drawn
toward the Atlas seems to amicron.
I would quite enjoy seeing the High Templar's face upon hearing the Elders defeat attracted
three more Eldritch entities in its stead.
Classic, dude.
Classic.
You cut off one head, two more grove.
That's out me, bro.
That's out me.
That's life.
Have the same thoughts about your builds that you have about the demon.
Wait, why would they do that to me?
What's he doing?
Wait.
TG Sheeper, look at this.
I think it's a TG Sheeper.
Ah, so I believe it's...
Wait, that thing that's similar to the DK thing is not worth a divine, right?
Dubbs gifted a tier one sub to Game Underscore rehab.
It's not worth a death, right?
They have given 132 gift subs in the channel.
Rehab chair, bro
Was it is
It's over there wait really
Right
Marash
I actually do flissoried. Mirage. Oh my god. Mirage Aqua.
Lynx.
One million. No. Wait. Is that 200k?
Wait, is that the one I had?
Dude, I'm dyslexic.
It's about zero.
Butternuts.
I wanna, I wanna, I don't like chicken, I wanna, I wanna fucking do it by, like, I wanna do
it by less.
Ah shit, I gotta fucking thunk a little bit.
Blonkey Manor, all of a sudden said, attack the bear, attack the friendly bear.
Oh look, the friendly bear.
Attack the friendly bear.
Oh look.
It's...
but that's a good a happy
but that's a happy
Is this the one that I had yet or no?
That's like more zeros, right?
That's more zeros.
Is this 7-5-0?
Okay, it's kind of believes in.
it's gonna believe it's going to believe us
it's going to believe us yep good on them yep yep yep
I didn't look doesn't matter it had the item in there doesn't matter
I took the other one anyway it doesn't matter oh don't know I try and say it's
game shut the fuck up shut the fuck up dude oh wait
It's gotta get bad when everything's good.
What's that?
Uh...
When there is a transfigured stone golem gem that takes some melee damage you take to
its own life before you.
Like this one that I'm using right now?
Use that what you were saying?
Use that what you're talking about.
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actually not like this makes my starboard in the fucking shirt is my
most fucking starboard in the shirt bitch
it's fucking gold
Okay boys, I'm gonna kill Exac. I'm gonna kill Exac.
I've been thinking, if I am not Valdo's bastard, why was the family who raised me so distressed by my questioning?
The maid was familiar enough of the man to harm his favorite team.
Possibilities raised through my mind. Perhaps only the maid knew Valdo. Perhaps my foster family despised the chiserieses.
Perhaps I am not Valdo's child, but Xanas.
I could go on.
No theory feels quite right.
the unfortunate confusion they've been forming is
my memories might not be my own
be they fabrications or someone else's
I cannot proclaim with confidence that my history is even real
mmh, he lacks historicity chat
mmh, injury, he's going skitzo bro
uh, who the fuck is he chat, I don't even fucking know
well I guess we'll find out, dude, Zana's becoming a boss this guy's like
It's a crazy plot twist coming for this guy.
No spoiler alert!
No spoiler alert!
What's even on about? Nobody fucking knows, baby.
Nobody fucking knows. Now what am I about to do, chat?
We're about to kill fucking...
...ex-hack.
Okay?
That's what we're about to do, chat.
Let's...
...go ahead.
And he could be the weapon she's trying to make.
Which then he would become the map boss.
She's theoretically true.
We just need to do one single map.
I'm going to just grab a map, which is put on the fucking thing.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's crop this belt first.
Let's crop this belt first.
No, no, no, no, no, let's crop this belt first, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's just crop it real quick.
Let's crop this belt.
What's this shit?
What's this?
What's this?
Watch a line, Chad.
Watch a line.
Dude.
Dude.
Casper is live.
What's your name?
I'm not even sure if it's a man.
No.
No.
What's your name?
I'm not sure.
It's a man.
I'm not sure if it's a man.
I'm not sure if it's a man.
What's your name?
It's a man.
I'm not sure.
It's a man.
life
can do it yet can do really anything
a good suffix to prefix that is a good enough to get t one life t three chaos
I should I should have just can try to I should have done something that last one. Oh, man
I'm an idiot. Why did I not why did I roll up that last one that was dumb as fuck? Oh
Experiencing regret right now chat. Come on, bro. I maybe I'm regret it, bro the GG belt the GG belt and coming
GG Belt and coming.
GG Belt and coming.
Come on, bitch!
Come on, bitch!
Hanford for life.
14-cage ribs.
Lining ribs.
Strength.
Six foot four and full of muscle.
I mean I could do for now. I think I could do for now.
Oh no wait, why am I not gonna do this? Why am I not gonna put this on?
Let's just see what happens. Let's just put it on and see what happens.
Okay, wait. Fixable, right? Two rolls go to cold.
The cash register is still capped.
Life goes up.
Dude, life goes up massively. Holy fuck, my belt was trash, bro. What the fuck?
I got the question is what am I anointing boys? What am I anointing?
Let's have a look at what kind of noise we could do
Let's see if there's any like random just fucking annoying said a good damage. Let's just look at the damage once
That's the first thing to do just the chick sort by
DPS combined DPS
Holy fuck.
There's like no good, it's like no good notes, dude.
Well, there's no good damage notes.
I mean, Rez is pretty fucking good.
I think Rez is pretty potent.
Thing is, defense nodes are gonna be just fine, right?
Dude, the sound life wheel, dude.
I know what the sound life wheel.
from
can't tell me on some anoints right now some of those men once
Golems blood
Really just life in region bro
Life in region timbers and life wasn't reading
The fuck double gold on that what you gifted a tier one sub to syncing. This is their first gift sub in the channel
Additional course obviously something
I
Don't match race, I mean all match race and avoid is an option as well, but no
Honestly, I think my honor reservation is pretty fucking good
The charisma goes pretty hot. Do I even have to go no?
I think I do let's have like
I have one goal burrow
The three of blessings
This will be the first upgraded bunch.
How much of an exit?
No, I didn't make it, I only got 100, 100, 100.
I mean, I got at least a lot of maps, I guess I would have golden oil in it, right?
Why did it fly?
Hey, look.
Just craft fire there.
Wait, 30.
