Quin69
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04-15-2026 · 6h 46m
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Love the stream that starts cozy and stays cozy.
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What is going on gamers?
What is going on gamers?
What is going on?
How we doing today?
Why does he actually not log by the way?
Is it because, ah wait, does he have, does he have one of these bands in it, guys?
Is he one of these bad internet ghosts?
I know some people with bad internet, they like drop packets and stuff that don't exit.
So he's using a macro, you understand.
He's got an exit macro.
So it's a, or the type, I mean, he's got an exit macro.
So it's a, so basically though, it doesn't log as fast as logging, but I think some
People have weird and thick nations have to do it. I know I said to say log out the character doesn't need to log out some times
Dude, that's crazy, I like that first one like whatever did bingo way lower
Not even a big deal bro bingo way lower like this
You've been seen me a clip of like monkey is because you got the half-life of big whoop
Big whoop
Yeah, why did he go to 1?
The death-dancing inventory has been consumed.
Why do you it looks like he goes to one and then there's a DJing that's trying to kill him, but I can't kill him
The D it looks like there's a DJing that's trying to kill him, but I can't kill him
Why does he go to one exactly and stop regioning because he has like 5,000 region per second is
He is there some sort of DJing he has
That is unable to kill him
Oh, is he good our phone was you got our phone, I think it's good our phone
Okay, you guys are saying P. We've it it said no one agenda even fucking knows why that even happened
I'm gonna figure out why the fucking happened. Why why does he deed in a one and then it doesn't kill him?
Guys, he regenerates like four dozens of her life every second Natty
Okay, he's sitting at one HP. It's not going up
He blocked that he blocked it one HP or he blocked it one HP kick a journey free athlete
What is that
What a log now, what is that? That's weird. Maybe maybe the exit macro stops the life total from updating
Maybe his life is up but because he's four slash exited
If this doesn't go up, I don't know
Read his chat giga damage
Holy fuck what in the holy queen am I watching where's jungle Ryan's damage?
Did you see this shit
look at this look at FC's character 73,000 life on league by the way that was
it that was empty that's a guy who turns up and he's always said that guys you
really think you need to like me this clip
look
Do you think you need to link me to this clip?
Bro, really? Ugly Pewies there? But my comment isn't going. I'm censored.
Where's me? Oh, there I am. Look, I was there, bro. I was there.
there I was there bro I thought that way I thought that I was way faster than
everyone else bro look I'm up here bro I'm up here at the WTF I'm here at the
WTF oh dude show them to you quick I was I was changing plus at your stuff
whatever that happened
stop starving yourself when starting like a bodybuilder no no no I'm
Let's see what the fuck.
Fucking excuses. I'm so tired of hearing excuses from people at expo's constantly people come
Excuses from people's excuses. I'm so tired six to ten meals
Six to ten no
He died because he was injured in syntho is injecting oils into his arms and they're gonna close up like a hot thing
I didn't think he died to steroids. He died to like just Mr. Quantum. Congrats on beating
Darkie, Lighty, Jungle Ryan, and Snooby. Gauntlet God. Maybe what's up, what's up, what's up.
He didn't notice he died to injecting into his arms. He was injecting oil out himself.
He was, he was an oiler. He didn't know he died steroids. Day with no fuck. Yeah,
that's six to ten thing is fucking ridiculous. I know that if you, like, obviously when
when it comes to bodybuilding, eating one meal a day is not ideal, right?
But the whole idea is to spread out the protein, see bodies always are sitting there,
releasing some fresh shit to go hard.
But then in the studies, all it really mattered was total daily protein.
It didn't matter if you had protein before you went to bed.
It didn't matter if you had protein immediately or when you're waking up.
It was all, the big determining factor was how much total protein you had that
day.
Now there's some slight advantage by spreading your protein out by 20-bit, but it's
so minor that it's not a big deal.
You guys, I can't do anything.
I heard my arms doing a six, seven.
I know I did my arms doing a six, seven.
What about that?
In excuses, I'm so tired of hearing excuses
from people at Expo's constantly,
people come by and say, hey Rich, how can I get bigger?
How can I get bigger?
Let me think about this for a minute.
How about fucking eat more?
What do you think about that one?
Is that a tough one?
Eat more fucking food.
That's gonna make you bigger.
They say, yeah, I know, but you don't understand.
I eat so much.
Okay, you need to eat more, more.
Yeah, but I already eat, you know, five times a day, man.
I can't eat any more than five times a day.
Okay, you are wasting my fucking time.
You're wasting-
Wait, wait.
If they're struggling to eat,
what they can do is try to get their macros in.
It doesn't fill them up as much so maybe consider putting a couple of meals into protein shakes
For example so we can drink it. It's easy to drink than it is to force down like you know chicken breast
for example
If you need to if you need to increase carbohydrates just get some food. I mean this to be honest
guys, what's gonna be out of eight three thousand calories of just chicken breast
Or three thousand calories of some juice and some protein shakes
No, I'm not saying two three hundred guys abdication protein checks. That's gonna be terrible if you love it
I'm not saying you do that. What I'm saying is split it up
Have some food that's more palatable and easy to eat season your shit more and make it more tasty, right?
Okay, then to the day as a bodybuilder myself as a bodybuilder myself, but yeah guys
I'm trying to lose weight. I'm actually gonna eat less since video is not for me guys
Your time and you're pissing me off
and let me tell you why because you have a negative mentality you're weak-minded and you're never gonna
Accomplish your goals because I'm telling you right now what you need to do and you're telling me you can't do it
I can't you can't are you fucking kidding me? You just said I can't like I want to fucking bitch slap it
Oh, he got a very pinata gonna base lap all you asses by the way you tell me you can right now
Jesus Christ that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? I can't I don't have
Time for people that are we get this get this guys. I'm
Gaining
So get this this is me
This is me. This is my body weight. I don't understand how this works
But like by default. This is what happens
It just does this I'm always gains. I'm always gains
24 7 I always gain I always get I just gaining gaining gaining gaining and now
yeah and then what happens is like I get to this point where I'm like brah I
feel fat as fuck I felt fat as fuck bro she's like around the 85 around the 85
so he gets about 85 right and then I got all right fuck this and dining and
they go down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
down and then I'm like all right Tweet is I'm good now and then I go back
gaining and gaining gaining gaining gaining
and this is what happens so like I'm sick for when it comes to bodybuilding
bro me just existing by default I automatically am getting games so I'm
not even I'm permanently yo-yo dieting well it's not yo-yo dieting it takes
me like a year or something to get to 85 it takes me even longer than yet
Like to gain that way it takes me a long last time. This is like it that period is like a year and a half
So like a as a yo-yo died of I'm just it's a constant caloric surplus
Take it to a point where I felt like a fabulous shit. Then I'm like artists all the shit out
I get it down again, and then it's back to being in a constant caloric surplus
Which I feel like is not the play right it's what you're way better to just be lean all the time
It's way better for your hormone to be better for your health
bit of your party competition all that shit I just think I'm incapable of doing
it really well am I incapable of doing it I just don't give a fuck enough I mean
dude I went on a fucking burger diet bro like I only but like dude you've seen it
right? This is not a meme.
Pro-fessional-gamer-3-quin-69.
Look.
It's an outfit. It's a prefix.
Exit.
Kind of wanted to sell.
Look.
In a documentary.
Open off. It's gone great.
Oh, yeah, that guy, Zach.
Yeah, sorry.
Just in case we need the internet on the go, you know, we want to go off
Off-grid.
But you know that that tatter will be completely irrelevant in like a year, right?
It was for a good cause, man.
What did you gain from it?
Money.
They were fat.
Sure.
Quinn may be getting fat,
making poor financial decisions,
ignoring his children,
and relying on parasocial relationships.
Oh, dare it be.
It's in place of real human connection.
But he is living his life, and he's doing it on his terms.
Not what happened like most people on this world.
I live my life my way.
And maybe, just-
There, bro, I was kind of like, fuck that, baby.
No bonds in that bitch.
No bonds in that bitch.
Dude, this is real, by the way.
This is not a meme.
I was literally living on burgers for months.
Only burgers, just literally only burgers.
Only burgers.
Maybe there's a lesson in it for all of us.
I get it, honestly, I get it now.
Itchine, itchine, just little steps, little steps.
Itchine, itchine.
I came here thinking Quinn was a lost cause.
I leave realising he's something else entirely.
A man standing firm, wholly devoted to the life he has chosen.
For better or for worse, he is the architect of his own fate.
And in the end, you reap what you sow.
Ah!
Oh!
Fuck me!
I was in the...
Fuck off!
Oh, is that a catch?
Come on.
What catch?
Is that supposed to be fucking...
Yeah, I don't get it, though.
That's what it was like to watch.
Anyway, burger diet.
So is it really, is it really that insane?
Is it really that insane, bro?
That I constantly get fat.
I go on a little bit about it.
Wait, did he get hit by the...
Is that like the... did he hit the taunt?
Did he hit the... he hit the M-Rage.
And he didn't lug it.
That's not Steel Mage.
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I'm in the passenger seat.
I'm along for whatever ride this thing has taken me on and I'm going to show up to the same bar every night
Surrounded by the same sad faces the same sad people because even though I can't die life on autopilot
That's the closest thing. I'll feel to being dead
Do you go meaning insane if you actually couldn't because the human brain can't even still that imagine imagine it'll come below
I think you just go you would just go mental. I
Think I think you become despondent and just sitting your bed all day
right and it's the end game after like it after say 70 years of this it will
just be you depressed in a bed and you can't die so but you can't go anywhere
so then you just sit there doing nothing
no it's not just he's he can't not go to work he would the end game of this I
think about 150 years he's fully mental like all the memories he's got
like he's bricked he's the end game is he just becomes a zombie and since it's
been permanently an infinite loop forever while being completely insane
well you're not a time loop okay you're really depressed and you hate your job
yeah I just predicted all that stuff by pure coincidence you said yourself that
you've been coming here every night for three years yes because of the time
I I say this as your friend. I really care about you. I see a therapist professional help
Oh, no, you didn't know
We could do this all day
Where are you going? I already know how this goes
I ask if you want to sleep with me you say no I get on my hands and knees and bag and start crying you say you're embarrassing yourself
I say relax bitch. I'm obviously joking not a morbid curiosity. You ask if you can see what the rest of my day looks like
Shall we?
Oh my God, it smells like...
Martini, olives and diarrhea.
Yeah.
And now, watch this.
When I get home, I drink six IPAs and play Skyrim until I pass out every single night.
Aragorn's about to kick the helmet right here.
Still don't believe me.
And watch this.
I'm cancelling all my friends like I do every night.
But you're doing these things.
Right, because of the time loop.
I'm...
You don't have to do those things.
Yeah.
Yeah, your credit card.
Oh, shit, my bad, dude.
Oh, my fault, man.
Who the hell is this?
This is Crawfish.
He's helping me with the time loop.
He's taking advantage of you.
You're not in a time loop.
Yeah, he is.
Stay out of my room, bitch.
Okay, well, you need to snap out of it.
And now you say no.
You know what?
I appreciate you coming over, Elise.
I think that I am going to hit the head.
Fat.
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If I leave it tomorrow
That was crazy. That was crazy. Oh, this month's script.
While we're in medieval armor,
And maybe somebody spilled their whiskey sour on you,
Caused an allergic reaction for the millionth day in a row.
Hey, dude!
At Morgan & Morgan, we're for the people.
And whether you're stuck in a time loop, or you're stuck with medical bills,
We're here to help you.
Sword mishaps!
Where are you going? Challenge your claim to this office!
Crossbow misfires!
You are a really nice lady emotional damage from playing fortnite
Crazy, this is crazy. You're more than a movie guys. Oh my god. That was crazy guys. Um, I don't like
That's all right the fuck was that shit was a short movie. We watched a short movie
What's the show me you're wrong with that bro? What's your show movie? Why not?
Joey's to my leaf found guilty will charge the sunscreen as this person apparently it's only six months
apparently it's only six months and he can appeal
so i mean still w but i wouldn't it's not like i think he's just i mean dude
if it's six months sixty five months of believing let's go god gamer
japan jailed him for like three months alright and then he just came out and started doing
the same shit time loop tomorrow chat omg it's me
I mean, I don't know what to tell you bro. It's not really that big of a W
He's gonna get a job six months and get out and he's just gonna the same shit
Maybe he's gonna get his ass beat repeatedly in jail though and not do it
North Korea's super gruesome to me for us
What is this?
There's only balcony rooms no suites available
and
Then okay, that's great. That's wonderful. Are you guys have people been calling?
Wow, so it's really and it went on sale like yesterday didn't it?
That's incredible so will I be able to get to meet the northern lion wait
Northern Lion!
Oh my God!
I thought it was Northeleon the whole time.
Wait, he's just Northern Lion?
I don't know.
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the father of legal screening leave us these legal this is dad
oh wait what wait what wait isn't that sarron isn't that isn't that sarron isn't this pictures
of sarron am i crazy wait who the fuck plays sarron sarron i love to uh tv show
oh no he's a different actor oh did they look the same to me these fucking elves
oh these fucking elves look the same dude they look the fucking same to me bro
Wait. This is the dude. This is the dude.
Wait, where is that picture from? Where is this picture from?
well he goes on the battlefield and fuck some shit up I'm not seeing the hobbit
Gigi I'm not seeing the hobbit so there you go I need to watch the hobbit I'm
not seeing the hobbit guys so yeah Gigi I'm trying to remember where he was yeah
I'm not seeing the hobbit well it's not one of the rings of original trilogy bro
look at how I watch that I remember I remember seeing this rather I think like
That looks dog shit like look at my CGI dog shit isn't it?
That legit I thought that it looked dog shit to me so I didn't watch it
This is this is Aragon
I mean, I mean yeah, yeah
Okay, okay, I don't ultimately I'm yeah
Vigo was the best obviously but then some of the things where you like the way it was is exactly how it should have been
Anything different would be objectively worse. Well, how do you know that because you didn't see it clearly?
They're probably actually was a slightly better choice
Could have been thought there probably wasn't better guy than Vigo
But you just never met him you never saw him because Vigo was the guy and that's just life
That's the way life is right
It's just funny how people always say you could never replace that person. That's the best possible choice
It's like well, if you didn't if you had access to the multi-burst we could see every other variation possible
So watch what this man in a gas station store does while police are investigating a situation
Now we've done the simulations
10 quadrillion simulations every man alive within the age range and V goes actually the best
Before that happens the case officers are investigating also goes haywire
Just patting it down.
I'll pat your fucking body.
This is what you're doing.
What are they doing?
This is what they're doing.
What are they just going to come?
I told you, you can search me, bro.
What do I got to hide?
You can't pick me up, right?
No, because this dude came over here like a big guy.
I don't like my grandfather would have you.
He's easy.
At least I've got an ego.
I had to macho up.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I got to find out, bro.
I think he's a big guy. I'm a bigger guy. So that's why I had to okay. I had to like resist
They already that's his mom and his brother. Yeah, they came
I jumped out of the car
Who was driving?
Okay, so you guys left in his car
Do you have this guy always this guy was what is that? It's some sort of demonic dog. What is it?
And then what happened on the way to work? Where were you going after Jesus?
We're supposed to come okay, so on the way what happened before you
It's about to hail bellies that live right next to a convenience store and they're just having a fucking fallen domestic
In the convenience store. That's what I'm saying. They're all and they're all aggrowing over to this one location
When did he do this?
breaking the phone. Not like local threatening, but like crazy. But he's
a friend of his outside. Yes, you want to put that in a written statement or
no? I honestly feel really bad for him because I feel like he has a lot of
mental things. I love his family. I don't want to be that person. You want to
take on a second because I've got to figure out what's going on with him
and then we'll let you know. All right. I know you told him about just
and your guys perspective for what you guys see.
She came in crying, he chased her in.
She was asking us to call everyone, come up for it.
You can't try to know.
Trying to get her not to.
She said she doesn't feel safe,
she doesn't feel comfortable.
So I ended up taking her as the best.
So she was asking and killed number one
and then the cops are here
and now she's saying she doesn't want to
press any charges?
I'll write a statement.
I'm so confused.
Is it because of their family members are there?
And it's making her feel weird vibes.
Is it because of the family members, do you think?
and he was trying to go past.
Okay, and did he break something in here?
The door is closed.
You can see it's off, and it doesn't push open.
Okay, all right.
It's stuck in.
One of you guys just mind doing a statement
just on what you saw.
And then if you guys want to have the trespass from here,
I'd know if the manager wants it.
Yeah, he will, because he damaged property.
So, I'm moving the handle right now.
Well, okay, he's coming right now, so yeah.
All your stuff right now, that was great.
He's panicking about it.
Do you need to go back there for anything tonight?
Yeah.
Do you have to key?
Well, go on straight here. That's her coat.
Okay, she looks like a fucking hunk.
It's cool. She goes back to the house and grabs whatever she needs.
But for the night? Okay.
Alright.
Okay, so what's gonna happen is nothing will contact me if I get through the night.
So, whatever you need to get, I will just get it tonight, she wants it back.
Thank you.
Okay.
I have to see what's on this guy's T-shirt, bruh. I'm sorry.
I'm sure we'll get what it says.
That's a football player.
It's a football player.
I've seen like some sort of demon dog.
I don't know what I was looking at. It's a football player.
What's your uh, what's your good contact for you?
Have a good night.
Good night.
I'm sorry.
If you need anything else, call us, okay?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think you've been like this for a long time.
Really?
Because you kind of pushed off?
Yeah.
What's he going to do?
He's just jammed.
This guy that ain't sus as fuck, where is his hand right now, bro?
What is going on?
What is that?
What's he holding?
Bro, is he going to get shot by a cop right now?
No, rest it anyway.
I'm going to document this.
If it ends up being like damaged, it can be held as humble right now.
I can't charge him with the fan for that.
I think it's just behind the hand.
It's what it is.
What's that guy doing?
He's behind the hand.
He says buy and then he came back in.
It is named because they want to do a press pass.
He just moved on with it.
He's coming back.
He's acting like that.
What's up?
He's aggressive at that whole time.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Huh?
Huh?
Who did he punch? The mother?
Was it the mother he punched?
was at the the girlfriend
Is that just a who I can't see I'm going to find out I mean dude. Oh my god
Let's see. Let's try estimating how the paddling doesn't get trapped
He's calling back
He's leaning into it. He's stepping into it
But that's like the equivalent of you're playing soul mask and you're using the special attack
with the mace and you're just sitting there and you're charging up a huge mace strike.
That's like a full charge heavy attack.
Exhumation soul mask on the giant code.
But you know what I'm saying, right?
He is trying to like injure this person.
you suck upon someone at maximum power, right? That's maximum power, right? Like, could you
think he could do more if he was trying? I don't know. That seems like, I mean, that's
crazy. I can only imagine, even just on this, ow, ow, ow. That hurts a little bit. Not
Now imagine fully punching someone as hot as you possibly can. Dude, I can't believe
that I wouldn't kill someone doing that. I feel like I would just kill someone
straight away. I'm that powerful. I'm that powerful. I would just immediately kill the guy.
Straight up.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Who is that?
He just came down the street and said he stole my stuff.
He lost all my stuff. That dude right there.
He didn't do anything.
He came down.
He came down and said, bro, he stole your stuff.
He didn't do anything.
He just got...
I'm so confused right now.
I said there was a girlfriend in a car.
She felt uncomfortable. She wanted to get out.
The dude was having a middle break down, he threw a phone, she ran at the gas station since she felt unsafe called the cops.
The boyfriend comes in, he's spurging out. Damages some property.
Now another random guy comes in and just punches Max Power.
I still don't understand.
Really?
Jesus Christ. What the...
What are you doing? What is your name?
Alright, alright, I'm sorry.
Why did you assault that person?
He threatened me and he stole my stuff earlier today.
How do you know who he is?
Cause he was walking by me earlier when I had my stuff on the ground.
I wasn't walking by anyone earlier today because...
Do you think these guys just get to frank or something?
Like you saw the police and something was awakened deep inside of them?
I don't understand what the fuck...
What position did you do to yourself someone?
Max power punch.
They know that in front of cops.
You gotta be f***ing stupid.
recording by the way two cops outside and they're causing a fight you think we feel
like you know what this right now you have idea in any of this you just pull
out of your pocket
Yeah, there's a Michael. Yes. Are you homeless right now?
We live at
Yes, I'm homeless. Sorry, if you just get out you see I
Did I did they come I mean that guy could legit die
But I'm imagining punching someone in the and if you push on the temple at the side of the head
Max power and they're not expecting it dude you could like kill him you could
break the neck you could do so many things did okay but it was like a
a trend going on in New Zealand and Australia called Donkey Punching or King Punching or
King Hits. It's some shit where you would do some double fisted look up on someone and
then just slam them as hard as you could. Okay, bro, this is the thing. Not Donkey
Punching. Wait, what's Donkey Punching? There's some shit here. Donkey Punch. Donkey
I think we're going to have a dangerous situation like the moment when you blunt force to the back of the head on air curing intercourse.
Based on a method that increases pleasure by causing muscle spasms, it's physically dangerous causing serious injury or death.
The misconception is that cause involuntary vaginal slash anal tightening.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What the fuck? Okay, no, don't get cake. That's not the one I'm thinking of King punch
King hit
NZ yeah
We're in jillians introduced a specific criminal offenses for card punches and brackets King hits is a midst of 2025
I aimed ensuring the toughest senses I'm from rick strikes from the head Nick
like eight years up to eight years.
Fendries and life imprisonment for the fatal attacks.
Yeah, there it is.
It we got like New Zealand's been doing it.
Type of king.
It comes up like, can't it?
Instead of this new law.
So it's a fucking thing.
Yeah, basically it was it was like a social media niche to like New Zealand
and Australia where they would just people would just physically assault
another guy maximally to try and like you just the whole thing was
like King hit and then you would knock them out it was a prank
He would've missed, yeah.
Hey, it's all right, Chairman.
So a lot of the friggin' gas stations are bustin' triple A.
Got one in custody for a domestic disorderly, domestic vandalism, probably just disorderly.
And then after investigating that, there's another guy who's in the store, not gonna do business this size, so just stop punchin' a guy.
So we have him in custody for at least gonna be disorderly.
That's so schizo.
I'm thinkin' it's that someone got triggered within him.
I think he's got a mental illness, and I think all the action with the cops,
The cops being there and the commotion just got him riled up and he decided I'm just gonna assault someone
That's so weird that he's drunk and nothing more
But no one okay, and if people just straight up started assaulting people max power punching for no reason when they were drunk
Then people just begin to punch constantly because he's drunk everywhere. This is 100% middle. It's me doing this, right?
I think it's I think it's the police got his brain all cooked up
I can't breathe!
Why do you think they're tight?
Why do you think they're tight?
Bro, we'll face that way!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Why do you think they're tight?
I can't breathe!
Look at his shoes.
Those little boys go talks and then look at his shoes.
What the fuck are those?
They don't even crocs.
Is that a Kanye Yeezy shoe?
issue is it actually dude no way oh my god cuz I know ironically but it actually
is what he actually is oh my god he's he's got a kind of wish you
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
I'm just fine.
Can I calm it down?
Alright, I'll take it. My other son get hit.
My son get shot.
I can't breathe, bro.
My son get hit.
I just arrived on scene.
I don't care about it. I'm worried about my other son.
I just arrived on scene.
You're running on me.
Look at the guy beating the cops is the ego Andy and the father's the ego Andy
He's already got do you know who I am dude? Oh my god
Jesus Christ
Okay, relax. Punch him in his fucking mouth.
That's good bearing, bro.
Punch him in the fucking mouth.
Okay.
Is that your car?
Yeah.
How about if my son gets shot?
No, he did not get shot.
What happened to Adam?
They said he got hit.
Can you be sure to sit down?
I don't know what's going on.
All right?
If your son was just calm with us,
none of this would have been gone right now.
He's fine.
No my other son.
Who's your other son?
They son, my other son.
They're hit.
There is a kid in there that got punched in the face, but he's fine.
He's not.
Who's punched him?
You know who I'm with.
I do.
It's fine.
He's good.
He's fine.
Who punched him?
Come on.
We're not doing all that.
We're not doing all that.
There's no guys out here.
There's no guys out here.
Just go wait in the car.
Go wait in the car.
Punch by son.
Who punched my son?
Who punched him?
We haven't walked up.
I don't know the kid's name.
Don't worry about it.
No, it ain't alright.
He's under arrest.
Who punched my son?
This is him.
Who punched my son?
He's him.
He's him.
He's the main character, bro.
He's here.
Who gonna arrest me?
Who punched my son?
He's locked up.
I told you that.
He knows me.
What is this?
He knows me.
This guy knows me.
I don't understand.
What is he?
Is he like a gang guy like what like I don't understand. What is this? He knows me
Why
I don't give a fuck who he is.
I don't give a fuck who he is, but who is he?
I don't give a fuck who he is, but there's literally two- who is the guy point percent?
Don't need any more issues over here, okay?
Issues.
Yeah, we're just trying to do our job.
I'll make a full call. You're fifty guys here.
Okay, you know what's on your card.
That's it.
Okay, that's fine, man.
Dude, go wait in your car.
Go wait in your car.
You're causing more of a fucking arrest me.
Go wait in your car.
You're causing more of a fucking arrest me.
Go wait in your car.
You're causing more of a fucking arrest me.
The this done here that the dad heights acted the exact same way that he's acting they're both acting
I it's it's identical behavior
It's like they're like infants that are grown up to be adults like why can't they know just be professional like just just
No more growing up people
Just communicate normally and then why do I have to eat go out like crazy and try to be like the
I'm the biggest man. You need to tell me now. I'm a big man
You know, I am who to tell me now. Don't touch me. You can't do it. Just arrest me. What's even going on?
