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04-20-2026 · 6h 41m
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well today chat is gonna be a day of uber killing
i'm totally gonna kill an uber today i can feel it
if we can figure out the test
uber today what is going on what's going on
we already watched the goon wow i didn't watch it
It's just like I watched four minutes of the gunny video and I didn't look off
Is what it is?
Fucking shit dude. What should I do every day my shoulder is getting worse and I'm not even I've stopped going back chest
everyday bro, oh
My god, so my camera my camera got weird
Yeah, we go good
And you get the shoulder
I don't need, I don't need a function shoulder to kill Lubis jet, it's fine.
PC
Nope, the glue glue glue. Let's say one illness and check out me. I washed check. I'm a washed
That's the last time I watched it
See eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes eight minutes 15. No 15. No, please even know 15. No, no, no, no
This new mirror for them in this I'm like fuck that
Fuck that bro
fuck that. Then again, maybe. No, I always feel bad after watching them. I always feel
bad after watching them. It's like, there'll be something good in there, right? There'll
be a decent video.
Counter straight pro known as Mao Yuxin has been banned after 10 years of
the subject of his opponent this guy's gonna do the punch this guy looks angry
this guy looks angry dude
I
Like I like how obvious it was said oh shit
What do you think what do you think was gonna happen I
Can I stop the music straight away bro
Is there extended clip
Is there extended clip or is that it that's it? Is that it? She's been a clip surely.
Thank you for the update on this little fuck. My opinion is there missing with that band 10 years depending on the street.
Oh bro, so weak no one even reacted including the person who punched in the face.
She'd be arrested and sued. Time to get a traditional job.
He already has a job.
Uh, if he doesn't rest it, oh.
Worst clover of all time goes to, yeah, what the hell?
Punch him just for the cut.
Dude, glasses, pick this.
Hmm.
Wait, dude.
And the big glasses under big cactus on screen gets punched.
Wait, you couldn't see the punch?
Are these guys like slow on the head or I don't understand?
Bro, in the first frame I already identified the puncture.
I already seen the first frame of the video, I'm like, yeah, that guy's gonna do the punching.
He looks irate for some reason.
Geez, they need to lock in, Redidus, man.
What the hell are you doing?
I can't believe I first hit MIT!
M.J., come on, pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
I knew it!
Yo.
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to know each other.
Shut up!
I was thinking bad was going to happen and the only way to stop it was to make everyone forget about me.
like yo look I literally fuck with your mind and your position of reality in
like everyone in the entire world and look I'm not mentally and well I trust
me like okay I just changed the entire universe so they don't remember me okay
it's a thing trust me bro it's a thing
because I'm not just Peter Parker I'm spider mucus holy shit he did the thing
What he tells the person it's like they did that it's like bro like guys
He's done the thing like 17 times now where he tells him he's Spider-Man and everyone knows he's Spider-Man now
He can't unveil himself as Spider-Man and anyone else
Yo, what if we do a special thing where they forget that he's Spider-Man so then you can tell him he's Spider-Man again
Shit
Already seen this
go home and sometimes spider-man has to do the hard thing even if it breaks peter parker's
heart yo imagine you'll go over and bro go to mind wiped and then you're gonna watch
some other dude hit that shit dude nah nah did ask for what the fuck oh my god
cuckman yo true what is happening to me
spider cuck
Oh
Excuse me, dr. Banner I need your help. Let me say your name
DNA is mutating that'd be enormously dangerous
Yo, okay
So we also like the whole thing where he goes through this minimum office a stage we gains new powers and like all the schools
starts coming out of his body and he's all like, you know, in his room naked and shit
covered in cobwebs. We need to do that again. All right. But he's already got powers. Okay,
so how about powers to okay, he gets new powers. All right, boom, he wait gamma radiation
some shit.
Spiders have three life cycles.
When between cycles, it can leave the spider vulnerable to threats.
We are faced with a danger that we can't control.
One we can't even see.
Stay out of my way.
You're losing a kid.
And for those spiders who make it through...
Well, dude, he's gonna go into the Punish's body.
He's gonna go into the Punish's body, bro.
The Punish is gonna have you to guns and shit.
It amounts to a kind of...
Rebirth.
Nice flowers.
Oh, they're uh, a housewarming gift.
I'm, uh, MJ. I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
Friendly neighbor.
Dude, you don't know this and shit.
Paul, you'd think if you knew all about your girlfriend and you're super comfortable with your girlfriend,
you would know all the moves to Rizzer at that point. So technically, it'd be unethical as fuck at Rizzer.
Well, I would know exactly what jokes to use on me. I would know exactly dude
I would know exactly where and I know exactly what the line is. We don't go in line
You didn't you know the line you'd be fucking the risk guard your dick jokes chat
Dick jokes and puns, okay
Yeah, yeah, that's what she's on about she's like she said pun she's like puns
sounds rhymes and like make sense boom you said like I was the one who risked you know
the other end okay yeah true but I'm saying if the memory was wiped and I have to admit
reserve again, okay? You can do it easy as fuck. Holy shit! Holy shit! Security camera
recorded a Dodge Challenger crashing into a snow bank behind Superior Middle School.
This would be the first in a series of events that would wreak havoc and tragedy across
the city that night. Minutes later, another camera recorded the driver walking away from
the crash, heading toward a nearby apartment complex. From the apartments, the driver got
into a white utility van and pulled out of the lot. The van was seen speaking out of the
apartment toward a nearby care facility. As soon as it stopped, a woman rushed out of
the van and told staff she'd been choked and violently assaulted. Staff called 911 and dispatch
relayed the report.
Twin Ports Health Service, an intoxicated male in a white service van pulled up to the
door, a crying female got out, the male left, sounds like he's very intoxicated,
the name is possibly a Dylan Wallace, the female is at Twin Fort Health Services.
With Wallace now identified, superior officers began searching for the White
Van. Unbeknownst to them, Wallace had already returned to his apartment, and
security footage captured him leaving with multiple rifles, including an AK-47
style rifle, and headed back out to the streets. Around the same time, an officer
arrived at the care facility to speak with the victim while an officer was speaking with the victim
another officer spotted the white van leaving the apartment complex and her attempt to stop Wallace
would be the moment everything started to unravel. At this point okay all right a drunk dude dropped
off some lady at a fucking care home right right so like some random like just some random like
return lady's dropped off at a key home and there's a drunk guy and you're like oh the drunk guy assaulted
it like just punched her or something okay it's just kind of like bad but you're caught you do
mistake shit happens all the time whatever oh look this is man let's go get his ass so good that's
what you're thinking let's go get his ass you're not thinking like some crazy shit's gonna go down
you're like oh it's just a classic drunk dude punch his wife bullshit you know that's what you're
you thinking of this point we have to come out there so he's got guns but
I hope the guns are okay.
Yeah, it's alright, quite nice stuff.
Okay, stop.
Imagine that!
Bro the guy stops you think it's a routine stuff like yeah, he stopped okay, you're calling your shit
And then you go, sorry
He walks around the corner
He was like about the time it changed him. I'm gonna be the same you walk in a corner. He's like fucking
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. How does he not kill her here by the way?
Unless she is just instantly dead, but it looks like she moves, but I mean, there has he not killed her at this point
She didn't even move she didn't even initially react. She's like, I mean I'm guessing her guts just dropping around like
Huh, and then she's doing that like huh cat emoji
He is trying to chase her and kill her
Like he's trying to disable the pop cat because he couldn't do that. He could be changing the engine block
theoretically but like nah he's just trying to kill her
oh dude is she hit? oh she did? oh no I hope she's okay
I hope she's okay I hope she's okay
It didn't sound like he had a...
No way.
I need an ambulance! Give me an ambulance!
Oh no!
You what?
We might have shots fired.
Oh, help her, help her, legit.
He's got a rifle!
Get your life on!
Get your life on, he's got a rifle!
Hi, guy.
Get your rifle.
Give me the air!
It's on 37!
Holy shit, this is fucking great.
Come on man.
He's driving east on 37th.
Man, that covers log then, bro, by the way, that covers log then.
Holy shit, but like, she's like shot and she's fucking got, she got the street names
and everything.
I don't know if that's standard protocol, bro.
I don't mean to be honest.
Don't understand a protocol. I don't think you hate the shot. I think you're supposed to have clear shots
That's a that's not the look that's not the lady cop by the way. This is some random dude
I'm suspect fleeing one towards the middle school. He's going towards the middle school white man
That is unhinged shooting of the gun that that is definitely he's gonna be recommended for those ones
You need to drive me to hospital.
What's going on with your mouth?
Hey, can you guys hack him?
Brick or shag?
Go like this, like, buildings all around the place.
That's just a bad, like, you did.
Unless you get a clay shot, you don't take that shit.
Hey, you little get ripped in the head for that.
He's got through my car.
Suspect?
At middle school, he's coming back.
I need him.
He's gonna squat you now.
Dan, where is he?
He's at the middle school.
school right now I can see the band parked.
Get medical attention now.
Maybe it's just like a flat.
Maybe it's just Grace to her.
But like she could just be in shock and not realize she's in
like life threatening danger.
He drove it into the school. I repeat he drove into the school.
We have a high-powered rifle, 6x6.
Send for her. We need a perimeter around the school right now.
He drove right through the front doors.
Don't open the door! Don't open the door!
Don't let anyone in this building or else they're at top!
Don't let her leave!
Yeah.
Oh, it's gonna be a good one.
Dude, she's giggish-tasted. This is a giggish-taste. This is a fucking- she's badass.
This shit is badass as fuck.
Alright.
She ain't like, I'm gonna break down that cross- I mean, it's still look as hell, bro.
Damn. And she's locked in.
That's impressive.
Tempor, I have no movement from the van.
It literally drove right into the school.
He could be anywhere inside.
Of course, they're shooting around North 29th and Hampton.
I love you shots fired I love you
We need for him
I love you bro, you know the hospital for the lock. I love you. Oh, oh, okay around this building. This is he comes out the back side
I don't think it's a wet thing to do people are like super super emotional want to do it for some reason these cop videos whenever there's like a
Fire or a cannonball they want to call their wife instantly
And they always tank and it's in the body camo so I can cool my wife.
It's like that thing that happens constantly.
I don't get that.
Uh, but that's the thing they do.
I guess-
They put up, get the cover.
I mean, I don't even go try some back.
They're thinking like they're gonna die.
Well, they could die.
And if they are gonna die, then they wanna be saying something good to their wife before they die.
Maybe that's it.
Yeah, I don't really, yeah.
I think it's abnormal to do that. If every single cop had to call their wife every time they were getting in some dangerous situation, I think it's, I think it's the hyper-emotional dudes who do that.
It's the last thing I'm thinking of. If I'm getting into a dangerous situation, I'm thinking, I need to stop doing what I'm doing right now and call my wife.
That's the literal, yeah, tell her about it.
I'll give her a debrief after it's over.
Last thing, last thing I'm thinking about doing.
The South Side.
Hold, hold, hold on him.
Just keep straight, shoot at us.
As officers held their positions outside,
unaware of Wallace's exact location,
school security cameras had already recorded the moment
he crashed his van into the front doors of the school.
It's going through the real thing, right there.
It's like I just want to go PvP is it like is this a suicide bike off but he's like yo
I'm gonna suicide by cop. I'm gonna make it lit like we're gonna like it's gonna be paintball
You know you do paintball games and they have like abandoned buildings. You do paintball and banner buildings
But that except he's doing it in it like a school. It's a big good little war zone
You could be here at the school, but I'm lucky right maybe a janitor or something
We're going to bring you out of school right now.
Keep your head up right there.
We'll point you out of the stand.
Lights to get up.
We're almost activated.
So switch on our office.
I'll get in the way.
Wallace moved quickly through the hallway,
aware that officers were gathering outside.
With no way out, he began searching for a place to hide.
Wallace reached a locked classroom door
and fired into the window to unlock it from the outside.
He stepped into the room, waiting to ambush
responding officers.
I literally drove right into the school.
He could be at the other side.
Which he did away from the cars.
Well, yeah, it's been fun.
Yeah, it was great.
And he covered it all.
Like, why is he doing this?
He's going to the west.
I don't know.
Why is he doing this?
He's here for us.
I don't know if he wants to be at a spot that way or not.
10-4.
If we could get maybe a drone overhead,
still haven't had any movement. I can only see the passenger side of the van in a brief
portion of the entryway. Yes, I just want to confirm all officers are okay, correct?
He's still up. I got the call. Push he shot. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Did he shoot? Are you guys?
I don't know if he shot at anyone else. I shot two of them, so I didn't have to run flood.
73, you want me to try to give commands towards the van or this way three or two?
Just hold your perimeter and get every resource I can here to give him a hand.
We need somebody to go with EWS so he's not by himself. We should be in pairs right now.
Because we don't know if he's in the school or where he is.
I don't know if you'd have access to this or not.
But are you able to see what Wing Dillon used to go to when he went here?
He's in his 20s now. So it was been a while ago before everything went down.
He got his blood on his hands, blood on his jacket.
he crashed into the pens ball court he choked her she tried to run he grabbed
her slammed her and then ended up here somehow that's as far as I got so I just
want to map south wing so the library's in the middle library yep self wing yep
both here he's in one of this classroom right here okay it's that first
classroom in the south wing okay so so many keep eyes over here just in case he
Wonders. Yeah. Oh shit. They're watching. They got the cams.
Damn. Somebody should probably post up on my car. Okay. And be
facing this way. Okay. Just in case he goes back. If these
turn on, he's moving. Okay. So I like to go around through the
radio to the radio, which is we understand why we're going to
get over. Yep. So the radio radio is on her vest. Should
it hit her vest? Sounds like she's okay. Okay.
Ww do W your best W radio
And the sale guys he is fucking initiating shooting towards other human beings in a police officer
So you should be like he's absolutely like shoot-on-sight material bro. I'm going
Officers were able to obtain the same security footage we've seen from inside the school showing Wallace entering a classroom in the
It's a bit isn't a bit weird because it's this real-world tragedy with people and all the dangers in seven daily
This is crazy, bro. This is crazy. This is I'm learning stuff about the human sake right now
So when I'm watching this
I mean, this is crazy. I'm I don't even understand why he's doing it. I'm trying to figure out like
Why is this guy?
just instantly shooting cops from his van.
That he doesn't even know.
It's not like a revenge.
It's not like they're like assaulting his home or something.
He's like aggressively coming out of his car
and shooting them and then going to a school
and hunkering down like what, like, I don't know.
We hopefully he lives, hopefully no one dies
and we get to find out what his logic was.
South Wing, with that new information,
They finally had a clear idea of where he was hiding,
but the armed suspect wasn't their only concern.
Temperatures that night were well below freezing,
dipping into negative degrees,
and officers rotated through squad cars
to get whatever warmth they could
as they held the perimeter.
Where's 31?
He needs to take my spot so I can warm up
how long is he gonna be in there for?
There's a couple minutes to warm up.
Yeah, he'll be there.
I got you.
What squad?
Huh?
What squad are we in?
Unmuffed.
He's behind me.
Okay.
The math sent out a picture of where he was at school.
Okay.
Look at policy, wait, minus six.
No, that's probably called, wait, minus six, if?
What is that?
Does that make it lower than zero?
Minus six, if, two, there in height.
Oh, wait, no.
I'm dyslexic.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Oh
My god, bro
Minus 21 that is freezing. Yo, that's like bro. You put your dick out Lee and try and pissed and attend to ice
If you lick a pole or something your tongue is like stuck to that pole kind of material that's like some crazy shit
oh my god you get some for you good you need to warm up again let's go warm up
Oh
I'm fine so my 35 say what you're not fine
You're not some super human breath you had like a teacher in shows at my 35
Do the matter what you're doing. You're gonna get cold stank still
It's a physiological process like it's like something I could these are the pussies rockin to stand aside all day
Like what do you tell them about their day? Obviously getting cold. You're gonna sand shit
When you get hands get real cold it may comes very hard to like aim and shoot rifles
I don't know you know that
You know that but no seriously
Anyone who's any bro, I remember I remember having to do like
like, um, dude, we were, we were sitting up like claymores in the snow.
I mean, they're like cover all over the hand.
And I couldn't even, it felt like it was my hands and bones and I
couldn't even move my fingers properly.
And I was trying to like aim and do stuff.
And it was just, it's trying to like thread wires through holes and shit.
Impossible.
Yeah.
I did anyone who's has even done this tried to wipe your ass after doing
shit in the super cold where your arms and your hands got fully numb as anyone tried to do that
No, bro. I remember we got back from this exercise
Everyone was freezing right everyone's shit was like like locked up like their fingers a lot
And it was a huge line of the toilet because no one could wipe their ass
No one could wipe their ass
Everyone was everyone couldn't wipe their ass
Because it was like no it wasn't even that good. It was just like snowing
It was just like snowing and we were just doing shit where we had to get we had no gloves and you just carrying on a fucking rifle
and
You just hands go completely numb
They put yeah, anyone dude
It's not a chat GPD story, bro
If you've had super cold hands, you won't be at the wipe your ass trust me, bro. It's a it's a fact
Just be careful.
Okay.
The fact.
That's where you get some heat coming out.
Yeah.
Do you need one more?
Yeah.
All right.
No, you didn't know?
Um, they're working on getting resources to try to relieve us.
You're probably going to have to go back and talk to them at some point and do whatever
you need to do for shooting back.
Just got the forms.
Why can't I wipe my ass when I'm not doing anything?
Hand super cold
typical the way you burn when you add your new kill because the cold triggers a physical response that causes severe loss of
Modified motor skills dexterity and tactile sensitivity when the same which is drops muscle. I mean, this is it. This is it
Brad, they're working on getting us replacements.
In the meantime, we're just gonna have to keep rotating them out.
These two cars have doors open, so get in some heat.
OK.
But don't believe me. I'm telling them facts.
Yeah, I do. It's a thing.
We can get two of us in cars, because dude, I'm f***ing...
Yes, when I was f***ing nuts.
Yeah, when I went and got back in the squad,
I did the stupid thing right from my finger right up to the heat vent.
Bad idea. Don't do that.
if they run your hand or play in the hot water.
I know that feeling.
Like freezing your balls off.
Yeah, I know that feeling.
I guess when we're sitting ducks in them cars,
finding everybody.
Yeah, oh yeah, all day.
So like, you don't have a choice.
Oh, as far as we're away, if you're somewhere.
If they're sitting in the cars and reclining seats,
honey, just reclining seats.
You know, if they're sitting in the cars and peering over,
and then reclining, you'll be good.
But if you're still in the car,
He entered that room, and I didn't see him leave.
It's been nearly two hours since Wallace entered the school, and his officers battled the freezing temperatures outside. Their shifts slowly began rotating out.
Okay, I understand that you've fired two rounds, is that right?
Yeah.
Okay, when you are clear of that perimeter, like, are you out there right now? Are you warming up to the squad?
I'm not here right now.