You're gonna math here? Just craft a few fire here, right?
I
Really looks more better. All right, my loose 30 rest here
It's gonna be 15. Oh, dude, my resume getting kind of cooked isn't it yet
My resume can get kind of cooked
CDPS that glue pool and then
Huh
I can't remove, remove, I gotta remove that anoint, just anoint this.
Oh, it's, this is correct, right, am I crazy?
Unless, I said there's, there's not many good minion anoints, Barzo.
Unless...
No, there's no, there's just no good mania in Iceberg, so...
It's kind of funny how good Prismar is.
Kick and During Bond.
during bond yes I already got that but I think my fucking trees cooked right now
my tree my tree is like not it's not even realistic I said what my tree is
as thing I know it's something like that I could like drop this kind of shit
Legit I can drop. There's actually a ton of shit I can drop off the tree.
Especially if we get another Glosser Jewel. Half the shit becomes kind of bad.
I mean there's no doubt a Max Resno is fucking potent.
And it's pretty cheap right after this I mean that's that's so cheap it is one max race
Then it seems like a waste Brian am I crazy didn't seem like a waste
You're not dying the elemental stuff though.
Yeah, but I'm thinking about finding an egg sack, bro.
I'm worried about the egg sack.
Wait, what about weird block stuff?
What about block stuff, Chad?
Wait, maybe like a block.
What kind of crazy block shit can I get?
If you're trying to block one holding a shield, Timothy Johnson is going to charge, well I'm
killing holding a shield.
12% chance to block a tag damage while holding a shield, 3% chance to block a tag damage.
I think the block isn't going to save me, is it?
10% block chance. I mean I could just do block chance, it's kind of bad for...
Obviously I'm already anointed in this which is nice, I've already got that on my current Nicholas.
Put you gifted a tier one sub to Gorchk. They have given two gift subs in the channel.
Block spell chance? I like this. I like this, but I can stick it in my country.
There's got to be something I'm just not thinking of right now, Chad.
There's got to be something.
We're just not thinking out enough, boys.
I mean, life shit is so bad, bro.
What about like, wait, what am I waiting for, this is, bleed burning ground.
You can do some shit to shit to mitigate burning grounds.
Defenses from shield, attack damage from shield.
Hmm.
I mean, you cannot go wrong with charisma.
But then again, charisma is just too gold.
So I'm going to do it.
Fuck!
Should we do a placeholder anoint check?
Maybe that's a play.
So we just do like a, just an okay anoint.
We just do anoint that's like fucking, whatever dude.
It's got life and fucking region, dude.
That's what I can do, right?
We just do a placeholder anoint for like a big dick anoint.
Additional strike doesn't really help me.
I already got that on my gloves.
well that would be fine just this is basically free and it's just 5% life 20%
arm warmth of region I mean but I'm rather to shoot I'd rather just you
fucking max reserve was gonna do that probably just to pay exact in a reasonable
from Jewish generation that's gonna be such a shit up time though bro
20 of us are going to be like, hit them.
Then again, it could be, do you know what?
What the fuck happened I got into your shine generation, bro?
I should have a 2 point small armadule, right?
Uh, ammo, plus the...
I got two point two point two passers, virus, fuck you, I'm a three passers, I just got
my belt man I'm just trying to figure this shit out man what the hell
bro interacciple is gonna be such inconsistent endurance there's no way
like if I interacciple is good if you're doing like trauma or something right
I'm not doing trauma
of
the judge on kill the judge is decent but
simple black
I'm going to do one max for this Vex hack.
Is that one on yielding?
Guys, that is good if you actually are killing stuff yourself or you're doing min chargers
which I'm not.
My phone block wasn't spitted true. I suppose wasn't spicked out of them. I have got bad spaces right now that do nothing
I got bad speakers they do nothing oh my god
My god, dude
Unless I annoying something that I already have to say points
right what can I know it is to be good
hmm
bro let's just do a ghetto fucking annoying and then just go out of day
today let's still get them we need to get some get over night and call it a day
okay
the thing is I'll speed up the cousin ash I believe there is one but it's not a
great uptime although that does sound kind of hard though it does not gonna
Okay, okay. Wait, check. Do I know it? One max for this, just for X-Oct.
Cause I'm considering doing it right now.
Vigorating Blaze.
Alright, so something is fucking...
fucking
Third
Dude, you have to correct me up you guys you guys are correct me up now you guys you guys you guys are correct
I'm up you guys did you troll me. I can't let me draw you troll me. How many are you trolling me, bro?
One max res
all we do all we do like that just a fucking live node
we should we did we just do a fucking live node dude a fucking life node what are you
guys thinking about just a literal live note chat a live node is giving me survivability
versus everything. Clear, but I'm blank, I'm doing it. It's just a ghetto ass note that
I list that means I can fucking craft a new belt and it's whatever. I'm not over-investing
in this belt. Who cares? I'm doing it. This is pussy though. Because I need to double gold
I need to do double gold oil anyway, bro
Yeah, there it is there it is
Okay
five casters to really risk
now we just need to grab
fire as we need lightning device
lightning cast
lightning 136 15 is going to put about 90
We put that to fire right and then we go that a day like chaos
Did somebody shit is rolled so bad, bro
My currency.
Okay, what are you guys talking about that?
What are we talking about that, boys?
No way, these boys are my specters, bro.
Oh my god, these boys are my specters, bro.
Wait, let's get the back up right.
No, wait, why does it display them completely, bro?
Why does it display them completely, bro?
Why did it display them completely?
Why did it do that?
Why did it do that?
Why?
Why did I do it to deserve that?
Fuck.
Okay, we're gonna eat this grape, I guess I don't want to bite it, okay.
Here we go, time shape, if.
I'm kind of shaking something good wait what no I've got the wrong one
I fucking hate specters I fucking hate specters are you alright?
I love specters because of that like how diverse they are but I hate specters in
tens of like half cancel the average
all
what am i looking at right now bro what am i looking at
is not wonderful
How should it
One miss look bro what you want to change your resume want to change the resume give her gift booked get booked
You speak is it going bro minus 10 minutes your life
Beach
Okay boys
Rez is capped. Let me respect my character now boys. So we're gonna go ahead and refund
This ice node and I'm gonna stick in a fire check
189% virus and now we're gonna refund something. I don't know what the fuck we're gonna refund. We're gonna refund something boys
6% life no no no no no no no no no
I guess we're going to refund a tiny bit of res.