There's no need to this we handling it out
So we're here for disturbance with his other son's life
Oh, it's our domestic as you know with him apparently this other guy just goes in and punches the other son
That I guess is in there the separate from this
So we're dealing with this, this guy's getting put on the straws and get him in the car.
As we're dealing with the people from the store, we see this disturbance inside.
We go lock him up, get back in there, realize the guy's hurt.
So call a rescue for him, which is his other son and his son and his other son.
This guy's causing a hit.
Now I'm just gonna get him out of here.
Michael, yes, would you pull cut that kid from?
I was sitting up the street earlier and when I was,
he was at the same place, we were sitting waiting for the bus and he just.
The other side you said you was the one that took my bag and so I walked the way you just made that all
No, I really yeah, yeah, you just did because all they all said that he's a regular then
They don't even know who you are and this guy's never sat out at a bus stop in his life
He lived across the street while we have to sit on a bus. You're completely for
You just decide to call me to
Imagine the most castle in the tree bro. He's just homeless and no one's gonna believe him to
Sadge bro, so
It makes no sense.
He's probably, I think he's middle.
Why would you do that when there's all cops in the parking lot?
If he did steal, tell a cop.
42 is after the fresh cross.
What the hell? They got Darth Vader on the line.
Oh, 42 is after the fresh cross.
They're going to beat order 62.
What's the deal?
We're from Obolos.
Oh, he's the only real thing.
Thank you, love.
Yeah, he's a homeless drug guy.
Did you want to go back to jail?
Is that why you did that?
No, not at all.
Well, I used to work in jail.
People used to try to go back in jail
when they have no other options.
No, not at all.
All right.
The original first suspect involved
in the domestic situation was charged
with his first defense of domestic violence
by damaging or obstructing a telephone,
his first defense of domestic violence with vandalism,
His first offense of domestic violence with disorderly conduct, vandalism, resisting arrest and obstructing.
He took a plea deal, pleading no contest to domestic violence with vandalism, and vandalism while all other charges were dismissed.
He was ordered to participate in domestic abuse counseling and to pay restitution for the victim's phone.
The suspect, who randomly punched the other suspect's brother, was charged with simple assault and or battery and disorderly conduct.
He took a plea deal, pleading no contest to simple assault and or battery while the disorderly conduct charge was dismissed.
He was sentenced to 45 days in jail.
Oh, you can fucking a max punch a dude
Full power for no reason and just get 45 days bro, that's crazy
That's crazy wait what and you get free food in a combination for 45 days. Oh
My god, that's you just allow people to opt into jail for free so they don't just commit crimes for no reason
You know what I'm saying?
Look if you want to, you can just book yourself in a jail.
You know, so like the guys, instead of having to commit some crime just to get in jail, like
you can just book yourself in like, hey, I want to spend 100 days in jail.
Book me in, baby.
Book me in.
320 days of license suspension and 320 days of probation.
Some people out here don't want a hotel room because a gel cell will suit them just fine.
And if you think that sounds crazy, I've watched someone throw punches right in front of me
while I was in full uniform on a simple accident scene.
No hesitation and no second thought.
And that's exactly what we saw here because while officers are already dealing with one
aggressive situation outside, this guy walks straight past them, sees the uniforms,
sees the patrol cars and still decides to swing.
And what are people going to learn?
Because that tough guy energy, it feels powerful in the moment, but it collapses
Because the second reality shows up and it always shows up because we've got one guy outside
fighting control trying to resist and prove something that doesn't matter while another
guy inside creates a problem that didn't exist minutes earlier.
Cops eat this pattern a lot.
People not planning for the cops.
Reconnation.
Do you guys think that because you smell outside of your body when you inhale that
you also smell inside of your body when you exhale?
Well, okay. Well, there's just like nerves, you know, they go and see the signals to your
brain. It's all just how are you, Quinn? What are we doing after Poe? It's all just chemicals
in your brain. Yeah, I mean, technically, you do, but you think your body does this
thing where basically what happens is it's looking for like nuance differences, right,
to give you information. The stuff that's there all the time is not going to, it's
It's not going to let you smell, right?
It cancels out.
Acting in the moment, even the father showing up ready
to escalate and understand his anger,
but that's how fast this spreads.
It's a mechanic.
If you don't know that yet, if you're around a smell
at a time, you acclimatize to that smell,
and then you can no longer smell it.
So like if you're smelling yourself constantly,
you just use your own smell to the point
where your brain, like your brain is just giving you
smells that are unique and different.
That's, this is facts.
This is in terms of the five
and then that can turn into charges.
The truth is some people don't lose control
Guys believe it or not smell is just like some fucking signals coming from some nerves that go into your brain
It's not even
It's
It's just like some made-up shit your brain uses to like give you information
They give it away piece by piece until the only place to go is the back of a police car and I got in the black hoodie
I mean we are just a brain in a jar. Yes. That's exactly what he wanted. Dude. That's crazy though
That's crazy. That's crazy. That was insane. Here's how you don't have to go
Most pretty good log game, bro
We are just guys what it's just we just had brain in the job. It's just getting different signals into it
That is what it is
good cop
Slop I
Saw this one, but the chat said they didn't want to watch it so then I was like, hey, you know what a man
I want to watch that
Teen kills Martha being mischievous it sounds so cancer I'm gonna be honest it sounds so cancer
Watch it. That's I saw that one nice and I just said okay. I'm not gonna watch the other one about what just one
Okay, I'm not watching the vibe watchers don't know what you're doing, okay
I dream, but I can't wake up.
A frantic teenager calls 9-1-1 after surviving a violent home invasion that leaves two people
dead.
But suspicious evidence at the scene raises two-ing questions, forcing investigators
to consider an unthinkable suspect.
The following is based on official...
Bro.
Police records and some of the footage has never been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and less and until proven guilty in a court of law.
Just after midnight on July 7th, 2024.
I was thinking, like what would a society be like?
If you immediately like executed every single person to do some heinous crime just instantly.
Like or anyone is like like a net negative societal value like for an extended period of time you just immediately execute them
Well, what would what would the world be like we'll be who needs to use elite society
Well, we just super productive and just bomb and pop off and everything
Or what it'd be bad because we every
Retire and you can't work anymore. They just get executed after like two years
Maybe we get people who if you work like 65 years you get like a book you get like 20 years of like
Guarantee retirement before you get executed
You know
No, that's some strut I
Wonder like because that my immediate thing is like this this this is a defective computer program that needs to be
Terminated now right like I'm I'm I'm 53 seconds in the movie into the the video. I'm thinking of myself
Yep, just give this, just delete, delete.
This is in Palm Bay, Florida.
Answer a desperate call to 911.
911, what's the location of the emergency?
Hello?
Okay, okay, what's going on?
Oh, yeah, so, so,
usually I was home alone, and then me and I,
she's not in the house.
I grabbed my phone, so I,
Do you know who the man is?
I'm like, no, I don't know who he is.
If he's still in there?
I don't think so.
I hid in my room for like a really long time.
I don't even know how long it's been.
The caller.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Chat.
Chat.
Okay, disclaimer.
This is, I'm just asking a question.
I'm not talking shit.
I'm not trying to like fucking be anti whatever the fuck.
fuck anti-trans or anything like that or etc etc there's just a discussion I'm
having I watched a bunch dude I watched a bunch of shit what people happen to
like I watched I was watching a documentary on like this fencer guy who
did he started taking hormone therapies shit got clinical depression
literally depressed fucked his brain up I was watching I was watching another
documentary on the guy who shot up a bunch of...actually he shot a bunch of people. Again, was taking
hormone therapy. Ended up trying to murder a bunch of people. Okay, this person here doing
some hormone shit kills people. And I'm thinking is it...is there something where you fuck
up the chemical balance in your brain and then you just it makes them unhinged and they shoot
people or is it that people who are unhinged seek out that shit and then they happen to
do it and then is it like what I'm saying chicken or egg do you like because it's because
it seems like a recurring theme person is doing this therapy thing they're doing
this HRT, whatever, and then they go and murder people or they become depressed.
That's like, well, this doesn't seem good.
This, it seemed bad, right?
Am I crazy?
And either, A, the hormone therapy is causing me to do mental shit, right?
Which that's really bad, obviously, right?
You've just like side effect, you just murder people or B.
They just mentally ill people who then who are prone to killing someone.
I'm saying like they would just kill someone anyway who happened to be doing torment therapy
When I say then what I mean by me Leo people aren't saying tranquility. Oh, by the way to be clear
I'm saying people who kill people on me to Leo because if you kill put if you kill if you just go and shoot a bunch of people
Right, you're me Leo. You're not, you know, that's what I'm saying
It's got nothing to do with and then they happen to be taken
Nice walk back what's not a walk back. It's what I'm what I'm saying is that's like that's just to be clear
I'm saying it's either a the hormone therapy shit fucks with your brain, and then you kill people or be
People who are already get like they're already ill enough to go and shoot people end up doing that anyway
So my question is is it causation or is it correlation?
Which is this is the discussion that needs to be had
I don't know they need to look into this because I just think I just didn't want as a you could as a YouTube PhD holder
I've watched many
I mean you could you could get a fucking AI to just like look into it how many people who have done shootings and kill people
Have been on hormone replacement therapy and is
Okay, is the right massively elevated?
Is it massively elevated?
You know last grok look it up. Do I rock it up?
Good one. Well, I'm just the question of my game, right? Like, you know, and maybe, maybe
it's just the fact that whenever a trans person kills someone, it gets get amplified by TV
shows and stuff. And then it's actually disproportionate and actually trans people who on our HIT
are at the exact same likelihood it's a random person to just kill someone.
So I'm just a patent here. I'm trying to find out is it like a causation or correlation.
Basically I've been seeing a lot of documentaries where people are on hormone replacement therapies,
end up killing or murdering or becoming depressed, etc.
depressed, etc. But let's just let's just focus on like murdering people and shooting
people and stuff. Is there some elevated level of murder with people who are doing HRT or
is it the same as any normal person?
It's mostly correlation with a side of male pattern retention, not some magic HRT murder
juice.
The big Swedish study from 2011 followed people post-surgery and hormones.
Male to female folks kept committing crimes at rates way closer to regular dudes than
to women, like 6 times more likely for any crime and 18 times for violent shit compared
to female controls, but not different from male controls.
Nostostarone absolutely correlates with aggression.
Prisoners with sky-high T-levels commit more violent crimes.
And meta-analysis show a weak but real link, especially in men.
But pumping T into someone doesn't flip a become-a-shooter switch.
Causality's shaky as fuck.
More like it amps up existing traits in competitive or stressed situations.
Trans people overall?
They're victims of violence way more.
Four times the violent crime rate.
trans women getting gunned down disproportionately. No solid data shows HRT folks murdering at
some insane elevated rate compared to the general pop. Documentaries cherry pick the
depressed ones because misery sells. Mass shooters are overwhelmingly young cis dudes
with grudges, not HRT cases. Your patterns probably selection bugs. People already
unstable enough to go on hormones in a fucked up world might carry other risk factors.
Which is what I'm saying.
Testosterone's the spark, not the gasoline.
Which is what I'm saying.
Reality is messy.
Media's messier.
If you're already mentally ill, and then you happen to take it, right?
And then on top of that, the other, um, solution bias of people who are trans who shoot people
are far more likely to have documentaries and YouTube things made on them than a
guy who just shoots people.
Um, but I'm, I'm really am, and it's this, okay.
So this is true then, there's not some elevated murder chance based on people doing HRT.
Can you like do a little deep dive research just to confirm that's actually true?
I want, did it?
Okay, my message I spoke out loud didn't fully protest.
I want you to look up to see just to confirm there is no elevation and murder rates based
some people are doing HIT.
No, there's no solid evidence of an elevated murder rate specifically tied to HRT itself.
The data's a fucking mess.
But what we've got points to correlation, not causation from the hormones.
The key Swedish study tracked 324 post-op trans people from 1973 to 2003.
Male to female kept a male pattern of criminality.
Violent crime risk matched regular dudes, not women.
Female to male shifted toward male rates too.
Violent crime included homicide and attempted homicide, but they didn't break out actual murders
separately because the numbers were tiny. Only 14 violent convictions total in the whole group.
Trans people are way more likely to get murdered than to murders.
Alright, I believe it. I believe it.
So it is. So the question that I was asking, is it the HRT causing people to become mentally
ill and then shooting people? It looks like that's not the case at all.
It looks like the case is people who happen to be already mentally ill, right?
When I say, okay, to be clear, when I'm saying mentally ill, I mean people who
Who would go out with a gun and shoot people, right?
That's what I'm saying.
Try and fix it and it doesn't work
and they're still bricked anyway.
And then what happens is selection bias
because the person is trans or doing HRT,
it then gets a magnifying glass put on it
and multiplied by a factor of 50
and it makes it look like it's happening all the time
when actually tons of normal shootings are happening
but no one gives a fuck
because it's like, I just got shot some people up.
So it's one of those things where,
which, you know, that's where we're at.
That's where we're at.
That's, and that seems to be the case.
I just, it's just, I just noticed a pattern.
Like I just seen like multiple documentaries in a row
where it was like, this guy's doing H.I.T.
This person did this awful thing.
And I was like, wait, is it that, that happens?
Is there some sort of causation there?
The nuts just, it's, yeah, okay.
By the 16 year old Julia Grace Adler
explains that the intruder broke in
through the sliding glass door in the back of the house.
I don't think the door was locked, but I don't think you knew that.
There was a hammer by the back window.
Was it your hammer, or did they bring it with them?
It was just the house hammer, just by the back.
I think they stuck it down, just they grabbed it
and dropped it in the window.
So they broke the window with a hammer
that you already had in your yard?
Yeah, it was the glass.
OK, let's take a deep breath.
You haven't heard them in a while, right?
So, was there only one person that you saw?
That I saw, yeah, there was one person.
Okay, and where are you in the house right now?
I'm just in the living room.
Okay, we already have hope on the way,
so just take a deep breath, okay?
Did they try to make contact with you?
No, because I brought the only thing I was able to grab
in time were the dogs, because I wanted them with me.
I don't know if it was to kill the lobbyist.
Is there anyone out that home with you?
But we bought her a good book.
Does it mean expecting anyone to come home?
It's just my love and her boyfriend who's out getting to buy you a bed frame for her bed.
So they were out buying herself some.
Is she going to be a little girl?
No, man.
I know this is really scary.
But your mom and her boyfriend should be on their way home?
No, there is. Take a deep breath. We have officers that are coming into the area really
soon and I'm going to stay on the phone with you just in case. Okay.
With officers on there, what are we listening to? We're listening to a person pretend to
be sad and like do a role play performance on the phone about her fucking mom and
a boyfriend being did, but she actually killed them.
The way the dispatcher takes steps to ensure the home is safe for them to enter, but a simple
question changes everything in an instant.
Spoiler.
The title is called, Dane Kills Mom Off The Being Misjaded.
That's literally...
Do you show your dogs with you?
Isn't that just still in my room?
I didn't want them getting blood all over their paws.
Right.
Right.
They're still in my room, but I didn't want them out, because I didn't want them getting blood all over them.
Right, right.
Did you take blood all over their paws?
Yeah.
Is there blood inside your house?
Yes.
So who's blood is it?
We're talking about this.
Your bladder is a person who broke in blood. Are you injured?
She's eluded like multiple times. I guess the 9-1-1 cooperate gets to cause us all the time right with someone's just sobbing
It's the first new broken. It's their blood. Where is it at?
No, I don't I don't know if it's their mother-in-law, but I don't think it's
Through what I heard when I was hiding in my room
If someone does that conditional statement, if someone broke into your house, nothing's
your fault.
Spoiler alert, no one broke into my house.
Do you know if anyone is hurt at your house?
Officers with the Palm Bay Police Department arrive in greet Julia at the door, seemingly
unaware of the grim scene waiting on the other side.
Hello!
Hey, Dylan.
What's going on?
Why is there blood on the floor?
Canceler.
Huh?
Please.
What? Are you okay? Are you bleeding?
No.
Who's bleeding?
That's pathetic.
I'm all in this for fun.
Come outside. Come outside.
What is going on? Why is that door smell?
I'm so unkind.
That's point acting bro. I must admit this this makes me dislike this like human being so much
To the particularly of medical respond we have blood on the floor
It's a boy girl. I think it's a boy transition to a girl
So, yeah
Thing is okay. I want to see what this happens the interrogation think about this you've raised your kid for like the majority of your life
They've been the same dinner. You're so used to calling them the same gender
You missed the end of them
Dude how do you not you've been calling your boy a boy your entire life and then they switch they switch it up
Oh wait wrong way is it a girl going to boy or a boy going to go I don't know I don't know which way it's going
I mean physically, I guess.
He's healthy.
Body on the bathroom floor.
Black fingernail paint, by the way.
That's a red flag.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
You know black fingernail paint by the way, just that's a red flag
Julia's mother 38 year old Kelly McCollum and Kelly's boyfriend 22 year old Matthew Zenor are found inside
Both appearing to have suffered multiple gunshot wounds a large chef's knife with presumed blood on the blade sits on the bathroom counter
consistent with the multiple stab wounds on Matthew Jesus Christ those victims are beyond any hope of saving
If you just grab the phone inside, are you her anyway?
I hate this point, I didn't want to fuck dude, it just irritates me, I hate the acting, I
hate people lying, especially when they've killed someone.
And it irritates me at a primal level, it really does, you should just be executed
Honestly
Andy know what I'm saying is of course, I'm sorry, Andy
I I know that this is this murder these people, right?
So then it makes this entire act so despicable
Yes, that's yes. I'm a hunter Andy. Yes, and I'm going with the context
This is a killer so watching them pretend to be incident. I just got to the phone
Like dude, what do you want about that's why it's irritating if I was watching this raw dog
I wouldn't immediately think oh this person's guilty, of course, but I know that the person's guilty. Holy shit. That is a unit
That cop is a unit
Is there any arguments or anything?
Connect me.
Between no.
Me and my mom's.
What's your pass agility test?
You're not told in a long time.
I'm going to start.
This is all that I want over there.
Hey, it's OK.
I don't know if I can't go home.
It's OK.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
Officers that I'd be so confused by the way
I chat I'm scared. I'd be scared like this person kills someone because they got I mean, it's pray. It's probably clickbait, right?
After being misgendered or whatever like I'd be like good. What I'm like, I'm like, uh, I don't even know what I default to you
She I think I default to she here. I think I default to shit. I don't know
Do you just call him it like what do you do when you don't know?
What are you doing? You don't know
Do you go with the shit they are they?
With a day, okay. Leah if there are other family members who can I'm scared dude. I don't want to get shot. You know like dog
the fuck
Contacted but the teens only immediate relevant. They didn't that makes sense. I just don't think that they but I think they I think of a group of people
I think of I don't default to that. I'm just so I'm such a I'm such a normal
brain guy. I just think of like a
Just a dude or a chick, right?
If I'm just like a dude or a chick, Bob's, you know, like, oh, hey, man.
The tips are a father and out of state.
It's in my brain.
It's not very family thing to do.
I apologize for having to.
It's not very family thing to do.
Why did she think about this?
I apologize for having feelings.
Really mainly think, like, OK, wait, what?
So this is a girl presenting as dude says the correct pronouns and meant him
No
Yeah, she's
Poor girl just to fucking stop mischandering her right now. She's gonna kill you bro. She's gonna fucking kill wait. He's gonna kill you
Nicholas, I've been there for so long.
Repair this.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, so Julia has moved farther down the driveway,
kept out of earshot as officers discussed the details
with a sergeant who has just arrived on scene.
Mm-hmm.
The thing is, when I'm thinking of a person,
like, you don't even, like,
wow, wait a minute, it's innate.
I don't even think for a second about pronouns
or whatever it's like no what i'm thinking is like you don't like the whole jinnah thing and like
also not a manly thing to do or feminine thing to do or whatever you don't think are you really
planning to listen 30 well you don't you don't like uh you don't think about that it's just like
but then again it is a pretty big deal if someone's a girl or a guy like i'm gonna go hang out
with someone and there's a girl or a guy that is a big deal but i don't think about it like it's
in like a pronoun thing or like a generic thing or whatever it's just like it's just an implicit
reality of like the the person just just a known thing well i do think what yeah i don't know
what it's weird it's fucking weird because you are no yeah i don't think so
and also what you're made now outside the back door there's a
an apps website that's where he busted the door and there's shows not spent but there's show
around the outside of that car, which looked like the same as in the bathroom.
Okay. There's like three or four, and these showcases came about right here.
The sergeant relays this information to an arriving detective, along with a harrowing theory.
I'm going to put this into a bio-morphine where they can control that thing on the flight.
You can see the room possibly through the stream door in the back.
I know. Some packs back there on the floor.
There's an hour.
I don't know.
There is history of D.D.
Yeah, I guess that's the story out here.
Just here's one of our last call out there.
I think we'll check this history.
three months earlier on April 8th, 2024, officers have been called to the home for a domestic dispute between Kelly and Julia footage obtained from this incident reveals a troubling history between them.
So my daughter having a hard time with my teenage daughter.
Yeah.
She's been neglected for the last, neglected twice.
I agree that is when you're crazy, right?
And they like forcibly institutionalize you in some sort of mental health place.
Oh, that's not good.
I mean, the business clearly.
Medial, right?
Like, genuinely.
Like it's not, and I'm not, again, she was this, right?
People try and say like, oh, anyone who's trans medial, it just, it's at the, okay.
That's not the case.
That's not the case
What I'm saying is it just happens is a lot of mentally ill people who have me it's just like she's clip like she she murdered her fucking parents
Right, it just happens is a bit of overlap. Yeah, there's a pray of end diagram there
But it's not like all trans people like this like they're not all murderers
We're better. She just looked at the stats and actually the stats show that it's exactly the same
if you like, you know, they the chicks who do TRT
go to male crime rates, dudes who go on the fucking estrogen go to female crime rates.
She's in the last month. She took fears.
But what I was saying is she's clearly like, so they know about this.
And I give them back. I said, I don't know. She's not getting back. She's starting to drink.
I have her phone.
Literally, exactly wrong. That's what we just, that's what the Swedish study just showed.
She's obsessed about it.
She's punished.
When she was drinking alcohol, I took the phone and just like give back, give back.
She barricades her room.
Like, what?
That's literally what it showed.
It said it tracks.
It tracks.
That one said, wait, what are you, okay, whatever, do you want me to add up a room?
I said, I'm going to add up a room.
I said, I'm going to add up a room.
On the thing, she threw her out.
She got an 11, yes.
From the level.
From the level.
Very fast.
Starts to run towards the door.
I didn't want to touch her.
So, I grabbed the back of the hoodie.
Again, he said, wait, I'll have my phone.
I grabbed the hoodie and she fell on her butt.
But she goes, you choked me.
You choked me.
I didn't mean to choke you.
I'm sorry.
I grabbed the hoodie because you were running out the door,
didn't know where you were going with the cell phone.
Kelly explained that Julia went into the bathroom
and locked the door.
The officers went inside to ensure Julia's safety.
You haven't made any kind of statements
tonight when they heard from all of them,
or yes, you guys got into an altercation.
And were you drinking beer?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
No, I'm just an ugly cryer, so it's probably why my face looks red or whatever.
Well, no, she said that you, like, I guess possibly grabbed a beer for a future.
I think I just grabbed it to just be, like, annoyed or something like that.
Why does she keep saying it like that?
Why didn't she just be just explicit?
To me, kind of.
Yeah.
If I guess it says there's a gray area there where she could,
she doing it on a note or like, like, you think you grabbed it?
Because did you grab it on a note?
Did you drink it?
I've like, I mean, I've done that after ensuring Julia was okay and unharmed.
The officer expressed his concerns, bringing up another past incident.
We just don't want it to escalate to the point where we start making irrational
statements or or actions towards ourselves or someone else, right?
Because obviously- How old are you?
I mean, what happened last time that we came?
You had to get lost for a while.
Yeah.
Yeah.
According to police records during the previous call Julia was sent for a
psychiatric evaluation after taking too much Tylenol I don't even know what Tylenol is
I just know some shit Zuma's do like they'd like I'm on Tylenol is it like
cough syrup or something Tylenol give you what is it what is it
Wait, Paracetamol? Wait, what?
Tylenol, dude, that's some Zoomer shit.
Or anything, I'd rather you talk than bottle it up.
Wait, Tylenol, isn't it?
Wait, Tylenol.
Can you get high on the Tylenol?
I don't know, apparently you can, I don't know what to say.
When you bottle it up, you're just going to keep piling stuff on, and it's just going
to blow up, right?
That's used to what happens.
I don't want that to happen.
But now, three months later, a full-blown tragedy has just taken place, and detectives
must work to figure out exactly what happened.
Julia explains to a detective that it was still lied outside when an intruder came to
the back door. After seeing him, Julia claims to have grabbed the two dogs and fled to the
bedroom.
in my room. It was so loud. It was so loud.
What was loud?
It was so quiet. It was silencing. I heard.
What was loud? Like yelling?
No, I think I heard gunshots.
Okay.
And when I heard those, I knew that someone had died.
I don't know if that sounds stupid, but I just...
So how long ago did you hear any stun shots?
Hourish, maybe more.
I just couldn't tell.
I just felt like so long.
The silence was so loud.
did you see when you came out?
So we're just playing this with a boyfriend.
I came home and killed him.
Oh my bad, I'm trying to, by the way, I'm bad, my bad.
Oh, do you want me to react?
My bad.
Um, I'll be honest with you, I'm doing a banny bait hunt right now.
I'm gonna banny bait a hunt.
My bad, I got derailed.
Who killed them?