Okay, when you are revealed, can you walk back to my spot at 37th and power?
Yeah, I can do that.
They're doing random logistics.
Superior police.
Oh shit, the beer cat.
Oh shit.
4 hours after the initial shootout, and after a brutal freezing standoff, Wallace finally
emerged from the classroom with his hands raised.
What a poser.
What was he thinking?
What?
What?
11 month and not a single welcome to Boba City, shut the fuck up and pop a tidy.
I've got to love Cooper's Sloper, cheer bro.
Dude, W, just fucking, it's just around the school and you're good. W.
It's a lot of restraint, actually.
It's a lot of restraint, actually.
It isn't so cold, bro.
They go the hands and shit or whatever, you guys.
Fire crews, additional off.
They didn't even tackle him.
The AC adrenaline went down to four hours, right?
Tactical units and medical teams
moved in to clear the school and secure the scene.
Once the building was stabilized,
Wallace was transported from the school to the station
where investigators would later sit him down
for an interview to hear his side of what happened.
What happened?
What was he thinking?
I don't know.
I
Was loaded with a guy, okay?
He got into a mistake with his wife. He's drunk
He's just a little bit of a middle break down and the police come after me. He's just had enough. He's like fuck this
Now he was gonna go maybe you think I was gonna go shoot
The woman maybe he was gonna go shoot the woman he got in the argument with he's like I'm gonna go fucking kill her
I'm gonna go fucking kill it bro, and then he's got back against his guns
And then he's like I'm gonna go kill her the police pull him over and he's then he just says fuck it
I'm gonna let my rage out on this cop bang. He breaks into the school. I don't understand
He figures it's a safe place to barricade himself in
And
Then after four hours I get a money to up is up. He thinks it's all good. Okay. Let me go. It's my load. That's that's the best I got
What I want to do is actually just listen to you telling your story
We had a Christmas party from a company. There's a lot of drinking
Well, we had getting on it for most of the night and then she was giving me problems or something
arguing
I started driving fast and next thing you know I drove my car up a snow bank.
So I ran and got my van, got to her, she didn't want to get in the van.
I didn't put my hands on her, I shouldn't have done that.
I must have strangled her or something.
I just lost my shit, lost my shit man.
Went home and fell my nuts and lost my shit man.
I got pulled over right away, and I knew all this f*** you want to jail or something most of it's a lot of it's a blur
I don't even know why I did that. I just
Wanted to barricade myself in there. I guess I shoot my way into the classroom
What the f*** did I do? I mean
Oh god, oh man. Okay. Yeah, okay. I mean, that's really that's kind of crazy though
So he didn't want to go see he was lost his shit. He didn't know what he was gonna do with the guns
So you think he what was you doing with guns? So it wasn't a go shoot the woman he was angry with
Because he got his guns and he's going there, but like what I mean, that's got to be it, right?
Barricade yourself get in the room shoot out a couple lights
shoot several times in the school and
You pass out or do whatever you do it's in the room
And then you come to you
Yeah, I mean did you could have murdered that poor lady? Let's not get twisted
Like I mean the officer who was shot survived her injuries
She was struck three times during the exchange of gunfire including once in her radio, which disabled her ability
The call for help despite the severity of her wounds doctors later confirmed she would make a full recovery
Executors charge 28. Oh, yeah, we you queen dude. I'm sorry
This it's the fact I'm laughing because they said he gets she got shot on the radio like seven times
And then he just needed to point out again
She got shot on the radio like I'm that's why it was funny Wallace with attempted first-degree intentional homicide with use of a dangerous
Weapon strangulation and suffocation domestic abuse felony criminal damage to property and discharging a firearm in a school zone
Okay, so that's pretty bad right this is gonna be this is surely a bad one attended first
agreed I mean he shot with the intent but he's drunk I believe he wasn't drunk he could
he would have killed it.
Do you think he wasn't drunk when it done it?
Right, like the thing is the only reason the only reason she didn't die is because he got
lucky because he came around a corner she's on the radio just thinking I have
just pulled a guy over nothing beats happening bang bang bang bang instantly
getting shot out and a car seat felony criminal damage to property and
discharging a firearm in a school zone Wallace entered a plea of not guilty and
his bond was set at $2 million as the case moved forward his next court date
is scheduled for June 1st 2026 if convicted on all counts he would face
up to decades in prison Dylan is innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law
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I don't know what I'm saying.
Dragon Ball FighterZ even has an insane start.
player but he's but you know you're a base for Jesus
what the hell they are the best for a reason they are undeniable the dragon ball fighters
master showdown is off to the races I bow down
I
Don't go down. Yo, you didn't dare damage. Oh, what the fuck again did they're damaged? Yes, that's crazy
Is it a full as an American? Maybe it's a man opener like a chess opener
They do it the same time. It's like that's what happens. I don't know. I don't know how unlikely that is to have
I don't play the games. I don't know how likely that or unlikely that is to happen
Look cool though. David look cool
So many folks are legend. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, it's clothing getting carried in security after overdozing
That's so badass bro, it's so badass.
That's doing drugs and shit.
Yeah.
Hold on one sec, chat.
Hey babe, I could die here.
Just wanted to tell you I love you.
Love you.
Alright.
Alright
No, if anything, I'm like yo don't miss me I could die
Yeah
What what oh god
Why is he hunch over on his phone like this?
Why did he go to the goblin pasture?
It's like he's a smegle.
They press your social media.
Oh no!
I must check the twitter.
I must scroll and take that.
Is she okay?
Oh fuck.
do that hit him in the back I feel bad then again I don't know what else you
I guess I don't know I just relax I don't know what you do in that situation
oh we got a different P.A.V.
Is it different P.A.V.? Different P.A.V.
I
Got unspoken it's like it why is he acting like it's normal
Get with my get with my
Not so it's not they just cut the feed after that. I'm understand dude. That's crazy. That's crazy
This guy can only scale from really
No, I don't I ever in that shit dude. I am really shit. I am not reading that shit
I don't care if my ex was a he or a she or a it or a they or a them or a fucking I don't care, Nicker.
Hey, what?
I don't fuck up. I don't care if my ex was a he or a she or it or they or
what the fuck
I'm only thinking dude holy shit nose ring on a dude nose ring on a dude, bro
that's next level bro that's next level I mean holy fuck oh wait my shit oh shit
Oh, dude, I agree with that guy by the way. No, no, no, you guys I agree with this guy
Not what he said not the end what he said, but like okay, dude, dude, this guy doesn't care about genders. He's look
He's anti-genders look
This guy's anti-genders
I'm gonna be honest
I'm hate watching based on this clip here
Not even the n-word part by the way, I don't even care that he said the n-word like it's like okay people say that shit whatever I
Just just like like even you completely nullifying the n-word thing. He said I'm hate watching just based on the vibe of the person
And the way they're speaking
Just their voices annoying
The way they're like
That that I can't I gotta do it bro
Okay, so not only that X think he's some fucking
Einstein genius and then he gets a fucking 104 which is like four points above average, you know an actual IQ test
Not only that he fucking failed the real IQ test, which is choosing the right fucking test, bro
like
These are the best ones core whatever this this that he did one. That's like
Fucking see decent absolute dog shit somehow like he's like I had one girl. I think this test is bad guys. I think it's bad
One or three bro, that's under the juicer
Okay, this is the bad test those a bad test
I would absolutely destroy this if I felt like it. I would absolutely destroy it
Yeah, okay guys. We're good. We're good. We got I would absolutely destroy this IQ test guys
But I don't like make my view is too bad. I
Don't like I don't like my view is feeling bad
Okay
When I'm already with 200 IQ and then they're like holy fucks gets so much high level than I am
I don't want to do that to you guys.
I don't want to do it to you guys.
Dude, Peely2 is ramping.
It's ramping up.
Peely1 is ramping down, brosedge.
Until now, let's go gamers.
It's time to kill some fucking bosses.
guys you don't want you don't want it with buses right now
Okay, guys, can anyone figure out why I can't do the thing?
Can anyone figure out why I can't test buses?
Can anyone figure out what's going on here?
I cannot seem to figure out how to get into the boss room
Why should the fuck up
Guys why can I not get into the boss room look
Look.
To challenge this boss, you must defeat the regular version of this boss once before,
which I've done.
I've done that.
Twice.
I got it twice.
Wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap wap.
Did you read it, Wils?
Do I literally do I have to literally do the quest?
Is that what it is?
They're not my girls, they're not my girls.
And the guy did the quest version.
Um, so why does it look different, am I tripping?
It's uh, oh fuck you dude, how can I buy a tier 16 map?
map does anyone have to see me what's that it does anyone have to see me what's that
it what the fuck is this Nico why are you here bro be careful exile for any great
in the rooms shall soon wilt okay I got a map I got a map
okay I need to one yeah
all right
Mots and mash res is fucking
Yo, Monson is green by the way, huh?
Oops.
Okay, what's the most other padwap getting maps? Uh, map scarab.
That one?
This one? This one?
one this this we get so we get together we get another that and then we're
strand yeah the fuck's in my hip-hop opera how's that house guy in here why's
you running man's in the stand I need a why I need to run maps cuz I need to
fucking um I mean dude I need to get maps for my stand like my stand character bro what
do you mean why you running maps and stand it oh dude I need pantheons as well oh I just
need to spig it wait you a colonizer dude ain't gonna have the things I got masks for
where you got maps?
get those ubers godgamer
but don't do too fast
it's a long way until p0e2
maybe one uber a day
some practice on standard stuff like that
think of your poor shoulder don't go too fast
storming through
goddam right
go get em
wait you guys hanging on me running
Imagine stana isn't that ethical as fuck?
You give me a second where I can finish this map
print we may
Don't this matter for my bad
I'm doing mapping on stana you get a problem with that
I did a similar come on stana yesterday. Well, I did like 13 ways of some like for myself
Thank you may or may not come in to just kill courses for a quick on the last time
From the last wave, you know, just to kill him quick, because it was like taking fucking ages, right?
Holy, I think ages, oh god damn.
I'm getting helimats, I've already got three match from this one map, I'm sustaining voice.
No way to ask, pussy. Oh dude, this is like four match in one map.
Uber equals farming level, pantheon.
Yeah, they're gonna live with a hundred house standards.
Some Uber killer items on ShopCore Trade League.
Holy Cack!
What?
Man, truck! Open this little garage!
Dude, why am I getting my stuns? Dude, I need to do pantheons.
Who's that?
Yes, I check this is obviously badass
This right here check there's a character that's like I mean don't wrong
He's not as good as my character on Bane, but it's fucking close enough, isn't it?
It's close enough and it's on standard
So we can do some testing
Yo, I got some mineset here. You want some 20s for 20s mineset?
Yo, T16 maps, let's go.
He's probably worth more than 20s mineset though.
Yeah, I don't know what I was trying to say.
what are we actually testing white maps I'm a freak bitch what I can't into the
bus okay so do you understand I can't do you understand I cannot into the boss
room now I'll go bro go to go to go to get him get him get him get a bus I
I made you
Damn my name
What do you guess okay now we're gonna miss that fuck it miss a miss out
Why does it endless look weird it looks different something about it looks it looks broken something something about this is trigger
Oh, wait a minute. Is it the uh, the fact the woman's not there?
New pedals is that it?
Why don't I like that chance? I don't like that. I don't really need to lure the guy. I should just run straight to the boss.
I have voice sounds, so I don't really understand.
Wait, did I do it?
Do I need the influence to pop with something or what?
Am I tripping right now?
did that count?
oh fuck
dude I don't know what the fuck we're listening to you guys
Can you shut the fuck up man, I'm going inside. I did man, bro. What's up, and I demand baby
Gigachat bro, this could be reflect Ellie. Are you ready? Are you ready to chat?
This is this is gigachat soft core only shit
Yo, what's the justice of that? That's crazy. Yo, I'm a gigachat soft core game
Look at this, I'd like to forget that my character looks identical, by the way.
I gotta make sure I'm fucking on like standard League, bro, whenever I fucking go into reflect maps.
It's great that it doesn't instantly kill me, actually. Isn't that impressive?
Like, I actually would have been able to realize that that was...
Look, I would have been able to realize, like, oh shit, I'm in the wrong place, dude.
the hen house looks as a common em...
Ah, that blocking defiance is that what it is?
I don't know if I can afford the boss.
I doubt it.
This is bad, this fucking Pogger's hood.
Why is he bombing me, sir?
Cause me so horny!
I'm a full grown man.
Uh, why am I fine with me seren-standably? That's the question.
Uh, well, I'm trying to test it, but it is...
Um, I know how to talk to myself on that. I can't figure out how to do it in the video game.
Ooh.
So I'm thinking that the reason why the one that we do the testing is because I haven't done the quest version of the boss, right?
So what I'm doing is a yeah
Brother by the five
Okay, quote-unquote brother. Okay, brother. I'm
Fucking killed this guy two times yesterday
And I killed the little version yesterday. I killed okay
Let me test these Bowls by the way, watch this.
I'm immune.
I'm actually immune to the Bowls.
Is that shit?
I'm immune to the Bowls.
How?
Just ping a giga-jet.
Just ping a giga-jet.
a chance. That's a bug. I have no sense of that. That's a bug. Okay.
Moment of truth. Oh my god, I actually activate. Wait, did I actually want to do it?
Wait, do I actually want to do it?
Let's try to take one out of Quiddus.
Huh?
Huh?
So this
I need a normal cortex
Maps I should have a normal cortex, but I should have a normal cortex. I
Will have no more credits. What are they called cortex? Yeah, I got heaps
It's a cortex
It's like Cortex and me.
Hey, what are you doing?
Wait, this isn't a Cortex!
I don't know what the fuck Cortex is, Jen!
Wait, what is this?
I'll do this anyway, because this could be important.
Maybe I'm required for Cortex.
I owe you my renewed existence, but that debt only extends so far.
Only a matter of time, and I'll be forced to pursue those close to me.
Did I got that?
Paragus?
Destroy it.
Did that guy talking to me all the time?
but the exchange went well enough you've given gee this one okay wait see you
in Cortex.
Oh, you should tell me this is a Cortex, but this is not a Cortex.
How are they both looking like Cortex, but it's not a Cortex?
That's so random.
Why would they make them look the same?
I cannot do this yet, that's what we got here.
This is not what it's on over here, who cares?
You freaking cares, bro. You freaking cares. Not this guy, not me.
Well, glaring? Well, no, I'm just getting on some shit, man.
Let's me run fast.
What kind of testing is this?
This is not Ober!
What kind of testing is this?
This is an Ober!
What kind of testing is this?
This is an Ober!
Why is he doing the quest?
Why doesn't he just buy the map?
Why does he do the quest?
Why does he do the...
Genius designs hidden in his man. Can the dandy cooglers please?
Can we please not type in the chat if you are a Denning coogler
I couldn't even do my tag once by the way
Do you remember dying here? You will
Imagine living in a normal year to be a dumbass.
Be no more!
Bitch, bro.
We need to get dumbass here with a bitch.
You're the pull-up before it.
Oh, God.
Yes!
That's it!
That sweeps in!
What are you?
In this, the realm of the past, I am king.
You will bow.
You will bow.
Shit, shit.
You're the pull-up before it.
You're the pull-up before it.
Oh, God.
Yes!
That's it!
That sweeps in!
What are you?
In this, the realm of the past, I am king.
You will bow.
You will bow.
Shit, shit.
I've been brainwashed by the guy who keeps paying the sum though.
I need to learn Chinese accent, so...
Die.
Darkness, AROUND US!
So you know I don't even know the mechanics of this boss at all?
And I've killed a bit of this thing?
I have literally no idea what the fuck's going on.
Alien PLS, 2 Alien Alien PLS, 2 Alien Alien Silly.
Lensing flames!
I'm taking a dootie!
Impossible! How?
This isn't over! This will never be over! I will unify humanity!
Yo, I think I won.
Okay, theoretically, can I do a cortex now?
I can, they theoretically do a cortex now.
Okay, what other boss could I do first?
Cortex, Eater, I guess Shaper. Wait.
Is Shaper? I feel like UberL is easier than UberShaper.
You're gonna, Shaper? You're gonna Shaper. Okay, wait, what's Shaper doing? I'm probably gonna do Shaper, aren't I?
It's gonna be your Shaper, isn't it?
So it's time to put them in the shape of rounds and you just shape her a quick do a normal shape a chat
Huh
I think I have to do the maze a minute or
I would do it blind but I don't want to break my map
I can do the exact while we're doing this.
Dude AI songs.
Oh, that was my bat nut out, man.
The fuck?
I was batting out, dude.
The fuck, man?
That's toxic, bro.
Why is he one guy, he's got a bypass chat eh, why is he one guy?
Freaking chat bypasses man.
I
Some of the characters
I mean they got very similar life balls the same Unix
Very similar ES values, I mean basically, you know, they're like they're really I would say it's like
like 90% of my character on, that's probably like 90% although it's not 90% cause I'm
feels a little bit off about this character. Not quite sure what feels off but something
feels a little bit off. I think those mana costs are different, yeah, my other one's
monoclast like 38 there's a fabricated monoclast is cheaper what you say exile
did what
am I a idiot no way I need more guardian maps yo can a brother bosom got it
20 dives for just three guardian maps 20 dip the three guardian maps
40 dives for three guardian maps
40 this the three guardian maps anyone got three guardian maps
Yo, my man is that Korea is that young man's coming
apparently there's a bad demand like chaos orbs in this version what the
hell he's got the actual maps I mean it works it works wait can I use those
ones can I bend them to get the other one back maybe no well can I can I can I
horizon I don't have a rise in I'm just gonna use this maybe
I
Been scammed I've been scammed
Well, they're gonna say okay, I'm good. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah
Okay, give me man. I can't even use both
The other one was here, but I needed the other ones that I didn't have.
I had already done Minitua, so like having a bunch of Minitua maps.
What are we guessing?
I'm just getting ready to do Ubers and then I'm going to see what my character looks like
versus Ubers.
This will give us like a good idea as to what it's going to look like in Ubers.
I'm gonna walk out of the ubers and it's just gonna be fucking ultra dog and my guy's gonna
do no damage.
I'm just gonna fucking die.
Or I'm gonna go on the ubers and I'm gonna, damn, this is not bad at all.
And I'm gonna fish for like what I think is the easiest uber because I want to go from
the easiest to the hardest, right?
But why kill your hands cause I can't fucking-
Hey, I'll tell you why.
Nice.
The reason why I'm doing stuff that isn't uberboss testing right now is because I cannot
put the uberbosses into the map device.
The uberbosses have prerequisites.
Shaper doesn't let you put shaper in until you've done shaper, but you can't put shaper
So I'm doing the gating maps so I can put the shape ring so that I can get the uv shape
Now I would have done all this I'll stream you today, but you know, just didn't have enough time man
I was like I could either a call the doctor at my shoulder or B
I could do a cheap on stream and I was like a fuck my health
I also have cold water, so I did the cold shower this morning.