I need that res bro that res is.
I'm not res cap for the curses right now bro it's cringe anyway I don't need that.
90% fire res!
Okay?
the last damage taken to fire damage from my art to gamma
holy shit yo do you think i'm ever preparing for it
quest exac nah it's literally impossible on menu bill he killed i'm pretty sure my
last bill died to exac i'm pretty sure if you check wait what league was that
shit. What league was that shit? Breach League, P. Lee Quinn 69 rip. What is this? Not racist
to do accents chat but every okay. I don't know what the fuck that is bro. I don't know
what that is bro
when his dog's live on street what the fuck is this
i don't know if i can get a little bit of the game i can't play the game
i can't but
all my friends all this dog's in me it's not opening my kids images of the
screen on the school beyond opening my kids
but that was actually skinny by the way
okay my kids have cameras they take photos and they take photos of everything
Okay, bro, like that could have like I don't know they take photos of fucking day. I'm not getting that was
crazy
That was crazy that happened
Okay, let's go to the beach
Let's go to the beach. Okay, let's go ahead and put this on hand that that could have been real bad
like
Why is that real bad it wouldn't have been anything like that what I'm saying is like that, you know
You know, this kid, this kid's running around like, and they take photos of them.
Right?
Look, look, what I'm saying is, it'll be totally innocent pictures, but they happen to be with,
you know, whatever.
Yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to say it out loud, that's what
I'm saying is, yeah, what I'm saying is, like, holy fuck, that, if that, if that opened up,
Legit some of the pictures of my kids. It's all we've told them of multiple times. Okay, get this dude. I'm not kidding
We have to keep telling off because I keep taking photos of each other when they're using the toilet
There's some shit. They would they take people like stop doing that
Taking photos of your sisters and your brothers while they're taking this shit
We did that's what they do it
I don't know why the fuck they do that, but that's something they do that fucking recards. Hey, they think it's funny like
Oh, I got the post!
So...
And some what I'm saying is like that is the raw upload SD card images
Every single photo that my kids are taken on the cameras, which is literally thousands and have to open up on one of their stuff toys
And it'd be bad. Now you have to send the photos probably good
2% of them were docs one percent of them would be fucking
Some bullshit's in there that's fucking weird. Yeah
Because the kids fucking don't understand like you know
They think I'm not expecting it to go on my screen, right?
But apparently one drive was just opening random photos because my fucking shit was family conflicts
What I've been my street step has everything bro my street step has literally everything
My streaming setup is like just everything, it's like I'm lumping to all my accounts,
I'm living there.
Like it auto fills my address into the bar.
My streaming setup legit, it auto filled my password, my main master password on the
stream live.
i know what i'm supposed to do is have my i i really should make a rule like
i do nothing private on this computer
and this is totally public
and i hate and and like this computer is like
kinda like a walled off or i don't know what you're gonna call it
if i'm missing something i'm missing my fucking guy bro i was trying to figure out what i'm missing
like why am i taking damage and shit man
a dude's wasn't up man
At least I make a lot of noise though, dude. Holy fuck.
Jesus.
But yeah.
That gotta come back, like...
Fuck, what did you get? Bro!
Did you get him, show me?
I'm about to bite eggsack!
Get your fuck, cat! Really!
oh my god my damage is insane now oh my god my damage is insane now bro look at this
things from Germany.
Exactly.
There's no life month in the league, eh?
Yes! Yes! Oh my god! Let's go!
What? But now, baby, I've been saving!
This is the best day of my life!
Good fight.
Who's that man over there?
I would never do that, it's cringe, that's cringe, I never do that, I never can do that,
I never can have it.
Newies into the appliance with me?
Okay, that was new.
Sure, on the table, there's literally like 20 cameras in my couch here, okay?
I say literally I mean that's I'm don't mean literally I mean I'm speaking to
hyperbole right now
that's fine camera
but still you can see under the table
abyssal's a little bit of gaming for me
gaming because
catch you begin
now your mom on the other hand
You'd also be gaming, because she loves gaming.
Okay, immune to minion and fire, bro. Nah.
It's branching, Exile!
39 months.
What? They gave me one tower slot, bro!
They gave me one tower... What is this?
They gave me one tower slot.
I've got one... Bro, how?
Every time I am tuning on to your stream you are doing a map. When did you stop
being a hideout streamer?
Alright, there's no other new dramas though. Apparently I'm doing too many maps and I need to do this maps.
Ted's getting pissed off.
That was crazy bro. You just got one of these guys.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make your wish.
Maybe I should be appeared by the thing, the thing, it's the guy.
Face the enemy.
Oh, oh, oh, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun.
We got multiple bosses boys, multiple bosses. Today is the day.
That's my duty shit.
Guys I need to know, what am I doing?
Uh, I'm getting derailed.
Uh, my res is not capped to curse, I'm gonna die.
Right, I'm gonna get cursed and die of lightning damage.
They're gonna do contactivity, oh man, I'm gonna die.
Do I drop a point
and pick up the curse? Cannot lower my shit.
For just contactivity.
Oh, shit.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
I absolutely should right look at that what's my result now it's an 83 bro with the fucking
thing.
Codex how do you hit me with that debuff?
Did you get it?
Legit you did.
I'm playing a dangerous game right now this is stupid as hell.
Wait a minute, I just realized, can I just instead of hybrid roll bullshit, what if I
do like 20-20 instead of 28, that's, can I do like half res, half res and it's like
more res total?
You can never die, why don't you test it?
Yo what the fuck man, I am an unkillable god though, that is true, but you are right,
I am an unkillable god.
I am a little wrong to little good he knows how does he know that
cropped into your ring what's my count ring I do a dead note on this one
it's branching exile
You are a master twin. I know it's good to know that bro. I'm a symbol, I'm a sign.
That's the main all around the world, the pop-off.
There are mothers out there.
I mean, level up, wait, it's, I can't tell if I'm actually a pussy.
Wait, is level 97, what would Pascaline have done?