I don't know.
I lost my graver faster.
There should still be her eyes at all.
The detective learns that Julia spoke with Kelly via text while she and Matthew were out of the house.
But after reading this conversation, something clearly doesn't add up.
I'm on the benny bed of Hunt, by the way, so I'm spiced out.
He's even paying attention.
33 seconds ago, he beat me to it, bro.
He beat me to...
It's immediately one step ahead of me, bro.
You guys are having conversations, but you said it was a light out when someone started
breaking into the house, but these text conversations are happening at 9.15 p.m.
I'm not exactly sure.
Maybe it was like some sort of shit.
But the confusion doesn't end with Julia's unclear timeline.
the home officers struggle to make sense of a crime scene that becomes more puzzling by the second.
and then he comes out and he's sitting over over here.
Yeah.
While there are multiple shell casings and unspent rounds of ammunition throughout the house,
there's no sign of a gun anywhere.
Is there guns inside the home?
Yeah, there was.
There was? Where did it go?
I don't know.
How do you know it's not there anymore?
I don't know.
Why is it always like photos of these people who like kill people and they're like at gun
ranges with fucking big ass rifles and shit?
Like it seems like there's been a diagram of people who are like gun enthusiasts and
how many people and they immediately go and shoot a bunch of people.
I guess it makes sense, right, if you don't have guns you just kinda have to shoot
people.
I don't know, I just, I went into my mom's room and I, before I called my little one
because I wanted to see if people would stay here a minute.
Okay, what did you do when you were in your mom's room?
She has this lock box where she kept a lot of my things.
So I looked in there to see if it's stolen any electronics or anything.
So they're expensive and I can see the whole story.
The gun was the most.
Along with the gun, Julia claims several boxes of ammunition
were also missing from Kelly's room.
The detective steps away momentarily asking an officer to give Julia a patdown.
Wait, so Kelly's the mom.
So the gun range chick is the mom.
I'm paying attention. I'm paying attention. I'm totally locked in. I'm locked in.
These your iPods
Afterward the detective calls the officer away from Julia
Rather than confront Julia
So because the office they're doing the detective work are kind of confused like if they're like telling about the guy came in the window and all the stuff and they
Kind of like he came in the air shop there, but it's the interrogation. Just talking to it. Nothing lines up
All the timelines are wrong the text messages. Nothing lying. That's all doesn't make any sense
Right the detective continues asking questions search and I'll be you detective by the way
She comes up as like endearing and trying to help her instant
And she's just buying buying all but actually she's gigas us like it's just you know that among us
Imposter detective music, you know is going off I need sound effects, bro
I need to get my hands in the sound effects. I can use them ironically, but yeah, that's what's happening
Yeah, I'll leave you fucking detective for anything else that might confirm
I want to touch your body
What do you mean by make things worse? I didn't know if like it would hurt or if like
I was, I don't know, there was a little pain, I like moving her and I don't know.
Okay, was she breathing when you saw her?
I don't think so.
Did you check to see if she had a pulse or anything like that?
I didn't touch her so no, but I did hear her breathing and there was a big pool of blood, so I just assumed, I guess.
So you just what?
So that goes
Is that you do the same thing?
I found my parents like shot up and I'm fucking get me covered in blood, bro
I'm in there trying to apply pressure fucking calling the phone the fucking 9-1-1 trying to see PR
I'm going I'm covered in shit. I'm doing I'm maximizing my chances that they can somehow keep one of them alive
They're brain going and you know, they're all bloody. I don't want to get I'm covered in shit
Blood all over my hands, I guess, yeah, well, I didn't want...
I mean, okay, let's see, it depends on the wounds, right? It depends on the wounds, depending on what I would do.
Basically, you want to just put pressure on main wounds and, you know, potentially tourniquet
or do some sort of indirect pressure depending on where the wound is.
If you don't know that, Gens, this is some classic... I've done medical training, so...
Well, like, if I did anything...
I'm in it right still blood seems to have transferred on to Julia's shoes as bloody
footprints are discovered throughout the house these look like converse yeah those
are I think ours shoes and the gun have you ever touched the gun
You're familiar with guns and how they work, how to shoot.
Oh, I know it's a lot for you to process.
I know it's a lot going on right now for you.
Obviously, we're going to do our absolute best to figure out what happened here.
You know, she'd be more randomized.
Because, you know, it's your mom, right?
We want justice for your mom and her boyfriend to figure out who did this and why.
Is anybody from the mine?
Do you guys have, do you have crevices up right now?
I can't use that shit, right?
Drugs and stuff, I don't know if,
if it was sold or not, some kind of like, crush.
Yeah, you can be willing and then mirandize them,
that way you can use it in court, right?
But if they just say, if you just interrogate them
without mirandizing, can't they just,
can't the lawyers say, nah.
Or maybe they have an off camera, I think.
Came after them, or?
You came before?
Because this should be like sinking out.
Yeah, but they didn't really seem like
wanted to meet in particular. Because if you think about it, if I know that there's a dog
who's barking and you don't go to a room with a pit bull in it, that's obviously the other thing to do.
If you think they knew you were there?
Well, I think they saw me, but I don't think they
really pay attention to-
It's supposed to be Erdain the fuck out of me, Chad.
I was also focusing on getting my dogs to be out of trouble right because I had them for years and
loved them with all my heart. So why do you think it is that you didn't come after the dogs?
By Julia's account the killer smashed through the unlocked sliding glass door,
took Kelly's gun and ammunition from her bedroom, waited for Kelly and Matthew to return home,
shot them both and fled.
It makes literally no sense.
Literally no sense.
For what?
They're rubbery?
Okay, what?
She broke in, stayed in the room,
which is there the whole time.
It makes no sense.
All while leaving behind a potential witness
who could have identified him.
It's a tall tale, but whether there's truth
to any of it remains to be seen.
For now, the detective leaves Julia
officer, who keeps a watchful eye.
While the search warrant is secured for the residence, Julia is taken to the police
station and they left in the care of two officers.
Wow, what a night, it's so busy here.
Sorry to kind of like add more to your plate for you.
I want to try something.
I don't know.
Well, I get that a lot.
I guess it's how the house is doing it, you know.
Hold on a minute.
Did you hit the lady who threw her mouth earlier?
That's where I was at.
Somebody got hit by a car.
Was it you?
OK.
You apologized, so I thought I'd figure it out.
Oh, sorry, I did it.
Wait, it was you?
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, I'm the criminal here.
An officer then collects Julie's shoes, giving the teenager a pair of booties and a snack.
What mom and dad sees?
Bye morning Julia is still waiting for detectives to begin questioning.
Officers assigned to Julia's care deliver breakfast, and put on a popular anime called
Death Note.
The show centers on a teenager with a supernatural notebook that allows its user to kill anyone
whose name is written in it, as long as they know the person's face.
Finally, detectives bring Julia into the interrogation room, where the truth of what happened to Kelly
and Matthew will soon come to light.
But first, they address something new they've learned about Julia.
I'm sorry that you let's really just was that accurate because I don't want to
You know
Yeah, um, and what are your pronouns people might be asking I usually okay
Hey, okay, so other things in a couple of hours. So when you've been with us, I gotta read you this thing
your rights
First I just thought about something like is way better
As a chick
Transition to a dude way better. Oh my god, dude after watching these steroid videos
I was watching these steroid videos on God
on God
But the chicks who do steroids
Dude, they get like their fucking cheekbones grow out their fucking shit their shoulders get super wide their voice drops super low
Yeah, I mean watching coach Colton, bro
I mean watching coach Colton he shows these people the chick's gone steroids
Like they have dude they have to desperately do like surgeries and things to try and make themselves stay looking like a woman
Well, one thing is you can like go to be a super possible dude
Right, you can be a super possible dude
by spamming steroids if you if that's what you if that's what your goal was
Right you get facial hair growth all that shit like everything you would want you can get pretty much except for a penis
But I mean you can get this surgery
That's just it's actually it says you bullshit like that she is being like being a trans being trans and then
Going from kill the guy is OP. I think it's OP bro. It's OP
It's way easier way easier
It's like easy mode bro. Like it's like you're playing like it's like playing on trade leagues off-core
compared to being a guy trying to go go mode.
Because you can't like ungrow your bone structure, you know,
you know what I'm saying? Whereas they can, they literally do
the chicks are going steroids. They actually grow all the extra shit out.
You know what I'm saying? Incredible analysis. What, dude, look at chicks on steroids.
They look like good. It's crazy.
What's going on?
They get really masculine.
Do you know what our move is, Reference?
I think I wanted to go to like the party or something and she didn't mind me about it and I was mad at her for just going without me.
I think you saw along those lines.
But you wanted to be, you wanted to go out and have a good time too. It was like a birthday party.
I think so. Something like that.
So she comes home with him and you wake up and you guys get into a little bit of a disagreement.
You're expressing your frustrations rightfully so. You want to go to this party.
Um, and she's expressing her frustrations back.
What, what is she saying back to you?
Just as back and forth of, I did tell you, you know, you didn't.
So what came of that?
I think she took my iPod and my phone, but before she left again, she gave it
back, so I'd be able to text her.
According to Julia, how old is they?
How old is they?
I still don't know.
Did I miss that part?
Wait, 16 taking iPod
Shit, you know I'm trying to be inclusive, bro. How does they
I'm trying to be what the devices were confiscated Kelly would put them in the lockbox in her bedroom. So I
See if it's stolen any like electronics or anything like so expensive before they continue Julia asked to use the restroom
They take the opportunity to collect the teenager's clothing for evidence,
trading them for a jumpsuit.
When questioning Zooms, they press more about the ongoing disputes with Kelly.
Well, me and her would have a lot of arguments about things, especially over like me being trans,
as she'd be like, you're not a real boy and little boy and all, you know,
the whole spiel of transphobic stuff.
She doesn't approve of your lifestyle, but she doesn't approve of that.
But you said she's she was like trying to kind of meet me in the middle, but it wasn't really working out the way
What's the deal? What's the deal if you kid is saying some shit like they're trans okay, right?
They say in some shit like this and they want to do some they get they're talking about doing some shit
They're talking about like they're gonna get like some shit from some guys in school
And they're gonna get peptides and hormones and they're gonna say they're gonna transition
Wait your kids 16. Are you gonna say fuck off? We're moving
And do they even get you can you can you just go go to like the ranch? Can you just are you allowed to just do that?
Like I don't know how that works
Can you just go to the fucking ranch?
Like can I can I just up work? Can you just remove this person from their entire system?
And go somewhere where they couldn't possibly get this type of stuff and then you know
Just try and let puberty do its thing and like get them through without any of that shit
Or is that illegal? I don't know. That's I don't know how that works
At what point can you know like did the kids get autonomy?
I'm just thinking about market is that yeah, that's my kid
18 okay. Yeah, that's what's happening. My kids start throwing some shit like this problem
I'm operating my entire life and my family's life
I'm gonna go somewhere where they can't do any of that shit and until they they did 18
I'm gonna I will I will just completely change everything. Oh we'll move countries if it's if that's what is required
Okay, so hopefully they just go get out of that face
You know, hopefully you know you're getting left sunlight and you get away and get no phones
Just full ranch mode dude full ranch mode and
That you know, but then what's that ten the thing is what could happen is they could just resent you and hey you that whole time
And then be super pissed off and then gig a quadruple down and the second I turn 18
Leave and immediately do the most
The most HRT you've ever seen, you know, that's what could happen
That's when you bake right then but now that doesn't work because it's just what this lady tried that's crazy, bro
That's then you get shot. Yeah, then that's you. Yeah, that's the most you there is to shoot you
I mean did I just pray god, dude? I pray to Jesus
I just pray like dude, we have got way too lucky for example for all my way four kids and not a single one knock on wood
It's got any that has not had any physical illness
Mental illness. They're all just like there's been nothing wrong with them
I'm just like when's it gonna happen one of them is gonna something's gonna happen soon enough, right?
Something's bad's gonna happen because I've been hearing all these horror stories
The other people's kids and what's been going on like man. We're so lucky. We're so lucky, but like for we got four kids
That's like if you got two kids. I got twice the likelihood that one of them is gonna get bricked
Right or one of them's gonna have a illness or one of them's gonna have a some awful thing, right?
Five including me so I'm just I'm like I'm getting ready for that moment
Why I'm gonna vest that one not trying there's no such thing as manifesting bros called being prepared for a bad scenario
scenario and then being ready to try and fix it as soon as possible.
You know, let's try to come out with plans.
Like if you can fix it, yeah, I'm a practical guy, I'm a practical guy, like one of them.
I mean, you know, it's because it's like there's so many mental and physical disabilities
and things that you can be afflicted by, right?
With four kids, one of them is going to have some real bad shit at some point,
right?
And I'm just getting ready.
And I'm just thinking to myself, wait, what's my plan?
If one of my kids is like doing this shit, what's my plan?
I think it's to go to the ranch, bro.
It's going full ranch mode.
That's it.
It's my only plan.
Well, that will all the time.
Should we try to call me child instead of because it's more
like gender neutral rather than kind of meeting in the middle,
I guess Kelly's Facebook page is filled with photos that
suggests they once shared a close bond in a video.
Kelly posted in February of 2020 affectionately captioned
My Julia. The preteen proudly speaks in support of Kelly's business.
My name is Julia and I want to tell you about
if you want to learn more go to my mom's website.
But as the interrogation continues it becomes clear the relationship between them
had deeply fractured following Julia's decision to transition.
She misgendering you, you know, so when you guys are arguing is she intentionally
You know calling you she or not using the appropriate pronouns or not referring to you as Jasper and referring you as Julia
and like
Actually kind of being like
This is gonna be kind of over. She'd be like, oh you have breasts and over the giant and blood all that you know
Kind of
That's that bogey was that I'm just like wow I'm so confused
Did my kids like, I'm a girl so I have a vagina, thank the boys, he has a penis, that's what
they say.
One of my kids, dude, my boy keeps like, for some reason, he just goes around telling
everyone that, my dad's got a huge penis.
He told my sister, just like, because we got the pool and they're getting changed
And he's like, they just do some shit.
They run around, they just run around naked, right?
And they're like, ah, penis, my penis.
And then he hears the word penis.
And he goes and tells my sister,
my dad's got a huge penis.
And then he did the same.
Bro, he did the same thing to the candy teacher.
He just busts it out.
Like, he just, he goes around just talking
about how his dad is a mess of pain.
And he's like, why, why did he keep doing that?
Like, I'm like, boy, stop telling me.
Look at my huge.
You know what it is?
Now, guys, I don't have a huge penis.
He's just he's just like, you know, you get you get changed.
You're going to the whatever you get changed.
And like, he's obviously a little fucking whatever, four year old.
And I'm a full grown man.
So he's like, man, what the hell?
I can't show you guys.
I can't show you it.
But yeah, he.
He just keeps telling everyone about it, bro.
Like, Kendi teaches dog.
She'll get my back.
I know you don't think I know that because obviously it's kind of painful
Because she would always...
My point that I'm making here is it's not vulgar, it's not weird.
It's just factual. It's just factual.
Girls have titties and vaginas, guys have penises.
That's funny because that's what my kids, they spam.
For whatever reason, it's just like a point of difference between all the cousins.
Because we have a group of kids, they all play together all the time, and they segregate.
Yeah, and they you know, whenever they're getting whenever they're having you know, pool time or going in the showers. It's like team guill team guy
Yeah, I mean I
Fucking kind of fucking way it's not weird. It's not weird, bro
You guys have not have kids if you don't know this bro, don't even get me started bro
I said, no, maybe you know what?
It's the dad in chat would totally know I'm gonna talk about
about, but we're actually not going to talk about it because actually the non dads are
going to be like, what the hell is he talking about?
Say that all the time.
But like, I could tell you something that's super relatable to all the dads in chat.
That'll be like classic, dude, classic, but hey, and it's what it is.
Stupid.
Like that.
No, it's not real.
Even if you get the surgeries, it's not real and things like that.
Is that something you guys had discussed?
Getting surgeries and whatnot?
A lot.
Yeah.
And she'd be like, oh, I don't want you to tell you guys, okay, tell you
guys.
I just said this is the relatable thing my my my boy keeps going flexing his penis muscles, okay?
He's like watch this watch this look at my penis muscles, and he's flexes
It's the old naked getting changed right and he's just like and then then his cousin is like yeah
Look at my penis muscles, and they're all just like my brother
Me and my brother-in-law like dude. Stop fucking relax
Relax because this is like you're gonna stand
They're just excited that they can do a trick.
They just love doing cool tricks.
And this is one of the tricks they can do.
I want to fake like that.
Three months earlier, during the domestic dispute called,
Kelly discussed this ongoing conflict with police.
Basically, the kids get into now, this old trans,
it's so bad and I'm totally against it.
But I still was kind.
I was like, if you want to think you're a boy,
You can think that, but you're my daughter, you're Julia, who's not gonna talk about it.
As for Matthew, Julia says they never discussed it, so this was never a point of contention
between them.
Me and him didn't really talk a lot as a thing.
We like, we're like kind of peaceful, but like co-existing, co-existing, that sort.
We weren't friends, but like, we weren't necessarily enemies either.
It's kind of just whatever.
You're just a couple years older than you, right?
Yeah.
How do you feel about that?
No, I didn't like it.
What?
I don't really support their relationships with things.
Why is Mom's a cougar?
Wait, what?
Oh.
It's the only kind of like tension that there was between us,
because it would always be kind of awkward
when I was just me and him in the house,
because we wouldn't say shit to each other.
Because it's kind of like,
I don't really want you here,
even when it was kind of obvious,
because I didn't support their relationship at all.
Potential motives uncovered and best I mean it's if it was a role to reverse if it was a really old dude with these to be young
Chick it'd be more weird
Spence the old chick with the young dude. It's like it seems pretty ethical to me. She the chick has the power here
She's she's the power plant. She's the cougar, right?
It or still must work to unravel a tangled story filled with many contradictions
Unanswered questions and disturbing clues
She's mauling the shit out of him.
The argument that you had today, she takes the iPod away and the phone.
She ends up giving it back before she leaves.
Where is she going?
Are they, rather?
They went to go get a bed frame for her bed because she got tired of it being on the
floor.
Julia claims Kelly and Matthew left together around 7 or 8 p.m.
And shortly after...
I had nothing wrong with having a bed on the floor by the way.
I did that for years.
Okay, years and years and years.
Alright, they always say it's gonna mold. The man who's gonna mold doesn't mold. That's full of shit.
Here is when the alleged intruder made his appearance.
I only go, the only, I was forced to get a bed frame for the bedroom
because my mom's assistant is coming over from United Kingdom and they want it and they would,
my mom didn't want them to see the studio without the bed, without the bed on the floor
because she said it was like a hover lord depressing.
And it's the only reason I only did it for my mom because she just wanted to impress her sisters.
That's it.
So what do you hear next after that?
Well, I hide and I'm just sitting there hiding the dogs are working and I hear the glass shatter and come in so I knew that it's probably him coming in.
But hours earlier an officer waiting with Julia made a crucial observation, raising the possibility that someone else may have broken the glass door.
Come on up to your hand.
Um, so just an old scar.
You getting to an accident or something?
One day I'd come home from doing whatever I was doing and I forgot my key and mom was
called.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
She giggled on the spot.
Terrible lie.
Terrible lie.
Holy fuck.
This is like, you know, like that game where you put a press X to doubt and the
guys doing some shit.
No, I forgot my key and almost
called my window and got in.
You punched the window.
Those rocks or anything outside?
I don't know if I could find, but.
Oh, I'm hanging nails.
Oh, oh, I don't know.
It's just can you spam any more emotes to imply that you're just making this shit up? Can you spam anymore?
Can you spam anymore?
So cover yes
According to police records the glass from the back sliding door was found on top of Julia's bloody footprints as well as Kelly's lead and Matthew's
Cell phone meaning the glass had been shattered after the murders to place
Though the detectives are aware of this fact they allow Julia to continue the story
After a while, he's walking around again here.
That's the cool thing about this, like people, these fucking nazis, the way she's looking
down, she thinks she's tricking everyone and pulling everyone, right?
Let's not get it twisted.
But you just let them just dig themselves into a hole.
It's great.
But the sad thing is these motherfuckers always end up killing someone and hurting
other people.
But it's really easy to incriminate them because they think they're just smarter
and better than everyone, so then they just do this shit.
Like, doing something and there's like a lot of-
I'm smart enough to realize that I'm a retard and if I was ever in some trouble and I was like trying to get out of it
I'd immediately be like yo lawyer up
Law me up now if I'm fully innocent and I'm trying to help other police do an investigation
I'm not luring up. I'm just gonna hear and help them because I'm a believer in the system
And I wouldn't think they're trying to get me I would try and help but if I was guilty, I would absolutely lawyer up
100% banging
I hear like wood cracking and stuff.
I think he kicked down the door to my mom's room.
Julia says nearly an hour passed
with the intruder in the house
before Kelly and Matthew arrived home.
How did you know it was then walking through the door?
I don't know, I guess I just assumed,
because I didn't think I-
It ran into a rice in your house for an hour.
You just sit there in a room.
I heard their voices, or kind of I couldn't say, like, tell what they were saying, but
it sounded like, kind of sounded like them, so I assumed it was them.
And that's why I heard a wild, like, thinking that I assumed it was, like, young shots or
something and yelling.
Who was yelling?
I think Matthew was yelling.
What was he yelling?
I think it was some of the lines of, like,
stop or something.
You heard gunshots before?
Yeah.
And did it sound like gunshots to you?
Yeah.
OK.
And how many gunshots do you think you heard?
Like, five, six, six, me.
But once again, Julia shared something
with the officer in the lobby that
suggests the 16-year-old was much closer to the gunshots.
Is that right?
Yeah, that's, I don't know, it's often my ears kind of messing with me.
Shouldn't they be doing a gun?
Shouldn't they be doing a residue test on a rest?
I guess they're just not letting have a shower.
So then they're going to do that test later.
My bad, they, them fucking whatever, dude.
I don't know, man, I'm real bad.
I'm real bad, I'll be honest.
I'm real bad at the, the pronoun thing.
Okay, I'm re-medited. I'm re-medited. It's not intentional. It's fucking it's a year or something. It is what it is
Some uh things happening
Some of them are getting shots, so um
Yeah, I think that's what's making this read
Hopefully I don't have tonight this now
Yeah, how close were you to the gunshots?
That was in a different room, but it was still
I'm the master manipulator.
I'm the master manipulator.
I'm the master manipulator.
I am the master manipulator, I guess, that's buying my story.
What kind of gun do you want, though?
I don't remember. It was like a folding gun.
All the standard handguns, it was pretty small, like smaller than that one.
Okay.
Kelly's 38 special revolver was found in the backyard, just underneath Julia's bedroom window.
Julia again explains that more than an hour passed before it felt safe enough to emerge from the bedroom.
When I actually came out, the first thing I saw was a light on the ground.
Outside your bedroom door?
Okay.
Then what did you see next?
I was just irritating me from the tightest point.
I looked to the left and that's what I saw.
So you look like he was breathing when you looked into the bathroom?
Matt?
I think I could hear him faintly and it's like gurgling.
Despite signs that Matthew may have still been alive, Julia didn't call for an ambulance.
And I remember at some point I went in my mom's room and saw that the door had been
like it's kind of what I could have been like busted in.
Again, I was checking to see if anything had been stolen.
I saw the lock box where I assume I kept my devices.
I have my like stepfather Googling
like his last dying breath and I just ignored that
and they made it go see if people would
had stolen any possessions.
Like what the fuck?
No one do that ever.
No one's doing that ever.
She took them, you know, again,
vices that are expensive, such as, like,
let's get a good psycho.
My iPod or my phone that my dad had shut off,
things like that.
So you saw those in there?
So they hadn't been stolen?
Mm-mm.
These ear pods?
And that gun, that you're wearing.
I'm gonna just, aren't gonna,
they just killed them.
for the efforts.
Not what just did the technology.
Mom has the one that was missing.
Have you ever touched that gun before?
That's what I used to get trained for.
My gun certificate.
With Julia's account conflicting with evidence found at the scene,
investigators confront the teenager directly.
Can you quite honest with you, we don't believe that this is how this happened.
All right, we've looked over this crime scene and there's things in this crime scene that's
not adding up what you're saying, okay? Because I don't believe the story about someone coming into
the house. We looked at Isabella's camera, okay? We don't see nobody coming through that back door.
We see your parents coming home through the front door. We see bloody footprints inside the
the, uh, the dining room. We
are in front of the rear sliding glass door underneath the glass. That blood should be on top of the glass. Imagine straight up. Okay. Are you the reason why did you hurt your parents today, your mom and
answer. And if you did, was there a reason why you'd have to do it?
Put in the door to make it
theoretically speaking, let's say what you're saying that it was
theoretically speaking, let's say it was me, right? What?
So to be honest with you, it's not really theoretical at this
point. Everything you say to you is telling us that something
happened, that you're not telling us.
Julia tries to argue that there are blind spots on their security cameras and an intruder could have simply avoided them
But the detective reminds Julia that an intruder would have had to know where those blind spots were ahead of time
Something that is very unlikely in their experience. I used just about to say
What if it was you that did this?
same theoretically
Theoretically what?
You said that getting off your chest and whatever, but it's like that just that's not how that works. It's
Of course, of course, of course, it's not gonna go away that quick. It's not but
You give us a reason other people go look at this interview and
Then they want to know is this a monster over here or is this somebody who made a terrible mistake?
Given their out. You're out your mom and Matthew today
What are you basically saying that I did so that you would need my answer?
While the remainder of Julia's interview was redacted, the detectives provided a detailed
summary of the chilling confession that followed.