I have no hot water.
I need to call the gas company and get some gas tanks, but I was like, okay, I could either
do the gas thing or get hot water for my shower or I could just do a sheep farm stream.
And I did a sheep farm stream anyway.
And ultimately, I didn't have enough time to get the character fully online, get everything
working, get in the same, and do all that stuff.
I mean, it is what it is, guys.
a limited amount of time in my day. So we ran out of time so here we are on the mainstream
because I'm doing testing before it get lost. I'm all good, I've got maps, I'm all good.
Oh, good. I'm protecting, we're going to WS mode now, so we'll stop now. The standard
game is lugging in bro, they're rising up.
Dr. Imquin69.
Can you just ask someone over the portal for you?
Well, I mean, dude, I could, but like, dude,
am I really just gonna get people to sit there?
Like, am I just gonna eat grapes or something?
Like, I'm just gonna lie down on my shale long
and just get Grace fit to me.
No, I could just do the mask myself.
It's not that hard, dude.
It takes like two seconds, like fuck.
You did the same with builds, so whatever, guys, guys, look, look, this guy, little
hate-washing-ass bitch, fuck it, bam-boobers.
This is the key to a crucible.
Say grass again, grass.
That's the sanity of the mind.
Grass?
What do you, what do you, what do you want about, say, say grass again?
You've got affairs you might want to tend.
Just choose your sauna for a shower forehead.
We do not see value in the new life.
Now, new life surrounds you.
Guys, this is obviously an Unstandard League, by the way.
Do you think anyone could possibly see this and not think I'm Unstandard?
we get like
You got rainbow takes
My kid, I don't know, I don't know how I can make it bigger.
OOPS, it's killed 0-10.
Yep, there it is, 0-10, but for now, for now, this is 0-10.
listen about this I can cross off baby
we made it to the end of the journey chair we did to simply walk over the
finish line it's a tank of us well that doesn't do damage I just can't did you
set out you are brutal
Why does it sound so HHS-ed, because it's HHS-ed, but I'm right now testing on standard.
I wish my standard league was more sorted out
Like I kind of want to sit down for a day and just sort out my standard and just have it like really optimized
I want to I want to actually get standard league just sit super up the muscle might as you do that
I'm sure coming today
Just have it like all my shit sorted out all my currency in one spot all my shit every week, you know
because standard actually
It's annoying right like
You just want to test something you just want to buy thing odd no gold
Oh, you want to just crop something on no fucking basic materials? Oh, you want to do whatever? Oh, I don't have the fucking fragments
Oh, I want to do a boss. Oh, I haven't actually like killed the boss before I had to do the boss, you know, like all this shit
Like I was prepared I would have done this earlier way longer
I could have done this all before leech started for example like I could add all those already like hey, I might want to test bosses so
So I might as you sit down and just really sort my standard out get it super squared away
Everything sorted out all my currency and everything
My wedding jet was gone
That's
You must take him out
I'm gonna eat the elder fragments in a second actually
You're not the Hooper!
You're not the Hooper!
Zero!
System involved!
That note is just what's gonna be called 3D pen.
3D pen!
You're not the Hooper!
feel free if you want to come in and kill Shabu and me bro feel free
I'm gonna blow up if you want to come in and kill Shabu
we can do a T mark
he's in where he did
I
Rightfully laggy for a while
Go jump to look similar to this is that it's just that it's just that it's
He's from the ramping. Oh my god, I got the damage get him or get him. I
Literally couldn't attack to the like
Oh, my God.
Why do I have to be afraid of my bestie?
Like, afraid of my strength now?
Backdryze, is he made it for the tank yet?
Cause he's an airlock.
Where's my man at? Where's my man's damage?
Where's the damage at?
Okay, let's go to Banff Opus.
Dude, that's normal Shepa by the way.
Oh my god.
Lil' Bro, I just got home from pub.
You said Ubers will be today.
There you farming Shepa Guardians on standard.
It got nothing to do with Ubers.
Even testing regular Shepa is irrelevant.
I don't get it.
You should be aware that these bosses are children's playground.
I have no clue what are you doing right now.
It seems so illogical.
Hey, lil' busket, no cap type shit.
Why don't you do a campaign practice, run on standard, so you can get some practice
in when you rip on Ubers and League?
you at it why don't you suck on these nuts too too too
behold the face of your I'm making father it's me let me help you the horror
must be so my fucking show the show I'm gonna rip on my shoulder can I put out
to get this guy as possible I literally can't put out to get to a verb
to me exile quickly I'm gonna test this this damage test this
so wait looks like they can't kill I mean we need to close this fine to me
that's not over by the way this is not over this is not over it should be clear
everyone understands this is not over right this is not over this is normal
shit guys this is a normal shaper guys I've not done it I've not bought any
Ubers at all I'm currently in a normal shaper this is some damage here we go
this is some fucking damage baby let's go let's go Sultan, Sakaria
this guy can go baby this guy can go
we got a little two-man killing squad bro two-man killing squad
I'm buying some out of him, well.
Buying, yes, I'm buying.
Shit!
Uh, what are we doing?
Um, testing!
We are testing some stuff!
What are we testing?
Who cares?
Who cares?
I mean, do you really trust my tests?
Have I ever come off as a scientist?
Trust my tests. Have I ever come off as a scientist? I mean fuck I put bird shit in my coffee. Why the hell would you trust my tests?
No, this isn't about testing. It's about one thing
one thing only
Stalling
Masterful stalling. I think these head out of them the Uber ones by the way
Yo, let's go
Oh
Let's get it
Yeah, I think that's those bulls that had a noble ones to be clear
When as you get ever closer to achieving your goal of going 10 out of 10
These fucking hate watches are ramping up like roaches in a small golds house
When you destroy the last tuber boss this chat will flood with hate at years so much. I'll need a boat
boot. Jarbroke.
Caster, we're gonna add a shape and now. How can I get any more of these? It seems like
they just keep appearing. Why do I keep getting these weird like scarab things in my bag?
Um...
Vegan Dono.
Fragments.
What is he called, Shaper?
Let's see if I can go in, make sure I can go in, chat.
Bang!
I can go in if I wanted to.
Pog is my dog is.
pug is. Can we get some poke champs in the chat team? Misa! I've returned Misa!
Afraid of standing in Uba? Why are you working to find us? Wait, I'm confused.
He asked me why I'm trying to simulate my character.
Unstandard?
I don't understand what you're trying to...
But do you not understand?
No, come on, man.
You've got more than 100 IQ, right?
I want to know what my character is capable...
...of doing and what he's not capable of doing, right?
So can I tank a certain mechanic combo? Can I tank?
Like, am I able to just stand still and either of worlds and just do damage? Or do I have to move, right?
In order to test that, I need to see what just defines the distance you do, right? Like,
is my ear since gonna be cooked? Am I gonna get divine shield recovery? Like, I wanna know.
So, what my character to be is accurate. Like, if I could just have a complete married character,
that'd be the best case scenario, right? Cause then I could know exactly.
Now, I can't quite marry the character, but I can get it pretty damn close.
You know
So the reason why I'm using deposit this and eat that's cuz I had to buy this Disney on
My main character
Wait, are you unaware that I have to find this destiny on my main character? Is that do you just not know that?
Do you know that
Guys look
Look look at my main character. You guys look at my main character
We would y'all are streamed guys
This isn't standard this is on I guess as if chat
Why do you live with it up? I'm talking to slim Wayne. He's one of my he's one of my
I
Avid stream watchers who's not a watcher and he was just asking a question. I'm just confused
Why is asking that question? I'm the only way because I know he's not retarded
So then therefore he must have been on the blare that I didn't have a deposit listening on a gscf
I'm gonna show I'm just gonna show them just gonna do on what's up. I am just showing them what's up
He needs to know what's up. He didn't know he didn't know that I had the deposit
he didn't have an E
my shoulder, it hurts
I will rip because shoulder
shoulder, my pinky
my shoulder rip because of my shoulder
shoulder, my shoulder
shoulder, my pinky
I'm about to pop in all
Uber
I'm about to pop soon
I'm but you puppy know need to do a few test openers need to do a few test
openers I spent my coffee I will be muting to you when we actually are
fighting the real oo boo's chat yes I'm on stand a league it's fine I don't care
It's legit. I'm just limit-tissing.
But what I'm gonna be doing, so the plan of the sand is to A limit-test,
so I want to figure out what I can tank and what I can't tank, and I forget, and then B,
I need to figure out my strategies just for how to fight the boss and not die, right? Like,
until I can fight the boss multiple times without dying, I'm not fighting the boss, right?
I'm gonna figure, I want to get to a point where I'm like, okay, I'm consistently winning.
I'm confident I will win,
and then I'm going to go do it for real.
That's what that's you know what I'm saying that's what I'm going for 10 out of 10. This
is that literally this is how you attend attention. Let's see you attend in your preparation.
I just need to put P82. Yeah, goddamn right. Now there's gonna be multiple lose conditions
for every, well, there might be a new bit that I can actually just trivialize. Show
yet they will be likely multiple one shots every uber I'm expecting that some
of the others are gonna be complete hands can be actually I'm expecting some
of the it was gonna be very bad like to the point where I may even retool my
character specifically for that uber if it's bad enough as in like fully
Re-specging, changing uniques, etc.
Can I ban you, bro?
Why ban you so bad, bro?
Like I did last time, yes.
Last time I killed the Luba's chat, I did re-spec my character for each Uba.
Specifically to fight that Uba.
I like fully changed my tree even abilities.
Chat! Test opener!
Speed.
This guy's a retard, man.
Holy, there's a test opener.
So it's in your lane, your lane, band.
Moderators!
Speed!
Moderators!
Fuck!
Test opener!
Moderators!
Okay, it's been gone for two minutes now.
We're done.
I just kept my life, no my last juke was every single boss had many ways they could kill me
and I fucked up I was dead over and over and over again and I was literally like 1
hp on multiple of them, you're just making up lies like
You're the last one, you just turned everything and I'm just lying by the way, I'm making
up a bullshit and I'm basically retarded on this here to hate launch
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out here.
So I'm- people spreading misinformation at this problem.
The- it's the people who literally
literally having a break or reality, like me preparing for the bosses and actually preparing
to kill Ubers to make them mental breakouts.
You, melon, chobro, can you don't know this today while impracticing for Ubers today,
lmao?
Poggers dude.
Make sure to delete this part.
Line break.
Line break.
Asterisk Asterisk Asterisk Quinn we know you are going to dominate the Ubers today.
trot hee hee
some fake news media bro, some fake news media
This guy's ban as well, ban food was bro, ban food was
Boom
While we map on the standard, I'm unlocking the Uber bosses on standard.
I'm thinking, uh, to be fair, this is all the easiest ones, right?
Uber Uber Elder.
Wait.
What do you think?
What do you think?
My mana is gone.
The landlocked Shaper, Uber Uber Elder, Cortex, Eater.
Is there any easier bosses?
Can anyone think of any easier bosses than those?
Could it be the new bosses maybe?
Maven is one of the hardest.
Maven for me is going to last.
is so hard. The biggest thing is Maven is literally the hardest.
You've got affairs you might want to tend.
The picture.
This.
Hmm. Naver is cooked.
Um, okay let's have a look at that. That's Elder I believe? Elder? Where's that one?
I got this one here. Yep, can do it. GG noobs, GG noobs, GG noobs.
Is it anyone? What are the new ones? Is any of the new ones easy?
Loneliness is easy. What's wrong with that?
I will be muting teet.
I will be teet teet.
I am certain there is more.
I will be muting teet teet teet.
I will be muting to uber speakers.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Greetings.
There's a fair breeze on the wind today, wouldn't you say?
Nothing good washes up on this dark shore.
Strang, dude.
Puggies, buddlies.
Bam boobies, bro.
Bam boobies.
Order and admission urge progress.
Morerators.
Frankie, four odds.
I have to make shield mode mods.
Frankie for eyes.
I mean, Frankie for our eyes.
You do not belong here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Puppetity for the boys fatty.
That's idea is a challenge.
Puppetity for the boys fatty.
I gotta play.
That doesn't matter.
We'll face them.
The boys fatty.
I don't know.
Sorry.
Puppetity for the boys fatty.
No way, Elan!
Okay, long list, how do I know what I'm on, do I even know what I'm on, I guess I'm just
I'm just dragging out of memory, we just don't know what I'm on.
I guess I got a bread of Jesus or some shit, I'm on the right thing.
Bro, who thought they could at least, who thought that these original mods, these original mods would be fun by the way.
Yo, does anyone run those mods?
Does anyone run those original mods? Like I don't even, is anyone go, oh dude the original mods, the original mods. Yes!
I'm gonna run those now. Heck yeah, I love like when I don't do damage for a five seconds although wait
Is that one removed actually? I
Love when they remove my judges
Will do damage and penetrate my race
Fuck that bro. I gifted 12 months of tier one to Esquire in your butt. They've gifted
Four hundred and thirty three months in a row months
Yo, people are there you bro, and it welcomes you a bro. It's like one year or seven, bro
Holy shit. That's what he just gave him. No
He just did it at 12 TDS is to that guy
That's 12 to an half minute like what are the fuck he says
I didn't know what he does I just know he makes a noise like every like 30 seconds
and then if you just go for minutes and minutes.
Ugh.
What is it?
Stop talking to me, bro. I'm just here to get the fucking quest done, little bitch.
Fuck I am I fuck marry kill one guy cousin Arthur the architect
Kill one guy
Fuck the architect's marry Arthur
Yeah, there it is
One guy's not a real person.
Arthur's a way cool in the architect.
Dude, where the fuck is the boss?
Sweet sister.
It's pretty logical.
You'll cling to life only after business.
Die.
Beyond there is only horror.
That ever
Feel the thrill of the boy
Be silent
You lost me there, Sana
Sentries alone
Oh, fuck me, fuck me
My head is so fucking mad
This is different from my word. It is him.
What's one is this?
Look, father. Isn't it beautiful?
Not now, son.
Okay. Perhaps later.
But later, never again.
And we look at both of those.
Wait, this guy here.
Wait, so I guess, you know what?
Look, front is in normal version. Let's try this with the Uber version.
Intolerance.
What is front of the Uber version?
You cannot hide from fate. Patience is a mercy. Intangible pain.
My eyes are closed. I'm never looking my way.
Baccaro!
Bro, I won, and my eyes are what I'm even having.
This is not uber chat, no.
Oh, is that where you get the scorched kidabots belt from?
Oh
Hello
Damn, it's a nice house belt. I'm sorry. I could use that for my uh, hello my you know my RF minion built
Okay, can we now put loneliness in fragments?
Uh, what is this guy called London's there?
We can indeed.
Okay, so wait, we got loneliness.
Ooba guy on standard obviously
So I got to know I just have no idea
All right, it's worth of it. Fuck it. We're talking
All right
Yeah
Yeah, it's completely retired it so you saying commit suicide to me see this we only do when he commits away
You know one of the suicide guys are you?
Oh, no
I'll be sure okay. Yeah, okay
Okay, I got literally no idea what I'm doing
Let's find out what happens. I got literally no idea. Let's go
No idea what the fuck's going on Jack. Standard League testing by the way
Don't you make this bigger? I don't want anyone to be under the impression that this is like this is literally obviously
a
Test this is a test a standard league test, but this is uber
This is uber and this character does represent my character. It's not really he's just he said he's less scared than my main character
But it's pretty damn close
Hey, what do you want to bet?
One tap Uber lonely
Like long lonely lonely that's gonna that's be it right what they call him neglect
Yes, God game it no dog theme it guys I have like two million DPS and
and fuck all max it
And I when I say I have literally no idea like I've witnessed like whatever
Being fight this I'm going little some shit, but I really like he just ran around us
I had no idea what's going on. He just put down a totem and the guy just died instantly
I I I am close I
For this guy, I've quote the quest version of this boss twice
two times
Once like when it first was released and then one more time this leak
And I just killed him, I had no idea what I was doing.
So... yeah.
Oh, if I die, it doesn't count. Yeah, the data's winning the second I die once.
If I die, yeah, of course it's not 6-portal. It's either if I die one time or I kill it one time.
Okay. Here we go. Let's find out what happens.
Look, father. Isn't it beautiful? Not now, Zana.
Okay. Perhaps later. But later, never came. Intangible pain.
All right.
Patience is unversed.
Okay, so these are blocks?
Should I test this? Oh, oh, I'm frozen.
Oh, I haven't got Freeze Immune!
Torn, torn, big, oh, my, dang, torn, splat,
Providence.
Torn, oh, be, dare, where, look, torn.
I'm not meant to freeze immune.
One that I
Have a nice land
I mean
No, I did not put on a picture. It's a super. This is over. That's a super
Speak your shades when these things yes, I don't see my locks by
Get ready to
Please didn't he didn't have any we did if you fucking know me
Okay, does he do any mechanic that can kill me?
Is it any mechanic that can kill me?
Thank you, this guy.
That's nothing.
Hey, that guy just procs a Duranchal.
I'm mortal-cooled that, Chad.
By the way, I'm mortal-cooled that.
Oh, what's happening?
I'm mortal-cooled.
That's right. By the way, I am what I called that. What's happening?
Intolerance. MK coding is practicing through but too long.
You cannot hide from fate.
I am not the game.
Hang on a sec.
Patience is on the putter station.
I'm gonna use some water to cool that, just kill him.
He really breaks my ESP, he really breaks my PSG.
So my press, my press I see, the second I start seeing that animation.
I'm gonna press it, I'm gonna press it, I'm gonna press it instantly, I want to make sure that it like never doesn't overlap.
Patience is a mercy.
I'm not a genius.
I am not a pain.
Oh.
Can I do the tank there without a motor call? I'll, wait, I'll do that in the second attempt.
Let's just kill him first try for the believers.
It's the believers uh...
I don't know I know it's going on this bus fight, but it's easy as fuck I could obviously just kill him at this point
I'm a very good. Okay, and I'm a cool
All that does
Wow
okay guys a joke that's a free uber right there that's a fucking free uber
right there that's a fucking free uber now I want to test not I seeing the
science I want to see this guy is capable of killing me
What the hell, 2000 armor?
Yo, how long does this exist in the game for?
How long does this exist in the game for?
I can't play in League, so I play in Standard.
this is so good I can't play in league so I play it instead bro this is so good
dude Ellie taking a spits is so sick so have you guys know Jug has this one
weakness where when you're getting hit by pure Ellie your recovery sucks ass so
basically when you have gigapedia and you use on tiring you have like cracked
recovery versus all these fizz mods, fizz mods, fizz mods, but then you get, you're fighting like
Maven for example, she doesn't have a shotgun of elemental damage, you get no recovery, your health
doesn't come back. This makes you have recovery versus everything in the game except for chaos.
So you're still, if you get it by pure cast damage, well you can get Cork Steel, but this would make
it so Ellie and Fizz procs your jugman, notable. And it also disables 30% of penetration because
you're taking 30% as Fizz. Okay, so now I'm gonna do it like I believe this, by the way, believe us.