Level 97, he'd exac.
The thing is, I would have done exac ages ago.
Ages ago, if I didn't have minions.
I just have trauma.
I've got trauma.
I don't know what to tell you.
I've just been killed by minions.
I recently died to Finding Eggzack on a really good build, Blue Minions.
Right, so...
My brains are saying like, dude, don't do that.
Like, don't do that thing, right?
That's... you're just gonna die to that strange bullshit.
Like, dying to that bullshit doesn't... it doesn't matter, do you?
Hello!
Queen!
It is me!
Your payments have not gone through!
It is getting stuffy here under the desk!
Please wash your hobbit feet!
Until you wash them, I will not be piloting your P.O.E. characters anymore!
Again please send payments a new soup.
Cobalt!
Got a second Cobalt bitch.
Ayeee...
I... okay.
I'll get it in.
GG boys.
I don't even need to split them baby.
Don't even need to split them, just loot them.
Just loot them baby.
That's really good, cause it means I can gamble for a better belt.
Like, while I've got a con belt on it, then we can go for the big dick belt.
With a big dick and oink
Like bro, I need an online so bad, you know insane. I'd be with an online shit
Dude if I get online I get a literal another 50% or do you understand that shit?
I'm gonna get a 50%
Fuck me
I don't know where this shit happened, but you have it backwards
Do you realize that you are nothing without me?
Without us one guy, you don't have a job and you have no exposure.
So when I ask you to stay in your hideout and cozy stream, you should stay in your hideout
and cozy stream.
I don't go to your channel to watch you play maps.
I come to this channel with my blankie and hot cocoa with marshmallows and my comfy pants
to what you sit in your hideout and stare at your tree.
Holy shit, just do the boss.
You pussy, also, how can you even enjoy this build?
You got minions at the wazoo,
and now you only do tower defense
so you can sit back with turrets,
just like in Valheim U.
Also, slow down too many miles.
Stop doing the terrible thing about you, man.
Man, it's great!
We have
Let's them drown in blood
Then we can all be forgotten
Together
Jesus, got an inch bro
Doesn't inch
That's crazy, bro. That's crazy law, bro. I'm crazy. Oh
Hey, we got a core belt and we got the fucking do my first unique baby. What are we level 97 point four or something
And we've got our first unique. Yeah boys. Look at that
Everyday, that's the way we play
We've been winning, Arthur, by my side
Yeah, like War Royale, 2016, ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ooh, okay
Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, everyday
You don't really think your build can do ooba bosses, right?
I ooba bossed your mum last night
A bummer!
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I
Didn't see I didn't see the chopper was funny. I'm gonna say you guys to the father's point cuz I didn't see the power was funny
But we get it oh, did you go baby? Oh, we get it. I mean me some uh, we do need to be honest with us though
Okay, am I complete noob and not having Endurance Shadows by the way?
Do you think everyone in the game is Endurance Shadows and I'm just an idiot?
Do you know what's crazy?
I haven't watched a single stream I do anything.
Normally in PUE leaks, I would like be having a shower and I'll start up some of the stream.
I've never even looked, I just go and watch a fucking, I'll literally put on a YouTube
video about like some random girl was killed or like a fucking a guy getting
fired from his job as a principal because someone defect a fake audio
recording you know like I'm talking like just right I have not even I legit
they have no idea what the fuck it's doing clueless in this yeah yeah yeah I
I don't enjoy a shudge. Okay guys, we're going to take the barrier.
Dude, that's sick though. Relic-ish.
I'm going to charge.
Okay, I'm going to co- Guys, we are about to do EXOG, but hey guys, we're going to do the black barrier first.
We're going to do this first.
Alright, prediction!
Prediction!
Black...
Barrier...
The uh, the belt, the belt.
So you got two minutes in, I'm taking a piss, and then we're going in boys.
And then we prep him for XI, and we're going in for XI as well.
We got XI, baby.
We got XI invitation.
We're getting ready for this.
Let's go, Gamus.
Let's go. Let's go.
More like...
...the dodgy-gag.
but like, gosh you knew how to say that
I have a conundrum
I've had that god awful aboba quinn and Arthur shite in my head for days and it makes me want to kiss myself but the one where the sheep tackled you made me laugh pretty good
what is wrong with me?
nothing exact and that's 11 can't fix, I guess
meldium, meldium, meldium
I don't even know what the boss even does.
I don't know what he even does dude, can't let anyone kill him just to be safe.
Robo-Lonely!
You're so good with my ramshot.
What about?
Robo-Lonely!
I made it!
Yeah!
Give me some!
Get out of the house!
I
Can we pump these post events right away, right?
I'll give me a belt can I get that belt?
Go in drop me a belt
You're glorified looping you out of bitch
Drop that shit, homie drop that shit
Drop it
I cannot do what I need to do, trapped in this malformed husk.
The Afro stole me away after Orbala gave me a glorious death.
I was ready to die.
I was.
My life had not been so glorious a thing that I would want it to go on forever.
But my longings were not ready to let me go, and the gene ritual was all they knew of cheating death.
Then you comprehend the true horror of what they did.
I am neither dead nor content.
This all have bound to a barrier, to have bound to an object, what it ought to be, or
it may be, but it comes. I feel every minute, this crop of eternal, eroding flesh. Think
about what I endure next time you seek to interfere.
It's the way he's bound to a fucking rotten corpse and it's like what constant pain and
torture.
So he's basically, he's like that thing, he's immortal but he's basically in torture.
He's just tortured.
Dude that's crazy bro, that's crazy good, look at that gangrenous flesh, that flesh
totem, oh hell yeah bro.
What's that about, I don't even know dude.
I'm analyzing his law, bro analyzing his law god damn it though, bro never belt. What's the chance of getting the belt?
That's two times. I'm not a little chair two times. Can you believe it?
To
Decisions must be made
Take it boy. Thank you
All right exact
Get three mirage maps now as well
Actio the drop right as if I say look at the blivis 5050 wait, is it actually 5050?
I need some sort of a gnaw.
Oh, the ignite's gonna cook me, isn't it, Chad?
They pick up pure development just with this boss fight.
Just to get a gnaw to me.