Julia admitted to breaking into Kelly's bedroom while she was gone, obtaining the revolver
and ammunition.
The teenager then waited in the kitchen for Kelly and Matthew to arrive home with a
gun.
The thing is you wouldn't concede that your child would do this, right?
This is just not conceivable.
You wouldn't think like, oh, I made my child
gonna break into my shit and take my gun
and then shoot me in my fucking partner.
Like, you're just not gonna think that's gonna be
an outcome that can happen.
And in one hand, and a knife hidden in a pants pocket,
when they walked through the front door at 10.34 p.m.,
Julia told them, welcome home.
Julia confessed to shooting and killing Kelly
before turning the gun on Matthew,
who pleaded for the team to stop.
Julia then followed Matthew into the bathroom
where he retreated, stabbing him multiple times
after running out of ammunition.
Finally, Julia reloaded the revolver
and shot Matthew one more time in the head,
ultimately killing him.
Julia then shattered the sliding glass door
and tossed the gun outside near the bedroom window
in an attempt to stage the crime scene as a break-in
and called 911 roughly 90 minutes later.
Julia admitted to reaching a breaking point
over Kelly's lack of support for the teen's transition
and Julia-
Honestly, it sounds like, I mean, she clearly planned it,
But it sounds like like passion driven as fuck.
And then after the fact, you tried to cover it up.
But it was it probably felt great in the moment.
She's like, yeah, it's a sweet.
I'm going to revenge.
I missed you and me taking my iPods from me.
I welcome home, bitch.
And then she tried to kill the guys.
Dianne is gurgling.
He's like, oh, my God, this is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
I mean, dude, I mean, what a good way to fuck up
like your own life and you are the person who like made you
And just some random guy sounds like some guy got fucking better at me dude. That's what you fuck with some cougars man
That's what happens
You get it sometimes you're gonna get devoured bro. It is what it is. It is what it is
You know, you did never do it like chat you will a cougar watch yourself
his lack of support for Kelly's relationship with 22 year old Matthew according to court documents on August 6th
2024 Julia Edler was indicted on two counts of first-degree premeditated murder with a firearm and was
held without bond. Julia Egler entered a written plea of not guilty, and the case is ongoing.
A public statement released by the Florida State's Attorney's Office confirms that Julia
will be prosecuted as an adult, adding that the teenager is not eligible to receive the
death penalty by law.
like 60 up no ah ah no i tried to pause i tried to pause i tried to pause but i
wanted i want you to think i didn't finish off the video okay but guilty okay
okay go do um
yeah let me think yeah 16 years old is this person able to be fixed you murder your mother and
And some other dude and then you try lie about it and try cover it up. Maybe maybe the only way you can re rehabilitate
Especially with modern technology coming definitely for the indefinite future. She should be put in jail
Right to just a rot and like just think about what she did
But maybe there could be some technology in the future to fix them some sort of
Psychiatric shit. I don't know some sort of brain camp
the bottom in here I mean I don't know if something maybe I don't know it's what it
seems like 16 because it is pretty young it did seem like quite passionate
but yeah I'm just retardation right I mean dude how often we've been so much
better off as you didn't have access to the guns but then the mother probably
thought there's no way that you could would access the gun and then shoot
you right it's just not a thing you would think that's scary chat being a
chat that just makes you scared as a dad. It makes me scared as a dad that like
you kid can be totally chill, totally normal, have a good relationship, everything's going great,
and then boom. You start beefing, fighting, like, and then bang, you did. What the fuck?
Do you think that's a raise issue guys? I think there's certain things we like oh that's bad parenting
We're like everything the way they're acting like that like for example that one
Ignorant guy in that cop car who acted the exact same way as the dad. Yeah bad parenting produced a bad child
But the ones were like your kid just chillin and then they just
They just randomly like has some mental thing and then they just fucking
Shoot a bunch of people. I don't know this can be back suck because some of these shooter guys
like
They seem totally normal and then boom they start getting to weird videos on the internet
You don't even know what's happening then they start they start obsessing over school shooters or something
You don't even know what's happening
Because they're doing it. They're just looking at that shit online at night and then boom
They got they get it get some shit and they've just done some awful atrocity. I
I was like, I don't know. I think you can just get a follow-up kid randomly
But it's a combination of
Physiology environment
bad energy and
The opportunity to do it
With the ability to carry it out, right?
So you have to get like you have to have some you have to be unlucky and on multiple vectors
But if you get if you happen to like get the fucking I think you can be a good parent and then you just get super unlucky
lucky and then your kid does some crazy shit. I think that's the case. Um, that mother did
she would seem like she was trying to just stop her kid from doing crazy shit. I mean,
didn't she, didn't she back, she back here to her kid twice, bro. That's crazy. But
guys, the whole, the whole, you're saying you're doing all this shit about like protecting
the trans mafia or some shit like that. I mean, we looked at the, we looked at those
stats and they, it looks like it's got nothing to do with being trans. It just happens that
like that. I think it's, it's a selection bias of whenever someone who's trans does
something, it gets blown away out of proportion because people hate trans people.
Like, let's be real. It's just like, uh, it's like people want that narrative to
be true super hard. So it's, and it's one of the things correlation business causation,
And it looks like it's just a correlation not a causation
But yeah, obviously fucking doing shit where you fuck with your brain chemicals and like fundamentals and what it is to be human
It's a bit sus. It is a bit sus, right?
Now I definitely it's like one of the things we can let you have some massive abnormality, right?
I don't think you should do that. She thinks you'd probably avoid that try be as nanny as possible
You know I'm saying
Is he still yapping? I'm still yapping, bro. I'm still yapping.
But yeah, they're wrong. That person in the video there
irritated me so much.
I'm like, 50 seconds in the video, I'm thinking, execute this person right now.
But then at you towards the end, I developed some level of rapport, like it's pretty unlucky for our 16
I mean, maybe don't kill it instantly, maybe just fucking lock her up and then hopefully
you can re-appelitate them somehow, but yeah, probably written off, let's be real, probably
written off.
Is there anything for second to think about or is it yeah?
Reacts are over.
All right guys, we are turning off the
Central social issues tag so any last time they got the 10 seconds
nine
eight
This is in no in none the more shit and check I won't hand nothing about nothing
No, no no T word
No, no fucking P would it's
No, no, no, uh, no talking about T-Witch.
I said, what, T-Witch?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Boom.
All right.
Pog.
Pog chance in the chat.
All right.
Who's ready for some fucking gaming?
Boys!
Ah, what's the TDS?
Are you really planning to listen 30 to some psycho porn acting?
I mean we are used to it.
You are quite passable.
Everyone, let's get a boba in this bitch.
You could put these kind of people in giant hamster wheels to generate power.
That way they can still be useful to others.
I literally stayed up late and lost some sleep to put my endless runners on
You got something on our latest ship!
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Kingsmash the Vines. Alright.
Guys, do not vote 5 plus. Last time it was 0.
Okay? Last time it was 0.
Last time it was 0.
Yo. Okay.
All right
No, it's crazy. Yeah, there you go. Did you do
Damn, it's not gonna get carried to that look like yeah, it sucks to be that guy
Guys, so if you don't know we managed to get
We managed to get a full simulacrum down
No cool. Hey, I
Have it. This is how many shimmers we got champ by the way. Oh my god. It did one map. Oh
My god. Oh my god. I did one map. Wow. Wow
Can India so you got like three maps he has like six maps three and ends. Oh
My god, Jesus Christ. What's that?
mini coffee
I got a I got a way 15 similar from Daniels today, Chad.
And we streamed on fucking Street Barmy yesterday, check this one out.
Texture left
Look at that one look at that one boys. Look at that one
So it's like 20 what is this
8 to all attributes 18 strength per point 5% life and then it's got Boston down
I'm us about the damage is a bit that's just bit sad to be some damage, but still
I can't look at it as an item.
So we got that one, another one which was 9 strength castries and then Fetal.
So it goes 5, 6 shares 11, 6 shares 11, 5, and then it goes 20 life, 10 and 3, and
then we got one here which is 5 lives, 7 flat, 13 strength.
And then we got one here. So they're not best, but like, you know, whatever, 11 flat, 6 all attributes, 5's in life.
They're not, they're not great. I am not CB immune, no. I'm not CB immune.
Fastest Uber kill.
This is the divine charm.
Why that take you guys so long?
Just kill him!
How much damage is that?
Is he hitting for a billion or something?
What is he hitting for?
Is he killing him?
How many less can you actually do though?
It's literally not the fastest this Rapture HG is the typical
500 millidbs. Well, it's not DPS, right? It's the
It's how much you can do in single hit like what's the ending?
I guess he does two hits there or three hits
Three it's so what's that how much life is that guy got?
What in our life what's about so what he's doing is he's fishing for the invulnerability
shrine
Right, and then he's got the 100% guaranteed crit shrine and he's gonna be stacking hella
Cremolty
And then he does one shot them during the invulnerability phase
It's total cheese
It's funny if you made some crazy gauntlet
Like if ZZ ran was like hey, we don't go on it and all the bosses do like a hundred percent more damage, right?
This is the type of degeneracy that would happen, right?
Everyone would miss like play some gigatank character gladiator guy fucking not just farm up everything a match
Then they'll make a new character that just one trust buzzes and
They'll just and they'll just go in bottom like this is the type of DJ and shit that will happen
It's not thank you it's literally the HP
Are you are you a retard do you speak English do you understand the words that came out of mouth is now
All right, we got some people on channel don't understand what I'm saying I'm I'm saying if ZZ ran made the gauntlet
Ubers super high damage. This is the sort of degeneracy that would happen people would okay. Listen to what I said listen
I said you will make a tanky character like a gladiator 99% block character that just farms out gear and loot
You will then make a fucking mean mill that uses the fucking invulnerability shrine with giga damage and 0 HP
And then one shot ubers. This is what would happen
Do you understand what I'm saying? So you wouldn't
That's that's what would happen because I know
Ben was talking about this. I
Watched been doing is clear. We don't watch it on string. What was it on string? I
Don't even remember
Whatever he was talking about how like it wasn't over. It's easy for me to think he would have died like five times or something
Who died like five times?
But this thing if the ubers were too strong than people would start doing gimmick shit like this guy
Which is dirt gimmick shit is cool
Look at this guy, somehow, plays highly and kills some of his before being by doing some
crazy level of theorycraft and fucking one-trilling with a gimmick.
That's cool as fuck.
The fact you can do that in this game is awesome.
Okay, so we got some people in chat that were fucking brain dead.
Okay, soldiers, roll call. Matt Hill?
Here, sir.
Denny Bader?
Here, sir.
Toby Clear?
Here, sir.
Zizy Rand?
Here, sir.
Danny Cougar?
Here, sir.
Maya Buttreks?
Here, sir.
Okay, soldiers, get ready to move out,
because we need to stop.
I'm about to pop it off at all costs.
Yes, sir!
Chadwick, Killing Ubis.
All right back to uh who linked the guy said that the Quinn
I'm gonna
Know what's happening. I don't know what's I don't know what's going on yet. I don't know what's going on boom to one divine
Oh shit, it's a prediction in
Yes, okay, we got one so far one so far tell it to device from another one before so
The mithin, point you strengths, dude, it tried.
Okay, BOOM!
Okay, we still have one divine.
Honestly, fuck this next ride.
Do we carry out the Wargate?
I've been looting the Wargate for a hundred years.
Let's get the divine, put it up here for now.
You want five lines, I did not promise five demands
No
No, dude
No, okay, wait, wait it's still getting a divine you still get one more
You still get one more it's possible
It's well did my mappers have not put out a divine in so long
Now they got cocked because they I'm fucking I mean that by the boss kill counts by the way
They do the boss kill drop the divine against
why are you helping these colonizing bastards you in it for the money he drops it on it counts
where are you aiming for your nutsack bitch
potent i'm down potent
This guy can like kill you from now on.
You're not a best friend or that fag news.
Wildfire spreads.
He my damage has taken a little hit so um some calculations were made.
Some calculations were made so I did the damage check so my damage went for 6.5 million DPS.
He went from 6.5 million dps to 5.5 million dps.
So yes, I've lost a million dps.
But I gained a max hit that's like, I gained a crazy amount of max hit and you know what?
I gained the ability to take wireless e-s damage and my e-s is up far more often so
That means my I don't have issues with using wild strike conference. So then actually like yeah, I lost some single target damage, but I gained some like real practical damage output.
Like my ES is talking me way less.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, man.
I can't believe it, Joe. That's so sad. That's so sad.
Still can get a divine hit, Jeff. We can still get a divine.
I've not had a divine from these. They've done, like,
I don't know how many sets of maps at this point.
I'm not limited to single divine.
I'm overdue a big divine here.
At least one.
I
Go and play do I want this is good for salvaging or something to the dish and John maybe
A wartime piece cool
Don't down down down down down down down down down down down down down
Come on give me another divine baby. Come on with the divine that was the divine it
T1 life t2 t2
Man, I don't know what that dog shit very dog shit. We get that
Come on
You have been summoned and yet that we are gonna be hitting ubers soon
Like I'm coming up to the point where we're getting it
We're gonna stop preparing for individual it was I'm not saying you need to get a little 100 and deep
off my gloves and my boots my touring to my Nicholas, but after that
What I've technically like I have I've ascended the final ascend I want to ascend the character in terms of like what I want it to be
Is what it is now it is it's at the point where he is what he is and I just need to get a few upgrades
You know, that's what I'm saying
Dicks do this
What's really in beats me? Oh, that's a nice one. Oh, I'm gonna make so it's gonna be so many divine
I got we got one divine jab by the way one divine choose outcome
So what's the ooh 45% thought zero dude? Yo one has my one believers
This guy's typically believed right?
340,000 by the way divide by five 68k. Oh my god, it's gonna be huge
always like five items away from moobah's second no no no 11,000 1000
I did you understand that that what I need is okay normally I need a key item this character
has all the key items I need at this point to be clear what I'm saying is I
tend to call you craft some upgrades and level to 110.8 11,000 what's that 11,000
Smith. Now what was the name of that wench last night? I mean fuck it, it's a pot of two milly.
Off they go! Rajasim Ogurd.
Um, like what I'm, what, do you know what I'm saying? It's like what, 43,000 Rajasim,
Let's go heaps
Four three divided by five eight point six, so we got 9,000 Brutusium
I've got 15k
Send that shit, I'll give him the word I
Guess 69 70 divided by five. I should know this
14
14, 14, 14, 14.
Then, 6,500 corn.
I'm almost out of corn, what the fuck?
Tail is locked, huh?
I couldn't hear anything, but let me just say it's quite rippy.
I'm gonna be doing, I'm just gonna use scarabs for my, not my best bro.
I have like, sinister and, what are they called scarabs?
I got scarabs that let me just turn off the, shoot.
A bobber.
Yeah, look, I got I got I can just found these out with sinister on daystroll
So you need oh wow my cock mic was off my computer enough
I'm gonna be right off
Okay, game us let's welcome gold
Okay, so we're gonna we're gonna cool you I just crafted GD pair of boots. I'm gonna stop there with the W here. So
It's a little too divine off-stream
So we're gonna delete them straight I'm gonna start the day with a deletion
Feels good seeing the kids all grown up with lives of their own
Christ my body is falling apart wonder if it was from the dirt water. I drank back in the day. Oh
What's this? Po classic released? It's
It's 2031.
I can finally kill an Uba.
Churrr.
Okay, dude, cheers.
I'll be up, me chunk, I'm gonna hate it, bro.
I'm gonna hate it.
Like all your donations suck, ass.
Okay.
Here we go.
T1KS, T1Strength.
T1KS, T1Strength.
Oh
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait.
Live reading is a good staff for me, by the way.
It's not a bad staff, but it's tier four,
which is kind of mid.
Okay, so we got tier one life, tier one life,
tier one movespeed, tier one chaos.
And I got a mean craft.
Well, it's worth it, it's worth it,
it's worth 500 armor, 26 movespeed.
Okay, what are you doing here?
It's already at four to binds, okay?
At noon, we're at four to binds.
and then we check on the region right, it's going down.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
failed exalt, I already have a valid mod on there.
I already have a valid mod on there.
Um, let's see it.
I can eldritch and null, but what's the point?
Let me see it, let me see it.
Try to fracture chaos
Wait, why would I fracture this?
I can just craft them and use them.
I think we just cropped them and used them and then I try to crop better ones later.
Right?
Uuuuuhm...
Wait, didn't I have some gloves as well already? I think I already had some gloves.
Secret build.
Dude, it's getting real bad weather, what's going on?
Bang, bang!
Well, who gives you a rest in this shit?
does it do how much this is worth
my brain is fucking coding it's fucking locking in it's just the right tab
this is the tab right for my shit okay so let's see what we got it we got
Wait, did they have gloves? I'm sure they had gloves.
Ah, yes.
Oh, that's right. That's right, Joey. They had gloves. We just decommodate them. That's all.
We got T1 Life, T1 Hybrid.
That's a 26% chance.
That's a 33% chance if I just do this, yeah?
Do I need to craft two of the same thing on it, some shit, to make it more likely to do some weird shit?
I guess I can have mine on both of them.
Why? I don't know, just something you do, just craft one, don't question it.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Bit diluted both of the good things.
Okay, wait, let me see if we got it.
We got 18k blood. Let's just start off the day with a-
Let's just get a GG craft here. Let's start the GG-
Let's- Let's go.
Enter.
Wait, the reason why we do the craft, the mana mod, right?
So then that way it forces the oven prefix wait, what?
No, it doesn't I don't know dude. It's a read there's a reason to join question. It's a reason trust me
It's a good the usual craft model it makes it but it makes it more lucky everyone knows that
It makes it more like everyone knows that the Genesis tree accepts
Okay, T1 Leviathan gauntlets guys T1 Leviathan gauntlets. So we want Leviathan gauntlets T1 life's fraction
Okay
It just makes it cheaper that's it welcome
I should be happy with those boots that I got right this boots I got pretty good. I should I should I be happy about this
Wow we get another money's accuracy fractures
I'll play 45 fire as the bombing bullets fractured
To do strength yikes and yikes yikes
I don't care about the 20 cents was the most bid it's got a board chill on it as well
I bet she I actually don't have chill immunity. So
You need to turn into Ben or jungle right now wait, what's happening?
Jungrain Jungrain
How's he doing the memory game thing
All right guys, I guys it's cool. It's cool. It's I could never do that. I just it's one of the things where I
Prefer the one thing where they
T2 virus for Asia the one the one with a the guy saying this the song
you're wearing a circles
you feel me that one was the best one that was the best bounty greetings
100 life person killed I got so many these gauntlets shits so many
99 life fraction fuck you
Can I use them some subhuman fracture in my chat cuz I could I could use this I could use a shit base
Here for life
Tier 2 life fraction 40 on his vile gauntlets
Hmm
Speakers and it's the sentence. I'm speaking chat is this I
Do I want to just compromise and use a shit-ass base and then have to lose a bunch of damage?
That's just no right. That's fucking stupid as hell. Isn't it? That's that's the answer. It's no I
Don't know why I'm keeping this
It's so weird mostly when you don't care about the defenses on an item, but I super care for my defense as a matter
Oh my lanta.
Come on bro, come on come on come on T1 life fracture. T1 life fractured.
Levon the gullets go. Levon the gullets. T1 fracture.
Do it!
Welcome.
Please!
124 life tear on Paladin gloves dude on Paladin fucking gloves on Paladin gloves
Nah skull emoji bro.
That's an insanely gg base by the way, or the gg fracture but it's just not for this
build.
It's my fucking chest piece bro, my broken chest piece is really good and makes the
entire mobile, it's pissing me off right now.
Okay
This can all off you'd be insane items. I gotta live them chair greetings
I can do you get like if I got like perfectly roll pre-cursor gauntlets. I would fuck with them
But that'd be the most insane pre-cursor gauntlets
Maybe every single T1 roll on a time glove maybe
I can use these do you guys in common adding stuff that's not the GG base as a retired play I
Cannot carry this
Welcome, what's our violinist kidding you two percent? It's already both of our bro. I already have a gig at both of our on it
My chest is with like 30 demines
That's reflect so pregnant that is just kind of what it is
Strength gods
Pretty good. It's this one guy keeps requesting the Chinese music which no
one skips it so then it keeps going because he gets his points back and he
does it again and again and again and I don't really mind it but it's just
like you know just it is just one guy typically you are getting one guy jet a
single guy is dominating you fuck man okay I don't have any more that says my
blood gone it's all gone it's a banger bro I know it's a fucking banger true
bro true okay wait can I equip these boots cold lining rays there's no way
I can equip these right without breaking my wrist this is literally
impossible. So, I have an idea, Jack. I have an idea. My idea is that I want to put impurities.
I could drop Flesh and Stone. Is that the most dumb thing I've ever said? Or is that
smart. What do you guys think? I mean I get it's OP and POB but is it ASCOP? Cold running
rest
92
it's
better play the game that's that's our build you are the most your coping so
far by the way chat doesn't even understand how my character even works
yeah there's probably different there's like a percentage you guys in chat like
like a zero point one's in chat but it has a clue what's going on
You're coping so hard.
Okay
Damn bro
Damn bro
Do I just focus on the company's ladder and go for the gloves now
Okay, so we got these boats here. They're really well rolled. They're pretty fucking insane chat
I mean they're pretty fucking insane. It's not gonna twist it
But I can't just slap them on unfortunately. I mean the only way I can slap them on now is if I use a purity
So I'd have to drop flesh and stone or I'd have to drop temper shield
But I think temper shield is well, it's got truck immunity. So yeah, did you
Unless I get the aura additionally
Additionally. Unless I get the aura additionally. This is an option.
See, this song is fucking- I'm sorry, this song is- what is this?
What is this?
Fix your cambo?
So I'll go way over the hill.
I won't go anywhere.
The thing of it, when I crop my rings, my rings are probably going to be worse.
Hello Quinn, love the content. It's been six months still zero out of ten.
I can drop out. Wait. Anyways, could you please welcome me to the circus?
Welcome to the second part.
Oh, Oct Gama!
Wait, wait, wait, I dropped back at the Gama.
Tempestial Purity Blinding and Lighten.
Purity Fire. Yeah, I dropped back at the Gama for Purity Fire.
Yeah, yeah, that's what we do
Okay, purify goes in here, purify is on now, okay wait,
I
Don't know skip dead wasn't me
Lifetap duration immortal cool
Why didn't need that I think I need that right? If I don't have life up on what happens?
21 mana
Is there a chance I wouldn't have the mana for it? Let's see what my model is like
Uh, so it'd be this...
Red.
That's easy.
Okay, what's my mana I'm gonna look like, chat?
Flash your bets.
Is it gonna be cooked?
Is it gonna be cooked?
Oh wait, I'm like...
I guess we're gonna see what it looks like first.
You okay Garl?
It fits that's that that works right that works
That gives me gig of fire rays, and then it lets me change my fire rays
To other resin list me put these boots on
That's the play right we get the GG boots on
What are you guys drinking?
And it gives me max fire rates.
I'm gonna craft the suffix.
I know I have to know the suffix.
I understand I have to know the suffix.
I'm not crafting it because I'm gonna have to switch where isn't you.
I
Clare
All right, we do it we make it I'm going to lose out the gamut yet
20% less physical damage taken while stationary. I'm losing that
Yikes dude yikes
That that's pretty fucking nice and I'm losing that
But it fixes my res and it gives me max virus at the last so it gets me to 81%
Bro is it when you get a 21 does it go to five or is it good at how does that work I?
Wonder if a fucking reservation wheel with the effect if I made all my pure these get plus one max
And let me fit in a whole extra aura. It's probably worth it, right?
23 PAV it. It's 23, yeah. Alright, I can do this. Ocean man. Perfect. So there's this
time. I'm just going to keep this in here. I can ultimately drop that whenever I need
to whenever I have to I will boom I need to fucking do it in plus it's okay is
this some broken implicit isn't damaged furniture shot which I don't want this
brutal ground brutal ground is a ton of damage right
drunk on the mirror and you go that I was there bro look in the top look at
clip bro you can see me having wgf i was literally there um
that wasn't clicks
Um, critical strike chance, um, endurance charges, frenzy power,
10
Burning chill the shocked
That's already doing my razor are we good I'm just gonna see how much pretty ground is
Oh, I was going to add the boots on.
I've got no boots on right now, dude.
Brittle ground.
Dude, why do you do it twice?
Why do we do it twice?
Where's Brittle Ground?
the ground boots up and let's think
about a grand.
I think that is too much damage,
right?
I think I think that was too much.
I can't see the ground, but it's like
I'm clearly not correct.
Am I without it?
So.
I shouldn't need to click show
comfort normally it just appears
when you have it.
when you put the curriculum boots and it just appears
okay but around
yet i guess me perfectly but i clearly need the program chat
i clearly the program
i think so the bro grounds
uh...
region I think. Can anyone think of anything better than this? Nah, right?
5th in the action speed, bro. It's pretty damn good.
The name's in Kizama from Helmut and Gloves.
Nah, it's gonna be terrible.
Hello Quinten, I'm very interested in getting to know more about this PoE game as a fellow
Diablo 4 lover, which is the greatest game ever made.
How does this compare?
So do you watch love on the spectrum?
I swear I saw you on there.
Kisses.
boot ship, believe it or not. Those boots are there yet? Killing Ubers. These are my final
boots. Like, Kat, we have this weapon. This chest. This shield. I'm going this belt. I
mean, I want to recraft it a bit more, to be honest with you. I do actually want to
improve it, but we're going with this belt for now. I should recraft this. I should
I definitely do recraft the suffixes
It's best we'll go we'll say it's best belt though for now
Yes, we got this well, I don't know I want to get a better version of my helmet, but this helmet will do for now
They split the base I know I did split it then I recombined it to get to 86 or whatever
Dude my fucking belt has T1 life with T1% life on it bro, shut the fuck up and I divide it to 10%
It's like dude, it's not this is it
This is this is it the belt is it all right now. It's simply just gonna move some fire. It's a cold
I've got two crusts, we've got 35 right here.