Yeah, why's it got minus 42 on there?
Okay, I wanna see if I can die now, Chet. So let's find out if I can actually die.
So what I wanna do now is not kill the boss and just wanna tank the hits and see what the fuck happens.
Oh, I need free immunity, whatever.
But later, never came.
Okay, so...
Patience is a mercy. Intangible pain.
That does literally nothing. What's up with that? That does nothing as well.
What about these beams?
Does these beams do nothing?
I don't know what this damage is, but it's fine.
There's nine.
Okay, I got above these guys.
I'm looking at the literal worst case scenario here.
What's that?
I have six brittle right now, I'm six brittle.
So this burdles me and freezes me I see so he crits me when I'm when I'm in this I
See so you don't want to get hit by this because then it makes him shock on you and fucking destroy you
Providence. Patience is a first.
Anybody have a lap?
Intangible pain.
So I want to crit him, he invists this.
wait he does minus 20 oh he's doing sacked
I see a sacked
it's the helmet immunity okay wait oh okay let me let me go
Intangible play Negligence
Patience is a mercy Intangible play
Intolerance!
Intangible pain!
Patience is a mercy
Entombrance
My pinky hurt let's try the slam again
My pinky hurt my pink guys
guys to be clear we are battling for to find the easiest
boss so there's like 20 plus overbusting except will one shot me right okay but I am trying
to find the easiest possible uber so that way I can say we kill one uber right you know if I
can kill one uber then I can say like well I cut one uber so we're out we are searching for the
easiest uber this guy does seem like he's him this guy seems like he's him because I'm intentionally
trying to die here like I'm trying to die I'm actively trying to die well that was pretty good
That's pretty good.
Over that.
Ooh, there we go. Ooh, ooh.
Intolerance.
Ooh, ooh.
Can die, possible.
Can die, technically possible.
There we go. Can die. It is possible.
So you, it is possible. There is a lose condition here.
Very hard though. It had to be fully reticased to wait.
And stay low HP and then get hit by the mechanic.
You cannot hide from fate. I am not
Sway is this
It's a crit. I think I have to get crit patience is a precision. I need a major
How much is a reduce
119
you cannot hide
119
patience
what is that?
I'm getting fucked up by something
something's fucking me up here
what's these bowls?
these bowls that are fucking me up
There's nothing I need to learn.
Okay, so wait, these balls come down,
and I guess you just kind of win it?
So that should have hit me for like 5k.
Oh, yeah, wait, I'm gonna get Breville
right as the ball sent me.
But why does he's doing a slam?
I'm coming.
I wanna get Breville right as he slams me.
A big slam.
I am not an enemy.
I actually can't kill me, bro.
I literally can't kill me.
Oh wow.
Negligence.
Patience is a mercy.
Shit, if there's like something you can kill me, I want to find out what it is.
I want to make sure I'm safe.
Holy shit, shit.
can actually die that's pretty crazy so I guess if I stand here and face tank
everything then I'm just fucking dead shit well shit looks like I'm going to
have to do some retooling time to do a complete giga Chad face tank respect
Patience is unversive. Negligence.
It's a big chunk.
After the fact.
No, it's good.
Ah, this guy seems like...
It seems like...
Okay, I obviously try a Blakene Grilled.
And I just...
And I just...
We just had a customer call.
He didn't want to do that.
He didn't want to kill me, right?
Boom.
And then we just...
Well, this time it's happening.
Okay, this time it's...
He generally chunks me,
to me, but it seems like it does seem like the easiest ever in the game. Like, they definitely,
this guy is, like, shape will kill me if I stand in his beam for half a long, or a shape
will kill me. Mole calls up, something happens. Like, I don't know, I have to really attempt
to die on this boss
and i'm really like
oh
oh
patience is unversus
i am not the end
intolerance
in the case
You cannot hide from fate
And they froze me since I'm killing myself
Yeah, it's not good good good it good it nice. That's a lot of the years always
With these balls to the balls and tolerance
These hits well, yeah
Yeah
I block that
Alright, yeah, we got it, we got it, I'm a kills guy now.
I'm gonna be logging a kills guy.
I'm gonna be logging a kills guy, champ, what are you guys working?
I would have to be a fuckin' rake- My character is such a well-built beast.
I would have to have brain damage to die to this guy, legitimately.
I would have to be having brain damage.
I mean, probably the artist pot is getting a carrot bit in HGSSF, which is ethical, and
is able to do this.
We're not dying right I mean cuz this be rude I did die three times getting to this point
I killed three uber killers off get this point
Be this guy's uh, this is the free super for sure. This guy's so free
That's so free he's so free. I was done. Let's jump for real
Don't for real
I'll get to it after all
The motion
Yeah, I'm not ready yet
The motion
You know I'm not ready yet
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
and
But today we got a star
Oh dude, I got these fucking fraction
I'm not ready yet.
Oh, no.
Did I not tell the sound off?
Sorry, sound music off.
Oh, no.
Dude, my sacred sound effect volume slider got changed.
Chaat!
There's so many haters when I'm about to fight Uber, Uber,
Ooooo, Uber, oooook, let eat me test how fast I can die on stand-dod, but why, but it, we can optimize this build.
Anyway boys, today you multiple standard league, all Uber bosses.
Let's scoot fatty.
Okay
When the family gathering there is always an uncle that tells a joke that goes on and on this super saga feels like that
Sending Pazzy vibes BTW
Am I going in with the correct reduction node with crit damage?
I lose I lose ES Oval H doing this
5084
Divide that down, maybe divide that down, or maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe isn't enough.
No, 5.062, it's so close!
I need one life node.
Somewhere.
I need one big life node.
One life node.
Oh wait, there's no credit cards.
What the dog shit is this!
Dude, I think you put a curse on you.
Oh God, what's happening to me, Alkaiser?
I
Oh
Guys we have crypto action we've got crit wheel
We have perfectly balanced ES for ES overleech.
We divined down.
To what's crazy is I should turn off the fucking flesh and stone for my testing.
Because what of the reason why I was so tank is because I was standing in range of the boss all the time and not avoiding anything.
And what if I try avoid stuff and actually die, you know.
you know. Nah, it's, it's, that shit was easy, right? That shit was like, that shit was easy.
That shit was a joke. I hope we just go on and slide, slide the first
over it with the E-Strat. KC remember I'm a god gamer but I mean god that this is
literally the easiest boss 1WM with HG SSF by the way this is a same exact
boss except it's HG SSF now my first time I would have ever fought him
He's there. Let me just shake. I'm immune to freeze here, chat. Yes, yes, yes. Perfectly
balanced. Dude, the bosses that I don't need to spell reflect on. I'm advocate. Let me
Jake Colbert is one of students that was me down to 97. I'm still over capital good
Well, I need to make sure I have CB immune when I fight Cyrus. Okay, don't let me forget about that
Does one tuck me no logging
I mean, I'm not gonna log out bro. I'm just gonna kill him. Let's be honest
Okay, this is a cool one. I'm just walking and grabbing it like it's like this is basically taking candy from a child
If I fuck this up, I'm a retard
If I fuck this up, I'm a retard if I fuck this up. I'm a I am
trash every video game so I fuck this up I literally don't like this guy seems
easier than just a normal shaper like I'm ironically he seems easier than like
normal shaper like bro that guy will fucking kill me that if I stand in his
beam for like one and a half seconds normal shaper this guy seems compared to
that I don't know this guy seems like a pathetic little jug bitch now I am
uniquely suited to counter him right I'm block I can block all his attacks
everything he does is a hit there is no DJs so I have just insane damage reduction
versus him right on top of that he tries to kill you with hits when my HP is low
it demands this and he's a really good versus the hits
Alright, I'm going in, I'm going in, GTS is paused, music box is going up, I don't really
I need to lock in or anything, I could be a little bit well-done, whatever they do look.
Check, this is the easiest boss.
First time I've ever killed dude by the way, but easiest
Oh wait
Come on this is off it's all that shit off
It's a pretty dinner turn off
See this is plus video time goes through, some time goes through.
Patience is a mercy
Like legends was after a hat
Intentable program
You cannot
Negligence that
the
race
patients and some of the
of
the
problem is
you cannot hide from
the
three
of
the
Negligence
I am not a pig
Can you resist me Abro?
What's with these zero out of ten guys that, what's with these zero out of ten guys that,
Uber's killed one out of ten.
Like I was in the collect, right?
Okay.
No, is that my game or my microphone?
Does the game make a weird zappy noise?
Dear, but still you lose the fight
Copycat, that's what you really are tonight
They stick in every shit in the game
It's my guy, Jack
Holy shit, one out of ten
He's gonna milk it for the next five years
Alright, Nick's easiest boss
Who's- Okay, everyone vote and chat
What's the Nick's easiest boss?
Nick's easiest boss
Next is yes boss
It's cortex right thing is you have to get good mods on cortex. I
Hate cortex. I hate cortex
Was a long journey but the exchange went well enough
People think cheaper right
Oh, either my I think I'm uniquely suited to kill shape either right
I think, I feel like Eater is totally killable.
Let's try it straight up.
I think Eater is like, bro.
You guys know, I put Eater on a character
and I had to kill, I had to fight off like 25 minutes.
So I feel like I'm very good at that one.
Let's just see what kind of,
I hope my damage mitigation is good
because this is boss though, right?
I hope it's good.
So, let's give it a go, Eater.
Oh, let me put standard on jet, standard mode.
This is standardly tasting now.
Those portals make a sound effect.
It sounds like a microphone, but buzz.
We're going to chat. Again, Standard League. Can you guys see it?
Standard League? Wait, let me just combine with Standard League.
Standard League. We aren't Standard League. Okay, this is a test.
Again, no dps check. Whenever there's no dps, I'm so chillin'. It's like my best in a lot of dpses.
Thanks for the heal, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, I got killed by my own...
I commit suicide.
I commit suicide.
So these are here, a bad guedify.
And the Vihai rolls with the lining beam, then I get cooked.
Oh, yeah, behind the landing beam I get coaxed.
That's probably, you know what it is, I don't occur to me.
They're making me pretty nice though because it gives me my flasks.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, wait, should I make a secret diamond blast?
Yo, I need to make a secret diamond blast.
Okay.
Uh...
Uber Eater.
Through the incredible gameplay, ground breaking stuff.
Really reinventing the meta of completely brainless,
or enough came play
my dad grandpa could be the best of the children's agent
but it was
uh...
the best
uh...
the seer
uh...
on that hit
flasks
very powerful
if I want to tank the tentacles
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You understand this boss here has several ways to kill me, right?
So he can just hit me with his beam and kill me with the beam, right?
On top of that, there's the drowning orbs, but I'll just log out.
I won't die without a drowning orbalo, though.
I'll load the drowning orbs, right, for sure.
On top of that, here's a kill mechanic where he just kills you.
He just kills you.
On top of that, he's got a hunger mechanic.
Watch out, I don't know if I can tank that.
Let's find out if I can tank that.
Well, I do want to find out if I can tank the hunger mechanic.
On top of that, he also has a debuff mechanic, where if you get enough debuffs, guess what
happens?
He just kills you again.
I'm simply doing testing to see, like, this guy's clearly more lethal than the last boss.
Let's not get too excited.
This guy here is capable of killing me if I just fucking take everything.
I see that
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My money is gone
You can see these things here.
Alright, I see that over Cj.
That's a line.
I killed him.
That's what I see.
Ooh, Warp-R-I-N-G to go hard on this!
Right? Whopperin' to go out on this.
Wait, Whopperin.
Alright, Whopperin' to go out, gets rid of debuffs.
Okay, good.
I'm one out of 10 so you banned.
Wasting portals I can go on again bro I can go on as many times as I want.
Oh that's so sick what yo that's so sick there's no way I can think that.
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Okay, I see after that shit ends every time.
Wait, so that's just Ruby as hell.
I need to IC after every time that phases.
The back can actually kill me.
I don't know what's going on there but it's just crazy.
Can I tank these for some sense?
So it seems like they're blockable.
At least their tags will spell.
Wait.
Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Are these lightning damage or are they physical damage?
Oh my god, there's so much damage. I almost committed suicide after that even through the IC.
Wait, how does that even happen? Wait, through IC?
Hello?
That's 90% the DR to first.
That's crazy.
I see it didn't go off when I pressed it.
I'm just pressing my button really hard right now.
I want to do Hangar Ball.
I want to do hunger ball.
I see that in the front.
So it sounded like an F, but not in my...
I said I wanted him to be inside my sand circle.
I was just turning off.
I'm setting up sand circle, putting in blood circle.
When you say bandfobes, do you mean to say permaband?
Please clarify.
That is so much damage.
Dude, my hubbub doesn't suck ass.
I wonder what you do to the Floss with the carry or something.
Do your slam, I want to see your slam, I'm trying to get him killed.
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Hey, Squinny! Loving this PoE content, I just have a quick question.
I thought Uber bosses were supposed to be really difficult,
but it looks like your character is getting healed every time he takes a hit.
Is that normal? I must be missing something. Thanks, buddy. Sure, love you.
I'll do it the hungest time again.
machine. Is 2 out of 10 possible? Surely it is. 5 out of 10? Fuck yeah. What about 10 out of 10?
Absolutely fucking not. Regardless, this league has been a win. Keep on gaming God game us.
Yes, we will, the infinity rakes, belong to us now.
Yo, I got hit by the one-shot?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, how do I know when that's happening?
Wait, that, wait, that was...
What?
All will be devoured.
All will be devoured.
This is not a free- I have multiple lose conditions here.
I literally have multiple lose conditions.
This is sus. This is not the other boss was actually free like my character was built in such a way that it was a free
There was I honestly don't think I could have fucked up if I tried this guy here. There's loose conditions, which I don't like
All right
Jet all the other deaths I intended to die I was limit-testing all the other time that I was boss I intended to die
I was let me to sing that one there. I didn't intend to die
And I died like I didn't intend that death the other is
Glabbers or the Agnes a monk in this how does a visit
Family was I did wasn't even long the allure of conventional condonis is was it a box is an aesthetic atrocity
Yet it radiates an inexplicable
photogenic luminescence
And your gameplay utterly executable a masterclass in mediocrity, yet you consistently dominate
Guys what can someone check that fuck was that a bug?
Normally when he does is one shot his circle is huge and you've been taking ages
Was that a bug?
I-I-Chad, I never read. I never read.
I didn't like Jim, I'm gone.
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But still you lose the fight
Copycat
That's what you really are tonight
It's taking every shit in the game
It's not godgaming
It's bugging me
They should make copycat
Just like a clone
Overgear bossing
That's not the tone
Quinny, Quinny
Can open coop up
With a cross
You're just a chump.
No, I'm not.
Mmm.
Defiance of destiny.
That's just a joke.
Carry the team.
That's what you should do.
Face-tanking every shit in the game.
Oh, it's not God game.
It's fucking lame.
Oh, engine and coffee cat.
Just like the clump.
Oh, the gear bossing.
That's not the tone.
Heard joke once, man goes to doctor, says he's depressed, says life seems harsh and
cruel, says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, treatment is simple.
Great Clown Queen 69 is in town tonight.
Go and see him.
That should pick you up.
Man bursts into tears.
Says, but Doctor, I am Queen 69.
I'm back you know how did I die didn't even figure out was a bug did even figure out was
a bugger not wasn't a bug my conclusion it must be the bug
Call my butt. Yo, what's up? Call my butt, man. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, shit.
Oh, more accurate ring, more accurate ring.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, I haven't got to promote the bar. My ring, bro.
I'm gonna promote the bar. My ring. I'll take it.
Job.
Well, I haven't got to promote the on my ring.
I could craft that chat. I think before we get to the really, I may craft an item before
we get killed. Like, okay, I'm going to kill Eater, of course. Let's go kill Eater, but
I'm not saying that I may kill. Dude, how many fucking ores has this guy got? Bro, it
He makes all my res max.
He makes all my res max.
I gotta go test.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna make a chairbroke.
Chairbroke.
Kovibot as he crafted most of my gear, by the way, that I'm using right now.
Kovibot like just did it for fun.
I can't do this yet
Okay, I could kill him here. I just want to test though. I'm not trying to kill him
So they had to create a kill me how does that work?
Should I take with lime? Should I take with lime?
Locked it
Do you think I did a mortal cold with the hunger steps?
Nah, fuck you.
Nah, fuck you.
Well he just dropped it bro.
He just dropped it bro.
Nah, I tried to farm this so many times and I couldn't get it.
I'm chasing that again.
This isn't that again. That's another test.
Huh? Oh, what the fuck? This is Cortex.
Alright, we're just in Cortex. We're just in Cortex.
This is stupid. Nah, this is stupid. What am I doing?
I'm about to fight Edith. It does not work my brain on Edith.
I want to be maximally refreshed on Edith.
I have too many fragments of Cortex in the US, that's not a big deal.
I'm gonna go.
What the fuck Lincoln you hit the fucking boss.
I got stunned.
Do you think I see this shit?
Oh no, no, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, I don't want to just do a log here.
I want to find that when he's doing the one shot.
You go, Sika!
I'll go.
I still have an EDM.
I'll go.
I'm going through the grass.
I'll go.
Is there a poison there?
57 months, nearly 5 years of god gaming, all the preparation, all the co-PM, all leading
up to this pivotal moment.
It's nice to see you pop up, less than three.
Yo.
Oh shit, am I seep there up there?
My HP is getting cooked.
I'm barely recovering.
This is about this guy's sauce bro. This guy's legit sauce
You guys legit sauce
I see obviously Jack I cannot do this
Let's get to see how big this triangle is.
I'm still holding on for the best.
That's through my C, how come?
I should, I probably shouldn't, do you think that aggro engine, is that too aggro do you
think Jett?
It's going to come out of that phase and I just, I see and just stand on them.
Do you think that's psycho?
Is that psycho?
Man, hasn't gonna be killed yet.
Dude, I'm getting stunned by the lag.
You wondering why this is taking so long?
I'm getting stunned.
So, I would do, am I going to log that?
Oh my god.
Okay, yeah, I probably would log this.
I probably would log this.
Yeah, I would definitely log this chat.
Yummy
I didn't realize this U but boss was two hours long super impressive Quinton this is Wild
distract man this is a good gaming
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Okay, bro, my parent is way too way to go that was way too long that felt brutal
I'm gonna be honest that felt grueling and repeat it did not feel it did not feel like oh, yeah
That's convincingly that I mean was that a convincing like oh, yeah, he's gonna kill the boss
Like that loneliness test was like, oh, yeah, he's a I'm a good boss
This feels like oh, no, this could go bad
Yes bloodstains, but the reason I'm a bloodstains is because like I can't assume that I'm gonna have it up a hundred percent uptime
There's a good chance that it won't be up, right?
So I'm in bloodstains deliberately. I'm basically giving it the worst cash scenario, right?