How's it gonna get a gnaw to me?
A brain corruption?
Does that even get a gnaw to me?
Just bleed to me.
Poison to me.
I don't know if that even can get a gnaw to me.
I
Can just grab flasks that give me nine minutes grab two different life last drop give me a diamond
You know whatever
Right. Yeah, let's do that. Let's draw some flasks or a quick. Oh
God brav I thought it exactly a dumbass little bitch man
Beaver.
Wait, is Ignite even a thing?
Perhaps.
It's a cause of this.
It's crazy I haven't seen one.
We haven't seen one Ignite.
Let's check.
Oh wow, we had a DG flask anyway.
What is this? 50% of your carry rate.
What's the rhymes?
What's that? What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
The room is burning.
Holy shit, man.
Holy Frick.
Dude, I got my brain frogs sitting in, Chet.
This is bad.
This is bad, dude.
Do you know what, do you know what you have for the past couple of days, the past two
days, I want to say, by the way, my brain frogs have not been that bad.
Knock on wood.
I'll cut which is there that been there but that reduced reduced now is that
let's see what I get I fuck you burn immune
I'm freezing out for covered over three seconds.
Dragon is going to kill Jan if I just have a hot.
It's very, very subdued reaction, I'm doing it. Nah, I think it's...
It's why I've started I tried
Daked reducing so basically fasting during the stream instead of having any calories like I just go black coffee black everything
I'm drinking black cocoa with water. It's just it's cocoa powder of water
Legit it's just it's I mean, I bet you most of the Jack can't even handle us
It's just cooking cocoa powder in water
Why do that? Because I don't want to drink water.
Well if I don't have water, it gives me bubbles in my mouth.
Yeah. Why is this guy yelling at me bro?
What?
I forgot it, bro.
Okay, boys!
Double Ignite reduction.
Okay, let's do this one.
Reduce AmericanoVid, instant recovery and low life, increase recovery.
So low life, it's instant.
Dude, can I get rid of my Clarity?
No, no, no, I need that.
Can I use a low level Clarity?
I want to see what that looks like actually.
Am I really going to go um dude? Nah, this gives me a little more health right? Look.
It's a college hero, isn't it?
Why would I not take a kill after the boss fight? I think I do, right?
Whatever, I just don't go home pussy.
Okay, boys!
Fucking HickSock!
I've been so scared of this boss for so long!
Wait, is there a way to control my minions?
Is there a way to control- Is there a way to control your minions?
I remember ZZ ran in the punk house saying he can control his minions.
Is there a minion control button?
There's it and P.E.T. there is okay
okay I'm just gonna tank whatever I have
to tank but should I intentionally
tank the bulls I feel like it's maybe
be more dangerous to try and move.
Well, no, Quistexhack does full damage, chat.
The risk is that, okay, I have, chat, I've got Arctic armor, right?
I have some sandalim radiance
So that's he takes 20% at gamma reduces by have a much
Okay
Okay, this is a test as I test this I test if it's if I tell me if I take a ball and it's like a meme
Okay, GG if I take a ball and it like hits me for half my life log out log out and we'd come back with a new straight
Okay, like yeah
Okay
do this melting do this melting oh my god I'm gonna do damage
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
keep it with the debug bro
hey okay I got more shell up I got more shell okay
hey more shells up more shells up oh this is a joke dog what the fuck yo oh
wait a minute okay now run it's not a complete joke it's not a complete joke
not a complete joke it's a little bit of a joke
yo what a bitch what a fucking bitch
shit stand up here boys take one oh my god my speed but the last time I speak my
speed
kill him, kill him
kill him, kill him
kill him, it's a bitch, eh
what the fuck is this?
the fuck is this?
I'm not gonna move fast left
I'm not gonna move fast left
Oh, stand down!
Oh my god, I'm gonna flask.
I'll see the shit on the car in my minutes.
Thank you for the victory, here we go.
I'm a fuzzy. I'm a fuzzy
It sucked down speed run bro speed run
Exoc down only level 97 and how long did that take me chat?
only two days 21 hours bitch two days 21 hours two days 21 hours that's a
sub three-day exact sub three-day exact baby that's what we talk about bitch
that's where's this thing go where doesn't go with this Louis exact with
This isn't good, bro.
That shit.
Put that in the hole.
Put that in the hole.
Which hole is it going to?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, it's in.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Two voidstones.
Amp.
Hey, we got my preshield!
Hey, we got my preshield!
I am from Triple G.
I would like to congratulate you for being the highest-leveled character ever to be
tutorial exact congrats dude only 90 max rays as well sub sub 91 max rays sub 91
max rays sub 91 max rays dude 2020 row okay 20 that row we care about yet it's
the fizz the role we care about is the fizz okay let's get some bliss over the
I'm gonna get blessed, blessed, blessed.
I'm blessing with some blessed sobs.
Home.
Home.
Okay, it's blessed.
It's blessed.
20, 20, 20, 20.
Oh yo, prediction.
20.
Fizz.
Taken as.
Yes.
No.
30 second bet, 30 second bet, 30 second bet.
fuck that that boss is so stupid on with minions it's actually so dober minions why why minions
like let's do minions blowing up balls why the minions set off balls why the fuck the
minions set off balls like come on come on dude the minions sitting on the balls is lame
as hell, brother.
Nice.
Okay, 30 seconds, I think.
I think it's 30 seconds.
Come on, bitch. Come on.
Come on. Three, two, one.
Twenty.
It's 20, isn't it? It's 20.
Look at the chat. Okay, they're in the cat laughing about you. That's not a good sign.
Oh, come on!
Hello, Queenie.
Congratulations on your Exarch kill, but I am pleased to inform you that Miss Meeker
already killed that boss while undergeared,
Underleveled and with only one foot
Hopping on her dance pad while blindfolded
Toodles biscuit head
Ten bro ten. That's like the big roll. Okay, wait, why does that put this on by the way? Is this carrying me?
intensive
Clarity is it gonna break anything? Let me show you guys. It's gonna break anything looking to see if it's gonna break shouldn't break anything
Right there's dad congratulations on beating the tutorial cure already be two bow though
Wait, chat, do you think?
Do you think that the block you get would get cooked as you take flight damage and then
and tank your spell block down.