So I can just do that now.
I have too much chaser as anyway.
So I could just do cold and lightning.
I think I could just do cold and lightning on the fucking boats dude.
You get more res on that, right? Yeah, fuck it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Jesus.
I have white-drenched cataracts, so we can just do one, and we'll just do one more.
I'm going to keep going running.
Okay, this is not best so I'm going to scroll it heavily.
Okay, 109.
I'm going to just take the belt and we'll go cold cast.
I'm fucking cursing these rules BANG! New boots are on!
Look at that boys! Wasn't even that hard. Okay we did lose
out to karma though chat note we did lose heart to karma so but I gained max
fire is so I mean I know it's a trade-off the trade-off there's my old ones
fucking okay gamers let's give it a go let's give a fucking bus out a little
map map a roux see what the new builds like a let's see what let's give a
What am I even doing here boom boom boom boom boom?
What are we doing? Yeah, we're doing pack size the ultimate of encounter
since ultimatums
It's my ears look like four thousand some missing four hundred flat life from my ears
That was nice. No, it's a crazy map
We asked for this map.
Okay.
Shit the fuck up, bro.
I mean, bro, the game, okay.
I hate people like that, bro.
I hate people like, dude, I'm gonna,
don't get one guy.
Don't get raged by it by some fucking Rethos.
Like that, the game has got cropping in it
and cropping and getting upgrades
is like the number one thing I can do
to make my character better right now.
Literally guys if you do not like crafting it spoiler alert the next
Fucking uh, well it's all cropping I have to crop two rings a pair of gloves and a necklace
Just to let you know
It's all cropping
That is what's coming your way. This is they're gonna be a crafting fucking stream
And we're gonna be craft a maxing out the wazoo. Oh, I don't have credit blood immunity chat
I don't do this. Okay. Oh fuck. Should I just drop my fucking attack block out the wazoo and just grab the fucking credit blood wheel
I don't need a attack block for mapping do I chat?
I don't need a tech, why would I need a tech? Look, I'm mapping.
Oh, I did, aw dude, that's a good idea.
Abyssal's chat, yeah, it's a great idea.
Oh, they didn't mad monster, oh my god, Jesus.
More monster lives, magic monsters.
Another 10.
They're taking reduced damage from Chris or something? What's happening here?
I don't know. See what I'm all dead.
Beesh!
Dude, I think I could take- I think I could stop taking these nodes that make me take more damage.
But let me think again.
I could go max or his wheel and, uh, correct the blood immunity, right?
Do you know what, Chad? I don't have freeze immune or stun immune. Or slow immune. I've
lost all of that. All I have is shock immune and chill immune. Is that bad? I haven't been
stunned once though, so... I feel like I have so much damage reduction and no one can
actually stunned me. I suppose that's that's what it is until it's not right
until I actually get stunned. Should I be worried about this? No stun immune, no
freeze immune. That for sure is bad for like Uber, Shaper and stuff. One of my
rules is always be stun immune. You don't need to be ailment immune and I'm not
I'm literally neither right now. I'm neither
That freeze me sucks. Well, I didn't got frozen though, so it's like no one's able to inflict the element because I'm too powerful
But let's say I'm freezing me and I'm just retarded somehow wait, maybe I'm just retarded
That was how it's getting free to immune.
Yeah, not differently.
Now you have got like mechanics.
Nothing will happen.
Keep popping off king.
There's no way I died or didn't I did box chat.
I have chill immunity chat and I have fucking Colbraze.
That's what it is.
Yeah, I guess there's gonna be guys who just have a chance to freeze and then they will just freeze me, right?
And then I'll just get frozen.
What am I gonna do about that?
Shadebogs are cold, yeah I know, as I'm saying, Shadebogs will absolutely freeze me, but sure
they will.
I'm literally saying Uber Shadebog will fuck me, an Uber Uber Elder will fuck me.
I'm not going to go into those boss fights without having that immunity, like I'm just
thinking I shouldn't even be doing maps right now like that, right?
I'm thinking like, dude, doing maps like this, I mean I haven't had an issue though,
let's just see what it feels like at first.
Yeah Chad, there's some rough edges on the character right now, so we just made
a very large transition I list every single fucking jewel I had you know I just raw dog
some shit in there we're just kind of you're looking right now it's some rough edges I mean
it yeah rough edges is not put it I mean it's a beautiful dude it's fucking wild strike
Look at the extreme today Jesus if you bitch ass!
It's insanity what I'm doing by the way it's fucking insanity the fact that I'm making this shit work it's crazy bro I'm fucking mingled
Yeah we tried so we need to- oh what the fuck?
Here we go
How does she take damage?
She'll fucking damage you there bro
I don't understand anything that's happening on the carrier at all.
I just can't see it, and I'm sure it's in the shield, and I'm sorry, there's definitely
nothing unique happening here.
I don't even understand how this character works by the way. I'm just saying this.
Rage bait, low tier rage bait, get out of here bro. Get out of here low tier rage bait.
Oh god.
Dead ass type shit.
Type shit.
You feel me homes? Type shit.
Oh, dude that credit blood sucks, bro, yeah, I gotta get rid of that now.
I kind of wouldn't mind being a max race king, bro.
Do you know what, part of me is thinking cheating, it's like looking more and more
posed, by the way, because I'm kind of losing a lot of what makes Juggedy unique.
My perf three ascend
We just it would completely solve my suffixes it would instantly make me 90 max race
And then I would just have to get a little more damage on my gear
I get multiple get a damn reduction and I get nice I get free insurance trash. Oh
Honestly, it's slide grade isn't it it's side grade. I think junk is a more aggressive sit-up. I think chief is probably the more passive defensive sit-up
Whoa
Holy shit.
I'm fine million DBS by the way fuck. I guess crazy
You only made it six rounds last time
Ah CB dude, I'm fucking cooks
CB bro
See this doesn't damage to me
Wait, if I max cold out does it do damage shit or no?
Or I hate this ultimate shit, it's as hot as fuck on this rippie as hell.
I'm gonna see my damage.
Take damage, go take damage.
Look like we're doing damage.
Smaller arena, that's bad.
That's good.
That's what we're talking about baby, that's what we're talking about.
Apparently this is different types of ultimatums, I've never actually noticed that there's a
different ultimatum by the way, like not once have I noticed, oh yeah this is a different
ultimatum.
All the ultimatums look the same to me, apparently some ultimatums you've gotta
like defend the thing and some you've gotta like stand in the thing, I'm never
seeing that.
I look at my delayed HP damage, check it, watch this.
See my life going down there?
Interesting.
Huh?
The wind conspires of the flames.
I got frozen!
I got frozen I got frozen the fuck I got frozen
Frozen again, I'm killed what is that? Oh, that's annoying as fuck
I'm frozen
Stop stop stop. Oh my god. I can't move
Not take take take so be it. Okay, so there we go. I found uh, we found out the issue. There we go
So I have I got free I get frozen
Cannot be standing me stand up load up in a second hundreds in chance avoid me frozen. Is this really what I'm doing chat
I
Will be really doing this
Have we really doing this I
Mean, I think that's what I got to know it solves the exact deficits in the build because I've got chill immunity, right?
I mean it does it does it but the issue is that these this is so potent
The PDR stacked additively on top of all my other PDR so I get so much value out of this
node. Once I get no value out of this node, that's the fact I'm just a... I can't be frozen and I
guess it's a stun thing. I think I gotta do it though, right? I got a choice. You're
getting frozen like lethal I mean you saw that right I got frozen and I was
poisoned more than I can move and was like holy fuck I'm always dead yes let's
just do it okay so what I needed a peru no what returned the return
And that is trash going to brun king
But what do you mean it's trash going to brun king I
Mean they're all because of the way that my character is like
Because I specifically have shock immunity I specifically have chill immunity it makes sense to get
It's a pretty specific frozen immunity, right?
Uhhh...
Say, I don't know how the fuck this happened.
Oh, may have valid the return, there it is.
the
plain jug without unstoppable or undeniable
why are this build is worse than i thought
what do you mean undeniable what do you mean
I have undeniable, what do you mean?
Okay, so I've got undeniable.
Like, theoretically,
going up, I think for a lot of Ubers,
being this, don't,
if I could just solve accuracy on gear like this,
I would actually drop undeniable.
And then we'd go unstoppable.
Okay, if, if,
but like, bro.
good luck man all I can tell you is good luck I have fractured actually close
not in the best place though Jett not on the best place
I saw the one HP. How many bosses is a jungle run kill by the way?
I'm hoping he focal is to be called as fuck we focal is how many bosses are
Jungle run killed.
Ah, what the hell?
Chad, if you get a T16 hive on a fucking map, that's white.
Do you do it?
How many, how many, how many uh, reedels would that be?
So, every time I tuned in, he was just stalling, barely, did it?
Yo, I just realized I just left my mirage map.
Guys, I left that map, it was a mirage map with fucking scarabs and shit and I just left
it.
God damn it.
I left the mirage map.
You guys some?
Hey, who guys?
Jungle or Gangster died.
Okay, life.
It's impossible for me to die.
I like hitting dark seer and farming everything out.
Huh?
That slam kills me.
Okay, the slam, who is the slam from the the dog.
It was one of each dog is that one.
Too bad.
I think I can take it with flesh and stone actually but yeah.
Pretty good
Sad bro, how long have you been live for?
Maybe if I did last night with Mooncat
One hour in
I want to see how this looks yesterday. I didn't get to actually watch
I mean that's that's uh, it's not like uh, dude
It's one of the things where I had no idea what's going on. I didn't know that guy had a slam
I didn't know that guy had a slam to look one channel, but the slam
yep that's line bro that's line
do you guys know that guy that's slam i had no clue i had no clue that guy had a fucking slam bro
no fucking clue
It is the only real player.
Shut the fuck up.
Choose one.
Everyone is subhuman except man.
Check, how many of us has jungle ryan port so far?
I wanted him to fight the bosses and win, but like every time I look he's just stalling.
Ah, no, check.
No Ubers here, not this guy.
I'm gonna need another week to prepare to fight one boss a day.
Dude, the Booboo's coming.
The Ubers are coming.
You guys understand that, like, you're witnessing a pop-off and you're witnessing all Ubers
because I've decided, I told you, when I decided to kill all the fucking Ubers,
I killed the Ubers.
That's how it works.
Ah, Nessa.
uh nesar
grief
chat this character is killing all of us
literally like i'm i'm preparing the final things so then it sooner it's gonna be
cross practice and then it'll be
who's the kills? Fax. I just didn't make it right under anything super super rippy.
I gotta just stay chill and do and just get what I need to skip the
reasons I need to craft the gear, get in, kill the ubers. The belt is popped off to the point
where it's like it's better than I could have ever imagined and it's doing everything I
wanted to do and more like no I thought that I was gonna be so cocked and
all strike that I was gonna eventually get to reroll but not only have we made
it work it's it's like actually fucking good in a way that why is he not
getting all I'm gonna actually speed up a brittle
brittle but two base credits tons of damage right
It is left chat. I that was simply a prediction. Oh, you like this during a day left read out the chat like guys
I'm simply made a I'm I'm at a
Well-informed production now. I'm still there predictions accurate. I think there will be ubers dead in single digit days 100%
But it is just it's not a guarantee. It's a prediction
Yes, I'm saying I'm predicting that single-digit, so I'm not at no point of my piece of it
at no point of my piece of it there's no people guys I'm not putting that stress
impression I'm gonna take as long as I need as long as I want now absolutely
I have a mechanic sometimes when I have a really good character I'll like that's
capable of killing you this I'll spurg out and I'll try over time and then
die doing some stupid Atlas strat instead of just whenever it could kill bosses, just
kill bosses.
And the reality is this character actually could kill some of the others right now.
100% consistent.
Do you know what?
If I practice everything perfectly and I'm sure if I made a few changes here or there
like the slight twitch feature, he'd probably kill all of them.
But I just can see my character has very easy, obvious, attainable upgrades.
Why wouldn't I go?
For example, hitting the 100 is like two extra points.
We've seen clips of Jungle Ryan going to one HP.
That those two extra levels are trivial to get.
And it could be the difference between failing or succeeding.
Right. So I'm going to do that.
Okay. We are now brining jet.
What are we going to handle?
No.
Why don't we handle this?
Why don't we handle this once in for them to each take you've
taken up to maximum of five.
Why don't I could take this now instead of taking the burning ground because I've got purely fine now. I'm gonna try it
Shout in my head he showed in my head
I don't know I wonder
I'm gonna try it. Let's try it because the pd guy is way better. I can't
Eurex
Dude group jungle run though that sucks
That I did it's just a hot take am I am I am I being errors is toxic. I don't know I
I think jungle ron is a fucking noob
Because he's clearly capable of popping off way harder than he did and he should have practiced more being a jungle ron fan
He's clearly capable of
Going the distance so then he needs to put in more effort practicing beforehand
Is what it is
I think he could I think he could beat Ben. I think you can beat Ben. He just needs to practice more
That's what that's what I'm saying. I think you can I think you can he just it's a pretty nice. He needs to like take him more seriously
straight up
Straight up
Yeah, wait, he went to jungle run took his time after being one if he had any would have gone sooner like that
He were gonna get and change in three days
Especially the same year three days ago. He could have gone three days like he could have gone the day buff like all been or before
Then they didn't see trying to get some upgrades
What I'm saying is
It's on that tap potential
If you just practice a little bit more before
Now obviously if you don't want to do it then you don't want to do it but you know it's
one of the things but it's like if you just want to do it you don't want to do it.
Okay I'm trying to get that thing Arabic's Arabic's Arabic's Arabic's Arabic's Arabic's
Arabic's one more.
Am I retarded?
Yeah, I am
Like you know if I practiced I
Could practice the whole I could be practicing for example, I could have been practicing
The entire for one month and I still would lose right is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I
I was still always where stronger on as you practice. I think there's a good chance. He could have won
But he's capable of doing it
Yeah, the reason why I would never be good. It's like yeah 100% there's multiple reasons and one of the main reasons
Yeah, I'm incapable of I'm just don't have the temperament to I'm physically incapable of
Doing like that. It's like people who are speedrunners like I'm sure I'm
Physically like while I long to be capable of pushing a speedrun run right doing that shit, but I'm
Mentally incapable of
Dedicating that much time to doing the same thing over and over and over again
I'm yeah
She's not logical, she doesn't have that type of autism.
Those guys, they've just been running Super Mario for like 7 years straight or some shit, you know, those guys.
They are running on a different operating system.
Yeah, I got 5 every time whenever the fuck I'm not in the juice map.
God fucking damn you. I wonder if these guys have been with us yet.
I keep trying to proc Brittle and I keep looking for the Brittle to nibba up.
Well yeah, Diablo had a thing where you would do greater than your farm and then you would fish.
fish but it was more like you didn't have to pay attention the whole time you
just like brain AFK chilling will you open it up shit rift open it up shit
rift open you don't you don't like paying attention not paying attention and
then it would be like okay I said lock in for like 15 minutes now and then you
do that but it's not like oh you need to be locked in 18 hours 24 7 for four
days straight that's that's completely different mentality bro it's an
Entirely different type of autism
Greeting
Entirely different type of autism bro, and I don't know I don't have to meet up with that
I would just get distracted and fucking start talking about like
pronouns
Know that I'm
Pronouns or something we just happen to watch a video, but we're not talking about that right now
No!
Why does it- Huh?
What?
Am I in return?
Oh my god, you're gonna like click on the map and that- that seems buggy bro, doesn't
seem- doesn't seem right.
Okay, there we go guys, we're trying out some different pantheons there.
We're gonna see how that plays out for me.
The idea is that I've got max virus, so it should be pretty damn good.
has been in ground and shit. I am really highly considering going one, two, three and just
ditching the fucking block. But that could be one, two, level up three, right? Think
about it. Oh my god, I'm gonna keep the block. Let's just see if I need it. Let's
This is, you know, this is it.
Okay, guys, I want to carve the blood immunity now.
Do I just roll murderous ideals to life
with some other stats and just not carving them
until I get one with CB immune?
Is that what we're gonna do?
Who's gonna do this?
Why are you reversing to M?
How are you doing that?
Someone is like trying to brainwash us with the AI music as I'm shit, I don't know.
Okay.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this, yeah.
Watch this.
No!
Greetings.
Hail, God.
Yeah, let's just do it.
Not any break.
Okay, let's just do it, oh it didn't break.
Okay, I mean whatever.
Okay, I mean, whatever.
Song also pisses me off.
What about background noise in that song?
Lock in.
Cool, multi-life.
Can I roll over good jewels now?
I hope I didn't.
It looked kind of good.
That was insane as well.
What the hell?
I got some insane jewels.
Okay, here we go, credit body immunity.
Now!
Now.
Now.
Now.
Dude, Ignite Avoid?
Oh my god.
What, you're getting insane yields.
What?
Bro, 50% of Void Ignite.
Holy fuck.
you get insane yields
what
bro 50% avoiding night
holy fuck
greetings
I was fucking in a fucking tab called like
abyss attempts
Murder, we searched for murder jets.
Give me more murder jewels.
Give them to me now.
Hello?
Damage, penetration, two res if you haven't killed recently.
Avoid frozen 50% yo, what the fuck?
Wait, you can get free immune from two jewels.
Like what?
two pin as well
maybe whatever it lands at it lands at oh fuck you
why they fucking blue bro why they fucking blue
increase the amount of people curious I think that breaks my shit
can't use that one
I know you're the best Joel's yeah I was looking for a Joel with life
Oh, I'm opening stuns
Again if I get like if I get a card about the best deal with life on it, right then I can go for a high quality one
After the fact
Right now we're just looking for like just a fucking baseline jewel
I want to be a dealer, because it needs to be, these don't need to be, uh, it's, my
life's been going to my little castle but, really?
I
Thought the guys are tired, right?
I think I just retarded right and uh, oh, oh
Okay, we'll go one whatever it I guess okay, let's see Lisa
It used to be like over sin little alive
I don't know what to do.
Let's go Queens.
That's not out.
Um, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn, that was nice as fuck, I hope that one lands, bro,
I have the one lands.
Yeah, you know what?
Castle's not terrible.
I'll give you that guy in chat.
Castle's not terrible.
All right, come on.
Corridor blood.
Corridor blood.
Let's go.
This one's nice as fuck though, incredibly incredibly, CB moon, CB moon.
That one's nice as fuck.
CB immune, CB immune, CB immune, CB immune, fuck!
Two, look at this thing, 5% attack speed, T2 life, energy shield, regen, bro.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Wait, if I sell five of these, will I get one back?
Oh, I'm sorry, that's unacceptable.
sound effect that came out of that fucking song is now is unaccessible.
Anyone who thinks that's fucking acceptable needs to... I don't know what to tell you bro.
Just... no. Just no.
Where's my murder jewels bro? Where are they? I need murder jewels.
So if they don't need any blowball to boost, bro.
Hello.
Watch out, how much do you get from one of these?
Probably a lot, right?
55k?
What do you guys think, worth?
I have 3,000
See I do not love lyrics in the song I don't know what lurks like a few like two songs last rest of what kind of my life into pieces
Maybe house the rising sun like I barely know you lurk
My wet ass pussy something about for a deal
My dump truck. Something, something, something, something. Yeah, some 25 live decks int.
Dude, this one's good as well, bro. God damn it.
something something something wet ass pussy yeah make the black game weak
something something something I don't know I don't know yet I have no idea no
clue chat no clue guys do you think rolling for like a
perfectly roll Joe with mean effects on it it's better than one wishes just
got credit blood because what is a kind of blood it's like hit one pass a
It's like one pass-up point, but then what is that?
That's like six percent.
That's like six percent.
Where the purple-year-old jewel could be more than a pass-up point.
Let's see, do these give me a jewel back?
No, what?
Oh, shit, I got a jewel back!
I
Can't be the acage all though
Let's get a good kiss cuz you're you know a good you'll you bet said that's impossible you can't
You're gonna they're gonna it's gonna be on a some part of your I mean you can right but on HSSF the chance of that happening
It's basically fucking zero right
I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
I should read one percent life post saying I'm well-moving.
Okay dude, fuck it.
You get on the line like, I don't know, man.
I'm just gonna go for some basic Astral, bro. It's what it is.
And we can go for an Elevent. The thing is, I don't need that, right?
I don't need that. It's just I don't need that. And it's gonna take way too long.
Bro, avoid shock, avoid ignite. Oh my god, what is that?
Bro, you can get- fuck- bro with two jewels you can go ignite me and shock me in.
I mean, it had to be so impossible though, you need- like, you need both.
But, I mean, kinda nuts.
Bro, I think it's crazy. I'm gonna cut in this one, bro. Your big damage shield, bro. Big damage shield.
Doesn't land, it doesn't land.
Okay, we got we got triple corrupt boom boom boom. Oh my god. I'm never lucky
Can someone please summon the credit blood
Anyone
You know I knew that it'd be great 15 strength control the fly
Kind of like a best turn on my shoes or something
Some in it some in it
It's gonna be stupid depressing by the way, have I got for all this currency and we don't
land it?
I'm like a very sad boy, cause uh yeah it's very sad.
YOLO FUCK!
YOLO!
FUCK!
FUCK!
Go again, again, again.
No mistakes, no mistakes.
Follow up and coming, follow up and coming.
Here we go, come on!
BOOM!
BOOM!
OH MY GOD!
Wait, best Jills can roll it, right?
They're not like some special Jills type, but they can't get credit blaming, yeah?
I need 31 of these
Man, I'm still going for something that you can't even roll dude. What?
And I can't do the fucking jail there we go click
Fuck you. Fuck you. Come on. Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
Um, life, criminal, criminal, show chance. Bro, what is the chance of landing this?
Like, legit, I don't even know what the chance is at. Like, I feel like I got credit blood
for us and whenever I wasn't trying.
Slime and boom.
No!
One and 21, I've done way more than 21.
Or is that when I land an implicit?
Is it 1 or 21 when I land and then plus it?
This is the one. This is the one.
It's not the one.
Hello.
I'm gonna sell these the ones that aren't like GG.
I don't want to keep them? Wait, what do I get? I get, out of every five I get one at your jewel.
I'm not a GG, yeah, I'm not a GG.
Who cares?
It's not the credit blood basically, right?
None of them are crazy.
So we just tell them we need to go again.
Max life stats some of the bullshit you look
Brick
Make that poor game week fuck bro
As pussy
There it is for there it is
Boom no you can't be cursed with silence bro
I got something like that's kind of it, but it's not it. I look like it was it for a second. I thought I got it
This is the one, Chet.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
It's coming.
I can feel the shield.
Here it is.
Dude, that's not it, that's not it.
I'm going to fucking do it.
GAAAHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
You already have immunity science, true in real life. I need it in game though, bro.
What are you fucking doing on?
What even is that?
I got one I guess I got a fucking one jewel
Keep saying I'm loosing my hair
I'm not, look at this, full coverage
Same hairline I've always had, maybe it's matured a bit, but that's right where it's supposed to be
Any extra forehead you see? That's just the camera being weird
My brain's getting bigger, that's all
Anyway it's cold out, throwing a beanie done deal
Fucking AI quench the fuck up
BOOM
I
Got help me
Boom fuck you cannot be maimed
How many jill is this bro, I don't even know hey dog
Just want to let you know I will not be consuming any beers today for real for real
Just want to send you some good vibes. No memes and shit homie. Just enjoy your stream and make your dog tear better
meme
Anyways dog. I'm going to a local diner to get a juicy burger type shit biscuit head ass
motherfucker
Guy didn't want us going to get burgers. Let me know boom
It's good you're not drinking all night.
Master, well I have been running some numbers and well, um, you see Morge League started
40 days ago.
At the current trajectory of zero Ubers per 40 days, it appears the heat death of the
universe will happen before 10 out of 10.
HAHAHAHAHA!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOO!
Come on!
Come on!
Are the other jewels okay? What are the jewels are there?
What is the other one? Searching or something?
Who else, we got like, searching
Well how these things roll
Tell me these can roll can they roll good place on some of the gunmenion show them
Hey, wait my work bow it's a I got bo stuff on it dude
Boy being shot global criminal to play this one could be good I need 21 of these things
to this bow attack shit man
all right let's practice
one attacks
to this sucks
this just suck
I don't know, bro.
Speak her at the mall.
I don't wanna speak.
I don't want just current of blood immunity though, I want life at least.
Right, does that make sense? Like, why would I, I don't want just current of blood immunity.
Am I crazy?
I'm still gonna give it a get, like, some random ass fucking jewel man.
Alright, we've got a yellow one instead of life here, so we're just going to corrupt
the one instead of life.
Let's see if we can just go ahead and slam it first.
No life on it, no one's got life, we'll slam it.
Okay, that one's gonna grow a little bit of life.
Ah.
I am going to get a barbecue burger with onion rings.
I'll flush it down with a gin and tonic.
Sure.
Come on, bro. Come on. Come on.
come on video game am I fucking cursed oh dude this is such a bad joke of it
laszlan song to be sad as fuck it didn't land so do you I guess
What do I do?
What do I do?
Don't give up! Never give up! Never surrender! Never surrender!
Okay, do I get the ones that I tried to roll and just fucking...
I
You're the ones that I corrupt these fuck these greetings
Was believe those
Am I like what's going on? And I'm like I don't seem shit. I'm lagging. I'm lagging
Okay, I got my attempts. I guess we just get all these ones and just so we've got one that's pretty good, right?