This is the worst case scenario
You take the name I'm tanking the beam with a model call chat you when it's like I'm self-casting
what a call and then I'm using it as a DPS uptime face.
Hey retards why would it not be up?
Does he know how it works work?
Okay this guy's banned.
I'll thank you for one hour. I'm gonna bend this guy for like fucking just four days three days
Okay
While in a sand stance buff makes you take up to 90% less damage from enemies in
aura
In the or okay, do you think the boss is in the aura at all times retired?
This is the circle he's not in the orifices. I'm all the time. I'm almost ripping. He's not in the order
Holy fuck get a fucking clue bro get a fucking clue
This is the little see the little circle
When the boss is in there get the DL when the boss is out of that
I don't even know that. Hints why I'm prancing with bloodstains because I want to assume worst-case scenario he's none of my aura.
Bang.
Don't be spanked. It's just like, dude, I understand how it works.
I understand how it works. I understand how the fuck it works. We're done.
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Get a fucking clue.
Dude, this is a stressful chat. I'm about to kill myself in the video game.
game. If I fuck this up. Um, alright. Was that deathless?
Have I done? I think I did one more. If I get deathless again, we go.
I got one more. If I get deathless again, we go.
Then again, I'm using up my willpower and like my mental fatigue, right?
Each time I do a boss, I have to concentrate. It's like, what if I'm going to play worse?
if I over do this definitely over practicing right
this definitely over practicing
Okay, let's sink it. All right, let's let's look at my guy. Let's look at my guy and get this stuff
Okay
Yeah, we're gonna use these things. Okay, so do you guys think I use diamond flask on hit
but my floss would get up one night yeah and that boss I think if I did like a
three hit down flask I'll be it'll be up so much
but until bless is gonna go so hard there bro holy fuck
when are you gonna go big dick instead of this pussy ass standard shit yes fuck
bro
I'm gonna lose a little bit of Court Johns, but then it'll be like wave it out of time.
Right?
I mean screw it, right?
I think it's better.
I
Can my flask sucked by the way, okay, so we definitely don't want this that I killed the other guy with the opening grand pantheon
You know that you do that soon boss was by the way, I didn't even the flask mantheon
That's so funny wait guys ah is either fizz damage those tentacles ah
40 kills in a row without dying oh
My brain oh
Okay boys, I have practiced too hard. I just can't do it live tomorrow Abby needs me brain frogs
Not gonna happen tomorrow boys through three hour cop slope and more practice
Wow, look at that damage. Wow. Look at this. Look at that roll. You can see why. Oh, wow.
It's heavy. So he has the roll. So he gets a high roll. That's how he coaxed me.
It says lining damage slam. Interesting 23k.
Ultimate nuke. That's what killed me at one time.
Where's this little attack? Tentacle Sam and Merge?
It's not really fair, it's just lightning.
But I bet they're high counters guys because I'm a fucking lightning raze.
Oh, I wonder.
I guess Curved Production will make it more consistent, won't it?
Curved Production will make it more consistent and if I kill him fast then the boss fights
over quicker.
What I'm saying is like, you know, when you're like horny, you basically don't give a fuck
about any like any, like you don't care about any high genie bullshit.
You don't care about like you'll be like but wait if you're not then you're like hell. No, I ain't I ain't eating ass
Hell no, I ain't doing no x or y as a hell
But then once you're hey once you you know once you're your horny all the rules go out the window, right?
They all go out the window
You know what I'm saying
What are we at yet 52% attack block
If I really wanted to make my ears recovery super nice, wait is this tentacle slams attacks?
So the little baby tentacles attacks, right, yeah, retract.
So it's an attack, that's an attack or a tract.
Technically, Jack, if I attack block max, I will really mitigate a lot of that incidencial
damage.
By the way, attack block, attack block, attack block, attack block.
More attack block.
I want to have crit reduction.
The crit damage is kind of like the freak damage that might kill you.
But then if I'm blocking heaps, then I mitigate- wait, is it mitigate physical damage?
I think you avoid the damage taken as well as
Vinay maybe lining max liner is
What do you guys think? Do I attack block max here to make it? I think we attack block max.
What do you guys think? I think attack block max will go hard. But I'd lose my crit reduction.
So I'd lose 3% cur reduction and I'd lose a lot of damage.
You cannot block tentacles.
What do you mean you cannot block tentacles?
Wait, which one?
You literally can't.
Neglect?
More like neglecting Ubers.
It's stalling my man, much love.
Oh, dude, a Tobes Blast could such an intelligent idea!
Dude, they can't chat!
Oh my God!
Who is that guy?
Dude, the Maggots will go so hard and it will have such a good uptime.
Oh dude, that's gonna be just game-changing, girl.
It's gonna go so hard.
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know why I didn't think about that.
Cool subject, dude.
That's our best.
That's our best.
That's our best.
It's over.
Like, I don't need curse reduction.
three
What can I even get moving speed basically?
I don't move speed in there, right?
I guess we can do that.
well i won't move in speed in the flask
I
Was it what I roll open is not that at the arrow of the GG flats and I I be a
leave you to flask
I need more flasks, I need more fucking flasks, dude, holy shit
my god, there was all these flasks down here that I could have used to craft and not make mistakes, but instead
hello
they were fucking for whatever reason, sorted alphabetically or some shit down the bottom
fuck off, bro
I need to lock in bro. I need to lock in.
I'm not stalling!
Oh yeah, 5 Max Rays are stalling guys.
5 Max Rays with virtually 100% uptime is stalling by the way.
like 40% max out of something versus this particular boss is stalling
literally the potential difference between life or death is stalling guys
I want to move speed though if I can because I'm because I practice a mood speed. Oh, here we go
It takes literally one second by the way.
Like, I'll get the role that I want.
Watch.
It's just mathematics for a combinatorics and shit.
Chance to freeze, ignite, and chill?
I don't know.
At least it's better than an Asian running.
I mean, yeah.
Fuck this, I'm an Asian running one.
I should keep that though, just in case I want to use that for something else.
I remember the next character, Jan, who knows.
fuck me bro this is kinda unlucky this is kinda unlucky you're not gonna lie this is
I'm kinda unlucky.
I mean should we do this guy with a main dead?
Fuck it, we can just go with Abdel tomorrow.
The Moonspeed roll could be good for getting to those things there, right?
Great.
avoid being stunned fuck it don't let me know
this is kinda stunned me so avoid being stunned is good right?
I don't understand what you're saying
okay
I avoid ignite
evasion writing is useless but pocket it works
risk at check check check check
So what's that line he says when he kills you?
Oh my god, 3% regen blasts could be so good.
Dude, 3% regen blasts could be so good.
Oh my god, wait, I don't think I have the craft.
Oh my god, I have the craft.
lessers
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I'm just gonna say one out of ten low w for like
like the next fucking five months straight.
I don't know, I'm sure if I succeed, they're gonna be like,
they're gonna make some other bullshit.
As well as things, I mean, I'm pretty much dead regardless of what I do, but who cares?
The reason why I'm scared is because I don't wanna die.
That's why I wanna win.
I'm trying to win, I'm trying to succeed.
So I'm doing everything within my power to succeed, okay, roll flasks, where I roll the maps.
Motherfucker.
Are you wondering why any multiple blasts blow jet? It's because, um...
It makes it less likely I'm going to roll over the glass with the mod that I want.
You cannot get molten gear before killing the brain of Cthulhu.
Molten armor and tools require health stone.
And health stone cannot be mined without a nightmare fear.
Wait, you can get blaster on an A4, right?
Only drops from the brain of the crew.
Three talents.
Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle, Puzzle.
Puzzle!
You can't get to here before killing the brain of the crew.
All ten number and tools require house stone and house stone
Cannot be mined without the nightmare big axe
With stones in the dust from the reign of Yathuru
I'm not gonna let you down.
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Alright, we're fucking cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking hot!
Hey chat, you all looking cute today, white people, happy less than three.
Okay
All right, do we live up real quick do we live up do we live up I cannot do this yet
But attack block this is curve reduction
This is damage reduction
Nah. I mean, the thing is, block is like good, right? Because block could save me 100,000
But...
It could just not block when you do die.
Ah, this could block if I get to the wrong...
Supposed to be still using the forum abiliera
I
I
What do they say when he's gonna kill you
What do they say when he's gonna kill you?
All will be devoured okay, that's the most likely
All the things that happens right after I get out of that
Do you think they don't?
the
the straight way right after the ball phase i run in the middle of the
political
this is a bad idea
the strike where i just aside i basically i see run in the middle
he thinks about it
Cause they're kinda doing like a slant attack like I do on there and it like fucks me up.
I think I do it.
Do I do- I don't know if I have one more chance.
Ah, no, no, let's just go. Let's just kill him.
Let's go, we gotta kill him!
Okay, call me one second!
where he pulls clean take some pre-parting killing all the critters
getting into shit top testosterone is falling
hold on, Abbey's calling
Alright guys, HCSSF, check it out.
Jet
Booba Eater
I think it's the second easiest Uber
out of all the Ubers
but it still can totally kill me
Anyone-
ANY LAST
FUCKING
THINGS I'LL BE KIDDING
Oh my god
My blood's gone
His ammunition just f**ked up
He can't get more stationery
I
Do wonder if I used Carrie life last
It must have one
Is this shit?
I
Bother
They come back 34 years with the SSF godgamer go for the ubers slap the e-tussy
I think that won't like insta and we will it
Wait when you put quality on it it makes it take longer, which is bad, right?
That's not the same
Fucking mouse dude
Oh, look at that one, 37%. 2190.
What is it?
Is it the Krabs image?
Oh my god.
Why is it quiet?
Because I'm getting logged in right now.
Okay, recover for the end of the day.
Guys, is this a dangerous idea?
Nah, it's a dangerous idea. Listen to it. Let's just use this.
This issue is this.
Maybe I, oh, I don't know. I should test it if I'm gonna do it.
I shouldn't test it. I should put it here.
Corrupt off and dance.
Oh, dude, we got James to corrupt.
We got James to corrupt.
Yo, 21.
21.
21. 21. 21.
Wow. Alright, what do they do?
What am I going to expect for this? I should take it out.
I guess. I don't know. Who knows? I don't know.
Okay.
That's my war is back on.
That's right I haven't heard him. I haven't heard the one that I actually took out
Am I volatility where we at
G3 oh my god 21 bus
60% did it's two percent more, but I was it lives increase
This is probably better, this is probably better.
Just, there's a non-carded one bro, there's a non-carded one right here, 21, 21 with 20
QOL.
3d1 amp, bang.
Uhh, the 21 with no QOL is probably superior, right?
That definitely is.
I mean, whatever it is, fucking cares.
Let's just let's just fucking go, okay
Say it's not check everything. Oh boss on chick. Can you play it on chick? That's just on chick
Everything's on chick we have block chick. I'm about to open. I'm opening it's right there. What fucking y'all long?
I'll be right back.
Show me those DDs, King. Show me those jugs. Show me those jugs. Show me those DDs, King.
show me those DD's King, yeah show me those Juggs
DD's can't kill me, 10k life, 9, 9, max res res
DD's can't kill me, 10k life, 9, 9, max res res
ふふ
ふふ
ふふ
ふ End
Ok Gangmas
It's in there, Gangmas, Gangmas, Gangmas, Gangmas, Gangmas,
Oh, yo, wait, what the hell, you're totally right.
I thought I was just going to do that.
I was like, I'm going to level that up.
I was holding it back.
Dude, what a waste, what a waste, whatever it is.
Corruptible, corruptible.
Okay, let's look in, we're looking, looking.
Okay, one of the ideas is to kind of get hit by half the tentacles.
to proc flash as much as possible for mega flash up time and then I want to
immortal call all the beams and then I want to log out of my every turn and do the one shot
mechanic which just kills me because I'm taking too long I need to log that instantly so wait
what's the line again chat what's the line again what's the line again
all beat about
I'm a fucking bozo, I'm a fucking bozo, I'm a fucking trash, I'm a loser, I'm a loser.
No dying to this just one nineth one nineth one nineth one nineth.
Winning.
Easily winning.
Easily winning.
Easily winning.
Or is on.
Check check check check check check check.
Come check.
Raise cap.
Check check check check check.
Your dead LLFG is in the depths.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
I'm gonna just...
I'm gonna use my ex-guido.
I'm gonna die to this boss, bro.
He blighted for this moment.
And he's gonna be displeased, bro.
He's gonna be displeased when I...
I'm gonna have to win right now!
Okay.
Focus on it.
Focus on it.
Easy boss.
Second easy boss.
second he's close
My monop is gone.
Seeker.
Great grass.
I shall see this year.
Blackling grass.
So I'm trying to get hit by that half of the tentacles Jeff, it's about ideal.
That was bad, that was bad, that was a bad combo of events there, just kill him!
I'll go that muscle to my keep on the working. I'm gonna go nothing run
All right, I see that when I see my bugging keep on bugging it fucks up
Physical button on my mouse is bugging. Okay, fucks up folks up
He's hit the line.
He's hit the line.
I longed.
He's hit the line.
He said all will be the valid.
You said all will be the valid is the one shot.
I longed because I'm scared.
Wait, he's hit the line.
Was that not it?
That's the line, right?
line that's you literally told me all we did that is a fucking one shot bro i'm not dying to some
bug bro i'm not dying to some fucking bug hey fucks up that was that was a literal bug oh my god
i just saved my life i just saved my fucking life to a bug oh my god that love was clutch
I see
Wow fix your fucking game GGG legit
Okay, what's up
How's that
I see that check
Oh, this is getting so cool.
This dude, I literally just saved my character live because of a bug.
I'm just like looking at twisted.
I was on point with that log.
He literally did the one shot that just excuse my character.
I legitimately just had my character.
actual bug
Wow, I can't have a leap to G.O.M.A.s, can we do a bug bro?
I cannot believe Gigi almost as can be to a bug.
Oh god, brother.
Bro, I am the, dude, that was the clutches log.
I hesitated, I was like, what?
Isn't that the line?
Wait, I just faced him.
Isn't that the line question mark?
And I'm like, log, log back in, bang!
Instant one-shot mechanic going off.
Legitimately, chat.
If I didn't log there,
I would have died to a bug in this whole
Venture would have just ended there, but I just clutched up like a fucking beast
Holy fuck that would have been I would have been molding. Oh my god, dude. Hey, did you chat? He doesn't know Pepe La
Tuts it you know dead in two
Ooba time
No, Prem, no, Prem, you absolute fucking idiots.
It's just a Tecorino and Duanshu.
Why are you asking for Prem?
I'm making a traditional carbonara.
It's the best carbonara.
Watch this mug.
You don't need Prem.
Watch this mug.
Literally watch this mug.
What's this bug?
I don't understand.
I mean, it's like...
AH!
What?
What are you...
What are you guys bugged?
The video is bugged?
Look at the video.
It's bugged on the same thing.
Like, side.
He faced here. He faced. He faced. That was face. That's face. That's a bug. He's face.
It's a bug. He faced. Look, listen to look, listen to Maven. He faced.
When do you seriously mean to tell us there is no mechanic involved there and it's just
a bug, a bug. So everyone who does that fight dies to bug if they don't log out. You truly
are the god gamer knowing all the bugs. Log out your bugs.
It's literally, I've seen that bug before, which is why I knew about it. Look, Maven,
Masons look all like names is be gone, which means I faced right
So I
Oh my god, dude, I logged that it's like the last marker a second
It's a lot so I'm thinking it's faced I pre I see because I think okay here it comes pre I see I'm getting ready for the fucking face
bro look at how close it is to my death it's instant watch out by the way I'm
literally dead look up when he gets to ground I did
oh my god bro that's like a micro second bro look at this look at the speed
Look at the speed. This is god gaming. This is god gaming
boom
boom
boom
boom
Do bug bro bug. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's go like that
I'm trying to pause music
Focus up
My passes buggy by the way, it literally is I got
That's a good long good log
I love the line
Yeah, I don't know what that was
Yeah, it was bugged. It's a bug. See, Kevin Lanzi. Oh, who would have guessed other God gamers can see that it's a bug?
Who would have guessed other God gamers will see that it's not a bug. You must know I got the balls
I soaked it may even yelled out like me on that she fit faced it was faced
He did his one shot. Oh
God three-year-old bucket dude is a literal wait three-year-old bug yet, dude
I've seen this bug before was just how I knew about like that could happen
Yeah, look it's bug tears well, it's bug guys it's bug two years ago. It's bug two years ago
Oh, let's see two years go bug chair
I
Involved unethical pre-watch non-forsom pause core logout core
Dead on my screen yeah, look
Dude he tanked it dude he tanked it
I
Quentin I am a regular doubter and maybe this is vegan, but it is great to see you killing
Uba's again, keep this momentum going. Godgamer by the way, can you grab me some chips?
I am a little busy in the bedroom right now and getting hungry. Sure
right something is not right my key points are not working
I'm trying to move my shit down the P-Way but it's not working
what's going on there it's fucking weird
yo my fucking mortal call sometimes doesn't go up by the way which is so
scary because I'm literally doing self-cast IC for all the fucking one
shots if I legit I press IC and it just didn't work
hey whatever do you guess two of us come two of us down let's let's make our
Let's get back to where I belong, Chad Stanley.
All right.
Yeah, we're back to Stanley, Chad.
We're back to Stanley.
Yeah, it's pretty dumb.
I'm getting a raise of a mouse.
Back on Cozy Standard.
All right, what boss am I going to do next?
So, we got Shaper, Cortex, Uber Elder, Cortex is a bit of a meme.
Show my Andrea that easy.
You can't die to Cortex, but you're even Cortex is that free.
Let's do the Cortex testing, let's see.
I
Is a standard mo chat standard mode standard mode
Honestly, I'm just gonna come in the bloodstains just when I hear you have self diagnosed yourself with dyslexia. Is that correct?
That's right, but I don't let it hold me back. In fact, I believe that the dyslexic brain is actually superior
Well Quinn, I have heard the results from the lab that...
Linton Crawford, this report coming straight from the National Institutes of Health states that
you do not have dyslexia, you're just retarded.
Quinn was later found guilty in what the judge called
the strangest case of stolen valor she has ever seen.
For the damage done to the dyslexic community,
She sentenced him to life with a real job
There's some bullshit on God
So my son son up
How am I supposed to get you out we got damages called
Just one damage mod. It's a single singular damage mod
this is what you would call a free one right this is this would be defined as
free I'm unscathed for chasing yes but does it it's cool things always the same
bosses or is it different bosses do you get like random bosses or did it always
the same because it it's probably such a meme dude I have no idea what's going on
this thing. Cortex, I would say Cortex is potentially the easiest UB out of all UBs if you get the
right mods. If you get bad mods, he could just be like a suicide. Now, am I gonna run like
penetration extra damage ass extra damage ass extra damage ass like no dude, like that's
retarded. That like they just kill myself on a meme boss. But I don't want to do Cortex
Last cuz that's always flashed it. I want to kill like that last the hardest bosses last
So I'm gonna get older. I'm getting all the easiest bosses out of the way first yet
And the corner going easiest bosses almost kill me to a fucking bug by the way. Oh my goodness
That's good shield man, what is this?