78-62.
Wait, does that break my razor thing? Raise looks the same. I take it as I just slaughtered in bro. Just let that shit in
Are we dividing this bitch? I mean, it's giga strong
The shields giga strong
It's giga strong like it's you can tell it was with this shield like it's not good
Look at how you get to this I'm just insane it's giga strong. All right, we're gonna use the final this bitch
Which, oh wait, wait it's got 25 block, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's irrelevant.
All I care about is Fizz taking ass.
I don't even care about the other Fizz taking ass, whoa, those are nice, right?
The more we can take as far as the better, good shit.
But the thing that's important is Fizz taking ass, right?
That's what's important.
Okay, I'm gonna press this button, I'm gonna press this button, and it's gonna have to
leave it to vinyl, and then it's gonna go from 10 to 20.
10 to 20.
10 to 20.
10 to 20.
15 is completely mid.
Now you're gonna get bigger right you're gonna get bigger you gotta get bigger right you gotta go bigger
We gotta go bigger
20 20 20 20 20 for this 20 for this now
17
That's a good. I'm sitting settling settling
17's above average.
17's above average.
And we hit a decent armor roll.
Now the block roll is kind of shit, I'm fortunate.
But we get decent co-roll as well.
Not doing one more. Nope, not doing one more.
I'm stopping that.
I chat, I need these to craft my weapon.
I need these to craft my weapon.
Watch this, chat. Watch this.
When I control C, this, right?
And I put this in the P or B by the way.
When I put this in the P or B, watch this.
Right? Watch this.
Let's check this out.
Wait, that's it?
That's it?
Wait, that is it?
But really?
Wait.
Really?
Now block is not, my max hit is not.
max sets go down obviously then again what I trade five max hat cold max hat and lightning
makes that for first max set yes I would that's the thing I would I would no no no it's
definitely worth it it's definitely good it's definitely worth it blue blue red we do that
normally it does what it tells me though is that maybe it's not as good as it's if you
You got like really really good road and rare shield, so it's gonna be better, but...
I guess there's a life total going down, eh?
I'm not dipping again, how about you dip your mum, bro? How about I dip your mum?
See ya, bitch.
Bitch.
17 is pussy dick. I'll get it, I'll kill X-Ike and get it, get a bit of one, bro, don't worry about it.
OH MY GOD! WAIT A MINUTE!
Scorch enemies in close range when you blog
G fucking G bitch, I didn't even think about that
Dude, dude, I needed scorch. I
Needed school. That's a hundred percent uptime bro. That's in PB. We're gonna add that in PB. Are they school bro?
That's in look how they scorched look at that shouldn't items
Add to build weapon to dorm burger
boom max it goes up
I can't see the thing. I can't see the thing where it says like, uh, blocked recently
and she looks gorgeous it's kind of time bro trust me it's there bro it's up it's
more damn it bro it's big bro because I'm block cap with this shit man I'm
block cap with that yeah we might when I'm attacking oh wait I'm not quite
block cap Wow was block cap I was block cap but now I'm not block cap because
is the block roll went down. Wait, have I take? That's not unmitigated fire damage,
right? That's like, mitigated fire damage. So what the max it can do is... Oh shit, 30 block.
It's about time I did him, lost 30 block.
I'm not using any one of mine, so it's good, bro, it's good.
Okay, we just got a big dick upgrade, chat.
We just got a big dick upgrade.
Dude, did my clarity come off that fine?
Dude, wait, no way it can clarity come off that fine.
Oh, it came off when I took that shit off.
I would valid if I had another one I don't do you know if I speak of these two
nose up here whether I have I got this and this it fix this mana and I know
any clarity I guess all right gamers fucking eggs like down to watch stone
gaming what the fuck hold me back we've killed a minute all this let's go no dude
we're going what we got more buzzes bro you think I'm gonna stop you think I'm
gonna stop at that we're going another watch stone I get in another watch stone
we ain't fucking around here
do you know what everything we see DBS pose of I do this and then I'm doing
their damage. Let's see if she does blue. Very really well I do a blue hat trap now
that I'm a good gamer. But because it's just a Shabba Guardian and they don't
really need to scale or anything so...
We'll do the fire guy some shit right with that. Let's be fine. Phoenix. We'll do
Phoenix. Yep, Phoenix guy. Reduce the last shot it does. I'm piling it. Yeah let's get to me
bro, hang on a minute.
We're going back to back, back to back big day gaming here boys, back to back big day gaming.
One of my captains refused redemption.
He did not see value in the new life.
Now.
I need a Maven Atlas.
I need a Maven Atlas.
Oh no.
I need a Maven Atlas.
Yeah, it's gone. Oh, I believe it's so much wait you get like extra fragments and shit right from doing that
I'm an idiot on I chat. I'm a fucking idiot
Yeah, cuz you get the fucking you witness them and you fight them all and then they drop more fragments from the witness saying oh
Fuck man, you got why you tie the after I put a band man
Twist shadow that backs into me with that insanely potent advice. Why did you tell me that after I put a man?
You gotta backseat me earlier, bro.
What are we doing?
Log in, backseat us!
Log in!
Okay.
As 11, for the ass odds.
Losing 10 to the HB to fire whenever I did it, so good.
Uh, next to the mine.
Is that an extra dude? Tell us this. Hey, what the hell is this? I got extra multimodal shit, man.
Oh, and this.
Asselef, Asselef, Asselef.
We squashed Timber Zandlove!
We won't throw my Asselef.
Hey bitch!
We won't throw my Asselef.
So huge damage increase.
Asselef, Asselef.
We won't throw my Asselef.
I don't get any further ass living birds, just put that out there buddy.
Well, probably not happening.
So it's just, I just get bonus damage sometimes on my block, which is fucking sick.
It's like the enemy's near bottom here, just get fucking cooked.
It's like a lot of enemies as well, right? Because I'm blocking all of the comments of anyone in the image that's gonna get melted.
Some block cap to spells and attacks.
I ain't flayin homie, I ain't flayin.
I mean, when you think the belt can't get any better, it just keeps getting better dude. It just keeps getting better.