We got a tax speed life
region
I can multiply, let's see if I can multiply ones in life.
The rest for the sell.
I'm lagging.
It's not fucking the jewel, I don't understand what's going on.
Hello, legit lagging.
Dude, what the fuck's going on?
Lancy's not-
Hello.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Hello?
I'm clicking?
oh my god it's so delayed and i don't know what's going on behind but it's just
in a leg
what it what is going on
today i'm about to run out of fucking exalted orbs that's how badly i'm i'm
down right now jad i'm that bad and i'm about to run out of exalted orbs
i'm about to run out of exalted orbs
oh my goodness
can you believe it
Boom! Oh come on man, please bro, please bro!
Please Jesus!
This is it bro, this is the one.
What do you mean wrong bass?
What do you mean wrong bass? Try another build for correct.
Hyponotic Joel for sure right when you
But you think there's a good on these and he's like spells and shit
Greeting
And then I'll leave that
Oh wait, maybe it could be good. You're right. Come on. Oh, it's got spells right on that. Whatever did you look?
Doesn't land.
I mean 23. Do we really fuck the 23 chat? No.
Double spell dog shit. Doesn't land anyway.
26 life.
Alright, whatever dude.
Fuck you man! Fuck you man! Got facing on kill on this bitch.
fuck you I'm getting implicit every time and it's not landing bro I'm about the
baby rage man I'm about the baby rage you got no idea
Line it! Fuck!
Oh my god, every single one lines in a blizzard and there's always the wrong
It's a wrong implicit, bro.
Same fucking toxic, bro.
I mean, I'm sorry, at least it's too bad, bro.
and the good vibes typeshit proski
I mean common my fucking
fuck bro
fuck bro
I'm so close to running out of mats.
we really that desperate that we're gonna run that now
said I don't understand
I don't understand
said I'm rolling shit with fucking Alts now we are rolling jewels with Alts
I repeat we are rolling jewels with Alts
and which is Birkenjewel I'm about to run out of
I'm about to run out of wolves.
Every time I fucking violate a jewel, that's like complete ass.
This jewel is so ass.
It makes you want to die inside.
I'm not going to do it.
You can't really do it.
You can't really do it.
8 Exalted Oaves left chat. Oh my god, it's so bad. Oh my god, it still doesn't land it.
I'm just so desperate right now. I'm so desperate. I'm so desperate. I'm so desperate. I'm
so desperate. Please. Please, brother! Please, brother!
That's so bad, red-biller.
And it just rolls around the hang, wow!
Wow!
Seven left, guys.
We're about to be wrecked.
It's death.
It doesn't land.
I'm fucking depressed.
Can't ask me if you've done dog shit recently.
I've been looking at chat about a hundred years the way so
Just letting you guys know like I'm not leave you guys to be you could be like you saying some shit like
Dude, there's an overpowered strat to guarantee you get the exact jewel you want right now
And I can tell you right now with this exact but just like I'm not even looking
Bruh, bruh, bruh.
Oh, you're ass-loving, nice.
Well, you gotta admit this is some cursed RNG, right?
Like, I'm not crazy.
I've not corrupted this many jewels in my fucking, I don't know how long.
A million years.
I've, I've, okay, there's one S-Led, please, please, please, please, please, please!
FUCK YOU!
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
So bad, so bad, oh and this still doesn't land, I'm literally viling the worst jewels
now. It's not this but I am. I'm borrowing the most dulled shit games in my life.
Hey chat, has anybody got this bug before? I've got a Kingsmark map runner who is literally
doing zero maps but still somehow wasting all my currency. If Triple G is listening
and wants to debug, the runner is called Quentin Crawford.
My last Exalted Ops chat, this is that.
I'm done.
We're out of Exalted Ops.
I have actually officially used all my Exalted Ops chat.
I have no Exalted Ops.
I successfully failed to corrupt like 700,000 jewels and I'm broke.
The Bible, Bible, sin,
Hella Bible, Bible, man,
Hella Bible, the Bible song,
Slow it down, he's the king of the clouds,
Ride it all night till the break of dawn,
Sexiest hell gonna sing this song,
Bible, sin, Hella Bible,
What I do? That's slamming! What I do? That's slamming! What I do?
Hello?
Val Tempo Vessel's shit-out CB Jewels easy clap.
Yeah, but are they CB hypnotic idols?
Greetings.
Oh my god, that's depressing.
That's actually insane.
I can't believe I just did that.
That isn't, it's unhinged.
That's unhinged.
I cannot believe that has happened.
Chat, I just successfully fucking ate dick.
Let's do.
Hile.
I just ate the most dick.
Hello?
I have no echo! Look!
Dude, my other character is like,
Dude, are you kidding me?
Like, it's been terrible, bro.
It's been terrible.
And you go,
Oh, but you got an echo about that!
Suction?
Bro.
There's an episode that just
6 month credit officials.
Do they come with implicit?
Wait, do they come with implicit?
They don't?
Greetings.
I thought they don't.
They can.
Wait, you...
Show me a six-mon abyssal with a corruption.
I'll do it if I can.
I'll believe it when I see it, bro.
Okay, Jack, well...
What the fuck? Go inside the macdonalds, bitch.
Uh, what I'm gonna do is this, we'll just do this, we're just gonna go refunds, refund,
refund, refund, refund, apply, one, two, three, credible immunity, check, hello, I just
cucked myself tonight, I just lost so much blog, didn't I, ecky bro, that's so ecky,
Did my ESP drop by a big Jillian just now
Who cares though fucking your yellow
What the fuck wait what the fuck
That other jewel no
No!
No!
The other jewel I had had fucking flat armor on it dude.
Weeeeee!
Run, vile-timbles of corrupted blood jewels, wait.
Vile-timbles get you corrupted blood, guys.
I cannot use jewels.
I cannot use Jules. It has to be a fucking Jule-Jule, like a Abyss-Jule, not a Jule.
So why the fuck does this shit work? I don't understand what the fuck is going on.
I'm always like, I'm always a little guy, I can never look at this shit, don't I?
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait.
Time for this.
chill
Well, this is impossible third, okay, so this exists but like this too on the entire fucking
And they're synthesized wait this is proving that it doesn't work
No one sells them. Oh, yeah, no one. Oh, no one shows them. Yeah, no one's gonna sell a six month corrupta blood
deal with like life and crick and shit. Yeah. Oh, right. That don't exist. That don't exist.
This is proving that it doesn't exist.
No, okay, look.
Is that, is there going to be, there's 10,000 jewels that are listed like this, right?
Let's see how many have implicit.
None.
It's not normal corrupt.
It's not normal corrupt.
it's stop it's literally like that link which that guy could be by the way he
could be trying to prove that it doesn't work for all I know what I'm saying is
like that doesn't what that means it doesn't work
Oh my god, I'm so cocked
Doesn't he get a armor? I need to get armor
I think I think you're gonna
I need to get I'm I need to get I need a pair of gloves man
Shit man, I mean we just play the game dude. I
I
Think double violin jewels give you a chance to average kick carabinol and mutiny
Double violin jewels takes a it's a it is to get a double corrupt man
And you don't just do it to a random you just don't go to random fucking thing
One do they go 16 years region six five tax bid
I'm searching to know if I hit recently.
There's zero progress.
I've made like insane progress every single day, by the way, just to be clear.
Like, it's the most we're trying to take away within a while.
E is for kick your breathing, it's so sensitive.
Um, 34 life, 16 E is for breathing, versus criminal multiplier, phasing on kill.
kill. The physical kill is going to be so inconsistent, isn't it?
I'm basically a cook, uh, I'm a cook. Chad, I need, I need defenses. I need fucking armor.
Weeeeeee! Okay, uh, do we just play, let's just play a battle-tumble, dude. Fuck it, let's
So you guys are going to VAL-Timple.
Can I go to the disc with VAL-Timple? That's not works.
Oh, it's like a special map or something.
What the fuck is this?
Can you do fragments? I don't know what.
Wait, what the fuck?
What's your quantity?
Is there some sort of shit I can use in the vowel template to, like, maximize it?
Or are they just stamp affirmants?
Strong boxes.
I haven't got a strong box atlas or anything but I'll just use the fucking thing.
3 strong boxes, increase explicit modifiers, contains many additional strong boxes, areas
lie ambush and open again I did yellow I
want that I mean I'm like thinking do I
just quickly just a respite just some
stuff is wrong I mean the strong one
is not not that much I could quickly
this tasks and strong notes we'll just
Let's just drop all the men in for like one second, Chad, fuck it.
Let's just drop all the men in for one second.
Oh my god, am I really doing this?
Am I really doing this, Chad?
I mean, I'm desperate for jewels, so you guys are going to need jewels, yeah?
That's the wrong ones!
only need to open again.
What about Corrupted and Rare?
Don't need any of this shit which gives me extra stuff,
extra dupes
Nothing else works
May my dumb little madam for now jet
No, I should keep it all to men for you, right?
Because I need to wait. I'm just fucking scared. I mean I have to craft multiple pieces get just come back to all the way
downwards
white one is a fucking tree that's
literally this
i already have a trade is all this pack
bullshit
i already have a pack maxing treated
but you just do this one
the pack maxing tree
it's free
at gg
all my god i'm going up i've lost fucking i have lost
a thousand e h p
with a thousand war life
but i don't have fucking armor
Oh my god, that's so bad.
I should just refine one point, actually.
Cinema setting strength.
I'm doing this one, yeah.
Voices, visions, fire cannot do this yet.
They will haunt these grounds for alternative.
Wait, what?
I thought you said they were going to be rare and corrupted.
What are you talking about?
I know there's special strongboxes, but like the ones I have lying and white.
I don't want to waste these, right?
I don't want to waste these strongboxes, dude.
Jed, I know ValTample has the weird, like, cylindrical fucking things that have weird monsters and shit inside them.
I understand that.
Retards.
Retards.
I understand that.
But I'm doing that like, I don't want to waste, like, these monsters and shit, dude.
And I'm a road map.
The juice map, there's five scarabs that got in this bitch.
You got five fucking scarabs in this bitch.
See how I could have just had these all corrupted bro.
What a waste of the carpet stuff.
What a waste.
Okay, yell it.
Okay, see what am I going to get here?
Dude, another level that's going to show corrupted murder r-drills.
Do you think it's just correct that I jouled chat?
It's not nice to call chat retards.
They call me retards.
You need to be nicer to chat.
They call me retards first, and I call them retards back.
be clear literally like I read a message it was like you're fucking retard you're
fucking retard that's why it's an echoed I'm read that I'm so that that guy
it was pink you by the way like he yeah I was fucked up actually fucked up
that and then I should have made me mad he did he made me mad sad bro sadge like I know
what the zone is I've done this place multiple times before it's just like I don't understand
people vomit people literally farm this with like double corrupted shit I understand this
the tech okay fuck this but like I wouldn't mind taking three points on my
atmosphere to grab just to have everything corrupted you know rare
it's like I'm not like a peasant dude look at this shit man
yeah like some sort of peasant gonna double to my divine is borough well
Devon is just at the boys in
Can't read it. There's a getting a dead nut
Give me corrupted blood to a life and some other shits now.
Need it.
I'm going to mystery what are these fucking things and gonna kill myself.
Alright Jax, this is going to happen, pull on it now.
It's always been good experience as well right?
That's what was alive.
He wanted me to die on the map boss.
I can't just skip the map boss on top of that.
My guys build, I'm building this character for Ubers.
Do you think I can't take Val Temple fucking in map boss?
I think I'm scared of a baltimble mevos.
I am building for ubers.
Home dog.
Baltimble is nothing to me but some little guys.
My character is built like a, like, you know what I'm saying, after I completed, so
after completing the cock.
What's that you're called?
It's the simulacrum.
My character is like into this final form and he's a complete gigachat beast tank.
Thick.
Fucking unit.
Like a lot of you guys tend to underestimate my power.
Just how actually powerful this character is at this point.
Like I'm gonna wipe my fucking ass dude.
Dude, I'm gonna wipe my ass with a fucking battle table
This is a little bit coming duplicated by the way
Please get this boss you're gonna
Dude on slow up on kill wall dude
Dude I can't live right out of an Exalted Orbs, this is kind of a nuts.
I'm a man there.
It's your third mask, a sacrifice fragment, a portion of one.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Is it ever confidence is am I I don't think it's have confidence. I think it's justified confidence in my character. I
Think people dude. I think people under submit my power
Right, I think that's what it is I
Wanted you think killing a strongbox is a waste of my time
There's the one that's got a dead knight here that can fuck me up somehow.
But there's monsters inside of it, right?
This way, X9.
There's mo- I've got the strongbox mod which makes maps, monsters inside there go, go in.
I'd be afraid of this guy.
Oh my god, dude.
Harvest pick, by the way.
Hello?
Why is there a limit on a permanent Emo yet?
There's this fucking trash and these whites
in order to balance it, bro.
So that's crazy by the way one mod on my fucking jewel by the way chat a single mod on my jewel
Is like the same as what is this seven times five what's the math on that chat?
Seven times five wait eight times five would be 40 35
35% increase armor is a single mod on a jewel
like that's crazy it's almost like that I should just go maybe I'm a complete
idiot maybe I should just be going for a GG roll the best Joe and not and just
spanking into it I mean this isn't like how bad is this
realistically is it even that bad
you know the truth what you wish
you say boys at points but it's literally gig at EHP bro like what
But I desperately need Matt Reyes.
Especially if I always have the- so like whatever boss I'm fighting- what the hell's my valet
temple mob there bro, wait so this is the boss.
Like can this boss actually kill me somehow or are you trolling?
Oh wait is it the woman? I think it's the woman right? It's the woman.
How about sir?
That's what kills you, right? I see it, so...
Bitch.
Stay down.
Oh, the Mirage, yeah. Well, I've started the map.
You're right. Don't let me think about the Mirage yet. Don't let me think about that.
What was the point of the lying in white thing?
And I don't get I don't get was a point of a lying in white thing
Waste it. You guys hit 1-1-1. You guys are over going to lie away with you. I needed lying away bro. It was some mandatory thing that I needed.
Oh shit dude. Oh shit. It's a fucking totem. It's a fucking totem.
Whoa.
I need the ults.
Not putting up all night chases there for a mega long.
I'm literally out of exelterobes mate.
Okay dude I came up, there's nothing, it's not happening.
I'm out of exelterobes, I mentioned I'm out of exelterobes, I would suck in, get to put exelterobes check.
Get next corpses, Monka S.
Exquisite leather.
Ah, you're up. I don't know what he said. It's too much of a sound skeleton.
What the fuck is this?
So weird ass fucking monsters coming out of this bitch man.
So this is all weird out, can we just be real, this fucking map is fucking weird as hell
bro.
I'm just wasting my time there Chet, wasting my time there, we got here some other bullshit
Tainan freezes me, can't freeze, bitch.
A Viridian Jewel.
Guys, that is not the best jewel.
I repeat, that is not the best jewel. We got our first jewel, but it's the wrong type of jewel.
Are you sure this can work? A best jewel's dropped too.
Oh, I'm believing in the jet.
Glad to see you.
Did I see we double grips?
Not even left shit?
What was that?
Plus two so I can predict how we're just fine.
I'm just taking.
Okay, yeah, I'm salvaging these for the...
Bro, that's a corrupt that I want!
Why are you wasting your health strength for just abyssules?
Wait, wasting my stream for our Bistules?
Wasting my stream? What am I wasting my... okay.
What am I wasting my stream for?
Okay, wait, I'm confused. What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by wasting my stream on the Bistules?
Can you explain?
What do you mean by this?
Get out of the way! Come on, man. Come on, bro, come on.
NOOOOOOO!
Okay, we got one.
It shows that it's possible. Okay, chat. There's potentially some sort of level of some level of viability here
Some little viability
Now how viable I don't know but they chose you that this the theory does hold that you can get an infestual with the mod on it
Because I'm not I guess to roll well by the way
It's also roll well
That's- I'm coached, right?
I'm just coached?
Yeah, I'm just coached.
I don't think this is a pretty good place to randomly die.
Why do you think I'm an idiot by doing this?
I'm done here.
Uh, let's go to the-
What's wrong with this?
Uh, what I'll do is I just won't-
Wait, you're a flake, I mean.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean by that in my reflected mean?
No, I'm not a reflected mean.
How could they have reflect?
How could they have reflect?
Voices, visions, violence, they will haunt these grounds for alternative.
The fuck would I reflect?
I need an alchemy, eh bro?
Drop it down for me, will you, bitch?
Ah, fuck it, we're just looking at...
Huh?
Wait, what do you mean, reflect?
Hey, look at this.
I know it living one bullet in the wall sack Frank that is cringe
I don't understand why the hell I live with it, but I can't be fucked trying to get rid of it
Dude, it's too much of it. I
Agree that it isn't cotton my money is gone
Like it's definitely retarded
Look at these Mirage Chas, get ready, Mirage Chin and a 10.
It's coming.
This is the run.
Okay, do you know what, I won't do the boss anymore.
If you think there's a, I mean, it seems like the Ross, I definitely do recall that
boss particularly, that one was a bad boss, right?
Let the Chick of Shrestown, the reign of arrows and Chick can just kill you, right?
So obviously that's not worth it, we're gonna die.
So I will just skip the boss, but we will still continue.
But what's the point of doing the boss?
The boss is irrelevant.
All I'm here for is the chest.
The bus doesn't give drop shit.
Where have you been?
Quinn.
I got old.
I retired.
I'm not even an Uber anymore.
I'm just an old man.
I...
I didn't know...
I cannot do this yet
Dude
Come on bro give me that shit give me that fucking thick that fucking thick ass
Shit give me that thick shit
Come on
did these operative oh my god I'm such an idiot for not having fucking orbs here
bro I need to do it what are you going on there I need to alchemy orbs
what was up a lesson
Oh those are Jules, wrong type of Jules though, do you have an alchemy on the ground yet?
I haven't changed any nation.
Dude, I'm losing so much value.
There's so many scarabs just being thrown in the trash can right now, oh this could
be like so many more.
I'm trying to get an alchemy, I guess I have to get an alchemy on the stack.
Fucking weird ass map, bro, I'm gone.
Okay, ult.
Come on, alchemy, alchemy.
I think maybe I am trying to get an alchemy, but I'm just not lit in them.
Do a best bro. You say do a best but like okay doing a best doesn't get in there Jola
won. I mean I can get a six more to best Jola which would be insane or whatever but I'm
not going to even occur to blood immune. That's the thing I'm starting to think that
maybe the strat is to go... just speck in... to create a blood immunity. And then just
actually use the 6 mod of Biscule. Because I can get a GG 6 mod of Biscule, right? It's
technically possible. That's maybe this Culp though. That's pretty hard. That's hard
I shouldn't go for that. That's stupid as far as not going to happen.
Chill, uh...
Nuts are done, isn't it? Shots are done.
Let's go.
I bet it's for experience corrupt yourself.
Sure.
Okay, what did I do wrong there, chat?
I
Said I got I got this one here greeting
So if I landed it it would have been reaching did this have been so bad by the way, I don't know. It's good
I have to do something to make sure there's no content.
Okay.
Let's go to the game complainer.
Game complainer.
You're on the list buddy, you're on the list.
Let's get the fuck out of here, you little dumbass bitch.
Get the fuck out of here, bitch ass.
Uh, little guy, are you dying for some service?
I'm not on CB mutating.
Oh, just for mapping and shit.
I don't want CB.
I don't want CB in my character.
Okay, so wait, do you think this is a complete waste?
What could I even have because that seemed like a complete waste, right?
It was just annoying. It literally made the map slow as fucking it was AIDS
It was like hey make your map AIDS broken grats. Your map is now AIDS
Speaking of it, I do I want to do a record of
It's literally two points. I don't care about two points.
An explicit mod scare would be good. What's it called, Jet?
Oh, does he just fucking...
Hmm
Nah
We took cards you did
And more to be rare of our IDs, that's stupid as hell
I'm gonna very variety said next time
What's that I'm gonna have a bunch of strong boxes. I don't know even helps even help. I don't even have it helps
All right boys we're going in again give me one sec, yeah I'm just taking a piss.
Get your potions ready boys, we're about to get some huge upgrades, we're popping off
today dude, we're preparing for Ubers.
I don't know, this, I'm gonna do them cause I got them too much, but we've fucking
spent all the time sitting here, we're gonna do two bell temples, hopefully we get
it randomly, it's probably not gonna work, we'll redo the atlastry for some other
shit.
Ubers soon, I'll be right back.
When I say tune I mean, you know, like days, but for eight I'm turning on my tune, dear!
I'm back. I'm back. Let's go games. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
I'm just kidding, this guy, what do you guys think?
I'm the guy who said, wait, what the?
What the hell's hitting me so hard?
What the hell's hitting me so hard?
What the fuck is hitting me so hard, bro?
63 krimaldi wait why is it oh my god it's crazy
they run just bleeding the fuck out of me bro so she's not your-
CROD OF THE BLOOD!
CAN I BE A FLIPPIN' ON YOU!
OKAY!
OKAY!
Okay, I'm scared and you gotta do it again. Okay, we got a CB jewel, but it's like one of the things where is it actually a jewel though
Or if it like a fucking thing with four dead efforts is on it to do nothing
Huh
I can't idea though
Damn scared. I'm scared. It's not scaring me, bro. I'm taking so much damage these mobs
I think there's no way these mobs can one shot me, right?
It's literally not possible.
Can't believe this worked, WTF.
It's a twist-share strategy.
You think it's twist-share's not going to work?
I think twist-share's not got good ideas.
You trying to say twist-share's got bad ideas?
What are you even saying, bro?
It's not going to work.
It's a twist-share strategy.
Who's this going to work for?
I never doubted even for a second myself
Not even for a micro second did I fucking doubt that jet strat was gonna work
Dude, it's gonna be perfectly rolled t1 life crit multiplier flat 200 armor on there with accuracy dude
But legit it's it's just waiting for me
The GG Jill.
Good, I'm taking a lot of damage in this map, I don't understand how, why, what.
Is it literally just Ker-multi?
Is Ker-multi that bad?
I-I legit think it's good.
I don't know what to do about that.
How the fuck am I going to get Ker-reduction in this build?
I need Ker-reduction.
Watch as I-yeah, but what-for that watch as I-isn't Ker-reduction-wasn't I like
Determination or something?
Determination is just not even a viable order to run it.
There's no way I could run into germination
Well, I say that I could I can it's possible
Definitely possible
To the bleeds the fucking big bleeds is all these fucking guys could you do the abomination mob top as well?
How long have I been in this for fuck?
Bob is hilarious, bro
My mom is gone
I know but I should be worried about I said
Okay, dude doesn't free shit bitch
Do lots of exaltors from this as well you guys check Loki you made me a county farm straight through W chat
That gets the fucking jewel, finds me currency.
Mate, Twitch, you guys need to be promoted.
Did this jewel hits?
I'm never questioning chat tech ever again.
Okay, for like 10 minutes,
and then I'm gonna instantly start questioning it
after like directly, like, you know,
you'd be getting like 10 minutes of a reprieve for me.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
Okay, we got, we got, we got, okay, Jewel.
Let's have a look.
It's one of these ones, CB.
Dude, double good implicit by the way.
Okay, literally just 30 life and above.
Accuracy is bis, armor is bis.
Crypto multi is bis.
It's so bad bro, it's so bad bro.
It's so bad, bro.
Fuck, it's so bad, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Great.
Oh, it's fucking awesome.
OK, we're going to get another one.
Let's go and get another one.
Don't worry about it.
We're going to get another one.
Glad to see you.
Just in training, we got this thing.
We're going to get seven in chaos from there.
It's crugged in.
It's crugged in.
Eight in chaos, OK?
Glad to see you.
Wait, tainted chaos.
Wait, what is tainted chaos?
Wait, that's a thing?
I did that but I did beyond right I did be on don't I get those meds
What is that?
Tainted mythic tainted. Oh, it's like super super rare. I
Don't have it. Well, there it is. I don't have it
I
Fucking have multiple Volta Volops. I have like all this other mats like I have fucking three Volta Volops
I've zero 10 cast
Okay, that might be a strat but that might be a strat can you just keep doing it or does it go white and brick?
I almost heard multiple times and beyond that I don't even have one.
Yeah, it seems like a bit of a stretch goal.
And the challenge is that it rolls on my good.
It's like low.
I feel like it's just better to get Jills and corrupt them.
I've collected a million credit blood Jills in my lifetime.
So many.
You just get them right at the end of the day.
That's what you do.
You just get them.
It's not that hard, you just loot it.
Do these pop-ups irritate the shit out of me?
Did I see that?
I was watching BenStream when he was talking to me.
He just had a pop-up down here that's like atlas points and he just ignores it.
That would irritate me the whole time I'm playing the game.
I could not.
Like if I have a level up on the jam you'll notice even mid-combat, mid-bust fight, it just pisses me off. I don't like to see it.
Cause I'm like constantly aware of it and thinking about it.
I don't know what that is, but it just irritates the shit out of me.
He's just playing the whole time with a fucking pop-up there. I'm like, bro.
Now what it was.
And I guess he's like, that's not important. I just don't look at it. Alright, good.
I don't know it could be some sort of I have a lot of OCD with OCD shit it could be something to do with that I'm not sure
Come on
I'm not a she a girl. I don't what it's just a pop-up it irritates a shit out of me
It was in like even watching this point of view it was irritating the whole time I was watching just like the
Pop the at the points being there and nothing spent
Like I get he didn't need it and there was no function for it, right?
But it doesn't matter like it was just a pop-up
like
You can't get rid of the pop-up, huh?
Can't get that pop-up there, huh?