Why is it
Why is it like showing up like it's in some insane look dude
This is that's 86 up T1 base
I know it's standard, bro. I understand the standard. I'm getting my math and standard, bro
Okay, we just limited thing jet so what I'm gonna do is we're gonna let him hit me a bunch. See what happens
Valdo had some ingenious designs hidden in his memories I take the most extra damages called chat
Um, internation on hit.
Okay, so what do I take you to do? Do you damage? Cool. Cool. Cool.
Is there a guy I want to kill at first? Maybe? I don't know. Man, I'm just gonna melt these guys.
Oh, that deans kind of not good.
What does that do?
What is this?
Nothing?
I'm gonna kill him.
This might be just a free boss, dude.
I mean, man, this vision is free politics?
Needs me
The guy that's hailing me with his beams did
Like
Great class needs me there's nothing
I mean I don't know I'm just I have blocks I just block a lot of shit this is
gear thing I could be doing like testing and like I had safe and then I just
block it and then I just don't like it I'm alive you know I mean whatever did
Okay, Quadix is a fucking meme, it looks like.
Did you kill the guys? Shit, D-Spawn's GG.
Honestly, I feel like Quadix was like, I just open it and I just say, do I get good mods?
If I get good mods, we just go and kill him, right?
Okay, what do you got here?
Just trying to chase these slams and stuff.
Here's that DJing fucking shit again.
Last time there was nothing last time.
Okay, cool.
Did I block it?
Did I block it or did I do no damage?
That's just no damage.
To be honest with you.
You're the pull of the boys!
Get that one!
This is the weirdest mechanic!
What is this?
Yes!
That's it!
Death sweeps in!
Be no more!
What a joke, bro.
What a joke.
Well, okay, so DJs will fuck me up!
But we just don't let it get to that point, right?
Well, there's that many DJs on the grounds.
Be no more!
Like, do they overlap?
Sin surrounds you.
I cannot do this. Ah, okay. All right. All right. So Dians. Okay. So the arena gets bad. I'm coached by
I'm actually cooked with the Dians
Yeah, we both thank you
Be no more
Quinton my man hello from America. Did you know Mountain Dew has been renamed to American Dew?
Yeah, suck on that new clown land America, baby. No, what's this about the Cardona bra offense?
What size bra do you wear? Quinnie?
Mm-hmm 38 DD
Hmm 3x key cheeks
And you will bow
My monot is gone
Guys, I need I need I need montage music bro. I need montage music now
This works this works is this
This a gun
It randomized fucking ads that come out some bullshit whatever dude y'all look they got some debuffs
This one is my own creation.
Okay, this one has your reveal up.
So one damage mod is literally trivial, it looks like.
Did the fact that they come out and a pair of two, it's funny because it just gives me
free double damage.
It's literally a bonus.
needs me
Okay, yeah, there's the shit
Like up salvation
repent
Let's get it. I don't think it seems like
great class needs me
like
Okay
Okay, this is really last phase this is the last phase I'm going to do fight quest right now
What are these what are these?
What is this
I
Block it, what is that?
I care is a well-rounded base isn't he Jay's a well-rounded base
So what are you supposed to do? So you walk over these balls?
Is he supposed to do? And then I move back.
Alright, that's the easiest fuck.
Well I want to try that again, I want to try soaking no balls.
It's me your biggest hater. You know practicing in standard is basically cheating, but you know what?
Okay, go if I'm trying to kill myself can I kill myself in this fight? I think I can right
Let's try this okay. Watch this
I
Did it must be blockable right?
Yeah, must be blockable. There's yet must be blockable. Okay, this cortex is a geog good
Yeah, like am I standing the DJ and that's how I die. Oh wait, do I?
I do die
unless
I think he's yelling at me bro.
He's yelling at me.
Yo!
He has an alice, I got an alice!
I got my alice bro!
YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Okay so that's how I talk!
Alright!
Guys let's-
Alright let me see.
Is there another?
Let me see if there's another face.
I don't know if there's another face or just a guy I don't know what.
I think that's the end of the post fight, right?
Cordyx is fucking free, bro.
of
the
is a literal meme attack
of the
Ha plenty boy where that came from. Oh, it's not the end of the fight face your
It's not the end of the fight. Oh, there's more
Well, this guy's got more powerful regions
I think I've loved it. Well, these regions are brutal wait this guy's the way why this guy's he didn't worse
Or maybe not
Okay, so he sucks me and slams so I the strap for that when he sucks you in is to tell the blood way
I'm gonna see if I can avoid it. Let's see
It's always a stand on that
Right is this bullshit
Let's see what this says.
Surely this kills me.
Oh, that one does kill me.
Okay, that one does kill me.
Interesting.
Okay, so that one is bad.
You don't understand that.
Wait, I'm going to try and see that.
I'm going to try and see that.
one of the vice yet
do what I'm telling you
take the rest you little lardo hardo
mardo gardo nardo
retardo hardcore SSF
plus plus plus
except it's not you have an army of clones to practice
doesn't seem like one character doing it all to me
Screeeeeee
That's there comes. What's up you out there? So you get this run out. Okay, I see this one. I see it up. I
Can take it with I see
but a sketch. I don't know. I don't know if that was a crit or not a crit.
I don't know if that was a crit or not.
We'll try again with no I see
This thing is already BS.
How much more is it correct?
Like 50% more.
My depot, right?
Okay, now I see.
The sign is full.
ES, full.
full is today god gamer that I blocked that one that I blocked that one feel the
pull of the boy I must the DJing can we yes that's it like DJing that sweeps in
that's not too bad right wait there's like two DJs a stack or something hey
Empowers
Believe
What the fuck we what are we what are we what the fuck with us?
Guys, I'm gonna kill Cortex. There's like there's like two mechanics and a deejune that I have to worry about the rest of the joke
Cortex, I honestly this feels like it's gonna be easier than either
I may have misjudged this how easy this was I
I think maybe it was it was definitely more difficult than this either had a lot more dangerous bullshit
All right, let's see what we get here, let's see what we get
Let's see what we get
Okay, standard league note if you guys are coming off because we are longing into main league
Okay, wait, can they be correcting blood on the minions even if there is it's not worth the node
I think we just had this block and I fuck block. I think we go correct reduction, right? I
Could HP max now we should cut reduction forget we did a correction
To make it like less volatile
Did it break us enough?
It was one practice attempt, Jett.
One practice attempt.
The thing is, Jett, if this is a bad Cortex, I'm not going in.
I will leave.
I will open Cortex until I get one that is good.
I'm not going to die to a meme boss.
What?
Oh, I can't do Cortex.
yeah this is not over cortex
this is not over cortex we're doing non over cortex
colonel
not over not over
where's it maps something? yeah
I literally cannot tell which one is which
Wait, that's not it
No way, bro
No way, bro
No way, what?
Literally how
Hello?
Hello?
God...
Wait, Chess said you get Cortex from Diff Cards. I'm opening Diff Cards to get Cortex.
Are you guys blind? Guys, Chess said open Diff Cards for Cortex, which is what I'm doing.
I'm opening Diff Cards to try to get Cortex right now. I'm literally doing Chat Tech right
now.
Hello.
Hello.
the thing that did that's
what's up getting fuck hold on chat nothing lie you guys seem to be kind of
full of shit
uh yeah just do that shit dude
seem to be full of shit
glad to see
Where are we at dip cards?
There's so many quads abs, bro. Holy fuck. Oh my god. They might have killed my guys. Well, holy shit
They'll be doing dip counts for hours. Yeah, I mean, there's no I don't get a quarter, right?
Hello, hi, oh
I think there's a 101000 no dude get that out of there
Get the fuck out of there, bro
Holy shit, what are you doing? I'm doing dipguards for Cortex.
So what I'm trying to do is dipguards for Cortex right now.
Hello?
Dude, what is this shit sword?
Why is this in the loop filter?
Yeah, a fucking shit-ass bloodthirsty attorney. Who wants that sword, bro?
Why is that in my loop filter?
I wouldn't even combine that shit.
It's that bad.
The tree exists, by the way.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Hail god.
Hello.
God slayer.
Hail.
Cortex only drops from the other synthesis bosses.
Do them with Maven.
Pretty quick.
Dead ass, what do you mean?
Nah, wait, why would you want me to do my debunk?
Why would you want me to do my cards?
Why would you want me to do my cards if it doesn't work?
Music, uh...
Dead ass.
Hello.
Oh my god, they didn't get anything good from all those?
that ass, bro. Hello.
Okay, there's since did you know me? Isn't that by the way, Jet? Oh, look at this. Jet,
I have literally 10,000 instances of some shit, okay, well not literally, like in the literal
word since the word literally, but like I have the most instances, look at that shit.
Four fracturing holes by the way as well with nine devs just waiting to go.
I have no cortexes.
Let's go get a cortex.
Okay, so wait, you're saying I need to do the normal non-cortex maps cortex.
Okay, what's the easiest one?
What's the easiest one?
What's the safest one?
Do all four with imitation.
That sounds like suicide, bro.
Then again, I'm on an uber killer.
Greetings.
What would I do?
I don't want to maven it, bro.
It's on scary as hell.
This is non-Uber, this is non-Uber, this is just a randomized little thing on the slot.
Do 500% experience dude, yes!
I cannot do this yet.
Yes dude, I'm gonna get so much experience man.
Oh wait, I'm level 100.
Oh wait, I'm the 100 chat. Not a big deal. Not a big deal here. You know how I beat chat. Just live 100 gaming
What's up? What's up?
What's up? Live 100 game
Not a big deal here. It's a good day in the office for me
I'm pretty comfortable right now.
But doctor, but doctor, by doctor, doctor, who was, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,
Oh
He's got
Yeah, she be right. It's good to meet cars you Adam
Don't give me how we countered you on mine that you found this out bro, what the fuck?
You know, give me lots of alterations open shit.
It was met by US post-glaring bro, oh god.
They could just drop the mines and shit, right?
We can grind them out of them.
This feels like it's gonna drop the mines.
Maybe the currency is weighted, it must be weighted.
It's so weird man, the feeling of playing the 100 is just so much worse, I hate it.
I really wanted it too, but obviously I really want extra points like every point is so big for me
But like goddamn
It's like so unsatisfying when you kill mobs and you just not gonna exp I don't know how to describe it
It's like a fundamental need of mine is to get exp when I kill monsters
But no, we're on that where my final stage of life chat
We've we've been grinding we've been blasting we're farming and now we're
At the end of my uh, parent pinnacle career where we're gonna basically destroy the entire video game
It's gonna be good
As you to move on and I'm no longer pop the chat I've popped off the build has popped off
It's popped off and now we're just executing
The finish hi guys, I'm playing hardcore POE
But first let me fight every boss in soft core before I play in hardcore matter of yeah
Yeah
Go kill yourself with the video game
Don't taste anything. Just kill yourself. Go kill yourself with the video game doing it now
Go kill yourself now in the video game
Now should be told every boss that I've tested so far
I mean, it's been a joke and I would have one shot and I would have just one tapped it, right?
But I don't care if there's a chance. It's gonna save my character's life. GG
GG
The reality is this every single motherfucking Andy who kills Ubers does practicing before they find the Ubers
That's what they do. They literally do practice now that they like farm them
They're like farm them and do them over and over and over again. I don't even do that
Now you guys like you can't kill ten out of ten Ubers you got to go ten out of ten Ubers you can't go ten out of ten Ubers
You can't do it
I say I can do whenever I want and I actually I can do it whenever I feel like it I can do it
And you know you're just lying you're full of shit. You only did it during exploit league blah blah blah, okay
So I do I execute the process
that is kill the bosses and then you complain and you can't and it's like bro
and on top of that I was less than half a second from dead to a bug on that
previous boss
I can't believe I'm still in and you think I'm still in this you bad as well
you bad boobies
I'm not stalling right now.
Too big layer.
I cannot open the uber boss because it says I've not done a cortex.
So anyone who thinks I'm stalling right now is a retard.
You are a retard.
You are returned! You are returned! You are returned!
Man, what a badnikoi, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I guess we
got some, some ganykoo, okay, engine numbers just fall out on the floor.
That guy never flaked, right?
These motherfuckers kind of reflect, right?
Alright, I'll turn the music down.
I'll do like 60.
Weeeeeee!
I just found these maps out, bro.
Because this is where I was like, how the fuck do I not record this?
I intentionally specked into like synth maps.
I owe you my renewed existence, but that debt only extends so far.
And I'll have a full iteration of it, because...
And I'll be full to pursue those...
Could that be the cortex?
Could that be the cortex?
Could this be cortex?
Greetings.
Cortex!
wasn't that hard? That was actually pretty easy. Okay, so now we got a normal cortex
shot. This is not an uber cortex. This is a normal cortex. Okay, don't be bad months.
Don't be bad months. Yeah, you're your mom and you're retarded and your mom. And did
you know that you are retarded? Did you know that you are banned? That's right. You're
band got any opinions yeah you are banned you think I won't kill any bosses
he did you consider your a retard and your mom and bang boom today was a
day retard boom that if you could see the level of fucking
the language you keep turning in essence divination counts for cortex man
But you're banned for Ubers baffle. Oh, but what the fuck are you?
See the delusion and check and inform one of you. You haven't even killed four ubers yet
Mooda fuka now remember don't get it's good. It's with all this practice. He he
Whoever's been here from the beginning and has been watching watching the check like people sound of mind
I'm looking at the chat right now, and I think I'm Jesus Christ
I mean, if you have your standard mind and you put yourself up my shoes and you just imagine these guys
You see them type in that shit in chat
Well, they just complete 180
Insanity, bro
Cognitive dissonance out the war zoo
Out of touch with reality
Okay, not over chat obviously not over cortex. It's a fucking meme I'm coming off my mark
Over cortex with good mods meme
Not over cortex double meme
Double mean hidden in his memories. This is not over. This is not over. This is not over. This is not over
great class needs me
tell those designs left Lord this is not over remember that that was on over
this is not over I repeat not over
pull up the boys what are you in this I'm a fucking free dog I'm a fucking
I'm fucking jacking my shit right now. I'm fucking jacking my shit right now. Yeah
My money is gold
That was he said what he says what's what does the memes agent system where she was that right?
The guy who comes with the cameras. Yeah, I don't know dude. I'm joking my shit
I'm cranking my shit right now. I don't even know this shit's crazy dude. Kumi's man. Oh god
No, I know but not an uber jet no new but not an uber oh
Shit 10k life ninty max res I don't have 90
Life ninty maccas res 78 max res 10k life ninty max res
78 10k life ninty maccas res
three virus and 88 with my flask is up.
Thanks.
Thanks.
These shaper fees and balls fee feel so good.
These shaper feels so good.
These shaper balls feel feel so good.
I am going to poppinove, but this is not the build.
I am going poppinove, but this is not the build.
OK.
What is this?
Hello.
What's this thing?
That's a dog shit.
This is what it is.
OK.
So why don't you change anything?
Crit reduction.
The hat stopped fighting Quinn.
It's not his fault.
He doesn't die anymore.
It's gig fault for making Poe.
One, he's children's game.
And remember, he's not going to train for Poe 2
and will take four weeks to get the maps caused in that game.
You can die.
On it, should I just drop block for this boss?
Don't give me wrong drop block.
We have the final stage of this build.
All the Ubers will die.
Oh.
I did the Disney one block.
An alteration!
Oh, we're up!
Anyways, Chad, I did the Disney one block, we're going to go in the block.
This current build will kill every Uber?
Oh, nice.
A transmutation shard dropped.
I don't want to be on any way bitch, the fuck.
Okay.
Ooba Quatextrat.
Do you think I want perfect gear?
Do you think I want perfect gear?
Ninety Max Res.
Do I give good mods?
I will not run it if it has pin.
I will run one damn default.
Ninety Max Res.
Do you think I want 10k life?
90 Max Res
K. Ellen Kaiser X
10k Ellen Kaiser X
90 Pirate Softwares
I need
81 Vermillion Ringles there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, boys, do this.
Okay, one damage mod and we go.
If it's smaller, one damage mod, I don't go.
I already tested with one damage mod and it was safe
and it was a meme and then,
I know I can farm it out, right?
The thing is, I can just get another city.
If it's bad, what does a citadel for?
That's easy to farm, but I can farm fortress
in like two seconds.
I have nine minutes, I got scarabs.
we just go again. Come on though, we don't want that. Go ahead. One damage mode. One
damage mode. One damage mode. Okay, this is a double cortex chat. This is a double cortex.
I am on HHSSF, I repeat. It is a double cortex. I am on HHSSF. Good mods. Good mods. Okay,
Life? Okay.
Ailee 200%. Huh.
It's a weird one.
I don't know about this one.
Wait, the big slam...
I mean, there's no damage mods on it though, right?
But then again, was the damage mod I had even a 15 in some of the first place?
Was the damage... was the slam like...
Yeah, I mean, you think it's totally free.
Yes, for the ground again, it's going to be insane.
Wait, I'm worried about the D.
D.
D.
D.
Wait, I'm worried about the DJ and being real shit or like some weird thing happening that couldn't happen when I was testing right because I don't test with this
Dude fuck
Dude dude
Grinding Gear games
Static bosses for pinnacle content
Fuck mods
buff cortex remove the mods it's these bosses are supposed to be a measuring
stick to check how good your character is and how good you are at the video game
not like can I fish the right mods like have mods on the non-Uber Cortex okay
fair enough the uber Cortex you put fragments in for it bro dog remove the
fucking
It's so stupid
I'm a static boss Andy
The second you put modifiers on it you cannot compare that versus another person or another character or another
You know, whatever. It's just like well, you might have the easy version. They're gonna have the high version
It's I hate it. I hate it. I hate it
And it's about you know me because like well
Oh, we go fucking quadruple. I away. Kurt Maltese GG dude. Well, like, you know, he got four damn Russian mods
He's literally unkillable
All right, I need to buy a jet
I'm gonna think about it while I'm taking a shit whether or not I'm gonna fight this
Guys the the phone here look he's on the ground bro. It's on the ground. It's all on the ground
I did not go to bus and not share I need to buy it I don't guys they use
They deliberately in business meetings high-time business meetings
They'll intentionally give people water, but they're not let them go to take a piss because it raises certain
Stress levels which make people make bad decisions in the moment so they can scan them for billions of dollars. Okay?
Say fact
This is a fact if you need you cannot
Maximize concentration if you need to take a piss
facts. Alright, I'm gonna do it. Fuck it. Let's give it an attempt, chat. If it's looking
bad, I'll leave. But... it's fucking cool takes, Bar. Who he is?
If it's looking like Gigans in DB, oh my god, that AoE's in chat, that AoE's insane.
That AoE is ridiculous.
Now, that AoE is stupid.