Oh my fucking god, bro
Wait, they gained fire is and they did exposure on it
I didn't miss for a stubborn right there's no way
I must have time to gather my blood.
Okay.
I'll have to see what my damage is on this boss here.
I'm kind of interested in it.
Unit 420, I support disabled streamers.
Chair boat, chair boat, chair boat.
Thank you, man.
We'll get the support ready.
I'm gonna die the thanks you both
My piracy is 118, I'll be fine, but I'll be fine
Me dude, if I can be the exact like it's hard of them, right?
It's not kind of my period like exactly the hardest boss. Oh
You know what uber elder I think it'd be harder for sure. I think you've only me harder but
like uber elder i think uber elder would be like xactf probably but then again i'm
way too good uber elder is like oh do mechanics and actually you win just don't get hit it's
exactly just fucked with that stupid bull face
That's what we got here boys, what we got?
I'm a bitch, I'm a heavy.
Dude, he's melting, he's melting.
You gotta admit he is melting.
He double-cursed?
He double-cursed.
He is fucking nailed.
This is the key to a crucible that stretches the sanity of a mine
You're gonna kill any birdie more. Wait, what do you mean I need to kill you build already both?
Wait, what do I need?
Wait, what do I I don't get it
Look at my guy, I got DBS.
request bosses godgamer
what are you saying
need a shave or whatever
oh really
wait a shave or not wait i dont even need to
bro wait dont you need maven
Oh, you just need to shape up and elder.
Ah, it's a CSE.
All right, we need to make a new Atlas tree chat.
We need like the end game boss Atlas tree.
It's time to make it.
OK, so we're going to go Maven.
Yep.
We want Mapos Guardian.
wait did I just change my fucking current shit to like I don't know I don't
know what the fuck listening to chat I'll be honest I don't know what the
whole listening to some coke shit for real I need like maven synthesis conquer
map
the other boss stuff what else we got like they must be the boss that's right boss
boss
final boss you mentioned a two-point chance of additional scarab
I mean that could be good, bosses drop scarabs and shit
the file centers hill not hill not what the fuck is this shit boss no shit
ultimate bosses fuck you out of your very place can I shoot now get the fuck
out of there bro no map also teams and chants be said around
everyone's finished first yeah I'm fucking good bro we don't have that on
that's just bad
get the wildwood node no no no no wait what the fuck says this is just like
expand one map but that's not going to go with maven is it but can you do maven
in a shaped region you probably can right
wait I got it we got time for one more like gold to hitch yeah we got time for
one more gold to hit we get hit we get it one more gold just Google the best
Tree for endgame little gup you can't craft anything new and somehow create a matter just copy someone you're projecting
You're projecting so hard right now, bro. You're predicting so hard
Like I don't know what the thing man. Yeah, that's like dude expose yourself more buddy
expose yourself more
legit pathetic, but the gig go to the video game get good at the video game you trash you dog shit
If there are more than 50 monsters in the arena, I have to find my puzzles that are
impaled by Wildwood.
No, see that one's fucked.
Fuck that, I'm good, bro.
Wait, let's look at what I need.
Batman is underscore gifted a tier one sub to Knight's Talja.
This is their first gift sub in the channel.
I need a best use.
where the fuck do you get those exceptional jewels at bro didn't they say they had exceptional
jewels but isn't it on my stones in a balloon chair with my stones at bosses within the
atlas bosses within the atlas can drop astraloads and exceptional support gems is that just
What's your any map or what is that?
What does that have to be within an astrolabe area?
Oh, you mean like an actual boss boss.
What do you mean?
Bosses within the Atlas can drop Astrolux.
I mean, I did want to make a Shulkwave build, Chad.
I did want to make a Shulkwave build.
Like, it's like Maven.
Is there a list of the dropping zones?
Ashleys, will Jamie fucking kill you?
I've done multiple Ashlebobs, buddy.
I guess Ashlebobs were a joke to me.
They're a joke to me, bro. Do you understand?
Ashlebobs are pathetic.
They're so easy. So easy.
There's no way I would die to an Ashlebob ever.
Boy, check my dress with Uber-Elda.
Yeah, there we are. Boss killed us.
I just killed Iksak, bro.
I just killed Iksak, bro. Do you understand that I just killed Iksak?
the exact it was so easy
i just killed the exact
and i've killed Eda multiple times
and i've killed the breach boss multiple times
and i killed Katarina
multiple times
now i killed Eda non-quest
non-quest
kill non non quest either I want like a boss rushing one let's see if I'm gonna
do a boss rushing one I want to make this fast right if I want to make it fast
we should pick stuff that's quick what's a quick thing I can do and then I'm
good at oh dude any ritual bro to the ritual how wait ritual specters would go
crazy right
Did they give him a note with the uptime this?
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Şey-tă-ră- Marty!
Bayardo!
Şey-tă-ră- fragrant dress!
Şey-tă-ră- Adding savior!
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Money Dash classic
Oh wait good that's Cyrus right we have a Cyrus
We have a Cyrus
But I'm too much for pussy jet under a pussy ah
Shit chat. I don't think I'm not seeing anything. I'm gonna have to eat cuz I'm gonna have to do my whole atlas
I'm gonna have to make a big decision
There's too many decisions right now
Dude ultimately with peaked and we were peaked with peaked
We'll peek for today. There's no beating. There's no, like, Jai's absolutely annihilated.
Ashley popped off. And Astrolobes. Have I got any Astrolobes? Wait, so I don't
even sustain Astrolobes? You tell me what. I haven't even got an Astrolob fuse.
My guy's out of Astrolobes. Like, I don't know what to find. There's Astrolobes things,
but I don't think I have one. Are they my currency tab, baby?
Yeah, but dude, I don't want to make a decision right now.
My brain's too fried, like I've used up so much willpower today, Chet.
I got my fucking axe down, we've got our watch down.
I need to figure out what I'm gonna do next for this character and what we're gonna do,
because obviously we're going to go another boss tomorrow, Chet, what we're gonna do is...
Did I just get the little guy in the map?
Did I just get the little guy in the map?
What we're gonna do is this Jack, we're gonna do this.
We is gonna, I'm gonna eat food, I'm gonna go to the gym, we'll come back on cheat farmer,
I'm gonna decide what my next priority is for like what I'm doing, we're gonna set up
a destructive play Atlas. We're going to get that shit ready. We're going to spawn Maven.