I think we did it I can move
Man, that's so sucky.
Sorry buddy, you're not quite tall enough for this one.
I'm sorry son, you have to be with the parent if you want to see this movie.
Come on man give me another best joke
Would CB please I beg of you please give me a knife this your please may I have one more
please just one poor just be strong we gamer look in the calubus ah it's a wrong drill bro
Lisa, man, one more.
Can we not find the buster?
Cause we've learned the bosses could be like, it's just like a stupid risk that makes no
sense to take.
Yeah, so we're just not going to do that.
Cool me a pussy.
Bitch.
All you want.
Getting around we want you to some stupid side boss thing that I don't give a fuck about is like not worth zero loot right opportunity cost
Chance of death greater than like 5%
reward nothing
Truly friend of Mirage area will see the job as Jules. Hey wait, that could be good, right? You're gonna make it work
We're gonna get somehow like convert to corrupted jewels, maybe
Here's this entire character's waste of time in the glibber. Oh my god. Oh my god, that was this crazy
I
Bro with trees it felt like coming down boys like would somebody just slam into the cut shit
Did the one day
You can't see it you can't really tell I
Can't control it. It's trust me. It's like if you could see the trees over there. It would fucking blow it's going crazy, bro
It's not my wind. Oh my god. It's windy to the left. It's to the left
Sumidia
Wait, he's dead. He's up. He can't Sumidia come here all the time. Hey, Sumidia can't. Oh, he can't
I'll try it. I'll try it
I
You can't even tell how bad it is. It's really bad
Listen wait, do I have a microphone for this? Oh
My god, bro, you can hear the fucking strength of these of this rain. It's crazy. It's like tarantula, bro
It's gone. It's gone. I mean, you can see the individual rain droplets. Right? Oh my
God, bro. Rip possum, dude. Rip possum. Rip possum. If you could hear it, you would
be knowing what I'm talking about. You can't hear it though, because my mark went
got fucking it's just too good whatever the deal of anyway guys do the other
strength of rain happening that's fucking crazy
they'll be like a river in my yard in the sick yeah but we actually get like
a fucking river no cap arena want to stack arena spam arena with the chat
arena.
Yeah.
Oh, holy, I'm fucking old, Chad.
I remember when that was going viral, you know, on Twitch.
Do you guys remember that?
And I was like, man, this lady pisses me off.
Yo, it's been a re-note in the chat, I mean, oh.
Does anyone remember? Like, holy fuck.
I'm unlocking ancient memories.
It was like a RuneScape Gamer or some shit. Yeah, it was like a RuneScape Gamer.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Simple at times, chat, let me tell you. Simple at times.
Way simple at times. Oh, man.
Well, it seems we never know how you're good, you've got it.
you never know how good you got a chat alright
dude old twitch gave me nata gaming
This way, X9.
Dog shit, dog shit.
Dog shit also.
Toot?
I mean, do you click Toot yet?
Con following your footsteps.
What does that mean bro?
What does that mean?
Is it what we're clicking this link?
The whole twitch should that kappa song dude
There's no ain't no way kind of going wild strike of the streams ain't no way because I'll take it the streams dude
Go, but I there's no way it's not powerful enough in the ability for him. You can't handle it
There's no there's no shot
There is no you are foolish. There is literally not powerful enough ability for me to use you get irritated by it immediately
Okay, that's Sunder slams
Not any five net just normal shabba
I know that you're wrong, which is why I'm confirming that you're incorrect.
Since that's not the same story, I just wanted to go confirm you're incorrect.
But like...
Yeah.
I just know it's up to Game of Kana, it's just...
It's on voices, visions, violence.
They believe fucking dead, they're fucking dead.
They want these guns for alternative.
It's un-fucking-playable.
I can't hit two screens with one attack instantly.
It's like nerfed by 5%
Yo, Kurbid
Wait, it might actually be working. Dude, it might actually be working the mod, the barrest mod might be working
I'm getting hella jewels, but not what looking for is a chat
It's corrupting them over but it's just crushing them into complete dog shit.
damn it's the wrong type of jewels I mean this is how you get a fucking credit
blood normal jewel though this is like the speed run tech
fuck the fish this mod with its strongboxes and you're gonna get like
the most jewels scrub it loose this is just spam-crabbing every jewel I don't
I'm looking at these jewels. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's like any of them good though can't be sourced
Kind of be hidden that could this is how you get an answer really quick and get part of my jewel
I'm sad bro, sad bro, I'm gonna carry this, um, take this, we'll take that, corrupt it
on ID, you can, if it's corrupt in an ID you could see the implicit that wasn't implicit,
right?
So that means there is no implicit.
me brother. Alright, nope.
Kiffy Lee. People saying the word aboba loud in the background while a deep voice
dumb man says multiple Ubers today loud and clear at 20 seconds. Wind gushing in
the background while a deep voice man is screaming the words the soil clown
is coming over and over 20 seconds flies buzzing loudly in the background
while a deep dumb man says who the fuck put shit in my sauna
that's the most fucking bottomized donation message I ever heard of my life
bro what are you seriously but you're trying to do it for one minute as well
you're trying to do 20 seconds 20 seconds 20 seconds like get the fuck out
out of here bro literally get the fuck out of here let's deal fucking hell
well it's not I don't know if he's gonna use that one right temp change damage
some of the bullshit we go again guys I feel this might be a massive waste of
The Soaring Clown is coming.
Who the fuck am I supposed to be?
Who the fuck put shit in my sauna?
That's so great. Isn't that beautiful?
On today's weather report in New Zealand, extremely strong winds up to 10 kilometers
Proud are expected. Along with 0.01 millimeters of rain.
Oh no chat, there is a huge cyclone outside. I just saw the South Island get
approved from the ocean. I must board up my cuckshed. Nobody can get an aura.
I must continue to farm for Ubers. My family may die but that is the price I
am willing to pay. For my name is Lord Kwon Kwonchun.
I was like, fuck trash dog.
You done with the fucking trash dog!
What the fuck are we on about man?
I was simply saying that was a fucking...
It was, it was giga pissing them.
Now it's gone by the way. Stop.
It was like a, like a huge front just came over.
Just a fucking blasted.
Just ass blasted.
No, I've done. Fuck that.
Two?
Two-six?
I was just joking, bitch!
You said it was a cyclone!
That was the joke!
Because there's cyclone and you're dealing the other day!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Did no one die, right?
Wait, no one died in this letter cyclone?
We're good.
I don't know if I'd shut the fuck up, literally, seriously, if I were there.
I was in this fucking news doctor, Andrew, dude, they were like surfing on the, there
was nothing.
There was people just walking their dogs on the cameras.
No, no.
This is it. This is the box right here. Here it is. Come on. Let's go.
Whoa, dude. The pay recorded for blowing up to 64 million seconds is committed to 234
Yeah, you go sit turn to the wall. It was a big dick. It was a big big blue pretty eye, man
News tonight a flight leaving from Rio de Janeiro crashed on takeoff 67 Brazilians were tragically lost
How many is a Brazilian?
It's classic classic classic guys classic
Whoa!
Corpse Ignition, bro.
I feel like what I'm doing right now is kind of like just complete gambling, and it's
not like a consistent good strat.
Like, instead of doing stuff like getting the purple juice from doing the, what do
What if you're cool that mechanic, you know, the unit mechanic we're talking about, right?
Where you fight the woman?
You protect the woman, I mean, you know what, you know.
Instead of doing that shit,
I'm just randomly hoping I just get the jewel I want.
Instead of getting locked in, good as fuck upgrades.
You feel me?
I feel like no one who is actually, I mean, I don't want to hide on chat, but like, anyone
he's actually seriously trying to play the game efficiently wouldn't do this is what it feels like
like this i don't think they would ever do this for example
switch that what are you doing you can make these strats these two strats are not the
strats are questionable well let's say they'd have worked then it would have been a great
strat but it didn't work so i mean you know it is what it is
I like the idea behind it.
It's a cute idea.
It's a cute idea, but it's such a stab in the back that I feel like I'm just wasting
my time.
It's like, okay, I could use them in this consistent and would definitely progress me
along the way and I'll just eventually get that grade.
Or I can kinda just yolo and just hope it drops the thing that I want.
that's a bit of what we're doing right which kind of yellow and hoping it drops
it
being as it's gonna to be since he lives as mother's best I pretty sure it's a
girlfriend bro so man and everyone knows game is like if you're good at video
games check the end of that super hard everyone knows that it's a fact like I
got a wife okay Trent um still major to wife sees your hands good wife think
they can't about what are we all going in the same world of gamers we all go
game is so it makes sense that makes a lot of all sense and all at night the
thing that we got in common is we're all good gamers chat it's a fact being a
god being ridiculously good at video games it's attractive jazz attractive
whether you like to think it or not I mean so so being is gonna attract some
you know it's a lady 38 year and boba like if you get rank one and
And Diablo 3, you're gonna have to hella...
Wait, wait, this could be our camera, isn't that like a decent club?
2-2, AoE duration.
Goddamn it, shit up the door now! Go!
Give me a six link, bro. It's not what I wanted.
People rage!
Fuck. Alright, looks like we peeked here.
I want to be sure the Mirage, maybe the Mirage could save it, the Mirage could save it.
I don't even have a little bit of a bonus zone over here as well.
Go 7.
Yo Chuck Eam, I mean, I don't know, someone asked, do I remember, dude, my builds the
most bespoke custom Quint 69 edition builds you've ever seen.
I do not do not I exclusively play
My own thing
Reinventing minutes wherever I go, whatever ability I choose on any ascendancy. I play
Entirely defining the meta
They call me quinces, you know the meta destroy it like when I pick up a big unique item everyone freaks out
Because they know the price of that unique items about to change they call it the quint effect
Hello. I got the Quinn effect. Wait, what is this, infill it? Do you have any infill shocks
while liching in your shield? I don't think it's about chill while liching mine. I don't
think it's about shock while liching in your shield. It's unfortunately a shit club.
Bro, you only get 25k for it as well. What about a 6 link? 5k for a 6 link. Wow.
Wow. That's dumb shit.
Hello.
Okay, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Do you know what I can do by the way?
I can clear the in-game on this character for science
just to see how he feels.
What do you guys reckon about that?
Um, yeah.
I can just clear the in-game real quick
to see what it's like.
Give it a geese
Like I just see what the shape is like on this guy
I should see what else with like on the sky to see what all the various bosses are like
You know do a little Cyrus
See what Cyrus is like, etc
She's like a Bob Jack
Like however proud am I it's my care cuz I kind of want to know like how tanky am I versus a shape of all for example
So I feel like I should be pretty damn good because of the fact that my character is built around in multiple get-up damage reductions
And he's not built around
Like stacking max rare, so I use some weird gimmick. It's just like no I just take less damage period
from
Elemental physical and then I just take less damage from all hits
So it's not like they there's no like penetration that can affect that I
I just always take reduced damage.
Period.
Oh.
Hmm.
Okay, come on.
Have you heard about in-chartification?
That is what you do with pro builds.
Do you even understand what that word means?
We saw that guy in chat and said,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck was that?
I wasn't looking.
What am I just...
Wait, that...
What happened?
What the hell was that?
No!
I got a jewel and it was bad.
Wait, what the fuck happened?
Was it just Dejan?
Tell me it was Dejan.
I hope it was Dejan.
I hope it's deejun I hope it's deejun it's so sad it wasn't deejun I really hope it was deejun
Please be deejun please be deejun they had to be deejun right I had to just sit not be paying attention like I just love the nothing
They should not be squishy my character should not be squishy
I should be a tanky boy
Can't open the fucking door!
Sorry about that, Jack.
Molding a little bit, molding a little bit.
I have to kill myself to win this.
Yo, wait, impairing one of these freak bomb walls is probably not a good idea, right?
Yeah, right? Very bad idea.
Yeah, that's probably a real bad idea.
Yeah, it had to be burning ground. I think it was burning ground.
The burning ground seems to fuck me up big time, even with the fuck, yeah, it had to be burning ground.
Yeah, in certification, that guy doesn't even know what that fucking word even means.
basically your return and you really choose that it was describe what I do to
builds that bit of a bit of language to describe it that would be in elevating
builds beyond comprehension taking things to the absolute next level
destroying the middle with just really divine insights.
The average player just cannot see.
I cannot do this yet.
Injivication is a process in which a company runs at a fucking loss
and will do everything and bend over backwards and do all the customer service
and all the right things to build up a user base as hard as I possibly can.
But then eventually they've been losing money out the wazoo for years and years and years
And then they have to monetize it and then they have to and they start adding in cancer dog shit
Can't wait to play the Diablo 4 expansion later this month. Poggers
delete it
Let's not get it twisted
Basically it becomes
Optimizing and monetary gains instead of trying to make the best possible product and they identify the the product or platform
To the point where it's like not even recognizable to what it used to originally be
And everyone then duck leaves and says fuck this shit. I'm out. It's trash, dog
So like it's a how's that how you applying that to my build like it doesn't make any sense like what am I on?
Yeah, I'm optimizing monetization of my build
Boom
There.
Well, that was a sucky-nobble, take that.
Boom!
The guy's back raising the same song again.
what can i what have you got sing along
come on she's on she's on she's
fair weather
so that's what he's saying i'm saying what he's saying i'm saying the
fucking words is it like
i can't believe there's a castle that lets you roll corrupt irons but i
haven't got it and i farm beyond all that time
aye
I wonder, do you think these will work or anything?
Let's just pick them up because they're low.
Wait.
Maybe they're worth stuff?
10,000.
Life down.
That's good enough to do whatever.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
That'll do.
Pile.
That'll do.
Pile.
I
Was it seems like I want
Yeah, it seems like the best shit is when you just get tons of old hello Quinn
Malke here here been watching since Paul world
I finally got a job in Las Vegas at a fancy hotel. Love the hardcore gameplay. Keep doing you. Sure
6,000 beach music
Wait 28,000. Oh dude, my class is not being enough. And then plusanthium 30,000.
I want to need this for combining.
I shouldn't have to do any, right?
I'm still like, I love it, I love it, I just love it.
For good luck, you know?
I could go with the luck, I hope.
Wait, so is the bar is literally the only thing
that gives you,
is it literally the only thing that gives you guarantee?
30,000.
Wait a hundred thousand weeks, bro. Oh my god. So what am I gonna get from this shit?
18k, oh good.
There's a big dick shipments, bro.
Okay, he's going to multi arrow T and E
That's a good one
120
This is just so what the fuck is the point of crops chat 24,000 I guess to get the armor
21,000
We're about to run out of fucking spots here, bro. We're better run. We better run out of shit
To what have they given me the corrupted jewel?
Right 46 months subbed to the Godgamer. I don't have anything cool or smart to say so I just fuck you
Okay, why don't you make it worse?
That's a weird mechanic who I think they need to say some edgy shit is on me
It's not required, mate. Not required.
Alright, am I stupid in the head?
I'm starting to think these maps are a complete waste of time by the way.
They don't give me fuck. I've done, like, infinity maps, and these motherfuckers have never put out their minds.
Now I'm suddenly now just a complete waste of my fucking time.
Like it's so much effort to maintain them, and then what do they even give me, just like
random shit?
But again I guess if you can just maintain it for free, technically speaking, right?
If you have infinite maps and you have infinite gold, then I guess it's just a chance of
getting loot for a little bit of effort.
I said a little bit of effort though, but that's a decent amount of effort isn't it?
I mean this is...
So what's the main point of these fucking guys?
Just to get the vines that never materialize?
I literally don't remember the last time I got a divine, I've had these motherfuckers
running for days now and they've not loaded one divine.
Oh, see, maybe, what's that name?
Maybe.
That was, that was a Kings March guy, right?
The boats definitely seem worth it, the boats are on point.
Giga Harvest Juice.
What?
Giga Harvest Juice.
You get like a tiny little bit of Harvest Juice, not Giga.
Biggest cup I ever heard.
Yo Mr. Streamer.
Have you ever got mirror of colander's drop turbo for 50 years?
I've never had a mirror cleaner. No never happened
Unfortunately
Oh, yeah, you get that you don't ran a little basis can be good. Oh, yo, yo, this is Joe's one, bro
I never dropped on me man, I never dropped on me man!
I never!
They instantly failed the Vultemel, they went in the bottom and got the E.D. burst right away.
Wow!
Two Max Rays.
Do the cursed, you mother of the cursed.
Mother of the cursed, right up on guard.
I do not recall last time when they littered me at anything, useful.
Uh, whatever.
Do you know what?
Let's just keep them going though.
I was gonna complete minimal investment and we'll just I'll just pick up remaps that I have
Oh spam crop them and then just slap them in and just hopefully it'll give me some divides
That they've been running all night all day since I've been had this character like pop off
And I don't think I've literally have I looted one divider for these guys on this character
Let's get breaking maps.
A few?
On this character here.
On this character.
Okay.
These are running.
Check, check, check.
That's running check.
We've still got gold in the bank.
Check.
We'll put some more fucking shit in here.
Ooh, I'm not actually maintaining.
I went from like 1.3 million to Inter-K.
I'm actually down, bro.
I'm down bad.
Oh, fuck.
What the hell, chat?
Okay, chat!
Chat!
Chat!
Chat, chat, chat!
I should never...
Why did the offline chat just tell me to tune in to fucking excuse you there one time?
I can't stop saying chat now.
They told me to tune in one time and he just spanned it and I said it's dead and fucking
bricked.
It's literally I watched for ten minutes and I'm that bricked.
No you taught bro, you convinced me, you were all talking about it.
Okay, so let me look at my, let me look at my action list here.
I
Did craft a million rings
I got credit blood whatever
I need to I've recrafted the boots already recruit. It's reading off the gloves. So I basically need catalyzed belts did that
That's kind of like what I'm doing, but then I need to promote the wine nickels.
This is I did.
This is all just do do breach do breach do breach basically I need to do breach
Okay, got that.
While leaching is free damage is fucked me, bro.
Did that?
Dude, look at my list of things destroyed.
I think it wasn't me, but it's not gonna fit in.
Yep.
Dude, look at all this shit I did!
But this is not my old character. I feel like my magic was towards you up. See the name
Okay, where'd that bro? Well, it's got like giga done
Like that we are we are closing in on Ubers so fast. I've such a limited things to do now
Like it's GG. Like I'm gonna pop off here. I'm gonna pop it off hard as fuck.
Okay, so who thinks?
guys
Do I just commit to just being taken a maxi-raised wheel and just make incredible like this? Do I just commit to this?
Because if I do that, then I could just get a fucking Gigi Jill and just roll it, man.
Hmm.
There's no way of doing it, is there?
What is snapping on a bad move?
It's pretty late.
It's pretty long not far.
So yeah, yeah, let's just go let's just go get the fucking shit
Very breach
Ultimatum is a meme now, isn't it? I
Haven't after the like whenever I get my next GG jewelry piece like I've got I have 28 of these that's heaps
And I've got hella fertile so many females we got let me ask you many fertile we got metta
I'm a little deli now, I'm ulti.
I got 24 furtiles, like fuck it bro.
Let's just unspeak out of this ultimated dope shit.
Get a few more, get a few more, get a few more.
Dude, is this like the most 8 song possible?
That way you're requesting right now
To where did I put these points
Pro there
This is get a few more catalysts from this shit and then we'll just unspeak out of that. Okay. Let's go. I
Kind of wouldn't mind doing a little in-game test though. I
Kind of wouldn't mind doing a little in-game test. What do you guys reckon? I
But then is that take unnecessary risks just to kind of test the character out
What about what what bosses about God? I'm even want to I could just and I could just add a maven for example
We'll see what feels like
Okay, it's on an uber I could just I don't know I should test it on a normal chamber and just kind of take my ball
And see what the vibe is like and then kind of go from there
Okay, I'm just giving this shit, dude. I don't know what the fuck is shit. I don't know what the fuck is shit.
Boss time, good boys.
Okay, relax, relax.
Dude, relax. Boss testing.
Guys, I will let you know, I will let you know in a, like, you will know at day in advance when I'm doing Ubers.
No one bosses is like it's just like it's just a test
Cazal we need this we need these days for that
You guys can kick him up, by the way, don't fuck me up
Turbo in great difficulty. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Nice build, gamer.
Okay, bitch-ass.
This map is like two damage mods on it.
With six mods.
Plus it's got effect scaling.
They're ghosted, plus they have difficulty, let's not get it twisted.
Is it that astraload bro?
Slimwing, this character I'm afraid to say is more off-mitted and more powerful than any character you will ever make.
NHSNC.
Okay.
Just letting you know.
I want to be that guy that lets you know that.
It's just a reality bro, it's just a reality.
Here's what it is bro, here's what it is.
I mentioned that makes you a ssf by the way
I should have self-casted a mortal call in that situation. I don't know why didn't that's actually really bad of me
I'm gonna have to last about three seconds
Yeah, I don't know how much the difficulty scaling affects the boss
but I think it really does make the boss so much more potent.
You notice that the rest of the map is like kind of a meme in comparison.
Even with all these mods, they do fuck all damage to me.
It was just literally ghosted combined with difficulty scaling.
Which I call it Diablo 4 Scaling.
We got a complete return, J.W.I.T.S.T.
I'm just gonna ban this guy, holy fuck.
What a dumbass bitch.
What a dumbass little bitch.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Literally come on.
It's been a month, 12, a little too many times, I'm gonna take him home, I'm happy
to ban this.
Yeah!
It's been a month, but a little too many guys gonna take a while. Maybe Venice. Yeah, I could and I can
They probably is better, but then again getting used to like natively using it
Whatever I think I'm about to take a fuck ton of damage for me. But yeah, I could just get blasted, right? You are totally right. I
Can get blasted by like 20 dudes and just die
I guess fuck it
Every generous Arnie a friend judges seven rounds again
What do I get pretty good I get friendly judges only I
Mean him to me is fine, right? I feel like they're getting him to this chill
Let's not spread it
Only friend you on bossing. What is this?
Oh, you gotta stand in it. Oh shit, I got one of these stand in it things.
That's fun.
We might just be here all day.
Can I stand in both at the same time or is that cheating?
I think it's cheating.
You shall suffer your own bile if gone.
I don't know why I'm looking at right now. I'm reading some weird shit in chat right now.
Oh, I just rage bait dude, I just rage bait, cooldowns take longer.
What could that bait?
This immortal coal?
Frost Blank, that's fine.
Fight the slowing of your own arm.
Did I just fuck up on the thing here?
Could that be something bad?
Nope.
Chat!
And during chat it's just kinda buffs, right?
That's something, uh, we can make it a confirmation or a, uh, non-confirmation?
No?
They don't, no way, really?
Nah, you're trolling me, bro, you're trolling me.
Yes, I don't know, no.
But do you, do you, do you charges, counters, buffs?
The thing is, if they did counters a buff, then wouldn't Enchimonji scale the effect of Endurer charges?
And then Enchimonji would be overpowered.
So I was just thinking, the rune of the warp, it increases buff duration by a certain amount of time.
I was thinking, fuck, that could be super good.
Your doom is dark and groaning.
So rune graft of the warp does not scale, but like, my friendly charge duration.
I saw some of the Gauntlet guys, were using the rune graft of the warp.
And it did not kind of hurt, and I was like, oh my god.
With that possibly look at the duration of my thoughts I'm not gonna pray one because
But then mine
It does not okay you guys about it, bro, you guys
Was Chris
He's torn to shreds.
This shit should be easy as fuck for me now that my character's a wicker than God.
Like, he's gonna be killing Ubis soon.
He doesn't just mean no way I was meant to kill me.
I'm not done the maths on my HP, but it's really high.
Oh, seven Casuals?
Well, it's above expired faster.
So that would be fortify, right?
Yeah, but this will confirm with an eye right now, by the way.
My journey chest, it buffs,
and journey chest does it buffs,
they're about to fall off.
15.
Time is your enemy.
That's, it's only, look,
it's only fortify that's falling off.
I'm just gonna make sure we keep stacking,
we're gonna make sure we keep,
my fortify, my fortify is gone!
Yo, what the fuck?
My fortify is completely gone.
yeah, holy fuck
Aegis
Aegis
Aegis.
Kevin, Nechakavin.
The future, what was wrong with you?
What's up, baby?
Thor.
Clown.
Hello
The argument is now over
My god, I'm not even a fucking guy like the nanny was just a dude which armory is having it's a little too many don't know
I thought I'm enduring this time, you know, for at least a good course, like paying the
lowest of flight tickets.
Except for, I actually needed to sort that out, but uh, no, it's just, well, get out
of here, bro, get out of here.
Geez Louise.
Be gone, scum.
Well dude, ultimates are going to be so sick with the divine shrine, wait, what?
Oh my god.
It's not them boys.
It's going to be yours then actually.
What the fuck?
Dude, I can just pick all the hard of shit and it doesn't matter.
Fuck these my dudes.
Oh dude, I need to go back.
There's a bit of ground in here already.
You know what?
What the fuck? Dude, I can just pick all the hardest shit.
And it doesn't matter.
Fuck these my doggies.
Oh dude, I need to go back.
You're all underscores, underscore better, underscore game, playgifted a tier one sub to we underscore own underscore you.
They have given 399 gift subs in the channel.
The hardest cup I've ever had in my life, bro. Hardest cup I've ever had in my life.