Bro, I threw up, that's just really bad.
Bro, it's global AoE on everything.
This is good money bro, this is money for my King's Mesh.
Dude, some good, what did we, high level bases here, we're getting good, yo, this doesn't
mean good, this is good bases.
Ah, bro.
How about you go for a fracture on one of these?
I'm probably, I'm likely crafting some more shit by the way, before I kill a little bit,
so I'm just letting you know, like.
I have all those fucking trash resorts, I've got the vines.
This is just cool, you know I'm going to quickly clear this out, we're going to quickly clear
this out a little bit.
You'll notice we get some on the viper base, it's at a higher level.
Just going to die making it happy.
Suck my fucking cock in my crap
And you don't intend to die if you went if you want to see me dodge at do not watch the screen I am a lot
I'm a live maxing
I might ever want to use that maybe you know it's gonna be enough
ooh 86 kills so tassiel oh my god this is the mainest place to find bases ever
dude this is a super core thing it's a set for how many bases
oh can you do like a delirium that was on this oh it's unique map where's the word is it
He's my f***ing tanky, bro. They are some tanky motherf***ers.
Am I doing the music to that actually? The music is a bit loud.
Alright, guys, do not, do not, do not, just wait in this bit.
There's a high chance I will just leave because I decide that it's too stupid because of the
Anyway, okay, I will likely leave, do not believe, do not doubt either.
I don't know what I'm going to do, so.
What secrets are you hiding in that murderous mind of yours?
I hate this boss so much I definitely hate him.
Maldor had some ingenious designs hidden in his memories.
Observe!
Oh my bro! What? Nah! What is that?
Bro, what is that? Nah, nah, nah. This is stupid as hell, bro.
Nah, this is fucked. Nah, nah, nah. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm out. Nah, nah, nah. I'm doing that one. I'm sitting in that one.
They're melting me. They're melting me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm just gonna find another one. Yeah. It's not a big deal. I'm just gonna find another one.
Quotex is the most dog shit map of the game. I fucking hate Quotex. It's so stupid.
I'm not dying to a mean map. I'm not dying to a mean map. I am not dying to a mean map.
It's a stupid ass map. It's dog shit as fuck.
There is real risk there. There's like a 5-10% chance of risk I die in that map.
I can just find out another set and go on with a fucking the 0.1% chance to die
Why would I it's opportunity cost chat think about it? I'm trying to go 10 out of 10
I'm trying to attend. I am not dying to a meme boss. I'm not dying to Cortex
I would rather suck a dog's dick than die to a fucking Cortex Uber. It is the stupidest dumbest shit ever
It is the dumbest shit ever
So I hate it. I'd rather suck a dog's dick than dying Cortex. I am not dying in a fucking mean map
I'm I'm good. We got 90 minutes. Whatever. Did we just go we just fucking run up there because
Greeting it's a shit fortress or some shit, right? I
Would rather suck a dog's dick bro on God
Prefix. Oh!
Believe it, I told you not to get on that by the way. I literally said don't. Okay. That's it
I think that was gonna be highly likely that it's gonna be dog shit. I mean that took
That DJ is legit super hippie and it was just covering the screen instantly in like two milliseconds
And they were just tanky so it was gonna cover the whole screen DJ and I wasn't just fucking me up
You are banned for over
You are banned for
You are banned for overs.
This is standard practice only stream.
Only dreams.
Only stream.
I'm back to...
God Gamer!
Hi.
Warning. It has been over 5 minutes since you last reminded chat that you are playing an
ethical wild strike of extremes build on SSFHC.
Yo, guys. This is the ethical spot. Wild strike of extremes.
Let's try to stream HCSF, by the way.
Alright, feed HCSF, by the way.
Did you guys know that I'm on HCSF?
By the way.
Fertist streamer on quick fat.
Oh
I
Hate this shit, what are we doing? Okay, it's one of those one percent critical time down to pull over that intensity
Okay brother, let me tell you, I have some of the most hygienic ass you've ever seen.
That shit is like you could eat food off it at any point in time in the day.
It's that clean.
I don't basically if I don't bet it by the fuck out of my ass
All right guys guys guys
No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes
Solid a chat summon not don't you have no big damage mods no stupid area just fucking
I'll take you know what one damage mod extra ass. I'm okay with one extra ass
Can be one extra ass. I'm okay with one extra ass
No, no, are you a week?
Let me just go
I
Boom
Don't fuck me don't fuck me don't fuck me don't fuck me don't fuck me
Oh
Oh, what the fuck it's literally worse. It's literally worse
Wait two orbs in a way bricked giga dia
Actually
I can't run that dude.
I can't run it. I'm not running it. I'm just gonna farm out the-
I'm just gonna farm with Lude ever quick.
See what Lude- I'm just gonna see what Lude like, looks like.
Yeah, it's two pa- they're too powerful.
They're too powerful, that is what it is.
Guys, I don't think you understand.
This Uber is free if I get not shit mods.
with bad mods it can kill me I can guarantee kill the boss without dying if
I get the right mods do you want me to die on a cortex or do you want me to die
on a fucking Awakener right or a fucking X-Act or something think about it you
think you want me to die on a cortex but you don't it's a lamest day there
they're like oh it's something that killed kill them that I don't know what
the fuck it was like some random bullshit synthesized dog shit kind of see
what the fuck's going on the fucking screen who knows what's going on that's
lame as fuck I'm not dying to Cortex it's an avoidable there like think about
stupid old field if I died of Cortex it'll be the worst like entirely avoidable
I just get one which doesn't have shit mods
GG bro
Okay, let me tell you I have some of the most hygienic ass you've ever seen
That shit is like you could eat food on his loot at any point in time in my die. I'm going to game chat
I want the loot in the golden and the the items for crafting because if I don't basically if I don't bit of a
The fuck out of my ass every time I if I don't give it a let me tell you
It's not a good time, so I have a I'm going I'm going again. I'll surely be clear
Swear to God I swear to God that one of the cleanest answers honestly, I would be in
0.2% of ass cleanliness in the world
Straight up
And I can say that with confidence
Like your parents taught you that like you can't have sex before marriage so then you don't because well
I mean, I think it's bad to do that right like morally. I think it's bad
But then I don't know I wasn't quite sure but like I really want to bust. I'm a fucking monkey
She's a monkey, but wait like we're not monkeys. We're actually like a child of God or some shit
Like no just act bro hit that shit, okay worry about the consequences later at the end of the day
Shit TTS is very good out of these shit-ass TTS
Okay, this shit, I see, yeah, this shit, I see, yes, it's our own god, man.
What am I doing I'm trying to get out of Cortex. That's not shit. That's what I'm doing
Do what I'm doing anyone is what I'm doing. I'm trying to get a fucking prime apple bro. Okay, that's a nice apple
Okay, loon's a nice apple. Okay
This is this apple here is not fully matured. You wouldn't want to eat this apple
Okay, this one's like still green and shit with like a little bit of redness showing but you would like no
I'm going to leave that apple
maybe like that apple let it grow more okay don't you wouldn't be eating that
apple okay if you're trying to eat that apple you don't something is wrong with
you
this is not uber cortex I have max rays
Stunning Gear Gaze, Grimbeard Gaze, Static, I am retired!
Ban Allen Kaser, ban him from my chat, this is not Cortex.
Ban Allen Kaser, ban him from my chat, this is not Cortex.
Bane Allen Kaser. Bane and his is not Cortex.
That good? Give me that. What do you think?
Maybe. Maybe additional boss. Bonus boss. Maybe.
It's not that egg. It's not that. No, it's not that egg.
Let's see if I'm on that.
Let's let the try that, let's let the try, let the try.
Finally I'm on Strix Pave?
Well I mean I'm here in this monsters, this Disney, this Chauncey Jumping.
Hey guys, I intend to get a lot of upgrades before playing some of the Ubis, and now I'm
gonna do that like you know I'm talking like I'm not gonna go out and find
bunch of shit but like I just want to have currency right I don't want to I
don't have no currency
get that currency Quinn it's Abby I know you're styling on the Ubers it's the
plumber's birthday it's the plumber's birthday so get moving right now
So get moving right now
Plumbers tight ring a plumber so delicious a plumber's tight ring
So delicious what the fuck fuck. Yes
Thank you plumber!
Nah, this is good.
So get out of there with the six, or they don't ban him!
Ban him!
He said, this is Abby, and then he started doing weird EIP shit with the plumber.
Bro!
Different Abby, dude, that's fucking cooked, bro. That is cooked.
They do not roleplay as my wife in the plumber.
Too real.
Okay, the Bulma's a real nice guy for status.
If you knew my Bulma, he's coming around a lot.
Do you know what?
He's actually hitting me up like, yo, I have no gas, and he's like, dude, I will fix
your gas for you.
Just to sign one document in this one place.
And I just haven't got around to doing it because I was just like logging in and doing
sheep on the streams.
So I'm having cold showers right now.
What was a great guy
You are
SSF by the way
This is HC
SS by the way, you wish
An interest in choice
Beauty has funny then you're rigid
Okay, you gotta you gotta say you gotta say brain
Okay, that shit was the right he literally just pretended like I was like the guy from the wild flumbaries
I'm dying.
And then he, then once he established that I'm like the fucking Dementor child from
the wild pulmbaries, he just started doing my lines.
I don't appreciate that.
What did he go Donny or something?
Did I like that?
Do you know what?
I used to think like man, the wild bullbears is on it.
You know what it's not watching again?
I would actually kind of enjoy it.
I ain't no idol, it's just kind of funny.
You are a band for band, U-Bus!
No, your brain never dies.
Ok bluebuss, you are BUND.
Bluebuss, this is HC.
S F, by the way.
This is HC, SSF, by the way.
This is HC, SSF, by the way.
This is HC, SSF, by the way.
This is HC, SS, by the way.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's one of them yokes.
Yo, we got a yoker's hovering.
She took the damage increase, like, for me, but very, very, very small damage increase.
Very minor damage increase.
Dude, I'm getting the wrong fragments.
Can you guys summon the correct fragments?
Pretty please.
I need you to remove the Cusus as you ran.
Imagine if I just keep breaking my cortex over and over and over again.
Wait, what the fuck, that could happen.
I could just repeatedly break my cortex and just not be able to win.
I can't do this shit.
Ah, let's get this shit.
Skip this dog shit ass boss.
I mean I could just don't wake all the overboss.
Guys, the sooner we get caught this out of the way the better.
This is a dog shit overboss.
TTS is a net positive.
TTS is a net positive
TIGERS DOOSE
TTS is a net positive
TTS is a net positive
TTS is a net positive
TTS are enhancing the stream
TTS are enhancing the stream
TTS are enhancing the stream I am enhancing the stream enhancer I am enhancing the stream
I am enhancing the stream. This is a
I am enhancing the stream enhancer.
What is going on man? I cannot get the
good fragments to drop. Chet. The plumber is
the nicest guy in the world. He's
insanely helpful too. It's like he's
looking for reasons to come around the
the house. Sometimes I'll end stream and he'll already be over at the house. I don't even
need to call him. Very nice guy.
That's right.
That's right.
Hey, you guys are trying to give me brain fun, aren't you?
I'm about to ban him, guys.
Alright, he's trying to give me brainfrogs, I'm getting him.
Anyone trying to give me brainfrogs, just skip.
Can't ban boobies.
Get out of here.
bro seriously one the fucking fragment dude bro seriously one how many left
you now is that at least two that's a two or is it up to two we just need two
more to two more to more to more I have four scarabs left chat and then it's
gonna start getting really annoying oh man can we guys
I
Move the curse remove the curse
Remove the curse
I got the curse some ways to curse me GG dibs ready to get two fragments from this run right here
And then we're going to open the easiest cortex in my life.
It's going to be like, oh my god, this cortex is going to be like, dude, boss dies when
you look at it.
Mod.
Boss says HP is reduced to one.
Come on! Now, since that's a bad idea, go!
Bro wrong fragments wrong fragments wrong fragments
I want to show you the other one because I've got a lot of the is that uber uber elder
where my primary uber uber elder is at the last uber right now
where uber is I'm trying to get a good cortex right now
Cortex is like legitimately delete cortex most of the game
them. It's the lame as shit ever. Like I wouldn't get, even if it was like they
made it as hard as having like three damage mods and you just set it like
that permanently. At least then you know, okay, Quartet is gonna be hard. This is gonna be hard.
You find it once and you either ready and you go on and you do it or you're not.
Right? But the shit we're like, oh yeah, you can make it, you can get a Quartet,
This is super easy.
I hate it, bro.
Like cause what is this?
This is degenerate, bro.
And it's forced.
This is optimal gameplay.
And the freaking cats on my freaking driveway, bro, oh my god.
Yes, okay, we got another one. We got another one. Did he stop leaving?
Where's he going? Hey, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got,
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
I miss looked. I miss looked at.
Okay, check this hassle land because I only have two more fucking central scarabs left, so in these the land.
Please.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, give me Runnable Cortex.
Not Pageration, not AoE.
like five damage mode just runnable cortex
oh shit what this four primes what the fuck does four primes do the fuck does
that do wait four primes with no extra damage is fine right I mean what else
They're gonna do good. What is for pro going to do but that's very fine, right Jack for proge with no pin
Think about it. They're biggest attacks of slams
Projectiles heal me if they don't have pen
This is the run we're going in this is it
Good I could pick up more block
Wait, I could pick up more block
That's gonna be spells anyway bro.
I could pick up a lot. If I wanted to think I could just go block out the
Wazoo. Yeah! Dang it, it was shit to me.
I think that was shit to me bro.
I think it's shit to me. Alright, this is the run chat. This is the run. This is the run.
I technically cannot get shotguns.
My character is technically shotgun in the end, so...
I'll predict that it should be nothing to me.
My character is very suited for this these mods it looks us
Oh my god, these guys are fucking tanky as hell, bro.
Oh my god, he's got the tank, he has-
you
you
you
you
you
I
No sex just kill him melt the boss
The last trick of the tree
correct production
Could go I could get blocking in I'm not we do though
We fucking did it for hell, we fucking did it.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
And there's no way that is.
easy easy
easy
easy
there's no way I doubt this
Valdo have some ingenious designs hidden in his memory
no way
observe
can you just melt them? melt them?
am I seeing what you're saying? am I seeing what you're saying?
same. Tank of this. I'll move out of that one. There's a lot of pretendals. Is that
fine? Is that...
the
you're the pull of the void
yes that's it
yes we've seen
burn away sin
sin surrounds you
oh my gosh it doesn't guess
it's zero because of me but you never know
that's a lot of things
whoa what the hell
Oh
Sin surrounds you
Burn away
The other boys
This is up that's it
Sin surrounds you
What are you in this realm of the past I am king and you will bow
Yo, this is where I died, didn't I, dude? This is where I died, didn't I, dad?
Who the fuck's doing that? Who the fuck's doing that?
This one is my own free game.
Dude, seriously?
Nice he's up.
Melting.
Trying to melt.
Where's the D.D. guy?
Fuck off!
Dude, is it still going?
Oh my god!
Right.
I see that.
She was damaged.
The most damaged.
The most damaged.
The most damaged.
The most damaged.
The most damaged.
I'm gonna see this when he does this little thing.
when he does his little beam thing go do it.
Dude not another minion face, not another minion face.
Do I need to buy them? Okay nice.
The ad base with the height of one of the fight, no cap.
No more!
Feel the pull of the boy!
Tangymas, I see it up.
Yes, that's it! Death sweeps in!
Fate and powers!
Belief overwhelms! Lensing flames!
I cannot do this yet.
You did it right, Slime's done.
Where's the other guy at?
We can finish this guy off, I think.
I see.
be no more cleansing flames
I've got to commit it there better than a fuzzy
burn away sin
cleansing flames
impossible how this isn't over
this will never be over
I WILL UNIFY HUMANITY!
What an easy boss.
What an EEEEEEEEASY BOSS!
Oh yeah, give me that shit, thank you. What a joke.
Bro, yeah, not.
Uh, so where's the Zerenton Gazette?
Hey, King! You missed the chaos from the ground back there.
Better go back and get it.
Quantic
Okay, that's the three easiest bosses down
There's three with the cast in the side of the arena once again, what's the case?
No, you're right. I should go clear this. I should go clear this map.
Yeah alive
The audio isn't telling the scuffs Quinn
My audio is scuffed picture audio. I
Don't know what I can do outside of resetting the stream bearer like
You can reason my audio devices or something you could that help
Did you guys press it five press it five
I'll tell you what I'll re I can reset my audio devices that might help
You know what I have a good $5 you're washed old man
Tom tacos you serious right now you think you're gonna drop that in my stream. Nope. We're pausing hold on
Tom tacos get out of my chat permanently banned. That's it enjoy watching
I'll reset my gaming audio in my stream audio
I've been putting some bespoke succinct supplements inside of Quinn's whey protein.
Don't tell him.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Boss and by what are the fuck is that gold chat? I
Be it's gonna
My foustace.
What is the twist in that?
Memory of drama.
Guys, I'm going to be honest, after all that AITT, isn't shit, I'm kind of spaced.
I feel like it's kind of bad to continue on in space.
I mean, do you know what I should do, Chad?
Do you know what I should do?
Wow.
Are you really?
There you go.
Stand a league
That head wait, I don't know if I mind but the blocks
My mask might be blocked
Yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know what's going on. I might I might my mask might be blocked
So you be trying to invite me and I'm walking it
Use the fastest
Oh boy there!
Oh, man, it's sharp.
Oh, there we meet!
Have you been something?
Can't you check it?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Where will you get my gun?
Whoa!
Wait, should we-
Dude, should I log on and corrupt my uh-
Guys, I want to corrupt my awakened, uh, multi-strike.
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
Hey, am I... am I bragged?
Yeah, am I bragged?
Where did the Torum Pirates go that I just had?
Did I deposit those?
Dude, I'm telling you, man, that AI...
Bro, whatever it was, the AIGTS...
...spaced him out this whole time, bro.
I swear to god, they spammed that shit.
Like for so long and that's just like I'm legit like I feel like I was locked in at
the Saturday man I was locked in so hard bro.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Free that does not look free
What the hell?
Wait, is it the...the...oh!
What did?
This boss too...am I...do I have my work off?
Period 5 is on. Wait, this looks fucked.
This looks completely fucked.
This looks completely fucked.
I'm on the wrong side of the liberally wait, is it the balls?
Can I heal?
What is this?
What is this?
What is happening?
Let me not stand in the ball.
I wouldn't the bull. I'm trying to figure out the deep but I want to see what the deep office. I want to read the debuff
We're taking by the volume
Wait it turns off
My defense and my reach in and my recovery and my divine wait what?
So it's like wait how much wrist
I do names so why not when I'm not in the ball that still hits you for one thing in my life
dude
What
That's not too bad
what the fuck nah fuck this boss what is going on in this guy what is going on
in this guy this guy is fucking cuck this guy is fucking cuck's
hell no way I'm doing this guy next I have no idea what's going on my guys is
dying to nothing it seems like. I'm like just chilling and then I'm dead.