We get Maven down tomorrow. Okay. And you know what? I'm going to do Maven and I'm
going to do Elder and I'm going to do Shaper to Murrow. I'm going to get all four wash
turns. That's going to be the play. That's what I'm going to do. So we're going to do
all four. I'm going to do Maven, Shaper and Elder to Murrow. That's going to be the gov.
What a tough day of work man. Sitting in that comfy chair clicking buttons all day picking
up loot. Your brain must be really exhausted. Get some rest man tomorrow will be another
hard day in the office.
Bro.
You have no idea how it is to be a fucking red nama. And pop off this hard and there he
is.
Meron, you got no idea though, no clue.
no clue bro, no idea
look at this, you're faxed
oh my god, okay guys, that's one of the things we're good
at the end of the day, people don't stream
oh streaming is just playing video games all day
And they just ultimately got no idea what the fuck they talking about at the end of the day.
They got no idea what they talking about.
Just cool.
That's cool that you don't know anything about that.
That's not badass, but I
Think it's like you know people think like oh, so easy to be a cop
Oh, so easy to be a dog that's so easy to be a brain surgeon. That's what people say right?
They're saying this shit, and it's like yeah, they're gonna say that about any job in it
Because it's kind of jobs that I would equivocate streaming to in terms of the difficulty.
Okay.
Yeah, see that reverse flip bait, bitch.
See what happened there, buddy?
You just got fucking reverse one guide, was he?
You just got reverse one guide.
You just gotta look at these man as a fucking jet, you know, just calm down, bro.
Calm down, Maddie.
Calm down, bro.
I understand I got a harder job than you, bro.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Put out you my salium!
New roots!
God, what if Trout says that relevant when he's screaming?
Trout is just ridiculously cranky video games.
He's like one of the very few from us that actually just turns up.
And because he's ridiculously cranky video games.
But he could have no mic.
Streaming equals same difficulty as brain surgery.
Alright Trout, Trout is a...
He's a freak. A gaming... He's a gaming freak.
Except when it comes to games like Megabonk.
Okay.
See what he has to make him on command yet.
Hey Quinn!
He's right, right, right.
I'm not going to say streaming is easy.
I'm not a streamer, so I have no right to talk on.
But when all of your colleagues like Shroud and any other top streamers
who stream many more hours than you say it's easy,
I'll take their word over yours, little intern looking as streamer.
I think I TS break time sure
Did my interest in black maps on she found I'm
I haven't put some black maps.
What's your desire?
Ooooooh yo!
Let's see how that turns out for you.
Shoot, can we go and excuse the brain fog man?
Dude, the brain fog is absolutely real.
Let's deal.
Why would I sound like my whole brain fog out,
that I just complain about brain fog every day for like last, I don't, five months straight.
I there's a non-zero chance I have some fucking serious brain condition
I might have a brain coming up with random excuses like brain frogs and making people believe it's real is sure of feet I
Actually may have some like we I may have to go on to dementia
It's a non-zero non-zero chance I would not rule that out
It is serious, there's a very good job, guys, I'm not some freak that makes up symptoms.
Queen I couldn't hold down a normal job, bozo.
Except I did for the fucking majority of my life, bro, what are you talking about?
I had a job that was 14 fucking weeks ago, I was working, I was working, bro, it was
legal for me to work.
I was working illegally.
And before that I even I was hustling and doing my own jobs before that.
Soooo.
Incorrect.
Those things are getting too close to my pump.
So incorrect.
What the hell man that pump?
Protect it!
Protect the pump!
guys you got better by the guys I think string is under the real job but you go
by it again guys don't get one guy chat you guys getting one guy it's get
a hard real job I'm feeling another belt I got sense about coming chat you
ready I'm sensing about right now
three two one and I wait not yet not the big one
and now now god damn it but you know there's these gold things off the side
For that gold itch, but you're hiding you go. Oh, yeah
I see the, let's restart, Theo Daniel
Theo Daniel, Theo Leaderboard
Mucho go to you, Spill and Shroud
Kimbo's got rescue
This new fucking voice tone bullshit work
Give me multiple props if everything sucks
I gotta wait to take it off
I should have taken it off
I should actually take it off
He's loathing to infinity! What's going on?
I've been running around this mic for like a hundred years now
I'm still in my club place
Excuse me.
very nice, very nice
So if being a streamer is a real job, that means being a moderator is also a real job, right?
I guess that means you have some labor law violations coming the way.
Or unpaid mods.
Relax. You didn't even relax, buddy.
What are you sitting in, Shat? Moderate channel thing?
Oh my god.
Oh, Shat! Take a look in the Merriot, Danny Cranglas!
What is this ALI slow bro what are you just found the emotes?
Oh here we go bro no no no no no no no hey guys we're at a difficult day streaming today
Difficult day streaming very very hard very hard day stream very hard lot of work today. Love it
We had a lot of work done and my job
Got a lot of work done at my job today
Ultimately we popped the fuck off we popped the fuck off
I don't know what these clips are you leave ran a man's clip. We clearly ran a man's length seed
You know
This is very hard not as very hard. He's right. You wait listen. He says it's very hard
Oh streaming is so hard see fucking idiots stay down bro even ethical says hot man okay
guys boys I'll be back to do some more more work my job later on today we'll be doing
a secondary sheet from a stream we pop the fuck off today we I mean oh I ever came what
But I was scared of.
We ever came it.
Tomorrow, we're going four out of four.
We're going four out of four.
All right?
And we're hitting multiple goals here.
You see these goals here
of all these various upgrades?
We're hitting these goals.
I don't know how, but I'm doing it.
Okay?
Gigafucking damage.
I wanna say, champ, with my new Squash Evov,
There's a non-zero chance that we could be a mildee yes.
Tomorrow.
So get your PogChamp ready.
It's gonna be crazy.
And I'll see you then.
Thank you very much for chilling out,
but I appreciate you coming out.
Streams are real job.
Fat low.
Tremor.
Hi, Palpatine, Palpatine.
Fat-Long?
Hi, Palpatine, Palpatine.
That's one.