I cannot do this yet you are not the boss of me
Hello, not that I want to but any moment of time I can go and you know what fuck screaming and I could just
Go just do a normal job
And I be elite edit as well by the way, I don't be elite. I'd be maybe an elite firefighter
Maybe go police maybe skydiving well one of these are devils forbidden power time so is that good
I'll be elite
Really chat I was I was a real firefighter. I could be I mean I didn't actually do anything
I was to basically just a little cut for the actual real fire fighters, but
I
Can't get a boss this oh
Yo, these are the dickhead bosses. We got delirium and ghosted imagine. They somehow kill me through invulnerability, dude
Holy shit that big dick, bro
holy shit these guys are like little oobas
should I go to the ultimatum with the delirium on?
that's fucking stupid what am I doing to end the delirium
there my elbow would definitely be cooked but I could absolutely I did I can
easily carry a person what
guys I'm talking about we're doing that the actual big dick shit like my elbows
cooks when I try and do big dick weights in the gym and big dick rock climbing
and stuff like carrying a person the easiest part
They even did five main scary roll under school is underscore better underscore game play gifted a tier one sub to
Unemployable gamer they have given 400 gift subs in the channel
Guys in the army. We were doing five minutes carries all the time
Just carry doing it you'd be carrying dudes around everywhere
Not only that you would do it with your webbing and your rifle and they would have their webbing and their rubble
They don't have to try that but it's really fucking hard
I'm very difficult.
You know Craig, I'm a melting with a ride dude, fog.
So I cannot wait to do this ultimatum with the vulnerability, it's like one of the only
things you know vulnerability can feel like a waste of time is a lot of this other shit
but the idea that I do this thing which you can pick like increasing difficulty and
it's like this all this opportunity cost and I just get to completely trivialize it
It's fucking awesome.
There's not many mechanics to be better than Ultimate of the GF.
But you got invulnerability, what can you use that for?
I guess Void maps.
Okay, cannot take damage, right? So that does nothing?
What's the ripiest possible mechanics? Let's pick the ripiest shit
No, let's not pick the ripiest shit
Contamination
Imagine if the ultimate guy just gave me a CB immune jewel, bro
Well, I've seen that he does lots of grub of gear. I feel like he could totally do that minus nine rays. Oh, no, bro
No, that's nine rays
Oh minus nine rays, bro
I'm gonna die the hell's that noise
Monza's innocent voice crits to go with that.
Seriously, don't kill it two years from now.
The fuck was that?
Where's our ultimating bug, bro?
Umm...
Light of your blood surrounds our ultimates. Let's do that.
Dude, sounds crazy. Sounds crazy.
Stand right to the ultimates.
dog shit donations make me cry dog shit donations make me cry dog shit donations make me cry
Don't sub please!
I'm pie pop is it oh now I'm popping we now I'm popping we then now
dog shit donations make me
aw bro what the fuck legit unsubscribe bro holy fuck
why they like this
I'm great for the people who just subscribe because they enjoy this dream and they want
support it and don't do some cancer shit
dude whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm getting up oh look at this I'm inside the middle of
That boss is no joke man. That guy's dead ass for real.
That guy's dead ass for real.
Dead ass, Jack. Dead ass.
You enjoy the stream when I subscribe I also enjoy the Adler 4 especially when the expansion
comes in a couple of weeks I'm sure you will too smile
I'll be fucking with that I mean oh dude I can't wait to try that I mean I'll try
it out I'll try it out
I feel like I don't really get to try the last expansion because that's headed it's
you know if it had like ham in it it's closer but it's closer to a New Zealand
Cabinara oh no if my grandmother had wings she would have been a biker you
know what let's get it from her
he's in time and I'm rage-bending or something I think so do some flying
We got more we can't we got more wait was searching us bad. Oh good
Politics this was good for that would they were okay, right? They were kind of working out for me
Let's go in time to the label car she jet
So bad merch so bad
Okay, wait, let me put this in built
I had that I've got one but it's just complete useless
what and not even do a crampton
this is the case of my time
as a guy
guys
think about it
uh... for really really good markets on the dual verses
but i do this kind of shit
and that's part of the unity
surely
Fuck you!
There's no way!
I think maybe I'm just mad, cause I'm bad though, right?
It's like if I could just get the credit deal, blood drill, maybe he's a heavy boy.
Come on, come on, man.
time, where that's the mate. And a third time repeated, that's the mate. And a third time
repeated's the mate and a third time repeat the mate that's the mate
good brain damage man
My friend in the army told me they stopped torturing prisoners by waterboarding and such,
and exclusively play them some of your AITTS instead.
Yo, chat to that guy.
Chat to that guy bro.
I'm desperate, I'm taking everything that's to go.
Oh you fucking bitch ass man, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck.
Are you gonna kill life?
My nivage takes, whatever.
Okay, I just can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Hello, I can't do it.
I'm going insane and the men brain.
I got a prefix.
I'm going to slam this one dude.
Oh, it's the chosen jewel.
Dude, it's got armor, it's got accuracy, it's got life.
You know what, I'm going to use that one.
Really?
Hmm?
That's good. That's good. That's good. That one is insane.
Greetings. Okay.
I think that slammed life there. It's kind of nuts. Okay, we're doing one last attempt
and then I don't know dude we try crap the gloves and then all that all fails I
just become depressed and yeah we did a good run I guess I don't know let's tell
you it's fucking I'm pretty happy about no flat armor flat accuracy flat life
my mother is in right we're moving is sucking deck but the rest is pretty good
Too high is easy. Guys, I don't need normal credit deals. I need a BISC credit deals. I don't think Heist gives you the right deals
Okay, how much of this shit have we got? I have nine
I have nine thousand I've led
Let's go craft my gloves guys. I welcome you guys. Let's go craft the gloves. She is pleased
I need a level 1 plus to put out so hard bro.
I used to put out so hard.
Oh my god bro please.
Good to see you.
Please bro please please please please.
Ah shit.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Wait man, wait you can't slam the other one though, right?
But you can slam it t2 live t2 armor
I know because of the second best bro, but that shit
It's like dude, I think I said how big the armor was for me
It's got T1 hybrid T1 life, I mean I get trying to talk slant wait
How does this work so I can get the T1 strength and T1 hybrid to a T1 glove
Right welcome. No, it has to be the right place. Let's just gonna go the wrong place
the ever-vigilant
You can with the common data
Come on bro, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, only precursors, hopefully one of these is T1life, please.
T1life, T1life, T1life, 40 fucking dicks, bro, 40 fucking dicks.
T2dicks.
T1life region.
Is that useless?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
T1 life region
Is that useless
95 region and that's gonna it's gonna add up right a little bit of Regan
Can we cut some of the blood in the ground dude now I'm just printing the one with the ground chat
I cannot carry this so we're actually going to rip
It's it how many it must be like hours left from the golden right so you get but the rich libel you guys are gonna rip Bible
Yeah, so he was more scared of the fireball, which would it it's irrelevant if he's low HP
The fireball doesn't want to touch you anywhere, right?
So it doesn't matter that he'll HP and then he's so focused on dodging the fireball that he gets collect
He's doing life
Yeah, okay, do we start combinating ship for no reason we just do we just have rodoge
and shit together
I'm single digit days away from boobies. I'm just hitting level 100 and crafting my
past lost bits of gear and then we're going. But it's proving to be kind of cancer these
last bits of gear. So, yeah. Okay. What have we got? I've time gone, let's chat. T1 life.
I could roll as much as I could.
Ah, now I'm good.
I got Precursor Gauntlets with T1 Life.
Okay, wait, these Precursors with T1 Life.
Gigabrez.
Okay, wait, if we can get these mods onto a good base.
Wait, if we can get these mods.
I'm a life life.
Wait, can a mod come off?
No, it can't because mods have to come off one base, right?
And then it goes on another base.
I'm a life life.
I was gonna life cast race
When you're gonna mods can upgrade right that's a thing
Can mods upgrade
What do you mean mods kind of great surely month I thought what's gonna great if that's the point
I'm doing it bar down good fuck. Oh wait didn't make it cheaper or something. I'm gonna make it cheaper
I mean other pretty good outcome that was a pretty good outcome
I
That worked out pretty well
Yo, what the fuck oh
My god, let I was bad. I desperately need flat armor. Ah
Passenger was way better. Yeah, Passenger was way better than flat armor
I
That wasn't good chat. It's not GG. I can't really use it. It's not good enough. I think I still need it
I think I still need to know
Well, let me have a look here
I
Get either and now the okay guys guys guys guys do I just combine it with another pair of gloves?
To try free up mods
Because I can either and now I can and now
Because basically the region is shit in the flat armor shit
So it doesn't matter I could elders and Ellis is the same as a no no because I could either
had a shit prefix or shit effects.
Well, let me just I think I think we just a no.
I mean we just a no.
Okay, we wanted to either hit Region or Flat Armor.
Head to Caster is.
I think I perfected the suffix it.
Let's look at Undo, look at Undo the Badness.
Shit, I had to.
I had to.
I need it to have the fucking
I can't block anything okay, so I need to move the flat armor and re-add caseres or res or strength or strength is you
You strength is what I want
The first ones are watching survival.
Don't disappoint them.
You know, I'm not gonna say this shit, dude. Holy fuck.
Okay. It removed the flag and it added T1 strength.
For strength.
I don't remember the hybrid. It's over.
It's over.
I mean, it hit strength, but it removed the wrong thing.
Okay wait, what else have we got?
Let's re-combine these, see what happens.
Alright, now we really broke it. Now it's all gone.
All the good attributes are gone now.
Okay, it's completely gone.
Alright, cool. So we've successfully diluted a bunch of loot.
That's good to know. Good to see.
T2 life.
Okay, tier one life, 21 hybrid.
So there's just to breed these things, just raw dog, until they get it.
Okay, we got the GG life and then it mixed up the, we got the GG hybrid life and then
lost the big GG life.
I don't know how retired I am doing this.
I can't see how else you can do it there, right? You just gotta do it.
What is he doing?
I'm one of these songs.
I don't know what song's we're playing.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh, we're back! We're back! We're back! We're back! We're back!
We're back!
We're back!
Okay, again I gotta- I know.
Wait, do you guys think I'm gnarling?
Or do you guys think I'm combating?
T2's trance.
What about if I just said Gigi isn't swanse?
Do I have one Gigi isn't?
I don't know this is just a complete waste of my time and my currency and I should just
fucking farm out more shit and just get a fracture
Greetings.
Greetings!
Dude, everything else about this is just dog shit, right?
Because I'm gonna get a GG gloves and I'm gonna slam it with a complete dog shit one in the hopes that I get strength.
But the life of the other one. Is this unhinged?
All business must come here combines no way. Okay, well then
Really
Ready to best that fuck rarity
Wait
Really what the hell's up one of essence mods about kind of fucking do that
Well, she's telling me I got a roll
I
Mean hello
Why don't you do a blue with a yellow I
Could try to fraction my own fucking gloves do I write
But I could use a fractured orb and try to fracture my own life for the fractured orb.
But that seems kind of stupid.
Shouldn't I fracture a vermilion ring?
Because I feel like getting gloves on that hard.
I'm just going to combine it, who gets?
I'm just going for the same as in a null.
Let's see what happens.
Okay, so, well, I was trying to remove the bad modes from the good thing, and add the
good modes from the good, the bad one.
I can't, I'm just slamming it together, I'm hoping something lands.
It's not working though.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I
Just think we can wait I
Had two really gg go on there and I'm just throwing them in the trash
Guys I think what I want to do is just
Yeah, just get a fracture.
Just get a fracture.
What are we doing right now?
Um, just getting ass destroyed right now, bro.
That's what it is, man.
No, two guys didn't get a, yeah,
Kerm multiply.
Yeah, should I just stop trying to crap fucking shit?
This is what I'm thinking, right?
I'm spending all this time and currency trying to roll stuff.
And what I should do is just stop trying to do that.
Just be satisfied with my gear currently.
Just grind out and just keep spamming gloves until you get one with the T1 pressure.
And then just craft one with the T1 pressure in like two seconds.
So it's only five of us.
Um, I don't know what to tell you man.
This is what killing...
Guys, all these jupy kill guys, they hit a hundred in like day three.
wait what what oh my god bro I got distracted by some guy spending some
document dude I need to lock in bro I'm locked as fuck bro I'm locked as fuck
I'm unlocked as fuck downgrade why had I well you take downgrade but okay dude
just don't yeah what I gotta do is just grind hella breach materials chat we
We just get a grind turbo breech stuff and then...
I wanna, do I do a scarab farming strat?
To get tons of breech scarabs.
That's also a strat.
To then get tons of breech.
So I could do like a, uh, Atlas strategy.
Where I farm out a bunch of breech scarabs and then use those breech scarabs.
Or do you think I have this raw dog normal breech with just whatever scarabs I've got on hand?
and cool it a day and just fucking everything you see what elk thinks what the fuck
because I'm just speaking out loud I wonder though wait let me think it if I
did a brick if I did a scarifying strat to find my hell of scarabs would it
give me Puma scarabs full breach I think just running normal mass proof
Yeah, hear me out, Jet.
No, I didn't run in six more maps.
Just spamming yellow maps as fast as I can.
Go do the breach mechanic thing, leave.
Go do the breach mechanic thing, leave.
Go do the breach mechanic thing, leave.
Legit.
Not full clearing, not doing six more, not doing mirage maps.
Just raw dog, blasting maps as hard as I can.
I feel like that's gotta be the best way of doing it, right?
Cause I'm right now we're doing 6 more only and it's-
I think I've just, I think I've just does scale up, you get a little bit of scaling
with quant and like map mods and stuff but it's not that bad, like I've had, I've
had kind of mid top juice and it's fully juice maps and I've had cracked top juice
and just not even good maps.
I don't know if it makes sense.
Yeah, I can see off the chat is kinda, it seems like chat is kinda like getting a PV. Quite odd.
It is what it is.
This is just a reality. I have been playing the same game over and over and over again for like months.
Literally months now.
I'm not stalling.
I'm not suing. I mean, the original character that was going to kill Ubez, I just died on.
Right? But I want to kill a boss, I don't care.
This is what it is. I mean, I understand that, right? I understand that.
But it is what it is.
Like, guys, I need to find this out.
If I want to go for the Ubez, I want to get my character to the best possible point.
I slithered the winter of the world returns
You do it
Do you just kill it as well as in the grind man. I see the grind. I just see the fucking blast
I'm just gonna do a thousand breaches bro, we just gonna do live and breach
You cannot block that's not the vapers are inescapable
Yeah, it's good. Okay. All right, here's the plan. All right, let's run a minute bad plan
Plan
Stop trying to craft scuffed shit.
Farm T1 frigate.
Now let's see how long it actually takes you to bring this char.
Fully online.
All right, this is what it is that that's what I gotta do
That's what I gotta do
I gotta stop everything else.
Your doom is dark and broiling.
That's what I do. That's what it is.
Wait, and the question is...
My thing gives little warning. I cannot do this again.
Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Oh yeah, this guy's gonna fuck me up with those ebony.
Relentless assault.
This guy's actually fucking me up pretty hard.
I don't fucking relax dude, relax.
But this ultimatum is not a good use of my time either, is it?
There is a
Yeah, these are the fucking me up
Just leave the expected choice
Ultimatum is a Rippy B
It's just like some random shit that I need I can do ultimatum after I get my gloves and my rings
Right when I like after I get them then G.G. We found them out like why would I why would I do ultimatum first?
I already have enough to craft one of the rings anyway
I need to do amulet as well bro.
Oh my god. Wait, the amulet's pretty bitter to craft.
Right?
It's not a whole gear change, it's literally I need to amulet with launch and fucking kerb ulti on it man.
Legit.
Like I...
Kermaldi is like a straight-up, more multiple-out of my character's stamina.
Dude, what the fuck is this?
Bro, it's standing...
What the f...
I got 5 million DPS and I can't get the fucking boss, dude!
How's it even possible?
This difficulty scaling bro.
Oh my god the fucking continent is so broken.
I actually can't win.
Holy fuck, I think I actually won't off that.
God damn.
Yeah.
Sorry, Katie, this little guy, you're tired of me.
day old man it's cool that you know you know it's cool that you were got it but
like whatever you know
oh it's scarring time city
Come on
Come on
I didn't want to strike for any of it like you should I tell you here we go
Yuri Vals
I mean I don't want any of these right?
I'll do rejuvenation totem let's go dude
Let's go
Are we logging in?
Yo a new build unlocked
New build unlocked
Okay, for those of you guys calling me the DBS, I'm gonna try out a fucking elder to just make sure I'm getting a damage. I need to see what kind of damage I'm at.
Alright, let's get a little damage check here. Let's get a little damage check. Let's get a bar check.
Uhhh... there's no elder, there's no elder.
Let's just get a little damage, because chest is making me feel like the monster is DPS.
I'm just going to confirm, like, that I'm not DPS, I'm going to go on and fight a
boss that, you know, I know what the damage is like.
Because he is so
Main
I feel like I didn't get the ramp on him dude. I didn't even get close to ramp. I didn't get close to ramp every time
Maybe that tells me something. Maybe any more RazorHead stuff.
More attack speed for if there are time.
What are you doing, DBS? Yeah, we do damage here.
I'm telling you, if I get a boss like that, you do damage on me, bro.
Bro, I need one of them Barriers that I haven't lived in like a hundred years.
This is completely waste of my time though. I don't know why I'm here. I need to leave here.
This is just to confirm that I've got damage.
If I could be bothered having to get it finally to chamber shit, I would like to see what shape it would be like.
I could do like a... wait, I could do a Cyrus or something, right?
What do you guys think? Should I do an Awakener real quick?
I should have an Awakener, see it.
Oh, wait, no. To do Awakener, you have to complete those weird-ass Conqueror maps that I never do.
What's a boss I could do, chat?
To check, damn.
I've not got any uber stuff I could try a nightmare map
I cannot do this yet there we go
Oh
George George not that okay there we go. I've got to see my damage there. I gotta say that was dirty
It was like a white mob
That was like a white mom bro legit
But I hear him like four heads and he just fell over dead
Bro that that was legit like four hits and he was dead
And that's what's that's when I had my rage up that's when I could actually get my charges up and actually was that what I had the fucking boss
You can actually see just flops over there. Yeah, this is what I get it's the only time
I'm not hot at all chat. Unfortunately because my build doesn't use these jills literally so
And you just have a few of a purity lining
yours is yet
it's a bad
but let me see what possible have
they have made that i wanted to try mayben
i have xR technically
I'm a exact I can try an exact although I don't know how tank I am
Let's try a exact pocket. I just want to see what else like let's see what I had this is a non-quiz exact yet
This is literally just a science if it looks gets it on leaving and I'm not going in again
Okay, if it looks you know, it shouldn't look sketchy
Theoretically, it shouldn't be sketchy because my character is good. I need one eggnive loss
Okay.
Let's do it again.
I'm gonna see what I'm supposed to do.
When? Alright, get him.
You have Endurance charge. Nice.
Start choking.
This is fine. Nice! This is very good.
You're dead! Yes!
That is so toxic, bro.
It's so toxic, by the way.
You're a son of defiance.
But that was me going into your practice.
On to the run up.
What the fuck? Why don't they have an instantly my ESWay away?
Okay, ramping, ramping. I'm still knowing air ramp by the way, Jeff. We're still knowing air ramp.
Dang it, this.
Can I want to check the damage of these?
Not bad, ain't no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad, no bad.
Okay, no igniting sucks ass by the way.
Insolation.
I don't know, diamond! Yeah, where's you gonna do this? I need to hit one to get the
I need some self headshots, I don't have to do that, until I need an economy for this.
I mean, yeah, this feels like an overkiller. I'm gonna be honest that this feels like an overkiller
right like that felt cozy that felt cozy bro. That's how I would describe it. Yeah,
I need to admit I'm right for downtime during that phase for sure. Like that felt cozy.
That felt like that was like the coziest exact ever. Like I could find that out and it was
It was literally cozy. It was literally cozy. I mean, did you even feel him?
Well, I'm gonna tell you this bulls-dying
I would tell you this bulls-dying
But they even doing damage
Fucking nothing if I had ignited me in there those bulls would be like whatever to me, bro
Now the uber version sit out of obviously, but um, you know
More damage than you were doing?
Okay.
Modeless non-exact on farm.
Okay, dude, you're toxic.
This guy's toxic.
Do a Nivea map.
Wait, what a buzzer.
I got Maven, right?
I want to see what kind of damage I got on Maven.
I see my Maven damage.
Let's try Maven out.
I can't get care of the blood right now.
Let's get it, let's get it, ma'am, let's get a chance at ma'am, let's get a chance at ma'am.
Can you get anything good from ma'am, by the way?
Can she draw a wagon, multi-shock, still?
Or is that just only from the fucking extra load?
Hey me I'm waiting for to hit me for a person anything I'm not for singing buttons. I need endurance head is hello. Hello, bitch
Did she literally not even hitting me grab the club can now do damage
That's probably smooth from this bird
But I don't know why I should probably move from that
Kind of just Bob chicken the damage chat Bob chicken the damage
I'm going to have what I want!
This will not be a mistake!
Fuck you, bitch!
See I want to keep my endurance adds up so bad right now, but I can't the fact that it raises each time is pathetic
So I can't stand in this room they're real fight
I mean did she's doing zero damage me bro legit
The thing's gonna do zero damage. It's all those zero damage right there.
It's weird. It's weird that the maps can still damage me.
Like, how do the ultimatives do so much shit?
Let's chill as fuck, bro. Chill as fuck.
Day one boss. I mean, dude!
What are you talking about? I play ethical characters.
This is insane.
Bro, I haven't thought of that on Wildestruck of the Extremes, dude.
Like I'm feeling like a well-built beast, right? That's how I describe it.
Is he gonna yank me, dude?
I'm feeling like a well-built... beast.
Huh?
Maybe it's a hard boss to me normally don't even is literally my hardest boss by far
Oh God
Bro, look at that damage
While simultaneously being so thick look at my thickness and my damage check
Was being so fucking off mirror ethical. It's disturbing
I'll take a ramp
So I've let that avoid that right and the actual real attempts
People was people was
Yo, one face. One face. One face. One face. One face.
So what's crazy by the way chat? I'm pretty sure my normal Maven kill was slower than Ben's
Oopa may have been killed.
The memory of your sting will fade soon enough.
Then there's Oopa may have been killed.
My normal may have been killed. That's how under the glass bill was.
Think about how insane that is.
Like I had like I was like doing a hundred percent and I'm just fucking just a broad under the whole time.
That is crazy how strong that bill is yet.
Greed what the fuck dude that's insane.
Are we just gonna double crop this shit or what?
I'm gonna use that I would double curve it so let's just you not do that
Yeah chat
All right people talking shit making me feel a little bit better my character look
The reality is this we're popping off. We're popping off the build is good. It is thick as fuck
It is
Consistent as fuck. Yeah, it's not like as impressive. Honestly. I had to drop like over a million DPS
But the reality is that we've got a lot of thickness right and I have so many vectors to increase it
Which I am gonna do right we're gonna fucking get rid of arm reflexes in a second here, bro
Just gonna craft a pair of gloves. We're gonna get way more life with some fucking rings
I'm gonna get crypt multi on my amulet. This will take literally, you know, if I was one of these degenerate guys, right?
I'll just play 20 hours straight and I would just be farmed out and just have it all in the one day, right, but
I'm not that degenerate. I'm sick and real. I did I need to I've got it
I've got I've got a family and shit dude. It is what it is man
I'm a man can only play the game so much. So the plan is this
And we'll come back later. I'm gonna rewind some more. We're gonna get the stuff
We're gonna craft a gloves. We're gonna fix the bill. We're gonna get off the rings. Ah boys. I
Want to say Ubers
Just based on that right I mean based on walking on those X-ray balls and taking no damage
right.
What do you guys think?
I think it's like four days like three days and even that.
Could be like three, four days I'm finding Ubers.
Moving that.
If I was to stick it right out and just play like 20 hours a day I could do it way
less like I'm finding Ubers like tomorrow even.
Let's have, if I was to just stay up, which I'm not going to do by the way but
No, if I was.
Hmm.
Straight up.
Straight up, straight up.
Hey, regardless, boys, regardless.
We go as an XP today.
And it's going to slightly different
Searching I got a slightly better Jill and my in my weapon
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know, you know, you know, I was getting a million DPS every single day
I was getting I was getting a million DPS every single day, by the way
You know, by the way, I don't know what you're thinking. I'm just gonna ban this guy. It's like little spammers
Little spammers, you're gonna ban this guy
I got with us. Yes. And look at this. Yep. That's Pamper. Little one-man spending bitch fuck off
But anyone. Hey, there's what it is. Hey regardless boys
Thank you very much for chilling out today. Really appreciate it. Today was a day dudes. I'll be doing some grinding
For sure. It's not a gym day. I'll be doing some grinding
after a break and
We're gonna farm that shit out and we're gonna get ready for a fat dick craft
2000 cups love zero burgers. Oh shut the fuck dude. They coughed up was great. It was okay
It was not bad. It was alright.
It was not that bad.
Boys, sit back!
Chad, this is the calm before the uber slaying storm.
As you wait!
Wait, any people on standard?
Any given on stand-in?
Come to sh- I need staff on stand-in. Have you got any scripts in Gia containing to this current build on stand-in?
Well, I could have, like, mere- I just- by the way, I do giveaways to be on stand-in. I just trade them, like, hella loot.
I tried the panel a little bit by the way.
I think with instant play, with instant blad, I'm just going to make the character look
more realistic.
Guys, is it making the character on stand its fun?
I don't think I've performed enough fun, right?
I'm going to make the character on stand that I'm going to practice it with.
I'm going to practice.
Check, when I'm actually going back,
we kill 10 out of 10.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Check, when I want to just do it,
die for content, I die for 10 out of 10.
I'm gonna, I said I'm killing all of this.
Jump up!
See you tomorrow, see you tomorrow, boys.
I'm gonna, I'm, check, we're killing,
we're going 10 out of 10.
This is, this retails and check,
we're going 10 out of 10.
We're going 10 out of 10, I'm gonna die.