Invisible being plugged.
you
you
you
you
you
and they those motherfuckers had like double HP
I can't even fucking
do you
what is going
what's happening
I can't build a fucking mini boss chat
my character is too hithical
my character is too hithical
holy shits
hang on this
I love limit testing it's so nice
yeah so the model core can tank that so
I want to tank that without the model cores
let me find out
Wow, it really doesn't do that much damage, huh?
How did I die to that mechanic like three times?
These are not the bosses.
Oh no, that first guy was fucking cooked.
Bro, what is that trauma boss, man?
Bro trauma might be last
Like trauma literally might be last at this right he might be the last boss like yeah, like after like whatever I just saw it
But he just
He was murdering me bro like repeatedly just murdering me, but I don't even know what
Man, I have literally no idea what's going on. I'm not mechanics. Ah
but
Holy fuck
I
Come up on I understand
The ball mechanic that killed me right that wasn't the ball mechanic that killed me like the other times
I got the ball mechanic like at the beginning and then I was trying to nonball mechanic
I'm so no logged in
You died to commit so something because you were attacking
Go my butt it's not what killed me that it's that didn't happen to kill me. I don't have trauma
I appreciate the help though. I appreciate your help
We got see who was shape out let's see how bad says oh goodness is tell me he's not that bad
Tell me this guy this guy should be three right this guy should be free
Okay, the bulls yell me. The bulls literally yell me, bro. Okay, I don't know about yell
me because I kind of see fight and I'm stunned in the frozen butt. The bulls can't kill
period slam to me to the beam they're the
both of you on in the slam
okay that won't kill me that won't kill me
I'm really coming
I'm bringing my arena right now chat
I can't even get hit by the purple ones. I'm trying to activate one of the purple ones for the Limit Test.
Trying to Limit Test? Dude, this stun is crazy.
There we are.
Alright. So I don't want to get hit by the purple ones, but this guy can kill me, but he seems fair.
This guy can kill me, but he seems fair.
I want to see these guys in the balls.
I'm trying to ask what kind of purple balls this is, but it's fine.
I see.
So I see the slams, those sand and the beams.
You know what, getting a brother bull just cool and all, but actually what happens is
it creates a situation where that didn't happen, comes after me, forcing us later, and then
I'm taking damage, but I don't want to be taking damage.
Right?
Let's look at it to what I said.
These things are fucking mean, I'm really trying to let me test those, but...
I'm also that
There's a definitely
you
you
you
you
you
you
Magnificent
I'm in super danger
I mean this seems like I
Feel confident enough because I have a lot of experience with the mechanic of this boss
I'm very I read his slam perfectly
I'm not gonna fuck it up the only way I would dies of my mouse bugged and then the immortal didn't go off
And then I just got slamming died right that's the only way I would die
Well, oh that didn't happen bullshot gun
Or I'm staying in a DG and then I get hit by a fucking beam kind of like you know that like it had to be overlapping
But I'm pretty damn good at this boss
She's the fact that I'm actually fought normal shape of like 27 times
That don't know what that's gonna be changed. I uh, let's go to 270 times
I thought that I thought that was a lot so I can see his mechanics really well
Even though he's got multi-bridge and there's like four of them
I can see it like it's like I'm Neo basically and I'm effectively in the matrix and it's like time slowed down
You know
I'm skill capped effectively. I'm skill capped. I mean it's like just a mechanical god
Like I'm not gonna miss that the only way is in my mouse bugs legit
Let's see last phase though see what a good vibe check
I cannot lose them come in again what could I get rage in mechanics on this boss would
be insane. I see. So I want to get bulls around his face. Bulls. That's a shit. FJ'ing those
are weird and other. But wow, that is a damage, huh? I see he's up, he's taking the bulls.
down a little bit, this thing's pulling here, come on on
this is up
pulling out
I can read this guy. I see stuff. I can read him. I'm too stupid to say to this guy.
This can be. This is maybe I can read it to all of you. This is maybe I can read it to
all of you now. Send it bro. Send it. Send it to all of you. Just send it. Just send
it to all of you.
Yeah, I went full reach out at the end just to see if I could get full reach out.
Yes, even full reach out I still won.
Even full reach out at the end just for signs.
All right.
Do I go for him?
What do you guys think?
Do I go for him?
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
Just panting on.
Honestly, I think I used the, uh,
carry flask, this one, yeah.
It would actually be so nice of us, it's like,
I want to just slip it down to a DG and shit.
Uh, re-flask.
Fucking shoulder is so cooked.
010 actually three attendee
Wait is this gonna kill me?
I
Was one of our go double left last
Seven last gig seven last could be nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah for sure right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, wait pause pause pause we're kind of flasher, but
Good point.
Let's go squintin, godgamer, uberslayer, best post streamer.
I am not locked in I am unlocked I repeat I am unlocked
Holy shit, I'm not logged into doing Ubers with no luck.
Thing is, if I was just super super super, if like, if this was like a gig of Rippy Uber,
I wouldn't, I would not be doing it in my current middle state.
But I'm feeling pretty fucking comfortable with, well, I, I can, I, I don't need to be
The ultra block for uber shaper because I know like I can instinctively play that boss today for sore chucking I
Get this is on instinct. You know saying it's up that I am like I can subconsciously do those mechanics without even trying
I've done it that many times is just natural
i'm gonna say
when your god is gone
and the place to be
a shot they set up
a shot they set up
a shot they set up
a shot they set up
a shot they set up
okay
you're gonna see a
better place
you're massive
massive
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Well, that's the end, Jack. I could pick up a region wheel for this fight to make it anti-degin.
For this fight in particular.
Or I get to stay full damage and just kill him as fast as possible and then it's just
the fight's over as fast as possible.
It's 20% damage versus like an extra 15% recovery or something, right?
20% fast at killing him is like 20% less mechanics, isn't it?
Ain't it bruv?
Meshers are a lot of goodness, let's go already.
I didn't even pick up max life at the HP.
Bro, I'm playing with combat stamina on my necklace!
Oh my god, bro!
FIX! COMBAT!
Stamina! Omega wall!
FIX! Corrupt!
Wackens! Multi!
Holy shit bro! I'm using the most
dog tier it's so dog tier bro! Holy fuck it's dog tier!
What do I do to this?
it was a but where do you find that let me in
my correct it we got everything dude I can bust up three of eyes bro
I come bust out purity of ice
that we do it right wait 35 25 fuck fuck that doesn't fit in I thought I was gonna switch
Yeah, I feel like I'm placing a star, it's not gonna fit.
Nah, it's not gonna fit.
It's like a Rayland efficiency.
Yeah wait, why don't I drop here and find what happens?
It would help me a lot, right?
It would help me a lot.
It would help me a lot.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What is three, four, five, six, seven?
I think I can do it. I think I do it to this boss. Am I tripping? I don't think I'm tripping.
I think this is smart. Wait, was that Bloodstone's when I was taking
the slams. I was blessed on staying in the slams right? Yeah it was. Okay. There's some
Let me just do that, girl. Let me just use some jewels with my, uh,
that's an evidence in a zero. Yeah, let's do it.
Now we just drop, we drop Fleshenstone, because Fleshenstone doesn't work for his house to
shit in the game. The purity of ice does specifically make the game play a lot better.
Uh, let's do something.
That's a Mike Brumana's code word, is it?
It's funny, it fits in just like that.
What do you guys reckon?
of
Okay, I think that's good.
Anyone disagree?
I think that's good.
Well, P.J.
Levi's good because it reduces beam damage.
It reduces beam damage.
Why don't he push and stun?
What a cool little life-taper, I'm good.
So I'm losing Legend Stone, but that shit that kills me is this thing, this map.
The beam damage is 33% cold, 33% fire, 33% ice, right?
Ice is part of, well, cold as bulls.
as bulls.
you
you
you
you
you
I think I want to get forbidden right real quick.
I think I want to drop faster attacks.
I think I want to drop faster attacks and check them for better right.
How bad, I mean, how do I do that much?
Right?
Well, right?
How do I do that much?
Well, that's kind of gross.
I guess I could just, you could self-cuss this ass and smart as well as something else
I could do.
How does this remember to do that?
Self-cuss this ass and smart means I would have to do it in my, you know, get more value
out of my ass mark.
I've not littered an enhance yet, bro
And I'm not in the guy, yeah
Yeah, I've not littered an enhance
Your recklessness will not go unpunished.
I know why I was having an unfilled favor of paint.
Oh, this guy there.
Okay, let's see. We got the braids now, bro.
Look at the masteries.
Yo, this guy still coaxes me hard, bro. What?
Come on, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We give him a bit of a ride real quick, right?
Leave or perish.
I'm just gonna go there if I'm gonna write.
Hey, what do you guys think?
Faster attacks of shell charge or self-cast as mark?
I guess self-cast as mark.
I
Just remember to do it though. I don't remember to do it
What?
What?
Wait, relives don't make it cost a lot.
I mean, it's done.
My shield's crazy, but like, let's just remove it.
I don't think it needs anything, right?
Because, of course, it ain't mine.
It gets us fine.
Let's just unlink that shit.
Wait, maybe I don't even need light-tap from self-casting ass mark.
I might not even need it.
I'm in self-casting ass mark.
It's fine, right?
It was a cost.
17 mana, there's nothing.
Dude, that shit just fucked me up with my shield, plus the ability itself.
Yeah, or is on check check check check yes
This is just a like when shape is ramping up or when I'm just I basically have a button
the press that allows me to get my shit up okay read breakfast let me bend this guy
I don't know if you're so retarded bro
Wait, wait, wait, look, look, I've been blinded by the schedule for 11 days!
I've...
Dude, shut the fuck up!
I literally shut the fuck up.
One, two.
One, two.
One, two.
I'm taking the pistol, we're going in.
Queen is a clown.
I got Gamus.
Gamus.
I got some water cold.
The fucking slams.
Subcasts ass mark the guy.
It's a bit of a ride to get charges up when I have downtime and then stack up the deans.
Good place, it's not going to get me killed.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Bam. Bam.
You forced my hand again, little mouse.
So be it.
You've chosen to side with chaos.
This is my world, and you shall obey my order.
Embraced by misery.
I cannot do this yet, but my mana is gone.
of
the face of your unmaking father it's me let me help you the horror must be
stopped
I think that already, good.
oh damn he's recovering we need to find a way back quickly
wait oh my god
I can, I can, I can, I can, I can.
No mistakes, last phase just focus up for literally two minutes and he dies.
Not even that, a minute.
Just focus up for a minute.
And I won.
I
Really I cannot lose them they lie to you father. I'm your true memory
To save the future the past must be sacrificed
Days into the abyss
you did you did don't you dare don't you fucking dare oh fuck you man okay just one more
of
the
Okay, oh, yeah, I wasn't ever wasn't even have or wasn't have wasn't have wasn't had
Okay
Another one
Another one
I feel like I did uber elder is also fucking
uber elder is like fucking I could go I could go back to back I could go back
to back I found uber elder to always be easier than shape of uber uber shape
was always more difficult for me
Let me think yeah, what could I rather do to me?
You'll be able to just fucking you just fucking kill him bro. You just kill him. He's fucking die. You just kill him
Same plus it up
It's the same blood set up at the same or center. I think this is a everything same
Let me just do some maths here.
There's a maths over over Elder right now.
Um, over over Elder is literally...
He's pure cold fizz.
There's a lot of fizz damage.
I do wonder if I'm fucking stupid for not being...
Uh...
Elder I want to destroy is your mom in the bed am I stupid for not being flesh and stone there
Pure device is so good. There's so much cold right there's so much cold. There's tons of cold
He's like tons of fish. He's fizzing cold
What is chat going to do when you get ten out of ten they will forever lose a classic meme?
I'm already similar to Simon bro like and I can go to him with it. Just relax. Let's not listen. Let's not worry about that
Hey, what I get it by the way. Hello, we would get it. It's close. I suppose impale
Are we gonna war dog him?
I'm gonna war dog elder I'm gonna war dog elder
Zero practice.
What do you think?
Wait, is it anything ripping an L?
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait, this is stupid.
What am I thinking?
This is stupid.
I'm locking in bosses back to back to back.
We're killing them at the wazoo.
Why would I?
Why? Wait, how many more cold bosses are there, chat?
Wait, wait, wait. A bit of an elder. We're done, Shaper.
We did that stupid meme, whatever, neglect thing.
Awaken, it is... Aw, Awaken, it's a little bit of cold, but it's pathetic anyway.
Maven? Ah, Maven kind of is a bit of cold.
But the thing is, Maven's all about mechanics.
My build for Maven, by the way, is gonna be drop every single fucking defense node I have, and go full damage.
I'm gonna get my character to like 20 million DPS or something.
I'm just gonna fucking blast it with a fucking butthole.
I'm gonna blast it butthole so hard, but I'm gonna fucking... oh my god.
Pfft...
POP!
I want to double grab this gym as well ain't blasting shit yo let's double grab this gym
if I double grab the string and land it I think we just go go go straight away dude
I think we did right now let's listen let's listen let's go double grab this
game so let's do this have a double crab dear
I'm not stalling what do you mean a little 3 to level 4 gym on a car on a
It's like my biggest damage him that I own is insane
My one way locus of corruption, what do you mean?
Literally the right one what do you tell them?
What up from 3 to 2? Well, 3 to 2, that's Destiny Tang. Stop. You have not killed enough
Ubers for today. You have killed enough Ubers for today. It goes from 3 to 2.
I don't understand what's going on, are you going to open up your drugging now?
I am retarded.
I am retarded.
I am retarded.
I knew it was item. I was trying to go under the item one. I was like let's go under the item one and
But it's for the gym.
I don't think I watch.
Double crop defines the density.
That is the much it ever.
No.
Chad, I thought you were literally so brain dead.
I didn't even understand that it was actually me.
I am cooked.
Okay, Chad.
Current of eyes.
Uh, wait.
I could go for a rat pass.
But what could I hit on rapist?
What can you hit on rapist?
What can you hit I get it life percent on my helmet, but what about if I go I got a rapist
You've also a little bit true that stupid as hell is like zero percent down since it's gonna happen
Do you guys think I should go for a rat piss, double crept, or a huber's kind of eyes and
I can actually guarantee you get that?
Rat piss is so rare, yeah, it's so rare.
So rare.
How much is it still going, yeah, yes.
of
What am I?
Domates?
Seems like there's a pretty specific file in there.
all right
she will soon get a friend
they didn't hang out
huh?
was that a tankle?
was that a tankle?
I have a very strong sense of smell.
I can smell rat piss from 15 meters away.
I can tell when something is about to go off.
I will be like, hey, one of those potatoes is going bad.
So of course I can smell my wife.
She has a musky smell.
The Genesis tree accepts to offer.
Huh?
I don't know what he's fucking stupid ass, purple ground.
Wait, Kranamaz wouldn't be hidden, there's no way, I mean I'm on a streak that live
build up but there's no way crime eyes would be hidden right she is pleased
What the hell, what the hell's that thing?
What's within it, with the next non-challenging attack within 4 seconds?
Attack in the cross-circle will be critical, it's a strike.
Huh?
Have you guys never seen that before?
I've literally never seen that before.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
The Genesis tree accepts you.
Hey, is that grandma's?
Grandma's.
Stop.
I've got to go to 7. I didn't even need 20. I'm just going to go for 7 chat, but I've
missed it. Okay, here we go. I've poofed the last couple I've done. Surely this one's not
I'm gonna poof, this is actually gonna go percent life with some gg shit.
I'm looking for gym shit.
For my auras.
Uh, and I'm looking for live shit.
There's like a 6% life roll we can get here.
Alright it's Uber day, we're not messing around, we're not messing around.
We're just getting it. We're just getting it.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom!
It's fine. It's a lot of saving there for me, but it's a lot.
I cannot do this again.
I stash it to surrender all the frail ones.
Oh, she's handy.
Well, it breaks when I do she's handy as well, bro.
Like, no matter what I do, it breaks.
Why is he running these?
I can get like basically 7% more damage
when I make a Vy'Lannis.
It's a very easy way of getting damage
and it will tell me if the destiny's on my side.
If the game wants me to pop off,
it's gonna give me a level 4 gem, if it wants me to fail it's gonna give me a level 2 gem
if it doesn't really care
if it's indifferent it's gonna give me just to keep it the same
so we're about to find out
decently bro
he's sacrilegious
that's not ashtray right, I don't wanna play ashtray
Okay, I could see Shandy, I could see Shandy. Or I could just Roar Dog it. I think we just Roar Dog in it, right?
10 out of, we Roar Dog in it, we Roar Dog in it. Fuck it, let's Roar Dog it, okay.
10 out of 10 Ubers.
Boutoo.
Pop off.
I'll get rid of that monster. Oh, dude, fuck off.
Four. Four.
Four.
Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, I'm not a paranoid guy, I did, ultimately, four bosses out of ten, one day,
destroyed tomorrow tomorrow multiple Ubers tomorrow that's right that multiple
Ubers tomorrow okay and that's not even a cap I did that's a piece of your I
promise tomorrow chat either I will kill multiple Ubers multiple being more than
Okay
More than one over boss will die tomorrow that I haven't already killed or I will die that's there's the two outcomes
I will either kill more than one over boss tomorrow that I haven't already killed makes use of if or I will die
Standard season 6 apply though obviously family emergency pops up and there's something that I have to go to tend to like some sort of
Unforeseen circumstance of course then that deals off, but that's like
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% multiple ubers tomorrow guys
Can we get some W's on the jit?
We hear the four easiest ubers
Four easiest ubers down first to first attempt
I
Will be back on
Logging on to sheep farmer chat. I will be logging into sheep farmer
I am gonna do some like I don't know some little experiments some tasting some whatever
I'm gonna do some other things we'll be doing some other tasting some other stuff sheep farmer later on today after I am done with exercise and
Getting my gas fixed cuz I need to have water cuz I fucking fuck old jazz, bro
Jett, tomorrow is gonna be crazy.
I don't know if you saw some of those hard overbosses, they were literally murdering
me in like a microsecond.
Um, I mean that one trauma boss just seems fucking stupid.
That one trauma boss seems fucking stupid.
I'm gonna be real, like I don't know what the fuck that guy is, but that guy seems
dumb as hell.
it all first. Yeah, I get it. I didn't mean to be able to
done the uber bosses, literally more than 100 times the amount
I've done the buses. The level of practice will be on. It's like
if you're a check case practicing on it was I bet you it's like
hundreds of hours per boss or something stupid. Oh my god,
dude, it's but it'll be fucking insane. I have literally in the
uber bosses single digit times. I do them one time and then I
quit the game so I have no clue what I'm doing okay hey that's okay you're
into you you're predicting but you're predicting you're predicting hey
regardless boys thank you very much you're not there I appreciate it don't
I'm peace the fuck out ever good one and I will see you tomorrow for
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